New pone thread.
EXCUSE ME
>some cry
>rape
>>2215646just.. FUCK. how so SANIC? i only mark late night threads. i can't keep up with you and smile.
What ended up winning that poll on where the honeymoon was going to be?
haha ponies have hooves
>A new version of 4chan x is available.
COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!
>>2215675hopefull now the QR doesn't die
>>2215673bullshit
>>2215673>you will never tickle a pony's little hoofsies
>mlp
>>2215684
>>2215684NO TIME FOR SMILES, HOP ABOARD!
What's the topic OP, what's the fucking topic?!
>>2215673You gotta be cloppin' me!
>>2215673y r twilight poop sand?
>Tabitha at bronyconDay ruined, waifu status lost
>>2215684I don't know how
>>2215684>>>2215702Fuck you thats the topic.
>>2215698you just posted a picture. I bet you're not even smiling
>>2215711First you jiggle your tail
You people are goddamn sickening.
>>2215711that is a lie and you fucking know it. after all your smile is the cutest
>>2215717actually, i am. but you'll never really know...
>>2215709>>Tabitha at bronyconSauce you nigger.
>>2215732
>>2215709Are you ready for someone to ask her how she feels about people who fap to her characters?
>that feel when your favorite pone backs up towards you, her fat, freshly-pumped vulva quashing wetly against your crotch>that feel when she grinds against you, feeling you get hard as her drooling juices soak through your pants and underwear>that feel when she takes a step forward, winking hard and squirting a jet of her natural lubrication all over your pants
>>2215684man, im still smiling from the shitstorm hoppip started
>>2215741Check eqd.
>>2215715I'm watching James bond, let's get a Bond pony.You know what, fuck that, let's just get movie ponies, post them.
>>2215732I have no regrets.
Reminder that we be questing in an hour and a half, if this thread is still kicking by then, we move to old horse.APPLEPONYQUEST: THE PARTYIt's gonna be something!
>>2215741It's on the front page of EQD with 2 posts.
>>2215690but my favorite pone doesn't like her hoofsies touched.
>>2215747>>2215761Welp.
>>2215744I'm sure it will be much worse than that.
>your pone will never give you a warm smile
>>2215753fuck you, go here before I sober up>>2215302
>>2215763That's why she's a shitty pony
>>2215748How would a Bond pony even work?
>>2215733But that's wrong
>>2215709You realise if you get "in good" with the VA panel you may be able to ask Tabitha how the fuck she writes those insane blog posts, right?
>>2215774Pinkie is asking for it.
>>2215772Dude, Metals was preparing his Quest like since weeks ago.
>>2215656>someone other than me likes Tiny Pip...huh, I thought I was the only one>>2215684will a Devious Smirk work?
>>2215775oh god put a mask on
>>2215746My ribs, man. I'm pretty sure I've broken at least one. She done gud.
>>2215773>implying i wouldn't love helping her overcome her insecurities.her flaws are what make her endearing to me
>>2215746>>2215810What shitstorm?
>>2215805don't call me dude, bro.
>>2215815>justifying your taste in shit ponies
>>2215810I broke a rib once coughing. My bones were pretty brittle because I hadn't been eating well at college, and, well -- That's how I found out painkillers don't always work for me.Anyone wonder how the main cast would react to having to deal with moderate to severe pain without any magic or potions to deal with it?Also yeah, fuck that was funny.
why is derpy such an ugly pony
hey guys I made a comic, it's inspired by those korean ones
But isn't My Little Pony a show for little girls?
>>2215832I ALWAYS KNEW WITCH BONES WERE BRITTLE
Is there anything that anyone else wants me to say?
>>2215843good job on the background for that last panel
>hopopopo plushie on front page of reddit
>>2215824YOU WANNA FUCKING GO, "DUDE"?
>>2215824I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY!
>>2215858
>>2215843Hahaha I liked it!
>>2215858ahahah
>>2215858IT NEVER ENDS
>>2215834She is average.All the other pones just happen to be prettier.She is still prettier than you and has a heart of gold.
>>2215774he steals intel from the horrible Russian Goats!>>2215824Don't call him Bro, man.
>>2215852You know I'm not a witch, right?But I mean I guess if witches ate nothing but Ramen Cup Noodles for a few months and got pneumonia over finals week, yeah, they'd be as powdery as candy cigarettes.> you are now aware marshmallow equines have candy-cigarette bones
>>2215858Look at all the fucks I give
>>2215772Well, I could postpone it if you're already underway.
>>2215864I'm sick of your pretty mouth yapping about ponies in a pony thread, where do you fucking think we are?
>>2215887>chistery isn't a wtichyour fancy lying will not fool me
>>2215843Do the one with that red guy who pushes people off of buildings.
>>2215746What happened?
Ross, you here?
>>2215903That Fluttershy looks cute.
>>2215903I'm pretty sure I'm not a >wtich either.
>>2215896I SEE YOU'VE GOT A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH ME DUDE, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A 2010fag I'M NOT SCARED, YOU AND I ARE ENEMIES NOW
>>2215921http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jO8xRn52Xl
>>2215910Put up her Lyra plush auction. The one with the sewn in vag. Bronies everywhere are butt ravaged
>>2215849Hell yeah.
>>2215916I think she's a very bad actress.
>>2215919That's exactly what a witch would say
>>2215921bro, chill.he ain't worth your time.
>>2215916>>2215916>>2215939http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BGXIx6n6fK
Would you a pone if she had a cow-sized udder?
>>2215942>>2215958>>2215934This is shaping up to be a fun thread.
>>2215907I didn't understand that one
>>2215958>Cow sized udder>Her udder is larger than she is, rendering her immobile until you lighten her load every morning
>>2215934Just how anal anguished are we talking about here?
>Package in the mail from my mother for my birthday>Open it>Toy Rarity>My favorite pony>With it a card that just says "happy 26th. Love mom">Never mentioned ponies to anyone, ever>Moved out long before ponies started, never watched the show anywhere near them>Never shared a computer that might have carried traces of my ponyingHOW DID SHE KNOW?
>>2215921Is Pinkie shitting herself?
>>2215981THAT'S WHY YOU NEED TO DRAW IT ANON.
>>2215990Breaking the fandom.
>>2215921ALRIGHT, ALIRGHT, YOU THINK YOURE SO GOOD, TELL ME.WHAT IS BEST PONI?
>>2215986>you will never hear pone sigh happily in relief as the milking machine gently hums, pumping out gallons of her sweet ponymilk
would you, MLPG?
>>2215978>Funyep.she's a witch.PREP THE STAKE!
>>2215990Hoppopopoppopoppo had to turn in her brony card.
>>2215995>Someone posted an image of just the plushie on /g/>Debate ensues about whether it's a fucktoy or a sock puppetOh Hopopopo you card.
twilie
>>2215990You don't even know mad like this. It's delicious.
>>2215997Mothers always know.Yes, even yours, anon reading this post
>that feel when you found Apple's pokemon porn
>>2215997She knew you liked little girl toys. Duh.
>>2216006>>2216025>>2216032Oh god. This sounds hilarious. Any links?
>>2216021No no no no, no no no no no, NO NO NO.
>>2216031
>>2216032Anyone have comment caps or something of the devastation?
>>2216021>you will never clean your favorite pony's hooves
>>2216015TINY PIP!
>>2216006That's fantastic news! The sooner the fandom breaks apart and falls to shit the sooner we can go back to enjoying this show in peace.
>>2216049A couple threads back
>>2215990Everyone hates us, it's like november and december 2010 all over again.
>>2216017
>>2216053she will never smile like that for you
>>2216022I had a 1.5" steak last night. Holy shit my Dad knows how to grill.> not my personal blogLet's do a fat rail of PONE, shall we?
>>2216026Link yo.
>>2215745>that feel when your pants are ruined>that feel when you decide pone needs to be punished>that feel when you pull out some ice cubes
f(x,y) = For every x, a pony gains one y.[blowjob,pinkness;double penetration,purpleness;anal,orangeness]
So, uh, I dunno what to do about my choose your own adventure-quest-thing.This is kind of Quest's turf, and I don't want to be frontin'
>>2216061>fandom falls apart>the show is cancelled
>>2216017Use your mouth you faglord.
>>2216076>fat rail80s plz go
>>2216059Man I've cleaned a horse's hooves before and I was always scared as fuck using a dang pick, worried I was gonna hook 'em somewhere sensitive. Course I'm always a little cagey around horses in general. Strong motherfuckers.
>>2216076ONLY A WITCH WOULD EAT AN ANIMAL
>>2216075one day she will. i can dream...
>>2216060No,it's applejack.I am a nive man though, so I will give you another chance. Who is best writer?
>>2216070>UsJust hopopopo really. Maybe 4chan in general. We are pretty irrelevant to most people.
>>2216097You too? I was also so scared I was going to hit a bad spot
>>2216015THAT ONE, THAT ONE I POSTED AND IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME YOU CAN KISS MY HAIRY YELLOW BUTT!
>>2216076>chistery's penisOn the other hand, I'm always up for more applepone
>>2216076OH YEAH, TIME FOR SOME 100% UNCUT EQUESTRIAN PONE. LINE IT UP!
>>2216087>bronies all over the world commit a suicide pact
>>2215774you will never have two pretty mares glomp you
>>2216109Me.
>>2216119>subtle Appledashgod dammitbronies plz go
>>2216087>implying this fandom makes up the bulk of the ratings.i dont doubt its rather significant, but they get a lot more viewers from their target demographic.
>>2216076I'm actually still waiting for an drawfag who will take my request.So I guess I can post some pony
>>2216132>Implying is not zap apple
>traumatic insemination
>>2216119> Chistery's penisEither it's a thing or it used to be. Maybe it's time to just let it die. I hear it's easy after taking some rubber bands to it.
34 request?
>>2216152Twilight impregnation with a human.
>>2216152>>2216152MY DICK WITH RAINBOW DASH
>tfw sick
>>2216146You mean ... impregnation rape?NO, BONER, NO! No biscuit!
