MLP GENERALCANDY EDITION MK II
STAY IN ONE THREAD, HORSEFUCKERS
>some cry
>rape
GG pls make something that I can fap to and will drain my balls
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im really bored, anyone want a boring steam while i try work out how to draw ponies?
forgive merules have changed since /co/I forgot about the subject linemy honor is ruined now
>hope
>GG Thread
Any Raripie requests?
>GG Thread.let's do it
>You will never be Chrysalis' slightly reluctant equal>You will never just be a little more interested in collecting all the Gym badges on your Pokèmon Blue save than conquering Equestria>You will never have that fancy, royal cape
Glitter Glue you doofus!I still love you.
Pinkie pie, leave some for me
>>2179994DELETE THE OTHER THREADYOU ONLY HAD TWO THINGS TO DOTWOAND YOU FUCKED THEM BOTH UP
>>2179999we mad now
I miss all the elaborate OP topics we used to get occasionally, and completely ignore
Well delete the other one.
>>2180003Nobody is forcing you to stay.Nothing has changed anyways
>>2180017I remember when _________________________ur a faget_______________________________
>>2180017>whoops forgot my sage, can't troll without my sage
>>2180017I remember when you weren't such a whiny bitch.
>>2180003>>2180017>Deleting your post>Not remembering that these threads have always been crap
>>2180005please stop posting
>>2179975So, where do these pony pump out so many candies? Is there a Candy Factory in the city?
>Ice Pack will never be thrown in a full spaghetti situation when the girls invite him over to a party.Turns out it is Zecoras birthday and they thought it would be nice to let her chat with another Zebra.
>VanillaThe most patrician flavor>ChocolateBabbies first flavor. What, are you five?>StrawberryEnjoy your latent homosexuality
>>2180008>DELETE THE OTHER THREADuhWhatI didotherwise how could I make the same thread again
GG, PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE DRAW SOME MORE CHUBBY ANTHRO PANKA MY BALLS ARE BLUE AND MY HEART IS TOOONLY YOU CAN FIX IT
>>2180017one day we will escape this time loop
>>2180005Just stop.
>They aren't getting mad, better delete and repost twice!
>>2180022how is it trolling if its true?
>>2180003>>2180017I am not sure why you made that post twice.
>>2180003>>2180017>>2180031Oh boy, is it manual spam time again?
>>2180005Please no.
>>2180036>>2179952 is still alive and kicking
>>2180049Ross is just mad they're not circlejerking over him.
>>2180034Has GG done anything involving Ice Pack X Chrysalis?
>>2180047>Manual spamHe isn't even spamminghe's posting once per minute and always deleting his postI'm really not sure why he does it
>Glitter Glue threadEven Captcha is celebrating!
>>2180052>Dead linkWell the thread is alive for me. And refreshing it didnt 404 redirect. Did 4chanX switch some shit up on me?
>>2180046Oh, hes spamming us.We better leave, bro.We aren't welcome in his clubhouse.Dude is fucking serious, you see that dog, that fucking dog is serious.
>>2180052reallyyou don't say
>GG threadthis is....new BROTHER OFFTABLET ONPANTS OFFWHAT DRAW
>>2180068Boxpony is less boxy than I remember.
>>2180060Nah, he did one with a Changeling, tho.But we will never know if he did...
>>2180073>BROTHER OFFI expected that from Ross, but not you, man
>looking at the old archive>someone mention GameCenter CX >now spending my whole time watch thisI don't know if I should hate you guys of love you for making me remember this show?
>>2180073Hey Klondike, did you ever get around to-thousands of SLUTSLUTSLUT anons piling onto a table-animated pony DOG gif?
fuck, does anyone have GG's chubby pinkie pics?I NEED TO FAP
>>2180079
>This spam
>glitter glue thread
>>2180048>>2180040>>2180030Let's talk about suicide instead and how miserable our lives are
>>2180073Draw yourself finishing your game
>>2180073Draw Gillou.
>>2180085Oh right. I gotta do those. Thanks for reminding me.>>2180079I.......I don't get it. Bro is asleep.........OH. Man don't make me feel bad
>>2180094My life's going pretty good. I don't want to suicide. There are too many fun things left to do.
>>2180073Draw when these generals were actually goodnow it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk for pony artistsoh well. as they say, nothing lasts forever!
>>2180103I wish I had that same optimism.It's getting hard to go through each day.
>>2180073Draw stupid sexy Night Guard
>>2180105>saging a thread this fastIt's summer. Go find something else to do till S3.
>>2180106>>2180105The fuck?
>>2180038>>2180086>>2179904>your stuff makes me drain my balls. seriouslydon't be silly anonthere's hardly anything even in theseeven when there is nudity it's just button nips and breadstick dickswhy not go get some porn instead
>>2180106Here, I did it for him.Please don't thank me.
>>2180118draw chain chomp chan want to suck my penos plz
>>2180118Some people are really depraved.
>>2180116Fucking miracles.
>>2180118DRAW SNAILS MOM BEING SEXYI BEG YOU
>tfw it's only manual spam.It's... it's just not the same.
Well. This General is certainly... interesting.
what kind of psychosis is it that drives people to spam?i mean, we left /co/ because people were mad that we were on /co/, now we're on /mlp/ - a board literally made specifically for us - and we get spammed...i hate canned meat
>>2180118
>Moving out in 3 hours>Barely started packingSuch is the life of a wandererAt least I've got a laptop with tons of pony pon on it.
>mfw night time mlpg is just the same 5 furfags circlejacking eachother
>>2180142Boredomalsohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i46N2ZFPb0
>>2180118it's like clothed women or women in lingerieimagination plays a huge part in it especially if it is a teaseyou have no idea how much your stuff gets me going
>>2180146taw plz go
>>2180138I-if you want, I could be your spammer...You, stupid horsefucker...
>>2180142>we left /co/ because people were mad that we were on /co/But that's wrong you fucking faggot.
>>2180118It's really the situations and ideas involved. You get them across pretty simply and effectively. Also do this:>>2180134
>>2180074kiss me
i remember a time when these generals were actually goodnow it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk for pony artistsoh well. as they say, nothing lasts forever!
>>2180152You're free to leave at any time, of course.
>glitter glue threadnot if i have anything to say about it motherfucker
>>2180159*we got spammed on /co/ because people were mad that we were on /co/that's what i meant
>>2180159yeah we were literally directed off of /co/ we didn't want to leave and /co/ actually hated us but started to get used to it.Also we were bros with HSG since we were both cancers
>>2180169
>>2180110>>2180094can you please kill yourself already?
>>2180184Hardware stores aren't open yet.
>>2180142Nigga most people on /co/ didnt give a fuck about us. Everyone on other boards bitched and moaned about ponies, so /mlp/ was made, and we got sucked down with it.
>This thread
>>2180181>pizzaOh, it's you again.You caused me some trouble last time. Fuck you.
>>2180176/co/ barely factored into the creation of /mlp/ at all.It was ponies on /b/ and /v/ that caused an uproar big enough for Moot to step up and create our little concentration camp. Moot never has and never will give a flying fuck about /co/
i remember a time when these generals were actually good..now it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk for pony artists..oh well. as they say, nothing lasts forever!
>>2180167I would have sex with that pizza.
>>2180201You'd burn your dick
> same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk for pony artists..You know we were always this. Especially in between new episodes.
IWANTMLPGTOLEAVE
Ruby Quest is over
>>2180204But it sounds so tempting.
>>2180201brohoof pepperbroni
>>2180118>tfw this was just two random sketches yesterday i said i enjoyed.GG you're the best
i remember a time when these generals were actually g0odnow it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk for pony artistsoh well. as they say, nothing lasts forever!
>>2180215YouWill burnYour dick
>>2180169Well maybe next thread
>this thread
>>2180218what can I sayI didn't expect her to catch on
i remember a time when these generals were actually g00dnow it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk for pony artistsoh well. as they say, nothing lasts forever!
>>2180215>tfw you faggots said no to food pony clopfic reposts
>>2180230Is she like the Crackle of freckle tits?
i remember a time when these generals were actually goodnow it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlej3rk for pony artistsoh well. as they say, nothing lasts forever!
>>2180230>filenamegoddamn now I am imagining them fucking in a hot spring or some shit>tfw GG will neverdraw it
Why are there so few women in MLPG
i remember a time when spam was actually g0odnow it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk for spammersoh well. as they say, spammers are retarded
>pepperbronies
Anyone up for flockdraw?
>>2180249>Implying there are
>>2180259I'm game
i remember a time when these generals were actually goodn0w it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk for pony artistsoh well. as they say, nothing lasts forever!
>>2180249Cause we scare them all off
>>2180249Are you kidding me? There's plenty by the usual standards of 4chan.Rose will never love you.
>There will never be Princess Gobbo x pony porn
>>2180249Take a fucking guess. What am I even doing here anymore?
>>2180225Would I burn my dick if I plunged it into pizzapone's cheesy depths?Would I burn my mouth if I sucked and nibbled on her breadstick until she flooded my mouth with tomato sauce?
>>2180264room is cokepone
>>2180265>peppers>not capsicum
i remember a time when these generals were actually goodnow it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk for p0ny artistsoh well. as they say, nothing lasts forever!
>>2180230>freckletitsa new challenger appears
>>2180265no one's forcing you to come here
>>2180154>imagination plays a huge partIt's something I had to work in a long time ago and actually one thing I can credit my shitty art forIf I was a great artist I wouldn't have to be that creative, I could just do like some people do and do dynamic, well-rendered shots of various ponies and that would be enoughbut when you're a shitty artist you have to make up for it with setups and scenariosit's like pornif you have hot actresses you can just do the old pizza guy routine and no one will carebut if all you have is written word you really got to make up a plot>>2180245>Is she like the Crackle of freckle tits?gosh klondike did you not see all the Gillou I've been drawing like all dayI'd repost it all butduplicate images you know how it goes
>>2180275okay, give me a few minutes
>>2180271That's not Pandawa.......
>fursuits>OC cosplay>/b/ mask>pedo staches>fedora everywhere
>>2180249>>2180249I'm honestly curious why Rose an Jessy keep coming back in here, into the lair of virgin manchildren that keep discussing their disgusting and weird fetishes and sexual fantasies and horsefucking every damn day.
>>2180290>guy fawkes maskEVERYSINGLETIME
>>2180255
>>2180289Who?
>>2180270>There will never be Princess Gobbo x pony pornwelldepends on your definition I suppose
>>2180290>that big mac at the back
>>2180293Why do women do anything.
>>2180290I would some of those girls
>You finally made it to Equestria! Hooray!>...>Several years pass>Out of nowhere, ponies begin to come back from the dead>Mothafucking equine mothatfuckin' zombie apocalypse>It is time to do what has to be done by you to help your waifu defeat the enemyshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atKUCxXanXA
>>2180305>pornBut she's not taking dick in any hole.
>>2180287>dat scenariomore
>>2180290>Punisher in the backgroundI hope he killed everyone in that picture
>>2180310why do women?
>>2180324Why?
>>2180290
>>2180327
>>2180290Is this supposed to upset me?
>>2180272What if she is willing to cool down for you? What if you were to take it slow, breath in the fresh musk of a slice pizza as you rock back and forth slowly but gently, and you whisper that she is your favorite flavor?
>>2180290>>2180290>OC cosplayI thought I've seen some shit.Now I know I haven't seen real shit yet.
>>2180329>Gay flagHAHAHAHHAHAAHA
.>>2180287No I haven't I went to sleep >>2180290Oh man. This guy>>2180302Wakfu Panda race
>>2180305>... There will never be some filthy fucking going on with pony cock ravishing Princess Gobbo
>>2180290DIS NIGGA
What does MLPG sound like?http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jO8xRn52Xl
>>2180329>scratch with red eyes on shirtblunder of the century
>>2180327W?
i remember a time when these generals were actually good.now it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk for pony artists.oh well. as they say, nothing lasts forever!
>>2180332As much as I love the word musk, it just doesn't go together with pizza.
>>2180335>No I haven't I went to sleepWell you should catch upif you like weird tendrilly swamp monsters I mean
>>2180298that was a fun thread
>>2180336looks like SB is no longer the king of small head pones.
