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Pone.
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pone.
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>404

Leth is best janitor
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All hail the Mods. They are great and merciful.
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>>2075827
But thats a poni.
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Fresh start mang

Bah, I'm gonna go art anyway before it comes back
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I hope we learned something from that horrible experience
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>>2075827
why is that poni not poni poni

fix it
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>>2075840
my bad
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>rape
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So... was it archived?
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>>2075849
lets do this
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>>2075849
ROLLL
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>>2075853
Jokes on you.
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>404
>you click on /co/ to wait for a new horse
G- god dammit...
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>>2075849
alright, we roll
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By the by, the one posting the Katia wasn't me.

I'm over here innocently drawing Spike.
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>>2075849
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Thank god it's over.
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MLPG, should I get DayZ?

Shit looks fun.
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>>2075849
Rolling
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I hard-reset to Chrysalis the day of the finale, but I'm starting to like Pinkie Pie again.

I think maybe all it will take is some fresh pone come September to fix me.
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Don't RP the LP
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>>2075849
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what the fuck? Why'd the last thread get deleted?
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>>2075875
Idk, maybe. I think ARMA's cheap on Amazon right now, if you're interested. Strike while the iron's hot.
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>>2075849
NO FUCK YOU
I HOPE YOU FALL IN A WOODCHIPPER
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>>2075870
so I got derpy huh, anyone know any particularly good derpy pics? crotch teets and vaginal prefered.
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>>2075851
better?
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>>2075871
W-were you the one I was "spoiler texting" with I hope?
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>>2075849
Good lord.

We've angered Microwave. He will now berate us with his stories of fapping to pones, spending money, and how much he loves Rainbow Dash.

This is all our fault.
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>>2075888
BECAUSE IT WAS SHIT.
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>>2075886

But I do all of these things every day.

Except for deleting my pony porn, that stays.
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>>2075888
Because it was fucking awful and there is a god. Now post some goddamn pony.
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what does each poni's kisses taste like
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>>2075871
I didn't think that was you, AB. I think it was just some faggot trying to get us 404'd.

Probably assravaged that we kicked the /soc/ shit out of the thread.
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>>2075903
>spending time with that faggot

You ask for this.
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>>2075903
Shut up, Microwave.

God, you are the WORST attention whore.
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>>2075895
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>>2075906
YOU'RE SHIT :<
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>>2075908
>going to EQD
why
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>>2075911
pony lips
so, hay and saliva, i guess
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>>2075875
Dont let on that you poni poni or you'll get plastered by bandits

also can your machine run ArmA well? takes a fairly above average rig.
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>>2075849

Come on Braeburn!
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>>2075886
roll
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>>2075911
Like bag of sand
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>>2075924

To 1 star 10 shipping fics, of course
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>>2075886
Okay rolling.
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>>2075918
>implying I go to that skype anymore.
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>>2075886
Fine.
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>>2075849
Rolling for fun.
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>>2075902
Maybe...

>>2075849
Why not turn this /b/ faggot shit around by whoever you get when you roll, you have to draw them or something?
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>>2075911
Twilight: raspberry lip balm
Rarity: nothing
Pinkie: cake frosting
Applejack: duh
Fluttershy: hint of lettuce
Dash: blue
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>>2075886
Rollan
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>>2075886
im down
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>>2075928
I already have.
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WELP. I'm off. Goodnight, guys.
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>>2075941
>100 situps
>I'm horribly out of shape
Okay, I'm gonna go try this, I doubt it ends well.

Call an ambulance if I'm not back in 30 minutes.
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I just got here from the hyper-index by way of the last thread and it looks like we had a thread end with only 107 images. What happened? Did some anon delete the thread?
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I remember rolling...I drew two picture from it.
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>>2075868
>Pony thread on the front page of /co/
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>>2075952
unf
tfw you will never cum on braeburn
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>>2075957
It was a mercy killing.
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>>2075849
Rolling for Carrot cake
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>>2075958
Damn zebras.
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>>2075940
>implying anyone does
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>>2075957
It needed to die. There was no saving it.
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>>2075949
fuck I haven't done more than 10 pushups in ages
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>>2075952

Why is Braeburn so gay?
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>>2075957
There was no previous thread. Nothing bad happened.
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>>2075902
>>2075944
Could you two go ahead and not do that here? That's part of the reason the last thread tanked. It's inappropriate, especially in a thread this young.
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>>2075959
>Roasted Bread
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
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so what happened to the last thread?
i reported it... did it get autodeleted after ten reports?
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Would you vacuum pump pone's marecunt?
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>>2075965
Don't hate. My first roll was Celestia
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>>2075960
...but only because you always finish inside
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>>2075968
Wow...

>>2075976
That...had nothing to do with the last thread's tanking, faggort but I'll stop anyway.
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>>2075973
Oh man
That fucking feel
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>>2075980
I still don't get how those pants got like that

like

he took them off

them put them back on one leg?

seriously

makes NO sense
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>>2075963
>>2075967
What the heck are you guys talking about? What happened?
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>>2075986
unf
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>>2075886
0 get
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>>2075984
Pfhaha.
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>>2075849
roll
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>>2075984
Damn muffins
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Can I confess something? I tell you this as a brony, I think you'll understand. Sometimes when I'm galloping... on the road at night... I see another pony coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn quickly, head-on into the oncoming equine. I can anticipate the crash. The sound of whinnying from shattered bones. The... blood slowly pouring from our bodies.
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>>2075958
UNF
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>>2075991
Just stepped one leg out obviously...have you never undressed?
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>>2075980
Man, that dude seriously needs to trim it back a little.
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>>2075944
S'long as it was you and not an imposter~

>>2075976
S-sorry..I do feel bad if the 404 was my fault. Seriously.
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>>2075959

That was no proper thread.
'Twas nothing but a /b/read.

Thank goodness it's now dead;
Nothing worthwhile was said.
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>>2076000
ahahhha
faggot
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>>2075984
uncensored version please?
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>>2075951
gonna do this and whatever this post gets me
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>>2075987
Sorry I just dont do pushups

Ever
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Maybe I should try to get more of this picture done. At least the sketch, anyhow.
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>>2075886
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>>2076007
>I tell you this as a brony
stopped reading there
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>>2076011
it's impossible to step one leg out and then have the pants be up the other leg that far unless you deliberately pulled them back up that leg
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>>2076013
>>2075976
Christ almighty...

Look, if you have to do that shit, there are dead threads going back for hours.
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>>2076007
Christopher Walken, Annie Hall.
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>>2076022
Nah~
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>>2076013
You should feel bad. You know what. No. You shouldn't feel bad. You should kill yourself.
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>>2076000
well shit.
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>>2076030
haha, oh fuck.

your loss then.
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>>2076034
oh i like you

we're gonna have a lot of fun
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>>2076023
but im clean shaven.
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>>2076031
Nah, you pull them down to your knee, then step out and perhaps pull it up a little so it isn't around your ankle? I don't know why but it seems right to me.

>>2076032
No one is "doing that shit," get off our backs.
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>>2076034
If you don't I'll go dig it up and do it anyway.

Save us both a little time, would you?
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>>2076007
Wait, you just grabbed that from /co/!
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If you could go to Equestria, but you would be put into the body of your favorite pone's pet, would you do it?
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>>2075849
yoloooo
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>>2076044
Holy shit worst case of fucking creepy deja vu
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>>2076061
Nah.
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>>2076065
Jackpot!
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>>2076055
why not just take them off completely if you're going to do that.

there is seriously no point in exposing only one leg then pulling the pants up the other leg

like i said

makes NO sense
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>>2076061
Can I still speak, and do I still have my intelligence?
If not, then no.
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>>2076061
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>>2076036
I don't want to kill myself but I predict in the future that I might..who knows
>>2076032
I said I'm sorry..I-I'm drunk..that's no excuse
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>>2076057
Nah muffin edition is fun!~
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>>2076060
I got me a new copypasta nigger.
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>>2076083
One appearance in Season Two.
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>>2076080
I don't know, I didn't draw the shit, I'm trying to help you out nigger.

>>2076088
I've been sitting next to my bottle of ambien all night. They're calling me
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SPIKE IN A MAID'S OUTFIT

WHO WANTS IT
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>>2076091
more apron pone maybe?
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>>2076100
EVERYONE

POST IT
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>>2076100

I DO!
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>>2076100
Human or regular? Cause I drew a regular one~
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>>2076103
>not posting bulge version
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>>2076100
>>2076100
Me
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>>2076096
I dont give a fuck about pets
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>>2076061
I think I could live with being Spike
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Gonna be drawing fat pony with a friend. Stream or no?
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>>2076091
Derpy. My one weakness...
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>>2076111
Both. I want to see some Spike asshole being slammed
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PREQUEL UPDATED
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>>2076098
>I'm trying to help you out

what

i was pointing out something weird in a picture

and you tried to refute it

how is that

wha

i dont know what's up with you
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>>2076096
I forgot that gummy existed
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Where does one who is into like...rape per se find proper fapping materials?
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>>2076098
I'm such a pussy..For me it'll probably happen "naturally" or as an "accident" as cirrhosis or alcohol poisoning.
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>>2076120
Yes.

I have Ross's stream URL filtered so if you're him, I won't see it anyway.
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>>2076103
>you will never hide under pone's apron, strapped to his belly and trying as hard as you can to stifle your moans as his fat ponycock throbbing inside you
>you will never feel him casually thrust into you as he trots around the kitchen
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>>2076125
No it didn't, you fucking liar
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>>2076129
You forget Gummy and you post that shit character? Kill yourself. No excuses. No trying to get out of it. Kill yourself.
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>>2076091
I wish to share a relationship with mildly retarded Derpy. IQ just below seventy. No speech impediment. No incontinence. Just slightly retarded, in an extremely cute way. The way I've always imagined her...
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>>2076103
>>2076112
I like bulgeless tripod version better.
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>>2076147
lol he is so random like gir xd
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>>2076142
She's fantasizing about you MLPG.
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>>2076125
I hope you step on a lego, then a subsequent lego is launched into your throat.
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>>2076154
Well yeah, but you drew that one. You're biased.
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>>2076150
>Just slightly retarded, in an extremely cute way.

...holy fuck.
Listen, I'm not one of those >ableists yamino-type folks.

But jesus christ.

That was BAD, man.

Just...the fuck?
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>>2076126
I was agreeing that it was weird but offering an explanation.
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>>2076142
Why do furries insist on drawing pony noses way too fucking big?
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Oh speaking of streams you guys missed these
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>>2076155
That's the stupidest thing anyone has ever posted. You might as well say that about Pinkie Pie too.
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>>2076159
Nah man you gotta hope that every step they take is plagued by legos
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>>2076143
>you will never fix that moaning problem by being strapped in the other direction next time
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>>2076172
She can go fast now.
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>you will never make your favorite pone laugh
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>>2076142
>Inferior diminutive quadrupeds that hold status by magical birth privilege rather than by hard work and intellect

As a human, I can not even imagining having a romantic relationship with a pony.

It's below me.
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>>2076170
>anon marker
One day..One day I'll mark a thread. Some day I will be significant.
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>>2076172
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WOULD YOU RATHER:

A: Get cocooned by Chrysalis ONCE.

B: Fuck Maid Spike (Human shota, Dragon, or anthro, the choice is yours) ONCE.

C: Have a pony waifu slave to fuck missionary position ONCE every night for an hour tops.
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>>2076125

Fuck you.
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>>2076147
>lol gummy is best pony dis is such a funny meme

Gummy wasn't anything but a joke in season 1, and had no real place in season 2.

It was as likable and significant as opalescence clawing things.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpxBcJaFX6g
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>>2076165
You know what I mean, nigger.
Like a retarded cartoon character who's really cute.
Nothing analogous to a real-world disability.
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>>2076187
Dont go sleepy pone!
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>>2076172
>"You aint got no lets Lutenit Dash."
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>>2076194
Do I get a kickass carapace with A?
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>>2076171
They're used to drawing long animal muzzles. It's not something they can break away from easily because they're shitty artists who learn through rote repetition, and as a result can only draw a certain way.
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>>2076194
FFFFFUCK

I can't decide
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Geez, what was I thinking with this pose?

yes it's matress/bed pone

I forgot when exactly I drew the though
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>>2076194
C. Any one who chooses the other choices needs to be killed.
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>>2076194
C, the more pone the better
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B
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>There you are, sitting in a bush
>You have 1/3 HP
>Your team got dominated in the fight, you only just managed to escape do to Stealth
>You start channeling Recall
>Suddenly, Lucent Singularity is thrown into the bush, and you flash out before Lux can pop it
>Then you hear it
>DEMACIAAAAAA
>Garen outta fuckin' nowhere

FUCK
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>>2076194
C is the best option I like maybe B is spike is r63.
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>>2076208
Anywhere from sparse scales to full turian, voice included.
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>>2076211
I like it.
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>>2076194
C, since every night. If it was just the once, then A.
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>>2076194
Does she have to be my slave? If not, then C. If she does, then I'd rather be cocooned. I don't want to subjugate pone.
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>>2076194
A, Once is all it takes to corrupt you.
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>>2076194

C, duh.

>Fucking Celestia missionary position every night for an hour

Who in the flying fuck wouldn't choose C?

I demand you make a new scenario with better options.
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>>2076205
>Nothing analogous to a real-world disability.

