Rated PG-13 edition
Keep it in one thread horsefuckers.
>>2159604That makes me moist
Previous Thread>>2156613[ Your MLP:FiM Link Board ]Version 4.5 05/04/12---------------------------------------------/co/ Thread Locator & Archive:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneralNew generals need keywords inSubject or Comment field to bemarked properly. Keywords include:Hub, MLP, Pony, Ponies, main character namesPlease check locator before starting a new thread.--- 1080p HD OF NEW EPISODE (S2E25+26) --- :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIdiPvVMrBoNew potential watcher? Try episode 4 or 10 if you don'twant to watch them in order.Download links for episodes:Season One: http://mrch.me/mlpSeason Two: http://tinyurl[.]com/mlps2guideFiMchan:http://fim.413chan.net/MLP: FIM Wiki:http://mlp.wikia.comMy Little Pony Flockdraw:http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swfRoom: MLPFiM Blogs:http://derpyhooves.comhttp://equestriadaily.comPony IRC:http://webchat.irchighway.net/Channels:#mylittlepony#mlpWho's who on /co/:http://tinyurl[.]com/3tk3lax (by /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/v/)Pony tumblr list:http://tinyurl[.]com/mlptumblrsDrawfriend Stream Monitor:http://twilightlicio.us/streams/Drawings Requests doc:http://tinyurl[.]com/7j8yge3More links:http://mlpfanart.wikia.com/External_linksArchiver System by Archive!noTe.poNY
>>2159617SO FUCKING SLOW
>>2159558Nothing wrong with having OC, MLPG accepted this fact ages ago.But shipping with canon characters was supposed to be still no-no. But seeing how people tolerate TAW and his retarded shipping with RD (HELLO SKYWIND) I assume that MLPG is now >>>/mlp/Full brony convertion. Period.
You are all faggorts.
Gay pony thread
>>2159630KEEP IT IN THE OLD THREAD YOU FUCKING FAGGOTSHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
oh shit I didn't realise there was another horse I'm sorry I'm sorry
>>2159636
>>2159633Y'know that pic of not-candyass doin that evil weird smile?Do you have it?
>>2159640i was about to mark this one anyway. no harm.
If you guys don't stop talking about this bullshit...Well, we all know what would happen.
>>2159643>u mad bro thumbs up if u agreeFuck you.
>>2159617
Fucking cancer stay in one thread.
>All those Applejacks on top of you>Smothering you in their dense musk
>>2159580>mfw I started reading Cromartie because of the generalSurely everyone here is only ironically overreacting to things.
>>2159640Sorry for what?
>>2159630It was done "ironically", that's hipster at worst, not brony. They mean it.
>>2159654Nidalee pls go
Anyone wants to request something being sketched?Lyra with fancy hat pls go
Where should I take this fucking story....
>>2159652>>2159652There is nothing wrong with bronies in MLPG, rightI mean - there is no difference anymore between ponyfag and brony anyway.
Ponoes
>>2159648Will you talk gay ponies with me?
>>2159604>>2159636>>2159656>some cry
>>2159664scootaloo in a tux. full swag.
>>2159640I feel so betrayed, reu
So guys, do you think she was up on the moon for a 1000 years or was it all a setup to get Twilight to get out of the Library?>>2159664Maybe Luna being shy?
>>2159660How does the manga compare to the show? I watched a goodly chunk of it the other day, and my reaction to it was rather tepid.
>>2159500Can I get the completed version of this?
QUICK POST YOUR FAVORITE HORSE
>>2159660I know I am. People told me never to take the General seriously so I never did
>>2159631>/mlp/ memes
>>2159664Twilight as Tellah the Sage from FFIV.
>>2159664>>2159664Pretty Wings
>>2159666If in doubt add a gun
>>2159682OKAY
>>2159617You're on marker duty now? I didn't know that.
>>2159660I like to pretend I'm mad in MLPG.
>>2159682
>>2159669Sure why not but thats not the one I was thinkin.Saved anyway.I'd let Big Mac do things to my body. Im not gay though.
>>2159664derpy and aj butts
>>2159680I've only seen part of the first episode. I have no idea. It seems to have similar pacing and jokes though.
>>2159660I hope so, MLPG is the place I go to not care about what I say
>>2159685Eww shit, she doesn't even have hoofes
>>2159682I have no shame.
>>2159682I like the quiet one. She very quiet.
>>2159681Don't know if there's a cap, but here's the archive link.arch.413chan.net/mlp2113094.html#2116437
>>2159667Okay.A "brony" was essentially any pony fan not on /co/. In other words, anyone who self-identified as a brony.Fucking idiots adopt and bastardize every fucking think MLPG does, starting with being fans of the fucking show.Now, they've done it with our attitude. They've taken our general distaste for the rest of the fandom and gone way too fucking far with it.Which happens with everything we ever fucking do.
man, the art style in Redline suck so much, so unappealing, despite the quality
>>2159667>thinking that
>>2159725
>>2159706THAT'S NOT A HORSE
>>2159660We manga now?Anyone here read Goodnight Punpun?Punpun's a comedy they saidIt's light hearted and fun they saidIt's not depressing enough to make you want to kill yourself they said
>>2159724we were the first to be bronies you nigger. its all. our. fault
>working on your artgive up
>>2159734PONY CANCER
>>2159693>helping Satan write >fanfiction
>>2159724That's basically what I said.The end of ride? MLPG turns into ponychan and the rest of >>>/mlp/, which we can see already, take the previous thread as an example.Yes, this ride has a bad ending.
>>2159719There is a cap.I don't know why they don't have the full cap.
>>2159732It's the best horse
>you will never have another hero>you will never have another chance
>>2159716> dat horrible anatomyslutpone deserves better
wait what happened in the previous thread
>>2159666I don't know. I was trying to get opinions on my stories earlier but I think the guy I was chatting with got lost in the sea of drama and internet tears.
>>2159735That's what I'm saying.First, they took the concept of being a "brony" way too fucking far.Now, they're taking the concept of not being a "brony" way too fucking far.It never ends. Any moment of peace or contentment is snatched away almost immediately. Whenever things get good, they get horrible. We're never comfortable for very long. It's maddening.
>>2159758PREVIOUSLY ON MLP GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2159682Sup?
>>2159754>best horseBut that's not even a horse to begin with.That's a griffon.
>>2159709I might give it a miss, then, unless I wind up with nothing better to do.Thanks.
>>2159746>last thread>anywhere near as bad as ponychanhave you BEEN to ponychan?Having a discussion about one of the most prolific contributors we have is not the same as sucking the dicks of every do-nothing tripfag we can find.
>>2159760>Any moment of peace or contentment is snatched away almost immediately. Whenever things get good, they get horrible. We're never comfortable for very long. It's maddening.hey bro maybe it's time to stop taking the internet so seriously
goddamnit tan you were so cool. looks like we have to disown him and get rid of him now
>>2159757
TAW, have you got any stories planned? Are you thinking of taking our requests at some point?
>>2159758>TAW IS LE BRONY>I'M SO LE RAGEFACE>AM I COOL ON MLPG GUYS YET?
>>2159774She's a horse on the inside
>>2159760That's the problem with big groups. A joke can stay active in a confined space (like 4chan) but as soon as it enters the mainstream it's going to shit
>>2159746Honestly i'm shocked the board is stable as it is to be completely honest.I thought it was stupid to give us are own board /bro/ or /hub/ would of worked better gave us more content etc and just a place for us to post pone without being banned don 4chan which i think most of us wanted.I have never actually read MLPG since /mlp/ started.
>>2159756HOPE RIDES ALONE
>>2159776Yes, I've been there. That's why I do such comparison - it is SO horrible.
>>2159779You're kidding, right?
>>2159790>would of>of>Would fucking of
>>2159781I need to do WBHW-7 and then finish off a chapter of Unchangeable, but after that I'm going to get back on my requests list. First up wingfaggotry, I think. I'll take more requests when I've exhausted my current list, and I'll give plenty of warning.
>>2159790We're in hiatus so don't start.
>>2159758Just the usual bitching, mostly. If you particularly care to find out, check it yourself. >>2156613
>>2159776The only OC the fandom seems to get right now is porn stuff to edit into porn and writefag works.
>>2159799nigga please it's on his tumblr it's 100 percent legit
>>2159779i dont see why, nothing wrong with an OC. How you use it, however, is the tricky part.this is mine
>>2159803Okee-dokee. I'm not a huge fan of those, but I look forward to more stuff from you.
>>2159811I mean you're kidding about disowning him, you dolt.
>>2159806ok i'll give it a look>circlejerking>people getting mad about circlejerkinghow is this any different than normal
>>2159818OCs are okay, self inserts are not
>>2159818Decent color scheme, there.
>>2159819Well, different strokes. I also have Twirity and hugging after that.
>>2159818I'd never let my OC idea out of my head.Same with my fanfiction.I think MLPG appreciates that.
>>2159818>>2159821because it's fucking "me as a pony" its what he wrote on the post. isn't that self insert bullshit?
Try to post images frequently, horses need to be killed soon today
>>2159818>not coloring in her irisyou forgot it?
>>2159832Gonna be months before my much anticipated Treekicker story.Feels bad man.
guysreally
>>2159818There's a lot of difference between an OC and a self insert OC.Nothing wrong with designing a character to fit a drawing or picture as long as that character isn't supposed to represent you.If it is supposed to be you, don't let it interact with characters from the show. Ever.
>>2159832....HUGGING? Should I be excited?
>>2159827Hence>Just the usual bitching, mostlyIt's just we don't want to bring that over into the new thread, if we can avoid it. Though we don't seem to have succeeded, annoyingly.
>>2159836Oh, he did? I don't follow his tumblr.Shoot.
>>2159842I'm sorryI wish I could write fasteror figure out some method of letting other people restructure my requests list based on demand
>>2159845
you will never draw good
>>2159836Who cares?
>>2159848dependsdo you like pony squeezing?
>>2159857Quality is subjective
>>2159846Oh, I forgot. Unless you're GG.
>>2159845>implying hivemindsome of us actually enjoy fanfiction
>>2159857I already draw good. I will never draw GREAT.
DISCUSS THE WEDDING EPISODES AND WHY THEY WERE TERRIBLE
>>2159836Who cares. As long as he doesn't RP with it here I don't give a shit.
>>2159855If only there were something that allows you to make custom surveys and post links on the internet...Nah im fuckin with you its worth the wait, "first come first serve" is better.No pun intended Agent Smith.
>>2159840yeah, this was done last year, i think, when I sucked even more ass than I do nowmaybe ill try and redesign her a bit, i dunnoshes supposed to be ponyvilles resident pharmacist prescription filling mare or some shit.
>>2159857>implying I don't draw goodIt's not about drawing good. You need a little bit more to get noticed in this fandom.
>>2159870No.
>>2159866No, even if you are GG
>>2159852Don't believe that faggot, read it yourself.http://tanman-bandpuffs.tumblr.com/post/23662611571/yes-i-have-an-oc-pony-no-i-dont-ship-it-with
>>2159857By the time you do get good at drawing, no one will care about ponies anymore.
>>2159836I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with anything, it's how you do it, not what you do
>>2159857sh-shut up
>>2159862I do very much so. Who is the pony in question?PLEASE SAY ALL OF THEM!
>>2159870Shining Armour was stupid and weird and I hate him
>>2159870Bad pacing, uninteresting characters that the writers tried to force and generally terrible music
TAW.
>>2159892>generally terrible musicYou're kidding, right?
>>2159877>implying
evens-stay upodds-sleepdubs-fap
>>2159886>that pic>not the scottsmanISHIGERUMIYAMOTO
>>2159857yeah i will, by next year
>>2159895BBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF and Love Is In Bloom were annoying.
>>2159870Rushed conclusion, mary sues, characters never before introduced. I still liked it though but it had many other flaws
>>2159883look at thisit's so shitty
>>2159874I hope so, I like it when people enjoy things
>>2159895How can you like any of those songs?
>>2159803Midair thingy!
>>2159904The background music and the Aria were absolutely great
>>2159866>Oh, I forgot. Unless you're GG.People really still think Ice Pack is supposed to be me?I mean I guess people said snails was supposed to be me too
>>2159898Fuck it, I'm going to sleep anyways.Goodnight everyone.
>>2159866>GG can man an OC and make it rail you wiafu forever.>You will never get mad, you will only feel honored that his OC wanted to violate the same pony you did.Unless you prefer the stallions.Ice Pack will never be there for you, he will be polite about it.
>>2159877shut up, ross
>>2159883Out of curiousity, do you actually do any more serious drawings, beside your cartoony whatchamacallits?
>>2159899I'm sorry. I watched every episode of Samurai Jack and that is the one face I thought I should save.
>>2159905favourite fucking scene of the whole second season right there
>>2159904And even This Dy Aria had crappy lyrics.
>>2159886it's all of them, yeah.
>>2159927Yeah that too.
>>2159880Again. Who the hell cares?
>>2159925Well duh. It has Zecora
>>2159893Hello. Do you want something, or?
>You will never get to Equestria and get fucked by all the slutty stallions
>>2159939reality is so cruel
>>2159913You know an episode has to be shit when you have to take the background music as a defense for it.
