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Old Horse: >>2132864

Pony onward, into the night!
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>rape
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>most weep
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Previous Thread
>>2132864

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Greater than rape
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It's Jess
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>augs

>ponies

>augmented ponies
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>tape
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>>2136045
I still like that augmented wizard ponies stuff
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luna thread?
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>augmentation thread
>rarity thread
>no mention of augmented rarity anywhere
>>2136050
IT'S TAPE.
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>>2136072
I posted an augmented Rarity
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>>2136068

fucking nope
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>>2136068
I'm down
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>>2136072
Didn't someone request that of TAW some time ago?
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>average normal people now put bronies on the same level as furries
>they also think anyone who likes mlp is a brony
>there is nothing you can do about it
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>>2136083
Why does this exist
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>>2136072
How about Cybran Rarity?
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>>2136007

>most laugh
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>>2136068
I fuckin' guess
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>>2136068
It's amazing how fetishes that are heavily implied in the show get ignored while lots of crazy things get embraced.
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>>2136090
Said he likes the idea but has to many things to write now and I should try when he's taking requests again

I'll probably miss it...again
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>>2136092
Well at least they don't think we're pedophiles.
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>>2136108
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So, is she the girl of the Trixie Tumblr?
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>>2136095
I still fap to that picture
The Monkeylord is just a bonus
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>>2136134
>she
>girl
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and also

>mechanical augs.

Rarity doesn't need mechanical augs. she knows Her love. that will suffice.
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>>2136092
Why does Nanaki have the worst taste in everything?
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>>2136092
>implying I don't only have nerd friends
>implying I know any average normal people beyond coworkers and family members
>implying they even know what a 4chan is
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>>2136134
Dunno, who is she?

...Wait, striped shirt... Stripey? The one Jack started obsessing over when he went full furfag?
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>tfw jell-O
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>>2136133
ok
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>>2136131
Fox News does
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>>2136154
I have a boner for technology.

what the fuck am I
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>>2136158
I don't know, I don't even know her artist name, I just know she runs that stoned Trixie and Vinyl/Octavia Tumblr
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>>2136155
Because Nanaki is an unpleasant person in every way one can be unpleasant
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>>2136134
>she
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>>2136157
>You mother knows everything.
>She knows you spend all the time looking at ponies on the internet.
>She just doesn't tell you.
>Shes just glad you aren't doing coke.
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>>2136171
A neckbeard
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she is so best horse
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>>2136188
SMALLER
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>>2136173
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>>2136116
>here this came for you
>NO FUCK THAT I WANT AN ICECREAM TRUCK WITH A GIANT DILDO DUCT-TAPED ON THE GRILL
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>>2136191
b-but I shave.
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>>2136190
>or in a gang
>or a whore
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>>2136119
Chin up anon, it'll happen someday.

With luck it'll be TAW. If you're less fortunate, it might be me or something.

>>2136154
>
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Gotta go to sleep
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>>2136134
if it is then i can see where she does the eyes from
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>>2136218
I'D RATHER GO FAST
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>>2136159
>tfw dessert fillies
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>>2136169
Fox News thinks Obama's a muslim and San Francisco should be nuked by terrorists.
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>>2136192
I have a sudden urge to watch Sisterhooves...


best episode
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>>2136204
This gif gives me such a weird boner I don't even know
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>>2136190
>Be 13 and looking at big-titty porn (Normal stuff. This was before the internet corrupted me)
>Dad walks in and I close the window really fast
>He's about to say something but I run to my room to hide my shame
>He opens the door and all he says "At least you're not gay"
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>>2136218
Thank you!
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>>2136171

just another dissolute who doesn't know Her love. Rarity was one of you once. all of the ponies were like you once. once, but no more.
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Just made this in Ren'Py, how does it look?

Based off of
>>2135447
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>That Smitty's Twilight pic.

Oh my looks gr- >That vag welp
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>>2136241
That's hilarious.
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>>2136229
Fox News also called Mister Roger an evil made based on some professor that hate Mister Roger for making his student think they are entitled.
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>>2136228
>tfw Rose
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>>2136241
That's probably what my dad would say too, haha. He was always perfectly fine with me masturbating.
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Is this really that bad?

I posted it earlier and someone thought it was so bad they thought it was a parody.
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Hey guys, I'm bored and I was wondering if you guys were up for a stream? I figured I'd offer if anyone else was as well. I could do drawing, games, or a few of the shows I have off my external drive.

Just thought I'd offer is all.
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>>2136253
Look plain, but at least it's something.
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>>2136275
TANMAN.
DO VIRTUAL ON PONE. ANY ONE YOU WANT.
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>>2136236
Her swaying hips maybe.
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>>2136267
>tfw Sleepyhead
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Fuck yeah I found it.

http://nextbigfuture.com/2012/05/lockheed-could-deploy-combat-hulc.html

Combat exoskeletons unf.
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>>2136271
It's a start. It doesn't look like you used any form of construction, though
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>>2136266

>entitlement

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE
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>>2136271
It's pretty bad, yeah.
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>>2136253
Neat.

I thought of working on one myself, but it's looking like you'll beat me to the punch.

Ah well I'm going to try anyways. Might be >fun.
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>>2136275
Are you the same Tan that put Chrysalis in a wood chipper for me?
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>>2136286
>tfw cheeks
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>>2136305
>tfw sweaters
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>>2136301
I just want to kick-start the creativity/talent of MLPG. Go ahead.
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>>2136275
DO SOMETHING
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>>2136317
Rose should draw night guards.
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>>2136317
Best request I've ever made, aside from the .gif Smile made me.

Good times.
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>>2136286

>tfw an offhand comment gets you a doodle from Rose
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>>2136266
I'm sure you could put Fox in front of a mirror and they would find something wrong with the reflection and call it a terrorist news network run by neo Nazis.
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>>2136317
>tfw goggles
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>>2136283
Isn't that a Mech game? I LOVE mechs, I used to draw them a lot a long time ago.

Take this old crappy Gespent pony.
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>>2136261
Link?
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>>2136241
>Be 14
>Accidentally save .zip of some asian chick, soft core kind of shit to dad's computer
>Don't notice, log off
>Wake up the next morning
>"So son, I saw those pictures"
>oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
>"Nice."
>Then we talked sports
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In during steel donuts.
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>>2136350
Is her background dark like my soul?
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>>2136317

>that feel when the original is still the best
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>>2136338
>tfw Ice cream
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>>2136342
YEAH IT IS. IT PLAYED WITH TWIN STICKS. TWIN FUCKING STICKS. HARDCORE SHIT.
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>>2136350
>implying alchemy isn't a branch of science in universes where it works
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>tfw no gf
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>>2136350
>now wings
>no neon mane
>no black and red
0/10 would not ship with Cteno
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>>2136377
>Not the maximumspider.gif

FOR SHAME
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>>2136303
Yes-siree I am. Why?
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>>2136377
>Already about to greentext and post that image
>That feel when it's exactly the gif you expect it not to be
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>>2136387
Nah, filename is ok, he's been doing that for months.
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>>2136366
Nah.

She just likes mixing chemicals together and hoping the result doesn't explode her face off.

>>2136378
Ssssh.  What she doesn't know wont hurt her.
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>>2136283
>>2136342
>>2136376

Oh, fuck, I remember that game!

I played it ages ago in an arcade that used to be in the mall in my hometown.

And then the arcade shut down and we never saw that machine again.
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>>2136303
>>2136389
Wait, what? I need to see this, it sounds wonderful.
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>>2136377
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>>2136386
The fuck's a Cteno?
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>>2136335
that's always a good feel
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>>2136349
>Be a faggot.
>Playing WoW with the guild.
>Guild leader mentions a movie he saw once where some asian chick gets her asshole injected with scrambled eggs and squats over a hot plate. And some dudes eat it later.
>We go out of our way to locate said video and send it to him.
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>>2136409
A piece of shit. Don't worry about it.
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>>2136409
A sentient Play-doh pony.
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>>2136342
>Not a Hucky
Tsk.
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>>2136398
Naw, I mean this >>2136408
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>>2136411
>Pony waifu do this
Would you eat it?
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>>2136376
Neat, I'm looking through these pics on google and these designs look really awesome. I don't know what's what though. Why don't you post your favorite and I'll see what I can do with it?
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>>2136286
>every time someone mentions Sleepyhead
>automatically think of that song
>every
>fucking
>time
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>>2136430
I haven't played enough SRW to be honest. Although I love how banpresto basically just designed a gundam minus the red chin piece.
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>>2136468
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I'll join, but you have to promise not to rape me.
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>>2134251
seriously though, please continue it
it's cute
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>>2136477
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>>2136480
Your head is huge Flutters
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>>2136480
No Fluttershy run! Rapey is here.
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Hmm. I should probably finish work on Big Mac's junk, but maybe I should go to bed instead.
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>>2136480
Join what?
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Who's working on the VN?
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>>2136335
Random conversation usually inspires best.

>>2136496
Which one. There were like 5 of them.
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>>2136485
If you really want me to, I can do it tomorrow or something. Right now it's 2am and I'm beat.

I'll squeeze it in around darf's request and that Dash/Twilight going to a Daring Do convention I still need to finish.
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>>2136472
Well you should play more of them. And it was a good way to get around having to pay out the nose to localize the other SRW games. A pity most of them will never see legit stateside release, though.
But, the translation community is still thriving, right? There's always hope.
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>>2136496
>>2136496
>>2136496
>>2136496
>>2136496
>MLP dating sim
>Implying anyone's that big a faggot
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>>2136524
PFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Are you for real?
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>>2136524
What kind of reaction is that?
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>>2136509
>Can it get me a cutie mark?

I think I'm dying.
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>>2136524
Where do you think you are?
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>>2136389
Then stream and I will watch whatever you do. I'm your biggest fan.
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>>2136443
Can these work? I found three reference pics, but they're from a model figure.
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>>2136510
We need to all work on one.

Should we use Ren'Py or is that guy gonna let us use his javascript engine?

>>2136524
>dating sim
Only if you want it to be.
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>>2136496
I plan on messing around with the program at the very least.

Might be a more efficient way to do feel/waifu things if all goes well. No promises though.
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>>2136524
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>>2136524

most of this board is a big enough faggot. most of this fandom is a big enough faggot. it isn't a big step from cripples to ponies.
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Kloud did things again
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>>2136524
>guaranteed_replies.tif
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http://www.renpy.org/doc/html/text.html
there are so many features on here it blows my mind
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>>2136544
We should use Ren'Py, sice it's already made and all we need is to do the music and art.
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>>2136568
He's really bad a drawing humans.
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DORKS
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>>2136568
>it goes in the pooper too!

Oh Scoots you card.
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>>2136519
I might sometime. I'm just so busy. Hah, to be honest I'd rather build Gunpla than play SRW, even though I want Z2 and 2.2 so badly. (need dat Gurren Lagann gameplay)

Also is that pic from Gundam AGE? I'm waiting for the dub of that, because the mech designs look alright. It's no UC Gundam (dat Jesta, I want one so badly), but I really like the character designs as well. They aren't pretty boy twigs like they were in 00 or in Seed/Destiny.
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>>2136579
Aaand the script. I can't script.

I can Py, though.
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>>2136539
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>>2136568
>Twins and fluttershy
MY BONER
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>>2136509
I don't get it.
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>>2136544
I agree with >>2136579

If you want someone to write things, I'm game. Just throw a message at me on fimfiction or something, I need to get some sleep for now.
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>>2136596
Pic is from one of the SRW OG anime adaptations.  The good Obari one.  It's worth checking out if you enjoy the franchise.
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>>2136614
I think pony tails are for lesbians?
Im not sure.
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>>2136596
Actually, it's from the OGs anime that came up a while ago. Despite the CG mechs, it was actually decent.
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>>2136619
>Lyra and BonBon
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>>2136619
>edit

But we have drawfags
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>>2136610
And yes, that is indeed a Sega Saturn on it's back.
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>>2136544
>>2136554
>>2136559
>>2136574
>>2136579
So what do you guys want to make a VN about? Daily lives of the R63 cast?

>>2136596
I want to like AGE, but the characters are so young. The green haired one and the third protagonist feel like they should be in elementary school. At lease the middle one went to military school and got trained for it.

And I wanted to see more of the Super Pilot. The "Not Newtype" powers annoy me.
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>>2136628
OH SHIT YOU ARE RIGHT

>>2136627
10/10
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>>2136627
I love this
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>>2136496
No one, yet.

>>2136524
>implying visual novels are dating sims

>>2136544
The JavaScript one isn't even close to finished. If you're going to start now, use RenPy.

The advantages of the JS one will be resolution independence, playing online, hardware acceleration and 3D transitions. But right now it's just a CSS mockup with barely 20 lines of actual code.
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>>2136630
I think they want a fuck simulator.
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>>2136539
Yeah man, go ahead and post em, I'm liking this idea.

>>2136536
Ok then, let me set up really quick.

more old stuff, I made a Atlus and Peabody ponies long ago when I first got my tablet. This was a few days after I got it I believe.

why do I love mechs so much?
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>>2136627
All my money.
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>>2136614
Rarity gave Dash a ponytail.
Now everyone thinks she is a lesbian.
>All the lesbians in town go down on her.
>She is a traumatized mess as the door opens, and Rarity enters the room.
>"And that's for leaving me out in the dessert!"
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>>2136646
as long as its also a >feels simulator
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>>2136649
I posted these two just now.

>>2136629
>>2136610
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>>2136657
>dessert
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>>2136657

>dessert

almost.
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>>2136627
>>2136627
As much as I like this

it misses the point of the image in the first place.

That's a toohoo.
Lying next to an anon.

Toohoo should be replaced by humanized pone.
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>>2136657
>dessert
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>>2136677
I have no idea what that is but a Lyra and Bon bon version would be better.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF32DRg9opA
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>>2136677
>toohoo

Maybe I'm not enough of a weeaboo, but what the fuck does this this mean for us non animuese?
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>>2136630
Anything.

