Four more days edition.
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meh
>cry some
>>2161741SANIC<3
>>2161741Maybe I could be your Isaac tonight?
>>2161741
burnt out on MLPG edition
>>2161733>4 more days
>>2161733...ye ye give an hour to finish movie and I'm bacnk in here to do some requests...
Post sad ponies.
Would you take a class with Daring Do as the teacher?
>>2161741>280+ sanics
Would you like to be a clone of your favorite pony and have lesbians with her?Because I would.
>>2161767Neck is way too fucking long.Anyway, I'd hug that pony so hard.
continuing dump of anime convention, I suppose.
>>2161767Never post that picture again.This is Pinkie Pie.You posted an abomination.
>>2161744I'm not even a wingfag but those are really pretty wings.
>>2161768Yeah. I don't even care what she's teaching, I'd probably fail anyway, then turn up and ask her in a low and as-seductive-as-I-can whisper if there's anything--anything at all--I can do to raise my grade.Then, if the stars aligned and my dreams came true, we'd go on a crazy-ass adventure with me as her forced sidekick
aren't birthdays alone just fun
>>2161776I could've posted worse.
OK, ONE THING FRIENDOFF GUYS:THE DUE IS THE 30th AND EVERYTHING WILL BE MAKE AROUND THE WORKS SENT THAT DAY, PERHAPS SOME STUFF SENT A DAY LATER WILL ENTER BUT IT'S NOT VERY LIKELY.SO, STUFF DOING NOTHING AND START WORKING RIGHT NOW.
>>2161777The bottom left and top left ones are impractical as heck
>>2161781What do you want me to draw you for your birthday
>>2161768I would be her bumbling, comic-relief sidekick who is also romantically involved with her. We'd go on dangerous adventures together and sleep together in a tent, holding one another and trying to ignore the drums and chanting of savage Jungle Pones not far from our campsite.
>>2161781hahha, faggot.
>>2161781>that feelyou aren't alone, anon, you have us>that feel when people drawing you art for your birthday was the highlight of that entire week
>>2161780>Field work as extra creditHell, I'd do that.
>>2161767Fuck a duck
>>2161741uguu~
>>2161781
>>2161800Why so nigga?
>>2161793Shut up Twilight
I actually like FO:E. Will I like Project Horizons?
>>2161802We care, anon. We care.
>>2161781Have this.My birthday was last week but I did not really give a shit about it; I want to remain young forever.
>>2161800HEY KLONDIKEsup, brudda
>>2161789POWER IS HAVING THE ABILITY TO DO AND THE CONTROL TO NOT.
>>2161808Nope. I'm significantly cooler than Twilight.
>>2161812>Fanfiction of fanfictionF:E is a guilty pleasure of mine, but I haven't read PH
>>2161824Shut up sDash.
>>2161791>>2161777On that note, I don't see why people make wings so overtly complicated like the drawing you shared.
>>2161818Fuck off Wakka I'm not in the mood Hey Fullstop. I got Lulu
>>2161834Nope. I hate to disappoint you, but I am merely a man. A man who wishes for sweaty cuddles with adventure pone.
>>2161840What does she even play likeAnd what made you decide against Voliball
>>2161840There's nothing wrong with Yuna, that's a very cold canyon.
>>2161781Birthdays are worthless and hollow, just like your life.
>>2161853That's not a pone
>>2161793>that feel when you get captured by the jungle pones>that feel when they force-feed both of you intense aphrodisiac and throw you into a pit full of poisonous snakes>that feel when you have to fight off the snakes by riding on top of the vicious lions while at the same time staying close enough to lick and kiss each others' bodies >that feel when when you finally escape your only option is to screw the jungle ponies into submission and leave their entire camp as a soggy groaning mess>that feel when you're still expected to write a final paper about your experiences or you don't get any marks
>>2161816Giving up is a bad attitude
>>2161812FO:E has well-shaped charaters, Kkat knew where she was taking the fic from the very beginning, and used a lot of foreshadowing and her writing style was good.Project Horizons is just a piece of shit without any directions and "HURR DURR I'M SO DARK AND EDGY, DARK AND EDGIER THAN ANYONE ELSE" because the writer is an autistic suicidal prick.I've read it for a time, trust me, you don't want to read it. Just stay at FO:E
LOL I JUST LITERALLYPEEDMYPANTSJUST A LITTE THOUGHI MEAN ITS A LITTLE SPOT NOT LIKE IT RUINED MY CHAIR R NYTHING LOL BUT FOR REAL EPIC LULZ *HIGH FIVES* XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDU FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I WANT THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADWHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XDU FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I WANT THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADWHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT hgXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XDWHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laughxDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSHHOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHITwhatr the HELLWHATA FUCK MAN xDi just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laughxDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOMGOSHDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLTHIS IS A SHITXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDA BIG ONEXDDDDDDDDA GRAT ONEXXXXXXDDDD
>>2161796Sibsy pls go
>>2161857>that feel on the day you realized this
>>2161846I played her a long time ago. Shes great for support. Healer with a great offense.That's the only reason I saved up. Its cause I've been saving up for her and Volleyball only caught my interest at the last second. I'll get him next. Besides hes free this week.
>>2161858>Implying
>>2161859Fuck.....That Daring Do is a pretty cool waifu. What an adventure.
>>2161768Is she teaching refrigerator survival 101 orhat recovery techniques? This is important
>>2161871Why is the pick strapped to his hoof like a pony who doesn't have magical magnetic hoofs that can pick anything up?
>tfw Steel on tv.Why the fuck is so funny to see Shaquille O'Neal?
>>2161857I don't really get it either>Congratulations! You went another year without dropping dead. Not much longer now...
>>2161889Both.
that's all I got for now. I may have more by Sunday.
What does pone saliva taste like?
>>2161893SMALLER
>>2161889>Implying she's not way cooler and sexier than Indiana Pones.
>>2161768I dunnoShe's modeled after Indy and he looked like a pretty shitty teacher from the movies.I'd rather just be her very best friend.
>>2161898Like human saliva and whatever they ate before.
>>2161898Heaven.
>>2161897That girl would probably be prettier without makeup, to be honest.
>>2161898Like a fruit or mixture of fruits that reminds you of them. It's also a powerful aphrodesiac when ingested by humans.
>>2161890Perhaps is easy that way
>>2161897>that noseis that nathan's sister
This city doesn't know what cominShe doesn't feel the heat...
>>2161918>>2161890Maybe the picks as we know them don't exist there, since 2/3 of the ponies wouldn't be able to use them.So they ONLY come looking like that.
>>2161915It's too late. Once they get that far into the Hot Topic store, they never come out
>>2161917This is a fallacy.It's not the saliva itself that arouses humans, it is the act of sloppy makeouts with pone.
>>2161921heh
>>2161904
>>2161893More like woohoo another year passed. What have I done that mattered enough... did I developed in some direction? Did I learned new thing? Did I wasted it?...yeah fuck birthsdays and all that false shit. If not calendars and FB no one would fucking know. I don't have FB account
>>2161936a bloo bloo blooIt's just something to celebrate. People like parties and Americans like clapping.
>>2161936>>2161893I know just what you needhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-28jAoTPFw
>>2161926S'a real shame. She looks kinda clownish there but I bet with more disciplined makeup and dress sense she could easily be a 7 or 8.
>>2161930no there have actually been studies doneJust... be careful accepting any food from them. Unless you want to fuck them, then accept food.
>>2161943>Americans like clappingIt's fun!
There's gotta be something betterSomething that feels more alive
>>2161925Yeah that's true
>>2161948Interesting....Do pones know this, or will Pinkie just think I'm a rapist if I go nuts sharing a sucker with her?
Originally, I was not fond of him, because it was obvious that he was a homo. Yes, I am a homophobe; I fear them all, and I fear the tormenting temptations of falling off the straight path. But then I mentally, sometimes from a DVD (and if you'll pardon the expression), shove some pussy in my face. I tell you what, if I ever stoop down to changing my path, I might as well would get a gender change operation. I've seen the episode of "South Park" where Mr. Garrison had that operation; they showed the gruesome details. ugh...I was programmed to be more favorable towards women over those of my gender. With the infinitely high Boyfriend-Factor, I am not fond of about 99.999999999996% of the total male population, with a margin-of-error of the 4 billionth of a percent (for about 100 men) of whom are okay acquaintences. Those doofs get all the luck, having a Sweetheart to care for and to be cared from, getting all the hugs, kisses and e motional support and the security of a solid future without lonliness and with love and children. And besides that, my Autism is not much help on the programming of my mind. *sigh*
>>2161957That feel when you clap when you wake up
>>2161960They've never met a human before, but after the first few times they'll figure it out. It won't be rape, anyway, you can't rape Pinkie. Of course, whether they'll take more care to protect you from it, or abuse it for their own entertainment... well, that remains to be seen.
>>2161960Are you kidding?Pinkie will do anything to make a new friend.Anything.
>>2161967I don't even have to ask. I can already tell.
>>2161976I clapped at your post.
>>2161976What even is that feel
>>2161957>tfw an American was clapping near mehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bSv1S-NdTo&
>>2161958DONT TURN YOUR BACK ON THE CITY
>>2161977Well, it sounds like fun to me.
>>2161991I'd clap near you, Anon~
>>2161982"Aw man, I just have this...wicked headache, man"
I just traveled through three previous MLPGs to get here.It was an adventure.
>>2162004Want to have another adventure inside my butt?
>>2161982HAhaah
>>2162003It's funny because there's more problems he has than just a simple headache!
>>2162004Hyper-Index works fine.
>>2162003Thats what you get for failing suicide by shotgun. You'd think that would be impossible, but apparently not.
>>2161978I have no interest in being Pinkie friend. In fact I kind of hate her.But she seems pretty gullible. I bet I could make her engage in more and more depraved sex out with guilt trips and assurances of friendship. You think?
>>2162004YOUR ADVENTURE ENDS HERE.
>>2161995I hope so, because if they decide to abuse it you're not going to have much choice in your own actions any more.But then, you always did like the idea of losing control, didn't you anon?
>>2162012Yes, I know, but I had the one from last night open
>>2162018WHAT HAPPENED?
>>2162019You know me too well.
>>2162016>"You'll be my friend after this?">"Sure whatever, just put your head in this bag.">"Mm-kmmpfh!"
>>2162014You lose significant face for failing at shotgun mouthwash.
>>2162018
>>2162016You are evil.
