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MLP GENERAL

CANDY EDITION MK II
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STAY IN ONE THREAD, HORSEFUCKERS
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>some cry
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>rape
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GG pls make something that I can fap to and will drain my balls
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Previous Thread
>>2176856

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im really bored, anyone want a boring steam while i try work out how to draw ponies?
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forgive me
rules have changed since /co/

I forgot about the subject line

my honor is ruined now
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>hope
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>GG Thread
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Any Raripie requests?
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>GG Thread.

let's do it
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>You will never be Chrysalis' slightly reluctant equal
>You will never just be a little more interested in collecting all the Gym badges on your Pokèmon Blue save than conquering Equestria
>You will never have that fancy, royal cape
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Glitter Glue you doofus!

I still love you.
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Pinkie pie, leave some for me
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>>2179994
DELETE THE OTHER THREAD
YOU ONLY HAD TWO THINGS TO DO
TWO
AND YOU FUCKED THEM BOTH UP
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>>2179999
we mad now
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I miss all the elaborate OP topics we used to get occasionally, and completely ignore
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Well delete the other one.
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>>2180003
Nobody is forcing you to stay.
Nothing has changed anyways
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>>2180017
I remember when _________________________ur a faget_______________________________
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>>2180017
>whoops forgot my sage, can't troll without my sage
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>>2180017
I remember when you weren't such a whiny bitch.
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>>2180003
>>2180017
>Deleting your post
>Not remembering that these threads have always been crap
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>>2180005
please stop posting
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>>2179975
So, where do these pony pump out so many candies? Is there a Candy Factory in the city?
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>Ice Pack will never be thrown in a full spaghetti situation when the girls invite him over to a party.
Turns out it is Zecoras birthday and they thought it would be nice to let her chat with another Zebra.
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>Vanilla
The most patrician flavor

>Chocolate
Babbies first flavor. What, are you five?

>Strawberry
Enjoy your latent homosexuality
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>>2180008
>DELETE THE OTHER THREAD
uh
What

I did
otherwise how could I make the same thread again
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GG, PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE DRAW SOME MORE CHUBBY ANTHRO PANKA MY BALLS ARE BLUE AND MY HEART IS TOO

ONLY YOU CAN FIX IT
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>>2180017
one day we will escape this time loop
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>>2180005
Just stop.
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>They aren't getting mad, better delete and repost twice!
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>>2180022
how is it trolling if its true?
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>>2180003
>>2180017
I am not sure why you made that post twice.
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>>2180003
>>2180017
>>2180031
Oh boy, is it manual spam time again?
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>>2180005
Please no.
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>>2180036
>>2179952 is still alive and kicking
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>>2180049
Ross is just mad they're not circlejerking over him.
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>>2180034

Has GG done anything involving Ice Pack X Chrysalis?
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>>2180047
>Manual spam
He isn't even spamming
he's posting once per minute and always deleting his post
I'm really not sure why he does it
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>Glitter Glue thread
Even Captcha is celebrating!
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>>2180052
>Dead link
Well the thread is alive for me. And refreshing it didnt 404 redirect. Did 4chanX switch some shit up on me?
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>>2180046
Oh, hes spamming us.
We better leave, bro.
We aren't welcome in his clubhouse.
Dude is fucking serious, you see that dog, that fucking dog is serious.
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>>2180052
really
you don't say
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>GG thread

this is....new

BROTHER OFF
TABLET ON
PANTS OFF

WHAT DRAW
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>>2180068
Boxpony is less boxy than I remember.
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>>2180060
Nah, he did one with a Changeling, tho.
But we will never know if he did...
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>>2180073
>BROTHER OFF
I expected that from Ross, but not you, man
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>looking at the old archive
>someone mention GameCenter CX
>now spending my whole time watch this

I don't know if I should hate you guys of love you for making me remember this show?
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>>2180073

Hey Klondike, did you ever get around to

-thousands of SLUTSLUTSLUT anons piling onto a table
-animated pony DOG gif?
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fuck, does anyone have GG's chubby pinkie pics?

I NEED TO FAP
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>>2180079
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>This spam
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>glitter glue thread
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>>2180048
>>2180040
>>2180030
Let's talk about suicide instead and how miserable our lives are
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>>2180073
Draw yourself finishing your game
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>>2180073
Draw Gillou.
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>>2180085
Oh right. I gotta do those. Thanks for reminding me.

>>2180079
I.......I don't get it. Bro is asleep.........OH. Man don't make me feel bad
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>>2180094
My life's going pretty good. I don't want to suicide. There are too many fun things left to do.
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>>2180073
Draw when these generals were actually good

now it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk for pony artists

oh well. as they say, nothing lasts forever!
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>>2180103
I wish I had that same optimism.
It's getting hard to go through each day.
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>>2180073
Draw stupid sexy Night Guard
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>>2180105
>saging a thread this fast

It's summer. Go find something else to do till S3.
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>>2180106
>>2180105
The fuck?
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>>2180038
>>2180086
>>2179904
>your stuff makes me drain my balls. seriously
don't be silly anon

there's hardly anything even in these
even when there is nudity it's just button nips and breadstick dicks

why not go get some porn instead
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>>2180106
Here, I did it for him.
Please don't thank me.
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>>2180118
draw chain chomp chan want to suck my penos plz
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>>2180118
Some people are really depraved.
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>>2180116
Fucking miracles.
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>>2180118
DRAW SNAILS MOM BEING SEXY

I BEG YOU
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>tfw it's only manual spam.

It's... it's just not the same.
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Well. This General is certainly... interesting.
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what kind of psychosis is it that drives people to spam?

i mean, we left /co/ because people were mad that we were on /co/, now we're on /mlp/ - a board literally made specifically for us - and we get spammed...

i hate canned meat
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>>2180118
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>Moving out in 3 hours
>Barely started packing
Such is the life of a wanderer
At least I've got a laptop with tons of pony pon on it.
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>mfw night time mlpg is just the same 5 furfags circlejacking eachother
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>>2180142
Boredom

also
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i46N2ZFPb0
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>>2180118
it's like clothed women or women in lingerie
imagination plays a huge part in it especially if it is a tease

you have no idea how much your stuff gets me going
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>>2180146
taw plz go
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>>2180138
I-if you want, I could be your spammer...
You, stupid horsefucker...
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>>2180142

>we left /co/ because people were mad that we were on /co/

But that's wrong you fucking faggot.
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>>2180118
It's really the situations and ideas involved. You get them across pretty simply and effectively. Also do this:
>>2180134
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>>2180074
kiss me
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i remember a time when these generals were actually good

now it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk for pony artists

oh well. as they say, nothing lasts forever!
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>>2180152
You're free to leave at any time, of course.
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>glitter glue thread

not if i have anything to say about it motherfucker
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>>2180159
*we got spammed on /co/ because people were mad that we were on /co/

that's what i meant
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>>2180159
yeah we were literally directed off of /co/ we didn't want to leave and /co/ actually hated us but started to get used to it.

Also we were bros with HSG since we were both cancers
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>>2180169
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>>2180110
>>2180094
can you please kill yourself already?
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>>2180184
Hardware stores aren't open yet.
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>>2180142
Nigga most people on /co/ didnt give a fuck about us. Everyone on other boards bitched and moaned about ponies, so /mlp/ was made, and we got sucked down with it.
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>This thread
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>>2180181
>pizza

Oh, it's you again.

You caused me some trouble last time. Fuck you.
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>>2180176

/co/ barely factored into the creation of /mlp/ at all.

It was ponies on /b/ and /v/ that caused an uproar big enough for Moot to step up and create our little concentration camp. Moot never has and never will give a flying fuck about /co/
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i remember a time when these generals were actually good..

now it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk for pony artists..

oh well. as they say, nothing lasts forever!
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>>2180167
I would have sex with that pizza.
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>>2180201
You'd burn your dick
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> same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk for pony artists..

You know we were always this. Especially in between new episodes.
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IWANTMLPGTOLEAVE
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Ruby Quest is over
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>>2180204
But it sounds so tempting.
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>>2180201
brohoof pepperbroni
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>>2180118
>tfw this was just two random sketches yesterday i said i enjoyed.

GG you're the best
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i remember a time when these generals were actually g0od

now it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk for pony artists

oh well. as they say, nothing lasts forever!
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>>2180215
You

Will burn

Your dick
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>>2180169
Well maybe next thread
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>this thread
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>>2180218
what can I say
I didn't expect her to catch on
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i remember a time when these generals were actually g00d

now it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk for pony artists

oh well. as they say, nothing lasts forever!
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>>2180215
>tfw you faggots said no to food pony clopfic reposts
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>>2180230
Is she like the Crackle of freckle tits?
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i remember a time when these generals were actually good

now it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlej3rk for pony artists

oh well. as they say, nothing lasts forever!
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>>2180230
>filename

goddamn now I am imagining them fucking in a hot spring or some shit

>tfw GG will neverdraw it
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Why are there so few women in MLPG
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i remember a time when spam was actually g0od

now it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk for spammers

oh well. as they say, spammers are retarded
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>pepperbronies
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Anyone up for flockdraw?
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>>2180249
>Implying there are
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>>2180259
I'm game
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i remember a time when these generals were actually good

n0w it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk for pony artists

oh well. as they say, nothing lasts forever!
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>>2180249
Cause we scare them all off
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>>2180249

Are you kidding me? There's plenty by the usual standards of 4chan.

Rose will never love you.
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>There will never be Princess Gobbo x pony porn
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>>2180249
Take a fucking guess. What am I even doing here anymore?
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>>2180225
Would I burn my dick if I plunged it into pizzapone's cheesy depths?Would I burn my mouth if I sucked and nibbled on her breadstick until she flooded my mouth with tomato sauce?
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>>2180264
room is cokepone
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>>2180265

>peppers
>not capsicum
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i remember a time when these generals were actually good

now it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk for p0ny artists

oh well. as they say, nothing lasts forever!
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>>2180230
>freckletits

a new challenger appears
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>>2180265
no one's forcing you to come here
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>>2180154
>imagination plays a huge part
It's something I had to work in a long time ago and actually one thing I can credit my shitty art for
If I was a great artist I wouldn't have to be that creative, I could just do like some people do and do dynamic, well-rendered shots of various ponies and that would be enough
but when you're a shitty artist you have to make up for it with setups and scenarios

it's like porn
if you have hot actresses you can just do the old pizza guy routine and no one will care
but if all you have is written word you really got to make up a plot

>>2180245
>Is she like the Crackle of freckle tits?
gosh klondike did you not see all the Gillou I've been drawing like all day
I'd repost it all but
duplicate images you know how it goes
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>>2180275
okay, give me a few minutes
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>>2180271
That's not Pandawa.......
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>fursuits
>OC cosplay
>/b/ mask
>pedo staches
>fedora everywhere
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>>2180249
>>2180249
I'm honestly curious why Rose an Jessy keep coming back in here, into the lair of virgin manchildren that keep discussing their disgusting and weird fetishes and sexual fantasies and horsefucking every damn day.
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>>2180290
>guy fawkes mask

EVERY
SINGLE
TIME
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>>2180255
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>>2180289
Who?
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>>2180270
>There will never be Princess Gobbo x pony porn

well
depends on your definition I suppose
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>>2180290

>that big mac at the back
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>>2180293
Why do women do anything.
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>>2180290
I would some of those girls
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>You finally made it to Equestria! Hooray!

>...

>Several years pass
>Out of nowhere, ponies begin to come back from the dead
>Mothafucking equine mothatfuckin' zombie apocalypse
>It is time to do what has to be done by you to help your waifu defeat the enemys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atKUCxXanXA
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>>2180305

>porn

But she's not taking dick in any hole.
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>>2180287
>dat scenario

more
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>>2180290
>Punisher in the background
I hope he killed everyone in that picture
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>>2180310
why do women?
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>>2180324
Why?
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i remember a time when these generals were actually good

now it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk for pony artists

oh well. as they say, nothing lasts forever!
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>>2180290
>>
>>2180327
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>>2180290
Is this supposed to upset me?
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>>2180272
What if she is willing to cool down for you? What if you were to take it slow, breath in the fresh musk of a slice pizza as you rock back and forth slowly but gently, and you whisper that she is your favorite flavor?
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>>2180290
>>2180290
>OC cosplay

I thought I've seen some shit.
Now I know I haven't seen real shit yet.
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>>2180329
>Gay flag
HAHAHAHHAHAAHA
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.>>2180287
No I haven't I went to sleep
>>2180290
Oh man. This guy
>>2180302
Wakfu Panda race
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>>2180305
>... There will never be some filthy fucking going on with pony cock ravishing Princess Gobbo
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>>2180290

DIS NIGGA
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What does MLPG sound like?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jO8xRn52Xl
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>>2180329
>scratch with red eyes on shirt

blunder of the century
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>>2180327
W?
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i remember a time when these generals were actually good.

now it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk for pony artists.

oh well. as they say, nothing lasts forever!
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>>2180332
As much as I love the word musk, it just doesn't go together with pizza.
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>>2180335
>No I haven't I went to sleep
Well you should catch up
if you like weird tendrilly swamp monsters I mean
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>>2180298
that was a fun thread
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>>2180336
looks like SB is no longer the king of small head pones.
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>>2180344
kind of that like that, except manly
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Only 7 more chapters to go

and then I have to figure out what to draw and actually draw it
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FUCK SHE REMINDS ME OF MY WEB DESIGN TEACHER
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>>2180290

I cant fucking see the OC cosplay.

where is it?
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i remember a time when these generals were actually good..

now it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk for pony artists..

oh well. as they say, nothing lasts forever!
>>
>>2180290
I'm pretty sure the cops over there can arrest the guy dressed as the Punisher simply for being dressed as the Punisher.
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>>2180290

Found us.
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>>2180372
STEVE JOBS THE IPAD IS A PIECE OF CRAP
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>>2180284

>>2180336
>>2180361
im working on it
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>>2180290

I love these photos. Always a lot of fun.
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>>2180350
I don't think some people know what it means. It's like 'ichor'. Sounds like a general term for slimy whatnot from inside something, but it's actually fairly specific.
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>>2180390
God man you can really work the binary tool
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there is nothing creepy at all about this 30yo guy showing to a my little pony meetup filled with teenagers.
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>>2180290
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>>2180392
oh jesus

check his pockets for spaghetti!
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>>2180394

ichor HAS become a byword for slimy mucusy gunk ever since Lovecraft got a hold of the term.

