Dolls for all purposes and everything else that amuses us.Old funny horse: >>2273372
>pear
pfffffftthahahahahahaha
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When do we get friendoff stuff?
>>2276556>tfw can't find post
>>2276556One day I'll have youThen you will be the sandraker
>>2276564When Leth stops being ded.
>>2275455So yeah I got 90% done with this and realized you said "buying" and not "using", so I feel pretty dumb nowBut I hope this is at least okayI even put silly faces in it
>>2276564NEVER
>>2276564As soon as Leth finds a way back to the home landI give it 1 hour 17 minutes 56 seconds
>>2276575>sandrakerpffffthahahahahha
>>2276578TO LIFE
I swear to god I'm just going to set myself on fire.
>>2276592pffffftthheweewewewewewew
>>2276564They're in the mail. They should arrive in 2-3 weeks
Would you let her teach your children if you have any?
>>2276566I've known this feel.>>2276575
>>2276591La'chem! La'chem! To Life!
>>2276602KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
>>2276606>everyone gets a copy of SBs pictureoh dear
>>2276575Fucking sandrakers...
>>2276592WellI meanI've gone done on girls when they're on their period, but it's one thing to get a little bit of blood mixed in with effluviaAnd quite another to collect it and let it festerJesus Christ that sounds awful
>>2276591TO LIFE
>>2276592HOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>2276625pffffffthhhhhhhahahhahaahahhaha
>>2276592That's legit assault, you know?
>>2276592
>>2276624What was SB's picture of anyway?
>>2276592I asked for that hours ago anon.What the fuck took you so long?
>>2276641Oh nothing.
>>2276592This is the worst hell
>>2276643I was in a traffic jam, sorry I couldn't make it to the thread sooner, anon
I haven't laughed in 25 years.
>>2276652I like scared horse
>>2276659>I don't want to play no games.wav
>That feel when you've remained completely celibate for the past 3 monthsI'm a lot angrier than I was before, I assume that's normal
>>2276662I'm laughing right now.
I hear there was a Korra stream?
>>2276662>1990 was 40 years ago
>>2276612Do you have the "APPLEJACK SMACK" gif, by any chance?
>>2276663me tooalthough this is more shocked than scared
>>2276672> celibate> chasteWait, you mean you're on a dry spellOr no faps?Because at least if you're a guy, that's not very healthy for your prostate.
>>2276592Never drinking anything red coloured again.
>>2276679Not Korra, just Avatar.http://www.livestream.com/kierz
You've forced my hand
>>2276608I would let her do anything.
>>2276672>That feel when you've remained completely celibate for the past 22 years
>>2276697SCRIPTAIRUSWHAT ARE YOU DOINGTHAT IS HORSE NOT CRAB
>>2276663Is that a fact?
>>2276694Goddamn it, I was drinking Red Tea, African Spice.I hadn't made the connection. You just ruined my cuppa.
>>2276697Who the heck is that?
>>2276696>S1Oh cool
>That feel when I'm going to a riding school tomorrow with two female friends of mine
>>2276725Give them the dick anon
>>2276725Oh my god what the fuck is wrong with his face?
>>2276725That's fanart, right?
>>2276725Are these female friends horses?
>>2276693No faps either, I just don't care anymore
>>2276725So which one will you be riding?
>That picture by SBDayum
>>2276725ask them which horses they like
>last thread, lyra rose drawingI'm almost annoyed by ponibooru's downtime nowI have so much coloured stuff ready to upload SOMEWHERE
>>2276747What picture?
>>2276748What picture where?
>>2276740Man, I had a period of two months like that. I wanna go back, but it's hard to do again.
>>2276725If you're not making subtle puns about horse cock the entire time you're doing something wrong.Twily
>>2276725>>2276735>>2276737
>>2276751Not to mention all the Lyra plushie stuff.
>>2276754>the friend-off pictureI feel bad now because my story looks like shit in comparison
>>2276606I've ordered stuff from Amazon that arrived faster than that.
>>2276763
>>2276751heh hehehehbutts
>>2276763Oh good.Good. It's surprisingly on model for such a horrifying face, please never post him again.
>>2276770Amazon is actually usually pretty fast for me
>>2276763it just gets worse
>>2276778something wrong?
>>2276751THANK YOU I LOVE YOU
>>2276783Who would have thought it would be possible for them to get so bad after that shitty magazine leak all those months back?
>>2276763ITS TWILY TIME
Would you do things that Chrysalis liked to do?
>>2276751I love Rose
>>2276791YESPLEASE NO MORE
>>2276802She's a nice person and I love her contributions.10/10 would befriend.
>>2276776Teehee. Horse butt.
>>2276801Haha fuck no. She have all her mindless drones for that.
>>2276791
>>2276725>Riding SchoolYeah, real horses suck and riding them is immensely dull
>>2276751MORE BLUSH!WHY ISN'T HER BUTT BLUSHING?YOU CALL YOURSELF A COLORIST?
>>2276763That's one of the worst cropped images I've ever scene. All the blank space on the right bothers me more than those dumb faces.
>>2276813we need more butts
>>2276802I love her fat pone cheeks.
>>2276806Come back.
>>2276824Wha?I love horseback riding, it's very relaxing and fun.The only victims afterwards are my inner thighs and balls.
>>2276802Since this week, I love both her and Hoppip.
A nice looking and kind girl just reminded me how good the touch of a female feels.I don't think I can continue with ponying with you guys.Maybe I should get a life again, like I used to have.
>>2276828>sceneWhat, "SEEN".
>>2276846Gross
>>2276838I'm going to insert a blade into my frontal lobe then go to GW2 general and forget all this happened.
>>2276831butts butts butts
>>2276831More butts you say?
>>2276854
>>2276808I would befriend Coke ponyWe'd watch movies together all day and I'd never have to get up to go fetch a cokeOh fuck that's perfect
>>2276839How do you find having your testicles turned to paste fun? Or do you love to stare down pedestrians in a funny hat while having your horse shit on their path:?
>>2276846Oh my god, did you hold hands with her?
>>2276872The second part is the best part
>>2276863Unf.
>>2276864That horse has a very cute butt
"..."
>>2276868
>>2276839>The only victims afterwards are my inner thighs and balls.I know that feell even though I a never ride them at least not literally.
>>2276846Time to turn in your horsefucker badge
>>2276885ewthats not a cute buttthats a disgusting sexy butt
>>2276838WUTS WRONG
>>2276877No.Just kissed on cheek, talked, hugged, and caressed faces.
>>2276872It's just fun. It's like asking some one why they like to drive a motorcycle is fun or why skydiving is fun.
>>2276863
>>2276864Butts!
>That feel when it literally hurts to live anymore
>>2276901Why
>>2276885
>>2276884She does, doesn't she?
>>2276917
>>2276925>there will never be another episode as good as Hearth's Warming Eve
>>2276932unf
>>2276863Why doesn't Apostle art anymore?
>>2276932pffffttt hahahathat gif is just funny
>>2276925Were are the rest of Rarity's legs?
>>2276932>no ear flicking3/10, would not save
>>2276932O-oh myI... I need to go lie down for a while
>>2276846We did not like you anyway you freaking casual!
>>2276932is it bad that all i see in twilight now is tara acting like a retard on twitter and that thing >>2276901?
>>2276917you're supposed to eat and sleep regularly
>>2276910>caressed faces
Dammit, Leth. You promised us Friendoff.WHERE IS IT?
>>2276965I kind liked that guy actually
>>2276976Shut up you didn't even do anything.
>>2276932
>>2276901Oh nothing
Where do I mail my Friend Off stuff? I got the package all wrapped up and I just need a mailing address
I think it's time we held a vote to kick Leth out of MLPGTO STEAM
>>2276983He did a lot of complaining.
>>2276976Leth is ded.Rip in peice1997-2012
>>22769871600 Amphitheatre ParkwayMountain View, CA 94043
>>2276976dedleth ist dedfriend off ist ded
I like to imagine that the MLP pones don't have any genitalia or buttholes or extraneous openings on their lower halves at all, and sexual encounters just involve lots of cuddling and rubbing and making out, like>picAnd babies magically appear via Celestia magic when two ponies love each other enough.This is probably why I don't draw pony porn yet.
>>2276976Nathan, pls go
>>2277001We can rebuild him
>>2276984Haha, time for horse vaginas.
