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H-HERE I GO!
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>>2144595
ABLEIST THREAD
NEW THREAD PLEASE
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IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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>Apes
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>>2144612
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>rape
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>Rossparkler drama
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It's shit.
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i don't think really having to do little with it really matters a whole lot until you really do more than that to get the point. maybe instead we should do a lot more than that to do look more than a little than that
do you guys really think that to do this is more than which can be a lot?
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>>2144628
Its brilliant to behold
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>some dry
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>ross
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>Ross
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LETS VISIT THE GLUE FACTORY DERPY!!!
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>>2144612

THE ABLEIST TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES.
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>ross cry

some
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>>2144640
>mylittlebrony.com
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>>2144640
>My Little Brony

Ugh.
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>>2144623
>Dinky
I actually enjoy that fanon
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>>2144619
>>2144619
>>2144619
>>2144619
>>2144619
>>2144619

ahahaha

> that feel when madmax hats us
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>Dafty thread
I am excite.
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>>2144469
hurr
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>>2144657
i love that adorable grey pegasus
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>>2144678
huehuehue
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>>2144670
Everyone hats us. I hat us. You hat us. It's like a huge game of Team Fortress. Robin would be proud.
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>>2144678
Tess please draw more
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Glitter Glue can't do anything right
Sparkler can't do anything right

How many more people don't act their age and don't know the first thing about communication, working with others, or professionalism? I'm gonna lose my fuckin mind, man. There is no way there could be this many artists and writers in one place and still not get shit done because everyone's faffing. No damn way.
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>>2144640
>>2144664
>>2144665
Here...
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>>2144711
Hahahahahahahahahahaahaha oh god my fucking sides
Ross is a walking comedian
except he's unintentionally funny
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>>2144711
If everyone hates you, and you hate everyone, then why come here?
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>>2144678

Pffffffffffffffffff
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>>2144678
Okay thats kind of funny but I can't imagine Pinkie knowing what a penis is.
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>>2144724
Cool
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>>2144726
So he can have an audience for his hate, obviously.
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All right, that's the end of The Emperor's New Groove. Next up, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, and after that, A Goofy Movie! Come join us!

http://livestream.com/bickerbox
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>>2144716
smashing
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>>2144724
Thank goodness!
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>>2144678
Tess
Hey Tess
May i ask for some Pretty Wings?
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>>2144716
Thanks
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>>2144724
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>>2144678
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>>2144678
10/10
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>>2144711
Become immersed.
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>>2144724
>transparent stomach reveals whom she last ate
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>>2144745
Man, I haven't seen that one in ages
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>>2144726

Because even if this place is a degenerative clusterfuck, at least some individuals are still competent and half a brain, people I can appreciate. Those remaining being Tess, Rose, MT, and Leth.
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>>2144724
I'd rather just kiss her pretty face.
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>>2144758
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>>2144711
Oh dear, ya know what you could do? You could forgive and let be. It's the best way to be happy.
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>>2144758

*and have half a brain
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>>2144758
>Anyone who willingly comes here
>Having a brain
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Let's see how many MLPG posters honestly would want to be a girl pony

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/PJTDKX2
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>>2144758

I don't mind you Ross. I don't love you or hate you and I think some of your drawings are really good, but you gotta stop taking things so seriously. Lighten up a bit.
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>>2144779
damnit MT, how did you manage to create something so adorable.
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Which pony would you share a cabin with for a week long Mediterranean cruise?
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>>2144805
Fluttershy. She'd be clean, tidy and unassuming, which is all I can ask for in a roommate.
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>>2144805
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>>2144711
>this many artists and writers in one place

Implying there are a lot left
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>>2144732
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>>2144805
Rarity
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>>2144829
Do ho ho ho!
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>>2144829
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>>2144756
>that feel when you get a room with a green-tinged view
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>>2144829
Good one.
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>>2144829
Pffthahahaha you are amazing
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>>2144842
>Room with a view
>womb with a view

Dammit, now I've got unbirthing in my head.
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>>2144829
Hahaha
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>>2144829
Where is smith
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>>2144779

I'll cool off in another hour here, I don't have time to be upset all the time.

>>2144789

It's hard not to be frustrated when you invest in things that are potentially rewarding only to have like a 95% failure rate.
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>>2144853
Nice problem to have
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>>2144829

>>2144856
Here I am.
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>>2144711
gee... I guess I didn't realize this meant that much to you
especially since you're working under constraints like time, and having only the results speak to the work you put in
that it's easy to lose your sense of decency in a place like this sort of goes without saying but

deep down I think
understanding is a task of basic human courtesy, something anyone can manage
not really a huge demand you know
knowing that people out there are people just like you is enough
enough to give a little kindness, a little peace, maybe even a little friendship
don't take it so seriously, just read the first letter of every line and you'll be fine.
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MLPG I am dissapoint
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>>2144805
Dash FS or AJ. Pinkie would be a bit to crazy, and Twilight and Rarity would be to obsesed with organization and tidiness. The other 3 would be a lot more laidback about it
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>>2144857
Definition of madness, man. Just stop.
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>>2144879
fukken saved
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>>2144886
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>>2144879
LEFT! THE LEFT ONE!
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>GG and Ross fight so much because they're so similar to each other
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>>2144872
I will buy you a beer and suck your dick.
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>>2144872
GG

Please

Just stop. Its not worth it.

Lets just pony pony
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>>2144872
I love you
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>>2144873
Fuck you man, I like having thumbs and being able to wipe my butt
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>>2144873
Hey come on
being a boy pony would be way better than being a girl pony
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>>2144894
>not being a bugfag

Obvious lunafag
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Oh boy. A retard fight.
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>>2144894
Hey, those might actually have interesting utility for plebs. It's not like Sparkler's starting up with the larvae thing again.
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>>2144897
They're both shitposting faggots for bringing their drama into a public imageboard?
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>>2144907

>not wiping your butt telekinetically

Get on my unicorn level.
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>>2144872
I don't know what you guys are so worked about, but god damn, that >gett made me laugh pretty damn hard.
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>>2144897

GUESS THAT'S MY CUE.

ALRIGHT ROSS AND GLITTERLOO, PUT EM UP! I'LL GLASS ALL OF YOU YAH CUNTS.
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>>2144873
I'm curious, do the people who want to be girl pones want to be the slutty mare, or a lesbian horse?

Honestly the latter would be pretty cool
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>>2144922
>not having your dragon assistant do it for you

Fucking rarifags
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>>2144914
Because you can be anypony. It's like wishing for unlimited wishes, but it works!
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>>2144879
>internal horse clit with claws

why boner, why.
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>>2144928
slutty lesbian horse
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>>2144930

>having a baby dragon slave

You Twaifufags disgust me.
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>>2144872
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>>2144917
>this thread
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>>2144922
But what if I was an earth pony? HUH WHAT TEN SMART GUY
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>>2144937
Get this man a medal!
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>>2144939
He's not a slave, just too beta to make it on his own
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>GG and Ross.gif
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>>2144948

Tough titties, brah. Should've been born with superior genes.
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>>2144920
>bringing it to
it originated from here
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>>2144902
>>2144917
>>2144920
>>2144924
>OH MY GOD CALM DOWN STOP FIGHTING YOU TWO
Really now?
I thought only Ross took that this seriously
For real though think about that, this all started just because I told him to "get dunked"
it's like having someone declare fatwa because you called them a dork
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>>2144979
No, I want you to keep going. I love it when retards fight.
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>>2144966
Aw I was going to post that!
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>>2144979

Glitter Glue draw dubcon
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>>2144966
>GG and Ross.gif
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>>2144979
People who make funny jokes aren't allowed to be serious.
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Oh yeah this was made too.
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>>2145017
What kind of reaction is that Spike?
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>>2145017
>fingers
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>>2144979
Maybe we should all get a little dunked.

Lets all get a pony and dunk it
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>>2145024

Who'd want Twilight Sparkle crowding up their sleeping basket?
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>>2145017
Please clean it up and make it looks nice please.
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>>2145017
and then this happens.
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>>2145032
ME.

PLEASE GOD ME.

WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN ME?
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>>2144991
I mean did you read any of that or what are you responding to here exactly

>>2145001
>People who make funny jokes aren't allowed to be serious.
I'm not being serious though

until now I thought the only person who interpreted "get dunked" as a serious personal smear was Ross, who decided to fire back about how I'm an ugly loser who stays in his parent's basement eating cheetos and mountain dew and doesn't have any friends and never gets laid

This is a fight the way rustling a beehive with a dildo is a fight
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>>2144872

Yeah, I actually invest myself here. That sounds stupid, but really, if you actively choose to invest yourself in something, don't moan about it like a lot of people do, make it an enriching experience. You've got these people coming in saying "lol what am I doing with my life another day in MLPG doing nothing and wasting my life", and all you can think of is for those people to fuck off. Seriously. When you go to college, you can either be a shut-in who blames the school for not accomodating you, or you can make the most of it, go out, and use the library to learn what you want to learn about. You can either mope on MLPG and jack off to JJ's drawings, OR you can decide to make the most of it and work with someone else to do something neither of you could've accomplished by yourselves.

I make the most of MLPG by coming here against a tough crowd, probably one of the toughest I'll engage in my life as an artist. It's fun to keep working to draw something that could finally turn the tide and have most go "Hey, that's actually really fucking good". That's how I make my time here count.

