New horse.Unicorn only edition. Old, non magic horse >>2205816
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>>220798011fast3^5me
Oh boy, magic horse thread!
>>2207972Fuck the police
TWILY
>you will never have a girlfriend with a horsedick
Zebra thread
eris thread
>crepe
>>2207999Horse magic is friendship
>>2208004Ponycocks as they tend to be drawn are pretty cute. They're just rectangles.
What about magic zebras?
Sugarcube
why would a horse wear undergarments it makes no sense
>>2208016
>>2207972>implying they all don't have magic
>>2208028That's a dog
>>2208004manfeels bad
>>2208028Why would a horse be a hermaphrodite dog makes no sense
unicorns are mid-tier to me.
>>2208030Why is this arousing...
"So how is /mlp/ holding together? To shreds, you say?"
>>2208031YOU FORCED ME TO DO THIS
> he thinks that making new horse counts as "contribution"
Lets talk about why Celestia is worst pony.
>>2208043I have to say Cadence has really grown on me since the finale.
>>2208052"But at least MLPG is still okay, right? To shreds, you say..."
>>2208041So you can have sex with it
>>2207996What kind of math is that?
>>2208016>>2208031>>2208056Small pone is clean now.
This color scheme fits with everything.
>>2208056WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT TO PUDDISCREW YOU ROSE I HATE YOU 7EVER
>>2208075Where is Scootaloo's sister?
>>2208059I thought it counted as making new horse?Let me guess, you wanted to make it?
DORKS
>>2208089Ask Faust
>>2208089In a grave next to her parents don't be insensitive anon.
>>2208062I think i like her almost entirely because of This Day Aria. This scene gave me a >feel
>>2208042Actually, you can, if your girlfriend is a horse.>>2207995... and a hermaphrodite.
>>2208098Oh shit I'm sorry
>>2208105She's really sexy
>>2208096Nigga don't ask me. Ask Rob
>>2208089
Question time. Think of your 2nd favorite pony. Got it?She is now a unicorn. If she is already a unicorn, she lose the horn instead. How do you feel about this and how would this effect the episodes she involve in the past and future?
>>2208111Sorry for what?
>>2208117I think pretty is the word you're looking for
>>2208062>>2208043> liking HasbroOC
>>2208128aaaaaaaaa
>>2208127No magic.
>>2208137I'm sorry anon, really. I sincerely wanted to hate her. Then the episode happened.
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/856274#search=Friendship_is_magicWhy is he so perfect /co/?
>>2208030>Rarity's Generous Plan 2Remember that idea of literally orchestrated rape?
>>2208059I contribute my witty and insightful opinions. Plus I'm hilariously random!
>>2208127Twilight can't do any magic and she never becomes Celestia's student and the show doesn't exist.
>Go to /tg/ after a year or so>Someone posts humanized Fluttershy with a chainsaw as an OP>People flip their shit and saying how ponies shit up /tg/Jesus christ, when did /tg/ change so much?
>>2208024What was the deal with that spiel in Bridle Gossip about real magic coming from within and potions being bullshit, but then we see potions can regenerate teeth?
>>2208083I just imagined Discord blowing into her ass to make music. and got a boner
>>2208137There's that word again
>>2208152>can Rarity take the knot
>>2208153That was the original idea but tozac twist it.
>>2208151> liking Cadencefine nigga, that's not that bad> liking shittier episodewhat teh fuck man...
>>2208127this scene wouldent exist, and that would be just awful
>>2208152>http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/856274#search=Friendship_is_magicRover x Rarity. Best ship.
>>2208127Given the picture I'm assuming that's as well as being a pegasus.She'd probably have all sorts of speed magic and go really really fast.
>>2208181>tfw yes
>>2208176It's third on /b/'s list of boards to shit up, I mean, expand to their glorious influence. They are done with /v/.
>>2208192>shittier episode>opinions
>>2208176/tg/ is always changing, anonit was always better in the old daysit's always just turned into shit recentlyalways
>>2208192Wedding was high teir
>>2208193Horns are bendy?
>>2208193Long Sweetie.
>>2208192But the episode was good
>>2208192But part 2 was great, even if the end fell a little flat.
>>2208214They aren't blended with the skull completely.
>>2208209what if /tg/ never changedwhat if it was uswhat if we changed
Stop with this "opinions do not equal fact" bullshit. I wanna be autism and no one can stop me.
>>2208192I enjoyed it thoroughly and felt it was a very fitting ending.
>>2208224>>2208226
>>2208176It just hasn't been the same since that mad Janitor thing that happened a year or two ago.The topics are the same, but the people have changed. I just don't know what to think about the place anymore.
>>2208236No, I'm perfect. It's the rest of you that's the problem.
>somone links to hopopopopo plushie thread outside the boat hours ago>go to the store, check on the threadholy shitI didn't want to believe it but it is as bad as you guys said
>>2208237No.
>>2207999
Ka Boom...
>>2208232Maybe they are attached to some cartilage. (through a hole in the skull?)
>>2208245It's been pretty much unanimous since the episode aired that it was at least decent tier. Deal with it or take a dive in the piss.
>>2208248It's still pretty good. Yeah, it's maybe lost some of that spark or charm it had before the janitor showed up, but it's still one of the better boards out there by far, and can produce some amazing things.
>>2208269ded
> Megan McCathy and her writing> high tiersure is bronies in hereall sane people left for the summer oh well
>>2208269Stop posting this awful picture
>>2208237You want to be the embodiment of autism?Stop your mad quest for power anon, you am play god!
>>2208284xd
>>2207742>>2207742>>2207742Does mlpg have some copypasta that could be made into song?
>>2208284Still asspained about Cadence?
>>2208281I fail at math, does that mean I can hire Twilight?Maybe in the end, she would be more than a tutor for me~
here's a comicyou guys like OCs right
>>2208285I like it.
>>2208269anthro tiemmods=fags
>>2208281He'll be riding her by the end of the day.
>>2208311You bet your ass!
>>2208284>Dragonshy>Party of one>Lesson Zero>Sweet and Elite>not all good to great episodes
>>2208277Yes, but it feels as though they're more easily upset and derailed than before.Not that /tg/ didn't wander topics at will, turning threads into discussions about Russian nuclear policies and whatnot.But it feels more.....hostile, sometimes.
wait.so this is a general thread, on a general board?whats the fucking point of it? theres not even any conversation going on here. just random retarded shit.
>>2208311>dat PB dialogueStop it boner, that doesn't even make sense.
>>2208273Not him, but I would assume something like what this picture present. Notice how the horn and the skull is not connected into one piece. Both are made of different structure and the horn grow at their own rate.
>>2208311Hahahaha
>>2208311ahahaha11/10 would rate again
>>2208338I want /mlp/ to leave
>>2208311haha, i like it
> Such pathetic concept and mary sue OC does not deserves such a beautiful art. No wonder the commissioner had to pay for it, haha, nobody in his right mind would do that on his own.The numeral system does not have enough options in its infinitism on how many ways you just verbally smacked yourself with a brick.Firstly, I did the recolour for free. It was something I was doing to practise with at one point. No one asked for the look of twilight. I simply took the colours of Twilight and Nightmare moon and merged them together to get a rough estimate of what she looks like now. The hair on the other hand was completely different.Regardless. Its nice to see dense people still wafting about the internet. Nice entertainment for when people dont realise that perhaps people who comission artists generally are friends with the artist. I suggest you google up some manners before you start complaining about OC's in the first place.
>>2208338you missed the /b/read, son
>>2208311Sounds more like a Rainbow Dash person really. Also, not DO NOT STEAL enough for an OC.
WELP.
>>2208338You don't get it, do you?
>>2208311>gillou>not smilingwhawhat is this
>>2208338Sad but true. I don't want to go on /mlp/.
>>2208311Your OC's are making OC's
>>2208360>that face
>>2208372...you are new here, aren't you?
>>2208338>theres not even any conversation going on here. just random retarded shit.Welcome to MLPG, now get out.
>>2208333In between mod crackdown and the proliferation of 40k, /tg/'s become far more hostile. Unfortunately, 40k attracts the same kind of audience that will immediately flip their shit and start a screaming tantrum the instant someone posts a pony picture.
>>2208382>Eeeeeeuuuh sistuh nuuuuuuuu
>>2208377But they miss you anon.Don't you want to go back to your friends?All you gotta do is click this link:>>>/mlp/
>>2208372bananas
>>2208372Would that even feel good?
What does Chrysalis' vagina smell like?
>>2208338but im talking about the most recent episode, and why i liked it and the character everyone thought was going to be complete shit going into it.
>>2208333Yeah, definitely. Still, that's not in itself a reason not to go there anymore. One thread complaining about how much /tg/ has changed, and with lots of arguments over whether it had been changed at all, was ended abruptly by a mod: "Here's an idea: stop complaining and make it better yourself." I've endeavoured to do just that.
>>2208406like a hydralisk
You just made Fluttershy very, very mad.http://dl.dropbox.com/u/81971286/Vocaroo_s0kc6sbKJH85.mp3What do?
>>2208403It might, if you put a fleshlight in it.Or at least a lubricated plastic bag.
>>2208372>first mlp plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in!hahaha
>>2208403No, the first few thrusts might, but I'm pretty sure the friction would build up pretty quick.
>>2208409Who´s the VA?
>>2208372That is literally like fucking a puppet.
>>2208372
>>2208400Fuck off.
>>2208281>kturtleIsn't that the guy with the 5 legged (no penis joke) turtle fursona who ships himself with Pinkie?Don't answer the question because I already know the answer. yes
>>2208413I gave up and moved back to /co/.Then along came ponies...
>>2208406Delicious.
>>2208193
>>2208394That's funny considering how many wh40kfags and bronies overlap. I understand no fagbase is a hivemind, but.
>>2208372>lyrawhat a random pony to choose for sex. if it was rarity,pinkie,sweetiebelle,diamondtiara or featherweight then i would be interested.
>>2208301We have some phrases, but nothing that long...
>>2208372>prolapse for cleaningwhy is this giving me a boner
>>2208451I know right? Its a nameless bg pony.
>>2208455Would you prolapse your favorite pony's vagina in order to clean it
>>2208394I find this amusing, as a person who enjoys ponies and plays 40k.But then again, I probably don't take the Spess Mehreen dogma as seriously as others. Shame.It was amusing the last time I was in a 40k rage thread though. Someone was posting 40k/pony crossover stuff and most people were like, "I don't like ponies, but the designs on these aren't bad."And then some manchild came in and asked why people were posting material that could get them banned. It derailed a fucking rage thread. >>2208413Had I any ideas of how to "salvage" /tg/, I would go with them. As it is, I am just an ok figure painter and not much of a GM. But I'll support any positive ideas, definitely.
>>2208422She would be to tired out for trying to be mad. I would just pat her on the head if she doesn't bite.
>>2208457>namelessHer name's Golden Harvest; do you even watch the show?
>>2208467Episode?
