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>rapieren
>>2289084>implying horse
Is anyone here a crazy black man?
>>2289064some guy made a joke post about a VN and another guy took it seriouslyI saved this.
>>2289001Top pic is from Libya. North Africa. That's like posting a pic from Canada when it's supposed to be America.Also what's wrong with niggers exercising with stones? You're jealous they're in shape?South Africa has a lot of problems. But rebels with guns isn't one of them. That's other parts of Sub-Saharan Africa. They are the Rape Capital of the World. That should go for something in these parts.
>tfw no leth
Leth...
I was before the world began, And shall forever last; Ere father Adam was a man, Or out of Eden cast. Your youthful moments I attend, And mitigate your grief; The industrious peasant I befriend, To pris'ners give relief. Make much of me if you are wise, And use me while you may, For you will lose me in a trice. As I for no man stay.
>>2289118>>2289120stop sucking his dick
IS TIME FOR SLEEP OF MANY HOURS
takka takka takka
>>2289127Seriously, Ross, please go.
>>2289120Is a faggot
>>2289131the fuck is that lyra like thing next to lyra
>>22891311 million uses
>>2289105I'm a sane black man.Also, my waifu is pinkie pie but rarity is a close second
>>2289126Time.
>>2289131i...i don't...understand
>>2289131>Lyra, honey... What are those?
>>2289126>Riddlerlol xd alternate universe joker is funny!
>>2289131Too many Lyras
>>2289151>sane>waifuWe're all mad here
>>2289102Aspirant and Cosine are working on it. One is SFW, the other isn't. Can't say how far they are, though.>>2289085Does your Equestria self have a job, at least? They might not like you, but they aren't blind. Someone who can hold down a job and put one foot in front of the other is probably the best they could hope for.And lucky for you, you only have one pair of feet.
>>2289147Looks like an OC with Lyra's color scheme.
>>2289133
Did this part seem freaky to anyone else?What is with Fluttershy's woodland creatures.
>>2289147I think it's from that tumblr where they have pegasus counterparts.
>>2289131>Lyra shows an incompetent changeling her typing Lyra dolls.png
Rose, u here?
>>2289140HEY I DIDNT SAY THISGUYS GUYS THIS ISN'T ME THAT WASNT WHAT THE REST OF THE SENTENCE WASGUYS PLS THIS WASNT ME
>>2289153An easy one, just warming up of course.Two bodies have I, Though both joined in one The stiller I stand, The faster I run.
>>2289170Wingfingers are creepy as fuck
>>2289170At least they aren't Christmas Critters.
>>2289183That's an hourglass, isn't it? Only thing I can think of with two bodies "joined in one" that runs faster the less you fiddle with it.
>>2289166Who is cosine?
>>2289183A river?
what the FUCK just happenedthere were these two cats okaythey were fucking HOWLING right outside my windowlike, MEEEOUOOOROOOUOUUOURand they KEPT DOING IT.so I went ou the doorAND THEY KEPT DOING ITso i started at them and couldnt see through the weedsthen a heads sticks out and they fucking book itwere they fuckingTHEYRE AT IT AGAIN GODDAMNIT
>>2289166My Equestrian self works with Pinkie at Sugarcube Corner and shares her room above the place.
>>2289188But the wings themselves are beautiful.
>>2289170I could easily draw a "deep" picture based off of that.
>>2289133It's Nachos
eight by eightfour arms of raja battle in mindfor lord and shah
>>2289204LMAO2CAT
>>2289151plz dont be stylin greymon
>>2289195Just an Anon that's thrown on a name for the project, I think.
>>2289208pls do
>>22892142CAT!!!
>>2289204You said that already. It is still of no interest.
>>2289204
>>2289222>>2289214
>>2289206Oh most def I love dem wings but seriously they are just wrong
>>2289194Right again. Emblem of youth and innocence With walls enclosed for my defence, And with no care opprest, I boldly spread my charms around, 'Till some rude lover breaks the mound, And takes me to his breast. Here soon I sicken and decay: My beauty lost, I'm turned away, And thrown into the street; Where I despised, neglected lie, See no Samaritans pass by, But numerous insults meet.
squish
>>2289238Marshmallow pone.
>>2289225>dwarf fortressthat fucking game
>>2289229>you will never hotdog spitfire's latex clad ass
god damniti went back outand they were standing in front of a car like two retardsjust growling like that at eachotheri swear to god it sounded like that faggot OOOOH LONG JOOONSOOON catfuck
>>2289232This isn't pony.
>>2289195Cosine is the guy screencapped here:>>2289113He mentioned having some experience with Ren'Py, the Visual Novel Maker program, and things took off from there.>>2289205Do you have a W2 and a clean criminal record?
>>2289204thats weird.not me.anyway.god damniti went back outand they were standing in front of a car like two retardsjust growling like that at eachotheri swear to god it sounded like that faggot OOOOH LONG JOOONSOOON catfuck
>>2289238*click*
>>2289232Vagina or hymen.
>>2289232Fluttershy
>>2289251
>>2289229would you let the princess wrap you up in her wings and cuddle you close until you fell asleep
>>2289255I don't mind that guy. Riddler just reminds me of /co/ half the time.
>>2289272Fucking yes
>furries/sanicfags>bronies>juggalosYOU CAN END ONEPICK WISELY
>>2289283ur mom
>>2289283broniesnot a question in my mindthe other 2 don't really affect me
>>2289232A flower?
>>2289217The only /g/ people to ever set foot in the boat have been seaweed, a fake jordan, kodiak, and assorted pantsumen fags.
So, how are the friendship levels tonight?
Would you destroy a pony's free will with relentless cuddle-torture?Which one?
>>2289283Define bronies
>>2289283broniesthey're killing a show I enjoydon't give a fuck about the others
>>2289272>>2289282dem wingsSo warm and cozy it would be.
>>2289308GILDA
>>2289283>furries AND sonicfagsno second thoughts, show me that button
>>2289272Remember that part in HTTYD when toothless was holding hiccup at the end after the explosion? Like that.
>>2289232Virginity.
>>2289307And me.
>>2289308Code Gilda, I'm afraid. Gonna be stuck there all throughout Hamburger Time.
>>2289307I am here. Always.
>>2289272NoI told myself I wouldn'tOh godI'm already in the generalI've been in the general for hoursI have to do schoolworkI'm starting to rebuild my old waifu folder, oh god. I told myself I wouldn't have real waifusfuck fuck fuckRIDE PLS END
>>2289238>Rarity's tail naturally faces a direction where it makes her candy vag easily accessable
>>2289302A rose, close enough. I'll give you that one.'Tis true I have both face and hands, And move before your eyes, Yet when I go, my body stands, And when I stand, I lie.
>>2289335It's okay, anon.It's bliss on the other side.Pone will love you like no human woman ever will.Just relax and give in.
>>2289317OH FUCK I LOVE THAT MOVIE SO MUCH.Excuse me.
>>2289334Which assorted pantsumen fag are you?
>>2289176What do you need?
>>2289332>>2289314We're definitely not at Gilda yet, especially with all the anticipation.>>2289335First, you accidentally your modems.Then, you get things done.
>>2289084You used the wrong picture. Here ya go.
>>2289348A broken grandfather clock?
>>2289348A grandfather clock?
>>2289346Same thing with Dash, Applejack and Twilight I think.
>>2289346God dammit...Why couldn't Little Strongheart be that cute?
>>2289349PONIES CAN'T LOVE METHEY'RE NOT EVEN REALCTRL+W # echo '127.0.0.1 boards4chan.org' >> /etc/hosts
34 request?
>>2289346Oh good, Buffallobelleanon is here.Dump some of that sexy buffalo, please.
>>2289348clock
>>2289346I-I kind of want to see the rest of that picture and I kind of don't.
>>2289384You ask for 34 requests every day and you never draw anything.
>>2289348God dammit I was gonna say a rose
GuysI think I'm bipolarComfort me by posting pinkest pone
>>2289396Oh, you really do.
>>2289355I'm just anonymous.
>>2289398Oh I do. I just don't post them here.
>>2289382>implying that you won't remove that later
>>2289309Yes.
>>2289382Don't ever say that! Every time someone says ponies aren't real, a pony dies!If you believe in ponies, clap your hands!
>>2289400
>>2289400Ok.
>>2289384Twilight and Dash kissing with their tails raised and lots of saliva
>>2289396You don't, trust me. Your mind always fills in the blanks much better than the real thing.
>>2289384Braeburn in a lacy dress with his boner tied to his leg.
>>2289411>implyingGet fucked faggot.
>>2289414>mfw americans clap after watching mlp
>>2289411You are a very bad person Rumble and Featherweight spitroasting Scootaloo
>>2289213Chess.
>>2289382>celestia will never love you>even though you love her she'll never even know you exist>she's not even real
>>2289384Futalestia inflating Princess Cadence with her filthy mare spunk.
>>2289434>offer request>get rude responseNo wonder drawfags don't come here anymore.
>>2289414i don't have hands
>>2289437You mean you don't?Do you even enjoy things.>inb4 >enjoying things
>>2289437
>>2289384A futa stallion. I don't care which.
>>2289458anon is a harsh mistress
>>2289469Its bed time.
>>2289460lyra pls go
It annoys me when someone posts pone ass while im browsing mlpg on my phone and i cant find it when i get on a computer
Aight niggas, all 6 of the ponies invite you over for a slumber party. It's late at night and they're all asleep, while they slept you edged for a good while. Which one do you bust your nut on. They're all sleeping on their backs and somewhat far apart from each other, so you can't >all of them.
>>2289473you mean a cuntcolt?
>>2289361pretty ponies
>>2289469But I can't draw!
>>2289458They've driven away those without the thickest skin, and the ones that do stay are plagued by bouts of depression and anxiety. It's best to take the MLPG in small doses. Of course, there's always that one try-hard who thinks you're Ross.Though he's got a point. If you're not going to post the requests here, then what's the point of taking them?
what should i make my wifi password
>>2289486No, a futa stallion. One of the stallions, but with both sets of genitals.
>>2289469It's naptime. Got the 9-5 tomorrow again.BCS, you do Flash, right? Any tips?
>>2289482What the fuck is wrong with you.
>>2289482rarity's hairthen i give her a ridiculous hairstyle
>>2289482None. I'm the only male there so they will know it was me.
>>2289495password
>>2289482DashAll over her wings
>>2289495pone
>>2289497Oh, a hermhorse
>>2289507
>>2289495Child Porn network.
