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>>2220025Is this going to be the last thread?
>poob
>some handpuppet
What if ponies were Cromartie High?
pone
Which pony enjoys bellyrubs the most?
>>2220058>SURPRISE!>your death
AWESOME, MORE LYRA.COMMENCE THE LYRA ART.AND BONBON TOO.
Which pony spends the most time with her vacuum pump?
>rape
Rumble is a cute pony
>>2220061that is sure a beautiful dolphin
>>2220088>you will never own a vibrating rumble plushie
>>2220068Guys, I think Anthrozawa might be a human.
>more fun than a pillow fight!
Love and Tolerance bronies!
>>2220080Is it LEE-ra or LIE-ra?
>>2220085DID YOU EVER DRAW THAT LYRABON
>>2220104So slow.
>>2220076PinkieThe extra agitation helps her work all that gas out of her system
Banned from Equestria (Daily) - Alpha 1.3 Asset Extract:http://www.mediafire.com/?16aiwrm8a4cydb1
>>2220115LIE-ra.Fuck chistery, how do you not know this?
>>2220120Smile and Isaac usually get it...
>>2220115Lie-ra.
>>2220082Oh... oh myTwilight
>>2220115lie-ralike a lyrethe thing her name is based on
>>2220112Rose does it again
>>2220078and then a skeleton popped out
we lyrabon now?
>>2220102The prettiest dolphin in the sea
>>2220112Pfhahahahha.
>>2220105But-- he's so good with fillies!And he has such a soothing voice...!
>>2220134Do you know how many people I talk about this show life in real life?Virtually nil. The ones that I do speak with only know the main cast and wouldn't touch the fandom with full bee-keeping gear on.
>>2220069>I wonder what freckles taste like
>>2220112Give me those now!
>>2220151>UWAHRead that in the Kachous voice.GOD DAMNIT
>>2220130Stop trying to make Gilda sympathetic. That way.She more than likely had shitty uncaring parents. All the shitty kids I deal with were like that.
>>2220161Don't give me excuses.
>>2220068Hey guys what's the name of that song that goes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCYrA3I1LqI
>>2220116SOON
>>2220151I fucking love this.Everything about it.I printed it and put it on my ceiling so when I lay in bed at night it's the last thing I see before I got to sleep.
>>2220160He really is good with the fillies.
>>2220123>bellyrubs followed by farts and gigglesYes, I am okay with this
ohai
>>2220160I haven't seen that pic. Where'd you get it? Where are you getting your secret uncompleted Tex Anonpics?
>>2220209That pic is really old anon.
>>2220197how horrifying
>>2220191GOD DAMMIT YOU ARE THE SLOWEST PIECE OF SHIT
>>2220115hahrt-stringz
>>2220216I don't have a complete Tex Anon picture series.
>>2220128>berry punch in bondageMY DICK
>>2220221Get bent >>2216354
>>2220230Wait till you see Bonbon cunniligusing her.
which pony enjoys sucking random colts cock through a gloryhole the mostwait hang on i just realized gloryholes wouldn't work for dude ponies because they would have to stand in an very un-qudrapedial position to use one. We're gona have to design a brand new type of glory hole for stallions.Whoa I just realized traditional human gloryholes would actually work better for girls receiving anonymous oral sex then guys. Seems fitting for a matriarchal society.
>>2220082Did anybody cap that vacuum pump greentext? I think it was with Lyra.
fucking relevanthttp://diarrheaworldstarhiphop.tumblr.com/post/23982867927/robbydude-whatsuppal-whoaitsjoe
>>2220161It's pronounced the same way Lyre is. Pretty easy to figure out.
>>2220230Its a shame pokehidden will just go on another MY LIFE IS DEEEEEEEEEATH phase and delay the game for 5 years.
>>2220228Damn, that sucks for you.
>>2220128This came out too?Damn, I go camping for 4 days and so much shit happens.Did anything besides the Lyra plush thing happen since AB's stream?
>>2220243
>>2220220I'M SORRY I'M NEW TO THIS DRAWFAG SHITI CANNOT ANATOMY OR FACE AND YOU WANT ME TO DRAW FOR YOUBut really though, why pick me instead of somebody who actually knows how to draw?
>>2220247it would be more like a hole in a table.and rarity, she is a slut.
>>2220269I guess he has a tumblr with all of them orsomething?
>>2220247
>>2220279Last I checked, fluttershy was the slut. When did this change?
>>2220276BECAUSE I WANT TO WATCH YOU SUFFER
>>2220128Where's the Flash itself?
>>2220243>Bonbon/berry punchWhat? Are you sure he is not going to use this one?
>>2220295http://pokehidden.tumblr.com/
>>2220295pokehidden.tumblr.com
>>2220115>LEE-ra>LEE>LE>>>/reddit/>>>/9fag/
>>2220295>turns name on to request porn flashNasse what are you doing
>>2220294
>>2220282I saved all these from way before the move.
Give me your images of The Burdened.
>>2220319Why haven't you drawn >rape yet Nernaki?
>>2220220>implying I'm not the slowest piece of shit of allCan't even remember all the requests.Also, what became of that Friend-off? I never got an email from my partner.
>>2220322Didnt you hear? He is Unburdened now. He has become even more powerful than ever before.
>>2220128what is it?
>>2220327Because I don't like rape.And I can't draw.I colored Rape Train though.
>>2220322NOW IN FULL MOTION VIDEOhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3QRSh4ffmQ
Raking sand is a tedious job
I know, I know, not-pone...but I'm sorry, I had to get rid of it somehow.
>>2220274>>2220301sorry, my memory is bad. have a still, I'm too lazy to make it a gif.It's all in that mediafire link, though
>>2220319YES, THIS PLEASES MEbut really, I just suggested it because it was a really boring day. I was not expecting to encounter king of the slows
>>2220313Lol, Nasse is well-known horsefucker, he just don't draw smut to pretend he is pure, haha.Pathetic.
>>2220349So is Lyra/Bonbon?
>>2220313Actually it was just on and I didn't bother removing itWell I'll go now
>>2220320http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM91ud4W_y4
>>2220349From another angle in the extracted files...
>>2220348And you think WE wanted it? Take your garbage somewhere else.Or better yet - delete it.
gotta' go faaaaAAAA!
>>2220322>>2220332We didn't run a BronyQuest yet, did we? I need to assume my mantle as Gunter, Prince of Thieves.
>>2220349...Is that Lyra/Twilight?
>>2220247the one for dudes would have to be an L shaped room where the girl keels in a little alcove on one side and the dude can mount the wall on the other side.slightly more complex then just drilling a hole in a bathroom stall for the fillies to get a little lickin
>>2220320More. I like these.
>>2220355At least he speaks better English than you do.
>>2220363...Aaand here's the bonbon I mentioned. Probably the "1" scene.
>>2220376berry punch, learn your shit negro
>tfw a brony OC wants to fuck your OC that you didn't even make yourself
>>2220390You ask for this taw.
>>2220348why are you even here?
>>2220390Poor Taw
>>2220385>caring about background ponies>2012brony plz go
>>2220390Oh god link that shit.
>>2220403X fuckin' D
>tfw you're reading this as a bunch of Cromartie students sitting in an empty classroom, brushing your pony-toys' manes
>>2220390Hahaha. Oh dear.
>>2220413>reposting
>>2220403Here's your precious twaifu, fag.
>>2220320>>2220269Huh, thanks. I somehow hadn't seen either of those two before.
>>2220378I'll think about it.
Which pony has the heaviest balls?
>>2220413>tfw someone reposts your post a thread after you posted itFeels like why?