>>2208467
>>2208453...give me all of them... and let's hire a writefag to get them together in a fancy manner.I'm extremaly bored and my autism needs to be chaneled somehow. Also I just finished tuning guitar.
>>2208269That time again?
>>2208465>Fluttershy trying to be mad>you pat her on the head>that just makes her even madder, but can't express itI love this.
>>2208474dis nigga serious?
>>2208451Yeah, it's weird. She's also fanon spoken for, so I'd feel kinda guilty. Surely there'd be a lot more demand for a fuckable mane 6.It's probably just so she can wear the pants.
>>2208481This is weird.Captcha: socosts kerosene
>>2208429The girl who played the main girl's little sister in Dead Like Me.
>>2208372saved to autism folder
>>2208437Awww fuck... yes it's him. Kinky Turtle... - K.T. same initials as I've been using some time ago.
>>2208481i hate that i like this artist
>>2208481Did she just lay an egg?
>>2208502I remember her.
>>2208481If a creature like that were ever born, it would take its own life as soon as it realized what it was.
>>2208511i think its supposed to imply she painted it by shoving it up her vag
>>2208506Isn't he the guy who makes the color chart too?
>>2208481HOPPY EASTERhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=VPX7zS23n0U#!
>>2208481Ugh, why does everyone ship Scootaloo with Dash?
>>220853610/10
>>2208536Because is like Applebloom/AJ or Sweetie/Rarity
>>2208502Wait shit really? How old is she now?
>>2208529No idea about that but if yes I won't ever us it again and will need to burn my hdd.
>>220855521 brah.
>>2208505Can you upload your autism folder please?
>>2208535Pyon~
>>2208379I think you're confusing yourself by calling them OCs>>2208375>gillou>not smilingshe has other expressions
>>2208522Speaking of eggs, anyone got any good egg/ovipositor Chrysalis rule34?
>>2208535Did Chris ever make a pony OC?
>>2208311Why are you so good. I hate you.I love you.
>>2208571If they didn't exist beforehand, they're 'original characters.'
>>2208502Wow didn't know thatThat was a pretty good shownot amazing, but worth the watch
>>2208558>drawing someone you dont like killed brutallyThis reeks of autism, but well, if we weren't autistic we wouldnt be here.
I don't understand how you can be attracted to fucking eggs.
>>2208576HE MADE ONE BEFORE IT WAS POPULAR
>>2208585>If they didn't exist beforehand, they're 'original characters.'I agree, I just think that the term has connotative meanings additionally, especially in the context of this thread
>>2208563Neat.
>>2208576I've seen some of them in /v/ rage threads aka "let's circlejerk over how much bronies suck and how right we are" threads, but not sure if legit.
>>2208595Me either, anon. Me either...
>>2208571I know, but she's normally so smiley all the time that it's just weird to see her any other way.
>>2208592Woah. It was quite some time ago. Beside it's not him. It's hes goddamn OC turtle with 5 fucking legs. Seriously... woah!
Princess of Love
>>2208482We could go further then this.>You patted her head with a smile.>You see Fluttershy scrunch a bit in frustration when you did not take her anger seriously.>You decided to let her release her anger by letting her kick you.>She hesitated, but you told her its alright.>She closes her eye and buck you in the stomach.>It felt like someone thrown a soft pillow at you.>Fluttershy turn around and see you just stand there.>Not wanting to disappoint her, you held your stomach like you having a stomachache.>You falsely groan in pain and that you are alright.>She rushes you and repeatedly cries to you "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
>>2208613well usually it takes a lotbut she's pretty self-conscious so if you know what buttons to push
>>2208595Maybe it's not about the eggs themselves, it's about the fact where they came from and that they contain a living being.
>This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in! It has a circumference of a little over 6.5” and a depth of about 6”. You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is highly recommended you don’t finish inside her as fleece can be quite difficult to clean! The clothing also serves as a great way to keep the hole concealed so you don’t have to keep her hidden in a closet somewhere!
>>2208625Wh-what? Name know
>>2208634stealingfirefromprometheus reblogged this from chinchillaghosts and added: So on some whim I Googled this and there are people who would actually like it. (This is actually a hand puppet I...
>>2208634>filename
>>2208627>you can't contain how silly this is, so break out in laughter>she gets supermadSo, how does she react after that?
>>2208634This got posted not 20 posts ago.
>>2208571DID YOU DRAW TIFA PONY YETHUHDID YOU
>>2208650>hand puppet Is that what they're calling it these days?
>>2208669never enough ponyfucking, anon
>>2208669It's been floating in the piss all day.This isn't the last we're going to see it posted.
>>2208669Wait, I mean probably a lot more than that. My point still stands.
>>2208064Is that From LK's quest?Hows that going? Is there an archive?
>>2208663>"No cuddles for a week!" She yells, tears in her eyes as she slams her bedroom door in your faceShe'll never crawl out later that night to the couch where you're sleeping, making sure you have a warm blanket and giving you a peck on the forehead while you sleep, despite how upset she was earlier.
>>2208596
>>2208633Considering everything is a fetish, I wouldn't be surprised if there exists someone who has an egg fetish...
>>2208633>>2208705Two letters.One name.Jr.
>>2208705I'm sure there's an oviposition fetish, but I haven't seen eggs themselves as a fetish. Wouldn't be surprised though.
>>2208571>Gillou denies your advances
>>2208705
>>2208634This is truly the worst thing anyone has ever done for money.
>>2208592In GG's defence every neurotypic person want that fur/scalefag dead, too.
>>2208731>first world problems
>>2208732>GGThat was cheshire. It's true, his anthros are fucking awful, but my point still stands. Drawings aren't the way. If they were, wh40kfags would destroy the world ten times over.
>>2208592oh lawdy... is that unironic?
>>2208723I haven't either. I think it would be more about where they come from, or the fact that laying eggs would be a very intimate act.
>>2208481Did she paint that by.. >>2208522 ..well okay then
>>2208747>hisI meant that turtle guy, not Cheshire. No offense, sorry.
How different is GG posting some OC monster from AB posting Katia?
>>2208697>implying I would let her go away if I saw tears in her eyes>implying I wouldn't crouch down and hug her until her 'rage' evaporates
>>2208762pls go
>>2208756>filename
>>2208481>tfw that was the guy drawing in the stream of the Bronycon yesterday with Faust, De Lancie and Tara.Ha
>>2208762because people like GG and hat AB? People ask for GG's monsters but nobody asks for AB's Katia?
>>2208762I guess MLPG likes GG's OCs better?Katia is pretty cute though.
>>2208747Yes but aren't exterminatii drawn too?
>>2208753Nobody really knows for sure
>>2208782Well I guess I can take that...Still, I'm like a little tired of that monster.
>>2208782AB isn't welcome here anymore
>that feel when you make bronies leave the fandomfeels fucking fantastic
>>2208782What is a Katia?
>>2208782Some people did.But lets not talk about this, okay?
>>2208753>sonic fandomTake a guess. This fandom wasn't compared to them for no reason.
>>2208793The /v/ thread where it got posted was one of the best things I've ever experienced on 4chan.org.
>>2208127Twilight's life is now ruined.
>>2208802gj
>>2208787They are. That's the point.
>you will never get backrubs from best pony
>>2208757Cool. Some people probably want me dead as well....and yeah I overreacted doodling that thing back then.
>>2208802You must feel fucking fantastic right now.Congratulations.
>>2208803
>>2208802You are our only hope, hopopp
>>2208625How are there no good human Cadence pics yet?
>>2208802
>>2208802you truly are doing the lords work Howpapow
>>2208819That picture is hideous as fuck...
>>2208802You are truly the hero MLPG deserves
>>2208827No cats. NO CATS
>>2208786I see it more that GG is one of the old timers that create content after content after content after in many boards. >>2208802How many kill count is it this time now? How many more you are planning?
What if a real little girl decided to visit MLPG
>>2208763She has a tendency to get away from things if she wants to, save for the Nightmare Night episode.But I agree with you, if little Fluttershy was tearing up I'd do what I could to calm her down too.How would you calm her down anon? Hugs and a soothing voice? Take her to a park or have a nice afternoon at home with her?
>>2208793I guess some aspects of human autism must better remain unexplored for the shake of our sanity and self-respect as a species.
>>2208799>>2208762One of them people actually likeOne of them isn't a child rape loving pedophileOne of them is still alive
>>2208685Log 1: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Boat%20Quest/Log%201.7zLog 2: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Boat%20Quest/Log%202.7z
>>2208854That, exactly.
>>2208848...what?>>2208827...why?>>2208803http://www.prequeladventure.com/
>>2208859>At the mountains of autism
>>2208802nice work hoppip
>>2208854Due to the nature of this board, she would go unnotice and we would called her out as a manchild.
>>2208854We'd call 'em a faget and say they were trying to stir up shit after the whole AB thing.
>>2208864Thanks sentenal
my only regret is not putting a link on every photo I posted around
>>2208854
>>2208372>>2208802So. Uh.Why is there a hole?It's a puppet, right?
>>2208854i thought we were all little girls here?
>>2208898Oh Jesus you're still here.
>>2208898Nanaki, did you not read the text under the photos?
>>2208859>implying mankind is a speciesHumanity is a mental disease.
>>2208904Futa loli here.
APPLEPARTY QUESTPONE IS COMPLETE!Come one come all, I invite Applefags and Twaifuers, SLUTSLUTSLUTS and >2.3quiets, Pinkpone enthusiasts and SANIC DASHers alike!This quest has parties, branching paths, hidden quest unlocks and three lives to live! 11:15pm, EST! Be there or be square!
>>2208802What if you took things that pissed bronies off...and put them in Ponykart?
>>2208898Nanaki, get with the time. That Lyra was posted here many time in the past month.
>>2208818Okey redeading compehension problems here kinda late in commieland.Initially it gave me the impression that you claimed that WH40tards are less autistic. they have admitedly better art though.
>>2208919we'd end up with something like "meme tower defense"
>>2208919ADD GENITALS VISIBLY ON THE PONIES IN PONY KART
>>2208921You know I don't frequent MLPG like I used to.>>2208908What were you expecting?
>>2208928>Meme tower defenseDon't fucking remind me of that abomination
>>2208854I'm just going to pretend they drank tea and ate cake all night ;__;
>>2208919Even better, what ifWORK ON PONYKART
>>2208918Sounds >fun. Running it in a dead horse or making a new thread for it when the time comes?If I'm around I'll try to join in.
>>2208819Stop posting this guy's art, it's not getting any better.
>>220807111 * fast * (3^5) me = smile
>>2208940What stopping us? You want to have tea with me?
>>2208802Hoppip confirmed for Prince of Equestria.
>>2208926Most of it are just edits. Kinda like fluffy pony.
>>2208931>suspicious texture seams.jpg
>>2208931>>2208931And they can have sex.And Fluttershy can be raped.yes please
>>2208854>hugs
>>2208848Why not?
>>2208948Atryl? He's awesome. Best new addition to the art community since Rose.
