New pony General. Fresh and hot from the oven. Just like Grandma used to makeOLD HORSE >>2163317
>rape
which pone would you most like to cum inside
>>2165017>fast
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>>2165017GOD DAMN IT co!
>>2165041Rarity
>/co/ in charge of winning (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ
FUCKING ORKS
>>2165006How the fuck did I end up linking to the /b/ thread?Oh well.
>Los Tiburon
>/CO/ >/CO/ >/CO/ >/CO/ >/CO/ >/CO/ >/CO/ >/CO/ >/CO/ >/CO/ >/CO/ >/CO/ >/CO/ >/CO/ >/CO/ >/CO/ >/CO/ >/CO/ >/CO/ >/CO/ >/CO/ >/CO/ >/CO/ >/CO/
ANOTHER GOAL, GOD FUCKING DAMN IT /co/ GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
I'm rooting for /tg/ anywayNot that I care about something silly like soccer
>>2165006Just reposting because maybe we're already migrating. Please disregard if you've already read this.Just go through a list of the sights/senses and try to set up the scene in your head - what are the sheets like? Are there sheets? Is this a literal roll in the hay? Does the cool night air kiss at the sweat they've built up, making every brush of their fingers all the more exquisite?Are there smells? Does she smell-taste-feel like sweet Bubble Yum? Is there just a splash of Jack Daniel's on his shoulder from screwing around behind the bar earlier?That sort of thing helps.
ORK TIMEWE'S ALL GONNA DIE
>>2165004>>2165004Okay, silly and cute, that works!
>>2165075Never forget.
>>2165070SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!COMMIT SUBARU AT ONCE!
>>2165070Boys, I think we have a spy!
>>2165052Thanks, I think that helped a bit.>>2165060I haven't even reached the porn part yetBut I feel some kind of weird motivation to do well because of rampant waifufaggotry.Also I'll try watch the female friendly stuff.
>>2165084Already ahead of you, The knife is out and ready.Will you be second, anon? >>2165090I have never been on the /b/ thread once.How that happened is a mystery,
>>2165090Actually, some people lurks both threads, they already admitted it
>>2165081Anthro with pony hooves freaks me the fuck out
>>2165070
>>216507510/1010 out of fucking 10
>double own goalSHIT /co/ WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZ
>>2165090Oh! Damn! What gave it away?
/tv/ vs. /fa/ now
>>2165078>soccerlel
>>2165079I'm betting the problem is that the anon in question is a virgin, and therefore doesn't actually know how sex feels.From last thread:>>2165086Yes, and that's an intentional choice on my part. I like to keep the scope of my fics narrow so I can put more focus into the particulars and not lose myself because I can't remember what I wrote ten thousand words ago. I also have a short attention span, so.
>you will never make a grown woman cry
>>2165075The 'And that was the story of how I made it to level four.' is the part that always gets me.
>>2165119>/tv/ vs. /fa/ Booooooring
Ew, soccer.
>>2165128But I already did.Multiple times.Poor mother...
>>2165128I've made my mother cry multiple times
>>2165125Even within your scope it's short bro
>>2165125> how sex feels> that feelMan, it's hilarious how many >feels describe how intimate sex is for men and women bothand just how weird it feels when they're goneand you're convinced no one wants that with you at allagainever
>>2165119I would root for /fa/ but they really don't give a shitso let /tv/ win since they probably would
>>2165138Yeah, but next one is /wg/ vs. /g/, that's gonna be good
>>2165125>never got past second base
>You will never be stuffed full in every hole with pony semen>You will never neglect washing it off, just letting it soak into your lush coat>You will never fall asleep with your head in your husbandu's crotch, his enormous cock supporting your head, his squirming balls brushing against your lips with each breath he takes>You will never wake up in the middle of the night to the sensation of him having gotten rock hard and is trying to stick his dick in your mouth without waking you up>You will never let him, pretending to be asleep as your tongue caresses him lazily>You will never go back to sleep, your mouth full of musky, potent seed
>>2165144>>2165152>I just wish you would apply yourself a little more. And whatever happened to that girl who you used to hang out with?
>ponytail dash>rope
>>2165179She never existed.
>>2165182Oh my
>>2165156You have any advice on how to make things longer without shitting out superfluous garbage? If I'm legitimately omitting things in my fics, I need to hear it.>>2165157Hey wow, thanks for rocketing me back into my emo mode that was plaguing me last week. And I thought I was over it.
>>2165182What the fuck happened, tiara? Did you decide to go backwards? That looks much worse than your last piece
>>2165179Mother, you know we broke up. It just didn't quite work out with her. Stop pestering me about getting a girlfriend!
>>2165194It's still a sketch, I assume.
>>2165194It's clearly not finished, man
>>2165179Jokes on you, I've never had female friends
>>2165182looking forward to ityour shit has been improving a lotalmost SB-tier
HAHAHA /fa/ggots
>>2165177Y'know, I fancy women, mostlyBut this past week I've been watching videos over and over of guys cumming hands-free, tooling at their ass, some cryOkay that last part was trolling but seriouslyThere's some cry in that god I want to suck on that and make them shiver and feel them spurt down my throat.Acceptable yes/no?
>>2165177>You will never fall asleep with your head in your husbandu's crotch, his enormous cock supporting your head, his squirming balls brushing against your lips with each breath he takesThe fuck kind of sleeping position is that?
>>2165177Sparkler pls join Ross in the friendoff
>You'll mother will never be a pony
>>2165203Unless you want to fuck her, you're not really missing anything
>>2165182whats going on under Dash's asshole? is that a dildo penetrating it or something pending insertion? also is that lyra and bon bon?
>>2165194>>2165194> tiara> arttwo incompatible things, bro
>>2165194rough sketch atm, a lto of adjustemnts to go. also fuck i meant to spoiler it.
>>2165177>you will never wake up, hours later, to find his semen has dribbled from your mouth and down your cheek>you will never take a deep breath and smell his musk all around you>you will never lick your lips and moan happily at the salty residue>you will never look over at him and find him still sleeping>you will never crawl under the blanket and put yourself face to face with his flaccid shaft, before waking it up with a nuzzle>you will never lovingly service it, giving him the best wakeup you can, before swallowing every drop of his glorious seed>you will never return the favour by making him breakfast--you've already had yours
>>2165193> emo modeI'm sorry I >triggered thatBut honestly you won't stop feeling that for some time, your depression is part of a neurochemical imbalance (as part of depression) that takes a long time to clear. Go outside, walk around the park, see some new things, get out of the rut.Hell, go to the art museum. Catch a concert you never, ever would have before.Don't make it a "fuck you I'm more interesting than she knew!". Just get out there and do some stuff and it will get better.
>>2165226Looks like Lyra and bon Bon, yeah. Maybe based on that one image of Dash running around with a ponytail, and the two grabbing her and running off to break her in.
>>2165228[x] slam dunked
>>2165193Just longer and more visceral descriptions, mostly.
>>2165228Still better than anything you can do
>>2165230>hurr I maek pony pron, am I cool yet?
>>2165231>>2165177does it have to be mai husbandu? id prefer my pony futawaifu
>>2165231> wanting to wake up a male partner with mouth loveGoddamn it GET OUT OF MY HEAD
>>2165244I'd rather not do anything than to draw cheap and shitty porn.
>>2165246You must be new here
>>2165244see>>2165246you are pathetic
>>2165216a deliciously subservient onethe last few drips of his semen, late to the party though they are, will dribble down onto your face from there
>>2165244We seem to be running low on good drawfags these days.
>>2165223
>>2165260How does it feel to be so beta?
>>2165230You know would be cool on the more 34 side from you, is a more subtle drawing. Like instead of semen and juices fllying everywhere, just like 2 ponies going at it happily.
>Your waifu will never increase your phallic disposition with magic
>>2165272No. THIS is my waifu.
>>2165272
>>2165293>your waifu will never replace it with the opposite gender's and go to town on you
>>2165294That's not Rover.
>>2165236Oops! She actually left me because I was too wild, crazy, and interesting. I just wasn't conducive to the lifestyle she wanted in the long term.>>2165243Okay, I haven't been doing much reading recently, so I'll put SpitfirexSoarin part 2 on hold for now and do some research. Without my hand down my pants, I promise.
Question time. Think of your favorite pony. Got it?She now have an episode where it on her point of view. No plot other just watching what going on with her daily life. How would the show turn out and would you like it?
>>2165252I also want to sit under the table while he eats, pull him into the bushes while we're out and about, and discover for myself whether one man can produce enough semen to live off
>>216531922 minutes of Rainbow Dash nappingGenius
>>2165312Rover is my brofucompletely different
>>2165293Either Rarity is a size queen or pony porn art has led you all to think penis sizes are disproportionate.
>>2165319>A day in the life of Princess CelestiaFuck yeah
>>2165319>an episode from the POV of PinkieMy life would be complete
>>2165309>that feel when you've actually had fantasies about getting fucked by your futa waifu
>>2165294
>>2165324... You knew this was coming up.
>>2165336That feel when imagining feeling that hot, rock-hard candy-flavored cock of your favourite futa pony sliding into your ass as your favourite pone sucks you off from beneath you.
>>2165319>PinkieHOLY SHIT YES OH GOD 10/10
>>2165319Twilight, because I'm certain the one episode I 'tune in' to will be like the finale to Tatami Galaxy. There is no Rose Colored Campus Life! Just Life!
>>2165319AFID all over again.
>>2165319I'd watch it every day
Goddammit, I admitted to another person I fap to ponies.I mean it's just some buddy on the net, and he's one of those outside of the boat bronies, but I'm just getting concerned about how loose my lips are getting.I mean he knew I was writing fapfiction and stuff , and was writing for those "Anon in Equestria" threads, but man, I always told him I didn't, fuck.
>>2165337
>>2165319Yes, yes I'd love it because I love everything she does and it would be fun to see her hopping and jumping and singing the whole day
>>2165351Why would you need to know how your futa waifu's cock taste if it was sliding into your ass.Why can't it just taste like a normal cock? Those are delicious.
>>2165327God that little blue horse is so cute. i just want to cuddle up with her on that cloud, and gently snuggle with her all night.
>>2165373I'm not gay.
>>2165363Frankly I don't like anything about you or you sad post
>>2165364Same artist that did this?
>>2165378>I'm not gay though
>>2165351Believe me, I've thought about thisJust with all guysOkay, alright, a woman with a strapon and maybe her subby boyfriend sucking me off.>>2165339I'd be sure to take lots and lots of Pygeum and Lechitin et al to maximize the load he drinks down that slender muscular throat as he groans happily into the hilt of my cockGODDAMN IT HOW IS THIS PONY DISCUSSION 2hLKJHEGRLHJGW
>>2165383I don't see the name on that one . SO I don't know
>>2165351Actually I was thinking more along the lines of her thick, thumping shaft pushing between the new-found hole in my legs and filling me up while my inexpert, albeit enthusiastic, tongue lapped against the glorious cyan shaft held so temptingly in front of my face
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woSm-KTwe-YIs your body ready MLPG
>>2165364
>You will never vidja with a god
Am I the only one who doesn't fantasize about taking a horse dick up my ass
>>2165272But that's Dino-Fag's waifu...
>>2165376>that feelI'd be her big spoon foreveror she could be, I don't really mindI just want to feel her chest rise and fall against me, and see her little nose wiggle in front of my eyesI want to stroke her wing and watch her ear twitchI want, more than anything else, to see her smile
>>2165226the tldr: rarity/pinkie get back at dash for dumping in the desert with the haircut/spreading rumors>>2165280ima try.
>>2165402Oh god co-op on the NES Battletoads was horrendousAlso hahaha she's eating sun chips
>>2165402> Sun Chip bits down her front, staying on her stacked rackYeahYeah, I'm into that
>>2165398Well, that was fairly unpleasant.
>>2165402Why is twilight wearing a garterbelt
>>2165398seeing that camel bleed out and going "AWWW WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" while it dies. That's bloody awful
>>2165407I wouldn't mind if I were a girl, but generally no. I don't want a horse dick up my ass.
>>2165407You're not alone, bro
>>2165376This is assuming you got a spell for that cloud or you a Pegasus. Otherwise, down you go.
Okay, with all the dick talk going on in here, I figure it's safe to ask if any anons have an idea for a bi-male clopfic.
>>2165414>dashfags
Well, it's time to be a useless piece of crap and not get anything done.What should I do instead of being productive?
/tv/ won, now /wg/ vs. /g/TOOOOOODAAAAASSSSS
>>2165430>agent_smith.png
>>2165424Would you encourage your stacked girlfriend to eat messily, so you could lick bits of food and drink off of her breasts?
>>2165399I dub youSnakefag
>>2165398BUT WHY.
>>2165434I'd like to be a pegasusI'd make such a pretty pegasus
>That feel when you have nobody to play with in LoL but you're level 10 and don't know the ropes so you're afraid to play alone
>>2165444>implying other xponefags dont want the same thing with their waifu>implying dispite being a dashfag i wouldent want the same thing with any other pone
>>2165407I don't at all. Maybe the other way around but otherwise. no.>>2165447Be productive.
>>2165453link
>>2165460Yes.
>>2165460No, I'm just saying that's a thing. It's nice to see a Sun Goddess get tit-chip-bits like everyone else.
>>2165447videogames
>>2165475http://streamchan.com/?name=barrel_roll
>>2165428Why is Celestias' shoulder talking?
>>2165407I just wanna put my human dick up a horse ass.
>>2165484>Stallman is GK.Pffthahhaha
>>2165398kill all sand niggers
>>2165434im sure if i wasnt a pegasus, Twilight would be happy to oblige us assuming we both wanted this. Im not one for non-consensual snuggeling
>>2165467That's how halal meat is made.Cutting arteries while the animal is still wide awake, can't use stuff like captive bolt pistols to daze the animal because Allah doesn't like it.
>>2165478You sure you wouldn't want her to catch your eye, and nod down to her considerable cleavage.>"It'd be a shame for all this to go to waste..."
>>2165507Allah seems like a pretty reasonable guy
>>2165428Garters are little straps used to hold up stockings. A garter belt is something for them to attach to.Twilight is wearing stockings, is she not?
>>2165474FUCK YOUR SHIT TWILIGHTIM ON VACATIONBOOYAH
>>2165460Pinkie eating like a slob at a party, Rarity freaking out at the mess she's causing. Rarity cleans it all off her tits with her tongue.Sounds like a good clopfic.
>>2165515You talking shit about my Allah?
>>2165514Dude, I'd just wipe it off with a towel.Not even sure if I'd "go for it"Because I tell you, the going would not be got.
>>2165507What the hell is a "captive bolt pistol"
>>2165529 Budhaa could kick Allahs ass
>>2165523>humanisedyou need to break into a good little horsefucker one of these days, pwah.
>>2165538What the bad guy in "No country for old men" usedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr00arV2XIw
>>2165540>budhaaAHAHAHAHNigga come back when you worship a true cool godZeus masterrace reporting in
>>2165534She'd tell you that you missed a spot, grab your wrist, and make you wipe again. Except this time she's guiding your hand, and forces you into her cleavage.Then she grabs you between the legs, squeezes, and grins. The going is going to be had.
