Old thread:>>2241388Topic: Friend-Off stuffAlternate Topic: Music you've found give us some tunes to work to. Have you finished your entry?
>rape>some cry>leth is 2slow
>>2244102I haven't even started drawing
spider:friend-off workman:me
where the fuck do i put this Friendoff crap
>>2244130Oh god, don't scare me like that.
>>2244130>rape
Fluffyshy escaped from getting fed into the wood chipper in the Fluffy Pony Thread. What do?
>ejaculate just as new horse is bornthis would normally be a good sign but I am going to bedtwo glasses of wine always makes me sleepy
>>2244139Stop browsing FP threads
>>2244139Go fire up the MLPG woodchipper.
>you will never be able to tell your waifu you love her this much[1]>she will never become gradually horrified at your description of violence as a metaphor for love
>>2244134I think you send it to:mlpgeneralinf@gmail.com
>>2244134Don't you send it to Leth?
>>2244139Handle our combat shotgun and .50 cal, obviously.
>>2244142whatcha gettin' off to, bro?
Which pony has to go to the bathroom right now?
>>2244139Hide her from the broniessell her as a sex toy on furrebay
I MUST KNOW HOW MUCH TIME LEFT I HAVE.PLS RESPOND.
>>22441595 minutes
>>2244156Pinkie
>>2244154inflationtruly a gentleman's fetish
>>2244159KORTZPIC RELATED
>>2244139SHAVE HER AND TEACH HER TO SPEAK NORMAL ENGLISH, SHOW ABOUT THAT?
>>2244168FUCK OFF KIERZ
>>2244159THREE DAYS
>>2244163>you will never drive panka back to your house after a party as she squirms uncomfortably in the passenger seat, demanding that you go faster so she can use the little fillies room
>>2244159NONE
>>2244158Who would want to have sex with a baby Fluttershy?
>>2244173You have till tomorrow I thinkEr, the end of today
>>2244139Keep her away from water
>>2244149>I'll never be able to sing this to Pinkie[1]
What's a friendoff?
>>2244167So this is probably your fault, then?
>>2244188>ogg header mismatch
>>2244187lynchy pls upload that
>>2244187>tfw solo
Squeak, new Caralight chapter when?
>>2244195euch, noball-body inflation is stupid
>>2244196Just click through the warnings, it plays it anyway.Though I suspect I need to make a key for what fucking tags I use since I appear to have forgotten.
Yellow quiet thread?Yellow quiet thread.
>>2244198http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?7zx49wbwhihep3d
>>2244188Fuck yeah Frank Sinatra
>>2244216Just use 1 for everything
So was it extended or whatDo I need to work now or can I go shower and poop firstThis is after I did it in public on a phone in front of friends
>>2244212Very soon actually. I've been busy but since I'm not between semesters I'll be a lot quicker with updates.
>>2244242Thank you!
Would you give pone a playful noogie?Which?
>>2244242>Caramel cheating on his girlfriend
>>2244255I've been waiting for this
>>2244255Yes.Scootaloo. Then we'd go fly a kite before we grab some ice cream.
>>2244255I'd noogie the fuck our of Pinkie Pie.
>>2244242>Caralight
[shiggy]
>>2244255I would noogie Twilight so much.
Come! Come MLPG, to LK's quest thread!>>2238511 We're sinking a boat
>>2244272Sweetie Belle, is there any kind of shipping that doesn't disgust you?
[1]>You will never be Pinkie's Husbando>She will never interrupt you while listening to music>She will never ask, tears pouring out of her eyes, why you like sad songs>you will never have to explain the concept of catharsis to a pastel equine>pinkie will never understand eventually, jumping into your arms and squeezing you as tight as she can
>>2244255RumbleI wonder if he'd try to noggie me back...I bet he's ticklish.
>friend off is still goingWell, better post this anyway. Results from the VN survey./сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/, if you're ITT, confirm or deny that you're interested in being a writefag on the project, since you commented positively on the idea earlier
>>2244292>play Kettering for Pinkie>she cries for days
>>2244271Your hand would get tangled in her hair,
>>2244292>implying that I listen to sad songsYou bring depression upon yourself, ya know. The happier you try to be, the happier you will be. No matter how much you may want to kill yourself or fall into a deep depression or whatever.GUESS WHAT?ACT HAPPY = BE HAPPYIT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT
>>2244311what kind of people do you need for writingcuz umi can coordinate the banging, if you want
>>2244252Sure, nice to meet a fan. It's popularity's been waning in the generals. Kind of why it took such a large break. Still finishing it up for those who do enjoy reading it.
Now I know who keeps bringing up sentenal and AB in the threads.
>>2244326Yay~
[videogames]
>>2244291Maybe.
>>2244317hhnnggg
>>2244331Go on...
>>2244323>lalala out of sight out of mindno. really no. I 'm not saying dwell on negatives. But if you don't confront them...
>>2244317Jessy!It would be worth it, by the by.
>>2244334what is this thing that I keep seeing
>>2244339Who else but Nachoes?
>>2244311I'm down with the haps. If you've got more info (I'll need it) send me what you need via my email then.
>>2244334God, punk star sucks so fucking bad.
>>2244343But of course.
>>2244334What the fuck am I listening to?
>>2244351Makes sense to meThat guy sure is a contentious fucker
[yaminomp3]
>>2244317>>2244355...So you really are still one of us?
>>2244311>EVERYTHING BY CARTOON LION EVERYTHINGhaha
>>2244356Punk Star, a punk band composed of little kids.
>>2244351I don't why why he isn't banned from the group. He did more harm than anyone else. Right now he's spamming equinenow links and talking about horse fucking.
>>2244311>human anonplz no>>2244369How does it work? What do I click on?
what if pone ate pone?I think the soundtrack would be something like [1].
Time for some music!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jgrCKhxE1s
>>2244364Of course she is. She just thinks we hate her for some reason, but she's p cool.She's just busy being tumblr famous and whatnot and has less time to hang out with us.
>>2244380>youtubewe oggchan nao
>>2244361Oh god.Zappa you crazy fuck
>>2244364Pretty sure I never left.
>>2244341Then what happens?They come back to bite you in the ass?I'm not saying prance around your house and sing out of happiness, just don't bring yourself down for no reason. It's the classic beta male choice to just be sad about everything, but if you do nothing to cope with your given circumstances (a.k.a. deal with it), then you will never be happy.
>>2244371I just don't understand this world
>>2244380>hardest metal known to man But no seriously, that band blows cocks and is a disgrace to power metal.
>>2244311>Humor, feels, and >rape. At least a Fluttershy rape scene, if not one for each heroine.Oh Deaf, how silly.
>>2244361brilliant!love zappa.
>>2244391Why do you think we hat you?
>>2244380THE HARDEST METALKNOWN TO MAN
>>2244311>tfw you're alone in wanting to see a VN about Twilight trying to get her first kiss and maybe even a first relationshipAww...
>>2244394I'm not advocating depression. Maybe other people have more depression problems, and need this advice more than me.
>>2244380>still posting youtube linksGet a load of this fag
>>2244391Well, all the tumblr stuff and what was going on in the stream had me worried...
>>2244391In a panka mood Jessy?Did you know pictures do music now? my mind is blown.[1]
>>2244391Hnng! Yep, there it goes. Heart dying as we speak.
>>2244419
[ransofaraway]
Streaming games for anyone who might be bored enough to watch, you guys decide which ones.Although I was thinking about MGS3 or Metroid Prime 2 or something. Then I'll probably draw laterhttp://www.ustream.tv/channel/tanman-s-game-place
>>2244434>not safety danceStep up nigga.
>>2244434>tfw Iran's so far away
>>224443610/10
>>2244436>That ending.
>>2244441nigga I can go through a whole playlist here, A Flock of Seagulls starts with a A so it was first.
What if pone was psychedelic[1]
KNOCK KNOCK, MOTHERFUCKERS.
>>2244407Just the stuff I see posted. I'm always lurking in the threads, I just don't post or post anonymously.>>2244419I don't pay attention to the chat.
>>2244471Oh... come in?
>>2244478I don't hat youI hat your stream chat though
>you will never feel panka's confetti against your face
>>2244471Don't fucking let her in.
>>2244478>I don't pay attention to the chat.Thank Heavens, someone with some damn common sense.
>>2244471WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT DASH GOD IT'S 3 IN THE MORNING GO TO SLEEP GODAMMIT
>>2244311Now that we've seen what MLPG wants, the next thing up is to get a basic game structure and main storyline down.Reposting pic related for game structure (still up for changes), but I'm no writefag so I dunno how a main storyline should be made or by whom.Help me out
>>2244361>Bobby BrownOH GOD MY SIDES
>>2244334>I JUST WANT TO PLAY VID E OH GAEMSDamnit, and it's been a good year or so since I've heard this.
>>2244480SO I HEARD YOU LIKE PONIES, GUY.I'M A PONY.
Thanks to ponies, I am in a state of perpetual arousal and non-arousal at the same time.I have Schrodinger's hard-on.
>>2244478I was more referring to the people in your... was it Skype? All referring to you as 'Palette' instead of by your actual name, and you never correcting them.
>>2244490Seriously, it has those bad mean haters from 4chan in it.
>>2244505
[Feel]
>>2244489I'll let that pone inYou can sit in the rain outside with 2.3
>>2244497i keep prodding to for more information about this but i guess you guys have enough writersare you gonna do an actual narrative or just a flimsy premise to go around having sex with pones?