>>2180344kind of that like that, except manly
Only 7 more chapters to goand then I have to figure out what to draw and actually draw it
FUCK SHE REMINDS ME OF MY WEB DESIGN TEACHER
>>2180290I cant fucking see the OC cosplay.where is it?
>>2180290I'm pretty sure the cops over there can arrest the guy dressed as the Punisher simply for being dressed as the Punisher.
>>2180290Found us.
>>2180372STEVE JOBS THE IPAD IS A PIECE OF CRAP
>>2180284>>2180336>>2180361im working on it
>>2180290I love these photos. Always a lot of fun.
>>2180350I don't think some people know what it means. It's like 'ichor'. Sounds like a general term for slimy whatnot from inside something, but it's actually fairly specific.
>>2180390God man you can really work the binary tool
there is nothing creepy at all about this 30yo guy showing to a my little pony meetup filled with teenagers.
>>2180392oh jesuscheck his pockets for spaghetti!
>>2180394ichor HAS become a byword for slimy mucusy gunk ever since Lovecraft got a hold of the term.Kinda like how he repopularised the word eldritch.
>>2180400Mangneto's artwork always reminds me of some highly-polished indie game.
>>2180401hes older then 30 bro
i ̺͈͔̠̜r̭̞̠̀e̴̘m̡̟̫̟̭̥e̟̥͖͉͟m̴̬̦̮̺̮͙̩b̵̙̰e̻̘r̠̫̀ ̘̥͙̹͠a̮̪͖̟̬̮ ̤͇̜͖ṱ͕ͅi̻m͕̪̹̟̟e̗̝̤̥̫ ̳̳̳͚w̱͖̠̠h̶ͅe͕̞͓͘ņ ̲͜t̲̥̪͚͉͠h͓e̜s͎͎͇̣͉ḙ͈̬̟̭͉ ̥͍̩̠͇̘̳͞g̘͈͔̥̭e̪n̯̤̕ͅe̴̘̞͈͓͓r̥̗̬͈̼a̢̦͙͎̘̖͙l͖̞s̜͉͘ͅ ͡w̯͇̞̩̕e̯r̸̰͉̹̭͔̞ͅę ̱͇̯̩̹̝̟̀a̫̘͔͍͇̲c̦t̰̺͙̯u̪a̷̯̭͓ll̶̙̤y̕ ͍̖͖̙̘̺̀go̘̬͓̖̖o̲͓̯̝ḏ.̰̟̞͢.̴̧͓̳͈͔̲̣͎̙̗̘̘̲ǹ̯͇̭o̶͉̤͓w̝̭͚̦̙̦ ̟͡it̢̘͎̠̼͈̰'̴̖̘͉̙̼̣s̘͙̻̙̪͠ ҉̪̬̞̭̭j̜̫͓ͅu̩̗̜͖͢s̲͚͡ͅt͔̗̰͙͕ ̦̙͡t̵͉͈̠̞͙̭h̶͕̲ͅe ҉s̹͚̯̞͘a͠ͅm͎e̪̯͇ ̧̱ò̩̟̜l̼̣̲͙͍d̗̥̪͔͉͝ ͔͓̦̙r҉̟̱͎̼e҉̠͕͔̣̬c̫͓̥̰̬̖y͉͡ç͖͎̞̯lḙd̝͉̖ ͇̣̤̟̩̪̭b͍̜͇̝̩̫u͇̘͡l̦̘̲̠̘͘l͚̹͕̖s̸̱̰̼̞h̥̻͡it̲̬̩̱͝ ͉͟+̪̰͍̫͈̹ ̠̹̬̹̳͍͕a̦̦̝̥̼̪͘ ͈̺͚c̦̤͉i̷ŕ̫c͙͉͔̯̩̬l̳͖̪ͅe͡j̣̫e̮͉̮̻͇r͙͇̣̗͖̕k͢ ͍͓̪͇f͙͓o̬̪̬͚r͔̺͙̜̞͖̤͘ ҉p͇̳̤͚̱̱͞o̜̩͍͍̪̳̝ny̷ ̸̯̮͕̹̝a̖r͓t̢i̟͍̗̙̝͞st̷̼̤͇s҉͚̩̗̠͚̩͇.̻͕.̷̮͇̭̫̬̱͎̙̺̟̦͈̪̦̯́ơ̬͙h͖̞̟͚͎̤ ̻̯̩͔̱̠͉͜w̵̟̠̮͈̝ẹ̪̪l҉̜̠ḻ͟.̯͖̩̙̲̳͓ ̻͍̙̥̙a҉͎̟̮̮̠̺s̙͡ t̮̙̳͖̪͓ͅh͝e̖̥̹͖̙͢y ͇̭̞͎s̸a̛͉y̰̰̳̭,̬͚̬̤͚̬̕ ͏̘͔̝̜̭͍ͅn̥̺͔̹̖͞o̵t͕̼̟͕̯̤͢h͜i̼̩̠͙̲n̹̙̱͇̠ͅg̹͍̟ ̵͍̼̻l̲̟̙̖̞̼as̯̩̯̺̗t͞s̲ ̭̰̝̞̠͕͞f̤̥͜o̯͖̭͇̰͈ŗ̙è̱͓v͍̭̯̻̠͖̦͘e̜̼̘̫̻̞r̬͈ͅ!̗̥̹͍̯
>>2180418zalgo he comes
>>2180290This guy, oh man
>>2180290AQUABATS
>>2180413Indeed, but a dictionary will say otherwise. That's what I'm getting at. It seems like people are repurposing the word for any heady smell now, which just isn't accurate.
>>2180392>>2180401>>2180402oh god my JIMMIESjimmiesWOULD SMEONE THINK ABOUT THE JIMMIES
>>2180329Is it just me or does that guy look kinda like Reggie?
FRIENDOFF IN 3 DAYS LEFT MANWHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!
>>2180433I quit.
>>2180433SHIT I MEANT TO WORK ON IT BUT I PLAYED STUPID VIDEOGAMES ALL DAY INSTEAD FUCK
>>2180290Cant see a face, but I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say I would this girl.
>>2180433AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2180433
>>2180390last one>>2180400>>2180415thanks, i like to think i'm really good at it but some days are better than others
>>2180436>>2180439>>2180447SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!Nasse did you see Noise. I need your input
>>2180453She fucked herself?Neat.
>>2180453>your>not you're
hows the head look?
>>2180447Nasse pls draw
>>2180453>waifu all puffed out and lumpy with eggsAwesome.
>>2180461I FUCKEDYOU ARE WAIFU
>>2180444doubt that
>>2180461she fucked you are waifu?
>>2180461>Not your're
>>2180463Look alright proportion to the body.
>>2180463Much better than hulking monstrosity from the other day.
>>2180444Dude.. THat is some Yamino looking chin right there man>no one will ever cosplay as Rover
>>2180458Yeah I didLooked nice, but you need to draw more before I can say anything else
I'd like to be waifuSay, MLPG, if I was a slutty pretty mare - would you me?
>>2180478>>2180477>>2180469>>2180461I mean yeah he could of wrote it that waybut that wouldn't of helped it's impact
>>2180480yeah, I just dont know what went wraaauuuuungbut seriously maybe now ill be able to draw
>>2180461wow this is the first time i stay up for night thread. everything is awful in here.the minimal trollingthe fail spam100% of the posts here are not even horse related
>>2180485No I finished itI didn't know about the color scheeme
>>2180488No, I already have a pretty purple pone waifuThanks for the offer
>>2180493Spammer confirmed for Dr. Claw>I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME GLITTER GLUE
>>2180290Oh god
>>2180488Of course I would you. I would you so hard.
>>2180492>Trolling.I always assume it was for ironies sake but I don't think anyone does this to "Troll" anymore
>>2180498But... that's my waifu!
>>2180493no you won't
>>2180492Usually it's 90% porn, 10% we ded spam at night
>>2180428Not him, but I have no sense of the word musk though as I keep seeing it being use that way practically everywhere.Should we continue how we would take care of this pony?
>>2180498>>2180513You guys can have your shitty purple waifu.Meanwhile white and purple pone is all mine.
>>2180513Then you have good taste, kind sir.
>>2180290what's with this fucking flood detection shit.
>>2180527>impliesYou have an army that would want her.
>>2180433Because I have nopartner
my waifu is better than urs!
>>2180527Any unicorn is a good choiceIt's those wingfags I pity
All right well anywayfar be it from me to argue with a complimentwhat is it you want to see
>>2180533>>2180527She is truly the sluttiest pone indeedslutslutslutslutslutslutslutslutslutslutslut
>>2180536This is the cutest background event in the whole show.Am I right?
>>2180542What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch?
>>2180548I think so, Derpy and Carrot Top bobbing for apples comes second
>>2180523Shouldn't use words you don't know what mean.Or at least have the wherewithal to google it first.
>>2180543wait nevermindlooks like we're actually discussing ponies again
>>2180543loving embracealbeit noncensual
>>2180561>wherewithal
>>2180495Yes I saw thatDraw moarColour Scheme looks fine
>>2180565YOU TEASE.
>>2180501I was gonna' do my claw impression but vocaroo won't pic up my mic right now
>>2180578read a book, nigga
>>2180543More Snails momPreferably in skimpy outfits
>>2180579FINE
>>2180592hey Tanaccepting requests?draw cute princess pretty wings
nasse, join us in flock draw, room is cokepone
>>2180548The question is who was she going to give the card to
>>2180608sorry bro, not right now, I'm in flock draw
You wouldn't molest a pony
>>2180625>in Germanyshit status: gassed.
>>2180610I haven't got my tabletAlso I need to leave to play Mordheim soonish
>>2180631
>>2180290what... what are you doing there, punisher
wat
>>2180645pone
>>2180645Where is her bow?
>>2180652It's right there just take it you...you.. double blankflank
>>2180658>>>/b/
What's the general opinion on DH News?
>tfw barely 2 posts a minute
>>2180662>>>/ponychan/
>>2180668Somewhat less shitty then EqD.
>>2180668derpy hooves news?
>>2180668a bit less shit than EqD but not by enoughalso fuck plaster
>>2180684YeahIt's in my bookmarks, but I haven't visited that site in months.I was just wondering if there is anything worth checking out on the site
>>2180692> plasterthat retarded autistic faggot is still there?>>2180668hi DerpySquadlong time no see
>>2180696>look up derpy hooves news on youtube>2 minutes into an interview with some self-righteous, overconfident artistyeah, but no
>>2180645no man, that is not even close to be "what"this is
Why does most cosplay suck so bad?
>>2180712thanks for clarifying, i guess
>>2180712
what was I thinking, trying to into humans technically a robot, but whatevercome draw with us anonymous:http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swfroom: cokepone
>>2180712all rightmaybe I spoke too soonsomonsters?
>>2180732
>>2180731I can't draw.>>2180732I'd say no since they're not pony related, but whatever man.
Which type of Rarity cosplayer do you prefer MLPGType A....
...Or type B
>>2180748>>2180752The one with the mini Rarities
>>2180748>>2180752Glorious whatever type falls between the two.
>>2180743fair enoughno monsters then
>>2180752B. A needs to eat more.
russia does not give a fuckhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4qmsmzoRBE
>>2180748FUckingAnorexicI hate girls who try to be THIS skinny. I'm not a fatty lover but god damn.. get some fucking meat
>>2180748>>2180752Whichever one has a penis.
>>2180748>>2180752BothPreferably at the same time
FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT
>>2180764But what if they're not trying to be that skinny, and they just are?
>>2180762Who won?
>>2180765holy fuck that would be fantastic
>>2180764nigga you gay
>>2180772sweden, with a shit one. russia came second
>>2180772also apparently sweden is in europe nowwhat the fuck?
>>2180784Uh, yes?
I just leave it here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmc21V-zBq0&ob=av3e
>>2180784UhYes they are
>>2180784israel evenhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6IKHZ4oviowhat the fuck?
>>2180777>Russia didn't winBLUNDER OF THE FUCKING CENTURY
>>2180760glitter gluewhat ifmonstergirlpones
god dammitwhy does europe suck so fucking hard?