There's nothing wrong with being passionate.
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>>2145049
>This is a fight the way rustling a beehive with a dildo is a fight
I like that analogy
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>>2145056
>draw something that could finally turn the tide and have most go "Hey, that's actually really fucking good"
Stop drawing fat people and mimes then.
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Don't remember posting this either.
>>2145026
>human
>>2145034
I tried and it looked shit.
I'll try again though. If just for shits n giggles.
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>>2145049
>>2145056
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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>>2145056
>It's fun to keep working to draw something that could finally turn the tide and have most go "Hey, that's actually really fucking good".
Stop drawing shit then
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>>2145072
I miss the human part.
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>>2145072

I like it unclean.
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>>2145072
You posted that one
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>>2145049
>This is a fight the way rustling a beehive with a dildo is a fight
I love you, GG.
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>>2145043
That bed is two small for both spike and twilight.
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>>2145056
>probably one of the toughest I'll engage in my life as an artist
Is that because the only other crowd you engage with are furries who are incapable of badmouthing someone who will draw their fetish commissions?
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>>2145093
>two small
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>>2145056
but you actively go out of your way to draw the opposite of what almost every poster here asks of you. I mean you are an artist and you have every right to do your own thing, but you cant honestly expect people to say "Hey, that's actually really fucking good." when you keep doing what you are doing
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>>2145093
And its only going seems smaller when I cuddle in with them
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>>2145088
Welp.
>>2145083
So do I. For some reason the appeal didn't transfer into the lineart.
It's at least worth a second shot though.
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>>2145056
I rest my case.
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>>2145056

Ross pls stop you're disturbing the horse.
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>>2145072
>>2145017
but where is my pretty wings
;_;
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>>2145129
All this "fighting" is upsetting the ponies. Just look what to two of you are doing to poor Twilight or little Scootaloo. Is this the example you want to be setting?
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>>2145111

He's been getting a bit of praise lately though. I guess that makes it worthwhile for him. For what it's worth, I like his ponies and men. I wish he'd draw more men.
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>>2145143
Tied up at the moment.
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>>2145160
>Scherzo in charge of FiM animation
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God damn it. One of my favorite webcomics just went ponies.

Great comic, too.

http://thecriminallawyer.tumblr.com
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>>2145125

What?
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>>2145160
AJ's right forehoof is elbow-analogue-deep in RD's ass in that shot, what gives
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>>2145171
inb4 LOLOLOL VIRAL MARKETING
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>>2145171

It's probably just a single reference.
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>>2145154
She seems ok with it
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>>2145169
ha
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>>2145169
Haha
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>>2145186
Yes, but now it has ponies.

Ponies are now Illustrated Guide to Criminal Law canon.
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>>2145171
That's a pretty tame reference.
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>>2145171
A way to gain followers
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>Ross v. GG
guys let's all focus on someone we can mutually hate
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>>2145171
So like

Is AJ tied to the post? Or does she think this is what ponies do?

Is someone ridding her?
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>>2145197
but we mutually hate ross
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>>2145169
I don't get it
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>>2145199

>we

>>2145197

No. Stop fucking talking about him already.
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>>2145197
Or mutually love! You could love me!
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>>2145187
She's too young. She doesnt understand whats happening.

But we should set a good example. What of she grows up thinking this is normal?
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>>2145171
I'm familiar with that sensation.

http://chainsawsuit.com/
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>>2145206

WHAT'S THE MATTER ROSS? YOU GUNNA SOME CRY?
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>>2145212
>That ending would still be better than the actual ending
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>>2145211
For mlpg, it is pretty normal
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>>2145212
>Biodrone: the comic
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>>2145212
I remember when penny arcade had one where Derpy was put in the last panel. Wasnt about ponies, just set off to the side

/v/ EXPLODED
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>>2145215

I'm not Ross. Stop trying to call him out when you don't know what you're doing.
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>>2145206
you arent apart of the we ross
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i miss /co/
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In the past month, we've had anons that have attacked:

>tiarawhy
>Jr
>Leth
>Glitter Glue
>sentenal
>Jessy
>AB
>NTSTS
>The threads themselves

With mindless hate and spam.

Can we go back to being /co/?
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>>2145237
I miss my mom.
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>>2145230
Wait, really? I read Penny Arcade and never noticed Derpy. Which one?
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>>2145243
I miss your mom too.
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>>2145242
Jessy, AB, Sentenal, Tiara and GG were attacked EVEN on /co/
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>>2145250
i miss his mom too.
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>>2145258
me too, bad feel, man
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>>2145251
>Everyone was attacked back on /co/

Agreed, but it was miniscule compared to here
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>>2145237
Me too. Think I'll check it out

>korra
>cape shit

meh
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>>2145245

http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2011/08/29

It was made from audience suggestions at a PAX "create a strip" panel.
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>>2145258
RIP that guy's mom
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>>2145245
Fuck if I remember

She was just sorta shoehorned in the last panel. Had nothing to do with ponies and was never addressed again. The resulting shitstorm was hillarious
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>>2145242
Quit your bitchin' and man the fuck up.
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>>2145242
Including pone related topics.
The best Idea for us was to suspend the general.
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>>2145251
> Tiara

totally not surprised, consider his disgusting "art"
hell, I even can tolerate Ross ,ore
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>>2145267

I'm pretty sure we have a single anon who likes stirring autistic shit up all the time.
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>>2145275
>>>/b/
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>>2145242
You're nobody till you've been attacked by somebody
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>>2145242
Nice to know no one hates me.

And even if they did, the ponies would still like me
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>>2145282
Dude, people are allowed to dislike or hate other people, it's pointless to say "it's just one anon"
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>>2145271
Goodnight Sweet Princess
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>>2145270
...I can't believe I missed that.

I think I may be retarded, MLPG.
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>>2145286
No i'm serious, stop being a fucking baby about everything. This isn't fucking ponychan.
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>>2145271
;_;7
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>>2145294
>I'm allowed to hate, it's my right
>So I'm going to abuse my rights by taking them to the extreme
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AJ and Dash
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>>2145242
>AB
AB deserves every nanoangstrom of hate he gets
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Which pony is the best in bed
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>>2145315
the WONDERBOLTS!
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>>2145315
Your least favorite pony.
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>>2145304
Huh, yeah, you can say whatever you want to say on 4chan.
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>>2145287
Ballin', I'm keeping this vacuum I work in. It is lovely in here.
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you know i'm so much purer than the common vulgar weak licentious crowd
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>>2145315

Uhhuhunf
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>>2145320
Get out of the general, Rainbow.
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>>2145320
HAHHAHA YOU MOTHERFUCKER tfw I read that on her voice
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>>2145324
You can say whatever you want, but that doesn't mean you should or have to. Think before you speak. It's a basic life lesson.
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Does anybody have a picture of a pony wearing a miko outfit?

I searched ponibooru thoroughly but couldn't find shit.

Any drawfags up to the occasion?
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guys pls forgib
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Isn't My Little Pony for little girls?
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>>2145348
N-no.
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>>2145330
from the thumbnail those looked like molars
I thought Rarity was in a gigantic mouth
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>>2145348
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>>2145315
slut pone ofc
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>>2145315

Roundity
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>>2145348
Isn't the internet for fags?
And aren't fags still gay?
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>>2145352

Draw it.
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>>2145348
Y-you t-too!
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>>2145352
thanks for that image
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>>2145347
>pretending to be AB
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>>2145357

>being good in bed makes you a slut
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>>2145332
>that swirl in Applejack's eye
>toadwitheyeparasites.gif
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>>2145338
You're right man but one point:
- This is 4chan (Anonymity: you're free to do the fuck you want without consequences).
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>>2145378

You're not quite as anonymous as you think you are. Tread lightly.
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>>2145374
>Joe will never go to BroNYcon
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>>2145375

Holey shit.
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>>2145389
>Applejack will never go to bronycon
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>>2145375
Onchocerciasis
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>>2145359
What humorous and well drawn series of images! And such unique and original ideas too, I can't imagine you ever drawing something similar before! You should draw more!
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>>2145374
its not so much being good in bed makes you a slut, its that being a slut should mean you are good in bed.
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>>2145399
Huehuehue
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>>2145388
No whiteknight or artist will trace someone's IP
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>>2145374
no
but being a slut would probably make you p.good in bed
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>>2145378
>immaturity
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>>2145409

She's not a slut.
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>>2145402
Good.
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When is the friend off deadline
This is very important
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>>2145403
>google images
I would pull an Oedipus at that point
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>>2145352
> I thought Rarity was in a gigantic mouth

She does have a gigantic mouth if you know what I mean
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>>2145423
Yeah, that's pretty much my point.
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>>2145436
No
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>>2145432
You would fuck your mother and kill your dad?