>>2289519Rurote without eyelids is a terrifying thing
>>2289437>Be American>mfw after anything
>almost finished pic>looking it over, making sure I got everything>notice a serious flaw, gonna take half an hour to fixWelp, I guess I'll fix it tomorrow
>>2289391>>2289371It was a clock, grandfather clock was acceptable.I must depart, perhaps we will meet on the morrow?
>>2289517H-how many threads have we had?
Hmm, Gilda levels? That won't do. Let's fix that! Story request! Warning it'll be short.
>>2289495comeoneveryponysmilesmilesmile
>>2289540Perhaps. Most of us probably wouldn't leave even if you chased us out with a stick.
>>2289549>fanfictionNo. We hate fanfiction.We hate everything that we used to enjoy back when "brony" wasn't an insult.
>>2289549Spike and Winona have an adventure
>>2289540a bank
Is it normal to masturbate more than twice a day?
>>2289549Something about this pic.
>>2289549We're just upset because the friend-off was canceled and none of us will ever smile again.
>>2289549Twilight miscasts a spell and sets Spike on fire. He's a dragon so he's fine, but still on fire.
>>2289549Lyra writing a fanfiction writing a fanfiction about a human writing a fanfiction about a pony writing a fanfiction about a bear
>>2289500Yeah, fuck Adobe, Macromedia was better.Sorry, that's not a good tip... turn on smoothing and learn the Paint Inside/Selection/Fill and Erase Lines options. They will speed things up.
>>2289544So, so many.
>>2289579And the beat is pooping.
>>2289549AJ's dog dies and so she shits up the general for a month
>>2289549Lyra getting into her usual shenanigans.
>>2289425Hey, you're right. Screw inking the rest of the picture.
>>2289549Ooh!Rainbow Dash takes Twilight to see some rock band, because she thinks she needs to experience the "cooler" side of life.
>waifu isn't real>she will never love you>you are ugly and bald for your age and have weird, inhuman posture>best friend thinks you're half tau, makes jokes about being a space marine and killing you>just silently put up with his bullshit and occasionally point out flaws in his plans>no other women will love you either
>>2289605...What the fuck is that.I know what that looks like, but what the fuck is it really?
>>2289610>he gets his when the genestealer cult you are part of rises up and destroys the Imperials
>>2289586I have MX, but I downloaded CS5 to access the Hub's game files. I'll give them a shot.
>>2289610>fucking implying
>>2289560>We hate fanfiction.>We
>>2289610>baldNo
>>2289629
>>2289490You're really persistent.But I'm still finishing this one thing well, that, and passing out from sleepiness
>>2289610>Taunot even close, brotherjackdude. we'll see who'll be laughing once She comes.
>>2289631Yeah. Nighttime MLPG is supposed to be the calm, rational fetishy side of MLPG. We accept fanfiction for what it is.
Two eyes have I to lend to youit's easy to use them, you'll findBut only one can I give,to see both is to be struck blind
>>2289610My best friend keeps telling me I'm a fucking hydraliskYou don't understand the true power of autistic friends
>>2289610shit nigga
>>2289562>>2289570>>2289578>>2289579>>2289602>>2289607Alrighty! Back in a tick with one of these.
>>2289469busy fappin
>>2289659is down for upgrades. Sorry about that!
>>2289272I am by no means a ponyfucker. I fucking hate the porn.But yes. Yes I would.
>>2289659He's ded, anon...It's time to let go.
>>2289661>several more of you enter the room>SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS
>>2289640
>>2289672
>>2289653>WeYou're using that word again.
>>2289659Shepard.
>>2289670>not a ponyfucker>hates the pornThen why are you here?
>>2289653>Mfw watching that .gif I recited all the words in my headGuys. I need help.
>>2289661Are you a hydralisk?
>>2289666Fapping to 2 slow.
>>2289689What the fuck do you think
>>2289682We mean "we're" using that word again.
>>2289672you can't kill Leth. he's intangible. he isn't even a person. what isn't alive can't die.
>>2289653>weout
>>2289670>but I'm not gay though
>>2289685Because I have nothing better to do.
>>2289701What are you talking about, it enjoys bowling
>>2289702But then we all have to leave
>>2289672But... I never got my friendoff...
>>2289701>implying he isn't a living breathing person
>>2289687>not having completely blocked out that awful abortion of an episodeI feel sorry for you.
>>2289684Wrex.
>>2289670I hate the porn too.But I love the cute things that come out of this place.So much.
>>2289714
>>2289699you've got to at least be a cerebrate. hydralisks can't into posting on MLPG or having interpersonal relationshipswhat kind of retard mistakes cerebrates for hydralisks?
>>2289666Why is it that I never see any R34 for Applejack? I must not be looking hard enough.
>>2289722>this is what Ross really believes
>>2289685Mostly to spite you.
>>2289666>suggest action>it takes you to an Ask thing instead of a pollWhat is this?
>>2289725>any of the CMC>cute
>>2289670How cute, a closet ponyfucker. Trust me when I say it feels better when you accept who you are.
>>2289722>thinking the episode was that badi feel sorry for you.
>>2289666What's up with the cutie mark?
>>2289727>Little Equine Technological Hyperintelligence
>>2289735You have to be anal about it.
>>2289722That's why I need help!
>>2289740Thats how you suggest.
>>2289735She has 34, most of it is just REALLY shitty.
>>2289723Fluttershy.
>>2289730I swear to fucking god if that's you Francis I will shove your face into an industrial meat grinder
>>2289746Because that's not Twilight.
>>2289743Hey, not him, but I've been here for a year and haven't fapped to pony.Come to think of it, MLP made me not fap at ALL.
>>2289750
>>2289735Are you blind?
>>2289666>My Little DungeonOh, look, it's that stupid thing.
>>2289649>slaaneshBut the Tau killed him Snarky!
>>2289756It was polls up until this point.
>>2289758Go to bed Jason
>>2289767You haven't fapped for a year? I am calling bullshit and you're a liar.
>>2289744I bet you think Cadance and SA are good characters too.
GLITTER GLUEWHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US YOU'RE A GIRL?
>>2289763confirmed for zerg
>>2289743lol us ponyfuckrs right guise xd
>>2289743D'aww, someone pwojectiiiiiiiing!
>>2289779Fuck off, James
>>2289785DONT DO THIS TO ME ANON
>>2289772you seems to be mad or jellyeither way you are a faggotr and you know that, since I bet you got told that many times> tau
Go to bed tyler
>>2289781There's no way to show proof, but yeah
>>2289797>you seems to be mad or jellyyoshisano defense force pls go
>>2289783i dont. i do like Cadance but no more than any of the other one-shot type characters.
>>2289670But cuddling is sex in Equestria.
>>2289800Ugh, I wish that faggot didn't mention his name yesterday
>>2289793Not James. Thought you might be my friend. He likes that comic.
>>2289781
>>2289801Are you a boy or a girl?
>>2289775those blue-skinned communists have vaginas on their heads. them and their little empire aren't going to kill Her any time soon.
>>2289785If he was a she, she would be the broest girl I have ever seen.
>>2289660Hm. Maybe there's not enough information in that one...>two eyes have I, one pale one bright>it's easy to use them you'll find>but only one at a time can I give>to see both is to be struck blind
>>2289809Who me?
>>2289805I hate yoshiface, butthat does not make you less retarded or mad.
I AM SPESS MAREINEKILL XENO UNTIL DEADBLAH BLAH BLAH HERESY BLAH BLAH BLAH EMPRAH BLAH BLAH>40kids
>>2289807>one shotThose blank slates are too attached to Twilight to be forgotten completely in S3.
>>2289815M
>>2289813Bullshit.
>>2289824You're the sky, faggot. Now go the fuck away.
>>2289785Glitter Glue is male though, dumbass.
GLITTER ROSSGLITTER ROSSGLITTER ROSS
>>2289838Pretty much.It's shit. 40kids are the bronies of /tg/.
>>2289841
>>2289824sun and moonthe light from an eclipse can blind you
>>2289785Glitter Glue is a man, though
>>2289848Not exactly the answer >>2289860There we go.
>>2289816What are you talking about? Of course they did.It's documented and everything.
>>2289839which is sorta why i said one-shot type. i guess secondary character would have been a more apt description.
http://www.shanestack.com/shop/index.php?page=shop-flypage-11422Would you MLPG?
>>2289860If I told you that I knew about the sun and the moon, I'd be untrue
>>2289857does /tg/ have summer problems like /v/, /co/, and /wooo/ do?
>>2289795>>2289821>>2289849GlitterGlue/Weaver is a girl.And apparently has two other aliases.
>>2289872>review>Cheap but flexible; this is the best way to get the most out of your horse.
>>2289868But by stating that you can only give one at a time and each one is an eye that means the answer can't be the sun and moon.
>>2289877A brony.Because they never go outside.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tcZdwZUDC8
>>2289858This is getting out of hand.
>>2289883>lol he is a guy XDSure retard is here.
>>2289881don't forget /g/
>>2289883>all those furries
>>2289857Now I want to translate all the 40k talk into brony talk.>tau = blue unicorns. trixie legion.
>>2289883So the fact he always was referring to himself as a guy means nothing, right?Autism general? Autism general!
>>2289860That's a stupid riddleThe light from the sun can blind you too and the riddle implies that one at a time is fine
>>2289894What in the fuck did I just listen to?
>>2289881No, we mostly have janitor/mod problems. We get insurgencies, rebellions, mass bannings, and the like throughout the year.The moderation staff is around, and they usually do a good job, but sometimes, they fly right off the bridge into another galaxy, and we come along for the ride, kicking and screaming.
>>2289883So what? As we all know, Cawk is cheap.
>>2289881From what I've seen, every board blames everything that they don't like that happens in the summer on "summerfaggotry."I remember everyone bitching about it, but then again I haven't been back to /tg/ in a long time. Once they got regular moderation, some stuff changed for the better (scaredofshadows got banned, seth got banned, etc.) but most things got worse (just anal moderation). I bugged out, returned, and bugged out again many times.
>>2289911>implying GG isn't lying to us
>>2289914http://vocaroo.com/i/s05mcInewz8z
>>2289902instal gen2 lelfuq anime xDliking animu = mental ilnes
>>2289883>furfag art stream>some noname guy making an absurd claim
>>2289894http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PPYLavnzhZ
>>2289934AB go away
>>2289939
>>2289934I just can't fap to your voice like I fap to Jessy's
>>2289925i am so glad your mods just stay in /tg/. crazy motherfuckers.
>>2289084DONTCHA MEANSWAG, AND SWAG ACCESSORIES OP LOOIOL
>>2289934Your voice makes me want to rip my ears off.
>all this ironic shitpostingStop
>>2289957I think we shared ours with /a/ and /k/.
why is she so pretty /co/? why cant she be real?
