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HOW FRESH IS THIS HORSE?
>>2188425I missed you, man
>>2188388>you get pink eye
kucyk nić ić!
Reposting this in case you missed it in the old thread:>>2188352>Fans of the fandom.>>2188382But it would give us all something to look forward to. To get together and do. I'd be willing to go through the series again. But I've been putting it off. And then after a month or two and we've gone through the whole series, we can decide on other things to watch weekly.Um, if we like advertised maybe we could make it? Make a big deal of it? I see the Synchtubes being populated with pony shit all the time.
>ross
>>2188425>that picture How horrifying.
>>2188425>season 6 mlpfim.png
>>2188425>cg ponies
>>2188425>Bug eyed Insect pones >>2188447>Plot = assDo people even remember where that joke originally came from?
>>2188469It's actually very close to the original joke
>>2188449prosze pojdz
We had some Fluttershy >feels last thread, so how about some Pinkie >feels this one?
>>2188469/a/
Would you turn into a wolf and let her ride you?
>>2188469no one cares /a/
>>2188469/a/ and it's actually pretty close to the joke
>>2188469>not watching Qwazer for the plot
>>2188469Yes.Its still not funny.
Delivering a request from last thread>>2187452>>2187358>>2187250OK, Filly Applejack eating a snowcone. Do you think it's her favourite flavour?
>>2188469Because images of asses from various shows, not only ponae, captioned "I watch it for the plot".
>>2188475;_;
>Not watching Peaches >rape Blast Corps>2011http://speeddemosarchive.com/
>>2188476I don't want to >feel to day
>>2188504Now that's what I call a great answer
>>2188482Only original Midna
>>2188501Thats not apple flavor.
>>2188474>>2188480>>2188486>>2188490>>2188496>>2188499It's not from /a/.Go back to /b/read, you are not welcome in MLPG.
>>2188482No.She was associated with the worst Zelda.
>>2188515THE IMAGES CAME OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE!
>>2188446i miss you too crazy anon woman
>>2188508Fuck you, you will >feel the >feels and you will like them.
>>2188501>shippingOkay.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>2188506you can stay>gwałt
>>2188524Playing that game just felt like nothing to me.
>>2188522
>>2188529What do they >feel like
>>2188528DO NOT EVER POST THAT PIC AGAIN!
>tfw saved pages and pages of steam conversations>tfw I'm pained by deleting themwhy didn't I ever notice that I am become the sentinal
>>2188534>gwint
>>2188482>you will never bounce Minda in your lapwhy do you make me think these things
>>2188501>ApplejackObviously it's orange.
>>2188519>>2188530No, it's just a multicoloured snow cone. They exist, I looked up references and stuff. sorry, I had to tease you a little
>>2188536Because you're not a kid anymore.
>>2188547I didn't know autism was contagious. Are we safe?
I take it you all watched Super Best Friends Forever?
>>2188482Oh shit this is well done. This is an unrelated question but did peanus ever finish that weird inky pie request? I was curious about how it would come out.
Hello /co/. Has your friend been arrested yet?
>>2188476
>>2188357>You would never find Fluttershy at your bedside after you got home from work>You would never get tired that this was the sixth time she done it>You would never decide its time for revenge>Fluttershy would never be surprise when she found herself wrap around your arm as you doze to sleep from work earlier>She would never be confuse as to what to do>She would never just give up and snuggle close to you>You would never have this most relaxful snooze in a long, long time
>>2188522>I am a master of the memes look upon me and grow green with envy
>>2188543They feel >feely and sweet like Pinkie.
>>2188563No, because no Powergirl
>>2188568No idea.
>>2188476>invite Pinkie Pie over to watch a movie>it's a Lars Von Trier film>comfort and cuddle Pinkamena throughout the night>do it again next week>Pinkamena becomes addicted to your comforting
>>2188534Why would somebody be so violent?
>>2188568AB? He's dead.
>>2188569NO, WE NEED NEW >feels, FRESH >feels.
>>2188476I could repost one done forever and a day ago. It never got capped to my knowledge and it's 3 posts. Should I even bother?
>>2188563I watched one ep. I have no interest in a show ith two pinkies.
Pinkus Pie was tripfagging on /v/ again today.
>>2188568No he hasn't, and sorry armourbro but it's not a good topic, we're trying to not talk about it
>>2188598>AB deadAh now that would be good if true.
>>2188599>Fresh feelsWell gimme some ideas nigga
>>2188610i love seeing the pervs trying to defend child porn
>>2188608Yeah and RainboomCrash is back on /mlp/ with his trip.Haven't the mods banned his trip?
>bronies
>>2188600Go ahead.But we still need new ones.
>>2188580I'm not sure I like those feels.
>>2188568we don't know, he pretty much disappeared
>>2188618FUCKI can't think of anything. Give me a bit.
>>2188617Let me dream, anon.
>>2188621Is RBC a girl?
>>2188536About the time I aquired the Master Sword, which came out of nowhere and wasn't even mentioned up to that point, I was burnt out on that game.Then Ganondorf killed what could have been a cool villain.The story itself was too heavy handed and incoherent to be fulfilling.
>>2188619It really makes me laugh but we're having quiet generals today, let's not shit it up
Are we wins enough?
>>2188640But dreams can come true...
>>2188641I remember him saying he was a 16 year old girl once then he said he was male.
>>2188641>RBC>a girlYeah, no.
>>2188641It would definitely explain a lot.
>>2188568>>2188598>>2188610No. Ponies. Rarity is a slut.
>>2188648I dunno. More wins perhaps?
>>2188633Don't you like to feel her squishy body over yours while cuddling after a big ass party? Feel her candy smell? Rub her belly until she falls asleep?
>>2188608>Pinkus Pie was tripfagging on /v/ again today.Speaking of /v/. Notice those "Complaining about Feminism" threads? Yeah, well I've tried saging and reporting them. I've tried asking them nicely to post them to a relevant board. I decided to just post ponies in those threads. That really, really pisses them off. It's delicious to see them get so upset. They hate the show, and hate the fans. I think Ponies might be the new Dubs to drown out off topic shit.
RBC true legend nevar 4get
DORKS
>>2188648oh goddamn look at that ass and those legs
>>2188632Alright, well, reposting to hopefully get some creative juices flowing.[1/3]>It's a fresh morning in your home when there's a rapid knocking on the door.>To your surprise it's Mrs. Cake. She explains that Pinkie is feeling under the weather and that, according to her, you were to be her replacement for any festivities hosted today.>This is news to you, but you go along with it. You didn't have anything planned for today and it might be fun.>The day proves to be packed with parties. A birthday party for a group of foals, an anniversary for an older couple, a few singing telegrams, the list just goes on. >It doesn't help that you have to figure out how to work Pinkie's various party contraptions. Aside from their designs, they were made for ponies not humans.>Being a human is another bump in the road. While the citizens of Ponyville are welcoming, they have a tendency to stare. Especially when you're singing and dancing in a clown suit.>But the last party on the list gets checked off, the supplies are loaded up and you return the gear to Sugarcube Corner. When you arrived there was a note instructing you to leave it in the back. Strange, you thought they were open at this hour.>Nevertheless you're too tired to care. So you leave the equipment behind the store and head home for the day.>You open the door and flip the lights on only to be welcomed by a loud "BANG!" You drop to the floor wonder what the hell is going on when a solitary, high pitched voice rings out "Surprise!"
>>2188688>post pony and get dubsGenius.
>>2188688>I think Ponies might be the new Dubs to drown out off topic shit.Welcome to february 2011
>>2188688>going to /v/
>>2188688>spamming threads you hateI am disappointed MLPG, i thought you were better than that.especially with our experiences in /co/just report off topic threads and carry on doing stuff you enjoy.
>>2188695[2/3]>It's Pinkie. The inside of your house is covered in streamers and confetti now floats through the air as Pinkie bounces over to you, wearing a party hat.>"Hey there Anon! I wanted to thank you for covering for me today, so I set up a nice little party just for the two of us!">You look around and, sure enough, there's nobody else here. "Well that's great Pinkie but....hey weren't you supposed to be sick today or something?">"Pffft, no silly. I was feeling "under the weather", it means there was a nice clouded spot out in the fields that was PERFECT for having a picnic on!">You feel like you should be angry, but you're too tired. You just walk over to your streamer covered couch and flop down face first on the cushions with a "whumpf".>"Oh. Ha, I guess you aren't used to partying like I am. Here, let me help!" She darts over to where you lay and begins trying to massage your back.>You admire her efforts, but she's not very good at this. After a few minutes of ineffective kneading you tell her to stop, saying that a hot bath and relaxation will be fine.>She deflates a little, a look of sadness entering her eyes. She just wanted to help and you know it. You look around the room at the effort she put into this little one on one "party" and can't help but smile at her kindness. She even brought a small cake that says "Thank you!" on it. Even if there was a misunderstanding you like this cheerful pink pony.
>>2188501I like it.Flavor? Apples.>>2188568I don't think so.
>>2188690>bookmarks>not tabs2/10 see me after class
>>2188628>Explains the joke like 3 times. >Uses "plot" eventhough that joke makes no sense in that context>OC fucking a main characterI hate you bronies.
>>2188719[3/3]>You reassure Pinkie that it's alright and motion her over to the table with the cake on it. You plate up a slice for each of you and eagerly take a bite. It's a wonderful dark chocolate cherry cake that practically melts decadently in your mouth. >Pinkie is scarfing her serving down and you can't help but wonder if she even tastes it. She makes quite a mess all over her face so you use a napkin to gently wipe cake and icing off her nose and cheeks while she giggles.>When you're both finished, Pinkie restrains herself from eating all of your "Thank You" cake, you put the leftovers in a cabinet and Pinkie bounces out of her chair. You thank her for the cake and streamers while silently wondering how you're going to clean it all up.>Pinkie bounds lightly over to you saying it's not a problem before jumping onto you to give you a big, affectionate hug. >You pull her in close and give her an extra little squeeze, glad to have such a happy individual in your life.>She gives you a small kiss on the cheek before hopping out of your arms and heading for the door. She giggles and tells you good night before letting herself out.>You smile as you head off to take a hot bath. When you return to the living room to make some tea, all the streamers and confetti that were in your living room have mysteriously vanished.
>>2188618I can't really think of anything good.Pinkie sneaking into your bed at night?Pinkie baking you something sweet to share?Pinkie asking you to help her wash?I don't know man.
>>2188688
>>2188715>/v/irgins.That explains it, man
>>2188715>just report off topic threads>implying there's mods on /v/
>>2188628whywhywhyyyyyy
From my research, I have developed a chart displaying our standing within /mlp/
>>2188690press ctrl and 0
>>2188678What the fuck did you just say?
What's the one fetish you've never managed to 'get', MLPG?Mine is farty butts
>>2188749Oh yeah, and more meta like this is helping, right? Get the fuck out
>>2188749thanks ross
i remember a time when these generals were actually goodnow it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk for pony artistsoh well. as they say, nothing lasts forever!
>>2188690>Chrome>Ponychan>EQD>SA Bronies meet up>Captioning
>>2188749>writing with stabiliser
>>2188772you posted the same thing yesterday, fuck off
>>2188776I know that feel
>>2188690>no tabs I'm disappointed in you.
>>2188756any fetish
Kierz, when is the Avatar stram going to take place, if it does?
>>2188772Waiter, this pasta is stale, etc, etc...
Post a picture of a pony that makes your heart go scrinch
i remember a time when these generals were actually good.now it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk for pony artists.oh well. as they say, nothing lasts forever!
>>2188749That chart could stand to be 80% blander.
>>2188740dawwThat was cute.
>>2188789rose plz stram
>>2188744Yes, reporting does NOTHING. The tide of piss that just wants to talk about anything but video games is too high. I don't care what their opinions on feminism are, but /v/ is the last place they should be expressing them.
>>2188772>now its just half finished sentences
i remember a time when these generals were actually good..now it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk for pony artists..oh well. as they say, nothing lasts forever!
>>2188800>as they say All toasters toast toast!
>>2188756"GET" as in understand or contract?
>>2188740Awwww...
I remember a time when people weren't little bitches that whined about everything.If pony was pizza what toppings would they have?
So, are you really sure you don't want an actual girl?m-less.com/59FCB6A
>computer shut down three times due to stormNONOI NEED TO FINISH THIS FOR THE FRIEND OFFWEATHERPLZGO
>>2188804Thanks. I wrote it back when I remembered the goal was cute, not erotica.
>>2188756Food ponies especially coke pony
>>2188808Just give up. You can't prevail. I'm not giving a fuck about how they see our fandom, because it was seen as worse than Hitler since conception, just spare yourself pain.
>>2188756Scat.I guess I can see the appeal in the debasement or the humiliation factor, but it's always just been really bizarre to me.
>>2188815hiatus, you fucking retard.
>>2188805I am flattered to be confused with Rose but no. I am not Rose
>>2188817Both, kind of. Like, I understand about having an open mind and being supportive of people's sexual proclivities... but I don't 'get' how farting could be attractive in any way shape or form. It just doesn't click for me.Whereas other stuff, like I dunno, scat or watersports, doesn't do it for me, but I can sort of see why people would like it.
i remember a time when these generals were actually g0odnow it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk for pony artistsoh well. as they say, nothing lasts forever!
>>2188820I can't do it any more.
John DeLancie Q&A about the documentary / spaghetticonhttp://www.livestream.com/feulnerplays
I could really go for a pizza right now.
>>2188855Jokes on you, I ordered one 10 minutes ago.
>>2188839I think you should should branch out when making puns, Anon.
>>2188842Copypasta since last night
>>2188843Why does Rose hate sex so much?was she touched by her dad?
>>2188855So could I
Is it me?Is that it?Tell me, MLPG, am I kawaii?
>>2188799
>>2188854Is he the one who's drawing?
>>2188826NO THANKS
>>2188876no
Is there some sort of demonic ritual I can preform to make Pinkie cross worlds?
>>2188878PFFTHAHAHAH
i remember a time when these generals were actually go0dnow it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk for pony artistsoh well. as they say, nothing lasts forever!
>>2188871Some people don't like the connection of sex and ponies
>>2188870Oh, sorry.
>>2188888Do the dance of quints
>>2188892go back to /v/ with your pizza shit
>>2188894Magic mirrors.
>>2188854>these people need protection>need to be able to say who they are before Fox or another company "labels" them>John De lancieThat guy is sweet, but damn.
>>2179938Can we PLEASE get a mod for this board?
>>2188888Sure, but it won't be Pinkie and it will tear your organs from your gut.
>>2188888Slay a child under a full moon while singing Brothersport backwards
>>2188876
>>2188854I am really sorry for John. He really wants this fandom to be a good place where people can honestly be nice people to each other. But it's all the same crap all over again just with horses.
>>2188918MLPG was never good.
>>2188912Can you please stop bringing up the Fluffy shit here?
True Pepperbronies, cheesehoof!
>>2188918Damn bro, you're making me hungry.
>>2188912>banning things you don't likewhat are we, ponychan?
>>2188918>manual spammingMY SIDES
>>2188888
i remember a time when these generals were actually goodnow it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk for p0ny artistsoh well. as they say, nothing lasts forever!
>>2188922>>2188908Makes you wonder. How long until John De lancie realize this is Star Trekkies all over again?
>>2188951Maybe he does and is just fucking around with us.
>>2188960Maybe he's a Leo...
>>2188940Are you saying you like fluffy pony shit?
i remember a time when these generals were actually goodnow it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk f0r pony artistsoh well. as they say, nothing lasts forever!
>>2188854He's defending MLP fans and says Fox shouldn't be the one who just want to make good ratings. It's "their" documentary.. He's... so nice. Man he's good. But he might be too nice. >>2188922Ding ding ding. He wants a nice fandom. But he has experience with Star Trek fans from the 80's and 90's so he's probably use.
>>2188960But he could be Q for Trekkies for that though. This is like a career suicide.
>>2188951From the sond of things, he likes trekkies.
>>2188820>>2188929but why batmanwhy
can we please stop with the waifu shitit's seriously patheticI thought we weren't bronies
Would you drive this truck under pone's house?Which pone?
post pony butts
Would you swallow Chrysalis' mutagenic spit?
>>2188986Your new is showing, anon
>>2188854He's mentioning that Lauren Faust and Tara are also involved. Interesting.
>Tara Strong has just randomly appeared in the interview>she's going to help with the documentary
>>2188986
>>2188986would you bring your waifu on a datewhere
i remember a time when these chesse pizzas were actually goodnow it's just the same old recycled bullshit + some cryoh well. as they say, nothing lasts forever!
>>2188995Cute
>>2188986>stop waifuingYou speak like one could.
>>2188990Butt why?
>>2188996oh right my badwe're been bronies for a very long timeyet we still laugh at them for the very same shit we do
>Drawing
Bug queen best pone
Tara Strong and Lauren Faust are on the line.Tara Strong and Lauren Faust are on the line.Tara Strong and Lauren Faust are on the line.http://www.livestream.com/feulnerplays
>>2189008>Pinkie>Hershey park
>>2189019That's a cow
>>2188854Tara Strong is online and chatting. HOLY SHIT I LOVE HER.
>>2189017Now you get it. Who´s your waifu anon?
>>2189011this is a parody right
>>2189017Containing your powerlevel is still something.
>>2188993Would she give me a choice? Would she fill up water balloons with her mutagenic spit and throw them at me while I tried to escape?
>>2189030I don't have oneeven if they were realchildren's cartoon characters aren't exactly ideal significant others
>>2189031Welcome to Earth, being of flesh, metal and/or energy.
>>2189009i remember a time when these generals were actually good.now it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk for pony artists.oh well. as they say, nothing lasts forever!
Poniator will make final episodes?
>>2188854He's calling the world of the show as creative, and that he had dinner with Lauren Faust.
>>2189027Attention whoring as fuck
>>2189052Where's the pizza?
>/mlp/ is just one big holding cell until we reach a sexual saturation point and eventually shun it, whence upon we shall begin the great ponychan migration
>>2189017We aren't bronies, we are horse fuckers. We keep our love for the show and pastel coloured pony fucking within this thread. Outside of these threads there is nary a word spoken about the show to other people.Bronies are the opposite, the anti-thesis. They literally advertise their love for the show to everyone.
>>2188951>Makes you wonder. How long until John De lancie realize this is Star Trekkies all over again?He knows exactly what it is.
>>2189052>No pizza.BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
>>2189008Amusement park with Pinkie. Roller coasters, park food, some time in the sun before heading back to the nice hotel and sharing a meal before some jacuzzi time. It'll end with both of us tired but happy, cuddling in bed, only to repeat everything again the next day.
i just drew something gosh
>>2189065That point will never comeThe Creators knew this
>>2189052>no pizzado you even spam?
>>2189077it's shit
>>2189077>video games>false
>>2189077I always knew Twilight was autistic.
>>2189068I'm sure he already knows that, but he is enjoying it this time
>>2189077>xbox controller>not mouse and keyboard0/10 casual autism brony faggot >>>/v/ gtfo retard XDD >>>/reddit lol
>>2189065You mean >we leave the show because it obviously ended and it's boring in here
>>2189077Casual autism hipster faggot get off my show
>>2189077Its nice.
>>2189077What kind of vidya?
>>2189077>video games>gun Go back to /vg/ faggot, stop shitting up the board!
>>2189062>>2189072i remember a time when these generals were actually good..now it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk for pony artists..oh well. as they say, nothing lasts forever!
>>2189067>it's okay that we are in literal love with a cartoon horse as long we make sure no one would dare ever think that we like something that might be stepping across gender normssounds repressive bro
>>2189041Of course you have a choiceEither you could accept the inevitable into yourself and embrace the spreading corruption as you slowly lose yourself to the change,or you can be held down, force fed the concoction and then 'volunteered' for gestation duty, which involves having an ovipositor shoved up your ass
>>2189067>hyphenating antithesisBut yeah, pretty much this.
>>2189077
>>2188854Is this being recorded? I want to have this for later. Tara: "I love making people explode". She wants to join the livestream to chat.
>I like making people explodeOh Tara.
GUYS, STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW AND WRITE A ONE SENTENCE STORY ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE PONY
>>2189110You can't cut pizza with grass. That's stupid.
>>2189108>>2189117Now this is quality spam
>>2189137She like fun.
>>2189137Once upon a time she was making a party and partying party
>>2189142Nah, it's still easily filterable.
>>2189122>Tony eating spaghettiShit status: Call in the St. Bernards
>>2189122I love it.
>>2189128>Am I fun, uggu?