>>2244505Sounds like it's time to pull up some pictures of your favorite pony, take your pants off and collapse that wave function
>>2244478We should play League again some time.
>>2244504>>I HEARD YOU LIKE PONIES, GUYMaybe, maybe not. How much you selling?
>>2244334>>2244501It was played in hats todayIt was fun
>>2244497So...?
>>2244508I would assume it's her Skype handle.>Mic the MicNevermind, they are just calling her by her OC's name.
>>2244478Jessy pls love us
>>2244530I GOT WHATCHOO NEED, GUY.FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF A HUG.
SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT
>>2244508They wanted to be in the stream, to be honest they were people that just added me that I barely knew. I just felt like telling them no would be rude. >>2244529Anytime, bro.>>2244538All the time, broski.
>>2244543I don't think I want to hug you. Maybe you could bring your white friend over.
>>2244537>check MLPG skype chat>there's a user called 'Palette Swap'Huh, maybe you're right...
>>2244543Oh, a hug?Good, is your friend Gilda here for me to hug?
>>2244560>mlpg skype chatew
>>2244543You think this is a fucking game, son?
>>2244553Okay, that makes sense. It's hard not to be paranoid these days, what with the ocean just outside our doorstep.
>>2244553>tfw Jessy doesn't hate us
>>2244554>>2244563WHATCHOO SAYIN', GUY. AIN'T I GOOD ENOUGH TO HUG?
>>2244553C-can I play too?
>>2244578It's a good feel.
>>2244578Why would Jessy ever hat us?
>>2244553I just didn't want to send you an invite since I wasn't sure if you were soloing or playing with others already. I'll keep it in mind next time I see you on.
>>2244580Yes, that's exactly what I am saying.
>>2244580Oh no, not at all.I just don't, you know, hug lesbians.
>>2244551>marshmallow butthole
>>2244580I'll give you a hug.If you let me brush your mane
>that feel when Deafdefiler won't leave
>>2244578
>>2244597>>2244598>NOT WANTING TO HUG MEYOO GUYS ARE FUNNAY
>>2244501OH BREADgod damn that picture makes me laugh every damn time
>>2244610But DD is an alright guy.
aah that was some good dunkmaster.Even had the space jam song playin the whole time.Thank you whomever suggested it.
>>2244626He's the biggest fun sponge I've ever met
>>2244626False
>>2244580You listen to me, you winged lesbian. You get me the fucking ponies and maybe I don't call in Manuel to break your fucking legs.
>>2244580I'm just afraid of upsetting your girlfriend.She might think something's up.and I don't wanna be incinerated
Which pone makes the best hat?
>>2244522Apologies if you've been asking recently, I've been away from the comp for the past few days. There is definitely more room for writers if you're up for it.The survey came up "Limited NSFW", so we aren't hinging the entire thing on sexual encounters, although they will be available for brief sections.>>2244536Hi again... Should I have heard a "yes I'd like to be a writefag for the VN" or "no stay away from me"?
>>2244646>pony titsand i was just about to save it..
>>2244639
>>2244639Panka.
>>2244645That would be a positive confirmation matey
>>2244639Rarity, even Canterlot's elite liked the hats she designs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnmGKxMJ3Ikhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9cHSDcQYi8http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9HOb3xX5ZYMusic you say? Can provide, I shall!
>>2244622I just don't hug ugly ponies.
>>2244646>you will never boop a pony on the teat
>>2244626>bitches constantly about his depression>"I fucking LOVE therapy! It feeds my craving for moral support on mundane everyday situations most people deal with by not being pathetic.">RAEP IS SO FUN GUISE>"Hey, this thread seems to be enjoying itself. That's cool, I shall start talking about my shit life and people will start talking about theirs."
>>2244657pony tits are greatfuck yourself
>>2244645>>2244663ooh, i wanna play toolet me help, i can do it, PUT ME IN COACH
>>2244639I dunno but heres hats.
>>2244578You gotta stop getting this feel, it's not healthy.
>>2244686AJ and Rarity are hattest pones.
>>2244695>tfw Rarity will never hat you
>>2244578She doesn't hat us. But she hats you.
>>2244695hattest is not a word>>2244661It's "Pinkie"yes i know MLPG INJOKES ARE SO FUNNY but god they really aren't
>>2244706>You will never get the Lyra plush and make it into a hat.
>>2244706>mfw
>>2244663Sorry, didn't see your post earlierAlright... 4 writers. Aspirant, TAW, Snarky Bastard, and... what can I call you for short?>>2244682Hi, what position: artfag or writefag? We seem to have an imbalance, at 4:0
>>2244706But when it comes to clothes she is most generous pone, I'm sure she'd whip something up for you if you just asked.
>>2244714>Panka>an MLPG injokelel
>>2244686Hey have extra hat
>>2244726Um, it kinda is!
>>2244721man, am i really that unpopular?i guess i don't need to apply if cool people are already doing stuffi wouldn't call myself a writer but i've done horse sex stories that some people seemed to like
>>2244714Trying too hard to be a bitter cantankerous fuck makes it obvious.Try again.
>walk down the street>suddenly pony ass to the face>derpy apologizes with a goofy "Oops!">nose broken>concussion>black out
>>2244727Is it hat-o-clock already?
>>2244731I bet you think Thunder Cunt, Lightning Lesbian etc are all MLPG jokes too
>>2244734>man, am i really that unpopular?No, I am just terrible with names and remembering them
>>2244740this is the best injury possible
>>2244741herp derp hat-o-clock isn't a time and other inane piss ocean bitterness bullshit
>"Here's to the finest crew in my pants.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6oUz1v17Uo
>>2244741>hat-o-clock>not 2 BONG But yes, it's time for hats.
>>2244734Darf you have given me like all of the bonersI want to both fuck you and be you at the same time
>>2244676You seem to be combining him with AB and Sparkler.
>jessy doesn't say no
>>2244737> bitter cantankerous fuckyou obviously don't know methat's actually an amazingly apt descriptionor the depths to which I've complained about everything in these threadsi hate everything but in im still here for some reason
>>2244740>Startle one of the flower trio.>They scream and buck you in the knee, shattering it.>The doctor tosses you out the door after a night's rest.Such is life in the 'Ville.
>>2244757you know, i feel the same way.
>>2244721>>2244748Just Cosmo is fine I guess. I have to sleep now so I can finish Friendoff thing by tomorrow
[1] Still having too much fun with this
New Futurama has some good writing, even if it all isn't up to the old standard.[1]
>>2244754>implying it's not 9 bong and 10 ticky ticks in Britain right nowOI M8CAN YOU NOT EVEN SEE BIG BEN OR SUMMIN? YOU GORMLESS PRAT
>>2244757aw, shucksthat's the nicest thing i could hope to hear, thanks anon>>2244771brofriend off stuffhow is yours going?who'd you get?
>>2244740Truly a dangerous weapon. It must be contained.
>>2244767>rainbow dash pranks you with a zap from a storm cloud>fall to the ground, spasming uncontrollably>severe burns at the point of contact
>>2244776SHUT UR MOUF U CHAV BASTAHD, I WILL COM DAHN DER AND GIVE YOU SUCH A HIDING
Other doodle I did. Trying to work on my shading.
>>2244785>coldonthecob.txt
>>2244764If you're saying that rape thing is Sparkler, then no.Everytime someone talks about rape in these threads, deaf has to jump and make a comment so we all remember that rape is his fetish
>>2244776>>2244785>Can only imagine Orks in top hats and monocles.
>>2244797>trying to work on my shadingThere is no shading in that picture
>>2244797front legs/10
see filename.[1]
>>2244805To be fair, she didn't say she succeeded. She only tried.
>>2244802You don't think maybe he's doing it because it's the current topic of conversation?And the 'rape is so fun' bit is Sparkler, Deaf is pretty vehement about what a horrible thing it is to actually do to somebody.
>>2244802What exactly was Sparkler's fetish? I forget the exact specifications, all I know is it was terrible.
>>2244804>ERE, WOT'S DIS GIT SAYIN, BOSS?>HE'S MAKIN FUN'A YOU, NOB.WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>2244802Only people I ever see talking about rape these days are the folk complaining about DD talking about rape
>>2244810That's like saying "I tried to make pasta" and then serving everyone at the table hamburgers.
>>2244804But then it wouldn't be - bong, it's be - WAAAAGH.>Oy, wut iz da time boss?>Can't you gitz read da clock? It's 5 WAAAAGH.
>>2244820>turning down delicious Jessyburgers
>>2244809aw shitis the next Del album still due for summer?
>>2244829Are they furry?
>>2244834mid july, IIRC.
>>2244829>tfw you will never shove your face between jessy's buns
>>2244785U WOT M8? U GIVIN ME HASTLE? U WANT ME TO NOK UR TEEF AHT, COS ILL GET GINGER JOE.
>>2244777Going swell. Outlines make things so much easier. I was told the threads have been particularly funny today so I've been fartin around in here.Writings at 3000 words or so. Should be maybe 4000 by tomorrow. Dialogue for the twins is fun to write.I got some guy named NipponJim. He runs the quest over in mlpg.co?
>>2244842
>>2244843oh, coolit's a twins fic?do they do it
>>2244837Fuck yesapparently it was just Del holding the thing back, everything was mixed and ready to go in ~2009 if I'm remembering right
>>2244852I don't know. Also, the wikipedia article says del said no set date after Koala (IIRC) gave a date.Lol, it's a clusterfuck.
>>2244852>Del>MLPGIs this real life
>>2244734I didn't say no!Depending on the complexity of the story, you could still be of great help.