Kinda like how he repopularised the word eldritch.
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>>2180400
Mangneto's artwork always reminds me of some highly-polished indie game.
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>>2180401
hes older then 30 bro
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i ̺͈͔̠̜r̭̞̠̀e̴̘m̡̟̫̟̭̥e̟̥͖͉͟m̴̬̦̮̺̮͙̩b̵̙̰e̻̘r̠̫̀ ̘̥͙̹͠a̮̪͖̟̬̮ ̤͇̜͖ṱ͕ͅi̻m͕̪̹̟̟e̗̝̤̥̫ ̳̳̳͚w̱͖̠̠h̶ͅe͕̞͓͘ņ ̲͜t̲̥̪͚͉͠h͓e̜s͎͎͇̣͉ḙ͈̬̟̭͉ ̥͍̩̠͇̘̳͞g̘͈͔̥̭e̪n̯̤̕ͅe̴̘̞͈͓͓r̥̗̬͈̼a̢̦͙͎̘̖͙l͖̞s̜͉͘ͅ ͡w̯͇̞̩̕e̯r̸̰͉̹̭͔̞ͅę ̱͇̯̩̹̝̟̀a̫̘͔͍͇̲c̦t̰̺͙̯u̪a̷̯̭͓ll̶̙̤y̕ ͍̖͖̙̘̺̀go̘̬͓̖̖o̲͓̯̝ḏ.̰̟̞͢.͓̳͈͔̲̣
̧͎
̴̙̗̘̘̲ǹ̯͇̭o̶͉̤͓w̝̭͚̦̙̦ ̟͡it̢̘͎̠̼͈̰'̴̖̘͉̙̼̣s̘͙̻̙̪͠ ҉̪̬̞̭̭j̜̫͓ͅu̩̗̜͖͢s̲͚͡ͅt͔̗̰͙͕ ̦̙͡t̵͉͈̠̞͙̭h̶͕̲ͅe ҉s̹͚̯̞͘a͠ͅm͎e̪̯͇ ̧̱ò̩̟̜l̼̣̲͙͍d̗̥̪͔͉͝ ͔͓̦̙r҉̟̱͎̼e҉̠͕͔̣̬c̫͓̥̰̬̖y͉͡ç͖͎̞̯lḙd̝͉̖ ͇̣̤̟̩̪̭b͍̜͇̝̩̫u͇̘͡l̦̘̲̠̘͘l͚̹͕̖s̸̱̰̼̞h̥̻͡it̲̬̩̱͝ ͉͟+̪̰͍̫͈̹ ̠̹̬̹̳͍͕a̦̦̝̥̼̪͘ ͈̺͚c̦̤͉i̷ŕ̫c͙͉͔̯̩̬l̳͖̪ͅe͡j̣̫e̮͉̮̻͇r͙͇̣̗͖̕k͢ ͍͓̪͇f͙͓o̬̪̬͚r͔̺͙̜̞͖̤͘ ҉p͇̳̤͚̱̱͞o̜̩͍͍̪̳̝ny̷ ̸̯̮͕̹̝a̖r͓t̢i̟͍̗̙̝͞st̷̼̤͇s҉͚̩̗̠͚̩͇.̻͕.̮͇̭̫̬̱͎
̙́
̷̺̟̦͈̪̦̯ơ̬͙h͖̞̟͚͎̤ ̻̯̩͔̱̠͉͜w̵̟̠̮͈̝ẹ̪̪l҉̜̠ḻ͟.̯͖̩̙̲̳͓ ̻͍̙̥̙a҉͎̟̮̮̠̺s̙͡ t̮̙̳͖̪͓ͅh͝e̖̥̹͖̙͢y ͇̭̞͎s̸a̛͉y̰̰̳̭,̬͚̬̤͚̬̕ ͏̘͔̝̜̭͍ͅn̥̺͔̹̖͞o̵t͕̼̟͕̯̤͢h͜i̼̩̠͙̲n̹̙̱͇̠ͅg̹͍̟ ̵͍̼̻l̲̟̙̖̞̼as̯̩̯̺̗t͞s̲ ̭̰̝̞̠͕͞f̤̥͜o̯͖̭͇̰͈ŗ̙è̱͓v͍̭̯̻̠͖̦͘e̜̼̘̫̻̞r̬͈ͅ!̗̥̹͍̯
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>>2180418
zalgo he comes
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>>2180290
This guy, oh man
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>>2180290
AQUABATS
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>>2180413
Indeed, but a dictionary will say otherwise. That's what I'm getting at. It seems like people are repurposing the word for any heady smell now, which just isn't accurate.
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>>2180392
>>2180401
>>2180402
oh god my JIMMIES
jimmies

WOULD SMEONE THINK ABOUT THE JIMMIES
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>>2180329
Is it just me or does that guy look kinda like Reggie?
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FRIENDOFF IN 3 DAYS LEFT MAN
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!
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>>2180433
I quit.
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>>2180433
SHIT I MEANT TO WORK ON IT BUT I PLAYED STUPID VIDEOGAMES ALL DAY INSTEAD FUCK
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>>2180290
Cant see a face, but I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say I would this girl.
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>>2180290
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>>2180433
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>2180433
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>>2180390
last one

>>2180400
>>2180415
thanks, i like to think i'm really good at it but some days are better than others
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>>2180436
>>2180439
>>2180447
SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!


Nasse did you see Noise. I need your input
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>>2180453
She fucked herself?
Neat.
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>>2180453
>your
>not you're
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hows the head look?
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>>2180447

Nasse pls draw
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>>2180453
>waifu all puffed out and lumpy with eggs

Awesome.
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>>2180461
I FUCKED

YOU ARE WAIFU
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>>2180444
doubt that
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>>2180461

she fucked you are waifu?
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>>2180461
>Not your're
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>>2180463
Look alright proportion to the body.
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>>2180463
Much better than hulking monstrosity from the other day.
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>>2180444
Dude.. THat is some Yamino looking chin right there man

>no one will ever cosplay as Rover
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>>2180458
Yeah I did
Looked nice, but you need to draw more before I can say anything else
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I'd like to be waifu
Say, MLPG, if I was a slutty pretty mare - would you me?
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>>2180478
>>2180477
>>2180469
>>2180461
I mean yeah he could of wrote it that way
but that wouldn't of helped it's impact
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>>2180480
yeah, I just dont know what went wraaauuuuung

but seriously maybe now ill be able to draw
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>>2180461
wow this is the first time i stay up for night thread. everything is awful in here.

the minimal trolling
the fail spam
100% of the posts here are not even horse related
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i remember a time when these generals were actually good

now it's just the same old recycled bullshit + a circlejerk for pony artists

oh well. as they say, nothing lasts forever!
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>>2180485
No I finished it

I didn't know about the color scheeme
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>>2180488
No, I already have a pretty purple pone waifu
Thanks for the offer
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>>2180493

Spammer confirmed for Dr. Claw

>I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME GLITTER GLUE
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>>2180290
Oh god
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>>2180488
Of course I would you. I would you so hard.
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>>2180492
>Trolling.
I always assume it was for ironies sake but I don't think anyone does this to "Troll" anymore
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>>2180498
But... that's my waifu!
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>>2180493

no you won't
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>>2180492
Usually it's 90% porn, 10% we ded spam at night
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>>2180428
Not him, but I have no sense of the word musk though as I keep seeing it being use that way practically everywhere.

Should we continue how we would take care of this pony?
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>>2180498
>>2180513

You guys can have your shitty purple waifu.

Meanwhile white and purple pone is all mine.
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>>2180513
Then you have good taste, kind sir.
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>>2180290
what's with this fucking flood detection shit.
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>>2180527
>implies
You have an army that would want her.
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>>2180433
Because I have nopartner
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my waifu is better than urs!
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>>2180527
Any unicorn is a good choice
It's those wingfags I pity
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All right well anyway
far be it from me to argue with a compliment

what is it you want to see
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>>2180533
>>2180527
She is truly the sluttiest pone indeed

slutslutslutslutslutslutslutslutslutslutslut
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>>2180536

This is the cutest background event in the whole show.

Am I right?
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>>2180542
What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch?
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>>2180548
I think so, Derpy and Carrot Top bobbing for apples comes second
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>>2180523
Shouldn't use words you don't know what mean.

Or at least have the wherewithal to google it first.
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>>2180543
wait nevermind
looks like we're actually discussing ponies again
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>>2180543
loving embrace

albeit noncensual
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>>2180561
>wherewithal
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>>2180495
Yes I saw that
Draw moar
Colour Scheme looks fine
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>>2180565
YOU TEASE.
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>>2180501
I was gonna' do my claw impression but vocaroo won't pic up my mic right now
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>>2180578
read a book, nigga
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>>2180543
More Snails mom
Preferably in skimpy outfits
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>>2180579
FINE
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>>2180592
hey Tan
accepting requests?
draw cute princess pretty wings
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nasse, join us in flock draw, room is cokepone
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>>2180548
The question is who was she going to give the card to
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>>2180608
sorry bro, not right now, I'm in flock draw
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You wouldn't molest a pony
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>>2180625
>in Germany
shit status: gassed.
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>>2180610
I haven't got my tablet
Also I need to leave to play Mordheim soonish
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>>2180631
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>>2180290
what... what are you doing there, punisher
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wat
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>>2180645
pone
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>>2180645
Where is her bow?
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>>2180652
It's right there just take it you...you.. double blankflank
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>>2180658
>>>/b/
>>
What's the general opinion on DH News?
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>tfw barely 2 posts a minute
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>>2180662
>>>/ponychan/
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>>2180668
Somewhat less shitty then EqD.
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>>2180668
derpy hooves news?
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>>2180668
a bit less shit than EqD but not by enough

also fuck plaster
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>>2180684
Yeah
It's in my bookmarks, but I haven't visited that site in months.
I was just wondering if there is anything worth checking out on the site
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>>2180692
> plaster
that retarded autistic faggot is still there?

>>2180668
hi DerpySquad
long time no see
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>>2180696
>look up derpy hooves news on youtube
>2 minutes into an interview with some self-righteous, overconfident artist

yeah, but no
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>>2180645
no man, that is not even close to be "what"

this is
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Why does most cosplay suck so bad?
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>>2180712
thanks for clarifying, i guess
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>>2180712
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>>2180712
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what was I thinking, trying to into humans technically a robot, but whatever

come draw with us anonymous:
http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swf
room: cokepone
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>>2180712
all right
maybe I spoke too soon

so
monsters?
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>>2180732
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>>2180731
I can't draw.
>>2180732
I'd say no since they're not pony related, but whatever man.
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Which type of Rarity cosplayer do you prefer MLPG

Type A....
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...Or type B
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>>2180748
>>2180752
The one with the mini Rarities
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>>2180748
>>2180752
Glorious whatever type falls between the two.
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>>2180743
fair enough
no monsters then
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>>2180752
B. A needs to eat more.
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russia does not give a fuck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4qmsmzoRBE
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>>2180748
FUcking

Anorexic

I hate girls who try to be THIS skinny. I'm not a fatty lover but god damn.. get some fucking meat
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>>2180748
>>2180752

Whichever one has a penis.
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>>2180748
>>2180752
Both
Preferably at the same time
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FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT

FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT FILLY BUTT
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>>2180764
But what if they're not trying to be that skinny, and they just are?
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>>2180762
Who won?
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>>2180765
holy fuck that would be fantastic
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>>2180764
nigga you gay
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>>2180772
sweden, with a shit one. russia came second
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>>2180772
also apparently sweden is in europe now

what the fuck?
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>>2180784
Uh, yes?
>>
I just leave it here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmc21V-zBq0&ob=av3e
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>>2180784
Uh
Yes they are
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>>2180784
israel even
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6IKHZ4ovio
what the fuck?
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>>2180777
>Russia didn't win
BLUNDER OF THE FUCKING CENTURY
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>>2180760
glitter glue

what if

monstergirlpones
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god dammit

why does europe suck so fucking hard?
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>>2180802
jelly detected
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>>2180794
>Austrian accent
>>
1/3
>lovely day outside, decide to take a stroll around the local park
>fluffy feral herd approaches you while you're sitting down with a little picnic you prepared, soaking in the lovely vitamin D
>smarty friend at the front
>"mustah go 'way! dis smawty gwassies!"
>other fluffies behind him cheer
>"piss off rodent, I'm not going anywhere."
>this gets him angry
>"GET OFF GWASSIES WIGHT NOW AND GIVE NUMMIES OR BIG OWWIES!"
>"well you're going to have to give me owwies then, cause I aint movin'."
>unicorn charges you with all his might
>feels like a light prod at best
>okay, you've a pretty cool headed guy, but little pricks like this really take the fucking biscuit
>you decide to punish him the best way there is, psychologically.
>>
2/3

