Previous Thread: >>2150191Pony on, pony people!
>the only way RD will ever become a wonderbolt is with her body
>snape
>>21537442SLOW
Get on up on the floor'Cause we're gonna pony pony pony 'til we just can't pony no more
>>2153754Well obviously, she needs to fly and maneuver with great accuracy to make it in the Wonderbolts, and she needs to be in the best shape she can be in to do so.
Good vidya crossovers? That aren't Tribes or Valve games?
>rope
>>2153754She needs her body to go fast, so that seem obvious
>Talking about humans.>Not posting best human artist.
>>2153775>tfw duplicate file entry>tfw 2slow
Post your horse pornography folders MLPG!
>>2153744FUCK U LETHI POSTED NEW HORSE B4 UBUT THEN I MESSED UP ON CAPTCHA FOR TELLING OLD HORSE
>>2153792smile pls stalk her more
>>2153754good thing shes such a slut
>>2153754http://www.fimfiction.net/story/25960/1/Whiplash/After-the-Show
>>2153792I like pone animu art.
>>2153796>no aj
>>2153792I'm pretty meh towards Semenhammer's humans.
>>2153792SMILe.rar progress report?
Autism
>>2153810>dat ficfinally a threesome fic
we visual novel now?
>>2153787Pinkie Elite Beat AgentsApplejack harvest moonRarity RPG like FFX-2Twilight Professor Layton
>>2153814Susan and Mary Test
>>2153800Only for you, anon
>>2153787
>>2153826What is all this talk of a visual novel?
>humanized>fanficok, I'm out, I'm leaving the table
rose pls draw butts
>>2153820Fabulous.
>>2153813AJ would never put anything but apple in her mouth
>>2153816On it, need more time!
>>2153827I meant pics anon.
>>2153851THERE'S NO TIME LEFT
>>2153846But I don't wanna, and it's boring
>>2153848WELL IT'S A GOOD THING BIG MAC IS AN APPLE THEN
>>2153855
>>2153842What the heck are you talking about?
>>2153855>those tan linesI'll be in my bunk.
>>2153839http://arch.413chan.net/mlp2132864.html>>2135351
>>2153862FUCK FUCK FUCK WAT DO
I LIEK PONAE
>>2153826Yeah. Is the survey up?
>>2153892>Not http://arch.413chan.net/mlp2132864.html#2135351Do you even html?
>>2153877Just imagine if there person that makes these strips had a baby with Ross.
>>2153877Just a fun factThis is what sex with Braeburn would be likeExcept, well, you wouldn't be the middle girlYou'd be the one getting wallowed into, then spurted on.
>>2153896JUST POST WHAT YOU HAVE DONEA SCREEN SHOT, ANYTHING
>>2153911Watta queer.I LOVE PONE TOO, MAN
>>2153916It doesn't seem to either.
>Watching some network sitcom with my mom>She says "You see how they're all getting in more trouble tattling? It's not a big deal but there's a moral in every episode." >I say "It's almost like you're describing My Little Pony." Hopefully this will amuse somebody and not just incite powerlevel-related rage.
>>2153871OHOHO I SEE THAT YOUR ARE IMPLYING INCEST THERE
>>2153896I can help.
>>2153932Your mom knows you watch My Little Pony?
>>2153921I'd be fine with that
>>2153913But we still ded.Or maybe I could keep it up for an extended period of time.
>trying to do friendoff thing>it keeps coming out horrible
>>2153962Are you drawing or writing?
>>2153970drawing
>>2153962You can do it! You just need to believe that it can be done, Ross.
>>2153962I was interviewed for a .com today. Of all the things I learned, it's to quit beating yourself up about what COULD be perfect -- hell, even perfect candidates don't always impress the interviewer.Just take a crack at it and have some fun.
>>2153945>20 minutes
>>2153972You were always my least favorite drawfag, anonymous
>>2153946Yeah, I've mentioned it to her once or twice, she's indifferent. But she also knows I crossdress, so she can't exactly worry if I'm some kind of faggot.
>>2153946Mine does, she even pulled out a G1 lunchbox outta nowhere. it sits on my PC now.Next to the cheerilee toy she left on my desk. She thinks shes trollin me or something.
>>2153993;_;>>2153984thank you for your kind words
>ponibooru>in charge of being stable
>>2153950Ugh christ, why would you post that.Its almost as bad as ross's art.
>>2154016Maybe I've grown desensitized by this point but MoJ honestly disgusts me more than Ross's stuff.
>>2154014
>>2154016>almost
>>2154014Daily dose.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlc0S8LLtsg
>>2154014>stable
>>2154034
>>2154028>still being disgusted by MoJyou must be new around these parts.
>>2154050Hay, quit horsing around, anon.
>>2154050>Unintentional horse puns
>>2154065What am I looking at.
>>2154050>>2154072
>>2154070I once masturbated to Moon over JuneNot reallyBut it did turn me off to red heads for a whileThis is true
Wow the last horse was actually pretty good, and this one is too.It's like that special time of day or something.Anyways...Would you want a genderswap episode? Would it just be blamed on Twilight's magic? What antics would ensue?You know you want Rule 63 Big Mac.
>>2153892i was actually working on a sort of rpg/vn-hybrid thing a while back in ren'py where you played as a changeling with vague memories of being a human. With ___sexual shenanigans.i gave up on it because seriously fuck that shit.>d20
>>2154034Why the fuck would someone ping Ponibooru..
>>2154109Hey, at least no package was lost
Think about your favorite pony.S/He is now your big sister/brother.
This new horse is off to a great start.
>>2154109Ping is the first thing you do to diagnose connection problems.
>>2154120awesome
>>2154120But I'm older than Twist
>>2154120I am now Big Mac.Im ok with this.Or I can be Applebloom. teehee
Why aren't you drawing, OR writing?
>>2154143Because I can't into either, even if I have ideas for them.
>>2154143Because it is midnight and I want a pony to hug.Why are you not real, Pinkie?
>>2154143Too busy jacking off to gummy Pinkie.
>>2154143Headache. I ran out of thyroid meds and I'm on a jones.
>>2154145>That wigHahaha I love the ponies of that guy
>>2154140I should hope so.
>>2153993
>>2154108Will you be resuming your quest sometime next month, or is it cancelled forever?
>>2154120Fuck! You guys, I can't stop masturbating to the thought of my older sister!MY OLDER SISTER IS MAI WAIFU, GUYS!HELP ME! I AM SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING BUYING A DAKIKAMURA OF MY OLDER SISTER!KILL ME.
>>2154109Why would you ping anything?In this case, to prove how shitty the servers are.>Average = 881msDo you even IT?
Think about you're favorite pony.
>>2154140Not anymore~
MLPG Hamburger Time Journal Day 34Morale: HighHorsefucking Levels: Very HighFlavor of the Day: AngerPost count for 05/25/12: 8735Even more of a crunchtime for the friendoff today. To those participating, remember that it's close to time! Good luck to everyone participating!There was a lot of shit being thrown this morning, but nachoes trying to stir shit over what's a contributer or not isn't going to drive me away. So sorry if you hate me, but I try to keep myself Anon mostly, as to not distract the thread or anything, so please just ignore what you don't like!More quests going on today too! Very fun stuff for those interested.Horsefucking levels were a bit higher than usual today, but... it goes up and down all the time anyway.
>>2154102i masturbated to MoJ once.seriously
>>2154143Neither. I'm programming
>>2154143oh but i am!
>>2154143Fuck, I'm doing both!Just not right now....Unfortunately, I seem to be just as good at writing as I am at drawing.... Average.
>>2154197WE LOVE YOU LETHNACHOS IS JUST AN AUTISTYOU CAN HAVE YOUR TRIP
>>2154197> horsefucking levelsUhWhat now
>>2154197Aww yeah, that's some good hamburger helper!
Do you know how good applesauce is?I know how good applesauce is.
>>2154210Average is better than nothing! Just keep at it!
>>2154145That's adorable.
>>2154198I tried once, but the faces just make me laugh and I lose focus.
>>2154197Okay shit, I've been on the General a while now but I need to ask this one thing?Who in the actual fuck is Leth? He SEEMS important...
>>2154224brb getting applesauce
>>2154120>RarityNow she can teach me to be more like her
>>2154197>nachoes trying to stir shit over what's a contributer or not isn't going to drive me away>caring about what Nachoes saysI've decided he's going to get his come upings soon because of this altercation. Damn the consequences.
>>2154224Applesauce is gross
>>2154197Fuck, I wasn't here for that.So N4CHOS just shows up out of nowhere and starts bitching you out?
>>2154243I'm not. Just another regular that sometimes has a name on.
>tfw only 4 days left
>>2154243He's the guy we all want to fuck.
>>2154210this kind of average?
>>2154224>AJ will never make applesauce for you by crushing apples between her buns of steel
>>2154143Because I'm music.Would you accept a shitty render?
>>2154197Nachos was here? I thought he was gone/anon forever.
>>2153950>>2154016>>2154028>>2154070>>2154102>>2154198A while back, I posted this on /co/. It makes it a lot more readable, I think.And it helps prevent me from blowing a vein when I think about someone purposely trying to make a story about lesbians repulsive in every way, and succeeding wildly.
>>2154197Anyone else notice that when Leth shows up in a thread, horsefucking pictures get deleted.I think when we all know whats going on.When Leth comes in, people get ashamed and delete stuff
>>2154197>crunchtime for the friendoff
>>2154284That happens with any God-tier tripfag.
>>2154290>tfw you will probably shit something out 20 minutes before the submissions close
>>2154262He did have his trip on, but it was him.
>>2154280Nachos is like a tumor. He only goes into remission. Same with Mito.Ross is sort of like a tumor, but the kind that gives you super powers randomly. And by super powers I mean sometimes he forgets that he hates us and draws something nice.
>>2154243NOPECAN'T DEAL WITH IT ANYMORE
>>2154281oh god i cannot breathei dont even know who this guy is
>>2154274This is the worst hell.
>>2154296>tfw you don't give a shit and will not look at a single friendoff thing
>>2154301>tfw people dont lurk anymore
>>2154180hopefully, end of june, assuming I don't vanish off to Texas for the whole damned summer.>>2154267>tfw you haven't even started
>>2154229I do it because it's fun.
>>2154243Leth is just an all round nice guy who's been in MLPG for a LONG time. Despite everything he has never shit posted not once. if you can count on someone, its leth.
>Twilight is in a cave practicing new spells,>she hears something deeper in the cave,>she spots a cyclops and cycless mating,Where does it go from there?
>>2154243Supercomputer that pone is rendered on gained sentience.
>>2154315i know that feelit's just so hard to read fanfiction
>>2154267>that feel when you finally think of something really cool to write but know you can't bang it out in 4 daysFUCK
>>2154272No, I would consider that below average. Sorry.
>>2154319>if you can count on someone, its lethBut he's never actually, you know, done anything.
>>2154281the rules are simple - erase all the dialog and replace it with whatever sound their mouth-shape indicates.
