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Anonymous
MLP General05/22/12(Tue)06:01
No.2078363

File: 1337680885127.png-(362 KB, 1250x700, 1322520497898.png)

MLP General Anonymous 05/22/12(Tue)06:01 No.2078363

The pony never stop.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:02
No.2078372

Anonymous No.2078372 05/22/12(Tue)06:02 No.2078372

>wings

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:02
No.2078374

Anonymous No.2078374 05/22/12(Tue)06:02 No.2078374

>rape

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:02
No.2078375

Anonymous No.2078375 05/22/12(Tue)06:02 No.2078375

>le epic joke

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:02
No.2078376

Anonymous No.2078376 05/22/12(Tue)06:02 No.2078376

File: 1337680966876.jpg-(417 KB, 943x1022, AppleH%2B_%2B6pack_MK[1].jpg)

>>2078363
That reminds me
Drinking this right now and didn't even make the connection until now

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:02
No.2078380

Anonymous No.2078380 05/22/12(Tue)06:02 No.2078380

>rape

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:03
No.2078382

Anonymous No.2078382 05/22/12(Tue)06:03 No.2078382

>>2078325
>>2078325

pls respond

ButtercupSaiyan !dM76nFuLek!!LVZRNqlO6QI
05/22/12(Tue)06:03
No.2078389

ButtercupSaiyan !dM76nFuLek!!LVZRNqlO6QI No.2078389 05/22/12(Tue)06:03 No.2078389

File: 1337681031602.jpg-(75 KB, 680x567, 1334983560415.jpg)

I guess I'll finish editing Maripony tonight, if I stay awake for it.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:03
No.2078390

Anonymous No.2078390 05/22/12(Tue)06:03 No.2078390

File: 1337681033821.png-(115 KB, 1391x511, Feel 30.png)

>>2078346

try flattery
bitches love flattery

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:03
No.2078391

Anonymous No.2078391 05/22/12(Tue)06:03 No.2078391

File: 1337681039197.jpg-(154 KB, 700x650, 1336341098834.jpg)

>>2078376
That looks delicious anon.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:04
No.2078392

Anonymous No.2078392 05/22/12(Tue)06:04 No.2078392

>rape

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:04
No.2078395

Anonymous No.2078395 05/22/12(Tue)06:04 No.2078395

>>2078363
>Fluffy will never art again

Glitter Glue
05/22/12(Tue)06:04
No.2078397

Glitter Glue No.2078397 05/22/12(Tue)06:04 No.2078397

File: 1337681083790.gif-(17 KB, 800x700, 140.gif)

>>2078294
>How many characters have you made at this point?
hundreds?
I mean are we only counting major characters or what?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:04
No.2078398

Anonymous No.2078398 05/22/12(Tue)06:04 No.2078398

>new thread
>"I'M FREE, FINALLY I'M FREE!"
>click on the link
.... FUCK

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:04
No.2078399

Anonymous No.2078399 05/22/12(Tue)06:04 No.2078399

>>2078392
Greater than rape

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:05
No.2078402

Anonymous No.2078402 05/22/12(Tue)06:05 No.2078402

File: 1337681124742.gif-(308 KB, 1272x1324, 186830%20-%20derpy_hooves%20fl(...).gif)

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:05
No.2078405

Anonymous No.2078405 05/22/12(Tue)06:05 No.2078405

>>2078390
>implying she wouldn't just grin, call you cute, and punch you on the shoulder

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:05
No.2078406

Anonymous No.2078406 05/22/12(Tue)06:05 No.2078406

>>2078395
He collapse under his own name.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:06
No.2078409

Anonymous No.2078409 05/22/12(Tue)06:06 No.2078409

File: 1337681161197.png-(529 KB, 1772x1344, 186963%20-%20edit%20fluffyshy%(...).png)

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:06
No.2078411

Anonymous No.2078411 05/22/12(Tue)06:06 No.2078411

>>2078402
I smiled

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:06
No.2078415

Anonymous No.2078415 05/22/12(Tue)06:06 No.2078415

Should I get a sandy bridges or wait for a decently priced ivy bridge?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:07
No.2078419

Anonymous No.2078419 05/22/12(Tue)06:07 No.2078419

File: 1337681220916.jpg-(38 KB, 612x292, 1337676310563.jpg)

>>2078378
>anonymous booping

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:07
No.2078421

Anonymous No.2078421 05/22/12(Tue)06:07 No.2078421

File: 1337681231636.jpg-(2.31 MB, 2592x1936, 187046%20-%20bad_art%20Bubbles(...).jpg)

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:07
No.2078422

Anonymous No.2078422 05/22/12(Tue)06:07 No.2078422

File: 1337681236162.jpg-(16 KB, 290x210, resume.jpg)

It says here you're interested in animation, what kind of animation would that be?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:07
No.2078429

Anonymous No.2078429 05/22/12(Tue)06:07 No.2078429

File: 1337681261941.png-(115 KB, 1048x832, 187611%20-%20fluffy_pony%20flu(...).png)

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:07
No.2078431

Anonymous No.2078431 05/22/12(Tue)06:07 No.2078431

File: 1337681271058.jpg-(27 KB, 301x301, sweat-0304-lg-90754169.jpg)

>>2078319
>You have 10 seconds to come up with a bedtime story for her.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:07
No.2078432

Anonymous No.2078432 05/22/12(Tue)06:07 No.2078432

File: 1337681276458.png-(110 KB, 601x397, 1336685374804.png)

Would you a squeaky pony

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:07
No.2078433

Anonymous No.2078433 05/22/12(Tue)06:07 No.2078433

>>2078422
/v/ pls go

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:08
No.2078434

Anonymous No.2078434 05/22/12(Tue)06:08 No.2078434

File: 1337681286201.gif-(1.07 MB, 399x288, 1333919147137.gif)

>>2078422
Pone animation.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:08
No.2078435

Anonymous No.2078435 05/22/12(Tue)06:08 No.2078435

>>2078405
yeah...yeah, probably...

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:08
No.2078437

Anonymous No.2078437 05/22/12(Tue)06:08 No.2078437

File: 1337681300109.jpg-(720 KB, 800x533, 187966%20-%20artist%3Apones_ma(...).jpg)

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:08
No.2078444

Anonymous No.2078444 05/22/12(Tue)06:08 No.2078444

File: 1337681334735.png-(224 KB, 1236x2349, 188146%20-%20fluffy_art%20fluf(...).png)

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:08
No.2078445

Anonymous No.2078445 05/22/12(Tue)06:08 No.2078445

>>2078314 >>2078385
>Get to have adult playtime with Fluttershy
>You are blindfolded
>Fluttershy's tender, cooing dulcet soothes you as she teases sensitive points all over your body
>Suddenly you hear a second Fluttershy join in
>You are being covered in pony kisses
>The blindfold is lifted and you see Pinkie Pie has joined the party, perfectly mimicking Fluttershy's voice and temperament

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:09
No.2078446

Anonymous No.2078446 05/22/12(Tue)06:09 No.2078446

File: 1337681340127.png-(287 KB, 465x585, Fluttershy 206.png)

>>2078432
I would cuddle that squeaky pone

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:09
No.2078449

Anonymous No.2078449 05/22/12(Tue)06:09 No.2078449

File: 1337681371710.jpg-(595 KB, 665x3387, 188339%20-%20mlp%204chan%20art(...).jpg)

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:09
No.2078450

Anonymous No.2078450 05/22/12(Tue)06:09 No.2078450

>>2078435
>that feel when Dash will never flatter you back just as hard and make you feel like her cute little mare
>she will never grab you around the shoulders and squeeze tight, making you feel safe and protected, because nothing could possibly hurt you while she was there to keep you safe

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:09
No.2078453

Anonymous No.2078453 05/22/12(Tue)06:09 No.2078453

>>2078445

unf
UNF

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:09
No.2078455

Anonymous No.2078455 05/22/12(Tue)06:09 No.2078455

>>2078449
Please Stop

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:10
No.2078456

Anonymous No.2078456 05/22/12(Tue)06:10 No.2078456

File: 1337681403917.jpg-(19 KB, 460x320, 0_big.jpg)

>>2078405
hhhnnnnnn-

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:10
No.2078457

Anonymous No.2078457 05/22/12(Tue)06:10 No.2078457

File: 1337681407141.jpg-(440 KB, 665x2402, 188340%20-%20artist%3Amwike%20(...).jpg)

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:10
No.2078460

Anonymous No.2078460 05/22/12(Tue)06:10 No.2078460

>>2078450
>cute little mare
not her cute little human?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:10
No.2078461

Anonymous No.2078461 05/22/12(Tue)06:10 No.2078461

>>2078434
>AJ hitting mai waifu
What is this feeling

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:10
No.2078462

Anonymous No.2078462 05/22/12(Tue)06:10 No.2078462

File: 1337681436652.jpg-(968 KB, 2880x1620, 1328417896953.jpg)

>>2078450
>she will never read for you.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:10
No.2078463

Anonymous No.2078463 05/22/12(Tue)06:10 No.2078463

>>2078449
>>2078457
>Fluffy pony fags attracting more new artfags than we are

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:10
No.2078464

Anonymous No.2078464 05/22/12(Tue)06:10 No.2078464

>>2078457
STOP

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:10
No.2078466

Anonymous No.2078466 05/22/12(Tue)06:10 No.2078466

>>2078431
>Just make up the story as you go and keep it going and going so she has to listen to the rest some other night
>Do this every night for the rest of your years

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:10
No.2078468

Anonymous No.2078468 05/22/12(Tue)06:10 No.2078468

>>2078461
Jealousy

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:11
No.2078470

Anonymous No.2078470 05/22/12(Tue)06:11 No.2078470

>>2078449
>>2078457
Is that Disco?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:11
No.2078476

Anonymous No.2078476 05/22/12(Tue)06:11 No.2078476

File: 1337681517099.jpg-(124 KB, 500x375, 1336236916498.jpg)

So did anyone cap the court posts in the last thread?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:12
No.2078480

Anonymous No.2078480 05/22/12(Tue)06:12 No.2078480

>>2078464
>>2078455
>responding
faggots

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:12
No.2078482

Anonymous No.2078482 05/22/12(Tue)06:12 No.2078482

>>2078463
Atleast they're outing themselves as potentional serial killers to the FBI agents browsing 4chan

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:12
No.2078484

Anonymous No.2078484 05/22/12(Tue)06:12 No.2078484

>>2078431
>start telling the story of the pony and the human who met under unusual circumstances and gradually fell in love

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:12
No.2078487

Anonymous No.2078487 05/22/12(Tue)06:12 No.2078487

>>2078484
nonsexually

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:12
No.2078488

Anonymous No.2078488 05/22/12(Tue)06:12 No.2078488

>>2078476
We have an archive for a reason, ya know

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:12
No.2078489

Anonymous No.2078489 05/22/12(Tue)06:12 No.2078489

Well this threads off to to a flying start. Too bad its a flying fluffy pone. I thought we exterminated that infestation, appears I was wrong.

Lets talk about whether we think the show would have been more or less successful if it was animated differently, say it was drawn like the old amazing spiderman cartoon series rather than done in flash.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:13
No.2078494

Anonymous No.2078494 05/22/12(Tue)06:13 No.2078494

>>2078488
>Not saving tangents as a single image to be easily reposted later

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:13
No.2078495

Anonymous No.2078495 05/22/12(Tue)06:13 No.2078495

>>2078480
I asked nicely and he stopped.
Don't just mindlessly do everything 4chan tells you to do anon, that would be boring.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:13
No.2078497

Anonymous No.2078497 05/22/12(Tue)06:13 No.2078497

>>2078460
She'll call you her little mare, she likes the way it makes you blush.
>>2078462
>she will never run her hoof over your hair as she whispers the story into your ear
>she will never stop at the end of a chapter, telling you that you need your sleep to stay that pretty
>she will never get into bed beside you and wrap her arms around you
>you will never rest your head against her neck and snuggle closer to her, telling her how much you love her

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:14
No.2078498

Anonymous No.2078498 05/22/12(Tue)06:14 No.2078498

>>2078489
Dont try start conversations. You are very bad at this.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:14
No.2078500

Anonymous No.2078500 05/22/12(Tue)06:14 No.2078500

>>2078497
I dont like Dash but I enjoy twidash

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:14
No.2078504

Anonymous No.2078504 05/22/12(Tue)06:14 No.2078504

>RD bigspoon
>anon littlespoon

hnnnng

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:15
No.2078509

Anonymous No.2078509 05/22/12(Tue)06:15 No.2078509

>>2078497
... thats highly out of character.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:15
No.2078512

Anonymous No.2078512 05/22/12(Tue)06:15 No.2078512

>>2078482
>"So, Mr. Anonymous. It has come to my attention that you were the one who started this whole 'fluffy pony' thing..."
>"I can see by the evidence that this is not only correct, but damning to the defense that you would never 'harm a hair on a pony's head'

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:15
No.2078513

Anonymous No.2078513 05/22/12(Tue)06:15 No.2078513

>>2078504
>Can you stop fidgeting? You keep rolling onto my wing and I just preened them.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:15
No.2078514

Anonymous No.2078514 05/22/12(Tue)06:15 No.2078514

>>2078500
>not wanting to be her Twilight
>not wanting to join in with both of them

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:16
No.2078519

Anonymous No.2078519 05/22/12(Tue)06:16 No.2078519

File: 1337681762971.jpg-(146 KB, 1499x725, 188691%20-%20artist%3Aandrewmy(...).jpg)

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:16
No.2078520

Anonymous No.2078520 05/22/12(Tue)06:16 No.2078520

>>2078514
I dont want that at all.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:16
No.2078522

Anonymous No.2078522 05/22/12(Tue)06:16 No.2078522

>>2078509
yeah, that doesn't seem much like dash. giving her flattery is one thing. but receiving it from her? I dunno

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:16
No.2078524

Anonymous No.2078524 05/22/12(Tue)06:16 No.2078524

File: 1337681803509.jpg-(1014 KB, 1320x1916, 188708%20-%20mlp%204chan%20art(...).jpg)

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:16
No.2078525

Anonymous No.2078525 05/22/12(Tue)06:16 No.2078525

>>2078484
>start telling the story of the pony and the human who empties his semen into her til her belly is full to bursting

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:16
No.2078526

Anonymous No.2078526 05/22/12(Tue)06:16 No.2078526

>>2078509
>implying Dash wouldn't want to take care of something

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:17
No.2078531

Anonymous No.2078531 05/22/12(Tue)06:17 No.2078531

>Image spam
At least everyone could get a laugh out of Night of the Were Ed

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:18
No.2078534

Anonymous No.2078534 05/22/12(Tue)06:18 No.2078534

>>2078514

I couldn't intrude on their love

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:18
No.2078536

Anonymous No.2078536 05/22/12(Tue)06:18 No.2078536

>>2078495
You were saying?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:18
No.2078539

Anonymous No.2078539 05/22/12(Tue)06:18 No.2078539

File: 1337681918135.jpg-(139 KB, 1679x945, Spike It was all just a horrib(...).jpg)

How disappointed would you be if they didn't have a nice closing episode for the series and it was just some random slice of life episode?

There's few things in life that makes me more sad than a bad ending to a good series.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:18
No.2078541

Anonymous No.2078541 05/22/12(Tue)06:18 No.2078541

>>2078528
Don't open this image

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:19
No.2078544

Anonymous No.2078544 05/22/12(Tue)06:19 No.2078544

>>2078539
I'd be fine with it, it wouldn't make my fan fiction non-canon

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:19
No.2078545

Anonymous No.2078545 05/22/12(Tue)06:19 No.2078545

>>2078531
>You will never be a Double Dracula.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:19
No.2078546

Anonymous No.2078546 05/22/12(Tue)06:19 No.2078546

>>2078539
tbh I dont want a proper ending.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:19
No.2078548

Anonymous No.2078548 05/22/12(Tue)06:19 No.2078548

File: 1337681974433.jpg-(Spoiler Image, 57 KB, 438x640, Artist-Bronyboy-613915-fluffy_(...).jpg)

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:20
No.2078551

Anonymous No.2078551 05/22/12(Tue)06:20 No.2078551

>>2078534
Even if they wanted to? Even if they were looking for something to bring a little spice back into their love life? There's only so many things you can do with magic, after all

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:20
No.2078553

Anonymous No.2078553 05/22/12(Tue)06:20 No.2078553

>>2078546
y

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:20
No.2078554

Anonymous No.2078554 05/22/12(Tue)06:20 No.2078554

>>2078504
>she nuzzles her cheek against your back, her forehooves wrapped around your torso
>you rest your hands over her hooves and entwine your fingers around them
>she thanks celestia you can't see how hard it makes her blush when you do that

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:20
No.2078557

Anonymous No.2078557 05/22/12(Tue)06:20 No.2078557

>>2078546
I guess there's the risk of them doing it poorly, but I think the rewards outweigh the risks of a grand finale

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:20
No.2078558

Anonymous No.2078558 05/22/12(Tue)06:20 No.2078558

>>2078548
>Bronyboy wants to be hardcore, but fluffy pone won't let him

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:20
No.2078560

Anonymous No.2078560 05/22/12(Tue)06:20 No.2078560

>>2078539
I'd like it. I preferred BNE to wedding as a finale, it was a more mellow way to round things out.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:20
No.2078563

Anonymous No.2078563 05/22/12(Tue)06:20 No.2078563

>>2078522
>Rainbow Dash tries to compliment you on something or other but ends up comparing you to herself
>"You're almost as cool as I am!"
>she facehoofs and flies away immediately, vowing to try again later

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:21
No.2078564

Anonymous No.2078564 05/22/12(Tue)06:21 No.2078564

>>2078551
somehow that's an even more painful prospect

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:21
No.2078566

Anonymous No.2078566 05/22/12(Tue)06:21 No.2078566

File: 1337682074089.png-(325 KB, 853x468, 189352 - applejack The_Cutie_P(...).png)

>>2078539
It'd be okay with it.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:21
No.2078568

Anonymous No.2078568 05/22/12(Tue)06:21 No.2078568

>>2078553
Dunno I just dont want that and I like open endings and endless possibilities.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:22
No.2078573

Anonymous No.2078573 05/22/12(Tue)06:22 No.2078573

>>2078548
>"MARTEEEEEEEN!"

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:22
No.2078574

Anonymous No.2078574 05/22/12(Tue)06:22 No.2078574

>>2078539
unless the final scene closed on Twilight and Dash kissing in front of the sunset...

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:22
No.2078577

Anonymous No.2078577 05/22/12(Tue)06:22 No.2078577

>>2078568
But if they did the ending episode well you could have all of them and then some. I just don't want the last scene to be a pan out of of them all laughing.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:22
No.2078579

Anonymous No.2078579 05/22/12(Tue)06:22 No.2078579

>>2078563

Yeah, thats seems much more likely than the other stuff thats posted right now.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:23
No.2078581

Anonymous No.2078581 05/22/12(Tue)06:23 No.2078581

>>2078566
That's an interesting caption

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:24
No.2078587

Anonymous No.2078587 05/22/12(Tue)06:24 No.2078587

Klondike stop ctrl+fing your name.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:24
No.2078591

Anonymous No.2078591 05/22/12(Tue)06:24 No.2078591

File: 1337682283853.png-(112 KB, 588x592, 1334629459837.png)

>I didn't even notice there was a new horse
>sat in the old horse wondering why it was so dead
Too much pony

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:24
No.2078594

Anonymous No.2078594 05/22/12(Tue)06:24 No.2078594

File: 1337682289734.jpg-(29 KB, 500x370, 1336030403366.jpg)

>>2078558

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:25
No.2078597

Anonymous No.2078597 05/22/12(Tue)06:25 No.2078597

File: 1337682311632.png-(247 KB, 635x627, Rainbow Dash 170.png)

>>2078563
hnnnng
>she cringes to herself at her own terrible lines and gets all flustered in embarassment

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:25
No.2078599

Anonymous No.2078599 05/22/12(Tue)06:25 No.2078599

>>2078577
Maybe

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:25
No.2078600

Anonymous No.2078600 05/22/12(Tue)06:25 No.2078600

>>2078587
>not control-Fing your name
but how would you know if people had talked about you?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:25
No.2078601

Anonymous No.2078601 05/22/12(Tue)06:25 No.2078601

What's wrong with sandals + socks?
Help an aspie out.

Klondike
05/22/12(Tue)06:26
No.2078604

Klondike No.2078604 05/22/12(Tue)06:26 No.2078604

File: 1337682362500.png-(215 KB, 1000x1000, PB and J.png)

>>2078287

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:26
No.2078607

Anonymous No.2078607 05/22/12(Tue)06:26 No.2078607

>>2078587
>That feel when it's only been anon posters for over 20 minutes

Warm and Fuzzy, like apple pie.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:26
No.2078611

Anonymous No.2078611 05/22/12(Tue)06:26 No.2078611

>>2078573
>>2078548
I thought he was legitimately funny.
Not the best but his "fat & the furious" bit always gets me.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:26
No.2078612

Anonymous No.2078612 05/22/12(Tue)06:26 No.2078612

File: 1337682412738.gif-(595 KB, 300x310, 1335195951927.gif)

>>2078539
I watched the first season of Haruhi in DVD order and they did exactly that. That was probably the most boring episode of the season.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:27
No.2078614

Anonymous No.2078614 05/22/12(Tue)06:27 No.2078614

>>2078607
>>2078604
Oh god fucking dammit

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:27
No.2078617

Anonymous No.2078617 05/22/12(Tue)06:27 No.2078617

>>2078604
>So stop thinking about rape!

MLPG in a nutshell

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:27
No.2078618

Anonymous No.2078618 05/22/12(Tue)06:27 No.2078618

>>2078563
>Rainbow Dash returns with a little notecard and puts on her reading glasses
>You sit up and listen when she clears her throat
>"Your pe... perla... payoorlusk... pair.... what's this word?"
>"Pearlescent."
>"Damn it, Twilight."
>She huffs in frustration, puts her glasses down and rubs her eyes, and flies off again before you can respond
>She forgot her glasses...

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:27
No.2078619

Anonymous No.2078619 05/22/12(Tue)06:27 No.2078619

>>2078597
>On one of our strolls you notice a vocal cloud.
>You chuckle at one of the terrible one liners that comes out of it.
>The cloud emits a loud squeak.
>It starts to try to scoot away.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:27
No.2078623

Anonymous No.2078623 05/22/12(Tue)06:27 No.2078623

>>2078287
>>2078604
>Klondyke and Glitter Glue jacking each other off

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:28
No.2078627

Anonymous No.2078627 05/22/12(Tue)06:28 No.2078627

File: 1337682492474.png-(18 KB, 167x195, FUCK SORRY.png)

>>2078617
OH MY GOODNESS
I'M SO SORRY!!

Small Waves !yrGRe7492g
05/22/12(Tue)06:28
No.2078629

Small Waves !yrGRe7492g No.2078629 05/22/12(Tue)06:28 No.2078629

>>2078601
Because socks with sandals is fucking retarded. As if sandals aren't shitty enough as is.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:28
No.2078630

Anonymous No.2078630 05/22/12(Tue)06:28 No.2078630

>>2078623
That's hot.
Somebody draw this.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:28
No.2078632

Anonymous No.2078632 05/22/12(Tue)06:28 No.2078632

MLPG, i'm depressed

recently the weight of the world has been weighing on me and ponies aren't helping anymore

what do?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:28
No.2078633

Anonymous No.2078633 05/22/12(Tue)06:28 No.2078633

>>2078623
this is my fetish dot jaypeg

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:28
No.2078635

Anonymous No.2078635 05/22/12(Tue)06:28 No.2078635

>>2078627
no I meant to reply to this
>>2078614

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:28
No.2078638

Anonymous No.2078638 05/22/12(Tue)06:28 No.2078638

>>2078604

Klondike did you draw the SLUTSLUTSLUT anons piling onto a table in the thousands yet?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:29
No.2078639

Anonymous No.2078639 05/22/12(Tue)06:29 No.2078639

>>2078632
more ponies

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:29
No.2078643

Anonymous No.2078643 05/22/12(Tue)06:29 No.2078643

>>2078612
>Not watching them in the order they were aired in
DO YOU EVEN ANIME

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:30
No.2078645

Anonymous No.2078645 05/22/12(Tue)06:30 No.2078645

File: 1337682601845.gif-(77 KB, 1100x400, DOUBLE-THE-FUN.gif)

>>2078634

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:30
No.2078646

Anonymous No.2078646 05/22/12(Tue)06:30 No.2078646

>>2078632
I'm getting a little tired of these posts here of all places, no offense I guess.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:30
No.2078647

Anonymous No.2078647 05/22/12(Tue)06:30 No.2078647

>>2078632
become an hero

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:30
No.2078651

Anonymous No.2078651 05/22/12(Tue)06:30 No.2078651

File: 1337682639074.png-(192 KB, 799x1000, 1337005517582.png)

>Fluttershy will never fall asleep in your arms while you are sitting on a couch in front of a fire during a storm
>You'll never stroke her mane while she sleeps
>She'll never nuzzle your hand and let out a little murmur as you do
>Her back legs will never kick a little when she hears thunder

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:30
No.2078652

Anonymous No.2078652 05/22/12(Tue)06:30 No.2078652

>>2078645
>no nipples
Only 18 times as fun

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:30
No.2078654

Anonymous No.2078654 05/22/12(Tue)06:30 No.2078654

>>2078645
build a pyramide with them!

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:30
No.2078655

Anonymous No.2078655 05/22/12(Tue)06:30 No.2078655

>>2078645
Put them as a rape-centipede or something.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:31
No.2078656

Anonymous No.2078656 05/22/12(Tue)06:31 No.2078656

>>2078618
>when she comes back, you're wearing them
>"What do you think?"

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:31
No.2078657

Anonymous No.2078657 05/22/12(Tue)06:31 No.2078657

>>2078652
>1.8
fucking hell

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:31
No.2078659

Anonymous No.2078659 05/22/12(Tue)06:31 No.2078659

>>2078632
Let me tell you a secret, Anon: ponies never helped.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:31
No.2078661

Anonymous No.2078661 05/22/12(Tue)06:31 No.2078661

>>2078654
>>2078655
Fuck guys I don't have photoshop on this computer yet

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:31
No.2078663

Anonymous No.2078663 05/22/12(Tue)06:31 No.2078663

>>2078632
>>2078646
MLPG is starting to get boring for me, too.
I feel as if a curse is slowly being lifted from me...
I might even leave forever

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:32
No.2078666

Anonymous No.2078666 05/22/12(Tue)06:32 No.2078666

File: 1337682727985.png-(203 KB, 1920x1080, 1328863530992.png)

>>2078661
I wasn't asking.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:32
No.2078670

Anonymous No.2078670 05/22/12(Tue)06:32 No.2078670

>>2078656
>You realize just how blind she is.
>Those goggles she wears have to be a prescription.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:32
No.2078672

Anonymous No.2078672 05/22/12(Tue)06:32 No.2078672

>>2078663
I'm not ready to leave yet, personally.

The courtroom stuff earlier reminded me why I still come here.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:32
No.2078674

Anonymous No.2078674 05/22/12(Tue)06:32 No.2078674

File: 1337682771885.png-(Spoiler Image, 66 KB, 800x600, 1335256168431.png)

why is she so perfect mlpg?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:33
No.2078675

Anonymous No.2078675 05/22/12(Tue)06:33 No.2078675

>>2078670
I'm assuming they're reading glasses

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:33
No.2078677

Anonymous No.2078677 05/22/12(Tue)06:33 No.2078677

>>2078674
>Implying

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:33
No.2078680

Anonymous No.2078680 05/22/12(Tue)06:33 No.2078680

File: 1337682805062.gif-(262 KB, 1100x400, POTATO-CHIPS.gif)

>>2078666
i'll do it but it'll take a while

Glitter Glue
05/22/12(Tue)06:34
No.2078684

Glitter Glue No.2078684 05/22/12(Tue)06:34 No.2078684

File: 1337682844086.png-(22 KB, 506x349, pbbounce sfw.png)

>>2078604
hahaha
okay~
thanks

>>2078634
one of these days I really should draw in the monster behind her

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:34
No.2078685

Anonymous No.2078685 05/22/12(Tue)06:34 No.2078685

So are Raritys glasses actual glasses meaning she wears contacts or are they her working glasses.
Girls with glasses is my fetish

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:34
No.2078686

Anonymous No.2078686 05/22/12(Tue)06:34 No.2078686

>>2078666
>that feel when Twilight will never pin you against the floor and start to stroke your hair with her magic

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:34
No.2078688

Anonymous No.2078688 05/22/12(Tue)06:34 No.2078688

>>2078675
Maybe they're bifocals?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:34
No.2078690

Anonymous No.2078690 05/22/12(Tue)06:34 No.2078690

>>2078680
Yep... that's enough internet for one day.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:34
No.2078691

Anonymous No.2078691 05/22/12(Tue)06:34 No.2078691

>>2078685
They are working glasses.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:35
No.2078695

Anonymous No.2078695 05/22/12(Tue)06:35 No.2078695

>>2078684
Hey GG

How loose is PB anyway?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:35
No.2078696

Anonymous No.2078696 05/22/12(Tue)06:35 No.2078696

>>2078684
I always think that says >bounce swf, and I'm disappointed when I remember that there is no animation.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:35
No.2078697

Anonymous No.2078697 05/22/12(Tue)06:35 No.2078697

File: 1337682948568.jpg-(898 KB, 2268x1701, 53171 - applejack applepie art(...).jpg)

>>2078607
Warm and fuzzy ApplePie, you say?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:36
No.2078701

Anonymous No.2078701 05/22/12(Tue)06:36 No.2078701

>>2078612
What if season 3 pulled an endless 8?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:36
No.2078703

Anonymous No.2078703 05/22/12(Tue)06:36 No.2078703

>>2078695
which orifice?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:36
No.2078704

Anonymous No.2078704 05/22/12(Tue)06:36 No.2078704

>>2078697
>dirt ponies never get shipped
MLPG confirmed for race mixer

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:36
No.2078705

Anonymous No.2078705 05/22/12(Tue)06:36 No.2078705

>>2078685
I can take or leave glasses except facials with glasses, that... unf

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:37
No.2078708

Anonymous No.2078708 05/22/12(Tue)06:37 No.2078708

>>2078680
THE MORE YOU STARE THE MORE IT STARES BACK!

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:37
No.2078711

Anonymous No.2078711 05/22/12(Tue)06:37 No.2078711

Rarity would make a good Frankenfurter.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:38
No.2078717

Anonymous No.2078717 05/22/12(Tue)06:38 No.2078717

>>2078704
>implying Rarijack isn't second best ship

Glitter Glue
05/22/12(Tue)06:38
No.2078718

Glitter Glue No.2078718 05/22/12(Tue)06:38 No.2078718

>>2078695
To make a long story short
PB has a magic spell cast on her
So that's never a concern

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:38
No.2078720

Anonymous No.2078720 05/22/12(Tue)06:38 No.2078720

>>2078717
Only if twidash is the best one.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:38
No.2078722

Anonymous No.2078722 05/22/12(Tue)06:38 No.2078722

>>2078711
>Twilight is Janet
>She slowly descends into sluttiness

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:38
No.2078723

Anonymous No.2078723 05/22/12(Tue)06:38 No.2078723

File: 1337683112551.gif-(Spoiler Image, 166 KB, 584x624, mr-rogers.gif)

>>2078674
she isn't perfect
But that's what makers her so perfect
No one in this world is perfect, Anon
But you've gotta learn to appreciate how different everyone is on this Earth
Especially you, Anon, and me as well, even Chrysalis
Imperfections are what always make us perfect, what kind of world would there be without any imperfections?
we're all perfect, anon
And I think you're perfect
Just the way you are.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:38
No.2078724

Anonymous No.2078724 05/22/12(Tue)06:38 No.2078724

File: 1337683117253.gif-(2.21 MB, 640x360, 1326083005605.gif)

>>2078623
if you think THIS is jacking off then you're gonna love the friend off.

>>2078638
I vaguely remember that request. Remind me again. Its only been a week since I last drew

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:38
No.2078725

Anonymous No.2078725 05/22/12(Tue)06:38 No.2078725

File: 1337683124968.gif-(1.49 MB, 640x360, Sweetie too Happy.gif)

>>2078697
>You will never be Apple Pie with Sweetie Belle

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:38
No.2078727

Anonymous No.2078727 05/22/12(Tue)06:38 No.2078727

>>2078701
MLPG would be a cauldron of rage and craziness for 8 weeks and the trauma would never heal
Kyon-kun Denwa!

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:38
No.2078728

Anonymous No.2078728 05/22/12(Tue)06:38 No.2078728

>>2078718
But what if I wanted the long version?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:39
No.2078729

Anonymous No.2078729 05/22/12(Tue)06:39 No.2078729

>>2078718
>Magic orifice curses
Does this involve dungeon shenanigans?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:39
No.2078731

Anonymous No.2078731 05/22/12(Tue)06:39 No.2078731

>>2078618

she'd have more luck going to Rarity for help

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:39
No.2078733

Anonymous No.2078733 05/22/12(Tue)06:39 No.2078733

>>2078720
Correct.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:39
No.2078736

Anonymous No.2078736 05/22/12(Tue)06:39 No.2078736

>>2078723
Sure is outdated image filetype.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:39
No.2078738

Anonymous No.2078738 05/22/12(Tue)06:39 No.2078738

>>2078720
>tfw your favourite ship is shifting from appledash to twidash because you get constantly bombarded with it
>tfw you just realized that you actually have a favourite ship

Time for sudoku.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:39
No.2078741

Anonymous No.2078741 05/22/12(Tue)06:39 No.2078741

>>2078688
>She gets upset and yanks the glasses off your face.
>Your vision adjusts to see her in near tears.
>"D-don't tell anyone!"
>You pull her in close, asking her what the big deal is.
>She breaks down, sobbing about how the Wonderbolts won't let her in if she has bad vision.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:40
No.2078742

Anonymous No.2078742 05/22/12(Tue)06:40 No.2078742

>>2078729
>dungeon shenanigans
Speaking of this, is Diablo 3 any good?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:40
No.2078743

Anonymous No.2078743 05/22/12(Tue)06:40 No.2078743

>>2078725
That gif implies Rarity just kissed her on the cheek

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:40
No.2078745

Anonymous No.2078745 05/22/12(Tue)06:40 No.2078745

>>2078738
appledash is the worst ship and you should b happy.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:41
No.2078749

Anonymous No.2078749 05/22/12(Tue)06:41 No.2078749

>>2078742
I hear 38 people enjoyed it but they had to wait inline for 2 hours while online single player.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:41
No.2078751

Anonymous No.2078751 05/22/12(Tue)06:41 No.2078751

>>2078743
No it doesn't

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:41
No.2078753

Anonymous No.2078753 05/22/12(Tue)06:41 No.2078753

>>2078741
this feel suddenly turned sad...