>you start by getting up and putting your food in your rucksack and walking over to the nearby play park
>you hear the smarty friend bathe in praise and self achivement
>"keep walkin munstah! smawty fwend am smawter than ouu!"
>this will make your revenge all the sweeter
>you put your rucksack at the top of the platform of the jungle jim type structure
>you then climb a top and sit down with your legs hanging off the platform
>the platform is maybe 5ft high so fluffies wouldn't be able to get up
>anyway, you take out your food (tuna pasta) and start eating
>as expected, smarty leads the fluffies over, and given him thinking he managed to make you move earlier he thinks he can get your food now
>"munstah, give fwuffies nummies!"
>"okay, fine, you win, I'll give you fluffies my food"
>fluffies cheer
>however, now you decide to fuck with him
>you jump down from the platform and pick up one of the ferals
>he gets scared and the smarty starts shouting at you
>"put fwend down now munstah!"
>"oh, I'm just going to lift you on to the platform so you can get my food"
>this eases the fluffies
>you perch all of the fluffies (4 of them) on the platform, all but the smarty friend
>you then clamber back up and start feeding them out of your hand
>"fwuffies wuv nummies, fanks hooman!" "new daddie fow fwuffies?"
>they are so cute nibbling on your pasta
>"MUNSTAH SMAWTY EATS FIRST GIVE SMAWTY NUMMIES!"
>you ignore him
>he starts getting really mad
>"DUMMY FWENDS GET DOWN HEWE, NO TAKE FOOD FROM MUNSTAH IT TRAP!"
>"It's not a trap fluffies, you're free to eat my food, it's safe"
>>
3/3

>"sowwy smarty but fwuffies need yummy nummies!"
>"GIB ME NUMMIES NOW MUNSTAH OR BIG OWWIES"
>"No, little shits like you don't get pasta, only good fluffies do"
>his primal instincts kick in and he starts bawwing his eyes out while looking adorable
>"pwease give smawty nummies hooman, smawty so hungy and wuv ouu"
>you continue to ignore him and continue to feed the other fluffies
>20 minutes later and you decide to pack it in
>"Hey fluffies, want to come live with me at my house?"
>"yay! wuv new daddy! new daddy wuv fwuffies!"
>you put them all in your bag (not the smarty of course) and head home with them
>smarty still crying and before you go asks you
>"why hooman no wuv smawty?"
>"because, you're a bad shitty fluffy and no one will ever love you"
>the next day you go back to the park and see smarty lying there
>he died, drowning in a mess of his own tears

END
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>>2180818

tl;dr
>>
Marker where.
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>>2180810
>local park
>feral herd of fluffy ponies
>that dialogue
What the actual fuck is going on here.
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>>2180810
>>2180814
>>2180818
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>>2180818
>>2180814
>>2180810
I thought we'd all agreed to just let this shit get molested by the bronies
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/r/ing the pic of twilight making an octopus toy come to life and fuck pinkie for her birthday, if anyone has it
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this thread is dildoes
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>>2180810
>>2180814
>>2180818
God this really has gone down the tube. I mean, that was just plain bad.
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>>2180810
>>2180814
>>2180818
>skimmed green text
>w's everywhere

fuck you
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>>2180810
>soaking in the lovely vitamin D
10/10 quality Bioware writing
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I hate this thread already

Fuck you GG you ruin everything
i love you GG
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>>2180791
>Is this "Where the wild things are"?
>Oh wait...they already made that movie.

Video is awesome though
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>>2180810
>>2180814
>>2180818
>Somehow this has attracted more new drawfags in the last few months than we have
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>grab fluffy pony by the neck
>shove rusty nail inside both of its eyes
>"OWWIES OWWIES HUWTIES STOP STOP FWUFFY SOWWIE SOWWIE SOWWIE"
>drop it on the ground to the sound of crunching bones
>"FWUFFY SOWWIE WUV DADDY NUUUU NUUUU
>fucking hell this little rodent is annoying
>"WHY HUWT FWUFFY FWUFFY WUV DADDEH WHY HUWT OWWIES"
>this is going to wake the neighbours
>go over to your ant farm
>first get a hammer and break all of its legs...just to make sure
>"OWWIES WEGGIES NO HUWT WEGGIES NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
>toss it in ant farm
>3 hours later fluffy is still alive as the ants slowly devour his flesh
>fucking fluffy ponies
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>>2180848
Caring why?

Those drawfags like dark and edgy shit, let them stay in their fwuffy pony threads. It makes no odds to us what these new artists do.
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>>2180849
Hahahahaha oh god is this an actual fucking story?
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is it more tragic to love something that you can never have, or to love something that you might possibly just maybe be able to get if you weren't such a fuckup
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>>2180860
>>>/soc/
unless you are talking about a pony
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>>2180860
They both suck.
I'm a fuckup too.
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>>2180849
These are so goddamn annoying jesus tapdancing christ what is the point
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Before I head out, a friend told me someone was making a fuss over an oc of mine or something. Sorry about that.

Anyway, night
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REV UP THOSE PONIES
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>You will never fuck Applamia
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>>2180860
Loving something you can never have is noble. Loving something you can have but won't or can't reach out and grab is courtly.
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>>2180875
Rose plz don't go
You haven't posted your mammaries yet
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>>2180875
Who the fuck are you
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>>2180878
2spooky
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>>2180874
>bronies
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>>2180864
I'm not. It's tangentially related to ponies, but it's not itself a pony. Sorry.

I didn't realize we still pretended that we keep off-topic stuff out of the general.

>>2180885
Loving something I can never have is cowardly. If I could never get it in the first place, at least I didn't mess up somewhere along the line. It prevents me from being hurt.
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>>2180886
>>2180887

Oops, forgot the name. Not Rose. A friend told me someone was flipping out in the general last night and apparently it was my fault because it was over my OC or something. Sorry for that.
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>>2180896
post your tits anyway
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>>2180896
That "someone" flipping out over banal bullshit is always the same person flipping out at other banal bullshit, don't worry about it.
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>>2180898
>implying I'm a girl
>with this name

Take a diamond dog instead. Night.
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>>2180902
Post your tits anyway
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>>2180902
Tits where?
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>>2180902
>Tanmammary
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>>2180878
>snake girl is one of my top fetishes

a shame it is such an awful pony though. if there was a rarity boob snake my penis would explode.
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>>2180902
>no tits
Jesus Christ Tan step up.
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>>2180903
>>2180905
>>2180906
how much you wanna bet he's actually a chick?
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>>2180895
No, it's not. It's an expression of the noblest human sentiment in its purest and most unadulterated form.
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>>2180912
TAW 2.0
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MLPG, how is it that genuinely horrible human beings can still find someone to love them, but there are genuinely good human beings that can't?
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>>2180912

>all the male posters are now female
>all the female posters are now male

Jessy, goggles and rose are now the only guys who post here.
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>>2180919
because yur ugluy
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>>2180922
Oh shit I have a vagina
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>>2180851
>Implying you wouldnt want a drawfag of this quality in the General
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>>2180919
Luck?
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>>2180922
Even in this scenario AB still doesn't know his true gender.
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>>2180919
Because the horrible ones who find someone dont spend 24 hours per day in front of their PC and post about pastel colored marshmellow pones on the internet.
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>>2180919
Because love is a fickle thing that doesn't happen to everyone and is based on a wide variety of human factors?
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>>2180909

gross
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>>2180922
Glitter Glue is my waifu.
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>>2180927
I gotta admit that is fucking adorable.
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>>2180922
FUCK YES

CHECK OUT MY BOOBIES
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>>2180909
Tits are the least interesting parts of a lamia. Best thing is her tail and that extended belly.

hngggh
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>>2180922

I am now a little girl.

A very slutty little girl.
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>>2180927
If he's not a faggot he'll leave that place anyways
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>>2180940
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>>2180927
>tfw a fucking retarded guy can still draw better than you
well, fuck.
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i know you are all sad our artists suck

but you still got ross

anyone want strem
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>>2180922
would i still be bi?

of course i'd be a girl so i'd actually be having sex with people, but would i still like girls?
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>>2180922
Damn, why did I have to become a woman the day my body decides to shed its womb lining?
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>>2180922
Awesome! I can have a legit tea party with Fluttershy without looking like a manchild!
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Well. Outside the boat has gotten even worse.
>>2180222
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it's happening

i'm bonering over trixie again

god she's so fucking hot
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>>2180922

>you will never suck Rose's cock
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>>2180915
>>2180922
think about it though: who the fuck goes around parading and lauding a name with the word "man" specifically in it? Either "he" is super conceited or "he" is trying to get out of showing her tits to us.
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>>2180919
It all boils down to confidence. You can be an abusive asshole and still find someone to love you if you are confident enough.
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>>2180958
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>>2180909
never post that 3DPD shit again
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>>2180949
THat is exactly who I was thinking of. That whole video was awesome
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>>2180922
WOOHOOO

DAILY SEX WITH NO EFFORT HERE I COME
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>>2180967
Who are you callin' sand people? I'm jus' sayin' man, I'm jus' sayin.
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>>2180976
His Tracy Morgan was on point
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>>2180922
Great. Now I too can feel the joy of constant sexual harassment.
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>>2180973
>daily

underachiever.
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>>2180810
>>2180814
>>2180818
>>2180849
They remind me of HFY stories on /tg/.
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>>2180963
>>2180933
Who should I believe MLPG
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>>2180979
>Not wanting to be the slutty human and getting all the dicks
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>>2180979
......hourly?
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>>2180977
link to video?
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>>2180979
Every half an hour?
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>>2180945
Hello
My name is Appleblwm
wanna hang out?
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>>2180985
>not getting sex 24/7 365
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>>2180982
If you're bored, start posting fluffy pony stories on /an/ after changing "fluffy pony" to some other animal.
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>>2180990
AB likes little boys. Especially when some cry.
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>>2180983
Neither

Also /r/ing MLPG version of this
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>>2180988
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBzRmWeC6Ds
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Which CQC would you hug non-sexually?
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>>2181008
All of them
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>>2181008
Close quarters crusaders?
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do you think tan"man" is actually a girl with dem hips? is it gay if it turns out "he"'s a guy but I imagine having sex with her soft, pear shaped figure? I'll be you that is what she is like, but smaller breasts
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>>2181008
The over-the-shoulder throw
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>>2181008
>CQC
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>>2181008
it's kind of hard to hug while engaged in close quarters combat
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>>2180992
>tfw everyone everywhere in the world has constant sex orgies when you're not there
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>>2181008

>close quarters crusaders

I now require a picture of snake carrying around the CMC in his gear.
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Holy christ, my head hurts

Does anon want to do a greentext CYOA?
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i am literally in love with slowbeef
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>>2181008
All of them.
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Who else saw MIB3? I thought it was great
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>>2181019
> close-quarter-combat technique
> posting firearms
nigga...
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>watch interview with joe gilgun
>questioned about director
>"i think hes a bit autistic and a bit mentally unwell"

are we exporting our insults now too?
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>>2181019
Did you just say CQC?
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>>2181032
I haven't seen it yet. Donut spoil.
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>>2181008
Scootaloo!
Sweetie Belle!
Scootabelle!
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>>2181029
I still see a smile under Scoot's tape. She wants it hard.
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>>2181038
The bid where J dies is good. But he's revived by K of the future, and K of the future meets the K of the past.

The there's 3 of them, and they form a group called the KKK.
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>>2181029

NOT ENOUGN BLUSH FAGGOT!
THE BLUSHGOD DEMANDS MOAR!
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>>2181045
so they form the KKK but then revive a black man
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>>2181053
The future people of the club get a bit confused as to the true purpose it.
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>>2181045
my donut is spoiled ;_;
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>>2181023
seconding this
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>>2181056
Haha, imagine that .

>2020
>people explores the depth of the archive
>they found MLPG
>"They want to fuck a horse?!?!"
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>You will never roleplay steaming hot ponysex with Sparkler
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>>2181070
I fucked horses before MLPG, and I'll certainly fuck em after.
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>>2181070
>find MLPG
>they must be a pedophile ring that capture their prey on horseback
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>>2181076
Hi EMC
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Sapphire Shores is best pone
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>>2181074
Didn't his name originally come from the fact that he roleplayed the Sarcastic Single Mom Horse from MMDW?
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>>2181085
Nope.