>>2154319> Despite everything he has never shit posted not once....with his name. He hasn't shitposted once with his name on.His name, which I don't even know why he has.
>>2154343Leth once saved me from a burning building.
>>2154345my sides
>>2154315What are you doing down here in Texas?
>>2154343He saved me from THE BUS
>>2154351Don't be jealous of Leth's reputation, Nachos.
>>2154354I've never seen such bravery in all my life.
>>2154197>nachoes trying to stir shit over what's a contributer or not isn't going to drive me away>no seriously guys it's just one guyyou know you really are kinda annoyingi don't get why everyone likes you
>>2154343Leth cured my face cancer.
>>2154343Incorrect.He once snapped at at and filled me in as to what his life was like. Since then, I've sworn off getting mad at others for verbally attacking me and not giving a shit what they say. He did more for me than the past 6 months off the generals combined.
>>2154197Friend-off is the 30th, right? How does it work again?
>>2154370Nachos is mad jelly
Does Tess have a penis or a vagina?This is important.
>>2154370
>>2154343But I luffles Lethy-chan.
>>2154389Both
Would you a Lethsexually?
>>2154343he uhh makes new threads, and uhh used to post the link board before it was automated (i think) and uh always gave people good advice when they were starting, and now he gives thread reports which are useful to know when its safe to post. I honestly don't know why he has a name, but at least they aren't a full on attention whore, they don't shit up threads for the fun of it.
>>2154383>>2154366At least Nachos doesn't namefag anymore.That's one thing he has up on Leth
>>2154370It's not just one guy. I don't deny that.
>>2154343Shut up Nachos.
>>2154393>babbies_first_post_on_MLPG.gif
>>2154343>>2154351>>2154370>>2154405
>>2154197Capped!
>>2154197>blaming nachosHa ha. And people say you don't shitpost.
>>2154401Maybe. It would depend on the size of the Leth's penis
>>2154400>that wordshit status: desintegrated.
>>2154430Shut the fuck up Nachos, we know what you said
>>2154373Just make something, either a fanart based on a fanfic, of a fanfic based off a fanart, and submit it to mlpgeneralinf@gmail.com before the 30th.Simple as that!
>>2154424You are almost there anon.
>>2154430So transparent, Nachos.
>>2154427VERY high horsefucking levels?How do you reach VERY high on the Leth scale?
>>2154441does it have to be good?will i be a massive disappointment if I suck?
>>2154393>Leth_finally_snaps.gif
First they turned on the writefags.Now they're turning on the drawfags.They're beginning to turn on Leth.They'll turn on you, next, and there will be no one to protect you.
>>2154430There's that word again...
>>2153795>mfw that is my folder>it has grown 10gb since then
>>2154453Actual pictures of bestiality. Being posted in all seriousness. It was an odd day.
>>2154459OH MY WHERE TO RUN
>>2154463>hulk smash.png
>>2154448>>2154412>>2154383>>2154366NO.SERIOUSLY.GUYS.IT'S.JUST.ONE.GUY.
>>2154430
>>2154455You're on 4chan. Shit slurry is the norm. Just don't make our eyes bleed and it'll be in.
>>2154464>tfw I get off with the mini gifWell it was Rarity on my mind.
>>2154469Maybe not, but at least 3 of them is Nachos. I can smell the abused horses from here.
>>2154464... Was this ... archived?No, I don't want the horsefuckingI just want to see this is real.
>>2154455Nope! All that's asked is that you try your best, and you'll be featured with everything else that sent in.
>>2154478Post it? Horsefucking levels don't have to drop just yet...
>>2154143Because tired. And I still haven't started on certain projects I should be working on.God I hate myself.
>>2154464That takes me back.
>>2154495and what if you don't turn in anything at all
>>2154490It think it was in the thread before the previous one. It might still be live, if they haven't scrubbed it.
>>2154499NTSTS pls stop suffering
>>2154498Didnt save.
>>2154490I now fully understand what winking is after today.
>>2154509MT you're funny
>>2154503Then you get to enjoy looking at what was made!
>>2154506Not him.
>>2154469This is what whiteknights actually believe.
>>2154503...then you won't get posted.
>>2154517but my poor friend
>>2154459boobies to that
>>2154143Mood didn't take me today. Too busy fiddling with new toys and fantasizing about being Batman. Well, not being Batman, but being something like Batman.
>>2154506I'm not NTSTS
>>2154441Can we still have a partner? Me and The Bro have a thing going, even though it's way past registration. Do people vote on the best combos?If anyone remembers me, I've taken up doodling. I'm working on my first pic, y'all want sneak peek?
>>2154523It;'s hard to distinguish who is who when it comes to suffering.But pls stop suffering regardless. It's making me depressed as shit.
>>2154535Post it!
>>2154538His eye is blushing.
>>2154535HOLY FUCK, where have you been dude?
>>2154441Leth, are you in the friendoff? Or are you managing the whole thing? Where is all the content that is going to be made from the event going to be posted?
>>2154538Her blush is smeared...
>>2154538She stabbed him in the eye with her horn first.
>>2154550He's been busy not running Scootaloo Vampire quest.
i have come to a realization.fuck business classes and fuck online classes in general. i'm gonna just take English and Philosophy classes.also, going to finish shit within something like a reasonable time period.
>>2154538> Twilight takes great satisfaction in erotic asphyxiation / breath-play> Big Mac was all in for kissing but not the "dizzy game"That's what I get for looking at thumbnails first.
>>2154524Incidentally, and perhaps ironically, this whole thing started because of Aplblewm whiteknights only having a "he contributes, therefore his past attention whoring is pardoned" defense, but that's saying too much.
>>2154536Sorry man, just frustrated.I ask for requests, then finally get some and suddenly I can't write anything. It's real annoying.I'll try and keep it to myself.
>>2154573>>>/blog/
>>2154535Sure, you're welcome to enter together like that if you find someone else to work with. The partner thing was just to help give people some focus if they wanted it. I was surprised with how popular that option was, honestly.>>2154553I am freeroam, though I'll probably be doing a trade with someone.
What would a G4.5 be like?
>>2154499[spolier]SB?[/spoiler] pls cheer up!
>>2154589Back to pre G4
>>2154589G4 with more Cops.
>>2154585What about my second question?Where is all the content that is going to be made from the event going to be posted?
>>2154589CMC series
>>2154589>G4.5 will be pure anthro
>tfw I've barely started on my friend off thing>tfw I'm probably gonna procrastinate till the last minute>tfw nobody will read it anyway except the artist I'm paired withCould be worse.
>>2154579NO, don't keep it to yourself, but don't attention whore. It's all about temperance.Use your emotion, your inner demons if you will to write, but don't let them consume you. Talk to the people close to you, online and in real life. They are willing and eager to help you by listening and talking to you. There is no shame in it, and it can help you overall.
>>2154589I'm afraid G4.5 would try too hard to appeal to an older audience and try to recreate the same phenomenon that FiM has enjoyed. Sort of like the false rumor that went around concerning The Hub's stance on the Care Bear's re-launch and "belly-bros".
>>2154610>Implying G4 are not anthro ponies
>>2154612AJ?
>>2154615I wish I had people who were close to me.
>>2154589
>>2154633Nop, try again!
>>2154638>tfw
>>2154621I honestly wish the producers would just fully ignore the fandom, starting now.We liked this show in the first place, and it wasn't because of pandering.
>>2154601Oh, that hasn't been finalized yet. working on it though.
OH FUCK, ROYAL GUARDS ARE HERE, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO /co/
>>2154643>that little girl's faceNightmare fuel.
>>2154643Oh godI looked at this and something deep inside my skull ached.I think my brain's gonna pull a Jonathan LarsonWhat
>>2154648i wonder if the two or three little girls who like this show know about us.probably not. i hope not.
>>2154638Y'gotta let some people in for that, brudda.
http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/6P5GWRTVisual novel survey. Keep in mind only the first question is mandatory.
>>2154648It's too late. S3 is probably going to be wedding-tier.
>>2154638Just add me on Steam or Skype man, I'm here for everyone.
>>2154648Every time they get interviewed they seem to always point out that they're going to keep doing what they're doing and not fall in to fan pressure.Jayson and Meghan are most vocal about this, so I'm feeling good about it. They know it's important to communicate with fans, but not in a way that will get in the way of doing their job. They're not stupid.
>>2154550Posting as anon. I prefer not to name myself if I haven't been doing anything.>>2154569I've been planning it and almost ready to run. The main reason why I'm hesitant is because I didn't have many players and I'm not sure if the players are willing to do a full renegade run if they weren't there for the original. Still, if not, then even a good run can be different depending on how you all play. Maybe next Friday? Possibly sorta? Anyone who's interested can read the original quest here http://pastebin.com/VT1yYjUk. It was a little Halloween one-shot that ballooned into a full little adventure.Pic suggested by PQ and Jr. >that feel when you googled an actual horse ass to get the proportions right. This is a dark, dark road I'm heading down. Oh well, I'm having fun. If only the pen tool was easier to work with.
I think I'm gonna dig through the archives for that thing where you meet Rarity's parents again. I liked that thread.
>>2154672what's with all the surveys lately?and who are you?
Friendoff responses are due the thirtieth, right?Plenty of time to write up a little story.
>>2154660
we ded
>>2154672What are the chances of this visual novel actually getting made?
>>2154658>>2154707>not 5k
>>2154684I like when we do things like that. I think it's so easy because the characters personalities are so well established so you can really predict what and how situations would play out.Do you think they'll take advantage of this more in S3? A specific example would be maybe a Fluttershy episode that isn't just about her overcoming her shyness.
>>2154719OOH OOH, MAKE A POLL AND WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Which pony would you abuse with kindness?
>>2154723Why did you quote my post? What the fuck is wrong with you? Stay away from me!
...can we talk about going to a restaurant/family outing with Rarity and her parents while she tries to hide her shame?
MLPG very important question hereWho would in a raceRainbow Dash or Rincewind?
>>2154719slim. everyone wants it, but nobody wants to be the one to make it.
>>2154728I meant like, do you have artists sorted out? Writers? An engine?
>>2154716Being ded is illegal. Please report to the My Little Self-termination Camber immediately.
>>2154727What if in the Scootaloo ep they confirm her to be Cheerilee's sister?
>>2154727>Fluttershy episode that isn't just about her overcoming her shynessBut that's the only thing the writers know how to do with her.Anything else would take... thought.
>>2154707
>>2154684I liked the affectionate, non-tsundere Gilda with tattoos from this morning.
>>2154719>>2154740We're using Ren'Py and TAW and Aspirant willing to do something for it. Right now we're in the "pre-production" phase.
>>2154735Sanic
>>2154741
>>2154747Note: she's affectionate, but only to you - anyone else will still get mauled if they try giving her even an ounce of shit.
>>2154735>Rincewindi've been questing all day and shitwho is this 'Rincewind' ?
>>2154742Then I'll finally be able to a commission the three piece "CMC and their sisters sharing a cock" that I've been wanting to do for so long
>>2154741> we dedCan we try some > prostate stimulation ... For old time's sake?
