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Anonymous
MLP GENERAL05/23/12(Wed)23:33
No.2113094

File: 1337830429867.jpg-(179 KB, 900x1481, Fillies.jpg)

MLP GENERAL Anonymous 05/23/12(Wed)23:33 No.2113094

Are you ready for a filly thread?
Cute little ponies only
Old Horse >>2110812

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:34
No.2113110

Anonymous No.2113110 05/23/12(Wed)23:34 No.2113110

Thanks but no thanks

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:34
No.2113111

Anonymous No.2113111 05/23/12(Wed)23:34 No.2113111

File: 1337830499128.png-(331 KB, 561x598, Apple Bloom 37.png)

fillies?

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:34
No.2113112

Anonymous No.2113112 05/23/12(Wed)23:34 No.2113112

>crepe

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:35
No.2113122

Anonymous No.2113122 05/23/12(Wed)23:35 No.2113122

File: 1337830514816.png-(95 KB, 556x592, 1330115619658.png)

>>2113094

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:35
No.2113129

Anonymous No.2113129 05/23/12(Wed)23:35 No.2113129

File: 1337830539365.gif-(868 KB, 462x270, SCOOTSANDAPPLESDANCETHENIGHTAW(...).gif)

>>2113111
But of course

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:35
No.2113131

Anonymous No.2113131 05/23/12(Wed)23:35 No.2113131

File: 1337830543799.png-(193 KB, 1267x786, Poor Girl.png)

I decided to finally draw a pony.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:35
No.2113134

Anonymous No.2113134 05/23/12(Wed)23:35 No.2113134

GOLDEN HARVEST GOLDEN HARVEST GOLDEN HARVEST

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:35
No.2113135

Anonymous No.2113135 05/23/12(Wed)23:35 No.2113135

File: 1337830559647.png-(367 KB, 522x630, 1327094058311.png)

I CLAIM THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF KANE

KANE LIVES IN DEATH

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:36
No.2113141

Anonymous No.2113141 05/23/12(Wed)23:36 No.2113141

File: 1337830566405.jpg-(69 KB, 573x583, 1337124740390.jpg)

I am so READY

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:36
No.2113150

Anonymous No.2113150 05/23/12(Wed)23:36 No.2113150

File: 1337830583578.png-(138 KB, 367x419, SB45636123.png)

>>2113131
What the fuck Ross.
Brb, deleting thread.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:36
No.2113152

Anonymous No.2113152 05/23/12(Wed)23:36 No.2113152

File: 1337830587086.png-(191 KB, 900x597, CMC Happy.png)

>>2113111
Aye, the cutest fillies in all the seven seas.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:36
No.2113153

Anonymous No.2113153 05/23/12(Wed)23:36 No.2113153

>>2113131
>dat gut
who knows what..or who it's filled with?

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:36
No.2113156

Anonymous No.2113156 05/23/12(Wed)23:36 No.2113156

>>2113131
I'm starting to like Ross just cause he's so fucking funny.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:36
No.2113161

Anonymous No.2113161 05/23/12(Wed)23:36 No.2113161

>>2113131
HEY
HEY ROSS
HEY
shut up

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:36
No.2113162

Anonymous No.2113162 05/23/12(Wed)23:36 No.2113162

File: 1337830616072.jpg-(99 KB, 900x466, 1337559925765.jpg)

would you hang your filly out to dry after she ran through sprinklers?

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:36
No.2113163

Anonymous No.2113163 05/23/12(Wed)23:36 No.2113163

File: 1337830616500.jpg-(79 KB, 848x572, Some cry.jpg)

I need pictures of fillies crying.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:36
No.2113166

Anonymous No.2113166 05/23/12(Wed)23:36 No.2113166

DORKS

Scherzo !4LamsTHETA
05/23/12(Wed)23:37
No.2113168

Scherzo !4LamsTHETA No.2113168 05/23/12(Wed)23:37 No.2113168

File: 1337830622460.png-(153 KB, 700x800, FluttershyIAmSorryYourProporti(...).png)

>>2112998
I'm horribad at posing, I know.

I wonder if just drawing random screencaps from reference would help any

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:37
No.2113171

Anonymous No.2113171 05/23/12(Wed)23:37 No.2113171

>>2113168
It would
Really
Seriously dude just practice and accept criticisim
you will go far

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:37
No.2113173

Anonymous No.2113173 05/23/12(Wed)23:37 No.2113173

File: 1337830643463.png-(331 KB, 1000x717, 1316326811739.png)

Keep your small pone clean.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:37
No.2113175

Anonymous No.2113175 05/23/12(Wed)23:37 No.2113175

>>2113163
but anon only some cry

[♥♥♥ RAINBOW DASH ALLIANCE ♥♥♥] ┐(￣ー￣)┌
05/23/12(Wed)23:37
No.2113178

[♥♥♥ RAINBOW DASH ALLIANCE ♥♥♥] ┐(￣ー￣)┌ No.2113178 05/23/12(Wed)23:37 No.2113178

File: 1337830649548.png-(592 KB, 500x500, tfw appleblewm will never be f(...).png)

>>2113094
#FREEAPPLEBLEWM

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:37
No.2113179

Anonymous No.2113179 05/23/12(Wed)23:37 No.2113179

File: 1337830651188.gif-(844 KB, 455x470, Spiatsuperbowl.gif)

>>2113159
>Sub sanic speeds

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:37
No.2113184

Anonymous No.2113184 05/23/12(Wed)23:37 No.2113184

>>2113131
Poor Celestia. I would still worship her.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:37
No.2113189

Anonymous No.2113189 05/23/12(Wed)23:37 No.2113189

File: 1337830677537.png-(204 KB, 364x447, Oh My God this is the cutest t(...).png)

>>2113111

Fillies.

Scherzo !4LamsTHETA
05/23/12(Wed)23:38
No.2113194

Scherzo !4LamsTHETA No.2113194 05/23/12(Wed)23:38 No.2113194

>>2113171
Well I need to find some screencaps then.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:38
No.2113195

Anonymous No.2113195 05/23/12(Wed)23:38 No.2113195

>>2113152
>you will never wrap all of them up in a big bear hug
>they will never all hug you back

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:38
No.2113197

Anonymous No.2113197 05/23/12(Wed)23:38 No.2113197

File: 1337830714863.gif-(1.26 MB, 390x406, crying spike.gif)

>>2113163

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:38
No.2113198

Anonymous No.2113198 05/23/12(Wed)23:38 No.2113198

>>2113135
Wrong Kaine

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:38
No.2113202

Anonymous No.2113202 05/23/12(Wed)23:38 No.2113202

File: 1337830724327.png-(518 KB, 1280x720, 1337125957027.png)

>>2113021
>>2113082
Shit status: lost.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:38
No.2113204

Anonymous No.2113204 05/23/12(Wed)23:38 No.2113204

File: 1337830728870.png-(519 KB, 976x762, 1335142165655.png)

>>2113159

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:39
No.2113209

Anonymous No.2113209 05/23/12(Wed)23:39 No.2113209

File: 1337830741458.png-(360 KB, 800x748, 182572 - artist elosande Carro(...).png)

It's cute if you ignore the >brony option.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:39
No.2113210

Anonymous No.2113210 05/23/12(Wed)23:39 No.2113210

Smoile are you here?

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:39
No.2113211

Anonymous No.2113211 05/23/12(Wed)23:39 No.2113211

File: 1337830745471.png-(250 KB, 445x347, Apple Bloom 51.png)

>>2113189

I like fillies
they're very small and cute

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:39
No.2113213

Anonymous No.2113213 05/23/12(Wed)23:39 No.2113213

>>2113175
those are the ones he wants pictures of

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:39
No.2113220

Anonymous No.2113220 05/23/12(Wed)23:39 No.2113220

Would you slide a vacuum cup over pone's marecunt, making sure you had a good seal before slowly operating the hand pump, increasing the pressure and watching as her lips thicken and engorge?

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:39
No.2113224

Anonymous No.2113224 05/23/12(Wed)23:39 No.2113224

>>2113195
I read that as
>You will never wrap them up in a big Burrito.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:39
No.2113227

Anonymous No.2113227 05/23/12(Wed)23:39 No.2113227

File: 1337830782833.png-(130 KB, 385x385, 1337546216931.png)

>>2113194
speak softly and carry a big stick

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:39
No.2113228

Anonymous No.2113228 05/23/12(Wed)23:39 No.2113228

>>2113195
>Sweetie will never cry as you tool her anus

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:39
No.2113229

Anonymous No.2113229 05/23/12(Wed)23:39 No.2113229

File: 1337830788324.png-(2.62 MB, 3386x1000, 1332789190252.png)

>people posting worst fillies

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:40
No.2113237

Anonymous No.2113237 05/23/12(Wed)23:40 No.2113237

File: 1337830815060.jpg-(10 KB, 225x225, images-5..jpg)

Hellooooo /mlpg/.

Its time for your weekly mental checkup with inkblot tests.

What do you see here?

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:40
No.2113245

Anonymous No.2113245 05/23/12(Wed)23:40 No.2113245

>>2113237
Kamina above a skull and crossbones

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:40
No.2113246

Anonymous No.2113246 05/23/12(Wed)23:40 No.2113246

>>2113209
It's not that bad
It's just unfortunate that it became like this

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:40
No.2113247

Anonymous No.2113247 05/23/12(Wed)23:40 No.2113247

>>2113224

>never making blanket-burritos when you were a kid.
>you will never wrap them each up tight in a blanket and see how long it takes them to get out.
>you will never sling them over your shoulder and carry them around

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:40
No.2113251

Anonymous No.2113251 05/23/12(Wed)23:40 No.2113251

File: 1337830848927.png-(81 KB, 500x683, 1337659004688.png)

Flashback Celestia will be best filly.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:41
No.2113255

Anonymous No.2113255 05/23/12(Wed)23:41 No.2113255

>>2113220
Would they stay that way?
If so, then yes.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:41
No.2113256

Anonymous No.2113256 05/23/12(Wed)23:41 No.2113256

>>2113237
A jolly roger

[♥♥♥ RAINBOW DASH ALLIANCE ♥♥♥] ┐(￣ー￣)┌
05/23/12(Wed)23:41
No.2113258

[♥♥♥ RAINBOW DASH ALLIANCE ♥♥♥] ┐(￣ー￣)┌ No.2113258 05/23/12(Wed)23:41 No.2113258

>>2113237
a faggot trying to draw attention to himself by having some stupid 'thing' so people would respond to him like some fucking aspie

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:41
No.2113263

Anonymous No.2113263 05/23/12(Wed)23:41 No.2113263

>>2113237

A man reaching out to me, over a skull and crossbones.

I think he wants a hug.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:41
No.2113264

Anonymous No.2113264 05/23/12(Wed)23:41 No.2113264

>>2113237
My death.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:41
No.2113266

Anonymous No.2113266 05/23/12(Wed)23:41 No.2113266

File: 1337830897155.png-(166 KB, 428x510, 1309322329873.png)

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/05/hasbro-sends-cease-and-desist-to.html

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:41
No.2113269

Anonymous No.2113269 05/23/12(Wed)23:41 No.2113269

>>2113237

a bunch of bubbles

these tests are fucking stupid, by the way

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:42
No.2113271

Anonymous No.2113271 05/23/12(Wed)23:42 No.2113271

>>2113228
Too soon man, too soon.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:42
No.2113275

Anonymous No.2113275 05/23/12(Wed)23:42 No.2113275

>>2113209
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swRkCS-LaKQ

This is now stuck in your head.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:42
No.2113276

Anonymous No.2113276 05/23/12(Wed)23:42 No.2113276

>>2113255
If you keep up a solid pumping routine the effects will stick around longer and longer.

But I bet marshmellow flesh is a lot more malleable under pressure than human flesh.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:42
No.2113277

Anonymous No.2113277 05/23/12(Wed)23:42 No.2113277

File: 1337830939751.png-(209 KB, 1500x1000, celestia luna 3.png)

>>2113229
Posting best fillise.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:42
No.2113279

Anonymous No.2113279 05/23/12(Wed)23:42 No.2113279

>>2113258
buttowned and operated

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:42
No.2113282

Anonymous No.2113282 05/23/12(Wed)23:42 No.2113282

>>2113237

Kirby crackling.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:42
No.2113284

Anonymous No.2113284 05/23/12(Wed)23:42 No.2113284

>>2113237
Well, I'll be damned if it isn't JC Denton.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:42
No.2113290

Anonymous No.2113290 05/23/12(Wed)23:42 No.2113290

>>2113228
>>2113271
No. Don't.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:43
No.2113296

Anonymous No.2113296 05/23/12(Wed)23:43 No.2113296

>>2113237
butterfly

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:43
No.2113297

Anonymous No.2113297 05/23/12(Wed)23:43 No.2113297

>>2113237
a screaming man receiving a blowjob from a little girl wearing a poofy dress who is on her hands and knees

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:43
No.2113302

Anonymous No.2113302 05/23/12(Wed)23:43 No.2113302

>>2113246
I know. But I just have a hatred for that word now.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:43
No.2113305

Anonymous No.2113305 05/23/12(Wed)23:43 No.2113305

File: 1337831007936.gif-(296 KB, 800x800, animated birthday celestia hap(...).gif)

>>2113251

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:43
No.2113310

Anonymous No.2113310 05/23/12(Wed)23:43 No.2113310

>>2113297
also she has pigtails

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:43
No.2113313

Anonymous No.2113313 05/23/12(Wed)23:43 No.2113313

>new shitposter
I'm out

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:43
No.2113315

Anonymous No.2113315 05/23/12(Wed)23:43 No.2113315

This is the most delicious irony.
Do you do birthday parties?

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:43
No.2113316

Anonymous No.2113316 05/23/12(Wed)23:43 No.2113316

>>2113297

Oh shit, thats all i can see now

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:44
No.2113322

Anonymous No.2113322 05/23/12(Wed)23:44 No.2113322

>>2113271

I guess you could say he's acting childish

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:44
No.2113328

Anonymous No.2113328 05/23/12(Wed)23:44 No.2113328

>>2113276
That's good, because I wish for my pone to have inflamed, fat, vaginal lips at all times.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:45
No.2113331

Anonymous No.2113331 05/23/12(Wed)23:45 No.2113331

>>2113313
>>2113313
and nothing of value was lost
get dunked

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:45
No.2113333

Anonymous No.2113333 05/23/12(Wed)23:45 No.2113333

File: 1337831118177.jpg-(707 KB, 1600x1200, 1337101884090.jpg)

>>2113266
>whitedove's house is full of pony plushies she's not allowed to sell

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:45
No.2113334

Anonymous No.2113334 05/23/12(Wed)23:45 No.2113334

File: 1337831130177.jpg-(123 KB, 584x704, 1533-rorschach-ink-blots-2009_(...).jpg)

And how about this one?

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:45
No.2113335

Anonymous No.2113335 05/23/12(Wed)23:45 No.2113335

>>2113328
Would you cup her puffy vulva, marveling at how your hand can no longer cover it entirely?

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:45
No.2113337

Anonymous No.2113337 05/23/12(Wed)23:45 No.2113337

>>2113266
Okay lets see if I got this right
>be a company that creates something
>someone makes plushes about it
>you don't give a fuck
>but if someone tells you about them you have to stop the guy from making plushies or else you lose all the copyrights to that product

That's retarded

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:45
No.2113340

Anonymous No.2113340 05/23/12(Wed)23:45 No.2113340

>>2113305
why is she so happy to see me
nobody is ever that happen to see me

why can't I hug her...

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:45
No.2113341

Anonymous No.2113341 05/23/12(Wed)23:45 No.2113341

>>2113334

fem diablo

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:46
No.2113347

Anonymous No.2113347 05/23/12(Wed)23:46 No.2113347

>>2113334
Filleted baby.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:46
No.2113351

Anonymous No.2113351 05/23/12(Wed)23:46 No.2113351

>>2113334
2 guys taking respective shits in hades

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:46
No.2113355

Anonymous No.2113355 05/23/12(Wed)23:46 No.2113355

>>2113334
Kamen rider 1

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:46
No.2113356

Anonymous No.2113356 05/23/12(Wed)23:46 No.2113356

>>2113334
ovaries

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:46
No.2113358

Anonymous No.2113358 05/23/12(Wed)23:46 No.2113358

>>2113335
Fuck, that's a pretty big vagina. I like this idea. I want to see it drawn

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:46
No.2113359

Anonymous No.2113359 05/23/12(Wed)23:46 No.2113359

>>2113334

a faggot shitposting

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:47
No.2113360

Anonymous No.2113360 05/23/12(Wed)23:47 No.2113360

File: 1337831220937.jpg-(15 KB, 250x250, 1325826942727.jpg)

>>2113331
>supporting shitposting

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:47
No.2113361

Anonymous No.2113361 05/23/12(Wed)23:47 No.2113361

>>2113334
The guru from Avatar tlab

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:47
No.2113363

Anonymous No.2113363 05/23/12(Wed)23:47 No.2113363

>>2113334
All I see is some pixels.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:47
No.2113365

Anonymous No.2113365 05/23/12(Wed)23:47 No.2113365

>>2113334

A Koala or a bat, trying to climb up a stack of vases held up by two anteaters, with two frogs having a tea party at the top of it.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:47
No.2113368

Anonymous No.2113368 05/23/12(Wed)23:47 No.2113368

>>2113337
Welcome to the fucked-up, retarded, unfair world of copyright law.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:47
No.2113369

Anonymous No.2113369 05/23/12(Wed)23:47 No.2113369

>>2113334

a necromorph

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:47
No.2113371

Anonymous No.2113371 05/23/12(Wed)23:47 No.2113371

>>2113360

it's hiatus, and we're in /mlp/

Theres no way anything can make these threads worse than they already are. even me and you metaing about it is shitposting

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:47
No.2113373

Anonymous No.2113373 05/23/12(Wed)23:47 No.2113373

>>2113337
its probably and issue of if you dont care someone is making money off your IP why should you have a copy-write of it barring everyone?

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:48
No.2113381

Anonymous No.2113381 05/23/12(Wed)23:48 No.2113381

>>2113360
whining about it is shitposting; if it's some dude joshing around, I really don't see the issue

Scherzo !4LamsTHETA
05/23/12(Wed)23:48
No.2113382

Scherzo !4LamsTHETA No.2113382 05/23/12(Wed)23:48 No.2113382

File: 1337831305181.png-(286 KB, 1280x1024, RurotiyStudy.png)

>>2113227
Derp.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:48
No.2113388

Anonymous No.2113388 05/23/12(Wed)23:48 No.2113388

>>2113334
A man reaching forward. Nothing threatening about it, just reaching forward.

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
Rarity Quest Announcement05/23/12(Wed)23:48
No.2113392

Rarity Quest Announcement Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2113392 05/23/12(Wed)23:48 No.2113392

File: 1337831333393.png-(309 KB, 800x871, 1320710011021.png)

My apologies for not sounding in earlier about the impending Rarity Quest.

As it stands, I plan to have Rarity Quest some time this weekend once I figure out the other quester schedules.

I apologize for the delay, but an extra day added to my trip sort of pushed things back into other events.

Thanks for your patience and I hope you gents have a nice night.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:49
No.2113396

Anonymous No.2113396 05/23/12(Wed)23:49 No.2113396

File: 1337831345252.gif-(715 KB, 367x373, 1329361503119.gif)

>>2113382
Hardo modo unlocked

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:49
No.2113397

Anonymous No.2113397 05/23/12(Wed)23:49 No.2113397

>>2113358
It's too bad that sopping wet, swollen cuntlips don't get drawn all that often. Or when they do they're often done poorly.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:49
No.2113403

Anonymous No.2113403 05/23/12(Wed)23:49 No.2113403

>>2113392
>Rarity quest
Oh boy are we going to raid a diamond dog mine?

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:49
No.2113406

Anonymous No.2113406 05/23/12(Wed)23:49 No.2113406

File: 1337831380270.png-(462 KB, 1280x989, Rarity 91.png)

>>2113392
>Rarity Quest

YESSSSSSS

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:49
No.2113409

Anonymous No.2113409 05/23/12(Wed)23:49 No.2113409

>>2113392
>Rarity quest
YAY

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:49
No.2113410

Anonymous No.2113410 05/23/12(Wed)23:49 No.2113410

>>2113373
Because there's a difference between someone making a plushie per month as a hobby and selling them and someone having a factory of Chinese workers throwing on the market 1000 plushies per day

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:50
No.2113412

Anonymous No.2113412 05/23/12(Wed)23:50 No.2113412

>>2113382
you took away a bit of the fluidity and feeling the original had

Shit, I really wish I could be more helpful than typing out what may just look bitter

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:50
No.2113413

Anonymous No.2113413 05/23/12(Wed)23:50 No.2113413

File: 1337831407397.png-(488 KB, 399x640, uguu~.png)

I wish to cuddle with an irredeemably evil changeling

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:50
No.2113416

Anonymous No.2113416 05/23/12(Wed)23:50 No.2113416

File: 1337831422056.jpg-(885 KB, 2384x3000, photo.jpg)

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:50
No.2113421

Anonymous No.2113421 05/23/12(Wed)23:50 No.2113421

>>2113410
Im just saying its Hasbro covering their own ass

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:50
No.2113423

Anonymous No.2113423 05/23/12(Wed)23:50 No.2113423

File: 1337831447877.jpg-(Spoiler Image, 226 KB, 1024x1024, 133356044725.jpg)

This is the final inkblot tonight mlpg, but ill warn you,this image is considered very provocative to many who view it.

So tell me what you see

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:50
No.2113424

Anonymous No.2113424 05/23/12(Wed)23:50 No.2113424

>>2113382
her head makes her look like Trixie

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:50
No.2113425

Anonymous No.2113425 05/23/12(Wed)23:50 No.2113425

>>2113410

But there probably ARE bootleg pony toys being made in Chinese sweatshops, which makes it really ridiculous seeing Hasbro trying to swat gnats by going after single entities making them as a hobby.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:51
No.2113430

Anonymous No.2113430 05/23/12(Wed)23:51 No.2113430

File: 1337831472009.gif-(550 KB, 320x240, kickthebaby.gif)

>>2113305
Kick the baby!

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:51
No.2113431

Anonymous No.2113431 05/23/12(Wed)23:51 No.2113431

>>2113381
>>2113371
all posts are shitposts
shitpost is just a buzzword to describe posts you don't like

Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM
05/23/12(Wed)23:51
No.2113433

Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM No.2113433 05/23/12(Wed)23:51 No.2113433

File: 1337831482461.gif-(34 KB, 300x255, kinkie_pie.gif)

So what happened today, MLPG?

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:51
No.2113434

Anonymous No.2113434 05/23/12(Wed)23:51 No.2113434

File: 1337831482398.png-(58 KB, 1280x1024, FOE.png)

>>2113423
EVERYWHERE YOU GO

FOE

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:51
No.2113435

Anonymous No.2113435 05/23/12(Wed)23:51 No.2113435

>>2113423

a chicken

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:51
No.2113436

Anonymous No.2113436 05/23/12(Wed)23:51 No.2113436

>>2113423
KFC

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:51
No.2113437

Anonymous No.2113437 05/23/12(Wed)23:51 No.2113437

>>2113423
A chicken

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:51
No.2113438

Anonymous No.2113438 05/23/12(Wed)23:51 No.2113438

File: 1337831498841.gif-(1.3 MB, 300x340, 1328583764835.gif)

>>2113416
there is something wrong with this pink horse.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:51
No.2113439

Anonymous No.2113439 05/23/12(Wed)23:51 No.2113439

>>2113423
I think you posted the wrong picture. That's a Scootaloo.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:51
No.2113444

Anonymous No.2113444 05/23/12(Wed)23:51 No.2113444

>>2113423

A dancing chicken.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:52
No.2113447

Anonymous No.2113447 05/23/12(Wed)23:52 No.2113447

File: 1337831523800.png-(129 KB, 309x368, Scoots4758574.png)

>>2113423
A bottle of pills being spilled out of moms dead hand.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:52
No.2113449

Anonymous No.2113449 05/23/12(Wed)23:52 No.2113449

>>2113423
B-bark

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:52
No.2113456

Anonymous No.2113456 05/23/12(Wed)23:52 No.2113456

>>2113433
scherzo said he has a crush on you

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:52
No.2113461

Anonymous No.2113461 05/23/12(Wed)23:52 No.2113461

>>2113433
I ran for an entire hour and bought Torchlight 2

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:52
No.2113462

Anonymous No.2113462 05/23/12(Wed)23:52 No.2113462

File: 1337831564210.jpg-(307 KB, 1280x1502, tumblr_m4idd068UT1rvwsino3_128(...).jpg)

hah

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:52
No.2113464

Anonymous No.2113464 05/23/12(Wed)23:52 No.2113464

>>2113423

An underage pony who seriously wants to get fucked

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:53
No.2113465

Anonymous No.2113465 05/23/12(Wed)23:53 No.2113465

>>2113433
we had a shortage of useless tripfag
its fixed now

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:53
No.2113468

Anonymous No.2113468 05/23/12(Wed)23:53 No.2113468

>>2113423
OH, CHRIST! THESE PONIES HAVE INFECTED MY BRAIN! ALL I SEE IS SCOOTALOO!

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:53
No.2113471

Anonymous No.2113471 05/23/12(Wed)23:53 No.2113471

>>2113421
Still there was no way for them not to know about the plushie makers
But we're talking about Hasbro.
They lost their copyright for 99% of the old ponies. So I guess they have a reason
The laws are still retarded

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:53
No.2113476

Anonymous No.2113476 05/23/12(Wed)23:53 No.2113476

>>2113462

Why is she orange?

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:53
No.2113479

Anonymous No.2113479 05/23/12(Wed)23:53 No.2113479

File: 1337831627536.jpg-(312 KB, 1024x680, image.jpg)

>>2113447

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:54
No.2113485

Anonymous No.2113485 05/23/12(Wed)23:54 No.2113485

>>2113476
Kraft Macaroni and Cheeselegs.

[♫♫♫ VINYL SCRATCH ALLIANCE ♫♫♫] ( ´･ω･)
05/23/12(Wed)23:54
No.2113489

[♫♫♫ VINYL SCRATCH ALLIANCE ♫♫♫] ( ´･ω･) No.2113489 05/23/12(Wed)23:54 No.2113489

>>2113431
or any jokes on the internet
god forbid people don't think we're super srs 24/7

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:54
No.2113491

Anonymous No.2113491 05/23/12(Wed)23:54 No.2113491

>>2113479
>shamefur dispray

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:54
No.2113495

Anonymous No.2113495 05/23/12(Wed)23:54 No.2113495

>>2113449
I'm not going to read that story again. No. No. No.
please god free me from the torment that is wanting scootaloo's lean, spry rump

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:54
No.2113497

Anonymous No.2113497 05/23/12(Wed)23:54 No.2113497

>>2113485

don't you mean Cheeselegs and Macaroni?

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:54
No.2113498

Anonymous No.2113498 05/23/12(Wed)23:54 No.2113498

>>2113489

>not being seriously all the time, for everything you say

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:55
No.2113506

Anonymous No.2113506 05/23/12(Wed)23:55 No.2113506

>>2113485
SOMEONE DRAW THIS

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:55
No.2113507

Anonymous No.2113507 05/23/12(Wed)23:55 No.2113507

>>2113392

>Rarity quest

Now that's relevant to my interests. I hope I'll be awake for it.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:55
No.2113509

Anonymous No.2113509 05/23/12(Wed)23:55 No.2113509

>>2113471
This is ENTIRELY an issue of retarded law. If you read the article, they said that Hasbro HAD to act on this or risk losing their copyright because of this retarded fucking law.
Copyright law makes very little sense, to me at least.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:55
No.2113515

Anonymous No.2113515 05/23/12(Wed)23:55 No.2113515

>>2113406

HNNNNNNGH

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:56
No.2113523

Anonymous No.2113523 05/23/12(Wed)23:56 No.2113523

>>2113497
Why not both?

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:56
No.2113524

Anonymous No.2113524 05/23/12(Wed)23:56 No.2113524

I need a movie to watch that's on Netflix

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:56
No.2113533

Anonymous No.2113533 05/23/12(Wed)23:56 No.2113533

>>2113506
It...kind of just was.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:56
No.2113535

Anonymous No.2113535 05/23/12(Wed)23:56 No.2113535

>>2113524
>Netflix

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:56
No.2113540

Anonymous No.2113540 05/23/12(Wed)23:56 No.2113540

>>2113524
Memento

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:57
No.2113542

Anonymous No.2113542 05/23/12(Wed)23:57 No.2113542

>>2113524
Anything with Jackie Chan and ladders

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:57
No.2113544

Anonymous No.2113544 05/23/12(Wed)23:57 No.2113544

>>2113495
THAT STORY WAS FINALLY FINISHED??
LINK???

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:57
No.2113548

Anonymous No.2113548 05/23/12(Wed)23:57 No.2113548

>>2113544
Like a month ago.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:57
No.2113550

Anonymous No.2113550 05/23/12(Wed)23:57 No.2113550

>>2113524
>paying for movies
that's worst than paying for games

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:57
No.2113551

Anonymous No.2113551 05/23/12(Wed)23:57 No.2113551

>>2113535
>not having a netlix account
I Costanza

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:58
No.2113556

Anonymous No.2113556 05/23/12(Wed)23:58 No.2113556

File: 1337831885262.jpg-(243 KB, 1000x720, Motoscoot.jpg)

Do you think Scoot will ever upgrade?

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:58
No.2113559

Anonymous No.2113559 05/23/12(Wed)23:58 No.2113559

Can someone explain to me what this "Canterlot Gardens" thing is? Is it another convention?

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:58
No.2113563

Anonymous No.2113563 05/23/12(Wed)23:58 No.2113563

>>2113542
Thy will be done
Goodnight MLPG

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:58
No.2113564

Anonymous No.2113564 05/23/12(Wed)23:58 No.2113564

>>2113544
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1z1nFzu9EREiUV50UGMQJrfPDGhWIBwCipauKDGWnwy4/edit?pli=1

AnonymousAnarchist
05/23/12(Wed)23:58
No.2113565

AnonymousAnarchist No.2113565 05/23/12(Wed)23:58 No.2113565

Brony turds. STFU!!! Get a life you shitfaces! I'll have you know I just shat in happy rainbow fucktard ponyland. Shat aaaaaaaaaallllllllll over it. Bronies do something not for fucking 8 year old girls. You fucktards are probs jackin off to a fucking cartoon horse. trolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrollTROLL. To all fellow brony-haters....... Good hunting.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:58
No.2113566

Anonymous No.2113566 05/23/12(Wed)23:58 No.2113566

>>2113548
LINK??????????

