THE FRIEND OFF IS FINALLY HERE!Info incoming, so stay tuned!
I can't believe it's the new horse!
>>2279339>jumping ropeJust kill yourself
pone
WHERE ARE THE FRIEND OFF RESULTSYOU SAID THERE WOULD BE FRIEND OFF RESULTS
FRIENDOFF IS HERE?UNPISSABLE
THIS THREAD IS GOING TO BE PERFECT[1]
>>2279339Would you ride pink pone?
>>2278630>>2278630>>2278630I would ride a pony, /co/.
Dancing mode
ive sat through 5 generals in a row today2rape4me
>rape
[themesong] for this thread.
You know what this thread should be?A shipping thread!
HAHA TIME FOR FRIEND-OFF
So... are butts over now?
>>2279368>UNPISSABLE
>>2279375hahaha
>>2279370speaking of that has eurobeat made any progresslast I cheked we're still at version 4
I'm sorry for causing the discussion in the last thread.Ponies?
>>2279356i like horses on clouds
>>2279373Non sexually.>>227937510/10
>>2279356>Dash wearing a baggy shirt>that feel when you will never wake up to see Dash walking out of your bathroom wearing one of your shirts and a towel around her mane>that feel when you'll never make her late for work
What if your favorite pony was a juggalo?Would you still love her?
>>2279375You were that guy!Fuck you, man!I JUST WANTED ONE TURN
>>2279375I don't know, I'm a pretty tall heavy guy
>>2279382Best unorthodox ship.It makes so much sense.
>>2279382pls no
>>2279375How much would Hobo pony charge for a ride?I want to see a pony job
>>2279401no
>>2279382>gay shipping
DAMMIT LETH, FIX YOUR SERVERS.
sexy silly pony
>>2279413DONT WORRY/сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY
>>2279382
>>2279412>pedo shipping
>>2279401no, even I have limits
>>2279417Why wouldn't you full retard derpy? look at her, she obviously wants it.
>>2279377Do you consider that a lot?
>>2279407
>>2279405>tfw a pony would probably weigh more than you do because you're so tiny.
>>2279401>filenameI think im laughing because people still take this kid seriously and he's wearing BEATZ
>>2279373>>2279375Yes
>>2279412>gay shipping
>>2279382Fine, I think FedEx is best logistics company
evens: sleepodds: sleepdubs: check them
>>2279432I would, but if she wanted to stop, I would__
>THE FRIENDOFF IS ACTUALLY HERE
>>2279448
>>2279448>gay shipping
>>2279373miLes pls remove sketch layer
>>2279401Fuck no
>>2279399>that feel when you'll never make her late for workTwilight knows that feel.Oh does she know it...
Is it too late for me to enter the friend-off yet?
>>2279444Whats the fucking point?
>>2279436I agree pretty weakI'll usually even leave the general open before I go to sleep and just catch up the morning after. Can't miss another discussion about butts.
>>2279469>homosex shipping
>>2279469GGmore twilight hips please
Alright, the search party is moving on to the old part of the lab. We're going to be out of communications range for a while. If we aren't back with Leth in an hour, keep waiting.
>WAITING FOR THE FRIENDOFF
>>2279473TAW pls go
>>2279473>Rainbow Dash isn't taking the hint that no one wants her there
>>2279439But pony is little! Says so in the title.
>>2279450Fuck you, my parents work for the USPS, dick
>>2279420
what the fuck is the Friendoff?
>>2279481BondageHorseplay Forced ExhibitionSpreadersDouble PenWhat ISNT the point?
>>2279503get back to work
>>2279488>butt buddy shipping
>>2279410If she had a job she wouldn't be a Hobo.And then she'd have an existential crisis.And that would be no fun!>>2279479NEVER TOO LA yes it is.Do it anyway.
>>2279444
>>2279502>USPShah your parents work for a failing mail service
>>2279502Tell your parents to quit breaking my glass shit.
>tfw asleep when the friend-off finally happens
>>2279502>USPS
Leth...
>>2279437>>2279407Anymore? I swear I saw a humanized pic of this.
>>2279493With all this mention of it, it feels it might end up being a letdown due to very high expectations.
>>2279432B-but...what if she doesn't know what it is she's wanting?
>>2279514...Draw what happened after.
[1]
>>2279517It's Haiku
>>2279470but everything looks cool and complex and important if you leave the sketch layer on ;_;
Why does male gay shipping get such a bad rap in this fandom? Come on, guys. Let's enjoy it together.
>>2279514>Coltcuddler shipping
>>2279508>forced>implying knowing that everybody around can watch and see her doesn't make the knowledge her concentration is slipping away under wave after wave of pounding pleasure all the sweeter
>>2279544miLes I'd ride you sexually with my willy
>>2279490>That episode aired almost 15 years ago
>>2279544Is this a new style?
>>2279516>yes it isIf we can't be friends, we'll just have to be enemies.Mark my words, MLPG.YOU'LL RUE THIS DAY
>>2279544But I can't color it with the sketch layer on ;_;Also if you have time, draw Apple pony and Apple Filly doing sister stuff
>>2279514its a good thing rover is giver her that alka seltzer, she might have gotten a tummy ache
>HE'S NOT IN THE FRIENDOFF
>>2279432I would cuddle her very enthusiastically but I wouldn't take advantage of her.
>>2279541Gesundheit
>>2279546Don't worry, I don't discriminate, I hate all shipping equally
So we probably all know about coupon blitz artscow have going on at the moment, particularly regarding custom mousepads. In case you're not on the up and up:Free mousepad (shipping costs still apply)- GIVEITEMSFree international shipping - PLYCARD11Free shipping over $15 - FREESHIP15Three eligible items for $10 - 3FORTEN
>>2279546>Why does male gay shipping get such a bad rap in this fandom?Are you fucking kidding me?Are we even on the same planet here because it seems like gay shipping is the norm>>2279548>stallionfriend shipping
>>2279496>implying that was meTwilight schedules that shit too well for Dash to be late
>>2279548
>Still haven't submitted my ~thing~It's like I'm really back in high school and just never could do anything after a certain amount of time has passed
>>2279514>dog night 1.gif>1
>>2279546Because the new fandom is mostly males who are more interested in lesbians.
>>2279514>tfw there will never be any gay diamond dog shipping
>>2279574How was that thing me and sparkler did yesterday?
>>2279517>>2279541Why do I like his art so much?I know what it is from the thumbnail and I know that even though it's shit I'd boner over it.
>>2279546I'd draw hella gay but so far all the male characters have been really bland and uninteresting for me...Granted I'm still 12 episodes behind, maybe there's still hope.
>>2279558Make something anyway. Don't be lazy.
>>2279572I think he means gay as in gay not lesbian
>>2279574But not if Dash was the one who initiated it!dat grooming
>>2279592You draw something?
>>2279570Oh neat, thanks. I got a few last time they did this.
>>2279587Nope
>>2279526pretty sure he just doesn't have internet where he isdon't be sad
>tfw I'm playing the Max Anarchy demo instead of trying to actually drawFuck me. This game is just too good.
Hey guys, I miss anything?
>>2279599Yes!Last minute, but yes!
>>2279586Because that concept is nearly as hot as carousel ponies
Stram? Stram.Observe me attempt to improve pony art, but badly. Requests?
>>2279407Trip back on nathan.
>>2279570>chinese sweatshop workers having to package pony mousepads
>>2279587It's a real shame that you're going to be disappointed.
>>2279578It's like you NEED that extra time, right?
>>2279585I've actually been really busy today so haven't had a chance to read through, but it looks like you guys were having fun and that's what matters
>>2279570as we speak I'm using a custom mousepad I got from them for free
>>2279613Nothing at all.
>>2279592I'm not lazy. I just don't know what to draw.I don't know fanfiction, and - sorry writefags - I'd rather get on with my request queue than dig into the EqD star system.
>>2279613Friendoff soonSB is gonna miss it ;_;
>>2279556I hope not. Just screwing around with new drawan program.
>>2279226> research> lesbianismOh, how the twain shall meet.> 'experimentation' joke goes here.
>>2279623dash and pinkie flying kites
>>2279623wonderbolts cuddlefest
>>2279546M/f is much worse
>>2279572>Pie
>>2279612Stop enjoying games and draw more instead
>>2279432I would that fucking retarded pony so hard.I would feel bad after and hope to have a real relationship with her, but I would fuck the shit out of her first.Why haven't dicks been shopped into this yet?
