Pone is serious business.No horsing around.Old foolish horse: >>2259431
When is the friend off deadline? 12PST?
2slow
HAHAHAHAHAFLUTTERSHY
>>2262726Just turn it in now.
>>2262695You dont have to get anal Fluttershy.
>rapniggas
[LOADINGPONYPLEASEWAIT]
>rape
>>2262603[shine]
[1]
>>2262731Turn it in where
Winter pony is superior to summer pony
HAHAHA IM POSTING FLOOTERSHAI AND YOU CANT STOP ME!
>>2262731I can still work on it a little before I turn it in
>Buy hand-held random number generator>Go to a party>See a bunch of people talking and laughing>Push my way into the middle of their group>Shout "NICE CONVERSATION, BUT CHECK THESE DUBS">Hold my number generator in my left hand over my shoulder and point at it with my right hand>Generate a number>Get dubs>Entire party explodes and turns into a dubs party
Have you praised the sun yet?
>>2262758I agreement.
>>2262759Who?
>>2262631[music]
>>2262758>it will never be winter again
>>2262731Haha, jokes on you, I withdrew!;_;
>anticipation
>>2262719>Comments>My Little Dashie brought me here. This song the most fitting song for it ever, it's perfect..*Sniff*
>>2262695>>2262730>>2262758>>2262759>mfw Fluttershy used to be my favorite pony then she worked her way all the way down to the bottom but now she is beginning to redeem herself
>>2262778just some background pony
>>2262768Amazing chest ahead
I asked about this in the last thread.But yeah, what's with Nanaki's aversion to Tifa pony?
>>2262765>At 8.1 other parties simultaneously, a bunch of people laugh at some nerd with a handheld RNG
>>2262783>the last winter was 600 years ago
>>2262780NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN
15 minute challenge thing.
>>2262800>but now she is beginning to redeem herselfWhat's she doing during this hiatus?
>>2262783>2009 was 30 years in the future
>>2262808He's a faggot
What's the email for the friendoff submission?
>>2262802
>>2262745i liked that one more than the Pinkie oneThe others were complete shit
GOD DAMNIT WHERE IS LETH
>>2262758winter pone are so cute
>>2262802>let it commence
>>2262832>2012 was 32 years ago
>>2262828That is a very bishie Big Macintosh.
>>2262840>not even liking AJ oneThose three were the best
>>2262828come back when you can do that in 5 minutes, sandrakerit's pretty good
>>2262828Big pone.
>>2262802try holding with both hands
>>2262765*wwalks into thread**gets dubs*
>>2262828...That's amazing for 15 minutes.
>>2262834Yet he crushes on Trixie?
>all that art of Lyra hand puppetMy sides, they can't take any more
>>2262856Celestia is bounciest pone
>>2262854Once again, saved in a heartbeat
HEY GAUIS HOOS UR FAVORIT PONI MYS THE MELLAH YELLAH WON
>>2262854I feel bad for future me when this isn't funny anymoreBecause I have been laughing for the last day straight at all these comics
>>2262826Music is fun yo
>>2262854MORE PUPPET LYRA
>>2262828Why does he only have 3 legs Jessy?
>>2262891That is not attractive.
>>2262828Rather cute Jessy.
friendoff info for those that need it
>>2262861>Season 2 ended 46 months ago
LETHHHH
>>2262854I DONT GET ITFILL ME IN
I miss Azula
>>2262853>more C&H copy and pastereally?
Previous Thread>>2200158[ Your MLP:FiM Link Board ]Version 4.5 05/04/12---------------------------------------------/co/ Thread Locator & Archive:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneralNew generals need keywords inSubject or Comment field to bemarked properly. Keywords include:Hub, MLP, Pony, Ponies, main character namesPlease check locator before starting a new thread.--- 1080p HD OF NEW EPISODE (S2E25+26) --- :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIdiPvVMrBoNew potential watcher? Try episode 4 or 10 if you don'twant to watch them in order.Download links for episodes:Season One: http://mrch.me/mlpSeason Two: http://tinyurl[.]com/mlps2guideFiMchan:http://fim.413chan.net/MLP: FIM Wiki:http://mlp.wikia.comMy Little Pony Flockdraw:http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swfRoom: MLPFiM Blogs:http://derpyhooves.comhttp://equestriadaily.comPony IRC:http://webchat.irchighway.net/Channels:#mylittlepony#mlpWho's who on /co/:http://tinyurl[.]com/3tk3lax (by /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/v/)Pony tumblr list:http://tinyurl[.]com/mlptumblrsDrawfriend Stream Monitor:http://twilightlicio.us/streams/Drawings Requests doc:http://tinyurl[.]com/7j8yge3More links:http://mlpfanart.wikia.com/External_linksArchiver System by Archive!noTe.poNY
so, given how many different fan interpretations of Celestia there are, which is your favorite?i like Molestia most.
Did that guy on twitter post anything amusing after the incident with Hopopopo?
>>2262934LOL MOLESTIA SO FUNNY
>Season 2 ended only 15 minutes ago.
>>2262934you sicken meI like incompetent Celestia
>>2262946>implying it isn't
>>2262934I like the interpretation that she's a wizened, kind monarch who loves her faithful student Twilight and is genuinely concerned about the fate of her people
>>2262922its easier to copy someone who was clever than to be clever yourself
>>2262934CHESSMASTER
>>2262797FUCKSHITDICKSCUNTWHY
>>2262946>CALL HER PANKA OR SONGSMILE AGAIN YOU GUYS SO FUNNAY xD
>>2262934>you will never be molested by a horny CelestiaSomeone needs to write this.
>>2262957>living in 2011
>>2262956Canon Celestia?
>>2262934If I had to chose one other than canon Celestia?I guess it would be molestia.But I prefer the origional one that Klondike? came up with, where it is a succubus that looks like Celestia and has hijinks, rather than JJs terrible sex joke molestia.
>>2262976fuck your shit
>>2262959
>>2262934I like the canon Celestia, the wisen, motherly one.
>>2262976why
>>2262994hehebutts
>>2262975>Dear diary, I didn't get molested by Celestia today. The end.
>>2262920I miss /co/
>>2262994YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE ROSE?LYRA PUPPET
>>2262979
>>2262975>Someone needs to write this.Are you new?
>>2262957>implying it hasn't been bastardised by JJ and his horde of dick-sucking broniesLook guys i made a le sex johk agen xDDD
>>22630091001 uses
>>2262934ChessmasterI just love the idea that she kinda orchestrated everythingAnd Faust said that it was basically trueI also kinda kinda like Trollestia...
>>2262976>sampleAt least post the full resolution you nigger
>>2263016
>>2263017Oh god that face
>>2262975>somebody needs to write thisand somebody needs to pay fucking attention.
>>2263007;_;
>>2262994Is butt touching within boundaries?
>>2263017>that filenameIts like a shopping list for a pervert.
>>2263031you motherfucker
>>2263042Man I hate how common my name is
>>2262934I like Yellestia.Also Cell-estia and rapelestia is cool too.
>>2263042can... can i hit him?
>>2263042I hope that's real. I hope that's how everyone remembers him when they look back on their yearbooks.
>>2263055Go to bed Tyler
>walking around in ponyville marketplace>mares squelching loudly as their bloated vulvas convulse, splattering their musky juices everywhere>try to ignore it, but the smell is starting to get to you>get in line to buy some vegetables>the unicorn mare in front of you is especially engorged, her winks sputtering thin streamers of lubrication on your pants>she takes a step backward, 'accidentally' mashing her heavy folds against your crotch
>>2262934Wise and motherly to the outside worldTotally kinky in the bedroom
>>2263055'sup Tyler
>have to go to dinner party with parents friends>might not be back in time to uploads drawings for the deadlineI hope Leth has his mercy component installed cause I might be an hour or two late.
She's hypnotized, /co/.Now's your chance.What do you do?
>>2263055Yo Tyler Brony whatcha doin
>>2263005>Rose doesn't draw butts any morelyra doesn't count
>>2263016doesn't matter what they did. we know where it came from. don't let them win.
>>2263077>Not uploading it before
>>2263055>Your name is my name
>>2263042There's this kid two years before me who is an absolute brony faggotCan't wait for him to graduate next year so I can laugh at his yearbook quote
SoI finished itMostlySorry it's not too great, I tried to break my usual MOhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1k3KvPd8N_jgaTffLSbs9qL2yOiF8rYE7PiTNmAZdwrQ/edit
>>2263086Snap her out of it.
>>2263072I could be wrong, but doesn't "squelch" basically mean to mute?
>>2263072>My good pants.That bitch is dead.
>>2263086I immediately take her to her friends so that Twilight can undo it and she can be safe after I sneak a kiss
>>2263086Get her to walk down mane street in granny's girdles.
Why are we going so fast?
>>2262915dammit, which episode was that scene from again?
>>2263077>LETH IS A COMPOOTER U GUYS GET ITno I'm just kidding. Wouldn't it be horrible if we were all anal-retentive fuckmunchers like that?
>>2262736[1]
>>2262918Do you even watch the general?
Is this real life
>>2263086Snap her out of it, just meatting a pone is enough.
>>2263115OWTEW
>>2263121cool
>>2263086Anal sex
>>2263066I went to bed at 10 this morning. Woke up at 6 PM I'm almost fucking nocturnal now.>>2263074yo>>2263089Thinking of playing some Tribes>>2263096FUCK
>>2263086get her to sign over ownership of her land and business to me.
>>2263100>Chistery ficIs this the real life? Link pic pls.
>>2263113Lyra must have read the last thread...fucking saved
>>2263130...Wasn't it the CMC newspaper episode?
>>2263086Can I talk to big bad Applejack?>SPEAKING.
>>2263130No it's the one about newspaper and shit
>>2263106In this situation, its a onomatopoeia for a really wet impact sound.
>>2263090Rose drew the best butts.She should get into porn, she would be good at it.
>>2263100Awesome!You want to wait for your picture?
>>2263098Aren't you a little young for MLPG?Be careful, lest scootanon rape you.
>>2263100Is there sex
>>2263147DYEWtS?
I'd vote for her.That's how monarchies work, right?
>>2263086Belly rubs and head-pats
>>2263072First erection of the night.
>>2263160>in college>young
>>2263156Fuck you.Rose is one of the last bastions of nonsexual art.
>>2263166We acronyms now
>>2263168>.gif.png
>>2263179Butts are fun, not sexual.
>>2263179What about Tess?
>>2263160>implying dooks isn't 17
>>2263164NoNot really
>>2263072Did that bitch just fucking touch me?
>>2263166Yes, I do, and Fluttershy was hardly even in Owls Well That Ends Well.
>>2263143>I know a Tyler who is into vidya and 4chan>There are probably several hundred Tylers on 4chan
>>2263179Butts aren't sexual though, everyone has a butt.
