New horse.Old horse: >>2281897ARE YOU READY TO HAVE A GREAT THREAD?
>rape
VGTG
>consensual kissing with pony in the kissionary position with the lights off for the sole purpose of kissing
>>2285559>MS will never draw more human futa twilight
MS, seriously, how do you cope with someone like Iris?
>>2285601>kissionary
>>2285594Welp, thread's ruined, goodnight guys.
Even now there is hope for this thread!
>>2285594*wwalks into thread*
https://www.google.com/maps/ms?msid=217851305036524172522.0004c135640442b0370d8&msa=0Haha, oh fuck. Someone put together a "zombie" map of all the cannibal incidents. Wait...>infected are fast, still have their wits and can use tools/weaponryOH FUCK, IT'S THE CROSSED.EVERYTHING IS FUCKED
>>2285618eh, he's like the retarded kid in class. You just have to ignore him because he's got problems.
>>2285559No.It's 4am. I've been up all night drawing and drinking.I hate my stupid hand for not being able to do what I want.
>>2285636Leth's words...
Would you, and, if so, how hard?
TONIGHTAn attempt to play around with the existing designs and see what I can get.
>>2285659YesPURE DIAMONDS
>>2285659However hard Braeburn wants to stick it in.
MS, if you're still here. Thanks for popping into MLPG and drawing for us. The last few threads before you arrived were a barren wasteland. The times when GG shows up are usually the only good times for MLPG lately.Now if only Tex-Anon would give us a visit sometime...
Fuck Leth.1600 Amphitheatre ParkwayMountain View, CA 94043
>>2285649Kierzz go to bed.
>>2285642It's on, anon
>>2285678>vibrating pink tail
>>2285601But ponies don't kiss outside of marriage. I bet you think ponies just go around cuddling each other all day too, don't you.
>>2285659yesvery tenderly
>>2285684and by designs you mean proportions right[1]
>>2285649Why dont you just go to bed?
>great thread>mlpgWe all know that is not going to happen
>>2285690tex is dead you insensitive asshole
>>2285690TEEEEEEX
>>2285696>me>drawing everI think you should be the one going to bed, anon
>>2285730>implying I am anon
>>2285684How about you just fucking kill yourself?
>>2285605Fuck yeah reverse psychology. I'm actually working on a new chart right now, relevant to that.>>2285618I'm not gonna lie. It's enough to make me lose my patience sometimes, but ultimately he's a good guy who just wants to help.Alright guys I'm off for the day. Stay classy.
>>2285714Because then I sleep. And I don't want to wake up.
>favorite poneToss up with Rarity and Twilight. >nonponeSpike. Iron will would replace him if he showed up more.>BG poneNone. Don't care for them. >OCNone.>waifuTwilight and Rarity.
>>2285692>trying to dox someoneSevenleaf? Is that you?
>>2285700on like Pinkie pong
>>2285706>His girlfriend sure thinks so
>>2285742Draw less futa, and I just might.
>>2285722He made a post on tumblr like 1-2 weeks ago.
>>2285678This fucking gif.
>>2285738>two "z"'s in KierzI'm gonna go with miLes?
>>2285692OH SHITNow I can go to his house and buy him a drink.
>>2285747The joke is that that is google's headquarters, anon.More specifically, the joke is that leth is a computer lol
>>2285700WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE. SEVERAL AIRPORTS HAVE ALREADY BEEN QUARANTINEDOH LORD
>>2285744>Twilight and Rarity>Twilight Rarity>Raright
>>2285765>>2285747ok guys, google the addressnow waitread about whats therewait for itwaiiiiit....get it?
>>2285742Thanks for the doodles.
>>2285659Would a pony that typically gets it in the ass from other ponies even be able to feel a human penis?
>>2285753isnt that just nuzzling?
>>2285742thanks for the arts
>>2285762Miles out.
>>2285744I like you anonWe should be friends
>>2285605>>2285742But I've seen several Human Futa Twilight. There's that one with her in a Spiderman shirt with her dick in one hand, and an Xbox controller in the other. Playing Skyrim.Skyrimjob is a shitty game.
>>2285783Wow, what a shitty joke
>>2285684Looking forward to seeing what you do with Celestia and Pinkie. I already find your Celestia's body hot, so I'm getting my hopes up.Pinkie's okay too, so I'm waiting to see if you make her better.
>>2285722He's very much alive. He just doesn't like us.
>>2285744>Twilight and Rarity.That is not how waifus work anon.
[1]embedded thread
>>2285793Personally, I prefer to imagine that I'm a pony when I'm fucking them.
HEY ART FAGSHOW DO I INTO SHADING/COLOR OR DO YOU HAVE ANY RESOURCES FOR THESE TOPICS?
Whoops, how did this get in my image box?
>>2285742>Futa chart.Nope
>>2285823butwhy
>>2285753Look at how shocked Scootaloo is at seeing two ponies nuzzle noses in public. They should both be arrested for indecency.
>>2285692YOU FUNNY MAN
>>2285824Tell that to Pinkie v Rarity anon
>>2285823>He just doesn't like us.Who does.>Faust draws sketches to raise funds for a bronycon documentary>nobody on the show even acknowledges we exist anymore
>>2285844>anthrogaayyyyyyyyyy
You are now reading this thread in Walter Jr's voice
Tiarawhy: http://tiarawhy.com/FXE.pngBased on: http://snarky-bastard-inc.blogspot.ca/2011/03/humanized-rainbow-dash-sexy-fun-time.htmlThe Bro, free roamer: http://imgur.com/NKzAiBased on "a quickfic that Mort wrote"Jr.: http://i.imgur.com/NA7FC.png
>>2285684Something betterbecause they can't possibly get any worse
>>2285840Abuse the dodge and burn tools until people start complimenting you.
>>2285793that depends on your beliefs concerning their size relative to our horsesI like to think of them as large dog sized
>>2285877>see the "Jr"Jokes on you, I'm now reading it in Jr's voice
>>2285877Who?>>2285882Nice job.
>>2285861nah manHe choose one poorly
>>2285862>tfw madmax hats usAlso, the answer to all this is for us to make a horsefucking charity.
I've been gone for a few hours. Did the friend-off stuff get posted somewhere?
>>2285742>More MS FutaToday is good day
>>2285862To be fair, you faggots have really gone down hill since they stopped hanging around here.
>>2285882>Jr's pic.Hahaha that fucking scene was great.
>>2285844Shouldn't want that Big Mac ass...
What is the best kind of muffin?
>>2285882Whats that thing on her mane?
>>2285907Poppyseed. That shit is so good.
>>2285893He'll change his mindHe always does
>>2285899So has everywhere else.
>>2285895>madmaxMadmax was shit anyway.
>>2285888But that means they aren't hung like horses. That's like going to a house on Halloween because you heard they are giving out candy bars, but they are actually giving out fun sized mockeries of candy bars.
>>2285911Who? Jr's?Flour and Hay Fries iirc
>>2285882That Jr pic is adorable.
>>2285907Banananut.Anybody who says different is retarded or a child.
>>2285907Banananut
>>2285907The kind baked with love and care.
>>2285939Yes.
>>2285918>poopyseed>best muffinNAW MAN you're thinking of bagels
>>2285926Yeah, Madmax was fucking garbage.
>>2285926She wasn't great. Better than most of the few contributors slumming around here.
>>2285939Ok thank you, Its a taw fic right?
>>2285925And yet, they're the ones about to raise $200,000.While we're the ones who can barely get peopl interested in a fanfiction/fanart event.
>>2285834Why not imagine you are a human who has had his dick turned into a horse penis via magic or a potion?
>>2285950Why is she in a cat suit? And where did that muffin come from?
>>2285824>That is not how waifus work anon.If I'm going to have to come down one way or another, I think most of the time I'm going to go Twilight. I'm waifu for her more than I waifu Rarity. But hot damn is Rarity perfect in her episodes.
>>2285926>>2285958I liked her drawings...
>>2285930Well, take your pick.Either you can't satisfy them, or they can't satisfy you.
>>2285930yeah, well I don't care about their dick size
>>2285926>tfw leth hats us
>>2285919He seemed pretty sure that this time was final.And when an anon started with the heart breaking again he wasn't that affectedI think it's serious this time
>>2285957Nah nigga, I meant what I said. I will agree that banananut is high tier though.
>>2285893>That scene in Last Crusade>In the room with the Templar>Instead of cups, chalices and plates, the walls are lined with hundreds and hundreds of pony dolls in every shape and size imaginable of each of the ponies>"Choose the best pony."
Leth...
>>2285957>poopyseedgiggle
>>2285962Yup.The Wind Beneath Her WingsFeels and twidash aplentyas well as horsefucking
>>2285979>I don't care about their dick sizeGET A LOAD OF THIS QUEERBO
Hey guys, just a fair warning:If you leave MLPG for too long and come back, the whole thing will seem really stupid and you'll wonder why you ever spent so much time here.Either take it in small doses or lose it forever.With that, goodbye till season 3, my fellow bronies
>>2285926i remember looking forward to madmax's new comic each evening.my life is so boring
>>2285991It is good?
>>2285957poppyseed is best bagel
>>2285967muffin button
>>2285974Madmax could draw well enough. The comics quickly became very unfunny though.
The Bro: >Someone posted my friend-off thing in the generalThe Bro: >using my steam nameThe Bro: >alongside Jr's and Tiarawhy'sThe Bro: oh god my spaghettiThe Bro: all my spaghettiJr: Shit guys, I thought you could keep it real
>>2285986Duh. The rarity one with the vagina. Easy.
>>2285986Well, since the best pony is subjective, you are always correct.
>>2285982>he wasn't that affectedI'm proud of him. He was in a rough positionWho did he pick?
>>2285986B-but... there is no Best Pony!
>>2286004Good? It's really great! Once you read some chapters you'll only ead it for the plot no joking instead of the sex.
>>2285963There's just more of >them. And would you really want >them here anyway?At any rate, things will get better after the hiatus. ;_;
>Leth's still ded>No friend-off stuff yetWell shit.Does this mean I can still submit something for it or am I too late for that?
>>2286004I don't like it but many people say it's goodI say read it and judge it yourself
>>2286004It's excellent.
>>2286018>Steam chat.Oh Jr, u so naive.
>>2285999>If you leave MLPG for too long and come back, the whole thing will seem really stupid and you'll wonder why you ever spent so much time here.Yep. Same here.
>>2286009muffin button?
>>2285987
>>2285882>using my steam name instead of the name I submitted it under>posting my shitty art alongside Jr's and Tiarawhy'sI am now leaking spaghetti out of all of my orifices
>>2286039eh just go for it
>>2286039>>>2285882
>>2285974Her drawings are okay. Her comics are only marginally better than Toxic though.
>>2286028>>2286040>>2286044Ok im going to do it.
>>2286045>Jr>naive to the steam chatRegular bro
>>2286025PinkieAlso he didn't care how Rarity is affected by this
>>2285957>>2286006>any bagel without garlic on it>best
>>2285999I get the opposite effect.I'll get sick of the general and quit for a while. Then, when I come back, it seems better than ever.
>>2285999I took a break for two months and I didn't have a problem.
>>2285571
>>2286060They were definitely better than GG.
>>2286068>garlic>not eating glorious onion bagels
>>2286045Jr's a regular in the chat.
>>2286065That wasn't what I meant at all
>>2285999I remember the last time I quit. Months I couldn't care less what was happening here.I think I'm about ready to go back again actually.Why am I wasting my time here. I'm not learning anything. Nothing interesting happens. The few artfags who still come here will post their stuff on tumblr or elsewhere.Anything new in the fandom will be reported on one of the big sites. All that happens here is drawfag and namefag drama.And complaining about Ross. Constantly.
>>2286053Neat.Where do I send my stuff?
>>2286067Fuck.I don't need more competition for pinkest horse.
>>2285882What is Jr's pic from?
>>2286067I just archived divedGood choice, but it looks like he was affected. But we've played the whole heartbreak thing on him enough times for it to mean nothing to him now. He had to pick - he couldn't leave them bothI think he's...he's all grown up now. ;_;
>>2286089>not both
>>2286106The Wind Beneath Her Wings by TAW.Chapter 3 iirc.
Nathan is comically ugly. Just saying. He's not simply ugly. There are many other bronies who fit that description. No, there is jsut something about his face that makes me laugh.I somehow lost all my Nathan pics. Fix this situation MLPG!
>>2286094^this
The Bro: >SOMEONE POSTED MORE STEAM CHAT LOGS IN THE THREADSlosten [PQ]: oh boyJr: I was wondering if I'd get shit because I did non-porn of a ship ficThe Bro: all of my whyxXxRDBestPonyBrony10SecondsxXx: >NOT HIGHLIGTING ME IN STEAM CHAT LOGSHopefully I can drive all these pedo lovers from the General, then we can have only good people finally.
QUICKI need that pinkie bubble-blower toy gif where the toy's face is mashing in and out.
>>2286124
>>2286067Good choiceHe didn't deserve Bluish Grey HorseNow there's more for me
>>2286124The only Nathan pic you'll ever need.
>>2286124He looks better these days, but yeah he's remarkably piggish looking.
>>2286143Oh god. That's part of my nightmares now.
>>2286094But what about the fanfiction!Hahhaha.
>>2286124His ugliness isn't even the worst thing about him. He's our mini Chris-chan.
>>2286109Oh he'll break if he continues Rarity Quest.This I guarantee
>>2285999For some reason time never was the issue for me. I've spent a full day just hardlining MLPG and long as the thread's were good I'm cool. But on the flipside I've popped in to one bad thread and it left me feeling annoyed all day.
>>2286124drawn or photo?
>>2286136>the general hats the steam chatBut we are you!
>>2286136>Jr: I was wondering if I'd get shit because I did non-porn of a ship ficI love the pic nigga.