>>2189137One day Pinkie Pie was strolling through town when she found a cupcake on the ground; it looked delicious, and she ate it, but for the rest of the day, she had the fartiest butt
gore time? gore time!
>>2189128Somany buttins
>>2189142DBZ Rap is a classic, he's not the real spammer though, that guy left us after we moved;_;
>>2189137>Pinkie Pie is pink, bubbly, outgoing and caring, even if sometimes she talks too fast or seems annoying she makes up for it by being pleasant to be around 9 times out of 10.
>>2189137SHE LIKES FUN AND PARTY AND PINK PONAE IS BEST PONOE
>>2189137She is pink and I love her.
>>2189137>Pinkie stop poking my back, I'm trying to read>Nope>pokepokepoke
>>2189159SWEET JESUS, THAT'S FUCKED UP!
>>2189137>"Kickin' trees, y'all," said Applejack.
>>2189137As soon as she saw the dick, she knew that she could muster no resistance. "Bu-but..." a meek protestation was uttered as lifted herself up and walked over his erection, already licking her lipsoh god that was more than one
>>2189122I laughed.
>>2189159http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmhkl27I4pw
>>2189150>Filtering DBZ RAP.I see you weren't with us on /co/
>>2189137Applejack had worked all day in the fields and you could see her coat glistening with perspiration and flecks of hay that weaved in and out of her fur; you oblidge her some of your sweet tea and lounger with her on the porch, the summer sun scorching over Equestria.
Fuck it.I'm ordering a pizza
>>2189137One day, you awake in Equestria and your favourite pony is positioning herself over your steadily hardening penis.
>>2189128jsdjhfsfj i can't into curved 3D objects no matter what i try
>>2189174>>2189169>>2189167>>2189164>>2189158>>2189148>>2189146So much pink pone love.
>>2189191Do it online so you can fuck with them.>no sauce>double sausage>all on the left side
>>2189194stop trying
Who was Tara Stong in Foster's Home?
>>2189179>circlejerk for pony artistsThat's why one go see the rejected ones in the MSPaint thread
>>2189210>All on the left side>Not arranged like a pony
>>2189203Who doesnt like Pinkie?
>>2189203Of course I like Pinkie, I did a whole waifuquest about her.
>twolling
>Tara Strong loves rule 34
>>2189212Mack's older brother
>>2189219Now that's fucked up or I am blind
>>2189212Terrence, i think
>>2189221I do not like Pinkie.
>>2189226The young sounding one started to show his spaghetti just then.
So Tara is talking about rule 34 and "twolling"
>>2188776>>2188786Pen to paper/tablet.That is the only cure.
>>2189216>not going down to your local pizza place with your group of friends wearing pony merch, singing WWU and asking the register girl to draw a pony on the box
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>>2189137Seeking new rhymes, the zebra cracked open an ancient tome written by a creature claiming to be a doctor.
>>2189244... you bastard.JUST LOOK AT HER FACE NOW. ARE YOU HAPPY?
>>2189244You some kind of faggot?
Spoiler: Mane is the spammer
>>2189244Autistic manchilds like you do not count.
>>2189244How is that even possible?
>>2189251brony pls go
>>2189251>not going walking up to the counter shirtless so you can show off your Rainbow Dash and Chrysalis tattoos
>>2189275>>2189260>>2189259Nah, he's mane, he has several brain damages
>>2189268reported for not using spoiler tags
>>2189251>>2189251http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AYFCdRphD0
>>2189259Smile Smile Smile or whatever that episode was called was the worst episode of season 2.>>2189260Duh.>>2189268Not this time, bucko.>>2189270Well, if you're gonna be rude...
>>2189255Ooh, this one is pretty good.Well done sir.>captcha: sir nchinse
>>2189282slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut
> the chat for the delancie Q&A thingkill me
>>2188425Panka is cute she's not being a motormouth.
>>2189280>Tattoos>not bodypaint
>>2189282Haha does a poni even know what a rocket ship is?
>there's always room for naughtinessOh shit, John.
>>2188854Is anyone else listening? This is way more interesting than circlejerk MLPG #345
oh god it's 7:30 in the morning why aren't I asleep?
>>2189309Rarity AND Celestia bodypaint no less, truly the big pony fan.
>>2189309every time
>>2189326>sleepingOh you.
>>2189297thats fluttershy dringus
>>2189326australia pls go to bed
post some armored things
>playing DayZ>"Fluttershy has connected">The_hunt_is_on.jpg
>>2189248What?Where?
>>2189336
>>2189323I am listening to the stream as a radio. The chat room is typical annoyance, as I expect.
>>2189326GO TO BREAD
>>2189300>kill meKill yourself, I ain't doing you any favors.
>>2189355See >>2189020
>>2189361what
>>2189359>FilenameBecause facecum = slut right?Kill yourself
>>2189376And what did she say?
>>2189309
>>2189349Armor, you say?
>>2189360Tara keeps spamming her character voices. She loves the attention, she wishes it was a dick.
>>2189350DayZ?
>>2189394>pony bucklersMakes sense I guess, small enough for them to use with being too ridiculous.
>>2189398A mod for Arma 2.It is the greatest thing ever made.
>>2189386Maybe you should think about going back to school.
>>2189386Why so defensive?
>>2189409go on
>>2189349
>>2189398Arma 2 I assume? Someone was bitching there are players with ponies names and he end up just killing them both.
>>2189391She was just talking about the stuff she does on twitter, nothing interesting.
>>2189398Oh DD, it would be right up your alley.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOB7YGgREFg
>>2189398A zombie apocalypse mod for Arma2It's fucking amazing
>tfw Rarity shield
>>2189398A zombie mod for ArmA.
>>2189409>Arma 2>Oh hey this looks kinda fun->>Windows only
What would the pony game of your dreams be like, MLPG?
>>2189398>>>/vg/6325408
>>2189447>macew
>>2189448Harvest Moon, only ponies.
taking a drawing request
>>2189349Derpy seem to be popular with some armors.
>>2189447>funit's not
>>2189447>Deafy uses a macI always knew you were a faggot
>>2189426How so?
>>2189459Derpy lighting her farts on fire
Derpy" drowning" in puddle and twilight facepalming
>Dragon's Dogma>Still fairly early in, only level 18>Motherfucking dragon>Fire a few shots at it, swiftly decide to run for my life>Mind controls one of my pawns, who holds me in place while the dragon breathes fire on me
>>2189397>Tara keeps spamming her character voices. She loves the attention, she wishes it was a dick.Yeah. She's hired for her voices. She's not that interesting though. John, Lauren and others are much better.
>>2189448>of your dreamsWell, ponykart and FIM look like they'll be pretty good. A beat em up or RPG is fine too.
Tara asked for people to bring her presents to spaghetticon. She'll be drowning in shitty drawings shipping her with various OC pones.
>>2189459Something cute with Applebloom
>>2189459Fluttershy stealing Anon's clothing.
>>2189447>macfagGET OUT
>>2189478woops, see:>>2189478
>>2189488Only way she'll learn bro. She's way too casual around bronies.
>>2189491post some applebloom
>>2189415Tbink Arma 2 crossed with STALKER and zombies.Pure survival, you have to eat, drink, find shelter, avoid zombies, get ammo and use it wisely, all the while trying not to get killed by other players. who might slaughter you on sight.You can join groups and trade, but not every player is going to be friendly, and you just don't know. What makes the game so unique is that if you die, you restart from square one. Everything you amassed, such as notoriety, equipment, supplies, is gone.It's a tense game, that's for sure.I was playing it, me and some guy were running around and we came to a village. There were a few zombies there, but all of a sudden this guy turned up and started shooting at us. The zombies were alerted to him and started running after him, so we left him to get eaten, killed the zombies, and took his supplied.
>>2189419>standing upright>handsNo. No. No. Reported for anthro.
>>2189459Derpy destroying various property with her ass
Is this thing recorded by someone?What if I want to listen to it later, because I can't now?
>>2189473You can rape people in it.
>>2189472>>2189457>thinking there's only two optionswelp
>>2189496haha, what
>>2189496
>>2189510...Bullshit.
>>2189459>those dead eyesPupils are needed for a reason.
>>2189505>ponies do not stand upright
Oh god, I wasn't paying attention, now they're talking about being smutty during recordings?
>>2189513>>2189516I went full retard I meant>>2189459see>>2189478
i used a mac the other day
>>2189525During the PPG sessions, specifically.
>>2189447Cant you work something out, like using Wine or something?>>2189509I would not be surprise if it is record but don't let your hopes up.
there are worms in your eyes that you can't see
>>2189511you can decompile windows software to linux
>>2189501OK, thisis theonly thing I have (It's apose reference, I swear).
>>2189511GNU plus Linux is hit or miss. While I usually recommend Ubuntu, I always keep a few spare Distros on hand. Getting drivers to work is far more work than it is worth.
>>2189501
>>2189547That's pretty cool.
>thirty seconds of Tara as Pinkie Pie, Twilight and RainbowOH FUCK I MUST HEAR THIS
>Somewhere out there, there is a 30 second clip of a MLP trailer where Tara voices Twilight, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash.Do want.
There are 30 seconds of Tara as Twilight, Pinkie, and Fluttershy. Her Pinkie voice is terrible.
Tara just did her Pinkie voice and said "Do me! Do me!"
>>2189592APPLE BLOOM NODON'T YOU KNOW WHAT GELATIN IS MADE OUT OF
>>2189594>>2189598>>218960030 secondmind
>Twilight, do me! do me!
>>2189459The role of Schierke is replaced by Twilight. Spike takes the role of her fairy. I don't know why no one has ever done this yet.
>>2188989My van is red and says Free candy :IThe police of san paoro was.... attracted by the candy.
>>2189592Lik dis if u hngh evertim
>that Pinkie voiceIt was short but yeah!
>>2189605>>2189610twipie confirmed canon
>>2189326Link to this Tara shit.
DayZ is frikkin incredibleBest game of 2012 so far, how are you fucking CoD-livong casuals is not aware about it?Diablo sucks all the dicks.
>>2188989... wait. What game is that?
>>2189255The sound of her cello rang sweetly through the room, deep, gentle and strong.
>>2189634All points bulletin shot APB
>animated twilight farting sparklesAnyone have a link?
>>2189634All-Points Bulletin. It's really terrible, but the character and item customization is baller.
>>2189648Short*
>Bronies are Tara's favorite fanbase ever
Are you satisfied?
>Lauren Faust just said shitNice.
>>2189668I don't know what you mean, Tara.
Lauren said shit
thoughts? the wingless pone is my style
>>2189634All Points Bulletin
>>2189669She also admitted the amount of money she got for 30-40 minute sketches was insane.I like her.
>>21896772deep4me
>>2189137>>2189639
>>2189676>>2189669Big fucking deal. Everyone swears.
>>2189669wait what, what are you watching?
>>2189669Details. I stopped listening when John left. And this is all being recorded right?Can we get any sort of sense what her stance on the fans are? I've always assumed she um, didn't like us.
>>2189696Lauren and Tarahttp://www.livestream.com/feulnerplays
>>2189654Which is really tragic - they hyped it up so much, and then the company dropped the ball right after launch.
>>2189682what is lupin doing back there
So when did John make the transition from being confused by Bronies to accepting them?
>>2189692It's not a big deal, it's just funny to hear people of prestigious positions swear so casually. It just made me chuckle a bit.
>>2189706Right AFTER launch?Son, balls were dropping all through development. APB was pretty doomed from the get-go.
>>2189715When he realized he could make money of them?
>>2189702>990 viewersgood fucking lord
Why is Rarity so fat?
>>2189715He saw the numbers.He saw the wardrobe.He smelled them.He realized he was home all along.
>>2189726That's nothing, the january Bronycon had like 3000 at the same time
>>2189726Make that a 1000Some of the people here are in there.
>>2189715>So when did John make the transition from being confused by Bronies to accepting them?Well, from what I heard, he says he liked the enthusiasm that he saw. He was confused at first when he got like 500 emails after the episode aired. For him it was like a 3 hour recording session among many. The turning point seems to have been Calgary when he met Tara and she invited him to the Brony panel. He says he later had dinner with her and Lauren.
>>2189732Don't you talk shit about my husbando
>>2189732Fucking 5 star post, nigga.
>>2189723BRONY BUCKS!
>>2189723His little doc on them is not going to make much money. It's going to break even.
>>2189759Gotta start somewhere
>>2189697She's more focused on things such as the various charities and fundraisers, so I guess it's not too bad.
>>2189759But they didn't have to pay for it at all.The bronies funded it.
>>2189766NEXT STOP: BRONY MOVIEComing to a theatre near you.
>>2189708preparing
>>2189778What happens when it makes a national theatrical release in Canada?
>>2189778Don't even joke.
>>2189787All the Canadians fart and start saying aboot.
Huh, ThelivingTombstone lives in Israel.
D-didn't want a f-friend-off partner a-anyway
>>2189797Who is he anyway? A music guy?
>>2189798Someone is going to draw about your fics.
>>2189797I could smell that he was jewish from his music.
>someone donated 10,000 dollars
>bonus blueray to have extended interviews with Lauren, Tara and John for a $75 donationERGH, Want but I don't know if I want a copy of that documentary. Or to support this really.
>>2189827BRONY.BUCKS.
>>2189827There are a lot of rich bronies it seems.Or it's just a kid living at home that demanded his father pay for it.
>>2189794Great, now I'm going to see bronies the way South Park portrays Canadians.
>>2189798I'm sorry, Sparkler. But hey, it could be worse--you could be working with Ross!
>>2189827Stuff like this really galls me. They could be helping charities with all this dosh they've got floating around, and they're pissing it away making commercials and movies about themselves.Bronies truly are scum.
>>2189827Are you really surprised? You've seen how these people throw money around.
>$750 and you get to go to a Q&AOH BOY
>>2189827Fucking rich bronies.I want to become a Brony Big-shot, fake making a Con or something big, and then leave with all the money.
>>2189837>kids driving their parents into poverty to support brony documentaries
>>2189798Feel proud JailBait is working on one of your fics
>>2189827Whatwhat the fuckI justfuck everythingWHY
All this moneyI don't even know anymore
>>2189847How much to have DeLancie record the voice message on your phone?
>>2189835It will be up on youtube, so wait a day after it comes out instead of wasting $75
>>2189835Just wait for the torrent, bro.
>>2189835Someone would most likely stream it or torrent anyways.
WHERE DO THEY GET THIS MONEY FROM
>>21898621K they are still going up in tiers...$2500 is an option
>>2189847>$2500 is a meet and greet with Lauren, John and Tara
>>2189847at the $1000 either John or Tara will read something for you.I wonder how sexy it can be. Whats sad was i thought the 75$ was a lot of pledge the idea that there's people out there who will pledge up to 3000$ Jesus. thats nuts to me.
They're going full greed in this shit.
>getting Lauren Faust to draw your OCWHY
>$2500 Pony OC by LaurenAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2189827Teaching anon from before. I have kids from poor as fuck backgrounds who have shitty parents (who don't care), and are woefully behind in their ability to read. They seriously need professional tutoring. Hot damn, think of the tutoring and special help I could have gotten for that money. And you nerds waste it on frivolous shit like this! I hate you all so damn much.
>>2189869I take it they live alone and with no marriage or children in teh way, they can save alot of money as a single brony.
>>2189871>she will draw your pony OC>pony OCsomeone will put dolla down for a red and black abortion
speaking of money, I'm writing up the thing for the auctiondoes this look okay?http://pastie.org/3979315
LAUREN WILL DRAW YOUR OC FOR 3000$HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Next time there is a big charity donation, I am going to donate under the alias "Horsefuckers are better than bronies." I will stipulate that the name MUST be shown as is without censoring, or I will revoke the donation.The amount will be so large they will not turn down my offer, and all the bronies will see it because the donation will be the larget donated so far.
>there is a level that will get Lauren to draw your OCPart of me died just now.
>>2189882AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2189881>>2189882>>2189887>>2189890HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2189835piracy
Wha..what are you guys talking about?
>>2189904Get in here:http://www.livestream.com/feulnerplays
THAT GREEDTHAT GREEEEEED
>>2189882>that feel when you can't afford itdang.
>>2189430>AionMan, I miss that game.Is it still a giant grind fest? I tried playing it again but then realised that the economy got horribly inflated and what used to be lods of emone became nothing.might as well go and make a waifu again
>private dinner with lauren and taraid eat them out for free
>>2189904http://www.livestream.com/feulnerplays$10,000 for a private dinner with lauren john and taraI can't stop crying i'm laughing so hard
>>2189852No offense, but who? I never cared much for the who's-who
>>2189889>19" tallWow. Anyways, it seem right, but I and not good at proof reading this.
>>2189889Why is it wearing a diaper?
>a little extra cash lying aroundYeah, I have $100,000 in my fucking couch.
>>2189893Dude, this is the equivalent to holding someone at gunpoint for them. There's no way your average brony will refuse this.
>>2189918>>2189919Let's all donate $10,000 and go to a spaghetti place
>>2189919Are you laughing because it's such a large sum of money to meet z-list celebrities, or because someone actually paid for it.
>>2189898LET'S POOL OUR RESOURCES, MEN!
>>2189918>that feel when no matter how much you pay you will never take part in an in-character orgy
TEN THOUSAND AMERICAN DOLLARSTEN THOUSAND AMERICAN DOLLARSTEN THOUSAND AMERICAN DOLLARSTEN THOUSAND AMERICAN DOLLARSTEN THOUSAND AMERICAN DOLLARSTEN THOUSAND AMERICAN DOLLARSTEN THOUSAND AMERICAN DOLLARSTEN THOUSAND AMERICAN DOLLARSTEN THOUSAND AMERICAN DOLLARSTEN THOUSAND AMERICAN DOLLARSTEN THOUSAND AMERICAN DOLLARSTEN THOUSAND AMERICAN DOLLARSTEN THOUSAND AMERICAN DOLLARSTEN THOUSAND AMERICAN DOLLARSTEN THOUSAND AMERICAN DOLLARS
>>2189889What's that around its waist?
Someone gather up some money to get Lauren to draw one of our shitty OCs
>>2189889GODDOMMOT HOPOPOPO DO IT ALREADY!
>>2189942Both?
>>2189915I hope they take all their fucking money.All of it.
FUCKING /co/MRADESSEE WHAT YOU STARTED?LOOK AT THIS SHIT.
>>2189949panties!
>>2189947If i donated $10 million, I reckon there would be a short pause as the three of them seriously consider the offer.
>>2189889>This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in!
Who's tumblr is that?
> tumblr promotion with shitty artworkwhy
>>2189964lewd
>>2189889>This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in!OH Jesus Hoppip, do you even know what subtlety is?
>>2189963What's a /co/mrade and what does it have to do with ponies?
>>2189893Everyone has their breaking limit. Sure, most people would say that they wouldn't do disgusting or demoralizing things now. But if you're desperate enough, you'd do the most shameful things for 5 dollars.
>first FIRST>how HOW>now NOW>and so AND SO>bronies getting their electronics working properly
>>2189964...
>>2189964Can you stick your dick in herwell not yours because you're not a man, man
>>2189964>not using your own used panties No buy
>>2189983Don't you start you fucker.
>>2189982WELL I MIGHT AS WELL
>>2189922One of the best drawfags we have here:http://www.ponibooru.org/post/list/artist%3Ajailbait/1
>>2190000>not plugging the fact that it can fit bananas
>>2190000>I will not accept returns for any rough play you get up toHoppip I really do love you.
>>2190000>Please treat her gently, I will not accept returns or repairs for any rough play you get up to.jesus Hopop, I'm dying here.
>>2189942>John, Tara and Lauren>Z list
>>2190000You have strange fetishes hoppipopopip
>>2190000stick your penis in it?
>>2189853And I thought this was horrid.
>>2189964...I...I want this.
>>2189994well yes that's kinda the point
>>2190011 I've played golf with people more famous than that, Z-list is pretty appropriate
I just got bored and closed the streamDare you do that and stay away from brony disease?
>>2190028How much is it
>>2189966Big problem is that, even if she can do the voice, Tara's personality and style are totally differnet from Twilight. So she'd be doing "seductive" or "sexy" Twilight voice as she understood it. Not "cute adorable dork" Twilight who doesn't understand the first thing about sex.
>>2190032It's Lauren and Tarait's worth it
>>2190011They are Z-list. D-list is an exclusive and highly-desirable club for only the best of the best of the has-beens, also-rans and unknowns.
>>2190028
>>2190031Who have you played with?
>>2190032But Seth is in there now, THE PARTY JUST STARTED!
