What would you do at Derpy's house?
>inb4 rape
>raep
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>>2156624Well... damn.
>>2156613Try to not get crushed by her rock-hard ass
>>2156613Marvel at her fart propelled flying skills
College is starting soon and I won't be able to be on glorious night time MLPG anymore.I'll miss you tremendous faggots.
Why are puns so punishable?
>>2156583>Snail RacingSeeing these ponies are into kid stuff like pin the tail and what not, I would not be surprise Snail make a living off of Snail Racing.
>>2156613Play with Dinky.Because it's obvious I am foalsitting her.
>JJ "Samface" Abrams horseno.
>>2156656We'll keep the urethras nice and stretched for when you get back.
How's the friend off coming along?
>>2156613Enjoy her delicious tea
>>2156656get dunkedwill miss you too faggot;)
>>2156666
>>2156542>What is Snails' special talent?Like a snail, he constantly secretes slimy fluidthat's my story and I'm sticking to it
>>2156667But the actual PONIES do have the same face, so it's okay.
>>2156613Get to repairing all the damage she does to it on a daily basis.I am a repairpony, right?
>>2156613I dunno. I would assume Derpy not home due to working, so its just an empty house.
>>2156613Get hopelessly lost
>>2156684I laughed.
>>2156684>Trixie will never drink your semen slushieWhelp.
>>2156613Derpy is a shit fanon character who never should have left the background.
>>2156694Oh, fuck, that's a good one.
i'd try to fix her vision.
>>2156705>you will never drink Snails' sticky secretions
>>2156706Okay.But, what would you do at her house?
>>2156715;_;
>>2156613Rape her after thinking she was coming on to me.Then feel horrible about it.
>>2156684>tfw too lazy to greentext trixie revengeraping snipsthis is probably a good thing.
>>2156684How long did he have to save up to fill a whole smoothie glass
>>2156670>>2156674Thanks, assholes.
>>2156599>Applejack lies in The Last Roundup>Fluttershy acts like a jerk in Putting Your Hoof Down>Pinkie Pie becomes cranky and antisocial in Party of One.Their elements represent the strongest aspects of their personalities, but those same aspects are often a source of inner conflict. I don't see why people seem to have a hard time understanding this.
Would you poker with the pones?
>>2156705The worst feel.
>>2156692>Just an empty house.But she has a daughter.
>>215673015 minutes. Can't you read?
>>2156694>that feel when this is making me want to re-read BerserkIt doesn't help that the first movie just got released on BD.
>>2156727Snips?Why Snips? Snails is superior in every way.
>>2156684I love his face here. Draw more.
wow i swear i have my music on shuffle, my playlist has at least 1000+ songs, just entered the thread and the pony music came onfriendship truly is magic
>>2156752snails, yes, I can never remember which is which.
>>2156734As long as it was only strip poker.
>>2156665>Snails is still getting the hang of haggling prices>His mom usually handles pricing>Fast snails go for racing, pretty snails go for pets, and the fat ones go with their friend the chef.>He probably keeps them as pets too.
>>2156734But those aren't ponies
>>2156721You should feel bad.
>>2156713Give her gem eyes?>>2156739She at school or with her friend. She cannot stay at home alone.
>>2156705>biological differences means that your semen tastes different from pony semen>ponies you invite over for dinner always ask how you get that delicious salty taste into everything you make
draw snails with braces
>>2156730This is a marshmallow pony we're talking about.Don't let the lanky body fool you.Obviously it only took him about 15 minutes.Most of that time was wiping off the outside from the overflow.
>>2156734>anthro>tits
>>2156727>Snails messes with TrixieShe punishes Snipswhipping boy
>>2156775No anonymous, stop that.Bad poster.
>>2156783Well, Snails is the worst pony other than Rainbow Dash after all
>>2156765Once you lose all your clothes you have to start doing things like icing your nipples.
>>2156734I would poker Rainbow Dash.
>>2156798whoops meant to say Snips is the worst oh well
>>2156774This is old, and not pony related.But it makes me feel because The Simpsons was my very favorite show as a kid. I have the first ten seasons on DVD, and I won't be buying any more. ;_;
>>2156783I bet Snips is the one with the fartiest butt
>>2156775I was actually thinking about that. You know how you have salt licks for horses and all? well, what if they didn't have that in equestria and that's what all the ponies are small, because they don't get enough salt?And, of course, salt tastes good to horses (genetically selected; this is why horses lick salt licks). So your semen tastes good to ponies.Ponies lining up to suck you off.Rich pony parents sending their children away to suck you off to be sure they grow up big and healthy.
>>2156715>you will never climb headfirst into his sleeping bag and suck him off>he will never stop you with his hooves when you try to crawl back out before repositioning himself so that he lies on top of you>you will never spend the rest of the night with his sweaty balls and sheath pressed against your face
>>2156774I kind of want to watch old Simpsons now.
>>2156800Ah but if you do well think of what you can get your favorite pony to do in return....
>>2156824>even snails dominates meunf
>>2156819It is canon that salt is like alcohol to ponies.
>>2156824Sounds like fun
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>2156859There's a reason bronies see themselves in her.
>>2156847Visual gag.
>>2156836HOW MUCH DO I NEED TO WIN TO GET A BLOWJOB??
I'd give her my dick muffin and make her cry all night long.
>>2156824welp looks like i'm gonna have to go jack off to kelt again
>>2156872Still canon.
>>2156872Silly anon, horses don't have a gag reflex
>>2156867People love damaged goods?
>>2156867dohohoho
>>2156884So Equestrian armored divisions are canon because Tank?
>>2156880>Implying you'd have the heart to bring tears to her cute face.
>>2156882>keltWhat now?
>>2156882>yfw S3 will include a roundabout reference to Kelt
>>2156897>canonchildren's cartoon, dudethere is no concept of canon, here.
>>2156897HEY!CHARLES FOSTER KANE WAS ALONE WHEN HE DIED. NO ONE WAS THERE TO HEAR HIM SAY "ROSEBUD".
>>2156877That depends on who you're going after, though needless to say you have to get them naked first.Except for maybe Fluttershy, she might give you a blowjob if you let her keep her panties
Test.
>>2156914I'm going to find you and I am going to murder you.
>>2156900I would viciously cuddle her and make her giggle.
>>2156897They're aware of the concept. There could be warring nations in the past or present. Equestria doesn't necessarily have to be at war.>Their universe has a Saudia Arabia
>>2156924Did it work?
>>2156924Failed.
>>2156924yes?
>>2156666>an evil even greater than Satan >babysits DinkyMegatron is that you?
>>2156897They're aware of the concept. There could be other warring nations in the past or present. They don't have to have a standing military with tanks.>They have a Saddle Arabia
>>2156839>>2156853>it doesn't take long for his musk to invade your nose and mouth, and after that your brain>soon enough you are licking every bit of his sheath that you can while rubbing your face against his large balls>you can feel his length poor out of his sheath and push between your chest and his>he slips further back into his sleeping bag and you enjoy the feeling of his warm, moist member slipping across your face until the head of it is dripping pre into your mouth>meanwhile his chin is resting on the erection contained by your pants, but he is either too stupid or too cruel to notice it
>>2156934Yes.
>>2156824>you will never sneak into his tent every night of the camping trip, your need to feel his fat ponycock stuffed into your throat and his nearly-gelatinous ponyspunk in your belly matched only by his need to drain his swollen ponynuts into you before feeling you nuzzle and lap at his musky balls
>>2156914Season 1 probably had more continuity than season 2. At the very least, there was that overarching gala thing and RoH. What does season 2 have? A finale that was never even hinted at in any previous episode.
Glitter Glue what is Snails' biggest fetish
>You will never be a powerful lich living in Equestria.>You will never have to deal with the bullshit of random adventurers, missing tomes and the inability to smell a full litter box.
>>2156931>the Camels are actually quite friendly, despite being a little ill-tempered at times.
>>2156947What are you testing?
> some cry
>>2156897Tanks are like silos, only usually smaller.They contain stuff.
>>2156940Humanity is still superior.HURRMANITY STRONG
>>2156819So why is Big Mac so big? Did he find a human traveling companion during his adventures?
>>2156963>They have an explosive temper.
>>2156949>did not watch the ponyville confidential episode
>>2156836>>2156800>not intentionally losing>not having to serve as RD's personal bitch for the night
>>2156980>rainbow dash smacks twilight in the back of the head.png
>>2156948Would he let Snips in on it too? What about the rest of the colts his age?
>>2156980>voiced by Jeff Dunham
> some rape
>>2156973HUMANS ARE SUPERIOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>>2156992>snips gets your bum
>>2157002>too rich
>>21569808/10 would smirk again
>>2156992>Even the smallest colts his age are twice your size and leak pre like a faucet.
>>2156900I want to punch that 'cute' face.I lay the blame for bronies and everything bad about the fandom at her feet. That she occupies such a presence in everything the fans do and gives them a self-entitled belief that they have a huge influence on the show only makes me hate her.
>>2156999FUCK YEEARR
>>2157002>you have to lie down flat while blowing Snails so Snips can reach your ass>his penis is so short it might as well be a buttplugY/N?
>>2157017but anon, you are the bronies
>>2156963>>2156980>>2156931How about the Arabian Horse? They are known for their high endurance and withstand the great desert. How would you imagine if they add in these beast into the show?
>>2157013>>2156948>>2156941so ponies are now minotaurs?
>>2156948>ponycock, ponyspunk, ponynutsYou sure like that adjective
>>2156960Don't try and force things like that so soon after they first happened. You don't want us burning out something like that.
>>2156987>implying that she'd do anything beyond making you make her food and clean and shitEven worse is you're going to have to do all that while you hear the wet squelches and pleasured moans in the room over of Twilight and Dash's enthusiastic lovemaking.
>>2157025
>>2157025It's cute, I have a deep-seated urge to be filled, but this might be more fun.
>>2157033>Scootagoo
>Earlier today we were talking about the NCF and how they prank called Lauren>Go searching around and find this>http://encyclopediadramatica.se/NCF>Scroll down and find the nigga's real info
>>2157013>the ones that wait their turn end up slapping their fat tools against their bellies while they watch others get drained, the ones with less stamina groaning as they explode prematurely, viscous ropes of their spunk splattering noisily against your skin, their cum clinging to your flesh and forming a thick coat of musk-laden jism all around your body
>>2157028saddle arabia will solely contain camels
>some ross
>>2157038*ding ding ding* we have my exact fetish
>>2157028You mean Earth Ponies?
>>2157045>MovieTheaterLad.jpg
>>2157046god dammit!they're sisters, not lesbians!
>>2157036Nag nag nag...Shit was fun tho.
>>2157033I really do. I think it's because of the odd juxtaposition - these are adorable marshmallow ponies, and yet they sport massive cocks and gush pints of sticky sperm
>>2157046fuck off
>>2157013>Rumble is giving your ass a workout>Pipsqueak and Featherweight are young enough that they can both fit in your mouth so long as they press up against each other>you can hear them making out as you blow themWould two other colts see their actions and decide to use them like they are using you?
>>2157059>sisters>or lesbians
>>2157044I wonder how pissed he got when he learned his mascot was a brony.
>>2157065marecuntmareginaponycuntponyginaponysnatchponysexmaresemenponyjuices
>>2157064I enjoyed the human hunter in Equestria. That wasn't too bad.I would still like a story with an infantry detachment in Equestria, inadvertently freaking out the ponies by taking out hostile wildlife.
>>2157041His penis is short, but boy howdy is it fat. You can actually stand up after he is finished and his flare will hold him inside you.
>>2157068
>>2157075>>2157013>>2156992>>2156948>>2156824>>2156715>>2156705>>2156684Why
>>2157083>maresemenI like the way you think.
>>2157092It's late and I have a boner. That's why.
>>2157065Well sure, I appreciate it in moderation, but overuse can dull the impact.
>>2157092Gays
>>2157092I'M SORRY.
>>2157083>maresemenmaybe.
>>2157075>Diamond tiara walks over to you>starts working your neglected cock with her mouth>right as you're about to come she stops, leaving you frustrated>she smirks, then sits on your face
>>2157075>implying I want two in my mouth and one in my ass>not the other way around
>>2157088I liked the diamond-dogs-have-an-attack-human bits.It makes me think of the Cave Troll in LOTR.
>>2157115KLONDIKE!
>>2157045>Snails notices one that almost always gets off before his turn>Snails, last in line this night, decides he has had enough waiting and pins the colt to the floor in a puddle of his own seed>a mouth is a mouth
>>2157111Glitter Glue what if best pony x worst pony
>>2157111I'd put her through a Play-Doh extruder press
>>2157136Dash x Rarity?
>>2157054Well more like they would take pride in lasting longer in active activity compare to other earth ponies in other parts of the region.
>>2157111And now I'm worried about what that jellypone REALLY is
LARGE SEMEN INTAKE
>>2157116>the horny colts realize there is an actual female in the tent with them>you almost feel sorry for her as you all leave the next morning
>>2157136PinkiexFluttershyandRainbowDash
>>2157147So Big Mac?
LOL
>>2157088>don't let him catch you on an open plain>you will never escape
>>2157122>Even after he became their alpha he kept the binding and chains on.>Instead of inhibiting him they are now used like massive steel whips with devastating effect.
>>2157150>you will never cum buckets, then watch as a pony rises up from the splatters>she will never coax you into increasing her mass
I just want to be leaking candy pony semen from every orifice, /co/, is that too much to ask in this life?
>>2157175Yes. Now be quiet and plz go
>>2157158Only when love controls him. Amazing how in one second, he could pull house and another, he barely hold on to a giant cake.
>>2157120>Spike shows up one night>You learn that hemipenes are real things that exist
>>2157171Silly pooch, Humans aren't smart enough to be alphas.But if you think they're dumb, you're as good as dead.
>>2157173thmb up if u cri erry tiem
>>2157171FUCK YEAH
>>2157189>Humans aren't smart enough to be alphas.What. This doesn't even make sense.
It's interesting. Been around you people long enough to start recognizing specific anons based on what they're into and how they write.
>>2157187It's not the same, it needs to be two different people
>Implying I'm not retard
So which artists want to fuck which ponies again?>Klondike: Diamond Dogs though
>>2157194I don't believe you.
>>2157175As long as you're only leaking because there's no more room for that sweet, musky goop inside you. Waste not want not.
>>2157181People can pull things they definitely can't carry. Horses can't carry carriages on their back but they can definitely pull them.Their infrastructure is just shit. It has to be though, it gets destroyed to quickly and too often to care about building it finer.
>>2157194You didn't notice this until just now?
>>2157173His art hasn't improved in thirteen years.God knows he practices thoroughly.I suppose he hasn't got the genes for art.
>>2157194New as fuck
>>2157194is that you anon
>>2156684wait a minute. is that semen?good lord, that's vulgar!
>>2157189He may not be smart, but damn is he effective.And the rest of the pack is too scared of him to step up.
>>2157199>Implying you're not retard
>>2157193There were like three people writing human-hunters in Equestria greentexts.One of them said he believed it'd be more interesting if humans were reduced to savage animals that couldn't talk or be reasoned with.
Please make me feel better, MLPG.
>>2157194What a bizarre thing to do.
>>2157218>implying we are not all retards
>>2157212>wait a minute. is that semen?No, it's juice
>>2157225You are a piece of shit who don't belong here, better go back to Ponychan you faggot.Better?
