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>>2273388
bags of it
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>no theme song
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OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meetrandom ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,
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>>2273372
I want

vidyagaems
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>>2273415
HOLY FUCK DID I JUST TRAVEL IN TIME?
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>>2273388

TOO SLOW
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>>2273415
It's like it's 2005 again.
'sup /b/ let's raid myspace 4 teh lulz xD
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Ooh, I'm here early!
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When are the friend-off winners going to be announced?
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How big would the shitstorm be if /mlp/ was closed and we returned to /co/?
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Oh, a thread for everything pony-related? I can't wait to talk about the show with you guys!
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dosh
human dosh
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>>2273435
>winners
There are no winners. Stop thinking like that. Make and distribute your own trophies if you want
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>>2273420
when is fighting is magic gonna come out
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>>2273420
I CAN'T WAIT

TO PLAY ALL OF THESE
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>>2273437
I WOULD PISS MYSELF WITH EXCITEMENT
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>>2273435
Wait, it was a contest?
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00CE1D7, those comments
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>>2273437
Monstrous initially.
It depends on whether the mods will have us.
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>>2273435
did the friend off stuff get posted yet?
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>>2273437
Big.

But I'd be happy.
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>>2273437
it wouldn't be so bad. there would just be an over abundance of pony threads on there then. i was always surprised that pony got it's own board and homestuck didn't.
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Question time. Think of your worst 6mane. Now think of you favorite CMC. Got it?

Both that 6mane and your favorite CMC switch places. That worst pony is young as the CMC and one of the trio whether the your favorite CMC has grown older and now is one of the 6mane. How do you fellow about this change if it effect the show since episode one?
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>>2273437
Front Page:
>My Little Pony General
>My Little Pony General
>My Little Pony General
>My Little Pony General
>My Little Pony General
>My Little Pony General
>KEEP IT TO ONE THREAD HORSEFUCKERS
>My Little Pony General
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>>2273445
>Make and distribute your own trophies if you want
That's not a bad idea actually.

Anyone want to suggest some awards?
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>>2273462
I imagine the writefags put all their stuff on fimfiction.
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>>2273453
NO it's not a contest, it never was
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>>2273467
>Fluttershy and Sweetie
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>>2273465
Homestuck fandom is too little in comparison.

Besides, nobody spammed HS in all 4chan
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>>2273420
>tfw you have almost all of them already
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>>2273467
>applejack and applebloom

Wait...
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>>2273471
Biggest file size
Most spectacular use of orange
Roundest circles
Edgy award for the edgiest art
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>>2273457
Words are kind of failing me right now.
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>>2273453
>>2273476
It's always a contest.
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>>2273495
Best contest is NO CONTEST.
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>>2273437
We would do it with style man
Go back home like fucking kings man
And the first thread man. One giant MLPG marker while shouting WE'RE BACK BITCHES
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>>2273457
what
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FRIEND OFF SOON, FELLOW STALKERS
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>>2273467
>mane
dangerously brony

>Fluttershy switches with Marshmallow Song
I like losing the yellow one, but I'm afraid SB might lose cuteness as an adult. And the appeal of the Rarity-SB dynamic lies in her being younger and stupider.
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>>2273511
Friendoff friendoff friendoff!
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>>2273512
>>mane
>dangerously brony
Sure new is here.
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>>2273512
>mane
We've been using that fir quite a lot bro
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>>2273511
Can't wait to see the art.
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When is all the friend off stuff being posted, anyway?
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>>2273471
>Most butts
>Most Extravagant use of Blush
>Most Controversial
>14Deep82U Award
>It's Shit Award
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>>2273512
>>mane
>dangerously brony
Pls get out
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>>2273500
It's a shame that the hoi polloi would probably make things worse than they need to be. Sure, MLPG would keep their shit together, but there's bound to be a half dozen 'LOL WERE BAK GUIZE LOVE N TOER8!' troll threads floating around causing problems.
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>>2273420
Which Psychonauts soundtrack is it?

There were two of them on Steam, one is the levels and the other is all the stuff from the cutscenes and such without any sound effects or dialogue over it.
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Friendoff?

Did you say Friendoff?
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>>2273471
I would be willing to nominate a few pieces for Most Pious and Most Heretical.
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>>2273516
What did something change in the last month? Have we suddenly decided that "mane 6" is cool again?

Because for the last year that was considered stupid.

MLPG should have a twitter account in which we can post updates about what is in and what is out. You know, officially.
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i saw a mlp fim backpack for sale on the internet once and also rainbow dash hair clips. but i can't find these items in real life. where should i go to find them??? toys r us??
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http://www.dailydot.com/society/my-little-pony-brony-sex-toy/

It's over MLP is finished
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>>2273471
>The Rossies
>Spinoff of the Razzies
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Which pony is the best drunk
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>>2273542
We never stopped using mane
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>>2273481
Because no one wanted to get mad at HS
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>>2273542
It's fanfiction. It varied between being acceptable and being hated depending on the time of day.
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>>2273516
>>2273520
>>2273531
The fact that it's used doesn't excuse it from being a godawful pun that shouldn't have been made in the first place.
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>>2273467
Scootaloo and Fluttershy
Now, she's legal and RD+Scoots is ttly canon. Also, Fluttershy's annoying shy personality works really well for a kid; she'd be like that little orange haired fucker from the Magic School Bus
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>>2273547
If that picture reflects the reality, I'd say Rarity.
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>>2273511
DAMMIT IT'S BEEN THE FRIEND OFF FOR A DAY AND A HALF NOW.

LEEEEETH
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>>2273547
Twilight
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>>2273545
They think Hoppip's a dude!
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>friendoff
>people only care about the art
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>>2273547
Fluttershy, otherwise known as Lightweightshy. She sleeps so peacefully itsa cute.
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>>2273547
Pinkie Pie, and it's canon
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>>2273547
Which pony is the best at anything?
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>>2273547
Hey GG. I tried drawing Gillou, but it turned out horrible.
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>>2273547
Rarity, duh.
Runner up is cheerilee.
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>>2273545
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>>2273566
This reminds me
Did Leth post the report?
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>>2273545
>he
Hoppip man is canon
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>>2273547
Pinkie acts the same drunk as when she's sober.
Applejack becomes grumpy and sluggish.
Rarity whines a lot.
Dash refuses to drink.
Twilight and Fluttershy become more outgoing and giggly, so probably them.
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>>2273531
>mane
>clop
>saucy
>herd
>brohoof
>20% cooler

these are all popular brony terms in the brony fandom. if you use them people will mistake you for a brony.
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>>2273559
>horse puns are suddenly illegal
This guy.
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>>2273568
You think Hoppip's not a dude!
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>>2273571
It's an event designed around drawing art for fanfiction, what do you expect?
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>>2273594
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>>2273578
>Hey GG. I tried drawing Gillou, but it turned out horrible.
I forgive you
I'll do a drawing guide on her or something someday
she's really taken off

I think she's actually seriously somebody's waifu now
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>>2273571
Welcome to MLPG.
>complain about lack of writefags
>bitch about writefags and fanfiction when they write anything
>denigrate fanfiction while worshiping fanart
>act surprised when writefags don't keep writing
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>>2273571
You faggot that's not true.

I love cute fanfiction stories.
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>>2273578
>forgot to attach the image
>probably for the best
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>>2273608
Well, truth be told > fanfiction is pretty bad
Including that last one I did for the Friend-Off.
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>>2273589
forgot about

>plot

cant use that shit anymore
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>>2273587
>Applejack becomes grumpy and sluggish.
gosh
I hope not
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>>2273589
We only use that here man
And only mane
Clop hasn't been used here for a long time. Well I haven't seen it for a long time but still.

And who would use those puns anywhere else?
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>>2273608
I don't recall anyone ever bemoaning the lack of writefags. If anything, people bemoan that they're still here.
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>>2273589
Go away.
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>>2273614
Most is terrible. But so is most fanart.
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>>2273601
And colouranon did this
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>>2273608
2accurate4me
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>>2273587
Your headcanon sucks. RD would totally drink like a bro, probably competitively.
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>>2273547
twilight: still manages to be anxiety ridden and therefore not fun
fluttershy: a huge cunt. lets all her anger out.
rainbowdash: becomes an insecure faggot.
applejack: just your regular ol' drunk. fun and boisterous, but not obnoxiously so.
pinkie pie: really obnoxious but sure knows how to get the party goin! occasionally turns into sad drunk and wanders off alone.
rarity: attempts to be classy at first but then torpedoes into insane flip floppy drunk. sexy and suggestive one second and whining and complainy the next.

obviously celestia is the best drunk
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>>2273587
>Dash refuses to drink.
Are you retarded?
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>>2273626
I dont like the lack of writers. Now all thats left is shitty greentexters and 2nd person fapfic writers
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>>2273420
and now I'm completely broke again
thanks for the headsup, anon
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>>2273608
I never bitched about writefags
I only bitch about the lack of them
I'm sick of shitty greentexts or second person fapfics
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>>2273621
> implying grumpy and sluggish sex wouldn't be kind of hilarious
"AH'M DOIN' ALL THE WORK," she bellowed, squashing Spike beneath her, rolling messily about.

This was not how Spike saw the evening turning out.
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>>2273657
How much did you spend?
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>>2273587
>Rarity whines a lot
>implying Rarity wouldn't loosen up and spread more gossip by sharing her thoughts about certain ponies more openly
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>>2273659
>>2273648
Erf
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>>2273659
I'm a writefag!
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>>2273657
>Paying more than $7
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>Submarine has sunken
>Ded horse stops responding
Seems like my time here is ogre.

If you have any suggestions for the rules, post away, I'll still check the thread just in case before I go to bed.

I hope to see all those interested in playing tomorrow.
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>>2273648
>shitty greentexters and 2nd person fapfic writers
But those are the people who consider themselves writefags and valuable contributors.

In fact, I'm pretty sure I recall greentexters complaining about not being popular like other fanfic writers at one point.
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>>2273626
That's the thing, though. First it's >fanfiction then it's >someone please write out my fetish .

The really amusing part is how voracious MLPG is in its appetite for greentext "feels," which are inevitably just extra-shitty fanart written in second-person.
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OH SHIT NIGS IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN

PONY DISCUSSION TIME

QUESTION OF THE DAY:
S3 ONE OF THESE BITCHES LOSES HER SHIT AND DOES SOMETHING SHE FUCKING REGRETS. WHO AND WHAT?[/spoiler
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>>2273659

we built this city on greentext and second person.
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>>2273664
>"RARITY IS A SLUT"
>"But you're Rarity, Rarity..."
>"Ah shuddup and get off the darn table"
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>>2273624
>>2273628
bronies detected
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>>2273672
yes, well, they could do better than their current format.
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>>2273645
>>2273637
In my headcanon, Rainbow doesn't want to drink because it might fuck up her flying and then she'll never be a Wonderbolt.
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>>2273680
Pinkie Pie has a night of sexual adventuring with Rarity
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>>2273637
>>2273645
>Dash drank a lot with Gilda in flight school
>had a lot of bad experiences
>got hungover and missed classes
>never again
Could be possible.
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>>2273608
>implying writefags are usually really bad at writing and need to step up their game
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>>2273659
>second person fapfics
This. It's my primary problem with darf and TAW.
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>>2273685
"Sounds something like this: you are an ass hat"
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>>2273691
>Rarity regrets nothing
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>>2273683
BULLSHIT
THE FOUNDATION IS MADE OF SHORTFICS

And some >You'll never stuff
BUT STILL MAINLY QUICKFICS
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>>2273684
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>>2273663
$20

>>2273667
But I like those guys
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>>2273695
hey... i do third person sometimes
i'm sorry
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>>2273688
Well, more like FWI tickets are a death knell to a professional athletic career in Equestria, at least with the Wonderbolts.

Flying While Intoxicated - Not Even Once.
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>>2273688
Well, huh...that's actually feasible
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>>2273680
>ponies have secrets
>share them with Applejack
>AJ is forced to lie to each one of her friends in order to keep each other's secrets
>she snaps
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>>2273711
Got me beat. I only paid $15.
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>>2273688
That's stupid. Dash is reckless.
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>>2273680
i want it to be rainbow dash. i feel like out of the mane 6 (ohh horse pun, sue me) she is the only one who's "break down" literally added nothing to her character. well, i suppose it showed that she is afraid of messing up and is a bit insecure BUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH FOR ME. i feel like RD is the least developed out of all the chars. I WANNA SEE HER REACH HER LOWEST POINT so that i may actually gain sympathy for her.
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>>2273695
I would love if they tried something else than fapfics


>but I don't think I can write something else than fapfics
WELL FUCKING TRY AND POST IT HERE SO WE CAN CRITICIZE YOU GUYS AND HELP YOU GET BETTER
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>>2273725
But she's sober while reckless

It's like crashing a car into another car. As long as everyone's okay, it's a-okay
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>>2273728
>A bit insecure
>A BIT
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>>2273680
Rainbow Dash gets drunk and flies around in the iron man suit and causes a lot of damage
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>>2273715
It's not a big problem, darf. I think it's just a weakness.
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>>2273720
Kind GiYC?
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>>2273688
In my headcanon Rainbow Dash doesn't drink because the ponies probably don't have alcohol.
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>>2273720
I want to see this.
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>>2273738
>she's sober while reckless
Not if she drinks
which she does
because she's reckless
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>>2273709

the vast majority of >you'll never were greentext, and by definition second person. QF's were about half the time greentext and second person.
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>>2273728
are you kidding? Dash is constantly shown to be afraid of her emotions
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>>2273701
>2nd'd
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>>2273728
They could develop more on her insecurities, like what happened in the Pony Confidential episode
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Was there a Hamburger Time last night?
Or did Leth stay ded?
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>>2273735
>is a writefag
>doesn't do green text feels
>doesn't do second-person porn
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>>2273735
um
i tried a non sex thing for my friend off entry
so far, it's got like... eighty views
so i don't know if that means it sucked, or if people don't want to read about non-sex stuff
but, at least i tried
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>>2273744
Well, that's what Faust forwarded, but she was also responsible for producing the show. No one wants to hear the executive producer for children's animation just spouts LOL YEAH THEY LIKE TO GET FIRED UP ON PARTY LIQUOR.

