Scaled down horses and whatnot
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>>2211550>>2211550
4 MORE YEARS
>krabb threadABORTABORTFAGGOTRY LEVELS 2HIGH4ME
karbb pls go
Previous Thread>>2207972[ Your MLP:FiM Link Board ]Version 4.5 05/04/12---------------------------------------------/co/ Thread Locator & Archive:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneralNew generals need keywords inSubject or Comment field to bemarked properly. Keywords include:Hub, MLP, Pony, Ponies, main character namesPlease check locator before starting a new thread.--- 1080p HD OF NEW EPISODE (S2E25+26) --- :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIdiPvVMrBoNew potential watcher? Try episode 4 or 10 if you don'twant to watch them in order.Download links for episodes:Season One: http://mrch.me/mlpSeason Two: http://tinyurl[.]com/mlps2guideFiMchan:http://fim.413chan.net/MLP: FIM Wiki:http://mlp.wikia.comMy Little Pony Flockdraw:http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swfRoom: MLPFiM Blogs:http://derpyhooves.comhttp://equestriadaily.comPony IRC:http://webchat.irchighway.net/Channels:#mylittlepony#mlpWho's who on /co/:http://tinyurl[.]com/3tk3lax (by /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/v/)Pony tumblr list:http://tinyurl[.]com/mlptumblrsDrawfriend Stream Monitor:http://twilightlicio.us/streams/Drawings Requests doc:http://tinyurl[.]com/7j8yge3More links:http://mlpfanart.wikia.com/External_linksArchiver System by Archive!noTe.poNY
>You are no longer a brony
>>2211550so AB's dead right? Can't even find him on the MLPG steam community anymore.
>>2211582>some cry
VGW
>>2211590The steam group had a diplomatic vote to remove him from the groupYes, they had to vote on it.
>>2211590Yes he's dead. He borrowed his friend's gun and shot himself; he even streamed it.
>>2211590I heard he got kicked out.Not that anyone asked for my vote.eh, i would've abstained anywayalso stop bringing this shit up, faggot
>>2211590Cause they kicked him out. We don't really know if he ded or not.
>>2211602VGQVGTW
>>2211458>>2211475>>2211516>>2211425Just image it's Mrs. Cake before she gained the weight. Now imagine her gradually putting on said weight over time as she gives in to the temptations of working in a bakery
So, not long now guys--how are your entries for the Friend-Off coming?
>>2211572>>2211573no
PWAY
>>2211623I'm still trying to find a story to draw for.My natural disdain for fanfiction is making it difficult.
>>2211625>UWOTM8
>>2211617VGTB
>>2211603>had to vote to kick out a disgusting pedophileHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2211644VGRDVGRWVGYVGS
>>2211639Are you free-roaming or partnered? If the latter, whom?
i presenta fluttershy
>>2211662>disgusting>implying you wouldn't
>>2211662But anon.We're all disgusting pedophiles.
>>2211672>pedophile>not disgustingI think I'd rather stick it in you, anon.
>>2211623I haven't even started.
>>2211610I don't want to really talk about it because it's a bad way to start off a thread but I heard he left before they voted anyway.Can we talk about ponies now?
>>2211668Free-roaming.So I have several years of MLP fanfiction to wade through, which is expressly what I don't want to do.
>>2211677Pretty sure that's just you and AB, Nachos.
>>2211688Sure.Which pony would be most likely to be a pedophile?
>>2211603I'm not really a fan of moderation of any kind.removing someone from a MLPG affiliate for being a deviant seems hypocritical.
>>2211687
>>221168788slow176me
>>2211687>filename
Just wanted to check since I cannot into timezones, that quest Metals is talking about running is on in 5 hours, right?>>2208918
>>2211666VGTAVGTG
>>2211698He downloaded serious hardcore CP on stream.I mean, there's associating with degenerates, and then there's associating with felons.
>>2211697
>>2211687What does not being a brony feel like?
>>2211672>someone reposted thisITS LEGACY WILL LIVE ON
9/11 jokes aren't funny, great members of Al Qaeda died that day
>>2211723Freedom, presumably.
>>2211723Bags of greatness
>>2211669Man, she is so adorable!
>>2211691I'm sure people could give you some recommendations if you like?
>>2211697Big Mac. I know he diddles his sisters.
>>2211734>Nasse in charge of drawing hands
>>2211718Well, I think we can agree that he ain't too bright.
>>2211672>you will never get to be one of AB's cellmates raping his sweet trap assSomeone tell me where AB lives so I can go commit a quick felony there.
>>2211731Do you think Fluttershy could hijack a plane? I think she has it in her.
>>2211711Yes.
>You'll never be free
>>2211750that's disgusting...I'll join you and we can double the fun
>>2211735So far people haven't been especially helpful.I think I'll just go back to hating fanfiction.
Imagine the rage if Hoppip had made a fluttershy sexdoll.
>>2211623just finishing up the inking on the last pic
>>2211621>"You didn't get fat, honeybun - you just filled out a little more."
>>2211750If you're a pedophile in prison, you're not going to get raped, you're going to get killed.
>>2211773With little felt teardrops on her cheeks?
>>2211750>prison rape jokesahaha so fannee
>>2211772You could make it easy for yourself and just pick one of our local writefagspeople'd probably appreciate that more too
>>2211773>the fandom collapses>bronies commiting sepukku all over the country>brognaroek is comming
Okay, so I'm streaming shit tonight.http://www.livestream.com/buttercupsaiyanOne last "hurrah" of my 3 day weekend
>>2211805rape is funny when it's happening to men!
>>2211773I wonder when the campaign will be on for some bronies to outbid everyone else and make sure Hoppopipopipopppippoppippipopopppippoppippipopopppippoppippipopopppippoppippipoppopippipoppamowmow closes up the hole.
>>2211773Rainbow Dash would be better, since Dash sort of is the posterpony of the brony fandom.
>>2211773Pfffft the enhanced buttmad would be even more glorious
>This is why I hate you MLPG people AND the /co/ faggots.>You always act superior shitting your pants about just wanting the fan base gone and back to a few threads on /co/>That and the fact you will willingly derail a thread JUST because you are afraid your precious little inventions will be corrupted.>Fucking niggers>9/10 I fucking mad
>>2211822I would be so sad I couldn't afford that
>>2211796I'm pretty sure a pretty boy like that, just in for CP rather than assault, would be worth more for his ass than as a target.>>2211805Get the fuck out right the fuck now.
>>2211831>getting mad on the internet
>>2211796yeah, prisoners do not tend to be kind to pedophiles even by prison standards
>>2211773Hophippo made a sex doll? Why?
>>2211757Thanks.
>>2211747>>2211728>>2211718>>2211698>>2211697>>2211694>>2211688>>2211679>>2211677>>2211672>>2211662>>2211610>>2211608>>2211603>>2211590>>2211750>>2211796>>2211842>>2211847Okay, no, shut the fuck up. Ponies you goddamn faggots.
>>2211831Threads are not precious. Stop being mad, one can be made on the spot.
>>2211849Get with the times, bro.
>>2211849Where the fuck have you been?
>>2211849As much as I feel dirty saying this precise set of wordsI feel it's actually never been more appropriate in recent times.Anon, she did it for the lulz.
>>2211849you know why$$$
>>2211858
>>2211858How do you think they treat pedophiles in Equestria?
>>2211872>she
>>2211858Which pony was most likely abused in her childhood?
>>2211842>lol epic justice!Prison rape is a real and terrible problem. Joking about it is very edgyy, but not nice.
>>2211878They probably just have to say they're sorry and it's all better.
>some cry
>>2211886>implying Hoppip isn't a beautiful slender 20 year old woman with beautiful teeth
>Seth tries to get Hoppip to make a Trixie sex toy>He asks him to keep it a secret>Hoppip gets drunk and accidentally uploads pics of it and then tells Seth that it's done>One week from a very awkward Bronycon
Someone post the screencap describing what it feels like to fuck a horse in the thread on /mlp. I know there was one about fucking a mare as well as fucking or jerking off a stallion.
>>2211849dosh
STOP SHITPOSTING AND START POSTING PONIES OR YOU WILL NO LONGER BE BRONIES AND YOU WILL HAVE TO HAND IN YOUR BRONY BADGE AND BAD-DRAGON COUPONS!
>>2211901You keep thinking that
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>2211892Do they have to write a letter to Celestia
>>2211913>>One week from a very awkward Bronycon>not going to bronycon and giving it to him directly while he's on stage
>this thread
I desperately wish I lived near Hiphop so I could go meet her in person and give her the highest five and I guess get a pint with her or something. This shit has made my fuckin' day.
>>2211878They learn a valuable lesson and are sent away to pony prison.>>2211889Diamond Tiaraand Snails
>>2211921I will. One day she'll love me and we'll get married.
>>2211942>>2211891bronies pls go
>>2211942shut up Rose
>>2211951Are you talking shit about his dad you little nigger?
>>2211891>trying to be nice>4chan
How do you download pictures from Tumblr in a multi-pic post, and make sure you get it at the max resolution?I keep getting the pseudo-popups whenever I click the image, which I'm sure must be shrunk to fit the screen, but I can't see any other options.
>>2211931SAY THAT TO MY FACE FUCKER NOT ONLINE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
>>2211969right-click > open link in new tab
>>2211931DERPY IS A SAINT YOU CUNT
>>2211969right-click>open image in new tab?
>>2211963no I think he means his mom
So who wants to talk about jazz?
The woman in this picture is a bronyIf you are 10x weight more than anyone you are 10x as much faggot
>>2211969middle click itor right click > open link in new tab
>>2211963Yes.>>2211931FUCK YOUUUUUU
>>2211896LIK DIS IF SUM CRY EVER TIM ;_;7
>>2211982I like how she did end up getting a stallion, due to Snails being bornI feel warm
>>2211996>some lik
>>2211954>>2211966I don't know, I just hate prison rape jokes because I have no way of telling if the people behind them mean it.There are a surprising number of people who, when asked about how we should deal with the problem, will respond "is it a problem? They get what they deserve" or similar.
>>2211985>than
>>2211985Jessy has really let her self go. I blame sentenal, all that stress can't be good for her.
>>2211996I don't cry often.
>>2211984Not one for Jazz, but I do have a lot of Swing and Electro Swing
>>2211993http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jO8xRn52Xl
>>2211985
>>2211996>tfw a minority weep
>>2212003>>2211985Dumb and fat is no way to go through life
>>2212008>not liking natural Swing
>>2212000No really, is this your first fucking day on this site?Nobody even said anything about whether he should be raped, just that he will be raped.
>>2212000Sentenal pls go
>>2212012>just one sandwich
>>2212022I mean in real life. I know most of you fuckers are moral people, as amusing as that sounds.
>>2212012>>2211985
>>221198522/2=10How did you even get out of grade school?
would you hit it
>>2212021I just said I have a lot of both Swing and Electro Swing
>>2212024I'm not sentenal.
>>2211997>Snails' parents are still insecure about their respective features>but it helps knowing that they found love even with her big dumb ears, or his big ugly nose.>Snails is picked on for having both>But he doesn't care - if Mama and Daddy found each other, there must be someone out there for him, too.My headcanon says that Snails is the most secure about his looks out of any of the schoolfoals.
>>2212035Not a fan of redheads.
>>2212010I lol'd
>>2211990>>2211978>>2211974That did it. Thanks all.
>>2212038Well stop being as much of a faggot and autistic as him
>>2212031Who gives a shit what we think in real life? What's with this outburst of autism, anon?
>>2212035jesus that bikini top is way too small for her
>>2212035I can't believe it's not butter!
>>2212035Damn right I would. Discipline and progress is sexy. She has done well.
>>2212003>that gifgod dammit what episode is that?
>>2212035Either one! That's a pretty face!
>>2212035>no stretchmarks>no saggy skinI call bullshit.
Does hoeppip post in horse?
>>2212049Prison rape jokes are just one of those things for me. I don't really care about people posting gore, but prison rape jokes get me.It would make more sense if I or anyone I know had been imprisoned, but I haven't.
>>2211864>>2211868I'm very sorry as I'm not from around these parts.>>2211919I suppose that's fair enough. I think we've all done questionable things for dosh. Do you think somebody would really fuck a plush toy pony though?
http://fyre-flye.deviantart.com/journal/Help-the-Bronycon-Documentary-304960264
>>2212035I'd hit them both
>>2212065Have you read the thread?