A.K.A. Exactly like the real-world disability, except without all the yucky parts and only the parts that I think are cute, like being retarded.

A.K.A. I'm just going to say it's nothing like the real-world disability to avoid any negative implications that finding retardation 'cute' might have.
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>>2076194
>tfw A is tempting, but you get Chrys anyway if you pick C
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>>2076194
None of these are good choices, but if I had to go with one it would be ...
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>>2076224
YES

AWESOME

>that feel when you lost your attraction to ponies ages ago and would rather walk around with armor and a cool voice
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>>2076211
>you will never flop onto bedpone's soft memory foam belly and hug against it gently as it pulls the covers up over you
>you will never nuzzle your face into bedpone's pillowy chest as you get comfortable
>you will never realize too late that bedpone can probably feel your boner pushing up against her
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>>2076233
Would you let Zecora test the effects of poison joke on you, if she agrees to get into the bath with you after?
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so that anon earlier 2 generals ago talking about getting a happy ending massage said that it was in LA. well i didnt have the balls to go the parlor he said it was at, because i didnt want to ask them or accidentally get an old chick like he did.

so where in LA do prostitutes hang out at night?
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>>2076258
Fuck yea, I'd be interested just to see what it did
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I have been here since january 11

The only ponies I would consider fucking are luna and celestia
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>>2076251
>mfw seeing "memory foam" reminded me of the Anon who told me Celestia's ass was like memory foam
>mfw I remember my bed is memory foam
>mfw I was about to go to bed.

I hate you.
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Have you guys talked about hasbro recolors?
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>>2076261
I dunno, Sunset boulevard or something...
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>>2076258

Hell to the yes.

I want to run my hand through her mohawk as I kiss her hard, our wet bodies rubbing together in the warm bath water.
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>>2076251
why must MLPG try to taint the pictures I so lovingly draw for them?

First it was Hot Water Bottle Pone, now it's this!

I'm joking of course, both of these were just one shot (object) pones anyway.
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>>2076258
You srs? Bit of fun with PJ and then gettin' intimatish with magical zebra?

Where do I sign?
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>>2076273
Yes.
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>>2076241
Man, I don't think real retarded people are "cute" for being retarded. I just am thinking of a sort of specific case for the Derpy I'm imagining. I'm not trying to trick you or appear a certain way. I'm just stating my wishes.
Some people want to fuck My Little Pony characters. They are basically horses without the so-called yucky parts. They're idealized and stuff. I wouldn't say they want to fuck real horses. Most of them, anyway...
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>>2076270
As long as you don't stack two pillows on top of each other and press your face between them while imagining the soft caress of solar wind.
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someone streamin'?
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>>2076273
but this pony is always in the show
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How is MLPG hangin' since the split? Are you still the same MLPG I knew and loved?
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I CAN SEE THE FEAR IN YOUR HEART
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>>2076279
Go to bed, Ice Pack.
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I still want to see that retarded derpy raped by caramel fic
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>>2076269
>Pic
Would you cuddle with an Octopone? nonsexually?
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>>2076278
Also Hot Water Bottle pone was 'tainted' that night before you even posted that. Get bent, Tan.
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Well here's that request, I hope I did alright.
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>>2076269
Celestia here. I was going to let you into equestria but you blew it buster.
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>>2076284
>solar wind
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>>2076278
>Implying MLPG likes object ponies.
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>>2076290

No, no we're not. We're a twisted remnant of what we once were.

Leave if you want to remember it as it once was.
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>>2076290
Not tonight we aren't.
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>>2076305
Sorry, have you been here long?
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>>2076300
Thank you man I like it.
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>>2076305
>implying there are those in MLPG who don't
>implying you speak for MLPG
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>>2076294
I can stay up as long as I want. You are not my mother.
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>>2076290
We're no longer what we were, it'd be better if you don't linger long
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>>2076300
It's shit.

No just kidding, looks okay.
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>>2076301
Oh come on, I was never implying that your sister was more attractive. She'd be more like a second choice.
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>>2076299
hence the "I'm joking part"; cool your beans

>>2076287
I could maybe
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>>2076296
Well, that's not what I meant at all. That would just make me sad.
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>>2076269
hehehe that pinkiepuss is really cute nonesexually of course
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>>2076305
>Speaking for everyone
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>>2076323
YOU FOILED YOUR OWN FORTUNE TWICE OVER
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>>2076290
Just go, anon. Go and remember us as we once were, before you see what we've become.
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>>2076318
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>>2076301
Fuck you bitch, Luna is superior.
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>>2076284
fuckyes finally some solar wind talk
I want to use Celestia's soft ass as a pillow. I wouldn't mind her constant stream of warm smelly effluence.
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>>2076324
cold beans taste awful.
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>>2076336
FUCK.
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Somebody requested this...
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I need to leave before you people make me throw my mattress out.
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>>2076336
Hey, Celestia....
Were you thinking that maybe you might send a ticket to Poneworld MY way?
That is... um... if you don't mind...
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>>2076347
Wow, not often someone manages to piss both of them off in one night. And within the span of an hour, no less.

That takes something like talent.
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>>2076344

Hey, don't you fucking have my fantasies.

Well, actually, maybe we could share Celestia's giant ass cheeks. What would her farts smell like to you?
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She walks the deck in her black dress, and me, I dress up in black
And we listen to the sea, and look at the sky
in a poetic kind of way

What do you call it
when you look at the sky in a poetic kind of way

you know
when you grope
for
luna
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>>2076350
nice job
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>SB
>sleeping
>ever
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>>2076350
you magnificent bastard
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RESISTANCE IS TORMENT
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>>2076344
I guess I'd do it for her, but I probably wouldn't enjoy it at first.
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>>2076352
Don't throw it out. Embrace it
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>>2076352
But bedpone and hot water bottle pone just want to make you feel comfortable. They just want you to relax and unwind. Maybe let out some stress.
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>>2076336
HEY! CELESTIA!
Solar winds
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>>2076363
I know a couple anons wanted her farts to smell like freshly baked bread. I wouldn't mind that..but I honestly also wouldn't mind if they smelled like regular farts. As long as it was Celestia..
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>>2076350
I love you
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>>2076377
Now I'm torching it.
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How much do you think Ice Pack charges for his services
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>>2076380
At least mine don't freeze the heads off of ponies, sister.
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>>2076305
did someone say object ponies?
did someone say giant hell chainsaw digging machine pony?
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>>2076386
Same here.
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>>2076386
>>2076363
>>2076344
Here we go...
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>>2076397
She want the dick.
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>>2076283
So you're justifying the fact that you find idealized retardation just gosh-darn adorable by saying that it has no real world implications because people who want to fuck MLPonies don't necessarily want to fuck real horses

wha

i can't even construct an apt metaphor, that's how little sense that makes

How did you even come UP with the comparison
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>>2076397
about tree fiddy
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>>2076397
An arm and a leg.
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>>2076379
Well they can do it by doing their jobs.
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>>2076386

I was the OG baked bread guy.

I wouldn't mind fart-smelling-farts if it were Celestia either.
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>>2076397
draw it pls

pls no muffins
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>>2076398
>tfw when the combination of solar winds and lunar tides even out and you can enjoy it in peace.
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>>2076386
>freshly baked bread solar wind
>dark chocolate lunar gale
>both of them back you up against a wall and let go
>smell like delicious, warm, chocolate croissants for weeks
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>>2076397
It depends on what you would like to do.
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This is p. kawaii
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>>2076417

Why the fuck did I boner
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>>2076397
Draw it
and by it i mean a picture of a blushing muffin.
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>>2076350
>last_thread.jpg
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>>2076397
quit being a cocktease
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>>2076380
>solar winds
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX_hoYYR3E4
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>>2076398
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>>2076344
>solar wind
>farts

actually it'd probably be more like a constant, warm radiance.
in her presence you'd just feel all warm and fuzzy inside and out.
minus the radiation poisoning
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>>2076426
Because it's something taboo presented in a pleasant manner. The magic of pones in action, anon.
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>>2076399
>You will never get drilled by a giant trencher pone
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>>2076411
>>2076400
>>2076417
I would literally inhale her farts, spanking her ass and sucking playfully upon her pucker whilst she forced out more gas down my throat..unf
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>>2076424
ME LIKEY
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>>2076437
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX_hoYYR3E4
>not http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8tdDCQ0XDI
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>>2076441
>minus the radiation poisoning
Whoa now, you're not gonna cheat me out of a free tan.
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>>2076426
That feel
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>>2076426
>you will never enjoy a bowl of delicious ice cream as the scent of freshly baked chocolate croissants wafts in from the kitchen
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>>2076451
I can't relate to any other bugfags, they're too enthusiastic.
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>>2076424
I didn't think it was possible. I've always hated Chrysalis but now you've made me hate her even more.
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>>2076453
>Hang around Celestia enough and you start to look like you are from Jersey Shore.
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>>2076450

I'd rig a gasmask so her farts traveled directly into it. Then I'd wear the gasmask. Hell, with magic, you can probably do it so the farts teleport into your mask and you don't have to be tethered to her ass.

I'd never take it off.
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>>2076426
>>2076460
Wonder if that quick story would make it worse or better...
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>>2076422
Hmmm I dunno...some dress up and regular vanilla I guess.
Potential Costume Ideas for this picture
School girl and teacher
Harem slut and Sultan
Bunny ears
Another Pony's hair wig
This picture can either go funny or sexy
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>>2076466
>didn't think it was possible
And you've been on the internet how long?
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>>2076476
?
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>>2076477
>implying you can do sexy

I'd like to see
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>>2076461
>Luna shits out delicious chocolate whilst Celesita shits out warm flaky croissants
I don't give a single fuck about how stupid it is
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>>2076453
ultraviolet != solar wind
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>>2076472
Hell if you're going the magic route, you could have them teleported directly into your nasopharanx
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>>2076476
Do it Anon and I will find where you live and kill you.
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>>2076465
>not giving it your all for the swarm

You are no true bugfag. You're some chrysalis waifufag or cuddleslut, aren't you?
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>>2076486
>This guy doesn't know who I am.

Captcha: This Roonuc

Be nice Captcha~
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>>2076465
enthusiastic?
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>>2076450

I too want to rub, squeeze, and spank her perfect ass while sucking farts right out of her ass. God, just imagining the sound, followed by me hyperventilating just trying to get all the scent in.

>>2076492

My fucking god. Celestia's farts on the go!
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>>2076472
Even if she could telefart into it, I think I'd rather be tethered... It's just more intimate.
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I guess this is for that one chrysalis anon
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>>2076492
>cut out the middle man and just have Celestia suck you up into her anus. Her farts would be your oxygen and her magic would keep you alive despite lack of nutrition.
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>>2076507
enlighten me
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>>2076489
>shits

Eehhhhhhh no.
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>>2076404
Jesus christ... I just think stupid characters are cute sometimes. I think a cheerful Derpy of low intelligence but high enthusiasm would be cute.
I'd like you to understand the difference between cartoons and reality. I'm sorry that I've offended you.
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>>2076476
Do et
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>>2076513

That was me.

I'm only moderately disappointed because AJ happens to be my favorite pony.
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>>2076513
god damn, look at those gazongas
does she have freckles on her butt too?
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>>2076513
>filename
Oh you fucker
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>>2076515
<3
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>>2076516
Tried to swing that. They don't like anal vore :/
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>>2076513
I'd buy them apples
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>>2076513
>Applejack making Applesauce.
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>>2076513
Well, this is perfect. We've got Weaver and MT in the same thread. Let's see what those two can cook up together.
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>>2076520
I'll let you in on a secret. I don't even have a scat fetish. But if pone shit was edible food items. I would not hesitate to eat them.
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>>2076515
here's the other one

one of I think three pics I've ever drawn of her
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Someone order breadfarts?
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>>2076534
Shit, you just reminded me of that smoothies comic.

>pony will never make her special smoothies for you
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>>2076522
I think the word you've been looking for is Ditsy
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>>2076043
not really
it was pretty fucking stupid
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>>2076545
>Inhaling her farts is like inhaling a loaf of bread.
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>>2076531
fffff fuck the haters man...I'm into that shit. That gives you at least one fan.
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>>2076539
>>2076515
I'm here too, fellas.
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>>2076557
bahahahaha
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>>2076518
I'm waiting
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>>2076550
I wonder if asssmothie.com is still around
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>>2076560
and me
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>>2076173
I don't see the problem with that either
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>>2076513
ANTHRO!
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>>2076560
>Sidemouth.
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>>2076544
Derp, forgot the picture

>>2076539
Uh, bro, I'm not a... well, you know.
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>>2076558

Ew, gross.

Can't you just be happy with inhaling the result of digestion and bacteria contained in her colon?