It's also possible it's very toxic to ponies at their size.
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>>2273760
Link?
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>>2273744
they have salt
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>>2273695
>not doing 4th person fapfics

You guys need to step it up
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>>2273744

are you insane? liquid lunch every day.
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>>2273767
it'll get posted with the friend off stuff
but
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/28804/What-You-Can-Imagine
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>>2273771
JB pls draw
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>>2273608
The primary difference is that drawfags don't tend to have to spend a lot of their time trying to defend their choice of medium.

Draw fanart, that's fine.

Write fanfiction, well, okay, if you must. Just don't try and pretend that fanfiction isn't the domain of shitty writers and that you're actually doing really great work if you'd just give it a chance.

Fanfiction is shit and gets ignored, so choosing to write fanfiction you have to accept people are going to ignore you.
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>>2273735
I've written one fapfic and I'm working on a second someone requested a month ago, but I'd really prefer to write something else.

The problem, as I see it, is that the general tends to ignore fiction that it can beat off to. Anything non-erotic would probably have to be much longer (erotica is pretty easy to write, since in the end the motivations and actions are pretty clear), and the general doesn't seem to react well to >words words words words
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>>2273765
They don't have ridiculous amounts of lesbian sex wither but that doesn't stop shipping.
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>>2273742
It was kind of a missed opportunity doing with Twilight instead of Applejack in GiYC. Then again, they almost never focus on the ponies elements in an interesting way.
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>>2273773
I always figured she only drinks heavily when she's depressed.
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Man they were totally drunk is Sweet and Elite

No one goes that full retard just like that
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>>2273735

>implying it's possible to get over with non-sexual stuff

maybe you and a few other people would like to see the writefags change shit up and be dynamic, but the vast majority are quite content with The Way Things Are. they want sex.
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>>2273793
Trufax
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>>2273773
Why is she so perfect, /co/?
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>>2273781
>implying they don't
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>>2273793
this man speaks the truth
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>>2273779
>general doesn't seem to react well to >words words words words
That's the real problem
Most people have already a bad opinion about fanfiction and seeing 20 pages of just words isn't that encouraging
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>>2273803
>Fake eyelashes
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>>2273765
Faust actually said that? Because I remember an animator saying that they did have an alcoholic in mind when designing Berry Punch for the CotC scene.

Also >salt.
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>>2273777
But I just drew for the friend-off!3 of them to be exact. None of them scanned in however.
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>>2273781
Faust also more or less said the ponies had sex. But they either don't drink or they don't approve of drinking.
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i would love if there was more well-written fanfiction. i am so sick of clop fics (esp. ones that include humans and ocs). i wish there were more luna and celestia centered fics. i feel like they are such interesting characters.
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>>2273812
>jelly
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>>2273388
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>>2273827
She said standard mammalian production. Nothing lesbian about that.
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>>2273825
3 drawings? You great motherfucker you
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>>2273818

>salt licks
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>>2273793
My headcanon is that Twilight reached the legal drinking age in Eqeustria
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>>2273818
It's called a sight gag. Even if the ponies had alcohol, would they serve it in a punch bowl at a child's party?
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>Let me know if I'm reading this right. So it says here you like to draw fanart of fanfiction for a little girl's show.
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>>2273843
Yes.
Because ponies are irresponsible.
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>>2273852
/v/ pls go.
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So, what happened to Gilda that made her such a bitch?
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>>2273818
Faust essentially said that drinking alcohol is looked down upon; they don't approve of it or something.
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>>2273735
I have three non-sexual stories. One of my friend-off entries is non-sexual. Of the last ten things I have written, one of them has been second person--and that's counting multiple chapters of longer running things (one of which is non-sexual) as one item.

But no, all I write is second person smut, obviously.
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>>2273843
Of course not, but I still find her design amusing.
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>>2273843
Maybe Pierce spiked it.
He's a dick. He could do it.
I mean look at him. Just poping those balloons. At a party for kids. A complete asshole
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This is my art that I prepared for myself and if you don't like it don't be rude about it
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>>2273827
where did she say that

why boner?
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>>2273864
Man, would they love to see a human drink.
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>>2273863
born that way
She's on the right track, baby
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>>2273779
Here's the problem right here. 'Erotic' fanfiction is usually pretty short because the writer doesn't know what sex actually is and just writes the ponies bumping uglies in as mechanical a method as possible.

>"Rainbow Dash inserted her muzzle into Pinkie Pie's vaginal orifice and sucked on her vagina until lots of slippery pussy juice came out. Pinkie Pie rubbed her vaginal orifice and touched her clitoral hood, rubbing it in a circular motion."

It's shit writing that takes no effort to think of and certainly no sense of realism. Since we're usually writing for people that have NEVER had sex, we can write whatever we want and get a positive response.

Cute fanfiction actually takes a bit of thought. It doesn't have to be long-winded either; just creative and clever. Write like you would an episode; be concise and witty, especially with dialogue.

Taking a long time to mechanically flesh out a scene rather than leading the reader through a few choice words is just bad writing.
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>>2273587
>>2273688
>>2273720
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>>2273863

she figured out Dash wasn't a lesbian. Dash never figured out that she was.
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>>2273863
She touches herself at night.
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>>2273879
On her DA.

Because you are easily aroused.
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>>2273878
It's shit.
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>>2273888
That must hurt with those claws.
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>>2273902
She likes it
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>>2273630
It's very lovely
Colors might need just a bit of tweaking
but I'm quite flattered
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>>2273878
19DEEP29ME
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>>2273902
That's the point.
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>>2273878
I love YB art
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my headcanon is that Big Mac masturbates daily to smarty pants and jizzes all over his AJ's panties
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>>2273778
No, people have to defend fanfiction because people have this absurd idea that if an amateur rights, it's inherently valueless, wheras if an amateur draws it's something to be proud of and encouraged.

And then people wonder why there are no good authors--because people like you discouraged anybody from becoming one.
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>>2273879
Her deviantart. The precise wording was.

"They reproduce through standard, run-of-the-mill mammalian reproduction."

and

"Nopony approves of boozing it up."
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>>2273710
>Get off the table
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>>2273879
When she was asked for the 500th time about ponies and sex and reproduction she said that they have standard mammalian reproduction; it was on her DA in the comments section, it's probably lost by now.
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>>2273919
Makes sense.
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>>2273912
I figured.

Can't touch herself anymore because she cut herself raw with those talons.
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>>2273918
YB?
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>>2273928
B-BUT THEY ARE INSULTING YOU WAIFU!
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>>2273928
SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT
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>>2273925
Since when do we talk about fanfiction? I approve the thought process, but usually when I bring it up I get accused of shitting up the general.
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>>2273928
I...I...need to think about it
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>>2273928
Oh please continue this with Twilight.
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>>2273928
wow
unf
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>>2273885
I disagree. Anybody who writes like that isn't going to produce anything particularly notable.
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Why is she so pretty /co/?
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>>2273928
slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut
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>>2273928
Oh I might just do that. Among other things.
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>>2273927
>boozing it up
So, maybe light drinking? I mean, we as a society don't approve of outright getting comatose drunk, but light drinking is heavily encouraged.
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>>2273910
also I think he coloured one of your crackle things

but since ponibooru is fucking around right now It's not like I can find it
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>>2273928
Rarity you're drunk, give me your keys

wait what the fuck
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>>2273886
nope bye
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>>2273943

YUP
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>>2273958
>dash
>pretty
Not really
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>>2273928
Here you have GG, this is the kind of stuff people fap to.
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>>2273925
Personally, it's more "if an amateur writes, it's probably not going to be very good so I can't be bothered with it". Whereas "if an amateur draws, at least it's immediately obvious it's shit".
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>>2273933
>derp.
FUCKING ABLEIST WHORE
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>>2273928
Uh
Well
... I need to play drink-em-up-catch-up. Fast.
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>>2273970
[1]
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>>2273946
We don't, because when we do you have self-entitled people crying >fanfiction at the drop of a hat. The great irony, of course, is that people rage just as hard over shitty fanart, and yet nobody for one moment begins to assume that that's all there is.
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>>2273975
Yeah, see, that's fairly sane. A(t very least a) vocal minority literally believe that fanfiction cannot possibly have value. And boy, are they vocal.
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Song dedicated to my one true love.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s03dYPpFPSsp
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>>2273984
I like that game.
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why is there only one good twilestia fic. where is all the good twilestia.
let's be honest, twilight is the most lesbian pony.
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>>2273973
>implying she doesnt have the most beautiful eyes
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>>2274001
I hate those people. I don't hate many people, but I hate them.
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>>2274002
>tfw you already recognize the link
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>>2274007
They are quite something.
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>>2273946
Fallout Equestria used to be fairly common topic.

I don't like Fallout Equestria.
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>>2273924
no one who looks at this will be able to tell it is a horse
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>>2273984
>>2274003
Winstonxchistery OTP
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>>2274007
they're downright gorgeous
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>>2274007
Pinkiefag here and I think Dash is sexiest horse.
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>>2273956
>missing the point
They're still going to get all that positive praise here.

Just because you can, in fact, write well, does not mean that the general is going to appreciate your contributions.

Generally, fapfiction, no matter how terrible/autonomous it is written, is going to receive a thumbs up from at least one anon in here. And yes, I may have exaggerated a bit with my example, but I mean, come on. Have you read half of the shit out there? It's almost all like that minus my obvious sarcasm.
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Lyraquest anon here. Just announcing that we'll be skipping Hearth's Warming Eve and moving straight on towards the trip to Canterlot. Starting around 20:00 PDT (UTC -7) as always.

Long story short: Lyra is having an affair with Anon behind Bonbon's back. Now she's with child and has to go to Canterlot for examinations.

Short story long:
INTRO: http://pastebin.com/6ETeJZdT
PART 1: http://pastebin.com/ACSQ11iw
PART 2: http://pastebin.com/vuDWd0gN
PART 3: http://pastebin.com/FHsBM3FS
PART 4: http://pastebin.com/JQQyvrGT
PART 5: http://pastebin.com/qA7iNnNK

Questions, comments? Angry tirades about the "drugs" gag? Accusations about Lyra not being my favorite pony? I still feel bad about that. The "drugs," that is.
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>>2274018
>FO:E
pls no
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>>2273987
Actually it's strike me more that the fanfiction writers are the entitled ones.

They're the ones expecting people to disregard all evidence that any given fanfiction is probably shit, in order that people read their great literary classic where Rarity has makes out with Pinkie.
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>>2274001
I kinda understand them
I mean with fanfiction you already have an established universe and characters so it doesn't need that much creativity.
But that's the problem. It still need some skill. How to write it, how to keep it in character and so on.
It's not really writing on easy mode. It's still easier than writing your own stuff but still it's a great place to start if your a begginer.
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>>2273970
I don't get it.
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>>2274010
Well, very often whenever fanfiction comes up at all, they're the only voice. There are people who attack artfags, but there are also people who defend them--not so with writefags.

I mean, shit, I'm fairly popular, and /I don't even bother posting my safe for work stuff here/. The people who care will find it, and I don't have to start another asinine debate. To somebody interested in starting that reaction would put them off faster than anything else.
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>>2274002
haha I wanna hear more of that song

make one for pinkie
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>>2274033
My body is ready.
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>>2274027
>you will never wake up in a bed next to sexiest horse and favorite horse
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>>2274054
Oh come on man...;_;
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>>2274054
;_;
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Thing is, with fan art, you look at it, decide if you like it, and what did that take, five seconds tops?

Fanfiction you need to actually take time to read. So it's more of an investment, and so bad fanfiction is potentially more aggravating than bad fanart.
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I wonder if ponies would get upset if you continually call them 'pones' or 'horses'
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>>2273885
Well, obviously. Most erotic fanfiction is utter shit. It's poorly spelled, the characters are cardboard cutouts, and the prose is just painful to read. But because the bar isn't very high (it just has to be erotic enough to get a rise out of someone), a lot of peeps do it. Also, you have to be motivated to write something, and "I'm really horny and I want to put my fantasy down on paper" is a pretty strong incentive.