>>2180802jelly detected
>>2180794>Austrian accent
1/3>lovely day outside, decide to take a stroll around the local park>fluffy feral herd approaches you while you're sitting down with a little picnic you prepared, soaking in the lovely vitamin D>smarty friend at the front>"mustah go 'way! dis smawty gwassies!">other fluffies behind him cheer>"piss off rodent, I'm not going anywhere.">this gets him angry>"GET OFF GWASSIES WIGHT NOW AND GIVE NUMMIES OR BIG OWWIES!">"well you're going to have to give me owwies then, cause I aint movin'.">unicorn charges you with all his might>feels like a light prod at best>okay, you've a pretty cool headed guy, but little pricks like this really take the fucking biscuit>you decide to punish him the best way there is, psychologically.
2/3>you start by getting up and putting your food in your rucksack and walking over to the nearby play park>you hear the smarty friend bathe in praise and self achivement>"keep walkin munstah! smawty fwend am smawter than ouu!">this will make your revenge all the sweeter>you put your rucksack at the top of the platform of the jungle jim type structure>you then climb a top and sit down with your legs hanging off the platform>the platform is maybe 5ft high so fluffies wouldn't be able to get up>anyway, you take out your food (tuna pasta) and start eating>as expected, smarty leads the fluffies over, and given him thinking he managed to make you move earlier he thinks he can get your food now>"munstah, give fwuffies nummies!">"okay, fine, you win, I'll give you fluffies my food">fluffies cheer>however, now you decide to fuck with him>you jump down from the platform and pick up one of the ferals>he gets scared and the smarty starts shouting at you>"put fwend down now munstah!">"oh, I'm just going to lift you on to the platform so you can get my food">this eases the fluffies>you perch all of the fluffies (4 of them) on the platform, all but the smarty friend>you then clamber back up and start feeding them out of your hand>"fwuffies wuv nummies, fanks hooman!" "new daddie fow fwuffies?">they are so cute nibbling on your pasta>"MUNSTAH SMAWTY EATS FIRST GIVE SMAWTY NUMMIES!">you ignore him>he starts getting really mad>"DUMMY FWENDS GET DOWN HEWE, NO TAKE FOOD FROM MUNSTAH IT TRAP!">"It's not a trap fluffies, you're free to eat my food, it's safe"
3/3>"sowwy smarty but fwuffies need yummy nummies!">"GIB ME NUMMIES NOW MUNSTAH OR BIG OWWIES">"No, little shits like you don't get pasta, only good fluffies do">his primal instincts kick in and he starts bawwing his eyes out while looking adorable>"pwease give smawty nummies hooman, smawty so hungy and wuv ouu">you continue to ignore him and continue to feed the other fluffies>20 minutes later and you decide to pack it in>"Hey fluffies, want to come live with me at my house?">"yay! wuv new daddy! new daddy wuv fwuffies!">you put them all in your bag (not the smarty of course) and head home with them>smarty still crying and before you go asks you>"why hooman no wuv smawty?">"because, you're a bad shitty fluffy and no one will ever love you">the next day you go back to the park and see smarty lying there>he died, drowning in a mess of his own tearsEND
>>2180818tl;dr
Marker where.
>>2180810>local park>feral herd of fluffy ponies>that dialogueWhat the actual fuck is going on here.
>>2180810>>2180814>>2180818
>>2180818>>2180814>>2180810I thought we'd all agreed to just let this shit get molested by the bronies
/r/ing the pic of twilight making an octopus toy come to life and fuck pinkie for her birthday, if anyone has it
this thread is dildoes
>>2180810>>2180814>>2180818God this really has gone down the tube. I mean, that was just plain bad.
>>2180810>>2180814>>2180818>skimmed green text>w's everywherefuck you
>>2180810>soaking in the lovely vitamin D10/10 quality Bioware writing
I hate this thread alreadyFuck you GG you ruin everythingi love you GG
>>2180791>Is this "Where the wild things are"?>Oh wait...they already made that movie.Video is awesome though
>>2180810>>2180814>>2180818>Somehow this has attracted more new drawfags in the last few months than we have
>grab fluffy pony by the neck>shove rusty nail inside both of its eyes>"OWWIES OWWIES HUWTIES STOP STOP FWUFFY SOWWIE SOWWIE SOWWIE">drop it on the ground to the sound of crunching bones>"FWUFFY SOWWIE WUV DADDY NUUUU NUUUU>fucking hell this little rodent is annoying>"WHY HUWT FWUFFY FWUFFY WUV DADDEH WHY HUWT OWWIES">this is going to wake the neighbours>go over to your ant farm>first get a hammer and break all of its legs...just to make sure>"OWWIES WEGGIES NO HUWT WEGGIES NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU">toss it in ant farm >3 hours later fluffy is still alive as the ants slowly devour his flesh>fucking fluffy ponies
>>2180848Caring why?Those drawfags like dark and edgy shit, let them stay in their fwuffy pony threads. It makes no odds to us what these new artists do.
>>2180849Hahahahaha oh god is this an actual fucking story?
is it more tragic to love something that you can never have, or to love something that you might possibly just maybe be able to get if you weren't such a fuckup
>>2180860>>>/soc/unless you are talking about a pony
>>2180860They both suck.I'm a fuckup too.
>>2180849These are so goddamn annoying jesus tapdancing christ what is the point
Before I head out, a friend told me someone was making a fuss over an oc of mine or something. Sorry about that.Anyway, night
REV UP THOSE PONIES
>You will never fuck Applamia
>>2180860Loving something you can never have is noble. Loving something you can have but won't or can't reach out and grab is courtly.
>>2180875Rose plz don't goYou haven't posted your mammaries yet
>>2180875Who the fuck are you
>>21808782spooky
>>2180874>bronies
>>2180864I'm not. It's tangentially related to ponies, but it's not itself a pony. Sorry.I didn't realize we still pretended that we keep off-topic stuff out of the general.>>2180885Loving something I can never have is cowardly. If I could never get it in the first place, at least I didn't mess up somewhere along the line. It prevents me from being hurt.
>>2180886>>2180887Oops, forgot the name. Not Rose. A friend told me someone was flipping out in the general last night and apparently it was my fault because it was over my OC or something. Sorry for that.
>>2180896post your tits anyway
>>2180896That "someone" flipping out over banal bullshit is always the same person flipping out at other banal bullshit, don't worry about it.
>>2180898>implying I'm a girl>with this nameTake a diamond dog instead. Night.
>>2180902Post your tits anyway
>>2180902Tits where?
>>2180902>Tanmammary
>>2180878>snake girl is one of my top fetishesa shame it is such an awful pony though. if there was a rarity boob snake my penis would explode.
>>2180902>no titsJesus Christ Tan step up.
>>2180903>>2180905>>2180906how much you wanna bet he's actually a chick?
>>2180895No, it's not. It's an expression of the noblest human sentiment in its purest and most unadulterated form.
>>2180912TAW 2.0
MLPG, how is it that genuinely horrible human beings can still find someone to love them, but there are genuinely good human beings that can't?
>>2180912>all the male posters are now female>all the female posters are now maleJessy, goggles and rose are now the only guys who post here.
>>2180919because yur ugluy
>>2180922Oh shit I have a vagina
>>2180851>Implying you wouldnt want a drawfag of this quality in the General
>>2180919Luck?
>>2180922Even in this scenario AB still doesn't know his true gender.
>>2180919Because the horrible ones who find someone dont spend 24 hours per day in front of their PC and post about pastel colored marshmellow pones on the internet.
>>2180919Because love is a fickle thing that doesn't happen to everyone and is based on a wide variety of human factors?
>>2180909gross
>>2180922Glitter Glue is my waifu.
>>2180927I gotta admit that is fucking adorable.
>>2180922FUCK YESCHECK OUT MY BOOBIES
>>2180909Tits are the least interesting parts of a lamia. Best thing is her tail and that extended belly.hngggh
>>2180922I am now a little girl.A very slutty little girl.
>>2180927If he's not a faggot he'll leave that place anyways
>>2180940
>>2180927>tfw a fucking retarded guy can still draw better than youwell, fuck.
i know you are all sad our artists suckbut you still got rossanyone want strem
>>2180922would i still be bi?of course i'd be a girl so i'd actually be having sex with people, but would i still like girls?
>>2180922Damn, why did I have to become a woman the day my body decides to shed its womb lining?
>>2180922Awesome! I can have a legit tea party with Fluttershy without looking like a manchild!
Well. Outside the boat has gotten even worse.>>2180222
it's happeningi'm bonering over trixie againgod she's so fucking hot
>>2180922>you will never suck Rose's cock
>>2180915>>2180922think about it though: who the fuck goes around parading and lauding a name with the word "man" specifically in it? Either "he" is super conceited or "he" is trying to get out of showing her tits to us.
>>2180919It all boils down to confidence. You can be an abusive asshole and still find someone to love you if you are confident enough.
>>2180958
>>2180909never post that 3DPD shit again
>>2180949THat is exactly who I was thinking of. That whole video was awesome
>>2180922WOOHOOO DAILY SEX WITH NO EFFORT HERE I COME
>>2180967Who are you callin' sand people? I'm jus' sayin' man, I'm jus' sayin.
>>2180976His Tracy Morgan was on point
>>2180922Great. Now I too can feel the joy of constant sexual harassment.
>>2180973>dailyunderachiever.
>>2180810>>2180814>>2180818>>2180849They remind me of HFY stories on /tg/.
>>2180963>>2180933Who should I believe MLPG
>>2180979>Not wanting to be the slutty human and getting all the dicks
>>2180979......hourly?
>>2180977link to video?
>>2180979Every half an hour?
>>2180945HelloMy name is Appleblwmwanna hang out?
>>2180985>not getting sex 24/7 365
>>2180982If you're bored, start posting fluffy pony stories on /an/ after changing "fluffy pony" to some other animal.
>>2180990AB likes little boys. Especially when some cry.
>>2180983NeitherAlso /r/ing MLPG version of this
>>2180988http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBzRmWeC6Ds
Which CQC would you hug non-sexually?
>>2181008All of them
>>2181008Close quarters crusaders?
do you think tan"man" is actually a girl with dem hips? is it gay if it turns out "he"'s a guy but I imagine having sex with her soft, pear shaped figure? I'll be you that is what she is like, but smaller breasts
>>2181008The over-the-shoulder throw
>>2181008>CQC
>>2181008it's kind of hard to hug while engaged in close quarters combat
>>2180992>tfw everyone everywhere in the world has constant sex orgies when you're not there
>>2181008>close quarters crusadersI now require a picture of snake carrying around the CMC in his gear.
Holy christ, my head hurtsDoes anon want to do a greentext CYOA?
i am literally in love with slowbeef
>>2181008All of them.
Who else saw MIB3? I thought it was great
>>2181019> close-quarter-combat technique> posting firearmsnigga...
>watch interview with joe gilgun>questioned about director>"i think hes a bit autistic and a bit mentally unwell"are we exporting our insults now too?
>>2181019Did you just say CQC?
>>2181032I haven't seen it yet. Donut spoil.
>>2181008Scootaloo!Sweetie Belle!Scootabelle!
>>2181029I still see a smile under Scoot's tape. She wants it hard.
>>2181038The bid where J dies is good. But he's revived by K of the future, and K of the future meets the K of the past.The there's 3 of them, and they form a group called the KKK.
>>2181029NOT ENOUGN BLUSH FAGGOT!THE BLUSHGOD DEMANDS MOAR!
>>2181045so they form the KKK but then revive a black man
>>2181053The future people of the club get a bit confused as to the true purpose it.
>>2181045my donut is spoiled ;_;
>>2181023seconding this
>>2181056Haha, imagine that .>2020>people explores the depth of the archive>they found MLPG>"They want to fuck a horse?!?!"
>You will never roleplay steaming hot ponysex with Sparkler
>>2181070I fucked horses before MLPG, and I'll certainly fuck em after.
>>2181070>find MLPG>they must be a pedophile ring that capture their prey on horseback
>>2181076Hi EMC
Sapphire Shores is best pone
>>2181074Didn't his name originally come from the fact that he roleplayed the Sarcastic Single Mom Horse from MMDW?
>>2181085Nope.I don't agree with him on the whole majestic beauty of horses or any of that shit. I'm not as romantic, I guess. Just sexual objects to me.
>>2181077Upon further investigation, we believe we have found the first example of antiquated AI. The MLPG "fags" (we need further investigation as to the meaning of this suffix, but for now it seems as though every member was homosexual based on old slang texts uncovered) seemed to idolize a fag by the name of Leth. It would appear this Leth was actually a machine of incredible processing power and intelligence and was able to mimic a person perfectly.