>>2136644
Is this the creator of said engine talking?

>>2136662
If the writing is good enough, and the art compliments it.

>>2136646
Questionable.

We can use Dropbox for sync.
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>>2136649
Because /m/echs are /m/anly. And they explode. And some of them combine.
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>>2136696
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBISfv-6hfo
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>>2136692
Lets stick with the better idea.
Agreed.
Awesome.
Go team.
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>>2136706
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ru5rbgfCaQ
>Super Pony Thread Simulator
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testing testing 123
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>>2136706
>comments disabled
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>>2136720
Hooray, it works!
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>>2136630
Hm, I've heard the character development has been really really good in AGE. Oh well, I'll still look into it.

>>2136629
That is really awesome. It has Ver-Ka in it's name. Katoki Hajime did the design for this model? Who made this model, Bandai or Kotobukiya?
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>>2136719
>All that empty comment space.
We better fill it with >rape
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>>2136697
It's prooly from /jp/. /jp/ is like /mlp/, but for a game franchise called touhou. That is one of the characters.
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>People are seriously discussing the creation of an MLP visual novel
>It's going to be a fuck sim
>Not six months ago people made fun of the idea as spaghetti shit
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>>2136738
Welcome to new MLPG
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>>2136738
Actually, the idea made fun of as spaghetti shit was the dating sim, the one where no sex was had and you simply had relationships with the pones.
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>>2136738
>It's going to be a fuck sim
Hey, nothing is final. Personally, I want it to stay SFW.
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>>2136738
But... but I want a waifu simulator.

I wanna cuddle with Treekicker ;_;
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Best character in this show.
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>>2136738
>two years ago people were clamoring for it
MLPG is cyclical, anon.
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>>2136738
Yeah, but we are going to use the money to buy dragon dildos and mare fleshlights.
That we are going to donate to children's hospitals.
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>>2136729
Bandai.
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>>2136698
I wrote it yesterday on a whim. Normally I like to start with the JavaScript when I build something, this time I started with the CSS, which means it literally doesn't do anything yet.

http://sooaweso.me/pone/pone.html

One day I'll turn it into something, but if you're going to start writing a VN today, use RenPy.
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>>2136738
>Not six months ago people made fun of the idea as spaghetti shit
Did you miss people begging Faceless for a VN?
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>>2136761
yea but those guards are just eye candy
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>>2136752
They're both spaghetti shit
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>>2136616
You haven't written anything on FiMFiction, though. I can't check out your shit if you don't have any.
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>>2136729
There was some hope for Asemu. But they are shoving three stories in the space that Gundam normally reserves for one. Feels rushed.

>>2136754
It'll probably stay that way. But what could the story be about?
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>>2136754

you make your SFW sim. we'll make an NSFW one. we'll see which one goes over faster.
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>>2136790
>It'll probably stay that way. But what could the story be about?
I doubt it.
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>>2136775

I remember people telling Faceless to piss off, maybe I caught MLPG at a bad(good) time?
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>>2136773
I NEED THIS MODEL NOW.

Although if you're a fan of Z.O.E., Kotobukiya made and AWESOME Jehuty model with panel lining that comes with incandescent decals I believe.

Ok, I'll quit gasmin' over mechs in MLPG. Let me set up my stuff.
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>>2136738
>implying it has to be a fuck sim
>implying you were here for past discussions on a subject

I'm not sure if RenPy supports this, but we could add point and click sections and make it similar to the quests.
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>>2136797
I like this idea. Two separate projects. Even though it'd probably make more sense to pool all our resources into one more polished project.
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>>2136761
I legitimately like him.
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>>2136797
Because of this post I'm getting a name.
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>>2136801
I guess.
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>>2136813
/cosine/
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If there's going to be a visual novel, can it at least make it hilarious like that MSpaint one?

Ball = sex
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>>2136813
>Snarky Bastard brings the quality of the general down
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>>2136697
Touhou, a very popular bullet hell game.
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omg dude this guy has a macro

when he gets off a flight like a griffin

he says "hello everyone

I am here"

and greets everyone warmly

oooohhhhmmmmyyyygawwwwwddd
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>>2136824

it's like i never left.
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>>2136806
Me too man, me too. I actually loved that finale

You can stone me to death now MLPG.

Also streaming now, go here:
http://www.livestream.com/tanmanrevived

Time for mech pone
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>>2136649
Have you posted stream yet? Sorry I'm playing EM and can't keep up with the thread
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhePB-WBP6E&
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>>2136797
Maybe it's just me, but I feel like one could have both.

I mean, intimate moments build out of cuddly >feel inducing ones.

Unless you're making a >rape simulator or a fetish version.
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>>2136864
>>2136861
lel
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>>2136864
>>2136861
OWN'D!!!!
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>>2136861
>I actually loved that finale

Mine negroid.
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best clopfics involving fillies

go
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>>2136871
>implying Snarky Bastard likes me enough to include a Rape route
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>>2136884
not now AB
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>>2136873
>OWN'D!!!!
>OWN'D!!!!
>OWN'D!!!!
>OWN'D!!!!
>OWN'D!!!!
>OWN'D!!!!
>OWN'D!!!!
did you just step out of a time machine?
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>>2136888
>implying he is going to do something
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>>2136897
>implying anyone's going to do anything and this whole VN thing won't be mercifully forgotten by tomorrow
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>>2136888
Yeah well, I also proposed the idea in half jest since I'd been mulling it over for a while.

And yet, I have this feeling this thing will be made while I'm not looking and I'll miss out on the moment to be involved.

Such is life, I suppose.
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>tfw computer shut down out of nowhere
i don't know if i can pony like this
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>>2136904
I know.
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>>2136909
install gentoo
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>>2136909
Have you tried hitting it?
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>>2136909
plz go
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>>2136888

>implying i'm going to do anything

tell you what. if somebody wrangles the folk together and sets us up with deadlines, i'll write, >rape and >consensual both. but i couldn't organize my own death if i tried.
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>>2136871
Everyone here's played Katana Sushi, right? That was about 95% feels and 5% sex, with the sex optional.

>>2136904
Just like all the other times. We never do anything cool.
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>>2136697
Touhou is a bullet hell series that's insanely popular with Japanese fans, developed singlehandedly by a one-man team "Zun". The games are exceptionally difficult for most, almost 99% of the characters are various girls/women (excepting perhaps one guy, a turtle, and a generic enemy/fanon pervert ["Sin Sacks"]), and most importantly... with only a few rules, the games, settings, characters, etc. are entirely available to fans for creating new fan-content that they can use as they like. There ARE exceptions but for the most part it's an open playing field.

This is a fan-made picture of one such character from Touhou, Patchouli.

I did Touhou remixes before I was involved with Pony. Cripes, I can never escape my past, can I? I just did another one recently that'll be out tomorrow!
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fuck
that new Metro 2033 trailer made me
> some cry
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Why are vaginas so gross?
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>>2136871
I feel like that'd be asking a little too much from the efforts of MLPG. I'll help with it if there's enough demand, but right now only you and Deafdefiler and a couple others.

Everyone else ITT interested in the project(s), would you rather have NSFW or SFW?

>>2136884
Rapetrain
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>>2136932
>Implying visual novels are cool
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>>2136909
Recite the canticle of Proper Function while anointing the holy machine with sacred oils.
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>>2136867
>Hanging shit on your rearview mirror.
Shits illegal.
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>>2136934
'Lo there, Eurobeat. What brings you to our doorstep this evening?
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>>2136944
>implying YOU'RE cool
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>>2136935
New trailer? I assume you mean for last light? Link?
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>>2136934

They also gave us Yukkuri.

And through that, fluffy pony torture.
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>>2136932
I actually haven't played Katana Sushi, though I've played other VNs.

But yeah, I write feels. So I'd be okay with feels.

Let me know what you guys decide in the morning or something, I'm about to pass out here. Here's hoping we have our project for the summer.
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>>2136958
>Implying I'm not the coolest motherfucker in the general
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>>2136884
I've already masturbated to every decent filly picture a dozen times

I need to move on to another medium to sate my lust for fresh child horse cunt.
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>>2136938
cuz you gay nigga
>>
Just got here through the marked thread. It looked terrifying, not even gonna ask. So what's on the agenda tonight?
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>>2136964
I think those were birthed from the same impulses, but not directly descended from each other.
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>>2136932
But people in this fandom dont give a fuck about that they want pony sex no matter how shitty the quality is.
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>>2136971
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>>2136960
> viddler's links are instant ban

fuck you retarded moot

http://kotaku.com/5912659/this-great-video-game-trailer-is-incredibly-upsetting
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>>2136986
Visual novels
Giant robots
Touhou
Usual faggotry
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>>2136972
>>2136972
step up
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Blame this motherfucker
>>2135351
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>>2136971
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>>2136971
that's a huge spoiler bro
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>>2136988

we love feels. we want to fuck ponies. these two things can be combined in any quantity and we'd be happy. even all-feels or all-sex would go over.
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>>2137012
Why?
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>>2136988
This isn't for the 'fandom,' this is by MLPG. We're classy enough not to need pony sex, right?

Also it's not like we're selling it.
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>>2137028
And we are fucking nothing im talking about the big part of the fandom.
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>>2136978
>I need to move on to another medium to sate my lust for fresh child horse cunt.
>sate my lust for fresh child horse cunt.
>fresh child horse cunt.

Oh god, rum and cokes shouldn't go out the nose
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>>2137034
>We're classy enough not to need pony sex, right?
Nope.
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>>2137036
At this point, honestly, who gives a flying fuck about 'the big part of the fandom'? They're all insipid fuckstains, and they're too large and have too much momentum to be stopped.

At this point, anything we do would be like standing in front of an oncoming train with no breaks. As such, I could give less of a fuck about any of it. It's out of my hands.
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>>2137029
> bronies
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>>2137036
Who cares about the big part of the fandom?
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>>2137036

me too. most of the bronies have a waifu. all the ones i've interacted with have. they'll pop big for feels or sex.

it's very rare to come across a guy who likes the pony porn yet doesn't have a waifu. and if he has a waifu, he'll pop for feels.
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>>2137034
Oh. Hah.

No.
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>>2136998
Oh jesus

Last Light is going to be a prequel right?
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>>2137034
>MLPG
>Classy

Oh fuck no, I swear half this general is full on bestialist.
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>>2137049
>>2137049
>>2137049
>>2137049
>>2137049
>>2137049
>>2137049
FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT FUND IT
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>>2137063
Are you ALLOWED to get a tattoo with shoulder acne that bad?

Fucking soap, people. It takes ten extra seconds in the shower.

Use.

Soap.
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>>2137063
>that acne
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>>2136971

Looking at stuff like this, I would honestly be perfectly okay with it if Japan were to sink into the sea. 30 eroseco
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>>2136978
Maybe you should talk to AB.
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I just fucked my dog...

I blame you guys.
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>>2137086

Fucking captcha
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>>2137090

I'm fat. I blame my spoon.
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>>2137090
You're in the wrong place, son.
Dogfuckers go to 7chan.
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>>2137090
I hope your house burns down tonight, and you die in the fire.
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>>2137067
>that feel when no waifu
>that feel when you don't want to fuck ponies
why do I even hang out with you guys?
I can't quit you MLPG ;_;
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>>2136977
I wonder how changeling eggs taste.
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>>2137073
I honestly have no idea
But it is promising to be awesome.
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>>2137049

>Rarity starts making a series of indie porn films wearing a blond wig and going by the name "Precious Roxxx"

I WAS WAITING FOR A GREENTEXT PROMPT DAMMIT
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>>2137088
I want to talk to pedophiles that revel in their desires, not the ones who are "but boo hoo this is wrong but I can't help it help me ;_;"
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>>2137023
I hate to admit it but I agree with Chrysalis on this one.
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>tfw I've spent like 4-5 hours masturbating today
>>
>Somewhere a tattoo artists has to put ponies on clammy, smelly neckbeards.
>They know how it feels to be a whore when they get their money.
>They look down at the bills in their hand.
>The faces of the presidents all have ">:3" written on them.
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>Not vectoring art of your favorite fanfiction.
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>>2137132
>lioncash
God damn that was stupid.
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>>2137135
>fanfiction
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>>2137034
>Also it's not like we're selling it.

This is true. It's considered a dick move to sell something made with Ren'Py, even if their licence allows it. Also, the WhiteDove-Creations fiasco shows that Hasbro is capable of protecting their intellectual properties.

Eh, we haven't even made it yet, much less planned it out.
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>>2137135
>Fallout Equestria is your favorite fanfiction
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>>2137135
My favorite fanfiction doesn't have any art.
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>>2137142
Not just fanfiction.
That thing was too large to be placed in that category,
It has his own category.
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>>2137157
yeah, shit
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>>2137157
It was fiction written by a fan of MLP.
It's fanfiction.
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>>2137141
I think it's funny. You Americans and your paper money.
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Any coloring requests?
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>>2137115
Whole? Not much. Can't really taste anything through the minty vaginal slime.

Scrambled, I wouldn't know. She doesn't lay them unfertilized, and breaking them is grounds for termination.
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Yeah.
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>>2137167
>>2137167
More like:
> fan of the fandom
he barely cares about the show
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Stop posting pone im going to sleep.
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Jesus christ we ded
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>>2137176
This one >>2136218
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>>2137147
You know what else was a dick move? The way the KS devs flamed that guy who found out how to unpack their data files. Considering how they started from an anonymous project on 4chan, they're using an open source engine and they're making a derivative work themselves, it seems stupid for them to disallow derivative works.