>>2273975
I think this is most of it. There's also, I think, just an aversion to fanfiction anyways, since it's seen as a feminine activity.
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>>2274038
I don't really think fanfiction is as easy as people think. Yeah, you can just 'use' the characters and world, but making the transition between an animated cartoon to written prose is difficult. Something like MLP, built on cute ponies and sight gags, just doesn't survive the transition well, so instead people tend to pile on other crap to make up for it: crossovers, shipping, etc.
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>>2274060
>Ross
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>>2274061
oh my
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>>2274061
Dash and Derpy?
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>>2274060
Yep.
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>>2274050
I will after food. Eating and singing has turned out to be a disaster multiple times.
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>>2274060
Pretty much.
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>>2274029
Hey hey hey, I'm not disagreeing that it exists nor that it will get praise. It still shows, it's just that the vast majority of people don't care. I think I've gotten off to maybe--maybe!--three or four fics within the last year, and two of those were because their content was appealing enough to override the writing.

But it still shows. It's easy to do anything shitty, that doesn't mean it's easy to do well.
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is this supposed to be gunny
is this a reference
or what
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i do not like this world anymore
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Why can't we have rational >fanfiction discussions like this the other times that I'm around?
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>>2274066
So here's an annoying thing.

If you use the canon characters, you're accused of writing on ez-mode. Buuuuut if you use an original character, that gets shat on, too.
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>>2274085
because u r a faget
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>>2274048
Well really doing a FUCKING REDEMPTION FIC for Chrysalis here when everyone hates the basic idea doesn't help
Yeah most fanfics are written very bad or have a stupid idea or even both so that's why most people hate the basic idea of fanfiction.
You also can't say from the beginning if it's good or not like with fanart where a quick glance can tell you if it's shit.
Still there are many gems out there. hell even a fe above average fics. Just hard to find
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>>2274036
>calling somebody entitled because they want to be given a chance rather than "tl;dr it's shit"
And people wonder why we don't have any SFW writers left.
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>>2274059
you see the gap inbetween them? thats where you're supposed to be as they nuzzle up against you.
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>>2274066
I used to think fanfiction was easy and disregarded it as such. Hell, I used to fit the >fanfiction hating stereotype here.

Then I tried writing it for myself. Oooh boy. I'm even more worried about my technical stuff because I know I have to try my best not to be shit even harder.
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>>2274060
The most aggravating thing is the writers.

You're writing fanfiction. I don't care how great you think you are, what sort of ego do you have that lets you think you can look down on me for not overcoming the years of stigma attached to fanfiction.

Fanfiction isn't looked down on the world over because we're all snobs who don't want to give amateurs a chance.

It's because fanfiction is mostly shit. And nothing you can do will ever change that.
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>>2274085
Afternoon threads are the new night threads, apparently.
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>>2274097
Fucking this.

Everyone thinks writing is so easy until they actually sit down and try to do it.
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>>2274099
Most amateur writing in general is pretty bad though, I don't think Fanfiction is a marked separation from that.
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>>2274063
>"Hey humie! My little humie! Awwww, what a cute little humie!"
>"You're my hume. C'mon, let's brohand, humie! AWWWW YEAHH"
>"Would you become romantically infatuated with hume?"
>"I would forcefully marry a hume."

I dunno, that shit would annoy me if a pony did that all the time.
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>>2274099
You're watching a show made for little girls.
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>>2274038
I disagree, still. It has a lower bar for entry, sure, but we teach four year olds to write--it doesn't mean we expect them to do well.

Writing somebody else's character isn't that easy. You have to understand their motivations and goals without being able to get inside their head like you can your own character. Writing realistic interactions between two characters you don't really know isn't trivial. It needs just as much creativity as any other pursuit, just in different areas.
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>>2274099
Everything is mostly shit.
Literally everything.
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http://asklyratheplushie.tumblr.com/
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>>2274099
Why does amateur art get a free pass? JJ gets away with his animu sameface humans, MS gets away with his futa and loli shit.
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>>2274114
And? I'm not one of the people who stands up in the middle of the train and gives a presentation on why MLP is great and why everyone else should like it, and why I'm so mature for watching it.
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>>2274099
Regular fiction is mostly shit. It just doesn't get published.
There are dozens of websites off the top of my head that have let you post your fanfictions though.
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>>2274122
>http://asklyratheplushie.tumblr.com/


PFHAHAHAHAH
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>>2274122
who started this?
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>>2274122
WHos the artist?
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>>2274086
You can use an OC if you write it correctly, Anon.
Most OCs are NOT written correctly.
We shit on OCs that are poorly developed or obvious self-inserts.
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>>2274086
The compromise is background characters, I guess.

The real solution is just to ignore retards.

I lean towards just making up some characters, though.
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>>2274091
I have done other SFW things too. Regardless, I wouldn't post /any/ of them, nor ones I write in future, because of the reaction it's likely to get.
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>>2274091
That's part of the challenge. Good fanartists get a lot of publicity for their work, including having their pictures endlessly reposted on imageboards like this. It's essentially free advertising.

Good authors rarely get mentioned outside dedicated sites like Fimfiction, and searching for anything of quality there is like mining for diamonds in Shittsburgh. You can only scroll through so many pages of terrible summaries or grimace at the feature bar so many times before you give up entirely.
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>>2274122
oh god

it never ends
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>>2274127
Actually we used to mock their stuff fairly often.
Still do to some extent.
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>>2274127
Who says it gets a free pass? Go to an art class and see what they think of your oh-so-great anime inspired artwork.

Just because deviantart doesn't look down on the masses of shit work on it, doesn't mean fanart is any more accepted.
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>>2274147
Fair enough, then.
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>>2274099
Most fanart is shit. Most of everything done by amateurs is shit.

So, yeah. You are being a snob, because there's a world of difference between "I've been burned one too many times" and "Fanfiction is always shit, kill yourself for trying"
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>>2274132
Exactly. There's little appeal for most writers' terrible fiction about whatever shit they came up with, but somebody somewhere wants to read about the continuing adventures of Captain Kirk. Fanfiction is just the most visible of amateur fiction.
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>>2274132
See this is the main problem
Everyone says that fanfiction isn't real writing and it's shit compared with real literature.
But the reason why most literature isn't complete shit is because if it is it doesn't get published
Fanfiction doesn't have this filtering system so everything gets posted.

I mean I'm sure that most things that aren't published are fanfiction tier
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>>2273547

Rarity of course.

Then Rainbow Dash or Twilight Sparkle, it would be easy to make them do something insane on a dare.

Fluttershy and Applejack would be boring.

I would never even see Pinkie Pie, as soon as what little remains of her inhibitions are lowered, she would be off somewhere organizing a Swingers Party.
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>>2274113
"Human" would be preferable to "APE PERSON."
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>>2274127
Neither of them get away with their shitty work here, we bitch about them quite a lot. The people who like their work, especially JJs, are the same people who lick the asses of shitty fanfiction writers and have terrible OCs.
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>>2274153
The critical issue, I think, isn't what the "real world" thinks of your MLP fanart (it thinks it's bizarre and horrific, btw). It's what MLPG thinks of fanart/fanfiction and why that may or may not be a bad thing.
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>>2274079
>Trixie Tang is a girl that Timmy Turner is madly in puppy love with
>Trixie Lulamoon is a pony that Twilight would know and Timmy would not.
Identity confusion, made assumption, Trixie the pony shows up and kisses Timmy a whole lot.
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>>2274153
We aren't talking about anywhere else, we're talking about here. Amateur fanart isn't hated on to anywhere near the degree amateur writing is.
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>>2274163
There's a fair amount of published material that's fanfiction tier. Eragon, for example. Only difference is it's proofread.
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>>2274163
Case in point: FictionPress.
It's the "original works" sister site to fanfiction.net, and you'll be hard-pressed to find anything worthwhile.
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derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>2274143
I still don't get why you don't post it
Just do it.
One post with the link and "hey guys I written something that isn't fapfiction"
If they don't care that's all. If someone is interested they'll read it and probably say something.
If someone complains about one fucking post that that guy is just a dick
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>>2274122
Woah... I wasn't here yesterday. Did I miss anything funny?
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>>2274199
You lie!
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>>2274199
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>>2274180
I can't imagine why an image board would be predisposed towards images.
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Hey guys I need reference pictures of marker pone please
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>>2274184
Eragon arguably doesn't count, since it was original self-published.

Anyone with money can get a vanity press.

Of course, then it got published for real, but that was only after millions of idiots bought it. Because, in the end, publishers have higher standards (kinda) than the public, even if those standards aren't very high (also they're variable based on content. The bar for fantasy literature/airport novels is low. The bar for high-concept literature is much higher. Come to a publisher with some "The Satanic Verses" shit and you will not get published, just because it's weird).
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>>2274199
She have a heart of gold, and thats what matter!
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/v/ forever mad
https://twitter.com/#!/HumbleBrony
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>>2274212
And yet MLPG is in love with "greentext" stories.
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[BOI NEXT DOOR]
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>>2274212
People in general are predisposed towards images. Part of the fanfiction problem is nobody really likes to read anymore, so when they do read something they expect it to be pretty good.
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>>2274242

What's wrong with expecting something to be good?
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>>2274237
They're short
That's all
They can be read in less then a minute and say if they are good or not.
I'm sure that most guys who say >fanfiction don't want to read I don't know how many dozen of pages.
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>>2274242
I can't be bothered to read what you said.
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>>2274239
I keep thinking I'll install it, but I'm betting it's just a fad most of you faggots will forget about in a week, so it's not worth the effort.
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>>2274257
Because it's fanfiction and it's shit.
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>>2274242
tl;dr
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>>2274265
>Literally just clicking a link
>Effort
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>>2274261
>we will never go back to the "text in an image" era
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>>2274265
It took about five minutes and I'm slow. For a novelty that'll be gone in a week that's about right.
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>>2274283
Thank Christ. That was stupid.

Maybe it encouraged some of the plebs to read, but it was very inconvenient.
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>>2274257
I mean they have less patience for lower quality literature than lower quality pictures, both because of the amount of time it takes to enjoy either, but also because of less appreciation for literature as a medium.
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>>2274283
Really I wouldn't mind if guys would start making shortfics that are 3 maybe 4 posts long at most
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>>2274242
I know what you're saying..
Pony fanfics aren't really in the top of my to read list.
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I'd almost rather read fanfiction than read this fanfiction debate...
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>>2274163
At least you don't have to sit down and read it. The amount of stories I have to sit down and listen/read too that were bad makes me shirk to even think about it. And unlike literature where publishers filter out the bad, all you need is a camera and a low tier film festival to get your crap in a theater.
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>>2274307
So go do it; this is one of the better discussions we've had today.
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>>2274261
Another big deal breaker for me is if it's finished or if I know it's going to be finished (consistent updates). Fanfiction has a problem with not being completed a lot. I don't want to invest hours into reading something if I know I'll never read an ending.
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>>2274297

Oh. I can see that.
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>>2274233
That's a pretty awesome bundle. I have most of those games but I recon Amnesia an Psychonauts' ost is worth $1.
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Guys, I think a picture of Lyra 'holding hands' with Tex Anon would be really cute especially if she was looking away and slightly bothered by the simple act
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I've read fanfiction longer than most novels. I just didn't realize it until after I had read it and checked the word count. Great shit. I wonder if I should be ashamed to admit fucking fanfiction got me back into reading.
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>>2274308
>amount
>shirk
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>>2274314
Most fanfics in this fandom tend to get finished with a few exceptions chystery because there are a lot of fags in the fandom that are interested.

Most fanfics I remember were finished
Worst case scenario is that they updated very slowly
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>>2274259
do you have any more?
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>>2274085
Because life is suffering my Taoist friend.
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>>2274346

>updated very slowly

I just wait until they're finished personally.
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>>2274308
Yech. I can't imagine having your job.
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>>2274354
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>>2274329
Amnesia is great if you're into horror and Psychonauts is a fucking god tier game.
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>>2274342
That's because a lot of fanfiction authors don't understand "concision" and don't have editors, when the real-world editing process usually involves cutting a lot of shit out.
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>>2274342
As long as it wasn't FO:E or subsidiaries, and it got you back into reading more than just fanfiction, then whatever.
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>>2274346
> most are finished but Chistery's
Yeah
That sounds about right
I just can't seem to care about Rose Tinted or some of my older stuff.
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>>2274308
Are you the one who was talking about some crappy generic italian crime drama another screenwriter was pitching?
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>>2274342
I've had the opposite problem. Most fanfiction sends me clawing up a wall. I actually have to stop reading, tab over to something else, and blast really loud music into my eardrums for a couple of minutes in order to get the composure to continue reading said fanfiction.

I admire those of you that can sit through an entire fanfic without doing what I do. I also envy those that can appreciate poorly written fics. I'm vicious with subpar writing, even published stuff.
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>>2274354
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>>2274369
I try to do that too. Anthropology and End of Ponies made a sucker out of me.