I don't agree with him on the whole majestic beauty of horses or any of that shit. I'm not as romantic, I guess. Just sexual objects to me.
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>>2181077
Upon further investigation, we believe we have found the first example of antiquated AI. The MLPG "fags" (we need further investigation as to the meaning of this suffix, but for now it seems as though every member was homosexual based on old slang texts uncovered) seemed to idolize a fag by the name of Leth. It would appear this Leth was actually a machine of incredible processing power and intelligence and was able to mimic a person perfectly.
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>>2181094
I think so.
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>>2181098
Okay, I giggled.
Someone write a comic shortfic about that, I will even read it
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>>2181024
No takers?

;_;
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>>2181114
fine whatever
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>>2181114
what pone
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dead horse
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>>2181114
Take care of that headache.
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>>2181120
TAW, will you ever stop haranguing me?!?!?!??!
>>2181123
Anon's choice, scenario is also anon's choice
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>>2181133
Rarity.

She is taking us shopping.
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You turn me on mlpg.
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2 slow
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Do you have a schmoopy-doopy sweetie-wheatie pony pie MLPG?
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>>2181126
>>2181126
Speaking of - wold you a dead horse, MLPG?
Ok, not not few few years dead, just few minutes, still warm.
Rarity had a stroke
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>>2181093
She doesn't have that much art, maybe you can correct that?
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>>2181148

>not being at half mast every time you lurk MLPG
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>>2181154
Don't get me started.
>>2181139
Did exactly that last night, ended in disaster.
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>>2181126
if only we had a particular ponies soft, squishy, squeezable butt to talk about
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>>2181148
Hot.
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ice cubes in vag is fun
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Good morning MLPG
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>>2181170
dash...

when i'm done scratching your belly

your entrails will be strewn across the room
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>>2181166
>just orgasm to trixie fapfic

>>2181029
>posted just literal seconds later
>already hard again

curse my recover time
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>>2181170

Dat belly.
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>>2181182
>your entrails will be strewn across the room
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>>2181182
Go back to fluffy threads.
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>>2181187
I would do horrible, terrible, unspeakable things to dat belly. Like rubs and scratches and even give it rasberries!
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>>2181199
YOU SICK FUCK
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>>2181168
Ooh! Ooh!

We're a Night Guard!

just finishing up a shift

AND WE MUST SPEND OUR FREE TIME IN THE MOST ADVENTURIEST WAY POSSIBLE

YEAH THIS SOUNDS FUN

right
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>>2181199
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>>2181199
>not stuffing that belly full of cake and then proceeding to blow raspberries into it
What kind of phantasmagorical chemicals are you on?
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>this gave me a boner

why am i so fucking easy to please

anything suggestive

anything

and im rock hard
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>>2181204
Thats not all, when im done, and she just cant take it anymore, trying to get up to get away, i would knock her back down and use her belly as my pillow and take a nap.
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>>2181199
That horrible! I would rather poke her tummy, then I would rub them softly until she would get annoyed to go faster. Then I would bust out a feather out of no where and tickle the belly with it!
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this thread sucks
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>>2181199

pony tummies?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj1FifK3bbg
Which pony loves to singa?
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>>2181219
You always beat me to the chubby punchline.
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>>2181219
I would stuff Rainbow Dash until she couldn't fly properly.

She'd enjoy every moment of it.
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>>2181239
like the moona and the juna and the springa?
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If you could fuck any of the VAs, who would you choose?
>everyone picks Tabitha
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>>2181246
None.
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>>2181228
Reported for illegal content
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>>2181246
braeburns
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still watching the star wars radio play voice actor ensemble thing

>i'm the only one
>holy crap tara strong does raven
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>>2181250
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>>2181236
...I'm not sure what pony I'm looking at.
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>>2181246
Celestia's.
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>>2181261
That video is fucking gold. Best hour and twenty minutes of free entertainment ever.
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>>2181246
well, andrea obviously
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>>2180169
sauce?
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>>2181246
from the looks or the voice?
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>>2181246
Sweetie Belle's.
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>>2181246
Tara.

Dem titties.
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>>2181280
He obviously just drew that
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dimaggio's morgan is terrible
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>>2181284
Your choice, obviously
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Andrea Libman

Goddamn she is cute and chub.
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Look anon, we bought you your very own My little pony. This is the one you wanted right?
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>>2181308
I WANTED THE PINK ONE
GOSH, CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT
I HATE YOU
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>>2181308

No. But I'll still take it.
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>>2181308
Sure why not.
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>>2181308
Its the thoughts that count. And YEA!
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>>2181301
from the looks probably nicole oliver
voice ashleigh ball
>her voice cracks while you plow her
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>>2181308
Well i wanted the blue one, but she looks like she would cry if i turned her away so ill take her anyways. She still looks rather snuggleable. non-sexually of course
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>>2181330
Oh god unf
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>>2181308
Thanks guys. I'm gonna snuggle the fuck out of this horse non-sexually.
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post faster you whores
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>>2181360
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pinkie is most sexual pony
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>>2181373
i beg to differ
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>>2181373
>implying
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>>2181373

Negative.
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>>2181360
Nobody wanted a greentext CYOA, so I've got nothing
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>>2181373
What do you mean by that?
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>>2181385
think harder, man!
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>>2181373
Hahahaha oh god this is what you actually believe
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>>2181396
I mean I could come up with my own scenario, but I'd rather do a request
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so where does my mobile phone request its ip from? how do I request a new one?
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>The colonel of Celestia's army visits Ponyville,
>he thinks CMC might be a terrorist organization,

What happens? bonus points if he sounds like Sean Connery.
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>all of these Speedy Thundercunt images

That's my cue to start posting best pony
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>>2181409
I imagine each tower gives you a different IP, but for me it doesn't matter, all of them are banned on 4chan.
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>>2181418
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>>2181418
*second best
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>>2181418
good idea

when are you going to start.
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>>2181381
>>2181384
>>2181396
>>2181398
Rarity does not have the Raw sexual energy of Pinkie.

>>2181384
Virgin
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>>2181431
now
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>>2181418
She second best in my book.
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>>2181432
Rarity would give you the best sex as a wife. Pinkie would be the best as a one night stand. If you married Pinkie, every night would feel like a one night stand
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>>2180799
>monstergirlpones
I think we've already handled that
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>>2181432
>virgin

that's only because lesbian sex isn't technically sex

also she's never had lesbian sex either
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>>2181437
Fuck yeah.
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>>2181444
That is a lot of butt.
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>>2181449
>>2181437
>>2181418

Why don't we compromise?
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so instead of drawing monstergirls I've been off playing vidya
I see the thread's clippin' along
what did I miss
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derpy is a very ugly pony
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yknow what? maybe i AM getting better after all

frabjous day niggas
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>>2181483
>That cutie mark
HAHAHAHA YOU FUCKER
That face looks weird though
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>>2181483
haha i get it 'cause she's a slut
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>>2181475
You should draw more monster girls.

You're much better at them than that Ross guy.
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>>2181483
Maybe don't draw the outline of the eye if her eye is closed, the dual outline makes her face look very strange.
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>>2181459
I would but my folder is fuckhuge and unsorted and I can't find Twilight and AJ in the same damn picture for some reason.

>>2181475
Posting best pones, PWA almost did something but then he didn't, Anon got a Sweetie Belle to call his very own.

What vidya?
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Dog Gif soon
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>>2181483
There's still something I find weird about how you proportion the eyes and nose.
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>>2181501
her eye aint closed, im trying to rose rose rose, yknow?
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Would you launch sweets into pink pone's mouth?
http://youtu.be/WsS-ZH38nTU
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>>2181498
Ross draws monstergirls? I thought he just drew girls that looked monstrous.

>>2181502
>What vidya?
Titan Quest: Immortal Throne
played it before, started it up again with this new mod
but it's insanely hard so I think maybe I did something wrong or else this just isn't for me

>>2181506
Klondike, circlejerk friend o'mine
what do you think of gillou
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Draw requests? A quick one, please.
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>>2181483
Head's a little weird, but I guess it's just your style.
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>>2181516
With Ross' proportions they might as well be monstergirls
Horribly deformed and hideous monstergirls
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>>2181523
Napping Twilight.
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>>2181526
nah, i suck. Im trying to learn to get the body and head in proportion. I think i made the back of it too big
>>2181507
really? this is one of the rare ones where i cant really see a problem with that
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>>2181516
XXXDDDXDDDXDD

getdunked

howd he react to this anyway? he spoken to you any more?
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>>2181551
He was here yesterday with three brand new and fucking terrible pictures.
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>>2181546

oh god it's lovely Klondike

but...
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>>2181546
bahahahaha

looks about right
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>>2181558
Tell me now before I lose it in this folder of clusterfuck
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>>2181546
>dog gif


Klondike, are you Jesus?
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>>2181555
Did he change any of his characters in the end? People tried giving him feedback but it went to deaf ears apparently.
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>>2181567
No way man. Saving lives is for gays
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>>2181545
Forehead's too flat
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>>2181571
Characters were still fat as fuck.
Still had the uglies faces I ever seen.
Nothing changed.
He still believed the pictures were good.
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>>2181546
cumon step it up
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>>2181564

Could you do a version that goes up and down too?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9K18CGEeiI
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>>2181576
But you ARE gay.
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>>2181545
It just always looks like their heads have been over inflated or something. Like their features are about to burst out.
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>>2181579
a little, but not too much. they kinda flat it out towards the nose. but yeah, thats true.

drawins herd ;;;___;;;
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>>2181571
All he's going to change is their clothes again. He doesn't seem to get that people simply don't want to see freakshow monsters.
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>>2181589
You mean that flips horizontally and stuff?
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>>2181579
Nah, I don't think the forehead's the problem there. More that the nose is too big, and the eye in the wrong place (and an odd shape).
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>>2181587
i cant tell what the difference is. My computer is pretty slow. Is it faster?
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>>2181604

Yeah, so that she gradually turns completely around.
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>>2181592
i know man, i know. Im pretty sure thats an issue with my head/body proportions, but the heads all fucked up too. this is actually incedibly frustrating man, its always like this
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>>2181618
Yes.
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>>2181618
it's a joke

i made it too fast

i... didn't mean to confuse you
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>>2181536
Why the heck did I read that as Nappa Twilight?
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>>2181621
Also the horn looks weird but that's YOUR STYLE
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>>2181632
That'd be pretty sweet too.
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QuiteYellow is quite yellow pone
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daily dose


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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>>2181546
oh
I forgot

I made you that thing you were asking for
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>>2181645
nanaki pls go
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>Which level should Spike practice on?
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>>2181632
>over 9,000
your scouter is fine
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>>2181645
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>>2181651
who the fuck is that
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>>2181645
I don't understand what's so bad about this, it just looks like kids underwear.
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>>2181653
Ice World!
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>>2181663
>Adult baby
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>>2181635
man, stop sayin that
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>>2181635
His style is horrible though. Not Ross bad, just unpleasant to me.
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>>2181648
Rover without a mouth is somewhat awesome for reason. Thanks GG. I have pretty fun idea now
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>>2181678
I like it.
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>>2181662
Non-contributing furry tripfag who bought MLPG panties.
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>>2181648
Glitter Glue.
Could you draw the wealthy pony, Baron Gettin von Dunkend sipping some tea in his top hat and monocle, watching the NBA slam dunk contest?
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>>2181678
thats not my style thats my low skill level
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>>2181688
HAHAHAHA
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>>2181689
It's present in everything you draw though. It makes your work recognizable as coming from you.

It's your style.
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so did anything come of london comicon yet?
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>>2181632
Nappa Twilight is even better
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>>2181717
until im good, my work is also always gonna look shit in everything i do. im trying desperately hard to copy the shit out of rose, whose got a good 7 years on me, maybe thats something to do with it.
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>>2181752
get rid of that dot
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>>2181752
>>2181711
>>2181546
That fuckin' little white spot is driving me nuts.
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>>2181772
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>The mall is her favorite place to visit on the weekends.
>The two of you have been here a million times, but she's still a bouncing ball of energy.
>Each store you pass by, she just has to stop and look at whatever's in the windows.
>"Ooh, what about that one?" Every time, she drags you by the sleeve to look at whatever catches her eye.
>It doesn't take much to dissuade her from wanting to buy anything. Her attention span is pretty short.
>When she's not window shopping, she's crawling all over you.
>Usually she clings to your arm, but she'll also wrap her arms around your neck and even climb on top of your back.
>The public affection would be embarrassing, but you're used to it by now.
>When you pass by the food court, she makes a beeline for the gumball machine.
>You ask her if she wants real food.
>"What? This IS real food!"
>You buy her a BLT anyway. Extra honey mustard.
>She devours it in two bites.
>She gives you a bit of affection for remembering her favorite sandwich. Her lips taste like honey mustard.
>There's a jewelry store by the food court.
>It's shiny, so of course she has to stop and check out the whole thing.
>She tugs on your sleeve again, pointing towards a display case.
>A silver ring, with a single shining ruby on it. She adores it.
>Her eyes zip over to the next pretty, shiny thing. But you notice that she lingered on that one for a few extra seconds.
>That's convenient. You'll buy it tomorrow. You'll hide it in her birthday cake next week.
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>>2181777
WHY
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>>2181772
>>2181759
God damn it GUys
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>>2181734
The point I'm trying to make is that continuing to draw the same way isn't going to suddenly cause a change in how you draw.