>>2289949I can fap to this.
>>2289976awyou know you wuv it
No friendoff makes me depressed. I want to see what the artist drew for my>fanfiction
>>2289981best mods = /sp/worst mods = /tg/
>>2289893but their meeting up....
>you will never relax on the couch with a pony, running a hand through his mane as you both lay on your sides>you will never feel him scootch up so he can nuzzle his face between your ample breasts
>>2289976it will get better when s3 begins
>>2289988Have a pony pony.
>>2289993worst mods are /v/.
>>2290004But I don't have ample breasts. I've actually been losing weight.
>>2290009She looks so much more lesbian with a ponytail.
[itstime]
>>2290004>I'm a girl>not sluttiest trap mare getting railed by big mac in front of the whole townpshaw
[isitmusictime]
>>2290013Wrong./k/ mod doesn't even own guns.
>>2290023>>2290026>4 seconds apart>musictime mind
>>2289971http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M7CqsFPim2
>>2290025Fluttershy shut up
>>2290009I love Dash's pony pony
>>2290035you're going to damage your voice if you keep doing that
>>2290028yea but I heard the /v/ mod actually plays vidya
>>2290035Now I'm laughing.What the fuck.
>>2290025>"ah! it feels so good!">Mayor Pone is horrified but can't help getting a bit aroused
>>2290055>vidya>/v/so funnay
>>2290055>anyone on /v/>playing vidya gaem
>>2289883I can guarantee you he's a man.A little thing by his former roommate>never come between a girl and her cones.>FEATURING WEAVER!
>>2290032Better than what has been getting posted.[ITBEGINS]
>>2290047Dash is a very girly pone.
>>2290048http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RChf2ZbQzz
>>2290071HOW LONG IS THE NATURAL ESTRUS CYCLE FOR HORSES?
[1]i have no idea what the sound file attached is.
>>2289988Dash isn't pretty at all. She has a fucking stupid mane, those dumb eyes, and that disgusting voice. Please get better taste in ponies.
Post tablest pony
>>2290083i want to suck your penis
>>2290083huehuehue
>>2290090accurate
>>2290090I like it.
>>2290076she can be so much more beautiful if she just let Rarity have a little time with her.
>>2290090A rather appropriate one.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>2290025>thinking you're a mare>post mentions handsThere's not enough femanon x pony as it is.
http://www.livestream.com/phndrawshttp://www.livestream.com/phndrawshttp://www.livestream.com/phndrawsTime to strum!
>>2290118hiatus.
>>2290067>fedora
>>2290086That doesn't even make sense
>>2290035Please... Please stop talking. I'll do anything. Just stop...
>>2290102http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VRLV65knha
>>2290118hiatus, I guess
>>2290067>GG wears a fedora, t-shirt, and cargo pants
>>2290118>[rave]
>>2290118Hiatus
>>2290142>but he makes them look goodnew hotness
>>2290143[party]
>>2290135http://vocaroo.com/i/s050Dmz5rfz4
>>2290122It's not loading for me. Does it load for anyone else?
>tfw chrome 21
>>2290130nigga...is you serious
>>2290161Yep, fix your shit
>>2290161Yo what up B.C. to da S.
>>2290116That reminds of ponies discover /co/, when they find dash in her tent wearing makeup or something like that.
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>>2290142so how fat do you think gg really is
>>2290142but I thought he was a girl
>>2290156[PARTYTIME]
>>2290185I don't remember that in the original Was there a sequel?
>>2290116Too bad she won't let anyone near her hooves.Rarity being Rarity, she would probably just tie up Dash so she can't escape.
>>2290185they as in anons or they as in her friends?
>>2290118We [carnival] now.
>>2290184Out of coffee...
>>2290160
>>2290197I think it was the original.She fails horribly at it and Rarity has to help her clean up.Seriously, lipstick all over her face sobbing bad.
[1] time
>>2290197No sequels, it was in the original. Right after they couldn't figure out who would sleep with who in the tents so Dash slept one by herself.
>>2290203send this to /v/.
>>2290199>"Rarity what are you doing with that brush?">"Is that eyeshadow?!"
>>2290212unfbut the flat coloring kind of ruins it for metry to shade it
>>2290211To your question about Livestream, I think everyone's been getting errors, so it's kinda hit-or-miss at the moment.Something about maintenance.
>>2290202Her friends. Read it, it's pretty good.
>>2290229>Her voice starts to crack at the second sentence.
>>2290212Good. I'll stop.For now.
>>2290229But she doesn't need help being pretty.
>>2290199>darling, those hooves are atrocious>if you let me work on them, i'll run that marathon with you>if you don't let me work on them, i'll tie you up and do it anyway
>>2290220>>2290225But ponies discover /co/ didn't have tents. They were in a house.
>>2290262There was, indeed, a sequel.It ended with Celestia on the MLPG requesting more AppleMac or something.
>>2290262I remember a tent too, granted its been like a year since I've seen itSomeone dig it up
>>2290262They later got called away to save Equestria or something and had to camp.All the shit they read on /co/ made 'em all embarrassed at being themselves and then Twilight or Pinkie Pie or one of them basically told them screw what other people say and be themselves.Or something like that. Been ages since I last read it.
>>2290251well of course, but just think how much prettier she would be with some actual effort put forth.
>>2290258>Shes already tied up at this point.
>cuddling with pony>get boner>pony pushes into it>starts making moves>vacate bed>run like mad to couch>sleep there>wake up 12 hours later>pony spooning you
>>2290262You probably didn't read the whole thing. They have to go on an assignment in the woods. And the thoughts of /co/ causes problems for them.
>>2290301God dammit, why do I open every spoiler
>>2290295In all of my fantasies I am extremely reluctant to even associate with pony but it non-sequiturs into sex anywaysAre you me?
>>2290278http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/02/story-ponies-discover-co-compiled.html
>>2290295How would poneknow what a penis is if cuddling is sex in Equestria?
>>2290295I may or may not know which pone this is.
>>2290301>diamond-crusted dildo
>>2290301>Spike is in love with the dildo.
>>2290308Thanks.
>>2290247Thank God.
>>2290312Standard earth mammal reproduction
>>2290301>you will never eat Rarity's gem encrusted dildo ;_;
>>2290308That first comment.
>>2290314>Lyra looks sadshe's realizing how pathetic she really is.
>>2290314>Start imagining what Lyra would do with her multi-use human doll.>"It's a coat hanger!"
>>2290306In my fantasies pone is my girlfriend, and we don't have sex until we know eachother very well which is usually about a month of fantasies in.
>>2290334But we always do that.
>>2290345god i fucking hate bronies...
>>2290308Thanks Anon>first comments>Feb 3rd. 2011funny, that was my first day in the generals
>moot in charge of 4chan
we ded
>>2290308>Pinkie glanced away from what she was reading and met the gaze of her friend with a look of bewilderment. “Twilight, are you black?”
>>2290301That looks painful.
Left >>4
w-wait... friendoff was canceled?
*fart*
>>2290367You'd be about 2 weeks after me>Those comments>The old days
>>2290397No, Leth died.It's postponed.
>>2290397The general remembered it has no friends.
>>2290397Leth was canceled
>>2290354>a pole for playing horseshoes!
>>2290397Due to Leth's untimely death.
>>2290402[1]
I once shot a mare in Reno, just to watch her die
>>2290422Consider me dunked
I'll consume the living and the dead.
>4chan in charge of working
>>2290422Ah geeze someone saved that with the music.For future reference, the phrase for it is [GetDunked]. Easy, right?
>>2290437We never had this shit before Cloudflare.
>>2290415>A orange juicer!
>>2290434Ross's Pinkie Pie pls go.
>>2290437That's the 3rd day in a row it's gone done at 3:00amWhat's up with that
>the possibility of a Equestrian world existing is possible because of the Many-Worlds Interpretation>A world right now where Lyra is looking at comics of a controversial My Little Human sex toy doll
>>2290402>>>/mspa/
>>2290444>A doorstop!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Oghai6RO1J8fuck
>>2290452>not a world where Lyra made the dollGet on my level.
friendoff closed due to AIDS lol xd
>sadcat will never update
>>2290438I'm in the process of making a wordpad with all these things on it, cause there's no way in hell I'll remember them all.[1]
4chan still ded?
>>2290467So hippo is our Lyra in our world? Where's her lesbian lover who feeds her
>>2290452It's a nice thought, anon but it's not true.
>>2290462>Corporations in charge of Tolkien
>>2290484Out of town on a secret mission from Luna.
>>2290462What kind of game is that?
>>2290487Fuck you I believe what I wantIf people can believe in a god, I can believe in Lyra>but it's different!
>>2290467>not a world where you can live forever with the ponies, and each day is never bad.
>>2290359That was us back then dude.
>>2290452I have issue with the Many Worlds theory because it implies there are multiple universes with different omnipotent Gods.For instance, there is a universe were Islam is the One True Faith, but also one where Mayan mythology was right.
>>2290462What is this?
>>2290500It's very different.>it'sacartoon.jpg
>>2290493>>2290499>>2290513Guardians of the Middle Earth
>>2290507Perhaps they are only omnipotent within their own universe?
>>2290506>We used to flock to EQD.God that was embarrassing shit.we fucking encouraged him to make that site.And Titanium hung out with us too.
>>2290507What's wrong with that? Perhaps their omnipotency is only local in their own universeBut that would imply that they' weren't omnipotent at all
friend off when
>>2290507God likes playing with different accounts.
>>2290507What's wrong with that implication?
>>2290523>it's an ancient figure worshipped by crazy hebrews who were too dumb to figure out any way of explaining things besides "uh, magic sky man made it. all of it."
POST PINKIE PIE!
>>2290542When someone gets off there ass and plugs Leth back in.
>>2290532If you ask me, if he didn't take off Anonymous posting we could've at least tried to make it not go to shit.Hurrduur it was already shit
>>2290462I hope it doesn't play like shit
>>2290532I used to go to EQD maybe 5 times daily back in early 2011We all make mistakes
>>2290552http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LckafuAYOP
>>2290481We trains now?[BuckleUpHomestuck]
>>2290552http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JdGaU0yUxR:)
>>2290557It looks like a MOBAIt's going to be a MOBA
>>2290550And that's my cue to go to bed.
>>2290556When did he take off anonymous posting? This is seriously the first I've heard of this.
>>2290547Omnipotent would suggest the ability to do anything, inclusive of crossing universes.Paradoxical when more than one faith claims exclusively.
>>2290552http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YrtdcEOrD9
>>2290566
>>2290581see>>2290543
>>2290560It's OK Anon, you had tigers blood, that's all.At least you didn't hang out in Ponychan.
