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What sorts of songs do you expect season 3 to produce?
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Luna/Celestia duet
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>>2056572
Awesome ones, hopefully
Part of me wants a song every episode, but I think that would detract from the magic.
Some of the stuff in the finale was sounding pretty Strawberry Shortcake esque though, I hope they move away from that when the next season starts up.
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>>2056572
ones with ponies
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VGTG
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The Return of Discord.
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>you will never slowly suckle on Braeburn's testicles while he lets out quiet farts onto your face
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I WANT TO FUCK A HORSE
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>>2056572
Dubstep
And some rap.
I would welcome it, considering the show could use some good quality music.
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>>2056604
[VGN]
[VGTG]-[VGH]
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Your waifu is a slut.
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>>2056615
VGTB
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>>2056614
>mfw I like both dubstep and rap
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>>2056572

I want more polka.
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>>2056614
>you will never scratch her behind her droopy ears and make her smile
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Someone requested Sweetie x Scootaloo makeouts last thread. No can do, too risque. I can however, show them being reeeal close to each other and holding hands while exchanging illicit gazes.
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Heavy Metal with lots of hollerin'
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>>2056619
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>>2056619
But what if my wiafu is a table?
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>>2056572

>more panka songs are pretty much guaranteed
>apple pone still doesn't get a song
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>>2056638
but
but
there are no lips touching
oh well, it's still cool
thanks ross
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I hate fat people

There should be a fat tax
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>>2056628
well gee, that doesn't look biased at all
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>>2056572

What musician from the fandom would you want to do an official song for the show?

LivingTombstone gets my vote.
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>>2056628
>lol hetero u so boring and normal i bet u wish you wer a minority like us, look at how much fun we're having with our preferences which are more fun than yours even though they are no fun to you

Discriminatory Assholes Demanding Equality.png
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>>2056628
Still asexual master orientation.
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>>2056639
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>>2056614
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>>2056651
There is
It's called McDonalds
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>>2056628
>No ponycuddlesexual.
Get this shit out of here.
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>>2056628
>just black/white

How understated and classy
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>>2056619
Yes I know. And I wouldn't have it any other way.
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>>2056671

10/10
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>>2056675
are you a cuddleslut, anon?

which one would you cuddle the hardest? the softest?
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>>2056628
>bisexual more like pansexual but whatever
>look like heterosexual
>act like asexual
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>>2056628
Also

>having a flag for this
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>>2056658
Eurobeat Brony, no contest.
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>>2056656
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>Social Darwinism
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>>2056671
I don't go to McDonalds
In-N-Out master race
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>>2056656
SAAAAAAndrAAAAAAAker scum.
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>>2056658
makkon
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>>2056628
You know what are two toned?

Zebras and humans. Superior species.

You know what are multicolored?

Shit tier marshmallow equines that get by on privelege of magic rather than their own hard-earned merit.
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Did anyone who bought PHN prints get their free sketch? If so, what did you get?
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>>2056687

are you me?
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Threw this together for the people who liked the Rarity/Archer shenanigans.
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>>2056638
Ross.
Didn't you have some big project planned? Call it morbid curiosity, but what was it?
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>>2056691
He doesn't use the word 'Brony' in his stuff anymore.
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>>2056708
>humans brag about how they worked to become the dominant species on their planet
>celestia throws the sun at them
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>>2056724
>Celestia no longer has a sun
>Equestria freezes before she can get it back
>pony intellect
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so ded
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>>2056723
My apologies.
Odyssey Eurobeat.
The word "brony" only gets worse and worse, as more and more respectable people abandon it, though...
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>>2056712
I'm like quite a few people here, so possibly.
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>>2056628
Why is the hetero so sad?

That's not even the flag for heterosexuality, it's blue and pink.
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>>2056710
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>>2056739
I'm never going to use it all the same.
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>>2056724
That's stupid.

If she tosses it all the way over to our planet, pony civilization and the entire world freeze over.
If we're on their planet, she scorches everyone and everything.
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>>2056628
>pansexual
ENOUGH. Someone explain to me WHAT this is.
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>>2056739
I think it was hilarious how he awkwardly tried to skirt around the reason he was no longer using the word and wanted to go back to being just Odyssey.
All those dissapointed bronies got let down way too easy.
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>>2056757
Someone who wants to have sex with everything
Faceless was the old example
darf is the new one
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>>2056651

Everyone with a BMI of 30 or higher should be mandated by the government to wear a shirt with a whomp block printed on it. The shirt has a built in microphone, so every time you push them down and the shirt makes contact with the ground, it makes the whomp groan. "EEUUNH!"
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>>2056757
they basically will fuck anything that moves, they don't give a shit. If it's living, they're ok with fucking it.
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>>2056764
How far does everything actually extend?
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>>2056710
is this pinkie or fluttershy? looks like the trademark yellow sweater to me.
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>>2056764
FACELESS HAS BEEN REPLACED.
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>>2056658
Ponyphonic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPjVCIX5Fvs
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>>2056768
>bmi
comeon thats ashit measurement system
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>>2056769
>>2056764
And what about 'cisgender'?
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>>2056764
>>2056769
So 4chan then.
Ok.
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>>2056771
Humans outside of gender/sex norms.

Including trannies.

Sentient/sapient nonhumans don't exist yet so nobody outside of neckbeardland cares and sex with nonhumans is still zoophilia
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>>2056771
see
>>2056769

hell even if it ISN'T living, they'll fuck it
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>>2056784
Opposite of transgender.
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>>2056784
>being cis scum
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>>2056710
>that too low ear
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>>2056772
there's a trademark on it now?
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>>2056724
>throwing stars

That's ridiculous in every possible way anon. Kudos.
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>>2056701

Man, I haven't eaten fast food more than once in the last 3 years.

>Get high as fuck with 10 people
>I mean totally fucking high
>Like, 5 hits from a gravity bong and casually taking hits from a pipe the rest of the time high
>Suddenly too high
>Have to sit down and close eyes
>Stare at ceiling instead
>Stare at ceiling for 2 hours, there's a skylight that I can't take my eyes off of because the sun coming through is green and beautiful
>Phasing in and out of sleep, remember someone throwing up in the grass outside for some reason and one dude doing stand-up comedy and everyone was laughing
>Wish they'd shut up so I can just fucking stare at the goddamn light in peace
>Too high to get mad and say anything
>Take a nap
>Wake up an hour later
>Hungry, eyes are burning, everyone is ready to go
>Empty a whole bottle of visene into both eyes
>We stop at Checkers
>Only have enough money for some fries
>Get fries
>They're boiling hot, but eat them anyway
>Burn the shit out of my mouth

They were the best fries ever. Checkers is great.
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>>2056747
It's just the inherent hypocrisy to the lgbqt movement of which I am unsurprisingly on the side of, all the same
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>>2056686
hardest? Dash

softest? Celestia
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>>2056768
>Still uses BMI to determine if someone is fat.
>LaughingBodybuilders.png
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>>2056771
male female and trans. These guys make it sound like they'd fuck animals and kids, which there's no way in hell western society would accept.
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>>2056713
Thank you anon
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>>2056804
Yellow Sweater™
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>>2056784
A normal person
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>>2056795
Clarify.
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>>2056801
Go outside, humans vary a lot. Sometimes, artists draw ugly people.
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>>2056739
>The word "brony" only gets worse and worse, as more and more respectable people abandon it, though...

Feels good man, like seeing the rise and fall of something horrible.
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>>2056758

What, you mean you're sad he didn't melt down like Fluffy?

;_;7
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>>2056825
Someone who is comfortable with the gender they were born with.
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>>2056784

Die cis scum
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Well looky what we've got here brother of mine, it's the same in every thread.
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>>2056761
>>2056812
What's this? some kind of old shame spam?
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>>2056809
Celestia would be so warm and soft.

I would fall asleep in minutes.
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>>2056832
So a cisgender is any gender? Male, female or transgender? Then why have cisgender in the first place?
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>>2056764
I don't know how it goes really but pansexual is something distinct, sorta the opposite of asexuality while going further than bisexuality.
Though I think it's too vague.
Could you be a heteropansexual? Or are you just a pansexual only for opposite genders where applicable?
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>tfw smoking a cigar in your own apartment and watching pones on your bean bag couch
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>>2056807
>mfw I only got high once in my life and I disliked it
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>>2056815
>male female and trans. These guys make it sound like they'd fuck animals and kids, which there's no way in hell western society would accept.
>These guys make it sound like they'd fuck animals and kids, which there's no way in hell western society would accept.
>which there's no way in hell western society would accept.

