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subject. keywords. poni.
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>>2249893
no smile no
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>rape
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>>2249889
>implying MLPG hasn't been a blast these last couple of days
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>plushies
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>>2249893
fast
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>>2249893
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how draw?
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>>2249889
Time for [games]
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>>2249917
do a circle
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>>2249918
oh god my sides
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>>2249889
[ThemeSong]
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>>2249889
>[1]
>not the mario bros theme
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Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at his picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Ross's sense of proportion. I've lost interest in all girls, besides those he draws. Girls who are considered "hot" by the general male population don't cut it for me anymore.

Enormous fat-asses, fucked up mimes, and strange aliens really are all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with these things. If only they knew I existed in this life, if only they knew my deep profound love for them. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at Ross's art. I'll never be with them, but I'll continue to love those fucked up globs of meat until the day I die.
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TAW
Get on Steam
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>>2249886
THIS

>>2249897
Hi Nasse
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>>2249931

[aeiou]
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>tfw your warmup page
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So has the /b/read faggots been trying to steal our marker?
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>>2249903
More likely they are too embarrassed/already have one.
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>>2249950
Draw a pony in there and I'll see if I can spot it.
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>>2249938
I wasn't even here
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Kiss ALL the pones!?
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>>2249961
Eww no.
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>>2249945
here comes another chinese earthquake

ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
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>Hippo takes over the world through horse sex toys
>Leth is her Sauron, her dark lieutenant
>The General is indoctrinated and become her elite shock troops
>Earth burns

Are you ready to serve your God-Empress in life and in death?
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>>2249965
Why would you post such a thing?
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>>2249978
Do I get a monthly allowance of pony sex toys?
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>>2249978
>indocrinated
We went over that already.
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>>2249955
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>>2249965
HEY TWILY
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[carlito]
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>>2249957
Sure you werent.

say, would you like that kind of plushie if it was Fluttershy?
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>>2249987
>Implying service isn't reward enough
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We doin' music again?

[crudestew]
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>>2249990
Upper right corner. What a cute pony.
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>>2249965
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Has anyone made Lyra plush with hands yet?
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I kinda want to get Hoppip's plush now.

it's a piece of history that i want to own.
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>>2249937
okay
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RUNBOW DOOSH
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>>2250000
[What the fuck did you just fucking say about me]
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SA and Cadance will get an episode in S3.
Wasting 1/13th of its potential.
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>>2250017
I want that cloud
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Would you let a pone mechanic all over your car?
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>>2250017
I Love Lightning Lesbian But I Sure Hope She Gets A Good Episode One Day
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>>2250029
>sibsy oc
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>>2250029
Yeah
then I'd fuck her while she was nice and sweaty and oily and greasy
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>>2250029
>a cheery pony will never fix your car
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>>2250000
>my soviet pony
>not our soviet pony
Do you even Marx?
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>>2249997
I'd rather just spend my dosh on a maregina
If I were to buy an adult toy
Which I won't
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>>2250023
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jO8xRn52Xl
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>>2250029
>not embedding the music in the gif
casual
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>>2250024
Maybe they'll get some development which will make us like them.
As long as they don't do the lovey thing again.
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>>2250041
That's the embedded file, yes.
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>>2250031
>capitalizing ever word
OCD:active
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>>2250024
>Wasting 1/13th of its potential.
Im sure they are going to waste more with Spike.
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>>2250024
Please. Please no. Please?
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>>2250029
what if motorcycle or bike has trouble?
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>>2250061
[1]
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>You will never get gangraped by a group of horny mares in heat
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>>2250061
>having to manually refresh for these
Damn it.
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>>2250017
Why is she standing in a pile of gore.
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>>2250076
you shouldn't have to.
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Why does Scootaloo's scooter have handles?
Its not like she can grip them.
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>>2250072
>implying it'd be rape
>implying I wouldn't gladly kneel and service them
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>>2250078
She just got back from the basement.
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>>2250048
Doubtful,
They will also reintroduce us to them by SA saying TWILY.
I hope I never hae to hear that again.
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>>2250089
But she can.
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Would you let your Rainbow Dash daughter go out with her boyfriend on a school night?
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When Hoppipop is making Rainbow Dosh?
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>>2250086
What's the solution?
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>>2250048
>>2250048
S3E7: A Niece Day

Synopsis: Twilight is sent a letter by her sister in law, Cadance, announcing the surprise that Twilight is an aunt. Soon, the little foal will be sent to spend some time in Ponyville, and Twilight is the babysitter.
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>>2250101
2spooky4me
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>>2250099
I never want to hear it so much I have it filtered.
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>>2250102
No, I'm going to keep her in the basement and fuck her myself.
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>>2250029
I hope she pays for the new parts because the list is long.
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>>2250106
>that pun
>that synopsis

NO
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>>2250072
Humans can't be raped, and you know that.
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>>2250055
>implying Spike wasted anyones time in S2
His episodes were great.
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>>2250106
I wouldn't keep watching the show.
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>>2250106
With Nyx as the niece
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>>2250123
[1]
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>>2250124
I thought the Spike episodes were shit
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Anyone knows how to fix the bug where the Quick Reply box dissapears and won't show up again until I refresh?
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>>2250124
No.
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>>2250123
I still wish to see a picture of Lyra with a My Little Human hole plush.
pls.
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>>2250134
Thats nice.
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>>2250089
>plastering handle with glue
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>>2250105
did you put that line of code at the bottom?
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>>2250140
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>>2250143
Sit down, bro, because it's a difficult bug to fix.

What you have to do is update 4chanx.
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>>2250105
[music]
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>>2250134
>>2250144
At least put forth a little more effort than /v/ does.
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>>2250147
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>>2250169
But I did already.
Twice.
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>>2250157
I don't believe so.
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>>2250029

Only if she makes it bounce for me.

[bounce]
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>>2250183
That's odd, because it doesn't do it for me anymore.
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>not cutting down your soundfiles to just the part that matters
Seriously people
If your attached soundfile is more than 30 seconds long and you're not posting songs to share them, you're doing it wrong.
Get goldwave and cut that shit down to the meat.
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>>2250174
Yes.
Whoever drew this, you a cool guy.
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>>2250174
10/10
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>>2250029
That's the worst Subaru WRX I've ever seen.

I love Sibsy's car though, I used to own a WRX STI and jesus christ it was fast.
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>>2250147
>>2250147
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>>2250212
SMALLER
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>>2250212
SMALLER AND WITH MORE FEELING
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>>2250212
>>2250216
>>2250147
dangit
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>>2250210
FASTER THAN RAINBOW DASH!?
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>>2250223
Oh god...
These are great.
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>>2250043
[IGotThis]

>Spam filter even reads file names

Holy shit
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>>2250223
Damn, here I thought you thumbnailed it to deliberately fuck with the guy.
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>>2250223
I love this.
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>>2250210
>owning any car more than $14,500 MSRP

You will never race. Just buy a fucking Fiesta or S10 and be done with it.
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>>2250029
>>2250236
Needing to fix a brand new Subaru. Heh, sounds about right.
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>>2250231
Nothing is as fast as Rainbow Dash.
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>>2250231
Yes, even faster than SpeedyCloud
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>>2250236
Hmm
Interesting.
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>>2250243
>you will never race

But I did actually race it, idiot.
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>>2250236
>>Spam filter even reads file names
>
>Holy shit

How new, fella?
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>>2250243
>buying shit cars
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>>2250236
MY SIDES
KEEP FORGETTING THE [1]
NEED TO GET USED TO THIS
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I need to stop thinking about drawing and sit down and actually do it.

Later.
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how the fuck do you put a sound in an image anyway
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>>>/carchan/
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>>2250259
Never encountered an incident where everypony was in the filename before.
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>>2250270
>>>/o/
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>>2250270
>>>/o/
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>>2250265
>I need to stop thinking about drawing and sit down and actually do it.

That fucking feel man
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>>2250269
>
>>2250171
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>>2250278
>>2250280
that's funny. /o/ doesn't own any cars.
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>>2250236
I cant stop staring at this gif

Kill me
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>>2250295
that tells me how to play it, not how to make it
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>>2250278
>>2250280
>>/knowingaboutother4chanboardschan/
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[why]
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Old Anon in Equestria author reporting in.
Now, do what pony species is the superior one?
[x]Pegasus
[ ]Unicorn
[ ]Earth-Pony
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>>2250260
>car that runs with a reasonable expectation of continuing to run
>shit
Sure is NASCAR faggotry in here today
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>>2250302
I would, but I can't stop staring at it myself
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>>2250273
It's like that for like a year I had to rename a lot of files back in the time ;_;
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>>2250307
Because fuck walking
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>>2250304
oggchan or some shit
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>>2250302
>>2250314
I don't care much for ocs even when they are staff members.
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>>2250304
Yeah I was thinking of making a shouty tutorial for the making of the pictures too, but I can't do that right now. In the mean time, Google oggchan and use that.
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>>2250312
But any car will run for a long time if you treat it properly. Some just require more maintenance than others because their parts run at higher tolerances.

I understand that you can't afford it, but there's no need to be bitchy to others than can.
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>>2250310
It's time fro you to leave.watermellon
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>>2250332
>Shouty
Did you mean shoddy?
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>>2250321
How long before it's banned for using up the site's bandwidth?
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[levels]
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>>2250307
>makes a [WHY] image
>doesn't use why.wav, why1.wav, why2.wav
or anything else
[WHY]
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>>2250352
Aw that's not very nice. Should I spruce it up or something?
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>>2250310
Your kind ain't wanted here, nigger. You best go back the way you came.
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>>2250310
> Anon in Equestria author
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>>2250353
4chan has been acting pretty slow these last few days. Don't know if it has anything to do with it.
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>>2250327
Some OCs can be good though, surely?
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>>2250342
that's not what im talking about.

I'm simply confused why you would spend more than $175 a month on payments for a thing you will spend <30 minutes a day in.
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>>2250310
>Old Anon in Equestria author reporting in.
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>>2250351
>>2250359
>>2250360
>replying to them
Haven't you guys learned yet?
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>>2250354
Song name pls

I think it's Avici or something?
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>that feel when the music tags don't work for you

I wonder what sound is supposed to play with [] tags.
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>>2250358
it could do with actually being clear on what you're meant to do, rather than just swearing a lot, yes
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>>2250362
Well, considering people are tacking on multiple megabytes to otherwise small images, I can see it being a problem if it does catch on.
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>>2250364
Most people here like Sleepy Horse
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>>2250373
Avicii - Levels
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>>2250373
Avicii - Levels
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>>2250351
>>2250359
>>2250360
>>2250370
Don't be a bunch of assholes, it's not like he's going to stay.

Earth ponies masterrace.
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>>2250362
If it does, it won't be a huge loss.
It was neat but never served a useful purpose unless we had some musicfags who wanted to perform somthing.
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>>2250389
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
KKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>2250380
AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT USES 50KB SOUNDFILES OR CUTS DOWN MY MUSIC FILES

AT ALL
[UNACCEPTABLE]
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>>2250390
>Earth Ponies master of anything
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>>2250360
>>2250359
>>2250351
Are you guys mad? I've been here for as long as some of you, when I say old I mean I left because they were dicks.
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>>2250380
I doubt the archive will be happy about it either, since everything gets replicated there.

