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New horse soon fellow horsestalker.
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Would you clean your favorite pone's ears?
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>>2129647
With my dick.
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>rape
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>>2129647
No, ponies bite.
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>>2129647
God, right into my nonsexual fetish. That would be an obsession, wouldn't it?
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1084944?password=b79aca2251469e626132a96ade2e5582d50b588e
5more5ever
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>flattery
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>>2129660
How flat are we talking?
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>>2129647

I wonder what you would find in a pony's ear
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1cRFYwio_4
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>>2129650
Flamingo
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>>2129681
Otters and Seals
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>>2129669
probably as flat as Dash's chest
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>>2129650
Hello Smile
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>>2129650
TORTOISE!
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>>2129647
"Hey cutie~, help me find my bookmark?" Twilight gave me a sultry look, one that I don't think she intended for me to take seriously. I couldn't help but see it as a call for attention, for love. Her subtle movements, angled glare, and soft voice.

I found myself staring dumbly at her. Just about as she was about to call out me to again, "Oh, right, yeah sure. I can help you find that uh, bookmark." She had a worried look on her, I normally didn't act so spaced out or stumble with my words. My eyes didn't falter, they stayed locked on the purple pony. My legs moved towards her in a zombie-like fashion. I couldn't think, my mind was about two steps behind my body and before I knew it I was embracing Twilight in a deep hug.

She froze on the spot, managing to stutter out a few 'uh's and 'um's. "What are you doing," she blurted out in a shocked yet not frightened tone. I looked down at her and gazed at the reflection in her eyes, the beautiful lavender pupils she had. I wanted to make her feel good. I wanted her to feel safe.

I kept her in my grasp as I sat on the floor. She followed with hesitation, resting her head on my lap. I ran my fingers through her mane and ran them around the base of her ears. "Stop that," she giggled, "I'm ticklish there." My heart soared as my mind finally caught up to my body, everything coming together like some sort of enlightenment a buddhist would have. Her ears, a pony's ears, was a pleasurable zone for them. It's a pleasurable zone for me, too. I fiddled around my pocket, pulling out a bamboo pick. Twilight curiously eyed the stick, "What's that thing for?"
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>>2129650
Draw
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>>2129693
pssst... ignore him and he will go away on his own.
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>>2129690
>implying otters and seals can fly
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>torrenting Platoon
>slow as fuck download because ISP is dildos
>gets to 98%
>0.8kb/s download
Kill me
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>>2129708
Twirling it around my fingers, I grasped and held it out straight, "The greatest invention of mankind!" She laughed. "No, I'm serious! Here, rest your head on my lap and I'll show you." She did as I said. Her ears raised to attention, making this easier to do. I slowly put the pick into her ear, just as-

"Hey! Are you crazy?" Twilight pulled away, scared of what was happening.

"I'm just cleaning your ears Twi. It feels good, trust me."

"I never had someone else clean my ears before, but I have read about it in Rarity's erm, educational novels." She blushed and slowly rested her head on my thigh again. I immediately got back to work on her ear, lightly rubbing the walls of her canal. Her cooing and moaning being an indicicative sign of a job well done, I continued the treatment. "This, this is heavenly," she whispered. Her sweet eyes slowly closing.

"Twilight?"

"Yeeaah?" Her speech was already slurred from her dream-like state.

"Turn your head over."

"Okaaay~," she willingly did as I asked. I immediately began the same treatment to her other ear, though to my dismay she no longer showed any sign of pleasure. She showed no sign of anything at all.

"Twilight?" Nothing. "Twlight, are you awake?" I felt her rhythmic breathing against my body and a bit of drool on your leg. "I love you so much Twilight," her ears pricked for a milisecond and a smile appeared on her lips. It was bliss.
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>>2129650
COME ON EVERYSMILE MARK MARK MARK!
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i didn't think there was ACTUALLY such a thing as a transparent chainsaw, sorry

i hope you like it anyway
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>>2129725
Oh and I thought what this had to do with ears. Do continue
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>>2129720
not your blog dood
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>>2129650

>smile will never tell us to smile smile smile ever again
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>>2129735
I do. Thank you kindly.
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>>2129720
>torrenting child porn
>slow as fuck do to Chris Hansen
>gets to 98%
>.08kb/s download
Some cry
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>>2129747
not your dood bro
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Does Rainbow Dash prefer packets, or cups of instant noodles?
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>>2129735

Diamond Tiara interning for J. Jonah Jameson? Please?
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ded before it even began
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>>2129757
not your bro, man
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>>2129771
Just like the show
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>>2129764
Cups.  Why boil water when she can just fill the cup up with it and zap it in the microwave.
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>>2129764

Cups. Gotta noodles fast.
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>>2129788
You do know you're not supposed to put those foam ones in the microwave, right?
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>>2129802
foam pony?
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Las Pagasus is Las Vegas.
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Some cry
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>>2129781
not your man, guy
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Not this time
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>>2129650
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1084944?password=b79aca2251469e626132a96ade2e5582d50b588e

4more4ever
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Who killed the General?
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>>2129814
>>2129756
LYK DIS IF SUM CRY EVER TYM ;_;
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>>2129846

it was me.
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>>2129846
Fluttershy, in the library with the candlestick
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>>2129857
you bastard, you won't get away with this
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>>2129846
That whore Rarity
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>>2129802
I haven't ever seen anything on them which said not to do that, so eh.
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>>2129846
Show's on hiatus brah, it's normal for discussion to slow down.
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>>2129876
get off the chair
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>>2129876
Jesús pls go
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If that anon is still on, here's that coloring. I tried to remove the sketch lines the best I could so hopefully you're okay with it.
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>>2129768
nah

i think im done for now, not feelin it
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>>2129876
She's not a slut, she's a whore, whores get pa-

Oh wait.  You did say whore.

Okay nevermind.
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>>2129919

is cool, thanks mang.
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>>2129919

Aw. Okay.

Thanks anyway! I like your work!
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>>2129926
Damn, I really would like to pay Rarity for certain amusements
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speaking of Stalkers....
WHAT IF YOUR LAST VIDYA EVERYONE WAS PONE
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we so ded
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>>2129753
>dooks

ahuehahue
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>>2129982
>Skullgirls
>peacock pony
I want this.
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>>2129982
Fucking Deus Ex: Pone Revolution
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>>2129982
>Vice City
not a whole lot would change
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>>2129982
I don't play vidya
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>>2129982
>Advance wars with pony
What would each pony's CO power and specialties be?
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>>2129982
>Diablo 1 Pone
They wouldn't do too great.
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Well, I was going to fill that "Pinkamena talked off a ledge" request, but I have to go. I got this far.

It's not like it was going to be good looking anyway.
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>>2130013
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>>2129982
i think it would go something like this
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>>2130014
Dash-Eagle
Applejack-Max
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>>2129982
It'd be fucking amazing. I'm actually really tempted to do something like this.
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>>2129982
>diablo 3 pone
It would be a Pegasus pone that crashed every few minutes while flying, and its cutie mark would be the number 37
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>>2129982
Pinkie Pie would be CHiM as fuck and work behind the scenes to keep Twilight Sparkle from zero-summing all the time.
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>>2130043
>brony
Why Elosande!
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>>2129982
Europa Universalis 3? With pones? Neat
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Anyone have the picture of the russian pone cosplayer chicks that actually looked pretty good?
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>>2129991
Indeed
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WHY ARE PONIES SO CUTE
PLEASE
I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE ANYMORE
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>>2130054
>MLP cosplay
>looking good
>western cosplay
>ever even tolerable

no
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>>2129991
Could this count?
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>>2130069
REMEMBERYOUAREHEREFOREVER.JPG
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>>2129944
>"Well darling, normally I wouldn't extend an offer such as this to my normal clientele, but you my dear are far from normal...what say, 125 bits for the full experience?  Maybe an additional 75 if you don't want to wear the condom~"
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>>2130063
Well, of course it exists
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>>2130073
any applejack cosplayer.jpg
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>>2130088
Dont talk shit about mai waifu
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>>2130069
Dash just cant help herself. it just comes naturally.
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>>2130083
Dayum, lookit dem tanlines on AJ.
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Why is Cheerilee so much better than Rainbow Dash?
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>>2130093
There are exceptions to that rule though.
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>>2130073
>implying
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>>2130063
glorious

>>2130083
>Tanlines
>Dat twilight
I've saved this twice to make sure I have it.
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>>2130088
I never was thinking about that activities like these, Ms Rarity.

Just some walk in the park, eating an icecream together maybe?
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>>2130124
10 SECONDS FRAT
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>>2130087
>>2130105
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>>2130043
>that feel when I now have the boss theme stuck in my head

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swRkCS-LaKQ

That fucking game is amazing.
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>>2130124
Is that a boy or a girl?
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>>2130124
I have these
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>>2129982
does ponykart count
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>>2130148
probably
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>>2130152
No, it never counts
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>>2130149
Oh god that PInkie is a man isn't it
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>>2130149
superior
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>>2130165
could be
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Spike has the best cosplayers.
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>>2129982
>Doom 3 pone
Sounds like shitty OC
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>>2130140
whats so bad about always seeing this little cutie, and all her equally cute frens?
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>>2130152
It'll count when you finish it.
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>>2130176
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>>2130164
yeah well fuck you then
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>>2130154
I laughed.
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>>2130198
I wnat that mexican Lyra.
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>>2130188
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>>2130198
>lyra with all those mexicans snacks
d'awww
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>>2130149
The Twilight looks odd, but RD looks fine as hell.
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>no Zecora cosplay
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>>2130149

Gracias amigo
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>>2130238
>niggers
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>>2130246
/pl/ pls leave
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>>2130238
Shit. Now I want more.
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>>2130149
>>2130222
that rarity's head looks like its too small for her body
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>>2130034
I really, really want to have sex with her in that outfit.
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now to the dark site
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>>2130263
Sluts have tiny brains
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>>2130280
But Dash is not a slut.
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>>2130232
>not scruffyrebel
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>>2130287
MY RITTRE PONY, MY RITTRE PONY, KAWAII DESU NEEEEEEE~
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>>2130238
dinofag pls go
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>>2129982

>L4D2 with ponies

>"Did I ever tell you about the time my buddy Snips and me caught an Ursa Major?"

>"Snails? Is now the best time?"

>"Okay."
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What's good MLPG?
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>>2130267
you want to do what to me?
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>>2130267
>having sex with ponies
>not just cuddling the fuck out of them

filthy pleb.
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>>2129982
>Super Monday Night Combat: Friendship is Bacon

mite b cool.
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>>2130320
Nasse is that you? go back to bed
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>>2130315
>>2130300
>>2130287
>>2130279
>>2130327
Please stop.
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>>2130336

You were that one kid in grade school who spent six years picking on one kid, aren't you?
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>>2130345
There isn't much left
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>>2129647
superior version.
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>>2130355
Not me, I like Nasse. Just having some fun.
but if you're projecting I'm sorry
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>>2130346
>>2130168
>suddenly remember seeing this monstrosity at ACEN this year
>regret not taking pictures
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>>2130372
>filename
pfffhahaha
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>>2130315
Oh god, that chick behind her looks like someone's mother.
Ew.
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>>2130355
>that feel when you thought you were bullied by your so called "friends" when you were 13
>that feel when you realise after two years of being miserable and depressed that it was literally just playful banter

>the next two years you're bro as fuck with them before going to uni

All that wasted time
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>>2130327
This guy is creepy as fuck. It's the same one who made that RD racing one, right?
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>>2130381
I literally backed away from my screen upon seeing that
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>>2130377
wat
I don't understand anything anymore.
Brb learning quantum physics.
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Forgot this
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>>2130390
What the fuck man.

I would have loved to have such bro friends. I just kept to myself throughout most of highschool.
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>>2130376

It's hard to tell in text.
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>That feel when the EU Masters' league bro never sent that mail

I-it's not like I-I'm alone or anything

;_;
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Less than two hours to go til part 5. We're fast-forwarding to Pinkie Pie's Hearth's Warming Pre-Party, and there will be lots of mares and hard cider to go around. Can you survive?

SUMMARY: You've been living rent-free with Lyra for a month now after moving to Equestria. She's cheating on Bonbon with you, and Lyra has just revealed to you that she's pregnant with your child. The AEIOU (Anthro/Equestrian Interspecies Outreach Union) also wants to track her condition. You've just got a job at Bonbon's candy store so you can pay your part of the rent, or get your own place when Lyra and Bonbon move in together. You're about to go to a Pinkie Pie party, and after Hearth's Warming, you promised to go to Canterlot to settle Lyra's business with the AEIOU.

Pastebins for reference:
INTRO: http://pastebin.com/6ETeJZdT
PART 1: http://pastebin.com/ACSQ11iw
PART 2: http://pastebin.com/vuDWd0gN
PART 3: http://pastebin.com/FHsBM3FS
PART 4: http://pastebin.com/JQQyvrGT

aeiou
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>>2130404
Actually, I would that dash.
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>>2130392
You mean this nigga?
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???
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>>2130414
a bit chubby, and the legging make her look fat, but oh god the things I would do to her.
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>thread takes a turn for the horrifying

why
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>>2130423
yea boi scaring me already
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>>2130419
i really hope bonbon gets feely with anon at the party along with some other mares
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>>2130410
I was so overly sensitive
I probably made myself unlikeable as fuck by assuming they didn't like me and were being serious

Man, literally my best friends I've ever had when I realised. I'm sorry it wasn't the case for you too anon, but those first two years, I'm glad you didn't suffer
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>>2130423
PLEASE DON'T
PLEASE
I BEG OF YOU
NOT AGAIN
MY COMPUTER CAN ONLY HANDLE SO MUCH SPAGHETTI
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>>2130429

I blame /fit/
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>>2130428
eyup
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>>2130423
Man, people weren't joking about that My Little Dashie story being horrible.
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>>2130429
There's always one that ruins it.