At least Anthropology is supposed to be updated after the author gets back on break. EoP's author is putting it on a back burner and churning out Background Pony.
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>Debate about whether fanfiction is shit or not
Most fanfiction is shit.
But so is everything else made by amateurs.
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>>2274401
I like to imagine Marker Pone wearing a Greek toga instead of the cape.
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>>2274402
>Anthropology
That still isn't done? Welp.
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>>2274411
you know they got past that "most fanfiction is shit." point a long time ago.
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>>2274377

Actually it was some romance story. I'm such a fucking candy ass. I'll admit though, I'm enjoying Fallout Equestria. No spoilers please. I'm reading other shit too though. I'm actually planning to start "The Universe in a Nutshell" once it arrives in the mail.
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>>2274421
I would boop horse schnoz.
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>>2274421
Damn that is one sexy looking nostril.
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>>2274354
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>>2274425
Welp.
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>>2274391
I admit, fanfiction has to grab me by the balls pretty early to keep me interested. Even more to invest the time to check it for updates. I can't count the number of stories I've immediately nope'd at and closed within the first two paragraphs.
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>>2274402
Ahh, Background Pony. I read the first two chapters and then fell behind. Gonna be work to catch up.
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>>2274369
>>2274402
>tfw The Price of Power will never be finished

And P+ is one of us FFS. At least when Squeak came back, he was responsive and explained why Caralight was taking so long to update, but him? He's just anon all the time and never says anything about him or his works and that's to say if he's still even here anymore
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>>2274430
A Vinyl/Octavia one?
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>>2274421
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>>2274418
The last chapter ended on a cliffhanger implying he'll wrap it up pretty soon. He's been incredibly consistent with his update schedule as well, which is more then most authors can say.
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This reminds me of all those fanfics I started reading and forgot about them.
Like that one with Death pony being sent by Celestia on his free day to try to relax with the mane cast
It wasn't that bad. Quite funny.
Mort needs a vacantion or something like that if I'm not mistaken
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>>2274388
That was one, yes. Most of the stuff I read are indies and shorts, so 9 times out of 10 they are bad dramas (good comedies) or bad romance stories.
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>they think Hasbro gives a shit about fanart!
>laughingmares.jpg
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>>2274457
>Nanaki
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>>2274465
OH GOD MY SIDES
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>>2274430
>No spoilers please
It stinks!
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>>2274449

Nah, it was a Twilestia story.
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>EQD is advertising another brony charity

anyone else getting sick of this shit
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>>2274468
unf
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>>2274465
Apparently he doesn't understand fair use laws either?
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>>2274465
I don't care this schmuck is stuck in 2008 /b/, I want him to to at least take down Yamino.
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>>2274457
Nice, though I'd rather wait until it's done. I think I stopped reading it right after the reveal.
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>>2274485
We need to make a charity donation scheme.
I nominate a "victims of rape" charity.
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>>2274372
>That ear.

HNNNNNNGGG
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If your waifu became an insatiable killing machine, but would never harm you because she loves you, would you:
A) Protect her from detection, help with alibis, hiding bodies, etc.
B) Kill her, out of mercy.
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>>2274443
>Silent Ponyville
>First paragraph has Pink Party Extraordinaire crying obscenely hard over a nightmare in a very unpleasant manner
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>>2274465
this guy is such a colossal moron its starting to get sad.
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>>2274500
B.
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I really don't like Fallout Equestria. I'm in the middle of chapter 8, and I'm just sick of the boring action scenes, the annoying characters, and just... I just find the whole thing irritating and unpleasant.
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>>2274496
>that Rarity
Nightmare fuel, every fucking time
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>>2274485
what charity is it this time?
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>>2274468
God damn, how do I download this to my ponedrive?
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>>2274496
That Rarity disgusts me so much
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>>2274507
>starting
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>>2274496
There's never enough good Celestia cosplay.
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>>2274512
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>>2274500
>Rarity is a literal femme fatale
hell to the yes
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>>2274520
>Rarity disgusts me
fixed
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>>2274500
God I want them to rape me so hard
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>>2274524
shut up sentenal
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>>2274500
B) mai waifu would never murder in cold blood. whoever this pone is she isnt mai waifu.
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>>2274489
I wonder if he realizes that, even if he could successfully take down parts of this fandom, that he'd be doing us a favor?
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>>2274517
"save as"?
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>>2274523
Some of it's alright.
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>>2274457
Anthropology's author has been very consistent.

And it's not finished because the "Lyra trying to uncover the missing human conspiracy" plot for the first nine chapters was a lead up to the real story. There was a little foreshadowing about it.
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>>2274525
>Rarity is whatever I want her to be even if it doesn't fit her character
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>>2274527
oh no u le didn't
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Are we friendoffing yet?
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>>2274538
Jesus, that's great
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>>2274538
Somebody needs to get Nicole Oliver in that dress.
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>>2274500
Fuck, I'd try to desperately get her back on the straight path. If that fails then I suppose B will have to happen

After that I'll probably sudoku myself because I wouldn't be able to live with it
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>>2274468
> most of that picture
Ehhh, same old, same old
> DAT EYEBROW LIFT
... My heart feels funny.
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>>2274537
>save as
>on a text link
>on a .swf file when loaded in a tab
I cannot into this high technical gangly gook
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>>2274555
unf
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>>2274540
did you miss the part where the premise was that she was now ganking niggas?
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>>2274535
>>2274508
How would you do it?
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>>2274565
Just hit ctrl+s with the .swf open
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>>2274538
>No horn.

2/10. Wouldn't worship.
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>>2274555
No, I want her out of that dress.
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>>2274503
I liked Silent Sonyville and its sequels and that one spinoff. if only because i thought it kept well with Silent Sill's themes even if it was grimderp. it also made me replay Silent Hill 2 and for that i am grateful
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>>2274570
SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA
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>>2274570
Shoot her in the back of the head if a gun is available

If not then I guess poison her
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>>2274538

> not a fat Celestia cosplay

I can't believe this exist. Impossiburu. I bet it was a paid cosplayer, she can't be a part of the brony scum
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>>2274591
Dead.
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>>2274545
Better get out that combat shotgun Rarifag.
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>>2274579
Best Celestia cosplay is the girl in the white spandex transparent body suit
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slugbox explains why fanfiction is shit and that he he better than you

http://slugbox.tumblr.com/post/24102377533/as-someone-that-works-hard-on-all-my-stories-im-a-bit
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>>2274562
I suppose I'd do this too.
The only honorabrr choice.
If she's truly lost it, it's what she'd want.
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>>2274500
I would kill them out of mercy. I wouldn't like doing it, but I'd know it's what they would have wanted before they went psycho. Besides, I barely ever wash my bedclothes, so I can clone a new waifu with the DNA samples on the sheets. I would make sure it was quick and painless, though. I wouldn't want them to suffer.
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>up till 7 am to get in friendoff
>get sick from lack of sleep
>still not here

god dommot
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>>2274599
They need to bring him back. Robo-doakes would be cool.

I only ever watched the first few seasons (my best friend was into the show), but from what I gathered the show lost a lot when they killed him off.

Doakes was fucking awesome.
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>>2274585
>Sonyville
>Sill
how i did that i dont know, but im laughing uncontrollably at myself.
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>>2273406
Get off the table Robin Williams
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The only non-fap/grimderp fic I've read is "Ponies Discover /co/". It was pretty funny.
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>>2274605
>Fanfiction, inherently, changes the property, adding to, subtracting from, or adjusting the world and characters as if there was something wrong or incomplete about them. I feel that’s pretty insulting to the property!
>this is coming from a guy who draws slime ponies in sexual poses
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>>2274605
I'm not reading that page, but allow me to make a judgement based on the URL.
>as someone who worked hard on all my stories

So what, he thinks that nobody else worked on their stories and he's mad that his aren't as popular as some others that he deems "not as well written"?
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>>2274598
>vulnerable Celestia
Gives me feels, every time.

Why must I be so attached to my fictional goddess
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>>2274627
Isn't that the one where it end with Celestia requesting Big Bac X Applebloom? That one was interesting.
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>>2274633
because you have a sunboner
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>>2274630
Seriously, what a fucking twat.
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>>2274585
Fallout Equestria made me go buy Fallout New Vegas

I then proceeded to stop reading it immediately and play Fallout New Vegas

What a great fic
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>>2274593
Would you cry as you did it?
Would you hold her as the poison worked through her system?
Would you lie and tell her that everything would be just fine?
When the cops bust down your door, and find you cradling her in your arms, would you weakly shout, "Don't shoot. She's already dead. She died a long time ago..."?
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>>2274605
>Ultimately, fanart, more often than not, presents a property to a viewer while changing its visual presentation to something other than the normal tone
>that fucking sentence
>also, "AND THEN THEY KISSED" is an intolerable change to MLP, but slimy fetish pones are in keeping with the "fictional reality" of the show
>or something
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>>2274654
>Fallout Equestria made me go buy Fallout New Vegas
Really? Because foe is a fo3 rip off.
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>>2274538

Some of it transcends the very concept of good or bad. It simply is.
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>>2274667
lol what a fucking hack
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>>2274649
This is a very arousing picture. My favorite part is the blackened cutie mark.
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>>2274670
AND NOW IT"S DED!
WHY IS THE UNIVERSE SO CRUEL?
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Has anyone here read the fanfiction "Eternal." That story gave me so man fucking feels for Celestia.
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>>2274630
The sad part is a lot of what he was saying made sense until I remembered what kind of shit he drew.
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>>2274632
I think you'll learn a valuable lesson about both tumblr url's and making assumptions if you actually read that link.
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>>2274633
Because if you remain loyal to her, she would protect you. She also give you that warm feeling every time she speaks to you.
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>>2274633
I know right?
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>>2274667
>but slimy fetish pones are in keeping with the "fictional reality" of the show
Bwhahaha. Is dis nigga serious?
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>>2274656
>Would you cry as you did it?
Of course, I'm killing an individual that I loved
>Would you hold her as the poison worked through her system?
Yeah, I would. She maybe a psycho, but that doesn't mean she should die alone
>Would you lie and tell her that everything would be just fine?
I would probably just tell her that I'm sorry it had to come to this
>When the cops bust down your door, and find you cradling her in your arms, would you weakly shout, "Don't shoot. She's already dead. She died a long time ago..."?
Sure, sounds good
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>>2274669
Yea, got me in the mood to play 3 but then I realized I had played that a ton and New Vegas had come out and just totally passed me by so I went out and grabbed a used copy
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>>2274670
>feet
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>>2274538
If only this didn't have that Twilight in it.
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>>2274667
Im sure cockslut twilight or Rarity fucking AJ in front of the full town is canon.
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>>2274670
That guy put a lot of effort into that, and I think it's pretty neat.

I like much, much more than this
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>>2274598
>>2274695
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>>2274703
Cool beans anon new vegas is a great game.
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>>2274669
No it's not.

It takes most of it from F3, sure, but not all of it like the Goddess.
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>>2274605
>tfw unfollow
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>>2274716
>Flutterfags
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>>2274701
That seems to be the implication, anyways.

I think the post is best described as a bunch of intellectually inconsistent dissembling nonsense.
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>>2274620
I know that feel
FRIEND OFF POSTS WHEN
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>>2274716
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>>2274670
Someone post the .gif
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>>2274630
Well, used to. I mean, hasn't he pretty much left the MLP fandom?
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>>2274734
>Leth hosted the friendoff just to hoard are and will never share
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>>2274726
>ever following slugbox
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>>2274702
Why must you brush off these >feels?
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i've been having a rough week?

can we maybe get a little panka to make me smile?
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>>2274716
>filename
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After seeing how artists become after getting any fame, I'm not sure I want to continue down this road.
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>>2274749
horde art*
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>>2274710
> full-on riotous lust
> in chains
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>>2273527
Still waiting on Leth. Deadline keeps getting postponed.

Is it because not enought people actually finished theirs?
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>>2274627
Ponies Discover /co/ drove me mad. Dialogue was not very good, characters weren't in character almost at all, story was all over the damned place with little direction, and... well... they pronounced '/co/' as 'slash see oh slash'
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>>2274753
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>kevinsano is selling this at bronycon

its almost sad when you see an artist stick to a awful "style" without ever changing.
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>>2274716
I -- I'd fuck all of them.

I wouldn't stay with them

but goddamn I'd fuck them ALL.
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>>2274753
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>>2274654
Fallout Equestria was probably the best MLP fanfic I've read and I've read quite a few this not including fapfics, those are different
I may be a faggot for admitting this, but I'm anon anyway, so who gives a fuck.
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>>2274762
I cant find that fucking AJ/Rarity pic feels bad man.
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>>2274763
What? Noooo!
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>>2274766
I remember really enjoying "The Ponies Meet /co/," but then again it was well over a year ago.
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>>2274778
YOU DISGUST ME
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>>2274762
I loved that show
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>>2274740
This one?
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>>2274709
Nigga dat Twilight's the best part
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>>2274772
>that nose
>those teeth
>that body
>that undeveloped background
And people will fucking throw money at that, too. Disgusting.
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>>2274762
I take it you watch Men in Black III recently. Was it good?
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>>2274753
How about some Panka to make you sad?
She's real, but you'll never meet, no matter how much you both want to, etc.
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>>2274772
jesus christ
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>>2274757
I've never been bothered about the fame. I really do just like drawing.