>>2212035>Disgusting dyed hair>Too much makeup>Lumpy knees 0/10 would not fuck
>>2212064Wouldn't that occur if she were heavier set at the start?
>>2212072Furries. Nothing is sacred. Haven't you been on the internet?
>>2212065no
>>2212074Fuck you Faust.
>>2212074>that feel when Faust will never draw your OCcurse my lack of dosh
>>2212047You guys are always so mean to Sent, but the dude is a nice helpful guy. I think you guys should be a lot nicer to him.
>>2212078HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
>>2212064She dropped 72 pounds, not two hundred, so there aren't really any visible stretch marks
>>2212070We talk about rape all the fucking time, but it's only when it happens behind bars that it bugs you?George Michael is that you?
>>2212074I'm fucking going to watch the whole thing, and cry during the whole time.
>>2212074Well, shit.
>>2211973dammit, you made me go visit tgchan again... i was finally free from that place, too
>>2212099>>2212096Who wants to bet a buttmad brony will link her DA to Hoppip's Lyra doll and expect her to rage about it too.
>>2212103Shut the fuck up sentenal. Why didn't you kill yourself a month ago? No one here likes you, and you're more of a problem than anyone else.
>>2212074Sellout whore.
>>2212072>Do you think somebody would really fuck a plush toy pony though?bronies have gotten incredibly horny lately, and we both know how terrible they are at controlling their wallets
>>2212070Fuck off Nathan
>>2212107I can't explain it. Like I said, it's probably because prison rape is considered an acceptable topic to joke about IRL but regular rape isn't.My rules of decorum on 4chan are kind of bizarro-world, I guess.
>>2212072Hey Armourbro, I'm sorry all the ponyporn in the steam chat spooked youI don't like it either
>>2212093
>>2212074>Original goal: 60,000>HURR DURR NEW GOAL: 200,000What, do they want to film a Michael Bay film?
>>2212070I didn't know you browsed the MLPG, Mr. Dubois
>>2212114You will never be free.
>>2212074>Biggest donator gets his OC drawn, John, Tara and Lauren's signatures on his Blu-Ray copy and Dinner with all three>Biggest donator says he doesn't want any of those things - he just wanted to help.
>>2212117But I like Sentinal
>>2212070Are your Andy Dufresne?
>>2212137>Armourbro>ouOh yeah that reminds me...is Armourbro yuropean or amerifat?
>>2212070Nigga u gay
>>2212163Then at least spell his retarded name right>this picture
>>2212137>steamchatand silly me thought armorbro was alright
>14 bids
>>2212163
>>2212162>Help make a documentary about people who like a fucking cartoon>Because we are special and here are all the reasons why:>>>>
>>2212206>14 birds
>>2212206The drama did you good, didn't it?
>>2212202I don't like him enough to spell his name right, but I would hang out with him.
I think I should take up a new hobby.
>>2212074>just upgraded my computer>could have put that money towards getting my OC drawn by Faust
>>2212206If some pervert wins the auction you might be able to get a little more mad out of them if you close up the hole anyway.
>>2212206HOW MUCH DOSH IS DAT?
I keep losing the link.Another please?
Prison rape jokes only bear a stigma because they're essentially fart jokes for bad R-rated comedies. The shit Rob Schneider thinks is genius.Have a pony.
>>2212226>fraudishygddt
>>2212155>bronycon doku gets directed by michael bayHoly shit, I'd watch it. exploding bronies everywhere
>>2212227£125, about as much as my other ebay plushies sold for
>>2212205the few times he does show up he ends up getting scared off by the discussion
>>2212241And it's got 6 days to go.lololol, this is a gold mine.
>>2212206>bronies collective faces when
>>2212214There are disenfranchised and oppressed peoples who need their struggles heard, groups and individuals whose immense contributions to civilization may never be known to the mainstream, incredible mysteries of the universe to be discovered and explained to the massesand these people want $200k to make a documentary about grown men who watch a childrens' cartoon. Fuck. The. World.
>>2212241IT AINT OVA YET
I'm just going to leave this here...
>>2212214For a Brony, that'd be pretty selfless, actually.Most if not all of them are complete attention-whores who'd jump at the chance to be famous among the fandom - and what better way than to be one of the main backers for "their" documentary?I'd be genuinely surprised if a brony said, "give them to someone else. I don't need them."
ROSS
>>2212249explain me the y-you too thing pls
>>2212074So that's how betrayal feels like...
>>2212226I've already got this other guy really wanting a pinkie one, and I'm sure a dash one would sell even better because >dashfags>>2212235http://www.thedealersden.com/auction_details.php?auction_id=110031
>>2212249fucking harry potter
>>2212245Who wouldn't other than the regulars there
>>2212236>chubby nurse pone scrunchunf
>>2212251And the worst of it all; they're going to get it.
>>2212251I think you're overestimating the average person but I agree wholeheartedly on the second portion.
>>2212249Amazing.
I think we should introduce faceless to the brony community
>>2212255That guy sounds like a fuckin psychopath
>>2212251People are inherently narcissistic. News at 11.
>>2212251Is this any worse than spending $500m or whatever it was making Avatar? That existed only for entertainment.Free market, people can do with their money what they want.
WHAT'S UP PEOPLE
>>2212238>implying any lawyer would take the case
>>2212266well, Dash is sexiest horsehow much would you want for a lifesized one
>>2212266IT HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN
>>2212245casual
>>2212298Hoppip is now offically not a brony.
>>2212266>This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in!My shit is in outer space
>>2212300>terse takes the case>fucks it up beyond all repair on purpose>charges anyway>good times had by all
Hoppip you should put thumbtacks inside Lyra
ROSSI'm gonna do it and no one can stop me!
>>2212297Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.
This reminds me a lot of when we were all laughing at people complaining about Derpy.That's all I'm sayin.
>>2212308Great, I didn't even know she was one
>>221228311/10Gentlemen...CAPTCHA: shipme destroyer not sure if relevant but cool either way
>>2212334What are you talking about and how is it anything like that?
>>2212251$200k isn't much. There are much bigger wastes of money.
>>2212326But I think it's kind of silly and small-minded to single out a bunch of dedicated fans of a piece of media for spending money on a vanity documentary, when there are plenty of terrible wastes of resources happening everywhere.
>>2212266But Rarity is the confirmed slut
>>2212320
>>2212308SHE GOT HER BRONY BADGE TAKEN AWAY NIGGA DO YOU EVEN WATCH THE GENERAL
>>2212335She wasn't.But she can never be one now.
>>2212316I don't have any thumbtacks
>>2212346$200k is a lot to waste on stroking your own egos, thoughnobody should fund their own documentary
>>2212297but avatar didn't exist only for entertainment, it also existed to make money
>>2212298>>2212298http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRNNbVw1ao0WHAT'S UP FUANZAI 'PPAI?!
>Sparkler will never suck your dick and then roleplay hot, steaming ponysex with you;_;
>>2212358So buy some they're like a dollar for a 20 pack
>>2212366>money is kingfuck you.
What if the documentary was narrated by David Attenborough and was just a voice over of the Bronycon videos detailing how awful they are? I'd fund that.
>>2212371>tfw when you once considered yourself straight but would now gladly swallow the dick of anybody in MLPG
>>2212378But it is. Welcome to capitalism
>>2212316>>2212372>assaultI really shiggy diggy.Fuck the fraud, do that if you really want to, but assault?
>YFW it turns out that none of the money from the kickstarter will pay for the actual documentary but will instead be pay checks to De Lancie, Faust and Tara
>>2212364It's their money. I really don't care what they do with it.
>>2212358You should have embrodied the inside of the pants with "ur a fag"
>>2212278>>2212251I have to say to be fair, i do think that there's some good that could come from this. The breaking of male gender stereotypes and roles is a long time coming. I really do hope thats the final word of the documentary. are there better causes that the money could've gone to? YES, but would any of the money going to the brony documentary have gone to those charities? Probably not. I don't spend all my free money on other i spend my disposable income on myself usually, if this is what others want so be it.and there's plenty of documentaries about crisis all around the world, and there's plenty of documentaries about small shit that would seem inane. Stop getting your panties in a knot because something contains the word brony.
ROSSHe's among us now.
>>2212369NINGEN FUCKER
>>2212390No, it's utilitarianism taken to the fascistic (inb4 accusations of godwining my own argument) limit. Who are to say what someone else does with their money?
>>2212326I am Latvian and shit like this make me nostalgic of Stalin...
>>2212392It's not assault if it's self-inflicted.
>>2212393>Implying
>>2212384That actually would be good but I think I would like it better if The characters from the show commented and made fun of Bronycon
>>2212396>it's their fanart, I don't care what they do with it>it's their fanfiction, I don't care what they do with it>it's their convention, I don't care what they do with itYou're basically telling us to stop bad-mouthing the fandom.Fuck that shit, you can leave.
>>2212419This would be the best court case ever
>>2212396You say that, but you do.
>>2212419Knowingly providing something dangerous to someone without informing them of the danger?
>Smitty imitating Slugbox looks better than Slugbox>this artist imitating Smitty imitating Slugbox looks better than SmittyThis makes no sense at all.
>MFW People calling this a documentaryIt's just going to be propaganda glorifying bronies and how they are some great social movement that is changing the world instead of a bunch of virgins jerking off to a decent girls show
>>2212406This isn't going to break any male gender stereotypesThis isn't going to do anything except pander to bronys and whine about ponsecution
>>2212443Who cares? Just fap.
>>2212433But I don't care about what other people do with their shit. Let them have their fun, why should it effect mine?
Wait, you people are telling me they are making a 200k budget documentary?Shiiit, the fuck did I miss?
>>2212449We realize thatbut what can you do?Just sit back and laugh I say
>>2212443
>>2212433Believe it or not, there was a time when these threads were about the show, not the fandom.
>>2212406Showing a bunch of austistic nerds isn't going to "break male gender stereotypes", it's going to make things worse by making anyone associated with this look like a freak.
>>2212476>hiatus...Although I DO have a hankering for some RumbleScoot.
>>2212449Well yeah, but De Lancie is a nice enough guy that I'll let him call it a documentary.
>>2212476I'm pretty sure we've been talking about the fandom as long as there's been a fandom. With the haiatus that just gives us even less non-fandom stuff to talk about.
>>2212414>NINGEN FUCKER>ningen means "human">human fuckerHow can you ponies live with yourself? Wanting to have sex with a human is DISGUSTING.
>>2212484>pedoshipsmegasweet please go
>>2212479>oh noes my reputationOnly people you know know you like MLP. If they're you're friends they know you're above that shit. If they're neutral about you they might be a bit effected. If they dislike you already why do you care what they think?People you don't know have no clue, so they never have to know you liked mlp.
>>2212443>You will never be gifted with a high-class Arabian "comfort" mare in a political exchange to prove the sheik's good will towards you and your people
>>2212513Ew, nerrrd
>>2212443>cindacry>cinda cry>some cry
>>2212443I always feel like an underachiever next to Smitty.
>>2212504>not shipping RaribloomISHOOBOPDOWOP
>>2212506>>2212479All this is gonna do is make baiting people by wearing subtle pony-related shirts all the more entertaining.I love having punch-fodder
So I've been out, what's up with the "no longer a brony stuff"?
>>2212504>he's shipping kids>he must think they're having sex!No, John, YOU are the pedo.
>>2212506I still don't see how any of that will "break male gender stereotypes". This documentary will do for broadening male gender identity that what gay pride parades do for homosexual equality in society.
>>2212378>>2212415just saying that the large price tag makes more sense when you expect to make back the money, as opposed to when its for a fan projectthey can do what they want with their money, i just think this documentary is stupid of course i also thought that before the $200k cost
>>2212532You're reaching, faggot.
>>2212443Wait isn't slugbox also trying to imitiate someone else?
>>2212547I'm not arguing that it will break gender role stereotypes, brony.
>>2212544Lurk for a minute and you'll see.
>>2212537Yeah, his stuff is pretty cool. Too bad that he's like the only one who doesnt get that
>have a three hour exam tomorrow>started revising an hour ago>read a page of notes>its 12amI better start revising hard now!I'll just close MLPG right he-heh...maybe one more post
>>2212470... the fuck?!... ANON IS A SPY!
>>2212513I had a dream about Derpy last night.She was an anatomically correct horse but somehow still managed to talk.It was pretty damn adorable.