>you gently pet her mane and promise you won't tell anyone

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:41
No.2078754

Anonymous No.2078754 05/22/12(Tue)06:41 No.2078754

>>2078738
>that feel when you came to terms with the fact you had an OTP long ago
>that feel when it's so pervasive that while you don't look for shipping fuel in the show you just kind of assume that they're interested, and all the stolen looks and awkwardness around each other is for good reason

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:41
No.2078756

Anonymous No.2078756 05/22/12(Tue)06:41 No.2078756

File: 1337683288187.gif-(1.31 MB, 448x540, 1326656696354.gif)

>>2078741
>>2078738
>>2078742
>>2078743
WAIT

HOLD THE FUCK UP/
I'm getting some dejavu vibes here.
Haven't we had this exact thread before?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:41
No.2078757

Anonymous No.2078757 05/22/12(Tue)06:41 No.2078757

>>2078751
I like to think it does

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:42
No.2078760

Anonymous No.2078760 05/22/12(Tue)06:42 No.2078760

>>2078756
You've been ponying too long. You need a break.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:42
No.2078762

Anonymous No.2078762 05/22/12(Tue)06:42 No.2078762

>>2078757
headcanonlol

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:42
No.2078766

Anonymous No.2078766 05/22/12(Tue)06:42 No.2078766

>>2078756
>Dejavu

...fuck.
Someone has messed with this thread.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:42
No.2078767

Anonymous No.2078767 05/22/12(Tue)06:42 No.2078767

File: 1337683374741.gif-(683 KB, 853x480, 1321771607859.gif)

>>2078754
I know that feel taw.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:43
No.2078769

Anonymous No.2078769 05/22/12(Tue)06:43 No.2078769

File: 1337683388475.jpg-(15 KB, 460x303, 1335311836353.jpg)

>>2078756
he's onto us
extermination requested

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:43
No.2078770

Anonymous No.2078770 05/22/12(Tue)06:43 No.2078770

>>2078756
>rape

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:43
No.2078771

Anonymous No.2078771 05/22/12(Tue)06:43 No.2078771

File: 1337683397309.jpg-(921 KB, 936x1391, waiting for S2.jpg)

>>2078756
Welcome to MLPG

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:43
No.2078775

Anonymous No.2078775 05/22/12(Tue)06:43 No.2078775

>>2078756
>Lance Gordon Getting Ready For The Ture De France.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:43
No.2078778

Anonymous No.2078778 05/22/12(Tue)06:43 No.2078778

File: 1337683436781.gif-(350 KB, 623x522, 1326653665154.gif)

>>2078769
You can't kill me! I didn't say a pun!

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:44
No.2078779

Anonymous No.2078779 05/22/12(Tue)06:44 No.2078779

>>2078656
>she puts your glasses on in return
>"What do YOU think?"

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:44
No.2078780

Anonymous No.2078780 05/22/12(Tue)06:44 No.2078780

>>2078778
>>2078756
Would you NTR with Mr Cake?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:44
No.2078781

Anonymous No.2078781 05/22/12(Tue)06:44 No.2078781

>>2078771
I love that movie

>Waiting for S2.jpg

It's happening again.

Glitter Glue
05/22/12(Tue)06:44
No.2078782

Glitter Glue No.2078782 05/22/12(Tue)06:44 No.2078782

File: 1337683476459.png-(72 KB, 733x553, pbchainedcompanySFW.png)

>>2078728
>But what if I wanted the long version?
a vindictive sorcerer with self-esteem issues about the size of his equipment cursed her for life after a rather impolite run-in
A curse of "accommodation" didn't seem like such a bad thing at the time though

>>2078729
>Does this involve dungeon shenanigans?
always

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:44
No.2078783

Anonymous No.2078783 05/22/12(Tue)06:44 No.2078783

>>2078741
>you will never comfort a crying rainbow dash

feels bad, man...

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:45
No.2078785

Anonymous No.2078785 05/22/12(Tue)06:45 No.2078785

>>2078780
NTR? that sounds exotic

i'd rather just do cuckoldry

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:45
No.2078786

Anonymous No.2078786 05/22/12(Tue)06:45 No.2078786

>>2078779
>"I think this conversation is about to get...glassical."

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:45
No.2078789

Anonymous No.2078789 05/22/12(Tue)06:45 No.2078789

File: 1337683541833.png-(197 KB, 1323x1996, 1332492226830.png)

I don't remember saving this...

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:45
No.2078791

Anonymous No.2078791 05/22/12(Tue)06:45 No.2078791

>>2078767
>that feel when people can now recognise you by your spaghetti alone

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:46
No.2078792

Anonymous No.2078792 05/22/12(Tue)06:46 No.2078792

File: 1337683561423.jpg-(20 KB, 310x320, 20110211175746!Agentsmith_mr.jpg)

>>2078778

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:46
No.2078793

Anonymous No.2078793 05/22/12(Tue)06:46 No.2078793

So guys Im watching FAD and Granny Smith say the Smith family so Applejack, Applebloom and Mac last name is Smith right?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:46
No.2078795

Anonymous No.2078795 05/22/12(Tue)06:46 No.2078795

>>2078618
>Rainbow Dash comes looking for the glasses she left behind
>You talk her into modeling them for you
>You compliment her good looks, so naturally and smoothly she's blushing twice as hard from the combined frustration and embarrassment
>"Well, uh... you have great taste. In ponies. Wearing glasses. Uh... yeah, good enough."
>She digs into the ground for takeoff, kicking up dirt in her anger

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:46
No.2078797

Anonymous No.2078797 05/22/12(Tue)06:46 No.2078797

File: 1337683596122.gif-(973 KB, 312x213, 1336837775615.gif)

>>2078781

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:46
No.2078799

Anonymous No.2078799 05/22/12(Tue)06:46 No.2078799

File: 1337683612416.jpg-(168 KB, 746x1071, the_usual_05_by_pyruvate-d50oh(...).jpg)

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:46
No.2078800

Anonymous No.2078800 05/22/12(Tue)06:46 No.2078800

>>2078783
>wainting rainbow dash to cry

fuck you anon.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:47
No.2078802

Anonymous No.2078802 05/22/12(Tue)06:47 No.2078802

>>2078799
sex

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:47
No.2078804

Anonymous No.2078804 05/22/12(Tue)06:47 No.2078804

>>2078799

I want Lotus on my dick, immediately

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:47
No.2078805

Anonymous No.2078805 05/22/12(Tue)06:47 No.2078805

>>2078799
get the fuck out of my face

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:47
No.2078807

Anonymous No.2078807 05/22/12(Tue)06:47 No.2078807

>>2078799
>Sisters winking together

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:47
No.2078808

Anonymous No.2078808 05/22/12(Tue)06:47 No.2078808

>>2078804
And Aloe in your face.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:47
No.2078809

Anonymous No.2078809 05/22/12(Tue)06:47 No.2078809

File: 1337683670160.gif-(1.87 MB, 300x169, 1337509603694.gif)

>>2078789
That's ok anon, I don't remember saving this either.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:47
No.2078810

Anonymous No.2078810 05/22/12(Tue)06:47 No.2078810

>>2078800
I don't want her to cry
I want to help her not cry anymore

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:47
No.2078811

Anonymous No.2078811 05/22/12(Tue)06:47 No.2078811

>>2078797
I love those Ron Paul pictures

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:48
No.2078812

Anonymous No.2078812 05/22/12(Tue)06:48 No.2078812

>>2078791

Well, the amount of spaghetti that enters the thread when you show up is hard to miss
its still my favourite spaghetti

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:48
No.2078815

Anonymous No.2078815 05/22/12(Tue)06:48 No.2078815

>>2078799
>How may we service you
That's classy hooker talk right there

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:48
No.2078816

Anonymous No.2078816 05/22/12(Tue)06:48 No.2078816

>>2078799
AM I KAWAI UGU~~~

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:48
No.2078817

Anonymous No.2078817 05/22/12(Tue)06:48 No.2078817

>>2078799
Oh my~

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:48
No.2078818

Anonymous No.2078818 05/22/12(Tue)06:48 No.2078818

File: 1337683721409.gif-(1.22 MB, 840x470, 1326768425257.gif)

>>2078799
>My humanized head canon is that they are exact identical twins. Except Lotus is darker because of tan.
>No one will draw this

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:48
No.2078820

Anonymous No.2078820 05/22/12(Tue)06:48 No.2078820

>>2078705
I'd rather facial Rainbow Dash glasses.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:49
No.2078821

Anonymous No.2078821 05/22/12(Tue)06:49 No.2078821

>>2078783
>that feel when she'll never curl up against your chest and rest her head on your shoulder as she starts to weep about everything that's ever gone wrong in her life
>that feel when once she's started she can't make herself stop, and soon she's not even talking about the wonderbolts any more but just about bad things that happened to her during her childhood
>that feel when, hours later, she will never finally run out of things to say and simply bury her head against your neck, because the tears ran out long ago
>that feel when you will never have been holding her close since the start and telling her it was okay, and everything would be fine

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:49
No.2078822

Anonymous No.2078822 05/22/12(Tue)06:49 No.2078822

>>2078793
Ponies don't have second names

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:49
No.2078825

Anonymous No.2078825 05/22/12(Tue)06:49 No.2078825

>>2078818
>PinkieAfterMerLittleHillOfCocaine.gif

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:49
No.2078828

Anonymous No.2078828 05/22/12(Tue)06:49 No.2078828

File: 1337683790053.png-(92 KB, 315x368, 1304208193368.png)

>hear /v/ talking endlessly about torchlight
>decide to give it a go
>pre-order 2 and get 1 for free
>start up 1
>see the horse
>click on it
"The horse winks at you. You feel blessed"
>mfw

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:49
No.2078829

Anonymous No.2078829 05/22/12(Tue)06:49 No.2078829

>>2078795
>"You're cute when you're angry too!" you call after her
>you here a faint "AAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!" in the distance

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:49
No.2078830

Anonymous No.2078830 05/22/12(Tue)06:49 No.2078830

>>2078822
And what about Twilight and Pinkie.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:50
No.2078832

Anonymous No.2078832 05/22/12(Tue)06:50 No.2078832

>>2078799
WHICH ONE /CO/?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:50
No.2078833

Anonymous No.2078833 05/22/12(Tue)06:50 No.2078833

File: 1337683802668.png-(907 KB, 720x720, 1337294855524.png)

>>2078811

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:50
No.2078834

Anonymous No.2078834 05/22/12(Tue)06:50 No.2078834

>>2078812
well at least I'm not-

...huh, I don't have anything to finish that sentence with any more. That's worrying.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:50
No.2078838

Anonymous No.2078838 05/22/12(Tue)06:50 No.2078838

File: 1337683848333.png-(78 KB, 291x295, Spa Pony.png)

>>2078832
Lotus, every time
dat blue

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:50
No.2078839

Anonymous No.2078839 05/22/12(Tue)06:50 No.2078839

>>2078830
Those technically aren't second names

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:51
No.2078841

Anonymous No.2078841 05/22/12(Tue)06:51 No.2078841

>>2078832
YES

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:51
No.2078842

Anonymous No.2078842 05/22/12(Tue)06:51 No.2078842

>>2078828
You can wink with eyes... Remember? Do you remember winking with eyes?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:51
No.2078843

Anonymous No.2078843 05/22/12(Tue)06:51 No.2078843

>>2078828
Shouldn't have laughed.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:51
No.2078844

Anonymous No.2078844 05/22/12(Tue)06:51 No.2078844

>>2078839
Twilight Sparkle
Pinkamina Diane Pie.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:52
No.2078851

Anonymous No.2078851 05/22/12(Tue)06:52 No.2078851

File: 1337683959039.jpg-(13 KB, 408x250, NO YOU DON'T.jpg)

>>2078844
THEY'RE NOT SECOND NAMES

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)06:52
No.2078853

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2078853 05/22/12(Tue)06:52 No.2078853

Welcome me back, MLPG.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:53
No.2078857

Anonymous No.2078857 05/22/12(Tue)06:53 No.2078857

>>2078853
No
fuck you

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:53
No.2078858

Anonymous No.2078858 05/22/12(Tue)06:53 No.2078858

>>2078853

suck my dick

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:53
No.2078859

Anonymous No.2078859 05/22/12(Tue)06:53 No.2078859

I like to think Rainbow is Dash's family name. Maybe pegasi are like nips with the family names.
Fluttershy doesn't have a family name because she was disowned by her family.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:53
No.2078860

Anonymous No.2078860 05/22/12(Tue)06:53 No.2078860

>>2078851
I SAY LAST NAME WITH THE SMITH FAMILY.

>>2078853
Write that Celestia rimming Luna fic.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:53
No.2078866

Anonymous No.2078866 05/22/12(Tue)06:53 No.2078866

>>2078853
stop attentionwhoring pwa

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:54
No.2078869

Anonymous No.2078869 05/22/12(Tue)06:54 No.2078869

>>2078844
Those are names consisting of more than one word, not family names.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:54
No.2078873

Anonymous No.2078873 05/22/12(Tue)06:54 No.2078873

>>2078867
>ask Ross
>she ends up purple and with more wrinkles than your grandma

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:55
No.2078874

Anonymous No.2078874 05/22/12(Tue)06:55 No.2078874

File: 1337684100552.png-(86 KB, 294x272, Rainbow Dash 172.png)

>>2078821
>that feel when your sleeve is soaked in her tears
>that feel when you daintily take her face in your hands and wipe the tears from her flushed cheeks with your thumbs
>that feel when you look deep into her bloodshot red eyes
>that feel when you tell her she's a stronger pony than she realizes and you believe in her

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:55
No.2078875

Anonymous No.2078875 05/22/12(Tue)06:55 No.2078875

>>2078869
Finy but the point is the Smith.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:55
No.2078876

Anonymous No.2078876 05/22/12(Tue)06:55 No.2078876

>>2078873
and inflated

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:55
No.2078878

Anonymous No.2078878 05/22/12(Tue)06:55 No.2078878

>>2078860
>Granny Smith is a Smith
But AJ AB and BM are Apples because their father was an Apple

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:55
No.2078880

Anonymous No.2078880 05/22/12(Tue)06:55 No.2078880

>>2078853
PWA will you write me a story, you said you'd write me a story yesterday

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)06:55
No.2078881

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2078881 05/22/12(Tue)06:55 No.2078881

>>2078860
I'll attention whore all I want, thank you very much.
>>2078866
Still too drunk to write, but I can add it to the list. Were there any other elements besides Celestia's tongue in Luna's asshole?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:55
No.2078882

Anonymous No.2078882 05/22/12(Tue)06:55 No.2078882

>>2078853
write more pone waifufaggotry

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:55
No.2078883

Anonymous No.2078883 05/22/12(Tue)06:55 No.2078883

File: 1337684158867.png-(100 KB, 262x266, Dat rainbow butt.png)

Would you prefer

a) your pony is deep enough that you can push all the way in

or

b) you bump into her cervix 3/4 of the way in

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:56
No.2078884

Anonymous No.2078884 05/22/12(Tue)06:56 No.2078884

>You will never let Dash down slowly on the fact that, due to her vision she will never join the Wonderbolts.
>You will never be there to comfort her as she goes through the stages of loss and grief.
>She will never feel a connection to you that she has never felt before after everything.
You will never leave her the next day, never to return.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:56
No.2078885

Anonymous No.2078885 05/22/12(Tue)06:56 No.2078885

Can you guys stop talking about bad pony feels and instead talk about Rover feels?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:56
No.2078886

Anonymous No.2078886 05/22/12(Tue)06:56 No.2078886

>>2078876
Ross's things aren't inflated, they're morbidly obese.
I might like them if they were inflated

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:56
No.2078887

Anonymous No.2078887 05/22/12(Tue)06:56 No.2078887

>>2078883
the former
I don't want to hurt her

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:56
No.2078888

Anonymous No.2078888 05/22/12(Tue)06:56 No.2078888

>>2078878
And his dad was a Smith like her mom.

>>2078881
Anal stuff.

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)06:56
No.2078891

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2078891 05/22/12(Tue)06:56 No.2078891

>>2078880
Are you making fun of me for being an alcoholic who can't remember anything or did I actually say that I'd write you something

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:57
No.2078893

Anonymous No.2078893 05/22/12(Tue)06:57 No.2078893

>>2078883
>you will never bump Rarity's marshmallow cervix

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:57
No.2078894

Anonymous No.2078894 05/22/12(Tue)06:57 No.2078894

>>2078883
I read that pony likes cervix touching.
If that's true, b.
It helps that I also like the idea.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:57
No.2078895

Anonymous No.2078895 05/22/12(Tue)06:57 No.2078895

>>2078886
Someone fire up the LK signal

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:57
No.2078896

Anonymous No.2078896 05/22/12(Tue)06:57 No.2078896

Who's your favorite G1?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:57
No.2078897

Anonymous No.2078897 05/22/12(Tue)06:57 No.2078897

>>2078821
>Rainbow Dash looks up at you after having calmed down
>"You know, screaming and crying at you feels a little better than bucking clouds."
>You take it as a compliment
>She pumps her hoof and quietly congratulates herself

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:58
No.2078902

Anonymous No.2078902 05/22/12(Tue)06:58 No.2078902

>>2078888
Or Granny Smith is the maternal grandmother

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:58
No.2078903

Anonymous No.2078903 05/22/12(Tue)06:58 No.2078903

File: 1337684298296.jpg-(75 KB, 585x398, 324567.jpg)

>>2078896
Wind Whistler.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:58
No.2078904

Anonymous No.2078904 05/22/12(Tue)06:58 No.2078904

File: 1337684304840.gif-(1.42 MB, 840x720, 1300178219740.gif)

>>2078893

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:58
No.2078907

Anonymous No.2078907 05/22/12(Tue)06:58 No.2078907

>>2078883
neighter

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:58
No.2078908

Anonymous No.2078908 05/22/12(Tue)06:58 No.2078908

>>2078897
hnnnnng

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:59
No.2078909

Anonymous No.2078909 05/22/12(Tue)06:59 No.2078909

File: 1337684342671.png-(251 KB, 480x320, SHUT UP.png)

>>2078903

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:59
No.2078910

Anonymous No.2078910 05/22/12(Tue)06:59 No.2078910

>>2078891
you actually did
I said words about your story and you were like "thanks I'll bear that in mind will you write me something"
and I was like "ew humans"
and you were like "okay"

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)06:59
No.2078912

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2078912 05/22/12(Tue)06:59 No.2078912

>>2078882
I'm too drunk and lazy to do this properly.

How do I greentext?

Hell, I'll combine two 4chan things and do a greentext CYOA. Somebody pick a mane six pony.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:59
No.2078915

Anonymous No.2078915 05/22/12(Tue)06:59 No.2078915

>>2078894
>I read that pony likes cervix touching.
Now I need a link to that horsefucking guide again

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:59
No.2078916

Anonymous No.2078916 05/22/12(Tue)06:59 No.2078916

>>2078902
Maybe but its obvious the apple farm is from her family.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:59
No.2078918

Anonymous No.2078918 05/22/12(Tue)06:59 No.2078918

File: 1337684381790.jpg-(11 KB, 420x331, 111ilb5.jpg)

>>2078896
Bowtie

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:59
No.2078920

Anonymous No.2078920 05/22/12(Tue)06:59 No.2078920

We have more than enough evidence that pony names don't follow any damn rules.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)06:59
No.2078921

Anonymous No.2078921 05/22/12(Tue)06:59 No.2078921

>>2078912
twilight

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:00
No.2078923

Anonymous No.2078923 05/22/12(Tue)07:00 No.2078923

>>2078883
Cant I have a combination of both?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:00
No.2078925

Anonymous No.2078925 05/22/12(Tue)07:00 No.2078925

>>2078912
Rainbow Dash!

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)07:00
No.2078928

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2078928 05/22/12(Tue)07:00 No.2078928

>>2078910
Oh I thought that was two days ago. This would be a lot easier if you used a trip, bro.

Make a request or whatever. It'll take me like two months of being drunk and crying to finish it, but I'll get it done.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:00
No.2078929

Anonymous No.2078929 05/22/12(Tue)07:00 No.2078929

File: 1337684431620.png-(1.38 MB, 1600x1200, 189650 - artist rainbow silver(...).png)

>>2078885
>You will never feed Rover Pedigree puppy food.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:00
No.2078931

Anonymous No.2078931 05/22/12(Tue)07:00 No.2078931

>>2078874
>she'll never sniff thanks and give you a tight squeeze
>she'll never shakily ask you to promise you won't tell anyone about this

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:00
No.2078932

Anonymous No.2078932 05/22/12(Tue)07:00 No.2078932

>>2078920
Fuck the rules

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:00
No.2078933

Anonymous No.2078933 05/22/12(Tue)07:00 No.2078933

>>2078904
>She'll never secretly like it

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:00
No.2078934

Anonymous No.2078934 05/22/12(Tue)07:00 No.2078934

i miss faceless

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:01
No.2078935

Anonymous No.2078935 05/22/12(Tue)07:01 No.2078935

>>2078884
>You will never leave her the next day, never to return.
Yeah, that'll indeed never happen.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:01
No.2078937

Anonymous No.2078937 05/22/12(Tue)07:01 No.2078937

>>2078883
I'd like to be able to go all the way in, please
I want to feel her nice firm ass against my crotch

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:01
No.2078943

Anonymous No.2078943 05/22/12(Tue)07:01 No.2078943

>>2078934
Good thing we've got the fartfags to make up for him

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:01
No.2078944

Anonymous No.2078944 05/22/12(Tue)07:01 No.2078944

File: 1337684513197.png-(40 KB, 550x400, 1309499199100.png)

Taw are you still here?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:02
No.2078949

Anonymous No.2078949 05/22/12(Tue)07:02 No.2078949

>>2078928
one condition! You have to promise not to turn it down

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:03
No.2078953

Anonymous No.2078953 05/22/12(Tue)07:03 No.2078953

>>2078931
>you will never promise her
>cross your heart and hope to fly
>stick a cupcake in your eye

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:03
No.2078957

Anonymous No.2078957 05/22/12(Tue)07:03 No.2078957

>>2078944
hi
maybe I should use my trip more

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)07:03
No.2078959

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2078959 05/22/12(Tue)07:03 No.2078959

>>2078949
Well, when you put it that way, you sound like you're going to request something that's going to make me totally flaccid.

Fuck it, request and I promise I'll do it, no matter how fucked up. We writers need challenges like that.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:03
No.2078960

Anonymous No.2078960 05/22/12(Tue)07:03 No.2078960

>>2078957
New purple and blue horse when?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:05
No.2078967

Anonymous No.2078967 05/22/12(Tue)07:05 No.2078967

File: 1337684720348.png-(166 KB, 1100x1000, 1324173350055.png)

your waifu doesn't like you
how do you react?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:05
No.2078968

Anonymous No.2078968 05/22/12(Tue)07:05 No.2078968

>>2078960
hopefully friday, maybe saturday. If it's not done by then I don't know.
>>2078959
write my OC x Dash
yes, I'm legitimately trying to see how many people I can get to do this now

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:05
No.2078970

Anonymous No.2078970 05/22/12(Tue)07:05 No.2078970

OOH YEAH
DADADADADA DADADADADA
BABY BABY
DADADADADA DADADADADA

BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:05
No.2078971

Anonymous No.2078971 05/22/12(Tue)07:05 No.2078971

>>2078957
>maybe I should use my trip more

>requestion ship pics of his OC and dash in the last thread
>thinking about using his trip more often in this one

TAW, stop while you still can. you dont want to go all the way, trust me

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:06
No.2078976

Anonymous No.2078976 05/22/12(Tue)07:06 No.2078976

>>2078968
Damn it TAW.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:06
No.2078979

Anonymous No.2078979 05/22/12(Tue)07:06 No.2078979

>>2078971
Dohoho >>2078968!

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:06
No.2078981

Anonymous No.2078981 05/22/12(Tue)07:06 No.2078981

>>2078967
Be sad for a while, then use my unfairly gained knowledge of Dash's inner turmoil to get into her bed

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:06
No.2078982

Anonymous No.2078982 05/22/12(Tue)07:06 No.2078982

>>2078953
>and then seal the promise with a little kiss on her forehead

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:06
No.2078984

Anonymous No.2078984 05/22/12(Tue)07:06 No.2078984

File: 1337684814668.png-(726 KB, 1000x1071, 1313897464687.png)

>>2078968
Thank you
you should stop before you pass that line

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)07:06
No.2078985

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2078985 05/22/12(Tue)07:06 No.2078985

>>2078921
Remember, this is CYOA, so just shout out suggestions or whatever. I don't actually know how this works.
>You wake up with your arm around her.
>She's wearing your shirt, which is way too big for her. It's not even buttoned down, so you can see her small cleavage spilling out.
>She blinks a few times before waking up.
>"Good morning, sleepyhead," she giggles.
>Her hand runs through your hair. You kiss her on the forehead.
>It dawns on you that you have no idea where your glasses are. Or hers, for that matter.
>Make breakfast or morning quickie?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:07
No.2078986

Anonymous No.2078986 05/22/12(Tue)07:07 No.2078986

>>2078929
>Silver Spoon will never prod into why Diamond Tiara is acting odd.
>Diamond Tiara will never finally break down and in a sob -filled rant that her father somehow screwed something up and they are now poor.
>Silver spoon will never look down at her friend, broken and sobbing in front of her.
>She will never wrap hoof around her friend and hold her close, not sure what else to do.
>Diamond Tiara will never say it's ok if Silver Spoon didn't want to be friends with her anymore.
>Silver Spoon will never just hold her tighter, her own tears starting to fall.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:07
No.2078987

Anonymous No.2078987 05/22/12(Tue)07:07 No.2078987

>>2078971
>implying I could stop if I tried
mang I've been in freefall since day one
this was a matter of time

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:07
No.2078992

Anonymous No.2078992 05/22/12(Tue)07:07 No.2078992

>>2078986
>Diamond Tiara will never be Rover's precious little diamond

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:07
No.2078993

Anonymous No.2078993 05/22/12(Tue)07:07 No.2078993

File: 1337684877516.jpg-(37 KB, 710x536, tgp53.jpg)

>>2078896
Bart Simpson is also a good pony

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:08
No.2078997

Anonymous No.2078997 05/22/12(Tue)07:08 No.2078997

>>2078984
this chapter should be easier to write than the last two, so hopefully it'll be ~on time, so yeah

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:08
No.2078999

Anonymous No.2078999 05/22/12(Tue)07:08 No.2078999

>>2078985
morning quickie in the shower

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:08
No.2079000

Anonymous No.2079000 05/22/12(Tue)07:08 No.2079000

File: 1337684911540.png-(587 KB, 1116x1064, mlp_fim_s02e04_1080p.flv_snaps(...).png)

>>2078967
Get with her sister instead.

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)07:08
No.2079001

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2079001 05/22/12(Tue)07:08 No.2079001

>>2078968
I'll need to know something about your OC.

Otherwise it's just gonna be Thunderlane. No Thunderlane, don't cheat on Blossomforth. ;_;

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:08
No.2079002

Anonymous No.2079002 05/22/12(Tue)07:08 No.2079002

>>2078985
morning quickie. got to work up an appetite before making breakfast

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:08
No.2079005

Anonymous No.2079005 05/22/12(Tue)07:08 No.2079005

File: 1337684927875.gif-(1.35 MB, 800x600, GZoMA.gif)

>>2078987
Dont worry, once the time comes and you finally pass the line, I'll be there to put you out of your misery

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:09
No.2079008

Anonymous No.2079008 05/22/12(Tue)07:09 No.2079008

What's wrong with you idort?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:09
No.2079009

Anonymous No.2079009 05/22/12(Tue)07:09 No.2079009

File: 1337684979019.png-(195 KB, 408x531, 1310159110137.png)

>>2078363
>Looking for some vectors in fluffys DA
>That cloud sex vectors
>mfw

Good times.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:10
No.2079012

Anonymous No.2079012 05/22/12(Tue)07:10 No.2079012

>>2079008
Who are you talking to?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:10
No.2079013

Anonymous No.2079013 05/22/12(Tue)07:10 No.2079013

>Rainbow Dash is wearing her glasses while giving you head
>She keeps trying to pull back all the way to compliment your size/looks/taste/whatever
>You grab her by the head and force her down onto your dick to keep her from talking
>Her voracious enthusiasm is matched only by her intensifying frustration
>It makes her go faster

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:10
No.2079014

Anonymous No.2079014 05/22/12(Tue)07:10 No.2079014

>>2079009
>Using Fluffy's vectors.

For references I suppose.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:10
No.2079016

Anonymous No.2079016 05/22/12(Tue)07:10 No.2079016

>>2079008
are you saying theres something wrong with being an idort?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:10
No.2079018

Anonymous No.2079018 05/22/12(Tue)07:10 No.2079018

>>2079012
You! All of you! I'm outta here!

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:11
No.2079019

Anonymous No.2079019 05/22/12(Tue)07:11 No.2079019

File: 1337685066859.png-(17 KB, 648x233, why does this makes me laugh h(...).png)

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:11
No.2079021

Anonymous No.2079021 05/22/12(Tue)07:11 No.2079021

File: 1337685069238.png-(45 KB, 550x400, 1312858455455.png)

>>2079014
Eeyup.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:11
No.2079025

Anonymous No.2079025 05/22/12(Tue)07:11 No.2079025

>>2079001
I'm joking please don't actually do it
I just wanted to see if you would
sorry

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)07:12
No.2079028

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2079028 05/22/12(Tue)07:12 No.2079028

>>2079002
>>2078999
>"Hey Twilight, do you think that experiment we ran yesterday would have gone differently if the bonds were ionic instead of covalent?"
>She always gets horny when you start talking about ionic bonds. You don't understand, but it works.
>Well, the fact that your fingers are rubbing against her pussy might have something to do with it.
>She giggles and moans, giving you a peck on the lips.
>She's pleased.

Now that she's pleased, which hole do we please?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:12
No.2079029

Anonymous No.2079029 05/22/12(Tue)07:12 No.2079029

>>2079019
Dude, that's perfect when you are not at home..

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:12
No.2079031

Anonymous No.2079031 05/22/12(Tue)07:12 No.2079031

>>2079019
>fap on ponies

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:12
No.2079033

Anonymous No.2079033 05/22/12(Tue)07:12 No.2079033

>>2079005
no
pls no
pls no gif make gif go away

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:12
No.2079036

Anonymous No.2079036 05/22/12(Tue)07:12 No.2079036

>>2078986
This...this is from that fic idea of Filthy Rich deciding to 'act poor' for a month to teach himself about the life of ponies below his success, right?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:12
No.2079038

Anonymous No.2079038 05/22/12(Tue)07:12 No.2079038

File: 1337685160412.png-(434 KB, 1024x768, nightmare_moon_by_applesarcum-(...).png)

>>2079000
>>2079000
> tfw Luna will never turn into NMM to rape and dominate you in her dungeon

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:12
No.2079040

Anonymous No.2079040 05/22/12(Tue)07:12 No.2079040

>>2079013
like she'd waste her time with that flowery stuff during sex
her moans of ecstasy would be all you would need to know that she's enjoying herself

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:13
No.2079042

Anonymous No.2079042 05/22/12(Tue)07:13 No.2079042

>>2079036
Why? He looks like a humble man even if he is rich.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:13
No.2079044

Anonymous No.2079044 05/22/12(Tue)07:13 No.2079044

>>2079005
>dat scrunch when she pushes backwards

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)07:13
No.2079045

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2079045 05/22/12(Tue)07:13 No.2079045

>>2079025
Wow quit being so god damn coy.

Unrelated note, I can't decide if I like ThunderxBlossomforth more than TwilightxMac.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:13
No.2079046

Anonymous No.2079046 05/22/12(Tue)07:13 No.2079046

>>2079028
the vagina, duh
give it a good tongue-lashing

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:14
No.2079048

Anonymous No.2079048 05/22/12(Tue)07:14 No.2079048

>>2079038
Good. I don't like femdom.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:14
No.2079050

Anonymous No.2079050 05/22/12(Tue)07:14 No.2079050

>>2079044
>you will never make pony scrunch with your dick

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:15
No.2079054

Anonymous No.2079054 05/22/12(Tue)07:15 No.2079054

>>2079028
Both hole

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:15
No.2079055

Anonymous No.2079055 05/22/12(Tue)07:15 No.2079055

>>2079045
well hey I might want you to write it later but having multiple things in progress at the same time might give her a bit of a schizophrenic personality

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:15
No.2079056

Anonymous No.2079056 05/22/12(Tue)07:15 No.2079056

>>2079028
ionic bonds. well, whatever works.

also: vagina.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:15
No.2079058

Anonymous No.2079058 05/22/12(Tue)07:15 No.2079058

>>2079055
Dont do it taw.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:16
No.2079060

Anonymous No.2079060 05/22/12(Tue)07:16 No.2079060

Don't read this
if you read this try to scrunchy face in real life

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:16
No.2079062

Anonymous No.2079062 05/22/12(Tue)07:16 No.2079062

Dubs

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:16
No.2079064

Anonymous No.2079064 05/22/12(Tue)07:16 No.2079064

>>2079040
>implying she wouldn't want to tell you how much you're enjoying it or how good she is or something
>implying she wouldn't forget all about that as she fought with her gag reflex

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:16
No.2079066

Anonymous No.2079066 05/22/12(Tue)07:16 No.2079066

>>2079060
Implying I don't practice everyday

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:16
No.2079067

Anonymous No.2079067 05/22/12(Tue)07:16 No.2079067

>>2079060
OH GOD IT HURTS

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:17
No.2079071

Anonymous No.2079071 05/22/12(Tue)07:17 No.2079071

this thread is very blue pone

I like it

more blue pone >feels please

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:18
No.2079074

Anonymous No.2079074 05/22/12(Tue)07:18 No.2079074

>>2079067
How fat are you?

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)07:18
No.2079075

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2079075 05/22/12(Tue)07:18 No.2079075

>>2079046
>You slide beneath the covers.
>Her hands are pulling on your ears. It's uncomfortable, but you're used to it by now.
>She gave you morning head last time, so you owe this one to her. Not that you're complaining.
>You kiss her between the legs. It's been a while since she's trimmed down there, and you get hair between your teeth.
>That's okay. It's her hair and you love her.
>Though you wonder why she dyes her pubes purple too.
>You give her a curious lick. Her moan tells you that she likes it.
>Fuck it, you pry apart her pussy lips and go straight for her clit.
>She screams. She's going to wake the roommates at this rate.
>Fuck it, let them hear.
>You're three fingers deep with your lips suckling on her button.
>Get her off now or tease her?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:18
No.2079077

Anonymous No.2079077 05/22/12(Tue)07:18 No.2079077

>>2079042
When you live your life as he has, sometimes you crave spam.
He has decided to take it to an extreme.
He has his wealth, he uses it to make it seem like he does not for awhile. He always admired the working class pony, hell, they made him the man he is today.
He wants to know what that feels like, without all the flare and glam.
Sadly, his daughter does not get the memo that they are still rich and looses her shit over it.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:18
No.2079082

Anonymous No.2079082 05/22/12(Tue)07:18 No.2079082

>>2079058
She even has a proper name now

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:19
No.2079084

Anonymous No.2079084 05/22/12(Tue)07:19 No.2079084

File: 1337685561442.png-(236 KB, 700x666, 1337127528027.png)

>>2079060
You can't do that

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:19
No.2079085

Anonymous No.2079085 05/22/12(Tue)07:19 No.2079085

>>2079075
Tease.