It's taken a year, but I'm actually starting to feel I'm getting somewhere.
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>>2274793
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-CCeiMIQhc
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>>2274788
Yeah that does kinda make you a faggot, and while I'll never know it's you again, you'll know what I think, and that's what matters.
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>>2274787
jav had some talent

where did he go anyway?
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>>2274752
I have become one with the >feels anon
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>>2274753
Have a classic
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>>2274772
Wow, that's just plain ugly
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>>2274813
I don't think he's gone, but I haven't seen him in a while.
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>>2274772
Have you tried to change youself, anon? Even in small bits? yes, now you suddenly aware how hard it is.

But it is not like I'm trying to justify yoshiface and his "art", no. In fact, I hate his ponies and his art makes me want to vomit.
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>>2274772
It's like a nightmare, except that he's probably proud of this abomination.
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>>2274689
I want Celestia feels. It isn't "The Eternal Gift" is it? I need sauce of this story.
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>>2274817
Maybe you just need a new flavor...
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>>2274790
What if Leth is just waiting with the stuff until something terrible happens in the general and then he will dump it all to distract us
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>>2274799
Great hijinks. I'm watching the animated series again to celebrate. I'd give it 5/5, which is pretty remarkable for a sequel. Not quite as good as the first (they really made K a cranky ass in the first third of the movie for Plot) but it's great otherwise.

>>2274793
>>2274809
It's a good show, especially given it was made in '97.
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>>2274772
Is she at the beach, or in the middle of a desert?
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>>2274827
That leg
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>>2274809
Shit, all this nostalgia.

I forgot how cool that opening was.
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>>2274794
Is failure a superpower? Can it be a superpower?
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>>2274841
That'd be a bad idea. History has shown that shitstorms can easily overshadow injections of good stuff.

It'd just mean the friendoff wouldn't get the attention it deserves.
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>>2274841
Leth needs to stop playing God with the General. He needs to meld with Icarus and Helios before he can do that.
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>>2274834

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/5921/Eternal

I've never read the eternal gift before. I just know that I cried like a bitch reading this.

More than once.
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>>2274859
Yes. It's what Sentinal has.
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She calling for you. What keeping you from waiting?
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>>2274809
I have this thing going on in my head.

It plays like the MIB opening, but replace Agent J and K with Lyra and Bon Bon in suits, and they strive to find humans disguised as ponies like in the show.

Wish I could draw it out but..meh.
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>>2274827

I'm trying to learn how to art, most of the time I'm strongly motivated to improve but sometimes I think I should just find a easy style and cop out. Then I remember that this is the Preston/Buckley way of life.

Don't ever let yourself be a Preston, keep on trying to improve.
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>>2274874
I dont like her.
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>>2274874
I've got to go to the bank later
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>>2274874
I'm waiting for Twilight to show up

Panka can go get dunked
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>>2274874
People attempting feels with an automatic translator.
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>What keeping you from waiting?
What?
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>>2274866
I remember this. I stopped halfway through because it started getting ridiculous with Twilight.
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>>2274887
dunked by my penis amirite?
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>>2274866
Thank you, Anon. I wanted something like this.
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>>2274874
I'm drinking a cup of tea right now and I don't want it to cool off

That would be a total waste
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>>2274874
Pinkie not now. You're not even real.
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>>2274899

Not your thing I guess. The ending was worth it.
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>>2274817
There's got to be something that will rattle you...
Personally, I couldn't kill mai waifu, even if she became a psycho murderer. She'd still be my pone, and I'd still love her. I'd hate myself, and know that she's somewhere in there wanting to die, but I just couldn't do it. Even covered in blood, she's still Panka. How could I kill her?
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>>2274879
It occurs to me, Equestria probably needs an MIB as much as if not more than humans. Equestrian city populations erupt into panic at the slighest provocation -- what's to say something as simple as a small human child wouldn't cause worldwide panic a la Monsters, Inc.?
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>>2274918
It's never my thing when it starts off like a normal story with good characterization and then takes a sharp turn for what seems to be a story length buffer.
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>>2274919
It's been previously established that MLPG will do anything anything to get to Equestria except for killing their waifu.
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>>2274716
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>>2274919
That's selfish

I know that Twilight would be very upset with me if I allowed her psychotic self to go around killing innocents

If there is one way to honor her, it's by putting her down

It's like when a beloved one turns into a zombie and you have no choice but to kill them
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>>2274939

No worries man.

>>2274904

Hope you like it. Also check out Naked Singularity if you want something funny that will make you cringe.
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>>2274772

i wonder how kevinsano became so popular in the brony community
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>>2274940
Bullshit. I would not even kill that loli pony.
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>>2274940
I know.
I drew that.
And presented those hypotheticals.
I just like pone so much...
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>>2274924
I agree with you. Horses seem to be easily frightened. Though I can imagine BonBon looking awkwardly at Lyra, who got the full pant suit.
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>>2274940
God fuck, I wouldn't hurt a filly or a colt even if it got me to Equestria

Just imagine it whimpering and crying before you kill it

some cry
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>>2274964
>400kget

Gets me every time
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>>2274961
You sure about that, bro? Not even if it was custom?
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>>2274960
He's praising his snouts
He's praising his fucking Yoshi abomination snouts
Bronies eat up every single drop of liquid shit artists throw at them, don't they
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>>2274953
its ok Fluttershy, at least you arent that ugly
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>>2274924
>MiB

Mares in black?
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>>2274716
I have no regrets, I would fuck all of them in a plush comfortable five-way screw, dogging them nice and deep and flush, enjoying the rising wet tension and heat as so many bodies -- so much body -- rise in excitement.
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>>2274956
But what if.... There was a tiny GLIMMER of hope that you could bring her back to normal? Wouldn't you let the killings go on for as long as they needed while you tried to reign her in.
I don't know, I'm weak.
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>>2274984
You think it will get worse before it gets better?
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>>2274997
It will never get better, anon.
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>>2274988
It fits pretty well and it's not even a pun really.
Ship it.
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>>2275001
Slut tail.
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>>2274964
>I drew that
Oh, good, you're back. I was worried. Did you get a new laptop/tablet/whateverthefuck?
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>>2275001
I would fuck that horse. I don't care if it looks underage.
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>>2275001
i liked teen candyass
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>>2275001
die
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Does anyone know if PHN is going to be at Bronycon? I want to buy some of those prints...
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>>2274988
> Twilight helps with the first documented case of humans in Equestria in nearly 500 years
> helps teleport them back, only after learning humans have knowledge of pegasi and unicorns -- cultural contract over several millenia?
> teleports them back successfully after much effort, warmly praised by Celestia
> immediately neuralized, given a screen memory of low-level physical teleportation research for Equestria for military support chain applications
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>>2275001
Look at that promiscuous slut! Has she no decency?

2nd worst pone.
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>>2274984
You know, to each his own, I guess.

I think they're pretty repulsive, but I guess if you really like Kevinsano's work you'd have to be in love with the snouts.
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>>2275016
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>>2275001
That's a pretty cute horse.
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>>2275001
That bubbly teen pony is the first thing to make me touch my dick since I gave up fapping a few days ago.

Goddamnit.
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>>2274992
>hope
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>>2275013
SHE'S NOT UNDERAGE IF SHE HAS HER CUTIE MARK
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>>2275013
>I don't care if it looks underage.
unf.
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>>2275012
Yeah, man, about a month ago. I've done 17 pictures since then and even wrote a story.
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>>2275026
You can do it in phnkytown.tumblr.com
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>>2275034
>5000x4386

You. Out.
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If I got my portal to equestria I would find fluttershy make her suck me off jizz on her face, take a picture and post it on ponychan and r/mylittlepony
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How's my favorite asylum of horsefuckers doing?

I hear the horsefucking levels have been pretty low.
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>>2275041
HEADCANON ACHIEVED!
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>>2274984
>bronies in charge of having good taste

http://wolfnanaki.tumblr.com/post/24140276699/nanaki-shemale-hottie-pants-by-rokemi-or-no
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>>2274984
What do you think they'll say if I mention how shit this looks?

>It's his style!
or
>You try and do something better!
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>>2275060
>Not posting it to the general.
Why are you so cruel?
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>>2275063
PFFFFFFFFF
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>>2275050
See, this is what I get for skipping out on the general for like six weeks.
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>>2275072
Both, at least 3 defenders will jump at you. I think it's gonna be 2 "It's his style!" and 1 "You try .."
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>>2275052
>you can do anything at phnkytown.tumblr.com
>your only limit is yourself
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>>2275072
Probably the second more than the first.
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>>2275001
No other horses should hold all that pinkness.
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>>2275063
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>>2275092
It's a fake pink
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>>2275060
If I got a portal to Equestria (or anywhere that idyllic, really)
I'd just put away my phone, my gadgets, my gear
Put them away in a deep wooden chest
And enjoy working, laughing, taking in the sunset

Think about it. Nowadays we spend thirty, fourty years to reach "retirement" and just enjoy our family or friends. If you're lucky you're in an observant family that holds Sabbath and every week you get to do this, but --

What if you could just put that away, work hard for everything you get, and have no Twitter, no Facebook, no satellite TV to eat away at your time? Just books and friends and good food and a regular weather timetable.

Not sure if pony.
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>>2275083
What's it like out there? Are they close to genetically engineering ponies, seamless virtual reality, or interdimensional travel yet?
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>>2275093
UNF
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>>2275092
More like worst pony munchin.
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>>2275072
lets find out because i just did
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>that feel when fucking a horse
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>>2274984
>Bronies eat up every single drop of liquid shit artists throw at them, don't they

Try saying anything negative about some of our regular drawfags (aside from Ross) and see what happens.
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>>2275029
>Dash goes flying, aims to go as high as possible
>Sees something in the air, tries to get close
>All she can compare it to is like a metal bird
>Mares in Black come in, pretend to be doctors checking her for lack of oxygen/ hypothermia
It was just a dragon. The pegasus guards were dispatched to make sure it left.
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>>2275114
A fleshlight don't count.
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>>2275110
Link dat shit
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>>2275103
>implying Equastria is that good as you think it is
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>>2275103
>no Twitter, no Facebook, no satellite TV
I don't have any of those things. But I wouldn't need artificial diversions if I had pone.
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>>2275105
I dunno. I spent the whole time preparing for the LSAT. All I know now is how to solve highly complex logical puzzles, how to spot flaw in argumentation, and how to read a text in the most boring and technical way possible.
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>>2275117
It happens fairly regularly, actually.
Noot, GG, Peanus, Jessy to an extent and Rose get regular negative criticism

For example, I complained about Rose's Scootaloo with fat cheeks
The difference is, our drawfags actually listen
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>>2275072
kevinsano is an amazing artist, your just jealous of his talent.
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>>2275124
http://kevinsano.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d50w058
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>>2275152

>your

yeah well fuck you too
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>>2275142
It probably isn't, but I'm not convinced Ponyville isn't some sort of retirement community.
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Yoshi snouts? Hey, let's not forget about friggin Cartoonlion.
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>>2275152
He's a decent enough artist, he just has some absolutely horrible design decisions.
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>>2275151
Unless they're Ross, of course.
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>>2275151
i heard my name
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>>2275103
>no Twitter, no Facebook, no satellite TV
Ummm, I don't do those kind of things.
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>>2275162
>Her face looks like shit

Wow
Way to sound like an idiot.
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>>2275165
Fuck you I had successfully forgotten about her.
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If this is the MLP general then where are all the small horses
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>>2275151
>The difference is, our drawfags actually listen
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>>2275151
Of course it happens all the time. Nasse seems to get a lot of it too.

I'm just saying people will feel the need to defend them anyway. Even when the artist agrees with the criticism, people will decry them as being either Ross or hate-anon.
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>>2275174
unf
chain-chompchan, plz my penus
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>>2275174
GG I think you add dialogue very sloppily sometimes and it ends up kind of hard to read.
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>>2275162
>"Her face looks like shit"
Constructive criticism...
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>>2275162
>her face looks like shit
stirring
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>>2275152
>fursona with 2 different colored eyes

gets me every time. i wonder why so many people do this and think it is a good idea.
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>>2275165
I could talk for hours about snouts. Pointy, rounded, dog-like, hippo-like, Noel-bug-like.
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>>2275190
Each person I listed, except for GG, has responded to my negative criticism on how they're going to improve, or justification for it.