Always.
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>>2130035
>Applejack: MORE POWER
Makes sense.
>Dash: Stronger flying units, free turn=GOES FAST
Fair enough.

Pinkie: Nell: Unpredictable bonuses? Sounds like Pinkie to me.

Fluttershy: Andy: She's always caring for animals and looking after injuries; healing ability makes sense for her.

Rarity: Kindle: Kinda breaks the non-black hole theme, but given her socialite status, I've got to give her to the CO based around cities, and has a power titled "High Society"

Twilight: Sonja: Given BOOKS, matching her up with the information focused CO seems a good match
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>>2130327
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>>2130168
oh my god I just noticed he's wearing flip flops under the bodysuit pfffthahahahahaha
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>>2130429
Because you weren't willing to do anything with it
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What kind of monsters would ya'll like to see in the next season.
for me I've done some thinking and come up with 5
1. Item spirits, Items that come to life after a certain time.
2. a hippogriff, seeing as it's part pony
3. A golem, though only if it's vaguely human like, similar to a pantheon
4. A fire spirit, extra points if it looks like a Bull made of fire
and 5. A slime.
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>>2130458
>>2130428
My niggas.A

anyways can I get a few image of twilight leaning towards the horror-stylings?
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>>2130469
I agreement.
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Someone asked for Rarity making Rainbow look more girly.

Well, here's the improved version.
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>>2130453
I was depressed as hell in my highschool years, but I can't attribute that to bullying or anything, just retarded hormones.
I stopped one of my potential bullies early on by showing him I was carrying a blade.
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>>2130484
But hippogriffs don't even make any sense. Do you even know your legendary creatures?
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There have been mlp camwhores in the past. I mean ones showing tits and vag.

Haven't seen them in a long time. Surely they're still out there. What's happened?
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>>2130415
I'll need to reinstall it first bro, haven't played in a month. Let me hide my personal info. What was your mail again?

Also what league and race are you sparkler?
>inb4 master/grand master Terran
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I spilt redbull on my mouse and now it's going slow. What the hell

But seriously, what kind of mouse should I get MLPG, I'm tired of the generic walmart ones.
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>>2130484
fucking Skeletons

goddamn skeletons
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>>2130498
HAHAHAHA 10/10
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>>2130498
I love it.
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>>2130455
The thread is bad enough for me to dump this.

>>2130459
This actually isn't MLD, but still pretty bad.
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>>2130473
>cum stain in his hair
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>>2130506
MX-518
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>>2130484
If they did a golem I'm sure it would be a golem pony.
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>>2129982
Ponies in Dreamland.
not much changes
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>>2130515
The thread isn't even really bad now, just empty
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>>2130498
your expressions are great
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>>2130469
I think Rarity should be Sasha.
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Lyra time?
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>>2130515

Should drop just a few over here
>>/fit/12755175

I'm sure they'd appreciate it.
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>>2130484

1. Trolls
2. Chimerae
I would say Goblins, but the Diamond Dogs probably covered that niche.
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>>2130544
>that kimmono
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>>2130545

>>>/fit/12755175

Anon in charge of remembering >
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>>2130544
No fedora? Hory shit
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>>2130453
I have a friend who sounds just 13 year old you. He's like 22..God damn, you can't joke around with him for shit.
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>>2130498
>Rarity: You look marvelous Darling!
>Dash:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A
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>>2130545
>>2130562
Holy fuck that thread just gets funnier and funnier.
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>>2130572
sumo jackson looks like a bud of mine
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>>2130506
Microsoft Intellimouse Explorer 3.0
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>>2130542
Well I need more pictures of lyra with a lyre
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Let's play "Full Stop draws you thing because drawing pon is fun, neigh, whinny"
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>>2130622
draw panka diving into a ball pit
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>>2130619
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>>2130622

Draw RBD at the gym
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>>2130619
I love Lyra.
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>>2130622
Peter Gabriel pone.
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>>2130570
yeah, i have a friend just like that, i can't really joke around with him without pissing him off, but i always feel like i'm leaving him out if i start joking around with our other friends
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that fucking fit thread
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>>2130622
Lyra guitar solo
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>>2130637
With Twilight.
>she smacks Twilight on the back of the head
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>>2130622
No one has yet to draw these two as Ponies, will you take up this mighty axe?
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>>2130619
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>>2130622
sweetie belle
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>>2130414
>you will never wake up after a night of heavy drinking and clubbing, stumbling into your bathroom with the most severe hangover, opening your medicine cabinet to down a few aspirin, before hearing someone stir in your bathtub, pulling back the shower curtain to reveal a disheveled and groggy Vinyl Scratch laying there, blinking and looking around, before looking up at you and asking "Dude...that must have been one hell of a night.  Where the fuck am I?"
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>>2130644
See, as much as I was 2shy when I was 13, now I'm always messing with my friends, so I can't stand people who are like me when I was 13

Sucks, but it's interesting to see how we change.
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>>2130639
do you love her enough to sniff her farts?
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>>2130622
kawaii guards
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>>2130540
I was trying to match them power-wise, but I'll admit I was stretching for Rarity. What's your reasoning for Sasha?
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>>2130649

I swear to god they have one at least once a week. It's usually one of the best threads for that day.
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>>2130622
Cracky-chan pony.
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Have some sad Lyra.
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>>2130683
Fuck you and your fart fetishes.
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>>2130649
...What is going on in this picture?
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>>2130660
>>2130637
This.
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>>2130676

>you will never tell her where your neighborhood is, then watch her nod with a bemused, "oh."
>she will never calmly stand up, walk over to your toilet and puke.
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>>2130622
Would you kindly draw bizzaro/reverse versions of non-main-six ponies?
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>>2130695
>Cracky-Chan
NO
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>>2130719
Bronies are showing off their prey
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>>2130722
>You will never then realize that what the fuck there is a talking cartoon horse in your bathroom
>She got so fucked up she crossed dimensions
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>>2130707
how can you say you love her if you won't sniff her minty fresh farts?
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>>2130502
it's what happens when a horse mates with a griffin.
I don't see your point.
>>2130510
humanoid or pony?
>>2130525
that'd be silly and adorable.
>>2130556
Trolls could be cool
>Three billy goats Gruff episode with the apple family
>Big Mac Bucking a Troll into space
awesome
Chimeras are cool too.
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What's good MLPG?

I'm so glad to be back and writing again.
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>>2130683
>You try to say something
>mouth magically wired shut
>You slap her ass
>she promptly sits down on your face
>oh fuck you can hardly breathe
>not that you'd want to
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>>2130741
"I love you, but I don't want to sniff your farts."
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>>2130755
what do you write?
Are you taking requests?
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>>2130755
WRITE SOMETHING SCOOTARUMBLE RELATED.
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>>2130755
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their mares.
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>4chan x update

Oh no.
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>>2130771
NO. MAKE IT "RD TEACHES RUMBLE HOW TO PREEN WINGS"
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>>2130622
A monster with the following features Telling Rarity bad puns
Head of a Tiger .
Shell of a Turtle
Legs of a Deer.
Mandibles of a Spider.
One arm is a bunch of squid tentacles
the other is A Crab's Claw
and he has a snake for a tail.
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>>2130749
But griffons hate horses. The concept of the Hippogryff is that it is impossible even for fantastical creatures.

Also:
>replying to more than 3 posts at once
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>>2130736

Nah, this happens all the time. She'll just need to borrow your couch for a day or two until she can get back.

Also, you're going to need a LOT of liquor.
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Workin' on the ball pit one
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>>2130783
>4chan X
>In charge of not fucking itself up
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>>2130771
yes please
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>>2130761
IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY
NOW SHE'S REFUSING TO TALK TO YOU
GOOD JOB ASSHOLE
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>>2130788
I AM OKAY WITH THIS AS WELL.

AS LONG IS IT'S CUTE AND NONSEXUAL.
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>>2130771

I'm all for this.
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>>2130730
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>the artist that made the "Twilight posing with a condom between her teeth" made more
>the RD one has her holding a sex toy
...Whelp.
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>>2130835
I would prefer non sexual pegging
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>>2130825
Lyra isn't into that kind of stuff, she would understand even if she was.
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>>2130835
>>2130825

Loudanon - inside voice, please.
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>>2130841
is that what that is?
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>>2130849
That IS his indoor voice
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>Stressful day
>Come onto pone
>Nothing interesting
Which episode in Season 1-0 of Simpsons, /co/?
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>>2130853
It's a vibrator
It goes inside or outside
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>>2130796
still, they exsist in myth.
besides, in the ponyverse Griffons can be friends with ponies

Also, I'll respond to as many posts as I want.
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>>2130849
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I ALWAYS TALK LIKE THIS.
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>>2130870
1-10, natch
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>>2130853
Yeah, that'd be a bullet vibrator. The little round bit goes in or on the genitals, and the little remote connected to it controls the strength.

They're cheap. You should get one.
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>>2130853
If you think it's a vibrator, then yes.
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>>2130878
>>2130858

I always imagine LoudAnon talking like Thor did in the Hercules cartoons on the Disney Channel.

Does anyone else remember those?
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>>2130881
Or I could just use my penis on her
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>>2130825
WAIT A SECOND I'M NOT LOUDANON
>>2130878
WHAT? FUCK MAYBE I AM LOUDANON
EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
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>>2130878
QUICK LOUDANON
BLUE PONE SAYS SHE HAS A MIGRAINE AND ASKS YOU TO READ DARING DO QUIETLY TO HER

WHAT DO YOU DO?
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>>2130902
DO YOU LIKE THE BLUE PONY?
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>>2130901
>not giving her le dick and vibrating the clit
I bet you think that was a "real" orgasm she had, too
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>>2130915
>pony
>not pone
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>>2130841
I saw the series. I hate the visual shortcut of "condom in mouth" = instant super sexah
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>>2130914
ASK HER WHY SHE DOESN'T JUST GET HER GIRLFRIEND, THAT LIBRARIAN CHICK OR WHATEVER, TO READ FOR HER
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>>2130915
BLUE PONY DOES HAPPEN TO BE BEST PONY
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Did I miss any Marefly while I was gone?
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>>2130504
Sorry for the late reply. Been playing some Beef3.

I used to be Master league Terran, because fuck all the race traitors. Pretty rusty now.
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>>2130901
>>2130922
Something tells me the artist chose to have her holding a sex toy because of her 'alternative tastes'.
So no, you can't use your penis on her.
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>>2130928
shes not my girlfriend
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>>2129708
>Hey cutie~
this is not my waifu you fucking faggot
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>>2130930
>>2130928
>>2130915
>>2130914
>>2130902
>>2130878
>>2130835
>>2130825
we loudanon now? er.. I mean WE LOUDANON NOW?
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>>2130841
>"I'll need your help anon, i cant put it in by myself"
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>>2130928
BUT SHE SAID YOU WERE HER HUSBANDO, LOUADANON
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>>2130948
YES SHE IS. DON'T RUIN MY TWIDASH ADDICTION
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>>2130069

post more ponytails pls
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>>2130947
>alternative
thats a funny way of spelling "shit taste"

but obviously thats what that was.
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>>2130962
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>>2130841
I would let RD dominate me.

>Go with her to see the Wonderbolts perform
>before we leave the house, she tapes this to the underside of my puny penis
>It's one of those remote-controlled models
>She leaves it on low on the way there
>When the Wonderbolts fly out of the tent, she turns it all the way up
>oh fuck
>She was planning on edging you with it, but she's so excited she just leaves it on 100%
>You dirty your frilly pink panties
>After the show, she regains her senses
>"Oh, you little bitch, you weren't supposed to come"
>"Well, since you won't be able to give me a proper load when we get home, you'll just have to use your mouth"

I can't write dialog
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>tfw too poor to buy Civilization V
would ponies enjoy CiV?
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MY LITTLE LOUD ANON
MY LITTLE LOUD ANON
I USED WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BE
UNTIL YOU ALL SCREAMED AT ME
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>>2130925
Yea, it's a bit of a turn off for me. Creampie is my fetish. VD and pregnancy is my bane. Still, if >she wants to fuck, who am I to say no.
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>>2130969
god dammit i was saying she's a lesbian
a dyke, a carpet muncher, a bona fide 100% $100 serious lesbian
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>>2130940
I'll throw you a mail tomorrow man
>tfw Masters League Zerg last month
>implying you won't win by default because TERRAN
Shit, I know I'm going to get demoted if I try to play ladder again ;_;
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>>2130993
Civ V has a free weekend going on right now.
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>>2130991
>You dirty your frilly pink panties

wat
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>>2130993
Civ V kinda sucks.
Go Civ 4 instead
I still had fun
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>>2130998
xD
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>>2130632
>long filenames

I think there's filesystems that'd have a problem with a name this long.
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>>2130993
Twilight would bitch about how it's a let down from Civ IV because it didn't have a full set of extensive modpacks upon release.
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>sexualizing horse cartoon

i hope that you don't do this
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>>2131003
Dude, I know. I said it was obvious that was what the artist is implying Even if it's not canon
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>>2130991
>implying Dash would want a sissy boyfriend.
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>>2130991
>getting off on panties and vibe
>not exclusively on the warm, wet folds of your waifu's maredepths

do you even
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is it okay if I read all of LOUDANON'S posts in YapLap's voice?
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>>2130998

LOTS OF VOLUME
TONS OF >FUN
A BOOMING VOICE POWERFUL AND STRONG
YELLING LOUDLY IS AN EASY FEAT
CAUSE CAPS LOCK MAKES MY LIFE COMPLETE
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>>2131022
deal w/ it nerd
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>>2130993
Twilight obviously.