Any colorfags on? I never got my Leona riding Celestia pic colored even though someone said they would.
>Implying anyone is furry for renamon anymore.Rover is the new thing
>>2159904>not married and being only child who don't know brotherhoodunf
>>2159917Characters in furry porn tnd to have the cute personalities I wish were in human porn.
>>2159943I started watching the fucking show because of its animation and background music
>>2159917>Renamon >with tits
>>2159929ALL OF THEM AND ME? THE EVER-POPULAR ONLY HUMAN IN EQUESTRIA??
>>2159935exactly
>>2159947Is is wrong that even regular rover looks like femrover to me now?I bet he wants cock bad.
>>2159947Klondike I still owe you Diamond Dogs / PBdo you have any specifics in mind
>>2159947Renamon isn't even that hot.
This thread is 2furry4meI'm going to bed.
>>2159963Renamon is male
>>2159969Thats more fun
>>2159966>going to bed>not 5going2bedcasual faggot kill yourself
Digimon furry porn spam calms my stomach, for some reason. I'm not even clicking on the images, but my twisted guts are settling.
>>2159961You sick furry.>>2159962Dude. I don't like interfering with your thoughts. You do fine making up your own thing with a single base idea.>>2159963She really isn't
tan wouldn't stoop to shipping an oc with anything, he's not autistic like thathowever, klondike he did something recently that you might like
>>2159969Digimons doesn't gender.
Genderless
>>2159979Lol but Why
Any drawing requests?
>>2159982>angewomonwhat
>>2159993DRAW MY OC FUCKING PINKIE!
>>2160008Do you still draw?Draw more.Please.
>>2160017I still draw. I drew humanized Gilda 24 hours ago. I've even got a DeviantArt now. I fucking draw. Jesus Christ, but I draw. I'm just a drawing fool.But I'm focusing on writing at the moment.It's harder than drawing.
>MLPG shares their OCs.gif
>>2160027I've finished.
>>2160027SHUT UP I WANT TO QUIT
I go out to do some shopping and the whole MLPG turns to hellI only wanted to talk about monster ponies MLPGwhat happened
>>2160027started 7 hours agohave to sentences>MLPG
A Zecora/Cheerilee episode is announcedis this good y/n
>>2160046Y
>>2160025>deviantARTLink?
>>2160027I drew my picture early. But I wanted to draw more than one. Jesus's fics are easy to draw, I just procrastinate.
>>2159993please respond
>>2160027The pressure...
>>2160037Am I really that bad?
>>2160027Stop reminding me of my imminent failure dammit.
>>2160045how many sentences are you doing
>>2160061NO IM BAD I CANT FINISH ANYTHING AND I HAD NOTHING FOR MY PARTNER TO WRITE ABOUT
>>2160053http://pones-by-corwin.deviantart.com/As far as I know, the only ponyfags who've discovered it are /co/mmander Jesus and Daftykins.
>>2159993draw monster ponies
>>2160035>>2160054
>>2160056LUFFY NO
>>2160064as many as required to tell this story which will most certainly sweep over this fandom and capture all in its magnificence or something like that
>>2160069Sweet.
Guys what's a friend-off
>>2160068Oh. I thought it was my fault.
>>2160070What do they look like
>>2160077ITs where artists and writers jerk each other off and create an illusion that MLPG is actually friends
>>2160069Leth appears to watching you as well, my good sir.
>>2160076>Twilight moves to the beat of the song I'm listening toWhat the fuck
>>2160003>>2160003>>2160003>>2160003heydont stop
>>2160081Oh. That sounds terrible. I can't wait.
>>2160027My partner had a full-autism meltdown.Do you want to be my partner?
>>2160071Hey um... Klondike...Did you ever, er, get my diamond dog drawing?
>>2160077
>>2160056EVERYTHIINNGGS JUST LIIIKEEEAN ILLUSION, I'LL BE LOSING YOUBEFORE LOOONNNGGGG...
>>2160074good answer
>>2160087sparkler?
>>2160087Take it up with leth>>2160089Which one? The toilet one?
>>2160087Sparklet?
>>2160070monster ponies you say
>>2160077writers write about art; arters art about writewe all have a good time and produce lots of new contentfun!
>>2160099No.
>>2160098Maybe
>>2160083Oh, boy! What's his DA name?
>>2160085http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/sindoll/4
>>2160105THen I don't know
>>2160099I did. He said he'd try and find me someone from the free-roam but hasn't gotten back to me since, and time limit's approaching quickly.
>>2160109He's the darksaber guy.
>>2160087>that feel when Sparkler x Ross was the pair you were looking forward to the mostfeels bad, manwhat's everyone else looking forward to now?
>>2160102I would roll initiative against that pone... if you know what I mean.
>>2160096You're right! It was pretty good answer, wasn't it? Man, I'm awesome!
>>2160120TAWJr
>>2160084Magic.
>>2160120someone post the emails
>little sister calls me to tell me all about the pony shenanigans her class has gotten up to on her school trip>because she's de-facto leader of the Most Secret Order of 11 year old Ponyfags I as her older brother have apparently been elected as their Princess CelestiaOh man, I don't know how to feel about this>they have apparently been delving into OCs>sis says she'll let me see them before they're 'approved'>THAT kid, the autistic kid who always in a class, apparently made an alicorn who's Luna and Celestia's father, has a black horn and rainbow wings>all the kids laughed at him for itThough I am quite proud sometimes
>>2160113It... it's not like I like you or anything... b-baka.
>>2160084Listen to some better music
>>2160118Oh, cool. I need to check out some of these people, I haven't been looking at my notices and alerts and stuff.
>>2160130>THAT kid, the autistic kid who always in a class, apparently made an alicorn who's Luna and Celestia's father, has a black horn and rainbow wings>all the kids laughed at him for it
>>2160130>>THAT kid, the autistic kid who always in a class, apparently made an alicorn who's Luna and Celestia's father, has a black horn and rainbow wings>>all the kids laughed at him for ityou're training them well
>>2160110Thanks man.I kind of like it, it is actually quite good concept that appeals to me (even tho the art is kind of bad).
>>2160130>because she's de-facto leader of the Most Secret Order of 11 year old Ponyfags I as her older brother have apparently been elected as their Princess CelestiaI can't contain my fucking jelly right now.
>>2160117Check spambox.
>>2160130That's fucking awesome.
>>2160117Well I'm not a free roamer and I can hardly art nowadays anyway. I'd like to help but I wouldn't be able to promise that I could get something done by the 30th.>>2160131OH GOD MY HEART.THOSE EYESMY EYES ARE WATERFALLS>I love it.
CANT HOLD ALL THESE RARITYS
>>2160130That is amazing.
>>2160140>>2160110damn, it is unsorted
>>2160130You have a great life
>>2160135>>2160139>>2160141>>2160145They have a hatred of bronies, too, it's a dirty word to themYeah, I am proud
>>2160169You're a good brother.
>>2160130hahahaI hoep you joke abotu when your goign to get pretty wings or something
>>2160143Nothing in there.Ohhh, penis enlargement pills.>>2160149It's fine if you're not feeling it. Unless I get some last-minute partner, I'll just post the Ross story anyway.Didn't want a picture anyway
Britain's being cremated by the sun at the moment so, Celestia!
>>2160169nice job indoctrinating your sibling
>>2160175>That scene;_;
>>2160169
>>2160169I love you, Anon.
>>2160175Don't pull the guilt card. Please.Stop
>>2160184>>2160182>>2160179>>2160171I didn't even have to do muchI told them about the dangers and attributed the existence of things like Cupcakes to der bronyOnce they saw the fandom for themselves those kids probably knew I was telling the truth
>>2160201So.......are they the MLPG CMC?
>>2160175What's your name? It's true that all partner complications should go to Leth, but I'll see what I can do. No promises though, it might still take up to a day, but I'll press Leth at the least.
>>2160175where is this from
>>2160212Wakfu.Watch it.
>>2160102it's a special kind of feeling to have someone else drawing my ideas~happened briefly with femrover too
>>2160208I don't know, I've never seen them in action personally, I receive all reports through my sisterBut she's shepherding them well, the little rascals
>>2160193
>>2160209It's Sparkler.Be vary of promising to draw any of his stuff, you'd have to read it
Would you get mad at Derpy for accidentally demolishing your home with her bottom?
>>2160217tell her to ask them why they aren't drawing
The background music that plays during the encounter between Twilight and her future self is homophonic to I am the Doctor, the theme of the Eleventh Doctor from the Doctor Who series.
>>2160230not if she destroyed the rest of the apartments too
>>2160230no as long as she purposefully destroys my pelvis with her bottom
>>2160235>Inb4 everyone read that as "homophobic."
>>2160246You got me.
>>2160224THAT WASN'T QUICK.APPLEFAGS CONFIRMED FOR SANDRAKERS.
>>2160244She'll do that.... If you forgive her first.
>>2160230No, that would be abelist.
>>2160232They doOne of them is a pretty competent drawfag and met my sister when she saw him drawing YellowquietHe's apparently good enough to apply for art school, too
>>2160235Thanks, TVTropes.
>>2160253No deal.She has to EARN my forgiveness.
>>2160251S-shut upSome people like taking it slow and be precise
A poster in Apple Bloom's room references the famous Internet meme Nyan Cat, but with Rainbow Dash rather than the iconic pop-tart cat. (Ponyville confidential)
>>2160274Would you fuck Rainbow Dash if she was wearing a poptart?
FIVE HOURS
>>2160282Probably.
Klondike you are the authority on the diamond dogswould they be pissed off and annoyed or confused or vengeful or whathelp me out here
>>2160282I'd fuck a poptart if it was colored the same as dash
>>2160289I'd fuck a poptart if it was warmed up in the microwave first.
>>2160294I'd fuck my microwave if it was eating a poptart during.
>>2160235You're homophobic.I can kind of hear it I guess.
>>2160268Oh, dear... Just be careful. She's easy to underestimate.
>>2160287THeyd be just as annoyed of her bitching as anyone else. I mean its whining. I'm sure theyd try to find a way to shut her up.Also why are their tails in her face?
>>2160305I can handle her.
>>2160310Cocks
>>2160312>Anonymous 4chan user found dead in home. Covered in muffin crumbs, butt prints, and hoof marks, his pants were full of semen and he wore a large smile.
>>2159676
>>2160315>Diamond Dog tails are their cocks
>>2160289Would you slather it in enough honey that it'd lubricate you, rather than just get sticky?
>>2160321swagtastic. thanks for taking my request!
Goddammit, I think Grail just went on a shooting spree.
>>2160319That's quite some attention to detail (I like her fingernail things).
>>2160328Aaaan then the actual comic looks like crap.
>>2160312>butt prints
>>2160337>every doujin ever
>Writing>Writing>Writing>BLOCK!>Stumped>Despair>Reread>Try to write>Fail>Reread>Inspiration>Brilliance>This leads to that>I'm a genius.>Writing>Writing>Writing>Writing>Writing
>>2160345>Can't even find the motivation to start because it'll be terribleI really need to go to sleep.
>>2160338derp misquote>>2160320
>>2160310>Also why are their tails in her face?uhtheytheynone of them like herso they decided to all ignore herso they've all turned around to face away from herand as a result their tails are in her face
>>2160325No problem though drawing clothes sucksWill do another one after dinner
>>2160350You'll never know until you try.
>>2160343>I've seen some with decent detail. Girls look real squishy. None come to mind at the moment, though.
>>2160350It's actually lots of fun once you get into a groove.Or, at least, it is for me.
>>2160372
http://swfpony.tumblr.com/post/23791489836/more-full-view-source1-source2-somebodyhttp://swfpony.tumblr.com/post/23791489836/more-full-view-source1-source2-somebodyhttp://swfpony.tumblr.com/post/23791489836/more-full-view-source1-source2-somebody
>>2160370Squishy is good. I like squishy.But why did you greentext that?
>>2160383>MagicYOU FUCKER
>tfw you have a shitton of inspiration of arts>tfw you can't put it on paperOne day this torment will be over
I dont think I've ever seen a hentai video involving big women.
>>2160385It was an accident.
>>2160405Oh, sheesh, sexually aggressive children are my weakness.
>tfw putting ice cubes in your butt
Isn't My Little Pony for little girls?
>>2160413I do not know the feel You weirdo
>>2160400That's probably because Mrs.Cake isn't avalible to hentai monstersI mean they'd have to carry her off, which is a task in upon itself, and to do that they'd have to get past Mr.Cake, who can probably bodily lift his wife AND carry her around. It's not worth tangling with what is basically Square Popeye for a big woman.
>>2160423
>>2160425>implying you don't
>>2160413http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k16K3hgC5As#t=20s>not putting two of these in your butt
Oh, god, what the fuck am I doing?
>>2160427>Mrs CakeUNFBut I was talking just hentai in general. I dont think a fat hentai video exists.
>>2160442I like where thats going.
>>2160345>Nothing>Nothing>Nothing>Nothing>Inspiration!>Nothing>Nothing>Nothing>Force self to write>Write>Write>Write>Finished
>>2160442Do go on.