You choose not to see it, that's your choice
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>>2275188
Here
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bird lion cat cloaca pussy wings griffon gryphon bird lion cat cloaca pussy wings griffon gryphon bird lion cat cloaca pussy wings griffon gryphon bird lion cat cloaca pussy wings griffon gryphon bird lion cat cloaca pussy wings griffon gryphon bird lion cat cloaca pussy wings griffon gryphon bird lion cat cloaca pussy wings griffon gryphon bird lion cat cloaca pussy wings griffon gryphon bird lion cat cloaca pussy wings griffon gryphon bird lion cat cloaca pussy wings griffon gryphon bird lion cat cloaca pussy wings griffon gryphon bird lion cat cloaca pussy wings griffon gryphon bird lion cat cloaca pussy wings griffon gryphon bird lion cat cloaca pussy wings griffon gryphon
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>>2275203
Because SPESHUL SNOFLAK
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v class="postInfo desktop" id="pi2275215"> Anonymous No.2275215 05/31/12(Thu)15:49 No.2275215
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>>2275188
It's right over here. You blind or somethin'?
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Rumble
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>>2275103
>no 4chan
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>>2275203
TAW has an OC with the same wacky eyes
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>>2275188
I see many small horse here
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>>2275210
Shut the fuck up.
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>le shoutout to le bronies /)
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>>2275164
Ponyville is the second newest founded city, that borders a forest Maleficent would be proud of, and currently houses a dragon that will go Ragnarok on you. I forgot the name of the serpent, please inform me.

I know the houses are supposed to be cartoony, but it feels like a shanty town the populace has improved on.
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>>2275218
My headcanon is that his special talent is street fighting.
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>>2275221
It's part of the overall color scheme of the character though, so it fits.
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>>2275221
Fran desing that pony not him.
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>>2275218

Rumblescoots
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>>2275190
Yeah they listen.

They don't actually do anything about it, most of the time though.

I'm sick and tired of trying to help our drawfags, only for them to acknowledge whatever problem I point and yet continue to do it in every other picture they draw.
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>>2275215
Hngh all that wiggling
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>>2275228
>20% cooler
So now it will only burn down my room and not my entire house?

Neat
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>>2275202
>>2275197
>>2275183
i thought the point was to rustle his brony fans jimmies. guess im doing it wrong.
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>>2275195
>GG I think you add dialogue very sloppily sometimes and it ends up kind of hard to read.
It's true
In my defense, writing with a mouse is difficult
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>>2275162
>Owowowowo.

HAHAHHAHAH
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>>2274772
it is painful to imagine a horse trying to breathe through those nostrils
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>>2275238
That's cool

He could still change it quite easily if he wanted to
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>>2275228
2spooky
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>>2275234
He wasn't named, except for the goofy joke about youtube's autocaptioning calling him Stephen Magnet
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>>2275228
>nVidia
ATI did it before it was cool
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>>2275240
Man, as long as they're not drawing literal hippo faces, I'm cool.
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>>2275103
>tfw not enjoying social contacts
should__probably_care
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>>2275228
>Nvidia
>20% Cooler
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>>2275250
>twispike
more plz
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>>2275256
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=P05piwfWt8I#t=49s
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>>2275228
fuck. it that on purpose or something?
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>>2275240
I like Noot and Peanus

They actually work to change and improve
Rose too, but she's kinda got it spot on most of the time
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>>2275250
So type?
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>>2275250
Honestly, I still prefer sloppy handwritten text to bland fonts.

Lettering itself is a skill I wish I could learn.
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>>2275250
Understandable, just work on it

See our drawfags do listen to criticism.
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>>2275264
Well, that was what noot was doing last.
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>>2275263
>before it was cool
>cool
NOT SURE IF SEMI-PUN
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>>2275250
This begs the question, are real women who have sex with a horse still virgins?
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>>2275228
has /v/ shat itself over this already?
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>>2275228
>tfw trying to run Amnesia on a laptop
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>>2275267
I painted my 560ti rainbow colours why it not work
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>>2275288
it was semi-pun
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>>2275295
/v/ lost interest at some point
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>>2275262
I was referring to Jormungand, the Midgard Serpent.
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>>2275228
>20% cooler
Oh shit yes, now it'll only burn down my computer instead of my apartment
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>>2275287
And I think he's working on it.
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>>2275250
Her eyes seem kinda odd.
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>>2275316
OH U
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>>2275269
Seconding request for more twispike
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>>2275250
"Back in my day, oral sex was considered more intimate than other forms of sex. You only did it if you were kinky."
> REPLACE
"Back in my day, dragon sex was considered more intimate than other forms of sex. You only did it if you were kinky.
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>>2275305
>tfw trying to run Crusader Kings 2 on a laptop
STOP FUCKING MAKING 3D GRAPHICS, PARADOX
FUCKING JESUS CHRIST
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>>2275316
2slow
>>2275243

get dunked faggot suck a dick lol
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Rarity is prettiest horse
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>>2275208
>Each person I listed, except for GG, has responded to my negative criticism on how they're going to improve, or justification for it.
>tfw you're the ross of drawfags
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PHN is not going to show up at Bronycon. If you want to save up to buy a print, there's no point in waiting. But you wouldn't even have to save too much, because the prints are pretty inexpensive. Also, if you buy all 6, you get a free sketch!

And my dog spot!
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>>2275281
GG is okay. It's ones like NewCanvas, Nasse and Nootsack that seem to be an issue.

Something to do with the letter n, perhaps?
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:D
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>>2275289
Naw.
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>http://kevinsano.deviantart.com/art/Pinkie-s-island-298378212
>Kevinsano drew Pinkie in Yoshi's Island

OH SHIT
THIS IS EITHER TOO COINCIDENTAL OR FUNNY AS FUCK
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>>2275336
This is an incontrovertible fact. Anyone who denies it is a communist.
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>>2275348
Pam. :3
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>>2275337
Don't be silly, Ross is the Ross of drawfags.
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>>2275316
Okay come on now that's just ridiculous, they run hot but they aren't fire hazards unless you're retarded
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>>2275337
i thought ross was the ross of drawfags
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>>2275289
i had sex with a horse but not girl. i tell people i am not a virgin anymore.
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Did someone mention Amnesia?
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>>2275358
>painted whore
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>>2275337
Yeah you flat out ignored me.

You're a faggot now and I'll attack you whenever you post
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>>2275337
Explain this image further.

Did Twilight turn her clone into a doll, or what?
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>>2275306
You need blue LEDs
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>>2275363
>>2275365
Don't be silly
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>>2275203
Heterochromia is actually pretty common in dogs...
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>>2275372
She's drawn, not painted.
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>>2275260
Why would I want to change her? Don't you know every snowflake is created unique? If I changed her she might not be unique any more!
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>>2275347
Nah not Noot

That nigga works hard to improve and change styles etc
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>>2275337
No, you're the Ross of rootin', tootin', sacramento cowboys
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>>2275372
>butt devastated communist
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>>2275305
>tfw trying to run Minecraft on a laptop

My computer has a surprising amount of trouble with it and I dun get it
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>>2275374
Wow, you sure sound important for someone who fell out of a vagina.
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Rarity is a flexible pony
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>>2275374
>Yeah you flat out ignored me.
>You're a faggot now and I'll attack you whenever you post
Well, I can't say I don't deserve it then
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>>2275337
Don't be silly, Ross has set a new low for drawfags. Though I don't really want to imagine a day when a worse one comes along.

Noot and Nasse have both responded to me, but I've yet to really see any difference in what they do.
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Have the friendoff entries been posted? Is there a gallery of some sort?
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>out all day
>exhausted
>come home
>STILL no word of the Friendoff
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>>2275372
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>>2275356
>he actually drew yoshi's island

10/10
Amazing
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I'm bored
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>>2275392
>implying he wasn't pretending to be bitter-anon
casual
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>>2275356
It was all just the setup for this punchline

that's dedication
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>>2275399
hi klondike

no spoilers come at me faggot
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>>2275389
Minecraft was made by Notch. That should explain it.
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>>2275374
GG has never ignored me.

I just...

I just wish I could live in drawfag town with all of them and have fun and hang out together like they all seem to do.
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Thread Doodles: I Can't Think of Anything Remotely Funny for the Tagline Edition

HIT ME
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>>2275335
Oh shit I'm sorry
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>>2275420
hi Glittler Glue
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>>2275295
They've been doing this since at least their DCUII 560 Ti came out
No one cared then
No one cares now
>>
GG

Have you done something with your dolls and the Lyra plush?
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>>2275428
Just speak to them or something...it's not a super sekrit exclusive club, god

Hell, a good 80% of our drawfags are in the steam chat
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>>2275425
>pinkie playing arma
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>>2275431

fuck you fullstop
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>>2275428
Why would you want to live with a bunch of deeply disturbed individuals with serious issues?
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>>2275425
do a pinkie roll

press z or r twice
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>>2275431
Dash yawning on a cloud
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>>2275431
Pinkie buy a lyra puppet.
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I'M BEING PRODUCTIVE RIGHT NOW AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME, FAGGOTS
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So, how'd the friend-off turn out?
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>>2275448
>He doesn't like JOHN MADDEN FOOTBALL
Just go
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Glitter Glue

i♥u
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>>2275238
It was actually kevinsano who added the eyes.
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>>2275458
let is ded.
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>>2275448
Would you believe I had actually sorta forgotten about all that nonsense?
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>>2275458
Horrible. Turns out I was the only one who did anything
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>>2275428
maybe I can be your drawfag fren today anon
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>>2275458
Waiting for Leth
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>>2275449
It would be interesting.
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>>2275458
leth is ded
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>>2275458
I got my entries in!
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>>2275443
>Have you done something with your dolls and the Lyra plush?
oh shit
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>>2275458
Canceled due to too many people pulling out.
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>>2275458
fuku fuku fuku fuku fuku
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>>2275454
Uguu~ yawn or uncouth yawn
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>>2275444
yeah but the steam chat is intimidatingly circle-jerky
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>>2275448
no guys we need to explore
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>>2275443
Lyra wakes up, as if from a haze
Notices she is a doll, laments her failed human transformation spell
Notices THE VOID (COPYRIGHT)
BonBon walks in
She gets a creepy smile
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>>2275475
>>2275468
Which one of you bastards did it
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>>2275458
>dat picture

Oh god, that would make for the best episode of cops ever
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>Leth in charge of not dying when we need him
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>>2275494
It was an e-bus
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>>2275477
Yeah, I / we thought this up last night

So they don't register pain -- that wouldn't stop someone from using a doll as a beer coozy.

> "I feel ... so cold."

Hijinks!
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>>2275484
Both

She 2kawaii4u
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Which pony has the greatest honor?
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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.376888-TiaraWhy-and-the-Brony-Community?page=1
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>>2275484
Uguu~
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You guys still going on about that friend-boogaloo or whatever
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>>2275485
Then just add a couple and talk to them directly

I know at least for myself I'm not gonna go "ew creepy anonymous person from the internet, get away"
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>>2275485
>implying skype isn't
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Do you think the Equestrian government has a special horsebreeding program?
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>>2275485
>wants to circlejerk in a drawfag club
>too scared to circlejerk

The fuck nigga
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It's storming here.

Which pony is afraid of storms? Would you cuddle up with her under a blanket with her favorite [insert hobby item]?
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>>2275493
Bon Bon starts stuffing Lyra doll as big as she can get
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>>2275506
10/10
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>>2275506
/tg/ plz go and applejack
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>>2275507
Why do I still go there...
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>>2275520
FS, obviously.
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>>2275507
>They're shunning her and even going as far as claiming she's not a Brony nor belongs in the community.
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>>2275520
Fluttershy, and yes I would curl up with her minotaur cock dildo
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>>2275506
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>>2275507
>her
lel
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>>2275520
it has to be fluttershy
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>>2275520
I had a dream last night, in which there was a storm.

I mean, a serious one. Red skies and bolts of lightning enough to cause mushroom clouds kinds.

I like the rain.
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>>2275541
They think tiara is a girl?
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>>2275506
Celestia
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>>2275507
>Thinking tiarawhy is a girl
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>>2275520
I like to think Rarity doesn't much care for rain and thunder. She would much rather spend the evening cuddled up together under a think blanket and reading/watching television/just snuggling.
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>>2275506
Braeburn
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>you will never be praised for your swag as fuck moves when the electro swing starts playing
>pinkie will never jump up and start dancing with you to the upbeat track
;_;
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>>2275516
And yet, that's how all the others react.
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>>2275520
Fluttershy, of course. I would let her cuddle up with me with her bunny doll of hers.
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>>2275520
flitter and yes with her sister
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>>2275559
>No one will ever dance with you
>>
>somehow tiara is a girl and hoppip is a boy

>both have been "excomunicated from bronydom"
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>>2275518

Possibly
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>>2275562
what? where?
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>>2275507
>tiara
>her
also
>joined the chat and I was insta-banned along with... knighty...
That's just good policy, though.
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>>2275407
>>2275407
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>>2275575
one of those is right you know
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>>2275575
>thinking hoppip is a girl
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>>2275562
Hardly. I have a fair few of the drawfags and other well-known people here on Steam and talk to them fairly regularly

They don't care. Just don't idolise them or drop your spaghetti or some shit, fuck. They're normal people who have attention thrown at them from all sides
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>>2275552
hey full stop what's it like to never be mentioned when people talk about MLPG drawfags?
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>>2275507
Oh escapist... They're really nice and I know they mean well, but that community is just really stupid.
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>>2275507
Is this nigga serious
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>>2275576
> breeding
> impregnation
> under duress
This certainly is a new feeling.
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>>2275576
I'm not even into incest and this is kinda hot
damn you, gg
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>>2275559
>electro swing
>needing you electronical wubs and clickity clacks to swing
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>>2275585
>Internet tough guy
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>>2275588
>not having your certified Hoppip nudes to prove it
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>>2275588
I don't know what's right anymore
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>>2275592
That's kind of what happens when you set a "SERIUS DISCUSSION BRD" for 12 year olds.
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>>2275596
You do know this is Twilight's mother and her father, right?
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>>2275597
>implying Parov Stelar and Caravan Palace don't do both genres fantastically
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>>2275576
>>2275594
>>2275596

If that picture was made nowadays it would have SA instead of Twilight's dad
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>>2275578
Everywhere. Not that I hold it against them, of course. How many other people must be trying for their attention too?