>tfw Humble bundle isn't that bad this year.It had all these games I've been meaning to play. I couldn't pass it up.
>>2290572>mfw you're back
>>2290552
>>2290576Something's wrong on the internetYou know you want to argue
>Two days of no Hamburger Time Report>Friend Off nowhere in sightThis has been a very bad day. Aside from a massive butt thread earlier, morale has hit an all time low.
>go to EQD>rarity in socks>we used to like ponies in socks>non sexually
>>2290581Many worlds theory states that all universes are completely separate and cannot interact so omnipotence would only apply to that universe.
>>2290552In ten years, you and your friends will be lost to nostalgia as the show ends and the fandom dissipates. Once, you were a source of laughter and fun; soon you will be a fleeting memory in fans you made laugh. Even your biggest fans will forget you and years down the line, when they stumble upon old DVD's of your show, they'll struggle to remember your name and not care when they can't think of it.And one day, you will die with the last person to remember you even existed
>>2290599DAMMIT LETHYOU'RE CAUSING OUR MORALE TO TANK.
>>2290572hi jessy
>>2290582
Do you guys ever call yourself anon in your head after browsing for a really long time?trips need not apply
>>2290566I'm always surprised by the amount of bronies who love homestuck or were previously a part of some excessively shitty fandom like pokemon or furry.I guess people love jumping on those bandwagons huh, especially if theres porn involved.
>>2290599>>2290617Well, at least everyone gets an extra deadline extension
>>2290603We still do like ponies in socks.Only now we dont go WOWEE A PONY IN SOCKS OH MAH GAWD WHAT A FANTASTIC IDEA XDDDDD SO CUTE AND FAHHNYY!!!!111We go 'oh look, another pony sock picture. That's nice'Bronies seem to be under the delusion that the y have to act like the former about everything all the time, flailing their virtual arms like retarded 8 year old children.
>>2290630>already finished
>>2290630what are you doing up at this hour young man
>>2290625Homestuck is awesome, fandom aside.So is Animal Crossing, though to a much lesser extent.
>>2290599Hey, I made a Hamburger Time report! Sure I'm not Leth, but Mystery Meat Hamburger reports aren't that bad!
>>2290641>Homestuck is awesome
>>2290579Can't remember an exact date, but I think it was around last summer when everything was insane. Since /co/ was being it's infamous summer self, a lot of /co/mrades still went to EqD, and because of the deviance they caused here they it took there, and I think that's why he took it off. I could be wrong my memory is fuzzy.
>>2290638Pones
>>2290623After all the time I've spent on 4chan, I wouldn't be surprised if someone called out, "Anon", and I would turn around.In fact, I'd rather be called Anon than my actual name.
>>2290635>Bronies seem to be under the delusion that the y have to act like the former about everything all the time, flailing their virtual arms like retarded 8 year old children.This is because they are geeks/spazzes/dweebs, anon.
>>2290623No.
>>2290645>Implying not good[DropIt]
>>2290652>Somebody names their kid anon>It's a redditor
>>2290608>completely seperate, never interact, never observablenot science
>>2290641>homestuck is awesomeIf you have aspergers, maybe.
I saw a guy wearing this shirt at uni.uni more like shitty community college for poorfags that want to take cheap prerequisites and not pay out the ass until they're actually doing something more relevant to their majors
>>2290656>It's shit
>>2290566>>2290585[1]
>>2290657Wouldn't he name the kid 'Derp'?
>>2290630Eh, pretty sure I'll just leave it be. Any further picking at it will only make it worse.
>>2290660No shit Sherlock
>>2290660/sci/ pls gopls
So, when is the third friend off scheduled?
>>2290664TAKE ME TO YOUR COLLEGEI WANT TO HIT HIM WITH MY FIST
>>2290664Did you punch him in the face and then stab him in the stomach? That's what I would have done if I had seen someone wearing a shirt with that horrid character on it.
>>2290672hurr durr they stole our jokez
>>2290656it's shit broand this is coming from someone who obsessively followed it way back when it first started
>>2290625>Several of the people making the music for Homestuck are bronies.>They snuck the MLP theme in one of the songs.
>>2290623Nah, but I'd probably respond to itI almost said [/spoiler>]implying in a conversation with my parents onceI took a few days off after that
>>2290684TomorrowThe deadline is the day after tomorrow
>>2290664>that feel when you see someone wearing a pony shirt and it;s either some /fit/ dude or a fat neckbeard>they're the only ones that can get away with it
>>2290623Yeah
>>2290692dis all fucked up
>>2290682
>>2290692>[/spoiler>]You fucked up, son.
>>2290656I know this is going to be hilariously ironic since I am saying this as a fan of MLP on MLP general, but please pay attention. HS is shit and nobody should ever have to read it.
>>2290697>that feel when you saw a cute chick touting a cyan RD shirt and a brony rubber wristbandShe even had a bit of a crack to her voice, too.
>>2290532It's very stupid of me but the main reason i will post in the /b/read over this is due to that link to EQD you guys have always in the first post.I don't even read this due to that i just happend to see your post.
>>2290700What kind of reaction is that?
>>2290562>>2290572>>2290582>>2290613I'm sorry but where did this even come from?
>>2290713
>>2290710And you know here from band, right?
>>2290686No, I'm not a sociopath with shit taste.
Would you like Twilight dance on your hats?
>>2290720>>>2290192
>>2290727Then why are you here?
>>2290721Why won't the universe just stop moving?
>>2290721>My background
>>2290572>mfw people think I'm Jessy>I don't even know the guyhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s0bCqvWznlpWI guess I should feel honored to be mistaken for Jesse.
>>2290712>It's very stupid of me but the main reason i will post in the /b/read over this is due to that link to EQD you guys have always in the first post.>I don't even read this due to that i just happend to see your post.I don't understand a single thing you just said. Something about how you post in the /b/ threads. Well that makes sense.
Someone explain to me why Twilight is the autistic one and not Fluttershy
>>2290712The linkboard?Dude, we haven't fucking updated that thing in forever.
If you watch Mlp and have higher than 4th grade intelligence, something is seriously wrong with you.
>>2290743Why would you want it to?
>>2290723Choir, actually. She's an alto.
>>2290754I KNEW WHO YOU WERE! WE HAD A DEAL! I MADE YOU THE PICTURE YOU REQUESTED!
>>2290727>IMPLYING
>>2290759>Mlp
>>2290758Should update it.
>>2290727No. I guess you're just a faggot with shit taste. My bad.
>>2290761Yeah, yeah. You were bitching about her earlier. So are you going to fuck her or what?
>>2290759But if we had lower than a 4th graders intelligence, something would also be wrong with us
>>2290769Ha, that only gave me five minutes of clopping. AND I WAS EVEN GENEROUS AT THAT TIME.Now draw a ponyfied version of me, RIGHT NOW.
>>2290796Point...
>>2290781Stocking doesn't look anything like Twilight Sparkle. Purple is a common palette used to symbolize magic and power and royalty.
>>2290817>clopping
>>2290796But no one reads it.
>>2290756Twilight fails at social norms. Interacting with people. Acting like a productive part of a group. Fluttershy is just very self-conscious and shy. She gets along just fine but gets pushed around and prefers keeping to herself.You're confused because neckbeards and 4channers are generally both. If there was a Flutterlight or Twishy pony they would essentially be you.
>>2290814>earlierThat was like yesterday bro.and that wasn't bitching eitherand i'm gay
>>2290817Those faces Pinkie Pie is making do not arouse me at all. In fact, they're starting to terrify me.
>>2290826we bronies nowdon't tell daytime mlpg
>>2290787I hope you're not implying the show deserves a fully capitalized abbreviation.If so, brony pls go.
>>2290759Are you one of those "EVERYTHING YOU WATCH MUST BE A FUCKING MASTERPIECE AND YOU NEED TO THINK DEEPLY ABOUT IT" people? Not everything has to be like that, and shouldn't. Watching ponies is on the same level of enjoyment as music.It's not intellectually stimulating. It's just full of feelings and fun. It's a thing you do for 20 minutes every weekend to relax.
>>2290796We should, but there's no real reason to.
>>2290836Really? Well fuck. At least I remember you? So she's free game then? Is she hot?
>>2290843>only 20 minutes every weekendAnd you call your self a horsefucker
>Every opinion that I don't agree with is a brony
>>2290843>listening to music>not intellectually stimulatingMan I want to post this on /mu/ and see how they respond.
Best friend off ever or best friend off ever? I think having it actually organized by a couple of people rather than willy nilly drawing and writing paid off.Same time next month?
>>2290826what >>2290841 said./mlp/ is asleep, post hipster
>>2290856Brony pls go
>>2290843shut upi'm better than youi don't accomplish anything but i'm still not a pleb that has >fun
>>2290857I'm sure they would agree with that for some musicAnd they wouldn't be able to agree on which music is intellectually stimulating except for ItAOtS maybe
>>2290857do it
>>2290862We all brony now.That was our word, they can't have it.
>GG will never update Ask Ice Pack
>>2290860Leth pls return
>>2290883>Tess will never update hobopony
>>2290877>ITAOTS>implying anyone but summerfags or trolls sees it as anything more than a fun album
Sup bronies, hows summer treating your sanity?
>That feel when le nighttime MLPG is worse than le daytime MLPG
>>2290860
>>2290857>He thinks dubstep is intellectually stimulating.
>>2290890>Tex will never update
>>2290890>She will never get that glass out.
>>2290883>Kazerad will never update sadcat
>>2290860>tfw leth is dead
>>2290902Don't make me turn this into a 3x3 thread.
>>2290898
>>2290883>Faceless Jr. will never update again
>>2290857define intellect>brain functionyes>conscious thought about actual things instead of a mishmash of emotionsnounless you add in nonsensical hipster lyrics that force you to think "what the hell am i listening to did he just say he jizzes on anne rice's boobs"
>>2290898I kind of like that it switched, now I can sleep at night.Why isn't it working?
>>2290913>le
>>2290891It's not even fun to listen to though. It's just grating. He can't sing for shit.
>>2290883>>2290890>>2290903Stop posting that shit. It'll happen.One day...
>>2290891Maybe, but they'd post it anyway
>embarrassing shit you used to do when the fandom was young and innocent.Listened to Celestia Radio.
>>2290877>ItAOtSI honestly cannot stand that album.Like, at all.It just sounds like generic slosh to me.
>>2290924not fun for you, maybe.
>>2290929i used to not fap to ponies
>>2290921you just have to maximize your le uberman sleep schedule. You can feel relaxed and tireless all day long.