>>2286136>wanting to drive away PQ, Jr and to a lesser extent The BroHoly shitCut that out right now. I'm tempted to join the chat and call you names
>>2286160Avoid the halloween mask pic then
>>2286167Drawn. Those were funny.
>>2286171It's even better than a porn pic would have been.
>>2286168Nah you're just a part of the General.Worst part of the General.
>no drawfriend two nights in a rowI don't want to go to bed sad again.
>>2286180>Avoid the halloween mask pic thenAre you serious? There's one? Post it.
>>2286184
>>2286188Totally agree.
>>2286177>>2286168Don't respond. >herpderp make the general better by shitting it up with steam
>>2286168yeah, the most autistic and alone of us
>>2286136You are the cancer killing the General.Begone from this boat and never return.
>>2286193But there are no good parts!
>>2286136There will never be good people in the General. Because there are no heroes left in MLPG
>>2286137
>>2286168MLPG:Steam chat::Saducces:Jewsthink about it
>>2286149This pic renders your pic obsolete.
>>2286214That doesn't mean there can't be worse parts.
>>2286201No. Hell no.I'd rather make out with Thumb Guy.
>>2286226I can't believe anyone saved that.>tfw you contributedI SHOULD GET A TRIP NOW LIKE MY BEST BUD SENTENAL
>>2286197The good artists are busy with their own stuff.The bad artists are too busy complaining.The ones in-between? Too scared to come forward and go anything.
>>2285559No. Never.
>>2286223Anon, you are a hero.
>>2286248Shut up sentenal
>>2286136Get out of here Grandiose
SKIP TO MY LOOOOOUUUUUU
>>2286249I could shit out a really bad doodle to get the ball rolling if it would help
Spoilered confessions?I visited pretty much only /co/ for about three years. I ignored ponies for a full year until October '11. I was drawn in by a piece of erotic greentext on the front page.
>>2286267Calling someone sentenal should be a federal offense. It's a violation of my civil rights
>>2286249I'm sorry I meant the friend-off, not drawfriend.
>>2286278
>>2286290draw sweetie belle
>>2286291>I was drawn in by a piece of erotic greentext on the front page.Why does this make me laugh so hard?
>>2286291I like all the ponies in the show, okay, maybe some ponies most than the others, but I like them anyways.And non-pony confession:I like Rob Swire's singing voice
>>2286300>dis nigga serious.png
Hey MSI dare you to draw different faces for your humanizationsWhich means different eyes, noses, ears, jawlines, heads, etc.
>>2286291My deepest darkest secret: ur a fgt
>>2286324Ultra casual.
>>2286330MS is ded long time ago, anon
>>2286278Fun's over, guys. Everyone go home.
>>2286324>I like Rob Swire's singing voiceOutNow
>>2286330ms gone
>>2286340It's pretty funny, even for him.
>>2286291I hated half of season 2. I hated the wedding. I hate fanservice like Derpy. And I expect season 3 to be really truly terrible.
>>2286278Part of me wants to hate thisThe rest is laughing forever
>>2286330He vanished after his pedophile tumblr got raided
>>2286306I'm tired so I did it with my eyes closed
>>2286330Here you are
>>2286291I write waifuy things but I have no real waifu. Though I enjoy pink pony a little more than the others, I enjoy all of them at least a little.That, and I can never really motivate myself. Even when people expect something of me. It's really sad.
>>2286382That's Fluttershy, man
>>2286369>I hated half of season 2. I hated the wedding. I hate fanservice like Derpy. And I expect season 3 to be really truly terrible.Like most of us think that. S2 is half good half bad.
>>2286376>S-stop r-right there, criminal scum!
>>2286376He posted in this thread and the last one.
>>2286382between you and MS im going to need another fridge
>>2286291MLPG has led me to wonder how bi I am (now probably gay) and recently how male I am. Braeburn fics are especially challenging.
>implying doggy style isn't the best
>>2286376Uh, he was in the last thread. He made us cute pics.
>>2286291I was lured into bronydom by fluffy pony greentexts. I recently donated $1,400 to the bronycon documentary. I put a picture of fluffy pone on my phone and sometimes when I'm bored at work i look at it and have a hands-free orgasm without anyone knowing
>>2286291I feel like the obvious influx of new people adopting a grotesque parody of "our" "attitude" since the inception of /mlp/ has severely decreased thread quality, but if I leave I'll feel guilty. As if I'll be one more person driven away to be replaced by others. I suppose that's rather self-important of me, but I can't help it.
>>2286391FUCK>>2286398ing a
>>2286400Fuck I know that feel.
Would you take care of a pone suffering from severe dementia? Which one?
>>2286340I...I like JJ. I mean I think he's a nice guy who draws well, sameface aside.But his immense popularity is a huge detriment, because once he touches something it is sure to spread like crazy and be ruined forever.
>>2286402Considering they're probably accustomed to rear-entry sex, wellWouldn't it just be 'pony style'?
>>2286369I know that feel I hate s1
>>2286382your great work has inspired me, and i am off to continue working on my arting
>>2286402SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING.Don't you know how pissed off Lyra would be.
>>2286291I was in the first ever thread, and found the show interesting. But I got into an accident and was in a coma for 3 months and when I come back in August '11 I realise it's a terrible place but I can't leave.
>>2286400That reminds me. I read this article today and I couldn't stop thinking of MLPG:http://www.thesmartset.com/article/article05161201.aspx
>>2286423I just wish he would draw less. I'm sure he could draw really well if he didn't draw so fast.
>>2286393hhhnnnggg police pone is kawaii as fuck.
>>2286425"pony style," in the vernacular, is when the pitcher places his weight on the catcher's back.
>>2286291>rape
>>2286423I'll give him that, he is a nice guyBefore he exploded I used to chat in his streams with him
>>2286405>. I recently donated $1,400 to the bronycon documentary. I TEACH CHILDREN FROM POOR FAMILIES WHO CAN'T AFFORD A TUTOR OR PROFESSIONAL HELP FOR THEIR KIDS LEARNING DISABILITIES. THEY ARE DESTINED FOR A LIFETIME OF POVERTY AND HARDSHIP BECAUSE THEY CAN'T INTO READING. SERIOUSLY THEIR LIVES ARE PRETTY MUCH SET BY AGE 12. AND YOU SPEND MONEY ON FRIVOLOUS SHIT LIKE THE BRONY CON?
>>2286436That gif
>>2285844>was about to save because i am gay for horses>see the guys fursonanope. that is past the limit for me
>>2286382Your lack of effort has drained what little remained of my will to draw.All that is left now is for me to kill myself.
Dooks colour this pls
>>2286462Doom pls doom
>>2286400>not only being bi for poniesSeriously, human men aren't sexy at all.
>>2286402That's a tiny pony. If you found a Rainbow Dash that small would you carry her around under your arm?
>>2286473They're alright.
>>2286437are you talking about JJ or haiku? because i find it true about both
>>2286459So what? There will always be poor families that can't afford shit. Always and forever. There can only be one bronycon documentary
Sup
>>2286459And the government spends billions to fight a war that ended almost 25 years ago.The criticism that should be leveled at the brony documentary is that it will be a shitty documentary about a not-very-interesting subject.
>>2286402You have no idea how disappointed I was that there wasn't a Snoop under there
>>2286436>>2286462That gif hits me right in the heart, every time.
>>2286389Why do they have such large heads/foreheads?
>>2286485Would you hug a human man?where?
>>2286459I spent $468,000 on a house.Umad? No, you're not, because it's stupid to get mad at people for spending their own money as they see fit.
>>2286420All of the main six, as long as they promised to gangrape me frequently.
>>2286503I'd hug them about where you'd expect, but I'm not very huggy.
>>2286486JJ, I like haiku's stuff, it doesn't look quite as rushed
>>2286490But:Real people. Especially adorable little kids. Who need help.vs. Brony DocWhich is the definition of utter frivolous bullshit.
>>2286423I remember when all he did was the same old Final Fantasy softcore artwork.Now he's hit it big.
Where are the Lyra Quest players?
>>2286473depends on the man
>>2286538i'll be there shortly.
>>2286530but almost everything he posts are sketches. i like Haiku's pony stuff just hits all the right buttons for me, but i wish he would do more "complete" things
>>2286501Look up how human proportions work. I'd recommend Loomis for beginners.
>>2286505>I spent $468,000 on a house.>Umad? No, you're not, because it's stupid to get mad at people for spending their own money as they see fit.Yes, I'm annoyed you'd spend that much on a house. Seems like a waste. Most people are selfish idiots though.
>>2286535Don't bother dude. Bronies are incapable of empathizing with others. Their world consists of themselves, and pony, and some other idiots who make pony for them.
>>2286431>>2286469
>>2286291I'm openly FTM in real life but don't discuss it here, and thinking about this crowd knowing about it makes me very anxious.Trying to constantly maintain levels of masculinity irl to be "male enough" is doubly hard by also being a fan of this gay-ass girly show.But having a cute vapid fandom to go back to is a huge stress relief when real life can be so disgustingly depressing and frustrating.FUCKING PONIES.
>>2286459eh kids with learning disabilities should just be aborted anyway
>>2286558>mlpg>proportions
>>2286405Get the fuck out.
>>2286494>about a not-very-interesting subject.There I disagree. These are going to be some awkward nerds. Can you imagine John DeLancie reading greentext stories? Or interviewing bronies in fedoras?
>>2286535>>2286535Are you all upset about Battleship or MIB3?
>>2286503Around his knees. Unless he picked me up or sat down that's the highest I could reach.
>>2286535That is a choice that is their right to make. I don't care either way.
>>2286564Win some, lose some.Net gain? Zero. Not worth bothering.
>>2286568don't worry, you're an anon so nobody believes you/cares
So. What's going on MLPG?
>>2286581L-Lyra?
>>2286580I'm not him, but I thought MiB3 was good for the third movie in a series.
>>2286599Orgy
>>2286581Sweetie Belle, pls sing
>>2286291I used to hate pones and my very first MLPG post was screaming at you guys for shitting up /v/Now I have vivid fantasies of myself as a self-insert OC and my sibling moving to Ponyville as ponies and finding a way to make ends meet, while my waifu and I fall in love with each otherI am seriously thinking of writing this somehow, but of course it won't be publicly released
>>2286568>FTMRare.
>>2286570>eh kids with learning disabilities should just be aborted anywayI'm not talking about downies. These kids are perfectly normal, it's just that they learn differently than you or me. Which means they need to be taught by different means than the rest of the class. Which means a lot more time and effort. But they don't always have the resources for them. Others just come from poor awful families so they get terrible grades. Others are dyslexic and just need special help.
>>2286568I think cis scum males have a similar problem.
>>2286568Man, you really bought into some bullshit. Gender self-expression in men is so rediculously rigid if you color outside the lines you're a "manchild," if you're too uptight you're a "royal dick," if you don't listen to some incessant whining from a woman you're insensitive, when you cut to a solution to a problem you "aren't listening."You could have stayed on the butch femme reservation and taken up a softie pack or eternally hard strapon, but nooooo.
>>2286535If that fulfills you, then that's great. But to someone else a brony documentary fulfills them. In the end it doesn't really matter
We friend off yet?
>>2286600n-no
>>2286627Die, trans scum.See? See how that works?
>>2286577>spazzes being spazzesShit, man. I go to the local Renaissance fair every year, and all my friends in high school were awkward nerds, and all my friends now are just significantly-less-awkward nerds. I don't need a documentary to tell me all about the people I deliberately avoid when I visit my local game store to play battletech.
>>2286600Why do you all always think she's the only one that posts here?
>>2286641We never friend off
>>2286641no friend off, ever, it was a scam
>>2286291I wish I could just fucking draw without continually falling asleep, becoming distracted, or coming here and ultimately only succeeding in discouraging myself and others.
>>2286603No. It was objectively awful and you should feel stupid for wasting your money.
>>2286609BDN, this sounds stupid, but you inspired me to write.
>>2286629Someone doesn't understand gender identity disorder. Typical cis scum.
>want to fap>go to paheal since no new interesting fapfic>Rarity tag>Quite a lot of TwirityWait when did this ship stared sailing? I mean there aren't more then 5 people here and it never really was popular outside either.
What if pony was dog-size but had regular horse-size dick?
sentenal01: Wait a secondsentenal01: Why not call it a raid?sentenal01: It is onesentenal01: ffssentenal01: It's not...sentenal01: ...OH, you mean THOSE kind of raidssentenal01: ...No, video game raids, like in WoWsentenal01: A party going in to kill enimies
>>2286563>Don't bother dude. Bronies are incapable of empathizing with others. Their world consists of themselves, and pony, and some other idiots who make pony for them.Nail on the head. This is actually a symptom of autism spectrum disorder. The show promotes "love and tolerance", but the fans can be freaks, weirdos, jerks, etc. If the ponies existed and came into contact with their "Fans" they would be disgusted with them and run screaming and crying.Shit. Someone draw that.
>>2286675it was part of the hentai challenge a few days ago.Notice the shiw quality of the art.
>>2286600That isn't Lyra, you dingus. What, do we all look the same to you or something?
>>2286662Cheer up SB
>>2286677Leave.
>>228667710/10 would read again.
>>2286568>FTM
>>2286677
>>2286662i know that feel, i've been intending to draw for the past 5hrs or so
>>2286686Kinad.
Are there any more pictures of smelly pone?this is a subtle drawfag request
>>2286627That's the point of the article I linked in >>2286436>it's just words words words words so no one will read itSo, like, decades of feminism has freed up definitions of femininity to incorporate things like being a "tomboy" or whatever, but masculinity is still seen as a solid, unchanging, wholly natural thing, and this is very detrimental to the male psyche.
Would you help with the harvest? How?
Please join this Runescape Private ServerParty, troll or just play the fucking game. I don't really care just join please.This is the link to play it, just type a name and password in and start playing:http://dl.dropbox.com/u/79205044/webclient.htmlPlease tell them Chinese Bomb sent you!
>>2286662I feel like that, but with writing.Nobody looks up to me though, so I can't exactly discourage people.