God, I can't stop thinking about how badly I want to mash my nose into her pucker while she lets them loudly rip.
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>tfw getting to sleep in a bed for the first time in months
>>
Guys I'm drunk and have to be awake in 3 and a half hours. What do?
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>>2076558
Yeah, but I don't want anyone left out. If you'll notice, it looks like >>2076545 has some chunk missing midway through. That's because it does.
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>>2076560
>>2076571
>this is the only pone I've ever bothered to draw with my notalent

5th'd or w/e
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>>2076584
drink more.
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>>2076584

Fap to Celestia farts and go to bed
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Bugfags may be numerous, but what about ones that don't want to fuck her?
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>>2076571
And I!
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>>2076579
>implying you are if it's Chrysalis

Exceptions must be made sometimes, anon.
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>>2076596
Present.
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>>2076596
how many that don't just want her to be their fetish machine?
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>>2076587

Oh just go ahead and write anal vore for the one anon. The rest of us can fantasize about farts in the mean time.
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>>2076551
Don't you even start!
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>>2076596
I'd rather fuck the little dragon in his tight asshole.
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>>2076528
she has freckles everywhere
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>IRC is talking about milking rarity and forced BDSM
>General is talking about bug pony.
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>>2076513
Well played, GG.
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>>2076596
Sick help.
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Hey MLPG, wanna watch a friend and I draw fat pony?
http://www.livestream.com/lksgamesandshit
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>>2076596
Yo

Pone just doesn't do it for me, and I'm even in Transformation
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>>2076615

>Bug pony

Yeah, that's what we're talking about
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>>2076580
No I get what you mean..but I don't fucking know, man. I'm fine with just farts. Like I said I do NOT have a scat fetish at all. My limit is farts but when it comes to pones with food feces...god dammit MLPG I blame you you fucking assholes.
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>>2076522
You went as far to specify the exact level of IQ you'd like your cute retard to have.

Don't try to backpedal out of this by saying "just a cartoon, bro, calm down."
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>>2076614
GG, make sweet, sweet art love with MT. It would be grand.
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>>2076609
Well I may eventually, but I had exactly two people reading, and hit the red alert button pretty solidly.
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>>2076596
Right here.

>fetishfags
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>>2076623
into*
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>>2076602
No I mean I drew these for MLPG, but I'm not a bug guy.

I've been sitting here with a newly cleaned up work space which I finally got back for about 3 hours with my tablet plugged in and debating whether or not I want to draw. It's drawing time I guess.

What draw?

This pic was me messing about with the "Legacy brush" on SAI.
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>>2076594
MAYBE I WILL
>>2076595
HOW'D YOU KNOW I WAS ONE OF THEM?!
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>>2076607
Well, I'd like her to be more than that, but it's certainly got its appeal.
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>>2076632

I'm one of the two original readers. It's cool.
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>>2076614
But what about Applebloom?
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>>2076604
>>2076613
>>2076623
>>2076634
How about not being into being dominated?
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>>2076596
I'm here
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>>2076647
not my thing
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>>2076644
>turning down Applejack's ass

only in a GG comic
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>>2076647
I can see the appeal, but I'm a dom.
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>>2076647
Still here.
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>>2076647
I wish neither intercourse nor domination from the bug.
I was actually one of the few who stayed faithful to their favorites.
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>>2076657
>not wanting filly ass
AJ offers her rear to everypone.
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>>2076647
I'm a switch.
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>>2076647
>not being able to switch between dom and sub
Fuck your shit nigger. I am the master race.I'm more of sub usuall
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>>2076657
>you will never feel your dick get nearly crushed by AJ's steely anal grip
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>>2076666
>having a set favorite
>not liking all of them and welcoming bug horse as a new addition
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>>2076641
Well it's not like I'm asking your permission NOW. Just saying at the time it wouldn't have been cool.

Anyway, if that guy's still around, here's the missing section.
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>>2076657
With an ass like hers, I would take my chances with Dinky
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>Bugfags
>Fartfags

My God... I'm alone and surrounded. Tell my waifu I love her.
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>>2076647
I prefer tsun-tsun chrysalis to dominatrix chrysalis
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>>2076670
I think most of the switches are sub primaries. Probably because domming is a way to please your partner.
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>>2076665
>those fangs
Oh my~
>>
I know several of you, myself included, enjoy Celestia's farts, but what about from the rest of the mane six?

I'd heavily enjoy Rarity's and AJ's, only because Rarity would be so embarrassed about them and AJ would hardly even care.

I think if Rarity learned that you liked them, you could definitely get some dominatrix/fart action going on. If AJ found out you liked them, I think the most she'd do is let them rip a bit during sex, just for you.
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>>2076622
Yes, yes I do.
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>>2076679
Not completely alone.
I'm probably the most vanilla guy in here, mostly because I don't share any fetishes I may have tucked away.
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>>2076671
>you will never squeeze her haunches and sink your fingers into her cutie marks while you fuck her
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>>2076684
>All that love she just got from Lyra.
Must have been high for a week.
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>>2076629
Okay. Fine. I've obviously struck a cord with you, and I'm sorry. I'm not imagining her being dependent on others or anything like that. I understand that I've offended you, and that I'm not going to be able to explain myself in a satisfactory way. I apologize.
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>>2076627
Though I claim no personal responsibility, it is 'our' fault as a whole.

Not apologizing though. Because you clearly like it.
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>>2076692
Have fun out vanillaing me. I don't even fap to ponies.
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>>2076692
I just have really casual fetishes
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>>2076683
I really do just want to pleasure my partner. But I've needs too~ I don't like things too rough..
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>>2076699
Okay.

Now bend over and call me 'sir'.
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>>2076698
>visible bones
It shouldn't have gave me an erection for that reason, but it did.
Shoot me.
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>>2076692
Seriously, at the most all I have is glasses. I don't even think that counts.
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>>2076686
>cuddling with fluttershy
>run your hands over her folded wings
>give one a playful little tug
>fluttershy farts loudly, her face turning beet red
>tug the other one a little harder
>she lets out a little squeak from the front as she blows with baritone gale force behind
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>>2076716
>implying glasses don't count
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>>2076716
>glasses

You disgust me
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>>2076686
You know, I just really can't get into it with anyone other than the Princess.

Maybe her sister.
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>>2076681
tsundere chrysalis cuddles are the best cuddles

>evil gloating
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>>2076686
I would huff the farts of any of the mane 6..
Especially Rarity's just because of her embarrassment. It would get to the point where she was comfortable with it and she would actively seek out farting in my presence.
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>>2076709
Hah, you must be me.
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>>2076719

>Get high with Fluttershy
>She farts, but she's too high to be embarrassed
>Instead you and her both laugh
>>
I like bugfags more than fartfags.

Bugfags are just talking about their favorite pony.

Fartfags are a creepy cancer.
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>>2076709
I want to get fucked so hard that I'm bruised

shame my partners are all so beta
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So I'm guessing no one has any requests? If not then I'mma go play some SNES
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>>2076706
I don't either. I'm sorry if this sounds like it has become a contest.
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>>2076734
>she takes a long rip off of the bong
>holds it like a pro
>as she slowly exhales she also lets out a low airy fart
>her lungs empty long before her ass
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>>2076740
Twist in a pretty dress please
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>>2076710
Oh, my....
I suppose... If that's what it takes...
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>>2076740
I have one: Draw Applejack in a hat store.
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>>2076729
I would say that we just love tsundre characters period.
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>>2076740
do you do porn? If so, something 80s cheerilee, preferably with half-snorted lines of coke on a mirror and a really scuzzy looking stallion.
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>>2076738
I suppose my biased hatred of the one the bugfags like puts them on the same level for me. I should really work on that Tsundere Chrysalis x Anon story I've had brewing in my head.
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>>2076739
I-I could fuck you hard like that...I'm usually more receiving b-but I can take control..
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why do fart fetishists exist

why
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And then the other bodyguard made me go down on him too...
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Chrysalis can be anything, but you still want her to be a bug monster? What the fuck?
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>>2076758
wish i knew

it'll all blow over soon though
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>>2076740
Luna covered in her spiders from Nightmare Night.
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>>2076757
Shut up faggot. We both know you can't and that any self-respecting dominate male is straight.
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>>2076738
What if you're both
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>>2076763
Transformation is for play, not love
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>>2076732

>Helping her around the store
>There are several high-class ponies browsing her dresses on display
>You're against the wall, out of sight since your presence still makes ponies uncomfortable but still ready to lend a hand
>She walks near you, and her tail briefly caresses your face
>You hear the tiniest puff, then a foul stench hits your nose
>She smiles at you, and quickly trots away to chat up Canterlot businessmen
>A woman after your heart
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>>2076763
Bug monsters are cute.

You like cute things, don't you?
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>>2076758
Because we do. My understanding of my fetish is just as unknown as yours.
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>>2076758
If it makes you feel any better, there's more than one side to it. Some of us are in it for the farts, some of us are in it for the farting. Some of us are just here for the feeling of relief while others are here for the embarassment or the taboo of the act.

There's a lot of different ways a farty pony butt can induce a boner.
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>>2076740
Draw an older stallion spilling paint all over Snips.
And then draw him getting cleaned up.
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I do not wish to smell the fart
I do not wish to shit on art
I do not wish to love a bug
I only want to get a hug
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>>2076754
Nah brah, I don't do that.

>>2076745
Alright, got any pics of Twist I could use? I only have 1 twist picture in my Twist folder.
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FALCON NINE LAUNCH IN TWO MINUTES
http://www.spacex.com/webcast/
GET IN HERE
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>>2076787
Would you accept a hug from a bug
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>>2076787
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>>2076773
Ouch..I'm willing to wreck your shit if that will please you..I said I just want to please my partner and I mean it.
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>>2076787
I can hug you, anon...
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>>2076757
That's the thing - I can tell whenever my partner's hesitant.

despite how much i want my partner to view me as nothing more then a toy, a hole to use and bust a nut into, they always have that annoying hesitance to hurt me
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>>2076782
I don't have any fetishes.

Any.
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>>2076793
Are we snug in a rug?
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>>2076790
inb4 it blows up
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>>2076729
exactly

she tries so hard to be all mighty and regal and intimidating all the time, but you know she likes it when you call her pretty
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>>2076802
Faggot.
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>>2076790

SPACEB OWL
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>>2076757
>>2076773
>the top is a sub and the bottom is a dom

why is this so fucking funny to me
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>>2076787
Would you, could you, when they fart
If they loved you in their heart?
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>>2076787
I would not fuck a pony in a box.
I would not share a chicken with a fox.
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Trying to figure out this hair color...thinking about just heading to bed.
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>>2076758

>/co/

It's all /co/'s fault.
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>>2076818
Its that a boy or a girl?
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>>2076812
Because you're tired and should go to bed.
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>>2076789
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>>2076751
>tsundere chrysalis
>tsundere scootaloo
>tsundash

...yeah, that seems accurate
I'm not complaining
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>>2076818

GO TO BED

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>>2076823
Spike is a boy.
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If Seth Cohen was around today, would he like ponies?

Who would be his favorite?
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>>2076820
I thought it was /vp/'s
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>>2076818
I don't know about the brown hair, it seems to human or something.

But I don't know if anything else would work better.
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>>2076787
I suppose that I could hug the queen
With Fluttershy stuck in between
And Sweetie Belle and Pinkie Pie
Then I would be one lucky guy
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>>2076830
Ok it look like r63 to me.
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>>2076820
Speaking ill of the motherland /co/mrade?
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>>2076816
You're fucking terrible at anapests.
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>>2076818

Can you make the skin a little bit tanner, and put some blush on his elbows, cheeks, and butt cheeks?

I think brown hair fits pretty well
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>>2076831
he'd be stuck between rarity and rainbow dash. only The OC fans will get that one
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>>2076787
Roses are red
Violets are blue
this poem doesn't rhyme
bukkake
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Does anyone have a link to the huge torrent with all the horse porn on it?

I kind of need it.
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>>2076790
OH SHIT IT MADE IT
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>>2076758
See? Already fell by the wayside. No lasting harm done.
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>>2076809
Deal with it nigger.
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>>2076826
Would you plug up big-titty Twist with your girthy peppermint stick?
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>>2076843
Yeah I think I can do that. I'm not too great with coloring so bear with me. I'll do it tomorrow.
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>>2076818
What's that he's on? A pillow, a marshmallow?
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>>2076856
I'm white.
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>>2076831
His favorite would be Rarity. since he likes Summer more than Anna
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>>2076852
I know, right? Shocking.
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>>2076863
>implying you aren't a nigger
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>>2076858

Alright, cool.

Goodnight.
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>>2076861
A Ross pony, no just joking. A bean bag. Was thinking about putting a basket on the bottom somehow, make it just a big bed like Spike has in the show.
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>>2076841
I'm not your /co/mrade, /b/ro.
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>>2076818
I want ot rub his balls in that position.
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>>2076874
>naga
>no arms

but why
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>>2076874
>dem areolas
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>>2076874
I laughed.
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>>2076873
if you're fucking a guy in the ass

do your balls collide

plz respond
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>>2076805
>You will never be snug in a rug getting a hug from the bug queen
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>>2076850
Please respond.
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>>2076874
Better! I wish to be caressed by her coiling snake body with my face poking out from her cleavage.
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>>2076880
maybe
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>>2076880
They'd better
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>>2076874
Damn these fetishes of mine
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>>2076867
But, that doesn't make sense...
I'm not black.
:(
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>>2076889
I already save the porn version
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>>2076874
>tfw you miss it by seconds
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>>2076889
>censoring after you posted the uncensored version
Why bother?
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I can't believe we're actually sending commercial spacecraft to the ISS. There are no military motivations, it's just progress.

This is the beginning, guys. Space is ours.