>>2212565I assumed you were the person I was responding to here >>2212406 Excuse me for that perfectly reasonable assumption.
>>2212544hopopopopopos lyra fuckplushie has been generating all kinds of a shitstorm over on tumblrshe got a message saying she's no longer a brony
>>2212544Hoppip made bronies rage with a sex doll Lyra plushThey told her she's not a brony anymore.
>>2212551Oh, I fully agree it's stupid, but why bother talking about it?Couldn't we be talking about the surprisingly well-endowed snips, instead?
>>2212571I dont like this slimebox style.
>>2212443>those panties>no easy way to get them on or offhelp I've been triggered
>>2212586It was hilarious. The End.
>not shipping Spikebloom or AJspike
>enslaved ponies as xenophile harem fodderMLPG, you never cease to amaze
>>2212601They're clipped to the stockings. You pull them off over the tail.
>>2212601>>2212443You bastard, you forgot the [TRIGGER WARNING] tag!
>>2212611Wat
>>2212613>>2212601Get dunked Hoppip you casual faggot l2p
>>2212591Depends... if he 'fails' to emulate slugbox his stuff normally ends up better Because they have, for example, hooves instead of weird tentacle-frontlegs
>>2212587>>2212586
>>2212623see>>2212513Sorry, 4chan x ate the formatting on that first post
>>2212613yes but how would you fit all that tail through that little holeis it really that difficult just to add a little strap or velcro or hook-and-eye to make it easy to put them on or offit's like they aren't even autistic over this sort of thing
>>2212589>surprisingly well-endowed snips>not well-endowed snails
Banned from Equestria (Daily) - Alpha 1.3 Asset Extract:http://www.mediafire.com/?16aiwrm8a4cydb1
>>2212601
>>2212642Ok.
Hey Freakazoid - you wanna grab a sandwich?
>>2212646Pony magic of courseSilly Hiphop, I could show you how it's done
>>2212656WhatWho was thisWhy?
>>2212646>it's like they aren't even autistic over this sort of thingHint hint: They arent
>>2212673>frekazoid>not Sweetie belleDo you even lift?
>>2212586>she got a message saying she's no longer a bronyI guess she passed the rites of initiation of the horse. All that is left for her to do is show tits, put sharpie in pooper and GTFO.
>>2212648Snails' penis size is second only to Trixie.
>>2212679It's an edit. The guy is wearing a "/mu/" sign actually
>>2212683>Sweetie Belle goes to the Afton County Honey Harvest Festival with Freakazoid and CosgroveOh God do want.
>>2212674Sparkler please leave the premises or I will mace you myself
>>2212702Ah.
>>2212689>GTFOnot before she gets back to the kitchen and makes me a sandwich
>>2212679http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=FnfNcqX5AAA#t=48s
Summer is coming...
>>2212551they don't have to worry about making money with a large budget since they're not getting money from investors. they're getting money from the market so if it can make 200 000 then it is already sold itself anything after that is bonus.>>2212547>>2212479If its done well enough its a step in the right direction, if done poorly then it'll just be pandering trash. but to think it can't do anything if done right is just being blind. Delancie said he wanted to make this because of the bad and primarily negative press the fandom was getting if you don't think that condescension from the mass media was a put down to freedom of thought and expression than you're a fool, If they do it well it can work. I'm hoping with the more official support that the entire thing is handled with great care. but i do also realize how horribly wrong it could all go. We'll just have to wait and see.
>>2212730>>2212689xD
>>2212744Too late
How do I make Firefox the default browser?
>>2212651pls no.
>>2212748>Yellowautism>good tier
>>2212646>hook-and-eyeCOULDN'T YOU JUST SIMPLY DIE!
>>2212387I know that feel.With a few exceptions, of course.
I guess it's finished. Like... really finished.
>>2212749Did feminists followed us from /co/?
>>2212748>GummyMy nigga
>>2212780Where is the rest of the sword?
Noel is too nice to me. Really.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQzSy1nEhhA
>>2212748>implying Pinkie and Gummy together isn't Top TierCasual
>>2212744Oh, my sweet winter child! What do you know about posting ponies? Off-topic is for the summer, when the tripfags fall a hundred feet deep; off-topic is for the Long Night, when the thread is about farts and good posters hide for years and pony memes are born and live and die all in MLPG. That is the time for MLPG, my little Lord.
>>2212796Oh wow.
>>2212646>fuckable ponyhole>panties aren't removableDO IT. PLEASE.
>>2212796friends gonna be friends
>>2212782No.Thats only a popular topic by new people from /b/.Stop posting.
>>2212792Sudoku?I fucked up again. Now I see... goddamit... I... aww fuck.
>>2212646>all that tailYou know the tail's 'volume' isn't hardset, right? Every last bit of it could fit through something no wider than the dock's size, and the panty hole appears to be a little larger than that.I don't see the problem.
>>2212848Sorry.
>>2212796>Two artists better than me argue over the quality of their workWell, at least you want to improve... I don't even color my shit.
>>2212848Make it into a fan.
>>2212812what is this from
>>2212848It looks cool though, you gonna work on it more?
>>2212780>tsuka bends the wrong wayLooks pretty neat though.
>>2212864Pokemon
>>2212864Korra
>>2212800You're sick.
>>2212716The burn makes me feel alive.
>>2212864>Not watching Legend of KorraWow... You're just like me
>>2212744http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5sDdEvLGVk
>>2212884I watched The Last Airbender but have no aspirations to watch Korra.
>>2212884Toss and I will be streaming Avatar and I assume Korra next week sometime, so feel free to tune in thenI haven't seen it so I'm quite excited, honestly.
Friendoff soon. Working on my fics now.One is a ScootaRumble fic, the other is drunk ponies.
>>2212651>http://www.mediafire.com/?16aiwrm8a4cydb1Do you know how to get the Big Mac scene?
>>2212916It's disappointing.
>>2212864Naruto
>>2212862I guess I just make it into short blade. No idea how those are called.>>2212875>tsukaYeah... I... right. it's handle right? The handle? Bends wrong way?>>2212866I guess I will. Just to fix those things.
>>2212932Tell me more about this drunk pone.
>>2212854yes but threading all that hair through a hole like that is very impractical, especially when it's behind you and you don't have fingers
>>2212858>argueQue?I asked/grovelled to her very nicely for some advice related to what a possible troll said to me the other day and she agreed to give me a bit of sketch mentoring while also telling me that since we're not strictly aiming for the same goals it's not necessary for my stuff to try to look more like her stuff (although I wouldn't complain if it did).
>>2212937Open the game in flash. Use the play button.
>tfw you can't watch anime after watching the bestDragonballtoo bad it's continuations sucked.
>>2212812I think she would probably do that for anyone who asked.
>>2212937Holy shit that gif. Where is it from? Kinda looks like Tex...
>>2212940>>2212916It's not, it's good
>>2212959Because it is Tex.
I am ready for Megatron's hot nuts!
>>2212955>best animu>not Redline
>>2212946It's somepony's birthday party and Applejack is supplying the beverages.Digging back through her cellar she finds a barrel of cider that looks like it hasn't been touched in a long while. Thinking the party is a good way to get rid of it, she brings it with her. Everypony ends up getting drunk and trashing the place. Even the fillies.
>>2212976Thought so.
>>2212796Noel had to be one of my favorite artists, but I find her particular style somewhat... incompatible with how I normally draw.Though I should try it again some time.
>>2212950Obviously you need someone to help you.Let me ssshow you
>>2212955I'm watching season 2 of Kaiji right now, it's superb.
>>2212955go to bed nostalgiafag
>>2212984>not K-On!
>>2212995I still despise you, Sparkler
>>2212864Dragon Ball GT
>>2212955That's like...a mediocre anime at best.Nigga you better be trolling me.
>>2212995Exactly.Hoppip seems to be implying that Dash would be allowed to adjust her panties without the aid of either her master or, if he wasn't interested, one of her aides.
>>2213006Gross
>>2213006>not Lucky star
>>2213001Its not my fault nothing can top it.
>>2213006>not TTGL or nichijou
>>2213026>rucky star
>>2213010Would you believe me if I said that's hot?
>FLCL
Hi, I heard people here are really nice.I don't watch MLP though.Sup?
>>2212994I wish my style wasn't boring as hell.
>>2212943>it's handle right? The handle? Bends wrong way?Yeah. Well, she doesnt bend at all actually, but if you want to draw her bended it should be the other way round because the edge of the blade points upside (see pic)Or you could just ignore me sperging out
>>2213032>you will never have angry sex with Sparkler Reality is so cruel
Best anime is obviously Naruto
>>2213030I've been meaning to watch Nichijou, the scenes I saw were funny.
>>2213020>implying any anime is better than mediocre
>>2213030>TTGL>goodlel
>>2213036Too hard.I chuckled a bit though.
>>2213036Get fucked.
>>2213053>Naruto>not The Iron Giantdo you even anime?
>>2213036>not watching the show but wants to circlejerk anyway>>>/b/read
>>2213036You heard wrong. Or you are joking.
>>2213036Your in the wrong thread for saying thattry the /b/read
>>2213063>>2213070hurr
>>2213058>impying Monster is not a masterpiece
>>2213026
>>2213036>heard we were niceWow.Anyway talk about ponies here if you would like, if not you can go.
>Find this on ponibooru>http://rabididiotbrony.tumblr.com/What do you think?
>>2212951>>2213044As I was talking with noot about yesterday, 'style' is a bit of a funny thing.Some artists seem to worry too much about looking like others. I'd love to be able to draw like Noel, but I just feel derivative.
>>2212937Would you shake hands with 'Little Mac' after he greets the crowd?
>>2213094Kill yourself.
>>2213091>implying we talk about ponies
>>2213094Don't care.
>>2213094It's pretty le reddit
>>22130360/10Too obvious
>>2213048No, that's cool. The more I know the better... but god I'm starting to see stuff that I just could NOT screw up but I did anyway.
>MLPG talking about animuhow cringe worthystop this at once>>2213094viral marketing
>>2213094I don't know what to make of this
>>2213133>/v/ bullshitLeave now
>reactivating Facebook account to see how most of my friends are doing>check my pictures>realize how much I used to/still care about some people I don't even talk to anymorewhat is this feel
>>2213099Well I literally feel like I have nothing going for me but I suppose it is mostly because I don't draw often.Also posting this again because I think I was asked to repost stuff more often at some point.
>>2213170i know that feel bro
>>2213178Thats a fantastic job.
>>2213170No, go away /soc/
>>2213048fuck you and fuck your shitty wepons
>>2213165reported for supporting viral marketing
I once got called a brony for liking the pilot episodes.
>people talking about anime>Nobody mentions the best anime>strike witches
>reading CiceroShit, he uses more commas than TAW.Just look at this shit>In the very cities of our friends and allies, which you visited under the pretext of your office as lieutenant, if you had stormed them by force with an army, and had exercised military rule there, still, I think, the statues and ornaments which you took away, you would have carried, not to your own house, nor to the suburban villas of your friends, but to Rome for the public use.
>>2213217Yeah, you told us that already
>>2213094I like the idea of making fun of bronies but instead of a shitty reddit meme style, why not make it an ongoing comic about the adventures of a stereotypical brony?
>>2213170that feel when you used to have more frens and now you dont
>>2213219
>>2213210But thats not how you fucking use a katanaalso>welt der wunder>mfw
>>2213225No I didn't
>>2213222That's a shitload of commas alright.
>>2213217Not here I hope.I feel for you if you were
>>2213222Man that becomes an actual pain to read after a whileAlthough In Verrem is a good choice - Cicero was a fucking wizard
>>2213222Dear god, comma abuse usually makes me pitch a tent, but this is just too much.
>>2213094lul xDDDDDDD
>>2213219>crotchshot pantywitches>not Raildex
>>2213240Yes you DID
>>2213229YOU'VE STILL GOT ME!
>>2213222Fuck you nigga I love commas.
>>2213257Show your evidence.
>>2212994I tried to figure it out early on and didn't succeed. Eventually I stopped trying to copy it directly (which I could probably do more faithfully now) and decided what I wanted was to steal that fluid, graceful quality.
>>2213222My god. I hope the translators fucked up. I don't remember that much commas in his other works.
>>2213219>People talking about anime>No one mentions the best anime>My little pony: Friendship is Magic
>>2213178Yeah those looks fantastic. Cute!
Fuckin' A.