>>2286675OhThat's explains a lot
>>2286677I think he's actually autistic.
>>2286667Don't worry, TAW did the same to me in the exact same way, months ago when all he had were a few pastebinsHope you're having fun
>>2286707I'd help them whore out AB to hire farmhands
>>2286707I'd help carry things, but that's about all I'm good for. And it wouldn't even be much, either.
>>2286671You want gender self-expression of the "other" but bought into some awful binary.You want to talk cis scum? Consider how many of your goals and hopes of 'passing' are predicated on gender essentialism - namely secondary sexual characteristics you're going have to beg, borrow, or steal to emulate.The solution to gender isn't more gender.LET'S PONY.
>>2286684>The show promotes "love and tolerance"No it doesn't. If it did would be just another generic boring little kid's show.
>>2286662I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP CONFUSING ME WITH SBThat guy doesn't have a monopoly on being unhappy and being an artist
>>2286651New title for Brony Doc:>The People You Intentionally Avoid
>>2286677>mfw the only time anyone ever brings up the steam chat is to insult them and most of them don't post about the steam chat in the thread
>>2286702But I'm not even female.
>>2286684> The show promotes "love and tolerance"-5/10
>>2286715>Viral marketing
>>2286629Huh, nice coincidence bro. Someone actually posted a pretty interesting article on that earlier in the thread.http://www.thesmartset.com/article/article05161201.aspxalso god fucking dammit do I know that feelit's one, among many others, of the reasons that I'm considering being MTF
>>2286693Wasn't me.I do need to be working on things though but the lack of a friend-off tonight is giving me the sads.
>>2286715But I am Texan so Runescape is illegal.
>>2286648I was being sarcastic. I am cis scum, and I too have problems with the image of masculinity. I'm not really bothered by it, but I assume some people are.
>>2286715>DivineNope, everything after 2005 was shit.
>>2286720>missing context>missing sentencesyup whoever posted those logs are autistic
>>2286741Tara Strong said that
>>2286684so what you are saying is love and tolerance is great, but not for anyone who is weirdi think you've captured the message faust was trying to convey in this cartoon perfectly
>>2286728Well, shucks, even if you can't knock apples, an extra back'll still do us some good!
>>2286757Sorry, been on Tumblr too fucking long.
>>2286772So?
>>2286772She's just Trolling her bronies.
>>2286753SB pls draw steampunk Big Mac pulling a steampunk plow and stream it
>>2286781>>2286782>>2286789THEN!
>>2286772>TaraShe's gone full attention whore for broniesShe would say anything.
>>2286781>>2286782So mind
>>2286707I need this artist to draw Big Mac putting his rooster in her coop.
>>2286775>Defensive brony detectedStill wear your fedora and fingerless gloves?Bronies can be awful, awful people. I avoid them. Everyone avoids them.
>>2286753Work, SB. Lose yourself in your labors and cut away the chaff of petty concerns such as time and hunger.>>2286781>>2286782>>2286789A needle pulling thread.
>>2286794>pulling a steampunk plowDo you even know what Steampunk is?
>>228681210/10
>>2286819>missing the joke
>>2286703I would cuddle that smelly pone. I don't care, she's a cutie.
>>2286819Gears and clocks on everything?
>>2286733I have a feeling it's going to be like "Heavy Metal Parking Lot."In that it's perfectly "respectful" of the culture by just showing them what they really are. Thus, a comedy that implicitly makes fun of them.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhRCVm-1r2k
>>2286801That's So Raven
>>2286839Dooks pls go
>>2286832No that's clockpunk, steampunk is lots of boilers and steam and zeppelins and shit.Heck, Dune featured horse drawn HOVER CARTS
>>2286718You don't need people to look up to you.All you need to do is moan, and eventually everyone suffers.
oh wow, MS dropped by and I missed it? tis' a shame, though I'm not much of a fansad to say I was an advent fan when he was one of the only ones who did humanized drawingsoh well, I'll just drop by his FiM thread I suppose>>2285926I recall MadMax dropping bychristmas or new years I believe
>>2286808>yfw she does just that
>>2286810i would never wear a fedora but fingerless gloves have always been coolyou can't deny that
>>2286843Who?
>>2286849>christmas or new years I believeNew year yes.
>>2286799Anything...?
>>2286856Exactly.
>>2286598>implying I'm not a frequent tripfag posting anon to disassociate. ;-;
>>2286849Yeah, she was here on New Years Eve.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Hqb2_Z226o
>>2286862>fingerless gloves are coolNo, they're fucking pointless and 90s. You know who else wears fingerless gloves? 0r0chi and Kid Vid.
sentenal01: ...wait, where?sentenal01: Cheeselegs, Neutalize, Dihgus and Que?Krabb: for fucks sake sentThe Bro: >Someone posted steam chat logs of only sent in the generalKrabb: http://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters3/sentinal-stance.gifKrabb: THAT SENTsentenal01: ...sentenal01: IO DON:T PLAY THOSE GAMESThe Bro: SENT STOP POSTING LOGS OF YOURSELF IN THE GENERALCerean: Sent you fucking autist.sentenal01: >autism that I don't play Marvel gamessentenal01: This is a sentinelsentenal01: http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs7/i/2005/262/b/8/Matrix_Sentinel_by_kehlan.jpgsentenal01: Flying squid thingKrabb: im not drawing thatKortz: why not, krabb?Kortz: >lazyKrabb: becuaseKrabb: i already drew the sent inepertation that i deemed funny enoughsentenal01: I look like a Leth robotsentenal01: ....I'm ok with thissentenal01: I take it back man, thankspukebite: leth ded
>>2286878Die.
>>2286749>it's one, among many others, of the reasons that I'm considering being MTFProbably the most striking thing, to me, in that article was the point that boys diagnosed with GID outnumber girls 30:1. That's insane.She makes a great point that this probably has more to do with society's reactions to any deviation from the masculine norm than "real" discomfort in your body at such a young age. I mean, that's a very real possibility, but why would there be _such_ an enormous disparity?You see it if you go to /soc/ or /b/ and look in the trap threads -- anyone who says "Hey I think I might want to cross-dress wat do" immediately gets hammered with a bunch of advice on hormone replacement and sex reassignment.Like, shit, maybe he just wants to fucking dress up in girls' clothes. Why can't our concept of "masculinity" accept some behavior that's outside the norm?
>>2286878Hold it pone don't touch that cupcake, dammit got to move that food.
>>2286887>pointlessThey're very useful when it's cold but you still need to use exposed fingertips
>>2286753You seem to have progressed so much faster than everyone else, and yet you're unhappy with it.All us shitty anons who collectively amount to nothing still can't hold a candle to you.And nobody will ever care.
>>2286888The fuck is wrong with that guy? He can't type something understandable for shit.
>>2286866>>2286873that was nicethough I'm sure she's still resentfulcan't blame her, reallybut she was becoming a nuisance, to be honestespecially how her comics more and more became only related to fandom-based jokes, instead of actual show jokesTrollestia herpa durrr
>>2286887>0r0chi and Kid Vid.both very cool peopleand they're not pointless. they're made so you can pickpocket people but still keep your hands warm in cold weather. do you even steal?
>>2286849Been seeing these weird namefaggots pop up over the past couple days. Trolls? Faggots?
>>2286836>>I have a feeling it's going to be like "Heavy Metal Parking Lot.">>In that it's perfectly "respectful" of the culture by just showing them what they really are. Thus, a comedy that implicitly makes fun of them.>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhRCVm-1r2kThat i so spot on perfect. I can so see them going on about Rarity.
>>2286936A little from column A, a little from column B
>>2286910He also sucks at reading comprehension.It's because he's stupid.
>>2286921>0r0ch1>cool
http://youtu.be/arH3od_2xIg
>>2286836Kind of like the Red Eye report that aired a while back?
>>2286910I'm wondering more what's wrong with the faggot who won't let him go. It's fairly pathetic.
>>2286921>0r0chi >coolGet out
>>2286908>useful when it's coldOnly your thumb, trigger finger and occasionally middle finger should be cut off of the glove.
>>2286898BecauseThat would mean we have to accept girly-men dressing in dressy dresses as men tooBut mens is mens what watch the football and don't talk about feelings and ignore our wives and wears flannels and drink piss-beerI meanHow crazy would it be? Guys in dressesNext you'll say women should wear pants
>>2286921I don't like you. I don't like anything about you. I want you to stop posting.
>>2286956Hear hear
>>2286908If you're working that the docks or whatever, sure. Or outside in general. But just normally walking around? You look like an idiot.
>>2286936It's all tongue-in-cheek but all they/he talk about is the show and drawfagsSo yeah, trolling. Or excessive irony who cares
Fingerless gloves are totally radical like skateboards and backwards hats.
>>2286872Then that's very sad.
>>2286921faggot
>>2286964>I don't like you. I don't like anything about you. I want you to stop posting.I think he's intentionally trying to troll. Ignore him.
Did we ever see the friendoff stuff or are we still waiting?
>>2286961>katherine hepburn in pants in Philadelphia Storyhnnnnnnggnow THAT'S a woman
>>2286961We can compromise. If you want to wear something other than pants thats fine, but you have to bulk up, dye your hair a believable shade of red, and wear a kilt.
>>2286980I would cheer up a sad Pinkie.
>>2286991Leth absconded with the data and we'll never see the results.
>>2286961Fuck it.Do what you want to do and deal with adversity as you encounter it.This world is but a short transition. An annoying disruption between blissful nothingness and the poneworld.
>>2286937>"Rarity is my wife-fuh.">"SHUT UP DOOD SHE'S MY way-fah!">a weak pushing match ensues>both are severely injured
>>2286964you shouldn't be so hostile to opinions that differ from your own, anon. let's be mature here.
>>2286983If I ignore everyone who's trying to troll, I'd end up never posting at all.
>>2287012I laughed.
>>2287008what??? the main reason why I dropped by was to check out the submissionsespecially the last minute onesironically, they were some of the best
>>2286862>but fingerless gloves have always been coolBrony please leave.
>>2286898>Why can't our concept of "masculinity" accept some behavior that's outside the norm?Yeah really.It's even more fucked up when you look at the supposedly "accepting" gay community and it's still the exact same shit.You wanna be feminine? You're a twink. You're a shallow bitch who only exists to get fucked by strong handsome manly men and will never have any kind of meaningful relationship.God fucking dammit...
>>2286998I want to lose lots of weight so I can cross-dress again among other thingsLike dump my girlfriend and get a man and, I don't know, do something but stay home and watch TV and eat fast food on my dates.It's time for a change and, y'know, I did look pretty good in a skirt.
>>2287008That fucking bastard.
Who's a silly pone?
>>2287020YOU SHUT YOU FUCKING MOUTH! IM GOING TO RAPE YOUR CUNT WHORE OF A MOTHER JUST FOR BIRTHING YOU AND RAISING YOU IN SUCH A WAY THAT PRODUCED A PERSON THAT IS CAPABLE OF HAVING OPINIONS OTHER THAN MY OWN!
>masculine men cross-dressing like it's no biggiepshaw it's been done
>>2287049WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
>>2286898>>2287035Have any of you ever stopped to think that this rigidness may be a biological part of being male?
>>2287041M-maybe I could be your man~
>>2287049Every pony
>>2287020How about you yiff a 10-foot burning pole.
>>2287049This'un.
>>2287035When I see a twink I just see a 17-year-old kid who needs to hit up the gym and eat some fucking steakI don't pass judgment on the guy, I just don't go in for themNow, short, stocky, nice face, great smile, sense of humor, a nice noon-day five-o-clock shadow?Rawr.
>>2287049
>>2287063Of course not. They never do.
Who am I.
>>2287041I think the cruelest thing genetics did to me was make me hairy and stocky.I wouldn't want to be a girl, but dressing like one occasionally might be fun. But as it is, shaving is a bitch.
>>2287063No more than "softness" being a biological part of being female.
>>2287069I would have sex with that pony.
>>2287052http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jO8xRn52Xl
>>2287061It's the pony version of this.
>>2287069dash is quite a silly pone
>>2287082You are anon.
>>2286629I was never a butch femme, though. It's not really that simple.You can be a gay trans guy. That's a thing.
>>2287020"Being mature" is probably one of the last things that should come to mind when 0r0chi is mentioned
>>2287063> confusing biology for gender roles> everDude, they're testicles, penises, broad shoulders, flat breasts, and longer eyelashesNone of that screams "be a dick and demand every man know how to toss a caber"Case in point: every biological man who doesn't fit those roles.
>>2287063In an unga bunga cave man sense of the human speciesIt''s pretty pointless now
>>2287076
>>2287074That's not Lyra.
>>2287061>Not remembering this frame from FWFDYEWTS
>>2287109Why? What's he done that's immature?
>>2287097>that feel when you recognize that link
>>228709711/10
>Thread turned to shit and off topic nonsense when MS leftThis is why we need a draw-friend every day. GG can't shoulder that burden alone.
>>2287117I only like the first half of that episode.
>>2287115Well...that pony is pretty silly.
>>2287088All I'm saying that is a majority of men are really uptight about this, and not just in one or two societies. There may be a genetic reason.
>>2287082>>2287082My legs like treesmy nose a snakeMy hide like mailThe ground I shake.
>>2287151Satan?
>>2287122Literally everything
>>2287063There are a lot of things that are part of being a biological male, but what we're talking about here is pure social construction. The reason you think "masculinity" is necessarily about being a hairy musclehead asshole is because that's what society has envisioned.>>2287035Very good book mentioned and linked to in that article -- "Why are faggots so afraid of faggots?"Discussion of it reminds me very much of visiting /hm/ -- don't even get them started on "femme" looking guys. They flip shit.
>>2287151Elephant, obviously.
>>2287110>imlying genetics doesn't influence behavior>>2287111So are male nipples. It's not exactly something that's easy to change.
>>2287131Drawfag, all day, erryday?