[♫♫♫ VINYL SCRATCH ALLIANCE ♫♫♫] ( ´･ω･)
05/23/12(Wed)23:58
No.2113567

[♫♫♫ VINYL SCRATCH ALLIANCE ♫♫♫] ( ´･ω･) No.2113567 05/23/12(Wed)23:58 No.2113567

>>2113509
that's 'murrika for you
vague yet intricate for esoteric law makers to use
fuck the system

>>2113506
talk about autism

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:58
No.2113578

Anonymous No.2113578 05/23/12(Wed)23:58 No.2113578

>>2113550
I use it almost exclusive for my iPhone when I'm traveling or not at home. That's worth $8 a month to me.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:59
No.2113581

Anonymous No.2113581 05/23/12(Wed)23:59 No.2113581

>>2113556
that poor motorcycle's spine

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:59
No.2113583

Anonymous No.2113583 05/23/12(Wed)23:59 No.2113583

Have we gotten any S3 info since the finale? I need my fix, I'm not feeling pone like I used to.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:59
No.2113586

Anonymous No.2113586 05/23/12(Wed)23:59 No.2113586

File: 1337831962939.png-(148 KB, 1449x1218, lel comedy gold.png)

>>2113565
lel yuh soo mad xDDDD

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:59
No.2113587

Anonymous No.2113587 05/23/12(Wed)23:59 No.2113587

>>2113583
Nothing at all.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:59
No.2113592

Anonymous No.2113592 05/23/12(Wed)23:59 No.2113592

>>2113583
No, when we do it will be posted a lot so you shouldn't have to worry I'd think.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)23:59
No.2113599

Anonymous No.2113599 05/23/12(Wed)23:59 No.2113599

>>2113583
Besides Lancie saying that Discord is returning long ago no
Sorry bro

Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM
05/24/12(Thu)00:00
No.2113606

Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM No.2113606 05/24/12(Thu)00:00 No.2113606

File: 1337832017813.png-(50 KB, 256x256, smile.png)

>>2113456
...who?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:00
No.2113607

Anonymous No.2113607 05/24/12(Thu)00:00 No.2113607

File: 1337832018423.png-(176 KB, 362x369, Scoots7455.png)

What is good and on Netflix?
I've watched all of No Reservations and the amount of choice confizzles me.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:00
No.2113608

Anonymous No.2113608 05/24/12(Thu)00:00 No.2113608

>>2113567
>shitposter saying someone else has autism
lel

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:00
No.2113610

Anonymous No.2113610 05/24/12(Thu)00:00 No.2113610

>>2113565
If you just shat all over poneworld, they'd probably think you were pretty retarded.
Is this pasta based on something real?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:00
No.2113614

Anonymous No.2113614 05/24/12(Thu)00:00 No.2113614

>>2113565
>>2113586
Take it from a brony, this is funny. People do think Bronys are like this, or are all homosexuals. Yet we are not. I will admit, a good portion for the the Bronys I know are far from the stereotype. In fact few friends of mine out in Afghanistan who are Bronys. Its quiet funny that people hate on us so much. I can say at least 90% of the haters have not even given it a shot, either due to afraid of being made fun of, not liking the idea, and for the homophobics "Against gods will". Sad really...
scarie24 2 days ago 49

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:00
No.2113615

Anonymous No.2113615 05/24/12(Thu)00:00 No.2113615

Hey assholes, stop watching shows for little girls.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:00
No.2113618

Anonymous No.2113618 05/24/12(Thu)00:00 No.2113618

>>2113607
MLP

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:00
No.2113620

Anonymous No.2113620 05/24/12(Thu)00:00 No.2113620

>>2113607
watch pone

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:00
No.2113621

Anonymous No.2113621 05/24/12(Thu)00:00 No.2113621

>>2113578
>paying for movies

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:01
No.2113625

Anonymous No.2113625 05/24/12(Thu)00:01 No.2113625

>>2113607
Breaking Bad

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:01
No.2113629

Anonymous No.2113629 05/24/12(Thu)00:01 No.2113629

File: 1337832086720.png-(156 KB, 423x389, ts1424.png)

>>2113618
But I already watched all of them

Scherzo !4LamsTHETA
05/24/12(Thu)00:01
No.2113633

Scherzo !4LamsTHETA No.2113633 05/24/12(Thu)00:01 No.2113633

File: 1337832106026.png-(209 KB, 1280x1024, CheerileeStudy.png)

>>2113396
I have no idea what I was supposed to do here so I just Prtnscrned a random frame.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:01
No.2113635

Anonymous No.2113635 05/24/12(Thu)00:01 No.2113635

>>2113614

Is it me or does that post have bigger than usual line height?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:01
No.2113636

Anonymous No.2113636 05/24/12(Thu)00:01 No.2113636

>>2113403
It's more set on building a relationship with your waifu over adventuring. The last time I attempted adventuring with it the scenario ended up rather flat.

I can always try again, of course, but the goal is mostly cute feels building up towards more intimate feels. Though I should avoid crossing the two as the backlash from Pinkie Quest intimacy showed.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:01
No.2113637

Anonymous No.2113637 05/24/12(Thu)00:01 No.2113637

>>2113607
FireFly
TNG
Even Avatar tl airbender is on there if that's up your alley.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:02
No.2113639

Anonymous No.2113639 05/24/12(Thu)00:02 No.2113639

>>2113629
WATCH THEM AGAIN BUT DRUNK THIS TIME

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:02
No.2113643

Anonymous No.2113643 05/24/12(Thu)00:02 No.2113643

>>2113629
Obviously not enough.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:02
No.2113646

Anonymous No.2113646 05/24/12(Thu)00:02 No.2113646

Well this thread sucks.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:02
No.2113648

Anonymous No.2113648 05/24/12(Thu)00:02 No.2113648

>>2113564
Hmmm... Someone linked this in Leth's marathon stream, but I didn't realize that's what it was so I didn't read it.
It's got b-bark?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:02
No.2113653

Anonymous No.2113653 05/24/12(Thu)00:02 No.2113653

>>2113607
Frisky Dingo

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:02
No.2113654

Anonymous No.2113654 05/24/12(Thu)00:02 No.2113654

File: 1337832156654.png-(997 KB, 4224x4469, 1336142518018.png)

>>2113615
But I AM a little girl

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:02
No.2113655

Anonymous No.2113655 05/24/12(Thu)00:02 No.2113655

>>2113648
yes.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:02
No.2113656

Anonymous No.2113656 05/24/12(Thu)00:02 No.2113656

>>2113633

>dat raised ass

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:02
No.2113659

Anonymous No.2113659 05/24/12(Thu)00:02 No.2113659

>>2113614
1) you misspelled "bronies"
2) being homosexual isn't a bad thing, quite a few people in MLPG are gay or at least bi
3) if you don't consider yourself as autistic as a normal brony, don't call yourself a brony
>read the spoiler
SHIT I TYPED ALL OF THAT FOR NO REASON

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:03
No.2113664

Anonymous No.2113664 05/24/12(Thu)00:03 No.2113664

>>2113648
Yep.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:03
No.2113671

Anonymous No.2113671 05/24/12(Thu)00:03 No.2113671

>>2113607
Have you watched "The Colony?"
At least, I think that's what it was called. It was one of those social experiment series. Set a bunch of people down in a "post-apocalyptic" scenario and see if they can make the length of time until they're given the way out of the area.
Supposed to study how people would react under such a situation.
They build a flamethrower and a giant cattle prod. It's great.

[♫♫♫ VINYL SCRATCH ALLIANCE ♫♫♫] ( ´･ω･)
05/24/12(Thu)00:03
No.2113672

[♫♫♫ VINYL SCRATCH ALLIANCE ♫♫♫] ( ´･ω･) No.2113672 05/24/12(Thu)00:03 No.2113672

>>2113578
>>2113625
what's with all the CASUAL today?
it's like I'm on /a/

>>2113629
watch them again you faggot
then rate and review a couple eps that really stood out to you
then receive e-fame like the nostalgia critic

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:03
No.2113677

Anonymous No.2113677 05/24/12(Thu)00:03 No.2113677

File: 1337832212351.jpg-(24 KB, 445x456, brofist.jpg)

>>2113625
Fuck yeah Breaking Bad, it's a shame they don't have season 4, though.
And God knows when season 5 will being to air...

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:03
No.2113682

Anonymous No.2113682 05/24/12(Thu)00:03 No.2113682

>>2113654
reported

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:04
No.2113695

Anonymous No.2113695 05/24/12(Thu)00:04 No.2113695

>>2113636

Adventure quests sound fun. I vote you give it another try at some point, if you're up for it.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:04
No.2113699

Anonymous No.2113699 05/24/12(Thu)00:04 No.2113699

>>2113677
July 15

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:04
No.2113704

Anonymous No.2113704 05/24/12(Thu)00:04 No.2113704

>>2113607
Gamecenter CX.

UWAAAAA

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:04
No.2113705

Anonymous No.2113705 05/24/12(Thu)00:04 No.2113705

>>2113633
It was an "in motion" exercise
You made the back legs too long
and shes too thin
Her hair poofs up a bit more as well

But a good job!

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:05
No.2113710

Anonymous No.2113710 05/24/12(Thu)00:05 No.2113710

YOU WILL BE TURNED INTO A PONY AND MADE INTO THE BELOVED CONSORT OF THE PONY OF YOUR CHOICE

YOU MUST EITHER FUCK AN ADULT SPIKE OR A NEWBORN SPIKE AS A HUMAN TO BE ALLOWED TO
WHICH DO YOU PICK?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:05
No.2113718

Anonymous No.2113718 05/24/12(Thu)00:05 No.2113718

>>2113633
The jaw and front right leg are a bit off
other than that pretty kawaii

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:05
No.2113719

Anonymous No.2113719 05/24/12(Thu)00:05 No.2113719

>>2113710
Adult
I can take his dragony knot ;]
also i am not a pedophile

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:05
No.2113723

Anonymous No.2113723 05/24/12(Thu)00:05 No.2113723

>>2113710
NEWBORN
BUT ONLY IF HE CRIES

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:06
No.2113726

Anonymous No.2113726 05/24/12(Thu)00:06 No.2113726

>>2113710
babyfuck?
it's awright

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:06
No.2113727

Anonymous No.2113727 05/24/12(Thu)00:06 No.2113727

File: 1337832366325.jpg-(131 KB, 894x894, Underground Adventure.jpg)

>>2113695
Man I would love to go on an adventure with Rarity

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:06
No.2113728

Anonymous No.2113728 05/24/12(Thu)00:06 No.2113728

File: 1337832370876.gif-(631 KB, 500x281, 1336955775365.gif)

>>2113699
>mfw that's 3 days before my birthday
Where did you hear that?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:06
No.2113732

Anonymous No.2113732 05/24/12(Thu)00:06 No.2113732

>>2113664
>>2113655
Well, then, away I go.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:06
No.2113742

Anonymous No.2113742 05/24/12(Thu)00:06 No.2113742

>>2113633
>cheerilee's thick, droopy cock

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:06
No.2113746

Anonymous No.2113746 05/24/12(Thu)00:06 No.2113746

>>2113710
Adult Spike, baby spike is too innocent man, I couldn't do that to him.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:07
No.2113748

Anonymous No.2113748 05/24/12(Thu)00:07 No.2113748

>>2113727
Dear god Spike is so goddamn tiny

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:07
No.2113751

Anonymous No.2113751 05/24/12(Thu)00:07 No.2113751

>>2113710
Adult, of course.
I'd do anything to become >her beloved consort.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:07
No.2113753

Anonymous No.2113753 05/24/12(Thu)00:07 No.2113753

>>2113742
God damn it.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:07
No.2113754

Anonymous No.2113754 05/24/12(Thu)00:07 No.2113754

>>2113699

Happy belated birthday to me!

RustyDooks
05/24/12(Thu)00:07
No.2113764

RustyDooks No.2113764 05/24/12(Thu)00:07 No.2113764

File: 1337832470735.png-(348 KB, 688x464, Jellobloom Rose1.png)

Jellobloom!

By: Rose

[♫♫♫ VINYL SCRATCH ALLIANCE ♫♫♫] ( ´･ω･)
05/24/12(Thu)00:07
No.2113765

[♫♫♫ VINYL SCRATCH ALLIANCE ♫♫♫] ( ´･ω･) No.2113765 05/24/12(Thu)00:07 No.2113765

>>2113742
glorious

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:07
No.2113769

Anonymous No.2113769 05/24/12(Thu)00:07 No.2113769

>>2113727
>Spike plays Cave Explorer with Rarity

RustyDooks
05/24/12(Thu)00:08
No.2113780

RustyDooks No.2113780 05/24/12(Thu)00:08 No.2113780

File: 1337832513029.png-(192 KB, 688x464, Jellobloom Rose3.png)

>>2113764
And the flats, just because

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:08
No.2113786

Anonymous No.2113786 05/24/12(Thu)00:08 No.2113786

>>2113727

So would I man, dear god how I would.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:09
No.2113797

Anonymous No.2113797 05/24/12(Thu)00:09 No.2113797

File: 1337832551098.png-(60 KB, 195x258, 1311284659685.png)

>>2113764

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:09
No.2113802

Anonymous No.2113802 05/24/12(Thu)00:09 No.2113802

>>2113397
>you will never wake up to pone mashing her engorged pussy lips against your face

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:09
No.2113803

Anonymous No.2113803 05/24/12(Thu)00:09 No.2113803

>>2113764
10/10
I Saved it with the intensity of 1000 suns

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:09
No.2113808

Anonymous No.2113808 05/24/12(Thu)00:09 No.2113808

File: 1337832589098.png-(99 KB, 666x621, 1333916667704.png)

>>2113764

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:10
No.2113812

Anonymous No.2113812 05/24/12(Thu)00:10 No.2113812

>>2113764
What is a sky?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:11
No.2113831

Anonymous No.2113831 05/24/12(Thu)00:11 No.2113831

>>2113802
Do you ever see like the 20th post of a weird conversation you weren't following here and just click on the responses to trace back to what the fuck they were talking about?

This post is that case

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:11
No.2113833

Anonymous No.2113833 05/24/12(Thu)00:11 No.2113833

>>2113812
sky/skī/
Noun:
The region of the atmosphere and outer space seen from the earth.
Verb:
Hit (a ball) high into the air: "he skied his tee shot".
Synonyms:
heaven - firmament - blue - heavens - welkin - climate

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:11
No.2113839

Anonymous No.2113839 05/24/12(Thu)00:11 No.2113839

VGH

VGTG

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:11
No.2113841

Anonymous No.2113841 05/24/12(Thu)00:11 No.2113841

>>2113802
>This is how you'll wake up to your new life in Equestria.

Glitter Glue
05/24/12(Thu)00:12
No.2113858

Glitter Glue No.2113858 05/24/12(Thu)00:12 No.2113858

File: 1337832741476.png-(18 KB, 373x318, cyclopeanpony.png)

Glitter Glue: No Good Ideas Left

but I'll take requests

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:13
No.2113872

Anonymous No.2113872 05/24/12(Thu)00:13 No.2113872

>>2113812
That's the best you got? Really?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:13
No.2113874

Anonymous No.2113874 05/24/12(Thu)00:13 No.2113874

>>2113841
Do I have to wake up every day like this or is it just this one time?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:13
No.2113875

Anonymous No.2113875 05/24/12(Thu)00:13 No.2113875

>>2113858
Finish that Chrysalis jerking SA on Twilights face.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:13
No.2113876

Anonymous No.2113876 05/24/12(Thu)00:13 No.2113876

>>2113858
Fluttershy giving herself a Hug

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:13
No.2113879

Anonymous No.2113879 05/24/12(Thu)00:13 No.2113879

>>2113858

>>2113397

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:13
No.2113880

Anonymous No.2113880 05/24/12(Thu)00:13 No.2113880

>>2113858
Rarity on an adventure
A nonslut one

[♫♫♫ VINYL SCRATCH ALLIANCE ♫♫♫] ( ´･ω･)
05/24/12(Thu)00:13
No.2113882

[♫♫♫ VINYL SCRATCH ALLIANCE ♫♫♫] ( ´･ω･) No.2113882 05/24/12(Thu)00:13 No.2113882

>>2113833
>heaven
stop shoving down your Christian bullshit, faggot. go take your religious agenda faggotry somewhere else

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:13
No.2113887

Anonymous No.2113887 05/24/12(Thu)00:13 No.2113887

>>2113237
A jolly roger with crossed keys, and a chode at the bottom

>2slow

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:14
No.2113891

Anonymous No.2113891 05/24/12(Thu)00:14 No.2113891

>>2113858
Fluttershy's darkest secret

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:14
No.2113893

Anonymous No.2113893 05/24/12(Thu)00:14 No.2113893

File: 1337832850912.png-(219 KB, 640x360, 131391328473-scarf-(n129848970(...).png)

LK is still running Renne Quest, if you want to stop over
>>2110594

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:14
No.2113906

Anonymous No.2113906 05/24/12(Thu)00:14 No.2113906

>>2113874
Well, I suppose you don't HAVE to wake up like that every day if you don't WANT to....
You can let your swollen-pussy waifu that you'd rather she didn't wake you up this way.
Although I can't think of a better way to greet the day.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:14
No.2113908

Anonymous No.2113908 05/24/12(Thu)00:14 No.2113908

>>2113858
More Chrysalis and her ichor covered tongue.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:15
No.2113918

Anonymous No.2113918 05/24/12(Thu)00:15 No.2113918

File: 1337832931831.jpg-(724 KB, 1600x2848, Rainbow Pride.jpg)

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:15
No.2113920

Anonymous No.2113920 05/24/12(Thu)00:15 No.2113920

>>2113858
I would like to see you update Ice Pack.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:15
No.2113923

Anonymous No.2113923 05/24/12(Thu)00:15 No.2113923

>>2113872
lack of highlights or ground shadow is also something he should be aware of.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:15
No.2113928

Anonymous No.2113928 05/24/12(Thu)00:15 No.2113928

>>2113695
I've considered trying my hand at some Pony D&D or something as a mental exercise in such an undertaking.

As for now though, I need to do a trade request for darf and get started on Rarity Quest.

Leth !Leth/HQgHY
05/24/12(Thu)00:17
No.2113941

Leth !Leth/HQgHY No.2113941 05/24/12(Thu)00:17 No.2113941

File: 1337833020127.png-(49 KB, 720x945, 1337133624290.png)

MLPG Hamburger Time Journal Day 32
Morale: Moderate
Horsefucking Levels: Average
Flavor of the day: Drama
Post count for 5-23-2012: ~10200 (archived: 9437, lower due to a thread not being archived)

Very fast day today. Possibly a record breaker with an estimated 5 digit post count.

Hasbro sent out a C&D.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/05/hasbro-sends-cease-and-desist-to.html
Not too surprising. Only thing surprising about it is how long it took to happen.

Otherwise there was some questing today, and a lot of drama. Drama best left buried, forgotten, and never spoken of again.

Over a month into the hiatus, and still little signs of the MLPG slowing down.

AnonymousAnarchist
05/24/12(Thu)00:17
No.2113949

AnonymousAnarchist No.2113949 05/24/12(Thu)00:17 No.2113949

I'm not the kind of hater that hates these fucking ponies just because i havn't seen them. I heard about the whole brony culture and decided to give it a shot. I watched two episodes and couldn't figure it out. Next thing I know I am painfully aware of all the bronytards out there and have made it my life work (when I'm not in school, playing sports or gaming) to rage and troll all bronies that i can find. GROW THE FUCK UP BRONIES!!!! Good hunting Trolls..... Good hunting

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:17
No.2113951

Anonymous No.2113951 05/24/12(Thu)00:17 No.2113951

>>2113923
But there's ground shadow

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:17
No.2113963

Anonymous No.2113963 05/24/12(Thu)00:17 No.2113963

>>2113941
>no pedo talk

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:17
No.2113964

Anonymous No.2113964 05/24/12(Thu)00:17 No.2113964

File: 1337833074981.jpg-(182 KB, 1000x700, rainbow fat flop.jpg)

>>2113016
>HAHA TIME FOR SOME 2SLOW BAD WRITING
Despite the fact that it's entirely useless, you are panicking and you still kick and struggle against her firm hold.
Rainbow's marshmallowy soft flesh is just too malleable against your blows. All she does is giggle softly and groan as she lifts you up into the air to let gravity take care of the hard work. She gulps once more and you feel yourself gently sliding further down her throat, the sounds of your future prison, her awating stomach becoming louder and louder.
The tightness of her esophagus and the limited amount of air are making it difficult to breath. You begin panicking again which doesn't help the lack of air situation
before your face is pressed against a soft surface. As she swallows the surface opens up to reveal your final destination.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:17
No.2113965

Anonymous No.2113965 05/24/12(Thu)00:17 No.2113965

>>2113941
>drama
what drama?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:18
No.2113969

Anonymous No.2113969 05/24/12(Thu)00:18 No.2113969

File: 1337833093398.png-(316 KB, 575x547, rd36543.png)

>>2113941
By drama you mean child rape right?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:18
No.2113973

Anonymous No.2113973 05/24/12(Thu)00:18 No.2113973

>>2113965

Oh here we le go again.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:18
No.2113975

Anonymous No.2113975 05/24/12(Thu)00:18 No.2113975

>>2113941
>Moderate
This is bad isn;t it

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:18
No.2113976

Anonymous No.2113976 05/24/12(Thu)00:18 No.2113976

>>2113941
>Morale: Moderate
FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT, MLPG IS FINISHED!

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:18
No.2113983

Anonymous No.2113983 05/24/12(Thu)00:18 No.2113983

File: 1337833129042.jpg-(190 KB, 1244x800, rainbow fat hedonism.jpg)

>>2113964
Meanwhile on the outside, all that is left of you sticking out is your legs which flail about every so often. Rainbow Dash grabs your legs and forcefully pushes them downward, gulping powerfully several times.
With one last noisy gulp she closes her mouth as the rest of you makes its way down her esophagus and into her tightly cramped gut. Rainbow Dash's stomach lets out a deafening roar as you plop into her stomach, forcefully curled into a large ball.
Everything is dark but you feel the slimy walls of your flesh prison undulating around you. Your hearing is consumed by the cacophony of Dash's faint heart beat along with the glorping and sloshing of her stomach as it accommodates it's large meal.
You squirm inside this fleshy dome and while it does stretch you are unable to actually break through.
Rainbow Dash meanwhile leans back against the tree, feeling accomplished in her devouring of another living thing roughly her size. She hiccups and proudly lets out a mighty belch. Her enormous stomach groans in protest to the large bulk and she massages it gently to settle it down. This seems to do the trick and she stretches before getting comfortable and closing her eyes for a nice after dinner nap.
>Disclaimer: I am in no way shape or form a writefag nor do I claim to be one.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:19
No.2113996

Anonymous No.2113996 05/24/12(Thu)00:19 No.2113996

>>2113951
no, the ground is slightly darker in a vague blob, as is common for his shading, but theres no indication that the table or AB's leg and butt are actually blocking light.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:20
No.2114008

Anonymous No.2114008 05/24/12(Thu)00:20 No.2114008

>>2113973
>people talking tongue in cheek
it's >fun and no one is directly trolling. and pretty clear it's all joking
why must people be 100$ serious I don't get it

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:20
No.2114010

Anonymous No.2114010 05/24/12(Thu)00:20 No.2114010

>>2113906
Did her swollen marelips have anything to do with me coming to Equestria, or did she just see me lying there and think "Yeah, he should do the trick"?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:21
No.2114028

Anonymous No.2114028 05/24/12(Thu)00:21 No.2114028

>>2113841
>you realize later that day that all the female ponies sport massive vulvas, the fat, bulging lips too large to be obscured by their tails

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:21
No.2114030

Anonymous No.2114030 05/24/12(Thu)00:21 No.2114030

>>2113915
Have you made a Chrysalis transformer yet?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:21
No.2114038

Anonymous No.2114038 05/24/12(Thu)00:21 No.2114038

File: 1337833310726.png-(99 KB, 451x557, sure looks strange to me.png)

>>2113858
saw your cyclops earlier and was intrigued
hope you don't mind the idea stealing

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:21
No.2114039

Anonymous No.2114039 05/24/12(Thu)00:21 No.2114039

>>2113964
>>2113983
Well, that did give me an erection, so I suppose it will have to do.
I still don't really understand vore.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:22
No.2114047

Anonymous No.2114047 05/24/12(Thu)00:22 No.2114047

>>2114038
I like it.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:22
No.2114053

Anonymous No.2114053 05/24/12(Thu)00:22 No.2114053

>>2113764
>>2113780

Nice work, Dooks!

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:22
No.2114055

Anonymous No.2114055 05/24/12(Thu)00:22 No.2114055

File: 1337833364028.png-(391 KB, 550x617, RD4567.png)

>Go to watch Rugrats
>No season 1 thru 3
Fuck this shit.
I'm watching 90s X-men up in this bitch instead.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:23
No.2114058

Anonymous No.2114058 05/24/12(Thu)00:23 No.2114058

File: 1337833381454.jpg-(156 KB, 613x812, Ugly Mule.jpg)

Would you your waifu if she was a mule?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:23
No.2114063

Anonymous No.2114063 05/24/12(Thu)00:23 No.2114063

>>2113983
Seemed pretty well done to me.
It isn't even high on my fetish list and I got hard, so something was obviously done right.

You should put it on pastebin or make a cap or something.

And maybe think of becoming a writefag, we could always use more fetish stuff

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:23
No.2114065

Anonymous No.2114065 05/24/12(Thu)00:23 No.2114065

So, the mediafire thread link just passed 100 downloads.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:23
No.2114077

Anonymous No.2114077 05/24/12(Thu)00:23 No.2114077

>>2114058
Is she having an epilepsy attack?

Glitter Glue
05/24/12(Thu)00:23
No.2114078

Glitter Glue No.2114078 05/24/12(Thu)00:23 No.2114078

File: 1337833437527.png-(11 KB, 800x600, rarity.png)

>>2114038
hnnnnnnnghh
that's very cute

Also someone wanted Rarity on an adventure so here's Rarity on an adventure

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:24
No.2114080

Anonymous No.2114080 05/24/12(Thu)00:24 No.2114080

>>2114010
Well, you're sent there for your waifu, right? She's greeting you in the best way possible.
>>2114028
This is what those faggots editing genitals into every episode should be doing. Fat, puffy, engorged vaginas too big for a handful. Go for broke, why not?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:24
No.2114081

Anonymous No.2114081 05/24/12(Thu)00:24 No.2114081

>>2114058
I dont have a waifu

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:24
No.2114089

Anonymous No.2114089 05/24/12(Thu)00:24 No.2114089

>>2114078
knock knock

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:24
No.2114093

Anonymous No.2114093 05/24/12(Thu)00:24 No.2114093

>>2114078
Hah

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:24
No.2114099

Anonymous No.2114099 05/24/12(Thu)00:24 No.2114099

>>2113964
>>2113983
>Rainbow learns to appreciate the taste of living things
>Applejack later complains to her that a few of her sheep disappear every night
>Ponyville's small homeless problem disappears mysteriously.

Scherzo !4LamsTHETA
05/24/12(Thu)00:25
No.2114101

Scherzo !4LamsTHETA No.2114101 05/24/12(Thu)00:25 No.2114101

File: 1337833500963.png-(199 KB, 1280x1024, Whorerity.png)

>>2114078
What does 100 Bits get me.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:25
No.2114103

Anonymous No.2114103 05/24/12(Thu)00:25 No.2114103

>>2114058
Well, of course I would. She's still just as cute as ever. Her little buck teeth are even cuter.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:25
No.2114106

Anonymous No.2114106 05/24/12(Thu)00:25 No.2114106

Am I the only one who actually likes Pinkamena?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:25
No.2114110

Anonymous No.2114110 05/24/12(Thu)00:25 No.2114110

>>2114080
As long as the few males get ponderously pendulous ponynuts and positively packed ponysheaths

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:25
No.2114112

Anonymous No.2114112 05/24/12(Thu)00:25 No.2114112

>>2114101
1 Pony job
No kissing

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:25
No.2114116

Anonymous No.2114116 05/24/12(Thu)00:25 No.2114116

>>2114106
Forgot pic

Leth !Leth/HQgHY
05/24/12(Thu)00:26
No.2114123

Leth !Leth/HQgHY No.2114123 05/24/12(Thu)00:26 No.2114123

>>2113983
I don't really understand vore, but why wouldn't you talk about how the prison the character in it would get even smaller after the belch?

As far as I can gather, the main point is to be confined in there, so gas escaping would only make it... uhh, 'better', I guess.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:26
No.2114127

Anonymous No.2114127 05/24/12(Thu)00:26 No.2114127

File: 1337833584968.png-(500 KB, 918x699, PP135.png)

>>The actual show one or the fandom one?
If its the second, fuck you brony scum.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:26
No.2114128

Anonymous No.2114128 05/24/12(Thu)00:26 No.2114128

File: 1337833587238.png-(1.12 MB, 2796x4766, MLPGHTJ.png)

>>2113941
Capped!

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:26
No.2114129

Anonymous No.2114129 05/24/12(Thu)00:26 No.2114129

File: 1337833593290.gif-(831 KB, 271x169, theyllnevertakemealive.gif)

>>2113906
>>2114028
>mfw my waifu and all ponies have enormous genitals

Glitter Glue
05/24/12(Thu)00:26
No.2114130

Glitter Glue No.2114130 05/24/12(Thu)00:26 No.2114130

>>2114101
She's not a whore.
The request specifically said non-sexual adventure.

Just because she's in a canopied bed doesn't mean she's a whore
it just means she's in the guest room

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:26
No.2114134

Anonymous No.2114134 05/24/12(Thu)00:26 No.2114134

>>2114058
I don't have a waifu, but if Fluttershy look like that kind of mule while still being Fluttershy, then I would still like her.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:26
No.2114135

Anonymous No.2114135 05/24/12(Thu)00:26 No.2114135

File: 1337833613028.jpg-(1.78 MB, 2463x1631, 1323656786464.jpg)

>tfw dont know what draw

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:26
No.2114136

Anonymous No.2114136 05/24/12(Thu)00:26 No.2114136

>>2114080
Well I'd just have to dive in face first to show my appreciation.

>>2114028
Just imagine what they look like when they wink.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:27
No.2114143

Anonymous No.2114143 05/24/12(Thu)00:27 No.2114143

>>2114106
Define Pinkamena
If it's depressed Pinkie that's so worried that she will be abandoned by her friends and that no one ever liked the one thing she was good at, parties, then no

Any other interpretation?
Not me

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:27
No.2114144

Anonymous No.2114144 05/24/12(Thu)00:27 No.2114144

>>2114110
Well, I prefer vaginas, but if you like cocks, I don't see why not.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:27
No.2114147

Anonymous No.2114147 05/24/12(Thu)00:27 No.2114147

>>2114135
Draw Pony sitting with hoof under chin, thinking

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:27
No.2114149

Anonymous No.2114149 05/24/12(Thu)00:27 No.2114149

File: 1337833650384.png-(267 KB, 500x500, vinyl-tranceblood.png)

I uh, kinda got carried away drawing Vinyl.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:27
No.2114150

Anonymous No.2114150 05/24/12(Thu)00:27 No.2114150

>>2114116
You should probably go
all the attention you attract is very negative

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:27
No.2114152

Anonymous No.2114152 05/24/12(Thu)00:27 No.2114152

>>2114135
doesnt matter, as long as its interesting,.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:27
No.2114153

Anonymous No.2114153 05/24/12(Thu)00:27 No.2114153

>>2114130
...Who's guest room?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:27
No.2114154

Anonymous No.2114154 05/24/12(Thu)00:27 No.2114154

>>2114123
You're not fooling anyone.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:27
No.2114156

Anonymous No.2114156 05/24/12(Thu)00:27 No.2114156

File: 1337833667488.jpg-(131 KB, 864x922, 1337568179105.jpg)

>>2114135

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:27
No.2114157

Anonymous No.2114157 05/24/12(Thu)00:27 No.2114157

>>2114136
I'm reminded of Glitter Glue's account of what it's like to work in a field full of mares in heat. "Noisy".

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:28
No.2114162

Anonymous No.2114162 05/24/12(Thu)00:28 No.2114162

>>2114127
Woops, meant to quote you
>>2114106

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:28
No.2114165

Anonymous No.2114165 05/24/12(Thu)00:28 No.2114165

>>2114135
lyra tapdancing

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:28
No.2114167

Anonymous No.2114167 05/24/12(Thu)00:28 No.2114167

>>2114135
Twilight trying to figure out how to use an iPhone
>>2114143
Pinkamena is pinkie's actual full first name, bro.
DYEWTS?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:28
No.2114176

Anonymous No.2114176 05/24/12(Thu)00:28 No.2114176

>>2114058

>Mule Rarity insists she be referred to as a "baudet" and not a "Mule" or "The J-Word."

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:28
No.2114177

Anonymous No.2114177 05/24/12(Thu)00:28 No.2114177

>>2114110
>the mares have to keep their tail raised all the time because their lips are too sensitive
>the males all walk bowlegged, with the exception of Big Mac who has to walk on his forehooves

This is my new favorite Equestria.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:28
No.2114181

Anonymous No.2114181 05/24/12(Thu)00:28 No.2114181

>>2114157
>groups of mares begin to synchronize estrus
>one day as you walk through the town square you can barely hear anything over the din of wet squelching noises

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:29
No.2114184

Anonymous No.2114184 05/24/12(Thu)00:29 No.2114184

File: 1337833745222.jpg-(119 KB, 1280x1280, 62729.jpg)

>>2113983

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:29
No.2114190

Anonymous No.2114190 05/24/12(Thu)00:29 No.2114190

>>2114136
Oh, christ. They probably wink so powerfully you can actually hear it.

[♫♫♫ VINYL SCRATCH ALLIANCE ♫♫♫] ( ´･ω･)
05/24/12(Thu)00:29
No.2114198

[♫♫♫ VINYL SCRATCH ALLIANCE ♫♫♫] ( ´･ω･) No.2114198 05/24/12(Thu)00:29 No.2114198

>>2114156
I just realized this is based off of Drive

>>2114116
ahahhahaha faggot

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:30
No.2114208

Anonymous No.2114208 05/24/12(Thu)00:30 No.2114208

File: 1337833831056.png-(205 KB, 435x435, spike king.png)

>>2114198
>based off of Drive
ME TOO NOW

DFG
05/24/12(Thu)00:30
No.2114209

DFG No.2114209 05/24/12(Thu)00:30 No.2114209

File: 1337833834153.gif-(10 KB, 782x543, 1293794341034.gif)

>Morale: Moderate
WELP.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:30
No.2114211

Anonymous No.2114211 05/24/12(Thu)00:30 No.2114211

>>2114181
The smell would make you dizzy with arousal

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:31
No.2114219

Anonymous No.2114219 05/24/12(Thu)00:31 No.2114219

>>2114123
Leth did you forget to update your antivirus subscription?