>>2290929Listen to pony musicAnd I still do
>>2290925>Ask pinkamena will never updateIt wasn't great but it was ok_
>>2290939>tfw ponysexual
>>2290929I used to listen to bronyville podcast
>>2290903>Whoever the fuck did the Notes From A Wanderer tumblr will never update it.
faggots
>>2290911Time fro /mulpg/?
>>2290948Good luck finding an employer that will work around that sleep schedule.>>2290929Started a meetup group, one of the first three.
>>2290829>>2290846Could just take out EQD might as well have a link to ponychan in the list as well if you have EQD.
>>2290955>He doesn't know who LD isLD should be more well known in my opinion
>>22909602/3 Knife Man REM, -Demon Days
>>2290929I used to be disgusted by the porn.
>>2290965He's a cool guy.
>>2290953I used to listen to the brony show....yeah...It was actually decent, shut up.
>>2290953Same
>>2290963Hi nathan
>>2290963>meetup groupHow did THAT go? Even at my peak I never wanted to go to a meet up.
>>2290964EQD is fine for news, it's just the community that's the shittiest shithole of this fandom. Besides maybe Facebook.
>>2290929I used to get mad at porn.Haha, those were the days... i'm so ruined now.
>>2290929Post with a name
>>22909602/2 The Bends, Gorillaz
>>2290929I made a promise, which I broke a year later.
>>2291002>that feelI wouldn't have it any other way.
>>2290964Another reason to keep it in is that if we take it out, we'll forget our sins in having helped create it.We don't keep it there because we like it, we keep it there because it reminds us of our mistakes. Admittedly the sea around us does a great job of that, but it's always the little things that people forget.
>>2291005>2012>Aphex Twinshiggy diggy
>>2290985Hi.>>2290994I'm now the most infamous face of MLPG and can't post shit with my trip on and expect to be taken seriously.How do you think it went?
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>2290939before i watched the show i fapped to poniesi thought pinkie was a fun-loving slutnow the only ponies i can fap to have no canon personality to be defiled>luna>luna>luna>luna>more luna>sometimes celestia
>>2291002...is that a picture of a monitor?
>>2291019great for usyou poor autistic bastard
>>2291000DHN is better for news.
>>2291000>Flankbook exists.
>>2290964Pretty much what >>2291000 said.
>>2291010I don't know man, I kind of wish I still felt that way.
>>2291019Oh man, I'm so sorry.
>>2291030That's true I suppose.I'm MLPG's longest running joke, even older than >rape
>>2291037But the ponies, man, they're so sexy.
>>2291024You're a very ugly human.
>>2291019>Nathan>2012Truly this is the worst hell
>tfw LK will never update Scratch
>>2290354>>2290415>>2290444>>2290458
>>2291019a bloo bloo blooWhy the fuck didn't you just adopt a new trip and not associate with the old one? Because you like negative attention.
>>2291025>Luna>Celestia>no canon personality>implyingBut alicorns are still the sexiest horses.
>>2290964>Decent conversation.>With a /b/readizenIs this \mlp\?
>>2291019Shut the fuck up nathan.
>>2291000>>2291013I guess most of you go to ponychan also.
...Can we have more "meet your waifu's family" discussion?I liked reading/writing about Rarity's family.
>>2291025If you fap to her enough, you'll fall in love.
>mfw you won't know who half of these are
>>2291044MLPG's longest running joke isn't liking MLP?Wait so you guys were serious when you mentioned you would that horse?
>>2291059He's not being a twat. It's only fair we do the same.
>>2291045They sure are.
>>2291065You're right I don'tBecause it's too fucking small to even see their faces.
>>2291055I did. Twice.I got found out.
>>2291065They're probably all faggots, so I don't care.
>>2291062Nah.Not that we never tried.They ban us soon as they see us.
>>2291063I'd like to read a Treekicker one myself. But any is fine
>>2291025Luna has a personality.A very good personality. If she was human I'd probably be in love.I only like celestia because she's pretty
>>2291054Would you a rose fuckdoll?
>>2291049What would the ponies equivalent word be for brony?
>>2291086You admitted it both times you sperglord.
>>2291079I have no idea how to get a bigger version
>>2291097
>>2291062Did we have ponychan on there? Wasn't that the thing we took off a number of months ago one night?
>>2291062Oh fuck no. I wouldn't touch that place with a ten-foot pole.
>>2291099Broman.
>>2291062Only if we want a good gut laugh at the rampant faggotry going on in the RP board.Or scam them out of money.
>>2291052>tfw LK will never draw round bugpone
>>2291062Nope.
>>2291049>ponymen con>not humare con
>>2291102First time I admitted it because it was going to come out in a pre-reader spotlight anyway.Second time I fucked up and people found out.
>>2291059He was fine up until >>2291062
Do they have suppositories in Equestria?
>>2291106>out of everyone's league
>>2291098I'd wear it on my horn.
>>2291124Close enough.
>>2291124What was the second name? I already forget
>>2291105If you know all the artists why don't you make one yourself?
>>2291124you're still a huge douche
>>2291110>not humare
>>2291062[1] shiggy
>>2291119>implying a show about our species wouldn't be aimed at older colts>implying it doesn't attract lonely mares for obvious reasons
>that feel when trying to compress the mlpg archiveYou fuckers sure do love to generate a lot of incompressible data.
Lyra being a reverse furry is the single dumbest fanon ever conceived.
>>2291136Phobetor, I took it to run a quest (which went pretty well).
>>2291139Because that'd take a million hours in MSPaint and I don't feel like putting in the time so no one can know who the hell they are.
>>2291151That's our super special talent
>>2291062As I said a long time ago - between the "love and tolerance/let's be a POSITIVE PLACE!" attitude, and the tyrannical stranglehold their mods have over their posters, that place has mastered Doublethink to a level that would have horrified Orwell.
>>2291144Humans, Stallions.Hullions?
>>2291152>dumbestyou mispelled most erotic
LETHLETHLETH;_;
>>2291151Would you rather have us upload bitmaps?
>>2291151jkhhrynxjk9o564145s476y46466e4h64n34fEnjoy!
>>2291150>20 minutes of a greased up, muscle bound dude shooting a gun.>Sometimes shooting two guns, making his pecks jiggle more.
>>2291115>tfw Ross will still keep drawing
>>2291172Skinies, humies, monkeyfuckers, etc.
>>22911561,000,000 years is roughly 114 yearsYou're telling me you can't grab 9 pictures off the googlenet and put them together shittily under in the allotted time of 114 years?
>tfw can't draw>tfw don't want to draw
>>2291092Honestly that was my impression of ponychan maybe if the mods were not banhappy i could see checking it out.I just avoid it completely now.I actually did like EQD before comments started getting deleted and etc just cause the buthurt and whitenights were funny.>>2291108Not sure.This is the first time i have actually posted here more than just once.>>2291109I like you.
>>2291203Everything's coming up Anon!
>>2291152Mailmare Derpy is even worse.
>>2291198>1,000,000 years is roughly 114 years
>>2291203>tfw want to drawgive request pls
>>2291198Yes.
>>2291152No, that was when we started turning inanimate objects into OC ponies and giving them personalities. Like the tsundere hot sauce and Coke pony.
>>2291182Sure, do it.
>>2291203>tfw want to draw butts>>tfw can't draw
>>2291224lyra being a humanfucker
>>2291224Lyra having hot sex with her human fucktoy
>>2291094>Applejack introduces you to her family>her WHOLE family>individually
>>2291184>massive explosions for the colts>massive missiles for the mares
>>2291220>tfw the muffin thing is confirmedI dont mind the mailmare thing. Most fanon is alright but some are fucking bonkers.
>>2291220>Derpy.ableist scum.
>>2291232That's not fanon since it has no basis in the show.
>>2291238>>2291240let's be friends
>>2291220Back to stir up shit?
>>2291245>"I shall fire rocket missiles at them!"
>>2291243>they don't use condoms
>>2291267>a flashback episode shows the ancestors of the man six riding on horses>the My Large Human General explodes with porn and greentexts
>>2291286>applejack like anal because it means she doesn't have to make the family any larger
>>2291222>tfw 1990 was 50 years ago;_;
>>2291063killing Rarity with embarrassment was hilarious.Lets do Rainbow Dash's family next!
>>2291291>man six
>>2291302>Morrowind came out 32 years ago
>tfw gotta go fast
>>2291309thatsthejoke.png
>>2291301>implying that a brood of children isn't useful when they reach working ageIf this weren't a children's show she'd start popping out foals as soon as Applebloom was old enough to work.
Hey guys I was thinking of streaming Chronicle. If I did would anyone come and watch?
>>2291224BR Pony
>>2291319[VGN]
>>2291317I was born 160 years in the future
>>2291309>He still wants to call them the 6 pack.Faggot.
>>2291330>>2291317>>2291302This shit ain't funny
>>2291317>The Crimean War ended 156 years ago
>>2291341>it was funny 40 years ago
>>2291350;_;
>>2291309That was intentional.
>>2291341>ain'tAJ pls hug me
>>2291341>you last got dunked 8 years ago
>>2291322Fantastic movie but it's far too late for any kind of streaming imo.
>>2291367No.
>>2291380okay :(
>>2291363I know, I dug it but I forgot my picture and then It was duplicate so I just gave up
>>2291243>Applejack is mobbed by aunts and cousins, asking her where she found "that city-boy.">"Real charmin', that 'un!">"Pah! Put 'im to work, I says - see them arms on him? Ain't a muscle on 'im!">one old biddy thinks you're just acting polite and you're probably thinking they're a bunch of country bumpkins now that you're out of earshot>one of her cousins asks Applejack if you have any brothers.
Oh wow 0r0 did a thing I don't hate.
>>2291387Fuck that guyTake all my hugs
>>2291408>frisbee
>>2291408>AJIm ok with this
>>2291166I get creeped out by some of the fans (brony's) who have been taking the "Love and tolerate" thing so far.And it's usually ironic cause there mostly assholes towards you if you don't right off agree and sorta praise them for there so called thought of superiority.
>>2291391Makes sense. Country folk are into bestiality.>implying they wouldn't just treat you as livestock>you'd be used to pull plows, reach high shelves, and as an occasional Big Mac fuck toy
>>2291387>:(Get out.
>>2291408Nope, still hate the bastard.
>>2291414d'aaaaw thanks
>>2291429:(
>>2291429>mad frowning faceget out
>>2291437the correct response is ;_;
>>2291429>le angry lion facebrony pls go
>>2291376Is it? I go to sleep at 6 in the morning.Anybody, anybody at all?Possibly streaman Chronicle.
>>2291444>4 dicks per secondthat's a lot of dicks!