>>2213178I wouldn't say it's bad to look up to other artists, just that people need to look at what makes them good, instead of the rather defeatist attitude of "it's because they're better than me".
>>2213260fucking tulpas
>>2213048>Total War: Fall of the Samurai trailerYour katana ain't worth more than a bullet.
>>2213273Oh believe me, Cicero was renowned for this writing style. He loved lists and repetition and thus, lods of commas
I think I'll go watch an episode of My Little Pony.
>>2213283>duck OCwhat the actual fuck
>>2213292What.
>>2213229That feel when you don't give a shit because you only genuinely care about 4 or 5 people on that website
>>2213268I got nothing, BUT I KNOW YOU DID
>>2213292>american women
>>2213290Well, yeah, you train with katanas for >fun, not too slice people into small pieces.
>>2213305Holy shit I know you're trying to make me mad but I can't help it, I'm boiling over here. Fuck you fuck you fkcouy focuyuijofjklfj
>>22133051/10.Nice try.
>>2213305>>duck OC8/10
>dirkstriderspenis reblogged this from eridans-violet-nipples and added:>fucking kill me i hate mlp fANS GOD DAMN
>>2213304No, instead of thatWatch three
>>2213178I think your way of drawing ponies is just wonderful, Mon!That Sleepyhead's so cute, may I color it?
>>2213292Holy shit.
>>22133050/10see me after class
>>2213304What's that?
>>2213304A-a w-what?
>>2213283...but those two would kill eachother for gems and stuff.I got through my sketches to understand where i screwed up. Cloth of kimono folded wrong way. It was supposed to be holded back by katana which is behind Pinkie. I hope it's better now.
>>2213330Good, good
>You will never get to read Sweetie Belle's diary
>>2213305Okay just in case you aren't trolling, I believe that is Scrooge from Duck Dales.
>>2213348It is.
>>2213304Pffthahaha what a faggot.
>>2213330>those usernames
>>2213359If it would make her cry, then I wouldn't
>>2213359I respect her privacy.
DORKS
>>2213285Interesting/unique poses are one of the most difficult things for me. That and hair.
>>2213359That's totally rufus
>>2213361>Duck Dalesanon pls
>>2213283There's another pic by MS, of rarity diving naked into the money pool and Scrooge shouting "Fucking ponies!".
>>2213376But does she respect the freedom of software?
>>2213359I fucking love betrayal.
>>2213393>diving nakedHumanized again? I almost got excited.
>>2213365WOO! I can rest in peace then.and by resting I meant draw more stuff.Oh oh oh oh ! HEEEY PHN! LOOK LOOK LOOKATTHIS>>2206729
>>2213359>implying i would want to maker her cryI wouldn't want to make any pone cry, especially a filly. especially that filly
>>2213336Sure, I guess. I always feel bad when I don't color my own stuff though. One day I'll do it.
>>2213408WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2213408Shit nigga, that's kowai
>>2213400Yes.
>>2213272It's the snouts that get me.The big rounded heads in the show frustrate me sometimes, though I still find them cute as hell. Trying to fuse a more realistic horse head with that style is really difficult, since it's so radically different.
>>2213359>dear diary, that strange human thing came by the boutique again. It's kind of cute but Rarity says to be careful around it.
Just a reminder that Applepone Partyquest 3000 goes down tonight at 11:15 ESTGird your loins.
>ctrl+f '>rape'>0 resultsTruly we have lost who we are...;_;
>>2213447What a shame
>>2213359>you will never get to do anything with the CQC
>>2213447>some cryis the new >rape
>>2213420http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OatAcPIyPyg
>>2213447anon rape is not a appropriate topic here.
>"D'you think I had a choice? Even I get boarded sometimes!"
>>2213434And others really dislike Noel's bug snouts.To each their own.
>>2213467That's retarded.
>>2213439Yay.
>>2213447I never like >rape, it was not my style
>>2213447>we're not spamming unfunny jokes>we've lost our way abloo abloo
>>2213439will there be sex
>>2213447>ctrl + f ">rape">3 resultsI don't know what general you're in, buddy...
>>2213461I wish I could fight with my fists too anon.
>>2213467No, you faggot.
>>2213447It was a shitty spam joke anyway, that only /v/irgin immigrants cared about
>>2212039>But he doesn't care - if Mama and Daddy found each other, there must be someone out there for him, too.
>>2213461No, and it feels bad.But I'll always remember the basics.
>Season 3 or 4 is usually when you notice that shit starts to get real.
What if rape was frowned upon in Equestrian societY?
>>2213523It was 20% cooler.
>>2213531Pony is going to be real?
>>2213506Duh.
>>2213527>you will never blow a thick load on twist's glasses
>>2213540cuddlerape?
>>2213515
>>2213434There are some pretty interesting approaches to this issue though. I really do love seeing what artists come up with concerning ponies when they do them in their own styles, rather than the shows
>>2213531You mean the drugs kick in?
>>2213549I Like the orange one
>>2213461>you will never watch Snake and Batman duel to the death in a grudge match after the last Battle Royal
>>2213531There will only be a Season 2.5
>>2213485Remember: Pony wears the saddle!
>>2213527I love Twist, I wish there was more porn of her.
Yeah, humanized. What a shame.
>>2213545sometimes i wish ponies was real
>>2213550>you will never tell her to open wide before busting a nut and watching it drip from her braces
>>2213574CQC>tfw Snake has Batman up against the ropesHoly shit my sphincter tightened
ponies are not for sex with stop it stop it
>>2213549No thanks for me then. Carry on.
>>2213549Will it be lesbian sex or do we get to have a penis?
>>2213582>>2213582everybody post all the twist porn you've got. Let's see how much there actuall is.
>>2213583>Rarity's right leg
>>2213540You mean like in most societies?
>>2213523...You're kidding, right? We were doing that for MONTHS before /mlp/ was made.
>Boom Headshot
>>2213582Can't you love her without wanting to see things shoved up her cunt?
>>2213614I thought rape was socially acceptable in horse countryUnless my fanfics have been lying to me
>>2213599Don't you just want to wrap your arms and legs around a pony while the two of you snuggle naked under a blanket? Maybe you'd prefer a stallion instead?
>>2213611>saving twist pornPorn is for gaining boners not losing them
dooks are you around?I just downloaded Rage ValleyWhat the fuck man, how can I like this pleb music so much
>>2213622How does that change anything?
>>2213612
>>2213573Well then come on down for Appleparty Poniquest!>SEX!>ACTION!>DRINKING!>DANGER!>SEX!>>2213602Penis included.>>2213601Aww.
>>2213624hah>Quick reply keeps dyingfuck you 4chanx
Gimme some write requests. Sex or normal, whatever.
>>2213624Was it just me, or was Big Mac cumming never shown?
>>2213631Its not rape if you fuck until they enjoy it. Just like my Japanese animes!
>>2213656Clitter wingfaggotry pleaseSex
>>2213624Pokehidden updated?
>>2213656Twilight impregnation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcVxtyaATq8&feature=g-all-lik
Goodnight ponyfuckers.
>>2213656Derpy eating beans
>>2213582You could give my story a shot, It's got TwistXa whole bunch of stallions.
>>2213631They may have been.
>>2213686Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
>>2213527>SnailsxTwistThe OTOTP
>>2213686>As seen on : reddit, the front page of the internet>>>/reddit/
>>2213656Ponies in Babylon.Or sex.
>>2213699Link
>>2213637Knife Party is boss man, have you listened to the "100% No Modern Talking EP" ?
>>2213686It might not be so bad if she (he?) could sing to save her life. That's just horrible.
Which pony would you get ice cream with?
>>2213658>Big MacWHAT?I think I have to replay this now.
>>2213741Pinkie
>>2213683>start thinking about Twilight time-travel selfcest>start thinking about Twilight time-travel genderbending self-impregnatnion>start thinking about an All You Zombies parody featuring Twilight
>>2213555Well, it was basically trying to give them more Celestia-like snouts that set me down this road. But I'm continually torn.
>>2213714more like OGOTP
>>2213730I usually hate this kind of shit so no of course not. I only downloaded it because you kept unfing over itlink?
what is the difference between raping an adult and raping a child? with all things considered it is hard to say which is worse
>>2213741Luna
>>2213698I second this.
>>2213718SUPER POPULAR ONLINE COMMUNITIES LIKE REDDIT
>>2213741Applebloom
>>2213359humiliated sweetie is total fetish fuel for mealso dat filename
>>2213728http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/1056I hope you like love potions that go horribly right.
>>2213759Rape is bad, 'mkay
>>2213741my best dream in life is to eat shaved ice with saya pone
>>2213720
>>2213742
>>2213759both are rape either way
>>2213775Shut the fuck up Ponyboy and write my requestspls
>>2213759It's not hard at all, raping a child is definitely worse.
>>2213624How the fuck do you get this to happen? It's just from the decompilation, right? Not actually in yet?
>>2213759One is sex with something that can give consent, but didn'tthe other is sex with something that cannot legally give consent
Here you go MLPG, I didn't make this for you, but it was made for you.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I1EebaLjC4&
>>2213785What is this actually from?
>>2213786BUENO
>>2213785Pfhahahahahahaha oh wow.
>>2213775>love potionsI may as well give it a chance...
>>2213786>Big Mac in the game before FluttershyOH COME ON!
>>2213786I really hope there is an update that makes the horsecocks more realistic.
>>2213759a child has a lesser understanding of the situationand it would be more possible of inflicting trauma upon themwhereas an adult would be more likely to copeand plus they'd understand sexuality morenonetheless rape is awful don't do it faggot don't fucking do it I swear to god
>>2213796How so?
>>2213803They can give assent though!There's still hope yet!
>>2213805Cyberbu//y.
>>2213752I can never make stuff like that look good. Heck I even have trouble making the simple heads look good.
>>2213805Cyberbully
>>2213820I dont think he give a fuck about that I mean just look at the ponies they look like bags of sand or something.
>>2213825You're much more likely to seriously hurt a child, both mentally and physically.
>>2213582>>2213527Did someone say Twist?
>>2213805Some Cry the Movie
>>2213761>Cyclops LunaJesus Klondike.
>What if in season three, the new villain steals the DNA of the main characters, so they can create the ultimate life form?
>>2213741Snails.
>>2213844Okay, this is getting old and was never funny.
>>2213825The mental damage would be far worse for one.
why is she so sexy
>>2213789Well shit son, I have to get this friend off piece finished first, and I still have seaty belts to write. Then I'll have people roll again.Though last time no one rolled, that's how I wound up making What a TwistWhat's the request?
>>2213850Something gay.
>>2211603nachos wanted to keep him
>>2213758Uhh, they took down the link on their official page, so have some youtube links:Tourniquet:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y35n_1XLPy4Internet Friends:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYt7i4G4KYMDestroy Them with Lazers:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVM0cWu13goFire Hive:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdzQPSN2FvE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z07TAM5Cc3A
>>2213786pls no.
>>2213868Who knows?
>>2213838I also wish Big Mac was mounting the character instead of fucking him like a human.
>>2213860>not forcing unfunny in-jokes in hopes it will catch up, so you could say to yourself you achieved something in this life
>>2213741with best pony
>>2213840>>2213865that an adult has more wherewithal seems worse to me
>>2213786I seriously hope this becomes an actual scene. You have to click on that "Please :D" option 500 times
>>2213873Stop bringing it up. Return to ponies as per normal.
>>2213752Hybridizing the style on these ponies and getting them to look good is a really, really difficult thing. But when its pulled off its amazing. I would keep at it, stuff like that happens to be pretty rare due to its difficulty, and I love seeing it.
>>2213869Either anything to do with Spitfire, Flitter and Cloudchaser or Rumblescoot non-sexual preening or some shit, I don't knowI like wings. Don't judge ,eI'd rather let you get all creative and stuff though
>>2213877Dooks stop talking about music pls
>>2213877Is there a download for these?I am ashamed to say I like Internet Friends
>>2213841I love that picture series, Twist is into some fucked up RP
>>2213884Why is he so sexy
>>2213931No pls I like his musicpls go
>>2213939He isn't.
why do we allow rapists in here?
>>2213919Hey bro, I like wings. And Flitter and Cloudchaser are awful popular as of late.We'll see how things develop
>>2213775>twist gets turned into an accordion.png
>>2213834Funny you should say that, because I've spent the last weeks being completely unable to draw a simple dead either. Like I've forgotten everything.