>>2208947I"ll be kidnapping a dead horse, There's only one picture I have to post.It's a logic puzzle
>>2208937but afaik it didn't get funded with kickstarter....but hey! This didhttp://www.kickstarter.com/projects/257527888/bronycon-the-documentaryalmost twice
>>2208937What? You don't like super popular online communities like Reddit?
>>2208970I wouldn't say that, but he has improved quickly in the past couple of months.
>>2208596OG NIGGAhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73UsyGYk2FQ&t=2m37s
>>220887411/10 Would lovecraftian horrified again.
>>2208981>It's a logic puzzle
>>2208928Thanks for ruining my evening by reminding me
>>2208950smile = 0x5f3759df - ( fast >> 1 );
>>2208970>>220897010/10 if you are trollingif not... I feel sorry for you.
>>2208982It would be weird if it didn't.
>>2208956That name is not to be spoken herePony posteriors tighten in fear at that vile utterance
>>2208955I'm too poor to drink tea and eat cake.Trying to desperately save enough money so I can build my dream computer
>>22090001/10Almost got me
>>2209009Never forget >>2205027
>>2208981>MLPG>Doing a logic puzzle>TogetherFUUUUUUUUUCK
>>2208697>no cuddles for a weekOh god I couldn't handle that.
>>2209016Stop scamming us chocolate, you fag.
>>2209009>mention Hoppip's name while fucking your waifu in the ass
alright, so my first soft pawing attempts at varying styles and shit. what do you think? it came out with a strange MS feel, i need to sort out my pen settings
>>2208998Huh, should I...should I feel proud?
>>2209041But what if Hoppip is mai waifu
>>2209046Looks like your style.
>>2208634
>>2209046No wings
>>2208855>that feel when I still have to get back the HDD where the Fluttershy feel I wrote wasWell, do you remember the Fluttershy subway fic?I would did the thing at the end.Take her to a park and feed some animals with her.And pet her mane.
>>2208840you're hideous as fuck!
>>2209050
>>2209031>SHUT UP FAG, IT'S A>Well here is my paragraph proof proving why A is false and B is true>DERP DERP DERP DERP>rape>JUST FUCK ALREADYIt will go fine.
>>2209016>picThis would make a great clopfic if expanded on.
>>2209041>"Hoppip!, Hoppip!, Hoppip!, Hoppip!, Hoppip!"
>>2209061motherfucker. oh i cant be arsed to change it now>>2209054yeah, i know. We'll get there though. Once i get things I really get things so if we persevere who knows
GODDOMMOT HOPOPOPOPOP
Just a reminder that Faust hates you.
are we posting atrylwhy are we posting atryl
>>22090831. What2. Why
>>2209049Yes.
>>2209016we bellyrubs and stuffing now?
>>2209041I'd place a bid on that plushie if Hoppip included a pair of her own panties.dirty panties
>>2209090I dont care she is not part of the staff.
>>2208819Nuru massage ponies? What fun.
>>2209083>>2209097http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIjipFoAd_s
>>2209062Ah, you did that one? I did a camping trip one.I'd sit around a small campfire with Fluttershy, singing songs and roasting marshmallows until she fell asleep leaning against my arm.It'd be nice.
>>2209097I justwatuhWHY
>>2209096No, we're not. I selected the wrong file on accident.
NO
>>2209100Wouldn't we all?I would place a bid on that plushie if she turned it into a real Lyra puppet free of charge,
http://pastebin.com/7MLMQuLi
>>2209107I still don't understand why there's not a looping version of this
>>2209115I like that file.
>>2209093Oh thanks! Have a ponae!
>>2209097>>2209083the fuck?!
>>2209115>okay.jpg
>>2209062>>2209108And I like both of your >greentext. Fluttershy is such an adorable pony.
>>2209091we're posting his stuff because it's awesome that's why you fag
Would you pink pone even if her hymen wasn't intact?
>>2209090
>>2209063Why do I like this artist so much?
>>2209141Maybe later.
>>2209136I like that ponae!
>>2209108>>2209145Curious thing is, I don't really like Fluttershy that much.But she is a perfect breeding ground for >feels
>>2209155You are a furfag and your people have shit taste.
>>2209152Yes, in any possible way.
>>2209152Absolutely.After all that partying, there's no way she'd be a virgin, but that doesn't make her any less hot.
>>2209155What's not to love? That's some good shit.
>>2209152
I demand a Lyra thread.
>>2209172I think she needs a more positive episode. Too much overcoming awkwardness of varying types right now.Doesn't mean I wouldn't cuddle the yellow cutie though.
>>2209155Anthro artists have that effect on people.I ask myself this question every time I see that guy's stuff. It's probably the colors.
>>2209151as far as anthro goes he's not that bad
>>2209152No, she has to be pure just like me
>>2209200>those eyes>that anatomy
>>2209195>Lyra's voice>good
>>2209214I know. Those massive tails.
>>2209199If only she had some more character...If only I wasn't a lazy fuck and write more and run more quests...
>>2209200>It's probably the colors.AKA the shit-ton of MDMA he takes before drawing.
>plan on writing>have spent the past 5 hours playing torchlightfuck
>>2209216Cherry pony has best voiceYou know it to be true
>>2209199An episode where she has to solve something animal-related would be cool.
>>2209240I cant remember her voice.
>>2209216YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!
>>2209200>see the chair she is sitting onCoke! All over my keyboard!!!
>>2209236>Want to play Dota 2>Have spent the past 5 hours on MLPGfuck
>>2209234I know that feel. Have 2 things I should be finishing, but I'm about to go to my LGS for memorial day and eat some free food while playing board games.You do quests? Do tell.
>>2209236>plan on completing assignment on time for once>it is now 6amfuck
>>2209240I wonder if pone tastes the same as cutiemark when they have food as one
>>2209199I agree. I would love something that would emphasize on Fluttershy's kindness or animal care taking at least. Already, she has a bit too much of her "Get over X".
>>2209250I like that too.
>>2209092>>2209107>>2209134>>2209137>>2209111http://just-ask-flutterguy.tumblr.com/post/23944591416
>>2209235Who would have the patience for drawing while on E?
>>2209271She need a solo episode with animals.
Install Ubuntu Y/N
>>2209271That's because she is a boring characterThere's nothing you can do with Yellowuseless, nothing.
Oh christ
>>2209259They probably do.That means Fluttershy tastes like butterflies, Rainbow Dash tastes like clouds and rainbows, Twilight Sparkle tastes like stars, Rarity tastes like gems (Spike would like that), Applejack tastes like apples and Pinkie Pie tastes like balloons.
>>2209294Thats funny.
>>2209288Y
>>2209271>>2209287Maybe a feud between groups of animals she has to settle.Chittering political intrigue with yellowquiet caught in the middle.
>>2209243http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FjWpfmr0k8#t=19m37s
>>2209294TRIGGER WARNING
>>2209288install gentoo
>>2209254I've been promising to write more of the 'ponies shorter life' sad feels since january.And nothing special, just the 'You are now this pone' and the Marefly Pass quests.
>>2209288Install gentoo
>>2209311AHAHAHAHAWHY
>>2209307Fucking yes.>>2209309Thank you.
>>2209311RETURN TO THE SOURCE, NEO
>>2209288>installing GNU/Linux distros that condone the use of non-free software
>LK will never update his Scratch tumblr
>>2209311>Scootaloo ass shot>lol chicken xdFucking great.
>it's made its way to the homestuck tumblr circlejerk
>>2209309>Shitty voice>Shitty bee costume0/10 would not fuck
>>2209336Where will this beautiful nightmare end
>>2209309Oh god is worse than Bon Bon.
>>2209294>"ugly man lesbians" "94% of futa art is disgusting" uhm wow dude can you please watch what you say dang that really comes off as offensive and rude>Are you ugly lesbian with a dick?
>>2209336I guess that's not what she meant when she said she needed some cock, huh?! XD
>>2209294Man, nigga's got a lot of pent up anger there.
>>2209336Hooippo you are literally the worst.
>>2209328Go away Stallman I can't into free software
>>2209336GODOMOT HOPOPO
>>2209318Ah. Well, best of luck with those fellow writefag!I must take my leave, free food is calling me.
Is anyone even bidding?It certainly has attention.
>>2209278Just hug them while they're drawing. Say they'll get more hugs when they finish.You might actually get a shitdoodle out of the deal.
>>2209336>homestuck>tumblr>circlejerk
>>2209375>ponies
>>2209336But don't they usually do that kind of thing, though?
>>2209317>>2209319>Install gentoo
>>2209318>ponies shorter life0/10 non canon would not read
>>2209371>breaking all my posts Why is it doing this?
>>2209382No. They usually spit in buckets.
>>2209364Thanks, and you too!
>>2209383Learn x86_64 assembly.
What's good MLPG?
>>2209406Ponies. Ponies are good.
>>2209406Horse vaginas
>>2209406Marecunts
>>2209406To see your enemies driven before you
>>2209406GET OUT YOU FUCKING ATTENTION WHORE IF YOU EVER POST ABOUT SOMETHING OTHER MAN PONIES EVER AGAIN I WILL FUCK YOU MYSELF
>>2209406Equine sexual organs
>>2209406Cute pone.
>>2209403But that sounds hard
>>2209406Horsecock
>>2209406filly snatches
>>2209406 Ovipositors
>>2209413>>2209414>>2209420Horse vagina is best vagina
>>2209406nothing is good
>>2209406>Hopopopopopopop killed a bunch of bronies>Quest tonight>Rapeeverything is good
>>2209406Peoples reactions to a plush.Its fascinating.
>>2209406Ponies, and don't you forget it.
>>2209406I washed my car! It is shiny. Also I changed the oil yesterday. And checked the brakes, I guess, since my stepdad is a tiresome obsessive sometimes.
>>2209432>>2209434>dat juxtaposition
>>2209357But, Anon...sudo apt-get install vrms
What if all mares in equestria were in heat at the same time and asked you to pleasure them?Which one would you service first?
>>2209430I bet Chrysalis likes it up the ovipositor.
>>2209406Meeting Rarities parents.
>>2209424It's fast.
>>2209446Fluttershy. Not because I like her, but I want to make all the rest watch.
>>2209446Diamond Tiara
>>2209446Porque no las dos?BA NA NA NA NA NAAAA NAAAA
>>2209446this one
I like you guys.
>>2209438>she gets dubs
>>2209341Beyold, your worst nightmarewww.youtube.com/watch?v=aBW8v1Q5f8w#t=11m14s
>>2209459>straight shippingDisgusting.
>>2209470GAY
>>2209445Why do I want to have sex with that man
>>2209470Get out before I acupuncture your balls, queer.
>>2209446>Realize I'd died and gone to heavenProbably Pinkie Pie. Because she'd be most fun.
>>2209477>I laugh at everythingBut she is the hate pone and I like that voice.
>>2209470Get a load of this homo
>>2209491She laughs mockingly anon. That is the important part.