>>2190031>Look at me I'm a hotshot.
>>2190036that's the point of the auction
>>2190057link
>>2190058>Not DD.gif
>>2190053Oh god... really?
>>2190053I am not looking at the stream chat so Ialalalalalalalalalala
>>2190039I'm sure we could spend a while giving her instructions. Or get TAW to write a script or something.
>>2190062it's not up yet, that's why I'm trying to get feedback on http://pastie.org/3979315 first
>>2190074>Taw writes a script for Tara's in character fuckfestAll of my want.
>>2190076How large is the hole, I don't wanna rip her organs apart.
>>2190074But TAW writes a horrid Twilight
>>2190076Have you no shame.
>>2190076I really, really think you shouldn't just outright say "YO BRO, YOU CAN GIVE THE DICK TO A PONY NOW!"What if some soccer mom or a faggot brony accidentaly sees it and reports it or something?You won't get the sweet dosh.
>>2190076Honestly, all jokes aside, I'd be a lot more subtle about the fuckability of the plushie. Just >imply it's fuckable.
>>2190056>>2190049Fuck yeah I'm a hot shot on the internetbasketball players mostly for charity events, Dr J, Shaq, and a bunch of magic players from back in early 2000s
>>2190082Is your shaft the same width of a banana?
>>2190043>>2190031I don't really care about worshipping celebs or putting some on a pedastol.
>>2190058>image nameEVERY TIME
http://derpy.me/un8an
>>2190097I was genuinely interested in who you played with, I wasn't calling you out at all dude. Chill.
>>2190081but I'd want to join in!
>>2190099Larger
>>2190104> You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is highly recommended you don't finish inside herMY SIDES
>>2190101That's still irrelevant, dude. De Lancie might qualify as D-list, but the rest are nowhere near.
>>2190105>so fahny joek
>>2190074But she also looks nothing like Twi. Too old. I'd have to first hunt for shy nerdy girls in universities aged 20-26 who fit her description AND have her voice. The hunt... is on.
>>2190108I know, I was just being hilarious
>>2190082it says right there you dodo>>2190090>reports itit's on a furry auction site, it's allowedand to be honest, it spreading around with people saying how shit it is, is exactly what I want>>2190096why be subtle?
>that feel when haven't even started on friend-off piece yet
34 request?
>>2190101>pedal stool>tfw you probably can't name the actors who played in some of your favorite movies but you know all the MLP actors and some staff
>>2190097>basketball players mostly for charity events, Dr J, Shaq, and a bunch of magic players from back in early 2000sSo people I would never, ever care about then. So whatever then.
>>2190105le epic troll xd
>>2190144>why be subtleI thought it was going on ebay or something. Now that I know it's going on a furry site, get creative with the hyperbole!
>>2190145STOP REMINDING ME, FUCK.
>>2190144oh.Okay then, carry on.Milk them fools.
>>2190150Fluttershy with a collar around Dash who looks angry
>>2190162>>2190139Oh, so it's fake?
>>2190172Second.
>>2190150Something with AJ. Maybe some drunken fondling or something.
>>2190028Now do a stallionwith a big fat cockor at least a socket for one
>Tara spoiler of Season 3 in twitterEh, what?
>>2190150Fluttershy being raped by timberwolves!
>>2190150Rarity and Braeburn cum inflation
It's... it's okay, Anonymous. I was only hoping you might not disappoint me this time.
>>2190150twidash something.
>>2190150Spike rimming rarity with his long forked tongue
>>2190173It links to imagefap that reports your IP address to some random US government organisation because you searched for banned terms such as child or loli.
>>2190173No the FBI have been notified.
>>2190145Oh yeah, that thing.
>>2190188If she's talking about what she was before, then it's nothing. She was joking about revealing something but didn't.
>>2190188PREPARE YOURSELF
>>2190194SECOND
>>2190185agreed
>>2190150>>2190189>>2190190one of these
>>2190204>not diabeetusNOT CUTE ENOUGH
>>2190192I'm disappointing whether I write it or not. A nonexistant fic is just as bad, if not worse, than a terrible autistic fic
>>2190197>It links to imagefap that reports your IP address to some random US government organisation because you searched for banned terms such as child or loli.It doesn't though. That's just a scare tactic. They don't want people searching their site for that stuff, so they put warnings up like that to scare people.
>>2190204>everyponyDammit Tara.
>>2190197>>2190199>USOh, whatever.
>>2190209FLUTTERSHY!
>>2190201>not already being finished
>>2190220My nigga
>>2190209The second!
>>2190211A terrible and autistic fic is at least the product of your imagination, anon! We'll appreciate it anyway! Certainly I'll appreciate you trying.
>>2190211God, you sound like me and this request I'm doing. It's going to be bad, and everyone is going to hate it, but I'll be damned if I dont follow through on it regardless.
>>2190215I'm not the artist i was saying he should do one of those
>>2190213>greentexting when you are bypassing the wordfilter
Fuck man, the delay and echo on that stream is awful. They really need to sort their fucking audio out.
>>2190220>being in that circlejerk in the first place
WHERE THE HELL IS LETH
>>2190209footrshe
>>2190204My body is ready.
>>2190247Consoling AB.
>>2190249>>2190238
>>2190246>Being mad because you can't write nor draw.
>>2190246It was a mistake, but I can't back out now.
>show discussionhere we go
>>2190259>consoling AB via telnetGood, AB can be terminal
>>2190268;_;
>>2190246>being jealous of us all having fun together
>>2190247Silently watching, protecting.
>>2190246X fuckin' D
>>2190150Lyra impregnation by human
>>2190292That'll do.
>>2190247banned
>>2190282I can't neither, anon, and I drew something too, it's just for >fun
>>2190189>>2190190>>2190292Combine these
>>2190292is it so bad that I want my semen leaking out of every single pony's fertile cunt and just fucking them again and again until each one is pregnant with my spawnis that really so bad
Anyone else had trouble accessing 4chan the past 12 hours or so?
>that feel when super grateful for whatever little thing the other guy may be making for friendoff, but feel that anything I make will fall short and isnt even worth it
>>2190190all of my yes.
>>2190292unf
>in stream>risk a glance at the chat window>Crony: I like to watch Johnny Test with my grandson.What the fuck.
>>2190304again
>>2190322>that fucking feelI cannot possibly equal my partner. But man, did I try.
>>2190007Well colour me surprised!
Guys, my sister owns a farm and raises horses, I don't know what to do anymore.My willpower is slipping.
>>2190329HAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
>>2190329HAHA OH GOD
>>2190319Yeah, it keeps sending me to this board called /mlp/It's full of horsefuckers and autism
>>2190322>That feelWhy did I ever agree to do a request trade. He is just going to blow anything I right out of the water and mine will be awful.
>>2190319Nope
>>2190341Why don't you write something for him? Ross can go fuck himself.
>>2190341I can't wait to see which one he picked...
>>2190318I don't want it from every pony. Just the main six. I could even just take Twi, Dash, and Pinkie if I had to. I just want to see them happily drowsy and thoroughly bred.
>>2190318No anon, because I want it too.Our centaur babies would be weird as fuck though.
>interviewers trying to be funny
>>2190329MY SIDES
>>2190346I dont see the problemWhy not just ask to work on the farm a little. Then you can pet all the horses you want
>>2190359Man do I know that feel. Watcha doing?
hello im alive
>>2190373Seth is a kick in the balls, god fucking damn it..
>>2190373>Seth trying to be funny
>>2190329*guitar riff*
>>2190364casuali want equestria to be filled with my childrensweetie belle, celestia, gilda, zecora...i'd impregnate each and everyone one of themif i could fuck braeburn until he was pregnant too, i would
>>2190378I already pet the horses anon.I want to watch them breed. And maybe join in.
>>2190385>want to talk about what I'm doing, but can't because then everyone will know who I am and think I'm acting like a faggot
>Seth havign to be reminded that no, he's not going to trixie rollplay Liveoh god my mental integrity is collapsingwhy does he do anythign liek that
>>2190395*whip crack*
>>2190322>that feelI know it all to well, main reason why I didnt enter. Would have driven myself insane because I'd have been like "Thats not good enough, redo everything" all the time
OH MY>>>/140934614/
>>2190406Stop acting like a faggot then.
>>2190385That thing for darf. You know the one, most likely.>That feel when show up last night without noticing my name on because I was drinking>darf and some other anon are there, waiting expectantly>Hit with the feeling they're just going to be disappointedShit sucks.
>Thinking you can't judge something without watching it
>>2190406>implying we'll carewe're all faggots here, anonyou could spoiler it, then nobody will know
>>2190415wat
>>2190367Naw. Such combination of human and pony cannot make babies
>>2190405Go a head. Enjoy being kicked to death
>>2190415uh.
>>2190360Guess it's just me then. Thanks.
>>2190415
>>2190425>I don't know what this is, but it's shit
Spike rimming Rarity sounds decent.
>>2190428I'll just say it involves Rarity
>>2190425>Not backing up a point and being a random obnoxious faggot
>>2190429im col>>>/v/140934614
Would you burp a pony?
>>2190425But it's true
>>2190422You're always drunk thoughwhich were you doing for darf again?also you'll do fine, he knows what standard of stuff you write and if he was going to be disappointed with the result he wouldn't have asked
>>2190341>>2190362Any one of you know where Sparkler archive his works?
>>2190361Assuming you guys aren't lying, of course! It'd be only right.Now which image ...Does the General want to decide~?
>>2190446I've never watched that new Battleship movie.But I know it's shit.
>>2190401would you fuck braeburn until he was so full of cum he looked pregnant
>>2190454>81kFUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUTTA HERE I HATE EVERYTHING
>>2190457I would pick up Derpy and pat her over my shoulder
>>2190425I can judge games before playing them with roughly 85% accuracy.Does that count?Keep in mind I mean for myself. As in "I know this game wont be fun for me"
>>2188791Sorry for the late reply. If you're still around, I was hoping on starting sometime this week. I'll have a chat with Toss, too
>>2190457Yes, Derpy does not deserve a pain in her tummy.
>>2190462You literally quoted him, so, ask him for a googledoc.
>>2190462Mostly in anon's image folder, I'm afraid.
>>2190469TrueBut it helps to be able to name specifics points, or else it just seems like you're on a bandwagon
>>2190470ew nocum inflation is weird dudestop being a freak
>>2190410Explain more. Did Seth want someone else to play Trixie?
>>2190479What if she puked all down your back?
>>2190497>specific pointsRihanna stars in it. That's a big enough point.
Would you carry gifts for Tara.I wouldn't, Tabitha maybe.
>>2190498says the anon who wants to fuck everything that moves in a fantasy land that doesn't exist.
>>2190446>>2190453>>2190460Holocaust analogy
>>2190461>Always drunkAm not....I just happened to feel the need to finish my mix last night and it was more than I thought.Anon having sex with Trixie, she's supposed to be "uninterested." Lazily sucking a cock while reading a magazine, making sure anon knows how uninteresting he is while they're fucking, etc...I can do it and I am, I just want it to be great. And yet it's the opposite of what I normally write and for some reason I'm putting a lot of pressure on myself and it's just fucking things up.
>>2190415>This gets $81,000 in almost no time>Starlight Inception barely passes the $150,000 mark>countless other projects failA bit sad.
>>2190515that would be the joke, mangod you can be dense sometimes
>>2190498But cum inflation is the only good form of inflation
Dooks is not a real brony and should not be welcomed in this brony haven.
>>2190454dammit /v/ in the old days that would have been turned into a dubs thread by now
>>2190501He was quoting Trixie again, and the guys one skype LITERALLY GROANED when he did. One of the guys didn't sound happy and reminded him about their small conversation about this sort of thing.
>>2190535ha
>in the stream>Cornell Lab of Ornithology:Great Blue Herons Nest Cam - LIVE NOW!>mfw
Your favorite pony is now human.What's their cup-size?
>>2190533Someone has already tried. There's still time...
>>2190539Flat chest Dash.
>>2190539Up to C.Anything else starts getting weird looking.
>>2190539>Knowing bra sizesAre you a fucking girl or what? Do you pee sitting down?
>>2190520oh whoops, I thought you were PWA--pretty sure he's doing something with darf tooI know what it's like to try and write outside your comfort zone, shit can suck. Worth soldiering on, though, and I'm sure you'll do fine. You ever want it proofread, hit me up.
>>2190540that was me;_;
>>2190532Stop haranguing mi bonito Mexicano amante, you filthy Doverian cunt.
>>2190539>Fluttershy
>>2190537>>2190535We're going to need audio of this. They are releaseing a recording of all of this right?
>>2190553Big titties? Itty-bitty-titties?Soft ones, firm ones?
>>2190539Well, you've got the image right there. They look rather sizable.
>>2190506Horse vomit's nasty, its all green and bubbly and shit. I've had to deal with it before. I can put up with derpy's.
>Tara burps
>>2190560>giant boobs everywhere
don't think about all those things you feeljust be glad to feel
Did Tara just burp? I'm not paying attention but...
>>2190568>letting MS tell you how big your favorite pony would beC'mon, man...
>>2190564I will upload that shit to youtube.
>Tara will never burp on command for you
hopopo put up the fucking auction finally
>>2190581The size chart was decided by MLPG, though. MS doesn't even stick to it anymore.
>>2190571Hahhahahahaha oh god HAHHAHAHAH
>>2190582Do that right now. Seth is such a major league faggot.
>>2190575I wonder if Creber had to burp on command.
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING
>>2190603>mlpg in charge of humor
>>2190577>That TwilightUnf, unf, unf.
>>2190523>kickstarter is a good thing to begin with
>>2190572I was with my niece and we fed a couple of small horses. One of them slobbered all this green shit, I guess it was vomit after what you said.
>>2190577Whats wrong with giant boobs?You homo?
>>2190554I know, and I should stop complaining. Thanks for the offer.I hate dragging this shit in here but sometimes I need to vent, and I dare not speak a word about any of this to anyone else. Thanks for putting up with my shit.
>>2190571LOL
>Can you make that fart a little wetter?
>>2190605I'm not recording it, I have to wait.
>waifuing a character in s series that's not even done yet
>>2190539>Pinkiejust like that
Hey MLPGhttp://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/05/bronycon-livestream-updates-tara-strong.htmlplease keep crying
>>2190610But I really laffed, anon
>>2190535What did he try to quote?
>>2190615Can i be your nigga?
so who is in the skype call? lauren, tara and who?
http://www.thedealersden.com/auction_details.php?auction_id=110031&option=agree_adult
>>2190629>epic
>>2190637No
>>2190611Lingerie Twilight is best Twilight.
>>2190635He say "NEEEEIGHSAYERS" and everyone was like "the fuck is wrong with this guy"
>>2190649Discord.
>>2190629>To help fund the new addition, the documentary kickstarter page has been bumped up to a goal of $200,000. If they seriously get two hundred motherfucking thousand dollar americano I'm gonna kill myself
>>2190616Man, I think everybody gets that kind of performance anxiety when they're doing something for somebody whose work they respect. Nobody's gonna think you're a faggot for it, we all get it.
>>2190629We know, from thelivestream interview we're listening to right now.
>>2190539Applejack is correct there.
>>2190616Wait, I wasn't here last night.WHO is going to right disaffected Trixie blowjob??
>>2190539Whoever said Fluttershy had inverted nipples - I'd like to say; I tip my hat to you, sir.
>>2190651inb4 £5,000 end bid
>>2190654Thats not a healthy than.
>Fairly Odd Parent>Really funny
>>2190651>Put your penis in it!>Not putting that little picture of Pinkie in thereand here I thought you were joking
>>2190668I WISH
>>2190651now drop that link in the bronycon livestream
>>2190580>>2190575Yes. She's a mom. She's very average and a little gross.
>>2190660With Lauren Faust and Tara it might be ok dude. Lets fucking hope oh god.
>>2190651>tfw you're too big for it
>>2190678How much do your non-sexual plushies fetch for?
>>2190654that's just stupid
>>2190656They made him their leader. They're gonna have to deal.
>>2190678>inb4 Hoppip starts to mass manufacture ponies with fuckable holes
>>2190680YES
>brony meetups
>>2190651What is that site OH CHRIST
>>2190654Would you lick the crumbs from Celestia's cleavage?
Tara is a crazy cunt.
>>2190680I DON'T HAVE A LINK
>>2190651One day, this will all come back to haunt you.
>>2190615I like more reaslitic proportions in my porn. Makes it feel like it's grounded in some kind of reality.
>>2190682$200,000FOR A DOCUMENTARYABOUT AN AUTISTIC FANDOMTHEY COULD LITERALLY GET MORGAN FREEMAN AND JESUS CHRIST TO PARTICIPATE AND IT'D CAUSE AN AUTISM SINGULARITY
>>2190686how big are you, anon
>>2190687like $200probably less if they sold now, since the market's kinda flooded
>>2190654What I wouldnt do to play video games in my underwear with human ponies
I know it's Lauren and Tara, but god fucking damnit, I can't.I just can't fucking listen to it anymore.Will someone put the worthwile parts on youtube?Or something?But I can't do this.
>>2190703http://www.livestream.com/feulnerplays
>Seinfeld
>>2190615They're sexist.
>>2190667But they're such a bonerkill...
>>2190699I would prefer to get all my meals that way
>>2190707Nigga, that's cute
>>2190699hell yeah bro
>>2190707You were improving earlier, but now you seem to have lost it.
>>2190711It's not even particularly bad at the moment.
>>2190666Me, Aspirant>>2190662Maybe I just don't know how to cope with it yet then. How frustrating.
what if you take both the red pill and the blue pill
>>21907088 1/2 x 6/12
>>2190651How much would you charge to sew in a crotch-socket for a dildo?I am serious.
keep crying MLPG
>>2190731your penis turns into frodo baggins voiced by wesley crusher
>>2190721I think it's damn cute, like they're shy. And girls with them tend to be embarrassed by them.
Need pics of ponies laying/sleeping in bedArt or screencaps plz
>>2190731Purple isn't a food group, anon
>>2190738what are we crying about?
>>2190660that's pretty small for a documentary
>>2190738About what?
HOPOPOPOOO!~
ha
>>2190699>licking crumbs and dried soda from your chesty goddess girlfriend's cleavage while she jerks you offOooooh god this boner.
>>2190748
Could someone please explain to me whats going on now?I stopped listening and from the way it sounds I don't want to start again.
hAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD THEY ALMOST INSTANTLY BANNED AND DELETED IT
>>2190738Until I have Pinkie in my arms, I will
>>2190751>>2190754SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING IDIOTS, DON'T RESPOND
>>2190721>Not wanting to see how far you can put your tongue into them while she squeaksAre you gay?
>the livestream is advertising atryls furaffinity account>full of anthro horse porni laugh
>>2190756Haha, oh wow.
>>2190766Of course he is
>>2190738...That art style, Monzetsu?
>>2190706>They could get Morgan FreemanThe first site to take notice of the new show was the comics and cartoons section of 4chan. They coined the term "brony" although later, they preferred the term "horsefuckers" as a means to distance themselves from the fandom they helped create.
>>2190593No, it was decided by MS.MS sticks to the chart, unless somebody requests or commissions otherwise.
>>2190758>dried sodaThat just kill my boner for some reason but im up for the crumbs.
>>2190754It's a brony trying to derail the thread.It's probably Seth.
>>2190756>"sounds gay">ding dong bannu
>Where's the Taralicious pony?Good god.
>>2190784He never draws flat chest dash anymore.
>>2190783I take it backit'd be glorious
Fuck this chatxD everywhere
>>2190759Got more?
>>2190783It would be better for us if they didn't say anything about us, really.But I feel they are autistic enough to include that brony-ism started out in 4chan.
>>2190747>>2190766I've never seen any photographs ever of them being a thing in the way they're usually drawn. The photos I HAVE seen have all been rather cancerous-looking.
>>2190756Banned from what? that furry auction site?
>>2190783
>LOVE AND TOLERANCE CANON
I ship Cheridash.
>>2190793>AJ having a bad dream of MLPG
>Crony: My cutie mark would be a sword with a fedora on it.HAHAHAHAHAHA OH FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2190730It's something you'll come to terms with, I think. As you improve and become more sure of your own skill it'll mitigate it somewhat, but I don't think it's ever something that goes away. While you still have somebody's work to respect as above your own, you'll always have that feeling.Speaking of, we should do a trade at some point
>>2190804I doubt they'd make any mention of 4chan at all
>>2190803This >>2190793
>>2190783>implying the fandom didn't originate on Reddit
>>2190797If you're talking about those last few pics, those were requests, commissions.