>>2161943I might be rationalist cold asshole again but that's how I feel about it. It's really nice to know someone remembered but moment when you get 50x souless happe birthdoy is just pathetic... I might even set a FB script for that. Fuck.
>>2162027
>>2162016I hope you trip on a doorstill and break your neck.
So quick questionWhat was your favorite small animation detail?What small thing that can't be seen unless you really look for it did you like?
What in the fuck, man? I've just fallen completely out of my chair, due to how much I could just not (and still cannot) stop laughing! Oh, my goodness. This is feces. A large feces! A great feces!Congratulations, man.
>>2162014One does not simply fail at killing themselves with a shotgun ...right?
>>2162036
>>2162040ears flap.
>>2162040Pinkie gently nuzzling Twilight in I BELIEVE Lesson Zero, although I could be wrong.
>>2162045
>>2162029>I might be rationalist cold assholeno you're just being an asspained angsty teenagerif you hate it so much just hide your birthday from your facebookand if birthdays are to shallow and soulless for you why do you have a facebook?go to bed, Holden
>>2162040Derpy reading in HFS and Rarity clearing the leafs off of AJ in Time Cop.
so bored...
>>2162040
>>2162049Yeah, me too I guess
>>2162040I really like the stuff they've been doing with depth-of-field in S2.
>>2162040When they do this with pones.It rustles my jimmies in a way that makes them less rustled in the long run
>>2162049Yup, it was lesson zero.
>>2162049Yes, that was in LZ.I liked that too.>>2162040I just like the little details of their hair movements.
I still haven't started on my friend-off submission and I'm feeling more and more like I can't do anything.
>>2162052
>>2162059I wish to keep her company.
>>2162049?
>>2162054 anivia lanes against warwick
>>2162060It misses the best part, where Rarity rubs the part that AJ booped.
>>2162070I'll be really disappointed if you let me down, man.
>>2162066Yep, that's what I was thinking of. So cute.
>>2162040I don't think that this can count since it may just be a animation error but I like to think that the mirror reflects her dual identityI know it's retarded but let me have my fun
>>2162077>warwick laningJeez, who've you been playing against?
>>2162078Someone get SMILe on the phone!
>>2162080I'll keep trying.
>>2162055>asspained angsty teenagerYeah so being rationalistic means I'm a kiddo?>why do you have a facebook?I just said I don't have FB account. I deleted it about half of an year ago.Read a little bit more carefully.
>>2162066OH GOD SHE'S BEHEADING TWILIGHT WITH HER HAIR!
>>2162077Damn right, Warwick has no business laning anyway.You remember what this one was called?
>>2162093That's all I ask.
>>2162054
>>2162091>>2162100UH.. YEAH. THATS THE JOKEand no i dont
>>2162100>Karthus ults Anivia.gifWarwick is a counter to Olaf top, by the way, so he has business on lane sometimes.
>>2162087That post was bad and you should probably kill yourself
>>2162090Fuck, I had to watch that five times before I realized what was happening.
>You will never be a pone
>>2162096Bitch insulted Rarity
>never really looked outside mlpg>bored, decide why not>THERE'S WORSE THINGS>THAN DEATH HERE
>>2162107Actually, its Caitlin Ults Anivia. Due to the target thingy. Both Hurt like heck though.
>>2162118Like what?
>>2162087Who voiced evil Cadance. God, that song and when she we explaining about the mines beneath Canterlot were the best parts of the episode.
>>2162109OkaySubaru or Sudoku?
>>2162090That was one of my favorites. Hiding Nightmare Moon in the hourglass in the pilot is another good one.
>>2162070You can, anon! No matter what you do, if it was done for fun then nobody will be disappointed! None of us can ask for more than your best effort.
>>2162040Trixie's eyes wobbling when asking the crowd if the could do anything she couldn't. And eyes in general, actually.
>>2162094>Yeah so being rationalistic means I'm a kiddo?no complaining over people wishing you good will for a simple traditional event (in this case, your birthday) and how it's pathetic just screams angsty teen trying to think they're deep and introspective>I just said I don't have FB account. I deleted it about half of an year ago.didn't see your earlier postbut seriously, what's the problem then if you don't have a facebook?
>>2162040>>2162040many people actually managed to miss this scene
>>2162129god yeslove that tooI love when ponies looked crazed
>>2162124We featherfags now?>>2162113Good I hate ponies
http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/6P5GWRTPlease take the Visual Novel survey if you haven't yet.If you have, ignore this post.Thank you.
>>2162040Someone already post the one with AJ shouldering Rarity so I would pick this one.Them shoulder, her smile.
>>2162040this zippy thing when they zoom off screen. that little twirl at the end.i even tried copying it
>>2162040Trademark poses/actions. Several characters have themCloudkicker's Loop trick and Lyra's hop come to mind There is always something silly going on in the background
>>2162113>oh hey I've never seen that drawing of Ace before>check Weaver's tumblr>one post with Ace and the Padre>one post with Ace in the basement from Nanwhat the fuck is going on
UghI really want to read through Fo:E again, but the beginning is so dull and it's such a huge time investment.
>>2162058>Derpy reading in HFSThere wouldn't happen to be a gif of this right? I think I missed this/
>>2162142>telling someone to ignore somethingthink you misunderstand what 'ignore' means, bucko
>>2162129Yeah I also love their eyes
>>2162148
>>2162154Okay, thanks for letting us know that.
>>2162140>We featherfags now?Wingfags.
>>2162163You're welcome.
>>2162154Just read from Chapter 14.I usually read it on my phone when I'm taking a crap, so since I wouldn't do anything else during that time, it's no big deal with time.And sometimes read a bit before sleeping.
>>2162159
>>2162156Here you go.
>>2162125"The caves beneath Canterlot, once home to greedy unicorns who wanted to claim the gems that could be found inside."One sentence, but they didn't have to include it. I'll take worldbuilding anywhere I can get it, man.
>>2162140>that fucking image>that fucking filenameMa nigga
>>2162135I had a problem. I solved it by getting rid of FB. I'm just stating mu point of view. Celebrating birthsday is perfectly fine if it's happening because people cared enough to remember about it. Now it doesn't work that way. Now there are multiply reminders all around and it feel souless. It's mechanical there are no emotions behind just do and forget. In most cases. I'm not saying in all of them.
>>2162171
>>2162171I can't believed I missed that. It's adorable how she still has the derped eyes and still reads it.
>>2162179>not writing a handwritten letter telling a person how wonderful they are for their birthday, then mailing it in a nice envelope with a limited-run stamp
>>2162148That little loop thing is so cute.
>>2162171I'm so proud of Derpy.She's like a daughter to me.
>>2162165Good thing I've been practacing.
>>2162142>tfw all you want is nonsexual adventures with ponies but everyone will vote NSFW
Finally got back to working on the SoarinxSpitfire fic, anyone want to check out a teaser?http://pastebin.com/5QnuHtKWSike! Enjoy the m!masturbation.>that feel when you got uncontrollably horny writing about another guy jerk off
>>2162174This could work for that Chocobo Dungeon 2 rip off with Rarity some anon mentioned.
>spike got the last lines of the season
>>2162191Then you are a grandparent.
It's pretty cool what can be done with flash
>>2162196Ok.
>>2162040When Scootaloo sniffs Sweetie Belle.
>>2162124
>>2162188Yeah... haven't got that one since... 5 years? How does it feel?
>>2162194Don't worry bro, I voted SWF too.
>>2162199Good Im sick of that faggot.
Anyone have pics of Twilight's tail when she's laying down?
>>2162199>season ended with a fade out laugh
>>2162196Unf.Pls pegging or forced sissy/gay.Pls
>>2162200But Derpy has no daughter.
>>2162194I voted for limited NSFW.
>>2162208
>>2162208I'm imagining this bird making turret noises as it turnsBzzkBzzk
>>2162092>>2162078I thought of include that part when making the original gif, but, as you can see in the episode, the camera "moves" when Rarity rubs herself
>>2162218that's the worst thing I've ever seenever
>>2162201God this is at least 7 layers right there or a lot of changing movie clips. And that's only for the head
>>2162225Aha! No one said daughter! Guilty conscience!
>>2162179ok that's a fair pointI thought you meant celebrating someone's birthday in general was some superficial act done only by try-hards
>>2162212It's not that I don't mind NSFW but I would find it more fun if we got on adventures, solved problems around the town, just have old plain fun as friends and so on.If so many want NSFw it should just be a secondary objective that doesn't affect the plot that much
>>2162218"Shut up its my style!"
>>2162234Awww...But that was one of the best little details...By the way Smile, what program do you use when making gifs?
>>2162226Same here. I don't want it to be porn, but I wouldn't mind a little something.
>>2162234Fucking animators
>>2162250Photoshop and GIMP.
>>2162247I want NSFW, but that to be optional and the game to stand without it.Basically I want to go on exciting adventures with my pony waifu.
>all these birdsSo guys, would you be happy if Rainbow Dash got the Falcon instead of Tank?
>>2162224This one is going to remain straight with some light femdom, sorry.I've toyed with the idea of a male bisexual clopfic, but I can't figure out how to make it work. There just aren't enough male characters.
>>2162229
>>2162234Hey this reminded me Is there a high quality version of this gif?If not could you make it?
>>2162266Dude. Use Braeburn or Caramel for the bi stuff.
>>2162265That's who I originally wanted to win
>>2162266>not inventing the an OC male wonderboltOh well. She better make sure she gets plenty of pleasure before she lets him release again.
Oh well, I like drawing birds more than ponies anyway.
>>2162274I like her red eyes
>>2162265nopei was happy with the way that episode endedi would be lying if i said i wasn't rooting for the bat early on though
>>2162265NoI wanted the bat to winHe was fucking awesome and cute at the same timr
What is the extent of changeling magic?
>>2162040The scrunchy faces and floppy ears
>>2162278>using the canonically straight guy for bi stuff
>>2162274Here
>>2162312Thanks bro
>>2162307>Implying that's not just a very feminine stallion
>>2162307HeyHeyknock that off
>>2162307Hey guys use Rarity too
>>2162262Damn, I hoped there is some sort of program that just magically makes it...Guess I'll never make my own gifs.
>You will never be happy in Equestria>You will never leave
>>2162322>implying caramel would be the masculine one in a relationship
I just started drawing and have no idea what to drawhelp
>>2162322With that snout? Nuh-uh.
>>2162242I...but...I stand defeated.But Derpy is still like a daughter to me, and I love her the way she is.
>>2162305Scrunches are best reactions.