>>2279635Good, good.
>>2279613Rose is dead.Dead good at art!
>>2279597Well, the best laid plans of mice and mare...
>>2279603Darn.
>>2279623>that feel when forced to change the resolution of Lyra Closeup Krabb's A Fag.jpg because you post it nearly as often as meYes, stream
>>2279631That explains a lot.>>2279570Can I get that in yurop for free?
>>2279634How do you know it's soon, Leth isn't even around
>>2279572Well, lesbian shipping is the norm, but male x male shipping is still second-tierBraeburn seems to break the model somehow
>>2279608>not having access to internetbut that is a terrible fate and makes me sad
>>2279644But i can't! I haven't had fun with videogames in months!
>>2279587Fancy Pants is p. cool, same for Pony Joe, and Big Mac gets a few decent parts here and there, but that's about it.I actually liked Shining Armor, but most people seem to have a hateboner for him so I'm just gonna avoid mentioning him.
>>2279654>>2279339does ANYONE even read the op?
>>2279660All the faggotry he will miss!
>>2279651>that feel when I am sorry and stuffStram.
>>2279614Will you draw hobo pony again soon?If only I could find her on the streets, take her to my home, give her a bath, wash off her cute little body, dry her with a towel, brush her mane, wash her teeth, then give her a big and tasty supper, and invite her to cuddle and sleep with me on my bed, to show her what life really is, and to tell her that she no longer needs to be on the streets as long as she is with me...I would be so happy with my life...Please draw her more.
>>2279670oh yea, sure. Seems totally legit
>>2279634It's fine, I sent that guy a preview, he did the same for me.
>>2279670I'm allergic to OP text
>>2279642>pudding
>>2279645But that would be weird.Wouldn't it?
The guy who is doing the asklyraplush blog is streaming:http://www.livestream.com/thelunararmy
>>2279695Cute~
>>2279660..yeah that's true actually
>>2279623Fluttershy in a bunny pile
>>2279696>that ship>that fucking ship
>>2279681it totally is>>2279684yeah but i think he was looking forward to other peoples reactions
>>2279695Why you are so gay GG?
>>2279696No
>>2279697he ded anon, he ded
>>2279695My every heart burst.God, that's four this week. Curse you, MLPG.
>>2279668I liked him too
>>2279720modern art... still too high for me
>>2279695There's a lot of empty space between them don't you think?
>>2279697He's still in our hearts
>>2279709>tfw you would seriously watch Dr Who but with ponies and Derpy as the side-kickI'm sorry...
Give me a scene from a fanfiction and I'll draw to draw it before Leth arrives.
>>2279570>large mousepad>9.25" x 7.75">largeI NEED BIGGER
>>2279729>There's a lot of empty space between them don't you think?you know who else thinks so
>>2279736Dr Who is bad enough as is.Crossovers never work.
>>2279633Not even a little sketch?I'm sure there's a nice short fan fiction that deserves some art.>>2279680Well my good buddy did suggest something with her a few weeks ago. It's not exactly ask tumblr material, but it's Hobo pone.
>>2279695>Caramac
>>2279652I think only shipping or the products are free, not both at the same time
>>2279744I knew it.
>>2279744Twilight doll?So she's their adopted pet?
>>2279736I hate Doctor Who (mostly). I really hate Derpy.Combining the two, my hatred could fuel a star.
>>2279744hehehe
>>2279740Just silkscreen something onto a yoga mat already.
>>2279756>petCartoonlion plz go
>>2279757>I really hate Derpy.I, what?
Don't want nolightsabreDon't want nopooltableI want my birthday ponyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpfyNASx13A
>>2279757>I really hate DerpyYou are worse than Batista
>>2279753Okay.
>>2279757>hate>Derpyholy shit how is that even humanly possible?
>>2279738>draw to drawTRY TO DRAWFrig.I haven't been drinking, honest.
>>2279757>I really hate Derpy.It's like you want to cause ruckus here.
>>2279746As long as it is Hobopony and non sexual I'm interested!Or maybe you could draw me-um- I mean generic anon, taking Hobopony off the streets and giving her a good life.And generic anon is not a fat neckbeard, I have faith that the others here look just as fit and handsome as me
>>2279696>"Hee, I like when you rub my belly anon.">Derpy's mane is fluffy from rubbing against the pillows, having cuddled in bed with you for about an hour now>You suddenly catch her soft nipple with the tip of your finger by mistake, making her take in a sharp breath>"Wuh-well that was new.">Her mouth drops open as you start to gently rub tiny circles around her teats, gently tugging on her soft pink nub and unleashing a soft shuddering moan from the simple-minded mare>"I don't- what is this?">She looks at you and you reassuringly smile, giving her a soft kiss on the nose as you keep rubbing at her belly and teats
>>2279779
>>2279779We need a image series where a ponies is coated with a extra quick hardening clear paint, slows down until she is completely motionless (but still conscious) and then made into a figure for a carousel
>>2279779this would probably give me a boner were she not being impaled by that pole.
>>2279787Holy shit I wanted a gif version of that ever since I saw that video, I even asked Smile, thanks so much!
>>2279791Go on...
>>2279791...Go on...
>>2279757mcfucking end yourself
>>2279791>wuhYou know, I read that in the doctor's fanon voice. I don't even watch any of that shit, oh god only the dead...
>>2279769>>2279781>>2279783>>2279787>it beginsNot everyone likes Derpy you know.Fuck you all and your retard pegasus.
warningincoming friendoff
>>2279791Aspirant we should do a Derpyquest.
>>2279827>incoming friend offGOD DAMMIT I WANT TO SLEEP
>>2279811That's why it gives me a boner.
>>2279757
>>2279791Stop it. My boner for mentally handicapped girls is too big for this one
>>2279827WHEN?! WHEN?!
>>2279757>hating this adorable grey creaturei bet you murder puppies for fun.
>>2279791... Go on ...
>>2279837I wanted to do a 'You are now Derpy, find your muffin' quest.But people lost interest in it.
I think you guys are starting to get too fetishy for me
>>2279846Never.
>>2279839I should have never posted these in the General.
>>2279826>Not everyone likes Derpy you know.I know, and none of them belong here.
>>2279838Sleep is for the weak!Which is why I slept in until 2pm today.I wish I was dead.
>>2279791
http://askcristails.tumblr.comjust gonna leave this here
>>2279826Terrible taste in ponies general?
>>2279634Nah man I totally made it.
>>2279862...wat.
>>2279827DONT TOY WITH ME
>>2279866shut up fagot it was awesome
>>2279862the fuck is this
>>2279826Oh look, I didn't know golems are allowed to post on the internet
Incoming friendoff, gay shipping, and even that Flim/Twilight ship?Sweet thread.
>>2279874I noticed!Nice sketches too!
>>2279866You totally did not see this coming?
>>2279839i diddnt mind that one anons post about them being 2 separate poles that only superficially spear the pone, but even that is a bit much for me. Should be like 2 half's of a saddle pinching her in place or something.
>>2279862> Twilight's horn returns> for days she just can't quite place that smell> it's radiating from her horn> It's tears, failure, and longing.> It's gone as soon as she goes on to her next spa appointment with Rarity, none the wiser.
>>2279769>>2279781>>2279783>>2279787>>2279817>>2279842>>2279847Derpy is bullshit fanserviceIt would have been okay if they had her with derped eyes in the background every couple episodesBut noThey had to give her a name and a speaking roleAlso every single piece of fanon about her is fucking awful
>>2279880damn, I would have never guessed that one of my posts would start one of THOSE stories. Well, better than nothing
>>2279757Derpy is cute, you shouldn't hate herbut yeah, Doctor Who is fucking terrible
>>2279899Not you again
>>2279809I should really hate that idea a lot more than I do, but... feeling my hand against her cold, hard surface yet still feeling her breathing and heartbeat, and the slightest tingle of warmth. More importantly, the few areas still left fleshy and open for use, leaving her helpless to stop anyone
>>2279904>Snails used her horn as a dildo>He didn't clean it
>>2279910
>>2279817>>2279842>>2279847>>2279867>>2279873You know what you sound like? The fluffly pony guys.HAHA SO MUCH FUN HAHA HOW COULD ANYONE NOT LIKE THIS WHY DON'T YOU LIKE THIS DON'T YOU LIKE FUNAnd look where that got us.Derpy belongs to the bronies now.