>>2209459>It picked our interest>pickedAHAHAHAHAHA KILL YOURSELF
Ubuntu or Mint?
>>2209488>>2209492 >>2209484I still like you guys.
>>2209478Inb4 Spike's first threesome...
>>22095127
>people denying its existence and going NO GUYS IT'S A HAND PUPPET
>>2209513>straight shipping
>>2209520>Threesomebut there are four participants, anon
>>2209517I bet you want to kiss me on the lips too, queer.I'd let you
>>2209477I love her valley girl voice.
>>2209527He
>>2209336I posted the image of the banana up her hole earlier in HSG.
I have to go some where guys, please stop posting ponies until I'm back! :3
>>2209446Bonbon. I want Lyra to watch in envy as I pounded Bonbon's flank harder and harder.
>>2209547okay
>>2209527umhoppiphow much is that lyra plushie anyway
'cause we'll march day and night by the big cooling pony...
>>2209529>Implying a filly isn't 2/3 of a person, sort of like black people before 1900
>>2209529Someone has to man the camera.
>>2209527You seem to be enjoying this.
>>2209529You're right. It would actually be a foursome. Unless Sweetie Belle got too drunk and fell asleep early.
>>2209544GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP
>>2209555http://www.thedealersden.com/auction_details.php?auction_id=110031
>>2209553unnnffffff
>>2209557But they were 3/5 of a person
>>2209513>straight shippingthe only tolerable straight ships are Me x Twilight and Me x Dashall others are for faggots.
>>2209543It was YOU
>>2209527>No mom, it's a lamp!
>>2209446Derpy. Seems unfair to leave the retard waiting.
>>2209571That's why I said sort of
>>2209564Hoppip why have you done this
>>2209564>18+ areaOh my...
>>2209580>It's a banana holder!
>>2209592It was us, anon, who convinced hopopopopo to do this.
>>2209572hi TAW
>>2209564Wow, I didn't realize the pound sterling traded so strongly against the US dollar. Fuck.Hiphop you're gonna be rollin' in dosh if you can fly low enough on the radar to avoid a CnD.
>>2209564aw manthat's hella expensiveoh welli guess i will stick to pictures and my imagination
>>2209564How much do you think this will sell for mlpg?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBzRmWeC6DsThis is the greatest thing I've ever seen. Tara is in it.
>>2209513
>>2209561fuck yes I am
>>2209607>It sells as one of the most expensive plushes to date.>Hasbro sends a C&D.You know those plushes can make them loose their license for the entire ponies thing, right?
>>2209613>TAW x Dash>straight
>>2209556
>>2209623Enough.
>>2209618>75GBP>hella expensiveNigga do you even buy plushies?
>>2209630Every time I see this, my heart skips a few beats>the eyes>the super-fancy bow>slightly pigeon-toed stance
>>2209564>>2209598ahhahaha
Hoppip, have you tried it?
>>2209639well, noi thought it might possibly be affordablei guess i need to learn more about pony plushies
>>2209631pffffthahahaha
Did you buy that Fluttershy realdoll yet?
>>2209653No, BECAUSE SHE WONT INSTALL A DILDO ON IT IF REQUESTED
>>2209653I have tested it with a banana and my can of deodorant yes
>>2209624>I WISH YOU'D TELL ME WHERE THE REBEL BASE IS!This is so amazing
>>2209649Spike likes his ladies fancy.
>Hoppip will never make a Rumble plush.With a rumble pack in it.
>>2209676Does it come with the banana?
>>2209691Cosmo pls go
>>2209676I think that tail make be troublesome for bigger play, looks too heavy. am I right?
>>2209693Nigga, bananas are expensive.
I'd rather have a pillow than a plush if i'm honest.
>>2209697just lay her on her back or something I dunno
>>2209697make=may
>>2209691I'd buy that I'm not gay though
>>2209691Won't that be something. You hug it, it rumbles. You pat it head, it rumbles. When you lay it on the ground, it rumbles. What more does one want?
>>2209691>You will never own a marker pone plush.
>>2209713Every. Fucking. Time.
>>2209719That's...that's sad
>>2209702You and me both
>>2209691How about a Scootaloo with motorized buzzing wings?
>>2209697It's not like the material will feel nice anyway. If the plushie is huggably soft it won't be tight enough, and the whole thing won't be lubricated enough. Really nobody's gonna actually be fucking the thing without inserting a proper toy into there.
>>2209714I laugh every time I see this.Fuck you.
>>2209714>you leave your door open one day>your rumble plushie falls off and rumbles your way to freedom>your parents find it stuck at the front door
>>2209735>AkagiI like you, anon. You can fuck my sister.
>>2209744HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH
Honestly, I'd love to have a plush pony hand puppet inb4 fisting
>>2209744>brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr>"My god what is our son into!?"
>>2209744>>2209714...Kinda want now.
>>2209744>rumble plushie drowns
>>2209763...we shouldn't go down that road again. We've seen where it leads. It isn't pretty.
>>2209759Hoppip, get on it.
>>2209678At 26:00 Twilight is voicing Aunt Beru
If you like a little colt you are a pedohomogay
Must write for friend-off...
>>2209751>"Bonbon it's not what it looks like! It's...a-a Hoof puppet!">'A hoof puppet?'>"YEAH!"
>>2209781Not if I don't want to have sex with him.
Daily dose of horror
>tfw two days late from coloring thisBlah, fucking exams.
>>2209807But we have all the online transcripts right here, Mr. Anonymous.
>>2209624>Twilight vs. Tony Soprano
>>2209744>you will never be witness to your twin laundry machine ponies babying your Rumble plushie>you will never hear their excited reactions when you put Rumble plushie and Scootaloo plushie into the same load
>>2209811>You will be the most beautiful pony>You must wear a horse condom at all times nowWhat the fuck guys
>>2209812Looks good!
>>2209811>since you can't control your horse boners in class
Would you?
>>2209811What the fuck is all this shit?
>>2209847An awful drawfag reposting his shit every day
>>2209843Yes
>>2209843>CL logic
>>2209827>pedos
>>2209827>you will never put Rumble plushie and Scootaloo plushie next to each other on the shelf without thinking>you will never return to notice they have mysteriously moved to opposite sides of the shelf or got their tails twisted together somehow
http://the-impersonal-akigawa.tumblr.com/post/23949985747/hello-everyone-who-considers-themselves-bronies
So, have you masturbated to horses yet today, MLPG?I know I have
>>2209890HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2209890I think that's enough hoppop
>>2209890do you like all this attention?
>>2209890>self-important douche alertWhy did Tumblr have to be made? Wasn't Livejournal enough ego stimulation?
>>2209890I love you
>>2209890you are famoushow long before equestriadaily posts about it and how it's wrong to make such things and buy such things
>>2209890Pfffft. Someone be MAD.
>>2209890>http://the-impersonal-akigawa.tumblr.com/post/23949985747/hello-everyone-who-considers-themselves-br>onies>1600 notesha ha
>>2209890Gee Hoppip, how come your mom lets your roffle all those jommies?
>>2209854i drew those a long time ago. i never repost anyhing i have made. i hate it all
>>2209917Livejournal is so web 1.0Alternately, so early-2000s.
>>2209811do you have the second one?
>>2209946Wait, did you make that animation?
>>2209890>Almost 1600 notes alreadyAll these tearsHoly fuck they are so delicious
>>2209890Based Hoppip
>>2209890Oh god, this thing is blowing up ever so nicely
>>2209890>>2209931But heyhe is rightThis is what bronies are. Don't we share the similar opinion?
>>2209956It's like they have no idea what furries have been up to for the last fuckin' decade.
>>2209890>all dat madOh man, Hoppip. that's one hell of a shitstorm you've made.
>>2209982Thanks
>>2209966>This is what bronies areBut they hate horse sex, right?
>>2209983http://sassygayricksantorum.tumblr.com/post/23950573668/sfrfaceplant-this-is-also-the-very-first-mlpI know isn't it fantastic
>>2210003ALL THIS MADOH GOD10/10
>>2209890"WowThis is disgustingMaybe those who own these non ironically should have their colon ruptured by real animals.I ain’t mad."
>>2209890Haha. Is this more then you expected, Hoppip? The amount of frustration this cause is killing me right now.>>2209969I like to see this an an indicator as to how long they been to the internet.
>>2209890>the homestuck fandom thinks they are better than the mlp fandomMY SIDES.i am not saying we are better. all fandoms are awful. sonic,furry,mlp ALL OF THEM.
>>2210003You are doing God's work, Hoppip.
>>2210011> Is this more then you expectedkindamy only regret is not putting a link in every photo
>>2210003>SHUN THE DEFILING BLASPHEMERWow, this really is a religion to them.
>>2210003>Bronies. Bronies no.>Stop.>I know most of you are reasonable.>SHUN THIS FUCKER.>SHUN HIM LIKE NEVER BEFORE, HE IS NOT PART OF YOUR FANDOM.>PLEASE DO NOT ACCEPT THIS PERSON AS PART OF THE FANDOM DEAR GOD SHUN HIM.>LYRA NO WHY ARE YOU A SEX TOY.>LYRA NO YOU WERE A COOL BACKGROUND PONY.>LYRA WHY.>BRONIES WHY.>I AM SORRY I JUST. WHY.>WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY.>EXPLAIN.>EXPLAIN HOW YOU LET THESE FUCKS BE PART OF THE FANDOM.>him
>>2210003>shin him>I want bronies to stop making things like thisAwesome, he thinks you are a male AND that you are a brony. Excellent.
>>2210003I've cracked three ribs, my lungs and throat hurt, and my shit is nowhere to be foundAnd I am still laughing at thisBang-up job, hoponpop
>>2210003Do... Do they even know it was made by the same person who is working on Ponykart?
>>2209624I'm laughing my ass off.>Timmy Turner vs. Bender.>BOOBAAAAAAAAAAAAYS! BIGGAROUNDABOOBIES!
>>2210037I don't think they do.Should we tell them?
>>2210037Not yet, we haven't received any hate mail
>>2209890
LYRA NO WHY ARE YOU A SEX TOY.LYRA NO YOU WERE A COOL BACKGROUND PONY.LYRA WHY.BRONIES WHY.> some cry
>>2210048YES
>>2210048Well, it certainly would mean we horsefuckers get the game to ourselves.
>>2210048Probably not.
>>2210037somebody spread the wordthe tearsthey will overflow
>>2210048Wait until the game has been downloaded by a significant number of people.
>>2210056>LYRA NO WHY ARE YOU A SEX TOY.IS NOT HER FAULT
>>2210067Would Hoppip appreciate that though?
This is a really good day.
>>2210003Man, why do people use those crappy grammar when they are mad? It would only make them look more like an idiot. The amount of anger is fucking think and hilarious.>>2210018I find it funny that they are responding to this doll with harsh backlash and not the gazillion r34 images, comics, and flashes people keep pumping out.I am even more surprising they did not read the part where you would sew it back up if they requested it.