>>2162312i really like her fire mane and red eyes.>tfw she'll never do this again
why is he so prettywhy do i want to run my fingers through his manewhy do i want to gargle his cum
Why aren't you drinking bleach?We're waiting for you in here in Equestria!
>>2162337draw our OCs
>>2162350aww that's kind of swee-oh
>>2162337try a 3/4 angle view of a pony standing instead of the generic side one. it'll help a lot in your understanding
>>2162337CMC's trying to reach a jar of zap apple jam in the top of the cupboard
>>2162234
>>2162307>being with a girl disproves bisexuality
>>2162337Pony butt.
>>2162350You should head on down to Texas!Only Steers and Queers come from Texas!You'd fit right in!
>>2162333>tfw the author finally made another comic and plan a monthly update if he get money
>>2162348I miss S1 Twilight...
>>2162351I might.Reality is boring anyway.And even nothingness is better than this life.
>>2162278I'm really bad at writing characters who have no lines at all. The best I can think of is AJ catching Big Mac and Braeburn blowing each other, and then blackmailing them into putting on a show for her before finishing her with a DP.>that feel when you realize ponies made you gay>>2162281She will, and she'll be holding the reins (haw haw) the entire time.
>>2162348>she will do this again for no reason>bronies will eat it up>welovefine releases new 20% hotter shirts
>>2162365Damn mudponies touching glorious Unicorns
dear princess l_s_dthis weekend might be retarded
>>2162253>>2162250I really liked that detail too, so, have the scene intact anyway.
>>2162384...fuck EVERYTHING. why, anon? WHY?
>>2162372What was the name of that comic again?
I'm really assdamaged right nowPlease post cute ponoe, MLPG
How would you play with your pone waifu's body?I wonder if they like having their ears flapped up and down Or their manes curled around their hornOr their tails being swished back and forth
>>2162336>Everyone thinking Braeburn or Caramel are subsGo fuck yourself with a knife.
>>2162394
>>2162389There, right there, that's my OTP
>>2162393Gone of the Blastwave.That last comic fit perfectly about our situation right now.
>>2162394Any particular pony?
>>2162394This'll fix your ass right up.
>>2162389I love that animation.
>>2162408That's retard, not cute
>>2162394only for you anon
excuse me i need to go on a rantAverage fluffy pony greentext:>fluffy pony is existing>THIS MAKES ME SO MAD>HULK SMASH>DIE FLUFFY PONY DIE>SKETTIES>WAN DIE>INSET HALF-ASSED EDIT OF TWO-MINUTE IMPROV FROM JULY 2011>FLUFFY PONY DIES>MY HATEBONER IS NOT SATISFIED>MORE DEATH TO FLUFFY PONIES>MY AUTISM MUST BE QUENCHEDokay sorry continue your horses
>>2162394Here a cute yellow one for you.
>>2162395I'd play around with her wings all day long
>>2162392>NO, see, you get it! It says 20% hotter, which implies it means like cute!>But it actually just mean warmer! hahaha Twilight is a very funny pony
>>2162403>black and red maneJust like my hurting soul!
>>2162395that sounds >fun
>>2162418Go fuck yourself faggot
>>2162411Any pony is finealso thanks guys, my butt feels less mangled now.
>>2162395I'd scratch behind her ears and prod her horn if I wanted her attention
>>2162395>you will never lie in a bed with your pony waifu, just chilling, while you playfully throw her ear around between your two handsWhy would you do this to me, anon????
>>2162395
>>2162414Sorry.
>>2162395why can't they be real so I can do this ;_;colorful marshmallow pones that isnot gross 3DPD irl horses
>>2162428No problem bro I'm glad to help>>2162433...Guys I kinda also need happy ponies now...
>>2162333
>>2162433>her legs will never wiggle around in the air as you hold her as high as you can, acting out your favourite scene from the lion king>"But Lions are a democracy, anon, not a theocracy!">you will never hug your waifu close and occasionally tickle under her legs as you watch all your favourite childhood movies together>she will never sob into your shoulder at Bambi
>>2162424
>>2162437hnnnnngggerrytime
>>2162395>In an alternate Universe, ponies are discussing whether their Human husbandos would like if they played around with their fingers and their toes, and then be depressed that their favourite humans will never be real
>20+ Celsius outside.>Take a two hour walk.>Buy Dr. Pepper on way home.It was a good day. Praise Celestia.
I NEED PICTURES.PICTURES OF TREES FROM THE SHOW.it's for a study
>>2162454draw a catponyplease
>>2162465>20+Fuck you. it's 35 here, I'm sweating literally everywhere.
>>2162423same heredifferent pony though
>>2162471for a second i thought that was a full diaper
>>2162425At least the coat isn't black. I think if you were take the collective populations of pony fanfictions as a guide, 3 quarters of equestria's population is composed of black coated unicorns
>>2162468>twi's tailtwitch
>>2162476Those fucking wings
>>2162425>tfw black and red is my favroite color
>>2162469I'll be doing sketches in about 30 minutes. I guess that makes you first.Catpony as in... one of the show ponies catified? ...or some wicked hybrid? Also which pone.
>>2162463>that feel when you will never press your horn between your favourite human's toes
>>2162498PINK
Do you think Fluttershy would make a good North Korean dictator?
>>2162465>leaving the houseFucking casual, you disgust me.
>>2162463In the alternate universe, which pony picks you as their humanhusbando?
>>2162457>you will never curl her mane around her horn at cheesy romantic or boring parts>you will never just lie back while she is sitting upright and watching curiously>you'll never just sweep her tail around to entertrain yourselfOh Twiligth, if only you were real...;_;
>>2162457why is life so cruel
>>2162503Lyra pls sex me
>>2162468
>>2162498Like a cat-like pony. Or hybrid thing whatever.Purple, if you would.
>>2162350>You will never have your perfect, sweet gay boyfriend pony>You will never spend your free time together, talking and sharing experiences with each other>You will never be accepted into a completely unbiased society in Equestria where nobody as much as bats an eye, but instead welcomes your relationship>You will never develop an ordinary life together, going to work, coming home and just spending time with one another>You will never have your daily routine of waking up with a light snuggle, breakfast, work and dinner before filling each other to the brim with semen
>>2162492Iknowritewho would think a year ago that wing could be so arousing
>>2162495Like your soul?I know that feel, I just like the fucking colors, it has nothing to do with being edgy
>>2162465>Florida>Was actually pretty nice yesterday, 70 degrees in the rain>Took a walk at night, wore a hoodie because fuck getting wet>Stop by a gas station, pick up some tea and some skittles>Get a call>It's my girlfriend>Sipping on tea and talking to my girlfriend in the rain>Super relaxed, decide to take my time>Get shot by some mexican>Start a huge race war
>>2162476>>2162521Speaking of which, would she want a human companion on her side and why should she?
>>2162519Ay! I'll try.
>>2162476Do you ever sleep Kein?Those are some nice wings
>>2162468Luckiest tree
>>2162537Yes. A princess always takes an esoteric pet.
>>2162463>in an alternate universe, they just made a post exactly like this except talking about us
>>2162511I'm sure she would be a pretty pony.>in an alternate universe "tfw Anon will never love me"
>>2162524/)
>>2162171so Derpy's right eye is the functioning one?how do crossed eyes work?
>>2162520>You'll never wear Braeburn's hat and vest as he fucks your ass >He'll never finish up and lick the dripping semen from your asshole>He'll never suck you off and allow you to cum in his mouth>You'll never share a semen-filled kiss with Braeburn
>>2162529Let's blame Luna
>>2162549>And they are just plain ponies. Nothing to cute or beautiful>there are also some fat one
>>2162549>>2162553ONE DAYONE DAY I'LL INVENT A PORTAL TO THE PONY UNIVERSE WHERE MY WAIFU LOVES MEYOU"LL SEEYOU'LL ALL SEE
>>2162564Could you take me with you?
>>2162564>not going on whacky Sliders-theme adventures with fellow ponyfags until you find an Equestria where you all have pony waifus who love youI shiggidy
>>2162537Why would she?Though, I always imagined serving in her castle/besides her a as chronologist and researcher of their race/civilization.
>>2162512>her eyes will never twinkle as she turns round to you and asks if they ever make any of these movies out of books>you will never show her netflix>she will never sit on your knee, holding up a tub of ice cream for you and her to dig into as you watch the movie version of her favourite human book>she will never turn around partway through and nuzzle you on the cheek. "The tub says family size because that's what we are.">she will never express disappointment that it wasn't as good as the book afterwards
>>2162564>>2162573Yeah, and me as well?
>>2162564>after years of isolation you finally succeed>it works without problems>or so you think>Thanks tto a miscalculation you end up in Ross' version of Equestria>Ross' human version of Equestria
>>2162511>that feel when you're your least favourite pony's husbando>your waifu's posting record is full of posts saying "Anon is worst human" with long, detailed descriptions of why she hates your character for being so unrealistic
>>2162575That would actually be fun but >>2162594 may happen
>>2162564>>2162583>>2162583>get there>everfree forest>manticore gores you all immediately
>>2162594I'd be fine with that as long as I got to fuck his Hoity-Toity's ass.
>>2162594A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH, TO BE SURE.
>>2162594BUT WHY, ANON.WHY.
I think I like you mlpg
>>2162609rocks fall, everyone dies, bad end?
>>2162608Then we just Slide away from there!That's why my version is better than the portal one!
>>2162620Thats really gay anon.
>>2162594Has Ross been on since yesterdays rage quit?
>>2162628someone post that pleasethe emails i mean
>>2162628He's among us right now...Could be any one of you...
>>2162622But didn't they in sliders had to stay in the universe they landed a random amount of time?
>>2162620I like you too, Anon.
>>2162620
I wish I had a personal Rarity right now
>>2162613>>2162615HE PLAYED WITH POWERS THAT WERE NOT MEANT FOR MANTHIS IS HIS JUST REWARD
>>2162645How big would you want her to be?
>>2162642The spa ponies need more feels.
So I've been gone a few weeks. What did I miss?
>>2162633Well, we just wait out that time.Wait out and pray they don't find us
>>2162642is she eating Rainbow Dash's nose?
>>2162645Me too anon me tooEven if it was a mini Rarity I would be happy
>>2162649I don't careI just need someone to style my hair properly
>>2162620speaking of MLPGget Rose, are you here?
>>2162642>How do I draw snouts
>>2162649TINY RARITY!
>>2162658>Mini RarityThat the dream anon.
>>2162661> gethow in the hell did I misspell "hey"
>>2162658You already know what I'm going to say, right?