>>2154735The Flash
>>2154733We've established how much fun Rarity's family would be.Here's the true question: How would you make her feel comfortable and alleviate her embarrassment?
>>2154756Do you even Wizzards?Do you even Discworld?
>>2154744
>>2154756Man, you have to read Color of Magic. It's requisite material for fantasy reading. namely it pokes holes and makes fun in all the right ways.
>>2154735Good question.
>>2154742That would be too weird at this point in the series since they've been on screen together and had lots of interaction and no mention of them being sisters.That would be like suddenly giving Twilight a brother that she never mentions until its episode appropriate.
>>2154756I think it's a Terry Pratchett character.But I'm having a hard time remembering.
>>2154765start farting uncontrollably to deflect attention to yourself
>>2154755Of course, that's what I meant. I wouldn't want it any other way.
>>2154770oh shit this actually exist?
>>2154772oh i get it because that actually happened
>>2154772>WHOOPS DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD.jpg
>>2154766>>2154769well i know what i'm doing now
>>2154772;_;
>>2154756Character from the Discworld series of books by Terry Pratchett. Useless wizard, forever winding up in terrible situations. Runs away at the first sign of danger, which given his luck is all the time.
>>2154765didn't we establish that too? drink with her dad and bitch about those bastard Dallas Cowboys, tolerate her mother's drunken attempts to hit on you, and play with Sweetie.
is it wrong to just want gilda to beat the shit out of you
>>2154800>play with SweetieWould she cry?
>>2154772Admit it....You're just upset because you thought you meant something to her. You thought she would at least tell you something so important. You love all of these ponies so much and you didn't even get invited to the wedding....
>>2154773That's not nice.
>>2154765Hold her hand under the table, and give it a reassuring squeeze whenever her dad starts talking about football or her mom starts telling us about the neighbor's son and whether or not he'd be a good match for her girlfriend's daughter, because the two have been sharing glances a few times, and they're just about to that age...
>>2154804depends on if you want her to >abuse you because you're into that sort of thing, or if you want her to actually beat the shit out of you
>>2154804No.
>>2154807some
>>2154804Yes.
>>2154804No that is perfectly normal
How dedicated are you to your pony waifu?
Anyways, it's my headcannon that Spitfire is Scootaloo's sister and this gives her relationship with Dash a new angle where Dash will pester to be around Scoots more to just hang out by proxy.
>>2154692Unofficial organizer for a visual novel that MLPG, sir. Ideas have been thrown around, and I've used Ren'Py before... so.Those other surveys were not mine; I just used the same site.>>2154719Once upon a time, a Daring Do Point 'n' Click game was planned here in MLPG. I was on the team. Eventually everyone stopped coming to weekly meetings.I think it was because either nobody took charge (IIRC the main guy had some IRL problems to fix and we never heard from him again) or I didn't code an engine, which would have made it easier and more motivational for the team to add content to.So, if the interest is there, I'll keep pushing.
>>2154807No. She'd laugh and run and jump and enjoy her life.
>>2154773Oh wow, I just got it.
>>2154807No, she would giggle because we would play patty-cake.
>>2154824Give me a hypothetical.
>>2154804Not at all!
>>2154812>>2154808Please stop, these feels are killing me slowly...
>>2154808I love all the little ponies.They're so colorful.
>>2154810>>2154830I am not a smart man. Mind explaining the joke to me?
>>2154759>rarity and sweetie belle giving you blowjob, occasionally kissing each other>a smirking applejack guides you into her sisteryes
>>2154808Its distasteful when they retcon characters in that are so closely tied to main characters.Especially when they mention they had in fact interacted while she was in Ponyville, they were just doing it "less and less" now.Her shit tier brother will appear in S3 and say "Twily" again.
>>2154838I thought Applejack fans were supposed to be the attractive ones.
>>2154842Lets say...Your waifu was going to die but you could take her place.
>Go to bed early>Just feel like sleeping>Wake up at midnight to the sound of the door closing.>Get some water, my brother is gone>"That's cool, he probably went out to party.">left his computer on.>Go to turn it off.>Oh god....on this computer.>He watched an MLP episode.>It was DragonshyIts happening MLPGwhat do
>>2154859I think you mean the cosplayers.
>>2154851>In December 2007, Pratchett publicly announced that he was suffering from early-onset Alzheimer's disease
>>2154859Only the girls anon.
>>2154861But she isn't real.
>>2154838>That guy on the rightWatch out, this guy's got major swag, we need some blingee up in this bitch.
>>2154859Only the female cosplayers.
>>2154807who, Sweetie or Rarity?nah, Sweetie wouldn't cry, but maybe Rarity would, watching the two of you play together, so happy that the man she loves gets along with her (in her opinion extremely weird) family.
>>2154873Its a hypothetical, just assume she is dork.
>>2154863Rape him.
>>2154863Does he know?
>>2154863It's too lateHe's probably a flutterfag even
>>2154827You know what I want? A VN with point and click sections a la. Phoenix Wright. Can RenPy do that?
>>2154863Ask him who his favorite pony is.
>>2154869And then he promptly forgot the whole mess!
>>2154838why would he tuck in that shirt? it only makes the fat look worse
>>2154863Change his background to black Twilight.
>>2154892Why not just wait for that investigations game Anon?
>>2154861Well, of course I'd die in her place. That's small time. Give me a hard one.
>>2154892No, I'm afraid it can't. Not easily or cleanly anyway.Filly steps.
>>2154906What if she WANTED to shit all over you.
>>2154813If it means being acknowledged by her, knowing that for one second, this woman's attention was on me, and me alone, I'd want her to kick my ass too.
>>2154896this. I'm doing this. Thank you.
>>2154889But Fluttershy is sweetest pony.That's not a bad thing.
>>2154813>>2154817>>2154819>>2154822>>2154843I'm so confusedand too drunk to thinkI'm just going to fap to the though of gilda beating me unconscious for the fifth time in the past three daysI blame that thread, it's awoken fetishes
>>2154882I cannot wait for Rarity quest.
>>2154869Aww, that was mean. Thanks for the explanation.
>>2154854> a smirking Applejack guides you into her sister... It's a tight wet juicy fit, god your cock teases her cervix just righ--NO NO NO NO BONER BAD BONERNO BISCUIT
>>2154827Didn't you get a script from Screenwriter Anon?
>>2154880i'm sure there's an unattractive female Applejack cosplayer around somewhere, but i've never seen her.
>>2154887does he know what?
my sister is moving out in a few days. now i can walk around naked and watch mlp on the big tv as loud as i want.
>>2154906You discover after many happy years together that your waifu was actually a changeling that had taken her place. You have never even met your actual waifu and the changeling offers to keep up the act. What do you do?
>>2154920Filly fucker, pls go.
>>2154922>anthroReported.
>>2154930I'd ask her to keep up "the act"Because, you knowThat's a long time and a lot of love, and maybe it'd be just as exciting to get to know her as not-quite-that-waifu
>>2154920I just imagined you starting to drool, leaning further and further toward your monitor, then suddenly recoiling and smacking yourself in the dick as you scream, "NO!" over and over again.
>>2154910Well, I'll be honest: I probably wouldn't enjoy it. And I'd probably say no...At first....But if it was clear that this was something that she REALLY wanted to do, I'd have to indulge her, even if it was really gross to me.
>>2154914Fluttershy is a disgusting slut
>>2154910>tfw you want your waifu to shit all over you
>>2154944That's inaccurateBut you know whatI wouldn't put it past me
>>2154927That you watch MLP.
>>2154946You hesitated Anon. Gotta work on that.But I'd say you're pretty dedicated.
>>2154934Its "filly fiddler" 2Ufgt
>>2154930I would do everything I could to rescue the real Pinkie.If she was already dead, I don't think I could ever forgive the changeling.
>>2154921If I did, I didn't see it. So far we have gotten Aspirant and/or TAW to write some scripts.
>>2154958He knows that I've seen it but not that I'm obsessed with it. no one i know knows. The rare instance He sees me drawing ponies I say its for boredom or money
>>2154916>you pass out from the pain>you wake up cuddled up to Gilda, holding you to her tightly and running her fingers through your hair
>>2154952Faceless, pls go.
>>2154948Why would you say such things, anonymous?She's very fragile.
>>2154973Mito, pls go.
>>2154971>on the rare occasion he sees me drawing poniesIt's a rare occasion when ANYONE sees you drawing ponies.
>>2154905>Oh hey, I wonder how that awesome-looking game Candybag was working on is going?>Fimfiction thread last replied to at the end of last year, and all the neat character sprites are 404'dGoddamnit. I was looking forward to seeing that.
>>2154981>>2154973Guys plz b nice
>>2154983s shut up
>>2154942What if all of your love eventually managed to make the free drone turn into a queen? Would you help her keep up the act while helping her build a small hive in your basement?>>2154967 doesn't have to reply. We all know his answer already.
>>2154976Hopefully she kills herself.
>>2154989Leth, pls stay.
>>2154976I'm only telling the truth. Look at this filthy whore.
>>2154969if you're actually trying to get this off the ground, i've done more than a few scripts. i'll help.
waitklondike draws?
>>2154984http://www.equestriandreamers.com/I just hope they put in some OBJECTION
>>2154995I can tell her the best way to do it...
>>2155006No, he streams movies or something.
>>2154971You should watch Dog and Pony Show with him
>>2154847>you play on the lawn with Sweetie and the neighborhood kids at the Belle Family's Memorial Day Barbecue, while Rarity watches you, trying to hide a smile, and failing miserably
>>2154984I'll ask him about it when he shows up on Hat Fortress. You can also ask Pacce, and I think Klondike was also working on it.
>>2154930Obviously I'd be a fair bit hurt that she lied to me for so long, but...I'd still try and love her.
>>2154998Lovely compliment sort of, but no.
>>2154972Ahhh, that would make it all worth itthe pain and sufferingwhy does gilda not exist in real lifeonly relationships I've been in that involved beatings were with men and that time was just asbergers
>>2155006thats just a rumour.
>>2155006>>2155016I should
>>2154993Are you the same one who posited this hypothetical scenario to me before and I ended up as king of the changelings with her and we ushered in a new era of peace & harmony with the ponies and everything turned out okay except mai beloved Pinku was still dead? ;_;
>Look at survey>What artstyle?>I think RenPy only supports bitmaps.Yeah, you're correct, I mean... a rendered and resized vector. From a style standpoint, rather than technical.Picture related.
>>2155003She'd be far too shy and modest to be a whore.>>2154995anonymous pls
>>2154990No, I mean like, cause you draw Diamond Dogs and shit.
>>2155022Thanks Anon.Oh, I hadn't noticed Klondork was in the thread when I made that post. >>2155033You know anything about the status of that project, Klondike?
>>2155042>mfw your post
>>2153789>heterodashshipping
KA-ZOOYAH MI-SHEEMA!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jnrRlpCF8c
>>2155004That'd be fantastic. Do you have a FiMFiction account?
>>2154993Goddamnit, this is going to be Saya No Uta all over again, isn't it?
>>2155042You'd be surprised how many socially retarded whores there are out there.