>>2157216You remember old Alpha? Bareskin strangle him! With his own chain!
>>2157194Lies.You don't know who I am.
>>2157225>One day technology may enable you to be filled with pony semen
>>2157207Bugs was right
>>2157194One day you will learn filenames and then nobody will be safe from your internet detective skills.
>>2157225Just think of giving your favorite pone a big hug. Then they whisper in your ear, "I love you"
>>2157226LETH.REVEAL THE PASTEBIN.
>>2157233>tfw changing your writing style to avoid recognition.
>>2157225Everything you do is shit and will be forgotten.
>>2157234Guys what does pony semen taste like?
>>2157244i know that feel
>inb4 I would buck the shit out of dash's asshole
>>2157253Fags os band
>>2157225You will have a dream about ponies in the future.
>>2157239How about originally capped reactions that no one else has bothered to save and/or repost?
>>2157232Strangle him?No dummy, he popped his head off!
>>2157239>not keeping a spreadsheet of every filename you've seen, and the filenames you believe it's related to>not writing custom software to analyze new filenames and probabilistically match them with existing ones based on time of day/week posted and writing style
i would buck the shit out of dash's asshole
>>2157258leave
>>2157244>tfw you play a dozen different 'characters' in mlp, each with a specific set of fetishes, typing styles, and some with names
>>2157258>not bucking the shit out of dashie's plothole insteadAre you even trying brony?
>>2157262What kind of reaction is that?
>>2157261Pinkie pls go
>>2157263...With his own chain!!!
>>2157225One day you will die and the pain will be over, and your lack of influence on the world will be your many mistakes will be quickly forgotten.
>>2157256plz go
>>2157264If this was true people would have spotted me a long time ago
>>2157282no u
>>2157228you son of a bitch
>>2157219So basically a superstrong, pissed-off caveman?...I can dig it.
>>2157273Only the greatest entertainer of the 20th century, and don't you forget it.
>>2157239>putting your moon in the fridge>not your sunfuck it's too hot it needs to cool down
here is a test to see if scootanon is here. which do you find the most sexually attractive?
>>2157271>tfw the general is a single lonely, perverted man and Leth is the bot he built to keep himself company
>>2156941>you keep trying to fit his cock into your mouth, but not being able to access it with your hands means all you can do is lick and probe the tip of it with your tongue>you thrust yourself against his throat, but all he does is giggle like a retard and tell you to blow him again>he eventually gets tired of your feeble attempts and just starts thrusting against your face>it eventually catches and your almost vomit as he hilts himself against your lips in a single thrust>fortunately the surprise make him blow his load and pull out>he goes back to sleep and eventually his sheath is pressed against your mouth like a pair of lips
>>2157288let us go togethersexually
>>2157264People does not get me by my filenames 4chan's filenames masterrace but yes by the images I post...like I'm the only guy who posts an specific picture.God damn you MLPG.
>>2157240Good job faggot you probably made him cry.
>>2157298The background.
>>2157298I feel so fucking dirty for preferring the human.Anthro is still last place, though...
>>2157271>tfw I am like 4 or 5 of those "popular" anons.
>>2157298pankah poe is the most attractive
>>2157307Little late for thatThanks for the occasional good thought, guys
>>2157298What if you like all three?
>>2157271...Luke Allen?
>>2157301he's ross, the people who hate ross, and the people who say they like ross to mess with the people who hate ross
>>2157291Yes.And it can outrun even the most athletic pony.Perhaps not in speed, but its like the creature does not tire.And if you leave even the smallest trail, it will find you.
>>2157328You'll get my dick
>>2157320>tfw you'll never be called out, regardless of posting style or imagesit's a good feel.
>>2157298I can't help but imagine pokemon evolutions when I see that picture. I'd take all 3,
>>2157298cant tell, the only one that's even in fucking frame is the human one.
>>2157321>you will never use a rolling pin to help Pinkie get all the farts out
>>2157328>>2157298WHAT IF THEY ARE ONE BEING HAVING THE SAME TORSO BUT THE IMAGE CUT THAT OFF?
>>2157340FUCK YOU
>>2157322quit whining alreadyboo hoo
>>2157196>Spike and Featherwieght doubleteam your ass while Snips nearly dislocates your jaw>Pip and Snails tell Spike and Featherweight to make some room for them too>the two in your ass pause and you feel two more presences join them behind youHappy now?
>>2157333I remember watching a video on a tribe like that in Africa I think it was.Shits crazy yo.
>>2157333It can't hunt at night, though! And it's like it can't smell or hear anything that isn't right there with it!
>>2157342Then I am spending a sensual night with the pinkest hydra.
>>2157303you are appreciated. I don't have anything to add, this is great.
>This thread
>>2157346>roll pin upwards>Pinkie belches loudly>roll back downwards>she lets out a rumbling fart
>>2157275Why you always obsessed over chains?You want to marry chains or something?
>>2157364You're disgusting
>>2157363>not wanting hot ponycockDo you even hiatus? Just leave IMO.
>>2157374But IMHO, I should stay
>>2157363Guess who I am?You.
Seriously, guys, I made this OP to get ideas for my fanfic. What's Derpy's home life like?
>>2157303>you will never make out with a pony's sheath>you will never feel his cock push out against you right before you start to slip him some tongue>you will never accidentally tongue a pony's urethra
>>2157303>his sheath is pressed against your mouth like a pair of lipsMy goodness...
>>2157352>Implying you have gotten that close to it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoUVKkEIkQIAm I the only one excited for this?
>>2157381She has none. You turn off the TV and she no longer exists.
>>2157175...I had a zappo and skittles milkshake the other day. It was white, thick, and sweet. Suddenly I have a new headcannon for "candy pony semen".
hi Mumbles
>>2157381Retarded.
>>2157395Damn, now I want to make skittles vodka.
Oh man MLP while I was at work I thought up a new pony. I named her baby fat, she's a food tester and is a chubby pone....I haven't quite worked out what she's gonna look like yet.But do you ever just get lightening in your brain like that?
mrow
>>2157394
>>2157364Bueno.
That RarityBelle comic was pretty cute disregarding the vectors
>>2157328sup scootanon
>>21574100/10
http://www.amazon.com/My-Little-Pony-Friendship-Magic/dp/B00803LRTC/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=1S4Z8LWGS9NWJ&coliid=I2STXR1DHQWJ20HAVE YOU PRE-ORDERED YOUR COPY??
>>2157410Yeah I do.It's just the lsd.
>>2157410I get brain farts
>>2157298Anthro.All of the cuteness of pony with the sexually appealing bits of human anatomy.
>>2157172>you are too freaked out to do anything>that night you wake up to her climbing back down your urethra>instead of cumming the next time you masturbate her head simply pops out and tells you that she expects you to feed her like this twice a day>if you don't she can make life very awkward for you
>>2157373>you put the pin away and switch to your hands>you can feel the gas gurgling in her gut as you knead her belly, working all the small bubbles into a single mass>you press down on her with both hands right in the middle of it, forcing half to burp our of her throat as the rest gushes from her ass>she giggles loudly
>>2157393bwoahshit, was that Michael Sinterniklaas?
>>2157393>Being a Care Bearo...fuck help me out here with a name for this.
So we Pinkie how?
>>2157381
>>2157410I like this idea. She's got to be soft and chubby, hence the name. Not necessarily "solid" looking like Mrs. Cake.
>>2157395Did you grind them up or just mix them in?
>>2157303>snails will never shift in his sleeping bag, positioning his asshole directly in front of your mouth
>>2157410>having a job>having creative ideasDo you even know how to MLPG?
>>2157392i dont get
>>2157439Pones in underwear is adorable.In fact anything pones do is adorable.Why.
panka pahparka poopalla poneparsa pulpickle palplinky pinpatta parpillow pomfpenna plick
>>2157384Wings motherfucker.
>>2157448>Rimming SnailsI think I have found my limit.
>>2157448oh god i want to eat out sweetie belle butthole so bad
>>2157454>tfw reading it on her voice
>>2157458Oh right, they don't have wings, like most other animals.
Getting drunk with friends is a fun experience, especially when a dance floor is involved and one of your friends is gay and has no shame.
>>2157410I am more than okay with it, that sounds adorable
>>2157410you are a fat fetish artists arnt you? i should have known when i saw you circlejerking with ross the other day
>>2157456Pickle Pal........
>>2157448>you will never hear an ominous gurgling sound as he shifts lighty in discomfort
>>2157470how is this pony related
>>2157458>Being an earth pony is suffering.I don't even know why Celestia even sends us to try to kill it.She knows it's just going to kill us in the first hour.
>>2157470>you will never see Nathan dance;_;
>>2157381This is a toughie, how would you write home life?
>>2157470>Implying you have friends
>>2157456wut
>>2157456>pillow pomfWah~
They really should do a >feels episode about... Pinkie (and maybe Rarity or Fluttershy?) interacting with Derpy.You know, one of those "it's bad to tease to people who look different" episodes.I don't care if it would be a bit cheesy and shit, it would give me >feels anyway.
>>2157489SMALLER
>>2157482Because one of the drinks was a cider. I guess.Fuck it, I'm still a bit inebriated.Anything fun happening itt?
>>2157366He kill Alpha with chains we put him in!And now he use chains to kill other things!Chains made to slow prisoner down! They don't slow Bareskin down! Just make him mad!
>>2157475Oh, calm down...
>>2157477http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCyv8JVPK3U
>>2157470>gay friend starts grinding up against you>you gently push him off>he's not taking the hint>Push him harder>He comes right back at you>You need to go to the bathroom>he follows you
>>2157496u don goofed
>>2157496don't put spaces between your spoiler brackets
>>2157496First time >greentexting pal?
>>2157496>spoiler blocksplz no
>>2157496They are never going to mention Derpy again.
>>2157467Her voice is beautiful.Best voice in the show 10/10 would cuddle.
>>2157464Really? So you'll take care of him twice in the same night, sleep with his package on your face, but won't give him one little rimjob? Are you sure?
>>2157475Not really. I just thought it would be cute.
>>2157486Well, anon goes over to Derpy's house with her and I can't really think of what things would be like, or what they'd do there.
Please, could you top the noise? I'm trying to get some rest.
>>2157504Got about everything right except the bathroom bit.He's kind of fun like that. He ground against everybody in our group. It was a gay club too so it fit the location.
>>2157443Gound up: got it from a milkshake stand that's recently popped up in my city, they make milkshakes from all sorts of random crap: chocolate bars, lollies, chocolate brownies, muffins, cheesecake, fruit loops just to name the more interesting ones. Don't know the proportions of the lollies they used, but it was just two scoops of vanilla icecream, milk and the lollies thrown in a blender for a while.
>>2157513You obviously aren't the real MT~
>>2157520>go to gaybar with gay friend>not sucking him off in the bathroom
>>2157500Well done, I am now reading this in a diamond dog's voice.
>>2157483I hear pulling its hair paralyzes it!
>that feel when terrible, autistic brony fanfiction>that feel when it hits all of your fetishes>that feel when you hit favorite and thumbs up, covered in shameful tears and semen
>>2157526Nanaki pls go
>>2157532link?
>>2157520Hmmm...Going to a gay dance club with a gay friend and having him rub his junk on my is not what I would call "fun".....But, then again, I'm not gay....
>>2157525Why would I pretend to be be someone I obviously am?~
>>2157530Head hair, or face hair?
>>2157530Go ahead, try it.See what happens. Trust me, I'm an expert on this subject.
Would you trade your karma for her kingdom?
>>2157526Only one person allowed in the restroom at a time, house rules.
>>2157547Their lower hair.
>>2157532Nigger, you better provide a link.
>>2157530You idiot! That just pisses it off!
>you will never vacuum pump pone's already swollen vulva>you will never find that your hand can no longer cover up the entirety of her engorged lips
>>2157550At the expense of innocent pone life? Never!
>>2157542He rubbed his junk on everybody in the group, even the girls.And it gave me a chance to hang out with him (seeing as he just moved back into town) and my ex who I think I may be reconnecting with.
>>2157500>At some point an accident drops green pigment all over the human.
>>2157552Why am I not surprise by this rule?
>>2157550It's not bugpone time yet, Anon.
>>2157556Oh, I remember this.... And I enjoyed it very much...
>>2157569Because is a bar for faggots.
>>2157556It would be a glorious miracle if this slowed the gayshit.
>>2157564HAHHAHAH WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK
>>2157528I'm seeing a bunch of Dogs around a Campfire in a barricaded section of the mine, trying to figure out how they're still alive when it tore six of them apart in as many minutes.
>>2157542it is when you've been in these threads as long as i have
>>2157520>go into town with gay friend>his gay friends drive past and ask him if he's going to the gay club>he says no because he's with us>after they leave i ask him if those people stick their dicks in each other's butts and he bursts out laughing
>>2157573you fool, any time is bug pony time
>>2157584>we're just straightup gay human greentext now>I have no problem with this
>>2157575I meant it rhetorically.
I would let every stallion in ponyville fuck me at the same time.Im not gay though.
Whats a gay
>>2157580Please, do tell more.
>>2157593bag of sand
>>2157580>On occasion they go quiet as a noise echoes from deep in the mine.>Thankfully it was deep.>But last time it was quieter and less pronounced.
Bueller?
>>2157587How many bugfags do you think are on right now?
>>2157576>he doesn't want to suck glorious ponycock>the hedonistic smell of candy pony semen filling his nostrils>the slippery wetness of ponypre easing the massive member's passage into his mouth>the sticky, gooey, sweet ponysemen filling his stomach with its rich goodness
>>2157576>>2157574>you will never feel pone grind her heavy cunt against your crotch, her drooling snatch soaking through to your boxers within seconds>she will never pull away and saunter towards her bedroom, pausing halfway to give you a noisy, wet wink
>>2157589Everyone needs a gay friend. I'm kinda sad because I barely see him these days.
On a related note, Rumpleminze is fucking delicious.And it makes a great pallet cleanser.
>>2157518Anon, Derpy, and Dinky if you decide to put her in could try baking muffins with odd ingredients, ends in a food fight. Anon could have laser pointers as Derpy follows both with her eyes and frantically switches from chasing one to the other, anon could babysit, he could read them some stories as they sleep and cuddle with him. At the end of the day, the house is in shambles but they had a ton of fun.
>>2157599Bueller?
>>2157599Hes a faggot. Or an imagination. He never existed.
>>2157607Present!
>>2157565>Muffy thought it would confuse the beast.>He was wrong.>Muffy smashed.
>>2157607I was almost tempted away, but I stick with my wife.
>>2156774http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZwgu8_b0Vw
>>2157616standing by
>>2157609>Entire house smells like vagina all the time.
>>2157618>Muffy
>>2157362>>2157382>>2157383>you give the opening of his sheath a kiss and lick the remnants of cum off your lips>you give it another quick peck, then another and another>Snails giggles on top of you as your lips tickle him>your next kiss is more serious>your tongue meets no resistance as is slide from your mouth and into his warm, smooth tube>after he makes a startled thrust you push your tongue deeper until it reaches his flat head>you can feel him groan even better than you can hear him as your tongue slips between his retracted member and the wall of his sheath>you know he is so sensitive that this has to be hurting him, but your ignored erection fuels you>your tongue makes a full circle clockwise, then counter clockwise, repeating these circles until he is mashing his crotch against your face and begging you to stop>you pull your tongue back a bit, but before he can gasp his thanks you plunge it against his urethral opening and feel at least a half inch enter>he screams as he floods your mouth with seed>seeing your opportunity you rock your body and the two of you roll over>now that you are on top you are free to wriggle out of the bag>instead you pull out just enough to use his stomach as a pillow and drift off to sleep
>>2157532I wish I didn't know this feel.