>>2291391>you will never be introduced to the Apple Family at their annual Reunion when Applejack brings you as a guest
>>2291421It's Liberalism taken to it's most extreme.And yes, the ones that treat it like a fucking cult is creepy as fuck.And people who see them, assume everyone who watches the show acts like they do.
>>2291424>Big Mac tries to rape you in the barn one night>you slip a piece of hay up his urethra and then run for the Everfree as his screams wake up most of Ponyville>Zecora helps you survive in the Forest
>>2291445 >:3
>>2291457Well she is the sluttiest pony after all
>>2291421It's even funnier that the whole "Love and Tolerance" used to be a rape joke around here.
>>2291462>read that as anal Reunion
>>2291444>not table price: SLUTSLUTSLUT
>>2291462>Applejack introduces boyfriend to her familyThis'd probably be the opposite to Rarity's family - YOU'D be the one on the spot all the time.
>>2291477You have to meet them before you can meat them.
>>2291457Read it in Alec Baldwin's voice.
>>2291479>>2291457
>>2291424>implying it's bestiality when it's two sapient species
>>2291466>implying you wouldn't succumb mentally to that pony penis that's longer and thicker than your whole leg
>>2291477You read EVERYTHING as anal, Anon.
>>2291475It wasn't really a rape joke, just our response to trolls on /co/Remember when WE used that phrase? Remember when WE called trolls parasprites?We only say it sucks now because they take it seriously.
>>2291494the [Dick]
>>2291496>implying I would.I'm not gay, dude.
>>2291499IM AJ!ANAL ANAL ANAL
>>2291499But that's wrongIt's you that's reading everything as anal
>>2291505>I'm not gay>posting on MLPG
>>2291500Not reallyIt's all one big blur of emotions
>>2291505That's because you haven't seen a real dick.
>>2291421Assholes is an understatement.We could, in theory, enter one of their threads and they would literally backtrace us to the general, alert a mod and get us banned before we can make a second post.It's like a communist state full of spies and shit.People joke about the general having 'sentries' but we know.We have seen them work.
>>2291509It shocks me that people don't believe AJ's love for anal is canon
>>2291424>>2291466>>2291496>>2291505>>2291495Goddamn it, you guys.
>>2291516More likely than you think.
>>2291520UNF
Drew some weird dress
>>2291520I have seen a real dick though. Still not gay.
>>2291536YOU CAN'T SAY "UNF" WITHOUT "FUN"
>>2291529
>>2291547He's just pulling the old 'everybody's bisexual, some of us just haven't found the right man yet' bullshit. Ignore it.
>>2291517Back before ponies arrived in /b/. Back before the February Bans cast the pony phenomenon across the internet and caused sites like EqD and Ponychan to explode in popularity. Back then we were friendly. Not a hug box or a puddle of hate, but a balance of the two.Then came the bans and all the friendly people stayed on ponychan while all the grumpy people stayed here and turned even grumpier to differ themselves from the "others" as if that was supposed to mean anything.
>>2291450Well shit then maybe I'll try sometime this weekend.
>>2291561I'd let Big Mac plow the hell out of me.Im not gay though
>>2291561Oh okay. Will do.
>>2291516>not posting the superior one
>4:30What the fuck man
>>2291545Did you have to draw the weird ass mannequin to put it on?
>>2291561>deafdefiler and anon in charge of not getting defensive about cocks
>>2291450That movie was good.
>>2291496It'd be tempting, but I've read Merely A Male Mare so I know what's going to happen if I don't get the hell out of there.
>>2291581Oh fuck how did that happenI was in "just 5 more minutes" mode two hours ago
It bothers me that there are people that post here who exclusively loves one gender
>>2291596bi master race
>>2291569If you had a button that would make things eventually come back to the way things were, would you press it?
>>2291596Ur a faget
>>2291596It bothers me that there are people that post here who take things in MLPG seriously
>>2291596Well, that's just terrible for you, isn't it?Deal.
>>2291596If I were a girl I wouldn't mind pony cockBut I don't want anything to do with it as a guy.
>>2291606Not that anon, I'm preemptively saying yes butwhat's the catch
>>2291545nice tentacle
>>2291462>tfw you play the banjo, mandolin and guitar and grew up listening to bluegrass and folk musicThat'd get me at least a couple of points... right?
>>2291611... So you're saying if given the choice to be a female...... You'd choose to be a slutty female?
>no one cares if we are bronies except us and probably a few autistic faggots who think we dont deserve the title or some shit
>>2291625Aint got shit on Mrs. Cake though.I'd her tendrils all day
>>2291631The ponyfolk would be swooning all over you.
>>2291485Challenge accepted.
>>2291641>ponyfolkGod I love it when AJ uses that word
>>2291639>a few
>>2291637Scale of 1-10, how slutty of a slutty mare would you be?
I'm going to ask this every day until someone links it. Has aspirant finished his trixie fic yet?
>>2291641>>2291631>an old uncle starts playing a fiddle>other family members who brought instruments with them join in>it turns into a giant jam-session
>>2291637>You will never be the slutty woman...
>that feel when I can smell my own ass while in a normal sitting positionFuck.
>>2291637oh youI wouldn't chose to be a mare, but definitely wouldn't mind it.
>>2291622We're the ones that have to make it that way again.There wasn't a catch, you just reminded me And I have the delusion that we could pull it off
>>2291664
>>229165732
>>2291657the sluttiest of mares/10
>>2291561I think you need to get raped by Big Mac
>>2291669>>2291675I KNOW.
>>2291664Fucking euros.
>>2291572But that would kill you. If you travel the path of Mr. Hands while in Equestria you will wake up in the Care Bear world.
>>2291664Take a shower you nasty-ass motherfucker.
new horsdfhttp://seekingalpha.com/article/277895-7-mlp-general-partnership-dividend-ideashttp://seekingalpha.com/article/277895-7-mlp-general-partnership-dividend-ideashttp://seekingalpha.com/article/277895-7-mlp-general-partnership-dividend-ideashttp://seekingalpha.com/article/277895-7-mlp-general-partnership-dividend-ideashttp://seekingalpha.com/article/277895-7-mlp-general-partnership-dividend-ideas
>>2291657Do I get more points the more tables I get on?
>>2291690>go to care bear world>get delicious bearcock
>>2291664That happened to me one time. Kept up for a week, then it never again.
>>2291667That's a pretty Hefty delusion.There's no way it's going back to how it was, just doesn't work that way. And I think the worst is yet to come.
>>2291661>the fact that humans are constantly in heat will never mean you have almost insurmountable competition
>>2291689Nope, disgusting Amerifat.>>2291694Maybe.
>>2291588I agree. Pity nobody wants to watch it.
>>2291664>That feel when you smell like a man your man could smell like.
>>2291711No, not maybe. Do it. Now.
>>2291714>old spice>not buying nice lady soapIt smells nicer. They put too much perfume or whatever in men's soaps, and they smell like a chemical bath.
>>2291664>not keeping you ass clean>not avoiding your balls while washing so that you can enjoy their musky scent while you browse the generalI bet you don't even like the show.
>>2291711>Maybe.Go take a shower your cheese eating surrender monkey.I promise you it wont kill your French ass.AND USE SOAP
>>2291699Then you wake up in Berryland.
>>2291717Fine, fine, I'm gone!
>>2291713I'd watch it but 4:30 is just too late to get caught up in something for me
>>2291660>you will never get pulled to your feet as Applejack tells you she wants to dance with you.
>>2291705While I agree with your post, if it doesn't work one way, make it work another way.
>>2291732I use Dove's mens stuff.It's decent.
>>2291748Berryland is fucked up. The plants talk and think and stuff. You're a monster no matter what you eat.
>>2291523Yeah, it was a joke going around on a few of the /mlp/ streams that the General had a bunch of ponychaners and EQD kids in it.But you guys seem cool least the bunch in here right now do.So what do they do just lurk /mlp/ reading everypost that says anything about going to ponychan?>>2291463I have had some guy on EQD compare the phase to the teachings of jesus no crap it was so funny shame someone over at EQD deleted all those comments.There also was this one time on a stream called bronystate there was a guy going on about the morals and teachings of it blah blah saying we all should live be them and people were actually taking him serious in the chat.>>2291475lol
>>2291750Yeah it probably wasn't a good time to suggest it, but the idea just occurred to me and my sleep schedule is fucked up anyways so I went what the hell why not. I'll try over the weekend at a better time, hopefully.
>>2291760Dove's men soap is okay, avoiding most of the problems of shit like Old Spice or Irish Spring or whatever, but I prefer the regular ones.
>>2291758Ok, we round up the bronies and send them to Somalia where they will try to apply "Love and Tolerance."
>>2291781>old spice>shitnigga
>>2291783>SomaliaGod, I hate Somalians.
>>2291765>So what do they do just lurk /mlp/ reading everypost that says anything about going to ponychan?Pretty much, yeah.Gotta keep us terrible bad people in our quarantine so we don't infect their pure pony paradise or some shit.
>>2291804>their pure pony paradiseThe other day we were talking about how after /mlp/ was made ponychan's traffic pretty much died.
You guys ever wonder if you will reminiscence about MLPG when you're old?
>tfw iv fapped 3 times in the past hour and am still hard.
ded
>>2291765For the record, mlpg is the /co/ threads.Vehemently and unanimously against ponychan and eqd.
>>2291765If we ever do anything to fuck with them in the slightest, they're alerted within about ten minutes.Spies and fucking thieves in our midst.
>>2291582Jesus christ, mime, clown, and now mannequin? Make up your mind.
>>2291842So don't tell anyone on the board. Just do what you wanna do.
>>2291831Yeah, they packed up and created the ocean of piss.
>>2291832Those days we only dreamed about fucking horses
Welp we ded so let's talk about this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ITq0hXCCB0I think it looks pretty good. Graphics are alright, could be better, but not bad by any stretch. Looks very versatile in gameplay styles and kinda fun
>>2291831Two things happened:1) /mlp/ was made2) They killed several of their more popular boardsSo they migrated here or something. That's the thinking, anyways.
>>2291804You know if they did not ban so much i would go there to just fuck with those roleplays i have heard about.I heard they had like sexual roleplays is that true?
>you will never take a secret pride in how hard you can make your pony cum, measuring your success in pints>you will never purchase herbal supplements from Zecora and sneak them into his food whenever you get the chance
>>2291842>parasprite>everyponythis should not bother me as much as it does.
>>2291833how do you fap 3 times in an hour?
>>2291864it angers me as well anon
>>2291862I think it was one of their hidden boards.