>>2216017>She'll never tell you she prefers your warm hands over the machine, or how she wants you to suckle from her once in a while>It'll never turn her on more than anything, her breath heavy as she moans with sweet release>She'll never force you to the ground when she's light enough to move comfortably, her fluids dribbling on your thighs as she strips you of your pants and positions herself over youThis is the weirdest thing I've written, I think
>>2216152Dash on top of AJ consensual missionary position for the purpose of procreation.
>>2216152TWIDASH. WINGS.
>>2216152Gilda something
>>2216152Candyass and SA sexy cuddling
>>2216152Applejack x diamond dogs pls
>>2216097>"That feels WONDERFUL, darling...!">"I can't get in for a hooficure until tomorrow, but this is helping SO much...!"
>>2216152Romantic Twidash.
>>2216171k
>>2216109YOU ARE WRONG!AND DO YOU MEAN WRITER FOR THE SHOW OR WRITER FOR THE GENERALS!?
>>2216135Yeah, but after half the adult fans leave, what will happen to the writing?>tea parties>tea parties every day forever>implying Hasbro wouldn't have done it anyway.
>mfw learning about the Lyra plush thingSo fucking good. Any reaction caps? I imagine people are mad as fuck at this.
>>2216167>for the purpose of procreationThat aint how babies work nigguh.
>>2216210PFHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA MY SIDES!
>>2216152Dash x Rarity
>>2216210>Yeah, but after half the adult fans leave, what will happen to the writing?Nothing, you self entitled fuck! Nothing will change!
>>2216109MA Larson
>>2216200writer for the shows.and that pony is just another shit background pony, like Lyra, or Fluttershy
>>2216162
>>2216227He have a canon name and a personality unlike Lyra.
>>2216227Larson or Keating Rogers
>>2216210But almost every episode we have seen was written before this fandom existed. why the writing change any differently if we watched it or not?
>>2216213But it would be fun to watch them try
Is it just me, or is pony general being kind of dickish?
>>2216248yes
>>2216248explain
>>2216236Assuming that's his left arm, that position is REALLY unnatural and wouldn't give the force to go through his skull.
>>2215843saved
>>2216248THAT'S KIND OF OUR THING BRUDDA
>>2216210>Thinks the current writing is because of broniesDo you even know the history?
>>2216238Lyra has a canon name, it's heartstrings
>>2216227DROWN IN A SEA OF DICKS MY GOOD SIR!YOU ARE UNDESERVING OF SUCH KNOWLEDGE
>>2216248
>>2216258I think it's actually someone else's arm. Maybe a clone?
>>2216265>implying toys are canonThey toy name is Lyra Heartstrings btw.
>>2216274Or knowing Deadpool it's his own arm, but it's not currently attached and he's using his other arm to manipulate it.
>you will never sit on the couch with a cute stallion on your lap watching TV>you will never casually fondle his balls with one hand while the other plays with his tender anus, hearing him whimper and moan>you will never feel his sack pull tight against him as he spurts heavily into the tube you've fit over his girthy cock, the flow filling up the last of a dozen large milk canisters
SEE YOU REAL SOON, FILLIES
>>2216248It's supposed to be like this>>2216268you must be singlehandedly fueling art for that character, good job, I guess.
>>2216017>LactationGood lord man, why does mlpg find my greatest weakness?
>>2216294Throw enough fetishes around and something's bound to hit
>>2216276no the toy name is heartstrings.Also, thanks to the edit, the "derpy" character no longer has a canon name.
>>22162120r0 would buy it if it was Applejack.
>>2216307Check it again man is Lyra Heartstrings now.
>>2216307Ditzy
>>2216307In a later series of blindbags it became "Lyra Heartstrings"
>>2216314no, I might be wrong, so I won't check again.>>2216316bright eyes
>>2216152Rumble and Scootaloo cum inflation
>>2216307I don't give a shit what Yamino says.They said it. They can't take it back.
>>2216311I would buy it, if it were applejack
>>2216334stoneface
>>2216293nope, I've found most of this online>this_conversation_so_Far.png
>>2216307She does depending on which version you watch. Plus it's still in the storyboard anyway.
>>2216334WELL FUCK YOU
Hey guys, I've been seing these threads on the front page of /co/ for a while now, and just had the courage to see what the fuss is about.Honestly I think it's a good show but I have just one questionIs the yellow one autistic?
>>2216343That begs the questionHoppop you still lurking?Why did you pick Lyra?
>>2216350Wrong thread boyo.
>>2216350
>>2216289>you will never pat his mane and tell him what a good pony he is>you will never realize how much that means to him, to feel loved and appreciated by you>you will never know how hard he tries to produce for you, always making sure he can give you all the raw ponycum his body can produce, just because he knows you like it
>>2216364That poor thing
>>2216351The yretconned it, she no longer has a name, your fanon is showing>>2216354Fuck you, I'm not wrong, I will not accept this.Hasbro will be getting a strongly worded letter from me.
>>2216369Because she's the most humanfucker pony
>>2216365no but the purple one is
>>2216365>Front page of /co/You could at least edit it anon.
>>2216369Because she wanted to make pants to hide the fuck hole
Fluffy fag invasion?
>>2216369I imagine because she's the most popular BG character alongside Derpy.
>>2216394N-Never ;_;
>>2216389>>2216395>>2216399Still, if her intent was to make the most money, you have to think she should have gone with Dash or Fluttershy or any of the main 6 really
>>2216387You silly, mac.
>>2216408Fuck off.
Too much greentext.
>>2216364
>As you can see, fluffy ponies are pissing on the street and trying to bully hungry dogs.>We need a task-force specialized in fighting fluffy ponies, equipped with the most modern sorry-sticks that science can create.I...I don't feel.
>>2216414I'm not going to have any show discussion with you while you're wearing that stupid fucking name.
>>2216422
>>2216364It would be so hard to not beat a person to death if i saw them doing this. As badly as they would deserve it, i wouldn't want to go to prison for murder/attempted murder.
>>2216414Fuck off.
>there are people on this planet who haven't accepted the fact that Rarity is best unicorn
>>2216408>no fan mailcan't do shit yo
>>2216429...what?
>Fluffy pony storiesMAXIMUM AUTISM
>>2216429>mfw
>>2216437it had rabies
>>2216429>yfw they want to write about abusing imaginary creatures, but still feel the need to rationalize it
>>2216427fuck, I was scared enough of fox before this
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2216449at some point someone needs to shoop Luke Allen's face onto all of those guys
>>2216289I did this to a dog I owned as a small child.
>>2216429>fluffy pony spam>during a shitstorm more worthy of our attentionJust report 'em and move on.
>>2216430>Activly avoiding show discussionDon't do this anon, pls. Ignore the stupid ass name for a sec and focus on the content of the post.
>Tabitha is going to a brony conventionNOOOOOOOOOOOOI just hope that her mushrooms make her immune to themOh well at least we'll see finally see her being crazy
>>2216294>Not having read that rarispike lactation fic, or any of the other innumerable lactation fetish stories
>>2216469Speaking of that, any caps of that?
>>2216480>no anonxponyIm not going to waste my time.
>>2216438>>2216430>getting mad over alliancefagsIt's honestly not a big deal anymore. They guy/guys spark fun conversations.>>2216414>god that pink one is sure annoyingShe bothers occasionally but boy was I wrong
>>2216448I went to their thread out of curiosity to see if they were doing some retarded kind of invasion. I don't even know.
>>2216387>>2216334God, shut up Quest you faggot
>>2216422lol guys MPLG is hardcore amrite?
>>2216452so you beat it to death with a shovel? Even if that is true, it diddnt seem to be attacking anyone. While i dont advocate letting a rabid dog run free it could have been done more humanely.
>>2216501>no gun availablewhat the fuck are you gonna do
>>2216376>you will never snuggle into bed with him later that night>you will never feel his body against yours as he nuzzles the side of his face to your chest>you will never run a hand through his mane and tell him you love him>you will never feel his erection throbbing hotly as he whispers back that he loves you too
>>2216487We have those too
MLPG i don't know who to share this with, so i might as well share it with my bros here.I just fapped to 3d porn, Truly the miracle of our age, well after ponies of course.I wonder if ponies could be made 3d.
>>2216501Oh your poor bleeding heart.
>>2216493>>god that pink one is sure annoyingdamn son that hurtnonetheless it's understandableshe can be overbearing to some people
>>2216505Slit it's throat.'Tis what the pound does when they put down stray animals.
>>2216505>>2216501This seems like bullshit, pretty sure they were just doing it for fun. Why else film it?
>>2216496keep being mad, it's not my fault they retconned her name
>>2216468>>2216483>>2216491>interrupting greentext in a greentext storyDoing it very wrong.
>>22165183edgy5me
>>2216517http://www.xvideos.com/video1274048/gynoid_takes_advantage_of_a_man_part_2
>Where should Rainbow Dash go to practice her skills today?
>>2216525I tried pointing it out to them months ago, but they refused to listen, saying that individuality was more important than doing things right.
Sugarcube
>>2216529l4 dark mode
MLPG pls
>>2216529level 3 normal.
Hey, was I mistaken, or did Bubble say he was going to quest tonight?
>>2216532Deaf, they became a lost cause a long time ago.At least you tried. Have a pony
>>2216469I just woke up, whats the shitstorm?
>>2216542fak u naon
>>2216520>put your hand near a rabid animals headyeah enjoy getting bit
>>2216518>so edgyWhat is cool about needless suffering?
>you will never know just how much that pony truly loves you
>>2216542What's with the resurrection of "Dolan"? I've seen it posted a lot on 4chan lately
>>2216548We have all kinds of quests an shit lined up it seems.
>>2216558>you will never be able to tell her how much you love her
>>2216550I don't want a pony... At least not that one.
>>2216560reddit happened
>>2216566I CAN SURE AS HELL TRY
>>2216560pls
>>2216076stop replying to the piss chistery
>>2216571Take your pick
Is dooks around?