I'm going to wait to play Civ V until the new 'expansion' comes out for it. Hopefully it'll be less boring and more on the complex side.
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>>2131019
Ha.
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>>2131019
is pinkie stage diving at the wedding?
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Does Twilight remember her survival training?
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>>2131019
nice! thanks for taking my request! now, to color.
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>>2131010
>wearing panties that aren't pink or frilly
>2012
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>>2131031
>implying she even wants a boyfriend
You've seen the way she looks at Applejack.
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>>2131022
where do you think we are.jpg
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THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME
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>>2131062
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!?!
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>>2131044
I was pissed they took out religion in Civ 5.
I liked pretending to be a holy warrior when I killed those infidel Buddhist Nations.
JEW POWER
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>>2131022
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>>2131061
>appledash

sure 2010 is here.
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>>2131061
>AJ
personally i would think she wants a more 'girly' girlfriend to validate her boyishness

like Rarity
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>>2131082
>tumblr-circlejerk.jpg
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What's going on MLPG
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>>2131085
>ron paul in charge of not conning paranoid schizophrenics out of their money
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>>2131082
>Palette is there
Haha, we lost Jessy for good ;_;
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>>2131061
sh-shut up! mai waifu isnt a lesbian
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>>2131082
Why are there two Pinkies there?
Is Jessy a tumblr whore now?
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>>2131101
>no email
>no pic w/posting
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>>2131031
>implying she isn't just using me for oral sex and money
>implying she doesn't even pretend she isn't cheating
>implying she doesn't come home with soarin's semen dripping out of her tender marecunt
>implying she doesn't make me lick it up before massaging her feet
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>>2131101
I should've written things today, but instead I played vidya and exercised.

So not much really.
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>>2131109
>now
She is, but I'm a faggot and still like her drawings.
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>>2131112
well uhh, you stick with what you like then
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>>2131105
>ron paul in charge of not being a paranoid schizophrenic
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>>2131087
>implying
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>>2131109
One of those Pinkies appears to have glasses
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>>2131110
I took the email off a while ago.
And I need a request. Can't keep posting reposts.
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>/mlp/
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>>2131112
>feet
>mare
>feet
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>>2131101
There are a couple people having fun in /fit/ at the moment, and someone started dropping the My Little Dashie story.
Got Mangneto to draw an orange chainsaw, though it wasn't transparent.
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>>2131085
moar doom paul pls
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>>2131105
>>2131105
>>2131085
>>2131128
we /pol/ nao
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS LISTEN
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>>2131133
Dash twirling around in a pink maids dress
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>>2131082
What the fuck is going on in this picture? Why are there two Pinkies and three OCs?
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>>2131109
One is the hot blooded Pinkie that did that picture, the other is Pinkie Pie Solutions or some such.
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>>2131039

DON'T YOU KNOW
MY LOUD ANON

DON'T YOU KNOW MY EARDRUMS HAVE BURST?
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>>2131109
One's Hot Blooded Pinkie Pie, the other's Ask Pinkie Pie Solutions.
Both are basically OC's done up like Pinkie, but they're actually pretty entertaining.
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>>2131133

Ponies on ice cream.
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>>2131140
>>2131143
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>>2131133
Ponies with ponytails
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>>2131143
Nope, we applejack
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>>2131148
The Pinkies are both from Tumblr
Hilarious OOC and pseudo-OCs
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>>2131148
>surprise
>OC
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>>2131133
Transparent Orange Chainsaw pony.
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>>2131133
kawaii guards
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He-he's perfect...
The perfect neckbeard...
Gentlemen, we have found someone who...
Has absolutely no life...
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>>2131138
>and someone started dropping the My Little Dashie story
Sup.
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>>2131148
did you not see >>2131096
>TUMBLER CIRCLEJERK.JAYPEG
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>>2131090
Twilight would probably work better.
They're book bros and all that jazz.
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>>2131129
Already taken anon but she can have Twilight.
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>>2131169
>implying everything about her isn't OC except the model
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>>2130901
I didn't mean you should get one for your partner, anon.
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>no one will ever draw your OC as a pretty filly
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>>2131169
I personally think Surprise's episodes are the best.
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>>2131160
what about ponies in ice cream
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>>2131189
first i gotta make an oc
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>>2131005
>Implying we couldn't just play 2v2's
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So is this daedric armor or what?
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>>2131189
Shit nigga that hit me hard.
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>>2131189
>having an OC

because Im not a faggot
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>>2131140
>>2131143
>implying that you can stop it

“I am the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end"
-Modern Warfare 2
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>>2131196
Nope.
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>>2131189
Why would I even have an OC?
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>>2131174
>not the lisping Flutterfag from that Vimeo documentary
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>>2131174
can he even see? his eyes look forced shut from all the fat
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>>2131191
I'm actually laughing
Impressive
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>>2131189
>no one will ever draw your OC as a happy pretty filly
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>>2131160
>Soarin's massive stallion nuts
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>>2131174
hi /fit/
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>>2131162
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>>2131195
Oh shi-
That'd be fun, actually. Latency will make it doubly fun
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>>2131196
Looks more like Falmer armor
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>tfw want your own oc
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>>2131218

>Soarin's massive stallion nuts
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>>2131227
Is Rarity being hidden by that hick ponies big head?
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>>2131219
Good afternoon, MLPG.
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>>2131189
>tfw no one will ever draw my oc at all cause i don't have one
feels indifferent, man
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>>2131219

For the past hour or so, the /fit/ thread has been pretty indistinguishable from MLPG simply because both were dumping Brony cosplay/meetup pics.

It's kinda funny, I'd post in one when I meant to post in the other and it didn't make a difference either way.
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>>2131248
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>>2131218
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As a blooming young alcoholic this image hits me right in the liver.
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>>2131253

>talking shit about her waifu
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>>2131261
>looking for how to make
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>>2131266
>drank so much her cutie mark disappeared, making her only spiral further
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I wanna plat Stalker: SoC but I'm at a point in the game where a sniper would be so amazing right now.
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>>2131266
>beer in a glass
>not vodka and orange juice in a coffee mug

casuals
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>>2131160
Dammit I hate nuts on my icecream.
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>>2131261
THANK YOU
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>>2131253
No, Rarifag. We should be a united front against the Dash and Flutter-fags.
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>>2131266
Why would a pony put a handle on a glass?
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>>2131278
>beer
>not the best type of alcoholic beverage
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>>2131287

What this gentleman said.
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>>2131293

So she can pick it up.
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>>2131276
>losing the Apple farm makes the entire Apple family lose their cutie marks

Holy shit that's darker than I'd even thought.
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>>2131278
>vodka and orange juice
>not vodka straight
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>>2131296
you are casual to the max if you can still get drunk off beer
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>>2131296
>drinking beer to get drunk
pleb
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>>2131287
But I like Dash.
And Applejack is my third
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>summer hiatus 2012
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>>2131296
>beer
>not cider
>or apple based spirits

Do you even brew?
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>>2131248
>tfw you have an OC, but letting him out of your head is frowned upon
>tfw he's escaped onto paper twice
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>>2131293
to hold it of course
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>>2131311
I used to do that, but if you drink a lot of cheap vodka at once, your throat is sore as fuck in the morning and you get hoarse
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>>2131327
>Not Applejack
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>>2131313
>>2131319
>drinking to get drunk
>2012
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>>2131327
>AJ will never show you her distillery operation
>she will never give you a glass of her special apple hooch
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>tfw you get banned from ponychan for a week for making a rape joke
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>>2131343
>hoarse
dohoho
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>>2131340
THAT CUP IS JUST HOVERING THERE
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>>2131326

Overall not as bad as Summer Hiatus 2011

I mean, we haven't had anything terrible of the magnitude of Past Sins
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>>2131355
>tfw you were posting on ponychan
wait, no, I don't know that feel faggot.
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>>2131287
But Rarity is my 2nd favorite pone! after Dash
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>>2131334
post him
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Season 3 speculation Gentleman!
13 episodan
Scootaloo, how are they going to introduce her family and home? Or will they simply circumvent that issue?
Spike, what could they do, short of giving him less time or removing him completely, to make you like him? What kind of episode would he have?
CMC, what will their cutie marks be and how will they aquire them? scenarios encouraged.
Rarity had a notable lack of episodes this season, will she get an episode focused on her? What will it be like?
Would you like the idea of more adventure based episodes?
Please Respond.
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>>2131345
>not downing an entire bottle of 750ml whiskey
>2012
Good thing I still have a 12 pack on me
pony on my level
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>>2130770
Clopfics, though I'm not taking requests right now, as I have four projects lined up.

Applequest
Mr. and Mrs. Cake fic for SB
Seaty Belts Lolita complex thing
New LyraXhuman idea I had while in lab today


>>2130771
Intredasting, but see previous
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>>2131364
We will, man. We will.
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>>2131189
feels like something I'm okay with
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>>2131361
that's just how aj rolls
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>>2131348
>She'll never invite you to her room, pulling a bottle from a hiding place in a wall
>You'll never sit across from her at her small, rickety table as she tones down the lights and has a friendly drinking contest with you
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>>2131378
>sweeetie belle

Do teel.
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>>2131375
Fuck off
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>>2131344
Applejack is delicious, I always keep some on hand.

Irish cider >> English cider
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>>2131364
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>>2131355

>posting on faggotchan in the first place
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>>2131308
Here's a color if you want it.
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>>2131345
That's clearly what AJ is doing in the pic. I mean, fuck, she looks so sad.
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>>2131373
It was a moment of weakness.
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>>2131376
>not drinking a fifth and taking a bunch of xanax, then forgetting what happened for the last 24 hours and waking up in the hospital with a tube in your dick

it sucks so bad when they pull it out
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>that feel when called out in /fit/ thread
>by someone who doesn't even go to MLPG

Oh god mixed feels
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>>2131397
>Irish drunkards know alcohol better than Englishmen

Gee, who'da thunk it?
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>>2131355
rape is not a joke
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>>2131408
6/10 oc
not too bad
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>>2131405
Neat
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>>2131393
I don't have the energy to get into this, but do know you have at least one anon liking your tastes if you decide to go on.
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>>2131364
I miss the writefags
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>>2131376
>drinking vodka
No, buy yourself some Magner's.
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>>2131393

>she will never undo a button of your shirt and suggest you make things "a little more interesting."
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>>2130685
My wrist tires. I need to work on not trying to crush the life out of my stylus when I hold it, but that's all folks.
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>>2131421
Best part is that the color scheme isn't retarded. Sepia coat with charcoal mane.
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>>2131395
I wrote the first part to this thing, it was originally a nice >feels/cuddling fic, but then I got a little eager and blurred the line with the ending so I could open it up to some sex possibilities because I have problems.
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Anyone got the BroNY 9/11 dance video?
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>>2131443
I AM GOOD AT THIS
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>>2131443
draw with arm
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>>2131410
>tube in your dick

Is it that time again?
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>>2131417

I wouldn't totally discredit the brewing of the English - they can make wine out of just about anything.
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It will never leave
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>>2131416
You post on /fit/, Kierz?
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>>2131460
don't post it you fuck
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>>2131393
>Drunk Applejack

Who made this so popular? Why is this? Whence did we desire drunken pones?
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>>2131375
Rarity got tons of episodes.

I like what they tried to do with spike this season, questions of identity, of growing up, etc. I'd like to know how he gets along with the rest of the gang. Does he hang out with AJ or Dash at all?
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>>2131463
Also sloe gin, which is probably the tastiest liquer I've ever had.
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>>2131453
It's not that I'm not drawing with my arm, I am (mostly, with some wrist motions for shorter strokes), I just am really heavy-handed, which results in deathgrip, which tires my wrist.
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It's sad but it takes fictional cartoon characters to inspire me to eat any fruit at all.

First Horo, then Applejack. Damn I love my life.
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>>2131438
>every time to two of you drink you have to undo another button and she has to put on another hat
>by the time her pile of hats reaches the ceiling you can practically taste the sexual tension in the air
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>>2131396
>discussing the show
>fuck off

You suck.
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>>2131473
Post what? I have no idea what you're talking about~
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>>2131463
>>2131397
Which cider do you like most, friends?
I do like Kopparberg myself
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>>2131452
yay! so cute.
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>>2131479
>deathgrip

Has anyone ponified this yet? /mu/ would flip its shit.
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>>2131475
She's named after liquor, man.
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So this is where the brony shit on /fit/ is coming from.

pls stop
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>>2131460
>>2131473
He's right, try something else for a change.
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>>2131475
Alcohol is great.
Ponies are great.

What's not to get? I wound up downloading everything ponibooru had with the drunk tag.
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>>2131504
No, fuck that
I have a couple of /fit/izens on Steam who are loving the motivation

Just imagine becoming like one of them, man.
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>>2131494

The best apple-related drink I've had yet was an apple-wine a friend brewed on a lark.

He hasn't made any more. ;_;
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>>2131504
You see MuhamMAD
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>>2131487
We already have a topic, deal with it. Don't try to force change a topic unless you know what you're doing.
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>>2131505
>that cap
man that got weird last night
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>>2131505
>not posting the whole thing
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>>2131475
Well, if we want to be stereotypical:
Southern accent, therefore southern indulgences
We want moments of intimate contact with AJ
She makes cider
Hard cider can lead to things getting heated

ergo, AJ likes to drink with friends and a one on one situation could develop into something interesting.
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>>2131449
Oh my I want this.
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>>2131494
People keep calling me a faggot, and I have to keep blacking eyes over it, but I like Woodchuck 502.
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>>2131494
Magner's Apple cider and Wyder's Pear cider.

I've had Blackthorn(?) English cider before but it's too dry and lacks a rich apple-y flavor.
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>>2131476
Rarity had one episode about her this season.
The rest were main 6 or SoME which was a Spike episode.