>>2162659Well then she couldn't very well be a Tiny Rarity?So I guess you just want he standard pony size.What kind of style would she even give you? assuming guy
>>2162655Drama.
>>2162658I'd love a Fluffy Rarity
>>2162671Tiny rarity would be fine actually, magic and shit.That's why I need her, I don't know shit about hairstyles.
>>2162671>not having a throng of tiny Rarities fussing over your hair
>>2162658
>>2162656But what if they do anon?What if they find usWhat if it's his mime.Or even worse? HIS MEATBALL?
>>2162655just some cry
>>2162672Hey. No. Shush.Look into the archive and stfu about everything.
>>2162581>You'll never sit in a hammock under the sun on a lazy summer afternoon while reading your favourite book>She'll never walk up to you, asking if she can join you>the two of you will never share a hammock and read together until it gives away and you both fall down to the ground>the two of you will never laugh at your misfortune>she'll never nuzzle your neck on the ground and say she loves youWhy am I doing this to myself
>>2162670I have no idea
>>2162682>Read that as>Not having Rarity's tiny thong Would you sniff Rarity's thong?
>>2162682Pffftt hahaimagining a bunch of tiny raritys in my hair cracks me up
>>2162694What kind of question is that? Who wouldn't.
>>2162694I would sniff anything Rarity's
>tfw I want to make porridge and pretend it's my husbando's delicious candy pony semen
>>2162684Slut>>21626823DPD slut>>2162680>>2162677>>2162671>>2162668>>2162665>>2162658>>2162645>>2162692SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT
>>2162697
>>2162682>posting Rarity cosplay that isn't Rarititties
>>2162662what
>>2162708I TOLD YOU TO STAY OFF THE TABLE
>>2162694Unf.
>>2162705>Twilight wakes up in the middle of the night with you sniffing her mane because Rarity touched it
>>2162686WELL THEN I WOULD SELFISHLY SHOOT YOU IN THE LEG AND RUN AWAY!I'LL SEND A POSTCARD FROM THE REAL EQUESTRIA!
>>2162708Shut up dashfag.
>>2162708ok, that's it, no more tables
>>2162710Fuck you PWA, those are perfectly adequate titties. Big titties are disgusting.
>>2162709But the Rarities are having so much fun
>>2162711He cant draw snouts.
>>2162690>AND THEN THEY FUCKED
>>2162631Would you like all the e-mails from start to finish?
>>2162715>anon's ultimate goal is to get to Celestia because Rarity kissed her on her hooves
>>2162690>she will never hop away from you and concentrate, lifting the hammock by both ends and levitating you into the air>she will never jump up into it and rest two of her legs across your body, before putting her head on your chest >"I can't keep the hammock up and read at the same time, anon. Could you read to me for a while?"Same reason I am
>>2162733I have no idea what's going on, but I want them.I want them all.I always laugh so much at Ross when he's butthurt.
>>2162740archive divectrl+f sparkler
>>2162737I can't.I just can't write more.But please, continue.I want to butcher my bleeding heart some more.
>>2162733>filenameAnd this is why in my headcanon unicorns are the scientists and engineers that invent most things in Equestria just to be huge dicks to the other races
>>2162728shut up faggothis snouts are cute
>>2162682oh god i want all those plushies
>>2162756I would LOVE to get an introduction like that when I visit a spa.
>>2162761Everyone wants at least one mini Rarity.
>>2162756They can poke your eyes out with them pointy snouts.
>>2162766>going to a spanigga u gay
>>2162771someone post that Rose' pic
>>2162754That's a pretty good head canon>>2162772>Not going to the spa with your favorite ponyenjoy your filthy mud pony
>>2162723Ain't saying she's ugly, but Rarititties will always be queen.
>>2162780Hahaha, no.
>>2162756
>>2162772>implying you wouldn't go to a spa in Equestria, knowing full well the only sensitive manipulators the spa sisters have are their mouths
>>2162780No.
>>2162780Actually, I think I like the other one better.
>>2162772I would be incredible gay for such kind of service from two hot twins.
>>2162793>mfw the original is betterHow is this even possible? She is a 3dpig.
>>2162793I'd go gay for Dash in a heartbeat
>>2162581>"The tub says family size because that's what we are."HelpI cannot hold these feels
>>2162793how can she be so cute and so sexy at the same time
>>2162780Man I like this one better
>>2162793>Confused?Yes I am. Did you select the right picture?
>>2162772You would want to go to a spa run by those twins?Dammit Aspirant; your fic about them make me like them alot more then I should have.
>that pic GG made "in an attempt to patch things up between him and Ross"jesus fucking Christ, I love GG so much when he does stupid shit like this.
>>2162816Aspirant wrote a fic?
Umm, hey, does anyone know the source? Tumblr/DA/FA, not imageboard
>>2162791>>2162788>>2162785Eh, difference of tastes. It's cool. I just like having an excuse to post that cosplayer.>>2162808Definitely can't argue with the glasses and hair.
>>2162823Pic where?
>>2162802You hold the spoon so you can feed it to her. She just uses magic to lift bits up to you. It's a good system.
>>2162833Have you tried google's reverse image search?
>>2162837
>>2162723(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
>>2162830A tiny fapfic that branch off the Pinkie Quest. The one where one of the twin want anon.
>>2162833http://www.reddit.com/r/ClopClop/comments/u5nl2/queen_chrysalis_got_more_than_what_she_bargained/They only post on reddit for now. They also did some adorable Twilight pictures and a fairly nice waifufic.
>>2162833>>2162841yeah, it leads to imgu--oh,nvm, iti s Redditholyfuck manhttp://www.reddit.com/user/Lunaismaiwaifu/submitted/HOLYFUCK
>browsing around for E3 shenanigins>find thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXizEuYzLRI
Oh man I haven't drawn for so long. Every thing I do feels clumsy and stupid. Fuck these stupid hands.
>>2162864THAT FACE
>>2162844What's GG's tumblr again? I haven't seen anything from him for a while; starting to wonder if I'm not following anymore.
Oh god how I love this picture
>>2162864Let me guess; the same people that make Star Wars Kinect?
>>2162888http://tgweaver.tumblr.com/
>>2162830>>2162848Didn't have the original link for it so re-pastebin'd it: http://pastebin.com/SuppEcrG .
http://swfpony.tumblr.com/post/23802107159/http-snapai-deviantart-com-art-low-flier-animated
>>2162905I want to rail that OC
>>2162902Does anyone have that AnonXRarityXTwilight in the dressing room?
>>2162891You sicken meHow could you ever do that to a innocent little pone?
>>2162917She wanted it
>>2162875Best thing:that face stays for the ENTIRE GAME. It doesn't change expression. At all.
>>2162923>2012 technology.png
>>2162921Lies and slanderAs if Rarity would ever allow anyone to fuck with her hair
>>2162902Eugh, can tell he's used to greentext. I do hope he moves away from it soon.
>>2162930Even she doesn't know it, but she likes it
Wollt ihr den totalen Krieg?
>>2162914Did aspirant do one? I recall TAW did a long time back
>>2162950Ich habe das optimale 20 centimeters.Ich can nicht auch deuthse
>>2162930They have magicTwilight probably knows a spellShe doesn't know about itThe sound of the scissors.How they slowly approached her hair.She felt each hair strand being cutIt was exhilarating. She never felt more alive
>>2162930Now imagine a hairjob from Rarity.>>2162943Why do people write greentext again? Other than being lazy hacks?
>>2162740Maybe I was a bit heavy handed with him, but sometimes I just don't want to put on the kid gloves.
>>2162965It's a terrible medium for the person writing it. If anything it will just make you a worse writer.
>>2162950Ich habe einen Panzerwagen in meinen Lederhosen.
>>2162951Yeah aspirant did itHe wrote two at the same timeThreesome AnonXTwilightXRArity and just Twilight being Anon's bitch in the dressing roomTAW did something like that?All I remember is that short AnonXTwirity in Rarity's shopWay to short for me
>>2162965>Now imagine a hairjob from Rarity.There are actually pictures of this or it might be her tail, whatever
>>2162965it's really not that straightforwardon one hand it has a much lower barrier for entry and requires much less investment, but gets the same core ideas across as real writingit kinda fits the format of an imageboard better, toobut yeah most people who only write greentext are hacks just because they don't know any betteraspirant seems like somebody who might actually be able to write though and I hope he doesn't ruin that by getting too used to the shortcuts from greentext
>>2162974Fucking Ross
>>2162982I'm going to Goebble you up
>>2162983interestinglink?
>>2162974Oh boy, I'm just starting to read this but this is already hillarious.Did you two had an arguement in the generals too?
>>2162974>mfw I was the one that told ross sparkler was doing a joke entry
>>2162943Does anyone else think greentext is an interesting medium? Not a good medium, but interesting. It's always second person self insert, you know you're talking to like minded people so you can cut the crap and say something bluntly and the pacing is completely manual, you can split it into as many or as few lines as you need. It's an efficient way of transferring feels access the internet.
>>2162974What was your entry?
>A friend and I need a second opinion on this. So sorry for the weird ask. But I was re-watching the Flim flam brothers song when I noticed that their horn magic creates the same color green as the Changeling queen. Me and my friend think it could of been some kind of build up, since they we're basically stealing all the love Ponyville had for Applejack and her family. Plus they had some pretty evil facial expressions. Are we crazy ponies? or what do you think?
>>2163021It absolutely is, but it doesn't at all scale. You can see the influence in aspirant's writing up there, it's split into blow-by-blow chunks. It doesn't flow. Greentext doesn't have to flow--indeed, it can't--but writing does or it just feels wrong.
>>2163000Link to what?TAW's story?pastebin.com/9bcZDxpjAspirant's?I don't know where. That's why I'm asking
>>2163024I haven't submitted it yet. If I get a new partner, I'll shit something out for him. Otherwise, I'll send it to Leth.>>2163015Hah>>2163011He was mostly talking shit while I was busy talking about Night Guards and playing Diablo.
>>2162974Ahaha...oh god he's so pathetic that he actually thinks his art is better that MS or JJ
>>2163030I hope my life is never so pathetic that I discuss head canon for my little pony with a rl friend
>>2163051But what did you write about?
>>2163035Yeah I'm finally reading this, and this is just barely above "unreadable" status. The actual clop part has some flow to it, but the lead-up just feels like it was rushed through to get through.
>>2163052What I find curious is that he could draw something good, but he is so stubborn to stay at his shit style that it drags him down.Also, he's a flaming faggot as well, and that doesn't help either.