>>2276966is it bad that all i see in twilight now is a woman who wears her vagina proudly?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9JW0kV8Rog
>>2277012Look Lyras horn.
>>2276981That's good to hear.I will go to sleep today and nothing will change tomorrow.But I'm going to meet that girl again at least, because I left my plate at her room last time we had a party there
>>2277001>TFW L.E.T.H was IBMs secret AI technology that has been in development since the 1990s.rip in piece ;_;7
>>2277015That looks like shit.
Let's see if people here are generous. Can somebody please buy me humble bundle 1 dollar version? Can't afford it because spent all my money on the 2 games that are already there. Feels bad.metalgearanon@gmail.com
>>2276976I didn't even think you did anythingwho were you paired with sentinel?
>>2276983I wrote two fics, what the fuck are you talking about?One good fic that I am happy with and one fic that is complete shit even by my standards and I am ashamed to have done it. The fact that I kept nodding off mid sentence probably didn't help matters.>>2276997I wasn't complaining, I was just confizzled.
>>2277014We have the marshmallows
>>2277018COAGULATED MAGIC
>>2277028Remember, the person that made that gif want to reedit all the episode with vagina and teats.
>>2277036No you were complaining.
>>2277032Is that you xXMetalxxGearXx?
i like stallions
Twilight's ass thread?
>>2277012This pic...Oh fuck, what do I do when my heart hearts, my left arm is tingly and I have a coppery taste in my mouth?
>>2277054Rainbow Dash, plz go
>>2277049The vagina isn't even the worst part.It's a few things.
>>2276932>13 months in MLPG and Ponibooru>did not fap to PinkiePiesblowjob.gif>did not fap to Twilightfellatio.gif>not even Twilightfellatiocolor.gif>resisted temptation through the bugfag fadI think I'm writing an epic here you guys...
>>2277036Kinda sounded like complaining, dude.
Leth's servers finally crashed.Goodnight sweet overlord.
>>2277012Oh godMy heartI can't handle all this loving committed relationship.
>>2277015Twilight has a really fat pussy and walks funny because of it.
>>2277012Then draw extreme pony cuddling
>>2277065That gif isn't really that spectacular.
>>2277059lie downsoftly sing a pinkie pie song
>>2277059>>2277012This is probably my favorite LyraBon pic ever.
>>2277026> LETH is DARRYLIt all makes sense now... Not really.
>>2277035>sentenal doesn't do anything
>>2277065Almost exactly the same time, maybe 14 months, and I didn't fap to ponies yet.But the temptation just keeps on growing... I recently started to like Rarity's ass too much
>>2277084>TFW the only anonso lonely
>>2277012Probably some of the best art there, and not because of the sex.
>>2277084>one anonymouslel
http://brokencreation.deviantart.com/art/a-little-bit-romantic-305532826?q=%20sort%3Atime%20my%20little%20pony&qo=117
>>2277057I would choose the human.
>>2277052Nope. I'm readonly most of the time, vidya. My friend told me, you guys are good, so I decided to give it a try.
>>2277050You and I remember that thread very differently.>>2277067I was just confused about the intent of the friendoff and was trying to get some clarification. Everyone else bitching at me didn't help. I always thought that the friendoff was supposed to be an exchange of ideas between two people, but when the partner is a colorist the ideas that you are writing on are not his so it unbalances the scales a bit.If anything, it's unfair to the colorist since he's not seeing HIS idea crafted into a story.
SOCKS THREAD
>>2276981me too but we have to hate him now ;_;
>>2277065Give up, if I have to be unhappy and horsefucker you do too.
>>2277085Let me help you with that.
>>2277111hey lookyou're whining again!
>>2277084>tfw I didn't do anything to this friend offI was too scared to apply, because I'm so fucking lazy to write all the time.
>>2276682Just the flashing text or with the prior animation, too?
>>2277072I probably will today.
>>2277072>Lyra and bonbon having sloppy horse make outs while skydiving
>>2277135do it now while Leth is ded
>>2277012Mickeymonster is a fine drawist.http://mickeymonster.deviantart.com/#/d51sk39
>>2277130That's not whining.
>>2277111Please stop talking forever
>>2277085Hope that gets better soon, Anon.
>>2277130But I thought you wanted whining.
>>2277150yeah it was
>>2277135> Chistery x AnonymousNot entirely Anon, still a pretty good drawfag.
>>2277139In white ink?
>>2277147>tfw having no account
>2276548 Hey, you were the one that thought I should know who you are.Contrary to popular belief, very few artists are known by their art. All the popular ones here are as much due to the name as the art.
>>2277128Meh, I don't like smoking Rarity.And the face looks bad.And the ass looks bad on that one too.Try again
>>2277139Good
>>2277158oh you're making me blush
>>2276846>implying
>>2277146But I could only free roam and I'm shit anyway.
>>2277187;_;That's where I stopped watching
>>2277187FUCK YOU! Seriously, I want that fucker to win and beat Kira.
>>2277137Prior animation as well, please.
>>2277155Meh, to be honest, non-sexual butt pictures are more appealing for me.
>>2277160
>>2277199I wish I had the right idea and stopped watching it after that.
>>2277196Shit is better than nothing anonDraw a butt! Everyone loves butts!
>>2277209I know that feel anon
I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE____TWILY____
>>2277097
>>2277163The assumption comes from the fact that the only time I've ever got my name on is when I am actively drawing something for the thread. So if you had seen the name at all (and the way your post was worded, if I recall correctly, implied you had), chances are good you'd associate me with drawin' things is all. S'not a big deal regardless.
>>2277222>vagina
>>2277207
>>2277199Well yeah, that's where it ended.Then the manga-ka caved, just like Toriyama, and wrote more.
>>2277215
>>2277196I'm shit too Anon! We could be shit together!
>>2277147Heh, that's great.
>>2277147>heartstringsUrgh
smile you silly fillies
>>2277232Heehee.
>>2277215But I'm a writer
>>2277229Much appreciated.
>>2277199>>2277201Indeed.
>>2277253Write a butt, everyone loves butts
>>2277231Hey, at least one good thing came out of the rest of the series.MATSUDA! YOU SLOW PIECE OF SHIT!
>>2277170How about this one.
>>2277124NEVER! well... maybe later
>>2277147
>>2277221>implying it isnt filtered
>>2277246Okay
>>2277260But how do I write a butt?
>>2277232>Rainbow Dash fartsVery nice. Only one problem...YOU FORGOT THE WIIIIIINGS
Hit me with some requests, niggers.
>>2277253Do a very detailed description about butts then. I'd read it so hard.
>>2277246
>>2277270ASCII code
>>2277265>you will never poke tiny Lyra's belly with your finger
>>2277229Reminds me of thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mFEud43KJM
>>2277280That's a very creepy smile.
>>2277262It may be cropped out, but I know who she's next to.
>>2277262Better.Much better.Looks like just how I imagined it
>>2277276A butt!
>>2277276BUTTS
>>2277293OH OOOOHHH
>>2277128>Smoking fetishAnd you faggots think your kinks have little material.
>>2277276Derpy riding the Moon into Ponyville
>>2277276A butt
>>2277277>>2277270write about farty butt pones
>>2277276butt.
capes
>>2277299>>2277301Oh my god JC a Butt!
>>2277311>>2277301>>2277299>>2277314Oh you guys.
>>2277225I try to keep folders for each of the drawfags (it's one of the very few organization systems I have). I even have one for that ScrewYou guy.Your name has never come up before.
>>2277312>fartingI would rather not
>>2277276Butt complete with functioning anus
>>2277276more cute twidash, please. i'm sure you know who this is.
>>2277327>Batteries not included
>>2277253>But I'm a writerWellJust aim higher than this, it's not hardhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1k3KvPd8N_jgaTffLSbs9qL2yOiF8rYE7PiTNmAZdwrQ/editProtip: don't suck, you'll be fine.
>>2277328SCOOTALOO
>>2277307got me you motherfucker.
>>2277330Another british Twidash shipper?
>>2277295Glad you like it.
>>2277303Hear me when I party, baby
>>2277307God dammit
>>2277328she looks very brownlike a mexican
I am also drawfagConsidering also taking requests, upstaging Peanus with superior arts
>>2277336>real apple action
>>2277307Why can't I quit you...
>>2277337What about Rose Tinted?Did you ever finish that?