>>2157609Fucking a, those are some good sex words.
>>2157607>>2157616>>2157621>3 peoplehehI love posting this image.
>>2157481>the gurgling will never actually be coming from the boil in the basement>it explodes and you have to stay at his place while it is fixed
>>2157607I only loved my waifu because she was hot.I guess I'm a bugfag because if she can become my waifu in looks, and any other pony I'm feeling randy for, then she's better
>>2157628>tee hee
>>2157628/co/, the things I would do to this underaged anthro...
>>2157642That's my favorite humanoid Chrysalis. I love her elf nose.
>>2157644Why stop at one pony? She could have Applejack's well-trained anus, Rarity's beautiful mane and Celestia's pretty wings
>>2157642I like the outfit, but her face is really weird.
>>2157653>high maintenance whiny bitcheww no, I'll stick with my girl next door waifu, tyvm.
>>2157644But she'd just kill you and steal your soul. Your former waifu would never do that.
>>2157644I've never had a waifu and I have always leaned towards Pinkie, but Chrysalis is REALLY starting to grab my interest...What should I do?>>2157660The face is the best part, man.
>>2157658well sureor scootaloo's taut rump and appleblooms voiceyou knowwhatever
>>2157598>the human smashes through their barricade and walks right up to the terrified dogs>a dog that is tied up by his chains tells them they have five seconds to get back to work before they are used to paint the walls of the main cavern
>>2157673>Applebloom's voice>Not Sweetie's voice
Did the diamond dogs and vicious human greentexter get writers block.
>>2157666>you will never be a studious beta Aardvark>your outgoing, sports-loving monkey friend will never bring you out of your shell
>>2157677>sweetie belle singing around your cock.greentext
>>2157677>HUUR SHE HAS TEH VOYSSS CRACKS NND SHE IS THEEA MARSHMALLOWYEST PONEY
>>2157672But it's all pointy...
>>2157672WHY MUST THE PINKIEFAGS FALL?SHALL I BE LEFT ALONE TO DEFEND HER AGAINST THE CHANGELING SWARM?
>>2157677but she doesn't have an accentwaitappleblooms accentsweetie belle's voice cracksisis it possible
>>2157111
>>2157693That's dangerous thinking
>>2157687Yes, that's essentially why I like her. You know, I could describe the pleasant traits of anything with shitty spelling to make it look stupid.But I don't.Because I'm not 12.
>>2157677Not into foals, but fuck you, Applebloom's southern drawl is unbeatable.
>>2157687Come now, Anon. I reckon AB is best filly, but I can see why some people'd prefer Singsweet's voice over hers. No need to get antagonistic.
>>2157678we're still here.
>>2157688I think she's supposed to be a blood elf.I think the nose is really cute.
>>2157694But I don't go to school.
>>2157627>you follow her into the bedroom, the scent of her fat mound and the feeling of it mashed against your crotch getting you more than ready>you can hear the squishing sounds of her fervent winking from down the hall, a trail of her slippery juices leading the way>she's lying on the bed, her ass still pointed towards you as her loudly clenching winks send spurts of her natural lubricant arcing across the room onto the floor
>>2157701>implying that you aren't
>>2157676>"They have a HUMAN."
>>2157518You still here?
>>2157708Excellent.
>>2157718I read that in his voice.That lovely voice.
>>2157719Yes.
>>2157726Did I help a bit? >>2157613
>>2157691I never said that she's my waifu.But I'll probably remain without one because waifufagging is for foreveraloners.then again, I'm a foreveralonefag myself
>>2157713These beautiful words.... Scent... Fat mound... Mashed... Squishing,,, Slippery.... Clenching... Spurts...You're going to run out.
>>2157691No anon, I will stand with you
>>2157713>you don't even have to thrust into her>you just press your tip against her entrance and the winking pulls you right in>she tells you that she'll do all the work tonight, then pushes you back so she can ride you reverse cowgirl style>she does ride you though, she just sits there and winks while her massive drooling lips caress your balls>once you blow your load and she gets up you realize that her vagina acted like a fuckable vacuum pump>after a few weeks of this you are as big as any stallion
>>2157679>>2157666>>2157653>>2157628>not waifuing the bad girls since before you even knew what it meantGet on my level.
>>2157630>After a few hours, you wake up>snails is licking your tip>He's fully aroused, his tip is pressed against your forehead>Sensing you're close to coming, he picks up the pace>and at the last second he stops>he obviously wants you to reciprocate>instead you grab one of his massive ponyballs and squeeze>he whimpers, then slowly begins to work at your cock againPayback's a bitch.
>>2157738you do not realize the foul depths of the english language that clopfic authors must descend to in order to keep their writing interesting
>>2157608>you will never milk you favorite stallions into a hottub until it is filled>you will never soak with them inside it on cold evenings
>>2157744Aw, that's just mean, anon.
>>2157741>pushes you back so she can ride you reverse cowgirl style
>>2157733Sort of. I'm not quite sure how I'm going to do it, still. It's supposed to be >feely. I buzzed though the initial meeting easily, I just have to work out the rest.Thanks for the help.
>>2157743Oh shit I forgot about that bunny.There was always something about her. I have to watch, I think you can almost insert rape undertones into some of her interactions with Arthur if you're horny enough.
>>2157740>Her tail has a helmethnnng
>>2157741Holy shit, that's exactly where I was going to take it.Are you me?
>>2157755>derpy waifus.jpg
>>2157741And GG had the nerve to say this kind of thing was gross-out.
>>2157753>After you blow your load in his mouth, you contentedly fall back to sleep>you wake up to an excruciating pain in your nether regions>your genitalia are missing entirely
>>2157740Excellent. There may be hope yet.Of course, you realize she's fucking mine, right? Don't even think about it.
>>2157722...I just saw the entire Moria fight sequence reenacted with ponies, diamond dogs and a pissed-off caveman in my head.
>>2157779FUCKING CHRYSALIS!
>>2157779And that's just confusing.
>moot in charge of 4chan
Would you?Which?Both?
>>2157744>you unzip the sleeping bag and throw it off you to get some fresh air>the sound of the zipper is somehow able to wake Snips in the sleeping bag next to you>Celestia only knows how that was what woke him instead of something else during the night>you feel Snails try to say something around your dick, but another squeeze of his balls shuts him up>Snips is surprised when you tell him that this is a game Snails came up with, but eager to join in>Snails whines as you circle a finger around his ass and tell Snips that this is a three-player game
>>2157792>Only the human survives the whole thing.>The ponies manage to escape with their lives as the human, enraged that they escaped turns on the diamond dogs.
I know why I like Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle.Why do I like Scootaloo? Is it because she's such a tomboy?
>"Hello everyone, are you having a nice night?"
>>2157807Oh how I would.>>2157743Superior bully>you will never be raped by the dumb highschooler who has 2 feet and 20 lbs on you
Do ponies have hot dogs?
>>2157773Nope, I've just been doing this for a long time now.
>>2157807YesBraeburnYeah, once he's old enough.
>>2157763>that picture of her and Arther in the pool that you feel kinda guilty about keeping because it's a kid's show, but then you see the look on her face and you remember you've always fantasized about having a girl like her in a swimming pool and DAMN.
>>2157807Would I what? Adopt them?Definitely.Even Braeburn
>>2157812
>>2157816>Implying the bohemian older sister is not a better choice.
>>2157779How do you sleep through your genitals getting bitten off and how could he be so retarded to thing he wouldn't suffer for a long time for that?
>>2157813FUCK YOU FLUTTERSHY GET YOUR AUTISTIC YELLOW PONY ASS OUT OF HERE GO BACK TO HUMANCHAN OR FUCK YOUR FAGGOT LITTLE BUNNY
MLPG, whenever I'm having sex with my girlfriend, I can't stop thinking of Pinkie.Is this normal? Please respond.
>>2157829But the fillies all have the same plot...
>>2157834One bite.And yes, he could suffer do you really want me going further into this grimderp shit? Because, I mean, I can, but really?
>>2157840Get her to roleplay for you
>>2157834>you kick the shit outta snails over and over again as he lies on the ground, sobbing>turns out he had nothing to do with it>celestia magicked them away or something i guess whatever
>>2157840Did you yell out Pinkie's name during the sex?
>>2157827Look at the balloon's string in Pinkie's mouth.Derpy is SLIGHTLY weighing down the balloon by sleeping on it.
>>2157811My favorite part of that is actually when they finally take down the troll and it just goes crashing to the floor.
How's it shakin MLPG? I was wondering if anyone was up for a game stream.Also reposting this in case the anon who requested it last night is around.
>>2157840That's funny, because I think of Pinkie everytime that I masturbate, which is the closest I come to having sex with a girlfriend...
>>2157813>Fluttershy encounters the human.>The stare does nothing, because it has no soul.>Shes too useless for it to even bother with and it dropkicks her, watching her form fly off into the distance.>It does the field goal stance as her broken form passes the treeline.
>>2157853Do you know how to play Dwarf fortress? because if not, stream yourself trying to learn, that's always fun.
>>2157853oh shit it's tanyou're still around wow man what's up?i hardly come here now.
Hey...You guys...Has anyone ever streamed.............Writing?
>>2157853Shoot! Wrong version.
>>2157856heh
>>2157840I think you might want to try and fix that before things get awkward.Good choice of pony, though.
>>2157861That sounds silly
>>2157861What kind of sick motherfucker would do that?
>>2157857
>>2157844>you will never have a boyfriend to have kinky pony roleplay sex with
>>2157861I imagine it would be terribly boring to watch.>>2157853Hey man great ta see ya.
>>2157880>you will never have a boyfriend
what the fuck did I wake up too
>>2157879
>>2157811>the party gets through the entrance to the main hall as a Dog is thrown from the shadows, ricocheting off the stone wall and missing them by inches.
>>2157874>>2157878It could be fun. The people in chat could give ideas. If the writer is stuck on a word, the chat could help him out.And the writer could talk about what he's thinking for the story over microphone as he's writing it.
>>2157884The usual. Go have breakfast. We might be off the subject by then.
>>2157884the usual
>>2157880>>2157883>being gay>2021
>>2157883>your boyfriend will never take you out to movies>he will never buy you popcorn and wrap his arm around you>you will never feel so loved and wanted>He will never drive you home and kiss you good night at the door, before leaving without causing a sceneunless of course that's not what you wanted...
>>2157861I tried once and it was awfulWouldn't mind doing it again at some point
>>2157861>hey man type poop>hahaha oh shit he typed poop
>>2157901THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED AT ALL.I WANTED A CUTE PONY GIRL WITH A MASSIVE, SWOLLEN VAGINA.
>>2157894>AND THEN THEY FUCKED!>"And then they fucked...">Oh man this story is going to be awesome!
>>2157896
>>2157899>sexuality>5000 - 2988
>>2157904mlpg in a nutshell.>God, that place is terrible.>I wonder what they're up to
>>2157858Hi mystery anon, yeah I still come around. I left for a little while last hiatus to get a tablet and train in the mountains for drawing and stuff. Still drawing today and stuff, I figured I'd stay for the hiatus this time around.>>2157857Sorry man, I would but I can't stream PC games to save my life since I only have >2 Gigs of RAMBut I could stream tons of console games if anyone is interested.
>>2157883It's all I want in life ;_;The only person I've ever come out to proceeded to end all contact with me. I considered him my best friend too.
>>2157907What if a cute pony boy with a massive, swollen anus?
>>2157842I'd have preferred you kept this sexy.
>>2157861I think any kind of stream can work as long as the streamer has the charisma to make it so.Some things need more charisma than others to be entertaining, though. And writing is one of them.
>>2157904do it right now terse
>>2157913>not transcending humanity>2051
>>2157919>in the closet>2012Just kill yourself betafag
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>>2157919More like worst friend amirite?Seriously though, that's pretty lame
>>2157922I'm not the anon writing the sexy shit. Consider this fully diverged and separate from official snailsxanon canon
>>2157927everyponyanypony
>>2157923>Implying anyone here is charismatic at all.>Implying they can make it reflect in their writing.
>>2157920NO.THAT IS NOT WHAT I WISH FOR.GIRL PONYSWOLLEN VAGINAMAKE IT SO.
>>2157927Well stop spamming then, dickhead
>standing on the bedstrange
>>2157932NOT CANON TO THE FUTAVERSE
Does 4chanx now know how to triforce?▷ ▲▲ ▲
>>2157938>>2157938this needs to be colored like a pro
>>2157926Heh, yeah.I probably will eventually.
So I'm curious. Are there any good horror fanfics?
>>2157935I could pull it off, and you'd all be jealous, but I really haven't got the connection to stream.
>>2157946apparently not as well as I hoped, lol.
>>2157938
Well MLPG?
>>2157948Well that's kind of a downer
>>2157935Shut up RCH
>>2157938>fuckin' perspective, how does it work
>>2157948> some AB
I'm so sorry for leading you guys down this gay colt path. Have some screencaps from last night an apology.
>>2157955BRAIN HURT. YOU GO.
>>2157927If it's not an obvious one like any or every pony, post a screencap of the post. I like trying to figure out what random link-shortening site is setting it off this time.
>>2157955Phil is best human.
>>2157953> not liking itwhat are you, a faggot? That is awesome concept and good linework
you know what I'm just gonna write for funi don't care what anyone thinksnot you guysnot the artistwhateverI'm done splitting hairstake that
>>215795511?
>>2157965Thank you.There should be more made to distract the rest of us from this horror show.
Anyway, so is that a yes or a no on the stream?
>>2157965
>>2157974Good linework?Yes.Good concept?No.
Rosehey Rosepretty sure you are here
>>2157950>that gameIs that the game where you have to fucking lock the door?
>>2157976Well, fuck you too, buddy!
>>2157955Not enough information, we have no relation between their ages at the same point in time.
>>2157988What is wrong with Cadence/Chrysalis/Shining threesome where the first the and the last dominating and pleasuring the second?
so how is your night/morning going mlpg?
>>2158004I just don't like it.Simple as that.
>>2157986
>>2158004Maybe he just doens't like horse porn
>>2158004Porn sucks
>>2158009So you are a faggot just like I saidcould have save the time and simply agree
>>2157955 21
>>2157986>tfw you wrote parts 5 and 6.>tfw you noticed the glaring fucking grammatical errors in the two posts.Don't drink and write, kids.
>>2158013>tfw you get blueballed by the guy writing greentexts with you
>>2158007It's shit
>>2158013Hahahaha
>>2158016Why yes, yes it does.
How old are you MLPG?
>>2158016yeah mansometmes porn features things that being sucked
>>2158007Pretty normally. Nothing particularly unusual or exciting about it.
>>2158039I'm not old!
>>21580132CAT!!
>>2158028And there was one more where Gilda gets into a catnip patch in your garden and starts acting like a cat, but I was too tired last night and am too tired tonight to cap it.
