old one >>2244102new one >>herepony time
I AM THE GREATEST
Yeah.Galo Sengen
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>>2246896you're a wannabe.
>>2246896>>2246898>>2246899>>2246900>>2246903Well that's it, thread over
>>2246881Whitecloud Dash is pretty cute.
>>2246907Nasse. Draw anything lately?
>>2246907That just means we can have fresh stuff in this one!
SO GUYSHOW ARE YOUR FRIEND-OFF ENTRIES COMING?also I went to bed halfway through the hoppopo shit, how'd that end up?
daily dosewww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>2246918Stalin pony.I've been playing Silent Storm.
>>2246922fantastic
see filename.[1]
So how do I fix the fucked up QR box?
>reading the archive
>>2246924I used to think this wouldn't get oldBut it's really getting old
>>2246925hah neat.
>>2246936Oh man, don't even bring that up.I laughed enough already
>Anon x Rarity drama.[please respond]
>>2246936Which threads?
>>2246936Archive?
>>2246828As of last weekend I finally saw all of Season 2. As for Season 1 I'm about halfway, and not in any kind of real order. With as much as I draw Rover and co. I should finally make some time to watch Dog and Pony show at least.
>>2246948>things in brackets
>>2246845>she tries to squirm away, saying she's not in the mood for this.>Drop the fake accent and speak quietly to her.>"It doesn't matter what you sound like or where you're from. You--">you give her a gentle peck on the cheek.>"--are still--">another>"--the love of my life. And that's not gonna change for anything.">tenderly put your cheek to hers.>"And if it helps, when we meet MY parents, you'll have a chance to get me back."
>>2246958[dis nigga]
>>2246922Hippopoppopi is my favorite faggot.
>>2246958>[words in bondage]
>>2246957Glitter can you draw me something so I can show you how much I love you?Or is that not how it works?
>>2246960>varying anatomy>cat teethI still would.
>>22469512234259 and 2232172, I was there during the rest of it.
>>2246957>He hasn't seen DAPS yetDude.. you watch it now and you're view on the dogs is going to change forever
Why is seapony song so addictive?
I'm bored of ponies. There's no new content.Make me care about them again
>>2246936>tfw I didn't find it as funny as everyone thought it washm
>>2246936Link?
>>2246989What if pony liked Cee Lo Green?
>>2246989http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MVgreWeEekOkay
>>2246994Probably a brony cis ableist then
>>2246989Learn 2 drawmake your OWN contentIt's how I stay sane on fandom downtimes...
>>2246957their Rover is not your Rover. you may not want to watch it.
>>2247001>>2246979
>>2246901>Wake up the next morning to an empty bed.
>>2246989You're better off just leaving until season 3
>>2246986I haven't watched Best Night Ever either but that didn't stop me from drawing gala pictures.
>>2247003I love Spike in that video.
>>2246960>dash speaking japanese
LK is still questing and I still don't know what the hell is going on, but it's badass>>2238511
>>2247017God damn what is wrong with you GG. you spend hours a day in MLPG and haven't seen multiple eps?
>>2247002Then they would be like "Fuck you" and "Fuck your marker too"
I want a theme song thread after that Rainbow Dash thing last thread[moon]
>>2247017DO YOU EVEN WATCH THE SHOW
Klondike, draw me a Marker Pone
>>2246960I'd stick it in
>>2247022>Dash speaking Japanesebasically this. but she goes faster.
>>2247028Good one
>>2246994The whole affair was just so stupid it made my head hurt.
>>2247012Considering the filename, I think it may be Applesarcum who posted, who also drew that image
>>2247031>>2247027god mlpg you are so predictable
>>2247012but that's my artwork. I guess its because I haven't watched an episode since the finale
>>2246994>>2247045It's good to know I'm not alone
>>2247029I made this earlier does this count?[hands]
>>2247006maybe i think that way because i missed the point when it startedi saw the guy attempting to dox hopopo and came back when he was in our threads, but at first i didn't believe that was legit, so i left again and everyone was loosing his shit>>2247045yeah that's the impression it left on me as well
>>2247055>joke's on you I was only pretending to be retardedno but seriously what the fuck how could anybody believe you hadn't seen DAPS
>>2247055Why is it that no matter how many of these I view I will never get to stick my penis in her?
>>2246936About?
>>2247059Why are you so awesome? Teach me the ways of large plots..
>>2247055What is that green stuff?
Klondike are you in the LoL general?>KS'd>implying
>>2247071S-Shut up
>>2247029>"HEY TWILIGHT, WATCH ME PULL THE SHADOWBOLTS OUTTA MY HAT">RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH>"I GOTTA GET ANOTHER HAT"
>>2247055You are an evil mastermind manipulating us all with your cheap sex jokes and monstergirls.
>>2246989>>2247059Draw porn. Porn is endlessly entertaining for everyone involved and your style is really good.
>>2247082Burritos.
>>2247087Klondike why are you such a dork?
>>2247087you got something to tell us klondork?
>>2247089>monstergirlswe only come out at nightthe days are much too bright
>>2247083
>tfw can't browse archive and current general at the same time effectively
>>2247102It's 3 A.M.
>>2247084No that's a completely different Klondike.Yeah. I'm getting KSd alot lately. That and getting killed because of no help. Fucking stun a bitch and his partner comes to help and my teammate runs away with full ap and health.>>2247095>>2247096You guys are j-jerks
>>2247113>3am>Not drinking your morning coffee at 8:14am
>>2247090he already does, but he has yet to post an uncensored pony one.
>>2247105
>>2247102I can't into timezones, but it's still the morning in the US, isn't it?
>>22471137 am east coast
>>2247090been doin that for about a week now under a secondary name
>>2247123>8:14 am>not taking a break at 1:14 pm
>>2247131Nigga...
>>2247131>filenameIs it under the name sMile?
>>2247128I don't give a shit where your hipster timezone is.
>>2247131Apples draw more diamond dogs
>>2247102Your Princess Bitch is dangerously tsundere next to Swamp Bitch.It's scary, like a monster Batman and Robin.Only one gets raped by the bad guy far, far more than Batman gets a tun at.
>>2247151[1]Does wub poni wub Laurie Anderson?
>>2247151Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when i come home this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face.
>>2247162
>>2247126
>>2247131Yeah i've seen you're pogeymans stuff on e621, 's good.
>>2247168>>2247162This is why I would never get a dog that small
>>2247174>pogeymansInterest dropped but still waiting for something pone.
>>2247131Apples I change my mind Draw Zecora
>>2247120>You guys are j-jerksSo cute.
>nothing interesting on mlpg>close tab>new tab>hyper index>marked thread>be here again
>>2247143Dude, that would be really cool to have his drawing skills not for sexually
>>2247198It just keeps happening
>>2247206Speaking of it, I'm bored as hell, can someone link me to some good webcomics?>Webcomics>Good
>>2247199>implying everyone wouldn't draw their own porn if they could
>>2247198That fucking feeling.
>>2247213Try Nedroid or something, I dunno.
>>2247213http://paranatural.net/
>>2247198Every. Fucking. Time.
>>2247199>non-sexuallywhat are you, some kind of Commie?
>>2246961>You will never notice something moving around in the sheets the next morning.>Rarity will never coo in her sleep as it moves closer to the head of the bed.>Sweetie Belle will never burst out screaming "SURPRISE!" sending her sister sprawling on the floor.>She will never remain in the floor, demanding you cover your head in the sheets while she makes her way to the bathroom.>You will never get a peak at her bedhead before a blanket is telekinetically forced over your head.
>>2247218>implyingI like to fap to sexy things, not seeing my own mistakes
>>2247223>it's almost been a month since prequel updated
>>2247213Explosm.netButtersafe.com
>>2247199Speaking of art I really need to get good at art fast, I would sell my soul for it even. I have no friends and no social life so freetime is not an issue.
>>2247218I couldn't fap to my own work, I'd find details to fix every time.
>>2247234Oh, and best of all, oglaf.com
>that feel when you have some time you could be using for writing>and you're>still>here
>>2247237>>2247230that's why >if they could
>>2247213http://www.bgreco.net/kidradd.htmMy favorite webcomic.
>>2247218>implying everyone wouldn't draw their own porn if they couldIt's basically impossible>>2247152>Your Princess Bitch is dangerously tsundere next to Swamp Bitch.you are so vulgar
>>2247243>>2247234>>2247223>>2247221>>2247251I'll take a look at those! Thank you guys!
>>2247245>Writing >Greenfics.
>>2247213depends on your definition of "webcomic", but I love this one: http://thecriminallawyer.tumblr.com/
>>2247233To be honest it can just end right there and it would be a fitting end and I would understand
>>2247236Souls, give me them.
>>2247236Practice you little bitch
>>2247260>implying greentext is real writing
>>2247229>Rarity wakes up two hours before you each day to make sure you don't see her when she's U-HU-HU-HUGLEEEEEEEEEEEEEi can see it.
>>2247265Probably...
>>2247253But seriously.Why is she so fat.Why can's she be like other water nymphs?
>>2247233Well I can only see a catgirl lose everything and have an emotional breakdown so many times before It gets old anyway.
>>2247268What would you recommend I practice on?
>>2247278She still has that bandage.
>>2247277Water weight.
well, I'll be back after a long hard day of work. I want to see if you guys can Pique my interest in this show again. because seriously. it's a blank now.
>>2247277>she's a water nymphholy shit I thought she was a ghost.
>>2247290Oh yeah you right.Rebookmarking.
>>2247294DRAW SEXY ZEBRAaslo have fun
>>2247294That's okay I don't care about the show anymore either.
MLPG. I need your help.I need SNES and GBA suggestions to put on my DS.
>>2247296Well she sure looks like one!
>>2247294It's just a fucking cartoon, not your life. If you don't like it, then just move on to something else
>>2247294Man shows are so last month.It's all about comics now.
whoever linked this brony video you are a sick sick man"if we didnt have murderers and rapists and such i wouldnt have anything to watch when i turned on the news"
>>2247296No, I don't know what she isthere's a long list of possibilities, but I never picked anything out
>>2247236watch horse classpractice, practice practiceand the most essential thingis to practice, you lazy fucksome anon even made a wallpaper with just my post saying >practice, maybe you should do that too?
>>2247304>that feelI'm only here for the erp
>>2247294You should take a break from MLPG for a week or so. I did, buried myself in Minecraft autism for a week. Now ponies are new and fresh and cute again.
>>2247327I'm not even here for that
>>2247308For SNES you'll want that mighty morphin power rangers game. Not the movie based one and not the fighter.Grab some Super Smash TV too. And some Sunset Riders for class.
>>2247320Completely unrelated but she looks vaguely like a character I created when I was 12.
>>2247329sounds good to meexcept I will drawnothing pony
>>2247308Chrono Trigger, FF4/5/6, Mother3, Earthbound
>>2247329I forgot about MLPG for a few weeks, came back to >some cry and Hoppip trolling bronies and all sorts of goodness. Tolerance breaks are the best.
>>2247343You have excellent taste in RPGs
>>2247329>I did, buried myself in Minecraft autism for a week. There's worse things than death here.
>>2247335Oh and I forgot to mention Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time. This is important.
>>2247294You could always watch an episode again to get those juices flowing.
>>2247308TMNT 4Secret of ManaSuper Mario RPGBoF II + III + IVFinal Fantasy 1 + VII Black Box + VIII + Chronicles + OriginsMushashi / Saga Frontier comboLegend of ManaLunar CompleteAzure DreamsMedievil I + IIWild ArmsBrave Fencer MusashiLunarBoF4Medievil 1 & 2Mario RPGAnd what looks like a Mega Man X game but I might be wrongThe Legend of ZeldaTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (solely for nostalgia purposes)Super Mario Bros. I, II, and IIIFinal FantasyDouble DragonNinja GaidenPunch OutKirby's AdventureBubble BobbleGolden Sunsome of those are nes though
>>2247341Yes, keep drawing those pokymans
>>2247343>Earthbound.>getting called a golden chicken or some shit.I have no idea if I was being insulted, but knowing I pissed them off when I killed them was priceless.
"IS THERE ANY CHANCE I CAN GO TO A VA RECORDING"STRAIGHT TO LIBMANS FACEASDSFOHHO:DASDHO@ASIHOASHO@ASFHSFSDFSDSDFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK JESUS JESUS WEPTsfbnsd
>>2247364I tried but I just can't anymore, that wedding wrecked it.
>>2247308>GBAGolden Sun, Mega Man Zero.
Ponies is getting old, I just like hanging with you guys. You're funny.
>>2247308>GBAAdvance Wars 2 would be good.
>>2247199Draw more marker pony faggot
Hey GG, are you going to go back to updating your Ice Pack tumblr?
>>2247288EVERYTHINGJUST.DRAW.the act of drawing, or doodling, DOING ANYTHING. is indirect practice in itself. JUST DO SOMETHING
>>2247389Then maybe you should draw monsters
>>2247372That wedding left a bad taste in everyone's mouth. I would reccommend an episode you haven't watched in a long time like some season 1 episode like Over a Barrel.
>>2247389>>>ponychanJust let us survive the fucking hiatus man
orgasm triggered guillotine
>>2247389>Fan of the fandomWell, season is over so it's an understable reason
>>2247357You jelly of my fully automated solar panel factory? I bet I have enough for an HV panel and mass fabricator queued up right now.oh god something horrible has happened
>>2247389Well of course.
>>2247335Got em, thanks for the suggestions (TMNT too)>>2247343Good choices. I expected you to say Yoshi's Island>>2247365oh jesus. but thank you.>>2247375>>2247393On it!
>>2247389you sound like ponychan, exactly one year agoit's overthere is no refuge anymore
>>2247398well, its deeper than that. Completing pictures and doing focus peices on stuff you have trouble with is useful, guides are somewhat useful and getting passionate about finding good art is too
>>2247401You mean ugly and fat things
>>2247404I deleted all my episodes.
>>2247401You're going to have to be more specific since we are all monsters in the beholders eyes.>>2247408>>2247405I LOVE YOU TOO
>>2247413>oh jesuswhat's wrong anon? didn't like my suggestions?
>>2247411>Playing Feed the Beast
>>2247389Klondike, what.