>>2163063Who knows~~
>>2162891...Are those small teats?
>>2163088DON'T TEASE ME LIKE THAT
>>2163035That's the hard part. I've written some greentext before, not enough that you'd think it would affect my normal writing, but still, every time I try my hand at writing it doesn't flow for shit. It's just a collection of disjoint sentences.
>>2162974>I work so hard to be recognized in MLPG as legitimate and one of the more competent artists there....Is he serious?
>>2163071Mmm, it's that dichotomy that implies to me that it's more of a mindset issue than a technical one--he probably could write a good story if he wasn't stuck in the greentexting mindset.
>>2163090Yes.
>>2163097Sadly, he is.I don't know how he can be this deluded.>>2163088You were always such a cocktease, Sparkler.
>>2163051>If I get a new partnerHowever this turns out, I still eventually want to see Ross's picture for you and your writing for him. This has made me too curious.
>>2163096Well, it's not an issue that can only be caused by greentext, but I do feel that it exacerbates the problem somewhat. Flow and structure is something that can only come with experience, I think. Certainly it's no reason to give up, especially not in this fandom where quality has shit all to do with popularity anyway.
>>2163120Ross' picture was something about Azuhiotl and Daring Do
>>2163112>don't like teats>but those are small and cuteDAMMIT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FEEL
>>2163120> I still eventually want to see Ross's pictureHe post the pic several times its auizotl holding daring do or something.
>>2163129Jr draw some cute teats, did you see Jessy oc pic he draw?
>>2163125Humanized?
>>2163120Here's the imgur link from the e-mails: http://i.imgur.com/TFiZw.jpg>>2163114I think at this point, he has no choice but to hold to his delusions; he's put so much time into achieving this that if he accepts failure, it will drive him mad.
>>2163125>>2163120There's a link to the sketch in the e-mail cap Sparkler put up.imgur.com/TFiZw.jpgI thought he had quit and wasn't gonna finish it, though.
>>2163139No, poneIt's actually quite nice but I didn't save it because >Ross sketch
>>2163120There a link in the image. Just type it out next time.http://i.imgur.com/TFiZw.jpg>>2163129Its small and innocent-like.
>>2163129>not liking pony teatsThe best thing about pony teats is that they're either small and cute, or full of delicious milk.
>>2163139Nope, pony.
At least it's not hot at night
>>2163175WHY DID YOU DIE, HORSE?WHY?
>>2163185it died from not being pretty enough
>>2163201Derpy...
We claim this horse for the glory of the Pegasi EmpireBow to our infinite might, profligates
I wonder how GG comes up with all this.Somehow he manages to make me laugh almost every time.
>>2163175that feel when I'm one of them
>>2163212That one was great.
>>2163212
>>2163205Rome pones are sexy as fuck
I had a dream last night where I was a pony and Fluttershy was forcing me to lick cake frosting off her hooves.I woke up with a raging boner.Should I be concerned?
>>2163205Sorry what?I can't hear you. I'm to busy having magic and flying
>>2163231You should be more concerned if you didn't wake up with a raging bonerThat might mean you're impotent
>>2163212Ahaha.
>>2163212pffffthahahaha
>>2163212Oh man, the little catfight those two had was glorious
>>2163235sluty.jpg
>>2163231No, you should feel overjoyed that you dream at all, let alone dream of pony, even more so that you have really awesome pony dreams
>>2163231This is a normal side effect of regular ponying. No need to be concerned.
Who the hell takes "get dunked" as an insult seriously?
>>2163235Wow that pony sure is a grade A slut.
>>2163231>Fluttershy forcing me to lick cake frosting off her hoovesPlease tell me more
>>2163235Wow, look at Rarity slutting it up.
>>2163267I, for one, find it fucking hillarious.
>>2163267Apparently Ross.Personally, every time someone tells me to get fucked I take it as a heartfelt prayer that I will one day lose my virginity.
>>2163231Not many cannot get dreams like that. You are the lucky one and you should not be concerned about having a dream about Fluttershy or having a boner when you wake up.
>>2163267Who the hell takes anything here seriously?
>>2163287>>2163278>>2163256
>>2163184:3
>>2163298I believe in you, Anon.
>>2163298Get fucked, Anon. I hear it's rather enjoyable.
>>2163231i wish my pony dreams were like that
>>2163236>>2163264>>2163265>>2163300I'm not like you guys though, I very, very rarely think of ponies sexually.Also, it was my first pony dream and i'm kinda disappointed that it was sexual.
>>2163298Get fucked.In a good way.Get fucked hard.
>>2163316Fuck you, that's my number one fetish.Be grateful, at least for me.
>>2163298What a fucking child.
>>2163316Same here. They get you in the dreams, Anon.THE DREAMS.STAY AWAKE.
>>2162309I don't know why but I can't stop watching this gif. And to think twlight has one of these creatures in her house.
>>2163316My first pony dream was sexual.It broke me into the depraved horsefucker I am today. Welcome to the herd.
>>2163316Apparently you do,You wouldn't be having dreams about it if a small part of you didn't think about it.
>>2163316>tfw when I tried to have sexual fantasies with ponies for the first time before going to sleep>tfw when I couldn't
>>2163334This is why I never sleep.
>>2163316You are still lucky, you lucky bastard. I got one dream where Rarity crashes her car into my parked car and another being artist critic and starting at Ross' Pinkie in a museum, with one critic stabbing his eyes and the other saying its good.
>>2163313>>2163314>>2163321Aw, thanks you guys
>>2163352Get fucked, Nathan.
>>2163348>ross' pinkie in a museum with one critic stabbing his eyeshahahaha
>>2163352I feel bad for Peanus
>>2163316My only pony dream ever was some brief Pinkie Pie anal. I woke up soft. Meh.
>>2163282>"oh anon I got frosting on my hoof, could you help clean it off? ...Pretty please?">"Sure I'll just get a paper tow-">she cuts in>"Oh you don't have to bother yourself with that, you could just use your tongue if you like.">she slowly moves closer as she says this>"u-umm">"Please?" She stares at you with her innocent aqua blue eyes>she's blocking the only entrance
>>2163348>being artist critic and starting at Ross' Pinkie in a museum, with one critic stabbing his eyes and the other saying its good.ahahahahaha
>>2163357:3>>2163366How's that? He likes what he's read of my stuff and I am looking forward to finishing this story for him and seeing what he has for me.
>>2163348>and another being artist critic and starting at Ross' Pinkie in a museum, with one critic stabbing his eyes and the other saying its good.MY SIDES
>>2163372my boner is vicious
Flutterstalker pls go
Ross's designs are great as caricatures but shit as characters.
>>2163348>being artist critic and starting at Ross' Pinkie in a museum, with one critic stabbing his eyes and the other saying its good.I completely lost my shit. That's amazing.>MLPG as art critics in a museum full of fanart
>>2163407ross's designs are great as horror movie monsters but shit as characters
>>2163409>We all leave and go have lunch at a steakhouse>The museum is ablaze
>>2163409Everything is shit but some is less shit than others.A good half of us never leave the Adult Art gallery.
food ponies are still a thing, right guys?
>>2163409>mfw i go to the ross exhibit
>>2163409>one guy gets to each drawing first and says "it's shit">a few people offering various small criticisms along with praise>Ross launching into lengthy speeches about how miserable of an artist everyone but himself in the gallery is
>>216342710/10 would eat
>>21634270/10, would not fuck.Just look at that greasy hair
>>2163427Beautiful, truly beautiful.Did you eat it yet?
>>2163437out
>>2163436>implying we wouldn't lynch Ross if we had the chance
>>2163450>Implying a few of us don't enjoy ross>Implying I'm ross
Sentenal is the curator of the museum.Nathan is the creepy Janitor who lives in the vents.
please respond
>>2163437>>2163440never change, mlpg
>>2163466>Nathan is the creepy Janitor who lives in the vents.my lungs
>>2163466>Smile is the doorman
>>2163457Get dunked
>>2163129Tiny teats are freaking adorable.
>>2163466Deaf is the security guard.
>>2163470Hi!
>>2163485Thats actually cute how is that possible?
>>2163489Hello Panka.
>>2163485I think it ruins the picture
>>2163485>that pattern in Rarity's eyes...discreet augmentations? or just "MY STYLE"?
Why aren't you fags watching /mlp/ vs /jp/?http://streamchan.com/?name=barrel_roll
>>2163491Its on a cute body and the size of that teat is small and cute. Don't you want to rub it gently. Pitch it a little a bit of moan from Rarity?
>>2163509My style.>>2163510Like I give a fuck.
>>2163510>>>/mlp/Also, you guys got your thread for that shit. In other words, get the fuck out.
>>2163512I don't like lactation and this is why I usually don't like teats.But this...I don't know what to say
>>2163502How ya doin'?
We augmented now
>>2163536Are you the real Pinkie?
>>2163476>Leth is the sentient security system
>>2163533I don't like lactation either but those are incredibly cute teats.
>>2163529>Implying I didn't find out about this from /k/>Implying I didn't just want to make sure you guys knew about this;-;
>>2163538bueno.
>>2163544Who's asking?
>>2163559Not that anon, thanks for thinking of us I supposeBut that's MLPG, you're going to get a large range of responses.
>>2163556>>2163533>not liking lactationbut... it has everything! Cute little teats, adorable noises, immediate proximity to her adorable little vag, delicious milk, a variety of exciting and musky scents, everything!
>>2163565I don't see Pinkie ever whispering in spoilers.
What video game would you play with your favorite CMC?
Hey writefags, I'm stuck. Can somebody graciously donate some time and help me out?http://pastebin.com/ZLPRtAvg
>>2163538I love augments and RarityIt makes me so happy that for some reason Rarity got 90% of the augmented pony picsIf I remember correctly this comic is the main reason right?
>>2163585Demonophobia.
>>2163559I don't care about this but I just opened the stream and giggled at the name of our players.>Cheeselegs passes it to fucking marker, in turn passing it to rape...
>>2163585Splinter Cell
>>2163591pretty sure.
>>2163584is that what am i'm supposed to get out of spoilerslike if someone posts something in spoilers should i picture anon leaning in really close to whisper about horse cocks to me instead of just speaking normally
>>2163585Guitar Hero with Sweetie Belle. I want to hear her sing.
>>2163581But that's the thing, lactating teats aren't cute or little, they're all swollen and gross. I also don't like milk.