Lets not do that.
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To the writers of Hoennshy, that one fanfiction about the musical hobo pony, and I forgot the third, I promise to read your fanfiction again.
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>>2137176
I might have something, hold on.
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>>2137179
Oh Tara.
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>>2137179
oh my
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>>2137135
The color scheme on the middle one is shit. Why not a lighter tone of gray for the body?
>>
Please teach me the secrets of using circles to make my art look recognizable.
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>this whole thread
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>>2137183
What show?
Someone made a fanshow about My Little Pony?!
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>>2137176
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Time for suicide
Dubs decides the method
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>>2137178
>>2137178
>She doesn't lay them unfertilized
Do you think she would if you asked?
I mean, it could only make you love her more, right?
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Ohnoes, we ded!
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quick, somebody post more prompts. it's the only way to un-dead ourselves.
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>>2137190
I blame 4chan talking minutes to post my posts.
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>>2137221
This.
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>>2137211

>flash will never hang out with us again
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>>2137213
Potassium cyanide
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>>2137213
Live your life to the fullest, and commit suicide by natural causes.
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>>2137213
Don't kill yourself, faggot.
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>>2137213
sucking a million dicks
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>>2137221
I discovered that as I was trying to post that. Then I felt like an idiot and tried to cancel
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>>2136964
Yes, sadly. Though I think the Fluffy Pone business managed to start that part up on its own. It's surprising (and a bit sad) to see how many parallels the MLP fandom has to the worst parts of the Touhou fandom.

>>2136953
Boredom mostly. I'm working on some documentation for my last final for university. Also burning some CDs for tomorrow.
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>>2137190
4chan is fucking up again.
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>>2137228
Is better this way.
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>>2137213
Rescue a cat and love it unconditionally.
Life a full, happy life knowing you saved it's life from the needle.
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>>2137213

carbon monoxide
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>>2137205
Supposed to be a charcoal color. I usually don't do OCs, so I have a color guide to follow, but not this time.
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>>2137213
Jump off the Golden Gate, try to land on a passing ship. More points if you either hit some chinese guy or land ass first on an antenna.
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>>2137206
gib help plz
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>>2137213
being all old n shit
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>>2137243

Well, during the summer yeah I'm inclined to agree, but during the season would be nice.
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>>2136998
Ouch. i actually felt that one.
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>>2137213
become the batman

fight criminals to the death.
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>10 posts at 3:10AM
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>>2137255
man
fuck you
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>>2137241
As an outsider, I didn't think the 2hu fandom was that bad. Maybe that's how outsiders see us.
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>>2137241
Good to hear. About the coursework, not the Touhou parallels. What's going on the CDs?
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>>2137256
Why? We never recover?  Just look every thread after a new episode especially after mid season.
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>>2137214
I doubt it. If there comes a point at which she needs more love from you, she's got her spells.
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>>2137254
It's okay Gilda.

You're cute and fluffy enough 10/10 would cuddle.
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>>2137263
Sorry brah, dubs are dubs
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>>2137213
Depressurization
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>>2137255
pffhahahaha

yea

and have a successful business empire before you die
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>>2136998
>watch the gameplay vid
>player shooting out the lights
>enemy not even 10 feet away doesnt react at all to the gunshot

welp
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>>2137277
Aw man this was a good one too, sorry I fucked it up for ya Anon
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>>2137216
Tiny ponies.

Post the doll houses you would buy/make for them.
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>>2137271

>look at every thread after a new episode

Oh please, those threads were far better than what we deal with now. The only times the general gets out of hand during the season is around wednesday or thursday.
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>>2137254

>Gilda complaining

she abhors weakness
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>>2137291
>Oh please, those threads were far better than what we deal with now.
I know but there is nothing left for people like Flash in this place
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>>2137292
Okay, but critiquing the concept won't help me learn how to use circles.
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>>2137228
>that feel when Flash thread was the thread that got you into MLP
>feel nostalgic
>go back to 4chan archive
>awesome fucking thread
>MLPG now
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Would you a curvy r63 doll ntr /ss/ zebra apple snail pone
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>>2137304
Link?
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>>2137290
>Make it.
No thanks, I would rather not risk killing them.
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>>2137299

>nothing left
>implying we left

Everyone is still here for the most part. The only difference would be that his posting in the general would garner a lot more outside attention here in /mlp/, unless of course he outright made a whole thread for himself.
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>>2137280
The AI was not that bright in Metro 2033.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnhZpegJDLc&feature=related
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>>2137304
>That feel when a handful of people who worked on the show used to hang out with us.
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>>2137322
>tfw the only person who works on the show and will ever have anything to do with us is rose
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Idea I had for a story.

>HiE fic done realistically from the viewpoint of the ponies
>Human does not speak the same language as the ponies, views them as animals.
>Ponies do not comprehend what the human is or its motives and intentions, lovecraftian vibe
>Attempts to break a few ponies, like you would any horse. Succeeds with several, including Fluttershy (who was the first one to see the human creature and try to befriend it).
>Becomes this kind of boogeyman figure to the ponies. Celestia organizes a task force to take the human down.
>Human has a gun (although that word is never used)
>Task force forced to retreat
>Human subjugates all of Ponyville, Celestia is forced to take direct action and wipe out the Human.
>Broken ponies remain broken, having lost their individual free wills. Some eventually recover but most are sent off to various institutions

Thoughts? Human nature would clash tremendously with pony society, I imagine this could roughly be how an actual HiE situation could play out (with some allowances for the sake of drama and scale).

The only thing I'd need to work out is wear the human gets his ammunition.
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>>2137330
>HiE fic
no
don't care about the rest
don't give a shit
don't do it
kill yourself
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>>2137322
Feels bad man.

I guess we got to fucking disgusting for them to handle.
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>>2137330
>single human subjugate all ponyville

No fucking way.
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>>2137330
there was something slightly like this
but it had eggman in it
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>>2137183
>he barely cares about the show
Then why bother making the damn thing in the first place?
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>>2137320
Still love the game to pieces, though
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>>2137340

I blame Ross.
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>>2137330
I wouldn't read it.
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>>2137330
>How does he get ammunition.
He opens cabinets.
ALL THE CABINETS!
AND THE GARBAGE CANS!
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>>2137330
You'd probably like Ijmaquest.

We should continue that soon, speaking of.

Maybe when this thread dies?
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>>2137320
Not really an excuse. If they are gonna keep trying "sneaking" segments thet should take less time making the cloth down the hall blowing in the wind look SO REAL and more time making the enemies even somewhat believable.
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>>2137338
You don't even know what it's fucking about. Human is the antagonist.

>>2137341
Yeah, I'm thinking that's stretching it too. Even with a gun. Maybe he comes back with friends after the task force wounds him?
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>>2137330

>THIS SUMMER
>HE THOUGHT HIS WAR WAS OVER
>HE THOUGHT HE COULD MOVE ON
>HE THOUGHT HE HAD CHANGED
>BUT HE DIDN'T COUNT ON PONIES
>SYLVESTER STALLONE IS RAMBO IN

>RAMBO 4: EQUESTRIAN SUNRISE
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>>2137344
E-peen.
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>>2137330
Nope.
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>>2137330
>>Attempts to break a few ponies, like you would any horse.
This better involve giving them the dick.
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>>2137360
>don't know what it's about
>just gave us the elevator pitch
>disregards advice to not write terrible premise because of butthurt
have fun, faggot
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>>2137342
>but it had eggman in it
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>>2137342
I would read that.
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>>2137330
>single human taking on the entirety of ponyville and a highly trained task force
That gun better be a big fucking anti-magic supershield swiss army knife gun.
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>>2137361
>A DREAMWORKS FILM
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>>2137368
Since when did you stick your penis in a horse to break it.

>>2137372
I thought your post implied you had stopped reading. Guess I was mistaken.
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>>2137309
I. Uh. What?
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MLPG, I live in a really remote area and only get to go into town a couple times a week. However while I am in town I am only there to go shopping or do chores. I never get to have friendly chats with anyone and I have no friends.

How do I cope with my loneliness?
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>>2137380
Since you are dealing with magic ponies and not horses.
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>>2137365
From whom?
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>>2137376
It's a colt .45
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>>2137386
Do what I do
Plan your suicide
And when that doesn't help
Cut yourself while you masturbate
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>>2137330
Why would he assume they're just animals when they're obviously living in houses and have some system of writing?

How would he deal with unicorn magic? What's to stop any unicorn (let alone TS) from just putting him in a bubble or some shit?

Why wouldn't ponies be familiar with the concept of a gun when they're familiar with tanks and bullets?
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>>2137386
You seem to be experiencing a shortage of pone.
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>>2137392
And two zigzags?
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>>2137386

get a small horse and keep it in your house like a dog, of course.
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>>2137386
Get horses. Tell us where you live. Rent horse and stalls to us.

We'll talk with you.
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>>2137376
>humans are nulls
>humans are also incredibly strong due to different gravity or some shit
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>>2137386
Join a meetup group!
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>>2137376
>implying magic affects anything from another dimension
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>>2137386
Talk to the lovely people in the MLPG
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>>2137194
>>2137211
Alrighty

>>2137198
Did you find it yet?
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>>2137392
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>>2137386
Move into a monastery and devote your life to God.
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>>2137403
there aren't any good meetup groups in my area
the best I could find is a weekly MTG tourney at the local comic shop but I'm really not that interested in doing that
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>>2137378
>WITH ANIMATION BY STUDIO GHIBLI
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While we're talking about story ideas. MLPG what kind of story would you rather read? I'm torn between writing three different ones:

First involves an OC (inb4 LOL OC). It's not grimdark but I picture it more Disneyesque in that if I wrote the entire series of it there would be three deaths (one isn't actually dead and comes back, one just turns to dust, and the third falls into a black pit just like most Disney villains).

The second is an Anon in Equestria story I've been mulling around in my head. It'd start off a bit differently than most AiE stories, fall into a slice of life type story to build relationships, and then end with a heavily plot (as in story plot) filled ending.

Third is a slice of life story between Chrysalis and an Anon. I got the inspiration for this story from MLPG a while ago when someone made a post asking what would happen if Chrysalis found the internet and saw all the people who loved her and those that didn't. Anon would be one of those that didn't and it'd pretty much just be hijinks of Chrys trying to get him to like her. It'd start out as slice of life but slowly turn into Anon trying to stay sane as the paranoia builds inside of him.
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>>2137396
tanks and bullets are jokes but they are not real.
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>>2137396
>hurr durr ponies know what tanks are
The pony conception of a "tank" could be very different from what you're thinking. Just because they use the word, doesn't mean it has a turret, or is a tool of war.
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>>2137330
If im gonna read an HiE fic it would need to be like Star Ocean 2

Complete with vocaroo links of the author saying THE ENEMY.

Oh its just them
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>>2137404
>implying magic isn't a universal constant
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>>2137392
dohohoo so fanny because horse word play hurr
At least mention something like 'human is a void' or 'for whatever fucking reason human is super invincible because why not'.
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>>2137396
Well of course ponies know what a gun is
Rainbow Dash said "we'll be gunning for you"
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>>2137422
>no further info on first
>OC
nope
>anon in Equestria
nope
>waifu bugshit

these are all terrible ideas
you are a dumbass
this is why people hate fanfiction
Because of people like you
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Do we have enough people who play Shazbot to warrant renting a server? I was thinking of doing that soon, if we did.
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>>2137330
Why does the human want to subjugate the ponies?
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>>2136517
works for me. no rush
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>>2137402
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>>2137438
I'd say yes please, but I won't be here to enjoy it with you faggots.
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>>2137439
>horses are beasts of burden
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>>2137439
because anon doesn't know how to cope with people calling his waifu a slut so he's doing this
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>>2136517
speaking of
how goes?
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>>2137431
>implying humans and pastel colored magical equines share the same universe
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>>2137438
I'd play.

Tech/Shrike master race.
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Guys I just realized something

In Swarm of the Century, Celestia says "Before I have to go, would you care to give me your latest report on the magic of friendship in person?"

HOW DOES SHE KNOW WHAT A PERSON IS
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>>2137451
But I know they are wrong1
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>>2137450
>tfw you will never feel dash's breasts of burden
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>>2137447
OH BOY IS IT THAT TIME AGAIN
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>>2137458
BECAUSE CARTOON PONIES

IT'S LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LIGHT BLUE HUMAN DILDO IN GIYC
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>>2137437
Thank you for sharing your opinions. I'm sorry that you're biased against the first and second one. I'm sorry that you couldn't see that the third isn't a Chrysalis waifu one. But thank you for your input.
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>>2137458
A person refers to any living being
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>>2137428
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01HS7RKfyMJ
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>>2137447
>>2137465
plz no
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>>2137439
Because humans are evilbads that want to destroy everything around them.
>Retarded fucks.

I miss the fic someone was doing where a small squad of (Enter military group here) found themselves in the Everfree.
Poison Joke ended up disabling the other two and the leader had to find a way to get the trust of the ponies to get a cure.
Or something.
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>>2137465
I THINK IT IS!
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>>2137469
way to be insincere as fuck
this is why you're miserable and lonely
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>>2137458
Looks like Lyra isn't crazy, after all.
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>>2137439
Because of their unique magics.

Weaponize the unicorns or turn them into batteries, send the earth ponies into the fields to yield bountiful harvests and torment your enemies with vicious weather generated by the pegasi.

Humans may be anti-magic beings, but magic can still power devices and WMD's
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>>2137478
WELL LETS START THEN CHUM
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>>2137481
Watch out you guys, we have a bad ass over here!
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>>2137472
>not saying it like Claude

SHIG
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>>2137482
>tfw you want to bone lyra so bad
>tfw taw is too busy being a famous brone to try your request again
is there a greek parable where a guy is surrounded by porn but can't masturbate?
because if there isn't
i could writ eone
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>>2137493
>>>/reddit/
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>>2137494
I have no idea what it is supposed to sound like. Star Ocean 2 was not even worth my time.
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I'll try and look for more of the head,
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>>2137498
You mad bro?
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>>2137500
Playing it for the bad voice acting was worth it alone.
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>>2137483
You know, this is what I don't like seeing about all the ideas bandied about when it comes to humans in Equestria. It's either LOL WE'RE SO EVULS, waifuficcing, or the human's invincible.
Where are the fics that deal with the fact that humans are actually really fucking frail? Lightning can kill us. A bad fall can kill us. Where are the fics of humans who need to rely on their cleverness to live in a world that, by all rights, would have killed them otherwise in the first five minutes?
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Well, since we're tossing stuff around, I might as well throw out something that's been pinging around in my head for a while.