Like any society should except that
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>>2056808
I staunchly support the LGBT movement, I know people of different sexualities, it ain't a thing to me.

But people portraying the majority in a negative light aren't doing themselves any favours.
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>>2056842

I'd wrap my arms around her great big ass and nuzzle my head between the cheeks. The musky scent combined with the warmth would lull me into the purest sense of peace, and I would stay like that as long as she would let me.
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>>2056841
>shame
There is no shame here.
Merely a reminder of our old self and how we've changed.
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Watcha listening to MLPG?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZIkk0eCm-c
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>>2056850
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>>2056844
NO
CISGENDER IS A MALE WHO HAS REMAINED A MALE OR A FEMALE WHO HAS REMAINED A FEMALE
THEY ARE THE SAME AS HOW THEY WERE BORN
LIKE YOU
AND ME
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>>2056841

Dust in the wind Anon.
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>>2056649
>She will never profess her love for anal in a country folk song
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>>2056863
YOU DONT KNOW ME
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>>2056851

I've only been high ~10 times and the first time was awful.

I took the smallest hit ever and it was boring as shit, everything was really slow but I wasn't high enough to appreciate how slow it was. I was just annoyed.
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>>2056831
No, hes a respectable gentleman with a singing voice like a heterosexual Clay Aiken.
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>>2056861
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBISfv-6hfo
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>>2056831
Holy shit he mad. Talk about childish.
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>>2056858
Why must you ruin everything.
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>>2056686
Evil insectoid horse cuddles very gently despite having a hard, smooth exoskeleton

in practice it only sweetens the deal
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>>2056864
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>>2056842
>you rest your cheek against the pleasant softness of her chest
>she wraps her big, beautiful wings around you, enveloping you in a big hug
>she starts to sing to you in a soft, soothing voice
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>>2056870
YES I DO
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>>2056894
Dammit
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>>2056841
My god, it's cringe worthy.
And yet...

It's so innocent.

There was no fandom.

Only us.

And it was good.
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goodnight MLPG
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>>2056858
Sigh.
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>>2056784
A "normal" person, ie hetero and not kinky for horses and shit

captcha: terdscum necessity
>>2056833
>>2056799
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>>2056714

THIS

This is the project. It's called Summer Blubber. I wanted MLPG's help hammering out scenarios because Pinkie has to be as funny and cute as possible in many of the pictures. She gains weight and gives all of her friends uncomfortable feelings.

She goes from 260 to a thunderous 722 and basically becomes superhuman for a brief time. All this project is, is a way to try and produce my strongest work yet and pass the time.
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>>2056855
I'm not saying they should, I'm saying they wouldn't and if that were the case no one would be defending their equality.
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>>2056902
night anon
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>>2056885
>Rest your cheek on the cold, hardness of her chest
>she wraps a perforated leg around you
>starts making a low pitched buzzing noise
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What does MLPG think of applefags?
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>>2056901

We /co/ nostalgia now?
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>>2056901
>cringe worthy
>making a nice card for Faust and team
People actually believe this now? I think we may've gone overboard with this whole anti-brony thing...
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>>2056915
>>2056889
Why do I find these equally appealing
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>>2056889
oh lord
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>>2056879
Fluffy tends to throw tantrums.
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>>2056920

Jesus, every single one of those is now property of
>le reddit bupboat xDDD
now.

Truly horrifying.
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You're already dead.
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>>2056917

>applefags

Is there even such a thing?
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>>2056925
Did you not read the rest? About it being good and innocent.

Honestly, it's kind of cool if you forget the past year.
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>>2056935
Aw
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>>2056915
>Shes not even moving her wings to make that sound.
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>>2056832
What is the definition of someone who really doesn't mind if they are female or male?
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>>2056925
I remember after the shitstorm FPK caused, people wanted to make an apology card to Faust.
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>>2056943
>more labels

Fuck no, I'm not learning more words
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>>2056943
Normal.
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>>2056935
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>>2056928
Because on one hand you have something very soft and comforting, and on the other something very lukewarm and soothing.

Either way you're sharing a tender moment with a freaky alien pseudohorse.
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Wake up.
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>>2056935
Omae wa mo shinderu.
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>>2056940
I think we still have the potential to be good and innocent.

>>2056951
And instead we have people spamming the animators and writers to censor Derpy...and after they do, we have even more people spamming them to UNcensor Derpy...

Why can't we just enjoy the show?
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And for a couple weeks we thought he was starting to improve.
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>>2056928
because you're a cuddleslut?
honestly, as long as the girl is enjoying herself I'm good. making your girl happy is my fetish
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>>2056951
Was the shitstorm after FPK THAT bad?

And am I the only one who never saw the anti-science message that so many people got butthurt overOr really really liked FPK?
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>>2056965

Don't you tell me what to do you son of a bitch.

If this is my dream world, and this world is hellish enough, then I do not want to return to the real world.

You wake up, faggot.
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Sorry I haven't been around this weekend to draw for you guys, I've been super busy these past 4-5 days now.

I kind of sort of ended up straining both my arms (long story) and I might be out of commission for drawing until they heal up. The pain kind of went away since it's numb right now, so I can type, but I figured I'd drop on by and apologize, but when I come back, drawing should be happening in full force again.

While I'm here, does anyone (hopefully other drawfriends) here have any good exercises for drawing? I feel like I need to increase the speed at which I draw things, or at least others have told me that I'm too slow; I guess I should work on that next?

Anyway, have some Tree Kicker.
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>>2056971
still got nothing on the autism that is toxic mario (and how he get super mad that he didnt get a speaking panel at brony con cause hes super duper popular)
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>>2056965
not today
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>>2056986

Tell us the story, sounds hilarious.
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>>2056851
it took me so long to get past the burning lungs phase and actually enjoy being high. now watching cartoons and fapping is amazing, best feeling in the world.
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>>2056970
Who is this 'we' of which you speak?
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>>2056977
You're not.
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>>2056985

All you have to do is wake up.

Please wake up.
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>>2056910
>sex with others
>at 700+ pounds
What the fuck are they going to do, grind against her?
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>>2056970
We do just enjoy the show.
And talking about tangentially related bullshit.
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>>2056977
I saw it, but best pone was awesome enough in that ep for me to not care.

Coincidentally, I broke into waifuing Twilight right after FPK.
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>>2056889
screw that
I'd rather fall asleep with my face planted firmly between her ass cheeks
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>>2056985
But I can't wake up.
There is nothing for me to wake up too, silly.
I'm in your head.
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I'm starting to get pretty good at art, but haven't tried a pony yet. I'm a little worried that if I draw ponies and they come out good, people will tell me I'm good and I will turn into a dramawhore like every other artist in this fandom.

So if I ever start posting pony pictures on MLPG be sure to tell me they are awful.
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>>2057009

I... I don't want to.

You can't make me.
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>>2056856
Well since heterosexuality isn't included I'm dissatisfied in the first place.
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>>2056998
Us. Ponyfags. MLPG.
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>>2056985
It's time to come back.
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>>2056976
making a companion happy is your instinctive desire

what they are doesn't matter that much, so long as they matter to you

it's because you're a highly social primate
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>>2057009
Fuck off and die. This dream rocks.
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>You ask Rainbow Dash out to dinner
>She says she isn't one for mushy stuff, but likes free food
>You tell her it's a fancy restaurant with a dress code
>Rainbow Dash hates dresses and squirms and fusses over being all dolled up

I don't know why the idea of Rainbow being fussy in a dress makes me rock solid. Just the idea of her not wanting to look girly and pretty, but still looking beautiful makes me hard as a diamond.

Someone explain this to me.
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>>2056986
>aj_wink.png
disappointing
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>>2057009
>>2056965

Oh man, what was this from again?
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>>2057032
>You will never pick ticks off of your fellow human, using your dexterous fingers.
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>>2057041
It's time to wake up.
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>>2057044
You have syphilis. Sorry.
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>>2057047
>rape
Please wake up
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>>2056991
What the actual fuck. He's definitely getting worse.
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>>2057052
lyra pls

pls go lyra
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>>2056889
>you will never be in a three some with Celestia and Twilight
>she will never instruct both you and Twilight on how to properly pleasure each other by letting you two practice on her
>once all of it is finished and she is pleased by how well you have learned, you three will never go to sleep together, embraced in Celestia's wings
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>>2057052
Human here. When you live in a bug infested area, you slap mosquitos off of your fellow humans quite a bit.
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>>2057065
How do they come up with this stuff
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>>2057019
You're already "dramawhoring" by posting that thing.

There's very few drama whores that I can think of here in MLPG, unless you're talking about tumblr, then in that case, there's TONS of them.