>>2244727Oh right I have that already, I should actually get to addin it.
>>2244857NOPE
>>2244809>panka rap post>not happy rappyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqqdZM3sfX8
>>2244861>MLPG>liking critically acclaimed musicians
>>2244857unnnnf>>2244862well... keep me posted?i would really like to help out in any way i can so let me know what's up plz
>>2244861No, this is Patrick.
>>2244850Yah twins ficThey REDACTED ITS A SECRET
freshly baked bread
>>2244797
>>2244877>beedrill
>>2244873>darf is AB>>2244857Finish what, exactly?
>>2244857OhOh myIn the uncoloured version I thought there was a skirt somewhereLoli main 6 are the only ones of MS' loli to actually arouse me, the rest feel liek toddlercon
>>2244881They have sex with a minor, don't they!?I know what you write and what you like you sick bastard!
>>2244885Oh my godthat smell is amazingI bet Pinkie Pie always smells like fresh baked goods
>>2244890>Darf is ABAt least AB didn't like Ross.
>>2244890your smoothieshe's been waiting for you to make smoothies all nightand she is thirstyalso she wants to drink your semen>>2244881daw
>>2244863There we go
>>2244886Much better. Sorry I'm shading retarded.
>>2244900Given that I was alluding to solar winds that comment is absolutely hilarious.
>steam chat>everyone is talking about Jessys assWho is responsible for this shit?
>>2244873Do you have a FiMFiction account or email (preferably email)?
>>2244842DON'T GET FUCKIN' LAIRY, SONNYJIM. I'LL 'AV YOU SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY YOU SCOUSE KYANT.
>>2244899>not liking everythingmy porn folder has everything from loli doujinshi to gay bear bondage
>>2244922steam pls go
>>2244922>everyone>Jr messing around
>>2244923bothfimfiction is the nameemail is um.... the emaildarfpones@gmail.com
>>2244922>>2244841
>>2244922I HAVE AN IDEALET'S COMPLAIN ABOUT IT IN THE GENERALLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2244922Fucking sentenal
>>2244893What! No! How dare you! Rumble has his violet eyes sent on only one filly with violet eyes!>>2244916Woohoo!
>>2244922A society that promotes the objectification of women.
>>2244900>tfw you had a flour mill in your home town.>tfw after years of being away you visit, and notice the water wheel is no longer moving.>tfw you learn they shut it down.>You never got to smell the inside of the mill again, the fresh smells and memories of your childhood are just that.>tfw your old home feels empty after that day.
>>2244922well i slept about 3 hours longer than i should haveguess my entire day is ruined and i don't have to work on my friend off entry
>>2244948>objectification of women>tfw even if women were objects i'd never want oneToo much hassle.
>>2244956that's adorkable.
>>2244956why is that snails a personthat snails and spike pic you did was really niceyou should do more
>>2244951Why did I get a morenatsu vibe from that postare you fucking bara guys during your summer, anon?
>>2244951>filenameJUSTICE!
>>2244963would you a female pone
>>2244956Nipples are in the wrong spot.
>>2244974Only my waifu.
>>2244974Only if they wanted it and we could cuddle afterwards
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>tfw Randy Newman will almost certainly never record a My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic concept album[1]
>>2244948This is MLPG. We objectify everything.
>>2244972I don't understa->Google.Change that, I didn't want to understand what that word was.
>>2244933>>2244771I'll be here tomorrow.
>>2244992Get off the wagon.
>>2244969that picture wasn't exactly my proudest moment
>>2244997Even objectification.
>>2245005whatbut why notit was great
>>2244951>tfw things changing while you are away is way worse then when the same thing happens but you're home for it
>>2245005>>2245013>>2244969I'm not sure I've seen this.Post it?
>tfw even your old League streaming buddy is higher elo than you after you stopped playing for a monthEither that or he just doesn't want to play with me. A shame.So what's shakin' MLPG?
>>2244948FACT: society works better when GENDER ROLES ARE PLAYED PROPERLY. Women were way better of being house wives and loyal to their husbands. Now we have a shitload of sluts and adulteres and women who cant keep their fucking legs closed to any guy who ass.
What kind of man builds a machine to kill a pone MLPG?
>>2245026see>>2244311
>>2245026I'd play with you but im TRBL
>>2245018They made some bomb ass sandwiches too.But hey, escaped shit California, so have that going for me.
>>2245018That is the exact fucking meaning behind like every song the National has ever written
>>2244997i can't say i know what's going on in that picturebut ribbons tied at the base of pony tails is fucking hotit's like it's a little present, gift-wrappedand the gift is her vagina
>>2245030A man who has lost his way, anon.
>>2245027>now women can be promiscuous, too!What a nightmare.
>>2245030An man who has seen the future they bring, Anon.
>That feel when you lose 4 hours of progress in dragon's dogma because a follower went and got himself killed by a cyclopsSo how about those ponies
>>2245030It depends on how badly one wants to kill a pony, my friend.
>>2245034Neat. Glad to see that moving forward. I await finding out if I'm needed or not.>>2245036Eh, as long as you're summoner 30 and don't do anything completely retarded I'd play with you. Probably.Hell, Jude puts up with my terrible Dota 2 abilities, so it's the least I could do.
>>2245040>tfw listening to Boxer right nowyouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>2245063>you're summoner 30Nope.I wouldnt play ranked anyway. :(
>>2245042The idea was that Pegasi get the same need to nest eggs like chickens do.And like chickens, they don't give a fuck what egg it is, they will park their ass on it.
Would you still love your pone waifu if they grewa two foot horsecock?
>tfw the only thing that arouses you anymore is gay pone
>>2245030He didn't use his hands?
>that feel when friend off was due hours ago>and you're still tempted to start over
>>2245063>tfw Dazzle and Shadow ShamanMy love for dota has been rekindledZZZZAP
What if Twilight was Indian? What if she liked bollywood musicals and hiphop?[1]
>>2245077...so why is she in lingerie
>>2245083Didn't leth give bonus time?
>>2245080>tfw decide to read rarity rape fic of the mane 6 as a joke>tfw when boredom>tfw i came like i've never came beforei..i don't know how to feel here.
Friend-Off work done and submitted. posted on blog, too, for those who can't wait. T-Dub would be pleased, probably.also i didn't include the vanilla cuddling one because it was crap. mindbreak only.
>>2245075I didn't mean I only play ranked, I just meant I'm summoner 30, so you would have to be too for runes/masteries and shit.
>>2245081No, like a smart man he used a tool
>>2245080Ponies don't even arouse me any more.
>>2244951>lived in Tenerife in my youth>left at the age of 9>returned for a two week holiday at age of 11>my old apartment block was torn down to make way for some shitty hotel>I will never get to explore the wasteland at the back of the building anymore, because it's a big fucking swimming pool and car park
>>2245093...You mean you don't dress your chickens up?
>>2245020it's dumb but fine
>>2245080>tfw both gay and straight turn you on
>>2245112Oh right, that.It's cute, in a gay sort of way.
>>2245081No he did not use his hands.Like a smart man, he used a tool.
>>2245063We might call a meeting soon, to throw around ideas for the main storyline. Got an email?
>>2245080>that feel when you're finally able to fap to 'normal' porn again >that feel when you're not as happy as you thought you'd be
>>2245099You are a horrible person.I would know, i've came to that fic like a dozen times. it's so bad, and so so good.
>>2245106But just the sameCan you question who's to blame?
>>2245106>Cunning Savage.txt
>>2245117best feel
>>2245107Humans still appeal to me, but I always feel better after fapping to pone.
>>2245130What was her name?
>>2245117>everything turns you on>the barest suggestion of anything sexual gets you goingi'm whittling away my youthconstantly masturbating
>>2245086Indian girls can be pretty cuteAnd Bollywood is hilarious at times
>>2245137Doesn't matter
>>2245123aspirantwritesthings@gmail.comor my fimfiction account
>>2245137Doesn't matter. Now listen
>>2245132>Someone didn't flesh that out for the friend off.>There will never be art of it.
>>2245108>lived in Hondo, Texas>left when 11>visisted it a month ago>same big-ass sign right there on Highway 90 proudly saying "This is God's country -- please don't drive through it like hell"small towns full of german immigrants never change
>>2245086I like those colorful headscarves.
>>2245137Doesn't matter. Now listen.
Oh Myhttp://mylittledungeon.tumblr.com/
>>2245149Cool, thanks
>>2245117>unconsciously begin to assume everyone swings both ways>friends stop asking you to share porn because it's just a big mixed bag
>>2245156>tfw you move and pass by your old house years later and it's totally different
>>2245146>>2245150>>2245158The good doctor has to pay!Suddenly Protomen thread.
>>2245141Indian girls are p. fucking ugly bro.>>2245167Slowpoke.
>>2245169No problem, I look forward to working with everyone if I'm wanted.
What if I was a massive faggot who couldn't fucking post correctly?[1]
>>2245189is that futa-twi?
>>2245188Yes, my liege?
>>2245078>Futa pony waifu>not best conceivable outcome of any situation
>>2245199yes >>2245194
>>2245189>>2245179>>2245194>it's time
>>2245179>>2245189>>2245194>Rarities skirt is frayed.WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?!
>>2245210>someone finds this attractive
>>2245210Those back legs, man.
>>2245194>anthroUgh>futaWell maybe...>cryingNope>>2245210NOPE
>>2245200Granary stocks are dwindling, my liege.