These latest threads with all the embedded music must have jumped up in size significantly.
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>>2250364
Sometimes.
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>>2250403
Well that one's fun for headphones.
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>>2250409
u wot m8
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>>2250400
ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

sup
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>>2250390
Unicorns are the best, why even ask? Watch the damn show.
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Futashy best shy
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>>2250409
Look, you can stay with us as long as you drop your trip and don't act like a huge ass faggot (non-contributing tripfags are not welcome around these parts)
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>>2250400
No, like this.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>2250310
Pegasus master race.
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>>2250415
[1]
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>>2250310
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>>2250427
Damn, the artist is insane but I kind of like the art style.
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>>2250427
Seriously I don't know what to think when I see this guy's comics

Like it's some kind of self parody of horrible fan artists out there

But other times I think he's for real
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[PonyRails]
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>>2250445
Wings don't work that way taw
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>>2250422
This.
There is no contest between magical geniuses, feather-brained brutes, and farm working peasants,
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>>2250450
PFFFFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA YOU MOTHERFUCKER
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>>2250450
[1]
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>>2250452
> magical geniuses
Of which there are none.
Twilight isn't a genius incidentally.
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>>2250450
Dooks, draw me a pone
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>>2250364
Good OCs are like good fanfiction: statistically insignificant in number,
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>>2250457
>that image
>that soundfile
It's perfect.

there shall be total saturation on /v/ in hours.
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>>2250451
>implying I'm taw
that gif is still nice, even if wings dont work that way
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>>2250382
Mostly because it's a stand-in for Rose, and most people like Rose.
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>>2250475
Pretty much this.

Though, Sleepy Pony has a nice design for being an OC.
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>implying I'm going to be a faggot
>implying that you guys are innocent of being a bunch of faggot-trees
>2011+1
>ISHYGDDT

But seriously I'm not getting rid of the trip, stay mad /mlp/ cause I know that Love and Tolerance is the way.
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>>2250469
Wings are nice but whatever ross like appendages pegasi have attached to them are not.
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>>2250475
Only most people?
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>>2250475
But I think that ponies cute unlike rose.
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DON'T FUCKING REPLY
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>>2250484
2.3/10
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testing

[dosh]
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>>2250484
Too obvious. I'm not even tempted to filter you.
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>>2250490
retard
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>>2250494
ma nigga
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>>2250464
k, what pone
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>>2250494
I can't think of a suitable sound file for my particular image.
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>>2250490
STOP
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>>2250504
>not using your TF2 saysound folder
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>>2250502
Yellowquiet
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>>2250494

WHOP YO WAD
WHOP YO WAD
WHOP YO WAD ON THA COUNTA.
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>>2250520
GODDOMOT NOSSO, draw your own flootershai!
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>>2250506
COLLABORATE AND LISTEN
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>>2250516
I do not hat, sorry about that.
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>>2250480
How much people like an OC is directly proportional to how much they like the artist/creator.
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>>2250533
That isn't true for me.
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>>2250528
But it's no good
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>>2250525
Pinkie works her rent off and lives on candy from her store.

Where the hell does she get so much dosh to throw around on cider?
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>>2250537
Draw it anyway
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>>2250539
She robs banks using her reality warping powers.
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>>2250502
Pink pone fgt
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>>2250549

Panka obviously owns the mask.
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Why is Rarity such an [og]?
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Rainbow Dash will never perform in crowds of thousands non sexually
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Geez Everyp0ny, you sure seem... upset.
You should really go faster than that, I can see that you are flank flustered.
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>>2250574
Thats really gay doom.
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>>2250571
Can you even everypony?
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>>2250577
FOOL! DOOM DOES AS HE PLEASES!
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>>2250587
FOOT DIVE
FOOT DIVE
FOOT DIVE
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>>2250569
But she did at the wedding.
And the bachelor party
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>>2250562
Get off the fucking table.
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>>2250571
I don't think we have an Everyp0ny around here. Did you mean to say everypony?
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>>2250577
Don't be jealous RICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDDDDDSSSSSSS
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>>2250571
Everypony
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>>2250571
Hehe >implying you can't everypony.

U so silly.
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>>2250593
>And the bachelor party
It's canon that there wasn't a bachelor party.
Also, >that shitty wedding
They weren't paying attention at all.
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>>2250612
It was a bachelor after party, fool.
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>>2250620
Would you animate Dash's bachelor party? He, bachelor
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Which pony is the sluttiest the most?
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These been posted yet?

I don't know what to think.
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>>2250639
Pfffhahahahaa
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>>2250636
Whatever you like
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>>2250639
This looks shooped
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>>2250639
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>>2250636
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>>2250636
Your favorite.
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>>2250636
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>tfw you stop showering so you can feel more like a pony
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>>2250533
I think it's more likely that the good artists are the ones who make good OCs, than the other way around.
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>>2250651
Well at least cadance isn't on there.
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>>2250651
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>>2250664
>>2250651
>>2250639
These are even more funny than that gun
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>>2250653
There like only one table in this room, huh?
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>>2250636
The table, you, off of. Now.
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>>2250657
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>>2250639
I mean, Lotus Elises are reasonably cheap performance cars, but it's still a pretty car to ruin like that.
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>>2250651
It's real?
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>>2250657
>ponies
>don't shower
pick none
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>>2250669
Has /v/ found out yet?
Or /o/?
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>>2250678
I ganked the pics from a /v/ rage thread so at least some of them know.
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>>2250587
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>>2250670

If I ever organize an MLPG meetup I will hold it in a room

WITH NO TABLES
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>>2250657
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>>2250676
Sure, why not?
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>>2250691

>organize meetup
>everyone brings their own foldup table to stand on
>SLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUT
>GET OFF THE TABLE
>FUCK YOU IT'S MY TABLE
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>>2250683
>rage threads
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>>2250692
I would shower with that pony.
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>>2250657
Ponies bathe. Well at least they do at the spa.
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>>2250708
>BAR FIGHT
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>>2250716
Impressive.
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>>2250716
All the little green texts floating around him just make me bust up.
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>>2250708
Who would win in a fart contest?
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>>2250721
And that Pinkie tub.
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>>2250692
There hasn't been much art of her since the end has there?
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>>2250694
I always think she's licking her lips and my dick is hard, then I open the picture and she's looking disapprovingly at me.
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>>2250735
Twilight has a tub, too
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>>2250732
Derpy, for she is the fartiest pony of them all.
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>>2250761
Derpy is not invited to the MLPG meeting
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>>2250664
>Silly things bronies do
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>>2250774
Fuck you, why?
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>>2250719
Gross, you'd get all their loose hair over you and you'd be scratching all day.
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>>2250774
But she was going to bring the tables
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>>2250784
Because she's a very ugly pony
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>>2250774
She just wants to make friends, Anon.
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>>2250783
>Implying that isn't a photoshop of 7 year old picture
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>>2250783
>implying you wouldn't
just imagine what her tail would feel like scraping against your legs with each thrust
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>>2250799
*Very ugly cake
There, fixed for you.
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>>2250692
vinyl is a very showery pony
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>>2250801
Could I be her lover?
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>>2250774
You meetup sounds like shit
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>>2250803
which, the car or the pocket pussy
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>>2250811
>No pic posted.

SHAMEFUR DISPRAY.
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>>2250801
Derpy doesn't have any friends.
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>>2250801
ugly people are not allowed to have friends
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>>2250816
Shit nigga you new on the internet
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>>2250813
pone should carefully clean her vagina
it is a very serious matter
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>>2250816
The fleshlight
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>>2250822
Dude, that like 99 % of us.
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>>2250822
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>>2250813
>shlicking with hooves
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>>2250835
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>>2250836
Of course, why not?

How else would non-unicorn pone have fun?
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>>2250844
Who is Rarity
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>>2250804
Stop it.
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>>2250846
They have a point, why would you post such a horrid lie?
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>>2250852
They can't
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>>2250852
Wings
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>>2250831
Yeah, and 99% of us dont have friends.
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>>2250844
Who is Derpy?
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>>2250867
But what about mudpone
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>>2250852
With a little help from their friends.
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>>2250871
>implying
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>>2250852
>fun
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>>2250844
do the tripfag one
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>>2250873
APPLES
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>>2250844
Who is Sweetie Belle?
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>>2250871
I thought you guys were my friends!
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>>2250884
I am sure GG would like that alot.
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>>2250887
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>>2250888
This is MLPG, there are no friends, just fellow survivors in the lifeboat.
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>>2250879
Does reddit know what the daily dose is yet?
Even ponychan does.
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>>2250884
Funny thing, I regret everything.
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>>2250888
Yeah. But thats only because we cant see each others sad excuses for a face
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>>2250844
Hahaha
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Choo choo!

All aboard the man-train!
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>>2250885
APPLEJACK IS ALL ABOUT THE APPLES!
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>>2250914
>no shining armour
Time to fap
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>>2250914
too gay
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>>2250914
B-Braeburn...
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>>2250902
>survivors

Man, I cant take this fucking word serious anymore, the tumblr social justice league ruined it for me
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>>2250938
wat
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>>2250902
>lifeboat
I had almost forgotten.
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>>2250906
I know that feel.
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>>2250944
You got used to the motion of the waves
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>>2250944
We are becoming so much more

Well the fluffypone segment caught fire, broke off, and drowned, but otherwise.
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>>2250951
I've only seen the outside of this place once in two months.
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Can anyone post the "TWILY" face?

Bonus points if you can link me where I can find them with all the ponies.
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>>2250957
>drawfags get an entire section
>writefags get nothing
I see how it is
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>>2250957
The drawfag sector isn't faring too well either.
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>>2250969
le twily face
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>>2250943
http://fromonesurvivortoanother.tumblr.com/

They basically think taking a shit without ripping yourself apart in the process already classifies your for the titel 'survivor'
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>>2250972
You live in the basement of the shipping segment and you like it, worm.
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>>2250957
>that feel when drawfags get a whole section
Feels good man.
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>>2250976
Twilight is no longer a pretty pony
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>>2250972
Writefags are forever unloved.

I has a sad.
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>>2250980
Maybe they play Space Station 13 where pooping too much makes your butt fall off and then pooping without a butt makes you explode.
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>>2250976
>>2250976
No, I mean this face.

>>2250918

There's a version for each pony
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>>2250989
Twilight only has friends because they're forced to see her everytime they need to go to the library.
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>>2250982
good, I like degradation
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>>2251004
Oh man, he really cant draw dicks. good thing they are hidden in most of his r34 stuff
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>>2251011
So write a greentext about it, stowage-dweller
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>>2250957
>>2250986
That feel when even Ross gets hes platform... oh god
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>>2250944
>lifeboat

we are more like a flotilla at this point
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>>2251023
>greentext
>writing
of course, you know I'm always at your command~
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>>2251025
Thats because fat people.
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>>2250972
>>2250990
Maybe if you guys produced anything worthwhile occasionally you'd be a bit more loved.
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>>2251004
Gay is best gay
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>>2251025
If we let him on any of the other platforms he might sink them.
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>>2251025
You want him on yours?
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>>2251025
It's the quarantine ward
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>>2251028
>likes degradation
"oh man, I'm pretty sure thats TAW"
>~
Yup

Write some greentext about dash pls
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[implying]
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>>2251027
that huge round thing is our plush manufacturing facility
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>>2251045
Anything specific, or...?
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>>2251034
>>2251029
Reinforced platform for special needs. I'm okay with that.
>>2251040
>>2251039
I wouldn't have nothing against but could use no fat fetish rule.