>>2263152But you can't really use a word that already exists and means something else for onomatopoeia can you? I mean I guess you can but that sounds weird.
>>2263072.... Go on
>>2263192>Dooks is underaged'aww
>>2263125there's a general?
>>2263156>Rose get into pornShe couldnt do it even if she wanted to.If she tried to draw a penis all that would happen is her hand would shape a cute little donkey instead.everyone has little donkeys instead of genitals
>>2263159>that mouthPURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE
>>2263177...who the fuck has yearbooks in college these days?
>>2263192Anon pls go
>>2263190She is clean for now hes going to draw pedo spike art one day
>>2263190Who?
>>2263202I am a Tyler.But I would never say that with my trip on
>>2263150I UNDERSTAND THAT REFERENCE!
>>2263190>>2263179>that feel when Ross and Tess trade porn don't want to show it to usI'M TELLING YOU MANTHEY JUST DON'T WANT TO SPREAD THE HAPPINESS
SLOW DOWN
>>2263200That bitch did man.She touched your filthy monkey clothing attached to your filthy monkey body.What do you do about it, you hairless chimp?
>>2263216no dooks you goyou have some growing up to do xD
>>2263213problem bro?
>>2263206Of course you can. If something makes a sound like that, then it works.
>>2263190>he hasn't seen Tess's humanized Rarity
>>2263213
>>2263215I can find one.
>>2263179She wouldn't have to stop drawing nonsexual stuff.
>>2263229>RossDAMMIT MEANT TO SAY ROSE
>>2263236;_;
>>2263232>SLOWING DOWN>EVER
>>2263228Steve plz go
>>2263229>RossOh god now I'm imagining Ross drawing pornWHERE IS BARFCHAN.JPGI NEED IT
>>2263241Post.
>>2263232GIT ALONG LITTLE PONY!
>>2263179Rose draws porn on another account Shes pretty good at keeping two distinctive styles consistent
>>2263195>not really>>2263159
>>2263212She probably draws porn and just doesn't show it to anyone.
>>2263232Fuck you useless cunt.>>2263246You are almost right with Ross, though. Almost.
>>2263159...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJb5RvAs4BI
>>2263235Shut the fuck up Bon BonI'll deal with you later
>>2263256>ross pornOH GOD NONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMY POOR IMGAGINATIONI THINK IT'S DEAD
>>2263237[ThisDayAria]
>>2263256I'm pretty sure all Ross draws is porn.
>>2263274Post pic Chistery.
>>2263266>>2263237pls stop ;_;
>>2263268You can't say that without proof, niglett.
that feel when cant funny
>Over 200 posts in 25 minutesYou've changed, general.
>>2263274Nnnnnnaaaaaaah, you can wait.
Finished my first friend off fic.Enabled comments on gdocs and am looking for feedback on last minute fixes if anybody is willing to give it a read.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-J2zXgYNPsqFRvlV-bdrjAGwN0kPurwMkML32u04lag/editBased on pic related
>>2263298It's like we're back in /co/...;_;
>>2263295Not bad tho
>>2263305Yes.
>>2263254I UNDERSTAND THAT ONE TOO!Although it took a second.
>>2263232NO FUCK YOU SPITFIREI GOTTA GO FAST[dangerpone]
>>2263305>Rumblescoot fichnng>by NathanMY PREJUDICES ARE TELLING ME NOBUT MY BODY IS SAYING YES
>>2263279>I could care less
>>2263250>>2263250>>2263250>>2263250HEY GUYS LOOKDOOKS IS UNDERAGE
>>2263305Man looking at that before the friendoff is like seeing a bride before the wedding.Or opening all your good presents before Christmas.
>>2263312But /co/ never went this fast, except on special occasions.
>>2263320>That feel when you got the second reference before you got the first one.
>>2263293do it you faggot pull the trigger. or are you too much of a coward?
>>2263254>>2263228I laughed like an idiot when that happened.
>mlpg.avihttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqQHcHvBJj0
>>2263254I don't get this one.
>>2263333We all know that, doofusWe don't mind because he's a chill guy with pleb music tastes
>>2263332I laughed harder than I should of.
>>2263337Don't do it, John. You'll be playing right into her hands.
>>2263335>Friend-off Buildup
>>2263327>Nathan>writing>implying he didn't just use a comptuer program to generate a fic using certain key phrases.
>>2263305Oh man I am excite.
>>2263325>>2263332
>>2263312Wut, /co/ Generals were slower
>>2263352>should of
>>2263337s-stop that!Stop that right now!pls
OH SHIT NIGS IT'S TIME FOR PONY DISCUSSIONWOULD YOU STILL WATCH IT WITH A LAUGH TRACK
>>2263336Well, I've watched the Avengers twice, and that episode of Batman more than twice.
>>2263334>not opening all of your presents for Christmas then rewrapping them
>>2263290>Post picUhAlright
>>226338410/10 would fuck
>>2263090oh hush, I've got to go back to friend-offingprocrastination habits are a hard thing to drop
>>2263368not alwayswe used to hit bump limit in 30 minutes
>>2263379> laugh trackHELL no.
>>2263379what's wrong with laugh tracks?
>>2263379NO
>>2263379If it was the mane six laughing
>>2263384So, do you think he's handsome?
>>2263348>>2263348>>2263348pls respond
>>2263374
>>2263384You look so nervous.Like your camera is holding you at gunpoint.
>>2263365seems as appropriate a time as any to post thispic i made for the friendoff but didn't use as my submission
>>2263392
>>2263379Earlier 70s show proven with the laugh track, that show is still entertaining.
Did we get the drawing of Lyra plush as a holster for a cowboy yet?
>>2263384The friend off pic...
>>2263392RoseNever stop being awesome.
>>2263379Nope.
Finally done with my friend-off piece. Did the entire thing in one day. Now to send it in.
>>2263392i love you rose
>>2263379Oh man that's a tough callThe laugh track killed Big Bang Theory for mebut then MLP has decent writing most of the time
>>2263410you can submit multiple times
>>2263379I'd still watch it, yeahI've grown immune to its effects
>>2263396Normally a thread would last an hour and a half. And they'd be 400-500 posts long.
>>2263379What if the laugh track was recorded by bronies?
>>2263417>>2263426reel it in, guys
>>2263409Dude, it's an iPhone 4. My phone bill is a monthly hostage crisis.Also I'm no good with > photography.
>>2263368Man were you even here on episode days?We'd tear through threads like no tomorrow, leaving nothing but a trail of flaming wreckage rage on the front page of /co/
>>2263414http://arch.413chan.net/mlp2259431.html#p2262479
>>2263405im calling him Steve Roger because of his post
>>2263379Only if it was as good as the one in TBBT.
>>2263403>jokeHEEEHEHAHAHA*snort*
>>2263437okay sorryi like you rose
>>2263398>>2263399>>2263400>>2263420>"Hey Applejack, quit horsing around!"*audience laughter*>RD winks at the camera>"Bazinga!"
>>2263408I'M WARNING YOU!I-I'll do it!
>>2263415I don't have mine yet. My partner's LEAVING ME TWISTING IN THE WIND BRO
>>2263430did not realize that
>>2263384You're looking quite rugged for a lesbian.
>>2263384ii don't know what to think anymore
>>2263443I don't know if these are EVER going to stop being hilarious.
>>2263445i haven't seen that in some timegood show
>>2263458I THINK HE MEANS THE ONE YOU WROTE FOR
>>2263392>Saved>Printed out>Sent to everybody >Placed order for custom T-shirts
>>2263438
>>2263384What does MLPG think of me?
>>2263410That's not even a contestHe can fly
>>2263384we posting tripfags?
>>2263456>Bazinga!FUCKFUCK YOU FUCCCCCCCCCK
>>2263484>inb4
>>2263486
>>2263464I know a lot of rugged lesbians.I just don't know a lot of cis white male homo-to-bisexual lesbians outside of Tumblr.>>2263475AW FUCK, speaking of Tumblr
>>2263484Are you that guy from the office?
>>2263379what if MLP had a live studio audience
>>2263458I know the feeling.Maybe if I hadn't disappeared for six days he'd talk to me.;_;
>>2263484You look like a fullsize version of that guy from Game of Thrones.
>>2263484you look like a tranny
>>2263439>Episode days.Of course those threads were fast dude, people outside the General always showed up in episode days just like now but with less people. But a "normal" thread was pretty slow.
>>2263457pull the triggers
>>2263505HAHAHAHAAHA
>>2263499HAHAAHHAHAHAH
>>2263384>>2263484IT BEGINS
>>2263498Yyyyyeeeahsorryi think this is it
You only have one boopwhich pony do you use it on?
>>2263505
>there will never be a DVD colection with all seasons that include a commentary and in character commentary
>>2263517>>2263522>HAHA'ing at TV actor lookalike-mind
>>2263445Fuck, I remember that thread.
You just send your submission to the email you sent your sign up sheet for, right?Also, is it common to not show your friend-off pic or story until the submission period is over?
>>2263511
>>2263528Twilight.
>>2263423Cool, I want to see your stuff
>tfw removed myself from free roaming because life happened>Everyone else is finishing and being happy, but all I can do is feel depressedWell, here's hoping the friend-off is a good one at least. Good night MLPG.
>>2263528______You
>>2263528Line the ponies up so it hits all of them.
>>2263528Seaty
>>2263547ha, good show
>>2263547>worth 5 keys>only 5 keys
>>2263436>El misteriosoHAHAHHA
>>2263496
>>2263547I'll give you my three vintage vintage hats
>>2263547whatwhat is that thing
>>2263465Maybe you should just keep it in your pants like a normal human beingJust saying
>>2263528Panka
>>2263569>>2263496Really?Really, guys? Still?
>>2263574everyone knows that's not her anyways
>>2263572Pyro's gasmask extension thing replaced with lyra fuck plush
>>2263581It's >funny
>>2263524There's the one. Thanks.
>>2263569I miss alplblewm ;_;
>>2263555Cheer up dude, good night
>>2263581I don't see how that's ever not going to be funny.How does someone even fuck up that bad. It's like he rolled a 1 in life.
>>2263581Yes. Still.
>>2263555Sleep well, feel better in the morning
>>2263528Luna, she would probably banish me, but I would laugh for a bit after.
>>2263570I'll give you a machina, it's a good sniper wep
>>2263528
>>2263589>>2263602>>2263603It was funny the first few times.Now it isn't.
>>2263581We'll stop when it's not funny. Which will be never.
>>2263595>some cry
>>2263592No problemo, friendo.
>>2263595I saved those pictures of trapanon in panties
>>2263539yes, and i think showing your partner is normal but posting it is not standard operating procedure
>>2263555There's always next year, right? Or heck, you could still do it anyway, and to hell with the timing.