Then again, I'm biased since I kind of recognize that people have feelings and you know, tend to have negative ones sometimes.

Draw me some Applejack, then we'll see if you're really good or not.
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>>2057081
Of this, I am glad.
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>>2057065
That one isn't a bad idea.
A comic about filly Dash playing pranks on her friends could be really cute/funny.
But he somehow manages to fail at both of them
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what if pone laughed because it hurt on the inside
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>>2057081
Stop turning everything into fetishes

please

why can't we revel in lonely, pathetic innocence just this once
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Who else on mlpg has picked up torchlight after /v/ constantly shoved it down their throat by comparing it to D3?
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>>2057081
Sorry, no dice.

Only interested in cuddling.
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>>2057095
That vector annoys the fuck outta me
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>>2057096
You can. I'm already a horrible person beyond saving.
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>>2057065
>24 hours to make that
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFXAcGB4QH4

More nostalgia.
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>>2057082
I hate those little ear buzzing bastards so much.
They always manage to get inside the house and buzz you just before you fall asleep.
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>>2057096
That isn't even an original post
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>>2056991
>toxic mario
>on a panel
I really want to see him, I just want to see if he is a blubbering unfunny idiot in person
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>>2057098
I am playing neither.
Too busy with Autism Blocks.
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>>2057065
>PLEASE don't steal this. Remember to link this back to me if you put this on a site or something.

I DONT SEE THE LINK ANON
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>>2057111
That all ways gets me
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>>2057044

would you tell her how pretty she is?
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>>2057098
I already had it.
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>>2057132
all of my hnnnng
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>>2057125
PLEASE DONT TRACE OR RECOLOUR WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

how autistic can you get?
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>>2057125
>Toxic Mario thought of this and put the link in his image.

He is truly a genius.
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>>2057065
Are we supposed to hate this guy for some reason?

Art looks fine to me...
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>>2057106
It's from one of the official comics
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>>2057010

This would be at Twilight's house with Spike sent away on royal duty. They set Pinkie up with the guise that they're having a slumber party. When she arrives, all five jump her. She would be briefly overpowered by all five trying to grope her at once, their minds wracked with lust. The next moment, she throws them all off and reveals that she was wearing a corset the hide the weight she gained from the BBQ cookout from a few days before. She then playfully drags the girls one by one to be ravaged and sent on a mind-altering experience. The girls are show stumbling out of the room.

And you know me. Rarity would be crestfallen that she gets to be with Pinkie after everyone else, but Pinkie says that she saved the best for last, winking at her. All you see is Twilight's home from afar as furniture crashes through the windows with voices screaming and waking up the whole village.

Hopefully it'll be pretty fuckin intense. And this picture marks the start.
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>>2057143
His jokes are unfunny. This is objective and not a matter of preference.
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>>2057111
>24 hours

Unless he drew it as a storyboard, constructed the scene from scratch, drew both characters into the scene (haha yeah right) and...

No, that would still be less than 24 hours.
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>>2057013
Well I'm glad that's over.
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>>2057138
Someone trace all of his shit and color it.
Then send it to him asking if it was ok to do it.
If he gets mad just tell him that you are a time traveler or some shit.
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>>2057125
IT'S IN THE FILENAME
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>>2057155
Trufax
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>>2056996
I basically had to carry around a microwave for over 30 minutes today, and as strong as I am (strongest guy in my family), I lugged that thing around constantly with almost no breaks. No one bothered to help out and well, a few hours later I end up feeling these sharp pains in my arms.

It'll get better pretty soon. I've never pulled or strained anything before, but it kind of sucks.

That's about it.
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>>2057081
I only wanted cuddles.
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>>2057140
He even put his name on it twice!
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>>2057148
Well, it's pretty goddamned intense. Never in my life have I seen anything so retarded.
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>>2057104
Oh, well. Nothing stopping you from sharing a cuddle with one beautiful pony and one adorable pony. Imagine how it would be to cuddle together, when you're all trying to shift so that everyone can cuddle each other equally
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>>2057148

>Hopefully it'll be pretty fuckin intense. And this picture marks the end.

Fixed that for you. We know this is as far as you're going to get.
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>>2057111
>>2057157
This one was actually only 19.
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>>2057157
Pretty sure he draws it twice then traces it then does some other shit
I don't know how... but yeah
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>>2057168
Someone tell him he should put a watermark on his art
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>>2057155
I don't think it's a joke. It's just supposed to be a cute situation.

This picture I am posting is also not a joke. Please do not laugh at it.
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Shh, no more talking about toxic-mario or veggie55 or any other bronies...

Can't we just enjoy a peaceful, hate-free evening tonight? Just be innocent again for one night...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg0-RBlMHoE
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>>2057081
>you will never lay celestia down on her back and pleasure her with your tongue while twilight watches
>celestia will never whisper to you between gentle moans, instructing you on what to do
>you will never bring her to climax using only your tongue
>she will never tell you that now it's time to test what you've learned with twilight
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>>2057171
We need more Celestia >feels right now.
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>>2057143
No, but most of us think his comics are all completely unfunny.
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>>2057157
you dont understand. he bassicly traces show reference poses on paper, then scans that in via a fucking scanner, then opens it in photoshop and "vectors" it in the most cubersome and difficult way possible. also he redraws every asset every time even though he could just build one face model and reuse that.
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>>2057106
I know that feel anon.
It's so static and lifeless, they could have made a vector of a million other Pinkie Pie poses, but no, it's that awkward, dead stare, mouth hanging open in a vacant smile, leg lifted stiffly in the air. Pasted on every piece of MLP merchandise.

Why.
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>>2057179
his own watermark and the huge deviant art one too
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Waifu time.
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>you will never awaken in a room in Celestia's palace with her watching over you as she sits by your bedside, waiting for you to wake up after your wounds were tended to, and asking if you're all right.
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>>2057183
Implying we ever were innocent
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>>2057183
But all I know is anger.
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could someone shoop pinkies face on this?
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>>2056970

Faust: I was so worried about you. 4chan told me terrible things.

Brony: What things?

F: That the fandom has turned to the dark side. Posted terrible things. Sold pony porn in public.

B: 4chan is trying to turn you against us.

F: They care about us, they want the fandom to return to its roots.

B: Us?

F: They know, they want to help you. They love the show too.

B: Their naive appreciation can't save the show Faust, only fandom shoutouts and random gags can do that.

F: At what cost? This is a good show, don't do this!

B: I won't lose this show like I lost my OTP. This fandom is growing stronger by the day. And we're doing it for you.

F: Come away with me, look at my new show. Leave everything else behind. Realize it's just a cartoon while you still can!

B: Don't you see? We don't have to run away anymore. Bronies are accepted everywhere! This fandom is the most powerful in the world! We can rule the internet, do whatever we want to do!

F: I don't believe what I'm hearing, 4chan was right. You've changed.

B: I don't want to hear any more about 4chan. MLPG already turned against me, don't you turn against me too.

F: I don't know you people anymore. Bronies, stop while you're ahead. You're going down a path I don't want to follow.

B: Because of 4chan?

F: Because of the retarded shit you've done! Because of the retarded shit you plan to do! Stop! Stop now, come back!

B: LIAR!
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>>2057065
My favorite part is the critiques on all the pictures
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FAAAA VAAAAAA
AYYEAAAA
FAAAA VAAAAA VAAAAAH
FAAAA VAAAA VAAAAAH
FAAAA VAAAA FAAAAAAA
FAAA VAAAAAAAAH
FA VAA VAAAA VAAAAAH
FAAA VA VA VAAAAAAA
FA VA VA VA VA VAVAVA, VAYEEEEE
FAAAAAH VAAAAH VAAAAAAH
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>>2057198

your waifu is shit
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>>2057198
>waifuing dolphins

I do wish I could have more Twilight in pretty dresses, though
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>>2057148
>>2057173
I kinda want to see this through. The sheer amount of shit this could stir up would be hilarious.
It helps that I'm into mild weight gain.
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>>2057112
>tfw listening to Lenka
>pause to play this
>bug out cause foobar is being erratic
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>>2057185
what do you think it would >feel like to kiss Celestia?
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>>2057220
Well there's this.
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>>2057212
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Mini-Rarity.
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>>2057236
I seriously hope that's blood.
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>>2057236
What an inaccurate representation of what Anon would look like.
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>>2057236
>headphones