>>2210074RELASE WHEN?!
>>2210080Who cares?
>>2210080I dunno, ask her.
>>2210080Ruining her game? Sure she would!
>>2210039What time?
http://micthemicrophone.tumblr.com/Scroll down. Mic thinks this is hilarious.
>>2210089there's no link to the auction and the OP just posted an excerpt from the description, omitting that part
>>2210080She's clearly gone mad with power, I doubt she'd care.
>All this drama>Because of a fuckdollHAHAHAHAHATHIS JUST MADE MY FUCKING WEEK
>>2209890>>2210010>>2210026>Brony shitstorm over a fucking doll
>>2209890>>2209856>>2210003http://www.ponibooru.org/post/view/192443
>You know… I’ve been geting interested in watching MLP, just to see what all the hubbub is about, and the fact it looks interesting at least and has spawned some pretty damn funny fan videos.>Then I see this, and not only does it make me jump back a couple of feet, but makes me ponder the future of fandoms that would surround future shows. I’m not judging the bronies, or any fandom really… but this is something else…nice work Hoppip, you halted the creation of a new brony.
I'm surprised most of you are cheering this on.
>mfw all this brony butthurt over the fuckable Lyra plushie
>>2210128Why wouldn't we?
>>2210128Its hilarious.
have some local mad, from the sea of piss.>>2205517
>>2210128Anything that makes bronies mad is hilarious.
>>2210128it's fucking hilarious man come on
>all this brony rectal ragnaröki love you hopopopo nonsexually
>>2210128This fandom's already reached the nadir of embarrassment, we're just giving a little back.
>>2210128It's generating delicious, delicious madIt's absolutely fucking hilarious
if you was to be just a little bit of what you want to be, you should do it youtu.be/8Q7FFjUpVLg
>>2210119> john' joseco favorite plushahaha
>>2210142I'm dying here
>>2210128During her production of the doll, I was meh though we did give feedback on the creation of the doll.We just never knew how much anger this would cause and how much this make this whole event entertaining.
Sure is fans of the fandom in here
>>2210176>Bronies talking about social acceptancePFFFCHCHEHEHCEHH
>>2210142>>2205737>>hates the fandom>>akes shit like this>I always knew Hoppip was a massive hypocrite furfag from /co/
I'd laugh my ass off if it turned out she just made it a hand-puppet and all this shitstormery was over nothing.But I'm kinda hoping it's not.
>>>/v/141051506
>>2210142>>2209708>I just did. deleted all the episodes from my PC, deleted my bookmarks, etcHaha, ending your love of a cartoon because of the fandom's productions? That's some next level autism right there.
Hey, ponies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqY44Pl3MGc&feature=watch_responseIm buying bass right now, stop me
>>2210223Post humans or i report u
What if pone was demon
>>2210227> or i report uHUE
>>2210196>Implying MLPG didn't deliberatly tell her to make it soNo seriouslydid you miss the archived threads where we planned out Lyradoll's pants design
>>2210228Then CoC
>>2210228Her name is Frankie and she is mai waifu.
>>2210228this is closer to furry porn than it is to pony art
>>2210228_________UNF___________
>>2210228Wasn't Frankie one?
>>2210196Well, Hoppip is a furfag after all.
>>2210228What if pone was a zombie?
>>2210196>>2210220
>>2210241Thats the point, she hates the fandom.
>>2210228Demon Dash == Best Dash
>>2210254Pone was already zombie.
I love that hoppip released this within a week of some cry.God mlpg is dramaing at full speed right now.
>>2210276>this is why everyone hates broniesPFHAHAHAHAHAH YEAH RIGHT.
>>2210276Ten out of fucking tenKeep up the good work
>>2210276Its like they don't even know that pony fleshlight existed!
>>2210274We constantly need something to shit up threads
>>2210276>this is why everyone hates bronies>You're not a brony anymore11/10, would lose shit again
>>2210276Well, you've successfully ruined the chances the documentary had of showing bronies in a positive light.
>>2210276
>>2210276autism and fandom/files today: 12stop that, it grows too big
>>2210276YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR, HOPPIP!TURN IN YOUR BRONY BADGE!
>>2210276way to go hoppip you have ruined the good image of bronies
>>2210303HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYOU FUCKERI HAVE TO CLEAN MY FUCKING MONITORS NOW
>>2210142>fucking a fleece vagina that wouldn't even feel gooddoes she even know how penises work?
>>2210303Hahahahahahaha. Oh yeah.
>>2210303>againWhat else did we do?
>>2210297
>>2210303This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen
>>2210320AB
>>2210303GOD I WISH WE COULD KILL THIS SHIT FANDOM ALONETHE LONE MARTYRS LEADING THE SOLE BANNER OF MLPG
>>2210321Whats the name of that purple pone?
>>2210320Well, started the fandom, for one.
>>2210276I can't believe youYou've ruined any good the bronies had
>>2210326Thats not a fandom shitstorm.
>>2210276I personally love that they're totally ignoring the fact you said you'd remove it free of charge if the buyer wanted you to.I think they KNOW that whoever buys that, isn't going to ask.
>>2210327WE STARTED IT, AND WE'LL END ITNO MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES, WE'LL DELIVER THE FINAL BLOW
>>2210303>we started and ruined it the same day
So wait.Hoppip was the one who made that Lyra fucktoy plush?Goddammit man, why didn't you just say it was a "puppet".
>>2210276i am telling sethisto to officially excommunicate you from the brony fandom.
JESUS CHRIST YOU GUYSI CAN'T BREATHESTOP IT PLEASE
>>2210339It was a shitstorm on /mlp/ though, so I guess that's what he's referring to
>>2210309
Why are we talking about the fandom?
>>2210346>why didn't you just say it was a "puppet".Because is a fucktoy.
>>2210333Truly the worst of crimes.
>>2210346BecauseThis is much more entertainingAnd she lacks subtly
>>2210330Rainbowshine.
Hoppip, I told you like a year ago you should have done this.
>>2210363We always do when there's a fandom shitstorm.
>>2210346What? Are you saying that there's something bad about this shitstorm? This is the best possible thing.
>>2210371Ain't that the truth
This Hoppip deal is wonderful. I haven't laughed so hard in awhile. MORE...MORE
>>2210363there has been no new mlp show content for the past 3 months. what in the actual fuck are we supposed to discuss all day?
>>2210363because mlpg is tsundere for fandom
>Watching that Star Wars thing while reading this threadMY SIDES JUST IMPLODED MULTIPLE TIMES
>>2210363We always do when there's funny shit going onAnd we've done this for a long time, just look back at the threads when the BroNYcon streams were up last summer
>that feel when everyone hats us
>>2210346>>2210346It is a puppet.You just use your dick instead of hand.
>>2210392The show.Over and over and over again.
>>2210363we're tsundere for the fandom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBzRmWeC6Ds&t=58m38sTwilight Sparkle as Han Solo
>>2210363Because it's summer you idiot, what else do you want to talk about; the new fucking episodes?
>tfw not giving a fuck about this drama.
>>2210000>hating horse sex>2012
>>2210330Haven't seen a name for her, but she speaks in Winter Wrap up and Sonic Rainboom
>>2210341Shame-driven rage is the best kind of rage.
>>2210348Oh shit, you're going to issue a Papal Bull?
>>2210415>not knowing about the secret summer episodes
>>2210396Yandere would be far more apt.
>Birthday today>See package on doorstep>Grab the fuck out of it>Open>Drawing tablet>Vaguely remember expressing interest in a tabletWhat draw
>>2210416Yeah, time to be productive for me, thanks hoppip
>>2210418Give her the dick.
>>2210378The timing was perfect, though. Bronycon 2012 right around the corner, the documentary, Hasbro saying they like the bronies.It couldn't have come along at a better time.
>This whole fucking drama
>>2210426All the things.
>>2210426definitely not pone
>>2210303>that imageit's...beautiful
I'm Lyraquest anon, and Hoppip's Lyra is my favorite plushie in the fandom.Lyra still isn't my favorite pony.
>>2210426Lyra's reaction to her plush toy.
>>2210426Lyra with her pants off.
>>2210416Do you people hate fun? The brony rage is great.
>>2210457Seconding this, hard.
>>2210426Human impregnating Lyra
>>2210436YES!
>>2210453you don't look like an anon, you have a trip on.
>>2210426Bonbon putting her hoof in the Lyra toy
>>2210426lyra and a banana, you decide the rest
>>2210436I'm literally doing this right now. This whole thing just makes me so fucking giddy.First AB, now this. I picked a good time to check back in on this fandom.
>>2210446>>2210448No>>2210466>>2210457Incoming shitty scribblins
>/v/ thread 404'dfSENTENAL!!
>>2210426Bonbon wearing the Lyra plush on her head using her horn.
>>2210410>Even I get boarded.unf
anybody got a list of embarrassing shit that bronies have done? Working on a comic...
>>2210501And there like 2 people there interested in buying the doll.
>>2210503BonBon is a earth pone.
I'm laughing for real right now
>>2210503>Bonbon has a hornI love how no one cares who Bonbon is.
>>2210501Not video games.
>>2210510www.equestriadaily.com
>>2210503>bonbon>hornnigga what
>>2210504Remember. Ponies wear the saddle.
>>2210503MLPG, you are the cancer
>>2210503THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY, NIGGER?
>>2210536Pony pulls the kart.
>>2210436>one of the bronies interviewed for bronycon documentary has the lyra cockpuppet sitting on a desk behind them in the shot>nobody catches it until after the documentary airs on the Hubjust watch, it will happen
>>2210547HAHAHAHAHAA
>>2210503reported for cancer
>>2210436I don't know, I'd like for the fandom to not be utterly reviled as freaks.Though the reactions of everybody are hilarious.
>>2210553>>2210540>cancerThis isn't /b/, gentlemen.
>All this drama for a fuckdoll>mad everywhere>Autism and spaghetti being flinged all over tumblrThansk Hopopopopopop, this made the hiatus a little more bearableJust a little
>>2210555>I'd like for the fandom to not be utterly reviled as freaksBack.Back to the piss with you.
>>2210555
>>2210555Why would you not want the fandom to be utterly reviled as freaks?Do you publicly associate yourself with the fandom in real life? you must, otherwise you wouldn't care.
>>2210228What if Jalm still quested?
Rosehey rosepretty wings
>>2210581>not hiding your powerlevelIf you consider yourself a brony, you should be publicly humiliated.
>>2210582He is busy drawing monster pony.
>>2210555I'm ok with being reviled as a freak on the internet
>>2210555Then stop acting like freaks, faggot.
When did /mlp/ start referring to themselves as horsefuckers?
>>2210609They better not have. fucking bronys can't think up anything for themselves.
>>2210598>gorilla warfare.txt
>>2210589YOU NEVER SLEEP
>>2210609They steal everything we do; it was just a matter of time.I'm surprised they haven't started using their own markers, without even knowing what it's for.