>a human is transported to Equestria, where he is found by one of the ponies and after some initial difficulty, more or less accepted as a part of their society, finding a village full of friendly, accepting ponies who are willing to give him a chance to ingratiate himself

>but he starts having odd dreams, strange impulses to wreck things, see them torn or smashed apart. Animalistic, violent urges that come suddenly and pass just as quickly, and despite his best efforts, start getting stronger.

The idea being that the human doesn't belong in this world, and it's beginning to fray his sanity. The longer he stays in this idyllic, peaceful place, the more likely he is to hurt someone he cares about.

That's... all I got, really.
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>>2137426
It's not like war isn't a foreign concept to ponies, at least, historically. great pony war

Either way, whether or not a firearm is foreign to ponyworld still doesn't deal with the fact that the whole story sounds like one guy freaking out about sentient ponies (which apparently he doesn't think are sentient) and having some sort of golden gun.

I mean, If you just show up on some alien planet, you see something that looks vaguely like a horse walk out of a house, up to you, gesture and shit, act like it's having a conversation with you, do you automatically attempt to ride it?

Then fire off your gun Texan style to scare the entire town full of horsethings?
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>>2137422
All three sound nice.

But the third feels like my animes. Is she going to gallop into Anon with a loaf of bread in her mouth?
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>>2137498
Now I wish I saved that "How to argue on /v/" picture posted earlier. You followed it exactly.
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>>2137513
That's true of every organic organism, pretty much, excepting things with resilient healing mechanisms or bone structures

>>2137515
>>2137515
Stop
please
Every single fucking idea has been 'what if a human...'
Just stop
These are all dumb
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>>2137515
>the hulk visits Ponyville

FUND IT

I CAN SMASH TO THIS
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>>2137457
Aw no, fuck you and your shrikes, nobody knows how to shoot them down. I'll ask again during the day, but I think we might have enough to play.
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>>2137521

I didn't ever say it was a good idea.
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>>2137513
Han Solo in Equestria?
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>>2137513
I remember one idea where humans are physically frail (compared to ponies) and incapable of magic, but have a magic sense of building machines or something.
It was cool
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>>2137475
There are so many things I could do with this if I could write.

>Fluttershy sees one of them from a distances while he's moving, but he is wearing a ghillie suit
>This causes her to mistake him for some some sort of plant monster
>She spends the rest of the day preparing a patch of earth next to the stream outside her house in case it ever stops by

>Zecora and one of the soldiers playing a game of cat-and-cat as they hunt each other through the Everfree

>A cockatrice petrifying itself after trying to petrify a soldier wearing reflective sunglasses
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So, since we're on the topic of story ideas, I guess I'll just share an idea I have that could be stretched to however many chapters you wanted, really.

In short, take the writing style of Bill Bryson, and the format of his travelogues (all of which are excellent in their own right), most likely in the format of Notes From a Big Country, which is just a collection of newspaper articles he'd written.

Bill Bryson in Equestria. As a pony, writing for the fillydelpha inquirer or some shit.

I know it's unlikely anybody will take this idea up, but considering I can't write and have a terminal case of lazy, maybe somebody will, I don't know.
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>>2137530
>nobody knows how to shoot them down

They find out real quick when I kill them 5 times in a row and rage doomburger.
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>>2137516
What if the entire reason for the human going to Equestria was to subjugate ponies?

After some of the feedback I've been getting, it would probably end up being a small squad of humans. No more than five.
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>>2137381

Trying to make Glitter Glue appear
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>>2137521
>NO FUN
>STOP HAVING FUN
>STOP IT
>>
>literally five human in equestria ideas by separate people
FANFICTION IS TERRIBLE
YOU HAVE CHANGED MY MIND IN ONE THREAD
WELL DONE
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>>2137544
>being a small squad of humans. No more than five.

It's been done.
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>>2137548
>ideas that are literally inane enough a retarded person would be ashamed to come up with them
>fun
well, okay
have fun
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>>2137553
Indeed.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7051356/1/Stargate_Equestria_Connection
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>>2137517
No. Basically she's trying to force Anon to love her for food and he discovers that tinfoil reflects her magic. So he dons a tinfoil hat to prevent her from simply using her mind control. She takes on various forms to try and knock off the protective hat. It starts out humorous until Anon starts becoming extremely paranoid about everything. He ends up starting to suspect anything causing him to slip into insanity and eventually it ruins his life. Haven't decided on an ending for it yet though.
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>>2137515

>the human loses it, and goes on a rampage
>he turns into an ogre and has to be stopped by the Mane 6 or the pony that found him
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>>2137549
>>2137555
>literally mind
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>>2137545
You're doing it wrong. it's like Beetlejuice.
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I like the idea that humans live on a "Death World."

Turns out we're a lot less frail then we think.
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>>2137549

You didnt count the star ocean thing did you, cuz I was being silly.
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>>2137545
>>2137569

He doesn't work like that. You need to suck his internet dick.
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>>2137521
>a Stalker winds up unconscious in Twilight basement after an accident while exploring an abandoned lab
>Spike finds him and tries to eat his artifacts
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>>2137571
What, that Earth is actually Space Australia? I could see that.
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MLPG, which pones do you think would vote for mitt romney?

inb4 filthy rich
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>>2137559
So the tinfoil hat is the cause instead of a symptom?

Clever.
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>>2137549
>Fanfiction
>Terrible

I don't know about you anon, but I'm glad we're talking about fanfiction and not other shit that I'm not going to mention.

>>2137555
>Retarded ideas
>MLPG
youmustbenewhere.avi.txt.mp3
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>>2137577
But he does work like that

Try it
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I wrote a fanfic about Cheerilee because that guy was complaining no one ever writes about her.

The CMC say she is no fun because she won't go camping with them because she is too busy. When she notices they are camping in the Everfree Forest, though, she tries to chase them down and stop them.

After blundering through some Poison Joke, the "joke" it plays on her is to make her a school-age filly again, and she gets sent to her own class by a truant officer.

Y'know, just as long as we're spouting silly stories in this thread.
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>>2137521
what if a human was a pony
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>>2137581
>space Australia
I laughed way harder than I should have.
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>>2137330
sounds interesting
do it
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>>2137582
Applejack
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>>2137587
BUT WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT FANFICTION
WE'RE DROWNING IN THE WORST FUCKING IDEAS I'VE EVER HEARD
FANFICTION CAN BE GOOD
WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS EMPIRICALLY TERRIBLE
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>>2137538
Well, Anchorage did kill a Manticore when the others were scouting around their camp.
Their radios still worked but the GPS equipment was not functioning. (Duh)
Anchorage brought the kill back to camp and dropped the tail down on the ground.
"Sir, I don't think we are on Earth anymore."

I shold re-write it.
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>>2137559
Actually, have Chrys fall down that well.

But Anon had already come to like her. He made her breakfast and was always prepared with what she needed.
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>>2137598
What if humans were 100 feet tall in Equestria
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>>2137583
That's where the paranoia also begins to set in. Naturally people think you're crazy for wearing a tinfoil hat around. He tries to play it off as joke for the people he already knows but eventually they begin to worry and try to get him to take it off. He then assumes it's just Chrysalis trying to get him to take it off and he freaks out on them. His social life is destroyed.
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>>2137581
>Space Australia
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>>2137569
>Betelgeuse will never visit Equestria

>Lyra sees him "Are you a human?!"
>"Im the ghost with the most babe"
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>>2137607
>he's tired of fanfiction ideas
I want Chrysalis to shove her ovipositor up my eager butthole and pump me full of eggs.

In 3 weeks, the eggs will hatch and eat their way out of my body, killing me in the process in a horrifyingly painful death. The rest of my body will then be discarded, having served my purpose for the hive.
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>>2137612
What if humans were three dimensional in Equestria, and you could only interact with ponies if you lined up with their 2D plane?
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Add "Space" in front of anything and you've got an amazing fanfic idea.
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>>2137541
Then I must just get matched with idiots. I'm too fast and too flimsy to be defended anyways.
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>>2137571

My enjoyment of that cap is lessened somewhat by the fact the poster can't keep their/they're straight.

Seriously bugs me.
>>
I haven't worked on my "Human wakes up in Ponyville as a pony and from there is slowly converted into one mentally by his environment' fic for far too long

Left it on indefinite hiatus
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>>2137581
>>2137598
>>2137622
That's it.

We have to get Earth renamed.
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>>2137630
Space Flutterdash?
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>>2137612
I guess THEY'D be the assholes.
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>>2137630
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo
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>>2137607
Would you rather us just write them and shit up the place with ill conceived crap? Or would you rather us talk about them, bounce ideas around, and make them worth something?
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>>2137637
Space lesbian horse sex

SOUNDS LIKE A 5 STAR STORY TO ME
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>>2137607
WHEN THE OTHER OPTION IS GOING BACK TO DISCUSSING PONY WAIFUFAG/FAP VISUAL NOVEL SHIT
THIS IS THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS.

GO TO BED ANON.
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>>2137635
>Space Australia
>giant space spiders
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>>2137649
second
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>>2137610
I like it.

Do it faggot.
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>>2137629
>>Anon? Anon!
>"Who's there?"
>>Over here!
>"Where?"
>>"I'm right behind you!
>"Like hell you are!"
>>"Oh 'Hell' I'm no- wait..."
>"Oh hey there you are!"
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>>2137571
I love nonstandard HFY.
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space ovipositors
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>>2137654
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LgpZyJihck
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>>2137654
Space doesn't even HAVE spiders.
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>>2137264
They get into a lot of the same tendencies MLP fans do with ponies; that is, HUGE amounts of fetishism, 'conversions', etc. and honestly I would not be surprised if some Tulpa bullshit was going down over there too.
Still, most of my relationships with Touhou fans have been positive for the most part. Mizuki Hitoshi seems to not despise me yet, anyway, so I'll count that as a plus.

>>2137265
I'll give you the long version in a bit, quoting this post. The short version, Fanime.
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>>2137630
>mfw thats literally how I came up with Signal Lost
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what is your favorite >fanon ship?
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>>2137672
It would if it was space australia
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>>2137681
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>>2137664
Oh shit I haven't seen this one before.
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>>2137681
But all ships are fanon.
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>>2137681
Lyra and Bonbon

Its the only acceptable one.

Fuck you if you think otherwise
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>>2137628
Man, Sparkler, when you latch onto an idea you really run with it, don't you?
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>>2137681
I don't ship anything.
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>>2137692
This.
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>>2137704
>Le semen agency xd

Thank god he already give up with that one.
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Did 4chan just stop working
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“Australians are very unfair in this way. They spend half of any conversation insisting that the country's dangers are vastly overrated and that there's nothing to worry about, and the other half telling you how six months ago their Uncle Bob was driving to Mudgee when a tiger snake slid out from under the dashboard and bit him on the groin, but that it's okay now because he's off the life support machine and they've discovered he can communicate with eye blinks.”
― Bill Bryson, In a Sunburned Country
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>>2137710
Yeah. Almost feels bad that I was partially responsible this time.

Oh well. Risk you run, I guess.
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>>2137691
>Rarispike
Confirmed for never actually watching the show
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>>2137692
>shipping Lyra and Bonbon
>2016
>>
What if humans DO exist in Equestria, but they're completely unintelligent, bloodthirsty, yet brutally cunning savages that have to be put down hard?

>ponies start disappearing from a village near ponyville
>a human has been killing and eating them
>he's turned their bones into decorations for his cave, and even fashioned a few of them into weapons.
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>>2137677
>Fanime
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>>2137710
>weekly semen donations

I remember that. Did anyone ever draw Nurse Redheart screaming at some poor dudes dick?
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>>2137720
>being from the future
>2012

ISHIGERUMIYAMOTO
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>>2137721
>unintelligent
>cunning
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>>2137728
I think I've seen that, yeah.
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>>2137721
What if your humans orbit my dick?
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Well... at least I got some feedback.
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>>2137690
How about this one, or the two Veil of Madness ones?
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>>2137740
Can I orbit your dick, anon?
With my mouth?
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>>2137735
>The cunning savage retard.
Someone write it.
It doesn't even have to be good.
I just need to laugh.
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>>2137721
What if pony ate human to extinction?
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fanfic ideas that dont involve humans GO
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>>2137745
Oh, sorry. What do you need, I'll see what I can do
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>>2137681
Spikebloom or SweetieSpike

Can't decide.
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>>2137754
Lesbian horse sex
Anon having sex with horses
horse sex
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>>2137748
Bite on to anon's dick
He spinds around
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>>2137749
>The Most Dangerous Game
>Forrest Gump is the hunter

Not sure I'm 100% on this
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>>2137754
Lyra writes a PiE fapfic
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>>2137754
A savage hairless primate kills and rapes ponies until it flees to other lands.
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>>2137754
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR FANFICTION.
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>>2137765
Probabl been done but I like it
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>>2137754
Rarity cuckolds anonstallion
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>There must be others. And we will find them, we WILL have sex with them

every fucking time.
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>>2137754
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>>2137776
Come on, why do I always forget to link.

>>2137747
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>>2137764
>"Never let him catch you on an open field."
>"You will never escape."
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>>2137754
Thunderlane and Rumble home alone, with TL left in charge while their parents are off on vacation/at a work-related conference for the weekend.
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>>2137754
I posted about one above and not a single person commented on it.