I'm a nobody. I don't stand out.
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>>2275588
>thinking alplblewm isn't a sexy stoner trap
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>>2275562
What, f'real? That kinda surprises me. Maybe that's just me then. That's a little odd.
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>>2275585
Oh boy he sure showed you
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>>2275613
Get the fuck out
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>>2275507
>her
Oh man. Not like Tiara cares anyways if he is not accepted by the brony. Didn't he say he would move on to other thing once he improve with his flash?
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>>2275597
Being purist about early 20th century music is exactly the same as wearing a fedora.
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>>2275597
Tess go away
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>>2275591
Not him, but I don't mind. I want to be good at art for myself, making MLPG laugh and being remembered are merely bonuses.
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>>2275183
>umg how culd u say dat les see U try an do somthin dis good imma cry play call of duty skrillex fangame jesu christ !!!!
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>>2275585
>say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
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>>2275610
Downloaded CPs second album yesterday, I might just get into this genre. It's very silly, but >fun. Are there any other good albums in the genre?
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>>2275397
Tiarawhy: http://tiarawhy.com/FXE.png
Based on: http://snarky-bastard-inc.blogspot.ca/2011/03/humanized-rainbow-dash-sexy-fun-time.html

The Bro, free roamer: http://imgur.com/NKzAi
Based on "a quickfic that Mort wrote"
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>>2275612
I don't know where you're going or who you're talking to, but that seems like an unreasonable reaction.
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>>2275612
>wanting their attention
Need I remind you that this is retarded. If you like them, talk to them.

If you feel inferior to a drawfag of a horsefucking community then you're just a bit screwed
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>>2275605
Everyone is a man until tits with a timestamp have been delivered.
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>>2275611
> Twilight, Brother, and Father
> three way thick cum fuck-fest
Huh
That's
Well
That's quite something
I'll be back soon
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>>2275613
Stop fucking posting
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>>2275613
>you will never smoke a bowl with AB
>you will never have crazy stoned trap sex with AB
>some will never cry
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>>2275585
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>>2275620
I'm one of the few people who can actually pull off wearing a fedora though. And a trench coat.
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>>2275507
>Just a thought... we're hearing her side and her side alone of the story on that picture. Not to mention Sherclop (makers of Friendship is Witchcraft) and Knighty (the founder of FiMFiction) got instabanned too, despite having nothing to do with R34? I'm not really buying it. Maybe there was just an extremely jealous person in charge of the EqD chat at that point in time.


Well that was surprisingly level-headed.
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>>2275591
Pfff, I don't give a fuck. Do I look important to you? I'm just in it for the cute ponies.

And, you know, I enjoy doodling.
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>>2275609
No, it's Twilight and her father.
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>>2275642
Unf.
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>>2275640
The opposite is also true.
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>>2275651
NO


WE MUST BE UPSET
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>>2275656
Likely story
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>>2275648
Yeah, sure.
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>>2275613
>some cry
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>>2275642

Hnng
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>>2275648
That's what they all think, anon.
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>>2275631
Is that Soarin?
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>>2275613
[1]
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>>2275651
Why did they join the EqD chat to begin with? Knighty I understand but tiarawhy?
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>>2275660
Who's this cracker
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>>2275648
>this is what columbine killers actually think
>laughing whores
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>>2275674
Chisteryryryry.
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>>2275670
Anon human
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>>2275609
>You do know this is Twilight's mother and her father, right?
no, that's this picture
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>>2275664
Okay okay sometimes I draw sexy ponies but that doesn't change how I feel about recognition.
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>>2275648
0/10
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>>2275684
Ok.
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>>2275648
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>>2275683
Wow, she's even dykier than I expected.
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Haven't seen a pony WALL-E yet.
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>>2275674
Witchdyke
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>>2275632
Not really. I'm just one of those types of people who blends into the background.

Everyone forgets about me in the end.
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>>2275685

Yo GG >>2275611 >>2275642
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>>2275407
>>2275585
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>>2275693
>She's so much of a lesbian that she's a man!
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>>2275693
Yeah, men tend to be awfully dykey.
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>>2275610
I know.
I'm listening to them right now.
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>>2275660
>>2275674
>>2275699
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>>2275693
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>>2275698
Good, that movie was shit.
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>>2275620
You implying my fedora isn't the coolest piece of headwear?
It goes perfectly with my trench coats.
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>>2275720
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>>2275714
> dat chin
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>>2275709
GODDOMMOT ONON
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>>2275720
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>>2275720
I know it's your opinion, but holy shit is it wrong.
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>>2275737
MY NAME IS ANON NOT ONON.
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Would you a Grape Nuts pony, MLPG?
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>>2275732
What kind of warning is that?
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>>2275707
incest is wrong
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>>2275611
>>2275642
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>>2275747
But thats the only joke you use for months.
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>>2275744
>OMPLOYONG.

SHOT OP YOU DODO
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Reposting for you dayfags, filly Twilight.

Made some small edits and re-scanned, please save over if you already did.
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>>2275755
oooooooooo
OOOOOO o oOO oOoOoOO o ooOoOOoo OOOOOOOOO
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>>2275747
get rekt
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as requested
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>>2275656
I didn't even know you were a drawfag.
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>>2275759
Shit nigga thats kawaii
>filename
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>>2275749
>gams
>vapors
you've confused the 1860s with the 1940s, anon.
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>>2275763
Pfhahahahaha draw more Mac and Twidoll.
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>>2275763
Where's the third panel
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>>2275720
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>>2275781
>twidoll finds the fuckable lyra
>fuckable lyra is inanimate
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>>2275747

But
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>>2275746
This kind of warning, motherfucker.
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>>2275764
Who did you think I was, some noncontributing schmuck with a name?

>>2275454
Sorry I'm not very fast today, the thread is DISTRACTING
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>>2275763
HA ha ha ha YESSS.
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>>2275788
brb time to fap
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>>2275759
Did I miss anything besides that Fluttershy and this twilly and some doodles of RD and rarity?
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>>2275763
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>>2275759
I like the purple one
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>>2275759
>i was here when you posted it last
>i never left

man i wish i wasnt wasting my life right now
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>>2275788
GG!

YOU GOTTA LOTTA SPLAININ TO DOOOO
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>>2275795
thats kawaii niggu. thanks
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>>2275763
>Coldy holdy
Pfffhahahahaha
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>>2275566
How can something be so cute?

How?

I just want to cuddle with the for eternity
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>>2275763
in before spike makes a remark about her not spreading THAT wide, and that she probably wouldn't fit it even at normal size
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>>2275805
Wait, Fluttershy? Where?
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>>2275823
He was young and naive back then
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Evening ponefriends

Avatar : The Last Airbender stream is live! Grab your snacks and all that jazz, we'll be streaming the first five or so episodes of season 1 in a minute, and will be doing so nightly I guess!
Join the fun!

www.livestream.com/kierz
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>>2275837
GG is like 30 years old
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>>2275708
>non-horsefucker
Welp, you're not anon anymore, so he can't hold that against you
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>>2275763
Heehee.
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>>2275763

I don't get it.
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>>2275788
is this supposed to be sexy? Wait. Dont answer that.
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>>2275847
>implying GG isn't a 15 year-old nymphet
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>>2275795
>Who did you think I was, some noncontributing schmuck with a name?
Um, yes?

I mean, I've never heard of or noticed you before.
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>>2275847
He was a child at heart
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>>2275693
>>2275699
>>2275709
>>2275711

The whole 'witchdyke' thing always mystifies me
Almost as much as football

Y'think ponies go more for soccer?
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>>2275853
beer can in doll vagina
That's the joke
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>>2275816
>that moment when it finally pops in

unf
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>>2275805
Which Fluttershy?
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>>2275868
thats a terrible joke
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>>2275861
Yes but only Earthies, other races are cheaters.
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>>2275830
would you marry your favourite toothless alligator, /co/?
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>>2275868

How does that keep beer frosty?
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>>2275847

I thought he's like 80
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>>2275861
Soccer could conceivably be played by them, so yes.

I like to imagine they're into water polo, though.
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>>2275843
Aw yiss
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>>2275882
she's an ice queen
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>>2275882
Beer koozie effect. It's insulative. Keeps the cold from escaping.
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>>2275825
>Pfffhahahahaha

too many people are using this now so it is time for me to stop. just like UNF. i dont want to turn into a reddit brony meme factory.
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>>2275882
she's a doll not a people
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>>2275895
Hahahahahahah?
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>>2275894
>Keeps the cold from escaping.
hahah thats made me laugh
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>>2275861
Is that gay dating? They're both dudes.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJN9H0cpQkw

Would you feed your wifeu treats if she was good? What kind?
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>>2275877
have you not been following multi-use lyra doll?
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>>2275895
You for real, man?
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>>2275895
its an onomatopoeia for laughter. Would you rather we just go "lol"
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>>2275847
>implying he isn't older than the universe, immortal and unchanging.
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>>2275904
I think they're just guys out at lunch, and one is trying so very hard to pretend he know what football is.
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>>2275895

Yeah, God forbid we go mainstream, my hipster brother!
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>>2275895

>implying unf is ever going to get old

I absolutely love reading and saying it.
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>>2275895
>stop laughing guys
u wot m8
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>>2275909
Yes, but that doesnt change anything
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>>2275909
It still doesn't make it a good joke.
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>>2275904
WHAT ARE YOU A HOMOPHOBE
DIE CIS SCUM
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>>2275908
Yes. cock
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>>2275895
Pffffttthahahhahahhahahhaha is dis nigga srs?
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>>2275928
Stop nasse.
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>>2275923
UNF is AOK
"I'll be in my bunch" was tired the first time.
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>>2275895
What
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>>2275928
Shut up Nosso

Go watch Jefmajor or practice art
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>>2275928
but the punchline is sexual!

I thought it was pretty funny
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>>2275928
>It still doesn't make it a good joke.
It just makes it a request
christ
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"pffffthahahah" is getting pretty old though.
I bet some of you idiots started laughing like that in real life.
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>>2275948
hahaha
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>>2275861
They kicked a football in Fallweather Friends
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>>2275928

Look what you did Nasse, now everyone hats you
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>>2275948
I'm sorry they hated it so much. It was a "lol best idea ever" last night.
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>>2275948
pffffthahahah
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>>2275948
I meant the whole Lyra thing
Not your picture in particular
I like your stuff
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>>2275948
Oh god is that a beer can coming out of her?
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>>2275945
>Nasse
>practice art

Ahahahahhaha.
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>>2275953
>Not laughing like that since forever.

What kind of laughter do you have?
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>>2275938
>bunch
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>>2275953

No, just here. I'm afraid you're just going to have to deal with it.
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>>2275919
>fun dating activity
>dating
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>>2275953
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>>2275948
MY SIDES
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Hey MLPG, what's shakin'?

[1]
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>>2275805
here's a pinkie pone

>>2275816
anon GO TO SLEEP
or take a walk or something
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>>2275928
>voicing opinions with a name on
I shiggy dooby doo
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>>2275948
>twilight with wide/chubby hips


woah, where did this boner come from
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>>2275948
Never stop drawing Twidoll please, GG.
>>
No written verbal exclamations
Reaction images only
Final destination
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>>2275978
Alright
Then I guess it's two dudes dating
That's alright.
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>>2275986
go to bed ross
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>>2275989
pffffFFTHAHAHHAHAHA
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>>2275989
Suck my dick.
>>
WEEEEEEEEEEEEELL
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>>2275968
yeah but the dimensions are way off
needs work
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>>2275981

Interesting sound. Source?
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>>2275989
YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT
JUST GIVE ME THE CONTROLLER
I'LL SHOW YOU
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>>2275989
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>>2275953
I've always laughed like that
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>>2275989
no, this is /co/ you nincompoop
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>>2275994
pfffttthahahahah
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>>2275859
I'm mostly here as anon. I've been drawing ponae for the general on and off since last october I think?
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>>2275992

Are you clinically retarded?
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>>2275986
she's a doll you sicko
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>>2275997
Transatlantic by Quantic
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>>2275953
I've laughed like that for a while.