Or just stab yourself in the eyes
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>>2145427
4 hours
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>>2145424
SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT
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>>2145427
30th, hurry up man!
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>>2145436
>>2145439
for dvore silly
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>>2145441
All of the above of course. Where do you think we are?
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>>2145424
>>2145424
>>2145424
>>2145424
aahahah
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>>2145448
That's unpleasant.
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>>2145432
Loa Loa
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So GG wrote Rarity's Generous Plan, huh? I'm not really surprised.
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>>2145444
Get off the tablet :|
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>>2145444

Goddammit.
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>>2145460
That would depend entirely on the type of dvore that is used
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>>2145467
>tablet
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>>2145424
This reminds me of Hometuck General and everyone kept calling Vriska a slut so much it became a thing
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>>2145467
NO
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>haven't been here in weeks
>still hate it
>still can't bring myself to leave the page
Ah, the memories.
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>>2145481
To be fair, Vriska WAS a slut.
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>>2145436
Well she does like to talk
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>>2145375
>>2145403
>>2145432
>>2145441
>>2145457
>>2145463
>YOU PEOPLE
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>>2145493
No more then Rarity is
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>>2145493
Just like Rarity
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>>2145416
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>>2145477
Aprops to nothing, I've heard rariy's vagina is pretty loose
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>>2145498
I like parasitiology! Don't blame me.
Also no, not parasitic castration
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>>2145485
Does it have a pressure sensor so app developers can write code to have the slut react appropriately? Because that'd be awesome.
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>>2145481
I ventured into an HSG recently. It seemed like they had some of the same jokes we did. It was like an alternate universe of us.
I say we're Universe 1
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>>2145507
>>2145510

Guys please my pompadour is starting to impair my vision already.
>that feel when it actually makes you sad when people call your waifu a slut when you just know she's not
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>>2145525
They're universe A
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>>2145466
That was Semi, wasn't it?
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>>2145525
HSG is older than us, so we'd be U2.

But I'd call us Universe A.
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>>2145529
;_;
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>>2145525
Homestuck has been around longer than MLP
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>>2145511
I would pay Rarity so many gems for all night, no limits snuggling
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>>2145529
All the ponies are sluts in this place anon.
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>>2145538
>>2145534
My Futurama negros
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>>2145518
You are a genius. Where do I throw my money?
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I'll just leave this here.
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>>2145507
>>2145510
>You will never get cuddle with the two biggest cuddlesluts, Rarity and Vriska
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>>2145554
What kind of reaction is that?
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My jimmies.
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>>2145563
They are not cuddlesluts, they are cocksluts
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>>2145556
I thought that was a fully pony thing from the thumbnail.
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>>2145574
Fluffy. I can't even type it right these days.
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>>2145493
No, she was a bitch. A huge one.
And still is, death means nothing in Homestuck.
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>>2145570
Context is nice.
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>>2145563
I'd rather cuddle with Twilight and Terezi.
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>>2145588
What in the actual fuck
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>>2145583
>>2145510
>>2145507
>Trying to defend Vriska's honour by impugning Rarity
Rarity's not a slut. Vriska is. There's no comparison.
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>>2145570
What is this from?
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>>2145595
I think it's one of those fireworks like wot was on south park.
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>>2145595
Polymerization of p-Nitroaniline
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>People calling Rarity a slut
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>>2145591
>snuggled between the two of them
>cant get any sleep because she's trying to like Twilight all night
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>>2145598
>defending her honor
>calling her a bitch
What?
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>>2145598
Stay mad Rarifag, you're waifu is a slut.
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>>2145536
unless, RS is GG in disguise?
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>>2145611
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>>2145615
Pffheh.
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Is that right?
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Royal Iridiscence pls go
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>>2145611
>not ignoring them and taking solace in the fact that you have less people to share your waifu with
I'm watching you, though
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>2012
>"slut"-shaming
Mares have just as much right to enjoy an active sex life as stallions.
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>>2145590
>>2145601

Rebecca Dart is the one who came up with Chrysalis' design.

Sure, she's cool with it but what the fuck.
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>>2145629
HOW DARE YOU SHE'S A NICE LADY
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>>2145648
A man after my own heart
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>>2145643
Rarifag please go.
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>>2145652

Never said being a slut is a bad thing
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>>2145652
Look, I just want to cuddle. She can fill up with 100 dicks for all I care
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>>2145654
God I hate Tumblr so fucking much
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>>2145669
Eww
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>>2145654
Whos Rebecca Dart?
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>>2145654
>farting in front of your family
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>>2145669
>your waifu is filled with 100 dicks
>she explodes in a shower of dicks, the concussion blowing you against the wall, as fast-moving dicks pelt your body
RIP anon
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Guys, Rarity is an attentionwhore...we hate those righth?
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>>2145648

I can't help it, it just makes me sad how people can be that insensitive.
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>>2145410
>>2145410
hmm
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>>2145681
"Rebecca Dart is the one who came up with Chrysalis' design."

It was right in the post you quoted, Dawn.
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>>2145681
>didn't read
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>>2145696
>>2145700
I see thank you.
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>>2145689
Pinkie is a bigger attention whore
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>>2145687

What, you don't? We have farting competitions for christ's sake. I thought that was normal.
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>>2145688
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>>2145709
Thats not Dash.
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>>2145688
I didnt mean at the same time.

I like pony non sexually. What they do with whomever is none of my bussiness
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>>2145710
That's...just great. anon.
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>>2145709
So are Trixie and Rainbow Dash
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>>2145611
SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT
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>>2145654
I find it sad that people do that and don't even bother to look at or appreciate everything else she has to offer.
Her handling of watercolours and inks are gorgeous and they blow her off because she won't post her ponies? what
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>>2145710
>Farting competitions
What the fuck
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>>2145556

Why does that work?
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>>2145710
>>
I just realized all ponies are attention whores

Even Twilight
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>>2145709
>Pinkie
>Not Dash.
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>>2145724
>bronies in a nutshell
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>>2145729
Well who wins!?!?!1
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>you will never vidja with the sun goddess
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>>2145736
We all lose.
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>>2145716
>>2145732
its still a true statement
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>>2145723
>And the tombstone read
>"Here lies the table. Forever broken. It will be missed."
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>>2145719
>>2145725
Do you guys even live?
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>>2145736
It was a long and brutal battle, but Derpy shall always be the fartiest pony and come out victorious.
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>>2145740
>Then have hot steamy cuddles with her afterwards
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>>2145740
>implying alicorns are gods
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>>2145724
>bronies in a nutshell
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>>2145751
Not in the Bible Belt
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>>2145740
Why can't I meet girls who like to play video games in their underwear?
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>>2145740
I would like to motorboat them titties.
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My book just came in the mail.
Do you guys think Twilight likes learning about Slavic mythology?
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>>2145757
>challenge human Celestia to a game
>Winner gets to be the big spoon
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>>2145740
Who wears fancy lace lingerie to play vidya in
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>>2145761
Does the bible allow fartings?
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>>2145763
why can't i meet video games in their underwear?
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>>2145776
>I intentionally lose
>not that I could ever beat her if I tried
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>>2145782
Why can't I video games?
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>>2145773
Twilight likes learning
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>>2145763
Why can't I meet girls who like to play video games
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>>2145794
why
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>>2145763

Why can't I meet girls.
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>>2145773
No.
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>>2145778
Princesses?

>imagning all the gamer Luna shit like this now
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>>2145794
Why can't I?
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Why video games can't girls?
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>>2145798
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>>2145763
Why can't I meet girls
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Why can't vidya be girls
>>
>>
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>>2145779
Well it doesn't allow eating shrimp, so why not?
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>>2145801
>You will never meet a girl as perfect as RD
>You will never attempt to court her, slowly bringing her out of her defensive-mechanism shell
>You will never snuggle with her, having shown her what it's like to be a lady
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>>2145815
Because girls cannot into ZA RODINU
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>>2145740
>Boy I sure don't know a lick about perspective.
-Anything by JJ or MS
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>>2145826
Goddammit MLPG stop making me hate real life
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>>2145804
Twilight would never say that

She's too autastic to swear
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>>2145823
>Celestia farts in your direction
>Get a sunburn
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>>2145843
Darn right?
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>>2145826
I dunno, man. I guess she'd make a fairly decent personal trainer if she could be bothered to show up on time, but she ain't perfect.
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>>2145826
Hey Dash can be a lady, it just calls for special occasions.
>you will never be that special occasion
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>>2145842
You wouldn't be here if that wasn't what you wanted.
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>>2145763
oh i bet you do but they're ugly, or fat, or batshit insane, or won't stop talking about their boyfriends, thus you ignore them
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>>2145804
>implying Crackle isn't a Zmej
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>>2145854
I said "as perfect", implying non-absolute perfection.
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>>2145863
Not me, I just don't meet girls period.
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>>2145823
It'll be her toughest battle yet, but I think she'll manage.