Not even to say it's an awful idea.
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>>2137735

Cunning, meaning "clever," "crafty" or "sly." You don't have to be a genius to know how to lay a trap.
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>>2137726
>that filename
We should play Epic Mafia again.
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>>2137765
>PiE
wut
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How smart is MLPG?
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>>2137763
>bite
Ow, no. Just... You know... Lips and such.Maybe tongue. Can't promise I won't try to suckle on it a little.
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>>2137791
Now all I can think is Rambo 1 in Equestria.
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>>2137790
Which one was it?
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>>2137778
>>Fanfiction
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>>2137786

I actually shuddered, reading that.
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>>2137802
>Ow, no.

Casual.
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>>2137791
"Completely unintelligent" is mental disability tier.
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>>2137797
>pony in earth
Not hard to figure out.
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>>2137797
Ponies in Earth
I think at least
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>>2137804
see
>>2137596
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>>2137814

I meant it in the sense that it can't be reasoned with, and it isn't capable of language.
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>>2137801
All answers are correct, therefore no answers are correct.

You never said evenly distributed random selection.
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>>2137817
>>2137818
>you will never have a little Lyra to snuggle with every night
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>>2137823
I'd read it. It would be a comedy I assume?
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>>2137754
HP Lovecraft's Polaris but with ponies and an assassination plot against main character's love interest instead of an impending war to drive the tragedy home.
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>>2137801
But none of those are right. Two of them are the same answer, and if you pick B then a third answer will have to be allowed to make you correct, bumping it to 75%. Since there is no 75% option, the question cannot be answered properly.
Unless of course it's a trick question and since you can only pick one answer it would always be 25%.
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>>2137754
I posted one but people dismiss it because there's an OC in it. Because it's so bad to have your own creative idea. That's why they never add a new character to the show. Ever.
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>>2137813
Hey, I don't want to hurt anyone.

Especially anon. Unless he wanted that.
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>>2137792
we need to get enough people this time
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Typical /v/ thread.
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>>2137812
I bust a gut.
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>>2137839
This hurts Lyra more than you.
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>>2137792
We tried earlier. We couldn't get enough people. We never do.
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>>2137847
Yes

It would be hard to be grimdark with a plant with "joke" in the name.
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>>2137865
I've never played it
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>>2137812
>Celestia has to send a pony every so often to fight the beast.
>No pony has ever returned.
>She has to give ponies warnings like that, tips and advice on how to survive and hopefully take the human down.
>They are horrified as she explains all of this to them.
>One day she draws a number for the next pony to fight the beast.
>It's Twilight's number.
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>>2137874
It's fun as fuck.
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>>2137870
Because the only choices are comedy and grimdark

You're trying to cheat me arent you.
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>>2137864
How much does Lyra want to see humans?
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>>2137863

You know early hunters would chase their target on foot until it collapsed from exhaustion, right?

>You hear it. It's still behind you.
>Why can't you lose it? How long will it chase you?
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>>2137750
What if the humans locked themselves away in magically-dead tombs after their attempt to create magic killed most of them and spawned Discord?
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>>2137877
THIS IS JUST LIKE MY CORRUPTION OF CHAMPIONS
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>>2137677
>>2137265
...I'd do the long version, but I can sum it up nicely. I'm scared fuckless of pissing you guys off, and fear that somehow, through some action, voluntary or involuntary, it'll happen here. I'm sweating just thinking about it. I try very hard, not necessarily to have you guys like me, but to not give you too many reasons to hate my guts.
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>>2137870
Black comedy, nigger. That's what any good grimdark is.
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>>2137877
SEASON THREE

THE HUMAN GAMES
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>>2137880
I wasn't trying to offend. It was a joke.
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>>2137881
>Lyra gets an unmarked letter in the mail
>she opens the evelope, its actually a card
>"Wish you were here."
>"Love, Earth"
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>>2137896
Alright then. Either way I'd read it.

Get to it.
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>>2137881
A whole fucking lot.

I worry that if I was the only human she ever got to interact with, she'd be disappointed, though.

Like one of you getting to interact with pone, but it was the one you like the very least.
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>>2137888
am i the only one who gets turned on by all needles and wires sticking in those people?
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>>2137897
Someone post the "lyra is forced to post on mlpg by no games" image but with the filename "think of your favorite human"
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>>2137801
Why can't I hold all these >limes
No answer.
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I'm going to take a quick visit to ponychan for the first time in 9 months. Wish me luck.
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>>2137907
I guarantee not.
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>>2137897
>dirt
>sending mail
>1002 CR
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>>2137915
-1 Luck wished
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>>2137887
An earth pony would be fucked against and early human hunter unless it could find a way to not leave a trail. Pegasi and Unicorns could escape easily.
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>>2137890
>You will never be the final boss of the dungeon Twilight has to fight her way through to purify the Everfree forest, where she slowly lost more and more of herself until confronting you and finding that she doesn't want to fight any more.
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>>2137918
Oh you!
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>>2137877
>Twilight turns him into a balloon
>He manages to hang her
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>>2137915
Isn't ponychan almost dead now?
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>>2137910
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>>2137924
>be final boss for Twilight
>challenge her to social interaction
>GAME OVER YEEEEEEEEAH
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>>2137923
>Flying creatures.
>"YOU GIVE US A FEW THOUSAND YEARS, ASSHOLE!"
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>>2137839
>not liking Super Troopers

What a bitch. I hope someone rapes her to death.
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>>2137924
You fall to the ground.
The final blow have been delivered and you are bleeding heavily. You dont have much time left to live.

You watch as the "hero", your nemesis, is walking towards you. You have the chance to say a few memorable last words.

What are they?
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>>2137923
Funny thing about flying. When you're up there with no cover, you're easy to follow, and there's nothing to block arrows (or depending on the setting, I guess bullets).
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>>2137937
Is it?
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>>2137937
yea, SB started a successful thread over there
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>>2137924
>Never show up
>Break the game
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>>2137941
With our current technological progress, I can't help but think ponies would be fucked if we went to war for some reason.
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>>2137949
Et tu Twily?
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>>2137938
>tfw I was the one who colored this and now it gets posted so often
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>>2137959
Deus ex Magicka, anon.
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>>2137937
Do you mean FiMchan?
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>>2137959
lol no

>Twilight scuffs a hoof
>gets mad and Teleports the entire human population into space
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>>2137953
That's been there a while.
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>>2137923
>>2137951

>no bones are ever found from the monster's victims
>a pegasus tries staying out of the monster's range, figuring it can't fly, therefore, it can't reach him
>it throws something at him - a spear of some kind.
>he's so surprised he doesn't think to dodge until the last second
>then he sees what it threw
>now he knows what happened to the bones.
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>>2137966
Nice little ego boost, innit?
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>>2137949
Come closer, I haven't much time to tell you
I am wearing a suicide bomb
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>>2137978
both
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>>2137924
>You will never be a good Lich who decided death was just something that would keep him from studying, practicing and perfecting new spells.
>Every week you have to shoo some adventurer away from your tower.
>On occasion you get one with an attitude, they are the annoying ones. They manage to break in and start smashing your things.
>You never get tired of them and report them a few hundred miles away to the nearby kingdom without clothing.
>In the kings throne room.
>The king is a homosexual.
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>>2137986
I get that feel when people post my shining armor pasta.
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>>2137892
Here's the thing to know about us, Eurobeat: Fuck our opinions. You're actually doing something with your life. If we don't like it, or things about you, well, too bad for us. It's our loss. The smart ones here will like you even if you like different things. It's how adults work.
I mean, I could not care less about what sort of anime you might watch, as it's something I indulge in from time to time as well. Hell, most of it's cheesy romance stuff. There is literally no way any intelligent person here would hate you. You not only give us good music, you actually listen to criticisms and work around them. It will be a sad day indeed if it ever comes to the MLPG throwing you out on your ear, especially if it's over something stupid like a difference of opinion.
So relax.
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>>2137979
Twilight couldn't even teleport one Ursa Minor. She had to make it sleep so she could lift it.
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>>2137973
>there's no way we could win a war against the ponies, they have magic!
>there's no way we could win a war against the humans, they have technology!
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>>2137986
Hell yeah.
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>>2137949
"I guess this is my last chapter. Promise me you'll write a fitting epilogue."

Alternatively: "I fucked you in your sleep"
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>>2137991
>You never get tired of them and report them

>implying the mods do anything in your tower
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>>2137979
>has to resort to mary sue characters to beat humans
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>>2137998
>live in a constant cold war with the ponies out of fear one of us will surpass the other in our respective specialties
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>>2137959
Fuck this humans vs. ponies bullshit.

I'd fall to my knees before Celestia and Luna repeatedly wishing for humanity to finally get together in true brotherhood and whatnot, ask money and start up countless charities/schools/hospitals/whatever, ask for scientific and arcane knowledge to push both humanity and ponykind forth to unfortold levels of AWESOME, or anything like that.
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>>2137959
I don't think we could win an actual military engagement with ponies, magic is just too hax, especially stuff like the Want it Need it spell.
An actual battle would be a really decisive loss, but something tells me the ponies just wouldn't even be able to comprehend something like an aerial bombardment from high  that the ponies on the ground can't even see the planes.
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>>2138007
Ponies are casuals man.

They even play with items
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>>2138006
My spellchecker hates me.
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>>2137990
I thought Ponychan was like the BIG haven for the majority of the spaghetti. I wouldn't think it would be dead, is it?
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>>2138006
I laughed hard.

I need to sleep.
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>>2138026
It wont catch you putting the wrong word entirely.

It was funnier as report.
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>>2137949
Thank you for freeing me from the curse. I hope you can stay sane with it longer than I could.

I just want to fuck with her head before I go.
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>>2138017
>engineer
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>>2138017
>only humans on the streets
>only humanoid statues

Ponies confirmed for subhuman scum race that is rightfully put in their place as second class citizenry.
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>>2138040
>sentreh
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>>2138017
>bowing before a xeno

You will be dealt with when the time arises.

Harshly.
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>>2138048
>hats
i want to play again
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>>2137892
You're a cool dude, Eurobeat.
We ain't gonna throw you under the bus.
You're upstanding and bro as fuck, you're genuinely nice and even though however sad it may be your fanbase consists of majority bronies, you still maintained your artistic integrity and haven't degraded yourself in to making Past Sins or Fallout Equestria tribute songs or some shit like that.
Thread police might bitch at you, but honestly fuck them. They're useless whiny shits who contribute absolutely nothing.
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>>2137949
"Fffuck you."
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>>2137959
>humans invade Equestria
>mythological creatures with bullet proof scales, turn people to stone, etc etc
>poisonous plants with unpredictable consequences
>all manner of hostile magical objects and creatures
>horses with magical powers, capable of offensive magic
>horses that can fly as fast as a jet plane
>ponies have knowledge of gunpowder, could easily assemble bombs
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>>2138039
Funny thing is, that would totally work.

She would lose her goddamn mind over little inconveniences, and let it build up till she levels Ponyville in frustration. Shortly after, she would accept that she was 'cursed' and sulk back to your former keep in the forest. Might even half-raise you for advice, Lord Genome style.
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>>2138029
after /mlp/ was made, it pretty much died.
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>>2137986
I remember that feel when I made the pony/Disney song crossovers and some people liked them.
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>>2137949
"I've always loved youuuuuuuuuuuu......"
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>>2137949
"Fool, by striking me down you have made me more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
Because even when I'm dead I want them to worry about me.
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>>2137995
He's also met Nathan face to face and survived unscathed.

That's got to be worth something.
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>pony magic doesn't work on humans
>human weapons don't work on ponies
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>>2138064
Well if you're going the incredibly mary sueish route, nuke the fuck out of them.
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>>2137948
>Trixie
>in the place of George Carlin
no.
No.
NO.
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>>2138073
>that feel when i didn't cap them
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>>2138085
>they redirect it with magic
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>>2138094
>the cup of fire from heaven was just a redirected nuke
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>>2138072
And yet, outside the /b/read, the fluffy pony threads and others, /mlp/ is pretty empty. Where did the autists go? Is the /b/read just ex-ponychanners?
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>>2137892
EBG, you're a legit motherfucker, never forget that. MLPG's opinions may be fickle at times, but there's very, very little chance that you'll fall prey to what other contributors have, if not from the standpoint of the medium, then from the fact that your posts are almost exclusively made to drop info/get feedback on your work.

You are literally the perfect, shining example of name/trip use.
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>>2138094
Detonate it anyway as soon as they start to redirect it. The fallout will still kill hundreds of thousands.

Don't tell me you thought nukes detonate on impact.
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>>2138094
Doesn't work that way.

If they don't know it's coming they can't do shit, fuck you.
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>>2138068
>Life invades your torn body.
>Air fills your lungs once more as blood begins to thunder through your rapidly healing body.
>With a blinding flash you collapse on the ground, coughing.
>"How do I slow it down."
>You recognize the voice, your eyes flick open.
>You run your hand across the dust covered floor, chuckling, it's been awhile.
>"Tell me how I slow the curse down." the voice again, this time more agitated, strained.
>You chuckle as you slowly get up, your legs wobble a little as you look down at the battered, worn eyes of your former nemesis.
>"What curse?"
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>>2138068
Except curses aren't real. They are fake magic.
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>>2138073
Sssshit, I'd say something but I'd rather you just enjoy the high.
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>>2138091
Princess Celestia
You know I am a righteous pony
Of my virtue I am justly proud

Princess Celestia
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd

Then tell me, Celestia
Why I see her dancing there
Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul

I feel her, I see her
The sun caught in her bright pink hair
Is blazing in me out of all control

Like candy
Hellcandy
This sugar in my skin
This sweetness
Desire
Is turning me to sin

It's not my fault

I'm not to blame

It is the Pink Pone
The witch who sent this flame

It's not my fault

If in God's plan

He made the Pink One so much
Stronger than a pony

Protect me, Celestia
Don't let this siren cast her spell
Don't let her candy sear my flesh and bone
Destroy Pinkie Pie
And let her taste the sugars of hell
Or else let her be mine and mine alone
Hellcandy
Dark candy
Now Pinkie, it's your turn
Choose me or
Your pyre
Be mine or you will burn

Celestia have mercy on her

Celstia have mercy on me

But she will be mine
Or she will burn!