>>2263535>Tara is an attention whore>Tabitha is insane>Also she points out the double entendresThey are too volatile to let them make a commentary.In character would probably work>Discord along the mane cast and princessI would buy that no matter the cost
>>2263616Shut up, Nachos
>>2263610kawailight
>>2263484You look like a feminine Ben Stiller.
>>2263616still laughin over here
>>2263569
>>2263641REGGIE PLS GO
>>2263616Hey, dumbass, stop replying.It's all the same 1-2 niggers. Don't reply.
>>2263616It occasionally can still be funnythere's probably a couple good laughs left in there somewhere
>>2263208>she grinds against you for a moment before 'realizing' what she's done>she steps forward and gives one more powerful wink, spraying your pants which are now soaked down to your boxers>"oh gosh, I'm so sorry about that! I didn't even notice you there">you're finding it hard to conceal your boner as she apologizes
>>2263498>male lesbians
>>2263616>implying
>>2263646>cries anonymous
>>2263641Is your cuerpo listo reggie?
>>2263610No, I hate itGod, you are a shitty pony
>>2263624Alright, thanks.
>>2263581Shut the fuck up AB.
>>2263646who is it?
>>2263643Needs "tooling" in the filename.
>tfw waiting for friendoffall this content
>>2263555Honestly? Just do a picture/story after it's over and present it to the general, who cares if it's late.Leth put this together for everyone here to have a good time, not to be stressed out about deadlines. Everyone is being on time to be courteous but if you want to do it a little late that's fine. More offerings to the gods of MLPG I say.
>>2263445wheres the one with Sheldon watching MLP?
>>2263645>>2263659wot
>>2263669>>>/co/
have some stinky pone
>>2263651"It's okay, I know how you mares can be. Frankly, I was enjoying it."
What if.What if they extend the deadline again?
>>2263684>not knowing Reggie Fils-Aimefaggot
>>2263633>Discord along the mane cast and princessesYou know seeing how much success this brony documentary has the Hub could make a kickstarter or whatever it called for the something like that
>>2263651the mental image of a pony exploding liquids out her vagina
>>2263697>smelly pone0/10 would not hug
>>2263697Ewww
>>2263641DOOKS ARE YOU PIC RELATED
>>2263697I'd hug to make her feel better
>>2263702I would be elated
>>2263706forgot my greentext. oh well
>>2263707What a faggot.
LETH WHERE ARE YOUIT IS HAMBURGER TIME
>>2263697Aww, poor thing. That's actually kind of cute, in a way.
>>2263664...and sent. Can't wait to see everyone's glorious new content.
>>2263654What ever happened to that guy? He just kind of disappeared.
Where is Leth
>>2263651My dickplease, no more
>>2263702I would be PISSEDI WANT MY CONTENT
you will never exist in an wacky alternate universe where everyone is a horse
>>2263724LETH IS DEDEVERYBODY PANIC
>>2263724>>2263733whereisleth mind
>leth is ded
>>2263703>>2263715AHAHA FAGGOTS
>>2263697Well, she's cute. Is she musky?
>>2263707you are a cruel person
>>2263735What the Fuck manwhy would you post that
>>2263735Fluffy time?
>>2263715Wait, that's Dooks up there?Shit, Dooks you look like Reggie
>>2263681>working on entry at the last minuteFuck shit goddamnit SLOW THE FUCK DOWN CLOCK shit shit shit.>finish entry and submitHOLY FUCKNUTS SPEED UP CLOCK god damn fucking bullshit waiting...
>>2263733>>2263724Someone said his internet is out.
>>2263741aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
>>2263754>no Hamburger Time ReportMY LIFE NO LONGER HAS A MEANING
>>2263744>calling me a faggot>for knowing Reggie, the based saviour of every E3>aside from Konami when they pull their finger outNo anon, you are the faggots
>>2263754how do they knowdoes someone know him irlit's a conspiracy
>>2263754>Believing 4chan
>>2263767>Fan of the fandom
>>2263772>not knowing everyone in the general irl
>>2263784WHERE'S YOUR VAGINA
>>2263752nono, slow down
>>2263784I always thought you were a girlShit, I was talking about showing you my dick earlier tooO-oh god
>>2263750god dammitthis is twice you've got meand twice i've laughed
>>2263784welp
>>2263784>photoshop
>>2263794HIDING BEHIND HER PENIS
you are now aware that this is what lyra and bon bon do in the privacy of their bedroom
>>2263795Rose did you like the Lilo and Stitch tv series?Please say yes
>>2263754AW FUCKWHAT A TIME FOR THE INTERNET TO GO OUT.
>>2263795GET BACK TO WORK
>>2263784I- I always thought you were a girl...I was actually kind of jealous of you too, a cisgendered lesbian...Everything I want to be but can't ;_;
>>2263801>PhotoshopNigga she's taking pics a guy is posting on /soc/
I'd post a fresh pic but unshaven and shirtless.
>>2263809I like.. the concept of them, somewhatnot the quality of them
>>2263784shoe on head
>>2263808UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNF
>>2263821Oh>photoshop
>>2263808pony should pony pony
>>2263808thats a fuzzy ass mane
>>2263825HELL NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>2263827>>2263818
>>2263814... I think mine might be related.Does the LETH run on windows?
>>2263827Aw, ok ;_;What about Recess?
Just finished and submitted my friendoff fiction. I wonder if anyone will submit even later than me.
>>2263857Rose is going to be the latest
>>2263854No, fuck you
>>2263858talking about shit art.
>>2263808Dam straight!
ROSE SAVE USSAVE US FROM /soc/
>>2263808>Spoiler, NaN MB, 1683x2256>NaN MB
Hamburger time: ??? Anonymous editionHappy levels: Thru da roofHorny levels: Thru da roofFriendoff is almos over cant waittoday we had thingsand lyra plushie stufwe have funthat all
>>2263699>the moment the word enjoy comes out of your mouth she mashes herself back against you>"nnnggh thanks, I just can't stand it out here - it's too much to take">she starts grinding harder, your erection almost completely engulfed by her swollen mound>you have to lean into her in order to keep your balance as a small puddle forms at your feet, her hot fluids rolling down your legs at an alarming rate
>>2263886Yeah, this /soc/ thing is getting a little boring.
>>2263898BOOOOOOOI WANT MY MONEY BACK
>>2263867I'll be the latest.
>>2263896your handwriting is attrocious
>>2263896ok now that is obvious photoshopstop this chis
>>2263896you look familiar, where you from?
>>2263898TANKS LEF U GUD GAI
>>2263898>no flavor of the dayyou have failed me anon
>>2263793I don't think I want to know any of you people.
>>2263898BEST HAMBURBEER TIME EVER
>>2263896MINE SIDESCHISTERY YOU CHEEKY BASTARD
>>2263820Don't worry, you can still get everything you wantYou just have to be the one to define it and take it for your ownBecause especially if you're straddling or crossing a gender line, they don't pass that shit out for free.
>>2263899>she gets dehydrated and faints
>>2263923flavor is lyra plsuhie
>>2263898R u tryin to trick me?
>>2263896>>2263384>>2263784>Chistery's penis confirmed for Brawl.
>>2263937ONLY A WITCH WOULD TRY TO HIDE HER GENDER
>>2263899"Excuse me, ma'am, but do you want to just go and have sex somewhere? Because I certainly wouldn't mind."
>>2263939
>>2263898go to bed lynchy
>>2263898Valiant effort, Anonymous, thanks lots!
Friendoff is cancelled guyseveryone go home.
>>2263967k
Hey MLPG. What's the topic of the minute?
>>2263978FRENDOFF
>>2263951No, I'm pretty sure most witches would start up a Tumblr expressing exactly what and how gendered they are and how they arrived at that designation.
>>2263967>the friendoff ended 13 years ago
>>2263978Chistery reveals his final form
>>2263978Hamburger Friend Off Time
>>2263978/soc/, friend off, and mares in heat green texts
>>2263978Chistery's penis.
>>2263978would you tell your waifu she's pretty even when she's 8 months pregnant with your baby?
Good morning mlpg babies~
>>2263978Chistery's penis
>>2263978Leth is ded
>>2263982>yamino
>>2263982YOU CAN'T FOOL ME, WITCH.
>>2263995Well yeahIt's only courtesy>>2263998>>2263991>>2263986I'm fine with showing FINAL FORM, but come on, this isn't Stickam.
>>2263996
Leth is >>1
>>2264018>>2 4 me
>>2263996hows the wrist doing?
>>2264027we left >>4
>>2263995Of course I would. She's always beautiful.
>>2264015Just saying that is really really really funny is all.
>>2264018Leth is one dead what?
IMPERIAL HAMBURG TIME.CATHOLIC LEVELS: HIGHHERESY LEVELS: AVERAGEFLAVOR OF THE DAY: INVESTITURE CONTROVERSYIn the 11th and 12th centuries, the Pope challenged secular leaders for the right to appoint local bishops in what would be known as the investiture controversy.
>>2263998So its a pretty small topic
>>2264018http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BUmv8imdH0
>>2264018I've killed anons before, anonYou better quit that blasphemous talk before I make another >>1
>>2264033The Walking >>1
>>2263995I have the biggest fear of pregnant women. I don't think I could muster up the courage to even look at her.
that feel when all tylers are either autistic or were autistic to a certain degree>Know a tyler in middle school>actual weeaboo>later on>find out he's in CS classes>doesn't seem as weeaboo>has a dr. who scarf>AUTISM
>>2264045Religion, please go.
>>2264047I don't knowIt's been peer reviewedIt's just not ready for publicationI wish I could say the same for my senior thesis, Goddamn.
>>2264015i'm just going to pretend you're still a lesbian.
>>2264063Hey, I knew an autistic Tyler toowhat do you know, maybe you're right
>>2264075>can't tell photoshop>image from /soc/
>>2264031Pretty great. I made cupcakes and everything.
>>2264063I used to know a Tyler way back in middle school who always smelled like shit
Rarity is bulimic
>>2264047dohohoho
>that feel when your willy is hard but there's nothing to tickle it tooI need fetish fuel MLPGMeaning post some pretty wings
>>2264088Thats good to hear. are you going to be drawing pone tonight?
>Implying that would matter after you've spent enough time in Equestria to romance, marry, and impregnate a pone.Your body would be coursing with friendship magic. You'd love your waifu more than ever.
>>2264095No she isn't.If she were her teeth would be worse.
>>2263937Not to get too /soc/ up in here, but I honestly wish I had that kind of courage.I love performing, particularly music. I love playing instruments, particularly string instruments, and I love singing. I love that feeling you get when you get up in front of a crowd, be it a close group of friends or an actual audience. I'm absolutely scared shitless, however, that if I do choose to undergo surgery I won't be able to do the things I love anymore.
>>2264088shit nigga at least give some pictures.I want to see dem cupcakes.
>>2264103Would you rub your semen into scootaloo's wings?
Appleburger time Apple levels: HighApple eating levels: HighFlavor of the day: Apples Buy some apples.