>>2275948
Heehee.
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>>2275923
it is ok since it is still pretty new but every day more bronies and furries use it and it will be ruined eventually just like everything is.
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>>2276014
pffffthahahahhahaa
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>>2275834
>>2275875
?
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>>2275973
Yes, haha
Fuck
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>>2275989

No, we should all communicate over webcams using only subtle body language. And God forbid anyone displays an emotion!
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>>2276014
seth plz go
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GG,

draw Big Mac drinking beer out of Twilight while another pony watches in shock.
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So, have you masturbated to horses yet today, MLPG?

I know I have
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>>2275995
HE AINT MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY
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>>2276032
pfffthahahah
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>>2275989
http://pastebin.com/uy1c3PkJ

Any new stories guys?
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>>2276016
no glitter glue no

don't do this to me

also since you have a lyra doll why havn't you... you know...made the obvious reference?
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>>2276032
>Someone starts laughing
>Everyone screams at him while still retaining a poker face
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>>2276016
> implying half of MLPG won't get off at the thought of their sweet sticky semen stains getting all over Doll-Pie, making it obvious to anyone and everyone she's been used and likes it, based on how she's leaving that patch uncovered ...
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>>2276011
>post as anon
>nobody knows who you are

Well duh.
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IS THE FRIENDOFF STUFF UP YET?
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>>2276017

Thankee. Some of the music you guys post here is pretty neat.
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>>2276059
PFFFFTHAHAHAHAHA
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>>2276039
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You are only allowed to grab one of these pony butts, which you will then be allowed to play with for a full hour. Nothing is off limits, it's consensual, and afterwards that pony will give you a hug.

Which one, and why?
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>>2276039
Nope. Spent all day building a fence. Get to work on it more tomorrow too.

>Not my personal blog

Right. How about dem ponies?
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>laughing like Pfffthahahahahaha
>Not laughing like FOSFOSFOSFOSFOS

Get on my One Piece Villain custom laugh level
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>>2276049
pfffffthahahahha
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>>2276041
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>>2276039

No, I don't beat my meat to ponies
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>>2276059
No one cares what anonymous says, not even anonymous.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmIT8CGW-tw
Bat pone
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>>2276046
oh is it somehow her fault now
go on blame the victim
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>>2276039
Some of those OC's are cute.
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>>2276065
No problem, always glad to share.
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>>2276039
I would that middle left and bottom left OC
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>>2276039
>OC's

Fuck you.
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>>2276039
>OCs


i used to think you were cool horsefuckanon
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>>2276082

Fix those fucking legs. They aren't supposed to bend that way.
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>Looking for 'Equestria Prevails' on dA to see if he has any new art up yet
>Accidentally type 'Equestria Daily'

AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>2276061
There is no friend-off.

It was all just a trick to make people attempt to contribute and make a fool of themselves in the process.
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>>2276074
HUEHEUHEHUEHUEHUEUEHEUH
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>>2276039
[1]
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>>2276102
BR pls go
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>>2276102
sentenal pls go
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>>2276070
Applejack, because oh god I bet it's fucking perfectly toned
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>>2276082
how could you exploit my weakness so


when are you going to draw more
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>>2276082

GG stop giving me fetishes
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Jajajajajajaja
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>>2276074
AXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA
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>>2276085
What. The only one that doesn't look like shit is the bad Spitfire copy, which is just a bad Spitfire copy. Rest of them are pretty much eyesores.
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>>2276101
Mission accomplished on my part
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>>2276070
Dash, because I would rape her so mercilessly for an hour eventually the lube would run dry. It'd be okay because blood and tears are such wonderful lubrication.

At the end she'd give me a quivering, shaking hug, trembling at my very touch, trying so very hard to hug me as little as possible before slinking away to cry in the corner.

For her, the hour would be a lifetime - a truly hellish violation of her most delicate nerve endings made raw and sore.

Little did she know that for 'us' it's just the beginning.
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>>2276096
>Fix those fucking legs. They aren't supposed to bend that way.
doll legs don't have bones you silly person
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AH SKISKISKISKI
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>>2276039
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>>2276059
Well yeah I guess that kinda naturally follows now that I think about it

I feel silly
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>>2276070
Rarity, because I want to hear her squeal when I motorboat those cheeks
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>>2276074
FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU
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>>2276134
pfffffttheheheheheh
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>>2276134
Hi sparkler
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>>2276139

Couldn't she like

grab his dick and rub herself up and down on it goddamn this is weird to think about
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>>2276134
>nothing is off limits, its consensual
[1]
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>>2276070
Look at Pinkie's butt, I'll take her now.
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>>2275228
>le
get the fuck out
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buhuhuhuhuhuh
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>>2276070
Rarity because I like soft white asses.
Pic related.
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Leth...
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>>2276144
X-23 cuts herself, only for it to heal

Goddamn she is like the ultimate Hot Topic kid.
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>>2276070
Twilight

Just look at that fucking rump
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>>2276139
You forgot his horn.
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>>2276146

My person of African heritage.
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>>2276170
No time for tears. We laughin' now.
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>>2276161
If everything's off limits not everything needs to be consensual.
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>>2275953
I don't even understand why people are doing it or where it came from
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>>2276169
I'll be in my bunk.
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What if pony was food
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>>2276183
HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI
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>>2276170
... What?
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>>2276070
Twilight, because I bet she's never had anyone touch her back there before, it would all be so new to her.
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>>2275953
>not giggling and snorting
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ITS GURARARARA TIME
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Dear Rose:

How do you draw butts so good?

signed, Anonymous
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Did you go to the gym today, MLPG?
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>>2276193
It's just a laughing sound.

Like haha, or heheh.

You don't ask where those come from... right?
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>>2276208
le what le kind of le reaction is le that?
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>>2276210
pfifififthhahahah
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>>2276222
She draws them round and juicy
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>>2276222
circles
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>>2276169
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>>2276223

I'm too ashamed of my body to go to a gym.
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>>2276224
What if I do?
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>>2276203
> no one touch her back there before
Oh come on, you know she went to a strict girl's only boarding school. She insisted.

God bad headcanon just writes itself.
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GODDAMNIT I NEED TO LABEL THESE THINGS
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>>2276224
Where did hehe come from?
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>>2276225
people who pfffftthh before they laugh isn't very common
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>>2276223
It was aerobic day and I didn't even go running.
Feels guilty man.
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>not having a portable laughtrack with you at all times to laugh for you
>not playing it every time you read or hear something funny
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>>2276199
They aren't?
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>>2276223
I don't even lift..
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>>2276234
That is a silly reason
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>>2276253
pizzabronies unite!
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>>2276238
Well you're a weirdo he says in MLPG.
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>>2276223
I had a 40-page paper to finish
So no
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>>2276248
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JIinfEtKAp
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>>2276160
Its not just that, it's the feel of her body against his
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>>2275953

I wish I laughed like "pffffthahahah"

When I laugh it's like a donkey is struggling to breath.
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>>2276269

It's pepperbronies is UNCULTURED SWINE
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>>2276223
No, I'm sick from friendoffing all night
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>>2276248
>sitting on MLPG constantly playing laughtracks when someone says something funny

I normally hate laughtracks but oh fuck my sides
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>>2276264

I know. Doesn't make it any more insurmountable for me.
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>>2276289
PEPPERBRONIES, UNITE
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testing
[1]

i dont even remember what sounds i embedded in these
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>>2276134
>blood is a lubricant
If that were true, we'd all die from the slightest paper cut. Blood coagulates.
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>>2276243
I have to drop something
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>>2276199
That's what deer is for. It's the horse you're allowed to eat.
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>>2276309
How do get sound in photos?
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>>2276309
ok, if thats that, what the fuck is the other one

fuck

[1]
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>>2276326
no no no
not this shit again
please dont shake the baby
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>>2276315
It forms a nice jelly sometimes.

Don't ask me how I know this.
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>>2276284
My laugh is almost completely silent, so I just look like an idiot making strange faces.
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>>2276134
I never knew I liked rape this much.
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>>2276284
Is that why you like donkeys Rose?
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>>2276332
What in high holy hell

I don't remember doing that
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>>2276338
Yeah, that's the coagulating. Blood clots; you probably know it through a bad bloody nose.
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>>2276338
>shoot out a glob of blood from your nose
>that feel when you eat it
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>>2276324
It still blows my mind how there are people who have never tasted horse meat.
Same thing with how every year british people get their knickers in a twist when stores sell reindeer meat.

You silly island monkeys.
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>Not preparing them
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>>2276170
What?
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>>2276284
yeah me too
people make fun of my laugh for sounding like a donkey
We should hang out with Rose
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>>2276365
>>2276284
Some bray
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>>2276358

It's so good.
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>>2276365
>"hang out"
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>>2276364
Fuck you you're not leth
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Friendosh where?
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>>2276357
Thanks for giving me the benefit of the doubt, but no. SUPER heavy menstruation sex.
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>>2276359
I've tried quite a bit of food in my life, never tried horse meat.
Tell me what it tastes like anon.
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Which pony likes threesomes w/ 2 stallions the most
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>>2276393
Twilight.
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>>2276389

Eww anon, that's disgusting.
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>>2276388
Still no friendosh
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>>2276392
chicken
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>>2276346
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>>2276393
The Wonderbolts!
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>>2276389
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>>2276392
To me it tasted like some algebraic mean of goose and beef. Kind of odd, but the sausage was okay.
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>>2276393
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>tfw your laugh is through your nose like some retarded horse
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>>2276389

Dude, that shit is nasty no matter how you look at it
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>>2276412
Wonderbolts anon I love you.
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>>2276359
Maybe because it's shit?

>>2276392
It's similar in taste to beef, just shittier quality

also dry as fuck
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>GG has no compunction drawing sex, just not with pony

I suppose that's for the best, in a way
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>>2276389
Ah, was she the type that got really horny on her period?
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>>2276403
You're disgusted by coagulated menstrual blood but not coagulated nose blood? Are you trying to say you wouldn't fuck a girl in the nose?
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>>2276412
How does that thing stay on her head?
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>>2276428
>tfw you always blow snot out of your nose when you laugh, so can never allow yourself to sneeze in polite company
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>>2276392
It's just like... meat. But drier and saltier.
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>>2276432
> girl really, really, really wants to fuck while on her period
> AOK with raw-dogging it
> absolutely tearing your clothes off to get naked, writhing with heat and longing

Man, you don't know what you're missing.

>>2276452
BINGO.
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Why the fuck is MLPG so fucking disgusting today?

First bloodmilk, now this

What the fuck anon
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>>2276455

Well... yes
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>>2276389
I like it. Y'all are just a buncha bleedin' idiots.
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>>2276469
Slow day. Must counteract the last 2-3 day.
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>>2276469

Solar flares
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>>2276469
We could always talk about, err, impalement?
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>>2276465
pegasus magic
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>>2276469
Have you ever wanted to taste your own shit?
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>you will never be a pretty women wearing a lovely dress
>you will never get railed by every man in town
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>>2276469
Would you drink a mixture of your favorite pony's blood and milk?
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>>2276490
Which pony penis would you be willingly impaled upon?
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>>2276490

Not again.
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>>2276469
Eating horse meat isn't really disgusting.
It's been done since man first saw horses.
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>>2276490
We could talk about new horse. This one smell like a corpse.
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>>2276145
It's okay, nobody has the slightest clue who I am either.

Even if I were to post something I've drawn they'd be none the wiser.
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>>2276468
Are girls horny on their periods? I heard they were mad.
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>>2276497
no
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>>2276482
Oh you
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>>2276490
Oh god yes.
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>>2276469
> bloodmilk
Yeah
Sorry about that.

Do you think Twilight would read 2600 Magazine?
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>>2276512
Yeah, they really are.
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I want to die now
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>>2276504
Braeburn probably.
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>>2276497

Eat shit and die
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>>2276526

This must be a first. Good job guys.
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>>2276497
N-no? Yes?
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>>2276469

Which pony gets off on being a living toilet most?
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>>2276526

bang
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>>2276509
What's to give a fuck about? Working in a mostly-vacuum == freedom. I don't really have a gallery or repository for my drawings either, so it's gonna stay this way for the forseeable future.
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NEW HORSE PREPARED
>>2276545
>>2276545
>>2276545
>>2276545
>>2276545
>>2276545
>>2276545
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>>2276469
pffffffffhahahahahaa
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>>2276512
Based on my exes, hells the fuck yes. 4 out of 4 were really, really itching for a nice rag-shag every month.
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>>2276490

Carousel ponies?
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>>2276512
It's less one thing and more that everything is amplified.

>>2276468
I had enough trouble with blood when she wasn't on her period, let alone when she was on...
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>>2276546
On my face, please.
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>>2276577
That was the best fetish thing I've read still.

Unf, bondage.
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>>2276600
I still think branding might have topped it.
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>>2276614
Eh, got a cap?
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>>2276642
Sadly not.
I don't know if we ever did it as well but branding is still more, unfable?
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>>2276523
No.
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>>2276614
>>2276642
>>2276650

branding?

too much pain
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>>2276501
go to bed Lyra

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