>>221657610/10
>>2216555find an axe or something? again assuming its rabid it diddnt seem to be doing anything but sitting there. They had time to find something else, and the shovel should the dog decide to attack them.
>>2216560http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dolanreddit
>>2216584>PWP>Pissu wot m8
>>2216576shit status: 404side status: obliterated
>>2216576AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2216587Top-right. Always and forever.
>>2216576MY FUCKING SIDES!
>>2216576Yes.
>>2216601So predictable.What if she got pregnant from your rape, would you even take responsibility?
>>2216587bottom center all day err day.
>>2216601You have the worst taste in everything
>this threadwhy do i even bother coming here anymore
>>2216614This guy knows
>>2216613>implying I'd rape>>2216616I like peach pie.
>>2216620>implying you have a choice in the matter
>>2216620pretty soon there will be no more diamonds in the rough leftyou will sift through the thread to find nothingthis experience will leave you with no greater understanding or knowledgeit will just end
>>2216626>peach pie Enjoy your shit taste, autist
we ded
>>2216680Some day...
I'll wait a month or so before asking about the SMILe .rar, that should be plenty of time for space.
>>2216592Why take a risk? Axes are pretty fucking messy as well, compared to blunt trauma.>let me try to kill this dog in a humane fashion while putting myself in danger of getting rabies, in possibly a third-world country which probably lacks the medical supplies to cure me
Hey guys, I'm taking a shower, afterwards we can go to old horse for the quest if that works for any potential questees.
I SERIOUSLY HOPE YOU'RE ALL WORKING HARD ON YOUR FRIENDOFF SUBMISSIONS
>>2216687She'll never be real no matter how hard you wish itEven if she was real she would never love someone like you
>check fimfiction>Tribes Ascend crossover fic>OH GOD ITS FINALLY HAPPENING>read the description>the author is taking it seriouslyI...I... WHAT
>>2216626>Peach Pie>Not chocolate/peanut butter/more chocolate Pieshame
GET A LOAD OF THIS
>>2216689>third world country>'HEY GUYS LETS VIDEOTAPE THIS'
>>2216700
>>2216705>there will never be an amusing Pathfinder in Equestria fic
>>2216708Eggman pls go
>>2216709that's what people do for fun in 3rd world countries
>>2216692what quest is this?
>>2216708ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
>>2216718Koo koo ka choo.
>>2216741Applequest.
>>2216743Can you feel the sunshine, does it brighten up your day?
>try to open quick reply>nothingFUCK YOU 4CHANX
>>2216747>That feel when I am a massive applefagyesssssssssssssssss
>>2216702
>>2216758Maximize your window and try it again
anyone got the link for that furry auction site, or know how many GEEBEEPEES it's up to now?
>>2216753Are you living in the city?
>>2216762>tfw Applefag>tfw Metals wrote that Appleanal fic
Some cry
Is 4chan fucking up for anyone else?Or being slow?
>>2216770GOTTA GO FASTGOTTA GO FASTFASTER FASTERFASTERFASTERFASTERSONIC X
>>2216768http://www.thedealersden.com/auction_details.php?auction_id=110031&parent_id=&option=agree_adultOnly 125 pounds but it doesn't end until June 3rd.
>>2216768I think it's still at 125.5 quid
>>2216765HAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
>>2216709Ever hear of liveleak? Or any other one of those sites that hosts violent shock videos. Almost all of them take place in third world countries.
>>2216789sometimes QR fucks up, which I fix by just refreshing the page.
>>2216799And all of them are crap quality and look like they were shot in 1990.
>>2216799why is that? i want to see some more American suicides gosh darn it.
would u? who?
>>2216830The purple one
>>2216830Why is Pinkie so cute
>faceless JR is deadrip :-:7
>>2216830None
>>2216770nope>>2216790WORK IT OUT! WORK IT OUT! TALK ABOUT IT, WORK IT OUT! WORK IT OUT! THINK ABOUT IT, WORK IT OUT! WORK IT OUT! MAKE IT HAPPEN, WORK IT OUT, WE GOTTA MAKE IT REAL!
>>2216700>tfw get sick and lose two days to qork and you haven't even startedDon't worry, I still got this
>Fluffy pony anons actually think someone leaving the fandom because of their shit makes them a pussy>Just being in the threadI...I don't even
>>2216830Depends.Which one's hiding a surprise under her skirt?
>>2216830fuck yes I would work at a pony meido cafe!who would i want to provide my training on the first week? probably Pinkie because she'd show me all the best places to hide from the boss
>>2216857>Browsing Fluffy General.I hope you step on a lego.
>>2216852"I will protect you."But no one could protect him.:_;
>>2216830I already tell you I would both
>>2216873I originally went there because I was curious if they were trying to like invade us or something.
>>2216852...I know this is fake, but he's not on steam right now and...
>>2216830Neither. My waifu would never forgive me.
>>2216873Its like going to nascar for the crashes
>>2216899A car watched never crashes ;_;
>>2216890Dude he's never on this early on a weeknight, you know that.
>>2216890They've posted this a few days agohttp://usher.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/auto80.php
>>2216859>surpriseFucking guess.inb4 surprisexpinkie sizeplay greentext
>>2216914I know, I know.
>>2216938>horrifyingly bad fanart of a decent enough conceptcheck!
>>2216938;_;
>>2216938das more den 19%
>>2216938Bender would like Dash the most.
>>2216955>implying decent enough concept
>>2216938I can't stop laughing at Benders face.
>>2216981Bender being a fan of RD or better yet friends with RD?Yeah, it's enough concept to carry a one panel comic.
>>2216928>Pinkie corners you in the stock room>You're on your knees before her as she slowly lifts her skirt>You're tackled to the ground by a white and yellow blur while Pinkie laughs her head off
>tfw you die
>>2216968Feels like there's a good motor oil or other machine based joke in there I just can't find it.
>>2216999
>>2216999Ultra casual.
>>2216996That still gives me a boner
>>2216938Whis is this so funny
>>2216994i could also see Bender being a rabid flutterfag.
>>2216857They also think if you don't abuse animals that you're a pedophile/homosexual.I doubt half of them can tell the difference. I think someone in that thread is projecting. Hard.
>>2217013Mom's Friendly Robot Oil: Now 20% more viscous?someone draw this
>>2217025Because autism.
>>2217025I think this is a "so bad it's good" type of image.
>>2217045old-fashioned robot oil*
>>2216364Where I live, I could kill that guy and no court would find me guilty. I'm dead-assed serious.
>>2217067Maybe you should get up and walk around, it's probably just asleep.
>>2217067okay tough guy
>>2217097When in Rom
>>2217089>>2217097http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jO8xRn52Xl
>>2217067>Watch out we got le guaranteed replies over here.jpg
Alright, back. Hey Quest, is it cool if I use that quest thread you made since it's not running right now? If not, I'll just get the old horse.
>>2217108Is this you?Cause this is pretty funny
GUYS WE NEED TO GO DEEPER
>>2217123>le national treasure face
Why we so ded? Do we know the results of the VN survey?
>>221714310/10
>>2217108oh god im losing my shit over here.
>>2217143weird>>>2216576
>>2217162THATS THE JOKE
>>2217149The results are is not going to happend
>>2217108hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2217143Whats the original a reference to?
>>2217108shit lost 10/10
>>2217191>doesn't know the enigma of amigara fault
>>2216507>you will never spend the entire night teasing him>you will never bring him breakfast in bed>it will never be cereal in a bowl of your milk
>>2217191The enigma of Amigara fault
>>2217191DRRRRDRRRRRDRRRRRR
>>2217210DRR... DRR... DRR...
>>2217191Casual as always Jr. I'd still sex you
>>2217218>>2217222It's SLOWLY COMING THIS WAY
>>2217108seriously between this and all of hoppip's shenanigans today i dont know of my sides can take anymore.
>>2217191
>>2217143So coming out of the crack, she'd look like a girthy stallion cock?
>>2217222
I hat all of you
>>2217242today was a good day
>>2217191Here, have a serious answerhttp://brasscockroach.com/h4ll0w33n2007/manga/Amigara-Full/Amigara.html
>>2217275>tfw anon hats us
>>2217265I fucking love girthy stallion cocks
>>2217108oh god, its killing me
>>2217125I guess it's my thread now. APPLEQUEST BEGINS; >>2217281WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2217265what do girthy stallion cocks look like?only a witch would know
>>2217285So you would, MLPG. So you would.
>>2217316only a witch wouldn't like giant stallion cocks
>>2217280Thanks.I don't into anime or mango.
>>2217238NO FUCK YOU No!
Am I the only one who think that fucking that cloth would be really rough on your dick?
>>2217300>>2217283Just kidding! It was me all along!
>>2217328What, you think Equestria has a festival like that?Who's the Mistress of Ceremonies, Celestia or Luna? ... Cadence?
>>2217371smooth as velvetso no
>>2217371The hole's there to put your fleshlight into.
>>2217372does that mean you dont hat us?
>>2217371You install a fleshlight first.
>>2217374Cadenceprincess of love and shit
>>2217022Well why wouldn't it?They both have REAL surprises for you. One for each end~
>>2217374ha ha haThat carrot is huge.
>>2217418>you will never feed your waifu a carrot
>>2217418I bet you couldn't take it all RD
>>2217442>she will never ask for that other carrot you carry with you all the time
>>2217263Fix'd
>>2217448If she ate that whole carrot, she would get a horrible tummy ache,Pinkie could do it, though.
>>2217465hahaha
>>2217442>>2217418> you are now aware this is Dash's favorite drink> she has NO IDEA
>>2217478maybe just a nibble then?
I miss /co/, you guys.
>>2217465>MLPb
>>2217465I love you guys
>>2217506>not still going to /co/
>>2217506/co/ doesn't miss you
>>2217506There is no reason for you not to stick around /co/.
>>2217280Well, I'll never sleep again.
>>2217520>MLP6
>>2217506The wound shall never heal.
>>2217522>>2217531...aside from the fact that /co/ has rotted from within since we left.