It's okay, don't worry about it, we're all gigantic faggots here.If you need some proofread, just give me a call
>>2160345>drawing>it's shit>erase>frustrated>scribble>scribble>NOTHING>ERASE>sit there for 3 hours>give up
>>2160383>pony modeunf
So, I'm glad at least one of you enjoyed my >icecapades
>>2160460You forgot the final step>go on MLPG to complain about itBecause that's obviously going to solve everything.
I'm come back.every day I try to practice against fatigue somehow,it would last speed as snail... that aside, what should I draw?
>>2160464same time tomorrow?
>>2160442>making direct allusions to the readerno no no nounless you'er writing a particular kind of comedy piece, don't ever do that, it's not cute, it's not funny, it's immersion breaking
>>2160470Snails. As in, the pony.
>>2160474How about 5 hours earlier than now? I'm not usually around this time of night/morning
>>2160469shhhlet me complain
>That feel when suddenly Valtari pops up on Spotifyyes today is a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother defeat the enemys
>>2160474>>2160464Were you guys erping in an old horse without me again?
Where's the janitor?
>>2160478Did it occur to you he did that just for the pic to post here?
>>2160483ok
>>2160470How is he holding that gun?Why does it have a trigger when he has no fingers?
>>2160470I don't know if someone ever drew this but I still want to see it.
But I wanted to see what Sparkler and Ross would contribute to the friend-off.
>>2160489No, we were just sticking icecubes up our assholes.
>>2160485>BOOO HOOO HOOO>say nice things to make me feel better about being lazy
>>2160478You. You seem to know what your talking about.How can I express the notion that ponies' oral dexterity is impressive without sounding weird?
>>2160504What the fuck should I do then
>>2160460>inspriation>scribble>it's already shit>throw paper out>new paper>scribble>scribble>scribble>it's brilliant>horizontal flip>kill self
>>2160507 work
>>2160474why is blue horse so cute
>>2160516On what god damn it
>>2160518Because.
>>2160518I think it's because she tries so hard not to be, but it just ends up shining through anyway
>>2160507Stop being lazy and waiting for some external force to magically make everything better.Man up and draw if that's what you want to do. Or give up and find something else to occupy your time.Just stop moaning about it all the time you damned drama queens.
>>2160516>that gif will never be added to the applebloom/scootaloo head bobbing gif
>>2160525>Dash with a ponytailHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
> tiarawhy in charge of s03 animation
>>2160528fine
>>2160534She always has a pony tail
>>2160534It's like I'm really the only one who thinks it looks retarded when she has two ponytails.
>>2160535>Ross in charge of G5 character design
>>2160516we bug now
>>2160496it's replica, not real one.>>2160498I don't get that situation, but I'll do it
>>2160541>TAW in charge of scriptwritign
>>2160535>man realises he is using a g5 imac.gif
>>2160539She's always heartbreakingly cute, too
>>2160503>The dialogueThis is why I never bother downloading translated versions, fucking hell.
>>2160542Oh, fuck, that gave me a serious boner.I am beyond redemption.
Right.I'm full of anti-depressants, caffeine pills and alcohol.TIME TO DRAW
Nasse I forgot the color scheme. I also forgot the other request people requested when I didn't have a tablet.
Speaking of doujins, is the Applejack one released yet?
>>2160567Groaaan
>>2160572WHAT DID YOU CHANGEI NEED TO KNOW
>>2160577The shading in the wing.
>>2160580TATTLE TAIL
>>2160580Oh, right
Jesus, fuck, why can't I express this thought?
>>2160577>not just keeping both open in consecutive tabs>not just mashing alt+tab and alt+shift+tab until you see it>not just doing it once, because it's immediately obvious this time
>>2160595>motherfuckHahahaha. Don't tell me that in the fic.
>>2160595Quality writing.
>>2160538That's the spirit!Draw. Draw now.NOWWHY ARE YOU READING THIS AND NOT DRAWING
>>2160609BECAUSE EVERYTHING I DRAW ENDS IN FAILUREAND GIVE ME A FUCKING REQUEST
>>2160614Dude. Spike is Tony Chopper
>>2160602No. I'm just trying to find a way to word this without conjuring up pone blowjobs in my diseased horsefucker's brain.
Why does fluttershy have a american football helmet in her house?
>>2160595Derpy entered the room with a tray clenched between her teeth. Her oral grip continually impressed you, though it was a shame her regular oral skills couldn't match it. or something, I dunno
>>2160620He's as much chopper as you are straight
I take it that means no
>>2160616You know that feeling when you fuck a little girl in the ass, and you have the kind of orgasm you can only get from a fifth-grader's anus, and all she can think to say is "Oh, you're coming in my butt"?
>>2160625Dash forced her to be on her football team once.Did you miss that episode?
Klondork!Can you draw something for me?
>>2160629yes
>>2160629>tabitha in charge of being sober enough to communicate and hold down a steady job
>>2160614Failure is just nature's way of telling you to try harder.Draw Applejack.
>>2160629I love that woman so much it's actually making me like Rarity more
>>2160629She's always on drugs, isn't she
>>2160626No, it's not a fapfic. I'm just trying to comment on how well ponies use their mouths like hands without it sounding sexual.
>>2160616>that top left panelit's what AB traced, isn't it?
>>2160629>Basic mushroom
>>2160633>that feel
>>2160643>>2160637Just because you can't understand her intent in these doesn't mean she's on something.
>>2160629ahahahaha tabitha you crazy cunt
>>2160500Will you be my new partner
>>2160627>Grows and shrinks>Useless and comic relief 60% of the time.>Backup>>2160635If its not to ridiculous I can probably do something before bro wakes
>>2160641I know, right?
>>2160647oh good point that's pretty easily misinterpreted. How about "communication skills" rather than "oral skills", then?
>Their mouths really seem to compensate their lack of hands
>>2160595"Derpy ... a tray held easily between her teeth, a feat most humans would have difficulty replicating. Obviously without hands, ponies had to find another way to grip and hold items, and unless they were a unicorn with magic most resorted to simply using their dextrous mouths." If you are actually including parts in the second person (I dunno, it's not clear whether you really are or if it's just in there for our sake) you could replace things like "most humans" with plain old "you", and include other comparisons with our hands and fingers I suppose.
>>2160500The friend-off is just going to turn out to be a big nothing anyway.
>>2160659Can you draw Ahri or Karthus as a pony?Or both, throwing skittles and orbs at each other?
>>2160665Too many words saying too little, for my taste.
>>2160675What
>>2160655>>2160629I want to write her a letter, just to get an answer like this.
Rollin'Evens - draw requestOdds - work on quest stuffDubs - Shazbot win for the day and bed
>>2160673Sure what do you mean by skittles?
>>2160665>>2160663>>2160661Thanks for the help guys, I'll figure it out.
>>2160656The only experience I have is drawing dicks in my old notebooks
>>2160680Do it
>>2160681Stop hiding behind numbers and draw.
>>2160682The Q of Karthus, Lay Waste. It looks like he is throwing explosive skittles on the ground.
>>2160675the whole "insert ponies into abstract art" thing is really getting old.
>>2160691Ah
>>2160680Write her something zany like what she responds withthen of course, she'll say "What are you on, you loon?"
>>2160689But I don't have her email!
Poni
>>2160656I have never read a single fanfiction (to completion), so I wouldn't know where to start.
>>2160690I am. You just won't see this particular stuff till next week.
>>2160697
>>2160693But their legions of fans confuse "I can't find meaning in it" for "it's deep" rather than "it means nothing", thus they're praised as geniuses.
>>2160699Poni?
>>2160699That is indeed a poni. You score 5 poni points.
>>2160681so work on your quest
>>2160714PONI
>>2160708You mean you'll do it later? That sounds like procrastination to me.
>>2160714Would you shove icecubes up scootaloo's butthole?I mean come on, look at her, you can tell she wants it. I bet she wouldn't even some cry
>>2160696I'm sure she has a meaning behind these.If I can find meaningful methapors, I'm sure she'll get them.I have an artist friend of mine, I'll ask him.He is a total pro at things like this.
>>2160720I am drawing now in preparation for my quest next week.
>>2160719PONIPONIPONIPONIPONIPONIPONIPONI
>>2160674Alright. How about you leave out the rest of the first sentence sentence after teeth, and reword the second part so it's just "Most ponies simply used their mouths to grip items in lieu of hands, and were quite adept at it as a result."? Still a bit wordy, and I know I often get close to purple prose in my writings but at least it's better. In fact, if you really wanted both of those could probably be condensed into a single sentence, although again it would be quite long and have a fair bit of run-on...
>>2160728Poni?
>>2160714>You will never force-feed Scootaloo shovelfuls of flan until she's a round, quivering, immobile blob.>You will never take advantage of her condition with relentless cuddles.
>>2160733PONI!Join us MLPG!
>>2160733PONI
>>2160728It's spelled "Pony" you fucking idiot.
>>2160737poni...
>>2160739>>/co/
>>2160739ERF
>>2160730I think the problem there is that you're trying to liken them to hands, and say that they do that well. That's two major points, so you're going to need a lot of words.The point that's really trying to come across is how dexterous and capable they are, which is an idea that can be put across more simply.
>>2160727Hmm, okay. I'll let you off.This time.
>>2160743prepare_your_anus.png
>>2160739I HAVE LIVED A LIE.
>>2160738>only one buttonFGG really got soft didn't they?
>>2160739
>>2160739U gnu?
>>2160730That wasn't the guy writing it, I am.Don't worry, I'll figure things out. I'm just trying to keep it from sounding sexual.Everything will work out fine.I hope you guys like shameless feelfics starring Derpy the Talking Horse.
>nerds writing letters to voice actors of a little girls cartoonwhen did mlpg go full brony. dont even try to deny it you know its been true for a while.
I can't poni I'd rather be sad
>>2160758
>>2160756A horse is a horse, of course of course,and no one can talk to a horse of course,that is of course, unless the horse,Is the famous Mister Ed!
>>2160760STOP BEING SAD.PONI WILL CHEER YOU UP.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eOdIdiAX44
>>2160758You really don't know what you're talking about, so please be quiet lest you embarrass yourself further.
>>2160756Yeah, good luck with it. It felt good to stretch the old writing muscles so I decided to take a few cracks at it regardless of whether you could use anything I tossed out there.
Someone a while back requested Midna riding Twi so here ya go
>>2160758mlpg is pretty bad now and it is only getting worse as the normal fans start leaving. still we are not as bad as other places, that is nothing to be proud of though.
>>2160758They love it
>>2160758>"Nerds">Lower case>Improper punctuationOPINION DISREGARDED
>>2160773Oh my.
>>2160748>getting mad at LK
>>2160773Great, now lets see Midna take some pony dick.
>>2160775But what is her face?
>>2160774>Yearbook quotes
>>2160773whatwhats bcs doing herehahaha this night is crazy
>>2160758C'mon, you can't say Tabitha is anything but hilarious.>tfw duplicate file error
>>2160783>not hating all our contributors in the hopes they'll go away
You are all giant faggots and I hope you all die of herpes
>>2160758Pray tell, why is it bad that we express our gratitude for the people working on the show?We're 4chan, but if we stop being assholes that bash everything we are automatically bronies?Sure smells like troll here.
>>2160773Excellent.
>>2160788
>>2160797Do you have herpes, Dash? Because I'm willing to catch it
>>2160797say that to my face faggot
>>2160793>A VA will never call you an awesome writer ;_;
>>2160797>that facehhhhnnnnnng
>>2160758>>2160758It's not just a cartoon though, it's a way of life.
>>2160804But you're a boy
>>2160797You can't die in herpes.Here, have poni or two
>>2160783>he has a name!>that makes him immune to criticism
>>2160815Nigga that is not a cute face that is a weird face.
>>2160817No, I'm not. but would that really be a problem?
>>2160791Where have you been? She's been here for a while now, fagging it up with attentionwhore bullshit
>okay time to go write>close mlpg>3 words into a paragraph>WELL LETS SEE WHAT MLPG IS UP TO
>>2160470Princess Luna riding her trained war gorilla into battle
>>2160833>that fucking feelI have to force myself into seclusion in order to write anything. No browser, no irc, no IM clients, no distractions.
>>2160830Okay, it's clear you're fresh off the boat from /b/. Allow me to clue you in: Go fuck yourself, you child.
>>2160640it turned out horrible so i gave up
>>2160825>fagging it up with attentionwhore bullshithardlyand she's been doing requests none stop for everyonebcs chillen here has been one of the best things to happen in this shithole
>>2160797>dash shows up for your weekly meeting 15 minutes late>you decide to punish her>you get a bowl of icecubes>one by one, you shove them up her butt, savoring the girly moans she makes all throughout the process>after she passes the water, you mount her>she secretly loves cock, but can't let that ruin her alpha lesbian public image, so she comes to you one a week to get stuffed and dominated.
>>2160822>Implying dashs face isnt always cuteNigga you high?
>>2160830>vistiing EQDnope>read fanfictionnope>furry anthro pornnopeHit and miss.Really, you just want to look like someone old and yap about the good old times, so shut the fuck up.There is nothing wrong in being a normal human being and appreciating the work of the VA's.
>>2160849Lovely.