>>2213949i heard u gay
Reminder.
>>2213741The Blue pone and Orange pone
>>2213869>>2213919MAKE THAT WING SHIT WITH GREEN AND PURPLE PEGASUS PONY FOR GREAT JUSTICE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>2213949Sounds like denial.
>>2213869how many instances has there been where they mess with the ponies' leg anatomy?
>>2213932don't be ashamed of liking good musichere, have some chillwave http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuGO6WHcruU
>>2213951The bouncer is in cahoots with them, and allows everyone in. We should fire that schmuck.
>>2213951Because the ponies are asking for it. They don't even wear clothes most of the time.
>you will never hear Pinkie belch loudly after giving you a messy blowjob
It just felt like a good moment for reminder. Those people are among us. Beware!
>>2213933Same here, but if it weren't for the surprise ending I don't think I could stomach it. I'm a pussy when it comes to stuff like that.
>>2213970No fuck you.
>>2213881What does this have to do with ponies?
>>2213932Yeah, the EP is free to download on their Soundcloudhttp://soundcloud.com/knifepartyincAlso, If you liked the original Internet Friends, have this one, it's the ViP they use live, but they will never release it ;_;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utdKq2mtIeg>>2213931Can I talk about music in spoilers pls?
>>2213994>it hurts to live
>>2213775>This will be my first time masturbating to filliesThis feels bad MLPG, bad but good.
>>2213656Ponies with the cast of Pac-Man Party http://pacman.wikia.com/wiki/Pac-Man_Party
>>2213918Which brings me back to why I like Noel's so much; she's one of the few who seems to pull it off.
>>2213949>Implying that when it came to it, you wouldn't hesitate to stick your face between those big, beautifully toned thighs and service any stallion like a god walking the earth>Implying you wouldn't be hooked on pony semen for the rest of your life the second a drop touched your tongue
>>2213994Th-the reptilians?!
>>2214006>Swire said they don't release VIPsIt hurts so bad
>>2213998>don't sully mai waifufuck you she needs stuff
>>2213912You mean it's not real?Aww...
>>2213996Can you post the rest, I don't have the full set
>>2213994You know who else is here among usme
HeyHey guysBe sure and rememberIt's just a cartoon
>>2213994but hey... I have lotsa more.
>>2213919I like tails. We all got our stuff.
>>2214043
>>2214013I love Noel's stuff too. Though some of it can be hit or miss at times, she walks the razors edge between strange bug ponies and exactly what I want.
>>2214030It's just a Easter egg you get if you use the Play option in Flash.
>>2213884would you shove your face into her sweaty ass after a show
>>2214044
>see mlpg using a new meme for a good week or more>you use it once and get snapped at by multiple anonsis this what it feels to be cyberbulliedmaybe that movie actually had meaning
>>2214019>slutty mare-coltyes pls.I loved that one castration fapfic. That shit was hot.
>>2213927It just looks like a really bad Halloween mask
>>2214062but can you get the cap off?
>>2214054>nothing at alloh you.
>>2214019>you_are_both_suspended.png
>>2214050yet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIofL7Y0qoY>That feel when putting off submitting my Friend-Off story for no reason other than that I have this chronic need to not ever ever send anything in ahead of time
did we ever come to a conclusion why the babies from Baby Cakes were capable of advanced flying techniques and intricate magic?was it agreed that Pinkie was just delusional?
>>2214054uuugh those wingsthey don't work that way
>>2214081>every hie fic
I heard Deafdefiler was gay for small stallions. Is this true, MLPG?Does he eat the horse dick?
>>2214087>not watching the showdon't touch me
>>2214058something more fabulous then
>>2214039Oh no
>>2214087I thought we agreed scootaloo was a runt and sweetie was just retarded?
>>2214087...who are you?
>>2214087Because [/spoiler}>baby characters
>>2214100yes
>>2214098Another retarded offspring of the MLPG
>>2214019No, I wouldn't. What the fuck is wrong with you Doctor Carmel with a horn for some reason.
>>2214087I think it was said somewhere in the episode that baby unicorns have advanced magic.
>>2214107so fucking fanny
>>2214124Thats his twin brother.
>>2214100Yes, but he's sensitive about it.
>>2214103not furrywould still fucki guess im a little furry
>>2214019pls write about my lust for pony semen. Pls.I haven't felt properly degraded and slutty in a while.
>>2214100it's true
>>2214054>human torso and shoulders
What's good MLPG?
>>2214019sorry i only go for mares. futa-mares that is
>>2214101they... never explained in the episode or the show you knowdid you not watch it?>>2214106>>2214126well that doesn't justify how they were able to perform advanced thingsconsidering how Twilight was struggling herself and she's basically a child prodigy
>>2214149horse sex
>>2214149Ponies.
>>2214052Oh she's not perfect.Just better than me waaaaa.But really, I can't be unhappy when I can't decide how I even want to draw.
>>2214149>rape
>>2214149Candy pone semen
>>2214154They explained Pumpkin.
>>2214118Some parts of it spun off from the whole Flutterstalker thingWhich originally was just supposed to be Fluttershy with a human fetishI won't apologize for that thoughI stand by itsome of that early stuff was gooddon't touch me
>>2214150That's a little selfish, don't you think?
>>2214149Mare vaginas
>>2214149that feel when you hug a pony close and she murmurs softly into your chest
>>2214154except that they did explain it in the show, granted it was a fucking terrible explanation, but hey, what do you expect from a show for girls?watch the episode again?
>>2214149Not tony colorful ponies that's for sure.
>>2214107stop asking dis pls I'm just representing' mai waifu there's nothing wrong with acknowledging my love for pink pone>>2214109>baby swag
>>2214087No, it was explained at the beginning of the episode that babies often times have odd magical outbursts and can be rily when they first learn how to fly. It probably wore off later.
>>2214103I got part of a bonerAnd then I realized that's probably a man.
>Spike cry
>>2214103Shit...that isn't half bad.I'll be in my bunk.I'm sorry.
>>2214006shit how do you download
>>2214177I can't help reading that in her voice. Every fucking time.
>>2214177But I like FlutterstalkerAnd it's relatively untouched by the rest of the fandom as far as I know
>>2214177I don't blame you GG, these things happen. Look at fluffy pony.
>tfw your art doesn't really take any inspiration from anyoneI will forge myself a new path
>>2214185Hello and welcome to MLPG, the exiled /co/ My Little Pony community! We don't like useless name/tripfags who don't contribute art, writing or music, so unless you have something to offer you should go anonymous, otherwise 90% of us will filter and ignore you. Additional information: we generally despise bronies, so by extension we don't hugbox here and we retained the classic 4chan attitude towards most things (i.e. we can be cunts), also, avatarfagging is absolutely unacceptable as it wastes image limit and is done purely to draw attention. Be sure to keep all this in mind. Have a great day!
>>2214182>except that they did explain it in the show, granted it was a fucking terrible explanation, but hey, what do you expect from a show for girls?they explained why there was a unicorn and a pegasus babythat wasn't my questioni was asking about why they were able to do complicated actions
>>2214200fuck never mind i got it
http://keep-calm-get-healthy.tumblr.com/post/23964388287/this-is-also-the-very-first-mlp-plushie-to-feature
>>2214218>baby unicorns have magic episodesRarity explain it, no idea about the pegasus maybe his earth pone blood make him stronger.
>>2214194HAHA TIME FOR ATRYL
>>2214213Pretty much all the artists I like influence my drawing somehow. Like I get my snouts from a weird amalgam of Rose/Jessy/Tess.
>>2214178Well, i guess if a i knew him, and his balls were really aching for some release i help out. im not gay or anything though
>>2214218no, they said something about how baby unicorns were capable of spurts of magic, or some bullshit.seriously, watch the show.
>>2214195>>2214136>>2214192Here's another
>>2214019>service any stallion like a god walking the earthSo if I went to Equestria I would become the god of gay blowjobs? Do I get temples? Can I bless weapons and armor?
>>2214149colt peckers
>>2214218Maybe pone babies are born with the ability to magick but lose it when they learn to talk and lose their innocence, and can only regain it with training?same for flying I guess?
>>2214154They explained it in the beginning. It was pretty foreshadowed, yo.
>>2214213Does it take inspiration from Faust's designs though?
>>2214225You are just having too much fun with this aren't you
>>2214232Or just babby pegs are super light and their wings aren't much smaller than a more mature filly.
>>2214142Maybe.>>2214177Oh, Weaver. Will you ever find sexual satisfaction in ~anything~ you do?
>>2214163>Oh, She's not perfectOh I would just keep at it anon and not worry about it, eventually you will hit something.After all, none of us are perfect.
>>2214100DEADDEFILER! IS IT TRUE YOU'RE GAY FOR BIG MAC?
>>2214225I hope it gets featured on EqD
>>2214216it's funny because I've been here since 2010but whatever floats your boat huehue>>2214239keyword: spurtsyeah, obviouslybut what she did was well controlled and intricatethat's not "random spurt"please watch the show
>>2214250Maybe but we will never know.
>>2214192>he doesn't want to fuck trap furriesWhat kind of furry are you?
>>2214192It's a girlno worries
>>2214267I don't believe you've been here since 2010. You sound much more like a /b/rony
>>2214254I hope one day to write something that GG faps to, just so I can return the favor.
>>2214270www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP_wx0qrKu0#t=59s
>>2214240wat
>>2214289I just firmly believe he's in it to pull legs. Look at it that way, and he just becomes funny.
>>2214240YEAH, WALK THAT AROUND!
Can someone post the friendoff info?
>>2214250Well Rarity explains the unicorn thing as intense, random surges of magic.Considering all three types of ponies are innately magical, I think it would stand to reason that all three could suffer magic surges. Which would manifest according to whatever magical traits are present in those pony types. Unicorns, their directed magic, Pegasi, their flight, and Earth ponies... whatever they do. Maybe they hulk out or something and can smash through walls like the koolaid man
>>2214243>Maybe pone babies are born with the ability to magick but lose it when they learn to talk and lose their innocence, and can only regain it with training?seems pretty applicablestill though, with Pinkie stressing and all I'd prefer the "she's trippin out" theory>>2214244elaborate pls i'm not following ヽ(´ー`)┌
>>2214240Pfffthahahaha
>>2214266Nah EqD is safe for children.
>>2214240Heh.
>>2214247yes..
>>2214150>you will never deepthroat your favorite pony>you will never hear her cry out as she flares and bloats your belly with her piping-hot, molasses-thick spunk>you will never roughly grope her fat nuts, eager to milk every last drop out of her
>>2214254Someone should photoshop the Tribes heads onto this.
>>2214314DHN maybe?
>>2214325>>>/vg/
>>2214308Grow plants out of fucking nowhere!
>>2214177There was some stuff down yesterday where Fluttershy would collect Anon's used showerwater and bathe in it. I think she'd also bottle your semen every time you jerked it in the shower and use it as shampoo.
>>2214233Okay.
>>2214306please respond
>>2214308> Maybe they hulk out or something and can smash through walls like the koolaid manMy sides!
>>2214324>She will never yank her massive member out of your throat>she will never roughly turn you around>she will certainly never push your head down, raising your waiting ass to the correct height.
>>2214324>molasses-thick spunkI have no idea what molasses are but that sounds p. hot
>>2214309>Pinkie stressing and all I'd prefer the "she's trippin out" theoryIts a retard theory anyway she is not high is a show for little kids son.
>>2214327also safe for children
>>2214235Of course you're not, don't be silly! His balls aren't going to be anywhere near yours.And he might even return the favor
>>2214356http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Molasses_Disaster
>>2214314>Nah EqD is safe for children.There is a pic of Dash fucking Pinkie right now.
>tfw hoppip is pretty much a legit sex industry worker now
>>2214267It wasn't very well controlled you know. She wanted something and she tried her hardest to get it. Or is "spurts" just not specific enough for you because it's pretty broad. They only used their powers near the end. There really isn't much evidence they can do it again at will.