>>2155034I played a part in that and have run that "king of the changelings" scenario for others, but someone else started it.
>>2155073Is...Is that bacon?
>>2155058anonymouspls
>>2155006So, uh, who is this Klondike guy(girl?) because he SEEMS kind of important...
http://cuntbarf.tumblr.com/post/14483892353/
>>2155074No idea. I've never played that game. You haven't answer the question.
>>2155027>you will never throw Gilda around as she punches you just hard enough to make it hurt, but not enough to break anything>you will never pick her up and powerbomb her onto the bed before diving onto her and getting your world rocked>you will never wake up the next morning curled up with her, your nose in her hair>she smells like cigarettes, but you don't really mind, somehow.
>>2154976Yeah! Take that back anonymous! She's not disgusting! just not pretty
>>2155088pls wat?
>>2155084...Probably.
>>2155049YESI GET IT>>2155053actually I don't consider myself on the project anymore since I took so long to even get a single picture done and even that. At the moment I was just too busy aside from an occasional anon request. I don't know the status of the project but the project seems like a great cause. Way better then that brony one that probably has a bunch of stupid references and stuff.>>2155091Some furfag
>>2155094>that feel when I'm starting to feel againNO...NO!
>>2155021>Rarity's dad and uncle approach you, deadly serious and holding a football>"alright, kid, you wanna be part of this family? throw a spiral.">if you can throw a spiral, you grab it and throw a perfect spiral through a tire swinging from a tree>the two of them drag you over to Rarity and tell her that she'd better marry you "cause we fuckin' love this kid!"OR>if you can't throw a spiral, you attempt to throw it from the tire but it goes wide and thumps against the side of Rarity's uncle's truck>her dad hands you a beer and says "fuck it, close enough"
>>2155094Eww gross, I'm not going to fuck a griffon.
>>2155082Well, she could only be forgiven for killing Pinkie by helping to rescue all of Equestria with me.And I still don't know how I'd feel in the end.
>>2155099pls
>>2155091As far as I know he does the diamond dogs tumblr and a little bit of other drawing.
>>2155041Yeah, still, do we have anyone in MLPG who can do good looking vector style pictures?Now that Fluffy is gone ;_;
>>2155094>she put cigarettes out on you while you were asleep unconscious.
>>2155111Like you have a choice.
CAUSE THEY'RE IN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
>>2155092Why would you even do that
>>2155121Why are they flying?
>>2155112But she didn't kill Pinkie. Pinkie died of natural causes in the hive.
>>2155073nope but shoot me an email
>>2155114tfw i used to be that guy that drew cute chubby Gilda
>>2155121No...please...just leave.
>>2155094no damn itI don't want to imagine late nights filled with whiskey and tom waits and gilda's feathersI don't want to imagine the bruises I'd sustain over memorial day weekendI don't want to imagine laying on the couch with a heavy, muscled griffon in my arms watching Breaking Badbut I can't help itI really hoe it's just the alcohol because I'm sobbing for real right now
>>2155136So your bro is out? WELL TIME TO PLUG IN THAT TABLET FAG
>>2155121Ross.Moar AJ.
>twf no blockshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhQhH2VJfw0
>>2155092
>>2155093Not the Anon you've been going back and forth with, but......Probably? I don't think I could help her if it meant bringing harm to the other ponies; no good relationship'd involve sacrificing my values. If it could be done without that, then without a doubt.
>>2155120
>>2155092This is art.>>2deep>>4u
>>2155131"Natural causes"???In the hive?I assume she was under mind control and got all the life sucked out of her, right?
>>2155136Draw more of that...a pov pic with her putting out a cig on the viewer. Please?
>>2155021>>2155110>Rarity's mom calls everyone for dinner once her dad and uncle have finished grilling up the victuals.>Sweetie tears into her hamburger with gusto, while Rarity tries to find a dignified way to eat a grilled bratwurst.
>>2155153>2 dead for deadSounds about right
>>2155103Ah well, thanks for the response. I'll keep an eye out for the other players and give them a boop when I see them next, then.
we >>2
>>2155131Horse AIDS is not considered natural cause, anon.
>>2155133Will do.
>>2155149She'd just spawn one or two minions to help around the house. You make enough love for all of them to get by, but just barely.>>2155156Nope. Sugar withdrawal.
>>2155118Well, I give her hickeys while SHE'S out - it's only fair...
>>2155129>>2155121
>>2155164Awwww....I want to see Sweetie violently attacking a hamburger the size of her head.
>>2155121plz go
Does Pinkie have reverse diabeetus
>>2155151Just because she's affectionate towards you doesn't mean she isn't the man in the relationship.
>>21551421. Its 1 in the fucking morning. 2. He took it.3. I now have 45 dollars so I might be able to buy my own soon.
>>2155151
>>2155158I really want this.
>>2155121PFFFHHAHAHAHRoss, draw fat pinkie crushing Gilda just by sitting on her.
sweetie belle has a pretty nice butt
>implying pinkie isn't a preteen girl now
>>2155209>female >man in the relationshipBtw check out my captcha
>>2155210>I might be able to buy my own soon.Great news faget! Are you going to sell that iPad?
Well, MLP didn't win the Leo Award for Best Direction, but they're still up for Best Sound tonight and Best Program tomorrow night.
>>2155219Ross - I've said it before - if you wanna draw it, just draw it. Samefagging your own requests is kind of sad.
>>2155235fuck you, this is my fetish
>>2155255LOL SHUT UP ROSS XDD
>>2155255>someone wants Ross to draw something>it must be ross
>>2155209>man in the relationship>rape
>>2155209she's the man in her relationship with YOU. but not in the two or three relationships she has with your friends that she makes no effort to hide from you.
>>2155185>Sugar withdrawalFuck, that's even worse. I'm just imagining her, sitting in a dark corner, covered in slime, her eyes wild and her hair straight, violently shivering.... She's waiting for me to rescue her. And the wedding she won't make, I'll end up marrying a fake!Then she dies, alone, cold, and delirious in a puddle of slime and her own foaming saliva.No. I don't think I could forgive the changeling.
>>2155256Oh.Sorry for ruining your fun, Anon.
>>2155236Nah. I decided I better use this opportunity to get into and explore the new land of the tablet. Probably create some stuff and maybe make my own app soon. Selling it would make me lose that opportunity also I've grown found of it. But it never leaves the house.
>>2155261>>2155267and then ross defended ross
>>2155269We are not going down this road again.
>>2155261>Maybe writing it in caps and throwing in an "XDD" will somehow create brilliant satire against something that bothers me more than it should
>>2155275fond
>>2155261It IS shitposting, even if you're being ironic
>>2155270Haven't you read the posts at all? You and Pinkie Pie have never met before. She doesn't even know you exist.
>>2155275faggot
>>2155229I would comfort Pinkie.
>>2155185Ah, then certainly! But do they have to be servants, though? Is it possible that we raise a new changeling together and prepare her for the world, in the hope that when she finally leaves us she can find someone that truly loves her just as my waifu did, without the need to take someone's place?
>>2155277>two consecutive posts that aren't even a minute away from one another in post time>both of them must be Ross
>>2155267>>2155277And the best part is, Ross - nobody puts it past you to do it. We know your ego is as bloated as the shit you draw.
>>2155270I want to write a story about or sugar-dealing pinkie pie in the big city
>>2155304Requesting pinkie with drills
>>2155297Well, she's been waiting for SOMEONE to rescue her! And letting her die in such a horrible way... I know I probably couldn't handle it.
>>2155279>the road cannot be un-gone downSHE'S FUCKING YOUR BEST FRIEND, BROAND SHE WANTS YOU TO KNOW ABOUT IT
Guys If hating Ross encourages him to make new art...what happens if we start liking his art?
>>2155304Why did that make me imagine Pinkie as Washu?You will never be Tenchi
>>2155275I see, well you better get that new tablet soon.
>>2155320>murder.jpg
>>2155322>THEY CALL ME LITTLE WASHUUUUUU
>>2155273you didn't do shit, you stupid, autistic asshole. Die in a fire.
>>2155321He draws decent shit.
>>2155321Nothing at all
>>2155338No
Oh dear god.http://jryvn.deviantart.com/
>>2155200>Sweetie loads her hamburger up>Just like her dad>Rarity and her mother sigh at them>at the same time
Would you cuddle with a stallion, their head resting gently between your breasts?
>>2155306It goes against the Queen's every instinct, but she can try for you if that is what you really want. It would probably make more sense her it to make up its own identity instead of going out in its birthday suit. There is also no guarantee that it won't fall back on its instincts if it ever becomes a Queen.
who ROSS here?
>>2155339>mareless.com
>>2155339>that imagehah>that posthahno
>>2155338Your fetishes are terrible and you should feel terrible.
>>2155321He will only go away if we don't acknowledge his very existence, he takes pride in his art being picked out as his the most
>>2155348Why am I imagining Rarity and her mom going "HRRRMMMM!" like Marge Simpson?
>>2155347
>>2155358Everyone here is Ross.Even you.
>>2155346fuk u
>>2154804I'd rather have the beatings be mutual
>>2155339Those tabs were a clever touch.
We up for some QUALITY now?
>>2155372Which one of us is Lauren Faust
D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>2155374You would fuck me?Where?
>>2155347I see no problems here
>>2155353Yes. I bet ponies would love human breasts.
>>2155381HAHHAAHAH GOD FUCKING FUCK
>>2155388this fanon is stupid
>>2155381>thought the thumbnail was AJ is giant tits
>>2155367because you're wrong. i don't want to hear that. I DON'T WANT THIS.
>>2155381GOMU GOMU NO GIANT PISTOL
>>2155392I'm too drunk to be gay right nowcheck back in the morning and I'd be happy to give you the dick
>>2155402NO, YOU ARE STUPID, YOU'RE COMMENT IS STUPID, EVERTTHING YOU DO IS STOOPID, YOU RUIN EVERYTHING YOUU DO
>>2155402But it's the only fanon I like
>>2155381perspective is TOO forced!
>>2155381Is that supposed to be representing depth, huge ass deformed hooves or fucking retarded titty legs?
>>2155385okay you've got mei'm lauren faust
>>2155422all i see are titty legs.
>>2155419What?
>>2155320I told you already what I'd do in that sitch' and you were like "YOU BOTH AGREED TO IT BECAUSE FETISH"I've really taken to the Gilda who loves her little dweeb, and anyone who even looks at me wrong will get a cigarette put out in their eye. I don't like this cuckolding fetish. ._.
>>2155410But applejack is ded
>>2155121Oh wow, that is some fucked anatomy on the DD.
>>2155425Post a picture of your hair pls
>>2155425the hell you are!
>>2155406>That feel when I always hated Fluffy ponies, even when it was FLUFFY that drew her.
>>2155435Well no shit>Ross
>>2155419Genuinely caring for a creature is hugboxing to them?
>>2155425
>>2155402Cry about it.
>>2155437I'M SPARTACUS
>>2155422>>2155403>>2155427Funny you should say that...