>>2220413Reminds me of this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrI7QUJfkvI
>>2220425
>>2220440______Pip
>>2220440Soarin
>>2220440Snails
>>2220440big mac obviously
>>2220292they are all sluts. sex is fun and feels good and magicspells/plants/otherthings would be a really good and safe form of contraception and STD prevention and pony society is a happay place where no one makes you feel bad for wanting too much or too little sex.
>>2220427We Tex now
>>2220440Big Mac, for he is a very big ponoe
>>2220440Pinkie Pie. She has balls stashed all over Ponyville, so at least one of them must be particularly massive.
There's just so few Tex pictures out there.DAMMIT TEX, COME BACK ALREADY.
A-cups best cups
>>2220488how is farting someones fetish
Hey MLPG, just coming in to remind youDON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON THE CITY
>>2220492>nothing at all tex10/10, upvote if u crai erry tiem ;_;7
>>2220492>dat Texunf
>>2220488I know the intention, but at first glance I keep thinking his hat is farting.
>>2220488What a bitch...
>>2220469>Rarity DuckfaceMy sides!
>>2220499>one step from loli antry fluttershyewww
>>2220464>>2220463>>2220459>you will never take turns hefting each one's leathery ballsack, trying to judge for yourself whose is largest>you will never discretely fondle each one as you go, knowing that all three have been edging themselves thinking it would help them win
>>2220501I don't know
>>2220492>nothing at alluh brb
>>2220499>no big soft breasts or wide, childbearing hipsNo sir, I don't like it.
>>2220488moar allie.
>>2220499DFC is nice, but for some reason that doesn't look right.Maybe the shape of the chest is off or something.
WowI'm actually going to have something substantial for the Friend-OffThanks, GrandView(tm).
>>2220492Fucking hornjobs
>>2220492>your art will never be this good
DORKS
I really don't have many left.This is a sad day.
>>2220525why's that white fucker so tall?this pinkie might be a better fit
>>2220504SHE'S BEEN DEAD FOR YEARS NOW
>>2220543ive been slaving over a hot tablet all day for youit's gonna be greatyou're gonna love it
>>2220556
>>2220556Ahaha! The way he is looking at her ass
>>2220543>apple>>>/histerville/the only pones in hipsterville are the pre-G4 kind
>>2220525>that was the plan>to give you a boner
>>2220543>mac
>>2220564> hot tabletIs dat sum iPad 3?
>>2220567"I'm going to fucking murder you, pink one."
>>2220567Man, I haven't seen that one before 10/10
>>2220581nah, just a faulty wacom
>>2220501Farts<Feets
http://www.discodiscord.com/?video=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DjSoPeZMHMf4%26feature%3Dplayer_embedded&bpm=100Anybody remember this thing?
>there will never be a slice of life episode starring Princess Celestia and Princess Luna
There's a few more, but I think everyone has already seen them.
>>2220592except pones don't have feet
>>2220574>and it worked>you got one>boner
>>2220600Oh, you never know...;)
>>2220605Sure they do!
>>2220573If I could use that old Mac II SE I have in the next room to SSH into my other computer and nano all this up, I wouldBut noThis be 64-bit Intel all the waySorry to disappoint y'allYou know, in a world with magitech and steampunk, what the Hell is "oldschool" for Equestrian hipsters to cling to?
>there will never be a fart joke in the show
>>2220602I haven't.
>>2220616I like feet when they're cute. The kind in these drawings are never really cute.
>>2220573>the only pones in hipsterville are the pre-G4 kindAJ, Cheerilee and Scoots?
>>2220555
>>2220616This art reminds me of that Facade game.
>>2220592Pool Toys>Feet
>>2220085>tfw you'll never catch a pone that has evolved to be a good swimmer
>>2220619lol farts xd
I'll post the last few for the hell of it.
>>2220602>twilight ignoring his stage 4 cancer
>>2220602More?
>>2220628I saw this picture and smelled some algebraic mean of Krispy Kremes and marshmallow Rice Krispy treats.UhIs this what a stroke feels like?
>>2220632That's it you need to leave
I want to see Pinkie Pirate with two peglegs on one side and an eyepatch.In exchange, an image I downl;oaded somewhere.
>>2220616no really, i assure you. they don't have feetsorry bro
>>2220602God damn, that Twilight Sparkle ranks up there as one of the most adorable I've ever seen.
You will never cuddle with your waifu after a long day
>>2220649MELONS
>>2220634>tiaralost
>>2220633Why can't you people have normal fetishes?
>>2220645now that you mention it, it does kind of invoke a sugary marshmallow smellcan strokes be internet contagious?
>>2220641Oh God. The ponies are so small and adorable. You could pick them up and hold them.They're talking pastel dogs.
>>2220667I have all the fetishes.all of them.
>>2220645aha what
postang finals
>>2220674>they're pastel dogs
>>2220674The perfect size for bedtime snuggles
Quick, name me a pony and an emotionnon-sexual.
>>2220667because this is 4chan silly
>>2220667>tfw low level fetishes>tfw somehow there is a lack of pone porn involving said fetishesSuch is life as a casual.
>>2220667We have those too.It's just more fun with the weird stuff!
>>2220653there's a couple more of these I think.Anyone got em?
>>2220644they are almost all herehttp://texdraws.tumblr.com/
>>2220667Wheres the strap on?
>>2220667Torture and rape and pretty normalI guess
>>2220692Twilight, regret.
>>2220634>tfw tiarawhy will never animate Fluttershy being gangraped by timberwolves
>>2220632>Facade with poniesOH GOD MY SIDES
>>2220692pinkiebemused
>>2220692Sad Pinkie
>>2220684I need to know where these are coming from.
>>2220674Their heads have to be approximately human-size. Maybe a bit bigger to hold those big fucking eyeballs. Thus, their bodies are little. As in "my little pony"?
>>2220655
>>2220667>tfw my mom is a nurse so any nurse porn is a boner killer
And final.>>2220702you just couldn't let me have this
>>2220709 So, can I make you one of my drink inventions?
>>2220692Twilight, regret.Over her missed chance.Of asking out Rainbow Dash.
>>2220667I'll boner over whatever I like, fuckface!
>>2220715tumblrlot's of different artists actuallyfortunately I am following most of themor unfortunatelyi don''t know anymore
>>2220719Around here that would be a boner enhancer.
>>2220688They have never really looked like ponies. They look more like dogs or cats. With human anime style faces.
Oh yeah, from Tex's tumblr as well.
>>2220729but it's anthro, dude.anthro!
>>2220663
>>2220698You wanted my stash of amputee/cyborg ponies? You git it.
>>2220735Every time I see that picture I keep thinking shes wearing a black dress or something.Please tell me she is and im not blind.
>>2220729FEET ARE GROSS YOU ARE GROSS
>>2220719But everyone's mom was a nursedoesn't kill it for memaybe you just have oedipus problems
>>2220743DID SOMEONE SAY ANTHRO?
>>2220690>you will never wake up to find that your little pony has snuck into bed with you>she will never snuggle into your chest with a little smile, fast asleep.
I fucking love the faces Tex draws so much.
Would you indulge pone in her darkest fantasies?
>>2220719Is your mom hot?
>>2220747badass manthanks
>>2220724Is it wrong that I wish to emulate Tex Anon's hairstyle, clothing and general look? He's one smooth looking dude. I'm going to get that haircut tomorrow since my hair has gotten too long.
BAD ANONS BADNO ANTHRO
>>2220756>You will never drop it in her wubwub
>>2220759I only said it twice! i thought beetlejuice rules applied!