>>2181094I think so.
>>2181098Okay, I giggled.Someone write a comic shortfic about that, I will even read it
>>2181024No takers?;_;
>>2181114fine whatever
>>2181114what pone
dead horse
>>2181114Take care of that headache.
>>2181120TAW, will you ever stop haranguing me?!?!?!??!>>2181123Anon's choice, scenario is also anon's choice
>>2181133Rarity.She is taking us shopping.
You turn me on mlpg.
2 slow
Do you have a schmoopy-doopy sweetie-wheatie pony pie MLPG?
>>2181126>>2181126Speaking of - wold you a dead horse, MLPG?Ok, not not few few years dead, just few minutes, still warm.Rarity had a stroke
>>2181093She doesn't have that much art, maybe you can correct that?
>>2181148>not being at half mast every time you lurk MLPG
>>2181154Don't get me started.>>2181139Did exactly that last night, ended in disaster.
>>2181126if only we had a particular ponies soft, squishy, squeezable butt to talk about
>>2181148Hot.
ice cubes in vag is fun
Good morning MLPG
>>2181170dash...when i'm done scratching your bellyyour entrails will be strewn across the room
>>2181166>just orgasm to trixie fapfic>>2181029>posted just literal seconds later>already hard againcurse my recover time
>>2181170Dat belly.
>>2181182>your entrails will be strewn across the room
>>2181182Go back to fluffy threads.
>>2181187I would do horrible, terrible, unspeakable things to dat belly. Like rubs and scratches and even give it rasberries!
>>2181199YOU SICK FUCK
>>2181168Ooh! Ooh!We're a Night Guard!just finishing up a shiftAND WE MUST SPEND OUR FREE TIME IN THE MOST ADVENTURIEST WAY POSSIBLEYEAH THIS SOUNDS FUNright
>>2181199
>>2181199>not stuffing that belly full of cake and then proceeding to blow raspberries into itWhat kind of phantasmagorical chemicals are you on?
>this gave me a bonerwhy am i so fucking easy to pleaseanything suggestiveanythingand im rock hard
>>2181204Thats not all, when im done, and she just cant take it anymore, trying to get up to get away, i would knock her back down and use her belly as my pillow and take a nap.
>>2181199That horrible! I would rather poke her tummy, then I would rub them softly until she would get annoyed to go faster. Then I would bust out a feather out of no where and tickle the belly with it!
this thread sucks
>>2181199pony tummies?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj1FifK3bbgWhich pony loves to singa?
>>2181219You always beat me to the chubby punchline.
>>2181219I would stuff Rainbow Dash until she couldn't fly properly.She'd enjoy every moment of it.
>>2181239like the moona and the juna and the springa?
If you could fuck any of the VAs, who would you choose?>everyone picks Tabitha
>>2181246None.
>>2181228Reported for illegal content
>>2181246braeburns
still watching the star wars radio play voice actor ensemble thing>i'm the only one>holy crap tara strong does raven
>>2181250
>>2181236...I'm not sure what pony I'm looking at.
>>2181246Celestia's.
>>2181261That video is fucking gold. Best hour and twenty minutes of free entertainment ever.
>>2181246well, andrea obviously
>>2180169sauce?
>>2181246from the looks or the voice?
>>2181246Sweetie Belle's.
>>2181246Tara.Dem titties.
>>2181280He obviously just drew that
dimaggio's morgan is terrible
>>2181284Your choice, obviously
Andrea LibmanGoddamn she is cute and chub.
Look anon, we bought you your very own My little pony. This is the one you wanted right?
>>2181308I WANTED THE PINK ONEGOSH, CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHTI HATE YOU
>>2181308No. But I'll still take it.
>>2181308Sure why not.
>>2181308Its the thoughts that count. And YEA!
>>2181301from the looks probably nicole olivervoice ashleigh ball>her voice cracks while you plow her
>>2181308Well i wanted the blue one, but she looks like she would cry if i turned her away so ill take her anyways. She still looks rather snuggleable. non-sexually of course
>>2181330Oh god unf
>>2181308Thanks guys. I'm gonna snuggle the fuck out of this horse non-sexually.
post faster you whores
>>2181360
pinkie is most sexual pony
>>2181373i beg to differ
>>2181373>implying
>>2181373Negative.
>>2181360Nobody wanted a greentext CYOA, so I've got nothing
>>2181373What do you mean by that?
>>2181385think harder, man!
>>2181373Hahahaha oh god this is what you actually believe
>>2181396I mean I could come up with my own scenario, but I'd rather do a request
so where does my mobile phone request its ip from? how do I request a new one?
>The colonel of Celestia's army visits Ponyville,>he thinks CMC might be a terrorist organization,What happens? bonus points if he sounds like Sean Connery.
>all of these Speedy Thundercunt imagesThat's my cue to start posting best pony
>>2181409I imagine each tower gives you a different IP, but for me it doesn't matter, all of them are banned on 4chan.
>>2181418
>>2181418*second best
>>2181418good ideawhen are you going to start.
>>2181381>>2181384>>2181396>>2181398Rarity does not have the Raw sexual energy of Pinkie.>>2181384Virgin
>>2181431now
>>2181418She second best in my book.
>>2181432Rarity would give you the best sex as a wife. Pinkie would be the best as a one night stand. If you married Pinkie, every night would feel like a one night stand
>>2180799>monstergirlponesI think we've already handled that
>>2181432>virginthat's only because lesbian sex isn't technically sexalso she's never had lesbian sex either
>>2181437Fuck yeah.
>>2181444That is a lot of butt.
>>2181449>>2181437>>2181418Why don't we compromise?
so instead of drawing monstergirls I've been off playing vidyaI see the thread's clippin' alongwhat did I miss
derpy is a very ugly pony
yknow what? maybe i AM getting better after allfrabjous day niggas
>>2181483>That cutie markHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKERThat face looks weird though
>>2181483haha i get it 'cause she's a slut
>>2181475You should draw more monster girls.You're much better at them than that Ross guy.
>>2181483Maybe don't draw the outline of the eye if her eye is closed, the dual outline makes her face look very strange.
>>2181459I would but my folder is fuckhuge and unsorted and I can't find Twilight and AJ in the same damn picture for some reason.>>2181475Posting best pones, PWA almost did something but then he didn't, Anon got a Sweetie Belle to call his very own.What vidya?
Dog Gif soon
>>2181483There's still something I find weird about how you proportion the eyes and nose.
>>2181501her eye aint closed, im trying to rose rose rose, yknow?
Would you launch sweets into pink pone's mouth?http://youtu.be/WsS-ZH38nTU
>>2181498Ross draws monstergirls? I thought he just drew girls that looked monstrous.>>2181502>What vidya?Titan Quest: Immortal Throneplayed it before, started it up again with this new modbut it's insanely hard so I think maybe I did something wrong or else this just isn't for me>>2181506Klondike, circlejerk friend o'minewhat do you think of gillou
Draw requests? A quick one, please.
>>2181483Head's a little weird, but I guess it's just your style.
>>2181516With Ross' proportions they might as well be monstergirlsHorribly deformed and hideous monstergirls
>>2181523Napping Twilight.
>>2181526nah, i suck. Im trying to learn to get the body and head in proportion. I think i made the back of it too big>>2181507really? this is one of the rare ones where i cant really see a problem with that
>>2181516XXXDDDXDDDXDDgetdunkedhowd he react to this anyway? he spoken to you any more?
>>2181551He was here yesterday with three brand new and fucking terrible pictures.
>>2181546oh god it's lovely Klondikebut...
>>2181546bahahahahalooks about right
>>2181558Tell me now before I lose it in this folder of clusterfuck
>>2181546>dog gifKlondike, are you Jesus?
>>2181555Did he change any of his characters in the end? People tried giving him feedback but it went to deaf ears apparently.
>>2181567No way man. Saving lives is for gays
>>2181545Forehead's too flat
>>2181571Characters were still fat as fuck.Still had the uglies faces I ever seen.Nothing changed.He still believed the pictures were good.
>>2181546cumon step it up
>>2181564Could you do a version that goes up and down too?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K18CGEeiI
>>2181576But you ARE gay.
>>2181545It just always looks like their heads have been over inflated or something. Like their features are about to burst out.
>>2181579a little, but not too much. they kinda flat it out towards the nose. but yeah, thats true.drawins herd ;;;___;;;
>>2181571All he's going to change is their clothes again. He doesn't seem to get that people simply don't want to see freakshow monsters.
>>2181589You mean that flips horizontally and stuff?
>>2181579Nah, I don't think the forehead's the problem there. More that the nose is too big, and the eye in the wrong place (and an odd shape).
>>2181587i cant tell what the difference is. My computer is pretty slow. Is it faster?
>>2181604Yeah, so that she gradually turns completely around.
>>2181592i know man, i know. Im pretty sure thats an issue with my head/body proportions, but the heads all fucked up too. this is actually incedibly frustrating man, its always like this
>>2181618Yes.
>>2181618it's a jokei made it too fasti... didn't mean to confuse you
>>2181536Why the heck did I read that as Nappa Twilight?
>>2181621Also the horn looks weird but that's YOUR STYLE
>>2181632That'd be pretty sweet too.
QuiteYellow is quite yellow pone
daily dosewww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>2181546ohI forgotI made you that thing you were asking for
>>2181645nanaki pls go
>Which level should Spike practice on?
>>2181632>over 9,000your scouter is fine
>>2181645
>>2181651who the fuck is that
>>2181645I don't understand what's so bad about this, it just looks like kids underwear.
>>2181653Ice World!
>>2181663>Adult baby
>>2181635man, stop sayin that
>>2181635His style is horrible though. Not Ross bad, just unpleasant to me.
>>2181648Rover without a mouth is somewhat awesome for reason. Thanks GG. I have pretty fun idea now
>>2181678I like it.
>>2181662Non-contributing furry tripfag who bought MLPG panties.
>>2181648Glitter Glue.Could you draw the wealthy pony, Baron Gettin von Dunkend sipping some tea in his top hat and monocle, watching the NBA slam dunk contest?
>>2181678thats not my style thats my low skill level
>>2181688HAHAHAHA
>>2181689It's present in everything you draw though. It makes your work recognizable as coming from you.It's your style.
so did anything come of london comicon yet?
>>2181632Nappa Twilight is even better
>>2181717until im good, my work is also always gonna look shit in everything i do. im trying desperately hard to copy the shit out of rose, whose got a good 7 years on me, maybe thats something to do with it.
>>2181752get rid of that dot
>>2181752>>2181711>>2181546That fuckin' little white spot is driving me nuts.
>>2181772
>The mall is her favorite place to visit on the weekends.>The two of you have been here a million times, but she's still a bouncing ball of energy.>Each store you pass by, she just has to stop and look at whatever's in the windows.>"Ooh, what about that one?" Every time, she drags you by the sleeve to look at whatever catches her eye.>It doesn't take much to dissuade her from wanting to buy anything. Her attention span is pretty short.>When she's not window shopping, she's crawling all over you.>Usually she clings to your arm, but she'll also wrap her arms around your neck and even climb on top of your back.>The public affection would be embarrassing, but you're used to it by now.>When you pass by the food court, she makes a beeline for the gumball machine.>You ask her if she wants real food.>"What? This IS real food!">You buy her a BLT anyway. Extra honey mustard.>She devours it in two bites.>She gives you a bit of affection for remembering her favorite sandwich. Her lips taste like honey mustard.>There's a jewelry store by the food court.>It's shiny, so of course she has to stop and check out the whole thing.>She tugs on your sleeve again, pointing towards a display case.>A silver ring, with a single shining ruby on it. She adores it.>Her eyes zip over to the next pretty, shiny thing. But you notice that she lingered on that one for a few extra seconds.>That's convenient. You'll buy it tomorrow. You'll hide it in her birthday cake next week.
>>2181777WHY
>>2181772>>2181759God damn it GUys
>>2181734The point I'm trying to make is that continuing to draw the same way isn't going to suddenly cause a change in how you draw. All you'll do is teach yourself to keep drawing that way.If there's a problem, work at that, rather than accepting it's simply that other people have had more time at it than you.
>>2181777Oh god, please don't do this.Fuck fuck fuuuuuuck.