>>2277323Well that's good then, it's not like you'd wanna save anything I've done anyway, I don't produce anything finished anymore
>>2277323I bet you don't have meGuess who I am
>>2277317>>2277328>>2277335I don't know why, but I find these incredibly creepy. For example, imagine that you have all three in your room, in your very poorly lighted room, and see their eyes always staring and always watching. Waiting.
>>2277280TEEEEEX
>>2277363A butt!In fact, you two should have a butt-off!
>>2277115how do you think celestia's socks smell
>>2277368Never finished it. I just lost the spark.Relationships kind of suck, and I couldn't get that same energy in the fourth chapter.
>>2277350Hmm, not enough butt.I'm starting to lose intrest, anon.
>>2277382Bumping butts?
>>2277382I am up for a butt-off.
>>2277307I used to think that, but there's actually battletoads of my kink nowadays Feels good man
>>2277378I want a beach episode so fucking bad. I like imagining what Rarity would wear.
>>2277378This is the most adorable thing ever.
>>2277363Draw Dash body swapped with Fluttershy
>>2277381His computer is still ded
>>2277395How do we go about this butt-off?
>>2277378How well can horses swim?
Remember those free engraved Stella Artois chalices from about a month ago?I just got one of mine
>>2277377it's because they have no mouths and must scream
>>2277395May the best butt win.
>>2277387like butts
>>2277414Oh my
>>2277410I don't think I would want to put anything that came from that glass in my mouth...
>>2277388And what is the source image of your Friend-off entry?
>>2277395Draw butts, post, the anons vote between the superior butt and the winner gets his butt cuddled by his waifu or something.
>>2277276>>2277363Gummy being awesome
>>2277390Oh, sorry, I don't have too many good butt pictures. Here, have some adorable tiny teats before I go shazbot a few rounds. You have no idea how much I love this image.
well shit
>>2277387Fucking good
>>2277378i like wet hair on girlsit makes them look different and hotter somehow
>>2277414Jelly
>>2277421Why does her back right leg have a dick
>>2277431Hey Peanus, were you the guy asking for an Avatar stream a while back?
RoseI know you love butts, but you have to show your love through drawings, not text
Oh, wait, I remember why I didn't do anything to the friend-off.Because I only ever make shitty greentexts, and I barely screencap any of them.Quests don't count
>>2277434Oh god... my sides.
>>2277410Well enough.
>>2277427meant for >>2277414
>>2277407
>>2277430Never Posts Anything drew a picture with bald ponies inSo that was the inspirationI have no idea where it is on their Tumblr any more, my powers are no good in that domain.
>>2277434HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2277434Pffffttt hahaha
>>2277441My brother got one of those a little while ago. It had "El Psy Congroo" engraved into it. It's pretty rad.
>>2277434Fucking beautiful.
>>2277433Now THAT is pretty great.But if you leave, who will give me more Rarity butt pics?
>>2277444Kinda, Kierzz mentioned that he was tempted to do one, I expressed interest and a couple of weeks later asked where he was with it.
>>2277434Guess it's a cultural phenomenon now
>>2277471He's streaming it right now
>>2277414Should I be honored?
>>2277377They wait, watching until you fall asleep, and then they pounce on you and cuddle up gently to your head as you sleep.And then you wake up with them still around your head and scream in surprise.
>>2276693>that's not very healthy for your prostateIs there any source of this or it's just masturbation addicts trying to justify themselves?
>http://asklyratheplushie.tumblr.com/Jesus, this guy is going sanicAnyone know the artist?
>>2277434Oh god that's great
>>2277434>>2277468OH NOOOOOO
IT'S LOTS AND LOTS OF BUTTS
>>2277480Oh god dammit.
>>2277434KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
>>2277485Frequent orgasms are positively correlated with good prostate health outcomes.It's a Thing.
>>2277262Do explain in great detail what the other two characters are, Anon.
>>2277470
>>2277482Then you hear seams ripping as "mouths" start to form and you can only hear them whisper, "Kill us. Kill us." over and over in a haunting cadence.
Tim reads sexy pony fanfics.http://www.distortedview.com/show/2012/05/29/dv-daily-052912/Start at 4:15If you don't know DistortedView yet, you really should, it'll probably make you less of a faggot.
>>2277525>ROFLBOT
>>2277525Jokes on you, I don't have it out, I just like the sight of pony butts.
>>2277488is this supposed to be funny?
>>2277481absolutely
>>2277470I can.
>>2277529>cadence
>>2277499BIG BUTTS
>>2277485> masturbation addicts> I am so Kellog I feel the need for a Colonial coming onhttp://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>>2277555LITTLE BUTTS
>>2277519Someone will try to have sex with that doll.
>>2277549That beret and that turtleneck with > dat hair for Rarity was my very favourite bit from Sweet and Elite.
>Y-you're under arre-ooooh~!>I'm taking... taking you d-downtown perp!
>>2277552Another word I can't ever like.
>>2277576FAST BUTTS
>>2277577No shit
>>2277576Even butts with chickenpox?
>>2277552
>>2277577I'm not sure which is funnier, the outrage from that whole doll thing or the fact some dumb bastard is going to try raw-dogging it without a Fleshlight and probably post about it on Reddit.
>>2277576if sweetie came up to me and started shaking her butt in my face i couldn't be held liable for what happened next
>>2277470Classic Rarity butt
>>2277577>try
>>2277593Just try to picture it though.
>>2277595Does anyone else hate how pony hair looks from the back?
>>2277530It always seems odd to me when someone brings up bronies without flying into a rage or bursting into laughter.
>>2277587>"I'm taking you in for a full-body examination!"
>>2277576>>2277591SLOOOOOW BUTTS
LMAOhttp://knowyourmeme.com/memes/disturbing-lyra-plushie
>>2277595Why doesn't that have Nigel's face on it yet?
>>2277608I don't think the doll would provide enough grip.
>>2277622you mean bursting into treats
>>2277562Well, it does sound like justifying. Love and tolerance, anyone?
>>2277630Wow
G-guys, does anyone have subtle pony wallpapers?
>>2277628>that sceneNot a single boner was left untouched that daySeriously, Colgate AND Lyra? UNF
>>2277630Really?
>>2277630>knowyourmeme
>>2277622I was listening to WastedTaste radio last night, and the host told a story about how he saw an older guy watching mlp on his ipad, and he was just blindly livid.It was funny and a little sad
>>2277629EVEN BUTTS WITH CHICKEN POX
Why haven't you exchanged your worthless paper for superior Equestrian currency?
>Why do you want any grey area to exploit?>any grey area to exploit?>be Rapesfurherkapitan of the U-4319>first officer reports a female on the horizon>sound general quarters>I come to the bridge>identify female as a drunk Blonde-class.>Geneva convention forbids the raping of females but all Rapesfurherkapitans unofficially know that every female raped is a victory for the Rapesdeustchfaterland. A drunk female is one loophole the Unterrapes-boats use.>take the U-4319 on an intercept course>suddenly a wild Feminist u-boat hunting whale plane is spotted by the conning tower watch>Feminist whale seaplane veers off to intercept usfuckingnope.jpg>order first officer to submerge to fifty feet of alcohol, past the thermal layers to the gray area>feminist whale plane drops drama charges and female logic torpedoes>order zigzag evasive maneuvers, wingman Unterrapes-boat deploys decoy comments>we are still on target>first officer reports firing solutions ready, torpedoes ready to fire>I give the command>another Blonde-class female is raped successfully using the drunk exploit>when we return to port I receive the iron cross, first class and a personal letter of congratulations from mootler>all heil the Rapesdeustchfaterland
>>2277651Is this subtle enough?
>>2277591EVEN BUTTS THAT PLOW THROUGH SNOW
>>2277641I think there's a difference between saying "oh lol I masturbate each and every day constantly to keep my prostate irrigated and blood blowing through it" and "NOT masturbating isn't necessarily all that healthy".
>>2277630I've seen far far more disturbing things in this fandom
>>2277636
>>2277629SUNNY BUTTS
>>2277669Not bad, but I doubt it'll do good on a mousepad
>>2277651
>>2277658>Implying pony economy can even begin to stand up to human currencies
>>2277629>She keeps doing this every time I go get the mail>Tell her to stop, threaten to call the police>She continues to do this for a whole week>She pops up through the windows, the door, and once when I was trying to drive to work>I locked myself in the bathroom, I can hear the faint sound of paper brushing against the door>I hope she doesn't discover how to open the door
>>22776882subtle
>>2277651I feel like shit for what I said to that one guy months back in /co/. I know now I was dead tired at the time, but I'm still regretful.