Anyway Sketchu requestu go.
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>>2251060
Pinkie playing with a square shaped ball please!
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>>2251058
Something with wings
Wingmassage would be perfect
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>>2251060
Bonbon discover lyra human fuckdoll.
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>>2251058
Degradation session gets out of hand
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>>2251060
...it's not even late and I already can't into english.
>>2251062
On it.
>>2251066
Second that.
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>>2251065
>wing massage
>not preening
>not preening followed by cloud cuddling
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>>2251075
2deep4me
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>>2251076
Combine them.
Unity always wants wing things.
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>>2251055
What the fuck is that.
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>>2251075
CRAWLING IN MY GEMS
THESE DRESSES WON'T APPEAL
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>>2251075
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>>2251075
Horn is weird but good job anon!
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>>2251096
Pfffhfhahahaahahahahahahaa
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>>2251096
Oh man.
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>>2251096
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>>2251075
WHY ARE MY GEMS SO BLURRY?
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>>2251098
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>>2251075
That horn. Its reminds me of a drill too much.
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>>2251076
This sounds AMAZING
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>>2251113
>implying Rarity isn't the spiral queen
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>>2251098
>What ponies really look like when you die and go to Equestria
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>that feel when i spend more time on mlpg
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>>2251124
Oh god, where is that from?
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>>2251124
Why would they be asking that question anyway?
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>>2251124
I'm pretty sure people spend more time watching TV per day than that
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>>2251124
I haven't touched a game in months. So much more time to draw and _____________MLPG
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>>2251124
what kind of a question even is that?
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>>2251130
http://www.ted.com/conversations/44/we_spend_3_billion_hours_a_wee.html
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>>2251133
yes but more people watch TV so it's harder to attack
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>>2251124
Yes it is.
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>>2251123
Told yo Equastria is a shit choice! What now, I have my own 30 meter tall ninja laser robot!
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>>2251124

I waste like 10 times the amount of hours on MLPG than on games
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>>2251137
>implying 3billion hours is enough
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>>2251124
Women spend 756 billion hours a week being useless.

...Is it worth it?
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>>2251076
>It's been a long hard day of practise, cloud-weaving, and napping
>Dash's wings are tired and tattered, unkempt and badly maintained
>On her flight home, a stray pool of turbulence almost knocks her off course and she decides she needs to get them seen to--to the spa!
>Full procedure for a pegasus takes a few hours, and you're the one doing it
>She lies on the bed in front of you with her wings outstretched, waiting for you to get started
>As your hands grow close, she shies away
>"Hey! Be careful with them, okay?"
>You promise, and press your fingers into the base of her wing
>Feeling the knots in her muscles and the tension in her tendons, you decide to add a few spurts of oil to your hands before returning
>
My god, I think I've actually lost the ability to write anything shorter than 2000 words
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>>2251124

>not playing over 10 billion hours a week

What the fuck is this casual bullshit?
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>typing AiE story on phone
>bare bones draft
>20000 words

This is getting out of hand...
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>>2251146
But Seth you aren't a cybran.
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>>2251166
>taking the knot
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>>2251124
>that feel when too lazy to play games so I waste time on MLPG
I think I have transcended laziness.
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Ponibooru still isn't working ;_;
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>>2251139
>Bob Fleck
>Mar 14 2011: According to a recent UK study, only about 5% of video games are made by women who are in positions that have an effect on how those games are made.
>We need to work at improving the gender balance of game creators.
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>>2251196
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>2251183
Shit, you're me aren't you

I thought I was the only one who procrastinated playing videogames
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>>2251183
>tfw the only reason you manage to stay skinny is that you're to lazy to eat
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>>2251166
Tickle her hooves!
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So when is the Friend-Off collage thing revealed?
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>>2251166
THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE THING
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>>2251183
>>2251207
Mah niggers.
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>>2251212
Deadline got extended, so probably on June 1st or possibly the 2nd.
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>>2251203
Yeah man, I put off video games all the time. I've got all kinds of games I'm putting off right at this moment.
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>>2251177
SHUT UP, INSIDE I'M A FUSION OF MAN AND MACHINE, NOT A DETORIATED PONY THAT SACRIFICED HIMSELF FOR THE REST OF HIS RACE ;_;
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>>2251196
Bob Fleck can go fuck himself.
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>>2251183
>>2251203
>>2251207
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>>2251194
When does ponibooru work? It's powered by a hamster wheel and connected to the internet through a dial up modem.

>>2251196
There's a kotaku article about this. She got yelled at.
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>>2251243

Gross
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>>2251166
Awesome.
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>>2251183
>tfw when you DO play video game, you rather fuck around then to the quest

I remember spending the whole just killing people in GTA or use Guild Wars 1 as a glorified chat room rather then finishing the quest.
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>>2251196

I'd like to see a video game made by a woman game designer. No really.
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>>2251169
Any details about it you care to share?
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>>2251257
>Guild Wars 1
That was wow for me.
Talking and grinding.
Fun stuff.
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>>2251166
>Don't worry Rainbow Dash I am only going to message your feather nots out of your wings
>"Okay."
>You slowly start ot message the knots out of the wings
>"Oh man that feels good says rainbow dash
>Its my pleasure would you like tme to continue to message them?
>"Yes pleas
>You continume messaging tand then you notice a small dot on her wing
>"Rainbow dhash have you seen this dot
>"No!
>Rainbow dash you might need to go to the doctro, you might have WING CANER
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>>2251257
Fucking GTA, I always end up fucking around for thousands of hours
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>>2251257
>hear people talk about GTA4's story
>hundreds of hours and I never got past the second island
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>>2251243
Her crazy thick outer brow thing with the hair gives me a strong Vegeta feeling.
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>>2251210
>instead of returning to her wings, you move elsewhere--she paid for the full package, so it has to be done at some point
>your hand grasps one of her hind-hooves and allows the other to run its teasing and pressing digits against the hard blue surface
>she tries to pull away, but your grip is too tight and soon she's giggling uproariously, knocking her forehooves on the bed and filling the room with good cheer
>you shi-
>you come to on the floor with a splitting headache and an almost-apologetic Dash. Almost.
>"Hey, sorry about hitting you. Shouldn't of held me down."
>
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>>2251257
>glorified chat room
Oh man don't get me started. I used to play MapleStory.
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>>2251257

I spent days fucking around in GTA4 and then making movies in the editor. Goddamn that physics engine gives me a boner every time I shoot someone.
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>>2251275
Shake off your headache and get back to those wings. They aren't going to massage themselves.

Must please Dash at all costs.
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>>2251280
Anybody would die after seeing >>2251278
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>>2251275
I start crying and run to my room
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>>2251278

How does one find this hot?
>>
would u a very bad actress?
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>>2251278
>human tits
No thanks
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>>2251275
>Shouldn't of
PROOFREAD
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>>2251295

Nasse
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>>2251288
>/b/ today.jpg
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>>2251310
Dash would make that kind of error anyway.
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>>2251302
Maybe they don't. Maybe someone made it just to get a reaction.
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>>2251312
>what /b/ used to be
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>>2251318

I don't know, man, people get off to much more disgusting weird shit than that
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>>2251302
Maybe he's just paid for that? Oh wait, it just swaps the responsibility for this to someone else.

Or maybe he just hates ponyfaggotry and has enough IQ to realize he needs to get smart and not just draw his favorite marysues beating up things he doesn't like.
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>>2251166
Someone knows where I can find this kind of stories ?
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>>2251310
>proofreading your spoken dialogue
How do

>"Their not coming to the par-"
>No, no. It's 'they're', not 'their'
>"Huh? What the fuck?"
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Oh shit, Im sorry.
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>>2251329
>not pronouncing their and they're differently
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>>2251327
Right here in MLPG of course.
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>>2251329
Hah.
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Mail call.
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>>2251336
i was just trying to put pushing gaywards into an image by the way
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>>2251323
HACKERS ON STEROIDS. CORRUPTING "LOL".
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>>2251336
Sorry for what?
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>>2251341
>Derpy x Lyra fisting
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>>2251311
Hullo guvna
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>>2251346

I still don't know what they meant by "hackers on steroids"
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>>2251266
>tfw wing cancer
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>>2251346
That news report was some funny-ass shit back in the day.
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>>2251341
Lyra, this is the 5th time this week you've replaced my mailbox. I'm not putting my hands in your cooter.
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>>2251278
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>>2251356
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>>2251310
whoops
>>2251294
>you apologise and stand back up, rubbing your sore temple and shaking your head until your vision clears
>Dash lies back down on the bed and flexes her wings
>you return your attentions to the safe areas of her body, and place your fingers against the side of her wing
>slowly, you rub your fingers around in small circles around her muscles and massage the aches and pains away
>she visibly relaxes as your fingers begin to work their magic, clearing up the strains on her wing and helping her to feel serene and relaxed
>as you move, your fingers rearrange the feathers and unshuffle them, leaving her wings looking clean and uniform
>you notice that she's started to zone out as you shift to the other appendage
>
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>>2251359
It means exactly what it says.
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>>2251369

If he bought two fedoras then why is he wearing only one?
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>>2251369
Someone should post this on ponychan
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>>2251370
Continue massaging.
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>>2251381
Why would you wear two fedoras?
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>>2251381
He bought the other one for that other guy.
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>>2251381
What make you think he is not wearing 2 fedora at the same time?
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>>2251388

Makes sense, what a guy he is!
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>>2251370
Begin on dat upper back and work your way down.
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>>2251370
Hmmm... now's our chance...

Get that other wing done, then work your hands down to her flanks. Go slow, see how she responds first. Stop if she preps to buck you.
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Stop giving me boners TAW
pls
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>>2251402
Fuck you. Put that boner to use instead of complaining about it.
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>>2251406
He just need to destroy one.
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>>2251370
>tfw you relax while reading this
I want a new brain please, this one doesnt work properly anymore
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>>2251413
I HAVE PEOPLE OVER
I CAN'T
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>want to take a break from mlpg so pone will be fresh again
>leave
>come home 5 hours later
>hyper index
>marked thread
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
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>>2251260
ME is heavily influenced by Hamburger Helper
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>>2251417
Why wouldn't you relax with a wing massage?
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Will Lyra ever be a cannon lesbian?
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>>2251406
Why does Rarity have those as her cutie mark? Was she a probe in her past life?
>yfw probes go to Equastria after death/destruction
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>>2251417
I do the same thing.

I get relaxed while just thinking about getting massaged.
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>>2251418
Put it to use on them, you fool. What are you, autistic?
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>>2251429
What the fuck is that image about anyway?
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>>2251418
>Not inviting them over to your computer screen to read erotic greentext stories
Terrible host.
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>>2251370
This story is very relaxing. Continue.
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>>2251430
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>>2251433
They don't want the dick
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>>2251418
Ok, you have people over, and you're browsing MLPG?