>>2181777AAAUUGGGHH I AM GONNA MAKE A MANHOLE COVER LIFTER OUTTA REBAR JUST TO FIX SHIT LIKE THAT
>>2181783>>2181786>>2181788
>>2181752>>2181711Thanks Klondike.You're always such a bro with requests
>>2181734>>2181785Also perhaps try to ask Rose for some insight?
>>2181791I IMPLORE YOU TO RECONSIDER.
>>2181791That one doesn't bother me as much to be honest
>>2181791Eh, fig newtons suck anyways.
>>2181784Do you even OCD, Klondike?
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCKI JUST GOT HEREWHY IS THIS HAPPENINGi really wish i didn't have that exact same reaction to so many MLPG's
>>2181800fig newtons rock fuck you
>>2181782>You'll hide it in her birthday cake next week.Choking on a ring. It is a sad, unfortunate accident that sometimes happens.
>>2181785well its partly about not having enough practice. I mean the proportions and poses and shit is pretty universal across styles.and constantly drawing differently wont change anything either. I am mixing it up though, im trying to find whats wrong with it so far.Also rose doesnt really turn up that much anymore
>>2181806NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOFUCK YOUFUCK YOU SO MUCHFUCK
>>2181796dat's cute
>>2181797
>>2181796Hey GG.>>2181688I would really appreciate if you could draw this request of mine.
>>2181812WHY WOULD YOU DO THATcaptcha: his erksuch
>>2181812>lemonade in a cartonaaarrrrgh it hurts!
>>2181806I am more bothered by someone using a rolling chair on carpet than I am about the cable getting run over.
>>2181808It's how you're going to propose to her. :(
>>2181812why why why why
>>2181812Oh come on why would someone do that
>>2181822Not if she chokes on the ring and dies, dingus.You can't marry a corpse.
>You
>>2181819>>2181820>>2181826>>2181829
>>2181812why doesn't this one notice that there is cap?
>>2181836MURDER
>>2181836yeah i'm fine with that
>>2181836That's not so bad.
>>2181836AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2181836Pffhaha, that's just delicious. Who gives a shit about kitkat procedure?
>>2181832>You can't marry a corpseUmm, about that...http://www.odditycentral.com/news/heartbreaking-thai-man-marries-dead-girlfriend.html
>>2181836Someone post the chewing gum one
>>2181836Fuck the police.
>>2181842>>2181839I really need to enlarge my autism trigger folder... already run out of stuff
>>2181844Me.
>>2181796GG! I was just about to edit it so they walked! Thanks for doing it much better then I could have if I had to cut and edit it!
>>2181836I did that all the time. Annoying that it falls apart so fast if you bite into it like that.
>>2181836>>2181812I don't understand thatWhy everyone is flippin their shit over this?
>>2181809Simply drawing isn't enough. I mean, you do need to draw constantly (not drawing certainly isn't going to get you anywhere). But if your 'practice' simply consists of doing something wrong, then concluding it's bad because you aren't good enough yet, you won't make it anywhere. If you're unhappy with it, you need to fix it, then practice how you fixed it.Other drawfags like Nasse do this too and it's very frustrating to see.
>>2181849OH COME ON WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT COME ON FUCK THAT'S JUST LAZY
>>2181846
>>2181855Autism. Little detail like that annoys them.
>>2181862It's OCD, not autism, you fucking retard.
>>2181849Goddamnit. GODDAMNIT. IT'S NOT THAT HARD.
>>2181832Heimlich maneuver, dingus.Anyway, another greentext?
>>2181855Hobby autists.
>>2181855the carton because it has a fucking screw top and is lemonade in a carton (FUCK)and the kit kat because you're not supposed to eat it like that
>>2181857i think part of that is the amateurishness coming though too. I mean SB figured out how to learn early, hence he's great. We dont really know, i mean, i work best with direction and someone showing me shit but theres few people round here who are good enough and arent busy enough to actually teach me
>>2181873MOTHER FUCKERWHAT IS THATIT DIDNT SHOW UP BEFORE
>>2181873In fact, it's not fucking fixed
>>2181873You're killing me here, Klondike. You really are.
so many of the same gif
>Normal ponies enter the machine, and cyborg ponies exit out the other end,How does the machine work?
>>2181902Too much Sonic?Anyways, its magic.
>>2181902MagicSnort Snort
>>2181861whoops
Sup?
>>2181902Who cares, it provides a concise API for accessing its functionality.
>>2181912
You're going to propose to your favorite pone.How do you do it?
>>2181901I'm sorry. I'm deleting the unfixed as I go.I am kind of OCD too>In fabrics store with mom>Sort the threads so they all match in color like they are supposed to.
>>2181924Not at all because she'd probably laugh at me for suggestion something so cheesy and punch me on the shoulder, still giggling and asking me if I really thought she would take this joke seriouslyI'd join her laughter and act like it was a joke all alongBut on the inside I would die a slow and painfull death ;_;
>>2181536>>2181632>>2181731
>>2181924hey, speaking of - Celestdate anon, are you here? I want to continue that date ;_;
>>2181912YES, more OCD triggers please
>>2181945>friendsipI need to go to bed
>>2181912this isn't exreme annoyance for me, that's fine.
I've got one more. I think you guys will like this one.
>>2181959HOW COULD THEY FUCK THAT UP
>>2181945Cute!
>>2181945>friendsip level
>>2181947I want to see this.
>>2181959AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2181953>>2181965There we go.
How far could you reach your arm inside of Princess Luna?
>>2181988Which end?
>>2181944Come on, Anon. Give your pony waifu a little more credit than that. Show her you mean it.
hey, helpfulbrothis look any better?
There.. Thats it.. Last one.. FixedNever more
>>2181991Her nostilsnostrils
Would it be possible to gene-splice a real pony?
>>2181998Oh man, this is like, so deep
>>218199810/10
>>2181998fuggsake
>>2181998
>>2181944You'd wake up in bed with her one morning, to find something clutched in her hand.Her fingers would unravel, and you'd see the ring in her palm.Her eyes would flutter open beneath her bangs, and she'd give you that lazy, late morning grin.Of course she wants to marry you, silly.
>>2181988You will never plunge your arms into both Princesses as they flank you from either side, their butts right up against either shoulderAs you feel them squeezing your arms you will never hear Celestia taking note of the loneliness of your legsand then she calls in two guards.
>>2181988Personally, I think she is quite small and short there, and quite tight, consider her sizeIn fact, my friend, Pony-Princesses is nowhere close to real horse size, they are just a bit bigger than usual ponies, somewhere around actual IRL pony/miniature horse size
>>2181879Not everything is easily taught. You need to learn how to have a critical eye, and that's something you mostly have to develop for yourself.Don't fall into the trap of expecting someone else to teach you everything.
>>2182009Uh, the line from the forehead to her ear is missing and the eye looks kind of huge
>go on a trip for a few days>miss pone pussy pumpingWhat the fuckThat is one of my biggest fetishesYou people really need to let someone know when you're gonna pull something out of left field
>>2182024>hand
>>2182040im just focusing on proportions bor, yeah the eye is big.dyou think tracing some stuff to get an idea of proportion would be helpful?
>>2182044PWA always does humans.I bet he doesn't even want to fuck horses.
>>2182009Eye and nose look kinda huge still; the latter might need to be a bit lower?Also, I'm noticing you tend to draw the manes and tails very... wisp-y. Which exaggerates everything else.
NO I'M NOT DONEMUST DO MORE DIAMOND DOG PB GIF HILARITYDON'T YOU GO ANYWHERE DAMMIT
>>2182050If you want to learn propotions like the ones in the show tracing is really helpfulhowever, your style really differs from the show, so I don't know if tracing would help you
>>2181879> SB> greatexcuse me? You either trolling or have no actual taste in art (I bet you fan of ROss)
>>2182066GG do an animated diamond dog version of >>2182010please?
>>2182056i dont think i wanna change the manes, but trying to figure out eye/nose/head size is my priority right now. any tips? can you draw it on the iamge?
>>2182066I ain't got shit else to do.
>>2181910Oh god, that's HNNGGG-levels of cute!
>>2182039im not falling into that trap, im trying to learn by myself i just dont know how. And I do have quite a critical eye, I know how to look, but translating that into drawing is a bit more difficult than all that
>>2182077Not that guy, but I love SB's stuff.He's not the best by far, but he's certainly decent.
>>2181996Well, I guess I could take her to a wonderbolts show... then, during the show, the wonderbolts would write my proposal on the sky with their contrail and I'd kneel down next to her, waiting for her answer...Of course she wouldnt even realize it because she couldn't take her eyes off of the wonderbolts. So I'd knee there next to her like an idiot while her eyes chase her idols in the sky.On the way back she'd be non-stop talking about how great the wonderbolts are and how much fun she had todayWhen she asks me why I'm so quiet I couldnt say a wordBecause I'm fighting to hold the tears back
>>2182054At this point, I just roll my eyes whenever somebody gets butthurt over the fact that I do humanized only.I'm in the mood for another piece of shit greentext. Anybody have a request?
>>2182074as i said, proportions are pretty universal, so thats cool. iw as more thinking tracing other artists stuff
>>2182096Horse sex
>>2182077>Someone has a different opinion>He must be a Ross fanReally, faggot?
>>2182077But Anon, SB is great. Sure, the whole portrait thing's getting a bit repetitive, but he's still relatively new to the art game
>>2182096Do something about SA cheating on Candance with a guard in his barracks.
>>2182095;_;
>>2182093I dunno, man. Not saying SB' stuff is bad, but it just call for some kind of rejection in my case. Unappealing.
>>2182024What are those feels? Make them go away, I dont want them
>>2182101Sure, why not.
>>2182093I like SB's stuff mostly because of the Noel influence. Certainly, he's on my list of artists I pretty much always save when they post.Just not on the list of artists that particularly inspire me in my own drawing.
>need to build a new computer soon>seriously considering getting a yellow case, prioritizing noise reduction on the fans and heatsink, and naming the computer Yellowquiet>mfwwhat the fuck have you faggots done to me
>>2182148>$2.3k
Why aren't you drinking bleach?We're waiting for you here in Equestria!
>>2182077SB is good. I just wish that he'd draw more female ponies, legs and heads of male ponies over and over again are getting a little bit boring
>>2182131I mostly don't like the fact the vast majority of what he seems to draw is Snails.
>>2182148Now slow down son, you're going above and beyond our faggotry, you're in brony territory now.
>>2182144>>2182144he is nowhere close to Noel, though. His ponies - shapes and forms -- are bulky and rough, quite straight and direct. Poses ans expressions lack of life and dull.Noel artwork, in other hand, lives its life
>>2182152oh man now i have to do itthough i have no idea how to spend $2300 on parts for the thing... all the rigs i've built so far have been well under $1000
>>2182148>2.3 WEI
>>2182096>At this point, I just roll my eyes whenever somebody gets butthurtI don't see any hurt butts here, cap'n.
>>2182095>she notices your awkward silence>she laughs at you and punches you in the arm>"What're you giving me looks like that for ya big dweeb?">she asks you to buy you both a hayshake on the way homeafter she's downed the whole thing and thrown it away, she takes your arm whilst you continue slowly drinkingshe closes her eyes and leans into you contentedlyWhen she's waited long enough that she's sure you're looking down at her (which you are) she opens her eyes and gives you a playful look"So you wanna fuck tonight?"
okay, well can you guys post art from good artists please. or whatever you think would be most helpful so i can try analyse this shit
>>2182152>>2182177eh?
>>2182191>I don't get jokes
>>2182189Since you want to copy Rose you should trace her stuff
>>2182191dyewts?
>>2182199well yeah but one of your criticisms was the style so maybe i should mix it up a bit
>>2182167I never meant to imply he was anything near Noel's level.It's just interesting to see what he took from her, even if he remains a pale imitation.
>>2182120>tfw you actually have a lump in your throatWhat have I become?