Vore is many things to many people, but you got that part right.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:31
No.2114220

Anonymous No.2114220 05/24/12(Thu)00:31 No.2114220

>>2114153
I couldn't tell you, I've never met the guy. I'm not even sure that's his real name

Glitter Glue
05/24/12(Thu)00:31
No.2114225

Glitter Glue No.2114225 05/24/12(Thu)00:31 No.2114225

File: 1337833912325.png-(11 KB, 800x600, rarity2.png)

>>2114153
>...Who's guest room?
Just some dungeonmaster
No one important

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:32
No.2114234

Anonymous No.2114234 05/24/12(Thu)00:32 No.2114234

>>2114225
Is he evil or something?
Cause if he's evil Rarity should try to escape

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:33
No.2114239

Anonymous No.2114239 05/24/12(Thu)00:33 No.2114239

>>2114190
If you time it just right you could probably fit a basket ball up there while they wink. If you time it perfectly they might accidentally grab the ball and pull it back in. Most of them would be furious at you for that, but Pinkie and Dash would just challenge you to a game of basket ball.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:33
No.2114240

Anonymous No.2114240 05/24/12(Thu)00:33 No.2114240

File: 1337833986248.gif-(391 KB, 300x200, Letsplayhidetheglowsticks.gif)

>>2114225
AWWW SHEEIIIT

Use magic to get keys

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:33
No.2114242

Anonymous No.2114242 05/24/12(Thu)00:33 No.2114242

>>2114209
>>2113976
>>2113975
>>2113941
>Moderate
I cannot wait to see when the Morale hits low.

>>2114135
>>2114156
You two, look into this for ideas:
http://tinyurl[.]com/7j8yge3

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:33
No.2114245

Anonymous No.2114245 05/24/12(Thu)00:33 No.2114245

>>2114225
She looks adorable

Glitter Glue
05/24/12(Thu)00:33
No.2114247

Glitter Glue No.2114247 05/24/12(Thu)00:33 No.2114247

>>2114190
>Oh, christ. They probably wink so powerfully you can actually hear it.
You already can, trust me.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:33
No.2114252

Anonymous No.2114252 05/24/12(Thu)00:33 No.2114252

>>2114225
This looks like a job for Spike. Surely he can rescue his "fair maiden" from the clutches of whomever has locked her up.
Or she could just magic the keys over and unlock the door.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:33
No.2114253

Anonymous No.2114253 05/24/12(Thu)00:33 No.2114253

>>2114225

Lockpick the door with one of our hairpins.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:33
No.2114254

Anonymous No.2114254 05/24/12(Thu)00:33 No.2114254

>>2114225
We should grab those keys with our glowy horn.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:34
No.2114256

Anonymous No.2114256 05/24/12(Thu)00:34 No.2114256

fuuuuuuuccck
i love this show and fandom so much

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:34
No.2114258

Anonymous No.2114258 05/24/12(Thu)00:34 No.2114258

>>2114239
A basketball, eh?
.....
Could....
Could I fit my head up there? Or would her winking break my neck?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:34
No.2114266

Anonymous No.2114266 05/24/12(Thu)00:34 No.2114266

>>2114176

Y'know, I can see Mule Rarity having even less of a chance of breaking into high society in Canterlot than she does now.

>she tries desperately to hide her species and upbringing from the cream of Canterlot's crop, but is still whispered about as "that poseur who wants to be a pony."

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:34
No.2114267

Anonymous No.2114267 05/24/12(Thu)00:34 No.2114267

>>2114256
>love the fandom
Bro...what exactly do you know about the fandom?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:35
No.2114270

Anonymous No.2114270 05/24/12(Thu)00:35 No.2114270

>>2114211
>you run to Zecora hut hoping to get away from them
>she pins you to the wall with her rear the moment you step inside

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:35
No.2114272

Anonymous No.2114272 05/24/12(Thu)00:35 No.2114272

>>2114039
>>2114063
>>2114099
>>2114123
Welp, this was a better response than I expected. I seem to only feel the desire to write when I've been drinking though. Is my liver worth the boners of MLPG?
>>2114123
Also to answer your question, I could have gone down that path but vore is complicated. Not everybody likes an implied demise in vore and if I mentioned the whole burp gas thing I felt it would've implied suffocation so I left it somewhat ambiguous. I hope that maybe cleared things up a bit?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:35
No.2114273

Anonymous No.2114273 05/24/12(Thu)00:35 No.2114273

>>2114258
MLPG, folks. Give 'em a hand.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:35
No.2114274

Anonymous No.2114274 05/24/12(Thu)00:35 No.2114274

>>2114239
>you will never get dunked by pinkie, sitting calmly on the rim of the hoop as her fat cunt blorts out the ball

[♫♫♫ VINYL SCRATCH ALLIANCE ♫♫♫] ( ´･ω･)
05/24/12(Thu)00:35
No.2114280

[♫♫♫ VINYL SCRATCH ALLIANCE ♫♫♫] ( ´･ω･) No.2114280 05/24/12(Thu)00:35 No.2114280

File: 1337834152935.jpg-(78 KB, 450x450, 19.jpg)

>>2114208
man, I hate how there's so many Adventure Time version of great and try-hard entry-level hipstercore albums, and none for ponies

that shit went crazy back in 2010
I was kinda hoping the same would pick up with MLP
I only saw Songs About Fucking and Deathconciousness that had pones

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:36
No.2114283

Anonymous No.2114283 05/24/12(Thu)00:36 No.2114283

Anyone want to listen to some music and try to forget about you goddamn well know what?

http://www.mumuplayer.com/heylissen

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:36
No.2114285

Anonymous No.2114285 05/24/12(Thu)00:36 No.2114285

File: 1337834175080.jpg-(1.75 MB, 5000x5000, Nice Cat.jpg)

>>2114247
Fascinating...

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:36
No.2114286

Anonymous No.2114286 05/24/12(Thu)00:36 No.2114286

>>2114272
>Only sacrificing the liver
casual

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:36
No.2114290

Anonymous No.2114290 05/24/12(Thu)00:36 No.2114290

File: 1337834197192.jpg-(138 KB, 900x900, coltttt_by_rustydooks-d484snn.jpg)

>>2114280
Brool story, co.

Scherzo !4LamsTHETA
05/24/12(Thu)00:36
No.2114293

Scherzo !4LamsTHETA No.2114293 05/24/12(Thu)00:36 No.2114293

File: 1337834209310.png-(70 KB, 500x500, vinylbleed.png)

>>2114149
Why is Vinyl always having nosebleeds.

I mean seriously. I think it was swaetshrit and CrookedTrees who started that shit, wasn't it?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:36
No.2114294

Anonymous No.2114294 05/24/12(Thu)00:36 No.2114294

File: 1337834215893.png-(433 KB, 1028x2854, king rip.png)

>>2114280
Shit sucks yo
I think I might ahve a few
hold up

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:37
No.2114296

Anonymous No.2114296 05/24/12(Thu)00:37 No.2114296

File: 1337834221970.png-(110 KB, 745x645, BxEHh.png)

Dooks if you're here.

Colour this.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:37
No.2114301

Anonymous No.2114301 05/24/12(Thu)00:37 No.2114301

>>2114293
Swawewtasjity yes.

Glitter Glue
05/24/12(Thu)00:37
No.2114302

Glitter Glue No.2114302 05/24/12(Thu)00:37 No.2114302

File: 1337834238745.png-(12 KB, 800x600, rarity3.png)

>>2114240
>>2114234
>>2114254
>>2114253
>>2114252
nobody reads this quest I guess

ButtercupSaiyan !dM76nFuLek!!LVZRNqlO6QI
05/24/12(Thu)00:37
No.2114303

ButtercupSaiyan !dM76nFuLek!!LVZRNqlO6QI No.2114303 05/24/12(Thu)00:37 No.2114303

File: 1337834242821.png-(995 KB, 945x914, 1334986119333.png)

I did something which may be of interest to you. And that I should have finished earlier.

http://artwithoutprediction.tumblr.com/post/23656602482

I also dug around, but I couldn't find any translated sound effects, so... I also was not good at editing the My Little Book ones in anyway.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:37
No.2114305

Anonymous No.2114305 05/24/12(Thu)00:37 No.2114305

>>2114270
MY PUSSY IS SWOLLEN JUST FOR YOU!
IF YOU'RE A MAN, YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO!

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:37
No.2114309

Anonymous No.2114309 05/24/12(Thu)00:37 No.2114309

File: 1337834251263.png-(764 KB, 1000x1000, flutter shy.png)

>>2114280
boopaloop

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:37
No.2114311

Anonymous No.2114311 05/24/12(Thu)00:37 No.2114311

>>2114293
Blood is sexy, and Vinyl and sexy things go well together

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:37
No.2114315

Anonymous No.2114315 05/24/12(Thu)00:37 No.2114315

File: 1337834273831.png-(51 KB, 189x193, RD5646655454.png)

>>2114280
Marceline has a hot voice.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:37
No.2114316

Anonymous No.2114316 05/24/12(Thu)00:37 No.2114316

File: 1337834278989.jpg-(108 KB, 1009x1280, 1333927654589.jpg)

>>2114293
Probably, but the picture is still UNF anyways.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:37
No.2114317

Anonymous No.2114317 05/24/12(Thu)00:37 No.2114317

>>2114258
So long as you had some muscle on your neck and knew what to expect by sticking your arm in there first you could probably fit your head in there. That's all you could fit though, ponies are not clown cars. Pinkie Pie is the exception to this rule. If you would agree to go all the way in she could use you to prank the staff at the local hospital.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:38
No.2114319

Anonymous No.2114319 05/24/12(Thu)00:38 No.2114319

File: 1337834283766.png-(143 KB, 607x574, 1336176195754.png)

>>2114302
fuck

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:38
No.2114323

Anonymous No.2114323 05/24/12(Thu)00:38 No.2114323

>>2114302
Open the left door.
Also can you post that Rarity in a empty room?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:38
No.2114326

Anonymous No.2114326 05/24/12(Thu)00:38 No.2114326

>>2114274
>she will never fire the ball from her cooter like a canon, making a three point shot and saving Equestria from the invading aliens

[♫♫♫ VINYL SCRATCH ALLIANCE ♫♫♫] ( ´･ω･)
05/24/12(Thu)00:38
No.2114327

[♫♫♫ VINYL SCRATCH ALLIANCE ♫♫♫] ( ´･ω･) No.2114327 05/24/12(Thu)00:38 No.2114327

>>2114290
I'm thinking that's Danny Brown - XXX
but something tells me it's suppose to be something else

>>2114294
sweet, thanks man

>>2114309
I'm drawing a blank
what album is this referencing?

Scherzo !4LamsTHETA
05/24/12(Thu)00:38
No.2114328

Scherzo !4LamsTHETA No.2114328 05/24/12(Thu)00:38 No.2114328

>>2114302
>Finesse: Invite Rarity to tea and discuss the importance of gems in blacksmithing.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:38
No.2114329

Anonymous No.2114329 05/24/12(Thu)00:38 No.2114329

File: 1337834333646.jpg-(83 KB, 500x494, tumblr_lkyjwz5jrd1qiylbk.jpg)

>>2114309
Do we have a ITAOTS parody?
Please tell me that we do.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:38
No.2114330

Anonymous No.2114330 05/24/12(Thu)00:38 No.2114330

>>2114293

>Scratch lives on cheap takeaway, cheap liquor and a cocktail of uppers and club-drugs

>her average sleep cycle has her awake for three or four days at a time

>randomly gets severe nosebleeds, between sleeping for days to make up for the losses.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:39
No.2114332

Anonymous No.2114332 05/24/12(Thu)00:39 No.2114332

>>2114302
...Wait, you responded to "who is room." So we're inside something.
Oh god.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:39
No.2114336

Anonymous No.2114336 05/24/12(Thu)00:39 No.2114336

File: 1337834380501.gif-(80 KB, 800x600, 1313321115841.gif)

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:39
No.2114338

Anonymous No.2114338 05/24/12(Thu)00:39 No.2114338

File: 1337834385454.jpg-(12 KB, 400x400, my ross when.jpg)

>>2114327
It's Ross Ross Ross by SebastiAn

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:39
No.2114341

Anonymous No.2114341 05/24/12(Thu)00:39 No.2114341

>>2114293
You start getting nosebleeds when you snort a lot of coke and meth.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:40
No.2114345

Anonymous No.2114345 05/24/12(Thu)00:40 No.2114345

>>2114302
TRY TO INDUCE THE ROOM TO VOMIT

[♫♫♫ VINYL SCRATCH ALLIANCE ♫♫♫] ( ´･ω･)
05/24/12(Thu)00:40
No.2114350

[♫♫♫ VINYL SCRATCH ALLIANCE ♫♫♫] ( ´･ω･) No.2114350 05/24/12(Thu)00:40 No.2114350

File: 1337834411046.png-(2.52 MB, 1420x1224, 1333580504319.png)

>>2114329
tons

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:40
No.2114352

Anonymous No.2114352 05/24/12(Thu)00:40 No.2114352

>>2114305
>she somehow unbuttons and unzips your pants with her swollen lips
>you aren't really in to ponies, but can't help but be impressed

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:40
No.2114355

Anonymous No.2114355 05/24/12(Thu)00:40 No.2114355

>>2114317
Oh jesus, I can just picture it.
I go in, feet first, only exposing my face from her flabby, engorged lips. She goes to the doctor complaining of a strange growth.
She turns around, and there's my face sticking out. I'm smoking a cigar and say "HELLOOOOOOO NURSE!"

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:40
No.2114358

Anonymous No.2114358 05/24/12(Thu)00:40 No.2114358

>>2114272
Yes.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:40
No.2114359

Anonymous No.2114359 05/24/12(Thu)00:40 No.2114359

>>2114266

>Mules are the Jews of Ponyworld.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:41
No.2114363

Anonymous No.2114363 05/24/12(Thu)00:41 No.2114363

Sincerely ours: Mans' ever conditioned rational yearning.

RustyDooks
05/24/12(Thu)00:41
No.2114364

RustyDooks No.2114364 05/24/12(Thu)00:41 No.2114364

>>2114290
aaaaa oh god, looking at that now it feels weird.

>>2114296
Sure, do you have any color reference for Sleepyhead?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:41
No.2114365

Anonymous No.2114365 05/24/12(Thu)00:41 No.2114365

>>2114303
>first two lines
>So this is a real candy vag!
>Your pussy is to sexy I can't control myself

AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:41
No.2114366

Anonymous No.2114366 05/24/12(Thu)00:41 No.2114366

File: 1337834467826.jpg-(277 KB, 1000x978, In-the-Pony-Over-the-Sea.jpg)

>>2114329
I made a shitty one a while back.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:41
No.2114373

Anonymous No.2114373 05/24/12(Thu)00:41 No.2114373

File: 1337834503716.png-(220 KB, 680x766, 1336167775704.png)

>>2114364

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:42
No.2114377

Anonymous No.2114377 05/24/12(Thu)00:42 No.2114377

File: 1337834522156.jpg-(341 KB, 1300x605, 1336531157453.jpg)

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:42
No.2114378

Anonymous No.2114378 05/24/12(Thu)00:42 No.2114378

File: 1337834523234.png-(593 KB, 1200x1600, 1328681461974.png)

>>2114366
clearly, this is a vast improvement.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:42
No.2114380

Anonymous No.2114380 05/24/12(Thu)00:42 No.2114380

>>2114352
>Aren't really into ponies
WELL I AM NOW!

[♫♫♫ VINYL SCRATCH ALLIANCE ♫♫♫] ( ´･ω･)
05/24/12(Thu)00:42
No.2114384

[♫♫♫ VINYL SCRATCH ALLIANCE ♫♫♫] ( ´･ω･) No.2114384 05/24/12(Thu)00:42 No.2114384

>>2114338
that's right
I remember being the only dick who didn't really care for this album a few years back because >EPs
seriously, when did so much hype go into an EP?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:42
No.2114386

Anonymous No.2114386 05/24/12(Thu)00:42 No.2114386

File: 1337834561197.png-(113 KB, 675x683, 132029778602-MLPOC-Sleepyhead.png)

>>2114364

Glitter Glue
05/24/12(Thu)00:44
No.2114398

Glitter Glue No.2114398 05/24/12(Thu)00:44 No.2114398

File: 1337834651507.gif-(9 KB, 800x600, 1354.gif)

>>2114323
>Open the left door.
this is not a quest

I mean it is but
not the way you're thinking.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:44
No.2114400

Anonymous No.2114400 05/24/12(Thu)00:44 No.2114400

>>2114355
>Pinkie goes to show off her pregnancy to Fluttershy
>While she talks you pop the water balloon she gave you before the prank started
>Fluttershy prepares to deliver the baby and nearly has a heart attack when you crawl out like Ace Ventura crawling out of a rhino

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:44
No.2114404

Anonymous No.2114404 05/24/12(Thu)00:44 No.2114404

>>2114398
gaaaaaaaay

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:44
No.2114410

Anonymous No.2114410 05/24/12(Thu)00:44 No.2114410

>>2114330

>her flatmate is a classical cellist
>she acts like she can't stand her loud music and like the three-day stretches when she actually does sleep are a welcome reprieve
>but secretly, she's very, very worried about Scratch and what all this is doing to her health.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:44
No.2114411

Anonymous No.2114411 05/24/12(Thu)00:44 No.2114411

>>2114267

ok let me take that back, i had a little much to drink.
the fandom is shit, but it does has its moments and at the very least its entertaining witnessing the more fucked up parts of this fandom.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:45
No.2114415

Anonymous No.2114415 05/24/12(Thu)00:45 No.2114415

>>2114398
Well can you post that Rarity on a white canvas?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:45
No.2114421

Anonymous No.2114421 05/24/12(Thu)00:45 No.2114421

>>2114415
Seconding this
She's adorble
I want it

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:46
No.2114426

Anonymous No.2114426 05/24/12(Thu)00:46 No.2114426

>>2114400
And you're completely naked and drenched with Pinkie's fluids. Tell Fluttershy, "Well, what are you waiting for? Clean me up!"
She'd probably run away screaming.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:46
No.2114431

Anonymous No.2114431 05/24/12(Thu)00:46 No.2114431

http://www.mumuplayer.com/heylissen

Let's listen to some music

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:46
No.2114435

Anonymous No.2114435 05/24/12(Thu)00:46 No.2114435

File: 1337834809409.jpg-(72 KB, 640x480, frystare.jpg)

>>2114363
I see what you fucking did there.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:47
No.2114439

Anonymous No.2114439 05/24/12(Thu)00:47 No.2114439

>>2114426
The entire time she's running her own fat puss is squelching and winking

Glitter Glue
05/24/12(Thu)00:47
No.2114443

Glitter Glue No.2114443 05/24/12(Thu)00:47 No.2114443

File: 1337834839101.png-(3 KB, 208x219, rarityplain.png)

>>2114415

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:47
No.2114450

Anonymous No.2114450 05/24/12(Thu)00:47 No.2114450

>>2114410
Why does Scratch have to be a junkie? I can't waifu a fast-living drug addict.
Not that I would waifu a one-shot background character, anyway.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:48
No.2114452

Anonymous No.2114452 05/24/12(Thu)00:48 No.2114452

>>2114411
Like that documentary?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:48
No.2114457

Anonymous No.2114457 05/24/12(Thu)00:48 No.2114457

>>2114443
Thank you.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:48
No.2114458

Anonymous No.2114458 05/24/12(Thu)00:48 No.2114458

>All sorts of wacky fetish stuff
>For once nothing is really doing it for me

I'm... Honestly a little surprised at myself.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:48
No.2114462

Anonymous No.2114462 05/24/12(Thu)00:48 No.2114462

File: 1337834916418.png-(107 KB, 675x683, MLPOC-Sleepyhead.png)

>>2114364
I think I've got a picture just for color purposes
or at least, I think so, found it a week ago in my folder

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:48
No.2114464

Anonymous No.2114464 05/24/12(Thu)00:48 No.2114464

>>2114450
Because she's a DJ, and that's what they do.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:48
No.2114466

Anonymous No.2114466 05/24/12(Thu)00:48 No.2114466

>>2114450
why not just supply her with booze and dope for hot dirty horse sex?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:49
No.2114475

Anonymous No.2114475 05/24/12(Thu)00:49 No.2114475

>>2114380
>she presses her rear against your crotch and winks; her puffy lips pulling in your testicles as well as your dick
>without a second's pause she slams you against the wall again and again as she rides you
>later, bruised but content, you walk out of the forest while sipping a health restoring tonic
>Fluttershy sees the state your are in and invites you inside for some rest
>you don't realize the horrible mistake you have just made until you hear the lock click behind you

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:49
No.2114478

Anonymous No.2114478 05/24/12(Thu)00:49 No.2114478

So, I heard there is an extension that you could 4chan x in the MLPG Archive. Is this true?

Scherzo !4LamsTHETA
05/24/12(Thu)00:50
No.2114479

Scherzo !4LamsTHETA No.2114479 05/24/12(Thu)00:50 No.2114479

File: 1337835002773.png-(86 KB, 600x400, Vinyldruggie.png)

>>2114450
Why not? You'd be the one who'd get her out of the hole she's dug for herself, and be there with her through the thick and thin of rehab and withdrawal symptoms.

That or you have wild crazy drug-fueled public sex in clubs, popping E like it's candy.

RustyDooks
05/24/12(Thu)00:50
No.2114481

RustyDooks No.2114481 05/24/12(Thu)00:50 No.2114481

>>2114462
>>2114386
>>2114373
Thanks a lot, be right back!

If I don't post it today, I'll post it tomorrow, since I'll be probably studying or shit in 30 minutes.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:50
No.2114483

Anonymous No.2114483 05/24/12(Thu)00:50 No.2114483

>>2114458
Have you tried CP?

Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM
05/24/12(Thu)00:50
No.2114485

Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM No.2114485 05/24/12(Thu)00:50 No.2114485

File: 1337835020963.png-(173 KB, 425x466, 1337610188210.png)

>>2114303
Nice work with the translation.
Glad it's not as wordy as some hentai manga tends to be.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:50
No.2114488

Anonymous No.2114488 05/24/12(Thu)00:50 No.2114488

File: 1337835031414.gif-(272 KB, 1150x700, Pile.gif)

>>2114439
Ahahaha!
And cuddle parties would take on a whole new dimension. Imagine snuggling up with six warm ponies and their massive, squishy vaginas. You could even use one as a pillow. They'd softly wink away through the night. You'd wake up and it would almost be tough to breath in that room.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:50
No.2114489

Anonymous No.2114489 05/24/12(Thu)00:50 No.2114489

>>2114478
indeed.

http://files.sooaweso.me/archivechan.user.js

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:50
No.2114494

Anonymous No.2114494 05/24/12(Thu)00:50 No.2114494

>>2114478
http://files.sooaweso.me/archivechan.user.js

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:51
No.2114496

Anonymous No.2114496 05/24/12(Thu)00:51 No.2114496

>>2114400
>Twilight gets up early for Winter Wrap-up
>Spike just wants to sleep in, he misses his nice warm bed
>he sleepily crawls into her drooling cunt, her reflexive winking quickly sucking him in

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:51
No.2114498

Anonymous No.2114498 05/24/12(Thu)00:51 No.2114498

>>2114439
Will Pinkie Pie make a game of shooting you at unsuspecting mares after they go into heat?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:51
No.2114501

Anonymous No.2114501 05/24/12(Thu)00:51 No.2114501

>>2114488
>softly wink away through the night
What the fuck has this thread become

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:51
No.2114503

Anonymous No.2114503 05/24/12(Thu)00:51 No.2114503

>>2114462
>>2114386
>>2114373
>>2114319
>>2114296

Am I the only one who thinks Sleepyhead would sound like Chuckie from Rugrats?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:51
No.2114506

Anonymous No.2114506 05/24/12(Thu)00:51 No.2114506

>>2114483
Very funny.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:51
No.2114507

Anonymous No.2114507 05/24/12(Thu)00:51 No.2114507

File: 1337835101882.gif-(1.32 MB, 393x396, 1330829287992.gif)

Tell me mlpg.

After the inevitable 2 parter opening episodes... what kind of episode do you want for ep 3?

Specific mane pony focus?
Something about all 6 of them?
Something about a side character?
CMC episode?

If the current formula continues then S3 episode 3 will likely have to be an establishing episode. Ticket Master established the gala. Lesson Zero established the new letter format. What kind of new trend could the next episode 3 set?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:52
No.2114512

Anonymous No.2114512 05/24/12(Thu)00:52 No.2114512

File: 1337835132731.png-(200 KB, 876x836, 1333141926956.png)

>>2114489
>>2114494
Thanks you two. Here a random pony image for you two!

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:52
No.2114513

Anonymous No.2114513 05/24/12(Thu)00:52 No.2114513

>>2114503
I think she'd sound like the girl from that one Apple Switch add

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:52
No.2114515

Anonymous No.2114515 05/24/12(Thu)00:52 No.2114515

>>2114479
Well.... Maybe..... Magic can... Keep us healthy.... Or something...

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:52
No.2114516

Anonymous No.2114516 05/24/12(Thu)00:52 No.2114516

>>2114507
Something with ponies

[♫♫♫ VINYL SCRATCH ALLIANCE ♫♫♫] ( ´･ω･)
05/24/12(Thu)00:52
No.2114518

[♫♫♫ VINYL SCRATCH ALLIANCE ♫♫♫] ( ´･ω･) No.2114518 05/24/12(Thu)00:52 No.2114518

>>2114303
OH FUCK YES

Glitter Glue
05/24/12(Thu)00:52
No.2114521

Glitter Glue No.2114521 05/24/12(Thu)00:52 No.2114521

File: 1337835169319.png-(161 KB, 648x354, game on.png)

>>2114458
Probably because much like farts and scat it's basically gross-out porn
Lots of fetishes will just appear "weird" if you're not into them
But this is one of those where you're either into it or it's disgusting

made even worse with the disconnect from reality you get when people talk about incidentally swallowing basketballs with an orifice

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:52
No.2114525

Anonymous No.2114525 05/24/12(Thu)00:52 No.2114525

>>2114498
>Launched out of pinkie's cunt like a cannon ball
>Dive into some other unsuspecting mare's cunt
>She doesn't notice

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:53
No.2114526

Anonymous No.2114526 05/24/12(Thu)00:53 No.2114526

>>2114507
I just want a world tour or a day in the life of the princesses.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:53
No.2114530

Anonymous No.2114530 05/24/12(Thu)00:53 No.2114530

>>2114496
>she takes him with her every time she goes out for drinks at the local bar
>many a stallion hoping for some drunken poon have found themselves suddenly teleported to Celestia

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:53
No.2114535

Anonymous No.2114535 05/24/12(Thu)00:53 No.2114535

File: 1337835212236.gif-(1.22 MB, 351x368, 1336337041002.gif)

>>2114485

NANAKI

DID YOU EVER DRAW THAT BONBON

AT ALL

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:53
No.2114536

Anonymous No.2114536 05/24/12(Thu)00:53 No.2114536

>>2114507
>implied twidash
to fuel my addiction

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:53
No.2114537

Anonymous No.2114537 05/24/12(Thu)00:53 No.2114537

>>2114475
Well, it looks like we're getting lucky twice today.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:54
No.2114545

Anonymous No.2114545 05/24/12(Thu)00:54 No.2114545

>>2114525
>you completely ruin the mood later that night
>she and her husband are very mad at you because this was their tenth aniversery

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:54
No.2114547

Anonymous No.2114547 05/24/12(Thu)00:54 No.2114547

File: 1337835262301.png-(76 KB, 436x339, sleepyfinsterrrr.png)

>>2114503
You're not the only one

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:54
No.2114550

Anonymous No.2114550 05/24/12(Thu)00:54 No.2114550

File: 1337835269386.png-(1.22 MB, 1280x794, 1337654188267.png)

>>2114521
>censored
Why?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:54
No.2114552

Anonymous No.2114552 05/24/12(Thu)00:54 No.2114552

>>2114521
gg draw fat ponka pone plkz

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:54
No.2114556

Anonymous No.2114556 05/24/12(Thu)00:54 No.2114556

>>2114530
>she forces them to sober up in her 'drunk tank'
>they wake up the next day, soaked head to toe in slick juices feeling strangely rejuvinated and also drained

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:55
No.2114564

Anonymous No.2114564 05/24/12(Thu)00:55 No.2114564

>>2114458
I'm doing my best to keep this weird by talking about basketballs and you being shot out of pony vagina's like a dart.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:55
No.2114566

Anonymous No.2114566 05/24/12(Thu)00:55 No.2114566

File: 1337835325347.png-(201 KB, 1325x1311, Rainbow Dash Vore fic.png)

>>2114063
Took your advice
Here's a cap of my RD vore shenanigans for whomever wants it.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:55
No.2114569

Anonymous No.2114569 05/24/12(Thu)00:55 No.2114569

>>2114521
There's nothing gross about giant, sucking, vaginal lips.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:55
No.2114571

Anonymous No.2114571 05/24/12(Thu)00:55 No.2114571

File: 1337835353057.png-(83 KB, 500x500, vinyl-idunno.png)

>>2114293
I dunno, I just thought it looked cool at the time.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:55
No.2114573

Anonymous No.2114573 05/24/12(Thu)00:55 No.2114573

>>2114545
>launched into a different mare the next day
>this time decide to roll with it and deepthroat the massive ponycock as it pounds into your temporary home

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:56
No.2114577

Anonymous No.2114577 05/24/12(Thu)00:56 No.2114577

>>2114566
Neat, saved it.

Glitter Glue
05/24/12(Thu)00:56
No.2114579

Glitter Glue No.2114579 05/24/12(Thu)00:56 No.2114579

>>2114569
wrong

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:56
No.2114580

Anonymous No.2114580 05/24/12(Thu)00:56 No.2114580

>>2114550
>Fluttershy winning poker

Hahahaha, how is this even possible?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:56
No.2114586

Anonymous No.2114586 05/24/12(Thu)00:56 No.2114586

>>2114569
If you say so...

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:56
No.2114589

Anonymous No.2114589 05/24/12(Thu)00:56 No.2114589

>>2114556
Interesting...

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:56
No.2114591

Anonymous No.2114591 05/24/12(Thu)00:56 No.2114591

>>2114580
panka is tipping her hand to FS.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:56
No.2114592

Anonymous No.2114592 05/24/12(Thu)00:56 No.2114592

>>2114479
>>2114515

>tell yourself you and Scratch are going home after this drink
>wake up three days later
>in someone's flat
>wearing some pony else's saddle
>Scratch is passed out next to you
>you started in Canterlot
>woke up in Winnipegasus

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:56
No.2114593

Anonymous No.2114593 05/24/12(Thu)00:56 No.2114593

>>2114580
Pinkie's helping her cheat, it looks like

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:57
No.2114603

Anonymous No.2114603 05/24/12(Thu)00:57 No.2114603

>>2114550
They look so horrible

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:57
No.2114607

Anonymous No.2114607 05/24/12(Thu)00:57 No.2114607

>>2114592

>that feel when I post and realize "Whinnypeg" would have worked better.

Dammit...

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:57
No.2114610

Anonymous No.2114610 05/24/12(Thu)00:57 No.2114610

>>2114569
Incorrect

I'm still having fun with it. It's doing absolutely nothing to my boner, though

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:58
No.2114612

Anonymous No.2114612 05/24/12(Thu)00:58 No.2114612

My tooth hurts ;_;

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:58
No.2114613

Anonymous No.2114613 05/24/12(Thu)00:58 No.2114613

File: 1337835491091.png-(772 KB, 900x1296, hush_now__quiet_now____by_mick(...).png)

>>2114580
Yeah, I don't know. She has a terrible pokerface.
If anything, I'd guess Rarity would win.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:58
No.2114618

Anonymous No.2114618 05/24/12(Thu)00:58 No.2114618

>>2114547
Oh you.
...I'm curious who Inky would end up as.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:58
No.2114619

Anonymous No.2114619 05/24/12(Thu)00:58 No.2114619

File: 1337835505177.jpg-(1.48 MB, 1920x1080, Poker Night.jpg)

>>2114550
That's shit
Now this is a poker night

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:58
No.2114622

Anonymous No.2114622 05/24/12(Thu)00:58 No.2114622

>>2114579
They'd be fun to play with. It's not something that disgusts me, like shit and farts and stuff. I don't think it's that gross.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:58
No.2114624

Anonymous No.2114624 05/24/12(Thu)00:58 No.2114624

>>2114521
As one of the ones participating in all this nonsense, it's half fetish and half fun. It oscillates nicely between boners and laughs, which is why I keep it up. If it stopped being silly or fetishy I'd probably give it up.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:59
No.2114630

Anonymous No.2114630 05/24/12(Thu)00:59 No.2114630

>>2114566
Much obliged

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)00:59
No.2114634

Anonymous No.2114634 05/24/12(Thu)00:59 No.2114634

>>2114607
>Whinnypeg
Heh, that's actually clever

Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM
05/24/12(Thu)00:59
No.2114637

Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM No.2114637 05/24/12(Thu)00:59 No.2114637

File: 1337835558096.png-(1.38 MB, 1280x720, Twilight_dramatic_gasp_S2E20.png)

>>2114535
GODDAMMIT I AM WORKING ON IT
AND FOR BEING PATIENT
I WILL THROW IN A LYRA

DFG
05/24/12(Thu)00:59
No.2114644

DFG No.2114644 05/24/12(Thu)00:59 No.2114644

>>2114580
Because of the way she talks, it always sounds like a shitty hand.
>Oh, um...
>I raise you by... 5 bits, if that's okay....
>has a straight flush

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:00
No.2114649

Anonymous No.2114649 05/24/12(Thu)01:00 No.2114649

>>2114547

Did you just draw that?