>That feel when you didn't save the pictures that inspired this.
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>>2138123
I like this.
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>>2138130
This one?
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>>2138114
>>2138116

Assuming they didnt pull hacks.

Congratulations, we dont know the effect of radiation on ponies.

You just created magical flying earth regrowing GHOULS ponies.
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>>2138126
>implying she wasn't cursed with that inconvenient last statement
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>>2137924
>she is wounded and aroused from her battles with the twisted monsters you have come to command
>you have a stallion that was captured and broken long ago with you when she enters your chamber
>you offer her a choice: either she can fight you for the potion that will return him to normal, or she can keep him to satiate her needs
>she licks her lips and does not answer right away
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>>2138123
>Oh Twilight, it was you all along.
>Come, tell me of your adventures, and I will tell you of mine. I'm sure we both have our share of interesting stories.
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>>2138128
Go ahead and say it. I don't mind. I'm open to criticism.
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>>2138130
This?
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>>2138126
She was pretty damn convinced by the end of that episode.
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>>2138130
>plan doesn't rhyme with pony

0/10, that's the most moving, impacting part of the song, and it is totally ruined
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>>2138143
/discussion
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>>2138142
I love you. No homo.
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>>2138143
Radiation effects them how it effects everything else living.

It fucking kills them.
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>this whole thread
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>>2137984

>over time, the ponies start gathering tips; bits and pieces of information they've gleaned from survivors of the beast's wrath

>It never hunts at night, if it can help it
>Its hearing and smell are nowhere near our level
>it's easier to escape if it can't see you
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>>2138172
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>>2138162
Eh. I wasn't really trying to make it rhyme. Couldn't think of a word that rhymed with pony to replace plan with that still had the same meaning as plan and vice versa for man.
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>>2138018
I want to see the military fighting dragons. /tg/ figured long ago that a squad of Apaches or a single Abrams could kill your standard fantasy dragon.
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>>2138169
Nigga they have magic who knows what the fuck will happen when radiation gets involved.

and this is assuming their world even follows our rules.
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>>2138085
But wouldn't that defeat the pu-

Wait, what are our goals in this war?

Do we want the land irradiated? Does that affect our war goals?

Speaking of goals, how would this pass through a parliament/senate?

How do you get voters behind a war against a magical realm full of talking balls of cute shit?

Wouldn't the first people to have contact with another dimension be scientists? Not soldiers?

Why even start a war if there's a chance to learn from/make money off of this alien world?
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>>2138176
>hooves
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>>2138176
>those teeth
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>>2138111
>>2138157

probably gone to tumblr or here or something. all i know is that the /ef/ kids are the fluffy threads.
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>>2138175
Now do a version with a kitted out and well trained soldier.

High tech weaponry, NV goggles, thermals.
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>>2138152
Yes. Thank you. I loved those. Hellfire is easily my favorite Disney song. Also, 0/10 Anon, I agree with you on that part being the best part of the song.
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>>2138184
anal crusaded conservatives
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>>2138191

I was thinking savage human with primitive weapons.

Y'know, so they have an actual chance.
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>>2138183
>the Zone happens
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>>2138148
>She tortures you in her wrath, but this only causes you to laugh as she demonstrates just how far she has fallen
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>>2138205
>Luna officially becomes that guy

>STAY INDOORS STALKER
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>>2138184
Highly hypothetical.

If you want our leaders have become completely corrupt and society is a dystopia. They want the vast amount of resources Equestria has, they don't care how irradiated the land is.
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>>2138135
All the destruction she caused.
All the death, he friends left her.
The curse left her a hollow shell of a pony.
And you just told her that there was no curse.
She did it all, all that blood is on her hooves.
And they said you were a monster.
>You leave her sitting in the chamber, stunned.
>You hope your tomes weren't pillaged over the years as you head towards your library.
>Ponies can be so silly.
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>>2138196
might as well post the other 2
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>>2138204
I see, you make a good point.

Carry on then.
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>>2138150
Alright. Lazy amateur song parody is a big pet peeve of mine, and you hit the big problem areas. You don't even TRY to keep meter, which makes your versions of the songs extremely clumsy when put to the music, and oftentimes the changed lyrics were simply a case of Ctrl+F/Replace. It feels like, as it usually does, the entire parody is built around one or two 'good' lines or themes, and the rest is hastily slapped into place just to present them.
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>>2138203
I doubt even ass enraged conservatives would declare a war on a planet they know nothing of.
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>>2138208
>in her final gesture of futility, she walks away
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posting best pony

just kidding, I posted fluttershy
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>>2138111
>Is the /b/read just ex-ponychanners?
Scary idea, but go ask them.
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>>2138220
these were made by MT
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>>2138188
I've never known the context of this image.
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>>2138227
they would if they wanted their "WE'RE SO IMPORTANT GOD WOULDN'T CREATE ANOTHER SPECIES THAT COULD CONTACT US" spheal
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>>2138236
You do it, Anon.
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>>2138231
NSFW!
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>>2138227
Yeah, we'd all much rather study it for a while.

Then destroy it.
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>>2138231
Oh fuck dem tits.

>>2138247
No it's not.
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>>2138244
I think I can safely say I would be amazed if we actually found another species on a different planet.
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>>2138225
It'd probably be better if I into music at all. Sorry I tapped your pet peeve. I know how fucking irritating it can be.
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>>2138219
>the realization destroyed her
>you actually feel sad, but only because you lost what could have been a great tool
>all she is goo for now is patrolling your dungeon and zapping intruders
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>>2138146
>The stallion's mind has long since been lost to lust, his glazed over eyes focus on Twilight while he strokes himself, his heady scent growing stronger and stronger
>His motions jingle the chains binding him to the arm of your throne, and you can see Twilight subconsciously starting to breathe in time with each stroke, filling her lungs with his musk
>It has been minutes since your presented your offer and she has yet to answer, and with each passing second the scent in the air thickens, becoming more and more irresistible
>You smile as you notice her knees start to shake, obviously fighting with all her strength
>Her eyes widen to saucers as you magically detach the chain
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>>2138248
And then buy gold!
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>>2138236
>>2138246
you're both sissies
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>>2138231
>filename

I can see it nigger, with effort.
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>>2138256
Well, someone needs to dust the tower.
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>>2138239
Thank you for posting those for me. You're the best.
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>>2138262
>implying I buy gold
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>>2137924
>fight final boss
>forest purified
What is this, Jak and Daxter?
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Should I play League of Casuals or Waifu Simulator: Curvy Rarity Edition?
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>>2138277
>Liberal scum detected.
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>>2138271
And suck the exalted undead cock
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>>2138290
>buying gold
>ishiggydiggyniggy
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>>2138284
>Jak and Daxter
NOOOSSSTAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLGIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAA TTRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPP
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There. I asked the /b/read. Now we play the waiting game.
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>>2138244
If Saudi Arabia or some shitty theocracy somehow built a star gate, maybe that might happen, but
even America with it's faux-theocrats wouldn't start an extradimensional war, I'm sure most of the population wouldn't be okay with that, let alone the other world powers.
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>>2138256
>it isn't all bad
>Tools are much more useful
>But toys are way more fun
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>>2138290
>Paying people to play a game for you that you pay to play
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>>2138300
try asking here or the fluffy threads
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>>2138265
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>that hologram technology becomes inexpensive
>you can have your holo-waifu 24/7

would you?
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>>2138278
Implied subservience and adorable/sexy fuckin' outfits.
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>>2138299
>The Forbidden Forest
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>>2138278
Sub/Dom roles
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>>2138325
>hologram technology
>still no augs

WHAT THE FUCK SCIENTISTS.
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Ponies are used to various sapient races -- even bipedal ones like Minotaurs. They wouldn't be surprised by humans.
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>>2138325
>holograms

VR will be better.
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>>2138325
Any time I was home and alone and didn't want to be.

So actually not all that often.

But I would definitely own the technology.
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>>2138310
>Lich.
>Needing toys.
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>>2138325
>would you?
There's really no con.
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>>2138334
Augs won't let you sex bugpone. They've got their priorities straight.
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>>2138325
Nope, it's either the real deal or nothing at all.
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>>2138342
>it glitches
>shows up while you have company
>says extremely sexual things you programmed it to say
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>>2138341
>needing

There's a difference between need and want, anon.
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>>2138175

>It can't smell us like we can smell it - don't make noise, don't leave a trail, and it can't follow you.
>it can't see in the dark, and it can't see for very far, but where it CAN see, it sees VERY well.
>it CAN be snuck up on, and surprised - it doesn't always seem aware of its surroundings
>especially not when it's sleeping
>It CAN be hurt by magic sorry null-humanfags
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>>2138300 here

>>2138289

There you go. The few posts under it answer your questions. No big drama. No epic battles. Just nice people answering a question.
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>>2138325
I'll wait till my H/S is perfected
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>>2138355
>you playing with your goat programs again son
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>>2138336
cheerilee would be all OVER human cock
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>>2138336
>oh look, it's a new race of ugly minotaurs? diamond dogs? hairless monkey things?
>why do they keep talking like we can't hear them
>why are these things so awkward
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>>2138357
Why couldn't you just compromise.
>it can't be hurt by magic
>but it can be hurt by things thrown by magic
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Should we come to Ijma, fellow Muslims?

Not like we have anything better to do than quest.
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>>2138359
Well that answers one question, but raises so many others. /b/read's off the list I guess.
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>>2138359
So like half /b/ faggotshalf of whom also went to ponychan and half ponychanners.

About what I though.
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>>2138370
Their attitudes would definitely change once they see how we arrived.

>massive fucking carrier the size of canterlot hovering in orbit
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>>2138375
well then here's the question i asked /mlp/

>>>2138263
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>>2138257
>your minions trained him well and he knows not to move without and obvious command or invitation
>instead of moving towards her he rears up on his hind legs and stays that way for as long as he can while Twilight drinks in the size of him
>he looses his balance and falls over backwards, but stays that way so his new mistress can continue to look at him
>you can see a vicious battle raging inside Twilight's eyes as her tail lifts slowly upwards
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>>2138371

Maybe it can't be hurt by ALL magic, but if it's concentrated enough?

>Human rushes in and tries to grab one of your party
>gets staggered by a blast to the chest from your unicorn and knocked back
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>>2138387
>I came from tumblr
>I came from /g/
>I came

Never change, 4chan. Never, ever change.
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>>2138375
go ask here and the fluffy threads if they come from ponychan. or more specifically. /ef/.
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>>2138382
>yfw I came here from /b/ after never being to /co/ in my life but post here and not there.
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>>2138356
Can't I just send her off to find me a cat?
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>>2138330
Nah, it's the frills.
For dom/sub roles I go with enslavement/slavery. So kinky~
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>>2138383
>space ships
>the size of cities
>space based warfare
>a la naval combat
>economically feasible
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>>2138375
Ask if they used to go on ponychan but don't any more.

Pretty much everyone on ponychan started somewhere else anyway, that might be what you're getting.
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>>2138394
>mfw I came from /co/, and feel like a dying breed.
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>>2138394
>mfw I did that in October but quickle became accustomed to /co/'s ways
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>>2138402
Seriously bro.

We're talking pastel colored equines with humans somehow arriving to their nonexistent planet.
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>>2138371
>>2138357

>Pegasi: It can't fly - but it can climb trees and throw things high enough to reach you - keep your guard up, and don't let it keep a line of sight on you.
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>>2138383
>Not walking through an old burning village in the everfree singing the mickey mouse theme.
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>>2138401
>Cutie Mark Crusaider Maidos!
>Yay!

Super cute, MT, for real.
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>>2138413
That's horrible. They are only children.
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>>2138113
>>2138061
>>2137995
...thank you, actually. I can honestly say I'm relieved. May I never give you cause to rescind those words.
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>you will never have another hero
>you will never have another chance
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>>2138421
They're not children, they're horses.
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>>2138415
So are we aiming to scare the ever loving shit out of them? I thought we were peaceful at first.

>filename
I laughed.
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>>2138421
Have you seen the original?
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>>2138425
Time to go play Mega Mare 4.
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>>2138425
We don't need another hero
We don't need to know the way home
All we want is life beyond
THUNDERDOM!
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Let's talk about slavery.
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>>2138431
They are horse children. It's still wrong.
>>2138435
no
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>>2138445
NO
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>>2138425
>you will fall
>because you never learn to stand for yourselves
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>>2138445
I'd enslave a pony. I'd make it clean my room and then I'd feed it marshmallows like a pet.
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>>2138445
Slavery is an unpleasant topic. I don't want to.
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>>2138412

>It can move quietly over most kinds of terrain - use caution and always have a lookout when moving through its territory.
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>>2138455
>pone tells you it misses its friends and family really bad
>it wants to go home
>pone looks like it might tear up at any moment

wat do
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>>2138402
>>2138411
>>2138415
Doesn't this all come back to "why declare war on a (we're assuming) non-hostile planet?"

Most people aren't all for meaningless carnage, modern wars have a reason besides rape and plunder.

If this human society is advanced enough to build FTL vessels that are several times the size of city, then I'm pretty sure society hasn't descended into barbarity.
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>>2138453
You will fight. And when you fight, you fight alone. And in the end you learn there was no other way.
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>>2138442
>THUNDERDOM

Whelp! Time for bed!
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>>2138447
They're pixels on a screen. There's nothing you can do to them that's wrong.
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MLPG, a cute 8/10 girl asked me to go to the movies with her this weekend.

I had to politely decline because I'm saving myself for Pinkie.

Did I do the right thing?
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>>2138466
Anyone have the cap of the exterminatus on equestria speech?
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>>2138464
Kill it and eat it.