>>2291832>implying I'm not going out in a blaze of gloryI've already decided that when I turn 40 I'm going to become the modern Don Quixote and fight injustice where'er the quest may lead me.
>>2291864>Not getting bothered by the avatarfagging.
>>2291865Very carefully.One of these days I should try and see how many times I can orgasm in an hour.
>>2291857>"Now you can get a Twilight Sparkle and a Pinkie Pie on the corner for about 5 Mao Dollars"
>>2291832I've spent too much time here for over a year to not think about it for the rest of my life. Kind of weird to think I'll be a 60 year old man remembering how I argued that Dash had the best ass on the internet. Maybe I still will be on the super internet.
>>2291875typically cumming so fast isn't a positive
>>2291883it is when no GF
>>2291880:]
>>2291863That reminds me -- that guide that continually gets posted about how to increase your cum is 100% accurate.
>>2291882>Dash had the best ass on the internet. You lookin to start some shit old man?We all know that title belongs to AJ
>>2291858>SANDBOX SANDBOX SANDBOX SANDBOXno really it actually looks pretty fun
>>2291862I was halfway tempted to do that and RP as the late great Macho Man Randy Savage.And wrestle the fuck out of people.
What if pony had different body types
>>2291865i wanted to rub one out before bed, couldent sleep fapped again, couldent sleep fapped again.
>>2291900the the production costs would be higher?
>>2291835Yeah i'm from /co/ myself.
>>2291895Back in my day Applejack loving anal wasn't even canon yet sonny.
>>2291888not edging it's like you don't even like orgasms
>>2291757>a cousin pulls you aside and says he wants to see how tough the city-boy is>you arm-wrestle with him.
>>2291902>tfw cant sleepfor the past week ive only been able to get a few hours before waking up aganihelp me
>>2291912That's an odd looking him.
>>2291909And you hang out in /b/reads?
>>2291911>tfw edging for a couple hours>go a little to far and try and stop>completly ruin your orgasm
>>2291910Alright geezer then tell me this.Even if AJ WASNT the best ass around, how do you put RD in front of Derpy?Her ass can level cities.
>>2291914>TFW nocturnal.I went to sleep at 10 this morning and woke up at 7 in the evening.
>>2291914Try exercise.
>>2291919>implying you give a shit
>>2291911Sometimes I edge. There's a special joy in cumming repeatedly until you're not even blowing a load any more.
>>2291865that's nothing, i fapped 6 times consecutively
>>2291919id suck his dick. im not gay or anything tho
>>2291869I don't like non-comedic roleplay.>>2291899Is that you jew?!But really my buddy from the littlegirlshow on synch had that same idea.
>>2291932>Derpy forms a deconstruction buisness>Based entirely off the strength of her ass
>>2291858the title is going to piss me off no end
>>2291926Some of us enjoy pain.Remeber, some of us read Fluffy pony threads.
>>2291957>Hang Derpy from something tall>Swing her ass first into something
>>2291959FUCK
>>2291960>some of us read Fluffy pony threadsI seriously hope this isnt true.
>>2291960To be fair, we STARTED the fluffy pony threads.Poor AA & Fluffy. They got hit by the piss buss.
>>2291955>Is that you jew?!Nah.I just write in silly green color over here.
Why does best pony have all the best porn?
>>2291959you are an anus
>>2291959>>2291967I feel like I missed something for some reason.
>>2291971Art-Anon's still with us, though.He seems to be a resilient motherfucker.
>>2291960>Remeber, some of us read Fluffy pony threads.Bullshit. I don't believe that.
>>2291960Threads? I think you mean texts.
>you will never be pone's housewife>you will never keep an impeccable home and cook pone delicious meals every day>you will never satisfy pone's lusty needs in bed, falling asleep in his arms, your belly swollen from his viscous load
>>2291984same
>>2291971I don't think Fluff-Oh, you mean fluffy pony. Yeah /mlp/ is like the reddit of the fandom.
>>2291926It's mostly just tripfags.Not very /b/ in there honestly.But yeah i agree it's weird but when /mlp/ started i went in there to check it out and liked it.>>2291960I used to writefluffpone..They would call them hugbox storys now.But anything is hugbox there now if it's not sadstic.
>>2291985Some of the artfags here are just incapable of getting mad.Like Glitter Glue.Dude is Buddha I swear.
>>2291996>implying I'd want that
>>2291996We did this last night.go on.
>>2292005He got mad at me once for being racistI don't know if it was him or an impersonator though
>>2292002You seem very rationale but I don't I don't like you very much.
>>2291984>>2292000In MURICKA we spell it "Honor"
>>2292005It's because he's old and has seen this shit before.When you're 15-25 (like most of the peeps in MLPG) you're constantly angry and looking for a fight.Eventually you chill out.Or you don't and you have a stroke by the time you hit 50.
New namefag pls go.
>>2292005And Squeak.Dude is one of the nicest and most laid back guys I've seen.
favorite contributors GO
>>2291994>>2291960>>2291970>>2291995>not filtering the threads>not filtering fluffy ponyIshawiggitydiggitydoobopadilly.
>listening to calm music>still cant sleephttp://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=3Uwm_T2d_Kc
>>2291984>>2292000The title is dishonEred, that's not an English word or a typo
>>2292024Oh. Yeah Game trailers fucked up the spelling.
I WILL NOT FIGHT YOU
>>2292005There was that DInofag and Bosol (?) incident. GG was so very large mad
>>2292036But... But how did you respond to their posts if you've got fluffy pony filtered?
>>2292051Can someone please explain this
>>2292030I requested the score to Luna's Night like 10 times over the course of several months very politely when he offered and he never delivered. Goddammit Squeak I don't even have a piano anymore.
>>2292024oh, im american and i always say colour
>>2292039>BethesdaFuck, my wallet just felt lighter.
>>2292039Not according to your picture.
>>2292054My filter keeps dropping shit and I don't know why.
>>2291858Thanks for making me want to look up one of my favorite sailor songs.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1JwSailor ponies? Yes? No?
>>2292036What fluffy pone threads? I just have Homestuck & Korra filtered, that's why I never see them anymore.Right?
>>2292067>Remember to change your filter every three months.
>>2292022I don't like me either.
>>2292071>____ Ponies?Yes.
So now the friend-off is well and truly over... how'd everyone's go?We got a gallery yet?
>>2292039I'm dyslexic today i meant to type dishonored
>>2292058I've got a friend who does that. She also signs at me all the fucking time and I don't know shit about sign language.Bugs the living hell out of me. I'll go "what" and she'll just sign it again slower like that's going to help.
>>2292081>friend-off>overhuehuehue
>>2292079>Such is life in MLPG
>>2292017>you will never wake up pone by slurping on his fat morning wood>you will never pull him deep into your throat as you massage his balls with one hand, the other desperately grinding against your clit>you will never pull off of him with a noisy pop right before he can cum, tossing off the covers as you position yourself atop him
>>2292084punch her in the cooter
>>2292084That's just showing off. Slap her.
>>2292081You must have just woken up.Friendoff posting delayed due to internet connectivity issues.
>>2292084Learn the ASL for "I don't give a fuck" and use it whenever she starts signing.
>>2292084Bonbon pls go.
>>2292017You catch the tail end?
>>2292089ohhhh fucki thought i was a boy when i started but i'm okay with being a girl tooplz go on
>>229210114/f/caliu?
>>2292095I have. And dang! Really looking forward to the results. I'm actually more excited for my partner's entry than I was my own birthday--but then my birthday was kinda depressing so that's not surprising
>>2292101This is the best solution I've heard
>>2292095>Leth>internet connectivity issuesTruly, he is even worthless at his designed purpose.
>>2292002Right, seems you're wearing out your welcome>>2292022>>2292028Quick rundown of mlpg etiquette, since you're apparently not familiar with it: Don't avatarfag and post a picture every post, don't namefag unless you're contributing art, writing, or other fanworks, and lurk moar before posting
>>2292110huehuehue
>>2292100I barely want anything to do with half the people in here let alone /b/ threads.I disapprove
>>2292110Huehuehuehuehue19/m/socal
>>2292111Goddamn it Leth get better fastI want to see friend off
>>2292105I got as far as him enjoying the snowballingwas there more?
Part 6 has wrapped up. Dealing with spectres of the past, Bonbon brownie points were earned on the train ride to Canterlot, and a foreboding future awaits Anon and Lyra.INTRO: http://pastebin.com/6ETeJZdTPART 1: http://pastebin.com/ACSQ11iwPART 2: http://pastebin.com/vuDWd0gNPART 3: http://pastebin.com/FHsBM3FSPART 4: http://pastebin.com/JQQyvrGTPART 5: http://pastebin.com/qA7iNnNKPART 6: http://pastebin.com/MC8nJrADSee you next week, horsefuckers!
>>2292060>>2292060fucking casual worshipping bethesda and their cheap, script-generated gamesthis is why we can't have a nice things
>>2292031FlashinthePanKreossRiddI've been reminiscing in that "Who's who on /co/" link too much.
>>2292122>>2292126huehuehue mind
>>2292116Do you think Leth worries about the state of MLPG while his internet is ded?
>>2292133You are going to buy it too.
>>2292134>none of them will ever come back
>>2292142NO
>>2292100Nnnooo.
>>2292142He's probably out bowling right now with its buddies
>tfw when the friendoff comes no one will give a fuck about your picture
>>2292145>None of them want to come back.>Flash used to hang out in the IRC too.
>>2292116DUDE, Leth is the equivalent of blind and deaf now
>>2292142He probably created his own chan just so he could pretend to be posting on mlpg and everything is alright
hey artistshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dI5b8Q82Vw&feature=related
>>2292120No i haven't.
>>2292151>bunch of computers running a bowling simulation via LAN>they all get strikes
>>2292130Yeah. There were a few more solo posts to finish it up so as not to upset any hangers on.
>>2292153I promise I will, anon! I want to give you all the love and attention you wonderful people deserve <3
>>2292157I wonder what a sentient computer would feel like with no internetSomeone who's far more capable than me could probably make this really interesting
>>2292142Hahe's probably flipping his shit trying to get his connection back, on the phone with his isp and everything>Sir there's been an outage in your area, I Your calling us every 15 minutes isn't going to expedite that process>"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? DO YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME?"
>>2292153It's not their fault, everyone was given a limited amount of fucks to give for the friendoff. Sadly, most people are using them to see whether the results have been posted or not
>>2292158>lethchan>only poster is leth>flood detection is set at 30 microseconds>it's already faster than /b/
>>2292176Oh fuck I wouldnt want Lethazawa mad at me.
>>2292166>not installing a true random number generatorit's like you don't even cluster compute
>>2292151Hey leth, want to go bowling?