>>2245210>Poof on her flankACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
>>2245210>RARITY'S LEGBONER KILLEDPENIS DEDPENIS DED 5EVER
Thanks to everyone who sat in on the stream, and especially Squeak and Slywit for dropping in and giving input!
>>2245210Those legs/faces are so horrifying. Damn furries!
>>2245223She better not grow a cock
>>2245228>he didnt tell me he was streamingDICKS
>>2245228Hey man, long time no see.
>>2245223>Scuzzbucket cutie Mark.
>>2245202>snuggling in bed with futa pony waifu>she shifts her hips, trying to casually hide her arousal>it doesn't work
>>2245221Someone aught design to fix that.
>>2245221Sppeeeaaarrrrsss Forwarrdd.
>>2245238>a vagina AND a penisWell this just gets better and better,
>>2245238>hating futayou sicken me.
>>2245238it's like GG manhis art is simple and extremely stylizedbut the concepts and shithnnngh
>>2245257Not him, but I'd much rather fuck or get fucked by a boy/man than a woman with a penis.
>>2245202>>2245243>Not tying down your futa-pony waifu and cutting off the offending obstruction while she whimpers helplesslyYou people sicken me.
>>2245228>writers>giving art inputu wot m8
>>2245264in that case, you sicken me also.
>>2245267>offending>obstructionwhat
>>2245262That makes senseAs I've also masturbated to GG
>>2245271Shut up Moot.
>>2244891>>2244873pedophiles pls go
>>2245247>>2245245Wood stocks are too low, sire.
>>2245238It really is terrible art, but it is 100% fetish material.Fetishes are powerful things.
>>2245243unfunfunfunfunf
>>2245257>>2245267>>2245271You all sicken me!
>>2245188>May or may not have tried to wipe out the entire planet.>Finally get the nerve to show your face in public because it is mentioned the holiday was made for you.>Nope.png.>All the citizens call you the name of the monster you were to your face.>Flee in horror from you.>Yelling does not work.
wat if poni fought war?[1]
>>2245282man I remember the chain chomp chan threads on /b/ way back whenwhyest boners I'd had until MLPG
>>2245298friendship would solve it
>>2245298>"Here comes Tom" on the cannon barrelOkay, I laughed.
>>2245298I expected thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoUq4s4WiLcdamn
>>2245302>trixie will never nonchalantly suck your dick like it's a straw in her smoothie>you'll never groan and start to cum as she pulls you out of her mouth lazily and lets you shoot all over her face
>>2245270>People with attention to detai- PFFFFFFFTI almost did it with a straight face.
When is friendshipping due?
>>2245234I announced it in the last stream, but I guess with all the other streams and Jessy, it got drowned out. Streamed for about 3 and a half hours.Here's my channel. The videos should be on the bottom.http://www.livestream.com/artanon>>2245236Hey - what have you been up to?>>2245270I'm illustrating their story - it's only fair.
>>2245301bark bark fucker
>>2245316>magical semen barrier
Is Aspirant still working on that promised trixie fic? Because I want.
>>2245327>not having shield breaker 2
>>2245331me too
>>2245334I bet he eats his own semen and likes it, lol.
>>2245324Eh, not much. Pretty much just been kicking around.
>>2245327Shield breaker b yo. Fuck eating my own spunk.
>>2245302EVERY FUCKING DAY. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT JUST SITS THERE SIPPING HER SMOOTHIE WITH THAT STUPID LOOK ON HER FACE
>>2245343>not wanting trixie to force feed you your own cumi have to say i do not know this feel
>>2245325ffffffuckplease someone tell me that they have that big folder of cccI need a nostalgia fap
>>2245302>You will never ignore Trixies tasteless insults, followed by her inquiries as to why you are ignoring her.>You will never act like she does not exist as she tries more and more to get you to even notice her.
>>2245354
>>2245334>not having shield breaker 2NOT RAMMING IT
>>2245320pls respond
>>2245358>Not wanting ccc's loli sister.
>>2245316
>>2245365May 30th +36 hours so June 1st at some point
>>2245361this sounds more like trixie
>>2245368I want it alleven ccc's lil brojust fukcing god damnwhat the fuck weaverwhat the fuck
>>2245361>you will never wake up with her on top of you>you will never have her hate-kiss you and tell you to "acknowledge me, goddammit"
>>2245290You gotta gimme something else to go on here if you want more
>>2245316I'll take that as a reminder to finish that fic.
>>2245393pls dopls
>>2245364>Changelings took notes from Rhino on how to break through things.
>>2245387spammer fag, is that you?
>>2245402nope, he has a filename scheme right?
>>2245399>Scootaloo>Sisters3/10
>>2245399>sisters>Scootaloo
>Sisters.>Scoot is there.Oh scoot, you hilarious orphan.
>>2245393plz>>2245399well, if you make that face, i can't very well say no
>>2245399>Scootaloo>Sister
>>2245340Sounds good. Just got done streaming - which I should do more often, honestly.But for now, I think I'm gonna go to bed.
>>2245411>>2245410>>2245409scootasister mind
>>2245409>>2245410>>2245411christ
>>2245411>>2245410>>2245409>Spitfire
>>2245399>implying scootaloo has a sister, let alone any family
>>2245414pedophiles pls go
>The feel when you realize Rarity could handle being tortured better than you could.
>>2245425>>2245427>>2245429Not again
Jesus, I think LK is killing off all his quest characters>>2245372
>>2245402>That feel when just posting pictures to get a rise and see reactions, and someone else posts a picture to fuck it up and get indirectly called a spammer.
>>2245431>implying Scootaloo doesn't have a big Mexican family.
>>2245429>Implying canon
>>2245429
>>2245434it isn't torture if you're into it.
I heard you guys like Trixie.
give me something to fap topreferably with children
>>2245433i'm not a pedophile, i just like underaged horses
>>2245465>>2245464There's something wrong with this thread
>>2245460>old spoiler imagele goofy face
>>2245445so, uh, ...yes?
>>2245388>You will never grunt and roll out of bed, tangling her legs in your comforter.>You will never step over the struggling mass bet topper as you make your way into the kitchen, the coffee pot just finishing its programed drip.
>>2244951Fix it up. Earn your mark. Relive the memories!http://www.fimfiction.net/story/27528/The-Mill
>>2245446>All brothers.>And 'cousins'.
>>2245469Looks pretty normal to me.
>>2245465pedophiles pls go
[hop] with me MLPG
>>2245446>a big Mexican familywhy is scootaloo fanon so bad. this is like if bon bon feeding lyra xboxes caught on
>All the pedos in the thread.>Suddenly 'To Catch a Predator' gets a new season.
>>2245511You mean Bonbon doesnt?MY LIFE IS A LIE
>>2245498>implying pedophilia is badWe're not child molestersat least I hope not
>>2245511I liked the Bonbon feeder fetish fanon;_;
>>2245511Hey hey hey...We made it kinda cute.
>>2245511ORALE
>Headcanons
>>2245511>Scoots having a loving family>bad fanon
>>2245520pedophiles pls go
>>2245511Where is the pic of Scootaloo's huge spanish name
>>2245530'EY!
>>2245476No.>That feel when Trixie will never grab you by the testicles, throwing you onto the bed with your ass in the air, and then mounting you, revealing her foot long penis and moving on to mount your like a horse, filling you with her magical great and powerful semen, putting a collar on you and being declared her cum dumpster, then demanding you bark for her.Life is a bitch, isn't it?
>>2245547nuh uh
>>2245513>Chris Hanson reading transcripts from the General.>He 'blanks' every bad word.>"Greater than 'I want to coat myself in ropes of marshmallow candy pony blank, while taking multiple stallion blanks up my blank.'"
>>2245537If people were suggesting a "loving family" then the ethnicity of would be a non point. They would be only that. The mexican scootaloo thing smells of racism, but *shrug*. That's not why i don't like it. I'm sure it has something to do with it though
>>2245555'EEEEEEEEYYYYYY!
>>2245572>racismShut up nigger.
>>2245572But it's not racist you ignorant fuck.We never mentioned anything about the beeping smoke detector and the Jesus candles.
>>2245552>No.Is he still banned? Did he abandon us? He was such a curiosity.
>>2245578rrrrWHAT?!
>>2245572>racismYamino pls go.
>>2245555Oh, mang check out dem cincos, si si muy bien.
>>2245572>stereotypes are racist fuck you. You're the reason racism still exists.
>>2245586HOW'D YOU GET IN THERE, ESE?
>>2245583I was the first two pictures, I don't know the fucker who posted that hipster Trixie.
>>2245582>But it's not racist you ignorant fuck.Then why a Mexican family? What's going on there? Is it because she's orange? Wouldn't that make her from the valley? Scootaloo and her jersey shore family
>>2245572>action in asterisksNigga whatI don't know where you came from, but you should probably go back.
>tfw no gf
>>2245616The fact that you require an explanation as to why her family is not American and a different race makes you racist.
>>2245572Fuck you.That's it, I'm done for the night.
>>2245624Squall pls go
>>2245544I don't have it saved, but Cosmo should have it. Enjoy this instead
>Scootaloo Mexican family talk.>Nobody has posted the story yet.Abuela would be so dissapointed.
>>2245597you guys seem really hostile about this.
>>2245624
>>2245559>Sir, did you or did you not post "greater than you will never touch a filly spoiler text non-sexually end spoiler text"? I remind you that you are under oath.