>>2190804They will say that we are the bad guys, and that everything bad about the fandom is because of us.
>Love and tolerance.FUCK
>>2190797I know it's great. She's got a cute little chest now.
>>21908254chan is too autistic for that documentary
>>2190819She talk about a magic place where people talk about them ponies but everyone think she is crazy.
>>2190651>Start Bid GBP 55.00
U NO ROVE AND TORERATE? DING DONG BANNU
>>2190831I'm so going to punch someone if they pull that off.
>>2190797>Not like well endowed Dash, who is constantly embarrassed as an athlete by her femininity
>Tara gets hate mail>I will always embrace the bronies
>>2190816>it's the end of the show>the antagonist is an implied pony racist>the mane 6 teach him/her to love and tolerate>final line is Twilight "All we need is a little love and tolerance.">laughing>fade to black>no more episodesOh fuck please no.
>>2190802since mlp is going to shit i have been looking at other forums to go to. what surprises me the most is everyone everwhere uses emoticons every sentence. its not just young kids but grown men. it blows my mind that the world is like this. it is so normal that i am the freak for thinking it is stupid.
>>2190821I don't even know what I want from darf yet, let alone what I could possibly provide you with. Seriously. Your stories are the standard by which all things I write are measured by the general readers, and I am reminded fairly often I do not measure up.
>>2190831They wouldn't say thatIt's probably going to be a 1 or 2 line mention along the lines of "It first gained popularity on an internet forum called 4chan, but from there ...."
God fucking damnit Tara I'm trying to like you but you're making it hard
>>2190737just j-j-jam it in there
>>2190857I'm pretty much a faggot, but I was a little touched by it.
>they're probably on this thread right now, getting all they need for the documentary
>>2190850UNF>she binds her tits so they don't flop around as she jogs>constantly looking over her shoulder to see if anyones staring at her curvy ass as she walks around
>>2190857It's a shame that people send hate mail over nothing, really.
>hasbro specifically confirmed for interested in broniesfuck
...Is pornographic stuff allowed for friend-offs?
>>2190871>just j-j-jam it in thereThats not good for a penis hopopo.
>>2190878What you just said doesn't make any sense.
>>2190857>dat super thin barrelNOPE.
>>2190883Go on...
>>2190862>Your stories are the standard by which all things I write are measured by the general readers, and I am reminded fairly often I do not measure up.jesus christ
>>2190883>dash with DAT ASS
>>2190888Yes.
>>2190888yes
I hope John takes all their money.
>>2190869even though i hate twilight and want to see her burned and raped, tara is pretty amazing.
>>2190894It's a magic rifle.
>>2190888The more the better.
>>2190900>>2190901>>2190903yesmind
>>2190862...If you're TAW Why are you not on steam?, that's stupid. I like your stuff way more than darf's.
>>2190899>a girl with a great ass>WHY BONER LOLOLbut nothat's not how that works at all
>>2190888where do you think you are faggot?
>>2190908wat
>>2190886It's over guys. It's all over.Maybe I could have helped if I hadn't ignored the 2010 threads...But what you guys started is no longer ours, and it hasn't been for quite a long time.
>>2190900>>2190901>>2190903
>>2190911And then there's this faggot
>writing for friend off after putting it off so much>"There's not nearly enough here. Its too short.">Get to work>"Ugh, I made it too long! No one will want to read this!"
>>2190916Maybe he is gay.
>>2190926What kind of reaction is that?
>Lauren wants the "brony message out there"Why Lauren. Why.
>>2190911It was a fucking yes/no question.
>>2190871>Ruin the stitching by cramming a rubber cock into the plushieHow muchdo I have to pay youfor a cock-socket
>>2190922
>>2190926
>>2190820Who is thsi?
>staff QandAnobodygivesa fuck
>>2190913I was under the assumption I was speaking with TAW, hence that comment about measuring up and what not.If I'm mistaken, sorry about that.
>>2190933>not knowing
>>2190935Seriously, you're getting into hippo-nose territory here.
>>2190947Just close the stream, the show relevant people are all done talking.We can go back to whatever it is we normally do now.
>>2190886What did they say?
>working a job>not making your living from pandering bullshit to bronies for tens of thousands of dollars per monthi seriously hope you guys dont do this
>>2190892>>2190939well how wide is it
>>2190820>>2190329>grandfather>watches Johnny Test with grandson>sword and fedora cutie markThat guy is just golden.
>>2190950>laughingelfman.jpgBut that's Link. Link is not an elf.
>>2190958just you wait, soon they would be all nose.anyway, some guy told me to mess around with style so i am
>>2190959>We can go back to whatever it is we normally do now.Ross is the best artist here, wouldn't you agree.
>>2190916actually, I'm a faggot. the thought of attraction to a woman is unusual.
>>2190936It breaks gender roles and barriers. But really we know its a lot of perversion.
Guys, why doesnt Pinkie like me?I say hi and try to talk with her whenever I see her on TV. Yesterday I even brought cookies, but she just goes on with her friends. She doesn't even acknowledge I exist.Does she hate me?
>>2190976NOSEPASS PONY
>>2190962How does it work exactly? Do I become a Brony and then magically get lodsa money, or do I have to make stuff to get Brony Bucks?
>>2190961>>2190886What was said? Do they think they'll make a prime time Am I Kawaii Uguu show for males?
>>2190943cd-i ytp so funny joke>>2190948this is why writers should namefagseriouslypeople think they're talking to someone important and they spout confessions of respect and love and turns out, whoops, wrong guyn-not that i've done that, of course
>>2190959Which is mostly complaining about brony faggautism.
>ChileMATENME PORFAVOR
>>2190962Ah, but I don't live with my parents, and will have something to live for once ponies are over.
>>2190862I'll tell you a little story, it's not long. Not that long ago, probably about ten months or so back, I started wanting to fuck horses. Of course, I sought out fiction of this scenario and quickly consumed what there was in the genre I was looking for--oversweet, feel-based stories--and yet it wasn't enough, and something felt missing. So, I thought, "okay anon, what could possibly go wrong?" and sat down in front of a text editor.An hour or so later I had the worst pile of tripe I'd ever seen. Dash was out of character, the scene was terribly paced, the erotica was ineffective and cliché, and the technical writing was poor at best. It was, to put it in a word, shit. But I took all the reasons it was shit, and tried to do better next time. I think I did a little better. Still wasn't great.Fast forward to now and I'm getting people saying things like "the standard by which all things I write are measured" and "Steven King of horse porn". Ten months. From nobody to that. I am nothing special, and that's why I always try and get people writing. I am not amazing, I am not unique or irreplaceable, and you can do better in time.So write. Write and never look back. And I'm serious, by the way, whenever you want to do a trade hit me up. Can't promise I'll be punctual, but I won't turn you down, because I want you to WRITE.
>>2190983Yes.
>>2190963JustfuckingJUST YOUR AVERAGE DILDO OKAY LET'S NOT GET EXOTIC BECAUSE YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT A TEAM PLAYER AT THISlet's sayFour-five centimeters across? Fuck you could just take the center piece of a strap-on and sew it on or something oh God you're so DIFFICULT
So what are your opinions about that?
>>2190969
MLPG, your flow of tears is non-stopis so delicious
>>2190981Enjoy being bi, now FAGGOT
>>2190992EN CHILE QUE?VAMOS ANON, ESCUPE
>>2190976But you're just doing your own style again. And it's getting worse.
>>2190897I remember people saying stuff like that a month ago.It's really difficult to feel like you're doing anything worthwhile when everyone just waits for TAW/darf/Metals/Cosmo to come around so they can pile on the requests to those guys. And the "TAW clone" comments and stuff aren't very encouraging either.But it's 4chan, who cares about a few want-to-be contributors who get lost along the way, right?
>>2190962> tens of thousands of dollars per monthI doubt anyone's making that much. Not even Seth.
>People talking about their lives being changed forever after watching MLPI want to die.
>>2190988>so funny joke>n-not that i've done thatwhoops i'm the cancer, i better kill myself
>>2190992Ok, hora de irse del país
http://www.wired.com/geekmom/2012/05/in-defense-of-bronies/how do they find these people?
>>2191001hi ross
>>2190988That's sure what we need, more namesjust don't have it on unless you need it
>>2190963Here, I'll come over and show you
>>2190747>>2190766Would you suck on her inverted nipples? Would you try to help them protract? Maybe if you do it regularly, they'll stay that way.
>>2191016/mane/
>>2191007You sound butthurt, anon. Why so butthurt?
>stream chat>Doran: we were thinking of having a meetup in Manechester, UKFuck.
>>2191001YOU SAY THAT LIKE I HAVE SEX TOYS ALL OVER THE PLACE IN THIS HOUSEI DON'T
>>2190983Because she likes ME better. I brought cookies to my computer earlier while I was watching an episode. I said "Hey, Pinkie, want some cookies?" She excused herself from her friends, leaned out of my monitor, and grabbed a cookie.She said, "THANKS, PAL!" and she kissed me on the cheek.I don't know what you're doing wrong.
>>2191015Is it weird if MLP re-kindled my interest in cartoons?
>>2191034>lying on the internet
>>2191023butthey already have namesthat's not the issue
>>2191033>Manechesternostop that
>>2191013>who cares about a few want-to-be contributors who get lost along the way, right?Nobody, because they aren't very good. It's not our job to coddle them.
>>2191013Ignore them. I'm RS 2.0 to a lot of people, I don't really see that as an issue. Just because you want to write in the same genre as somebody else doesn't mean you're doing a bad thing, not at all. There's far more demand than supply here.
>>2191028The only way they'll stay that when is after we have our first child
>>2191039That's not really life changing.
>>2191052But she's sterile.
>>2191044he's quoting someone
>>2191013I'd make a request bro, I always enjoy seeing the writing of others.
>>2191020Take a group of bronies. Throw a dart randomly. There. You just found one.
>>2191037WaitWhat kind of cookies?
>the brony staff is discussing fanfiction and brony musictime to close
>>2191059it needs to stop irregardless
>>2191052Not necessarily.Occasionally they correct themselves.It happened to me.
>>2191057Yeah, but she doesnt know that and we keep trying
>>2191034GOD CAN'T YOU JUST LIKE HAVE A GOOD SERVICE AND GO OUT AND BRING A RULER, GO TO YOUR LOCAL SEX SHOP AND CHECK THE AVERAGE BASE OF WHATEVER RUBBER DONG YOU FINDFUCKWhy do you make it so hard on me to ask this
This summer is going to be AMAZING!
>>2191074>trying to have a babyThat's the fun part.
>>2191069>irregardless
>>2191034
>>2191028Sure. Breast sucking is my fetish and, if my japanese doujins are anything to go by, inverted nipples are super sensitive.
>>2191076>hard on
>>2191057That's stupid and cruel and you are a bad person for saying that.
>>2191078Summer 2011 was bad, we had Past Sins and the Bronycon to keep us occupied but we got over them.Hopefully because there's so much more shit going on this time it won't be so shit?
>>2191085>photoshopping screencaps
>>2191078The kind of summer of which we've dreamt since I was small?
>>2191086Also, when women orgasm milk explodes from their nipples. That's how you can tell you did it right.
>>2191003trips
>>2191064M&M Cookies
>>2191095anonymous you dont get along with doctors well do you
>>2191085Did anyone save that one where Hoppop said that she likes to stare at the dicks of horses.Or not that she likes it, but can't get her eyes off of equine genitalia whenever she is near a real horse.
>>2191107You forget the threads are archived, faggot. We can find that comment pretty easily because the post is dated. All we have to do is ctrl+f the post number and voila!
>>2191120I can't eitherNothing sexual it's just fucking THERE
>>2191125No she's right, I photoshopped thatjust having a little fun
>>2191125But that was in a post from a non-general thread.
>>2191093I just want to be with my pony husbandu alrightIt's not even futa Lyra, but what else can you do
>>2191106How about more gimmick OCs, like>Ice Pony will never swim in your punch and keep it cold.
>>2191113well shit, maybe I should break out the good stuff
>>2191111>quads
OH BOY!this is a pretty loooooooong dayhttp://www.wired.com/geekmom/2012/05/in-defense-of-bronies/what's next?
>>2191125https://www.google.co.uk/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ix=h9&ie=UTF-8#hl=en&safe=off&;output=search&sclient=psy-ab&q=site%3Aarch.413chan.net%20%22Putting%20dragon%20dildos%20in%20my%20love%20hole%20has%20made%20me%20cheerful%20and%20happy%2C%20not%20choleric.%22&oq=&aq=&aqi=&aql=&gs_l=&pbx=1&fp=561952d61445e357&ix=h9&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&biw=1920&bih=1033
>>2191125>calling a girl a faggot
>>2191144>Hot Water Bottle Pony will never snuggle up with you, keeping you warm on a cold winter's night
>>2191086>"I'd like that... b-but be gentle... okay?"
>>2191013Were you here earlier when SB exploded because someone compared him to Noel again?The good are compared to the bad. It's inevitable.People would rather have a request done by someone good than someone bad. Also inevitable.Given that the majority of contributors-in-training aren't so much interested in the craft, but the attention it would get them, ultimately few care about them.
>>2191111meant for>>2191000also quads
everytime I write a sentence that doesn't have any words greater than 3 syllables and uses just regular, everyday sentence structure with no fancy descriptors i feel like shitmy writing is plain and boring godwhy did i do this to myself
>mentioning Living Tombstone>not mentioning Eurobeat
>>2191149I'm not going to read some brony articlewhat is this 2010?
>>2191152>a girl>implying hopopo is not a trap
>>2190997I understand that, it's just that I write to fill some kind of request or for a purpose (except those greentext sneezes, those are just whatever.)I don't want to throw just whatever at you, or anyone who requests things of me. I want it to be something people actually want, something they can look forward to. Ach, this is sounding worse and worse the more I go on about it.Thanks for the motivational speech, I appreciate it. I didn't know you rose to your stardom in just under a year, that's impressive.
>>2191150
By the way, did anyone save that Sweetie Bell blowjob >greentext from the other night?
>>2191155>Noel>badWait, what
>>2191159Thank god they didn't mention Alex S.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/257527888/bronycon-the-documentary/We are pleased to announce that Tara Strong and Lauren Faust have joined us as executive producers of the documentary. Both bring amazing talent and exciting ideas that will help make this film even better.We are also announcing a new funding push. The response to our casting call was overwhelming. There are so many amazing and inspiring stories out there. We can’t tell them all, but with your help we can include lots of them. As you may know we started out as a documentary essentially covering a convention, which is taking place over a few days, but we want to do more. We want to take viewers into the homes of the amazing people who identify as Bronies. This costs money. We have to pay for travel and hotels, crew members and equipment rentals.We’ve added some great rewards – so please consider upping your pledge. From having your pony OC drawn by Lauren to getting your Blu-ray disk and artwork signed by Tara, Lauren and John to having dinner with all three, we have something for everyone.We are also set up for those who only have Paypal. They can participate at http://www.bronydoc.com/ Since those totals don't get added to Kickstarter, you will find updates with the contributions made via Paypal periodically in the comments section.
Which pony would you let fertilize your eggs?
>>2191155WELL HOW ABOUT THOSE OF US EXPLODING WITH IDEAS THAT ESTABLISHED WRITEFAGS HAVE NO TIME FOR?THE ONLY REASON I'M TRYING TO WRITE IS BECAUSE I WANT THESE STORIES WRITTEN.
>>2191155someone link to this SB thread
>>2191155I saw him fall for that bad troll, yeah.Only thing he did wrong was apologize.
>>2191012nigger im trying not to goddamn do you understand that this shit is actually halfway difficult?
>>2191171copy paste it to the livestream
>>2191193granny smith
>>2191171
>>2191174Actually I didn't mean to imply that. It doesn't help that I swapped the good/bad in that second line.Read it as "bad are compared to the good". Yeah, that makes more sense.
>>2191144>antacid pony will never swim around in your stomach revealing your bellyache.
>>2191155I'm not really interested in the attention, it's good practice and I enjoy drawing shit for people.
>>2191154>start out gentle>but as things heat up, she start becoming the aggressive one
>>2191194then write them faggot.No writer ever got good without starting off bad.If you've got a story to tell, tell the fucking story.
>>2191205some cry
>>2191155No, I wasn't.I just wish we could figure out which ones actually want to provide us with fun things, without the attention whoring attached, and support them instead of risking running everyone off because we tell them they aren't good enough for our requests yet.
>>2191207>revealingBut I wanted her to help reduce the pain, not make people aware of it!
>>2191207>she dissolves in water>giggles because the bubbles tickle>you tip the glass down your throat>"Wheeeeeeeee!"
>>2191187>mfw when I donated $10 to a brony charity for something in 2011
>>2191194that's why i started writingthen i realized i like the attentionthen i realized that everyone who wrote was better then methen i realized i hate then them all for being better than me and for people liking them more than methen i let that hatred carry over into the threads in general and even the showi don't even know why i'm here anymorei'd all be over if I just up and left. i'd never have to worry about it again
>>2191201>that feel when rainstorm, so my internet cuts out too much to try and paste in my cuddlesluts tales from years gone by
>>2191209Congratulations! You might be one of the good ones.Not the ones who say they just want to draw/write, while at the same time complaining that nobody pays attention to them because they're terrible.
>The artist on the Livestream is Atryl.>That guy who draws A LOT of anthro porn.
>>2191187Fuck, I've been watching a lot of Star Trek lately.I don't think I'd want to ask John De Lancie any pony questions...
>>2191207>>2191144...Are there gifs of pony swimming? I can imagine them doing a little doggy paddle to be very cute.
>>2191154>>2191217If we're going to keep talking about this, can somebody provide photographs of these things that don't look like cancer?
>>2191205I never asked for this boner, I never could have known
>>2191230yea i did too for that shitty smile album.
>>2191217>she asks if you'd still like her if she was making milk>she asks if you would drink it
>>2191229>She dies contently when her purpose is complete, dissolving into nothingness.
>>2191240>complaining about lack of attentionSee, I will never do that. It's not cricket and it's not going to help me get a job.
>>2191240Good argument! I support your statements whole-heartedly, and want you to tell me more!
>>2191166I know that feel too, but.... well, being blunt, not writing isn't going to make you a better writer. You're, I think, better than I was when I started taking requests (A lot of my first requests were just awful, really) and people still seemed to appreciate those. A lot of the time it's just the solidification of an idea that people are looking for, and I think you can do that fairly well. The only thing to do now, of course, is write it. If the requestee likes it, then awesome, and if not... "Success breeds confidence, but failure breeds success"Learn from your mistakes and you can become better for them. Screwing up is when you get to make the biggest leaps forward, so write without hesitation or fear because either outcome is a plus to you.Also I totally didn't mean that post in a bragging way, quite the opposite--if I can do it, anyone can. Even though more and more people are disagreeing every time I say I can't write well, I still stand by that. I have a LOT of issues, surpassing me is not at all an unrealistic aim.
>>2191187>having your pony OC drawn by Lauren
>>2191200Yes it's difficult; it's meant to be.So stop taking the easy way out.
>>2191240>complaining about lack of attentionGod, I hope people don't think I'm doing that when I whine about comparisons. It's not the attention, it's the feeling that I'm not good enough to fulfill requests that bothers me. It's a skill thing, not attention.
did MS finish that human futa cmc jacking eachother off pic from the stream the other day?
>>2191020>Geekmom>One of her favorite parts of the fandom is the use of the word plot.ahaha oh wow, i like this lady.Not a bad article to.
>>2191247
>>2191267>she does it in pencil>the dark and edgy black alicorns look relatively normalWell, that's lucky. If she does colour them... oh god.
>>2191279HORSE ARMS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
>>2191267It makes me sad how she just embraces this.
>>2191279>Pegasus ponies in charge of swimming
>>2191273yeah, check his fimchan thread
>>2191233Go to fimfiction. Pick a few random stories.Not everybody who writes is better than you. The majority of "writers" in this fandom are illiterate.
>>2191292She's resigned herself to it.
>>2191272My art is pretty shit compared to some of the artists in here, yet people are still generally appreciative of the effort you took.Fagedabahtit, man, you improve gradually.
>>2191271how am I taking the easy way out?
>>2191106>>2191144>You will never stuff tea infuser pony full of leaves and then watch her do a cannonball into a cup of hot water>You will never pull tea infuser pony out by her tail and dry her off with a napkin
>>2191306You're using a computer and not a large piece of coal and a sheet of papyrus. Do I need to spell it out for you?