>>2160818>those skin pockets on bonbon
>>2160849W- what? Why would she...Can she wear a collar?
>>2160857Not to mention the fists
>>2160855Shut up, brony faggot.
>>2160860Nope, you've asked too much. Sorry, she's done with you. You'll never speak to her again.You may as well try your luck with Fluttershy or Scootaloo.
>>2160868I'm telling my mom you said that.
>>2160869B-bark!
>>21608680/10, try-hard babbys first troll.Go back to the /b/read, kid.
>>2160868fuck off horsefucker
>>2160869Did I ask for her opinion?
>>2160860>implying she doesn't wear a collar at all times now>implying she nervously explain to anyone who asks that "A.N.O.N." stands for "Am Never an Old Nerd", before running off
>>2160881Oh, are you still here? She's flown away. She's not having it. You're through. Go play with the little orange dodo bird if you can't handle a woman.
What the heck is going on?
>>2160876What the fuck did you say to me you little bitch?
>>2160888You spelled quarantine incorrectly.
>>2160891You imply I'd let her. It'd just be slipped around her neck the moment she was too distracted to care.
>>2160895Autism
>>2160849...
>>2160876What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>2160899>it's one of those slip-based choke collars>the more she struggles the tighter it gets>sometimes she doesn't struggle enough, so you yank on it anyway
>>2160899>Implying she doesn't know karate.
>>2160896>>2160907
>>2160849>ice cubeshahathe feeling of pushing them in one by one is amazinghighly recommend to the rest of you
>>2160899She'd kick you in the balls and fly off to tell her friends. You think you can handle a buck from AJ? Or a blast of Twilight's magic?Trusty me, sonny.>>>/scootaloo/
>>2160910>implying she can use it when her legs have turned to jelly and her wings don't quite react to her command any moreIf she really wants to go, I can leave her like that until she recovers. If she wants to continue, though... she'll just have to accept it.
>>2160895butt anguish and autism, mostly>>2160849>humiliation with Dashdo one with pinkie
>>2160796but why?
>>2160915You are joking, right?
>wake up>fill your coffee cup>sit down for MLPG>look to cup>oh...it's autism
>>2160914YOUR DONE KLONDOKESHARKFOOD
>>2160910>implying she wants to karate when she is about to be filled with delicious cock>implying she could karate while choking>eventually you let up on the collar>she's gasping for air>You give her about 10 seconds, then shove your cock down her throat>she starts working your cock full throttle, knowing the sooner you get off the sooner she gets to breathe>45 seconds later, her face is blue and her stomach is full of gunk. She gets to breath again.>she collapses in a gasping wreck>You shove a buttplug with a rainbow tail in, shove her out the door, and say in a singsong voice "see you next week!"
>>2160929>not having a cup of autism every morningare you fucking autistic or something?
>>2160926They were talking about it in the last thread, along with some other weird stuff involving ice cubes.
Not in Nottingham.
>>2160907Where did this copy pasta originate?
>>2160923oops fucked that up>>2160915keep that shit in the last thread
>>2160926Not at all.you can feel them melt inside but getting them in is the most fun
>>2160920JUST WHAT KIND OF COLLAR IS THIS???>>2160923>Claiming to be a Pinkiefag>Wants to see her subjugatedYou don't deserve her. Pinkie's a free spirit.
>>2160914>that faceoh god my balls
>>2160934>implying I'd shove her out the doorDash is the only pony where snuggling in the afterglow would still be submissive
>>2160943as the other anon, I agree with>>2160942
>>2160952Ice cube general is go.
Icecubes, eh?http://xhamster.com/movies/273957/cutie_teen_girl_shoves_ice_cubes_up_her_ass.htmlGod I miss Tomboychan.
>>2160944no I mean have Pinkie dominate Dashnot a huge fan of PinkieDash but I can only imagine how great that would beI would never harm my pink waifu ◕ ◡ ◕
>>2160935>>are you fucking autistic or something?>Immediately get reminded of that greentext story with the ponyfag and the two girls on the playground
>>2160941If I'm not mistaken someone posted it as a comment on youtube.
>>2160959Post it.
>>2160959>>Immediately get reminded of that greentext story with the ponyfag and the two girls on the playgroundWhat?
>that feel when editing pone art into desktop background and can't figure out placementguys if it's a single figure that takes up 1/45 of the screen area on a solid color, where should it be positioned? percent distance from borders?
>>2160944A lovely thin black leather strip, adorned with metal insets every inch or so and a clasp at the front from which to hang her nametag. The back would have a hook to attach a leash and allow a better position for pulling it, allowing you to do everything from light choking to simply steering her around. The metal insets are in the shape of her cutie mark
inb4 idiots actually shove ice cubes up their ass under the assumption that it'll feel good and it won't send them to the emergency room
>>2160943How long will I spend at the doc if I try it?
>>2160956>she sucks on them sluttily before doing it>she moans>the only difference between me and tomboychan is 250 lbs and a penis
>>2160968See:>>2160956
>>2160969Completely safe, believe it or not
>>2160961I don't remember ever seeing youtube allow that many characters in a comment>>2160959wut
>>2160957Okay, okay, fair enough.
>>2160963>>2160962
OH COME ON GDOCSYOU REALLY COULDN'T SPELL CHECK "HESITENT"REALLYYOU REALLY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS GOING FOR THERE?JUST FUCKING MYSTIFIED BY THE ONE LETTER I MESSED UP ON? JUST THROWN THROUGH A FUCKING LOOP?!FUCK OFF
>>2160972That's...a lot of difference.
>>2160965what you could do if take a favorite background that's almost like what you want and use that as the base, instead
>>2160972>>the only difference between me and tomboychan is 250 lbs and a penisThat's a HUGE fucking difference.
>>2160984but I don't like anythingthat's a good idea, thanks
>>2160968...Why would that send you to the emergency room?
>>2160974as one of the anons doing this shit, I can say there is some risk. Look in the other thread if you want to see.
>>2160972>>the only difference between me and tomboychan is 250 lbs and a penismoron
>>2160978>MLPG.png
>>2160990SHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2160981>writing in gdocseugh
>>2160966This whole affair just creeps me out to no end.
>>2160995sorryi need spellcheckobviously
>>2161000>Not putting a collar on your ponyWhat, do you want them to be stolen?
>>2160956this bitch is noisy
>>2161004...I NEED collared scootaloo right now
>Everyone is now shoving ice cubes in their ass
>putting ice cubes up your butt>not putting one of these in therefucking scrubs l2p
>>2161000that's what I said six months agothen something snappedall of my female friends that are into kinky shit think I am gay ;_;
>>2161013
>>2161003Libre Office has spell check. http://www.libreoffice.org/download/http://www.libreoffice.org/download/http://www.libreoffice.org/download/http://www.libreoffice.org/download/http://www.libreoffice.org/download/http://www.libreoffice.org/download/http://www.libreoffice.org/download/http://www.libreoffice.org/download/http://www.libreoffice.org/download/
>>2161012>Not having a collared Sweetie Belle alreadyShe think's it's fashion. It's sweet.
>>2161000Do you want to take that thin strip of safety away from them, anon? Make them feel lonely and remove their one constant in life? No, that's creepy.
>>2161018
>>2160941/jp/
>>2161004MAI PONE IS NOT A POSSESSION TO BE KEPT OR STOLEN. SHE IS NOT ONE TO BE MARKED AND LED ABOUT BY ANY MAN. SHE IS A TRULY FREE BEING AND WE ARE OF THE SAME SOUL. IF I, OR ANYONE ELSE, SHOULD SUBJUGATE HER, IT WOULD BE I SUFFERING FROM THIS SUBJUGATION AS WELL.
>>2161014>icepops>have sugar in them>putting pure sugar in a place that normally doesn't get much sugar but has a lot of bacteriaenjoy your infection!
>>2161027I saw it first in /b/ a long time ago,but that doesn't mean much.
>>2161020>200 mb...this better be worth it, anon.
>>2161018>>2161024
>>2161021Oooohhhh....Not Sweetie...
>>2161028Well, then, when the pone catcher comes around and she gets euthanized, you'll be to blame.
>>2161014food does not go down there
>>2161039>he doesn't already have Librenigga u gay
>>2161040yall niggas are crazy
>>2161039It's a lot better than gdocs, at least.Better than Office 2010, too.
>>2161021>politely but forcefully reminding her that she's your pet now when she wants to take it off
>>2161051>one day she takes it off anyway>she clearly doesn't understand the pet-owner relationshipwhat do /co/?
>>2161050Better than Office 2007 maybe. Office 2010 is great.
>>2161051>laughing and d'awwing at her as she bats at the clasp with her hoof and tries to reach it with her mouth, only to fall onto her back and helplessly wiggle her legs in the air, unable to right herself
>>2161039It's the free equivalent of Microsoft Office. It reminds me of Office 2000. But it's free and open source, so it's good for the price.
>>2161044neither do ice cubes
>>2161060>rape
>>2161061>ribbonor wait, was ribbon 2007?Also, >anything MSOffice>competing with the godliness that is LibreOffice CalcEnjoy not having perfect LaTeX rendering.
>>2161070yes they do
>>2161060Don't let her play with Scoots and Applebloom down the street for a day.>she's scooting around your livingroom moping
>>2161061>Better than Office 2007 maybe. Office 2010 is great.Yeah, I won't deny that MS Office is great. But you can't really justify the cost unless you're a business that needs top of the line software.Libre works for 90% of students and writers.
>>2161065>>2161061>>2161050I already have OpenOffice. Is this better or something?
>>2161043P-p-pone catcher?Euthanized?Well..... I suppose she'd have to wear it when outdoors.I'd hate myself and my species for forcing me to treat the pones I love this way.
>>2161074>perfect LaTeX rendering>in a word processorbut that defeats the point of latex
>>2161078>you give her some icecubes to play with
>>2161083Open is done.Libre is still being updated.
Do we have an ice cube pony yet?
>>2161085Would you feel the same way after watching her proudly strut around showing off her themed nametag to all that wish to see?
>>2161020"Free" as in freedom.
>>2161083OpenOffice is owned by the Oracle at Hades
>>2161098>>2161099>FSF-mind
>>2161040I DON' WANNA LIVE NO MO'SOMETIMES I HEAR DEATH KNOCKIN' AT MY DO'I'M LIVIN' EVERY DAY LIKE A HUSTLEANOTHER DRUG TO JUGGLEANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER STRUGGLE
>>2161098
>>2161096>>2160943
>>2161097This is making me feel weird.I don't want to like this idea.
>>2161083Open Office Died. Libre is the new version. The reason is politics if you want to get into it.Libre is a bit faster, more up to date, and is removing reliance on Java Runtime element. Replacing it with C++ code. It's better, but not by huge leaps and bounds. But it will be much, much better int he future. Open is dead in the water and begging for donations to just stay alive.
>>2161108no i mean a pony made of ice
>>2161103>Everyday Hustle>not Things Done Changedwe 90's hiphop thread now; let's all turn on Illmatic and rock the fuck out
I see a lack of scrunch in this thread.Post scrunch.
>From the HoI3 ftM v3.05 patch notes: Cav get a bit less speed reduction from techs. Bigger guns still slow them though, think of the poor ponies!Are all these fucking references really necessary?
>>2161074The ribbon is great. It annoys me that people can't adapt to it. I can't talk much about Calc (or Math?) because I don't use it. The equation editor in Office is nice and easy though and Cambria Math is pretty sexy.>>2161083>>2161093>>2161099Actually Apache bought OpenOffice and intend to continue developing it. It's going to be shit though. LibreOffice is the future.
Jesus, what have I started.This better not become a "thing".I'll see you guys 8:30 GMT tommorrow for group icecube insertion
>>2161121Scrunchiest pony reporting in.
>>2161118I NEVER SLEEP CAUSE SLEEP IS THE COUSIN OF DEATH
We /g/ now all of a sudden?
>>2161096Let's not
>>2161113>mfw media keys don't work when Libre or Open is in focus, so I have to alt-tab to foobar when i want to skip a track while I'm writing
>>2161132Said a wise man from Brooklyn.
>>2161121Make me
>>2161132Wisdom.
>>2161121
>>2161130You knew exactly what you were doing.
>>2161110What could be better than giving your little pony complete confidence that everything is going to be okay? Giving her total security and the certain knowledge that when she wakes up tomorrow, she'll love and be loved and won't have to worry about anything at all? Don't you want to give her that bliss?
>>2161130all right
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
>>2161137Nujabes - Highs 2 Lows Ft. Cise Starr w/ Lyrics http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-aulek4pMY
>>2161134>/g/>windows officeunless you're talking about Richard Stallman then no
>>2161147Shut up AB, we know your vice.
>>2161132WHOSE WORLD IS THIS
>>2161147I USED TO WRITE GREENTEXT FOR MLPG
>>2161145And in return, all you ask is a little submission. Is it really so unfair?
>>2161145Goddangit. Why do you always hit me where it hurts.
>>2161152watWay off, man.
>>2161145But.......As sssssssssoon as I say yes....This will be revealed as a test or something.And I think I've already failed.