>>2079082
Oh shit whats the name?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:19
No.2079086

Anonymous No.2079086 05/22/12(Tue)07:19 No.2079086

>>2079075
gotta tease her a little bit at least. plus we've only given attention to one hole...

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:19
No.2079088

Anonymous No.2079088 05/22/12(Tue)07:19 No.2079088

>>2079075
Make her explode. Twice.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:20
No.2079089

Anonymous No.2079089 05/22/12(Tue)07:20 No.2079089

>>2079074
how do you reach that conclusion from the fact that i can't scrunchy face irl

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:20
No.2079090

Anonymous No.2079090 05/22/12(Tue)07:20 No.2079090

File: 1337685629025.png-(40 KB, 209x202, 1298480429763.png)

>>2079082

But I liked the name wingfag....

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)07:20
No.2079094

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2079094 05/22/12(Tue)07:20 No.2079094

>>2079077
So basically Filthy Rich = George Romney and Diamond Tiara = Mitt Romney.

It's so sad to realize that George Romney was a principled politician and is the kind of guy we need in American politics now. :(

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:21
No.2079098

Anonymous No.2079098 05/22/12(Tue)07:21 No.2079098

>>2079090
yeah, but it wasn't very equine. It's a nice nickname, but...
>>2079085
it is a secret

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:21
No.2079099

Anonymous No.2079099 05/22/12(Tue)07:21 No.2079099

File: 1337685713700.jpg-(40 KB, 715x537, somnambula08.jpg)

>>2078993
Huh, I have more G1 pictures than I thought.
I think that's enough, though

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:21
No.2079100

Anonymous No.2079100 05/22/12(Tue)07:21 No.2079100

>>2079077
Maybe he can work for the apples they look like friends.

>>2079098
THERE IS A RINE TAW

Glitter Glue
05/22/12(Tue)07:22
No.2079104

Glitter Glue No.2079104 05/22/12(Tue)07:22 No.2079104

mangneto wants to know if you guys want he should draw princess bitch

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:22
No.2079105

Anonymous No.2079105 05/22/12(Tue)07:22 No.2079105

>>2079038
>>2079038
S-shut up! Its not like this is the one fapfic I've ever wanted, and could never find...

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:22
No.2079107

Anonymous No.2079107 05/22/12(Tue)07:22 No.2079107

>>2079100
rines can end

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)07:22
No.2079108

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2079108 05/22/12(Tue)07:22 No.2079108

Guys, my new story on FiMFiction already has six dislikes. :(

TAW, are you responsible for this? :(:(:(:(:(:(:(

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:23
No.2079110

Anonymous No.2079110 05/22/12(Tue)07:23 No.2079110

>>2079107
NO I WILL STRUCK YOU DOWN IF I HAVE TO.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:23
No.2079112

Anonymous No.2079112 05/22/12(Tue)07:23 No.2079112

>>2079104
Why would he even ask that?
of fucking course

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:23
No.2079113

Anonymous No.2079113 05/22/12(Tue)07:23 No.2079113

>>2079104
I want him to draw everything, even non-pony. go go go

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:23
No.2079114

Anonymous No.2079114 05/22/12(Tue)07:23 No.2079114

TAW please don't make me hate you

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:23
No.2079115

Anonymous No.2079115 05/22/12(Tue)07:23 No.2079115

>>2079104
Yes.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:23
No.2079117

Anonymous No.2079117 05/22/12(Tue)07:23 No.2079117

>>2079104
>rape

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:24
No.2079119

Anonymous No.2079119 05/22/12(Tue)07:24 No.2079119

MLPG I need your opinion. Human Rarity.

Purple dress or white dress?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:24
No.2079120

Anonymous No.2079120 05/22/12(Tue)07:24 No.2079120

Oh fuck I farted loud and my ass hurts

RCH !ikOpDWm3h.
05/22/12(Tue)07:24
No.2079121

RCH !ikOpDWm3h. No.2079121 05/22/12(Tue)07:24 No.2079121

>>2079094
Basically.
The idea just kinda hit me one day and I figured it would be cute as fuck.
Putting the high and mighty rich kid down a peg and making her realize she is no longer the top dog.
But she fights to the death the cover that she is.
>Then her dad makes a public announcement. (Lol, reality TV.)
Her entire world crumbles around her.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:25
No.2079123

Anonymous No.2079123 05/22/12(Tue)07:25 No.2079123

>>2079108
the humanised twilight one?
no I upvoted it!
anyway, straight dislikes is a bad metric for judging reception. some people don't like content, some people don't like particular characters, the more popular a story is the more dislikes it'll get inherently, so on

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:25
No.2079124

Anonymous No.2079124 05/22/12(Tue)07:25 No.2079124

>>2078953
>you hold her glasses by the rims and delicately slip them back onto her
>she gives you a little smile despite her tear-stained cheeks, her red eyes still glimmering with moisture behind the lenses of her glasses
>she shifts her weight, leaning in towards you
>you lean in as well, allowing your lips to meet in a kiss

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:25
No.2079127

Anonymous No.2079127 05/22/12(Tue)07:25 No.2079127

>>2079119
White dress.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:25
No.2079128

Anonymous No.2079128 05/22/12(Tue)07:25 No.2079128

>>2079119
Purple

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:25
No.2079129

Anonymous No.2079129 05/22/12(Tue)07:25 No.2079129

>>2079119
White.

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)07:25
No.2079131

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2079131 05/22/12(Tue)07:25 No.2079131

>>2079086
>>2079085

>This was supposed to be a quickie, but where's the fun in finishing so quickly?
>You kiss her lower lips and shift downwards.
>She's always told you about how curious she is about this.
>Your other hand makes a fist, only one finger sticking out.
>You push a finger into her rear end. She squeals in surprise, but it quickly turns to a hum of pleasure.
>Before long, both your arms are pumping in and out of her holes.
>You could go full speed and make her cum, or you could just stop cold turkey and go make breakfast.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:25
No.2079132

Anonymous No.2079132 05/22/12(Tue)07:25 No.2079132

>>2079119
Purple

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:26
No.2079134

Anonymous No.2079134 05/22/12(Tue)07:26 No.2079134

>>2079119
purple
white would be redundant. she's already got white skin

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:26
No.2079135

Anonymous No.2079135 05/22/12(Tue)07:26 No.2079135

>>2079119
black dress.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:26
No.2079138

Anonymous No.2079138 05/22/12(Tue)07:26 No.2079138

>>2079100
rines are there to be broken

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:26
No.2079139

Anonymous No.2079139 05/22/12(Tue)07:26 No.2079139

>>2079131
FINISH HER

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:26
No.2079140

Anonymous No.2079140 05/22/12(Tue)07:26 No.2079140

>>2079134
>Rarity.
>White.

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)07:26
No.2079141

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2079141 05/22/12(Tue)07:26 No.2079141

>>2079119
White with purple trim.
>>2079123
Yeah, I'm just bored and yanking your chain. Probably yanking my own chain in the process.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:27
No.2079142

Anonymous No.2079142 05/22/12(Tue)07:27 No.2079142

>>2079114
there are people who hate me anyway, I may as well have fun while they do it

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:27
No.2079143

Anonymous No.2079143 05/22/12(Tue)07:27 No.2079143

>>2079138
DEN YOU BETTER BE PREPARED FOR A DING DONG BANNU!

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:27
No.2079144

Anonymous No.2079144 05/22/12(Tue)07:27 No.2079144

>>2079139
AND SUDDENLY FRIENDLITY!

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:27
No.2079145

Anonymous No.2079145 05/22/12(Tue)07:27 No.2079145

>>2079131
no way could i leave her hanging. finish the girl off proper like

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:27
No.2079148

Anonymous No.2079148 05/22/12(Tue)07:27 No.2079148

>>2079142
Im going to save you from yourself taw also darf want to rape you because he thinks you are a girl.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:27
No.2079149

Anonymous No.2079149 05/22/12(Tue)07:27 No.2079149

Looks like white wins. Now to find some white dye. And maybe black for later.

Thanks MLPG.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:28
No.2079150

Anonymous No.2079150 05/22/12(Tue)07:28 No.2079150

>>2079143
you can't bannaru me! Do you even know who I am?!

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:28
No.2079153

Anonymous No.2079153 05/22/12(Tue)07:28 No.2079153

>>2079119
Black sweaterdress

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:28
No.2079154

Anonymous No.2079154 05/22/12(Tue)07:28 No.2079154

MLPG, why don't we use our powers for good instead of pony?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:28
No.2079155

Anonymous No.2079155 05/22/12(Tue)07:28 No.2079155

>>2079131
replace that finger with your dick

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:29
No.2079159

Anonymous No.2079159 05/22/12(Tue)07:29 No.2079159

>>2079148
but I am a girl and it wouldn't be rape, I owe him one for his stories anyway

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:29
No.2079161

Anonymous No.2079161 05/22/12(Tue)07:29 No.2079161

>>2079154
What powers?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:29
No.2079162

Anonymous No.2079162 05/22/12(Tue)07:29 No.2079162

>>2079154
Because im a thief, a liar and a mind fucker.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:30
No.2079168

Anonymous No.2079168 05/22/12(Tue)07:30 No.2079168

>>2079131
I'm gonna fuck her softly, I'm gonna screw her gently

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:30
No.2079169

Anonymous No.2079169 05/22/12(Tue)07:30 No.2079169

File: 1337686231989.jpg-(108 KB, 760x575, whole-armor-of-god.jpg)

>>2079161

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:30
No.2079170

Anonymous No.2079170 05/22/12(Tue)07:30 No.2079170

>>2079121
Its shit.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:31
No.2079175

Anonymous No.2079175 05/22/12(Tue)07:31 No.2079175

>>2079127
>>2079128
>>2079129
>>2079132
ahahaha

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)07:31
No.2079177

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2079177 05/22/12(Tue)07:31 No.2079177

>>2079145
>>2079139
>She makes no secret that she wants it.
>Her hands are clutching at your hair.
>Fine, time to give her what she wants.
>Your fingers dive as deep as possible into her.
>You can feel her vagina and anus trying to milk you for all you're worth.
>You lips clamp onto her clit. You run your tongue against it.
>Her hips rise into the air, pulling you off the bed.
>She gasps like she doesn't want to scream your name, but she fucks it up anyway. Her voice fills the room.
>You're rewarded with her thighs wrapping around your head as she humps your face.
>It's kind of hard to breathe, but you manage.
>She finally lands on the bed, panting.
>Well, now your dick is rock hard. You could ask for her to return the favor, or you could get out of bed and cook breakfast like a good boyfriend.
>Keep in mind that her roommates are probably awake now.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:31
No.2079178

Anonymous No.2079178 05/22/12(Tue)07:31 No.2079178

>>2079153
aww man wish this game had those, would look nice.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:32
No.2079181

Anonymous No.2079181 05/22/12(Tue)07:32 No.2079181

>>2079121
I'm pretty sure I saw an episode of Hey Arnold like this once...

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:33
No.2079186

Anonymous No.2079186 05/22/12(Tue)07:33 No.2079186

>>2079177
cook breakfast. we can have more fun once we've eaten and she's had some time to recuperate

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:33
No.2079188

Anonymous No.2079188 05/22/12(Tue)07:33 No.2079188

>>2079177
Cum on her food.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:33
No.2079189

Anonymous No.2079189 05/22/12(Tue)07:33 No.2079189

>>2079186
and for god's sake wash your hands first

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:34
No.2079190

Anonymous No.2079190 05/22/12(Tue)07:34 No.2079190

>>2079181
It was.
The episode with that passionate shool and whatnot

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:34
No.2079191

Anonymous No.2079191 05/22/12(Tue)07:34 No.2079191

>>2079181
You did. Renda or whatever her name was does a bunch of stuff like walking to school, making a dress with the shower curtain, eating home-grown vegetables, etc.

At the end she learns no lesson when they get their fortune back.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:34
No.2079192

Anonymous No.2079192 05/22/12(Tue)07:34 No.2079192

File: 1337686444389.png-(754 KB, 1280x720, 131717576152.png)

>Purple
>White
>Not magenta

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:34
No.2079194

Anonymous No.2079194 05/22/12(Tue)07:34 No.2079194

>>2079177
go cook breakfast and laugh at the awakened roommates.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:34
No.2079196

Anonymous No.2079196 05/22/12(Tue)07:34 No.2079196

>>2079177
GIVE IT TO HER AND HER ROOMMATE

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:34
No.2079199

Anonymous No.2079199 05/22/12(Tue)07:34 No.2079199

>>2079177
Yes, we'll cook breakfast as soon as we're done scrambling her eggs.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:35
No.2079208

Anonymous No.2079208 05/22/12(Tue)07:35 No.2079208

>>2079196
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR ROOMMATE

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)07:35
No.2079210

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2079210 05/22/12(Tue)07:35 No.2079210

Side note, I just realized that Queen Chrysalis is a much better feminist character than Princess Cadence.
>mentioning feminism on 4chan

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:36
No.2079216

Anonymous No.2079216 05/22/12(Tue)07:36 No.2079216

>>2079192
>tfw MLPG is going to cause my inventory to be full of different color dresses

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:36
No.2079219

Anonymous No.2079219 05/22/12(Tue)07:36 No.2079219

>you will never make rainbow dash smile

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:36
No.2079220

Anonymous No.2079220 05/22/12(Tue)07:36 No.2079220

File: 1337686613302.jpg-(52 KB, 500x500, 577354_412158675491152_1000009(...).jpg)

>>2079210
>feminism

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:37
No.2079223

Anonymous No.2079223 05/22/12(Tue)07:37 No.2079223

>>2079220
what kind of face is that?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:37
No.2079229

Anonymous No.2079229 05/22/12(Tue)07:37 No.2079229

>>2079177
Well there's one way to return the favor AND keep her mouth shut: 69 time.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:37
No.2079231

Anonymous No.2079231 05/22/12(Tue)07:37 No.2079231

>>2079223
A very cocky face

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:37
No.2079232

Anonymous No.2079232 05/22/12(Tue)07:37 No.2079232

>>2079210
Cadence fights with the power of love and pacifism. She's a beacon of feminism.

Chrysalis is violent because she has been corrupted by the male patriarchy. Only men would wage war. It is male culture that caused her to become violent.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:38
No.2079234

Anonymous No.2079234 05/22/12(Tue)07:38 No.2079234

>>2079216
I've got plenty more dress pictures if that's what you want

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:38
No.2079237

Anonymous No.2079237 05/22/12(Tue)07:38 No.2079237

File: 1337686697910.jpg-(55 KB, 475x436, 1298658778349.jpg)

>>2079219
NOT COOL ANON
NOT COOL

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:38
No.2079239

Anonymous No.2079239 05/22/12(Tue)07:38 No.2079239

File: 1337686715794.png-(479 KB, 1023x573, 1328464389525.png)

>>2079219
THEN EXPLAIN... THIS!

RCH !ikOpDWm3h.
05/22/12(Tue)07:38
No.2079242

RCH !ikOpDWm3h. No.2079242 05/22/12(Tue)07:38 No.2079242

>>2079181
Shit...
Well, I guess I can go down the other way about it.
Filthy has a meeting, they talk about various business shit.
Some new guy mentions the suggestions box for the employees, the board goes silent.
Filthy asks why everyone suddenly went quiet, the new guy who mentioned the suggestion box is almost shoved to him, shaking, box in hooves.
>He looks through the box, the workers feel like the 'bigwigs' do not understand what it's like to be a hard working pony.
>Filthy takes it upon himself to live the life of a common worker.

>Ok, fuck you if you say Undercover boss did it.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:39
No.2079243

Anonymous No.2079243 05/22/12(Tue)07:39 No.2079243

>>2079239
YOU ARE NOT PINKIE PIE.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:39
No.2079245

Anonymous No.2079245 05/22/12(Tue)07:39 No.2079245

>>2079216
Wait...cosplay or art?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:39
No.2079247

Anonymous No.2079247 05/22/12(Tue)07:39 No.2079247

>>2079243
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:39
No.2079248

Anonymous No.2079248 05/22/12(Tue)07:39 No.2079248

File: 1337686771113.png-(34 KB, 800x600, 1324197874295.png)

>>2079219
Good.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:40
No.2079250

Anonymous No.2079250 05/22/12(Tue)07:40 No.2079250

>>2079247
I DO BECAUSE IM PINKIE PIE

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:40
No.2079251

Anonymous No.2079251 05/22/12(Tue)07:40 No.2079251

>>2079248
WHY GG WHY

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:40
No.2079255

Anonymous No.2079255 05/22/12(Tue)07:40 No.2079255

>>2079248
>gg
>making me feel bad

WHAT STRANGE NEW WORLD IS THIS

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)07:40
No.2079257

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2079257 05/22/12(Tue)07:40 No.2079257

>>2079194
>>2079189
>>2079186
>You roll out of bed with the willpower of a god, commanding your boner down.
>Scrambled eggs and bacon, right dear?
>She's trying to give up red meat, but she always caves when you're the one cooking.
>You slip on a pair of boxers before heading downstairs.
>They're silk. Normally you only wear those for her, but you're too lazy to find another pair.
>When you enter the kitchen, her blonde roommate is giving you a dirty look.
>"Had fun, sugarcube?"
>Given the fact that she's wearing an oversized shirt that's barely buttoned up enough to cover up her tits (Hey, they're bigger than you're girlfriend's, how can you not notice?), you'd say she did the same.
>Except wait, she doesn't have a boyfriend. And only her brother is over for the weekend.
>Uh, let's not talk about that.
>Make a pass or a lewd joke at the southern belle? Your dick is still wanting some, after all. Or just cook breakfast normally and enjoy the show without touching?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:41
No.2079259

Anonymous No.2079259 05/22/12(Tue)07:41 No.2079259

File: 1337686871474.jpg-(32 KB, 249x219, traitor.jpg)

>>2079251
>>2079255
Why not?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:41
No.2079260

Anonymous No.2079260 05/22/12(Tue)07:41 No.2079260

File: 1337686876558.jpg-(84 KB, 645x660, best pony is best pony.jpg)

>>2079219
I will.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:41
No.2079263

Anonymous No.2079263 05/22/12(Tue)07:41 No.2079263

>you will never cover Rainbow Dash's reading glasses in thick loops of semen, heavy loops rolling over the lenses and danging off the frames before catching on her cheeks and nose to mix with her flowing tears and saliva, the steam of her excited breath tickling your skin enough to keep you from going entirely soft

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:41
No.2079265

Anonymous No.2079265 05/22/12(Tue)07:41 No.2079265

>>2079257
There's only one God, sir, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:42
No.2079268

Anonymous No.2079268 05/22/12(Tue)07:42 No.2079268

File: 1337686926526.png-(68 KB, 322x301, 1329770844982.png)

>>2079250
THEN TELL ME ABOUT PINKNESS

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:42
No.2079270

Anonymous No.2079270 05/22/12(Tue)07:42 No.2079270

>>2079257
I end your quest because you are talking shit about mai waifu.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:42
No.2079271

Anonymous No.2079271 05/22/12(Tue)07:42 No.2079271

File: 1337686942039.png-(352 KB, 600x600, morning_tea_by_scervo-d4wev5x.png)

>>2079219

There iso nly one pony I want to make smile.

Speaking of... Celesdate anon, r u here?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:42
No.2079272

Anonymous No.2079272 05/22/12(Tue)07:42 No.2079272

>>2079263
feels awful, man
I'd rather splatter those gorgeous wings of hers

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)07:42
No.2079273

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2079273 05/22/12(Tue)07:42 No.2079273

>>2079232
Cadence's only personality is that she loves Shining Armor. She might as well be a blow up doll.

Queen Chrysalis is sworn to serve her people. She'll go through anything - including shedding her identity and pretending to love a stranger - to feed them. Strong woman.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:42
No.2079275

Anonymous No.2079275 05/22/12(Tue)07:42 No.2079275

>>2079257
cook breakfast, enjoy the view.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:43
No.2079280

Anonymous No.2079280 05/22/12(Tue)07:43 No.2079280

>>2079265
Captain America pls stay. You were cool.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:43
No.2079282

Anonymous No.2079282 05/22/12(Tue)07:43 No.2079282

File: 1337687010729.jpg-(344 KB, 1200x800, 1336780925209.jpg)

>>2079268
FIRST YOU HAVE TO SMILE

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:43
No.2079283

Anonymous No.2079283 05/22/12(Tue)07:43 No.2079283

>>2079270
your waifu doesn't even like you

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:43
No.2079286

Anonymous No.2079286 05/22/12(Tue)07:43 No.2079286

File: 1337687023387.png-(577 KB, 450x621, christopher reeves.png)

>>2079265
there's a faggot in this thread

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:43
No.2079287

Anonymous No.2079287 05/22/12(Tue)07:43 No.2079287

>>2079272
>splattered wings
unf

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:44
No.2079288

Anonymous No.2079288 05/22/12(Tue)07:44 No.2079288

File: 1337687046902.png-(29 KB, 300x300, 1329183735495.png)

>>2079282

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:44
No.2079289

Anonymous No.2079289 05/22/12(Tue)07:44 No.2079289

File: 1337687062679.jpg-(28 KB, 491x349, sadfrogc.jpg)

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:44
No.2079294

Anonymous No.2079294 05/22/12(Tue)07:44 No.2079294

>>2079289
>there will be no season 3

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:44
No.2079296

Anonymous No.2079296 05/22/12(Tue)07:44 No.2079296

>>2079257
"Hey, if you ever feel like trying it out with non-relatives, just ask Twilight if you can borrow me." Strut proudly across the kitchen making no effort to conceal our junk even as we approach the dangerous burning bacon grease.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:45
No.2079298

Anonymous No.2079298 05/22/12(Tue)07:45 No.2079298

File: 1337687122838.jpg-(46 KB, 491x349, sadfrogb.jpg)

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:45
No.2079299

Anonymous No.2079299 05/22/12(Tue)07:45 No.2079299

>>2079289
No way

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:46
No.2079305

Anonymous No.2079305 05/22/12(Tue)07:46 No.2079305

>>2079273
Cadence also was a foal sitter and went around repairing relationships in the flashback. The only reason we didn't see more of her personality is because she's only there at the very end.

Tsk, tsk. Do you even watch the show?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:46
No.2079306

Anonymous No.2079306 05/22/12(Tue)07:46 No.2079306

File: 1337687174150.jpg-(52 KB, 491x349, sadfrog4.jpg)

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:46
No.2079307

Anonymous No.2079307 05/22/12(Tue)07:46 No.2079307

>>2079298
That'll just give fan fictions more room to expand, anon!
>that feel when you're not actually sure if you're serious or not any more

!E5uS8Oejtc
05/22/12(Tue)07:46
No.2079308

!E5uS8Oejtc No.2079308 05/22/12(Tue)07:46 No.2079308

hey y'all

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:46
No.2079312

Anonymous No.2079312 05/22/12(Tue)07:46 No.2079312

File: 1337687213699.jpg-(76 KB, 491x349, sadfrog7.jpg)

>>2079307
This one's for you, anon.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:46
No.2079314

Anonymous No.2079314 05/22/12(Tue)07:46 No.2079314

>>2079289
>>2079298
>>2079306
I'd recognize these filenames anywhere

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:47
No.2079316

Anonymous No.2079316 05/22/12(Tue)07:47 No.2079316

>>2079308
holy hell! is that a tripcode?! no way!

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:47
No.2079317

Anonymous No.2079317 05/22/12(Tue)07:47 No.2079317

>>2079307
Why?! I LOVE YOU LIKE A DAUGHTER DONT DO THIS TO ME.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:47
No.2079319

Anonymous No.2079319 05/22/12(Tue)07:47 No.2079319

>>2079308
You are almost as bad as Ross. Please go.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:48
No.2079320

Anonymous No.2079320 05/22/12(Tue)07:48 No.2079320

>>2079312
Thankfully not, I fucking hate the fandom. I just like my headcanon

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:48
No.2079321

Anonymous No.2079321 05/22/12(Tue)07:48 No.2079321

>>2079312
It's sad that there are actually people like this

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:48
No.2079322

Anonymous No.2079322 05/22/12(Tue)07:48 No.2079322

File: 1337687309366.jpg-(40 KB, 491x349, ns347j45.jpg)

>>2079314
Recognize this, faggot.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:48
No.2079324

Anonymous No.2079324 05/22/12(Tue)07:48 No.2079324

>>2079322
But that's fucking good.

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)07:49
No.2079328

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2079328 05/22/12(Tue)07:49 No.2079328

>>2079275
>You turn on the stove, and throw some eggs and bacon into the pan.
>She takes a seat by the shitty kitchen table.
>Her legs are spread. She's not *trying* to seduce you, she just doesn't give a shit.
>Whatever, it's a good view.
>"Take a picture, honey. It'll last longer."
>Oops, caught in the act. Well, she's not offended.
>Next thing you know, your girlfriend's head is on your shoulder, inhaling deeply.
>She always loves the smell of bacon in the morning.
>When you dump the food onto her plate, the roommate excuses herself.
>"I'll leave y'all two loverbirds to yerselves."
>Well, you could stop the roommate and tell her to hang around. Or you could let her leave and have some fun in the kitchen. Or you could just eat breakfast like normal fucking people and plan out your day.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:49
No.2079329

Anonymous No.2079329 05/22/12(Tue)07:49 No.2079329

If Ross is the failed fusion of Rose and Tess, what is the successful fusion?

Tsse?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:49
No.2079330

Anonymous No.2079330 05/22/12(Tue)07:49 No.2079330

>>2079316
>>2079319
>mfw people remember tripcodes

How?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:49
No.2079332

Anonymous No.2079332 05/22/12(Tue)07:49 No.2079332

>>2079322
I don't recognize that one but I still know you're the same person

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:49
No.2079333

Anonymous No.2079333 05/22/12(Tue)07:49 No.2079333

>>2079287
>You will never spurt a bucketful of cum onto Rainbow Dash's wings
>You will never spend hours trying to clean out her feathers, only for her to pluck them all out
>You will never apologize profusely to Rainbow Dash for putting her out of work for a month while she regrows
>You will never realize it was a ploy to spend more time on the ground with you
>You will never struggle to process her latest attempt at a compliment: "I'd let you cum on my wings any day."

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)07:50
No.2079336

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2079336 05/22/12(Tue)07:50 No.2079336

>>2079296
Caught this one too late, but NEVER cook bacon with your junk hanging out. Burning grease hurts, no matter how small it is.

Yes, it still hurts when your girlfriend cleans off your dick with her mouth.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:50
No.2079337

Anonymous No.2079337 05/22/12(Tue)07:50 No.2079337

>>2079330
People remember filenames and "writing styles", bro. Remembering a tripcode is nothing compared to that.
MLPG is full of creepy stalkers.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:50
No.2079338

Anonymous No.2079338 05/22/12(Tue)07:50 No.2079338

>>2079328
Kitchen sex.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:50
No.2079339

Anonymous No.2079339 05/22/12(Tue)07:50 No.2079339

>>2079329
That was stupid, you're stupid, I fee like a dozen of "stupid" knives went through my eye.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:50
No.2079340

Anonymous No.2079340 05/22/12(Tue)07:50 No.2079340

>>2079330
I don't. The fact that he expects us to remember him based on his tripcode makes him a /b/read-tier circlejerker, which is almost as bad as Ross.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:50
No.2079342

Anonymous No.2079342 05/22/12(Tue)07:50 No.2079342

>>2079312
If I had the option of just erasing the entirety of the fandom out of existence I would. It would just be a cartoon show that I secretly enjoyed.

And it's not because I can't personally ignore the shitty parts of the fandom, that's easy. But it's because I can never share it with anyone because of them.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:50
No.2079345

Anonymous No.2079345 05/22/12(Tue)07:50 No.2079345

>>2079329
Rosse

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:50
No.2079346

Anonymous No.2079346 05/22/12(Tue)07:50 No.2079346

>>2079330

ep8pui8vw2

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:50
No.2079349

Anonymous No.2079349 05/22/12(Tue)07:50 No.2079349

>>2079328
THREESOME

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:51
No.2079350

Anonymous No.2079350 05/22/12(Tue)07:51 No.2079350

>>2079330
i have actually never seen that guy before, but he obviously expected me to, so i sarcastically made a big deal out of the fact that he was using a tripcode

pay attention

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:51
No.2079351

Anonymous No.2079351 05/22/12(Tue)07:51 No.2079351

File: 1337687475836.jpg-(53 KB, 491x349, sadfroga.jpg)

>>2079332
>I still know you're the same person

Wow, good detective work. You get a gold star.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:51
No.2079352

Anonymous No.2079352 05/22/12(Tue)07:51 No.2079352

>>2079340
this is why tripcodes should have a recognisable string in them, like a name or word or somethign

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:51
No.2079353

Anonymous No.2079353 05/22/12(Tue)07:51 No.2079353

>>2079328
gotta have the most important meal of the day my nigz

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:51
No.2079354

Anonymous No.2079354 05/22/12(Tue)07:51 No.2079354

>>2079328
eat and plan our deviant kitchen sex time

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:51
No.2079355

Anonymous No.2079355 05/22/12(Tue)07:51 No.2079355

>>2079351
fuck you she might

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:52
No.2079357

Anonymous No.2079357 05/22/12(Tue)07:52 No.2079357

>>2079346
>>2079346
!!cJ4MGVqvOKw

;_;

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:52
No.2079359

Anonymous No.2079359 05/22/12(Tue)07:52 No.2079359

>>2079346
moot pls go

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:52
No.2079360

Anonymous No.2079360 05/22/12(Tue)07:52 No.2079360

>>2079342
We all know the fuck out of that feel, anon.

!Gaysexl0yc
05/22/12(Tue)07:52
No.2079361

!Gaysexl0yc No.2079361 05/22/12(Tue)07:52 No.2079361

>>2079352
honey i'm home

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:52
No.2079362

Anonymous No.2079362 05/22/12(Tue)07:52 No.2079362

>>2079234
it might give me ideas on what to buy next if you want to.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:52
No.2079363

Anonymous No.2079363 05/22/12(Tue)07:52 No.2079363

>>2079328
gogoogogo, threesome

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:52
No.2079365

Anonymous No.2079365 05/22/12(Tue)07:52 No.2079365

>>2079328
Okay, here's the plan:
Make breakfast
Fuck

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:52
No.2079366

Anonymous No.2079366 05/22/12(Tue)07:52 No.2079366

>>2079351
If she were real I wouldn't want her to. Can you imagine one of these things in 3d space?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:52
No.2079370

Anonymous No.2079370 05/22/12(Tue)07:52 No.2079370

File: 1337687572567.jpg-(37 KB, 491x349, sadfrog5.jpg)

>>2079355
Nope.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:52
No.2079371

Anonymous No.2079371 05/22/12(Tue)07:52 No.2079371

File: 1337687578725.jpg-(74 KB, 600x448, my vision is augmented.jpg)

>>2079351
See

>>2079248

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:53
No.2079372

Anonymous No.2079372 05/22/12(Tue)07:53 No.2079372

>>2079328
Masturbate on her food and watch her eat your cum.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:53
No.2079373

Anonymous No.2079373 05/22/12(Tue)07:53 No.2079373

>>2079357
He's dead, Jim...

;_;

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:53
No.2079374

Anonymous No.2079374 05/22/12(Tue)07:53 No.2079374

>>2079245
Neither

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)07:53
No.2079376

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2079376 05/22/12(Tue)07:53 No.2079376

Wow threesome and eating breakfast are tied.

Next post is the tiebreaker.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:53
No.2079378

Anonymous No.2079378 05/22/12(Tue)07:53 No.2079378

>>2079366
just imagine how squashy they'd be in three dimensions
how huggable and snuggleable
now nice it'd feel yo push your face against where their neck meets their body, brushing against their silken coat and feeling their heartbeat coarse through both of your interlocked forms

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:54
No.2079379

Anonymous No.2079379 05/22/12(Tue)07:54 No.2079379

>>2079376
Threesome

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:54
No.2079380

Anonymous No.2079380 05/22/12(Tue)07:54 No.2079380

>>2079376
3some

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:54
No.2079382

Anonymous No.2079382 05/22/12(Tue)07:54 No.2079382

>>2079372
my fetish

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:54
No.2079383

Anonymous No.2079383 05/22/12(Tue)07:54 No.2079383

>>2079342
You can't share MLP FIM with anyone if you're the only fan as well.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:55
No.2079387

Anonymous No.2079387 05/22/12(Tue)07:55 No.2079387

File: 1337687714283.jpg-(42 KB, 512x512, best pone 2.jpg)

what do you think about this pone

be nice

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:55
No.2079390

Anonymous No.2079390 05/22/12(Tue)07:55 No.2079390

>>2079387
SHE IS BEST UNICORN CMC

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:55
No.2079392

Anonymous No.2079392 05/22/12(Tue)07:55 No.2079392

File: 1337687753039.jpg-(86 KB, 900x788, sb_by_bluedrg-d50c4yt.jpg)

>>2079387

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:56
No.2079394

Anonymous No.2079394 05/22/12(Tue)07:56 No.2079394

>>2079387
she's a very nice and marshmallowy song pone.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:56
No.2079396

Anonymous No.2079396 05/22/12(Tue)07:56 No.2079396

>>2079387
She's my favorite CMC, personally.

I would wear her.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:56
No.2079397

Anonymous No.2079397 05/22/12(Tue)07:56 No.2079397

>>2079387
>nice rape

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:56
No.2079399

Anonymous No.2079399 05/22/12(Tue)07:56 No.2079399

>>2079387
She's cute and I really love her voice cracks

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:57
No.2079401

Anonymous No.2079401 05/22/12(Tue)07:57 No.2079401

File: 1337687827081.jpg-(10 KB, 252x330, Seinfeld.jpg)

>>2079387
What is the DEAL with Sweetie Belle? Right off the bat, not sweet. Not a bell. So why Sweetie Belle?

And get this. She doesn't have a cutie mark. She can't get her cutie mark. And let's face it, she's not doing anyone any favors moping about TRYING to get her cutie mark.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:57
No.2079402

Anonymous No.2079402 05/22/12(Tue)07:57 No.2079402

File: 1337687844205.jpg-(8 KB, 184x184, 170024b66d75bafb98cd12c49b9c3c(...).jpg)

>>2079397

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:57
No.2079404

Anonymous No.2079404 05/22/12(Tue)07:57 No.2079404

File: 1337687863762.png-(30 KB, 784x666, so fucking meta.png)

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:57
No.2079406

Anonymous No.2079406 05/22/12(Tue)07:57 No.2079406

>>2079401
You are so 2000 seinfeld.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:57
No.2079407

Anonymous No.2079407 05/22/12(Tue)07:57 No.2079407

>>2079401
Jerry suck my dick

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:58
No.2079409

Anonymous No.2079409 05/22/12(Tue)07:58 No.2079409

>>2079404
i will kill someone

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:58
No.2079410

Anonymous No.2079410 05/22/12(Tue)07:58 No.2079410

File: 1337687904003.png-(357 KB, 855x471, 189415 - cheerilee hearts_and_(...).png)

>>2079387
She can't really cook, but that's okay.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:58
No.2079411

Anonymous No.2079411 05/22/12(Tue)07:58 No.2079411

>>2079404
Are you bored, man?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:59
No.2079414

Anonymous No.2079414 05/22/12(Tue)07:59 No.2079414

>>2079387
She has no personality and is a retard. The only who like her think she's cute. sweetiefags are even worse than pinkiefags.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:59
No.2079417

Anonymous No.2079417 05/22/12(Tue)07:59 No.2079417

File: 1337687963619.jpg-(430 KB, 750x971, Going to the chapel by Semeham(...).jpg)

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:59
No.2079418

Anonymous No.2079418 05/22/12(Tue)07:59 No.2079418

>>2079414
XD

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:59
No.2079419

Anonymous No.2079419 05/22/12(Tue)07:59 No.2079419

File: 1337687972917.png-(58 KB, 132x297, how horrifying.png)

>>2079411
Like you wouldn't believe.