>>2163585THPSOr Rollercoaster Tycoon with applebloom
>>2163510>/jp/ losing to /mlp/they should seriously kill themselves for thisultimate shame
>>2163581Sorry broI tried but it actually turns me offBut I seem to like those small and cute ones because there's no lactation
>>2163589Help with what exactly? Looks like you're on the path for a fairly standard sex scene here, are you not?
>>2163605Do you have the UEF version as well? It's the only one I forgot to save!
>>2163607Yes.What did you think spoilers were supposed to mean?
>>2163618You and me can be niggas now.
>>2163608>Applebloom plays guitar>Scoots is on drums
>>2163597I was playing Splinter Cell again because I started listening to Amon Tobin again
>>2163607That's how most people seem to read it, but it's whatever you want
>>2163607KindaThey've really taken on a flavor of their own which is unascribable to a real life action though
>>2163624Here
>>2163625i don't know
>>2163564I wonder how did Rarity get such design for thos augments.>>2163585Power Stone 2. I can picture them tripe teaming me in that game (if they did not " accidentally" kill each other first).
>>2163618>>2163630Can I come, I agree too
>>2163591at first I thought it was an autistic ideait still isbut I have to admit I really fucking like it someone post more pls
>One of our players is named Black TwilightOH FUCK MY SIDES, OH GOD
>>2163632>tfw stuck on bass againBueno. Best instrument.
>>2163656Yeah yeah we know
>>2163649>that feel when you haven't properly tagged your imagesOnly one I can post.
>>2163585Rayman Origins with them all, would be a total clusterfuck and >fun
>Get out of /jp/ scores.Fuck I'm laughing harder than I should have.
>>2163623I always have difficult writing foreplay for some reason. It always trips me up and I end up rushing through it, which irritates me because it's my favorite thing to do IRL.
>>2163672This is actually more entertaining than I thought.
There a thread for the babby cup right here. Just saying.>>2162819
>SAH-GAY GETS THE BALL THERE
>>2163662
>>2163678Well, think about what you like about it, think about the reasons why you like those things, and then write it down.
>>2163691
>you will never get backrubs from best pone>never>ever
OH COME ON! FUCKING /jp/!
>>2163702That artist is so fucking bad.
>>2163687There's also a thread for waifufagging, a thread for show discussion, a thread for pony pictures, etc.Stop hating fun and deal with it.
Pfffhahahah /mlp/ you bunch of losers.
>>2163702On one hand TwirityOn the other >anthroBad anthro even
>>2163716Nothing good about it.
>>2163702I can't help it, whenever I see anthro I instantly think aliens.
>>2163713Then why not you go there then?
>>2163697Hmm, okay. Guess the story is going to get heavier with the femdom, but knowing bronies, they'll love it.
/jp/ just scored again. 3-2 for /jp/
OH GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! I CAN'T BELIEVE /jp/ WON
>>2163744Why don't you?
>Rewatching the pilots>NMM's voice>her laughDAMMIT TABITHA STOP GIVING ME BONERS
Holy shit /mlp/ sucks at soccerAlso are these actual players playing or do they just set up bots or something
>>2163754Expect its never part of the MLPG. Why not comment there?>>2163750>>2163749>>2163760Go here>>2162819
/jp/ came from being behind by 2 to score 3 goals and beat us.
>>2163760I THINK they are bots but I never went into one of those threads, it's interesting but damn they can't loose a match after winning 2-0
Have you eaten candy today MLPG?I know I have.
>>2163772It's over already. Calm the fuck down threadpolice, nobody likes you.
>>2163772Trying too hard, son? Shut the fuck up
>>2163784Fuck off you are not Pinkie.
>>2163772>HEY, I DON'T LIKE IT. GO AWAY.Shut the fuck up, anon.
>>2163784I would fuck that horse until she couldn't walk
>>2163772Like we ever talk about anything anyway.
>>2163772It's not like we were talking about anything right now anyway. We'll probably go back to being really dead.
>>2163805We talk about Ross a lot.
I think Rainbow Dash would really like this album.
>>2163821He's quite a spectacle.
>>2163828That looks really deep, bro.
>mfw /g/ has a horse porn dump on the front pageWelp.
>>2163790>>2163802Aren't you two mad? >>2163789>>2163776>>2163777And again, >>2162819.>>2163819We were talking Rarity Augs and CMC gaming at the moment.
>>2163843>it's like I don't even need /mlp/ anymore
>>2163842It isn't really, it's just jungle/UK garage.
>>2163849You're literally the worst shitposter I've ever seen on any board.
I laughed hard with the name of the players, I think there were some of us in the first threads of this shit iirc
>>2163804Don't you have a city to be guarding?
>>2163757>>2163757
>>2163866They take our jokes for the names a long time ago.
>>2163849>lol u mad?Go shitpost somewhere else, please.
>>2163872SHE'S FUCKING INSANETARA HAS NOTHING ON THIS BITCHAND THAT FUCKING VOICE DEAR GODWHY CAN'T I HAVE THIS WOMAN
>>2163875Yeah that's what I'm saying, I think I remember the first thread was linked here and some people went there to suggest names
>>2163849Nice going assholenow we're talking meta, specifically involving you.We're futher away from talking about ponies then we were before.
>>2163872Bitch be crazy, but I love her for it.
>>2163894It never endsIt's like Twilight trying to fix the icing on the cupcakes by removing more icing.
>>2163893/jp/ had a player called AUTISM, I think he plays for all boards
>>2163907she solved that by removing almost all the icing thoughwe'll always always always have meta bullshit to talk about
>>2163910Now /gif/ and /f/ are playing, that's some animated match
>>2163923In our case, the icing is pony discussion.
>MLP is made in flash>flash is technologyWe can post ponies on /g/ now.
Even Stay here with you guys to see you complain about metaOdds Play some Warzone 2100
>>2163937Lucky bastard.
>>2163925>Pun_Detected.jpg
So what happens in four days?
>>2163894>>2163864And yet you guys are still here talking about it and not ponies. >>2163882>still using lol u man?>implying you are not shit posting yourself>>2163893I remember some were against it but they still take the name anyways. Heck, they wanted to take another one from here (lifeboat), many say no, and they still would have take it until Leth came in say they have too much from here.
>>2163961Autism.
Twikitty.Just a sketch but I threw some color on it.Other requests?
>>2163961We can an explosion of possibly cool fan art and sub par writing.
>>2163968Draw the cmc playing rock band.
>>2163968CMCs covered in zap apple jam
>>2163936Ponies have always been cool on /g/, man. It's just joints like /co/, because they take exception to people talking about cartoons there.
>>2163976This so hard
>>2163961The friendoff where artists and writer are partner up for story and fic.
>>2163968My waifu being slutty on the table so people won't get on it anymore.
>>2163968Tha's cute.
>>2163972Why can't we have sub-par fanart and cool writing?
>>2163964I'm not using it you stupid shit, I'm quoting you.Are you retarded? Do you not understand how greentext works?
>>2163937Well time to rape the collectiveSee you faglords later
>>2163968Oh hey, my request.Thanks, Kitty Tail.
>>2163964Oh gee, just shut up, nobody is going to do what you say
>>2163961The friend-off closes! We shall have around sixty new pieces of content to sate our pony related desires from all our favourite contributors, and Ross!
>>2163976>>2163985Third.
>>2163995Sorry, it doesn't work that way
>>2164008Or more accurately, everyone will congratulate the good artists for their great entries, laugh at the bad ones for not being good, all the whole ignoring the fanfiction. Because who reads fanfiction?
>>2163976
>>2164008>all our favourite contributors, and Ross!All my friends are here!And Ross is here too!
>>2163996Quoting incorrectly and putting a retard old meme in my mouth. Learn to quote correctly unless you want to look like faggot.>>2163968Either this >>2163976 or >>2163981Also, the kitty is cute.
>>2164008Oh, that faggotry
>>2163967Don't forget about drama>>2163976Rockband as in "Rockband"?>pic.Ya know? It might not be the best but I'll go with rule of first. If I don't like first requester I'm going for second etc.
>One of the /gif/ players is called "Is this real?"Pffthahaha
>>2164027This is exactly what I planned on doing.
>>2164024Because reading is for faggots, right?
>>2164035I want /v/ to go
>>2164035Look at all the meta you're causing with your bullshit.Kill yourself, policeanon.
>>2164034Ross quit the friend-off.
>>2164038Yes that rockband.
>>2164044
>>2164039>All of the .gif players are bald and facelessI laughed
>>2164035I hope you realize people are going to start bringing even more off-topic stuff here because they want to piss you off.
>>2164008Ahhhh gosh, I keep wanting to draw something for the free roam, but I haven't read fanfiction in months, much less stuff from our o-wait... That's not true.Got an idea.
>>2164056>faceless
Didn't Hoppip designed a Lifeboat Pony for this shit? I didn't save it, damn...
Link to the babby cup?
>>2164027Lots of people do, anon! I will be, who's with me?
>>2163992I still have to get to know cat anatomy a little better. Those freaks are like made of jello sometimes.>>2164002My pleasure. Gotta keep myself busy.>>2164051On it. Also "rockband"
>>2164071http://streamchan.com/?name=barrel_roll/a/ vs /ic/ now
Hey MLPG, what would you have me draw. I'm trying to improve my speed, so something simple, pony and non-sexual.
>>2164082pinkie pie skydiving
>>2164082Draw Something kawaii with Rarity and Sweetie.
>>2164082Dash Sleeping in a funny position
>>2164081Did we lose again?
>>2164082Rarity hurt because people keep baselessly calling her a slut.
>>2164081Oh no, the faggot did it wrong, it's /k/ vs /vg
>>2164100Yeah. It was /jp/ 0 - 2 /mlp/ for the longest time, then /jp/ scored three goals in a row right before it ended.
>>2164082Rarity slutting it up.
>>2164046>>2164049And yet, here we are. I corrected one of you and you answer with more meta.>>2164061You think I know that?
>>2164082>non-sexualFuck off back to ponychan
>>2164103No, it's /k/ vs. /an/, that guy is an idiot hah>>2164100Yeah, we were winning 2-0 and /jp/ scored the 2-3 in the last minute
>>2164103It's /k/ vs /an/. It's been schedules for like 2 days.He did it right.
>>2164050The hissy fit was great.Sparkler basically got sick of his shit, and basically posted the rossemails he was getting (full of patronizing bullshit), Glitter Glue got Ross really mad by telling him to get dunked and their battle lasted 3/4s of the thread, and then Ross used the entirely petty matter as a excuse to not be in the friend off.
>>2164102>baselessly
>>2164027Actually I fully intend on reading what fanfiction arises from it. I don't usually go out of my way, but I will for the friend-off. Probably leave compliments, criticism if it's asked for, etc.