>>2287167Kind of a chestnut, yeah. Your turn, Anon.
>>2287151Elephant.
>>2287168They set the tone for certain hormone and neurotransmitter levels which can shape behavior, but those are base levels and undertones.The rest of it is puffery.
>>2287168Making nipples vanish is hard.Changing behavior on an individual level is easy.
>>2287168>implying genetics isn't just the surface of an intricate biological system that is the basis for conciousness
>>2287166You misunderstand. I was trying to say that a lack of flexibility is genetic, not the definition of maleness.
>>2287097>Top Navy Seals guy contacts friends in NSA >Hey, destroy this guy's life. He said mean things to me on the internet!>NSA guys just tell him to fuck off.
>>2287111I bet you're one of those people who says humans don't NEED to eat meat anymore, aren't you, so therefore we shouldn't?
I spent I don't know how long on just the head. I tried doing the body and everything else but got frustrated and stopped. I'll try again another time, but for now enjoy this and feel free to fix it up or digitalize it or critique it.
>>2287166>social constructionIf it were social construction, it wouldn't be so universal across societies.Chimpanzee behavior is biological. Wildebeest behavior is biological. Carrier pigeon behavior is biological. Human behavior is biological.
>>2287192there's some evidence to suggest the corpus colloscum difference between females and males makes for different behaviors, but ... well, the jury's out on that.
This whole gender discussion is interesting.But it's not pony. So who cares?
>>2287166Masculinity beyond being hairy, strong, and protecting your family unit is determined by society, as shitty as that is.Also, by nature you're supposed to ditch your family unit as soon as the current kids reach an age where they can be self sufficient and when you're done having kids with that woman. In olden times, this took what, 5-7 years?
>>2287202Hey, that sure is something
>>2287195I don't know man, I'd imagine NSA guys have a few tricks up their sleeves they could use on civvies that are in a kind of legal grey area. Nothing major or life threatening, but I bet they could fuck with you pretty well.
>>2287195So what happens if you offend an NSA guy?
>>2287202Not bad
I want thisso bad
>>2287206
>>2287200Well we never did, we liked tender shoots, leaves, grasses, nuts, berries with the occasional captured bird, rabbit, or large game.We didn't grow up raising cattle and eating a fucking McSammich or Arby's Medium Beef and Cheddar every day. That's super-recent.
>>2287206Would you like to talk about ponies, anon?Or do you just want to talk about how you want to talk about ponies?
>>2287200I'd say if there's a good reason not to eat meat, then it would be easy to stop. I haven't heard a good reason though.Rape and war and racism are all biological too. Doesn't mean it's OK to do those in a modern society.
>>2287206Pretend we are talking about stallions and mares instead of men and women or pretend we are ponies doing some My Large Human worldbuilding.
Live your life the way you wish.If you encounter adversity, contact the ACLU.Fuck the police.
image dumping
>took a break from the show and mlpg for a while>come back>still haven't watched the episodes I missed because I know when I watch them I won't have any horse left to watchplease help
>>2287203> Human behavior is biologicalExcept that's just an appeal to Natural Law, dumbass.
>>2287245
Finished my pic. Ended up keeping the hind legs the same size and enlarging the front-left forelimb. I think it turned out well, except how do you remove those little white dots outlining everything? It didn't happen with Lyrabutt.I'm still terrible, but suggestions do help. Please tell me how to not suck shit. Also, ideas please.
>>2287233>hunter-gatherer tribes and animal husbandry haven't existed since the dawn of manYeah, you're obviously wrong. I'm done with you.
>>2287206Imagine we're trying to crack the code of men liking MLP.
>>2287245I'M READY
>>2287243easier said than donebeing male sucks :\oh well
>>2287131We could always talk about Ross more.Haha.HAHAHAHA
pony
>>2287245>>2287256i love the comics
>>2287229Hey freakzoid, wanna go watch some guys bicker about pastel colored ponies on the internet?
>>2287192Possible, but it's something that doesn't seem to be borne out by the evidence. While we imagine masculinity as something irreducible and concrete, it's changed a lot (even just in the West) over the past few centuries. What it meant to be a masculine he-man in the 16th Century French Aristocracy was very different from what it meant in 1938 Germany, for instance.>>2287203Except (1) most behavior isn't universal unless you look at it in the most general terms and (2) even if it were universal and it were genetically-based, that wouldn't mean shit from a policy perspective.
>>2287249Influenced by biology. It's simply easier to follow your instincts then having to constantly override them.
>>2287261thats not what he said, don't be dumb.
>>2287075I didn't really mean 'twink' twink.I was just saying how people who have a more feminine style of dress (or Californian, I guess), ala skinny jeans, offbeat hats, coordinated outfits and stereotypically feminine interests and all that jazz somehow MUST conform to the stereotype and must be shallow faggots who have no interests beyond getting fucked and being a massive faggot.
What would all the ponies take to the beach for Summertime Reading?
>>2287248Watch them you faggot. Once every Saturday fire up whatever site you go to to find them and watch one episode. Once you've gone through the season, have a marathon from the pilot episodes of season one to the end of season two.If you aren't sick of ponies by then, and if you've timed it right, Season three will be just around the corner.
Mortron [MSW]: Krabb, I finished that pic you told me to doMortron [MSW]: http:BonBonKaraokefinal-(n1338524506925).jpgMortron [MSW]: the letters are shit but fuck youMortron [MSW]: also, fuck filling in them white dots
>>2287260I liked it until I imagined her singing that with her awful voice.
>>2287260Hahaha I love it!
>>2287260I can't think of anything nice to say.
>>2287206Yeah. I'm glad I said something, I didn't know there were other (at least) trans-curious individuals around here, even if most seem to be MTF.Nice to feel a little less alienated.
>>2287256
>>2287233moderate to light meat intake master raceretarded vegans cite statistics for the "average meat eating american male" and don't believe me when I say that I eat the equivalent of a chicken every three-four weeks in the summer.And it's always poultry. I don't eat animals that I'm certain feel pain and have an advanced enough brain to be unable to live without everything above the brain stem.
>>2287263Code is simple.Lonely men + Cute idealized females = Lonely men obsessed with said females.
>>2287249philosophy < scienceEvery time.
>>2287214
>>2287301It works well if you imagine the original 4 Non Blondes version for that very reason
>>2287260http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32FB-gYr49Y
>>2287113
>>2287281That was a change that happened over centuries. This gender flexibility stuff has only been out in the open for around half a century unless I am mistaken.
Didn't females dominate society, like 10,000 years ago?Or did Alan Moore's "From Hell" like to me?
>>2287282Except that's sort of the issue at hand -- what it seems like, given the vast skew towards natural-born-men in the trans community, as well as men's propensity for mental disorder and problems with sexual identity, is that what we have are a variety of social systems that force us to override what comes naturally in favor of a system that benefits the powerful.Why does that persist across most human societies? Because the interests of the powerful have, historically, been fairly similar.
>>2287311We're not about hugboxes. We're about ponies. Pastel ponies who we are in love with.
>>2287320Maybe they don't have to be so separate.
>>2287323I wasn't telling it's bad, in fact I liked it
>>2287312
>>2287327
>>2287261Wow, you sure are obstinent.Animal husbandry hasn't existed since the DAWN OF MAN. That's the point. When we switched from hunter-gatherer societies to static communities with heavy emphasis on agriculture and chattle-raising, that was a Big Fucking Deal.Before then, we gathered fruits, vegetables, and occasionally were able to fell wild game. What, you think your 1911 came attached to the wrist-bone of the first H. Sapiens to fall out a mutant proto-human cooch? You think Moses had a fucking all-you-can-eat coupon for Golden Corral's Steak Saturdays? Really, retard? That's where you're going with this?
>>2287332No, that never happened.
>>2287260I like it. It seem her left from arm is a bit too thin; from the base of the shoulder.
>>2287281We're basically talking about machismo. That's both general and universal. It's even seen in chimps.
>>2287353>chattle-raisingspelling error detected, arguement invalidated
>>2287315All animals feel pain. That's a fact of nature.But we DO take measures to kill the animal as quickly and painlessly as we can, you know.
>>2287356"Today is history. Today will be remembered. Years from now the young will ask with wonder about this day. Today is history and you are part of it. Six hundred years ago when elsewhere they were footing the blame for the Black Death, Casimir the Great - so called - told the Jews they could come to Krakow. They came. They trundled their belongings into the city. They settled. They took hold. They prospered in business, science, education, the arts. With nothing they came and with nothing they flourished. For six centuries there has been a Jewish Krakow. By this evening those six centuries will be a rumor. They never happened. Today is history. "
>>2287345>left pagepinkie is prettiest pone
>>2287344>4chanI can't tell what's sarcasm and what's not. It makes it eays to mess with me
>>2287345>>2287345
Is there a version like this for MLPG?
>>2287353>beliefs challenged>falls back on ad-hominem assuming Anon is a gun-toting redneckWow. You must be really upset. I'm sorry.
>>2287311This isn't a hugbox. This is a place of whispers and scorn.We absorb fanart and then despise it.We swallow fanfiction whole and vomit it on the author's shoes.We will hate everything until it is perfect and every brony is dead, perhaps you included.If it makes you feel better it has nothing to do with your trans* status.
>>2287353I think it's a basic economic and environmental fact that the consumption of meat these days is way out of line with what will be sustainable.And, historically, people ate way, way, way less meat than we do now.Meat-eating, if nothing else, will have to be reduced in the future (either because we willfully choose to reduce it or because it's just not possible anymore).
>>2287394I always thought that was a potatoe.
I used to be in love with pone. She was very nice, smart, and purple.Then I beat myself up over it until I stopped being in love with pone.Then I was in love with pone. I couldn't love purple pone anymore, I had an aversion to it. She was really nice, marshmallow, classy, and stylish.Then I beat myself up over it until I stopped being in love with pone.After that I was in love with pone. She was wise, kind, caring, and had really pretty wings.Then I beat myself up over it until I stopped being in love with pone.Later, I was in love with pone. She was a bitch to all of the ponies that I used to love and really strange compared to other pone, but I thought she could be nice, at least to one person. Then I realized what I was doing and made myself think that she was completely irredeemable and evil to the core; thusly I stopped being in love with pone.I think.
Slosten [PQ]: he's cherry picking what to copy paste.pukebite: how much do you guys love pedos? i think they're greatSlosten [PQ]: but he's choosing like.Slosten [PQ]: the weirdest damn things.Dr. Commander Jesus Phd: I <9 pedosSlosten [PQ]: wierdest*Galatamon: I <3 bOObsSlosten [PQ]: we talk about horse sex in here and all he copy pastes is a fucking drawing.pukebite: well, its clearly scootscoots, isn't it? Dr. Commander Jesus Phd: I think it's PQ
>>2287397We hugbox sometimes, but we call it >feel time.
>>2287394>for MLPG Not that I know of, but /mlp/ made one that was retarded as fuck with dash of course.
>>2287391at least they gave a decent poster this time.
>>2287397>ponies are legionDid you see the last thread with MS? We were sucking his dick. And he was spraying us with his glorious jizz. And we loved every second of it.
>>2287403Historically, people ate as much meat as they could get. It's just that now we can make way more of it.Classic case of human biology getting the best of us. We desire large amounts of meat because we're programmed to, not that we need it.
>>2287397FUCK YOU I'LL FEEL AS GOOD AS I WANT HERE
>>2287394Well, as far as taking shit from /mu/ goes...
>>2287366>>2287302>>2287301Thanks. Proportions were hard to get down for standing pone, as was the hair. Bon Bon's is usually flat and thick. It just drapes over her like a slab of taffy. It just rested on her back in all the references I used.>>2287300I really don't know what you're going for here.Also, Derpy eating ice cream coming up, but after I take a request from The Bro because I feel bad since he did a cool comic for Friend-Off and I only did a meager story. I silly story, but pretty short.
You feel my touch,but see me notA whisper, a roarBut no voice I've got
>>2287315My family raised chickens while I was groing up and I can tell you that they feel pain.
>>2287320Except that's wrong too.You see behaviors that are hard to explainYou see things you believe otherwise to be regulators for biological phenomena, or at least their componentsIt's one of the few things you don't understandWham-bam this poorly explained thing is SO OBVS EXPLAINED TOTALLY REALLY CLEARLY by this other thing that's also poorly understoodobvsfactSCIENCETake it to the Tumblrs, we've solved science with more SCIENCEWow, and to think you're going to think I'm just a dipshit LAS degree. I went to a math and science magnet. But whoo-hoo my opinion differs so obviously I don't do REAL science or don't GET 'science.'
Fuck it I'm gonna go play Cave Story.See you niggers later.
>>2287426Yeah I totally didn't see that coming a mile away.
>>2287371You have pain, as the basic aversion to tissue damage, and then you have PAIN felt by sufficiently intelligent beings that we can relate to.Chickens are not one of those beings and can be killed instantly, by hand.
>>2287447>implying animal protein isn't what helped us become physically and mentally stronger.
>>2287466notdeepenough4me
AW SHIT NIGGAS IT'S TIMEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GggY4TEYbkFIVE HOURS OF HEYYEYAAEYAAAE
>>2287440"count the butterflies"
>>2287371I'm not a vegetarian or much of an animal-rights guy, but we should probably be more concerned with how painfully the animal lived that with how painfully it died.
>>2287466Wind?
>>2287493In the boxes or all of them? Fuck, this is hard.
>>2287487I didn't imply that at all, anon. In fact, I clearly said humans evolved to eat meat.
>>2287515Bingo.Care to give us a riddle?
>>2287446I think people just get excited at the novelty of MS when he shows his face here once in a blue moon.If he was a regular again more people would get tired of his shit.
Just a reminder: NEW HORSE QUEST in 12 hours.
>>2287487...that's not what was said, dipshit.
>>2287521Humans eat meat?