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)07:59
No.2079420

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2079420 05/22/12(Tue)07:59 No.2079420

>>2079380
>>2079379
>"Hey, we made extra."
>She turns around. Apparently she didn't eat despite hanging around the kitchen for a while.
>Next thing you know, you're hand feeding her a strip of bacon.
>Okay, your girlfriend should be jealous. But she's just giggling as she watches.
>As the roommate is eating the food out of your hand, you turn around and whisper.
>"Hey, remember how I covered for your work shift for an entire month? You owe me for that?"
>"Oh?" Her smile is nothing but coy. "And just how exactly do I owe you?"
>"Go kiss her."
>"You do know her brother is upstairs, right?"
>Yep, don't care.
>She doesn't even wait for your answer before she takes her roommate's head into her hands and gives her a big smooch on the lips.
>Well, bacon IS tasty.
>That's the point of no return. Lavish your girlfriend in attention or make her watch you fondle the roommate?

TAW, how's the writing on this? Generic as fuck? That's how I feel.[/spioler]

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:59
No.2079421

Anonymous No.2079421 05/22/12(Tue)07:59 No.2079421

>>2079404
At least post some hateclocks or something

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)07:59
No.2079424

Anonymous No.2079424 05/22/12(Tue)07:59 No.2079424

>>2079414
LMAO U SO FUKKEN MAD XD

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:00
No.2079425

Anonymous No.2079425 05/22/12(Tue)08:00 No.2079425

>>2079417
>this artist will never draw lots of pictures of your favorite humanized pone

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:00
No.2079426

Anonymous No.2079426 05/22/12(Tue)08:00 No.2079426

File: 1337688010810.jpg-(51 KB, 500x558, 1337322830014.jpg)

I dont have the "Soon" version but have a marshmallow.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:00
No.2079427

Anonymous No.2079427 05/22/12(Tue)08:00 No.2079427

File: 1337688019237.jpg-(6 KB, 300x168, images.jpg)

>>2079404
>>404
>404
404

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:00
No.2079429

Anonymous No.2079429 05/22/12(Tue)08:00 No.2079429

File: 1337688022342.jpg-(44 KB, 864x478, tastes good.jpg)

>>2079390
you're not wrong

>>2079392
look at that cute pone

>>2079394
she is small and nice

>>2079396
I would be her BBBFF non-sexually

>>2079397
Silly anon, fillies are not for ___sexually

>>2079399
voice cracks are best cracks

>>2079401
don't quit your day job, sennfield

>>2079410
I would eat her breakfast non-sexually

>>2079414
you are a silly person

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:00
No.2079431

Anonymous No.2079431 05/22/12(Tue)08:00 No.2079431

>>2079418
What's so funny?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:00
No.2079432

Anonymous No.2079432 05/22/12(Tue)08:00 No.2079432

>>2079409
Name your man. I owe you 3 and they shall die, my debt be paid.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:00
No.2079433

Anonymous No.2079433 05/22/12(Tue)08:00 No.2079433

File: 1337688043398.jpg-(24 KB, 570x426, dane_cook.jpg)

>>2079387
I wish I was a Sweetie Belle. Yeah, I said it. No, no, hear me out. Listen here. Give me a listen. Hear that? A listen. Give it to me. So here we go. Check it out. Listen.

If I was a fuckin' unicorn like Sweetie Belle, you know what I'd do? I'd be like fuckin' WAM, WOOSH, SHAPOW. Man, and people would be comin' up to me, and they'd just be like, "Oh, hi Dane, how's your day?" I'd just give 'em a cute wink and go fuckin' MAGIC on their asses. Oh yeah. And I'd fly. Just fly everywhere with magic. Fuck I wish I had magic. I WISSSSSH.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:01
No.2079436

Anonymous No.2079436 05/22/12(Tue)08:01 No.2079436

File: 1337688062323.jpg-(142 KB, 1920x1080, 1326431860647.jpg)

>>2079426
I like marshmallow horse

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:01
No.2079437

Anonymous No.2079437 05/22/12(Tue)08:01 No.2079437

File: 1337688067831.png-(368 KB, 928x976, well thats a first.png)

>>2079421
OK. Guess the episode this one followed and win a prize.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:01
No.2079439

Anonymous No.2079439 05/22/12(Tue)08:01 No.2079439

>>2079425
She actually made a bunch, and I'm ok with that.

I secretly push her to draw more of her

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:01
No.2079440

Anonymous No.2079440 05/22/12(Tue)08:01 No.2079440

>>2079420
le fondle le roommate

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:01
No.2079441

Anonymous No.2079441 05/22/12(Tue)08:01 No.2079441

>>2079420
Finger Applejack apple vagina.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:01
No.2079442

Anonymous No.2079442 05/22/12(Tue)08:01 No.2079442

>>2079404
yet there's no good fanfiction about mlpg

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:01
No.2079443

Anonymous No.2079443 05/22/12(Tue)08:01 No.2079443

>>2079437
Cutiepox!

1 point to me!

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:01
No.2079444

Anonymous No.2079444 05/22/12(Tue)08:01 No.2079444

>>2079420
Encourage them to go at it a bit more. Fondle their bums while they do.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:02
No.2079445

Anonymous No.2079445 05/22/12(Tue)08:02 No.2079445

>>2079437
Cutie Pox?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:02
No.2079447

Anonymous No.2079447 05/22/12(Tue)08:02 No.2079447

>>2079443
NOPE

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:02
No.2079448

Anonymous No.2079448 05/22/12(Tue)08:02 No.2079448

>>2079444
seconding this

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:02
No.2079449

Anonymous No.2079449 05/22/12(Tue)08:02 No.2079449

>>2079429
>I would be her BBBFF non-sexually
But would you wear her?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:02
No.2079451

Anonymous No.2079451 05/22/12(Tue)08:02 No.2079451

>>2079439
Link?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:03
No.2079454

Anonymous No.2079454 05/22/12(Tue)08:03 No.2079454

>>2079439
You are a terrible person Smile

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:03
No.2079456

Anonymous No.2079456 05/22/12(Tue)08:03 No.2079456

>>2079447
Which season?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:03
No.2079458

Anonymous No.2079458 05/22/12(Tue)08:03 No.2079458

>>2079456
5

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:03
No.2079459

Anonymous No.2079459 05/22/12(Tue)08:03 No.2079459

>>2079456
2.

Here's a hint: it's the Cider episode

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:04
No.2079461

Anonymous No.2079461 05/22/12(Tue)08:04 No.2079461

File: 1337688244228.jpg-(420 KB, 1680x1050, squigglehair.jpg)

>purple

Had the dye on hand. Doesnt look bad. White might look purdy too.

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)08:04
No.2079462

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2079462 05/22/12(Tue)08:04 No.2079462

>>2079448
>>2079444
>>2079441
>>2079440
Finger Applejack vs encourage lesbianism. Tiebreaker needed. Sudden death.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:04
No.2079464

Anonymous No.2079464 05/22/12(Tue)08:04 No.2079464

File: 1337688264869.gif-(1.68 MB, 720x405, shipping.gif)

>shipping

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:04
No.2079465

Anonymous No.2079465 05/22/12(Tue)08:04 No.2079465

>>2079462
LESBIANISM

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:04
No.2079467

Anonymous No.2079467 05/22/12(Tue)08:04 No.2079467

>>2079462
finger her

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:04
No.2079471

Anonymous No.2079471 05/22/12(Tue)08:04 No.2079471

File: 1337688299476.png-(275 KB, 690x390, Warned final.png)

Does anyone else have anything like this?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:05
No.2079472

Anonymous No.2079472 05/22/12(Tue)08:05 No.2079472

>>2079462
FINGER THE LESBIANS

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:05
No.2079473

Anonymous No.2079473 05/22/12(Tue)08:05 No.2079473

>>2079462
Both.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:05
No.2079477

Anonymous No.2079477 05/22/12(Tue)08:05 No.2079477

>>2079462
encourage lez

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:05
No.2079478

Anonymous No.2079478 05/22/12(Tue)08:05 No.2079478

>>2079459
It's not really a game if you tell me the answers!

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:05
No.2079480

Anonymous No.2079480 05/22/12(Tue)08:05 No.2079480

File: 1337688340743.jpg-(14 KB, 200x267, 200px-socrates_louvre.jpg)

>>2079462
Give her the finger

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:06
No.2079481

Anonymous No.2079481 05/22/12(Tue)08:06 No.2079481

>>2079451
http://semehammer.deviantart.com/
http://www.ponibooru.org/post/list/artist%3Asemehammer/1

>>2079454
Hey, hey, hey fuck you

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:06
No.2079485

Anonymous No.2079485 05/22/12(Tue)08:06 No.2079485

File: 1337688393340.png-(361 KB, 928x976, hatewheel - streams.png)

>>2079478
Tough shit.

Here's a more recent one.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:06
No.2079486

Anonymous No.2079486 05/22/12(Tue)08:06 No.2079486

File: 1337688401616.png-(78 KB, 250x243, 1336430698632.png)

>>2079481
Thats not very pink smile.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:06
No.2079487

Anonymous No.2079487 05/22/12(Tue)08:06 No.2079487

>>2079461
>curvy Rarity
more please

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:07
No.2079490

Anonymous No.2079490 05/22/12(Tue)08:07 No.2079490

>>2079485
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:07
No.2079491

Anonymous No.2079491 05/22/12(Tue)08:07 No.2079491

>>2079485
Surely that's Hearts & Hooves Day

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:07
No.2079493

Anonymous No.2079493 05/22/12(Tue)08:07 No.2079493

File: 1337688459041.png-(137 KB, 420x700, wa ha ha.png)

>>2079485
Trick question. The answer is all of them.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:07
No.2079494

Anonymous No.2079494 05/22/12(Tue)08:07 No.2079494

>>2079485
THE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:07
No.2079496

Anonymous No.2079496 05/22/12(Tue)08:07 No.2079496

File: 1337688475718.png-(478 KB, 925x976, wheel of hatred wb.png)

>>2079490
Well done.

Here's an easy one.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:07
No.2079497

Anonymous No.2079497 05/22/12(Tue)08:07 No.2079497

>>2079491
Don't call me Shirley.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:08
No.2079501

Anonymous No.2079501 05/22/12(Tue)08:08 No.2079501

>>2079496
2.3

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:08
No.2079502

Anonymous No.2079502 05/22/12(Tue)08:08 No.2079502

>>2079485
Needs the Chaos cross.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:08
No.2079503

Anonymous No.2079503 05/22/12(Tue)08:08 No.2079503

>>2079496
Secret of my shit episode the secret is spike

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:08
No.2079508

Anonymous No.2079508 05/22/12(Tue)08:08 No.2079508

>>2079496
Excess?

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)08:08
No.2079509

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2079509 05/22/12(Tue)08:08 No.2079509

>>2079465
Winner!

>You push their heads together.
>Your girlfriend seems like she should be protesting, but her hands go to grab her roommate's ass instead.
>Perfect. They're lost in making out with one another, and you're stuck in the middle.
>You push your body between them, letting your hard cock slide out of your boxers. It's sandwiched between their bodies.
>Your girlfriend wastes no time in grabbing your dick and giving it a few pumps.
>The roommate joins in.
>Her hands are calloused and her grip is rough as hell. Frankly, it's not nearly as good as you'd hoped.
>Whatever, two chicks at the same time. You have no arguments.
>Do things proceed as planned, or does another roommate wake up and break up the festivities?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:09
No.2079510

Anonymous No.2079510 05/22/12(Tue)08:09 No.2079510

>>2079496
Secret of my Excess although it is also compatible with Hurricane Fluttershy

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:09
No.2079513

Anonymous No.2079513 05/22/12(Tue)08:09 No.2079513

File: 1337688552484.png-(330 KB, 928x976, fuck this episode.png)

>>2079503
>>2079508

Yup.
Here's another easy one.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:09
No.2079514

Anonymous No.2079514 05/22/12(Tue)08:09 No.2079514

File: 1337688554371.jpg-(12 KB, 165x206, 73275 - artist-semehammer huma(...).jpg)

>>2079486
B-But he started!

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:09
No.2079516

Anonymous No.2079516 05/22/12(Tue)08:09 No.2079516

File: 1337688574542.gif-(1.07 MB, 392x360, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm(...).gif)

>>2079490
>panka tastes your precum

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:09
No.2079518

Anonymous No.2079518 05/22/12(Tue)08:09 No.2079518

>>2079513
MMDW

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:09
No.2079519

Anonymous No.2079519 05/22/12(Tue)08:09 No.2079519

>>2079513
Batman

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:09
No.2079520

Anonymous No.2079520 05/22/12(Tue)08:09 No.2079520

>>2079513
Mysterous Mare do Well

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:10
No.2079521

Anonymous No.2079521 05/22/12(Tue)08:10 No.2079521

>>2079513
MMDW?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:10
No.2079523

Anonymous No.2079523 05/22/12(Tue)08:10 No.2079523

>>2079509
AJ's brother shows up. We swap girls and take them from behind while they make out with each other.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:10
No.2079524

Anonymous No.2079524 05/22/12(Tue)08:10 No.2079524

>>2079509
Two is enough, lets jam it on AJ while Twilight suck her tits.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:10
No.2079525

Anonymous No.2079525 05/22/12(Tue)08:10 No.2079525

File: 1337688637241.jpg-(371 KB, 1680x1050, squigglehair 2.jpg)

>>2079487
I wish I had more outfits to post but thats all I have right now. Sorry Anon.

Also purple frog and butler.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:10
No.2079526

Anonymous No.2079526 05/22/12(Tue)08:10 No.2079526

File: 1337688645388.png-(433 KB, 928x976, hatewheel - trans.png)

>>2079518
>>2079519
>>2079520
>>2079521
Everyone's a winner.

This one's tricky.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:11
No.2079527

Anonymous No.2079527 05/22/12(Tue)08:11 No.2079527

>>2079526
Friend in deed?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:11
No.2079530

Anonymous No.2079530 05/22/12(Tue)08:11 No.2079530

>>2079526
friend in deed

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:11
No.2079531

Anonymous No.2079531 05/22/12(Tue)08:11 No.2079531

File: 1337688700327.gif-(1.17 MB, 458x470, 1329607473620.gif)

>>2079526
AFiD

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:11
No.2079532

Anonymous No.2079532 05/22/12(Tue)08:11 No.2079532

>>2079509
Hotdogging or symmetrical docking.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:11
No.2079533

Anonymous No.2079533 05/22/12(Tue)08:11 No.2079533

>>2079527
>>2079530
Can I ask why? I miss that stream.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:12
No.2079534

Anonymous No.2079534 05/22/12(Tue)08:12 No.2079534

File: 1337688734425.png-(357 KB, 928x976, fuck your hate wheel.png)

>>2079527
>>2079530
...Not as tricky as I thought it would be. You guys have good memories.

Another easy one.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:12
No.2079537

Anonymous No.2079537 05/22/12(Tue)08:12 No.2079537

>>2079534
Sisterhooves social?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:12
No.2079538

Anonymous No.2079538 05/22/12(Tue)08:12 No.2079538

>>2079534
TLR

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:12
No.2079539

Anonymous No.2079539 05/22/12(Tue)08:12 No.2079539

>>2079534
last roundup

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:12
No.2079540

Anonymous No.2079540 05/22/12(Tue)08:12 No.2079540

>>2079534
Sisterhooves Social!

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)08:13
No.2079546

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2079546 05/22/12(Tue)08:13 No.2079546

>>2079532
>>2079524
>>2079523
Tiebreaker needed!

Immediate victory to anyone who demands a bi orgy with Big Mac. Also, I might disappear for a bit to buy more wine.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:14
No.2079549

Anonymous No.2079549 05/22/12(Tue)08:14 No.2079549

>>2079546
FUCK AJ ASS.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:14
No.2079550

Anonymous No.2079550 05/22/12(Tue)08:14 No.2079550

File: 1337688860889.png-(362 KB, 928x976, 22 minutes.png)

>>2079537
>>2079540
Yup.

Hard mode: don't say "every episode"

Nightmare mode: after which episode was this wheel used for the first time?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:14
No.2079552

Anonymous No.2079552 05/22/12(Tue)08:14 No.2079552

>>2079550
Roh?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:15
No.2079554

Anonymous No.2079554 05/22/12(Tue)08:15 No.2079554

>>2079550
TRoH II

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:15
No.2079555

Anonymous No.2079555 05/22/12(Tue)08:15 No.2079555

>>2079550
Lesson Zero?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:15
No.2079556

Anonymous No.2079556 05/22/12(Tue)08:15 No.2079556

>>2079550
RoH 1 and 2

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:15
No.2079559

Anonymous No.2079559 05/22/12(Tue)08:15 No.2079559

>>2079546
>>2079549
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Yeah, let's revel in AJ's buns o steel

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:16
No.2079561

Anonymous No.2079561 05/22/12(Tue)08:16 No.2079561

>>2079559
>>2079549
Sounds good.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:16
No.2079562

Anonymous No.2079562 05/22/12(Tue)08:16 No.2079562

>>2079546
>>2079549
>>2079559
And Twilight is working on her vagina.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:16
No.2079564

Anonymous No.2079564 05/22/12(Tue)08:16 No.2079564

File: 1337688995039.gif-(2.86 MB, 640x480, unf.gif)

Would MLPG be interested in watching
A: Attack the Block
B: The Other Guys
C: A Monster in Paris

Maybe not today but eventually?
I may not be able to stream and draw but I'm sure I can stream movies

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:16
No.2079566

Anonymous No.2079566 05/22/12(Tue)08:16 No.2079566

File: 1337689016457.png-(403 KB, 925x976, wheel of hatred hub.png)

>>2079554
Correct.

Extra credit on this one: explain the reason for why we hated the Hub that week

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:17
No.2079568

Anonymous No.2079568 05/22/12(Tue)08:17 No.2079568

>>2079566
The Last Round-up and we hated it because they didn't repeat it.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:17
No.2079569

Anonymous No.2079569 05/22/12(Tue)08:17 No.2079569

>>2079564
I also have Scott Pilgrim but no one wants to watch that shit I bet

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:17
No.2079571

Anonymous No.2079571 05/22/12(Tue)08:17 No.2079571

File: 1337689073042.png-(710 KB, 500x600, jaqen hghar.png)

>>2079432
>"I"
>not "a man"

does an anon even watch the show

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)08:18
No.2079573

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2079573 05/22/12(Tue)08:18 No.2079573

>>2079562
>>2079561
>>2079559
>>2079549
Okay, one AJ anal greentext coming up. After I buy more wine. I'll be back in 30 minutes or so.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:18
No.2079575

Anonymous No.2079575 05/22/12(Tue)08:18 No.2079575

>>2079568
This

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:18
No.2079576

Anonymous No.2079576 05/22/12(Tue)08:18 No.2079576

>>2079569
I would watch it

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:18
No.2079578

Anonymous No.2079578 05/22/12(Tue)08:18 No.2079578

>>2079573
>I'll be back in 30 minutes or so.
Fuck i want some sleep but now I have to wait.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:18
No.2079579

Anonymous No.2079579 05/22/12(Tue)08:18 No.2079579

File: 1337689137404.png-(894 KB, 1697x2568, 1337625756630.png)

>>2079568
Indeed.

That's the last one I have other than the Tori Spelling one and a few others that are blindingly obvious.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:19
No.2079583

Anonymous No.2079583 05/22/12(Tue)08:19 No.2079583

>>2079579
>Rarity.

But we hate her in all the episodes!

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:19
No.2079584

Anonymous No.2079584 05/22/12(Tue)08:19 No.2079584

>>2079583
dashfag pls go.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:20
No.2079587

Anonymous No.2079587 05/22/12(Tue)08:20 No.2079587

>>2079571
well shit

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:20
No.2079588

Anonymous No.2079588 05/22/12(Tue)08:20 No.2079588

>>2079554
>>2079566
We were doing the hate wheels that early on? When and why did they start?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:20
No.2079591

Anonymous No.2079591 05/22/12(Tue)08:20 No.2079591

>>2079583
>hating Rarity
>post-s1e8
nigga u gay

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:20
No.2079593

Anonymous No.2079593 05/22/12(Tue)08:20 No.2079593

File: 1337689236380.gif-(161 KB, 928x928, Really-Dude.gif)

Wheel of the ponies
Turn in Place
Tell us the pony that we should hate

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:20
No.2079594

Anonymous No.2079594 05/22/12(Tue)08:20 No.2079594

File: 1337689241492.png-(Spoiler Image, 80 KB, 198x204, 1306409749656.png)

>>2079579
I got all of them right!

Where's the prize?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:21
No.2079600

Anonymous No.2079600 05/22/12(Tue)08:21 No.2079600

>>2079569
I loved SP. I've seen it too much though. Not even watching it with MLPG would justify me seeing it for the billionth time. Maybe in a year or two.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:21
No.2079602

Anonymous No.2079602 05/22/12(Tue)08:21 No.2079602

>>2079593
the thumbnail gives it away

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:21
No.2079604

Anonymous No.2079604 05/22/12(Tue)08:21 No.2079604

File: 1337689304410.png-(289 KB, 894x894, Rarity Glory G1.png)

>>2079591
>Hating Rarity
>Ever

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:22
No.2079605

Anonymous No.2079605 05/22/12(Tue)08:22 No.2079605

>>2079604
whoa nelly

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:22
No.2079607

Anonymous No.2079607 05/22/12(Tue)08:22 No.2079607

>>2079604
>>2079591
She's nice and all but I hate sluts

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:22
No.2079609

Anonymous No.2079609 05/22/12(Tue)08:22 No.2079609

File: 1337689367573.gif-(173 KB, 928x1032, wheel of hatred turn turn turn(...).gif)

>>2079588
They started during the s1 hiatus when /co/ would rage at ponies seemingly at random. It actually had almost nothing to do with the show.

>>2079593
Learn the lyrics nigga.

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)08:22
No.2079610

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2079610 05/22/12(Tue)08:22 No.2079610

>>2079578
Changed my mind, going to sober up after this last glass of wine.

AJ anal is still coming up, of course.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:22
No.2079611

Anonymous No.2079611 05/22/12(Tue)08:22 No.2079611

File: 1337689378919.jpg-(205 KB, 622x612, I am shocked and dismayed by p(...).jpg)

>>2079593
The fuck you say about my waifu?!

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:23
No.2079612

Anonymous No.2079612 05/22/12(Tue)08:23 No.2079612

>>2079607
Stop yourself with your headcanons

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:23
No.2079613

Anonymous No.2079613 05/22/12(Tue)08:23 No.2079613

>>2079607
Hey, she's not a slut. Don't you start.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:23
No.2079617

Anonymous No.2079617 05/22/12(Tue)08:23 No.2079617

File: 1337689428990.gif-(Spoiler Image, 156 KB, 928x928, TOO-SHITTY.gif)

>>2079602
REROLL THEN

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:24
No.2079620

Anonymous No.2079620 05/22/12(Tue)08:24 No.2079620

>>2079612
How do you think Carousel Boutique stays in business? You think there's a carousel in the back that ponies can ride on?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:24
No.2079621

Anonymous No.2079621 05/22/12(Tue)08:24 No.2079621

>>2079617
It's still shit because you are shit.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:24
No.2079622

Anonymous No.2079622 05/22/12(Tue)08:24 No.2079622

>>2079617
correct answer every episode

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:25
No.2079623

Anonymous No.2079623 05/22/12(Tue)08:25 No.2079623

File: 1337689538884.gif-(152 KB, 928x928, EVERYONES-GETTING-RAPED.gif)

>>2079621
Okay. This time for sure.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:26
No.2079625

Anonymous No.2079625 05/22/12(Tue)08:26 No.2079625

>>2079617
This could be posted every week

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:26
No.2079626

Anonymous No.2079626 05/22/12(Tue)08:26 No.2079626

File: 1337689573728.png-(173 KB, 399x426, 1333227522699.png)

>>2079620
...That's not a bad idea, actually.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:26
No.2079629

Anonymous No.2079629 05/22/12(Tue)08:26 No.2079629

>>2079626
There you go, what a slut.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:26
No.2079630

Anonymous No.2079630 05/22/12(Tue)08:26 No.2079630

>>2079626
She should open a petting zoo behind the boutique.

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)08:27
No.2079631

pan class="name">PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2079631 05/22/12(Tue)08:27 No.2079631

>You give your girlfriend a wink as you maneuver behind her roommate.
>You feel slightly guilty about this, since you haven't done this with your girlfriend yet.
>The roommate tries to shift away and protest when you push the tip of your cock against her anus.
>Your girlfriend is a good girlfriend and tries to hold her roommate in place.
>You push your way in. It's a bit forceful, because god DAMN it is tight.
>The roommate all but screams, her teeth biting down on your girlfriend's shoulder.
>You grab onto her hips and start riding gloriously.
>Wow, this is tighter than you could have imagined. She seems to be enjoying it too.
>You could finish inside her rear, or pull out and do something else. Or somebody could interrupt. There's four other girls living in this apartment, after all.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:27
No.2079635

Anonymous No.2079635 05/22/12(Tue)08:27 No.2079635

>>2079620
RARITY IS A RINGMASTER. THIS IS MY NEW HEADCANON.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:27
No.2079638

Anonymous No.2079638 05/22/12(Tue)08:27 No.2079638

>>2079631
Ass to mouth with Twilight

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:27
No.2079639

Anonymous No.2079639 05/22/12(Tue)08:27 No.2079639

>>2079631
SUDDENLY PINKIE SHOWED UP IN PAJAMAS

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:28
No.2079640

Anonymous No.2079640 05/22/12(Tue)08:28 No.2079640

>>2079623
Relevant because there are no ponies on /co/ now

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:29
No.2079645

Anonymous No.2079645 05/22/12(Tue)08:29 No.2079645

>>2079642
Hah

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:29
No.2079646

Anonymous No.2079646 05/22/12(Tue)08:29 No.2079646

File: 1337689789151.jpg-(21 KB, 349x337, 1327211323578.jpg)

>>2079642
Not bad.
work on your fluids and do something with rarijack pls

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:29
No.2079647

Anonymous No.2079647 05/22/12(Tue)08:29 No.2079647

File: 1337689793001.png-(170 KB, 519x424, 1337177574802.png)

>>2079642

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:30
No.2079650

Anonymous No.2079650 05/22/12(Tue)08:30 No.2079650

File: 1337689826832.jpg-(18 KB, 297x369, tweest.jpg)

>>2079642

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:31
No.2079655

Anonymous No.2079655 05/22/12(Tue)08:31 No.2079655

File: 1337689878462.png-(418 KB, 1280x720, Honestly.png)

>>2079642
Such unwholesome content makes me upset and I do not wish to see more.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:31
No.2079656

Anonymous No.2079656 05/22/12(Tue)08:31 No.2079656

/r/ing thread statistics script!

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)08:32
No.2079658

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2079658 05/22/12(Tue)08:32 No.2079658

>>2079639
>>2079638
TIEBREAKER NEEDED
I am biased towards anything involving Pinkie

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:32
No.2079660

Anonymous No.2079660 05/22/12(Tue)08:32 No.2079660

>>2079658
ass to mouth

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:32
No.2079662

Anonymous No.2079662 05/22/12(Tue)08:32 No.2079662

>>2079658
Do it faggot

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:32
No.2079663

Anonymous No.2079663 05/22/12(Tue)08:32 No.2079663

>>2079658
Pinkie then

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:33
No.2079664

Anonymous No.2079664 05/22/12(Tue)08:33 No.2079664

>>2079658
>>2079660
>>2079662
>>2079663
Ass to mouth with Pinkie obviously.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:34
No.2079667

Anonymous No.2079667 05/22/12(Tue)08:34 No.2079667

>>2079459
Why did people hat Apple Bloom after the cider ep?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:34
No.2079668

Anonymous No.2079668 05/22/12(Tue)08:34 No.2079668

>>2079667
Because it was her fault.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:34
No.2079669

Anonymous No.2079669 05/22/12(Tue)08:34 No.2079669

>>2079667
Watch the episode.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:34
No.2079671

Anonymous No.2079671 05/22/12(Tue)08:34 No.2079671

>>2079667
Making the deal

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:35
No.2079677

Anonymous No.2079677 05/22/12(Tue)08:35 No.2079677

File: 1337690126489.jpg-(79 KB, 500x600, 1337689214536.jpg)

Do you think they will ever sell pony sweat/scent in a bottle.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:36
No.2079682

Anonymous No.2079682 05/22/12(Tue)08:36 No.2079682

>>2079677
it's called vanilla anon

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:36
No.2079684

Anonymous No.2079684 05/22/12(Tue)08:36 No.2079684

derpy is a very ugly pony

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:36
No.2079685

Anonymous No.2079685 05/22/12(Tue)08:36 No.2079685

File: 1337690195011.jpg-(11 KB, 259x194, wallet.jpg)

>>2079677
>Real scent of girl

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:36
No.2079686

Anonymous No.2079686 05/22/12(Tue)08:36 No.2079686

>>2079677
God damn it Japan

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:37
No.2079693

Anonymous No.2079693 05/22/12(Tue)08:37 No.2079693

>>2079682
But only fluttershy smells like vanilla

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:38
No.2079695

Anonymous No.2079695 05/22/12(Tue)08:38 No.2079695

File: 1337690295240.jpg-(182 KB, 800x1000, lunar_nightmare___censored_by_(...).jpg)

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:38
No.2079698

Anonymous No.2079698 05/22/12(Tue)08:38 No.2079698

File: 1337690299244.jpg-(413 KB, 1000x750, 1336570821625.jpg)

>>2079677

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:38
No.2079699

Anonymous No.2079699 05/22/12(Tue)08:38 No.2079699

>>2079677
So fucking creepy

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:38
No.2079700

Anonymous No.2079700 05/22/12(Tue)08:38 No.2079700

File: 1337690321788.png-(13 KB, 426x175, 001.png)

>>2079623
>that filename
>that fucked up thumbnail

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:38
No.2079701

Anonymous No.2079701 05/22/12(Tue)08:38 No.2079701

>>2079695
What kind of censor is that?

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)08:39
No.2079709

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2079709 05/22/12(Tue)08:39 No.2079709

>>2079664
Best of both worlds!

>You grunt and pull out of the roommate.
>It would be rude to orgasm inside her when you haven't even done anal with your girlfriend yet.
>Your girlfriend senses this, and takes a nosedive for your cock. She wants it.
>Of course, that's when another roommate of hers yawns and stumbles down the stairs.
>She's not even wearing a shirt. Her giant, natural tits are just flopping about.
>Yeah, she's stacked like a porn star. The fact that she dyes her pubes pink doesn't help.
>She doesn't even seem conscious when her mouth latches on to your dick.
>She gives head like a pro. Your girlfriend and the southern roommate seem kind of jealous at how she makes you moan like a bitch.
>You could blow your load in her mouth, or the girls could throw you to the floor and exact punishment on you. Or hell, Pinkie's a slut, there's probably somebody in her room who's just about to follow her down the stairs.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:39
No.2079711

Anonymous No.2079711 05/22/12(Tue)08:39 No.2079711

File: 1337690382909.jpg-(44 KB, 320x240, 1330549023131.jpg)

>>2079667
Speaking of which.

someone explain to me why Flim and Flam had to leave because of that ONE bad batch. The citizens tasted the product before. Was it just impossible for them to admit that they won by ignoring quality and they learned their lesson and vow never to do that again? I mean the contest wasn't the most GOOD ciders, It was just the most Cider. I don't hate many episodes but that one comes close to hate. And then throw the cherry on top "I didn't learn shit".

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:39
No.2079716

Anonymous No.2079716 05/22/12(Tue)08:39 No.2079716

>>2079701
A worst one

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:40
No.2079719

Anonymous No.2079719 05/22/12(Tue)08:40 No.2079719

>>2079709
Cum in her mouth

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:41
No.2079721

Anonymous No.2079721 05/22/12(Tue)08:41 No.2079721

>>2079711
You can't double cross a pony twice

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:41
No.2079726

Anonymous No.2079726 05/22/12(Tue)08:41 No.2079726

>>2079668
>>2079671
Well the adults could've taken it back. They only wnt along with it because the brothers called Granny Smith chicken.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:42
No.2079731

Anonymous No.2079731 05/22/12(Tue)08:42 No.2079731

>>2079709
Fluttershy walks out of Pinkie's room

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:42
No.2079734

Anonymous No.2079734 05/22/12(Tue)08:42 No.2079734

File: 1337690561171.jpg-(43 KB, 576x432, 1337550007358.jpg)

You are waifu is a slut

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:43
No.2079737

Anonymous No.2079737 05/22/12(Tue)08:43 No.2079737

>>2079726
>implying the hate wheel needs to make sense

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:43
No.2079739

Anonymous No.2079739 05/22/12(Tue)08:43 No.2079739

File: 1337690610711.png-(74 KB, 197x243, 1330941528135.png)

>>2079734
I know. I don't mind.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:43
No.2079743

Anonymous No.2079743 05/22/12(Tue)08:43 No.2079743

>>2079734
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my waifu, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:44
No.2079748

Anonymous No.2079748 05/22/12(Tue)08:44 No.2079748

>>2079709
Cum in her mouth, eat something and re-start

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:44
No.2079749

Anonymous No.2079749 05/22/12(Tue)08:44 No.2079749

>>2079734
Greater Than I want my waifu to be a little slutty

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:44
No.2079750

Anonymous No.2079750 05/22/12(Tue)08:44 No.2079750

>>2079711
Did you see how upset the townsponies looked when Flim and Flam were laughing at the apples? I like to think that contributed.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:44
No.2079751

Anonymous No.2079751 05/22/12(Tue)08:44 No.2079751

>>2079743
I know this was a pasta but the idea of someone actually typing all of this in 1 minute cracks me up

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)08:44
No.2079752

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2079752 05/22/12(Tue)08:44 No.2079752

>>2079743
FYI it's "guerilla" warfare

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:44
No.2079755

Anonymous No.2079755 05/22/12(Tue)08:44 No.2079755

>>2079739
Rarifags...