Not really, bring it back home to greet friends and family.
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>>2138445
I prefer servants
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>>2138464
Send it's family to your home.
>MORE SLAVES WEE
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>>2138425
>>2138453
>>2138467
And now I need to listen to that album again.
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>>2138475
>not asking her to roleplay Pinkie for you
You fucked up, son.
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>>2138464
>Just like that scene from the color purple?
>Let pone go home for Christmas, then freak out cause I can't drive.
>Have pone drive me home.
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>>2138466
But I didn't say anything about declaring war.

All I said was they'd think a lot differently about us if they knew who we are, where we're from, and how we arrived.
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>>2138476
Warhammer is a parody
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>>2138475
I don't think an 8/10 girl asked you to go to the movies this weekend.
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>>2138486
The Good Doctor, The Hounds, The State vs. Light and Breaking Out/The Fall are the best songs.
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I'M

SO

FUCKING

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuE99EHk7PU&t=2m38s
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>>2138502
I agreement, but I meant Act I.
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>>2138462

>a coordinated ambush and capture by several ponies working in unison finally leads the monster into a trap and although a few valuable soldiers' lives are lost to the beast's rage, it is finally captured.
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>>2138398
>The Lich keeps trying to hire adventures but they always run or attack him when they learn what he is
>All he wants is a cat
>A living, purring cat that doesn't fall apart every time is tries to swat at a ball of yarn
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>>2138495
Not the same anon but, what's your point.
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>>2138466
>>2138415 here
I guess what I was trying to imply was just ponies encountering humans at a random occurrence. I.e., There's a bothering disturbance deep in the everfree, ponies and pals go to investigate, sit back in the sidelines for a minute seeing human military at work, not necessarily against pones.
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>you are the dead
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>>2138505
Draw pictures of ponies on a piece of paper, then cut them out and set up a little scene somewhere in your room.

Get creative. Put have one holding some small object, supported by something hidden by the paper
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>>2138510
Please stop. Cat >feels always make me >feel
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>>2138508

>"It's afraid."

>"IT'S AFRAID!"
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Generosity
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>>2138508
>even though the beast has been captured, the ponies grow fearful
>it had to come from somewhere
>at first its only rumors, whispers
>then ponies start disappearing again
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>>2138499

Let me at least pretend it happened.
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>>2138502
>Not Light Up The Night
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>>2138525
>Finally, against all odds get a cat.
>The moment it enters the same room as you, it goes into a defensive arch, hissing at you as though you were some ungodly abomination
>Oh... Wait. Shit.
>The cat backs away to the door, and darts as soon as it can
>You leave food out for it, and the dish is always empty by the time you check it again, but the cat always makes an effort to avoid you
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I'm still waiting for the green text story of a pack of humans ambushing a pony from the sides while it pays attention to the human in front of it. The pony looks at the human and mutters "Clever girls."
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>>2138529
laughter
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>>2138517
Oh, OH.

I like that. So inadvertently causing ponies to fear us?
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>>2138535
Flip a switch
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here's one from the AiE threads >>2138472

and one from the fluffy threads >>2138527
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>>2138508
>while escorting it along a river to the nearest town where Celestia waits it dives into the water
>the pegasi keep an eyeout while the unicorns dredge it with their magic, but when daylight finally fades they decide it must have drowned itself and make camp
>roughly a third of them wake up the next morning while the others never wake again
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>>2138529
Why isn't Rarity allowed to dream of happiness?
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>>2138529

>catch the boquet
>expecting her to give it up

You know this isn't how it works right?
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>>2138536
Oh God. For my entire life I've always lived in a house with cats. Not a single year of my life has a cat not been living with me. Finally move out on my own and every time I come home I expect cats to be there to greet me. I open my door and all I see is emptiness. I need to get a cat...
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>>2138476
I thought I had it, but I can't find it.

Sorry anon.
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>>2138545
>curious as to answers from fluffy thread
>only one post since
>glance up to first post
>oh god

Never again. Never a-fucking-gain.
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>>2138555
Because my waifu is not allowed to get married. She must stay pure.
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Rarity is backhanded generosity.
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>>2138536
>Use magic to levitate the cat towards you
>It struggles to get away
>Realize what a monster you've become
>Oh wait, you don't give a fuck
>Mindbreak the kitty
>Perfect subservient pet
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>>2138535
Good, but overrated as fuck.
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>>2138510
>"Some dude is offering a hundred gold bits for a cat!"
>"Awesome, where do we gotta deliver it."
>"The big, dark forboding tower that ponies enter, but never leave."
>*Thunder*
>"...Think we can get two hundred if we bring two cats?"
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I graduated as Valedictorian at my high school today MLPG.

I have no idea what I want to do with my life.
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>>2138540
Yes.
Not gonna lie it's kind of the basis for a fic I've been working on.
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>>2138569
Contradiction
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>>2138531

>but this time, there is no hiding and hoping the attacks will stop
>this time, they are ready.
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>>2138388
Did the other anon leave already? Don't tell me I'm getting blueballed two nights in a row.
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>>2138583
You're a contradiction
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>>2138578
Do some soul searching and find out what will make you happy
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>picking specific protomen songs

i seriously hope...
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>Type out a reply to an argument
>Accidentally type your instead of you're
>All of your'e opinions are now null and void
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>>2138582
I think it has potential for hilarity.
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>>2138591
So is ur mom
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>>2138595
>your'e
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>>2138570
What does that even mean
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>>2138578
Go to college, find your calling.

>4 years later, in some random topic on [board]
>I graduated as Valedictorian at my high school today [thread].
>I have no idea what I want to do with my life.
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>>2138595
Welcome to 4chan.
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>>2138593
Hope rides alone, anon.
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>>2138432
"We come in peace but that doesn't mean we won't do our best to kick your ass if you try and fuck with us."

-Stargate or something like that
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>>2138578
Spoiler alert:

1. Nobody "knows" what to do with their life
2. Especially not in high school
3. Most people change careers several times
4. You're only eighteen
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>>2138578
Just get a job, maybe two. build up a nice hunk of cash like I did. Maybe sign up for one or two classes at community college, get a couple out of the way before you make any real decisions. Its no big deal if you don't know where you're headed yet. You'll figure it out eventually. Until then all you gotta do is not fuck yourself over. Have fun with it.
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>>2138574
Overrated amongst its fans, perhaps. But severely underrated within music as a whole. Maybe that's for the better though.

It is the song that got me into the Protomen, however, and I do believe it deserves its popularity.
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>>2138595
That's what you get for being a stupid, idiotic, uncultured, unintelligent, sister-fucking, redneck, backwater, troglodyte.
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How many of you have linux installed
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>>2138546

>Diamond Dogs capture a human and use it, bound in chains, to guard their mine
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>>2138617
heh
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>>2138575
>"Lets just leave a dead one at the door"
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>>2138592

What if the only thing in life that makes you happy is pastel colored ponies?
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>horse bikini
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>>2138601
>the soldiers have taken to scouting the forest with the robots they would normally use for checking booby trapped buildings
>Fluttershy finds one
>They use the microphone on it to convince her that it is a living machine
>They keep having to cut the mic so she doesn't hear them laughing
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>>2138608
Well I ruined it by being lazy.

But for serious, smart kid like you, college is probably the next step. Biggest piece of advice I can give you is don't just do what you think others (eg: your parents) expect of you. I did that, and couldn't give less of a fuck. Fortunately I realized at the end of my Sophomore year, I realized what the fuck I was doing, and switched into something I was actually interested in.
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>>2138628
Windows ME here.
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>>2138630
>implying they wouldn't use him as an assassin or part of a hunting party
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>>2138634
Open a petting zoo and paint all of the ponies different colors.
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>>2138633

>"Maybe he'll give us half-price?"
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>>2138628
Linuxis2egghead4me
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>>2138607
She's the kind of person who give something to another not because it's a token of kindness, but it suits her interests.
Like her friends dresses. She wanted to have her group of friends look just as good as she did at the gala because she thinks they have no style.
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>>2138546
>It leaves a morbid totem near the town.
>It consists of bone, a skull of a pony and a warning written in blood.
>Nobody can decipher the crude language.
>Celestia comes and looks at it.
>Her study of the creature has granted her some knowledge of the creatures language.
>Her eyes widen as she looks at the words.
>"The sun sets today."
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>>2138639
I thought I was the only one!
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>>2138628
I have an old pentium 4 from 2003 i installed linux on.

And a pentium 2 laptop with win2k. and a Y2K Ready sticker.
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>>2138636
This is more arousing than it has any right to be
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What a terrible night for a curse.

http://www.livestream.com/anonymousaccount

Tonight's subject - temporarily burnt out on pony. Grab bag of other subjects besides MLP.
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>>2138632
I wasn't going for an HFY angle, I was going for a smart first-contact protocol angle. We want to work with you, but God help you if you try to take advantage of us.
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>>2138644
>Trusting a slave with a weapon

Next you'll say Humans are equal to Diamond Dogs!
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>>2138634
Then you need to take a serious walk. Barefoot through hot coals. Go backpacking through your country and discover that there is life outside of those pretty pones
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>>2138648
Dash why are you so bad with technology
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>>2138648
>RBD
>Rain Bow Dash
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>>2138628
I used Linux, but I switched back to Windows 7 when I had to dick around for like 2 hours to get anything running
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>>2138652
W:ME fuck yeah!
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>>2138546
I was thinking more Vietnam-era soldiers, but I like this idea.
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>>2138662
I just wanted to post that image.
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>>2138650
Well... They DON'T have any style. Did you see the abominations their minds concocted?
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>>2138628
Currently learning Linux in school. Shits pretty straight forward.

I dont use it at home however. Its in a VM if I ever need it though.
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>>2138634
It's not.
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>>2138675
Meant to quote
>>2138637
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Minor emergency, fellas. I need pictures of The Burdened to show my brother.
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>>2138674
What's it like living thirteen years in the past?
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>>2138634
Sell crack.
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>>2138684
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>>2138684
It looks best in motion
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>>2138684
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>>2138682
Does it matter that much? Future soldiers can be pretty interesting as well.
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>>2138644

>Equestrian Cinema's version of LOTR has the party moving through a Moria-like mine
>One of the ponies gives away their position and they are suddenly swarmed by Diamond Dogs, forced to ready themselves for battle
>One of the party moves to shut the doors to the room, and hears the clanking of chains and a guttural howl of fury
>he turns to the party.

>"They have a human."
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>>2138630
>the Alpha beats the human to show how strong he is
>the human strangles him with his chains
>the tribe is in an uproar, but the law is clear: the human is now the Alpha
>two years later scribes in Canterlot are trying to figure out how a small back of Dogs managed to quadruple in size and territory so quickly
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>>2138637
So basically its My Little Pony: Bad Company.


I like it.
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>>2138595
Your're an idiot, that's all I have to say
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>>2138700
>>2138699
>>2138695
Thanks, guys!
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>>2138650
That would be right if she didn't end up working ridiculous overtime just to cater to her friends' strict dress specifications. Do you even art of the dress?
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>>2138705
I like where this is going.
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>>2138686
At least we still have the World Trade Centers.
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>>2138700
this needs to be on the cover of an album
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>>2137309
sorry I was out of state and I got this weird tingling sensation on my neck and had to run home
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>>2138699
>That filename

I laughed
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>>2138720
That's our Glitter Glue.
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>>2138709
And now with the name I like it even more.
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>>2138717
Touche.
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>>2138720
Oh.

Well.

I stand corrected.
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>>2138705
>the human strangles him with his chains
lost it
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>>2138575
>"TWO CATS!"
>"Oh shit guys I think we fucked up ba-"
>"TWO CATS!"
>"Oh Celestia run!"
>"TWO CATS!"
>five ponies without wings suddenly appear several hundred miles above Cloudsdale
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>>2138727
Not to mention Planetside is in its golden age.
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>>2138720
I don't get it
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>>2138705
>mfw I know that feel about the chains
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>>2138702
I'm sure any era of soldiers could be interesting. Or better yet, Vietnam-era with robots
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Geez Louise this took forever. Now I remember why I stopped drawing mechs in the first place, ha ha.

Well, here you go. A Virtual On pony.

Yeah I know it kind of sucks but I'm just glad to be done with it.
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>>2138720
>had to run home
oh my god i cant stop laughing

this thread

this day

fuck man everything's going good for me, should've bought a damn lottery ticket
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>>2138732
lmao 2cat
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>>2138736
>>2138736
GLITTER GLUE HAS A HUGE ___EGO[/spoiler
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>>2138703
>it chases them down at the bridge
>it's riding a Balor
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>>2138732
I'd buy you a beer if I could.
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>>2138741
Don't push it.
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>>2138732
>The Lich Floats around overjoyed, kitties frolicking around in his ribcage.
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>>2138749
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>>2138748
>dat sword
why can't i have one like that, it looks so nice to have
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>>2138732
CAAAAAAAATS!!!!
CAAAAAAAATS!!!!
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>>2138726
>they give Pinkie Pie a hotdog MRE
>she manages to make it taste okay
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>>2138749
Who drew this?
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>>2138755
This fucking thread man.

Beautiful.
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>>2138760
Should have pre-ordered from gamestop
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>set up stream to show the curious what you draw besides MLP
>begin displaying body of work
>viewer seems interested, but then suddenly leaves
>end stream. Last for all of seven minutes

Goddammit.
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>>2138742
unf, dat ass
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Someone should draw a cracky-chan pony.
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>>2138754
Don't worry, not taking it seriously.
But tell that to Treyarch.
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>>2138747
Oh..oh my....I need to stroke it atleast once then~
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>>2138767
Liches love cats.
They fucking love cats.
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>>2138705

Not gonna cut in on your fun, but I think I like the Savage-Hulk approach to humans a little better, kinda like >>2138703

>Diamond Dogs keep a human on a chain
>they point him in a direction and let him mow through whatever's in front of him
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>>2138768
i meant in real life

but i see where you're going
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Another late night spent on MLPG.