>>2155443Hahahaha
>>2155405You know, if Rarity keeps smoking so much, she's going to have a voice like Marge in a few years.Are your ears prepared?
all these fluffy ponies look like art-anonis he part of the piss now or something
>>2155438But it was Sweetie Belle
>>2155450HAHHAHAHHAHA WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK
>>2155460Nah. Just shitty edits of his art.
>>2155458>you will never be horrified by Rarity's ponystoma
>>2155450This is why I like you MLPG
>>2155460The people in the fluffy pony generals tell any artists they find to copy Art-Anon.
>>2155460No, the ones making those specifically commanded any new "artist" to make it as close to Art-anon's style once they ran out of photoshopped versions of his work.
>>2155468it never gets any better
>>2155441Just ignore the Fluffy pony pictures. Everyone else ignores their thread.>>2155460He came by and publicly disavowed any relation with fluffy pony artwork. Everything after the original can be considered pale imitations.
>>2155448Bitch, please...
>>2155465 that explains a fucking lot
>>215545011/10
>>2155450
>>2155450>>2155502
>>2155485>>2155482>>2155481>>2155471this is both horrifying and a reliefalso did AB ever finish that shota spike picture? I haven't been around all week.
>>2155430MAYBE YOU DON'T LIKE IT, BROTHERJACKDUDE, BUT GILDA DOESbut she does love her dweeb, she just wishes you were more aggressive and this is the only way she can figure to try and force it out of you.
>>2155512AB is no longer with us
>that feel when you realize that there's probably some non-trivial percentage of fluffy pony thread inhabitants that have no interest in the show
>>2155512AB's gone
>>2155354Yeah, thinking it through, as much as I'd like to raise a child with her, that'd probably be a bad idea. There'd be so much that could go wrong, and the changeling'd be more or less alone in the world, despite our support. It'd probably be hard on the queen, too. Servants manning the basementhive it is.
>>2155508Fuck yeah fsjal.
>>2155512>ABThat name is forbidden around these parts...
>>2155406I was told this is run by the guy who used to do Sweetiescat - which would be Gavalanche, if I remember correctly.Why does it not surprise me he'd latch on to this?
>>2155513I'd be willing to go a few rounds with Gilda. If you know what I mean
>>2155512AB will not be returning to MLPG and Steam. Ever. He's a confirmed pedo who got caught streaming CP, so he's been banished.
>>2155512>some cry
>>2155534I just don't understand
oh this is cuteAre we being "raided?"
>>215553410/10
>>2155513>tfw I felt like Gilda would have been proud of me for fighting with the customer service people to get my internet fixedGilda if I try hard enough will you become real please
>>2155543>few weep
>>2155556Is that seriously supposed to be Kanji?
>>2155513>tell you I'd man up>NO THAT'S WRONG>Tell you I don't like cuckolding>SHE JUST WANTS YOU TO MAN UPSTOP SENDING ME MIXED MESSAGES SNARKI DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
>>2155560shut up pacce and/or roogna
>>2155521>>2155523>>2155531>>2155542>>2155543I swear to god, miss one fucking day and shit goes to helljesus
>>2155557it's just the usual guy showing us what new pictures he's found on ponibooru
>>2155533After calling the episodes a "distraccion", I can't give a fuck about what he does.
>The fluffy pone spammer(s)
>>2155512Uhhh.....
>>2155560You know what she'd like?If you got a tattoo of her name.
>>2155589Just filter fluffy filename.
>>2155557>Calling image spam a raid, even ironically
>>2155585Gavalanche said that? What got him to cling tot he show, then? the fanbase?
>>2155575>he thinks I'm an old name/tripfagdoushioI didn't even like Gilda until a couple of days agothen I fell in love
>>2155572>plenty smile
>>2155594Gat damnit GG QUIT DRAWIN YER GIRL CARTOONS AND GET ME MAH MONEH
>>2155594HAHAHAHAHAHA10/10
>>2155594Whats a jenny?
>>2155594>some brayI shouldn't laugh, but
>>2155524It could always stay in town so the two of you could keep an eye on it. You two playing the roll of parents could bring in a bit of extra love once it is "old enough" to get into a serious relationship.
>>2155400Would you let him give your nipples a little lick?
>>2155573Yes.
>>2155589It took me a long time to realize that there was a baby in there.
>>2155594
>>2155610I didn't love her until this morning.Because people didn't try to make her tsundere for once.
why did bronies latch to thisseriouslywhats the appeal
Is MSPA down?
>>2155594ahahahah what the fuck
>>2155635unf
>>2155623jenny is a female donkey, like a jack is a male one
>>2155611>A lot smirk
>>2155574IF YOU NEED SOME GUY ON THE INTERNET TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY EXPECT GILDA TO LOVE YOU BRO
>>2155611>4 y.o. filly gets cuddled (plenty smile)
>>2155594>some braygod damn it
>>2155639Gavalanche loves to ruin shit for everyone.
>>2155658That reminds me..
>>2155639>implying they even know that there's a show>implying they even care that they're ponies>implying they do anything other than post in fluffy pony threads
>>2155594>some brayBAHAHAHAHAgod dammit, ya got me
>>2155632>Teddie>Yosuke>Kanji>Naota>FUCKIN YUThe rest are horrible too but those made me urgggggnnnnnnnnn
>>2155637every time I close my eyes I can see her looking at me with a mixture of disappointment and concerngilda I am trying harder than evereverything will be okay soon
>>2155609I remember someone linking that from his tumblr page. I will admit, I got mad as hell.
>>2155676KLONDIKEhi
>>2155594>some bray
>>2155594 I feel for AB and which he could get away from the mistake he made.... But that's just funny
>prequel will never update
>>2155657I swear to God I will rearrange your teeth with a tire-iron.
>>2155671>tfw the General is worse than hell
>>2155686Hi steam chat
>>2155689>steam
>>2155690only pedophiles and manic depressives like that
>>2155709Is it that time again?
>>2155704You must have missed the last two nights.
>>2155709Is there a way to install Steam and get the chat on another computer?
>>Cheerilee secretly being Scootaloo's big sister.I almost want this. But I can think of no reason why Scootaloo should be ashamed of that. Hmm. What if Scootaloo's parents were both earth ponies? And so was her sister? So there was no one there to teach her to fly? And no one to take her to Flight Camp?Rainbow and Scootaloo episode! It's too predictable though...
Which pone has the wiggliest butt?
>>2155690Nah, he had finals week and then sick, so it's on a minor hiatus.
>>2155687what are you doingthis isn't a pony
>>2155717I see >>2155729
>>2155725SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE SWEETIE BELLE
>>2155740Hah
>>2155729>minor hiatusthat's what the Beatles saidand then BAM, Dead the lot of 'em
>>2155736i knowbut im pretending its sweetie belle and scootaloo
>>2155689Same here, people can change and he knew what he was doing was wrong.
The best part of those threads is they claim to encourage experimentation and trying new things -- and yet if it isn't gore and abuse, you're either ignored, or they call you a pedophile "luv-faggot" and chase you out of the thread and then your story is rewritten into abuse and gore so they can circlejerk over it.Also they love the word "buttmad." And they get REALLY bent out of shape if you write anything other than the way they do it.
>>2155725Really?
>>2155722You could probably link computers
>>2155724Shut up. That's a stupid idea.
>>2155740...So which am I?
>>2155724RS called me out on such a story and said it was too lame, to keep it simple. I think the main impediment is that flight isn't so necessary for her. Her friends are earth and unicorn ponies, so she has to be more capable of getting around on the ground.If Scootaloo went to flight camp, they'd probably think she's some kind of savage or something for being so used to the gorund and less acclimated to clouds.
>>2155747pffffffffttttttHOLY FUCK I'M DYING OVER HERE
>>2155763>not being able to tell
>>2155761It really is. I'm just starved for some Scootaloo canon.
>>2155775Hey, I know which it is, I'm just wondering what he thinks.
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>>2155771>Nathan in the windowevery time
>>2155585Found it, if anyone cares.http://gavalanche-presents.tumblr.com/post/21622393413/pony-season-2-5
>>2155724then make a Scoots/Yellowquiet episode.
>>2155754
>>2155776I still like the Big Crazy Mexican Family headcanon. I know they'll never do it, but I'm almost hoping they never introduce her family so I can keep thinking it.
>>2155780Both nah, manic depressive
I think it's time we posted some ponies.
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>>2155782Oh boy here we go
>>2155796I think it's time we posted a lot of ponies.
>>2155789now that I think about it......Would Blueblood marry Twilight? I mean she's technically royalty now
ITS SUMMERTIME AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
>>2155806Iron Dash pls go
>>2155789>>2155798Every time
>>2155796Interesting proposal
>>2155782Stop spamming faggot.
>>2155795Depressive, but not manic. I think.
>>2155796I hate ponies
>>2155787Eh. That's really as bad as all that. I get what he means.An unfortunate word choice is all that is.
>>2155809Nah she is a lowborn anyway.
>>2155793We should really do more of that.
>>2155810GONNA HEAD DOWN TO THE BEACHGONNA DO SOME BEACHY THINGS
>>2155816I'm not spamming faggotGET IT BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T USE A COMMA HEUEEHEHUEUHUEHUEUH
>>2155825>That gang greengang member
>>2155772That's a refreshing opinion/idea on the subject.I was going to say something more about "what could the lesson possibly be?" but eh. This is for a story not an episode.
>>2155796
>>2155793>but I'm almost hoping they never introduce her family so I can keep thinking it.>but I'm almost hoping they never introduce her family so I can keep thinking it.>but I'm almost hoping they never introduce her family so I can keep thinking it.>but I'm almost hoping they never introduce her family so I can keep thinking it.>but I'm almost hoping they never introduce her family so I can keep thinking it.>but I'm almost hoping they never introduce her family so I can keep thinking it.we are the broneiswe hare the broneis we are the bronies we are the bronieswe aaretehbronies
>>2155796ponies? in a pony thread? you mad crazy fool, you.
>>2155825is that the guy from the gangreen gang?
>>2155796indeed, it's time.
>>2155810PINK TIME!
>>2155825Well, I don't have any of that.Will Rumblescoot/Rubmletwins do it?
>>2155853
>>2155857Sure, but I already got that one.
>People is screencapping this shit right now
>lose boris>stepan is hysteric>get cut off from squad>find them>stepan is missing>they lost him>pang of actual regret and sadnessI'm starting to think Metro is better than STALKER.
>>2155849IT'S JUST CRAZY ENOUGH TO WORK
>>2155869I don't know what you mean
>>2155821
>>2155793Scootaloo is such a little Mexican kid. They kick her out of the house and don't want her back until evening. My Mexicans neighbors do that to all their kids. Even the five year old.
>>2155869Careful, they might screencap your horrible grammar.
>>2155679>"Hey baby - give us a light.">you and Gilda sit on the roof of your apartment building, having a cigarette and enjoying the evening cool.>she tosses her butt over the edge when she's done with it, then scoots closer on the bench, nuzzling up to you>"I love you," you say to her.>"I know.">she cuddles closer to you.