You putz. Go spend time with your guests.
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>>2251436
Boobs, anthro and guns
Not necessarily in that order
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>>2251445
DID YOU ASK THEM BEFORE MAKING AN ASSUMPTION ANON?
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>>2251436
It's about Aloe and Lotus riding on Big Mac while BonBon gets ready to push a load down Lyra's mouth.
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>>2251429
Not this image again
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>>2251448
BUT I DON'T WUNNAAAH
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>>2251461
I kind of want to see this picture.... you know, without the anthro.
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>>2251461
Ooh, a metaphor, I like those.
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>>2251402
where's the fun in that?
>>2251400
>>2251399
>>2251385
>It doesn't take long until her other wing is sated too, and both lie by her sides looking well-groomed and beautiful. The rest of her body still awaits.
>Beginning afresh, you start to drive your thumbs into the base of her back and relieve some of the intense pressure in her main flight muscles
>she sighs and coos as your fingers make themselves known, pressing and probing her without mercy or delay
>Though you are, as always, a consummate professional, it's difficult to keep your eyes on the job when your job involves a relaxed and complacent Rainbow Dash, and you find your eyes absent-mindedly tracing along her body
>as your massage continues getting lower, that feeling only increases. You should fight it.
>
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Can you guys talk about your fetishes and porn so I can get all disgusted/bored and leave the thread to do that thing I have to do?

Pretty please?
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>>2251477
Nah fuck that
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>>2251472
>metaphor
>not double entendre
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>>2251469
why do you have guests over then?
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>>2251477
Whisper in her ear your true feelings.
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>>2251477
>You should fight it
Then fight it nigger, FIGHT IT.
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>>2251502
I didn't fucking ask them, they just came over
it's just family anyways
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>>2251477
She seems to be enjoying this... and heck, her flanks are probably really, REALLY tense. Let's keep going; briefly give them a massage, but continue down her legs. Give her the ol' fakeout.
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>>2251491
We can talk about show or artists/tripfags shipping, so you can get all disgusted and bored.
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>>2251522
>family over
>browsing mlpg
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>>2251392
aww shit, who has that picture?
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>>2251524
That not Bonbon.
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>>2251491
I wish we talked more about fetishes and offtopic because I just get disgusted or annoyed when we talk about the show.
I still can't leave though.
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>>2251532
They can't read english
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>>2251523
yeah that might work

proceed
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>>2251523
Big mistake, I would enjoy that. Might even draw it.

>>2251524
Shrunken Pegasus BonBon?
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>>2251543
Maybe they can
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>>2251532
>constantly stealth browsing MLPG when family is around
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>>2251543
but I think they most certainly can tell if there are pastel colored horses doing non-horsi things on your screen
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>>2251544

Hey fuck you, nigga, don't pretend you're me
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>>2251554
I can't help but do that.
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>>2251553
I'm pretty sure they can't
>>2251556
There's not a single pony on my screen right now
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>>2251477
>>2251477
>>2251477
No, let it take over you.
GO LOWER

FOR THE LOVE OF THE GOD GO LOWER
PLEASE
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
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>>2251491
What do you want, anon? We are already talking about our disgusting furry it's actually featherfaggotry, but whatever wing shit. Do you not dislike wing shit?
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What I wouldn't give for a pony to fuck right now.
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>>2251477
lean in and let your breath run against her neck while massaging it
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Why is she so cute?
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>>2251569
Wow alicorn twilight that looks mostly like a regular pony, except ugly.
Not enough art of that.
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>>2251562
okay
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>>2251513
that's creepy, bro.
>>2251522
>your massage continues downwards
>as your fingers tickle against her cutie mark, she gasps sharply, but doesn't react other than that
>you continue, squeezing and massaging with both hands and feeling her muscular and firm rump perhaps a little more intimately than professionally required. If she's noticed, she isn't saying anything.
>you move a little downwards, feeling a tad braver, and slip a finger down the side of her leg
>she still doesn't react
>
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>>2251579
She's not. Enjoy your entry-level plebeian pony.
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>>2251569
You know we're going to get fired and probably bucked into a coma, right? worth it
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>>2251570
Wings are nice.

What are you talking about, there's nothing terrible about wings.
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>>2251579
The vile sciences that made her come to life created her like this.
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>>2251532
Personally I'm pretty much always on MLPG.

When I'm out, I've usually got it open on my smartpone.

Even if I'm not actively looking at it, I keep it open so the General is always close by.
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>>2251570

It's just not bad enough. There was this one nice period a couple months back when for an entire week whenever I came to the General there was just horsefucking upon horsefucking and I couldn't stand it. On the plus side I got so much shit done.
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>>2251594
>you will never be in the kitchen, cooking breakfast
>Rainbow Dash will never walk in looking like that

Fuck everything.
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>>2251586
Keep rubbing her flanks for a moment, but make sure you get into the deep muscle around her legs. Those are probably really tense we gotta still look like we're professionals; don't want her to get all flustered or worried
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>>2251594
What would you make for her breakfast?
Would you have it ready for her before she got up?
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I dont like humans in equestria stories
And 2nd person is objectively shit
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>>2251570
>wings
>disgusting
But wings are the best thing nature ever came up with.
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Did Aspirant finish his trixie fapfic?
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>>2251586
Keep getting braver and move onto her asshole border.
>>
The Three Stooges Pony.
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>>2251615
If humans had wings I would agree.
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>>2251612
Make her for breakfast? Sheeeeeiiiit, when I wake up I better have eggs and bacon sitting on the table. Coffee too.
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>>2251613
>And 2nd person is objectively shit

http://pbskids.org/arthur/games/factsopinions/
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>>2251615
>nature
>anything good
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>>2251605
But I don't want her to walk around on her rearlegs. She's gotta do that hover thing where she coasts into the room by the tips of her wings while in her jammies.
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>>2251634
>for her
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>>2251634
eggs and bacon, get off the table
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>>2251648
I'm eating eggs and bacon right now and my feet are on the table.
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>>2251600
>smartpone
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>>2251605
Fuck this gay earth.
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>>2251062
First for today... I hope next ones will get better.
>>2251066
Now you.
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>>2251586

>>2251607
>>2251617
MAH NIGGAS
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>>2251637
name one novel written in 2nd person. The format is laughed at in real liteature
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>>2251643
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
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Is there like a gallery of friendoff entries? have they been released yet?
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>>2251671
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second-person_narrative#List_of_notable_second_person_narratives
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>>2251673
Not yet; tomorrow at noon or something like that.
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>>2251671
>Greentext story
>Real literature
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>>2251648
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>>2251663
Where is the ball emergency?
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>>2251643
hhhhhhhnnnnnnnnn-
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>>2251686
Thats the attitude to have! Mediocrity!
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>>2251687

I laughed too hard at this
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>>2251673
Friendoff was delayed on account of lyra plushie madness
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>>2251605
life is suffering
>>2251607
>you move a little downwards, pressing your fingers into her leg and squeezing the muscles within
>she quietly moans as your squeezing and squashing relieves her of the niggling pains previously present
>you stop halfway down, unwilling to go too near her hooves again, and start to move back up
>for every inch your fingers squash and squeeze, her tail judders just a little
>
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GOTTA GO PINK

[1]
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>>2251702
Hahaha
How bad did it get?
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>>2251678
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_34_(novel)
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>>2251698
>greentext writer
>ever being an actual novelist

You have high hopes for mankind.
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>>2251713
Yeah, I kind of threw up in my mouth when I learned it was a thing.
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>>2251712
Very bad. It was comparable to the Derpy Debacle.
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>>2251723
Have the bronies petitioned the met to shut down hoppipoppopo's operation or something?
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What's the current bidding situation with the you-know-what?
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>>2251708
Move to the wings again
I want her to get off to that
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>>2251708
>>2251708
Go to the zone around the thighs. Try if she is ready for something bigger. Carefully.
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>>2251708
Here we go... alright, now that she's really relaxed and loving this, really carefully work our way into the inner legs. Get as far up on her legs as we can without violating our client, then switch over to the other leg.
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>>2251698
>implying that every form of media should aim for the same goals
Greentext isn't writing. Yes, yes, it shares a lot of common elements, but greentext only exists to share ideas in a very barebones and fast matter. It has none of the subtlety and little of the complexity of real literature. That's okay, because it isn't aiming to be one--it's just trying to deliver the idea with no fluff.
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>>2251734
201gbp, 4 days remaining
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>>2251712
Hoppip had her Brony Card revoked by Tumblr and Twitter. And they were 100$ serious.
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>>2251713
>mfw I saw that in a bookstore on the day of it's release
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>>2251710
>tone deaf: the musical
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>>2251708
Turn her over and start massaging her inner thighs while staring into her eyes.
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>>2251702
I find it amusing that important MLPG deadlines can be delayed by important MLPG events like a sex toy getting made and a whole load of bronies getting buttflustered.
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>>2251713
>nominated for the Arthur C Clarke award

Shit, that makes it tempting to read simply to find out how dumb the award nominators are
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>>2251752
>brony singers in a nutshell
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>>2251748
Is ponykart finished?
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>>2251746
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>>2251758
Did Hoppip make that hole-in-the-butt Lyra?
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>>2251755
>fluffy shit
pls go
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>>2251775
No audio in image. 40 kb

I bet you didn't put any in.
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>>2251730
People have said they want her to be murdered, or want to murder her.

It's still in its infancy, I wouldn't be surprised if a few people are in the process of reporting her to Hasbro or something.
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>>2251748
I take it Hoppip didn't care about it when they revoke her card?

>>2251758
To be honest, I think none of us would expect this shitstorm to happen during the time when Hoppip wanted some feed back about that doll for a month.
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>>2251775
I'm afraid the file didn't meet your expectations, anon.

JUST LIKE GW2 WILL DO
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>>2251783
I tried
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>>2251775

You fucked up son
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>>2251763
Back in my day, the ACCA meant something.
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>>2251769
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>>2251772
nope, she found it on street
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>>2251671
I have to agree. What merits does 2nd person have other than it's easier for the reader to insert themselves into the story because the writer is just straight out telling them that it is happening to them?

I mean that's terrible.
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>>2251735
>>2251737
>>2251739
>>2251753
>you move one hand up to a wing and begin to stroke and pet it once more
>her mouth parts slightly as a quiet moan escapes
>your other hand grips her flank, and your eyes watch her tail steadily rise
>gulping your fears down, you slowly move your hand to the base of her tail, and start to run your finger around it, pressing into her flesh just strongly enough for her to notice
>
This can end one of two ways. One of those ways requires us to wait for an old horse.
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>>2251758

the greatest soap opera ever written
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>>2251763
I don't know how to feel about this.
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>>2251775
C:\Users\ed> echo [1] >> filename.jpg
C:\Users\ed> type trackname.ogg >> filename.jpg
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>>2251775
Dude, use the command line and append that shit in there.

C:\> type mygaysong.ogg >> mygaypicture.jpg
Make sure your files are in the same directory.
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>>2251797
pffffthahahaha great!
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>>2251797

That's superb
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>>2251775
June the 8th, FUCK YEAH!