>>2161118MURDER WAS THE CASE THAT THEY GAVE MEMURDER WAS THE CASE THAT THEY GAVE ME
>>2161150>implying /g/ don't like Microsoft Office
>>2160673
>>2161168Dear god, i wonder can they save me? I just wanna see my boo-boo have my baby.
>>2161125>Actually Apache bought OpenOffice and intend to continue developing it. It's going to be shit though. LibreOffice is the future.Yeah, but the community has embraced Libre. OO has resorted to begging for donations just to stay alive.
>>2161147If it was a dreamAnd it wasn't realTHEN HOW'D I GET THIS JERSEY WITH THE NAME O'NEILL??
>>2161145I wonder what women think about this
>>2161165The only test here is to see if you could take care of a little pony all of your own. It won't be easy, they'll rely on you for almost everything. It's a lot of responsibility.But just tell me, when she looks into your eyes late at night and gives you a thankful nuzzle, before curling up against your leg and drifting off into a happy slumber, won't it all be worth it?
>>2161170>fox ears on a pony
>>2161170I would kiss you if I were gay, Klondork.Thank you!
>>2161136That's actually a pretty serious issue. It seems to be in their bug trackers as well.Install Gentoo.
>>2161179I think a significant proportion find it sexy.Just like a significant proportion of men do.
>>2161170that pony's face reminds me of moon over june
>>2161136Officially report that bug. Explain everything. Maybe someone will do something about it.
>>2161118>Illmatic>not turning on Lifestylez of da Poor and Dangerous
>>2161180Yes, and once she's asleep, Rarity can come in and quietly collect her reward for a good day's chores.
>>2161187>reporting bugsWay too much effort.
>>2161180I suppose... If it's the only way... I would EVENTUALLY come to really fucking enjoy it.Are you happy?
>>2161179vaguely aroused, personally
>>2161168>picture of RZA>snoop lyrics>method man filenamewhy am I laughing so hard
>>2161195Not yet, master
>>2161194No it's not.
>>2161186orly
>>2161198glad i'm not the only one who noticed
>>2161200Such a demanding little slut.
>>2161198haha oh wow I was just ignoring these but fuck that made me laugh
>>2161197shut up TAW
What was the first episode that mentions Rarity and Sweetie Belle as Sisters?
>>2161097ok who is this guyi swear this happens every goddamn night. a simple idea getting extrapolated into something that both disturbs the guy and gets the guy off.
>>2161214I'm pretty sure Stare Master
>>2161214I believe it was Stare Master.
>>2161214The one where Sweetie and her friends are at Rarity's and stealing their shit and fabric. Like the little slimy thieves they are.Stare Master
>>2161219>>2161220>>2161221Oh you guys.
>>2161214Stare Master
>>2161200I feel so filthy.
>>2161217We have a lot of strange people in MLG
>>2161217I don't know but I love that guy.
>>2161219>>2161220>>2161221>mastermind
>>2161217Guilty pleasure is best pleasure.
>>2161235UPDATE YOUR GREY MATTAAAH'CAUSE ONE DAY IT MAY MATTAAAH
>>2161230You should, being unable to control your urges, needing to cry out for attention on the general.
>>2161207Oh, was I? I didn't mean to be. Sorry.
>>2161233>My Little General
>>2161217He is the reason I'm still here during the hiatus
>>2161242>There's no ponies where we're going, anon. Only >rape
>>2161242>thumbnail
>>2161242>not Major League GamingYa blew it again Derpy.
>>2161217I am always the one who objects and ends up breaking.It always seems to go this way. I'm weak.
>>2161244seriously, MLPG has just devolved into one elaborate fap session for me.This will be screencapped and spammed as a "THIS IS WHY YOU GUYS SUCK" image.
>>2161250I've objected and been broken twice. I swear, that fucking guy...
>>2161250Maybe one day you'll just stop objecting, and play along. I think that's how erp happens.
>>2161239That other nigger started it.
>>2161235that was their s/t wasn't it? I thought it was nice but seemed trying too hard to be that 'artistic hip-hop group'aka mildly pretentiousthen again I listen to Das Racist so that's a pretty hypocritical thing for me to criticize >>2161217it's a variety of guysone of the ones that became the biggest I remember was Tozac and his Rarity's Generous Plan shit>maybe you should switch it around by having Pinkie raped by the guards
Silly browneyes, I don't hate you for liking a show I don't like.I hate you for being complete and utter faggots about it.>HURR DURR I AM A BRONY WHACHU GONNA DO 'BOUT IT >I like MLP DEAL WITH IT DURRRIt's not the show that turns you into a bad person, you already are a bad person for constantly grasping for any kind of attention and reaction from others.
>>2161256It's more fun to object and then break.
>>2161258>blaming others because you're too weak
MLPG almost always has me at half mastMLPG has also made me >feel more than even my last breakup
>>2161262Okay, fair enough, but why are you telling this to us? Most of us keep our powerlevel well hidden.
>>2161258>not calling me Master>lame excusessee me after Horse.>>2161260>s/tIt was their only release. They're coming out with a new one this year, in June. I'm so psyched. Del is such a great rapper, but what really makes it is Automator.
>>2161252>24/7 fap sessionwe will need a lot of burn ointment
>>2161247I have both.I just accidentally posted that.
>>2161263Oh, you will make a good pet some day
Which has the best design?
>>2161266That's just sad
>>2161266This.
>tfw the most difficult thing about building your first computer is the caseDo the manufacturers really have to put their logo so vividly on the caseI don't want my new baby to be labeled with a big "Coolermaster"
>>2161277The big G4 brushable with the molded mane.
>>2161277The 3 fronts with the pointy snout
>>2161277The flowers.
>>2161277THE ONE ON THE LEFTI WOULD PAY TO STICK MY PENIS INTO IT
>>2161292It looks like a retarded cow.
>>2161250me toogoddamn it it's like he knows all your weaknesses as soon as you take an interest in something. all i posted was whyboner.jpg and this shit happened.
>>2161277
>>2161284>not using the same case over and over again for years
>>2161275Fuck, I know that's what you guys are going to drive me to become one of these nights.I'll fight every step of the way, of course.
>>2161277I love the top left one
>>2161268>It was their only releasewutttI thought they came out with a bunch of EPsor maybe I'm mistaking, not surenever payed much attention to that groupand holy shit, Kid Koala is the DJ of the groupswag>>2161277none cuz apple ponebut if i had to choose it'd be the 3rd from the left
>>2161298COWS ARE WHAT GETS ME OFF
>>2161306Yeah, Del, Kid Koala, and Automator. Rap supergroup.The album is arguably a bit "overwrought", but it's awesome just the same.
>>2161268>They're coming out with a new one this year, in Juneoh fuck, eally?color me fucking excite
>>2161299It's probably someone who just takes delight in corrupting and manipulating anonymous posters who show even the slightest sign of weakness.
>>2161299You give it away. You're always whybonering to something specific, and the next few posts hone that down. After that, it's a pretty simple process--a whyboner is produced when something you don't want to find attractive is embedded with other things you do. Exploit those, and it's easy.
>>2161312 hereIt's basically what got me into rap. Before that I only liked indie and classic rock.>>2161316http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deltron_3030#Deltron_Event_II
>>2161320Which is why, when those other guys were talking about abusing dash with her collar, the other guy was made to believe that mai waifu would love the collar with lovey-dovey feely shit.Determining motives and exploiting weaknesses.But I must ask why?
>>2161334Probably gets some pleasure in exploring another anon's sexuality.Or just enjoys making anons happy in unexpected ways.
>>2161334Why? Why not? Weaving emotion is the most powerful thing one can do with language. Convincing people of things they're so set against is a valuable skill. Maybe, just maybe, I want to give a little something back, and lighten some people up by giving them new areas to explore and new ways to have fun.
>>2161340>>2161334It's >fun for all involved.
>>2161345>Weaving GG pls draw more of this stuff
>>2161349except for some of the people reading through
>>2161353Fuck them, especially in this shitty hiatus threads.Some people finding their sexuality is cooler than another "GUYS STOP METAPOSTING" discussion
>>2161357You jumped too far in conclusions
>>2161345Oh well...I've become a changeling.I've sacrificed fillies.I've made deals with Discord.I may as well slap a collar on the pone I laughably refer to as mai waifu.
>>2161361I suppose, and of course the "either or" is a classic logical fallacy, but I really don't see the problem with ERP and sex greentexts when there's nothing else going on.
>>2161187Niggaz have been complaining about that since people still cared about Open, bro. They're never going to fix it.
>>2161365I have a problem with ERP in a live horse. If I'm not taking part I'll be jealous, and if I am then it'll be awkward.
I want the serious waifu fags to Leave
>>2161372Yeah, and that's why I avoid it generally (that's also why my little slut has to wait), but it seems like we're literally all ERP at this point.
>>2161349>>2161345haha yeah i guess.just, whoever this is, props to you. wish i could be that manipulative.
>>2161369>open source software in charge of fixing esoteric bugsWorst part is that it's probably just a case of passing unhandled keys back down the hotkey chain, but they won't do that because it requires an OS-specifc implementation and we couldn't have that, could we?
>>2161377Why
>>2161380You should give it a try some time, it's fun and intellectually stimulating. Gotta put yourself in somebody else's shoes if you want to walk them somewhere.
>>2161380I think the real beauty is that a lot of this is far less "planned" or intentionally manipulative than it seems.
>>2161390I'm just sitting here bored and reading it.It just seems like they're taking it really seriously.Like Tulpa seriously.
>>2161377No, I think I'll stay.
>>2161382>wanting to advance or rewind music while working on shit>esotericdo you even watch the dictionary
>>2161397I'm glad I'm not the only one
For those sluts (I think there were 2 or 3?), if you haven't read this, you're in for a treat.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/21155/Caramel%27s-Entrapment
>>2161397Well, then, talk about something else.If everyone still wants to waifufag, then go do something else for a while. The general doesn't always entertain me either.
>>2161403Doing it from media keys is far more esoteric than most of the bugs they deal with, which effect all users.
>>2161377dealwithit nerd>>2161365it's called dichotomy and it's just awfullike stealing 40 cakes
>>2161334Oh, also I can heartily recommend darf's "rainbow / Dash" now you're interested in the subject.
>>2161397I been here long enough just to see it ironically rather then actual.Anyways, which is 6mane you consider the worst and why? Would you like it if they replace her with a background pony?
>>2161377No.
>>2161421>Fluttershy>implying she isn't interchangable with any background pony anyway
>>2161420I suppose I must, now.
>>2161421Dash just because she's a bitch a lotbut just because she's the worst of them doesn't mean she's badand of course not how could someone get rid of a cute rainbow pone like that?
>>2161421I honestly wish they're replace her with Sarcasm Pone from MMDW.
Those goddamn faggots on /mlp/ are using my pictures
>>2161397Depends on how serious you're talking aboutWhile I do actually have a crush on purple pone and would like to carry out many of the fantasies I post here if they were possible I'm not going to change my life to accommodate her, like stay away from women just so I can be loyal to fictional waifuWhat do you mean by seriously?
>>2161421To be honest, my least favorite is Dash. I just feel like she's the least developed character.However, I still love her, as I do all the main six, and wouldn't want her replaced.
>>2161426....I want to photoshop a collar onto this gif.Or maybe a drawfag could do it?That'd be pretty fucking amazing.
>>2161415>The general doesn't always entertain me either.THISgoddamn people there's other stuff to do with your life. don't give me none of that mr bones bullshit, it's perfectly easy to leave, especially when shit gets bad.
>>2161421I sure hope it's more ironic than not, for sanity's sakeThey could easily replace AJ, unfortunately. She has that "I want to like you more" personality, but just comes off as too boring usually..
>>2161432OH HELL NAW FAGGOT
>>2161421Either Rainbow Dash or Pinkie Pie, but I wouldn't have them replaced. Despite the fact that I don't like them as much as other the other characters, I still think they belong as the six they are now.
>>2161397Even my most serious waifufaggotry fantasies are enhanced for dramatic effect before being posted here. While I can see myself loving her were she real, I can only say I love her in the same way you'd love any abstract concept. She's an idea, not a person.A lovely idea that's very useful for giving people heart attacks, though.
>>2161438>Or maybe a drawfag could do it?nope
>>2161440>especially when shit gets bad.Like yesterday it was really bad...
>>2161438
>>2161436I've seen it posted hundred of times, never really bothered me before.I don't really know, something about the tone of the posts today gave me an eerie vibe. I wouldn't bring it up but it's an off hour so why not.
I would replace some of the mane 6. G1 has plenty of good/better characters.
>>2161454>chrysalis_porn.gif
>>2161436This is how I feel.If I had a chance with a 3DPD woman who was similar to mai Pinku, I'd go for it.I suppose that disqualifies me from "pure" waifufaggotry, but that's an exclusive club.I'd still marry Pinkie if I was in Equestria.
>>2161421Fluttershy>Implying I need anymore reasoning than this
>>2161382LibreOffice would have no problems with implementing an OS specific fix. It uses its own GUI toolkit so there's obviously going to be a lot of platform specific code in there.It is a weird bug though. Media keys shouldn't be affected by other applications. It has to be doing something really weird in its event loop.