That's cute.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:00
No.2114655

Anonymous No.2114655 05/24/12(Thu)01:00 No.2114655

>>2114537
>Fluttershy hits you with the Stare the moment you turn around around
>she mounts you reverse-cowgirl style and tells you she'll stop if you ask her too
>it takes an hour and a half for the Stare to wear off and you to regain her voice
>you stumble your way to the safehouse you heard of last week; wishing you had gone there first
>after giving the correct password you are let in, and the gay stallions hiding from the mares greet you
>unfortunately they have all gone into some sort of gay estrus
>fortunately they are all too beta to make a move on you

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:00
No.2114656

Anonymous No.2114656 05/24/12(Thu)01:00 No.2114656

>>2114507
I want to find out more about Starswirl. He's been name dropped enough now that I think there's potential there. Maybe some episode where they have to go find one of his lost spell books or something. Would be a good chance for some world building.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:01
No.2114667

Anonymous No.2114667 05/24/12(Thu)01:01 No.2114667

>>2114521
Nnnnah not really. I've long since stopped caring about, as you put it, 'gross-out' porn. I'm involved in half of it for christs sake. Just for some reason swollen cunts aren't doing it for me. Probably should, given my usual proclivities, but nothin'.

Maybe I'm more gay than I thought i was.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:01
No.2114671

Anonymous No.2114671 05/24/12(Thu)01:01 No.2114671

>>2114655
>some sort of gay estrus
Why does that make me laugh?
Also, its called Rut

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:01
No.2114673

Anonymous No.2114673 05/24/12(Thu)01:01 No.2114673

>>2114655
Get the fuck out of there, we've got mares to be raped by.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:02
No.2114676

Anonymous No.2114676 05/24/12(Thu)01:02 No.2114676

>>2114655
>gay estrus
>anal winking
Oh god

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:02
No.2114679

Anonymous No.2114679 05/24/12(Thu)01:02 No.2114679

File: 1337835735421.jpg-(833 KB, 5000x5000, WAY PAST COOL.jpg)

>>2114637

GOD DAMN YOU SUCK

BUT I AWAIT.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:02
No.2114686

Anonymous No.2114686 05/24/12(Thu)01:02 No.2114686

>>2114656
Wait what exactly do we know about Starswirl?
We know he was a powerfull wizard, invented a shitload of spells including Time travel ones and that he lived before Celestia and Luna while the ponies were still separated in the three tribes/
Anything else?

Scherzo !4LamsTHETA
05/24/12(Thu)01:03
No.2114697

Scherzo !4LamsTHETA No.2114697 05/24/12(Thu)01:03 No.2114697

>>2114592
>you will never plunge an adrenaline shot into Vinyl's chest to prevent her from going into cardiac arrest due to an overdose

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:03
No.2114698

Anonymous No.2114698 05/24/12(Thu)01:03 No.2114698

>>2114671

>>2114667 here. That did it. So yep, pretty gay. OH WELL!

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:03
No.2114700

Anonymous No.2114700 05/24/12(Thu)01:03 No.2114700

>>2114686
Country western musician.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:03
No.2114706

Anonymous No.2114706 05/24/12(Thu)01:03 No.2114706

>>2114686

That sounds about it. He sounds like a badass motherfucker, would be neat if we got an actual episode of him in his own time.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:04
No.2114709

Anonymous No.2114709 05/24/12(Thu)01:04 No.2114709

>>2114686
His cape had bells on it.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:04
No.2114717

Anonymous No.2114717 05/24/12(Thu)01:04 No.2114717

>>2114709
And his hat
And he had a beard
Can't forget his awesome wizard beard

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:04
No.2114718

Anonymous No.2114718 05/24/12(Thu)01:04 No.2114718

>>2114706
>>2114686

I'm tempted to start a petition that they get Patrick Stewart to voice him, if they ever give him a speaking role.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:04
No.2114720

Anonymous No.2114720 05/24/12(Thu)01:04 No.2114720

Will there be an episode that introduces a panka equivalent of Scooby Snacks?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:05
No.2114724

Anonymous No.2114724 05/24/12(Thu)01:05 No.2114724

>>2114720
You mean 'Anything with sugar in it'?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:05
No.2114726

Anonymous No.2114726 05/24/12(Thu)01:05 No.2114726

>>2114718
I want Sean Connery to voice a character.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:05
No.2114728

Anonymous No.2114728 05/24/12(Thu)01:05 No.2114728

>>2114718
>Star-Swirl the Bearded faces off against Discord
allmybits.png

Scherzo !4LamsTHETA
05/24/12(Thu)01:05
No.2114731

Scherzo !4LamsTHETA No.2114731 05/24/12(Thu)01:05 No.2114731

>>2114718
If not Stewart, get Brent Spiner. Does a frighteningly good Patrick Stewart impression.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:05
No.2114732

Anonymous No.2114732 05/24/12(Thu)01:05 No.2114732

>>2114697

>"T-tavi's gonna be pretty pissed... isn't she..?"

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:05
No.2114737

Anonymous No.2114737 05/24/12(Thu)01:05 No.2114737

>>2114718
There's no other alternative

Except for Morgan Freeman or the Bastion narrator

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:06
No.2114744

Anonymous No.2114744 05/24/12(Thu)01:06 No.2114744

So I kinda want to get a couple of those pins that were shown on DHN a while back.

Is that bad?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:06
No.2114746

Anonymous No.2114746 05/24/12(Thu)01:06 No.2114746

>>2114732
That's grounds for bear hugs right there.

Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM
05/24/12(Thu)01:06
No.2114748

Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM No.2114748 05/24/12(Thu)01:06 No.2114748

File: 1337835991307.png-(72 KB, 945x945, 1337275961363.png)

>>2114679
WELL I'M SORRY BUT
WITH SCHOOL TAKING AWAY FINANCIAL AID
MY PARENTS NOT MAKING ANY MONEY
ME NOT HAVING A CAR EVER
AND TRYING TO KEEP MY JOB
SHIT HAS BEEN ROUGH
SORRY IF I DID NOT GET TO YOUR PONY ART REQUEST SOON ENOUGH

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:06
No.2114750

Anonymous No.2114750 05/24/12(Thu)01:06 No.2114750

>>2114728
It won't happen
Ever
And even if it does Discord won't make a reference to Star Trek

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:07
No.2114755

Anonymous No.2114755 05/24/12(Thu)01:07 No.2114755

>>2114697
>adrenaline
>not CPR and mouth-to-mouth

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:07
No.2114756

Anonymous No.2114756 05/24/12(Thu)01:07 No.2114756

>>2114744
Maybe?

If you want to just do it. Who the fuck cares?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:07
No.2114758

Anonymous No.2114758 05/24/12(Thu)01:07 No.2114758

>>2114748
Not your blog furfag now draw or get fucked.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:07
No.2114760

Anonymous No.2114760 05/24/12(Thu)01:07 No.2114760

>>2114720
I'd like it if she were super protective of them.

>"Oh hi, Pinkie. Mind if I try one of those cookies you've got there?"
>Twilight levitates cookie
>Pinkie swipes cookie out of the air
>stock dog growl sound

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:07
No.2114762

Anonymous No.2114762 05/24/12(Thu)01:07 No.2114762

>>2114748
>school taking away financial aid
GPA ain't holding up, eh?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:08
No.2114771

Anonymous No.2114771 05/24/12(Thu)01:08 No.2114771

>>2114755
>mouth-to-mouth
>not mouth-to-ass

Do you know thing ONE about pony biology?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:08
No.2114772

Anonymous No.2114772 05/24/12(Thu)01:08 No.2114772

>>2114746

>"She's gonna skin us both alive."
>you both start laughing, quietly, before she gives you a relieved hug
>"...thank you."

Scherzo !4LamsTHETA
05/24/12(Thu)01:08
No.2114773

Scherzo !4LamsTHETA No.2114773 05/24/12(Thu)01:08 No.2114773

>>2114732
>you will never hold her hair up while she vomits the sixteen cocktails she downed an hour ago into the toilet
>you will never hold her and reassuringly stroke over her back as she gibbers on about razor-toothed mushroom people from Mars because of a bad trip
>you will never tighten the belt around her arm and prepare her syringe for her
>you will never go out together to buy cough medicine for your joint meth lab

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:08
No.2114776

Anonymous No.2114776 05/24/12(Thu)01:08 No.2114776

File: 1337836121196.png-(82 KB, 656x657, DICKS.png)

>>2114748

OH QUIT YUR BITCHIN'

YOU'VE HAD TIME TO PLAY HATS WITH US, YOU'VE HAD TIME TO DRAW.

NANANANANNANANANNANANANNANANA

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:08
No.2114780

Anonymous No.2114780 05/24/12(Thu)01:08 No.2114780

>>2114771
I chuckled, but I don't think they breathe farts.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:09
No.2114790

Anonymous No.2114790 05/24/12(Thu)01:09 No.2114790

>>2114671
I know what rut is. This is is gay estrus, if it were rut they would be busy wrecking your tight human asshole. Right now all they're doing is standing around awkwardly and trying not to be too obvious about keeping their rears pointed at you.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:09
No.2114792

Anonymous No.2114792 05/24/12(Thu)01:09 No.2114792

>>2114776
Krabb shut up.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:09
No.2114794

Anonymous No.2114794 05/24/12(Thu)01:09 No.2114794

File: 1337836195178.gif-(125 KB, 500x704, 1331773133929.gif)

someone edit it to say favorite pony

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:10
No.2114797

Anonymous No.2114797 05/24/12(Thu)01:10 No.2114797

>>2114780
Well no, but several anons do, so I figured it was worth a shot.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:10
No.2114802

Anonymous No.2114802 05/24/12(Thu)01:10 No.2114802

File: 1337836250894.png-(189 KB, 678x515, Spitfire 38.png)

>wings

Krabb !SHACKgKv2o
05/24/12(Thu)01:10
No.2114803

Krabb !SHACKgKv2o No.2114803 05/24/12(Thu)01:10 No.2114803

File: 1337836252286.jpg-(45 KB, 368x570, im like a horse and shit.jpg)

>>2114792

MAYBE I WILL.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:10
No.2114804

Anonymous No.2114804 05/24/12(Thu)01:10 No.2114804

>>2114589
>most ponies think that Nightmare Moon was banished to the moon
>she was actually banished somewhere much closer

Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM
05/24/12(Thu)01:11
No.2114813

Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM No.2114813 05/24/12(Thu)01:11 No.2114813

File: 1337836294522.png-(1.72 MB, 1188x1134, Image (19).png)

>>2114762
No, my GPA is fine. Which is why it doesn't make sense for them to take it away.

>>2114776
HATS ARE EASIER THAN ARTING
I TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES I DON'T DRAW
YET YOU PERSIST
I MEAN LOOK AT THIS AWFUL SHIT I DREW TODAY GODDAMN

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:11
No.2114814

Anonymous No.2114814 05/24/12(Thu)01:11 No.2114814

>>2114773
i... i kind of want art to go with this

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:11
No.2114815

Anonymous No.2114815 05/24/12(Thu)01:11 No.2114815

>>2114686
I'm pretty sure he's the "final boss" since it's believed he is a Time Mage and probably involved in the possible "creation" of Celestia and Luna.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:11
No.2114816

Anonymous No.2114816 05/24/12(Thu)01:11 No.2114816

>>2114794
I don't get it.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:11
No.2114817

Anonymous No.2114817 05/24/12(Thu)01:11 No.2114817

File: 1337836302588.gif-(296 KB, 400x298, Skeletor gets raped.gif)

>>2114802
I love every part of Spitfires. Especially her wings

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:11
No.2114818

Anonymous No.2114818 05/24/12(Thu)01:11 No.2114818

>>2114655
They start bickering over who gets you, and then start quarreling over who gets you first. Confrontations and fights break out, leading to large unrest coupled by the rather noticeable scent of ready stallions. Everyone's quiet, yet angry at each other. Yet as you go to ask them, no one really says anything to you, they either shy away or blush furiously while spilling their spaghetti trying to muster something up.

this is too fun to think about

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:11
No.2114821

Anonymous No.2114821 05/24/12(Thu)01:11 No.2114821

File: 1337836317406.jpg-(7 KB, 187x139, doitfaget.jpg)

>>2113565
LAUGH AT HIS FAILURE!

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:11
No.2114824

Anonymous No.2114824 05/24/12(Thu)01:11 No.2114824

>>2114794
...holy shit, that is totally me.
Say what you will about me, but leave my friends out of it

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:12
No.2114827

Anonymous No.2114827 05/24/12(Thu)01:12 No.2114827

>>2114573
>you get stuck inside
>Pinkie has to get you out with a comically oversized plunger

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:12
No.2114829

Anonymous No.2114829 05/24/12(Thu)01:12 No.2114829

>>2114813
Ok. I'm actually curious now. I know >personal blog or whatever, but what happened?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:12
No.2114830

Anonymous No.2114830 05/24/12(Thu)01:12 No.2114830

>>2114824
Congratulations you are not autistic

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:12
No.2114833

Anonymous No.2114833 05/24/12(Thu)01:12 No.2114833

>>2114824
ur friends r gay

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:12
No.2114834

Anonymous No.2114834 05/24/12(Thu)01:12 No.2114834

File: 1337836360405.jpg-(22 KB, 272x274, I seriously hope you guys make(...).jpg)

>>2114773

MT
05/24/12(Thu)01:12
No.2114839

MT No.2114839 05/24/12(Thu)01:12 No.2114839

File: 1337836371717.png-(56 KB, 450x450, twolot spokal.png)

What if Twilight Sparkle was not super smart. But still good at magic.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:12
No.2114841

Anonymous No.2114841 05/24/12(Thu)01:12 No.2114841

>>2114804
What's it take to get 'banished'.

For uh...

Research purposes.

Yeah, that's it.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:12
No.2114842

Anonymous No.2114842 05/24/12(Thu)01:12 No.2114842

>>2114507
I want adventure, an episode focusing on the princesses, and more Zecora.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:12
No.2114844

Anonymous No.2114844 05/24/12(Thu)01:12 No.2114844

File: 1337836379895.png-(7 KB, 191x234, 1312456135886.png)

>>2114830
Thanks anon.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:13
No.2114846

Anonymous No.2114846 05/24/12(Thu)01:13 No.2114846

You will never be a mare in a pretty dress ;_;

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:13
No.2114855

Anonymous No.2114855 05/24/12(Thu)01:13 No.2114855

>>2114804
>the elements of harmony stay those big rock spheres
>instead of wearing jewelry they stuff the heavy elements into their winking vulvas, the magic activating once the stone ends up a plainly visible bulge in their belly

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:13
No.2114859

Anonymous No.2114859 05/24/12(Thu)01:13 No.2114859

>>2113094
You will neverDORKS

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:13
No.2114862

Anonymous No.2114862 05/24/12(Thu)01:13 No.2114862

>>2114846
don't fucking remind me ;_;

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:13
No.2114863

Anonymous No.2114863 05/24/12(Thu)01:13 No.2114863

>>2114839
she'd be snails

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:14
No.2114865

Anonymous No.2114865 05/24/12(Thu)01:14 No.2114865

>>2114859
that feel whenDOOKS

MT
05/24/12(Thu)01:14
No.2114867

MT No.2114867 05/24/12(Thu)01:14 No.2114867

File: 1337836459331.png-(62 KB, 450x450, Spike the uguu maid.png)

>>2114846
You can be spike

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:14
No.2114869

Anonymous No.2114869 05/24/12(Thu)01:14 No.2114869

>>2114846
Shut up notTAW

Snarky Bastard
05/24/12(Thu)01:14
No.2114872

Snarky Bastard No.2114872 05/24/12(Thu)01:14 No.2114872

File: 1337836476778.png-(144 KB, 1000x1138, mlp braeburn.png)

>>2114846

>you will never be a stallion in a pretty dress

Glitter Glue
05/24/12(Thu)01:14
No.2114878

Glitter Glue No.2114878 05/24/12(Thu)01:14 No.2114878

File: 1337836497732.gif-(89 KB, 800x1200, bakingbad.gif)

>>2114834
new season soon

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:15
No.2114879

Anonymous No.2114879 05/24/12(Thu)01:15 No.2114879

>>2114872
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:15
No.2114887

Anonymous No.2114887 05/24/12(Thu)01:15 No.2114887

>>2114878
>Going to be in basic training when it starts
It hurts to live

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:15
No.2114894

Anonymous No.2114894 05/24/12(Thu)01:15 No.2114894

>>2114867
can you draw rarity in a maid's outfit?
perhaps serving tea?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:16
No.2114895

Anonymous No.2114895 05/24/12(Thu)01:16 No.2114895

>>2114846
You will never be a mare with a puffy cunt large enough to swallow a basketball or three

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:16
No.2114899

Anonymous No.2114899 05/24/12(Thu)01:16 No.2114899

File: 1337836574036.gif-(2.9 MB, 412x222, 1335200312745.gif)

>>2114846
Shazbot ;_;

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:16
No.2114901

Anonymous No.2114901 05/24/12(Thu)01:16 No.2114901

>>2114839
Then she would be unable to tap into everything. She would be a ticking time bomb of magical energy that could explode at any moment.
She'd probably have more friends, though.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:16
No.2114905

Anonymous No.2114905 05/24/12(Thu)01:16 No.2114905

>>2114573
I'd say 'unf', but I don't think that could adequately express the massive boner you just gave me.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:16
No.2114906

Anonymous No.2114906 05/24/12(Thu)01:16 No.2114906

>>2114895
>swallowing massive objects
UGH

MT
05/24/12(Thu)01:16
No.2114910

MT No.2114910 05/24/12(Thu)01:16 No.2114910

File: 1337836611982.png-(70 KB, 450x450, rarity tea time.png)

>>2114894

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:16
No.2114911

Anonymous No.2114911 05/24/12(Thu)01:16 No.2114911

File: 1337836613846.gif-(124 KB, 500x704, 1337836195178.gif)

>>2114794

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:17
No.2114914

Anonymous No.2114914 05/24/12(Thu)01:17 No.2114914

File: 1337836626856.jpg-(57 KB, 301x301, 1334270730987.jpg)

Well SOMEONE is a mare in a pretty dress
http://sbsminifridge.tumblr.com/

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:17
No.2114915

Anonymous No.2114915 05/24/12(Thu)01:17 No.2114915

File: 1337836627767.png-(282 KB, 518x947, tumblr_m4ih0rWQlJ1r13oudo1_128(...).png)

Would you?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:17
No.2114916

Anonymous No.2114916 05/24/12(Thu)01:17 No.2114916

File: 1337836629086.jpg-(197 KB, 618x800, 1337726931911.jpg)

I'd prefer to stay male thanks.

What the fuck you guys.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:17
No.2114918

Anonymous No.2114918 05/24/12(Thu)01:17 No.2114918

>>2114846
I could try
with your help of course

Scherzo !4LamsTHETA
05/24/12(Thu)01:17
No.2114921

Scherzo !4LamsTHETA No.2114921 05/24/12(Thu)01:17 No.2114921

>>2114834
Hey man, when you've been around the club scene as long as Vinyl has, stuff starts to lose its edge, and you gotta keep looking for stronger shit to get that same high as before.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:17
No.2114922

Anonymous No.2114922 05/24/12(Thu)01:17 No.2114922

>>2114772
>>2114773

>you will never be there to help her endure detoxing

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:17
No.2114924

Anonymous No.2114924 05/24/12(Thu)01:17 No.2114924

File: 1337836644310.jpg-(21 KB, 368x700, 1337830896348.jpg)

Times when we have worn this suit

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:17
No.2114928

Anonymous No.2114928 05/24/12(Thu)01:17 No.2114928

>>2114910
that's...close enough

sweetie belle, perhaps? no maid outfit

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:17
No.2114929

Anonymous No.2114929 05/24/12(Thu)01:17 No.2114929

>>2114914
>>2114915
Impeccable

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:17
No.2114932

Anonymous No.2114932 05/24/12(Thu)01:17 No.2114932

File: 1337836666730.png-(175 KB, 534x619, 1307141938894.png)

>>2114911

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:17
No.2114934

Anonymous No.2114934 05/24/12(Thu)01:17 No.2114934

>>2114914
>>2114915
That's uncanny.

Snarky Bastard
05/24/12(Thu)01:17
No.2114935

Snarky Bastard No.2114935 05/24/12(Thu)01:17 No.2114935

File: 1337836669982.jpg-(375 KB, 800x800, mlp rarity humanize .jpg)

>>2114894

i have this, if you're interested.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:18
No.2114944

Anonymous No.2114944 05/24/12(Thu)01:18 No.2114944

>>2114928
Why not?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:18
No.2114946

Anonymous No.2114946 05/24/12(Thu)01:18 No.2114946

>>2114872
>you will never be braeburn

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:18
No.2114948

Anonymous No.2114948 05/24/12(Thu)01:18 No.2114948

>>2114915
Not into traps.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:19
No.2114959

Anonymous No.2114959 05/24/12(Thu)01:19 No.2114959

>>2114948
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO ISN'T GAY.

>inb4 what are you a faggot

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:19
No.2114961

Anonymous No.2114961 05/24/12(Thu)01:19 No.2114961

>>2114378
>>2114378
>>2114378
>>2114378

>dat
>fuckin'
>GILDA

UHH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUNF!

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:19
No.2114962

Anonymous No.2114962 05/24/12(Thu)01:19 No.2114962

>>2114916
>not wanting to be a cute, sexy little mare in a beautiful, yet revealing dress

What the actual fuck is wrong with you, man?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:19
No.2114963

Anonymous No.2114963 05/24/12(Thu)01:19 No.2114963

>>2114915
but that's SB's toy

AnonymousAnarchist
05/24/12(Thu)01:19
No.2114965

AnonymousAnarchist No.2114965 05/24/12(Thu)01:19 No.2114965

This whole thing is a piss off! Why the fucj do you bronies get yur own category? You have a fucking site! GO THERE! Bet you TES has more fans than MLP but they don't have a section to themselves! Get the fuck off 4chan ponytards! GROW UP!!!! You retards are infecting everywhere! My god! How about we get somebody to napalm fucking pony rainbow fucktard land! I LOVE the smell of napalm soaked ponies in the morning! It's a
show for LITTLE GIRLS!!! You guys can watch it and I don't give a fuck but stop infecting the web with your bullshit! WTF is next? Probably fucking Dora or Barbie! If yur gonna watch the show just keep it off the web! You keep "loving and tolerating" and we keep Trolling!

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:19
No.2114966

Anonymous No.2114966 05/24/12(Thu)01:19 No.2114966

>>2114959
There are actually several of us.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:20
No.2114972

Anonymous No.2114972 05/24/12(Thu)01:20 No.2114972

>>2114818
>you are too sore and beat up to care about them so long as none of them look like they are going to try raping you
>after a few minutes your quick mind figures out how to take advantage of the situation
>before long you have one stallion fetching you water, and another food
>you entertain yourself by staring at the others and seeing how much you can make them blush
>the most forward one sits on the small area of the overly large couch that you don't occupy
>he nearly jumps through the ceiling when you poke him with your foot

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:20
No.2114973

Anonymous No.2114973 05/24/12(Thu)01:20 No.2114973

File: 1337836828665.jpg-(61 KB, 658x658, 1331274695121.jpg)

>>2114961
I know, right?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:20
No.2114974

Anonymous No.2114974 05/24/12(Thu)01:20 No.2114974

File: 1337836834129.png-(206 KB, 1000x1300, TwilightThinker.png)

>>2114147
Finished. Starting >>2114165.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:20
No.2114979

Anonymous No.2114979 05/24/12(Thu)01:20 No.2114979

>>2114966
And you should all be shunned.
No I'm kidding, but it's a shame you can't appreciate it. Oh well.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:21
No.2114990

Anonymous No.2114990 05/24/12(Thu)01:21 No.2114990

File: 1337836885847.png-(105 KB, 262x256, 1333912478070.png)

>>2114966
this
Is
AMAZING

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:21
No.2114991

Anonymous No.2114991 05/24/12(Thu)01:21 No.2114991

>>2114846
You will never attract the affections of a strapping young stallion, just entering his roles as an adult.

He will never bashfully hit on you, bringing you flowers and nervously making small talk while your heart flutters under his gentle gaze. You'd do your best not to give away how you feel, not right away since that would be unladylike of you.

You'll never share a first date, the stallion overdressing for a night at the movies and a casual dinner. You'll never lean on his strong shoulders and nuzzle into his neck, the darkness of the theater hiding the fact the two of you are blushing madly as you make the first move.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:21
No.2114993

Anonymous No.2114993 05/24/12(Thu)01:21 No.2114993

>>2114973
I'd call her a sexy bitch.
Damn the consequences.

Snarky Bastard
05/24/12(Thu)01:21
No.2114998

Snarky Bastard No.2114998 05/24/12(Thu)01:21 No.2114998

File: 1337836918176.png-(212 KB, 984x841, mlp braeburn big.png)

>>2114946

i don't wanna be Braeburn. i wanna be all the other stallions in the town who know where to go when their girlfriends cut them off.

[♫♫♫ VINYL SCRATCH ALLIANCE ♫♫♫] ( ´･ω･)
05/24/12(Thu)01:22
No.2114999

[♫♫♫ VINYL SCRATCH ALLIANCE ♫♫♫] ( ´･ω･) No.2114999 05/24/12(Thu)01:22 No.2114999

>>2114824
ya man tlk shitt 2 me alll u wnt but DONT tlk shitt bout my frends cuz i will CUT u lms if u agre !!!

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:22
No.2115004

Anonymous No.2115004 05/24/12(Thu)01:22 No.2115004

>>2114991

hnnnnnnnngh
why can't real girls be like this

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:22
No.2115006

Anonymous No.2115006 05/24/12(Thu)01:22 No.2115006

>>2114991
damn
this is a strange combination between boner and feels

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:22
No.2115008

Anonymous No.2115008 05/24/12(Thu)01:22 No.2115008

>>2114965
Brovahkiin pls go.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:22
No.2115010

Anonymous No.2115010 05/24/12(Thu)01:22 No.2115010

>>2114993

>"H-hey, loser - you're not gonna get on my good side by suckin' up to me...!"

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:23
No.2115015

Anonymous No.2115015 05/24/12(Thu)01:23 No.2115015

>>2115010
>tsundere

How creative.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:23
No.2115019

Anonymous No.2115019 05/24/12(Thu)01:23 No.2115019

>>2114698
At least now you can enjoy the idea of stallions prancing around with their tails raised almost as high as the mares. They have to stick together though, or else the mares would rape them to solve their problem and remove competition for their friends.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:23
No.2115025

Anonymous No.2115025 05/24/12(Thu)01:23 No.2115025

>>2114991
God damn I want to be the little girl.

And no, I'm not AB.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:23
No.2115026

Anonymous No.2115026 05/24/12(Thu)01:23 No.2115026

>>2114961
that tattoo thing she has with her eyes is what sells it for me
>what. the. FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:23
No.2115027

Anonymous No.2115027 05/24/12(Thu)01:23 No.2115027

File: 1337837022394.png-(148 KB, 945x945, 1312600943197.png)

>>2115006
It's what I do.

And writing from a different perspective is refreshing.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:23
No.2115029

Anonymous No.2115029 05/24/12(Thu)01:23 No.2115029

>>2115015

If it works, it works.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:23
No.2115030

Anonymous No.2115030 05/24/12(Thu)01:23 No.2115030

>>2114815
That would be pretty awesome. Imagine if they somehow did a season long arch about it. Nothing too big but each episode another little clue comes up.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:23
No.2115031

Anonymous No.2115031 05/24/12(Thu)01:23 No.2115031

>>2115010
Nah, it would be more like
>"Damn right I am. Now get lost before I pound your face in."

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:23
No.2115032

Anonymous No.2115032 05/24/12(Thu)01:23 No.2115032

Has AB been here? Is he dead?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:24
No.2115037

Anonymous No.2115037 05/24/12(Thu)01:24 No.2115037

>>2115027
keep it going please

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:24
No.2115039

Anonymous No.2115039 05/24/12(Thu)01:24 No.2115039

>>2115032
SHUTUP

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:24
No.2115040

Anonymous No.2115040 05/24/12(Thu)01:24 No.2115040

>>2115031

I gotta get better at this.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:25
No.2115043

Anonymous No.2115043 05/24/12(Thu)01:25 No.2115043

>>2115031
That sounds much more realistic for her.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:25
No.2115046

Anonymous No.2115046 05/24/12(Thu)01:25 No.2115046

>>2115015
YOUR favourite character archetype is creative, Anon.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:25
No.2115048

Anonymous No.2115048 05/24/12(Thu)01:25 No.2115048

>>2114998
So you want to be Big Mac? The stallion that makes stallions into mares and mare into slutty mares?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:25
No.2115050

Anonymous No.2115050 05/24/12(Thu)01:25 No.2115050

>>2115027
Isn't it just? Variety, spice of life, etc.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:25
No.2115051

Anonymous No.2115051 05/24/12(Thu)01:25 No.2115051

>>2114991
le cry ;_;

Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM
05/24/12(Thu)01:25
No.2115052

Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM No.2115052 05/24/12(Thu)01:25 No.2115052

File: 1337837153082.gif-(381 KB, 302x422, 1336272515085.gif)

>>2114829
I'll put this all in spoilers.
In order to graduate in the coming fall with an AS degree, I have to get six courses finished. Because the college I'm going to is pretty flexible, I figured I could take three courses over the summer, and three more in the fall. The summer has two sessions with accelerated courses, which are only a month long but cover three months worth of course material. One session starts in May and ends in June, and the other starts in June and ends in July or August.
I had registered for three courses: one in first session, two in the second. I was three days into my first course when I found I was dropped from all of my classes. I rely on financial aid to pay for school since my parents and I can barely keep the house paid for. The system says I was dropped due to my GPA, but for the past year and half, my GPA has been fine.
Thankfully I can still take my second session courses, but now I'm short one course. I had to petition to get my Financial Aid back, which takes six weeks, and it's not guaranteed, even though it's their fucking fault, not mine. In the meantime, I have to pay out of pocket for my summer and fall courses (which I can't afford), and I'm trying everything I can to avoid taking out a student loan. And there's no way I can retake that one missing course in either the summer or fall without quitting my job and going to class full-time.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:26
No.2115056

Anonymous No.2115056 05/24/12(Thu)01:26 No.2115056

>>2115010

It ain't "suckin' up," it's honesty.

Just look at that body. That svelte stomach, those rockin' hip, that AMAZING set of tits, that kickass hairstyle, that menacing look, and of course those sexy-as fuck eyes.

God damn she is one hot broad.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:26
No.2115059

Anonymous No.2115059 05/24/12(Thu)01:26 No.2115059

>>2114972
>staring at you with a strange mix of wonder, arousal, and innocence. he does nothing more than wait for you to make the move
>seconds crawl by
>finally with a well worn voice utter
>>Hey

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:26
No.2115060

Anonymous No.2115060 05/24/12(Thu)01:26 No.2115060

>>2115031
>>2115043

>"Will you be using your fists, or something elFRRRGHLGOHGODBYDOZE--!"

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:26
No.2115063

Anonymous No.2115063 05/24/12(Thu)01:26 No.2115063

>>2115056
>hips

fuck everything.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:27
No.2115065

Anonymous No.2115065 05/24/12(Thu)01:27 No.2115065

>>2114916
I know what you mean. If I had to be a pony I would want to be a strapping young unicorn stallion.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:27
No.2115072

Anonymous No.2115072 05/24/12(Thu)01:27 No.2115072

>>2114998
Speak for yourself, I'd love to be Braeburn. Being able to help out all those frustrated stallions, bringing them to heights their mare-friends never even came close to?

Heaven. Plain and simple.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:28
No.2115080

Anonymous No.2115080 05/24/12(Thu)01:28 No.2115080

>>2115060

>"That answer good enough for you? Moron? Get out of here before I use my good arm!"