>>2247423You're going to hurt her feelings, man.
>>2247426No I love them it was just BAM huge listGoin through it now, but arent some of those PS games?
morninganything interesting happen overnight?plushie's up to £200 now... I wish the bid increment was more than 50p
>>2247421Hey guys Klondike is coolor he would be if he finished his game
>>2247424They're all on youtube. 1080p even.
What do Chrysalis' farts smell like?
>>2247411Tried to give the general's server a go earlier today, got bounced back by whitelist. Should I just poke Seika if I can catch him online about getting added, or is there somewhere else I should leave a message?
>>2247395Give me a break, I just did yesterday
>>2247437Well, try as I might, she IS ugly and fat.2/10, would not bang.She shouldn't have crawled out just to show us how bad she looks.
>>2247442Oh yeah the game
>>2247448ichor
>>2247401>Little redheaded firecracker.>Fluffy blue mass of love.Huh, reminds me of something...
>>2247413harhar
>>2247213gastrophobia.com
>>2247440Nothing to report, Hipop.
>>2247440> £200>a quick counting laterOh shit Hoppip, if only the Lyra plushie sells like this, just imagine the others...
>>2247471Sorry couldnt resist. But I do appreciate the suggestions, thank you.
>>2247467Strong bad and Strong Sad?
>>2247467I think this reference is going over my head.
>>2247440Paheal got mad of your Plushie too.Paheal.
>>2247452PM Galatamon, he's the admin.So, ah, how 'bout them pones, eh?
>>2247440WORK ON YOUR TULPA
>>2247486How is that even
>>2247486what.
>>2247486u wot m8
>>2247437Hey now, don't let those nymphs get you down, you are going to attract a big, strong adventurer and he isn't going to know what to do once he get's a hold of you, girl.
>>2247486How does paheal even have a community?
>>2247483>>2247485swifferxtabasco3life
>>2247440It's pm now lass.
>>2247491>>2247492>>2247498http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/857802#search=My_Little_Pony
>>2247486Hahaha.
>>2247486Paheal has been filled with 14 year olds since 2010
>>2247454NOT ENOUGH
>>2247505>The_pony_named_Darkstar: Can't believe I'm saying this but, where the buck can U get these?! And I wonder if there is other ponies.>BuckRage status: off da chartz
>>2247503Oh yeah, huh.
>>2247503I still do not understand.
>>2247440so people gonna need more cooking gloves or something?what do you use it for?
>>2247524Then belong here you don't.
>>2247524Some of food ponies OC we had on /co/ don't know if we bring it to /mlp/
>>2247213chainsawsuit.com
>>2247513
>>2247213I really like http://hejibits.com/
>>2247530anything>>2247490later
>>2247534When in doubt, look at fluffy pony.We hide it, try to forget it...I thought you faggots hated the Swiffer idea...
what the fuck is this thread about
>>2247550I wonder how Lyra would feel about all this.
>>2247262>>2247473>>2247537>>2247540Thank you! Taking notes
>>2247490>hoppip>working on his tulpa
>>2247555i dunno, but ill draw stream in a bit if you all want
>>2247573>not having a pony tulpaMy Twilight Sparkle tulpa is very displeased with you.
>>2247555WHY PRETTY PONIES OF COURSE
LyraBon, LyraBon, Alone in the world is a little LyraBon.
>>2247425>You're going to have to be more specific since we are all monsters in the beholders eyes.Anything will do
>>2247573I'm a bit of a hypocrite because I haven't started yetBut starting and then procrastinating is even worse for the process
>>2247523Been awhile, hasn't it?Not like she had any say in the matter.;~;
>>2247581>implying I don't have a tulpa
>>2247580that could be interesting.>>2247583I don't see too many pics in here..
>>2247590What.
>>2247587>B-barkFUCKhow many times do i have to be reminded of that fic. now even by a GG pic. FUCK.
>>2247584Is Bon Bon coming out of Lyra's butt? Is Lyra a plushie?
>>2247584It took me entirely too long to process what I was seeing.
>>2247584I love that picture.That look on their faces.
>>2247596Exactly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=M3fkZeWsyvo
>>2247584But how do they go to the bathroom?
Anonymous pls
>>2247615That's disgusting, anon
>>2247573>>2247588>>2247581I enjoy drawing her more than I do working on her
>>2247596I think Swiffer Pone was a mute.
>>2247616No.
>>2247621Then draw her WITH YOUR MIND
>>2247611I hate weed music.
>>2247634People should really draw more straight-haired Pinkie
>>2247626Okay, i'll bite. What happened to AB?
>>2247488Thanks.
>>2247621It's not supposed to be fun, silly girl.
>>2247621Well duh, sitting and talking to nothing for 30 hours, then talking to something vague for another 30 isn't quite interesting
>>2247641We're not supposed to talk about it
>>2247639Where were you dueing Party of One?People would not shut the fuck up about straight haired Pinkie.
>>2247621Will you make a fuckable plushie of your tulpa?
>>2247641Shut up you piece of shit
>>2247641Some cried.AB died.
>>2247639>People should really draw more straight-haired PinkieNah
>>2247653No cumon tell me, I want to know.
>>2247641I'm not going to say anything.
>>2247641Nothing.Carry on normally.
>>2247657>he doesn't know what a tulpa is!
>>2247656But it's a dead thing, man.
>>2247621You should draw Tabasco Pony alone and forgotten in a dusty cabinet Anon once owned before he was evicted.
>>2247639I used to, but then it became pretty much synonymous with "Pinkie is a serial killer", so I stopped.
>>2247665I can't tell you______
>>2247665
>>2247677There are so many things people here don't do anymore because of what retards do elsewhere.
>>2247601What fic are we talking about? I thought this was from some manga.No, you don't understand!
>>2247639There's plenty, it's just mostly grimderp.
>>2247684http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/981
>>2247660>>2247662>>2247666>>2247668No, fucking tell me you fucking shits, I can't be on this general all day and I want to know.
>>2247681Oh. well that is kind of funny.
>>2247683It's not entirely elsewhere.I mean, I can't draw Lyra anymore because all people associate with her is the human thing, and that's done plenty here.
>>2247697Shut the fuck up and leave right now faggot
>>2247686Some of that grimderp stuff is really cool though.>Tries to post a really cool pic.>Ponibooru's down.Oh well.
For the last three days, I've been having strange fantasies involving one of the ponies...I don't usually think about ponies that way...Are you interested in how it goes, or should I just keep it to myself?It might make a decent fic if someone wrote it
>>2247704Though really, if you drew her more often not relating to the human thing the association would be less strong.
>>2247697>>>2247681also>>2247707
>>2247718Of course I'm interested, how does it go?
>>2247718Might as well.
>>2247723No, because all people do is bring it up. It's surprising how much people will be defensive of their fanon, even here.
>tfw shooting star.What should I wish MLPG?
>>2247749Wish for a girl like Twilight.I would.
meanwhile, in /vp/...>>>/vp/9394149
>>2247749Wish to finally be able to leave mlpg
>>2247723It's like Derpy. Who still portrays or sees her as anything other than a bumbling klutz? The association has long been cemented now.
>>2247749Wish for a bigger dick.
>>2247718sure
>>2247744>It's surprising how much people will be defensive of their fanon, even hereNot for me but okay.
>>2247770IS IT ATRYL TIME? He made a gummy Pinkie, I'm sure our gummypinkie.png buddy will like it
>>2247761Well, I do in some ways. Just not openly.
>>2247732>>2247739Okay then.You are at Carousel Boutique with Rarity, and you are standing on one of those little podiums because he is making a suit for you. Umm, you are a human, not a pony by the way. So she is taking your measurements, but because you are taller, she has to stand on her hindlegs and brush up to you and lean on you. And maybe because of that, maybe just spontaneusly, you get a boner. That's not that bad, but then she ask you to remove your pants so she can take proper measurements. You know, they do that in real life too, when you are only in a shirt and underwear. So you do, but your boner is right there in your boxers, and she can't help but notice it. She tres to act like she didn't notice and it's not there, but can't really tear her eyes off of it while she takes your waist size and whatnot. Of course this is very embarassing until you saw that when she turns around to write them down, that not only her face is blushing, and she is aroused under her tail... And from that point, it can be either Rarity hitting on you, or you on Rarity, or both of you.Well, that's it.
>>2247770I'm seeing double! Shoot them both!
>>2247770I'd keep her company. If only she'd let me.
I wrote that bitch some fanfiction.Friendoffs love fanfiction.
I want to play trombone in space
>>2247787That would make a nice fic or erp session
So any of you morning niggas want a stream then?
>>2247806I want to pone in space
>>2247801Friendoffmore like flop-off, what a waste of time.
>>2247806But there is no sound in space
LOL
>>2247782The whole fandom seems to have moved from liking new things, to just wanting to see the same old things.And it makes it kind of boring to try and draw for that.
>>2247811Which pony would you want to take to space?
>>2247817And the joke is?
>>2247817i guess she made ittara strong
>>2247817WHERE IS THE JOKE
>>2247817It's a reference
>>2247817Fuckley of MLP?
>>2247824My sides.
>>2247819this one
>>2247817>>2247828What.
>>2247790Its a trap
scootaloo.com
>>2247824You have a future in comedy.
>>2247832It does look like a back mirror.
>>2247831I'm pretty sure that 'honor' belongs to toxic-mario and his 'amazing' backgrounds
Would you hug AJ's strong, bristly neck?
>>2247841What's with all these blinky lights?
>>2247852Why the hell wouldn't I.
>>2247832>improper use of unfthose crazy furfags!
>>2247852But she is smelly
>>2247852If she'd let me.
>>2247857Your social anxieties.
>>2247858>improper What?
>>2247866Oh shit, yeah.
>>2247852
>>2247876Goddamn real horses are ugly.
it's been more than a month since the last time i woke up with a pone song playing in my headi think i'm almost out guys
>>2247886Don't leave me nigga
>>2247876Would you have a pony waifu if they had the same personalites but look like this?
>>2247890>implying you'd miss me
>>2247832I'm not even into anthroSo why do I have a boner right now
>>2247891fuckthat
>>2247893You always gave sun to my mornings
>>2247894it's a lovely ideait'd work better with proper ponies, but still, it's a lovely idea
>>2247891Yes. I'd move into the country.
>>2247894because you're a faggot
>>2247898You guys must admit, his drawings and colorings are really cool for something drawn in 30 minutes
>>2247903>implying I'm a twifag
>>2247894Collar, chains, horn ring, questionable, and demons, also that dripping goo.
>>2247817Ultimate battle.Veggie vs ToxicMarioWho would win?
>>2247910No matter who wins, humanity loses.
>>2247910>implying they won't unite and form B^U
>>2247910There's no comparison though, some of Veggie's stuff is nice. All Toxic Mario's works are awful.
>>2247903we screencap thread now
>>2247920
>>2247920>>2247926
>>2247910They combine and supplant BvU for horribleness.Or did they already do that?
>>2247928I don't understand that one.
>>2247891real horses are pretty huggable
>>2247928What the fuck is this?
>>2247832>>2247770That time again?
>>2247931That was from last night.
>>2247931>>2247933It's just something from last night
>>2247932Why would you hug a disgusting animal?
In Ticket Master, AJ stays behind ALONE to wait for Spike at the end of the episode. She's hesitating her ticket above her hat with golden magic.AJ confirmed secret witch.
>>2247941Anonymous you aren't that bad.
>>2247912It's kind of like Schrodinger's cat. No matter of outcome no one would give a single fuck. So outcome can be any.>>2247916>>2247929It's_not_even_my_final_form.png>>2247917Yeah I guess Veggie's stuff looks better than Toxic's. Yet... jokes in both of their stuff oh god.
Screencaps you say?
damnit i was busy browsing TF2 r34but ok
>>2247946Is that glitter glue?Who knew he had it in him.
>all of these screencapsI've seen them all before I think I was in one of them.Too much time spent here.
http://swfpony.tumblr.com/post/24056089246/more-full-viewapplebewm_commish.png
>everyone has already forgotten about changelingbro
>>2247942>talking about the show instead of the fandom brony pls go
>>2247948HAHAHAHH, WHAT?
>>2247977Because it was shit and had no lasting appeal.
>>2247942...in what?
>>2247948
>>2247985you shut your whore mouth
>>2247587I am the little goblin.
>>2247989>>2247982Do you even watch the Generals?
>>2247985It could have had some great moments, but it wasn't really used or explored.The setup gives way to a lot of funny shenanigans
>>2247942It's a Twilight's magic spell you dodo
>>2247997I always miss out on the good parts.Always.
>>2247977What? Changelingbro is a pretty cool guy. eh flies around Canterlot and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>2247986episode 3
pretty wings
>>2248002>goldenProbably enchanted by Celestia.
>>2247948Wasn't that smile?
>>2248003Yeah, your timezone sucks. Story is, anon linked a pic to Ponibooru and the other anon it was Smile opened it with his boss around but he was really ok with that picture.I want a boss like that.
>>2248011>magic ticketsWhat kind of magical fairy land do you think this is?
>>2248022Oh shit, and right on schedule, too.
>Equalia
This is the best screencap of all time...
>>2248007Casual talk. We have mane6 renamed we should have all episodes renamed as well! Hohohooo hiatus autism is spreading. I'm really sorry.
>>2248032
>>2248020There is a tumblr doing that scenario now isn't there.
>>2248033Dayum.
>>2248046Yeah but we didn't even get to rape celestia.SO lame.
>>2248050What was it called again?
>>2248057http://mylittledungeon.tumblr.com/
>>2248068Thank you.
>>2248063/co/'s screencaps are best screencaps
>>2247992>I am the little goblin.then what are you doing hanging around ponies
time for a classic
>>2248059that one was funwe should do more with the idea of cute little tribal pones
>>2248078True
>>2248086>MLPG anthem>not this
>>2248090But we do shitty fanfics and tons of porn we are the bronies
>>2248090>legally changing your middle nameu wot m8
>>2248092Yep
>>2248094FROM NOW ON WE'LL CALL YOU RAINBOW DASH!
>>2248094That one Flutterfag
>>2248094There was a guy in Finland iirc who added "Rainbow Dash" to his name.