As the two ponies lied exhausted and all farted out on the ground, just moments before Celestia's victory is declared, Derpy Hooves would let out a single, final, defiant poot, just narrowly sealing her title as Fartiest Pony for all of time.
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>>2145854
Is there something im not remembering that makes people call Dash lazy? I mean yeah she is always show napping, but in the first fucking episode we see how efficient at her job she is. I mean if she has nothing else to do why cant she nap?
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>>2145863
I'd be fine with crazy

anything besides the crushing loneliness pressing down everynight like a smothering pillow on my face
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>>2145823
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>>2145881
>that feel when even if you met any you would think "nah, she would never pay attention to me, i'd better ignore her, and everyone else"
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Cars on Terse's!

http://www.livestream.com/bickerbox
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>>2145893
Because you don't finish a workout in ten seconds no matter how fast you are?
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>>2145903
>Stream
Some Cry.
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Anyone feel like some flockdraw?
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>>2145897
>not cuddling that pillow pretending it's your waifu
>>
I hate pones
>>
All right, now that The Hunchback of Notre Dame is done, we've moved on in a different direction Cars, a Disney Pixar film. It's of questionable quality, but still great fun, so if you're interested, come check it out!
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>>2145924
Link would be appreciated
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>>2145893
Efficiency and lazy aren't mutually exclusive.
She's lazy because she doesn't do her job punctually. She was napping before work not after.
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>>2145924
>>2145903
>that feel when you post but forget to check the thread and someone else has already linked it
Well, god damn.
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>>2145923
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>>2145928


>>2145903
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>>2145924
Play The Little Cars instead!
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>>2145915
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>>2145909
wait what? im talking about how fast she is as a weather pony. What you said to me implied that she wouldn't show up because she is lazy, which brought on my question.
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>>2145920
Its a metaphorical pillow

And I do that anyway
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>>2145944
I think a lot of us do.
It helps just that little bit, doesn't it? ;_;
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5 days!
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>tfw your waifu doesn't like anal
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>>2145929
But her deadline was for the celebration, not for when Twilight showed up. And while true it might be in bad form, it got done and on time at that. Besides she seems to be the boss as far as weather in ponyville goes anyways so i think she can be allowed the leniency.
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>>2145923
>mfw
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>>2145958
Whos your husbando artist?
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>>2145938
But...I don't have that! ;_;
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>>2145950
Sometimes, between that moments of awake and sleep, I can almost fool myself and to thinking I'm holding Pinkie

If only just for a moment
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>>2145966
Slow down Rarity, that's not a dick
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>>2145966
Wh-what kind of re-reaction is that?
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>>2145978
Play the trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tJsAuG2TR8
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>>2145905
And now he's gone
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>>2145958
A.J.
FICS WHEN
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>>2145965
Well ascribing laziness to some one is subjective anyways. Where I see lazy you see procrastination I suppose.
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>>2145991
But we're already in the middle of the movie!
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>>2145958
I am not even anticipating it
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>>2145983
It hurts because you feel so close to your waifu at times.

Like it causes physical pain for me. Also sometimes the sharp ends of the down press into my chest. That hurts too.
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>>2145854
>but she ain't perfect.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>2146005
WELL STOP THE MOVIE
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Is Ross still mad?
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>>2146001
procrastination isn't bad, though! She knew she could do the job well ahead of schedule, there was no need for her to do it immediately. Indeed, doing it immediately gives more of a chance for things to go wrong!
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>>2146031
Why should we care? He should die fuming his head off
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>>2146029
I AM TOO MUCH OF A CASUAL TO INTERRUPT THE MARATHON MOVIE EXPERIENCE

FOR SEVEN HOURS THERE HAVE BEEN NO BREAKS AND THERE WILL NOT BE ONE NOW
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>>2145992
>Confusing MT for AB
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>>2146001
It just seems Dash being the lazy one is borderline fanon. I mean whenever there is a task that they all need to work on, Dash gets right to work with it.
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>>2145917
I think we've successfully driven off most of the drawfags now.
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>>2146042
FINE THEN DAMMIT I WASN'T EVEN WATCHING SO THERE
I have to go to work soon, I'm sorry
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Twilight
Twilight Twinkle
Twinkleshine
Twilight's mother
Mrs sparkle

Why can't I hold all these names?
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>>2146031
Yo Sparkler, can I get a cap or someting of that fic with the dying pony in the lab?
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What's wrong with this shot?
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>>2146051
>slut
>topping
>implying sluttiest mare isn't twilight
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>>2146053
So wait

Is her brother's full name Shining Armor Sparkle?
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>>2146021
The fact that I read that in her voice is both staggering and incredible.

>>2146052
IT HURTS ME THAT YOU'D RATHER WORK THAN WATCH DISNEY MOVIES WITH US SCRUBS!
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>>2146051
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>>2146065
Fluttershy has no tail!
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>>2146065
Rarity's legs?
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>>2146045
>>2146033
So then what would you call this?
I mean come on, it's not a stretch to say that she has lazy streaks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzHAP5BGwRg
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>>2146065
That background pony has no tail.
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>>2146067
>implying Twilight is a slut
it's sexual experimentation and nothing more. She needs a wide dataset.
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>>2146048
Now we can lay us to rest
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>>2146065
>vlcsnap
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oh, my Princess...
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>>2146065
Rarity is a very flexible pony
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>>2146071
We have no idea how horse names work
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>>2146073

Jesus christ that thumbnail, I thought Pinkie's hair was Rarity's inner ear.
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>>2146072
>tfw imagining the voice cracks
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>>2146048
We still have Ross.

We'll always have Ross.
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>>2146065
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH FLUTTERSHY
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>>2146065
>Applejack in charge of expressing emotion
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>>2146051
>Posting cartoonlion
>EVER
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>>2146091
Nah, the only voice cracks I can imagine are Sweetie Belle's.
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>>2146089
>Rarity's inner ear
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>>2146088
APPLEJACK APPLE

LUIGI MARIO
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>>2146065
>Rarity being flexible
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>>2146079
>you will never have the unsandwiched version of this
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>>2146097
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>>2146104
>you will never release a torrent of your hot man-seed into Rarity's fluffy inner ear
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>>2146109

>implying there is one
>implying this isn't the joke
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>>2146105
Oh lawdy
Mario Mario
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>>2146111
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>>2146086
oh man, if I was every there with Luna like that, I'd just play video games all night and sleep in all morning, snuggling her
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>>2146116
I just want to take my finger and scratch out all the marshmallow wax.
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When you admit you're a brony, you get kicked in the nuts.
When you get kicked in the nuts, you become sterile and get cancer.
When you get cancer, you don't have any money to pay for college.
When you don't have any money to pay for college, you join the military.
When you join the military, you get shot twice and have your best friend die in a carbomb.
And when you you get shot twice and your best friend dies in a carbombing, you post sob stories on FiMFiction.

Don't post sob stories on FiMFiction. Come to MLPG today.
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>>2146133
>Luna plays videogames

brony pls go
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>>2146141

He said he was going to play video games, not Luna.

>MLPG in charge of reading comprehension
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>>2146107
>is it in yet?
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>>2146135
and eat it? Honestly, I would do that for her if she asked
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>>2146107
She always is.
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>>2146138
He will never be older than 30 at that rate
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>>2146145

God she's perfect.
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>>2146138
hue
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>>2146141
>>2146144
whats so wrong with wanting to spend time with my favorite pony doing my favorite hobby?
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>>2146138
>when i was 14 i got kicked so hard in the nuts that now i'm sterile
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>>2146148
Does it taste like marshmallow?
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>>2146076
i could argue that tending AJ's farm isnt her responsibility anyways but that just opens up other issues, so ill concede. But i still think its much that she is considered the lazy one.
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>>2146145
That anatomy.
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POST YOUR HEADCANONS
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>>2146168

Rarity is not a slut.
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>>2146168
ur a faget
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>>2146168
Celestia is a Lich
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Hurr.
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>>2146168
Fluttershy is one of the main characters
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>>2146160
I sure hope so
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>>2146138

...Would the army even accept a former cancer patient? This smells fake. Bronies always post fake stories for attention.
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>>2146166
I actually like that, sort of.
It has a lot of problems, but that tummy, those thighs, and that cute little dick
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>>2146168
No.
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>>2146168
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>>2146176

>totally rufus

What the fuck? Kids don't really say that, right?
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>>2146176
have the original?
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>>2146176
what
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>>2146181
Nigga you gay
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>>2146186
They don't
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>>2146176
>ponies standing on their hindlegs like humans
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>>2146168
Rarity is a virgin
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>>2146176
Durr.
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>>2146168
The reason Twilight is so useless a lot of the time is because unicorns can't do magic while aroused, and Twilight spends a lot of time around Rainbow's rear.
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>>2146176
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SWEENIE BELL'S FAAAAAAAAACE
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>>2146194
It is terrifying beyond rational thought
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>>2146195

Mah niggest of niggas.
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>>2146195
Thats canon.
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>>2146176
>Dem expressive vectors
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>>2146176
I'm dying here
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>>2146196
LOL
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>>2146191
But I also like vaginas
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>>2146196
>without the google translator quality
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>>2146180
You wouldnt be A1, but if you're cured and can do all the physical stuff I dont see why not
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>>2146208
Fluffy works for Hasbro now
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>>2146188
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>>2146196

>Im gonna have them!

There go my sides again.
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>>2146209
new reaction image
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>>2146217
Holy shit, Fluttershy's face in the last panel.
I have no idea what is going on.
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>>2146219
>audience screams and farts uncontrollably
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>>2146217
>>2146196
>>2146176
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>>2146196
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>>2146176
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>>2146228
>fart competition
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>>2146219
Why would something that doesn't even make sense get that many likes
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So someone just donated $100 to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk4Uwge4DzQ
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>>2146138

This is so fucking fake. It'd take 110 pounds of force to become sterile from a kick in the balls.
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>>2145917
If you want, the new room is "mlp", all lowercase without the quotes. You have to share with the rest of /mlp/, but as someone who went to the original floockdraw, they are pretty cool.
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>>2146238
yeah sure
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>>2146238
good, take an art class
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Such drama.
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>>2146238

Ross post that picture of your Celestia laying on her back you nigger.