>>2287423that's the worst way to waifu>yfw now you're emotionally damaged and 3dpd is your only chance
>>2287396The guy said cattle/chattle-raising at the Dawn of Man. That is an actual quote. That is something that really actually runs afoul of real actual archaeological and fossil records. That's an engraved invitation to be called a dumbass.> redneckNo. More like "humans are superior, have always had this relationship with food, obvs anyone who disagrees is a thin-lipped Vegan fuck who just needs some Arby's."
I happened to be listening to Mony Mony by Billy Idol, and I just realized he's singing about ponies.Riding ponies, and how good ponies feel.
>>2287544i would eat a ponyi'm hungry now
>>2287515Mumblesup for drawing that fluttershy and twilight comic?
>>2287506I'm all for treating animals nicely before we whack them over the head and slit their throats. I always feel bad when I'm frying chicken at work and come across a broken leg. I was shown a video where people working at chicken factory farms would just throw and kick chickens and laugh at their broken, bloody mess.
>>2287544Yes, you should try it too. Cows taste the best.
>>2287561
>>2287521You said we didn't need it. That's not true. It's easier to get protein from meat than from plants.
>>2287487yesthat animal protein we ate once a week at mostwe ate it before we were H. sapiens and H. neanderthalis
>>2287552Given that "Dawn of Man" doesn't actually mean anything scientifically, it's rather obvious he was using it metaphorically.
>>2287533What exactly is "his shit" that we'd all get tired of?
>>2287446>>2287533And tomorrow we will continue hating him again.Don't deny this - that's the normal state of MLPG. The dwindling numbers, the continued resistance to tripfags, to anonymous posters -- it's a cycle borne from constant and intrepid dissatisfaction.Don't confuse that with the Legion speech.
>>2287572I think he's saying we don't need to eat as much meat as we do
>>2287493>>2287493fill in the blanks
>>2287566>would just throw and kick chickens and laugh at their broken, bloody mess.That's horrible.It's weird... I'm a sick fuck sexual sadist, but I can't bring myself to kill a spider. I guess it's that fantasy/reality thing.
>>2287568I had lamb for the first time a couple days ago.Tastes a lot like steak, but it's a fuckton more expensive.
>>2287598whoops.
>>2287572No, I'm saying we don't need as much meat as modern society eats.Technically we don't need it at all anymore, but hey, it tastes good.
Do people still hate SA? Like if he was the central character in a sex fic would you read it?
>>2287596He's making it sound like we should cut all meat out of our diets, because it's "not necessary" anymore.
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>2287580.......and it means "since the origins of man" metaphorically.
>>2287607>tastes like steakUh, maybe in the sense that it's a red meat. Doesn't taste at all like beef steak to anybody with a palate.
>>2287594Personally I wouldn't have it any other way. Our continued hate is what keeps us separate from the rest of the fandom (or the rest of /mlp/, at the very least).besides, we're all just tsundre for each other anyway. uguu~
>>2287571What's the matter Lyra?I thought you liked humans.
>>2287580> Talking about the evolutionary timescale as fact using metaphors> drawing on 'lol you must be a vegetarian' from the sameI dunno, that seems pretty sloppy.
>>2287423What if your waifu was the evil horse all the time, and you just didn't realize that it was her, constantly changing form and going after your heart?
>>2287607Lamb is alright, but steak is better if you cook it right.
>>2287594I've never hated MS.
>>2287615ApSLUTlejSLUTSLUTkPSLUTnkSLUTe SLUTieRSLUTinSLUTow DaSLUThSLUTaritSLUT
>>2287637I would have sweaty nerd hate sex with each and every one of you
>>2287620>central characterOnly if it involved delicious incest.
>>2287620If it was filled with sexy SA and Cadence >feels, then sure.
>>2287636Tasted pretty damn similar to steak to me. I nearly couldn't tell the difference. Only really distinguishing difference was texture.
>>2287620I hate him, but I'd still read a sex fic with him if it was well written or appealed to my fetishes.
>>2287631What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>2287659great, i just cleaned that table
>>2287481>>2287481>You have pain, as the basic aversion to tissue damage>and then you have PAIN felt by sufficiently intelligent beings that we can relate to.Pain is pain.
>>2287594>constant and intrepid dissatisfactionI'd say it's more of a overwhelming sense of inadequacy.
>>2287659Get off that fucking table.
>>2287621Parse the sentence.>We desire large amounts of meat because we're programmed to, not that we need it."It" clearly refers to "large amounts of meat.""Not large amounts of meat" == "less than large amounts of meat," not "zero amounts of meat."Though, technically speaking, you require zero amounts of meat. It's easier to acquire nutrients from meat, but from a macro-economic perspective that might not be the case.
>>2287659
>>2287677were you not here when Leth got banned for a couple months?just deal man, tone it down a bit
>>2287660I doubt that.
>>2287672http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jO8xRn52Xl
>>2287618>Technically we don't need it at all anymoreSee, that's still wrong.
>>2287672What the buck did you just bucking say about me, you little filly? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cloudsdale Flight School, and I've been involved in numerous secret flights above Everfree Forest, and I have over 300 confirmed cloud hits. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top flyer in the entire pegasi community. You are nothing to me but just another pony. I will wipe you the buck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Equestria, mark my bucking words. You think you can get away with saying that pony poop to me over the Internet? Think again, bucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ponies across Ponyville and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Parasprite. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're bucking finished, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hit you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unhooved combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Guards and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable flank off the face of the land, you little horse dropping. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you Celestia-damned idiot. I will do a Sonicboom all over you and you will get pulled in it. You're bucking finished, filly.
>>2287650Me neither, I'm indifferent of what he does outside the General, but if comes here and doodle some stuff like he did today I'm totally ok with that!
>>2287698Saying it's not essential is accurate.Saying it's not convenient is false.
>>2287677He will always be with us, in our archive.
>>2287707Saved
>>2287615fuck yeah!board game
>>2287640I did, but......I think I need some time to myself, to think things over.
>>2287693>Implying he's not one of those fanboys Leth got when we moved here.
>>2287680>all this psuedointellectual discussionguys, we barely even understand pain on a molecular level, let alone psychologicallyneuroscience simply isn't advanced enough for us to make distinctive statements about pain.wait like 20 years then have this discussion again? okay?
>>2287685>Though, technically speaking, you require zero amounts of meat.If we can still eat it and digest it, there's obviously something in it we need.
>>2287698We don't eat meat at all. We can live off an entirely vegetarian diet. It's not efficient or desirable, but it can be done.Maybe you're using an incorrect definition of "need."
>>2287606>never really cared about how animals are treated in those farms>as a kid I helped my grandparents behead the chickens we were going to eat with an axe>still can't hurt any animalMaybe I didn't care because I knew that they would die either way but man if I see a hurt animal I get real sad
>>2287693I was, it was awfulbut really i'm just fuckin around
>>2287707
>>2287640H-how does it taste?
Any ideas for her new wardrobe? I'm wanting to try some things other than her current deep pink vest and skirt.
>>2287564I'm working on a fluttershy applejack thing right now, but I still have that in mind.>>2287532UHNope.I tried to make something up from "spirit" meaning both alcohol and ghost but I can't to words.
>>2287736>we can digest it, therefore we need itlol, wut?
>that new Wolf Nanaki picture
>>2287732Moral Vegetarians love holding their beliefs over our heads too much to bother with silly things like "understanding" their arguments.
>>2286570>eh kids with learning disabilities should just be aborted anywayMLPG people. Did the reaction to not want to be like /b/ cause you guys to be bitter jerks?
>>2287736Sorry bro, but we can digest fugu and I've never eaten it.
>>2287751Salty, kind of chewy. Pairs well with cheese and just about any vegetable.
>>2287745Yeah, it was awful. And yeah, I figured, I'm just kind've idling commenting.stay cool, anon.
>>2287728
>>2287759Post it here, I'm not going to visit that faggot's tumblr
>>2287532Not Mumbles, but we could use more riddles. Time for a classic.It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.It lies behind stars and under hills,And empty holes it fills.It comes first and follows after,Ends life, kills laughter.What is it?
>>2287756Think a little harder.JUST a little harder. Go on! You can do it!
>This whole threadAlright, night guys. Have a song too.[1]
Okay, Ross is here now. This thread can not get any worse.DO YOU HEAR ME? THIS THREAD CANNOT GET WORSE.NOTHING CAN MAKE THIS THREAD WORSE, WE'RE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL, DO YOU HEAR ME, THREAD GODS?
>>2287753Something more feminine.And lose the gloves.
>>2287773Doesn't sound too bad.Lyra, bring me your friends for dinner.
>>2287736But that's obviously logically flawed, dude.There are other sources for what you require from meat. Meat is, as has been said, more convenient, but it's hardly "necessary," especially in the days of a globalized agricultural marketplace.It was different when we were scavengers and hunter-gatherers out on the Serengeti, but these days it's not strictly necessary.Look, I like meat, too, but Western society needs to cut back on the meat consumption. It's neither healthy nor sustainable. That doesn't mean we all have to stop eating meat, but, you know, it can't be the main course of every meal.
>>2287753Dress her in a suit made entirely of spaghetti
>>2287783You asked for it.
>>2287736That makes absolutely no sense.
>>2287798That sounds like a challenge.I have a 7" penis. How about all of you, MLPG?
>>2287481
>>2287786The human digestive system can digest lemon meringue pie. That does not mean lemon meringue pie is essential for our diet.
>>2287767that happened like an hour ago, bro.
>>2287759>caring what he does outside of the generalIt's like you're really a stalker.
>>2287813
>>2287798THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN LETH LEAVES USWE FALL INTO DISARRAY
>>2287798what a dramaqueen
>>2287813That's not bad.
>>2287806I'd rather not.
LYRAQUEST WHERE
>>2287803A vest and skirt aren't feminine?To everyone else, I'd like to add that the wardrobe can be fantastic. She is a cartoon after all, you don't want her to be dressed as something your roommate or neighbor would wear. Make it exciting! Also, for her haristyle, A, B, C, or D?
How would ponies react to Tak "Extreeeeeeme" Fujii?By the way, his tweeter is fucking hilarious.https://twitter.com/#!/Tak_Fujii
>>2287798hey guys let's talk about AB and discuss the morality of watching child porn
>that bummer feel when you've been in the general since the start of 2011 and still don't have a waifu>that bummer feel when cadence is SO PERFECT but she's married to some douchebag squidmega bummeri'm going to be too busy thinking about her to go surfing this summerit's just too depressingi've gone every year since i was 12 and this is what takes it out of mebummer;_;
>>2287841Bottom of this thread>>2281897
>>2287840But how do you expect to become a human if you refuse to eat the flesh of your friends?
>>2287854well, my opinion on that is pony
>>2287871I dunno, horse tastes kind of weird.
>>2287857Just imagine that SA broke up with Cadence after realizing he preferred Chrysalis!Cadence. Then you'll be there to console(?) her in her time of distress.
>>2287871This anon raises a good point.
>>2287857TWILY, COME ON, LETS HIT THE BEACH. WE CAN CATCH SOME KNARLY WAVES, DUDE. IT WILL BE TOTALLY TUBULAR.
>>2287871
>>2287857Shining rode a wave out of his mothers vagina. He's been surfing longer, he gets the babes.Deal with it nerd.
I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with little sound. What am I?
>>2287903We'll take care of the cleaning and the cooking. You just have to take a few bites from each and your all done.
>>2287897but that would be fanon bullshit
>>2287792>[1]Why are you posting that? That's just a number. Is that some secret code in some 4chan extention?
>>2287921Hey, you the same riddle anon dude from a while back? the one with the rape pastebin?If so, I still haven't figured out who you are yet
>>2287871The human body can digest human flesh.Clearly it is needed for our survival.
>>2287921A basement dweller.
>>2287798Religion?
>>2287928its the password to ms's new secret tumblr
>>2287927I never said it was good.
>>2287928IT BEGINS[RossRossRoss]
>>2287921Windmill.Protip: riddles are piss easy when Google is only a click away.
>>2287921Something that use to grind wheat and catch wind, I assume?
>>2287854>hey guys let's talk about AB and discuss the morality of watching child pornHow would the ponies react if they found out one of their friends likes to watch vids of fillies being raped with some cry?
Would you eat this pone?
>>2287928You can now embed music in pictures with an addon and those tag play themI forgot the link now but someone will probably post the image explaining everything
>>2287960>JOKE'S ON YOU GUYS I CAN JUST CHEAT
>>2287974just like in all my online classes!
>>2287935Perhaps it's a riddle.>>2287960The point is to not cheat, that obviously isn't any fun.
>>2287970If she were made of minty flavored marshmallow goop?Hell yes.
I NEED FAPFICSFAPFICS OF Celestia and Twilight
>>2287921A windmill.However, I don't have the mental acuity to turn this into a long, drawn out Batman post about your inevitable assault on the Holland Tulip Fields or the Museum where Don Quixote's armor is stored.
>>2287970Depend how one would eat her.
>>2287967Indifferent.Equestria is a utopia. There's no age of consent laws.
>>2287926I... I think I'll just continue being a pony.
>>2287970Of course not, I love minty pone.
>>2287819>>2287772>I don't like running>therefore humans were not meant to exerciseThat's kind of what your logic looks like to me.You're focusing on the wrong details, and missing my point completely.There are animals we probably would do well not to eat, but animal flesh in general is part of our diet, it is still a thing we can eat and draw nutrients from.If we were meant to eat only plants, we wouldn't have evolved into omnivores.
>>2287970yes sexually
>>2287953;_;
>>2287753You guys bitch about me not listening, well here you go, this is something differentNow would be a good time to throw in your thoughts
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
>>2288007But for how long? Several of your friends have also shown interest in becoming human. Isn't it better to get them before one of them gets you?
>>2287967What if it was Fluttershy, who they find out is actually a man?
>>2287784Dark.