>>2264105I'ma try~
>>2264103>liking wings sexuallythat's not what they're for at all
>>2264087>>2264075> straight up tell the MLPG you're biologically male> "NO YOU'RE NOT"Yeah, let's talk pony instead of highlighting how dumb this is, right?
>>2264121Could you Draw a Rainbow Dash booping a Pinkie plz?
>>2264063aw shit, I knew a tyler with Who scarf too.i wanted his fucking scarf but he wouldn't give it to me
Which pony would hate you for booping herbut secretly enjoy it?
>>2263305>>2263305>>2263305>>2263305So the only feedback offered on this was "it isn't very good."Does anyone have something a little more constructive for me, something I can improve upon? Reasons it's not good?pls respond
>>2264113Provided I cleaned it out afterwards in another round of preening and sensual touching, sure.>>2264122The same could be said about almost every fetish anon!
>>2264114what kind of apple is that
>>2264135Dash, of course
>>2264095she looks like every other pony and she doesn't have an eating problem.
>>2264121In that case, could you draw the CMC trying to grab something out of reach by climbing on each other, making a small pillar of tiny ponies?Possible targets are cookies or something equally delicious.
>>2264138I like it.
>>2264138i already told you it isn't very good
>>2264113I would tell her it was magical cream that would help her to fly.
>>2264138I haven't heard much about mine, eitherThat's okay, I just wanted to write something a little newAnd work in a Homer reference, fuck yeahr
>>2264103
>>2264122Excellent, someone who thinks the same way.
>>2264125Why the fuck would anyone upload there pictures onto here.only logical conclusionis fake
>>2264140The apple kind
>>2264162I haven't read it yet.
I got over my hump with lipsyncing, it's going okay now... It's kind of surreal to do MLP with true frame-by-frame and not symbol swapping, since I sound it all out and draw it uniquely for the whole thing.It's not that I want to make it harder, I'm just not good at planning ahead...The coffee probably helped too.
>>2264135chrysalis/swissalis/cheeseling queen/chrys/kurisu/sallyFuck, i told myself I was going to stop with the bugpone
>>2264162I'm waiting to read them all on the actual date
DORKS
>>2264156That doesn't give me anything to improve on though.That's the equivalent of "it needs to be about twenty percent cooler" in terms of usefulness.
>>2263899This is the weirdest grocery story ever.
>>2264181Is he going to talk or just grunts and shit?
>>2264181Lip synching is too good for anime.It should be too good for you.
>>2264069>>2264084
>>2264181Whoa...you're doing lipsyncing? Goddamn BCS....You're never gonna finish that wonderbolts comic are you?
>>2264170>there pictures>there
>>2264188[DORKS]
>>2264183>those nicknamesYou didn't tell yourself you were going to stop. You just decided to be tsundere.
>>2263953>her horn glows and she pulls away from you just long enough to roughly magic the button loose on your pants before nearly tearing the fly apart>once your pants are out of the way she mashes back even harder, causing you to nearly stumble backwards>her powerful winks and your needy erection work together to get you to pop out of your boxers and into her hot depths with a loud, wet pop>she sighs in relief as she pulls on your wrists with her magic, slapping your hands onto her cutie marks as her surprisingly tight tunnel gulps and sucks audibly on your cock>other ponies in the marketplace take notice, mares winking harder as stallions drop out of their sheaths>it seems everyone is a little backed up today
>>2264181bcs let me skype with youI want to play orgasm noises over my microphone and it just isn't fun when recording them in audacity and playing them back
>>2264203>they'rethere.
>>2264170WellAlrightWhatever helps you sleep at night I guess.
>>2264193i read it, decided that from what i read it was kind of bland and not engaging (this disregards your spelling and grammer errors) and told you what for.aren't you a prereader? shouldnt you be able to tell on your own.
Oh boy, it's that time again
>>2264188
>tfw you see a non-autistic bronyI... don't know how to feel.She's actually really cool.But she was wearing a shirt of that 'Rainbow Dash War Paint' scene and had a rubber Brony bracelet on.wat do
>>2264240ponies bein cute and stuff
>>2264240More multi-use lyra doll.
>>2264230>my partner is a maleI don't give a fuck.
>>2264221God, give me stamina...
>>2264236Was a pre-reader.And we are our own worst judges.
>>2264069>>2264084>covering one brony fetish with another brony fetish on the most unsexy but still cuddleable pony ever
Someone wrote a 67000 word story about Cheerilee and Sweetie Belle in a relationship. It's rated M.This fucking pedophile filled fandom man...
>>2264197I usually include dialogue, grunting is boring, isn't it? I like those moments of hilarity with talking. Maybe the whole reason I am still doing it is because it still makes me laugh and I still have fun with it sometimes.I still want to randomize moans to reduce the fact sometimes it gets repetitive but that's dependent on my programmer and time.
>>2264245Give her the dick anon.
>>2264240multi-use lyra doll
So Chistery is a guy who has been pretending to be a lesbian in a lesbian relationship with another woman for several months now.
>>2264245If you like her, go talk to her you beta faggotYou have a common interest. Use that as a starting block to learn more about her and then just go from there.God
>>2263293>posting picture from redditreported
>>2264245channel your inner john preston and go cleric on her
>>2264263its a cartoon horse, it's not pedophiliaSounds like you're dealin with some demons, man
>>2264245She probably just doesn't knowJust don't bring it up and it will be fineIf she brings it up frequently then you have a problem.
>>2264245Continue being alone.
>>2264240Fat Twilight
>>2264269>le newton face
>>2264236>implying there's fanfiction that ISN'T bland and unengaging
>>2264221Well, pony pile on me. Why not?
>>2264273Wait what
>>2264245>i wish there were more sane people in the fandom>find a sane person>don't know what to doMake friends nigga.
>>2264245Does she know you like My Little Pony?
>>2264240Multi-Use Lyra Doll
>>2264293I liked Dangerous Business
>>2264253> implying this isn't kind of a fun mindfuck> implying Chistery has better than average Photoshop skill> implying they aren't all fake and this is all to distance the real face from that one posted of her sister> implying this has any bearing on the Friend-Off> implying I'm not going to run out of greentext(POST CANCELLED DUE TO AIDS)
>>2263384Isn't this the guy that lost his dick in a car accident?
>>2264225Who are you on Skype?
What to ponies dream, guys?
>>2264293>>2264308That, and Half The Day Is NightThat was cool
>>2264308So does everyone else with autism...
>>2264274I already have.That's how, I, y'know, know she's cool.Had a pretty interesting discussion on 90s grunge.>>2264283The entire reason I actually met her was because my friend dragged me over there and said "do you know who that is?" and pointed at her shirt. I said yes, and she exclaimed "are you a brony?!" and high fived me.
>>2264310Well, they're really good at fucking with people, it seems.
>>2264318mauling zebras
>>2264308I did toosharing the like with sentenal makes me feel bad though
>>2264327>"are you a brony?!" and high fived me.>in front of your friend
>>2264318Chasing rabbits, driving cars, eating cake, making lots and lots of money I guess?No world conquest unless you count Bugpony.
>>2264327I can imagine you acting really awkward when she went for the high five and stumbling over your words>Y-you too!
>>2264335Yeah, but what can you do? He probably likes chocolate too. Another horrible thing we all have in common
>>2264337>>2264327I want you to read with as much disgust and venom as possibleew.
>>2264348shut up, sentenal
>>2264337He knows because of a stupid dare a while back involving Halloween and home made costumes.>>2264346S'not like I was a complete stranger to her. I know her through my school's choir.
>>2264327She wants to become good friends and talk about ridiculous, innocent pony shit just like in the old daystake yourself back from the corruption. go, be a brony, in the 2010 sense.
>>2264359shut up, sentenal
>>2264169why aren't you continuing
>>2264361It's over you fucked up either embrace it and go for the home run or deny it
>the brony commercial guy is asking for donations again>but this time the money is for charitywhat the fuck, really? shouldnt he finish the first project before starting the next?
>>2264331>zebrawould you a zebra twilight /co/?
>>2264348>Liking chocolate>2012Caramel master race reporting in.
>>2264308yoI'm trying to draw something from that for the friendoffIts going so terrible, I should not have waited until today to start
Why do you guys like wings so much?
>>2264375LODS OF EMONE
>>2264380>would you a-Yes. The answer will always be yes.
>>2264245Tell her her wiafu is shit.
>>2264273More like just not talking dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks and talking about their girlfriendBut I guess this is the board where no dicks discussion = "homofag" or witchdyke
>>2264318Marshmallow sheep.
>>2264380>/co/;_;
>>2264380ever since coming to /mlp/ from /co/ my poner energy levels have dropped to 0.I can't horsefuck so I can only a nigga t. sparkle.
>>2264346I got called out at a party one time. They were talking about how crazy bronys were and asking how crazy I was. I just told them that its just a cute show and a lot of people take it way too far.Good thing they didn't notice I just dodged their question.
>>2264386Tangible realistic exciting Soft
>>2264374>BCS is more obsessed than krek when it comes to mlp shipping
>>2264394this
>>2264380Fuck yes. She's a sexy zebra.
>>2264381>I can only like one thing
>>2264273> just like another half of the tripfagsReu, AB, PHN, TAW, Hoppip, etc, etc.. d oI need to continjue?
>>2264380Why is that so sexy.Goddamn, that is a sexy not-African not-horse.
Wait guys...Even if Leth gets on tonight. Is he going to post everything now?
>>2264380Thats racist.
>>2264394But we live in Socal.Liking Dash is like a state requirement.
>>2264380I'm sure I'd like meeting any sentient non-human, but dating them would be a bit beyond me.
>>2264407That doesn't make sense.Use your sentences like a big boy, anonymous. Form complete thoughts
>>2264380No.But I would a Zebra Applejack.
>>2264408I miss Krek.
>>2264422>Liking Dash is like a state requirement.Maybe if you are poor or gay.
>>2264386>fetishes
>>2264424Ask me nicely
>>2264422>socalarea coooode?
>>2264412>RolosOh god yes my niggaest of niggas
>>2264369...But we're already friends.what did i fuck up on?
>>2264424Clearly its based on emotionsI think I understand him
>>2264416>Nobody thinks you are a lesbian.
>>2264434>California>poor or gayUh...About that...
>>2264423>not dating themWhy not? Afraid a 14 year old 40K fan will call you a heretic?
>>2264437Do it, faggot.
ROSSROSSROSS
>>2264386I dunno, being hug by a large wing from a sun alicorn seem so warmly and cuddly. I mean, you hug her by the neck and she bring forth her large, beautiful wing around you, trying to act like those are her arm.>>2264380Yes. As along they are still marshmallow ponies/equine.