I'm horny and it's a very hot picture.
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Fluttershy is always best comic pony.
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>>2146240
Obviously he try to rape a horse.
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>>2146240

It's definitely not hard to kick with 110 pounds of force
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Yesterday I drew you "Sweetie Belle playing basketball, and being adorable despite not being good at it" (some anon requested it). It was horrible, so I went and did a slightly-less-bad version. What else would you have me draw (something simple and non-sexual, I'm new to art).
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>>2146238
Why?
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>>2146248
oh wow, Rarity is thin skinned
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>>2146248
WHY IS SHE READING HER DIARY?
I DONT THINK THEY WATCH THE SHOW
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>>2146235
You rang?
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>>2146260
Rarity wearing a miko uniform
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>>2146196
>beautiful music good dreams

what?
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>>2146238
Don't forget to tell your grandma "Thank you."
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>>2146266
Stop being so Rufus
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>>2146256
haha

what comic is that reaction form
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>>2146238
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Spike tries to laugh, but he's dead on the inside.
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>>2146264
Well, she did call her a rufus.
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>>2146260
pinkie dancing and playing an accordion
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>>2146196
Now, I'm no AppleDash shipper, but I'm pretty sure they're snuggling there
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>>2146247
but he already left school
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>>2146284
It's from the show
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>>2146264
IMPLYING COMICS ARE CANON
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>"I have no clue."
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>>2146271
Miko? Do you mean Miku?
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>>2146289
Has Rarity's horn always been so thick?
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>>2146286
>spike in last panel
>thats funny, imma relax
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>>2146260

You mean this one?
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>>2146305
No, like a shrine maiden uniform. The red one, you know.
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I AM RUFUS
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>>2146304

Did Rarity's and Fluttershy's speech get switched in the second panel
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>>2146247
Frankly I don't see why LK is the one giving drawfag art lessons when it should clearly be Ross.
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>>2146238

Congratulations. I'm genuinely happy for you.
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>>2146304
>in two dayd
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>>2146286
Spike is a real dick. Why is he so mean to his waifu?
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>>2146314
SO that's what they're called, that's a really cute idea
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>>2146315
This is just bad.
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>>2146304
Haha, Rarity and Fluttershy switch balloons
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>>2146304
man the speech bubbles are all over the place
i don't know what to read first
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>>2146315
HAHA GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>
GG is best pony.

Seriously, a fucking genius - He's brilliant.
And as much as he'll say otherwise, he's also an amazing artist.
To be able to convey so perfectly any and all emotions and internal thoughts through line art in paint requires unprecedented talent - The likes of which I have found nowhere else in this fandom.
Not to mention he is constantly pumping this shit out! He produces masterpieces in seconds, while the rest of us struggle for hours or even days to make something that will still never touch on half of everything he was able to convey in a few lines.

GLITTER GLUE
GLITTER GLUE
GLITTER GLUE

If you're in here, I wanted to respond to something you said the other day.
I was one of the moral relativists in the scandal threads the other day - At one point you equated me to a highschool stoner and said something to the effect of
>If nothing can be objective then nothing matters. What's the point in having this conversation at all?
I just wanted to say that there doesn't have to be a point.
Nothing is innately anything. Things only take on the roles of which you give them. And these roles are often determined by how you grew up - There's nothing fixed, solid, or 'real' about them...
They can change.
Regardless, fun things are still fun - Lack of objectivity doesn't take away my ability to be entertained.
An ultimate conclusion that can be drawn from this, is that anything can potentially be entertaining (sad, enjoyable, etc.) - Because what we think of as ___ is something we ourselves put on the object/situation, not part of the object/situation itself.

Sorry - This got way longer than I intended...

idk
If you have thoughts on this, I'd love to hear them.
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>>2146333
POMF
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>>2146284
one of the german comics.
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>>2146271
>>2146288
I think I'll try Pinkie. I already rejected a Pinkie request a week ago.
>>2146313
No, I am not Ross, and that loos like American football.
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>>2146316
No, I am Rufus
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>>2146304
>dat spike
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>>2146336
You can stop pretending Ross.
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>>2146336
nice copypasta you have there. Got some sauce to that?
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Gooooooood morning Viet-pone!

What's going on today?
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>>2146336
Ross pls go
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>>2146336
You are trying way too hard Ross
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>>2146352

Man, fuck Spike. He doesn't deserve Rarity as his waifu.
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>>2146357
Failure and misery. The usual.
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>>2146357
Ross is being a faggot
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>>2146315
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>>2146304
>Spike's blank, soulless eyes in each panel
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I could buy one of those magazines, scan and translate them but I am too big of a wuss to go get one
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>>2146357
Draw more orn wal
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>>2146350
>>2146356
>>2146359
I'm not even ross and it's not even a copypasta...
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>that feel when you have the original unedited comics on your HD

WHY ARE THEY SO IRRITATING TO FIND ON THE INTERNET
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>>2146336
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>>2146304
>Today, I will be YOUR assistant
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>>2146370

Stop that. Those aren't funny. Continue with the Rarity comic.
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>>2146389
Spike.rar
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>>2146357
Nachoes, Leth, Ross, GG, Steam, drama and anger.

When will it all end?
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>>2146384
It doesn't matter.

Ross is a metaphor now. He is everything terrible about MLPG, personified.
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>>2146391
They are a classic faggot, shut the fuck up
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>>2146400
>>>/b/
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>>2146368
>>2146367
Yep, that does sound like the usual all right.

Besides that, how are you anons doing? Everyone doing alright?

>>2146383
nou
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>>2146370
>Fluttershy's last bubble speech.

FUCK MY SIDES HAHAHA
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>>2146397
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>>2146397
It will never end, unfortunately.
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>>2146407
>>>/B/
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>>2146397
There is only one way off the ride, anon.

I don't recommend it!
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>>2146397
whats Leth got to do with this?
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>>2146397
>>2146414
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>>2146416
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCJ7BOeCpkY
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Someone wanted this
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>>2146399
What if Ross isn't real, and all he really is just a massive alter ego?

Everytime he posts, one of us blacks out and posts in his stead?
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>>2146399
>thinking that all the moral talks had the other day were terrible
Really?
I thought they were great.
Some of the best threads we've had in a while.
Though some cry
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>>2146430
>Agent Smith
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>>2146430
That's one really shitty alter ego
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>>2146430
What if everyone else on MLPG is actually just one guy posting on multiple computers?
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>>2146420
You aren't allowed to say a bad thing about Leth, while it's perfectly fine to say what you wish about anyone else.
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>>2146446
What if everyone on 4chan is the same guy samefagging really hard and you are the only other person on here?
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>>2146429
how is that any way to ask somebody to watch a movie with you
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>>2146429
NO

NO-ONE WANTED THIS
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>>2146417
>>>/anal/
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>>2146447
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>>2146447
EVERY.

FUCKING.

TIME.
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>>2146447
it just doesn't capture the feeling of the bad original grammar
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>>2146429
No one wanted that, silly filly~
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>>2146455
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>>2146450
what bad things are there to say about Leth? You do know unpopular opinions will get you called a faggot right?
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>>2146450
Leth is a really cool guy in and outside the General but I'm with you, Leth's kid fans are annoying
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>>2146455
Oh be quiet, you don't speak for the majority. Ross is a well respected contributor here.
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>>2146465

That's pretty neat cosplay right there.
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>>2146429

Thank you very much.
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>>2146463

Yeah okay

>>2146249
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>>2146429
Great work as always.
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>>2146482
That was Ross samefagging
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>>2146488
Samefagging 101
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>>2146474
*snrk* Good one.
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>>2146489

>every other post is Ross samefagging

I love how paranoid we get around Ross.
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>>2146447
>>2146458

Every time
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>>2146482
It doesn't count when you ask yourself for something Ross.
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>>2146489

WHAT IF ROSS IS POSTING AS A MILLION DIFFERENT PEOPLE AT ONCE
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>>2146498

I don't get it.
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>>2146470
Unless Leth himself posts, the most I ever hear about him is when we get fanart of ponies and computers.
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>>2146466
Frankly the people who go to length to ingratiate themselves with Leth (or rather, the Leth fan club) are the annoying ones.

People seem to hate when the bronies do it, but when MLPG does the same thing it's okay.
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>>2146511
I'd deliver a package to her. If you know what I mean.
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>>2146506
Who is Ross.
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Creepy post something stupid!
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>>2146507
xD so randumb
pffffffthahahahhahahah
MY SIDES
dis picture unrsutles my jimmyis
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>>2146514
That doesn't make any sense. She works already for the mail system.
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>>2146507
Power tools
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>>2146519
Whaddya know, you got it in one
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>>2146519
Gee, okay! Since you asked for it, Creepy!

This is a pone butt.
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>>2146524
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>>2146519
Ponyfy this.
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>>2146055
The augmentation one?

I am sadly convinced it was never capped.
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>>2146511
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Magic has side effects.
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>>2146534
>Shy is 12 pony years
what's not to get?
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>>2146532
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>>2146532
Thanks for the awesome work!

Wow, so this is how Ross feels like?