>Soccer gameshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW7ghR-orbA
>>2165544> good little horsefuckerI have to admit, the smell of sweet sweet hay and the most manageable set of hips to hold while railing a marshmallow equine may appeal to someBut uhnah, bro, nah.
>>2165563>Calling football soccer
>That feel when you haven't done anything productive int the past six days other than master bating constantly and playing ARMA 2.http://vocaroo.com/i/s00ELHuqeFzsOh god there's 4 days left. Please kill me
>>2165538It's what we use to slaughter cows. 'captive bolt' is used to designate a pistol that doesn't actually fire a bullet; it's more of a handheld piston than a pistol. You press it up against the animal's forehead, pull the trigger, it blows through and destroys the brain, killing it instantly and almost painlessly.
>>2165544I'll trade you a horsefucking fic for a humanized one, real talk. I'll even put in extra attention to more visceral descriptions, like you said.Unless that wasn't you that said that, because I'm bad at 4chan when trips are off.
>>2165561Not sure if I really want sex right now, thanks Celestia-> then she breaks out the straponUhNoNo, bro, no
>>2165563HAHHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHHA
>>2165507I think I like Kosher slaughter better.At least they do it so the animal passes out quickly.Isn't part of Halal slaughter that the animal HAS to be conscious through the whole thing?
>>2165579what, like... me writing humanised? Man but I'd feel dirtybutokay, game on. It'll be a while until I have the time, but game on.
>>2165572Select your captive bolt pistolThen select your cow
>>2165580Hey, if you swallow your pride and take back what you said now, she'll settle for riding you cowgirl for the next three hours. She's having you one way or the other, and you started it after all.
>>2165556>Zeus>the guy who had to rape women disguised as an animal to get laidBitch pleaseAt least chose a real god of thunder
>>2165563Scratch is a very slutty mare
>>2165602Dude, noShe just had some chip fall-outAin't no way for the head of state to beAlso it'd be a little complicated, seeing as I have a girlfriend and kind of angling for a boyfriendSo no, she gotta respect some boundariesAlso fuck that, unless she gives me boner pills this whole series of events is going to get cancelled before Sweeps Week.
>>2165590Let's do this shit bro.You have any request or ideas for my end of the trade?
Wow that match is really good
>>2165572Only it doesn't necessarily kill the animal immediately, but mauls the brain so that the animal is stunned and can't feel pain.Of course the animal will die after a while do to having it's brain turned into a box of legoes, but the heart and such keep pumping right after administering.Trust me, I've worked on farms.
>>2165619Send her MLPG's way, I'm sure there are enough of us to last for a total of three hours.
>>2165627Of course, it doesn't touch the brain stem. I've always considered brain dead equal to dead, but you're right.
>>2165583That's the point if I've understood correctly.Doesn't bother me as much as it does some people because the animal will bleed to death within minutes, but it's still pretty silly considering there are more painless options to slaughter animals.
>>2165630> a total of three hoursDudeThere are only like 30 regulars nowEven if you can imagine lasting five minutes with that woman, that only puts you over two hoursAnd let's be honest, most of us would spurt before she even brushes you with her hand
>>2165625everyone would probably shout at me for my OC x Dashsohow about something nice and easy and sexy like something TwiDash?
>>>/v/140800000
>>2165630shotgun ass!
>>2165648Ahahaha.
Oh fuck /g/ get it together
>>216564230 regulars at a time, and besides, she's a goddess; if you think she can't keep you edging for as long as she needs to, you're out of your mind.
>>2165649> shotgun assDudeThat sounds VERY VERY DANGEROUSBuckshot to her rectum, blood everywhereI'm sure that'll get someone here off in a big way
>>2165648what was it?
>>2165648>404Someone got a screencap?
>>2165645Naw naw naw, I'm gonna go in balls deep. Balls fucking deep, mang.Gimme details about your OC on FiMfiction or something
>>2165668Twilight Sparkle get
>>2165648lol it 404d
>>2165669It was:So whos your favorite pony /v/? Mine is video-games
>>2165674Ijust TwiDash is fine but if you must there are plenty of pictures on my user page
>>2165669This and the usual responses
>>2165669Got it.
>>2165668>>2165669
>>2165665Well thanks for killing my boner. I just wanted to be the first one to be balls deep in Celestia's anus. Is that so much to ask?
>>2165687>>2165690I will push you both off our world.
>>2165690>>2165687>>2165685Hehuehuehuh
>>2165687>>2165685lel
>>2165690>>2165687>>2165685The buttmad must have been glorious
>>2165669.....MY CAP IS BETTER
>>2165680>>2165668>>2165669http://archive.foolz.us/v/thread/140797704/#140800000I don't know why I'm always automatically redirected to this website when I click a 404'd link but here you go
>>2165697Not at all, most of the replies were dubs guy
>>2165692>Is that so much to ask?Not if you promise to keep your hands on her breasts so I have something interesting to look at as I thrust upwards into her snatch.
>>2165704I think it's a 4chanx feature?
Oh god /v/ is as pathetic as always.
>>2165680
>>2165704>>4chan x has this functionality
>>2165708>>2165704Yeah, it's a 4chan X feature
>>2165707>>2165692Just fuck already.
>>2165713What kind of post is that
>>2165716WHOA it's true! Good
>>2165707bluhhh now I want to get back to working on my Celestia/Luna gangbang fic, but it's too hard to write with a boner
>>2165713>>>4 (Dead)chan x EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>2165641You can't explain some things - but at least shechita slaughter TRIES to be humane on some level.
>>2165722What kind of question is that?
>>2165727>>>>4 (Dead) (Dead)chan x It keeps happening!
>>2165733>>>>>4 (Dead) (Dead) (Dead)chan x The fuck is wrong with you guys
>>2165726> hard to write with a bonerNo, no, it's hard to write with a mounting arousal when you hate your penis.So I hear, anyway.
>>2165726...Celestia and Luna being gangbanged by who?
hueuhehu epic gets.
>>2165733>>>>>4 (Dead) (Dead) (Dead)chan x
Fuck /wg/
>>2165747>>>>>4 (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead)chan x
>>2165745Guards, I think.
>>2165740>>>>>4 (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead)chan x what are you guys doing
>>2165757>>>>>>4 (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead)chan x WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>2165760>>>>>>4 (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead)chan x
What the fuck are you guys even doing
>>2165771What the hell is happening?
we (Dead)chan
>>21657604chan X, bro; turns any instance of >> followed by a number into a link to that post number. The guy who started the chain accidentally used >> instead of >, so >4chan X came out >>4 chan XAnd 4chan X labels dead links.
>>2165743I usually don't get boners when I write clop if I don't start out with one. If I do, I just tab out, take care of it, and get back to work.>>2165745Royal guard. The plot (pffft) is that they're on vacation, and Celestia decides it's time to teach Luna about how to properly have fun.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/20348/A-Day-of-Vacation
>>2165771>>>>>>>4 (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead)chan x
>>2165777I DON'T KNOW
>>2165780we >>1
>>2165784>>>>>>>4 (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead)chan x
>>2165783How many guards?
>>2165787>>24you
>>2165781No shit, Sherlock
we (ded)
>>2165796Well he asked...
>>2165801BUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>>>>>>>>4 (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead)chan x>
>>2165779Someone linked post "4", so it tells you it's a dead link.
>>2165809>>>>>>>>4 (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead)chan x
>mfw
I bet you guys can't get it to hit the character limit
>>2165032Whatever helps you sleep at night anon.>>2164864Pretty wings came out a bit dull, but I guess this is what I can manage on my own without a pose reference.Also, she's naked. I'd imagine after a long day, she'd just take off the royal gear and skip around the palace.
>>2165783>Using 'clop' to refer to fapfiction
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>4 (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead)chan x
>>2 >>4
>>2165839It's not a bad term
derpy is a very ugly pony
I feel like we've gotten off-track somehow
I fap to OC stories/chat logs so i won't feel dirty about it when i watch the show : <I'm also deluding myself into thinking cheeselegs wasn't a character for the same reasons.
>>2165845>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>4 (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead) (Dead)chan x
Only the >>4 can know peace from this evil
>>2165854GG will you draw me a pone?
>>2165854Glitter draw Rarity being drunk
>>2165854You're right, more PB taking faggoty pony dick would be nice.
>>2165854But how can they >rape her if they're faggoty ponies
>>2165793I dunno, I haven't actually gotten that far yet. I mean, since the guards are all interchangeable, it's just a question of how many I want on each of the girls at once. I'd like to get some double vag/double anal action on Celestia in there, but I'm pretty sure that would draw a lot of complaints.
>>2165854There is no trackOnly meaningless encountersJust remember that.
>>2165865They're not as gay as she thinks, of course.>>2165866No complaints here! Even better if she convinces Luna to try it, but it hurts too much so she gives up.
>>2165872Unless you're a railroading GM anyway.
>>2165835Its cute and your attempt on the wing is alright. Also..>I'd imagine after a long day, she'd just take off the royal gear and skip around the palace.Now my heart dying. Thanks for that.
>>2165866I dont like the double part but cant wait for it.
>>2165854>non animated png
>>2165866Bring in a whole slew of Night GuardsLet them have some interesting anatomy
>>2165854Glitter GlueI triple dog dare youto draw some Fluffy Pony abuse
>>2165877Damn, I was actually thinking exactly that.Well now I just want some MS art of Celestia getting gangbanged and loving it.
>>2165910>Not the tongue part
I HEAR YOU FAPPING
>>2165918Get the fuck out
>>2165923It should be blue like >>4
>>2165882Celestia without her royal gear is even more beautiful. I would love to just kill time with her.
>>2165919MS's Celestia is indeed awesome. Kinda wish he'd upgrade his art, but whatever.Maybe you should request it from him?
>>2165919so uhpwahwhat should I write (eventually)!
So the people that write clopfics don't actually like pony in that way right?You just do it for ironic reasons and get off to regular HUMAN women (or men)...Right?
>>2165882You're welcome anon. Thanks for the request and I'll see y'all later.Oh yeah, and in case ïmages of Breaburn being manly are still a thing, I'll just leave this here. He's being manly because he's wearling a pink shirt, and only real men wear pink. Or do they? You decide
>>2165958hahano.
>>2165958Both, in most cases.
>>2165958>not wanting to put your penis in pony
>>2165934Oh yeah, just curled up under her wing for a few hours.
Lel Batman
>>2165866I would be okay with that.
>>2165980Shouldn't his cape be wrapping most of his back
>>2165958I like the aspects of the character, whether pony or human. Though I can easily imagine myself having sex with either, but I'm not attracted to real horses/ponies.
It's not wrong if they're sentient and can talkOkay maybe it is but still we need some excuses here
>>2165996They have nice personalities?
>>2165980
>>2165958Sure bro, whatever helps you sleep at night.I like both human and pony. Sexually
>>2165940Uhh, hmm. How about PinkieXRarity? Bonus points if there's anal>>2165939I have no idea how to get a hold of MS.>>2165958I catch a fair amount of flak for only writing humanized fapfics.
>>2165866As in, 4 dicks at once?
>>2165862>Glitter draw Rarity being drunkokay~
>>2165959Actually, I wasn't a requester but I still like that picture. As for you question for that cute Braeburn you have done, does it matter in the end?>>2165934Who wouldn't? Alittle lunch together, discuss the day, and enjoy the view from up her castle. Then come relaxing time.
>>2165996It's not wrong if it's love.
>>2166012Raripie is cool beans, okayman I'm gonna feel so dirty
>>2166012No PWA request that LunaxCelestia anal.
>>2165993Yeah, should fix that.
>>2166012Doesn't he still use the 413chan pony boards?
>New Blue Foundation album>New Sigur Ros albumwhat is going on
>>2166017Hey GG draw Pinkie and Rarity singing while drunk
I LIKE ANIMAY
>>2166038>regenerating ice cream
>>2166050>Spike's greatest wish
>>2166017Spike is a gentleman, not taking advantage of a drunk girl.
Why pone is cat?
>>2166038man I'd love to peel Pinkie out of that suit
>>2166017> God if you were even a little bit older I would be all over you> Spike noted earlier she had said "You're a few years too young," and at the beginning of the night, "YOU ARE FAR TOO YOUNG." The distance - the gap - had decreased, proportionate to the rising heat in her cheeks.> And with that, Spike reaches for another margarita for her.
>>2166067Because cats are useless assholes and so are ponies
>>2166075>chistery's penis
>>2166064but it's gonna take some doing not to be taken advantage of BY a drunk girl
>>2166091Is that cum on fluttershy's face?
>>2166015Well she's gonna use her mouth and her hands too. If she's lying down face up, another dude could go for the titty fuck too. Gangbanging is quite the art.>>2166025What about humanized makes you feel dirty, if you don't mind my asking>>2166027Oops too late bro. You will get another chance for Celestia ravaging her little sister's anus with a strap-on the size of her arm.
>>2166091I'd take drive fluttershy home if you know what I mean
>>2166110>You will get another chance for Celestia ravaging her little sister's anus with a strap-on the size of her arm.You still have a chance.
>>2166109It's a drawn penis
>>2166087You rang?
>>2166109>Is that cum on fluttershy's face?no, it's ink
>>2166114I'd carry her out the door, put her in the back of my car, then make sure her seatbelt was securely fastened. I'd stop by a store on the way to her home for something to remove the marker from her face with, and leave it with a note saying 'look in a mirror, then use this' by her bedside, kiss her on the forehead, tuck her in, and sleep on the couch.
>>2166120>>2166127Ok, now I see it.
>>2166110it just feels wrong, y'knowthey're not really humans, so it's like shipping OCswhich... actually I wonder what that says about me
>>2166091>shipping
>>2165923There should be 3.
>>2166075>You're at a bar/club with your favorite pony - what's their drink of choice?
>>2166091>>2166110Hey, PWA, that picture GG drew has made me want to see a drunk humanized AJ x Dash x anon threesome story. Could I ask you for one?
>>2166110>Luna/Celestia gangbang with Royal Guards>It's humanizedYouffffffffffffffffffilthy casual.
>>2166144>shippingmore like>alcohol
>>2166159hey shut up.
>>2166152Applejack?Whiskey of course, and apple cider chasers
>>2166163You are shipping your waifu with the worst pony. Shame on you GG.
>>2166152Applejack - Scotch, mangTwilight - something very, very fruity, almost no liquor overtones - maybe a mimosa?Hell if I know the rest
>>2166152Ponies dont like to drink alcohol
>hating on humanizedThe hell's wrong with you people?
>>2166152>PinkieEverythingliterallyeverything mixed into one drink
>>2166177Dude-- why you gotta be like that, dude? Just-- just SHUT UP and let me have this, will you?! Jesus...!
>>2166178It's hard to drawI don't really hate it though
>>2166178I'll never know.
>>2166178I like it
>>2166163That is technically shipping, intoxicated or notI know this because I have a Masters in ponyscience
>>2166179So that would be a Long Island Ice Tea?