All you'll do is teach yourself to keep drawing that way.

If there's a problem, work at that, rather than accepting it's simply that other people have had more time at it than you.
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>>2181777
Oh god, please don't do this.

Fuck fuck fuuuuuuck.
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>>2181777
AAAUUGGGHH I AM GONNA MAKE A MANHOLE COVER LIFTER OUTTA REBAR JUST TO FIX SHIT LIKE THAT
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>>2181783
>>2181786
>>2181788
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>>2181752
>>2181711

Thanks Klondike.

You're always such a bro with requests
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>>2181734
>>2181785
Also perhaps try to ask Rose for some insight?
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>>2181791
I IMPLORE YOU TO RECONSIDER.
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>>2181791
That one doesn't bother me as much to be honest
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>>2181791
Eh, fig newtons suck anyways.
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>>2181784
Do you even OCD, Klondike?
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OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK

I JUST GOT HERE

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

i really wish i didn't have that exact same reaction to so many MLPG's
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>>2181800
fig newtons rock fuck you
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>>2181782
>You'll hide it in her birthday cake next week.
Choking on a ring. It is a sad, unfortunate accident that sometimes happens.
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>>2181785
well its partly about not having enough practice. I mean the proportions and poses and shit is pretty universal across styles.

and constantly drawing differently wont change anything either. I am mixing it up though, im trying to find whats wrong with it so far.

Also rose doesnt really turn up that much anymore
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>>2181806
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU SO MUCH
FUCK
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>>2181796
dat's cute
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>>2181797
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>>2181796
Hey GG.
>>2181688
I would really appreciate if you could draw this request of mine.
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>>2181812
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

captcha: his erksuch
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>>2181812
>lemonade in a carton

aaarrrrgh it hurts!
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>>2181806
I am more bothered by someone using a rolling chair on carpet than I am about the cable getting run over.
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>>2181808
It's how you're going to propose to her. :(
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>>2181812
why why why why
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>>2181812
Oh come on why would someone do that
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>>2181822
Not if she chokes on the ring and dies, dingus.

You can't marry a corpse.
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>You
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>>2181819
>>2181820
>>2181826
>>2181829
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>>2181812
why doesn't this one notice that there is cap?
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>>2181836
MURDER
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>>2181836
yeah i'm fine with that
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>>2181836
That's not so bad.
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>>2181836
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>2181836
Pffhaha, that's just delicious. Who gives a shit about kitkat procedure?
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>>2181832
>You can't marry a corpse
Umm, about that...

http://www.odditycentral.com/news/heartbreaking-thai-man-marries-dead-girlfriend.html
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>>2181836
Someone post the chewing gum one
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>>2181836
Fuck the police.
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>>2181842
>>2181839

I really need to enlarge my autism trigger folder... already run out of stuff
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>>2181844
Me.
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>>2181796
GG! I was just about to edit it so they walked! Thanks for doing it much better then I could have if I had to cut and edit it!
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>>2181836
I did that all the time. Annoying that it falls apart so fast if you bite into it like that.
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>>2181836
>>2181812
I don't understand that

Why everyone is flippin their shit over this?
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>>2181809
Simply drawing isn't enough. I mean, you do need to draw constantly (not drawing certainly isn't going to get you anywhere).

But if your 'practice' simply consists of doing something wrong, then concluding it's bad because you aren't good enough yet, you won't make it anywhere. If you're unhappy with it, you need to fix it, then practice how you fixed it.

Other drawfags like Nasse do this too and it's very frustrating to see.
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>>2181849
OH COME ON WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT COME ON FUCK THAT'S JUST LAZY
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>>2181846
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>>2181855
Autism. Little detail like that annoys them.
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>>2181862
It's OCD, not autism, you fucking retard.
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>>2181849
Goddamnit. GODDAMNIT. IT'S NOT THAT HARD.
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>>2181832
Heimlich maneuver, dingus.

Anyway, another greentext?
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>>2181855
Hobby autists.
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>>2181855
the carton because it has a fucking screw top and is lemonade in a carton (FUCK)

and the kit kat because you're not supposed to eat it like that
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>>2181857
i think part of that is the amateurishness coming though too. I mean SB figured out how to learn early, hence he's great. We dont really know, i mean, i work best with direction and someone showing me shit but theres few people round here who are good enough and arent busy enough to actually teach me
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>>2181873
MOTHER FUCKER

WHAT IS THAT

IT DIDNT SHOW UP BEFORE
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>>2181873
In fact, it's not fucking fixed
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>>2181873
You're killing me here, Klondike. You really are.
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so many of the same gif
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>Normal ponies enter the machine, and cyborg ponies exit out the other end,

How does the machine work?
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>>2181902
Too much Sonic?

Anyways, its magic.
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>>2181902
Magic
Snort Snort
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>>2181861
whoops
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Sup?
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>>2181902
Who cares, it provides a concise API for accessing its functionality.
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>>2181912
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You're going to propose to your favorite pone.

How do you do it?
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>>2181901
I'm sorry. I'm deleting the unfixed as I go.
I am kind of OCD too

>In fabrics store with mom
>Sort the threads so they all match in color like they are supposed to.
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>>2181924
Not at all because she'd probably laugh at me for suggestion something so cheesy and punch me on the shoulder, still giggling and asking me if I really thought she would take this joke seriously
I'd join her laughter and act like it was a joke all along
But on the inside I would die a slow and painfull death ;_;
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>>2181536
>>2181632
>>2181731
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>>2181924
hey, speaking of - Celestdate anon, are you here? I want to continue that date ;_;
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>>2181912
YES, more OCD triggers please
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>>2181945
>friendsip
I need to go to bed
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>>2181912
this isn't exreme annoyance for me, that's fine.
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I've got one more. I think you guys will like this one.
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>>2181959
HOW COULD THEY FUCK THAT UP
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>>2181945
Cute!
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>>2181945
>friendsip level
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>>2181947
I want to see this.
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>>2181959
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>2181953
>>2181965
There we go.
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How far could you reach your arm inside of Princess Luna?
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>>2181988
Which end?
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>>2181944
Come on, Anon. Give your pony waifu a little more credit than that. Show her you mean it.
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hey, helpfulbro

this look any better?
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There.. Thats it.. Last one.. Fixed


Never more
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>>2181991
Her nostilsnostrils
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Would it be possible to gene-splice a real pony?
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>>2181998
Oh man, this is like, so deep
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>>2181998
10/10
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>>2181998
fuggsake
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>>2181998
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>>2181944
You'd wake up in bed with her one morning, to find something clutched in her hand.
Her fingers would unravel, and you'd see the ring in her palm.
Her eyes would flutter open beneath her bangs, and she'd give you that lazy, late morning grin.
Of course she wants to marry you, silly.
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>>2181988

You will never plunge your arms into both Princesses as they flank you from either side, their butts right up against either shoulder

As you feel them squeezing your arms you will never hear Celestia taking note of the loneliness of your legs

and then she calls in two guards.
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>>2181988
Personally, I think she is quite small and short there, and quite tight, consider her size

In fact, my friend, Pony-Princesses is nowhere close to real horse size, they are just a bit bigger than usual ponies, somewhere around actual IRL pony/miniature horse size
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>>2181879
Not everything is easily taught. You need to learn how to have a critical eye, and that's something you mostly have to develop for yourself.

Don't fall into the trap of expecting someone else to teach you everything.
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>>2182009
Uh, the line from the forehead to her ear is missing and the eye looks kind of huge
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>go on a trip for a few days
>miss pone pussy pumping
What the fuck
That is one of my biggest fetishes
You people really need to let someone know when you're gonna pull something out of left field
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>>2182024

>hand
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>>2182040
im just focusing on proportions bor, yeah the eye is big.

dyou think tracing some stuff to get an idea of proportion would be helpful?
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>>2182044
PWA always does humans.

I bet he doesn't even want to fuck horses.
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>>2182009
Eye and nose look kinda huge still; the latter might need to be a bit lower?

Also, I'm noticing you tend to draw the manes and tails very... wisp-y. Which exaggerates everything else.
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NO I'M NOT DONE
MUST DO MORE DIAMOND DOG PB GIF HILARITY

DON'T YOU GO ANYWHERE DAMMIT
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>>2182050
If you want to learn propotions like the ones in the show tracing is really helpful
however, your style really differs from the show, so I don't know if tracing would help you
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>>2181879
> SB
> great

excuse me? You either trolling or have no actual taste in art (I bet you fan of ROss)
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>>2182066

GG do an animated diamond dog version of >>2182010

please?
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>>2182056
i dont think i wanna change the manes, but trying to figure out eye/nose/head size is my priority right now. any tips? can you draw it on the iamge?
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>>2182066
I ain't got shit else to do.
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>>2181910
Oh god, that's HNNGGG-levels of cute!
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>>2182039
im not falling into that trap, im trying to learn by myself i just dont know how. And I do have quite a critical eye, I know how to look, but translating that into drawing is a bit more difficult than all that
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>>2182077

Not that guy, but I love SB's stuff.

He's not the best by far, but he's certainly decent.
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>>2181996

Well, I guess I could take her to a wonderbolts show... then, during the show, the wonderbolts would write my proposal on the sky with their contrail and I'd kneel down next to her, waiting for her answer...

Of course she wouldnt even realize it because she couldn't take her eyes off of the wonderbolts. So I'd knee there next to her like an idiot while her eyes chase her idols in the sky.

On the way back she'd be non-stop talking about how great the wonderbolts are and how much fun she had today
When she asks me why I'm so quiet I couldnt say a word
Because I'm fighting to hold the tears back
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>>2182054
At this point, I just roll my eyes whenever somebody gets butthurt over the fact that I do humanized only.

I'm in the mood for another piece of shit greentext. Anybody have a request?
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>>2182074
as i said, proportions are pretty universal, so thats cool. iw as more thinking tracing other artists stuff
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>>2182096
Horse sex
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>>2182077
>Someone has a different opinion
>He must be a Ross fan
Really, faggot?
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>>2182077
But Anon, SB is great. Sure, the whole portrait thing's getting a bit repetitive, but he's still relatively new to the art game
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>>2182096

Do something about SA cheating on Candance with a guard in his barracks.
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>>2182095

;_;
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>>2182093
I dunno, man. Not saying SB' stuff is bad, but it just call for some kind of rejection in my case. Unappealing.
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>>2182024
What are those feels? Make them go away, I dont want them
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>>2182101
Sure, why not.
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>>2182093
I like SB's stuff mostly because of the Noel influence. Certainly, he's on my list of artists I pretty much always save when they post.

Just not on the list of artists that particularly inspire me in my own drawing.
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>need to build a new computer soon
>seriously considering getting a yellow case, prioritizing noise reduction on the fans and heatsink, and naming the computer Yellowquiet
>mfw

what the fuck have you faggots done to me
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>>2182148
>$2.3k
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Why aren't you drinking bleach?

We're waiting for you here in Equestria!
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>>2182077
SB is good. I just wish that he'd draw more female ponies, legs and heads of male ponies over and over again are getting a little bit boring
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>>2182131
I mostly don't like the fact the vast majority of what he seems to draw is Snails.
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>>2182148
Now slow down son, you're going above and beyond our faggotry, you're in brony territory now.
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>>2182144
>>2182144
he is nowhere close to Noel, though. His ponies - shapes and forms -- are bulky and rough, quite straight and direct. Poses ans expressions lack of life and dull.

Noel artwork, in other hand, lives its life
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>>2182152
oh man now i have to do it

though i have no idea how to spend $2300 on parts for the thing... all the rigs i've built so far have been well under $1000
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>>2182148
>2.3 WEI
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>>2182096
>At this point, I just roll my eyes whenever somebody gets butthurt
I don't see any hurt butts here, cap'n.
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>>2182095

>she notices your awkward silence
>she laughs at you and punches you in the arm
>"What're you giving me looks like that for ya big dweeb?"
>she asks you to buy you both a hayshake on the way home
after she's downed the whole thing and thrown it away, she takes your arm whilst you continue slowly drinking
she closes her eyes and leans into you contentedly
When she's waited long enough that she's sure you're looking down at her (which you are) she opens her eyes and gives you a playful look
"So you wanna fuck tonight?"
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okay, well can you guys post art from good artists please. or whatever you think would be most helpful so i can try analyse this shit
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>>2182152
>>2182177
eh?
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>>2182191
>I don't get jokes
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>>2182189
Since you want to copy Rose you should trace her stuff
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>>2182191
dyewts?
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>>2182199
well yeah but one of your criticisms was the style so maybe i should mix it up a bit
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>>2182167
I never meant to imply he was anything near Noel's level.