>>2214303god dammit you're right.sorry, i've been gone for a week or so
>>2214233i thought it was hilarious when the brony stream yesterday with faust was advertising atryls account
>>2214254>Oh, Weaver. Will you ever find sexual satisfaction in ~anything~ you do?in an accomplished sort of way, perhapssadly the fact of the matter is that getting off to your own work is impossible, and every artist learns that on day 1so I don't draw what gets me off for the most partplenty of my fetishes don't translate well to ponies anyway>>2214292>I hope one day to write something that GG faps to, just so I can return the favor.it's really weird hearing this kind of shitnot that it's like awkward or uncomfortable like so many porn artists seem to think (which I can understand, I mean, even if you make jerkoff material you probably don't want to hear specifics)but I meanI never considered my stuff on that levelespecially considering that as far as content that shows up in these threads goes I basically never even draw nudity
>>2214333
>>2214233
>>2214384'At's the spirit. Same way I deal with ponebrone on steam.
>>2214402He is seriously committed, man
>>2214289>talking about the show>a /b/ronywhat the fuck bro that hurts (;_;)
>>2214391>implying this concept alone hasn't gotten me off 5-ish times
>>2214391It's the ideas, plus the very expressive faces you draw.
>>2214395It looks like she'd enjoy it. Wouldn't call that a quandary.
>>2214371link or gtfo
>>2214424>It looks like she'd enjoy itThats the point she is a stalker.
>>2214382>Or is "spurts" just not specific enough for you because it's pretty broad. They only used their powers near the end.I supposeI just recall Rarity's example being shown as chaotic and unmanagedbut you do have a point the explanation was fairly vague and it would still apply for the cakes for the most part>>2214308>Maybe they hulk out or something and can smash through walls like the koolaid dohohoh
>>2214233Atryl pls go.
>>2214417he's also goddamn hilarious.
>>2214402>ponebronethat guy just never drops the act.he's constantly in character.
>>2214459Kayfabe, brudda.
>>2214391Then why the heck does Ross draw fat chicks all the time? Because no one here really wants them.
>>2214391GG, you have a way with inspiring the sexually frustrated masses. Own it.
>>2214459Makes you wonder sometimes. But now we're bringing the circlejerk into the general, and nobody wants that.
>>2214470>ATTENTION
>>2214391>getting off to your own work is impossibleI have seen plenty of shitty artist's galleries full of obscure and weird as fuck fetishes that most likely disagree with this statement
>>2214391your stuff is way hotter than any porn i've seen.deal w/ it nerd
Hey guyshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TsO-Eral3E&feature=plcp
>>2214491
>>2214485He's right though, I've tried. And I love drunk ponies.
>>2214391>sadly the fact of the matter is that getting off to your own work is impossible, and every artist learns that on day 1Maybe I'm just really selectively narcissistic, but I haven't had that trouble.
>>2213797It's actually in. You have to work for AJ until you get 3 bits after going to the library and learning shield breaker A and attack (if you keep going, she'll fuck you), then take those 3 bits to Mrs. Cake for a Muffin. Eat the muffin, and you unlock Breaker B, and it gets used automatically when Trixie tries to block your cumshot.
>>2214470If someone says his name 2 more times and eats a twinkie, he will probably appear.
>>2214485I wouldn't go so far as to call those people "artists" though.
>>2214255BUT I MUST BE PERFECTNah, I get what you're saying, and it's something I keep telling myself and others. Just comparing what I'm drawing now to what I was doing some months ago, I can see how I'm slowly evolving and taking shape. Slowly.There are still more things I want to work in, but I'm finally getting to something I can be happy with in the interim.
>>2214423>It's the ideas, plus the very expressive faces you draw.I don't know what you're talking about, there's nothing suggestive about GG's faces.
>>2214470I asked him about that. He said it's fun in a... fun way. Not sexual. I kinda understand that. If you like cats you draw cats. If you like pones you draw pones. If you have fetish... you can still draw that fetish because you like it.Well... unless you consider your fetish a burden. Then you just hide it.
>>2214507Link to the game?
>>2214507I really wish cumming and knocking her back activated a second, vag/anal scene.Maybe in the extended edition.
>>2214491Well, okay then.
>>2214491NOPE
>>2214521I honestly don't see how he draws without any kind of like sketch or anything below it...
.>>2214225>>2214225>>2214225http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qubfwHOIgg
>>2214470It's not that he draws them fat, it's that he draws in a horrible way nearly everyone hates. And Ross seems to draw them that way intentionally, because he thinks it makes him a better artist than the ones who just go for 'popular' styles.
>>2214391did you ever do a turnaround of that swamp lady
>>2214351>she will never savagely fuck you and bite the back of your neck>she will never tell you that you make a better mare than she does even though you don't have the right parts>she will never tell you that the only reason she doesn't let Big Mac fuck you is because she has holes that you can't fil
>>2214557NO YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU DO, THAT IS THE 2ND TIME! TURN BACK!
>>2214225The sad thing?That's not the only person that's making them.http://askr34rainbowdash.tumblr.com/post/23056041065/designed-by-popular-demand-first-order-alreadyhttp://askr34rainbowdash.tumblr.com/post/23059504883/how-much-are-you-wanting-for-those-plushieshttp://askr34rainbowdash.tumblr.com/post/23059641285/how-long-are-those-pony-toys-going-to-be-for-sale-forAnd she's pregnant and expected to deliver in six months.
>>2214391Hey, GG Care to take a request?
>>2214491shit like this is why i hate that i have a diaper fetish
>>2214521Yeah, GG doesn't even show genitals! How can his work be sexy?
>>2214577IM EATING A TWINKIE RIGHT NOW
>>2214524Pokehidden.tumblr.com , download link is in the sidebar.
>>2214594NO! FUCK!
>>2214577RossI'm eating a ho-ho. Sure hope I don't get fat~
>>2214564>did you ever do a turnaround of that swamp ladyyes>>2214587>Hey, GG Care to take a request?I'm always open for requests but I can't promise I'll deliver, especially without knowing what it isso no need to ask, just throw it out there>>2214422>>2214423>>2214472>>2214490hey, if you guys say soI don't really understand it butI won't argue it>>2214507at first I was impressed by the animations but now that's sort of fadedI feel like I could make a better game than pokehidden, except I'm a lazy fuck with no follow-through and this guy's actually got the discipline and wherewithal to put together legit coding and finished pieces
>>2214610Don't bother - Ross hates real fat people. Says they smell like garbage.
>>2214569>She will never blow her massive load in you, gripping you by the shoulders, burying herself as deep as possible in your lower intestine>she will never throw you aside, giggling at how pathetic you are, to go attend to her animal friends>You will never sit quivering in a pool of your own pre, molasses leaking out of your ass, painfully frustrated.>You will never cry quietly as you finish yourself off, coating your once-beautiful mane in more cum.
>>2214424You don't like ponies sexually. The thought of her using you or your stuff to get off sickens you. You;d move away but have too many good friends in Ponyville to do that. Fluttershy isn't too bad herself, as long as she isn't trying to rape you or trying to expose her genitals to you in a stealthy fashion.
WHY DOES NOBODY MAKE A LIFE SIZED MEMORY FOAM PONY PLUSH?
Do people still hate Shining Armour?
>>2214569>implying im a slave for her cock>implying she isnt a slave for my mouth
>>2214626Ross fat girl.>>2214628GG fat girl.
>>2214628>I feel like I could make a better game than pokehiddeneven dinofag can make a better game than pokehidden.
>>2214485I can only get off to my stuff as I'm writing it.
>>2214590unf______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
>>2214638Because not all of us want to fuck or even cuddle ponies.
>>2214638Because Grail hats us ;_;
>>2214662>not wanting to cuddle a ponyI refuse to believe this
>>2214633Molasses? But that comes from beets or sugar cane, not tree sap.I'm pretty sure she's said she wants to be a tree, not a beet.
>>2214650When GG draws weird fetishy fat monsters, people love him for it. And he doesn't have to hide from being filtered.Because GG is good artist and a fun guy, while Ross is a pretentious dick who is little more than a joke.
>>2214682see>>2214324I decided to just make it literal molasses since candy pony semen
derpy is a very adorable pony
>>2214662>Not wanting to cuddle even a ponyI don't think that even those with actual autism fear the loving touch of an animal.
Voicefag here - give me something to say.
Would you try to find a larger cup to use once pone's bloated vagina gets too large from her daily vacuum pumping sessions?
>>2214590> mindbreak forced/reluc brother/sister incestJust another day at the office, GG--> ... Impregnation?Now you're talking > my fetish.
>>2214695That she is, anon. That she is.
>>2214704I'm a huge cunt please rape my face.
>>2214704I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU - Rarity
>>2214709> ... Impregnation?Not till Chrysalis flips her upside down and repeats that gesture somewhere else.
>>2214695and very friendly
>>2214662>not wanting to cuddle a pony
>>2214682
>>2214706How did you learn of this. I alone bear the cross of this fetish
>>2214633>maneAnyways>a pony will never see your situation and take pity on you>the pony will never sneak over and let you unload while Fluttershy was away>you will never run away with futabraeburn>
>>2214306don't know if you're still here, but if you are here you go
>>2214715Not that anonBut it was fun doing it anywayhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s0I0VEeHzEZW
>>2214737My goodness, have you not been around much this past week?Boy did you miss out...
>>2214707I think I'll have to pass on thatthose ghosts give me the creepsbesides one day I should probably finish an existing trolling series
>>2214747Hum. One day left.Should I make a last minute drawing entry?
>>2214743Wait, like... Reverse futa where he has a ponegina, or double futa where he has two wieners?
>>2214760You only did Twilight, AJ, and Dash for this series, right?Got plans for the other three?
>>2214765if you have want to draw something, you might as well
>>2214760>discord pone10/10 shit status not found
>>2214760>I don't even like stallionsOf course you don't Twilight.You only have eyes for pinkie.
>>2214736I just calls 'em like I sees 'em.Though truth be told half the futashy fans think she tastes/feels like 'thickened elderflower liqueur', in the vein of St. Germain. I'm ... not sure how they happened on that one.
>>2214765More = Better.in this caseGo for it. I'm not sure but I guess free roam is still open.
>>2214760>finish the discordalis trolling seriesseems a good idea
>>2214391Oh god i rememeber those comics, so awesome. Hell the only reason i even started drawing was to imitiate ggs style in the first place.
>>2214715http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hBZR6DgxpE>>2214718http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ymkVeIm3Yd>>2214763I'll... need a moment for that one.
>>2214782>>2214790Pick a story for me then, something cute.
>>221480010/10 fuck gg's shit this is GOAT.
>>2214798You failed...hard.
>>2214798You have perhaps drifted from that somewhat in the intervening time.
>>2214771He is a futa. One set of male organs and one set of female organs. He's always enjoyed his female organs more than his male ones and Fluttershy has been a very good at teaching you how to treat a stallion like a mare.
>>2214779>Got plans for the other three?No, but I'll probably figure something out
>>2214800ahahahahahahaI would kill for a voice like yours!
>>2214760>Being scared of the Pac-Man Ghosts.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLKhxjfG03A
Why aren't you drawing?The friendoff is due Wednesday!
>>2214845in beofre discord/chrysalis dancing on a table going SLUTSLUTSLUTSLUT for rarity
>>2214845>what about being fatHahahahaha.
>>2214725Would she use her tongue or just let Shining Armor fuck her then grow a pair of testicles and fill those with his seed?
>>2214858I'm not in the friend off.Though it's been a few days since I've drawn anything, really. I'll do a few requests a bit later.
IT BEGINShttp://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/05/everfree-northwest-announces-tabitha-st.html
>>2214858I'm trying! I just need a story.I'm actually feeling good about my art for once.
>>2214828>tfw you cant produce quality humor on a whim... for years.>>2214833Only so much you can do with imittation. Trying my own style with the comics.
>>2214798>Oh god i rememeber those comics, so awesome. Hell the only reason i even started drawing was to imitiate ggs style in the first place.
>>2214858>Being in the friend offNOT TODAY
>>2213656What about this:The night before the wedding Luna and Celestia get curious about what Cadance is getting. They steal SA away and have some fun. I see Luna as being the mastermind behind this. At the same time, stuff is happening between Twily and Cadance. Somehow the two stories come together and it ends with the honeymoon.
>>2214706Why not just use a mare whose cunt is even more bloated? All they have to do is go end to end and stay like that for a while.
>>2214865>passing SA's genes on to TwiI'm not sure you understand.Maybe she would implant her eggs in to SA's testicles then left them have at it
>>2214815SOMETHING BLUE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bRTMW3ptx8This is what voicefags actually try to narrateTake heed, and avoid the faggotry.
>>2214897
>>2214865>Would she use her tongue or just let Shining Armor fuck her then grow a pair of testicles and fill those with his seed?She'd just flip Twilight over, hold those legs open and drool.