>>2166179>poured into a fishbowl>she pulls the straws out, picks up the bowl and pounds the whole thing down like a shot>she lets out a huge belch, shakes her head with a "brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr!" then says it needed more Triple Sec.
>>2166178It's gay I'd rather ponu
>>2166194Nasse draw pone! the fast blue one plz
>>2166152Being an alcoholic, I've thought long and hard about this.Twilight: Whiskey sourRarity: CosmopolitanApplejack: ApplejackPinkie: Whatever's in your glassRD: JagerbombFluttershy: Shirley Temple>>2166142Okay, I can see that. I guess humanizing non-human characters is one of my favorite things to see in fanart, so I naturally gravitate towards humanized fiction.>>2166155Uh yeah sure, I don't get requests very often (except for a guy who requested to read my fics out loud?!?!?!). Anything more specific than that you want?
>Snails teaching them to meditate through their heat, and not just giving in and fucking all of themSnails I am so disappointed.
>>2166209I can but I've only got pen and paper with me
>>2166194Nosso have you ever drawn Fluttermac?
>>2166214Fun fact: Applejack is trying to not think of her brother.Is there pony-form Applecest?
>>2166201Dash always gets the most animu-esque humanizations.
>>2166178I'd rather marry my pony waifu if she were in humanized form.
>>2166210>Anything more specific than that you want?If you could write it from a third person perspective. Or even better, a first person perspective
>>2166178Here's another one by the same artist, though I don't know the name.
>>2166224Not yetI forgot it in the middle of trying to become good
>>2166232> those looks> one excited, the other a little nervous> theirveryfirstthreesome.beginnings.pngOh fuckNo, boner NO
>>2166245Twilight looks really black in these
>>2166222would it eventually find its way to the General once drawn?
>>2166249how the fuck do you interpret these pics that way
What was up with last night? Did we really devolve into just sex and shit for a few hours straight there?
>>2166247No worries, then.
>>2166210>Twilight: Whiskey SourI dunno, dude- she doesn't seem like the type who likes whiskey. Maybe something fruitier-tasting?
FUCKING
>>2166254>implying that's bad
I went to London Comicon today and I managed to find a couple of decent pony cosplays. Most were ass or the people themselves didn't look to great. I only have two goddamn pony pictures here because the rest of the cosplays were either bad, boring or because I didn't manage to get a photo.Like the one girl who actually dyed her hair rainbow instead of just buying a clown wig, 8/10 would bang.I would also bang the Scootaloo and the Fluttershy here. Twilight looks a little terrified if you ask me.No I'm not Terse.
>>2166139>Not exiting the club five minutes after her before giving her instructions to call a cab and wait for you>Not paying the driver another $200 to forget having ever seen either of you>Not having the wildest horsefuck with Fluttershy until the wee hours of the morning>Not waking her up to a breakfast of a knife in the throat>Not throwing the body into the alligator-infested river near the local golf course after tapping her of blood>Not making blood sausages and a small good-luck charm from some of her feathers
>>2166270Maybe a Margarita? Ice-blended with flavorings when she needs something sweet, on the rocks with just the 3 ingredients when she has more self control?
>>2166278>Going to Cons
>>2166254If thats what the artist was going for, then i dont even mind this artists Twilight being black.
>>2166278I dont see scoots or FS or Twi in that picture. Do you have more? I actually would like to see some good cosplayers
>>2166278>TFW I mixed my images upfuckThe NMM in that pic was pretty good but I didn't get a great shot of them because the group was taking a break and I didn't want to bug them too much.
>>2166261pent up sexual frustration
>>2166259Maybe>>2166268Sorry, I know I promised
>>2166290Ooh, I wonder if she'd like daiquiris.
my dick is fresh and hot from the oven
ice cubes
>>2166245>>2166178I don't like these, they look too "hip" to be Twilight. She doesn't need to look like a dork with an oversized shirt and pocket protectors, but the jeans and face on this one, she doesn't look the part.
TWILY
http://youtu.be/ub0GzU56YMAYamino comes to steal your butter how do you deal with them?
>>2166304Only two pony pics, like I said the rest of them were either ass or I didn't manage to get a shot of them. The convention center was really fucking busy today, moreso than usual on a saturday.
>>2166306That flimflam is really passable. Not good, mind you, but not embarassing.And even though that spike and twi are both ugly fat chicks I've still got a raging erection because of the d/s play subtext in their posing.
>>2166308That feel
>>2166210Actually, let me refine this. Each character will have four picks: Cocktail, straight liquor, wine, and beer, in that order.Twilight: Whiskey sour, whiskey (any kind), chardonnay, HeinekenRarity: Cosmopolitan, Courvoisier, merlot, Don De DieuApplejack: Amaretto sour, applejack, apple wine (yes, this exists), Woodchuck ciderPinkie Pie: Flaming Dr Pepper, tequila, Franzia, Bud Light PlatinumRainbow Dash: Jagerbomb, Fireball, RD doesn't do wine, CoronaFluttershy: Shirley Temple, Triple Sec, Arbor Mist, Odoul's
>>2166309if you dont mind drawing it i could live with a maybe.
>>2166309Hey, I told you then what I'll tell you now; take as much time as you like. Wouldn't be the first time somebody broke a promise to me, anyway.
>>2166347>implying RD won't drink gallons of Sangria from the shitty punch bowl at parties
>>2166326>"C'mon, man. Do you really have to do that?"
>>2166306...Gotta agree with you, I would fuck that Fluttershy through the floor.
>>2166326Those butter they stealing are long overdue.They would never get to the good butter that the stores is hiding.
>>2166326>themOh fuck theres more of him?
>>2166306aww, no pics of the Dash cosplayer?
>>2166270You ever go drinking with a grad student? They drink fucking hard.>>2166240First person sex is kind of hard, but yeah I can definitely do third person. I was asking if you had anything in mind for kinks and whatnot.
>>2166365hahahahah
>>2166210>drinking with Rainbow Dash>get up to go the the bathroom>when you come out, look across the bar>she's not at her stool>Well, that's odd - where did she>you suddenly feel her arms around your waist, her head on your shoulder as she giggles drunkenly.>"Hiiiii, Anon.">Uh. Okay.>"Hey. C'mere... I gotta some... got somethin' ta sssay... wanna tell ya somethin'. C'mere.">her breath, smelling of Jagermeister, tickles your cheek as she lowers her voice, her grip around you tightening as she presses herself to your back.>"C'mere... shhh... listen...">"I'm... listening, Dash.">she blinks, then nods.>"Oh, right I knew that... okay... okay - you gotta listen good, though... 'cuz I'm only... only gonna say this one time... got it?">she leans in closer, her voice a whisper in your ear.>"I wanna ride you."
>>2166389> I was asking if you had anything in mind for kinks and whatnot.Nothing specific in mind. Thanks a bunch though.
>>2166361Oh actually, that's a good point.Yeah, she'd do that for wine.Or 4Loko, if you're willing to count that.
>>2166372They are gender fluid, stream can split to many rivers.
>>2166347I think Flootershai would partake in some Southern Comfort and some cidersMaybe some light but classy alcohols
>>2166347Twilight and Whiskey. Why Twilight and whiskey? She looks like a total lightweight to me.
>>2166400>C'merewhy is writing drunk people so easy?
>>2166387Unfortunately not. She was pretty smoking hot. Her hair was dyed partially rainbow. Kind of like how CL draws Dash in her shitty futashy comics. I figured I would probably see her again during the day but she never popped up.Here's one for Rose and all the other How To Train Your Dragonfags - I liked this one a lot, the dragon rig was fantastic. It looked better in motion though, I feel. The guy playing Hiccup looks pretty much perfect IMO, it's the hair that does it I think.
>>2166400I wouldn't say rape
>>2166412She'd probably drink nighttrain or other hobowine if that's all you had, too.
>>2166432Oh man there are a lot of obese people
>>2166400>im not imagining being on all fours with Dash sitting on my back yelling "giddy'up!">I rear back playfully imitating a neigh and she falls off giggling.
>>2166432>fat chickat least she's wearing that outfit over a full set of clothes and not trying to pull off the "slutty cosplay" look.Look at her face, though, she can tell you're gonna post this shit on the internet and a bunch of assholes like us are gonna laugh at her.I would degrade her then have angrysex with her
>>2166432Ah, much better
Sex.
>>2166443>She hops back on again and again, her breath getting a little more ragged each time>She starts grinding her hips on your back, her wet lips grinding against your spine as her back legs squeeze your ribs
What do you guys think of when you think of a human Twilight? Get really creative here. What physical traits? Accessories? What kind of shoes, etc?
here, have some good cosplay.
>>2166477Wonderful
>>2166486I think she has a book.
>>2166483i was trying to make it something cute, but if you want sexual ill let you continue.
>>2166483>She can't take it any more>She flips you over and starts riding your face>grinding the back of your head into the dirty bathroom floor>this shouldn't feel as good as it does
>>2166494unf
>>2166486I don't, I picture pone only.
>>2166494holy UNF
>>2166494That Rarityholy smokes
>>2166486I'll bet she has breasts
>>2166427Again, grad students (which are the RL analogue to what Twilight does in Ponyville) drink harder than anyone you've ever met. Also, don't forget the part where she's pouring the hotsauce into her glass in the first episode. She thought that was booze.>>2166415SoCo, light and classy? Da fuck?Well now I want a drunk orgy with all the main six. Fluttershy, being a non-drinker, tries to escape but gets pinned down by the others while Pinkie tongue-rapes her vagina.
>>2166494Is that glados in the background?
>>2166494Wow that rarity sure is SLUT!
>>2166429>>2166434>>2166443>you finish another lap of the bar, Dash latched onto your back, swinging an arm through the air as she yells "HI HO SILVER! MUSH!">you're a little surprised this is what she meant, but you have to admit this is kind of fun>the other bargoers seem to be enjoying the show as well.>when she finally wants to be let down, other girls ask you for a ride.
>>2166501>Coming to ponis for cuteI like cute too.
>>2166505
>hasbro making a white celestia toyAm I in a bizzaro universe where hasbro loves money
>>2166543>JJ in charge of product design
>>2166486I guess she wouldn't care much about fashion, mabey she'd wear something like a ratty old hoodie and joggers.
>>2166518The light and classy alcohols were an alternative, but if she were to drink heavy it'd be southern comfort because it's sweet
>>2166543>that blushGosh, she wants it bad
>>2166477nobody is allowed to crop my imageshave at you
>>2166494also heres my fav female cosplayer of all time with marvel zombies.
>>2166543They announced this toy like 4 months ago
>>2166547Does it make a sex joke when you press the button.
>>2166557why
>>2166529I love pone with alternate mane styles
>>2166543That was confirmed ages ago with a NMM, Vinyl and Zecora toy. Also >dat blush
>>2166543I'm hoping that they're finally beginning to realize how important the show really is. Key word being hoping.
>>2166494wow what a slut
>>2166543Pity she doesn't have pretty wings.I really want the blind bag version though.
>>2166569she's such a pretty ponyI'd love to make her feel so good
Afternoon MLPG!To those waiting on word of Rarity Quest, my plans have changed a bit.The new plan is to start tomorrow night at 8pm EST, due to real life complications about tonight. Sorry about that.Also, don't forget to support Toonami tonight /co/!Have a good one pony guys and gals
>Nobody will ask you to write them a story anymoreHow does it feel when everything you do turns to ash around you?
When's new season of pone?
>>2166527>Dash asks if she can ride you home>thank god the bar is close to your place
>>2166592Aww...
>>2166592>Also, don't forget to support Toonami tonight /co/!forget about your crappy ERP, whats this about?
>>2166598Hey, hey.Will you write me a humanized clopfic?
>>2166599When everyone leaves my butt
>>2166598what have you written before?
>>2166607Cartoon network is going to show cartoons as an experiment. If you have Neilsen box watch damn you.
>>2166601>Carrying her home is exhausting>She's passed out by the time you're there and you want to do the same
>>2166543What a shitty button.
>>2166607Toonami revival starts tonight as part of the Adult Swim block. I don't know the time specifically, but you should tune in to get it the ratings it needs to flourish!
>>2166592Oh, what a shame...
>>2166486I imagine something like these for faces.
What would you change about this Twilight?
>>2166643the artist
>>2165329Why doyou keep posting the midget-model scale?
>>2166643Skin colour
>>2166486I usually see a very prim-looking, but quite pretty Indian girl in a sweatervest, pleated skirt and mary janes with stockings.
>>2166643Everything.
>>2166643i would give her a skeleton
>>2166643Really nothing.Those anatomyfags will probably pick on the s-shaped spine, but I like it as a whole.
>>216662311 EST. They're also debuting Deadman Wonderland and Casshern Sins. If they get better ratings they'll probably continue the overhaul and bring in more new programming. Right now is just a trial period.
>>2166623At midnight. It's AS's old anime block with a Toonami face lift.
>>2166575Well they also did this.
So MLPG, what have you been >watching lately?I'm watching Baccano! myself. It's pretty good so far.
>>2166643the nose, the ears, the torso, the legs, the skin, the feet, the arms.the eyes and hair are good.
>>2166621>she sings loudly and off-key the whole way there
>>2166643Not drawn by Ross.
would you shovel pony poop if it meant you got to live in equestria
>>2166664>Baccanothats pretty funWatching Korra and reruns of Doctor Who
>>2166665Shut your hole, Ross.
>>2166543What's she blushing about, Mulpuger?
>>2166677Do I have to shovel pony poop in equestria?>implying there aren't humans that we never see>implying humans haven't been subjugated as a race and now exist only to shovel horseshit>implying ponyshit isn't delicious and nutritious for us
>>2166683Goddamn it. This was meant for>>2166658Honestly, Ross, you're not fooling anyone but yourself.
>>2166643She looks awfully thinI'd give her something to eat
>>2166664I don't watch TV. I've given up on anime.
>>2166664>>>/a/
>>2166699>almost getting mistaken for Rossthats a relief!
>>2166697you are employed by the god-queen as her personal bathroom attendant
>>2166700Pfhahahahha.
>>2166700Oh, you.
>>2166711Sorry about that.
I'm in a fey mood.Does anyone want a story?
>>2166700Hahahahahaha
>>2166700i've never tried dunkaroosthe commercials made them sound like space-age hyperfood though
>>2166700Oh, GG
>>2166700www.youtube.com/watch?v=f30Co_3S4Zs#t=2m
>>2166722What about
>>2166722No.
>>2166722Since no artists are willing, how about Fluttershy getting raped by timberwolves?No death, please!
>>2166722Gilda and catnip
>>2166722what if ponies met dwarves.You know exactly what dwarves I mean.
>>2166714someone repost nuggestia
>>2166728It's basically shitty shortbread and shitty frosting which are somehow delicious when mixed
>>2166665Be more specific. What about these features give you issues? What do you suggest?
>>2166700hahahaha, thats our gg
>>2166728>i've never tried dunkaroosyou haven't lived manit's like dipping small cookies into frosting
>>2166744what are you, 16 years old?
>>2166744>geometry homework>needing his parents to buy him a car>sharing lockers>being grown up
>>2166666>every so often she flaps her wings throwing you off balance>when you ask her to stop all she can do is giggle and snort.