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:28
No.2115082

Anonymous No.2115082 05/24/12(Thu)01:28 No.2115082

>>2115052
>AS
why not just kill yourself? It will do about as much for your career opportunities as an AS.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:29
No.2115089

Anonymous No.2115089 05/24/12(Thu)01:29 No.2115089

>>2115072
>you will never give a pent-up stallion's heavy, musky nuts a tender kiss before running your tongue all over them, lapping up his sweat as your mind reels with his deliciously arousing scent

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:29
No.2115091

Anonymous No.2115091 05/24/12(Thu)01:29 No.2115091

File: 1337837372871.png-(13 KB, 396x296, coolness.png)

Who wants to play a fun game?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:29
No.2115092

Anonymous No.2115092 05/24/12(Thu)01:29 No.2115092

>>2115080
They both look pretty damn strong to me.

Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM
05/24/12(Thu)01:29
No.2115093

Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM No.2115093 05/24/12(Thu)01:29 No.2115093

>>2115082
I'm only using it to get into a better university and get a Bachelor's in grant writing.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:29
No.2115094

Anonymous No.2115094 05/24/12(Thu)01:29 No.2115094

>>2115089
Oh god Hnnnng

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:30
No.2115096

Anonymous No.2115096 05/24/12(Thu)01:30 No.2115096

>>2115052
huh, I'm in nearly the same situation. nearly

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:30
No.2115100

Anonymous No.2115100 05/24/12(Thu)01:30 No.2115100

File: 1337837417159.png-(1.98 MB, 1600x900, 1332283733847.png)

>>2115065
I'd rather be a Pegasi to be honest.

I want DEM WINGS.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:30
No.2115103

Anonymous No.2115103 05/24/12(Thu)01:30 No.2115103

>>2115072
but if i'm braeburn, i can't have sex with braeburn
this is a terrible thing

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:30
No.2115105

Anonymous No.2115105 05/24/12(Thu)01:30 No.2115105

>>2115100

i like wings

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:31
No.2115115

Anonymous No.2115115 05/24/12(Thu)01:31 No.2115115

File: 1337837519644.jpg-(562 KB, 602x1020, 1308182533_look_at_those_wings(...).jpg)

>>2115100

I hate wings. Unless they're fabulous.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:32
No.2115123

Anonymous No.2115123 05/24/12(Thu)01:32 No.2115123

>>2115092

They are. She just says that to scare anyone dumb enough to keep coming after the first punch

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:32
No.2115124

Anonymous No.2115124 05/24/12(Thu)01:32 No.2115124

>>2115115
pffft. those fake fragile things? give me a real pegasusususus

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:33
No.2115129

Anonymous No.2115129 05/24/12(Thu)01:33 No.2115129

File: 1337837595808.jpg-(661 KB, 1057x841, 1327974715409.jpg)

>>2115100
i too would take the gift of flight

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:33
No.2115130

Anonymous No.2115130 05/24/12(Thu)01:33 No.2115130

>>2115089
And it tears me apart inside. If not for me, then for all those poor colts. God, what I wouldn't give to be their comfort horse for the night, letting them forget all their troubles while they melt on top of me.

It hurts, anon. It really does.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:33
No.2115132

Anonymous No.2115132 05/24/12(Thu)01:33 No.2115132

>>2115115
Her wings are so pretty

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:33
No.2115133

Anonymous No.2115133 05/24/12(Thu)01:33 No.2115133

>>2115124

Wingfingers are creepy as shit. I didn't even mind the wings before season 2 fucked 'em up.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:33
No.2115134

Anonymous No.2115134 05/24/12(Thu)01:33 No.2115134

>>2115124
>that feel when that scene will always remind you of NTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTS

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:33
No.2115140

Anonymous No.2115140 05/24/12(Thu)01:33 No.2115140

>>2115037
Your wish is my command

Your moment is interrupted when a friend of his slaps him on his other shoulder and encourages him, a bit too loudly. He shrugs his friend off and apologizes for the interruption, clearing his throat and offering you the popcorn.

Your disappointment lasts until the moment he escorts you back to your home, the two of you standing out in the dark street in front of the house, neither desiring to go home.

He'd scratch the back of his neck, apologizing for his friend interrupting again before you finally snap and seize the moment. Before he knows what's hit him your hoof is around his neck and your soft, glossed lips are pressing into his, a surprised muffle escaping him.

The two of you would stay like that, lips moving over one another before he'd pull back to catch his breath. He'd be moving in for a second round when your father would open the front door, clearing his throat loudly.

You'd give your special somepony a peck on the cheek as you get called in, giving extra sways of your flank as you walk away, calling over your shoulder,

"So, same time next week?"

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:34
No.2115142

Anonymous No.2115142 05/24/12(Thu)01:34 No.2115142

File: 1337837642723.jpg-(371 KB, 1680x1050, squigglehair 2.jpg)

>>2115091

I prefer pretty dresses.

tfw when Im an AJfag but play a curvy Rarity

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:34
No.2115146

Anonymous No.2115146 05/24/12(Thu)01:34 No.2115146

File: 1337837657961.png-(418 KB, 740x740, 1333571611850.png)

I want to be in a hate-relationship with Gilda where we tease and rile each other up all day and then go home and have pent-up anger sex

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:34
No.2115147

Anonymous No.2115147 05/24/12(Thu)01:34 No.2115147

File: 1337837659629.png-(825 KB, 1200x902, 1332994251514.png)

>>2115105
>>2115115
Wings are awesome.

Why wouldn't you want the ability to fly through the sky uninhibited? No need for machinery, or need for large sums of money. Just able to fly.

Plus you'd be able to move at insane speeds if we're talking MLP wings.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:34
No.2115149

Anonymous No.2115149 05/24/12(Thu)01:34 No.2115149

>>2115059
>you cock an eyebrow and hope that you aren't going to have to run away again in your current state
>he takes your facial expression for one of encouragement and slowly slides over until he is sitting on your feet
>a frown sends him back to the end of the couch, although it's small size means he's still touching you slightly
>you resolve to not fall asleep

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:34
No.2115150

Anonymous No.2115150 05/24/12(Thu)01:34 No.2115150

>>2115103
don't you want to become a legend in sex as braeburn though?

it's one thing to be "Braeburned" by the legend himself

and it's completely different to have all those notches on your bedpost

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:35
No.2115158

Anonymous No.2115158 05/24/12(Thu)01:35 No.2115158

>>2115140

What even is this feel

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:35
No.2115162

Anonymous No.2115162 05/24/12(Thu)01:35 No.2115162

>>2115134
What scene?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:35
No.2115163

Anonymous No.2115163 05/24/12(Thu)01:35 No.2115163

>>2115056

>"Will you knock that shit off? What's your deal?"

chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL
05/24/12(Thu)01:35
No.2115165

chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL No.2115165 05/24/12(Thu)01:35 No.2115165

>>2113129
> see this
> hear this in my head - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SauyzsnhbDM&feature=related

FUCK YOU, BRAIN

FUCK YOUUUUU

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:35
No.2115166

Anonymous No.2115166 05/24/12(Thu)01:35 No.2115166

You will never sneak in the sweet apple acres.

You will never make your way to the barn, lying face down and start rubbing your small, feminine member.

You will never not hear the barn door creak slightly.

You will never suddenly feel a large presence behind you.

Big Mac, sweaty and hot after a day of farm labor, will never roughly mount your intruding ass from behind.

He will never whisper in your ear, telling you to shut up if you don't want to be sued from trespassing.

He will never tease your virgin hole with his gigantic, speckled horsecock.

Go on?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:35
No.2115167

Anonymous No.2115167 05/24/12(Thu)01:35 No.2115167

>>2115100
You're right. I forgot that wings can be hands.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:35
No.2115169

Anonymous No.2115169 05/24/12(Thu)01:35 No.2115169

>>2115158
Good? Bad? I dunno, you tell me.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:35
No.2115171

Anonymous No.2115171 05/24/12(Thu)01:35 No.2115171

>>2115166

No.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:36
No.2115174

Anonymous No.2115174 05/24/12(Thu)01:36 No.2115174

>>2115134
wait, what?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:36
No.2115180

Anonymous No.2115180 05/24/12(Thu)01:36 No.2115180

>>2115169

It's a good feel but I'm confizzled. I want to be that girl.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:36
No.2115184

Anonymous No.2115184 05/24/12(Thu)01:36 No.2115184

>>2115165
FLY AWAY NOW
FLY AWAY NOW
FLY AWAY NOW

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:36
No.2115189

Anonymous No.2115189 05/24/12(Thu)01:36 No.2115189

>>2115103
That's what changeligns are for. All you have to do it keep it separated from the Queen for a few weeks and it will identify you as its new Queen.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:37
No.2115192

Anonymous No.2115192 05/24/12(Thu)01:37 No.2115192

>>2115150
naw
i don't really wanna be a slut
i'd be okay with braeburn fucking a bunch of dudes
but i want to be just his

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:37
No.2115194

Anonymous No.2115194 05/24/12(Thu)01:37 No.2115194

>>2115130
Bearing the brunt of their frustrations until your tender touch brings them comfort, and feeling them release their stress into you as you fill with their sincerest thanks and adoration?

It's a damn shame it'll never happen. A damn shame.

Snarky Bastard
05/24/12(Thu)01:37
No.2115196

Snarky Bastard No.2115196 05/24/12(Thu)01:37 No.2115196

File: 1337837826731.jpg-(6 KB, 202x250, mlp brae.jpg)

>>2115072
>>2115089

>stallion hears about Braeburn from his friends
>walks in for the first time
>he is extremely nervous
>"so yer lady-friend turned ya down, huh, sugar?"
>the stallion stammers nervously that he doesn't have a lady-friend
>"big handsome lug lahk you? ah'd'a thought they'd be trippin' over themselves 't get 't ya."
>Braeburn walks over to the stallion and sits next to him, rubbing his hoof on the stallion's flank
>stallion starts blushing
>"well, sugar, ya don' need 't worry 'bout that no more. ah'm gonna make sure 'n take good care 'a ya."
>the stallion gets very nervous, still dealing with the last bit of homophobia
>"ah know who ya feel, sugar. all them boys felt lahk that once. yeh jes' let me take care'a ya."

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:37
No.2115201

Anonymous No.2115201 05/24/12(Thu)01:37 No.2115201

>>2115147

i fucking love flying around in video games without even caring about what i'm supposed to do, especially if there's mountains or buildings or some shit

i would easily take flight over magic and whatever it is earth ponies do

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:37
No.2115202

Anonymous No.2115202 05/24/12(Thu)01:37 No.2115202

>>2115163
>"Goddammit I'm trying to do something here either get out of my way or fuck off!"

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:38
No.2115213

Anonymous No.2115213 05/24/12(Thu)01:38 No.2115213

>>2115196
>that accent writing
Please stop
Braeburn has the least accent of all the Apples anyway, you are a bad person

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:38
No.2115214

Anonymous No.2115214 05/24/12(Thu)01:38 No.2115214

>>2115201

I love flying too but I'd much rather take the ability to levitate things and possibly even teleport myself and others around. Gotta make a choice and my choice would be magic.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:39
No.2115230

Anonymous No.2115230 05/24/12(Thu)01:39 No.2115230

File: 1337837997839.png-(464 KB, 1000x1000, 1331507338737.png)

>>2115201
Shit I know what you're saying. I do the same thing.

Have more wings.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:40
No.2115231

Anonymous No.2115231 05/24/12(Thu)01:40 No.2115231

>>2115166
Why are we always a male? I've only seen one story where we are a female. Go on.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:40
No.2115232

Anonymous No.2115232 05/24/12(Thu)01:40 No.2115232

>>2115146

I want a violent relationship where she gets drunk and beats me senseless all night long, then when I'm all crying, bloody, and curled up in the fetal position, she pulls me apart, undresses me and forcefully rides my dick to orgasm. All the while I'd be crying and sniffling, and she'd be giving me a few good hits throughout to keep me that way. She'd orgasm, roll over, and go to sleep, taking up all the blankets. I wouldn't even cum. All I'd be left with is a little bit of mattress stained with her pussy juice to sniff while I finished myself.

Then, when I lay next to her, alone and cold, exhausted and hurting, she'd roll over and be my big spoon. And that's why I stay.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:40
No.2115239

Anonymous No.2115239 05/24/12(Thu)01:40 No.2115239

>>2115202
Tackle her.

TACKLE HER. SHOW HER WHO'S BOSS.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:40
No.2115243

Anonymous No.2115243 05/24/12(Thu)01:40 No.2115243

I confess that i am a 20 year old girl in australia who just wants to be fucked bare and rough!!!! I have absolutely NO LIMITS!!!!! let me know what you would like to do in detail!!!!!

These are some of the things i am into just to give you an idea

Beastiality
creampies
bondage
BDSM
whips
pins
candles
toys
brutal face fucking
gang bangs
rape
incest
anal ( i am an anal virgin but i want someone who doesn't want to be gentle! i just want them to rip my ass open)
tag teams
and really anything else you can think of!!!

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:40
No.2115244

Anonymous No.2115244 05/24/12(Thu)01:40 No.2115244

>>2115214

But how many unicorns do you see actually teleporting around?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:40
No.2115248

Anonymous No.2115248 05/24/12(Thu)01:40 No.2115248

>>2115231
you're not a girl anon

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:41
No.2115249

Anonymous No.2115249 05/24/12(Thu)01:41 No.2115249

>>2115180
You want to feel loved, to be the only thing someone wants. And to have yourself want them just as badly, but for it to be a deep want that can only be fulfilled by long hours spent cuddling together in front of a fireplace, and going to movies, having picnics together and so on.

It's not that surprising, when you get down to it. It's what we all want.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:41
No.2115251

Anonymous No.2115251 05/24/12(Thu)01:41 No.2115251

>>2115243
Dafty go away

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:41
No.2115252

Anonymous No.2115252 05/24/12(Thu)01:41 No.2115252

>>2115243
another thing i love.... BREEDING

Snarky Bastard
05/24/12(Thu)01:41
No.2115254

Snarky Bastard No.2115254 05/24/12(Thu)01:41 No.2115254

>>2115231

because we ARE always males. it's a helluva lot easier to write what you know, and the first-person sensations of female arousal, we don't fucking know.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:41
No.2115255

Anonymous No.2115255 05/24/12(Thu)01:41 No.2115255

>>2115248
Doesn't mean I don't get bored of inserting myself as a gay male over and over again.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:41
No.2115256

Anonymous No.2115256 05/24/12(Thu)01:41 No.2115256

>>2115232
jesus
unf

>>2115231
i might do one for taw if this whole gender thing turns out to be true
and if she wanted that i guess

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:42
No.2115260

Anonymous No.2115260 05/24/12(Thu)01:42 No.2115260

>>2115231
But I JUST wrote something where you're a pretty mare. You can't mean that's the only one that's happened.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:42
No.2115261

Anonymous No.2115261 05/24/12(Thu)01:42 No.2115261

>>2115202
>>2115163
>>2115056

I can't see Gilda being able to take a compliment on her looks all that well, much less an admirer.

She's probably just not used to being told how good-looking she is.

She'd rather just be "cool."

D'you think she'd get a fluttery feeling in her chest whenever someone told her how sexy she is? Maybe she'd sock you one and go home with her heart going a little faster than usual...

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:42
No.2115262

Anonymous No.2115262 05/24/12(Thu)01:42 No.2115262

>>2115256

y no gilda, darf

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:42
No.2115269

Anonymous No.2115269 05/24/12(Thu)01:42 No.2115269

>>2115255
nvm, i couldent into reading comprehension right there. I thought you were implying the "you" in that story was a female. i need to go to bed.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:43
No.2115272

Anonymous No.2115272 05/24/12(Thu)01:43 No.2115272

>>2115262
because i have too much stuff to do already
i'll think about it
why am i the only one who writes this shit. there is so little pony writing out there i can really indulge in, and i've read it all a million times

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:43
No.2115274

Anonymous No.2115274 05/24/12(Thu)01:43 No.2115274

>>2115239
that's what we always do

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:45
No.2115289

Anonymous No.2115289 05/24/12(Thu)01:45 No.2115289

>>2115272
90% of the writing in this fandom seems to be terrible OC shipping and shit.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:45
No.2115291

Anonymous No.2115291 05/24/12(Thu)01:45 No.2115291

>>2115232

I'd rather she be very possessive of me, and expect me to be the same for her.

Sex would be a competition to see who could last the longest, and we'd come out of it covered in scratches, welts and hickeys.
And afterward, I'd tell her what a sexy, amazingly cool woman she is - how hot that was and how no other woman could ever satisfy me like she does, while she lies back and tells me she knows all this... but she doesn't mind being reminded.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:45
No.2115296

Anonymous No.2115296 05/24/12(Thu)01:45 No.2115296

>>2115272
Because I'm still working on your slutty Trixie thing and nobody ever gives me requests anyway.

Speaking of, I'm making headway on it now that I'm back so I should have it finished before too long. Especially if I'm in a real writing mood when I wake up, might be able to finish it by Friday if things go well.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:45
No.2115297

Anonymous No.2115297 05/24/12(Thu)01:45 No.2115297

>>2115243
>brutal face fucking

I cracked right the fuck up

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:45
No.2115298

Anonymous No.2115298 05/24/12(Thu)01:45 No.2115298

>>2115272

Seriously don't worry about it then.

I hate thinking that you'd have to go without being able to fap to one more thing.

I'm thinking about writefagging, but I'm not sure if I'd be good at it.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:45
No.2115299

Anonymous No.2115299 05/24/12(Thu)01:45 No.2115299

>>2115291
this was good until the waifuing

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:45
No.2115301

Anonymous No.2115301 05/24/12(Thu)01:45 No.2115301

>>2115289

90% of everything is shit

Snarky Bastard
05/24/12(Thu)01:46
No.2115304

Snarky Bastard No.2115304 05/24/12(Thu)01:46 No.2115304

File: 1337838367564.jpg-(40 KB, 413x367, arrive tag team match l.jpg)

>>2115243

>tag team

HOLLA HOLLA PLAYA

YOU AND DE VIPER, RANDY ORTON, GONNA GO UP AGAINST CHRIS JERICHO AND EDGE

HOLLA HOLLA

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:46
No.2115306

Anonymous No.2115306 05/24/12(Thu)01:46 No.2115306

>>2115299

Sorry.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:46
No.2115312

Anonymous No.2115312 05/24/12(Thu)01:46 No.2115312

File: 1337838386472.png-(670 KB, 1900x1092, 1327942534.png)

Okay, so NOW I'm ready to play around and draw some potential Season 3 human designs for Celestia and Rarity.

Also, I will be streaming for one reason - I got griped at for not listening to feedback in the past. If you want to be heard, and since this concerns adapting some designs for the third time, this stream is going to be a good place to do it. And the general works, too. Are you guys in?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:46
No.2115315

Anonymous No.2115315 05/24/12(Thu)01:46 No.2115315

>>2115301
Fuck yeah, optimism.

Keep up the good spirits MLPG.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:46
No.2115316

Anonymous No.2115316 05/24/12(Thu)01:46 No.2115316

>>2115291

I usually think this is completely trashy and disgusting, but I'd want her to smoke. Especially during sex.

>that feel when Gilda would put her cigarette out in your chest as you both orgasm.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:47
No.2115318

Anonymous No.2115318 05/24/12(Thu)01:47 No.2115318

>>2115296
oh man
i'm looking forward to it
i do trades with people because i feel like it's the only way to get myself something i can really enjoy
taw's scootaloo story was the only one that worked so far

>>2115298
it's pretty much everything at this point
feels real bad
could always give it a shot, we need more people doing this shit
feels like it's me and taw fighting each other with horse sex stories

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:47
No.2115319

Anonymous No.2115319 05/24/12(Thu)01:47 No.2115319

>>2115312
They have no fingers
They have no feet
They have no bones

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:47
No.2115323

Anonymous No.2115323 05/24/12(Thu)01:47 No.2115323

>>2115243
> no impregnation along with creampies
Somehow
Somehow that's a deal-breaker

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:47
No.2115324

Anonymous No.2115324 05/24/12(Thu)01:47 No.2115324

>>2115243
>necro-pedophilia not listed
no thanks

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:47
No.2115332

Anonymous No.2115332 05/24/12(Thu)01:47 No.2115332

>>2115272
Because you need a damned novel to get off. I'd have tried writing for you long ago, but the fact that you can't seem to get off to anything shorter than the bible is stopping me.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:48
No.2115336

Anonymous No.2115336 05/24/12(Thu)01:48 No.2115336

>>2115312
no, im out
because im going to bed. good luck with the arting

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:48
No.2115338

Anonymous No.2115338 05/24/12(Thu)01:48 No.2115338

>>2115312

I love your Celestia except for her face. Please draw her with a non-creepy face. More round.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:48
No.2115339

Anonymous No.2115339 05/24/12(Thu)01:48 No.2115339

File: 1337838485198.jpg-(26 KB, 860x277, fleetofbadgers.jpg)

>>2115312
Always relevant.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:48
No.2115343

Anonymous No.2115343 05/24/12(Thu)01:48 No.2115343

File: 1337838508967.png-(1.52 MB, 1159x1920, 141840 - Artist 7Nights breast(...).png)

>>2115316

I'm not a smoker, but I am perfectly okay with Gilda smoking.

Like I'd be able to stop her anyway.

klarajade
05/24/12(Thu)01:48
No.2115346

klarajade No.2115346 05/24/12(Thu)01:48 No.2115346

>>2115324
>>2115323
>>2115304
>>2115297
...you weren't actually suppose to respond.

Snarky Bastard
05/24/12(Thu)01:48
No.2115348

Snarky Bastard No.2115348 05/24/12(Thu)01:48 No.2115348

>>2115316

>that feel when she ashes in your hair because she thinks it's funny

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:49
No.2115353

Anonymous No.2115353 05/24/12(Thu)01:49 No.2115353

>>2115312
Ross pls go

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:49
No.2115354

Anonymous No.2115354 05/24/12(Thu)01:49 No.2115354

>>2115332
why does everyone think this
length isn't the factor that gets me going
i just want to get into the story
plus i admit i am used to reading nonpony sex stories that have a good two or three chapters of build up
even if you only get off to one scene, the context makes everyting so much hotter

i think this is the only fandom where the stories are focused on just busting out the one sex scene and leaving it at that

plus i'm a fast reader so i guess that probably factors into it

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:49
No.2115360

Anonymous No.2115360 05/24/12(Thu)01:49 No.2115360

>>2115232
pacce pls go

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:49
No.2115363

Anonymous No.2115363 05/24/12(Thu)01:49 No.2115363

>>2115346
>not responding to everything
it's like you don't want to feel important

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:50
No.2115378

Anonymous No.2115378 05/24/12(Thu)01:50 No.2115378

>>2115354
How about this
Scootaloo revels in degredation
Nothing like being called a "naughty, naughty filly"
It got bad enough she entered a private charter school after her career under Cheerilee just for the corporal punishment.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:50
No.2115381

Anonymous No.2115381 05/24/12(Thu)01:50 No.2115381

>>2115348

>blowing smoke rings after sex

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:51
No.2115387

Anonymous No.2115387 05/24/12(Thu)01:51 No.2115387

File: 1337838677976.png-(400 KB, 1000x888, 1332884611607.png)

>>2115343

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:51
No.2115389

Anonymous No.2115389 05/24/12(Thu)01:51 No.2115389

>>2115363
y-yea who doesn't want to feel like a self-important faggot on the internet?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:51
No.2115392

Anonymous No.2115392 05/24/12(Thu)01:51 No.2115392

>>2115231
Because we're all fags anyway.

His moist breath in your mane, you quietly submit to his will.

His thick cock enters your anus at once, without warning. Suddenly, your decision to "quietly" submit becomes very difficult.

"Oh, you're a cryer?" laughs Big Mac as he continues to enter your hole.

"Well, this oughta help" he says, as he grabs a bridle from the hook on the wall. Roughly shoving the bit between your teeth, he yanks the reins, pulling you yet further onto his throbbing stallionhood.

Now fully embedded within your girly backside, he settles his full weight on your back, forcefully pinning you to the ground. He begins to thrust, in and out, your ass screaming in pain.

After a while, he would begin to pick up the pace, slabbing his massive flanks against your behind, until he finally shot his sticky pony semen deep inside your waiting ass.

He sees you reaching a hoof toward your still throbbing member, and roughly stomps on your balls.

"The female orgasm is a lie, bitch. Now lick up the mess your whore ass made, and leave. I expect to see you back here the same time next week, though, unless you want all of ponyville to know what a slut you are."

>>2115232
oh god hnng.

Snarky Bastard
05/24/12(Thu)01:51
No.2115394

Snarky Bastard No.2115394 05/24/12(Thu)01:51 No.2115394

>>2115354

i admit, the "and then sex happens" thing is annoying, especially when i write myself into a corner and have to do it. but we ain't the only ones that do it. near all porn fanfiction does it.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:51
No.2115397

Anonymous No.2115397 05/24/12(Thu)01:51 No.2115397

>>2115318
You've yet to really ask me what you'd like from me specifically.

I mean I gave you kind of a specific longness of a request thatI'm looking forwards to!

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:51
No.2115399

Anonymous No.2115399 05/24/12(Thu)01:51 No.2115399

>>2115378
man
chistery was writing that last night and she made me feel really bad for liking it
i thought she was cool, but i guess she was wrong

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:51
No.2115400

Anonymous No.2115400 05/24/12(Thu)01:51 No.2115400

>>2115346
>not expecting a response to inane posts
Where do you think we are

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:52
No.2115405

Anonymous No.2115405 05/24/12(Thu)01:52 No.2115405

>>2115378
CHSTRSTRSTRY pls go

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:52
No.2115407

Anonymous No.2115407 05/24/12(Thu)01:52 No.2115407

>>2115354
Point being, that's what you seem to emphasize when the situation is brought up. It's not that I don't want to try, far from it, it's that I don't want to waste an idea for nothing, and the fact that TAW is the only person who's been able to write something satisfactory enough is not very fucking encouraging.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:52
No.2115410

Anonymous No.2115410 05/24/12(Thu)01:52 No.2115410

>>2115318
>>2115354

>i do trades with people because i feel like it's the only way to get myself something i can really enjoy

I'd be able to help with this more if I could get behind certain fetishes and whatnot. I'm terribly vanilla which makes things a little difficult to visualize pleasurably sometimes.

And I'd write more if I wasn't doing waifu things and people actually had ideas they wanted to give me instead of waiting to pile it onto you or TAW. You poor guys, seriously.

And I agree on build up being important. Fuck's sake, I wrote 3 dates with Pinkie before we did any sexual shenanigans.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:52
No.2115413

Anonymous No.2115413 05/24/12(Thu)01:52 No.2115413

>>2115405
No pls stay

MT
05/24/12(Thu)01:53
No.2115415

MT No.2115415 05/24/12(Thu)01:53 No.2115415

File: 1337838784417.png-(155 KB, 600x450, Cutie Mark Maids.png)

I'd watch a show about the cutie mark crusaders being Maids and failing at it.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:53
No.2115416

Anonymous No.2115416 05/24/12(Thu)01:53 No.2115416

>>2115397
oh i know who that is
i thought i made a request of you
though honestly i could probably think of something better
i'm sorry
and yeah, your thing is gonna be way long
i'm a little scared i won't do it justice
actually have to think of a plot or something too
i feel bad because i put a lot of work into narrative elements and metaphors in twilight story and no one liked them but i will try hard on your story
also i will try to think of something specific

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:53
No.2115417

Anonymous No.2115417 05/24/12(Thu)01:53 No.2115417

>>2115399
> actually feeling bad because other people don't like the shit you like
Man
It's like you haven't been online before.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:53
No.2115421

Anonymous No.2115421 05/24/12(Thu)01:53 No.2115421

You guys got the link to the documentary?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:53
No.2115427

Anonymous No.2115427 05/24/12(Thu)01:53 No.2115427

>>2115392
caramel pls write a bit more happy

Snarky Bastard
05/24/12(Thu)01:53
No.2115428

Snarky Bastard No.2115428 05/24/12(Thu)01:53 No.2115428

File: 1337838836116.jpg-(3 KB, 126x122, jim ross bah .jpg)

>>2115392

so why is Big Mac suddenly Kelt?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:54
No.2115438

Anonymous No.2115438 05/24/12(Thu)01:54 No.2115438

>>2115415
It would be like the three stooges, only adorable.
I humbly requests more pictures of their antics.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:54
No.2115439

Anonymous No.2115439 05/24/12(Thu)01:54 No.2115439

>>2115291
>>2115232

>Gilda slaps you across the face
>you slap her back
>she slaps you
>you slap her
>you keep trading blows, getting heavier and heavier, until you're finally punching each other
>she grabs you by the neck and throws you onto the bed, mounting you

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:55
No.2115442

Anonymous No.2115442 05/24/12(Thu)01:55 No.2115442

>>2115399
it's her fault for not sticking to her premise

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:55
No.2115444

Anonymous No.2115444 05/24/12(Thu)01:55 No.2115444

>>2115392
>hot
>hotter
>hotter
>ballcrushing
>terrible dialogue

Fuck.

Oh well.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:55
No.2115446

Anonymous No.2115446 05/24/12(Thu)01:55 No.2115446

>>2115428

Is it Kelt? I thought it was Kurt.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:55
No.2115448

Anonymous No.2115448 05/24/12(Thu)01:55 No.2115448

>>2115201
>>2115230

Care to recommend some video games in which you can do this?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:55
No.2115449

Anonymous No.2115449 05/24/12(Thu)01:55 No.2115449

>>2115427
>he doesn't like orgasm denial, abuse, and blackmail
...Okay :(

>>2115428
I couldn't think of a sexy line, so I went funny.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:55
No.2115452

Anonymous No.2115452 05/24/12(Thu)01:55 No.2115452

>>2115407
well... again, it's just that when you read a random story and it's basically three sentences of prep before 'oh boy time for sex', it's kind of a stark reminder than the sex writing in this fandom is in perepetual infancy
not to sound like a pretentious faggot i'm sorry
i guess i'm making a mistake by comparing it to other stuff
but honestly, i don't see that it's really weird to want a sex story that's long enough to enjoy properly

also taw's scoot story was good but it was still a struggle to get anything done
i really don't think my standards are that high, i get off to some stupid shit, but most of what people write about pones is way off base

>>2115410
i'm sorry
i'll try to think of stuff if you feel like you're capable of doing longer stuff
would be nice to get a little bit of the pressure off

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:55
No.2115456

Anonymous No.2115456 05/24/12(Thu)01:55 No.2115456

>>2115448
Tribes: Ascend

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:55
No.2115457

Anonymous No.2115457 05/24/12(Thu)01:55 No.2115457

>>2115439

I want to like this, but the thought of hitting a girl with any real force drives me crazy. I just can't do it.

Maybe I'd throw her around.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:55
No.2115458

Anonymous No.2115458 05/24/12(Thu)01:55 No.2115458

>>2115421
pls respond

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:56
No.2115463

Anonymous No.2115463 05/24/12(Thu)01:56 No.2115463

>>2115438

>"Hey, Lunkhead!"
>"What's the big idea~?!"
>"AH'M A VICTIM 'A CIRCUMSTANCE!"

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:56
No.2115467

Anonymous No.2115467 05/24/12(Thu)01:56 No.2115467

>>2115232
>>2115256
>>2115392
2beta4me

Leth !Leth/HQgHY
05/24/12(Thu)01:57
No.2115469

Leth !Leth/HQgHY No.2115469 05/24/12(Thu)01:57 No.2115469

>>2115448
Superman 64.

Snarky Bastard
05/24/12(Thu)01:57
No.2115470

Snarky Bastard No.2115470 05/24/12(Thu)01:57 No.2115470

File: 1337839028021.jpg-(17 KB, 229x228, mlp big mac s.jpg)

>>2115446

well, Big Mac is well-known for not being a fan of the "black people". and for plowing a field WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN' NECK

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:57
No.2115472

Anonymous No.2115472 05/24/12(Thu)01:57 No.2115472

>>2115416
I'm sure you'll do it justice. I know I kind of spelled it out but there's so little of that kind of content out there. I've trawled the /d/ threads, they're pretty barren in content of that literary sort.

Totally stokes for a long fic, like, the whole concept means it can't be very short and the physical and psychological cravings are what is about
I liked your twilight story btw. Verily so.
Also hit me up when you've got an idea for a request

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:57
No.2115475

Anonymous No.2115475 05/24/12(Thu)01:57 No.2115475

>>2115467

I'm a pretty muscular dude and can't imagine ever being submissive in real life.

Unless it was Gilda.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:57
No.2115476

Anonymous No.2115476 05/24/12(Thu)01:57 No.2115476

>>2115457

>"What, you call yourself a man and you can't show me who's boss? Gonna let me pound you, huh? Why do I even hang around with a pussy like you..."