>>2210581 I'm not stupid enough to think that would be a good idea.
>>2210618http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jO8xRn52Xl
>>2210620The fluffy pony threads use a forum based marker system
>>2210609oh noplease nonot again
>>2210631aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>2210609>We are the cancer>They still steal everything from usPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Still working on this thing.You know, I think my issue is that a sketch only takes 15-30 minutes but several days to finish by painting methods.
>>2210631ZOMG WHAT AN OUTRAGE! :<
>>2210609
>>2210620So will they be making their own sex dolls?
>>2210609I think the 4chan cup started it because one of the players (who has Nathan's face) was called Horsefucker
>>2210652fwuffy wike mawka!fwuffy make own mawka!
>>2210616>>2210620>>2210634>>2210646I see a lot of it lately.I mean, it can go one of two ways. They are not as bad as they were originally (because they hate bronies), or they are bronies that are using our terms.
>>2210659Give it about a week.
>>2210657Hey, that wasn't bronies, that was us
>>2210648Painting is harder in my opinion.
>>221064815-20 days? why is that so?
>>2210676It seems like /mlp/ is becoming more like MLPG than the /b/readsI guess were "winning" then, if you can call it that
>>2210676I think that there's a far greater chance that the latter version is true. All the things bronies steal from us? They turn everything into shit, and they themselves never change.
>>2210683we used to be bronies anon
>>2210659Just wait for the fluffy pony abuse fuck dolls with detachable hooves.
>see a Hoppip post with lodsa replies>"Oh sweet, what evolutions of the Hoppip plush drama did I miss today">ctrl f Hoppip>62 hits>spend the next 15 minutes losing my shit again and againHAHAHAHAH
>>2210702yeah, pre-ponychan daysnot when we had that thread
>>2210702Unfortunately so, given the current connotations of the word.
>>2210648that is an extremely creepy hoof on pinkie.
>>2210711It was a good thread>You are no longer a brony
>>2210718Wasn't there a time when the general refer themselves as /co/lt after that term was taken and mutilated?
>>2210702I used to be brony like youBut the I got hoppip's plush on my dick
>>2210609they call themselves ani/mlp/hukcers now
>>2210707God no...
>>2210536>Remember. Ponies wear the saddle.I don't get it. I know it's sexual, but it can't be as simple as a chick wearing a saddle, can it?
>>2210759Really? That's probably the worst of the lot.
>>2210747I don't remember that term ever being taken and mutilated. We just can't use it now because we're not on /co/ anymore.
>>2210759that is why too much effort
>>2210759That's fucking shit
>>2210755I just realizedFucking that plush would mean putting your dick on something Hoppip has personally handled.
This thread is just bonkers.
>>2210740How would you shape it? I used to do the macaroni ones, then tubes and settled on something that looked good (to me) at the moment.I am aware that my 2D tricks with lineart may not transfer to this kind of rendering though.
>>2210759well, what do you know! they finally found a way to encorporate /mlp/ into a wordfit's okay, but it's way too long.
>>2210747That never caught on because by then we realized calling ourselves any term was retarded
>>2210616>>2210620You know, I haven't seen flutterrape outside the boat in quite some time. It seems they've forgotten about it.Can...can we have that back? Please?
>>2210805no, it's been soiled.
>>2210792If Hoppip had her vulva modeled into a fleshlight and stuck in that Lyra would you pay good money for it?I know I would.
>>2210768Loosely goes hand to hand with bondage.>>2210783Brony was the term I refer being mutilated. /Co/lt was a good term but sadly, you are right that we are not in the board /co/ anymore.
>>2210797The curved indent goes way too deep. It looks deformed.
>>2210820Hoppip can't get a mod of what he doesn't have
>>2210502>Implying a ponyfag isn't bronyTime to teach the CORRECT nomenclature.Brony=any fan outside the target demographicPonyfag=a brony who posts regularly on 4chan.Horsefucker=Basically same thing as a ponyfag/b/read= Our own little /b/ thread.Horse Drinker=StrelnikovToo many people here think they are superior to anybody. We aren't. In fact, at times, we are the worst.>Signed>Someone whose been here since the beginning.(back in /co/)Dat post... man. Jesus.
>>2210820I would start selling things to be able to afford that.
>>2210805delicious flutterrape
>>2210740Hoof is fine, but looks like there's something wrong with the left front leg. Like the shoulder is way too high.
>>2210805Just go to the Flutterstalker forum or the IRC
>>2210837PFFFFFHAAFHAHFAHAHHAHAHAHAH OH GOD
>>2210817Didn't stop people here from going back to Coke Pony or reusing the Octopony.
>>2210805We were doing something like this yesterday. Fluttershy knocked out the pipes under your shower and set up a bathtub there.
>>2210839Are we in love with hoppip now?
>>2210826oh yeah sorry, yeah we stopped using brony once it became popular, we we're split on using it in the first place.the whole idea of using a title to identify yourself as someone who enjoys a particular cartoon didn't sit right with a lot of us. as it still shouldn't.
>>2210862We weren't before? Huh. Maybe just me.
>>2210862>we will never have a giant orgy with all the women in MLPG
if you want to help could you reblog this one insteadhttp://hoppiphoppip.tumblr.com/post/23896069167/this-is-also-the-very-first-mlp-plushie-tocheers
>>2210862that guy obviously is
>>2210820I'm not too far from hoppip...why waste money on a plush when i can spend it on travelling to her and getting the real fucking deal?
>>2210879Anyone got that drawfag home invasion rape greentext? That shit was hilariously sexy.
>>2210862I like hoppip before this event happen with all the crazy thing she done here the general.
>>2210857I rarely see any discussion about coke pony or octopony.
>>2210879>giant orgy>giantSounds about right considering Jessy's...size
>>2210880I would be wary of spreading this too much at the risk of getting a $9,0001 joke bid
>>2210890You're in for a lot of disappointment
>>2210890This is all sorts of creepyunf
>>2210882I don't love her, I just want to fuck her pussy.
>>2210916she may be fat, but she's worth the weight. it's her cute face that tips the scales.
>>2210918She is going to use her pokemon power on you.
>>2210916nobody invite ross
>>2210890It's odd, Kierz, Peanus, Reu, Noot, Terse, and Hoppip all leave within a stone's throw of one another relatively speaking.
>>2210950because england is fucking small. everyone lives within a stones throw of each other.
Hello all my pony friends! How are the friends-Manli-How are the horsefucking levels today?
>>2210927He doesn't have a cat, Anon.
>>2210934She's more on the chubby side than really fat, from what I've seen. But she's taken anyway so it doesn't matter.
>>2210934>worth the weight>tips the scales
>>2210950TAW doesn't live far off either
>>2210960You can't throw a stone without hitting a pony there
>>2210934And apparently tips her off the side of the boat
>>2210960>relatively speaking
>>2210961roogna u gay
>>2210961Max level.
>>2210890>getting the real fucking deal from herYou ARE going for the plushie, yes?
>>2210950You're right man. I could go on a 6 hour road trip and round up all of them.Then we'd fuckno homo
>>2210934You getting to fuck Jessy? Fat chance.
hah, it seems like this shit has increased the quality of /mlp/ posting. There are 3 (!) mane 6 image dump threads on the front page. Normally you're lucky to find one.
>>2210880Congratulations. This is the most hilarious thing i have seen in a while. This drama is hilarious.Kinda funny that THIS is the straw that breaks the camels back so to speak considering all the weird fetishist porn i've already seen of ponies. Glorious. Bask in your victory.
>>2210982>>2210982that's what i figured you guys would say
>>2211000>image dumps are quality threadsbut that's wrong
>>2210988Yeah. After I've helped her sew up the weird hole at the back thoughSilly Hoppip, leaving a hole like that. That's just poor craftsman ship!
Where is Leth? We definitely need a journal log for today.
>Posts in thread: 893 (29.38%) last 10 mins: 56 (25.34%)so slow
Jessy is fat?Someone post pics
Man, all this talk about Jessy is getting my hot and heavy. I can see why she gets such mass appeal.
>>2210797i was never a fan of realistic hooves on cartoon ponies especially when they are colored the same way as the furcoat/skin. i am not sure where that huge dent comes from.but if you like how it looks i am not gonna stand in your way.
Are we really better than the people we hate so much? This whole fandom is just a vicious circle.
>>2211014But they're better than "what drugs do you like?" or "hello hello hello hello good night good night good night good night good night good night good night good night good night good night good night good night good night" /b/read
>>2211030I think she's got some heavy charm.
what is jessys tumblr? i havnt heard of her in a while
>>2211035Yes, yes we are, and don't you ever fucking forget it.
>>2211033The guy that runs askstalkerloo went down that routeIt's an abomination
>>2211044Problem with those image thread usually comes with a duplicate image system in this image board though.
>>2211028Jessy's not really fat, just chubby with a cute face. She is the human version of Mrs Cake
>>2211044Hi! I'm here ♥ How was your day?
>>2211035At least we know we're being creepy.
>>2211035Visit a Fluffy pony threadThen ask again.
>tfw Peanus tumblr has nothing on it except for Hoppip reblogGet your shit together Peanus
>>2211035Of course we're better. I mean, we're over here, and they're over there.
Done
>>2211044well, alright. point taken.
>>2211035this was done as a joke, What other people do, they do it seriously.
>>2211052You won't hear from her that much. She's got a large base of brony fans that are always giving her heavy praise.
>>2211080What kind of reaction is that?
>>2211080It's shit
>>2211080It's... going to take time. Don't give up, though.
>>2211086>Joke.Hoppip wants bronybux
>>2211080thats actually cutebut yeah, it's terrible.
>>2211080Saved, faved, upgoated and reblobed
>>2211089What kind of post is that?
>>2211071So she isn't fat?Then why faggots keep telling she is? reverse engineering?
>>2211088I wonder how many drawfags would dump this place in an instant if they could be that popular?
>>2211078He wants to fuck
>>2211117
Sick quints broBut check my le doubles
>that feel when you've been staring at an empty document for hoursI hate how easy it is to kill my mood, I really do
>>2211065Yeah, but on the other hand are really useful for art and screenshots
>>2211118She is fat, I think that anon is just thick-headed.
>>2211121I would.
>>2211111hopipi will sell 5 of those things then retire to the Bahamas never to be heard from again
>>2211121Plenty of them did. MS, JJ are the only two that come to mind immediately.
>>2211121>dumping MLPG for a horde of braindead retards on tumblrDoesnt sound like a good trade to me.
>>2211111QUINTS CONFIRM HOPPIPS GOOD INTENTIONS
>>2211052http://thesassyjessy.tumblr.com/
>>2211147JJ never use 4chan.
>>2211147>JJu wot m8
>>2211118Everyone is just bitter about the fact she doesn't come here anymore.
>>2211140
>>2211118no, it comes from peoples differing opinions on what 'fat' is.some people thing 'fat' means morbidly obese for some reason.just judge for your fucking self.