>>2182105>You enter the barn, and she's waiting for you.>"Are yah sure you want t'see this, sugarcube?">Of course you do. You just wish she weren't wearing so many clothes while she did it.>She opens up a stall, where a massive black stallion is waiting.>Her hands go between the beast's legs.>You feel absolutely dwarfed by the massive cock she's handling.>Watching her stroke the animal, you feel your pants getting uncomfortably tight.>She has to pause to wipe the sweat off her brow.>Her cowboy hat tumbles to the floor, but she doesn't seem to notice.>"Y'have to work it a little gently, but not too much.">The horse snorts and hoofs at the ground as she picks up the pace.>"Hoo-wee, he's a comin'!" You swear that she's grinning at the prospect.>The horse spurts all over the place, a massive load you could only dream of shooting.>It gets all over her hands, and even stains her rolled up sleeves.>She thinks you're not looking when she licks a bit of it off her fingers.>"You wanna try the next one, sweetie?"
>>2182213Trace Ross then. He's like the anti-Rose.
>>2182195>>2182209yep, such a newfag I amcare to enlighten me?
>>2182213I never criticized your style, man, I actually like itBut if you want to learn another style this is gonna sound really fucking absurdyou could try tracing Ross' ponies, he has a very cartoony style
>>2182229You haven't watched Hurricane yet? Get with the fucking times man.
>>2182117Male or female guard?
>>2182187Cant we have waifufagging without fucking their marhsmellow brains out for once?
>>2182248>Implying there are female guardsfanon levels reaching critical
>>2182213Trace a few of her pics to see how she does the proportions and stuff. If you have those down, start adding details from other artists or stuff that you came up with by yourself. Thats how I did it
>>2182231nah, not absurd at all. Id like to be able to draw as well as ross, maybe Id use his talent better than he does.honestly though, i dont really want to look at the stuff he draws. Unless you got some of his pones that arent fat to post?>>2182223awesome, you got any more stuff from different good artists?
Once in a blue moon he posts non-fat poniesI only have this picture though, sorry
>>2182282can i see one of your pictures bor
>>2182187Rainbow Dash is forward, but I doubt she'd be that forward in this case. You have been too beta. She'd expect you to take the reigns first.
>>2182283
>>2182299Applejack can fly higher then the pegasi
>>2182299alright, well im gonna go watch the social network and then start learning to draw.
>>2182291Man, that actually looks pretty decent.Ross should do more of that.
>>2182310She's using her strong leg muscles to jump, dude.
>>2182187She's only saying no because she's too shy to accept.You have to be forceful about it to show you're serious, much like she usually is.
>>2182269I don't even care about 'canon' anymore.
>bogged down by tests>"hey anon friend off is in 2 days"ok then
>>2182310Maybe jump. She got them strong legs of her.>>2182315I think this was his?
>>2182283If I'm honest, your ponies already remind me of how Ross does them more than Rose.He exaggerates expressiveness far more than she does (too much in some cases), and has a similar very loose and free drawing style to yours.
>>2182187>she expects you to pay for shit>I joke and say "Hah, you sound like Rarity.">Whatddya mean, Anon?">chuckle, "Well, she makes her dates pay for stuff all the time, haven't you got any money?">I notice her frown a little, and I realise I've fucked up
>>2182315I agree, that's one of the few Ross pictures I likeI hate how he includes his disgusting fetish in everything
>>2182334Yeah that's him as well
>>2182323>>2182323> I don't even care about 'canon' anymore>>>/ponychan/that way
>thread will never be marked
>Pinkie pie on the leftAll my kawaii~desu
>>2182344>implying the spirit of generosity doesn't pick up the check every time
>>2182351>>2182334I did some 2.3booru diving and found a few others
i swear to god i'm gettin therealmost done
>>2182297Not the best one to show what I meant with copying a style and adding other 'features' to it but I'd prefer not to get mauled for posting >OC
>>2182357I would have this as a placeholder. If they need it, I would delete this image.
>>2182372
>>2182374hi Spaerk
>>2182315I seriously dont get why he doesnt. Most people here actually like his ponies and it looks like he really wants us to like him and his art... and then he constantly posts his abominations
>>2182351I always think why he can acceptably draw pony and can't draw humanized one.
>>2182386I'm really sorry for posting Ross for the people who don't like him
>>2182403
>>2182403Thing is, we like his pony art. Nay, we love it.We just hate the artist and his pretentious faggotry.
>>2182344>"SInce when is this a date? I thought we were just hanging out anon!"
>>2182409I've seen some people who don't like itI know most people love it
>>2182363>Best Night EverDYEWTS
>>2182414And this is the last one
penis didn't like it at all
>>2182392hi anon
>>2182410>"Yeah, I know that, which is why I am surprised that you wanted me to buy you a shake." you recover nicely>you smirk, and continue; "Tell you what Rainbow, if you want me to pay for your shake, you have to make this an official date. Deal?"
>>2182414>>2182409We hate his fat fetish shit, which is absolute majority of his works.
>>2182420it's fucking raping figure
>>2182435It's irritating that he absolutely MUST insert his fetish into every single one of his humanised works.
>>2179975WHERE DA MARKER AT
>>2182382That darn DD, I think he used the wrong password.
>>2182435but there's other people here who do similar stuff and we don't hate them
>>2182449You mean LK?His stuff isn't disgusting
>>2182444I'm trying, but Deafy posted it last and my password's not working for deleting it.
>>2182373Dat Rover...Would you sniff her dog breath or secretly enjoy it when she farts in your face with horrid dog food farts?
>>2182455well, and SB, he draws chubby pone too sometimes
new hearse >>2182468 >>2182468 >>2182468 >>2182468
>>2182469Really? I haven't seen that from him
>>2182469SB does it as an experiment, most of his doodles are just experiments in perfecting his art form.
>>2182475not like Ross fat, but still chubbyhe's done a few Mrs. Cake ones where she's pudgy
>>2182476I see you don't know about one of his commissions
>>2182485Well, I don't mind if he doesn't do this in every single picture and as long as it isn't Ross-levels of fat
>>2182487Commissions are different. Ross doesn't do fat ponies/humans because he was paid to.If I was commissioned, I'd draw whatever the fuck I was asked to.
>>2182500There we go.
>>2182455but LK has drawn things way bigger than Ross ever has
>>2182509No I mean something he commissioned for himself >>2182527LK doesn't post that kind of stuff here though
>>2182527It's really not about how big they are but about how he draws it
>>2182323brony plz go
Fear nothing, your ancestors are here.Dead though we are we shall not abandon you.The tale continues.Players, report in.
>>2183559boop
>>2183559beep
>>2183559Shiggy diggy
>>2183599>99>Double critical>Boop>First to replyYou gain the charm of speed, and will auto-win first initiative.
>>2183631Aww yeah!
>>2183631Do I still have that music bonus?
>>2183599 Radiant>>2183609 Trusty>>2183610 ZebroWhere the rest at?
>>2183654Beats me.
>>2183644I'm not sure if I want to give you any more bonuses. You seem overpowered as is.
>>2183677;_;Alright
>>2183687I let you raise the whole graveyard last time. Is that not bonus enough?
>>2183699>use Quick Reply>forget name fieldiShindig Dagger Doo
>>2183699You're right, fuck.
One day, when we could start early, and the others are nowhere to be found...
So we're missing Dawn, Ted and Campfire right?
>>2183559>>2183654Here I am, had to get breakfast.
>>2183771Glad to see I'm off to such a good start today.
>>2183769Ted can't come right now.Maybe he'll be able to drop in later, but not now.
>>2183780>>2183786So that leaves DawnShould we wait or have her on autopilot for a while?
>>2183797Autopilot.
>>2183797We're down three players. Maybe we should wait a bit?
>no Dawn>Nasse might be brooming his yard or some shitFuck it, GO TIME.LAST TIME ON MLPGDND - LORDS OF SHADOWYou stopped a mob of cultists chasing down Cloak and Dagger in Canterlot's poor district. A trail of blood suggested the wounded twins may have hidden in one of the mass tombs.>If someone joins in late, that is fine. For now all those not present are assumed to follow the party, and can be used by other players (and me) in combat.
>>2183874The Tracker should follow the blood trail while we follow him.
>>2183874We should check that crypt where the blood trail is going.
>>2183874Let's follow the trail
>>2183889>>2183907>>2183918You enter the crypt. It seems to lead fairly deep into the ground. It is made up of small rooms connected by sloping stairways that lead down. In every room the walls are lined with small cubbyholes filled with bones.You can hear some commotion lower down.
>>2183956Yeah, we need to go thereNow
>>2183956I think the Rogueshoud use Stealth, sneak down there, and report what she sees with her pendant.
>>2183956Follow the sounds, but try not to make too much sound.
>>2183983>>2183985>>2183987Dawn reports that she sees a sentry coming upHowever she cannot see what is causing the commotion
Is there a place where we could hide?
>>2184040Backstab the sentry so we can advance.
>>2184040Dawn should try to ambush the sentry and gag him before he can yell for help.Can we hide somewhere?
>>2184048You could try to shove yourself in one of the cubbyholes and pretend to be dead>>2184055Negative, he is standing in the staircase, no way to get behind unseen.
>>2184048>>2184061You could try to shove yourself in one of the cubbyholes and pretend to be dead>>2184055Negative, he is standing in the staircase, no way to get behind unseen.
>>2184077>>2184086Let's hide there until he passes us, then we can kill him
>>2184086Standing, or patrolling?
>>2184086Does Trusty still have his crossbow?
>>2184103Standing.>>2184112Yes.
>>2184115He should snipe, and aim at the neck, so he can't yell.
>>2184115>StandingWell, then Trusty should just kill him.
>>2184128>>2184139The bolt sticks in the throat of the sentry but he doesn't even look like it hurt him.He looks around, somewhat slowly.
>>2184139This looks like something you need to take care of.
>>2184173Damn, he must be undead.How do we kill it without making a ruckus?
>>2184173Is he undead?If yes, I'll try to take control over him
>>2184208>8You manage to gain control of him, but it takes great effort and you can feel someone else is trying to wrest control away from you.You will lose control if you roll under 5.
>>2184230I advance.
>>2184230Roll
>>2184230You can do it, Zebro.The Light will guide you.
>>2184249>9You have the undead sentry under your control, at least for now.from the looks of things, he is slow but solid.
>>2184269Alright, let's go down there without alarming anyone.
>>2184269Let's advance now.
>>2184277>>2184282As you head down you notice increasingly prominent bloodstains on the walls. After a while you also start seeing some limbs and scraps of cloth and flesh around the floor.You can clearly hear the sounds of battle on the lever just below you.
>>2184300Peek out and see what's going on
>>2184300I peak out too.
>>2184300Who's fighting?
Im here.
>>2184314>>2184327>>2184343Much of the room is soaked in blood. You can count at least five dead in there, with another five still alive. Two of them are pegasi, two more unicorns, the last seems like another zombie sentry.In the middle of the chaos you can see familiar puffs of smoke. Cloak and Dagger are warping around the room, appearing behind cultists, striking and vanishing before anypone can react. Their cloaks are ripped badly and you can see both are wounded. The pegasus' wing is limping badly and the unicorn has to juggle him in and out of teleports.Both seem tired but determined.There is a gem pendant around the neck of the pegasus. You don't remember seeing it before.
>>2184385I cast fireball at the zombie.
>>2184385RIP AND TEAR
>>2184385I leap out and smash down one of them that seems to be the biggest threat remaining to Cloak and Dagger.
>>2184385Let's help them.Take control ove->>2184415Fuck, I'll just send my sentry in there
>>2184385I fire at the most menacing looking opponent.
>>2184415The zombie sentry bursts into flames.It is now a Fire Zombie Sentry.>>2184426The other Zombie Sentry smashes into the flaming one. Both are now engulfed in flames as they clumsily wrestle eachother.>>2184420>0You tear your dress.>>2184422>2You miss, but do make an impressive entrance.>Celestial Radiant>About time your band showed up>We can exchange venomous words later>Right now, let us show these forsaken deathseekers the light of the sun>>2184462>2The rifle is incredibly awkward to use in a cramped space like this, and you miss your mark badly as the recoil smacks the rifle into a wall and out of your hooves.Two pegasi remain in the airTwo unicorns remain on the groundThe sentry is on fire and preoccupiedCloak and Dagger are badly woundedRoll for initiative.
>>2184549AHAHAHAHAH! I was wondering when our luck would go south.
>>2184549Stab one of the pegasus in the back.
>>2184549I take up a defensive stance, and concentrate my prayers on Cloack and Dagger to heal them.I may disagree with Celestia that they are good ponies, but her Light shines down on all of her loyal subjects.