>over at GF's house>inb4 >having a GF >2012>she goes to take a shower>tells me to make myself at home>turn on her TV and PS3>she has netflix streaming>decide to see if there are any good movies I haven't seen>look at her "recently watched" stuff>she watched the first horse episode earlier this weekI usually hide my power level, but...what do
>>2279910but why hate Doctor Who?
>>2279910Yes! A kindred spirit.I'm not alone.
>>2279910Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion man.
>>2279875>>2279886>the fuck is thisdidn't you see return of harmony
>>2279937No she doesn't, the fuck you talking about?
>>2279865That can't be true.
WHEN ITS FRHENHOLF
>>2279947Laugh at her.
>>2279973NEVER.
Okay, got a little sleep. NOW it's time for a new fat Lyra drawing. Isn't she cuddly looking?
>>2279910>>2279937It's time to stop posting NOW and return after a few hours of sleep.
>>2279937>derpy belongs to bronies>fluffy toofuck it, I still like these anyways
>>2279925me again? i diddnt post about it last time.
>>2279947Give her le dick
>>2279910Well, you're completely right about everything.But people here don't mind it because its our fanservice
>>2279791>Bringing your hand a little lower, she starts to squirm as you run your hand along her big butt>Derpy bites her lip and looking at you with one eye, the other facing the wall>Her breath catches in her throat as you bring your fingers to her tightly pressed lips, and she clenches her legs together>"Are... Is it going to hurt me?">You assure her you'll be gentle, that you just want to make her feel good>She smiles at you and nibbles your neck before spreading her legs>You slowly part her lips with just a finger, making her start suddenly as you slide it against her warm walls>Your thumb rubs in tiny circles around her outer lips, Derpy winking uncontrollably now as her body starts to take over, soft moans and grunts the only form of communication she has left as you slide another finger inside her
>>2279918>doctor who is fucking terriblesay that to my face fucker and not online and see what happens
>>2279958GG which pony likes threesomes the most
>>2279958Actually I was referring to the idea that we could possibly be too fetishy for you.
>>2279947
>>2279912you're welcome
>>2279947Ask her who she thinks which pony would enjoy anal sex the most
>>2279984No
>>2280001oh fuck yes
>>2280001More, this pleases me.
I like Derpy, but I am indifferent to Doctor Who since I haven't seen anything about it. Which annoys me whenever someone makes a reference to it in a >fanfiction.
>>2279954Because it's shitty cheap sci-fi that rarely tries?Some of it is good. Where the writers kinda understand the whole premise and possibility. But more often than not, it's let down by the constraints of time, budget, writing, effects, actors, or any combination thereof.My favorite Doctor Who stuff actually comes from the comics, which don't tend to suffer many of the limitations that the TV show does. But wait, comics aren't canon! Ugh.
>>2280001You fool! That's her self-destruction button! Hit the deck!
>>2279984
>>2279980
I like Tara. But she reminds me of a... tripfag. One who attention whores but never like does anything or produce anything.
>>2279937>comparing a character in the show to a fan made OC
>giving a fuck
>>2279790Oh of course not!I'm well aware that your usual 4chan browser is a well shaven, athletic, well dressed, and upstanding man.
>>2279958Is it bad that niggershy is cuter than regular shy?
>>2279984are you doing amputee fetish art now?because I don't see any feet
>>2280009>GG which pony likes threesomes the most
>>2279954Because it's not good.
0-6: draw7-8:1 more hour of MLPG9: fap rollin
>>2280002It's been dragged through a lot of dirt over the years, and it wasn't really that great to begin with.
>>2279947Enjoy ponies with her, use it to your advantage and plasure.Just make sure to tell her you're not really interested in the fandom very nonchalantly.
>>2280063DD?Anonymous?
>>2280015I can respect you and your weird preferences, there are far worse fetishes I would have talked about
i feel like there's a lack of he-man in this thread
>>2279984Jesus christ whystop it boner we're supposed to hate rossfuck you boner
>>2280064Derpy is a fan made OC. Deal with it.
>>2280063>I like Tara. But she reminds me of a... tripfag. One who attention whores but never like does anything or produce anything.Yeah, you said this yesterday. Same picture and everything. Did you just want to have that same discussion a second time?
>>2280063She also looks and kind of acts like a pornstar.
>>2280089No idea why I thought the freckles were the eyes.
>>2279995Come on it isn't even an anal to oral impalement.
>>2279937No she doesn't, you're just here cause you think it's >hate the fandom land. We're all just here to have fun>>2279910I do think it was odd they decided to actually make her canon, but in all seriousness it's out of pure fun. However if they decided to make her a full-blown secondary character, THEN I'd be a bit more ended with agreeing with you, but she isn't, and you're taking it a bit too seriously.
>>2280109I mark threads... And I don't attention whore.
>>2280001
>>2280089But does he like them best with two mares, or with a mare and another stallion or maybe with 2 stallions?
>OP lied to us
>>2280063>actress with a high-paying job providing the voice of a character on national television>"never like does anything or produce anything"
>>2280133Not yet...
>>22801240/10
>>2279985Never.To hell with you all. Derpy is shit, and just because you don't want to hear that doesn't make it any more true.The main reason I compare her to fluffly ponies is that whole thing where you aren't allowed to not like her.No.NO.No, I don't like Derpy. There's nothing wrong with that, and fuck you all for trying to imply there's something wrong with me for not joining in with your bullshit fanon.
>>2280002YOU STARTIN SHIT, NIGGA? I WILL FUCKIN END YOU
>>2280148I have an actor as a friend who also does voice acting and I can assure you that those accusations are completely true
>>2280063..but she does lots of thingsbesides who cares, she can have fun if she wants to.
Friend off please soonPeople who spout their opinion without logic or correct information are getting annoying
>>2280001>"Are... Is it going to hurt me?"Oh fucking hell hnnng
>>2280157derpy is a very ugly pony
>>2280125>Yeah, you said this yesterday. Same picture and everything. Did you just want to have that same discussion a second time?Do you guys ever, like leave the general? Or is it the same 10 people? Last time I didn't say she was a tripfag, but I expressed the same thing.
>that weird feel when I like Derpy but hate fluffy ponies...
>>2280156Fans created the character and name. Basing it on a design from the show doesn't make it not an OC.
>>2280133wait what are you talking about now? you lost me.
>>2280089But Mrs.Cake doesn't count as two ponies, she's not THAT big
>>2280124Um, you do watch the show, right?
>>2280133So? Does it have to be?
>>2280127I'd pay her for an overnight.
GOD DAMN IT MLPG STOP GOING SO FUCKING FAST.
>>2280191I've seen people with eyes like that in real life, and yes, it's very ugly.
>>2280157nonono, we arent saying there is anything wrong with not liking her, we are just saying get out with your awful opinions.
>>2280001>"Ah! Nnng.">She squeaks as you scissor your fingers apart, spreading her apart before using your thumb to gently brush against her winking clit>Each contact seemingly sends a jolt through her body, and she whinnies as you wrap her tail around your free hand to get full access>You pull your fingers free, Derpy's sticky juices coating your hand as you move into position behind her>She pants frantically as you hold her close, trying to reach her nethers with a hoof, trying to get back that feeling of fullness and warmth she was just starting to like>"Where did it go? My tummy feels really hot.">You wrap your hands across her tummy and rub in long broad strokes as you press the tip of your penis to her lips>She suddenly shoves her hips down, unwilling to wait for the pleasure she craves>Hilting yourself inside her, Derpy looks back at you with a pleased grin, her soft bubble-butt pressed firm to your thighs
>>2280157So much denial in one post
>>2280195>ever leaving the general
>my opinions are fact>listen to me>come on guys listenYour opinions are bad and they will never be shared by the majority.Derpy laughs at you. She laughs from her cloud.
>Tara does nothing>Voices TwilightAm...am I being trolled?
>>2280135>useless tripfag>le rape xd
>>2280068I shaved the day before yesterday!And I got back from running an hour ago!I may or may not be a bit depressed, but only when I think how I can never give Hobopony a good home...Or when I think how you barely update or draw her anymore.