Spike hasn't really interacted much with the cast outside of Rarity and Twilight, but he was comfortable enough to fish a cucumber out of RD's stomach. I don't know.
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>>2131510

>you will never have to chase Berry Punch out of your wine-cellar with a broom when she tries sneaking in to "check on the crop and make sure it's aging right."
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>>2131516
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>>2131521
>Alchohol
>a topic
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i love twilight

do you love twilight?
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Maidbow Dash

Anways tell me what's been going on MLPG I tried to read the other generals
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>>2131206
Why WOULDN'T you even have an OC?
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>>2131544

I like their Amber. Their Raspberry is okay, but I was pleasantly surprised how tasty their Pear was.
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>>2131568
I love all the main 6
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>>2131549
I do like Magners Apple, but I tend to prefer a Kopparberg pear cider as it seems so much more smooth and sweet

I tend to prefer Pear anyway, but damn
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>>2131569
Draw more maids.
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>>2131378
>Lyra x Human

Go on.
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>>2131552
Sisterhood Social and Sweet and Elite.
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>>2131485
>The button on your pants are all that remain, but AJ can't tip back her head to drink due to balancing her hats
>You have to put the glass to her lips yourself
>Her tongue licks at her lips and the sides of the glass when she finishes, her hot tongue gliding over your fingers
>She works one of your fingers into her mouth, lazily sucking and caressing it, her eyes half closed and sparkling in the dim light
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>>2131569
I like the colors you chose.

Very Rainbow Brite.
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>>2131485
>teamfortress2.jpg
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>>2131494
Can't find any good ciders.

My choices are between Woodchuck and Hornsby's.
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>>2131591
>this hats shit
Hahah oh wow it's like I'm really playing TF2.
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>>2131568
She is a very nerdy and purple horse and I'd like to pick her brain about Equestrian physics and the underlying rules of magic and shit
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>>2131583
I dunno....
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>>2131569
Not much, actually. It's been quiet today, more or less.
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>>2131607
Maybe apron pone?
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>>2131552
>You will never get your cucumber stuck inside Rainbow Dash.
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>>2131607
pone in PJs?

Cute or sexy, your call <3
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>>2131612
Naaah
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>>2131590
Sweetie Belle episode
Sweet and Elite was her only episode.
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>>2131573
You know, I didn't really care for the pear, and the Amber's just not dry enough for my tastes.
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>>2131569
Panka pa next?
>>2131572
I do.
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>>2131602

I wasn't too thrilled with Hornsby's, honestly.

I would love some recommendations on good cider brands - the only ones I've had so far are that, Woodchuck and Strongbow.
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>>2131622
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>>2131582
Never had Kopparberg, I'll have to try it out.

So mad that the only place to get cider in SoCal is BevMo, and even then the selection is mostly shit.
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>>2131622
How about Marker Pone in an apron?
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>>2131569
>Maid Dash
>and appletini on icecream
you truly are the best drawfag. Also the only thing of note i can think of is Ross threw a temper tantrum.
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Only Cider I can get consistently around here is Strongbow and it's overpriced and mediocre. Feels bad man.
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>>2131620

Hhhhnnnnggg pones in PJs
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>>2131568
I 'love' her every night if you catch my drift.
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Guys, look at what I found!
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>>2131591

>You ask if it would be improper of you to kiss her.
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>>2131607
Well ok. You don't have to if you don't want.

It's just they're really, really cute.
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>>2131651
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>>2131657
What kind of reaction is that?
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>>2131627

I go for sweet more than dry - I suppose that would be the reason.
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>>2131656
but she can fly!
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>>2131630
Magner's is the best in my opinion.

>Applejack drinking Applejack
I would lose my shit if someone explicitly drew that.
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>>2131657
Don't post my pictures anymore, motherfucker.
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>>2131375
Scootaloo is in Cheerilee's class, right? For a while I figured they'd take that route since they're sisters in previous gens, but maybe not so much anymore.

I want Spike to be more of the sarcastic asshole he is sometimes. Kind of reigns in the other pones at times.

CMC won't get their cutie marks this season, if at all in the series.

Rarity was in a ton of episodes.

I would be cool with more adventure based ideas, I have no idea what about, but I have a lot of faith in the cast and crew and am no longer cautiously optimistic as fuck.
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>>2131675

Wait... Magner's? That sounds really familiar... I may have had it before...
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>>2131668
An ambiguous one?
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>>2131674
I would drive a car even if I could fly. THAT'S POWA!
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>>2131651
Unf
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>>2131649
>Strongbow
I'm so sorry. Anyone know if it's legal to order alcohol online? I've never tried it.
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>>2131630
Hornsby's isn't really cider. It's like "apple flavored malt beverage."
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>>2131635
I wonder if they'd sell it in America? It's a Swedish cider
Although I suppose they sell Magners and that's Irish
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>>2131682
When you stop being so cute :3~<3
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which pone would be most likely to want to be your friend?

friend, not acquaintance
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>>2131676
>Dat nonverbal communication
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>>2131676
I really hope S3 has even better animation
They are using flash so they can reuse everything right?
So the can spend their time improving it right?
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>>2131709
none
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>>2131699
It's likely state-dependent. But probably yes
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>>2131687
It's Irish and delicious. You can really taste the apples in it.

Pic is basically my opinion on all other ciders.
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>>2131710
Makes you wonder what they get up to that made the two so good at it.
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>>2131720

Oh, wait, I HAVE had that before, in an Irish pub!

...yeah, it IS tasty.
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>>2131722
>>2131724
Hahahahaha
I love it when this happens
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>>2131724
>>2131722
Hehehe...wat
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>>2131709
Well Fs, Pinkke, Twilight and Rarity all could be my friends.
But I'm going to say Twilight.
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>>2131712
>Implying they won't decrease the budget and go full Johnny Test
>>2131722
>>2131724
OH THE SAME
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>>2131724
friendship?
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>>2131724
>>2131722
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>>2131724
>>2131722
haha wat
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>>2131712
They gut the budget after season 1. So yeah, they can reuse stuff, but they have less money to work with.
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>>2131743
>They gut the budget after season 1
That was just a rumor
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>>2131710
You are now imagining any conversation scene in MLP overlaid with the constant audio of wet kissing noises.
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>>2131658
>She smiles, "Who ya think you're talkin to? Rarity?" She grabs your arm and pulls you halfway over the table, sending the empty bottle and glasses rolling as she rises to meet you, her apple flavored lips pressing hard into yours
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>>2131658
>she leans forwards and as her lips meet yours her hats tumble from her head
>the tumbling mass of hats knocks the two of you out
>it takes Big Mac and Twilight hours to dig through the mountain of hats
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Dash in a hat is really cute
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>>2131750
First hand claim by one of the show's animators
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>>2131525
I got bored half way through capping it and decided to cap this instead. Besides, the new guy bailed before it ended.
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>>2131778
Dude.
What if Dash was a hat.
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>>2131761
Yup. Direct hit to the unf
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>>2131778
Dash doesn't need a hat to be cute.
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>>2131778
but anon
she's always cute
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>>2131607
>>2131569
Oh these are really cute.
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>>2131807
>>2131801
Oh you guys
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>>2131500
So would there be a pony wearing a human gimp mask?
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>>2131790
>"Engage."
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then What if you last Movie everyone was pony
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>>2131778
>dash wearing things

MT, can you draw more Ponies wearing uniforms? Uniforms really make me unf
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>>2131789
I remember never being confirmed
It doesn't even make sense. It's successful and profitable. If anything they would have increased it or at least keep it the same.
Source?
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>>2131798
What if you buck someone hard enough and they turn into a hat?

And the harder you buck them, the fancier the hat. So you get this international underground organization that bucks ponies to make etc etc
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>>2131826
I don't watch movies
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>>2129640
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>>2131821
yeah, and probably lyra as the dom?
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>>2131801
>>2131807
you 2 have good taste in pastel equine
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Do we have any pics of M. Bison and Colgate?
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>>2131826
>Princess Bride
SURVEY TIME

WHO WOULD EACH OF THE MAIN 6 PLAY
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Rainbow Dash will never be the mother of your children
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>>2131826

>Spider-Man

I still think someone needs to draw Featherweight as Spider-Colt.
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>>2131830
>why

Because it's Hasbro. They went flash animation in the first place because flash is cheap and they can cut the budget after the first season.
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Oh boy is it that time.
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>>2131845
>oc
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>>2131835
...wat
The syllables don't even fit. What the hell.
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>>2131826
>How to Train Your Human.
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>>2131800
Rough lovin is your thing huh?
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>>2131829
Also, this is probably the hottest thing you've done MT, I mean goddamn.
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>>2131858
>Pegas
>Vegas

Figure it out, dipshit.
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>>2131867
>Filename

HAHAHHAHAH
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>>2131870
someone post the GG one
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>>2131798
Would she be a motorized propeller beanie?
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lyra quest where?
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>>2131675
that pic reminds me of this
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>>2131867
>Filename
Has anyone seen my shit?
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Sup
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>>2131835
FUCKING FINALLY
so many assholes "correcting" me
"no it's los angeles"
fucking hell
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>>2131856
Every new human is an OC
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>>2131834
MY NIGGA
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>>2131870
OH MY DAWW
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>>2131847
Still gonna need the source
I know we discuss that subject a lot and that in the end we worried for nothing as nothing was cut.
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>>2131844
Rarity is obviously the princess
Applejack for Dread Pirate Roberts, NO WAIT, she's the giant
RD is Inigo montoya

Twilight is reading the book to Spike

Trixie is that short bad guy who dies
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>>2131888
so i herd u liek spikes...
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would u
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>>2131888
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>2131856
at least they are kinda cute
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>>2131856
You want >OC?
Well OK, you asked for it.
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>>2131872
It's "Pegasus", dumbass.
Three syllables. Like Angeles.
Not like Vegas.
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>>2131905
Your spike pony earlier was great, I'm satisfied.
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>>2131881
Jesus that's terrifyingly bad.
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>>2131924
what the fuck is with those eyes
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So wait.

Wait.

I don't follow it so I don't know, but is there any sort of official S3 anything coming out of the upcoming Bronycon or Everfree Northwest or any of these cons? I just see where VAs are confirmed for brawl, maybe a writer or two. Is anything planned or are they going to field retarded questions from the audience like last year?
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>drawing ponies earlier
>reopen file to work some more
>this gaping vag isn't working at all

Dammit, gonna have to redo this
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>>2131911
I would.

I would cuddle that so hard.
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>>2131264
>>2131252
shut the fuck up dash
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>>2131924
Those aren't even babies, just really tiny ponies
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How do vectors work

http://anbolanos91.deviantart.com/art/Comic-Sibsy-Happy-Birthday-304043475
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>>2131894
Lyra shut up and let us make our human oCs in peace. This is mine and his name is Hairison.
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>finally find this "MLPG"

Thanks for the motivation you autistic manchildren
It was fun
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>>2131933
>Reminded about the general talking about a Nord trying his hardest to get Berry Punch out of his wine stocks and it not working.
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>>2131943
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>>2131949
This is the worst thing
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>>2131954
Wait who are you and what did we do besides discussing fetishes?
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>>2131943
No.
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>>2131949
>Sibsy-Happy-Birthday
fuck you
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>>2131952
Well my oc has wings.
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>>2131954
You're welcome.
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>>2131956
"Ah, Hammerfell had a hard winter's season before last.  It was some manner of enchanted horse.  We called it The Drunkening."
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>>2131977
Man, those wings are still impractical for flying with.
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>>2131933
I never really understood the whole "Berry Punch is the town drunk" when Cherilee and Pinkie look more like drinkers.
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>>2131761

>you take her head in your hands, cradling her and running your fingers through her mane as your tongues tangle in a passionate dance, her hats falling off here and there, before she finally breaks away, throwing off what few remain in place.
>she pushes you back into a chair and straddles you, pushing your opened shirt down over your shoulders and smiling lopsidedly at you as she admires the sight of you.
>she puts her arms around your shoulders and your lips meet again
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>>2131954
Glad to be of service, I think.
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>>2131975
whats wrong with that exactly?
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>>2131971
You made a /fit/ motivation thread
Or at least made it a lot more...motivating
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>>2131844
>Dash is Buttercup
Beautiful girl with initial rough personality  and appearance
>Applejack is Westley
Roughneck farmer type that is charming
>Fluttershy is Fezzik
Because both are slow on the uptake
>Twilight is Montoya
Both are obsessed
>Rarity is Prince Humperdinck
Both are high society obsessed fops
>Pinkie as the Count
Both are insane
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Okay MLPG. You get to travel to Equestria, but it's the most dangerous part of Equestria. You can bring one companion out of these 6, who do you take with you?
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>>2131977
Winged human are not official canon you filthy dirt pony.
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>>2131957
i'm really retarded i thought this would be fucking obvious god

>>2131973
fuck
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>>2132009
Hordor
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>>2131815
The colors kinda off but you get the jist
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>>2131935
After Pinkie killed Dash she made her a cyborg or some shit.
RoboDash then proceeded to fight the demon inside of Pinkie that made her kill her, the process caused Pinkie to loose her eyes.
And then they fucked and had babies.
I shit you not.