>>2166722>Shazamhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC-kwd5qw5I&feature=related
>>2166722Anon raping Cadence thinking it's Chrysalis when she's hiding somewhere else while SA watches.
>>2166744Subtle.4/10 some might fall for it
>>2166749I believe GG ran a game of that once on FIMchan that demonstrated the horror of this scenario
>>2166758>not baking your own fresh cookies then spreading frosting on them
>>2166771I expected space jam. I'm disappointed.
>>2166746>No deathWhat sort of mythical creatures are your pansy-ass timberwolves>>2166749Tolkien dwarves, English dwarves, Irish dwarves, scandinavian dwarves, Disney dwarves or ponies with dwarfism?
>>2166621>>2166666>deposit her on your bed, tuck her in and toss a sheet and some pillows on your couch, dropping off almost as soon as you lie down>you wake up the next morning while it's still dark, and try to get up, only to realize you can't move>Dash is lying on the couch beside you, fast asleep, cuddled up to your chest with a little smile on her face.
>>2166800>What sort of mythical creatures are your pansy-ass timberwolvesThe kind that are made of wood, and use that magic to anchor her to the soil so they can abuse her for months on end.
>>2166782frosting... on a cookie?sounds like putting mayonnaise on a pizza
>>2166756The nose looks like wire, just a line, no real substanceThe ears have no detail, like disks glued to her headHer torso looks like its just a tubesock. No curves around the ribcage or hipsAs with the legs, and arms. Her feel look like they're not properly inflatedNo black person has that tone of brown for skinI suggest trying for more realism because this form of exaggeration is not appealing.
>>2166800>Tolkien dwarves, English dwarves, Irish dwarves, scandinavian dwarves, Disney dwarves or ponies with dwarfism?>posted "fey mood"Huh.http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/
>>2166744whoaaaa holy shit underage
>>2166800Dwarf Fortress Dwarves!
>>2166782Oh I do that tooVanilla cookies with cream cheese frosting
Nothing about this lineup is going to change for Season 3 unless I get some solid, specific points on your perceived pros and cons. Just thought you'd like to know that, since you've asserted that I don't listen. Now's your chance. Speak up.
>>2166806aaaaand there goes my heart.
god damn fluttershy is the worst fucking pony always throwing all those parties and shit so annoying i don't know why the king likes her so much
>>2166864Pro: -Celestia looks like a human-Luna doesn't make me want to vomitCon: -Literally everything else
>>2166864Do it the same but better
>>2166864We dont give a fuck faggot.
>>2166877bop-it plz go
>>2166874Dude what
>>2166876>-Celestia looks like a humanThis is untrue to the highest degree
>>2166874best post in MLPG
Time to draw!>fall asleepTime to draw!>fall asleepTime to draw!>fall asleepOh to hell with it I'll just play Diablo 3>fall asleepThis is getting pretty frustrating.
>>2166886She looks more human than the others
>>2166874pfffffffha
>>2166864Got back the S1 designs.
>>2166864>Nothing about this lineup is going to change for Season 3See, this is where I stoped reading.
>>2166874rarity is on mushrooms
>>2166888Time to sleep!>watch ponies
>>2166494I don't see any good cosplay in that pic, just a girl dressed like a stripper with a unicorn horn on her head.
>>2166864Tone down the ridiculousness of FSs legsCelestia's and Luna's feet. Even a bit more heft would go a long wayThe coloration on Rarity's arms makes her look like a chickenGive Twilight a straighter skirt cutI assume the horrifyingly disformed RD face is just laziness, right?
>>2166864I like This twilight >>2166643better
>>2166907She looks exactly like that slut pony!
>>2166874>worst ponythat's not how you spell applesparkhe's always selling oranges and can't even do a scenic rainbomb since he's half lion
>>2166543>blush
>>2166914>implying anything changed other than cleaning up some construction lines and a different face
>>2166874better than rainbow dash and her fucking obsession with apples
Time to draw!>procastrination
>>2166879Oh YES YOU DO, otherwise you wouldn't complain like a bitch about every humanized drawing I've ever posted here. Think for a second.>>2166899>nothing is going to change for Season 3 UNLESS I get some specific solid points on your perceived pros and cons
You know what teachers do to students that don't pass?
>>2166935Make them look like ponies.On-model ponies.
>magically travel equestria on the .45 caliber express>none of the ponies are interested in you romantically or sexually>you do get a few visitors from the Everfree, however
>>2166943Lick their buttholes?
>>2166935>hurr im going to draw my fat shit
>>2166933
>>2166930> and a different faceyea, thats the part I like better
>>2166935Make them look like actual fucking people and not monsters.
>>2166943THEY SEND THEM BACK A GRADE
>>2166963BUT SHE WON'T JUST SEND ME BACK A GRADE!
>>2166864Pros: Their colors match the showCons: They are hideous
>>2166864Why do you keep hiding behind the notion that there are only minor issues to fix when for most people the problem centers around the fact you don't draw humans that look like humans.Yeah, I get that it's a stylistic choice. But it looks horrible. And from most of the reactions usually seen in these threads, that's not an isolated view.Are you really prepared to make a major change, or do you just want to make minor tweaks? Because the latter isn't suddenly going to make you popular.
>>2166963>what she meant is that the mail a final grade to the student
>>2166933I want to draw!But I'm stuck here coding in C++
>>2166969SHE'LL SEND ME BACK TO...
>>2166592Somebody's going to save it, right? I can't make it to the quest.
>>2166935... so in other words, points that accomidate your point of view, so nothing will actually change.I mean, it's not like we have REPEATEDLY TOLD YOU EVERYTHING WRONG WITH IT ALL THE TIME or something.
>>2166901Actually it's more.Time to sleep!>I wonder what MLPG is doing
>>2166992MLPG!
>>2166992MAGIC KINDERGARTEN
>>2166864You've not listened to any criticism we've given you. You still act like you know better than we do and casually brush off anyone that doesn't just agree with you.That kind of blunts it when you say "okay, now I'll listen."
>>2166864>hips hurrr durr
>>2166839>Settle on writing ponies meets Dorf Fort dorfs>Archer stream on the other stream>Can't concentrate
>>2167009the horror!
>>2166949I am weirdly okay with this.
Tess will be streaming OC commissions soonhttp://www.livestream.com/tesstime
>>2166909I'd like to keep Fluttershy's height, but I'll see if I can give her legs a different shape. The princesses' feet, okay. What do you mean by "more heft"? Where on their bodies? Curious on why you think Twilight's skirt is an issue, it was made to go with the cut of her hair for some unity in the design. RD's face wasn't lazy, it was an attempt to make her look a little more masculine than the other girls, which is supported by her more squared shoulders and thicker arms. I wanted to give her something to be insecure about.
>>2167026>maybe i could be your girlfriend tonight.png
>>2167026>Meant other screen>IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>2167035>Doing OC commissions>Not Hobo PonyFuck this brony earth
>>2167038>RD's face wasn't lazy, it was an attempt to make her look a little more masculine than the other girls, which is supported by her more squared shoulders and thicker arms. I wanted to give her something to be insecure about.Too bad it looks like a goblin and not masculine.
>>2167026>stream stream>Can't concentrateDamn right.
>>2166935We express our desire for you to leave because we want you to leave.
>>2166979He does it for attention you blithering retard.If you don't respond to him he'll go away.
>>2167063>If you don't respond to him he'll go away.This is what you actually fucking believe.
>Mfw re-watching Fall Weather FriendsFUCK YOU DASH.
>>2167038>RD's face wasn't lazyWell it looks like shit regardless.
>>2166864
>>2167067we've never actually tried
>>2167075More like>FUCK YOU APPLESNACK
Did anyone cap the "MLPG goes out to eat" thread?
Depression's setting back in again!Anyone wanna do some humanized greentext?
>>2167038I'm not an artist, so take those criticisms with a grain of salt.by "heft", I just mean a bit wider at the tips so they aren't perpetually ballet dancing.I don't mind FS's height, it's just that she's standing on 2 floppy noodles.I see what you mean about twi's skirt, but I dunno, I think it looks like of weird having her in some kind of curve-cut skirt when she's a student and not a fashion model. Celestia looks like a bald person with a wig behind her head.
>>2167083Sex with human Luna in the ass.
>>2167083Anon dining with Luna and Celestia. Sex not required.
>>2167016How else am I supposed to react when someone doesn't support their beliefs? Just as it's taken me work to convince you, you can't just say something and not back it up. If you're going to challenge the aesthetics you see as a problem, take the time to go into detail.>>2166979Of course. Some of the designs are beginning to look dated in my eyes because what pleases me is changing, but it's not something you can really put your finger on. It's only located with hours of playing around with the designs. I know for a fact that I'm bored with my Season 2 Celestia design and that I want to do something different for Rarity's wardrobe.
>>2167102But wanted.
>>2167009
>>2166864Please make Celestia's face rounder, her shoulders a bit broader, and her feet actual feet instead of spikes.Also Rarity's and Rainbow Dash's faces creep me out still.
Which pony would win in a hard boiled egg eating contest?
this toy doesnt seem appropriate for children
>>2166949Ponies are boringGive me the weird broads any day
>>2167077Some people are going to want me to water shit down so hard that the Season 3 lineup very well could look like a bunch of barbie dolls are anime moeblobs. Let's hope that doesn't happen.
>>2167083Gilda!
>>2167129I would rail that horse so hard that her face wouldn't be the only thing that was blushing
>>2167083>rape!
>>2167127RarityMost practice with deep-throating
>>2167083this >>2167132Preferably her being tomboyish and dominating.
>>2167104did you even see this? >>2166827
>>2167129She's in heat, for sure.Would you help your princess relieve herself during that hard time?
>>2167127
>>2167131You are going to ignore everyone.
>>2167132>>2167144YES! like you two are at the gym boxing or soemthinge
>>2166839Okay okay, episode's over. Dorfs meets poni. Got anything else for this setting?
>>2167150Yes. Gladly. With all of my heart, I would be of her service.
>>2167164>>2167026Aww...
>>2167160and when she wins she doms you in the showers...
>>2167131Ah yes, false dichotomies. Either they look like cookie cutter barbie dolls or...what it is you draw.
>>2167083That bit I just wrote about RD at the bar was supposed to be Humanized - at least that's how I thought of it.I usually try to keep the wording vague, so people who like pony can think of it as pony if they want.
>>2167192I figured it was human.
>>2167160>>2167181I'd really just rather have something with a very femdom-ish footjob.Maybe her rubbing her boot in your crotch until you cum all over it, then making you lick the cum off.
>>2167192i thought it was pone,
>>2167032>>2167130this girl seems to be getting a bizarrely positive reactionI suppose I'll draw more of her if you like but she really does need a name
>>2165402>>2165424>>2165460Everyday, MLPG finds a new way to hurt me
>Connection error with sys.4chan.org.
>>2167181yes!
>>2167102>>2167106>Discussing stargazing with Luna as the three of you eat, Celestia quietly listening.>you feel something on your leg as you finish the first course>realize it's Celestia's bare foot>glance over at her>she calmly continues eating, not even looking your way as she slowly runs her toes down your shin.
>>2167095Hey man, I already got a fic about this.>>2167102>You're invited to a royal dinner with the princesses. You put on a full blown tuxedo, making sure to look your nicest.>When you arrive at the restaurant, both sisters are in slinky cocktail dresses. Celestia's is white with a multi-hued trim, Luna's is dark with sequins. The older sister's dress has a very low cut around her neck, and a very high cut up the side. Her tits and legs are on display. Luna's dress is quite a bit more modest.>The three of you sit down. You're not exactly sure what you're here for, other than some kind of royal negotiation.>All you can focus on is Celestia's tits. You're sure she's reading the menu on the table, just so she can lean over it and give you a better view.>You turn to Luna, and tell her how nice her dress is.>"We are pleased that you find our attire acceptable," she hollers. Her voice booms through the entire restaurant, but the other patrons know better than to make a scene.>"Try to keep it down, Luna," Celestia says. "You'll scare our guest.">"Our guest does not seem to harbor any fear of us," she hollers again.>You jolt, but not because of her yelling. You can feel a set of toes rubbing you between the legs.>"See, you scared him." Celestia sounds like she's scolding her sister now. "Do us all a favor and settle down.">"We shall try our best," Luna responds, only slightly more appropriately this time.>You grip your chair as Celestia's foot rubs your quickly hardening penis again.Hey, let's make this CYOA. What kind of zany things happen when the waiter takes your order?>Celestia's
>>2167216pone dont have arms. Or go to bars
>>2167217You won't take the heat off of PB with this, you rabble-rouser.
>>2167217Less her, more Fluttershy.
>>2167131I can't stand anime moeblobs. Or those strange CGI things they often end up looking like. But your weird caricatures are equally as unappealing. Simply being different isn't an improvement in itself.Can't you just try drawing them as actual humans? Heck, even that self-portrait you did didn't strike me as being too bad. It's that with your current humanizations, you can't see the characters through the stuff you pile onto them. All it does is distort them until they're an inhuman mess.
>>2167228>Stab fork into table>Stutter as she takes your dick out of your pants using only her toes
>>2167217>name for the monster girluh
>>2167152Doesn't take Ms. Cleo to figure that out.I just ignore him when he says "Okay fine, NOW I'll hear your plebeian criticisms."
>>2167230>diddnt watch over a barrelAnd they often use their forelegs as arms so w/e.
>>2167116Note taken. I can understand Rainbow Dash, but what creeps you out about Rarity's face? Is it her chin? The eyes? White face? All of the above?
>>2167247Well how about just a color for her
>>2167225>ohgodohgod what do I do>"Haha, yeah thats really funny Luna.">"I....wasnt trying to be funny, Anon.">"UH OG I SPILLED MY DRINK, CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM PLEASE THANK YOU."
>>2167234
>>2167260not that poster, but yes all of the above.
>>2167228My request! Yay!>CYOAWell this is unexpected.
>>2167217Diddnt MT suggest samantha?
>>2167222EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
>>2167260It's shit. It's always been shit. It will never not be shitGo dunk yourself.
>>2167285I FUCKING KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE
>>2167217She looks like a "John".
>>2167268A nice ocean blue would be swell, maybe some orange or green outlining the blue in her hair-things.
>>2167268maybe some NOT PONY
>>2167285But doesn't that let you post faster?
>>2167179Sorry bub. Maybe next time.Posting dorfs meeting pones next thread
>>2167299
>>2167268LLLLiiinnndddaaaaaa
>>2167318Can't wait to see it!
>>2167319That one seems like a "Wiggles"
>>2167329Seconding Linda
>>2166993You bet! If nobody else does I'll end up giving it a try.
>>2167329>Linda.Sure, why not.