Ponies will never be as good as us.
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>>2076818
It might just be me thinking the show but I see him having green hair I guess. Just so it's more obvious it's him. I dunno. The tail's probably enough but some people maybe might not catch it is all. Over all it's pretty nice.. I hope we can have some fun another time~ Good night until then
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>>2076889

>no arms

you sicken me.
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>>2076889
I'm glad I turned on image preloading today.
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>>2076889
needs arms, still cool though.
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>>2076889
do nagashy pls
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>>2076906
Thanks kindly.
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>>2076889
Is that still anthro? Cause I definetely MUST fap to that!
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>>2076906
>posting spoilered porn is a week ban
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Hey GG, could you repost that troll/orc woman thing being plowed by the invisible dick?
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>>2076900
You're not a human lyra

everyone knows you can only go to space with magic anyways
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>>2076910
nagashy makes angel nervous
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>>2076841

Oh Inquisitor, I didn't know you were here.

Just a little joke, you know, to lighten the mood...
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GG, draw Katia taking the knot from a Diamond Dog
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>>2076915
Well, it's clearly not porn.
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>>2076881
You don't know how happy that statement made me. Thank you, Anon.
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>>2076917
>troll/orc

she's a GOBLIN, you yahoo!
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>>2076900
FUCK YEAH

Now I wait for highly advanced cybernetics and augmentations.
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>>2076900
how long until we discover the mass relay leading to equestria
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>>2076915
Two week, actually. Spoiler abuse doubles the length.

Anyway, it happens constantly, and we have a janitor, but no mods so any bands other than auto are very uncommon.
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gah, sorry guys, can't draw, the my arms are still too sore from the hypertension.

I'll see if I can't get some icyhot patches tomorrow or something.
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>>2076841
Get fucked. Rome is burning, and its no fault of ours.
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>>2076937
Ok.
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which pone enjoys coltcuddling the most?
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dubs
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>>2076852
>>2076790
nice, insertion burn was just fine. dragon is now in orbit
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>>2076931
Hopefully never. More than a couple of humans would be nothing but bad news. An entire invading force would be devastating.
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>>2076940
Much better.
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>>2076940
Much better.
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>>2076931
Later. Right now, we have an orbiting commercial spacecraft.

RIGHT NOW.
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>>2076948
pls go
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>>2076940

I'd like to see some Princess Bitch tits and/or firecrotch, please.
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>>2076929
>posting the nippleless version
>ever
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>>2076948
oh and the solar arrays are going to deploy in about a minute
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>>2076948
Ladies and Gentlemen we're floating in space
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>>2076942
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>>2076948
Shame about the camera
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>>2076958
I FUCKING NEED THE NIPPLE VERSION IF THERE IS ONE OF FUCK
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I feel like my favorite song ever is appropriate in this situation

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVCB3qpplLk
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>>2076959
AND THERE THEY GO
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>>2076960
Tell my wife I love her very much...
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>>2076921
>nagashy gets tired of angel's bullshit and finally decides to eat him
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So now we got all the farts out of our systems, is it time to stretch us some pony urethras and milk us some piping hot candy pony semen?
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>>2076957
Man some guy went off on me in the last thread for constantly posting that goblin bitch
she's got nothing to do with ponies
why do you think I'm drawing applejack instead
for the recommended daily allowance of full body freckles
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>THEM FUCKIN SOLAR ARRAYS!
>HOLY SHIT I JIZZED ALL OVER!
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>>2076955

>Go into space
>costs millions of dollars
>get holed into tiny compartment
>with people who actually want to do science not babsit your sorry ass

Call me when science has gotten to a more Star trek level of space exploration.
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>>2076975
Like you give a fuck about the others.
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>>2076973
No time for semen.

Space thread.

Post space ponies.
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>>2076975
just upload it to imgur then link it, please?

http://imgur.com/
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>>2076973
NNNO I want more farts
and..and vore
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>>2076975

He also apologized and was bashed by like 30 people that love you.

Post some goblin tits, please. Please.

Chubby, anthro pinkie is fine too.
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>>2076973
Eh. Might as well. We seem to be running the gamut tonight.

>>2076984
What if pone cum so hard it enters low earth orbit?
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>>2076966
Second
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>>2076975
GG do what you want you are a loved and valued member of this community. I know how you feel though, it's always that vocal minority. Ignore them.
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>>2076960
love that album
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are we bored enough for some tumblr drama?

Latest few posts: http://speccysponybin.tumblr.com/
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>>2076992

ALL I WANT IN LIFE'S A LITTLE LOVE TO TAKE THE PAIN AWAY
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>>2076955

>Go into space
>costs millions of dollars
>get holed into tiny compartment
>with people who actually want to do science not babbysit your sorry ass

Fuck that shit. I can see Earth from down here too.

Call me when science has gotten to a more Star trek level of space exploration.
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>>2076984
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>>2076987
Well, if you don't mind a certain kind, that can probably be arranged, and he might be accommodating for the other.
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OH FUCK GG YOU FUCKING MADE CHUBBY ANTHRO PANKA?

I FUCKING LOVE YOU
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>>2076982
This kind of attitude is why we'll most likely never reach that level of exploration.
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>>2076996
WISE MEN SAY, ONLY FOOLS RUSH IN...
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>>2076982
We kind of need commercial entities funding development for that to happen. Government programs are money-starved and stagnant, concerned primarily with zero-G research.
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>>2076989
>you will never pioneer the world's first ponyseed-powered rocket engine by strapping several stallions' cocks together and strategically applying both bullet vibrators and large-size aneros
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>>2076997
>>2076982

Sorry about that. My 4chanX is behaving weird lately.
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Oh and before I go, tomorrow, I will be doing shota humanized Gummy and Angel.
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>>2076991
>vocal minority

Don't tell him this.

Seriously.

Do you know how many artists and authors in these threads now deflect any and all criticism by just saying "man it's only one or two guys whatever."

Ross is one of them.
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>>2077008
Pretty much. The enterprise is going to be built by a multibillion engineering firm, not NASA.
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>>2077013
figures it's in the one case where it ISN'T a minority
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>>2077013
That wasn't criticism. The guy's reasoning was "he just makes me mad when I see his art." Really nigger? It was one mad fag.
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How is the friend-off going?

Or is it already over.
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>>2076991
No, man
I appreciate that whole sentiment of support, I really do, but there are rules
rules are the rules
and I'm not magically above the rules just because I'm some shitty pseudocelebrity with my namefagging and lame sex jokes
I don't suddenly get the right to post whatever I want, whether or not it's about ponies
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>>2077000
Aww, I was just doing that.
I was even going to make the same joke.
Damn trackpad makes me slow.
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>>2077007

I WILL LOVE YOU TIL I DIE, AND I WILL LOVE YOU ALL THE TIME
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>>2077002
b-but I don't like cockvore...just regular soft vore, anal vore and unbirth
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>>2076984
this

also the solar arrays deployed
dragon is now in orbit
it'll dock with the ISS in a few days time

and the capsule itself is designed to carry crew. spaceX could be ferrying actual astronauts to orbit for as little at 40 million a mission, a tenth the cost of the shuttle

I

AM

EXCITE
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>>2077030
What's so bad about that kind?
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>>2077027
SO PLEASE PUT YOUR SWEET HAND IN MINE, AND FLOAT IN SPACE, AND DRIFT IN TIME
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>>2077025
wanna draw more pones then?
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>>2077024
STOP REMINDING ME THAT I HAVEN'T WRITTEN ANYTHING

GOD

STOP
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>>2077025
I just think it's stupid how artists get treated for drawing something offtopic (especially when asked and well-received) in a fucking off-the-wall MLPG on hiatus talking about farts and going off topic on it's own but don't you dare post your off-topic art. God forbid.
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>>2077037
What are you planning on writing?
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>>2076984
captcha: satellite erderna
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>>2077030
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>>2077034

ALL MY TIME UNTIL I DIE.

WE'LL FLOAT IN SPACE, JUST YOU AND I
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>That feel when Chernobyl Diaries commercial.
>That feel when I am starting to question my reservation to the Hanford B reactor.
Fucking Hollywood, don't do this shit to me.
Don't make me take my Rainbow dash doll to keep me safe.
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>>2077034
BABE
I GOT YOU BABE
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>>2077032
Some day.

Some day in the future, we'll begin claiming foreign planets as our own.

Some day we'll take our place among the stars.
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>tfw you want to fap to pones, but already fapped today so you don't have the gumption for it
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>>2076984
I would watch Planetes with Twilight and Rainbow Dash. for some reason I think they'd both like it a lot
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>>2077043
words

that's what I've got for a concept so far
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>>2077052
The imperium will conquer all.
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>>2077025

But you don't want to post goblin tits.

I want you to.

Fat, anthro pinkie is fine too.
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>>2076958
Nippleless boobs are my fetish.
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>>2077048
BUT I CAN'T HELP

FALLING

FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU beep
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>>2077054
>tfw you've started saving yourself for the night crew, just in case
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>>2077050
>take doll
>radiation shit
>living rainbow dash abomination
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>>2077054
Shit nigga that Luna is adorable.
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I've been up for barely three hour so far, and I've masturbated four times.

I know you guys are just gonna be like >lol not masturbating 6 times in an hour but seriously, I think I have a problem
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>>2077050
Holy fuck, I live directly in that area.
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>>2077030
>>2077033

That wasn't a rhetorical question, anon. I'm actually curious.
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I "forgot" what Glitter Glue's tumblr was called. Could someone "remind" me?
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>>2077032
>tfw Obama killed NASA.
>But not the will for companies to go to space, because fuck year capitalism.
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>>2077006

No the reason we will never reach that level is because as individuals we have an extremely selfish mindset.

You think just because some rich millionaires get to go into space, they'll be able to make it cheaper for everyone? Instead of simply making space a goddamn exclusive tax-free millionaires resort, while we down here get to wallow in pollution?
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>>2077073
TGWeaver's trash heap
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>>2077059
THIS GALAXY WILL BE OURS.

AND ONCE THIS GALAXY BELONGS TO HUMANITY, WE WILL MOVE ON TO OTHER GALAXIES AND CONQUER THEM AS WELL.

FOR IT IS OUR DESTINY.
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>>2077074
>scoots knows that adrenaline adds a special tang to rumble's icecream.png
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>>2077079
AND WE SHALL THROW SPACE ROCKS AT PLANETS!
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>Slugbox has a girlfriend
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OH MY GOD SPACE YES YES YES COMMERCIAL SPACE FLIGHT YES YES I AM SO EXCITEEEEEED
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FAP TIME

GIVE ME WHAT YOU HAVE
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>>2077076
You don't really know how these things work do you?

Everything eventually becomes available to the masses, affordable even.

Hell, someday they'll probably even need workers out on commercially owned space stations.
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>>2077083
twily please
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>>2077081
I think this is quite relevant.
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>>2077082
Yes. Here she is.
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>>2077088
>tfw you might live long enough to go to space
>tfw generations after, no one will think its exciting
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>>2077074
>"Slow down! Slow down!"
>"What's that?! Too slow?!"
>"NO! TOO FAST! TOO FAST!"
>"Faster?! Alright!"
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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>>2077070
It's just not my thing. Giant dongs and balls filled with a living thing don't do it for me. But a giant female belly full of a living totally gets me going.
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>>2077088
"Welcome to space burger king, would you like fries with that?"

"Please dock your orbiter with pickup hatch #3"
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>>2077084
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>>2077083
We've seen some animals like dogs and cats react in zero-g. How would a horse react?
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>>2077099
So it's the gender thing, then? I assume soft and anal wouldn't do it for you with a male?
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>>2077100
>space burger king
>not rudy t's
>implying anyone will get that reference from that horrible movie
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>>2077103
Hilariously.
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>tfw this shitty sleep schedule has allowed me to watch multiple launches that I didn't know about until minutes before
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>>2077100
>Space Burger King
>Not Fishy Joe's
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>>2077103
>bucks the shit out of everything
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>My neighbors have no clue I'm stealing their internet to masturbate to cartoon ponies
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>>2077100
"have a nice space day!"
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>>2077122
Give me your adress anon im going to report you.
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>>2077041
I mean
I guess I see your point, given that there's more discussion about space travel than ponies right now
And when it was ponies it was farts
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>>2077122
Yes they do.
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>>2077122
>implying they don't know
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>>2077122
>implying they're not masturbating to the idea of you stealing their internet to masturbate to cartoon ponies.
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>>2077122
>My girlfriend has no idea that I imagine that she's luna when we have sex

I only ask her to shout, that is all
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>>2077132
>>2077133
They're mexicans. They barely know what a computer is.
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>>2077130

GG combine pone and SPACE
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>>2077130
GG draw more areolas.
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>>2077138
>smoothcriminial.png
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>>2077140
They have internet for a reason son.
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>>2077138
Is the gently, please anon still around? Goddamn I hate that guy.
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>>2077130
GG

Space pones
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>>2077132
>>2077133
>>2077137
Haha, oh fuck.
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>>2077138

>My hand has no idea that I imagine it's Gilda's quivering pussy when I masturbate

Feels good
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>>2077138
>mfw I imagine Rainbow Dash when I'm fucking my gf
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I am THIS FUCKING CLOSE to having a dakimakura made. I am honestly on the edge.
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>>2077103
>Shits everywhere.
>Flails around, sending that shit all over.
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>>2077107
Eh not really which is strange because if given the choice between being soft/anal voring a male and soft/anal voring a male. I'd rather be the one to do the voring...but with a girl I'd rather be the one being vored.
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>>2077158
>that dash
Unf.

fuck what i would do to those wings...
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>>2077130
Speaking of space I beat Portal 2 today.