>implying
>>2155888But I doesn't have bad grammar, what are you talking about
>>2155874STALKER and Metro and like apple pie and apple cobbler. Simillar, but different enough that it isn't quite right to compare them.
>>2155441"hugbox" is what they label any fluffy pony story that doesn't involve abuse.>>2155750I have never seen any group get as easily butthurt as the current fluffy pony crowd. They do encourage variety and creativity (because even they're starting to understand that constantly abusing helpless fictional creatures is boring), it never happens because there's no longer an audience for anything besides torture porn circlejerk. And yes, they will rewrite greentexts to suit their own tastes, especially if for some reason a fluffy pony comes out "on top" of its owner. That, along with their rabid defense of their threads, makes me think that their love of abuse actually stems from deep-seated insecurity.Pic related for rewritten greentext.
>>2155806What about ponae?
>>2155796HARD MODE: No Fanarts
>>2155882I do.
>>2155840So you want to make a story about Scootaloo's family?If you need names, you can cheat and use this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_horse_breeds.Any more ideas you can throw our way.
>>2155888Me not noticing nothing badly.
>>2155895>Anthro Abominations
>>2155895...Why does it taper so much from the front half?Shouldnt it get wider going towards the base?
How much you want to bet that very little continuation from events of Season 1/2 will actually be brought up in Season 3?
>>2155895
>>2155906
>>2155899My issue with STALKER was that I have always had a problem getting properly immersed in a game. I don't know if it's just my poor hardware or I'm just not autistic enough, but it was enough to put a damper on my STALKER experience. Metro has been awesome so far.lolofftopic.
>>2155922What kind of reaction is that?
>>2155923sweetie has a nice butt
>>2155902This makes me rage so hard.Ever wish you could hate a group of people to death? This is it.
>>2155882>OS X>>2155908>Windows 7Sure is nonfree in here.
>>2155931An appropriate one
>>2155902>That is an edit of some throwaway greentext I wrote god knows how long agoWow. I'm filled with surprise and disappointment.
>>2155929I had the exact opposite problem. That's strange.
>>2155902>SardonicallyI don't think that person even knows what the word means.Honestly, the whole thread's dynamic is like watching a bunch of 11-year old boys pretending they've hit puberty.
>>2155902Welp. Would it kill them to actually try something different for once? Holy shit. I heard they even have some proper artists, and they keep telling them to copy Art Anon's style for some reason.
>>2155947I have both OS X and Windows 7 on my computer
>>2155923
>>2155963>Still not free
COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!
>>2155353>a woman goes to Ponyville>Pinkie Pie won't stop poking her breasts and saying "boop!" each time she does it
>>2155898He still do pony art?
>>2155910>Horse breeds>not coming up with puns and wordplay based on their talents>Scootaloo has a cousin who sells Elote>another one fixes carriages>a few of them just hang around outside the hardware store
>>2155950I don't know, I just can't get immersed to the point I feel an attachment to the stalkerbros I run into. I don't know if CoP is just a bit lacking in that department, as I haven't gotten that far in SoC (also forgot to save my savefile in the move to new-ish PC) or what, but I've just enjoyed Metro just that bit more.
>>2155972What if I stole both of them?
>>2155954>>2155955I wish we could like get someone to raid them or something, hunt them down and kill them, etc.I wish we could do something.Fluffy pony abuse and it's culture make my rage white hot.
>pnoko ope
>>2155975
>>2155975how could i resist thanks smile!
>>2155975>you will never be as close to Twilight as Spike is
>>2155963How horrifying.
Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?
>>2155986we sent nyx spammer there oncethey enjoyed it
>>2155975No more smiles.
>>2155955That's fucking hilarious.
>>2155977>until after about the fourth time>the smile fades>she grabs her hoof midair>"Don't."And pinkie never made her smile again
>>2155995>Twilight isn't looking where she is sitting and sits on Spike>His spines get stuck in her marshmallow body
>>2156001Braeburn
>>2156002>sent do you think you own me
>>2156001WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD
>>2155975>Not pink poneBLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
>>2155906>implying this isn't the cute Twilight pic there is
>>2155997MY SIDES
>>2155890>you yawn and lay down>she puts your head in her lap and strokes your hair absently as the two of you watch the sun disappear behind the buildings
>>2156005>she holds a grudge against Pinkie Pie for the rest of her life>Pinkie Pie can't understand what is wrong
>>2156017finewe requested you to, and you still went
>>2155986I believe someone tried to bring back the "cute" fluffy greentexts, but that did shit.
>>2156020I've got a new one >>2155975
Which pone would you not hug
>>2155985>Lacking the basic freedoms of free sofware
>>2155997
>>2156039Fluttershy.
>>2156034i...i wouldn't mind if you owned me
>>2155890>>2156026Gilda strikes me as the type who would never say "I love you."Because she doesn't think she has to. You know she loves you, don't you, dweeb?
>>2156041>tfw freedom isn't free
>>2156050>Murrika
>>2155751You call that a wiggly butt?
>>2156018>>>/reddit/
>>2156036Nah, the first one is cuter.
>>2155949Take special notice of how all traces of humor and entertainment value have been sucked from it.>>2155955The "reason" given is that Art-anon's fluffy ponies have "just the right level of retardation" that "makes you want to punch their faces in".And whoever was talking about them not watching the show is probably onto something. I saw them arguing about how fluffy pony hooves should be depicted a few weeks back. Never once did "because that's how they look on the show" enter the discussion.
>>2155906does this count?
>>2156058>you will never slap piggy pie's jiggly butt
>>2156035Someone with some kind of dedication and autism should go and rewrite all their new oc into cute stories and spam them with it.Fucking retarded teenagers.
>>2156069I WAS TALKING ABOUT ME
>>2156027That sounds like a woman.
>>2156044
>>2156057>yurop>tfw went to see avengers today and people clapped when the movie ended
>>2156078No, it's shit
>>2155955But... if they started reading all those pedopops hugbox faggot stories... then... then everyone would think they were gay! And they're NOT gay! They're MANLY! They'll fuck a girl RIGHT in her clit!
>>2156047Even if we kept you tied up out back and made you stop spamming us?
>>2156044I used to wonder what freedom could be.
>>2156049daww
>>2156063>not knowing the origin of every single copypasta
WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA TIME FOR EATEN PONIES
>>2156080I am NOT rewriting 60 pages of abuse into cute for the sake of "fixing" one story. I don't have the strength.
>>2156074>carebearsAw come on. I guess I'm glad they didn't clong to mine, but poor Art-Anon.
>>2156100if...if that's what would make you happy...
>>2156074They're not even >fans of the fandom, they just don't want to go back to gurochan
>>2155626That's what I'd had in mind; raise her with our own love through school and the life experiences needed for her to be able to function out in Equestrian society, and stay close by until the she'd found and was clearly settled with someone.There's three big problems, to me: she'll have to go to school and interact with other ponies if she's to fit in. Any mistake she makes might give us away, and I wouldn't want anything to happen to her. A normal changeling hive might be big enough that it can just throw more changelings at any situation, and one getting squished'd be nothing, but I'd be crushed if I lost her, and we'd be in big trouble if ponies found out about us. Although I suppose that isn't that big a deal, provided she wasn't harmed, we could always flee and find a new life elsewhere.The second issue'd actually finding someone for her to spend her life with: finding someone who'll love her and not be offput by her being a changeling will be difficult, and if I die before she manages to settle down both she and my queen will be forced back to taking advantage of ponies. And finally, there's the issue of whether she'll even be willing to go through with this strange life over the standard changeling methods; she'll be all alone with a lot of her problems beside us two, and she'll have no-one her age who can relate to a lot of her problems. It'd take a strong character to carry through despite that and against her instincts, and it might be a hard life. So yeah, without the queen's desire to go through with it, it's probably not a good idea.Besides, there's always adoption.Sorry for the delay, doing other things.
>>2156074Well, not surprising that they don't watch the show. I think that most, if not all the posters on those threads come from ponychan's /ef/ board.
>>2156112>clongcling clang clong
>>2156120
>you will never watch a slice-of-life episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic featuring Princess Celestia and Princess Luna's daily lives in Canterlot
>>2156047Can you go spam the fluffy fags in a way they WONT like it?
>>2156135Clickety-clack down the track
>>2156143>There will never be a villan voiced by Weird Al
>>2155902I considered drawing a fluffy pony thing that was cute and nice and focused on the innocence and sweetness of the fluffy ponies instead of their murder and torture, just as a sort of reversion, a revisitation of originAnd maybe in the back of my head I thought, however briefly, that it might mark a return to form, maybe shake off some of this shitBut I just know it would never even get throughAnd at most, they'd just edit it
>>2156152I find that impossible.
>>2156143Because there is no moral lesson at the end of that. And therefore no faux educational value.
>>2156154IT'S LOTS AND LOTS OF PONES
guysguyshold the fuck upwhat if we clogged up the fluffy threads with adorable pictures of fluffy pony and greentexts of the owner taking good care of their fluffy ponies, or even going as far as bringing back Fluffy Pony, and her adventures being a more fluffy but otherwise regular pony, like being a pillow for sleepy pone
>>2156158Horse porn.
>>2156157hey GG, what color(s) is your cyclops?
>>2156160>Implying every episode of S2 had a moral
>>2156165What if your idea orbits my butt?
>>2156157an admirable thought, but those fucks would just ruin it.fluffy pone is dead.
>>2156156I still want Pinkie Pie to have Weird Al as an uncle.
>>2156157>at mostAnd at least. And that's the problem. Just let it burn, man.
>>2156165Go here>>2156157They'd just edit it. Best to kick off the burning raft before it gets us too.
>>2156165>They bitch and moan while it's going on>Call us fags or something>The moment we stop, everything goes back to how it was
>>2156160Maybe the moral could be that relaxing once in a while can do you good? Celestia could try and make Luna relax.
>>2156174roughly
>>2156112Thanks for the sympathies, Rose, but honestly, I don't even get worked up about it anymore. In fact, it's kinda funny knowing there's a passel of bronies out there who think they can "trick" me into drawing more stuff for them to edit.Although it kinda sucks knowing that I can't advertise my livestream anywhere for fear they'd hear about it.
>>2156168i was gonna do thatbut all my horse porn is in video format
>>2156156Oh fuckFuckGod damnThat is a fantastic idea
>>2156175Name the episode that didn't.
>>2156156>there will never be a character voiced by Colin Mochrie
>>2156157they would definitely just edit whatever cute fluffy pony things you draw, that's how it started with them editing art-anon's cute fluffy ponies
>>2156200The cider episode.
>>2156191Maybe here after we pass the bump limit?
>>2156200Cider, wedding.
>People forgetting the grimderp fluffy pony spam started here
>>2156157I know that feel GG, I really do. I used to like doing short green fics before /mlp/ happened.The best thing we can hope for now is that eventually they'll get bored ina a few months and just hope the whole thing drowns for good. Someone like you would just give them more ammo to jerk off on
>>2156209No, there was still a moral.It was just preceded with: I, APPLEJACK, ALREADY KNEW THIS, BUT-
>>2156188Celestia make Luna relax? I imagine Celestia is still trying to do everything since she has been for a thousand years. Swap them and I'd say you got an episode. Celestia takes a day off for the first time in a thousand years.