MY SIDES
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>>2057232
It must be nice. She's had millenia to perfect the way her tongue goes into your mouth and plays with yours, and she knows when to time it for when she tackles you on thr ground and envelopes you with her wings
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>>2057232
bags of sand
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>>2057243
>Chilling your blood.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftvZFUg4HPc
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i'm so sleepy

let me sleep MLPG

I have to get up in 5 hours
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>>2057236
>that herpaderp face
>Headphones shirt
>Chrysalis' antennae have come off somehow
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>>2057232
>>2057252
Fuck you guys, I'm going to bed.
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>>2057232
a sack of granulated earth
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>>2057251
They're not even headphones, they're just on his shirt
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>>2057258
>not putting your blood in the fridge
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what does a dead xelor feel like mlpg
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>>2057258
I know, it could be worse though
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>>2057255
>>2057271
It's not funny anymore, you guys.
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>>2057236
I'd like to have more of this, or self-insert OCs with their waifus

I haven't seen any involving my own waifu so until then I can just laugh at all of these
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>>2057262
Oops, forgot my face
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>>2057273
Haha holy fuck
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These threads used to be some of the friendlier threads on 4chan...
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>>2057281
Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers.
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>>2057283

>It's a Foal!
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hey do u guys like my new oc comic

there both blankflanks and members of the cmc

the reasin that my oc, gem crazy, changes colour is because shes really a changeling, but shes friendly and changes color to match her mood

shes pink because shes embarased
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>>2057271
Well... silica.
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>>2057283
OH GOD NO
The only thing worse than SA
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>>2057279
bag of sand
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when i was a kid i felt weird things when scar was doing his song thing
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>>2057294
I chortled.
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>>2057294
11/10
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>>2057266
She's been waiting for you to say that. It's been a long day for her too, so she'd like nothing more than to just have her rest. It's not as satisfying unless she can hug you while she drifts off to sleep, though.

Celestia's voice as she wishes you a good night telling you how she feels is somehow even lovelier when she' whispering in bed
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>>2057290
These past three jesus christ I've been here all night, fuck Sundays threads have been the best threads in all of hamburger time.
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>>2057283
I have none
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>>2057294
10/10, watermark it and put it on da
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>>2057279
dust in the wind
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>>2057225

I'll see what I can do. I'm teeter-tottering on making a Breaking Bad reference. Applejack walks out of the room, seemingly unfazed by the smothering of Pinkie Pie. Panel to panel shows the front of her face, the left side with hickeys on her neck and candy kisses planted on her face. She then collapses.
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>>2057294
Good show my artist of natural talent.
I shall send it to Equestria Daily!
And I say others should too!
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>>2057318
>tfw there is no sleephead fapfics
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>>2057283
I haven't seen anything on this level of autism, save ponexhuman self insert art

Requesting more pones pregnant with or with the spawn of OCs
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>>2057290
Sometimes I try
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>>2057290

And then moot cast us out of our home and set us adrift out HERE.
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>>2057324
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>>2057330
>BLAZE
Is it possible to be more generic
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>>2057329
http://pastebin.com/61EwPbsE
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>>2057324
Oh fuck Gus' death scene
DO IT
DO IIIIIIIIT
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>>2057329
>tfw there is one, and it's about my most favoritist fetish
I'm sorry Rose
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>>2057318

I still think Sleepyhead is one of the few, if only OCs would be perfectly okay with seeing on the show.
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>>2057338
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>>2057290
Fuck off faggot, we are some of the friendliest motherfuckers here.
You wanna go, you limp wristed little puke?
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>>2057328
Hey where's that chocolate cake?
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>>2056628
Omnisexual master race
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>>2057350
>Not wanting to see Coke Pony in an episode.
It's like you don't love your OC's or something.
What's next?
No Fluffy pony?
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>>2057359
That would be a synonym for pansexual, anon.
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>>2057350
what about pear pone?
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>>2057324
GLORIOUS
I WANT FINALS ON MY DESK BY QUITTIN' TIME
AND GET ME PHOTOS OF SPIDERMAN
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>>2057364

>implying I have MLP OCs of my own

Motherfucker that is a line I'm not willing to cross.

I'm embarrassed enough remembering my Naruto OCs.

FUCKIN'--! NARUTO...!!!!
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>>2057364
Fuck fluffy pony.
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>>2057368
Nope.

Omnisexual means you will fuck anything. Human, animal, alien, higher entity, robot, cyborg, etc.
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>>2057337
I don't get what these cutie marks even mean

You'd think it'd be understandable since they're self insert OCs and all

And why does Dash have the most of these
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>>2057381
Why would you even bother to make a __ OC when you could just make an entirely hpyothetical thing.
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>>2057386
A cloud and a three tone lightning bolt doesn't mean anything either.
But, what the fuck is that.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYa5aQb3YGE
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>>2057364
>>2057382

Agreed - the less the studio sees of that particular slice of the fandom, the better.
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>>2057377
>Advertizing her pears as delicious.
>They are still fucking green.
>Trying to sell under ripe pears, hawking them like a carnie to their con of a game.
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>>2057381
Oh man, I'm glad I never went that far in my youth

Already, be honest, how many of you have created OC pones?
Bonus points if they're self-inserts in some way
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>>2057381
>>2057391
>That feel when you've been in a ton of fandoms
>All the stupid teenage shit of the 00s, you were there
>And you didn't create an OC of any kind

Feels based, man.
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I once drew an OC

Some nice folks here drew some fan art of it a long long time ago.
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>>2057394
>Rainbow Dash
>Fast as lightning
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>>2057403
There are pears that are green when they're ripe.
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>>2057391

Because I was young and stupid and I got pulled in by the Land of Snow movie and Ice Ninjas and GODFUCKING DAMMIT...
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>>2057403
Pears can be ripe green you massive dickhead.
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>>2057405
Nah, unless knowing what I'm going to use if I ever get around to playing that pone dnd thing counts.
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>>2057409
This is the first shitty fandom I've ever had the horrible experience of being a part of.
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>>2057354
nah, I'd rather cuddle
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>>2057411
Same here
I wish I could draw my OC myself so I can pen down his wacky adventures, but the only way I can do it is through writing >OC fanfiction
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>>2057394
Rainboom, speed
Lighting is fast.
She made a rainbow by going fast.

That's what her cutie mark means.

DYEWTS?
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>tfw no gf
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>>2057415
>>2057419
Get out of here you green pear conspiracy theorists.
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>>2057405
>Already, be honest, how many of you have created OC pones?
guilty
>Bonus points if they're self-inserts in some way
eh, tried not to get too far with that
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>>2057430
Learn to love greentext anon. It's how food and fluffy ponies were started.
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>>2057236
I am filled with hatred, shame and feels all at once

Half-assed, conditioned hatred, shame, and a horrible feeling in my chest that feels like the sudden creation of an airless vacuum right in the middle of my heart, as well as that relieving feeling you get when you think "at least I don't look like that faggot".
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>>2057428

who is that cuddly pegasus pone?
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>>2057417
Surely you could have done better for yourself?
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>>2057439
why would I need a woman when I have a anthro mare fleshlight?
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>>2057405
I did
MLPG helped me purge the self-insert faggotry from it though and now I think it's quite nice
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>>2057432
I mean on it's own.
That guy probably has a fantastical mary sue like backstory that explains his OC's cutiemark as well.
>>
My personal "Friendship is Magic" ruleset to counter that silly list brought up in the other thread.

1. Post Ponies. If it's funny, helpful, interesting or adorable it's good. Stop hating people because you hate gays or furries because that person is an individual and not some generic stereotype. More often than not the hate is what spawns trolling. We should all be posting in this thread to have a good time and laugh and whatever. =]

2. Spoiler porn. I hate the pony porn, but if it's spoilered, so what?

3. Always remember. Twilight Sparkle is a Mary Sue.
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>>2057426
>Not being a fan of shitty anime like Bleach or Naruto
>Not going to anime club in high school
>Not being a Jhonen Vasquez fan
>Not living among the future spaghetti sprayers of the world

Did you miss an entire decade?
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>>2057450
supposed to be rainbow dash

but given the monocolor it can be any pegasus pone
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>>2057452
Does the mare vagina deny Wizard status?
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>>2057405
Does...does it could if it is in written form?
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>>2057452
>fleshlight
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>>2057236
>his face
>oh man i am totally gonna fuck a pony
>her face
>oh man this guy is going to be laying dead and loveless in 30 minutes and he doesn't even know it
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>>2057439
It's a free feel.
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>>2057465
I watched some of Bleach and Naruto but never really got all that into it.
My Highschool didn't even have an anime club.
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I wonder why Fluttershy has the most comments...
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>>2057464
>Twilight Sparkle
>Mary Sue

But that would imply she doesn't have flaws.
Like being a sperglord OCD basket case.
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>>2057464
>because you hate gays
I can't believe that guy from the last thread was serious.
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>>2057464
>Twilight Sparkle is a Mary Sue
>Season 2 Hiatus
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>>2057464
>3

Eat shit
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>>2057475
>he actually does fuck a pony before she tosses him aside
>EVERYBODY WINNER
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>>2057467
The wizard tribunal does not discriminate on vagina.
A vagina is a vagina, be it human, steed, or dragon.
They will look the other way when it comes to cobolds.
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>>2057492
>>2057488
>>2057486
She passes the litmus test
Not that it means anything
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>>2057464
>Not liking porn
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>>2057482
You missed out anon, you missed out.
They were some heady days. Horrible in hindsight, but glorious as they happened.
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>>2057430
what does your OC look like?
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>>2057486
>>2057487
>>2057488
>>2057492
I need to stop reading the archive every time I'm in MLPG...

http://arch.413chan.net/co22215501.html#22215703
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>>2057448

1/2 ain't that bad a record.