Feels pretty good.
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>>2146534
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>>2146534
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>>2146551
Why is this picture of SB so popular
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>>2146550
Get the fuck out Spitty, you are as annoying as him.
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>>2146536
I met them on the Jupiter belt, quite nice actually. Just bad manners when it comes to travelling along star snot.
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>>2146535
>pony tools
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>>2146555

Because he's happy.
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someone please screencap all this GGxRoss drama

it's fucking hilarious
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I want to draw, but the depression is kicking in again.

What do I do to motivate myself?
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Since we're not discussing ponies anyway....


You know the samurai in Brazil? You know, Sam fights him, he represents technology and oppressiveness and "the system"? He finally defeats him and unmasks him to see his own face.

Sam, you're I.
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>>2146571
Use your depression as fuel.
It works for virtually every other artist on the Internet.
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>>2146571
DRAW ANYWAY
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So who are you voting for?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAlw5lnCvWA
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>>2146572
and Number One was Number Six
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>>2146571
Hmm.

You should be having fun while drawing, try something new!
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>>2146523
You think mail people deliver their own mail?
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>>2146571
Why are you depressed anon? Drawing should be fun
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>>2146571
You can kick SB too, you know.

Now, draw AJ jumpimng rope.
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>>2146572
That only works if you have a british accent, you limey
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>>2146581
Ross_Jared_subway.png
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>>2146583
Or is there a neverending chain of mailmen delivering mail to other mailmen
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>>2146538
do the tripfag one
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>>2146590
...Ross, make it happen.
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>>2146569
Did I miss some GGxRoss drama?

Or is it the same old "Ross is bitterly resentful of GG's popularity, since GG isn't a great artist while Ross has a vastly self-inflated opinion of himself".
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i can't stop thinking about incredibly gay things i want to do with this handsome stallion

help
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>>2146588
The hell is going on in this?
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>>2146605
QUIT TELLING HIM TO DRAW YOU SHIT
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>>2146597
>>2146588
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>>2146597
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>>2146557
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>>2146583
Quis custodiet of mail ipsum custodis of mail?
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>>2146606
It's more GG getting buttmad at ross and repeatedly telling him to get dunked, to the point of derailing any semblance of discussion
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THIS THREAD WAS GOING TO BE PERFECT
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>>2146619
>GG
>The one buttmad
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>>2146581
>Pinkie would never raid your clothing drawer
>She would never put on your pant and try to act like a human
>You would never appreciate the simple fun she having or join along
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>>2146606
spot on
>>2146619
hi ross
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>>2146622
>could care less
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>>2146609
http://braeburned.tumblr.com/post/23562497086/if-it-doesnt-work-click-it-its-animated-looky
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>>2146619
Ross plz go
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>>2146583
In this show, they mail each other
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>>2146588
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>>2146609
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>>2146619
>This is my personal blog!
>Ross get dunked
>N-no you are mad xd
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>>2146628
>GGdefendingapedophile.gif
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>>2146636
now i am fully erect

this is not helping
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>>2146636
Woa.
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>>2146636

The floating dildo kills it for me.
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>>2146629
>You will never slowly undress a playful pink pony
>she will never feel your warm hands gliding against her smooth fur as you remove your jeans from her legs
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOuNX2azWRQ
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>>2146478
>>2146488
>>2146429
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>>2146668
>Roflbot
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>>2146668
He looks like he has downs.
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>>2146629
>Pinkie wearing your shirt to sleep in
>Its so big on her
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Hmm
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>>2146681
OH COME ON
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>>2146681

I just don't learn.
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>>2146681
Man.
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>>2146681
we're not on /co/ anymore

:(
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>>2146660
>You will never lie her down on your bed to ease the process
>You will never begin to pull your underwear off of those powerful hips
>Your hand will never accidently brush against her marehood, making her squirm and giggle
>You will never stop, looking up to her face for confirmation
>Pinkie will never wink at you.
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>>2146668

U, G, L, Y, you ain't go no alibi...
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>>2146693

You look like a right mess being covered in goo.
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>>2146668
He looks like a typical art graduate
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>>2146681
God damn it.
Every time I start to get used to this I end up browsing on my phone and fuck all that over.
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>>2146681
but wheres the image
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>>2146681
>mfw i mouseover
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>>2146336
>>2146336
>>2146336
No one wants to delve super deep with me and tell me their thoughts then?

I'm just bored at work is all...
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>>2146681
COME ON
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>>2146705
twitchy-twitcha twitcha twitch!
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>>2146703
I was just thinking the same thing
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>>2146703
Too bad he got kicked out for being such an obnoxious cunt.
Now he's here
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>>2146711
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>>2146581
>>2146584
I like drawing, it's just that looking at the shit I draw I knowing that it's shit makes me depressed.

I almost envy the ability of people like Ross to live in their own little world where they think everything they draw is good and everyone loves it.
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>>2146711
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>>2146681
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>>2146735
I don't think Ross is delusional, I think he just realizes that he can't please everbody, but that doesn't mean some of us don't enjoy it.

inb4 lazy accusations of "hi ross"
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>>2146748
hi ross
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>>2146711
Do you have anybody left who cares about you?

Because I killed each and every one of them. Your pompadour is next.
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>>2146748
hi ross
seriously, there is no other response to this. Just because you inb4'd doesn't make it any less true.
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>>2146748

I'm really glad I'm not the only anon at the moment that likes Ross's art.
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>>2146748
>I don't think Ross is delusional
Hi Ross
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>>2146735
I get the same feeling some times, I don't know how to say it, but you really just need to have fun while drawing.

If it's not fun, take a little break, you should miss drawing in a day or two.
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>>2146697
But the /co/ spirit is still here.

Somewhere. I'm sure we're got some still, it's always kicking around in the cupboard. Behind the tinned tomatoes. Maybe it fell behind the shelves? Ah, there it is...

...no wait, that's just more Ross art.

Oh well, I'm sure it'll turn up.
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>>2146735
What you need to do is develop on your love for drawing. Don't worry about how it's not looking like you want it to yet. That'll come with time. How you're feeling just means you have taste. You know what you want, and soon enough you'll get it. Just work on not thinking about it. (I wish that was as easy as it sounds, but it's all I got).
Just love drawing. The product doesn't matter. Just have some fun. Lighten up man.
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pillow fort
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Soul Licker
VortexFire ChainsFastMortarInvulnerable
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>>2146762
>>2146760
>>2146753
You're tempting me to go full autism and record a video of myself talking about why I like Ross's stuff.
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>>2146748

Ross just wants attention. He doesn't care if it's negative attention or not. He keeps doing things just to get a rise from us.

Hi Ross.
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>>2146773
Why do I even look for vit on gear when everything just fucking 1 shots me anyways.
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>>2146768
Sometimes it feels like people here are actively trying to distance us from our /co/ heritage.
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>>2146773
gotta get dat resistances
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>>2146773
>LoL
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>>2146735

You gotta be fuckin kidding me. I get frustrated with my work all the time. My grasp of anatomy isn't quite there, my men are better than my women in drawings. Hands still give me trouble, I can hardly do any dynamic poses involving feet or balancing unless I have a reference, and I feel sometimes that my poses are stiff because a lot of the body faces one direction, it doesn't arch or twist as much as it should. I also wish that I was better at drawing characters interacting with each other, particularly touching. I couldn't even begin to think I'm a great artist when the people I regularly hang out with on IRC routinely display work that's better than mine. That's why I go there, because they're tough, but amiable and push me to do better.

Never mind that though, you're just going to conveniently pass over those details.
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PREPARE YOUR NEW HORSES
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>>2146748
I don't know, seeing his conversation with Sparkler kinda confirmed he's at an AB level of self-deception.

Or should that be that AB is at Ross's level.
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Would y'all give up already.
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>>2146798
>that feel when a big part of you sympathises as a victim of abuse and a big part of you is horrified at what is effectively manslaughter
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>>2146812
I don't want there to be a new thread
We don't deserve one
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>>2146735
>>2146769
http://www.ctrlpaint.com/home/2012/5/1/the-drawing-habit.html
Building up on this, I wanted to share this video. It's not exactly on my point, but the advice really helped me get over the product and just learn to love the process.
Though coloring is still the shit tier part.
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>>2146781
And I'm tempted to start collecting knives, master the butterfly knife, and l2throwing knives and go full knife nut. But sometimes, we must take those urges and push them ASIDE, because we know them to be unwise.
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Why is she so perfect, /co/?
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>>2146812
NO NEW HORSE. NOT NOW. NOT EVER.
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>>2146798
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>>2146810
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>2146773
>Playing Barbarian
>My face when Act II inferno

Why do I even play this fucking gear-grind of a game anyway
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>>2146825
Only furries like Gilda that way
it's science
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>>2146821
>coloring
>shit tier

That's where I have the most >fun
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>>2146768

You mean like how Gundam-anon just posted this for the first time in ages?