>>2248080>implying this is why she is last place at vote of favorite ponedat fate
>>2248101That thread should be on Ponychan's archive but I really don't want to dig.
FUCKING PONIBOORU
>>2248094Kim Fluttershy Dykas.Why the fuck do I still remember that fucking name?
>>2248105AJ always comes in last in those polls because this fandom is stupid for not realizing that TS is worst horse
>>2248101There was also other guy who not just changed his middle name to Fluttershy (Kim Fluttershy Dykas or some shit) but also lied about his father dying to Breivik for attention.
>http://swfpony.tumblr.com/post/24059797266/i-think-that-someone-might-misunderstood-myUnf
Let us ponk.
>>2248118More panki
>>2248113hes the guy that lied about his father dying in the oslo bombing. then got easily sussed because he used his real name as his trip
>>2248118PONK IS A VERY 4TH-BEST POEN
>>2248122> then got easily sussed because he used his real name as his tripHahahahahahahah jesus christ
>>2247948anyone got this pic? ponibooru is dow for me
>>2248117I was just fucking looking at that.
>>2248122you cannot be seriousiwhat
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/06/ponychan-brony-changes-his-legal-name.html
>>2248124then he issued an apology and they allinstantlyforgave him. they actually blamed us a bit for making a spectacle out of it
>>2248123Naw, nigga, fuck your ranking!
>>2248122Still..I don't think I've heard about him more than a couple of times, but I still knew that name instantly.
>>2248130hey, i remember posting the thread there about the list of the casualties. no dykas. they STILL didnt believe it for a while.he even got a post on EqD, which they never apologized for
>>2248120Here is penka
>>2248133
>>2248132http://www.ponychan.net/chan/arch/res/2496944.htmlPFFFFTTTT
>>2248132>The banner is Rarity in striped socks that go up to her assYou guys -do- know that that is an implicitly sexual thing right?
>>2248138AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2248139dyou guys seriously not remember this? Am i now old in this thread?
BE HONEST How many of you are real horses?
What about the guy who claimed he was married to Rainbow Dash?
>>2248140HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2248079Tsundere as fuck
>>2248148You are not alone, man
>>2248148I completely forgot about it.
>>2248149lñljk afsafs lhnk
>>2248154feels weird man. I only joined january last year
>>2248153>getting raped>tsundere
>>2248150>that steam profile
>>2248148I remembered, so I didn't post.
>>2248161Glad you understand
>www.derpyhoovesnews.com/lauren-faust-help-the-bronycon-documentary/faustyou're off the showwhat are you doing
>>2248132>eqd>terrible banner>fuck long winded shitstain phoe post with SA>nyx on the drawfriend>awful comicsI'm so glad I don't go there.
>>2248172she cant fucking help herself
>>2248172Milking this brony cow for all its worth
>>2248140DING DONG BANNU HOPPIPNO INSULT GRORIOUS PONYCHAN MODDERATU
>>2248172WE'VE GOT HAVE MONEY...
>>2248140
>>2248172>Our new goal is $200,000.Woah, woah, woah.
>>2248187>inb4 new show animation/voice work made just for the documentary
>>2248187>and please stop sending cheques with love notes to faust spelled with dried cum.
>>2248187Why the fuck is this happening?This is awful.
>>2248195
>>2248203
how about hugs
BRUSH
>>2248172she could have been sick of hanging out with pone though, but why
you all faggots and yo know it
>>2248209God that's such an awful drawing.
>>2248208Too fat, wouldn't hug.
>>2248208I do love me some hugs.>>2248209Man Colgate would hate me I'm terrible at regularly brushing my teeth.
>>2248208That looks like an unbelievably pleasant situation to be in.
>>2248208But then all her mucky fat would be rubbing against me.I would just rather hug the pony only.
>>2248208>Gilou ponoeOh my
Why the hell is cadance and shiny arm stuff such a boner kill?
I wonder how big the shitstorm would have been if it was a Luaren Faust plushie instead
>>2248208Eww.
>>2248208hugs are good
>>2248223imagine all the cocks
>>2248223If only.
>>2248223I think someone would literally try to kill Hoppip.
>tfw one of the CMC's VA is going to be murdered by a brony.
>>2248237I think they tried to do that.
>>2248223>It's revealed on a big screen at Bronycon>Right behind Faust during her panel
>>2248238I don't generally care about celebrity deaths, but if Michelle died I'd be pretty upset.>>2248239Impotently fishing for dox isn't the same as attempted murder
>>2248241PFFFHAHAHAHAHA
>>2248238you forgot the rape part
>>2248245I thought of it but in most cases it does not happen, just some crazy fucker kills and runs.
>>2248241
>>2248252What kind of reaction isthat?
>>2248241>life sized fausticorn sex doll rises out of the floor behind a smokescreen
>>2248238>One of the CMCs VAs get a boyfriend>death threats everywhere
>>2248210this is what i don't get. she was unhappy and left the show, and now she's moved on to other things (allegedly). so why is she going back to it now?>$$$$$$$ohright
>>2248238white marshmallow?
>>2248216>>2248219>>2248224
>>2248254
>>2248254soper morio soxto fo
>>2248256>personally signed by L. Faust herself>"The auction starts at $10,000!"
>>2248258
>>2248256>dripping baddragon cum lube out of its futa cock>one is offered for free for Faust as a thank you for the show they could make porn of
Guys, I'm crying right now. Just looking at his picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Ross's sense of proportion. I've lost interest in all girls, besides those he draws. Girls who are considered "hot" by the general male population don't cut it for me anymore. Enormous fat-asses, fucked up mimes, and strange aliens really are all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with these things. If only they knew I existed in this life, if only they knew my deep profound love for them. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at Ross's art. I'll never be with them, but I'll continue to love those fucked up globs of meat until the day I die.
>>2248261It's just extra uguu hanging off of her, that's all
>>2248260Probably, or AB.
>>2248264>With a fleshlight modeled after Faust's vagina>"BREAKING NEWS: Pony sex doll sells for billions of dollars, world's youngest billionaire"
>>2248272
>>2248269>Sweaty bronies surround her and slowly help her to her knees while she stammers>"w-wait-...">bring up the doll slowly, looming behind her
>>2248264>>2248279I would hope /co/ would join me in an Oceans 11 style heist of such a treasure.
>>2248264>"At $ 25,000 we'll include panties worn by Lauren Faust herself!"
>>2248261'kinda' fat as in grossly overweight.
>>2248261How is it that chubby monster girl can be that cute. That chubby monster girl can't possibly be that cute.
>>2248284Sign me up!
>>2248286>"SOLD IN $1,352,873 TO THAT GUY IN DERPY'S FURSUIT"
>>2248272> some cryspeaking of - may I know what is the resolution regarding AB status?
>>2248284OKAY BUT I GET TO BE DON CHEADLE
>>2248296He left and will never come back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb_Gpqoc1wQ&feature=g-all-uopinions?
>>2248286>zuckerberg emerges from the back of the room disguised as darth arthas>offers his jew gold for the doll faust included
>>2248296>Were working on taking a camera to his jail>We are going to film: AB cry
>>2248304Cool!
>>2248307Honestly it wasn't as bad as I was expecting.
>>2248284>"Who do we have">A few artists>Some smutty fanfiction writers>A team of wisecracking cunts with a heart of gold
>>2248310>your face when this is hidden bonus footage on the brony documentary DVD
>>2248308Would you keep Lauren Faust as your sex slave?
>>2248268
>>2248320I would her so no unless she's an alicorn
>>2248318I would consider a donation
>>2248307I liked the part with the ponies
>>2248321>>2248268i don't get it
>>2248307It looks silly and fun
>>2248320the pony version?Fuck yes. Alicorns look so great with cum dripping down their horn
>>2248327Angry nippons destroying works in which their waifus got canon boyfriends.At least that's the first one; I'm not familiar with the story of the second one.
>>2248327Spurned otakus destroy seiyuu material after one gets a boyfriend.
>>2248323She is installed inside the doll.
Oh God bronycon.Must be only a few weeks now.
>>2248333I prefer them with their wings and of course rest of their body restrained in a fancy fashion.
>>2248335what's a seiyuu, i don't speak sushi
>>2248341When is it?
>>2248334http://www.joystiq.com/2009/04/08/japanese-gamer-breaks-disc-and-burns-magazine-article-over-vespe/
>>2248341Ugly even in human form. So shitty.
>>2248341E3 IS NEXT WEEK but it'll probably suck
>>2248345It's moonspeak for voice actor or whatever, I don't actually know myself.
>>2248345Voice actress.
>>2248354>implying you be excited when they show the trailer for SSB4
>>2248354I just want it to be over already so I can get my Mechwarrior Online invite.
>>2248349Oh my, that is adorable.
>>2248349>hourglass swamp monsterin before gillou and PB crew beach episode>there's a actual whale monster sunbathing on the beach
>>2248327massive waifufag getting mad about her having boy friend. seriously, I'm always disgusted their thought that this is my waifu.
>>2248349is that thing supposed to be a r63 humanized Toothless?
>>2248349GGGG pleaseare you in cahoots with ross to give me a fetish for fatties?because it's working
>>2248349Stop it GG fat girls are supposed to be gross not sexy and cute.
>>2248307'agent 47'people with down's syndrome have a total of 47 autosomesthink about it
>>2248369no she's just some fat gross bog monster
>>2248369Oh fuck sake.
>>2248367What would you do if your waifu got a boyfriend?
>>2248364LK you magnificent bastardHELP ME
>>2248381what does he smell like?
>>2248378What?
>>2248378>assassin who uses retard strength to kill his targets>Whas yo name crakuh>NAMES AH FO FRENS>...WILL U BE MUH FREN
>>2248381I would continue watching the show and not give a fuck
>>2248349Why can't she be like this all the time?
>>2248370In my headcanon GG has experienced every fetish at least once It makes him just more effective in getting into our heads and performing fetish inception
>>2248381I don't actually have a waifu but rarity already kinda hat two and I don't give a shit so, hmm.
>>2248379>Tiny bit of areola poking out of towelDamn it GG you've found my one weakness.
>the secret in the LK questI didn't want to sleep today anyway
>>2248349I don't actually care about her weight. She just looks as if she's covered in shit and smells like rotten fish.
>>2248383what?
>>2248381Imagine threesomes between us
So the friendoff is almost over?How long until we can see who did what?
>>2248397What was it?
>>2248397>If he actually starts using the sound effects.He has a whole week to prepare for the next quest. I'm frightened for my life.
Have you acquired some mind-controlled mares today?
>>2248406But this was a very subtle one, and that just made it all the more terrifying.
>>2248349>>2248369AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>2248408Yes I have and I'm not sharing
>>2248408I wonder how many boners were achieved during this sceneI know I did
>>2248409>huge areolasJust when I was started to get attracted to her. Oh well, I still have greentsundere
How will Faust be able to redeem herself after this?
>>2248381it's fiction and not necessary to be obsessed with having waifu. I'd rather not touch it.
>>2248343we can have both! I think it's best with both. Nothing like taking a goddess and degrading her
>>2248427Good afternoon taw
>>2248408I wish, Sparkler, I wish.
>>2248423by coming back to the show for s4
>>2248412brb, checking through logs 1 and 2 for secrets
>>2248409>It's okay guys I'm not turning into Ross or anything
>>2248429you too, anon
>>2248403nobody actually finished anything, did they
>>2248435GG's shit isn't disgusting and he doesn't have Ross' attitude
Who's that girl?
>>2248442IT'S PIKACHU
>>2248434Make sure to tell ANYTHING suspicious.Or even if you find nothing.
>>2248423By drawing porn for you guys I suppose.
>>2248442PIKACHU
>>2248409>big areolasStop it man! I'm still recovering from the lamias
>>2248439I did!
>>2248439I did last week
>>2248439All the writer's finished theirsBut it's in greentext formatThe artists just drew some circles
>>2248435gg actually knows how to make things look sexually appealing though. Even the fat chicks.Even Crackle.
i just want a little pony to eat my penisis it so much to ask
>>2248453>>2248449wut
>>2248449>>2248453
>>2248466Lyra you are so beautiful.I want to hug you.
>>2248468#Fuckablelyra
>>2248466Lyra...
MLPG, have you ever tried goose-steppingthat shit is fucking difficult
>>2248463>>2248466Really?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxkIBEw_K1c
>>2248457thats actually pretty believable
>>2248462make your penis tasty to ponyproblem solved
>>2248471Yes..
>>2248468
>Highest payer towards the kickstarter gets a dinner date with De Lancie, Faust, and Tara>We start a kickstarter to give the money to GG to win the date>He winsWhat happens?
>>2248475I've already seen tiara'sit wasn't entirely awful.
Oh shit
>>2248397>>2248406>>2248412What the hell are you talking about?
>>2248474The last thing I would have thought.I was singing
>>2248481Bon Bon you are pretty and all, and I can give you a hug too, but I just want to huggle and cuddle Lyra so much.
>>2248481I would hug both of you
>>2248488OH FOR GOODNESS SAKE!
>>2248488ha ha you can't fool me ;_;
>>2248476what does pony want to eat
>>2248488aw fuck, brb 4chanX is buggi- OH WAIT I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
>>2248488COME ON
>>2248390Because then you have a reason to look forward to summer
>>2248488NOOOOOOOOOOOIT WILL NEVER NOT BE TOO SOON
>>2248481My arms are wider than both of you, BonBon. That's not going to stop me.
>>2248474>not knowing pikachu's figure
>>2248488That was mean
>>2248488Ouch, Anon.
>>2248500>not looking forward to Gillou any time
>>2248496APPLES
>>2248475http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEISyOcvEvc
>>2248489See it for yourself.>>2238511
>>2248509how to get penis taste like apples
>>2248500But it's already summer and she is still fat as fuck.
>>2248500I don't like Summer. Personally, I'd rather snuggle up with her in the dead of Winter, when she's all big and cuddly.