It also gave us Lyra.
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>>2057497
But it's a fake mare vagina
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>>2057465
>anime club
I'm glad this didn't exist at my high school. There was just one weird kid who wore some Japanese robe thing every day, wrote English papers in Japanese and thought he could literally do magic.
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>>2057501
I know I don't.
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>>2057506
Hell, you could probably include any fanon pony while you're at it
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>>2057504
>all that OC talk

God, so innocent
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>>2057504
Thought that looked familiar.
What I was saying is still relevant though.
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>>2057464
Here's my rules:
1) don't get butthurt over meta discussions
2) be horny and ready to masturbate at all times
3) don't be a faggot

Now can we all agree that my rules are better?
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>>2057531
Hear hear!
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>>2057531
One is redundant
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>>2057515
>Japanese club
>legitimately want to learn Japanese culture and etc.
>Full of weeaboos who are hell bent on insisting anime and pocky is a huge part of japanese culture
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>>2057336
>>2057342
>>2057378

Okay, so it's guaranteed now that Applejack has a Breaking Bad end to her encounter with Pinkie Pie near the climax. Help me out guys, how do the other girls enter and leave the room after their intense Pinkie Pie lovin' session?

Rainbow Dash- I'm thinking she'll be sweating bullets but still try to brag about how a fatass would never has as much endurance as her, only to be slammed into the wall to kick off her session. She'll crawl out of the room, slapping Fluttershy's hand. "Tag up..." she'll rasp before she passes out.

Fluttershy- Breaks down and has an anxiety attack. When the door closes, she's relieved that Pinkie's going to take it easy on her and just give her one, big, long hug. She leaves the room and practically melts to the floor from the fuzzy moment.

Twilight- Uses her willpower to keep her arms crossed and remain a blank slate as Pinkie slams her giant body against her over and over. She's been coerced into the same situation by the Princess, so she's used to this kind of encounter. Pinkie is hurt by Twilight's lack of love, so Twilight offers her a genuine kiss and a comment on how attractive she is. Pinkie gladly accepts and Twilight's nerve breaks. She falls like a tree to the floor with a large smirk on her face.

Rarity (last one to go)- Stated in earlier post.

Thoughts on this? Any different approaches? The climax with the girls has to be emotionally intense and funny.
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if i had a self insert oc it would suck

it would just be a brown and brown pony with a horrible generic cutie mark, a thinning mane for its young age and no friends. he would live alone studying to get a job that he will probably never be hired for and would never come in contact with the main 6 or any significant side characters. he wouldn't even live n ponyville, he'd have a shitty, run down apartment in a minor city that nobody's heard of.

and he would be a very, very ugly pony.
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>>2057515
There was a girl that dressed up in cat ears and a tail and prowl around the halls like a cat.
And then there were all the emos, with their NMBC long socks and gloves; and I remember owning a huge ass GIR shirt that would never fit me.

Holy shit those were some strange days.
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>>2057526
>all those namefags
>"some­­pony" used in a post
>madmax not hatting us
>emoticons not being met with vitriol and >>>/ponychan/
It was a simpler time...I miss it.
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>>2057531
Are we required to have our pants off during any point when visiting MLPG?
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>>2057531

>posting rules
>The year two thousand and eleven plus one.
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>>2057524

Maybe I'm biased, but Lyrawaifuing is the most prominent.

>that feel when you were there for Anonymous 11's feelfic
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Here's my rules

http://www.4chan.org/rules#mlp
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>>2057531
1) Don't be a faggot
2) Don't take anything seriously
3) Seriously, don't be a faggot
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>>2057531
1) Be awesome to one another.
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>>2057551
>Generic anon pony
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what if ross wasn't a huge piece of shit who insists he is "stranded" in mlpg and that's why he can't draw decent pictures of other shows

he doesn't even like the show

what the fuck
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>>2057569

And Party on.
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>>2057564
I LIKE IT
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>>2057551
My husbando. I want to eat his horsecock icecream.
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>>2057564
>2) This is a work safe board. No pornographic images or other not safe for work content is allowed. This includes clop clop!
naw nigga that shits corny you gay
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>>2057551
If I had a self insert oc, it would have no cutie mark

seriously, i dont know what's my calling in life. i don't legitimately love the major i've chosen to pursue in my university studies. there's nothing i really would like to do
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>>2057557
You were all faggots back then I regret not being there
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>>2057559
>Diamond Tiara learning that her father is in fact dependent on the Apple family for his income.
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>>2057581
>that feel
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>>2057503

Greyish coat and black mane/tail, cutie mark is a prism dispersing light
Scientist pone who rejects magical explanations of things and is generally seen as a madman by pony academics

Drawfag drew him for me ages back


>>2057448
It's not easy to do it, since it doesn't rely on cute feels very much
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>>2057584
>is still richer than them
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>>2057557
>That feel when I didn't browse MLPG during s1 because it was 2faggy4me
>That feel when I feel like slapping myself
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>>2057564
>Please no roleplay threads.
>/b/read and it's ilk still exists.
>>
Guys Guys

Would you press a button that would erase any memory you have of MLP:FIMYou will still retain the ability to rediscover it
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>>2057582
I regret changing so much...I regret the cloud of cynicism and hate we've wrapped ourselves in. I wish MLPG could go back to the way it was when it first started, when it was still just about cute ponies and we could carry on without giving a fuck about "cancer" or furfags or Sethisto or bronies.
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>>2057430
>>2057503
>>2057592
This happens
every fucking time
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>>2057597
All you who didn't browse or watch while S1 was still airing, you really did miss something great.
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>>2057605
Why would I want to rediscover it now?
What point would that serve?
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>>2057604
>the tulpa threads exist
>the drugs threads exist
>the anon in equestria threads exist
>etc
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>>2057607
What you're saying is you wish you could be a child again
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>>2057581
>that feel when you seriously considered what your cutie mark would be

Probably a book, or some other symbol of knowledge. Knowing more about the universe has been a goal of mine ever since I was a kid and has directed a lot of my ambitions.

What about you, anon?
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>>2057607
The night threads aren't too bad.

In fact everyone seems pretty chill for the most part. And on that note, I'm going to bed.
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>>2057605
Not really
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>>2057627
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>>2057613
Damn it stop ruining my fun
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>>2057613
I came to the general once, asked if the show was worth watching, obviously they said yes, someone gave me that old Google Doc with all the episodes, and the rest is history. I didn't come back until June.

Why ;_;
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>>2057627

Night.
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>>2057575
He is stranded. Remember when he tried to leave to a place where people would appreciate him?
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>>2057613
It was probably the best time I've had on 4chan. Ever.

>>2057621
Discovering MLP for the first time and discussing it in these threads made me feel like a child again.

That doesn't mean dumb or oblivious or immature, it just means...happy. Optimistic. Cheerful.


>>2057627
Good night anon...
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>you will never experience watching MLP:FIM for the first time again

Seriously, it was a mysterious, confusing but wonderful thing
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>>2057612
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Welp
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>>2057581
I know that feel man. I'm set to graduate in a couple weeks but every day I find myself loathing my major more.
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>>2057636
I would say I feel your pain, but it hurts even more to experience the golden age and see it die and fade into what it's become now than to have never experienced it at all.

C'est La Vie

However, Life is too short to worry about what could have been, you're here now and you're completely contempt with how things are now, right?
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I remember the first ever post I made in MLPG:

And then they all fucked
AmIdoinitrite?

Everyone responded with "yes", and I instantly fell in love with MLPG.
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>>2057649
I know what it means. I know
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>>2057622
Scales, I've always been the impartial one in the family, breaking up fights and shit. I'm just a negotiator by nature.

Yes I know that sounds faggy.
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>>2057593
Well duh, the man is a business genius.