>>2264405I had a friend try to convert my boss to horsefucking after work one dayno, I don't mean convince him to watch the showhe was trying to get my boss to understand how sexy the ponies were, "especially Twilight Sparkle"I don't have that job or that friend anymore.
Would you pull a legendary enchanted blade from an ancient stone and lead your people to glorious victory in battle and be crowned king, mlpg?
>>2264450You're not pretty or strong enough
>>2264450Short of whipping out dicks it looks like MLPG refuses to believe someone ISN'T a lesbian, so ...I guess you're shoehorned either way.
>>2264386i only like them because i have a real fascination with flying fasteven in video games i'd just fly around doing random shit without caring about what i'm actually supposed to do
>>2264423But talking about meeting Rarities family is like fucking practice for that shit, man.
>>2264405"Its just a cute show and a lot of people take it way too far.">Yeah, those fags even masturbate to stories about the characters."Heh... yeah.">Some of them even fantasize about marrying their favorite pony, like those Japanese weirdos.".....">That pink one is fucking stupid!"FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I'M GOING HOME"
Posting most patrician candy.
>>2264468>You got fired for it.HAHAHAHAHA
>>2264449I'm trying to get our friend here to write a nice descriptive post, detailing exactly why he likes wings. I have a general idea, but I'd like specifics.>>2264437Please.
>>2264468How did he think that was a good idea?I mean, maybe if he started him off on Dash
>>2264132How's this?
>>2264462No, I just prefer humans.> those fansGod, they're the reason I don't go to comic book stores any more.
>>2264467Just getting wrapped up in any of dem wings is good enough for me.
>>2264465GLITTER GLUEGLITTER GLUEGLITTER GLUE
>>2264468Your friend sounds like a gentleman and a scholar.
>>2264471I rather use a hammer.
>>2264492Wrong codeYou know the one your phone starts with
>>2264478Wait, what? You'd meet her parents before dating her as practice for courting / dealing with ponies?I'm not sure if Mike Ditka's Family Table is the best starter tutorial for the life-game of Equestrian Dating, man.
>>2264490It's cute
>>2264502GLITTER ROSSGLITTER ROSSGLITTER ROSS
>>2264483>Halloween >Go to Old Lady Shithers house>Hold out candy bag>One werther's original At least its better than that shit head who gave you bible tracks.
>>2264493Well not all 40k fans are horrible. Two of them made this album.
>>2264510...oh shit, area code, not zip code.909
>>2264483Man I love thoseIf I eat more than one though I get sick.
Oh, shit, sent my friendoff submission to the wrong place.
>>2264490i like it thanks!
>>2264493
>>2264472I will be the strongest then.>>2264475Or be horned in a shoe.
>>2264478You guys are funny when you guys do that kind of stuff.
>>2264482That's basically my nightmare
>>2264528>sent it to everyone on address book by accident
>>2264520
>>2264524Dan and the other guy are 40k-tards?
>>2264520YOU MOTHERFUCKER LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE
>>2264483Bleh.If you're going to have hard candy, it's rootbeer barrels or bust
>>2264488For me it's not just wings in general. It's specifically wings on cartoon ponies. It's a little hard to describe, but i would say it's not indifferent to the same way I like the pony's manes or big eyes. It's just another part of the pony to love.In addition to that, I like to think that their wings are especially sensitive and tactility pleasant meaning when I touch them it's pleasurable for both me and the pony, which is a nice thought.
>>2264544What do you think the "40000" in "Holy Fucking Shit 40000" is for?
>>2264541>it was nsfw
>>2264493>I just prefer humansThat's what they all say before beady primate vision globes lock with big, bulbous extraterrestrial pony ocular sacs and primitive attraction and bonding mechanisms start firing off like mad and soon enough you're manipulating the fuzzy area just behind her auditory receptor with your arm tentacles
>>2264541> "Celestia embraced Fluttershy in her warmest embrace, magic trickling down the junctions of her wings, taking the small yellow form in warmth and joy and ... rising tension, so the younger thought"> SENT TO EVERYONE> INCLUDING THE PLACES YOU SENT RESUMESThat truly would be Hell.
>>2264550I LOVE THOSE THINGS
>>2264550>even liking hard candy And it's rootbeer flavor of ALL things.Anon....that's horrible.
>>2264490Looks like Pinkie is jumping into Dash's hoof. You should draw a follow up with pinking on her back going "owwies!" and Dash asking if she is ok
>>2264542Well that was an... Unexpected result.
>waiting for the friend-off results
>>2264294>as you begin to thrust you feel another pony nosing you from behind>she's trying to grab your boxers with her mouth as the stallion behind her ruts her roughly>once she gets a good grip she yanks them down far enough to get between your legs and stuffs her face in there, lapping hungrily at your juice-soaked balls>the unicorn you're fucking's moans suddenly get muffled as the mare in front of her backs up, stuffing the unicorn's face into her pumped cunt>you can spot at least five other stallions roughly fucking mares, their cries of passion and the lewd noises of their sloppy sex all you can hear>you're also assaulted by the musky stink of ponesex, the heady aroma making you a little delirious as it fuels your intense lust>soon all you can think about is the pone in front of you and her blisteringly hot, clenching tunnel as you grind against her, the spasming contractions of her desperate winking bringing you over the edge
>>22645500/10 worst shit candy ever
>>2264569I thought you were cool...
>tfw every dream you have that includes old friends you greet eachother with a smile like you never grew apart>tfw you wake up and realize you're still not friends anymore
>>2264554WELL NOW.THAT PUTS THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE.
>>2264556>Someone sends fillies being fucked to their grand parents.I would ay to see that.
>>2264573>that feeeeeeel
Would you allow your human self to plow your ass all day long if you were a pretty mare?Would you tell 'him' that it's you or just keep him none the wiser?
>>2264579Soft candy is superior.And Root beer is just as bad as BLACK Licorice to me. So yeah I am cool.
>>2264550PleaseEver had a Toblerone? Delicious swiss chocolate shaped like mountains. Mountains beat barrels anydayThey were also full of nuts. Which I hate.I ate them anyway.
>>2264538>Tripfag writing without a trip on.
>>2264558>arm tentacleshaha what
>>2264595Thats gay anon.
>>2264597>Having shit taste in candy
>>2264598I bet that went straight to your thighs
>>2264597But I like black licorice
>>2264569You disgust me.
>>2264597>hating on black licoriceYOU BEST BE JOKING
Wax lips.Best candy or not even candy at all, holy shit what kind of retard would eat wax?
>>2264575Why is our face unoccupied?Get a pegasus to hover in front of us.
>>2264465[RossRossRoss]
>>2264609Silly Rainbow Dash, that's not how you boop.
>>2264604But you're femaleA pretty little mare, the one of your dreams anon!
>>2264609>MT draws adorable booping>BCS replies with porn
>>2264630Gaylord
>>2264609>pinkiedash
>>2264625Dooks pls
>>2264627Shhhhdon't tell her thatcaptcha related I think
>>2264619That shit was always greatMa would drag me along when she bought fabric at the store at the mallThey sold all kinds of weird, weird shit including wax lips and BULK candy cigarettesBULKDid anyone else smoke a pack of Fauxboros every day?
>>2264619The latter. I never understood wax lips.Like the closest thing to wax candy you should get are those little wax bottles full of koolaid-substitute, and even that's pushing it a little.
>>2264609BOOPS GO ON NOSE SILLY>>2264633WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING
>>2264633BCS drew adorable booping too
>>2264573>waiting for the friend-off resultsCan't wait for yours
>>2264598GG, is the G in Gillou pronounced like the first or second G in gorgeous
>>2264607>>2264617>>2264616>Not liking what I like.Yeah whatever~ I'm totallycool with that.
>>2264604>not wanting to get plowed in the ass for several hours straightWhat are you, a faggot?
>>2264595My human self would probably kill me for having a vagina and not telling him how to get one if I revealed myself to him. Me, rather. I would kill me?i want to be the pretty mare so bad I've actually cried over it
>>2264608
>>2264619>Wax lips>Root beer barrels>Black licoriceToday is the first day that I was disgusted by the general.
>>2264598AH FUCK SHITHURTS MY HANDS
>>2264597>doesn't like root beerHoly fuck, you're like the first person I've ever seen.We bros now.>>2264617Black licorice is vile bro.
>>2264634Anon, not only are you objectively wrong in this situation, you are the biggest douche ever for not helping yourself get down to business with a pone.
second G
>>2264598If it helps, the fruit and nut taste less like almonds and caramel and more like just fruit. My parents buy me that stuff every Christmas. DELICIOUS.You know they make that in Giant size?
>>2264573
>>2264645>waiting for the friend-off results
>>2264633But anon they are both adorable booping.
Can I get a link to Fluffy's DA, or did he nuke it?
>>2264650Second G.For that gorgeous smile.Note that the definition of gorgeous varies when applied to her though.
>>2264670Areare you masturbating to Glitter Glue's posts
Only children don't like black licorice
>>2264677Rose did you finish?
>>2264609>that horse asshole
>>2264676Ever done twidash? Or even the fated raridash
>>2264683http://mixermike622.deviantart.com/
>>2264685So is it like 'Jill-ooo'? I thought it was "Guy-you" this whole time.
>>2264676You should draw some Twidash booping.sexual booping
So who's going to win the friend-off?Taking all bets.
I'm calling itI won the friendoff, you can all go home
>>2264630I wish to be the pretty LESBIAN mare.Boys are yucky, especially me.
>>2264685man there's not a single part of her that isn't gorgeousexcept maybe her "hair" during the dry season that looks kinda ugly
>>2264689Call me a child. I hate black licorice. It's like poison. Same with root beer and ice tea.
>>2264676>cloppyreddit brony pls go
>>2264696>not liking horse assholes
>>226470450 bucks on rose and squeak
>>2264600What the fuck are you saying, man? Some tripfag wrote all that?
>>2264676>cloppy
>>2264704my money is on Jr and TAW
>>2264636No[TentacleVip]
>>2264671ah man you don't know what you're talkin about. I used to hate the stuff as a kid but now I fuckin love it.
>>2264715hurr
>>2264676Do twidash or rarijack.
>>2264595I might not tell 'him' at first, but eventually it'd have to happen. I can't say how I'd react either way.
>>2264688NO! IT'S MINE
>>2264709>You get raped by your human selfThat must feel weird
>>2264719I like assholes
>>2264689Call me a child then, but black licorice is absolutely terrible.
>>2264696>tfw someone saved my drawing
>ARM TENTACLES
>>2264704Everyone
>>2264720I'm not even on timeI feel sorry for Squeak
>>2264704TAW and Jr
>>2264688You mean I'm not the only one who does this?
>>2264719i am a huge fan of horse anus but that looks weird
>>2264704The winner of the Friend-Off will be you, anon.And everyone who participated and enjoys it.
>>2264704Wolf Nanaki.
>>2264704>Winning a friendoffIt's not a contest, anon.