I wonder how many that makes.
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>>2138769
Shut up Ross
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>>2138773
It's not 2007 anonymous, and this isn't /b/.
Nobody cares about camwhores anymore.
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>Bored
>Google "celestia cosplay"
I really don't know how to react to this
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>>2138776
>stroking
UNF
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>>2138755
>"Wait...I forgot something..."
>A bag of gold appears in the same place above Cloudsdale, and begins falling.
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>>2138779
I think I like his interpretation of the human here being a cold ruthless tactician.
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>>2138773
...so an ugly Rarity with bad teeth?
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>>2138663
>IT'S A MADHOUSE! A MAAAAADHOUUUUUUUSE!
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>>2138763
Tch.

Give her the Omelette and see what happens.
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>>2138769
awwww I should have came
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>>2138700
>several weeks after Celestia goes missing while hunting the human.png
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>>2138793

Eh. To each their own, I guess.

I just thought it'd be an interesting change of pace to have the human be the animal - since there's so many other sapient species.
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>>2138769
You forgot when I told you to eat dick
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>>2138813
I'm not him, but what if he has an animal cunning? Somewhere around "clever girl" cunning.
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>>2138769
>See a stream in /mlp/
>"hm, something other than ponies? I wonder what this wonderful stranger will be streaming? Perhaps a movie, or some animes?"
>fat furry art
>"Well, maybe he'll do something else next?"
>Browsing through files, resolution on stream is too low to snoop through is filenames or browser tabs or anything
>Sports art
>No one else is joining the stream
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>>2138772
you want the version without the machinery? here you go
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>>2138820

That's what I was thinking, actually. It can't be reasoned with and it's nowhere near as intelligent as a real human, but if you underestimate it, you're as good as dead.
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>>2138804
She starts crying until they give her one with a poptart in it.
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Someone care to update me on AB?
Any developments?
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I don't even know why I come here anymore.
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>>2138837
I would rather let her get into the cheesefood.
>It gets everywhere.
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>>2138844
None. He's been silent all day.

Can we please move on? I'd like to spend as little thought on that monster as possible.
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So, what happened with the >some cry debacle?
Did he kill himself yet?
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>>2138848
For the art
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>>2138776

MT, draw a pony version of the bum tickley miscarriage comic panel.
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>>2138848
You can check out at any time, but you can never leave
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>>2138844
The FBI shut down EQD.
Sethesto is currently in custody.
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Kawaii.
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>>2138858
It'll happen. Just not tonight. My wrist hurts and I don't know why....like a sprain or something.
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>>2138844
He's ded
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>>2138844

AB?

I've been gone for days and just got here... what's going on?
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>>2138835

It... CAN be stopped, right?

It gets a little boring knowing the human always wins.
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>>2138856
You drew the pictures of pony Hunchback, yes? Twilight Frollo?
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>>2138878
We're not supposed to talk about it.
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>>2138879
only by another human
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>>2138877
>>2138878
DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
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>>2138876
>My wrist hurts and I don't know why
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>Octavia
>that outfit

UNF
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>>2138878
He accidently into some CP when he had his livestream.
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hey guys, what if, what if instead of bitching about how great the threads used to be (they werent), or how great they could be (they wont be), we discuss the great shit going on right now:

Yesterday they banned the trixie spammer. If only for a moment, the rest of our evening was totally chill
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>>2138858
this
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>>2138887
And that's where the space marines come in.

DUNANANANANANA
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>>2138873
>twilight will never look back at you through unkempt hair
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>>2138878
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>>2138885
Yes. And Quasi Shy
>>2138890
I can't do the same thing you do.
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>>2138897
>Yesterday they banned the trixie spammer
OH GOD SOMEONE PINCH ME I MUST BE DREAMING
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>>2138887

See... that's boring, because then you're back at square 1.

My thinking is; it CAN be killed - it's just not easy to do. Think the Cave Troll in LOTR. It wreaks havoc, but it if you know how to handle it, it can be brought down fast.
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>>2138886
why the fuck not?
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>>2138892
>Aion.
Enjoy your awesome music.
>And your constant PVP bullshit.
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http://discorderlyconduct.tumblr.com/

THIS FUCKING TUMBLR

MY SIDES

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

etc
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>>2138914
I just chased someone across half of Eltnen.

He must really hate the root spell now.
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>>2138906
I love you.
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>>2138915
>investigate
>prom
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>>2138920
That fucking shit.
That shit right there.
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>>2138906
But you can, you just use more, hand.
So to speak.
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>>2138917
She isn't real anonymous
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>>2138915
Yep. Between that and cupidite's cheeselegs tumblr I'll never need another
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>>2138927
Shut up and enjoy the jokes you killjoy.
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Who the hell is AB? Is it someone from EQD?
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>>2138935
Stop it anon.

That's not funny.

I said stop it.
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>>2138930
Generally I leave people alone unless theres a fight goin on already.

But when they start it I try to finish it.

tfw they find out I have that 80% damage reduction buff
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>>2138934
>enjoying things
Get a load of this autist
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>>2138915
Holy fuck, I think I woke someone up
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>>2138932
>(Dead)
B-but it wasn't even nsfw!
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I just realized.

WHERE'S THE MARKER OH FUCK OH NO
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So uhh, how bout that marker guys?
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>>2138949
Leth must be a little testy about his waifu tonight.
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>>2138949
There was clearly a vagina showing.
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>>2138955
>>2138957

marker mind
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>>2138943
Yeah, it was a fucking blast getting stomped by roving packs of Elyos in the early game.
I have no idea how they managed to grind to 50 that fast, but they did.
>Every fucking keep.
>All the time.
>Even the ones they didn't need.
>Then they patrol around and break every spire thing.
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>>2138969
Nuh uh. A little bit of outer labia, at most.
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>>2138955
>>2138957
Relax. The thread will be around for a good 12 hours at this time of day. Just let someone who can move it know so the thread can get marked.
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>>2138955
>>2138957
Huh.
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>>2138942

>be out of general for a few days due to study and other life things
>come back
>big something has happened
>everybody wants to keep it hushed up

Goddamnit mlpg do I really have to be here all the time?
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>>2138934
It's two fucking pages of OC shipping. this shit is fucking deplorable. can we at least not be hypocritical for one evening
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>>2138879
Of course it can be stopped. What the ponies never realize is that there is an entire tribe of humans near the Everfree Forest. The Human has been killed nearly a dozen times over the centuries but it never stays dead for long.
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>>2138948
I lost it at the pinkie one.
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>>2138973
Yeah im not really an asshole like that.

If pvp happens I react but otherwise i just collect pretty dresses.
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>>2138982
>not quitting your job just to browse MLPG 24/7
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>>2138908
He evaded but is keeping his head down.
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>>2138983
>oc shipping
>DiscordxDiscord

pfff
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>>2138982
Ok, look.

AB got caught downloading/watching honest to god horrifying child porn. We don't like that. Yes, I'm serious. It has regularly shit up threads since. Please, just drop it. Don't even respond to this post.
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>>2138997
>Discord x Discord
>The entire tumblr is just masturbation.
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Tonight is the night MLPG. Is your body ready for the aponecalypse?
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>>2139002
The entire tumblr is surprising hilarious.
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>>2139005
Oh is it? Neat.

Got invited over to a friends house to help him get rid of a few bottles of wine tomorrow night.

Think he's going to come out so we can have sloppy gay sex while the world ends?
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>>2138997
>pff

No tumblr circle jerk here
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>>2139005
IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY
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>>2139022
If it's pulled off in a way that's entertaining, I don't give a shit.
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>>2139023
Save it til 7 Am
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>>2138998

I know that, I saw it summed up in a threadcap before

I just forgot who AB was... who is he again? I cant fucking keep up with everyone
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RQ8mSBaD3Q
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>>2139042
He's the nasty ass tranny.
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>>2139039
I don't understand
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>>2139047
Fat guy here.

Im as lost as you are.
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>>2139039
>I get it.
I wish I didn't.
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>>2139046
I'm going to miss that little nutcase.
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>>2139039

Ross pls go
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>>2139028
stripey is one of the worst tumblr attention whore fags
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>>2139046

Oh that guy. No worries then.
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>>2139055
I know I'm not. I'm really not.
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>>2139039

GET DUNKED
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>>2139039
Ross, are you like, legit mentally handicapped?
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>>2139039
> IT'S A RULER YOU GUYS
REALLY
THAT RULER SHAPED OBJECT IS INFACT, A FUCKING RULER?!
TELL US MORE!
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>>2139047

Fucking ross drew a furry shoving a ruler into her belly button. I reported it.
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>>2139039
>fuckable bellybutton
Unf. Now if only it were pone instead of whatever that is.
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>>2139063
Not even a little?
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>>2139055
I'm not. Before, I might have a bit. Now?

Fuck no. He can burn.
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>>2139075
>shoving rulers into belly buttons
People jack off to that?
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>ross
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>>2139084
Remember Anon, Ross is from fA.
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>>2139084
Apparently Ross does.
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>>2139084
Navels are gross. They smell worse than ass.
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>>2139077
Anybody who tries to make this place into their own personal /soc/ I have no pity for.
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>Pinkie will never star in her own Osu/EBA game
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>>2139098
Because you don't fucking wash it you disgusting prick
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>>2139089

Oh shit. Sauce?
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>>2139102
You're the meaning in my life
Your the inspiration
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>>2139106
Qtip and alcohol master race.
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>>2139110
Fuck that blurry screen gimmick
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>>2139110
Man fuck that stage. Great game up to that point, but then they randomly throw in some screen-blurring gimmick.
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>>2139076

She's a basset hound~
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where can i buy a cuddleable gilda
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>>2139106
You can wash out the inside of your asshole as well. That doesn't stop it from being a nexus of bodily filth.
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>>2139116
No, she's a freak.
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>>2139118
I don't shit out my stomach.
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>>2139118
>applejack undressing twilight
>twilight doesn't redress in the second frame

oh mother of god
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>>2139122
Casual
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>>2139117
I would cuddle a Gilda.
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>>2139117
>Buying her.
She would kill you if you offered her money for a cuddle.
She isn't a prostitute you asshole.
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>>2139112
That bitch fit a whole ruler in there though. A qtip wouldn't work. She'd need to use a rag on a stick.
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>>2139117
Ask around. I'm sure you can find out where she drowns her sorrows.

Then all it costs is a bottle of whiskey, and a few consoling words. Who knows. You may even find something more.
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>>2139130
I would nuzzle my face into a Gilda tummy if I had one
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HEY GUYS LOOK

IT'S A NEW MY LITTLE PONY FIGHTING GAME
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>>2139134
That just isn't how bellybuttons work.
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Can we please kill this horse so I can go to bed already.
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>>2139140
She'd be so warm and soft.

Not her personality, her fluffy body I mean.

Fuck I'm making it worse.
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sorry
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>>2139141
I am amazed they did not "Volunteer" Odyssey into this.

They take his songs and rape them enough without asking as it is.
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>>2139145
>going to bed
>ever
can you be more beta
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So I heard you had some new drama after the CP thing
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>tfw want draw
>tfw too lazy
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>>2139141
fuck yes, Eurobeat and Gretina ain't on their roster. Best musicians. It's like a list of people no one should bother listening to. Too bad. Alex S was good, and Foozogz made that great MTBPW remix
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>>2139148
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>>2139166
>tfw want to draw
>no inspiration
>my art is shit anyway
>better not
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>>2139073
Have you seen the pciture he took of himself?
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>>2139176
I did. Total chester.
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>>2139176
No. Do I want to?
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>>2139169
That looks exactly like my Cat. My heart couldnt take it.
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>>2139169
HNNNNNG

HHNNNNNNNNNNNG
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>>2139166
>Draw for the first time since October
>Randomly massive leap in quality
>mfw
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>>2139178
Dangerously Ross?
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>>2139134

Could you imagine how much she'd blush from the feeling of that stick? The navel is an erogenous zone, you know. Plus it would send ripples across the mountain chain that is her fat, she'd tackle you and want to be hugged in no time
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>>2139186
Post
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>>2139181
NoHe's actually not bad looking
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>>2139169
...I want a cat that will hug me.

Oh god... now I'm missing my old cat. Mr.Fritters. ;~;
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Yo, guys, where's the fucking marker
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>>2139181
The question was meant to answer >>2139073's question. You probably want to see it about as much as you want to see a train wreck.
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>>2139166
>tfw you have 40 pages of drawing due next week
>none of them are turning out good
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5 DAYS REMAIN
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>>2139201
It's still in an old thread.
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>>2139178

Chester? What?
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>>2139196
This is what I drew yesterday, incredibly better than my first ponies back in october.
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>>2139200

I miss my Mittens. ;_;
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>>2139209
until what?
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>>2139209
until what
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>>2139214

Chester, Chester, Child Molester.
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>>2139216
Neato
im not much better and ive been drawing since october
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>>2139209
dont fucking remind me

fuck i have all this shit to get through and now i will have to disappoint more people since i don't think i can draw something in that time.
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>>2139219
>>2139220
frednoff
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>>2139210
We're almost at image limit though an still unmarked. Isn't someone on who can move it?
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>>2139209
Oh fuck oh fuck I haven't done anything
Good thing I entered as a free roamer so if I back out nobody cares
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>Cats
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>>2139148

>Gilda gives all the signals that she wants you to hold her for a while
>you move in, and pic related
>as soon as you back off, up go the signals again.
>this girl is impossible.
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>>2139228
>>2139237
>tfw you really shouldn't have entered
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>>2139235
New Thread:

>>2139248
>>2139248
>>2139248
>>2139248

Left space for the marker
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>>2139216
That's the first thing I posted here.
How'd I do? Where should I work on?
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>>2139250
I'd let her show me what pain is!
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>>2139257
Just draw a lot
Use references
And don't giveup
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>>2139257
Body looks a little too long and hotdoggy, but I'm honestly just nitpicking
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>>2139263

Read the fucking posts - leave room for the marker so the thread can be archived!
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>>2139284
No
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>>2139291
NO

WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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>>2139296
Archiving
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>>2139291
Thank you based faggot.
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