I had a fic idea hit me today, one day Filthy decided he would 'walk a mile in anothers shoes' and decides that he and Tiara would live life as less than rich ponies for a while. He figures why not, it will help them bond and help him understand the life of ponies below his income level.
Diamond Tiara legitimately thinks that somehow her father has suddenly lost his money and they are in fact now poor. She spends the rest of the month he is doing this little experiment freaking out that everyone will find out about it.
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>>2057654
It wasn't that amazing an experience for me.
>Hey, what do you know? It is pretty good.
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>>2057581
>>2057660
>that feel when you hate your major
>that feel when you're about to graduate
>that feel when student loans
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>>2057655
I'm just saying I'm sick of seeing the same conversations unfolding.
Such as >ponychan has sentries on mlpg

>bronies
Not to worry though
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>>2057622

I honestly don't know. I could go with an artfag cutie mark, but no way in hell would it be a tablet or anything "digital" art related. It'd have to be something like a palette or a pencil and brushes, because otherwise it's just plain douchey-looking and obnoxious.
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>>2057659
That's not accurate at all.
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>>2057622
I want to entertain millions of people
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>>2057670
Why do I want to read a fic or watch an legit episode of this synopsis
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>>2057667
I want it back, but I know it can't happen...

It's like growing up, rediscovering your childhood joy again, and then growing up all over again...it stings twice as hard the second time around...
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Is it me or is markdown broken
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I'm a bit sad Seth ruined Trixie for everyone.

She might not have been best pone or even top 5 , but she wasn't bad. She brought a little flavor to the show.
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>>2057690
Yep it's broken
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>>2057524

And another one.
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>>2057693
Nah, she was awful.
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>>2057685
So it does sound like a good idea then.
I shall work on it.
And post it at some point. This time I mean it.
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>>2057693
Yeah
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>>2057622
To be honest, I love reading the comments of the stuff I create for people. Anything that makes my audience smile, laugh, etc. Just deep down, I like to see people in a good mood instead of facing the sad, grim reality of life. Fuck, this is probably brony as fuck, but whatever.
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>>2057690
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Man I feel old.

I wish I could go back in time and talk about Azumanga with my old pals like all those years ago. I doubt they're still here. Oh well.
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>>2057717
So is it just me or is that a blank post.
And why do I get a no text entered error when I try.
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>>2057701
I can't believe I forgot your picture Dafty
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>>2057724
They probably killed themselves along the way.
Testing this end test
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>>2057716
I can relate...
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>>2057693
I still like Trixie
As a one shot antagonist
Boast Busters was one of my favourite episodes in season 1. I'm not going to let faggots like Seth ruin the show for me.
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>>2057716
I know this feel
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>>2057669
>>2057716

Don't worry. We're all autistic here.
Anyone else? I love reading these
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>>2057724
are you who I think you are?
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>>2057736
I have no fucking idea.
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>>2057737
Who do you think I am?
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>>2057666

So do I, it was me being confused about my pone waifu. Everyone told me it was normal.
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>>2057550
Dash would probably be scarred, mentally and physically. She's seen her at her craziest and now at her most powerful(?). I think fetal position afterwards.
Fluttershy's hug is definitely in line with their canon relationship. But with a playful bump/jiggle as she leaves.
Twilight could try and talk her way out of it, much like she tried to out-logic Pinkie Sense in FPK. Maybe it works up to a point, but then something throws her off and she reverts to the stony defensive position. So, logic-fuckup-panic-defence-kiss-passout.

This might be something to spoiler, especially because day MLPG is coming soon.
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>>2057733
I know! Why let Seth ruin it for you when there are literally hundreds if not thousands of other people to do it instead!
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>>2057716

What's why I artfag for you guys. Knowing someone enjoys my work, and that I made someone's day just a little better by drawing what they wanted to see, is the best feeling in the world.
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>>2057736
Pinkie Pie is my favorite pony for a reason other than her being cutest pone.

I love how she devotes herself to making the other ponies happy. I think that's a truly beautiful thing...

Smile, Smile, Smile made me tear up a little...
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>>2057716
It's a good feel, right?
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I love you all
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I actually heard of the show around April 2011 after seeing a few reaction images floating around. I thought they were cute and tried the pilots. I liked them, but then I discovered bronies and got scared off. Didn't want to have anything to do with ponies again until September, where /v/ rage threads made me curious enough to give it another shot.
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>>2057716
>That feel when you can give people >feels with a few simple words and a pony.
>That feel when giving people those >feels makes you want to give them more.
>That >feel when that >feel is a good >feel
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>>2057743
mustache?
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>>2057716
JAILBAIT

DRAW APPLE PONE
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>>2057750
Goddamn what the fuck is going on behind that black wall
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>>2057763
No
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>>2057756
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>>2057757


I ended up loving it but didn't dare step into any pone communities until I finally resorted to MLPG once I woke up from a dream of Twilight and finally broke my vows to never fap to/waifu pone. Seeing you guys was enough to convince me to stay with you all.

I do wish I was here earlier, though, after seeing how much fun you guys had.

>>2057753
I know how it is to love a waifu, man.
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>>2057666

My first post in MLPG was.

"Hey horsefuckers, stop ruining /co/" or something like that.

Times sure have changed.
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>>2057659
Pinkie fans quietly post Pinkie pics
Twilight fans are self-depreciating or MAI WAIFU
Fluttershy fans are the same as Twilight fans
Rarity fans are either all about how she's a hilarious lovable bitch, or they're really intense waifufags
Applejack fans don't exist
Rainbow Dash fans are... well that image is actually accurate there.
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>>2057783
I think I remember you saying that you said that as your first line
I really can't remember when or what my first post in MLPG was but I do remember being banned minutes afterwords when the entire thread got pulled.
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>>2056691
What he said.
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HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE
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>>2057786
I'm an applejack fan
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>>2057789
Balls deep
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>>2057783
My very first post was when I came in screaming at you all to stop spamming /v/.

The next post was asking for episode links because I was curious enough to give it a shot

The next post was asking for help because I had a romantic dream about my pone waifu

Times change.
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>>2057789
My love is the love that will pierce the heavens.

>>2057792
Hey Tanman. Good seeing you again.
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>>2057795
>tfw you don't remember your first post
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>>2057783
My first post was arguing the military expansion of equestria
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>>2057803
I don't know when I got here what I first said or what pony I fapped to first, or when.
I don't think I have a favourite, I don't think I have a favourite episode either.
I've still been here for twelve hours today.
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>>2057806
What am I looking at?
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>>2057792
>that feel when that artist is 16 and way better than you
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>>2057776

>pinkie uppercuts AJ.jpg
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>>2057816
just drawing doodles and putting them together
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>>2057783

"Man, those brony guys are neckbeards and pedophiles, like those faggots who watch Lucky Star, MLP's probably just a saccharine, poorly animated flashshit show, it's just a flavor of the month"

I remember saying something to that effect way back in December 2010. Times really have changed.
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>>2057820
Why does Fluttershy have a bat next to her teats?
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>>2057806
>open from thumbnail rather than tab
>it's so horrifying I immediately hit cntrl w on reflex
Fuck
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>>2057806
Heh, I laughed.
I remember you mentioning you wanted critique, I guess I can try, but I don't really know anything about art so take my advice wit ha grain of salt.

I'd say the faces need to be more "pony", and the bodies look weird.
They might need to be more distinct from the rest of the pony, like, more obvious where the neck ends and the torso begins.

I can't offer advice on how to do any of that, however, sorry.
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>>2057822
>Man, those brony guys are neckbeards and pedophiles, like those faggots who watch Lucky Star
I suppose I don't want to know about that fandom either right.
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>>2057822
>>2057783
>>2057795

So how may of you used to hate ponies before you actually tried it?
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>>2057823
just added some of that fur thing ive seen in other images, seeing what works
>>2057829
wow thats an awesome shortcut jesus christ where have you been.
>>2057831
thanks for the critique, i can see what you're getting at. just trying to use not complete on model style as theres only so much you can do with sticking to show proportions
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>>2057817
"Better than me" as in me? Yeah, I know.

I'm workin' on it though.
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>>2057837
Lucky Star is essentially everything wrong with contemporary anime in its purest form

All the characters are cardboard cutouts and are there for pure otaku fanservice. It's fucking disgusting and also why I rage whenever anyone compared FiM to LS.