>>2164108>>2164120God fucking damnit those guys.
>>2164081>The guy is from HessenHuh.
at lastrenamed my "Rarity" folder to the correct name - "slutpone"
>>2164138That's pretty rufus man
>>2164095I'll try and do Dash sleeping in a funny position>>2164118But I've never been on ponychan. I'm just afraid drawing sexual will decrease my wizarding powers
>>2164124Everything Ross touches turns to shit. It's hilarious watching him continue to fail at every turn.
>>2164147Draw rape, then; it's power fantasy, not sexual.
>/k/'s players BRRRRRTTTT and CAWADOOTYFuck this is hilarious.
>>2164102>Rarity>not a slut
>>2164124Is the thread still up?
>>2164161It's in the archive I believe but not active.
>>2164125Manipulative is a word I would use on her bad side. Got a geek to give her a veggie and was able to convince the girls that the kitty was sick to hide the fact she want to go to the party rather then the birthday party.
>>2164162Do you have a link?
>>2164173IS THAT A TINY HINTLING OF A TEAT I'M DETECTING? UNF.
>DEAGLE GOT A GOALMY SIDES
>>2164184/k/'s shirt is great
>>2164183A hint of pink but no "visible" teat.
>>2164174Not to the actual thread no. You can find it quicker by opening friends and just ctrl+f GG probably.
>>2164204>opening friendswhat is wrong with my typingI meant opening threads from the archive from yesterday.
>>2164214>Not opening your friends
>>2164214These threads are your only friends. But it's okay, we'll always be here for you.Well, until we find something more interesting anyway.
Aw man /v/ vs. /vg/ next
>that feel when can't find episode 10 of Wakfu S2 anywhere in HD with soft subs
>>2164216Would you open your friends non sexually?
>>2164235Dis gon b gud
>>2164235That sounds interesting.
What the fuck was spacebat even doing ahahahah.
>>2164243I want to see the autism in the chat
>>2164125Pass the controller bro.
>>2164236magnet:?xt=urn:btih:4F583177E9F21807B9AB17AF95CB84A66C7A34EC&dn=WakfuIt has all of season 1 and 2 but you can just skip everything but ep10.
>check the archive>Someone's been scrubbing posts from it (green links everywhere)FUCKING JANITORSALSO THERE ARE MISSING THREADS
>>2164271Yeah that happens a lot
>>2164271Sometimes, the thread goes bonkers due to 4chan being crappy at that moment of time and was not able to save it.
>Wound VectorsHahahaha
>>2164268My hero.
>goal>AMERICANS CLAPPINGThese guys
Well I've had a look throughthe threads of interest for the Rossler Glue battle seem to be:http://arch.413chan.net/mlp2141737.htmlhttp://arch.413chan.net/mlp2144595.htmlAlthough I swear there are more
>/vg/ vs. /v/GEE, I WONDER WHO WILL WINIT COULDN'T BE THE BOARD THAT ACTUALLY PLAYS VIDEO GAMES
>>2164294Lapland is that you?
>>2164317/vg/?
/v/ vs. /vg/ if someone is interestedhttp://streamchan.com/?name=barrel_roll
>>2164317Aren't they AI?
>>2164331Yeah
>>2164329/vg/: Video games/v/: Video game culture
>>2164312Ross is always nagging at GG. He can't seem to stand the fact GG remains popular while he is so hated.
>>2164340What.
>/v/'s color are green and purple
>>2164347Have you ever been to /v/ after /vg/ was created?
>>2164340/v/ - feels/v/ - dubs/v/ - /b/ 2.0
>>2164344GG started it with the "get dunked"
OH FUCK /v/'S PLAYERS HAHAHHAHAHHAHA
>>2164353It's the same shit as always, minus the dubs. Isn't it still called video games anyway?
>>2164319Nope
>>2164344Jealousy perhaps?
>>2164316
>>2164365>Minus the dubsMoot added them back.
>>2164379HAHAHAHAHAFUCKING REALLY?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Twilight would NOT be a very good slutty mare
Yellow Card to >No gaems
>>2164379Wow, really? It didn't feel the same without them.
>>2164375Probably. That said, Ross hardly gets along with any other artist.
>>2164360How the hell do you get into argument over the phrase 'get dunked'?
SHAZBOT FOULED BY SANIC
I like /v/ when they actually talk about videogames
NO GOALS
>>2164384She'd do okay after a little retraining.
>>2164396Do tell.
>>2164389Ross took it seriously.>>2164384Imagine she turn back to normal. She would be so fixated on wearing clothes as a pony to hide her shame.
>>2164384I disagree, good sir.
>those fucking names in Babby Cup
>>2164389Because Ross tries a lot harder than GG, and gets nowhere for it.
GOAL OF ARINO!
>>2164399You'd just have to break her down first so you could rebuild her a little better. Nothing to it, not when you have magic.
/v/ - /vg/ 1 -0
>>2164415Maybe he could draw decent things, but he outright refuses to try to make anything that we might consider good.
Wow, nice goal by /v/.>that goal musicPFFCHAHAHA
>>2164422GO GO GO GO GO GALO SENGEN!
GO GO GO GO
>>2164404>>2164384To elaborate, awkward nerds tend to have a lot of pent up sexual frustration. This trait does not only apply to male nerds.
GO GO GO GO GO
>>2164360Thing is, GG isn't the first person to "start it." Anons criticize Ross and tell him to "get dunked" or "kill yourself" literally every day (facetiously or otherwise), but the moment someone with a name does it he breaks his "I just ignore it to spite you all" guise and goes on the offensive.
900 watchers, not bad
>>2164425He strikes me as one of those artists who considers anything popular beneath him. If we hate what he draws, it's because we're at fault. Reading his exchange with Sparkler, he's really starting to sound delusional in his attitudes to MLPG.
>>2164442Sometimes I really can't tell if he is actually serious or not.It's just so sad if he really believes it's good.
jesus christ I'm so bored I just randomly fill my autism folder
>/fit/ vs. /sp/ nextOh lord, I can't wait
>/fit/ vs. /sp/ coming upShit, can't miss that either. I was supposed to be doing something else already.
>>2164463>>2164462Oh wow that's going to be good too
Oh god
>>2164442Well everyone knows the opinions of anon doesn't count for anything. Other drawfags criticizing him though? Can't stand for that since they obviously don't have half the talent Ross does.
GODDOMMOT ORONO!
Oh come the fuck on, /k/what happened
>>2164479They tied with their waifu.
What is the /mlp/ goal themesong?
>>2164492I couldn't hear it, I joined when we were winning 2-0
>>2164492Polka is magic I believe.
>>2164492Mario Overworld Theme
Who has the results and fixtures?
>>2164492Mario theme, but you can check the wiki if you want to know more.
>>2164506Apparently these are just friendlies, there will be a "summer cup" in some months >>>/vg/6218715>>2164517It's Polka is Magic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdsHQoQ4zZ8
I like winter pony better than summer pony
>/vg/ in charge of playing video games
>>2164525Why the fuck was /vg/ so bad?
OH FUCK OH FUCK TIME FOR /fit/ VS /sp/Also GO GO GO GO
>>2164425That's why I drew this.
>>2164528I don't know but, yeah, they are awful.Gabe was one of the best playes of /v/ haha
we dedAnyone wanna discuss some headcanon with me?please respond
>>2164532And it looks awful look at her fucking flat face.
>>2164532FIX HER FUCKING FACE
>>2164521>you will never take advantage of Dash's position to warm her entire body with a long and sustained nuzzle to her nethers
>>2164538What is your headcanon
>>2164532Can you draw this Celestia with the body of your new one?I don't think I'd be able to contain my boners.
>>2164532> he calls it decent
>>2164532and this
>/fit/ No Homo playerHAHAH FUCK I LOST IT
>>2164550It's fucking horrible.Both of it.Fucking horrible.
>>2164532And it's still fucking terrible.Seriously.Really, really try to be serious and honest with me.Do you really consider this good?Do you really not see all the faults, do you really not see why we tell you it's bad?
HAHAHAHAHA DOES /sp/ EVEN LIFT?
>>2164521I think everyone has done this at least once.
>/sp/ in charge of goals
Oh wow that was fast>/sp/ in charge of playing sports
DO YOU EVEN LIFT
>/SP/
>>2164550And this
>>2164095Here she is. She turned out a bit long (I'll work on it in the future) and the background is crap, but I hope it's OK-ish.Thank you for your request
WHERE'S >mfw?
>>2164559Of course not. The face is flat and the lighting is off. I'd say it's "decent" compared to the subject matter, since that's all that really seems to be bothering people half the time, the other half being noodle limbs
>>21645777/10 would cuddle
>>2164577The mane looks off but nice work.
>>2164586Ross, see >>2164548
Rossplz stopplz gonever return
>>2164577Lineart is great but man, fix that coloring
>>2164577Oh god she is going to fall offthat's giving me that afraid of heights feeling in my stomach
>>2164586The faces you draw are terrbile.The bodies you draw are terrible.Everything you do is terrible.Please stop drawing.Please stop coming here.Please.Thank you.Goodbye.
>>2164586So your definition of 'decent' is 'the same horrible shit you always draw'?
>>2164545That ponies do not know the concept of violence. If something bad happens, it happened for a reason. Say, you accidentally bumped into someone so they fell down the stairs. The idea of actually hitting someone to hurt them has never crossed their dull little minds.That the changelings have always been in the show. They've just "replaced" choice background ponies before staging for a full-on war instead of a coup de'tat.That an anon has successfully made it to Equestria, and leaves hints on-screen
>dat equalizerHoly shit.
>>2164594Yes, especially the back part, but it's the first time I'm drawing a mane upside down.>>2164603OK, I'll give the mane another try. I can't do shading (yet).
GOAAAAL! COME ON /sp/ARTANS!
>>2164577>>2164577You are quite good with basic anatomy, btw.Still accepting requests? Draw Princess Pretty Wings in some dynamic pose., please.
>>2164614Well, the ponies were shocked when Spike said the word 'Hatered' in HWE, so the first part might make sense.
>>2164532Well it's... Better. She doesn't look like a hideous old bag anymore.
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>>2164622Thanks for taking my request btwCan't ever have too many ponies napping
>>2164653Unf
>>2164653That is cute in a non-sexual way.I like it.
what's the stream link?