>>2158028>Blueballed.Just like the poor stallion.HEYOOO
>>2157965Not QUITE where I was intending to go, but an entertaining read anyway.I just wish you guys weren't so squeamish about a human not coming out on top.We might be tough, cunning fuckers, but we do have limits. I think the Invincible Human attitude needs a rest, until it's interesting again.
soturns out max payne 3 ruins max payne as a characterthoughts?
>>2158013>kitties frolicking around in his ribcageGets me every time.
>>2157995It's Ao Oni. Some japanese puzzle game.>>2157950I'll take the no replies as a no.
>>2158055I haven't played it yet
>>2158055the number 3 is usually a bad sign for games today
Which pone has the largest ribcage?
Last night confession time, MLPG?Lay them on me. You can tell me anything. Just get it off your chest.
>>2158055Well that sucks.
>>2158062>the number 3 is usually a bad sign for games todayDon't remind me
>>2158067I like women
>>2158018>he doesn't like the same ships I do>he must be a huge faggot
>>2158066raritybecause her heart is so big
>>2158028Oh, fuck, I love corruption...
>>2157995>that gameWhat kind of horror game just brings up a "game over" screen whenever the monster catches you
>>2158013>tfw you find the broken corpses of two ponies, surrounded by gold bits.>"Holy shit, they exploded money!"
>>2158067I'm a brony
>>2158067I enjoy being alone.
>>2158072
>>2158067i sleep with a twilight plush
>>2158081UN FORASTERO
>>2158067I'm ERPing a romantic gay scene.Right now.
>>2158067Sometimes I write greentext about vacuum pumping pony vaginas
>>2158054I respectfully disagree. Just think about how the ponies are writing about a lone dirt pony outwitting the entire human military and scientific complex on her own. Are you going to let them get away with writing stuff like that?
>>2158067some cry
>>2158050I got this from last night, and the one star trek one.>>2158055I am not surprise by this. How out of character is this game this time?
>>2158067I have friends I regularly meet up with and lead a relatively normal social life
>>2158076May I have this honor?
>>2158073Exactly.
>>2158067You guys are my only friends.
>>2158095Oh God me too
>>2158013No one capped the Anon and Twilight as liches thingy. Shame.
>>2158067Contemplated suicide every night for the past weekMight go back to cutting myself2edgy
>>2158089You should feel ashamed and terrible.Terribly ashamed.
>>2158105see>>2157986
>>2158067i've seriously been considering making a tumblr complete with faggy OC to occupy my time
>>2158097Absolutely.
>>2158067I don't think I really love the person I think I do, but I'm just doing it because I want to pretend I'm feeling love. Like, I'm just engaging in some facsimile of emotion.I'm really just confused as fuck right now.
>>2158067MLPG has turned me into a bisexual.Not sure if that's a bad thing.
>>2158106>cutting>not either ending it or sucking it upfaggot
>>2158091...yes. I thought it was fun.All I'm saying is, if you're always the winner, you start getting bored with it - not appreciating it like you should.
>>2158106>CuttingFaggot.
>>2158101Well, you're just a big weenie :(
>>2158067I've never even held a girl's hand.
>>2158076I'd offer to finish it with you, but I have to be up at a reasonable time today.
>>2158114
>>2158067this computer i'm using keeps shutting down at random times now and i don't know what the fuck is wrong with it
>>2158120>more people to datebeing someone who posts on mlpg, you probably need all the help you can get!
>>2158126>>2158123>faggot minddouble faggot
>>2158067I had a hand in all those screencaps that just got posted. All of them.
>>2158128seconding.
>>2158113Nah, it's not that one. It had this "HONEY, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?" line.
>>2158139So... you're behind it all
>>2158120>MLPG>not /b/ gfur threadswell you're just doing it wrong then
>>2157955Aw man, it's 5 AM, don't do this to me.Let's say Phil's age is X. If Paul is 33, then when Paul was X, Phil was 11. Since then, (33 - X) years have passed. Which means Phil's age is now 11 + (33 - X). Since Phil's age is also X, 11 + (33 - X) = X.So Phil's age is 22.
>>2158067Some nights I occasionally tab away from MLPG to check for any new YouTube videos instead of sleeping.
>>2158067I'm totally a fan of the fandom, when it's not being retardedly stupid.The shit it's achieved is pretty damn impressive, and the mind boggles to think people've banded to acheive these things over My Little Pony, of all things.I do love the show of course, I'm not >fansofthefandom.png, but I can't help but be impressed by the insanity that's sprung up around it, too.
>>2158067I enjoyed helping write most of those fics.>And was happy the corruption one died.
>>2158128Oh, my god... I just now realized that I haven't either. I feel subhuman.
>>2158125I just like to come up with different ways to win.
>>2158146/sci/ pls go
>>2158144>/b/ past 1530You're doing it wrong.
>>2158139I had a hand in the Gilda one.neat.
Screw it, I'm gonna stream some vidya for a little while before bed, who's game?>>2158067I have an >OCand Madmax helped me design it.
>>2158154>Basic algebra>/sci/
>>2158142Oh that.
>>2158139I posted a good percentage of the hivemother twilight screencap
>>2158142That was Twilight and Leth as liches who loved each other.
>>2158155>hating /b/it's like i'm really on /v/ and/or reddit!
>>2158109But it's the only way I can feel appreciated.Even if it's fake and just to get someone off, it still feels like I'm wanted for something. It being romantic just makes it better.
>>2158149So much butthurt spawned from this, from so many people across the internet.>whatswrongwithmalestoday.jpg
>>2158067The one time I tried being assertive with a woman, she freaked out and pretty much became the reason I can't hang out with a friend of mine anymore.
>>2158067I'm the god damn Batman
>>2158067/mu/ related hereI thoroughly enjoy listening to Skrillex, Knife Party, System of a Down, and Odd Future.
>>2158159>filenameI'm in. Can't sleep until my hair dries anyways. Link?
>>2158144Is there one of those going on right now? I might just fuck off now that the gaycolt stuff has died down.
>>2158067When I was complaining about a lack of friends yesterday, Sentinel shared his contact info with me and said he's always here to help anyone.I almost took him up on his offer.
>>2158166
>>2158166More like absolutely anywhere but /b/.
>>2158166You're kidding, ask any board but /b/. Everyone hates that kindergarten for retards
Did anyone save the whole Rarities dad thing?>You will never have a girlfriend with a dad like Rarities dad.
>>2158181Oh, I remember that.You poor fellow.
>>2158067I have extensive fantasies of my sister and I going to Equestria to live resulting in me dating mai waifuand I agreed to cosplay Discord at a upcoming con
>>2158166Oh godtell me you're not serious right nowmy sides might disintegrate if you won't
>>2158067I... I... used to go to ponychan before I discovered the generalI feel so ashamed ;_;
>>2158189Almost.I haven't sunk to be that desperate. Yet.
>downloading RO2 patch for five hours>was supposed to be three>20 minutes remaining>look back ten minutes later>27 minutes and 20 seconds remaining
>>2158188To be honest, there's a good chance you will if you're American. He seems like your average "dorky dad".I know a few of my friends' dads that are like that.
>>2158067>>2158072 >>2158081 >>2158083 >>2158086 >>2158089 >>2158090 >>2158093 >>2158095 >>2158102 >>2158106 >>2158114 >>2158117 >>2158120 >>2158128 >>2158131 >>2158139 >>2158148 >>2158149 >>2158150 >>2158159 >>2158171 >>2158172 >>2158173 >>2158181>>2158191>>2158196/soc/ pls goEh just kidding..it's late night summer hiatus. You guys can have your fun
>>2158067I've fantasized about various tripfags/e-friends whisking me away from my boring life and living a life of adventure and sex with them.
>>2158191Oh, jesus, BDN. I used to think you were cool. What con?
>>2158196Gross, dude
>>2158194whatever bro, they do good porn and gore
>>2158196Me too.I always had this feeling, though. The new episode threads were so full of hate for the show and stupidity, I just knew something wasn't quite right.
These confessions are terrible. You people are terrible. I am terrible.
>>2158210I've imagined what a dinner would be like with MLPG.
>>2158220I don't have anything to confess, other than watching and masturbating to a show for little girls
>>2158216
>>2158220You should feel terrible.
>>2158174http://www.ustream.tv/channel/tanman-s-game-placehttp://www.ustream.tv/channel/tanman-s-game-placeHere you go, gonna stream off the ole' Nintendo No games.
>>2158211STGCC, some comic/vidya/animu conYeah
>>2158221>a bunch of pimpy 22 year olds asking you to pass the >rape
>>2158221i imagine a fair amount of italian dishes would be ordered
>>2158221It would go along kinda like this.>>2158013
>>2158196Last night I think we were talking about how their traffic pretty much went dead after /mlp/ was made.It makes me feel bad because now we don't have a rival site to hate.
>>2158229DAT dress
>>2158067I wish I could be a drawfag and have fun with the other artists here.
>>2158237>EqD
>>2158229WRONG EYE COLOR.
>>2158232But I'm only a pimply 19 year old.
>>2158237>/mlp/
>>2158237Wait, why? Why would they come to /mlp/?
>>2158067I hate it when my art is ignored.I hate it that I can't draw more than one thing every day, I can't even doodle.I also love every single one of you, except a select few I will not name.
>>2158232>Rarity is a slut>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYVsuiLBUPs
>>2158240>fun with the other artists hereunless you're talking about flockdraw, none of them are having fun.
>>2158114>>2158130What's so wrong with ask tumblrs? Yeah there some really awful ones, but some manage to be mildly entertaining.And they seem to be a good source of ideas and oh god I want to make one too.
>>2158067I like Ross's Pinkie PIe
>>2158230Singapore, eh?I'm compiling information on you. I know so much already. Soon the trap will be ready to spring.
>>2158254Name them.I hope we agree on people we don't love
>>2158263That's it. You're the absolute worst person on MLPG.
>>2158261But they make it look such fun.Yes, it's probably the grass being greener and all that.
How many of you are going to watch Care Bears next week?
>>2158232>>2158234>>2158235>dinner time with MLPG>someone randomly starts to discuss who their waifu is>"my waifu is Pinkie, how about you?">"mine is Rarity">"oh, that's cool">someone randomly sands up and starts flailing his body all over the dinner table>he starts yelling at the top of his lungs>"SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT ">"GOD DAMN IT ANON HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO GET OFF THE TABLE">"IT'S NOT OKAY ON THE INTERNET AND IT'S NOT OKAY NOWPic related, probably what most of us would look like.
>>2158263
>>2158264OooohI hope it's purple
>>2158254Do you like me Anon?
>>2158263shut up darf
>>2158276
>>2158281Depends.
>>2158260>Rarity is a slutno>Ross: Here's a new sketch, you guys.
>>2158276It looks like shit.
>>2158278>tfw that image hits far too close to homeMy beard is better but my hair is worse
>>2158285Depends on what?
>>2158289No shit
>>2158254Post some of your art then. There's a lot I save which I don't get to comment on since I'm not sat in the threads 24/7 (yes, I skim the archives for new art).
>>2158283woah, that wasn't mei agree though
>>2158278I kinda look like thatexcept without a beardless fatbetter hairless pimplesand without glasses
>>2158067When I read a greentext or a >feel, 8 times out of 10, I see it as humanized in my head.
>>2158299>>2158291You poor ugly motherfuckers
>>2158304Translators note: I don't look anything like him
>>2158297And I makes three of us, and I don't even give a fuck.
>>2158224...You masturbate to the show?
>>2158278I would be the retard at the end of the table laughing my ass off at everything.
>>2158253That was the thing though, we asked some of the other threads and even made one asking if anyone came from ponychan. Little to none did. Made us wonder where everyone went.>>2158241>>2158248It just, isn't the same.
>tfw skinnyfat
>>2158292Who you are.>>2158295Sorry.
>>2158297
>>2158278all i share with that guy are the glasses and the facial scarsthe pimples are due to a genetic chronic eczema i've had since i was 3 and came down with jaundice.
>>2158312Same here, that's how I've been all my life. But I can't help but feel that MLPG would be as socially awkward with eachother as they are with other people.Does anyone here know anyone else IRL that visits the general?
>>2158317>tfw fat fatfuck you, at least you can be attractive
Who here is going to Spaghetticon? Out with it.
>>2158278>a few seconds after he is dragged off the table one of them asks who would touch their waifu and where they would touch their waifu>the next time the waiter stops by their table they have separated into small groups>one is talking about farts, another about fucking colts, another about well stretched urethras, another about Chrysalis, another that is keeping their heads down and trying to hide their erections, and a guy wearing a wizards hat and cape banging on the window and trying to scream at them through it>he asks what they want for dessert>they all order ice cream
>>2158336>implying you can't
>>2158278>not okay on the internet
>>2158303>A small, nude tsundere female human bottle of Tabasco.N-no!
>>2158334Noand by no I mean yes by they don't know that I know themif you know what I mean
>>2158319>Sorry.Sorry as in you aren't going to post it?Man, don't be another one of those "I wish people would pay attention to me NO DON'T LOOK AT ME" types.
>>215834410/10
>>2158344Hahahaha
>>2158067Alright, here goes. I'll just go ahead and write the most heretic:Even if brony spaghetti makes me cringe every time, I actually don't mind them having fun on their own or professing "love and tolerance".Even if Seth has a dark past as a shitposter and dragon waifufag, I think the experience of becoming some sort of "front" for the bronies with EQD has actually made him less autistic and a bit more responsible.
>>2158344>trixiespammer
>>2158303>fluffy humans
>>2158351No I'm one of those>I don't want to be known as that guy who doesn't like to be ignored
>>2158344>the ice cream is brought to the table>everyone starts talking about Rumble
>>2158344>and a guy wearing a wizards hat and cape banging on the window and trying to scream at them through itMY SIDES
>>2158348Y-yes!And she's a delicious loli as well!
>>2158067I no longer only like my OC ironically, and am even starting to consider giving her a more solid backstory
>>2158278>tfw somewhat overweight but not obese, little to no acne, keep hair short, full beard capabilities w/ perma stubble and glasseseh I could do better but fuck I'm so lazy
>>2158344Guy in the window is GG
>>2158067I'm in love with a few of the people I've met through MLPThey'll never love me back
>>2158365
>>2158371Nope.
>>2158354I agree with everything you said.
goodnight MLPG
>>2158364>>2158348I can say with absolute certainty that food ponies are one of those 2 times.
>>2158372I'm sorry, Anon, but our love cannot be
>tfw always had average-y mass>turns out I'm classified as mildly obese because 31% of my body mass is fatFuck everything
>>2158354I think I agree with you on the first part. They can brony as hard as they want as long as they don't point it at me.
>>2158364Q-quit trying to make me want to Spice up the Night.>Nobody ever saved that fic.
>>2158371I figured it was Trixie spammer.You know, the retarded wizard hat?
>>2158379Later
>>2158382weight and height?
>>2158067I actually am curious what it's like going to a brony con and kinda want to go.
>>2158372SameWho?
>bronies
>>2158382I always wondered how they determine your body fat.
>>2158394>>2158396THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDNT WANT TO GO
Can we just talk about monstergirls instead?
>>2158379>that set upw-whoa..that looks comfyasfuck
>>2158354I think that love and tolerance is ultimately misguided, but I'm jealous of the sense of community and happiness it gives them
>>2158380Whelp.Guess someone is going to have to draw it now.>Tabasco looks her new form over.>"What the FUCK!?"