>>2279570Where can I use these codes? I want my free mousepad.
>>2280148I don't mean in her role. I mean her interaction with the fans. She never gives her opinion on anything, or analyses anything. Or make things. Her twitter posts are a lot like a tripfag posts. What I'm saying is that she's talented at what she does, but she's rather dull as a person.
>>2280157quit being buttmad. derpy is best pony
>>2280246abelist
People call everything an OC nowadays.
>>2280246 >yfw you are the only person who likes crossed eyes
>>2280175>People who spout their opinion without logic or correct information are getting annoying>I don't like Derpy>NO THAT'S WRONG EVERYONE MUST LOVE DERPY
>>2280157You're allowed to not like her.You just aren't allowed to stay. Get out.
>>2280209You get a spike, and stick it through someone, lengthways.
>>2280249>my tummy feels really hotAll my
>>2280249I don't want this feel.
>>2279904Well more like suck and kiss and groan, imagining her own yearning at his obviously quite deft sexual ministrations, writhing on his bed, basking in the hardness on his rolled tongue.Or, y'know, that. I guess.
>>2280204Yes it does.
>>2280157Then why are you HERE?
>>2280157Of course you are allowed to not like her, it just makes you look like a tasteless pleb
>>2280294kristen bell has a googley eyeI think it makes her cuter
>>2280249
>>2280303so like a spitroast? ok but what does that have to do with what i was saying origionally?
>>2280246My cat is wall eyedit's super super kawaii
>>2280294They are very cute on her.
What's that? You don't like Ross? Or Seth, or Mic?What's wrong with you, they're all popular members of the fandom?
>>2280174For Original Content she's created the Twili-licious song. That's kind of it. And the song was a bit lame.
Bronies, just give it up.
OP lied to us. Filthy, disgusting lie.I came for friendoff, and all I got was a terrible Derpy argument.
>>2280157Quit being a dramaqueen, faget.No one cares about anything
>>2280324So Molestia isn't an OC now?
>>2280201I liked original fluffy pony greentexts.I like most derpy stuff.
>>2280249Stop doing this at once, I'm getting scared
>>2280329Because there's more to MLP than FUCKING DERPY HAHA MUFFINS LOL
>>2280359this isn't a terrible argument. Just one /b/ faggot having terrible taste in ponies
>>2280367Is Molestia canon? I don't think so
>no friendoff still
>>2280384Well sure, but why are you HERE, instead of ponychan or something?
>>2280278I would find a sad Derpy non sexually
>>2280384If you even bother to look outside these threads long enough, that opinion might just become a very scary fact.
>>2280125Imagine a room with like 10 guys sitting around a table. They pass around pony pics and artwork. They voice their opinions on the show or fandom. Some hold pictures up to their face and pretend that the picture is saying those things. Then after a few hours they get up and go to a new table and continue the same cycle. These threads just got weirder. Not only are we having the same conversations over and over again, we're having them with the same people.
>>2280412Her design is
HAS PONIBOORU BEEN DOWN FOR TWO DAYS? ALL I GET IS CLOUDFLARE SHIT
God loves gay people, no matter what Fred Phelps says.
>>2280384Nigger we are talking about fucking this retarded horse.No one said shit about muffins.The fags who brought up Dr Who shit were shunned.
>>2280357Hello, yet-another-crusading-stranger, we are not bronies and we don't like them, this is /co/. Of course, feel free to post all the He-Man you want, we could always use some He-Man.
>>2280342That's significantly worse than what was being depicted.
>>2280414Well that's one of life's great questions, isn't it?
>>2280429Molestia isn't Celestia, she is a pink haired OC based on celestia.
>>2280369Fluffy ponies were kinda funny at first, I guess, but... I just don't get why there are so many threads. It's almost completely divorced from the actual show.
>>2280114You can post that. But I tried to see you attempt to troll in /mlp/. Won't work any better here.
>>2280430> fuck yo' lifeboatWell aren't you a double-dip faggot.Welcome back.
>>2280430Yes, it's really been down for two days, and i am piss
>>2280445Or better depending on personal opinion
>>2280427I searched for that image, thank you
>>2280468It was wearing thin for a while, and fluffy pony threads isn't what I was considering as original.
>>2280467And Derpy is a retarded OC based on an unnamed background pony
>>2280436But not mutant freaks.
>>2279984It's those fucking feet that bug me more than anything. You make big girls, but give them tiny little point-feet. Them bitches need their support. He can clearly draw feet based on his other pics, but he like chooses to not draw them for his fatties.
>>2280445well yes, but i would think either way is fatal to the pone, and neither of them do things that my penis wants them to do. i like the idea of a kinky bondage carousel, just one that lets the pone live.
>>2280472Who is he?
>>2280384Well done, a strawman. Do you want a medal?
>>2279847You seem to have forgotten you're on 4chan.The majority of users DO murder puppies for fun.
What are you listening to, General?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9MszVE7aR4&ob=av2e
>>2280488>the last roundup never happened
>>2280472thats not rose
>>2280365All I said was I hate Derpy. It wasn't even specifically Derpy the post was aimed at!But look. Look! Look at how they all defend her. Defend themselves and their fanon. They can't stand to hear a word against her.You're just as bad as the bronies who blindly follow the fandom, in spite of how much you purport to hate them.
>>2280496Okay.
>>2280514All the Derpy fanon existed long before TLR was made
>>2280494> lol I am so edgy shit posting /co/ anti-mutie wow lol I am the best viral marketer for Disney/Marvel since forever> I am posting in a popular board and injecting "mutie" as a buzzword into "movers and shakers" like the denizens of MLPG> surely I will be rewarded for my media hijinks.Leave.
>>2280488Oh look, it's the 'Background personalties added to background ponies make them OCs' anon.I bet your going to tell us Lyra is a OC too? you usually do.
>>2280494God loves them too, no matter what Friends of Humanity says.
>>2280506not listening to the sound of your own fat swapping against the chair
>>2280506A Glitch Hop/Neuro Hop mixtapehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSTx7b2SY_Qunf
>>2279585after a quick read-through: looked fun. A little gay for my tastes. Could have changed that, but on well--timezones damn us all.
>>2280506The screams of the damned
>>2280488Derpy isn't controlled by one person.
>>2280384Childish. Oh well, like I can convince you otherwise to leave. Derpy's loved all around, especially here since we made her. "Dr. Whooves" too but we can agree that he sucks.
>>2280531I've never said Lyra is an OC
>>2280514That was retconed.
Should I? What if I get surprise visitors and don't have time to hide it?
>>2280524>>2280157>>2279910>>2279937
>>2280529What? It was a joke, calm your autism.You're probably a mutie lover.
>>2280529The fuck...The quality of MLPG plummeted in the last hour or so.
>>2280506http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBlGa47UT_s
>>2280488but most of her 'fanon' is based on her antics in the background in the show
>>2280531Not him, but yes. Lyra is a fan character at this point. Any relation to that background character on which she was based is long gone.
>>2280506http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5KJM4XCLSQ
>>2280564>teatsunf
>>2280539>Going QuantumOnce again, you have proved yourself to be my nigga
>>2280246It's slightly distracting. I've mostly met men with a lazy eye. There was a lady once. She was blonde a vest with UPS on it. She worked for them. I was very amused.
>>2280574I blame /b/ just like I blame /b/ for everything bad happening to 4chan
>>2280574>summerI don't know.
>>2280559But it's the same situation, really. Everything about background ponies is.
>>2279947>only the first episodeIgnore it unless you see her watching more laterEven if she brings it up, don't talk about it
>>2280482>I searched for that image, thank youIt's from some newer Jack Chick comic. He makes religious propaganda comics espousing his views. I got it from /co/ and thought it'd make a nice reaction image. It's a really good quote.
>>2280524She was on the show. She's canon, son. Denying canon because you don't like it is the very essence of being a brony.Deal with it.
>>2280529>using /co/ an insultGet out.
>>2280574It's because NO FRIEND OFFAlso, y'all posting in a Nathan thread.
>>2280579where did the mailmare fanon come from then(protip: it existed before she was shown delivering in feeling pinkie keen)
>>2280572Leave.