>>2211121It doesn't sound worth it
>>2211033No, a good point. And I like to keep a mental library of different style tics for a given moment.
>>2211147>JJ>from /co/NoHe looks like a fat Stanley Woo
>>>2211098>filenameI'm well aware>>2211101I didn't plan on it
>>2211148It is if you take commissions.
>>2211155>Eurobeat Guy asked if I could make an OC based on him. This was the result.Eurobeat what the fuck is this. Who the fuck have you become
>>2211174>He looks like a fat Stanley Woolel
>>2211180Eh...every tripfag here has an OC
>>2211140But seriously, though. Don't you want to ponce her from behind and hold her chubby but firm body? Carrot Cake is one lucky pony.
>>2211180>that feel when you will never get jessy to draw your OC
>>2211180Speaking of Eurobeat, when was the last time he popped in?Haven't seen him in forever
>>2211180>people being friendlyDespicable!
>>2211171>>2211171Hear my word - I really hope you won't be doing realistic hooves. That hollow part just creeps me out and kills the boner.Please don't go on the creepy side, man.
>>2211192Apart from Terse, because he dipped his.
>>2211180just think of it as an identity, a face to go with the name
>>2211164but she was an very mediocre drawfag and attention whorenobody would be too sad except for ponely virgins for whom she was the closest thing to female contact they ever had outside of watching mlp...
>>2210890uhjust because you live near me doesn't mean you get free sexentitled cis scum
>>2211121...you mean drawing popular bronies stuff and getting egocrashing amounts of attention?I was there. It was when I made asklyralyra tumblr out of nowhere bronies everywhere even though my stuff was shit. I got bored with that anyway.
>>2211111Who cares, even better if they make a buck off of it. Makes it even more hilarious. this definitely made staying in mlpg for the summer better.I just wonder how much it'll sell for.
>>2211166That's chubby, not fatBy American standards that is in fact even anorexia
>>2211204>>2211208>not shunning avatar OCsWhat the fuck /co/you used to be cool
>>2211209>very mediocre drawfagYeah, just like most of the ones we're left with.
>>2211171What programme are you using? That pseudo oil paint looks the nuts.
>>2211203He drop by 2 days ago showing his preview of this new music.
>>2211211>implying consent
>>2211211Silly Hoppip, everyone knows it won't be freeThat's how prostitutes work, you know.
>>2211166> this> fat
>>2211211He wasn't planning on asking
>>2211211Pic related: my shit
>>2211225I would say she's just over the radius of chubby.
>>2211209>mediocre artistYeah, but a mediocre artist already sticks out in this fandom
>>2211211>cisI guffawed. Good show, chap.
>>2211247you sound fat.
I prefer the chaos of the hivemind, it's the only place where I get useful crit sometimes, other than /ic/It sure as hell isn't dA. I don't know who made the critique feature, but uh... I've gotten maybe exactly 2 useful reviews.
>>2211255>>2211211Check your privilege, cissy
>>2211196>Don't you want to ponce her from behind and hold her chubby but firm body?Maybe. Maybe there are other things I want instead.
>>2211259It's kinda hard to see without seeing the rest of her body, to be fair
>>2211279>Going to DA for critiqueI shiggy diggy do ba da be do
>>2211279>/ic/>useful criticismLEL
>>2211262>chapYou call English girls "love".
>>2211246HEY-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2210837Wrong.
>>2211295Yes we do. British women call men love too.
>>2211287I know what you mean.I want to help her bake some pasties and taste test them together. I am sure she is BOMBING when it comes to baking.
>>2211294You would be supraised.As long as you can filter out assholes. You can learn a lot.
>>2211232Plenty of long term regulars have had those for ages. Most are just good enough not to post them unbidden
>>2211295>implying Hoppip's a girl
>>2211295>that's the joke
What does Goggles look like? I heard she's chubby too
progresssssss
>>2211232What's it like living 8 months in the past?we lost the fight to keep avatar OC's out. not enough people cared.
>>2211342We've seen pics of her, just not her face
>>2211344those eyes look really nice
>>2211317Every girl always called me darling, love and babeWas very emasculating in Sixth FormI loved the attention
>>2211321That's not quite what I meant.
>>2211362hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>2211364You guys are idiots
>>2211362It's berry good
>>2211362Why is AB vomiting strawberries?
>>2211362Rhubarb has such a pretty colour scheme.I like it so far>tfw Sleaze lyrics spoil the entire track
>>2211391Because strawberries r 4 gaylordsId rather eat apples
>>2211206That is an oddly specific turn off. I can imagine you're not a big fan of Chrysalis.
How was your guy's weekends? I got to spend my Sunday getting beer spilled on my body and surrounded by stoners at a dubstep concert and get my eardrums nearly destroyed because Skrillex was the finale I give the concert an 8.7 out of 10
>>2211391>*hork!*>"D-did I get muh Cutie Mark yet...??"
>>2211379What's with the one piece?Are you too heavy for her to hold up on her own?
>>2211406I've been sick all weekend, thanks for asking.
>>2211406SKRILLEX YOU SAY?http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kmk2EnwRbDEDROPDABASS
>>2211379Are you sure?Don't you want to help finish up the baking quota and get ready for the bake sell off? Both you and Cup Cake would use the money to make more bake good.After a long hard day, you both go to bed together and cuddle, with the the smell of cake in the air.
>>2211406I masturbated to cartoon horses.Between that and Skrillex, I think I came out on top.
>>2211403Not that guy, but I like chrysalis but I hate realistic hooves on these ponies. It just looks extremely out of place.
>>2211422Brone pls go
>>2211406>>>/soc/>>/b/read
>>2211425Please anonymous, she's a married woman.
>>2211391Regurgative digestion? She appears to be feeding Scootaloo.
>>2211425>thin Mrs CakeBoner.
>>2211400I KNOW. The fucking FX on the vocals killed it.until they kick us out>>2211422HAHAHAHAHAHA
PREPARE YOUR NEW EQUINES
>>2211457sext
>>2211425>thin cakeGet that fetish shit out of here
>>2211455You could be her Carrot Cake tonight.
>>2211422http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH8hTZ9Y4-4WUB WUB WUBWU-Wait a minute.
>>2211464HOPPIP CAN'T MAKE THE NEW HORSE, SHE IS NO LONGER A BRONY!
>>2211417Nope, she just wants me to be able to squirm around inside her with having to worry about falling out. It's also so she can go to the beach without having to let me go. Can't have anyone seeing seeing the 'mouth' that her tendrils come out of.
>>2211479I'D DO IT BUT I'M JUST A LOWLY ANON
>>2211476I don't think that will sit well with my morals.
>>2211455Mr. Cake is there too.
>>2211437>he didn't check the link
>>2211425>"O-oh, where did you find that photo, Carrot?">"Just lookin' through an album or two, sugardrop.">"...I haven't looked that nice since before we were married...">"You still look good to me, sweetheart."
>>2211477This guy plays the guitar like a champ
>>2211516>feels
>>2211550>>2211550>>2211550>>2211550>>2211550
>>2211487You'd think the distended bulge would kinda give her away in public.
>>2211627She's obviously pregnant again.
>>2211793>being inside Cup while Carrot fucks her
>>2211815Would you try and avoid his penis, suck it, or lines your ass up so that he is fucking you while fucking his wife?
>>2211883I...Uh...The second one.
>>2211962So you would just plant your mouth over the inside of her hole and let him throatfuck you until he blew his thick load in your mouth? Or maybe you would grab his shaft with both hands, Mrs. Cake chose her husband well when it was as far in as it would go and then tease it with licks, kisses, and nips until he covered your face with his cake batter instead?
>>2212085I think I'd like to let him go it alone for a little while, unassuming (after a fashion, anyway), then wait until he's all the way in and grab hold. I'd massage his length as he slid in and out, and then slowly work my mouth over the tip. I'd make sure he was just about ready, then move my hands and take as much of him as I could before he flared.
>>2212402Once he filled your belly with his cum would you curl up inside Mrs. Cake and drift off to sleep while she holds you with her tendrils, or would you let her eject you and then curl snuggle with both of them? Maybe you aren't done yet?
>>2212536>Not done yetBut what could I do? I'm not really in the position to impose. Besides, being bundled up in her nice warm body, full of Carrot's cum, I don't think I'd like anything more than to take a nice long nap.
>>2212536Once I'm sleeping, wouldn't Mrs Cake want some of the semen? Maybe she'd slip a sucking tendril down my throat to get some...
>>2212660Ooh, I like that idea
>>2212660As much as I live this tendrils stuff I have almost no idea how to write it. I ask questions to try and get you guys to use your imagination because mine isn't coming up with much.So you'd be curled up inside her, enjoying the warmth of her walls and tendrils on the outside and enjoying the warmth her husband left inside of you, when one errant tendril pokes you in the face? Would she tell you what it was for or would she try and jam it in? However it happens, I'm sure you would do your best to make it a pleasurable experience for her.
>>2212840Whatever the case, one thing's for sure:If she couldn't get it down one way, she'd find another.
>>2212868Are you saying she would anally invade, suck you off with one of her tendrils, or both? Maybe she'd suck it out of you somehow, then punish you for trying to steal it by ejecting you and making you fuck her? Maybe she'd even let you back in afterwards if you were polite.
>>2212840Even if she told you, I'm sure her voice would be muffled by her body, as well as your tired, half-waking state. Would that really be a problem though? Were I presented with something nice and long while still swaddled in her tendrils, I would never think of denying it entrance. Sure, it would be a little surprising to have her slick probe suddenly push itself deeper, even more so when it went all the way down and start pumping all that delicious semen out...I'd be sad to have Carrot's warmth leave me, but if that's what she really wants, it's ok. Just so long as she leaves it inside afterward.
>>2212923I was thinking anal.But then again, she could just stick a tendril down another one of your holes if she doesn't care about getting Carrot's semen specifically. Why would she have to suck you off?
>>2212947You only want that one tendril inside of you? You wouldn't pull it out just long enough to ask her to fill you just as much as you are filling her?
>>2212982Don't get me wrong. I'd like nothing more than her to slide as many of her slick tendrils into me as she could. Mouth, ass, urethra, everything. More than one in each, if she could. I just don't want to upset her into doing something like >>2212923. I'd do anything for her if she'd agree to have a half dozen tendrils sliding along each other inside my holes, I'd absolutely love it.
>>2212981You're a wee bit smaller than her husband, but if you want her to sound you she won't say no. She's glad you are open enough to experimentation to forgo a blowjob from a tendril and is more than willing to help you stretch until your urethra is wide enough to take one of her tendrils.
>>2213074Anything thing at all? She does love the feeling of having someone curled up inside her, but the only one she could ever ask before was her husband and he needed to be outside to help her fill orders. If you were willing to stay inside her while she went about her daily business she'd fill as many of your holes with as many of her tendrils as you could stand. It might not be too many at first, but the longer you two help each other the more she could fit.