A better comparison would be Azumanga or Haibane Rennmei
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I say we post more Treekicker
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>>2057837
I was more or less generalizing /a/ and it's moeshit obsession. Rucky Star was a big thing back then.
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>>2057847
I meant "you" in the general sense, as in "me," but we can that feel together.
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>>2057860
Nah, Lucky Shit just had a pretty vocal fanbase. I'm sure most of /a/ agreed it was shit or meh at best back then
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>>2057786
>self-depreciating

Nah.
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>>2057844
ctrl shift w closes the entire window.
You should really bookmark things like this
https://support.google.com/chrome/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=157179
http://support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb/Keyboard%20shortcuts
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>>2057841
I thought it was a gigantic troll and I drunkenly watched episode one as a laugh.

Then I got addicted...
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>>2057786
Twaifufags and Flutterfags aren't the same. Flutterfags want to defend their waifu, and Twaifufags want to be defended/mindraped by their waifu.

I'm a twaifufag
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>>2057866
>Yellow autism
>>
Why didn't they just use the Elements to protect Canterlot instead of Shiny Arm?
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>>2057844
>didn't know about ctrl-w
Really?
I thought that was common knowledge.
Just in case, ctrl-shift-t reopens your last closed tab, with history intact(so you can still hit "back" and stuff), ctrl-L selects the address bar, and ctrl-k selects the search bar.

Assuming of course, that you're using firefox.
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>>2057875
TOYS
Now please shut up
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>>2057875
because the wedding episodes were an incoherent clusterfuck that had no place in the show
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>>2057872
>implying I don't want a relationship where we take turns defending/mind-raping each other
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>>2057869

A bit the same. Only I was high as fuck.
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>>2057872
I don't want to defend my waifu, she's perfectly capable of defending herself.
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>>2057861
I really don't worry about stuff like that anymore to be honest. If I spent more time worrying about every person who's better than me, or everything I did and do wrong, then I'd never make any progress.

Here, have some inspiration.
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>>2057875
To make you ask why they didn't use the Elements.
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>>2057878
Why didn't Chrysalis just kill the original Cadence?
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>>2057889
>Fluttershy
>Capable of defending herself
haha no
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>>>/v/140181941
Do you remember when you still used to do this?
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>>2057889
Your waifu is shit. She'll just freeze up and get killed.
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>>2057841
It took me three months before I gave MLP a chance.

Flashinthepan's production stories and Winter Wrap Up brought me over to the dark side
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I don't care what you faggots say, the wedding episode was fucking great and anyone complaining about it being incoherent, or nonsensical: it's a fucking cartoon, get over yourself and start having some fucking fun
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>>2057893
>>2057900

>give people crap for defending yellowquiet
>while claiming she can't even defend herself

You'd probably just prefer to see her get beaten like the weakling she is.
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>>2057917
Yeah, I actually would.
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>>2057914
>it's a fucking cartoon
Oh look it's that argument.
I'm having fun by acknowledging how shit it was in humorous ways.
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>>2057917
Yes, how'd you figure?
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>>2057917
I don't want to see her hurt, I just don't think she would defend herself.
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>>2057921
Fair enough.
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What are you listening to right now, MLPG?
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>that feel when you like all the ponies
>even yellowquiet
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>>2057929

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezBkZgxR8Qg

So fucking good
>>
Would you rather have a loving harem of the entire main 6, all as one big family, or would you rather have a special, intimate relationship with just one pony, with the rest as your supportive bros?
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>>2057930
>that feel when you used to like all the ponies
>then toys
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>>2057934
The first.
They would all be special.
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>>2057924
I still can't help but feel your hatred for it is irrational.

You want bad? Go read a fucking rayodragon fanfic.

I've read all the "reasons" for it being "terrible" and I disagree with all of them. I have yet to find one good "reason".
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>>2057728

I-I'M GETTING BETTER I S-SWEAR!
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>>2057937
On what planet does that green text make sense?
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>>2057929
Coaltar of the Deepers - To the Beach
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>>2057930
>That feel when you like all of the ponies, but especially like Song Smile, Treekicker, Prettywings and Yellowquiet
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>>2057934
I'd rather just have Twilight, but if the others wanted to join in I don't think I'd have the heart to say no. Just so long as they knew that while they were all special to me, Twilight was the one who meant everything.
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>>2057947
the one equestria is part of
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>>2057929

Gerard Hoffnung.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuYGScfXSTg
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>>2057943
It might have something to do with the way we hold the show to slightly higher standards than fanfiction.
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>>2057934
Just Twilight, but if they wanted to be my harem and Twilight was fine with it, I couldn't refuse. I'd love them all, but Twilight would still be special.
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>>2057934

The latter, with Applejack.

>Be and AJ resting beneath a shady cliche
>I'm wearing her hat, her head is on my chest
>A rustling in the leaves pierces the quiet, coupled with a few leaves falling down
>Look up
>Dash is in the tree, making kissy faces at us
>She laughs and flies off
>Me and AJ laugh then relax again
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>>2057953
That's just being selfish at first, it wouldn't stay that way.
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>>2057965
If I came to adore them all just like I did Twilight, then I wouldn't mind. I'd give them all the care and attention they deserved anyway.
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No one cares about Little Strongheart. ;_;
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>>2057973
oh deer
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>>2057973
I would hug that buffalo, sexually.
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>>2057929
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyX8uAoNZnE

I'll throw it out there I really liked the finale, I don't get what the deal it, but I suppose I can understand why people were unhappy with it, maybe... ok not really

I have an idea:
Open up paint and draw your favorite pone as fast as possible.
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>>2057973
Bison are delicious
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>>2057982
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>>2057986
I didn't like the finale. But I don't want to discuss it because it's too painful.
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>>2057953
I feel the exact same way, except not with Twilight. I really do love each of the main six in their own way. I wouldn't want them to get jealous of my special favorite, but I'm sure they'd have favorites amongst the group as well. We are a family, after all, they aren't my concubines.
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>>2057955

>"He's got a real funny way 'a talkin', don't he?"
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1.Sweet and Elite
2.Sisterhooves social
3.Lesson Zero
4.It's about Time
5.Ponyville confidential
6.The Last Roundup
7.Secret of my excess
8.Luna Ecplipsed
9.Hearths Warming Eve
10.The Super Cider Squeezy 6000
11.Dragon quest
12.Hurrican Fluttershy
13.The cutie pox
14.Hearts and Hooves day
15.A Friend in Deed
16.Putting your hoof down
17.MMMystery on the friendship express
18.Family appreciation day
19.Read it and weep
20.Mysterious Mare Do well
21.May the best pet win
22.Baby cakes
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>>2057992
I liked the finale when I saw it. In the stream. Four weeks ago. I agree with everything bad said about it, but...
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?
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>>2057986
I agree, I thought the finale was perfect.
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>>2057973
She's the cutest buffalo in the world.
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>>2057986

>>2057993
>tfw this is one of the things you're worried about if you go for harem end
>tfw you actually thought of it
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>>2058002
Yeah I liked it while watching it.
Several hours later I tried to rewatch it but I couldn't get past the first song no pony since then
Not even taw could get me out of that. I can't explain it and don't want to try.
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>>2058001
>1.Sweet and Elite
>2.Sisterhooves social
>3.Lesson Zero

We're going to need a massive brofist here.
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>>2058010
>tfw you worry you don't love all of them enough
I'm probably safe
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>>2058001
>how to beta your dragon
>top 50%
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>>2058010
gosh, even in paint and as fast as I can i'm too slow
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>>2058010
What exactly do you mean by "harem end".
And, anyway, can you think of six girls whom you would love, and who would love each other, as much as the main six?
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>>2058014
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>>2057986
i have sai open
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>>2058005
adorable
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Oh shit, I'm sorry.
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>>2057806
this is the first thing you've made that isnt shit, congrats.
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>>2058015
Oh, no, I love them all. It's just that purple is always going to be more special, even if the others are in their own way, and there's nothing any of us can do about that. I just hope they understand.