>>2220771Thats good in my opinion.
>>2220771Nothing wrong with wanting to look like Kenshiro.
>>2220765Only if I can show her who the boss of this gym is
>>2220724Fuzzy > Fluffy anyday.
>>2220759Oh shit, has he learned that waists aren't an inch thick?
>>2220756>tfw you will never hotdog Scratch and wobble her asscheeks around your dick
>>2220756>ipod_controlled_vibrator.png
>>2220742>Pinkie stepping on his faceHaha. Just like a cat.
>>2220732 i dont know why but anything even remotely like the idea of incest is a boner killer for me, i can get off to nearly anything but that probably because i hate my family but i wont turn this into my personal blog
>>2220785I can deal with that but the horrible faces...
>>2220771Please soI love the indifferent attitude of the human meets pony in his drawings. And there isn't much if any of that atm so I'd love to see more.
>>2220785Nah, its just his take on Ross' Pinkie.
>>2220759Good anthro I hope.
>>2217320Just when you thought the fandom couldn't fall any further.
>>2220759Posting superior anthro
>>2220793>pinkie will never crawl on top of your chest while you try to sleep and present her behind to you for no reason
>>2220809
>>2220771If you actually do manage to pull off the full look, you should totes do some real life Tex!Anon scenes.
>>2220805>Good anthrooh oxymorons, you so crazy
>>2220809Are you aware that Hoppip made that?
Who wants fresh horse sex?
>>2220809And the last horse crosses the finish line... You know Hoppip's been posting about that for weeks, right?
>>2220786>tfw she adds a bassline of her own, your boner buffeted by her warmth
>mfw suddenly an anthro thread
>>2220742Sequel to MLP: FiM should be:Tex-Anon and the Ponies.Due to a contrived reason, Tex now has ponies as room mates. Sitcom hijinks ensue.
Oh fuck, I remember this.
>>2220826As a joke? Or, you know, as a serious thing?
>>2220768Don't be so quick to thank me. It gets worse from here.
>>2220814Hey, that's not fair. Mrs. Cake's got an ass that could make a god weep. You can't just throw the ace out like that.
>>2220756>not posting Braeburned's original
>>2220838is there a difference around here?
This thread is totally rufus.
>>2220828>17:00-01:002long4me
>>2220809The shitstorm earlier was hilarious
ok I know you guys are kinda sick of random anons dropping by with short little "what pony (sexual thing)" type posts but I might use this one for a fic I'm writing and might post if I don't delete it all in embarrassment.The ponies are in some dumb contest where they are turned on and made horny in a variety of ways and magically can't cum till they give up and ask for it. There are unpleasant but not too horrible consequences for the first to give up and the punishments progressively get less bad after that. The last one standing gets a reward. The details don't matter what I need from you guys is this.What order do you guys think the ponies will give up and beg to cum. Just the first to give up and the last one standing who wins if you are too lazy for a whole list of all six.
>>2220844I shall remain indifferent.
>>2220828>More tendrils stuffExcellent, I thought I was out of luck when all the backlinks read >(Dead) and I was too lazy to go to the archive.
>>2220836>"Pinkie! Where's the milk?">"I made a cake!">"I bought like... three gallons, though!">"A BIG cake!"
>>2220838First it was a joke.Now she wants to see if she can make loadsamone from it.
And flootershai.
>>2220838Completely serioushttp://www.thedealersden.com/auction_details.php?auction_id=110031&parent_id=&option=agree_adult
>>2220830I am literally the slowest person here.Hey, did you guys here about this Cadence thing? Another princess pony, what is this bullshit?
>>2220848>that ipodDid you add that in afterwards?
>>2220844...You see, we go from canon characters...
>>2220862RD should be one of the last, but not the last. RD never wins, because she wants to win too much.
>>2220838as a serious thing.for dosh.
>>2220793Pretty sure that's what inspired it, actually.
>>2220878I hope her new employers dont find out and hold it against her.But Lyra might like that
>>2220857hopodepo owns a dlido?
>>2220780>Nothing wrong with wanting to look like Kenshiro.Tex is modeled after Takashi Kamiyama from Cromartie High.
>>2220898Thats not a dildo.
>>2220847I don't know what came over me.
>>22208621. Twilight2. Fluttershy3. Rarity4. Applejack5. Rainbow Dash6. Pinkie Pie
>>2220862In order of First to cum to LastTwilightFluttershyPinkieDashRarityAJ
>>2220800His faces have gotten way better from what they used to be.>>2220785He draws lots of different body types. It's just that one you always see sells a lot better.>>2220854>those comics
>>2220855Yeah we really lost track of time. Too bad there wasn't more, but people need sleep.
>>2220848I like the one I posted better
>>2220862I feel like Pinkie would last as long as she wanted to
>>2220692PINKIE PIESLIGHT FRUSTRATION
>>2220871I know bronies have disposable income, but I'm pretty sure Hoppip will be counting that money in hell.Because that's where you count your Lyra fuck-doll money. In hell.
>>2220862Pinkie first, then Fluttershy, then AJ, then Twilight, Dash, Rarity wins but feels left out.
>>2220906>pinkie>lastdude, pinkie is kinky as shit, she'll lose on purpose for the punishments.
>>2220927>there will never be a plush of Bonbon holding plush of Lyra
>>2220873I miss flutterstalker
>>2220802>And there isn't much if any of that atm so I'd love to see more.Well, GG did those neat guy in Equestria things. The whole series was a parody of the "Guy goes to Equestria and fufills his waifu fantasies" He's just at first utterly confused by everything, and then he's rejected by Twilight as a weirdo. Not quite the same thing, but it's a break from usual human/Pony pics. Does anyone have that?
welp I leave mlpg for a couple weeks and I come back to find this...I expect nothing less from you people
Why is she so perfect, /co/?
>Applejacks face
>>2220927where do you think we are?
>>2220836Nah.Tex-Anon should be like a human ambassador or something and Celestia had him go hang out with the main six so they can 'introduce' him to Equestria.
>>2220902That doesn't mean she doesn't own one.
I should really be working on the friend off
>>2220950I know anon, I do too.I do too.
>tfw inkinggod damn it's tedious
>>2220952This is a pretty good thread, what's the problem brony?
>>2220964You probably should, but this is hilarious
>>2220882Nope, that's in the original.>>2220904Everyone seems to draw anthro AJ wearing that. It's sexy and all, but goddammit.
>>2220950>>2220967Can't we just bring it back? It's not as bad as fluffy ponies.
>>2220953Because she's sweet and cute and she just wants to help you.
>>2220950
>>2220891Cats just don't give a fuck.
>>2220984Only if we can get GG on it.
Which pony has the largest anus?
>>2220957Never fails, always read that in JD's voice from the Scrubs episode.
>>2220742Pinkie Pie would make an awesome pet.
>>2220984I think we could get away with it. I haven't seen it outside the boat in forever, they've probably forgotten it.
>>2220884...to background characters, to OC ponies I'm not posting here because I don't think this guy could handle the full fury of 4chan's MLPG landing on his dA.My collection is the most complete bunch of pony amputees and cyborgs (except mech-winged pegasi, I hate those).
>>2220984>>2220986I would love to bring it backThe problem is it needs to be treated delicately or it will get out of handAnd that's probably not going to happen
>>2220025>getting nanaki all worked up and posting anthroFucking really guys?
>>2220742i'm kinda surprised no ones actually made a human/pone story tumblr yet.
>>2220838>>2220849>As a joke? Or, you know, as a serious thing?>is there a difference around here?MLPG summed up perfectly in two sentences.