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:44
No.2079757

Anonymous No.2079757 05/22/12(Tue)08:44 No.2079757

>>2079752
Uhg

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:45
No.2079758

Anonymous No.2079758 05/22/12(Tue)08:45 No.2079758

File: 1337690705048.png-(456 KB, 446x446, 1336989381809.png)

>>2079734
>You are waifu is a slut

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:45
No.2079759

Anonymous No.2079759 05/22/12(Tue)08:45 No.2079759

File: 1337690711201.png-(518 KB, 1152x921, best pony isn't drunk.png)

>>2079734
Take that back nigga, my waifu is pure as the driven snow.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:45
No.2079761

Anonymous No.2079761 05/22/12(Tue)08:45 No.2079761

File: 1337690724842.jpg-(28 KB, 500x371, 1333999962878.jpg)

>>2079752

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:45
No.2079762

Anonymous No.2079762 05/22/12(Tue)08:45 No.2079762

>>2079752
Hahah we know PWA, that's the joke, man, it's a copy pasta.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:45
No.2079763

Anonymous No.2079763 05/22/12(Tue)08:45 No.2079763

File: 1337690741264.png-(81 KB, 148x204, 1337014330016.png)

>>2079752
>>2079752
>FYI it's "guerilla" warfare

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:46
No.2079766

Anonymous No.2079766 05/22/12(Tue)08:46 No.2079766

>>2079751
They have it saved to a document and just copy paste it. Kinda annoying really.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:46
No.2079768

Anonymous No.2079768 05/22/12(Tue)08:46 No.2079768

File: 1337690764537.jpg-(48 KB, 560x463, 1330548405707.jpg)

>>2079750
>>2079721
After the BP oil spill, people were so upset with them that they vowed never to use BP products ever again because they were so upset.

Oh wait.. No they didn't. I don't see why its any different for Flim and Flam. All companies fuck up once or twice.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:46
No.2079770

Anonymous No.2079770 05/22/12(Tue)08:46 No.2079770

>>2079755
Nigger I'm talking about Celestia.
She's been fucking about 400 ponies before me. I don't care. She can do what she wants

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:46
No.2079772

Anonymous No.2079772 05/22/12(Tue)08:46 No.2079772

>>2079709
>the girls could throw you to the floor and exact punishment on you

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)08:46
No.2079776

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2079776 05/22/12(Tue)08:46 No.2079776

>>2079762
Hey man, I'm not familiar with 4chan culture. This shit is all new to me.

Also, need a tiebreaker between cumming in Pinkie's mouth and Fluttershy joining the fun.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:47
No.2079782

Anonymous No.2079782 05/22/12(Tue)08:47 No.2079782

File: 1337690853819.png-(72 KB, 337x242, 1323745015169.png)

>>2079752
PWA YOU FUCKING NERD GET OUT

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:47
No.2079783

Anonymous No.2079783 05/22/12(Tue)08:47 No.2079783

>>2079768
But Americans.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:47
No.2079786

Anonymous No.2079786 05/22/12(Tue)08:47 No.2079786

>>2079768
>Americans

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:48
No.2079787

Anonymous No.2079787 05/22/12(Tue)08:48 No.2079787

>>2079766
>I know this was a pasta

I know. Copy pasta

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:48
No.2079789

Anonymous No.2079789 05/22/12(Tue)08:48 No.2079789

>>2079776
the more the merrier. add fluttershy

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:48
No.2079790

Anonymous No.2079790 05/22/12(Tue)08:48 No.2079790

>>2079776
That's ok, Pinkie's mouth!

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:49
No.2079797

Anonymous No.2079797 05/22/12(Tue)08:49 No.2079797

File: 1337690958064.jpg-(93 KB, 500x667, ihopethishappenstoyou.jpg)

>>2079734

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:49
No.2079798

Anonymous No.2079798 05/22/12(Tue)08:49 No.2079798

>>2079789
YOU FUCKING BITCH I'LL FUCKING CUT YOU DID YOU HEAR ME, I WAS ABOUT TO CUM BUT I CAN'T CUM TO FLUTTERSHY YOU BETTER NOT SHOW UP IN MLPG AGAIN YOU DODO

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:49
No.2079799

Anonymous No.2079799 05/22/12(Tue)08:49 No.2079799

>>2079786
>>2079783
Okay. Point.

Japan fucked up that reactor thingamajig

No ones going to stop buying from japan because of it.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:49
No.2079800

Anonymous No.2079800 05/22/12(Tue)08:49 No.2079800

File: 1337690969529.png-(442 KB, 938x1080, 1329682501346.png)

>>2079734
>You've been with two men
>Why don't you kill yourself

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:50
No.2079806

Anonymous No.2079806 05/22/12(Tue)08:50 No.2079806

>>2079800
>Conservatives

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:50
No.2079810

Anonymous No.2079810 05/22/12(Tue)08:50 No.2079810

>>2079800
Honor is everything to the japanese

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:50
No.2079812

Anonymous No.2079812 05/22/12(Tue)08:50 No.2079812

>>2079798
hahahahahahaha. welp. sorry bout that.

i'm not going anywhere.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:50
No.2079813

Anonymous No.2079813 05/22/12(Tue)08:50 No.2079813

>>2079799
You got a point too but I just wanted to say "Amurrikans"

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:51
No.2079821

Anonymous No.2079821 05/22/12(Tue)08:51 No.2079821

>>2079799
Small communities vs large countries

Ponies win. Deal with it humie.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:52
No.2079826

Anonymous No.2079826 05/22/12(Tue)08:52 No.2079826

>>2079812
I love you anyway anon

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:52
No.2079829

Anonymous No.2079829 05/22/12(Tue)08:52 No.2079829

>>2079799
Except they shut down all of their nuclear reactors indefinitely within a few months

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:52
No.2079830

Anonymous No.2079830 05/22/12(Tue)08:52 No.2079830

>>2079800
You've seen people around these parts calling women "sluts" for so much as standing next to a man, right? You don't think there are people who actually think like that? Especially in the olden days?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:53
No.2079836

Anonymous No.2079836 05/22/12(Tue)08:53 No.2079836

>>2079830
You are a slut for being one post away from this anon >>2079829

Slut

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:54
No.2079841

Anonymous No.2079841 05/22/12(Tue)08:54 No.2079841

File: 1337691248750.jpg-(8 KB, 300x168, 1336364416486.jpg)

>>2079821
......

LITTLE CINDY LOU WAS SELLING LEMONADE BUT THEN ONE TIME SHE WAS SELLING SOME CUPS AND HER LEMONADE PITCHER SPILLED.

DO THE NEIGHBORS JUST SIGN OFF ON HER LEMONADE FOR EVER EVEN AFTER SHE MAKES MORE?!

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)08:54
No.2079848

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2079848 05/22/12(Tue)08:54 No.2079848

>As much as you want to save it for your girlfriend, Pinkie's blowjob skills are too much for you.
>You pull her hair as you shoot your sticky load into her mouth.
>The other two girls obviously aren't pleased with this.
>The blonde roommate picks you up by the throat - holy shit, she is STRONG - and throws you down onto the couch in the living room.
>Now you have three girls staring down furiously at you. Well, two of them are angry. Pinkie is all smiles and giggles, still licking your cum off of her lips.
>And then you notice that another girl is peeking around the corner, peeping in on the action.
>Call Fluttershy out? Let her innocently watch as you're about to get raped by three girls? Something else?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:55
No.2079853

Anonymous No.2079853 05/22/12(Tue)08:55 No.2079853

>>2079841
The community had not invested in little cindy lous lemonade stand so the little bitch can go fuck herself

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:55
No.2079855

Anonymous No.2079855 05/22/12(Tue)08:55 No.2079855

>>2079853
You know what FUCK YOU

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:55
No.2079856

Anonymous No.2079856 05/22/12(Tue)08:55 No.2079856

>>2079848
>rape

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:55
No.2079857

Anonymous No.2079857 05/22/12(Tue)08:55 No.2079857

>>2079836
>Slut
>Standing next to an upstanding citizen, informed of international affairs and making logical counter arguments

hardly, >>2079830 just has her eyes on a good husband

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:56
No.2079858

Anonymous No.2079858 05/22/12(Tue)08:56 No.2079858

>>2079848
fuck it, the >rape shall flow.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:57
No.2079868

Anonymous No.2079868 05/22/12(Tue)08:57 No.2079868

File: 1337691436741.gif-(904 KB, 500x281, 1336297961382.gif)

I kind of want to try being DM in a DND session completely separate from the Old Ironhide Saga. What do. I can't make a better NPC then Noise though

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:58
No.2079877

Anonymous No.2079877 05/22/12(Tue)08:58 No.2079877

Bronycon.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:58
No.2079878

Anonymous No.2079878 05/22/12(Tue)08:58 No.2079878

>>2079848
>Fluttershy sees you getting raped
>rare opportunity for her to be the dom
>she takes it

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)08:59
No.2079884

Anonymous No.2079884 05/22/12(Tue)08:59 No.2079884

File: 1337691588695.png-(49 KB, 420x294, your card.png)

>>2079734
>>2079734
>>2079734

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:01
No.2079896

Anonymous No.2079896 05/22/12(Tue)09:01 No.2079896

>Anyone got the feeling that Trixie is going to get killed off in her next appearance?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:01
No.2079899

Anonymous No.2079899 05/22/12(Tue)09:01 No.2079899

File: 1337691702948.png-(207 KB, 309x308, Capture1.png)

http://www.scribd.com/doc/94234033/Survey-of-the-Brony-Subculture

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)09:03
No.2079909

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2079909 05/22/12(Tue)09:03 No.2079909

>You'd think that being with three women at once would be sexy, but they're about to prove you wrong.
>The blonde roommate yanks your hair back, and she's not gentle about it. With your neck exposed, you can feel your girlfriend biting down on your throat.
>She mounts you without mercy. You can feel your girlfriend's cunt clamping down on your cock.
>The surprises don't end. The blonde is smothering you in her tits. It's hard to breathe.
>The surprises REALLY don't end. You feel a finger penetrating your anus. You would scream if you weren't busy being suffocated. A pink giggle fills your ears.
>And then you realize that all this is being witnessed by that shy roommate.
>Your body spasms from all the stimuli. You can't handle it.
>Your cock twitches as you cum inside your girlfriend. Hey, it's what she wanted after all.
>When your eyes finally open, you see a sight you thought you'd never see. The pink haired girl is wearing a strap-on.
>Is the strap-on for you or for one of the girls?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:03
No.2079914

Anonymous No.2079914 05/22/12(Tue)09:03 No.2079914

>>2079868
Klondike, it's morning, why you not stealing brother's table?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:03
No.2079916

Anonymous No.2079916 05/22/12(Tue)09:03 No.2079916

>>2079899
Excessive length; refrained from perusal.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:03
No.2079917

Anonymous No.2079917 05/22/12(Tue)09:03 No.2079917

>>2079914
I am. I'm working on the friendof- WAIT HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:04
No.2079924

Anonymous No.2079924 05/22/12(Tue)09:04 No.2079924

>>2079909
FOR PINKIEd

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:05
No.2079928

Anonymous No.2079928 05/22/12(Tue)09:05 No.2079928

File: 1337691904573.png-(74 KB, 565x621, Morshu.png)

>>2079490

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:05
No.2079932

Anonymous No.2079932 05/22/12(Tue)09:05 No.2079932

File: 1337691954885.png-(494 KB, 800x800, Fluttershy and the Penguins.png)

>>2079928

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:05
No.2079934

Anonymous No.2079934 05/22/12(Tue)09:05 No.2079934

>>2079909
Us, of course. Who's being punished here?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:06
No.2079938

Anonymous No.2079938 05/22/12(Tue)09:06 No.2079938

File: 1337691974548.gif-(412 KB, 504x584, 1327890639741.gif)

>>2079917
You are easy-tier for me

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:06
No.2079945

Anonymous No.2079945 05/22/12(Tue)09:06 No.2079945

>>2079909
You first, then Pinkie

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)09:07
No.2079951

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2079951 05/22/12(Tue)09:07 No.2079951

>>2079945
>>2079924
Okay, I know I suck at greentext and all that, but we all know that Pinkie is the one wearing the strap-on, right?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:08
No.2079958

Anonymous No.2079958 05/22/12(Tue)09:08 No.2079958

>>2079420
sorry I was away
uh, I think you're doing fine; dialogue is maybe a little too "personalised" to work without speech marks but interactive-greentext style stories don't really require particularly extravagant writing, it's just about the evolving situation more than anything else

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:09
No.2079960

Anonymous No.2079960 05/22/12(Tue)09:09 No.2079960

>>2079951
With "Pinkie haired girl" I thought you were talking about Fluttershy.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:09
No.2079961

Anonymous No.2079961 05/22/12(Tue)09:09 No.2079961

>Season three in a show is usually when shit starts to get real.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:09
No.2079969

Anonymous No.2079969 05/22/12(Tue)09:09 No.2079969

>>2079961
We'll find out Rarity is not a real unicorn.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:10
No.2079972

Anonymous No.2079972 05/22/12(Tue)09:10 No.2079972

File: 1337692216346.png-(202 KB, 900x500, sun_and_moon_dialogue_celestia(...).png)

how about some
> wings

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:10
No.2079973

Anonymous No.2079973 05/22/12(Tue)09:10 No.2079973

>>2079951
Fluttershy has pink hair and I though you were using
>>2079878

still have pinkie peg you and then one of the others after

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:10
No.2079977

Anonymous No.2079977 05/22/12(Tue)09:10 No.2079977

>>2079961
>TNG
>ATLAB
>FireFly
HOLY SHIT

Oh wait, Lost was pretty good UNTIL season 3.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:11
No.2079981

Anonymous No.2079981 05/22/12(Tue)09:11 No.2079981

>>2079972
Not now TAW, we fappin'

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:11
No.2079982

Anonymous No.2079982 05/22/12(Tue)09:11 No.2079982

>>2079972
Celestia's wings are so pretty
it makes me sad whenever I realise I will never be caught between them in her friendly embrace

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:11
No.2079986

Anonymous No.2079986 05/22/12(Tue)09:11 No.2079986

So, shall I run a 'You are now Pinkie Pie' quest, like the Rarity and the Fluttershy ones?

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)09:12
No.2079991

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2079991 05/22/12(Tue)09:12 No.2079991

>>2079973
>>2079960
Oh whoops, forgot that Fluttershy has pink hair too. She's my least favorite pone.

Either way, didn't think pegging would be so popular on MLPG.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:12
No.2079992

Anonymous No.2079992 05/22/12(Tue)09:12 No.2079992

File: 1337692361874.png-(240 KB, 1000x1179, 1299135734319.png)

>>2079972
DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY WINGS? BECAUSE, DAMN, I LOVE WINGS!

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:13
No.2079994

Anonymous No.2079994 05/22/12(Tue)09:13 No.2079994

>>2079986
Wait for PWA to finish

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:13
No.2079995

Anonymous No.2079995 05/22/12(Tue)09:13 No.2079995

>>2079982
And those gentle plumes are the last thing you ever see as they suffocate you in whirl of fluffiness. Celestia's will be done, no one shall ever no humans existed. not even Applejack.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:13
No.2079999

Anonymous No.2079999 05/22/12(Tue)09:13 No.2079999

>>2079994
Ah, I just got here, okay.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:13
No.2080000

Anonymous No.2080000 05/22/12(Tue)09:13 No.2080000

>>2079991
>Either way, didn't think pegging would be so popular on MLPG.
they all want to be the slutty mare

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:14
No.2080005

Anonymous No.2080005 05/22/12(Tue)09:14 No.2080005

>>2079991
It's early morning MLPG, it's prime pegging time

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:14
No.2080006

Anonymous No.2080006 05/22/12(Tue)09:14 No.2080006

Would you hug a flutterfag while dressed as Fluttershy?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:15
No.2080009

Anonymous No.2080009 05/22/12(Tue)09:15 No.2080009

>>2079995
if Celestia decreed I was to be no more, I would be no more.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:15
No.2080010

Anonymous No.2080010 05/22/12(Tue)09:15 No.2080010

File: 1337692514285.gif-(1.89 MB, 236x224, 1320146935365.gif)

>mfw the facebook shares went down $4 in a day
What the fuck did they do?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:15
No.2080011

Anonymous No.2080011 05/22/12(Tue)09:15 No.2080011

>>2079999
Like yesterdays you're rarity one, or not insane?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:15
No.2080015

Anonymous No.2080015 05/22/12(Tue)09:15 No.2080015

File: 1337692540118.jpg-(78 KB, 887x812, 15-4dcc56b2fe.jpg)

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:15
No.2080019

Anonymous No.2080019 05/22/12(Tue)09:15 No.2080019

File: 1337692548927.gif-(415 KB, 664x405, 1323206408040.gif)

I WROTE HER OFF FOR THE TENTH TIME TODAY
PRACTICED ALL THE THINGS I WOULD SAY

SHE CAME OVER, I LOST MY NERVE.
I TOOK HER BACK AND MADE HER DESSERT.

I KNOW I'M BEING USED
THAT'S OKAY MAN CAUSE I LIKE THE ABUSE

I KNOW SHE'S PLAYING WITH ME
THAT'S OKAY CAUSE I GOT NO SELF ESTEEEM

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:16
No.2080021

Anonymous No.2080021 05/22/12(Tue)09:16 No.2080021

>>2080010
The whole markets over inflated as it is, I would not be surprised to see the bubble burst, as it has done so before.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:16
No.2080022

Anonymous No.2080022 05/22/12(Tue)09:16 No.2080022

>>2080006
Is the flutterfag a busty, very slightly soft girl with voluminous pink hair? If so yes

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:16
No.2080023

Anonymous No.2080023 05/22/12(Tue)09:16 No.2080023

>>2080010
I was just talking about this with my cousin. I can't see Facebook stocks going up. It already hit the height of its popularity

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:16
No.2080027

Anonymous No.2080027 05/22/12(Tue)09:16 No.2080027

>>2080015
Poor AJ

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:17
No.2080033

Anonymous No.2080033 05/22/12(Tue)09:17 No.2080033

>>2080023
Of course they won't go up, but how did they fuck up so hard?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:17
No.2080034

Anonymous No.2080034 05/22/12(Tue)09:17 No.2080034

>>2080011
Yes like yesterdays Rarity one.
We weren't insane.
I just follow what the anons tell me to do.
Except raping and killing.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:17
No.2080036

Anonymous No.2080036 05/22/12(Tue)09:17 No.2080036

File: 1337692673151.jpg-(246 KB, 655x640, AJ Sad Bucking.jpg)

>>2080027

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:17
No.2080037

Anonymous No.2080037 05/22/12(Tue)09:17 No.2080037

>>2080010
>They launched at $38
>$38
>For a social networking site
>because they are such sound investments

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:18
No.2080040

Anonymous No.2080040 05/22/12(Tue)09:18 No.2080040

File: 1337692684691.jpg-(1.22 MB, 1364x2376, 118096 - artist limrei celesti(...).jpg)

>>2079992

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:18
No.2080042

Anonymous No.2080042 05/22/12(Tue)09:18 No.2080042

File: 1337692687922.jpg-(54 KB, 649x681, 1333834449049.jpg)

>>2080015
Would you hug an Applejack after she see's her popularity and cheer her up?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:18
No.2080049

Anonymous No.2080049 05/22/12(Tue)09:18 No.2080049

>>2080010
drop the bourse!

https://www.google.com/finance?client=ob&q=NASDAQ:FB
(Can't wait for NASDAQ to open, was really funny yesterday)

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:18
No.2080050

Anonymous No.2080050 05/22/12(Tue)09:18 No.2080050

>>2080042
It's all I've ever wanted to do.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:19
No.2080051

Anonymous No.2080051 05/22/12(Tue)09:19 No.2080051

>>2080023
>>2080010
>>2080021
Does no-one read the news?
Facebook just had their IPO a few days ago
They set the price for the IPO, and now the market is adjusting

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:19
No.2080052

Anonymous No.2080052 05/22/12(Tue)09:19 No.2080052

File: 1337692747359.gif-(2.27 MB, 350x320, 9882 - airplane animated dance(...).gif)

I BELIEVE I CAN SEE THE FUTURE
CAUSE I REPEAT THE SAME ROUTINE
I THINK I USED TO HAVE A PURPOSE
THEN AGAIN IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A DREAM
I THINK I USED TO HAVE A VOICE
NOW I NEVER MAKE A SOUND
I JUST DO WHAT I AM TOLD
I REALLY DON'T WANT THEM TO COME AROUND OH NO
EVERY DAY IS EXACTLY THE SAME
EVERYDAY IS EXACTLY THE SAME
THERE IS NO LIFE HERE AND THERE IS NO PAIN

EVERYDAY IS EXACTLY THE SAME.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:20
No.2080061

Anonymous No.2080061 05/22/12(Tue)09:20 No.2080061

http://www.legendsofequestria.com/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klzDkDsbNAk

Thoughts, MLPG?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:20
No.2080065

Anonymous No.2080065 05/22/12(Tue)09:20 No.2080065

>>2080010
Can someone link me to this video? I lost it from my Favs

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:20
No.2080066

Anonymous No.2080066 05/22/12(Tue)09:20 No.2080066

>>2080052
that album was way better than year zero.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:20
No.2080071

Anonymous No.2080071 05/22/12(Tue)09:20 No.2080071

File: 1337692850021.gif-(426 KB, 180x240, 6902 - animated Blinkie_Pie da(...).gif)

OH I SAID PLEASE DON'T TELL ME DOWN, I'M JUST NOW STANDING UP

I'VE MADE SOME BIG MISTAKES, I WANT TO GET FUCKED UP

JUST LIKE I USED TO DO, WITH MY DADDY PRESIDENT.

I WILL BREAK ALL THE RULES OH I WILL HAVE NO REGRETS.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:20
No.2080072

Anonymous No.2080072 05/22/12(Tue)09:20 No.2080072

>>2080061
NO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKSNO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKSNO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKSNO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKSNO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKSNO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKSNO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKSNO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKSNO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKSNO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKSNO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKSNO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKSNO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKSNO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKSNO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKSNO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKSNO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKSNO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKSNO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKSNO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKSNO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKSNO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKSNO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKSNO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKSNO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKSNO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKSNO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKSNO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKSNO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKSNO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKSNO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKSNO CUSTOM CUTIE MARKS

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:21
No.2080074

Anonymous No.2080074 05/22/12(Tue)09:21 No.2080074

>>2080051
Regardless that does not change anything on my opinion. I still believe they are way over valued.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:21
No.2080077

Anonymous No.2080077 05/22/12(Tue)09:21 No.2080077

File: 1337692872268.jpg-(94 KB, 800x541, wingssmallerthan.jpg)

>>2080040

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:21
No.2080078

Anonymous No.2080078 05/22/12(Tue)09:21 No.2080078

>>2080052
>Ctrl C
>Ctrl K
>Ctrl V
>Nine Inch Nails
really? Have you told /mu/ about this?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:21
No.2080080

Anonymous No.2080080 05/22/12(Tue)09:21 No.2080080

>>2080061
>G-mod skins

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:21
No.2080081

Anonymous No.2080081 05/22/12(Tue)09:21 No.2080081

File: 1337692890492.png-(164 KB, 612x633, 1314466342341.png)

>>2080061
>brony chatroom with shitty OCs all over the place

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:22
No.2080093

Anonymous No.2080093 05/22/12(Tue)09:22 No.2080093

File: 1337692931129.gif-(230 KB, 500x500, 1325490228460.gif)

>>2080061
>can't play as a Donkey, Bison, Diamond Dog, Griffon or a Zebra.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:22
No.2080094

Anonymous No.2080094 05/22/12(Tue)09:22 No.2080094

>>2080061
I can smeel the ERP

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:23
No.2080097

Anonymous No.2080097 05/22/12(Tue)09:23 No.2080097

File: 1337692985549.gif-(1.2 MB, 640x360, 1332695104574.gif)

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:23
No.2080098

Anonymous No.2080098 05/22/12(Tue)09:23 No.2080098

File: 1337692985686.jpg-(99 KB, 964x711, yes such wings are possible.jpg)

>>2080077

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:23
No.2080101

Anonymous No.2080101 05/22/12(Tue)09:23 No.2080101

File: 1337693023846.gif-(444 KB, 455x426, 1326077528290.gif)

>>2080094
>>2080081
We are going to invade and cause shit when it comes out right?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:24
No.2080105

Anonymous No.2080105 05/22/12(Tue)09:24 No.2080105

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCh_FgNqqAk&feature=related

OH FUCK WHAT THE FUCK NO FUCK WHAT

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:24
No.2080108

Anonymous No.2080108 05/22/12(Tue)09:24 No.2080108

>>2080093
There's still MLPGDND

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:24
No.2080109

Anonymous No.2080109 05/22/12(Tue)09:24 No.2080109

>>2080061
I just want a MMO as open as old Ultima Online with pones

>>2080094
Apparently they're making it kid friendly and will have mods and strict wordfilters

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)09:24
No.2080111

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2080111 05/22/12(Tue)09:24 No.2080111

>You feel a plastic tip pressing against your anus.
>Wait wait, isn't this backwards?
>You'd protest, except the blonde is holding you down. And holy shit, you can't struggle against her.
>You feel about ready to explode when she pushes in. She's not even gentle, and rams herself in to the hilt.
>You gasp in pain, but it's swallowed by your girlfriend. Her mouth is clamped over yours while her hand strokes your cock up and down.
>Meanwhile, the blonde roommate is resting her tits on your face. This would be heaven if you weren't busy getting plowed like a bitch.
>You bite down on your girlfriend's lip. The combined sensations of being fucked in the ass while getting a handjob from your girlfriend piles up quickly.
>You blow your load all over your girlfriend's hand and stomach. Of course, that elicits the response that you weren't supposed to cum just yet.
>How do they punish you? Get creative with this one.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:25
No.2080118

Anonymous No.2080118 05/22/12(Tue)09:25 No.2080118

>>2080101
Maybe in the summer

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:25
No.2080119

Anonymous No.2080119 05/22/12(Tue)09:25 No.2080119

File: 1337693106472.png-(181 KB, 866x922, 132111401844.png)

>>2080108
You always know what to say
to brighten up my day

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:25
No.2080120

Anonymous No.2080120 05/22/12(Tue)09:25 No.2080120

>>2080109
>Apparently they're making it kid friendly and will have mods and strict wordfilters
Flop of the millenium

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:25
No.2080121

Anonymous No.2080121 05/22/12(Tue)09:25 No.2080121

File: 1337693123744.jpg-(22 KB, 332x500, 1336468429683.jpg)

>>2080097
>>2080098

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:25
No.2080123

Anonymous No.2080123 05/22/12(Tue)09:25 No.2080123

File: 1337693134645.gif-(1.09 MB, 840x470, 1334556793914.gif)

>>2080097

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:26
No.2080131

Anonymous No.2080131 05/22/12(Tue)09:26 No.2080131

>>2080119
I love you too, you filthy zebra nigger!

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:26
No.2080132

Anonymous No.2080132 05/22/12(Tue)09:26 No.2080132

>>2080101
I hope it has PK.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:26
No.2080133

Anonymous No.2080133 05/22/12(Tue)09:26 No.2080133

File: 1337693179745.jpg-(317 KB, 950x633, wings1.jpg)

>>2080098

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:26
No.2080135

Anonymous No.2080135 05/22/12(Tue)09:26 No.2080135

>>2080111
Rape, a lot of rape

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:26
No.2080137

Anonymous No.2080137 05/22/12(Tue)09:26 No.2080137

File: 1337693211987.png-(354 KB, 900x977, 1336310747129.png)

Would you eat a Junior Spesh with Zecora?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:27
No.2080144

Anonymous No.2080144 05/22/12(Tue)09:27 No.2080144

Haha they didn't hotfix that resplendent chest, time to exploit

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:28
No.2080153

Anonymous No.2080153 05/22/12(Tue)09:28 No.2080153

>>2080111
Let them call Rarity, she'll know what to do.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:28
No.2080154

Anonymous No.2080154 05/22/12(Tue)09:28 No.2080154

>>2080123
she really is the cutest little thing, isn't she?
I'd love to strip that suit off of her body as she rests tired, panting, and sweaty

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:28
No.2080155

Anonymous No.2080155 05/22/12(Tue)09:28 No.2080155

File: 1337693303251.jpg-(65 KB, 911x960, bra horse.jpg)

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:28
No.2080157

Anonymous No.2080157 05/22/12(Tue)09:28 No.2080157

File: 1337693306140.gif-(1.45 MB, 681x391, 97200 - animated spike zecora.gif)

>>2080137
Why does this question exist?
Hanging out with Zecora would be the ....BIST.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:28
No.2080159

Anonymous No.2080159 05/22/12(Tue)09:28 No.2080159

Why are white ponies all the best? Shit's uncanny.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:29
No.2080162

Anonymous No.2080162 05/22/12(Tue)09:29 No.2080162

>>2080159
But pink is not white

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:30
No.2080172

Anonymous No.2080172 05/22/12(Tue)09:30 No.2080172

File: 1337693433146.jpg-(159 KB, 879x908, 1325868411571.jpg)

In my headcanon, Zecora is easier to charm if you talk in rhymes. She doesn't exactly orgasm over a good rhyme but she's easily impressed by them.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:30
No.2080173

Anonymous No.2080173 05/22/12(Tue)09:30 No.2080173

File: 1337693436925.jpg-(61 KB, 757x1055, paint_practice_01_by_datsmutti(...).jpg)

>>2080159
>>2080159
>>2080159
>>2080159
>>2080159
>>2080159
>>2080159
How about naked ponies? COMPLETELY naked?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:30
No.2080174

Anonymous No.2080174 05/22/12(Tue)09:30 No.2080174

>>2080159
You mean like Shining Armor?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:30
No.2080175

Anonymous No.2080175 05/22/12(Tue)09:30 No.2080175

>>2080162
Celestia>Cadence

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:32
No.2080188

Anonymous No.2080188 05/22/12(Tue)09:32 No.2080188

>>2080175
Celestia is not white.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:32
No.2080193

Anonymous No.2080193 05/22/12(Tue)09:32 No.2080193

>>2080172
What if she does?

> that feel when you can make her cum 10-20 times in a row
I bet it would feel good.

MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr
05/22/12(Tue)09:32
No.2080194

MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr No.2080194 05/22/12(Tue)09:32 No.2080194

>>2080174
>>2080175
I think Shining Armor and Cadance are both really good pones

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)09:32
No.2080195

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2080195 05/22/12(Tue)09:32 No.2080195

>>2080135
Think this is losing steam. Might just go to bed and start a new one the next time I'm in MLPG.

In like two months.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:33
No.2080198

Anonymous No.2080198 05/22/12(Tue)09:33 No.2080198

File: 1337693584574.jpg-(178 KB, 576x497, 1300425601966.jpg)

>>2080173
NOT NAKED ENOUGH

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:33
No.2080199

Anonymous No.2080199 05/22/12(Tue)09:33 No.2080199

>>2080194
Well then you are my nigga

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:33
No.2080200

Anonymous No.2080200 05/22/12(Tue)09:33 No.2080200

>>2080198
Would you a Lich Twilight?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:33
No.2080201

Anonymous No.2080201 05/22/12(Tue)09:33 No.2080201

>>2080194
I think Cant Dance redeemed herself.

SA did not.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:33
No.2080204

Anonymous No.2080204 05/22/12(Tue)09:33 No.2080204

>>2080111
They stick a pen in our cock

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:34
No.2080208

Anonymous No.2080208 05/22/12(Tue)09:34 No.2080208

>>2080193
>this guy fucking destroys her
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6XLswqiX0s

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:34
No.2080213

Anonymous No.2080213 05/22/12(Tue)09:34 No.2080213

>>2080198
I would but where?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:35
No.2080214

Anonymous No.2080214 05/22/12(Tue)09:35 No.2080214

File: 1337693707194.png-(75 KB, 526x617, 1327468447554.png)

>>2080193
>break in
>She protests
>Start rhyming
>She keeps cumming every line
>Begs me to stop when I get to the third verse.

MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr
05/22/12(Tue)09:35
No.2080219

MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr No.2080219 05/22/12(Tue)09:35 No.2080219

File: 1337693752878.jpg-(16 KB, 420x201, Brohoofist.jpg)

>>2080199
Aww yeah
>>2080201
SA didn't really do anything spectacular, but I think the fact that he maintained a force field that kept out an army for 90% of the episode is pretty cool

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:36
No.2080225

Anonymous No.2080225 05/22/12(Tue)09:36 No.2080225

>>2080200
What if we were both liches and became each other's phylacteries

Then we can be waifu and husbando forever

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:37
No.2080226

Anonymous No.2080226 05/22/12(Tue)09:37 No.2080226

>>2080200
>not being a lich with Twilight
>not being each others phylacteries
>not spending eternity having slightly bony cuddles

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:37
No.2080230

Anonymous No.2080230 05/22/12(Tue)09:37 No.2080230

>>2080225
>>2080226
Hahaha

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:37
No.2080233

Anonymous No.2080233 05/22/12(Tue)09:37 No.2080233

>I went to bed during the discussion about everyone getting molested and the shota Spike molestation shit
What happened since then?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:38
No.2080234

Anonymous No.2080234 05/22/12(Tue)09:38 No.2080234

>>2080225
>>2080226
1 post apart
that's impressive

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:38
No.2080238

Anonymous No.2080238 05/22/12(Tue)09:38 No.2080238

>>2080225
But undead Twilight is not so pretty and good smelling and cute.
Undead Twilight is outright bad.

I'd rather have her die of age than to witness her becoming undead.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:38
No.2080239

Anonymous No.2080239 05/22/12(Tue)09:38 No.2080239

File: 1337693929583.png-(52 KB, 573x393, sad.png)

MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr
05/22/12(Tue)09:39
No.2080241

MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr No.2080241 05/22/12(Tue)09:39 No.2080241

>>2080225
>>2080226
>being each other's phylacteries
You two would be HYPER EZMODO to kill compared to other liches

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:39
No.2080243

Anonymous No.2080243 05/22/12(Tue)09:39 No.2080243

File: 1337693968094.png-(253 KB, 585x341, 162868 - accidental_innuendo d(...).png)

>>2080219
Roonga

What do you think of Gustave?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:39
No.2080245

Anonymous No.2080245 05/22/12(Tue)09:39 No.2080245

>>2080238
But being a lich would probably be great for Twilight
eternal knowledge and shit

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:40
No.2080252

Anonymous No.2080252 05/22/12(Tue)09:40 No.2080252

>>2080241
>Twilight is OP in life
>Twilight would be 100% bonafide immortal with eternity to study
>She can send just some of her bubble shields my way

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:41
No.2080262

Anonymous No.2080262 05/22/12(Tue)09:41 No.2080262

>>2080245
Yes, but she would lose all her friends.
Celestia would disown her.
It's simply not worth it.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:42
No.2080266

Anonymous No.2080266 05/22/12(Tue)09:42 No.2080266

>>2080238
I don't mind as long as she still has the personality of Twilight

My bones on her bones might feel good

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:42
No.2080267

Anonymous No.2080267 05/22/12(Tue)09:42 No.2080267

>>2080252
She would probably become a lich deity.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:43
No.2080273

Anonymous No.2080273 05/22/12(Tue)09:43 No.2080273

>>2080262
>Implying Celestia isn't a Lich
>Implying she didn't spend eternity developing memory foam flesh

MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr
05/22/12(Tue)09:43
No.2080274

MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr No.2080274 05/22/12(Tue)09:43 No.2080274

>>2080243
I thought Gustave was p. cool, and I really liked the silent film scene, but he just wasn't in the episode enough for me to judge him beyond that.
>>2080252
Yeah, but she could just do that with an inanimate phylactery. Having a phylactery that is another person, or lich, is just a liability, especially if you are in the same place at the same time.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:43
No.2080283

Anonymous No.2080283 05/22/12(Tue)09:43 No.2080283

>>2080273
Hello new headcanon.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:45
No.2080292

Anonymous No.2080292 05/22/12(Tue)09:45 No.2080292

>>2080225
>>2080226
>>2080274
I've always wondered why liches don't just make themselves indestructible.