>>2264735What's this song called?
>>2264704TAW and Jr.
>>2264714>ice tea.You best not include Arizona Lemon Iced Tea in that or you are dead to me.
>>2264713I'd tell her she still looks cute even in the dry season
>>2264750see where procrastination gets youi lost my money
>deadline soon>nowhere near computer or scannerFuck fuck fuck duck fuck luck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>>2264744WellWouldn't you be the one undermining informed consent because you have the choice of telling them or not telling them?Is this like a self-fuck future v past thing, or ... ?
Oh, wait, I did have one!
>>2264748
>>2264704Ross and Sparkler.
>>2264735song name pls
>>2264782Ross quit
>>2264766Tack on a Roy Palmer.
>>2264597You are the second person in my entire life that I've "met" that doesn't like root beer.It is an odd feel.
>>2264766Can't stand Arizona-anything tea.
>>2264772You can come over and use my scanner, anon!
>>2264750Rose we still love you. You don't need to worry about disappointing us because such a thing is not possible.
>>2264791...You mean an Arnold Palmer?
>>2264766shit I love thosethe Arnold Palmers are the best though
>>2264778That's adorable
>>2264758leth pls report
>>2264766>Arizona Iced Teathats just high fructose corn syrup, bro, that ain't tea
She'd keep your drinks colder than shit
>>2264702According to the tumblr, just say the letters GU.
I guess this is a boopNo one ever posts my regular clean art that I do ALL the time... (sigh)
>>2264772THEN WHO WAS POST?!
>>2264790WHAT?
>>2264701>he's still doing things>he just doesn't hang out with us anymore>he is still getting butt ranged by broniesSomeone explain to me how Fluffy works.
>>226481510/10 would save again
>>2264794Just like the state, it's total shit.
What's the meaning of these [WORDS] enclosed in parenthesisIs it a userscript that parses them and replaces them with a sound player or something[ThisDayAria]
>>2264800Fuck. Sorry. I couldn't decide between typing "Rob Roy" or "Arnold Palmer."I've mixed the two together before. GOOD times.
>>2264815I love you.>>2264818That is a boop.-
>>2264819
>>2264815are your shits cold
>>2264815why boner
>>2264766EARL GREY MASTER RACE NIGGA
>>2264744Well, I wouldn't rape a pone.But if I knew the pone was actually me... No, I still don't think I'd rape her.So I'd be safe from rape by myself.
So What exactly is the point/is of the friendoff?
>>2264818> dat boopYeahI can get down with that.
>>2264818What are you talking about?I post it all the time.
>>2264835>>2264820Whoops
>>2264762>>2264787Culprate - Tentacle (Vip)You should check out his other stuff tooOnohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOm0vfTcTsMFinger (VIP)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUeKj7XjLh4
>>2264790I can't say I'm surprised
>>2264831see>>2262780
>>2264791>>2264801We don't have that here.>>2264809Meh. I like it still. It's not like there's anything better where I live.
>>2264843To generate new content and goodwill. It's a morale exercise.
>>2264843>fun
>>2264843LOTSA CONTENT and >fun
>tfw a long shitty day without any MLPG or pones at all aheadGive me strength MLPG
>>2264796nigga I doubt you're in SoCal right now speedy cloud
>>2264821>those comments
>>2264815It seems I'm cursed to be vastly shown up in the same topic every time I scratch out something quick.Curse you, decent artists.
>>2264839>teabags >not brewing your tea in a tea ballnigga..
>>2264843To show off our art and write fags and make things really awkward.
>>2264861>>2264863>>2264867Awww I'll have to get in on the next one.
>>2264852Dooks, do you like AFX?
>>2264873Sorry Aurthur, but we don't know where the gold armor is.
>>2264831Yes.
original boop
>>2264818>them eyesunf_
>>2264886I do both.
>>2264874>SoCalOh shit, were at?I might actually be able to lend you a scanner.
>>2264886Oh hey, just thought of another use for Lyraplush!
>>2264873never knows best
OTHER GUY WHO RUNS THE FRIENDOFF PLEASE REPORT
>>2264900
>>2264818Hey, I like your sfw stuff.
>>2264835What a fucking faggot.
>>2264778>no cutie mark0/10 would not bang
>>2264882I live in OrlandoHow dissapointing
>>2264818It's probably because you pump out pornography at a rate comparable to MegaSweet.I love your art, and I'm super jelly of your skills. I can't stand the porn though and I think it's silly to complain that people don't post your clean stuff when you put out more porn than anyone has the right to.
>>2264815It just occurred to me, couldn't you combine the new Hoppip fuck-puppet-pony with Glitter Glue's living doll series for SERIOUS HIJINKS?I mean they aren't supposed to register painBut that has to be some seriously fucked up businessI don't know how but GG could probably make it funny.
>>2264909>SoCal>land of Muggings and Drug ViolencePeople's Republik of Commiefornia needs to burn.
>>2264874Nope.Nowhere near that.
>>2264818Not trueYou got Twinkie to grow on me, actually
>>2264900>Not animated do you even brony?
>>2264926why didn't anyone think of this
>>2264886>tea balldon't touch me, filthy casual
>>2264886>Not using the massive pickle jar you got from Costco.>Not filling that shit with water and slapping that bitch out in the sun.>Not letting your glorious sun goddess brey your tea like a man.
>>2264917You're a fucking faggot.
>>2264926HOLY SHIT YES
>>2264907Then all is forgiven. Earl Grey master race as well by the way.>>2264912FUCK SOMEBODY GET ON THAT
>>2264874There a 24 hour Walmart in SoCal, try there.
>>2264891I've been meaning to, but I'm being busy nowadays.Can you link me some recomendations?
>>2264926>Mac uses twi as koozie>does not remove can afterward>leaves room>Twidoll waddles after him yelling
>>2264890You could still make something anyway. You just pic a fanfic of some variety, and then draw something based on it. Sure you won't get your name in lights, so to speak, but you'll still have participated.After all, there's no guarantee that we'll still be here next year to do this again.
>>2264861>>2264863>>2264867>>2264887I wish I had come back before the friendoff started. Next time...
>>2264941>wanting nasty fucking growths in your tea
>>2264960You can always draw pone.
I'm trying to draw Rarity spreading her legs, but her ass is looking too fat.I never even considered that a possibility before.
>>2264914STATE YOUR QUERY
>>2264960It's not like you're limited to it.
>Gillou flirts with you>flirt back>she thinks you're just playing along and keeps going>eventually she starts to get a little nervous when you keep it up too>she can't honestly believe that you're coming onto her>things get a little awkward
>>2264972WHEN IS THE CONTENT GOING TO BE SHIPPED OUT?
>>2264971Her ass is perfect nigga you better fix that.p
is this boop?
>>2264953RDJ AlbumCome to Daddy EPAnalord SeriesSelected Ambient works 85-92DrukqsThat should get you started.
I just draw what I like or whatever pops in my head at the moment. If someone doesn't like it, that's okay too. I have pics I don't like either.
>>2264986No thats a kiss.
>>2264921Oh shit, that's where my brother is.
>>2264967I am draw pone at this very moment.>>2264974I know, but I like EVENTS.
>>2264986Isn't boop done with hoof?
>>2264941ENJOY YOUR DISGUSTING MOLD TEA FGT
>>2264975I would get down to business with that swamp whatever she is
>>2265001Whos your favorite pone.
>>2264981THINGS ARE SHIPPING OUT RIGHT NOW. THE OFFICIAL OFFICIAL 'IT'S ALL HERE IN ONE SPOT' FIMFICTION PAGE IS RESERVED FOR THE DEADLINES DEADLINE!On June the first!
>>2264998DID YOU EVER FINISH THAT LYRABON
>>2264975wat
>>2264835Ross sounds like a pompous douche.>Oh wait, he is.
>>2264998Well now I'm twice disappointedkeep it coming
>>2265006You can boop with your nose too.
>>2264416>you will never lez out with PHN, licking her delicious wet cooch as it seeps out vaginal juices like the honey stream of the gods
>>2264936Huh, had no idea someone colored that.
>>2265006IS BOOP LIMITTED TO HOOF/HAND?
>>2265024Hey hey hey, woah. This is a safe for work board and that means no naughty stuff.Think of the children.
>>2265011LINK?
>>2265010bone pone.I don't think I have one? :Ta
>>2265006yes, but this is a better boop
>>2264946no u
>>2265013Calm your tits. Shit is happening. Art is being manufactured. Heads are rolling, Butts are being hurt. I'm being stalked again too. IT'S NOT FUN.
>>2264986>>2264986>>2264986>>2264986HNNNNGH wow that is really well done. Who made that?
>>2265008MOLD WILL MAKE ME STRONGER FGTNO VD 4 ME
>>2265027PHN is a dude though.
>>2264996It's a mouth boop.
>>2265046Are you still writing or did you give up again
>>2265039Draw Applejack. Drinking Applejack.Applebloom plays a harmonica.
>>22650392SPOOKY4ME
>>2264981shaddup shaddup mines not in yetoh god oh god oh god fuck eat faster family and frens stop talking
>>2264416> post pictures with timestamps> some believe, some don't> not a single fuck given by anyoneI love you guys.
>looking to go to bed at midnight>oh shit MLPG's moving pretty fast>2 hours laterDAMMIT
Whenever I listen to SebastiAn I think of bugpone.It is suffering
>>2265059Would you boop a pone with your mouth?Where?
>>2265038WHOA BUDDYThat page is a super secret goodybag of stuff reserved for the deadline that does not exist yet until the deadline so everyone who is super late has timeI CAN'T LINK YOU THINGS THAT DONT EXIST. SORRY
>>2265020Do you like well shaped, attractive asses? or ross-style flesh mountains of disgustingness?
>trying to meet the friendoff deadline>Working through final fic>Keep nodding off mid sentence>Mind keeps wandering>Both happen at once and suddenly my hands are fingering controls for Binding of IsaacSo tired but can't stop now.
>submit friend off fimfic >loud thunder>internet goneWhew.(posted from my phone, obviously)
>>2264987Noted, thanks man!Stuff I need to listen:Skream! Rusko - Babylonian 1Aphex Twix
>>2265076I NEED THE CONTENT TONIGHT, PAL
>>2265075On the noseor the flankyes the actual flank not the bastardized term
>>2265047No idea I think I save it from eqd.
>>2265074>not thinking about pinkie pie
>>2265074I get that feel when I listen to The Glitch Mob.
>>2265087>he'd kiss a pone's cutie markOh, anon, you rascal
>>2265079I don't know the game but I know the rest of that feeling.Push on, young warrior. I can cheat and just double up on my Cytomel and keep hammering, but I pay a heavy price for the push I get from that. Good luck to you.
>>2265074How can you still care about the bug horse and not be a waifufag/waifufag in denial?