>>2184549IT WASN'T EVEN A CRITICALHOW COULD THE WEAPON FLY OUT OF MY HANDI'll use a crossbow with an ice bolt then.
>>2184549WHYSend my dragon to fight a pegasus
>>2184595Just be glad that thing didn't deafen us all.
SaunaRadiant you are the pilot
>>2184666>666>I'm the pilotoh boy
>>2184666Does this have something to do with your asthma?
>>2184578Your dress might never be pretty again, but your blade is as sharp as it ever was. You stab one of the pegasi, who drops to the ground but is still alive.>>2184602Your dragon takes to the air and tries to bite the remaining pegasus. However the cultist is too nimble.>>2184590>0Cloak and Dagger don't even bother replying to you. As you take up a fancy pose and give your little monologue, one warps the other onto the pegasus that avoided the dragon, and soon it comes crashing down, its wings cut off.>Deeds.>Not words.>>2184595Instead of retrieving the rifle you pull your backup weapon and take aim. Your bolt strikes the grounded Pegasus, rendering him immobile.One pegasus is immobilizedThe other has no wings and is bleeding outBoth unicorns remainBoth sentries will burn to death in a few turnsCloak and Dagger are no more wounded than they were before.
>>2184754Fireball on a Unicorn.
>>2184754Call my dragon upon a unicorn
>>2184754Charge one of the unicorns.
>>2184754"Then heal yourselves, snakes!"I charge at one of the unicorns and smash him to a wall.
>>2184754Trusty-pilot mode:He puts the bleeding pegasi out of it's misery with a shot.
Okay I'm here
Seeing the carnage around them, both the unicorns throw up magical shields.>>2184767>>2184775>>2184778Your three-way assault slams into one of the two. The dragon's bodyslam cracks the magic sphere, and a well-placed dagger strike shatters it, leaving him open for the fireball to immolate him.>>2184783You slam headfirst into the shield and are rebounded back to the twins.They don't look at you.>>2184806Trusty trots up to the wingless pegasus who is writhing on the floor and puts his crossbow against the suffering pony's head. With a dull twang, his pain ends.The shielded unicorn remains. He renews the force field and prepares to teleport away.One Pegasus is still frozen on the floor.Both zombie sentries burn to ashes.
>>2184881Root the unicorn
>>2184881I'll retrieve my rifle.
>>2184881Bandage the twins.
>>2184881Bring down the Hammer on the shield with all my might.
>>2184907That was me.
>>2184881Fireball the unicorn before it can escape.
>>2184919Damn it Dawn. At least this is only going to count as a failure.
>>2184932Sorry.
>>2184892The roots grasp at the shimmering shield but cannot break it.>>2184920Your fireball explodes before you can toss it, but the torch-staff absorbs the flames, protecting you.>>2184903The rifle seems to be undamaged.>>2184907As you tell the twins to stay still, they look at the escaping unicorn with uncharacteristic anger. The unicorn replies to their look with a smug smile and charges up his spell. He van->>2184908THE HAMMER OF THE SUN SHATTERS HIS SHIELD AND SMASHES HIM DOWN.The unicorn is dazed and disorientated. His horn is badly cracked and his front leg was probably dislocated by the force of the blow.Cloak and Dagger look impressed.
>>2185036Swing again and shatter his horn.
>>2185036I'll stop his escape with an lightning bolt.Someone subdue him."I think these two want to have a word with this one"
>>2185036Bash him with my staff
>>2185036Ask them if we need a pair of prisoners, then cast Heal on the one not wearing the necklace.
>>2185036Dont kill the unicorn.
>>2185080Well I don't mean to.
>>2185070Where is our Preacher? Hopefully he sees me cocking up the healing spell and helps out.
>>2185057>>2185068>>2185062You lot beat him up for a while until he stops moving.He is unconscious but alive.>>2185070>0The unicorn spy flinches away from you>Keep your hooves to yourself.The pegasus thaws and attacks [the one who rolls the lowest.] If I do, he attacks the twins
>>2185129Shit shit shit
>>2185129Light him up!
>>2185129>>2185129Aw crud.
>>2185129"Wha-"
>>2185129Slap himon the face.
>>2185148Oh right I shoot at him of course
>>2185137I'm gonna root him
>>2185161The pegasus strikes his ritual dagger into Radiant. The sun plate fails to protect her fully, and the blade sinks into her flesh before the twins can push him away.Radiant is wounded, but not dead.>>2185145>>2185163>>2185173>>2185186The pegasus, however gets shot, burned bound down and slapped.He is most certainly dead.There are no more cultists here.
>>2185251I'm gonna ask the ded why they wanted the Cloak and Dagger
>>2185251Use some bandages on Radiant.
>>2185251I'll check the wound."You okay your holiness?""And you, Twins?"
>>2185251see>>2185127
>>2185251"Ow..."I try to call down the Light to heal my wounds.
>>2185270"I've been through worse."
>>2185294"You sure it wasn't poisoned?"
>>2185301"I said I'm fine!"I'm not going to seem weak in front of these snakes.
>>2185321"Fine, I know you've been through worse.And you can see it on your face I was just worried, you never know about these knaves"
>>2185270>we've had worse>but keep your flirting between you and the paladin>we're not that kind of ponies>>2185269A bit of sisterly love and care can go a long way. As you help Radiant remove the sun plate you apply bandages to her wounded chest. You stare into eachothers' eyes, understanding just how important sisters can be to one another, having now both saved the other.>>2185262>2"Even in death I answer only to Grogar and his prophets. Let me rest, weakling fool!"Cultists seem to be a rude lot even when killed.
>>2185358>WeaklingHit him over the head with my staff
>>2185358"So? You've got nothing to say? Are you really this low? You were in a bad shape when we got here, spies. At least you could be thankful."
>>2185358We should gather them into a pile and burn them so their bodies can't be used against us.
>>2185358"Hey, don't be so rude, I was just worried""Did you get what you wanted? We need to go topside.">>2185387"Calm down, your Holiness."
>>2185358We have to take them back to the castle.
>>2185395"I AM calm. Tie up the unconcious unicorn instead!"
>>2185416I think he is ded now.
>>2185443It was the other unicorn>>2185416"You're always agitated around the twins. Don't start up more drama now."I tie the unicorn up and bring him topside.
>>2185387>We are thankful>It is not in our nature to show it though>We assumed you understood that much>But perhaps you really are just a sack of bricks and hot air>>2185376He is dead, Jim.>>2185416You tie up the unicorn and head back to the castle. On the way over the hobo you saw stands at attention when you pass.
>>2185457Then I revive him and then hit him over the headhe should learn to respect me
>>2185457We should arrest this damn hobo.
>>2185457"So did you guys make a new friend?"
>>2185457"Celestia may say you are good ponies, but only because you are good at what you do. You really are stallions without honor, scum."
>>2185457"How 're you doing ya old git?"
>>2185494"They're clearly mares your highness."
>>2185494"Oh shut up and leave them alone."
>>2185494Oh come on
>>2185512Nuh-uh.
>>2185537>>2185543"And you others?Always playing the neutral one?Not wanting to side in a conflict?Those who stand in the middle of the road, will be knocked down by both sides.It's best to stand for something, and stand firm.And it hurts to see how you defend these liars all the time intead of siding with the truth and honor."
>>2185599Well I guess that role means I've been cowed.
>>2185599You know what? This is why Celestia doesnt like you.
>>2185599"Hey now, you seriously need to calm down. Even Celestia is more relaxed than you. It might be why she lashed out at you like that."
>>2185599You three all work for Celestia, I don't see a reason why you would try to have a conflict at all times.>>2185630OH COME ON
>>2185630"Yeah? Because I stand true to my standards? Because I know honor? Of course you will never understand that, as the simple rogue thief you are."
>>2185667"Also, it would be easier to side with you if your arguments didn't boil down to personal insults every time.NOT THAT YOU ARE ANY BETTER, TWINS"
Can we just stop arguing until we are out of the public eye? We're supposed to be heroes.
>>2185667Because you think you are better than us because you scream "oh Celestia" every time you kill ponies even innocent ponies.
>>2185494>You speak of honor>Yet you fail to understand>We are bound by our duty as are you>Our duty is to be in the shadows>To see>To hear>And if need be, to strike>We are the scalpel>Where the you are the hammer>There would be no greater betrayal for us than to forsake our mission>Our acts are honorable in that they are the services Celestia needs from us>Or perhaps your ways have already helped you discover the identity of the Great One, hm?>Perhaps we shall ask Celestia for her opinion in person."Therr right ya facks, an thems good pones ta boot. They commere an offer us bits fer info, an thems make shur nonna them trobl'makers start makin' no trobl 'rand 'ere. Grumblefackersmumblecelestiasassmuble...">>2185599>99>double critical dickhead rantingThe twins don't bother mentioning that they never lie. They let you have your moment.>>2185688>She>Started it...
>>2185667>>2185688>>2185714NOW EVERYONE STOP ARGUING, CAMPFIRE IS RIGHT
"Let's jut get to the damned Palace already."When we get there, I'll stay outside of the throne room.I'm sure the Princess will be glad that her stray dogs are returned, I don't want to ruin that moment for her.
>>2185725>"Therr right ya facks, an thems good pones ta boot. They commere an offer us bits fer info, an thems make shur nonna them trobl'makers start makin' no trobl 'rand 'ere. Grumblefackersmumblecelestiasassmuble...""I like your spirit, old man did I tell you that? Have a bit.">She>Started it..."I know, that's why I've always been on your side. But someone's gotta be the bigger pony"
>>2185725I have no idea what that hobo said.
>>2185725Hey man, I gave you some bits too
>>2185772"Fankye grandly. Us homeless gotsta stick togeffer!">>2185825"Bat yer a zigger, so ya don't really count assa pone now do ye?">>2185764You arrive back at Canterlot, the bloodied and limping Spies leading the way.Celestia motions you all to join her in the side room. ALL of you.
>>2185850Let's go then.
>>2185850Hey fuck you, hoboLet's go
>>2185850I sit down in the farthest corner without a word..
>>2185850Walk with her.
>>2185850Alright.
>>2185862>>2185867>>2185881>>2185882As you take your places around the table (>>2185879 and in the corner as dark as your wounded soul) Celestia asks for the twins to begin.They push the gem onto the table and cast a spell on it, causing it to project an image. They begin to explain>As planned, we planted this enchanted gem on a cultist and let him loose>Thinking he had escaped with some fancy loot, he allowed us to see what happened within the inner workings of the cult>Though the sheer amount of magic being used down there seems to have corrupted the recording, we still identified three key elements>Firstly, this one. They call him the Reanimator, though the canterlot citizens registry names him Scripted Scene, son of the notable actors Final Scene and Prima Donna.>He worked as an artist, then as a doctor, before disappearing after some controversial event we are still looking into.Celestia nods and asks that they continue>cont
>>2186040The image changes>We fear that is where the good news end.>This is their Master>And Prophet>They call him PatchwreckYou see the image of a twisted pony. His legs seemingly stitched to fleshy stilts, his horn long and gnarled, closer to that of a big goat than a unicorn, and a pair of mismatched griffon wings attached to his back. One of his eyes is a sickly green, the other amber.Celestia looks at him for a moment, then recoils back, her mouth agape.>We understand your shock, glorious sun>It took us a while too to recognize him>But there is no question about it>Their leader is historian Moonshine>Curious how the past can catch up to one like that...Celestia says they can talk about her private past later. Right now she wants to see the last bit of news.>cont
>>2186125The final image forms. It is dark and hard to make out, but you can observe a skull. It looks very strange. The cranium is clearly that of a pony, but the snout is longer, almost like that of a dragon. The eye sockets are mismatched and it has a crown of horns circling the entire head.>We believe this is the Great One>If our assumptions are correct>And we pray they are not>Moonshine seeks to resurrect a Draconequus.Celestia is visible shaken by this information."After all this time... why could he simply not let go... That madman."
>>2186196Whos Moonshine your highness?
>>2186196>>2186125Who's Moonshine?
>>2186196"What's this Moonshine business?"
>>2186247>>2186255>>2186295"He is an old... acquaintance of my sister's from ages ago. I thought he had died of old age by now.Oh no use beating around the bush. He was a brilliant mage and historian, and had fallen in love with Luna. Yet he never dared confront her directly, as he was but a "lowly unicorn, unfit for a glorious Alicorn like Luna" as he put it. After I had to banish her, he took it very personally, accusing me of doing it only to spite him. He vowed revenge, but I never imagined he would... or even that he could do something like this."