>>2167245>The waiter comes over to take your orders.>Actually, it's a waitress. She seems familiar for some reason.>She's there to take your drink orders. Celestia takes charge naturally.>She orders a bottle of pinot grigio for the three of you.>Unless you'd like something else, of course?>"No, miss. That sounds fantas-">Your fist slams into the table, and the fork jumps off.>She somehow undid you zipper with her foot. She's now squeeing your tip between her toes.>"No, I'm fine," you manage to stammer out.>"Art thou okay?" Luna asks. She looks concerned for you.>"Oh, he told me that he wasn't feeling too well this morning. It must have been something he ate.">"Yeah, something I ate." Her toes squeeze you again, and you at least clutch your stomach to maintain the illusion.>"We think thou art in need of medical attention!" Luna reaches over towards your seat, only for you to bat away her arm.>"Nope! Nope, definitely, one hundred percent don't need that!" You might be sweating now.Who's the waitress? What happens when she comes back with the drink order?
>>2167268For some reason I'm getting a teal vibe from her. Greenish blue.
>>2167344WHAT A MAGICAL LADY
>>2167345The waitress is Rainbow Dash
Oh man Tess is streaming ponies right now guys
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>>2167357>Twilight is there at Celestia's request for a kinda of "surprise"
>>2167358Wooooooooooooooooops forgot lonkhttp://www.livestream.com/tesstime
>>2167361...Am I missing a reference here?
ponies are a very pretty species
>>2167275Alrighty. Would it make you feel any better if you knew that Rarity was just wearing a shit ton of makeup?
>>2167345The waitress is Twilight, and she's in on it.Any attempt you make to leave should be impeded by the waitress somehow.
>>2167345Ignore waitress, order ice water.
>>2167385no amount of makeup can make that chin
>>2167380http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E
>>2167385Just a little bit. I'm still skeeved at her posture and how low her shoulders hang.
>>2167385>criticism offered>nothing changed>"but hey do you feel any better"Nope it's still shit and you're laughable fucking bad at art, as you have been for a year and a half.
>>2167400>GuillotineBut that's a pillory...
>>2167385Not bad
>>2167217How about Gillou?
>>2167399She's insecure over a possible weak jaw, so she wears a prosthetic chin to look more commanding.
>>2167385Still looks like something distorted in a carnival mirror.
>>2167384I think we can all agree that the pony species is the cuddliest, most adorable of all species. Its simple science
>>2167421This, but only if pronounced "Gee-you"
>>2167428that's retarded. you are retarded
>>2167428thats stupid. You're stupid
>>2167384>>2167433I suspect they'd be hideous in 3D.
>>2167384indeedmy calculations are correctponoe=cute
>>2167385the one on the right looks much much better.
>>2167445There have been decent 3D models
>>2167445Maybe, but they more then make up for it with being able to cuddle them
>>2167445I disagreethere have been some cute 3D models, and the real things could do it even better
>>2167446Funny because there really is science to back up the fact that they are cute
Why are we doing this...
>>2167391>>2167388>>2167375>The waitress comes back with the wine.>Smooth as silk, your hands dive under the table, swipe away Celestia's foot, and stuff your dick back into your pants all in one motion.>Son of a BITCH, zipper teeth on your dick hurts.>"On second thought, can I get a glass of ice water too?" The waitress nods, her dark bangs with pink highlights waving in the candlelight gently.>"Miss Celestia, would you mind ordering for me? Everything on the menu looks wonderful." You begin to stand up to excuse yourself to the bathroom.>The waitress's hand weighs down on your shoulder and pushes you back into your chair.>"Your hostess has requested a special show for tonight. It's about to start, so why don't you stay seated for now?">Wow, that's rude. For all she knows, you have a bad case of the runs.>A heel pins your foot to the ground. Between that and the waitress, you're not going anywhere whether you like it or not.>Luna is just spectating all this, more confused than you are.Welp, I think we can see where this is going. Toss out those ideas, anon.
>>2167485This one?
Rainbow Dash hates brushing her mane. would you do it for her?
>We also added two new themes (first time in 4.5 years!). Thanks to seaweed for porting them over from OneeChan!>tfw Seaweed used to hang out with us
>>2167486MLPG is a good place to discuss shit and there's usually people on 24/7.
>>2167445They would need a bit of a makeover to look really good in 3d, would need some tweaking of the proportions, especially with eye/head size and some stuff. Its kind of like alternate art style interpretations of them- extremely awesome when pulled off well but that seldom happens
>>2167496YES OH GOD YESI would do anything for that beautiful ponyshe's so gorgeous
>>2167494Pretty much.
>>2167490Have Celestia magic your fly down and break the zipper off so you can't zip it back up.She magics a forkful of food to her mouth or something at the same time to make sure her horn lighting up didn't look suspicious.
>>2167496YesI would also play with her hoofsiesAmongst other things best left unsaid~
>>2167509Yeah, haven't seen that faggot in ages
>>2167509I really like the Tommorow Theme. easy on my eyes
>>2167496>I'm in the middle of drawing Rarity brushing Dash's mane
>>2167536but she hates that
>>2167509I don't like either tomorrow or photon.
>>2167536I disagreeI think you should say themin great detail~
Would you snuggle in bed with your favorite pony?Really?Even if she sheds?
>>2167496Nah, just shave it all off.
>>2167571YesYes
>tfw on ecstasy and ponesdude
>>2167532In my humanized canon, unicorn horns are replaced with wands. It's so they don't get in the way during blowjobs.
>>2167490I guess we'll just wait for the drinks to arrive.
>>2167496I would spend hours making sure every strand of differently colored hair lined up perfectly.
>>2167554All the more to try to convince her the opposite, especially when you're being gentle in all the right spots.>>2167563I wouldn't dare!But for you anon, I'm leaning towards a yes~
>>2167571What's that supposed to mean?
>>2167496Yes, and I'd tell how pretty she is.
>>2167610show me~
>>2167571Yes and yes. Even my hate of animal hair wouldent keep me away from this beautiful blue pone
>>2167615When you wake up in the morning, the bed is covered in pony hair
>>2167571Why not? I shed too.Scalp infection.
>>2167585>that filename>cute mocha picture of Soarin'>no big blue huge pony cocks hurmphf
>>2167585have funi will never be able to anyway
>>2167585I used to watch ponies on acid long time ago when I joined these threads, it was amazing...
>>2167585I'm not big on drugs but oh man that would be nice. Ecstasy is all about dribing up your affection towards everything. Ponies would probably kill me
>>2167630>you die in your sleep due to suffocation by pony hair
>>2167587Oh, right, duh.Try to converse normally with Celestia while trying to subtly ask what she's doing.
>>2167628>that feelI wouldn't mind finding her hairs all the fuck over my house and needing to clean every other god damn day if it meant I got to cuddle her
>>2167628>rainbow dander on everything
>Tomorrow
>>2167654heck i would deal with it to cuddle with my least favorite pone.
>Using anything but YBFucking casuals.
>>2167659I don't understand why you capped this.
Would you wear a pony dick in public?
What does it feel like to cuddle
>>2167670We all know that feel.
>>2167670>Cuddling with Applejack. She's exhausted from working all day and is puddy in your arms.>She goes to take off her hat, but you stop her>"No. Tonight, leave it on."
>>2167659>>2167677Especially since you can't read it.
>that feel when you finish the first chapter of a big story you've planned and you worry whether its up to snuff for the people waiting for itjitters
>>2167571Yes. I want to snuggle with quiet yellow pony.
>>2167677Because you can't see shit with long quotes on Tomorrow
>>2167658>your pone is a secret from everyone.>when friends and family com over they see her multicolored hair everywhere>"how many fucking cats do you have anon? and did you dye their fur green blue and purple?"
>>2167677To show how the "Tomorrow" theme makes it so you can't read shit if you open too many quoted posts.
>>2167688Is that some Speccy stuff?
>>2167686soft and warm, and constantly moving in the tiniest of ways. It can absorb your attention in totality if you try to understand it, or you can just bask in the sensation.
>>2167571Oh god I would sneeze my brains offyes
>>2167698Well, thats fine with me. I dont use quote inline
>>2167705Nah, doesn't look boring.
>>2167682Why would you ask something like this?
>>2167384Colgate is very cute and blue.
>>2167591>>2167532>The waitress is about to leave, but Celestia calls her back at the last second.>With a wave of her pearly white wand, she magics your fork into the air.>"Excuse me waitress, but I think our guest's fork got a bit dirty. I know it's our fault, but if you wouldn't mind?">"Of course, Miss Celestia." You swear the two of them share some kind of secret with the look they give each other.>In a moment, you realize that your fly has become undone again. Your hands go beneath the table cloth, only to realize the zipper is broken, and you're hanging out of your pants freely.>When you look back up, Celestia is giving you a real evil grin.>The waitress returns with your glass of water. She asks you for your order, but Celestia pipes up before any can order.>"Escargots to start off, and then duck a la flambe. That should do nicely for the three of us." Her foot is rubbing your cock the entire time she's ordering.>You bite your lower lip in a desperate effort not to let the cat out of the bag.>"Is something wrong sir?" The waitress is leaning over you this time, her hand on your shoulder again.>When you look up to her, you notice the top button of her white, frilly blouse is undone.>You can see her purple lace bra holding her modest breasts.>"Yeah, just fine. Just...fine."Well, what now?
>>2167724That's what I thought but look the signature...
False
>>2167647man I'm liketrying tow riteand all I want to do is like touch the monitor and whisper sweet sweet nothinswhich i'm doing right now>can't find it on youtube>hope you've got spotify spotify:track:7CAL2UCTFWUe2f7DnILklC
Original pre 2009 themes are the best. Fuck you if you disagree.
>>2167731The signature and the lines, yes, it's Speccy.He can draw some good shit sometimes...
>>2167686Too warm, and if you do it for too long the sensation of another chest expanding against yours lingers
>>2167686Imagine the daybreak over the Mohabi dessert, when the frost of night gives way to the heat of the day.The way mint enhances the smell of chocolate.A perfect cord in harmony, echoing through a dark cavern.Combine these things and put them into a single sensation, spread out over a night under a blanket.
have you guys stuck ice cubes up your butt yet
>>2167232>You won't take the heat off of PB with this, you rabble-rouser.no better way to take the heat off with a quick dip
>>2167740Pfhahahahha.>>2167742Look at the cutie mark.
>>2167690>you take a deep breath of her blone mane>smells exactly like applejuice
>>2167740
>>2167750Yes, it's Speccy definitely haha
>Speccy will never doodle for us again.
>>2167727I don't know about anyone else, but I'm hoping this ends in denial.
>>2167686Have you ever cuddled with a pet?It's like that, except the other body is larger, you can talk to it, and it probably wants to have sex with you at some point.
>>2167716Ok /co/You can go to Equestria. Human or pony. Long as you want, super fun adventures. The works.The catch? You become terribly allergic to pony dander
I WANT MLPG TO LEAVE
>>2167727Spill the water on your shirt. It's getting a bit too hot around here.
>>2167747Wow, that was beautiful.Fuck you for making me remember in detail.>>2167770If nobody else says otherwise, that's what's happening!
>>2167779>tfw bold working on Chrome.TAKE THAT MORZILLAFAGS
>>2167772>wear gas mask 24/7>scare the shit out of ponies
>>2167772cant i be a cosmic caterpillar
>>2167771>Implying my pet doesn't want to have sex with me
Just as Fluttershy is going to stay tall, Pinkie is going to stay plump. That doesn't mean that major changes still can't be made. Any recommended changes for a Season 3 redesign? Body type? Outfit and colors?
>>2167772I could handle eternal sniffles
This thread is nothing like the TV show I watched.
>>2167772I wouldn't care, but they might not appreciate my sneezing all the time.If they didn't mind, I wouldn't mind. A sneeze is like an orgasm.
>>2167727Try to ignore it and ask Luna why they've requested this meeting.
>>2167790Not bolding brodo you even weeaboo
>>21677998yog pls go
>>2167794I recommend you stop showing us your drawings
>>2167749I can't decide who I want on my dick more.Well done, GG.
>>2167799Who watches TV anymore?
>>2167780No, spill cold ice water on pants. Problem solved
>>2167799Really?
>>2167813I second this.
>>2167785maybe after dinner you could start grinding up against Celestia and she shuts you down for being such a slut
>>2167772Well yesI'd be allergic to them in any caseI just need to bring boxes upon boxes of my pills with me
>>2167785I'd really rather it not end that way. I want it to end in a big mess all over Celestia's foot.
>>2167799There's a show?
>>2167794i liked your s1 pinkie better.
>>2167785I am a massive faggot when it comes to cuddling
>>2167799
>>2167819>implying she won't punish you for that
>>2167794Visible ankles, please.Feet are a beautiful part of a woman and you're not doing hers justice.
>>2167785Well thank God I hate denial. I want this to end in sex in the limo on the way back to her place.
>>2167794Make Luna's eyes look normal so that they don't haunt my nightmares.
>>2167836What did you think was better about the first season design?
Why aren't you drawing?
>>2167814Well only one risks a broken pelvis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwfmcNnBJBc&feature=shareWhy aren't you watching the Avengers /co/?
>UK in charge of winning Eurovision
>>2167849She needs to HAVE ankles first, Ross.
>>2167824>fleshy bitI don't mind, actually. I'd wonder how it feels to touch it if it wasn't so close to their ass.
>>2167849>Ross' Pinkie>Feet
>>2167854Low blood sugar.
>>2167859wat
>>2167833>>2167850Enjoy your sex :(I can just fiddle with it in my head until it works for me, so fine.
>>2167854Because Saturday
>>2167854Fuck you, Pinkie.Sometimes I just want to masturbate in peace.
>>2167849>AnklesYou some kind of a rubberneck boy?>Staring at womens ankles>In 1906
>>2167854Because I am not an artist
>>2167854I don't know what to drawand at the same time I have too many ideas and sources of inspiration availableI feel lost
>>2167794I'll tell you what I wish you'd change about your Pinkie: The hair. I don't know what it is, but the way it's piled reminds me of an old lady. I think you should try to make it look more naturally curly and bouncy, and less like it's been done up.I hope you understand what I mean...
>>2167858But it'd be so satisfying up until that point.But PB has that firecrotch.But Linda's got all those curves.But PB has dose freckles.hnnnng
>>2167892Cease, do something useful for once
>>2167864How on earth did that boring song ever make it to the finals?
>>2167890I'm in that thread too you delightful /k/ommando
>>2167854Not in the mood right now. Maybe I'll do a coupla doodles later tonight.
>>2167854jokes on you, I am!
>>2167908UK has a lot of money. Well, relative to the rest of >yurop, anyway.
>>2167852ill be honest im basing this off my memory of it as i havent seen it and diddnt save it. but she seemed more realistically fat. I just really dont like the enormous thighs she has in proportion to everything else on her body.
>>2167859You can only report videos if they violate YOUR copyright music?
>>2167904No
>>2167910One love man
>>2167771Its more then thatCuddling with pets is nice, but when its with another person, especially with the sex you are attracted to, its so much more. Your bodies link together perfectly. Your legs intertwine, having a sublevel of cuddling all on their own. The combination of two heart beats, held together. The soft rhythm of breathing.It has all the intamacy of intercourse and can very well lead to or bed the end of it, but is an even in its own right.
>>2167854i'm going to later. and again i probably won't produce more than a shitty sketch that looks vaguely ponyesque. but i'll draw pinkie, rest assured.