Some autistic fuck got so uppity about Cupcakes they made this story Cupcakes: The Aftermath.
And that is fanart from it.
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>>2131956
>>2131985

>>2131555 here. I am so glad I'm not the only one who remembers.
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>>2131956
Can I get a link to that thread?
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>>2131987
Shut up what do you know. Humans have science, they can do anything.
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>>2132009
Dirk
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>>2131996
>all of this time the hats have not moved from her head
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>>2132018
reported for bypassing my filter
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>>2132021
hnnnng!
Whos next?
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>>2132009
Dirk
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>>2131996
>no clumsydrunk
She better tip over the chair when she tries to cowgirl me.
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>>2132009
Always bet on radical larry
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>>2132023
What the fuck?
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>>2132009
Radical Larry
It's go time.
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>>2132021
I think I like it better with the black lines instead of the colored ones
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>>2132044

I don't think you read the first part of that post.
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>>2131885
>>2131875
Some ponies just want to watch the world burn
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>>2132009
Radical Larry.
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>>2132023
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Luna would totally hang out in posh clubs and drink white spirits only.
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>>2131989
I always assumed it came vaguely out of the first OPPP scene, where she dips a hoof into the punch at the cutesenara or whatever it was called.
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>>2132052
I dunno
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>>2132070
I did. The hats move back to her head as soon as they are knocked off.
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>>2132046
get a better filters

>>2132023
who the fuck comes up with this shit?
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>>2132021
>>2131829
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>>2132084
Luna is a whore
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>>2131996
>You undo the binding of her mane, letting it flow free and wildly and begin to lose yourself in running your fingers through it as your kisses only deepen
>After a while she grabs your hand, clumsily maneuvering it to her flank and making you give her cutie mark a hard spank
>She breaks the kiss as you squeeze her firm, orange rear, "No need to be gentle, sugar. Come on, give it to me!"
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>>2132094

Whoa.
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>>2132082
>>2132060
Are you ready.
To see how far this rabbit hole goes?
Go image search 'Cupcakes aftermath'
But I warn you, brave souls, you may come back changed men.
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>>2132084
No she wouldn't, she is reserved and professional.
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>>2132091
I suggest either Twilight or Rarity, if they haven't been done.
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>>2131989
The animators wanted her to *hic when she took a drink in the first episode.
This was removed, but their in joke remains.
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>>2132037
Have you seen the teaser images for Season 3 yet?
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>>2132094
2spooky4me
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>>2132096
reported for replying to a report
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>>2132139
MT already did Rarity.
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>Pinkie drunk
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>>2132060
>>2132082
RoboDash looks kinda cool.
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>>2131989
>didn't see Call of the Cutie
DYEWTS
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>>2132116

>the chair has been slowly tipping backward this whole time, and finally tips over
>you both crash to the ground in a drunken heap, not even stopping as you carry on like a couple of horny schoolfoals.
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>>2131911
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>>2132139
I think Twilight and Apple Jack are left
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Would you help this little filly to get her cutie mark?
How?____
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>>2132176
T-twilight?
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>>2132145
Cool then.
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>>2132176
>CGL Rarity
This is so great.
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>>2132178
I sing songs with her everyday until our throats are sore then go buy ice cream.
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>>2132148
YES I AM SO EXCITED
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>>2132198
Because we all know Rarity is a maid to no one.
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>>2132178
Happy hour at a Kareoke bar
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>>2132201
>doing something with a filly until her throat is sore
AB pls go
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>>2132135
She can still drink in clubs.

>>2132105
Everyone gets a little loose when they've been drinking.
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>>2132176
the pinkie one was fine but this one is pretty close to anthro bro
cute as fuck nonetheless

>>2132158
mods please don't ban me I'll stop
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>>2132161
She looks like a shitty SANIC Recolor OC.
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>>2132216
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GAAAAABEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>2132225
>Everyone gets a little loose when they've been drinking.
things like that disgust me
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>>2132225

>Spike will never make you a cocktail with a surprisingly skilled and practiced claw
>he will never cough and change the subject when you asked him where he learned to tend bar
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>>2132131
Nah, fuck that. If Cupcakes was made to be a troll fic I'd be laughing at this.
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Tess confirmed for haunted.
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>>2132247
What kind of reaction is that?
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>>2132167
>AJ gives a chuckle at her clumsiness before using her position above you to pin your arms to the floor
>She runs her tongue up your chest sloppily, the sensation a strange one as she toys with your nipples using her tongue
>Her hold weakens and you seize the opportunity to roll over, pinning her to the floor this time
>"Fiesty one, ain't ya? Well, you got me. I am at your tender mercies," she says with heavy sarcasm, doing her best not to laugh
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>>2132252
Ah..
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>>2132252
>>2132151
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>>2132253
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>>2132253
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>>2132260
>AJ domming from the bottom
HNNNNG
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>>2132247
It has some youtube vids too.
Oh damn, the fanfic is still a work in progress.
I guess we will have to wait to read the gem of the internet.
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>>2132252
>believing in ghosts
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>>2132225
why is Fluttershy making a "I just farted" face?
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>>2132286
>>2132284
I love you guys
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>>2132252
>filename
a huehuehue
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>>2132216
>AB about to prey on some child

fuck I just made myself sad
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D                          u                       
          d                                        
            e
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>>2132252
2SPOOKY4ME BRO
Next thing you'll say is that he has a skeleton inside
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>>2132252
>Not hiding in Tess' room when you have a cold
Do you even watch the show?
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>>2132300
Ghosts ARE real.
That's why I never go anywhere dark.
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>>2132313
what in the actual fuck
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>>2132300
>Not watching Ghost Adventures.
It's like you don't even want to watch a dude if a shirt far too small for himself walking around in black and white.
Are you gay or something?
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>>2132313
...h o w t
h
e
fuck?
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>>2132301
>why is Fluttershy making a "I just farted" face?
gee i dunno ヽ(´ー`)┌
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>>2132300
I'm a ghost you intolerant fuck
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>>2132337
Clearly not like that.
T h i
s?
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>>2132337
Haaaaaa                                               
  ha                                               
   ha                                              
        faggot
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>>2132260
I have resisted for so long, MLPG. But you're putting me under too much pressure. You're tempting me with AJ!
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>>2132313
Fucking spooky up in this thread.
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>>2132337

S i t i 2 p o k y
h s s o
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>>2132345
>Ghostist
>Spiritist
>The deceasedly abled
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>>2132216
>>2132308
But if AB wanted to do something to another filly it should not be illegal, they would be the same age.
Just exploring their bodies, nothing wrong with that.
For the love of God don't think I am honestly that stupid.
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>>2132363
AH SHIT
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>>2132363
N                                            o     
                                    p              
                                       e
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>>2132294
Oh my god. Sequel fanfiction of fancition?
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>>2132365
This is going to happen in America once the Democrats get desperate enough for votes.
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>>2132366
Well done.
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>>2132329
you should draw a pone being afraid of a ghost.
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>>2132330

N    oth    ing
        t                            O
                      S
E
            E

H        E  R

                         e
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>>2132313
t f w
ur w a i f u i s
a
s l u t
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>>2132365
Actually its ableism. We ghost aren't smart people
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>>2132367
>AB
>exploring a filly's body

Please no.
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>>2132381
It already happens.
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>>2132386
M                                    Y             
                                     N             
                                 E                
                   G                             R 
                                              O
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>>2132345
>Thinks ghosts have rights.
Please, they don't have a leg to stand on.
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>>2132366
>deleting your post
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>>2132392
wut
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>>2132394
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>>2132394
>Not corporalism
R u even dead?
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>>2132352
Who, me? I would never....

I'd finish it up right now if I wasn't having fun bouncing these little greentexts between myself and the other anon(s) taking part
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>>2132365
>The deceasedly abled
>not "The Corporeally challenged"

2/10 would not support
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>>2132392
>>2132403
FUCK
M00T GOT RID OF BLANK TEXT

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
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>>2132422
It's nor moot
It's 4chan X
And this could be done for the last 12 hours
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>>2132402
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>>2132414
YES! You piece off fleshy shit
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>>2132431
>using 4chan X
>not using vanilla 4chan like a true hardcore

filthy plebeian.
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>>2132452
>f5
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>>2132396
>He doesn't know what the CMC do in that clubhouse.
I'm surprised Scoot is even going after Rumble at this point.
The girl gets enough attention from her friends.
Must be that Latin passion.
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>>2132452
How does it feel to live in the Dark Age?
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>>2132431
obviously
I just like addressing moot

cuz mootikins bro
(  ̄ω ̄)φ
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>>2132447
I was raped and murdered in 1990.
What was your death like?
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>>2132397
It's a bad feeling to know that your great great great grandfather and Micky Mouse are both voting against you.
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>>2132471
My dick is hard
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>>2132452
>vanilla
My pony. Addons are for casuals.
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>>2132447
How many ghost hunters go to your house and ask you stupid questions?
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>>2132452
>making things harder for no reason at all
While you're at it
>using the internet
>or the computer
>or technology
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>>2132452
MY SIDES
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>>2132467
Easy on the eyes.
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>>2132471
You poor, poor girl. It's a shame Bob Saget was neve brought to justice.
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>>2132452
>>2132461
>tfw haven't pressed F5 in ages
it's weird
>>
You guys want a greentext quest at this hour?
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>>2132492
None 2spooky4them
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>>2132473
Eh my ancestors were gay faggots anyway

Now the ghosts are going to get all up in my shit.
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>>2132452
>>2132489
sure is summer here
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>>2132466
>the CMC exploring their bodies in the clubhouse

NO BONER NO
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>>2132494
But I'm not. I'm using elven magic and viewing this through a hollow log.
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>>2132260

>"At my tender mercies, huh? I like the sound of that..."
>you move down to kiss her neck, gently nipping at her as you wind her mane around your fingers, watching and listening to her reactions to see if you're headed in the right direction
>she gasps when you reach the spot where her shoulder meets her neck, and you focus your attention there, as she coos in appreciation.
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>>2132471
1963
I was driving in a motorcade and got shot in the head.
Got all over my wife.
Shit was so blast.
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>>2132515
in a dead thread of MLPG.co
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>>2132527
any writers around willing to write a humanized AJ and Dash and anon threesome?
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>>2132527
>non-animated gif
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>>2132503
I committed iwo jima in 1990 after raping someone
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>>2132515
Sure, why not

>>2132548
Retard
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Homer Badman is the greatest episode of the Simpsons ever
Why is the Simpsons so bad now?
WHY?
At least pone is a good cartoon...
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>>2132552
drunk of course
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>>2132533
Then I have been living in eternal summer.

life truly is suffering
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>>2132553
>not knowing GG's format
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>>2132553
You must be new here
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>>2132533
Been here since oh god what am I doing with my life
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>>2132553
Oh jeez...
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>>2132544
Fucking faggot.
I'm cleaning tea off my keyboard now.
>>
My post number modulo 52 determines what episode I watch. Here I go...
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>>2132557
shitposter
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>>2132552
Dash would never cheat on Twilight.
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>>2132558
It's a classic, Simpsons' died after the 7 or 8 season I still watch them
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>>2132535
>"I saw Rarity doing this to her friend Twilight, it looked fun."
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>>2132558

>tfw pone goes 20 seasons+ like The Simpsons.
>tfw you can do nothing but watch as the show slowly loses its soul and degrades in quality until it's no longer recognizable.
>tfw every other episode is just some guest OC pony.
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>>2132593
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>>2132586
>MMDW
ahahaha faggot
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>>2132586
>14
>Suited for Success

Here I go!
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>>2132582
So does she talk by winking?
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>>2132606
PLEASE NO

ANYTHING BUT THIS
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>>2132582
>non-animated png
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>>2132593
>implying she doesn't go for the first thing that moves while drunk
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>>2132616
What does her eyes have to do with talking?
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We're sixteen images away from the limit. We'll start when this thread is officially >ded

Here's your pastebin primers: (Image related, where it all started)
INTRO: http://pastebin.com/6ETeJZdT
PART 1: http://pastebin.com/ACSQ11iw
PART 2: http://pastebin.com/vuDWd0gN
PART 3: http://pastebin.com/FHsBM3FS
PART 4: http://pastebin.com/JQQyvrGT

SYNOPSIS: You moved to Equestria, and Lyra let you live with her rent-free for a few weeks. In that time, you fell in love with each other and started cheating behind Bonbon's back. Now Lyra's pregnant with your hybrid hellspawn. wat do

TONIGHT: A mere two days after Lyra finally revealed her state of affairs to you, you've got a Pinkie Pie party to go to. There's going to be mares and hard cider to go around. Can you survive?
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>>2132582
Butt princess, you have to grab your cheeks to talk like Ace does.
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>>2132635
PFHAHAHAHAHAH!
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>Not preparing your new horses
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>>2132635
I envy you
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>>2132635
>doesnt know about mare winking

oh boy! do we have a lesson for you!
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>>2132635
hehehe
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>>2132610
>2012
>can't modulo
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>>2132557
>>2132548
>You are a pony!
>You awake in a haystack but it is very dark
>You notice a small lantern and few apples next to you
what do you do
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>>2132655
>2012
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>>2132658
fairly certain she was joking
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>>2132668
Burn the haystack
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>>2132668
Eat the apples
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>>2132668
Wait for this thread to be ded
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>>2132668
fart on the lantern
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>>2132624
I always imagined Dash to be the mean drunk, trying to challenge people to fights or any competition in order to show off. Kind of like how she's a bitch in the series, but when she drinks it just makes her a super-bitch.
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>.gif
>animated
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>>2132678
yea. But it's funny to think that we can educate someone
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>>2132595
9 and 10 were okay
>>2132606
Would you watch an episode where Twilight can't control her bladder and has to wear a Diaper?
THIS IS THE REALITY OF THE SIMPSONS
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>>2132694
EVERY FUCKING TIME
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>>2132668
==> acquire the lantern
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>>2132701
You are kidding right?
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>>2132701
yes... that is my fetish
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>>2132681
Second this.

WE'RE GOING INTO THIS NEW WORLD PYROMANIACS.
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>>2132658
I don't know what a pony's eyes have to do with ventriloquist tricks through the butt. Am I not getting something?
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>Suited for Success
RD is in full squeak voice mode.
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>>2132415

I'm still good to go if you are.