>>2214886This is all your fault GG. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE CREATED. Those little girls who found pony porn on youtube are your fault.
>>2214882OH BOY HERE WE GO
>>2214882I hope she brings along cookiesspecial cookies
>>2214800Paul Lynde? I didn't know you were a ponyfag.
>>2214858fuck
>>2214885My sense of humor doesn't translate well to writing. It tends to be off-the-cuff wordplay more than anything.
>Playing Civ V>Next door neighbors are Montezuma and Napoleon NOPE
>>2214915http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LCoF35oeMV
>>2214771>you will never fuck Braeburn's cunt every night>the only contact you ever have with his male genitals will never be when your sack slaps against his>you will never take him out to buy a pretty dress>you will never break your rule about him being the mare on his birthday when you spend all night fucking him then suck him of as the sun rises>Fluttershy will never get over your lose and move on to Caramel
>>2214912i like blue pone. she is cute.
>>2214912AESOMERD!
>>2214893I like the way you think.I imagine that would make a lot of noise though. All that wet squelching probably wouldn't cover up the sound of the two mares panting and moaning. And then there's the smell.
>>2214942Buuughhhahahgahghgh
>>2214785mottled, pink stallion dicks
>>2214886You inspired to start drawing too.Though that was a long time ago, on /tg/.And I'm still not that great.
>>2214882I'm a 4 hour drive from Seattle. I don't want to but there's a little voice in my head that's telling me otherwise. Hopefully he jumps off a cliff or something.
>>2214953Its like the first pone image I ever made.I never bothered to fix the file name.
>>2214928>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMdQpkujRsYGET WORKING SLUG!
>>2214960Read it in Hank Hill's voice. Success!
>>2214942>not getting them to fight each otherDo you even diplomatic manipulation?
>>2214858Fuck you man I'm too lazy for that shit. Also I don't read fanfics.
>>2214966
>>2214949>how does it feel to be fingered
>>2214973That wasn't even intentional but that's awesome.
>>2214976Did I mention I am really bad at this game?
>>2214985I think she have a dick problem.
>>2214971OHH AWESOMERD!I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME FANCY WORD I'D NEVER HEARD OF BEFORE
>>2214985Does Twilight Sparkle like multiple dicks at once
>>2214882We finally get to see her live. This is good.
>>2214858>partner only does humanzied storiesnot sure what do.
>>2214882>TabithaGod dammit I am actually a little jealous now. How did they ever get her to agree?
>>2214949CR!WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?ALSO, WHEN IS THE NEXT EPISODE OF FAMILIAR FACES!?
>>2214981I don't read them either.And nobody is telling me what I should draw from.
>>2214858But I'm inking!That counts, right?
>>2215005...Draw humans? Or do a ponified version of one of their humanized stories.
>>2214996I'm excited for the coming expansion!
>>2214896He wouldn't be able the move with his testicles full of eggs. She'd have to flip him on his back and then use her magic to more-or-less jack him off with Twilight.>>2214914You're pretty vanilla for these threads.
>>2214976Leth was it you or someone else who was compiling all the hamburger time posts? either way could you or anyone else who might have it post the most up to date one?
>>2215014No, draw faggot
>>2214972That feel when I can't do a picture based on a fanfiction without reading a >fanfiction.Reading is for eggheads.
>>2214882WOAH HOLY DICKS THEY'RE GETTING THE VOICE OF Roberta from Black Lagoon
>>2215003Read the card
>>2214800>>2214763http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HEeznRR2K8Sorry - I can't get my voice to go that high.
>>2215021Me too.I loved religion in Civ IV
>>2214958Well you could leave the house while they did that. Maybe go see a movie with a buddy.
>>2215012Draw from something smutty
>>2215027read my fanfiction: Twilight Sparkle fuck with people.
>>2215025Ok, what draw?
>>2215024I was not compiling them, no, and I don't have the latest one. It's in the archive though, should be too hard to find...Probably just control+f for "capped!" since that's always the comment when it's posted.
>>2214949>How does it feel to be fingered,Dammit I laughed.
>>2215054A pone.
>>2215054pankah booping dash
>>2215045I said cute!Don't make me spend all night writing a fanfiction just so I can draw for it.
>>2214949Wait what?That was an actual article?Link?
>>2215054pone burning to death
>>2214985Did she ever move on to studying dick enhancing, or did she keep on studying dickology?
>>2215054pinkie barking at herself in the mirror
>>2215068>impling dash isn't the one booping with panka panting and crying out for more
>>2215043I like civ iv but I cant go back to stacks
Learning to ink...I think I still don't quite understand whole deal with line weighting.Anyway good night
>>2215072Yeah, it was like this thing. The article is literally "when children find Internet porn.">>2215063It was hard not to laugh after I said that.>>2215010http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LCoF35oeMV> FAMILIAR FACESNot that dude, bro.
>>2215054Panka dragging Book pone to a club.
>>2215099Whoops, wrong link.http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ATl9EDSoCE
>>2215091Stacks suck.Especially when an enemy has 500 units on one city.
>>2215068>PankadashGramps, isn't it past your bedtime?
>>2215095really nice!Keep working at it.
>>2215111there still friends assfuck
>>2215115karkat plz go
>>2215100this plz
>>2215014nope, Read>>2214972>>2215027TO BAD!PIC A FIC preferably one with Tiny PipHURRY NOW OR GET THE WHIP!>>2215030she's already done work on the show.As gilda
>>2215110theres a point where it stops being about strategy and more who can shove enough fodder in the others face
>>2215095I recommend several bottles of ambien.
>>2215095I can't into line weight either. I don't what should or shouldn't be thick.
http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/u9924/oh_god_no/OH GOD MY FUCKIGN SIDES
>>2215044That wouldn't help much. With so many mares in town there's always a number of them in the middle of heat and the din of their winking is sure to be louder. Especially in a movie theater - that enclosed place would fill up with their musky scent pretty quick and you'd never be able to hear the movie.Not to mention the fact that the massive, vacuum-enhanced erection you're sporting isn't something you want to walk aroung town with. Your fat, pumped ballsack doesn't really afford a lot of mobility either.
>>2214927>>2214819>>2214851http://vocaroo.com/i/s08aqpKWuQOIAlso, Pants - in case you didn't see it.>>2215041
>>2215139>redditI dont even have any reaction images saved, but I can assure you that If I did, i'd be searching for the most dissaproving one.
>>2215142Vacuum pumping doesn't really give much of a temporary increase, at least for length. You'll be a little girthy for a while though. And if you over-pump I guess you end up with a buncha lymph, but that looks gross.
>>2215155I only read it for the articles.and anyways it's hoppipopoptisodjis plush
>>2215114Hm thanks. I gotta research and experiment some more. Good to know I'm going in right direction.also... that feel when drew the notes while reversed and "sticks" are on wrong side.>>2215127I usually end my day around 4am. ye... I tinkg I should gto bad.>>2215133I'm just guessing that it have something to do with either places where shadows are supposed to appear OR creating contrast between crossing lines. Like thick body and thing hair etc...
>>2215139>going to reddit It's still funny
>>2215167Yeah, uhThe best increase I ever got was from > prostate stimulationIs it really that time of night already? We're veering right into clopclop shit at 830pm CST? Really?
>>2215067pone
>>2215139>Im guessing its a hand puppet.
How about that grey horse?
>>2215139You posted that didn't you anon. Don't lie to me man.
>>2215179>clopclopponychan pls go
>>2215185no sir
>>2215181Would cuddle.
>>2215150it was so quiet, I could scantly hear it.what little I could hear was Diamonds though.thanks!
>>2215181the coloring is.... strange, but that fucking inking.I fucking love that.No, scratch that, I fucking love that image so much.
>>2215082>Did she ever move on to studying dick enhancing, or did she keep on studying dickology?man there is no such thing she's just hornyshit man
>>2215181id cuddle that blue pone
>>2215197Try turning it up. I'm getting it at a decent volume.
>>2215179Wh...where are you from?Leave.
>>2215192Isn't it a reddit thing?
>>2215139oh yay
>>2215204One day Rarity.
>>2215204>Twilight>Not becoming completely obsessed with dickIt's like you don't even read the thread
>>2215181>No wings2.3/10
>>2215219All publicity is good publicity!
>>2215182http://vocaroo.com/i/s0btwsoS7fDgSorry, I'm in a restive mood.
>>2215139>[–]holymojo96 1 point 46 seconds ago>is this even legal? Is bestiality legal?
>>2215218i think its the name of their porn board
>>221523810/10
>>2215183I love me some grey horse.
>>2215235>LEE RA>NOT LYE RA0/10 would not listen again
>>2215204http://vocaroo.com/i/s04W1wdr3D1A
It's 2:30am, I should be asleep.But it's too damn warm and ponies are too fun.
>>2215183I like grey horse, and hope she keeps making little background cameos.
>>2215255Whoa, I guess I could do a retake if you're that angry about it.> that fucking feeling when you've never said any of the character names out loud because you're not ever going to Bronycon or outing yourself as a BRONIEEEEEEFeels ... kind of good man.
>>2215219>Didn't expect it to go on redditCome on hopopopopo, you should have known.
>>2215179I started you guys off early tonight.
>>2215274Derpy is a very ugly pony.
>>2215235http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EAEUL6zfFu>>2215259http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kqZFbFbV3M
>>2215142Well most theaters have a policy that says if you are making too much noise you have to leave. There are other theaters though. Theaters that encourage noise, have that heady scent, and can take care of your massive erection.
>>2215179Nigga we always clopping.
>>2215298
>>2215298You want me to post more of her, you say?
>>2215298http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jO8xRn52Xl
>>2215307You really should leave the role of Roger on American dad to the voice actor of Roger on American Dad.
>>2215204Knowing Twilight she would found the field of Dickology. She has the Princess's ear so it may even because a legit area of study in Equestrian universities.
>>2215323
>>2215324Oh, I remember this.
>>2215068>drawing panka>realizing I haven't practiced pone enough haha time to suck at this
Derpy time.
>>2215330>Roger>not knowing Paul Lyndehttp://vocaroo.com/i/s0lDfuYnWaS1
>>2215353Pink pone need a head and blue pone wings.
>>2215333http://vocaroo.com/i/s05XHfYDEZKe
>>2215359
>>2215353haha nice.
>>2215353>Pinkies head>Dash still lacks wingsi still find it cute
>>2215359k
>>2215374http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sa67tnfTgF
>>2215324Are you sure you aren't CR?you sound creepily similar to him
>>2215359she is a silly pone
>>2215384ahahahahaha
I love you, Smile. <3~
gray horse is a nice horse
>>2215399HAHAHAHA
>>2215384That is perfectly normal. For this board at least.
>>2215312>you will never try to concentrate on the movie while the combined sensory assault of your favorite pone's thick marelips slurping on the base of your shaft, her clenching tunnel sucking on you harder than the vacuum pump you both share, the heavy stench of sex from both you and the other moviegoers and the noisy wet sounds of bloated, winking cunts drives you to orgasm over and over
>>2215399Oh god my sides!
>>2215399holy fuck, saved.i can't stop laughing.
>>2215399But we love Ross! He works hard to be recognized as legitimate and one of the more competent artists here.
>>2215399Wait what, when did he make this?
>>2215446Just now. He is best pony person.
>>2215443Good joke anon. Everyone laughs.
>>2215465Oh you~
>>2215475that's what he actually said... I mean Ross.
>>2215443Ross....You know what to do.
derpysucks... oh man, I cant even pretend to not like derpy without feeling bad
how did the flash get his powers
>>22154781990 was 300 years ago.
>>2215493Decompiling himself
>>2215475>>2215475http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n75oK3g66A
>>2215478>1990 was 40 years ago.I feel so old...
>>2215399pffffthahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_v30j939Pc"Scootaloo...I think I may...kinda...like you...""I think...I think I maybe like you too...a little."
>some ross
>>2215488http://vocaroo.com/i/s0A6CvWwSL0A
>>2215399what show is that from
>>2215517Dont like the ship but thats cute.
>>2215525Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I'm glad that hasn't been deeply ponified yet.
>>2215517what am I looking at?
>>2215429>you will never catch the eye of a pretty mare a few seats down as you and your marefriend ease each other's sexual need>she will never ask if she can join you
Which one would you?
>>2215517His head looks kinda small.
>>2215538a colt hugging a filly?