It's just interesting to see what he took from her, even if he remains a pale imitation.
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>>2182120
>tfw you actually have a lump in your throat

What have I become?
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>>2182105
>You enter the barn, and she's waiting for you.
>"Are yah sure you want t'see this, sugarcube?"
>Of course you do. You just wish she weren't wearing so many clothes while she did it.
>She opens up a stall, where a massive black stallion is waiting.
>Her hands go between the beast's legs.
>You feel absolutely dwarfed by the massive cock she's handling.
>Watching her stroke the animal, you feel your pants getting uncomfortably tight.
>She has to pause to wipe the sweat off her brow.
>Her cowboy hat tumbles to the floor, but she doesn't seem to notice.
>"Y'have to work it a little gently, but not too much."
>The horse snorts and hoofs at the ground as she picks up the pace.
>"Hoo-wee, he's a comin'!" You swear that she's grinning at the prospect.
>The horse spurts all over the place, a massive load you could only dream of shooting.
>It gets all over her hands, and even stains her rolled up sleeves.
>She thinks you're not looking when she licks a bit of it off her fingers.
>"You wanna try the next one, sweetie?"
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>>2182213
Trace Ross then. He's like the anti-Rose.
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>>2182195
>>2182209
yep, such a newfag I am

care to enlighten me?
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>>2182213
I never criticized your style, man, I actually like it
But if you want to learn another style this is gonna sound really fucking absurdyou could try tracing Ross' ponies, he has a very cartoony style
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>>2182229
You haven't watched Hurricane yet? Get with the fucking times man.
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>>2182117
Male or female guard?
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>>2182187
Cant we have waifufagging without fucking their marhsmellow brains out for once?
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>>2182248
>Implying there are female guards
fanon levels reaching critical
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>>2182213
Trace a few of her pics to see how she does the proportions and stuff. If you have those down, start adding details from other artists or stuff that you came up with by yourself. Thats how I did it
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>>2182231
nah, not absurd at all. Id like to be able to draw as well as ross, maybe Id use his talent better than he does.

honestly though, i dont really want to look at the stuff he draws. Unless you got some of his pones that arent fat to post?
>>2182223

awesome, you got any more stuff from different good artists?
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Once in a blue moon he posts non-fat ponies
I only have this picture though, sorry
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>>2182282
can i see one of your pictures bor
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>>2182187
Rainbow Dash is forward, but I doubt she'd be that forward in this case. You have been too beta. She'd expect you to take the reigns first.
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>>2182283
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>>2182299
Applejack can fly higher then the pegasi
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>>2182299
alright, well im gonna go watch the social network and then start learning to draw.
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>>2182291
Man, that actually looks pretty decent.

Ross should do more of that.
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>>2182310
She's using her strong leg muscles to jump, dude.
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>>2182187
She's only saying no because she's too shy to accept.

You have to be forceful about it to show you're serious, much like she usually is.
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>>2182269
I don't even care about 'canon' anymore.
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>bogged down by tests
>"hey anon friend off is in 2 days"

ok then
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>>2182310
Maybe jump. She got them strong legs of her.

>>2182315

I think this was his?
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>>2182283
If I'm honest, your ponies already remind me of how Ross does them more than Rose.

He exaggerates expressiveness far more than she does (too much in some cases), and has a similar very loose and free drawing style to yours.
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>>2182187
>she expects you to pay for shit
>I joke and say "Hah, you sound like Rarity."
>Whatddya mean, Anon?"
>chuckle, "Well, she makes her dates pay for stuff all the time, haven't you got any money?"
>I notice her frown a little, and I realise I've fucked up
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>>2182315
I agree, that's one of the few Ross pictures I like
I hate how he includes his disgusting fetish in everything
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>>2182334
Yeah that's him as well
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>>2182323
>>2182323
> I don't even care about 'canon' anymore

>>>/ponychan/

that way
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>thread will never be marked
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>Pinkie pie on the left

All my kawaii~desu
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>>2182344
>implying the spirit of generosity doesn't pick up the check every time
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>>2182351
>>2182334
I did some 2.3booru diving and found a few others
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i swear to god
i'm gettin there

almost done
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>>2182297

Not the best one to show what I meant with copying a style and adding other 'features' to it but I'd prefer not to get mauled for posting >OC
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>>2182357
I would have this as a placeholder. If they need it, I would delete this image.
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>>2182372
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>>2182374
hi Spaerk
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>>2182315

I seriously dont get why he doesnt. Most people here actually like his ponies and it looks like he really wants us to like him and his art... and then he constantly posts his abominations
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>>2182351
I always think why he can acceptably draw pony and can't draw humanized one.
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>>2182386
I'm really sorry for posting Ross for the people who don't like him
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>>2182403
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>>2182403
Thing is, we like his pony art. Nay, we love it.

We just hate the artist and his pretentious faggotry.
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>>2182344
>"SInce when is this a date? I thought we were just hanging out anon!"
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>>2182409
I've seen some people who don't like it
I know most people love it
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>>2182363
>Best Night Ever
DYEWTS
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>>2182414
And this is the last one
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penis didn't like it at all
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>>2182392
hi anon
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>>2182410
>"Yeah, I know that, which is why I am surprised that you wanted me to buy you a shake." you recover nicely
>you smirk, and continue; "Tell you what Rainbow, if you want me to pay for your shake, you have to make this an official date. Deal?"
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>>2182414
>>2182409

We hate his fat fetish shit, which is absolute majority of his works.
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>>2182420
it's fucking raping figure
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>>2182435
It's irritating that he absolutely MUST insert his fetish into every single one of his humanised works.
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>>2179975
WHERE DA MARKER AT
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>>2182382
That darn DD, I think he used the wrong password.
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>>2182435
but there's other people here who do similar stuff and we don't hate them
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>>2182449
You mean LK?
His stuff isn't disgusting
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>>2182444
I'm trying, but Deafy posted it last and my password's not working for deleting it.
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>>2182373
Dat Rover...
Would you sniff her dog breath or secretly enjoy it when she farts in your face with horrid dog food farts?
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>>2182455
well, and SB, he draws chubby pone too sometimes
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new hearse

>>2182468
>>2182468
>>2182468
>>2182468
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>>2182469
Really? I haven't seen that from him
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>>2182469
SB does it as an experiment, most of his doodles are just experiments in perfecting his art form.
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>>2182475
not like Ross fat, but still chubby
he's done a few Mrs. Cake ones where she's pudgy
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>>2182476
I see you don't know about one of his commissions
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>>2182485
Well, I don't mind if he doesn't do this in every single picture and as long as it isn't Ross-levels of fat
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>>2182487
Commissions are different. Ross doesn't do fat ponies/humans because he was paid to.

If I was commissioned, I'd draw whatever the fuck I was asked to.
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>>2182500
There we go.
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>>2182455
but LK has drawn things way bigger than Ross ever has
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>>2182509
No I mean something he commissioned for himself

>>2182527
LK doesn't post that kind of stuff here though
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>>2182527
It's really not about how big they are but about how he draws it
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>>2182323
brony plz go
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Fear nothing, your ancestors are here.
Dead though we are we shall not abandon you.

The tale continues.
Players, report in.
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>>2183559
boop
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>>2183559
beep
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>>2183559
Shiggy diggy
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>>2183599
>99
>Double critical
>Boop
>First to reply
You gain the charm of speed, and will auto-win first initiative.
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>>2183631
Aww yeah!
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>>2183631
Do I still have that music bonus?
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>>2183599 Radiant
>>2183609 Trusty
>>2183610 Zebro
Where the rest at?
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>>2183654
Beats me.
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>>2183644
I'm not sure if I want to give you any more bonuses. You seem overpowered as is.
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>>2183677
;_;
Alright
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>>2183687
I let you raise the whole graveyard last time. Is that not bonus enough?
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>>2183699
>use Quick Reply
>forget name field
iShindig Dagger Doo
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>>2183699
You're right, fuck.
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One day, when we could start early, and the others are nowhere to be found...
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So we're missing Dawn, Ted and Campfire right?
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>>2183559
>>2183654
Here I am, had to get breakfast.
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>>2183771
Glad to see I'm off to such a good start today.
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>>2183769
Ted can't come right now.
Maybe he'll be able to drop in later, but not now.
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>>2183780
>>2183786
So that leaves Dawn

Should we wait or have her on autopilot for a while?
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>>2183797
Autopilot.
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>>2183797
We're down three players. Maybe we should wait a bit?
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>no Dawn
>Nasse might be brooming his yard or some shit

Fuck it, GO TIME.

LAST TIME ON MLPGDND - LORDS OF SHADOW
You stopped a mob of cultists chasing down Cloak and Dagger in Canterlot's poor district. A trail of blood suggested the wounded twins may have hidden in one of the mass tombs.

>If someone joins in late, that is fine. For now all those not present are assumed to follow the party, and can be used by other players (and me) in combat.
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>>2183874
The Tracker should follow the blood trail while we follow him.
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>>2183874
We should check that crypt where the blood trail is going.
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>>2183874
Let's follow the trail
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>>2183889
>>2183907
>>2183918
You enter the crypt. It seems to lead fairly deep into the ground. It is made up of small rooms connected by sloping stairways that lead down. In every room the walls are lined with small cubbyholes filled with bones.
You can hear some commotion lower down.
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>>2183956
Yeah, we need to go there
Now
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>>2183956
I think the Rogueshoud use Stealth, sneak down there, and report what she sees with her pendant.
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>>2183956
Follow the sounds, but try not to make too much sound.
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>>2183983
>>2183985
>>2183987
Dawn reports that she sees a sentry coming up
However she cannot see what is causing the commotion
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Is there a place where we could hide?
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>>2184040
Backstab the sentry so we can advance.
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>>2184040
Dawn should try to ambush the sentry and gag him before he can yell for help.
Can we hide somewhere?
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>>2184048
You could try to shove yourself in one of the cubbyholes and pretend to be dead
>>2184055
Negative, he is standing in the staircase, no way to get behind unseen.
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>>2184048
>>2184061
You could try to shove yourself in one of the cubbyholes and pretend to be dead
>>2184055
Negative, he is standing in the staircase, no way to get behind unseen.
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>>2184077
>>2184086
Let's hide there until he passes us, then we can kill him
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>>2184086
Standing, or patrolling?
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>>2184086
Does Trusty still have his crossbow?
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>>2184103
Standing.
>>2184112
Yes.
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>>2184115
He should snipe, and aim at the neck, so he can't yell.
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>>2184115
>Standing
Well, then Trusty should just kill him.
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>>2184128
>>2184139
The bolt sticks in the throat of the sentry but he doesn't even look like it hurt him.
He looks around, somewhat slowly.
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>>2184139
This looks like something you need to take care of.
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>>2184173
Damn, he must be undead.
How do we kill it without making a ruckus?
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>>2184173
Is he undead?
If yes, I'll try to take control over him
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>>2184208
>8
You manage to gain control of him, but it takes great effort and you can feel someone else is trying to wrest control away from you.

You will lose control if you roll under 5.
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>>2184230
I advance.
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>>2184230
Roll
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>>2184230
You can do it, Zebro.
The Light will guide you.
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>>2184249
>9
You have the undead sentry under your control, at least for now.
from the looks of things, he is slow but solid.
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>>2184269
Alright, let's go down there without alarming anyone.
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>>2184269
Let's advance now.
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>>2184277
>>2184282
As you head down you notice increasingly prominent bloodstains on the walls. After a while you also start seeing some limbs and scraps of cloth and flesh around the floor.
You can clearly hear the sounds of battle on the lever just below you.
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>>2184300
Peek out and see what's going on
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>>2184300
I peak out too.
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>>2184300
Who's fighting?
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Im here.
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>>2184314
>>2184327
>>2184343
Much of the room is soaked in blood. You can count at least five dead in there, with another five still alive. Two of them are pegasi, two more unicorns, the last seems like another zombie sentry.

In the middle of the chaos you can see familiar puffs of smoke. Cloak and Dagger are warping around the room, appearing behind cultists, striking and vanishing before anypone can react. Their cloaks are ripped badly and you can see both are wounded. The pegasus' wing is limping badly and the unicorn has to juggle him in and out of teleports.
Both seem tired but determined.
There is a gem pendant around the neck of the pegasus. You don't remember seeing it before.
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>>2184385
I cast fireball at the zombie.
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>>2184385
RIP AND TEAR
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>>2184385
I leap out and smash down one of them that seems to be the biggest threat remaining to Cloak and Dagger.
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>>2184385
Let's help them.
Take control ove-
>>2184415
Fuck, I'll just send my sentry in there
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>>2184385
I fire at the most menacing looking opponent.
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>>2184415
The zombie sentry bursts into flames.
It is now a Fire Zombie Sentry.
>>2184426
The other Zombie Sentry smashes into the flaming one. Both are now engulfed in flames as they clumsily wrestle eachother.
>>2184420
>0
You tear your dress.
>>2184422
>2
You miss, but do make an impressive entrance.
>Celestial Radiant
>About time your band showed up
>We can exchange venomous words later
>Right now, let us show these forsaken deathseekers the light of the sun
>>2184462
>2
The rifle is incredibly awkward to use in a cramped space like this, and you miss your mark badly as the recoil smacks the rifle into a wall and out of your hooves.