Pic related was best character
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>Celestia farts
I knew there was a reason I opened this thread. I am not into farts or scat at all, but Celestia's ass is like heroin for me. I just want to plant my face between those two beautiful cheeks, and just live there. Inhale her scent, smother myself with her cheeks, and stick my tongue deep inside her, and tickle her butthole, feel it twitch around me, and rub my face back and forth in there.
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>>2077163

>dakimakura

How about instead of getting something that will end up disappointing you, you build a lifesize, huggable, heated model of your favorite pony?
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>>2077158
>>2077149
>>2077138
>Having a girlfriend.
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>>2077169
Like massage them?
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can't I just love celestia tenderly without the fetish stuff?
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>>2077165
Well, I could try to psych-anal that and probably come up with something, but there isn't much point to it. Either way, I'd be no closer to my goal of getting you settled into a nice thick cock for the evening.

Hurm...
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>>2077173

Mah nigga

There just really isn't enough ways to describe how I would jam my nose into her rectum just to get the next hit, how my tongue wouldn't stop licking for the world, how at home I'd be between those giant, warm, fuzzy cheeks.

God I love it.
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>>2077181
Yes.

You can cuddle with her, have afternoon tea and talk about things together
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>>2077166
Who's that OC? I'd like to rub horns with him, if you know what I mean.
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>>2077175
Because that would be more expensive and more difficult to make/have made.
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>>2077172
>GLaDOS not best character

You disgust me.
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>>2077180
oh yes. paying attention to each feather, stroking and caressing her wings in _all_ the right places.
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>>2077182
Yeah..sorry, man. It's just not in me heh
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>>2077173
>thread simulator
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>>2077181
Well, sure, but it's kinda that time of night, so you won't get a whole lot of help.
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>>2077180
Massage them. Preen them. Stroke them. Compliment them. Tell her they're the prettiest wings in all of Ponyville.
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>>2077186
That sounds...very nice actually.

Sounds homey.
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>>2077173
Aren't you worried about becoming addicted?
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>>2077194
Are we gonna get more of those this year?
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>>2077181
I like both. I just recognize that someone as old as her would be open to all sorts of stuff.

Realistically though, I just wanna make sweet love to her, and be as close as possible. I would like to kiss her ass though.
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>>2077195
were you here last night?
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>>2077200
And then remove them.
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>>2077187
I don't
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>>2077193
Presumably you wouldn't go the other direction with it either. Darn.

Still working on figuring out vore well enough to change minds and convince people of certain things. I sort of make a hobby out of learning various explanations behind fetishes, and vore has been just about the most varied thing out there. It's been damn hard to work with.
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>>2077204

>You will never become physically addicted to Celestia's farts
>She'll never toy with you, denying you for as long as she thinks you can stay sane without them
>She'll never make it up by gassing you so hard you smell like her ass for weeks

Anon, you don't know what you've just done
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>>2077208
me too, but mostly just because I like the idea of making her writhe and moan. also anal
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>>2077203
She wouldn't humor you for more than 20 minutes

She's a busy pony with lots of work to do. Maybe you should go talk to Twilight instead?
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>tfw gonna draw based on Dangerous business as per MLPG recommendation
>tfw all these chapters


Fucking reading at 4:21 AM
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>>2077200
>She gets all flustered when you do
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>>2077209
Briefly. Out much earlier than I usually am, and only skimmed the threads I slept through.
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You will never be a mare in a pretty dress ;_;
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>>2077185
>>2077173
I don't know how far you guys would take it but if allowed I would live in Celestia's ass. I would be so far gone that I would require the unique smell of her farts to continue on. Being bathed in the heat of her farts and the natural heat from within her anus. Plus the added bonus of her rectal muscles squeezing and undulating all over you. Constantly massaging you..
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>>2077200
indeed, the prettiest in all of equestria.
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>>2077223
now you're getting it
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>>2077145
I had a long post written up about all the weird fetishes I have but never draw, and how some things can be cute or sexy drawn but unappealing in real life
but it all got lost so I'll just summarize by saying big areolas is a concept I didn't know I liked until recently

but it can be so cute~♥
pic unrelated
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>>2077227
You're making this up.

anyways

SPAAAAAAAACE
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>>2077220
oh
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>>2077200
I'd do that to Fluttershy
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>>2077234
can you do more pone nagas with areolas?
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>>2077227
Not to dampen the mood, but how would you deal with the uh... Obvious problem of being in there constantly?
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>>2077227

Nope.

Living in an airtight room where Celestia's farts are magically teleported in 24/7 and having your lungs modified so you can breathe only on her farts is one thing, but anal vore is too far.
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>>2077225
one evening while walking about town, you happen to look to your left and spy a rather large poster tacked onto the side of somepony's wall
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>>2077225
>you will never stand in the town square, tail held to the side as stallion after stallion pounds into you, your belly swollen with their generous loads
>you will never use your magic to cause the balls of the spent stallions to swell, their need to pump you full of ponyspunk returning twice as strong as it was before
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>>2077205
>hiatus-edition MLP thread simulator
Could be funny.

Someone's gotta get off their lazy ass to make it happen, though.

And it sure ain't gonna be me.
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>tfw space
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>this thread
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>>2077248
>>2077246
YOU DO NOT DESERVE YOUR PRINCESS
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>>2077254
>by the end of the day, you've swelled up enough to fit into that pretty plus-sized dress you bought
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>>2077259
>hiatus-edition MLP thread simulator
So just like the first one?
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>>2077227
And now I have an erection.
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>>2077239
bug horse could be celestia for you. all you have to do is supply the love.

she'd be sorry about any mistakes she made, but her impression would be spot on.

To be specific, her wings would not be as soft
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Did color anon from a few hours ago post his coloring requests yet?
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>>2077264
Oh, was it?

Sorry, I wasn't around yet.
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>>2077262

>Not wanting to live on your princess' essence

You do not deserve her. The love I have for her is too pure for a plebe like you to even begin to comprehend.
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>>2077267
That's fine, as long as she could emulate her highness's night toots
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>>2077254
Hey, didnt say slutty mare cut that out.

unf
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>>2077264
>It begins.
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>>2077267
No dice.

Imposters be damned.
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>>2077278
>how can you say you love her if you won't even huff her farts?
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>>2077233
>She buries her snout in your chest out of being flustered
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>>2077227
Man I seriously doubt you have the skills required to beat that DC of 80
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>>2077267
>cuddle with chrysalis celestia
>Voice complaints about how fake it feels, ask her to just be normal
>cuddle up against her perfectly smooth, warm carapace instead
>she bitches about how humans are strange creatures the whole time
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I take back what I said about not posting goblins for sake of being off-topic
This is what it's come to, I see
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>>2077290
>You play with the tips of her ears, making them flick around.
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>>2077294
>shut her up with kisses
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>>2077286
You pass the test. Celestia allows you to freely live in her anus congrats
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>>2077289
I may not be into anything like that but if my waifu wanted to fart/shit on me... hell whatever makes her happy.
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>you will never be able to playfully spank Celestia's ass when no one's looking
>you will never be able to sit on her back facing backwards, and make her butt talk like in Ace Ventura
>while pretending her ass is Twilight, and Celestia is having a conversation with her
>you will never jump off and start making out with her butt, squishing her cheeks around your face
>you will never accidentally say "Oh Twilight" because you were still messing around
>she will never pretend to get angry, and use her magic to levitate you up to her face and hiss into your ear
>"Stop talking. I want you to make me scream your name."
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>>2077299
post goblin.
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>>2077299

Your goblins are the only thing that can keep this sinking ship afloat.
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>tfw imagining posts from MLPG being read out in a courtroom one day
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>>2077299
GG i'm sorry..I'm part of what's killing MLPG
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>>2077310
Bloated, buoyant goblins
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>>2077299
You said once you wanted to do something with Twilight not moving so as to not disrupt the future from "It's about time."
Is that idea dead?
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>>2077312
priceless.

live, on court tv.
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>>2077314
But ponysperm is denser than water! And also so much more viscous.

They won't be buoyant at all!
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>>2077322
>Judge Judy has to read them.
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>>2077312
>And your honor, here we can see that the defendant once claimed that "You will never be able to spank celestia's ass when no one is looking"
>Do you believe this to be true?
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>>2077312
>Mr. Ross one more outburst about the artists
and we'll have to hold you in contempt of court
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>>2077299
I love you, Glitter Glue.
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>>2077336
Is there a slower version?
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>>2077304
this isn't what I wanted at all.

Fuck you.
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>>2077333
I choose not to answer on the grounds that it might prove to further incriminate me
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>>2077333
>Objection your honor! Nobody should talk about my waifu like that!
>It was the bailiff
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>>2077299
What if you posted cutebolds instead?
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>>2077300
>Stick your face in her mane while you do
>She opens her eyes and looks up to your chin
>"ahh, stop it...."
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>>2077340
Gotta go fast
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>>2077340
Yeah, right here.
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>>2077267
>wings not the softest
UNACCEPTABLE
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>>2077341
Gotta tread carefully when you know who's around.
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>>2077322
>Some TV judge reading out greentexts about ponyfucking with complete distain
>Starting every sentence with "greater than"
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>>2077351
Cute but im talking about Rarity.
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>>2077355
bahahaha
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What if I wanted to kiss Celestia on the mouth?

What if I wanted to hug her chest instead of her ass?

What if I wanted to lick her hooves instead of her anus?
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>>2077355
>Greater than
>Shit status 404
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>>2077355
"Greater than you will never gently rub Lyra's spoiler teats end spoiler."
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>>2075820
Do you guys think Mac is going to get another episode?
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You know thinking about these read aloud in a court room,
It's not absurd to think that there might be a CNN special about 4chan (again) that reads one of those greentext stories.
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>>2077328
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>>2077364
I guess that would be ok...

Are you sure? I mean, her ass is pretty amazing, as are its components.
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>>2077355
>greater than
Oh god my pones
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>>2077367
>In the audience some massive neckbear is loosing his mind.
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>>2077364
welcome to last year
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>>2077368
I really, really doubt it. There were plans for one that Hasbro slapped out of the air. The travesty that is HnHD is the closest we'll ever get.
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>>2077355

He starts reading the >you will never posts

Several members of the court and audience start tearing up.
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>drawfag becomes courtroom sketcher

>Its Ross
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>>2077368
>you will never find out what Big Mac does with Smarty Pants
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>>2077383
That was a pretty solid CMC episode at least, I laughed a lot.
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>>2077378
>the owner of said neckbear is desperately trying to quiet it by pulling his shirt up over the raging animal
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>>2077383

Sauce?
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>>2077392
Did you watch ponyville confidential?
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>>2077364
>not loving her wings, her tummy, or her ass
howcanyousayyouloveherifyouwonteveneatherpoop.jpg

Captcha: assault caligula
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>>2077367
OH GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

I'M CRYING, MLPG

HELP
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Okay so clearly one of us has to do something that's trial-worthy

For the good of MLPG
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>>2077392
He reads with her. But he is still learning the ropes. She helps him get through the harder words.
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>>2077397
I would eat Celestia's poop
It's probably some kind of delicious confectionery.
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>>2077328
With special courtroom psychologist Dr. Phil present to provide opinions
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"greater than rape"
"greater than rape"
"greater than rape"
"greater than rope"
"greater than grape"
...
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>>2077411
oh fuck i lost my shit
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>>2077399
Well, Nathan's a pedophile so that'll help.
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>>2077404
Would you still eat it if it were just horse poop?
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>>2077404
Are we doing this? Are we really doing this?
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>>2077367
Speaking of, my last session of Lyraquest sucked.

What can I do to make the next one not suck?
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>>2077411
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>>2077345
what about ponies with cutebolds
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>>2077242
>"M-My wings?"
>"Something wrong?"
>"No, it's just...nobody ever said that about my wings before..."
>"Well, they must not be paying very good attention."
>you run your hand down her wing, letting your fingers caress her yellow feathers
>"I think they complement you really well. Delicate and dainty, but at the same time unquestionably gorgeous. Like the wings of a butterfly."
>you lightly scritch the base of her wing with your pointer finger, enticing a giggle from her lips
>"They're very pretty. Just like the rest of you."
>her wings flap lightly as she blushes
>"O-Oh my..."
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>>2077416
I wouldn't.
I don't even know if I'd be comfortable with the whole gas thing if they smelled like they 'should'
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hey i missed all the new in jokes

what are the new in jokes

please tell me the new in jokes
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>>2077423
BEST END
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>>2077411

"Greater than you are why foo is shit."
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>>2077431
knock knock
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>>2077411
"Did you, or did you not, write 'greater than implying Rarity doesnt want me in all her holes'?"
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>>2077428
>judge has to read the stutter
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"It says here that greater than you will never take the knot."