>>2191295what the fuck is fimchan
>>2191233I write because I enjoy the idea of someone, one day, reads one of my stories and gets a boner and says "Why." out loud.
>>2191306You aren't drawing good, but you're posting it anyway. Get well at this stuff first before you try getting advice.
>>2191305Yeah. People only hate Ross because of his attitude.
>>2191240>that feel when you never got a chance to whine about lack of attention
>>2191319a dead imageboard
>>2191319...
>>2191317>Not using natural colors and drawing on stone wallsGet the fuck off my thread you fucking casual scum babby autist hipster
>>2191319>not knowing FiMchanHow new are you
>>2191319NEWFAG ALERT, NEWFAG ALERT.
>>2191323thats probably the dumbest thing ive heard, man, come now
>>>2191295lurk more, newfag
>>2191279That is not cute at all. Wish they would have gone for something like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHPPOFbLb3c&t=1m25s
>>2191321I've had a few people tell me that one of my stories made them cry. That was a good feel.
>>2191306Because you're just churning out the same stuff all the time.
>>2191319Please kill yourself
>>2189491Sufficiently cute?
>>2191323>become good before you ask for helpWhat the fuck?
>>2191333bitch i paint with pheremones and impulsesget on my level
>>2191265>Also I totally didn't mean that post in a bragging way, quite the oppositeThat's not how I took it, I was just complimenting you on your success.And for the record, I'm not saying I wouldn't take a request from you. I just worry about my success. But as you say I should get over that since failure will just help me develop.
>>2191325I don't think so Tim
>>2191347Yes nice work
>>2191302She's been broken.
>>2191355thank you
>>2191311>presenting tea infuser pony with a little bowl of loose tea leaves>"Rooibos! I LOVE rooibos!"
>>2191357unf
>>2191347that's a cute pone, anyone who says otherwiseis a pone
>>2191344because i cant draw yet, hence im trying to. what would you want me to do? I cant just suddenly change everything, im trying to but its just not happening
>>2191339sorry i dont follow the brony fandom too closely
>>2191347I want to put my stolen goods in her basement
>>2191286>>2191294>>2191341its canonyou should have joined the crew and become lead animator if you wanted it different
>>2191364I need to get some rooibos, it sounds cool.It's too bad it's got so much dumb "trendy" hype surrounding it making it impossible to tell if I'm ordering rooibos tea or acai berries.
>>2191301i don't consider that writingthat may sound like an excuse, but those are just kids playing aroundits probably arrogant of me to think that I'm doing more than that>>2191321i like when people tell me they came to my storiesthe feeling of providing someone with sexual satisfaction is a good one
>>2191378STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
>>2191347Well you just kind of snuck that into a fast moving threadpretty cuteI'd say the face is a little off though
>>2191377You sound like you do to me.
>>2191364>Tea Leaf Filly will never struggle as you try to shove her into Tea Infuser Pone.
>>2191376god can you be any more of an attention slut
>>2191377
>>2191352Well, again being honest, most of the reason I'd request anything from you would be to get you to write it and see how you do on it. I'd be interested to see how you'd handle, say, a TwiDash piece. Feel free to substitute the ship, but y'know, OTP and all. Feel free to request something in return whenever, I always have a spot open for a fellow writefag.
>>2191398im just having a heated debate with my MLPG colleague
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bpE8n0Htmo
>>2191392Yeah I don't know how to fix it.It looked a lot worse earlier thoughmaybe it's the ear
>>2191311>you will never open up fridge pony>"I hope everything's cold enough for you!", she smiles>you will never sip the bottled milk she has kept at the perfect refreshing temperature>you will never see her blush proudly as you sigh contentedly while gulping down the chilled dairy beverage
>>2191384WELL MAYBE I WILL
So will this documentary fund Lauren's Galaxy Girls cartoon?
>>2191412Something to do with the perspective maybe? Seems like the face is unaligned with the head
>>2191430no? why?
>>2191396I think it's better if only a few things are ponies. Because when EVERYTHING is a pony... stuff starts getting weird.
>>2191386Okay, knock off the really shitty onesthe majority are still illiterateI like to think we have a pretty decent standard of writefag here in mlpg, but in the greater fandom that doesn't really hold. Regardless, nobody was born able, so fuck you no giving up. Go write something amazing, I know you can do it.
>>2191430I've been wondering if she could kickstart that.
>>2191440>you say while typing out that post via Personal Computer Pony
30 minutes to Rarity Quest, for those who care. We'll use the most recent dead horse, whether it's this one or the previous.
>>2191440>implying elementary particles aren't ponies
>>2191430I doubt that thing will ever get made.Its a shame, though, to have your pet project just sit there like that
>>2191321>That feel when someone told you one of your fics is their favoriteSo much gratification
>>2191454oh yes. my body is ready.
>>2191448>yfw it raises less money than the shitty documentary
Why a FEMALE EMT?Why does that matter?Isn't a Med-tech a Med-tech?
>>2191430Does she actually want to make it into a cartoon?I thought it was just intended to be a toy line.
>>2191432>horizontal flipIt's the eyesgoddamnit
>>2191376It's like learning to play the piano by mashing your hands on the keys, then calling it 'practice', and complaining to people that you aren't getting any better.>well I can't play the piano, what you expectIt's a shitty, annoying attitude.
>>2191440But that's totally normal. The freaky part comes in when you're the only human
>>2191440>everything in your house is now a pony version of itself. >Including the house itself
>>2191454>00.33 am>university classes tomorrowFUCK.
>>2191469I'm sure I read about her pitching it.
>>2191463>that feelfeels weird, man
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
>Food/appliance ponesHow about some nice musichttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INWZy3-Vw80And Jailbait, if you're still around, send me an e-mail if you actually want to be my ~new friend~
>>2191469Yeah, a cartoon. She's already selling dolls and pins and shit to try and get funding for it.
>>2191463>that feel when someone tells you that they hold your fic in the highest regard, and put it on their pedestal along with "autistic fic #1" and "brony fic #2" sigh
>>2191470
>>2191454unf
>>2191441It's the exception not the rule, but there are really well-written fics out there.One of my favorites (in during shameless plug)http://www.fimfiction.net/story/6975/1/The-Price-of-Grace
>>2191485>1:33 am>Tomorrow is a holiday
>>2191485>Not being American>Not having tomorrow off because of some dead guys.
>>2191462Well, you could also work on a pet project for decades and have it legally taken out of your hands and have any further work on it stopped, but that'd probably be too depressing to actually happen in reality.
>>2191498fuck itclose enough
>>2191475im not taking that attitude, im saying its always gonna sound like smashing your hand on the keys until you find the groove man. Obviously I understand dumb practice is worse than no practice but honestly im finding it difficult which is exactly what im saying.
>>2191492As retarded as that comic has gotten that was actually a little heartwarming>still following jappleackI'm still hopeful
>>2191478>be the only human in a world of ponies>Stay up every night, wonder why I'm different. What is my purpose.
>>2191496>that feel when an author you respect tells you they like your stuff>and they're not a faggot>that feel when a different author does the same>but their favourite stories includes My Little Dashie
Daily Dose: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIN8Cm5rYXY
>>2191492>Jappleack's facial expressionsFUCK. They gave me minor feels. The dialogue ruined it especially with >religion.
>>2191510Guys, rank the writefags from worst to best by personality
>>2191515Millions of Soldiers have died for our freedom and our day off.I just happen to care more about the day off.
>>2191515>>2191511Well we get a holiday next week because of the Queen.God save the Queen.
>>2191510Yeah sure I'm not disagreeing, there's some enjoyable stuff out therebutthe majority of it isn'tso in order to be a better than average writer you basically need to be able to speak english
>>2191538Oh fuck no, I don't want to be a part of this. I've shat up the thread enough.
>>2191538everyone elsetawtersentsts
>>2191548MA NIGGA5 day weekend because i get Fridays off.
>>2191538They're all alrightTAW and PWA are as attention whoring as it gets though for something that's not that hard to do.
>>2191417>you will never greet oven range pony every morning>you will never fail to notice her unspoken love for you as you heat up water on her stove, only for it to go to tea/coffee pony>you will never have fun with all the other ponies in your kitchen while she has to sit sandwiched between the cabinets>you will never fail to notice how she uses her barely concealed jealous rage to heat her stovetops>you will never suddenly realize that she loves it when you put a bun in her oven
>>2191492>Love and ToleranceI hope this is leading towards a big joke.
>>2191492What the fuckWhat is he trying to do?
>>2191538everyonethere
>>2191548What did the queen do a week from now? I'm not familiar with your holidays
>>2191578You know he is a fan of the fandom right?
>>2191566Why aren't you doing it, then?
>>2191585jubilee
>>2191585became queen
>>2191498I..uh..I don't get it
>>2191541Good to know that a bunch of guys got blown up so I could sleep until noon. Good for them.
>>2191585Diamond Jubilee, her 60th year of inauguration as our Queen.
>>2191566WE'RE ALL ALRIGHTWE'RE ALL ALRIGHT
>>2191536Is that titan shit from some >fanon?
>>2191591She's a vampire?
>>2191578It's gotta beplease redeem yourself HDD
>>2191588That's not a very good response to some one who has. I appreciate them because you guys appreciate them because they are taking the time to do it. Doesn't mean mean it's rocket surgery.
>>2191602teehee
LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
>>2191597>>2191592>>2191591neat
>>2191607>Rocket surgeryI just spat out some perfectly fine wateryou fucker
>>2191613TO DEFEAT
>>2191577>you will never call for campfire pony, and give her a few swigs of lighter-fluid before setting her in your backyard fire-pit with a good-sized bag of charcoal>she will never flare hotter with every bite.
>>2191187>Tara, Lauren and John to having dinner with all three, we have something for everyone>10,000 us dollarsOH GODSOMEONE STOP ME FROM GETTING MY WALLETPLEASE HELP I'VE LOST CONTROL OF MY HAND AND IT'S REACHING FOR MY WALLET
>>2191597>Having a monarchWelp, I suppose it's better than a fucked bicameral system.
>>2191577>washing machine pony just loves to spin>she loves it when you stuff her full of clothes, it makes her so wet
>>2191613I could really go for a hotdog right now.
>>2191596>not spending an hour in meditation about those who have died to protect youMonster.
>>2191625>>2191613
>>2191607Seems silly to call somebody an attention whore over it, though. As far as I can tell all TAW ever does as herself is try and convince other writefags to write or answer questions.
>>2191621spoiler:it's copyright CWC
>>2191595People naturally look at things from left to right, so even if something is a bit off center you don't notice because it flows with your eyes.A lot of fine art does this too. If you flip it, it suddenly becomes an eyesore
>>2191626>you will never pour lots of little charcoal ponies onto campfire pony>they will never bicker about who's going to be the hottest coal
>>2191492Good artwork actually. I read everything on AJ's voice.AJ being religious could give her um... something. Something to make her interesting. Something to have conflict. Conflict with Twilight perhaps. Because holy shit is AJ dull.
>>2191630at least we're straightforward with our corrupt oligarchy
>>2191600No, Anon. WE are the Titans. We are the crafters of their world, the shapers and makers of their existence. Their world is wrought by our hands.
>>2191499I dunno why you're unfing at first session man.
>>2191602I don't get it.
>>2191630she's basically a tourist attraction
>>2191621>>2191646>rocket surgery>they haven't heard rocket surgery beforeshit cat, it don't matter.
>>2191635Oh shit that's right, there must be at least billions of people who lived and died to specifically produce me and keep me alive!
>>2191635I'll remember them when I get my free hot dog at the neighborhood bbq. Hot dogs remind me of death anyway.
>>2191526But how are you doing to find anything by repeatedly doing the same kind of pictures in the same kind of style?And yes, you do have a very distinct and noticeable style in everything you do.
So, have you masturbated to horses yet today, MLPG?I know I have
>>2191645mrowtwidashi am literally in love with twilighthe doesn't just post about those three things because, gee, he has nothing else to talk about he does it because it lets him attention whore without a name
>>2191651How corrupt do you guys think Celestia and Luna are?
>>2191645>ThisHe's been yelling at me for over a week that I can do things and stuff. What a monster, telling me I can do nice things with effort.
>>2191630The royals have remained simply because of tradition, really. The queen could never truly use her will to prevent the armies being used by the government, despite her apparent right to do so.
>>2191561>ntstsisn't he the guy who said talking helps everyone but him?
>>2191631>Loofa pone wrestles with you in the shower, scrubbing you nice and clean>Your rivalry is fueled by her lust for you, hoping one day she'll get you in a submission hold and take your cock into her soft microbeaded insides
>>2191587What are you doing here off season if you're not a fan of the fandom?
>>2191645Meh, attention whoring is just a buzzword anyways. They both contribute so I shouldn't even complain. OH WELL .
>>2191680Soon
>>2191647Huh, well I'll be damned. Thanks for the explanation!
>>2191654Nathan! By god, what have they done to you!?
>>2191626>you give her mesquite woodchips as a special treat.
>>2191688probablyhe's kinda a faggot
>>2191526>Trying to argue with that anonHe's worse than RossHell, he could be Ross for all we know
You made a promise and swore you'd always remember.
I drew pinkie pie yesterday.I feel myself improving my drawing skill these days.I have to go to school soon. bye.
>>2191679honestly im not disagreeing with you, im saying im having trouble switching it up. I dont know why you think i have a shitty attitude when im saying youre right, what im saying is its difficult shit.
>>2191691I literally don't have anything better to do
>>2191697What will you masturbate to anon?
>>2191703NTSTS pls stop self loathing
>>2191648>campfire pony sweeps them all into a flaming-hot hug
>>2191680yes I did
>>2191707yeah, then i forgot. oops.
>>2191690>shampoo pony loves it when you squeeze him>he prides himself as you massage his frothy ejaculate into your hair>"My soap liquid is the nicest smelling in the whole bathroom.">conditioner pony laughs>"But it doesn't make his hair soft or shiny, you oafish boor.">you will never step in when their bickering turns physical
>>2191708Fuck me sideways, that's cute
>>2191698People look at all things the same way you read.thats why art from Asia is usually made horizontally, because there they read from top to bottom
>>2191682I actually don't! If I wanted to attention whore, I'd take a name, I don't give a fuck. I talk about those things because they interest me--I talk about a lot of other things too, people just don't call me out on them.
>>2191708>horribly deformed leg positionit's still cute
Goddamn, kill this fucking thread already.
>>2191705Well, Ross is that guy who complains that the generals are shit and he's always been vocal in his dislike of artists like SB and Goggles and Rose so it's as good a guess as any.
>>2191718like i said
>>2191708Looks good japanon! I like the sucker and the little heart sticker on her cheek especially.
>>2191652>>2191600>Humans as titans.Interesting. If I handled things, I'd make it so that there's only one human. No powers. But he's a cunning son of a bitch, and is actually the most dangerous of villains. Not pure evil either, just wants to better himself in any way he can. This is stolen from Usagi Yojimbo, but I've never read it so I can't confirm.
>>2191430>>2191462I know, we should make a kickstarter for it or something
>>2191680I'm going to right now God
>>2191705he's got a fair point. Doing different styles and experimenting with shit IS part of improving, a huge part. What im saying is im too amateur and shit to do it properly, hence everything looks the same.Mybe its just me who has this, but thats the case
>>2191735>Applejack in charge of being friends
>>2191700Made him much more attractive.
>>2191680Nope, been too busy being a faggot in here.
>>2191735You an what army, faggot pony?
>>2191717Don't knowGive me something
>>2191728And then they start making out.
>>2191748Honetly I'd buy a some pins or a doll if I had the money. I'm a fan of her work in general
>>2191607>>2191621>>2191646I looked at that like three times to see what was so amusing about "rocket surgery". I just saw "rocket science".
>>2191765
>>2191741>he's never read Usagi YojimboWhat the fuck is wrong with you?
>>2191750He's unrealistic with his expectations and tries to kill the fun in drawing by talking down on artistsHe IS the autism
>>2191776what is more difficult; rocket surgery or brain science?
>That feel when I write a request and then everyone hats it and I can't find the requestee anymore
>>2191765http://pastebin.com/sE8iyk5j
>>2191627If i had it I'd give them in a heartbeat.>chilling with the three of them making fun of all the bronieswould be a dream come truereality is so cruel ;_;
>>2191708>japanon goes to achookI bet you run with toast in your mouth
>>2191530To have sex with all the ponies of course.
this kills the thread
>>2191781the thing is, hes more valuable than most anons. Telling me whats up is exactly what I want, asking me to pull some other styles out my arse and do them without any of the mistakes im trying to work out without listening to me isnt helpful though
>>2191779Is it good?
>>2191791>No one fucked her ass yet-31/10 unrealistic
>>2191777>>2191795Perfect, thank you both
>>2191750Just as some advice, noot, it's not about your amateurishness that prevents you from changing your style.It's your desire to change your style that's the problem. As soon as you specifically NEED to change the way you draw, you have become locked into that style.Richard Williams believes that life drawing is the best way to bust out of the style cage. I would also suggest just drawing without being too specific on the details. Your style warps and changes naturally, but it's a gradual process. your personality, life experience, perspective, attitudes, etc, all contribute to your style. You are still young, you shouldn't be concerned that your style isn't the way you want it.I know a few artists that are more concerned with their signature than their actual drawing, which is pretentious and sycophantic in equal measure.
>>2191774>You come home from a sporting event, hot and sweaty and desperately in need of a shower>You find the two of them on top of each other, coated in one another's liquids, still saying that theirs is the best smelling, but in quieter voices as conditioner pony continues to grind against shampoo pony
>>2191797>you will never take part in the Achook Grain Harvest FestivalI've always wanted to see the Toast-Biter Dance in person.This is a bad feel. ;_;
>>2191799But you could do that as a pony.Why are you the exception? Are you special? Or are you a mistake?
>>2191780I can't see fillies as sexual. Sorry.
>>2191708If there's one person I'd want have a rivalry in drawing, it's you Japanon!
>>2191813maybe it is just me then. what do I need to do to change it then? because everytime i fucking pick up a pen it turns into some hipponosed bloated failure of an attempt. Im supposed to be able to do this shit. Nothings changed for about 4 months.Myba the blobs got slightly less blobby. Even Ab got better than me. shit man
Scootaloo is not sexy at all.
>>2191790Probably rocket surgery. I always get a mental image of bottle rockets with scalpels attached to them carefully being arranged in an OR.
>>2191841unf
>>2191836WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM
>>2191816>soap bar pony is secretly filming it>he plays the video through DVD Player Pony onto TV Pony, and the whole living room's ponies are laughing hysterically>sofa pony is laughing the most
>>2191780>>2191789>>2191804>we fillyfucking againCan we at least wait a week of pretending to not want to small pones, after the AB thing?
>>2191845Draw from lifeIgnore drawing ponies for a month
>>2191847there's something very wrong with you
>>2191795well...>>2191680yeah.
>>2191863i tried but i can't help myself
Get out AB
Guys can't we raise $10000 to give it to a horsefucker from us to go at the dinner? We can't afford a brony going!
>>2191856CMC are 100% accurate 9 year olds. They're completely asexual like real little girls. I just can't see them as sexual or sexy or anything. Main characters are all vaguely 20 something women and are more my kind.
>>2191864>Draw from lifethat's what AB did, look what it got him.
>>2191864i ignored drawing ponies for a while. came back and I was worse. Im going to life drawing classes this summer though, so theres that.The reason this is getting to me so much is either now or in a year i have to be good enough to get into fucking college man. Its pretty worrying if I cant do that.
>>2191874I'd almost consider chipping in 10bux or something if it meant someone going to profusely apologize for what we started.
>>2191882Don't worry.You can do it.
>>2191709Take a picture by a different artist and draw like that. Where's the difficulty?Yes, making it look *good* is very difficult. Every artist has their own style they've had a lot of practice with. You aren't going to match that first go. But the key we're looking for here is being *different*. Whereas you keep drawing the same.
>>2191874>Conan is always portrayed in a loincloth in artwork>He wears armor, or whatever is reasonable in the situation in the books>Only wears a loincloth in special circumstances, like when he's taken prisoner
>>2191872>Implying AB is not dead.>His body will be discovered once neighbors complain of the smell>we will all be arrested for facilitating suicide.
>>2191845You don't NEED to change your style, man. Ask yourself who you are changing it for. I don't think you are changing it because you want to, only because people have pointed out they do not like the noses.So fucking what? The noses add a small amount of individualism and character to the drawings. The last thing you want to do is change your style and start looking like everyone else, which is likely to happen since your lines and the proportions of the ponies are very close to Rose's and Reu's, maybe even Tess's.Just focus on improving the quality of art you can produce. Your style will naturally change with it.