>>2265079DISCONNECT THE INTERNET!RESIST ALL DISTRACTIONAnyone have links to making your own ponies in Flash? Seems like something fun to get into,
>>2265084SORRY CHARLIEI'm not done yet oh god I gotta get outta here
>>2265097go to bed Connor
>>2265079Just keep grindin away at it, Nathan
>>2265083Glad you're taking my recommendations as usual.
>>2265098You think they taste like their cutie marks?
>>2265108Get the fuck out and finish now faggot.
>>2265101uh,
>>2264750>not on timeI haven't even started mine yet.
>>2265109lol wut
>>2265075On the nose, silly.
>>2265108>>2265109>>2265110The fuck is up with all these names getting called out.
>>2265124ask tyler
>>2265011Dammit man I can't sleep.I thought it was gonna be posted tonight.
>>2265124shut up jason
>>2265108NOOOOOI NEED IT TONIIIIIIIIGHT
>>2265130Fuck off Anon
>>2265117Outta here!>>2265124You've never heard the phrase 'Sorry Charlie'?
>>2265137 >>2265137 >>2265137 >>2265137 >>2265137 >>2265137 >>2265137>>2265137 >>2265137 >>2265137 Clever horse pun here
>>2265150>>AT LEAST GET SOME OF IT UP PLEASE
>>2265060I'm actually doing it this time.In the end, Rarity's having guests over to look at some dresses, and they take turns casually wrecking Tunderlane's ass.
>>2265114that'd make for some very odd tastes
>>2265122You still have my copy of We Love KatamariI want it back
>>2265172>>2265114>pinkie tastes like balloonsno. no i don't like this
>>2265194That motherfucker
>you will never snuggle with a cute stallion after he blows his load deep inside your human vagina
>>2265164>ThunderlaneYou just made me a very happy horsefucker, Nanaki.
>>2265242I'm okay with not knowing thatreplace 'stallion' with 'man' and weird, weird feel bro.
>>2265271You wouldn't want to a stallion?
>>2265204>Fluttershy tastes like getting butterfly wing scales in your mouth.
>>2265293I like people, not horsesStill not sure if I want to transition or not when and if I get the money, let's just say it's confusing but freeing to consider it
>>2265322I wish I could just try it out for a little bit, not make any big commitments though
>>2265242I just want you to know that this would kill you.
>>2265352that's what my years of practice were for
>>2265322But pone isn't horse.Also if there's any question in your mind, just stick with what you've got. it's a serious business decision that you can't really go back on.
>>2265293>you will never secretly take pride in how hard your stallion explodes when you pleasure him>you will never sneak supplements into his food in an attempt to get him to cum even more for you
>>2265322Would you stay a male if you could become female whenever you wanted?
>>2265374>Fill up a thermos of your ponies semen>drink it on the go
>>2265352Not if stallion is pone stallion.
>>2265373WellI meanI'm really attracted to men and women both, it's just that I don't derive all that much pleasure anally or with my current set of genitals and maybe cross dressing will lead to something elseHow is this possibly a pony conversation
>>2265374I was having such a good night, anon. Then you had to go and post a thing like that.Thanks a lot, jerk.
>>2265406I wouldn't mind being a beautiful woman if I got to keep my dick in addition to a vag
>>2265423It isn't, but we're in NG+ right now so it doesn't really matter.At any rate, you won't be able to derive much 'pleasure' from what you'll be able to get done down there in a tactile sense. If you can't appreciate anal, you probably won't appreciate false-vaginal much more.
>>2265411>go jogging with a mare you know>she forgot to bring water with her so she just grabs your thermos and downs it>she liked the taste>a lot>a few minutes later you have filled the thermos up with a different liquid
>>2265482>It's her piss>It tastes almost as good
>>2265423Just mention Braeburn or Caramel next time you post and you should be good.
>>2265498>you give it to your stallion when you get home>he throws it at you and asks why the hell you are giving him a thermos full of piss>not pony semen for a week
>>2265498>deepthroating your stallion>after he blows his load he relaxes his bladder
>>2265463I don't know, I also don't identify all that strongly with my junk and really, really like passing for female in some spacesNot even because SPECIAL FRILLY SNOWFLAKE as much as, well, they don't see penis or indicators of penis and expect X, Y, and Z as a result
>>2265541Can other people really do that? I always have to wait at least five minutes before I can take a piss.
>>2265532Can I still have pony piss?>>2265541>Not saving some of both and mixing it into a cocktail>not serving it at a fancy dinner party with all the pretty mares
>>2265565>it causes them all to go into a faux heat>later that night your stallion tells you this was the best birthday party he ever had
>>2265565>Not wanting your stallion to hold you tight against him while he empties his entire bladder right down your throat
>>2265610>you collect the juices of all the mares in ponyville>even some stallions>>2265631Come on you have to save some~
>>2265565>spend most of the evening kneeling behind party guests, drinking from them directly so they don't have to leave the table
>>2265631Bladder, no, prostate and/or full ejaculate - very yes.
>>2265638He's your stallion, you should be allowed to have all of it if you want.
>>2265666But maybe if we save enough we can take a bath in it!
>>2265664Normally I'm not one for watersports either, especially the taste, but that's the beauty of it: He's already so deep in your throat you wouldn't taste anything. It'd just be his nice, warm fluids filling up your belly.
>>2265638>you save that juice and a bit of the juice from all the other parties you have thrown>when Ponyville is once again chosen to provide water for all Equestria you and your stallion launch a daring plan>>2265664>you gulp down gallon after gallon of piping hot pony semen>when he finally remove his slimy shaft from your mouth your belly is so bloated you can't stand up>he goes to work on your other end
>>2265697>not taking a shower instead>not getting your stallion to chug gallons of collected marejuices until his bladder is completely full>not getting him to stand above you and relax, hosing you down with his musky piss as you scrub it into your skin
>>2265701There's a downside - belching.Belching up the sick wet salty sugar-sweet smell past your sinuses, throat swelling, mouth watering -- you barely make it to the bowlSick, musty horse piss barks its way back up your throat, splashing your sinuses on the insideOut and over, that damn smell, assaulting your every taste but even after you've dry heaved it all upKnowing he'll just mount you as you straddle the bowl, filling you up with rather a different substance ...
>>2265701Unf>>2265714>Cum inflationunf
>>2265746I think I'd be able to keep it down.I hope I'd be able to keep it down. You can't put on a show like that, slurping at his cock while he bloats you with his pee and then retch afterwards.But if it had to happen, that's how I'd want it to end up.
>>2265746>as your stallion takes you from behind like a mare you give one last heave>as your body is rocked forwards by his powerful thrust you start to think that it wouldn't be true to call him 'your stallion' any more>from the way he's been treating you, you are most likely his human
what happened to anon fucking mare in heat
>>2265825shhhhhhh
>>2265825You mean the vacuum pumps? Take that to the current thread. I want to see if I can write for two different things at the same time.
>>2265831Don't shhh me, this shit went gay fast.
>>2265888I don't think we've defined the human gender yet. It could be a female.
>>2265861It's a shame I couldn't pump myself up like that for my stallion...
>>2265909>>2265909>>2265909>>2265909>>2265909>>2265909>>2265909>>2265909NEW HORSE
>>2265919Wait fuck, there is already a New Horse isn't there.
>>2265911Please keep these fetishes separate. Please?
>>2265919Yeah, >>2265137You're a little slow there, buddy.
>>2265941Sorry, I'll cut that short.I just like both.
>>2265950I'm tired and have been writing.So shoot me.
>>2265904I want the rest of the ponyville orgy greentext story
>>2265911Well, there are other kinds of pumps, you know. And it doesn't have to be used on you.
>>2265751>Cum inflation>your stallion blows a load in your ass and sticks a buttplug in there>he does it again the next night>and again>and again>and again
>>2266033>one evening during your nightly fill-up, you cough, and taste him at the back of your throat
>>2266071>he kisses you in the morning and tastes himself on your tongue>that night he leaves the plug in place and fucks you in the mouth>once he finishes his horn glows and you feel a tightening in your throat>you cough as he pulls out, but none of his seed comes up
>>2266140>he smiles, leaving the tip inside, allowing the last few spurts to fill your mouth>you can feel the tingle of his magic on your lips as he finally pops out>your mouth is brimming with his hot spunk, and you can't swallow, or open to spit it out>you can breathe through your nose, but just barely>he places a hoof on your cum-filled belly and pushes down>the pressure makes it feel like you're going to burst from both ends, but any strain vanishes after he moves his hoof
No good?
>>2266397My ISP is being a fucking bitch and cutting off my service at night. I might just disappear.
>>2266414Oh ok. So long as I didn't overstep some boundary or something.
>>2266255>he moves the barrier back so that you can talk whenever company is over or whenever you have to go out>he always moves it back to its original position as soon as he can though>you are already somewhat bloated, but sometimes when he finishes he'll move the barrier around so different parts of your body swell>one of his favorite things to do is concentrate it all in your gut and stomach then ask when the baby is due
>>2266457>refuses to impregnate you for realWhat a cruel master
>>2266482I'm leaving the gender up to whoever I'm playing with.
>>2266457>despite being completely saturated with his seed, the nightly refills continue, letting some of the old out, ensuring you're always stuffed to the brim with fresh, hot cum>he likes to alternate, but occasionally, when he's feeling extra frisky, he'll pump you full from both ends>one night, he's poking fun at your distended belly again>by now you've become used to it, even teasing him back about how proud a father he must be>he smirks as he pulls the barriers back, and moves you into position for your 'daily bread'>he doesn't let you push any out tonight>after he finishes, your belly has swollen just enough to be noticable>he informs you, very matter-of-factly that since you seem to like it so much, he's decided you should see what it's like>every night, you get just a little bit bigger, your tummy expanding with his seed, and before long it's impossible to hide from others
>>2266640I'm really going to need to know what gender we are before I continue. Also, are you >>2266482?
>>2266667I'm not, and I don't care either way.
>>2266682Me neither. Does the third guy want to say what he wants?
>>2266667So close.I am, and I just assumed since this all stemmed from the "human vagina" post (not me), it was female. Of course, at one point it turned into a transexual thing and things got kind of ambiguous from there. So I don't know.I personally would like to see the female route, seeing as we have plenty of sausagefeels as it is.
>>2266726Alright. I'll get to work on it.
Oh man this is great.
Why the hell is it so hard to find a chart that shows how the size of a woman's belly with each month of the pregnancy?
>>2266916Google pregnancy stages, then check images
>>2266927Thanks.