>>2158358But all drawfags don't want to be ignored. There's nothing wrong with wanting people to see what you draw.Besides, it's not going to change anything if you're being ignored now.
>>2158396At least none of them look autistic.
>>2158395>inb4 rose>inb4 jessy>inb4 hoppipCome on guys. You guys, come on.
>>2158403Those don't even look that bad, here's a better incentive
>>2158386>"TALK ABOUT THE SHOW!" he screams, "STOP TALKING ABOUT NOTHING!">he then proceeds to yell at them about anything but the show, all while banging on the window
>>2158394Fortunately for me it seems to be a mostly US thing.
>>2158396Bottom middle rainbow dash shirt.Would fuck.unf
>>2158405It isn't. After a few hours your neck begins to hurt from being tilted constantly, and then your back will start to ache. It's actually one of the least comfortable things I've ever done--it's fine for very short periods, but any longer than that and a chair is miles and away better.
>>2158396>Keyblade>Shit: Lost in Space.
>>2158396Yeah? To me they look normal people having fun.
>>2158396Is that a fedora I see?
>>2158394Same.But only because it might be the only big one
>>2158411Nope.They're all guys.
>>2158404
>>2158403I know I know, I'd probably just sit around with friends and make fun of people like I do at most cons.
>>2158407No, brony. You are not going to get us to write new Tabasco Pony stories for you.
>>2158394I kinda want to go to a bronycon in my country, just to laugh at bronies
What would you make for pone with your own two hands?
>>2158427who?am I one?
>>2158396>Little girl in Pinkunf
>>2158406You shouldn't be. It's but an illusion and it's gonna warp their world-view, make them incapable of facing reality later on.
>>2158414>a few of them stop talking about pony sex long enough to get out their cellphones>a cop arrives a week later and arrests him
>>2158434probably
>>2158433Programming is my trade, so I'd probably do something simple like build Dash something to track her training and progress over time
>>2158408none of it is good anyways
>>2158427you gay son?
>>2158431>tfw Tabasco is cotton-balled.I want to do it again, because some of you fucks liked it.Nothing sexual.Nothing sick.Just something nice.It was nice to do.
>>2158443well gosh, give us some names, anon
>>2158371GG would just be the guy at dinner with the limitless supply of sex jokes that make the other tables turn and look at the MLPG table in disgust.
>>2158401They weigh you, then render you down and fish out the bones, then weigh what's left.
>>2158437Yeah, but... my worldview has always been skewed.
>>2158433a mold of my hands
>>2158396>the loli or midget in pinkie wig10/10 would fuck inb4 AB pls go
>>2158451>They still weigh the flesh and muscle.Shit is never accurate.
>>2158450GG is the guy that everyone at the restaurant knows.
>>2158067I'm writing a grimderp fic.
>>2158433A poem or something I guess
>>2158396
>>2158450I would hang at GG's table.
>>2158438>Ross sits at one corner of the table with two empty chairs on either side of him>he keeps talking, even though nobody is listening to him>occasionally stands up and taps his water glass with a spoon and says he has an announcement to make>holds up his sketchpad and lectures the other drawfags on art>the others continue their conversations and ignore him, some even showing their own work to scattered applause>Ross continues talking, responding to the occasional patch of silence as though it were speaking to him.
>>2158444Fellow codeanon here, what's your language/platform of choice?
Lets not do this confession thing ever again
>>2158417AB that kid's too old for you>>2158436and that's not even the right gendersilly AB
>>2158433I would Lyra pls go
>>2158465Why does Robbie looks so down in that image all the time?
>>2158431Uh, he said draw.RCH already said he pretty much won't write Tabasco anymore because of, well, that.
>>2158471So same time tomorrow then?
>>2158480Okay
>>2158469>several other patrons of the restaurant projectile vomit everytime they see one of his sketches>he takes this as positive criticism
>>2158476Because it's a still image, and to look down only part of the time it'd have to be animated.
>>2158429hey MT are you taking requests at the moment?
>>2158445Only because you keep thinking it isn't. Anyway, unless you push yourself to get feedback you aren't going to improve.Honestly, nobody is keeping detailed track of all the art anon posts, just so they piece together who drew what later. You have nothing to lose, but everything to gain.
>>2158448ntststersetaw
>>2158480Please no
>>2158469That sounds so lonely and sad...
>>2158470For a project like that I'd probably choose C#, though Microsoft's recent decisions around VS11 have brought home the propriety nature of it so perhaps C++, or maybe python because I've never actually tried to use any windowing libraries for python and that could be useful to know.
>>2158492i'm sorryyou're right it was awfuli'll never do it again oh god i'm sorry
>>2158493It is shockingly accurate.
I HAVE A CRUSH ON A MANAND HIS NAME IS Anon
>>2158489I can try. My wrist still hurts but lay it on me Anon-kun~
>>2158067If I could murder people/animals without consequence, killing would become my main source of entertainment. My morals are practically non-existant. This murder spree does not extend to cute baby animals, I LOVE cute baby animals
>>2158491>in love with a bunch of writefagsI love you too anon
>>2156624>tripcode comes up as a roleplaying faggot from ponychan
>>2158503Pinkie trying to make one of Luna's guards smile
>>2158469>mfw MLPG claps after seeing drawfags' new sketches
>>2158503masturbate furiously.
>>2158493Oh well.
>>2158404>Can we just talk about monstergirls instead?call me premature ejaculation man because I came as fast as I could
>>2158487Ross strikes me as the type to start his sentences from the top whenever he's interrupted.>"The important thing to remember about stylistic growth is--">"Excuse me, waiter?">"The important thing to remember about stylistic--">"Can we get more breadsticks, please?">"The important thing to rememb--">"Of course.">"The importan--">"Oh, and can I get a refill?">"The impor--">"Coming right up!"
>>2158497C#, mah nigguhThe VS11 thing was a pretty dick move though. I should ask someone on that team next time I get a chance
>>2158490> Anyway, unless you push yourself to get feedback you aren't going to improve.You're rightBut I shouldn't be asking here, I have other places I need to bug for improvement.
>>2158502
>>2158511
>>2158469:(I feel bad for him.He probably is literally deluded.I hope he gets unfucked at some point.
>>2158517>MTs OC shlickingSounds >fun
>>2158503Braeburn x Caramel snuggling
>>2158511>replying to a nearly 3-hour old post
>>2158523never change gg
>>2158523gotta admitI Laughed
>>2158469>>2158487>TAW reads a story out loud>Everything is silent except for the occasional fapping sound and moan
>>2158502You- I- I'M NOT LIKE THAT, ANON
>>2158509no you don'tif you did you'd return my phone callsor at least look at me while we're having sex
>>2158502gay
>>2158512please.
>>2158525I laughed.
rose r u here
>You will never have a loving pony husbandu
>>2158528Hey, you were the one who brought it up. We could have been drawfag buddies and gone on adventures together.But I guess not.
I need to hit the hay. Here's what I capped so far if anyone wants to finish it and add more as it is made.
>>2158553f-fuck you anon!fuck you right in the eye!
>>2158393179 cm, 72 kg
>>2158503also what happened to your wrist?
>>2158553How about a loving ponyfag husbandu?
I enjoy reading these Monster Pony encyclopedia entries. I play Monster Girl Quest so its nice to get a 'pony' take on them. Also they're hot as fuck.
>>2158553>your husbando will never compliment you on dress you try on>he will never run his masculine hooves down your slender flank>You will never blush as he whispers sweet nothings into your ear>He will never drag you into the changing room
>>2158552no
>>2158527Ha, the closest I can get to them is a guy on their ERP team, I'd love to hear their justification on it. Seems like madness to me, but then a lot of win8 stuff does. It's a shame because I adore VS as an IDE and I hate the idea they're going to significantly limit newcomers like that!Still, C#, definitely one of the best things they've ever done.
>>2158067I drew a heart on one of the Drawfag streams with Googles
>>2158567>all of my irl ponyfag friends are also my fuckbuddies>but sometimes I want to be filled with love instead of semen>only sometimes though
>>2158553>you will never cuddle with pinkie>you will never try to slide your hand lower and cup her butt>she will never giggle and let out a high-pitched, whining fart against your hand
>>2158565Damn, you must have absolutely no muscle at all with those specifications to be considered as "obese"
>>2158582>I'm not gay though
>>2158570>literally the second sentence I read has a typo
>>2158544I'm sorry, anon! I'm a terrible lover!I could cook you something tonight, if that helps?
>>2158523Yes, let us talk about monster ponies.Since you drew Mr.s Cake as a Goblin, I suppose The Cake Family are like, Goblin chefs or something?Also I suppose from your mane 6 monster lineup, since Pinkie is a slime, wouldn't that be slightly problematic, having a slime basically as a adopted goblin?
Are you guys sick of hearing about Derpy's enjoyment of muffins, or is it expected?
Oh hey, the sun's coming up.
>>2158542>as soon as it's done, half the guests ask her to act out the scenes with them>she agrees
>>2158553>you will never have anything that loves you deeply
>>2158583>you will never then cup your hand up to your face and whiff the smell>pinkie will never giggle and ask if you would like some directly from the source.
>>2158585no I'm gaysometimes i wish that, after we fuck, the first words out of his mouth would be "I love you." instread of "Hey, could you get me something to drink while you're out there?"
>>2158591um, no? it isnt something i often see talked about.besides its canon
>>2158591>season 3>derpy will open a bakery>she will try to compete with the cakes>the fighting gets more and more over the top>It ends when derpy decides to just bake muffins>moral of the story: everyone's good at something, and it's best to avoid conflict when possible
>>2158575Every single time I see Microsoft ERP I laugh my ass off.Win8 scares me, man. Then again I'm slowly becoming less and less a fan of metro as time goes on and I use it more.Have you played with F# any by chance?
>>2158591It's sort of over-done, so yeah I'm sick of it.I like the roomates with carrot top fanon better
>>2158582>ponyfag fuckbuddiesThat sounds kind of horrifying, actually.
>>2158595>Meanwhile, DM and Nasse have a table full of people playing Pony DnD>everyone have their sheet and their piece all ready up
>>2158594Fucking sucks.Been downloading this shit for six hours.
But would pone be willing to have sexual intercourse with an alien species?
>>2158611>its the same people every time
>>2158594Praise the sun
>>2158602>pandering the episodeIt honestly sounds like a cute idea that aside.
>>2158602ANTI CAPITALISM COMMUNIST FUCKING PONIES
>>2158610well I say ponyfags but that's not entirely the truth. one's a brony, the other's not part of the fandom at all, he just likes the show
>>2158602Fuck, this is only too plausible. It would satisfy the "HERP DERP UR HIDING AWAY MENTAL DISABILITY" crowd too.
>>2158614Depends on pone.
>>2158618
>>2158614By alien you mean us don't you?
>>2158630EVERY TIME
>>2158614>Implying they get a say in the matter
>>2158602>Derpy will never speak again or appear anywhere but the background
>>2158630
>>2158628Yeah, and shows her as "handicapable" or whatever.
>>2158608Me too, I giggled at him for months until I eventually got used to it.And yeah, a LOT of the stuff they're doing to make it more suitable for the tablet terrifies me on the desktop. I was telling myself that at least those restrictions didn't apply to the desktop, but now they seem to be trying to at least limit desktop apps I'm really not sure how it's going to go down.And I haven't, I've never really looked at it at all to be honest How does it hold up against other functional languages?
>Art-Anon has a nice chat with Squeak while a group of people pound on the window behind him, yelling at him to draw more fluffy pony torture and asking him to sign edits of his work
>>2158636and i'm completely fine with that.
>>2158636Who gives a damn?
>>2158636>you will never see her smash her ass into something as it instantly breaks
>>2158649I do
>>2158588noyour shallow little gestures are not going to heal this woundits time for the collar
>>2158645They'd also want to put it on T-shirts
>tfw mlpg won't include you in their make-believe circlejerking
>>2158652brony plz go
>>2158655I'd circlejerk with you Anon
>>2158645>they're dining outside>You can see they're table>they all ordered plain spaghetti
>>2158656Screw you, WE gave her name
>>2158614maybeit's not like they don't have other species' anyway
>>2158652>Watching a cartoon for background characters
Oh man if mlpg were a dinner party I'd get to sit at the kiddy table cause I'm still new.
>>2158663Not you, brony
>>2158656>Liking Derpy>lol ur a bronySomething ain't right here.
>>2158667>implying I implied that
>whining about lack of friends only ensures that no one would want to be your friendbut then how. i cannot into
>>2158469>>the others continue their conversations and ignore him, some even showing their own work to scattered applause>mfw horsefuckers clap after eating
>>2158589but pinkie being a gelatinous cube means the cake kids get to bounce around on top of herdisaster nearly strikes when she accidentally engulfs one for a few seconds
>>2158674>Implying you're not a faggot
>>2158653O- okayI deserve everything I geteverything~
What's your sexuality MLPG?
>>2158676joke was already made better, and with a face>>2158513
>>2158661>that's what the waiter brought them, because they kept asking for "Sketties.">the group sitting at the card-table on the lawn is a cross between the kids' table at Thanksgiving and a Special Ed class
>>2158686Horsefucker.
>>2158676>They clap while smashing their faces into the plate.>Who needs hands when you can eat like your favorite pony.
So this whole mlpg dinner party reminds me of something else
>>2158668I like it! thank you.
>>2158668More like >rapedWelcome to MLPG.
>>2158686Rainbow Dashsexual
>>2158686>no straightGood thing I'm not! Really, I could be any of the bottom 3, still a virgin so I don't know which.
>>2158686Behind-the-ears scratcher.
>>2158067I have deadlines on things I need to be writing for MLPG and some of its contributors, and yet I can't force myself to start until last minute.I also can't stand that I can't write something for everybody to enjoy, for whatever reason.I also started out writing cute things, and now it's just smut all the time. I feel as though I've fallen.
>>2158686>No straight
>>2158698I...I don't get it...
>>2158668>kiddy table>no one sitting there but a tranny in a maid outfit
Give me one reason why you're still here.
>>2158701 hereI guess I could end up trans. I don't think so, though.
Yo Mulpug I need advice,If I want to draw, is it best to start with static shapes and once I have drawing those down, move on to using those shapes to make up objects that are more complex and then go into anatomy, light, color etc etc etc?this makes a lot of sense but I need someone to tell me it makes sense before i start doing it.then I can live the dream, where I draw ponies and shit for the internet
>>2158682i really like this charactershe's cute
>>2158710It's fun
>>2158643I can't really say - I haven't had any time to play with it myself unfortunately. But when I heard about type providers I knew I had to take a closer look eventually. I'm one of those guys that wants to make the type system do almost all the work though.
>>2158710Because i'm sexually attracted to ponies and there are ponies here.
>>2158686I like Dash, what does that make me?
>>2158701you're not pan. pansexuals are born sluts.with a song in their heart and a cock in their mouththe kids who get caught having sex with their kindergarten teachers are pansexuals
>>2158709Oooh who's the Tranny? Someone I know?
>>2158710Where else can I go that talk about the show and this lovely creature right here?
>>2158708He said >rape againSo funny!
Guys? this is fun and all, but can we go back to sucking cock?