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:58
No.2115480

Anonymous No.2115480 05/24/12(Thu)01:58 No.2115480

>>2115469
hahahahaha ring flying simulator 64

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:58
No.2115481

Anonymous No.2115481 05/24/12(Thu)01:58 No.2115481

>>2115469

pls no

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:58
No.2115483

Anonymous No.2115483 05/24/12(Thu)01:58 No.2115483

>>2115463
POIFECT

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:58
No.2115484

Anonymous No.2115484 05/24/12(Thu)01:58 No.2115484

>>2115472
7chan's elit board is often decent; It at least has a wide range of stuff, and most of it is at least fappable.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:58
No.2115486

Anonymous No.2115486 05/24/12(Thu)01:58 No.2115486

File: 1337839099193.jpg-(2 KB, 127x97, laughing pegasi.jpg)

>>2115469
You asshole

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:58
No.2115488

Anonymous No.2115488 05/24/12(Thu)01:58 No.2115488

File: 1337839107689.jpg-(100 KB, 800x800, 1333571612432.jpg)

>>2115475

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:58
No.2115490

Anonymous No.2115490 05/24/12(Thu)01:58 No.2115490

File: 1337839112608.png-(126 KB, 1347x1385, gay estrus.png)

>>2115149
Is that gay estrus thing done so soon?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:58
No.2115491

Anonymous No.2115491 05/24/12(Thu)01:58 No.2115491

>>2115476
>tfw you will never be pegged by gilda

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:59
No.2115494

Anonymous No.2115494 05/24/12(Thu)01:59 No.2115494

>>2115488
God damn, so many boners

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:59
No.2115498

Anonymous No.2115498 05/24/12(Thu)01:59 No.2115498

>>2115491
>>2115476
hnnng.

I know there's some, but we need more femdom gildaxbeta anon or pone.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:59
No.2115499

Anonymous No.2115499 05/24/12(Thu)01:59 No.2115499

Can we go back to pheremone-laden pony ballmusk and the wet, noisy winking of vacuum-swollen marecunts?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:59
No.2115501

Anonymous No.2115501 05/24/12(Thu)01:59 No.2115501

>>2115449
>orgasm denial
at least there was anal
>abuse
anal
>blackmail
hah! this isn't japanese comic-land! proper blackmail would have something to do with much larger consequences other than "lol ur a hore ima tell everyone unless u b my whore"

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)01:59
No.2115504

Anonymous No.2115504 05/24/12(Thu)01:59 No.2115504

>>2115475
There's being sub and then there's just..being abused. It's sad.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:00
No.2115505

Anonymous No.2115505 05/24/12(Thu)02:00 No.2115505

>>2115499
I want to, but it seems to have died along with the gay estrus.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:00
No.2115506

Anonymous No.2115506 05/24/12(Thu)02:00 No.2115506

>>2115486
SMALLER

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:00
No.2115508

Anonymous No.2115508 05/24/12(Thu)02:00 No.2115508

>>2115452
>i'm sorry

Why are you apologizing? I was just saying I'm vanilla and still in the process of figuring out how to write things that are both concise enough to not be wordy, but lengthy enough to build setting.

And Pinkie Quest clocked in at 35,688 words at last count, though it took a few weeks of off on scenarios to get there. And it's in greentext format. Otherwise, I think I could've just made that a fic and thrown it on fimfiction if I'd had the foresight and confidence to do so.

I'm getting off base. I'm saying I think I can write longer things, I'm just not confident in my abilities yet. I'll finish your request and hopefully you'll enjoy it, then I can branch out from there.

I'm more worried you won't enjoy it than anything about writing length, to be honest.

klarajade
05/24/12(Thu)02:00
No.2115512

klarajade No.2115512 05/24/12(Thu)02:00 No.2115512

File: 1337839235720.png-(126 KB, 331x333, 1329232185180.png)

>>2115469
I know what to get you for your birthday now

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:00
No.2115513

Anonymous No.2115513 05/24/12(Thu)02:00 No.2115513

>>2115480
>I sucked so bad I couldn't get past the tutorial

Go ahead and head downtown to turn your membership card in tomorrow, alright?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:01
No.2115516

Anonymous No.2115516 05/24/12(Thu)02:01 No.2115516

>>2115457
Throw her against the wall. the force of your throw with the impact and her unsure footing will do much more damage

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:01
No.2115517

Anonymous No.2115517 05/24/12(Thu)02:01 No.2115517

>>2115501
Yes, but I'm a terrible writer so that's the best I can do. Please do write some or all of those better if you can.

Also, ballcrushing definitely abuse.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:01
No.2115519

Anonymous No.2115519 05/24/12(Thu)02:01 No.2115519

File: 1337839279771.jpg-(521 KB, 1280x1274, Unfinished Gilda.jpg)

>>2115491

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:01
No.2115520

Anonymous No.2115520 05/24/12(Thu)02:01 No.2115520

>>2115508
pinkie quest was great. thanks again for putting that together. was >fun from beginning to end.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:01
No.2115521

Anonymous No.2115521 05/24/12(Thu)02:01 No.2115521

>>2115506
pffthahahaha holy fuck I never realized that was that small. I must've saved the thumbnail. Anybody gotta full version I can have?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:02
No.2115527

Anonymous No.2115527 05/24/12(Thu)02:02 No.2115527

>>2115491
>>2115476
>>2115457

>you will never turn the tables on Gilda, acting as the dominant one after "overpowering" her
>she will never enjoy losing a competition for once
>she will never make you fight for your victories, only giving in after one hell of a fight

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:02
No.2115534

Anonymous No.2115534 05/24/12(Thu)02:02 No.2115534

File: 1337839353086.png-(189 KB, 458x349, horses laughing.png)

>>2115521

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:02
No.2115538

Anonymous No.2115538 05/24/12(Thu)02:02 No.2115538

>>2115532
What kind of link is that?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:02
No.2115540

Anonymous No.2115540 05/24/12(Thu)02:02 No.2115540

>>2115532

why

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:02
No.2115541

Anonymous No.2115541 05/24/12(Thu)02:02 No.2115541

>>2115532
lol, sorry, but yeah, google image reverse search, lol.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:03
No.2115542

Anonymous No.2115542 05/24/12(Thu)02:03 No.2115542

>>2115476

>Pick her up, throw her to the ground

"That all you got, bitch? You hit like a girl."

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:03
No.2115543

Anonymous No.2115543 05/24/12(Thu)02:03 No.2115543

>>2115508
i'm thrilled you're gonna try so hard
if it ends up being something i can enjoy fully i will be in your debt
still waiting for your half of the request too, i suppose
if i write fast i can keep from breaking my 'no more than three requests' rule

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:03
No.2115545

Anonymous No.2115545 05/24/12(Thu)02:03 No.2115545

>>2115499
Might be cool. Got a particular direction you'd rather it take?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:03
No.2115546

Anonymous No.2115546 05/24/12(Thu)02:03 No.2115546

File: 1337839394975.jpg-(51 KB, 453x604, the shining.jpg)

>>2115532
what

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:03
No.2115548

Anonymous No.2115548 05/24/12(Thu)02:03 No.2115548

>>2115520
I'm glad you enjoyed it! I had fun writing it, but it really boils down to if the intended audience enjoyed it. It means a lot to hear it was.

Snarky Bastard
05/24/12(Thu)02:03
No.2115549

Snarky Bastard No.2115549 05/24/12(Thu)02:03 No.2115549

>>2115476

>SLAP
>"i bet you wanna hit me, huh?"
>SLAP
>"so why don't you? scared"
>SLAP
>"you little bitch. i bet that hurts."
>SLAP
>"you gonna bend over for me, little bitch?"
>SLAP
>"maybe when i'm done i'll go see your best friend. at least he treats me like a fucking woman."

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:04
No.2115554

Anonymous No.2115554 05/24/12(Thu)02:04 No.2115554

>>2115543
I have yet to come up with a write worthy idea for you to spend time on, so don't worry about that. I can always wait until something strikes me and then hit you up when you've got time.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:04
No.2115555

Anonymous No.2115555 05/24/12(Thu)02:04 No.2115555

>>2115547
He does it because it makes it even harder to filter him.
Huge faggot, amirite?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:04
No.2115556

Anonymous No.2115556 05/24/12(Thu)02:04 No.2115556

>>2115543
Please respond.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:04
No.2115558

Anonymous No.2115558 05/24/12(Thu)02:04 No.2115558

>>2115547
You're overthinking things to the point of autism, anon.

Go to bed.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:05
No.2115561

Anonymous No.2115561 05/24/12(Thu)02:05 No.2115561

>>2115548
definitely look forward to more writing from you, stories, quests, or >greentext. massive >feels were had.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:05
No.2115565

Anonymous No.2115565 05/24/12(Thu)02:05 No.2115565

>>2115490
maybe some other time

unless you can keep going

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:05
No.2115566

Anonymous No.2115566 05/24/12(Thu)02:05 No.2115566

>>2115532
WHOA NELLY
>>2115534
thanks

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:05
No.2115567

Anonymous No.2115567 05/24/12(Thu)02:05 No.2115567

>>2115549
that was pretty good until the last sentence

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:05
No.2115569

Anonymous No.2115569 05/24/12(Thu)02:05 No.2115569

>>2115567

yeah, that cut a little deep...

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:05
No.2115570

Anonymous No.2115570 05/24/12(Thu)02:05 No.2115570

>>2115556
huh?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:06
No.2115574

Anonymous No.2115574 05/24/12(Thu)02:06 No.2115574

>>2115567
>he doesn't like cuckolding
awwww :(

That was by far the best part for me.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:06
No.2115575

Anonymous No.2115575 05/24/12(Thu)02:06 No.2115575

>>2115549

>SLAP
>CRASH
>"You want a man? You got one. Let's go."

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:06
No.2115576

Anonymous No.2115576 05/24/12(Thu)02:06 No.2115576

>>2115558
I think you need to look up what autism means. Maybe you just have trouble processing words, so let me boil it down for you:

Ross gives his own images false names so he can sockpuppet approval.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:06
No.2115579

Anonymous No.2115579 05/24/12(Thu)02:06 No.2115579

>>2115574
sorry
i had some bad experiences that have soured me on the idea
don't mind girls messing with other guys as long as it's got my permission, otherwise it kind of feels bad

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:07
No.2115581

Anonymous No.2115581 05/24/12(Thu)02:07 No.2115581

Anyone have that picture of MLPG's waifus with food and shit in front of them?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:07
No.2115588

Anonymous No.2115588 05/24/12(Thu)02:07 No.2115588

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhUZNJpDH3Q&feature=g-all-f

Ain't that interesting.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:07
No.2115590

Anonymous No.2115590 05/24/12(Thu)02:07 No.2115590

>>2115517
oh i'm not talking about the abuse or orgasm denial being bad. i'm just not really into that.

and calling yourself a terrible writer isn't going to change much. right now i'm going through well over a hundred lesbian stories to better myself with lesbian stuffs. should help my writing ability at least

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:07
No.2115591

Anonymous No.2115591 05/24/12(Thu)02:07 No.2115591

>>2115579
>permission

Tch

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:08
No.2115593

Anonymous No.2115593 05/24/12(Thu)02:08 No.2115593

>>2115561
Oh, I'm here at weird hours lurking and posting feels anonymously. It's strange. Sometimes I have no motivation to write, and then I come here and someone just triggers my writing process and I'm posting greentexts before I realize it.

I only really put my name on when I'm doing quests, someone asks who I am, or 4chanx leaves my trip on for no reason.

Rest assured though, I won't stop writing for a while yet. Though from what I hear policetrixieanon would rather I stop.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:08
No.2115598

Anonymous No.2115598 05/24/12(Thu)02:08 No.2115598

>>2115545
>sometimes you just like to sit back and listen to the sound all the mares make
>one day they manage to sound like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvDvTnTGjgQ#t=1m01s

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:09
No.2115599

Anonymous No.2115599 05/24/12(Thu)02:09 No.2115599

>>2115575

>"I knew you had it in you."

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:09
No.2115600

Anonymous No.2115600 05/24/12(Thu)02:09 No.2115600

>>2115576
>Ross falsely names his image to pretend to be anon
>Ross proceeds to pretend to be an anon pretending to be ross

No, I'm pretty sure you're performing some serious mental gymnastics here, and completely fumbling the landing.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:09
No.2115601

Anonymous No.2115601 05/24/12(Thu)02:09 No.2115601

>>2115593
Fuck that guys.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:09
No.2115603

Anonymous No.2115603 05/24/12(Thu)02:09 No.2115603

>>2115545
How about catching a pair of ponies desperately sneaking off to relieve their lusty needs, the mare's winking nearly squirting a slippery stream of her juice as the stallion's musk-dripping ponycock drools a heavy river of his preseed?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:09
No.2115606

Anonymous No.2115606 05/24/12(Thu)02:09 No.2115606

File: 1337839782325.gif-(611 KB, 1295x993, KINGZEBRAREVENGE.gif)

I herd you guys like pony comics

Snarky Bastard
05/24/12(Thu)02:09
No.2115610

Snarky Bastard No.2115610 05/24/12(Thu)02:09 No.2115610

>>2115574

>she calls you and tells you you need to get home right fucking now, something's seriously wrong
>you race home, panicked and scared, thinking maybe she got hurt or something
>you walk in on her and your buddy
>she grins at you
>you start to walk away
>she tells you not to go anywhere, she wants you to watch this, she wants you to watch what real men are like
>you watch

i'm not actually in to submission and cuckolding but i understand the appeal

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:09
No.2115611

Anonymous No.2115611 05/24/12(Thu)02:09 No.2115611

>>2115593
>weird hours
>tfw you regularly spend 12+ hours in the general
ha, fuck that loser. keep writing. you, taw, and darf make me wish i could write better than short >feels or crazy fetish stuff.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:10
No.2115612

Anonymous No.2115612 05/24/12(Thu)02:10 No.2115612

>>2115593
policetrixieanon can run his ass through with a bent stop sign, don't you dare stop

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:10
No.2115613

Anonymous No.2115613 05/24/12(Thu)02:10 No.2115613

>>2115579
I'm not the guy who wrote it, I'm not offended. I just love the idea of being so worthless that I can't pleasure a woman, thus being reduced to quietly whimpering in a corner while the woman I love is filled by another, better man.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:10
No.2115614

Anonymous No.2115614 05/24/12(Thu)02:10 No.2115614

>>2115606
0/10

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:10
No.2115615

Anonymous No.2115615 05/24/12(Thu)02:10 No.2115615

>>2115600
Not really. The thought crossed my mind as well.
Sounds like you're just bad at connecting the dots.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:10
No.2115617

Anonymous No.2115617 05/24/12(Thu)02:10 No.2115617

>>2115600
he's saying Ross forgot he renamed the image.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:10
No.2115618

Anonymous No.2115618 05/24/12(Thu)02:10 No.2115618

>>2115610
i wish so badly i could enjoy this idea
in the abstract, it's hot as fuck
in reality, it'd probably be pretty upsetting

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:11
No.2115625

Anonymous No.2115625 05/24/12(Thu)02:11 No.2115625

>>2115600
No, you're an idiot and draw dumb conclusions. I was only saying that Ross forgot to change the image's name back.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:11
No.2115627

Anonymous No.2115627 05/24/12(Thu)02:11 No.2115627

>>2115606
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE PONIES DOG

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:11
No.2115630

Anonymous No.2115630 05/24/12(Thu)02:11 No.2115630

>>2115610
I hope there's someone who likes it who is up to writing some, because this gets me so good.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:11
No.2115631

Anonymous No.2115631 05/24/12(Thu)02:11 No.2115631

>>2115613
> I just love the idea of [...]

but

but why

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:12
No.2115635

Anonymous No.2115635 05/24/12(Thu)02:12 No.2115635

iam so hiiiiiigh right nwo

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:12
No.2115641

Anonymous No.2115641 05/24/12(Thu)02:12 No.2115641

>>2115635
AB go away

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:13
No.2115643

Anonymous No.2115643 05/24/12(Thu)02:13 No.2115643

>>2115610

I honestly wonder if there are any stories like this where the guy mans up and takes what's his. I'd love to see her reaction when you toss the guy off of her and show her what she gets for trying to emasculate you.

>>2115618

This, mostly is why I can't enjoy this fetish.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:13
No.2115644

Anonymous No.2115644 05/24/12(Thu)02:13 No.2115644

File: 1337839990462.png-(163 KB, 500x667, tumblr_m0xwklG1hq1ro76bwo3_500.png)

>>2115635
Thanks for sharing.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:14
No.2115660

Anonymous No.2115660 05/24/12(Thu)02:14 No.2115660

>>2115631
Hard to describe. For me it even goes as far as chastity fetishism

It's hard to directly describe the reasons. It's like the ultimate form of submission.

I read one supposedly real description of cuckolding fetishism, this guy's wife supposedly injected his dick with lidocaine, took it out of the cage, rode it to orgasm, then put the cage back on. He didn't feel a thing. God damn that sounds hot.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:14
No.2115665

Anonymous No.2115665 05/24/12(Thu)02:14 No.2115665

File: 1337840084165.gif-(278 KB, 301x318, 1329609290531.gif)

>>2115611
I'm no great writer, but if you ever want my opinion on something or if I can help you out just let me know. Either catch me in a thread or message me on fimfiction and I'll do what I can to help, even if it's just proofreading. It was what felt like a long time that I just wrote greentexts and feels anonymously, and I can guarantee they were not good at the start. Just keep working at it and you'll do fine.

Glitter Glue
05/24/12(Thu)02:15
No.2115671

Glitter Glue No.2115671 05/24/12(Thu)02:15 No.2115671

File: 1337840116710.png-(56 KB, 600x1300, cakecheating.png)

>>2115618
>>2115643
what if it's fake cuckolding because they love each other too much to cheat, even if they both had permission

Snarky Bastard
05/24/12(Thu)02:15
No.2115675

Snarky Bastard No.2115675 05/24/12(Thu)02:15 No.2115675

>>2115643

i can tell you what her reaction would be (or at least my version of her would do).

she'd squeal like a girl and swoon, and your relationship would progress to the two of you constantly competing for who gets to be in charge. she desperately wants a paradigm shift, but it can only truly come when you grow a set and take charge.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:15
No.2115678

Anonymous No.2115678 05/24/12(Thu)02:15 No.2115678

The thought of humanized Gilda's sweaty, muscular thighs squeezing my torso as she rides me cowgirl style gives me a boner stronger than any other.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:16
No.2115689

Anonymous No.2115689 05/24/12(Thu)02:16 No.2115689

>>2115671
That is so goddamn adorable. Also hot.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:16
No.2115690

Anonymous No.2115690 05/24/12(Thu)02:16 No.2115690

>>2115671
that's pretending. it's another 'what if' situation. but at least it gets results

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:16
No.2115696

Anonymous No.2115696 05/24/12(Thu)02:16 No.2115696

File: 1337840214759.png-(480 KB, 1200x900, 1333571536125.png)

>>2115678
Human or original version?

MT
05/24/12(Thu)02:17
No.2115700

MT No.2115700 05/24/12(Thu)02:17 No.2115700

>>2115671
S..s..stupid GG...It's not like I didn't wanna imagine other things tonight~

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:17
No.2115706

Anonymous No.2115706 05/24/12(Thu)02:17 No.2115706

>>2115696

Now that I think about it, I'd much rather have the original.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:17
No.2115709

Anonymous No.2115709 05/24/12(Thu)02:17 No.2115709

>>2115665
thanks! i'll definitely take you up on that offer. but seriously, keep up the writing, i'll always be here reading.

Snarky Bastard
05/24/12(Thu)02:18
No.2115711

Snarky Bastard No.2115711 05/24/12(Thu)02:18 No.2115711

>>2115696

either. i think of feathery thighs, i think of harpies. i think of harpies, i think of dominant chicks. i think of dominant chicks, i think of Gilda. it's a fucking circle, man.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:19
No.2115718

Anonymous No.2115718 05/24/12(Thu)02:19 No.2115718

>>2115696
>razor sharp claws barely contained by long latex gloves

Hoo boy

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:20
No.2115734

Anonymous No.2115734 05/24/12(Thu)02:20 No.2115734

>>2115675

And then you clap her one across the face and tell her in no uncertain terms that if she tries to pull any shit like that again, you'll make sure she regrets it.

I value loyalty - cheating goes totally against my nature, and I would never do that to her - having it done to me would hurt me very deeply, especially if it was with someone I was close to.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:21
No.2115742

Anonymous No.2115742 05/24/12(Thu)02:21 No.2115742

>you will never hug a pone

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:21
No.2115743

Anonymous No.2115743 05/24/12(Thu)02:21 No.2115743

>>2115718

I'd want huge, bloody gashes down my back after every time we fuck.

We'd be regulars at the hospital. I'd be sitting there next to her, a slowly reddening white towel pressed on my back, when the same doctor comes in, smirks, and signals me to come get stitches.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:22
No.2115752

Anonymous No.2115752 05/24/12(Thu)02:22 No.2115752

>>2115743
He'd probably lecture you on a very different kind of safe sex.

Snarky Bastard
05/24/12(Thu)02:22
No.2115756

Snarky Bastard No.2115756 05/24/12(Thu)02:22 No.2115756

File: 1337840561782.jpg-(52 KB, 518x341, cm punk look at him and l.jpg)

>>2115734

hold on loosely, brother.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:23
No.2115761

Anonymous No.2115761 05/24/12(Thu)02:23 No.2115761

>itt: people who have no idea how con-cuck works

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:23
No.2115763

Anonymous No.2115763 05/24/12(Thu)02:23 No.2115763

>>2115752

>He suggests corking her talons during sex

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:24
No.2115765

Anonymous No.2115765 05/24/12(Thu)02:24 No.2115765

Does anyone have the link to the fanfiction catalog? Re-installed windows so I don't have any of my bookmarks.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:24
No.2115770

Anonymous No.2115770 05/24/12(Thu)02:24 No.2115770

>>2115765
what fanfiction catalogue?
the porn one?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:24
No.2115772

Anonymous No.2115772 05/24/12(Thu)02:24 No.2115772

>>2115756

I'm all for roleplay and stuff, but honestly if she brought someone else in on it and "surprised" me, that would be crossing a line.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:24
No.2115773

Anonymous No.2115773 05/24/12(Thu)02:24 No.2115773

>>2115765
Uh...

WHICH fanfiction catalog?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:24
No.2115774

Anonymous No.2115774 05/24/12(Thu)02:24 No.2115774

File: 1337840693580.jpg-(138 KB, 640x480, 1337840400509.jpg)

Are people who are scared of spiders also scared of Krabs?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:25
No.2115780

Anonymous No.2115780 05/24/12(Thu)02:25 No.2115780

>>2115774
I'm scared of pretty much any deep-sea creature.
Fucking nightmare fuel.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:25
No.2115781

Anonymous No.2115781 05/24/12(Thu)02:25 No.2115781

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKJNR7jJXAI&feature=autoplay&list=PLD4C02BA11FFC7F8C&play
next=2
http://www.rainymood.com/

My ears are having an orgasm. This is amazing.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:25
No.2115784

Anonymous No.2115784 05/24/12(Thu)02:25 No.2115784

>>2115774
No, Krabs is slow as shit and actually makes noise.

Spiders are like fucking aliens.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:25
No.2115785

Anonymous No.2115785 05/24/12(Thu)02:25 No.2115785

>>2115772
Point is, before she tried that, she would know good and well that it's exactly what gets you off.

It's like you aren't putting a modicum of trust in your waifu on this.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:25
No.2115786

Anonymous No.2115786 05/24/12(Thu)02:25 No.2115786

>>2115770
Yea, that one.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:25
No.2115787

Anonymous No.2115787 05/24/12(Thu)02:25 No.2115787

>>2115774

Fuck no. I love seafood.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:26
No.2115788

Anonymous No.2115788 05/24/12(Thu)02:26 No.2115788

>>2115565
>the only food the stallion has brought you so far is a banana
>you know his purpose in bringing it to you, but you are hungry enough not to care
>all eyes are on you as you eat the fruit and you have to remind the pony putting salve on your bruised arms to keep going
>pain and tiredness overcoming your will, you decide to make a show of finishing the banana
>a few of them hastily flee the room and others shuffle their hooves and lick their lips
>the stallion at the end of the couch has stopped edging his rear towards your feet and is staring at you openmouthed
>you toss the peel at a pony and stretch as he grabs it and runs for the bathroom
>you stifle a yawn and the pony at your feet perks up his ears
>you know you won't have to worry about your anal integrity around these ponies, but as you shut your eyes you know you shouldn't fall asleep
>you yawn again and decide that resting your eyes couldn't hurt as long as your were care-

Snarky Bastard
05/24/12(Thu)02:26
No.2115793

Snarky Bastard No.2115793 05/24/12(Thu)02:26 No.2115793

>>2115743

>the night after you get back from the hospital
>she tells you she's feeling frisky
>you are still very conscious of the large gashes on your back that haven't healed yet
>she tells you she'll check and see if they're healed enough
>"yep, good to go"
>you can feel they're not even close and tell her
>"look, goddammit, bloody back or not, you're sticking it in me tonight."

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:26
No.2115794

Anonymous No.2115794 05/24/12(Thu)02:26 No.2115794

>>2115781
>not playing the superior illumination
It's no rainy mood, but if you don't like this song, ur a faget
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r83sdnV2eLU

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:26
No.2115795

Anonymous No.2115795 05/24/12(Thu)02:26 No.2115795

>>2115774
I don't eat Krab because of that. When I think of Krab's legs being eaten, I think of giant tarantula legs being munched on

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:27
No.2115800

Anonymous No.2115800 05/24/12(Thu)02:27 No.2115800

>>2115785

I think he's new to the idea of consensual cuckolding.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:27
No.2115801

Anonymous No.2115801 05/24/12(Thu)02:27 No.2115801

>>2115786
google clopsort

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:27
No.2115802

Anonymous No.2115802 05/24/12(Thu)02:27 No.2115802

>>2115774
I can't speak for every arachnaphobe, but I'm certainly not. I mean, I'm still wary of bigass pinchers, but Krabs is cool. Spiders are the spawn of Satan.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:27
No.2115805

Anonymous No.2115805 05/24/12(Thu)02:27 No.2115805

File: 1337840837919.jpg-(101 KB, 724x587, 1322859426236.jpg)

I wish these threads weren't constant fetish bullshit.

They never used to be, we at least had some other nonsexual stuff mixed in.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:27
No.2115809

Anonymous No.2115809 05/24/12(Thu)02:27 No.2115809

>>2115795

It's Crab. with a C.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:27
No.2115810

Anonymous No.2115810 05/24/12(Thu)02:27 No.2115810

File: 1337840869651.png-(119 KB, 800x600, 1333572400249.png)

>>2115793
Well, since we don't want to get scratched, how about we tie Gilda down?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:27
No.2115811

Anonymous No.2115811 05/24/12(Thu)02:27 No.2115811

>>2115774
Depends on the Krab.
Spiders are all around fucking spawns of Satan himself though.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:28
No.2115815

Anonymous No.2115815 05/24/12(Thu)02:28 No.2115815

>>2115805

It's not ALWAYS fetish bullshit.

Just most of the time.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:28
No.2115816

Anonymous No.2115816 05/24/12(Thu)02:28 No.2115816

>>2115603
You might know know what the loud slapping and squelching noise is when you first arrive in Equestria. You would have a a guess of course, but this is far too loud to be what you think it is, right? Wrong.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:28
No.2115822

Anonymous No.2115822 05/24/12(Thu)02:28 No.2115822

>>2115810

Spread-eagle on a mattress

All of my unf

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:29
No.2115823

Anonymous No.2115823 05/24/12(Thu)02:29 No.2115823

>>2115805
I'm doing other things, like DA and Flockdraw. The only thing that caught my eye so far was the Maid CMC, but I decided to keep stuff to myself at the moment.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:29
No.2115824

Anonymous No.2115824 05/24/12(Thu)02:29 No.2115824

>>2115772

Look - I think you missed the part where this was consensual - something you both agreed to.

Obviously, if she did something like that for real, it'd be unforgiveable.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:29
No.2115825

Anonymous No.2115825 05/24/12(Thu)02:29 No.2115825

File: 1337840972040.png-(92 KB, 464x361, 1320638048694.png)

>>2115709

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:29
No.2115826

Anonymous No.2115826 05/24/12(Thu)02:29 No.2115826

>>2115801
thank you kind anon.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:29
No.2115827

Anonymous No.2115827 05/24/12(Thu)02:29 No.2115827

>>2115800
No joke.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:30
No.2115831

Anonymous No.2115831 05/24/12(Thu)02:30 No.2115831

>>2115824
Except I didn't agree to it.

Fuck you.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:30
No.2115833

Anonymous No.2115833 05/24/12(Thu)02:30 No.2115833

>>2115785
>>2115800
>>2115824

...Okay, I was probably mistaken... but honestly I don't get you guys at all...

Krabb !SHACKgKv2o
05/24/12(Thu)02:30
No.2115834

Krabb !SHACKgKv2o No.2115834 05/24/12(Thu)02:30 No.2115834

File: 1337841019543.png-(102 KB, 349x314, GOTTA GO DASH.png)

>>2115811
>>2115802
>>2115795
>>2115784
>>2115774

>YOU PEOPLE

MT
05/24/12(Thu)02:30
No.2115835

MT No.2115835 05/24/12(Thu)02:30 No.2115835

Honestly I'm about to work on Mrs. Cake
but eh...I can't get motivated

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:30
No.2115839

Anonymous No.2115839 05/24/12(Thu)02:30 No.2115839

>>2115805
Sorry. Bout a half dozen of us got cockblocked last night. Making up for it now.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:31
No.2115840

Anonymous No.2115840 05/24/12(Thu)02:31 No.2115840

>>2115788
>dreams come and go
>mountains rise and fall to the whims of your breathing
>every now and then you feel a slight bump, a kick that didn't feel of 'that world' you're occupying. but no matter
>it doesn't last long enough to make an impression

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:31
No.2115841

Anonymous No.2115841 05/24/12(Thu)02:31 No.2115841

>>2115805

i like wings non-sexually

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:31
No.2115843

Anonymous No.2115843 05/24/12(Thu)02:31 No.2115843

>>2115835
Do it or ill beat you.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:31
No.2115845

Anonymous No.2115845 05/24/12(Thu)02:31 No.2115845

>>2115794
That was annoying as fuck.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:31
No.2115846

Anonymous No.2115846 05/24/12(Thu)02:31 No.2115846

File: 1337841094375.gif-(804 KB, 1307x734, 1330755700875.gif)

>>2115834

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:31
No.2115847

Anonymous No.2115847 05/24/12(Thu)02:31 No.2115847

>>2115835
So go to bed.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:31
No.2115849

Anonymous No.2115849 05/24/12(Thu)02:31 No.2115849

>>2115793
"alright but i'm going in dry"

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:32
No.2115851

Anonymous No.2115851 05/24/12(Thu)02:32 No.2115851

File: 1337841133261.png-(365 KB, 710x720, 0r0chi accepting $500 commisio(...).png)

>>2115847
>sleeping

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:32
No.2115853

Anonymous No.2115853 05/24/12(Thu)02:32 No.2115853

File: 1337841145250.gif-(1.31 MB, 448x540, Panic.gif)

>>2115835
But... but no one draws Mr. Cake! Someone has to!

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:32
No.2115854

Anonymous No.2115854 05/24/12(Thu)02:32 No.2115854

>you will never introduce Gilda to cuddling
>she will never find she actually kind of likes it
>she will never threaten to kick your ass if you tell anyone about that spot on her head that makes her shiver when you pet her there

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:32
No.2115857

Anonymous No.2115857 05/24/12(Thu)02:32 No.2115857

File: 1337841155951.png-(51 KB, 320x346, 1332120831252.png)

>>2115825

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:32
No.2115858

Anonymous No.2115858 05/24/12(Thu)02:32 No.2115858

>>2115793
any chance of this become a real story

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:33
No.2115866

Anonymous No.2115866 05/24/12(Thu)02:33 No.2115866

>>2115849
God no. Have you ever fucked a dry girl? It's so painful.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:33
No.2115868

Anonymous No.2115868 05/24/12(Thu)02:33 No.2115868

>>2115849

>you show her the picture of the Ewok
>it makes her hungry for some reason

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:33
No.2115870

Anonymous No.2115870 05/24/12(Thu)02:33 No.2115870

>>2115866
yeah, for both of you
makes it better in this instance

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:33
No.2115872

Anonymous No.2115872 05/24/12(Thu)02:33 No.2115872

>>2115866
4chan

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:33
No.2115873

Anonymous No.2115873 05/24/12(Thu)02:33 No.2115873

>>2115866
>fucking latex

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:34
No.2115876

Anonymous No.2115876 05/24/12(Thu)02:34 No.2115876

>>2115870
I enjoy pain, sure, but not on my dick.
Anywhere but my dick.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:34
No.2115879

Anonymous No.2115879 05/24/12(Thu)02:34 No.2115879

So did AB off himself last night?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:34
No.2115883

Anonymous No.2115883 05/24/12(Thu)02:34 No.2115883

>>2115879
Probably.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:35
No.2115884

Anonymous No.2115884 05/24/12(Thu)02:35 No.2115884

>>2115879

Who cares?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:35
No.2115886

Anonymous No.2115886 05/24/12(Thu)02:35 No.2115886

>>2115879

no, it was SB

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:35
No.2115889

Anonymous No.2115889 05/24/12(Thu)02:35 No.2115889

File: 1337841323050.png-(1.64 MB, 1280x1042, 1326359569541-(n1332185982897).png)

>>2115841
SO DO I

Snarky Bastard
05/24/12(Thu)02:35
No.2115890

Snarky Bastard No.2115890 05/24/12(Thu)02:35 No.2115890

>>2115858

not from me. i don't actually like Gilda.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:35
No.2115891

Anonymous No.2115891 05/24/12(Thu)02:35 No.2115891

WHY DO THE NIGHT THREADS SUCK?!