>/co/ vs /tg/ nextOH SHIT
>>2164622Nono I'm not talking about the shading, flat colors are good, but there are blank spaces and the lineart layer "doesn't match" the coloring layer...don't know how to explain it but zoom it, you'll notice white lines
>>2164653That car keeps staring at me.
>>2164653That looks pretty cool
>>2164661WHO'S FATTER?
>>2164653>>2164653>>2164653>>2164653>>2164653http://swfpony.tumblr.com/post/23802107159/http-snapai-deviantart-com-art-low-flier-animatedhttp://swfpony.tumblr.com/post/23802107159/http-snapai-deviantart-com-art-low-flier-animatedhttp://swfpony.tumblr.com/post/23802107159/http-snapai-deviantart-com-art-low-flier-animatedhttp://swfpony.tumblr.com/post/23802107159/http-snapai-deviantart-com-art-low-flier-animatedhttp://swfpony.tumblr.com/post/23802107159/http-snapai-deviantart-com-art-low-flier-animated
>>2164663That car doesn't look too stable either. Probably a psycho.
>>2164663HAHAHAHHAHA
>>2164670/tg/ no doubtalthough Vin Diesel sort of evens it out
>>2164653Neat>>2164661I thought people didn't care about that cup here
>>2164653Well, if I saw that... let's just say she wouldn't be the only one getting intimate with something's inner wokrings.
FUCKING /SP/ OH GOD
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>>2164653That car have 4 eyes glaring at me.
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>>2164679Some do
>>2164653stop it, boner
>>2164679>he hasn't been in the entire thread
>>2164679I take it a leak occur.
OH SHIT /fit/ TIED! WHOA THIS MATCH IS AMAZING
DOWNUPDOWNUPDOWNUPDOWNUP
All dose goalsAll dose hambouigahs
>>2164701I haven't been in any threads since...last weekend?
>>2164710That is not my name
>>2164710That's coolNow fuck off, DnD faggot
>>2164679I-it's not like I careI just happened to open the stream and can't be bothered to turn it off
LINK TO STRAM
>>2164614> 20 bits> 20 minutesHell no, girl, you're so 80's I got full-blown AIDS looking at you with a side of stag-flation.You're gonna lick me and stick me with a strap-on for 10 with a McD's apple pie after. Else, no deal.
>>2164723It's NasseStop being so buttmangled
>>2164729http://streamchan.com/?name=barrel_roll
>>2164731That's even more reason to be buttmangled to some
>>2164723Yep, definitely a leak.
>>2164731I know it was.I...don't care?
>>2164653>You will never surprise a pony mechanic as her head is stuck between the inner workings of an engine>You will never heft her up with a meek squeak, positioning her hind legs on the edge of the hood as she has no idea who's behind her>You'll never rail her then and there, her head still wedged in between the engine parts as she orgasms in record time from being fucked so savagely by a complete stranger>You'll never pull her out of there with a laugh, her face covered in oil, grease and grime as she recognizes you>You'll never share a wicked kiss before slamming the hood shut and shuffling on top of it>You'll never get rock hard again as she spreads herself for you, sweet slit still moist with a bead of seed
>>2164736Working on anything recently or just playing your games on other boards?
>>2164746>implyingI've been here all Summer!
>>2164749Sure smells like buttmad here.
>>2164752W-what is this boner.
>>2164754Doodling only
MAMA'S COMING
>>2164760But that's wrong. I was just stating that him being Nasse doesn't make him any less of a DnD faggotIn fact it makes it worse, considering he DMs too
>>2164752>you will never convince her that semen is a vital ingredient to the inner workings of any machine
>>2164752That's a boner.
Heh
>>2164769 That woman drives my penis to insanity sometimes.
Applejack is a very silly pony!
>>2164787O-oh my
>>2164769You know, I coudl almost -- ALMOST -- see banging Rarity. If I closed my eyes maybe I could imagine I'm just fucking a bent-over short woman with some really intense garters and a crazy accentBut "MAMA'S COMING" is a moodkiller, and instant Boner-Be-Gone.
>>2164790>sometimes
>>2164779And why does that bother you?Does it hurt you in any way?
>>216478710/10 WOULD FAP
>>2164787oh god unf
>>2164787That OC needs more porn
>>2164787Fuck.
>>2164792That's kinda cute.I'll show myself out...
>>2164787G- gosh.>that feel when you'll never be a pretty pony happily sucking some guy's dick
>>2164779...So?
>>2164603Tried fixing colouring on the mane.>>2164626Thanks for the compliment. Most of what I know about anatomy I get from SB's sketches and some books. I still have ways to go though .I'm not very good with wings to be honest, but I'll practice and one day draw you the prettiest wings you've seen. Deal?
>>2164787>blank flanksOh my.
>>2164787Wh-
>>2164787huehue
>>2164830That underaged slut>some bray
Hahhaa oh god /co/'s players..;_;
>>2164787pimp
This took some time...Sketch is finished more or less. I gotta run I might be back for one or two more later today.Looking at that now... Scoot is too long. I need to fix it someday
>>2164820>>2164787I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK ANON
>>2164820oh, but we could pretend~
>>2164854Are you Lyra?
>>2164827Well, I just want to see what you can come up with atm, how would she look like in your, ehhh, "style"
>>2164827Looks better nj
>>2164787
>>2164848Thank you Kitty.
>>2164820Who says I need to be a pretty pony?> implying MLP makes you gayNo, no, I'd just say maybe MLPG does.
>>2164796Dammit you homoGet taste
>>2164845You got the full gif of that?
>>2164827do you have a name or something? I can't describe the signature
>>2164827The wave/curve on the rainbow hair make it a bit better. Good job.>>2164848Nice. you are right about the next though its more thick like a tree truck then tall from what I see. >>2164858Oh you.
>Los TiburonSHIT STATUS : LOST
>>2164848Applebloom's face looks a little weirdand Scoot's leg anatomy seems a little weird toootherwise nice job
>>2164854No pony thinks you're the best human.
>>2164871wouldn't you like to be a pretty pony, though? Strutting around with your tail help high and your head held low, just waiting for your chance? Just waiting for the right (or should I say, any) stallion or man to come along and give you a good time? Wouldn't you like to feel their hands squeeze your glorious soft flank, and hear their sharp intake of breath as your lips close around their gorgeous throbbing shaft?
>>2164887>nextI meant neck.
>>2164902>hands
>>2164877DudeI don't want to bang my momOr refer to another woman as "MAMA"I'm A-OK with "OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD cum with me CUuUM with me CUM WITH ME, MAKE ME A MOTHER!"
>>2164864I really don't want to disappoint. Hypothetically speaking, what would she be doing (I'm not very good with thinking up poses)?
>>2164920Whatever you want, man.
NEW HORSE WHERE
>>2164913A hand can squeeze and brush like a hoof can only dream of, anon. There's a reason that humans are so sought after.
>>2164898Such is the fate of background humans.
>>21649287 MORE IMAGES
>>2164869>>2164887Happy to be useful>>2164897While drawing Scoot I fucked up and tried to get into detail first and then got kinda lost. She's way too static in there and I probably should redraw her.Thanks for input. It's helpful.
>>2164884>>2164827I also would like a name
>>2164917Fair enough>mfw "Mamas coming" makes barbs grow on my dick
>>2164940That image is slightly terrifying.
>clopfic writefagging aheadGod dammit, I hate writing cunnilingus.As much as I love the act, I literally have no idea what it's like to actually experience it. AND I DEMAND AUTHENTICITY.
>>2164917> no responses with "oh fuck yeah impreg"Wow. I guess Scherzo's really away for the day.>>2164963> barbs growNot sure I get the reference. You wanna be a cat, bro?
OH FUCK YOU /tgt/!
>>2164940Fuck yeah Munchkin is a great game
>that /co/ own goalBLUNDER OF THE CENTURYGET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER /CO/ABORT
>>2164902>You will never be filled with pony semen
>>2164984>>2164977Did /tg/ win?
>>2164970It's pretty fucking rad, granted they don't spend the whole time "writing the alphabet" with their tongue. Kind of overrated.
>>2164970you could try reading other things that include it
>>21649951 - 0
>>2164995Make a new thread NOW
>>2164970>that feel when you try writefagging but get stuck at 6500 words since the 5th.>that feel when you have no clue how to write the actual erotic part
>>2164884>>2164950Name... well the signature is stylized "PS", but y'all can call me whatever you want>>2164926I'll just draw her skipping along, being silly. That sound OK?
>>2164986>you will never roll over and feel it dribbling out of you, and just lie back feeling warm and filled while your husbando brushes your mane and whispers into your ear how pretty you are
>>2164947>She's way too staticI figured that was the problemwhich is why Sweetie's stance looks much better>>2164970>clopficI thought we stopped using that word along with other pony-related terms>>21649951/0 damn
I'd watch it.
>>2164997Oh, I know what it's like to GIVE it. It's my favorite thing to do in bed. I just don't know what it's like for the other side. It's not exactly good pillow talk after a one night stand, you know?
>>2164997shut up TAW
>>2165002Not necessaryNEW HORSE HERE:>>2165006>>2165006>>2165006>>2165006
>>2165004>PSPony Sex?
>>2165006 >>2165006 >>2165006 >>2165006 >>2165006 >>2165006 >>2165006 NEW HORSE I MADE TWO IMAGE EARLY DUE TO BEING A COLOSSAL FAG
>>2165021xDDDDDD
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>>2165003Just go through a list of the sights/senses and try to set up the scene in your head - what are the sheets like? Are there sheets? Is this a literal roll in the hay? Does the cool night air kiss at the sweat they've built up, making every brush of their fingers all the more exquisite?Are there smells? Does she smell-taste-feel like sweet Bubble Yum? Is there just a splash of Jack Daniel's on his shoulder from screwing around behind the bar earlier?That sort of thing helps.
FUCKING ORKS
>>21650036500 words? Shit, if I crank out half that, I've written something long. Try to narrow down the scope of your fics; it helps with the stress a lot.Also, just read other good clop/fapfics and copy what you see. Alternatively, watch "female friendly" porn and try to fill in the emotions and feelings yourself.
>>2165004>>2165004Okay, silly and cute!
>>2165060yeah but you write really short things
>>2164984>/co/ SCORE ANOTHER OWN GOALI WAS WRONGTHIS IS BOTC TIERORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZORKZ
Eat fresh...
>>2165348That horn must be plunging into her skull like that.
>>2165369Can you do better, Nasse?
>>2165384I have no particular will to.I'm not interested in porn.
>>2165419And that's why we love you, Nasse.<3
>>2165485uh, thanks?