>>2248511i want to hug billy west
>>2248495
>>2248515Apple Pie
>>2248489>>2248513>>2248397Thread is now logged.Log 3: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Boat%20Quest/Log%203.7z HE̢L̷̡P̵ ̷͢M̡È̸́͢H̸̶E͏̸̵l̢P ҉̧ m̡E҉͞P̀̀L̶͟͡e̶͏̴E͟à̸͝S̷E͜͢͠Hé̸͜l̕͟P̀̕ ̴͡M̶E̸͝
>>2248495I don't go to /a/>>2248523I don't go to /v/ or /vg/
>>2248515FUCK AN APPLE
>>2248515acquire applemake a hole in appleput penis in applehold it there for a minutepull it out of appletime to pony
BUY SOME APPLES
>>2248451nothingat least nothing that i can telli'm not very observant with these things but i want to help and possibly shit my pants again
>>2248538>in that voiceHow did you do this?
>>2248530so, you do go to /co/?you fucking traitor! they abandoned us to this horrid piss oceanit's their fault so many of us have perished to the urine
>>2248523Why did I mouse over that?
FUCK
>>2248535>>2248531>>2248527>>2248515>>2248509>>2248496>>2248476>>2248462damn it why am i laughing so hard
>>2248546Doing it.
>>2248548Because you thought it was a real spoiler box
>>2248554I don't think I did though.
>>2248549Buttersafe is fucking genius.It can hit you in the mind like a brick sometimes.
>>2248549Hate it when that happens
Which pony is best at fellatio?
>>2248560The one with the mouth
>>2248560Twilight.Enthusiastic sloppy blowjobs are best blowjobs.
>New Hitman Absolution CGI trailerGoodbye, 47. They want you to be an action hero.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrdPNEhEMFMBang ...
>>2248560Pinkie, have you sen that fucking tongue?
>>2248543Next week...With audio...This started out like simple archeologist quest with a pretty mare, but it's already turning into a thriller.
>>2248560Rainbow Dash
>>2248567I dunno, there's something to be said for the firm, sure motions of an expert.
>>2248570I'm not sure whether to fap or be sad, and that's just the picture, not the nuns or dat sexy scarred backWhat the fuck became of me and hitman?
>>2248547Y-You...you t-take that back! Only the loud minority of /co/ hats us, the other guys don't give a fuck.It's all /b/'s fault for spreading it all over 4chan
>>2248573Can I save those audio files via Save Page As?
odds fapevens vidyadubz horse
>>2248570>poles
>>2248558It's great, I'm dying over here
>>2248573i am pretty fucking excitedi didn't think i would have something to look forward to this summer
>>2248590that was a great thread
>>2248597>i didn't think i would have something to look forward to this summerThe Avengers and TDKR aren't enough?
>>2248584The audio is embedded in the images so I THINK you can? Don't quote me on that though.
because you want to ponysex
This thread seems better than most
>>2248609They've been a bit better now that we have things to talk about.Even if they're terrible things.
>>2248604I use DownThemAll! for the images.
>>2248595Told you to check it out, not without a reason.
Can't believe I missed that Renne Quest.That secret.
>>2248603>TDKRmy boner cannot, and will not be containedi was talking about pone-related stuff though
Don't hit on him, silly, confused Spike
>>2248620That dragon looks nice
>>2248620http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSLlZh9yelk
>>2248620
Was it AB that was doing the picture of shota Spike on a bean bag?
>>2248620That doesn't look too bad, even though it's fat shit.It must be because it's not a human.
>>2248609>>2248620It's as if he was waiting
>>2248590>just 2 bits a rideI intended to use that "You must be stopped!""I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave" one, just can't find it.
>>2248615Oh then yeah, so long as you get the images themselves and not the thumbnails.
>>2248619Oh okay.
>>2248618HELP ME
>>2248636GODDAMN IT
>>2247195That's futa.
>>2248639Ballin.
>>2248637>that feel...I'm a monster
Thread's too slow
>>2248659No u
>>2248650There's no tits or vagina, denial-anon.It's okay, you can still fap to it. You know it's sexy either way.
>Would you fuck a futa pony in the pussy right bellow the ballsack>Fucking her doggy style as her testicles touch with yours
>>2248665WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GREENTEXT THAT
>>2248408Sparkler is that you?I heard you wrote a Littlepip rapefic once, do you a link handy?I need it for science
>>2248656I'm awfully familiar with this feeling.
>>2248671Haha "wrote"
>>2248663Of course it's sexy, but here's the colored version.http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7480020/
So MLPG, How do you fap to ponies?What pony is your favorite for sexual fantasies?[VGCY][VGW]
Guys, I like ponae.What do?
>>2248680continue liking
>>2248676>You are not allowed to view this imageCockblocked by furries. Unbelievable.
>>2248677I don't fap to them.I don't have those.
>>2248680
>>2248680It took you this long, mang?
>>2248671Oh, it'ssomewhere.Best let the dead lay buried.
>>2248676>You are not allowed to view this image.Fuck you, furfags
>>2248694You spent more time talking about writing it, and more words, than you did actually writing it.Man you were such a whiny bitch it was cute.
ALL WE EVER WANT IS INDECISION
>>2248704NO WE DON'T
>>2248677[VGN] [VGS]
>>2248696>>2248685You don't say?It "is" porn after all..
>>2248699I know right. It was horrible.Strange how you can lose such total motivation after the first thirty pages.
>>2248716I want to greentext about >tfw you have your pony bound and gagged, but you just can't bring yourself to do anymore than cuddle but you're actually right.
waitwe're still here?
>>2248685>>2248696>>2248713http://e621.net/post/show/197064/2012-anal_beads-anus-balls-crossgender-cum-cumshot
>>2248712[VGTA][VGS] [VGTG]
>>2248737It's fucking nothing!
>>2248712How did you get that first tag to not try and play a sound?
>>2248737I would take Rainbow Blitz's load on my face.
>>2248750I like it.
>>2248699Sparkler IS cute. I'd love to tie him up, lock him in my basement, and cover him in semen until he broke.
>>2248761It's okay.
>>2248756Spoiler tags between the brackets with nothing in them.
>>2248763I had that idea months ago.
>>2248716So wait, how much of it did you actually write? Why did you give up after all that work?
>>2248627>that dragonhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71Lu9MsQ1yM
>>2248758>that feelI just want to let all the main six fuck me raw until they're sated and I'm gasping and panting and almost drowning in their seed.
>>2248758>blitzPoor naive anon.
>>2248763Careful, a man might get what he wishes for.
>Bronycon documentary releases on DVD/Blueray>They ask critics to review>They all call it shit/2% on Rotten Tomatoes>Bronies flip out and never realize how fucking stupid the piece of shit is
>>2248789Oh, I hope I do.Don't worry, I'd treat you well~
>tfw you fall asleep while taking a dump
>>2248820
Hi!
>>2248737I love genderswapped ponies. They seem to enjoy their orgasms so much.
>>2248828Good day, panka
>>2248780
I wish I didn't have to go to work... I was listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kv3mMK7EP8 and want to draw my OT3 (Dash, Pinkie, Twi) ponies in the Haruhi bunny outfits now...I guess I'll be back on tonight.
>>2248830Good day, anon, how is it going?
>>2248836Looking forward to it!
>>2248836Twilight would look cute in that witch outfit of Yuki's
>>2248848Bored.
>>2248836>my OT3 (Dash, Pinkie, Twi)Can I marry you?
+>>2248848Great.
>>2248848Reading through Renne QuestShit's gettin' real
>>2248829I'll bet you enjoy them more.
>>2248856I was thinking the exact same thing... God, I shipped Yuki and Kyon so much. I still do.... I'm never going to see that damn series end, am I...
>>2248848You're not real.YOU'LL NEVER BE REAL
>>2248802>Bronycon documentaryapparently, it will never come up to level as discovery channel and history channel
>>2248865> +How did that happen
>>2248874But I am, silly billy, just look deep inside you
>>2248780You call that a dragon?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFxG8qS2OoESean Connery will never be a dragon again
>>2248856I actually have just enough time to draw that... maybe...
>>2248871I shipped them so fucking hard after the DoHS.I really hope we get to see it end. Haruhi would throw such a bitch fit if Kyon got interested in Yuki.
>>2248889I just did, and I've seen only shit. Are you shit? I'm pretty sure you aren't shit.
>>2248889oh god that face
>>2248889>>2248903
>>2248889What about the rest?
>>2248897Oh man. I won't tell you to stay up cause I know how much of a bitch being tired is, but I would love to see that.
How does it feel to have a niggamoment?
>>2248887I'm guessing you got a connecting to 4chan error or otherwise cleared the text field with backspace, missed and hit + for some reason and then quoted over that.
>>2248889I CAN'T SEE INSIDE ME!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>You will never watch BCS fapping to her own art
derpy is a very sexual pony
>>2248928THERE'S A SKELETON INSIDE YOU
>>2248921It's like being so mad you devolve a million years in an instant for about sixty seconds.
>>2248945
>>2248939
>>2248952THAT'S SILLY!
>>2248952No Derpy give me my scarf back. It's fucking cold outside and you have fur and a mane.
>>2248897BCS, did you ever get around to trying your hand at that guard orgy pic?
>>2248966>It's fucking cold outsideI shiggy diggy doggy dog world
>>2248919Ha ... ha ... I leave for my job in, like, 45 minutes or so. I haven't slept in about 22 hours.>>animation schedules
>>2248836this... kind of cuteWill you revise it later?
>>2248974Buy some speed or crack.
>>2248869That wouldn't be very sporting of me, would it? Gotta make sure they love it
In 1 to pone, how ded are we
>>2248930Feels good man
>>2249012Nigger
>>22490126we should talk about pornpornpornpornpornpornpornpornpornpornpornpornpornpornpornpornpornpornpornpornpornpornpornpornpornpornpornpornporn
>>2249012
>>22490121/pone
It's ok guys. Sparks is here to save the general.
>>2249022We flaccid
>>2249049No. It's high time we died already.
Rarity is a slut.
>>2249060My table is prepared
>>2249057Well fine. It's not like I wanted to talk to you guys about pone or anything.I'm super busy with friendoff stuff anyway. I'm a real important guy.
>>2249060NO
Well, this is simple...EVERY LURKER MUST POST A PIC OF HIS FAVORITE PONAE, NOW!
>>2249069(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
>>2249049Who?
>>2249060GET OFF THE FUCKING TABLE
>>2249084Nigga what did you do!?
>>2248896I do call him a dragon. Also, weird /co/ related crush. Seriously, fat and prissy, I'll take it.
>>2249083Yo.
>>2249083That's EASY
Twily
>>2249083I'LL POST YOURS!
Who wants to talk about >rape? That used to be super popular.
>>2249083
>>2249116Which pony would you rape the most?
>>2249095Ross please kill yourself
>>2249060
>>2249135Every time.
>>2249128These days, I'm actually more inclined to get absorbed by Chrysalis into the changeling hive.Call it crazy, but that stuff has always been a turn-on since Starcraft 1's Zerg campaign.
>>2249150What kind of reaction is that?
>>2249171That goddamn face.
>>2249173HAHAHAHA
>>2249173Get that slut a couch
>>2249168I could be wrong but I think it's spiderman
>>2249173Heehee.
Twilight - 3RD - 1Rarity - 4PP - 4You guys aren't so bad after all
>>2249173Hahahahaha
>>2249168
>>2249173That's our Weaver!>Ba-dum-tish>Box laughter
>>2249173I can't read
>>224917310/10
And I'm off to work soon, sadly.
>>2249171When the fuck did that face appear in the show anyway? It's so horrible.
>>2249168>>2249188
>>2249190>no AJFucking lurker scum
>>2249190That's pretty shit in my opinion.
>>2249173I want to stalk you GG for being so genious
>>2249207That nigga got swag
>>2249212Hey, they aren't all bad.>no Fluttershy
>>2249204Bwoah, sweet drawing program
>>2249194>Not panoramic
>>2249204Oh wow
ded weI don't mind
># of bids 74>Current bid USD $322.06Loadsamoney
>>2249204Oh man that is awesome.What program is that?
>>2249253Hahahaha
>>2249253There goes my plans for a new banana holder
>>2249253Amazing how a simple butt pouch can double the usual final going price in only a few days
>>2249256>Didn't look at the window barWell I'm stupid.To be fair I've been up for almost as long as BCS but whatever
>>2249228If you insist.
>>2249273Hahahaha <3
>>2249201I'm suddenly imagining Ross and GG starring in their own sitcom. They're the original Odd Couple!
So, Wilson dies...
>>2249278Nah, wouldn't work. The standard dynamic requires the two actually like each other in some way or another.
>>2249173I'm not familiar with that song.
>>2249285Oh, thanks, asshole. I hope you step on a nail.
>>2249285From what, Angel?
>>2249285What?
>>2249294But they do like each other, behind all the bravado and dunking.
>>2249285Castaway is a great movie
>>2249253I wouldn't even use the extra functions if I had that.
>>2249285It's sad
>>2249285The fuck man?
>>2249253How pathetic do you have to be to pay $322 for a fucking doll to fuck. Seriously, if you want it that badly, cut open a big plushie or teddy bear with some scissors, put on a condom and go at it if masturbation somehow isn't enough. I'm glad I'm an artist so I can just draw what I imagine rather than have some shitty doll do it for me.
>>2249253>>2249253>>2249253Confess, MLPG, who would buy it if it was your waifu?More than that, let's say the bonus is that ponygina fleshlight from BadDragon.
>>2249285Who's Wilson?
>>2249269Maybe the novelty has added some value. It set the fandom ablaze for like, a whole day, after all.
>>2249339What's the matter, can't afford it?
>>2249339The rage coming from all this is great and all but.It's a bit disheartening. Not much though.
>>2249339>I'm glad I'm an artist so I can just draw what I imagine rather than have some shitty doll do it for me.0r0 pls go
>>2249339How pathetic do you have to be to play more than $30 for art commissions from 0r0?
>>2249357U__ pls go
>>2249358>one thousand dollars worth of cum.png
>>2249374>>2249375>baddragon mind
>>2249358Didn't someone pay like, all the money?
>>2249374>>2249375Huh.
>>2249374>>2249375wat
>>2249374>>2249375ugh
>>2249374>>2249375Ho ho ho
>>2249374>>2249375Oh you guys.