I'm sure there is some sort of "adamantium bones" spell or something.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:45
No.2080294

Anonymous No.2080294 05/22/12(Tue)09:45 No.2080294

File: 1337694341781.png-(95 KB, 271x209, securitygaurd.png)

What the fuck is a lich?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:46
No.2080302

Anonymous No.2080302 05/22/12(Tue)09:46 No.2080302

>>2080238
I like ponies because they are pretty and good smelling and cute, but I like their personalities better.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:46
No.2080303

Anonymous No.2080303 05/22/12(Tue)09:46 No.2080303

>>2080294
What the fuck is a gaurd?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:47
No.2080307

Anonymous No.2080307 05/22/12(Tue)09:47 No.2080307

File: 1337694433642.gif-(2.34 MB, 495x360, 1337625311533.gif)

Friendoff is in eight days.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:47
No.2080308

Anonymous No.2080308 05/22/12(Tue)09:47 No.2080308

File: 1337694435584.jpg-(46 KB, 656x598, The_Lich.jpg)

>>2080294
>not knowing what Liches are

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:48
No.2080314

Anonymous No.2080314 05/22/12(Tue)09:48 No.2080314

>>2080302
So you would like to be together a rotting heap of bone and flesh for the personality?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:48
No.2080317

Anonymous No.2080317 05/22/12(Tue)09:48 No.2080317

>>2080307
>not in neight days

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:48
No.2080318

Anonymous No.2080318 05/22/12(Tue)09:48 No.2080318

>>2080307
....shit i haven't started

real life crap suuuuuuucks

MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr
05/22/12(Tue)09:48
No.2080319

MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr No.2080319 05/22/12(Tue)09:48 No.2080319

>>2080294
Wizard who has sealed a part of his soul into an object - his phylactery, which causes them to be effectively immortal, however, if the phylactery is destroyed, they can be, too, so normally liches tend to stow their phylactery away safely, and NOT keep it with or around them.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:49
No.2080323

Anonymous No.2080323 05/22/12(Tue)09:49 No.2080323

>>2080318
Yeah that's why I posted it. I figured people would be forgetful. especially artists

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:49
No.2080326

Anonymous No.2080326 05/22/12(Tue)09:49 No.2080326

>>2080319
I always wondered, is it possible to have a grain of sand as one's phylactery?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:49
No.2080332

Anonymous No.2080332 05/22/12(Tue)09:49 No.2080332

>>2080319
>and NOT keep it with or around them.
That's how it would make sense.
But in most movies/games/novels they are so retarded that they are flinging it around their bodies so they can be destroyed easily.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:50
No.2080333

Anonymous No.2080333 05/22/12(Tue)09:50 No.2080333

>>2080294

You mean fantasy or IRL liches?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:50
No.2080334

Anonymous No.2080334 05/22/12(Tue)09:50 No.2080334

>>2080317
Out.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:50
No.2080337

Anonymous No.2080337 05/22/12(Tue)09:50 No.2080337

>>2080326
>not having a neutrino as a phylactery

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:50
No.2080338

Anonymous No.2080338 05/22/12(Tue)09:50 No.2080338

>>2080326
I don't think a grain of sand can hold a soul.

>>2080333
Wait, there are IRL liches?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:51
No.2080341

Anonymous No.2080341 05/22/12(Tue)09:51 No.2080341

>>2080307
>durl

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:51
No.2080348

Anonymous No.2080348 05/22/12(Tue)09:51 No.2080348

>>2080338
>Wait, there are IRL liches?
As far as I know lich is an old word for corpse in german or some other language from europe

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:52
No.2080351

Anonymous No.2080351 05/22/12(Tue)09:52 No.2080351

>>2080338

>He hasn't heard about IRL liches.

Get on my /x/ level.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:54
No.2080363

Anonymous No.2080363 05/22/12(Tue)09:54 No.2080363

Party.mov is out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG8V_rs6e7E

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:54
No.2080364

Anonymous No.2080364 05/22/12(Tue)09:54 No.2080364

>>2080351
Only good thing about /x/ is the stories and pictures of people exploring abandoned houses and things like that, because I do that with my friend as well, and shit is interesting as fuck.
There's no feeling like exploring an abandoned soviet barrack and finding a uniform.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:55
No.2080368

Anonymous No.2080368 05/22/12(Tue)09:55 No.2080368

>>2080363
I need to get the youtube embed and link highlighter working on Linux.
Got me.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:55
No.2080369

Anonymous No.2080369 05/22/12(Tue)09:55 No.2080369

>>2080363
hueheuhehueuhehueuhehu. Nice try.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:56
No.2080375

Anonymous No.2080375 05/22/12(Tue)09:56 No.2080375

>>2080338
>>2080348
Lik (Swedish) and Liechen (German) means corpse.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:56
No.2080377

Anonymous No.2080377 05/22/12(Tue)09:56 No.2080377

File: 1337694985559.jpg-(70 KB, 500x628, Costanza.jpg)

>>2080363
>not using youtube link enablers

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:56
No.2080378

Anonymous No.2080378 05/22/12(Tue)09:56 No.2080378

>>2080375
>Liechen
Leiche.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:57
No.2080381

Anonymous No.2080381 05/22/12(Tue)09:57 No.2080381

>>2080377
I blame my computer.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:57
No.2080382

Anonymous No.2080382 05/22/12(Tue)09:57 No.2080382

>>2080363
Wow, that was a blast from the past.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J4LCXbUy6w

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:57
No.2080384

Anonymous No.2080384 05/22/12(Tue)09:57 No.2080384

File: 1337695052102.png-(930 KB, 1280x720, 1288030482627.png)

>>2080363
I remember watching this on the day it came out. God I fucking loved this show more than any normal man should have.

I don't love it as much any more... The magic is gone

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:57
No.2080385

Anonymous No.2080385 05/22/12(Tue)09:57 No.2080385

>>2080378
Oh right, I haven't polished the old German in a long time.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:58
No.2080389

Anonymous No.2080389 05/22/12(Tue)09:58 No.2080389

Would you live in Equestria if every single pony had a British accent and would talk like British people?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOi3StWmG7A

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:58
No.2080391

Anonymous No.2080391 05/22/12(Tue)09:58 No.2080391

>>2080385
Leiche isnt "old" though. It still gets used

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:58
No.2080392

Anonymous No.2080392 05/22/12(Tue)09:58 No.2080392

>>2080382
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD60KoZuueA

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:59
No.2080394

Anonymous No.2080394 05/22/12(Tue)09:59 No.2080394

>>2080382
TROUBLE IS A FRIEND WAS BETTER.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)09:59
No.2080395

Anonymous No.2080395 05/22/12(Tue)09:59 No.2080395

>>2080389
You make it sound like it would be worse

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:00
No.2080397

Anonymous No.2080397 05/22/12(Tue)10:00 No.2080397

>>2080389
Considering there are britfags here, i'll ask:

What TYPE of 'british' accent? Theres quite a few of them.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:00
No.2080398

Anonymous No.2080398 05/22/12(Tue)10:00 No.2080398

>>2080391
I don't think there's an old word for it.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:00
No.2080401

Anonymous No.2080401 05/22/12(Tue)10:00 No.2080401

>>2080389
No.

Fuck no.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:00
No.2080404

Anonymous No.2080404 05/22/12(Tue)10:00 No.2080404

>>2080389
OI GOVNA

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:02
No.2080405

Anonymous No.2080405 05/22/12(Tue)10:02 No.2080405

What if I told you Equestira was a real place in Canada?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:02
No.2080407

Anonymous No.2080407 05/22/12(Tue)10:02 No.2080407

>>2080394
No lip sync. Anyone can put pone to music.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:02
No.2080410

Anonymous No.2080410 05/22/12(Tue)10:02 No.2080410

>>2080405
No, it's in Africa.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:03
No.2080415

Anonymous No.2080415 05/22/12(Tue)10:03 No.2080415

File: 1337695417182.jpg-(57 KB, 400x426, que.jpg)

>>2080389
WHAT THE FUCK IS A HULABOLOO?

Do you guys really say this?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:03
No.2080419

Anonymous No.2080419 05/22/12(Tue)10:03 No.2080419

File: 1337695439917.jpg-(664 KB, 500x3777, equestria, africa.jpg)

>>2080410
niggers

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:04
No.2080420

Anonymous No.2080420 05/22/12(Tue)10:04 No.2080420

>>2080405
Canada doesn't real.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:05
No.2080425

Anonymous No.2080425 05/22/12(Tue)10:05 No.2080425

>>2080392
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNDMEVJzvfQ

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:07
No.2080430

Anonymous No.2080430 05/22/12(Tue)10:07 No.2080430

>>2080425
Does anyone remember the one that was mainly Chief Thunder Hooves and his gang.

I can't remember if it was called Duels or Battles or something similar.

EQD used to have them all listed but its EQD so obviously they fucked that up

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:07
No.2080432

Anonymous No.2080432 05/22/12(Tue)10:07 No.2080432

>>2080425
I just want to listen to Pinkie Pie all day long.

;_;

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:07
No.2080434

Anonymous No.2080434 05/22/12(Tue)10:07 No.2080434

File: 1337695650919.png-(242 KB, 500x500, 1337583396.puskunk4_mlpenningt(...).png)

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:08
No.2080438

Anonymous No.2080438 05/22/12(Tue)10:08 No.2080438

>>2080434
Fart fetishists are the fucking worst

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:08
No.2080441

Anonymous No.2080441 05/22/12(Tue)10:08 No.2080441

>>2080425
Best ytp that is not Dikeike

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGSmdOlRokM

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:09
No.2080446

Anonymous No.2080446 05/22/12(Tue)10:09 No.2080446

>>2080438
all fetishists are bad

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:10
No.2080451

Anonymous No.2080451 05/22/12(Tue)10:10 No.2080451

>>2080441
That video has to be the one good YTP. I lost my shit. Those were the days.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:12
No.2080461

Anonymous No.2080461 05/22/12(Tue)10:12 No.2080461

>>2080451
>Those were the days.
>2011

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:12
No.2080465

Anonymous No.2080465 05/22/12(Tue)10:12 No.2080465

>>2080451
Meh, What a Story Mark Crusaders was good too.
And as I said, most of Dikekike's stuff.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:15
No.2080473

Anonymous No.2080473 05/22/12(Tue)10:15 No.2080473

Let's not forget

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zHZj8Xp-Ik

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:16
No.2080478

Anonymous No.2080478 05/22/12(Tue)10:16 No.2080478

>that feel when the General is dead because everyone is watching old youtube poops

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:17
No.2080483

Anonymous No.2080483 05/22/12(Tue)10:17 No.2080483

>>2080478
see

>>2080461

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:17
No.2080487

Anonymous No.2080487 05/22/12(Tue)10:17 No.2080487

>>2080478
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

THINGS WERE BETTER BACK THEN

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:18
No.2080491

Anonymous No.2080491 05/22/12(Tue)10:18 No.2080491

>>2080483
I wish it was the May of 2011 again.
I was so happy back then.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:18
No.2080493

Anonymous No.2080493 05/22/12(Tue)10:18 No.2080493

>>2080487
No it wasn't.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:18
No.2080494

Anonymous No.2080494 05/22/12(Tue)10:18 No.2080494

>>2080487
I UNDERSTAND IT, I WAS HERE!

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:18
No.2080498

Anonymous No.2080498 05/22/12(Tue)10:18 No.2080498

>>2080478
>That feel when some things you liked are goen due to copyright claims
>entire channels of old humour you once watched, gone

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:18
No.2080499

Anonymous No.2080499 05/22/12(Tue)10:18 No.2080499

>>2080473
Football!

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:18
No.2080503

Anonymous No.2080503 05/22/12(Tue)10:18 No.2080503

File: 1337696334898.jpg-(25 KB, 320x240, 1224507407239.jpg)

>>2080491
I wish it 2007 again

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:20
No.2080512

Anonymous No.2080512 05/22/12(Tue)10:20 No.2080512

>>2080498
There was a fucking good YTP called Friendship Is no longer available due to copyright claims.
The original is gone forever.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:22
No.2080526

Anonymous No.2080526 05/22/12(Tue)10:22 No.2080526

>>2080441
You know, that had a lot of Renard and Renard inspired stuff.

I kinda like Renard. Does that make me a furry?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:22
No.2080527

Anonymous No.2080527 05/22/12(Tue)10:22 No.2080527

This thread could use some images

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:22
No.2080528

Anonymous No.2080528 05/22/12(Tue)10:22 No.2080528

>>2080434
WELL FUCK.

I made this post like one hour ago but never noticed I mistyped the verification, I wanted to post it anyway

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:22
No.2080532

Anonymous No.2080532 05/22/12(Tue)10:22 No.2080532

>>2080498
>>2080512
There are a bunch of pone YTP's archived here
http://mc.braxnet.org/pony/

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:22
No.2080535

Anonymous No.2080535 05/22/12(Tue)10:22 No.2080535

>>2080512
What? That's no longer available? I have it downloaded. 9 min 19s long, seems to be 480p.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:23
No.2080540

Anonymous No.2080540 05/22/12(Tue)10:23 No.2080540

>>2080512
There's a million reuploads though.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:23
No.2080545

Anonymous No.2080545 05/22/12(Tue)10:23 No.2080545

>go through the archived MLPG
>GG drew applejack naga/lamina/snakepony thing

oh dear

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:24
No.2080546

Anonymous No.2080546 05/22/12(Tue)10:24 No.2080546

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgqGb8fclDA&
Complete with making fun of Bronies,

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:25
No.2080552

Anonymous No.2080552 05/22/12(Tue)10:25 No.2080552

File: 1337696702567.png-(125 KB, 385x383, best pony is upside down and f(...).png)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2X7eMiPtVE

Best ponoe.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:25
No.2080554

Anonymous No.2080554 05/22/12(Tue)10:25 No.2080554

>>2080512
Masterlinkx made it iirc, right?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:25
No.2080557

Anonymous No.2080557 05/22/12(Tue)10:25 No.2080557

>>2080552
That is not [insert CMC member here]

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:26
No.2080559

Anonymous No.2080559 05/22/12(Tue)10:26 No.2080559

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHRRhUKaWes

Here we go

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:26
No.2080561

Anonymous No.2080561 05/22/12(Tue)10:26 No.2080561

File: 1337696814986.jpg-(146 KB, 512x512, best pone.jpg)

This is the best pone video ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLTdueVxwk4

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:27
No.2080563

Anonymous No.2080563 05/22/12(Tue)10:27 No.2080563

>>2080503
Kroboproductions would still be posting about how Jet has penis cancer or King Croc anally regurgitates a cat.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:28
No.2080573

Anonymous No.2080573 05/22/12(Tue)10:28 No.2080573

I wish it was 2006 again, when the Generals were good.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:28
No.2080576

Anonymous No.2080576 05/22/12(Tue)10:28 No.2080576

>>2080563
Weren't those things from late 2008? Sorry that's when I stopped when I stopped watching YTP

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:29
No.2080578

Anonymous No.2080578 05/22/12(Tue)10:29 No.2080578

>>2080573
Stop making fun of us, newcomer who can't nostalgia over good old times!

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:29
No.2080579

Anonymous No.2080579 05/22/12(Tue)10:29 No.2080579

>>2080573
The generals were never good.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:29
No.2080580

Anonymous No.2080580 05/22/12(Tue)10:29 No.2080580

>>2080561
Not sure if this is better than My Real Ponies or not, but it's close.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:31
No.2080588

Anonymous No.2080588 05/22/12(Tue)10:31 No.2080588

>>2080576
No, he was working on better stuff then, he did Green eggs and eggs in early 2008.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:32
No.2080592

Anonymous No.2080592 05/22/12(Tue)10:32 No.2080592

File: 1337697128941.jpg-(49 KB, 248x248, Wielder's_Hand_(large).jpg)

>>2080573
I wish it was 2005 again. So I can get all the knowledge I know now and be a rich fucker in Guild Wars 1.

Speaking of which, have you rub your favorite unicorn/alicorn's horn yet? If so, how did they react?

>>2080561
Man, I like the way she crack her voice. So adorable.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:33
No.2080602

Anonymous No.2080602 05/22/12(Tue)10:33 No.2080602

What if Dee Dee from Dexter's Lab is actually Pinkie Pie?
She somehow got there, and she knows she is in a cartoon, that's why she can break the 4th wall.
Think about it, it makes perfect sense.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXv9Pc7Q8Gs

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:35
No.2080613

Anonymous No.2080613 05/22/12(Tue)10:35 No.2080613

>>2080592
But a unicorn horn is a phallic motif and that makes it gay.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:36
No.2080618

Anonymous No.2080618 05/22/12(Tue)10:36 No.2080618

>>2080613
But it belongs to a female

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:37
No.2080622

Anonymous No.2080622 05/22/12(Tue)10:37 No.2080622

we ded

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:38
No.2080631

Anonymous No.2080631 05/22/12(Tue)10:38 No.2080631

>>2080618
Maybe if it was Twilight's horn and she liked it very much.
But it would still be awkward.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:39
No.2080635

Anonymous No.2080635 05/22/12(Tue)10:39 No.2080635

File: 1337697572930.png-(2.27 MB, 1920x1080, 1335330243223.png)

>>2080622
Time for chrysalis

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:40
No.2080645

Anonymous No.2080645 05/22/12(Tue)10:40 No.2080645

we ded

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:40
No.2080648

Anonymous No.2080648 05/22/12(Tue)10:40 No.2080648

>>2080631
Just imagine being pleasured by magic

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:41
No.2080649

Anonymous No.2080649 05/22/12(Tue)10:41 No.2080649

File: 1337697672478.gif-(457 KB, 382x405, 1324844967037.gif)

QUICK POST A PIC OF YOUR FAVORITE PONAE

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:42
No.2080661

Anonymous No.2080661 05/22/12(Tue)10:42 No.2080661

File: 1337697754335.jpg-(257 KB, 1024x1024, 1.jpg)

>>2080649
OK

THIS IS HER

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:42
No.2080663

Anonymous No.2080663 05/22/12(Tue)10:42 No.2080663

File: 1337697765144.jpg-(397 KB, 1920x1083, 1333662029176.jpg)

>>2080649

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:43
No.2080666

Anonymous No.2080666 05/22/12(Tue)10:43 No.2080666

File: 1337697826870.png-(Spoiler Image, 119 KB, 571x562, 1298140629390.png)

>>2080649

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:43
No.2080668

Anonymous No.2080668 05/22/12(Tue)10:43 No.2080668

File: 1337697828479.png-(957 KB, 2300x1200, 1331921205902.png)

>>2080649
The yellow one is so butterflyly.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:44
No.2080670

Anonymous No.2080670 05/22/12(Tue)10:44 No.2080670

File: 1337697844780.gif-(113 KB, 453x676, 1335758198959.gif)

>>2080649
okie

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:44
No.2080677

Anonymous No.2080677 05/22/12(Tue)10:44 No.2080677

>>2080648
But I don't have magic.
Oh, you mean she would repay me by pleasuring me with magic?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:46
No.2080687

Anonymous No.2080687 05/22/12(Tue)10:46 No.2080687

>>2080677
Giving her pleasure by generating magical energy by jacking off her horn

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:46
No.2080689

Anonymous No.2080689 05/22/12(Tue)10:46 No.2080689

File: 1337697991129.png-(39 KB, 174x181, 1301581026617.png)

>>2080649
Best pony reporting for duty.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:46
No.2080691

Anonymous No.2080691 05/22/12(Tue)10:46 No.2080691

File: 1337698002241.gif-(621 KB, 455x491, woof.gif)

>>2080649
sure

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:47
No.2080695

Anonymous No.2080695 05/22/12(Tue)10:47 No.2080695

>>2080687
>>2080677
If Twilight came magic, what would it taste like?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:47
No.2080697

Anonymous No.2080697 05/22/12(Tue)10:47 No.2080697

>>2080691
What kind of marshmallow is that?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:47
No.2080700

Anonymous No.2080700 05/22/12(Tue)10:47 No.2080700

>>2080695
Purple

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:48
No.2080703

Anonymous No.2080703 05/22/12(Tue)10:48 No.2080703

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>>2080649
2cool4pones

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:48
No.2080705

Anonymous No.2080705 05/22/12(Tue)10:48 No.2080705

>>2080695
bags of sand

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:49
No.2080714

Anonymous No.2080714 05/22/12(Tue)10:49 No.2080714

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>>2080695
tastes magical, man

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:49
No.2080716

Anonymous No.2080716 05/22/12(Tue)10:49 No.2080716

>>2080700
Shut up Lulu

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:49
No.2080717

Anonymous No.2080717 05/22/12(Tue)10:49 No.2080717

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>>2080697
The poniest one.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:50
No.2080725

Anonymous No.2080725 05/22/12(Tue)10:50 No.2080725

>>2080687
Would it be even more stimulation to her if I licked her horn?
As awkward as it would be, I'd do it to make her feel good

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:51
No.2080735

Anonymous No.2080735 05/22/12(Tue)10:51 No.2080735

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>>2080717
But that's wrong

Mashmallow Pony is Poniest Marshmallow

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:52
No.2080746

Anonymous No.2080746 05/22/12(Tue)10:52 No.2080746

>>2080735
No she's marshmallowest pone
Ponkah is poniest pone

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:53
No.2080749

Anonymous No.2080749 05/22/12(Tue)10:53 No.2080749

Would you let Twilight fuck you in the ass with her horn if she finished inside you?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:54
No.2080751

Anonymous No.2080751 05/22/12(Tue)10:54 No.2080751

File: 1337698446116.jpg-(28 KB, 589x454, 1337611610860.jpg)

>>2080746
Fair enough!

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:54
No.2080756

Anonymous No.2080756 05/22/12(Tue)10:54 No.2080756

>>2080725
Sucking would be better.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:55
No.2080759

Anonymous No.2080759 05/22/12(Tue)10:55 No.2080759

>that feel when it has finally happened
I have finally began to waifu a horse

Fuck

FUCK

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:55
No.2080762

Anonymous No.2080762 05/22/12(Tue)10:55 No.2080762

>>2080759
It's okay, the first time is always hard.
Who?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:56
No.2080765

Anonymous No.2080765 05/22/12(Tue)10:56 No.2080765

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>>2080759
ONE OF US

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:56
No.2080769

Anonymous No.2080769 05/22/12(Tue)10:56 No.2080769

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>>2080759
It better not be Dash, she's already taken.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:57
No.2080771

Anonymous No.2080771 05/22/12(Tue)10:57 No.2080771

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>>2080759
Who is it?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:58
No.2080778

Anonymous No.2080778 05/22/12(Tue)10:58 No.2080778

>>2080762
>>2080771
The Pink one
She's perfect

>>2080769
You can keep third best horse thank you very much

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:58
No.2080784

Anonymous No.2080784 05/22/12(Tue)10:58 No.2080784

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>>2080769
SoarinDash is canon.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:59
No.2080785

Anonymous No.2080785 05/22/12(Tue)10:59 No.2080785

File: 1337698741087.gif-(371 KB, 270x306, best pony shakes butt and look(...).gif)

>>2080769
By who?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)10:59
No.2080788

Anonymous No.2080788 05/22/12(Tue)10:59 No.2080788

>>2080778
Ah, yes, Pinkie.
She has a certain charm.

I'm so torn.
I can't decide if I would rather live my entire life with Pinkie or Twilight

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:00
No.2080791

Anonymous No.2080791 05/22/12(Tue)11:00 No.2080791

>>2080788
I had to choose between Pinkie and Rarity

Poor Rarity must be distraught
I know I was

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:00
No.2080792

Anonymous No.2080792 05/22/12(Tue)11:00 No.2080792

Well since we're back to horse fuckery again...

So I need to find a place for detailed sex ed to ERP properly. I keep feeling like I'm letting my partners down because I don't know what sex feels like and have no idea how it works. (I haven't watched normal porn...ever. Always been 2D.) Do you guys know where?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:02
No.2080800

Anonymous No.2080800 05/22/12(Tue)11:02 No.2080800

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>>2080778
Mah nigga

Enjoy being a Pinkiefag, anon

Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow
05/22/12(Tue)11:02
No.2080807

Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow No.2080807 05/22/12(Tue)11:02 No.2080807

>>2080792
GTFO to /soc/ or /b/.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:03
No.2080809

Anonymous No.2080809 05/22/12(Tue)11:03 No.2080809

>>2080792
>watching 2d porn
>not exclusively watching horse porn

Get the fuck out

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:03
No.2080812

Anonymous No.2080812 05/22/12(Tue)11:03 No.2080812

derpy is a very ugly pony

-
Sent from my iPhone 4.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:04
No.2080817

Anonymous No.2080817 05/22/12(Tue)11:04 No.2080817

>>2080792
Bags of salty milk and sand

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:04
No.2080820

Anonymous No.2080820 05/22/12(Tue)11:04 No.2080820

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>>2080785
Dash is mai waifu~

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:05
No.2080829

Anonymous No.2080829 05/22/12(Tue)11:05 No.2080829

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>>2080820
Likely story.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:06
No.2080830

Anonymous No.2080830 05/22/12(Tue)11:06 No.2080830

>>2080809
Horse porn seems like it would be really boring to rp.
There's never any action

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:07
No.2080836

Anonymous No.2080836 05/22/12(Tue)11:07 No.2080836

>>2080791
Do you take the time to think these things over?

Just imagine, Pinkie and You, in front of the main 6, as you announce that you are now a happy couple.
Fluttershy would cheer a bit, Rainbow would punch you in the shoulder saying that's the spirit, Twilight would congratulate the two of you and wish you a happy relationship.
And I'm sure Rarity would also say that you two look splendid together.
But you could see the faintest hint that her smile is not real.
That little glint in the corner of her eyes.
She wanted to be with you, you know.
She would cry about it a bit, but a lady must know how to lose. She would accept it. She would always smile when you meet. But deep inside her heart, every time you are with Pinkie in her presence, she would hurt.

Enjoy your new waifu.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:07
No.2080839

Anonymous No.2080839 05/22/12(Tue)11:07 No.2080839

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>>2080829
Very

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:08
No.2080846

Anonymous No.2080846 05/22/12(Tue)11:08 No.2080846

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>>2080839
You'd like that.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:08
No.2080849

Anonymous No.2080849 05/22/12(Tue)11:08 No.2080849

>>2080836
I went through this dilemma in the thread about a week back. Pinkie finally won me over.

Please anon, don't make me go through that rough week again. This hurts to read.
Please.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:08
No.2080850

Anonymous No.2080850 05/22/12(Tue)11:08 No.2080850

>>2080839
>>2080820
Wow, she really gets around.

SirSlush !!o/A7TKbf5vi
05/22/12(Tue)11:09
No.2080855

SirSlush !!o/A7TKbf5vi No.2080855 05/22/12(Tue)11:09 No.2080855

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>>2080716

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:10
No.2080856

Anonymous No.2080856 05/22/12(Tue)11:10 No.2080856

File: 1337699400006.gif-(253 KB, 326x421, 1 laughing filly.gif)

Why is she so best CMC

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:12
No.2080879

Anonymous No.2080879 05/22/12(Tue)11:12 No.2080879

>>2080856
I'm watching this .gif waiting for Scootaloo to appear

When does she appear, anon? I do like to see best CMC

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:12
No.2080883

Anonymous No.2080883 05/22/12(Tue)11:12 No.2080883

>>2080792
>Watch some 3DPD porn
>read a biology book
>read a thesaurus
If you can rattle off synonyms for shit some people will believe you are eloquent

BOOM you can ERP now

also Musky

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:12
No.2080886

Anonymous No.2080886 05/22/12(Tue)11:12 No.2080886

>>2080856
Because she is more adorable and innocent while being less annoying than Applebloom and Scootaloo.

I'd still fuck any and all of them, given the chance.

Sweetie Belle would practically jump at the chance, latter convincing Applebloom to give me a shot. After a few weeks of romping in the hay, Scootaloo will start wondering what all the fuss is about and grudgingly join in the activities (but she's just there for her friends).

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:14
No.2080898

Anonymous No.2080898 05/22/12(Tue)11:14 No.2080898

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>>2080850
But I made both of those posts

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:15
No.2080905

Anonymous No.2080905 05/22/12(Tue)11:15 No.2080905

>>2080849
You can't just sweep your problems under a rug, anon.
You must face them.
One afternoon, as the sun is setting down, and a picnic with your pony friends is over, Rarity calls for you, and asks you if you could talk a bit in private.
The two of you would sit down under a tree, watching the lowering disc of the Sun setting, Rarity neatly placing a pillow down (she won't just sit on the grass).
She would stare at the sunset, not even looking at you, as she would ask the simple question. "Why?". What makes her better? Why did you choose Pinkie over her?
When she would finally look at you, there would be tears streaming down her cheeks as she would ask, what is wrong with her?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:15
No.2080906

Anonymous No.2080906 05/22/12(Tue)11:15 No.2080906

>>2080886
Do you perchance read Hotsauce?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:16
No.2080914

Anonymous No.2080914 05/22/12(Tue)11:16 No.2080914

>>2080898
Right, you're the only one bragging about her.

Most of us are gentlemanly enough to not gossip over their conquests, but it goes with out saying that we've ALL ridden the sonic rainboom if you know what I mean.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:17
No.2080918

Anonymous No.2080918 05/22/12(Tue)11:17 No.2080918

>>2080905
Anon no, please ;_;

Why are you making me feel this way. I can't help it anon, Pinkie just has has a pull.
Oh god

Oh god what have I done

Fuck you man I thought I could be content waifuing Pinkie.
Is it possible to have two waifus?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:17
No.2080919

Anonymous No.2080919 05/22/12(Tue)11:17 No.2080919

>>2080906
Who?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:17
No.2080923

Anonymous No.2080923 05/22/12(Tue)11:17 No.2080923

>>2080914
Gee, that was once crazy Wedding Party!
She could barely stand from all the cider, but she still could...
Well, let's not get into details.

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)11:21
No.2080946

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2080946 05/22/12(Tue)11:21 No.2080946

Oh hey, I'm back.

Anyone want to do another greentext CYOA waifufag thing? It'll devolve into porn within two posts, of course.

Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow
05/22/12(Tue)11:21
No.2080947

Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow No.2080947 05/22/12(Tue)11:21 No.2080947

>>2080918
Are you a mormon?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:22
No.2080953

Anonymous No.2080953 05/22/12(Tue)11:22 No.2080953

>>2080918
Bigamy is not accepted in Equestria.
You must choose, and choose wisely.

Whatever you do, someone WILL be hurt.
Life is just like this, you can't always please everyone.
Rarity would only cry on the inside, not showing how much it hurts her to the outside, but sooner or later it will ruin her if she contains it.
Pinkie, on the other hand, would change in an entirely different way.
Her parties just won't be the same.
She couldn't raise others spirits like she used to.
Sometimes she would wake up with puffy eyes and straight hair...

Choose wisely.
Did you think you just had to chose a pony and all will be Sunshine and Rainbows?
Waifuing is serious business.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:23
No.2080955

Anonymous No.2080955 05/22/12(Tue)11:23 No.2080955

>>2080918
>>2080953
There's nothing saying ponies subscribe solely to monogamous relationships.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:23
No.2080958

Anonymous No.2080958 05/22/12(Tue)11:23 No.2080958

>>2080946
Nah, I'm good, Anon just got his first waifu but didn't think of the consequences.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:24
No.2080964

Anonymous No.2080964 05/22/12(Tue)11:24 No.2080964

>>2080955
Word of Faust did.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:25
No.2080966

Anonymous No.2080966 05/22/12(Tue)11:25 No.2080966

>>2080964
Didn't she "wink" at the end of that quote?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:25
No.2080968

Anonymous No.2080968 05/22/12(Tue)11:25 No.2080968

>>2080953
I didn't know Rarity felt the same about me!
I just wanted to live my life with one of the two ponies. Courting was part of the fun, I told myself, but Rarity would never be interested in something like me.

Pinkie on the other hand...
I need to do some thinking, I hurt inside

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:25
No.2080972

Anonymous No.2080972 05/22/12(Tue)11:25 No.2080972

>>2080964
No, word of faust confirmed standard mammalian reproduction. I don't think she said anything about polygamy

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM
05/22/12(Tue)11:25
No.2080975

PonyWifeAsshole !3JMxZ2DPhM No.2080975 05/22/12(Tue)11:25 No.2080975

>>2080953
Rarity would be a strong enough woman to deal with the pain.

Which is why I'd choose her in the end.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:26
No.2080978

Anonymous No.2080978 05/22/12(Tue)11:26 No.2080978

>>2080958
Ironically, it was Aspirant's pink waifu quest that was the final push I needed

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:26
No.2080979

Anonymous No.2080979 05/22/12(Tue)11:26 No.2080979

>>2080972
She said they have normal marriage.
"Normal" in these terms means polygamy.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:27
No.2080983

Anonymous No.2080983 05/22/12(Tue)11:27 No.2080983

>>2080979
So multiple pony waifus ISN'T bad. Cool.

I claim the CMC. All of them.

If they insist on waiting, I am a patient man.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:27
No.2080984

Anonymous No.2080984 05/22/12(Tue)11:27 No.2080984

>>2080968
How did you miss all the obvious sings?
You deserve the guilt you got for being so ignorant.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:28
No.2080987

Anonymous No.2080987 05/22/12(Tue)11:28 No.2080987

>>2080972
>as long as they're married is what she said, which doesn't mean really say anything about having more than one wives/husbands.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:29
No.2080997

Anonymous No.2080997 05/22/12(Tue)11:29 No.2080997

>>2080983
Wait, fuck I wanted to say monogamy!

>>2080987
No, you just want it to be like that so you can fuck all the pretty mares and/or colts.
Admit it, Equestria is much more like the Christian society than one with multiple marriages.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:29
No.2080998

Anonymous No.2080998 05/22/12(Tue)11:29 No.2080998

>>2080979
Faust is from North America, normal marriage for her is monogami.

If normal for her meant polygamy, then she would have said something like this.
>HÜRGH BÜRK TURK ALLAH BLAAAAARGH

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:30
No.2081003

Anonymous No.2081003 05/22/12(Tue)11:30 No.2081003

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Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:31
No.2081009

Anonymous No.2081009 05/22/12(Tue)11:31 No.2081009

>>2080997
>confusing headcanon with canon
Sorry to break it for you but there's nothing that would confirm that monogamy is the only way. There are multiple things that suggest that though.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:31
No.2081010

Anonymous No.2081010 05/22/12(Tue)11:31 No.2081010

>>2080998
Yeah, it was a typo.
Well, not typo, I wasn't paying attention and changed the two accidentally.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:31
No.2081012

Anonymous No.2081012 05/22/12(Tue)11:31 No.2081012

>Implying ponies mate for life

Do you even watch Animal Planet?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:31
No.2081014

Anonymous No.2081014 05/22/12(Tue)11:31 No.2081014

File: 1337700703150.gif-(708 KB, 455x453, knees.gif)

haha what

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:32
No.2081018

Anonymous No.2081018 05/22/12(Tue)11:32 No.2081018

>>2081003
Those eyes, the Horror!