>>2158708
>>2158710I can't sleep and it's the only salvation to the dead feeling inside me.
>>2158705>that last oneI'm totally the other way around on that one. I used to write smut all the time, now it's cute things. I feel as thought I've fallen.What have you written?
>>2158696>tfw you've been here consistently since November 2010 and had you ever once adopted a name you'd be considered one of the regulars
>>2158696>that GogglesThis is exactly how I imagine her
>>2158726that pedophile thats had MLPG's panties in a wad the past few days. We wouldn't make you sit with him
>>2158692>that feel when you roll around in a dusty patch of grass and you feel like a pony
>>2158726ohhh nobody in particular.
>>2158729so mad.
>>2158668>Still newI've only seen you round the generals of late, but I swear I'd seen your OC kicking around quite a while before that. Out of curiousity and assuming my shitty memory's not just playing tricks on me again, where'd you hang out before that, and how'd you find your way here?
>>2158727The only thing seriously discussed here is fetishes, shipping, tulpas, and namefag hating/dick sucking.Just saying.
>Rose quietly doodles, only rarely speaking up to opine on a topic or give encouragement>Jessy's chair is empty>Leth sits in the corner>it was expensive and quite impractical to move a server bank into an italian restaurant's banquet hall, but it just wouldn't feel right unless he was there.
>>2158730I'd rather to go back to waifufaggatory
>>2158709It took me a minute to put this together
>>2158736>tfw you have a trip, don't do much of anything and yet don't get the rest of the general assamaged at you for it.
>>2158710Because it's >fun to talk about pones with you guys
>>2158686Straight as a pole
>>2158710Haven't been here in weeks and came to see how things were going
>>2158717>type providersOh, huh, I'd never head of that, but a quick look seems pretty useful. That sort of thing needs to be available everywhere, code-generation techniques just feel dirty without intellisense support.
>>2158686Straight>tfw no flag
>>2158730If any of you were willing, I'd drive to your house and suck your cock as many times as you wanted.I just want you all to splatter the back of my throatthat's all
>>2158760poles can be bentjust need to heat them up a bit -_o
>>2158715>all dem curves: butt, belly, boobs>larger than the guynah man that's pure sex right there
>>2158755Oh fuck it didn't register for me at first either.
>>2158686The bottom three don't even really exist
>>2158750Every so often we talk about ponies and their personalities, and episodes and the like. Its just in hiatus time we have no new horses to talk about. Personally im here for the art.
>>2158723A man with taste.
>>2158766You take the straight out of the flag and all you have left is fag.
>>2158710I... I don't know. Most of the time these thread are absolute shit.
>>2158750I know, but there always show talking and waifuing as well.
i will never listen to you ever again anonymous
>>2158774>Bisexuality doesn't ecist
>>2158773>>2158755geez guysit was pretty obvious
>>2158710Because I'm still enjoying reading the conversations that go on, most of the time.
>>2158744Warning: Spoiler Alert.MT is MandingoWarning: Spoiler Alert.
Night thread is best thread
>>2158734cute greentexts, some waifufaggotryAnd then just smut greentexts all over the placeI just don't know what I'm doing anymore.
>>2158686>LGBTQ>tfw reminded me that a lot of LGB have been distancing themselves from the TQ as they gain acceptance
>>2158751heh
>>2158686It's not because I enjoy thinking about being a pretty mare being railed by a stallion that I am gay anonymous, where's straight?
>>2158744Well new to MLPG. I don't get half the jokes. I make my own threads when I feel like being productive but it's nice talking instead of just cranking out request after request.
>>2158790They draw so differently.impossible
>>2158786Its almost 6 am here, give me a break
>>2158715oh I didn't even have a name for her or anythingI just needed some huge, girly, exuberant monster for that guy
>>2158777sweet. i still like the others a lot, but everyone has a favorite.
>>2158784It doesn't. You just don't have standards
>>2158809You're cracking me up.
>>2158797>operator
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS LISTENING TO
>>2158792aah, I was like that oncesmut is good too! Maybe you should try and strike a balance?
>>2158774
>tfw you would fuck anything with a pulse if there were no consequences.Fuck reality god damnit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlVkqDvNYfk
>>2158790Hush your face.>>2158803Name her Samantha.
>>2158809>sexual preference>standardsyou're thinking of pansexuals
>>2158792Aspirant?
>>2158817
>>2158765If only C# had some good metaprogramming support. Maybe some kind of syntactic sugar over Reflection.Emit and dynamic assemblies? Hell, I'd kill for Haskell-style data constructors.Code generation itself always felt kinda hacky to me, like there's an artificial boundary between "real code" and "generated code".
>>2158817http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFK8sP3-0SA
>>2158817winter wrap up
>>2158822HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2158817One of the best rhythm game I played in PSX.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcLox-o5GKU
>>2158809>not finding cocks arousing>not also finding tits and vag arousing
>>2158823Go back to your other personality and draw betterlike draw big mac or somethingsexy mac
>>2158796Yeah, the fact I've enthusiastically sucked on a banana flesh pretending it's my futa waifu's penis doesn't make me gay. She was still female!
>>2158817I've been listening to Thrice all day after I saw them last night
>>2158797>>2158790Thanks.
>>2158823>Tellin' me to hushGURL YOU SHOULD be in bed :3c
>>2158816good evening /k/
>>2158817http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3Vuut9eC7I&feature=relmfu
>>2158817http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g9byxXox-I
>>2158803>huge, girly, exuberant>monster he probably intended to slaythis is like my favourite scenario ever>>2158770this is also a good thing
>>2158822 hereposted the link for>>2158817Watch and listen to it. I dare you not to cry.
>>2158841>not getting an overripe banana, cutting a hole on the non-stem end of it, and sucking>not squeezing it, pushing the sweet candy pony semen into your mouth>not swallowing the whole thing like a bitch
>people identify drawfags no problem>but writefags never get called out for samefaggingI seriously can't believe you people haven't figured it out yet.
>>2158846>not having all the errors.I can go to bed any time I want. It's saturday.
>>2158828Maybe one day! They're powerful tools, but I have to admit I always find myself shying away from them because they're ugly. Probably says something about me. And yeah, I think a lot of what people do with it is hacky and not necessarily the best option, but sometimes it provides really elegant solutions.
BRUSH
>>2158861Go to bed HFPS
>>2158861eat shit darf
>>2158818I once had balance, but then the erotic started creeping into everything. Even the cute things now just build up to intimate moments. Sometimes that's alright, but when it happens almost every time now.....
>>2158871yeah yeah, gimme a minute to finish my beer firstgeez
>>2158871I just did
>>2158874that wasn't me!~why do people keep yelling at me
>>2158863Coco Bean is 2nd most adorable. Mini Tuffs is still most however.
>>2158871I'm eating, I will right after
>>2158871
>>2158882Muffin Tops is ross-tier, but in a cute way.
>>2158860>implying it's the sameThe skin doesn't get nice and slick as well, and you can't squeeze it out with enough force, and it's still too solid.
>>2158881because you haven't learned to plz go
>>2158860...I might have to try this. I wonder how ripe the banana has to be for it to work.
>>2158878Oh shit, I just realized I haven't had a beer in too fucking long.Once I finish moving I'm gonna hit the pub near my new place and get me some Guinness
>>2158861>implying all our writefags aren't too self-loathing to samefag
>>2158871READ
>>2158894>really ripe banana>sucking on your boyfriend's hot black cock
>>2158874>darf>capitalising his isshit nigga, are you even trying?
>>2158887How does ponoe know what a muffin top is if they don't wear pants?
>>2158896>guinnessewstella, nigga
All right guys - I'm gonna go to bed and ask myself why I can't have a woman like Gilda to hold close as we sleep.
>>2158713Yeah, I've heard that's how you're meant to do it. Also, this video series has been useful to me:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsQ1WVyPHvU
>>2158900Later
>>2158875Well, if that's what people want...
>>2158817Okami OST
>>2158871i'm sorry i drew you shipped with someone else's oci'm so sorry they were just so nice
>>2158900Fuck that, I'm reading it tomorrow
>>2158905But some do
>>2158911>Okami CelestiaOh my.
>>2158905No, no you misunderstand. The best part of the muffin is the top.
>>2158907>holding Gilda>Not her holding you in her sharp talons>being her sex slave
>>2158861>Samefagging as a writer.But that's stupid.It was fun helping out on those stories last night.We should do that again.
>>2158903You purposely establish a distinctive posting style, so no one will suspect it's you when you intentionally subvert it
>>2158906They have that there too, but I still love me a glass of dark. Especially with a hearty meal.
>>2158896>Guinnes>>2158900But reading is for eggheads
>>2158900
>>2158921You drew a fat pony named Muffin Tops, you'll excuse the muffin tops jokes.
>>2158925i don't see why anyone would want to pick me out of a crowd anyway
>>2158907>>2158922Why not both?
>>2158900FAST
>>2158925No! My plans are revealed!
>>2158939I'll fast later, faggot
>>2158921Elaine plz go
>>2158943ross pls go
>>2158935You're right.Nevermind.
>>2158947>implying this is not the case
>>2158923I was actually about to ask MLPG one last time about opinions on the three stories I was thinking about. I just want to see which one people are interested in the most.
>>2158949Rose pls draw
>>2158939I'm a sandraker you insensitive fuckno need to rub it in
What is pone's favorite NES game?
>>2158922>being a sex slave>not being her equal>not being the one she loves, her man, her little Dweeb - and anyone else who breathes that word in your direction gets a cigarette put out in their eye
>>2158949>that feel when called ross I wish, then I could kill myself
>>2158946>going slow ever
>>2158959They can't use the controleres you silly
>>2158910Maybe I'll grow into it, so to speak.It's just the realization that it started out so differently. And I know I'll never be considered a contributor people like. It's 4chan though, so I don't believe I expected that to happen anyway.Still, sometimes I envy TAW and the others. People think their writing styles and efficiency are good enough to ask things of them. And here I am, with a mere two things asked of me and I can't seem to do it. But that's probably the sleep deprivation talking. I'm sure if I go to bed things will seem clearer in the morning.
>>2158958Just kill yourself right now.
>>2158962You can always be a switch if that is what you like
>>2158962>deserving to be equal to such a magestic creature as Gilda>not living to serve her however possible, even if it doesn't result in pleasure for you
if the thing that happened to ab happened to be, I would kill myselfgoddamn he's such a pussy
>>2158964I need sleep, I'll fast in the morning
>>2158965>controleresDid you have a stroke or something? do i need to call you an ambulance?
>>2158956Well don't wait my good man.Give us the goods.
>>2158863>Implying that I don't have all the "errors"You underestimate my power!
even little girls ship Twirity
>>2158965Who needs more than 1 button for a video game?
>>2158965>he doesn't know about the Advantage
>>2158980I just woke up man
>>2158976>you will never eat out gilda for 3 hours straight, before she kicks you out of her bed and falls asleep>you will never quietly masturbate in the corner she set up with blankets for you
>>2158970Nobody ever started big, anon. The moment you prove yourself as capable, people will come. There are more people interested in (for want of a better word) proper fic writing than greentext, but it's the underlying skill that matters. Have you written anything I've read?
>>2158991jesus christ those are the whitest children everthey're so whiteoh my god
welp
>>2158991OH SHIT, PONY IS ON RIGHT NOWSEVEN HOURS OF PURE PONY PLEASURE
>>2158994how_to_use_vibrator.png
THUGGIN' OFF THE RIZZLE SHIZZLE FOR THE DAZZLE SNAZZLE
>>2158991>Dash is looking on
>>2159009Oh shit, you are right
>>2158988awww But Twilight and Stocking does nothing. What about speculated granny pie before we knew Pinkie came from an amish family?
>>2158994>>2159010I wonder if Rose or Jessy have vibrators
>>2159000unf
>>2158939APPLES
>>2158991
>>2159004The only other option would be brown children and who would want those?
>>2158979>not going fast while sleeping
>>2159011does snoop dawg have a hammer and sickle on his chestis that what that is?
>>2159020Girls usually do
>>2159022>tfw you're out of apples
>>2159020No and noRose is afraid of sex and Jessy has a big canadian nigger dick
>>2159021I'm glad there's somebody else here with as big a submissive streak as me :3
>>2159000>>2159021>masturbating in the corner>not saving yourself for when Gilda actually wants to sexually please you out of mercy
First involves an OC (inb4 LOL OC). It's not grimdark but I picture it more Disneyesque in that if I wrote the entire series of it there would be three deaths (one isn't actually dead and comes back, one just turns to dust, and the third falls into a black pit just like most Disney villains).The second is an Anon in Equestria story I've been mulling around in my head. It'd start off a bit differently than most AiE stories, fall into a slice of life type story to build relationships, and then end with a heavily plot (as in story plot) filled finale. Doesn't end the way you think it would.Third is a slice of life story between Chrysalis and an Anon. I got the inspiration for this story from MLPG a while ago when someone made a post asking what would happen if Chrysalis found the internet and saw all the people who loved her and those that didn't. Anon would be one of those that didn't and it'd pretty much just be hijinks of Chrys trying to get him to like her. It'd start out as slice of life but slowly turn into Anon trying to stay sane as the paranoia builds inside of him.
>>21590282xtreme4me
>>2159026i would! i want all the brown children!i want to have them all!
>>2158770>>2158715>>2158855Wow goshOf all the monsters I never expected she would get any kind of appr->Connection error or you are bannedI'm sorryI'll never post monster girls again
>>2158975>>2158976Nah. I think I like this Gilda better.>snuggling in a booth in your favorite greasy spoon diner>someone makes an unsavory comment about both of your appearance and questions your taste in women/her taste in men>Gilda whips a coffee mug at their head and snuggles into your shoulder.
>>2159032>>2159030Most girls use carrots or cucumbers instead
>>2159034dudethat's uhthat's not submissivenessthat's something else entirely
>>2158991Confirmed canon.
>>2159035Sorry, mistress...Should I get the whip?
>>2159043hahahahave you ever even met a girl
>>2159043>confirmed virgin
>>2159040Not even a rust monster pone?
>>2158991>>2158991> ANDY AND JESSY 4YO ANAL> SOME CRY
>>2159048>met a girl>believing in fairy taleswhat are you 8?
>>2159040>Connection error or you are bannedMost misleading message ever.
>>2159043>sticking food inside of your body casually for masturbation Yeah, no.
>>2159034both ways are fine by methat's just pretty hot, is all
>>2159043Wait, I have an edgy theory.I believe this anon may be trying to troll us.
>>2158986[please respond]
>>2159040nonononononononothat's just 4chan fucking up you will post more
>>2159061microwaved banana peels
>>2159047You can start whipping yourself. I will join you in a few minutes
Would pone like Oreo cakesters?
>>2159001Probably, I'm here all the time.
>>2158986I did. Got lost in the other posts.>>2159037
>>2159070he said inside not around. besides its not the food itself but its refuse.
>>2159061>mfw casuals have their own forms of masturbation
>>2159073Pinkie defiantlyEveryone else probably
>>2159080>putting your dick in refuse
>>2159076Well, that you can't point me to any of it is probably your first issue in terms of "getting noticed"! If you can give examples of your work that people like, then requests are easy.
>>2159087i dont, im just pointing things out.
>>2159087What are you saying about Celestia?
WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO THE FUCK CARES?
>>2159064Yes, mistress. I'll just be in the old horse if you need me.