>>2277651Subtle? Try this.http://simpledesktops.com/browse/desktops/2011/aug/24/celestia/
>>2277658What is the last word anyway?
>>2277684EVEN BUTTS at night~
>tfw when you forgot to hit the "submit" button for your story>tfw the link you mailed to the friendoff must have worked anyway, because there were three views on the story despite not being submittedWell, hit the button anyway just for good measure. Would be awful if it didn't work in time for tomorrow. Good thing I doublechecked.
>>2277664>Rapesfürherkapitan*>Rapesdeustchvaterland*Neither make sense, anyway.
>>2277617No, as they are manes after all, that's what they look like. I actually don't like the ones that are done up like human hair.
>>2277651Not subtle enough?
>>2277456save it this time, jeezI deleted it from my tumblr
>>2277716Are you questioning glorious Rapesdeustchvaterland?
>>2277485I'm addicted to masturbating just as I am to food.>Oh hey my body is telling me I should probably be out inseminating some females>But I have no females readily on-hand so I'll just jerk off instead and feel really good as my body rewards me for completing its biological function, even if I'm lying to it>NNNNNNNNNNNO IT'S WRONG AND YOU SHOULDN'T DO IT
friendosh where
>>2277684
>>2277740leth suffered a fatal error.
>>2277705WE'VE GOT APPLEBUTTS
>>2277738>raised tailsunf
>>2277753Did someone say Hindquarters?
>>2277747this stopped being funny long ago
>>2277746he's such a cunt
>>2277656>watching MLP in publicHe was right to be angry.
>>2277738Why are you getting so defensive?
>>2277738That analogy isn't really functional.You can have eating disorders where you either don't or do feel hungry at inappropriate times, I'm sure the same can be true for wanking, though it's not anywhere near as problematic.
>>2277733Saved.Funny story, the teacher, Mrs. Honey? She's based on the smiley-face pone too.
>>2277753MINTY BUTTS
Sorry, I was making pop corn.Please continue with the Rarity butts.
>tfw someone from MLPG is moving in with you but respect their privacy, so you have to keep it hush hush
quints get
>>2277703It means equality.
>>2277765He got hit by a bus.
>>2277777faget
>>2277772Well, what's the context? It reads like somebody posted a censored version of something he made, and this is him proving it's his.
>>2277773true enough.It was on an airplane.
>>2277778Still haven't read it.But maybe if Leth never comes back my hand will be forced and I'll post your image while reading your fic.
>>2277784WHY WE EVEN HAVE farty buttsand I'm fuckin done. 2butt4me
are... are we being raided?
>>2277801he's a cunt regardless, i don't care the context
>>2277786WHO IS IT
>>2277786Is it me?
>>2277791I don't recognize it? What is the letter sequence? PariiItas?
>>2277786They're gonna be pissed you even said anything.
>>2277786Oh really?
>>2277786>mfw will never live with a fellow horsefucker
>>2277819I don't know anonAll I know is that I'm bailing out and going to sleep
>>2277753>Implying ponybutts work like this
>>2277774Why do you not like masturbation? Do you hate FREEDOM?>>2277775>rarr how dare you have fun
>>2277801Nah, Deaf, 0r0 has a similar picture that isn't censored in any way (except that it might have his fursona jammed in there) and he was being a dick about the picture.
>>2277848sounds reasonable, might do that too
>>2277843>living with a fellow horsefucker>the rent is split along with and table expenses
>that KYM Lyra plushie page
>>2277199>>2277201I enjoyed the 2nd season better. of the the manga anyways. The anime 2nd season sucked compared to the first.
>>2277785
>>2277850By all means, fap all you want, I just think your analogy was off.
>>2277863>NIGHT THREAD>You fuck each other silly
>That feel cursed to forever have the same discussion thousands of times with now possibility of escape.
>>2277819>>2277848>>2277861raided by who? butts? that's hardly a raid.
>>2277843>You will never roleplay hot, steamy ponysex
>>2277786You weren't supposed to say anything!
>>2277874mlpg loves buttsthis is nothing newgive more butts
>>2277786God dammit anon, give us a clue
>>2277863Actually they're just paying for groceries and my phone bill. No rent.Cuz I'm a bro like that.
>>2277874Don't you butt me young man.
>>2277863>>2277872>browsing mlpg at the same timeI kinda want to do that with someone now.
>>2277874That's what we call contributing.
>>2277870Hmm, I was afraid that no one would post more Raributt.That is one fine peace of ass, by the way.Keep 'em coming.
>GG buggered off and we have no dolls for the doll threaddammit ggarn't you the doll drawing person
That's a lot of ass.
>Implying
>>2277874>people caring about numbers>more autism than usual>meta >feels
>>2277891>Dude, did you see what Deafdefiler just said?!>Um... no, of course not.>Is that you?Then we proceed to have consensual sex throughout the night. It'd be grand, something to tell our children about.
>>2277884That is my fetish
>>2277915Why the fuck would you post that?
>>2277878... Says YOU ...
>>2277897I'm running out of the good stuff. Sorry.
>>2277891But you are.With us.
>>2277915in response to >>2277878
>>2277891>did you just call my waifu a slut?>yeah what are you gonna do about it?>Y-You too
>>2277863>"Yo bro, we're having a butt thread again!">"oh Shit, thanks, I'll be on the general in a minute!">"No problem, I know how you love Twilight's ass">"Speaking of which, we're out of tissues!"
>>2277891Every time I go and browse mlpg, I assume there's someone else on the planet browsing. So I say, "I'm gonna go browse mlpg, too."
>>2277850If masturbation wasn't a basic body need fappers would be hated thousand times more than bronies ever could be.
>>2277938>>2277934>browsing mlpg with someone sat on your lap>take turns posting
>>2277951>raucous audience laughter
>>2277933Well, thanks for these anyway!
>>2277936Well it was an awful post.
>>2277951>Not wiping with each other's mouthDo you even have a roommate
>>2277972No regrets.
>>2277951>>2277963Sounds like a horrible sitcom, which I'd probably watch and feel bad about later.
BUTTS FOR THE BUTT GOD.
>>2277963>snare drums>everyone laugh>roll curtains
>The anon living with the other guy from MLPG will have a sitcom like The Big Bang Theory>It's about a brony and a horsefucker living together
>>2277991Cute.
goddammit
BUG BUTTS
>>2277994Rorschach pls go
>>2277991ok
pony butt you say
>>2278011Ha
>>2278005>It's about a brony and a horsefucker living togetherAll of my butts!
>>2277936I can with some confidence say I'd rather light myself on fire than let you in through the door.
I COULD GO OFF THE DEEP END, I COULD KILL ALL OF MY BEST FRIENDS
>>2278029Fire would take to longI'd rather just shoot myself
>>2277952Can someone explain to me why a whole population, nearly half of that of the whole human race, that have super human powers that defy the very laws of physics are discriminated against in racism and bigotry? People that can shoot energy from their eyes, manipulate mater, fire ect, and run faster than a speeding bullet are hated by the public and governments of the world because.... why?
>>2278038I COULD FOLLOW ALL THOSE STYLISH TRENDS
Why don't we have more young granny?I want to see more of her especially covered in zap apple jam
>>2278042I think he was expressing how much suffering nathan would present. A clean death isn't much for suffering.
>>2278022OH WOW
>>2278051AND GOD KNOWS I COULD MAKE AMENDS!
>>2278005>"This Lyra plush is an outrage! Have you ever seen anything more disgusting?">"uuh, dude, can you lend me some dosh, I kinda' need to win an auction superbad now"
>>2278053unf
>>2277991butts
Leth...
>>2278053I require her taking multiple timberwolves.
>>2278077>not checking your favorite pony's butt for loot
>>2278012unf
>>2278078dead
>>2278005>The Trixiefag, manesixfag and bugfag>Their daily quarrels>The one brony they let stay there because they conned him into paying 8/10th's of the rent>The pranks>The mutual masturbation>The gay orgies where they get their loose pony ears out>That one time the brony brings a small pony home with himGame of Thrones Game of Schmoes, I'd watch this.