Oh, and there are going to release some beta keys for anyone without the game purchase. Worth mentioning for those that did not buy the game.
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>>2251803
>requires us to wait for an old horse
Oh my... sounds steamy
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>>2251708
Very good.
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>>2251803
Wait for her reaction; If she doesn't mind, then continue to let your primal feelings take over

If she does mind, say your hand slipped and apologize
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>>2251808
Here's a batch file that will do this for you. your audio file must be named input.ogg, and if you don't select a name (e.g. [foo]) it will use [1]

@echo off
set /P image=Enter Image Name:
echo %image%
set /P call=Enter Call Name:
IF [%call%]==[] echo [1] >> %image%
IF NOT [%call%]==[] echo %call% >> %image%
type input.ogg >> %image%
echo done!
pause
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>>2251840
2nerd4me
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>>2251840
DONT USE THIS, IT WILL DELETE YOUR WIN32 FILES and RENDER YOUR OS USELESS.
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>>2251803
"Have you been feeling any tension anywhere... else?"

Put some emphasis on else as you rub your finger/thumb in a little circle around the base of her tail. Let's see if she's picking up on where we're going with this.
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>>2251846
easier than typing it yourself.
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>>2251840
they made a program to do this for you. Somewhere on oggchan
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>>2251854
and the program sucks tits.

I'm using this solution, figured I'd share it if anyone was interested.
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>>2251863
Thanks, man. I hate writing batch, so this is nifty.
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>>2251840

Why did you do this to me? Fucking thing downloaded CP and called the cops. I hate you.
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>>2251803
TAW, are you actually using a roleplay system or are you making it up as you go along?

Because it would be funny to see the reaction we don't want to see.
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>>2251867
Note that it doesn't do fancy input validation so if you put "dsfargeg" in the "call" field it'll just not work.
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>>2251803
>its slowly into fucking her instead of making her get off from the message

:(
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>>2251869
go to bed AB
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>>2251882
Always the way.
You need to finish her off with your hands alone.
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>>2251882
>fucking her
>not massaging her into a blissful state of possible sexual satisfaction
You don't need to use your penis to please, Anon.
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>>2251713
Does this have anything to do with porn, because it doesn't seem so from the synopsis. they might as well of called it rageface.
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>>2251850
>>2251838
>you ask her, with all the correct intonations and emphasis, whether she's still tense
>as you ask, your finger presses into her skin just a little harder, just under the base of her tail. She's forced to quietly gasp before answering, which gives you plenty of time to give her wing a little more attention and keep her distracted for just a little bit longer
>after she's done happily moaning and appreciating your massage, she raises her head from the bed, looks around at you, and lustily whispers "SEVENTY FIVE IMAGES REMAINING"
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>>2251890
>Go to equestria
>Suddenly you're the most sought after sex partner because of hands
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>>2251803
>>2251803
>>2251803
>One of those ways requires us to wait for an old horse.
>One of those ways requires us to wait for an old horse.

THIS PLEASE
MY BODY IS READY
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>>2251882
wow, how did I even manage to fuck that sentence up so badly?

>its slowly turning into fucking her instead of making her get off from the message
sadface
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>>2251873
Making it up as I go along. For now, that ending is probably the uh, most appropriate.
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>>2251900
Pffffhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>2251693
...who would need emergency balls if you have pretty damn good SQUARE shaped one?
>>2251066
nsnafnwvl;danbl

it doesn't feel like pony at all today. Blah... I'll try one more. If it won't work I'll do some human anatomy practice or whatever...
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>>2251895
>2015
>novel named "le monkey face xD" comes out
>gets science fiction award nominations
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>>2251910
BUT I JUST WOKE UP
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>>2251910
I knew it would be that before I clicked on it.
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>>2251712
It was fun.
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>>2251882
I just try and go with the majority rule, sorry
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>>2251916

Well good thing it's the end of the world this year
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>>2251926
>only 200
Has he deleted his twitter yet?
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>>2251900
>
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>>2251803
It gets better.
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>>2251900
>"SEVENTY FIVE IMAGES REMAINING"
fuck you TAW
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>>2251914
Thank you!
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>>2251920
That is not a valid excuse. Please repone.
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>>2251900
Why not just move into an old horse found on the archive?

There are some that have not 404'd.
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>>2251900
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>>2251929
History Channel pls go
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>>2251066
Fuck it's something wrong with me I can't read at fucking all...

>Bonbon discover lyra human fuckdoll.
>BONBON
I'm off. fuck.
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>>2251900
>>2251900
>>2251900
>>2251900

Taw
hey Taw

I love you
>>2251900
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>>2251867
I'm working on getting it to call goldwave to do the conversion for it, so I don't have to use foobar to convert.
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>>2251900
YOU FUCKING COCKTEASE FUCKER
FUCK
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>>2251942
One is holding a DnD session at the moment and another is about to be purge any minute.
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>>2251947
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Requests, anyone?
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>>2251960
Then why not GO FAST and stop it from purging?
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>>2251930
No, it seems like he enjoyed the attention.
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>>2251850
>>2251838
>you lustily whisper your intentions with just enough subtlety to give yourself SOME deniability, and give her body a squeeze
>her cheeks are flushed and her tail is raised, but... now her temper's raised too
>"What?!" she yells, jumping up and dropping into a combat stance on the bed. "I came here for a massage, you pervert!"
>With a single stroke of her gorgeous and relaxed wings, she barrels into you, knocking you to the floor effortlessly. Her forehoof raises up and slams down against your forehead, and everything goes black.
We can always branch.
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>>2251964
It's a pony based on Lagy Gaga.

There is only one hole to dildo.
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>>2251964
You can see the clit
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>>2251900
Pull your hands away and rub your chin. Acknowledge this fact, then get up and go outside.

Hopefully, she paid before we gave her the massage.
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>>2251964
>clit
Vagina
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>>2251974
What kind of reaction is that?
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>>2251966
pls respond
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>>2251987

Reconcile the Arabs and Jews
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>>2251987
RAINBOW DASH
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>>2251985
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>>2251997
Here you go
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>>2251973
but why

I just wanted the massage. why
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>>2251985
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>>2251973
What happens when we wake up?

Maybe we can fuck Police Pony when she comes to arrest us.
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>>2251974
>photo finish
>based on Lady Gaga
BUT THAT'S WRONG
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[BONFIRE]
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>>2252004
blame the horny fuckers in the thread
can't even keep a massage non-sexual!
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>>2251973
That seems like a pretty extreme response for a simple question, dontcha think?

At the 'what', I would add "...you know, like your neck? That tends to be a problem spot." Gotta be smooth; you're a pro. She doesn't want your filly fiddling fingers up around her sensitive parts, so do your job and make sure she's pleased.
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>>2251973
What the fuck man

why

FUKCING WHY
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Your least favorite pony smiles and winks at you.

What do?
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>>2251973
>>2252031
taw you really let yourself go.
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>>2252036
turn 405 degrees around burst into dance
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>>2252031
>>2252029
it was meant to be a very quick, not entirely serious, "stop"
we can continue from the earlier branch Later if you want
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>>2252036
I would give shining armour aids.
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>>2251973
Thats what you get for wanting to fuck her... I was trying to turn it back to wingmassage, but nooooo... you guys had to assault her asshole
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>>2252036
Realise she's sexually active and ask her if she needs a stallion to inseminate her.
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>>2252036
"Oh... yeah, hi."
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http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/05/derpy-toy-confirmed-by-usa-today.html
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>>2252036

I don't have a least favorite pony
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>>2252036
Remind her that fillies with lisps will never find love
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>>2252062
>We just totally made a toy, didn't we?
I am mad now
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>>2252062

>We just totally made a toy, didn't we?
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>>2252036
...What kind of wink?
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>>2252062
>Cross eyed
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>>2252062
Have the [TRIGGER WARNING] Tumblrfags burst into treats yet?
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>>2252069
US BRONIES, AMIRIGHT? LOLOL xDDDDD
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>>2252053
Us wingfags will never have nice things.
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>>2252036
>Y-you too
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>>2252062
>>2252069
US BRONIES EVERYBODY
US BRONIES XDDDDDDDDDD
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>>2252062
IT BEGINS
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>>2252084
But her wings were already good to go. You can't keep going when they're already perfectly preened.

That's just asinine.
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>>2252084
It's true ;_;
Anon always ruins everything
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>>2252036
Give her what she wants. Just because she's my least favorite doesn't mean I don't like her.
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>>2252062

Cool...can I fuck it?
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>>2252062

FUCK

CUNT

ASS

GODDAMN
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>>2252110
Dude, who gives a fuck about the EqD posting, DERPY TOY
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>>2252081
Give it time.

This should be a good summer after all.
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>>2252119
FUCKING THIS, EVERYBODY IS "HURR DURR SETHISTO" WHEN EVERYBODY SHOULD BE "HURR DURR DERPY"

FUCKING FANS OF THE FANDOM
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>>2252081
Maybe I should just go ahead and follow yamino, make keeping up with her easier.
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It'll be called Ditzy Doo.
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>>2252047
Tempting on that branching.

Oh and saved for future generation.

>>2252062
Well I be damn. That is awesome minus that last sentence. So how long until Yamino want that thing off the shelf?
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>>2252132
BUT THAT'S YOUR NAME!
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>>2252132
I know.
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>>2252062
>20$
>for the standard shitty mold
Pass
Maybe one day when they make good toys like the mini ponies
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>>2252127

I stopped caring about Derpy a long time ago. She belongs to the bronies now.
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>>2252062
>sold at comic con
>only limited number available online, probably doesn't ship to Australia
>mfw I will probably never get my hands on one
The packaging looks so nice too.
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>>2252134
>Yamino
You know I completely forgot about it till now
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>>2252142

How does she "belong" to them?
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>>2252132
I don't mind both name, to be honest.
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>>2252062
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/popcandy/post/2012/05/exclusive-preview-the-2012-special-edi
tion-my-little-pony/1#.T8ZjzNX9MkT

Those comments
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>>2252142
THAT'S KIND OF MEAN ANON
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>>2252150
http://item.fromtaobao.com/item.htm?id=15765107705&spm=2014.12003210.0.0
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>>2252058
>scootaloo
>worst pony
Why
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HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT! What would a 6 years old girl say?
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>>2252169
too orange
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>>2252128

I did that earlier, it was literally not a pretty sight. Yamino is basically the cold harsh reality of trap fantasies.
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>>2252176
sex
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> that feel when boner slowly dies because TAW's wings quest is on hold

fuck
POST IMAGES FAGGOTS
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>>2252062
Does it have a name?
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>>2252127
MLPG has been like this for ages. I consider us to be one of the most unhealthily fandom obsessed group of fans around.

I really hate you guys sometimes.
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>>2252176
sex
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>>2252142
I don't care about fanon and bronies but I still like Derpy.
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[Hey guaiz, guess wut?]
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>>2252142
How about no.
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>>2252189
>>2252184
wut
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>>2252190
>Rarity glares at Derpy

WHY WASN'T THIS DONE
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>>2252200
sex
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>>2252193

That's really immature, anon
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>>2252179
>Yamino is basically the cold harsh reality of trap fantasies.
The ultimate desolation of the penis?
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>>2252162
;_;
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>>2252176
You know what's the funniest thing now?
imagine all the target demographic. All those 6 year old girls and maybe some boys. All those kids that love the show as we loved our childhood cartoons. Imagine their reaction 6-8 years from now when they go online and find porn of the show. Lots and lots of porn. And bronies
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>>2252203
No time for Rarity, only Luna.
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>>2252193
Lyra that was very rude
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>>2252208
refresh
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>>2252217
So basically the same reaction I had when I found porn of Pokemon?