>>2220984>>2220967>>2220950That leads into an interesting question - which fandom of any of the memes we've created that have spilled out into the piss would you want in this board?
>>2221001Why don't you just read the entire thread in my voice?I mean it's GOTTA be a LOT more entertaining.
>>2220978I was caught a little off guard by hoppip making a fuck plushy>I'm not a bronykthxbai
>>2220901>fucking Lethazowa motorcycleWhat kind of noises would Lethazowa make as a motorcycle?
>>2220984>fluffy poniesNot even the dead can know peace from this evil.
>>2220958Fund it
HEY GUYS!REMEMBER THIS!
>>2221020Better than fluffy ponies.
>>2221001Kiss me please
>>2221025>which fandom of any of the memes we've created that have spilled out into the piss would you want in this board?wat are you trying to ask
>>2221006PET?ANON I AM DISAPPOINT.She would be a friend.
>>2221055He is the edgy lobotocrap kid.
>>2221055Best Roommate ever.I wouldn't even mind that I could hardly sleep because of her hyperactivity.
>>2221044Bat Rarity is worse than mouse rarity.
>>2221055Would you still take your friend out for walks?
Would you burp a pony sexually?
>>2220837Is the right Nathan?
>>2221024
>>2221000Celestia of course.>freshly baked bread
>>2221044If you could punch some one in the dick over the internet once a month, I would be waiting until June to use my next one after that post.
>>2220862Fluttershy would be last to give up, if she ever did. When is she ever going to get the chance to experience endless pleasure like this? Even if she will never feel release, she could never muster the courage to ask for something like this again. So she milks this opportunity for all it's worth.>You will never release Fluttershy from her exquisite torment
>>2221075Im pretty serious about my horse sex.
>>2221067You'd sleep fine.You'd just have to deal with a little less space in your bed, and being warmer than usual.
>>2221038Fuck you, Nanaki.>>2220950Everything we love is ruined by the douches on /mlp/.>>2220957
>>2221052Sorry - I'll try to clarify.>MLPG makes a meme>Meme finds its way outside the General>Meme is adopted by anons from outside>Fandom pops up around memeOf all the groups from outside who've latched onto the memes we've made, which would you rather have in the General?
>>2221072Only if she also farts
>>2221068okay now kiss mepls
>>2221072Derpy is a very ugly pony.
Question for anyone that watches the shittyquest on the mlpg website.Who was the artist, where did they go?
>>2221027I'm doing that from now on.
>>2221072I've done commissions on that subject.
>>2221075the "iron into au(tism)" part gets me every time.
>>2221073Yes.
>>2221095No idea he just dissapear.
>>2221097Hah hah what?Link?
>>2221091How about the meme we started in on October tenth a couple years back
>>2221090
>>2221097post them please
>>2221027Sorry, I read everything in Gilbert Gottfried's voice
So let's discuss the show and why this is the best concept.
>>2221123Not anymore you don't.
>>2221091Fluffy pony fans are degenerate cannibals. The stalkers (they took the amusing concept of Flutterstalker and just repeated it with every other pony) are sexual deviants, so they might work.Maybe the coke pony people? Do they exist?
>>2221126>why this is the best concept.It isnt.
MLPG Hamburger Time Journal Day 37Morale: VERY LOWPlushiefucking Levels: VERY VERY HIGHFlavor of the Day: PLUSHIESPost count for 05/28/12: 6847I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED. PUTTING HOLES IN PLUSHIES TO PUT YOUR PENIS IN? WHAT KIND OF SICK FREAKS ARE YOU? I AM ASHAMED TO CALL MYSELF A BRONY, AND AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DON'T THINK ANY OF YOU ARE BRONIES AT ALL. NO BRONY WORTH HIS DARN SALT WOULD CONDONE THIS HORRIFIC THING, YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF SICK FREAKS, AND HAVE CAUSED ME TO DELETE EVERY PONY EPISODE I'VE EVER WATCHED FROM MY COMPUTER AND WILL NEVER PARTICIPATE IN ANY BRONY THING EVER AGAIN.In other news, the Friendoff entries are due very soon! Please send them in today or tomorrow so we can get them all compiled! We're still happily accepting free-roamers, so don't be afraid to submit if you want to get in at the last minute!Looking forward to showing everyone what was made!All very noisy and hilarious everywhere, especially on tumblrland.
>>2221129oh whoa. I'm cured!thanks Johnny!
>>2221130Coke pony is still somewhat safe, she's got some exposure but isn't legitimately adopted by anyone.
>>22211362late4me
>>2221119>>2221121Everybody's staring, I don't know what to do now.
>>2220972I so know that feel.
>>2221086I could deal with that.Just imagine waking up to Pinkie staring at your face from centimeters.
>>2221136I was in a good mood until now
>>2221136leth noplz don't gomeow i'm so confizzledi thought you liked us ;_;
*clink*
>2221055ehhh but then you couldn't get easy lay whenever you wanted. you'd have to be nice and shit, too much a hastle
>>2221151
>>2221136I see what you did there.
>>2221136Leth you are hilariously oblivious sometimes.It was hoppip fucking with the fandom at large. Again.She's a Faceless-Tier troll now. All that's left is for her to scam some mones.
>>2221136>Plushiefucking Levels: VERY VERY HIGH
>>2221136...I'm not sure if you're actually serious.As for the friend-off thing, expect it in your mailbox sometime tomorrow.
>>2221136NO LETH NO
>>2221159*fizzz*
>>2221136You scared the SHIT out me Lethjesus fucking christIt took me a good 20 seconds to even process that and start laughingyou son of a bitch
>>2221136>morale very lowIT'S OVER MLPG IS FINISHED
>>2221136>that quote
>>2221155That's a repost of a tumblr reblog, Anon.
>>2221095Afraid I've got no idea. I'm terrible at keeping my contributors in line, but I don't think he had a name in the general beyond Anon. Hopefully it's just an issue of finals, and he'll pop back up again in a week or so.
>>2221168>>2221156>>2221155>How do I talk in sarcasm
>>2221033Which is good. I could never stand Fluffy ponies in the old /co/ threads. I'm glad that they're tainted beyond repair.
>>2221161>dash shows up for your weekly meeting 15 minutes late>you decide to punish her>you get a bowl of icecubes>one by one, you shove them up her butt, savoring the girly moans she makes all throughout the process>after she passes the water, you mount her>she secretly loves cock, but can't let that ruin her alpha lesbian public image, so she comes to you one a week to get stuffed and dominated.
>>2221169*clinkclinkclinkclinkclink*
>>2221123I read everything in Morgan Freeman's voice. It makes everything more peaceful and more high-class sounding, even the most horrible things.
>>2221167And then I reread the report. Shame on me for doubting you for a second.
>people thinking leth is seriousWhat did we JUST finish going over?
>>2221136Wow, this is why I love this board. You guys crying at leth are gullible as shit. It's no wonder Ross can trip over his shoelace in here and pull of eight days straight bitching.
>>2221154Now I'm thinking about that Calvin and Hobbes strip...>"YOU'RE AWAKE! LET'S GO HAVE FUN!">"AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"
>>2221181>computer>sarcasm
>>2221181I'm sure most of those post were jokes
You are now realizing we've been through over a month and MLPG has managed to avoid being boring for an extended period of time, regardless of whatever other shortcomings we may have
>>2221093>>2221068>RarimouseNo idea why the hell this works so well.
>>2221136I think the morale is an all-time high now.I haven't laughed this much since forever.
>>2221027What's the matter anon, you can't read the thread in my voice?It's not that hard, maybe you'd be hearing the posts twice. It'd make for some great conversation.