>>2191874I want to win the horsefucker lottery!
>>2191882You won't get into college with pones
>>2191847No, she's not.She's cute as a button, though.
>>2191897well, thanks SB/rose.>>2191900I hate asking this question, but do you even draw man?
>>2191876>100% accurate 9 year oldsexactlyyou mean you know some 9 year olds that aren't adorable little sex goddess who jack you off through your pants under the dinner table?
>>2191911Just like all the ponies
>>2191911Yeah, Scootaloo's got a sexy button.
>>2191911>Scootaloo>CuteBut that's wrooooooong
>>2191922Just like my japanese cartoons!
>>2191911The cutest.Or at least in the top 3
>>2191917I'm neither of those people.
>>2191821>like a real colt>girl reverse trapping during analf-f-fetish unlocked!
>>2188425> MLP General: The 3D ExperienceManWorst Universal Studios ride yet.
>>2191934>>2191929They're both cute.They're both hot as hell.And so is Sweetie. AT VERY LEAST CANNOT WE FILLYFUCKERS AGREE THAT WE WOULD ALL THE CMC?!
>>2191917Drawing is all practice. There's really not any quick way to get better.You just have to be patient, and power through the stretches where you feel like you can't improve.
>>2191934Applebloom is cute.Its not like an of them are hogging all the cute from the others
>>2191907the measure of a good artist is the breadth of his proficiency. Nobody gives a shit about someone that can draw one style only. Being versatile is one of the main things I want to get down.Maybe im subconsciously holding myself back, trying to do one thing well before i move onto another. thats something i do often>>2191946swing and a miss. thanks anon
>>2191845Use Jr's reference guide and anatomy. It's spoilered from some more suggestive things at the very bottom.Also, use the pen tool. PROTIP: holding alt and clicking on the latest node causes the old line to terminate and a new line to begin, very useful for hard corners.
>>2191904AB still shows up in the chats right?
>>2191904His neighbours have already complained about the stink.The stink of his semen soaked carpet as he faps furiously to children.
>>2191876>They're completely asexual like real little girls>this is what purists actually believeFuck's shake dude! Pedophilia might be sick and wrong but we don't have to use every delussional argument we encounter to strengthen that notion!I was fapping since I was 4 and about one out of every 3 girls I've known had been masturbating since they were at least 8.
We filly fool now?
>>2191917Yes, and no I'm not Rose.If the fact I'm not one of the drawfags you greatly admire invalidates what I'm saying, then hey, I'll shut up.
>>2191954im doin that but this guy im talking to is having none of that.plus drawing aint quite all practice, its about intelligent practice>>2191980thats not what im saying, seriously are you reading what im typing here?
Is that livestream shit up on youtube yet?I was planning on fapping to Taras burp.
>>2191911Truffle's pretty cute too.
>>2191977I cannot picture what is going on in that pic.
>>2191976>I started doing it when I was four! Therefore all children desire the cock.Stop, dude.Just. Stop.
>>2191996Who's Truffle?
>>2191964His steam account has been offline for 2 days according to his profile.
>>2191960i dont really have a problem with anatomy, i have a problem with stylization.
>>2191958You are complaining about not being able to draw cartoon ponies properly.Forget cartoon ponies, you need to be able to draw humans and creatures accurately. Do not forget that if you wish to do animation, you will be copying other people's styles, none of the drawings will be of your own. The most you will get away with is wacky facial expressions, so long as they do not deviate from the overall style and they do not deviate from the storyboards, which are usually very strict.
>>2191976Maybe the tiniest of experimentation. But it's all curiousness. But until puberty they're purely asexual.
>>2192007It's what bronies call Neighthan.
>>2191966> implying AB's cumbox isn't the source of the trouble> it's a cutout from the boy's clothing section of the JC Penny Christmas Catalog, 1996> A chipper young boy in full-on red and green stitch sweater is clinging on to a teddy bear> He cut out the eyes. They were always judging him.> He cut out the smiling mouth, too. It always snarled and screamed after he was ... finished. Every time.
>>2191991I figured the "knowing what to practice" part was implicit.
>>2191977I can only hope the cum in this spike 34 I'm drawing right now is more realistic.
>>2192008>His steam account has been offline for 2 days according to his profile.Well, if he disapears for a long time then maybe.
Good filly fapfiction?
>>2192018>NeightanNot just Nathan Pony.
>>2191996But thats Nathan Pone
>>2192013yeah, i been working on humans and other shit outside the general. i keep my pones here>>2192027im just covering my bases in this argument, i been bitched out for saying i just arbitrarily practice before
>>2192007
>>2192027Do I have to practice practicing?
>>2192020God damn it you fucker, I didn't need to feel this.
>>2192015> purely asexualUhWellIt's true they don't have nearly the hormones a pubescent or post-pubescent person has, or the brain structures that correspond to sameBut they do derive pleasure from sexual acts and genital manipulationAnd no I am no way saying "IT"S AWWWWRIIIIGHT"I'm saying "purely asexual" is a stretchCan we talk pony now?
>>2192007One of that colt's fanon names is "truffle shuffle". I don't like it, but calling him Nathan feels cruel to the pony, like calling Srewloose Yamino.
>>2192046You haven't been life drawing yet? Mistake.There's no point even practicing to draw cartoon characters, human or otherwise, if you are not life drawing.
>>2192048Actually yes. There's good practice and bad. The former will hurt you long-run.
>>2192049This has been a production of Witch Dyke Feels, Inc.
>>2192063thats a mite extreme
>>2192012Do you do a sketch first? If you're using photoshop, you should do a sketch, merge the layers, set the opacity to 30%, then use a new layer to outline with the pen tool to make all the curves clean and uniform. It's essentially drawing the picture twice, but it really helps.
>>2192065LATTER ARGGGH
>>2191996Agreed. He is classiest colt.>>2192007Nathan Pony. He's also called Rolly-poly.
>>2192050But they have zero sex drive. That doesn't come until puberty.
>>2192084>Rolly-poly.WHAT THE FUCK
>>2192063What if I only want to draw cartoon characters?
>>2192015>Maybe the tiniest of experimentation.WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO MY 5 YEAR OLD BONER HITTING MY BELLYBUTTON EVERYTIME BUTTOCKS POPPED UP IN THE TV!? I was scared and confused and all I could do was fap until I loved it!
>>2192074Not really, because I know what industry you are seeking to join.Tough love, dude. You will never get the gumption to do shit if people pander to you. I am just telling it like it is. If this puts you off, you are joining the wrong industry.Use this information as you will, dejectedly or with motivation...
>>2192092Because he's fat.
>>2191964>>2191966>>2192008Can you faggots drop this shit and go back to talking about ponies and the spaghetti documentary? I'm tired of hearing about this fucking shit. It makes me sick. Can you at least pretend to not be as bad as the fucking /b/read?
>>2192084>Truffle shuffle>Rolly polyWhat's with bronies and horrible rhyming names?
>>2192102I am offering the advice to noot because of his chosen career path.If all you want to do is draw for fun, then my advice doesn't really apply wholly, but if you want to improve you can use it to your advantage!
How do I draw pony ?
Where be the new horse?
>>2192105Who are you anywaysjust curious
>>2192079i do that with SAI>>2192105its not putting me off, i said im taking summer life drawing classes. Ive been pretty busy before now, which is why im pulling out the stops now that I am free.
>>2192112> not as bad as the /b/read> hating pedosManIt's like you don't know what being better than /b/ is.
>>2192050>It's true they don't have nearly the hormones a pubescent or post-pubescent person has, or the brain structures that correspond to sameThen I must have been a very special child. My father must had been very proud.
>>2191680i have been jacking off to horses so much i have completely run out of porn. i have moved on to anime dickgirls now.
>>2192130get stabed in the chest from behind
>>2192122Truffle shuffle is from a movie that I can't remember the name of and have never seen. It's a dance.
>>2192102YES. Everyone must learn life drawing. NO QUESTIONIn truth, it gets hung on a bit too high a pedestal for my liking. Draw what you want.
>>2192063What the fuck is "life drawing"?Not even the most dedicated drawfags make it their whole life.
>>2192092Rolly Poly. It's used to describe someone who's round and chubby.It's a cute name, I think.
>>2192035guess not. I haven't found any either
>getting up at 3 AM to participate in Autism Quest: Waifu EditionYou know I don' really care I lost control of my lifeSo anyway did Rarity quest started
>>2192130You become niggerfaggot
>>2192159drawing from life.>>2192156well its about finding proportion and mark making and pose and shit, without having to fuck around with references and what not. its about translating what you see into what you draw
>>2192151>no subject>no keywords
>>2192155The Goonies.>>2192122the phrase "rolly-poly" has been around a LOT longer than bronies, dude.And really, it's one of the better names out there.
>>2192138Another tryhard artfag who thinks that TRIUMPH always comes from ADVERSITY, just got to "be yourself" and "say it like it's real" as if that's a license to be a prick, because lol, really it's good for youSeriously, saying things kindly like "Just take some life drawing courses, seriously, it's the basis of everything else" is better than saying I WILL NOT CODDLE OR PANDER TO YOU, YOUR SHIT IS SHIT AND THERE IS NO POINT TO YOUR ART IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY BEEN LIFE DRAWING, GO BACK TO JUNIOR HIGH ART SCHOOL YOU FAGMEISTER.Seriously. Quit keeping it real.> inb4 Tumblr-sensitive analpain y u so mad tho
>>2192199>implying that's mattered in a really long time
>>2192139>its not putting me offI'm glad you said that, man. The industry is extremely competitive and it can be very depressing at times if I am honest.
>>2192180It's about to, need to make general announcement in new horse then I'll be back with the prompt. (New horse just got deleted)I'll wait until we get that figured out.
>>2192204i dont know where this is directed. All ive done is agree with you
>>2192227>>2192227>>2192227>>2192227>>2192227WASN'T ARCHIVING CORRECTLY.HORSE
>>2192204Holy shit, if I wanted to draw for a career, I wouldn't take any advice from this shithole.
>>2192085I think it's only due to lack of stimuli. Until I hit puberty I've fapped to all cartoons with basic-feminine curvature and every thong/topless I had seen to the beach. I do not fap to pones but I'm pretty sure I would have hit it hard for them as a kid.
>>2192225No, I meant that anon. You should take up life drawing because, well, it's hard to get the nack until you do get the knack, then looking at your old work is just ... reading fucking alien heiroglyphics.Some people get lucky and get that shit on day one. The rest of us need to put in the time and the effort to burn it in.
>>2192216im learning that more and more. the thing is i really do wanna be able to fucking do what the guy says but i dont. fucking. know. howwhich is exactly my point. Shit, if being SB was that easy id have done it
>this threadIt’s like a dream I had: I floated on the River Nile, smokin’ some fresh weed, relaxin’. But I ain’t ever gonna see the Nile anyhow.
>>2192225No, that's not me....this is getting too confusing...
>>2192143As much as I hate to respond to you, the part you don't understand is remaining vaguely on-topic and that is not it. Everyone hates pedos yes we get it now talk about ponies. Pinkie Pie, can she turn other unicorns into guns ala twilight? Would they shoot differently?
>>2192244then thank you mean, for being understanding and straight forward. i got me a year to figure it out, and honestly, if nothing else, my comfort holding a pencil has gotten better. tell you what, i wont look at a piece of rose art for a month. Someone list me another artist who doesnt do porn to artistically molest for a bit to try this out on
My body is ready.
>>2192260well, do you get what im saying? Im trying to do as you say, but what IM saying is its proving difficult for me
>>2192204Come now, I'm not being a prick about it, I have actually praised his art numerous times. I initially said he should stop focusing on his art style, because it's good!The industry he wants to join is very competitive. He's going to make a living from it. In the world of animation, triumph usually does come from adversity. There are thousands of prospective animators all champing the bit to work on shows. He has a tough road ahead of him, but I have all the faith in Noot, he genuinely wants to improve. Not many artists in the general are like that, they bitch about improving yet throw back any decent advice as being "too hard" or "but I'm not good enough to try that yet".3/10 slightly rustled.
You woke up this fine spring morning ready to head outside and be sociable with your neighbors, or maybe drop by Twilight's library and see what she was up to. You went for your “lucky” t-shirt, but upon putting it on you heard an ungodly ripping sound and felt the shirt's remains fall about your shoulders. Between sentimental value and the amount of superstitious faith you put in it, this caused you to be a tad upset. Throwing on a secondary shirt and grabbing the remains with you, you headed for the one seamstress you could trust with the job of repairing it: Rarity. When you enter Rarity's boutique you find her reading a magazine in the corner of her workplace, which is surprisingly tidy. She magically removes the fashionable glasses she wears, looking up at you with a welcoming smile. “Good morning! Is there anything I can...,” she pauses as she sees the mess that qualifies as your favorite shirt in your hands, “Oh my, what IS that?”[cont'd]
>>2192308
>>2192308Someone better cap this shit.
>>2192308You briefly explain how it's your favorite shirt, but it sorta fell apart and how you'd really like her to repair it for you. She listens intently, getting up from the cushion she was laying on and walking to you as you speak. When you're finished she uses her magic to hold the remains of the shirt up to your chest, looking at its form and how it fits on you. She slowly lowers the material, for it can hardly be called a shirt anymore, and shakes her head a little sadly. “I'm sorry darling, but I don't think even I can repair this for you.” Your shoulders slump in resignation. That was your favorite shirt, and you thought maybe she could help. You sigh as you straighten your back once again. Well, this sucks, but you'll get over it. You're about to leave when Rarity says, “Well, I can't repair it, but I think I could make a new one for you. Would you like that, dear? Same design and colors? Or should we start over?"
Ha-ha! Tonight we >feel in hell!
>>2192343I put my dick in her.
>>2192293Yes.But more often than not "it's difficult" is accompanied by the person in question just listlessly poking the problem with a stick instead of tackling it.And trying to draw differently while drawing exactly the same way rings more of that.
>>2192343>better make her say "Darling">that'll make it rarity
>>2192343I ask her to make it similar to the old, but with a little Rarity flair thrown in for good measure!
>>2192343A new shirt?SureSo where do we begin?
>>2192343Might as well start over. It wouldn't be the same even if it had the same design and color. So might as well start fresh.
>>2192343hmmm... same design, or a rarity original? maybe a combination of both?
>>2192343Same design and colors.
>>2192362well, i mean, the thing about it is if I knew how to I would. if I take a break from rose maybe thatll help or something. Honestly my ponies have always been like this too.I guess i need to take a closer look at other influences
>>2192343Same design and stuff but maybe we could use a patch of the old fabric in the new one?
>>2192363>>2192343>and dear, too>NOW she's in-character
A copy wouldn't be the same, we need something new.
>>2192394I won't make her do that all the time I swear, I just thought I'd get that out of the way.
>>2192392It's Rarity Quest now hush up por favor
>>2192392You just need to work at actually improving so you don't end up like someone like SB who drives deeper into a creatively bankrupt and ultimately destructive rut.
>>2192392You probably do; that other anon was certainly right that life drawing will probably help.The thing is though, I wouldn't say you've really gotten all that close to replicating Rose either.
>>2192415stop being reasonablei'm trying to be antagonistic over here god
>>2192425This.While no one can deny SB's skill, his drawings have now reached a point where he will find it very difficult to diversify. He has backed himself into his own corner.Shall we take this to the new thread? At least it's a discussion.
>>2192423We were here first.
>>2192423deal w/ it>>2192425i..uh wat>>2192428well, yeah, she has got 7 years on me. im not trying to be her im trying to do it as smooth as she does, any artist with that bulging nose and smoothness i focus on.
>>2192448Can't we share?
>>2192442>>2192428>>2192425Take it to the new thread, guys. I'd rather have you over there than rarity quest.
... what the fuck Aspirant?
To our wonderful friend~Kim Fluttershy Dykas Kim,You have my greatest sympathies. I know well the pain of loss, but I cannot conceive of your circumstances. My greatest hope for you as you go forward is this; that your personality will not be twisted by the insanity and hatred of the world. Your father was taken from you in an act of senseless violence. There is no excuse, no reason, for this. It was an unthinking act of hatred and resentment. Please, do not allow yourself to become the echo of the very things which took your father away from you. In the past month, we have come to speak on nearly a daily basis. Trading jibes and pony jokes that whittled away the hours, and in just that short time I watched your ability as a writer develop by leaps and bounds. I was very impressed that your command at a second language was so adept, and it has only improved. I encourage you to continue this passion, to use it. Do not bottle up your rage and your sorrow. Write it. Scream into the pages. Get it out. Don’t forget the family around you. Be close to them; you need one another now more than ever. We, as well, will be here for you.Sincerest regards,Seattle_Lite
>>2192521He takes his time to write, be patient pal
>>2192555huh?
>>2192364>>2192370>>2192371>>2192373>>2192378>>2192393>You don't think just remaking the shirt would do the old one justice, so you decide to ask Rarity for her help in making you another. Similar to the old, but with some of her style added in.>An idea strikes you as you look at the remains of your old shirt. It has a logo on the front, which is still largely intact. You could have her sew this into the new shirt or replicate the design.What design would you like it to be, and would you care to use it? Simple ideas, no dicks, vote system.>You tell Rarity you'd like for her to create a new shirt for you, with some of her known style added in for good measure>"A good idea, if you don't mind my saying so. That one is....dated. Now, just come over here and let me measure you," she motions towards a standing block and retrieves a cloth measure from a drawer>Unfortunately for her, you're a little taller than her usual customers so she has to use magic to measure your upper body, asking you to read the numbers to her>When she's finished she asks if you'd like a new pair of pants to go with your shirt, "A whole ensemble would look much more dashing than a new shirt with faded pants. And I'll need those measurements anyway, when you come back for other clothing."Full outfit, yes/no?Any questions you want to ask her while she's measuring you, to make small talk?
>>2192586COVER IT IN DICKSA DICK OUTFITALSO, ASK HER ABOUT DICKS
>>2192586Full outfit.>small talk1. So, have you ever made an outfit for a human before? (jokingly, since we are the only human)2. I can't believe how tidy your store is! Most clothing stores I visit, tailors or no, are usually cluttered.3. Ask her what kind of fabrics she prefers to work with.
>>2192586Design needs to be classy, full outfit, no items, Fox only, final destination.
>>2192586>wearing shirts with logosEh.And we might as well go for a new outfit while she's feeling generous. It's not like we're going to get a new pair of jeans while we're here anyway.As for small talk, there's the weather, asking about her store, etc.
>>2192586full outfit. rarity style.
Full outfitAsk her about work, she didn't seem very busy when we showed up
>>2192586Sew the patch into the shirt, sentimentality and all.Instead of long pants, How about some cargo pants to go with that shirt?
>>2192586I think a fresh start would be amazing. Swag new t-shirt and swag new jeans to go with.I want the Pure White Lover Bizarre Jelly 5 logo on it.
>>2192586Sure a full outfit will be really nice. I mean what could we lose>small talkAsk her how is it going. What has she been up to. If she ever made an outfit for an human and if she thinks that it would be easy/ We have a lot we could talk about
DICKS DICKS
We are the ded
>>2192765left >>4
>>2192765Give him time
>>2192772>>2 4me
>>2192796We >>50
DICK MCSLICK
>>2192626>>2192633>>2192645>>2192646>>2192650>>2192659>>2192664Full outfit is goNo logo>Rarity takes a moment to visualize the design on a piece of paper at her work bench before coming back to you with the measure once again, "Alright, I think I've got it. Now try not to move around too much or you'll throw off my measurements.">As she's measuring you decide to break the silence with a joke, asking if she's ever made a costume for a human before.>"Why, of course not, you're the only one I know and we've hardly met before this," she pauses for a moment while measuring your thigh, "Oh, haha, it seems I missed the joke. You'll have to forgive me, sometimes I miss the obvious when I'm working.">You ask why her shop seems so tidy, and without trying to phrase it badly, why it seems slow today. She was reading a magazine when you came in after all.>She sighs, finishing her measurements and looking at you with a hint of frustration on her face, "Well, there haven't been many events lately, meaning people don't need more suitable clothing right now. Other than that, it's the slow season for me.">She walks back to her workbench, idly flipping through clothing materials near her using her magic, "Now, when do you need this by?"Any other questions before she gets to work?
DICKY DICKERSON DICK DICK
>>2192852Ask her what she likes to do in her free time, surely she can't be working 24/7.It gives us a great in to judge where to take her on a potential date, etc etc.