>checked out that porn torrent someone posted yesterday>couldn't even get it up>went back to my pony folder to masturbate>mfw
>>2161458One, maybe.
>>2161463>AWWW SHE MADE THEM SADIhonestly hope no one was genuinely upset by this.
>>2161468Two.
>>2161471I felt bad for them and it solidified my disdain towards Fluttershy. Fuck you.
>>2161467>that feelI decided I was going to fap to human porn some time in the last few weeks. When I went to navigate to that directory I reflexively went to my pone directory and didn't leave until it was too late.The moment this fandom dies, my sexuality is fucked.
SPRINKLES IN YOUR WRINKLES
>You meet 80s cheerilee at a bar>She's nursing a pint of cider>You sidle up beside her, and slip her a few of your best lines>she giggles appreciatively>while she's looking at you, you drop a few pills into her drink, which quickly fizzle away>You keep talking to her, leading her on>eventually the drugs take effect and she's accepting of pretty much any suggestion you make>You take her back to your car and put her in the back seat
>>2161471I wasn't upset at Fluttershy, because I knew she didn't mean it, but I did feel bad for Pinkie & Rarity.
>>2161461Naw, the 'pure' waifufaggotry you speak of is a level only the true masters at /a/ can acheiveEven I of /a/ am still a casual and would fall for 3DPD if she had a personality I loved as much as Twilight's
>>2161421I have never devoted any thought to which one I think is worst, that's mean. I'd never have any of them replaced either. They work good together.
>>2161471I felt bad for Pinkie, but I knew Fluttershy would feel terrible after she realized what she'd done, so I wasn't mad at her.
>>2161471if any of you faggots make Pinkie Pie cry I'll get my 50 cal shotgun and blow your asses off
>>2161467Its really annoying sometimes when you want to feel normal for ones... but you close every porn after 2 mins max because it just doesnt do it
>>2161426>>2161438Hmm....
>>2161468There's more than just WindWhistler, man.
AnimeNorth, yesterday. Dumping cosplays of varying quality and hilarity.
>>2161490>50 cal shotgun
>>2161467oh god me toowhy is this happeniiiiing
>>2161482>that feelif I could find a woman like Twilight... well.Yeah.
>>2161478>you get her home and lead her up the steps to the apartment>she's so stoned she can barely walk straight>When you get her inside, you lead her to your bed>that's when you slap the collar on her>You whisper a few seductive nothings into her ear, before leading her over to the bathroom>You lay out two lines>You snort yours, taking your time to show her how to do it>she takes the dollar bill...>and blows the coke all over the room like an idiot>You slap her rear and shove her up against the sink
>>2161468other good poniesno, wait, two of those are already in G4
>>2161508BLURRIER
>>2161476...or you will just end up like sonicfags.wow...
>>2161508I feel like me trying to understand why people cosplay is on the same level as me trying to understand some one else's fetish.
>>2161479>>2161475>>2161490They shouldn't be so insecure about their interests that all it takes is someone saying "no one gives a shit" to reduce them to tears.
>>2161490That would be a really small shotgun.
>>2161508THIS DAY IS GOING TO BE AWKWARD
>>2161501that's right faggot I'm trained in gorilla warfare etc etc pasta etc>>2161508wow that is actually nicely made and fairly cute for a 3DPD
>>2161517I feel bad about that too seeing as I genuinely liked that Chrysalis, but it wasn`t my camera anyway.
>>2161523Really? None of my friends have ever told me nobody gives a shit about my interests but I can imagine that it would feel like a knife in my gut. If it's some random faggot then sure, I can shrug that off but one of my closest friends? Damn right I'd be upset.
>>2161521HEY DARKER CARNATION PEOPLE YELLOW AND PINK DOESN'T WORK WELL WITH FUCKING BROWN.
>>216143828 layers man, I don't know, that's a lot of work.
>>2161523If one of your best friends told you that she thought you were wasting your life, that'd probably hit a bit harder than some guy saying "nobody gives a shit"I bet it took Pinkie and Rarity hours of gratuitous lesbian makeouts to stop crying onto each other's shoulders
>>2161537it have 28 frames? Some are repeating from what I saw.
>>2161537Got anything better to do right now?You could make more than one anon happy.
>>2161537Worth it?
>>2161527THE KIND OF CON I'VE BEEN DREAMING SINCE I WAS SMALL!
>>2161513>you roughly fuck her for the next hour, eventually transitioning to the bed>she loves every minute of it, too high to care>she's starting to come down>You soften up and decide to have some more coke>she can even try again>no issues this time>You fuck for another 45 minutes, until the cocaine has mostly faded from your systems>From now on, whenever you want a piece of ass, Cheerilee is only a phonecall away, ready to accept you gladly in return for another hit
>>2161523But it wasn't just a random someone, it was their best friend saying it
>>2161537>28 framesThat's...like 15~20 mins of workNot much at all.
You gotta shaaaaaare
>>2161559AHHAHAHAHA that fucking RD.
>>2161467I've never enjoyed live action porn much. I got my first boner from anime, and ponies weren't much of a leap.
>>2161546>that guy in the fedoraOH GOD AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2161559>bronies
>>2161559I would not fuck either of those Dashesand I'm unreasonably attracted to Rainbow Dash
>>2161559Applejack rule remains unbroken
>>2161552Now I KNOW no one's going to convince me to love this.
>>2161544This. The thing about this is that it would probably arouse both the dominant and sub anons.I can say that speaking as a sub anon. I can't imagine a dom anon not liking something like that, too.
I think I'll continue in next horse.
>>2161572Oh I'm pretty sure it's been broken. Can't post evidence right now though.
>>2161559why must people soil my waifu like this seriously
>>2161579They're funny, but more of me doesn't want to see it than see it.
>>2161580Unbroken.
>>2161572>implying the AJ on the right isn't a manJust look at that body shape.And the ill-fitting wig.
>>2161577Well... no, I can't do it unless I understand the fetish. Somebody else is gonna have to step up for this one.
>>2161534>>2161553>>2161540Oh well in that case, I guess I wouldn't know. I don't have any friends, and accept my interests are a waste of time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcUmtRmJRm4
>>2161589I have 10138 disorganized files in my folder. Don't make me go through them all.Somebody help me out here.
>>2161555then do it? I'd like to see how you will approach it.
>>2161591Exactly. You're taking advantage of a teenager and getting her addicted to drugs.This will take a masterful spin.
>>2161596I'd play that. I'd play the shit out of that.
>>2161600You made your ponyNow sleep with it
>>2161591Anon who wrote it here. The concept seems more sexy and less grimderp in my head.But once I started it I couldn't not finish it.
How strict is the "before the 30th" deadline?Yes, I'm really gong to be that pedantic about this
>>2161606>coke is why modern-day cheerilee is so cheery all the time
>>2161619I can't even be sure I saved it. Goddammit, you win this time. But I'll be back!
>>2161626I mean it's just something Leth put together for fun, Late entries will still be fun that being said it would be nice if you could be punctual about it out of respect for the other entrants.
>>2161629>you actually helped her find herself>Before this she was planning on becoming a rock musician>but she blew all her money in fillydelphia on coke and had to move back with her parents in Ponyville>Being raped and getting addicted to coke was what brought her into the "real world" and out of teenagerhood
>>2161626Artists have been given almost month so I guess it should be very strict and folks should be counted as asshole if they didn't delivered. Small exception on various shit that might happen
>>2161619>>2161619> having sex with your own pony OCoh boyooooh boooyy
>>2161621Well, grimderp is sexy to some.And what is sexy to some is grimderp to others.
>>2161644>Artists have been given almost monthI guess you're rightprocrastination habits are hard to drop
>>2161646>that feel when you've thought about it
>>2161642I'm sorry, I'm just not feeling it.I would not molest teenage Cherilee and get her addicted to cocaine.
>>2161646Would that count as some weird extradimensional form of masturbation or something, as many of the OCs seem to be pony persona things?
>>2161463Sad ponies are cutest ponies.I want an ep where they're just thinking their lives are worthless and beating themselves up internally for 22 minutes.
>>2161653Blah I did it 3 weeks ago... now just waiting because I'm helluva curious about others.
new whores where?
>that feel when I am literally writing a video game cross over for the friend offi can never yell at FOE again :(
do you think Twilight Sparkle could solve the mystery of the druids?
>>2161664What is wrong with you
>>2161662Depends if your ponysona is male or a female.Still, it would be weird. Pleasantly weird.
I want more stories that start "Derpy was a very ugly pony."
>>2161662my OC totally isn't a self-insertshe's cute though, I probably wouldn't turn her downnot like she'd have me anyway
>>2161677We're bronies now.You didn't get the memo?>>>2161670>>2161646>>2161606
>>2161670Who's you partner?
>>2161670Is this piece also longer than every other work of written fiction, including the freakin' bible?If not I feel like you still have room to yell at FO:E
>>2161682>you will never feel you soft hands caress your furry flanks>you will never whisper sweet nothings into your own ear>you will never be roughly mounted by you.
>>2161684In a perfect, cartoon world of adorable ponies (not to mention a gender ratio more skewed than Surf City) some may consider your choice of companion a bit strange. After all, her name was "Derpy". You had wondered how ponies could possibly be aware of slang derived from a South Park episode, but the meaning was clear. Slapstick. She was silly and clumsy and not incredibly intelligent.
>>2161694>FO:E>longer than every other word of written fictionhahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaNo. Not by a long way. It's not even notable, even by fanfiction standards.
>>2161694>work of written fiction, including the freakin' bibleWhy do brotheists have to work their references into everything?
>we literally ded
>>2161695>you will never take days to come to terms with being in two bodies at the same time>you will never become adept at splitting your concentration enough that you can both act independently while still feeling everything the other feels>you will never think of more ways to fuck than you could ever actually useAnd all of a sudden, NTR sounds quite appealing
we ded
>>2161725And at the 251 image limit too.
>>2161719I can't resist the jab, sometimes. I'm generally not aggressive otherwise.
>>2161719Because they are every bit as obnoxious and dogmatic as hard line religious twits
>>2161706What fanfictions are longer, then?
Well, I made the last thread before this, and we all saw how GREAT that was.Someone else do the next one.
>>2161729ooh! I'll make a horse!
>>2161733>>2161733>>2161733>>2161733>>2161733horse. there.
>>2161732There's a pokemon one with a million plus words. With a sequel that also has a million plus words.
>>2159691
So, is my slut still waiting?
>>2161757More than everwhat are YOU waiting for?
>>2161732Even within FO:E itself, I believe one of the spinoffs is actually longer. In greater fanfiction? 700k words isn't even an outlier.
>>2161764Stick icecubes in your asshole. either tape it or record audio of it. This will amuse your Master.
>>2161798>>2161798>>2161798>>2161798
>>2161782Since we're all safe and sane here, don't post anything of it unless you're fully comfortable posting it, of course. But record it anyway.
>>2161805...um
>>2161805hehe...wat >>2161742
>>2161805Other thread is marked.
oh boy are we gonna talk about incontinence again
>>2161828You betcha. I want you to tell me how slutty it feels to be shoving shit up your asshole for the amusement of an internet stranger.
By the way, if you missed it from the last thread, you should probably give them a good sucking so they sharp edges (if any) don't rip up your butthole. Unless you're into that sort of thing.>implying you aren't the same faggot from the last thread
stop being sexual deviantsgod why can't you just be attracted to big boobs and want to deposit your semen into a female of the appropriate age like normal people
We playan?
test
>>2164012Dunno.
>>2164012>>2164026I sure hope so.
me too
Gimme a sec to prep up
What quest?
>>2164105Lords of Death
>>2164111Great
Gimme a moment guys, my sister really really wants a hug right now so I'll go over and hug her, then we can start.
>>2164178Yeah, I can understand that
>>2164178OTP
>>2164178Sexually or non-sexually?Is she hot?
>>2164178onii-chan~
HUGS FOR THE HUG GODBONDING FOR THE SIBLING THRONEMy pizza burned...
>>2164338>tfw no sister
>>2164194Non-sexually.She is 11.She wants to be like her big bro when she grows up
>>2164354A ponyfag?
>>2164361A game designer.Also she makes warhams and plays my old vidya.
>>2164354An evil bastard who plays with the feelings of others in Pony D&D quests?
>>2164374She like pone?
>>2164381As far as I know, no.I don't think you can even get the Hub around here on TV.
>>2164390We game?
Yeah we game naoreport in so I know if we have space
>>2164466I wish I had brought my tablet along>>2164475I am here mein lord
>>2164475
Name: Ted the TraveledRace: GriffonClass: BardAlignment: True Neutral, not a believer as he thinks everyone is the blacksmith of his fortuneWeapons: a 100% gold lute (won at the GSC (Griffon Singing Contest)) and a daggerAbilities: Rousing Song[Inspire morale] - The power of a good song adds bonus to allies next roll Freezing Hit - The bard's song paralyzes the enemies for a short period of time Smoothtalker - The bard has smart senteces to get out any situationUnique Skill: Fame - Being a famous bard makes it easier to persuade others. (Bonus to persuasion)Noteworthy items: Besides his weapons he has a lots of maps (collected during his travels),a normal traveling coat, enough food and water for three days, small fotune in bits (earned during his wandering years as a pub singer), Great Book of Legends (mythical stories and fables of ancient times), torches
>>2164475Here.>>2164480>I wish I had brought my tablet along>tfw nasse is not drawing pone
>>2164475Let's do this.