>>2249347NoYes
>>2249253I should've cashed in on these plushies, they look like shit, must've cost all of what 20 dollars to make? Nothing against Hoppip, that is.
>>2249374>>2249375fucking coincidence
>>2249374>>2249375>>2249381>>2249383>>2249385>>2249388>>2249390>>2249394HAHAHAHAHthis is what happens when MLPG is ded
>>22493471:1 Ahuizotl robotwith a cock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vMHSiYiB55sI just leave it here
>Bronycon 4 weeks away>Shred of hope for S3 information
>>2249448Oh god it's like the windwaker.
>>2249451Kickstarter: Brony Documentary Updates$75k gets your OC into the show!
>>2249408Well, it's also the time factor.
>>2249347I- No, but only because I can't afford it. If it were within budget then yes.
>>2249451>tfw Bronycon is the hero MLPG needs
>>2249451>Shred of hope for S3 informationIt's cancelled! Oh god I don't want to keep going through this awful routine, and I certainly don't want to get dragged back in by another season if I manage to get out.
>>2249466I would pull a Fight Club to make sure that was not financially possible
>>2249482I want that pony to lick my dick
>>2249466> OC drawn by Faustit is like shout out to the whole community "my OC now is canon!!11"watch how bunch of faggots with lots of parent's money gonna fight around Lauren's deck for a sketch. Spaghetti battle.
Am I only one who thinks that being kicked out of /co/ was the best thing that happened to mlpg? I hate those twats
>>2249492Eww that awful mud pony
>>2249492APPLES
>you will never lick the teeth of Rarity
>>2249492Christ you're a sicko.I'd settle for just french kissing her.Or what is it when you just touch tongues?
>>2249502ONE OF THEM
>>2249502/co/ actually got worse after MLP was kicked out.
>>2249508>you will never kick the teeth of Rarity
>>2249508
>>2249467True, but 90% of them don't look like they took more than what, an hour?50-100 would be reasonable but before, they went for above 1000.An idiot and his money is quickly parted, or however that saying goes.
>>2249508I'm sure she has flawless dental hygiene.Which pony has the worst teeth?
>>2249501If it were another charity thing I could actually consider it. But raising money for Bronycon?Oh well, at least it shows she's willing to do these things, so there's hope in the future.
>>2249521They needed place for more cancer, we were not malignant enough.
>>2249502It's nice not getting spammed anymore I guess, but now we don't have any real conflict, apart from twitter capitalists.
>>2249526>An hourYou don't know shit, do you?
>>2249502Are you serious?
>>2249529Fluttershy
>>2249521/co/ got worse when mlp started>>2249529Applejack
>>2249529AJ
>>2249529Pinkie. All that sugar.
>>2249553>>2249548Would you take Applejack to dentist?
>>2249502No, I'd rather have stayed.I will say this much though, being in /mlp/ has made for a wild few months.
>>2249529DashShe's too obsessed with her athletic ability and doesn't have time for faggy stuff like brushing her teeth
we need a new horse
>>2249502since mlpg was kicked out, it's not even a good place to discuss cartoons since they'd sagebomb any shows that's flash animated (fucking hint: all of them) and sucking John K and Ralph Bakshi's dicks.seriously, fuck them in the ear.
>>2249571Would you lick Rainbow Dash's teeth clean? I would.
Would you still love your pony waifu if she was lobotomized?
>>2249542It's probably sentenal.
>>2249573We've got over 20 images left, man.
>>2248867Link to the archive?
>>2249574>redditfagsNow come the fuck on, where do you get the idea that there was an influx from reddit? Quit spouting buzzwords
>>2249585Yeah
>>2249577/co is now officially more hipster than /lit/
>>2249573We need about 30 more images champ.
>>2249588you dont understandwe need a new horse
>>2249588Holy shit, 20 images?
>>2249595/mu/ is still the holy grail of hipsterism though
>>2249581>licking teeth to make them cleannigga you stupidif that was the case we would never have bad teeth, because we lick them ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
>>2249591My bad, /b/ and Reddit are the same shit.
>>2249585>Lobotomized PinkieDefinitely man.
>>2249585Sure, she would still had her vag and buttole, right? All I need to do is taking care of her and clean her. Easy task for lost of hours of pleasure.
>>2249542I don't know nothin'.
>>2249603no
>>2249604you can lick harder and get better angles if it's not your mouth
>>2249617>kill>me
>>2249601How's this horse?Is good horse, yes?
>>2249617PFFFFTHHAHAHHAHA
Would you make a new horse with your waifu?
>>2249617HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Would you put your favorite pony down if she was crying in pain and asking you to?
>>2249634Different species ;_;
>>2249634She wouldn't be my waifu if I wouldn't, now would she?
>>2249617
>>2249617Fllotersai is such a prertty hors.
>>2249617She's screaming. I can feel it.
>>2249651HAHAHHAHA upload the one in the car, or the other with the cat
>>2249610>However, as time went on, some disastrous consequences were discovered. Dynes found that some patients were "slowed up in thinking and acting, they were dull, at times completely lacking in emotional expression or display and showed a striking reduction in interest and driving energy." Others receiving the same operation were "uninhibited and euphoric and they were somewhat restless with a purposeless type of activity."Also, seizures, incontinence...
>>2249660I don't have those.
>>2249662> completely lacking in emotional expression or displaysmile smile smile
>>2249617but where is the holeyou do realize that plushies without a hole is soo 2011?
>>2249663DON'T YOU?!
>>2249663Aww
>>2249674HAHAHAHAH THAT FUCKING CAT HAHAHA
>>2249674Cat's just like "the fuck?"
>>2249674FLOOTOR SHOOY
>>2249674i don't understand everything
>>2249674Could I get that one modified into a "hand puppet"?
>>2249674>tfw even the cat is laughing at you
>>2249674Do you think that guy had sex with that cat?
yay creepy notes>>2249542>True, but 90% of them don't look like they took more than what, an hour?even the crappy ones must've taken a day at the very least, you've got to modify/create the pattern, cut out the fabric, sew shit together, fix mistakes, stuff it, sew it together, etc etc. The fastest it's taken me to do one was about 2 days
>>2249697cat's can't laugh
>>2249674>>2249651>>2249617>>>>2249645
>>2249701Oh god my fucking sides
>>2249699cat's can't sex
>>2249703IM-FUCKING-PLYING
>>2249701MY SIDES
>>2249703You obviously don't have a cat and a giant plushie pony waifu
>>2249703But do they dance?
>>2249701Sorry, was exaggerating but a day for 300+ dollars is still retardedly good.
>>2249701He needs a 10 inch hand hole for maximum controllability
>>2249718>Seal Luna
>>2249701Nice
>>2249674that's overwhelming angle
oooh, is it a plush time in MLPG right now?
>>2249718teh donke of the myn
>>2249701...pffffff
>>2249701How do you feel about selling that to, one of those people?
>>2249734>tfw Mini-Rarity is at least 50 Dosh
>>2249744So tiny! I like it
>>2249734Did you miss where the part about 2 days being the fastest? A crappy one day job doesn't sell for $300+
>>2249744b-but that one is kinda cute..
>>2249740PFHHAHAHAHH oh god who did that
this is the link: http://e621.net/post/show/213897/2012-anus-equine-female-freckles-friendship_is_mag
>>2249744D'oh my god I wanna snuggle that plushy filly
>>2249771how to make sex plus
>>2249769That person thought, >Yep, that's a good plush. I will post it on the internet for everyone to see and buy, because I can't see any faults in it
>>2249744>there will never be a vibrating rumble plushie
>>2249701You can't be making fuckdolls without expecting to pick up people like this.If you want a rainbow, you have to put up with the rain.
>>2249744
>>2249760Yeah, add a fuck hole and it probably does.EVEN THEN, 3+ days, in the beginning when they were fetching 1000 or more is still disproportionate. It's evened up now, but still.
>>2249771>pony sex dolls with teatsHoppip, you are going to kill me.My sides won't be able to take this much longer.
>>2249771I laughed then I cried
>>2249785>hopip makes one>uses an actual vibrator to do itand the shitstorm continues
>>2249793WHY WHY WHYWHY WHY WHYWHY WHY WHYWHY WHY WHYWHY WH WH WH WH WH WHYYYYYYYYYYY
>>2249769
>>2249771i cant breathe
>>2249502/co/ was always a shit nazi board anyway where almost everything that wasn't American was ignored or hatedStill, I wish we were still there
>>2249793That's kind of cool minus the accessories
>>2249793Swag.
>>2249771I'm scared your getting in over your head, Hopippo...
>>2249768No clue. Artist was anon.
>>2249806Wakfu
>>2249771
>>2249771Hahaha oh jesus
>>2249771my sides may never recover
>>2249793reference pic please
>>2249771>bony breast
My favorite.
>>2249844Chorry Jobolee
>>2249771>>2249701Okay guys, I'm honestly confused and don't know what to think anymore. Are they for real? If so, do you plan to milk some cow with bronybucks, Hoppip? Itseems fuckdolls bussiness becoming a quite popular one and you need to acr quickly (until someone else do).
>>2249823>where almost everything that wasn't American>almost everything >almostBesides, it's not like Wakfu thread never got sagebombed.I'm really seeing a pattern here, I mean MLP isn't American either/co/ confirmed for fascist
>>2249851Herp derp, that cutie mark.
>>2249851That's Roseluck.
>>2249851ROZ LOK
>>2249844That's a pretty good pig.
PREPARE YOUR NEW HORSES
>>2249858ready for sex
>>2249771Hoppip have you ushered in an era of plushie sex dolls?
3 of 6 of the PMs I've gotten on that site have been from people with dash-related usernamesgonna do her next
>>2249871>>3
>>2249819>Hihop revolutionizes the pony sex industry>Becomes a millionaire>Her corruption knows no bounds; She buys the franchise from Hasbro>The show implements pony genitals>Toys have genitals>My Little Pony realdolls>My Little Pony dildos in authentic horse penis shape>My Little Pony fleshlights with authentic upside down clit (it can also wink)>Hiphop buys the world and becomes the Emperor
>>2249873They are a weapon of MLPG to combat bronies.
>>2249875GOTTA DOSH
>>2249875Do Faust
>>2249875pls nopls just give her to me
>>2249771Well to be fair, those are some hot ponytits. I have no idea how they'd work on a doll though.
>>2249889>>2249889>>2249889>>2249889>>2249889>>2249889>>2249889>>2249889>>2249889>>2249889>>2249889>>2249889>>2249889>>2249889NEW HORSE
>>2249888YOU CAN'T BE TRUSTED ANON!
>>2249875When is Fluttershy?
>>2249882>genetically engineered marshmallow buttholes
>>22498825 star post.
>>2249897probably not for a long time, her fans aren't nearly as horny as some of the others
>>2249855It's amazingly pathetic.Hoppip will end up going too far with all this and you know it.
>>2249890Pff, just sew a coupla pink buttons on the underside
>>2249882I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW HOPOP OVERLORD!ALL HAIL HOPPIP!
>>2249771>Hoppip hires thai sweatshop workers to turn out plushies with holes in them>becomes sex plushie magnate>makes cheap mini-rarities for usThese are interesting times
>>2249895we still had four images to go you nooblord
>>2249886THIS>>2249897Hi Nasse
>>2249882>with authentic upside down clit>not fucking your pony in the missionary position
>>2249913>Noob.Still, it's not like 10 images, just post some shit and it's done.
>>2249905I don't know where is the line, but we went over it long agoCharge
>>2249875>dashfagsShould I get my rainbow baretta and combat lightning gun or some shit?
>>2249932I think we are on another precipice here.
>>2249855I don't really see this ever becoming a big market because most of the other plushie makers are way too sensitive to stuff like this
>>2249923>Noob SaibotLyra spit the damn gum out already.
That new dead horse smell.Time to play.Report in.
>>2250083please respond
>>2250083
>>2250083Can I join
>>2250083noI can't into DnD
>>2250083But I wanted to play silent storm
>>2250103>silent stormMy niggaWhich one?
>>2250083Reporting.Fucking QR box always dissapears and I have to refresh
>>2250113The first oneAxis campaignI was inspired my JefMajor's LP
>>2250127>I was inspired my JefMajor's LPMY NIGGAMLPG confirmed for god tier taste
>>2250141We already knew that MLPG has great tastes
>>2250141I'm ever grateful for the anon who recommended Jef's LP of IL-2
>>2250163That was me actually, holy fuck
>>2250088 Dawn 100 HP -10% damage>>2250091 Zebro 100HP>>2250097 Sheffield this is a test run for the HP system, prepare to die 100 HP>>2250103 Trusty 100 HP -20% damage>>2250122 Radiant 125 HP -50% damageWe can deal without Campfire I guess. If he shows up, he can join in.You are standing in a field.The world is bathed in crimson and orange light even though you know it is the middle of the night.You can hear distant rumbling.Observe surroundings?Talk to eachother?
>>2250194Where the fuck are we?
>>2250194Where did Celestia go?
>>2250194Observe.>>2250204Canterlot I think.
>>2250194Observe surroundingsAlso, can I roll up a new character?>Earth pone>warrior>uses a massive greatsword and has a crossbow>lightly armoured with plate>scarred all around>grey/black coat/mane
>>2250227I'm Sheffield, by the way
>>2250194Why don't I have the Earth Pony racial HP bonusOr was that not implementedObserve.
>>2250204Looking behind you you see Canterlot Castle.Well, some blasted ruins that kinda resemble canterlot castle. So I guess that settles that.>>2250207Accounting the damage to the castle and her usual refusal to run away, probably dead.>>2250209>>2250227>>2250245 because copypaste errorsThe sky is on fire.There is a second shadowy figure drawn across the surface of the moon. It is wrestling with the Mare on the Moon. Both are bleeding. The moon is bleeding. The moon is bleeding.You can see nothing living around you, but there is a strange pony at your side, scarred from head to hoof and holding a massive sword.He kinda looks like the mage you met on board Stromherald, only different.You can hear noises approaching you.You can still observe if you so wish, or prepare for battle (there is no penalty for observing)
>>2250227>>2250239Wait, fuck that, my name's now Pluck. Yeah.