>>2192765Sorry, I looked up the logo >>2192659suggested and fell into a fit of laughter before I could type. I'm also just a slow writer, sorry.
>>2192852Well, the sooner the better.Ask if she'd like us to help in any way before we go out.
>>2192852Well if your work is slow, maybe you're free to grab something to eat tonight? Since we don't know each other very well how about we remedy that?
>>2192893>anon in charge of hitting on girls
>>2192852No hurry with the suit. The sooner the better but it's not urgentThen ask her if she needs any help with anything. If not try to make some further conversation like >>2192881 said>>2192884I was just joking around man
>>2192852no rush with the clothes.how are we paying for this, anyway? i assume we've got some bits?
>>2192893No, not this. It's too forward for Rarity, she also is busy and probably won't notice, or would think you're joking.
>>2192956"Do you take unconventional payments?"
>>2192977LIIIIIIIIIIIIKEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????????????????????
>>2192852>>2192881
>>2192996GG get off the fucking table
>>2192997Once the outfit is made, we will pay her in full then offer to take her out for some lunch because we are so satisfied with the result.
>>2192852>>2192881>>2192889>>2192893>>2192934I know but I looked it up anyway>>2192956>You tell her to take her time and ask if there's anything you can do to help, to which Rarity waves a hoof at you and giving you a smile, "That's very kind of you, but I can do this. It is my passion after all.">You ask about payment, causing her to stare at the ceiling for a moment in thought. She turns around, saying, "No charge for the first one. Just make sure you come back for anything in the future, deal?">You don't feel right just taking a free set of clothes, so tell her you insist you'll pay for it.>She gives you a look, raising an eyebrow, "And I must insist that the first outfit is a gift. It's tradition, surely you understand?"Press the issue, agree you should get it for free, offer alternative payment (if so, what)?
>>2193040Alternative payment.Surely there's an open box of gems that we can use for inspiration on the type of payment, yes? I'm sure she could always use an extra hand when gathering gems.
>>2193040>whatoffer her a dickif she holds out then tell her your penis pal big macintosh has a great dick that you'd be willing to throw in to sweeten the pot
>>2193040Whatever the crazy cat lady wants
>>2193040Tell her you've seen her other creations and there's no way you're taking one for free.You wouldn't fell rightIf she doesn't want money propose her to take her to a dinner or something one night.
>>2193040Insist that you pay her by taking her out for a nice lunch in a swanky or even quaint place (I get the impression Rarity would love a quaint homely sort of food establishment), it's only fair.
>>2193040>>>2193075
>>2193040Tell her you owe her a favor but don't press the issue. Ask her if she offers a free first time for all her customers.
>>2193118>Ask her if she offers a free first time for all her customers.thismake sure you say it exactly like this tooand nudge herand winklike this "do you offer all your customers a free first time nudge nudge wink wink"like that
>>2193040Respect the tradition; since business seemed slow offer to get her lunch, it was where you were headed anyways before your "lucky" shirt ripped. It will give you a chance to get to know her better since you two really hadn't met until this point.
>>2193118>Ask her if she offers a free first time for all her customers.
>>2193118>Ask her if she offers a free first time for all her customers.Also, this.
>>2193118But she said it was tradition to offer a first piece for free, so...Actually, say it's a human tradition to take a wonderful woman out to lunch if they do you a favour, and if you must honour hers, she must honour yours. Say it with a jokey tone, though. Don't be too insistent.
>>2193178>anon in charge of pestering an obviously uninterested lady
>>2193146>>2193167>>2193177Would you all kindly get your heads out of the gutter? It's the first date, geez.
>>2193201>implying we aren't in charge of MAKING her interested
>>2193206shush upshe's a sluti knowshe knows itshe'll play coy but she wants you inside her right nowjust giving her what she wants
>>2193231Annon don't even think of gettin on the table
>>2193040>>2193075>>2193107>>2193110>>2193083>>2193118>>2193115>>2193160>You tell her that you don't feel right taking one of her creations for free, as they're known to be the best clothing around. You also ask if she offers a first free time for all her customers.>"Oh, you flatterer you. But yes, the first outfit designed by myself for anyone is free. People remember such things and come back. And it feels good, to see that look in their eye when you tell them the first outfit is 'on the house,' so to speak." She missed the innuendo in your question it seems.>You offer to take her to lunch, or help her gather gems as payment. At the very least you'll owe her a favor.>She's about to object when her stomach gives quite the growl, causing her to blush, "Well, I suppose I could go for a meal, if you're offering. It might do me some good to get out of the boutique for a bit anyway. Just let me check my hair and we can go. Where did you have in mind?"Where are you taking the nice lady, gentlemen?
>>2193040>>>2193118
>>2193246it's already happeningit's too lateyou cannot possibly stop me at this stage
>>2193250Where was that place that Twilight ate way back in Ticket Master? That restaurant might be a good choice.
>>2193250Well we could go with the clasic choice and that fancy and a bit expensive restaurant or something elseWhat options do we really have?
>>2193250what can we afford? we should take her some place decent, at least. doesn't need to be super-fancy, but not fast food.
>>2193250Ask her what sort of places she likes. Tell her you aren't from Ponyville so you don't know your way around very well, but tell her you don't mind picking up the tab wherever she wishes to go.
>>2193273Yes, this place.
>>2193250take her down to Sergent Splatter's Spinal Spit-roast Special. rush her into the alley and give a dick on the waycall up your buddy big macintosh if he wants some too
>>2193250Your not really sure. You don't know very many restaurants in town. How about letting her decide where to go?
>>2193250>>>2193285
>>2193250>>>2193273
>>2193250>>2193273or>>2193285
>>2193307>>2193311>>2193325>these posts are vital to questing.
We aren't dressed for classy right nowSuggest this place >>2193285
>>2193337>questingmanthis isn't even a questI don't know what this isbut this isn't a quest
>>2193352It is kinda a quest.I mean we can do whatever we want. We don't really have fixed options or paths to make it he standard CYOAQuests don't alwayse mean adventures
>>2193352It does become a quest later on, faget. We've had all of 4 posts from Aspie-rant, give it time.
>>2193352It's somewhere between a quest and an interactive >feels
wait how the fuck did a human get to equestria
>>2193250>>2193273>>2193278>>2193279>>2193285>>2193299>>2193307>>2193311>>2193325>You confess you aren't familiar with Ponyville, though you recall a restaurant Twilight mentioned once. Had a fancy waitier, H on the menus and a nice outdoor section...>"Ah, I know the place you're talking about, that would do nicely. Acceptable food, not too pricey, in the middle of town where everyone can see my sun hat....">You're carrying about 100 bits on your person, though you don't tell Rarity this when you ask what the prices are like.>"Well, they should be doing lunch specials about now, so I'd wager something around.....80 bits for two people if we both get entrees and a drink. Is that alright?"
>>2193352Basically this >>2193390I've had requests for mild adventuring in this one, which will probably happen if you manage to get yourself gem stone hunting with Rarity.Otherwise, I agree, it's not a standard Adventuring Quest where you save a kingdom or anything. I just call it a quest because that's what everyone else calls it.
>>2193405TO THE RESTAURANT
>>2193405"No. That's not alright.On second thought, I'll just take the clothes."and walk out
>>2193405ONWARD TO GLORY
>>2193405That would be perfectly alright. Let's try and not embarrass ourselves.
>>2193428Quick question When are you planing to hold the next parts?
>>2193405>>>2193435
>>2193405Off we go
>>2193405onward to the restaurant. no spaghetti please.
>>219340580 bits is a small price to pay for a new set of quality clothes.
>>2193444I try to be flexible with my scheduling, though I'm hoping we can do more than once a week to speed up the process. I usually wait until we're done with a session to ask, but if people want to leave a response to this post for what day works for them next, I'll collect the responses later and schedule accordingly.
>>21934055 Bucks that we go full spaghetti
>>2193469I'll raise you $50 and some rule 34 of your OC.
>>2193405Kind-of date with Rarity AND a free outfit?80 bits is worth it.
>>2193469no because we're suave anons who could definitely make it with a girl like rarity in real life
>>2193455>>2193484Careful, gents, this is the point where bad luck strikes and the waiter brings us the bill which is 150 bits or something stupid.
>>2193489AHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHOh god my sides
>>2193500Oh come on Ponies are smallWe'll just pick up Rarity and go full Handegg to get out of that situation
>>2193489I'm a Rarifag and I laughed. Good show, Anon.
>>2193514can we use rarity as a weapon
>>2193514>Rarity initially screams you to put her down>when you finally do after finding a quiet spot to hide, she admits the dine and dash was exhilarating
>>2193535is that when she gets dicked?
What if we used marshmallow white pony and turned her into a smore
>>2193535http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_Hh2SptYBA
>>2193548You were secretly dicking her on the way, that's why she's so exhilarated.
>>2193548How many "dates" did it take to get to sex with Pinkie?
>>2193567Like five.
>>2193577worth it.
>>2193526Unfortunately we don't have Weapon Proficiency (Pony)
>>2193567Three or four, just to get to oral, I think. After that it was open season.
>>2193577It took us 3 to get to more than just hugs, though.
>>2193405>>2193432>>2193438>>2193435>>2193440>>2193448>>2193449>>2193455>>2193469>Sounds a bit pricier than you're accustomed to, but considering it means you're paying about 80 bits for a new set of fashionable clothes it's probably worth it. >Besides, won't kill you to eat someplace a little more upscale, right?>You tell her the price is acceptable, though her outfit would certainly be worth more.>"You really must stop with these compliments, you'll make me resemble Pinkie I'll be so flattered.">And with that the two of you head out into the sunny afternoon, Rarity leading the way to the restaurant as she nods and waves to passerby who recognize her. You get a few ponies waving at you as well, though they turn and murmur to their neighbors after they think you aren't looking....>You arrive at the restaurant and take a seat in the outdoor section, the two you sitting on piles of hay for seats>The menu arrives and you discover Rarity's estimates were a little lower than on the menu. The lunch special for two would be 120 bits, though you could order something small for yourself to allow Rarity to buy something more expensive if she desires. Or you could try to run home and grab some more cash, but that might cause a scene and you'd be abandoning Rarity for a bit.What do?
don't worry about pinkie piewe can call up our best friend big "give her the dick" macintosh to take care of herwe just need to focus on the white slut
>>2193608How far is our house?Are we /fit/?We could excuse ourselves to go to the toilet and dash home.
>>2193567Oral/Masturbation stuff happened on the 4th one after a cooking contest in which she said she'd do anything, though she slept at your place after events on the second date at least, cuddling you in your bed.Real sex was date 6.
>>2193608doitforher.jpg
>>2193608i knew it.let the lady eat. we can wait. i don't think we should just leave here there and run home. try and make it with what we've got.
>>2193608Take the hit to our wallet and deal with it. Ponies already have a low opinion of humans, and this would leave an unfortunate first impression on Rarity as to our reliability if we just ran off.
>>2193608Leaving her alone would be a disaster, just order something small like a salad. If she asks tell her you're on a diet.
>>2193608Order some cheap salad, let Rarity buy expensive shit.>>2193634Do you have caps of dates 5 and 6?
>>2193608Grab more dosh
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/Aspirant/Pinkie%20Pie%20Date%20Archive.htmlArchives exist for a reason people.
offer waiter rarity for 50 bitsif he accepts, call up big macintosh to join you and pig out
>>2193642>>>2193664
>>2193633You're currently near the center of town, your home is more towards the outskirts. Easily a 10 minute walk, jogging would be shorter but then you'd come back a sweaty mess most likely. You aren't /fit/, but you aren't a land whale. You're in the average territory of fitness.>>2193642http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/Aspirant/Date%20Webpages/Date%205.html
>>2193608By ordering something small we get to both let Rarity enjoy herself and maintain our girlish figure.
We're not leaving her there, order something small
>>2193682Well we can't risk itOrder something small for yourselfIf she asks tell her you ate beforeLet the lady have what she wants
>>2193608>>2193635>>2193637>>2193639>>2193641>>2193642>>2193644>>2193707>Though you'd like to eat a full meal, you decide leaving the lady to grab more cash would be impolite.>So you order a garden salad and stick to ice water, telling Rarity to get whatever she wants. When she gives you a look about your order, you tell her you're on a diet.>To your surprise, she just orders a sandwich of leafy greens and carrots, more like salad on a bun than anything.>The waiter takes your menus,telling you that your food will be out shortly before wandering off to place your order with the kitchen.What would you like to talk about with Rarity while you wait?
>>2193608>>>2193665
>>2193736Talk about pretty dressesbitches love soft guys
>>2193736get her to talk about herself. how did she get into the fashion business? where does she see herself in 5 years, etc.
>>2193736Ask her if she likes living by herself if the boutique. It seems like a lot of work to keep such a big place in pristine condition.
>>2193736Ask her what inspired her to become a tailor of fine garments.Then tell her you are really excited to see what she comes up with for your outfit, what you saw in the store made you realise she's very creative and has a lot of talent.Flatter her, but without being too sycophantic.
>>2193736"What's the funniest request for clothing you've ever gotten?"
>>2193736talk about the adventures you went on with your buddy big "richard dickslappe" macintoshand how many dickings you've participated in together
>>2193763 this>>2193767 then this
>>2193783seconding
>>2193783Seconding this
>>2193736Well, there's a few things we could talk about. Weather, orders she's got coming up, what >>2193763 said, and then what >>2193767 said.
>>2193736>>2193756>>2193761>>2193762>>2193763>>2193767>"So, Rarity, how did you get to be a seamstress?">"Well, when I was a filly I was....drawn to a rock field some distance away from town. Initially, I had no idea why I'd been pulled to that location. But after a wave of rainbow light, which I later found to be Rainbow Dash's first Sonic Rainboom, caused the rock to split open and reveal the gems inside, I suddenly just knew. The gems were shining, magnificent! Just absolutely captivating...," she drifts off for a moment, lost in thought, before regaining her senses and continuing, "Oh, my, sorry. But after I saw the magnificence of the gems, I had the urge to put them on things. Clothing, tapestries, just about everything really! Quite embarrassing. But after a time I began to learn how to put them on clothing in ways that made both look fantastic, and from there one thing lead to another and here I am!">"But what about you? What's your special talent, what do you do for fun? Is everyone so....tall where you come from?"
>>2193925I COME FROM A PLANET YOU WILL NOT UNDERSTAND
>>2193925I tend to dick. That's, uh, that's my special talent.You think I'm tall? You should see my buddy, Big "Large Apple" Macintosh. Man, he's a tall dude.
>>2193925>special talentOh you see it's uite simple I spent most of my time on a forum called 4chan with other guys while watching a cartoon about your and your friends' life and imagining we're fucking you or various citizens of EqeustriaHell one time we pretended we were dating you. Funny thing you know since it went exactly like this
>>2193925Well, let's assume that we, as the person were always good with our hands.Not in that way mind you, but in the sense of tinkering. Dextrous fingers, capable of mending small objects. Maybe limited knowledge of sewing.Heights vary. Some are taller, others are shorter. Some, through some quirk of birth, never grow taller than a few feet tall. It's mostly up to luck and genetics.
>>2193925Tell her you were a king stripped of your royalty by a devious advisor that you trusted deeply. He used evil sorcery to remove you from the land and cast you into oblivion for eternity, but she spell went awry and you ended up here. Tell her the experience has left you deeply scarred, but Equestria is so wonderful you won't be that desperate to leave. You have a home here, and you love it.
>>2193977Seconding thisBitches love dextrous fingers
>>2193979Then smirk and tell her you were joking.Then do this:>>2193977
>>2193925tell her about how useful our hands could be in her line of work.
>>2194046nudge wink
>>2193925>>2193936>>2193972>>2193974>>2193977>>2193979>>2194021>>2194026[Total 40]>"Well, I was once a king of my land, but long story short, an evil sorcerer didn't like how I was running things and banished me. I ended up here somehow.">Rarity's mouth hangs open for a moment as she stares at you, before you laugh and assure her that you're kidding.>She takes a deep breath and regains her composure as you tell her that you're good with your hands, putting models together, tinkering with small objects, and so on. >As for the height thing, it's genetics and luck, some people are tall, others aren't.>"Good fingers, hmm? Do you have an interest in sewing, perhaps? And I hope you don't mind me asking, but do humans have what we refer to as 'Cutie Marks?'"Spaghetti roll[How Rolling works] Post in response to this and your desired reaction. I take the last digit from each post and total them up and compare them to a difficulty check to see how well you pull of whatever you're trying to do, though usually the action is dictated I do allow you to attempt actions if you have other ideas in mind.
>>2194152Ravioli
>>2194152yes would you like to see itthen show her my dick
>>2194152Cutie marks don't exist for humans. Most people never really find their purpose in life, and those that do are envied.As for sewing, we could learn if we put our minds to it.Also, spaghettiroll ahoy.
>>2194152Tell her that you have never tried sewing but you'd love to learn and that you learn pretty quickly.Also, tell her that you don't have cutie marks. Explain that it is very different for humans, they have to find their own way. It can happen in an epiphany, similar to how a pony earns their cutie mark, but there are people that often flitter through life not knowing what they should do.
>>2194152>Spaghetti RollI TOLD YOUI TOLD YOU ABOUT THE SPAGHETTIOkayAccept the sewing offer but admit that you aren't that experienced. Maybe she could help you with thisAs for cutie marks tell her the truth. How they don't exist and how they are quite a curiosity for you since they seem like magic and in your world magic doesn't exist.
>>2194152Let's try our hand at sewing.
>>2194152This won't end wellTell her you never really tried sewing and aren't that good but you are willing to learn if she could teach you. After all it would be nice to actually be of help around hereAs for cutie mark what >>2194184 said
>>2194257Seconding.
>>2194152>>2194184>>2194197>>2194203>>2194247>>2194257[Total 30]>You tell her that you wouldn't mind learning sewing, if she'll teach you.>"Oh! Well, since I'm not too busy during this season, I could probably show you a thing or two, yes.">You explain that humans don't have cutie marks, only a few seem to ever find their true calling. And they certainly don't get marks that just appear to show what they're good at. People just have a sense of what they're skilled at, though they can be wrong or mislead.>"That sounds dreadful! How do people go on like that?">You merely shrug, unable to give a real answer.>Luckily your food arrives and the two of you eat your leafy lunches. You do your best not to talk with your mouth full or eat noisily.>You finish your lunch and the waiter brings your bill, the total a meager 25 bits since both of you bought very cheap items and drank water.Offer to get her a dessert? Do something else? Part ways for now?
>>2194344Desert
>>2194344I guess the desert could work
>>2194344Ask her if she wants desertDon't fuck it upRemember we can't because of diet
>>2194344Offer desert. We are a gentleman, after all.
>>2194344Ask Rarity is she'd like a bottle of wine to enjoy in the sunshine.
>>2194344definitely suggest desert.and then this >>2194420
>>2194420Nigga we don't have money
>>2194344Dessert since we're in the black.
>>2194392Good save, Anon.
>>2194344>>2194366>>2194384>>2194392>>2194393>>2194420>>2194438>>2194450Hey, I spelled it right.>You ask if she'd like dessert, or perhaps a glass of wine?>"Both do sound wonderful, but the portions here are too large for a lady like myself to indulge in alone. And you're on a diet, so....."
>>2194479Smile, then say "Wine it is!"
I don't think we can afford to purchase a desert for her, so offer dessert instead.
>>2194479save the rest for later, rarity. and a little wine on our 'diet' wouldn't be a bad thing.
>>2194479Say that we'd be willing to indulge, for the sake of a lady.
>>2194366>>2194384>>2194392>>2194393>>2194438>Anon in charge of spelling>captcha: inveyc semi-deserts
>>2194479Look her dead in the eyesLean across the table and whisper>"Let's just split a piece of secret pie."
>>2194501>>2194514Either of these.
>>2194479Offer to order one dessert to share goddamnit
>>2194479It doesn't hurt to indulge once in a while.Share a dessert.
>>2194479>>2194501>>2194509>>2194514>>2194583>>2194603>You smile, telling Rarity you can indulge yourself for her sake, and ask the waiter to bring you the wine list, taking a look at the prices.>The high tier wine costs 40 bits a glass, the mid tier 20, while the lowest tier costs 10 bits a glass.>You also request the dessert menu, telling Rarity you can split one with her.>Flan: 20 bits >Ice cream: 10 bits a scoop>Cake or Pie: 15 bits a sliceYou can get creative with combinations if you so choose, just remember you only have 75 bits left to spend right now.
>>2194669FUCK MATH TESTI DIDN'T PREPARE FOR THIS
>>2194669We took her here as payment for our outfit. She gets to decide what we get.