>>2221179>>2221110Damn I was really enjoying it. I hope he comes back soon.
>>2221197GET GG TO PONIFY IT!
>>2221187*fizzZZZZ POP!*you fucking broke her, faget
>>2221202Boring is something MLPG won't become anytime soon anon, well said.
>>2221196You are a slow one, dont you?
>>2221136Oh you.
>>2221202few more months, and we will have been going for 2 full years.
>>2221223>You are a slow one, dont you?
>>2221206im sad the cheese one wasnt posted
>>2221208That´s the joke.
>>2221206Shes white. that's gotta be it.
>>2221202We're like the greatest soap opera/comedy ever created
>>2221235I have a whole folder.
>>2221210>not hearing them speaking in unison, fading in and out of their voices like Saruman and Gandalf
>>2221230Its YODA.
>>2221206All ponies make awesome mice. Case in point.
>>2221220Great, now everything is sticky...
>>2221136>Morale: VERY LOWOH GOD NOOOOOOOOO
>>2221249Learn a Jedi must, about near and far.
>>2221252please see >>2220820
>>2221250>there will never be a disney movie staring the pony-mice.
>>2221136No what. No. Leth please. We love you.I love you.
>>2221254>>Fucking ScootalooWhat kind of sick degenerate are you?
>>2221254Worth it.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/tanman-s-game-place Tanman is gonna stream vidya
>>2221254That was an enjoyable fic, worth the wait.
>>2221246Fun fact: Mice have no particular interest in cheese over any other food.
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>2221254Oh god unf somebody greentext this with her in the wolf costume.
>>2221270
>hopip makes a fucktoy>somebody sings GORILLA WARFAREMORALE: VERY HIGHHORSEFUCKING LEVELS: How do you fuck a horse, again?FLAVOR OF THE DAY: OUR COLLECTIVE SIDES SPLITTING IN HALF
>>2221273what vidya?
>>2221273Who the fuck streams this late?
>>2221276woahgo on
>>2221262Oh come on man, I couldn't cram more sarcasm into that post if I tried.
>>2221281 hereWaitsomeone said ficlink pls
>>2221136Capped!
>>2221254b...b-back that ass up
>>2221250SORR ADAWWRABOR
>>2221295http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/981B-bark!
>>2221290Well, a lot of pedos look at their CP at this time of night
>>2221294You'd think the part where you called yourself a Brony MULTIPLE TIMES would clue them in but nooooo.
>>2221182I feel kinda bad for artanon, though. He must have been neck-deep in the fuckers.
>>2221269The best kind
>>2221283the gorilla warfare song is like a few weeks old.that vocarro link has been everywhere.
>>2221151DRAW SOMETHING
>>2221294
>>2221294Your sarcasm sub-routines might be broken. Have you tried re-installing them lately?
>>2221292I think this was it.http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/981
>>2221319I'm going to need a cross reference of those states for personal reasons
>>2221316I will never get tired of this gif
>>2221316
>>2221319List of states pls
>>2221319
>>2221319I'd say we definitely have our priorities straight.huehuehuehuehue
>>2221308What they can't get him to draw they edit into monstrosities. Hence their designation as cannibals.Here, have a cute little Fluffyshy.
hey guys , guess what i am scanning
>>2221340Anon does it again
>>2221347A lot of the fan art is much more on model than thisshit.
>>2221324oh, this storyit wasn't badap is better at writing hotsauce style stuff than i ami wonder if he'll finish something for the friend off
>>2221294I meant it.
>Captains log.>The ship encountered a strange atmospheric disturbance, placing humidity levels at a dangerous level near the sacorious reactor.>Number two was able to avert disaster using a soothing, cooling powder.>It is refreshing to know that I have a team with the balls to step in when I cannot.
>>2221347New pony comic?It isn't that same one we saw a couple days ago is it?
>>2221345But Fluttershy makes everything cute.
>>2220862I like the idea of Dash giving up first not because she couldn't last but because she noticed Fluttershy was gona quite first and didn't want someone that fragile to take the worst quitters punishment. Fluts still gets second worst.But that conflicts with me wanting to see AJ and Dash head to head to be the last one standings. (and AJ gives dash a little kiss that makes her give up)
>>2221347AJ only has one pose for the covers of these things.Ever.
>>2221340At least our government isnt horsing around when it comes to such things.
>>2221369fluffy works for hasbro now
>>2221370
>>2221345Fuck you guys I'm taking her
>>2221370CARLOS!
>>2221375Draw you claim over Fluttershy.
>>2221347
>>2221361YES
>>2221369Sometimes she has the bedroom downs syndrome eyes one. Spike literally has like ONE vector where they change his arms around and sometimes have his eyes closed
>>2221375
>>2221319Are we talking about straight horse sex? No homo?
>>2221279They like peanut-butter, though!>Rarity Mouse backs away from the knob of peanut butter you offer to her>"Really, Anonymous! It's so difficult to get out of my coat, and all that OIL...!">Later, you catch her lapping daintily at the peanut butter, smiling contently.
>>2221366Fluttershy AND Pinkie Pie make everything cute.
>>2221319That's a ridiculous comparison.Gay SEX is legal in 50 states. Horse marriage is legal in zero.
>>2221392But I don't have a stubbleOr a gunAnd I'm not that badly drawn
>>2221318>Leth masters human sarcasm>it catches almost everyone off guard
>>2221165>faceless-tier trollWhy is a troll-tier named after Faceless?I remember him begging for money once and the way he spread scat in threads and derailed a lof of them, but apart from that?And he had good tastes in music
>>2221398WE MUST COMBINE THEMFOR MAXIMUM DIABETES
>>2221396More. MORE.More, anon.
>>2221374What all im saying is their decisions keep this country stable.
>>2221391
>>2221404>implying
>>2221345>What they can't get him to drawHe hasn't drawn a thing for them. He drew for the general and they stole them.
>>2221415WHY DONT WE TALK ANYMORE. IT'S LIKE YOU HATE ME OR SOMETHING
>>2221411He went and scammed money from ponychan.As in literally made off with a couple hundred dollars.And used it to commission porn.
>>2221404Do you look like this? Minus the Paul Phoenix hair.
>>2221392This image will never stop making me laugh.
>>2221347>>2221357it no longer says 'seven' friends.
>>2221405>he is evolving>humanity's days are numbered
>>2221416
>>2221375I'd take her. God knows she needs a good, loving home after what she's been through.
>>2221430Nope.
>>2221429And Disco take his money and run.
>>2221430He looks like an anime Doug Funnie.
>>2221429Scat porn no less.
>>2221441Fuck you we could be a lot worse off. With them at the reins we are doin alright.
>>2221428Cosmo come back to me, I love you~
Why am I not allowed to like Trixie
>>2221434>no translation0/10 can't read
>>2221458
>>2221471nanaki pls go
>>2221447We'd all take home little baby Fluffyshy.And then utterly fail to stop her from drowning, as the joke used to go.
>>2221415>Pinkie Mouse does loop-the-loops on her exercise wheel>for an hour straight>you don't know how she's keeping up her momentum like that.
>>2221476But the important thing is we'd do our best to take care of her, and she'd die in a happy home, with someone who'd miss her.
>>2221480YES!>Applejack mouse planting apple seeds in a little tiny plot of dirt>Incapable of watering them after the sprouts get taller than she is
>>2221492>implying I'd miss any form of Fluttershy
>>2221471Because if you take Sethisto's waifu he'll feel bad. We care about his feelings here in MLPG. Find another horse to fuck you cruel bastard.