>>2250272Prepare for battle.
>>2250272I ready an incendiary round
>>2250272This is 2scaryPrepare for battle
>>2250272What did they do to her?!Bring out my Hammer!
>>2250272Start loading up my repeating crossbow.
>>2250283derp
>>2250289>89You infuse the rifle with the flaming sky.It now deal fire damage.>>2250299>99You manage to store bolts in quantum space within one another. The crossbow now has infinite ammo, but still needs to be armed before firing.>>2250296>>2250297>>2250283You all stand ready.Five pegasi charge at you. They are mad and out for blood.Roll for initiative, VS my roll.
>>2250368Charge!
>>2250368Well, fuck.Fire a spray of bolts. Shoot the closer ones first.
>>2250368FIRE
>>2250368Cast soul drain
Also, seems I've picked the perfect game to play a Guts pone
>>2250436YOU ARE HUGE
>>2250442Not that GutsBut Doomguy pone might be nice too
>>2250436Hope we run into a griffon called Griffith then.
>>2250386You charge forward, but the pegasus is too quick and stomps you down as it leaps over youyou take 2 damage>>2250388You hit one square on, dealing 10 damage and halting it>>2250392Your rifle kicks you over as you fire it.You take 4 damageYou also miss>>2250393After a short aerial fight, you are overpowered and thrown down.You take 4 damage>>2250398You reach out with your hoof, and as a pegasus touches it, his eyes melt and he screams in terror as his soul is ripped from his body.The pegasus dies.You are healed to full health.You feel your heart darken.Next round.4 pegasi remain1 has taken 10 damage
>>2250496>You feel your heart darken.>FuckRoot that injured fucker
>>2250496GET UP AND FIRE AGAIN
>>2250496Keep fighting.
>>2250496Ready my greatsword and cleave into the pegasi the moment any of them fly in range.
>>2250510Kthxbai I'm gonna play silent storm now
>>2250496Attack them!What did they do to Her?!
>>2250552Silently scorn the blindly faithful paladin while in position
>>2250509Dark, gnarled roots burst from the ashen soil and begin to tear at the injured pegasus.Critical hit, you deal 20 damageThe enemy is also helpless, and will now take double damage>>2250510You get up and fire again, disregarding all caution.You are blown off your hooves and take 15 damage.The rifle is knocked away.You are helpless next round unless you roll 5 or more>>2250519After that embarrassing start, you get back up and plant a blade into the gut of the enemy pegasus. It is a good his on his vitals, and deals 20 damage.>>2250526Your wide swing strikes two of them and knocks them out of the air. Both take 10 damage.>>2250552Your blind devotion does not earn you protection here. You miss and tumble, but the sun amulet protects you from harm.4 pegasi remainOne is helpless and has taken 30 damageOne has taken 20 damageThe others have taken 10 damage each.
>>2250604Tell my dragon to use his breath on the rooted pegasus
>>2250604Cleave into the pegasi on the ground.
>>2250604Get das rifle back!
>>2250604Okay, calm down now, concentrate, I was trained for this...Attack with an upper-cut with the Hammer and try to break his jaws.
>>2250604Stab his eyes.
Music, anyone?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1XWVDrvgQ8
>>2250696I'm listening tohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov7-Ujz1ecs
>>2250616Your dragon belches a spray of fire onto the rooted pegasus.He screams in agony as he is incinerated, unable to run anywhere.You deal 10 damage, doubled as the foe is helpless.He is dead now.>>2250618Another masterful wide swing connects on the pegasi as they try to regain their footing. They both take 10 damage from the solid hit, then hop back and prepare to counterattack.>>2250619>9You leap back up, rush to grab the rifle and snap off a pot shot, dealing 10 damage to one of the enemies.>>2250626You swing the hammer with great might, connecting on the enemy from below. He is flung back and crashes hard as he lands.You deal 10+5 damage>>2250627As your sister sends the wounded pegasus crashing down, you plant your blade in his eye.You deal 10 damage on the solid hit.He is too weak to fight back, and can only writhe in agony.Three pegasi remainOne is too hurt to fightThe other two are wounded but still standing.
>>2250729"Take it personal"Fire
>>2250729Raise one dead pegasus and let him attack one of the wounded ones
>>2250696>>2250705http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq-wNjfPEoQ#t=20s
>>2250696>This questhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIpjuxnPu-I
>>2250696http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlsSiEpZMQYI'm also writing that pony RPG thingy, but I've hit a writer's block. Keep me entertained please.
>>2250729I was thinking a single swing from a massive sword would decapitate them if they were proneShow a slightly crazed smile and swing to kill one of the standing ones.
>>2250729Charge!
>>2250760I love Blind Guardian.
>>2250729End the agony of the downed one.
We OST now?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqah6JOTnkI
>>2250760>Dying at 11kUltracasual
>>2250749You uncanny accuracy allows you to lead your shot on the rushing pegasus, splattering him in a shower of seared gore.He is dead.>>2250758>Yes, Dark One. My soul is yours for eternity. I will serve...He leaps onto his wounded comrade, stamping the dagger in his eye deeper and deeper until the poor thing stops moving.>>2250793You rush to kill the downed pegasus, but slow down as you see the raised one do it for you. Bad move. The last remaining one bucks you hard. You take 5 damage.>>2250775They were prone but not helpless (read: rooted/incapacitated/etc)You swing your blade at the last one as it kicks Radiant, dealing another deep cut, but not enough to down the stubborn bastard.>>2250777Seeing your sister in peril, you leap forward with purpose, sinking your blades into the distracted foe's exposed flank.You deal 10 damage and knock him helpless.Only the single, bloodied, helpless pegasus remains.
>>2250899"Suffer"Kill him
>>2250899Finish him.
>>2250899Do a victory dance with my dragon and pegasus
>>2250899Pray and Heal whoever is the most wounded.
>>2250899Finish it off with one final swing, letting off a terrible scream.
I just woke up. Mind another vict-I mean tester?
Also where can I read whatever was going on on this quest before this, if there was one
>>2250985http://mlpg.co/arc/
>>2250985http://pastebin.com/66SXJuKPLook at the bottom.
>>2250985I'm not entirely sure we have the threads from the current campaing collected.Old Ironhide is there >>2251006If you want to see the newer ones, I suggest ctrl+f in threads and search for DM.
>>2250923>>2250941Though bloodied, maimed, beaten and seemingly helpless, the mad attacker springs to life one last time, taking a deep bite out of the greatsword wielder, and kicking Dawn down.Pluck takes 8 damageDawn takes 4 damage>>2250919Your flaming round slams deep into his head, exploding it in a shower of cinder and bone.You deal 40 damage, killing the last foe.>>2250935http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76iPvmAclM0You sure feel like a winner.The raised pegasus crumbles to dust>>2250936Looks like Dawn is the closest to death, at 92HP>>2250953Also Campfire walks onto the scene. How curious.You hear a deep rumbling in the air>IT SEEMS THE CENTURIES HAVE NOT DULLED ALL YOUR SKILLS. BUT THIS IS A FUTILE EFFORT. YOU CANNOT BEAT ME AGAIN.Three bears charge at you.Roll for initiative.
>>2251035Fireball.
>>2251035"This is too easy"Fire
>>2251035Arm crossbow and fire another spray of bolts.
>>2251035Stand my ground and Fight!
>>2251035Roll for stealth.
>>2251035Try to overtake one by animal connection
>>2251035Will there be any open spots to join in at any point in the future?
>>2251059Almost constantly.Especially in this game, as it is only a meat grinder. I'm testing some HP and damage values.
>>2251069Is there a list of all characters that have been made and their respective classes? Just to get a sense of what everyone already picked so far
>>2251122Let me collect them as far as I remember, wait a sec.
>>2251042An impressive flame indeed!For lighting a candle.A bear slams you aside as it charges. You take 15 damage.>>2251044You graze one of the bears, dealing 5 damage, but are run down shortly thereafter.You take 12 damage.>>2251048You manage to wound one of the rampaging beasts enough to halt its charge and deal 9 damage.>>2251052Bad plan. A bear smashes you to the ground. You take 10 damage.>>2251054There is nowhere to hide in this blasted hellscape. A bear mauls you as you look for a big enough rock to stick your head under.You take 15 damage.>>2251057As one of the bears charges at you, you transfix it place.It will obey you if you roll over 5 on your next action.Three bears remainOne is still rampagingOne is transfixed and helplessOne is lightly wounded>>2251122Everyone has their name and class in the name field, but I'm sure the players wont minding posting their sheets.
>>2251152OBEY ME, BEAR
>>2251152Cleave into the same bear with my greatsword.>>2251122This is my only character in the game so far
>>2251152Marksman shot
>>2251152Stab a bear in the neck.
>>2251152I cast fireball on the rampaging bear.>>2251122Name: CampfireRace: UnicornClass: Thaumaturge (Mage/Cleric)Mark/special talent: Campfire/Mastered Skilset (fire)Spells: Fireball, Freeze, Heal, Healing Aura, Pain ImmunityThat's my basic sheet right there.
>>2251122We could post our sheets in http://mlpg.co/q/res/4450.html
>>2251188Wat is wrong with my neim
>>2251219That would be great
>>2251152I charge at the bear that attacked my sister.
>>2251230Again, sneer at the paladin.
>>2251245Ignore it.Who is he to judge Me?
>>2251176The bear halts, then bows to your will.You have gained a bearFor now.>>2251187You strike the bear as it tries to dig the bolt out. You cut deep into the thick hide, dealing 11 damage.>>2251188Your uncanny skill with missile weapons allow you to draw a bead on the rampaging bear as it turns for another pass. You blow out one of its eyes dealing 20 damage.All rolls against this bear gain a +1 modifier>>2251198>98+1You attack the bear from the newly made blind spot, striking a vital point. You deal a massive 250 damage, slaying the bear on the spot.>>2251230As you head to strike the bear Dawn is fighting, the OTHER bear catches you off guard, stamping you to the ground. Getting caught so greatly by surprise, you take 20 damage.One wounded bear remainsZebro has the other under control for now
>>2251290Attack the wounded bear with my bear
>>2251290Sh >>2251299"Feckin' show-off"
>>2251290Cleave into the site where the bolt hit.
>>2251290You missed >>2251209
>>2251290Cast Heal on myself.
>>2251290Stab the bear in the back of the head.
>>2251299>99Your bear leaps into the other bear, unleashing the true power of Bear Lore.Both bears are sucked into a bear singularity, then they implode as they are transported into the elemental plane of bear.>>2251309Also they were on fire because fire.There are no more bears.The elemental plane of bear is on fire.>IT SEEMS MY YOU ALL ARE EVERY BIT AS STRONG AS I REMEMBERED. YET IT MATTERS LITTLE. MY NEW FORM IS SUPERIOR TO ANY FLESH I HAVE WIELDED. THIS WORLD WILL DIE ONCE MORE AT MY HANDS. IT IS INEVITABLE NOWTwo minotaurs, one with a greataxe, the other with two hammers.Also a manticore.initiative, roll, etc
>>2251358Shoot myself in the head to wake up from this nightmare
>>2251358Roll for stealth.
>>2251358Root the manticore
>>2251358>8 FuckArm crossbow and spray closer minotaur with bolts
>>2251358I cast fireball on the manticore.
>>2251358Aura of Protection on everyone.May Celestia save our souls.Did my heal work?
>>2251375You are as slow as a sandraker, and cannot fit the gun in your mouth in time.A minotaur punts you away, dealing a total of 12 damage.>>2251378You vanish from sight just as a minotaur storms past you>>2251380and right into the warrior fumbling with his crossbow, smashing him with a mighty greataxe, dealing 25 damage.>>2251379More roots, as black a sinful soul and full of pulsing veins, wrap themselves on the manticore, stabbing and tearing at its eyes, ears, vitals, genitals and anything else they can reach. The manticore takes 20 damage and is helpless next turn.>>2251382After igniting an entire elemental plane, you cannot find more fire in you at this second. Too bad, since the minotaur smacks you with his hammer, dealing 15 damage.>>2251389Your mighty prayer protects everyone as they ready themselves for another go.Everyone takes 50% less damage next turn.It did.Next roundThe manticore is helplessBoth minotaurs are unwounded.
>>2251478I cast fireball at a minotaur.
>>2251478Grogar pls leave meBeat the manticore with my staff
>>2251478Blind one of the minotaurs.
>>2251478Let off a scream and instead swing my greatsword into the greataxe Minotaur.Silently thank the Paladin.
>>2251478Gah fuckTake aim and fire marksmanshot
>>2251478Pray that Celestia is safe, and if she is, I could use the wings of Her Light.Attack the Minotaur with the Hammers.
>More roots, as black a sinful soul and full of pulsing veins, wrap themselves on the manticore
>>2251530"Ye god is ded"
>>2251505You manage to conjure enough flame to ignite a minotaur.It takes 5 damage, and will take another 5 every turn.>>2251509Thwap.For a stick make of bones that sure looks like it hurt.You deal a further 40 damage to the manticore.>>2251510>0You forgot what you were going to blind and stab yourself instead.Then a minotaur steps on you.You take 10 damage.>>2251530>0Your god is dead. All that remains is a charred, torn carcass.The realization renders you helpless for a moment, and the minotaur smashes you for 20 damage.>>2251515You let off a shot and manage to score a good, solid hit, dealing 40 damage to the helpless Manticore.>>2251512Good thing the paladin was there. The minotaur overpowers you and lands a crushing blow, dealing only a minor 7 damage thanks to your protection.One minotaur is on fireThe other is unwoundedThe manticore breaks loose, but is badly injured.Next round
>>2251625Fireball on the other minotaur.
>>2251625Break out of my rage for a moment to aid the Paladin. Run to and slash the Minotaur attacking her.
>>2251625Vanish and stab the manticore.
>>2251625Fuck it, marksman shot-.
>>2251625My dragon can finish off the ,anticore
>>2251625It can't be...No.No, I refuse do believe this!This must be some sort of evil sorcery!SMITE DOWN THESE BEASTS!