Holy shit this is awesome.
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>>2252218

That's why the episode was shit.
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>>2252230
This
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>>2252230
hahah
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>>2252193
[augh]
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>>2252217
You mean kind of like when I came on and saw porn of Scooby Doo, Courage the Cowardly Dog and others?
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>>2252230
>Incest orgy with Misty and her sisters

Unf that was a great day.
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>>2252218
Even if Rarity made a cameo only.
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>>2252232
And pip had exactly the same problems as shining and cadence.
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>>2252232
It was good.
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>>2252142
Yeah nah you're a cunt
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>>2252232
We all lost there, if it was Rarity it would be shit, if it was Luna it would be shit.

No way to win.
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>>2252223
>legal copy small horse
Tee hee. Thanks Anon.
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>>2252248
Fuck off s
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> boner is slowly dying because TAW greentext erp is on hold

fuck that
post images faggots
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>>2252259
Who is "s"?
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>>2252259
Going to finish that sentence?
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I guess it's okay.
I wouldn't buy it though.
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>>2252268
Is that a man?
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>>2252275
>>2252274
entenal
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>>2252284
That thing is not a man or a woman.
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>>2252248
Luna was good, but the episode was meh.
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>>2252268

>chin
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>>2252284
That's a yamino.
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>>2252285
>talking about sentenal when he's not here
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>>2252278
I would, but I don't have the time to go to Comic-con, or the money to buy one off a scalper after.

Life is pain.
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>>2252285
>implying i'm him
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>>2252289
...
So Phoe, Purple thinker and Yamino?
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>>2252285

Who is "entenal"?
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>>2252298
But only he is autistic enough to still like luna.
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>>2252294
very clever sir!
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>>2252268
I don't see the problem. I'm not into trans, but I like slightly muscley girls.
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>>2252306
Why are you talking about him?
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>>2252272
We could combine it with >wings
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I know it's midday and not really monstertime
especially with all the trap and yamino discussion
but do you think I could get your opinion on this real quick MLPG
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>>2252310
are you into penises, because that has one
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>>2252310
Tone girls are cool.
This is a man, baby.
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>>2252284
Trans.
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>>2252316
Do you like dragon wings?
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>>2252306
Clearly not
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> japan
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>>2252318
Its ok I guess.
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>>2252318
Oh god why are you doing this to my penis
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>>2252318
unf
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>>2252318
Welll I have a boner now
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>>2252313

He has a tsundere crush on him.
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>>2252310
Well even if yamino was sexy, there is still a revolting personality and mind inside all that.
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>>2252318
I'm not sure what I'm looking at.

Make it sexier.
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>>2252327
What about them?
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>>2252318
Oh hey, it's like the six-breasted woman from Return of the Jedi.
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>>2252324
Sometimes.
They lack soft feathers though
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>>2252318
is apathy an opinion?
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>>2252318
>that long hair

oh my
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>>2252335
Wasn't there a very short sex post about anon making advances on him? It was like three or something sentences, but there was a lot of responses.
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>>2252318
It's, it's there, I don't care, but it exists.
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>>2252318

I think I prefer her original design, plus that earlier picture you did of summer/winter variation.
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>>2252318
I think they both look like shit
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>>2252327
>Implying you wouldn't
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>>2252359
When was that?
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>>2252344
Would dragons be descendants of dinosaurs, and thus have feathers?
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>mfw derpy toy
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>>2252352
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>>2252368
Half a week ago I think.
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>>2252318
The wet season is really unf.
The dry one looks silly and kind of unflattering, but that might be what you were going for.

That also might just be me, I don't really like bald girls and have a weakness for messy hair.
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>>2252373
talking about the toy is still on topic
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>>2252318
Why don't you have a long-running comic yet? I would read GB's adventures in rape land.
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>>2252319
Ponies' and hentai traps', yes.
Real ones, not so much.
>>2252320
>>2252337
I know, but the filename suggests I'm meant to be disgusted by her phisically, which I'm not.
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>>2252373
Endermen are such trolls
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>>2252341
>I'm not sure what I'm looking at.
I'm toying with the idea someone mentioned that Gillou's appearance fluctuates heavily between seasons and weather

>>2252352
>is apathy an opinion?
absolutely it is
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>>2252391
notice the manly chin
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>>2252387
Well there's always Dive/Nan, which are SORT OF ongoing.
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>>2252318
The dry season looks really unappealing. So if that was your aim, you got that down.

I like the messy hair on the wet season one though.
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>>2252391
>disgusted by her
What the hell do you address yamino as anyway? I want a straight answer here, not whatever cisgendered ableism bollocks they might use.
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>>2252401
>absolutely it is

Then honestly, I dont care as this is far removed from pony. Go ask your tumblr. You might get better feedback from people who actually follow you, in a forum about your original content.
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>>2252403
Eh. I've seen plenty of attractive girls with chins like that.
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>>2252422
It's a shame yamino isn't a attractive girl then.
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>>2252413
I say "her" because thats what she wants. Its about as meaningful as her name. I call her "Yamino" because thats what she tells us to call her.
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>>2252367
I know I would.
Few times
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>>2252401
I like the idea.
It would make a lot of sense if she was some sort of elemental, if that's what she ends up being.
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>>2252421
That doesn't sound like apathy anymore. You're out.
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>>2252413
From what I can tell, she identifies as female, so I assume "her" is fine.
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>>2252430
But yamino almost certainly isn't genetically female.
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Yamino identifies as a female but has a dick. Explain this.
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>>2252448
Does it matter? Really?
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>>2252448
She identifies as female, so we address her as such.
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>but the filename suggests I'm meant to be disgusted by her phisically, which I'm not.

To be fair I agree, the body isn't bad. Yamino is a pretty strong example of a butthis face
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>>2252413
i call it it, because it is a faggot.
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>You're not going to make the friend-off deadline
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>>2252457
>>2252458
That just doesn't make sense.
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>>2252268
>>2252268
Is tis AB?
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>>2252456
Welcom to the basic concept of transgenderism.
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>>2252456
Some people fap to girly men with breasts but call themselves straight. Explain this
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>>2252469
What's the 19th century like?
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>>2252469
Welcome to political correctness. Out of 'respect for the person's wishes', you call them what they want to their face.

Behind their back, say whatever.
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>>2252473
A river in egyot.
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>>2252470
No, that's Yamino.


We don't bring up that name.
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>>2252469
indeed. Also being sexually attracted to people of the same gender doesnt make sense.
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>>2252475
Yes but a man who identifies a woman isn't a woman they are a man who identifies as a woman.
And she refers to women.
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>>2252421

Yeah, this monster girl shit has got to go. That way we can get back to our important conversation about-

>>2252471
>>2252470
>>2252469
>>2252464
>>2252463
>>2252458
>>2252457
>>2252456
>>2252448
>>2252442
>>2252430
>>2252428
>>2252422
>>2252413
>>2252403

Oh.
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>>2252469
Hi, I'm anonymous.
You already address me as anonymous because that's who I present myself as. Yamino presents herself as female, so just like a name, it makes sense to address her as female.
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>>2252458

So 13 year old white kids who call each other 'nigger' and listen to rap...they're actually black?
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>>2252487
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>>2252476
Man Deafdefiler, you sure are edgy.
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>>2252268
I hate you. look at what you've done!
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>>2252463
I dunno. The whole body seemed off to me. Like it had the proportions of a male, but with tits. I didn't even realise it was Yamino until someone said it.
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>>2252491
No, but they might be niggers.
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>>2252487
I think its easier to call these people "it" rather then "him" or "her". They deserve neither.
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>>2252490
>Implying Yamino is female
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>>2252421
Agreed. It's not even remotely pony related anymore.
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>>2252490
She is a pronoun though, that analogy doesn't work.
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>>2252508
And somehow, this discussion is?
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How do I reset 4chanX settings
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>>2252491
Race is a different kettle of fish to gender.
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>>2252491
Why not? If they act like it, they deserve the title.
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>>2252244
The first image I found was one of Misty laying down on her side with her head rested on her palm. Her vag was perfect.

I have never fucked a girl with a vag so perfect. ;_;
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>>2252504
and gays shouldnt be able to marry!
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Welp, I'm bailing.
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>>2252512
Uninstall.
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>>2252497

I was trying to make a very stupid joke. It sounded better in my head because I didn't really know how to write it down.
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>>2252491
I knew a kid like that. Short, blonde, white, scrawny, he could never live up to his black brother.
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>>2252510
The only difference between a noun and a pronoun is specificity.
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>>2252511
Well, we WERE talking about the new toy, but then SOMEONE had to go bring up yamino's transgender bullshit. again
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>>2252504
I don't think her is an appropriate term for yamino but that isn't fair either.
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>>2252508
>Agreed. It's not even remotely pony related anymore.
Well, looking around, neither is anything else here
But if you guys all really prefer this then by all means I won't interfere
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>this thread

This is all your fault TAW. That just happened because you stopped the quest!
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>>2252516
Gays have the decency to at least remain their respected gender. These thing, however, no.
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>>2252494
No, I'm just trying to explain the mindset that makes people think this is a reasonable thing to do.
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>>2252512
uninstall then reinstall it would be the simplest way. Why what did you fuck up pinkie? Typical.
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>>2252521
I thought it was funny.
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>>2252516
whoa, anon! That's not cool, man! Gays have every right to marry.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2V2QVvJlt4
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>>2252467
I will. I still have several hours of work left to do on it but it's looking much better than what I had last night.

Fuck.
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>>2252510
And Anonymous is technically an adjective.
Get dunked
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GG Monstergirls > transgender discussion
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>>2252546
That just makes me even more right.
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>>2252544
Do it faggot.
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>>2252533
i would much rather discuss your monsters than Yamino.
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>>2252547
No
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>>2252533
But the only reason I hadn't left this thread yet was because of the monstergirls
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>>2252552
No, it doesn't.
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>>2252543
>Privileged rock
OH GOD MY SIDES
STOP THEM
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>>2252547
>Weaver will never do sexy monstermen
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>>2252513

Hmmm, I wonder, if we didn't have the 'shame' of blackface comedy and general white guilt, I bet trans-race would be an actual thing. As in people blacking up and then demanding the right to identify as black.
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>>2252533
Can I still talk about monstergirls

at least we get content of SOME kind then
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>>2252547
Basically.
>>2252558
But the transgen convo revolves around Yamino and AB. It's objectively shit.
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>>2252533
Stop pretending you're a martyr.
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>>2252547
No, not really. I mean, GG is a cool guy, but I never read his posts anymore because they arent even remotely related to ponies
Same goes for the other meta shit though
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>>2252565
Have you not seen the cyclops?
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>>2252566
I think that already happens.
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>>2252573
>martyr
i dont think you know what that word means.
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God guys
yesterday was so much fun
what happened?
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So here's my reasoning. I honestly don't give a shit about whether she's a 'him' or a 'her' or an 'it.' But there are repercussions.

If I don't call them what they want to be called, I piss them off and get their undying hate and anger. It's so easy to send a LGBT person into an annoying tyrade, but I've learnt to avoid it.