>>2215493Hit by lightning bolt or some such shit
>>2215542Both at the same time
>>2215542Which one wouldn't I
>>2215518
>>2215493he ate a bite of gum gum fruit
>>2215547yeah well I don't like it.
>>2215550Didn't know you were still alive
>>2215517Whats this lovey dovey crap? I'd rather scoot fast!
>>2215542That's a pretty odd looking Twilight.
>>2215561Don't you meanYO HO HO HE TOOK A BITE-A GUMGUM
Select your pistol.
>>2215564What's the matter, don't like straight shipping?
>>2215563>cost $7000
>>2215575no, i did not mean that
>>2215567A powerful wizard has brought her witchydikeyness back to life.
>tfw hoppip is trolling the entire fandom and most of the internet>tfw you're in on the joke
>>22155761911 preferably.Select horse?I dunno, which one belongs to the gun club?
>>2215567/mlp/ scared me off for awhile when they did that whole sing along. I felt dirty when I posted here
>>2215590>quest>witchdykewait what
>>2215581wut?
>the VAs for pinkie,rarity and luna are going to be at the Seattle bronycon>my waifusurge to commit rape raising
>>2215575GOTTA GO GOTTA GO GOTTA GOOO
>>2215563
>>2215575DREAMINDONT GIVE IT UP LUFFY
>>2215599whoops
>>2215599Yeah, I'm many things but Quest isn't one of them.
>>2215601Carnifex charges waaaay too much for his commisions
>>2215593S'a good feel, brudda.
>>2215542Whichever one was wearing the hat at the time.
>>2215602woah woah woah, source motherfucker.Also tabitha VA's Luna and Rarity.
>>2215517TINY PIP IS BETTER THAN RUMBLE!DEAL WITH IT!
>>2215615You should run a quest chistery.
>>2215520>>2215520>>2215520>>2215520>>2215520http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aQ4H94yRVx
>>2215593>tfw noone else gets the joke>tfw i bet i wouldn't have either because i'm autistic
>>2215602I'll hurt you man. You watch, someone is gonna fuck this up.
>>2215590I'm not a witchdyke though
>>2215517when is youtube embedding going to start working again?
>>2215626AGREED
NEW HORSE>>2215640>>2215640>>2215640>>2215640>>2215640>>2215640
>>2215624Mah nigga.
>>2215598Technically, /v/ has done sing a longs as well, so it's not too foreign of a concept.
>>2215626>wine quest
>>2215631http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gPeSHojxl7
>>2215611 I actually liked that Opening. It was corny as fuck, but catchy and silly.
>>2215666> wine quest1) go to liquor store2) pick wine3) buyYeah, that's ... not really a quest, mang.
>>2215680Ulch.
>>2215563>tail going into the ass cheeks
>>2215692Do something anyways
>>2215660Kind of a 4chan thing in generalhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IcY7PA1I08www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e-BgnZY5qgwww.youtube.com/watch?v=JwtRTLNCv7A
>>2215680how can you not? shit was great.dub/censoring/recut itself was horrible though.
>>2215593>tfw some friends of mine found the pictures of Hoppip's plushie and started going "GODDAMN BRONIES HOLY SHIT">tfw can't explain why I'm laughing because I gotta hide my powerlevel
>>2215692You could make it a Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle type thing.
>>2215716Use the standard cop-out of "I'm amused for reasons that would take far too long to explain." S'how I ducked a similar question earlier today, I was losing my shit reading all the mad about Hiphop's plush and my mum was wondering what the fuck was so funny.
>>2215593...What's the joke?That is was made as a joke?
>>2215751Bronybux are not a joke
>>2215751The joke is that it's a shameless moneygrab and nothing more, and the shitstorm surrounding it just amuses the hoppip.I am also amused. This shit is fucking hilarious and Hoppip is a scholar and a lady of class and refinement.
>>2215823What happened?
>>2215710I didn't know a thing about the cuts when I watched it so I ended up enjoying it anyway. I'm sorry.How much did they cut anyway?
>>2215837The pictures hit tumblr is what happened. Seems like most of the brony segment of the fandom are analcrusaded.
>>2215861What the hell are you talking about? I pretty much missed all the threads today. Is it about the Lyra plush?
>>2215894Oh. It's the Lyra plush. Went up for auction earlier today.Sorry, I'm assuming context cause I've been exposed to it all day.
>>2215947So I take it bronies are mad?
>>2215979Pfffft you don't even know mad, brudda. It's fucking glorious.
>>2216000LINKS. I NEED LINKS.
>>2216023http://sassygayricksantorum.tumblr.com/post/23950573668/sfrfaceplant-this-is-also-the-very-first-mlpFollow the reblogs, brudda.
>>2216071>3,958 notes
>>2216120S'also on the front page of reddit.It's a good day to be a horsefucker, and be able to laugh at all of this.
General's moving quick tonight, isn't it?
>>2216746We at a new thread.
Is that you?
It is.
No, it's me.
the old thread 404d. thirdanon here, I'm not in the position to "help" you guys but please do continue.
>>2216775Did you see my response or did it 404 too soon?
>>2216794No, I saw>>2216788Well, quite honestly I don't know how it would continue from there. The most I could do at that point would be to scooch back and wiggle my butt up against them; keep things nice and tight so nothing leaks out during the night.
>>2216823Advance it. If you have more ideas for things to do inside Mrs. Cake then maybe Mr. Cake' birthday is over and it's time for you to go back in. Maybe you and Mrs. Cake could hang out together inside her. Maybe Mrs. Cake likes you so much/Mr. Cake likes being inside her so much that you more or less replace him as her husband and he replaces you as the toy. Maybe she really liked being a stallion. Maybe one or more of these things or maybe even something else.tl;dr: I'm up for pretty much whatever.
>>2216894So many choices and such riches aplenty.As for continuation, I'm easy to please, and can write in any direction. Got a preference?
>>2216894>Maybe you and Mrs. Cake could hang out together inside herThat should be Mr. Cake. My bad.
>>2216951Not really. Do what you will. The general is big enough that if I don't get a fetish covered here all I have to do is wait a night or two.
>>2216576lets get some inception up in tis bitch
>>2216978Ahhh! Indecision problems!Thirdanon, you may very well be in a position to help after all. Going to give it a few minutes. If you'd like to see something specific happen, say so. I'll decide after a while if we don't hear back.>>2217046Might've missed the new thread link there, tiara. >>2215640
>>2217071I really have no strong preferences. I prefer being the sub/demeaned/etc but I don't want my preferences to influence how you fine people enjoy yourselves, and that's not really the direction this has been going so far.
>>2217187I wouldn't mind the sub thing and Maybe she really liked being a stallion. >>2216894 can support it. >>2217071 seems to like all the ideas I put forward. You could pick anything from >>2216894 or make something up and I wouldn't care as long as it didn't come out of the blue.>>2217187>>2217298Fuck.
>>2217187>>2217298>>2217318Wat>>2217107Well, you say that, but after what just happened, I'm not so sure that's true. Mrs. Cake liked it quite a lot, and I can't say I wouldn't want to be her mare, if that's what she wanted. I may have had a wonderful little home inside her for a long time, feeling her tendrils' embrace and her body's warmth, but my favorite parts were being used by her and her husband. That's not so far off of being roughly fucked by an impromptu-futa Cake. Maybe she WOULD like to stay that way for a while, feeling the rush of power from having control of her husband's impressive girth. She'd probably get better at it as time goes on, too. Wouldn't even have to keep the same routine, there's any number of fun things you can do with a dick. Handjobs, blowjobs, hotdogging, you name it, I'd do it.
>>2217370Hold on. I was writing a response but just got a better idea.
>>2217651Alrighty. I still might want to see that response later, unless it's being reworked into the new one.
>>2217370She would be so happy that you love her new appendage and that you won't mind going back inside once her husband is ready to come out. She'd start out with the simple things a stallion would want from a mare. Romantic evening would be spent with her on your back until you were both tired out, then the two of you would spoon with her as the big one, of course until sleep came. Nights that weren't so romantic would have you lying in bed stuffing as much of her cock into your mouth as you could while using your hands to stroke her shaft of massage her balls. If the day was especially stressful night would find her simply standing over you while you serviced her. Eventually her tastes would expand and you would ride her reverse cowgirl until your bowls were filled with her husband's seed and her face was painted with yours, or you would 69 her: One hand gripping a testicle and the other in her pussy. She seems to have forgotten you have a dick, but you don't mind much.
>>2218273One day while helping her set up she pushes you under the counter where she takes orders and says that you will be working her today. Whenever a customer enter she places her forehooves on the counter and leans forward in a show of false interest. Once she exposes herself to you like this you set to work: you mouth and a hand working her shaft while the free one alternates between a nipple and her vagina. A glance at your watch tells you the afternoon crowd is about to arrive so you turn around on your hands and knees and raise your ass in a way that is now second nature. When the bell over the door jingles again Mrs. Cake mounts the counter and sinks her length into you. You ride it until your strength gives way, then simply hang off of it and listen as the last of the crowd leaves. She closes the store as soon as the last pony enters and yanks the blinds shut before throwing you over the display case. The risk of being caught and using both you and her husband as tools to explore her fetish has her hornier than you have ever seen. Her poor husband is exhausted so she simply uses a tendril to pull him to his full length and wraps several others around to keep it up. Without caring that her member has effectively doubled in size she mounts you.It was originally going to be that second paragraph, except expanded on. Feel free to either continue it or skip ahead to something else. I hope this is what you meant when you said you liked being used. I don't write that sort of thing as often as I do other stuff.
I didn't lose either of you while writing all that did I? I think I'm starting to slow down.
>>2218338thirdanon here; no, that was excellent.
>>2218338I'm still around. Going to see about a response now.
>>2218273>>2218285Oh damn it I just realized I forgot to include hotdogging. I knew I was forgetting something.
>>2218795Hey it's fine. Probably wouldn't change what I'm writing, so no worries.
>>2218285My strength is all but gone after all that's happened today, but I do my best to raise myself up for her. She bears down on me and mashes her rod up against my anus. I raise my head suddenly as I feel her tendrils brushing against my cheeks, and as if on cue she slams roughly forward. I can only manage a breathless yelp as she enters, stretching me wide, straining the walls of my rectum. Handling Mr. Cake was of course second nature by now, maybe even first, but the thick, tendril-encased dick is almost more than I can bear. She groans, and leans forward to nip at my ear while her tendrils writhe and pulsate around him, pushing at my insides in strange, exciting ways. She smiles, happy with the results, and slowly begins to slide back out. The tendrils wrapping her now ribbed cock rub and constantly cause my sore pucker to stretch and contract as she pulls back. I feel her find her grip and bear down, and I brace myself as she thrusts back in, the second intrusion somehow more straining than the last. Before long, she hits her quick, rough rhythm, and my arms eventually give out. She keeps rutting me undeterred as my face presses against the floor, tongue lolled out and drool puddling under me. Another surprise comes when her husband catches his second wind, and begins to regain his erection proper. My breathing becomes ragged as the growing tentacock pounds away at my ass, the ribs of her tendrils rubbing against my prostate. I try to yell as she brings me over the edge, but all that comes out is a wavering moan as I paint the floor. She just keeps on fucking as her cock reaches its full potential.
>>2219265Harder, faster, she begins to lose her rhythm. Soon she groans in pleasure as a yell echoes from inside her, and ropes of thick, hot cum begin pouring into me. It seems like an eternity as she pumps in and out, emptying jet after jet into my already full bowels. Finally, she slides out, member still dripping with cum. I'd take the reprieve happily, allowing my anus to slowly contract, leaking like a faucet, but she reachs down and flip me over and pulls me to my knees. She backs me up against the wall, and plants her forehooves against it, dangling herself right in front of my face. She asks me to clean up the mess I've made. I weakly open my mouth and wrap my lips around the tip of her tendrilled cock. She takes the opportunity to jam it in, filling my mouth and throat completely. I lap at her length as best I can, and reach up to massage her balls. She slowly begins pulling out, and I run my tongue over every inch of her as she does, making sure it's glistening with saliva by the end. Afterwards, I'd slump back against the wall, completely spent, and look up to her face.
Sorry about the wait. I wanted to try to at least match your length.
>>2219279Oh man. I wish I had a Mrs. Cake with a cock to dominate me :3
Eesh. Spelling errors. My apologies.
>>2219291Don't worry about it. I'll get a reply up as fast as I can.