>>2278043Because they're disgusting and abhorrent abominations that aim to destroy the very fabric of our society and nation by merely existing.You sound like a mutie lover. Fucking disgusting.
>>2278005Great! I need another show on my list of things never to watch.
>>2278077>>2278086>mimic.jpg
>>2278077I have never fapped to poneI thought I'd never fap to poneSo what the FUCK IS THIS AROUSAL
>>2278083
>>2276801i would chrysalis i guess
>>2278005>Big Bang TheoryRequesting pony laugh-track.
>>2278077>Insert Discord
>>2277991needs more zecora butts
>>2278103Don't stop nowkeep looking at butts
>>2278092If they are abominations, then why do they exist, and in such great numbers?
Is zebra butt acceptable?
>>2278103Celestia is a dangerous witch. Proceed with utmost care near her foul presence.
>>2278109>taking multiple timberwolf knots
>>2278078I'm not Leth, but I could give it a tryMLPG Flavor of the Day: Clickety clack down the track, here they come, it's LOTS AND LOTS OF BUTTSPlushiefucking Levels: What haven't we put in Lyra's butt yet?Eh... I miss him, too.
>>2278125The world is a cruel and horrible place.
>>2278091>bugfag roommate enters room>spray him with Raid in the face every time he enters room until he is cured out of his unearthy obsession with Bugpone>then proceed to worship Celestia
>>2278130
>>2278132But he was here earlier. Won't he be back later? Did he go on holiday or something?
>>2278135>bugfag paints over all the windows in the house blocking out the sun
>>2278124Is Twilight a lesbian, or is that simple embarassment?
>>2278103Have one of my favorite buttsIt really does taste like Apples
>>22781262fat4me
OUTTA MY WAYI HAVE TO POST BEST PONY BUTTafter the princess of course
How's things, general?Haven't been on in a while.Any new things?
>>2278152>not changing the glass in the windows for a green tinted light
>>2278153Could be either -- or both.
>>2278134It's all part of God's plan to bring humanity together.
>>2278155Applebutts general
Butts in rubber?
>>2278171LETH IS DEDAND BUTTS
>>2276950I heard someone accused him of tracing and he got really mad or somethingthat's just a rumour though
>>2278153It's whatever you want it to be anonI like to think it's a little bit of both
butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts
>>2278173Or the fact that every female is bisexual.Or so I heard.my ex told me this secret
>>2278179why does dovne hat us
>>2278171BUTTS.
>>2278172>plants luminous fungi behind the couch, in the cistern and under everyone's bed
>>2278192>everyone is bisexualYou're just waiting for the right person
>>2278186HAVE COLORED BUTT.
It's butts time
>>2278192That's not true, though a lot of women just go straight because they're 'expected' to or think "oh, well, straight women aren't supposed to like sex or men, I'll just grit my teeth and get through it."Thirty years and two failed marriages later they learn the truth.
>>2278225I wanna play hambone on them so bad
>>2278221No, really.She said that every female is bisexual, or at least as long as they are under the influence of alcohol.
>>2278182BUTTS IN RUBBER
>>2278192Perhaps we'd all be indifferent to gender if society had developed a different way.
>>2278243I just think it's almost entirely a social construct with a few reinforcements in the genome. Given the right circumstances beyond that m/m f/f m/f are all possible.
>>2278234hamboning could save your life
>>2278243maybe she was just a slut
>>2278253Perhaps you're a faget
>>2278243maybe everyone really is bisexual, and it's just western culture that keeps males suppressed
>>2278230Where was this an hour ago?
enough butts you guys!
>>2278273But I like Butts!
>>2278230http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlmYqQ-sthA
Are we tired of multipurpose Lyrabutt yet?
>>2278268I don't know, I think gay / bisexual men are expected to figure that shit out and are given more agency than transgendered people or lesbiansI mean with men it's just taken as a given 'Wait, you really don't like women? Okay then, other guys it is I guess. (Which one of you is the girl?)'Lesbians get this schtick -- "you just need a REAL MAN."
>>2278267Perhaps.
Butts and socks!
>>2278289>Are we tired of multipurpose Lyrabutt yet?NOPE
>>2278273No such thing
>>2278292>jelly as fuck
>>2278230>that feel when you'd go for the one on the left
>>2278225Looks like your hands might just sink in...Can't imagine the glorious feeling of hotdogging her while she's on her back, your dick sliding against her slick puffy vulva and between those cheeks until you blow your load all over her belly and chest. She would squeak in surprise, making you twitch between her warm cheeks.
>>2278290That's far too simplistic to be honest.Oh man that kotaku article /v/ showed me. Oh god.
i uh
>>2278271... So this -- THIS is why God gave me two hands.Mirror come-hither fingerings just at that place they beg please please please right there firmer, yes, yes, swirl the thumb outside it, god yes yes yes yes make me comeThey sound like they're in stereo as they buck and groan deep down in their throatsYESSSSS
butts in your face
>>2278289It's getting there.
>>22782961001 uses
>That feel when haven't watched animu in months because of pone.I guess I jumped from one shit fandom to another. What shit fandoms did you guys hang out with the most before MLPG?
>>2278292I wish I was an appl pone and Braeburn and Mac would give me special hugs
>>2278316u wot m8
>>2278311You can fuck a girl any day, but when's the next chance you'll have to stick it in a magic talking unicorn?Exactly.It's not weird, it's sound judgement.
>>2278304THAT'S A LOT OF PLOTS
>>2278322Oh god I could not stop laughing when that got posted last nightSomething about the look on the muggers faceI literally just was laughing for minutes
>>2278313I dunno, personally I think people are just more likely to believe a guy in their sexual choices (no I'm not saying it's a choice, I'm saying their expressed orientation) but not a woman.What article on Kotaku did you get force-fed?
>that feel when you can't use the friend-off as an excuse for procrastinating on your own stuff any more>that feel when you're still only 1000 words into the next chaptercurse these slow-writing hands
>>2278312
>>2278324My last fandom was just hated, in comparison to any proper fandom we were SAINTS. We even had nearly 0 of r34.
>>2278324Sonic
>>2278324None, I actually played a lot more vidyaI've played maybe an hour of NHL '11 with my brother in the last three weeks and thats all
>>2278324Don't laugh but I did poke around the fringes of the Vocaloid fandom. Never really got into it, though.This is actually the first "fandom" I've been a part of.
>>2278324I was /a/ too. I just got tired of keeping up with seasons and schedules, or going on archive binges. The same reason I don't watch TV.
>>2278335>implying there's not an equal chance of fucking either of them for people in these threads
>>2278322That is the greatest one along with the Legolas one.Those two made me laugh like a maniac.
>>2278336THAT'LL BE FOUR BITS BABY, YOU WANT ROOTS WITH THAT?
>>2278322>tfw you've actually been mugged>tfw after you showed them that you only have your credit card and ID on you and they patted you down, they still stabbed you with a fucking dull kitchen knife
[awwyeah]
>>2278346>mfw people are enjoying my comic
>>2278373>>2278373post the legolas one please?
>>2278379>dill kitchen knifeYou are no man.
>>2278379Probably a nigger
>>2278335Reminds me of a friend of mineHe was talking with his bro-friends and exclaimed, "You know, you don't get to CHOOSE what celebrity wants to fuck you. If it's George Clooney, TAKE it, motherfucker."I guess you gotta "Last Unicorn" that shit.
>>2278379I was embarrassed, it was the only knife I owned.
>>2278384
>>2278324played more vidya before pone, but didn't really get involved in any fandoms
>>2278382you're a fantastic cartoonist.Teach me your ways.
>>2278324This is my first, actually. Most of the time I try and stay away from fan communities, but... well, this one started on 4chan, and we tend to be less faggoty about shit.Over a year later, my gosh do I regret that. You people have ruined me.
>>2278324Huge pokefag reporting. Feels good that this fandom has people that can admit that it's full of shit.
>>2278372> equalWell, that humanized Twilight is easily an 8 out of 10So that'd be ... once-in-a-year, twice-if-she's-drunk for meBut a GODDAMN UNICORN?Yeah, no comparison
>>2278349TRIGGER WARNING: BULLSHITwww.forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2012/05/31/for-diablo-3-hacking-the-buck-stops-where/
>>2278382Ofc shout.