>>2132541
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WAIT FOR THE IMAGE LIMIT YOU DRUNKS
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>>2132723
dohoho
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>>2132723
>through the butt
>implying
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>>2132723
Please tell me you're joking about the winking part
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>>2132723
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>>2132541
>You work the sensitive nape of her neck with the fingers of one hand, holding down one of her hooves with the other as she squirms and grunts
>She begins to pant and moan, filling your nose with the smell of apple cider
>You keep on massaging while kissing her, your tongues rolling over the others before you begin to kiss her neck once again
>This proves to be a mistake when AJ takes the opportunity to lick and gently nibble your earlobe
>Between this, the moans escaping her regularly, and the hot sensation of her breath on your ear, you slowly lose the will to continue this foreplay
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>>2132668 >>2132515 etc

Okay, so do you guys want to play my quest or not? Because I could always hold off til next week to write more/better content.
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>>2132715
>>2132715
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_I_Wet_Your_Mother
I wish I was...
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>>2132741
I dunno, MT is kinda out of the >rape loop.
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>>2132723
your not funny faggot shut up already
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>>2132752
Oh were you questing? Sorry, go on!
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If your talking penis meets a talking vagina, do they sound like muffled noises?
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>>2132723
I'd say google it, but I don't want to do that to you.
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>>2132759
She isn't that new is she?
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>>2132752
I want your quest. I didn't say anything up until now because you never asked for potential players to make themselves heard.
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>>2132752
wait til we get new horse. then use this thread
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>>2132778
Pretty fucking new.
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>>2132760
He's not a pile of sticks
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>>2132681
>>2132684
>>2132685
>>2132688
>>2132713

You decide to lite the haystack on fire. This proved to be a poor decision as the entire building catches fire. You promptly grab the lantern and the apples and run out of the burning building but not before letting out a lasting flatulent explosion. You now stand in empty field of sort. What do you do?
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>>2132752
FUCK YES I DO.
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>>2132606
Hasbro's going to eventually realize that no matter how shitty the show gets bronies will still watch it and buy merch. It'll go the way of Spongebob.
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>>2132796
Oh...
Should we guide her through the ways of the horsefucker or let her discover it by herself?
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>>2132800
WE'RE PYROMANIACS. WE DON'T GIVE A SINGLE FUCK.

Continue lighting things on fire. It has been decided this is the best course of action.
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>>2132800
Look around
Are we near a town or something
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>>2132771
They sing a duet.
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>>2132800
==> Travel North
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Where the fuck is new horse?
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>>2132822
There's a copypasta that describes winking, right?
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>>2132792
>waiting for new horse
>mfw
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>>2132778
she isnt exactly new, but has only recently became a regular. She popped in from time to time for a while now.
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>>2132850
In my butt, care to horse in there?
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>>2132800
fly to the nearest town by farting
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>>2132850
I'll make it!
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>>2132859
So it wasn't me having shity memories.
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Eyes aside, what's LyraQuest
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>>2132864

>>2132864

>>2132864

>>2132864

>>2132864

>>2132864


NEW HORSE
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>>2132884
Mare winking is when they move their tail violently to slap flies
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Did someone cap that drunk AJ thing?
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>>2132900
not quite
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>>2132918
Yes it is
shh
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>>2132898
im skeptical about the future of that horse
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>>2132884
Mares compulsively open & close their vaginas when in heat. It's called "winking". They can't help it.
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>>2132900
Fuck it, just gonna describe it as I understand it. Mares do "something" with their vaginas when in heat, to signal "mount me" to stallions.
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>>2132898
>Trixie spammer horse
Nope.
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>>2132898
fuck that horse
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>>2132765 >>2132781 >>2132792 >>2132810
No big, guys, I just figured people might've already been having fun and I didn't want to intrude. I can't hover over the thread like a hawk with constant reminders, anyway.

That said, I'll take that as a role call. Anyone else who's interested, make a reply or just lurk while I finish up the intro for tonight's session.
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>>2132884
LyraQuest is, from what I can tell, a romantic triangle between Anon, Lyra, and BonBon. And it's currently ramping up to "Maury" levels of soap opera drama.
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>>2132957
Didn't he get banned last night?
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>>2132960
>>2132957
>>2132929
Guess who marked it
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>>2132843
>>2132844
>>2132849
>>2132862
You decide to light the ground around you on fire, as fire is your favorite thing. Leaping into the air, you try and think of which town you want to travel to. unfortunately you aren't a Pegasus and plummet face first into the flames you created.
is the pony dead or do we continue?
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>>2132964
ALL WINGS, REPORT IN. RED ONE, STANDING BY.
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>>2132980
>rape
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>>2132980
>raep
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>>2132964
INFANTRYMAN REPORTING
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>>2132983
==> Revive at last savepoint
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>>2132964
Interested, though helf asleep.
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>>2132983
You put the fire out with your landing, now you're bruised and slightly burnt.

Travel to nearest town.
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>>2132977
Elaborate please.
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>>2132980
Does not surprise me, he always fucks up the Marker, let's hope it ends well
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>>2132983
Continue
RUN THROUGH THE LAND SETTING FIRE TO EVERYTHING IN YOUR WAY
SOON ALL SHALL BE FIRE AND YOU WILL RULE THE SCORCHED EARTH
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>>2132964
CONSCRIPT REPORTING
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>>2133054
I agree with this.

SCORCHED EARTH.
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>>2132964
ready to play
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>>2133087
Oh fuck suddenly nostalgia.

Fuck you.
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>>2133031
>>2133054
>>2133015
You land face first into the dirt. As you look up you realize the flames were never even close. You begin heading NORTH to the nearest town but you can't help but smell something burning very close to you
What do you do?
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>>2133155
Investigate immediately.

Find whatever is burning and fan the flames unless you're seen.
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>>2130419
refer to this post for synopsis and pastebins

Also, to the other "questers", I don't mean to go all Fluttershy on you guys but could you, um, take it elsewhere, if you please?

...

Let's fast-forward to Pinkie Pie's party on the night before Hearth's Warming Eve.

Sugarcube Corner is a not just a bakery, but a popular social venue for parties of all kinds. Tonight is more of an adults-only affair for Pinkie and a handful of friends to goof off and get drunk.

Pinkie Pie is here, making sure everything is just right for her party, from the brownie count to the trim on the table settings. She might rival Rarity for an eye for details.
Applejack is also here, setting up some hard cider kegs. You almost don't recognize her with her hair loose and untied. She must be serious about taking a load off tonight.
Derpy is kicking back in a chair near the entrance. She greets you with a nod, and before you can ask, she responds: "Foalsitter."

Lyra and Bonbon are also close behind you; turns out they were invited, too. Lyra laughed as she recalled what Pinkie said, "We can't all be singles there, we gotta balance it out!" Guess she didn't take into account your being the only male.

[cont'd]
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>>2132749

If you're waiting for my response, I've moved to the new horse.

>>2133083
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>>2133193
That smell is enough to stop you in your tracks. You raise your nose in the air and begin to sniff. Your nose slowly leads you around behind yourself until you see your own tail has caught fire. To Be Continued Later
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>>2133290
>TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO SEE HOW FAR YOU BURNED THROUGH
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>>2133246
Pinkie Pie welcomes each of you and invites you to put your gifts down on a nearby table; those'll be last on the agenda. Seeing as you've been a little short of income, you packed your gifts in big pretty bags to at least make them look nice next to some of the oversized and odd-shaped packages on the pile. (You'll decide what you gave to the other ponies later.)

"Alright, everypo-uh, everyone is here! Now it's time to get started on the games! First up, every game has a one-drink buy-in. Bottoms up!" Pinkie wastes no time in distributing six mugs of foamy hard cider. One drink can't hurt, but you have a feeling you may be in for a long night as you finish it off.

"Okay, so what do we want to play first?"
[PINATA]
[SPIN THE TAIL ON THE PONY]
[TRUTH OR DARE]
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>>2133246
>Guess she didn't take into account your being the only male.
OHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOY
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>>2133346
Should we play truth or dare before everyone gets drunk, or put it off and hope it is forgotten?
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>>2133346
hmmm... maybe ease into the evening with the pinata.

wait for everyone to get blasted before truth or dare, that can't end horribly, right?
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>>2133346
truth or dare before we're too drunk to stop something horrid coming out of out mouths.
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>>2133346
Trugh or Dare should NOT happen until everyone is completely smashed and no wone will be able to remember

so Pinata
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>>2133347
>my face on imgur due to image limit
http://i.imgur.com/3ZMo5.jpg
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>>2133407
>>2133413
>>2133436
there's a one drink buy in and i'm 2 into it now man im' a lightweight so we should tread lightly until no one can remember
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>>2133480
We can't take that chance. DO it now, while still sober/slightly buzzed.


No chances, no gambles.
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>>2133511
ok yea that sounds good

but what happens when we talk ourselves into a corner?
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Can we have a vote recount? I'm reading two for pinata and one for TOD.
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>>2133579
I want truth or dare now.
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>>2133567
We don't. Don't you know how to shut the fuck up? Or even make up easily supportable bullshit?
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>>2133579
ToD
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>>2133579
Pin the tail!
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>>2133579
Truth or Dare.
Better to do it with a buzz and keep our head than do it sloshed when someone else might still be conscious.
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>>2133579
eh, fuck it. truth or dare i guess.
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>>2133579
Pinata is better the more smashed you are. Save it for last.
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>>2133591
>shut the fuck up
in ToD? really?
>make up easily supportable bullshit
it'll only go so far before no one will believe you
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>>2133637
"Nope. Never."

CAN YOU INTI VAUGE AND UNINTERESTING? AT ALL?
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[TRUTH OR DARE]
Pinkie clops her hooves excitedly and pours out another round of drinks. "Take a shot when it's your turn to tell the truth or do a dare! First up is..." She gets a devious smile as she rolls a d6. "Bonbon!"

"In that case, I choose... Anon." Welp. Looks like you're taking a shot. "Truth or Dare?"

Mugs: 1 / Shots: 1
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>>2133712
>so how did you get that job for bonbon?
>Nope.
right
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>>2133821
>bonbon
welp.

dare.
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>>2133821
DARE
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>>2133821
Dare.
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>>2133821
Dare.
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>>2133844
>>2133855
>>2133862
>>2133878
>she dares us to break up with lyra
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>>2133821
>SUDDEN REALIZATION
As long as we always say dare we're in the fucking clear.
STAY GOLD, BOYS. PREPARE TO PERFORM LEWD ACTS FOR THE GRATIFICATION OF INTOXICATED EQUINES.
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>>2133891
Dares can't make you do anything outside of the game.
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>>2133930
AWWW SHIT SON
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>>2133930
>I dare you to make out with Lyra!
>uh... Anon, you're getting a bit too in to that...
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>>2133844 >>2133855 >>2133862 >>2133878
You guys.

You very eagerly take the dare option. Bonbon looks a little disappointed. "Aw, I wanted to do a Truth. I do want to get to know more about you, considering." She bats her eyelashes, but doesn't attempt to change your mind otherwise.

"I dare you to, uh... well." Bonbon blushes and snickers. "Could you... scratchbehindmyears?" She hides her face in her hooves and even Lyra looks at her weird. "Hey, it's a thing I read about in your anthrocon stuff and I wanted to give it a try!"

"Th-they're not that great, Bonbon."
"Oh, hush. I'm allowed to have a little >fun, too. Besides, when am I going to get another chance like this?"

Pinkie chimes in. "And there's a one-mug penalty for not following through or at least trying!"
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>>2134066
oh yeah. time for ear scratches. mares love ear scratches.

let's do this.
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>>2134066
>changing answers
oh bonbon~


yea scratch that ear, tenderly

mmMMmm
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>>2134066
oh god.

Did we forget to turn our swag off? I have a feeling we're about to be covered in bitches.
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>>2134066
>Descartes.png

Let' go
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>>2134066
Crack our knuckles and screatch her behind the ears.
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>>2134066
Scritcha-scritch
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You put your gameface on and walk over past Lyra to Bonbon. You crack your knuckles and get to work, working your fingers between her blue-and-pink streaked mane to get at the supple, but tender hide around the base of her crown.

"Ooh. Oh..." Bonbon twitches a bit, forcing herself to lean into what she's brought upon herself. "Yeah, that's pretty nice. Oh, could you go lower, that itchy spot keeps moving..."

"Hey! She only said behind the ears, ya two-legged varmint." Applejack protests, always one for a fair game. "The rest of us are waitin' our turns."

Continue or move on? Pinkie reminds you it'll be your turn to pick someone to play.
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>>2134258
leave her wanting more
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>>2134258
well, it couldn't hurt to scritch her a little more. just enough to leave her wanting more.
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>>2134258
Scratch for a second longer then continue.
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>>2134258
Welp, personally, I'm at a loss. Continue, or move on guys?

... Or both? COntinue scratching while moving on to the next person?
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>>2134291
This might actually work.
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>>2134291
You sly dog, you!

"Look, I can do keep doing this while we continue."
"Okay, but you can't pick Bonbon, since she just picked you. So whose turn is it?"

You can pick from Applejack, Derpy, Lyra, and Pinkie Pie.
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>>2134381
AJ or pinkie. can't decide.
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>>2134381
AJ. Truth.

You fuckers come up with something.
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>>2134381
I vote Pinkie
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>>2134381
Let's go with Applejack.
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"Applejack."
"Truth!" Of course. Applejack slams her shot like a pro. "Ask away! I'm Ponyville's most honest, dependable pony."
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>>2134400
>>2134411
>>2134413
>>2134422
looks like 3 in favor of AJ
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>>2134493
Have you ever had some "fun" with Rainbow Dash?
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>>2134493
"who do you think is the prettiest here?"
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>>2134493
What's the story behind your hat?
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>>2134507
Nobody is anywhere near drunk enough. Stop being stupid.
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>>2134557
>phylactery
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The amount of time it is taking him to post makes me think we asked a wrong question.
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>>2134507 >>2134557
Flipped a coin!