>>2146711
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>>2146842
It was really fun until inferno
I just wish games would find other avenues to increase difficulty other than raw numbers of enemy stats.
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>>2146856
We do all the same stuff we did then, that picture still gets posted more than infrequently.
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>>2146842
you have to be a casual who never played diablo 2
gear grind is the whole game
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>>2146848
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU PEOPLE HANDLE IT?
THE FUCKING COLORED LINES THE FUCKING SPOTS I MISSED THE FUCKING BACKGROUNDS THE FUCKING SHADING THE FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
FUCK.
WORST PART OF THE PROCESS
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>>2146862
>Walling
>inferno
>invulnerable
>shielded minions
>fast
>vampiric
>molten
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>>2146810
>conveniently pass over those details
But of course.

We hate you, you know.
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkGwogaashY
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>>2146882
Everything about drawing frustrates me.

That's why I quit.
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>>2146882
Painting, yo.

>>2146897
Never quit!
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>>2146822
I just get tired of having to defend myself when I disagree with people who claim "literally everybody here hats you ross"

I don't love his stuff, or anything, but jesus.
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>>2146903
I don't care if you like Ross' stuff.
But, seriously, you think he's not delusional?
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>>2146897
I refuse to quit.

I'm not quite bad enough to give up, just not quite good enough to really get anywhere either.
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>>2146897
Not even the sketching part?
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>>2146838
Did you color that? If so, missed a bit of her mane. That zig-zag to the right of her cheek is part of it.
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>>2146901
>never quit

Too late. I have shit coming up anyways.
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>>2146916
I think some degree of delusion is normal, and MLPG as a whole is more deluded than average anyway.
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>>2146922
It's a bad feeling.

But steal styles from other artists, it may seem bad but god damn if it doesn't work.
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>>2146930
No, I only saved it.
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>>2146941
Ah, dang. Oh well.
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>>2146901
>painting
Also shit tier.
Fucking three dimensional forms and your fucking wrap around the forms and your fucking contour shits.
Fuck.
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all this started when because darf wrote him a story
what the fuck darf
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>>2146939
Even professionals steal

http://gurneyjourney.blogspot.com/2012/05/missing-lecomte.html
http://gurneyjourney.blogspot.com/2007/09/borrowing-part-1.html
http://gurneyjourney.blogspot.com/2007/09/borrowing-part-2.html
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>>2146818
Good thing to know that Ross is too stupid to figure out the timer function on his camera.
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>>2146903
Some people hate him, most are entirely indifferent. The few who say they like him (putting aside the high probability that they're trolls who want to spite the first two groups) are so few in number as not to matter.

And yet, he comes here and thinks he matters in some way. When all evidence says he doesn't. Which only makes people like him less.
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>>2146929
Tried it.

Made me rage like a thousand suns since I could never get it right.
>>
We suck today, may as well survey about it.
let's see how many Anons actually hate Ross.

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/6DGMSYG
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Why does everyone think that they have to be at a certain skill level to warrant drawing? I always hear "I won't be good enough, I never improve, it's so hard, etc."
Why the fuck don't you guys just draw for the >fun of it?
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>>2146954
I don't get how you can not like painting, it's very relaxing.

But maybe you're tackling it wrong?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YH5MEyNuIM

Which pone would like disco?
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>>2146971
I do have fun, but being not good enough for people to like your stuff is a tiny little bit discouraging.
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>>2146966
Do you at least like making lines on paper?
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NEW HORSE WHERE
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>>2146969

>People are going to clear cookies and vote more than once
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>>2146960

>he thinks I think I'm important

No, not really. That's kind of why I don't use a name or a secure tripcode, unlike Daftykins who does...whatever he does, I don't know what he contributes.
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>>2146700
>you will never miss the wink because you were looking at her face
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>>2147008
>>2147008
>>2147008
>>2147008
>>2147008
>>2147008
>>2147008
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>>2146971
Because even though you're having fun, your drawing is still your child. Your baby. And you want the best for it. You want it to be the best it can be and you want other people to love it too.
And when they don't, it depresses you.
This isn't the same for everyone, but for me, that was the thinking for a long time.
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>>2147003
>That's kind of why I don't use a name or a secure tripcode

No, you don't put on one because nearly everyone filtered you when you did.
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>>2146971
Because no fun, only rage.
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>>2147003
Your >style is your tripcode, to be fair.
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>>2146971
I don't think I need a certain level of skill to draw, just to actually share what I draw.

All the other artists seem to have fun with what they do, and people like to join in with them. Even Ross has his little hate-based circlejerk going on. Whereas I'm too crap to draw the attention of anyone. Which is okay while I'm learning, but doesn't change the feeling I'm missing out on something.
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>>2147000
>putting forth that much work to say you hate Ross
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>>2147003
You don't use a name because you know people will filter you.

That kinda crap doesn't fly when you even changed your image naming scheme because figured out how to filter it.

At least be honest for god's sake.
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>>2146974
Lineart is relaxing.
Coloring isn't.
Does this color work with that one? No? How about this? No wait. No that doesn't look right. No now they're clashing. No wait. Shit. Fuck. This isn't. I can't.
So on and so forth.
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>>2147057
I hate lineart like you hate coloring.

Wanna be friends?
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>>2147057
I have that exact feeling when inking.
>oh shit, how do I make ths stroke smoother
>wait fuck, I was inking on the sketch layer
>holy tits this looks awful
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>>2147115
>>wait fuck, I was inking on the sketch layer
>that feel

FUCK FUCK FUCK
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<3
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>>2147772
Eat shit
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>>2147786
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>>2147849
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>>2150188 (Cross-thread)
>>2150194 (Cross-thread)
>Hello kid
>No need to be afraid
>We might look scary
>But we are here on behalf of Celestia
>Now tell us what happened here
>As you saw it.
The little colt ponders for a while.
"Well I was out playing when I saw this really scary monster and ran away and fell and hurt myself and then those three came and helped me and then the other three came and killed the nice ponies and here I am now"
>>2150226 (Cross-thread)
The corpses vaguely resonate as evil, implying their base motivations were twisted, but they did not die doing evil acts.

>>2149988 (Cross-thread)
>>2150021 (Cross-thread)
You two arrive on scene as well.
>Where have you been?
>Do you have any news?
>>
>>2150394
The fat pony's cutie mark
"I was only acting to my best knowledge."
>>
>>2150357
The Preacher tells the Twins that the corpses had some evil motives with the child.

I just stand there and watch as the events unfold.
>>
>>2150394
We were able to get into some kind of lab run by the cultists and we retrieved this book and some notes on autopsies.
>>
>>2150433
meant to link to >>2150394
>>
>>2150394
This >>2150441
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>>2150428
It is three circles in a triangle pattern.
>>2150433
>We doubt it
>What use is a child to cultists
>>2150441
>>2150473
>Good, good
>This is what you came for
>As far as we know, the cultists needed these to raise dragons without resorting to the runes
>Well done.
>Was there anything else?

>This simply leaves the fates of the sheriff and the child to be decided.
>Celestial Radiant.
>You, as an outspoken opponent of necromancy should know best
>The child is dead
>But yet he lives, happy as ever
>Would you kindly smite it down as the abomination it is?
>Or would you rather admit that perhaps exceptions need to be made at times?
>>
>>2150394
back. and from now on the leader either does the leashing or picks someone to lease because that last part was confusing as all hell

"they were evil, and smelly; even before their apparent deaths"
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>>2150525
Well, there was a magical urn but it broke when a cultist dropped it.
>>
>>2150525
"who knows wha- wait wait wait what with the Sheriff? I thought he was just mad at the tracker, hold on"

>Cast detect evil on the sheriff
>>
>>2150525
"Ever heard of starting the training young? If they'd gotten the child under their influence now, he would have turned traitor later."
"About that child...what now?"
>>
>>2150544
Hearing this, the Sheriff suddenly looks up and yells "WHAT!?"
>>
>>2150525
A magic urn but is broken now.
>I handle the urn shards to Cloack.
>>
>>2150584
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>>2150573
Sheriff is pitch black evil.
>>2150544
>>2150584
>Phylactery.
>Remarkable.
>Fortunate.
>Indeed. Now then.
The twins walk up to the tied down sheriff, who is now mostly just yelling obscenities and spitting.
>Stay away, we suspect he is a lich.
>This might get a bit messy.
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>>2150525
"Smite him down?
He is a children of dark arts now, yes...
But he is just an innocent kid!
It wasn't his fault he ended up like this!"

I turn to the child
"This might be hard on you, and maybe you didn't even notice it, but you are dead.
Dark magics made you walk and think again.
You probably can't go back to your parents now, and you would be shunned by the living.
We can't do anything about it now, I'm sorry.
But you might have a chance, I'm sure we could find you a position where you could train or work hard to become useful for Equestria...
The question is, do you want it?
Do you want to remain undead, or do you wish to be put at rest?"
>>
>>2150644
KILL IT

KILL IT NOW
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>>2150644
"Uh, well if the kid is good to go, and it's like Radiant says, I can carry him to canterlot.
I'm sure he could...be useful to us.
>>
>>2150658
"What's an 'undead', shiny lady?"
>>2150661
The twins plunge their blades into the sheriff's neck and pull sharply, severing the head. It still swears for a while as it rolls, until one of them smashes it underhoof.
>Your discoveried here may well have saved Ponyville from much harm
>It seems our worries here were misaimed
>Perhaps next time we meet it will be on less hostile grounds
>Until then.
The twins then vanish
>>
>>2150726
"So what do we do with this kid? Exactly how much of his head is missing?"
We should probably bring him into town.
>>
>>2150726
I nicker at the twins for leaving us
"Cleric, check the foal for evil!"