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:32
No.2081020

Anonymous No.2081020 05/22/12(Tue)11:32 No.2081020

>>2080998
> North America
But thats wrong. Have you not see that in Utah? Or all those enclosed settlements?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:32
No.2081021

Anonymous No.2081021 05/22/12(Tue)11:32 No.2081021

>>2080984
T-there's still time!
I can reconsider. Yeah! Yeah that'd be fine!

Just let me think here. LET ME FUCKING THINK, BACK OFF

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:32
No.2081025

Anonymous No.2081025 05/22/12(Tue)11:32 No.2081025

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>>2078993
that pony is pretty sexy
>finding that pony sexy my whole life and not knowing it

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:33
No.2081028

Anonymous No.2081028 05/22/12(Tue)11:33 No.2081028

>>2081012
These are antromorph ponies.
They are more human than actual pony.

>>2081009
Stop deluding yourself.
You can only have one pony waifu.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:33
No.2081035

Anonymous No.2081035 05/22/12(Tue)11:33 No.2081035

>>2081028
terse go

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:34
No.2081037

Anonymous No.2081037 05/22/12(Tue)11:34 No.2081037

>>2081020
While multiple wives at once is not a common thing, open marriages are becoming more and more pervasive. You may not be waifus in the literal sense, but you can still enjoy all the same benefits.

Sometimes ponies are package deals and come with their friends.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:34
No.2081038

Anonymous No.2081038 05/22/12(Tue)11:34 No.2081038

>>2081020
Irrelevant, Mormons are minority and therefore not normal.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:34
No.2081040

Anonymous No.2081040 05/22/12(Tue)11:34 No.2081040

>>2081028
I don't want to have more than one waifu, I just don't like people presenting ideas and opinions as facts.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:35
No.2081046

Anonymous No.2081046 05/22/12(Tue)11:35 No.2081046

>>2081021
Oh?
Let you 'reconsider'?
So after choosing Pinkie, you would just say to her, "Well gee, sorry, but I did some thinking and I find Rarity more appealing, sorry, but it was good until it lasted!" or what?
Just change like that?
Do you even think?
That would DESTROY her.
How could she ever smile at you after that?
Ever smile at anyone for a time, to be more exact?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:36
No.2081057

Anonymous No.2081057 05/22/12(Tue)11:36 No.2081057

>>2081040
Don't make me go to Faust's DA and ask her if monogamy or polygamy is the game in Equestra!

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:36
No.2081063

Anonymous No.2081063 05/22/12(Tue)11:36 No.2081063

>>2081037
Eh, just pointing out the guy's qoute. I wasn't part of the ponies waifu converstion.

>>2081038
>Irrelevant
Naw, you just in denial. They exist in the States whether you want to or not.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:36
No.2081064

Anonymous No.2081064 05/22/12(Tue)11:36 No.2081064

>>2081057
I don't think you'd be the first one to ask

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:38
No.2081071

Anonymous No.2081071 05/22/12(Tue)11:38 No.2081071

>>2081046
I never chose! I didn't line them up and pick!
She chose me! I just feel things for Rarity too

I want to wake up next to Pinkie in the morning, a minute smile on her blissful face as she snoozes, occasionally letting out an adorable snore that sounds similar to a party horn.

I'd spend so much time with Rarity too. She'd learn to accept it, and me as one of her dearest friends, even if it did pain her. Fuck this is hitting too close to home now, let's go no further

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:39
No.2081084

Anonymous No.2081084 05/22/12(Tue)11:39 No.2081084

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>>2081076
>>2081076
>>2081076
>>2081076
>>2081076
>>2081076
>>2081076
>>2081076
>>2081076
>>2081076
>>2081076
>>2081076
>>2081076
>>2081076
NEW HORSE

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:40
No.2081088

Anonymous No.2081088 05/22/12(Tue)11:40 No.2081088

File: 1337701205515.png-(87 KB, 800x700, 1330332298829.png)

>there is a tiny nurse pony
>nobody does anything with the loli nurse
there is so much potential there
I should look at Friendship Is Kinky one day, see if there can be a chapter where you can choose between fatty nurse, loli nurse, smoking nurse or the doctor. so much potential with that hospital

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:40
No.2081089

Anonymous No.2081089 05/22/12(Tue)11:40 No.2081089

File: 1337701214901.jpg-(204 KB, 1088x826, boss fight.jpg)

Time to kill the thread

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:40
No.2081092

Anonymous No.2081092 05/22/12(Tue)11:40 No.2081092

>>2081071
"Let's not go further."
Is that what you would say to Rarity after she tried to kiss you, even if she knew that you were with Pinkie?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:41
No.2081101

Anonymous No.2081101 05/22/12(Tue)11:41 No.2081101

File: 1337701278586.png-(2.02 MB, 852x1326, Meetup Lord.png)

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:41
No.2081107

Anonymous No.2081107 05/22/12(Tue)11:41 No.2081107

I am sailing, I AM SAILING, TO THE DARK NIGHT, FAR AWAY!

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:42
No.2081113

Anonymous No.2081113 05/22/12(Tue)11:42 No.2081113

File: 1337701330759.jpg-(248 KB, 650x488, nathanrita.jpg)

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)12:17
No.2081445

Anonymous No.2081445 05/22/12(Tue)12:17 No.2081445

>read the thread
>it's all about fucking ponies

So, /co/ was right about us all along...

Feels bad, man.

DM
05/22/12(Tue)12:41
No.2081703

DM No.2081703 05/22/12(Tue)12:41 No.2081703

A pox upon you, plaguechildren of MLPGDND.
Welcome to our palace of dead horses.

The games are about to begin.

Please post
-name
-race
-class
>ALIGNMENT RESTRICTION: Evil only
-weapon and clothing/armour
-cutie mark / talent
-spells, if a mage
-notable personal items
Then put NAME and [CLASS] in the name field

Gorgor [Tracker]
05/22/12(Tue)12:46
No.2081767

Gorgor [Tracker] No.2081767 05/22/12(Tue)12:46 No.2081767

>>2081703
Gorgor.
Diamond dog
Tracker
Lawful evil
A bow and two daggers
>tfw no cutie mark

DM
05/22/12(Tue)12:47
No.2081781

DM No.2081781 05/22/12(Tue)12:47 No.2081781

>>2081767
That's what "unique talent" is for. Even nonponies are good at things, visible mark or not.

Gorgor [Tracker]
05/22/12(Tue)12:48
No.2081805

Gorgor [Tracker] No.2081805 05/22/12(Tue)12:48 No.2081805

>>2081781
Oh well he can climb and leap walls.

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)12:48
No.2081811

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2081811 05/22/12(Tue)12:48 No.2081811

>>2081703
Name : Cuckoo
Race : Unicorn
Class : Mage
Spell : Random effect
Alignment : Chaotic Evil
Weapon : Frying pan
Armor : Pillowcases sewn together
Cutie Mark : A Circle with a pentagon on on side and an apple on the other side. There is a curved line between the two.
Talent : MADNESS! All spells are critical, failiure or succes.
Inventory : None.

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)12:49
No.2081818

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2081818 05/22/12(Tue)12:49 No.2081818

>>2081703
Oooh! Can I join?

Name: Mairuzu
Race: Griffon
Class: Knight
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Weapon: A great sword and half plate armour
Talent: Weapon Smith
Notable Personal Items: An empty locket

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)12:49
No.2081821

Anonymous No.2081821 05/22/12(Tue)12:49 No.2081821

Roleplayers, pls go.

DM
05/22/12(Tue)12:50
No.2081837

DM No.2081837 05/22/12(Tue)12:50 No.2081837

>>2081821
This is no place for the living, it belongs to the dead.

Typhus [Cleric]
05/22/12(Tue)12:52
No.2081851

Typhus [Cleric] No.2081851 05/22/12(Tue)12:52 No.2081851

>>2081703
Typhus
Unicorn
Cleric
Lawful Evil
Dagger with stained white robes
Three circles, he's good at handling poisons and diseases
He has a big book of gnarly things.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)12:55
No.2081893

Anonymous No.2081893 05/22/12(Tue)12:55 No.2081893

File: 1337705706526.png-(8 KB, 532x360, le reddit xd.png)

>>2081837
XDDDDDD

DM
05/22/12(Tue)12:55
No.2081896

DM No.2081896 05/22/12(Tue)12:55 No.2081896

>>2081767 Gorgor, diamond dog tracker
>>2081811 Cuckoo, unicorn mage
>>2081818 Mairuzu, griffon knight
>>2081851 Typhus, unicorn cleric

You folks ok if we go with just 4 or do you want a full party?

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)12:56
No.2081907

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2081907 05/22/12(Tue)12:56 No.2081907

>>2081896
I'm fine with either

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)12:56
No.2081909

Anonymous No.2081909 05/22/12(Tue)12:56 No.2081909

>>2081893
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Seriously?

Typhus [Cleric]
05/22/12(Tue)12:56
No.2081914

Typhus [Cleric] No.2081914 05/22/12(Tue)12:56 No.2081914

>>2081896
I'm fine with 4.
How long has this horse been dead?
Clearly not long enough >>2081893

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)12:56
No.2081919

Anonymous No.2081919 05/22/12(Tue)12:56 No.2081919

>>2081909
Roleplaying is for children and autistic.

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)12:56
No.2081921

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2081921 05/22/12(Tue)12:56 No.2081921

>>2081896
You could try to advertise the quest more in the live horse and maybe get someone else.
The more players, the more >fun

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)12:56
No.2081923

Anonymous No.2081923 05/22/12(Tue)12:56 No.2081923

>>2081909
He's autistic.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)12:57
No.2081936

Anonymous No.2081936 05/22/12(Tue)12:57 No.2081936

>>2081923
No, you are autistic.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)12:58
No.2081937

Anonymous No.2081937 05/22/12(Tue)12:58 No.2081937

>>2081919
Okay, thanks for your mature opinion, you can now go back and talk about fucking horses in the current general.
Ever heard of live and let live?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)12:58
No.2081951

Anonymous No.2081951 05/22/12(Tue)12:58 No.2081951

>>2081937
Only when you tell me when this roleplaying thing started. It didn't happen last month.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)12:59
No.2081958

Anonymous No.2081958 05/22/12(Tue)12:59 No.2081958

>Hanging out in a dead thread one hour after the new thread was created
>Complaining about others having fun
>Calling others autistic
/v/ please leave

DM
05/22/12(Tue)13:01
No.2081977

DM No.2081977 05/22/12(Tue)13:01 No.2081977

Can we please stop being /v/ for a moment and actually try and play?

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)13:01
No.2081984

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2081984 05/22/12(Tue)13:01 No.2081984

>>2081977
Yeah.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)13:02
No.2081987

Anonymous No.2081987 05/22/12(Tue)13:02 No.2081987

>>2081977
YES WE CAN BE PONYCHAN NOW ^_^

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)13:03
No.2082010

Anonymous No.2082010 05/22/12(Tue)13:03 No.2082010

>>2081987
>implying /tg/ is ponychan
Reddit pls go.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)13:03
No.2082017

Anonymous No.2082017 05/22/12(Tue)13:03 No.2082017

>>2081977
Are we waiting for someone else?

DM
05/22/12(Tue)13:04
No.2082029

DM No.2082029 05/22/12(Tue)13:04 No.2082029

>>2082017
Not really. Just let me finish watching this video and we can begin. I'm trying to get into the right moodset.

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)13:06
No.2082057

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2082057 05/22/12(Tue)13:06 No.2082057

>>2082029
Alright mate, take your time.

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)13:08
No.2082099

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2082099 05/22/12(Tue)13:08 No.2082099

>>2082029
Ready when you are.
But read what Nasse said in the submarine

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)13:09
No.2082110

Anonymous No.2082110 05/22/12(Tue)13:09 No.2082110

Are we full? God damn it DM stop picking times to DM at random times

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)13:10
No.2082122

Anonymous No.2082122 05/22/12(Tue)13:10 No.2082122

>>2082110
>Are we full?
No.

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)13:10
No.2082124

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2082124 05/22/12(Tue)13:10 No.2082124

>>2082110
We are not.
I still think you can join.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)13:10
No.2082125

Anonymous No.2082125 05/22/12(Tue)13:10 No.2082125

>>2082110
Only 4 players and he did try to announce it in the thred.
You can play if you want to >>2081703

DM
05/22/12(Tue)13:13
No.2082165

DM No.2082165 05/22/12(Tue)13:13 No.2082165

>>2082110
Always room for more.
>>2082099
Goddomot nosso

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)13:17
No.2082222

Anonymous No.2082222 05/22/12(Tue)13:17 No.2082222

>>2082110
DM usually quest this exact time though, I think you mean random days.

>tfw DM always start a game at your bedtime. Always.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)13:17
No.2082231

Anonymous No.2082231 05/22/12(Tue)13:17 No.2082231

>>2082222
Where you at, man?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)13:18
No.2082241

Anonymous No.2082241 05/22/12(Tue)13:18 No.2082241

Jaq the Shaman
Zebra
Lawful Evil
Weapons: Zebrican Staff
Talent: Animal Connection controls directly
Notable Items: N/A

Someone post that pastebin. I usually have it bookmarked but different computer.

DM
05/22/12(Tue)13:18
No.2082243

DM No.2082243 05/22/12(Tue)13:18 No.2082243

>>2082222
It's the time I get home from work and dinner.

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)13:19
No.2082247

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2082247 05/22/12(Tue)13:19 No.2082247

>>2082222
I changed to be awake at nights and sleep in the mornings because of the quests, to be honest.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)13:19
No.2082253

Anonymous No.2082253 05/22/12(Tue)13:19 No.2082253

>>2082231
West Coast, but with graveyard shift.

>>2082243
Yeah, I know and I don't blame you for that.

DM
05/22/12(Tue)13:20
No.2082266

DM No.2082266 05/22/12(Tue)13:20 No.2082266

>>2082247
http://pastebin.com/66SXJuKP

I'll start then

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)13:21
No.2082276

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2082276 05/22/12(Tue)13:21 No.2082276

>>2082266
I always had fucked up sleep cycles, don't worry about me.
Also, we have a shaman as well now! >>2082241

Jaq [Shaman}
05/22/12(Tue)13:22
No.2082301

Jaq [Shaman} No.2082301 05/22/12(Tue)13:22 No.2082301

>>2082276
Who tanks?

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)13:23
No.2082313

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2082313 05/22/12(Tue)13:23 No.2082313

>>2082301
Me, I guess? Since I'm the only Knight here.

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)13:23
No.2082320

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2082320 05/22/12(Tue)13:23 No.2082320

>>2082301
The knight?

DM
05/22/12(Tue)13:24
No.2082328

DM No.2082328 05/22/12(Tue)13:24 No.2082328

The party is being led down a dark corridor. At the head of the line walks a cloaked unicorn. He is levitating a dimly burning lantern along for light. The corridor is lined with natural stone walls, and leads downwards. Some steps have been carved into the floor at parts where the descend becomes steeper.

The cloaked one speaks, his voice raspy and worn, but genuinely curious
"So tell me, how did you all end up here? I'm sure may came to serve the great Grogar, but I doubt that is the reason you all are here. Please, tell me. We still have a ways to go before we reach the master"

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)13:26
No.2082351

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2082351 05/22/12(Tue)13:26 No.2082351

>>2082328
"I had this dream, that told me to come here! And then it told me to eat Canterlot, but I wasn't hungry! Can you imagine?"
Then break out in laughter.

Gorgor [Tracker]
05/22/12(Tue)13:27
No.2082362

Gorgor [Tracker] No.2082362 05/22/12(Tue)13:27 No.2082362

>>2081703
I want gems, all the gems but ponies kill dogs and take gems!
He promise me all the gems.

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)13:28
No.2082384

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2082384 05/22/12(Tue)13:28 No.2082384

>>2082328
"I only serve to those who are willing to reward me more, and this "Grogar" might impress me."

Jaq [Shaman}
05/22/12(Tue)13:29
No.2082394

Jaq [Shaman} No.2082394 05/22/12(Tue)13:29 No.2082394

>>2082328
I look down at the ground.

"I do whatever it tells me. Right now It happens to tell me to come here. It's that simple."

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)13:36
No.2082488

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2082488 05/22/12(Tue)13:36 No.2082488

Nosso inbound in about 10 minutes

DM
05/22/12(Tue)13:37
No.2082497

DM No.2082497 05/22/12(Tue)13:37 No.2082497

>>2082351
>>2082362
>>2082384
>>2082394
"Hm, hm. Yes. Very good. Now, please make yourselves ready. This is not a place known to many, at least not many who are still alive. Stay your tongue when it is not needed, that much I can help you."

He unlocks a metal door at the end of the corridor. It makes no sound as it opens, but you can tell it is old, if well cared for. Beyond the door is a domed chamber with hallways leading off into other directions.
The cloaked unicorn walks over to the largest hallway and stops to wait for you.

Listen to what you can hear down the other corridors?
Ask about this place?
Wander off and check them out?
Just go with him?

Gorgor [Tracker]
05/22/12(Tue)13:38
No.2082511

Gorgor [Tracker] No.2082511 05/22/12(Tue)13:38 No.2082511

>>2082497
Walk in silence looking for things to steal.

Jaq [Shaman]
05/22/12(Tue)13:40
No.2082538

Jaq [Shaman] No.2082538 05/22/12(Tue)13:40 No.2082538

>>2082497
Nothing else is important besides what lays ahead. Keep quiet and follow.

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)13:40
No.2082544

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2082544 05/22/12(Tue)13:40 No.2082544

>>2082497
I'll wander off and check them out, since I'm a griffon and all.

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)13:40
No.2082550

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2082550 05/22/12(Tue)13:40 No.2082550

>>2082497
Wander off a bit and check the most uninteresting things with great detail.

DM
05/22/12(Tue)13:48
No.2082634

DM No.2082634 05/22/12(Tue)13:48 No.2082634

>>2082511
The cloaked figure walks up to you as you try to pocket a crystal bottle
"You seem to have good hands. If you wish to keep them, keep them to yourselves."
>>2082544
You can hear screams of pain from one of the corridors, heavy dragging noises down another and the clanging of metal down a third. It is too dark to see deep into any of them. Before you can check the last two, the cloaked unicorn stops you, and tells you to focus.
>>2082550
Amazing. They even have DUST down here.
>>2082538
The cloaked unicorn nods at you and smiles. He likes your style.

Now that everyone seems ready, he pulls up his lantern again and keeps his head low. This corridor is lined with large statues, many decorated with talismans of bone and glowing runes. It seems the statues have been carved from the natural rock walls.

Ask about this place?
Just keep going?

Gorgor [Tracker]
05/22/12(Tue)13:50
No.2082654

Gorgor [Tracker] No.2082654 05/22/12(Tue)13:50 No.2082654

>>2082634
Keep going.

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)13:50
No.2082658

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2082658 05/22/12(Tue)13:50 No.2082658

>>2082634
Taste the dust.
Compare it's taste to the taste of the statues.

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)13:51
No.2082672

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2082672 05/22/12(Tue)13:51 No.2082672

>>2082634
2deep4me

Ask about the place.

DM
05/22/12(Tue)13:59
No.2082794

DM No.2082794 05/22/12(Tue)13:59 No.2082794

>>2082658
No connection. The dust tastes grey, while the statues are more of a mix of lime and sonnet.
>>2082672
The unicorn sighs. "Be glad you asked now and not when we met the master. He is not one for patience. We are underneath the Necroponelis, the crypts of Canterlot. We would have used the main entrance, but some of our members in the guards have been discovered, and the crypts sealed for now. As such, the side path. This is where we prepare for our plan, and you all will play a part in it."
>>2082654
You walk the rest of the way in silence.

You arrive into another large chamber. Two massive ponies in dark iron armour stand guard by the doorway. The cloaked unicorn nods to them and they make way. This chamber is lit with torches of blue flame, and the air is heavy with magic. The entrance aside, you can spot another door up near the top of the room, accessible via a set of stairs and balconies.
There is a throne at the back of the room, up a small flight of stairs. The unicorn looks at it, then asks the guards where their master is.
The guards nod towards the side room just as a howl of agony is heard from it.
The unicorn nods back, then hurries to kneel before the throne, motioning you to follow.

Jaq [Shaman]
05/22/12(Tue)14:00
No.2082801

Jaq [Shaman] No.2082801 05/22/12(Tue)14:00 No.2082801

>>2082794
Lead on your pointyness

Gorgor [Tracker]
05/22/12(Tue)14:00
No.2082807

Gorgor [Tracker] No.2082807 05/22/12(Tue)14:00 No.2082807

>>2082794
Keep walking with action stuff.

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)14:01
No.2082813

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2082813 05/22/12(Tue)14:01 No.2082813

>>2082794
Kneel down.
But in the wrong direction.

Jaq [Shaman]
05/22/12(Tue)14:02
No.2082825

Jaq [Shaman] No.2082825 05/22/12(Tue)14:02 No.2082825

>>2082794
Oh...right.

Kneel as well.

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)14:02
No.2082826

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2082826 05/22/12(Tue)14:02 No.2082826

>>2082794
"Fair enough. I just like to make myself with familiar with the workplace, that's all."

Follow the unicorn.

Typhus [Cleric]
05/22/12(Tue)14:03
No.2082838

Typhus [Cleric] No.2082838 05/22/12(Tue)14:03 No.2082838

>>2082794
I'll hurry along and kneel on before the throne.

DM
05/22/12(Tue)14:13
No.2082947

DM No.2082947 05/22/12(Tue)14:13 No.2082947

As you take your places before the throne, the screams stop, and a pony walks out from the side chamber. You can only see a silhouette of him against the blue flames, but you can see he is tall. His long horn glows for a short moment, then he opens his wings and takes flight, landing upon the throne with a mighty crash. His voice is deep and booming, and his intonation not unlike the way royals of old used to speak.
"SUNSPOT. ARE THESE THE BEST CHAMPIONS YOU COULD MUSTER?"
The unicorn swallows and replies
"They were not... mine, uh, it was, it was Ashwing who..."
"SILENCE" demands the large pony on the throne. "I WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU GET YOURS LATER."
He then turns to face you with his piercing eyes.
"RISE. TELL ME WHY I SHOULD NOT HAVE YOU TAKEN TO THE BONE PITS THIS INSTANT. LOOKING AT YOU I SEE FEW REASONS TO USE YOU AS MORE THAN MEAT"

It seems the master is not too pleased with you at first glance. Try convincing him that you are worthy.

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)14:15
No.2082964

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2082964 05/22/12(Tue)14:15 No.2082964

>>2082947
Try to withhold my laughter.
Then laugh at him maniacally.

Gorgor [Tracker]
05/22/12(Tue)14:15
No.2082968

Gorgor [Tracker] No.2082968 05/22/12(Tue)14:15 No.2082968

>>2082947
The dog is a good tracker
The dog is a loyal killer
The dog only want gems

Patches [Rogue]
05/22/12(Tue)14:17
No.2082985

Patches [Rogue] No.2082985 05/22/12(Tue)14:17 No.2082985

Name: Patches
Race: Diamond Dog
Class: Rogue
Alignment: Neutral Evil/Grogar
Weapon: One dagger and three knives balanced for throwing
Armor: Leather vest
Talent: Smaller and more agile than the typical Diamond Dog
Items: Enough poison for two uses, enough antidote for two uses, a healing potion

Just tell me when.

Jaq [Shaman]
05/22/12(Tue)14:18
No.2082994

Jaq [Shaman] No.2082994 05/22/12(Tue)14:18 No.2082994

>>2082947
Chuckle slightly at "I WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU GET YOURS LATER."

Rise up and begin talking. "I am not here to impress you but I assure you that we are not as weak as you think. Looks can be deceiving. Just like a fortress such as this may seem strong but can be crumbled with a few mis-summoned vines."

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)14:18
No.2083001

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2083001 05/22/12(Tue)14:18 No.2083001

>>2082947
"If you have the money, I'm willing to do my utmost best, regardless of the objective, be it burning down orphanages, assassinations and et cetera."

Typhus [Cleric]
05/22/12(Tue)14:20
No.2083023

Typhus [Cleric] No.2083023 05/22/12(Tue)14:20 No.2083023

>>2082947
Any party that wants to do it's mission will need a healer.
I am also a very potent user of poisons and disease, the silent killers.
I seek to spread my lord's blessings among all the people of equestria!

Jaq [Shaman]
05/22/12(Tue)14:20
No.2083024

Jaq [Shaman] No.2083024 05/22/12(Tue)14:20 No.2083024

>>2082985
When?

DM
05/22/12(Tue)14:29
No.2083122

DM No.2083122 05/22/12(Tue)14:29 No.2083122

>>2083023
"SO. ONE OF THE DEVOTED. GOOD."
>>2082968
>>2082994
>>2083001
"MERCENARIES. SUNSPOT I TRU-"
>>2082964
The master lifts you into the air with his magic and brings you close you him. In the glow of his horn you can see him more clearly. His horn changes colour near the top, as if it weren't even the same horn. His knees have lots of scar tissue and visible stitches, and his wings resemble those of a griffon's more than a pegasus' in size and shape.
"I WILL TEACH YOU THE VERY MEANING OF-"
The master is cut off by another voice
"Calm down, Patchwreck. We gain nothing by killing those willing to serve us."
The second voice belongs to a unicorn who has emerged from the side room. He has a wispy beard and a sharp horn. There are some bloodstains on his chest and what appears to be six severed diamond dog hands hovering around him, some still grasping implements.
He hops down the steps as Master Patchwreck begrudgingly drops the laughing mage.
The new arrival speaks
"Ignore Patchwreck, he is always like that after his operations. We have actual work to do here. Come. You too, >>2082985 stop pretending we didn't see you in that shadow."

Patchwreck rolls his eyes and the two start heading back to the main hall.

Go back to the main hall for a mission briefing?
Go check out that side room?
Attack them because you were actually Celestia's assassins in disguise all along?

Patches [Rogue]
05/22/12(Tue)14:31
No.2083141

Patches [Rogue] No.2083141 05/22/12(Tue)14:31 No.2083141

>>2083122
I go to the main hall for the briefing.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)14:31
No.2083146

Anonymous No.2083146 05/22/12(Tue)14:31 No.2083146

>>2083122
Check the side room for some shinny stuff.

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)14:32
No.2083154

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2083154 05/22/12(Tue)14:32 No.2083154

>>2083122
Check that side room.

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)14:32
No.2083160

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2083160 05/22/12(Tue)14:32 No.2083160

>>2083122
Start to croon the song 'I believe I can fly' while jumping towards the main hall.
Ask the bearded pony if he has a name.
Try to guess it first.

Jaq [Shaman]
05/22/12(Tue)14:33
No.2083171

Jaq [Shaman] No.2083171 05/22/12(Tue)14:33 No.2083171

>>2083122
Comment on the new unicorns "Effective" appearance. The sarcasm spilling from my mouth.

Lets go get briefed and boxered.

Gorgor [Tracker]
05/22/12(Tue)14:34
No.2083181

Gorgor [Tracker] No.2083181 05/22/12(Tue)14:34 No.2083181

>>2083146
Thats me.

Typhus [Cleric]
05/22/12(Tue)14:35
No.2083196

Typhus [Cleric] No.2083196 05/22/12(Tue)14:35 No.2083196

>>2083122
Let's move.

DM
05/22/12(Tue)14:47
No.2083358

DM No.2083358 05/22/12(Tue)14:47 No.2083358

>>2083154
>>2083146
There is a stone table in the middle, with some fresh stains on it. A pair of partially rotten pegasus wings lay on the floor, and the walls and lined with crates and shelves full of jars containing different body parts from various creatures, many of them wings.
Despite all the fluids you'd expect to find here, the room is very dry, and quite dusty.
>>2083160
After growing tired of your guessing, the unicorn covers your mouth with one of his floating hands and asks you to just call him The Reanimator
>>2083171
>>2083196
>>2083141
Once everyone has returned to the main hall, the two unicorns turn to speak to you again.
"YOUR MISSION IS TO RETURN TOPSIDE AND INFILTRATE CANTERLOT, DOING AS MUCH DAMAGE AS YOU CAN FROM THE INSIDE"
"We've lost many spies in recent times. Strange, since we figured the war against the monster dragon would've drawn attention away from us"
"WORSE YET, WE'VE LOST OUR LOYAL DEATH CULTISTS NOW THAT THE DRAGON IRONHIDE IS NO MORE"
"Indeed. Without the terror of an apocalypse made flesh to goad them into action, those still alive fled from us. But all is not lost. The Great One will soon make his return, and then we, his most faithful servants, will be granted whatever we desire to ask for."
"PERHAPS WE SHOULD SPEND LESS TIME MUSING AND MORE EXPLAINING THE PLAN?"
>cont

DM
05/22/12(Tue)14:47
No.2083366

DM No.2083366 05/22/12(Tue)14:47 No.2083366

>>2083358
"Yes, yes indeed. That path leads to Canterlot City. It emerges in an abandoned building in one of the shady areas Celestia cares little for. You can use it to move between the city and the catacombs.
Your mission is to locate the heads of Celestia's own spy network and if possible, kill them. They are twins, but we know little else. However we have an insider in the castle, a scholar named Greymane. Find the archives and talk to him, he should know more.
Also, here is a map. I've marked down the locations of the corpse pits we set up for the death cultists to dump bodies in. If you need to kill anyone, just drop the body in one of the marked wells and we'll take care of it.

Unless you need anything else, off you go."

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)14:48
No.2083382

Anonymous No.2083382 05/22/12(Tue)14:48 No.2083382

>>2083358
>The Reanimator
>mfw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BnOUOkcr9c

Gorgor [Tracker]
05/22/12(Tue)14:49
No.2083395

Gorgor [Tracker] No.2083395 05/22/12(Tue)14:49 No.2083395

>>2083366
Lets go

Typhus [Cleric]
05/22/12(Tue)14:49
No.2083405

Typhus [Cleric] No.2083405 05/22/12(Tue)14:49 No.2083405

>>2083366
Yes, yes, let's hurry along, I can't wait to spread the joys of my lord!

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)14:50
No.2083411

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2083411 05/22/12(Tue)14:50 No.2083411

>>2083358
Ask Patchwrek "WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING? ARE YOU AFRAID OF SOMETHING?"

>>2083366
I'm ready to roll!

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)14:50
No.2083413

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2083413 05/22/12(Tue)14:50 No.2083413

>>2083366
"Sounds simple enough. I expect great money out of this!"

Let's get going.

Jaq [Shaman]
05/22/12(Tue)14:51
No.2083432

Jaq [Shaman] No.2083432 05/22/12(Tue)14:51 No.2083432

>>2083358
That demon princess Celestia's city. Now I understand why I was told to come here. We should get to it then.

Patches [Rogue]
05/22/12(Tue)14:51
No.2083434

Patches [Rogue] No.2083434 05/22/12(Tue)14:51 No.2083434

>>2083366
Let's move.

DM
05/22/12(Tue)14:55
No.2083492

DM No.2083492 05/22/12(Tue)14:55 No.2083492

>>2083411
"IT IS THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE, ONE FIT FOR A TRUE ALICORN!"
>>2083395
>>2083405
>>2083411
>>2083413
>>2083432
>>2083434
You emerge from under a floor tile in an abandoned house. It might have once been a tobacco shop by the smell of it. From the look of it, it burned down.
It is night. You can hear guard patrols on the streets nearby.
Checking the map, there is a corpse well just a few streets away. The archives should be maybe 15 minutes by hoof.

Take the streets?
Take the rooftops?
Build a hot air balloon and fly there?
Other?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)14:56
No.2083506

Anonymous No.2083506 05/22/12(Tue)14:56 No.2083506

>>2083492
Rooftops.

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)14:56
No.2083509

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2083509 05/22/12(Tue)14:56 No.2083509

>>2083492
Take the rooftops.

Typhus [Cleric]
05/22/12(Tue)14:57
No.2083516

Typhus [Cleric] No.2083516 05/22/12(Tue)14:57 No.2083516

>>2083492
Well if we must...
Let's climb the roofs.

Gorgor [Tracker]
05/22/12(Tue)14:57
No.2083525

Gorgor [Tracker] No.2083525 05/22/12(Tue)14:57 No.2083525

>>2083492
The dog is a master climbing walls so rooftops.

Patches [Rogue]
05/22/12(Tue)14:57
No.2083526

Patches [Rogue] No.2083526 05/22/12(Tue)14:57 No.2083526

>>2083506
derp

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)14:59
No.2083546

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2083546 05/22/12(Tue)14:59 No.2083546

>>2083492
Walk the streets like the plebs?
Hah, not a chance!
Rooftops it is!

Jaq [Shaman]
05/22/12(Tue)14:59
No.2083567

Jaq [Shaman] No.2083567 05/22/12(Tue)14:59 No.2083567

>>2083492
Rooftops seem fun. Does the league of super evil have any wild animals to spare? Dogs, Rats, Something that I could use to get an inside look? Animal Connection and shit

DM
05/22/12(Tue)15:02
No.2083596

DM No.2083596 05/22/12(Tue)15:02 No.2083596

>>2083567
A really big bat flies by and lands on your head. How convenient.
>>2083506
>>2083509
>>2083525
>>2083546
You take to the rooftops
>>2083516
Even Typhus' corpulent from manages to climb up after some effort, leaving just some fallen bricks and a bit of pus and sweat behind.

There seem to be no guards up here.
The shortest way to the archives forces you to make some pretty long leaps and sneak past some windows. There is also an easier route, but it takes quite a detour.
You can tell there is a pair of guards every few streets.

Gorgor [Tracker]
05/22/12(Tue)15:02
No.2083606

Gorgor [Tracker] No.2083606 05/22/12(Tue)15:02 No.2083606

>>2083596
My special talent is climbing and shit so I take that long leap.

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)15:04
No.2083633

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2083633 05/22/12(Tue)15:04 No.2083633

>>2083596
I have wings, so I guess I'll just silently glide to the destination.

Patches [Rogue]
05/22/12(Tue)15:04
No.2083638

Patches [Rogue] No.2083638 05/22/12(Tue)15:04 No.2083638

>>2083596
I'm nice and agile. I should be able to make it without any problems.

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)15:05
No.2083640

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2083640 05/22/12(Tue)15:05 No.2083640

>>2083596
I believe I can fly! I could fly in front of that yelling pony too!
Take those leaps!

Jaq [Shaman]
05/22/12(Tue)15:05
No.2083643

Jaq [Shaman] No.2083643 05/22/12(Tue)15:05 No.2083643

>>2083596
Oh..Convenient.
When we get their I can infiltrate with this guy. Shifting consciousnesses to it. Problem is I will be out while I'm controlling it. One of you dogs have to carry me until I'm in.

Let's get moving then.