“Yeah,” Scootaloo pressed on. “Is there something you’re not telling us?” Apple Bloom began visibly sweating. She hadn’t expected to be put under inquisition like this and had no idea how to react. She tried to think of a convincing lie, but none came to her. The Apple family honesty once again prevailed.“Fine,” Apple Bloom sighed, “ah’ve liked fillies as far back as ah can recall. But with the way Granny Smith, Mac, and Applejack talk about it...” Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle couldn’t believe their eyes. Apple Bloom, the toughest out of the three of them, the rock around which their friendship was founded, was breaking down before them.
>>2245624oh fuck my sides
>>2245652Why?
Isn't there a confirmed Scootaloo episode coming up in the future?
>>2245625>The fact that you require an explanation as to why her family is not American and a different race makes you racistI am totally nonplussed here. I don't want her to be American. I want to know what landed the collective on Mexican. What traits does she exhibit. Why is her non existent family hand waved away because she's Mexican. Tell me why this fanon makes sense
>>2245616Why does she have to be from the valley because she is orange?Are you some sort of fucking areaist?Are all people from the valley orange to you, is that it?You got something against orange, bro?You wanna go, bro?Bro don't even try me bro.Hold me back.
>>2245658the image is hilarious
>>2245660Because it's cute and she's orange.
>>2245624>That feel when you have a bf instead of a gf
>>2245660>needing traits to be part of a particular raceThat's stereotyping, man. You aren't good at this whole anti-racism thing.
>tfw no lod of emone>tfw wants lods of emone>tfw can't draw
>>2245660I always attributed it to her nature, she seems like the scrappy type and from my experience, many latino girls/women are.
>>2245674But I dun want that>tfw I dun want that
>>2245659Her VA suggested there's a Scoots ep in Season 3 but who knows. Some pretending to be an animator guy suggested an ep in season 2 but that turned out to be fake, and he turned out to be fake
>tfw can't draw
Would you watch a documentary following a homeless Rainbow Dash as she attempts to survive on the streets for a year?
WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
>>2245665There was no point of putting a spoiler on that, ya know.
I wish basic mushroom would come hang with us.
>>2245616Someone a long time ago drew a pic that gave her a really long spanish-sounding name. Something like Scootalina Esperanza Panchita Pancrecia Hermenegilda Maria Loo, and there's a really cute pic of her dancing in a dress that looks kind of flamenco-ish.>>2245631 This one, actually.We just kind of went off of those and had a little fun, and it ended up turning into Scootaloo having a big Mexican family.We got some really nice feels out of it, and some pretty funny moments.Also it's a hell of a lot better than Scootabuse.
>>2245689>tfw cant draw>tfw my IT knowledge is of no use to MLPG[feels] bad man
>>2245695Beanerloo, now it appears as if we've switched to feels.Thank goodness.
>>2245674feels good, man
>>2245688I remember that, happened on Ponychan.Seth went crazy and posted some verbose hyperbole about the fandom's awesomeness on EqD and then quickly ate his own words when it turned out to be a ruse.
>That feel when can't draw.
>>2245682The fact that you brought racism up when we are bringing some racial flavor into the world building kinda flags you as a race baiting Liberal.Sure you want race to be on the front, but only if you can make whitey feel as down as possible.Shit, we are trying to evolve here you fuckass.
>>2245682>That's stereotyping, man. You aren't good at this whole anti-racism thing.I'm trying to make sense of something, man. I think may be trolling at this point! Unless your suggestion is it was landed upon randomly?>She's orangeSo her Dad is Donald Trump and that's why we never see her parents?>Not mexican
>>2245711That's not a proper reflection
>>2245718>trixie cant even be reflected correctlyShes such a failure...
>>2245713Nah I am just pointing out the flaws (read double standards) in your arguments. Stay mad, bro.
>>2245694>Featherweight got a ton of images of Rainbow dash living on the streets, rifling through garbage, blowing the occasional stallion for some money.>But he never got a chance to submit them to the paper.
>That feel when haven't drawn for 3 yearsI'm here for the funny drama
>>2245718That's not a proper sentence.
I always feel better about my fics after I read a few things on FimFiction
>>2245700finally! thank you. that is an adorable picture
>>2245699>tfw you will never smoke with Tabitha
>>2245739That's not a proper pony.
>>2245694Why doesnt she just eat the cats? Shes eaten pussy before
>>2245699Maybe she does. Maybe the most fucked up post made each day is her's.
>>2245752
>>2245748
>>2245748You know, that's an advantage of going to cons.If you get lucky, maybe you could offer to smoke her out after a panel?
>>2245730>Assuming they were all my posts.Stay classy, race baiter.>tfw hispanic and the Scootaloo fics were a high point in the general.
>>2245763FACELESS
>>2245763>Tabitha is Alplblewm
>>2245767>offer to smoke her out>you will never go to a con and throw a smoke grenade into the window in order to get her out
>>2245750That's not a proper opinion.
>>2245700>Scootalina Esperanza Panchita MARGARA Pancrecia Hermenegilda Maria LooAlmost remembered it all.I dunno if that's completely right, but... yeah...Will someone post that pic already? Please?
>>2245781That's not a proper response.
>>2245781That's not aproper assessment of objectivity.
STOP TALKING ABOUT TRIXIE.wat is the scrunchiest pone?
>>2245777>"phenyacyl chloride" is a weird name for smoke, but whatever."
>>2245787That's not a proper implication of objective semantics.
>>2245792Trixie
>>2245694"Yeah, know, I miss the cloud house and all that but lets be real, I couldn't keep up that kind of lifestyle. And I dunno, out here on the streets? There's a freedom to it. Like, for example, You can't smoke crack in your own home in Equestria, but you damn sure can smoke it on the streets."[Rainbow bites her lip for a moment and then begins to cry uncontrollably. Sad indie music begins playing and we cut to a black and white shot of a hanging lightbulb.]
Would you two kindly shut the fuck up?
>>2245783it is Scootalina Esperanza Panchita Margara Francisca Filonema Pancracia Hermenegilda Maria Loo
>>2245809no
>>2245806[oooh]
>>2245767>You know, that's an advantage of going to consHasbro doesnt allow her to go to cons. I know she's been, so it's probably like "doesnt allow her to go unescorted" or something
>>224580010/10
>>2245816...Damn! I ALMOST had it...
>>2245787>>2245784The fuck more do you want from me?! I can only respond with the same response with different words so many times. Nah, I don't care, that was a bit fun though.
>>2245806>There will never be a fic done in the style of 'The Cleaner' where Berry Punch is forced to choose her alcohol, or her daughter.
>>2245792>>2245800
>>2245828That's not a basic mushroom.
>Posting irrelevant ponies>Halfway through 2012Might as well start posting some G1
>>2245783
Hey, is Aspirants session 1 of Rarity quest up on that site where Pinkie quest was hosted?Anyone have a link?`
MLPG, what is it like to kiss a _boy?
>>2245861Like kissing a girl, but it's a boy?
>>2245821>Hasbro can't let Tabitha go to cons alone>because they know she'd smoke with a bunch of bronies and spill all the info on S3
>>2245847okay
>>2245857Thank you!
>you will never slowly work a hand-operated vacuum pump for pone
>>2245857I'm mexican, I just realized I have not just one but two crosses hanging out in my room
>>2245861puɐs ɟo sbɐq
>>2245858Quest 1, parts 1 and 2:http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/Aspirant/Rarity%20Quest/Rarity%20Quest%201%2C%20Part%201.pnghttp://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/Aspirant/Rarity%20Quest/Rarity%20Quest%201%2C%20Part%202.png
>>2245869>that feel when my sister got into MLP before me
>>2245861A lot like kissing a girl, unless they haven't shaved recently. Then it's a little tickley.
>>2245857Not post the fic.
>>2245868>Dozens of bronies go missing for two weeks>Tabitha took them out into the desert on a psilocybin-fueled Spirit quest.
>>2245861About the same.
>>2245857
>>2245890There's a fic?
>>2245885Wonderful. Thanks
>>2245861depends on how pretty the boy is.
>>2245748Wasn't there a rumor that she hands out pot brownies at work?
>>2245893>Half of them die from the sweat lodge.>She is awarded the Nobel prize
Apparently Tabitha brings cookies to everyone in the studio. How nice.
>>2245869nevermind i only have two pictures and fuck finding more
Work on your thing!You know, if you're not busy and are just procrastinating... What could it hurt?
>>2245858>>2245885Once we get father ahead, I'll make a web page for Rarity.>>2245906No problem.
>>2245911Not that I know of.But she DOES bring cookies, from what I hear.
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>2245914Nobody eats them though, because they know.
>>2245921>tfw finished marker pony ficFeels good brony
>>2245921But I've stay up all night, and when LK's quest is done, I want to got to bed. Am I a bad person?
>>2245928Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens.
>>2245911>you will never order a pizza with tabitha when you get the munchies>she will never pretend to be Rarity on the phone as you crack up
>>2245864>>2245889But I've never kissed a girl. ;_;
>>2245931>It gets popular.>Bronies take it and make marker pony their own.You fool...
>>2245937Yes you are, how dare you think of sleeping.
>>2245952WHAT WOULD MARKER PONY MARK OTHER THAN MLPG?
>>2245955Her own doom.
>>2245946>pull up to the drive thru>"Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order please?">"WE DESIRE ONE OF YOUR NUMBER 2 COMBOS, MEDIUM SIZED AND ONE OF YOUR NUMBER 3 COMBOS, ALSO MEDIUM SIZED."