If I do call them what they want, the only person I piss of is LE EDGY CONSERVATIVE INTERNET ANONYMOUS, who I want to piss off anyway.
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>>2252543
>its freezer
>and he posted on youtube to make me wanna smash my monitor
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>>2252566
Ever heard of a wigger?
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>>2252572
No, just Yamino.
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>>2252573
I could be a martyr. Look,

Hey everyone! Post your 2nd best pony!
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>>2252590
MLPG actually thinks that men who think they are women aren't men.
>mlpg actually thinks that bronies who think they aren't bronies, etc
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>>2252576

Were you even here yesterday
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>>2252539
Would that work? As far as I know 4chan X stores its settings in localStorage, though that may be a Chrome thing.
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http://inchoaterica.wordpress.com/2012/05/09/its-not-the-way-im-meant-to-be-its-just-the-way-the-ope
ration-made-me/

I read this.

Holy fucking shit.
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>>2252535
s- sorry
would it help if I was using this valuable time to write?
I'm not I'm playing video games
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>>2252573
Ross plsget dunked
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>>2252590
The initial shitstorm over the plush has died down, so there's less distraction from our usual hiatus shenanigans.
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>>2252539
didnt work
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>>2252591
this guy gets it. So, who's your favorite pony?
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>>2252597
okay
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So at this point, I basically think what we all can agree on is GG should make a monstergirl based on Yamino?
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why is it that evetytime I enter 4chan, it keeps telling me that a new 4chan X version is available when I have already downloaded it 100 times?
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>>2252597
I'd fall for that a lot more easily if Nopony hadn't jaded me

You best try another waifugroup
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>You will never vidja with a busty lady-friend
>You will never have a busty lady-friend
>fuck
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>>2252543
>Cissies
OH GOD
IT'S LIKE
SISSIES
AND
CIS
COMBINED
10/10 WOULD INTELLIGENT WORDPLAY AGAIN
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>>2252611
Why did you post that pic to tell us that it didn't work?
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>>2252597
K-kawaii~

Twilight.
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>>2252606
Oh god what the fuck.
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>>2252573
>Stop pretending you're a martyr.
By no means
What I am suggesting instead is that all I'm derailing the thread from is yamino discussion, which I really don't think is the better choice

>>2252576
>No, not really. I mean, GG is a cool guy, but I never read his posts anymore because they arent even remotely related to ponies
I have drawn ponies every day since I got back
this statement is objectively false
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>>2252618
>i have a busty lady friend
>i have played vidya with her
>but she isnt skinny
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>>2252576
Its like you were not here yesterday.

>>2252590
Before the event yesterday, its basically these kind of threads. Remember how that same faggot that bitch GG posting yesterday is here now at the exact time?
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>>2252611
well what are you trying to fix exactly?
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>>2252607
You are awful TAW. I don't think we can be friends anymore. I have to demand the friendship ribbon back.
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>>2252597
Why does second best pony have a cat face?
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>>2252616
Because it's under rapid development, probably due to new code tags on /g/ among other shenanigans.
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>>2252618
Naw, gimme Twi
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>>2252633
What kind of cutie mark is that.
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>>2252597
Twilight makes a good second
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>>2252543

What does she have against the Commonwealth of Independent States?
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>>2252633
Say, I got an idea. GG, could you draw how you think a Rarity and Dash episode would go down?
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>>2252618
>You will never play video games
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>>2252597
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>>2252649
>What kind of cutie mark is that.
I bet you'll get it if you think about it for a second

it's a pit of spikes
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>>2252597
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>>2252636
fuuuuuuuck
it's like the only time worth browsing anymore is 4AM when all the kids are in bed
I guess I'll just watch wakfu or something until night.
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>>2252613
This one.

She is kawaii and I like her very much.
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>>2252597
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>>2252650

What about her anal virginity
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>>2252543
I can't believe mlpg was defending this.
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>>2252597
I can't imagine AJ talking like that.
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>>2252655
Yeah... even though I have the CD's right next to me I cant be arsed to close the general and install the game
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>>2252674
I wasn't.
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>>2252674
Sorry, what? When were we defending that?
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>>2252674
I did not defending it. Stop assuming hivemind.
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>>2252641
I lost my image/post counter. Turning the feature on/off didn't help.
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>>2252680
>even though i have the game open i can't be arsed to tab into it
>i'd rather argue about confused people on mlpg
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>>2252667
>Rainbow Dash with ponytail
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>>2252689
That happens to me yesterday. Reinstall the addon a bunch of time and refresh page.
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>>2252654
they would go down. on eachother
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>>2252660
I thought it was a resistor
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>>2252689
Can't you just make the window big enough to find it again?
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>>2252661
wat
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>>2252691
I've transcended procrastination by now. I just stay on the thread, no matter what
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>>2252695
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>>2252633
All right, I apologize. I still don't think it's a very good idea.
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>>2252618
FUCK PERSPECTIVE I CAN DRAW HUGE TITS GUYS
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>>2252699
they go boy hunting
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>>2252543
...wait, she has a problem with how doctors identify the sex of babies?
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>>2252674
I'm not defending psychos like that, there are plenty of reasonable transgenders.
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>>2252691
I like how Tribes have a way of fucking up the game itself if you tab out.
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>>2252708
Even in sleep I still browse.
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>>2252655
/v/ plz go
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>>2252714
>tits

Disgusting human shit...
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>>2252720
>tabbing out in bethesda games
Oh the horror
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>>2252716
They genuinely believe that being a man doesn't mean you're a man. I think it's called doublethink.
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>>2252720

>not playing in windowed mode
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>>2252725
>hl2.exe has stopped working
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>>2252722
I know that feel
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>>2252722
>tfw you will never be clocked into the MLPG-matrix
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>>2252725
>tabbing out in Valve games
FIVE YEARS LATER
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>>2252739
>>2252740
Until the show stopped I was dreaming about MLPG
I don't know about right now though.
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>>2252654
>Say, I got an idea. GG, could you draw how you think a Rarity and Dash episode would go down?
someone make a new horse because we're at the image limit
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>>2252734
Then to them if genitalia is not a sound and reasonable way of knowing what the gender is for a person, baby or otherwise, then how?
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>>2252697
I tried that, it does not help. And it won't. because simple deleting the script file won't delete its settings as well.

>>2252705
Point?
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>>2252745
>>2252725
you guys need more blue led lights
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>>2252752
>image limit
Yay, TAW GO
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>>2252759
Http or https?
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>the only way to escape MLPG is to get addicted to vidya
>It's only temporarily since I only play that game nonstop so I quickly finish everything
FUCK

One day I will escape this place
One day
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>>2252768
Https
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>>2252759
He means you might have just moved it somewhere obscure and it's still there.
Possibly. Make sure your window is maximized and see if you can find it. It's just the equivalent of an IT guy making sure your computer is actually plugged in.
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>>2252757
>>2252734
"sex" is what you're born with while "gender" is a social construct.
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>>2252757
Its even funnier how they say that the genitalia doesnt matter... and then they swallow shitloads of hormones to grow boobs
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>>2252757
Well there are genetic conditions where a female can develop a penis or is it the other way around.
As I understand it though a man has a Y chromosome whereas a woman does not.
You can't wish that kind of thing away, and if you can then the whole cisgendered thing is also moot.
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>>2252716
>>2252734
they'll always be the biological sex they were born as no matter what they do.
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>>2252782
of course.
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>>2252777
There your problem. Remove the s in https.

Addon work only with Http.
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>>2252757
Your gender is basically how you >feel
If you have a penis and testes but feel like a man (because you have male hormones), then you're in the wrong and deserve to die.
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>>2252795
Don't let the bad apples cloud your vision. There are plenty of transgenders who have no problem with cisgenders, as long as they check their privilege.
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Where is the goddamn new horse
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>tfw when everyone is waiting on TAW rather then making new horse
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>>2252795
Dont be fooled. It;s only by a lucky and rare occurrence that your gender lines up with your sex. Seriously, one in a million chance
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>>2252828
>as long as they check their privilege
What the shit does that mean?
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>>2252768
>>2252777
>>2252759

Ok ok, calm down.

Open up a JavaScript console (In Firefox, web developer -> web console, in Chrome, tools -> javascript console)

Type:
localStorage.removeItem("4chan_x.stats.position")

>>2252793
Incorrect. I browse with https all the time. In fact, it's recommended.
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>>2252785
>>2252795
>>2252786
Pardon my ignorance, but I never grew up with the notion of transgender people. The whole thing simply wasn't present for me as a child.

What exactly is transgender? Is it when during development of the fetus, something happened that messed up how you where going to come out of the womb? A person has a males body when mentally and physiologically 'he' is really a she?
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taw
tawtawtawtawtawtawtawtawtawtawtawtawtawtawtawtawtawtawtawtawtawtawtawtawtawtawtawtawtawtawtawtawtaw
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>>2252846
Wait, the addon with with https now? It didn't work before.
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NEW HORSE

>>2252857
>>2252857
>>2252857
>>2252857
>>2252857
>>2252857
>>2252857
>>2252857
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New Horse

>>2252860
>>2252860
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>>2252862
>>2252868
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>2252868
>>2252862
Both fluttershy, ha
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>>2252759

javascript:document.getElementById("stats").style.top="50px";document.getElement
ById("stats").style.right="50px";alert("done");

Try running this in your browser's navigation bar on this page.
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>>2252862
>>2252868
Oh shit
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>>2252861
It has for ages, almost as long as 4chan has worked with https. Look at the @includes.
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>>2252862
>>2252868

BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY


>>2252862 is marked, get to it.
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>>2252849
I'm sure there are all kinds of subtleties to it and you would have to ask the individual as to what they think, and then make up your mind.
Not sure if we have any around here right now to tell you their side of it.
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>>2252840
Being aware of the favorable ways in which society treats you.
For example, as a male, I don't get random men staring at my chest, and can walk the streets at night secure in the knowledge that I'm fairly unlikely to get raped.
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>>2252862
Marker here
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>>2252846
Also I forgot to mention, refresh the page.
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>>2252894
So as long as they are aware they have it better off than you? That seems biased to me.
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>>2252894
>and can walk the streets at night secure
Not really. I can still get robbed.
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>>2252927
So can women, but rape is one less thing I have to worry about than them.
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>>2252846
>>2252846
Thanks, it worked!
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TAW DAMMIT

continue first branch!
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>tfw TAW hats us
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ded taw
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fuck that shit
I know this will happen
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TAW, dont leave me hanging ;_;
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Fishing for participants...
>What do?
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>>2253858
Pinch her feathers a bit to find out how she reacts
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>>2253858
Continue woring in her thighs area
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>>2251900
>>2251900
I mean continue from this
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Continuing on from >>2251900 then