>>2167865Well, the little nubs for feet overlapped by cylindrical calves was meant to be a cute abstraction of "cankles". It's also small so it doesn't take the focus away from the emphasis of her design, which is her jiggly torso.
>>2167780>>2167801>You don't know what's up, but it's time to play it cool. The only thing to be gained by collapsing in public is embarrassment in front of the princesses.>"So, Miss Luna, what exactly are we here to negotiate?" You turn away from the waitress's cleavage, making sure to look Luna directly in the eye and nowhere else.>"Didst thou not receive our memo? We ensured that we were as specific as possible.">Oops, you just got called out on skimming the documents.>"Well, the details are a bit hazy in my mind, and it never hurts to make sure we're on the same page." You play that one off easily as you go for the water.>When the frosty glass meets your lips, Celestia's foot goes for your exposed cock again.>You choke on the water, and cough it out, spilling it all over your shirt.>"Oh my goodness, sir. Are you okay?">The waitress is patting a napkin down on your chest. She's not at all gentle about it, and frankly missing most of the wet spots.>Meanwhile, Celestia's foot is going into overdrive on your groin.>With two women going full contact on you now, you're sweating bullets.>"Arst thou sure thou art not feeling ill?" Luna raises an eyebrow as she gets out of her seat to check on you.Uh oh, how are you going to get out of this one, player?
>>2167922Also, >Since 2000, the United Kingdom, Germany, France and Spain have automatically qualified for the Eurovision final, regardless of their positions on the scoreboard in previous contests.[35] They earned this special status by being the four biggest financial contributors to the EBU (without which the production of the Eurovision Song Contest would not be possible).
>>2167772I wish to be a pretty mare in ponyvilleI could sell exotic fruits by day
Is it me or the captcha doesn't have the black stain anymore?
>>2167929
>>2167842ha I'll take that too
>>2167792Still allergic>>2167831Your pills run out and you cant get them in Equestria any where. At least not the kind that work for you
>>2167940Throw your spaghetti at her.Really though, look to Celestia or Twilight for help here.
>>2167785No denial, please, just teasing.
>>2167940oh lord. i have no idea.
>>2167957dont worrythere are no ponies in spacenow i can make my cocoon at peace and solitiude
>>2167939stop doing thisyou ask for suggestions then give excusesstop it
>>2167923> haven't seen itmeant haven't seen it in a while.
>>2167933>>2167838Yeah, I love cuddling too. It's just too painful for me to recount right now.
>>2167939But it's not cuteI love her belly, but those feet throw me way the hell off. Also I agree with changing her hair. Maybe less tall, and more in her face?
>>2167898Not to mention PB is the kind where, if you rape her, she'll rape you right back while you are raping her
y'alright fellasanyone wanna drawstram?
Show me your best art pony picture
This thread sure is lacking in images
>>2168007always.
>>2167973Other anons have spoken up against denial, so it's probably not happening. Though when the zipper of your pants is busted and you're getting foot on dick action, it's probably well beyond teasing.
>>2168008>Show me your best art pony pictureMine or the best one I know?
>>2167939Maybe you should try changing that up. Just because she's fat doesn't mean she needs cankles, or sausage-legs. Some fat people have great legs. She jumps everywhere instead of walking. Give her stronger, better defined legs.
>>2168001When was that ever established? PB's whole shtick seems to be that she constantly gets raped but just deals with it.
>>2168008
>>2168019Either way
>>2168007stram
>>2167940Luna finds out and gets in on it pls
Who's ready to love and tolerate?
>>2167749She reminds me of Chomp-chan
>>2168008The over detail kill this pic for me.
>>2168037you should update your name
>>2167946>Rarity p-90ahahahahaaha
>>2168031livesteam.com/nootsackalright lads, ill doodle for a bit then take requests
>>2168008>Scissors Sword
Do you think FiM will have similiar screencaps in the future, when the today's prepubescent boys and girls watching the show grow up and confess their potential whyboners to 4chan?
>>2167995At least you CAN recountI'm just making shit up
>>2168027That is a sexy body, but the face is fucked.
>>2168052>that filename
>>2168045That's not even slightly a P-90
>>2168045>p-90
>>2168045>p-90that's an FN F2000do you even /k/
>>2168047>livesteam>steamlivestream.com/nootsack
>>2168066Pfffthahhaaa
>>2168028Still the best FIM pic there is.
>>2167946
I dunno on this one... I think I'll just the color the other one instead.
>>2168091Do you think scientists could regenerate Moe's body after the plane incident?
>>2168008I fucking love this one.
>>2168064>>2168068>>2168071>>2168079Damn, its like I said clips or something
>>2168091I never really did like it that much
>>2168095
>>2167794no more yellow gloves
>>2168100Should have given her a big squishy butt and thighs.I'd love to see the other one colored.
>>2168028>Rarity never WAHAHAHA'd in season 2
>>2168110>clip
>>2168100Can I see the other one?
>>2168045That's an Fabrique Nationale F-2000, you moron.
>>2168130
>>2168102
3D renderings of the ponies tend to look like this.They're kind of bug like and ugly. Would the ponies all look like this in the real world?
>>2168110clip i can see as being an honest enough mistake. a P-90 looks nothing like an FN F2000
>>2168110Except this isn't nit-picky, you're just wrong.
>>2168141HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>2167940Maybe we aren't feeling that good after all, could we ask Luna to fetch something from our jacket (which we left downstairs). It has something for... these kind of situations. While she's away we ask Celestia to slow it down.
>>2168140I think the first one is better also this >>2168125
>>2168095>>2167946>>2167929Sup /k/
>>2168033>>2167967>Your gaze switches quickly back and forth between Celestia and the waitress.>You're not really sure why you're looking at the waitress. She doesn't actually know what's going on.>Well, except for the part where her tits are in your eyes and she's feeling you up. Okay, she's probably in on it.>Neither of them budges.>Well, except for the parts of them that are rubbing your body.>Luna gets up, only to stumble and fall on top of you.>Well, with a long dress like that with no room for leg maneuverability, what did you expect?>Now the younger sister is on top of you, and you can get a good whiff of her hair. Her shampoo smells like citrus.>And her hand is in your lap.>You take one look at her. She is obviously not please.>"Sister, if you desired a public excursion, why didst thou not alert us?">The ENTIRE restaurant hears.>Luna's hand wraps around your cock. Her grip is as commanding as her voice.>"And thou, holding out on a royal princess?"Try to convince her you weren't part of it? Beg for mercy? Go with the flow?
>>2168141What does this even mean?
DRAGONS FUCKING CARS
>>2168142No, that's a result of shitty 3d models. The ponykart models look a lot nicer, and they're far from perfect.
Twily
>>2168110People who've only ever seen guns in vidya love to brag about knowing guns.
Would you kiss a filly non-sexually?Which?Where?
>>2168163It's rufus
>>2168140Thisis making me feelthings I should not
>>2168142What do you expect from Gmod?
>>2168176noscootalooeverywhere
>>2168163Pic is boring
>>2168008>Detected possible malicious code in image file.why
>>2168162Shit, I type too slowly.
>>2168162Tell her to stop grabbing your dick, you're trying to enjoy a footjob here.
>>2168185Yes.Any.On the top of her head as I tuck her in.
>>2168169>PonykartThat idea always bugged me. Should have been a more original pony racing without karts idea.
>>2168162fuck it, go with the flow. what could go wrong?
>>2168136Jesus, that guy makes me want to enjoy the beauty of Equestria.He never quite got the hang of perfect pones, but he's still my favorite pony artist.
>>2168142>like that>not like this
>>2167854I am drawing, it's just not pony related.
>>2168162>luna yelling at your dick
>>2168130I think you are right.Yeah, haha, fuck that pose, I'll just show Twilight's plot and cover up any lifelessness with fun with the rune lighting and colorings.
>>2168140ha ha time to masturbate furiously
>>2168201Yeah, it's funny how Fluttershy is the worst thing in that picture.
>>2168176Sweetie BelleOn the cheek
>>2168162>Try to convince her you weren't part of it?We were trying our best! Honestly! The restaurant can go fuck itself since the god-princesses are there now.
>>2168204Would you watch the show if all the writing and VA was there but it looked like this?
>>2167999>>2168020Alright, note taken. I'll play around with the shape of her legs.Now does anyone think that Pinkie Pie's outfit should change in ANY way? Colors, details, etc?
>>2168199I'm not saying I like ponykart, I'm saying that I'd fuck the ponies in it. Big difference.
>>2168193Pinkie holds her title as cutest, even as a bot.
Just your daily COOOOOOOOOOLA POOOOOOOOOOONYhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlJ7KIPQo28
>>2168225Sound like fun.
>>2168204Motherfucker those eyes are huge. >mfw Gen 5 is going to be like this.
>>2168247FFFFFFFUCK
>>2168234I'd tolerate it at best.Part of the show's charm is the fact it's 2D.
fuck, my wrist is pinching a nerve and making it hard to type.
>>2168226Would you take Dash in if she turned up on your door absolutely soaked in semen, citing that she couldn't fly up to her house and needed a place to crash?
>>2167946>implying Fluttershy isn't a water gun
>>2168256>inb4 its just one giant eye on the neck
>>2168226>Tfw you will never cover rainbow dash in mayonaise
>>2168261>not using magic to type>2012
>>2168231>>2168200>>2168196One for enjoy Celestia, one for try to talk out of it, one for let the three of them dogpile you.Tie breaker, sudden death.
>>2168176>"Good night Applebloom.>"'Night!">Kiss on the forehead>"Good night Scootaloo.">"Good night.">Kiss on the forehead >"Good night Sweetie Belle.">"Good night, anon.">Kiss on the forehead>"AAAH FUCK MY EYE AH!"
Evenin', chaps.Would anyone like a drawing?
>>2168279That was stupid but I laughed
>>2168286kerrigan and chrysalis doing something
>>2167794Luna's shoulders droop way too much. Bring them up at least a little, other wise make Sweetie Belle a mime again that shit is adorable I don't even know why leave me alone.
>>2168286draw derpy butt
>>2168286always, but you've done several of my requests lately, so i'll hold off.stram?
>>2168286Hey did you finish the inky art?
>>2168239I don't like her gloves, I might like them if they were blue or pink.I don't really like her vest-thing that much, nor her skirt-thing.In fact, I don't really like any of the darkly colored parts. Don't be afraid to throw more yellow and blue in there, the violet and purple makes her look boring and plain.
>>2168267That depends, is she happy about it like that picture, or would she be fighting back tears?Yes either way, but if it were the former only if i could get my turn.
>>2168267If she cleans up in the bathroom yeah
>>2168261I've eaten nothing but chocolate foam with pieces of chocolate in them and coke today.I'm starting to feel nauseous.
Daily reminder that Twily is the bestest sister ever.
>>2168276Fuck it, dogpile it is.
>>2168303Not yet, but I am getting there.>>2168300>stramPossibly!>>2168298Done. Keep an eye out.
>>2168267Of course. And I'd give her a warm bath and everything.
STRAIGHT OUTTA PONYVILLEMUTHAFUCKA NAMED TWILIGHT
>>2168286Fluttershy struggling under a pile of bunnies
>>2168319I never like Shining Armor as a character.
>>2167826Third
>>2168267>implying she doesn't demand>implying she doesn't make me clean her up
>>2168276Dogpile. Still tell everyone to lay off the dick except for Celestia's, or anyone elses' really, foot.I'm down for some cunnilingus.
>>2168336/co/MPTON /co/MPTON /co/MPTON
>>2168339worst pony
>>2168307She's pretty irritated because she can't fly, but she's fine with it other than that. And no, you don't get a turn, but you might get the whole ride to yourself in the morning once she's cleaned up.
>>2168319Get fucked Ivan.
>>2168319
>>2168276Dogpile
>>2168336>Implying Twilight is blackShe is whitest pone and you know it.
>>2168336Fuck tha policeComin straight from ponyvilleYoung filly got it bad cuz I'm purpleAnd not the other color so police thinkThey have the authority to kill a minority
>>2168358Sounds good to me. Let her in.
>>2168204The interesting thing is, that's the EXACT same model at the Gmod ones. It's amazing what a good rig and render can do.
>>2168358ok, as long as she wasnt raped, which the lack of flying ability lent me to believe. why cant she fly exactly?
>>2168317>>I've eaten nothing but chocolate foam with pieces of chocolate in them and coke today.>>I'm starting to feel nauseous./mlp/ in a nutshell.
I touched a horse today.How was your day, /co/?
>>2168375Silly anon, Twilight is clearly purple.But I dont care what color she is. I lover her all the same
>>2168375>read that as whitest pone u know>now all I can think of is WKUK parodies with the mane 6
>>2168398What part of your body did you use to touch the horse with?
>>2168398I killed a man just to watch him dieIt was pretty okay.
>>2168366THE NAME'S SHINY A AND I ROCK THE TELLYI'M HALF JOE CAMEL AND A THIRD FONZARELLII'M THE KUNG-FU HIPPIE FROM GANGSTER CITYI'M A RAPPIN' SURFER, YOU THE FOOL I PITY
>>2168317Pinkie, you have a problem. Please drink some water.
>>2167794It's a Midna phenotype, isn't it? If she can get away with it, I don't see why other interpretations can't.It's not even slightly related to pony how it looks now anyway.
>>2168414My entire upper body.They nuzzle.
>>2168383She thanks you and trots in. Your floor now has semen-filled hoofprints in it and you will need to clean it. Dash walks to your bedroom and points to your bed, asking if she can just crash there for the night. Can she?>>2168395She's completely soaked, head to hoof, in semen. Her feathers don't catch the air, she's too heavy, so on.
>>2168416Why did I read that in Fluttershy's voice
>>2168336STRAIGHT OUTTA PONYVILLECRAZY MAREFUCKA NAMED SCOOTALOOFROM THE CMC, PONIES WITH ATTITUDEWHEN I'M CALLED OFF, I GOT A SAWED OFFFLAP AT THE TRIGGER AND THE PONIES GET HAULED OFF
>>2168375Human Twilight is South Asian.
>>2168321>You could say something, but you've got three incredibly built women with their bodies all over you.>"Sister, thou art keeping all the fun to yourself. We demand a turn with the toy." She swats away the elder sister's foot, and begins to stroke you furiously.>She has no finesse at all, and honestly it kind of hurts. You bite your lip, not wanting to complain.>"Having fun with the princesses?" You hear a coy giggle as the waitress full on presses her chest into your face.>"Now, now. Don't leave me out entirely." Celestia's voice rings in your ears and you feel some fingers tug at your balls.>You are in the middle of the nicest restaurant in Canterlot, and you are being bombared with feminine bodies in public.Well, you have the mental acuity to pay attention to one girl while the others please you. Whom do you focus your attention on? Or do you take a fourth option?
>>2168319WOAH TWILY
>>2168366Spehss Mahrens, todeh the enemeh is at oua doar! We know oua duteh and we will do eet. We fight for our honor as Blod Rehvens,as SPESS MAHRENS, and we fight in the nehme of the Empra!And if we die this deh we die in gloareh, we die heroes' deffs, but we shall not die, no! It is the enemeh who will tehstedeff and defeat!