>>2280506http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5sDdEvLGVk&hd=1
>>2280524I'm so angryRarrgYou're post is wrongTime to argue some more
>>2280579The fanon is based on fanon. It all becomes a incestuous self-fulfilling cycles of people drawing shit based on the shit they've seen people draw.
>>2280574
>>2280579She never did anything beyond standing there, occasionally with derped eyes, until S2Her fanon was based on absolutely nothing
>>2280540>A little gay for my tastesWhat a faggot.
>>2280249>You start with small thrusts, Derpy's eyes completely glazing over as she makes love for the first time>"It-ah!-It's kinda like when I drink lots of milk and get all warm and sleepy! But this is different too...">Derpy seems puzzled for a minute before you pick up the pace, pulling out to the tip before pushing back in to grind your hips against hers>Her tongue lolls out of her mouth, completely lost as you squeeze and rub her cute ass, her tail swishing wildly as it flags off to the side>She's loving this, and you are too; you're both moving faster Derpy's hips gyrating wildly as her pussy contracts and winks, trying to milk you dry with every passing second>Suddenly you feel a gust of wind, and Derpy flaps feebly around to face you, lust in her wall eyed gaze and a string of drool hanging from her mouth>"I... I love you!">She kisses you hard, climaxing hard as she bounces and flaps her wings against you, her soft pink tongue almost trying to constrict yours>You can't hold back, and you finally feel release as you fill her with your seed, a small trail spilling out and down her leg>After a few minutes she lays on her back, looking down at her stomach>"See? Just like a belly full of milk!"
>>2280581FEEL THE BLOOD GUSH FROM YOUR ANUS
>>2280529I'm sorry but what in the fuck are you talking about?
>this thread
>>2280604I watched episodes with my girlfriend while eating breakfast back in the days.If you don't act like a faggot about it, there's nothing wrong with it.
>>2280615We left /co/. They always hated us, and now they're beating themselves blind to Korra and wondering if SHE CAN TAKE THE KNOTSo you know what, fuck those guys.You want to inject MUTIE bullshit to pony discussion, YOU leave.
>>2280629Did you even watch FPK?
>>2280593Did... did you ask her out? I also hava big deja-vu about this
>>2280601When the fandom gives them a personality and name that isn't based on anything they've done in the show, yes, they're an OC.
>>2280496So what, like a two-part saddle that clasps around their body, and four hoof-clamps to secure their legs? Like an enchanted ring around their horn where appropriate? Like a few holes in the bit keeping their mouth open to let some mild aphrodisiacs squirt in when necessary? Like telling them they can go free once they climax, and then carefully scheduling their use to keep them on the precipice of orgasm for hours- nay, days on end?
>>2280651...We haven't discussed the knot in months, though.
>>2280617I think she was seen with brown saddlebags long before that.
Glitter glue are you here?
>>2280598Like we didn't have shit threads before summer
>>2280605yeah, I have read the chick tracts but never bothered to look through them to find that particular panel
>>2280626Oh, the MUTIE fuck? His mutant powers must be linked to solar exposure during the summer months.
>>2280629She said muffins in the background once, I believe.
Which pony would you reach inside of to collect your cucumbers?
>>2280626(what i love is that people have already been complaining about summer for the past month, despite the fact that all the american kiddies were and still are in school)
>>2280655Me too.
>>2280604haha beta faggot
>>2280689>>2280689Derpy.
>>2280689rosepone
>>2280643
>>2280635
>>2280613>Denying canon because you don't like it is the very essence of being a brony.>tfw
>>2280593More than distracting.The last time I saw such a person, it was at the bakery in a supermarket.She was literally retarded, and kept shouting about going to see her grandma.Please, just get out of my way. All I want are some rolls. MOVE
>>2280653Moving isn't mail delivery. Derpy appeared in the pilot, the fanon existed in its present form before FPK even aired.
>>2280639Media / PR / SEO companies hire people to inject memes and derail conversations to "get the word out."Yeah, people actually get paid to shit post in 4chan. This is a thing.I imagine this fuck may be one of them, or worse yet, a summerfag.
>>2280651I don't think you browse /co/ at all. Get out brony.
>>2280635>like a belly full of milkThat has the be the cutest thing ever and this makes me regret using up my one shot today. I'll save these for later.
>>2280635I never asked for this feel
>>2280581>>2280636
>>2280690I live right next to a high school that finished a week ago
Well this shit sucks.Any drawing requests?
>>2280690Summer is basically 4chan's annual red scare.It does make it worse, but because everyone expects it to be worse, creating the problem.
>>2280720
>>2280686No, some unknown pony said muffins in a scene that also happened to have her in it. It's impossible to tell which one it was.
>>2280746(I'm not Ross)
>>2280721I do, ponyfag. You get out. Drown in the piss. Enjoy the musty scent as it floods your sinuses. Pop as many wrongboners as you want before you drown.
>>2280660something like that.
>>2280746Derpy with her head in an oven.She's cleaning it.But she left the gas on and suffocates.
>>2280746If you are not Ross, Twilight crying while hugging a pillowIf you are Ross, get dunked and leave.
srsly you guys?you guyssrslyfriend off where
>>2280635I don't have a reaction express how cute that is.
>>2280760That's exactly the sort of thing Ross would say.Get fucked, Ross.
>>2280746Twilight inquisitively Measuring Dash's Belly with one of these things
>>2280720haha, are you fucking serious?
>>2280767> not schlick schlick schlickWhat
>>2280779Didn't that request get filled pretty well the other day?
>>2280686muffins was said while panning across a crowd, if you look closely 2 other ponies mouths are synced to match it tooI think it looks most like colgate says it
>>2280763why don't you tell me about it?
>>2280635You had me until "I love you"Not a turn-off, but it's fucking cheesy.
>>2280757It doesn't matter. The Derpy/muffins fanon is so inextricably linked there's no going back now.Even her toy box has muffins on it. And that scene where her saddle bags had muffin clasps.All that matters is the fanon.The brony fanon.
>>2280795Futa Bonbon.
>>2280660I've seen that post before.
>>2280779
>>2280795You know damn well she has a dick. This is MS.
>>2280789> Avengers came out> new X-men franchise coming out in two years> Disney, Marvel praying for another AvengersYou think this won't be a thing? You're a dumb shit.
>>2280795its drawn by MS, so its clearly futa
>>2280749Draw Pinkie partying with a vicuña while Applejack views the festivities pensively.
>>2280809seconding this
>>2280806THE point is that people at least Thought she said it, they didn't just make it up.
>>2280816>>2280819>>2280821Link to the full image?
>>2280686Her mouth was moving at the time the line was spoken, along with I think one or two other ponies. She's the one it got attributed to.AnywayWHERE'S THE FUCKING FRIENDOFF?
>>2280813I fucking hate muffins so much. it's not funny to just fucking shoehorn the same overused joke into everything all the time!WHY DO PEOPLE DO THAT? GOOD GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE
>>2280720>>2280820Are...are you serious?I can't tell, because that is the stupidest shit I have ever seen.
>>2280727>>2280725>>2280707>>2280767>>2280785Glad you enjoyed my little derpsterpiece theater.I have to go for a while pony, there's a flask of reagents I gotta separate. Stay cool.
>>2280757in that scene, there are 2 ponies that look to be mouthing the word muffins, Derpy being one of them.
>>2280539dooksi will claim your butt so hard
>>2280833Son, you gay.
>>2280809It's to be expected from derpy really.She would say that even if she doesn't know whether she means that or not.
>>2280820Gee, good thing we have you fighting the good fight. You show them.
>>2280720>Yeah, people actually get paid to shit post in 4chan. This is a thing.Capcom has hired people to post about the new Devil May Cry. Tons of troll posts about how awful old Dante was, and how awesome New Dante is. And they have very little in depth knowledge about the series, despite claiming to be "long time fans"
>>2280846CAP IT PLS
>>2280841The real world is often really fucking stupid. It amazes me people get paid for that shit.
>>2280820Where is your tinfoil hat when you need it?
>>2280862That's summer for youor just /v/ I really can't tell
>>2280840boy sure am glad we don't shoehorn an overused joke everthere are never any repeat jokes in these threadsjust bastions of originality
>>2280809>>2280830She's a retarded horse though, of course she's going to say she loves the person who's about to make her reach sexual climax for the first time. She was essentially taken advantage of and that is my fetish so I like it.