Typhus [Cleric]
05/22/12(Tue)15:05
No.2083647

Typhus [Cleric] No.2083647 05/22/12(Tue)15:05 No.2083647

>>2083596
I'll...have to...go...around...I think...
Whew!

DM
05/22/12(Tue)15:08
No.2083697

DM No.2083697 05/22/12(Tue)15:08 No.2083697

>>2083606
>>2083633
>>2083638
>>2083643
You four take the quick road, carried along by wings and agile bodies
>>2083647
The corpulent cleric takes the long route though. He will arrive a turn later than the rest of you.
Well should be just one more sprint to the archi-
>>2083640
>0
You fuck up your jump and slam into the ground, hard and loud. Two guard patrols have been alerted.

Attempt to climb back up?
Run away?
Hide?
Fight?

Jaq [Shaman]
05/22/12(Tue)15:09
No.2083714

Jaq [Shaman] No.2083714 05/22/12(Tue)15:09 No.2083714

>>2083697
Are they Unicorns or Pegasi?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)15:10
No.2083721

Anonymous No.2083721 05/22/12(Tue)15:10 No.2083721

>>2083697
I keep an eye on him from the shadows on the rooftop.

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)15:10
No.2083724

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2083724 05/22/12(Tue)15:10 No.2083724

>>2083697
I'll stay up on the roofs and a take a peek at the area where Cuckoo landed, while readying my great sword.

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)15:10
No.2083726

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2083726 05/22/12(Tue)15:10 No.2083726

>>2083697
"I'm okay!"
"Well, I did nothing! Can't a pony smack into the ground! I have my rights!"

Gorgor [Tracker]
05/22/12(Tue)15:10
No.2083737

Gorgor [Tracker] No.2083737 05/22/12(Tue)15:10 No.2083737

>>2083697
Run away and hide.

Patches [Rogue]
05/22/12(Tue)15:11
No.2083744

Patches [Rogue] No.2083744 05/22/12(Tue)15:11 No.2083744

>>2083721
herp

Jaq [Shaman]
05/22/12(Tue)15:11
No.2083753

Jaq [Shaman] No.2083753 05/22/12(Tue)15:11 No.2083753

>>2083697
Idiot. Cuckoo get out of there.
Watch him ready to attack if he gets caught

DM
05/22/12(Tue)15:13
No.2083774

DM No.2083774 05/22/12(Tue)15:13 No.2083774

Four guards rush to Cuckoo and ask him if he is ok, and if he needs any help getting home.

Two of them are pegasi, the other two unicorns. One is rather big, the other three smaller. They have only noticed Cuckoo.

Typhus [Cleric]
05/22/12(Tue)15:13
No.2083784

Typhus [Cleric] No.2083784 05/22/12(Tue)15:13 No.2083784

>>2083697
Oh dear, dear, dear.
I'm gonna keep legging it to the archives though since I'm already halfway there.

Patches [Rogue]
05/22/12(Tue)15:14
No.2083792

Patches [Rogue] No.2083792 05/22/12(Tue)15:14 No.2083792

>>2083774
I wait and watch.

Jaq [Shaman]
05/22/12(Tue)15:14
No.2083802

Jaq [Shaman] No.2083802 05/22/12(Tue)15:14 No.2083802

>>2083774
Good thing he's a pony. Lets go. Cuckoo can infiltrate his own way.

Continue moving.

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)15:14
No.2083803

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2083803 05/22/12(Tue)15:14 No.2083803

>>2083774
>>2083784
You guys handle this! I'll follow the cleric.

Gorgor [Tracker]
05/22/12(Tue)15:15
No.2083807

Gorgor [Tracker] No.2083807 05/22/12(Tue)15:15 No.2083807

>>2083774
I go away, a have a mission.

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)15:15
No.2083809

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2083809 05/22/12(Tue)15:15 No.2083809

>>2083774
I'm okay, just smelling the cold night air, tasting it, savoring it...
I'm fine!
Now leave me, I need to concentrate on eating air!

DM
05/22/12(Tue)15:18
No.2083854

DM No.2083854 05/22/12(Tue)15:18 No.2083854

>>2083809
>9
The guards are certain that you are fine, just dazed. They leave you alone.
>>2083784
>>2083792
>>2083802
>>2083803
>>2083807
After the little setback, you arrive at the Archives. There are two unicorns guarding the main entrance, and several big fragile stained glass windows on the second floor.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)15:19
No.2083870

Anonymous No.2083870 05/22/12(Tue)15:19 No.2083870

>>2083854
I throw a rock aiming the glass window.

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)15:19
No.2083871

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2083871 05/22/12(Tue)15:19 No.2083871

>>2083854
I just lick my hooves while the others make a decision on what to do.

Jaq [Shaman]
05/22/12(Tue)15:20
No.2083877

Jaq [Shaman] No.2083877 05/22/12(Tue)15:20 No.2083877

>>2083807
Gorgor. Please carry me. I'm gonna use my bat friend to stay close to Cuckoo.

And don't get any ideas.

Try using my ability to control the bat directly and distract the guards, passing out in the process.

Patches [Rogue]
05/22/12(Tue)15:20
No.2083883

Patches [Rogue] No.2083883 05/22/12(Tue)15:20 No.2083883

>>2083807
Do you want to shoot one while I backstab the other?

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)15:20
No.2083884

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2083884 05/22/12(Tue)15:20 No.2083884

>>2083854
I'll fly up to the stained glass windows and using my claws, I cut open a circular portion out of the window big enough to fit me and sneak in.

Gorgor [Tracker]
05/22/12(Tue)15:20
No.2083885

Gorgor [Tracker] No.2083885 05/22/12(Tue)15:20 No.2083885

>>2083870
Thats me.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)15:21
No.2083913

Anonymous No.2083913 05/22/12(Tue)15:21 No.2083913

>>2083870
>break the window
>alert everyone of what you're doing

DM
05/22/12(Tue)15:22
No.2083924

DM No.2083924 05/22/12(Tue)15:22 No.2083924

>>2083870
>0
As you attempt to throw the rock you slip and fall down in front of the guards.
The jig is up, prepare for battle.
Everyone Roll for initiative.
Score to beat: my roll.

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)15:23
No.2083934

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2083934 05/22/12(Tue)15:23 No.2083934

>>2083924
Oh damn it. Rolling!

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)15:23
No.2083942

Anonymous No.2083942 05/22/12(Tue)15:23 No.2083942

>>2083924
Rolling.

Gorgor [Tracker]
05/22/12(Tue)15:24
No.2083953

Gorgor [Tracker] No.2083953 05/22/12(Tue)15:24 No.2083953

>>2083924
Arrow to the head.

Patches [Rogue]
05/22/12(Tue)15:24
No.2083954

Patches [Rogue] No.2083954 05/22/12(Tue)15:24 No.2083954

>>2083942
Damn.

Jaq [Shaman]
05/22/12(Tue)15:24
No.2083956

Jaq [Shaman] No.2083956 05/22/12(Tue)15:24 No.2083956

>>2083924
>4
Pft. Easy
Roll

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)15:24
No.2083963

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2083963 05/22/12(Tue)15:24 No.2083963

>>2083924
Poof goes the wizard!
Cast my spell!

Typhus [Cleric]
05/22/12(Tue)15:24
No.2083964

Typhus [Cleric] No.2083964 05/22/12(Tue)15:24 No.2083964

>>2083924
I'll smite them with my swarm of flies.

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)15:26
No.2083983

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2083983 05/22/12(Tue)15:26 No.2083983

>all these rolls
Thank the Shaman!

Jaq [Shaman]
05/22/12(Tue)15:27
No.2084012

Jaq [Shaman] No.2084012 05/22/12(Tue)15:27 No.2084012

>>2083983
Get mad Griffy

DM
05/22/12(Tue)15:28
No.2084030

DM No.2084030 05/22/12(Tue)15:28 No.2084030

>>2083942
>>2083953
As an arrow grazes the cheek of one of the guards, they notice the rest of the party up on the roof and pull these two down with their magic.
>>2083964
A swarm of flies emerges to annoy the guards, but it fails to harm them
>>2083934
You remain unharmed so far, but couldn't quite get an attack off. You are better prepared now though.
>>2083956
Indeed it is. In the chaos of things the guards completely ignored you. Then again, it was dark so they could only see half of you even if they tried.
You are free to strike them now

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)15:30
No.2084050

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2084050 05/22/12(Tue)15:30 No.2084050

>>2084030
Rolling to strike one of the guards.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)15:30
No.2084053

Anonymous No.2084053 05/22/12(Tue)15:30 No.2084053

>>2084030
Rolling to blind a guard.

Jaq [Shaman]
05/22/12(Tue)15:30
No.2084054

Jaq [Shaman] No.2084054 05/22/12(Tue)15:30 No.2084054

>>2084030
Hey That's Racist!

Strike hard and true across the head with my staff

Typhus [Cleric]
05/22/12(Tue)15:30
No.2084069

Typhus [Cleric] No.2084069 05/22/12(Tue)15:30 No.2084069

>>2084030
Smite them!
Spread the joys of the lord of flies!

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)15:31
No.2084089

Anonymous No.2084089 05/22/12(Tue)15:31 No.2084089

>>2084030
Try to snipe another guard.

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)15:32
No.2084102

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2084102 05/22/12(Tue)15:32 No.2084102

>>2084030
I try to conjure up something that will hurt them!
Ice!
no, wait, Fire!
Fireice!
Something!

Gorgor [Tracker]
05/22/12(Tue)15:33
No.2084109

Gorgor [Tracker] No.2084109 05/22/12(Tue)15:33 No.2084109

>>2084089
Fucking 4chan x.

Patches [Rogue]
05/22/12(Tue)15:35
No.2084143

Patches [Rogue] No.2084143 05/22/12(Tue)15:35 No.2084143

>>2084102
>Cuckoo applies Icy Hot to her genetals

Jaq [Shaman]
05/22/12(Tue)15:35
No.2084156

Jaq [Shaman] No.2084156 05/22/12(Tue)15:35 No.2084156

>>2084143
Cuckoos a tit?

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)15:36
No.2084158

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2084158 05/22/12(Tue)15:36 No.2084158

>>2084143
>his

Patches [Rogue]
05/22/12(Tue)15:37
No.2084183

Patches [Rogue] No.2084183 05/22/12(Tue)15:37 No.2084183

>>2084158
>not having a quantum gender

Are you even trying to be Chaotic?

DM
05/22/12(Tue)15:37
No.2084191

DM No.2084191 05/22/12(Tue)15:37 No.2084191

>>2084050
>0
You misjudge the weight of your swing and come crashing down with a loud noise. A guard patrol has been alerted to your position.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI1VpElKWF8
>>2084053
Being a trained soldier, the guard knows to shield his eyes from such a blow.
He retaliates with a swing of his sword, cutting you lightly.
>>2084054
Bop.
Had the guard been a lion, he might have learned an important life lesson about how his dad is a cloud. However he is not a lion, he is a pony. He kicks you down.
>>2084069
Calling to your festering god, you summon up a veritable torrent of bloated flies. They burrow into the guards' eyes, skin and flesh, drowning out their screams of terror in their buzzing as they fill their throats.
>>2084089
As the guards flail in terror, your arrow strikes him in the head, killing him instantly.
>>2084102
>2
>critical miscast
You conjure the opposite elements to strike the enemy, but something goes very wrong. Your limbs are now stiff as ice, and you are on fire.

The alerted patrol will be here in two turns.

Patches [Rogue]
05/22/12(Tue)15:39
No.2084216

Patches [Rogue] No.2084216 05/22/12(Tue)15:39 No.2084216

>>2084191
Rolling for Stealth.

Typhus [Cleric]
05/22/12(Tue)15:39
No.2084231

Typhus [Cleric] No.2084231 05/22/12(Tue)15:39 No.2084231

>>2084191
I'll stab the remaining guard with my poisoned dagger.

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)15:40
No.2084237

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2084237 05/22/12(Tue)15:40 No.2084237

>>2084191
Well that's done, let's get to the archive.

Jaq [Shaman]
05/22/12(Tue)15:40
No.2084244

Jaq [Shaman] No.2084244 05/22/12(Tue)15:40 No.2084244

>>2084191
Fuck me. Get after the archives someone.
Rise back up and retaliate once again.

Gorgor [Tracker]
05/22/12(Tue)15:40
No.2084248

Gorgor [Tracker] No.2084248 05/22/12(Tue)15:40 No.2084248

>>2084191
Loot the fallen guard!
I want shinny stuff.

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)15:40
No.2084249

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2084249 05/22/12(Tue)15:40 No.2084249

>>2084191
Gah!
I try to levitate the fire on the guard!
I believe in me, I can do it!

DM
05/22/12(Tue)15:43
No.2084294

DM No.2084294 05/22/12(Tue)15:43 No.2084294

>>2084249
>9
>critical critical success
The remaining guard explodes into flames and soon only a pile of ash remains.
You still cannot run though, as your limbs are frozen solid.
>>2084248
He had a really shiny helmet
>>2084216
You are hidden.

The way is clear, but there is a dead guard and some strange ash. The patrol will be here next turn.
Take the bodies away?
Enter the archive?
Ambush the patrol?

Typhus [Cleric]
05/22/12(Tue)15:44
No.2084317

Typhus [Cleric] No.2084317 05/22/12(Tue)15:44 No.2084317

>>2084294
We should take the bodies away...I can't carry them though.

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)15:44
No.2084330

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2084330 05/22/12(Tue)15:44 No.2084330

>>2084294
I'll carry one of the bodies into the archive.

Patches [Rogue]
05/22/12(Tue)15:44
No.2084331

Patches [Rogue] No.2084331 05/22/12(Tue)15:44 No.2084331

>>2084294
I'll ambush with a backstab if the rest of the party can't get the body and the ash cleared up in time.

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)15:44
No.2084333

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2084333 05/22/12(Tue)15:44 No.2084333

>>2084294
I spread the ash on my hooves.
That'll do it!
I'm sure that will unfreeze me!
Also, taste the ash.

Gorgor [Tracker]
05/22/12(Tue)15:44
No.2084339

Gorgor [Tracker] No.2084339 05/22/12(Tue)15:44 No.2084339

>>2084294
Dug dug dug and hide the bodies.

DM
05/22/12(Tue)15:48
No.2084421

DM No.2084421 05/22/12(Tue)15:48 No.2084421

>>2084330
>0
You try to drag one along, but it proves too heavy.
>>2084339
>9
Luckily, the diamond dog is better at this than the griffon.
>>2084333
You then scatter the ashes (which thaws your legs) and the whole party enters the archives.
It is absolutely quiet in there, all you can hear are the hoofsteps of guards. You can also see some light, indicating where the guards are searching.
Greymane is on the third floor.
You can get there either via the stairs, the windows or the rafters.

Jaq [Shaman]
05/22/12(Tue)15:49
No.2084436

Jaq [Shaman] No.2084436 05/22/12(Tue)15:49 No.2084436

>>2084421
We're going up. Windows, We can't risk the stairs.
Griffy you're up.

Typhus [Cleric]
05/22/12(Tue)15:49
No.2084439

Typhus [Cleric] No.2084439 05/22/12(Tue)15:49 No.2084439

>>2084421
I'm not very agile, I'll have to use the stairs in any case.
Maybe I can bluff any guards that come my way with my cleric-like appearance.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)15:50
No.2084446

Anonymous No.2084446 05/22/12(Tue)15:50 No.2084446

>>2084421
Rolling for stealth and rafters.

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)15:50
No.2084448

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2084448 05/22/12(Tue)15:50 No.2084448

>>2084421
Windows it is.

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)15:50
No.2084449

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2084449 05/22/12(Tue)15:50 No.2084449

>>2084421
Take the stairs.
If the guards ask me anything, just hush them and try to look like an important mage.

Gorgor [Tracker]
05/22/12(Tue)15:50
No.2084454

Gorgor [Tracker] No.2084454 05/22/12(Tue)15:50 No.2084454

>>2084421
Windows.

Patches [Rogue]
05/22/12(Tue)15:50
No.2084457

Patches [Rogue] No.2084457 05/22/12(Tue)15:50 No.2084457

>>2084446
hurf durf

Typhus [Cleric]
05/22/12(Tue)15:51
No.2084478

Typhus [Cleric] No.2084478 05/22/12(Tue)15:51 No.2084478

>>2084449
>>2084439
>9s
Here, let me show you a picture from my book of gnarly things, the guards won't interrupt two scholars in the middle of research...

Jaq [Shaman]
05/22/12(Tue)15:52
No.2084494

Jaq [Shaman] No.2084494 05/22/12(Tue)15:52 No.2084494

>>2084457
Aren't you already stealthed?
>>2084478
That's fine and dandy for you unicorns but what about us?

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)15:52
No.2084495

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2084495 05/22/12(Tue)15:52 No.2084495

>>2084478
Fascinating.

Typhus [Cleric]
05/22/12(Tue)15:53
No.2084512

Typhus [Cleric] No.2084512 05/22/12(Tue)15:53 No.2084512

>>2084494
You can go jump in the rafters or what you young ones do for fun these days.

DM
05/22/12(Tue)15:54
No.2084526

DM No.2084526 05/22/12(Tue)15:54 No.2084526

>>2084439
>>2084449
>9
>9
SEEMS LEGIT.
The guards salute you and ask you if you'd like any drinks or anything else before you head to meet master Greymane.
>>2084446
You scurry into the shadows and up onto the rafters.
It is quiet and dark up here, but you get a creeping feeling you aren't alone.
Roll to spot.
>>2084436
>>2084448
>>2084454
You fly and climb out the window.
Roll to see how hard it is to get to the third floor.

Gorgor [Tracker]
05/22/12(Tue)15:54
No.2084532

Gorgor [Tracker] No.2084532 05/22/12(Tue)15:54 No.2084532

>>2084526
Rolling.

Jaq [Shaman]
05/22/12(Tue)15:55
No.2084540

Jaq [Shaman] No.2084540 05/22/12(Tue)15:55 No.2084540

>>2084526
>Implying difficulty

Roll

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)15:55
No.2084554

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2084554 05/22/12(Tue)15:55 No.2084554

>>2084526
Rolling.

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)15:56
No.2084566

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2084566 05/22/12(Tue)15:56 No.2084566

>>2084526
Hush them and try to seem important.

Patches [Rogue]
05/22/12(Tue)15:56
No.2084571

Patches [Rogue] No.2084571 05/22/12(Tue)15:56 No.2084571

>>2084526
Rolling.

Time for my doctor's appointment. Hopefully I'll be alive when I get back.

Typhus [Cleric]
05/22/12(Tue)15:57
No.2084582

Typhus [Cleric] No.2084582 05/22/12(Tue)15:57 No.2084582

>>2084566
I'll drag the mage along to Greymane's room.

Typhus [Cleric]
05/22/12(Tue)15:57
No.2084594

Typhus [Cleric] No.2084594 05/22/12(Tue)15:57 No.2084594

>>2084582
That does not require a roll right
It wouldn't make any sense right

Jaq [Shaman]
05/22/12(Tue)15:59
No.2084640

Jaq [Shaman] No.2084640 05/22/12(Tue)15:59 No.2084640

>>2084594
Congrats you just killed everyone

Typhus [Cleric]
05/22/12(Tue)16:00
No.2084653

Typhus [Cleric] No.2084653 05/22/12(Tue)16:00 No.2084653

>>2084640
Well it's been 2 hours since the quest started.
About.
And someone had to do it.

DM
05/22/12(Tue)16:01
No.2084659

DM No.2084659 05/22/12(Tue)16:01 No.2084659

>>2084554
The wind is picking up, and you find it hard to gain altitude.
As you look down you see
>>2084532
The diamond dog hanging on for dear life and
>>2084540
>0
The zebra fall onto the passing guards who are trying to investigate the earlier disturbance.

>>2084571
You are pretty confident that you are alone up here, and it was just your nerves
The voices behind you help to ease that feeling.
>Shh now.
>Do not fear.
>It will be painless.
>For us.
You won't be. I need to wrap things up and that was an important roll.

>>2084582
>>2084566
The guards wish you a good night as they take you to Greymane's room, then leave.
Archivist Greymane looks at you and asks where the others are.

Jaq [Shaman]
05/22/12(Tue)16:02
No.2084685

Jaq [Shaman] No.2084685 05/22/12(Tue)16:02 No.2084685

>>2084659
Get the fuck up
Clobber one of them and get the fuck out of there.

Typhus [Cleric]
05/22/12(Tue)16:02
No.2084686

Typhus [Cleric] No.2084686 05/22/12(Tue)16:02 No.2084686

>>2084659
"Oh, probably dying out there. But that's all fine and dandy, they aren't vital. Time however, is. Spill the beans."

Gorgor [Tracker]
05/22/12(Tue)16:02
No.2084691

Gorgor [Tracker] No.2084691 05/22/12(Tue)16:02 No.2084691

>>2084659
Try to climb and hide.

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)16:02
No.2084692

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2084692 05/22/12(Tue)16:02 No.2084692

>>2084659
They are probably dead by now, let's get to business!

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)16:03
No.2084702

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2084702 05/22/12(Tue)16:03 No.2084702

>>2084659
Try to get to the window and get the fuck in!

DM
05/22/12(Tue)16:09
No.2084805

DM No.2084805 05/22/12(Tue)16:09 No.2084805

>>2084691
You mess up, slip and fall off next to the zebra.
>>2084685
You now face the guards, two on two.
Roll for initiative VS me

>>2084702
You barely manage to claw your way into the room
>>2084692
>>2084686
As the griffon arrives, the archivist being to talk.
"Time is of the essence here. I've studied all I can and I think I know where Tambelon's ruins can be found. I've marked the locations on this map. If my assumptions are correct, the forgotten scrolls of Grogar can be found there. With them we should be able to revive dragons without the need to resort to binding runes any longer.
The problem is if this map falls in the wrong hands, like the hands of that infernal inquisitor Celestia keeps showering in gold, our entire plan might be compromised. Take it, and make sure it gets back to Master Patchwreck."
He hands you a map and points at the door.
"Unless you needed something else, GO."

Typhus [Cleric]
05/22/12(Tue)16:11
No.2084833

Typhus [Cleric] No.2084833 05/22/12(Tue)16:11 No.2084833

>>2084805
"Are there any other ways out?
I have a bad feeling about the hall."

Jaq [Shaman]
05/22/12(Tue)16:11
No.2084840

Jaq [Shaman] No.2084840 05/22/12(Tue)16:11 No.2084840

>>2084805
The gods hate me.
Roll for Root. There's a garden around here somewhere.

Jaq [Shaman]
05/22/12(Tue)16:12
No.2084852

Jaq [Shaman] No.2084852 05/22/12(Tue)16:12 No.2084852

>>2084840
GOD
DAMMIT.

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)16:12
No.2084853

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2084853 05/22/12(Tue)16:12 No.2084853

>>2084805
"Well, it seems that we have what we needed.
But do we need YOU?
You know too much already, what if those spies get their hooves on you... Our entire plan might be compromised..."

Then smile at him smugly.

Typhus [Cleric]
05/22/12(Tue)16:13
No.2084858

Typhus [Cleric] No.2084858 05/22/12(Tue)16:13 No.2084858

>>2084853
Are you sure you're mad?

Gorgor [Tracker]
05/22/12(Tue)16:13
No.2084862

Gorgor [Tracker] No.2084862 05/22/12(Tue)16:13 No.2084862

>>2084805
Try to run away.

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)16:14
No.2084881

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2084881 05/22/12(Tue)16:14 No.2084881

>>2084805
Oh uh, let's go then!

DM
05/22/12(Tue)16:18
No.2084954

DM No.2084954 05/22/12(Tue)16:18 No.2084954

>>2084833
"I guess you could always jump out the window if you feel that is safer. Now stop dripping ooze on my carpet."
>>2084853
"You wouldn't dare. Patchwreck needs me on the inside."
>>2084881
"Good tidings."

>>2084840
>0
In panic, the zebra attempts to call to the primal forces of nature. However neutrality is a double edged sword, often refusing to bow to any master. As roots cling to the panicking Shaman, one of the guard plants his spear deep in the zebra's chest, killing him on the spot.
>>2084862
Seeing his comrade fall, the diamond dog, loyal more to money than gods, turns to flee as the guards give chase.
Roll to not get caught.
To beat: my roll.

Typhus [Cleric]
05/22/12(Tue)16:20
No.2084978

Typhus [Cleric] No.2084978 05/22/12(Tue)16:20 No.2084978

>>2084954
Well let's hurry back down the stairs.
Try to look like a good cleric again.

Gorgor [Tracker]
05/22/12(Tue)16:21
No.2084991

Gorgor [Tracker] No.2084991 05/22/12(Tue)16:21 No.2084991

>>2084954
aaa

Jaq [Ded Shaman]
05/22/12(Tue)16:21
No.2084996

Jaq [Ded Shaman] No.2084996 05/22/12(Tue)16:21 No.2084996

>>2084954
Fuck

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)16:21
No.2084997

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2084997 05/22/12(Tue)16:21 No.2084997

>>2084954
I'll jump off from the window and glide to safety.

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)16:21
No.2085002

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2085002 05/22/12(Tue)16:21 No.2085002

>>2084954
"Just in case..."

We can't risk it!
Poof, there goes his memories!
Erase them!

DM
05/22/12(Tue)16:26
No.2085085

DM No.2085085 05/22/12(Tue)16:26 No.2085085

>>2084991
Being less familiar with the city than the guards, your attempts to lose them in the side roads prove pointless.
You are cornered in an alley.
Surrender or die.
>>2084978
How strange. The guards are gone. The entire hall is empty.
>>2085002
>critical misscast
You have no idea what you are doing here.
>>2084997
Safely outside, you see the dead zebra being inspected by a patrol, and another cornering one of the diamond dogs in an alley.

Jaq [Ded Shaman]
05/22/12(Tue)16:27
No.2085095

Jaq [Ded Shaman] No.2085095 05/22/12(Tue)16:27 No.2085095

>>2084996
I wonder if theres some deus ex Machina roll I can do to switch consciousness at the second of death to the nearest wild animal.

I dont actually know what DEUSXM is supposed to mean. I just thought it would sound cool.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)16:27
No.2085097

Anonymous No.2085097 05/22/12(Tue)16:27 No.2085097

>>2085085
I GIVE UP!
GREYMANE IS ONE OF US!

Typhus [Cleric]
05/22/12(Tue)16:27
No.2085099

Typhus [Cleric] No.2085099 05/22/12(Tue)16:27 No.2085099

>>2085085
Oh come the fuck on, that was an 8! I should be on the street by now!
I'll keep running to the door.

Gorgor [Tracker]
05/22/12(Tue)16:28
No.2085106

Gorgor [Tracker] No.2085106 05/22/12(Tue)16:28 No.2085106

>>2085097
Me.

Jaq [Ded Shaman]
05/22/12(Tue)16:28
No.2085110

Jaq [Ded Shaman] No.2085110 05/22/12(Tue)16:28 No.2085110

>>2085097

WHY ARE ALL THE DIAMOND DOGS PLAYED IN THESE GAMES SUCH ASSHOLES?!

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)16:28
No.2085117

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2085117 05/22/12(Tue)16:28 No.2085117

>>2085085
"What the hell are you doing in my chambers? Get out or feel my wrath!"

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)16:29
No.2085128

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2085128 05/22/12(Tue)16:29 No.2085128

>>2085110
PULI WASN'T AN ASSHOLE

Typhus [Cleric]
05/22/12(Tue)16:30
No.2085137

Typhus [Cleric] No.2085137 05/22/12(Tue)16:30 No.2085137

>>2085110
Because every DD in the show was an a-hole?

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)16:30
No.2085145

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2085145 05/22/12(Tue)16:30 No.2085145

>>2085085
Hmm...if I let him die, more money for me..

I'll just watch from a safe distance and see what happens.

Jaq [Ded Shaman]
05/22/12(Tue)16:31
No.2085153

Jaq [Ded Shaman] No.2085153 05/22/12(Tue)16:31 No.2085153

>>2085128
THIS IS TRUE. IN FACT HE WAS SUPER BRO

DM
05/22/12(Tue)16:33
No.2085192

DM No.2085192 05/22/12(Tue)16:33 No.2085192

>>2085097
The guards take you away. Your co-operation might save you years of dungeon time.
>>2085099
>99
Spooked by the silence, you leg it to the door. As you dash out, trailing sweat and pus, you hear a whisper in your ear
>Run, run.
>As fast as you can.
>We'll come for you yet.
>Pestilent man.
>>2085117
As you and Greymane argue over whose room it is, you realize there are two figures behind you.
>Supreme Archivist Harpend Greymane.
>We did suspect you might be involved.
>Which one of them has the map.
>Tell us and your deaths will be swift.
Cuckoo, your time to shine it seems.

Typhus [Cleric]
05/22/12(Tue)16:35
No.2085224

Typhus [Cleric] No.2085224 05/22/12(Tue)16:35 No.2085224

>>2085192
Did I get out of the whole situation yet?
If I did not, keep legging it back to base with the papers.

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)16:36
No.2085233

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2085233 05/22/12(Tue)16:36 No.2085233

>>2085192
The voices?
The voices are back?
But they werent' real!
They aren't real!

Beat my head and tell the voices to stop!

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)16:39
No.2085270

Anonymous No.2085270 05/22/12(Tue)16:39 No.2085270

this quest went to shit fast

i like the results

Gorgor [Tracker]
05/22/12(Tue)16:39
No.2085282

Gorgor [Tracker] No.2085282 05/22/12(Tue)16:39 No.2085282

>>2085192
I can help you track this monsters yes
I just want gems.

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)16:41
No.2085306

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2085306 05/22/12(Tue)16:41 No.2085306

>>2085192
I'm not..quite sure what to do at the moment..

Jaq [Ded Shaman]
05/22/12(Tue)16:41
No.2085313

Jaq [Ded Shaman] No.2085313 05/22/12(Tue)16:41 No.2085313

>>2085270
CRIME DOESN'T PAY

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)16:43
No.2085334

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2085334 05/22/12(Tue)16:43 No.2085334

>>2085270
Morale of the quest:
Evil people always suffer horrible faiths, the Princess wins.
Let's rename DM to Disney.

Typhus [Cleric]
05/22/12(Tue)16:44
No.2085344

Typhus [Cleric] No.2085344 05/22/12(Tue)16:44 No.2085344

>>2085334
I'm not ded yet

DM
05/22/12(Tue)16:46
No.2085382

DM No.2085382 05/22/12(Tue)16:46 No.2085382

>>2085233
You feel an incredible feeling of clarity wash over you, unlike ever before in your life. No. Not ever. You remember now. It was not always like this. You remember the green fields. Your foalhood friends. How you smiled and laughed. How it was a different laugh. A sincere one. A happy one. Yes. That is this feeling. You are... Happy.

The mage's body slumps to the ground with a wet thud as the twins pull the blades out and walk up to Greymane. They bend him backwards out the window.
>The map.
>The name.
>NOW.
>WHILE YOU STILL CAN.
Greymane spits at them, saying the only map he made is now beyond their shadowy grasp.
Unphased, the twins, Cloak and Dagger, press their blades into his aged flesh and wait for him to stop moving.
>By the light of celestia
>Rest now and forever
They then hoist the two bodies on their backs and leave in a puff of smoke. Celestia must be informed.

>>2085224
>>2085306
The two of you make it back to the temple beneath the Necroponelis, and hand over the map to Patchwreck. He smiles at you briefly as he studies it.
"GOOD. ALL IS AS I EXPECTED. YOU TWO HAVE DONE A GREAT SERVICE TO US AND OUR CAUSE. WHEN THE GREAT ONE RISES, YOU WILL BE AT THE FOREFRONT OF THOSE HE WILL PROTECT.

GO NOW AND REST. THERE IS MUCH MORE WORK FOR YOU IN THE FUTURE."

Mission complete.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)16:49
No.2085404

Anonymous No.2085404 05/22/12(Tue)16:49 No.2085404

>>2085382
seeing as how a couple, if not several, are no longer able to participate; provided you'll do more evil quests. can i join the next one?

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)16:49
No.2085418

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2085418 05/22/12(Tue)16:49 No.2085418

>>2085382
Aww yiss. Looking forward to the next one!

DM
05/22/12(Tue)16:50
No.2085429

DM No.2085429 05/22/12(Tue)16:50 No.2085429

>>2085404
Evil always needs more peons to throw into the grinder. Sure you can.

Jaq [Ded Shaman]
05/22/12(Tue)16:50
No.2085431

Jaq [Ded Shaman] No.2085431 05/22/12(Tue)16:50 No.2085431

>>2085382
I'm confused.
We did all that just to kill one dude?
Why didn't we burn the archives?

Typhus [Cleric]
05/22/12(Tue)16:50
No.2085435

Typhus [Cleric] No.2085435 05/22/12(Tue)16:50 No.2085435

>>2085404
Anyone can join as long as they're here when the quest starts.
>>2085382
Woohoo I'm alive!

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)16:51
No.2085458

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2085458 05/22/12(Tue)16:51 No.2085458

>>2085435
drinks on me, bro

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)16:51
No.2085459

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2085459 05/22/12(Tue)16:51 No.2085459

>>2085429
I'm sad now.
He was a bit mad and stuff, why would they kill him so cruelly?

DM
05/22/12(Tue)16:53
No.2085488

DM No.2085488 05/22/12(Tue)16:53 No.2085488

>>2085431
You wanted the map.
The twins were Celestia's assassins from the other quest
>>2085459
He had feelings for Radiant
Sad.
So sad.

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)16:55
No.2085525

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2085525 05/22/12(Tue)16:55 No.2085525

>>2085488
Wait, it was Greymane?
I know it wasn't Cuckoo, I don't have a boner for my own characters.
Maybe a little one

DM
05/22/12(Tue)16:57
No.2085572

DM No.2085572 05/22/12(Tue)16:57 No.2085572

>>2085525
That was a joke, remember, Greymane was alive at the end of Ironhide, while the feelings guy died long before that.

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)16:57
No.2085574

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2085574 05/22/12(Tue)16:57 No.2085574

>>2085525
Wait..hold on..who is Greymane again?

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)16:59
No.2085609

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2085609 05/22/12(Tue)16:59 No.2085609

>>2085572
Oh right, I can't into timelines.
Sad
So sad

DM
05/22/12(Tue)16:59
No.2085624

DM No.2085624 05/22/12(Tue)16:59 No.2085624

>>2085574
Head of the Canterlot Archives, also a traitor working for Patchwreck

Mairuzu [Knight]
05/22/12(Tue)17:01
No.2085652

Mairuzu [Knight] No.2085652 05/22/12(Tue)17:01 No.2085652

>>2085624
Ah..shit, that must've passed through my mind. Makes a lot of sense now, thanks. When should we expect the next one?

DM
05/22/12(Tue)17:03
No.2085706

DM No.2085706 05/22/12(Tue)17:03 No.2085706

>>2085652
A trip to Tambelon
More revelations on Patchwreck, Reanimator and the Great One
Possibly a run-in with the Good campaign crew

Cuckoo [Mage]
05/22/12(Tue)17:04
No.2085737

Cuckoo [Mage] No.2085737 05/22/12(Tue)17:04 No.2085737

>>2085706
I can't wait to get killed my myself!

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