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:35
No.2115894

Anonymous No.2115894 05/24/12(Thu)02:35 No.2115894

>>2115886
I thought it was LK

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:35
No.2115895

Anonymous No.2115895 05/24/12(Thu)02:35 No.2115895

>>2115890
what the fuck man

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:36
No.2115898

Anonymous No.2115898 05/24/12(Thu)02:36 No.2115898

Needy bastard.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:36
No.2115900

Anonymous No.2115900 05/24/12(Thu)02:36 No.2115900

>>2115894
No, it was 01

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:36
No.2115901

Anonymous No.2115901 05/24/12(Thu)02:36 No.2115901

>>2115891

BECAUSE OF YOU

AND YOUR SHITTY POSTS

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:36
No.2115902

Anonymous No.2115902 05/24/12(Thu)02:36 No.2115902

>>2115890

I hate you. SO much.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:36
No.2115903

Anonymous No.2115903 05/24/12(Thu)02:36 No.2115903

File: 1337841382733.png-(262 KB, 567x499, 1329471946983.png)

>>2115890
>don't like Gilda

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:36
No.2115905

Anonymous No.2115905 05/24/12(Thu)02:36 No.2115905

>>2115879
Don't think so. I hope not at least.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:36
No.2115906

Anonymous No.2115906 05/24/12(Thu)02:36 No.2115906

>>2115890
Hey Snarky,
you should write more gay porn

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:36
No.2115909

Anonymous No.2115909 05/24/12(Thu)02:36 No.2115909

>>2115891
All the funny people got busted by the feds.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:36
No.2115911

Anonymous No.2115911 05/24/12(Thu)02:36 No.2115911

>>2115854

>Vanilla Gilda

I'm okay with this. Go on.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:37
No.2115912

Anonymous No.2115912 05/24/12(Thu)02:37 No.2115912

>>2115805
Personally I wanna talk about possible pone vidya.

>there will never be a multiplayer co-op platformer adventure game like Trine where you and player two switch between the 6 ponies (and occasional background pony, like YellowVGQ)

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:37
No.2115914

Anonymous No.2115914 05/24/12(Thu)02:37 No.2115914

>>2115900
Go to bed, sent.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:37
No.2115915

Anonymous No.2115915 05/24/12(Thu)02:37 No.2115915

>>2115890
as if i don't already have mutliple reasons to hate you.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:37
No.2115918

Anonymous No.2115918 05/24/12(Thu)02:37 No.2115918

File: 1337841453904.jpg-(103 KB, 800x600, 1337713327518.jpg)

Alright, Gilda is finally getting some love.

Not in the way I had hoped, but maybe she'll at least get some more fanart out of this.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:38
No.2115924

Anonymous No.2115924 05/24/12(Thu)02:38 No.2115924

GILDA FUCKING SUUUUUUUCKS

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:38
No.2115925

Anonymous No.2115925 05/24/12(Thu)02:38 No.2115925

>>2115854

>she starts purring
>embarrassed as fuck that she can't stop herself

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:38
No.2115926

Anonymous No.2115926 05/24/12(Thu)02:38 No.2115926

>>2115912
>Fluttershy is a background pony
>I'M FUNNY GUYS AHAHAHAH RIGHT
>PLEASE ACCEPT ME

Jesus christ, that joke is almost as tired as 20% cooler.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:39
No.2115934

Anonymous No.2115934 05/24/12(Thu)02:39 No.2115934

>>2115926
Put down the combat shotty man. Its not worth it.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:39
No.2115935

Anonymous No.2115935 05/24/12(Thu)02:39 No.2115935

>tfw you will never lap hungrily at gilda's dripping wet cloaca

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:39
No.2115940

Anonymous No.2115940 05/24/12(Thu)02:39 No.2115940

>>2115932
I said go to bed.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:39
No.2115941

Anonymous No.2115941 05/24/12(Thu)02:39 No.2115941

>Gelatinous griffin cloaca.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:39
No.2115945

Anonymous No.2115945 05/24/12(Thu)02:39 No.2115945

>>2115891
Because of meta posting

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:39
No.2115946

Anonymous No.2115946 05/24/12(Thu)02:39 No.2115946

File: 1337841590316.png-(73 KB, 600x569, 1337500560734.png)

>>2115935
>lower half is lion
I don't think so, Tim.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:39
No.2115947

Anonymous No.2115947 05/24/12(Thu)02:39 No.2115947

>almost as tired as 20%

And I'm sure SLUTSLUTSLUT is perfectly acceptable, isn't it?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:40
No.2115948

Anonymous No.2115948 05/24/12(Thu)02:40 No.2115948

>Warm heat from furnace ponys vents

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:40
No.2115949

Anonymous No.2115949 05/24/12(Thu)02:40 No.2115949

File: 1337841624885.png-(96 KB, 213x211, 1320725364184.png)

>>2115924
What the fuck did you just say

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:40
No.2115954

Anonymous No.2115954 05/24/12(Thu)02:40 No.2115954

>>2115947
Not even remotely.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:40
No.2115957

Anonymous No.2115957 05/24/12(Thu)02:40 No.2115957

>>2115925
I require more purring Gilda.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:41
No.2115961

Anonymous No.2115961 05/24/12(Thu)02:41 No.2115961

>>2115948
>warm heat from laptop pone's vents

Snarky Bastard
05/24/12(Thu)02:41
No.2115962

Snarky Bastard No.2115962 05/24/12(Thu)02:41 No.2115962

File: 1337841678446.jpg-(141 KB, 768x1024, mlp dash gilda humanize roc.jpg)

i just did a sweep for Gilda cosplay. know how many i found? nope, not even close. three. three people, one of them a guy, one of them a landwhale, and one of them average at best. fucking sweet.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:41
No.2115966

Anonymous No.2115966 05/24/12(Thu)02:41 No.2115966

>>2115957

>"N-no you-- NOYOUDON'TSHUTUP--!!"

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:41
No.2115967

Anonymous No.2115967 05/24/12(Thu)02:41 No.2115967

File: 1337841707704.jpg-(29 KB, 500x374, 1337840400509.jpg)

>>2115940
My attempts at lightening up a bad situation are muddled by my tiredness.

Have a cute moth.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:41
No.2115968

Anonymous No.2115968 05/24/12(Thu)02:41 No.2115968

>You will never give Gilda flowers.
>She will never scoff, but smells them anyways.
>You will never pack it with catnip.
Greater than she will never start getting loopy almost immediately.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:42
No.2115972

Anonymous No.2115972 05/24/12(Thu)02:42 No.2115972

File: 1337841739671.png-(76 KB, 331x328, 1329667689419.png)

>>2115957
>rub Gilda's tummy
>she rolls over and stretches out to give you better access

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:42
No.2115976

Anonymous No.2115976 05/24/12(Thu)02:42 No.2115976

>>2115961
>Horrible burning sensation when Tabasco spits in your eye.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:42
No.2115980

Anonymous No.2115980 05/24/12(Thu)02:42 No.2115980

>>2115925
>'comfort' her, knowing how demeaning she probably finds it
>she still curls up on your lap

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:43
No.2115981

Anonymous No.2115981 05/24/12(Thu)02:43 No.2115981

File: 1337841780275.png-(250 KB, 774x739, Molestia.png)

WHat is the opinion on JJ around here?
Like, hate, indifferent?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:43
No.2115982

Anonymous No.2115982 05/24/12(Thu)02:43 No.2115982

>>2115976
>go cool off with coke pone

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:43
No.2115984

Anonymous No.2115984 05/24/12(Thu)02:43 No.2115984

>>2115967
Oh shit nigger, that is cute.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:43
No.2115985

Anonymous No.2115985 05/24/12(Thu)02:43 No.2115985

>>2115967
Goddamn. That is a cute moth. It looks like it has little ears and shit.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:43
No.2115990

Anonymous No.2115990 05/24/12(Thu)02:43 No.2115990

>>2115981
Most of the time his shit's stupid, but I can admit when he does something good now and then.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:43
No.2115991

Anonymous No.2115991 05/24/12(Thu)02:43 No.2115991

>>2115981
I like his pony pictures

I enjoy some oh his humanized hate

Haters hate but I don't bother defending him when its time for ALL ABOARD

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:43
No.2115995

Anonymous No.2115995 05/24/12(Thu)02:43 No.2115995

ponies are ruining my life in multiple aspects. what are some steps to avoiding pone? here's what i got so far.
1. stop browsing MLPG
2. uninstall Skype

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:44
No.2115997

Anonymous No.2115997 05/24/12(Thu)02:44 No.2115997

File: 1337841842451.png-(74 KB, 587x595, Allah-eser-green.png)

So does anyone want to continue the quest when this thread is ded?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:44
No.2115998

Anonymous No.2115998 05/24/12(Thu)02:44 No.2115998

>>2115980
>>2115972
Now this is going in a direction I can tolerate.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:44
No.2115999

Anonymous No.2115999 05/24/12(Thu)02:44 No.2115999

>>2115967
Oh my God. This exists? What's it called?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:44
No.2116001

Anonymous No.2116001 05/24/12(Thu)02:44 No.2116001

>>2115967

>"Hello. You are big. I am not big. Can we still be friends?" :3

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:44
No.2116002

Anonymous No.2116002 05/24/12(Thu)02:44 No.2116002

>>2115981
Shitty humans
Good ponies
He is lazy as fuck

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:44
No.2116005

Anonymous No.2116005 05/24/12(Thu)02:44 No.2116005

>>2115999
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qo7rbSslp0

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:45
No.2116006

Anonymous No.2116006 05/24/12(Thu)02:45 No.2116006

>>2115981
Mostly indifferent. I don't have a problem with lack of progression like some people.

That said, recycling the same joke over and over grates a bit.

Goretastic
05/24/12(Thu)02:45
No.2116008

Goretastic No.2116008 05/24/12(Thu)02:45 No.2116008

Inb4 moth pones become the new thing.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:45
No.2116009

Anonymous No.2116009 05/24/12(Thu)02:45 No.2116009

>>2115995
Won't work

You'll be lonely

You will

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:45
No.2116010

Anonymous No.2116010 05/24/12(Thu)02:45 No.2116010

File: 1337841913763.jpg-(103 KB, 700x1167, tumblr_m3rviq65rw1r2r7jpo4_128(...).jpg)

>>2116002
>shitty humans

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:45
No.2116014

Anonymous No.2116014 05/24/12(Thu)02:45 No.2116014

>>2115981
I like some of his art but he puts so little effort into everything and some of it just comes out really fucked up.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:45
No.2116015

Anonymous No.2116015 05/24/12(Thu)02:45 No.2116015

>>2116010
Yep and haiku ponies are shit too.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:45
No.2116018

Anonymous No.2116018 05/24/12(Thu)02:45 No.2116018

>>2116010
wah bitch moan sameface sametits samesamesamenm

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:46
No.2116020

Anonymous No.2116020 05/24/12(Thu)02:46 No.2116020

>>2115995
>stop browsing MLPG
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FAGGOT

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:46
No.2116021

Anonymous No.2116021 05/24/12(Thu)02:46 No.2116021

>>2115961
I drilled some holes on my laptop to help with the heat. I'd add watercooling if I thought I could get away with it.

>>2115995
Don't forget to uninstall Steam, accidentally your modem, and cancel your data plan on your cell phone.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:46
No.2116022

Anonymous No.2116022 05/24/12(Thu)02:46 No.2116022

>>2116010
unf

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:46
No.2116025

Anonymous No.2116025 05/24/12(Thu)02:46 No.2116025

>>2116005
HAHA, TIME FOR CUTE INSECTS

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:47
No.2116030

Anonymous No.2116030 05/24/12(Thu)02:47 No.2116030

>Casual conversation with folks while at their place for lunch because they have better grub.
>Half mention about a guy who got caught looking at kiddy porn on his livestream.
>Mom says "Well, I guess that's more embarrassing that getting caught looking at My Little Pony."
>Eyes lock.
>She winks.
FUCK

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:47
No.2116031

Anonymous No.2116031 05/24/12(Thu)02:47 No.2116031

>>2116001
oh god my heart

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:47
No.2116032

Anonymous No.2116032 05/24/12(Thu)02:47 No.2116032

File: 1337842028974.png-(113 KB, 800x600, fluttercute.png)

>>2115967
that is one adorable fucking moth

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:47
No.2116033

Anonymous No.2116033 05/24/12(Thu)02:47 No.2116033

File: 1337842037166.png-(86 KB, 210x378, typical alpblpwm stream.png)

>>2115981
Your comics could do with some work. Hussie takes hours making sbahj look as bad as it does.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:47
No.2116038

Anonymous No.2116038 05/24/12(Thu)02:47 No.2116038

>>2116001
holy shit
uguu

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:48
No.2116042

Anonymous No.2116042 05/24/12(Thu)02:48 No.2116042

>>2116030

>mentioning anything that happens in the General
>to anyone

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:48
No.2116044

Anonymous No.2116044 05/24/12(Thu)02:48 No.2116044

>>2116032
Fuck yes, more cute Fluttershy for my horrifically small Fluttershy folder.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:48
No.2116045

Anonymous No.2116045 05/24/12(Thu)02:48 No.2116045

>>2116033
>Hussie.
>Not Dave Strider.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:48
No.2116046

Anonymous No.2116046 05/24/12(Thu)02:48 No.2116046

Stop browsing MLPG.
Uninstall Skype.
Uninstall Steam.
Change IP.
Remove wall phone
Instal virus.
Lock doors and windows.
Piss in bottles.
Grow own food.
Smoke weed.
Explore Universe.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:48
No.2116048

Anonymous No.2116048 05/24/12(Thu)02:48 No.2116048

>>2115840
>the dream fades and you hear a rhythmic breathing in your ear and feel a warmth and small wetness on your chest
>without opening your eyes you can tell that the stallion has moved from the foot of the couch and is now laying on top of you
>you crack open your eyes and see his large orbs and immaculately cleaned hole staring you in the face before his agitated tale flicks the side of your head and he gives a little thrust
>your attention is drawn to your crotch as you feel him tug at the buckle of the belt you slipped on before coming here
>he gives a frustrated whine and another thrust, then tugs harder and is rewarded with a snapping sound as your cheap belt breaks
>you can see other stallions watch him from the corner of your eye, but none of them know you are awake yet
>he is too heavy for you to throw off, and your attempts of thinking up an escape plan keep getting interrupted by the bizarreness of his winking asshole
>your button gives way with a pop and you hear a few stallions egg him on

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:49
No.2116052

Anonymous No.2116052 05/24/12(Thu)02:49 No.2116052

when will the ponies be comfortable enough on screen to let out farts

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:49
No.2116053

Anonymous No.2116053 05/24/12(Thu)02:49 No.2116053

>>2115981
Meh. I sometimes enjoy his humans, and he can do some really good shit if he actually tries. But since most of his new fans don't give a shit, then he won't as well.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:49
No.2116055

Anonymous No.2116055 05/24/12(Thu)02:49 No.2116055

>>2116042
I didn't even mention who the dude was.
>tfw mothers know everything, even your powerlevel.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:49
No.2116059

Anonymous No.2116059 05/24/12(Thu)02:49 No.2116059

>>2116030
>She winks.
she wants to fuck dude

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:49
No.2116060

Anonymous No.2116060 05/24/12(Thu)02:49 No.2116060

File: 1337842169685.png-(167 KB, 302x498, 1335506432737.png)

>>2116025
Really?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:49
No.2116063

Anonymous No.2116063 05/24/12(Thu)02:49 No.2116063

File: 1337842178700.png-(123 KB, 315x461, flutterbrarian dooks.png)

>>2116044
I can oblige

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:49
No.2116065

Anonymous No.2116065 05/24/12(Thu)02:49 No.2116065

>>2116059
>winking mothers

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:50
No.2116071

Anonymous No.2116071 05/24/12(Thu)02:50 No.2116071

File: 1337842240668.gif-(623 KB, 255x184, 1328296931680.gif)

>>2116065
Tell me about your mother.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:50
No.2116073

Anonymous No.2116073 05/24/12(Thu)02:50 No.2116073

>>2116055
Still, you just randomly brought up some asshole getting caught with CP. Bit of an odd topic, don't you think?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:51
No.2116077

Anonymous No.2116077 05/24/12(Thu)02:51 No.2116077

>>2116060
He said cute insects not holy shit.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:51
No.2116078

Anonymous No.2116078 05/24/12(Thu)02:51 No.2116078

>>2116065
Stop that.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:51
No.2116079

Anonymous No.2116079 05/24/12(Thu)02:51 No.2116079

>>2116073
Better than 'They cut goats' legs off'

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:51
No.2116081

Anonymous No.2116081 05/24/12(Thu)02:51 No.2116081

>>2116009
i already am, i doubt it'll get worse

>>2116021
luckily i don't Steam. but thanks anyway.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:51
No.2116082

Anonymous No.2116082 05/24/12(Thu)02:51 No.2116082

File: 1337842302032.png-(681 KB, 1364x768, Cheerilee Report.png)

Cheerilee is a very optimistic pony.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:51
No.2116083

Anonymous No.2116083 05/24/12(Thu)02:51 No.2116083

>>2115982
>Eyedrop pone shoots your eye with a Super Soaker full of her spit

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:51
No.2116086

Anonymous No.2116086 05/24/12(Thu)02:51 No.2116086

>>2115981

I sat in on one of his streams for about a minute and a half until I went "fuck it."

Sorry, but I canNOT handle the sound of someone eating next to a microphone.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:52
No.2116089

Anonymous No.2116089 05/24/12(Thu)02:52 No.2116089

>>2116071
Uh, she squeezed me out of her vagina 20 years ago. Everything since then has been kind of a blur.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:52
No.2116091

Anonymous No.2116091 05/24/12(Thu)02:52 No.2116091

>>2116073
How the fuck does she go from CP to ponies tho.
Where the fuck do you put those two together?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:52
No.2116093

Anonymous No.2116093 05/24/12(Thu)02:52 No.2116093

File: 1337842367769.png-(627 KB, 1000x1000, 1336973917574.png)

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:52
No.2116094

Anonymous No.2116094 05/24/12(Thu)02:52 No.2116094

>>2115997
I can quest and write fetish stuff at the same time, and the people who can't enjoy fetish stuff should enjoy your thing better than they do the current thread.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:52
No.2116095

Anonymous No.2116095 05/24/12(Thu)02:52 No.2116095

>>2116091
Both are embarrassing.

Snarky Bastard
05/24/12(Thu)02:53
No.2116099

Snarky Bastard No.2116099 05/24/12(Thu)02:53 No.2116099

File: 1337842391871.png-(496 KB, 1000x748, mlp twilight cheerilee kis.png)

>>2116082

yeah, well, she has somebody to wake up for each day. not everyone can say that.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:53
No.2116100

Anonymous No.2116100 05/24/12(Thu)02:53 No.2116100

>>2116091
His friend want to fuck fillies.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:53
No.2116102

Anonymous No.2116102 05/24/12(Thu)02:53 No.2116102

>>2116046
>smoke weed.
i'll just replace that option with 'Drink alcohol', otherwise that is a good list.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:54
No.2116106

Anonymous No.2116106 05/24/12(Thu)02:54 No.2116106

>>2115980

>"Who's a good kitty? Is Gilda a good kitty? Gilda's the BEST kit--"
>"Call me that one more time, dweeb. I dare you."
>"Sorry..."
>"Just keep doing what you're doing and I MIGHT forgive you."

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:54
No.2116110

Anonymous No.2116110 05/24/12(Thu)02:54 No.2116110

File: 1337842479239.png-(117 KB, 622x660, no.png)

>>2116099
>cheerilight
SleeplessBrony plz go

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:54
No.2116112

Anonymous No.2116112 05/24/12(Thu)02:54 No.2116112

>>2116095
What.

One is embarrassing.
The other is disgusting.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:54
No.2116113

Anonymous No.2116113 05/24/12(Thu)02:54 No.2116113

File: 1337842490108.png-(425 KB, 855x900, fluttertofu.png)

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:55
No.2116117

Anonymous No.2116117 05/24/12(Thu)02:55 No.2116117

>>2116099
get that shit outta here.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:55
No.2116118

Anonymous No.2116118 05/24/12(Thu)02:55 No.2116118

File: 1337842510382.png-(1011 KB, 5000x4731, AlcoholDetected.png)

>>2116102
And replace "Explore universe" with "Drive into crowds."

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:55
No.2116123

Anonymous No.2116123 05/24/12(Thu)02:55 No.2116123

File: 1337842547654.jpg-(41 KB, 640x126, varying degrees of what.jpg)

>>2116099
>dem faces

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:55
No.2116124

Anonymous No.2116124 05/24/12(Thu)02:55 No.2116124

>>2116112
I agree.
Ponies are pretty disgusting.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:55
No.2116125

Anonymous No.2116125 05/24/12(Thu)02:55 No.2116125

File: 1337842557000.png-(14 KB, 470x249, welp.png)

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:55
No.2116126

Anonymous No.2116126 05/24/12(Thu)02:55 No.2116126

>>2116118

Are you implying people who drink alcohol also drive drunk or am I missing something.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:56
No.2116135

Anonymous No.2116135 05/24/12(Thu)02:56 No.2116135

>>2116124
You're damn right they are.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:56
No.2116137

Anonymous No.2116137 05/24/12(Thu)02:56 No.2116137

>>2116125
You lying bastard.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:57
No.2116142

Anonymous No.2116142 05/24/12(Thu)02:57 No.2116142

>>2116126
100% of drunk drivers consume alcohol.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:57
No.2116143

Anonymous No.2116143 05/24/12(Thu)02:57 No.2116143

>>2116106

>you pretend not to see the smile she's trying desperately to hide

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:57
No.2116145

Anonymous No.2116145 05/24/12(Thu)02:57 No.2116145

>>2116126
I prefer to call it "Driving on hard mode"

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:58
No.2116149

Anonymous No.2116149 05/24/12(Thu)02:58 No.2116149

>>2116106
>"..."
>"Kitty."
>You wake up in the hospital eight ours later with no recollection of what happened.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:58
No.2116150

Anonymous No.2116150 05/24/12(Thu)02:58 No.2116150

File: 1337842695993.png-(150 KB, 1024x768, 1296120832404.png)

>>2116118
that sounds fun actually. but what if I replaced it with 'Snort cocaine'? What follows then?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:58
No.2116156

Anonymous No.2116156 05/24/12(Thu)02:58 No.2116156

rolling
1-5; masturbate to humans
6-0; masturbate to pones
dubs: mlpg decides

Snarky Bastard
05/24/12(Thu)02:58
No.2116157

Snarky Bastard No.2116157 05/24/12(Thu)02:58 No.2116157

>>2116106

>she starts nuzzling against your chin unconsciously
>she looks up into your eyes
>she smiles softly
>your heads sink towards each other
>and she bites you on the chin

i can't be the only one with a cat who does that.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:58
No.2116158

Anonymous No.2116158 05/24/12(Thu)02:58 No.2116158

>>2116150

Apparently you become Pinkie Pie.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:58
No.2116160

Anonymous No.2116160 05/24/12(Thu)02:58 No.2116160

File: 1337842738054.png-(5 KB, 287x78, BRO.png)

Cleverbot would, why not you?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:59
No.2116161

Anonymous No.2116161 05/24/12(Thu)02:59 No.2116161

>>2116149
That's not so bad, honestly. If you tried that shit with Twilight, she'd probably turn you into a kitty.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:59
No.2116164

Anonymous No.2116164 05/24/12(Thu)02:59 No.2116164

>>2116157
>She starts licking it vigorously immediatley after

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:59
No.2116166

Anonymous No.2116166 05/24/12(Thu)02:59 No.2116166

>>2116157

I love nuzzling with my cats. They don't bite me on the chin though...

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:59
No.2116167

Anonymous No.2116167 05/24/12(Thu)02:59 No.2116167

>>2116149
>when she comes to see you pretend you don't know who she is
>she panics thinking she gave you brain trauma

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)02:59
No.2116169

Anonymous No.2116169 05/24/12(Thu)02:59 No.2116169

File: 1337842797253.png-(11 KB, 331x282, wait.png)

>>2116160
Oh wait

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:00
No.2116172

Anonymous No.2116172 05/24/12(Thu)03:00 No.2116172

File: 1337842825617.png-(46 KB, 400x400, tumblr_lq3mtuzRUf1r1g9mpo2_400.png)

>>2116143
>her cheeks redden as she buries her face in your chest to hide it

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:00
No.2116173

Anonymous No.2116173 05/24/12(Thu)03:00 No.2116173

>>2116048
>with a slight moan you turn where you're laying, eyes still shut and very much trying to convince every stallion in there that you're still asleep
>everyone stops at this
>tension stifles the air now. Not knowing whether or not to continue to meet their objective
>everything now rests on the frightened stallion above you

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:00
No.2116174

Anonymous No.2116174 05/24/12(Thu)03:00 No.2116174

>>2116164
>she acts like she wants you to pet her
>she bites your hand as soon as it is in range
>one your move your hand away she goes back to wanting to be petted

Dogs never do this.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:00
No.2116176

Anonymous No.2116176 05/24/12(Thu)03:00 No.2116176

>>2116160
I only nonsexually a pony.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:00
No.2116180

Anonymous No.2116180 05/24/12(Thu)03:00 No.2116180

>>2116157
I own a Siamese.
I am amazed to still own LIMBS

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:01
No.2116183

Anonymous No.2116183 05/24/12(Thu)03:01 No.2116183

>>2116174
i would a cat gilda

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:01
No.2116185

Anonymous No.2116185 05/24/12(Thu)03:01 No.2116185

File: 1337842888004.png-(416 KB, 945x945, 85672 - artist megasweet artis(...).png)

How hard would you?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:01
No.2116186

Anonymous No.2116186 05/24/12(Thu)03:01 No.2116186

>>2116174
My cat playbites me a lot. It's pretty cute.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:01
No.2116189

Anonymous No.2116189 05/24/12(Thu)03:01 No.2116189

>>2116156
Eeeexcellent.

Cheerilee or Braeburn, depending on your preferences.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:01
No.2116190

Anonymous No.2116190 05/24/12(Thu)03:01 No.2116190

>>2116185
Like a jackhammer

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:02
No.2116195

Anonymous No.2116195 05/24/12(Thu)03:02 No.2116195

>>2116185
>humans
You motherfucker.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:02
No.2116196

Anonymous No.2116196 05/24/12(Thu)03:02 No.2116196

File: 1337842943212.png-(351 KB, 1988x1234, 1333568665105.png)

>>2116183

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:02
No.2116197

Anonymous No.2116197 05/24/12(Thu)03:02 No.2116197

>>2116160
But I would.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:02
No.2116198

Anonymous No.2116198 05/24/12(Thu)03:02 No.2116198

File: 1337842948883.png-(27 KB, 313x341, yeah.png)

>>2116169
It's made up its mind.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:02
No.2116200

Anonymous No.2116200 05/24/12(Thu)03:02 No.2116200

Would you safely remove hardware from laptop pone

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:02
No.2116202

Anonymous No.2116202 05/24/12(Thu)03:02 No.2116202

>>2116185
I would fuck that ice cream so hard you have no idea.
I just want to feel it's creamy chill on my cock.
Fuck I am hard as a diamond now.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:03
No.2116205

Anonymous No.2116205 05/24/12(Thu)03:03 No.2116205

>>2116185
so hard
tfw forever a pone

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:04
No.2116210

Anonymous No.2116210 05/24/12(Thu)03:04 No.2116210

File: 1337843045405.png-(167 KB, 388x466, 21325%20-%20caption%20cute%20h(...).png)

>>2116185
i find this one much, much sexier

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:04
No.2116211

Anonymous No.2116211 05/24/12(Thu)03:04 No.2116211

>>2116202
rumble.jpg

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:04
No.2116212

Anonymous No.2116212 05/24/12(Thu)03:04 No.2116212

I can't sit thru that damn video at all. I just can't. Tell me your secret /co/. Tell me how to endure all the spaghetti.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:05
No.2116214

Anonymous No.2116214 05/24/12(Thu)03:05 No.2116214

>>2116200
>safely
I'm sure she likes it dangerous.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:05
No.2116215

Anonymous No.2116215 05/24/12(Thu)03:05 No.2116215

>>2116200
I would install Norton and use laptop pony to go to seedy websites.
And download CP

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:06
No.2116218

Anonymous No.2116218 05/24/12(Thu)03:06 No.2116218

Day 1 with no pone: Failed, came back to MLPG by midnight, still care about waifu and would do anything for her.

Self hate meter: <**************************>***************************

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:06
No.2116221

Anonymous No.2116221 05/24/12(Thu)03:06 No.2116221

>>2116167

If you did that, she probably WOULD give you brain trauma for scaring her like that.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:06
No.2116224

Anonymous No.2116224 05/24/12(Thu)03:06 No.2116224

>>2116210
I don't seen any boobies

0/10 wouldn't bang

and you can't fucking sing

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:07
No.2116226

Anonymous No.2116226 05/24/12(Thu)03:07 No.2116226

>>2116210
BODY hugs, pinkie

not dick hugs

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:07
No.2116227

Anonymous No.2116227 05/24/12(Thu)03:07 No.2116227

File: 1337843237328.gif-(495 KB, 300x179, i can't.gif)

>>2116212

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:07
No.2116233

Anonymous No.2116233 05/24/12(Thu)03:07 No.2116233

>>2116200
Nah. Just pop it right out. She gets a little thrill from the thought of lost data.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:07
No.2116234

Anonymous No.2116234 05/24/12(Thu)03:07 No.2116234

guys

why are ponies so pretty

and human girls so ugly

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:07
No.2116235

Anonymous No.2116235 05/24/12(Thu)03:07 No.2116235

>>2116200

Life is too short to safely remove hardware

Snarky Bastard
05/24/12(Thu)03:07
No.2116241

Snarky Bastard No.2116241 05/24/12(Thu)03:07 No.2116241

File: 1337843272936.jpg-(649 KB, 1280x960, mlp rarity humanize cocktail.jpg)

>>2116195

>not liking humans

you sicken me.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:08
No.2116242

Anonymous No.2116242 05/24/12(Thu)03:08 No.2116242

>>2116173
Go on...