>>2251649It bursts into a flaming pyre, taking 20 damage, and a further 5 every turn.>>2251658You attack the other, now flaming minotaur and slash it, dealing 10 damage.>>2251675The momentary despair passes, and you leap into action, landing a mighty blow upon the minotaur Pluck helped with, crushing bones for another 10 damage.>>2251669It makes a valiant effort, wrestling the manticore to the ground, tearing out chunks of flesh worth 20 damage.The Manticore then lashes out.Roll to avoid poison.>>2251661You fail to land a hit in the middle of the chaos, and instead get knocked down by the manticore's tail.You take 7 damage and are helpless unless you roll 5+ next turnThe greataxe minotaur takes burning damage.It now has 290 HP left and is on fireThe hammer minotaur has 270 and is on fireThe manticore has 180
>>2251751Get up and cut his fucking tail.
>>2251751I cast Heal on whoever is the most wounded.
>>2251751Aim my next blow at the Minotaur's arms. Try to disarm it.
>>2251751Avoid poisonAnd root that minotaur
>>2251751Motivating shout.STAND FIRM, BROTHERS AND SISTERS!BEAT BACK THESE SAVAGES!CONCENTRATE YOUR EFFORTS AND HELP YOUR COMRADES! FOR CELESTIA!
>>2251777>777Lucky hit. You sever the tail for 100 damage.>>2251792It still hits Zebro like a fleshy spear, poisoning him and dealing 10 damage.You now take 5 damage every turn unless cured.>>2251778That would be Radiant, at 68HP.After your heal, she has 73 HP>>2251788Your hail of bolts cripples the minotaur's arm, forcing it to drop one hammer. It also takes 15 damage.>>2251819CRITICAL MOTIVATION+2 to all rolls next turn (not counting 0)next round, go.Both minotaurs take 5 burning damageAxe one has 285hpHammer one 240manticore 80party statsTrusty109/125-20%Pluck110/125-20%Radiant73/125-50%double damage VS undeadDawn72/100-10%Zebro90/100-0%PoisonedCampfire70/100-0%
>>2251872I cast fireball on the manticore.
>>2251872Slash the manticore throat.
>>2251872Root the manticore again
>>2251872I turn my attention to the one with the axe and bring down a Blast charged Hammer on him.
>>2251872Savagely cry out and swing at the minotaur with my greatsword, using all my strength.
>>2251872Hy is there a free space to join?
>>2251989you can take my place
>>2252006You just want to play Silent Storm, don't you?
>>2251889>+2>999>>2251897>+2>99>>2251898>+2>999The manticore is annihilated on a sub-atomic level as it takes a total of 1250 damage.>>2251913>+2As the minotaur stares in awe at the fine mist slowly evaporating around the party a few steps away, it is blown back for 10 damage by your hammer>>2251924>+2You lift the other minotaur off its feet with a mighty swing, sending it crashing into the other for 15 damageThe minotaurs, seeing that this party is foes worthy of their true power, combine to formMino Lagann that is to say, the axe one gives the other a piggyback ridehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfUTihyusSg>>2251989LUCKILY FOR OUR HEROES A BARD JOINS THE FRAY>>2252006While the tracker shoots himself in the face and dies.Mino Lagann remainsIt has three arms and a total of 525 hpIt is on fire and easy to topple
>>2252028ROOT
>>2252028I cast Heal on myself.
Roll to inspire the others with a good song
>>2252028Cut his extra arm.
>>2252028Strike at one of his legs!
>>2252028"Trusty why?! Celestia is not actually dead! She can't be..."
>>2252020I GOT AN MG34 FOR MY SOLDIERI WANT TO KILL STUFF WITH ITAnd then miLes started streaming
>>2252048Your dark, thorny roots strike up from the cracked, ruined earth once again, wrapping themselves around the bests legs.As it bleeds, both faces grin.It takes 10 damage, but is not helpless thanks to the extra arm.>>2252054You heal 1 hp>>2252057Well met, bard. +1 to all rolls next turn>>2252070YOU CANNOT BREAK THIS HANDMino Lagann grabs you and crushes your head. You are helpless and take 20 damage.You need to roll 5+ or someone else needs to sever the hand for you to escape.>>2252073The leg gives zero fucks. The heart of a minotaur burns like magma, it cannot fall, not now, not here.>>2252090>0She is dead as fuck.Probably partially eaten too.>>2252091>streaming>not playingDoes he hat me or something?The arm has 40 HPThe entire foe has 525 HPNext round.
>>2252028Sorry, got to leaveBe spirited away by strange magics
>>2252140Cast natural remedy on myself
>>2252140I cast Heal on Dawn.
>>2252140>Does he hat me or something?His character is dead, Jim.Also Friend-off.
>>2252140Fuck you Mino I dont even know you.
>>2252140"Dawn!"Give everything I've got against that arm!Concentrate on nothing but saving her!
>>2252165Not like that stopped you with the twins
>>2252174WE TALK ABOUT THAT
>>2252140Now it is time to paralyze the monsterRoll for a Freezing Hit Song
>>2252147It worked, you are no longer poisoned.>>2252161As you focus on healing the trapped rogue, Mino Lagann smashes you using her as a club.You both take 20 damage.>>2252165After the beating you break loose>>2252168and your sister crushes the arm with her hammer, causing it to fall limp.Mino Lagann is down to 2 arms and 2 heads.It has 475 hp>>2252191"JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!"Mount Canterlot explodes in the background. Mino Lagann does a badass pose in front of the explosion, causing all of you to take a -1 penalty to rolls next round.
>>2252247"WORTHLESS HERETIC SCUM!"Aim at another arm!
>>2252247Cut his fucking arm.
>>2252247I try healing myself again.
>>2252247Roll to grab its attention so the others can attack from the back
>>2252288or to let the wounded heal and stay alive
>>2252247I had to leave for a few minutes, sorryTell my dragon to bodyslam it so it's two minotaurs again
>>2252270You leap for an arm and again, it catches you.It then turns to use you as a shield as >>2252266Dawn lands a heavy blow, smashing apart the hand.And her sister.Dawn takes 20+10 damage, reducing her to 2 HP. She is dropped on the ground, taking 1 more damage.>>2252271You puke blood as the spell goes horribly wrong. You take 20 damage from the miscast.>>2252288Mino Lagann now turns to focus on you.Roll to dodge VS my roll.
>>2252361Heal on Dawn.
>>2252361DM you evil motherfucker"Dawn!"I pull her away from harm and cast heal on her.
>>2252361Roll to dodge and use my dagger
>>2252361Use bandages.
>>2252374>>2252384Try as you might, your efforts are still less than perfect.Dawn gains 4HP>>2252357Your slam topples the minotaur as it goes in to attack >>2252393 ted. The slam and fall deal 25 damage.>>2252397You try to apply some bandages. Your face is broken. You can see some parts of your skull. Or your hooves. It all looks the same now. Those are either bandages or some sinew from your limbs.Mino Lagann is down on the ground with 450HPIt is helpless next turn
>>2252445Cast natural remedy on Dawn
>>2252445Cut his fucking head.
>>2252445"ohshitdawnimsorry"Charge at it! Smash his head!
>>2252445I give her all my healing potions and cast fireball on the downed Mino Lagann.
>>2252445Fly in and attack with my dagger
>>2252455Your natural healing binds bone and flesh for a moment, dulling the pain>>2252459Using this newfound moment of clarity, Dawn leaps forth, the snapped bones in her wings cracking like dry twigs, the ribs puncturing her chest making a squishy noise with every moveShe sinks her blade deep into Mino Lagann's neck, twisting and ripping all she can before she is flung off.The healing keeps her alive, but such radical action at such low health reduces her to 1HP>>2252466With the head already damaged, you land another hammering blow upon it, caving a part of the skull in>>2252468Next, as radiant pulls back, you conjure a mighty fireball and blast Mino Lagann's damaged head, immolating the fur, skin and flesh, leaving only a singed skull.Mino Lagann leaps up, now with only one head and two arms, then slams >>2252503ted aside for 10 damage.Mino Lagann has been reduced back to a single minotaur with 200 HP left"BRO! NOOOOO!"The Minotaur is stunned by the loss of his bro.
>>2252581Natural remedy once again
>>2252581I cast Heal on Dawn again.
>>2252599
>>2252581Already start singing our victory song (another inspire others)
>>2252581Avenge what he did to my sister and strike once again!
>>2252581Fuck his other head.
>>2252599You would bring her to full health>>2252601You would kill her right thereYou cancel eachother out.Dawn remains at 50H->>2252620>0 to inspireMake that 25 HP>>2252625Your hammer strikes the minotaur in the chin, but he refuses to fall over"BRO IS DEAD! BUT I STILL STAND!"10 damage>>2252629With your life force returning to you, you leap onto the great beast. You thrust your mare-parts in his face, rubbing the juices flowing from the excitement of a near-death experience all over his muscular brow.As you begin to insert one of his thick, hard horns into your why are you people reading this put your dicks away this is not an erotic role playing session god damn.20 damage.
>>2252694Obviously I am a horrible cleric. I throw another fireball at him.
>>2252694Revive the manticore and attack the minotaur
>>2252694Stab his eyes.
>>2252694Roll to anger the Minotaurus to the point where it makes a fault
>>2252694"GET DOWN FROM THERE YOU SLUT!"I hit the Minotaur in the balls with my hammer.
>>2252719The minotaur is now on fire, and takes 25 damage>>2252727You are surrounded by a barely visible haze of atoms that once were a manticore>>2252729The minotaur is also blind now, taking a further 20 damage, and granting a +1 to all rolls against it.>>2252736He is also mad as fuck>>2252751But he has balls of steel. The Hammer of the Sun cracks slightly on impact, and Radiant is blasted for 5 damage for dishonorable conduct."...BUT I AM NOT MY BRO! I AM MYSELF!"115 HP leftHe is blind, mad as fuck and on fireDo try to finish him off this round, for your own good.Roll for initiative VS his ultimate attackAdd actions too.
>>2252817Smash his ribs!Begone, foul beast!
>>2252817Another Fireball.
>>2252817RIP AND TEAR
>>2252817'Now stop you monster!'Roll for Freezing Hit
>>2252817I fucking forgot that we disintegrated the manticoreRevive the minotaur after feeling dumb
>>2252836His ribs collapse with a mighty crack, as he takes 10 more damage>>2252848Your blades rip into his flesh, tear and cutting, causing a further 10 damage>>2252858You raise the minotaur bro. It has no arms.>>2252842Your fireball fizzles...>>2252856The minotaur seems to be resis-OH SHI"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM? I AM MINOTAUR. NOT MY BRO, MINOTAUR. I AM MINOTAUR THE MINOTAUR!AND THIS IS MY AXE THAT SHALL PIERCE THE PONES!TAKE THIS!FINISHING MOVE!GIGAPONEBREAKER!"Roll to avoid death.5+ needed.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfwzhiATTXA
>>2252967I become the Lord of Cinders: Avatar of Flame.
>>2252967SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
>>2252967CUT HIS HEAD.
>>2252967oh shit.CELESTIA'S LIGHT SHALL DEFEND ME!PRAYER OF WINGS AND AVOID DEATH!
>>2252967Fight till the End
>>2253014NO I WON'T DIE!USE LAST STAND!
>>2253014http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQzuaewW818
>>2253014You have at long last become just like Celestia. Dead.>>2253043BUT WAITIN YOUR HEART BEATS THE LIGHT OF A GODDESS. THIS IS THE HEART THAT WAS TOUCHED BY THE SUNTHE ONE THAT WAS SPARED BY THE DARKEST OF HER SHADOWSTHE ONE THAT SAVED HER SISTER FROM CERTAIN DEATHTHE ONE THAT BEATS ONLY FOR THE LIGHTYou stand your ground at 1HPThe Minotaur cannot break you this day.>>2252996You once more assume the form of the Lord of Cinder. Amplified by the flames in the sky you burn brighter than ever.You place your hoof upon the minotaur, whose flame burns white hot, dealing 40 damage>>2253007Seeing your sister hold her ground you leap forth and jab your blades into the minotaur's neck, tearing out a chunk, dealing 15 damage,The minotaur has used up all it has to throw at you.It has 40 HP left and it is a bloodied mess.Radiant is surrounded by a grossly incandescent glow, shielded from all harm that could befall her.
>>2253168GO FORTH MY MINOTAUR, HEADBUTT HIM
>>2253168Finish the minotaur.
>>2253168CUT HIS HEAD AND SHOVE IT IN HIS ASS.
>>2253168DIE!STRIKE HIM DOWN TO OBLIVION!
>>2253168'Attack now!'I circle around its head and try to find a weak spot
>>2253187>>2253194>>2253197>>2253204>>2253223The minotaur falls dead, a head shoved in his ass.He failed his bro and died knowing it.As the battle subsides, so does the glow that protects Radiant.She is with Celestia now.Her body explodes into light.>"WITHOUT THE DAMNED ARCHMAGE AND YOUR BEYONDER LAPDOGS YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR EVEN MERE BEASTS. WHAT HOPE DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ME, THE DEATH OF CIVILIZATIONS?"The mare on the moon has killed the other shadowy shape. The moon is now an ocean of blood.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAlztMvvNkkBefore you can mourn her, a great fiery portal rends open reality itself.An Ursa Major, flanked by four Ursa Minors appear.They have come to avenge their home.Roll for initiative.
Can I still join in?
>>2253291Improved Fireball on the Ursa Major.
>>2253291Root the leg of the Ursa Major
>>2253291KILL THE URSA MAJOR
>>2253291Sing a cheering song to the others
>>2253302SUDDENLY, A ROGUE APPEARSYou have 100HP and a 10% damage reduction.Unless you were an earth pony, then you get 125 HP.>>2253304You are an avatar of fire, and fire bows to you.You slam a fireball into the Ursa Major, dealing 10 damage.>>2253307Your dark roots crawl and slither up the Ursa, hungry for blood.One leg is trapped.>>2253324It swats you aside like the annoying fly you are.You take 14 damage.>>2253329Despite these impossible odds, you cheer your comrades on to new heroism. +2 to all rolls next turn, and nobody gets mauled by the ursa minors this turn.
>>2253329Yes, finally!
>>2253403Improved Fireball on the Ursa Major again.