>>2280871> implying this isn't real or a thing>>2280862Case in point.
What's that? EXTREME HIGH VOLTAGE?Well, I don't need safety gloves, because I LIKE DERPY
>>2280858lel
>>2280807id rather not.
>>2280888I was being serious when I asked where the tinfoil hat was as well.>jokes on them aside, I'm well aware of how retarded viral marketing strategies actually are.
>>2280840Better question is why do you care so much? Yeah, there are some overused jokes out there, but why get mad over it? Are you like /v/, always raging at reddit because they have nothing better to do?
>>2280871I am sorry but as an avid tinfoil hat wearer I find that post to be insulting. We don't want to be associated with all inane shit people say and don't want to get assaulted and ridiculed for our choice in headwear
>>2280890SMILe pls gif
>>2280890way to butcher a joke
>>2280878/v/ has.... other problems. When they're being /v/, I think it's a great board. A lot of the time they're a mix of /r9k/, /v/ and /b/. That feel. Today was terrible.
>>2280890I don't even remember the original joke.I only remember that the guy in Simpons was butthurt about the Power Plant's security.
GUYSLETH'S BATTERY DIEDWE NEED TO MAKE A NEW love BATTERY TO POWER HIM
>>2280890Remember that time Homer killed a dude? Fox doesn't either.
>>2280840>meme cultureit's a human thing apparentlywe do that stuff, for some reasonI don't understand it either.
>>2280927He was butthurt over Homer being succesfull and well liked despite not deserving it
>>2280932OHIGETITBECAUSEHE'SACOMPUTERRIGHTXD!
>>2280906Are you sure, anon?I think you'll find I'm a VERY good listener~
>>2280932circlejerk pls go
>>2280913Have you considered a fedora?
>>2280950taw why are you such a faggot and yet not a homogaylord?
>>2280944do you know anything about culture? That's how it works, lots of memes working together,
>>2280949>>2280955
>>2280950Well listen to me put my dick in your fluffy slut pony ears then
>>2280961I have the inherent advantage of being able to both like men and not be gay
>Waiting for MLPG to be good again
>>2280927>>2280935the joke was homer sucked at his job but wasn't firedgrimes was good but underpayedhe snappedsaid he was homer"HIGH VOLTAGE?!?! I DON'T NEED GLOVES I'M HOMER SIMP-GFAHASFNDNGHX"homer never killed him ya dummy
>>2280945Well then maybe it's a sign.
>>2280950taw would you be willing to let give you le dick? Even if we were pone?
>>2280962It's sickening.I hate talking to people and having conversations where they repeat identical sequences of words. I might be autistic or something because I notice how frequently people say things they think are novel when in fact they are ad nauseam.
>>2280988Because you're a woman, right?
>>2281000obviously double obviously
>>2280991You know that's not going to happen, right?
>>2280988Bicurious?
>>2281002Or so it has been said.
>>2281001You actually may have autism or some other form of mental retardation. Seek help now.
>>2280997I thought it was because Homer could get away with all the safety issues because he's Homer Simpson."Well, that's Homer Simpson for ya."
THIS IS ADORABLE AND I LOVE IT
>>2280991> the last thread about cocksJust remember, it could always be worse.
>>2280991You're going to be waiting forever, then.
>>2280991Yesterday we had some good on topic show discussion. It happens. But due to the hiaatus, there will be bigger and bigger gaps between "good MLPG".You can only talk about pastel female ponies for so long.
>>2281000nice trips
>>2281023The worst part is MLPG somehow manages not to do that. But seriously.
Guys, it is wrong to take sexual advantage of a retarded pony?Why does it feel right?[/spoiler[
>>2281015fuck you it'll happen someday
>>2280862Some time back, as an experiment I started about four Legends of Grimrock threads over the course of two days with the same OP image and text. Sure enough /v/ was bawwwing viral and hating on the game real quick. /v/ is a den of paranoid neckbeards, they think every marketing team is out to get them, and they are easily trollable.
>>2280991Post the gif of all of them being bored with the caption: "MLPG during Hiatus"
>>2281014But we're both guys?And you poop from there!
>>2281032whoawhat's that festival
>>2281016well, for pones and oh god it's spreading
Yeah.Galo Sengen.
>>2281038Pastel male ponies then?
>>2281051Well she thinks she wants it, and you're just fulfilling her wish. Right?
>>2280932
>>2281064ponies don't poop unless it's appropriate and cute!
>>2281068ROW ROW FIGHT THE SENGEN
>>2281046DIE CIS SCUM
>>2281046>Adam and Eve. Not Adam and Filthy Mutie Scum"Haha.
>>2281067What?
>>2280841
>>2281051Is it wrong to take advantage of a retarded human? I live next to a form of asylum and every morning on the bus this girl comes on the bus right there and sits across of me and...
>>2281068WE GALO SENGEN NAO?GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
>>2281085I meant when we weren't pone, sillyWhen we are pone I'll just use your downy feathers
>>2281098you know, there are more words to the song
>>2281096I can't believe this is happening. It falls so flat on me and yet succeeds so well on the normalfags.
IT BEGINS
>>2281096That's not real. That can't be real.
>>2280813They should never have put fandom shit like Derpy in the show in the first place
>>2281103yay
>>2281031DOSH!
>>2281051Yes. Get to know her first. Get her to trust you. Love one another. Then you can sex her.
>>2281083>you will never teach a robot what that thing is that we humans call "love"
>>2280720Sounds like a dream jobGet paid to shitpost all day.
>>2281030oh yeah, thats it
>>2281119It's real. It was on their Facebook page a while back.
>>2281058I didn't save the one with the caption
>>2281087Galos aren't supposed to fight. Not like this...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlVkqDvNYfk
>>2281115klondike pls go go go go
>>2281092let's just put it down to a yes>>2281100ohI think I prefer the pone version
>That feel when you don't even have a greentexted, nonsensical conundrum to briefly entertain the General with for but a momenthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgKk8Eqyzkk
>>2281146ahhahaha
>>2281054>>Some time back, as an experiment I started about four Legends of Grimrock threads over the course of two days with the same OP image and text. Sure enough /v/ was bawwwing viral and hating on the game real quick.>>/v/ is a den of paranoid neckbeards, they think every marketing team is out to get them, and they are easily trollable.Well, we got a leak from someone who claimed to be a capcom employee saying that Capcom had hired people to viral their games online. Not 100% verifiable, but it does make sense. But you are right that they're easy to troll.
>502 bad gateway pics everywhere
>>2281115http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urfADUE22zA58:45That pride man
>>2281096
Oh look, mane's here to save the thread. Time for bed.
>>2281100>When>Not "If"I fucking love you.
>>2281078>That caramel story.
>people actually get angry about things involving pastel poniesWhy though?
>>2281098WE GALO SENGEN NOW!!!!! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
LETH! BY THE LIGHT OF THIS FIRE, I SACRIFICE BEST PONY IN YOUR NAME!REVEAL YOURSELF TO ME!
>>2281151Don't worry, inspiration will surely come
>>2281182No! Not Gilda
>>2281146
>>2281164i'll be there in a bit hun
>>2281145I did.
>>2281179Sometimes people imply that my waifu is fatI just can't handle that
>>2280107>bringing up the fandom "nonchalantly"the only nonchalant way to do that is to not bring it up at all you retard
>>2281180NOT ENOUGH GO'S ANON.THAT'S NOT ENOUGH!!!!
What happened to Leth?
>>2281161>the ROW ROW FIGHT THE SENGEN that kicks in on the flag capYou show them, you glorious fuckersYou show them
>>2281179Because you faggots can't stop calling her a slut. I don't appreciate it.
The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see those dear to them bathed in tears, to clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters.
>>2280950well. i mean i guess i could give it a try.The pone would volunteer to be one of the carousel pone. They would position themselves over the bottom saddle, the top would then lower and another pony would lock it together. Hoof restraints would be locked in place for good measure. 2 harnesses would then be put on, one for a bit gag and blinders, and the other to keep a pair of insertables in place. The pone would be set free once they have been ridden for a total of 24 hours.
>>2281179>people actually get angry at allFuck that noise, I prefer to chill through my days
>>2281122>Well that looks like a nicely drawn comic>Oh... is that Nyx?>Close comic and report user.