I turn to him again.
"You...
You have died.
Your heart doesn't beat anymore, and the only reason you are still here with us, is because a necromancer resurrected you.
I'm sorry to tell you this, but you are a monster now. I'm so sorry."
>>
>>2150759
Hey now, only because she's undead doesn't mean she's a monster.
>>
>>2150759
"hey lady, loosen up on the grimdark"
>>
>>2150726
unalarmingly cast detect evil on the child
>>
>>2150748
"No we shouldn't. Whatever we might do with him, his parents must never know this. We'll tell them that he died, but we can't let them see him like this."
>>
>>2150781
The kid is as clean as any child would be. Far purer than anyone else present.
>>2150759
"Bu-but I feel just fine! What do you mean I'm a monster now! YOU'RE MEAN!"
>>
>>2150800
>give the child an apple
"Eat this, you must be hungry"
>>
>>2150800
What does he look like
Details
>>2150794
"Look at who's dropping their whole lawful act now. Don't you think we should get their permission to take him anywhere?"
>>
Can we just kill him and move on? We are on a mission.
>>
>>2150794
We're not killing a child just because she was dead before.
>>
>>2150816
"Thank ya kind mister"
As he eats it, you can see the bare muscles and bones move around in the missing part of the head. It is kinda gross.
>>2150826
He has a large hole in his skull and is missing one eye. As he munches on the apple you can see a lot of the inner workings of his anatomy move around.
>>
>>2150800
"I'm sorry. Now listen to me carefully. We can take you to Canterlot. You know Canterlot don't you, it's the capital! But you can never return to Ponyville, or your parents. Do you understand that?"

"Anyone got a mirror?"

>>2150826
"And what would we say? 'We have your undead kid, now say goodbye to him?' It's easier for them if they won't know his condition."

>>2150832
"We are NOT going to kill a kid."
>>
>>2150832
Shut up anon, we're talking about important stuff over here
>>
>>2150826
>>2150832
>>2150840
THE CHILD IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF US, HAVE YOU LOST ALL DECENCY
>>
>>2150862
>"Anyone got a mirror?"
Here.
>>
>>2150857
Oh, man. That's like really bad. Can the healer fix it?
>>2150862
"Do you want him? No? Alright, we'll take him somewhere to be cared for. Besides for all we know they might accept him."
>>2150864
I thought we were whispering
>>
>>2150902
Do you know what happend when holy energy touch one of these creatures?
>>
>>2150902
>"Do you want him? No? Alright, we'll take him somewhere to be cared for."
Was supposed to quote the parents.
>>2150913
CAN THE NECROMANCER FIX IT?
>>
>>2150902
"This is a small hick-town, they would lynch him in less than a day!"
>>
>>2150920
Maybe he can.
>>
>>2150913
i've been repairing Gracious' breaks and damages without any harm
>>
>>2150920
I can only reanimate entire bodies or body parts, I can't restore flesh.
>>
>>2150938
Oh... well do it.
>>
>>2150862
>>2150878
The child listens to what you have to say, then thinks deeply. Canterlot is cool but he really wants to go home now.
He then looks in the mirror, freaks out and runs off into the woods.
Nice job guys.

You are free to return to Canterlot, or you can pursue the child.
>>
>>2150961
Great fucking idea, guys.
>>
>>2150961
"I don't know about you but I'm running after the kid"
Then I dash off using all my tracker knowledge.
>>
>>2150961
"We'll bring him to Canterlot, damn it!"

I run after him.
>>
>>2150961
Oh great now we have to track the monster.
>>
>>2150966
Well we had to make him realise somehow.
I just wanted to hold him when he saw the mirror...
>>
>>2150971
>>2150980
>>2150982
It's like someone doesn't want us to find him!
>>
>>2150993
I'm not leaving this damned forerst until we hind him.
>>
>>2150971
>>2150980
>>2150982
>>2151003
GAH
Let's find him as quickly as we can.
>>
>>2151003
Don't worry, me neither.
>>
>>2150971
>>2150980
>>2150982
>>2150990
>>2151014
>>2151003
>>2151015
After hours and hours of searching, you find him huddled in a small cave.
He is in shock, and does not respond. He just stares blankly and shivers.
>>
>>2150961
>Stay back and listen to the sounds of the forest
why aren't you doing this tracker?
>>
>>2151029
I put him on my back and carry him.
Now we can go to Canterlot.
>>
>>2151029
I try to calm the kid down
>>
>>2151029
Ask him if he's okay
>>
>>2151050
>ask him if he's okay

Seriously?
What kind of question is that, for crying out loud?
Does he seem okay to you?
>>
>>2151042
>>2151049
>9
Your soft spoken and kind words help ease the child. He accepts his fate and comes along quietly.
>>2151050
"As OK as a monster can be..."

Leave via the the shortest route?
Pop back to Ponyville first?
Go check out the rest of that tomb together?
>>
>>2151068
When can go back with the little zombie here.
>>
>>2151064
"Calm down and see to it that the kid doesn't fall off your saddle and let's just get back to canterlot.
this is a mess."
>>2151068
I vote back to Canterlot.
We can't go to any dungeons with the child.
>>
>>2151064
Calm down, man
being mad won't make the situation any better
>>2151068
We should return to canterlot now
>>
>>2151068
We need to get him to Canterlot.
We need to tell the Major they need a new Sherrif, and a constant guard.
And we need to check the rest of the tomb.
Can we signal Celestia to send someone to pick him up?
And ask her to send someone who is kind and sympathetic. The kid suffered enough already.
>>
>>2151096
"give the kid to me, I'll get him back and see to it that he gets the proper care."
>>
>>2151131
But we might need you in the tombs.
>>
>>2151140
"I'll gallop there and get teleported back. I'm only one pony, Celestia could do it herself in her sleep."
>>
As you exit everfree to plan your next move, you see a large shadow blot out the sun for a moment. As it lands near you you realize it is the Stormherald, now repaired and slightly different.
Captain Skyburner hops down to greet you.
"Celestia sent me to pick you up after those creepy twins reported some trouble. Hop on board the Flarity if you want a ride. She's the best ship I've ever seen, and will get you anywhere you need to go."
>>
>>2151164
"Perfect. We need you to take this kid to Canterlot into good care. But we still have unfinished business here. We need to get to some nearby tombs. Can you give us a ride there?"
>>
>>2151164
Okay, whatevs, I'm getting back to Canterlot for a visit in any case.
"I'm not leaving the kid alone now."
>>
>>2151164
This ship is an insult to the memory of the commander Belle
>>
>>2151181
>>2151186
Oh I missed you bastards and your bickering. How long have you been married so far? Oh don't tell me, lemme guess - three years? Four?
>>2151191
Commander Suite Belle was disgusted with the idea, yes, but then again he has always insisted on a standing army over a navy.
But that aint neither here nor there, get on, I can land you whereever you need to go.
>>
>>2151206
"Well you already know where I'm going."
>>
>>2151206
We'll go to the catacombs, right?
>>
>>2151206
get on the ship and say i'm heading wherever they're going
>>
>>2151206
Fine.
>>
>>2151206
"I'd sooner turn to celibate than to marry that troublemaker..."

Dawn, Zebro, you know where the tomb is, tell them the directions.

Also, can a soldier of yours drop in to the Mayor of this town and tell them their sherrif died, and they should train some Guardsponies?
>>
>>2151220
"Do you have the kid? I want to try a small shot at healing to see if it works"
>>
>>2151252
"Well go ahead, if you're sure if you won't hurt the kid, he's under my protection."
>>2151242
"your kind words warm my heart, your holiness."
>>
>>2151242
Ok lets go.
>>
AND SO OUR HEROES HEAD OUT TO THE TOMB OF GROGAR ONCE MORE

MORE ON THAT NEXT TIME
BECAUSE THE DM NEEDS HIS SLEEP
HE HAS PLACES TO BE TOMORROW

Jesus dick you people dragged that out for fucking ever.
>>
>>2151206
>>2151267
"Don't worry, but tell me if this hurts; Ok?"
Roll to heal a small enough section of the kids head
>>
>>2151285
NEXT HORSE QUEST WHEN
>>
>>2151285
HORSE QUEST TOMORROW?
Please?
>>
>>2151285
OH FUCKING DAMMIT
>>
>>2151285
You brought the kid in it.
More tomorrow?
>>
>>2151312
Sorry?
>>
>>2151285
Ok, new horse quest when?
>>
>>2151296
>>2151301
>>2151304
>>2151312
>>2151325
There is a high chance I will have company over tomorrow, but if I am alone, sure, ok.

Even if I had to cut short, please put some thoughts up in the meta thread so I can run better games in the future.
>>
>>2151322
It's not YOUR fault
I would have tried to kill you if you had tried to kill him
It was DMs fault for bringing a kid in
I'm incredibly nervous and protective around kids
I mean my character is
>>2151350
Oh well.
I might run a quest tomorrow then.
Or just play Mountain Blade and RO2.
>>
this whole DM quest buisness, when is the next open game?
>>
>>2151437
Depends on if he's gonna continue this tomorrow or not.
>>
>>2151437
Oh and you should check the metathread on the submarine for that info.
It's a horrifying circlejerk though.

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