>>2156190Oh, that's totally not a girl!I guess I could try male pony cyclops, then- thanks, GG!
>>2156205They have the biggest hardon for the one I drew of the fluffy pony crying because it knocked over a jenga tower.
>>2156217>implying the moral of the wedding was not that insects are oddly arousing
>>2156195Use a program to make it into screenshots or something. Be creative, you're a damn spammer! AND YOU CAN GO OUT THERE AND SPAM THEM FLUFFY FAGGOTS AND THEY WONT LIKE IT!
>>2156165Or we could just ignore it all together and stop posting it here since that is not only more effective but also easier well it should be but apparently people have trouble
>>2156216Possibly.
>>2156218Ours was always tongue in cheek. That quality is now gone.
>>2156218Yeah, but they were one shot jokes. Not 50+ pastebins of super serious circklejerk canon and a dedicated forum
>>2156154a timeless classic
>>2156220Apparently, they have legit artists on those threads.
>>2156209AJ didn't learn the lesson but she stated what it was. >>2156217Trust your instincts? I think Celestia spelled it out. It was a weak one though.
>>2156157I did enjoy that one mini-quest you ran with fluffy pone. Even if it was short-lived.
>>2156218Oh you
>>2156120An actual adoption could prove troublesome if your colt or filly ever went into the basement. Pretending to adopt the pony that your drone pretends to be could get you passed at lot of the problems you listed, especially if it pretended to be old enough that her school career was almost over. You wouldn't have to worry about the drone's instincts desires, or even free will until the Queen cut it from her control. If she did it gradually it might not even know that it is acting wrong.
>>2156218yeah, and so did the term brony
>>2156035>>2156080For a long time, I tried to change the status quo of the threads. For every abuse story, I would write one in the more traditional fluffy pony mold.Eventually, I realized two things:1. The only other people left in the threads were the ones jacking off to abuse.2. Those same people are incapable of making a distinction between "fluffy pony drowns by absurd accident" and "YOU RIP FLUFFY PONY APART WITH YOUR BARE HANDS OH GOD YES".
>feel something crawling on my foot>flick it off>feel something crawling on my foot again>it's a tick>look under my desk>there are at least 4 or 5 ticks making their way to my legsOh god oh god I have a phobia of parasitesI know this isn't my blog but seriously what the fuck do I do
>>2156246>implying>tell fluffy pony to stay absolutely still>the two of you are going to play a really fun game>you put one end of an M80 inside a condom (for ease) and push it into fluffy pony's asshole>she thinks she has to poop now>"now just wait a moment">you pick her up and carry her over to the shower>you put her inside>"now just wait a moment and you'll get a really awesome surprise">fluffy pony prances in place in happiness and says you're the best ever>you reach down and light the fuse>you close the shower curtain to contain the spray>the explosion comes soon>the inside of the curtain is suddenly dark>you open it>fluffy pony's back side was blown off>the force of the blast pushed her forward and smashed her face into the other side of the bath tub>her intestines are a tangled mess>you look down at her and say "now why did you do that to yourself?">you grab a bottle of hydrogen peroxide and clean the inside of the shower curtain, watching as some flowed into fluffy pony's open wound>the stinging pain hits her, but she's beyond the point of screaming>the curtain's clean now. You walk out of the bathroom, leaving fluffy pony to die alone.
>>2156264WHY DID YOU SAVE THAT
>>2156253They could bullshit some moral for a princesses episode just as good as either of those.
>>2156251And they demand they copy Art-Anon because "his style has the perfect amount of retard that makes you want to punch their faces in."Y'know... like this. How retarded is that fluffy pony? It's playing with... YARN. Jesus.
>>2156228Or maybe Luna tries to do everything and gets overwhelmed? There is potential in a princess episode.
>>2156263burn yourself alive. purge your body with flame.
>>2156273>you turn on the stove >you put a thin metal bar over the flame, letting it heat >you leave it and go to fluffy pony >she's watching TV >you turn it off and call her over to you >you have her favorite rubber ball >you sit down in front of her, and you roll the ball back and forth >she's full of giggles tonight >you bring her over to the kitchen >you tell her to sit down >you put on an oven mitt and grab the metal bar >the front half is glowing red >you sit down in front of fluffy pony and move the bar close to her face >she's scared of it >you tell her to lick it >she inches back some more >you tell her to lick it, this time more sternly >fluffy pony is obedient. She wont disobey you. >she's moving forward, very closely now >she doesnt want to do this, but you told her >that means she has to, right? >she sticks her tongue out >"DO IT." >she's a millimeter from contact >you press as much of the pole has you can into her mouth >she recoils with a scream. She's never been burned before >she starts to run away. "STAY PUT." >she foces herself to stay still, prancing in place >she's crying. There's a distorted wail coming from her mouth as she tries to speak with severe burns in her mouth. >you grab her kennel and stuff her into it >you drive her to the vet >you tell the vet fluffy pony tried to eat something hot out of curiosity >they believe you. They see weirder fluffy pony injuries every day. >fluffy pony's trying to tell the vet the truth, but she cant speak coherently with the burns >you look at her from behind the vet and shake your head >fluffy pony goes silent
>>2156251Yeah, I know. The worst part is that some of it is actually pretty good.
>>2156264wow, we were terrible
>>2156263Flush them down the toilet?Come on bro, not too hard.
>>2156263.....Kill the fucks?
>>2156263Put on a pair of shoes and crush them. Then stip down and examine your entire body for more of them in a mirror.
>>2156263shove them down your urethra
>>2156229ohI don't really have a girlclopsUnless you count Celeste but she's really more Mangneto's creationI don't know what color she is
>>2156282There you go with that plural pronoun shit
>>2156280>>2156264I think it's around when these started popping up that we stopped, if memory serves.
>>2156276>"his style has the perfect amount of retard that makes you want to punch their faces in."HAHAHHAHA OH FUCK THAT MUST HURT HAHHAHAHA POOR ART-ANOn
>>2156263Eat those ticksshow them who's boss
>>2156263this >>2156278 is a good idea, they can't get your blood if you're on fire
>>2156298stop making excuseswe are just as bad as them>implying we aren't
>>2156275I like the idea of Celestia receiving a letter from Twilight at the end that basically spells out the lesson the princesses learned that day, with all sorts of unrelated zany details.But what sort of lesson could they learn? They already did "Luna cannot into social because 1000 years." Celestia seems to be set up as this motherly all-knowing figure, so I'm not sure what lesson she should learn. I'd love it if she started getting down about how all the other ponies seem so nervous around her, but I don't know what sort of aesop you could pull on that.
>>2156264Sick fucks. Is it wrong this makes me so angry and disgusted that I feel physically ill.
>>2156296some of the people who come by the threads were quite terrible, then?
>>2156157For what it's worth, I do like your work with fluffy pones
>>2156298Not at all, the grimderp stories came out like a week after Fluffy drew Sweetie Belle.Fluffy pony was a huge shit in the Generals until we moved here.
>>2156263Tick check. First thing you need to do is make sure you don't have any still on you. Get rid of any you got crawling around, or attatched. Crush 'em or flush 'em or both, whatever. Might consider doing a cursory survey of the general area to make sure there aren't any more around
>>2156296you're really pedantic about people using "we" instead of "mlpg", aren't you?
>>2156301Artanon seems to be cool with the whole thing. He's not thrilled about what fluffy pony is now, but he's not bitter about it and has since moved onWish I could be like him
>>2156292So wait, you actually have a story behind these things?
>>2156313You do realize that came from MLPG right?
>>2156277Okay, there is. I want a Princess episode now.And a Scootaloo episode. And a Trixie Returns episode
>>2156308Now you reminded me of those worms with hooks for mouths that attach themselves to the inside of your digestive tract and feed on the nutrients you eat and have a tendency to cause infections.Thanks.
>>2156312How about "Luna tries to catch up with all that she's missed and gets overwhelmed"?.
>>2156220>I know that feel GG, I really do. I used to like doing short green fics before /mlp/ happened.Don't even get me started on what happened to Flutterstalker>just tried to post>can't even post any of my flutterstalker images because they're all in the "flutterrapist" threadthey've twisted the idea just enough to miss the pointbut their hamhanded style is what bothers me more
>>2156319Those started happening because of the balloon picture being flipped to look like it was dragging fluffy pony(sweetie?) underwater, wasn't it?
>>2156332They should make that all one episode
>>2156341>Scootaloo returns as a princess
>>2156331Is that supposed to make it okay? Because it doesn't make a difference where it came from.
>>2156311>>2156319Why won't you let me pretend?
>>2156339screencapping this to post int heir thread later.
>>2156339WHYI loved Flutterstalker so much. It was hilarious.
>>2156340I don't know, I don't remember that much
>>2156157I had the same idea once - and came to the same sad conclusion. I even considered politely asking them to stop editing my work, and had a good laugh at how stupid that idea was.I'm content to let my fluffy pony art stay in my folder and in the archives, where it can rest undisturbed.
>>2156339>>2156352Welcome to /mlp/. We can't have nice things anymore.Thanks, moot.
>>2156348Uh, no? I assumed>Sick fucks. Is it wrong this makes me so angry and disgusted that I feel physically ill.was aimed at the people in the current fluffy pony threads.
>>2156340I liked it better when it was just >everyday circumstance >something happens that has nothing to do with water >fluffy pony drowns.The shorter the better.
>>2156218For what it's worth, they were usually ignored and drowned out by the better stories/general MLPG chatter. It's the fact that it stabilized into the self-sustaining circlejerk it is today that's so disgusting.
>>2156363No I meant in general.If you find these amusing, you're the kid who hurt kittens or killed dogs.And you should die.
>>2156366>go to the theater to watch a movie>people clap when it's over>fluffy pony drowns
>>2156369> It's the fact that it stabilized into the self-sustaining circlejerk it is today that's so disgusting.> It's the fact that it stabilized into the self-sustaining circlejerk it is today that's so disgusting.> It's the fact that it stabilized into the self-sustaining circlejerk it is today that's so disgusting.> It's the fact that it stabilized into the self-sustaining circlejerk it is today that's so disgusting.what is irony
>>2156366The the greentext of the one with crayon drawings eventually looking like "help" really got me.
>>2156332>a Trixie Returns episodeNah, just make her appear in a magician competition episode, with a montage of her shows in various cities after the whole Ponyville fiasco.
>>2156352I found it arousing.
>>2156373>merica
>>2156373Spot on.
>>2156373>Typical Fluffy Pony american race
>>2156329>So wait, you actually have a story behind these things?PB and her 'friends' have a long and rich backstory involving daring adventures, wacky hijinx, and all sorts of wholesome fun
>>2156346All one episode:Celestia takes the day offLuna gets overwhelmed from the day offTrixie returns and Scootaloo is her assistant nowCelestia has to solve their shenanigansShe ends up doing work anywayLuna sets the castle on fire????22 minutes of profit
>>2156371I posted in the threads for a while pretending to be an actual sociopath, telling them that anyone who hasn't broken at least one cat's neck with their bare hands is a pedophile.They didn't get it.