>>2217534>MLP9
>>2217544> rotted from withinYeah.Korra came out.I don't find it coincidental.
>>2217556>MLP69
>>2217557Why do people still ship Rarispike.It's been sunk by canon
on painkillerswhat do
>>2217557WELL GEE I WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE
>>2217544>implying 4chan has not degraded immensely since the admins started banning people over a cartoon.
>>2217586Because they too have been friendzoned
>>2217586Why do people still ship anything?It's been sunk by canon
>>2217596Fap.>>2217598A pony.
>>2217576
>>2217596pony.
>>2217598It's Big Mac, you dingus
>>2217557Don't ever let Ross touch this, or you'll get PHANTOM OF THE WHOPPERA.
>>2217596snort pone
>>2217596shoot pone into your ballsthen pone
>>2217598The masks are magic. You don't know who's wearing it, even when it's plain as day.
>>2217586Why do people still ship Pinkiedash?
>>2217611What is this from? I know GG based it off something
>>2217623>implying you wont get "Fats"
>>2217644"WELL I SAY IVE NEVER MET A STALLION WITH THUMBS BEFORE"
>>2217652http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RZMF2kI6GA
>>221765269 Love Songshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RZMF2kI6GA
>>2217661>>2217661OR WHO ONLY WALKS ON TWO LEGSOR THAT IS SO SHORTOR THAT HAS SCALES
>>2217644>yfw Spike is The Gray Fox
>>2217673>>2217676"Thumbs up if when you listened to this you thought of Celestia and Discord.""Thumbs up if the image from The Weaver of Discord and Celestia brought you here."GOD DAMMIT
what the fuck is this thread
>>2217661http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vd0mlQcD96
we will never get this episode
>>2217725OH FUCK MY DICK
>>2217149HelloI'm browsing from a phone with a 1X connection, around 400 miles from home. It'd be a bit difficult to get the results from here. I won't be back until Tuesday night.It was sort of a surprise trip. I'm sorry I didn't tell anyone. This still works out alright, I think, since the friend off is still on until that time.
>>2217725We got a scene That's enough
>>2217725Thank god.
>>2217721Are you dense or something? Do you have brain damage? Its my little pony general.
>>2217725Was briefly in Swarm of the Century, but yeah, a whole ep about it mite b cool.
>>2217725>those horrible snouts
>>2217596plug pone
>>2217725that is literally my dream episode>>2217741the spa scene in PVC? not good enough
>>2217780No the scene in Swarm of the Century
>>2217780>the spa scene in PVC? not good enoughnvm just remembered SotC thanks too >>2217769
>>2217763My little pony general? Oh wow. You mean to tell me you people sit around and talk about a little girl's show all day?
>>2217805
>>2217817F-Fuck you ;_;
She'll never truly flyAnd we'll never have a scene of her starting to cry in mid air because she finally did it
>>2217725http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qzIbUaNPrx(A PSA from Voicefaggot)
poni should kiss poni
>>2217840Crying is 4 gaylords.
>>2217838this is a thing now isn't it
>>2217843pony should pony pony
>>2217698>as seen on ponychan
>>2217840daww
>>2217843Did I do it right?
>>2217838I remember one anon suggest she start a tumblr with pic of different things in the hole. If it got big enough she could have sold it off for massive bronybux.
>>2217842My responsehttp://vocaroo.com/i/s0iv9guuenyt
>>2217874We never talk about ponychan anymore. What happened?
>>2217838You know, why didn't the guy use red felt in the hole?
>mfw seeing a BLAM>>2217909EqD and /mlp/
>>2217914>guy
>>2217909Ponychan almost ded manAlmost half the traffic is from /rp/It's reign of terror has been ended by /mlp/
>>2217914>redshe bleeding or something?
>>2217929Fuck if I know the gender of who made this.
>>2217945>not knowing Hoppo is a beautiful woman
>>2217945It's HOPOPOPOPOPOPPOPOPOP dude
>>2217937Pink is a shade of red.
>>2217945>not knowing hoppip made it
>>2217883No, that's a dragon, although dragon should also pony pony
>>2217945>not knowing hopopopo
>>2217932But I still have so much rage left
>>2217907I agree, would be the bomb.
>>2217953>>2217952>>2217962>>2217971>not spelling Hopoopy's name right
>>2217953>>2217962>>2217971>Implying you know hopopo's gender
>>2217976>>2217907http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WaYagCoLY4
>>2217945It's Hoppipopip retard.
That ridiculously horrible picture of Twilight...did that come from Past Sins?
>>2218012The one with the questionable coloring job?
>>2218012which ridiculously horrible pic of twilight?at least one did, but there are many horrible pics
>>2218012>That ridiculously horrible picture of TwilightWhich one?
>>2218031just horrible shading, not to mention anatomy
>>2218012It did.
>>2218044you know the one
Would you help a lost Rarity?
Guys, I can't stop my mad at how retarded all the fluffy pony shit is. Help!
>>2218059SMALLER
>that feel when so jelly your eyeballs boil
>>2218059GODIT BURNSIT FUCKING BURNSTHIS IS NOT HYPERBOLE
>>2218059>thumbwe're not escaping that easily
>>2218067Of course, what gentleman wouldn't?
>>2218085Truly, a master of expressing emotion.
>>2218082>nyxFuck that
PLEASE TELL ME LETH HASNT MADE HIS HAMBURGER TIME REPORT YET
>>2218070Tell me all about it so we can be mad together!
>>2218070No point getting mad at something you can't control. That's why MLPG never gets me mad.
>>2218099
>>2218082dat lyra
>>2218085that's fine, i didn't like my eyes anyway
>>2218115I gotta say, I came.captcha: style baskske. indeed.
hey guysFUCK DRAWING HANDS
>>2218115so what the fuck is the deal with past sins anyways? i dont really into fanfiction
and I'm not sure if this is the same artist, but it's a similar style.
>>2218128http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LNrgPMxurP
>>2218082I'm willing to ignore the Nyx on this pic since this is my favorite Zelda game.
>>2218110>headcanons>baby talk>sorry-stick>edited art-anon pictures
>>2218108leth is coming tonight anonhe won't be coming anymore
>>2218149Those fucking eyelashes
>>2217883>gay Spike
>>2218148Worst OC ever and bronies love it.
>>2218169Thats older than you anon.
>>2218148You weren't here last summer?
I gotta say though, nothing really beats this, not in the long-run.
>>2218193Dinofag...
>>2218190Because this things were one of the best parts
>>2218193That damn headI swearThat was my face upon seeing Ponychan
>>2218190no i got into the show just before s2 aired
>>2218193That Luna decapitation porn isn't half bad.
>>2218193Dammit boner you've gone too far
>>2218216Just read the screencapsThey are entertaining
>>2218222welcome to the WALL
>>2218209>>2218190>we will never have a new fic like past sins to rage over during summer
>>2218237Just hearing about it and Fo:E gives me a bit of morbid curiosity. I almost want to read it, but im scared
>>2218253We do have that brony migration ficIt's had 4 chapters the last time I saw it
>>2218250fuck off sentenal
>>2218250If I wasn't already on this "wall" I think you've been doing a shit job.
>>2218250Sentenal pls die
>>2218253>>2218278Shitty pony fiction is completely saturated now. There's shit out there I'm sure that rivals Past Sins, FO:E, and brony migration.
https://images.4channel.org/f/src/frostedbutts.swf
>>2218279>>2218297It's not a literal wall jeeze
>>2218300> brony migrationYou mean Humans in Equestria?I hate to sound dumb, I'm just not up on the lingo.
>>2218222The only reason it's anything less than absolutely terrible is the fact that it was drawn by the shithead with the Derpy voice all the bronies piss themselves over, Balddumborat.
>>2218300But none of it is as popular as past sins. Maybe my little dashie, but no one has gone and read it for us.>>2218315Nope. It's exactly what it sounds like.
>>2218300Then why isn't rageanon reading them
>>2218302I always laugh uncontrollably at this.
My penis is intriguedhttp://mylittledungeon.tumblr.com/
>>2218250
>>2218320That makes it hilarious.There's also a new series with Luna/Nightmare Moon and and the red dragon.
>>2218332We had a few anons read itNone of them returned tough
>What gets me are all the people who haven't even watched the show and only joined the fandom for itself. I cannot see the motivation there.> You never pretended to like something because all your friends liked it? Well, just replace friends with "internet misanthropes" and there you go.>Yeah, that's what gets me. It's not like most of them even know these people beforehand, but they still pretend to like a show targeted at little girls for the fandom's underage pony torture porn. The sheer loneliness of this would depress me if they didn't love underage pony torture porn so much. They want to corrupt and destroy the innocence of the story, to bind the ponies in leather and chains and whip them until they bleed because the world has done the same to them, or so they feel. When they chant that it isn't for little girls, what they mean is that they have taken it from them, because they cannot believe that anything can be pure and uncorrupted. The fetishization of the ponies is a dark mirror into their souls, casting back a foul light of hate. The bondage and torture comes not from a love of these things for their own sake but a foul need to wound the unmarked and befoul the innocent honesty of youth.It's why they do everything they can to shove the porn out in front of the fandom so everyone sees it. Bronies don't love My Little Pony, they hate it and want to defile it, to rid the world every shred of kindness they can find. That's where the rape stories and literal nazi bronies come from. comfirm/deny bronies?
>>2218302TRAINED IN GORILLA WARFAREHE ISSTEEL BALLS
>>2218347Jesus. any of you /co/ folks want to comment on this?
>>2218372Sometimes, a comic writer gets a Really Bad Idea.
>>2218345Cautiously followed as fuck
>>2218372It's pretty self-explanatory
>>2218345>human Celestia>pony Twilight.
>>2218372I have no words.
>>2218372What's so weird about it? It's delightfully ridiculous nonsense. I think he's a Silver Age villain.
>>2218372>Created by Tom Whedon. Yes, that Whedon family. Joss's Dad. Hahahahaha. Maybe Buffy can fight the Wall someday!