>>2278395>not being involved in fandomsThis thing seems to be much more popular in case of vidya in comparison to other medias. I wonder why.
>>2278370You poor, poor man.
>>2278417http://kotaku.com/5910857/straight-white-male-the-lowest-difficulty-setting-there-ishttp://kotaku.com/5911853/straight-white-male-is-the-lowest-difficulty-setting-there-is-a-follow+upDamn it.
>>2278413>human women>being even above 5/10 when you also have to fit cute and sexy ponies on the scaleNope.
>>2278370Huh, me too.
>>2278421Because /v/ is awful
>>2278428On the bright side, since I never got too far into the murky waters of the fandom, I can still enjoy the music that comes out of it.Which would indeed be wonderful if I could actually find any that's decent.
>>2278438Dude, I have to work the ten-point system based on women I actually knowAll of them being humanDems de breaks, mang
>>2278418Looks more like Apple than Shout
>tfw you're rich as fuck and REALLY want to buy that Lyra plushIs there only one, or is he going to make more?Does he take requests? Cuz I'd take a Rainbow Dash one that's actually 3.5 feet tall like in the show.
>>2278463>he
>>2278463I would pay for a pretty dash that is 3.5 feet tall with a fuck hole below her gala dress...
>>2278463It's a she and she is planning on making more, Dash and Pinkie if I recall correctly.Ask your parents before you put it on their credit card.
>>2278463What does tfw mean?
>>2278463>that feel when you'd seriously consider paying money you barely have for a lifesized anatomically correct DashieFinally it wouldn't have to just be a fantasy
>>2278480>she
>>2278394Oh god how had I not seen this yet haha
>>2278488>me
>Still no friendoff
>>2278482>tfw you don't know what tfw means
>>2278463hopopopo makes plushies and will continue to do so, so yesalso >he
>>2278482Their Face When
>>2278479The things I'd do to that hole...
>>2278480>It's a shehow do you know that? No really, how?
>>2278482That Fucking Wallpaper
How would you explain your penis to your favorite pony when they see it for the first time?
Guys, I've been trying not to throw up for the past six hours and wish I would just die already. Post sick ponies to help me feel better?
>>2278482the fucking win
>>2278482the fuhrer's will
>>2278512Sorry it's so crappy.
>>2278512
>>2278512where is penis exiting from?is it the nose?then they most blow the runny penis
>>2278512It would go poorly.I'd have to explain what circumcision is first and why there's so much scar tissue, and then once she's done being horrified she'd probably leave me.
>>2278510She's a regular around these parts
>>2278510Why would she lie?
>>2278512They've seen penises before anon, the stallions all have themIf they want me to explain all the differences, though... well, that'll require a hands-on demonstration.
>>2278519lol'd
>>2278510Fairly certain she's talked on skype with other mlpg buddies. I mean if you want to go on a crusade to prove otherwise that's fine but she's been around in the Pokemon fandom too, so that would be a long time to keep up a charade.
>>2278543No.
>>2278324Back when the Internet was young I visited a lot of Power Ranger fan sites. I stopped watching it consistently after Time Force, so it was before I had any sense of what a "fanbase" was.Pokémon. For that matter various other Nintendo games, but Pokémon was probably my biggest and most involved. It was all very silly.Wrasslan. Honestly it has the most fun in-jokes, but Christ does it attract some irritating people.Furry. Do I really have to say anything?
>>2278510I have fifteen live webcams in her house
>>2278537That girl ever reply?
>>2278381Shit bro, thats funky as hell
>>2278533>I'll never get to blow the runny penis
>>2278540when has she said?
>>2278537Poor man.
>>2278542>genitalia >canonAssuming they've never seen any penis beforeponies reproduce the natural mammalian way on the show, with magic.
>>2277903oh is this a doll thread?
>>2278512>"Uh ok, Pinkie. This is a penis.">"Uhhuh!">"Its kinda like a....a hotdog. Do you ponies know what hotdogs are?">"Nope!"
>>2278546He talks on skype all the time, yes.
>>2278482It means it's summer.
>>2278569>confirmed for not watching the show
>>2278324Homestuck
>>2278568It's a butt thread tooHow about something with dolls AND butts?
>>2278565Well, it's something that has to be shown, not explained. I'm sure Twilight would disagree, and I'd give her plenty of experience to try and describe
>>2278512>implying I would ever be in a situation that would involve my penis being exposedIt's not like we'd go skinnydipping or anything. She'd probably say it was funny-looking at best if I ever did find myself in that situation, though, and explaining the differences might need a visual aid.
>>2278554No. She just stopped contacting me. I guess I'm okay with being alone though.
>>2278568I would use Twi doll as a bookmark nonsexually
>>2278554Circumcision - because it's funny or cute or "appropriate" when it's a man and a total travesty when it's a woman.
>>2278569>doesn't know what a hotdog isI think she's lying.She likes 'em slippery so they go down her throat easier.
>>2278568Have you done a Rarity doll yet?
>>2278569>tfw you will never coerce a pony to try putting your dick in her mouth
>>2278512>"You see Twilight, it's kind of like a horn.">"Like mine?!">"Yes.">"How fascinating!">"Except, you see, instead of glowing when you're casting magic, it gets hard.">"How neat!">"And when you rub it enough, it will cast a glue spell. That's the only magic it knows."
>>2278569But Pinkie's great at hotdog eating contests.
>>2278568Dolls and sex
>>2278589How does one get into this group Skype chat?
>>2278609>Have you done a Rarity doll yet?
>>2278606She would bite it off you know.
>>2278629How about a fluttershy?
>why isn't this black spot on my canvas erasing>maybe it's the wrong layer?>it flies at my faceFucking insects.
>>2278621Ask Fluffy for an invite.
>>2278589>>2278570Yes and Chistery and TAW are girlsThis is getting kind of annoying anon
>>2278568GG, I'm actually kinda surprised you haven't done much with the Lyra plush outside of dunking that one guy. It just seems so... right up your alley.
>>2278592Maybe you'll find someone who likes that though. How bad can it be?
>>2278630No I hate you.
>>2278587so does that mean you never shower/bathe, cause that involves your penis being exposed and ponies don't respect privacy when cleaning
>>2278603>Circumcision - because it's funny or cute or "appropriate" when it's a manI don't think anyone has ever justified circumcision as because it's funny.
>>2278633i really want a pony to eat my penisbut how will i piss afterwards?how
>>2278633I can imagine her with it in her mouth, growling and shaking her head around like a dog
>>2278587> go skinny dipping> the girls notice your bait and tackle> "Well that's weird, you don't really have a sheath."> trying to quell the conversation before your junk gets stared at any longer, you explain carefully that it's kind of like a dog's or another mammal's> they ask of course if there's a bone involved, like a walrus or a sea creature> explaining ever so much as you wrap a towel around, you still feel their stares> explaining how blood rises in your penis is a little awkward with six fairly intelligent women asking intently how the whole process works, regardless of species> you vow to figure out how to get decent swim trunks in this Godforsaken country
>>2278633Does anyone have the one manga where the girl is looking at a penis for the first time, the guy expecting her to blow him and in her mind she's thinking"I....guess I'm supposed to bite it or something..."
>>2278630Do I have to pay you first?
http://rule34-data-000.paheal.net/_images/af560e91069c6c644a37d2ab85527d9a/859168%20-%20Friendship_is_magic%20MegaSweet%20My_Little_Pony%20Rainbow_Dash%20fluttershy.png
>>2278642He's on Steam and/or Skype? Names/Email?
>>2278642How do I contact fluffy?
>>2278644You seem upset that Hoppip can't be the woman you want him to be
635B8BF
>>2278670no, hes dead
>>2278630>Pinkie likes to be ridden>You're too big and your legs drag on the ground, but you both have fun anyway
>>2278644but they are, and hopopo isn't. Think about it, what proof has he ever given?
>>2278666
>>2278651One time in health class the teacher explained she got her kid circumcised and laughed how little he cried over it versus not getting a bottleLittle did she know they probably did that while he was still in the hospital, screaming himself hoarse from the pain, waddled and put away in the shared nurseryHer little tittering laugh nearly caused a homocide that day
>>2278671Ouija board.
>>2278687Fuck you and fuck your spectral tears.
>>2278676I know what that's for and I'm not using it.
>>2278666btw why secret tumbrl 404d?