>>2194669We have enough for two mid tier glasses and a dessert. Ask her whether she'd like to share a slice of cake or a flan. Do it.
>>2194669two mid tier glasses and the cake or flan (although i vote cake)
>>2194669Ask her if she wants a wineIf yes get her the most expensive oneAlso ask her if she wants to share a cake or a pieIf she asks why don't we get a wine say that you wouldn't want to start drinking this early in the day but if she ever wants to share a drink one night we're always available
>>2194669>40 bits a glass>not a bottleHoly fuck, man. $40 dollars for a bottle of wine is a fair amount, and I assume the exchange rate of dollars to bits is about 1:1.
>>2194669Well, if we want to leave a tip we can't spend everything.We've spent 25 already. We can ask what she'd like and try to balance that against the total.
>>2194669Fuck asking her everything, take charge a littleOrder the nice bottle of merlot @ 40 bits and get a piece of flourless chocolate cake
>>2194717This, she's not going to freak if she doesn't get the high tier. I vote for flan. It will round it out to be fancy.
>>2194773amending that just noticed you said "glass"so make that 2 glasses of wine @ 20 bits each
>>2194669>>>2194742
>>2194836No no no. Two glasses of the expensive wine would put us at 80, and beyond our wallet's contents. They're 40 a glass, not 40 for both. I mean, we could get her the nice wine and ourselves the cheap wine, but that's still going to hit the wallet harder than it should. And it would eliminate any tip we'd leave. Because, you know, good service deserves a tip.
>>2194881I said one glass for her non for usIf we do it like that we would still have 15 bits even if she wants flan
>>2194669>>2194703>>2194706>>2194717>>2194738>>2194742>>2194756>>2194773>You ask what dessert Rarity would like to split, telling her the options but not the price tags. >"The cake or the flan, definitely. The pie here is....less than remarkable.">You do the mental math and decide to get the slice of cake and two glasses of mid tier wine, since abstaining after saying you'd indulge would be suspicious.>You get a slice of chocolate cake and two glasses of merlot, the two of you taking small bites from the cake and sipping your drinks. You make sure that Rarity gets most the cake however, since the meal is supposed to be your treat to her.>The cake is gone before long and the two of you sip on your wine as the waiter clears your table.>As you finish your wine, Rarity dabs her lips with a napkin, "Well, this was very pleasant. I must get to work soon though, if you'd like to have your outfit ready by tomorrow. Was there anything else before I head back to my boutique?"
>>2194921Yeah cause I'm sure she would drink alone while you just sat there.Two medium-tier glasses of wine and share flan.
>>2194960Ask if she'd like us to escort her back to her shop. It's only polite, after all, for a gentleman to walk his companion back to her home.
>>2194960Tell her you're looking forward to seeing the dress done soon. And say your goodbyes. I think anything more than this and you're borderline stalker.
>>2194960We could be gentlemen and escort her to the boutique
>>21949822SLOWOffer to walk her back to the store. If she does not object, ask her if you can watch her at her craft for a few moments, because the idea of seeing her industrious manufacturing of garments sounds fascinating and humans are very curious creatures at heart.
>>2194960i say we offer to escort her back to her boutique
>>2194960Tell her what a pleasant afternoon it has been and say we should do it again soon.>>2194997>>2195000Also these
>>2194997>dress
>>2195011Nah man that would be a bit to muchWe'll just take her home. We should ask about sewing training when we get the suit
>>2195055Haha woopsslip of the finger, I just want to be a pretty mare in a pretty dress after all
>>2194960Walk her back to the boutique.
>>2195060Yeah, you are right, it's a bit much for a first meeting. I mean we'd already eaten lunch together and it seemed a little awkward.Best to let the pot simmer instead of boil in this instance.
>>2195075dawn pls kill yourself
>>2195100Nope it's just me, anon.
>>2195127your a lier
>>2194960>>2194990>>2194997>>2195000>>2195013>>2195045>>2195089>You tell her it's the least you could do in return for her generosity, offering to walk her back to the boutique and telling her it's not polite to let a lady walk back to her residence alone.>"You are the gentleman, aren't you? I certainly wouldn't mind.">The two of you walk slowly back to the boutique, the warm sun on your back and a pleasant feeling about you.>You get to the boutique and are about to say your goodbyes when Rarity notices the door is slightly ajar, "Strange, I was certain I'd shut it all the way when we left..."What do?
>>2195151GO FULL GORILLA WARFARE
>>2195151Offer to look inside the boutique for her to see if anyone has broken in. Ask her to wait outside.
>>2195169Every. Time.
>>2195151INVESTIGATE. PROTECT THE LADY AT ALL COSTS.
>>2195151HANDLE COMBAT SHOTGUN AND BARRETT CAL .50 RIFLETell her to wait while you check the boutique for anything suspicious.
>>2195151Avoid the white-knightery and cautiously go in with her.
Ask if she's expecting company, if not go in first
>>2195151Time to lead the charge, as it were. With her leave, of course.Let's just hope Sweetie decided to come visit and not some burglar.
>>2195151OH MAN A DOOR IS SLIGHTLY OPENIT MUST HAVE BEEN BROKEN INTO
>>2195151Carefully sneak inside and make sure nothing is amiss.
>>2195193>date turns into escort mission>like the ones in N64 Goldeneye
>>2195151Investigate.ENHANCE! ENHANCE!
>>2195151I's probably SweetieOffer to go inside with her just in case
>>2195218>timed excort mission under water no weapons broken controller with the joy stick angled down
>>2195218WE'VE MANAGED TO AVOID DROWNING
>>2195238But you have never met Sweetie so how can you know it's her?
>>2195285You might have seen her around town with Rarity
Is this quest a date?
>>2195285Point taken. But let's not assume it's something it isn't. After all, Ponyville on the whole is rather peaceful, isn't it? It could just be one of her friends.
>>2195285>>2195295You could ask Rarity if someone was suppose to be stopping by
>>2195295He's right toughWe can't be sure it's her sister or anythingIt would be suspicious if we knew to much about her>>2195316Seconding thisIf she says no again offer to go in with her
>>2195342Well if you saw Rarity around town with a smaller also white unicorn accompanying her I think it would be safe to at least assume to ask if that's her sister at this juncture.
>>2195316THIS.She runs a boutique, surely people must walk in, perhaps she forgot to lock it.It could be one of her friends or something. We can assume she has those without coming across as a stalker.
>>2195151>You offer to head in and make sure everything is alright, to which Rarity waves a hoof, a small smile on her face as she shakes her head nervously.>"Now, now, who in Ponyville would do anything malicious? I probably just left the door a little open, it's not a problem.">You insist you at least go in with her, it'd make you feel better.>"Well, if you insist," she says as she opens the door and walks in, you following close behind, "Although I doubt-">"Surprise!" a trio of voices call out, the lights in the boutique coming on all at once as someone hits a switch>When you regain your sight you see.....>A stallion, white in color, with a dark brown mane and mustache, wearing a straw hat standing alongside a pink unicorn, her mane purple with lighter purple streaks done up in a beehive style, and a small white unicorn filly with a half purple, half pink mane all staring at you and Rarity, their smiles sort of frozen as they take a look at you>Rarity is the first to speak, "Oh! Hello~, how nice of you to stop by," she's visibly sweating, perhaps nervous as she turns to you, "Well, it was nice of you to walk me back to the boutique but you really should be going now, I don't want to keep you from-">"Wow, what is it?" The small one speaks up, apparently a girl, her voice cracking as she stares up at you>"Now Rarity, don't be rude, at least introduce us to, ah, him?" The older mare says tentatively.>Rarity sighs and hangs her head, resuming a standing posture from the one of trying to push you out the door, "This is Sweetie Belle, and the older couple are my parents."
>>2195474Oh shit.
>>2195474>her parentsSHIT NIGGA
Again, is this quest a date?
>>2195474oh hell.ha ha! time for rarity spaghetti
>>2195474TRY TO FUCK HER DADTHE BEST WAY TO A GIRLS PANTS IN THROUGH HER PARENTS
>>2195474Fuck!Well, don't be rude! Introduce yourself!
>>2195474She's clearly uncomfortable with you here right now. That's ok, don't push the issue. Somersault out the way you came and wish everyone a fine afternoon.
>>2195474We're screwed
>>2195515This is just the first one, so I don't think I would classify it as a date.
>>2195474This is going to be awkwardAnyway introduce yourself and mention that you have to goHer father won't let us I just know it
>>2195474Well, we should say it's nice to meet them. We could let Rarity explain or if she'd let us we could cover for her with our own spaghetti roll.>>2195515Both.
>>2195544What he said.Add that it's wonderful to meet them, and mention that Rarity is making your outfit and that you are a client, and you feel rude for intruding on a family get together.Sweetie Belle is just going to ask if you are going with with Rarity, isn't she?
>>2195571This.
>>2195544This.it wouldn't be fun if he didn't
>>2195571Seconding thisBest solutionSo many things could go wrong
I like to imagine that all of us are in Quest anon's head and he can hear everything we say
>>2195627There are people who don't do this?
>>2195627Also he's on a rollercoaster
>>2195647That's on fire.
>>2195571That would work a bit in our advantageI mean clearly Rarity needs to make a lot of spaghetti rolls from now on but seeing who she reacts to that question would give us a nice idea of what she's currently thinking about us
>>2195720Let's just hope Aspie-rant takes this into account with his next post.
>>2195474>>2195499>>2195504>>2195516>>2195524>>2195530>>2195541>>2195544>>2195547>You introduce yourself briefly and, seeing the look Rarity has on her face as she stares between you and her family, announce that you should really get going, you don't want to intrude on a family reunion of sorts.>As you turn to leave you feel a hoof on your shoulder, which pulls you back around. It's Rarity's father, doing his best to walk along side you with his hoof over your shoulder like you're best pals, "Hey hey, nonsense! Always a pleasure to meet a friend of Rarity's. That's what you two are, right? Friends?">"Daaaaaaad!" Rarity practically screams, her voice a higher pitch than you could imagine as her cheeks flush red.>"Ahaha! Don't mind her, I'm just ribbin' ya. Say hello to the misses!">You say hello to Rarity's mother, who grabs you in a big hug, "Oh my, you're so tall! I always knew Rarity would go for a big one, but I had no idea!">"Mother! Not you too!" Rarity is beside herself with embarrassment, frantically prancing in place as she pleads for her parents to stop.>Rarity's mom has you bend over so she can ruffle your hair before giggling and sending you on your way to meet Sweetie Belle.>You have to crouch so Sweetie can hug you, finally letting go and bouncing around you in circles.>"My name is Sweetie Belle! I'm Rarity's little sister, if she didn't tell you. Are you a friend of hers?"Hoo boy, what're you gonna do now?
>>2195767We're fucked
>>2195767Laugh your ass off
>>2195767Daaaaarling
>>2195784This.
>>2195767We can smile at Rarity, for one. It really depends on whether or not we're feeling mischievous.Though, the sooner we come clean about being her client, the better. She seems about to die from embarrassment. Though passing off as a friend at this point seems as good as any idea.
>>2195767Explain (with a friendly chuckle) that you are a friend of sorts, yes, but stress that it's not "like that" and carefully motion for Rarity to back you up and explain she's just making you an outfit.Thank Rarity's mother's complement for calling you tall.Add that it's been wonderful to meet them all, but you really should be going.
>>2195767>"Are you a friend of hers?""I should be so lucky."
>>2195827>>2195840These.
>>2195826It's a shame we can't work out if she's embarrassed because the slightly likes us or if she believes her professionalism is now being cast into doubt because of her parent's actions.FUCK.
>>2195858*she slightly likes us
>>2195767>The thought of crouching down to hug a sweetie belle and then her jumping around circlesYou're killing me
>>2195858Have you never been embarrassed by your parents? I think it's safe to say we know what's driving her into JJ levels of embarrassed blush.
>>2195889Yeah but there are different forms of embarrassment. Children get embarrassed because they think their parents are ruining their "cred", but Rarity is an adult. Either it's professionalism issues or she does like you a little and she's too scared it'll show.
>>2195889Wouldn't her body shut down if she did that because all her blood would be in her cheeks?
>>2195916Or it could be both. I mean, so far she's got no reason to DISLIKE us.
>>2195953Well, yeah, but right now it's not known which one is more than the other. Stop trying to Dash my hope that she wants some anon dick.
>>2195971It's to early now anonShe probably like us a bit now but not that much to get in her pants or her even considering this optionJust wait a bit moreAnyway it doesn't matter if we fuck up this part
>>2195971Quiet, Libido.
>>2195767>>2195784>>2195787>>2195826>>2195827>>2195840>>2195853>>2195858>You chuckle and look to Rarity, smiling at her as she remains flustered, "Well, Rarity is making me a new outfit, so I took her out to lunch.">Rarity begins to recover, taking deep breaths and ceasing her prancing, "Y-yes, it was very pleasant and-">"Sounds like somethin' a friend would do for ya. Or a suitor," her father remarks, the smile on his face partially hidden by his mustache as he gives you a wink.>"Dad, what's a suitor?" Sweetie Belle asks innocently while trying to climb your back since you're still crouching.>"Sweetie get off of him right this instant!" Rarity cries, moving towards you to remove Sweetie Belle from your back.>"Uh oh, sounds like someone's jealous," Rarity's mother says, looking straight at you and giving you a wink, just like her husband, who now laughs raucously as Rarity freezes in place, her whole face becoming red.>Sweetie has moved up to the top of your back, her front hooves on your head as she proclaims, "Queen of the mountain!" before scrunching her face and whispering, "N-not that you're a mountain, I mean.">Rarity finally snaps, using her magic to toss Sweetie off your head and lift you off the ground and running outside with you, slamming the door shut behind her.>You can hear a muffled, "Maybe we joke a bit too much, eh wife?"
>>2196029shit status not found
>>2196029>"Queen of the mountain!" before scrunching her face and whispering, "N-not that you're a mountain, I mean."Well congratulation you just kille half the questers
>>2196029Tell her that her parents remind us of ours.
>2012>not being The Mountain
>>2196029We should probably roll to not bust a gut laughing.Also this :>>2196081
>>2196029Start laughing while she's caring you with her magicParents eh?
>>2196029Tell Rarity you think her family is really pretty funny, and that she's lucky to have them. Family is very important to you, after all you don't have any in Equestria.
>>2196029>Sweetie Belle scrunchHHNNGH.Anyways, reassure her that you're not taking what her family said too too seriously and that it was quite nice to meet her interesting family.Before excusing yourself, should you go ahead and see about scheduling when to pick up the outfit? And what about the sewing lesson?
Well, they were nice
>>2196097>>2196081These, in that order. Maybe it'll give Rarity some >feels and she'll be a bit more settled if her parents show up again while we are around.
>>2196111I agreeThis is the best course of action
>>2196111This post, definitely.
>>2196111good idea. got my vote.
>>2196111Trow another on the barbie for this.
Next thread is open, by the way.
>>2196029>>2196093>>2196095>>2196097>>2196099>>2196107>Once you're out of earshot of the boutique Rarity slows down and lowers you to the ground with a small thud as she begins to pace back and forth.>"I'm sorry for my rash actions, but I just...they," she inhales deeply before nearly shouting, "HOW EMBARRASSING! The way Sweetie climbed all over you, and my parents! Such behavior!">You can't help but laugh, a deep bellied laugh that leaves Rarity speechless, if only for a moment.>"Are, are you laughing at me? Why, the nerve!">You put a hand out and between laughs assure her you're laughing because they seem like a very interesting family to live with.>"Interesting? Please! My parents live to embarrass me in front of everyone, and Sweetie is just...annoying!">You finally calm down from your laughter and stand, patting your legs and rear off before looking Rarity in the eye and telling her they remind you of your parents.>Rarity stops talking and pacing immediately, looking at you intently before her features relax and she wanders over to you.Make speech about parents, or let her reach the conclusion herself?
>>2196241Are we near the end.If we are we should just finish it here
>>2196266Let her work it out for herself, she's a smart girl.
>>2196269It'll be done soon, yes. Don't want to try and pack too much into the first one.Should the thread 404 before I signify the end, I'll post in the next one.
>>2196266>>2196297>>2196297>>2196297>>2196297>>2196297
>>2196266she can figure it out for herself. no need for any speech
>>2196266Too heavy to go into depth now, just leave it at that and change the subject. Tell her that her sister is cute and you don't mind if she wants to pretend you're a mountain in the future.
>>2196266What >>2196269 said
Let her do itWe can tell her the full thing some other time.
>>2196266Nothing more than that she should probably head back to her parents, since they decided to visit. No sense waxing philosophical while she has her family waiting for her.Basically what >>2196297 said.
>>2196266>>2196297>>2196317A combination of these
>>2196266Tell her that we would get embarrassed by them all the time, but we miss them now that they're gone and could see they only did the things they did because they loved us.
>>2196390No, anon. Too heavy.
Aspie-rant, don;t forget to post the dropbox for this shit.
>>2196266>>2196297>>2196306>>2196311>>2196317>You tell Rarity that Sweetie Belle was pretty cute, and that she's welcome to pretend you're a mountain any time. You say to let her parents know you thought they were fun to be around.>"I..I'm sorry, I didn't-">You interrupt and tell her not to worry about it, that she should go back to her boutique and spend some time with her family.>Rarity takes another deep breath before looking up at you, "You're right, of course. They're the only family I have and...I should be proud of that.">She puts a hoof around your middle and gives you a quick squeeze, murmuring "Thank you," before withdrawing with her cheeks a little red again.>"Well, thank you for handling it so well. Had you played along with their little game, I think I might have died on the spot," she smiles, "But I did have a nice afternoon. I'd...like to do something like that again some time. How about after I finish your outfit? We can celebrate your good looks when it's finished.">A moment passes before she realizes what she just said, her face burning red as she stammers, "I-I mean, that's, well, I meant....I think I'll go visit with my family now, I'll see you tomorrow afternoon!">You just laugh and wave at her as she runs back to her boutique.
>>2196503And we're done for tonight gents. Seems like a nice spot to let it go.>>2196494I didn't make the dropbox, I believe that was sent. Though if a cap doesn't pop up in a bit I'll do one myself at the very least.
>>2196521Well it was really funI could just feel my autism increase
So is someone already capping, or...?
>>2196503Hot damn, she's bang on it.>>2196521Thanks for an interesting first date quest, Asp.Will keep an eye out for the next.
>>2196521You know what i am good lookingthanks for noticing man
>>2196521excellent. going pretty well so far, all things considered. thanks Aspirant!
>>2196536>mfw when I read that as "clapping"I live in America what do you think?
>>2196521When do we continue?Thx for the quest.
>>2196558I also live in America.I don't.
>>2196567is joke anonclap a little
>>2196576I joked as well.We laugh together.
>>2196576>tfw your post made me clap
>>2196538>>2196545>>2196544>>2196535>>2196561No problem, glad you guys participated and sat through the first one with me. First one is always the roughest, building a relationship and yadda yadda. Alright, let me hear what days this week are good for you anons. My schedule is pretty light, I won't be doing any tomorrow night. I have some things I need to work on during the day, but I can go as early as Tuesday again.Remember, Lyraquest is Thursday and I don't like conflicting with other questers.
>>2196593>4chanx dropping my nameWhatever, still asking all that.
>>2196593As a Brit, Thursday, Friday and Saturdays are the best days for me.
>>2196521That wasn't as fun as it could have been if you went with second best pony, but it was still very good.
>>2196593optimal for me: Sunday Night- Friday afternoon
>>2196593Just about any night is good for me, Aspirant.>>2196627We put it up to a vote, Rarity won. Who knows who he's going to do next.
>>2196593Any day but around this hour would work great for meStill any earlier would fuck up my sleep schedule
>>2196639I'm saving all my suavest lines for Rainbow DashQuest
>>2196654>suave>RDAHAHAHHAHAH
>>2196654Applejack is superior to Rainbow Dash in every way.
>>2196663>>2196670Hey, Come onGet off the table
>>2196614>>2196629>>2196639>>2196644Though I wouldn't mind going faster, I guess we'll schedule the next for Friday night. I'll schedule it around 11pm EST, if that works better since it seems we have some eurofriends in here.I'll post reminders throughout the week.Also, caps here:>>2196630>>2196642Thanks for joining me! Hope you enjoyed and I'll be floating around if you need me.
>>2196684Although FSS are the best days for me, I am but a single man in a democracy. If you want to go faster, be my guest. I am quite happy to go faster, too!
>>2196684>11PMWell if tit doesn't last as long as this one it will be great