>>2218360Deny. We actually watch the show here. I've been here for damn near every episode premier. Some of our fastest/largest threads were people simply watching the show and delighting in it.The porn comes later.
>>2218360>These assholes resent MLP, they do not cherish it. They do not have friends, they have fellow afflicted. The only emotion they feel is that when somebody else has been served food in a restaurant before you - aggrieved entitlement for something that was never intended for them in the first place.
>>2218372It's not from a "Real" Spidey comic. It's from a book that teaches kindergarteners how to read.
What are you guys listening to during this fine tumblr shitstorm?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AA64eCt2zs
>>2218372>The Wall goes to see his most hated baseball team, the New York Mets, on the off chance Spider-Man will show up, so he can "wreck Spider-Man's day off!" A batter from the opposing team hits an easy pop up to the outfield, and the Wall hops onto Shea Stadium's field, runs over to center field (he can really haul when need be) and slams into the Mets' outfielder. The ball then goes over HIM, and the umpire declares this to be a home run.
>>2218345Wait, a sexualized pony Tumblr that isn't terrible?WHOA.
>>2218345Celestia looks like shitTwilight looks good but I'm still not interested
>>2218345This is one of those things that is going to die in less than a month and I'm going to be sad.You can tell because the donation begging links on the bottom of every update.
>>2218438http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnCgJFEdTXIInb4 nobody listens
>>2218438http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8veXrYh1cc
>>2218420Cool, I love Joss's stuff. Didn't even realize he directed avengers until the credits were rolling. Didn't know his dad was in the entertainment business, too.
>>2218438http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlJ7KIPQo28Only the finest of music for me
>>2218444The subject is terrible tbh but im fapping like the fist of zeus.
>>2218438ES Posthumus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iu-WAHBbW8
>>2218438I'm still waiting for some caps and links to this. All I know is that Hoppip put up the Lyra plush for sale.
>>2218444But the guy cant into human faces.
>>2218438http://youtu.be/SaLnusX4AnoMike Watt all the way yo.
>>2218438Culprate - Finger (Glitch Hop/Neurohop)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BKTYnvKmkM>dose drumsunf
>>2218438http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iIvRXCV9lkOn repeat.Also OH MY GOD this is exactly how I picture Rocket Lesbian looks like as a band.
>>2218501Yes but his coloring is nice.And good god unf the little cockring on twi's horn.
>>2218501>not relishing in his ability to draw deliciously plump innie nipples
>tfw no one actually cares what you're listening to
>>2218501Pretty sure I've seen his art on Slipshine or something similar. I can get over it.Not really enticed, but damn this is a sight better than most sex-pony Tumblrs.
>>2218345finally i can experience having my own rape dungeon.
>>2218531yeahthat feel
>>2218546Im not a 100% happy because Rarity and Sweetie are not in the dungeon.
>>2218438http://youtu.be/OwcZZYCRezkAlso, this is my drawing music.
>>2218531>tfw i don't care what i'm listening toi often just have my music playing in the background while i internet and dont even pay enough attention to realize what is currently playing
>>2218515What kind of music would they play?Ignoring the obvious answer of Joan Jett style punk, of course.
>>2218531My taste in music is better than yours, and that's all that matters.
>>2218564>implying they aren'twe just haven't seen them yet.
>>2218574So is she hugging a pillow while crying or crying while hugging a pillow?
>>2218580>not constantly playing rainymood and soft ambient music
>>2218602It will die soon
>>2218588I'm having a hard time deciding if they sound like the Violent Femmes or something that would really highlight Sweetie's voice.All I know is, of all the retarded HS alt-universe humanized things I've wanted to do, "the drummer has it BAD for the main singer" is at the top of the list.
>tfw you cant decide what porn to jack off to
>>2218526Which pony is self-conscious about her inverted teats
>>2218605She is fucking the pillow and crying because the pleasure is so good.
>>2218588There's not a whole lot of music choices in Equestria it would seemBut if they had our music options? Probably something along the lines of teen pop.
Guys do you think that the poison joke has the same effect over and over or that each time it's something different?
>>2218618>tfw you have so many tabs of porn open but not enough monitors to have them all screen at once while you jerk it and skip your eyes from image to image trying to blow your load to all of them at once
>>2218438>>2218438>>2218438http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBzRmWeC6DsI'm still laughing my ass off to this.Seriously wish I'd been there to see it.
>>2218345>Doxy...Pandadox?
Would you this horse?
>>2218618> that feel when you can't find anything strap-on but ridiculous sissification / cuckold / nullification femdom bullshit> that feel when you never have some guy demanding to get fucked better, harder by his male sex partner either> OR any really loving supping sucking rolling-the cock-over-the tongue action other than Art of the Blowjob and really I prefer MxMGoddamn it do I eve rknow that feel.
>>2218574Some one actually did that request?
>>2218670I would that horse nonsexually.
>>2218647What, you mean like Red Kryptonite or something?
>that feel when the Metro 2033 menu theme makes you suicidal I could have been promoted that day, if I hear that melody everything seems hopeless.
More wallhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hMRRWzACpM
>>2218668considering he did the SA/Cadance picture...I suspect so
>>2218673>wants pegging but not sissy/cuck/femdomwow. As someone who wants both, and is frustrated by the lack of good pony content, I can't imagine how frustrating it must be if you don't want the psychological side.
>>2218618>that feel when you've seen all the good porn
>>2218647I feel like it would be the same. The effects were very personally tailored for each pony, like Dash couldn't fly, Twilight couldn't magic, Rarity got uglier. So using cartoon logic you have to assume that it wasn't entirely random.
>>2218713>that feel when there's not enough porn of your fetishes
>>2218438http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtDv1tpGiHU>>2218574Haha, its been a while since I heard that song in a long time.
>>2218732>tfw your fetish base is gradually expanding from "broad" to "if someone finds it sexy I probably do" because of exactly this problem.
>>2218673I know that feel with loli dragon girl.
>>2218710DudeI just want to get fuckedGay guys seem to understand that, but why the FUCK can't straight couples go at it without that ridiculous "oh yeah you haven't had pussy in like 14 months, don't you like it that way, sissy boy, that shit's in your past, do you like your cuckold brace?"Shit, most the girls I know in real life are REALLY angling for some good old horizontal peaknuckle after they've pegged a man well. What's this femdom shit doing shitting up all my strapon porn online?
>>2218345Does the 'New? Start here!' link to the first post, or just a 'good starting place'?
>>2218647Well the same joke get's boring after a while. I guess they'll make fun of other aspects of the victim.
>>2218732That feel when i don't care about specific fetishes, only decent porn of your favorite characters.
>>2218728>Twilight couldn't magicShe could use the hairbrush without problemsAnd I know that but I was thinking if it could have different effects related to them. Like making Rarity a mule or something you know
>>2218763The first post with Celestia.
have a quick drawing I did
>>2218763First post.
>>2218763I assume thats the first post for me as well.
>>2218772...But is that also the first post of the entire tumblr, is what I'm asking.
>>2218800>But is that also the first post of the entire tumblr,yes
>>2218755I don't have a good answer for you other than that the sissification is really fucking hot for some people (myself included).But I totally see where you're coming from, and I'm sorry my fetish is shitting on yours.
>>2218776I would eat Rainbowty's Fruit Roll-Up hairAlso that's adorable
>>2218776I Like it a lot
>>2218673>you will never give a stallion's cock a small kiss before you start to gently lap at his flat head>you will never hear him start to pant and groan as you find his most sensitive spots and run your tongue in circles around then>you will never tease him to the edge with the tip of your tongue before stuffing his cockhead into your mouth and swirling your tongue around
>>2218728i remember reading a >fanfiction where Dash was touched by poision joke and spent the rest of the story basically in slow motion. I found it rather funny
>>2218767>horsefucker walks into poison joke>comes out wearing embarassingly over-the-top My Little Pony™ clothing that could even rival the likes of The Burdened
>>2218776DO RARITY AND TWILIGHT NEXTWITH RARITY BEING BORED BY TWILIGHT'S HAIR STYLEOR PINKIE AND TWILIGHT
>>2218776very cute
wat if pone was in to maredom?
For the nighttime peoples.What if pone was demon
>>2218771Who knows? If it happened again the show, It would probably have a different affect for comedy and entertainment's sake.
>>2218776Really cute but I think the expression should be switched
>>2218837>Fucking Frankie.png
When is E3?Some ponies play vidya, does your waifu?Do you let her win or is she better than you?
>>2218839I kinda wish they would use it again...
GOODNIGHT PONY
>>2218588I kinda imagine them sounding like Metric.http://youtu.be/LqldwoDXHKgMaybe with a bit of Blood Red Shoes mixed in there to sate Scootaloo's tastes.
>>2218837>implying I'm not on MLPG 24/7
>>2218817> stallionHa, joke's on you, I don't like ponies> Find: Replace with "MAN"F-FUCK I will never be attractive enough for gay men to want me.
>>2218837I call them bitches.
>>2218851Who the fuck is Frankie?
>>2218776I like it.
>>2218867:3
>>2218845Rarity nearly cried when her hair got ruined in the pilot. And I like the idea of Dash being girly
>>2218875That was a really gay postThat's a really gay picture
>>2218837>implying i wasnt there when you posted that earlier
>>2218837PURGE THE HERETIC
>>2218875Were you that "want to be stuffed" anon earlier? because that whole degradation is a big part of what I love about sissy/cuck
>>2218845>>2218894I thought the same thing at first, but thinking about it, the expressions fit more the way it is.
>>2218832Then that pone would find herself in a loving relationship with another pone.
>>2218869>http://youtu.be/LqldwoDXHKgThat's pretty closeBut sometimes I think they veer closer to like, say, this> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eGvmB8Phk8I understand the irony of citing a faux-lesbian band, but that's kind of the feel I expect from a high school band.
>>2218880Demon pony thing from Jalm's quest.
>>2218837>What if pone was demonI go looking for the angels.
>>2218345>about to rape Celestia>'Oh look, a shiny!'>lever>ignore Dungeoneering 101 and pull itWell this is shit.