>>2278647It looks like one of those dildos you get with the ridges all along it, but the skin was pulled too tight. Growth was stunted to 4.5 inches and hair actually physically grows on the shaft.So yes, it's fucking bad.
I'm fairly certain the skype group is fairly tight knit and for contributors onlyAre you that desperate for human interaction?
>>2278687why the fuck am i laughing
Is Leth still ded?
>>2278639>How about a fluttershy?yep
>>2278666So Megasweet is doing some flatchest x large-breasted Fluttershy?Huh.
>>2278703Because CP
>>2278709Well I thought it was funny as well.
>>2278716Thats not cp.
>>2278703Capitalist army.
>>2278703shh shh anon my penis needs nursing
>>2278712Leth's dead, baby
>>2278721I'm sorry for your loss, Twilight.
>>2278703The capitalist army is waging war against our "beloved" porn artists
>>2278716drawn loli isn't cp
>>2278714What about all of them at once?Or Dash, you hardly ever do Dash
>>2278686What a fucking bitch.Some people really shouldn't be parents.
>>2278714That'sadorable
>>2278706>hair actually physically grows on the shaft.I thought I had it bad
>>2278650>implying I wouldn't have a locked door/window/privacy hedge
>tfw one day after years of practice maybe you to can contribute enough to get into the secret contributer's skype club.
>>2278714Rainbow Dash?
>>2278657whyboneraaand >>2278706Boner lost.
>>2278706That's rough. Kinda like scar tissue.
>>2278754I have those little tiny bumps all along the underside of mineThese things http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordyce's_spot
>>2278754>I have that too and dont know what to do about it
>>2278703some cried
>>2278747
>>2278706>Growth was stunted to 4.5 inchesMaybe that part is just incidental and you have a tiny dick.
>>2278754WaitThat's a problem?
>>2278755>implying that'd stop Pinkie>implying her eye wouldn't bulge out of the keyhole as she watched you, commenting on your washing style>implying she wouldn't jump in to give you a hoof
I just realized, Leth hasnt posted the marker for some time now. What does he do now besides post meta stuff? and the friendoff of course
explain how i can get pony into penis
>>2278776AAAAAHHHH I HAVE THOSE TOO
BUY CELESTIA'S LIGHT AND LUNA'S MIGHTI SUMMON YOUR NAMEHTELHETLHETL
>>2278776Goddamn I have an ugly dick, it's like chrysalis fucking horn, with those and some more shit to boot.
>>2278750>>2278758Dash tooall of 'em
>>2278776Oh, I have those too.
>>2278808>even the horrible bitch
>>2278703because bronies raided it after Hoppip's lyra plushie
>>2278792He posted it yesterday, I think.
>>2278776I always wondered what that wasMine is barely visible though
>>2278776I have hair on my shaft as well as these spots. My dick must be hideous to your average pony.
>>2278792He keeps morale high, why does it matter? It's not like he ever makes retarded posts with trip on like Nathan or Sentenel.
>>2278793They never did let Rarity play jump ropes. They decided later that it was boring and went to another part of the playground. So there sits Rarity, looking at the neglected rope with tears blurring her vision.
>>2278808Do more Dash please. The wonderbolts bring her home then completely forget about her
>>2278776Oooooh, so thats what that wasThis whole time I thought it was acne! Thanks MLPG!
>>2278817>even the horrible bitchyep
>>2278826If you painted it black it would look like a giant fly's proboscis
>>2278826Hideous is a strong word for exotic
>>2278826Also a seam running along the underside of the shaft that is really ungainly, and a section at the base of the shaft that looks 'bubbled' or torn.
The fuck, your dicks are terrible
>>2278787You're probably right.I shouldn't have said anything, I've just made this into a depressing penis thread. I'm going to go now.
>>2278826Shave the hair? Fuck
>tfw masturbating with a headacheIT'S AN AWFUL FEEL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2278857>shacking>not plucking/waxing
Let's have some more butts.
pony doesn't even want penis no no
>>2278826As well as rest of you. You probably wouldn't look disgusting to them only as a charred corpse.
>>2278859I know that feel
I've been on 4chan a long timeI've migrated between boards on numerous occasionsI've gone from one setting to another and endured over half a decade of spiraling descent on all sidesand one thing I can say for certainis that circumcision arguments and dick comparisons will happen on every fucking boardon every fucking topicand they are almost literally the worst
>>2278867No, socks.
>>2278828>why does it matterjust wondering. Was wondering if our attitude towards noncontributing tripfags had changed or not.
>>2278857>Run a razor along your already bumpy penisWHAT CAN GO WRONG, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN GET MUTILATED TWICE!
>>2278848I have a 7" cock with a nice enough girth and y'all still think I'm a girl. Wow.MLPG, everyone.
I think at this point we really have sunk into the summer miasma.Continue describing your dicks, though. We should run one of those surveys on this.
>>2278873Eeeyup.
>>2278859If it's awful why do you do it?
>>2278866Isn't that painful?
>>2278873True. True.
>>2278818Im starting to dislike all this Hoppipopo attention
>>2278868Well, not human penises anyways
>>2278873On this, there can be no dissent.
>>2278828He drops his trip for that.
Gee willickers, MLPG sure does have some unattractive dicks. Fluttershy would not approve.
>>2278887because masturbation is nice and funespecially to purple pone
>>2278873This isn't dick comparisonThis is dick education. I now know that what I thought was an STD is a load of "Fordyce Spots"
this thread went from butts to penisesi don't think i like this transition
>>2278873You can tell the tenor of every board based on their cutfag v uncutfag argumentsBut as to why they're quite so popular on /b/ and /soc/ I'm unclear
>>2278859>tfw masturbating gives you a headache>by which i mean migraine
>>2278905Stop being a fucking faggot, then!
>>2278892Better than that one tripfag, who's name I can't recall.
>>2278879>Leth>non-contributingApart from all the work he does carting the marker around and his efforts on the friend-off, you mean? It's not like he's annoying anyway, he barely even has opinions other than being a twaifufag
>>2278900But you just said doing this with a headache is not fun. Make up your mind.
>>2278903>This isn't dick comparison>This is dick education.damnit I laughed
>>2278898My dick is great, but I don't want to fuck a pony. Woe to us all.
>>2278843Spike is now my one true bro.
>>2278873ok lets talk about something elseI think the pink pony would be best for snuggling
>>2278889Better than itching for days.Have you ever plucked nasal hair?
>>2278537>>2278335>>2278135>>2278603>>2278651>>2278686>you will never have your pony waifu gently tug your foreskin back>you will never hear her coo sweetly to it as she pours warm water and soothing soaps around your glans>you will never grit your teeth through your fresh smeg-free penis getting a second workover as her tongue circles it, exploring every ridge and fold to make doubly sure it's nice and clean>you will never explain to her that it's uncomfortable as hell for you but you'd never deny her her pleasure
>>2278868if I was pony I would want your penismaybe I can be your pony tonight~
Didn't your daddy ever teach you not to be ashamed of your dick?
>>2278873I don't think we are arguing about circumcision.
>>2278881>not "dooks watching you.jpg"
>>2278920He says he posts things most opinions as anon so people dont make a bigger deal of it
>>2278911>mfw I'm uncutAny other uncutfags on board today?
Posting socks until all these nasty willies go away
>MLPG talking about dicks again
MAYBE WE COULD TALK ABOUT PONIESTHIS IS A PONY
>>2278935He taught me extacly the opposite
>>2278885If you want foreskin talk go here >>>/vg/6569863
>>2278935Maximum points/10
>>2278930>not keeping your dick clean and smegma-freeYou disgust me.
>>2278935'specially since they're so clean and normal and all
>>2278920Never said he didnt contribute. Dont put words in my mouth
>>2278946European, so of courseWhy do you americans butcher your cocks still?
>>2278956Do you even know the lifehack for that?
>>2278947SHE DOESN'T LOOK VERY HAPPY
OKAY THENNO COCKS, JUST PONEDoes anyone else think maybe Spike prefers the cold?
>>2278969>Incoming Religeon
>>2278969Because jews.
>>2278969Goddamn NODon't start this
>>2278960Damnit I laughed>>2278971Yes, it's called regularly washing your dick
>>2278903>>2278936call it whatever you want it's terribleand people jump on me for posting off-topichow about we just drop that and move to ponies discussing penises
>>2278971It's called bathing every day. Possibly multiple times a day.No one wants dick cheese.