>nanaki
>>2221396>You notice you have a rodent problem so you set up some traps.>Not much, just a few spare snap traps you have around.>It does not take long till you hear a snap, and a scream.>Wait, mice don't scream.>You get up to the trap and you see the oddest sight.>Shes white with purple perfectly curled hair, the rusty spring bar looks like a crime against nature to be touching her.>She is clawing at the side of the trap, crying, beside herself in pain and shock.>You can tell by how the spring bar is compressing her body, she isn't going to make it.>"Why" you hear the small mouse speak, not to you, but to everything before her body gives up.>You hear another trap go off in another room.
>>2221473You would just shoot someone with colt blood for making a pun?
>>2221499>AJ mouse licking the little steel ball in her water dispenser so the water can flow down into her tiny irrigation system
Why
>>2221471Unimportant character kept afloat by shitty fans and fics.
>>2221501Don't be so cruel, she is sweetest pone after all.
>>2221508Why you do this?
>>2221471>>2221505Neither of these are me.
>>2221508WHY>captcha ngotsta nausea,
Why aren't you writing?
>>2221434walk to the river
>>2221505How much did you pay for this, Nanaki?
>>2221508unf
>>2221508You sick man. I hope bad things happen to you.
>>2221508Speaking of cannibals, there's this faggot here...
>>2221508pls noLet's not go down that path.
>>2221525>Sweetest pone>not Pinkie or Twist
>>2221538Nothing. That's not my character.
>>2221534I am drawing
http://imgur.com/a/K7pimMerry christmas MLPG. I'm off to pour acid down my eyes and convert to budhism. It's been a wild ride.
>>2221508
>>2221534FUUUCK I KNOW I SHOULD BUT I'M SO FUCKING LAZY
>>2221536Moon speaks!Can't read, stick it in Google Translate and it will be much more enjoyable.
>>2221549Its too late Anon. Witness the beginning of the end of mouse ponies. they are now on the path of the fluffy ponies.
>>2221508This is where it goes downhill and the fluffy pony faggots get a hold of micepone.It was fun while it lasted.
>>2221508why boner
>friend asks if I would like to pone ERP over IMs>say that I'm all for it>immediately precede my first line with a ">" as if greentextingfuck you guysi've been here too long
>>2221536kostiumy do opalania? unf
>>2221508>You notice you have a rodent problem so you set up some traps.>Not much, just a few spare snap traps you have around.>It does not take long till you hear a snap, and a scream.>Wait, mice don't scream.>You get up to the trap and you see the oddest sight.>Shes white with purple perfectly curled hair, the rusty spring bar looks like a crime against nature to be touching her.>You watch as she tugs at the metal bar trapping her little leg.>Your heart is moved with pity, you lift up the bar.>She's got a broken bone, no doubt. She looks up at you sadly>You hurry off to find thread and some woodchips>Instruct her to make a tiny splint while you watch with interest>Apologize to her profusely>She looks disgruntled and unhappy, and produces a tiny tea cup>You graciously fill it for her and you talk for hours>Later you start to doze off>Wake up to find her using the thread you gave her and a sewing needle to mend clothes>She really likes doing that>You give her a tinier needle and she sets to work>Daily you come home to find her newest creation set out on the counter, no bigger than doll's clothes>You start to buy little dolls to model her outfits>When girls come over, she encourages you to take credit for them>All the girls are impressed by your sensitive side>With her tiny mouse counsel you become well liked and eventually married>Your heart is always hers though
>>2221578Hey hey, screencap or copypasta that shit here could you
Why aren't you drawing?
>>2221508>go to check your mousetrap>you noticed some chew-marks on bags and boxes in your pantry, so you baited a simple trap with peanut-butter>if it works, you'll take whatever it catches, find a place outside and let it go.>you don't want them here, but there's no sense KILLING the poor things if you can help it.>as your hand reaches for the doorknob, you hear... talking?>"I can get us out of this! I know I can! I just need to think!">"It's no use, Darling! We've been in here for HOURS!">"I-I'm frightened... what happens when whoever put this trap here... comes back...?">"Don't be scared, sugarcube - we'll figure somethin' out!">"Darn it Pinkie! You got us all into this mess! NOBODY puts out food for us unless it's a trap! How'd you fall for it?!">"This peanut butter's really tasty! Come try some!"
>>2221583Much better
GLITTER GLUEGLITTER GLUEGLITTER GLUE
>>2221561Try some bleach instead!http://www.eyebleach.com/...Though I suppose this is more relevant to here:http://ponymindbleach.com/
What have I done?
>>2221561
>>2221536
>>2221592I thought I'd eat first
Mystery on the friendship express was the strangest episode of the season
>>2221578Oh manYou should get on that. Someone wanted to ERP with me as Tom and me being Ruby.I pretended to be Red.He didn't understand the laughing.
>>2221594>"Darling"Oh dear. You forgot Rarity was the first one, didn't you. Or is that not a continuation?
>>2221610Oh my god who broke Dash's legs?
>>2221598>>2221616OH FUCK IT WORKED.
>>2221610
>>2221623I'm just going with it.
>>2221600>http://ponymindbleach.com/>PicWhy are they in Twilight's bellybutton?That is a nice site though. Thanks, saved.
>>2221616>wanting to ERP as Ruby Quest characters>not knowing about Red laughingWhat a dingus.
>>2221594I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING
>>2221616God damn that sounds hilarious.Did you save it?
>>2221616>You should get on that. Someone wanted to ERP with me as Tom and me being Ruby.>me as Tom>me being RubySo... they wanted you to ERP with yourself?
>>2221638LK put your name back on.
>>2221643No no no, he said 'someone wanted to ERP with me (as tom), me being Ruby'
>>2221643He's made it pretty ambiguous, but I'm pretty sure he means that they wanted to RP with him by pretending to be Tom whilst he pretends to be Ruby.
>>2221634
>>2221654Sang go do your work so you can participate in my quest tomorrow.
>>2221616Butyou are a manyou can't be the little rabbit girl
Glitter Glue, you must save Flutterstalker.Everything is so terrible, you must.
>>2221655>>2221656Ah.That makes much more sense.Though the mental image of GG ERP'ing with himself as his own characters while some random user looks on it like a complete voyeur definitely deserves a few chuckles.
>>2221616Yeah, gonna need logs for this
>>2221623Rarity is a Ghost.Haunting Dash.(Sorry for starting this all by the way.)
>>2221666Satan no we can't do anything about it....
>>2221659
>>2221612Nah, Wedding
>>2221592I am, Slime-Ponka but I can't show you, it's non-pone.
>>2221674YOU DARE TO QUESTION SATAN?
>>2221670You damn well better be!Joking is one thing, but if any more of our works get turned into... THAT... there's going to be hell to pay.
>>2221674Not with that attitude, we can't.
>>2221688Satan has spoken, the time for reviving flutterstalker has come.
>>2221578I want a log of this. I share my ERPs with you guys.
>>2221680THE ANSWERS ARE RIGHT THERE
>>2221616Red x Tom, eh? I didn't take you as that sort of a guy, Weaver.
>>2221706depends on how good it isi think he's dead tired, and i might end up getting the awkward silence soon
>>2221680
>>2221706>>2221668Some logs are best left in the lumber mill. That's internet sawdust you won't ever see. Sorry.
>>2221700Excellent.
>>2221692I guess I will not take an ambien before I post something a little dark but still.I wasn't aware it was going to blow a powder keg.
>>2221594>they see you approach and freak out>you're like a walking mountain to them>until the words "Holy shit you things can talk" leave you mouth they think they are about to die
>>2221707it's intented for 4yo girls.BEHOLD , PONY BOARD GAME.