>>2218894
>>2218922>light bondage/petplayd'aww
>>2218880Frankie is a succubus pony from one of the quest of this general.
>>2218929>Tumblr
>>2218929You and I both know that was an 'out' the artist used when donations dried up during the Celestia arc.
>>2218922i bet its a switch relationship
>>2218837>that feel when i saw you post this earlierwhy am i here all the time
>>2218927>>2218937Oh. I had no idea.
>>2218937does she have a dick
>>2218907>>2218837
>>2218929Come on rapey we are going to get Twily.>>2218956No.
Would you live on the farm with Treekicker?
I wish this artist would start doing porn.
>>2218959aw
>>2218956Not everything has to have a dick anon
>>2218959>>2218956She probably could.
Can someone tell me how to make swatches for the Yotsuba B color scheme in Paint?
>>2218972But that's wrong
>>2218959>Come on rapey we are going to get Twily.If >>2218945 is right, no, we are not.
>>2218966naw. his designs are not sexual to me.
>>2218956No.>>2218980Not many is into futa, anon.
>>2218988>I only really liked the art10/10
>>2218988
>>2218910No, you misunderstandI am a man who likes men, and I also like women. it'd be nice to have a confluence of that without, you know, OMG YOU SISSY BABYCOCK MANCHILD, HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR ASSFUCK, YOU REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO BE A REAL MAN.But seriously how is this even pony?
>>2218988Hopopopo confirmed for being a master at inadvertent trolling.
Would you squeeze the farts out of pone with a hug?
>>2218997I like futa but not everything has to be futa.I like some diversity
>>2218981He cant avoid sex forever.im having a weird rape thing this days
>>2218959>he actually wants to fuck TwilightNo way man I am going to get her out of that cage and treat her to dinner. She must be starving.
>>2218926>a cover of the Smithsoh godwhyAlso are you saying they sound like this band or the Smiths? Bit confused here.
>>2219007Hahaha
>>2218988Hoopoo has never ceased to make me laugh at her ways of offending/scaring the bronies.My sides are straight-up GONE.
>>2219010From the piss
>>2219019She can eat my semen but only if she beg for it.
>>2219019Starving...FOR COCK
>>2218966Me too but I don't think he'll ever will.Though, I've fapped to this twice
>>2218966>tfw someone has probably done this>tfw someone has probably gotten real ones
>>2219010pfffffffahahah
>>2219019Yeah, I'll take her to dinner. In my pants.
>>2218994That is why they would be perfect.
>>2219025I'm very much implying they'd sound like Tatu, given the female vocalsAs for the Smiths, I mean, I fucking love the original song
>>2219039
>>2219010>You're not even a brony anymoremy sides
>>2219046>>2219037Herp
>>2218966I disagree. Love that image though.
>>2219039>tfw someone has probably gotten real onesA lot of people have gotten "real" cutie marks.
>>2219032You know, I have to wonder if that person running the tumblr picked the worst suggestions on purpose, or if I'm just too much of a moralfag to leave a helpless woman and pony in chains.I mean, it would have taken more work, but gratitude sex is better than forced sex.
>>2219011I see what you mean, and yeah, fuck over-the-top stuff.But I've always held that this bit of text is enough to convert anyone with the slightest interest into being a chastityfag.http://www.newfapchan.org/smb/res/4.html#1397have a picture of a pone because yeah this isn't pone related.
>>2219010>bronies>a good repOH WAIT, THEY'RE SERIOUS.
>>2219048>I'm very much implying they'd sound like Tatu, given the female vocalsAre we talking just vocal-wise, or music wise?>I mean, I fucking love the original songWe'd have a problem if you didn't.
>>2219060The point of the tumblr is rape and such.
>>2218972Anon loves dicks.
>>2219073Both vocals and music.Fuck yeah, Smiths.
>>2219078Sure do. Im not gay though.
>>2219031http://the-impersonal-akigawa.tumblr.com/post/23949985747/hello-everyone-who-considers-themselves-bronieshttp://sassygayricksantorum.tumblr.com/post/23950573668/sfrfaceplant-this-is-also-the-very-first-mlp>tumblr
>>2219059...Like, on the ass cheeks?
>>2219071Is there any way to get in contact with these peopleI have to talk to themI I just have to pick their brains
>>2219074If the point of the tumblr was rape, they would have let us rape Celestia instead of fucked off to a lever, or would have had that level lift her off the ground instead of dumping us down a pit where we can no longer rape Celestia.
>>2219096Thats because he is milking people but thats the "point".
Which pony would make a great Starfleet captain?
We party now?
>>2219096well, go suggest an action. It's like MSPA on tumblr
>>2219105It's too late, no way in hell we're getting back up to Celestia now.
>>2219104PARTY TIME
You are now a mare vaginaWhat do?
>>2219101>he is milking peoplehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
I applaud Hopopipopipo popipo for this shitstorm.
What're you listening to, MLPG?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTT4q89dPsA
>>2219096>a pit where we can no longer rape CelestiaTRULY THIS IS A PLACE WORSE THAN HELL
>>2219119But we can fuck pony Twilight.
>>2219102derpy
>>2219065I think you're confusing me with someone who is a subby bitch and not an impreg bull.Thanks for the link I guess. Now let's pony.
>>2219074Bah. Bah I say.
>>2219126For real. She is a scholar and a lady of class and refinement.
>>2219149HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>>2219104I hate parties
>>2219102Twilight. Is there fanart of the ponies on the Enterprise bridge?
>>2219124Get vacuum pumped and squelch loudly every time I wink.Also swallow a ton of pony cocks
>>2219102Mayor
>>2219149Next is boxing gloves/hulk hands. It has to be.
>>2219149Oh fuck, I was putting away house slippers and realised those plushies are HORSE SLIPPERSThis crystallises the moment perfectly.
>shunned from the brony fandomIt feels like nothing at all
>>2219130WENCHES AND MEADMARES AND CIDERS?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ef6i9P7y3Y
>>2219121>>2219160Make up your mind.
>>2219180It shouldn't be anything if you weren't a part of it to begin with. Fuck bronies.
>>2219163Like this?
>>2219130http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI5ZeC7vecM
>>2219130http://dl.dropbox.com/u/32075613/Renders/OGMA%20-%20Parkour%20%28Demo%29.mp3
>>2218869>Metric>imagine Sweetie singing this,http://youtu.be/FRtd8ArvH_soh godoh godoh godwhy doesn't this exist ;_;
>>2219091Yes.
>>2219173Tumblr is a strange place
>>2219187I'm indifferent to parties
>>2219198I would switch AJ and Fluttershy, otherwise I agree with the character choices
>>2219198>AJ>GeordiThis won't end well.At allHell I give it 10 minutes till it explodes
>>2219213what in the everloving fuck is that
>you will never spend all day preparing a meal for pone>you will never greet her at the door when she gets home and show her the feast you have prepared>she will never wolf it down in minutes then belch loudly
>>2219239Someone's fursona
>>2219130http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeMxiQoA9n4Can't beat a classic.
>>2219242If this wasnt written with Treekicker in mind I'm going to be disappoint.
>>2219134>implying that's even close to consolation10:1 we were about to titfuck Celestia, and you're trying to console me with a pony.
>>2219242Why am I preparing a meal for Dash?
>>2219102Hello, just posting best captain
>>2219257>humanizedfucking ew
>>2219242>She will never work out her stress after a hard day of work on you by grinding her cunt over your crotchWhy am I still alive again?
>>2219259>implying hypocrite janeway wasn't the greatest
>>2219239is something wrong?
>>2219257Well fuck you I want to fuck ponies.
>>2219259>Best captain>Not Slong Luke Dickard of the USS Innerthighs
>>2219289>backwards bunny ears
>>2219289>there will never be any Inky Donkey/Soarin shipping art
>>2219274>>She will never work out her stress after a hard day of work on you by grinding her cunt over your crotchOver my crotch?Not totally grinding the hilt of my cock, wallowing it left-to-right between her wet thick nether-lips, length sunk so deep the tip is kissing her cervix?Really?That's the kind of shit you'd > NEVER A FEEL for?Go for broke.
>you will never press your face against a pone's heavy post-meal gut, listening to her belly gurgle as she digests
>>2219289>you will never fuck a fuzzy donk
>>2219300>cream's ears are on backwards
>>2219259Posting real best captain. Though I agree Sisko is best starfleet captain
>>2219318>sisko>best anything
>>2219104Looks like I fucked up the background on that one.I can't into Paint.
>>2219326You're really coloring with ms paint?
>>2219326It looks pretty damn kawaii nonetheless
>>2219277>Janeway
>>2219221Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra
You know what I hate when ponies are drawn as other characters?They make them the character who have the closes personality not the one that fits most based on his knowledge and so on.For example making RD Iron Man. She's probably the stupidest of the main cast but no she's able to make a super advanced fighting suit.Hang out with Tony? Maybe. Be Tony? No
>>2219198Yes. But better. They should have kept Twi's hair and just put them in uniforms.
>>2219326HA HA HA DON'T MIND ME GUYS JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO FLY THIS PLANE.>>2219337Well, It was something I doodled in Muro, and cleaned up in paint.Now I realize why I don't use it. GG, my hat is off to you for doing everything in that program.>>2219338Ha. I wish.
>>2219362Hoppip should make a Lyra doll for MLPG that we all pass around to share.
>>2219390But we're all over the placehow will it get passed around?
>>2219388I thought GG used Photoshopunless you mean he colors in paint
>>2219384>RD>Dumbest>not AJThey are pretty close tough
>>2219401You use it as you please, and when you're done you mail it to the next guy on the list.
>>2219401Send it to Florida first, I'll mail it to you guys when I'm done.
>>2219384I figured it's because she's narcasistic
>>2219390You aren't supposed to share Fleshlights, why on Earth would you pass around a plush Polyester that breaks open herpes sores and clyamidya scars as they thrust so hard, just so hard, with their fat womanly hips, trying, yearning to imagine what it'd be like to bang a real marshmallow pony and not some Tijuana hooker?