>>2213152And I get to spend more time within her? Oh, anon, that sounds like a dream come true. If she liked it this much, all she had to do was ask.I'd be more than happy to ride along inside her while she's running the bakery. I'd even try to stifle any... Uh... 'Noises' I might be inclined to make, if that makes her happy.
>>2213209She's nice and soundproofed so even if you could make any noise around all the tendrils she has in your mouth a pony would have to have it's head right up against you to hear you. This isn't to say she doesn't open herself up enough for you to hear whenever a pony mistakenly compliments her on her new pregnancy or at night when you, her, and her husband get to fooling around. Nighttime is also the only time she remove her tendrils from your throat, unless you'd rather use a different hole to help her husband this time?
>>2213321He could use any hole he wanted now, I don't care anymore. With Mrs. Cake running herself through every part of me I'll be satisfied. I'd like to feel my lips wrapped around the base of his member, but if he wanted to use my butt he could. I wouldn't mind. I just want to feel him fill me up with his erect cock, and blow his load inside. I only hope I'd be tight enough for him after a while. We'd have to be careful not to ruin his favorite holes for him.Unless...
>>2213466Unless what? If you ever got too loose Mrs. Cake could just snake a tendril of appropriate tightness through you until it reached whatever hole Mr. Cake wanted.
>>2213466I'm sure Mr. Cake would alternate holes for just that reason.And, of course, with Mr.s Cake working your urethra all day every day, it should only take a month or two until he has 3 to choose from.
>>2213512>>2213675Oh, wow, she thinks of everything, doesn't she? Even if it got really bad, she could just 'line' me with nice, thick tendrils, and let him have it that way, while I do my best to squeeze around them.That's a weight off my shoulders. Really, it is.What I meant, though, is...Well...There's still one place that wouldn't be too wide, but then it might not be wide enough, even after the work she put in. That's stupid though. It's just a pipe dream, and I don't know if it would be safe even if we could.
It does mean that Mrs Cake would have to limit how many tendrils she sticks in you, to avoid stretching you out too much. I know you'd be disappointed about that, but I'm sure you can take the hit for Mr. Cake's pleasure, right?
>>2213685Well, your nostrils will take quite a bit longer.But once they're ready, well, that could be pretty nice for Mr. Cake. Nice and tight and all.of course she'd have to break your skull and re-set it in a position that would give an acceptably deep hole, but with her juices by now coursing through every last corner of your body, would you feel it?
>>2213675>>2213685So you want him to fuck your dick? Well why didn't you say so! You live in her now and would be hard pressed to creep her out. All she needs to know is long you want to keep her husband's seed inside your balls and if you want to get outside before delivering it the old fashioned way, or stay inside and let her use her tendrils to get it out of you.
>>2213750M-my nose?But I...She wouldn't...I didn't mean that at all...>>2213781Oh gosh, really? I couldn't thank them enough. I'd get the tip right up against her hole, and try to keep still until he got inside, then we could get a nice rhythm going. I could even use my hands on mine while he was inside if he wanted.And I know she'll want it back, but if she didn't mind, I'd like to keep a tight, bulging sack full of Carrot's pony cum for as long as I can.I'd even agree to the nose thing if she let me keep it just this once...
>>2213974Well the longer you keep it, the more fun it will be when you finally release it. She might take the problem into her own hooves if your sack got to big that it became hard for her to move you around, but that would take a while. And why only the tip of her hole? Why not go balls deep in her before Mr. Cake goes balls deep in both of you? You never did say how you were going to give her back her husbands seed.
>>2214197Well I kinda wanted to surprise him one night, having myself just under the surface. It'd be a little obvious if I was hanging outside, and then he wouldn't get to have her too. I don't want to be too selfish.As for giving it back, that would be up to her. If she let me save Mr. Cake's cum up long enough, I don't know if I'd be able to even go through the motions for a more 'vanilla' return... But that does sound like a lot of fun.We should wait until they're nice and big, pendulous and heavy, then let me out let me show her how much I appreciate her.I wonder... Would she take it all up right away, or if it would there be so much that it would be all warm and stick when I got back inside?
What if Mr. Cake wanted something really different for his birthday?How would you accommodate him?
>>2214341She'd like a nice vanilla return. She'd lie on her back and the two of you could kiss or just nuzzle while you slowly fuck her, your heavy nuts pinning her tail to the bed. Mr. Cake knows how happy you make his wife and would be willing to let you do this with her, but if you don't mind his presence he'd ask to use on of your free holes while you fucked his wife. Once the two or three of you finished she'd be so full that you'd have to wait outside unless you wanted back in right away. If you wanted back in immediately then she'd open up and let you crawl into a warm and gooey bath. She'd even give you a tendril to breath through so you could submerge yourself all the way.>>2214494You mean he wants to switch places with you? See what it's like to be you for a few days?
>>2214494Gosh, I don't know. We're skirting the edges of the impossible on a regular basis, I don't know how much 'different' it could get.
>>2214494>>2214532Now that I think about it, that might not be different enough for him. Maybe he wants to shut down the bakery for a few days and crawl inside her with you?
>>2214532I'd love to let him have me while I had her, it's only fair not to mention how good it would feel. Either end is just fine. He could sandwich me between them, or let me swallow his girth while she laps at his sack.And I'd love to sink into her depths while she's still full with our seed. Feeling her husband's sticky jizz all around me while she filled me with tentacles would be magical.>>2214595Maybe we can start the process over again a few days before his birthday. If he wants 'different', let's make it different.
>>2214690So you'd let her spend a few days tightening you up and letting you out some you could exorcize? I guess the way you would want to do it is unloading all his cum into her the night before his birthday, and the moment the clock struck 12 he would climb in instead of you. Once he's in you'd rest your head on her belly and do you best to listen for his moans, squeals, gasps, and other noises and she started stretching him. The next morning she'd let you decide if you wanted to fuck her and only her, or let her husband help out. If you wanted help from her husband you could use his mouth, ass, or urethrae. She sounds him often enough for you to fit, remember?
>>2214808>exorcizeHaha woops.
>>2214808Exactly. I'd want him to have a nice, thick bath when it was his turn, still piping hot from the source.But here's another idea; how's about I save it? He can climb in her, and enjoy himself, and I'll keep nursing his semen for the night. Then come morning, he can have it back, right where it came out. I'd get her to line him up just right, then press into her ever so slightly. I'd tease the tip of his urethra with my head, sliding it in circles around the opening, then slowly slide the tip into him. I'd work him like that for a little while, just barely penetrating him while Mrs. Cake's walls squeezed my length, then suddenly push deeper until I was all the way inside him, and start fucking his cock proper. Right before I climaxed, I'd slam forward, grabbing Mrs. Cake's thick thighs and pressing her up against me while I shot load after load into him, ballooning his sack out as wide as it would go.And if he hadn't has his fun by the time it was over, maybe I'd get him to slide it out through her and finish him with my mouth.
>>2215140That's why she likes you. You're creative, much more than her husband is.When you finally came he would be so surprised that you would have no trouble hearing him cry out. If you tried to ask him if he was up for more Mrs. Cake would remind you that his birthday wish was to trade places with you. For the next few days you are her husband and he is is a beloved toy that belongs to both of you. You can do whatever you want so long as she gets both your semen in the end. If you want to try and blow him while eating her out she has no objections whatsoever.
>>2215282>For the next few days you are her husband and he is is a beloved toy that belongs to both of you.Oh, my heart...In that case, that's exactly what I'd do. I'd get him to slide himself inside the length of her marehood, and bury my face between her flanks, lapping and nibbling at her folds, making sure she's nice and excited before getting him to slide back and forth inside her. Every time he oked out, I'd give it a little lick, hopefully coaxing him out further. When he does, start giving him head, and lick at his opening with the tip of my tongue. Hopefully he'd get the idea, and I'd take as much of him as we could both manage, sliding my tongue in and out of him while I sucked his mottled cock. If it wasn't an issue, I'd love to pop off right as he climaxed, and lay back as the enormous load covered every inch of me.But then Mrs. Cake would have a difficult time getting it for herself. Maybe it's better if I go ahead and take the load. If he can push out far enough I could even turn around and let him fuck my ass from inside her, then she can snake one of her tendrils out and pump all of it back into her. Looks like he might get that cum-bath after all.
>>2215468She'd giggle and tell you that if you wanted to be covered by her husbands seed that much she could lick it off you once he was finished, but she likes your second idea better. In a conspiratorial whisper she'd tell you that she has some experience with double-ended dildos and that her husband's cock would work well as one.If you let her take the lead she would make a show of coaxing her husband's member out of her vagina, then push you onto your back. Using a few tendrils she'd help you get into a scissoring position and pull you onto they fleshy toy poking from her folds. Her husband would be more than ready to blow his load by this time, but the two of you want your fun so she'd wrap a tendril tight 'round his base and not let him until the two of your were too tired to move. As you fell asleep you would feel his penis replaced by her tendril to gather the white ambrosia.The next morning she'd tell you that she tried some positions with her husband after you fell asleep. If you're game she may be able to use her new toy to mount you.
How many people are here right now?
>>2215867Well I'm still here, of course. Dunno if anyone else is lurking about.
>>2215928I could have sworn there were people watching us earlier, plus there was the third guy. Maybe they finished or we go too weird for them.
>>2216005Maybe.>>2215842Oh wow, that's... That's unexpected. I'd love to try it. Once they were ready, I could feel inside her and tease Carrot's colthood until it started to rise from her, then lick its length till they were at full attention. I'd try to be in character, putting my head to the ground, and lifting my rump into the air, presenting to her. It would be wonderful, feeling her hooves on top of me, her weight pressing down as she inched forward, her husband's throbbing cock rubbing against me, before she leaned in, shoving his entire length into me. I'm sure it would start gentle, but I certainly wouldn't want it to stay that way.By the end I want her thigh slapping against my legs as they fuck me as rough as they can. I want to feel their excitement. Their lust.
>>2216181She'd be surprised and more than a little aroused by how you threw yourself into that role and right before mounting you she would ask if you had been taking notes while you were inside her. At first she'd keep as much of her weight off of you as she could, but as the two of you get into she'd press down until you told her to stop. She'd quickly get into character once she was settled; going from a demure mare to a randy stallion on top of you. She would snort and grip you tight with her forehooves while you moaned and rocked underneath her. The savageness of her assault would soon bring you to a screaming orgasm which would only make her thrust even harder. Mr. Cake's dick would throb as your sphincter clenched it, but a tendril would wrap tight around it and Mrs. Cake would continue to ride you, enjoying her role-swap just as much as the two of you enjoyed yours. Her stallionesque rut would eventually stop with a feminine gasp as whatever fantasy she has in her head finally brings her to orgasm. The tendril would relax and your bowels would fill with hot seed. She would lie on your back, nuzzling your cheek and whispering into your ear the same things that her husband would whisper to her after sex. She would not bother collecting the spilled seed or retracting her husbands genitals, instead falling asleep on top of you like a warm, sweet-smelling blanket.