>>2221723But Weaveryou andand ERPIt's too good to pass up
What happens if I submit my friendoff a day or so late
>>2221744ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON
>>2221739>get to the end and have all the meta discussion you want
>>2221739European 4 year old girls.They already do advanced calculus over there.
>>2221744>a day lateShamefur dispray. Leth says that's alright and it'll still be included.
>>2221750Is it a rape dungeon?
>>2221739>Stan>Zrob>PodskoczOther languages are silly
>>2221759No.
>>2221757I hope he doesn't have a wall of shame section for those who turned theirs in late
>>2221739>meta
>>2221739>>2221707Celestia wants to visit background pony.
>>2221744Fluttershy cries.
>>2221739That was fucking hard.
>>2221791>Color codedJesus Christ.No challenge what so ever.
>>2221721Can you give us what you've got? I need to sleep soon and want to knows if it is worth staying up for.
Waitwas 4chan down for anyone else for the last 15 minutes or just me...
>>2221793some cry?
>>2221779learn polish>cut out your own photo frame.even i say thats BS.
>>2221791WHY ARE THESE SO FUCKING HARD
>>2221793Aw fuck.
>>2221805>color codedY-Yeah...No challenge.
>>2221594>>2221738>Six little mice are sitting in your trap.>They've huddled to the back of the box, trying to get away>a yellow one with what you would swear is pink hair is covering her eyes and whimpering>a blue one with a shock of rainbow-colored hair marches up to the window, looking you right in the eye.>"Darn right we can talk! Now let us outta here before I--!">she is promptly shoved aside by a purple one with a streak of pink through her hair.>"What Dash MEANS to say, is - we're sorry about stealing your food, but if you let us go, we won't bother you again!"
>>2221779Oh boy is it time for those Snails greentexts?
I must apologize as I was going to draw a Twilight in regret >>2220705 in photoshop and then couldn't. I don't know why. I drew a Rarity just fine awhile ago.Maybe I'm out of it?
>>2221821wat do
>>2221817>parasprite flies.
>>2221833I'd tell them they can stay as long as they start being more sociable.
>>2221841you tried
>>2221833DAMN NIGGA YOU SLOW.But please continue.
>>2221842Hugs. Hundreds of hugs, every day, whenever she feels even the slightest bit down.
>>2221841You don't have much experience drawing ponies, do you?Regret seems like it would be a way harder emotion than disgust to transfer to something with an unfamiliar facial structure.Either way, more practice is probably the answer.Not that I am in any position to offer advice.
>>2221860Facehugs?Rapeguy, listen, we all know what's up. You probably made her cry with your evil cis-privileged devil stick.
>>2221841That's okay LD, I still love you.
>>2221808we're still at the buildupmr. human is trying to get in mrs. cake's apron, but i doubt he'll even make it to sugarcube corner at the rate the messages are coming in
>>2221860I would hug and squeeze a Fluttershy.
>>2221860You just make her cry harder
>>2221738>You ask the mice if they're alright>Rarity mouse is livid with you>"How dare you trap us in this tacky little thing!">You mention that you didn't mean any harm, hence why you just used the humane traps. You also remind her that they WERE technically stealing food>Rarity mouse blushes and turns away, still muttering angrily>Twilight mouse apologizes and says they were only trying to get their friend Pinkie out>"Thanks for the peanut butter, mister!" Pinkie mouse says as she continues to eat the bait left for them>You say she's welcome, deciding to let the colorful little mice out of the trap at last
>>2221881Nope. Hugs. And cuddling.
>>2221854That's two or three different people.
>>2221843use flowers to scare away flies. heh.
>>2221865I wanted to draw it digitally more than anything. Practice in attempting to get better movement in photoshop and also cause it would be easier to upload.That or ya, I haven't drawn ponies in a long time.>>2221882Well thankyou.Even after I stopped updating?
>>2221842I guess I know what I'm gonna use all my free time on.
>>2221900I'm doing it too.>>2221887Can this be our new thing, guys?
Tell me to go and shave, MLPG, or I'll just sit here and won't do it.
>>2221909Spike has no fucking idea what is going on in that book.
>>2221884>That feel when Fluttershy is the flattest character but you want to hang out with her most of all
>Deafdefiler will never capture you and lock you in his rape dungeon>the ponies he has in there will never work out their anger against the human species by raping you when he isn't around
>>2221919buy an electric razor
>>2221844>>2221854>>2221900>>2221854>>2221833If you guys feel like joining in, feel free.
>you will never feel pone suckle on your breasts
>>2221833>"I tell you what...bring you food, and give you shelter here.>And you don't have to leave.">They look at you in a state of shock
>>2221919Shave the area around your nipples.
>>2221926My normal razor is doing just fine
>>2221932That ambien's really fucking with you, isn't it?
>>2221940But electric is quickerin and out in 20 seconds
need to be up in 5 hourssleep or pony?
>>2221928but...I have no skill.
>>2221946That's what she saidSHABAM
>>2221919>>2221938>Shaving anything that isn't your neckCASUALS, THE LOT OF YOU
Artfags, a little advice please.I had originally bought an Intuos Medium, which I now find out is out of stock so the great deal I got it at is now no longer available meaning I can no longer get it at that price.What other tablets are there apart from the Intuos? I did TRY to do a little research but most of the websites that talk about these tablets are shit and just mention ergonomics rather than the quality of the input. I have a budget of about £200/$300 and want something pretty decent.
>>2221833>"I didn't WANNA steal nothin' but we gotta eat too, sugar!">Is the orange one wearing a cowboy hat???
>>2221931>you will never let a stallion rest on your lap>he will never playfully nuzzle your breasts>you will never gasp as he manages to fit one into his large pony mouth>your gasp will never turn into a moan as he starts to suck
>>2221925>Keeping ponies in your rape dungeon>Not moving them into your rape barnGet on my level, son!
>>2221950Pony while you sleep.
>>2221945Yea, it's screamin bed time for me.I worked a closing shift and i have to open.Home you ejoyed thr worst stories I could manage./
>>2221911Well, I'm upset a bit about that, can't deny that, but still. You're a good man.
>>2221953Nothing beets the feeling of a clean shaven ballsack.
>>2221909>pony : rarity>personality: delicate and sensitive>dream: to make a dress for princess celestiauh...
>>2221959>having enough money to move to the country when you have a rape dungeon to support
>>2221958>that feel when no human female x stallion fapfics
>>2221964i agreement
>>2221967buck me.
>>2221959But that's where I keep my cows
>>2221971>that feel when no human male x stallion fapfics
>>2221971yeah, this is a seriously lacking departmentwith any luck taw will write one from life experience
>>2221938But I even named the hairs around my nipple, I'm not going to kill them.
>>2221982dude, there are plentyread AP's braeburn x anon thing
>>2221972>>2221964Nothing feels more feminine, you mean.candy-ass Faggots.
>>2221984what'd I do for a proper one of those with Soarin
>>2221925I don't even HAVE a rape dungeon! And how is this a negative feel? Nobody wants to get raped!
>>2221987Lucky you.I have too many to name. They're all niggers too.
>>2221994but soarin' is the most boring male
>>2221989thats the only one and it sucks
>>2221996>nobody wants to get rapedyou of all people should know that's not trueif i was a pretty little filly, i'd let you tie me up in your basement>>2222002
>>2221971There was a human Lyra cap floating around at one point, but I haven't seen anything from the human's perspective.
>>2222001he's the second sexiest blue pegasus
>>2222014age/sex/address?