>>2219402Well, I'll admit I don't know what he uses, but the way all the lines look so pixelated leads me to think "Paint" when I see it. I could be wrong.
>>2219390n-no thanks
WATCH OUT! IT'S SCRUNCH TIME
>>2219390I once suggested that we all buy a horse and take turns fucking it. I like your idea better.
>>2219426he does use photoshopwhen he was moving he confirmed that
Which pony has best sexual prowess?
>>2219438Rarity
>>2219438twily
>>2219433
>>2219438SLU-I mean Rarity
>>2219420I would gladly share a freshly used fleshlight with MLPG, so long as noone's got VD
>>2219438None.
>>2219438Well, in what way?You mean like enthusiasm, dexterity, dedication, follow-through ... ?
>>2219459
>>2219433>vlcsnap
>>2219308Well this feel is bursting out of its denim prison because that is literally my fetish holy shit.
>>2219476How am I supposed to fuck that?
>>2219384The only one with his intellect would be Twilight but her personality is nothing like his. She wouldn't be Iron Man.
>>2219472All of the ways, quit being so specific.
>>2219384Thing is, it's really hard to match up a pony to a character - most people go with RD as Tony Stark because they're both egocentric, daredevil, thrillseeker, authority-flouting personalities.Even if I think Twilight might be a better match in terms of IQ, that's really the only thing she has in common with Tony - she's too cautious and restrained to be Iron Man.Although she'd make a good War-Machine.
>>2219486armpit fuckor i guess legpit
>>2219438Sapphire Shores
>>2219438None of the mane 6, they're all virginsMrs Cake
>>2219501Really none of the Pony's are in the same realm of intellect as stark anyways.
>>2219502>the true Touhou fan's only form of arousal.
>>2219501>>2219384Why not just separate him into Twi and RD?RD convinces Twilight to make her the suit.
>>2219479What's your fetish?Your cock smoothly, easily filling her just enough to leave her craving just a little harder, a little faster, JUST so satisfied when you splash hot and thick inside her, just ... present against her cervix?
>>2219476WHY DOES THIS EXIST
>>2219531Because some animator for the show made an oopsie
>>2219531hilarious inbetween frame
>>2219438CelestiaShe's by far the most experienced
>>2219438Twilight, she has the best sexual energy because she is a clueless librarian.
>>2219540>>2219539Actually it was made by some dAfag
>>2219213>>2219223>tfw you recognize this fucker from ages agoStrange memories, man.
>>2219491Huh. I'm guessing Pinkie if we're talking on balance for everything out the gate.
>Buy hand-held random number generator>Go to a party>See a bunch of people talking and laughing>Push my way into the middle of their group>Shout "NICE CONVERSATION, BUT CHECK THESE DUBS">Hold my number generator in my left hand over my shoulder and point at it with my right hand>Generate a number>Get dubs>Entire party explodes and turns into a dubs party
>>2219563write about what makes her so good
>>2219526That was the original idea actually. Have twilight be the JARVIS to RD's Stark.
>>2219575I'm doing this
>>2219520Well, yeah, obviously. It's still fun to think about though.>>2219526The way my headcanon of this headcanon works out, Twilight designed the suit but for whatever reason, couldn't use the prototype herself, so she modified it to fit RD, and mostly acts as "mission control" in a JARVIS sort of role, only using her own experimental suit when shit goes down hard.
>>2219575that was so stupid I cracked up
Is it Atryl time?
>>2219501WHERE'S THAT COMIC ANON. YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE A COMIC.If you're not busy to finish it that is.
>>2219577The writing's pretty much on the wall. If and when she fixates on something, she goes at it forever and ever and ever. She also has that crazy tongue, insatiable appetite for food -- one that may or may not be reflected in other drives ...She's also very, very dedicated to making everyone smile. When she's decided it's her turn to smile, her hair seems to collapse to straight and she gets so feisty about what she WANTS, GOD that's always fun.
>>2219564>that feel when a pone catches you looking at her butt>that feel when she winks audibly, her heavy vulva, bloated from months of regular vacuum pumping, flexing obscenely and squirting out a thin stream of her juices
That was unexpected. Stick around.
Will do
>>2219564Come on man Gillou has her own OC pony now, keep up with the times
>>2219631Indeed. this may be incredibly stupid but maybe pinkie could get in on it and there could be ridiculous homosex. thirdanon, btw.
>>2219616unf
What would you stick in Lyra's mouth to shut her up?no extremities
>>2219615I know - I'm sorry.It's getting to the end of the quarter for me, so I haven't had time to work on it.
>>2219639I'm quite aware
>>2219655A frozen banana.Covered in chocolate, chopped peanuts and coconut.
>>2219663hahathis would be great if you cleaned it up a little
>>2219663AHAHAHAHAHAAA
>>2219655Drumstick. Pretzel version, dark chocolate. Maybe double-chocolate waffle cone.Bitchles love Drumsticks.
>>2219653Feel free to try that after my post.
>>2219659Don't worry about it. Just thought you forgot or something. No rush.
>>2219669Those are much less tasty than they appear.
>>2219655A simple popsicle would be it.
>>2219655Loads of bananananans and
>>2219686>Lyra will never suck melting ice cream off your fingers
Merry Christmas!
>>2219706Fuck you. They're delicious.
>>2219695I think I'm out for the night, thanks anyway for some great stuff, and for indulging me :)
>>2219564>you will never a Gillou pone
>>2219717Happy Halloween!
>>2219717Where are these coming from?I am laughing for real
>>2219716I'm alright with that. She loves onions. Breath always reeks of that.> that feel when your feel would probably get cut short by reality, even if fulfilled.
>>2219726you have way too many headcanons about ponies
>>2219723let's try again!
>>2219726>onionsWhat.
>>2219732No, I really don't.You realise I just make this shit up and then promptly forget it, right?
>>2219742like your gender!
>>2219746And how she forgot that she's a witch
>>2219738oh god damnitfucking handpuppets
>>2219755> forgotPretty sure that's something I'd deal with every day if it were true. I mean if I had powers or something.Don't have invisibility or flight or nothin'.
Still looking for a ponified version of this.You won't regret this.
>>2219721Welcome. Tried my best to bend it to what it sounded like you wanted. Sure you don't want to stick around to see his response?
>>2219738I am filled with the subtle and permanent knowledge some hipster, somewhere, would do this.
>>2219774only a witch would deny she has any powers
Someone start a mafia game.
>>2219776It better have pictures of all the roads in Equestria exploding.
>>2219778Well, when you phrase it that way...
aww shit niggas it's a lyra thread now
>>2219797Is dat some >polyamOr is dat some > family timeEither way, good show, old boy.
>>2219802And Bonbon is here too
>>that feel when you remember the Friend-Off is tomorrowFFFFFFFFFFF
We Lyra now?
>>2219821>magiaculationmy secret fetish
>>2219821"Oh god, god," Bon-Bon cried as the thrusts grew ever more erratic. Panting, "Lyra, finish all over me! Sparkle all over me! SPAARRRKLLEE-"And she did.Can we call that "sparkling"? Because that would make Twilight so much funnier to me.
>>2219838Sleeping is 4 gaylords do it!
>>2219821Bonbon is cool too.In fact, more Bonbon.
MS used to do other things than ponies.
>>2219852Thats a bad name in high school.
>>2219655
>>2219874At least in magic high school.
>>2219881>human semen
>>2219852>sparkle all over me
>>2219893>implying you'd need a force feeder then
>>2219881what
>>2219881haDid you just draw that?
>>2219874>>2219852>>2219884>"Um... not that I don't appreciate the intent, Anon... but you ARE aware that a unicorn's horn isn't an erogenous zo--">"SH! Twilight! Will you--?? J-just-- just shut the fuck up and let me have this, all right?!"
Quickly, I need the meetup photos.
Just wanted to let everyone know that I will be putting out 3 things tomorrow. The two friend-off entries which I actually have to start today, and the Rainbow Dash and Twilight go clubbing (Shipping Edition) which I have to finish today and then proofread.Half of that shipping fic is already done but it's gonna be a bit long seeing as I'm releasing the fic fully finished and not breaking it up into parts except within the fully finished piece. So yeah...3 New releases tomorrow.
>>2219575
>>2219918
>>2219865You got it
>>2219909Oh man I remember reading this in a fic.
>>2219865That is just adorable.
>>2219924Have you praised the sun today MLPG?
I think.... I've become more of a fan of the fandom than the show. I feel a little embarrassed watching the show sometimes. When it's girly or childish. I... feel dirty. I may commit suicide.
>>2219920>Rainbow Dash and Twilight go clubbing (Shipping Edition)Cant wait for this!
>>2219945i would if i were youor like, stop being a fan of the fandom
I'm not a fan of the fandomI'm a fan of MLPG
>>2219945TEEEEX
>>2219920Nice, who are your partners? And did you start on the non shipping version of the RD/Twilight fic?AND FINISH THAT DAMN AJ/TWILIGHT FIC GODDAMN
>>2219949Damn it I forgot I have to split it into the two sex/ no sex versions.
>>2219909Oh thank God, someone actually wrote that? I want it.
Oh man, I haven't been here in a while.What's currently going on?Oh god, I just suddenly remembered all those requests I never did.
>>2219924>goes to MLPG every day for hours>doesn't think he's a fan of the fandom
>>2219945feeling embarrassed at the particularly girl parts is a GOOD thing. It means you are still intact with good and bad, right and wrong, girly and manly, brony and MLPG companion.As for fan of the fandom, we're all kind of fans of the mlpg fandom over the summer. Just remember it's only a cartoon show.
>>2219977Release one tomorrow and the other one later.
>>2219945You've really let yourself slip, Kamiyama.
>>2219918Which ones?