Two pegasi remain in the air
Two unicorns remain on the ground
The sentry is on fire and preoccupied
Cloak and Dagger are badly wounded

Roll for initiative.
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>>2184549
AHAHAHAHAH! I was wondering when our luck would go south.
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>>2184549
Stab one of the pegasus in the back.
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>>2184549
I take up a defensive stance, and concentrate my prayers on Cloack and Dagger to heal them.
I may disagree with Celestia that they are good ponies, but her Light shines down on all of her loyal subjects.
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>>2184549
IT WASN'T EVEN A CRITICAL
HOW COULD THE WEAPON FLY OUT OF MY HAND
I'll use a crossbow with an ice bolt then.
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>>2184549
WHY
Send my dragon to fight a pegasus
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>>2184595
Just be glad that thing didn't deafen us all.
>>
Sauna
Radiant you are the pilot
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>>2184666
>666
>I'm the pilot

oh boy
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>>2184666
Does this have something to do with your asthma?
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>>2184578
Your dress might never be pretty again, but your blade is as sharp as it ever was. You stab one of the pegasi, who drops to the ground but is still alive.
>>2184602
Your dragon takes to the air and tries to bite the remaining pegasus. However the cultist is too nimble.
>>2184590
>0
Cloak and Dagger don't even bother replying to you. As you take up a fancy pose and give your little monologue, one warps the other onto the pegasus that avoided the dragon, and soon it comes crashing down, its wings cut off.
>Deeds.
>Not words.
>>2184595
Instead of retrieving the rifle you pull your backup weapon and take aim. Your bolt strikes the grounded Pegasus, rendering him immobile.

One pegasus is immobilized
The other has no wings and is bleeding out
Both unicorns remain
Both sentries will burn to death in a few turns
Cloak and Dagger are no more wounded than they were before.
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>>2184754
Fireball on a Unicorn.
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>>2184754
Call my dragon upon a unicorn
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>>2184754
Charge one of the unicorns.
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>>2184754
"Then heal yourselves, snakes!"

I charge at one of the unicorns and smash him to a wall.
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>>2184754
Trusty-pilot mode:

He puts the bleeding pegasi out of it's misery with a shot.
>>
Okay I'm here
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Seeing the carnage around them, both the unicorns throw up magical shields.
>>2184767
>>2184775
>>2184778
Your three-way assault slams into one of the two. The dragon's bodyslam cracks the magic sphere, and a well-placed dagger strike shatters it, leaving him open for the fireball to immolate him.
>>2184783
You slam headfirst into the shield and are rebounded back to the twins.
They don't look at you.
>>2184806
Trusty trots up to the wingless pegasus who is writhing on the floor and puts his crossbow against the suffering pony's head. With a dull twang, his pain ends.

The shielded unicorn remains. He renews the force field and prepares to teleport away.
One Pegasus is still frozen on the floor.
Both zombie sentries burn to ashes.
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>>2184881
Root the unicorn
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>>2184881
I'll retrieve my rifle.
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>>2184881
Bandage the twins.
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>>2184881
Bring down the Hammer on the shield with all my might.
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>>2184907
That was me.
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>>2184881
Fireball the unicorn before it can escape.
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>>2184919
Damn it Dawn. At least this is only going to count as a failure.
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>>2184932
Sorry.
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>>2184892
The roots grasp at the shimmering shield but cannot break it.
>>2184920
Your fireball explodes before you can toss it, but the torch-staff absorbs the flames, protecting you.
>>2184903
The rifle seems to be undamaged.
>>2184907
As you tell the twins to stay still, they look at the escaping unicorn with uncharacteristic anger. The unicorn replies to their look with a smug smile and charges up his spell. He van-
>>2184908
THE HAMMER OF THE SUN SHATTERS HIS SHIELD AND SMASHES HIM DOWN.
The unicorn is dazed and disorientated. His horn is badly cracked and his front leg was probably dislocated by the force of the blow.
Cloak and Dagger look impressed.
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>>2185036
Swing again and shatter his horn.
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>>2185036
I'll stop his escape with an lightning bolt.
Someone subdue him.
"I think these two want to have a word with this one"
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>>2185036
Bash him with my staff
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>>2185036
Ask them if we need a pair of prisoners, then cast Heal on the one not wearing the necklace.
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>>2185036
Dont kill the unicorn.
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>>2185080
Well I don't mean to.
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>>2185070
Where is our Preacher? Hopefully he sees me cocking up the healing spell and helps out.
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>>2185057
>>2185068
>>2185062
You lot beat him up for a while until he stops moving.
He is unconscious but alive.
>>2185070
>0
The unicorn spy flinches away from you
>Keep your hooves to yourself.

The pegasus thaws and attacks [the one who rolls the lowest.
] If I do, he attacks the twins
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>>2185129
Shit shit shit
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>>2185129
Light him up!
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>>2185129
>>2185129
Aw crud.
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>>2185129
"Wha-"
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>>2185129
Slap himon the face.
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>>2185148
Oh right I shoot at him of course
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>>2185137
I'm gonna root him
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>>2185161
The pegasus strikes his ritual dagger into Radiant. The sun plate fails to protect her fully, and the blade sinks into her flesh before the twins can push him away.
Radiant is wounded, but not dead.

>>2185145
>>2185163
>>2185173
>>2185186
The pegasus, however gets shot, burned bound down and slapped.
He is most certainly dead.

There are no more cultists here.
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>>2185251
I'm gonna ask the ded why they wanted the Cloak and Dagger
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>>2185251
Use some bandages on Radiant.
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>>2185251
I'll check the wound.
"You okay your holiness?"
"And you, Twins?"
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>>2185251
see
>>2185127
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>>2185251
"Ow..."

I try to call down the Light to heal my wounds.
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>>2185270
"I've been through worse."
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>>2185294
"You sure it wasn't poisoned?"
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>>2185301
"I said I'm fine!"


I'm not going to seem weak in front of these snakes.
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>>2185321
"Fine, I know you've been through worse.
And you can see it on your face I was just worried, you never know about these knaves"
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>>2185270
>we've had worse
>but keep your flirting between you and the paladin
>we're not that kind of ponies
>>2185269
A bit of sisterly love and care can go a long way. As you help Radiant remove the sun plate you apply bandages to her wounded chest. You stare into eachothers' eyes, understanding just how important sisters can be to one another, having now both saved the other.

>>2185262
>2
"Even in death I answer only to Grogar and his prophets. Let me rest, weakling fool!"
Cultists seem to be a rude lot even when killed.
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>>2185358
>Weakling
Hit him over the head with my staff
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>>2185358
"So? You've got nothing to say? Are you really this low? You were in a bad shape when we got here, spies. At least you could be thankful."
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>>2185358
We should gather them into a pile and burn them so their bodies can't be used against us.
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>>2185358
"Hey, don't be so rude, I was just worried"
"Did you get what you wanted? We need to go topside."
>>2185387
"Calm down, your Holiness."
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>>2185358
We have to take them back to the castle.
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>>2185395
"I AM calm. Tie up the unconcious unicorn instead!"
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>>2185416
I think he is ded now.
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>>2185443
It was the other unicorn
>>2185416
"You're always agitated around the twins. Don't start up more drama now."
I tie the unicorn up and bring him topside.
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>>2185387
>We are thankful
>It is not in our nature to show it though
>We assumed you understood that much
>But perhaps you really are just a sack of bricks and hot air
>>2185376
He is dead, Jim.
>>2185416
You tie up the unicorn and head back to the castle. On the way over the hobo you saw stands at attention when you pass.
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>>2185457
Then I revive him and then hit him over the head
he should learn to respect me
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>>2185457
We should arrest this damn hobo.
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>>2185457
"So did you guys make a new friend?"
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>>2185457
"Celestia may say you are good ponies, but only because you are good at what you do. You really are stallions without honor, scum."
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>>2185457
"How 're you doing ya old git?"
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>>2185494
"They're clearly mares your highness."
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>>2185494
"Oh shut up and leave them alone."
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>>2185494
Oh come on
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>>2185512
Nuh-uh.
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>>2185537
>>2185543
"And you others?
Always playing the neutral one?
Not wanting to side in a conflict?
Those who stand in the middle of the road, will be knocked down by both sides.
It's best to stand for something, and stand firm.
And it hurts to see how you defend these liars all the time intead of siding with the truth and honor."
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>>2185599
Well I guess that role means I've been cowed.
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>>2185599
You know what? This is why Celestia doesnt like you.
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>>2185599
"Hey now, you seriously need to calm down. Even Celestia is more relaxed than you. It might be why she lashed out at you like that."
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>>2185599
You three all work for Celestia, I don't see a reason why you would try to have a conflict at all times.
>>2185630
OH COME ON
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>>2185630
"Yeah? Because I stand true to my standards? Because I know honor? Of course you will never understand that, as the simple rogue thief you are."
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>>2185667
"Also, it would be easier to side with you if your arguments didn't boil down to personal insults every time.
NOT THAT YOU ARE ANY BETTER, TWINS"
>>
Can we just stop arguing until we are out of the public eye? We're supposed to be heroes.
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>>2185667
Because you think you are better than us because you scream "oh Celestia" every time you kill ponies even innocent ponies.
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>>2185494
>You speak of honor
>Yet you fail to understand
>We are bound by our duty as are you
>Our duty is to be in the shadows
>To see
>To hear
>And if need be, to strike
>We are the scalpel
>Where the you are the hammer
>There would be no greater betrayal for us than to forsake our mission
>Our acts are honorable in that they are the services Celestia needs from us
>Or perhaps your ways have already helped you discover the identity of the Great One, hm?
>Perhaps we shall ask Celestia for her opinion in person.
"Therr right ya facks, an thems good pones ta boot. They commere an offer us bits fer info, an thems make shur nonna them trobl'makers start makin' no trobl 'rand 'ere. Grumblefackersmumblecelestiasassmuble..."
>>2185599
>99
>double critical dickhead ranting
The twins don't bother mentioning that they never lie. They let you have your moment.
>>2185688
>She
>Started it...
>>
>>2185667
>>2185688
>>2185714
NOW EVERYONE STOP ARGUING, CAMPFIRE IS RIGHT
>>
"Let's jut get to the damned Palace already."

When we get there, I'll stay outside of the throne room.
I'm sure the Princess will be glad that her stray dogs are returned, I don't want to ruin that moment for her.
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>>2185725
>"Therr right ya facks, an thems good pones ta boot. They commere an offer us bits fer info, an thems make shur nonna them trobl'makers start makin' no trobl 'rand 'ere. Grumblefackersmumblecelestiasassmuble..."
"I like your spirit, old man did I tell you that? Have a bit."
>She
>Started it...
"I know, that's why I've always been on your side. But someone's gotta be the bigger pony"
>>
>>2185725
I have no idea what that hobo said.
>>
>>2185725
Hey man, I gave you some bits too
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>>2185772
"Fankye grandly. Us homeless gotsta stick togeffer!"
>>2185825
"Bat yer a zigger, so ya don't really count assa pone now do ye?"
>>2185764
You arrive back at Canterlot, the bloodied and limping Spies leading the way.

Celestia motions you all to join her in the side room. ALL of you.
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>>2185850
Let's go then.
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>>2185850
Hey fuck you, hobo
Let's go
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>>2185850
I sit down in the farthest corner without a word..
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>>2185850
Walk with her.
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>>2185850
Alright.
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>>2185862
>>2185867
>>2185881
>>2185882
As you take your places around the table (>>2185879 and in the corner as dark as your wounded soul) Celestia asks for the twins to begin.
They push the gem onto the table and cast a spell on it, causing it to project an image. They begin to explain
>As planned, we planted this enchanted gem on a cultist and let him loose
>Thinking he had escaped with some fancy loot, he allowed us to see what happened within the inner workings of the cult
>Though the sheer amount of magic being used down there seems to have corrupted the recording, we still identified three key elements
>Firstly, this one. They call him the Reanimator, though the canterlot citizens registry names him Scripted Scene, son of the notable actors Final Scene and Prima Donna.
>He worked as an artist, then as a doctor, before disappearing after some controversial event we are still looking into.
Celestia nods and asks that they continue

>cont
>>
>>2186040
The image changes
>We fear that is where the good news end.
>This is their Master
>And Prophet
>They call him Patchwreck
You see the image of a twisted pony. His legs seemingly stitched to fleshy stilts, his horn long and gnarled, closer to that of a big goat than a unicorn, and a pair of mismatched griffon wings attached to his back. One of his eyes is a sickly green, the other amber.
Celestia looks at him for a moment, then recoils back, her mouth agape.
>We understand your shock, glorious sun
>It took us a while too to recognize him
>But there is no question about it
>Their leader is historian Moonshine
>Curious how the past can catch up to one like that...
Celestia says they can talk about her private past later. Right now she wants to see the last bit of news.

>cont
>>
>>2186125
The final image forms. It is dark and hard to make out, but you can observe a skull. It looks very strange. The cranium is clearly that of a pony, but the snout is longer, almost like that of a dragon. The eye sockets are mismatched and it has a crown of horns circling the entire head.
>We believe this is the Great One
>If our assumptions are correct
>And we pray they are not
>Moonshine seeks to resurrect a Draconequus.