>>2266640>going out in public has become a lot more interesting>most ponies weren't sure what to say and kept quiet, but Twilight kept begging you to let her run tests on the hybrid fetus and Pinkie Pie kept trying to throw you parties>you were able to keep Twilight from running any tests, but Pinkie Pie's party was impossible to avoid>you don't think she's ever thrown a more awkward party>even though it's only been a few weeks you already look four or five months pregnant>you have to stay on your back during sex so you don't end up hurting yourself by forcing all the semen into too small an area>your stallion doesn't mind though, standing over you as you work his shaft with your mouth and sucking down his sweet cream>when you finish him he magically draws the fresh deposit to your belly, then nuzzles it before curling up to sleep>you've lost count of the number of times you laid awake at night, feeling the warmth coming from your belly and thinking of names you will never need
I'm >>2267080 and I don't mind if any of the people throw out ideas that they want to see. I'm not sure if my partner feels the same way though.
>>2267145I'm pretty open minded. Just trying to figure out where to go from here. Any suggestions are more than welcome.
>>2267080Wow, that last line.
>>2267156I don't have a clue where I am going either.
>>2267168Well that's what the peanut gallery's here for, hopefully.
>>2267156So if this unicorn stops maintaining the barriers, what's the punishment for failing to hold it in by yourself?
>>2267225Good question. It's not my turn, but does he deliberately stop, does the amount of cum in you break the barrier, or do you dispel it yourself?
>>2267225Hm. Was going to bend it a little more 'feely' but that's a good angle. Tell you what, we'll hit that, then aim it back towards 'longing maiden' afterwards?
>>2267266Sounds great.
>>2267080>You lie in bed one night, waiting for your stallion join you, idly running your hands across your enormous belly, imagining what could be>A voice in your ear asks how 'the expectant mother' is doing>You flinch, startled by his unnoticed approach, and he chuckles at your sudden jump>He climbs onto the bed, and stands above your head, dangling his mottled cock before you>You moisten your lips and tilt your head back as he lowers himself down, pressing himself into your mouth>the many weeks of attention have left you accomodating, and he slides effortlessly in and out of your throat>Soon, you hear him let out a heavy breath as he erupts inside you>Once the final jet flows into you, he pulls back out, and seals your throat shut once more>he lays on top of your belly, making idle comments about how big you're getting>You smile and start to move, but stop short when you feel something moving deep inside>He catches on, and without moving, warns you to keep it in. He can't reinforce the barrier so soon after expending so much energy.>you glance worriedly at his backside, wishing he would get off, but unable to speak>'Just a little longer,' he says>You writhe under him, clenching desperately as you feel your bottom start to open back up>'Almost...'>Your face contorts, straining to keep yourself tight(cont)
>>2267440>You can't hold it anymore>As the barrier finally breaks, his cum begins gushing forth from your anus>You moan through his seed as his horn finally begins to glow>He forms a basin with his magic, and moves it to the foot of the bed>It rapidly fills as the torrent of cum flows out of you>Before long, you're nearly empty, and the barriers around your mouth and throat dissipate>He look at you, disappointed, and you begin to apologize>He pays no attention to you as you beg his forgiveness, instead lifting the ethereal basin up before you both>He grimaces at you, and raises a hoof to your lips to silence you>He says nothing, simply allowing the stale, musky smell permeating the air to speak for him>When he finally speaks, his words are what you're already thinking. What will you say to everyone?>As he lets the idea stand, part of the basin begins to extrude, forming a short nozzle>'You know very well that I can't get you back to how you were, even if we had a week'>'So. We're going to have to make do.>You feel his magic pull your anus shut once more, and he moves the basin's tap towards your lips
>>2267479*get you back to where you were quickly enough,My apologies
>>2267479Is that my que?
>>2267503Yes, if that was ok
>>2267479>you are hesitant to drink something that just came out of your ass>one of the spells that had been cast to make your current lifestyle possible had thoroughly cleaned you out, but the thought still makes your stomach churn>he is right that he can't fill up quickly enough though>you could make up a story to explain the sudden flatness, but that would mean causing your friends emotional trauma>you steal yourself for what must be done, then sit up in bed and take hold of the shimmering basin>you place the nozzle against your lips and start to suck down the thick goo>your reservations disappear as soon as the still warm fluid touches your tongue>the taste of it has been concentrated by the time it spent in you, and with your eyes shut you can almost feel him in your mouth as you nurse at the opening>a quick peak shows that you stallion is surprised, and quite aroused, by your enthusiasm>you wink at him then start to work the nozzle like you would his cock>he collects himself, then set's his horn alight in preparation for a spell(cont)
>>2267952>the nozzle thickens and lengthens into a familiar shape and a glow appears between his hind legs>you starting working the ghostly cock with gusto and watch as your stallion starts to show signs of increased arousal>the overpowering taste and smell of your drink has slowed your mind, but you can see what he has done>you bob your head faster and faster over the ethereal shaft, and once you see his legs start to tremble you take the entire thing into your throat>the show and the sensation is enough to make the normally stoic pony grunt as a few glowing white streaks shoot between his front legs and zoom over to the basin>the glow around his cock vanishes and after a few minutes you down the last of the intoxicating spunk>you make sure he's watching you as you swallow the last mouthful, and once his magic has put your stomach back to its correct shape you beckon him over for a kiss>his eyes go wide as you force the mouthful you pretended to swallow into his mouth
>>2267956>His eyes go wide as you hold his head against yours, making sure every last drop gets in>His drained state prevents him from fighting back, his resolve weak, his magic dim>You keep yourself pressed up against him for as long as you can, his protesting becoming weaker and weaker, and you're finally rewarded with a long, deep 'gulp'.>You wait to make sure he's got it down, and pull back, grinning wickedly>He just stares back, eyes barely focused, a blank expression on his face>He finally comes to, shaking his head gently, and staring intently at you>his eyes narrow as he leans in, and he places his hooves on either side of you>He looks angry, and you're worried you might have crossed a line>He lunges forward, pressing his lips to yours once more as you feel your throat tingle>A slow, steady stream of cum begins to burble up into your mouth>A grin plays across his face through the kiss, and he presses his tongue in, lapping at the thick pool>He presses harder against you, and begins to suck, pulling as much of the potent goo as he can from your mouth>He groans into you, enthralled by the taste of his own seed, and soon you've slipped into the moment as well, moaning as you feed him with what have been your only meals for months
I know it's a little shorter, but hopefully getting back to a paragraph or so will keep it lucid and lively.
>>2268136No problem.
>>2268120>he has been using you for a while now, but the way he is sucking his down his own semen makes you think it wouldn't be too hard to turn the tables on him>sensing that now is the moment to strike you roll over and pin him between the your body and the mattress>your show of force eggs him on you feel the magical binding travel up from your anus>before long every last drop that was in you is now in him>you get off him and head to the kitchen for some solid food, but before you leave you pat his belly and tell him to start thinking of names>when you return he is fast asleep and there is a content smile on his face>you awaken early the next morning and look at your sleeping stallion>he is still on his back and his belly still has a small bulge, but now his large horsecock is standing proudly at attention>you hum softly as you wonder how you will use him this morning
>>2268279>before you leave you pat his belly and tell him to start thinking of namesUNF
>>2268333Glad to see we still have someone watching. Don't be afraid to toss out ideas.
>>2268338it's been solid gold so fari'm sure whatever happens will be great too, just please, don't stop
>>2268351I'll do my best!I liked that bit too, by the way.
>>2268279>You turn a number of ideas over in your head. If he is as helpless as you'd been in that state, he couldn't object...>You slide your panties off, and climb onto the bed with him, draping your arm around his belly.>He finally begins to wake up, smacking his lips, no doubt still tasting the sticky film clinging to his mouth.>You greet him as 'honey', gently booping his nose as you ask how he likes having a bun in the oven>You wonder where the stallion who once flooded you nightly went as he blushes slightly, admitting that he likes the it. The weight, the pressure, the taste... It's 'comforting'.>You smile back at him, and let him know you share the sentiment, and, you add, you may have found a solution to the 'long term problem'>He looks at you qizzically>You ask him what he thought was going to happen once it was all over. How you were going to explain your rapidly expanding belly, and the eventual end of your 'pregnancy'.>He looks on in silence as you climb on top of him, sitting on his squishy belly>You think you've kept up the charade long enough. You already know what you really want. And you know he won't say no. Not now.>You raise yourself up, and position your moist folds over his now twitching erection>You've spent all night empty. It's high time he fill you back up.>You relax your legs, and let his cock plunge deep inside of you
I can keep writing at this point, or you can have a go. Either way.
>>2268473It's a quarter past five in the morning over here. I hate to duck out before writing a response piece, but my pillow is calling. There are still other people her though, so maybe one of them will try their hand.
>>2268495Alright. Tell you what. I'll finish up for them, and you can catch the 'finale' in the morning.
>>2268505THANK YOU
>>2268466>He throws his head back as you descend, your tight, barely-used cunt squeezing along his length. He groans as you pump up and down clearly enjoying the moment.>You're as excited as he is. The months of constant oral and anal have had their moments, but none of it could compare to this moment.>You lean back and brace yourself against the bed as you ride your stallion, panting in time as he bucks>You almost don't notice his suddenly labored breathing.>You speed up, sliding back and forth along his dick, every second bringing you closer and closer to your goal.>Finally he can't hold out any longer, and explodes inside you, filling the one hole that's remained empty this whole time>You slow down as he finishes, and carefully stand, his member sliding out with a shlicking noise.>You thank him, and let him know that he won't go unrewarded>You inch forward, up to his chest>You don't need ALL of it, and you know how much he likes himself>You stop, hanging right over his face. A few errant drips hit his muzzle.>"Say 'Ahh'."
>>2268707>He opens wide, and you plant yourself right between his jaws>He immediately begins lapping at your vulva, hungry for any drop of seed he can find. His tongue snakes inside, slurping at every inch of you. You were already worked up from riding him, and his ministrations are swiftly bringing you close.>You scream as you're finally brought over the edge, squirting something entirely different into his mouth. He gulps greedily as you recover.>You rise from his face, and slowly move over to lay by his side.>You scratch behind his ear, and let him know he made a wonderful toy. You tell him that you're going to do this every single day until it takes. Then neither of you will have to worry about anyone's suspicions being raised as time goes by.>Until then, you say, tracing circles on his bloated belly with your fingertips, you're going to need this back.>He frowns, running his hooves over the bulge and starts to protest, but you shush him. Once you're well on your way, it's all his.>But, you can see how much it means to him. If he cooperates, he can have it back every night.>You lean in close, your face inches from his.>You lick your lips in preparation>'Don't worry,' you say, leaning in for the kiss.>'I'll keep it warm for you'
And fin. Hope it was worth sticking around for, those of you still reading, and I hope my partner liked it too.For now, I think I'm going to get some rest.
>>2268763thank you for finishing it, and both of you for writing all nighti haven't come that hard in a while
>>2268777Heh, thanks. A little crude for a compliment, but I don't suppose I can really talk, can I?
>>2268785i'm serious, though. edging ALL NIGHT in anticipation will do that
>>2268802That's why I like doing it so much~But really, I need sleep pronto. Good night, and thanks for sticking around!