>>2168306Making the gloves a different color is a possibility. If I somehow find a way to put more yellow and blue onto her design, the gloves may stay yellow, too. I initially put darker colors on her skirt and vest because it gave her a sense of weight (other than the bulging forms shown). Different clothes aren't out of the question, although I wonder if it would help if I made the vest and skirt more saturated. Would they be acceptable, then?
>>2168398I woke up at 4pm. Feels weird.Other than that, doing pretty fine all things considered.
>>2168398I watched a video on how to slaughter a goat.It was actually pretty informative.
>>2168431Its nice when they nuzzle. They have super soft noses.Just got to be careful if they nibble. Also they can stomp you to death
>>2168435I would kindly but firmly tell her that I was drawing her a bath first.
>>2168435Uhm... how about you get a shower first? That can't be comfortable...
>>2168453Replace Boreale with SA and you've got a winner.
>>2168435Just as long as she is ok. I know how headstrong she can be, if she is hiding something i would be very upset.
Hey guys, did GG actually have sex with a horse?
>>2168442The best human Twilight.I also imagine RD as black and Rarity as East Asian.
>>2168398Woke up in the afternoon, had some left over FFFFFRIDAY NIGHT pizza and am now playing my curvy Rarity cleric.Overall pretty chill day.I jelly of your horse touching. But I live in Texas so I can probably just hop the fence behind my house and find a horse to pet.
>>2168486>rd>black>rarity>not pure whitewow fuck off
>>2168462Did you watch the sandnigger camel slaughter video
>>2168485How do you think artists get good at what they draw?
>>2168472>>2168469She says she's pretty fine as she is, it's still warm and she's really tired. You could insist, but she's pretty tired.
>>2168462You better apply that knowledge,>>2168457Early to bed, early to rise, anon. >>2168466Oh, no.This one was super friendly.And its not like its my first time with horse.
>>2168485nohes just working on a farmhe told us mares are pretty loud when in heat, though
>>2168447Aw man, I was really enjoying the footjob aspect.I suppose I focus my attention on Twilight.
>>2168486I hope you get throat cancer
>>2168447In a situation with three girls, what you do is have two doggy style. You insert your penis in one and pleasure the other with your hand from behind.The third girl sits on top of the other two's butts and make out with her aggressively and you your one free hand
>>2168486I imagine all characters being the same ethnicity as their voice actors.
>>2168454Give me an example.
>>2168453Gb2 >>>/kauarava/
>>2168454She has other recognizable outfits too, if the designs of those can help.
>>2168498>somecry traced CP for his loli art
>>2168515So white?
>>2168502I guess she can sleep there. I'll go get my blankets and sleep at the foot of the bed
>>2168382fuck that shit cuz I ain't the onefor a punk ponyfucker with a badge and a gunto be beatin on, and thrown in jailwe can go hoof to hoof in the middle of a cell
>>2168486>The best human Twilight.>I also imagine RD as black and Rarity as East Asian.Rarity's mid-western. But she emulates Canterlot accents (Mid-Atlantic). Either way she's super white.Dashy can be anything honestly.
>>2168447Let's see what's behind door number four then. Maybe we should continue this somewhere else though?
>>2168462Thats good. Goat is the most commonly eaten meat in the world.But slaughtering sheep is creepy. You slit their throats, but they're so stupid they dont know whats going on and just lay there
>>2168506>Early to bed early to riseYeah, well, insomnia stopped that from happening.Besides:Early to rise and early to bedMakes a man healthy but socially dead
>>2168508You can always request that the footjob resume.>>2168514Jumping the gun, a bit! And you'd have to specify who goes where.
>>2168529Except Tara
Am I the only that is not attracted by horses but yes by marshmallow Flash ponies?
Hey, Peanus did you finish my request yet?
>>2168514wow, so wrongreverse cowgirl, and one of them sits on your facethen they can touch each other and makeout while you lick one and pound the otherduh
>>2168502I would have to insist. She is covered in semen for petes sake
Who is AB?Seriously, I don't know.
>>2168486>>2168442Rarity: White Midwestern pretending to be East-Coast blueblood.Twilight: Indian/Pakistani, but pretty well westernized. Her parents constantly pester her about finding a husband, though.Applejack: C'mon, dude.Fluttershy: White, California stonerPinkie: WhiteDash: at least part Hispanic - Puerto-Rican or Salvadoran, speaks little to no Spanish.
>>2168502That is going to fucking stink in the morning. Insist but if that doesn't work open the windows.
>>2168502I would tell her that I rather she didn't fill my bed with come, and that a bath could be what she needs before she crashes.I'd tell her she wouldn't be comfortable when her coat and hair crusts to my bed. She'll get up and tear her hairs out.
>>2168539Good point, I forgot about her parents.Either way, I like to diversify the cast as much as possible. I'm sick of shows being whitewashed as hell.
> You relive your worst memory and then you sense the thoughts and emotions of everyone nearby twice.How did that turn out for you?
>>2168559DONT RESPONDNO
>>2168559Get the fuck out Steamfag
>>2168543Thats why God invented ZolpidemAnd you can socialize during the day too.
>>2168556But thats only two girls! You are being a selfish lover, anon
>>2168530She tells you thanks and lets you leave to go grab your blankets. When you get back she's snug inside your bed with a smile on her face. A light dollop of semen rolls down her face and onto the pillow as she rubs into it. Your bed is probably now ruined, but she looks comfortable. You still have your blankets, but... what use are they now?
>>2168587Snuggle up with her
>>2168562>Rarity: White Midwestern pretending to be East-Coast blueblood.I'm okay with this, partially because it's implied in the show and partially because I think it's cute as fuck.
>>2168559We should just make a FAQ as part of the new threads.AB is a cross dressing minor artist. Very screwed in the head. AB got high, and while still streaming downloaded child pornography of4 and 8 year olds being raped and crying. An anon still inthe stream alerted MLPG and several reported AB to the FBI.The incident has caused stupid drama in MLPG since.
>>2168556That accounts for two. There's a third girl, remember.Also, don't forget there was a special show. I've actually lost count of who's voted for what now.
>>2168559shitty drawfagaccidentally streamed CP on a livestream while high as titsone anon in the stream caught him and outed him to MLPGsome cry
>>2168584other girls have mouths and hands
>>2168552I think that would be most of us.
>>2168548The two princesses on the bottom, Twilight on top
>>2168580Not during summer break. Practically a ghost town here right now. That and I visited the LGS yesterday, so I'm caught up on my socializing.Besides, all the fun stuff happens at night. Even here at MLPG.
>>2168558>>2168565>>2168563I'm with these guys - insist, gently but firmly that she clean up a little.I'm willing to help her out, but this IS my house.
>>2168602More like a lot of cry
>>2168614That way the two sisters can kiss while getting pounded from behind
>>2168559
>>2168562>Fluttershy: White, California stonerNo.>>2168562>Dash: at least part Hispanic - Puerto-Rican or Salvadoran, speaks little to no Spanish.That only works if you accept racial stereotypes.The only two characters with a set race should be Rarity and AJ. Others can be whatever race you want.
>>2168587Maybe we can clean her up now that she's lying down?Tongues work well for this.
>>2168609But if you are not doing something to them, whats the point. They're left out
>>2168627>not accepting racial stereotypes
>>2168587Give her a massage and really work that jizz into her.
>>2168600Get up, lay down on tableAsk for Celestia to service you with her feetInvite Luna to sit on your faceTell Twilight to buzz off, you've got a date with two Princesses.
And yet you motherfuckers STILL talk about shit back to ponies you autistic fucks.
>>2168627>Rarity and AJ are the only one with a set race. Others can be whatever race you want>"I think Dash would be Hispanic and Fluttershy is white.">"You're wrong, shut up. Fuck you."
Okay, homing in on Fluttershy nowAny pros/cons to point out, suggestions for a different outfit, different colors, etc.
>>2168652hi thread policceiiiioooiiiioooiiiioooiiiioooiiiioooiiiioooiiiioooiiiioooiiiioooiiiioooiiiioooiiiioooiiiioooiiiiooo
>>2168657NO ROSS NO
>>2168617You nudge her awake and tell her she's going to have to take a shower. She glares at you for a few moments, but relents. As she gets out of the bed, the material sticks to her and slowly peels off. Now she's up, how're you gonna get her clean? You have a bath and shower, could probably find a bucket somewhere, whatever. You have a lot of shit.
>>2168657Any NORMAL legs?
Yamino need to teach all of you racists about racial diversity
>>2168657>this exact image is half of why everyone hates ross's humans
>>2168653First, he said Flutters is a stoner. That's just wrong. RD can be latina, perhaps. But just make sure you're making her latina for reasons other than racial stereotypes.
>>2168657Why does she have goat legs? Is she part demon?
>>2168630>getting globs of blue hair covored semen in your mouth.no thank you.
>>2168657'Petite' legs.
>>2168587>Ignore at least 3 "Insist" for "Okay.jpg."Yeah, I can see what you're doing.
>>2168657To be honest, I like your Fluttershy the way she is.
>>2168676I'd teach it about racial diversity with muh dick
>>2168670A nice warm bath.
>>2168657Make her legs normal human legs.Protip: Almost none of the legs in the chart are normal human legs.Other than that, she's fine.
>>2168685LIMBER
>>2168668IT'S ROSS TIME
>>2168657>poliomyelitispls no
>>2168679also wait, why are rarity and AJ already set races?
>>2168704Help her with all those hard to reach places.
>>2168670Bath of course. Help her clean herself though.
>>2168685I'm so glad you like this image enough to post it every 3 hours
>>2168685mrowno dashie nono arousal now please
>>2168718Not that guy but you saw Rarity´s parents and you already know AJ is Texan.
>>2168657>Any pros/cons to point out, suggestions for a different outfit, different colors, etc.Why even ask that? You're just going to ignore our suggestions.
>>2168679Would it count if I said she looks good with brown skin?
>>2168727Someone still needs to edit a collar on to it.
>>2168679>Flutters>not a stonerDo you even fanon, nigger?
>yfw Sweetie Belle will grow up to be the southern fat black lady in a ponyville choir
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6hf7l4G0MW8Verse 1:I love, to see, that story post on EqDWhat could, it be, new worlds are waiting there for meBecause, this show's, fandom keeps things from getting slowAnd now, I know, there are so many differentPlaces I can goChorus:But I just cannot believeThat with all these brilliant storiesPeople find the time to rant and rage aboutGrimdark fics, and shipping pics, and mary sue OCsThey ignore the fact that it's just a showI just want to make them seeBut I'm probably unique'Cause it's all just fannonIt's all fanfic to meVerse 2:Whether, or not, Derpy Hooves is with foal or with the DocI'll stay on top, there's really no time left to stopEach day, I read, and a good time's nearly guaranteedBut I, won't mislead, just grab a ponyfic toMeet your fiction need[Chorus]Bridge:It doesn't really matter what it's rated or it's starsI will go ahead and read it doesn't matter who you areJust go and tell a story show just what could be in storeAnd then you'll leave them all begging for more[Chorus](One thing I really like to see)(Is us fans just livin in harmony)(But then that might make me to be)(The one who caused the problem of this total animosity)(We gotta keep the thing that makes us great)(Just continue to love and tolerate)(And then I hope you'll see)Cause it's all just fannonIt's all fanfic to me
>>2168718If they were women Rarity would be a midwestern/mid-atlantic white girl and AJ would be a farm girl from down south. Can't get much more white than that. Unless of course you lived in the nordics like I do.
>>2168670A nice warm bath, that way she can still relax.
>>2168742Texan is not a race Anon
>>2168732taw plz go
>>2168685Why she so sexy?
>>2168679Well, you've got racial stereotypes, or you've got just choosing arbitrarily.OR you could go by the fact that there actually ARE fantasy races in the show (Zebras = Africans, Buffalo = Native Americans) and go by the fact that Pony society is isolated and pastoral at the moment. They'd never even seen a zebra, or "black person" before.If I was making a show about medieval England, I wouldn't make each character a different ethnicity.
>>2168761Stop trying to call her out already.
>>2168624>>2168614>In a magnificent display of will, you throw all three women off of you.>The table topples over, all the other patrons are staring and pointing, but nobody's stopping you.>"You want to play? Then we'll play." You guide the two princesses onto their hands and knees, next to each other.>You pick up the waitress in your arms and place her on top of Celestia, so she is straddling the princess and facing you.>You throw up Celestia's skirt effortlessly, considering how high cut it is. She's not wearing any underwear, and her pussy lips as gleaming with moisture.>You tear Luna's skirt, giving you access to her from behind.>She's wearing a pair of dark purple granny panties. Nothing you can't get past.>The waitress leans in to you and presses her lips against yours while clawing at your back.>You plunge into Celestia's exposed womanhood, pushing in to the hilt on first thrust.>"Ooh, naughty boy. I knew I made a good choice with you as the ambassador." Celestia seems please.>"Sister, we are not pleased with being stranded!">Not one to leave somebody out of the fun, your fingers find their way beneath Luna's panties and begin pumping into Luna.>The sisters seem undaunted by the position and begin kissing as you pleasure them.>You are now fucking Celestia doggy style, fingering Luna in the same position, and making out with the waitress on Celestia's back.
>>2168773>her
>>2168760>>2168742Actually I remember seeing an interview with her VA saying her accent is Tennesseean.
>>2168753No...please...no...
>>2168760Texan here. It might as well be.
>>2168753Fuck it.I'm cutting down my internet. That everything is horrible.
>>2168778>erpdudeI thought you were cool
>>2168722>>2168704She follows you into the bathroom as you start to run the bath. You get her to test the water with her hoof and eventually find the perfect temperature--not too hot, not too cold, but just right. You get her a cloth and some shampoo and watch her slowly lower herself inside. The water rises around her body, washing off the upper layer of semen, and she closes her eyes to let out a little sigh. You could leave her to it and do whatever, or...
>>2168785>believing her
>>2168742>TexanBut she has an Appalachian accent which is found in the southeast in places like Tennessee
>>2168785also not a race but thats interestingTennessee confirmed for canon
>>2168766
>>2168718>also wait, why are rarity and AJ already set races?AJ has a strong Tennessee accent (Think Brad Pitt from Inglourious Basterds). Rarity's parents have strong mid-western accents. Both are very strongly associated with white Americans.
>>2168760Like hell it isn't.
>>2168797>>2168785>Tennesseemind
>>2168782>implying she's notShe confirmed it yesterday
>>2168785This is true
>>2168793I think I'd lower myself into the tub behind her. Start kissing her neck, rubbing some of the semen off in the process
>>2168745That's fine.
>>2168778Whatwhyhow did I end up here.why haven't I already bolted
>>2168792I was until I lost my girl.
>>2167858Heeey, I made you a ponySorry, I really like eyesHope you don't mind!
>that feel when I liked the A Canterlot Wedding
>>2168793Ask her if she needs any help washing, maybe give her a nice massage? That way she can just relax in the warm water without a care in the world.