>after she's done happily moaning and appreciating your massage, she raises her head from the bed, looks around at you, and lustily whispers "Yeah."
>despite the lukewarm reaction, you continue massaging closer and closer to her and begin to feel her rear begin to warm up
>with the hand still resting on her wing, you pinch her
>she yelps and pulls away, but quickly returns. I wouldn't do that again, but it hasn't ruined the mood.
>
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>>2254003
Continue to massage her wing with one hand and massage her lower part with another. Somewhere inbetween insert your finger into her, for a short moment,
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>>2254003
Turn her aound, its obviously time for belly rubs
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>>2254054
>to make up for your earlier failure, you begin to softly massage her wing once more, taking extra special care to be gentle around the area you pinched
>as you rub over it, Dash's face switches between a slight wince and a pleasured drool depending on whether you're pressing against bruised tissue or not, but she doesn't really seem to mind
>while she'd distracted, your other hand massages a little lower, teasing very very lightly against her anus on its journey down to tease almost imperceptibly against the very tip of her vagina
>she quietly murmurs in distracted approval, and your hand returns to its position massaging around the base of her now fully raised tail
>
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>>2254128
I think it would make sense to contiue doing this until she is "ready" for something more serious. Hmm.. change hands and thus change the wings to massage? Other hand is still down there, but you could be more intensive
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>>2254179
> the wing
no "s"
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>>2254179
>you take your hands off of her body and prepare to switch their tasks
>"H- hey! I didn't say stop!" she objects, flipping over to look at you straight on
>suddenly unable to enact your plan, you move for the next best thing and press both of your palms against her belly before starting to rub and squeeze
>she laughs as the massage begins to tickle. Though it doesn't feel as good as a back message, it's no less intimate
>"Hey, that door locked?" she asks, tilting her head in the direction of the room's only door, "We alone?"
>
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The door is locked indeed, nod or say yes.
> continue to give her belly rubs but with intentions to go a bit lower.
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>>2254291
If it isn't, reach over and lock it.
Or don't, depending on who would interupt.
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>>2254291
the door isnt locked but I nod anyway
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dem suspense
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>>2254315
>>2254324
>>2254331
>You walk over to the door and slide the lock shut. It's locked now.
>Dash grins, rolls back over, and closes her eyes
>"Continue."
>You walk back over and assume your position, making sure that you're not rubbing the same wing as you were last time
>Within a few moments she's lazily smiling into the bed and lightly sighing at every other touch, and her body is emitting more heat than you've felt in a long while
>Your other hand busies itself lightly massaging the immediate area around exactly where you want to be, exciting it and her
>Soon another smell joins the room; a perfect compliment to the heady oils and classy scents. A rough, instinctual musk fills the room--or at least your nose.
>
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>>2254460
Go further - start to massage and stimulate her butthole and clitoris more intensively. Then try to put two fingers into her vagina (first)
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>>2254460

Aww, Twilight isn't going to walk in on us now.
Oh well, this is supposed to be about Dash I guess.

Lean in and enjoy it.
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>>2254516
She could always teleport.
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>>2254511
>>2254516
>A little part of you snaps, and professionalism is out of the window
>The hand on her wing continues to squeeze and tease, ramping up the intensity to deliver her to new heights of pleasure
>at the same time, your other hand moves a little closer and you run a stray finger down, by the side of her now fairly well lubricated slit, but not quite inside yet
>after a few moments of teasing, you move the last few centimetres and rest the tip of your finger against the top of her vag
>
gosh, isn't this heating up~
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>>2254603
well... try to move it back and forward few times, see how she reacts?

If things will go well - try to put a finger (other hand) in her butthole as well, watch reaction.
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>>2254634
>She doesn't react much to the touch, other than a slight flutter in her spare wing and a redenning of her cheeks, so you continue
>Slowly and carefully, you push forward, slipping that one finger a centimetre or so inside. She's well lubricated, so there's no issue.
>Again, though, she doesn't react, though it's impossible for her to not have noticed
>you remove your hand from her wing and bring it dow-
>"Hey! No stopping."
>You return your hand to the wing and continue to tease and stroke it
>Using the thumb of your other hand, you gather a little of her juices and lubricate the centre of her anus, before lightly circling around it to see what she does
>You get a tiny gasp in response, but nothing more
>
Join in, everyone! We're all anonymous here! E- Except me.
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>>2254759
I know exactly who you all are.
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>>2254759
Hmm.. okay, leave one hand on the wings and try to reach both, her vagina and her butthole with second hand. Should be possible. push fingers more intense.
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>>2254806
Spock hand time
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>>2254806
You have a mouth as well, and a tongue.
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>>2254823
One step at a time, anon. Jumping ahead got us a concussion last time.
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>>2254759
>>2254806
first a slight, short massage
the push
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>>2254806
>>2254815
>>2254823
>You move your finger around lightly and slowly inside of her, pushing against her hot inner walls and teasing her
>Finally--finally!--you get a reaction: a quiet, but audible, murmur of her appreciation
>You awkwardly shift your hand to try and get a decent angle, but thumb and finger just doesn't work
>Deciding instead to just use another finger, you position yourself carefully against her and start to push
>Your finger effortlessly slips inside of her slit, and another eventually pushes into her ass, and you get a few centimetres deep before deciding to pull out, not wanting to take it too fast
>Dash is now lying flat against the bed with her tongue lolling out of her mouth and her eyes half-closed, though that's more due to your continued wing treatment than anything else
>
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>>2254918
I want enter into her with your member but massaging her wings with both hands at the same time to drive to the peak pleasure, but don't know ho to approach it. A little help?

Keep massaging her wings and take clothces off with other hand?
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>>2254978
>You pull out completely and grasp down at your pants, not even caring that you're smothering them with goo
>Dash whines slightly at the lack of attention, but the treatment for her wings is enough for now
>a few very awkward and swear-y moments later, you unclasp your pants and manage to pull them down, freeing yourself
>your boner wobbles in the air in front of you for entire fractions of a second before your hand grasps it and your legs lean forward to take you closer
>you efficiently guide yourself in and place the very tip against her lips, taking a moment to ensure stability before taking your hand over to her other wing
>Dash openly moans in appreciating as your other hand begins to massage too, and you mentally prepare yourself to thrust inside
>alas, her own stimulation cuts you off as she bucks backwards, pushing herself onto you
>
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Continue to massage her wings with broad moves that covers her chest as well (from chest to the wings and back, so you can actuall stroke her body as well) and after few rubs again her vagina with you dick - slowly thrust inside. Slowly.
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>>2255142
Start slowly but pick up pace soon... like, fuck her silly. So that she wont be able to walk for a few hours

Btw, how does it feel that probably ~5 guys are jerking it to the stuff while you write it? Isnt that awkward as fuck?
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>>2255142
Continue.
Press particularly forcefully on her wing muscles in time with thrusts
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I also want to chnage the hole in the middle of the process. may be few times
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>>2255192
eh, it's something you come to terms to pretty early on writing erotic horse fiction
>>2255199
>>2255192
>>2255183
>You lean forward and put more force into your wingplay, squeezing and rubbing enthusiastically
>Her back arches as your attentions send a shiver of pleasure through her body, and her throat lets out a grating moan from the wings alone
>Slowly, you massage along until you reach the very base of her wings, and give the space between them a quick rub too. It's less effective, so you return to the wings
>You slow your massage down as much as you can, and begin to time
>you push forward at the start of a squeeze, slowly inching yourself inside at the same time as working on her wings
>the same for pulling out again, except with another area of wing
>before long you find a rhythm of squeezing, teasing, stroking and thrusting. A rhythm that's very slowly increasing in tempo
>
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>>2255302
continue doing it for a while
and when it isquite close to the peak pull your dick out and put into her butthole. start to gather rhythm with this combination... and don't stop
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>>2255340
>You continue, slowly increasing your speed, both on her wings and her rear
>her breaths grow deeper and stronger, and her body begins to writhe beneath your touch, getting more active as time goes by
>before long, she's bracing herself against the front of the bed and breathlessly panting into its surface, grunting at the apex of each thrust and groaning at the peak of each squeeze or stroke
>her hot folds press around you like a vice as you pound against her, and your body reacts appropriately
>you begin to prepare yourself to pull out, but Dash has other ideas--or complete lack of ideas, given her current mental state
>the complete, overwhelming sensation coming from three parts of her body quickly overwhelms her and sends her deep into climax, bringing her body to a spasm and her voice to a scream
>her tight tunnel squeezes against you, contracting and pulling at you, and your body is driven to join her
>at the last moment, you manage to pull out, but the dichotomy of ice-cold air and red-hot skin shocks you over the edge, and your mind whites out as you go into climax
>strings of your seed land in unplanned and uncontrolled patterns along her body as you brace yourself against her helplessly, before falling to your knees in exhaustion
>
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aww damn brb... wait, what if we don't stop?
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>>2255532
>before falling to your knees in exhaustion

Perfect height for your tongue. I still want to see her lose her mind
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>>2255622
excellent thinking. i like this idea.
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>>2255622
>>2255650
>You shake your head clear and look up
>Immediately before you lies the beautiful sight of Dash's now quite well parted slit, set against her gorgeous blue ass pockmarked with droplets of your seed and a nice splatter of semen against her clit
>You raise your hands and grasp her sides, squeezing them and pulling yourself in
>the moment your tongue hits her lips she lets out another groan, her mental defences completely overwhelmed by your previous assault
>you begin lapping up and down, not penetrating at all but simply running your tongue along her flesh and stimulating what you can
>
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not so much to do here - continue?
unless we can involve her legs somehow
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Toss her salad.
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>>2255740
tease her a bit, then lick dat clit. perhaps get some fingers involved again.
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>>2255812
>>2255813
>You continue, slipping your tongue a little inside and tasting her
>Abandoning all pretence of control, you dive in, pushing your lips against hers and pressing your tongue as far in as you can
>as you run your mouth over her slit in a perverse impersonation of a kiss, you tickle against her clit and drive a stake of pleasure through her unprepared mind, eliciting a scream and a kick from her legs
>you continue, enthusiastically embracing her and feeling around inside her body with everything you have, driving her to greater and greater heights of pleasure
>her body is weak and she's quickly brought to the edge
>reflexively, without thinking, Dash clamps her legs shut around your head, pushing you in and holding you in position
>you barely even notice, too concerned with licking and lapping to care
>moments later, it's over, and her body convulses around you once again. Her walls squeeze against your tongue and her fluids splash over your face, and her legs crush you in as tightly as her strong and athletic body can manage.
>Soon afterwards, she relaxes, and you drop to the floor. A moment later, the exhausted but very happy Rainbow Dash manages to roll off the bed and land on top of you, resting her head on your chest and wrapping her relatively energetic forelegs around your body
>She gives you a quick kiss as thanks
>A moment later, she comes back for more, surprisingly enjoying her own taste.
And I think that's probably as sane a place as any to call it a night, unless anybody has any objections.
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> that feel when only one hand free
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>>2255983
>Ranbow Dash leaves
>Rarity walks in
>"I heard you give the most wonderful massages. I'd like one Luxury Hand Massage, please."

YES
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>>2255990
Yeah, its really awkward to type like that
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>>2255983
oh god that was awesome

brb
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>>2255983
>Dash roll and fall on you
Thats a cute ending. I love it. I got it capped right now. Want em to post it in the thread?
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>>2256076
Glad people liked it! Interactive stories are a lot of fun.

M- maybe somebody should screencap it. For research et cetera.
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>>2256090
Sure, that'd be lovely.
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>>2255983
unf^100000

thanks, this was >fun
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>>2256111
Okay. Thanks for this feel. A mass improvement since the wedding with dash one.
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>>2256134
Yeah that one was pretty directionless. It's hard to work with other people and still have a "goal", really.

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