>>2219975OH GOD I WANT IT SO BAD
>>2219989What if Freddie rode a pony to school
>>2219967I miss him[/spoiler];_;[/spoiler]
>>2219975I LAUGHEDHARDER THAN I SHOULD HAVE
>>2219945>>2219989>tfw reading it in their voices
>>2219985I'm never embarrassed at the girly parts. I'm a fully grown man. I won the retarded high school macho posing game. I'm a guy and no one can take that from me.What, should I keep posturing? That's im-fucking-possible if you want to play the super-macho angle.Just give in and admit you like or don't like girly parts, you fuck.
>>2220005Don't spoil your tears anon, let them flow.
>>2220005Is Tex dead or something?
>>2220005I can't believe I fucked up those spoilers that badly
>>2220023His computer is.
New Throd>>2220025>>2220025>>2220025>>2220025>>2220025>>2220025>>2220025>>2220025
>>2220012I don't like girly parts. The scene where twilight and cadence did that stupid nursery rhyme dance made my stomach turn.Ok now what.
>>2220000>"Now, Freddie, I think you got that saddle on a bit tight, there...! Mind loosenin' it up a little?"
You will never be a man in a dashing suit ;_;
>>2220023Yes.Struck by a drunk driver.
>>2220044Find a better show.
>>2220044Goddamn you faggot, that was one of my favorite bits.
>>2220023HIs computer went kablooey.
>>2220044Well to be fair the entire wedding was shit and most of the other episodes aren't that girly
>>2219972I don't even remember who my partners are. I got the e-mails and looked through their galleries but I don't remember them. Which is why I'm doing them today. No sleep.The non-shipping version is going to be started after I finish the shipping version because I have to take the stories in two different directions and thus while they have the same clubbing setting, the reasons behind everything can't be recycled from the shipping story.As for the AJ and Twilight fic, take your pick. AJ and Twilight or Twilight and Dash. Whichever one you want more. I mean you're gonna get both but if you wanna choose then go ahead.
>>2220029That has to be an excuse. No one can go that long without a compture. Face it. He doesn't like MLPG.
>>2220023No, but when his computer is fixed we'll be lucky if he shows up to say bye.Can you blame him?
>>2220054>>2220060Hey, Come on broniesYou don't have to love everything about the show.Just being honest here.
Give them a little while to go.
>>2220086Just saying if you dont like girly stuff you should find a better show for you.
>>2220074y-you mean...Tex hats us?
>>2220072Twidash!Fuck that other fic noone like that ship.
>>2220044>>2219985>>2219945What are you pansies going on about?!In case it's slipped your notice, Kamiyama, you're watching a show made for little girls!Of COURSE it's going to have girly moments in it! That's only to be expected!
>>2220086Yeah but the ladybugs awake thing was awesome. The animation, the voicing, the concept, all great.
It would be a but untowards otherwise.
I cringe a little every time a song starts.I have to listen to them some more before they grow on me.
>>2220098I think that's a little muchI obviously love the show or I wouldn't be here. Just not all of the show. It's not a very stereotypical girly show most of the time and that's what makes it so great.>>2220121I can appreciate that, but still.
I mean goddamn look at this how can you not find this adorable?
>>2220121No it sucked. Just like the rest of the Wedding.
>>2220107Its within the realm of possibility.
>>2220072>I don't even remember who my partners are.Well, you did get paired with pretty much unknown people. At least me, anyway.I haven't even started on my drawing, though I might just draw something for your Derpy x Dash fic, since it's the only one I seem to have time to read now.
>>2220150I think it was Cadence that ruined it for me.I love filly twilight
>>2220175NOBODY LIKES CADENCE, MAEDA!!!
>>2220113>implyingIt's cute and I want more of it.
>>2220147Do you like Rarity episodes?
>>2220175Her color scheme is admittedly pretty stupid, but she's kinda cute in her own way.She's better than Shining Blank Slate, though.
>>2220192I Rarity episodes. There aren't any main 6 pony centric episodes I don't love. Just don't want to see Pink Celestia talking about how pretty her wings are, and that's kind of what Cadence/Twilight dance thing reminded me of.
Wait a bit longer?
>>2220196Nope. Candyass is utterly dull. They tried too hard to force us to like her too. Worst pony.
>>2220244>I love Rarity episodes*
>>2220196>Shining Blank slate>somehow worse than babysitting love-spreaderbabysitting manure spreader
Yeah, probably a good idea.
>>2220196I'm not fond of either character - their insertion into the canon was clumsily-handed and badly-written, the characters were flat and uninteresting, and they took up 60% of the screentime and carried the plot only because Hasbro wanted to sell a toy!You expect me to believe Twilight has both a brother in the Royal Guard AND that her babysitter was Celestia's niece, both of whom she adores and NEITHER OF WHOM HAVE BEEN MENTIONED BEFORE?! YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT?!NO HASBRO! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT! I REFUSE!!!
Are both of you still here or did one of you go to bed?
>tfw you're reading this as a bunch of Cromartie students sitting in an empty classroom, brushing your pony-toys' manesI can't breathe, you guys!
Well I'm still around, but it looked like the voyeur popped off, unless he changed his mind.
>tfw the brony fandom hats us
>>2220300I was gonna sleep, but now I wanna see what you go.
>>2220325Give it two or three minutes and the people that stayed here will get what they get.
>>2220323Perfectly acceptable.
>>2220311There's a few pics like that.
>>2220323Good.
I've waited long enough.
>>2219265>>2219279You aren't sure how long you've been outside her, but you know it has been much more than the 'few days' Mr. Cake had originally wanted for his birthday. You weren't sure about being back outside her at first, but an evening of using her husband as a toy and a morning of being mounted made you realize that it was just as fun out here. Mrs. Cake realized something too: She loves being a stallion. You didn't at all mind being her temporary wife instead of her temporary husband, maybe you even enjoyed it more, but you didn't realize how well Mrs. Cake would fit her new role. At first she passionately made love to you like any good husband would, but after a while passionate lovemaking each night turned into frantic sex as the stallion claimed his mare. This mix of young, wild love and animalistic fucking didn't even last long. The morning she placed you beneath the counter was the morning you became a toy once again and the evening she fucked you in the main room of the shop was the evening she learned that wrapping her husband's length with her tendrils let her feel what it was like to be a powerful male instead of simply imaging it.Sometimes you wonder what would have happened if you had stayed her husband or found a way to regain dominance, what will happen when her husband gets out if he gets out, you aren't sure if he wants to or if Mrs. Cake would even care at this point, or if Pinkie Pie will ever pull her head out of the clouds long enough to notice what is up. But these questions are chased from you mind every time Mrs. Cake mounts the counter to talk to a customer, needs your 'help' in the kitchen, or needs to work out her stress after a long day. You might have enjoyed other lives with other results, but as her tendrils pull you onto her cock you can't help but feel like you made a good choice.
>>2220456Either I'm getting tired, or I am only now noticing the horrible mistakes I am making in my posts. Oh well.
>>2220568Hey it's fine. I always seem to make a few mistakes, even after a proof. Don't worry.Anyway, think that's a good place to wrap it up? Been at this for... Gosh, eight hours? How'd that happen?
>>2220594I have no idea. I'll just finish up the screencap and see how the general likes this.
>>2220629Alright, sounds good. They'll probably recoil, shake their heads, and unf.Anyway, thanks for the fun, anon. G'night
>>2220660I remember when I posted the first ERP I derailed the thread so badly it didn't right itself until the next them. Then the guy I was playing with posted with his name on and the thread jumped the tracks again. Too bad I can't get reactions that strong any more,
>>2220706Well it's only natural that they build up some sort of resistance. That was the first time it happened, after all. First time I was involved anyway.Hi again.
>>2220748I knew it was you the moment you used three spoilers in the same post. They make it very fun to read, but are a bitch to screencap. I still enjoyed it though.Is the thrid guy still here? Have you done stuff like this before?
>>2220876A bit. Nothing as involved as you guys did.I'm not a good writer. And, obviously, practice helps that, but yeah.
>>2220876I had my suspicions it was you from the moment you suggested oral while he shagged her.And sorry about the spoilers. I know it's a pain. I'll try to keep it toned down in the future.
>>2220938That was what gave me away? Not my overuse of commas and the word 'you'?
>>2220938And don't worry about the spoilers. After a while stitching them together becomes fun.
>>2220997Nah. It's just something I've noticed you bring up a few times. I've never seen anyone else even come close to suggesting it.And that was long before the meat of it, if you'll excuse the pun, which would be where I'd have picked up on the writing style
>>2221056Which post were you talking about? Was it >Would you try and avoid his penis, suck it, or lines your ass up so that he is fucking you while fucking his wife?, >So you would just plant your mouth over the inside of her hole and let him throatfuck you until he blew his thick load in your mouth? Or maybe you would grab his shaft with both hands, Mrs. Cake chose her husband well when it was as far in as it would go and then tease it with licks, kisses, and nips until he covered your face with his cake batter instead?, or a different one?
>>2221115That's the one.
>>2221115You got me more or less at the very start of this? Damn.
I'd say it's a gift, but that was a pretty big flag, so I can't take much credit for it.Also, just read your post in the new thread. If you really want to keep going, I'd be ok with it. It just don't really know where it would go aside from more of the same.
>>2221236You could go comfort-fic, turning away from the domination/submission stuff and "reset" with cuddles?
>>2221236Eh. I'm tired and one of us left. Slut may be willing to play with you though. I think I'll call it a night before I end up posting all night long again.
>>2221259Or go full reverse and have us turn the tables on her. Or maybe go half way and have Pinkie Pie wind up as our toy and we go back to being Mrs. Cake's mare.
>>2221293I think wires got crossed somewhere along the line. You're linking to slut now, if that wasn't your intention. Course with the most recent posts, I have no idea who's who anymore...But yeah, like I said earlier, it's getting late, that went on forever, and trying to pull a 180 off that last post would feel a little forced.
>>2221350It could always happen in the future, but I'm afraid that is a likely as someone finishing that thing where you are the final boss and Twilight is a CoC champion.
>>2221390True.Though that's not completely unheard of.
>>2221028Just use 4chan unspoil