"What does that mean, Mr. Klondike?"
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>>2077442
"slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut"
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>>2077411
"greater than your waifu"
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Derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>2077442
>the prosecution gets on the table and starts chanting SLUT SLUT SLUT
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>>2077438
who be that

what you doin knockin at my do' fo'

it's 1:30 in the fucking morning
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>>2077442

"This isn't even a rebuttal, all you typed was 'slut slut slut slut slut slut slut' in all capital letter."
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>begin to masturbate
>cum buckets
>take a deep breath
>just lay there in my bed
>semen starts slowly running down my hand
>it's dripping onto my boxers, making them sticky
>it's is warming my hands then cooling them off just like a reverse IcyHot
>start to play with my various freshly released seminal fluids
>strands of semen bridge all of my fingers together as I hold them up as if I was about to hi-five someone
>imagine Lyra staring at my hands with awe while laying next to me in me bed
>imagine that she asks me if she can play with it, too
...fuck
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>>2077428
oh fuck you're killing me
my heart
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"Oh, it appears this thread goes on for some time after most of the posters moved to the 'new horse'."

"..."

"Oh lord, really?"

*sigh*

"Greater than I bend over and spread my ass cheeks apart revealing my..."
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>>2077348
>"But your mane smells so nice..."
>run your hand through her multi-colored locks
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"Can someone please explain to me what a "way-fuh" is?">>2075820
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>>2077442
"it reads here that you 'greater than would a filly's marshmallow butthole..."
>>
What the hell just happened
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>>2077487
Life happened.
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>neckbeard in the audience stands, and informs the judge that it's pronounced like bone
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>>2077463
"Mr. Anonymous, what prompted you to write: "greater than strands of semen bridge all my fingers together as i hold them up as if I was about to hi-five someone. Greater than imagine Lyra staring at my hands with awe while laying next to me in me bed""?
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>>2077487
The most fun I've had on MLPG since the hiatus started.

I love you, MLPG.
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>>2077495
>Other neckbeard screams "OBJECTION, IT IS CLEARLY PRONOUNCED LIKE THE SPANISH WORD YOU FUCKING AUTIST"
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>>2077463
>take vitamin supplements
>cum like a stallion
>imagine that when I'm cumming I'm filling some pone's belly with my hot seed
>cum even more buckets
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>>2077503
Yeah. I mean I kinda wanted to see where the 'other stuff' was going, but this is fun too, and in a way everyone can participate
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>>2077503
Fun is a buzzword you autist.
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>>2077419
add more drama

and some cooldown between said drama
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>>2077508
ORDER IN THE COURT
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>>2077508
Pfhahahahah I agree.
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>>2077423
GG have you done any Ice Pack dollpony?
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>>2077472
I'm imagining all of these being read in the voice Chris Hansen uses when he's reading the transcripts to the pedophiles.
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>>2077518
YIELD
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"Mr. Anon, care to explain what a 'bananafag' is?"
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>>2077423
>those fucking eyes
HOW DO YOU DO IT MAN!?
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>>2077495
>>2077508
>Neckbeard lawyers with no clue what they're doing
Make it happen
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>>2077465
do you like her mane too?
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>>2077497
Go to bed Bon Bon.
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>>2077518
>"THE JUDGE IS A PARASPRITE!"
>"THIS WHOLE COURTROOM IS A PARASPRITE!"
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>>2077522
>the voice Chris Hansen uses when he's reading the transcripts to the pedophiles
Poor loli pie anon.
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>>2077529
"Now what exactly is a...Pepperbroni?"
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>imagine being a girl and having my Rule 63'd pone waifu cumming in me, filling me up with his/her hot stallion semen
>imagine continuing to play with his/her cute pony cock when he/she collapses exhausted, then weakly plays with my tits for a while

I'm not the only one am I
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>>2077509
> vitamin supplements
do those really increase semen count during ejaculation?
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>>2077534
>Neckbeard lawyer is proven wrong
>He flips the defendants stand
>The bailiff goes to subdue him
>He starts screaming the navy seal copy/pasta from memory
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>>2075820

"Objection your honor, the prosecution is not loving and tolerating my client."
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>>2077515
We are due for some light-hearted fun, aren't we?
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>>2077529
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>>2077549
I don't know if it increases the count, but it certainly increased the volume.
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The prosecution calls Mr. Armorbro as a witness.
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>>2077546
"Please explain what a "coke pony" is, and why you keep writing about having sex with it. Is this some code for the drug trade?"
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>>2077556

"This picture was found on your hard drive. Care to explain?"
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>>2077529
It's an EP released by electronic music producer Skrillex.
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>>2077565
"Not really, your honor."
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>>2077565
Wait, wait. What are we even on trial for? Pretend horsefucking isn't exactly illegal.
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>IRC has a bot that pairs them with ponies to fuck with a simple command of !ponyfucker.
>One of them is Cokepone.
>It gave them Body Control as the fetish.
I am unsure how much rage I should feel.
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>>2077552
I AM TRAINED IN GORILLA PROSECUTION
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>>2077561
He shall wear his finest armor.
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>>2077535
she has a very nice mane.
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>>2077577
PFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
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>>2077576
I don't know, that's a pretty good one.
>>
TWILIE
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>>2077579
The one covered in obscene hand gestures?
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>>2077565
"It speaks for itself your honor"
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>The judge is presented with a fluffy pony greentext.

God help us all.
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We hard law now?
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>>2077590
Oh god I love that one
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This is reminding of the time moot had to testify in court and explain what a newfag and troll was

Ahaha holy shit
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>>2077563
>Judge sends officers to seize Anons kitchen.
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>>2077590
YES
PERFECT
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After you're convicted would you rather spend a year in prison or a year in similar isolation but with only die hard bronies?
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>>2077552
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>2077561
"Anonymous would like to call Anonymous to the stand"
"So Anonymous, what is your account of the events that lead to Anonymous typing "greater than you will never let goo-Pinkie Pie live inside your scrotum"
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>>2077565
Clearly this is nothing more than a pony-shaped banana holster.
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>>2077594
We need Terse.
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>>2077596
That actually happened?
Can you elaborate I'm curious.
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>>2077548
No
;_;
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>>2077599
Bronies would probably be less likely to shank me.
Plus they'd be the bitch in the relationship.
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>>2077593
>Used as proof for Anonymous having mental issues
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>>2077600
WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN"T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /JP/, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT WHIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG FRUITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
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>>2077612
Insanity plees here we come
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>>2077606
It was for the time someone on /b/ posted a bomb threat a few years back. He got arrested and moot was called in as a witness. The judge was reading the thread and asked moot to explain all sorts of 4chan terminology

It was hilarious, wish I could find the transcript
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>>2077621
>Anon uses race card.
>Entire court room goes silent.
>Then erupts in laughter.
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>>2077548
Probably not. I'm more the >imagine being a thrall and having Chrysalis jam her ovipositer in either end, filling me up with her freshly fertilized eggs then >imagine being glued to a wall in her hive by slime while my distended stomach pulsates gently kinda guy
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>>2077624
This it?
>>>/lounge/1281407490
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>>2077624
>/b/ - Bomb Threats
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>>2077624
Why did they even need him? Wasn't it just to prove that the offending posts were made from the guy's IP address?
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>"Mr. Anonymous, it says here, on your personal computer, that your ponies go "clickity clack down the track."
>"That is correct."
>"So you were involved with trafficking animals for sexual abuse?"
>"No sir, I only ponies nonsexually."
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>>2077312 here,

Sometimes I love you MLPG
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>>2077637
Yeah, that one
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>>2077643
Because >lol america
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>>2077645
>"No sir, I only ponies nonsexually."
Objection the witness is under oat.
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>>2077509
Would you her bellybutton after you fill her to the brim with your cum?

>captcha: PRICES! amess
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>>2077637
Oh man that's priceless
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>>2077606
>>2077624
It was actually for a guy who hacked into Sarah Palin's e-mail account, apparently

http://www.businessinsider.com/here-is-4chan-founder-moots-full-testimony-from-the-palin-email-trial
-2010-8

>Q. And is there any significance to "new fags"?
>A. That is the term used to describe new users to the site.
>Q. What about "b tard"?
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>>2077548
I'm more of a "r63 pone waifu roughly fucks me, then brings home more women and fucks them in front of me".

Or alternatively "non-63 pone waifu starts bringing home bigger and better stallions, I'm relegated to watching and cleaning up if I've been a good little filly."

Basically cuckolding, heavy on the humiliation and sub-ness.
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>>2077645
>"No sir, I only ponies nonsexually."

Let the record state that the court can no longer find its shit.
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Sir it appears that this says "greater than implying yellow quiet isn't worst pone". May I inquire as to what a "pone" is? And how can quietness be yellow? Is this perhaps some code jargon for a terrorist plan?

How can we, as vulnerable American people, be so sure that a "pone" is not some sort of bomb?
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What does MLPG think of this build I'm planning
$800 holla holla get dolla budget.
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>>2077509
And what of your inevitable hybrid hellspawn?

Are you going to take responsibility
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>>2077675
>implying centaurs aren't cool

Don't be a fag, anon.
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I need some LyraxAnon/Human stuff. Care to help? Text or pics
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>>2077672
You appear to have two motherboards.

Also, fuck AMD get Intel
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What if pone had udders
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>"Mr. Anonymous, is it true that you in fact, own a small, glass pony in your kitchen?"
>"I don't follow your honor."
>"We have all the information right here, Mr. Anonymous. You speak extensively about her."
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>>2077684
What this guy said.
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>>2077688
Pone technically does have 'udders'. It's just more fun to call them crotchboobs or teats
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>>2077679
What if it had like the legs of a human and the upper body of a horse?
That would just be wierd
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How long is the natural estrus cycle for horses?
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>>2077672
But can it play Diablo III?
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>>2077672
>$800
>Phenom II
>2 mother boards
wtf are you doing
and just get a whole TB of HD for like $15 more

I like your case at least
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>>2077664

>"You "only ponies nonesxually"?"
>"That is correct."
>"What do you do to these ponies exactly?"
>"I only them."
>"I'm sorry, what?"
>"I only ponies."
>"Your honor, the defendant refuses to cooperate and is purposely omitting verbs from his testimony."
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>>2077684
I accidentally 2 mobo is this bad
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>>2077679
I'll be honest, I've not thought about what sort of hybrid it would end up being. I mean, that's kind of way down the line.
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>>2077701
>Paying for Grinding - The Game with terrible itemization, broken elite packs, terrible story telling, and generally sloppy composition
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>Leth called to the stand under accusation of heading the dangerous ponyfucking terrorist cell
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>>2077695
I guess what I was trying to imply was heavy, swollen teatflesh capped with long suckable teats
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>>2077701
>Fishing for responses.
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>>2077681
If I help she'll only end up bloated from sucking down so much of your semen.
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>>2077711
Make it full pone or human no monsters.
Bon bon is going to kill herself unless you pull the lol happy big family retard end.
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>>2077428
>you let your hand wander up the back of her neck, running your fingers through her bubblegum-pink mane
>"And I love your mane. Long, flowing, silky...and a nice shade of pink, too."
>you idly twirl a lock of her hair around your finger
>"I bet all the mares get jealous of your mane."
>her wings flutter behind her
>"You really like it?"
>"Absolutely."
>you rest your hand on her chin and lightly rub her flushed cheek with your thumb
>"You're a very pretty pony."
>"Oh, thank you..."
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>>2077712
>Elite packs more difficult than any of the bosses
>Class specific items with stats useless for that class
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>>2077713
Leaves the room with all charges cleared and an invitation to the judges golf club
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>>2077672
Okay, here's what you do
>i5 instead of phenom
>8GB of RAM instead of 4
>7850 instead of 560
And keep that ASRock motherboard you have.
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>>2077699
Equines have polyestrus, which is multiple estrus cycles in a single breeding season.
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>>2077681
God, that picture is SO FUCKING CUTE it's not even fair.
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>>2077728
>"Oh hey, those mobs can war-"
>DEAD
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>>2077733
Yeah, listen to this guy.
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>>2077714
Oh so like cow udders. I guess I could get behind that.

It'd have to be an unusual situation though. A one off thanks to some magic mishap or something.
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>>2077713
>a raging neckbeard bursts through the doors screaming about saving our overlord
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>>2077672
>>2077672
>>2077672
Get this instead, I just put it together for you thank me later
You might be able to shop around for the same parts for a little cheaper too
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>>2077704
>"I SAID VERY CLEARLY: I ONLY PONIES!"
>"Only what?"
>"PONIES!"
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This thread is so nice and quiet.
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>>2077096

Stringmouse is a good artist, I have a pony drawn by her still, I think. Somewhere. She's actually jaw-droppingly good. http://stringmouse.deviantart.com/

Slugbox was a bro, but thinking about that...