Hopefully I can finish this bitch before morning hits
>>2288015om nom nom nom
>>2287959>someone that isn't me saved that audio pic I love you bro[FUCKEM]
>>2287995GET OUT
>>2287997
>>2288006Pfft. More like they'd be horrified, call the cops and never speak of the friend again. As you said, it's a utopia. The idea of rape is so foreign to them the entire country would condemn it for decades to come. They would be a villain on par with Dischord in their history books.
>>2287728>>2287778>make your own photo framefrom soft paper , no thanks.
>>2287970Yes, because I hate that pone on multiple levels.
>>2288013Take a deep breath, read a little closer, re-read all the responses given to your argument, and you'll see why it fails completely to address the critical issue ("The stuff we get from meat can be acquired from other, better arguably sources now. A food is only necessary if it is the only source of its nutrients. Therefore, meat is not necessary.")
>>2288034Yes, thank you. I had feared it would simply be ignored.And did you google it, or remember the answer on your own?
>>2287784a spooky goast
>>2288013Ah, so you're using the wrong definition of the word "need.">it is still a thing we can eat and draw nutrients from.Sure, but we can eat and draw the same nutrients from plants. Thus we don't need it.Now, sure, most of us would rather eat meat. Which goes back to the point. We're programmed to want meat, even though we don't need it.
>>2287857when i first started i waifufagged hard with fluttershy, now i hate her. pinkie and rarity became my waifus but i am not really feeling it anymore. these days i mostly jack off to the CMC but i wouldnt consider them waifus.
>>2287784The goddamn Batman.
>>2288048>rape a filly>immortalized in legend foreverSounds like a good deal to me.
>>2288048>A fascist state is utopiaWell, I guess it takes all kinds.
>>2288068I don't need google to know my Riddles in the Dark. I don't even need to pick up the book.
>>2288046PLEASEI JUST NEED GOD-TEACHER ON STUDENT ACTION
So guys, Lyra's toy has been named Lyrawhat if her name pops up in S3?
>>2287970Eating pones?
>>22880712spooky
>>2287731I know its been like 15 minutes since you said this but I was eating so fuk u faget, I've been here for 16 months16 months...
Also inking.God I hate inking
>>2288029You're lying. My friends would never eat me.and I'm out of appropriate Lyra images, all I have left is happy or silly shit. so everyone should start posting more Lyra.
>tfw even fucking /v/ can have a relatively normal discussion about animation in cartoons, even ponies.>tfw the first thread on /co/ is R34 Incest
>>2288090Thank god for that.
>>2288076>tfw the only way you can replicate those delicious feeling of guilt and shame that first came when you broke into waifuing/fapping to pone is to find more and more depraved things to fap toI too have been fapping to fillies more and moreOh god
>>2288045[1]
>>2288097BRONY FANSERVICE BULLSHIT THE SEASON 3 IS GOING TO BE SHIT
>>2288097I'd hope they learned after what happened last time
>>2288108I DON'T HAVE ENOUGHWE NEED MORE LYRA ART
>>2288006There's actually a difference between having sex with someone underage and horribly raping someone underage you retarded nigger
>>2288065>>2288072If you wanna take a shitton of supplements, maybe.
>>2287753I like D. If you want tips, make her curvy and not a disgusting pig. Big boobs are okay. Try to add some depth to her face, she looks like a fat pancake. How about some real feet, too? Don't give me cartoony excuses. Don't come asking for or posting your pictures if you aren't going to actually take it because your weird fucking fetishes.
>>2288018Just waifu chrysalis like a sane person.
>>2288097I doubt it will, but if it does I hope it's not as awful as what they did with Derpy.
>>2288048> live forever through historyAll it takes is eight year old filly tooled, some cry?God that's dark.
>>2288129alplblwm plz go
>>2288126>tfw Yamino would find a reason to be offended by "Lyra."
>>2288129Equestria is a utopia, therefore nobody denies consent.
>>2288040Do it.
>>2288104Looks nice!
>>2288104>hating inkingi completely agree
>>2287202You have to believe in the circles. That's what I understand so far.
>>2288072We need meat for our iron intake.And before you say spinach you need to eat a FUCKLOAD of spinach to get any useful iron content out of them.Things have changed somewhat with the advent of mineral supplements but we didn't always fucking have those did we?Humans are omnivores because omnivores are adaptable as fuck, it's why we're as prolific as we are. Wherever we go we can eat everything.
>>2288104Thats alot of inking right there. It looks great.
>>2288104>>2288156A BLOO BLOO BLOO
>>2288087FiM world is so idealistic that none of the problems with dictatorships or monarchies spring up. Yes, Celestia really is that good that she will never be corrupted. The show is not about the philosophy of politcal power, so it's not something it is going to dwell on. It just is.
>>2288087The only difference between a utopia and a dystopia is your point of view.
>>2288129I'll back him up on thisI was 17 and had sex with my girlfriend who was on the other side of my state's age of consent lawIt was consensual and half of it wasn't bad, but it wasn't RRRRRAPE.
>>2288139SMALLER
>>2288171>Yes, Celestia really is that good that she will never be corruptedShe sure isn't very smart if the wedding episode is anything to go by.
>>2288108Okay.
Came home to an expanded oggchan folder. None were named clearly. Don't mind me.[1]
>>2288086>>2288145I'm just saying that rapes don't occur often in Equestria. Despite our joking. There probably hasn't been any wars, and it's been years since any murders.
>>2288169It's okay inking, I am still your friendYou're still difficult though
>>2288164>but we didn't always fucking have those did we?BUT NOW WE DO>cavalry developed as a way to quickly move troops and control land in battles and wars.>these days we could do the same thing with helicopters, tanks, and airplanes, but we didn't always have those.>SO I'M GOING TO CHARGE THAT TANK WITH A CAVALRY BECAUSE TRADITION
>>2288161Thats a great panka.
>>2288169Dude I love you, no kidding, it's the best thing I can do
>>2288161I use them, it's just that body proportions and hands destroy me every damn time. I'll have to spend some time just practicing bodies for a while.
>>2288127I don't know how this one still doesn't have a transparent background, as much as it gets posted.
>>2288169I've always love you
>>2288164>we need meat for our iron intakeMillions of vegetarians disagree with you. Soybeans contain plenty of iron, and it's not hard to get enough iron if you eat properly.
>>2288189Ooh! Ohh! Name it>Ross.png
>>2287813Pretty decent, actually.
>>2288161left side of head is BALD
>>2288164You have a very bizarre definition of "need."
Whoever requested this cap 2 threads ago, here you go.
And my progress so far, excluding the shading layers because they are awful right now.>>2288155>>2288168Thanks!>>2288156Come hug me bro>>2288168I'll fuck u up you wuss
>>2288214So is the Pinkie in the show, if you pay attention.
>>2288200Funny story, that worked the first time because the Tank brigade was still deathly afraid of cavalry units.Didn't go so hot the second time when they remembered they were inside a tank.
>>2288189next one.[1]
>>2288208
>>2288223Thanks.
>>2288189>[1]>>2288238>[1]What are you fags posting?
>>2288224>tfw mislinkedAAA SORRY ANON, that last comment was for the "Inking" anon, please don't hate me ;____;
>>2288215He's got a very bizarre understanding of biochemistry.I mean, I remember this misconception about iron being common like twenty, thirty years ago, but it was dated even then. This guy's pretty backwards.
>>2288224HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>2288139>sane people>being in love with pony sara kerrigan
>>2288250>not lurking the general 24/7
>>2288224Wow wow! Awesome work! Finish it!
>>2288253Wasn't spinach's 'huge' iron content due to a misplace decimal point? Or was that a different thing?
>>2288258>sane people>being in love with pony _______
>>2288152>IT SOUNDS LIKE LIE AND LYING IS MEAN!
>>2287490How have I been listening to this for the last thirty minutes
>Flootershai's face when this thread
>>2288250Google oggchan and/or look at the archive.Those [1] are clickable in releasing audio connected to the image.
You guys seeing GTTV right now??
Would you idiots debating vegetarianism vs. meat eating just kindly fuck off? Take that shit to any other board. This board is for ponies. Ponies. Ponies. Fan art of ponies. Feels of ponies. It's for everything but political debate.
>>2288278Naw that was definitely spinachLike a misprint on the nutrition label or something?
>>2288291I would fuck that horse.
>>2288283Because you're feeling a little peculiar.
>>2288299It was in the definitive Science Book of some kind, the one all the other books were copied from.
>>2287928http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/133802
>>2288295FEEELS OF PONIESIs the past tense FIELDS of ponies? Hyuk huk.
>>2288278Spinach has a huge amount of iron for vegetables.But yeah, that error was the source of myth like eighty years ago. It's where Popeye's spinach strength comes from.The misconception that you can't get iron on a veggie diet dates back to the beef industry dictating the food pyramid to the USDA.
>>2288111A bow with no arrowswith no throat, I still singthough neck, tail and head have Ia frog and four fifths of string
>>2288055>>2288055I AMNOT DONE YET
>>2288224Thats fucking adorable.>>2288301I just want to cuddle her.
>>2288295what about political debate about ponies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiRK81KF_xUOh my god JC
>>2288301Why would you want to fuck that slut?
dark ponetoo bad her wings arent pretty
>>2288301As would I, tenderly
>>2288320A violin.
>>2288291
>>2288283This pleases me.
>>2288323
>>2288326> our precious paperOf all the things, this is what makes me laugh uncontrollably.
[DoYouEvenDrop]
>>2288324Cuddling is definitely the best activity to do with pones.
>>2288330Because she's sexy.
>>2288295>implying Fluttershy isn't a dirtworshipping vegetarian
>>2288315>MEAT IS MURDER>BEEF INDUSTRY CONTROLS THE WORLDYeah, this argument is a farce.The other guy can keep arguing, but I'm out.I eat meat, I cook meat. I enjoy meat. I know where it comes from and what happens to it. And there isn't a damn thing you can do about it.
[1]you will never sex derpy
>>2288342Yes.I do hope you're not cheating.
>>2288326I liked the concept of those parodies, but the cartoons are far too "busy". There's too much crammed into a small panel. Compare it to a Kelly Cartoon. Which is also a parody. There's a lot more space and it's easier to follow everything.The Political Ponies are also just derivative of Kelly's cartoons, but whatever.
>>2288358Oh god, I recognize every song in that trainwreck
>>2288326>crying Twilight Every time
>>2288358>not letting Skream drop the bassIt's like you can't even into wubs.How far along are you on that chart?
>>2288366delicious meat...
>>2288366>strawmen everywhereYou are exceptionally dense.
>>2288352okay now i AM done , usually the cover is best part of the magazine.usually , not always.>Delicate and Sensitivethat's fluttershy , you dorks!>dream: make a dress for princess celestiaoh boy, to make her plot look even BIGGER
>>2288366> I am in an ivory meat tower and nothing can stop meOkayWellThat's your thingIt's true the USDA guidelines were formed with an eye to economic growth in agriculture and beef productionbut okay, your reality I guess can't deal with that.
>>2288370You fucker.
>>2288363Whores are not sexy
>>2288381I think the busyness adds to the humor.
>>2288379I had it at "bow with no arrows". Cmon son, step it up.
>>2288366It would be a farce if anybody really made that argument.The meat industry really did oversell their product. Would you expect any less?
>>2288405>kettlecallingpotblack
>>2288366I like how you didn't even respond the the argument. As you haven't this entire time.
>>2288393>delicate and SensitiveCan still be applied to her to some extent
>>2288379These are easy as fuck, man.
>>2288405Sluts aren't sexy too
>>2288363Sluts aren't sexy at all.
[1]
>>2288393Why is Rarity so cute?
>>2288415Are you implying Rarity is not a pure unsoiled maiden?
>>2288417It really sounds like I'm talking to Nathan here.Weird, backwards, incorrect ideas. Unable to admit error.
Still no Friend-Off post?
>>2288429I agree, but we're not talking about Dash at the moment.
>>2288443Thats exactly what I am saying.
>>2288431When did Spike turn into a Mexican girl?
>>2288444You don't need to eat meat. That is not incorrect.
>>2288443I like the idea of Rarity being "experienced."hnnng
>>2288393>her dream is to make a dress for princess CelestiaIt's a shame Celestia never wears anything.
>>2288431If sluts weren't sexy, they wouldn't be sluts
>>2288405>>2288429Sluts and whores do not fly
>>2288388I was listening to "Skream!" earlier, damn it was chill.dat Summer Dreams and Dutch Flowerz, a great album for jamming and chilling.
>>2288363Fluttershy is a very beautiful pony that I would tenderly make love to
>>2288449Leth's net access is dead. Until he's back up and running, it's postponed.
>>2288459Yet here's Nathan, arguing that meat needs to be eaten.
>>2288449LETH GONE, MORAL DOWN, SETH STILL A FAG, NO FRIEND OFF
>>2288467I would totally hug_ that pone.
>>2288463They do if you cum hard enough.
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND POST SOME CUTE PONIES.SHIPPING ALLOWED, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
>>2288449I hope leth isn't ded or something
>>2288456Who is the artist?It's a little rare to see collared art this good in MLPG.
>I fap to fantasies about fucking pastel colored cartoon ponies>and this are one of my biggest fantasies I mean I've been here a long time. Fuck since 2010. I broke almost a year ago. And I never had problems with this. It gets my dick hard and really there are worse things out there.But now I really stopped and thought about it a bit. And it started bothering me.But you know what bothered me the most?Not the fact that I'm fapping to goddamn cartoon ponies from a cartoon for little girls but the fact that those fantasies will never be real no matter what.What the fuck have I been doing with my life?
>>2288468This is turning out more fucked up than Dinofag's attempt
>>2288467I would just fluff her hair
>>2288456Well you would be wrong darling
>>2288459Just... just ignore him. He's worse at reading comp than sentenal.
>>2288478>RariDash..I think this is the first ship that's actually confused me.
>>2288456I'm not sure I appreciate you spreading lies about my waifu.
>>2288468So Skynet was brought down due to terrible infrastructure.But isn't Archive or knighty also helping?