>>2159100i care
>>2159104It's really rude to face someone like that Pinkie. Turn around immediately!
>>2159103>old horse>not waiting until this horse is the old horse and letting the anticipation drive you wildbad slut
>>2159100About what?
>>2159105WHY?!
>>2159100Me and that other anon
>>2159037I like the third one because it actually has some potential.But I have to ask.Have you written before, because these are all looking like fairly intimidating stories for a beginner to jump into.
>>2159103Why would anybody wait for you there?
>>2159115hey i care too
>>2159111unfthat word in that context is delicious
>>2159112>strike a nerv>nerv
>>2159119posers, all of you
>>2159120>not capitalizing Mistressblunder of the fucking century
>>2159119Sorry.Me and those other two anons.
>>2158827>Valtari still isn't on Spotify>Listen to more Mùm out of frustration
>>2159123it's a punsee there's this organisation in that anime called nerv
>>2159120>>2159127Go back and redo that post IMMEDIATELY anon, or you are going to face the consequences!
>>2159122it's a lovely word. One of those words that can send a chill down somebody's spine as they realise that even though it's meant to demean them, they still like it. Maybe even like it more.
>>2159130agentsmith.jpg
>5 days off work>gonna finish the friend off thing, yeah>last day>go back to work tonight>haven't started itgoddamn you guys
>>2159123Oh Anon, you're so SEELE.
this fandom does not have enough pornnot even close
I made a artam I cool yet
>>2159130Why are Japanese so obsessed with random German words?
>>2159137I'm so terribly sorry, MIstress.How many fingers is that?
>>2159117I have written before. Once here and more other places. I'm no Ernest Hemingway or anything but I can handle myself when writing stories.The third one is actually the one I've put the least thought into. Aside from a little filler I've got the first one completely worked out in my head. Same with the second.
>>2159139yesexactly
>Writing about imaginary ponies.What have I become?
>>2159141>tfw haven't even finished reading dangerous business yetOnly 17 chapters to go
>>2159147The same reason Americans get random-ass kanji tattooed onto their arms.
>>2159143But that's a lie and you know it. If there is a fandom that will always have too much it is this one
>>2159149>fingers>not using the fist
>>2159154>firefoxa faggot, clearly
>>2159154what''cha writing?
>>2159154A wanderer of MLPG, just like the rest of us.At least you didn't buy a tablet just so you could draw horsesI'm having fun though, so I guess it ain't all that bad
holyshit TAW went full retarded bronyfaggot
>>2159160I-I'm not sure I can reach my fist...Perhaps I could find a stallion for the job?
>>2159153I bet you'd make a good little slut, wouldn't you?
>>2159165Don't you have to earn any badges?
>>2159164>not firefox
>you will never jiggle fat pony's belly before running your hands all over their gut
>>2159164>not using firefox
>>2159170Because TAW draws stuff right?
>>2159170No shit sherlock
>>2159147guess they like the sound of themlotta german shit sounds weird.>>2159141I HAVE STARTED A SKETCHTHIS IS PROGRESS
>>2159150See, you tell me the third one is the one you put the least thought in, but you gave the best description of.The other two I read and went. "OK, you have an idea, but you are skimming the details because it sounded boring to you."It could be why you are getting little to no replies about it.
>>2159170He's always been brony.I can't believe some people are just noticing it
>>2159143>not enough porn>almost more than sonic_team in less than two years
>>2159170when did TAW become an artist?
>>2159173ummaybefor the right person
>>2159141>finally think of something cool>no time to do it
>>2159189>Pokemon>45000That's absurd
>>2159176>>2159164>>2159180>not writing your own browser and using it on your self written operating system
>>2159186>>2159183>>2159170It's not funny guysSome people might take this serious and we'll lose another contributor
LOOK HERE ARE THREE LITTLE PONIESREADY TO SING FOR THIS CROWDLISTEN UP CAUSE HERE'S OUR STORYWE'RE GONNA SING IT VERY LOUUUDD
>>2159176>>2159180>using Firefox
>>2159170>tfw no one will ever draw you an oci think this is a good feeli helped taw come up with his (her?) oc's name thoughi'm sorry
>>2159196Every single one with any other one
>>2159155At least you have a partner.
>>2159170NO!YOU'RE LYING!TAW IS JUST.... TROLLING.... them... and... us...God dammit, I won't lose her!First an EQD feature.A few days later, Kevinsano's made a cocksucking Yoshi out of TAW's OC.That feel when you actually care.
>>2159200Stop
>>2159201Enjoy your botnet
>>2159165Pone RPG plot.
>>2159196>over 500 pokemon for prime furry material>ton of teenage girlswhy are you surprised
>>2159170Do you want to see the other 9 pictures of my OC?
>>2159205I'd free roam for you if I could draw any better, Sparkler
>>2159212botnet is a buzzword
>>2159212Enjoy your bloat
>>2159181>>2159190No, he requested it.>>2159198>>2159198Iti s not funny faggot when a fellow ponyfag turns into autistic brony who ships his OC with his waifu.This is main difference between us and Ponychan/EqD - we are that retarded.
>>2159201What alternative would you propose?
>>2159205I don't its just freeroam, and Anon suggested it as a good one but I just haven't had time, and by time I mean motivation
So what's the deal with that namefag Tanman? what does he even do, does he just show up and attention whore and spam advertize his stream?
>>2159198The only people who'll take it serious are the people who came here after the shift.
>>2159206I hope we lose him.We don't need fucking bronies here.
>>2159212>People think they are safe from Google because they don't use Chrome.Dude calm down.They fucking own everything.
>>2159222What the fuck does a single word in that picture even mean
>>2159198>caring about losing a brony
/g/ pls go
>>2159227If somebody would update the who is who we wouldn't have to ask these questions
>>2159206Kev actually drew her ages and ages ago. I told you guys about it. You said she was cute.
>>2159227He draws if I recall correctlyHe's been around for a long time
>>2159232I don't even have online accounts for anything, nigga. All I use is 4chan and youtube, get on my level.
>>2159089I could, I just want to keep the drama under my hat. Probably a bad idea to vent this out anyway.
>>2159241Youtube is basically google.
>>2159222> aren'tFUCK
>>2159241>Youtube.You dun goofed.
>>2159241YouTube is owned by Google, tard
>>2159170>what the fuck taw what teh act(...).png>tehI'm sorry, who's a faggot?
>>2159241>youtubegoogle
>nobody's posting any imagesGod damn you really want to leave me waitingunf
>>2159229>>2159234S-shut up, you guys! TAW's my pal!
I casually throw out "it's shit" "i hate it" and vicious insults to contributors and I just now realized that if anyone said something like that about something of mine, I'd probably take him seriously and feel awful. So, I'm sorry.
>>2159257Why what are you waiting for? Some stupid roleplaying?
>>2159185The first one would take a long fucking time to go through the whole thing. I didn't really put much description into that one because I doubted people could get past "OC" without moving on to the second one. I think it also may be because I have an ending for the first two already thought out and I don't want to spoil anything while the third one has no ending right now.I suppose if you wanted a more detailed description of them I could type something up. It'd probably be a little bit though.
>>2159216Yeah, I don't see a problem with that.
daily dosewww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>2159264>King Zebra
>>2159170>no one will ship your OC with your pone waifu for you
>>2159260I say things like that to random contributers and posts too. I wish more people would do it when I post somethng
>>2159260It's really not that big of a deal for me as long as it isn't the only comment on my work.
>TAW became on with the piss.It's OK, you still got me!>These are truly terrible times.
>>2159227He is been here since 2011.
>>2159258I assume those are samefag. Teh same one that did not like it when Jessy got on the spotlight.>>2159257Have this.
>>2159272feels bad
>>2159270he is so proud, how can anybody be mad at him
>>2159270Oh god where was that picture takenI think I know that guy in the background
>>2159270the fuckthat's my best friend from middle schoolwhaaaaat the fucccckkkk man
>>2159278I wasn't complaining.
>>21592772011 is only 5 month ago
>>21592772010 actually
>>2159276I've been a shameless waifufag from day one and have spent the last week trying to see how many people I can get to draw my OC and you're only just now realising?
>>2159227He made me something. That's why he's my favorite artist.
>>2159291Some people are just slow.
>>2159254Sometimes teh is a legitimate typo. I find it funny how autocorrect in XChat makes it impossible to type though.
>>2159260Occasionally, when I have nothing better to contribute, I'll just throw out "it's shit" without anything else except maybe a sage.It feels like it's part of the MLPG posting experience, and at the end of the day is probably nicer for the contributor in question than complete silence.
>>2159283>>2159281It's a small world after all
>>2159291write more twifu please. i need it. our waifu requires it.
>>2159291But... But... We're still your bros, right?MLPG 5eva, right nigga?Dat means.... one... more ......
>>2159278That ship is stupidIt's also uglyYou are stupid and ugly
>>2159294pfthah, what he probably made you a shitty drawing or something? If I drew you something would I be your favorite?
>>2159291>Asking people to draw your OC....wait.Did Tabasco even count as an OC?Because if you were to ask me.I don't think I am that hot.
>>2159296Very slow.
>>2159233Leo.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Awards
would you
>>2159307obviously, no matter how bad I get I'm still not going to start thinking that basically anywhere but MLPG is anything but fucking terribleI only put up with fimfiction's userbase for the silent majority who seem to enjoy my shit, and literally the only reason I ever submitted something to EqD was so I could say I'd done it in joking argumentsI'm not about to leave you guysnobody else'd have me anyway
why are there some days where i just cant draw well
>>2159324Absolutely. The sensuous heart is only icing on the cake.
>>2159317Please be a fucking joke.
>>2159291No TAW don't fall to the dark sideIf you must fall, t-thenTake me with youI don't want to lose youuu
>>2159329Because your hand hates for all the other things you do with her
>>2159317tabasco is not your OCBlowsy is mine
>>2159328Shut up you faggotYou have 900 followersYou're bordering on becoming the most popular author in the fandomJust stuff it
>>2159328HeyyouWRITE
>>2159328We don't want you, though.
>>2159342>We do.
>caring about writefags
>>2159291>>2159291outOUT
>>2159324I would rub her belly and take her out for ice cream.>>2159329Same with doing any [insert] activity. Its just not your day.>>2159342>weStop assuming hivemind, you moron.
MAN LOOK AT THESE BRONIES JACKING OFF OVER SETH PFFTHAAHHAHWHAT A BUNCH OF PATHETIC LOSERS, RIGHT?OH GOD TAW PLEASE ALLOW ME TO SNIFF YOUR COCKPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I NEED IT
>>2159324sure i guess
>>2159339Man I didn't even know you had an OC.And that was a joke...goddamn.>BlowsyI am bad at naming things, but seriously?
>>2159347They're easily replaced.
>People driving away another contributor
>>2159260It's no problem as long as it isnt the only comment. Then it can be kinda crushing.
>>2159328Never leave TAW
>>2159356hey fuck youwe thought for a while over that namei think it's better than some alternatives
Hey I just got in and...what the fuck is wrong with TAW?
>>2159353Finally someone said it.
>>2159347contrarily, how about drawfag?
>>2159360There are no good ones left anyway. I just want to see the General die by this point.
>>2159328I remember a month or two ago I have no sense of time when it comes to MLPG, late at night, you were sort of upset that your stories weren't more popular. Maybe that they didn't get enough views.I reminded you that you were phobic of perceived "attention-whoring", you stuck primarily to the night threads, and that MLPG was a relatively small subsection of the fandom anyway.I'm very happy for your success.
>>2159337I don't think I can help itI've been in freefall since day one>>21593406th on fimfiction right now, and I still didn't really come close to winning EqDAD's author poll. Regardless, just because they like me doesn't mean I like them.>>2159341man but I gotta pack and shit todayI'll write next week! Hopefully run a quest, too!>>2159342You say that like you can get rid of me, anon~
>>2159328Go away you fucking faggot you are the cancer killing MLPG fucking attention whore join the piss alreadyI'm sorry ;_;
>>2159363>Alternatives.>In the General....point.
>>2159372>6th on fimfiction right nowHoly shit I never realized how popular you were
>>2159342>>2159342I'm with this anon.We don't need bronies here.First MLPG tolerates 0r0chi, then Wolf Furnaki, now bronies? WTF?
>>2159366Meh, I shouldn't have bothered. MLPG is the height of hypocrisy.
>>2159265 hereDon't know if that guy I was talking to is still here but here's a little more description about the second story:Anon would come home from work one day to find a pony in his room. After a short time living with him the pony comes to really like (as a friend you fucks) him so when a portal back to Equestria opens up to take the pony back it drags him along. Celestia allows Anon to travel between his world and Equestria so that he may keep up with his life here and not completely fall off the radar. It would be about him trying to juggle his two lives around and eventually some of the ponies start to like like him (It IS an Anon in Equestria story. What would it be without Stalkershy and all that jazz). This would go deeper into the differences of our societies where Anon doesn't like the advances because in our world getting with something that's not your speices is looked down uponw hile in Equestria it seems to be either fairly common or acceptable (I look at how no body gives a fuck that Spike likes Rarity and considering how many sentient beings there are in Equestria I assume that it'd be considered fine.) Ultiamtely the portal is discovered and an unknown agency (lol govment) moves in for various reasons and Anon is torn between helping his world or helping Equestria.
>>2159356It was better than the alternatives, really. It properly brought to mind the messiness as well as had the air of wind that worked well with a pegasus.
>>2159368I've got a better idea. If the general has nothing left to offer YOU, why don't YOU leave and not ruin things for the rest of us who are still enjoying ourselves?
>>2159383I... I can't tell anymore. I am getting too old for this shit.
>All this talk about OCs>Start thinking what I'd make for one>Moments pass>mfw
> everything that made MLPG unique and different from other,autistic parts of the fandom is now gone or blended with these partswelp, it was fun while it lasted
>>2159353HOLY SHIT PEOPLE LIKE THOSE WHO CONTRIBUTE ENJOYABLE CONTENTMORE AT 11I bet you think Seth is the same as Leth too
>>2159395>why don't YOU leave and not ruin things for the rest of us who are still enjoying ourselves?But that's how HE enjoys HIMSELFIf it bothers you so much, why don't YOU just leave and not ruin things for him?
>>2159395But I am trapped here. I want it to die so that I can finally leave. Also:>enjoying hiatus General
>>2159401What does Leth contribute>inb4 new, get out, etc. without actually giving me an example of what he contributes
>>2159328TAW, for what its worth. Even though you dont write nearly enough Treekicker stuff I still enjoy your stories.
>>2159403I can enjoy shitting on other people's faces, that doesn't mean I should do it publicly.
Would you?
>>2159383In that direction lives Anonymous.In the other, lives namefags.Visit either you like, they're both bronies.
>>2159386Ehhhh....Shits getting dangerously cheesy.
>>2159407Jack shit acutally
>>2159401>HOLY SHIT PEOPLE LIKE THOSE WHO CONTRIBUTE ENJOYABLE CONTENTThat's fine.Liking TAW is fineBut these people who are like NO I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU I'M DIVE INTO PISS WITH YOU LORD TWATISM MY BROTHER MY KING ;_;need to gain a bit of perspectivedid i just say that in mlpg
>>2159415No. I'd give her a sugarcube though.