Celestia is visible shaken by this information.
"After all this time... why could he simply not let go... That madman."
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>>2186196
Whos Moonshine your highness?
>>
>>2186196
>>2186125
Who's Moonshine?
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>>2186196
"What's this Moonshine business?"
>>
>>2186247
>>2186255
>>2186295
"He is an old... acquaintance of my sister's from ages ago. I thought he had died of old age by now.
Oh no use beating around the bush. He was a brilliant mage and historian, and had fallen in love with Luna. Yet he never dared confront her directly, as he was but a "lowly unicorn, unfit for a glorious Alicorn like Luna" as he put it. After I had to banish her, he took it very personally, accusing me of doing it only to spite him. He vowed revenge, but I never imagined he would... or even that he could do something like this."
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>>2186323
"Oh this is rich. What do you need us to do?"
>>
>>2186323
What do we do now? Go back to the catacombs and just start killing stuff?
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>>2186323
Waht if we collapse the catacombs?
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>>2186323
Resurrecting a Draconequus just because of some silly grudge? That's really excessive
I guess we'll have to stop him before he can complete his plan
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>>2186365
Name.
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>>2186374
>"YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING SO LONG AS MY BONES REMAIN STANDING"
It seems Gracious has something against you blowing up all those who died serving equestria.
>>2186365
"We need to form a plan. We can either wait for them to bring out their forces, then attack them with all we have-"
>"ASSAULT THE CATACOMBS WITH WHATEVER ARMIES WE CAN MUSTER AND TAKE THE FIGHT TO THEM"
"Find their hidden pathways in and out of the catacombs and take them by surprise with a small elite strike force"
>or infiltrate
>then strike from within
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>>2186446
>"Find their hidden pathways in and out of the catacombs and take them by surprise with a small elite strike force"
I'm for this plan
>>
>>2186446
Jeez relax man, do you want them raising your friends?
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>>2186446
I remain in my corner and watch them argue.
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>>2186446
There's no reason we can't do both. We sneak in with a group of elite guards and mages and do as much damage as we can. Once we get caught or the enemy is in disarray we signal you with the pendants you gave us and the regular army moves in through every opening that can be found.
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>>2186508
>I dropped my name
Now I feel the shame
>>
>>2186508
At least put your name on
>>
>>2186508
Celestia asks you directly to comment on the plan.
The twins seem interested in hearing your opinion as well.
Everyone is waiting.
>>
>>2186537
"How could I know? I am merely but a foolish pawn, yapping about my beliefs."
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>>2186583
More like yapping about "righteousness" and superiority.
>>
>>2186583
>>2186599
STOP ARGUING
JESUS CHRIST YOU GUYS
>>
>>2186606
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>>2186583
"You are what you make of yourself. Your devotion is a guide for your journey, but it can never be all that exists within you. It is times like these where ponies find the greatness within them, or die trying. Do not yet lay down your arms, for your moment of glory could still be ahead."
>>
>>2186627
"Celestia, my Princess...
I bow down before her, keeping my head as low as I can.

I apologise if I ever offended or bothered you, but just I wanted to let you to know, that your presence, your existence, your very essence gives me such strength, such willpower, and such determination that I could never hope to muster from anyone else, or from anything in Equestria or beyond.
I know you don't like me, and that being near me and my petty orisons are a nuisance to you, but I just wanted to tell you that I'll never stop believing in you, and I'll die sooner than giving up my faith in you.
I'm sorry. I'll try not to annoy you further in the future. I'm sorry. I know I don't deserve the gifts you gave me. I'm sorry. I promise I'll try to be worthy to crusade in your name. I'm sorry."

After that, I take some steps back, with my head still kept low to the ground, and try to hide my tears, but continue to speak.

"We should fake an attack. Have them march their troops against ours, and then strike with a small group and attack the inner workings, kill the leaders, and destroy their hopes in ressurecting that monster."
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>>2186689
>9
"Rise, Radiant.
Though I may not approve of all your words, deeds or methods, it is not coincidence that causes my light to shine upon you."
She smiles, winks and turns back to her generals.

"It seems the vote is cast. We will locate an entrance to the inner catacombs and strike at their heart with a small team of elite warriors. Then, when possible, we send in everything we have through the main gates"
Valiance rises.
"I REQUEST PERMISSION TO LEAD THIS MISSION. I should've died four centuries ago, and this suicide mission will be proof of my penance."
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>>2186801
Im ok with this.
>>
>>2186801
If he really wants to, why not.
>>
>>2186801
I'm ready if everyone else is.
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>>2186832
bah
>>
>>2186801
"But we must lure them out somehow, so the strike group won't have to bother with their main force."

"Cloak, Dagger, do you have any idea how?"
.
.
"And, I apologise for my harsh words. You really truly serve Equestria and the Princess."
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>>2186801
Well I guess I'm fine with that.
"What happened to the laddie we brought with us?"
>>
>>2186859
>To each of us falls a task
>If ours is to die standing, so be it
>We can get in there with ease
>But getting out is going to be much harder
>We suggest a two-pronged assault
>Force their bulk to defend the main gates
>Then strike at their back when their focus is shifted
>>2186867
He is in the dungeons if you want to have a chat.
>>2186813
>>2186818
>>2186832
>"I WILL EITHER JOIN YOU, OR LEAD THE HEAD ON ASSAULT. MY PLACE IS IN THOSE TOMBS, AND I WILL BE THERE TO RECOVER IT."
>>
>>2186970
He should join us, Glorious is going to lead the attack right?
>>
>>2186970
I want him with us in case we end up have to fight an undead Draconequus.
>>
>>2186970
You should join us.
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>>2187034
Again with the names and the forgetting.
>>
>>2186970
"That's what I was thinking. But they must know about our attack, so they will mass their forces to those gates, and leave them vulnerable on the inside. You two should find a back enterance that we can use when the frontal attack is started."
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>>2186970
They put the kid in the dungeon? I know he's undead and all but geez
>>
>>2187075
No the unicorn cultist is there.
The kid is still at the royal hospital
>>2187050
>We know of a few.
>Indeed one was where we got this gem
>It is in the poor district
>Another lies outside the city, hidden under a fake boulder
>There must be many others we have not found
>We can join you
>But in our current condition we may not make it back alive
>>2186998
>>2187034
>>2187044
>"I WILL JOIN YOU THEN. IT WILL BE JUST LIKE OLD TIMES, VALIANCE."
"That it will, commander."

Celestia suggests you get any other business you have here out of the way and tie up any loose ends. Not all of you might return from this mission.
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>>2187150
I'd like to visit the kiddo.
>>
>>2187150
We need some clerics to heal Cloak and Dagger.
Also I require bandages, bombs and a new pretty dress.
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>>2187150
"You should rest and heal. My only concern is what we do if someone escapes while we are inside, and part of their main force turns on us and corners us in there."
>>
>>2187150
Are there spellbooks in the royal archives?
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>>2187150
Me the Preacher, and a few more of us know heal, right? Let's all cast Heal on them.
>>
>>2187272
Where is the preacher btw?
>>
>>2187272
"I will do my best to heal them, if they allow me to do so."
>>
>>2187182
>>2187230
>>2187272
>Perhaps it is best we retire to the royal hospitals now
>Any of you are free to join us if you need anything from there
>>2187263
Yes. Grogar's notes are also there if you wish to study them.
>>2187193
You have access to the Canterlot Armoury if you do desire.
And Canterlot is know for high fashion.

>>2187302
>We permit you
>But please, let us do it at the hospitals
>For the sake of swiftness
Before you leave, Celestia asks if her armour has served you well. Looking down you realize the dagger that almost ended your life has split the sun decoration over your heart in half.
>>
>>2187351
I'll head to the archives to study Grogar's notes and maybe learn a new spell then, the others can call me when they're ready.
>>
>>2187351
Well let's escort them to the royal hospital. Maybe I can learn a thing or two about being a better healer while I am there.
>>
>>2187351
Walk them to the hospital then pick my supplies and dress.
>>
>>2187351
"Yes, it did, it even protected me from a Dragon with ease, but when I doubted you and myself, even a dagger managed to find it's way past it's defenses... I was careless and let my anger control me, and it almost cost me my life... and now I wear my shame as I let your Sun shatter... But I'll still do my best to bring Light into the darkness!"
>>
>>2187410
You understand them perfectly. It is like they were written with you in mind. The words whisper themselves in your ears as you pick up your staff and give this new spell a try.
You see a mouse skittering across the floor. Transfixed and frozen by your gaze of death it slowly moves towards you. Your hoof glows with dark power as you touch it and feel its life drain away into you.
The mouse falls over, a dead, withered corpse, but you feel slightly revitalized.
>Zebro has gained spell: SOUL DRAIN
Do you wish to study further?
>>2187458
"Then let my light guard your heart as it guides your hoof. These may be one of the last times we meet. If there is anything more you need of me, just ask."
>>2187444
You get your pretty dress repaired. It is now a VERY pretty dress.
Also you get 10 Grenades and 10 Firebombs.
>>2187427
At the royal hospital, Cloak and Dagger retire to be healed. The child is in the west wing, and you can study the medical library in the east wing.
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>>2187612
I'll go study in the medical library.
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>>2187612
Go back with my sister to the castle.
>>
>>2187612
I'll go to the west wing.
>>
>>2187612
Study as long as the others are away.
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>>2187651
You study some texts on the way nerves and pain response work.
You have learned the spell: PAIN IMMUNITY
Those affected will not be slowed down by wounds, but can easily forget hoe badly they are hurt.
>>2187666
>666
As you near the castle, you have a vision.
In it, Canterlot burns under a blood-soaked moon as a colossal creature of twisted bone proclaims his victory where his brothers failed.
The vision passes, and it is once again a nice day.
>>2187685
The kid is playing with a ball. His head is still gross and messed up, but it no longer bleeds and some of the fur has grown back.
>>2187691
The words continue to whisper to you. You listen and understand. You know Grogar intended for you to read this. You are sure of it.
You may begin the ritual to create a phylactery if you so desire.
>>
>>2187612
I bow down before her.
"You gave me your armor, your tiara and horseshoes, but most of all, you gave me forgiveness and kindness.
I couldn't ask for anything more...
Just let me bring Light in Your name, and let me be Your helpful hoof for those who are worthy of Redemption, and Your Wrath on those who don't."

"And if I survive this and serve you well, maybe you could repair the Sun plate... If I come back, I want to come back as a worthy champion, and if I don't... I want to be buried as one. But for now, it will remind me."
>>
>>2187776
"how're ya doin', champ?"
>>
>>2187776
Inform the princess about my vision.
Im a prophet now?
>>
>>2187776
What's the ritual like?
>>
>>2187814
In some sources the method of becoming a lich is referred to as the Ritual of Becoming or Ceremony of Endless Night. The process is often described as requiring the creation and consumption of a deadly potion, the Elixir of Defilation, which is to be drunk on a full moon; although the exact details of the potion are described differently in various sources, the creation of the potion almost universally entails acts of utter evil, such as using as an ingredient the blood of an infant slain by the potential sorcerer's own hand, or other, similarly vile components. The potion invariably kills the drinker but if the process is successful it rises again some days later as a Lich. Occasionally, this metamorphosis occurs by accident as a result of life-prolonging magic.
>>
>>2187776
I keep studdying.
>>
>>2187836
I know, I want to know how it works in DM's quest
>>
>>2187858
If you do something vile I will slap your shit, just a heads up
>>
>>2187869
I'm not evil
>>
>>2187869
You won't if you don't ever find out about it.
>>
>>2187790
"I'm good, and the ponies here are nice. When can I go home?"
>>2187814
You will need the lifeblood of an innocent to anoint a vessel to store your soul should you die. Then, of course, you will need to kill yourself to try it out.
>>2187785
"Is that all? I was hop... expecting you to-"
>>2187812
"-This is worrying news. If he has already regained enough power to cast visions, he must be nearly back to life."
>>2187849
>9
Though it seemed you had exhausted the library in your studies, you still manage to find some new information in an old, dusty tome.
It is a very taxing spell, and a very old one, but also very potent.
>You learned the spell: Healing Aura - you can heal everyone near you at once, but it is very difficult to cast.
>>
>>2187979
Do I just need blood or do I need to kill an innocent?
>>
>>2187979
How difficult?
>>
>>2187979
"I'm not sure. You'd have to ask the healers about that."
>>
>>2188004
They must die by your hand.
They must not die willingly.
>>2188020
You give of your own life to aid those of others. It was abandoned as too dangerous by most healers. A miscast might prove lethal.
>>
>>2188051
I'm not killing an innocent, even if it's required to become a lich.
Look for other things to learn.
>>
BRB 5 MINUTES
>>
>>2188051
>>2188090
Before I go want to talk with Cloak and Dagger maybe I can learn something from them.
>>
>>2187979
"You were hoping for what, My Princess? I don't want to fail your expectations! You may ask me anything, and I'll do it. Or ask me to ask for anything. But knowing that I may serve as Your Champion, and you already gave me so much, I couldn't possibly ask for more."

Then muse, maybe to bring the Sun's Light with me everywhere could be good...
>>
>>2188069
The writing insists.
It tells you you are too great to remain mortal.
There are many who would not be missed.
Poor and homeless. Wayward children. Nameless spies. Condemned criminals.
All yours for the taking
And eternal life as your reward
>>2188048
"But the healers said you told them that they cant let me go back!"
>>2188109
>Ah, the beautiful Dawn
>Come to see us before death is our common destiny?
>Our techniques are the product of years of training
>But here, take this.
>It is not as good as the real thing
>But works even without the added help
You have gained the skill: VANISH
You may disappear and reappear a short distance away.
>>2188115
"Oh just a silly little thing. Pay no mind to it."
>>
>>2188159
Wait, can I revive them right after I kill them?

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