>>2288189Did you happen to get that Daft Punk Around the World one that was posted in the /v/ thread? I fucked up the download and didn't realise until I was away from an internet connection.
>>2288461She wears that necklace thing and those hoof things and her crown.
>>2288480The artist is Verrrry I think.Good lucking finding him.
>>2288484I will run the next one. It will be a complete disaster. It's gonna be awesome.
>>2288443Man I'm a pretty huge Rarifag and she is my waifu but she being a virgin? Ha noI'm not saying she's a slut. I would never even think thatBut she has seen her fair share of stallionsPlus I love it even more if she has a lot of experience and is willing to teach you all her secrets.
Could whomever is capping Leth's HT Reports please post them?I would like to get the form right for today's Mystery Meat edition.
>>2288500Those hoof things are horseshoes
>>2288484At least this one had participants. Doesn't really matter if the stuff doesn't get released until a day or two later.
>>2288480From google button, its artist:verrrrryHere another collar.
>>2288479He got hit by a universal serial bus
>>2288500Oh gosh, Celestia naked is almost pornographic.How risque.
>>2288511Those are some fucked up horseshoes
>>2288515BUENO.
>>2288513Oh yeah All the entries in Dinofags attempt fitted in what two googledoc pages?
My form is beauteous to the ravish'd sight, My habit gay, my color gold or white; When ladies take the air, I without pride, A faithful partner am close by their side. I near their persons constantly remain, A favorite slave, bound with a golden chain; And though I can both speak and go alone, Yet are my motions to myself unknown.
>>2288499>Around the worldSorry, I'm stupid. It was harder, faster, stronger, not around the world.
>>2288505Applejack, Twilight and Fluttershy are the only ones most probable to be virgins, I would say>and then a bunch or ironic greentext stating that Twilight and FS are obviously dirty whores
>>2288523They're kinda like hipposandals.
>>2288492Oh really?Have another.
>>2288393>dream: make a dress for princess celestiaWe've known that since 2010 thanks to those short shitty meet the main cast comercials on the hub>princess Celestia is the most magical pony in the world
>>2288522She is a very pretty pony.
>>2288541>AJNah.
>>2288536Celestia.
>>2288541>AJ>not DashI agree with Twilight and FS tough
>>2288515Huh, somehow Rarity with a collar and a huge ass made it into the EQD drawfriend thing.
>>2288528Its good stuff. I also like it when they play along with it.
>>2288541Actually, of all the cast I'd pick Dash as maybe still being a virgin. I get the feeling she has something of a delayed adolescence going on.
>>2288502The problem with both Leth and Dinofag is they had to get their egos involved and want people to send them their entries.In the original friendoff, people just posted their works throughout the day whenever they got around to it, and that worked fine.
>>2288541Fluttershy fucks AngelApplejack fucks Big MacTwilight fucks Celestia
>>2288505They are all virgins.
>>2288567Yes, I do too.
>>2288564I agree with thoseStill I sometimes like to think that Twilight has gotten some dick since she came to ponyvile
>>2288510Or anyone, really?I'd like us not to fall behind.
>>2288324Anyone have these kinds of stuff saved in their folders?For a fee, I can turn them into real pillow covers.
>>2288588>implying
>>2288577Leth is doing some big collage, right?
>>2288598He's fucking up is what he's doing.
>>2288608He's being ded is what he's doing
>>2288588None of them are virgins.
>>2286291I very much enjoyed reading Fallout Equestria
Goddammit Leth get your ass home from your stupid job and get the important stuff done already
>>2288577I'm unsure what ego has to do with thisI kind of like the suspense
Any artfags around? I'd be interested in seeing a pony remake of this with AJ or Braeburn.
>>2288250[music]
how do i into waifu correctlyi don't think i can into loving things that can't reciprocate for more than a few weeks
>>2288608He can't control whether or not his internet connection is crap.
>>2288596If that's her "tell" it'd be hilarious to see play "never have I ever" with her."Never have I ever been assreamed while Braeburn beats off Big Mac in my face with a ballgag on."< SCRUNCH>... And everyone sits quietly. It's not certain if she's bluffing or not, and no one wants to push the matter.
>>2288567Who am I to say no
>>2288634>implying
Look at how much everyone loves Leth!He's gone for a little while and everyone cries about him disappearing.Well there's that, and he was supposed to do the friend off shit.Whatever.
All main 6 are canon virgins as they aren't married.Tough luck.
>>2288630that fucking gamewhy is it so hard
>>2288619Leth works from home. Over the phone and online tech support.
>>2288649Fuck off, Ross.
>>2288409>>2288425eight by eightfour arms of raja battle in mindfor warlord and shah
>>2288634Then maybe he should have planned better. A lot of people worked hard on this.
I like the idea of Rarity being a virgin not because of any lame idea of 'purity' but because I love the idea of her being inherently naive when the gloves come off.Rarity is a great foil for Pinkie Pie, who is outwardly very much a jubilant little girl, but inwardly has a dead calm, snarky and world-wise demeanor about her that speaks of some ingrained sense of maturity. Pinkie's joyfulness is her lifestyle, she consciously acts the way she does because she loves it.Rarity is the reverse. On the outside she's a proud, refined young lady with impeccable taste and class, but deep down she's a giggling little girl who squeals at the slightest provocation, and is so wrapped up in her little dreams that they blind her to many realities of the world. It's why they work so well together.am I thinking about this too much mlpg?
>>2288651Protip: No spaces and all lowercases.The tags are case sensitive unforturnately.
>>2288654It's not canon that ponies don't have sex outside of marriage.
>>2288654Faust was covering her ass. That'd be like seeing a girl on the street without a wedding band and proclaiming "Whelp, that girl isn't married, she's as pure as the undriven snow."All because they haven't said it explicitly doesn't mean it hasn't happened yet.
I heard Leth's internet was out.
>>2288558Naked Celestia is a miracle.
>>2288331the other dark pone has very pretty wings>we have no art of chrysalis' wings displaying thin film interference
>>2288656But earlier he said he was at a hotel
>>2288672That's what I'm getting too. I heard he's supposed to be back tomorrow.
>>2288664>am I thinking about this too much mlpg?>shippingYes.
>>2288672I heard Leth's life was out
>>2288664You aren't thinking about it enough.Please go on, those are my two favorite ponies.
>>2288663I'm sure he's trying his hardest.Besides, if people really wanted to, they could post their entries anyway, right?
>>2288674
>>2288664Yeah, I can see that, sure.
Why aren't you dancing?[WOOP]
>>2288661>getting called Ross
When's the drug abuse episode coming? Is it the Scootaloo episode?
>>2288695>Le yawn>Le stretch>>/reddit/
>>2288695>le>lelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelele
>>2288663he's actually selling our works to brones at bronecon
>>2288704what if they're the same episode
>>2288699UhBecause cold exposure therapy makes my back feel funny and I have no rhythm?
>>2288699Because I am too morbidly obese to leave my chair.
>>2288712>>2288713Every fucking time.
>>2288704Yes. It will be the very special episode about homelessness and how crack is whack.Scoots will sing a duet with her cardboard box about how much she both loves and hates heroin.
>>2288664I want them to have some kind of episode togetherMaybe they just have a silly adventure and there's no real moralAlso as long as I'm dreaming I'd like a Suzie Derkins
>>2288716>tfw leth is laughing at us on his private island he bought with all those brony bucks
>>2288712>>2288713le reddit face
>>2288704>drug episodeSure brony is here.
>>2288665One more try then. Fuck it if I fail.[workit] [harder] [makeit] [better] [doit] [faster] [makesus] [stronger][morethan] [ever] [hour] [after] [our] [workis] [never] [over]
>>2288737
>>2288699
>>2288594>>2288510Here, pulled a radomn old one out of the archive for you.
>>2288631>That musicSuper familliar. What is it?
>>2288736This was over a year of building our trust for this great heistTruly an evil mastermind
>>2288727I want this episode. I want it to be exactly like a drug awareness episode from a 90's black sitcom. Twilight can have an afro and everything.
>>2288746Thanks! Making sure it's saved properly, this time.
>>2288746High five that one's a bitch to get right.
>>2288664No.I like you and your opinions.
>>2288736If Moot fled to Mootxico, where would Leth go?
>>2288759>not wanting it to be a shot-for-shot remake of that Saved By The Bell episode in which that one bitch got addicted to caffeine pills
>>2288755Twilight's stage theme in Fighting is Magic.
>the instant I go to bed Leth's internet will unfuck itself and I'll miss the friend-off
>>2288780[iGotThis]
>>2288775Lethuania?
>>2288746I can't click fast enough to get them on the beat!
>>2288778I remember that. Talk about weak tea.
>>2288791...Is that an actual thing?
>>2288789>Twilight's stage theme in Fighting is Magic.I could have sworn it was from F-zero GX.
>>2288793perfect
>>2288792What song is that? I don't have the extension?
mlpg i think you are pretty
>>2288791... This is real?
>>2288409>>2288425I hope this one's a little better.>>2288662
>>2288818You are pretty gay
>>2288813Low Rider by War
I'm too lazy to download the script for the music.
>>2288791There better be more of that.
>>2288792
>>2288829>not having chrome
>>2288829Hnnnnnnnnnnng!Lyra and Bon bon right?
>>2288841>having chrome
>>2288829Oh my god that gif is adorable.Oh and the script is really easy, you should get it.
>>2288850>Living in murrika.
>>2288851Where script isWhat doWhere get
>>2288829That is just cute as hell.
>>2288792>>2288838
>>2288791Please be real.
>>2288753ThanksHere we go, MLPG Hamburger Time Journal Day 40 Mystery Meat editionMorale: ModerateHorsefucking levels: oddly lowFlavor of the day: gender rolesPost count for 5/31/2012: Fuck if I know, I don't have the script.Not much happened today, outside of MS stopping by and rampant shitposting. Friend-off has been delayed yet again as Leth suffers connectivity issues, and the mob is growing impatient.Had a bit of fun with riddles near the end of the day.
>>2288861Take a look at: >>2288631
Give me a waifu scenario involving Pinkie.
>>2288881Leth...
>>2288878But I thought the flavor of the day was butts
>You will never be a rad dude with a rockin pony wife.
>>2288861>>2288631>>2288310
>>2288881>You're a lonely white male in suburban America>Pinkie Pie is your waifu
>>2288867
>>2288881okay sothere's pinkieandshe kisses you on the noseandyou go into immediate cardiac arrest because of the contact poison
>>2288892oh shit, dun goofed
>tfw June
>>2288894We need more of those.
>>2288811Can't tell, that's the only piece I recognized and I have never played F-Zero GX.
>>2288908I fucking hate summer.Not because of what happens to 4chan during the time, but because I just fucking hate summer.
>>2288894It's butts spiced with gender roles. There's always an undertaste of butt in any conversation we have.
>>2288881Pinkie Pie is starting a cheerleading team and wants to model uniform designs for you.
>>2288929It's really just too warmbut what happens to 4chin is also bothering me
>>2288792>you will never help work on cars/restore cliche El Caminos or Chevelles with your favorite pone while feeling like a filthy beaner
>>2288881Going back to the Rock Farm to meet her family.
>>2288713>>2288712
>>2288900What if...You were a lonely white male in suburban America...And Pinkie was REALLY your wife?Like, she hopped dimensions just to find you and now you live together in our world and love each other.I would protect her from the evil government men who want to cut her up and harness her powers for warfare. It would be like a riveting 13-episode anime series.
>>2288900>You are a lonely white male in saharan africa>Pinkie Pie is your wife>To the east there is a lion den. To the west, rhino....nose-icorns. To the north, lots of grass. To the south, crazy black men.>Shenanigans
>>2288946I love rain, the cold, and cloudy days. People always say that they feel down when the sky isn't clear and it's cold, but that's when I'm happiest.And my birthday is dead in the middle of July, the hottest day of the year.
>>2288964Picture is now 20% cooler
>>2288971>You have two cows>Pinkie Pie is your waifu
>>2288964PERFECTSO PERFECT
>>2288966Then you learn the reason you've never has sex with Pinkie is because you were magically castrated by Celestia
>>2288966>and harness her powers for warfareu wot m8
>>2288971Reform Rhodesia.Acquire FAL.Profit.
>>2288536A purse
>>2288966And the supreme overbeing of your universe is watching it in VLC.
>>2288977I love storms and cloudy days and such, but it's because at the risk of sounding melodramatic, it's like the sky is in synch with my usual mood.
>>2288971>you are eaten by a grue
>>2288971
>>2288956>"So, Pinkamena. This boy you've taken a shine to. What is he?">"Um... He's a human, father. He's the only one in Equestria.">".... Why do you allow one of Discord's abominations into our home, you wicked child?"
>>2288977Are you me? If your birthday would be in june, I would have no doubt that you're me
>>2288995>VLCI want a new god.
>>2288985SO I break off her horn, ground the tip down a bit, then use it as a strapon.
>>2288949I know that feel, and I carry the oil inside of me as proof. It's a 1968 Chevy Camaro. When my dad finally got the engine back, he turned it on and knocked down all our plates in the kitchen cabinets.ALSO,anyone else still working on their friendoff entry?
>>2289002someone put this in the VN we're making
>>2289009>hornGrrrrrgrrrrrrrrrrr
>>2288998Also, the gentle boom of thunder in the distance and the lull of hard rain is so peaceful.I use rainymood a lot.
>>2288985Fuck that manga.
>>2289002my sidesFUND IT
>>2288971My Life In KenyaI am alone with my waifu.But my waifu is not alone with me.
>>2289002Would you deliberately cause a bit of trouble just to make the more superstitious ponies think you were a creation of Discord?
>>2288986Her reality-bending powers. The evil government men would want to capture her and torture her and harness these powers to gain superiority over their enemies.