>>2168836OH WHERE OH WHERE CAN MY BABY BE
>>2168753
All this talk of ethnicity is making me hungry
>>2168829The best Street Fighter character
>>2168836dudecome on now
>>2168844I kind of dug it too, at least parts of it
>>2168795Who would belive anything Applejack would say anyway? Shes just a dumb apple farmer who dont know nothing about nothing no how
Anybody got that image of pony skeletons
>>2168793Give her a little help, getting the semen off her wings and back by herself must be hard.
>>2168844>That feel>First person
>>2168778Give those patrons a show and get out free hand involved with the waitress's nether regions.
>>2168860Thems fightin words partner.
>>2168860She knows her apples
>>2168844I pity your dog.
>>2168863Hey Nasse you think it was Grail who shot those people up today
>>2168844>that feel when there are bronies in mlpg
>>2168793Take our shirt off so it doesn't get wet and help her wash her back and wings.
>>2168674Fluttershy is a cartoon character. No boring, normal legs here!>>2168683We'll try it.>>2168743I've been responding to and considering all suggestions so far. Maybe you should read the thread.
>>2168863Hmm, probably. I haven't tagged it apparently so I probably won't be bothered to find it.
>>2168891HeyMore AJ.
>>2168879>>2168860She can't even count to apples.
>>2168883Don't know and don't care, I don't know anybody who lives in Helsinki.
>>2168887>That feel when people who enjoy episodes you don't are bronies.
>>2168887>liking an episode you don't liked>bronyHow does it feel to be retarded
>>2168857I'm depressed and drunk. What do you want from me?>>2168867Going once, going twice
>>2168891shit, did i miss pinkie suggestion time?bigger tits please
>>2168917Sounds good to me.
>>2168887Like you
>>2168846>>2168821You'd ask if she wanted any help, and she'd nod. Her hooves had a lot of trouble getting into the right places. You pull off your shirt and kneel by the side of the bath, before spurting a small pile of shampoo into your hands and starting to rub it into her upper back. You slowly run your fingers around in circles over her skin, gradually cleaning away the dirt and grime and replacing it with a sweet smelling lather. Your angle is a little uncomfortable, and it's going to be hard to do this to the submerged sections of her body. What's your next move?
>>2168917Going third.
HI IM DRAW PONE
>>2168926Oh fuck, this
>>2168844>Report submitted! This window will close in 5 seconds...
>>2168910>>2168912>my opinions>your opinionsThe proper way to arrange them is as follows:my opinions > your opinions
>>2168917when are you not depressed and drunkthis is my daily reminder that alcohol won't cheer me up
>>2168873Oh no, whats she going to do? Run me in to the ground like her family business?
>>2168905>HelsinkiIt was Hyvinkää, silly.
>>2168856>The most boring Street Fighter characterfix'd
>>2168926darf pls go
>>2168891>Fluttershy is a cartoon character. No boring, normal legs here!Get dunked.
>>2168939>them legs>them wingsThe face is a litte off.
>>2168934Jest keep going. Move around as needed. Wash her. Casually ask her how she came to be covered in semen.
>>2168957but why
Guys, why don't we have a freezy pop pony with a freezy pop penis and two snow-balls?
>>2168953>implying that's not Helsinki
>That feel when you like Sweet and Elite
>>2168947Well, I was only unaffected and sober.Then I found out that I lost my flash drive where I kept last year's incomplete NaNoWriMo. I think I left it in her bag.So yeah.
>>2168950Shes gonna show you southern hospitality.know what i mean
god I fucking love this artist
>>2168953Oh wellIt's near Helsinki anywayAnd I don't know anybody who lives there
>>2168975>that feel when I did too
>>2168985>that feel when he's a brony
>>2168917ManI'm high, drunk and happyI'd literally suck your cock if you were heredownside is I'm completely useless and dorfs meeting ponies will have to wait for another dayi love you guys
I should be writing
>>2168934Start with the wings.See how she reacts when your fingers start running through her feathers we are human and she is pone, right?
Just a quick report on the MCM expo as I found it (before deciding it was incredibly shit and going to see The Avengers):- Not enough ponyfags. Most of them were Rainbow Dash. There were a couple of fat dudes dressed as Dash, which was hilarious, but no-one on the level of The Burdened.- Fluttershy cosplayers are surprisingly friendly considering the pony they choose to dress up as.- Fucking cosplayers, god damn. At least try to be appropriate with your costumes.
>>2168975That feel is natural, like breathing.
>>2169004you just wrote that post
>>2168975Who the fuck didn't like the best episode of this season?
>>2168844had a lot of fun momentsgreat song, that Changeling fight scene, some feels were givenbut of course it had A LOT of faultsnonetheless it's easy to like and it's easy to hate it just depends on what you look for what you define as a 'quality cartoon show/episode'
>>2168985He's actually good. I can imagine him working on actual comics. Although comics nowadays use rushed godawful digital coloring.
>>2169004I should be drawing
>>2168972>tfw he runs out of flavor
>>2168972Because that's why
>>2168978No! you cant mean warm apple pie and sweet tea?
>>2169009Is that you Terse? Did you grab any photos? I got a couple of pony groups, they're further up in the thread.
>>2168999On a scale from 1 to 10, how would you rate your blowjob skillsDon't answer that, jesus
>>2169023>That feel when you hold it until it melts and then drink all the equally flavored water rather then be left with a big chunk of flavorless ice like a pleb
>>2168967How so? Not trying to stay on-model at all obviously, and gave her HOERS EYES because they're weird and I like them. hm..
>>2168985my god that's awesome>>2168996eh, who caresif it's good, it's good. deal with it nerd
>>2169041>tfw cold juice packets
>>2168939Mumbles I apologize I didn't catch you before you left but I wanted to ask what kind of things they make you do in art school starting out.
>>2168985Haha that's really cool
>>2168934Ask if we can get in with her. It would make it easier for us to clean her without either of us having to twist at akward angles. Otherwise ask how she managed to get covered in such volumes of semen.
>>2169015I loved The Last Roundup too.
>>2169058I meant I didn't catch you before you left YESTERDAY.
>>2168939aw gosh, those colors and lines are gorgeous.
>>2169029Yeah. "Apple Pie"The tea is just tea though dont worry
>tfw you liked Party of One
>>2169059>>2169053>>2169018>mon visage quand bronies
thoughts?requests?
>>2168934Ask if she minds us getting in so we can reach her better.
>>2169033Yeah, it's me. I'll check them out. I got a fair few photos too, but I was stupid enough to leave my camera and all my other shit at a friend's house on the drive home, so it'll be a while until I can get them. Also, we're shit photographers, so none of them were very good. It's a real shame, this one was disappointing. And I didn't get laid or meet anyone! Next time I'll have to actually talk to the cosplayers and people there, even if it means, well, interacting with people at cons. Brr.
>>2169051>Not trying to stay on-model at allIgnore my post then, its a good Yellowquiet.
>>2169076>That headPFFFFTHAHAHAHHA OH GOD HAHAHHAHA
>>2168975people dont like Sweet and Elite?
>>2168939Saved.
Should be titled "MLPG"
>>2169029>You will never be a guest at Sweet Apple Acres as you pass through Ponyville>You will never sit at the table with them enjoying hearty homemade meals>you will never open your pack a few days after leaving to find a packet of food - meals ready-made and wrapped-up just to make sure you have something to keep you going on the long trail ahead, and a note saying you're always welcome if you ever come out this way again.
>>2169076She's lumpy. Keep at it.
>>2169076Cutie Mark is wrong, shape and colors
>>2168939wow very nicevery fucking nicenew artist?>>2169015it was a great episode but no where near "the best"too many moments of nothing going onlike the Train ephad golden moments but a lot of boring filler that didn't have much interesting shit going on
>>2168985Meh, PHN still draws the best Deadpools. I'm not him.
>>2169076Pinkie's head looks odd as hell.And do Carrot Top and Derpy playing Checkers.
is it just me or is ponibooru fucking upkeeps asking me to be granted access or some shit
>>2169096Mlpg is part of 4chan anon.
So guys, how was today's episode?
>>2169076draw dash eating zap apple jam
>>2169112>phn>himwow get educated
>>2169074WAAAAHHHH YOU GUYSH ARE JUSHT BRONIEZHBRONIEZH PLEASH GOOOOOOO
>>2169096>Disorientation while leaving houseHaha, oh wow.That hit too close to home.
>>2169072u disgustin fuck outta my general -/10
>>2169076yeah, the head is wrong for a number of reasons.the only cure is to post rose and sb pictures pls
>>2169007>>2168968You reach under the water and massage her wing until it's facing out and towards you. Your fingers brush against her feathers and massage her muscle structure, slowly pushing the globs of semen from her. Her eyes slide closed as relaxes into the massage and she happily sighs.You casually asked her what scenario brought her here, and she just mutters something about Twilight wanting to practise a spell with her and the rest of her friends before prompting you to carry on. It's getting harder to massage that far down from your angle.
>>2169127get educated yourself
>>2169114>going to ponibooru>>2169076kawaii as fukk nigga (◕‿◕✿)what's with the odd shaped head though?
>>2169072It's one of the show's best episodes.
>>2169058Oh, haha, well it varies school to school obviously. First year in digipen is all traditional media study, starting with just HOW TO DRAW A THING, as in drawing from observation and actually getting it /right/ without making shit up. Start with 2d animation too, with paper and pencil and flipping through the old fashioned way. Biology class for studying internal anatomy and the science of perception, IE why we see things the way we do and how to take advantage of that (color is relative pertaining to the colors they're next to, etc). Art history first semester which is balls, then lots and lots and lots of drawing naked people. Tons of sketchbook work, filling up around 50 pages a week...
>>2169150whats with the odd shape of your name?
mlpg, someone said Toonami starts at 9 tonight. I don't have a TV, is there a stream of it somewhere?I want to nostalgia
>drawfags contributing
>>2169147suddenly this picture comes to mind.
>>2169163Im sure someone is going to post a stream in co or a.
>>2169150Hey fuck you. It's good site for pony images.
>>2169177...Oh my.
>>2168867>Your free hand works its way up the waitress's skirt. She's not wearing panties either.>What the fuck is up with this place?>Both your hands are pumping against the girls as hard as possible.>Your hips are thrusting into the elder princess as her pussy massages your cocks.>The entire room is filled with the four of you moaning and kissing.>Everyone is watching, some of them are obviously aroused at this point.>The waitress grabs your head for a deep kiss as she shoves her tongue down your throat.>Your hips buck in response, slamming into Celestia and rocking her entire body.>You nearly pick up the other two girls off the floor with your arms, fingering them so deeply.>You're probably at the edge of orgasm.I think this is losing steam. Should the next one be the cumshot? If so, who gets most of the load? If not, how do we prolong it?
>S3 two-parter>"Girls, we need to find the Elements of Harmony!">they search for a minute>Pinkie Pie finds it buried under a random bush>"How did you know it was there?">"My pinkie sense."
>>2169147Are we in the bath?If not, get in there.
>>2169159Oh god yes. Want.
>>2169163But all the shows on it suck.
>>2169161autism ┐('~`;)┌>>2169163I'd check out /co/I'm lurking right now and if I don't find a thread ima make one
>>2169191Pick up twi and finish in her?
>>2169191Cum on Luna´s face.
>>2169192Pinkie sense does not work like that anon, it was showed in three episodes.
>tfw you liked Hurrican Fluttershy
>>2169203Could make the princesses very unhappy though... And you know how they can be when they don't get what they want...
>>2169210>>>/autismchan/
>>2169206>implying it isn't used an awful plot device for when the writers get stuck
>>2169210That's a very understandable feel
I'm finally bored with sex.No matter how depraved or kinky, it does nothing for me.I...I can finally do something with my life.
>>2169178Imagine if MLP:FiM was on Toonami. It'd be like the 90s all over again... yay...
This choose your own adventure story will be the death of me yet. How do people write these things for Goosebumps and shit?
>>2169066>>2169089>>2169095Aaaahhh thank you guys!>>2169109Thanks dude! And pretty old artist actually, I left the pony scene for 6-ish months recently for school. There's old stuff floating around under the same name. Finally have summer break now though, so I'm getting caught up!
>>2169242I dont like toonami
>>2169240try not fapping for a couple weeks
>>2169240>that feel when you're actually a virgin
>>2169188i know right? im quite the fan of Dash's look of annoyed indifference.
>>2169187I suppose. it's just degraded into such a shithole community filled with bronies who are also horsefuckersand all I saw for a month straight was: random image + random imageMAKE IT HAPPENand other horrendous brony drawingsif it has quality stuff emerging by all means go on itI'm just being a faggot>>2169210what a good feel
I just want a good greentext story about getting a footjob from Celestiais that so much to ask
>>2169280>footjob>with hooves
>>2169248With difficulty
>>2169280actually yes.
>>2169278>reading the comments
>>2169271 >>2169271 >>2169271 >>2169271>>2169271 >>2169271 >>2169271 >>2169271 >>2169271 >>2169271 New hoers smell
>>2169288>humanized
>>2169255Who do you still remember from the long-long-ago?
>>2169280>goodYou're asking for greentext stories of a strange fetish for a my little pony characterThat's like a triple word score for terribleness.
>>2169266>That feel when Eunuch
>>2169178You mean socks and a hoofjob right?... it'd probably still hurt... unless you're into that...
>>2169194You ask her to move up and slip in behind her. She's just a little pony, so she ends up having to rest on your legs in order to keep her head above the water. It does, at least, give you a better angle to continue rubbing with. As your fingers dance over her neck and shoulders, she rests her head back against you and leaves a thin layer of semen on your chest. Maybe you should wash her mane first?
>>2169312varys plz go
>>2169255damnno offence but I don't recall you at allthen again I only came on the weekends and onlyand I honestly haven't seen your style>>2169299true true, but that was only the half of the problem for me
>>2169313I meant humanized, really.What's up with you misfiring quotes everywhere?
Um... oh... let's pretend I meanttodothatherehavethispony
>>2169335showfag pls go
carrot top references please
>>2169337well it was kind of easy to misconstrue >>2169369what a cute ponypost a pink one please t(゜∇ ゜t)
I'd rather a Twilight.
Daily Reminder, we moved here:>>2169271>>2169271>>2169271
>>2169317I think her tail needs more attention.
>ERP
>we doin this
so there is still a rainbow maned pegasus needing a good scrubbing in here.
>>2169734Well, I'd probably work her tail, from the end upwards...And when I reached the base, well, I'd probably just keep moving in the same direction.
>>2169707>>2169697>>2169567Okay, let's do this.You reach down and rub against her tail, running your hands through it and separating out the strands to let them flow freely and semen-free in the water. She squeaks in response as you pull through knot after knot, almost objecting to having her tail yanked. She turns her head and stares at you. Does... she still want cleaning?
>>2169787When she turns around, she notices that your penis is already pretty hard.Seeing it, she can't help but lean in...
stick ice cubes in ur butt
>>2169989I was the anon who started that actually. It really is pleasurable at least if you like subbing.
>>2170002You mean being submissive or making someone submissive?
>>2170033Being submissive, what did you think sitcking icecubes up your ass would feel like, fucking a slut?
>>2170061I am not exactly sure since I've done neither.