>>2281210>>2279608
>>2281161>lux motherfucking aeterna>2012
>>2281135Not all day. Just part of it.
>>2281222Good, good, carry on. What happens in those 24 hours?
>>2281161I dont even play Tribes but that was great.What was that a last minute cap?
>>2281222Oh god, I fucking love spreader bars but this is even better. Full body restriction
>>2281221that's not suppose to happen at all
>>2281233Oh fuck yes, maybe /mlp/ will die and we'll get to go back home
>>2281231Ah thanks, I really should be using ctrl+f more often.
>>2281221No, the greatest happiness to hug all your favorite ponies in a big soft cuddle pile and drift off to sleep
>>2281161>that orbital strikeCHAOS DUNK
>>2281096Who gives a fuck, free gear.I might do this.if anything, we'd have an advantage.Though i have no idea how the hell you could make an XFX-themed advice dog ripoff funny.
>>2281253Deader boards existed for much longer time.moot doesn't give a fuck.
>>2281145>>2281195Little fillies shouldn't be drinking coffee!
>thred almost over>still no friendoff
>>2281233It's the He-Man raid, mods are actually here and deleting threads.
>>2281226but...but anonnyx is adorable :(
>>2279812He made it and he posted one more if I remember correctly, sorry but didn't save the other one
>>2281248It was the 4chan v Reddit match4chan are 2:0 down in a bo5 matchThis is the first map where they win, and they cap two flags in like, under a minute, one of them being overtimeImpressive stuff, that orbital strike was mad
>>2281198It was just ideas tossed around in the general one time.
>>2281280
>>2281179It actually happens to me sometimes.I guess it's just over investment in things, the actual object is irrelevant.Yes it's retarded, yes it can be fun
>>2281273>caring
waiting for my favourite cheese
THIS WAS THE WORST THREAD EVER
>>2281253>Oh fuck yes, maybe /mlp/ will die and we'll get to go back homeOr. We can have /mlp/ to ourselves.
>>2281222That's awful.
>>2281328Camembert?
>>2281300:(you're mean
>>2281275>2011+1>raiding
>>2281273I wish I knew what that was, a friendoff
>>2281233Isn't that just moderation?
>>2281330This thread was going to be perfect...
>>2281336I already posted that
>>2281270>not wanting to be locked in a bounce house with the CMC after they have each drank 4 cups of espresso
>>2281333Thatwouldnt be too bad, I guessBut it will never happen
>>2281346Cadence you are a moron, what do you know?Nothing, that's what. You aren't even real.
Need suggestions.What is the cutest fucking Applejack x Fluttershy thing I could possibly draw without leaning too far into the ship zone?
>>2281352Sounds like a lot of fun. Maybe lace it with something to create extreme sexual arousal, and we've got a party.
>>2281338No u
...Nyx?Fuck, did we go back to Summer 2011?
>>2281374Reporting for spamming. No one asked for Nyx.
>>2281405It's ManeHe does this all the time
>>2281405Are you new here?Or rather, how long was your break?
>>2281380AJ, FS, Angel and Winona all fancied up and having a tea party.With apple fritters.
>>2281380Applejack bucks an apple treeAn apple fall downIt scares Fluttershy, who jump and hides behind Applejack
>>2281380Applejack and Fluttershy caring for a sick baby cow
>>2281380Angel chasing Winona
>>2281380Having tea?Carrying apples in their back?Eating a sandwich?
I don't do anymore teaching or Tutoring until next Month. I'm starting to miss the kids I tutor. Post some CMC being adorable to lift my spirits. I have almost none.
Dude, like, like I've been out for three hours and like, like, what the fuck is going on in here.
>>2281405Where have you been?Mane has been spamming her for a while now.But he will never be an Ika-spammer.
>no friendoff todayhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ARuCujL4cY
>>2281414>fancily-dressed AJYESDRAW THIS NOW
This thread is gay and you should feel gay.
>>2281408Let's all gang up and report one post for spamming. It will send it to the top of the Mod's priority list. >>2281374>>2281374>>2281374>>2281374>>2281374Report the above post everyone.
kill me
>>2281380i think you could have them blatantly fucking and it wouldn't be considered shippingseriously, no one's stupid enough to ship applejack and fluttershy>>2281387ur just mad because my waifu's not a slut>>2281405I sometimes feel that I am stuck in August of 2011.>>2281431;_;
>>2281431Ika probably spammed more posts than mane has ever made in the brief time he was around.
>>2281417>Fluttershy hiding behind ApplejackThis
>>2281380>AJ and FluttershyThey don't interact. Ever. >>2281418This could work.
>>2281442I feel gay all the damn time
>>2281380Fluttershy Wearing AJ's hat while AJ reads her a story under Bloomberg
>>2281161I'm going to watch this whole thing
>>2281429Worst MLPG in MLPG history.
>>2281431no one will be ika
>>2281300I hate this comic so muchits so biased
>>2281442What are we gonna do on the gay thread anon?
>>2281462There have been much worse
>>2281428I wonder how long it took the Apple family to get fucking sick of Pinkie's face every morning
>>2281442Will do, champ.
>>2281462This isn't even our final form
>>2281244well by 24 hours i mean total riding time. most rides only last a couple minutes so its not uncommon for less popular ponies to be there for weeks on end. They are taken care of of course, but this is apart of the contract they agreed upon beginning this. They are obviously there to be ridden, and the more popular ponies get special rewards at the end of each day. god im slow and terrible at this i think im going to stop
>>2281468I just hate that Lauren doesn't actually think like that. Fuck that standard less bitch.
>>2281447>implying that I have a waifuyou brought it upon yourself, faggot
>>2281469Gayosexual things
>>2281447HEH
>>2281482It just sounds, well uncomfortable.
>>2281458nigga that's cute
>>2281405You know I wonder, what are we gonna hate like all hell this summer?
>>2281484Who says she actually likes OC? Pay me three grand and I'd construct someone's OC out of my Grandma's bones.
>>2281447That's right, at least Ika spammed a different and unrelevant post from other boards with his pictures that sometimes made hillarious coincidences.You will never be as funny as him.
>>2281484She just thinks its all in good fun
>>2281487WELL IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE I THINK I'LL JUST GO THEN
>>2281484i hate that the artist only blew up ponychan when half the stuff he mentioned is /co/ native
>world of warplanes goes closed beta>log the fuck in to dunk on the new testers>FLIGHT STICK BREAKS AFTER ONE ROUNDAnyway.I got me a new joystick and some panda. now that it's out of alpha and I don't have to stick to the NDA anymore I'll probably fire up fraps at some point for you guys, since I finally have hardware that can handle it.Anyone else in the beta?
>People still not knowing what the fuck is going on with Ponibooru.Here, bookmark these two links:http://fim.413chan.net/art/res/3.htmlhttps://twitter.com/#!/ponibooru
>>2281460You should. Though you can't imagine how glorious it was watching that live. We were cursing that furry fuck and the rest of the team (except Seph) for the first two matches so hard you wouldn't believe but they seriously redeemed themselves after that Arx Novena victory. On that day /v/ actually embraced a man who avatarfags using homo furry images.
>>2281510>unrelevant
>>2281484She didn't really go deep in the fandom, beyond answering questions on her DA
>>2281513No, please stay. Please stay and help kill this horse.
>>2281468>I hate this comic so muchI fucking love it.
>>2281520Why do you even use that site?
>>2281516watcha gonna do, maybe better that way
>>2281503The adThe documentaryThe fandomEspecially EQD and Facebook bronies
>>2281503Ourselves.
>>2281526
>>2281516sorta like EVERYTHING we do
>>2281482that's a shame anon, you're doing quite well
>>2281495such extreme bondage typically isnt. i mean i could go on about ways they make it better for them but that isnt exactly sexy. not that what i was writing was in the first place but i try
>>2281513There's the door.
>>2281535Faust should get her ass kicked by doom reallyAfter well >>2281540
>>2281503Bronycon, natch.
>>2281517BOY, THAT POST SURE WAS MLP RELATED
>>2281526Irrelevant, okay, you fucking cunt
>>2281520>Ponibooru Status Twitter.That's cool, it's a shame Archive doesn't know what's the problem
>>2281556[1]
>>2281380Filly Applejack introducing filly Fluttershy to young Big Macintosh
>>2281540Don't forget the FIVE CONVENTIONS
>>2281556>he thinks we talk about MLP in MLPG
>>2281557:)
>>2281161http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izos11q1UZgRelated and hilarious.