Enough with the metaLets talk about secondary characters that should get their own episodeI propose Celestia, she could learn a valuable lesson about friendship and report to Twilight
>>2159415Gilda would punish me if I did.
>>2159422A day in the life of Celestia and something about the wonderbolts is all I want
>>2159407He has a tumblr
>>2159423I'm not hearing a no!
>>2159422DerpyOr a Lyra/Bonbon one that acts like a sitcom complete with Lyra sliding into the room like Kramer. Also it NEVER confirms nor denies the fanon that they are together.
>>2159431You have a doctor backing you Anon, do it.
>>2159418well, he's helping with the friend-off, and he posts the marker and used to do the linkboardhe doesn't really wear his trip unless he's doing the above though
>>2159430ohme toocan i namefag without getting yelled at and be loved by the entire general, too?
>>2159423What's with the sudden revival of Gildafags out of nowhere?
>>2159419>>2159419> Liking TAW is fine> liking bronies> approving of their faggotrynot better than this guy
Post your favorite fic or pic from your favorite write/drawfag that you requested from them
>>2159442Get the fuck out.
First they turned on the writefags.Drawfags have been met with hostility by some for a while now.Leth has a few enemies gaining power.Now, they're trying to kill my favorite.How long until they come for YOU anonymous?
>>2159441>not wanting to meet a strong woman with talons that could kill you in an instant
>night thread of happiness ends>hate-anon surfaces to destroy all lifewoooo
>>2159435OrA Derpy, Lyra, & Bon-Bon episodes.
>>2159450It's so cute, he doesn't even try to change up his writing style.
>>2159443Dont make me choose.
>>2159443I've only really requested one picture
>>2159450> surfaces to destroy all lifebeen here all night bucko
>>2159449That doesn't answer my question.And no, I don't want that at all/
>>2159417Like I said it doesn't end the way you think it would end. I skipped some details because, like I said before, I don't want to spoil anything in case I do end up writing it. Then again I doubt anyone here would even remember it if I did but still.So you'd still rather see the Chrys one?
>>2159443
>>2159456Who?
>>2159443it was a commission, but i love this picture.
>>2159443Only faggots and entitled babies request
>>2159450> there is only one anon who hates bronies and derails thread
>>2159447Or a better question, who cares?
>>2159441There was a bit of greentext the other night about her, I think that's what's brought her back up. It's pleasantly surprising.
>>2159443What the filename said. This is fucking cute.
>>2159362I'll try>>2159364everything>>2159353Okay, just bend down>>2159370...was I? Are you sure? I've always been shocked by my success, I think. On fimfiction alone I'm averaging 100 watchers/10-30 days which is fucking absurd. That doesn't sound like me at all.>>2159381it terrifies me>>2159410I will try and treekicker at some point, I really haven't done enough of her.>>2159419On this note, I'd just like to add, don't worry--I'm not going anywhere, and I realise how autistic I'm being. Calling me autistic for having shipping art of my OC with a main cast member is not insulting. It's true.
>>2159468I try to make requests that not just I will like. I figure if the drawfag is asking for requests they eith want attention or practice, and so my request is good for that.I never request something of an artist not asking for requests.
>>2159480that reminds me of that one metals story
>>2159441I don't know, but I'm pretty sure I'll never actually find the Night Guard I crave.>Those stupid sexy bat wings
>>2159443>>2159443
>>2159446> truth hurts but I won't accept it anyway
>>2159458oh jesus ahaha my crappy sketch from like 3 or 4 months ago is there.man this is great
>>2159481>Calling me autistic for having shipping art of my OC with a main cast member is not insulting. It's true.Well, at least you didnt draw it.
>>2159443I never requested it, but they did it anyways.And in a way, that make it feel more special.
>>2159475What a night it was.>>2159489Naw, you just beign a faggot.
>>2159481>replying to more than two posts at once. What are you, a brony?
>>2159443>you are nobodies favorite drawfag
>>2159442You know I'm seriously starting to wonder if we're being overrun by a bunch of people who only come here because they hate the Fandom/EqD/Ponychan/bronies. I hate them too but that isn't the point of the fucking General.
>>2159501What are you? An Autist?
>>2159481> Calling me autistic for having shipping art of my OC with a main cast member is not insulting. It's true.THE FUCKING STOP BEING A BRONYSTOP ACTING LIEK ONE AND DOING THINGS THEY DOfuckis it that hard to do not be autistic?
>>2159501I'm not waiting through five mintues of flood timeout to reply to my loyal fans!
>>2159504You're my favorite drawfag
>>2159490Thanks for drawing it, even a crappy sketch. Also I still have one to add to it but I've been a faget who is too busy playing dress up with my curvy rarity cleric to actually open fucking paint.
>>2159500>Cut off the best part.Bioware get out.
>>2159481>Calling me autistic for having shipping art of my OC with a main cast member is not insulting>doing bad things is okay if I acknowledge that they are bad thingsNo.
>>2159511You're my favorite deputy.
>>2159508>THE FUCKING STOP BEING A BRONYThe simple fact that he is fully aware of his massive autism level already disqualifies him for being a full blown brony
STOP TALKING ABOUT TAW HOLY FUCK
>>2159506Yes, I think that is what is happening. The piss is starting to seek in>>2159504Remember: Just like there is atleast one person who masturbated while thinking of you there is going to be atleast one person of who you are the favourite drawfag
>>2159488Funny, that drawing got me into VNs months ago when everyone was discussing it.
>>2159518I was thinking that as I typed it
>>2159508Yes.I just wanted to see how many people I could get to do it!
>>2159511who am I then
>>2159512Also I passed up a bunch of griffons on the game.Thanks to all the recent greentext I imagined every singe one of them calling me a dweeb.
>>2159525That's good newsWhich have you played since then?
>>2159524>people have an opinion I don't likeWELP GUESS WE SPRUNG A LEAK HUH GUYS
>>2159517I'm not saying it's okay. I'm saying I'm doing it anyway~
>>2159529My favorite drawfag
>>2159533That is not what anybody is saying you dumbnut. Reading comprehension.
>>2159522All broneis are aware that they are bronies Fuck, they especially calling themselves like that.Difference is that we don't do that retarded shit they do. Especially on public.
>>2159514Can I get a DLC?
>>2159506>>2159524You know how sometimes threads in the piss look like juvenile parodies of the general?Sometimes the general looks like this. It's concerning.
>>2159539Yes it is. The second someone comes up with something you don't like, you blame the 'piss'. It's like some bizarre, 4chan version of "the Jews did it!"
>>2159537whats the name of your favorite drawfag. Im not even doing my super sekrit unique typing method this time
oh fuck I scrolled up and read what tan saiddoes he really have a fucking oc? goddamn him too?
>>2159527What the actual fuck manis that faggot serious
Well, WingLight is an okay ship I GUESSbut I personally prefer EpicShy! They're just so adorable together! :3
WHY CAN'T YOU FAGGOTS GO A SINGLE FUCKING DAY WITHOUT ANY DRAMA?WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY
>>2159531Hoshizora No Memoria, KS, Planetarian so far/off topic
NEW HORSE WHERE
>>2159524Yeah. I think they all have the impression that we hate everything about the fandom, which I think is an over exaggeration. So they all come here to be "HARDCORE" for hating the fandom.
>>2159530I don't know what game you're talking about, but I'm just imagining it being like Finding Nemo; you're walking along the bottom of a cliff, when suddenly a bird head pops over the edge...."Dweeb!"Followed by another 10 popping up in a chorus of "Dweeb!"s
>Haven't watched pony for the last 5 episodes>Finish them in a day>"Hey, those were pretty good, let's see what MLPG is up to">itsfuckingnothing.jpgI'm outtie 5000. Later slutlords.
>>2159551What we are saying is that people seem to go into the General just to complain about the rest of the fandom, EQD etc.But that isn't what the General is about and we don't just simply hat the rest just because, which is what those people don't get. Now guess what: this whole trend started when we were banished to /mlp/
>>2159563What I'm wondering is how the living FUCK can you take MLPG seriously enough to HAVE drama?I mean we talk about fucking marshmallow ponies for fucks sake.The fact I imagine MLPG as the cast of Cromartie while its happening doesnt help.
>>2159563because hiatus
>>2159564Well, considering the topic right now is TAW, I think we're okay.
New horse>>2159585>>2159585>>2159585>>2159585
>>2159587>>2159587>>2159587>>2159587>>2159587NEW HORSE
>>2159572Thats actually pretty close to what I imagined.It was fantastic.
>>2159558Nothing wrong with having OC, MLPG accepted this fact ages ago.But shipping with canon characters was supposed to be still no-no. But seeing how people tolerate TAW and his retarded shipping with RD (HELLO SKYWIND) I assume that MLPG is now >>>/mlp/Full brony convertion. Period.
>>2159590>>2159591FUCK YOU GUYS
>>2159580You bastard. You got some balls trying to stir up trouble with a post like that.
>>2159590>>2159591YA DUN GOOFED
>>2159573That's hiatuses for youShould have been here for the finale, we had fun hating on worst ponyIt's not SA
>>2159580>What I'm wondering is how the living FUCK can you take MLPG seriously enough to HAVE drama?This is what I thought too.Then, MLPG caused me to go down into the worst depressive slump of my entire life.
>>2159595I'm not seriously shipping them. I want to fuck Dash, not some self-insert.Wait, is that more or less autistic?
>>2159595>Ice Pack.
>>2159627Oh for fuck's sake.
>>2159627>Then, MLPG caused me to go down into the worst depressive slump of my entire life.If I had HOW.JPG I would post it.Seriously what?
>>2159629That is fully autistic.GG using his OC to fuck all the ponies is less autustic.
>>2159584If you're still here, what else would you recommend?
>>2159637Well it's imagelimit anyway. I'm a tad curious, too, though I suspect I'll regret it.
Is my Mistress still here?it's harder to whip my ass than I thought it would be, kept missing and hitting thigh or back.
>>2159708You should use clips on your nipples
>>2159726A-are you my mistress? I'm not sure she'd like me following another's orders... but okay...
>>2159741no I am not your 'mistress'Also dunk your balls in cold waterAdd salt and ice cubes, stir. Super cold pretty painful if you're into that stuff
>>2159751All I found were very strong binder clips and I'm too much of a pussy to take that for more than a few seconds. Trying your ice water idea.
>>2159751That worked much better, thank you kind sir. The shrinkage element, combined with the pain and standing in front of my bathroom mirror naked really add up to a nice subby experience even without anyone there to "run" it.
>>2159859holy shit you did itdescribe it
>>2159869I may not have used enough salt, but the water was near freezing. still plenty of crushed ice in it.The pain is actually really tolerable, not much worse than a cold shower because it's so localized. Once again, maybe I didn't use enough salt. The biggest problem was my ballsack is so small that it was hard to get it particularly submerged without spilling water all over, hence bathroom.Looking at yourself, so desperate for a sub fix that you're standing in your bathroom dunking your balls in icewater really does bring the experience to the "worthwhile, would try again" plateau, though.
>>2159902I wouldn't want to do it for more than a minute or two at a time, probably real potential for permanent/semipermanent damage at that point.
>>2159912Also, at that point it's so numb that you can't feel any damage that's being done.
>>2159912shhhh
It's really cool though, my penis is warm but my sack is still cool.
>>2159981did you get off though?You shouldn't have done that.You really are a bad sub
>>2159991>did you get offNo, of course not. How could I do that without my Mistress?
>>2160007I've just been edging myself to make sure I'm ready for her in the unlikely event that she needs my tiny prick for something.
could you maybe stop being faggots
>>2160021no
brb, time to get >get dunked again.
>>2160023Don't bust your balls anon
>>2160022ohthen i can play too
>>2160039tell me what to do thenor do you want to do some silly humiliating thing I can think of
>>2160026back. the best part is definitely the temperature differential.I think I might try my cock instead next, but it's gonna be a bit tougher getting it in because it doesn't hang down.
>>2160051>implying you could do anything for meIf you're such a desperate slut, you could always try what the other anon's doing, that faggot seems to be enjoying himself.Unless you've got some panties and a camera...
>>2160094Give me something original pleaseunless it is what you truly desire
>>2160112The second part I could definitely go for. Other than that, you could try shoving ice up your bum?
>>2160137make sure to round off any sharp edges with your mouth first, like the little slut you are.Don't read if you're getting into this.▷▷▷At this point I should just admit I'm the subanon and I'm just helping you and if you don't actually enjoy subbing don't worry I won't be offended
>>2160150I do enjoy subbingI'll go get some iceIs it dangerous?
>>2160164No way it could be dangerous. Absolute worst that could happen would be frostbite unless the water has parasite but the freezing should kill most parasites anyway. I'm not a doctor.
>>2160173frostbite sounds bad
>>2160178Yeah, frostbitten anus does sound bad, but the amount of chill involved in a couple of ice cubes probably won't do anything bad. I'm actually gonna try it now, fi you like I'll report back.
I wish I could wear panties
>>2160192im gonna do it too
>>2160195>implying thousands of very large men don't wear panties to improve their sub experienceThe only requirement is that you have a lower body, anon.
Well, just tried with the first ice cube. If you want pain try to use it like a tiny dildo, if you want the fullness+some incontinence fetish, just get it all the way in.
>>2160219its cold and I cant get it in ;_;
>>2160225Mine was pretty small by the time I got it in. Don't worry, enjoy the sensation you worthless faggot who can't even take dick properly
>>2160236I got it in~its really weirdbut it feels amazing
>>2160248im gonna go get a few more
Also, if you get it past the sphincter (? I think that's the word) you really don't feel much pain/chill. But if you keep it there you feel the full chill.I'm gonna go get a couple more.
the biggest real danger here is improper sanitation of your fingers if you're sucking the ice cubes.
>>2160256How many is optimal?
>>2160277I've only done 3 so far and they're probably about half melted by the time I get them in. I'm using the long, apple-slice shaped ones from a fridge, it'll obviously depend on your ice cubes.Cold water dripping from my anus and running down my leg is a pretty incredible sensation.
>>2160292my cubes are large
>>2160292I wouldn't do more than ~250-500mL worth without a bit of research (even if it's just self-inflicted research). That's about what most enemas are, IIRC.
oooh, and now a strong urge to shit, plus more leakage. I never knew I liked incontinence fetish...
>>2160317WELP I'M OUT
This is officially really cool. You get the anal insertion humiliation, the pain and numbness of the cold, then the incontinence and to top it all off a bit of sissification having to sit down to let out liquid. Probably leaves your ass more clean for your master, just like an enema would, too.>>2160333Sorry that grossed you out. I guess you like talk of putting things into butts, but taking them out?
MLPG - Putting things in your butt general.
>>2160356putting COLD things in your butt>>2160317had to shit as well10/10 would do again
>>2160401>implying I haven't started round 2 alreadyI want to see if I can shit water. You know to be ready for my master.tfw I will never have someone pleasantly larger than me to bigspoon me unless I find a 450 lb basketball player
>>2160418Have fun with that.If there's anything else just post
>>2160430It really helps to get in to the sluttiness of it all, at least for me (who knows, maybe that's not what does it for you).
Oh, hey, one last thing. Doing this super regularly could have negative effects; it's similar to an enema. The problem is that you wash away the beneficial bacteria. So just watch out, don't do it 10 times a week or anything, and stop if you have negative digestive/intestinal effects.