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:08
No.2116246

Anonymous No.2116246 05/24/12(Thu)03:08 No.2116246

File: 1337843308014.jpg-(371 KB, 760x717, 1298156682574.jpg)

0-3: Go to bread
4-7: Drink bourbon and browse MLPG
8: Replace the goldengrape tags on Ponibooru back to Colton
9: Berate myself for being unable to acquire cocaine
Dubs: Enact plan to avoid pones

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:08
No.2116250

Anonymous No.2116250 05/24/12(Thu)03:08 No.2116250

>>2116221
Would be worth it just to see that horrifically worried look on her face.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:08
No.2116251

Anonymous No.2116251 05/24/12(Thu)03:08 No.2116251

did leth hamburger time today
what was his stance on pedofucker?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:08
No.2116253

Anonymous No.2116253 05/24/12(Thu)03:08 No.2116253

>>2116242
This is a two person thing. I'm working on my response right now.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:09
No.2116260

Anonymous No.2116260 05/24/12(Thu)03:09 No.2116260

>>2116246
Sir Colton Vines III i meant

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:09
No.2116263

Anonymous No.2116263 05/24/12(Thu)03:09 No.2116263

File: 1337843381686.png-(2.26 MB, 2268x3266, 1333087038573.png)

>>2116241
>not liking a combination of both

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:10
No.2116265

Anonymous No.2116265 05/24/12(Thu)03:10 No.2116265

>>2116234
Big, adorable, expressive eyes, flawless, unblemished skin, perfect hair, soft, pleasing colors, round, squeezable hooves, other, more intimate descriptions that might put some people off, etc

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:10
No.2116266

Anonymous No.2116266 05/24/12(Thu)03:10 No.2116266

>>2116196

>you walk in on her batting a ball of yarn back and forth, giggling to herself, a huge, stupid-looking smile on her face

>she realizes you're watching

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:10
No.2116267

Anonymous No.2116267 05/24/12(Thu)03:10 No.2116267

>>2116253
and you scared the fuck out of me with the stallions egging him on part.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:10
No.2116268

Anonymous No.2116268 05/24/12(Thu)03:10 No.2116268

>>2116263
It's cute and horrifying at the same time.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:10
No.2116269

Anonymous No.2116269 05/24/12(Thu)03:10 No.2116269

File: 1337843432295.jpg-(464 KB, 1327x1770, twilymyhomeplanetneedsme.jpg)

So MLPG, I heard you don't like this guy. Do you think his home planet needs him, and should he die on the way there?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:10
No.2116270

Anonymous No.2116270 05/24/12(Thu)03:10 No.2116270

>>2116263

>anthro
>still has hooves

Why.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:10
No.2116274

Anonymous No.2116274 05/24/12(Thu)03:10 No.2116274

File: 1337843446880.png-(1.49 MB, 2239x986, 1337714210413.png)

>>2116234
>implying

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:10
No.2116276

Anonymous No.2116276 05/24/12(Thu)03:10 No.2116276

>>2116260
>>2116246
Not like it matters. Break out the hooch

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:11
No.2116279

Anonymous No.2116279 05/24/12(Thu)03:11 No.2116279

>>2116218
>trying to abandon your waifu
Protip, you already don't have one.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:11
No.2116281

Anonymous No.2116281 05/24/12(Thu)03:11 No.2116281

>>2116251
>
>>2113941

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:11
No.2116283

Anonymous No.2116283 05/24/12(Thu)03:11 No.2116283

>>2116269
Him and his bride, too.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:11
No.2116286

Anonymous No.2116286 05/24/12(Thu)03:11 No.2116286

>>2116267
Gracious, now I'm looking forward to your reaction almost as much as their work.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:12
No.2116288

Anonymous No.2116288 05/24/12(Thu)03:12 No.2116288

>>2116266
>throws the yarn at you, along with some other, larger, heavier objects

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:12
No.2116290

Anonymous No.2116290 05/24/12(Thu)03:12 No.2116290

>>2116274
Dat everybody

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:12
No.2116292

Anonymous No.2116292 05/24/12(Thu)03:12 No.2116292

File: 1337843539212.jpg-(619 KB, 727x1000, 1335987827846.jpg)

>>2116270
Better?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:12
No.2116293

Anonymous No.2116293 05/24/12(Thu)03:12 No.2116293

>>2116269
It'll be really strange if they never appear again.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:12
No.2116298

Anonymous No.2116298 05/24/12(Thu)03:12 No.2116298

>>2116274

Why do some of the tits have holes?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:12
No.2116299

Anonymous No.2116299 05/24/12(Thu)03:12 No.2116299

File: 1337843566281.png-(1.1 MB, 900x900, 190354 - artist adailey Cadenc(...).png)

>>2116283
Aw, she wasn't THAT bad...

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:13
No.2116302

Anonymous No.2116302 05/24/12(Thu)03:13 No.2116302

>>2116279
>taking waifuing seriously
>I seriously hope you guys don't do this

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:13
No.2116303

Anonymous No.2116303 05/24/12(Thu)03:13 No.2116303

>>2116274

>that sultry Pinkie

I'm simultaneously sad and very, very happy they didn't go with perky, happy Pinkie

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:13
No.2116305

Anonymous No.2116305 05/24/12(Thu)03:13 No.2116305

>>2116292
Not that guy, but fuck that's horrifying.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:13
No.2116306

Anonymous No.2116306 05/24/12(Thu)03:13 No.2116306

>>2116299
She was worse than he was.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:13
No.2116310

Anonymous No.2116310 05/24/12(Thu)03:13 No.2116310

>>2116303
I think depressed Pinkie Pie is the girl I would kill a thousand people to be with

Snarky Bastard
05/24/12(Thu)03:13
No.2116312

Snarky Bastard No.2116312 05/24/12(Thu)03:13 No.2116312

>>2116221

>you reveal that you were faking
>she starts hyperventilating and freaking out
>"you motherfucker you scared me so bad if you ever fucking do that shit again brain damage is gonna be the least of your fucking problems ohgodneverdothatagain"
>she sits down in the chair across the room, arms crossed and looking angry
>but you can see a shining line of skin where a tear had run down her cheek

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:13
No.2116313

Anonymous No.2116313 05/24/12(Thu)03:13 No.2116313

>>2116279
I loved her a lot, but i have to change. I have well over 50-60 years of life ahead of me. I don't have time for any love or any fantasy, only pushing forward and succeeding. Only time to help move humanity forward.

The waifus can wait. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to getting a head start on next semester's discrete math courses.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:13
No.2116315

Anonymous No.2116315 05/24/12(Thu)03:13 No.2116315

>>2116302
I do. Fuck you.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:13
No.2116316

Anonymous No.2116316 05/24/12(Thu)03:13 No.2116316

>>2116299

She kinda was.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:14
No.2116320

Anonymous No.2116320 05/24/12(Thu)03:14 No.2116320

>>2116298
Uh...

What?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:14
No.2116323

Anonymous No.2116323 05/24/12(Thu)03:14 No.2116323

>>2116299
She was.

I'd still have a three-way with her and Shiny.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:14
No.2116324

Anonymous No.2116324 05/24/12(Thu)03:14 No.2116324

>>2116312

THAT's when I'd have to start apologizing.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:14
No.2116326

Anonymous No.2116326 05/24/12(Thu)03:14 No.2116326

File: 1337843698278.jpg-(341 KB, 574x850, 1337729270387.jpg)

>>2116306
>>2116316
Am I the only one who liked her?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:15
No.2116328

Anonymous No.2116328 05/24/12(Thu)03:15 No.2116328

>>2116235
>unsafely remove a flash drive from a Mac
>it dies
Never again. It's nice that Windows optimises access for safe removal, but you can never be sure.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:15
No.2116329

Anonymous No.2116329 05/24/12(Thu)03:15 No.2116329

>>2116320

It looks like FS, AJ and PP have boomerang shaped holes on their tits.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:15
No.2116332

Anonymous No.2116332 05/24/12(Thu)03:15 No.2116332

>>2116326
no

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:15
No.2116334

Anonymous No.2116334 05/24/12(Thu)03:15 No.2116334

this was a rather interesting thread

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:15
No.2116338

Anonymous No.2116338 05/24/12(Thu)03:15 No.2116338

>>2116326

Probably not. I just didn't.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:15
No.2116340

Anonymous No.2116340 05/24/12(Thu)03:15 No.2116340

>You will never leave Gilda an exhausted mess using nothing but your laser pointer.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:16
No.2116345

Anonymous No.2116345 05/24/12(Thu)03:16 No.2116345

>>2116334
False

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:16
No.2116346

Anonymous No.2116346 05/24/12(Thu)03:16 No.2116346

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>>2116334
It's still not over.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:16
No.2116347

Anonymous No.2116347 05/24/12(Thu)03:16 No.2116347

>>2116312
daww

>>2116324
No. Don't apologize. Show you're sorry with actions, with a hug.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:16
No.2116348

Anonymous No.2116348 05/24/12(Thu)03:16 No.2116348

File: 1337843786831.gif-(1.43 MB, 500x281, my-little-pony-friendship-is-m(...).gif)

why is this show so sexual

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:16
No.2116349

Anonymous No.2116349 05/24/12(Thu)03:16 No.2116349

>>2116329

That's a highlight, you moron.

I dunno why they put an outline around it, but it's meant to help give their breasts a little more dimension.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:16
No.2116353

Anonymous No.2116353 05/24/12(Thu)03:16 No.2116353

>>2116329
Oh, huh.

Bad linework, I guess.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:17
No.2116356

Anonymous No.2116356 05/24/12(Thu)03:17 No.2116356

>>2116349

Well it's not giving them more dimension to me, they look like freaking holes. I don't like it. Fuck your humans.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:17
No.2116357

Anonymous No.2116357 05/24/12(Thu)03:17 No.2116357

>>2116348
they know their disgusting audience

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:17
No.2116358

Anonymous No.2116358 05/24/12(Thu)03:17 No.2116358

>>2116340

>"WILL--YOU--STOP--MOVING--IT--AROUND?!"

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:17
No.2116361

Anonymous No.2116361 05/24/12(Thu)03:17 No.2116361

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>>2116326
i liked teen cadence

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:18
No.2116366

Anonymous No.2116366 05/24/12(Thu)03:18 No.2116366

>>2116356
>chrysalis

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:18
No.2116367

Anonymous No.2116367 05/24/12(Thu)03:18 No.2116367

>>2116361

Because you're a paedophile? She's the same as adult Cadence otherwise for fuck's sake.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:18
No.2116368

Anonymous No.2116368 05/24/12(Thu)03:18 No.2116368

>>2116358
>"You gotta catch it first~"

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:18
No.2116369

Anonymous No.2116369 05/24/12(Thu)03:18 No.2116369

File: 1337843892832.jpg-(504 KB, 2000x1791, 1337457715.art-act_rainbow_fat(...).jpg)

Stupid fat fucks.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:18
No.2116370

Anonymous No.2116370 05/24/12(Thu)03:18 No.2116370

>>2116326

I don't like any character I'm outright told to like - at least not as unsubtly as I was told to like her.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:18
No.2116374

Anonymous No.2116374 05/24/12(Thu)03:18 No.2116374

>>2116348
>you will never tie fluttershy up to her feeble protests of "no, um, please don't... please"
>you will never dim the lights and watch her eyes widen with fear as you tie the blindfold around
>you will never savour her worried squeaks as you stand silently next to her, letting her mind run wild with the possibilities of what you're going to do to her
>you will feel her twitch and jerk suddenly as you place your fingers on her exposed stomach, tracing them along her skin, leaving tingling trails along her body as you examine every inch of her helplessness by touch

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:18
No.2116376

Anonymous No.2116376 05/24/12(Thu)03:18 No.2116376

>>2116367
teen != pedophile

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:18
No.2116377

Anonymous No.2116377 05/24/12(Thu)03:18 No.2116377

>>2116173
>his head snaps back but you shut your eyes just in time
>he might get off of you and let you leave if he knows you're awake, but his need may drive him to take you by force instead
>he flicks your face with his tale and gives you a nosefull of his needy scent, but you keep your eyes shut and he goes back to work more gently than before
>his teeth work your zipper and he pulls down your pants, but gives a despaired wail when he sees your boxers covering his target
>the wail cuts off and his head snaps back, but once again you close your eyes in time
>he stands up, your chest feeling cold with his warmth gone, but turns around and plants his ass on your crotch before you can run
>he winks while his ass searches for your member, and once he finds it he sits down and starts to grind against you
>Zecora and Fluttershy have left you sore, but the heat coming from him, the sensation of him winking and grinding against you, and the strong but subtle musk of a room full of beta stallions has the only affect it can on you
>you are moaning and squirming now, but your eyes are shut so the stallions believe you must be reacting in your dreams
>a soft cheer goes up as you slip free of the slit in your boxers and stand at attention
>his production of pre has sped up as you feel him line himself up on top of you

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:18
No.2116378

Anonymous No.2116378 05/24/12(Thu)03:18 No.2116378

>>2116368
>with one last push of energy, gilda tackles you

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:19
No.2116380

Anonymous No.2116380 05/24/12(Thu)03:19 No.2116380

>>2116326
She's taken, anon.

I can't even like Cadance as a potential huggable pony. If she wasn't so smitten with Poochy 2.0, she might be tolerable, but as is? Nothing.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:19
No.2116384

Anonymous No.2116384 05/24/12(Thu)03:19 No.2116384

>>2116367
>teen
>pedophile
I don't think you know what that word means.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:19
No.2116385

Anonymous No.2116385 05/24/12(Thu)03:19 No.2116385

>>2116367

Normally, I'd point out that that would technically be ephebophilia...

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:19
No.2116386

Anonymous No.2116386 05/24/12(Thu)03:19 No.2116386

>>2116185
You have no idea how hard I would hit her. I bet she could turn gay men straight.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:19
No.2116387

Anonymous No.2116387 05/24/12(Thu)03:19 No.2116387

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>>2116374

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:19
No.2116388

Anonymous No.2116388 05/24/12(Thu)03:19 No.2116388

File: 1337843988697.png-(408 KB, 702x725, 1336453917354.png)

>>2116326
I kinda liked her, but the way she was shoved into the show (along with SA) wasn't exactly graceful.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:20
No.2116389

Anonymous No.2116389 05/24/12(Thu)03:20 No.2116389

>>2116378

>"Caught ya."

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:20
No.2116392

Anonymous No.2116392 05/24/12(Thu)03:20 No.2116392

File: 1337844017076.jpg-(213 KB, 1280x1896, 1335156046858.jpg)

>>2116366
Chrysalis?

Did someone say Chrysalis?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:20
No.2116393

Anonymous No.2116393 05/24/12(Thu)03:20 No.2116393

File: 1337844021841.png-(880 KB, 5000x5000, best pony is kinda fucking big.png)

>>2116369
Those ponies are rather large.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:20
No.2116394

Anonymous No.2116394 05/24/12(Thu)03:20 No.2116394

>>2116374
Commence the belly rubs.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:20
No.2116399

Anonymous No.2116399 05/24/12(Thu)03:20 No.2116399

>>2116392

No. Stay in your hole bugfag.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:20
No.2116400

Anonymous No.2116400 05/24/12(Thu)03:20 No.2116400

>>2116386
she isn't real, anon

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:20
No.2116401

Anonymous No.2116401 05/24/12(Thu)03:20 No.2116401

>>2116378
>she collapses on top of you, drained
>makes herself comfortable on your chest and starts snoozing

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:21
No.2116403

Anonymous No.2116403 05/24/12(Thu)03:21 No.2116403

>>2116386
>All it takes is a hot girl to make a gay guy straight

Rainbow_Dash_Maybe_Guys_Aren't_So_Bad_After_All_by_Jay_Naylor.jpg

that is not how homosexuality works

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:21
No.2116409

Anonymous No.2116409 05/24/12(Thu)03:21 No.2116409

>>2116387
>>2116394
well geez, i was gonna suggest pulling out a while and revelling in the sharpened hiss of her breath and the electric tingle of her hesitation and fear in the air as you slide it along her ass... but fine, belly rubs and raspberries, why not

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:21
No.2116410

Anonymous No.2116410 05/24/12(Thu)03:21 No.2116410

>>2116401
Damn cats.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:21
No.2116412

Anonymous No.2116412 05/24/12(Thu)03:21 No.2116412

>>2116389
>"I rolled around in catnip."

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:22
No.2116420

Anonymous No.2116420 05/24/12(Thu)03:22 No.2116420

File: 1337844140499.png-(116 KB, 607x572, 1337784371846.png)

>>2116394

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:22
No.2116421

Anonymous No.2116421 05/24/12(Thu)03:22 No.2116421

>>2116412
>tfw you will never coat your dick in catnip and wave it under Gilda's face

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:23
No.2116428

Anonymous No.2116428 05/24/12(Thu)03:23 No.2116428

>>2116421
>catnip
>not birdseed

see what i did there?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:23
No.2116433

Anonymous No.2116433 05/24/12(Thu)03:23 No.2116433

File: 1337844221828.png-(54 KB, 321x531, 1335226488842.png)

>>2116399
You're a dick.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:23
No.2116434

Anonymous No.2116434 05/24/12(Thu)03:23 No.2116434

>>2116428
I would rather keep my dick.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:24
No.2116437

Anonymous No.2116437 05/24/12(Thu)03:24 No.2116437

>tfw gilda will never vaccuum up your scrotum with her ravenous wormhole of a cloaca, sucking your entire member inside with a 'schlurp'

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:24
No.2116439

Anonymous No.2116439 05/24/12(Thu)03:24 No.2116439

>>2116434
seed = semen

Snarky Bastard
05/24/12(Thu)03:24
No.2116440

Snarky Bastard No.2116440 05/24/12(Thu)03:24 No.2116440

>>2116421

>you will never tie one end of a ball of yarn to your dick and throw the other end of it at Gilda

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:24
No.2116441

Anonymous No.2116441 05/24/12(Thu)03:24 No.2116441

>>2116421
>halfway through the blowjob she freaks about about your pubes
>they keep insulting her and spelling mean words

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:25
No.2116446

Anonymous No.2116446 05/24/12(Thu)03:25 No.2116446

Gilda threads are fucking weird.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:25
No.2116448

Anonymous No.2116448 05/24/12(Thu)03:25 No.2116448

>>2116403
It sort of is. No one's entirely homosexual or heterosexual.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:25
No.2116449

Anonymous No.2116449 05/24/12(Thu)03:25 No.2116449

>>2116437
>your dick ends up in the delta quadrant, much to the surprise of the dominion

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:25
No.2116451

Anonymous No.2116451 05/24/12(Thu)03:25 No.2116451

>>2116403
People joke about men turning men gay all the time. Why can't I make a joke about a woman turning a gay man straight?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:25
No.2116452

Anonymous No.2116452 05/24/12(Thu)03:25 No.2116452

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>>2116403
then how do you explain how lovingly i'd gobble his cock and balls before thrusting my slickened member into his tight, hot hole, jacking his proud, beautiful member with both hands as i reveled my explosive, toe-clenching orgasm

afterwards kissing and stroking his mane as i went to sleep with my cock still inside him

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:25
No.2116453

Anonymous No.2116453 05/24/12(Thu)03:25 No.2116453

>>2116439
>He feed his birds jizz.
You are a sick man, Anonymous,

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:26
No.2116454

Anonymous No.2116454 05/24/12(Thu)03:26 No.2116454

File: 1337844361538.png-(301 KB, 741x779, 1312103969791.png)

>>2116420
>mah

unf

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:26
No.2116455

Anonymous No.2116455 05/24/12(Thu)03:26 No.2116455

>>2116448
False

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:26
No.2116456

Anonymous No.2116456 05/24/12(Thu)03:26 No.2116456

>>2116446
I've seen weirder.

Hell, I've penned weirder.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:26
No.2116460

Anonymous No.2116460 05/24/12(Thu)03:26 No.2116460

>>2116452
You're not gay though, right?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:26
No.2116461

Anonymous No.2116461 05/24/12(Thu)03:26 No.2116461

>>2116449
>they manage to make peace with it
>it helps repel a Borg invasion before returning to you with the rank of Admiral

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:26
No.2116465

Anonymous No.2116465 05/24/12(Thu)03:26 No.2116465

>>2116454
haha
i don't know why but i found this hilarious
maybe it was the picture

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:26
No.2116466

Anonymous No.2116466 05/24/12(Thu)03:26 No.2116466

>>2116449
the dominion are from the gamma quadrant, you petaQ

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:26
No.2116469

Anonymous No.2116469 05/24/12(Thu)03:26 No.2116469

File: 1337844412394.gif-(302 KB, 143x195, 1332282038742.gif)

>>2116392

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:26
No.2116470

Anonymous No.2116470 05/24/12(Thu)03:26 No.2116470

>>2116455
no u

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:27
No.2116472

Anonymous No.2116472 05/24/12(Thu)03:27 No.2116472

>>2116452
>falling asleep inside a colt

My fetish

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:27
No.2116474

Anonymous No.2116474 05/24/12(Thu)03:27 No.2116474

>>2116452
>>2116460
It's not gay if it's a pony.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:27
No.2116475

Anonymous No.2116475 05/24/12(Thu)03:27 No.2116475

>>2116456
>tfw pacce is secretly writing half of these gilda things

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:27
No.2116476

Anonymous No.2116476 05/24/12(Thu)03:27 No.2116476

>>2116460
not in the slightest

i just want to make love to my sweet cute brae

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:27
No.2116477

Anonymous No.2116477 05/24/12(Thu)03:27 No.2116477

>>2116446
We should have more, they're pretty good when they get past all the creepy fetish bullshit and get cute.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:27
No.2116478

Anonymous No.2116478 05/24/12(Thu)03:27 No.2116478

>>2116475
Wouldn't put it past him.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:27
No.2116479

Anonymous No.2116479 05/24/12(Thu)03:27 No.2116479

>>2116461
>You have to salute it every day.
>Not that you didn't do that before.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:28
No.2116487

Anonymous No.2116487 05/24/12(Thu)03:28 No.2116487

File: 1337844491235.png-(741 KB, 945x710, tumblr_m45hwy9qAg1ql9qako1_128(...).png)

TwiDash is a lame ship.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:28
No.2116488

Anonymous No.2116488 05/24/12(Thu)03:28 No.2116488

>>2116453
welcome to hiatus MLPG

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:28
No.2116489

Anonymous No.2116489 05/24/12(Thu)03:28 No.2116489

>>2116466
FUCK.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:28
No.2116496

Anonymous No.2116496 05/24/12(Thu)03:28 No.2116496

File: 1337844527878.png-(505 KB, 1000x2000, fancypants.png)

I'ma just leave this here.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:28
No.2116497

Anonymous No.2116497 05/24/12(Thu)03:28 No.2116497

>>2116479
>it keeps taking you to tactical meeting
>it makes you wear pants on your head as revenge for all the years you covered it up
>Q can't stop laughing

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:29
No.2116498

Anonymous No.2116498 05/24/12(Thu)03:29 No.2116498

File: 1337844547421.jpg-(20 KB, 242x193, 1282362695238.jpg)

>>2116449
what
>>2116461
>it helps repel a Borg invasion before returning to you with the rank of Admiral
oh fuck my sides

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:29
No.2116500

Anonymous No.2116500 05/24/12(Thu)03:29 No.2116500

>>2116489
it's ok, just cover up your lack of understanding of established canon by saying it's an alternate universe

Snarky Bastard
05/24/12(Thu)03:29
No.2116503

Snarky Bastard No.2116503 05/24/12(Thu)03:29 No.2116503

>>2116475

a faggot and a guy who hates the character wrote all of them. sounds right.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:30
No.2116506

Anonymous No.2116506 05/24/12(Thu)03:30 No.2116506

>>2116500
I'd rather blame the alcohol and go to bed in shame.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:30
No.2116507

Anonymous No.2116507 05/24/12(Thu)03:30 No.2116507

>>2116496
>Fancypants art
Cool!

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:30
No.2116512

Anonymous No.2116512 05/24/12(Thu)03:30 No.2116512

>>2116497
>"Prepare to dock."
>"Will you please tell your dick to stop talking..."
>"Number two you will ignore that order."

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:31
No.2116515

Anonymous No.2116515 05/24/12(Thu)03:31 No.2116515

I literally wish I could hate you to death.

The death of MLP and MLPG in particular is among my highest desires.

Fuck you all

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:31
No.2116516

Anonymous No.2116516 05/24/12(Thu)03:31 No.2116516

>>2116377
>lowering himself a slight, and warming the center of his lust with barely a prod into him. he makes a slight gasp.
>hours, days, possibly weeks of going unfulfilled like this has drained nearly all his staying power; a warmth splashes on your chest, streaking ever so subtlely across your face.
>the air is palpable now. the cute stallion's pucker, not yet penetrated, clenches tightly barring any passage through...

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:31
No.2116519

Anonymous No.2116519 05/24/12(Thu)03:31 No.2116519

>>2116512

PFFTCHAHAHAHA

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:32
No.2116526

Anonymous No.2116526 05/24/12(Thu)03:32 No.2116526

>>2116515
What seems to be troubling you, Anonymous.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:32
No.2116527

Anonymous No.2116527 05/24/12(Thu)03:32 No.2116527

>>2116515

We love you too trixie spammer.

Not really~

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:32
No.2116529

Anonymous No.2116529 05/24/12(Thu)03:32 No.2116529

>>2116377
ohgodwe'reatthesexysexyhomostuffi'msorryifican'tkeepup

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:33
No.2116531

Anonymous No.2116531 05/24/12(Thu)03:33 No.2116531

>>2116512
>you're playing sports
>you get hit in the balls
>"Damage report, number Two!"

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:33
No.2116532

Anonymous No.2116532 05/24/12(Thu)03:33 No.2116532

>>2116512
>the crew keeps reporting it for sexual harassment
>your penis is to serious minded to realize all the puns and double entendres it is making

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:33
No.2116534

Anonymous No.2116534 05/24/12(Thu)03:33 No.2116534

>you will never make gilda purr

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:33
No.2116538

Anonymous No.2116538 05/24/12(Thu)03:33 No.2116538

>>2116526
are

are you kidding

i just told you

you.

you are troubling me

>>2116527
nope

close though

i think

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:33
No.2116540

Anonymous No.2116540 05/24/12(Thu)03:33 No.2116540

>>2116515
you have a boner right now, don't you

don't hate yourself, it's perfectly normal and healthy to have an erection while thinking about how hot it would be to have celestia's winking anus inches away from your face, so close you can feel her body heat radiating onto your lips

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:34
No.2116541

Anonymous No.2116541 05/24/12(Thu)03:34 No.2116541

>>2116437
>>2116449
>>2116461
>>2116479
>>2116497
>>2116512
>>2116531
>>2116532
I'm amazed at how this started from a simple greentext post nearly completely unrelated to what's going on right now.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:35
No.2116544

Anonymous No.2116544 05/24/12(Thu)03:35 No.2116544

>>2116541

I'm glad it did. My sides actually hurt.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:35
No.2116546

Anonymous No.2116546 05/24/12(Thu)03:35 No.2116546

>>2116538
maybe you should try troubling yourself a little less over imageboard threads
this aggression will not stand, man

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:35
No.2116551

Anonymous No.2116551 05/24/12(Thu)03:35 No.2116551

>>2116541
poni fans are most likely nerds
nerds most likely like star trek
star trek fans tend to be pedophiles
it's the circle of life

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:36
No.2116554

Anonymous No.2116554 05/24/12(Thu)03:36 No.2116554

>>2116549
>>2116549
>>2116549
>>2116549
>>2116549
>>2116549
>>2116549
>>2116549
>>2116549
NEW HORSE HERE

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:36
No.2116555

Anonymous No.2116555 05/24/12(Thu)03:36 No.2116555

>>2116541
>Still amazed about anything we joyous folk are capable of.
NotPuttingYourMoonInTheFridge.png

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:36
No.2116556

Anonymous No.2116556 05/24/12(Thu)03:36 No.2116556

>>2116546
don't fucking presume to tell what i should or shouldn't trouble myself with

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:37
No.2116560

Anonymous No.2116560 05/24/12(Thu)03:37 No.2116560

>>2116551
Which is why Discord was the best villain.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:37
No.2116571

Anonymous No.2116571 05/24/12(Thu)03:37 No.2116571

>>2116556

I just did.

Getting mad at imageboards is stupid.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:38
No.2116579

Anonymous No.2116579 05/24/12(Thu)03:38 No.2116579

>>2116571
fuck yourself

it's all i have

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:38
No.2116583

Anonymous No.2116583 05/24/12(Thu)03:38 No.2116583

>>2116538
What is "close" to the Trixie spammer?

Snarky Bastard
05/24/12(Thu)03:38
No.2116584

Snarky Bastard No.2116584 05/24/12(Thu)03:38 No.2116584

>>2116534

i like how we went from abusive predatory cunt to cuddly kitty cat.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:39
No.2116593

Anonymous No.2116593 05/24/12(Thu)03:39 No.2116593

>>2116579
So you're pathetic then. Gotcha.
Take the stick out of your ass.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:40
No.2116602

Anonymous No.2116602 05/24/12(Thu)03:40 No.2116602

>>2116583
me obvi

>>2116593
make me bro :3

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:40
No.2116606

Anonymous No.2116606 05/24/12(Thu)03:40 No.2116606

>>2116584
that's what I wanted originally
but everyone was like >NOOOOO NOT IRRIDEMABLY BITCHY ENOUGH!

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:40
No.2116618

Anonymous No.2116618 05/24/12(Thu)03:40 No.2116618

>>2116602

We're done here.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:41
No.2116626

Anonymous No.2116626 05/24/12(Thu)03:41 No.2116626

>>2116618
don't leave me

i love you

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)03:42
No.2116633

Anonymous No.2116633 05/24/12(Thu)03:42 No.2116633

>>2116606
That's not it, we just want to be dominated roughly by a powerful woman.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)04:02
No.2116868

Anonymous No.2116868 05/24/12(Thu)04:02 No.2116868

>>2116516
>you keep your eyes shut tight and hope against hope that he chickens out
>his hot seed painted a line from your chin to your hair, and the cinnamony smell of it in your nose causes you to lick your lips without thinking
>it tastes like a fresh cinnamon bun and your tongue shoots out to collect the rest of it while you scream inside your head
>his tight hole relaxes and he drops to take you all the way in
>you both groan as he holds himself against you and enjoys the feeling of your alien dick and winks every few seconds
>he stands until only your head is left, then sits again and your eyes shoot open as the pain courses through you
>terror is painted across his face, but nevertheless he continues to ride you and the look changes to bliss
>you tear you eyes away from his face and his slowly hardening ponyshaft and watch as some of the other stallions as they are driven over the edge by the show
>nearly half have completely forgotten their meekness and have mounted whatever pony was closest, but one keeps his eyes glued to the two of you as he slowly advances
>the pain from the stallion roughly riding you has been completely replaced by pleasure as he girlishly moans and whinnies on top of you
>his fat shaft bounces between the two of you limply and scatters the pre that leaks from it on your bodies
>you are still drained from earlier and the feminine stallion riding you doesn't show any sign of stopping until you reach your far off orgasm
>something press against your arm catches your attention and you look to see the only untaken stallion presenting to you while looking over his shoulder with a needy face

Respond if you are still here. I don't want to bother the people in the new thread.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)04:12
No.2116947

Anonymous No.2116947 05/24/12(Thu)04:12 No.2116947

>>2116868
yea i'm still here
also >>2116529

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)04:13
No.2116959

Anonymous No.2116959 05/24/12(Thu)04:13 No.2116959

>some cry

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)04:14
No.2116969

Anonymous No.2116969 05/24/12(Thu)04:14 No.2116969

>>2116947
I missed that. Let's keep it back here so we don't bother the non horsefuckers. You okay to keep going or are you out of juice?

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)04:17
No.2116995

Anonymous No.2116995 05/24/12(Thu)04:17 No.2116995

>>2116969
it being the first time i ever ventured this far into the gay, i'm completely without knowledge. so bear with me

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)04:18
No.2117007

Anonymous No.2117007 05/24/12(Thu)04:18 No.2117007

>>2116995
Just relax and and write what sounds correct. If you can't do that then just write what you think sounds sexy and I'll try to roll with the punches.

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)04:32
No.2117148

Anonymous No.2117148 05/24/12(Thu)04:32 No.2117148

>>2116868
>reaching out, with some personal effort, you cup his smooth round balls. warm to the touch, yielding but not submissing, a slight squeeze results in an unfettered moan. he's been waiting for this.
>several gentle tugs brings him from that moment of bliss, a more noticeable pull is rewarded with a grunt and him moving slowly towards you, just as intended.
>looking back to the original offender, you reach up and stroke from his belly to his chest.
>he moans moreso now, giving himself to the completely to the situation at hand. harder and harder he pistons himself on what he can only described as "cocaine for the ass"

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)05:01
No.2117490

Anonymous No.2117490 05/24/12(Thu)05:01 No.2117490

>>2117007
alright, i'm out. this was
interesting

good nite

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)05:01
No.2117498

Anonymous No.2117498 05/24/12(Thu)05:01 No.2117498

>>2117148
>you briefly paid attention to the newcomer, but the shaft bouncing in front of you was too enticing to ignore
>you grasp him halfway done his length and are about to stroke when something hot impacts the side of your head
>a tail thick with the smell of a needy stallion drapes itself across your face and you can feel him wink against your cheek
>it seems this stallion will not be denied
>desperate to avoid injury, but not desperate enough to use your mouth on that area, you reach over and push him away
>you press the palm of one hand against his needy hole and alternate between applying pressure and rubbing it in a small circle
>with the other you reach under his large sack and ignore his straining shaft in favor of his tight sheath
>you are in an awkward position, but in the heat of the moment the pain of it does not bother you
>by now you are thrusting into the pony of top of you just as hard as he is riding you, but your empty testicles are still working on producing a load big enough for him to feel
>the pony beside you does not share that problem
>as his balls jump and his ass clenches he lets out a cry loud enough to rattle the windows and paints the ground and the back of his forelegs white
>he collapses into the puddle of semen, but his ass has not yet been filled and you can see the hunger in his eyes as he watches the cinnamon shaft bounce

Anonymous
05/24/12(Thu)05:07
No.2117590

Anonymous No.2117590 05/24/12(Thu)05:07 No.2117590

>>2117490
I guess I'm done too. This was fun.

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