>>2245921When is the final due time Leth?Also, still haven't started, tablet is borked, so now I have to pencils even though I can't into pencils
>>2245946>she will never demand anchovies on the pizza>you will never refuse, saying anchovies taste like shit>she will never huff and say "Fine, be that way." in Luna's voice
But wait what if we're all just ponies acting like we watch a show about ourselves?[1]
what if pone was son of god?[1]
>>2245963I'll have a number nine, a number nine large, a number six with extra sauce, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one wit' cheese, and a large soda
>>2245974>She will never do shots of everclear with you.>She will never keep her Rarity accent up the whole time, it getting more and more slurred.
>>2245974God damn it now I want to have stoned adventures with Tabitha.I can't even remember the last time I felt a non-pone feel like this.
>>2245901>Cutie-Mark Crusaders Caballeros YAY!
Do you know how good applesauce is?I know how good applesauce is.
>>2245968You've got about 26 hours!
>>2245993The worst part is you know she would accept you for who you are if she only got to know you. Face it. You don't deserve her, anon.
>>2245991Big Smoke - you FAT motherfucker...
>>2245993>T-Bone's the best
Guys stop it I'm literally going to cry
>>2246005Applesauce taste like shit.
>>2246006This is sufficient for at least something to come of this then
>>2245992>you will never fight for breath as you laugh your self half conscious>she will neverlaugh with you, but in Rarity's voice, prompting you to lose your shit more and more which only encourages her to Rarity-laugh even more
>>2246019we should take this into sexytimes greentext territory then email her the results
>>2246025Spoken like a true brony
>>2246012I would love to read a fic about Rarity being in a gang. Holy shit my sides are stable and ready to be split.
MLPG, how do you make friends?
>>2246034I could write a shortfic if you like.
>>2246036Well, first I show them my penis.Yeah, doesn't work so well.
>>2245992>You will never "WA-HA-HA~!" with her after slamming your shots back at the same time
>>2246036You need a lot of spare parts and a lightning storm.
>>2246036You become Pinkie Pie.
>>2246014>You will never meet Rarities charming family.>She will never be embarrassed to the core from it.>Her mother will never whip out the photo album.>Rarity can let out a scream and magically yank it away before she can show you any of the damning images.>But she knows them by heart, and tells you anyways.
>>2246034>Rarity in a gang>female in a gang>females in gangs are basically all just cumdumptsers>Rarity gangbangyes pls
>>2246040Only if you want.
>>2246044>"Oh, my goodness - I don't think I've ever been this hungry in my whole life! It's simply DREADFUL...!">"I was going to grab some chicken fingers and fries - d'you--">"YES!"
Guys, why am I so happy with my life?Why does everything have to be so good?Why?
>>2246044>you will never pour a shot and go to pour the second>nothing comes out, the bottle is empty>you will never both scramble to get to the last shot>Tabitha will never shout "MINE" and then win>she will never smirk and knock back the shot she just named Tom
She will never do it
>>2246036Go out and do things that force you to be around the same people over and over and try to build up to actual friendship slowly with small interactions until you grow friendly with the person or realize this isn't gonna happen
>>2246005>AJ will never make you applesauce by crushing apples with her buns of steel
>>2246064>Hes not sitting in the middle of the table, screaming his head off at the others.But that's not accurate!
>>2245857i'm going to instead imagine her as a sultry and seductive spaniard with a fiery temper, but, older her, because>pedophiles pls go
>>2246051Nothing sexual.Just Rarity being an incompetent female gang member, in a funny way.>"yes, um, word to that, hahaha"I can't explain...
>>2246061http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MDuR3EHa5shhhhhng
>>2246071Why is she so perfect, /co/?
>>2246063I don't think I know this feel
>Ask for burrito with no sauce>Has sauce on it>Sacrifice it to the ants living in my houseIs it weird that I co-exist with ants so well?
>>2246090>implying she doesn't lurk here 14 hours a day to know exactly what to say to elicit the biggest response from us>implying she isn't lurking right nowteehee.
>>2246063I knew that feel, once.Give it time.
>>2246050>"The first time I gave her a bath in the sink she managed to pee on the stove!">'MOTHER!'>"While sitting!"
>>2246036I don't need friends, I have a high paying job and my own apartment and car, I can live completely alone for the rest of my life.
>"Tabitha, um, I bought you a present.">"What is it, Anon?">A huge bottle of ether. What do you thi-"http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=x0IjmWfUizU
>>2246100>gave them an entire burritoYou dont co-exist. you are their GOD.
Have we watched this yet?http://vimeo.com/42481478
>>2246063>tfw your life is good and you don't feel bad about anything of substance, really
>>2246121
we ded
>>2246121>3 secondsI have limits, /co/
>>2246122>tfw you live a life other people would hate to have yet you're completely satisfied.
>>2246121No.
>>2246115Now all I can picture is little tiny paintings of me in their colony holding a burrito out to an ant.
>>2246111>I can live completely alone for the rest of my life.Without social interaction we lose the ability to communicate, then tell time, then interpret reality correctly. It is impossible to be completely independent. It is really weird that our ability to recognize time and observe reality correctly requires other human beings.
>>2246121>7 secondsNOPE!
>>2246140No wonder I keep thinking things that happened days ago happened weeks ago.
>>2246050in another month, we're going to have more "getting invited to Rarity's family barbeque" stories.that was the best part of Memorial Day.
>>2246121>talking about Fluttershy>he>he>her>he>her
>>2246105Not sure man... Just graduated High School with A's and B's, about to get a brand new computer, moving on to an old shit one that's like 7 years old, I do nothing but sit around playing games, going to college for four years, I have a boyfriend that I both love and care for, plan on moving in with him next year, my life is pretty sweet right now.
>>2246121>God told me to go to BronyconThese people exist. They vote.
>>2246156>Fresh out of high schoolAhaha, oh yeah, you've got some fun ahead of you, kid.
Does anyone have that peanuts parody/whatever with charlie brown complaining about kissing that girl he lusts over and how she had a pimple or something?
>>2246109>"The first and only time she ever played catch with her dad...">Mr. Belle crosses his legs tightly as he looks at the photo of a very young Rarity throwing a football into his crotch.
>>2246149>>2246133I bow before you gentlemen, for you have hearty walls that take long to break.
>>2246156give it a year.
Which pony enjoys urethral sex the most?
>>2246181Fluttershy
>>2246121I am going to watch the whole thing. Be back in 23 minutes.
>>2246192>Wherever he falls>there shall he be buried
>>2246183how does this make you feel /co/?
>>2246181Big mac
>>2246156Don't worry, all things good must come to an end.
>>2246179>>2246165I'm not looking forward to College either, or getting a job, or a drivers license... I'm shit scared of meeting new people, and the thought of driving... And I honestly have no idea where I want to be after college.
>>2245885Oh boy, that was pretty greatI love embarrassing parent stories, and Rarity is perfect for themWhen is Aspirant doing more?
>>2246175>"I had worse moments, like changing her.">Rarity is comatose next to you.>"And we called her a LITTLE stinker, what an exaggeration!" he chuckles at the thought.>You hear the faintest squeak next to you.
>>2246195I definitely agree. Why this fluffy pony shit is popular is beyond me.
>>2246206From someone who learned to drive 6 months ago, at the age of 20: it's not as hard as you think, at least with an auto.
>>2246195It's a cute picture.
>>2246215>heard the little squeak she makes after the last WORST! POSSIBLE! THING!oh god it's perfect
>>2246206Wow. Yeah, enjoy your contentedness while it lasts, because I give it maybe a year.
>>2246175>Sweetie Belle giggles at the picture>"Yeah, you laugh now, but if your sister'd had a stronger arm, you wouldn't have been born."
>Walking around FAO Shwartz >Lego now has a Lord of the Rings set>Just dropped $80 on their Weathertop set.What the fuck just happened guys
>>2246206I hated High School and love College
>>224621011PM Friday, EST.
>>2246247I like your humans a lot better than your ponies, to be honest.
>>2246194Izzard please go
>>2246237>Sweetie misunderstands what her father meant>spends the rest of her week with Rarity desperately making sure Rarity doesn't lift a hoof lest her arm become too strong and erase her from existence
>>2246238Lego sets are expensive as fuck
>>2246247Her legs are really high up his bodyHow would that position even work? I thought it was usually more the lower abdomen/hip area which the legs wrapped aroundOther than that it's actually pretty great, if you haven't been drawing humans long
>>2246237>"FATHER! This is inappropriate discussion in front of our... guest." Rarity exclaims pleadingly>He merely chuckles and ruffles Rarity's hair affectionately
>>2246247The expressions are great, the color work and composition is great.The anatomy is a little wonky.
>>2246238Welcome to New York.Enjoy your stay, fuckball.
>>2246247I like their clothes.
>>2246262this is literally the first human i've drawn. i tried to use basic guidelines for figures and crap but here we are.
>>2246247what the fuck is going on here
>>2246261I have disposable income now, but it still burns.
>>2246247Why does Pinkie's arm suddenly disappear into the wall?
>>2246247Oh? What's the story that this is linked to?
>>2246276His penis is entering at a weird angle.
>>2246280don't get me wrong, I'd buy the fuck out of em too but just in general, god damn man
>>2246279Pinkie's getting NTR'd.
>>2246279It's based off Snarky's fic with an anon humanI imagine he fucks Dash just as Pinkie is about to confess her love to her
>>2246250I hope I have the same feelings.>>2246223I just... Can't stand the thought of it, I'd have no trouble driving in the country or a small town with not very many people, but highways and cities, it's the thought of crashing that scares me.>>2246231I plan to... Very much.
>>2246192 here.8 minutes in. Neighslayer. What kind of fucking band name is that?