"You ever had >fun with Rainbow Dash?" You try to keep a straight face. Sure, they're famous rivals and friends, and while some joke about it there's been nothing as of yet to really establish anything further. It's still amusing as hell to see Applejack blush red as a beet. (How Equestrian ponies do that through their technicolor coat and skin, you're not sure.)

"Yes."
There is a collective gasp around the table, and Pinkie Pie slams her hoof on the table. "Aha! Rarity owes me ten bits!"
"What, that's it?" Derpy leans in with a crooked eye. "You're not saying anything else?"
"I answered, fair and square, didn't I? Also, it's your turn, Lyra." Applejack winks at your unicorn "girlfriend".
"Dare!"
"Aw shucks, you're too carefree for that."
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>>2134850


"New rule, new rule!" Pinkie Pie cuts in. "If you pick the same thing twice in a row you have to take a shot! So you're doing Truth next time for sure, Lyra, and you too, Anon!"

"Uh, Anon, you can stop scratching, now." Lyra tugs on your sleeve.
"It was... nice." Bonbon nods and shrugs, but it's obvious she's keeping a straight face.

"Alright, Lyra, you asked for it." Applejack reaches down and flops a boot onto the table. It's a long, fancy dress boot made from canvas and rubber, with a silvery zipper running its entire length. "Zip that up without using your mouth or your magic. And no one can help."
"WHAT?!"
"You heard me. Why don't you put that anther-filly to use?"
"Fine." Lyra drags the boot over to herself and carefully places her hooves over the zipper piece, struggling to nudge it along the track.

"Wow, hardcore, AJ." Pinkie Pie raises an eyebrow at her orange friend. "Come on, Lyra, you can do it! Just pick someone to go next while you're on it."

You might try to intervene, otherwise, [cont'd]
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Lyra's turn to pick. "Pinkie Pie."
"Truth!"
"How come you never signed up for the Canterlot Conservatory? You're a real chantreuse."
"I grew up on a rock farm, silly! I'd never fit in in Canterlot. Plus, I'd have to leave all my friends in Ponyville, and that would just be so sad, but then I could make new friends in Canterlot, but it just wouldn't be the same, and those ponies Rarity met can sure be real snooty, I have no idea how a nice unicorn like you came from ponies like that—"
"Pinkie, it's your turn." Lyra cuts off the pink pony, while she's gained maybe an inch out of twenty.
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>>2134850
>Appledash
god dammit
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>>2134855
Rules are rules. She has to do it on her own.
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>>2134940
at least she's not stretched beyond recognition
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Pinkie's turn. "Derpy!"
"Dare!"
"Eat this!" Pinkie produces a hotsauce cupcake.
"Done!" Derpy scarfs down the whole thing, wrapper and all. You swear you can see steam coming out of her ears.
Derpy's turn. "Bonbon!"
"Dare!"
"Eat the rest of it." Derpy opens her mouth and leans over, hotsauce and chocolate cake and frosting clearly chewed but unswallowed. Bonbon reels in horror.
"What? It'll be just like making out with Lyra." Pinkie Pie giggles.
"Did you two plan this?" Bonbon crosses her arms.
"Not your turn to ask a question!" Derpy tries to look erotic as she leans in towards Bonbon, but her crossed eyes make it a little hard to take seriously. Lyra is blushing very hard.
"Hey, now, Lyra and I are..."
"It's fine! It's just for fun, right?" Lyra's gained two inches out of twenty on the zipper, but you can see her visibly sweating as she fights the instinct to activate her unicorn horn.

[Watch the results, or interrupt?]
>>
>>2135079
Rules are rules, she has to do it herself.
'Sides that, we help her we may incriminate ourselves.
>>
>>2135079

sit back and hide our boner.
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>>2135079
Tap Lyra on the should and tell her that she can stop now that she has tried.
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>>2135104 >>2135105 >>2135133

You raise your hand and ask Pinkie, "Lyra's already been trying pretty hard, can she stop with the zipper?"
"Yeah, she can."
"No, I got this!"
"Lyra." Bonbon tilts her head at her girlfriend. Lyra seems to be steaming worse than Derpy right now. Bonbon shrugs and pours out a mug for herself. As she gulps down the hard cider, Derpy swallows the whole cupcake for herself, and gets her own mug to help wash it down.

"I think that's enough Truth or Dare for now. We can do it again later when we're totally smashed!" Pinkie Pie hops up on the table. "You wanna do another game or something else?"

"Well, I did bring in my first batch of applejack. Guarantee you'll be getting smashed, if not knocked right out." Applejack brings over a case of bottles.
"I got magic muffins!" Derpy holds out a box of very dank-smelling baked goods.
"Bet you can't top my Zap Apple cordials." Bonbon opens a case of rainbow-tinted chocolates.
"We can also snort pixie dust!" Pinkie Pie produces a few paper tubules of sparkling, sugar-like substances.

"I give up!" Lyra bites down on the boot and throws it off the table. "What's your poison, Anon?"
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>>2135275
cordials
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>>2135275
wat
Cocaine and dank weed confirmed for Equestria?
Okay...
We totally gonna hit that dank ass shit up yo.
>>
>>2135275
...Is it just me or is this ridiculous.
Like, way to ridiculous, even for a quest about a human dude knocking up a pony who's cheating on her fiance.
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>>2135275
Pixie Dust. Maybe we will break into synchronized song with the ponies.
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>>2135275
>crack

... or are they actually just fucking pixie sticks?
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>>2135380
>dank
>snort
Proooobably not.
Then again it is Pinkie Pie so who the fuck knows.
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>>2135373
>can't into pony logic
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>>2135275
What.
That said, no way we're passing up a chance to try some zap apple produce.
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>>2135402
If this actually becomes filled with drugs and drug acessories I might just have to do a 360 and moonwalk out of this quest.
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>>2135430
Me too.
>>
This is Equestria, land of technicolor magical talking ponies. Do you really think they'd have Earth drugs apart from alcohol here?

I'm counting an even vote for all four choices. Or you could turn them all down, of course.
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>>2135497
it looks like there a SLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT majority for the zap apple thing
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>>2135497
Oh, I get it.
The muffins are made of notweed, and the pixiesticks are notcrack.

Please stop trying to push drugs into this in ANY form. Unless the next words out of your keyboard are 'pixie dust is just pony Lucas', I'm out of here.
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>>2135497
Now you have me imagining a pony on Earth accepting some Pixie Dust with no idea of what she is getting into.
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>>2135497
>Do you really think they'd have Earth drugs apart from alcohol here?
It's less "they're Earth drugs" and more you describing them like drugs and the sudden onset of them.
I mean, if you would've eased us in to it or something maybe it would've gone over a bit better, but as it stands it's like reading the scrawling of a fourteen year old kid who things drugs are the shit or something.
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>>2135560
It's like we went from 'okay, gotta play it cool, these are normal, sociable people and we've got a hellspawn to keep under wraps' to 'trying to share half-chewed food' to 'LETS ALL DO COKE' in three posts.
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>>2135590
Pretty much this, yeah.
>>
I think he gets it. Shut up and quest.
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>>2135315 >>2135409

"I can't pass up the chance to try Zap Apples. Local delicacy, right?"
"Sure is, produced only by my family's orchard." Applejack tips her hat.
"Here, let's each have one. Anon can take the first bite, though." Bonbon smirks as you take one of the rainbow confections out of the box. "Go on ahead."
Everyone seems to be looking at you quite intently. You can't help but look at each of them with some amount of trepidation before popping it into your mouth and biti—

"Alright, back off, give him some air." Bonbon pushes the others away.
"...What just happened?" You lick your lips, tasting some of indescribaby sweet Zap Apple syrup. It's smooth, with a hint of that strong, dark aftertaste from the chocolate. Still, that doesn't explain the very warm sensation running through your body and the slight scorch marks on the floor where you're lying down. "I feel like I got hit by lightning."
"PRETTY MUCH!" Pinkie Pie bounds over and helps you up. "That's kinda what Zap Apples are made of."
"Toldja you used too much." Applejack rolls her eyes as she enjoys a bottle of her namesake.

[cont'd]
>>
"Okay, well, maybe we should get back to the games. I don't think our human friend here is ready for 'Equestrian magic'." Derpy airquotes with her wings.
"Where's Lyra?"
"Up here, silly." Lyra floats past a ceiling light.
"How in—"
"Pixie dust. Only works when you're thinking happy thoughts." Lyra smiles and looks you straight in the eyes.
"Alright, well, come down from there, you silly filly. How're you supposed to play if you're not down here with the rest of us?" Pinkie Pie hops up and tries to snatch Lyra out of the air.

Which game next?
[SPIN THE TAIL]
[PINATA]
>>
>>2135778
Pin the tail.
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>>2135778
Good save.

Potions/magical ingredients != drugs. DO try to clarify these things in the future before we get another shitstorm like that.

Also, pin the tail, each miss = take a shot. Get smashed for pinata.
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>>2135560
>scrawlings of a fourteen-year-old
You wound me!

But it's okay, I apologize. I admit I was being mischievous with this segment.
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>>2135778
Pin the Tail sounds like fun.
>>2135837
No hard feelings.
>>
>>2135778
pin the tail

and then pin it on pinkie's tail
>>
Whoa, was I seriously writing "spin" the tail all this time?

Brain, why you no hands.
>>
>>2135812 >>2135831 >>2135894 >>2135912
PIN THE TAIL ON THE PONY (The Grown-Up Version)

"Let's play Pin the Tail on the Pony." You figure this should be some good, clean fun after what just transpired. Pinkie rolls her dice again to pick the players: turns out this version is played with a live "pony" to get pinned. As luck has it, Pinkie is first to get pinned, and you're first to get the blindfold and "pin" her with the tail. You get the purple tail since Rarity isn't here.

Both you and Pinkie take your mugs for the buy-in, and another shot for your turn at play.

Mugs: 2 / Shots: 2

First three posts roll for accuracy!
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>>2136099
check them.
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>>2136099
Oh no oh no.
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>>2136099
...What are we supposed to pin the tail to, exactly?
It's some kind of dildo tail, isn't it?
>>
>>2136149
If it was a dildo I would've said so. But if it's not drugs I'll let you all freak out a bit thinking it is.
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>>2136201
I like the idea of everyone but lyra/anon being socially well-adjusted and subscribing to what you would consider a standard and publicly acceptable set of personal morals and dignity.

Meaning, no, it's not going to be a dildo. That would be a bit too deviant for a party like this.
>>
>>2136137 >>2136139 >>2136149
7 + 9 + 9 = 25
Despite a consistent buzz from all the hard cider in your system, and the residual tingling of the Zap Apple cordial, you manage to find your mark and put the sticky end of the tail directly over the base of Pinkie's tail.
"Hey, hey! No feeling around!"
"I'm not, I just put it down without aiming, honest!"
"Well, rules is rules. A missed tail is a shot for the pinner, a good tail is one for the pinned!" Pinkie Pie opts to have some applejack and informs you it's your turn to get pinned. For simplicity's sake, you'll be on all fours, and the target is your tailbone.

Pinkie rolls her dice. "Applejack, you're up!"
"Hey, no helping, Lyra, I know you read up about human 'nattamee and whatnot." Applejack chuckles.
"Put a daisy in it, AJ." Lyra shakes her head.

Next two posts roll for luck!
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>>2136326
rolling for uzcxciu
>>
>>2136326
>tfw waited because of good rolls
>tfw need to respond but realize i'd be rolling
fuck it lez do dis
>>
>>2136361 >>2136367
1 + 7 = 8

You worry that Applejack might just barrel into you with how she seems to be slightly loopy from her moonshine. Even so, you wince when she sticks the red tail directly over your coccyx.
"YEEHAW! Still got the Iron Pony touch." Applejack does a little victory jig before offering to switch out your hard cider for applejack.

Y/N?
>>
>>2136435
Why not?
>>
>>2136435
Sure, might as well give it a try.
>>
>>2136435
down the hatch.
>>
>>2136445 >>2136454
I'll take these retroactively as rolls for Stamina. Just speeding things along.
5 + 4 = 9

You take the applejack and you're just about knocked flat on your ass again, if conscious. The rest of the group take their turns, with Derpy, Lyra and Pinkie Pie having to take more shots. Bonbon lucked out this game.

"PEE BREAK!" Pinkie Pie blows a whistle and runs off to the restrooms. Applejack shrugs and follows after her, leaving Derpy to munch on some chocolate cake and you at the table with Lyra and Bonbon.
"I'm fine for now. Either of you gonna go?" Bonbon looks at the two of you, and Lyra nods vigorously before heading off. Bonbon smiles. "She always was a bit of a party animal, I'll tell you that."

After a moment's contemplation, Bonbon looks you in the eye. "Wanna tell me a Truth?"
>>
>>2136609
Here we go.