>>2164488I could whine a bit and receive a pen and a piece of paperBut no one could see what I draw
>>2164480 Trusty>>2164481 Zebro>>2164487 Ted>>2164488 Dawn>>2164497 RadiantLooks like this will be the party then.Last time you boarded the repaired airship Stormherald and reunited with Captain Skyburner.You have an undead child along with you.You were debating about either going to explore the rest of Tambelon's tombs, or returning to Canterlot.Cloak and Dagger took Grogar's notes with them to Canterlot ahead of you.There also seems to be griffon on board who is eager to join your mission.Get acquainted and decide on a plan.
>>2164555I still want to take the kid back to Canterlot personally.
>>2164555Wwe dont have time for this kid crap we have to go back to the tomb.
"Hello everyone I am Ted the Travled, a traveling bard who wants to sing your victory over Old Ironhide so I looked for you to hear your story first hand"
>>2164575That can wait, we need to go to the tombs now, and we won't bring him with us.And we'll need you with us down there.He'll be safe here.
>>2164555Someone should get the kid back to canterlot while the others go to the tomb.
>>2164583"Okay fine, he can hang on the ship while we check the tomb. This sound alright to you, captain?"
>>2164582"It wasn't our victory, it was the victory of an Equestria and it's citizens that worked together."
"Still you had big part in defeating the once great knight Valiance and I heard you are on a great adventure again"
Captain Skyburner agrees that he can get someone to look after the kid while you raid the remaining tomb. He will keep the Stormherald on standby above the area just in case.Make your preparations if you need any, then you may head into the tomb.
>>2164631I'm ready.Do we have torches?
>>2164631"I just need my bullets. Let's go."
>>2164631Lets go.>>2164638Here.
>>2164631I'm ready.>>2164638Me and Dawn still have some
>>2164638I have brought some
>>2164631I am ready
You enter the Tambelon Tombs once more, and reach a familiar split in the path. On the left is the study and lab of Grogar. On the right, a still-closed door with two pony statues next to it.
>>2164675Roll for stealth.
>>2164675Examine the statues.
>>2164675I'll bash the door open
>>2164675Follow Radiant
>>2164675We should examine the lab again, to see if the cultists made more preparations since we left.
>>2164686You are as sneaky as a snake. Those statues will surely never see you coming.>>2164688They are statues of ponies. Most likely dedications to the followers of Grogar who are buried here.>>2164693The door no longer mocks you with its insolent staying closedness. It is open.Lab or graves?
>>2164725We shouldn't split up.Let's check the graves, and check the lab on our way out.
>>2164725Graves lets burn the bodies.
I think we should go to the graves
>>2164725>>2164738Yeah let's do that
>>2164738Okay.
>>2164725I think we should go to the graves
>>2164738>>2164741>>2164747>>2164748>>2164751The graves area is quite large, with no visible connection to the lab. You can see shallow holes in the ground where some skeletal ponies lay, and large stone coffins stacked around the sides. A doorway in the back leads into another room.
>>2164770Ask the dead what's in that room
>>2164770Smash the bones.
>>2164791No fuck you
>>2164770check the coffins
>>2164809Not all the bones.
>>2164770Let's check the room in the end
>>2164791Let Zebro talk with them first.I just prepare my hammer.
>>2164817Okay, if you really want to
>>2164785"That is where the favored servants of Grogar now rest and await his call to serve once again. Now let me sleep.">>2164814There are some larger bones in them, like those of bears, buffalo and tigers. However they are just random assortments, not whole skeletons.
>>2164844Looks like we'll need to fight in that room.Battle stances, and cautiously enter.
>>2164844Ready mein weapon and open the door
>>2164844Ready my lute and enter with the others
>>2164844Get ready for battle and stay behind the others.
>>2164844Assume battle stance.>>2164851We should smash the bones.
>>2164844Get ready to rumble.>>2164851Smash the bones!
>>2164862Why don't you ressurect some of the dead to fight for us?
>>2164874I CAN USE THEM FOR THE FIGHTCOME ONDON'T BE A DICK
>>2164863>>2164874>spam postWhy 4chan.
>>2164881I'll do that in the actual fight when they don't expect it.
>>2164851>>2164856>>2164860>>2164862>>2164863>>2164874As you enter the room at the back you find a bunch of dead things. Some skeletal, others mummified.Mostly griffons, diamond dogs and some strange things you cannot remember seeing anywhere else. Possibly some extinct race. They look like diamond dogs, only smaller and with flimsier limbs and fatter heads.You cannot help but wonder why there are no ponies here.
>>2164906Nothing else?Just bodies?
>>2164906Ask someone from that extinct race what exactly they are and what they're doing here
OKAYNO ONEKICKSMASHOR OTHERWISE DEFILE ANYTHINGLET'S BACK OFF, CHECK THE LAB, AND LEAVE
>>2164906Inspect the bodies of the extinct race.
>>2164906Checking my Great Book of Legends to see if the extinct race is in there, also check the bodies
>>2164931If we find nothing here, we're burning this room down.These are bodies that 'await to serve again'. We won't give them that chance.
>>2164953>Ironhide: the reawakening
>>2164925"We are Grundles. Servants of lord Grogar. First of his most beloved.">>2164943The book confirms it. These are Grundles. Considered evil by most ponies, but none have been seen in decades.
>>2164990Okay, we won't burn the place, but we will seal this room somehow.Or collapse the enterance.Look around again for anything that is not a dead body, then let's go.
>>2164990Unless Zebro wants to ressurect some of them I bthink we should burn everything so they will not be used against us
>>2165019Shit I forget the bombs.
>>2165024I don't think we should do anything that could defile the dead.
>>2165054Not "defile" but "put to rest"
>>2165082Fair enough.
Burn everything.
As the party argues about whether or not to blow the place up, Celestia chimes in on the communication crystal.She asks that you return to Canterlot as soon as possible with any new findings. Things have taken a turn for the worse.
>>2165149Then let's go
>>2165149Let's run.
>>2165149Oh crap.No time to waste.We'll ask the Captain to blast the enterance once we are out.We are leaving, now!
>>2165149Let's leave.
>>2165149Teleport team or stormherald?
>>2165176Stormherald, the Teleport team is exhausted as it is.
>>2165176I'm going on the Stormherald.The tellyporta team needs some rest.
>>2165187>>2165191I am with them
As you board the Stormherald Captain Skyburner opens fire on the entrance, destroying it and preventing any further access.Your return trip to Canterlot is swift. It seems the upgrades to the ship were good.As you reach Canterlot Celestia is waiting for you. She says that dire news have reached her ears, and that she fears there might be more at risk here than initially assumed.Cloak and Dagger have uncovered information regarding the Great One, but have gone missing ever since reporting about it.
>>2165266We have to find them.
>>2165266Where were they last seen my lady?
>>2165266What did they find out?Where did they go last time?As much as I despise them, they are valuable assets...
>>2165266"What about this kiddo here? Are there any healers or other people here who could help him?"
>>2165266What did they find out?
>>2165300>00Celestia's tone is harsh and disappointed."Keep your judgmental opinions to yourself. They are good ponies who prove themselves with actions, not empty praise.">>2165333>>2165296"They worked hard to get us a spy on the inside. Ultimately they managed in their task, but when they went to get their data from said spy, they failed to report back. They were headed out to the old poor district.>>2165307"Oh my, how horrible. GUARDS! Take this poor thing to the royal hospitals at once. He needs all the attention he can get"
>>2165387I remember that place, scum everywhere I have some friends there.
>>2165387We need to go there as fast as we can.
>>2165387"Okay then, I'll come see the kid after we get back from the poor district."
>>2165387We need to help them in order to stop these cultists
>>2165387"I-I'm sorry, I didn't-- I"I shuffle away to a corner biting back tears and wait for the others to go.
>>2165489Seeing that Radiant is so sad I try to cheer her up with a song
>>2165400>>2165405>>2165441>>2165450Before you go, Celestia asks if you found out anything more about Grogar, the Cult or anything? All she has seen were the autopsy notes.>>2165489>9You SUCK IT IN. Perhaps it will help you grow as a person.
>>2165489"Cheer up lass!"
>>2165522I stay in my corner of shame and wait for us to go.
>>2165522Tell her about the grundles and Grogar.
>>2165489Cheer up, you big, stallionfaced baby>>2165522We found some Grundle skeletons.
>>2165542"Cheer up lass, you know what they say! Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad. Other things just make you want to swear and curse...">>2165522"I didn't really find a thing there, was too busy with the kiddo. Sorry your highness."
>>2165542Focus we need you on this one>>2165522personally just want to go and help cloack and dagger
>>2165548>>2165550"Grundles? What would grogar do with them? They were small and fairly weak. Perhaps there was something special about them that he liked.Was there anything else? Did the cultists you fought say anything worthy of attention?"
>>2165582They only told us that they are servants of Grogar and that we should give them the papers.
>>2165582They try to take the papers and the phylactery.
wait for the others to finish up and go
>>2165582Try to seem as small as I can and remain in my corner until we go.
>>2165610Rolling to make Radiant stop sulking
>>2165610Roll for give my sister a hug.
Celestia ponders what you told her and says you may leave.The old poor district looks run down and scarcely maintained. It doesn't look like anypone has lived here in ages. Some feral cats hop along the fences and you can see a homeless pone sleeping in a box.
>>2165610Roll to cheer up Radiant with a song"Equestria, the land of meadowsNow threathened with shadowsBut beware as the heroes comeand vanquish the darkness once and for all"
>>2165651Talk with the homeless pone.Too bad the priest is not here we need detect evel
>>2165651I'll let Dawn to the talking with the homeless.
>>2165651Join up with Dawn and talk with the homeless pone
>>2165651Rolling to spot hidden stuff and tracks and so forth
>>2165651I'll just stay behind the others.
>>2165662"Oy, whozzat? Nah YER a clock digger! Facken tarts I toldye I got no bits ta pay ya wiv even if ya gots great teats now fack off">>2165681"Fack ye too bird-cat. Go poop onna sofa ya tore up or summen fackmumblefackencelestiafackgrumblemumble...">>2165682You notice a stream of urine. How lovely.
>>2165720Sigh.I'll give him 5 bits if he stops being useless.
>>2165720Okay, we don't have time for this.This is just a crazy drunken fool.
>>2165720I've got this.Interrogate the dude.
>>2165720Oh dont be like that sir lets just talk I dont want to stab you.
Try to impresss the homless with one of my famous pub song"We shall raise our cupsin the names of our beloved onesCome on and drink with usand don't make a big fuss"
>>2165775>>2165731He grabs the bits and smiles widely"Thankye kindly, kehehehe. I still dunno 'bout yer cloaks an daggers, but I did see a big mobba pones goin' 'round lookin fer summin. Or sumpone. Fink I saw mighta seen a paira others too, but the ol' mem'ry is bitta hazy.>>2165748Maybe a lil kiss from ya might help that out, sugarteats?"
>>2165797"Where did they go?"
>>2165797Where did they go?
>>2165797"I've gotta have some booze on meI'll give some ta ya if ya tells us about that pair"
>>2165797What about this?>slap him on the faceNow where did they go?
>>2165813
Good sir unless you give us some lead I can not hstop my friend here to deliever some serious punishment to you
>>2165820"Fackentightcuntedicemaresgrumblemumblefack">>2165817>>2165808>>2165813"Ye araight seems good nuff fer me. The lotta 'em headed fer the ol' paupers' graveyard over thattaway.">>2165837"Keep yer kittycat paws ta yerself, pidgeon, or bevver yet, keep 'em on that harppa yers. Ya play well but talk fowl. Har."
>>2165873>GraveyardOh shit, we have to get there
>>2165873Let's go to the graveyard"I have a bad feeling about this"
>>2165873Leave this fool.Let's head toward the graveyard.
>>2165873Dirty faggot.Lets go to the graveyard.
>>2165873"You just be fine now. I like your spirit. We should go get drunk sometime."Let's head for the graveyard, fast.
>>2165881>>2165891>>2165892>>2165895>>2165901As you near the graveyard you hear some commotion in the streets nearby. Peering over you can see a large group of ponies with blue flamed torches running around, looking into alleys and windows.The graveyard is close by, you can probably get there before they do.
>>2165936And let them terrorize the ponies who live here?We have to stop them!Group?
>>2165936While walking towards the graveyard"Can I shoot them your holiness?"
>>2165936Roll for stealth.>>2165947Lets kill them!
>>2165936Go to the graveyard, set a trap and ambush them
>>2165949Yes.AFTER we know they are hostile.Everyone else, stay hidden.>>2165936I stand out and tell them to Halt in the name of Celestia, and explain what they are doing.
>>2165936Let's go to the graveyard and wait for them there.
>>2165972Are you sure you really want to do that?
>>2166058Ummm, okay, let's ambush them at the Graveyard instead.
>>2166073Hah.