>>2246268I was born in NY...How's the friend offs coming along?
>>2246215>"and this was Rarity with her first boyfriend!">Rarity snatches the album away, asking a little too loudly if anyone else is hungry
>>2246263>you discretely take her hand in yours>give it a gentle squeeze as her mother shows a picture of Rarity "back when she used to wet the bed."
>>2246281its supposed to be leaning agaisnt the door, but i somehow forgot to do that. fixing now, thanks>>2246284http://snarky-bastard-inc.blogspot.ca/2011/03/humanized-rainbow-dash-sexy-fun-time.html
>>2246263>Shit like this.Is why I love you guys sometimes.
>>2246295What are you learning in?
>>2246299Eh. Either way.I wouldn't know, because I'm not part of it.
>>2246308Thanks.
I am now on attempt number FOUR of this friendoff entry.God dammit.
>>2246308http://snarky-bastard-inc.blogspot.com/2012/05/still-not-dead-friend-off-submission.html
>>2246305>Her father elbows you as you get up to go get a drink.>"I bet you make her wet the bed now, HAH!">He shuts up as his wife glares at him.
>>2246314Reading some of the comments. It looks like some people are still scrambling to make the date.Three weeks is plenty of time guys
>>2246313Like, what am I going to major in? Fuck if I know, I just had the idea for a few years, I'd just get the basic college stuff out of the way, like math, science, English...I just keep telling my parents that I don't know, and I don't.
>>2245921RagingSemi didn't get back to me yet today on Skype.I need another writefag as my partner for now... ;_;
So how do we do this?
>>2246325hope at least a few of my 5000 followers like your stories!
>>2246332>Sweetie gasps in horror>"If I get a boyfriend, am I gonna start wetting the bed again?!"
>>2246339There isnt something you like to do?Other than post ponies anyway.I liked working on computers and thats what im trainin for.
>>2246339I meant car.Doing the gen ed stuff before choosing a major is fine. If you're not rich better to do that stuff at a community college, btw.
>>2246332>Rarity is now a deep shade of crimson>her fury and embarrassment prevent her from forming a coherent sentence
>>2246332>he glares at you>"but seriously, kid, that's my little girl, and if you touch her, i'll kill you.">he laughs when you swear that you've never done anything with her>"you should'a seen the look on your face, kid."i like the idea that he never lets on if he's okay with you having sex with his daughter or not. and scaring young punks is fun.
>>2246356"...SO! DRINKS?! ANYONE?! MRS. BELLE YOU LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF LADY WHO ENJOYS A NICE GIMLET!!"
>>2246339It's funny, I can see the slow onset of cynicism through harsh life lessons even now.You were bubbly 5 posts ago, now the tone has changed.
>>2246339Only go to college if you want to learn something specific or if you just like learning, otherwise you'd end up with a mountain of debt and a psych degree to show for it.Take a year off if you have to it ain't a race.
goodnight MLPG
http://junglepony.deviantart.com/oh shit
>>2246373[goodnight]
>>2246362>You suddenly regret agreeing to that fishing trip.>You saw enough mob movies to know where this is going...
>>2246380That's adorable.
>>2246379who?
>>2246362Now if only Rarity would be the type to come up with a witty and embarrassing response.>"Wet the bed? Oh puhlease, dad, I could hardly walk!" she says with a sly tone, giving your leg a little rub
>>2246355I'm going to a Junior college, if that's any different, I honestly have very little knowledge of anything about colleges, it would probably be a good idea to research.And I haven't done anything with my driving test, or anything.>>2246353There's a lot of things that I like, but I wouldn't do them as a job, you know? I thought about doing something with computers, since I do like them, but then I realized I know nothing about them, so I have second thoughts about that.
>>2246380Isn't this a game over theme?
>>2246379What did they do?
>>2246379What the what? What happened there?I hope I'm not next...
>>2246391But that's not ladylike.And she saves that kind of talk for when you two are alone in the guest-room... right before Sweetie barges in to bring in some fresh bedlinens and tell you dinner's gonna be ready soon.
>>2246370>It's funny, I can see the slow onset of cynicism through harsh life lessons even now."The rest of your life" is a heavy concept to teens, and is a big reason why a lot of them succumb to suicide.When you get older it's different, but I can't articulate why. Things change.
>>2246401Far off Promise from Chrono TriggerMost of my music is vidya :/
>>22463791. I don't know who that is.2. >Caring about what happens to artists on deviantart.
>>2246379>2 year DA account>3 month premium remaining>that amount of page views>that amount of commentsAll is lost.
>>2246398juco/community college are the same thing.Computer science programs are designed to allow people who have never touched a computer to learn. It's not about what you know going in, it's about your ability to think algorithmically, at least if we're talking software development.
>>2246370Teens don't like to think ahead much. Things are good for them now, so why worry, right?
>>2246398Well you dont need prior knowledge for computers since courses generally start form the beginning.Just gotta be serious about actually learning the stuff.
>>2246409I keep reporting you but nothing ever happens
>>2246412>"MOOOOOOOM! ANON'S TRYING TO HURT RARITY BY CHOKING HER WITH SOMETHING ATTACHED TO HIS HIP!"
>>2246391>he smiles, but his teeth grind and his hand curls into a fist>(in dead monotone) "i am glad you two have such a healthy love life."
>>2246418>>2246409>>2246403he did those fancy almost but just a tad before R34 vectors (like fluttershy soaking in the water)
>>2246418It was actually a good artist
How many hours left in the friend-off?
>>2246442>Your balls were not aware her father was so in tune with the force.
>>2246438what ep? how did I missed this?>
>mfw I watched that WHOLE brony videoI really hope that they didn't get to Max.,,
>>2246456It's season 2 episode 16: Hurricane Fluttershy
>>2246452>>2246006
>>2246442>Mrs. Belle chuckles suggestively and pats him on the butt.>"Women in our family are pretty adventurous... AREN'T THEY, DEAR?">she grins at him>Sweetie Belle asks why everyone's suddenly so quiet.
>>2246465>16
>>2246398By the way, when looking for a driving instructor, look for a calm person. Honestly the single biggest thing a driving instructor offers that your mom or dad doesn't is their ability to sit in the passenger seat without screaming whenever you don't brake quite fast enough for their liking.
>>2246192Just watched the entire thing. Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Thought I saw someone normal. Nope he was insanely violent apparently. The ONE normal guy I saw in the video was being ridiculed by the fucking losers. What the fuck?
It's only a matter of time.
>>2246418Hey man, I care.
>>2246463You are the bravest, anonGive us a recap
>>2246463what video. i just got here
>>2246479IT HASN'T EVEN BEGUN
>>2246439What.
>>2246493
>>2246370I've learned a lot of things, but there's plenty more life lessons to learn through life, that's why they're called life lessons.>>2246371Parents won't let me, I wanted to take a year off, they said no.>>2246427>>2246436Yeah, I see what you mean, I might think about it... Though I do love to learn, although that I guess only applies if I want to learn it...
>>2246490>>2246121Enjoy. I hope Max got better friends and I hope that black guy in the DnD part got better friends too.
>>2246479woops>>2246463and>>2246490http://vimeo.com/42481478
>>2246473>You sit silently, trying to hide the smirk creeping across your features>because Mrs Belle is right, the women are very adventurous indeed
>>2246486what happemed to niggers? they are damn faggots nowadays
>>2246006Wait. You mean it ENDS today? So it doesn't start until tomorrow? FUCK LETH
>people who don't realize they cannot into singing
>>2246517thats a black person anon.remember theres a difference.
>>2246517Every time I see that gif my mind immediately screams "oh how I would".I'm not 100% sure how I feel about that.
>>2246463Does it really have a guy talking about how a fluttershy scarf cured his sore throat?
>>2246473>In a desperate attempt to change the subject you note that Rarities accent differs from her parents.>She hardly gets a chance to blurt out 'please don't' before they jump on the subject.
>>2246517Slavery happened.Nice work conforming darkies, you fucking cracker.
>>2246523>tfw friend told me I'm good with music just cuz I whistled something perfectly>I dont know a thing about musicDoesnt help I can recreate a song 100% accurately in my head. fuck
>>2246506Trixie's horn really is massive, isn't it?
>>2246509Did he just say holiday keer?
>>2246478I kind of want to hide under a rock now. It didn't seem that bad when I went.I only really lost my shit when Seth came by with the giant Trixie hat. I didn't even know it was him, I was just like "wow, really? What a douchebag."
I drew you a sleeping ponae.
>>2246538Shut up Nathan.
>>2246521It wound up being extended or something. I haven't been following it too closely.
>>2246488Around halfway through the video they show how this one guy, Max, a 'brony hater', who apparently is mad at the bronies because they "stole his best friends" from him. I feel bad for the guy. They then show the fighting is magic demo, a few bronies literally run up to the projection screen and start yelling "TAKE MY MONEY". Some other guy, Adam, talks about how the show has helped to alleviate his bipolarity, etc. Also, part of it showed a brony asking for five happy meals with girl toys in McDonalds and opining them in the public.>>2246526Yes, he ditched his friends' band that he was in so that he could go to bronycon.Pic related, me throughout the whole video.
>>2246507>I hope Max got better friendswait. MadMax is in the video?
>>2246546>extending the deadline because ponyfags can't stop fapping to ponies for 5 minutes to work on their shit
>>2246547Ok I may be a faggot for this the TAKE MY MONEY part sounds kinda funny.Doesnt excuse the rest though
>keep your plans secret for now>must be a sign I should go to broneconThis is a bad story
>>2246555Well we had to regather our sides after this morning so we needed an extension
>>2246555Wrong. It was extended because of the Hoppip FuckableLyra debacle.