>that feel when good friends move on to new interests and that's good, but they leave old friends behind too and that hurts...
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>>2077757
He was seriously overrated.
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>>2077747
>Twilight's spell backfires
>her breasys begin to sag as they swell with milk
>she sqeuals as her teats feel like they're growing erect, but they just keep swelling until they're inches in length
>she explains with no shortage of embarassment that the only way to reverse the spell is to drain out all the milk
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>>2077761
>breasys
Fuck
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>>2077744
>Pack has chains of death linking them, cant touch those
>Okay I'll kite them
>They teleport right to you, and if they stack on you, you insta-die form all three chains
>They also freeze you in place
>And they have a shared health pool, so you cant nuke one, die and try again later
>Well fuck
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>>2077764
It's late. You're excused.
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>these court room posts

I love you guys.
Thats the best laugh I had in weeks
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>>2077719
>tiny Lyra
>bloated on Anon's semen
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>>2077759
>During Filthy Rich's little 'gonna be poor now' experiment, the friendship between Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon is strained as the normally dominant, confident Diamond Tiara seems more and more unsure of herself.
>The last thing she wants is for Silver Spoon to find out about her situation, the potential of loosing the one friend she has only adding more stress.
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>>2077757

Found the pic.
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>>2077724
hnnnng
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>>2077774
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>>2077779
I love the mane.
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>>2077759
I want to cuddle that underage pone nonsexually
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>>2077774
>Full sized Lyra
>bloated on Anon's semen
>can take a nap using her squishy belly as a pillow
>it oozes out a little as you get comfortable
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>>2077761
Well, if I /must/...
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>>2077786
STOP THAT IMPOSTER.
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>>2077774
>she gives birth to your bunch of tiny babies.
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>>2077771
>All found posters are institutionalized for severe mental problems
>"BUT IT'S ALL A JOKE. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY."
>""I would greater than rape a horse" sounds pretty serious to me"
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>>2077795
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>>2077792

I know that feel, she's cute~
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Round 2

>>2077753
That's interesting, I'll save it for further study
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/watch?v=TLRGf4ZDvEs
Check out this link guise.
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>>2077792
I wouldn't mind sexually oo
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can we discuss cuddling underage pones?
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>>2077795
>>2077774
oh gosh
what is this, boner?
calm down
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Do you like Rarity? She is my favorite pone.

>>2077815
Would you cuddle this little Rarity?
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>>2077759
Pony glasses don't work like that
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>multiple people on FiMFiction still asking me if I begin every story description with "Because sometime" on purpose or whether it's an accident
>being asked to read grimdark cupcakes faggotry fanfiction to give my opinion on it
why this
just... why this
please never turn into faggots, guys
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>>2077819
I would cuddle every little Rarity
and adult Rarity too!
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>>2077814
Damn OC being too cute to dislike
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>>2077823
YES THEY DO SHUT UP
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>>2077795
dammit boner, I've already fapped twice today. it'll just hurt if I do it now. Also, no.
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>>2077808
Better. Stick with that foundation.
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>>2077826
You better start believing in faggotry Anon.
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>>2077814
gosh, isn't she a cutie
I'd let that cute little pet pony lick around my fingertips as she finished the sugarcube off any day before using that moisture to more easily push a few fingers inside of her
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>>2077826
never TAW. <3
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>>2077816
Hey, fuck you, let him out for some air. There's nothing wrong with wanting to fill your little pony up with semen till she can barely move. Just think about how happy she'd look all pudgy and wobbly. She'd be nice and warm from it, too. Perfect for cuddling.
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>>2077826
Its ok taw we can always talk about pretty mares and dresses.
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>>2077808
Not bad, but you really should just get an i5 2500-k for $30 more. More overclocking room. And don't forget a hard drive.
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>>2077826
A...fanfiction of cupcakes?
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>>2077848
>Overclocking your computer.
>Not just DUMPING ELECTRICITY INTO IT
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>>2077819
Best little pony
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>>2077855
You'd be surprised how many of those exist.
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>>2077862
We need more filly episodes.
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>>2077855
Rev up that why.
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>>2077855
Thankfully this isn't actually a cupcakes spinoff--fimfiction actually no longer accepts those because people wrote so many--but it's a "lol Pinkie is evil and grimdark" style story
at least they were nice and called me "Miss TAW" in the PM I guess
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>>2077826
>please never turn into faggots, guys
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>>2077848
Yeah, those things have been known to reach 4.0GHz even with the stock cooler, but if you don't want your case sounding like a jet engine 3.8 is fine too.
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>>2077774
>>2077795
I don't know which is more unf
Full-sized Lyra hungrily sucking and fucking Anon until she's at maximum capacity, and gets disappointed when she's not full of your seed
Tiny Lyra hugging Anon's cock with her entire body, licking at him with her little tongue, wanting that final payload and not missing a drop once she gets it
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Would you a human animu pony
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>>2077863
I know that. I'm just wondering if that's what he was asked to review.
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I want to hug all the fillies
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>>2077878
>miss Taw

At your side my lady!
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>>2077776
So no then...
Ok.
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this thread is legit hysterical
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>>2077878
That still cracks me up.
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>>2077882
Application of some basic erotic spellcasting can fix that first one right up.
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>>2077882
>implying she's not too little to catch it all
>implying she wouldn't have to dive into the stream and let it splatter all over her
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>>2077531
do you like my eyes
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>>2077901
spooky
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>>2077901

Lookin' kinda I CAN SEE INTO FOREVER there.
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>>2077901
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you
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>>2077901
I would lick that ponies eyes.
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>>2077908
2spooky
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>>2077882
>wanting that final payload and not missing a drop once she gets it
Wow, she would be huge. I can imagine she'd enjoy the belly rubs much more, then.
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>>2077881
Mine runs at 4.4 quite quietly actually. Not that it matters since I usually have headphones on anyways.
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>>2077826
>please never turn into faggots, guys

You are like, at least one year too late.
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>>2077918
Nah. It's spooky, but I can deal.
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>>2077882
For me the second one easily.
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>>2077840
>>2077840
fuck you anon
i just fapped 30 mins ago
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>>2077900
Great. Now I want to see a Flash game or something of this with Tiny Lyra jumping back and forth to catch all the cumdrops.
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>>2077931
Well, time to phoenix.
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>>2077848
>>2077836
Good to hear.
The guys at /g/ said that I should just get a i5-3570 and OC it a little but what if I accidentally set everything on fire.

I am not good with computer.
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>>2077901
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>>2077933
Getting bigger and more bouncy the more she catches?
I'd play it.
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>>2077901
>nipple eyes
What have you dooooone
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>>2077884
At this point I would be willing to engage in sexual relations with anything sentient and willing to give consent.
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>>2077921
Are you using the stock cooler? What kind of temperatures do you get? I honestly wouldn't go that high without an aftermarker cooler myself.
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>>2077913
>that mouth
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>>2077918
12spooky
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>>2077922
I mean relative to myself
you guys aren't going to start losing your basic pattern recognition abilities or start writing really bad grimdark fanfi-

well you'e not going to lose basic pattern recognition at least, I hope
maybe become a little bit faggotier and start drawing OC shipping art between wingfag and dash but that's all, no faggier than that
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>>2077826
taw
write pone flattery someday pls
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>>2077940
We could send it to EQD
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>>2077944
What about a krogan?
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>>2077947
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Welp. It's late, court's let out, air's long since cleared, and the rest didn't get off the ground.

Time for bed.
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>>2077940
Also getting slower and more wobbly, to the point where she has to roll from side to side to get any.
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>>2077950
Thats what you want dont you?
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>>2077955
I forgot to add anything that could be considered female by human standard.
But yes even a female krogan.
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>>2077950
>maybe become a little bit faggotier and start drawing OC shipping art between wingfag and dash but that's all, no faggier than that

It's not like I want to draw that or anything... b-baka
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>>2077954
Tell them its milk or something.
There's a secret ending at 100% success where she gets it direct from the source
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>>2077931
but isn't she just the cutest little thing? I bet she wouldn't even mind if you pushed a few fingers under her collar and pulled her up towards you so she sat on your knee. She wouldn't mind if your other hand snaked between her hindlegs and started to slowly massage between her lips, getting her excited and ready to please her master in yet another way
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>>2077950
>asking for art of your OC being shipped with the main cast right after insulting others about their fanfiction
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>>2077945
Using a Cooler master 212, pretty good investment for 30 bucks. It's sitting at 31 degrees right now which is basically idle. When I'm watching movies or playing games it might get up to mid to high 40s. It's probably not really worth ti to clock it quite this high but I'm having fun with it.
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>>2077952
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>>2077900
>implying it wouldn't be more fun to wrap her little mouth over the opening and watch her close her eyes and smile as she balloons out
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>>2077969
>implying male krogan aren't more sexy than females
>also 4 balls
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>Lyrafags

Worse than Celestiafags, Roverfags, and fartfags.
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>>2077952
I would that grey skinned Rarity human.
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>>2077974
I love a good trained pet.
Trixie
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>"So tell me, Mr. Anonymous, why did you suddenly go from talking about ponies to these 'bearded humans'?"
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>>2077962
Filling Lyra with your hot seed doesn't do it for you, huh.
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>>2077985
But not worse than trixiefags, sweetiefags or dashfags
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>>2077937
you can't set it on fire, there are thermal failsafes in place for that. If you do it really badly you can cause some hardware damage, but the difference between "won't boot" and "will cause hardware damage" is huge, so take it one step at a time and there's no risk of that.

'course, all you'll get out of it is the ability to say you did it, really. It's not like you'll notice the speed increase unless you're doing a shitload of heavy calculations, and then honestly I wouldn't trust a heavily overclocked processor with them anyway.
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>>2077988
>"I plead the fifth"
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>>2077988
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>>2077950
>really bad grimdark fanfics
I wonder, are there any good ones?
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all right we're at that point again
what draw
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>>2077950
>maybe become a little bit faggotier and start drawing OC shipping art between wingfag and dash but that's all, no faggier than that

"This is totally not a request guys! It's not like I wanto to see this get drawn... I'd never sink to such a level"
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>>2078004
gobbos.
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>>2077937
The Ivy bridges are the new hotness, though you probably won't see much if any difference between the i5-3570 and a 2500k. Either way, stick with an Intel CPU and you'll be fine and fire free.
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http://us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/5152409632
;_;
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>>2078004
63
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>>2077982
All this talk of cum inflated Lyra, and I have a banana I've yet to eat sitting right in front of me
You're making this very hard, MLPG
Very very hard
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>>2078004
even more coltcuddling
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>>2077994
It's sorta just moving in a slow circle at this point, so no, not really.
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>>2077998

True that, brother.
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>>2078004
Draw my favorite pone doing something non sexual.

>>2078009
PFHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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>>2077999
But anti-satan why would anyone overclock if there's no other point to it than bragging rights?
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>>2078004
Drunk Celestia and Questionably sober Twilight
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>>2078004

Firecrotch
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>>2078014
You know nothing. Try being in a hentai thread with tons of cum, and eating a container of yogurt.
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>>2078004
cumfilled Lyra
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>>2078004
A completely non-sexual joke that is both original and funny.
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>>2078014
Well then, I suppose you'd better put that 'difficult situation' to good use, hmm?
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>>2078024
Do this one. Celestia creepily hitting on Twilight is a bonus.
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>>2078009
>Someone in there is named Vinyl Scratch.
>And they got trolled so bad.
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Ugh, my programmer is MIA tonight but I still managed to poke around the interface, shove tons of layers into graphic symbols, and change the mouse cursor and fix things. It took like 3 hours but I don't think it was anything anyone would have found very interesting...

I miss those squee moments with art when I just mess around and get happy because of little successes and so excited I can't sleep or something.
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>that feel when induced minor space derail
no regrets

dragon is holding orbit quite nicely. there were 1,800 people who went to spaceX for the launch
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>>2078004
Ponies playing with dorfs.
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>>2078043
I love pleasure bars
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>>2078043
Cant wait for this but it would be perfect with a human instead of spike
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>>2077967
no
>>2077970
good
>>2077975
I'm not asking, I'm just sayin', if that's how faggy you wanna get I'm not gonna stop you. That's not a question!
>>2078002
probably? The show can actually pull off "dark" in its own way fairly well--NMM and Discord would be deserving of a 'dark' tag on your favourite fanfiction website--so I think it is something that could be done well. You'd have to pay a lot of attention to characterisation and keeping it in line with the show thematically, I think the problem most writers have there is that they polarise--it's either tea parties, or Pinkie severing her friends' heads--and the show doesn't do that, it mixes the two.
>>2078005
exactly,t his guy knows what's up
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>>2078043
>Pleasure bars
Should not want but do want
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>>2077953
like... telling Dash she's pretty and watching her blush? I've greentexted about it before if that counts
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>>2078054
But I love tea parties.
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>>2077977
Oh yeah, I've got one of those myself. Just waiting on the case to arrive before I can throw it all together. Wasn't really planning on taking it over around 4.2GHz unless some gay men requires it, though. 2500k + 212 is one of the best combinations out there.
>>
this was fun, glad I wrecked my sleep schedule for it

Nigth MLPG
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>>2078044
What? Try not to let your statements get so fragmented, Dino. Explain?
>>
>>2078052
This
When I fuck horses I want to be able to self-insert.
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>>2078059
that counts somewhat
do one for twilight. I really like flattery
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>>2078044
>Soon Dragon will dock with the space station.
>Expecting someone to draw Dragon as a dragon dildo docking with the space station.
>>
>>2078051
>>2078058
>you will never fill up Twilight's pleasure bar
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>>2078067
Good night, Anonymous.
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>>2077987
Trixie would make a good pet. Just gotta get her admiring her great and powerful owner and she'll bend over backwards to do what you say. At least she'll be happier that way.
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>>2078076
>You will never edge Raritys pleasure bar until she's ready to faint
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>>2078080
I was thinking about some pleasure mindbreak but thats me
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>>2078061
That should be plenty, I think I read some where that it's not worth it to go over 4.2GHz anyways due to depreciation of power to performance.