>>2156375YupAnd now "Wan die" is one of the most copied things they do now
>>2156277I like this idea. Luna gets Celestia to take a day off, but Celestia spends the whole time worrying about Luna getting overwhelmed.Then either A: Luna does just fine while Celestia gets worked up over nothing, or B: Luna actually ends up biting off more than she can chew. Maybe they try and keep things secret from the other, and Twilight gets involved, helping both sisters to keep an eye on the other.
>>2156397Of course they didn't get it.They don't get anything.
>>2156366>Fluffy Seaponies have gills. >Fluffy Seapony drowns anyway.
>>2156390Oh, I didn't realize the cyclops was connected with PB
>>2156374You shut your filthy whore mouth.
>>2156397Have you ever actually snapped a cat's neck? It's fucking hard to do. They're really good at wriggling out of your grip, and they scratch.
>>2156409Someone's been trying to force fluffy seaponies in those threads. I'd rather it not be brought here.
>>2156403Is it really?I was really fine with that one story being it's one thing, just one time- shame they can't seem to understand what was 'nice' about that one for the feels it caused for some.
>>2156339...cargo cult flutterrapists?
>>2156419Too late. Theres already drawings
They speak of love and toleranceThey thrive on people's ignoranceTo make you all Slaves of fearThey feed on your anxietyTo build their dead societyThey've kept you down for a thousand yearsThey nurture prejudice and hateCondemn the wars that they createIn the name of whatever godThey gladly sacrifice your livesIncreasing power is their prizeWithout regrets they'll spill your bloodThey're feeding you liesWith calculating smilesEnslavement of the human mindAs long as you kneel to their authorityReligion is what makes you blindThey're treating you as mindless foolsAnd use you as obedient toolsIt's time to set your spirit freeThis world we cannot tolerateIt's time to seal all preachers' fateAnd let them swing from Oden's treeThey're feeding you liesWith calculating smilesEnslavement of the human mindAs long as you kneel to their authorityReligion is what makes you blindYour minds are restrainedObedience is the chainThey've locked you up and thrown away the keyYour souls are for sale,And you're the ones who payBut still, you'll never be set free
>>2156371I never implied I like the stories.
>>2156374We're less of a circlejerk than they are, and we don't spend all day talking about animal abuse.
>>2156422Every single memorable original story that we had in the generals is copy and pasted over and over, made into some weird, lose, way to serious fluffy pony canon
>>2156416Speaking from experience are we, Anon?
>>2156434>We're less of a circlejerk than they areNope.> talking about animal abuse.rather, we spend all day talking about animal sex
>>2156374Our circlejerk moves to different locales. They're just sat there letting their cum pile up, reposting the same garbage day in, day out.
>>2156375Long ago, I saw someone repost that story.They left out the last line, where the owner holds the fluffy pony's lifeless body and cries.That made me a lot angrier than it should have.
>>2156434And we never made fluffy pony OCs and hade 50 pastebins dedicated to fluffy pony fanfics
>>2156403Wait, really? How do they spin it? It seems like that takes away the suffering they seem to enjoy so much.
>>21564424chan = porn/mlp/ is about poniesTherefore, we talk about pony pornI think it's more expected.
>>2156434Yeah man.We just talk about fucking ponies.
I actually saw Fluffy Ponies mentioned on /d/ last night in one of the "globalized fetish" threads. Everyone knew what they were.It is really not ours anymore, and the fact that it's exploded so quickly is astonishing.
>>2156446We ruined a lot of threads in those three months with greentext stories, and don't deny it, it was just derailing shit
>>2156446Instead we have drawfag OCs and 500 pastebins of lewd horsesex.Seriously though, they're clearly worse.
>>2156446The fluffy pony general hasn't been updated in over a month.I hated that guy for posting the shit stories when it was still ours, but I have to tip my hat to him for finally putting his foot down and saying, "Your stuff is shit, I'm not posting it."
>talking about other generals on /mlp/
>>2156411YeahThe guyclops is named Leo and his specialty is mind controlI want to say he's sort of a 'nice guy'but I meanhow nice can anyone be in a universe where basically everyone is a rapist
>>2156448Basically they just use the line where the fluffy pony is being tortured or in some near death situation and is begging for death Also they use spagattie as fluffy pony food. They took the already over sued pasta pockets joke and thrown that in too
>>2156369>drowned outI see what you did there...
Can we not talk about this shit in the next thread?
>>2156483What else could we talk about?
>>2156483of course
>>2156483I'm sorry.Its just hard to let it go.
>>2156471Is he a "nice guy" as in "WHY WON'T WOMEN GO OUT WITH ME I'M SUCH A NICE GUY THEY MUST BE WHORES"
>>2156469This.HOW ABOUT DEM ADORABLE PASTEL COLORED EQUINES
>tfw you'll never be popular enough to have bronies steal your stuff
>>2156490World building like last night.Or Lych adventures!
>>2156471I thought you had left?
>>2156476>SpaghettiDon't you mean "Sketties?"Honestly, the fluffy speak is the worst part of all of these stories. When we wrote fluffyspeak at all, it was two or three words tops, and nothing that couldn't be expressed loudly and simply. Like "PWAY!" and "Ball!" and "FOOD TIME!"Now they write monologues that sound like a brain-damaged Elmer Fudd Impersonator, while shoving in every single buzzword they've made up as though they're afraid they'll forget them if they don't keep saying them.
>>2156476>spaghetti as fluffy pony foodWell there's proof if you needed it. They are incapable of understanding anything.It's like if you played some soft music at the other end of a stadium, recorded it and just increased the volume. You might be able to make out the melody, but everything that makes that song good is just gone.
>>2156471>how nice can anyone be in a universe where basically everyone is a rapistHow do I reach this universe, GG?
>>2156483I'm okay with this.
>>2156502He might as well. He's not even talking about ponies anymore.
>>2156490Friend-off stuff.Artists we like/support.Headcanon and fanon we enjoy.Maybe even a bit of waifu nonsense to pad it out.Anything but lamenting over the ones that fell overboard.
>>2156505It's funny in a sad way.They are almost as stupid as the creations they try so hard to write.
>>2156509>n a universe where basically everyone is a rapist>>How do I reach this universe, GG?PFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAGET IT GUYSBECAUSE DEAF IS REALLY INTO RAPEMAN HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH XD
Would you rape a tiny, babbling, fluffy pony?
>>2156510What if her talent is boot anon?
>>2156483To be fair, it usually dies out whenever we change threads.
>>2156525yes broof course
>>2156509Go play Corruption of Champions.
>>2156522They make fluffy ponies look like Oxford Scholars.
>>2156498What is Snails' special talent? We see him running away from the Ursa, so it can't be that he's physically slow.Is his special talent being dumb? Is that a talent?
>>2156514And oh man is that totally out of place in these threads
>>2156516Oh, could this be the theme on next horse? I need an update.
>>2156516>"the show" doesn't even make the list anymore>we don't even pretend to want to to talk about it anymore
>>2156527DAS BOOT
>>2156496>Is he a "nice guy" as in "WHY WON'T WOMEN GO OUT WITH ME I'M SUCH A NICE GUY THEY MUST BE WHORES"No, he's a "nice guy" in that he generally tries to be helpful and he's sort of simple but well-meaningI use quotes because I mean calling anyone nice in a fictional universe where rape is used as revenge for anything seems pretty ridiculousYou know what I'm sayingIn a normal story he'd be the dumb, almost boyish nice guyBut in a story like this he's that plus also a rapistand you can't really cross the two
>>2156516DeLancie is doing more MLP. We know this as a fact. How can he not be doing Discord? His voice is too damn distinct. Children are going to recognize it. He's not exactly a voice actor who can do more voices. So Discord is going to be in another episode, is he not?
>>2156548>implying we haven't discussed the show to death
>>2156548It's Hamburger Time. There's no show to talk about.But yes, that was a glaring oversight on my part.
>>2156542A french chef that make awesome meal involving snails?
>>2156553>They distort his voice.Problem fucking solved.
>>2156505>>2156508All this talk of spaghetti is making me crave it.Stop that.
>>2156553I should think so.
>>2156542They probably don't eat the snails...so that's a really good question.Maybe it's metaphorical? He's, um... very slow and deliberate at his work? I guess a tortoise would have been a better cutie mark for that.
>>2156552So, he will rape you gently?And make sure your rape pillow is properly fluffed?What a nice guy!
>>2156566>hiring a name VA then distorting it beyond direct recognitionwat
>>2156566>hire a high profile voice actor>edit his voicewhy bother
>>2156560>Snails raises snails.>Snail-racing season sees a horde of ponies nearly beating down his door, trying to get the fast ones before they're gone.>His family is very proud.
>>2156542Personally, there was someone else who had an idea that it had something to do with friction, and that his talent was basically being a walking arc welder once he realizes it. The reason behind this was because it took so long for him to "light up" in the Ursa's cave, and that might have friction on his horn making the light.I kinda liked the idea.
>>2156581Because he has the personality they want.>Hire DeLanci>Don't show his face.
>>2156548>rewatch Sisterhooves Social>Rarity is being selfish and learns to do things that her sister wants to do instead>remember that she's the element of generositySo is the element of generosity just limited to material generosity? She does display generosity when it comes to dresses at least.
>>2156583>he wishes>he's actually retarded>his family pawn him off on Snip's family to get some free time without him.
>>2156566Then why bother even using DeLancie? They could just get someone else to do a voice. Like Peter New or that Tockar guy.
>>2156505While we're at it, let's not forget their love of "speciaw hugs", "no-no's" and "poopie pwaces".
>>2156602>NO! MY HEADCANON IS BETTER THAN YOURS>PTOO UGH EW EW STUPID FLUFFY PONY YUCK
>>2156613>>2156613>>2156613NEW HORSE
>>2156599The elements of harmony are irrelevant to the show except for the villian related stuff.
>>2156615Can I forget those things?I would like to forget those things.
I'm not exactly sure how you'll take this, but regarding AB there's something you should know...We've taken her into custody under suspicion of being the second Kira.
>>2156583I love this. Thank you for this head canon.
>>2156629Misery loves company.
>>2156599muddled characterization is a cornerstone of children's television.
>>2156258Well if we adopted I imagine we'd have to let the kid know at some point. And with that comes the original problem of exposure, this time with the catch that we'd be messing up the kid's life if we had to relocate.The changeling/queen dynamic does change things significantly, though I had been hoping to put her through school in the hopes of her learning to interact and empathise with the other ponies beyond what she knows naturally from being a changeling.I've got to scoot, thanks for the interesting thought experiment. I feel kinda spergy about that last post though. And sorry for being slow as fuck.
>>2156776No problem. This was a welcome break from discussing fetish scenarios with other anons.
>>2155545Fuck yeah, someone used my OC for my fluffy story!