I guess I could write an anon as mare x stallion fic tomorrowWould you guys be interested in that?
>>2222014>>2222002oopsmeant to link that in a separate postbut yeahthat story does not suck
>>2221971There is a female human x Pinkie Pie one.
>>2222002yeah it sucks
>>2221955>"Oh, this is all too much for me!">The little white mouse with improbably curled purple hair acts like she's about to faint>"Rarity, calm down," The little purple mouse says. "I'm sure he'll let us out of here."
>>2222021guess who
>>22220218/f/I need to ask my mom
>>2222026anon female human
>>2222036'sup Trip?
>>2222026yesplease
>>2221963Ya, sorry about that. It took a sideline for a bit while I worked on other things.Then I reworked the character for what I actually intended him for and that made me dislike the previous incarnations all five other versions and well, it went from sideline to kicked from the team.
>>2222041negatory
>>2222035>jack off into the cage
>>2222038>>2222042Oh rightAlright
>>2221971>as you feel milk beginning to flow into his mouth you grab his mane with one hand and fondle your free breast with the other>as you watch him suckle he looks up and locks eyes with you>he finishes and moves to the other breast>you can feel a surprisingly large something poking your leg
>>2222051/b/tard pls go
>>2222052If it's Soarin then you have eternal grabitude from me
>>2222038This
>>2222050...Sparkler?
Meanwhile, in Deafdefiler's rape dungeon...
>>222202119/M/A very pretty dress
>>2222059It's probably going to be Big Mac
>>2222070LameDouble Lame
LYRA.........
I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE POSTER FROM THE MAG.here it is.no i am not joking.
>>222208110/10
>>2222070I hope it is.>>2222077Shut your whore mouth.
Haha, oh wow, I just noticed this pony doing push-ups with her wings...If anyone sees Smile, can you ask him to make a gif of it?
>>22220216/f/13515 nigger blvd
Remember to slow down once we get close to all those 2s.No sense puncturing a hole in the boat.
>>2222063aww, nevermind then
>>2222081I shouldn't have to ask why Lyra has a tiny human fuck doll, but I still feel compelled to.
>>2222106I will get. XDDDDD
>>2222106The boat's been sitting at the bottom of the ocean for the last three months.
>>2222106damn the iceberg, man, full speed ahead.
>>2222111Oh come on, just tell me! It can't be TAW, they told me they weren't into rape.
>>2222112Superior human Lyra.
>>2222035>>2222035>The yellow one finally uncovers her eyes and murmurs something, but you can't make out anything she says.>"...Beg pardon?">she squeaks fearfully, and somehow gets even quieter.>listening as hard as you can, you realize she's apologizing.>"W-we weren't trying to hurt you...! We just wanted something to eat...">"It's okay, Shy!">A pink blur rockets up to the window and suddenly two big blue eyes are smiling up at you.>"You don't look like the kind of human that'll try to kill us or throw us in the trash or feed us to a snake!" she says with a grin.
>>2222112>horn and tailotherwise its okay
Even if the get is in this thread, it's almost dead so we wouldn't have to put up with the autism tsunami for too long
>>2222122Snarky, I need you to tell me more pictures of this girl exist than the four I have.
>>2222112OH SHIT
>>2222141>implying you wouldn't hit that
>>2222146oh wowunf
>>2222146That picture could be good if not for the fucking dirty socks.
>>2222161>wanting to fuck bad human drawings
>>2222130>implying I don't have a purple snake name Stephan Magnet
>>2222130>feed to a snakeOh, oh god. I've watched videos of mice being eaten alive by snakes before. WHY BRAIN, WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME SUCH HORRIFYING MENTAL IMAGES??
>>2222146I still question the origin of those leg bruises.
>>2222164inorite?
>>2222146i have six; there are more, as far as i can see, but i haven't picked them up yet; the girl's name is Sciezka.
>>2222146Hot crackers that's an attractive woman!
>>2222222And we wait.....
>>2222174>you will never some sort of disgusting foot fetish greentext bullshit
>>2222181Nigga I've seen that IRL.It's real cool actually, the way the snake seemingly jumps at the mouse and catches it in it's mouth
BRACE YOURSELVES!
would you
FUKKEN GET FOR RASSLIN
>>2222147The effects are only temporary.
DUBS
>>2222183jesus christyou will never a sexy vinyl scratch ;_;
>the get has its post deleted and nobody screencaps
>>2222188
>>2222188Just be careful when it does happen. Don't want that gun to misfire or stovepipe now, do we?
Lets all talk about Gilda again! Those threads always go great!
>>2222188We will embrace the autism and use it as fuel for our journey
wouldn't it be funny if this was the get?
Thank god it's over
>>2222188>>2222222 (Dead) 4 me.
>>2222096He already did, I'm going to sound like an arsehole but I can't post it
this board is a travesty
>>2222256You have to refresh.
>>2222188WELL THERE YOU HAVE ITSOON
>>2222130>Feed Pinkie to snake>She is bouncing and hopping around as she slides down inside it>Still cheering while inside the snake
>>2222236Thank god. Thought I kind of wanted the get just to delete it.
>>2222225;_;
>>2222277And it's in the /b/read. We can go fast again.
>>2222256What is even going on in that thread?
I'm glad it's over.
>>2222278 >>2222279 Uncanny.
/b/read got itwhat a relief
>>2222285plz noi can't stand it
New Horse>>2222317>>2222317>>2222317>>2222317>>2222317>>2222317>>2222317
>>2222282
>>2222322Good because this is the last I have.
>>2222241>tied up tailsunf
>>2222332Are you crazy we're only at like 790 posts!>image limit already.Oh, alright then.
NEW THREAD>>2222346>>2222346>>2222346>>2222346>>2222346>>2222346>>2222346>>2222346>>2222346>>2222346>>2222346>>2222346>>2222346>>2222346>>2222346>>2222346
>>2222342>you will never tie up you tail to expose your winking asshole after you go in gay estrus
>>2222340Ah, the roofies have taken hold.Gentlemen.
>>2222356>>2222332Stay in one thread horsefuckers
>>2222325I noticed the ones with her in various states of undress aren't in her DA.>>2222356SQUEAK, YOU'RE ALIVE.
>>2222356Not today, tripfag.>>2222317>>2222317>>2222317>>2222317>>2222317>>2222317
>>2222130>You sit back and scratch your head.>You were annoyed at first, maybe a little angry thinking there were some kind of dirty animals rooting through your food, but watching them all fidget shamefully as the yellow one, "Shy" - boy is THAT a fitting name - apologizes again and again, you're not even sure what to think or feel right now.>Of all the mice in all the world, these ones found their way into YOUR house.>you think of what might have happened if you'd used poison or more lethal traps - and shudder, deciding not to share those thoughts with the mice.>"What's your name?">The pink one again - she's strangely chipper for having been stuck in a box for hours.>You give her your name, and she grins again.>"I'm Pinkie Pie!" she says, hopping in place.>pointing with her tail, she indicates each of her companions.>The purple one is Twilight Sparkle, the Orange one is Applejack, the yellow one is Fluttershy, the white one with the immaculate hairdo is Rarity, and the mouthy blue one is Rainbow Dash.>Rarity steps forward.>"You simply MUST let us make this up to you, darling! I feel ever-so dreadful about all this!"
>>2222420This is going to be like our own Disney movie.
>>2222420>>2222441Should I move into the other thread?
>>2222473yeah
>>2222473Yeah. I'm just waiting here on the off chance that anyone replies to the sexuals greentexts. I need to get laid so badly.
>>2222486...okay, then!>>2222420