>>2186323"Oh this is rich. What do you need us to do?"
>>2186323What do we do now? Go back to the catacombs and just start killing stuff?
>>2186323Waht if we collapse the catacombs?
>>2186323Resurrecting a Draconequus just because of some silly grudge? That's really excessiveI guess we'll have to stop him before he can complete his plan
>>2186365Name.
>>2186374>"YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING SO LONG AS MY BONES REMAIN STANDING"It seems Gracious has something against you blowing up all those who died serving equestria.>>2186365"We need to form a plan. We can either wait for them to bring out their forces, then attack them with all we have-">"ASSAULT THE CATACOMBS WITH WHATEVER ARMIES WE CAN MUSTER AND TAKE THE FIGHT TO THEM""Find their hidden pathways in and out of the catacombs and take them by surprise with a small elite strike force">or infiltrate>then strike from within
>>2186446>"Find their hidden pathways in and out of the catacombs and take them by surprise with a small elite strike force"I'm for this plan
>>2186446Jeez relax man, do you want them raising your friends?
>>2186446I remain in my corner and watch them argue.
>>2186446There's no reason we can't do both. We sneak in with a group of elite guards and mages and do as much damage as we can. Once we get caught or the enemy is in disarray we signal you with the pendants you gave us and the regular army moves in through every opening that can be found.
>>2186508>I dropped my nameNow I feel the shame
>>2186508At least put your name on
>>2186508Celestia asks you directly to comment on the plan.The twins seem interested in hearing your opinion as well.Everyone is waiting.
>>2186537"How could I know? I am merely but a foolish pawn, yapping about my beliefs."
>>2186583More like yapping about "righteousness" and superiority.
>>2186583>>2186599STOP ARGUINGJESUS CHRIST YOU GUYS
>>2186606
>>2186583"You are what you make of yourself. Your devotion is a guide for your journey, but it can never be all that exists within you. It is times like these where ponies find the greatness within them, or die trying. Do not yet lay down your arms, for your moment of glory could still be ahead."
>>2186627"Celestia, my Princess...I bow down before her, keeping my head as low as I can.I apologise if I ever offended or bothered you, but just I wanted to let you to know, that your presence, your existence, your very essence gives me such strength, such willpower, and such determination that I could never hope to muster from anyone else, or from anything in Equestria or beyond.I know you don't like me, and that being near me and my petty orisons are a nuisance to you, but I just wanted to tell you that I'll never stop believing in you, and I'll die sooner than giving up my faith in you.I'm sorry. I'll try not to annoy you further in the future. I'm sorry. I know I don't deserve the gifts you gave me. I'm sorry. I promise I'll try to be worthy to crusade in your name. I'm sorry."After that, I take some steps back, with my head still kept low to the ground, and try to hide my tears, but continue to speak."We should fake an attack. Have them march their troops against ours, and then strike with a small group and attack the inner workings, kill the leaders, and destroy their hopes in ressurecting that monster."
>>2186689>9"Rise, Radiant.Though I may not approve of all your words, deeds or methods, it is not coincidence that causes my light to shine upon you."She smiles, winks and turns back to her generals."It seems the vote is cast. We will locate an entrance to the inner catacombs and strike at their heart with a small team of elite warriors. Then, when possible, we send in everything we have through the main gates"Valiance rises."I REQUEST PERMISSION TO LEAD THIS MISSION. I should've died four centuries ago, and this suicide mission will be proof of my penance."
>>2186801Im ok with this.
>>2186801If he really wants to, why not.
>>2186801I'm ready if everyone else is.
>>2186832bah
>>2186801"But we must lure them out somehow, so the strike group won't have to bother with their main force.""Cloak, Dagger, do you have any idea how?".."And, I apologise for my harsh words. You really truly serve Equestria and the Princess."
>>2186801Well I guess I'm fine with that."What happened to the laddie we brought with us?"
>>2186859>To each of us falls a task>If ours is to die standing, so be it>We can get in there with ease>But getting out is going to be much harder>We suggest a two-pronged assault>Force their bulk to defend the main gates>Then strike at their back when their focus is shifted>>2186867He is in the dungeons if you want to have a chat.>>2186813>>2186818>>2186832>"I WILL EITHER JOIN YOU, OR LEAD THE HEAD ON ASSAULT. MY PLACE IS IN THOSE TOMBS, AND I WILL BE THERE TO RECOVER IT."
>>2186970He should join us, Glorious is going to lead the attack right?
>>2186970I want him with us in case we end up have to fight an undead Draconequus.
>>2186970You should join us.
>>2187034Again with the names and the forgetting.
>>2186970"That's what I was thinking. But they must know about our attack, so they will mass their forces to those gates, and leave them vulnerable on the inside. You two should find a back enterance that we can use when the frontal attack is started."
>>2186970They put the kid in the dungeon? I know he's undead and all but geez
>>2187075No the unicorn cultist is there.The kid is still at the royal hospital>>2187050>We know of a few.>Indeed one was where we got this gem>It is in the poor district>Another lies outside the city, hidden under a fake boulder>There must be many others we have not found>We can join you>But in our current condition we may not make it back alive>>2186998>>2187034>>2187044>"I WILL JOIN YOU THEN. IT WILL BE JUST LIKE OLD TIMES, VALIANCE.""That it will, commander."Celestia suggests you get any other business you have here out of the way and tie up any loose ends. Not all of you might return from this mission.
>>2187150I'd like to visit the kiddo.
>>2187150We need some clerics to heal Cloak and Dagger.Also I require bandages, bombs and a new pretty dress.
>>2187150"You should rest and heal. My only concern is what we do if someone escapes while we are inside, and part of their main force turns on us and corners us in there."
>>2187150Are there spellbooks in the royal archives?
>>2187150Me the Preacher, and a few more of us know heal, right? Let's all cast Heal on them.
>>2187272Where is the preacher btw?
>>2187272"I will do my best to heal them, if they allow me to do so."
>>2187182>>2187230>>2187272>Perhaps it is best we retire to the royal hospitals now>Any of you are free to join us if you need anything from there>>2187263Yes. Grogar's notes are also there if you wish to study them.>>2187193You have access to the Canterlot Armoury if you do desire.And Canterlot is know for high fashion.>>2187302>We permit you>But please, let us do it at the hospitals>For the sake of swiftnessBefore you leave, Celestia asks if her armour has served you well. Looking down you realize the dagger that almost ended your life has split the sun decoration over your heart in half.
>>2187351I'll head to the archives to study Grogar's notes and maybe learn a new spell then, the others can call me when they're ready.
>>2187351Well let's escort them to the royal hospital. Maybe I can learn a thing or two about being a better healer while I am there.
>>2187351Walk them to the hospital then pick my supplies and dress.
>>2187351"Yes, it did, it even protected me from a Dragon with ease, but when I doubted you and myself, even a dagger managed to find it's way past it's defenses... I was careless and let my anger control me, and it almost cost me my life... and now I wear my shame as I let your Sun shatter... But I'll still do my best to bring Light into the darkness!"
>>2187410You understand them perfectly. It is like they were written with you in mind. The words whisper themselves in your ears as you pick up your staff and give this new spell a try.You see a mouse skittering across the floor. Transfixed and frozen by your gaze of death it slowly moves towards you. Your hoof glows with dark power as you touch it and feel its life drain away into you.The mouse falls over, a dead, withered corpse, but you feel slightly revitalized.>Zebro has gained spell: SOUL DRAINDo you wish to study further?>>2187458"Then let my light guard your heart as it guides your hoof. These may be one of the last times we meet. If there is anything more you need of me, just ask.">>2187444You get your pretty dress repaired. It is now a VERY pretty dress.Also you get 10 Grenades and 10 Firebombs.>>2187427At the royal hospital, Cloak and Dagger retire to be healed. The child is in the west wing, and you can study the medical library in the east wing.
>>2187612I'll go study in the medical library.
>>2187612Go back with my sister to the castle.
>>2187612I'll go to the west wing.
>>2187612Study as long as the others are away.
>>2187651You study some texts on the way nerves and pain response work.You have learned the spell: PAIN IMMUNITYThose affected will not be slowed down by wounds, but can easily forget hoe badly they are hurt.>>2187666>666As you near the castle, you have a vision.In it, Canterlot burns under a blood-soaked moon as a colossal creature of twisted bone proclaims his victory where his brothers failed.The vision passes, and it is once again a nice day.>>2187685The kid is playing with a ball. His head is still gross and messed up, but it no longer bleeds and some of the fur has grown back.>>2187691The words continue to whisper to you. You listen and understand. You know Grogar intended for you to read this. You are sure of it.You may begin the ritual to create a phylactery if you so desire.
>>2187612I bow down before her."You gave me your armor, your tiara and horseshoes, but most of all, you gave me forgiveness and kindness.I couldn't ask for anything more...Just let me bring Light in Your name, and let me be Your helpful hoof for those who are worthy of Redemption, and Your Wrath on those who don't.""And if I survive this and serve you well, maybe you could repair the Sun plate... If I come back, I want to come back as a worthy champion, and if I don't... I want to be buried as one. But for now, it will remind me."
>>2187776"how're ya doin', champ?"
>>2187776Inform the princess about my vision.Im a prophet now?
>>2187776What's the ritual like?
>>2187814In some sources the method of becoming a lich is referred to as the Ritual of Becoming or Ceremony of Endless Night. The process is often described as requiring the creation and consumption of a deadly potion, the Elixir of Defilation, which is to be drunk on a full moon; although the exact details of the potion are described differently in various sources, the creation of the potion almost universally entails acts of utter evil, such as using as an ingredient the blood of an infant slain by the potential sorcerer's own hand, or other, similarly vile components. The potion invariably kills the drinker but if the process is successful it rises again some days later as a Lich. Occasionally, this metamorphosis occurs by accident as a result of life-prolonging magic.
>>2187776I keep studdying.
>>2187836I know, I want to know how it works in DM's quest
>>2187858If you do something vile I will slap your shit, just a heads up
>>2187869I'm not evil
>>2187869You won't if you don't ever find out about it.
>>2187790"I'm good, and the ponies here are nice. When can I go home?">>2187814You will need the lifeblood of an innocent to anoint a vessel to store your soul should you die. Then, of course, you will need to kill yourself to try it out.>>2187785"Is that all? I was hop... expecting you to-">>2187812"-This is worrying news. If he has already regained enough power to cast visions, he must be nearly back to life.">>2187849>9Though it seemed you had exhausted the library in your studies, you still manage to find some new information in an old, dusty tome.It is a very taxing spell, and a very old one, but also very potent.>You learned the spell: Healing Aura - you can heal everyone near you at once, but it is very difficult to cast.
>>2187979Do I just need blood or do I need to kill an innocent?
>>2187979How difficult?
>>2187979"I'm not sure. You'd have to ask the healers about that."
>>2188004They must die by your hand.They must not die willingly.>>2188020You give of your own life to aid those of others. It was abandoned as too dangerous by most healers. A miscast might prove lethal.
>>2188051I'm not killing an innocent, even if it's required to become a lich.Look for other things to learn.
BRB 5 MINUTES
>>2188051>>2188090Before I go want to talk with Cloak and Dagger maybe I can learn something from them.
>>2187979"You were hoping for what, My Princess? I don't want to fail your expectations! You may ask me anything, and I'll do it. Or ask me to ask for anything. But knowing that I may serve as Your Champion, and you already gave me so much, I couldn't possibly ask for more."Then muse, maybe to bring the Sun's Light with me everywhere could be good...
>>2188069The writing insists.It tells you you are too great to remain mortal.There are many who would not be missed.Poor and homeless. Wayward children. Nameless spies. Condemned criminals.All yours for the takingAnd eternal life as your reward>>2188048"But the healers said you told them that they cant let me go back!">>2188109>Ah, the beautiful Dawn>Come to see us before death is our common destiny?>Our techniques are the product of years of training>But here, take this.>It is not as good as the real thing>But works even without the added helpYou have gained the skill: VANISHYou may disappear and reappear a short distance away.>>2188115"Oh just a silly little thing. Pay no mind to it."
>>2188159Wait, can I revive them right after I kill them?