"What do you mean?"
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>>2136609
"Truth?"
>>
>>2136609
"Umm."
>>
>>2136661
SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI DROPPIN EVERYWHERE
>>
>>2136693
I guess we don't have a choice.
>>
>>2136642 >>2136654 >>2136661

"Um, what do you mean, Truth?"
"Between my work and your hanging out with Lyra and other ponies, I haven't had much of an opportunity to get to know you all that well. I mean, Lyra says you're a great all-around guy, and I'll take her word for it, but now that I'm your boss, well I think I've got a right to know who's working for me." Bonbon shrugs. "So, you know. Just tell me about what you want to do, like, over the long term. Why did you come to Equestria? What's your purpose in life here?"
>>
>>2136764
Shit, here we go.
>>
>>2136764
We wanted to see something new.
>>
>>2136792
To clarify: This is a whole new world full of alien species. Who wouldn't want to come here?
>>
>>2136764
"Before coming here, before finding out about Equestria; my life was hectic. Nothing went even remotely my way, couldn't catch a break anywhere. Things just felt out of place for me, I felt out of place. Equestria, and more importanly Ponyville, is nicer. More simple and forgiving. I'd just like to live out my life with some ease and simplicity."
>>
>>2136792 >>2136815

"Equestria is a whole new world, a dazzling place, really. It's filled with all these strange and wonderful creatures... no offense."
"None taken."
"It's all just very new to me."
"Well, new doesn't last forever, does it?" Bonbon drinks out of her mug. "I can get the curiosity, but you must have left something behind. I mean, I know you could always go back, but you're literally a world away. You never miss your family? Because I certainly don't think you're starting one here."

She chuckles darkly. "Why would you leave your world?"
>>
>>2136857
I'll take that with the next update.
>>
>>2136903
>Because I certainly don't think you're starting one here.
oh god why
>>
>>2136857

"Life before Equestria was hectic. Couldn't catch a break, nothing went my way. I felt out of place. But here, it's nicer, it's... more forgiving. I could live out my life here, in ease and simplicity."
"You really think it's easy?" Bonbon traces the edge of her mug with her hoof. "I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to leave this world."
"I dunno, Equestria is a pretty nice place. But I'm sure Lyra'd love to go to Earth with you."
"That's not what I mean." She finishes her drink. "I didn't have a reason to... stay. In this world. When I found Lyra, I found a reason to stay. Um, you get what I'm saying?"
>>
>>2137048
Yes. Congratulate her about the wedding.
>>
>>2137048
where the FUCK are those other ponies at?

nod and say "more or less"
>>
>>2137048
why Lyra?
>>
>>2137070 >>2137083 >>2137092

"Yeah, more or less. Congratulations, by the way."
"What?"
"On the... you two are getting married, right?" Your question catches her a little off guard, but she doesn't have more cider to escape into.
"Could you tell? I mean, we hadn't seriously announced it."
"Look, if living with Lyra has taught me one thing, it's that she's all over you every other day. That and I kind of caught the whole bit about you two moving in together, so I figured..." You nod and raise your mug. "On the other hand, she's not the easiest to live with sometimes."
"Pshyeah, I know, right? Still, for as footloose as she can be, she's got a good heart. Generous, maybe to a fault. I was a little upset with her when she took you in, to be honest."
"I wouldn't be surprised, considering. Has that generosity ever come into play for you?"
"We're practically engaged, what do you think?" Bonbon smiles. "I was kind of drifting along in life, just like you, things never seemed to go my way. Then Lyra gave me a place in her life, and here I am. So I think the least I could do is try to help you out in that regard."

You can hear Pinkie Pie and company returning from the restrooms. "Man, that's a load off. Who's ready for the pinata?"

A last remark, or shall we move on?
>>
>>2137200
thanks
>>
>>2137200
"We gave you a truth, now you give us one. Are we really that good at giving ear scratches?"
>>
>>2137245 >>2137251

You wave to the returning group and ask Bonbon one last question before you all go to join them. "Hey, Bonbon? Am I really that good at ear scratching?"
"How many humans do you think I've met?" She shakes her head and smirks.

"Just like Pin the Tail, we're actually playing this with a LIVE pony! You gotta balance the basket of candy on your back, and the blindfolded player has to tickle you. Winner takes all, losers take a mug!" Pinkie rolls her dice again. "Lyra gets to be the pinata! Aaand... Anon is the first player!"
"Oh, that has got to be rigged. He's gone first a few times now." Derpy squeezes out some words between mouthfuls of cake.
"Well, that was me picking him on the first round of Truth or Dare!" Bonbon laughs.

Lyra is understandably very excited for this. The both of you buy in with a mug and are both blindfolded and spun around. You'll have to wander over yonder, and Lyra won't know which direction you're coming from.

Two rolls for intuition.
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>>2137369
Rolling.
>>
>>2137369
roll
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>>2137200
>Look, if living with Lyra has taught me one thing, it's that she's all over you every other day
>it's that she's all over you every other day
>every other day
God dammit anon, you're spaghetti is showing.
>>
>>2137379 >>2137387
9 + 7 = 16

Amidst the cheering and yelling from the others attempting to disorient you, you can make out Lyra's nervous breathing. Really, at this point, you know her body like the back of your own hand, sensing its curves in space with your third eye. You can almost feel static coming off of her coat as you approach. Finding her ticklish spots is a mite more challenging, though.
"Move left!" "No, move it down!" "No, not there, what are you doing?!"
Your fingers wriggle over a soft curve, and for a moment you can swear the warm folds of it are quite familiar to you. Lyra yelps in surprise, jumping and spilling the basket of candy all over you. You feel Applejack smack you on the wrist, and you remove your blindfold to see what was the matter.
"That was a no-no spot!"
"I was blindfolded, how was I supposed to know?!"
Lyra forgives you and there are laughs all around as she takes her mug graciously. Picking up your prize, you find there's every kind of candy imaginable in this basket, and certainly enough to share with the others.

[cont'd]
>>
The rest of the pinata rounds go less embarassingly, and Pinkie decides it's time for the next round of Truth Or Dare. She rolls her dice to see who goes first this time.

"Ooh, I get to pick first! Anon, Truth or another mug?" As per the rules Pinkie set out earlier, you can't choose Dare again.
>>
>>2137588
fuck it, get that mug
>>
>>2137588
How drunk are we right now? Can we handle a mug?
>>
>>2137588
Why the fuck not.
Truth.
>>
Current status:

Mugs: 3 / Shots: 2 +1 AJ
You're feeling woozy, but still high-functioning.
>>
>>2137696
continue
>>
>>2137696
Dare.
>>
>>2137737
Truth?
>>
>>2137696
Let's do Truth.
>>
>>2137751
I am scared of truth and want dare.
>>
>>2137696
dare
>>
"Truth."
"Wouldyouhavesexwithapony?"
Applejack spews her drink halfway across the table. Bonbon's face has a growing look of bewildered horror. Derpy just looks at you with bemused curiosity. Lyra clears her throat and tries not to stare at you.

What do you say?
>>
>>2137775 >>2137781
Guys. Rules. We did Dare last time, so we do Truth now. That or a mug.

Welp, too late now.
>>
>>2137795
Sure.
>>
>>2137795
I kind of want to say we should tease her, but she has a legitimate crush on us so that'd be kind of a dick move...

Say nobody at the moment, though we have no qualms with it.
>>
>>2137795
"Oh.. my. I, uhh, if there aren't any humans who would have us then.. yea[/spoiler."]
>>2137815
i chose dare

but fine. fuck it
>>
>>2137832
Pinkie can smell lies.
>>
>>2137827
Let's amend this with "A person's a person."
>>
>>2137827 >>2137832 >>2137845

"Sure. I mean, if there aren't any humans around, then yeah, I'd be down for that. I have no qualms."
"Anybody in particular?"
"Pinkie, you get one question." Derpy tries to push the pink pony back into her seat.
"But I wanna knnoooooow!"
"Save it for another day, Pinkie, it's Anon's turn to choose." Applejack comes back with a rag to wipe up the table.

For reference, here are the ponies you can pick and the options they have to go with:
AJ: Dare
Lyra: Truth
Derpy: Truth
Bonbon: Truth
>>
>>2137934
Derpy
>>
>>2137942
What do we ask her?
>>
>>2137934
Derpy.
Truth.
Who was your favorite partner that you've been intimate with?
>>
>>2137957
That seems a bit much, especially after what we asked AJ. Ask her what her cutie mark means.
>>
>>2137955
ever get complimented for a package >well delivered?
>>
>>2137977
Just about every game of truth or dare I've been involved in, especially when alcohol was involved, had the truths pretty much exclusively be sex related stuff. It's par for the course imo.
>>
So, Derpy's favorite package, or her favorite >package?
>>
>>2138087
whichever would have a more comical result
>>
>>2138099
Pretty much this, yeah.
>>
"Derpy, truth?"
"Truth!"
"Do you have a favorite... package, about town?" You try to weigh your words with sleazy innuendo. "A... special delivery? An... exceptional pickup?"
"Oh sun, are we on about that now? Is it too late to take the mug option?"
"Truth, Derpy, truth!" Lyra chimes in.
"Right. Well." Derpy sits up straight and brushes her golden mane aside, trying to look composed if not halfway shitfaced. "I've been seeing this one stallion..."
"You're among friends, Derpy." Applejack nods sagely. "You can tell us who."
"His name is..." Derpy's eyes dart about the group. "Big Macinto—"
"WHAT!" Applejack rises up out of her seat and flips the table over, mugs and all. "SNEAKIN OFFA WORK, THAT NO GOOD SON OF A—"
"Applejack, calm down!" Bonbon and Pinkie Pie try to get a hold of her.
"Orange alert! Orange alert! WOO WOO WOO!"
"Bahaha, you're so overprotective of him! Get a grip, AJ." Derpy is laughing, but nonetheless cautiously hovering out of reach. "We've been seeing each other since the cherry blossom festival. It's nothing serious yet."
"Why dontcha float on down here and I'll show ya what serious mean?" Applejack sets her hat askew. "You're a friend, Derpy, but darned if I don't know about your history a' bein' a bad influence."
"Girls! Settle down!" Pinkie Pie gets between them and shouts both down.

[cont'd]
>>
"You know, I'm kind of sorry I asked now." You chuckle and put your palm to your face. "But at least all that's in the open, right?"
"Let's just finish the game. Derpy, it's your turn to pick."
"Fine. AJ! I dare you to do the Sisterhooves Social dance with me, right now. And you're the little one."
"What in—no! That ain't proper."
"Oh, come on, I'm doing your bro, we're practically sisters."
"Lick my block." Applejack pours herself a mug of applejack and downs it like a champ. Derpy is rolling midair in her gigglefits.

"Bonbon, truth." Applejack's scowl turns into a smirk. "Who was your first? Because it sure as sugar ain't Lyra."
"Oh, wow, that was a long time ago."
"You're not that old."
"Uh... I don't remember his name. Some colt up in Trottingham. Lovely accent. Spoke Fancy, too."
"You weren't always a lesbian?"
"Hey, hey, one question only."
>>
"Lyra, truth."
"Hit me, Bonnykins."
"Could you please throw out the human dildos?"
Applejack spews her drink again. "Consarnit, waste of a good drink."
"What the—that's not a question!"
"I heard a question mark at the end of it."
"But it's not a Truthy-type of question!"
"Just roll with it."
"Fine." Lyra sighs deeply and does her best to look genuinely torn up about this, even adding a dramatic flair with her hoof raised to her forehead. "Oh, Bonbon, yes, I would. I'm going to pack them up in a box and give them to Anon, because I'm sure he has more use for them."
"Hey, wait a minute..." Your protest is silenced by uproarious laughter from the group.
>>
>>2138426
>You weren't always a lesbian?

Oh boy I hope we get a truth from her.
>>
The little party is coming to a close, and Pinkie Pie has let everyone go to the gift table to see what everyone got for everyone else.

Applejack gave you a case of... applejack. In fact that's what she got for everyone.
Bonbon gave you a work uniform fitted for a human.
Lyra gave you toe socks (of course).
Pinkie Pie gave you a "Pinkie Pie Premium Party Pass", good for her throwing you one party free of charge, for any number of guests, public or private affair. She sneaks you a knowing wink.
Derpy tried to give you a poison joak boutonnier, but the others ripped it away before it could take effect on you. She promises to make it up to you.

Considering your constrained budget, what did you get for each of them?
>>
>>2138561
Gag gifts.
>>
>>2138580
PAY WITH SNAKES?
>>
>>2138561
a handkerchief for AJ
a glove for Bonbon
the other glove for Lyra
a shirt for Pinkie Pie
hold on i'm thinking of one for derpy
>>
>>2138615
uhh! uhh! a small stack of "Redeem/FreeFavor ________ at any time" cards?
>>
>>2138677
>>2138615
Pants to complete the set, duh.
>>
>>2138690
well then
>>
>>2138615 >>2138677
You gave away articles of your own clothing for each of your gifts. A kerchief for AJ, matching gloves for Bonbon and Lyra, a shirt for Pinkie, and pants for Derpy.

And inside each one is a "Free Favor Card", redeemable at any time.
"Dude, I'm using this so immediately." Lyra looks at hers hungrily.
"I clean your room for you anyways." You shake your head, and there are laughs all around.

You elect to go directly home after the party, letting Lyra walk Bonbon to her place. You're not so concerned with whether she comes back or spends the night at her place; it's cold, it's late, and you're kind of drunk and pretty tired. After some perfunctory toiletry, you gather yourself up under your blankets and expect to wake up with light hangover.

A familiar weight throws itself against your back, a gently glowing Free Favor Card floating down to you.
"Redeemable at any time."
"Bonbon warned me you were a party animal..."

END PART 5
>>
>>2138829
that was good. thanks

'nite man
>>
>>2138829
These cards are going to bite us in the ass so hard.
>>
That's a wrap for now. I feel pretty good about this session, though I'm still seeing lots of places I should be improving on (long exposition being one of them, blah). I'll be out all day tomorrow, but I hope to be able to garner some feedback in the coming nights.
>>
>>2138852
at least we'll have fun in the journey though
>>
Pastebin'd!

http://pastebin.com/qA7iNnNK
>>
>Derpy asks "Wouldyouhavesexwithapony"
>not serious with Big Mac
>just got a free favor card
anon you fucked us over
>>
>>2138924
Pinkie asked that one.
>>
>>2138951
oh

she's really going to go through with it isn't she? oh great celestial fuck

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