>>2280991>tfw mlpg was never good
>>2281550Well their breathing would be impaired, they won't have circulation after a while, they won't be able to shit or anything.
>>2281579that's not true and you know it we were just a different kind of bad
>spamming>manually>badlyI remember when our spammers used to try.
>>2281414>>2281417>>2281418>>2281424>>2281426>>2281439>>2281452>>2281455>>2281458THANK YOU FOR SUGGESTIONS. I'll post something based on one of these later.
>>2281579http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKKkNHw91cM
>>2281561It's all Pacce's and SB's fault
>>2281554In what POSSIBLE scenario would Dr. Doom and Laruen Faust even meet, assuming both were real?
>>2281600yeah sure you will
>>2281603Her voice was so clearly rarity, sad.
>>2281599>back in my day, trolling meant something
>>2281599>Not knowing Mane.Casual as fuck.
>>2281576Rookie mistake. They all learn.
I would buy snuggly pajamas for pone to increase her aptitude for cuddling and cuteness.
Try to what? He's already admitted he's just doing it for attention.
>>2281599
>>2281599you mean like roasted?HAHAHAHAHAAHAAHjust kidding
>>2281600There is precious little Flutterjack out there, and even less that isn't shipping material. Godspeed, Mumbles.
>>2281608Well, doom finds out about bronies, predictably that doesn't go well, and faust is largely responsible.
>Approach interviewer>"Ah, you must Anon, is this correct?">"Y-Yeah">"Have a seat">"Y-You too">Interviewer looks confused, I start shaking and slowly sit down>"Tell me, what is your greatest achievement in life?">"I-I beat b-battletoads...">"Excuse me?">"It-It's a video game, y-you *whispering now* casual...>"Oh. I see you've written here that your main hobby is discussing video games">"Y-Yeah">"Shouldn't this be PLAYING video games?">"N-No... I don't-">"I for one love video games, I mostly play Modern Warfare 3 and occasionally some Madden">*Whispering* "F-Fucking casual">"Excuse me?">Jump out of my seat, hundreds of spaghetti strands fall out of my pockets>"FUCKING CASUAL I DON'T EVEN WANT THIS JOB">Start crying and farting>Interviewer looks confused>"I-I bet you don't even play fallout">Start shitting myself, now in the fetal position>"Well, I have played Fallout. Fallout 3, the first one.">Jump out of the window covered in shit, tears, blood and glass>Crawl home moaning "casual...casual..." every 5 minutes
>>2281619the m isn't capitalizedthat's very important
>>2281600I stopped trusting drawfags ages ago
>>2281608>Dr. Doom will never be real.
>>2281622Yeah, like how writers all say "Well let's write a series!" and then they never finish it.Rookie mistake.
>>2281599manual spammers are more effective, because everyone drops what they're doing to laugh about how ineffective a manual spammer is.
>>2281639What IS this?
>>2281641>capitalizing anything in greentext>unless it's a quote
>>2281636>Doom takes vengeance on Faust for plaguing his country with the brony menace>But things don't go as expected....
>>2281648AAAA HA HA HAFuck.
>>2281549idk it feels a bit akward taking a fantasy and transcribing to text. Not to mention the way im thinking and the way im writing it dont exactly line up, and end up sounding dumb. so then i have to fix it then it just stops being sexy to me so i think it wont be for anyone else. but i could go on if you like, i just might be a little slow.>>2281582well i did add the bit about them being taken care of but i guess that doesn't exactly explain that much.
>>2281653Looks like /v/'s job interview to me.
>>2281650Doesn't that just make them a normal MLPG non-artfag namefag?
>>2281639i don't even
post as many random images as possible to kill this abomination
Should I help in the killing of this horse?
>>2281608>>2281647>>2281664I would like it if he killed all of them.
>>2281639>*Whispering* "F-Fucking casual"I wasn't supposed to laugh, shit.
>>2281639>"It says here that you furiously masturbated to fictional short novels of pastel colored cartoon equines multiple times, is that correct?"
>>2281644
>>2281681
>>2281644>>2281609I need more anons like this so I can feel bad about myself and actually get things done. Negative reinforcement works!>>2281631Agreed. I'll do my best!
Dr Doom general?
>>2281665I really hope you feel bad now.
>>2281690Why is this correct MLPGWHY DID IT GO SO WRONG
http://www.fimfiction.net/IT IS HERE
>>2281690W-WHERE DID YOU GET THIS INFORMATION FROM?STOP STALKING ME!
>>2281690Yes sir, I like the pink one most.
>>2281684We would also die. worth it though.
>>2281707>>2281710>>2281713And this is why I'm learning to be a HR manager
>>2281690Y-you too...
>>2281690No, that's incorrect.I do however have extensive experience with LAMP server management and abject failure.
>>2281648Jokes on you; I never write serieses.
>>2281722Why would DOOM hat us?
>>2281703Not really.
>>2281728>that feel when recursively chowning / instead of .
>>2281700DOOM finds this... acceptable.
>>2281709
>>2281699>negative reinforcement worksNo it doesnt
>>2281728>LAMPVarg pls
>>2281716>she has no idea what's going onPerfect.
The secondary thread will be online within six months
kill everyone
>>2281729>serieseseseseses
>>2281749DERPY IS NOT RETARDED. SHE'S JUST CLUMSYI'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
>>2281755i get it deus ex good one
>>2281735Well, we were largely responsible for all this. Also our sins are almost as great as the bronies', and worse yet we might unleash an ever worse spawn of some show.
>>2281767You're waifu is ugly and retarded.
>>2281783YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MY WAIFU
>>2281780Hey, speak for yourself, I always knew this whole thing was a bad idea, I'm blameless!
>>2281772No fun
what a horrible night to have a ponythread
>>2281716>>2281749>>2281767>Wah! What are we gonna do on the cloud?
>>2281792Fuck off terse.
>>2281797>"It's not Jackie Chan!"
>>2281790Sorry for writing a greentext story that says she's retarded
>>2281783http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jO8xRn52Xl
>>2281797Cuddle, no sex.Yet.
This thread is terrible. Dump cute ponies being cute.
>>2281716Aww, one of them's all half hanging off. Normally that'd set my ocd off but gosh darn, it's just too cute.
post some random pony images that you never get to use!
>>2281783Status: Stone Told Steve Austin.
>>2281803>thinking I'm terseThat's hot, anon
>>2281823
>>2281829why cant i draw this good
>proofreading fic>oh god why does my fanfiction suck so much everyone's going to hate me and make fun of me oh god>that's it this is the last time I'm writing fuck this I'm done never again I'm done with this show after I show this>oh wait people actually like it>oh well that I'm reading it again it's not really that bad>heh, maybe I'll write something else! This has happened literally every single time I've written something.now I'm depressed because I'm so dependent on external validation
>>2281831I wish terse would put his trip back on so bad
I will make new horse
>>2281812Oh god I love this.
NO MORE IMAGES, WHERE NEW HORSE?!
>>2281810IT'S OKAY, GREENTEXT STORIES ARE JUST FOR FUN
>>2281862MAKING IT!
>>2281822Well Derpy IS cutest pone.
>>2281862Wait for mane to delete his spam, we've got 30+ images to go!
>>2281874IS IT A BOY OR GIRL HORSE?
>>2281848>life is sufferingPut your name back on.
>>2281739Fuck I hate that
>>2281886SEE IT FOR YOURSELF!NEW HORSE>>2281897>>2281897>>2281897>>2281897>>2281897>>2281897>>2281897
>>2281844only good post in this thread
>>2281844>HEY FELLOW DRAWFAGS, I HAVE AN IDEA, LETS FLANDERIZE FANON CHARACTERS AND RUN JOKES INTO THE GROUND>OKAY! HAHA
No friend off today?
>>2281880nah go ahead i won't delete it this time i promise
>>2281667Please respond, just kidding but if you were still interested ill stay in the dead horse for a bit.
>>2281912>flanderiseTroper pls go
>>2281912Just keep whining, you're just making a hilarious ass of yourself.
>>2281944But it's a good term