You reach the graveyard before the mob does.You have two turns to set up your stuff and check the area,
>>2166084I roll to spot and track and grab and the thing I do to check for hidden stuff you know
>>2166084Ask the dead who those guys are
I hide behind a statue or something and wait for Radiant's (Is she the party leader?) signal to start the attack
>>2166079Trusty, I don't have the face to talk to Celestia now.Can you ask her with the Crystal to send us some guards as reinforcements?I also check to see how many enterances does the Graveyard have.
>>2166084Hide behind the tombs.
>>2166102"Right.""Your highness, Radiant's still a bit upset about that accident at the palace earlier, so she asked me if you would be so kind to spare us a few guards to the old graveyard here in the poor district? We've got a bit of a situation here"
>>2166093You notice a faint trail of blood leading to one of the mass tombs. It looks fresh, but also like someone cleaned it up.>>2166099>99"Those are the ones who follow Moonshine the historian, now called Patchwreck. They come here to dig us up to use our bones for their experiments and rituals. We may have died poor, but even we deserve rest. For our sake, please stop them.">>2166133"I will send those I can. They might take a while to get to you, but they should provide you with more than just fancy words.">>2166111>111Your ass keeps sticking out no matter where you hide. Curse it for being so firm and attention grabbing.You have one more turn to prepare.The guards will be here in four turns.
>>2166185I'll get ready to fire for that handy bonus"Thank ye your highness. Radiant looks like she's gonna commit suicide."
>>2166185Hmmm I quickly move to the tree.
>>2166185Prepare to the battle mentally (going over a few situation, devisnig plan Bs) also hold my lute in my hands
>>2166185I'll ready a reanimation spell for the fight
>>2166185I'll show her!I'll show her I'm not a simple preacher!This mare has a bite, not only bark!I'll show her that my devotion to her is true, and not a fraud!Until they arrive, I fall to my knees and pray, chargin my Hammer with all the bower to blast and smite these wicked heretics.I'll show her...
The mob has reached the graveyard.There are 15 of them.You gain initiative for setting up in advance.The guards will arrive to help in three turns.
>>2166289I charge at the closest Heretic and strike down with my Hammer.I'll show her...
>>2166289I'll shoot any single one that looks more threatening that the others
>>2166289I'll revive as many of the dead as I can and tell them that they can help us defend their remains if they want to.
Roll for the success of my Freezing Hit song"Minions of darkness bewareAs you will soon be aware,Your bodies will freezeAnd this moment we seizeStop to hopeYour chances are lowSurrender while you canI wish you choose thatOr your doom is uponBrought by the power of dawnAnd our might will prevailwhile your bodies will decay"
>>2166289Use my bow and aim to the head.
>>2166330"Ow me ears. I think Radiant would have smashed the ice statues to pieces anyway.">>2166340"I've got me longbow and crossbow left over, ya want it?"
>>2166357Its ok I have the other bow you gave me.
>>2166330>>2166357Not quite as I planned
>>2166357"I'll show her..."
>>2166357And Freezing Hit is more of a paralyzing song just could not come up with a better name for it
>>2166396"Calm down lass, you're no use to us like that"
>>2166313Your devotions burns bright, and you find yourself drawing strength from your desire to prove yourself to Celestia. Tears of rage fill your eyes and cloud your vision, but you can feel Her will guide your strike.As you open your eyes one of the cultists lies dead on the ground, and you are illuminated once more by the wings of Celestia's light.>Radiant has gained: Prayer of Wings>>2166317You notice one of the torch carriers giving orders to the others near him. A quick blast later, he never speaks another word again.>>2166330>0The cultists are not stunned, but one yells "THAT DIDN'T EVEN RHYME, WHAT KIND OF A SHIT BARD ARE YOU?"Tough audience today.>>2166340>0You aim at your own head. You are holding the bow backwards you big silly.13 Cultists remainThe guards will arrive in two turnsRoll for initiative VS me
>>2166442Please respond >>2166329
>>2166442I'll keep blasting then
>>2166442Shoot to the head of one of the cultists.
>>2166451>9Your call to arms echoes across the entire graveyard, as dozens of the dead rise to earn their eternal rest.In life they were weak, thin and sickly, but now they stand as a wall of undead determination.However you dare not keep them active for long, as placing so much of your power in them seems to have weakened your pet dragon.
>>2166442I use the wings to jump up and smash down another cultist with my hammer using the extra strenght of coming down on them."I'LL SHOW HER! THOSE FILTHY SNAKES FILLED HER HEAD WITH LIES! I'LL BRING HER WRATH DOWN ON ANY WHO DARES OPPOSE HER!"
>>2166489I'll tell my dragon to stay back and let the other undead handle this.
>>2166442I can accept people insulting me or my race, but when they say a bad word about my art I get MAD"Okay you foolsHe who laughs last laughs the best"I try to inspire the others to greatness with a new song
>>2166509"By Celestia that is scary"
>>2166468>>2166475Two more cultists fall to your accurate shots.>>2166509>9Filled with devotion (and misguided blame) you leap up and dive down, creating a large blast that tares two of the cultists apart.>>2166520>0As your wave of undead advance on the mob, they focus their own magic and take control of half of them.Your undead are stuck fighting eachother until you can beat my roll.If you get a 0, they all turn against you.Or you can just kill the spell and let them all fall now.>>2166531>1As you try to come up with a few good rhymes, one of the enemies sneaks up on you and pushes you down, then raises a pitchfork to stab you.Roll to dodge / someone roll to help.
Roll do dodge
>>2166604oh yes9 cultists remainTed is in perilHalf of the undead ponies are out of controlThe guards will arrive after one more turn
>>2166604Is there nothing special about any of the cultists?I'll keep blasting away.
>>2166604>>2166618Shoot again, this faggots dont have a chance.
>>2166604Keep smashing. None shall survive!"YOU'LL REGRET THE DAY YOU TURNED YOUR BACKS ON THE SUN TO FOLLOW DARKNESS!"
>>2166604I won't let those cultists defile the dead.Rolling to take control again.
>>2166617You avoid the killing blow and knock the enemy over. Roll to finish him off if you want.>>2166634You graze one of the cultists. He turns to look at you and->>2166637dies as Dawn's arrow strikes deep into his skull.>>2166644You toss a few of the enemies around, but none of them die.>>2166646Success! The undead are yours to command once more, and they crash upon one of the cultists, trampling him.7 remainOne is helplessThe guards will arrive next turn
>>2166680Blast awayI'll aim for an eye because I'm bored
>>2166680Try rooting a few of them and tell the dead to KILL THEM
Get out my dagger and finish this cultist"Now you wish I could sing more, yeah?"
>>2166680Leap up again, and strike down those who still stand."I AM THE SUN'S FURY! FEEL THE PURGING FORCE OF THE LIGHT!"
>>2166680Charge to the front and stab them.
>>2166727welp
>>2166713You forget to properly brace yourself and the recoil of the rifle knocks you over. In the time it takes you to get up, one of the cultists has closed in on you.>>2166717Your roots grasp and cultist as the dead swarm him like locusts made of bone.>>2166720>0You land the blow, but your dagger is stuck in his body.>>2166724You knock one more over, but he still clings to life. The others get up.>>2166727You plant your blade into the cultist Radiant knocked over, finishing him off.As the last four cultists regroup, the guards Celestia sent race to the scene. There are three of them and they block the cultists from escaping.In a desperation move, one tosses a torch into a nearby window. Unless someone goes to fix it, that building will be on fire soon.
>>2166825I'll plant my dagger into the cultist who's near me!"Someone get check that fire!"
>>2166825Im going to savew the building.
>>2166825"SOMEONE WITH WINGS, DAWN, TAKE CARE OF THAT HOUSE!"I turn my attention back to the one who got up and attack.
Try again with that Freezing Hit
>>2166825SWARM THEM
>>2166855You sing a quick entry tune for the arriving guards, truly solidifying the fact that the cultists face their end here and now.Facing their mortality, they are frozen in place. +1 to all attacks against them.>>2166853You rush into the house and locate the torch. You then spend a while stamping out the flames.>>2166854You see regret and fear in the eyes of the cultist as you swing Celestia's blessed hammer upon him. He dies knowing he made the wrong choice in the end.>>2166852You miss and the cultist gets the jump on you. Roll to dodge.>>2166908Your skeletons and the guards storm at the two frozen cultists by Radiant, taking them apart with ease.Only one cultist remains, the one attacking Trusty.
>>2166958Root him
Fly to help Trusty
>>2166958Rolling to dodge then"WE NEED A PRISONER GUYS"
>>2166958No longer needing the prayer of wings, I pray for his safety, casting an Aura of Protection on him.
>>2166958Tackle the cultist but im not going to kill him.
>>2166980Damn it, my "luck" is back
>>2166989>989Wreathed in a shimmering shield, Trusty's skin shatters the attacker's blade.>>2166986As he is dazed you roll out of the way as>>2166976>>2167008Dawn slams him down and flips away as roots burst forth to bind him down.>>2166980Meanwhile you forget how to fly for a moment and trip over your own wings.The skeleton horde returns to their graves to rest.The guards salute and ask if anything else is needed from them.Cloak and Dagger are still nowhere to be seen.You have a prisoner
>>2167089I slap him first>Where are our friends?
>>2167089"Yeah, wait a bit, you can take this knave to the dungeon in a bit.HEY YOU! SPILL THE BEANS!"
>>2167089I thank them for their service and ask >You see regret and fear in the eyes of the cultist as you swing Celestia's blessed hammer upon him. He dies knowing he made the wrong choice in the end. this one about the Cloak and Dagger
Give us our friends location or I start singing and you do not wish for that
>>2167139Brb 5 minutes.
>>2167089"Guards, at ease! We have to interrogate our prisoner, maybe he knows about Cloak and Dagger. After that, one of you will have to take him to custody. We might need your help some more, if he reveals another hideout."After that, I step to the cultist, and say."You better start talking where the other cultists are, or Celestia have mercy on your soul for what I'll do to you if you don't."
>>2167139"HE'S DEAD JIM!"
>>2167169Wait never mind, I thought it was Radiant
>>2167177I'm no necroshmancy-pants.
>>2167177Get some glasses, man
>>2167089I have two hours. If that is enough time and there is room just stick me in wherever.
"Oh right your holiness, are you sure you're okay? You were running a little hot there in the beginning"
>>2167223"I'm okay. I was just a little worked up...""Do you think she'll believe me now?"
>>2167120>>2167128>>2167168"Kill as many of us as you will, lapdogs of the tyrant princess. No amount of our blood can wash away her crimes!">>2167139>9Celestia have mercy for I have strayed too far from the light... We came here to recover an enchanted trinket from the spy twins. We wounded them, but they escaped. Our vanguard probably caught up to them, but we lost sight of them too. They were coming this way though.">>2167211Your old friend Campfire trots around the corner. He came here to admire the blue flames he saw on his evening walk.
>>2167243With a devilish smile on my face"I've still got the highest kill count of our party"
>>2167253What's up? Who's the gryphon?
"How's it going you old pyromaniac">>2167253"So that's how it is. Guards, take him to the dungeons. We can handle things from here on.""And paladin, give the poor lad his last rites before he goes back to being dead"
>>2167253We should look for Cloack and Dagger in this graveyard.
>>2167253Didn't Trusty see a trail of blood before the fight?Let's follow that.
I get back my dagger from the cultist I killed and introduce myself to the new guy:Hy I am Ted the Traveled and I am a bard from the Griffon Kingdom, I came to learn from the heroes of how Old Ironhide was defeated so I could write a song of it, and while I was at it I thought I need to help destroy this new menace
>>2167253The blood...There was flesh blood here before the battle!We must check that Crypt!"Guards, take this heretic away to the dungeons!">>2167259>>2167281"We'll see about that..."After that, I step to the undead that Zebro raised."You gave us valuable information, and you maybe you have strayed away from the rigth path in your life, may the Light guide you in your death. It's never too late to be redeemed."
>>2167309>9You pay attention to things well.WILL YOU FIND THEM IN THERE?WILL THEY STILL BE ALIVE?Find out next time. Drunk chicks are asking me out to the bar.TO BE CONTINUED.NEXT TIME ON MLPGDND - Lords of Death: RevelationsWho is Patchwreck?What are Celestia's crimes?Did Cloak and Dagger make it?Will that child be important to the plot?Will Noise be forgotten?Was the hobo actually a spy all along?THIS AND MUCH MORE, NEXT TIME.
>>2167434NEXT TIME WHEN
>>2167434NEW QUEST HORSE WHEN
>>2167434AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
>>2167434Enjoy those drunk chicks.
>>2167455>>2167461Tomorrow or next friday.
>>2167434Until next time then
>>2167488Since you leave us to chase tail, I demand a quest tomorrow.
>>2167488Alright
>>2167501Tomorrow is also quality family time day for me.But I'll do my best. Doubly so if I get more DM reviews up in the sub.
>>2167488I repeatAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
>>2167523>Spend time with Family in the morning/at noon>Quest with us in the afternoon/ at the usual time>????>Profit!I'll make sure to write a review!
>>2167501She is right
>>2167523You want a review of this session?
>>2167570Yes.I need to know what people think of the new things I try each time, even with shorter games.