Although I bet I can get more ponies playing on my desktop. And that's what it's all about.
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>>2078076
reality is so cruel
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>>2078038
But is fucking a banana peel really that great?
And can I think of Lyra's bellybutton instead of her marshmallow butthole?
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>>2078082
Edging seriously needs to be a mechanic in these games.

cuddling too
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>>2078059
Do one for Twilight
Oh man the things I would tell her
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Please tell me there's a working 4chan unspoil script for Stylish now

All these unnecessary spoiler tags are driving me bananas
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>>2078076
Why don't really women have visible pleasure bars.
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>>2078090
Well, traditionally you should be thinking about your Princess's rear, but I suppose if you REALLY had to you could do it that way.

Regardless, you'll want to microwave it for a few seconds.
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>>2078093
>edging mechanic
That's a really good idea.
And it wouldn't be hard to do, either.

I don't think any games have done it yet, either.
I wonder why.
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>>2078097
I thought 4chan X had automatic despoilering
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>>2078090

It is.

When you start out, it's a little bit weird, but then it lubes up as it bruises.

Feels fucking choce.
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>>2078097
>pun_detected.jpg
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>>2078069
1,800 spectators drove over to the spaceX factory/command center and were cheering as the rocket launched from florida
they went NUTS as the solar panels unfolded, for some reason
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>>2078052

Didn't Maripony already do that, though? I felt a big lack of attachment to his interaction with Twilight, don't know about you.

Rule34 is just upgraded shipping so emotional connection is important, but I don't think I could just drop in a human and keep it looking on-model in a show style without swapping to my usual style, like on the left.
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>>2078101
It's more complicated than that. You'd probably need a pleasure flow chart or something.
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>>2078035
>A completely non-sexual joke that is both original and funny.
what I learned in mlpg is
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>>2078122

That's not firecrotch
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>>2078096
would you make that humble librarian girl feel beautiful and special?
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>>2078118
>Didn't Maripony already do that, though? I felt a big lack of attachment to his interaction with Twilight, don't know about you.
Link? Also im not saying you should do it im just saying it would be better with a human but thats just my opinion.
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>>2077741
Coloured Version, Because.
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>>2078106
Princess ass is nice, for sure, but I'm all about Lyra at the moment, specifically that bloated belly
And really?
The microwave is all the way downstairs and I doubt I can walk in this state
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>>2078082
>You will never dress trap Rarity in lacy panties, her semi-rigid cock poking out the top
>You will never use a pretty lace ribbon to tie a powerful vibrator to her frenum to slowly drive her wild
>You will never use another toy to stimulate her prostate
>You will never tie her down like this and leave her there for hours as she's worked up at an agonizingly slow pace, pre oozing from her turgid shaft as she screams out for release
>You will never threaten to deny her completely, knowing that just that thought alone will drive her over the edge, making her spray her candy pony semen all over her body
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>>2078116
You live in Florida too?
Godammit if that was at the Kennedy Space Center you are uncomfortably close to me.
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>>2078116
Because it was fucking amazing.
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>>2078120
More like multiple spreadsheets if MLPG is to be believed.
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>>2078101
It'd look less like a pleasure bar and more a constantly undulating graph. You don't want that shit distracting you from what's important.
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>>2078143
Ponies?
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>>2078143
Trying to run away?
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>>2078129
i would do anything i could to show her what a beautiful, talented and sweet pone she is.
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>>2078143
>start pleasing your girl
>a pleasure graph pops up in your field of vision, completely obscuring her body
>god dammit, not again
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>>2078137
what? no, i'm in massachusetts.

but if i did live near you i'd probably drop by for some hot dino dick
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>>2078118
link?
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>>2078152
>Make her get up and install another UI addon to make things more manageable for you
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>>2078122
Something the matter, friend?
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>>2078151
then you're a man after my own heart
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>>2078136

Futa Rarity is my fetish
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>>2078152
>Grind away till it goes away.
>It finally vanishes, but apparently someone snuck in and fucked your girl silly.
>Fuck.
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>>2078159
>robot girlfriend
youre_doing_it_wrong.jpg
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>>2078159
>she turns it into sex quick-time events
>don't screw up or the pleasure meter empties
>what a bitch
>>
I feel bad for all the women out there who are missing out on all the guys of MLPG just because they can't compete with magical marshmallow ponies.
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>>2078096
>>2078071
that sounds adorable
maybe if I get some free time later
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>>2078163
I'd probably suck on Rarity's futa dick.

Especially if it was while she was busy working on some pretty dresses.

And especially if those pretty dresses were for me.

I'm not gay though.
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>>2078009
>"Perhaps, one day, Blizzard will see this as a reminder that they should have installed gentoo."
Which one of you fuckers...
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>>2078174
Hahaha!
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>>2078181
V is in the thread too.
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>>2078161
I'd savor it always
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>>2078086
Well, isn't it much the same thing? Different mechanics, but the same endpoint.
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>>2078174
It's not my fault they cant be like her
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>>2078161
she deserves nothing less. not my waifu~

i would love to spend a quiet evening reading to her, stroking her mane and showering her in praise, love and attention.

fuck i should write something...
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>>2078190
Would you have a special dictionary printed just for her that's full of only nice adjectives and little pictures of her? Would you hide it away in the library and hope that one day she'd find it?
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>>2078179

Even though this picture is weird, I've probably fapped to it at least 100 times
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>>2078135
Yeah, you might want to skip it for now. Save that banana for the right moment.

Oh, and ask for tips before you do use it. There's a couple of for lack of a better word experts around that probably have some advice.
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>>2078203
Yes, yes! Join the twaifufag writers!
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>>2078203
please do
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>>2078208
Ultra gay.
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>>2078208
God something about that image just goes straight to my boner
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>>2078213

no u
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>>2078205
Oh god that's so cheesy.

I would.
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>>2078212
We pony hugs now?
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>>2078208
Nope
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>>2078208
>Futa Rarity will never force you to suck her cock while mocking your much smaller penis
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>>2078198
>that feel
no real girl could pull off Dashie's mixture of egotism and insecurity without it being crippling
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>>2078082
>>2078136
>edging
>rarity
YES!

>rarity is the sub
ewwww
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>>2078213
SO very gay.
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>>2078222
we pone waifu hugs now
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Why are most futafags rarifags
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>>2078222
>Dash will never hug you like she hugs her favourite cloud
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all right if you guys really want gobbos
gobbos is what you'll get
I'll work on something
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>>2078220
Oh I was waiting for a flash...
That comic is not bad but I dont feel passion.
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>>2078234
Best fetish and best pony.
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>>2078225
>will never force you to suck her cock
That is correct
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>>2078236
Neat.
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>>2078203
Do it!
If you don't I willand it'd be my dream come true to keep her warm at night from the bitter cold that is loneliness.
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>>2078235
>but she'll hug you like you're her favorite human
>because you are
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>>2078220
Oh, i thought you were talking about a flash with a human. A-la that Midna/Link
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>>2078228
Bitch less, write more.
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>>2078212
>Didn't see the pillow because White on Transparency.
>Thought it was meant to be an exploitable.
Well now I feel stupid
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>>2078241
Why is Twilight so fat
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>>2078211
>>2078212
i'll try. might as well post something on my fimfiction account.

this will be interesting. i've only done >greentext before...
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>>2078249
>write more
Okay, back to my coursework.
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The only Dash I'd boogie down with is sexy humanized Dash.

Especially after a run, and especially if she were smelly and sweaty. I'd lick the sweat from her abs, from her armpits, and from between her butt cheeks.
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>>2078236
I want pone goblin.
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Oh god.
http://coalheartguy.tumblr.com/
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>>2078135
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>>2078236

Thank you so much based GG
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>>2078251
She doesn't get out much.
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>>2078254
Even better. What were you doing browsing MLPG while you had coursework to do?

Lazy bastard.
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>>2078250
Maybe because you are
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>>2078246
>that feel when Dash's hugs are painful, because she swoops down from the sky and slams into your back without warning, before squeezing you tight and taking off to carry you upwards into the air where nobody can see her nuzzle your neck
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>>2078256
I should commish some pony goblin art.
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>>2078264
>asking me a question like that
>if I answer it makes it clear I haven't gotten back to work
>>
Well
I just a banana peel at the thought of Lyra's belly
I think it's time for a shower
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>>2078267
Well yeah but
That's besides the point!
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>>2078268
WORTH IT
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>>2078255
Brool story, co.
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>>2078250

Klondike why are you so adorable
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>>2078268
>she finds a nice secluded cloud to land on
>unlimited cuddles in the sky
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>>2078212
Twilight would be the pone to own a bodypillow, wouldn't she?
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AHAHAHA
AHAHAHAH
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>>2078258
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>>2078264
Not that guy, but fuck coursework, man.
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>>2078270
Move it, buster.
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>>2078250
Hey Klondike
Can you draw my OC~♥
I mean PB of course
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>>2078268
would be worth it
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>>2078283
Whats so funny about it?
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>>2078272
Yeah, that's one of the downsides; fruit pulp in your pubes.

It'd have been better if you'd warmed it up.
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>>2078287
>OC characters from Glitter Glue
How many characters have you made at this point?
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>>2078283
>filename
BUT THAT'S WRONG.
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Ok before thread ends. Can anyone suggest me something to read?
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>>2078290
> he doesn't know

too much newfags nowadays
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>>2078279
a-AM...I AM NOT!
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>>2078301
Snow Crash.

It's fun
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>>2078293
It's not so much the residue as it is the awkwardness I'm hoping to wash off
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>>2078281
DId you say Unlimitted Cuddles?
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>>2078305
>lol le joke is he hate pinkie xd
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>>2078300
Fuck no.
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>>2078283
Is that Pinkie, Rarity or Fluttershy? I can't tell.
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>>2078281
>you aren't a pegasus so you can't rest on the cloud
>she has to hold you up and keep wrapped tightly in her wings so you don't fall
>you reach behind you and start to stroke her mane
>she giggles and looks away
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>>2078300
Wear an outfit that made me look like that?

24/7.
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>>2078218
would you read her a bedtime story? which one? or perhaps you'd make one up?
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>>2078306

D'awww
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>>2078306
You're such a lovable dork.
>>
>>2078287
Well you did catch me at a time where I have my brothers tablet. I can right quick.

You shoulda seen me. I wiggled his pen from his sleeping hands Daring Do style.
>>
Does anybody have the animated gif from the Adventure Ponies commercial with "APPLEJACK SMACK", kick and all?
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>>2078314
She doesnt look like Rarity at all but you are right about FS.
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>>2078258
OH YOU THINK THAT'S BAD?
http://jryvn.deviantart.com/art/Scootato-s-first-flight-302819160
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>>2078312
> not just a newfag but autistic newfag

sigh. I don't want summer
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>>2078287
Diamond Dogs seem like they'd fit pretty well in her adventuring campaign, actually.

I mean, it would end up basically like it did with Rarity except PB can't do anything other than bitch at them, which wouldn't be nearly as effective, and it would be >sexually of course
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>>2078310
Oh, man up. The only thing you should be ashamed of is not keeping your shit together long enough to get it done right.
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>>2078054
>Please don't draw art of my OC tee hee
when did you become such an attention whore?
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>>2078314
>that hair
>he cant tell

You must be legitimately autistic
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>>2078321
>>2078320
SCREW YOU GUYS
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>>2078324

Fffff

Hurry up, I've gotta go
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>>2078300
Already am.
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>>2078315
>she lays on her back with her wings splayed out behind her, with you resting on top of her
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>>2078329
>"This isn't Scootaloo; she's a fluffy version who wants to fly more than anything. She's been extremely depressed until her master has an idea.
>Based on a story by Lord Anubis (I think..)"
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How do I make pony happy?
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>>2078315
>start tickling her at the base of her wings
>She's laughing uncontrollably at this point
>drops you
>you're freefalling for about 10 seconds
>she finally catches up to you, and pulls up just in time
>she stares at you angrily while flying with you clutched between her hooves
>you lean in to kiss her
>dem passionate pone kisses
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>>2078319
yes i would. often. i'd try to find her favorite stories from when she was just a filly, and maybe make some up.

hnnng. telling her stories by candlelight. oh god, my heart.
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>>2078337
>>2078328
They've all got the same...cowlick? Flip? Prong? Whatever it is, at the front. It can be difficult to tell when there are so few other defining features.
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>>2078338
Stop being Beedrill, jackass.
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>>2078338
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>>2078330
>"Sigh"
>Can't into capitalization
>Calling people newfags
>Complaining about summer
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>>2078308

Oh, hey, I'm still reading that right now. Shit is awesome.

Then go grab anything and everything by Philip K. Dick.
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>>2078346
BY POSTING IN THE NEW THREAD
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>>2078346
>rape
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>>2078355
>>2078337
Just Fuck Already
>>
NEW HORSE

>>2078363
>>2078363
>>2078363
>>2078363
>>2078363
>>2078363
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>>2078356
>pic
I'd save her Would you save her?
>>
NEW HORSE WHERE
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>>2078340
I could always just post it later when you get back
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>>2078356
I knew I liked you.
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>>2078347
>she closes her eyes
>you keep yours open and lean left or right whenever you need to steer
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>>2078355
> being mad at the fact that he got legitimately called autistic
> on 4chan

jesus fucking christ moot
what did you do to us
why
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>>2078328
Same VA after all.
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>>2078379
>There cant possibly more than one other person in this thread
>>
>>2075849

>implying I wont get celestia

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