>>2278950It's okay to be gay spike!You flaming faggot, literally speaking.
I couldn't form those words in my head, but this is exactly how I feel.
>>2278986>regularly washing your dickYou mean in the shower, yes?
>>2278986>>2278988There is an easier way. Not exactly a substitute though.
>>2278987Ahaha, this one's great.You will never be belittled by a rainbow-haired pony.
>>2279000Why not? It works for me
Everybody, stop arguing about whether cut or uncut is better!Line up and let ME decide!
>>2278987I like the pony in that picture
>>2278987Which humanized pony would like horsecocks most?
You mothafuckershttp://roosterteeth.com/podcast/episode.php?id=168Scroll down, about 20th link down
>>2279015Suck ALL the dicks?
You guys, I just got word.Friendoff stuff will be posted at the beginning of next thread!
>>2278942>tfw I get called out every time I post my opinion
>>2278987> It's got a party hatOh goddamn I lolled
>>2279025What the fuck?
>>2278987>Party Hat
>>2279015Twilight Sparkle will take anything that lets her. What a whore.
>>2279021Pinkie.MMM, juicy!
>>2279032stop being terse
>>2279032terse pls go
>>2279025As fun as the shitstorm was, this was kinda sad. They were even giving Michael shit for it.
>>2279038You can stay on the table. I encourage you to continue.
>>2279048>>2279043I was told I could never live up to Terses opinions.
>>2279035Its everywhere mang
>>2279032Have you ever had a right opinion?
>>2279025Wow this thing is just blowing upI hope Hopop makes mad brony bucksGood for her, living the dream
>>2278885I wonder what was our "lowest" point last summer? Or maybe most memorable fits better?
>>2279032Man, I know that feel. But then, that's because these filthy proles just can't appreciate my glorious erudite superiority.
>>2279021Cartoonlion
>>2279021Fluttershydo you even watch the show
>>2279038I- it's for science! That's all! You can't make unbiased judgements without a lot of datapoints!
>>2279060I maintain that Spitfire was worthless in HF.
>>2277330>moreDid he do some previously?
>>2279061Stop it girls, why do you like it so much?
>>2279068That was a great day>would you fuck a disembodied ass
>>2279081Oh right it's you. Yeah I agree with you.
>>2279070THIS ONE IS THE REAL TERSEI CAN TELL BECAUSE OF THE OPINIONS AND IVE SEEN A LOT OF OBVIOUS BAD OPINIONS IN MY TIME
>>2279087It's like a mini elephant trunk
>>2279059When does it crop up in the cast?
>>2279081all of the wonderbolts have always been worthless
>>2279092PLEB PLEASE GOMY OPINIONS ARE NEVER BAD
>>2279087It's like nothing they've ever seen beforePotential cutie mark material
>>2279061I think you posted the wrong gif.
>>2279078So you need at least three, and Twilight is thorough, so ...Doesn't that mean to make any SCIENTIFIC conclusion she needs something like ... NINE data points?
>>2279056
>>2279097I didn't know scoots liked people who are skilled at reading text upside down.
>>227909821:30Going from the fleshlight discussion
>>2279097Scoots is a very cute pony.
>>2279097>>2279107Sorry girls, but you'll have to find something else.You don't want this to be your cutie marks.
>>2279107>SB gets her cutie mark in dick sucking>AB gets her cutie mark in anal>Scoots doesn't get hers because she's a lesbian>The CMC breaks up.
>>2279114"I wonder what it does"
>>2279038>>2279078>tfw there's a fanfic about this
>STILL NO LETH
>>2279125Here we go then. Oh jeez.
>>2278843>last panelread it in his voice
>>2279132>dick cutie markMy balls
>>2279114That's from Hearts and Hooves day, right?Damn, during the first hiatus I knew all the scenes because I watched all the episodes multiple times.Now I have a hard time telling which scene is from which episode.
Well that's a little scaryI was looking through some picture of Applebloom using google with Search History offAnd a LOT of the pictures link to the archives. Getting to MLPG is actually pretty easy.
>>2279115Well, we're discussing a linearly separable solution space, so the total datapoints must be even. Ten seems a little low, shall we say twenty? Actually, how many do we have? Let's just use all of them. It's important to be thorough.
>>2279141Link?
>>2279140>Apple Bloom's face when you corner her and tell her what it does
>>2279160Don't forget to establish a control group.
>>2279157Time to put some work in, watch all of S2 over and over againthen you'll be able to lord your intricate autistic pony knowledge over all of us
MLPG please stop talking about sex and weiners.Love Anon.
>>2279160But Twilight, what about mares?!It's obvious that they need to be included in the study.
>>2279169>Telling>Not showingDo you even high school writing class?
>>2279173>Time to put some work in, watch all of S2 over and over againI don't think I'll ever be able to do that because of, those episodes
>>2279169>crappy anime side-mouth
>>2279169WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT YOUR DICK AWAY ALREADY?WHY DID YOU LET THEM SEE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!THEY ARE LITTLE GIRLS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
>>2278514
>>2279180Thread will soon be ogre
>>2279141TELL ME YOUR SECRETS
>>2279140Is it hard for anyone else to perceive this as anything other than a goofy smile?
>>2279081That's not even an opinionShe didn't do anything
>>2279185you mean Baby Cakes and MMMMystery?
>>2279169>Why if I ever saw one of them cocka thingies
>>2279191>Hello SeaHey Ocean?
>>2279180>Implying MLPG doesn't accidentally break into actual show discussion.Just wait around, it'll happen.
>>2279185do it, you gotta hack it, manplus all the episodes are acceptable
>>2279200They were comparatively great to canterlot wedding
/сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/WHERE ARE YOU
>>2279173Okay, but is there a torrent of the episodes without the Hub and logos and such like during first season?
>>2279201"Ah'd laugh at how silly it was! But now it's right in front of me--..."
>>2279201So she'd laugh.
>>2279163>>2279193http://www.fimfiction.net/story/1952/1/TMI/TMI
>>2279200>Baby Cakes>BadShall I do a little shiggy diggy?
>>2279183but the hypothesis is that cut and uncut penises feel differe-actually, yes, let's include mares too. For the sake of research.
>>2279210not really
>>2279212http://yp1.pony.pp.ua/
>>2279205I just want to not talk about penises or sexual intercourse for one day.;_;
>>2279227>opinionsI can't rewatch them, I've tried.
>>2279224jimcarreysayingtimetofap.jpg
>>2279212You can have full HD 1080 resolution rips with shitty progressive scan from TV rips, or 720p iTunes rips with shitty colors.There are no better options.
>>2279212Oh I don't know, I don't want the show
>>2279196Autism, obviously bored or unhappy.
>>2279236Go to, err, I have no idea, /o/?
>>2279236>>>/ponychan/
>>2279204By god, you've cracked the code!
>>2279189No, Anon you are the little girls
>>2279232But are these Hub logo/Hub advertisement removed 1080p editions?
They ran off with all our hard friendoff work, didn't they?
>>2279253>>>/>/
>>2279263And then I cried some
>>2279268>1080pNo such thing. The best you'll get at 1080p are the iTunes ones, which are upscaled and suffer from poor colors.
This horse is starting to smell
>>2279268Nope. Your options are either 720p without the logos or 1080p with them.
>>2279285>>2279293Okay, thanks for the info!
>>2279268Logos aren't really that big of a deal if you ask me.
>>2279293The TV rips are interlaced, not progressive.Who cares about watching children's TV in HD anyway.
>>2279232>no single torrent for all of themNo way Jose!
>>2279211Just post a picture of Rumble and he'll appear.
New horse where \
>>2279293720p is highest res, silly
>>2279312We do!
>>2279312Try telling that to /a/
>>2279273it was all a scam, right now leth is living on a private island he bought with the brony bucks he made from his brilliant scheme
>>2279315:V
>tfw can't go fast
>>2279330Must be quite a tiny island.
COSMOMORE RUMBLE WHEN
>>2279339>>2279339>>2279339>>2279339>>2279339>>2279339>>2279339>>2279339>>2279339>>2279339NEW HORSE
>>2279312The encodes are 1080p
>>2279340It's just got a tiny air conditioned room anyway
>>2279314>full season pack
>>2279226> research> lesbianismOh, how the twain shall meet.