>>2288971>you are a crazy black man in saharan africa>every day some nutty cracker comes to your village for water, holding on to a strange pink animal toy from america>he talks to it constantly and calls it "pinkie">know that he is a faggot brony who can not hide his powerlevel>attend the secretive cross-tribal MLP ogoogeneralbooga later that night
>>2288822...I don't know.
NEW HORSE WHERE
>>2289031>implying music
>>2289022grrr?
>>2289031Don't rain on his parade. I like it too.
>>2289034I would torture a Pinkie sexually.
>>2289017>VN we're makingWhat?
>>2289036my sides
>>2289030Well, I believe Amish are strict pacifists, although I could be wrong.I might fuck with them a bit.
>>2289036>you are a crazy black man in the secretive MLPG meeting>some guy from another tribe calls rarity a slut>AK47 fire ensues>he falls dead and bleeds all over a table>you just cleaned that table
>>228902420 years of the perfect waifu.Gone, like that.You want to know the worst part?It was a plot point a decade ago.
>>2289014Dunno. I'm finished, for what little that's worth.So far my writing has gotten nothing but positive reviews since it went up, despite only being just over 2000 words. Feels nice.
>>2289072You would be correct.>tfw Pinkie's parents and sisters Shun you.
HORSE>>2289084
>>2289074STOP IT YOU'RE KILLING MY SIDES
>>2289082>>2289082>>2289082>>2289082
I just realized there are at least three animes about men trying to hide powerful girl-creatures from evil government men.
what the FUCK just happenedthere were these two cats okaythey were fucking HOWLING right outside my windowlike, MEEEOUOOOROOOUOUUOURand they KEPT DOING ITso I went ou the doorAND THEY KEPT DOING ITso i started at them and couldnt see through the weedsthen a heads sticks out and they fucking book itwere they fuckingTHEYRE AT IT AGAIN GODDAMNIT
>>2288792I can stare and listen to this for hours straight and not get bored
>>2289130>MLPG = My Personal blog
>>2289130lol 2cat
>>22891308/10 because you didn't know what they were doing in the first placeyou hear cats howling outside, theyre probly having cat sex
>>2289130Yes, anon, they were sexing. That's how kittens get made. Circle of life and all that.
god damniti went back outand they were standing in front of a car like two retardsjust growling like that at eachotheri swear to god it sounded like that faggot OOOOH LONG JOOONSOOON catfuck
>>2289236>oh long johnsonOh man, it's been so long since I heard that.That fucker still makes me laugh
Hopping over from the previous dead thread.>>2288890 >>2288909 >>2288952"Here, I'll walk you over to the restroom if you're not feeling 100%." You gently tap Bonbon on the whithers and try to innuendo her along with a nod towards the stage. She gets the message, and takes her time walking to the restroom. "Not looking forward to dealing with him?""No, he's a total slimeball. I need to get out of here.""Don't let one pegasus ruin your day. I thought we were off to a good start for the trip!" You stop her just before she enters. "What did he do to you, Bonbon?""I was a silly filly back then. I had just left home, became a roadie, and..." She turns around, every muscle in her face tense with anger and regret. "I didn't give him my virginity. He >took it."With that, she locks herself into the stall. You suspect it'll be for quite a while. At least salads don't get cold.You return to the table to sit with Lyra, who's still entranced by the music. "Wow, it's almost like this song was written for her. You hear the Fancy lyrics? C'est bonne~"You should probably snap Lyra out of her reverie now that you have a moment alone with her.
>>2288664This matches up with the Rarity and Pinkie types I know.
>>2289392Tell Lyra that if the singer comes over her she should give him a cold shoulder. If she asks why tell her that Bonbon will have to be the one to say why. Should we tell her that Bonbon needs her right now instead?pls respond
>>2289430Yeah, where'd everybody go?
>>2289523I think they just don't respond if someone else posts an action they like.
>>2289430Yeah, we should probably inform Lyra about the dude.Maybe ask Bonbon first?>>2289523I was unaware we were questing until I saw it move in to this dead horse.
>>2289574If Bonbon hasn't told Lyra then we sure should not be the one to do that. We don't have time to ask Bonbon.
>>2289574Welcome!>>2289430"Hey, Lyra?" She isn't listening. You gently stroke her spine with your fingertips, and she lets out a very excited gasp, whipping around to face you."Not in public!""Sorry, I just... needed you to stop geeking out for a second. Look, that singer, when he comes over, just give him the cold shoulder til Bonbon gets back.""You guys are acting weird, what's this all about?""You'll just have to find out from Bonbon. You trust her, right?""Of course I do, this is just so sudden." Lyra rests her hooves on the table and goes back to enjoying the music, but in a far more reserved manner.Listening a little closer to the lyrics now, you can hear so much of the singer/songwriter's ego dripping off of it, lamenting a "good filly" who got scared and ran off because she couldn't handle the full glory of his love. Bonbon said she was a roadie, but this story paints her as a groupie.The host wraps up the set, naming the band and eliciting a round of gentle applause from the crowd. The pegasus lets his bandmates and roadies take care of packing away their equipment; he flies right over the tables and lands quite deftly opposite you and Lyra."You two enjoy that? I know I did." The winged singer takes a look around. "Where'd your girlfriend run off to?""Mmnmn." Lyra shrugs and sips on her drink."I don't think I caught your names." He looks at you and Lyra, and you try not to give him the evil eye as you think of your next move.
>>2289810Ask him how he knows Bonbon.
>>2289810Should we just go ahead and lay him out cold?I have a feeling we don't know the *whole* story, but I think this might at the very least give bonbon some closure if she were to walk back in to see us being dragged off be security and that guy laying in a heap, thereby furthering us along to BEST ENDING
>>2289810We should totes try flirting with him. Hopefully that'll be enough to drive him off.
>>2289867I've done that before.... I don't know how but it fucking backfired.
>>2289854Let's not get ourselves arrested.
>>2289878Did you end up getting with him?
>>2289878...continue?That and, yeah, I wouldn't suggest flirting with a guy who probably fucks anything that moves anyways.
>>2289867 >>2289854 >>2289852Okay, I'll try combining these... somehow.
>>2290005I still say go for it anyways.Even if it does backfire on us it'll still take the heat off of Bonbon and probably get us in decent standings with her.
>>2290041Please no flirting.
>>2290005is his name jack harkness?Sorry just got here what up gamboys
>>2290041Don't use the decking one.We should try and abstain from violence.If the dude's as much a scumbag as Bonbon says he is, we upset him he might take it out on Lyra or Bonbon.
>>2289867 >>2289854 >>2289852"This is Lyra. But if you want to know what to scream later, I'm Anon.""Hahaha, oh wow." The singer looks genuinely put off by this, but starts laughing out loud, yelling to everyone else in the car. "HEY, EVERYPONY GET A LOAD OF THIS HORSEFUCKER!"At this, the crowd looks clearly upset. Some curious glances turn into venomous glares, all directed at you. Yeah, about that taboo."HORSEFUCKER HORSEFUCKER HORSEFUCKER HORSEFUCKER" He jumps up onto the table, pointing at you and making obscene gestures with his wings."Hey, featherbrain.""What?""Get off the table." You stand and flip the table up from under him, and he falls backwards onto the floor."Are you crazy? I'm not drunk enough for this!" Lyra pulls her instrument away before it gets damaged amidst the upheaved furniture."Dude, what has gotten into you?" The singer looks up as you sit on his chest, feet planted squarely on his splayed wings."How do you know Bonbon?" Your hands grab him by the fashionable leather collar around his neck. "What did you do to her?"[cont'd]
>>2290205Oh fuck damnit you guys.
>>2290205>>2290222There were two of us saying no violence.
>>2290241This one seems fucked.Even -I- said we should probably hold back on decking him until we know EXACTLY how it went down, and I MADE THE POST.
>>2290205>"HEY, EVERYPONY GET A LOAD OF THIS HORSEFUCKER!"Bwahahaha.But yeah. Hate to say it, but this one looks a little fucked. Do you still want us to play on it or do you wanna try and do a rewrite?
>>2290222 >>2290241 >>2290309Sorry!We won't roll for combat, I can promise that much.
What is happening with the quest?
Whoa, I just got barrel rolled by internal server errors.Update shortly.
>>2290205"Were you even listening to the song?" He chuckles."You said some very disrespectul things about her.""Well, she wasn't a very respectful filly, was she?""That song really was about Bonbon?! Oh, sun, it's you. You're the..." Lyra cuts in just as a pair of security ponies converge on the floor. You look up to see an ominous glow coming off her horn, anger lighting up her golden irises. "You're knackered."You snatch her lyre away from her. "Allow me." You clonk him aside the head with the gilded edge of the thing. Hopefully you didn't dent it, but that was enough to put him out for a little bit.For your valor, a unicorn security guard pulls you back to your room with restraining bands of magic. As you leave, you see Lyra rush to the restroom, from where Bonbon is surveying the scene. You try to wink your eye at her when she sees you being dragged off.A magic rune has been cast over your head, preventing you from passing through a ward on your room door, effective until you reach Canterlot tomorrow morning. Before you can brood for long, Bonbon and Lyra come rushing in to thank you (and deliver your salad)."I'm sorry, this has probably ruined the whole ride.""No, it's fine, really. I mean, I wasn't even sure I'd be comfortable being on the same train as him. I was ready to just crawl into bed and not come out til we got to Canterlot." Bonbon flops onto her bunk, letting out a sigh of relief. "Although, by the looks of it, you could use the company.""Eh, seen one train, seen 'em all." Lyra waves her hoof and joins Bonbon on the bunk. "Musicians are a fickle lot, anyways. I should know, I'm one of them.""So, what are we gonna do now that we can't show our faces in public?" Bonbon laughs.
>>2290527Anyone have a deck of cards?
>>2290527Let's sing songs.
>>2290555Three of a kind!After Lyra retrieves a deck of cards from the gift shop, the three of you sit down for a friendly game of Texas hold 'em.Strip poker, or wager something else?
>>2290711As fun as strip poker would be, this probably isn't the right time to even joke about that. We should play a friendly, no wagers game.
>>2290711>strip poker>only one of us wears clothesUh....
>>2290783Aspirant actually made that work, but like I said this isn't the time what with Bonbon's rapist on board the train.
Does anyone else think that it is going to be impossible to get with Bonbon? That stallion turned her off of men and our betrayal of her trust is only going to make it worse.
Preferring to unwind, you settle on a friendly no-wager game to pass the time, sharing conversation while you play. You and Lyra get the full story from Bonbon about how she had fallen in with the traveling band. Being young and impressionable, she was easily taken advantage of, and she always blamed herself for what happened. The two of you comfort her as best you can, and Lyra jokingly makes you promise not to break any hearts yourself, under pain of trampling."Actually, if I figured out how to undo the ward, you could go give that guy another whooping." Lyra gets a devious smile."I'd like to not have to walk to Canterlot, thanks." You laugh.Bonbon still looks shaken up, but is far more comfortable being around two individuals who clearly care for her. As the three of you exchange embarrassing stories and poker hands into the night (and order room service for dinner), you get a clearer sense of Lyra and Bonbon's relationship with each other: they're both free spirits in their own way, but Bonbon endured hardships for her hedonism, and now she feels responsible for preserving Lyra's spirit and keeping her from making any terrible mistakes. You wonder what kind of life Lyra led that has left her less scarred.[cont'd]
Later, after cleaning up for bed, you see the two of them in their bunk: Bonbon has her reading glasses on to enjoy a novel, Lyra beside her with a portable gaming device. Occasionally one will look in on what the other is doing.Do you open your mouth to say/ask anything other than "Good night"?
>>2291138Say goodnight, then tell Bonbon we always be there if she ever needs to talk about anything.
>>2291178*we will alwaysThat's what friends are for, right?
"Bonbon, " you say as you take a step on the ladder, "I'm here if you need to talk about anything, alright?"She takes the time to take her frames off and fold them up before looking up at you to smile and say, "Thanks.""That's what friends are for. Good night."It's really a striking sight, seeing her so unguarded. Tonight you discovered that her mane isn't normally so curly; in its natural state, it's actually wavy and unruly.You settle in for sleep, and before long you're having an odd dream. What's it about?
>>2291402Dreams are typically the realm of the GM, you tell us.
>>2291422I'd like a prompt in this case. If you choose to dream about something relevant to the story, I can bury some hint or clue pertaining to that thing.
>>2291539Or you can reward yourself with silliness and/or fantasy.
>>2291539>>2291554Let's dream about us and Lyra revealing our secret to Bonbon.
>>2291580>Let's dream about us and Lyra revealing our secret to Bonbon.In the shifting images of your subconscious, you can pick out a million different faces for Bonbon arranged on several axes measuring her emotions. Whichever direction you go, there is only an uneasy gravity pulling you ever downward, clenching itself around your soul. You have hurt her.You are falling through the void, holding on to Lyra and Bonbon by their hooves. Their lack of fingers betrays them, and Bonbon slips away easily. You desperately grab for Lyra, but she is distracted by a fiery comet that erupts from her chest. It falls downward, and she swims after it, leaving you behind.As you dive, the astral sea around you parts, opposing currents pulling you further and further away from Lyra and the light. Surrounding her and the formless baby is a torrent of galloping silhouettes, whereas there are millions of shadowy hands grabbing at you. Your ribcage comes apart as you feel your heart leave you, tethered to Lyra and your unborn child. An entire life unlived goes by without you as you return to drifting.You find yourself back on Earth, in a Chinese restaurant. The patrons around you, both human and pony, look at you with disgust. You are holding a fortune cookie and crack it open:>Where you belong is where you shouldn't beWhen you wake up, it is some sun-forsaken wee hour of the morning, long before the dawn is to come (and it being winter, that's still a while yet). To help get back to sleep, you listen to Lyra snoring.[END]
I'm saving Canterlot proper for next week. This session went a lot better than planned.
>>2291871I was afraid of this. Good session.
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>>2291930Is getting a good end as hard as that dream makes it look?
>>2291963I seriously hope not.
>>2291990Alright, good.