>>2292176>leth's face
>>2292153;_;i know that feel
>>2292174The hopeless intellectuals would probably put their cycles towards research or deciding P!=NPThe rest would just run some physics simulations and blow shit up
>>2292185>check out these dubs>bowls a strike and one of the pins jumps to the next lane>they all start hi-fiving
>>2292101>>2292112Which by the way, can be found here:http://books.google.com/books?id=kSybOPXPTYsC&pg=PA92&lpg=PA92&dq=sign+language+I+don%27t+give+a+fuck&source=bl&ots=qyIinTvBv6&sig=0SVOk0C3Y-RMZepgD3ZfAIHyGjs&hl=en&sa=X&ei=YobIT4q4GciA6QGZhIwH&ved=0CGEQ6AEwBg#v=onepage&q&f=falseTop of the next page. (93)
>>2292158>>2292180>private 4chanI don't suppose you guys remember that time posting broke for 90% of the site and I got to have the MLPG to myself?
>>2292158>Leth comes back>he doesn't need us anymore>he has created a computer simulation of MLPG that is 3000x as efficient>it has already generated 200 years of archives
>>2292188Pinkie Pie sure is cute.
>>2292174>I wonder what a sentient computer would feel like with no internet>Someone who's far more capable than me could probably make this really interestingHouse Arrest or Being Grounded, if it's a child sentient computer
>>2292176>>2292180>>2292166>>2292180>>2292207
>>2292103Alright guess I was wrong and Anon was telling the truth.I got the "Thumbs up!" "What" vibe from it.
>>2292198HA I was seriously just googling how to do that. Thanks.
>>2292156>The bests parts of the fandom were over faster than it beganThe shows not even 2 years oldWhat happened to them again? They quit?
>>2292207>every few months he comes in and posts the logs of the next day's thread, which we will inevitably follow despite how hard we try not to>he just sits there and laughs
>>2292203That never actually happened, it's all in your head man.
>>2292203happened to me toobut with /b/
>>2292203>bringing up something you've done
>>2292222No prob. Get practicing, so you can snap it off quick when she starts signing at you.And then do it slowly, like she didn't understand it.
>>2292207>none of it is new content, just reposts
Remember when Leth got banned?
>>2292089>you will never mash his flat cockhead against your slick opening, grinding it around a little to tease him before pushing it gently into you>you will never slowly slide all the way down to his leathery sheath, months of practice letting you enjoy every last inch of his fat cock>you will never begin to slowly ride him, enjoying his moans as you rhythmically clench down on him>you will never pick up speed, your hand furiously rubbing your clit as you feel him get close, trying to cum together>you will never hear him cry out before he starts unloading inside you, his flaring cockhead driving you over the edge as well>you will never hold your stomach with both hands, feeling it bloat and swell as he fills you, each throb and spurt sending electricity down your spine and making you whole body tingle>you will never feel him taper off, your body looking nine months pregnant, the feeling of being so utterly filled by his lust for you flooding you with contentment and love
>>2292243HAHAHAHAHA Oh man this is great. I'm gonna get slapped or something but it will be so worth it.
>>2292246technically it's happened a few times, but that long one yeah.How long was that a month?
>>2292245>He bans himself.
>>2292084I'm imagining IRL Shizune.
>>2292255Three months iirc
>>2292234>That never actually happened, it's all in your head man.TECH SUPPORT
>>2292241Shush
>>2292210You're damn right she is.
>>2292247>handBLUNDER OF THE CENTURYi would have teased him more
Is it Friday already?
>>2292273No, you shush
Which kind of humans does Lyra like the most?Girls or boys? Children or adults?
>>2292241I kicked off that discussion about a judge reading out posts n a court room a week or so ago
>>2292211Unless he has other sensor he'd have no stimulus at all. Just his consciousness in an endless oblivion, all he could do is try to fix his systems or try to compute some proof
>>2292282
>>2292165You should hang out more.We do fun things.
>>2292282>image macrosx
>>2292285Adult Males in their mid 20s with a strong odor and lot's of facial hair, preferably naked and clapping.
>>2292224>please respond
>>2292210She's a Cutie Pie
>>2292279If I was writing it he would have flipped me over and taken control.But I wasn't.
>>2292287That shit was funny.I started the mare in a pretty dres sthing but then TAW accidently took it.
>>2292279>not reading that you already had hands in the previous post
>>2292302Is it that time again?
>>2292279>not pleasuring your stallion as powerfully and enthusiastically as you can
>>2292303>tfw 20 with strong odor, some facial hair, and nakedBetter start clapping!
>>2292309You can have it back if you want, I'm not a very good keeper of it
>>2292306
>>2292309I helped our penis become a admiral.
>>2292303>strong odor and lot's of facial hair, preferably naked and clappinganon, is there something you'd like to tell the class
>>2292285>her face when she sees a human baby
>>2292301Yeah i'll come by one day later.Might go anon.
>>2292247>that feel when you treat your cumswollen belly like a badge of honor, visible proof of how much your pony loves you>that feel when you try to get bigger every day, eager to feel that lovely sensation of fullness
>>2292325Nah I'd rather it just belonged to the general as a whole.Theres a mare in a pretty dress in us all waiting to be released.
>>2292303>everybody in this threadI'm suddenly extremely aware of the fact that I'm communicating with a bunch of men via the internet.
>>2292224>>2292305Well it's like this. When the show first got popular, no one that was part of it's creation expected it at all, so they wanted to ride that wave of popularity / nurture this unexpected fan base. And /co/ WAS the fanbase, it wasn't anywhere else. Now that it's exploded in popularity, if they want to talk to fans they have way more options, which are all easier than posting on 4chan
>>2292334You'll get treated better if you do.
>>2292224>>2292305H-here I go.The internet has picked up speed to a point where everything new on it is being run into the ground in a matter of weeks or months.Anything you have now can at any moment be stolen by Reddiit and spammed everywhere for a few days, then picked up again by 9fag and defiled even more.Enjoy what you can young Anon, for it will pass you by in an instant
>>2292333To bad megamare's tumblr was shut down today.
>>2292339Yo
>>2292337It should belong to us all! I don't want to keep it. PMiaPD is as much of a universal concept as Slutty Mare!
>>2292333>Lyra will never steal a human baby.
>>2292339Oh shit I'm sorry
Sometimes I think it's just me and another person commenting on MLPG
>>2292307The more the merrier. We always need more femanon x pony content.
>>2292333>Lyra comes to the human world>she steals babies and takes them back to equestria>she raises them in secret as exotic pets, her pony friends (having never seen a human before) are none the wiser>every afternoon she calls her beloved humans to her and orders them to stroke and caress her with their hands
>>2292339Some of us are girls! And more still pretend to be!
>>2292342I love the abuse though.
>>2292358Sometimes I think I'm the only one here who isn't just posting as anon without a trip or name
>>2292357EXACTLYGet that shit away from me, I want to go back to pretending you're all little fillies
>>2292365Fuck off.
>>2292365/slendermare/i
>>2292333>bonbon's
>>2292358You and me both, man.Especially when we are writing things.
>>2292372>marederp. You know what I mean.
>>2292325Doesnt matter, that latest EPR with wings was awesome. I WANT MORE PLEASE
>>2292369>SB sameface
>>2292364I was over in a thread on /sp/ just a few hours ago.So many chicks and black people. It's like where they're all hiding from the rest of the internet
>>2292369>implying I'm not a fillyGet a load of this guy
>>2292385Nigga do you even watch the show? All the ponies have the same face.
>>2292387>chicks>/sp/You're joshing me.
>>2292340>>2292346That somewhat answers my question. I'm just wondering what happened to those guys in >>2292134. They go to other sites? Or did they get jobs on different shows?
>>2292347yeah too bad>pedophiles pls go
>>2292369>filly>implying I'm not a fully grown mare
Sometimes, I think everyone has the power to mindread and I'm the only one who doesn'tAnd that there's this huge plot to keep this secret from me
>>2292339What?You mean this isn't where 8 year old girls go to discuss the show?
>>2292385>SB>samefacehow? They have the same kinda bored expression half the time... but they still look quite distinct.
>>2292368I used to feel like that. Then I got a name.
>>2292397Hey cool, I've had that paranoia before too.I also used to think there were cameras everywhere
>>2292397That's just autism, anon. People who aren't mentally deficient are able to discern a surprising amount of information from looking at someone's face, body language, and intonation.
>>2292403Wait, there are people here who arent eight year old girls? Weird.
>>2292397I don't eitherI still think messages to strangers who look at me weird though
>>2292384Thanks <3I probably will do more of that kind of thing, interactive stories are fun to tell. It's just a shame it needs such a time investment.
>>2292391Honest to god. Granted it wasn't like /cgl/ level, but they have a good chunk of camwhores.
>>2292368>>2292406>only one response>he admits he has a nameI guess I was right
>>2292420Don't think like that, Anon
>>2292379I love you ~>>2292371I might :3
>>2292420I've been posting anon-only for 5 years now, save joke names. Not starting now.
>>2292411Wait...so I have autism?
Mind if we kill horse so I can sleep?
>>2292392Actually I'm a little surprised we haven't seen them come back at all in a long while. Your guess is as good as mine.
>>2292430Or Aspergers. I think was I described was Aspergers.Can't remember, too lazy to look it up.
>>2292433>weMaybe so YOU can sleep.Fucking CASUAL.
>>2292432what
Leth got dunked.We need new PC. But this time it will be Intel, not cheap AMD.
>>2292435>To bad megamare's tumblr was shut down today.i was going to post a picture of derpy, but i didn't want to associate her with your disorder
>>2292433Yes, let's do that.
>>2292456Wait! Pinkie!Come back! Take me with you!
>tfw Bronies are going to destroy the world.We should have listened, now it's begun.
>>2292447Well...yeah.
>>2292449Leth...
Feather fluff?
>>2292461
>>2292450no, we need IBM POWER8 cpus
Newest Horse in Stock>>2292485>>2292485>>2292485>>2292485>>2292485>>2292485>>2292485
>>2292477yeah what do you want
>>2292487No. Massive 040 cluster.
>>2292480I thought what we had was special..
so anyway, so far june 2012 has contained the mean and median and mode worst MLPG threads of all timecan we beat our record?
>>2292292>They have tons of lurkers from ponychan, already knew that though.The ones i talked to with the exception of a few posters were fairly kind, even though i announced i was from the /b/read from my first post.But that's wrong, you faggot. No ponychanners here, the events that were described to you were isolated incidents, and they were only discussed because you were the one who brought it up.Anything to do with ponychan is far and few between and there is nothing here but hate for the site.