>>2253403Take over an ursa minor
>>2253403Unicorn http://mlpg.co/q/res/4450.html#5213Apply javelin to Ursa Major face by chucking it
>>2253403And now for a Super Freezing Song!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSUW-Z_Cnc0
>>2253426You weave the fire as if it were a part of you, landing another fiery blast onto the great bear for 20 damage.>>2253431It is a star god, not a beastYour mind screams in terror as you stare into the infinitely deep eyes of the Ursa Minor, unable to comprehend the abyssal terror you have attempted to control.You take 10 damage.>>2253434It harmlessly bounces off. The Ursa Major is as large as a small mountain and constructed of condensed starstuff.>>2253463As you open your beak to sing, a Ursa Minor slams you down. You take 15 damage.>>2253491Music bonus earned.
>>2253516Buff the others!I use inspiring song That seems to be my speciality
>>2253516Well fuck, cast a flare spell in the air to try and distract starbear, maybe even blind it
>>2253516Improved Fireball on an Ursa Minor.
>>2253516SOUL DRAIN ON THE URSA MAJOR
>>2253544https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=UsnRQJxanVM#t=29s
>>2253565Your eyes glow with dark hunger as your hoof once more becomes wreathed in the unholiest of energies.You touch the Ursa Major.An unshatterable silence falls upon the land. For a short moment nothing moves. Not even the air. As time stands still, you can feel the world die and be reborn a thousand times.The universe screams.The stars themselves buckle as the heavens are torn asunder.The great Star God Bear is annihilated and drained into your body.You throw up.You are pretty sure blood and dark bile is not something you ate for lunch.Your heart claws its way out of your chest. Veins twisting into tentacles that grasp and tear at you from within.You fall over, your mortal body splattering open with a horrible crack. Your heart, so black no light can hope to touch it, stands tall above your destroyed remains. It sends out a tendril and spears one of the Ursa Minors, dragging it in and devouring it from within.The heart then takes a step forward. It has tasted life, and now hungers for more.Three Ursa Minors and the HEART OF DARKNESS remain.
>>2253701JesusThrow a fucking javelin full power at the heart
>>2253701Improved Fireball on an Ursa Minor.
>>2253701Stab one of the little bears.
>>2253701Keep up the good spirit of the group!http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=yVXR0AKyxA4#t=29s
>>2253742The heart ignores your feeble mortal arms. It is a god onto itself now, ready to challenge any and all deities this world has to offer.>>2253744Your flames seem dimmer in the darkness radiated by the heart. You still land a mighty fiery punch on a Ursa Minor. It takes 20 damage.>>2253802Throwing caution to the wind, you attempt to strike a Ursa Minor.It counters, sending you crashing to the ground. You are down to 7 HP>>2253805Everyone feels a bit better about the situation.+1 to all rolls next round.The heart spears another Ursa Minor for 100 damage.
>>2253873Keep fighting people we can still win thisKeep singing
>>2253873Slash his throat.
>>2253873Improved Fireball on an Ursa Minor.
>>2253921Whose? The heart's?
>>2253873Fuck it, stab one of the bears
>>2253937Ursa minor.
>>2253937http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Tth-8wA3PdY#t=49s
>>2253916Your spirit of the fight is catchy indeed.+2 to all rolls next turn>>2253921You drag your beaten, broken body beneath the speared Ursa and thrust upwards.You are too weak to even would the bear.It steps on you, and you die.The Heart of Darkness then devours it, and pulses for a moment.>>2253930The fire rebels. Your Avatar Form explodes, dealing 20 damage to you.You return to pone form.>>2253943You cannot find a weak point to strike. As you poke around the bear slams you away for 20 damage.The Heart of Darkness pulses violently.Roll to dodge0 = death1-4 = 50 damage5-8 = 10 damage9 = no damagehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieQ0rXQ4z-U
>>2254047DODGE THAT SHITThen cast invisibility spell to hide myself in embarrassment for being a complete failure
>>2254047I dodge and Heal myself.
>>2254047Dodge to live to fight another day
>>2254097http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=_Vj092UgKwQ#t=42s
>>2254076>>2254097You manage to avoid the worst of the tendril storm, taking only minor damage.>>2254082You, on the other hand, are unable to drag your weakened body to safety, and are speared to death.The Ursa Minors are also killed and absorbed.The Heart of Darkness uses this new matter to forge itself a body, that of a mighty dark ram.You now face an Avatar of GrogarRoll for initiative VS me.
>>2254161Okay my rogue friend if this is the end than make it worth while. Sing the last song of greatnesshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OatAcPIyPyg
>>2254249>9+2It is the most metal thing ever.for the next round only, your post numbers count as 999999X (or 0000000 if you roll a 0)
>>2254249Oh god oh god oh godSneak up on the Ram thing and try to stab it in the throatIf all else fails chuck a javelin at its face
>>2254311Raise my dagger and charge at the Avatar of Evilhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=qcPrvZfYLu0#t=136s
>>2254333The dark avatar spin around as it senses you behind itself.Your javelin serves only to amuse it.>>2254367With its back turned you get a chance and plant your blade hard into the god given flesh.You deal 10 damageThe Avatar of Grogar now has 9990 HP left
>>2254456Shatter his existence completely with a songhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=qcPrvZfYLu0#t=136s
>>2254456Goddammit work with me here postnumberCharge in again throwing the remainder of my javelins and stab it in the eye
>>2254510I'm starting to understand why people favor d20 systems over d10 systems.
>>2254510>0Welp, I'm fucked
>>2254510GOD It seems I remained the last griff standing
>LOOK AT YOU, WEAKLING MORTALS. FIGHTING THE REMAINS OF YOUR OWN DEAD. IT WOULD BE AMUSING WERE IT NOT SO PATHETIC.You see a gigantic skeletal form descend from the burned out skies.The main body is that of two ancient dragons, their spines twisted into a double helix, their ribs woven into a jagged shell. Seven massive wings hold the form aloft, and ten limbs, all forged from the remains of dozens of creatures grasp at you.As you are lifted up a long serpentine neck made of skulls turns to stare at you, each one accusing you of a different thought, deed or failure.At the top of the chattering neck lies a familiar, terrible sight. The skull of the Draconequus you saw earlier.With a single bite it tears the Grogar Avatar in half, sucking down the powers of death within.>AS THE FOOL DISCORD TOYED WITH A SINGLE KINGDOM, IT WAS I WHO DESTROYED THE BUFFALO EMPIRES.>IT WAS I WHO ENSURES THE BEARS WOULD NEVER AGAIN SHARE THEIR LORE WITH MORTALS.>IT WAS I WHO STARED INTO THE EYES OF THE LAST BEYONDER AS LIFE SLIPPED AWAY FROM IT, SEALING THEIR KIND OUT OF THIS WORLD FOREVER>I AM STRIFE, DEATH OF CIVILIZATIONS>AND TODAY, I TAKE MY REVENGE FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME ALL THOSE CENTURIES AGO.You are crushed by an infinitely powerful grip, and take 9999 damage.You have all died.As has Equestria.You awaken. It is nearly dawn.You now understand what is at stake here.You cannot allow the draconequus Strife to be reborn, or all life may well be doomed.
>>2254675>mfw
>>2254675Oh dear
>>2254675OH BOY
>>2254675FIND CELESTIA AND SEE IF SHE'S OKAY AT ONCE!
>>2254717She is right next to you on the bed.You don't want to wake her up, do you?
>>2254675Im going to check my ribs.
>>2254735Phew.Snuggle close her until she wakes up
>>2254761They are still there, still made of bone and still very marelike.>Dawn?>What in Celestia's name are you doing?
>>2254675Check if my heart somehow escaped my body
>>2254786>NOT NOWCheck my face in the mirror
>>2254675I go out looking for some armor that won't impede my movement or spellcasting.What are the benefits of my Avatar form? Do I just deal more damage with fire or is there more?
>>2254797Your heart is still there.You kinda feel like stabbing someone a little. Just a little stab. Nothing deadly. Just hurt them. It would be fun.>>2254801OH GOOD HEAVENS YOU HAVE A HORRIBLE STALLIONFA-no wait you're still pretty.>Come back to bed>We still have hours before the preparations for the attack begin.>>2254810You leave Trusty and the undead kid to sleep and head out to the Mage AcademyHeadmaster Grimoire offers you one of two options - a crystal plate that, while heavy and noisy, offers good protection without any lost spellcasting power, or an Ironweave Robe, which is quiet and light as cloth but as sturdy as chainmail.You count 4s as successes when casting and your body is made of fire, so just touching enemies burns them. Also, as a fire elemental, you can heal by absorbing fire (other than your own)
>>2254900FUCK YOU GROGAR
>>2254900I'll take the Ironweave Robe. By the way, have you ever head of something call a Beyonder?
>>2254900Go back to bed and ask them if they can arrange a meeting with the high priestess.
>>2254900By the way, how did I end up sleeping in her bed? All I remember is us watching the stars.
>>2254946"Beyonder? Supposedly they came from another world to visit ours in ancient times. Some say they were the ones who slew Grogar and Tirek in their mortal forms. But those are all legends. The only notable mention I know of comes from an obscure and highly debated part of Startswirs the Bearded's private notes. Archivist Dustbunny might know more, but unlike me, he isn't much of a night owl."
>>2254960>We can>In the morning>The night is the time of spies>And thieves>Not of the holy>Save for those who are a bit of both>>2254984Well you were already there and it was getting late and she thought it might be more convenient so she doesn't need to come looking for you in the morning.
>>2255015I'll put on my Ironweave Robe and see if I can find Dustbunny's room. Hopefuly he'll be waking up soon.
>>2255093Is there someone I could see about those Grogar voices?
>>2255093I just watch her sleep and absorb her regal and beautiful looks until she wakes up.
>>2255093Thank you...
>>2255095Dustbunny is still asleep. You decide to let him rest, he looks very tired from having to manage everything after Greymane's death.>>2255115Ask around about the voices of the death god in your head might not be smart.>>2255143Her wings are so pretty~>>2255145>It is the least we can do>for you>now lest us rest>tomorrow will be a great day
>>2255189MLPG DNDSlice of Life / SIMS Medieval edition
>>2255189Great day?Are you insane?
>>2255189I'll dig through the archives for any word of Beyonders in the Starswirl the Bearded section of the Archives.
>>2255227>perhaps "important" would have been more fitting>but we know our place>and our duty>we are just happy we got to meet you>if we must die soon>we can at least die with a smile>>2255246You find mentions of Beyonders here and there. They are described as strange and alien. Tall and slender, with impossible posture and strange native language. Highly intelligent and cunning. Devious even.The only name you can find for one is Meg'Ahnn the Nightslayer, said to be the one who killed Tirek.A guard walks up to you."This might sound a bit crazy but are you called Campfire?"
>>2255322Yes?
>>2255322I already told you guys we are not going to die.Its like you two have a death wish.
>>2255347"Oh man I just lost a bet.Hah."He hands you a scroll"This is just too spooky for me man, you have fun with that"A note on the scroll has your name and description on it, and it has been signed and dated hundreds of years ago.>>2255373>not a wish>just an acceptance>but perhaps we have more positive things to talk about>or do.
>>2255402I carefully open and read the scroll.
>>2255402Just shup up~
>>2255428"Dear Campfire.Do not attempt to understand this yet.It will all make sense soon enough.For now, know that you are one of those needed for a very important mission.You carry within you a fire I need to combat a great evil.You are one of the chosen.So are your comrades.Keep this pendant safe, as it will aid me later.-Starswirls the Timekeeper"There is a small pouch with a blank pendant inside.
>>2255481I put the pendant on and tuck it beneath my new robe.
Umm.I nudge Celestia to wake up.Maybe this wasn't just a regular bad dream now that I think about it...
>>2255478>as you wish>let us continue thenThe twins take up more comfortable positions, their bones still making some nasty noises as they move too quickly. A few pained grunts later they settle down, and you climb on top. Eager and wet from your encounters within the dream, you run your wings across their bare bodies, softly caressing the masculine, scarred forms. You reach down and slowly begin stroking their expanding members of the parliament have voted today on the banning of the dungeon master writing smut in the middle of a quest, please put your pants back on guys.>>2255508For the shortest of moments you can see a glimpse of a bearded unicorn before you. He nods, then is already gone.>>2255599>99Celestia wraps a wing around you, pulls you under the covers and whispers "it was more than a dream, but it can wait a few hours, can it not?"
>>2255634>banning of the dungeon master writing smut in the middle of a questThank you based gaben.
>>2255634"oh boy... I.. uh... but Strife... uh.."Rolling to not lose my spagetti
>>2255670Celestia's about to eat your spaghetti.
>>2255670>0Critical spaghetti lossYou cannot say a single sensible thing and Celestia just gives you a blank look for ruining the moment.
>>2255700I try to mare up."Everything was on fire and in ruins, and.. I couldn't protect you, and you were...you were..."
>>2255733"I know. I had the same dream. Strife is trying to work into our hearts and undermine our determination. He feeds on uncertainty and distrust. That is how he brought down entire empires in the past.It was only when an exceptional group of heroes handed together with the mightiest allies they could muster and united all nations they could find under a single banner that Strife was weakened enough to be killed.Or, so I've heard. I had my share to deal with taking on another draconequus, Discord."
>>2255800"I won't let them revive him. And if they do manage, I will kill with my own bare hooves. I will sooner endure thousands years of torment than to see and feel you dead again... I will stop him. I won't let them hurt you, Your Highness."
>>2255890"Y-you too."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-bFmxjugQs
>>2255930"I mean it!"
>>2255973"As do I. The sun shines on all her subjects in equal....but upon some more equally than others"
>>2256033"You mean zebras?"
>>2256080"I'm trying to keep a mood going here you oblivious rockhead."
>>2256104"I'm sorry!"Rolling to complement her wings in a poetic way!
>>2256145ABORT ABORT!I MEANT COMPLIMENT!
>>2256213>implying Celestia doesn't have a geometry fetish
>>2256145Celestia is acceptably pleased.I was going to do the same joke a third time but decided no to."Now, let us rest. Tomorrow many things await us"END.Please post review of story bits in the sub if you have anything to stay about them.