>>2246555It's unfortunate that people ended up procrastinating then in the final week we got the AB thing and now Hoppop's plushie.This is what happens when you procrastinate.
>>2246547I think it's time I found a better fandom.
>>2246534Yes, it is.And I like it massive.
>>2246561ANYTHING can be delayed by that shitstorm. I was laughing for hours.
>>2246534All that size, and she cannot get anyone to love her.Just goes to show you, it does not matter how big your horn is, you better not let a spyrofag latch onto you.
>>2246562>if you procrastinate everything just kind of works outThis is a good lesson
>>2246555That Fluttershy looks like a cat.
>>2246533You too?Do you ever mentally add flourishes and chords on top of the actual song?
>>2246529>"oh, well, you know, hon, she dated one of those French-Canadian boys that live across the street, and she wanted to seem more 'sophisticated', i guess sounding like an AMERICAN doesn't count as 'sophisticated'...">"yeah, i hated that kid. always cheerin' for the Nordiques. hate 'em less now that they're the Avalanche, but still..."
Now, this is a story all about howMy life got flipped-turned upside downAnd I liked to take a minuteJust sit right thereI'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
>>2246575>nordiques>tfw your time might be the nordiques soon ;_;
>>2246575>passive-aggressive>Hockey fan doncha know10/10 you nailed midwest
>>2246561>Hoppip FuckableLyra debacledid i miss delicious drama? i remember when she demo'd the thing for us. no one gave a shit?
>>2246546And I thought ya'll were a productive bunch when put to task.
>>2246580team*
>>2246563I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO GO BAD THE MOMENT I SAW IT.>>2246559>>2246561>>2246562EXCUSES
>>2246574No my friend (same one) does that when he whistles. It brings out the autism in me for some reasoncant stand that shit
>>2246586Some dude of twitter was "le epic doxing" hippo.
>>2246545Nice try, but not even close.
>>2246563unf/r/ing similar pic of PP, seen it like yesterday, but it was thumbnail
>>2246547>I have friends, but we don't fight dragons like the ponies doJesus fucking Christ.....
>>2246575Forget my wiafu.I have found my family...I don't even like Rarity, but this is my fucking family.
>>2246586She's made the auction, Tumblr found it and started up some silliness making up nonsexual uses for it, it wound up on the front page of reddit, someone said he had to hand in her brony badge, and finally there was some fellow who started trying to dox hoppip, failed miserably and then wound up in a hilarious back and forth with GG.
>>2246610>you will never fight dragons with your friends
>>2246618>implying I dontVidya games FOREVER
>>2246618>you will never have dragon friends to fight with
>>2246529>"Yeah! What about that, dear? Where'd ya pick THAT up?">you feel Rarity glaring a hole in the side of your head>Goddamn it
Ughsorry about that everyoneI had to take a nap and now my shoulder hurts from dunking too hard
>>2245925I think this image is proof that concept > execution.
>>2246591>that feel when your team chokesWHY MUST I BE A SHARK VICTIM>>2246584Rarity's dad loves all sports, and has seemingly an encyclopedic knowledge of them on. except for soccer, "cause i can't watch it unless i'm drunk, and then i ain't watchin' it, y'know?"
>>2246634swishhhh
>>2246634That poor guy got so dunked earlier.
>>2246640>another thread simulatorDo these people not understand that it stopped being funny after the first two?
>>2246634GG!GG!BABY BABY BABY!
>>2246641Next year is da year
>>2246634Cool story, bro.
>>2246645>lol I wasn't trying to dox him!
>>2246641I think you mean Golf.>"Soccer's an all right game by me! Almost as fun as real football! Especially when you got money ridin' on the outcome."
>>2246634save us, Y2W.
Yeah.Galo sengen.
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
>>2246670GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
>>2246670Anon please GO GO GO GO GO GO GALO SENGAN
>>2246613>ome fellow who started trying to dox hoppip, failed miserably and then wound up in a hilarious back and forth with GG.link? screencap? something?
>>2246655
>>2246677>coyote in the hatbahahah that guy came in at the perfect time
>>2246682MLPG has an archive
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
>>2246679>>2246680>>2246681And you guys wonder why I fucking love you.
>>2246677he didn't even notice the spaghetti I made him :(
>>2246697
>>2246708bahahahahahahaha
>you will never watch MLP for the first time again
He sure got dunked.
You can all blame GG for that too. Whenever I see someone post that I instantly think of Galo Sengen.
>>2246715he is doing it wrong way
>>2246708>>2246703>>2246696>>2246686>>2246677The fuck am I looking at.
>>2246720>dunkedMore like chaos dunked.
>>2246716implying i've ever watched it
>>2246724Life
>>2246633>>2246529>>2246575>That night, Rarity stays on her side of the guest-room bed, her back to you>"Honey? You oka--">"I do NOT wish to speak with you right now. Go to sleep."
>>2246716I hated pilots
personally I think his text dunks were the icing on the cake
>>2246733Thank got I watched episode 3 first.
>r63 Rarity and Zecora will never fill your holesfeels bad man
>>2246724The fact that anyone could see these images and the whole situation is quite scary
GG, draw Rarity's family.>captchaGO PACKERS, YOU CHICAGO FUCKS
>>2246738>mfw I'm going to use that line
>>2246716I remember how I felt though.>Okay why is /co/ into this.>This is stupid, animation is decent.>I never thought thered be an anti social pony>That ending. WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?>Okay, just one more episodealso I used to skip the songs, even the theme
>>2246750Who is this?
>>2246763>kill me now.jpg>deadwell, he got what he asked for
>>2246763I goofed. I mixed Theissen up with Ingram.
>>2246766Leth's sense of humour for you.
>>2246763>>2 4me
>>2246749nahthis whole thing reeks of piss fetish
>>2246762>also I used to skip the songs, even the themeNot even I did that, geez Klondike.
>>2246750>>2246772Lol it happens
>>2246779That was like TWO posts, dude. The rest is about Rarity being embarrassed by her stereotypically mid-western middle-class family.
>>2246575>You will never have the awkward moment alone with her.>"Well?">'Hmm?'>You notice her accent has changed, she sounds more like a younger version of her mother.>"Do you hate me?"
>>2246787like half the posts were about rarity peeingsorry bro, I can recognize an undertone
>>224677710/10
>>2246779GG. Draw me some Galo Sengen ponies. Please. Like a pony laying in a tanning bed. Yes. This would please me.
>>2246781Yeah but you came into the show already gay. That's not fair.
>>2246745>Fuck a zebra>Tell her to bring me an ice pack>AN ICE PACK
>>2246796thats like months old
Okay, that's enough posting in General for one life time.Goodbye to you all, it was weird being here, hope to never see you ever again.Back to Ponychan I go.Although I'll always think of /mlp/ in my heart
>>2246804Pfft like you wouldnt suck a stallions dick...I know I wouldIm not gay though.
>>2246804I still skip the theme. I listen to the songs once and if I rewatch an episode with a song in it I skip it. If it's on TV I change the channel.
>>2246804I'm not gay, you faggot.I just appreciate that kind of music
>>2246789>you snicker>"what? oh, god, you hate me, don't you?">"no, it's just... it's kinda a funny accent, don'chanoo?">she smiles, kisses you on the cheek, and rolls over>"you're not getting any for a month, asshole."
>>2246795I'm letting this go... but only because that show of yours earlier cemented my respect for you....y-you can't stop me grumbling about it, though!Goddamn piss fetishists ruin everything...
>>2246815
LK quest where?
>>2246716I'm so behind I'm STILL watching old episodes for the first time.
>>2246820>not sticking it in her butt
>>2246826>>2238511
>>2246762I used to skip the intro only.I still do
>>2246829the [Dick]
>>2246832Thanks.I take it it's over already.
>>2246820>slip your arms around her and pull her close.>"Can't stop me cuddlin' ya, there, can ya?"
>>2246839me2
>>2246795come on, bro. weren't you here for the last week? leading up to Memorial Day, any mention of Rarity was talking about her family.
>>2246840contra?
>>2246844Nope, still going. Might be approaching the end though, I think our escape from our current situation'd be a good place to stop, or cliffhanger if he's feeling particularly mean.
>>2246825I'm gonna bop you, girl
Why is Rainbow Blitz such a raging homosexual?[1]
>>2246864DEXTERS A COOKIE
>>2246855Don't you mean Probotector
>>2246866That song is horribly fitting
>>2246866I would a male dashie
>>2246879>Queercore>not being RD's anthempick one.
>>2246871Oh you crazy yuros
>>2246839>>2246850I just got tired of doing it eventually
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>>2246732>"Look, I know I messed up...just hear me out, don't talk, don't listen if you want. Your parents are fun, I may have gotten a little into their charm. I know they embarrass you, and that's what parents do.">"Hate me for it in the morning like yu apparently do now, but I like them."
>>2246909UM YES. It's a really good episode. One of my favorites maybe.
>>2246121"if we didnt have murderers and rapists and such i wouldnt have anything to watch when i turend on the news"seriously, what the fuck?and hes crying on camera. i just cannot believe it. absolutely blew my mind into spaghetti orbit
>>2247266"Im more happy hating the bulk of people, like I am now"jesus christ, when you think it just cant get any worse they pull this miserable asshole out. seriously, hes worse than any of the bronies in this video.and Im only halfway through. jesus christ