>>2058020
No
Which is why I'm even considering harem a somewhat valid option when it comes to ponies
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>>2058020
I can't imagine anybody else in the world I'd rather have nuzzle me awake in the morning
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>>2058028
Well it's not that.
I know that they are all special
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>>2058026
What are you saiyan?
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>>2058035
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>>2057986
I haven't actually tried to draw in paint in years.
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>>2058040
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>>2058040
Smith anon, it's 6am, go to bed
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>>2058040
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>>2058047
Actually it's eleven am.
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>>2058030
I just want to cuddle with all of them
And for us to take care of each other
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>>2058053
Me too ;_;
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>>2057817
>16
FUCK EVERYTHING
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>>2058028
But I feel like such a sleaze to say, "WELL, I REALLY LOVE ONE OF THEM AND WISH TO MAKE HER MY WIFE..... BUT! I LOVE HER FRIENDS TO AND WOULDN'T MIND MARRYING THEM ALL TOGETHER AND BEING A FAMILY!"
Shouldn't I love mai waifu only?
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>>2058001
1. Hearth's Warming Eve
2. The Return of Harmony, Part 1
3. The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
4. The Return of Harmony, Part 2
5. Luna Eclipsed
6. Lesson Zero
7. A Friend in Deed
8. Read It and Weep
9. It's About Time
10. Sweet and Elite
11. Dragon Quest
12. The Last Roundup
13. Ponyville Confidential
14. Hurricane Fluttershy
15. Putting Your Hoof Down
16. May the Best Pet Win!
17. Secret of My Excess
18. Sisterhooves Social
19. Family Appreciation Day
20. The Mysterious Mare Do Well
21. Baby Cakes
22. The Cutie Pox
23. Hearts and Hooves Day
24. MMMystery on the Friendship Express
25. A Canterlot Wedding 2
26. A Canterlot Wedding 1
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>>2058056
welcome to genetics, enjoy your suicide.
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>>2058057
Are you sure you like her more?
Then yes. Then again she could always be the nucleus rather than you
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Unf
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>>2058053
>that feel
I'm sure we could all find a part to play in our big, loving family
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>>2058057
That's up to them to decide. If they're the ones who want to create a harem.. well, then no one can judge you.

RagingSemi's Lost and Found in Equestria where pones forming harems is normal and the main 6 want to become yours gave me too many feels for a shitty wish-fulfillment fic
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>>2058062
>bloke
I should probably add that to the list.
Has anyone shipped him with rumble yet?
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>>2058057
But what if she only comes as part of the package? You can't take her away from her friends, they have to come too
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>>2058059
>7.a friend in deed
>18.Sisterhooves social
>RoH 1 above 2
>Weddings at the bottom on purpose

Shit list.
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>>2058072
>Weddings at the bottom on purpose
They were the worst two episodes of the show.
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>>2058061
No, see, that's worse for me, because then we're all "sharing" her.
Maybe I should stick to just one. The seven of us could still have nonsexual cuddle-orgies on the weekends, right?
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>>2058072
Sigh here goes
>Everything else








>Weddings


Great list huh
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>>2058063
It is time for the ultimate autism

I always wondered how it would be like if I and a few other MLPG waifufags got into Equestria and lived with our waifus respectively, occasionally meeting up to bro up and show off
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>>2058072
Also I forgot

>8. Read It and Weep
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>>2058067

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT

PIP IS DECILOUS TRAP PON
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>>2058077
There's no sharing, the bond between you and her is just as strong as it would be. The difference is you also have strong bonds to 5 others, and they all have bonds between each other. You're not giving Twilight less attention, you're just going to be fucking exhausted every night. Looking after and loving 6 cute ponies is a full time job.
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Haha time for tier lists, omitted A Canterlot Wedding for obvious reasons.

Hearth's warming Eve
Sisterhooves Social
The Last Roundup
The Return of Harmony - Part 2
Hurricane Fluttershy
A Friend in Deed
It's About Time
Putting Your Hoof Down
Sweet and Elite
Lesson Zero
The Return of Harmony - Part 1
Ponyville Confidential
May the Best Pet Win
Luna Eclipsed
The Mysterious Mare Do Well
Dragon Quest
Read it and Weep
MMMystery on the Friendship Express
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
Hearts and Hooves Day
The Cutie Pox
Family Appreciation Day
Secret of my Excess
Baby Cakes
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How about drawing pone in this?

http://mrdoob.com/projects/harmony/#sketchy

Also, Strongheart loving anon, I cared about her enough to make a crappy background of her back when I did that.
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>>2058070
>>2058066
In that case, there's no way I could resist even for a second. If they, the six of them, wanted to be my girlfriends, I would accept them immediately. We would care for each other and love each other, but I'd still feel bad for loving the pink one most of all.
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>>2058077
If that is your mentality you aren't cut out for it.
Sorry.
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>>2058083
You're right, did I do something to imply otherwise?
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>>2058089
They all love Pinkie, though. This isn't entirely for your benefit.
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>>2057986
I cannot into pone anatomy
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>>2058079
sometime ago I entertained the thought of going to Equestria with the whole of MLPG. personally I'd travel to manehatten or some other such place, since there's plenty to see and do elsewhere.
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>>2058079
I've absolutely thought of this as well.
And, while I get mai waifu, I have the rest of the main six assigned to certain MLPG regulars.
Shoot me.
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>>2058087
SSCS6K and LE should be higher
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>>2058087
It was that bad?
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>>2058097
who?
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>>2058097
Who's your waifu and who did you assign to who
Let your autism through, anon. We're all autistuc here.
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>>2058085
>>2058093
Okay, I'm sold. But only if they thought it was a good idea and it was the norm.
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You will never rub cheeks with your waifu.
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>>2058104
> We're all autistuc here.
I'm so glad the night threads realize this.
Why do you change so much come the day?
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>>2058094
>fishing for compliments
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>>2058106
Well good, she'd get razor burn from my stubble.
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When did it 6:15
Ponies are taking control of my life
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I would be happy with Gilda - but I don't think she'd be happy with me.

As much as I'd lavish her with attention and admiration, giving her little ego boosts and telling her how much I love her, I know I wouldn't matter to her - because her heart belongs to Rainbow Dash.
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>>2058106

Your waifu will never rub her cheek against the palm of your hand.
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Oh yeah, so this random girl on DA asked if I'd draw her OC pony for her, as a request. I took a look at it and I didn't think it was *too* bad, but something feels weird about doing it.

Here's a reference:http://rainbowpie83.deviantart.com/art/My-New-Pony-259248191

Should I feel bad if I do it?
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>>2058088
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>>2058104
>>2058103
Pinkie: Me
Twilight: BDN
Dash: TAW whether he thinks he wants her more than Twilight or not.
AJ: That one anon who thinks he doesn't deserve her.
Rarity: That one anon who dreamed that they were in love, and that his mom was scared that he'd get some pony disease.
Fluttershy: Undecided.
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>>2058122
>Your waifu will never rub her nose against the back of your hand to get your attention
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>>2058124
Is she paying you?

If you're not getting anything out of it, i would say no instinctively as it's not a healthy road to go down.
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>>2058124
>random bronies you don't know asking you to draw their OCs

What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
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>>2058124
If you do it you'll get thousands of retards begging you to draw their OC.
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>>2058130
>not giving her to deafdefiler
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>>2058130
I guess I'm okay with that. I'd prefer Twilight, but... not gonna argue
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>>2058107
No idea. For example, there is a lot more hate for sentinel during the day than there is the night, and more Trixie spam during the day.

Kids are alseep maybe?
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>>2058124

If in doubt, toss it out.
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>>2058130
Oh man
That's really flattering
Oh, I remember that Rarity guy too

We don't seem to have really dedicated Flutterfags here
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>>2058130
>Twilight: BDN
>tfw your waifu is given to someone you don't even recognize

this is the worst feel
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>>2058140
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>>2058136

Yeah, it's a chain reaction just waiting to happen.
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>>2058137
I wouldn't give any pone to DD, especially not Fluttershy, and you know why.
>>2058138
Trust me, it's better this way.
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>>2058146
>>2058138
I feel as though I should be laughing.
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>>2058133
>your waifu will never nuzzle your cheek and give you a little lick
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>>2058139
Some opinions are just diametrically opposed between day and night, too. >fanfiction in particular is the complete opposite between them, usually.
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>>2058141
At least not at night, when I'm on the most. When mai waifufag bros are on.
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>>2058143
>Fucking Magic and Shit GIF.gif
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>>2058120

Waifu fantasies aren't meant to be so... defeatist, anon. You can earn her love. She might love Dash, but there's room in her heart for you too. You just have to find it and take it.
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>>2058153
>you will never bite your waifus cheek off in response.
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>>2058146
give Fluttershy to Nasse
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>>2058134
Nope, doubt she could. She seems young to be honest.

>>2058135
>>2058136
Psh, I barely get any attention on DA, I doubt I'm good enough for bronies to make a fuss over. I don't mind doing one thing for free, it's what I do for you guys anyway.

Sometimes it is tempting to start up commissions to get them brony bucks, but honestly my policy is I won't draw an OC if I don't like it. This one is alright I guess, I dunno.

Does that make me bad?
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>that feel when you will never roll over in bed to see Celestia sleeping there beside you
>you will never be able to run your fingers through her hair, which feels like a silken sunbeam
>you will never watch her wings rustle slightly as she dreams
>you will never be able to softly, without waking her, run your hands down her back, and pleasure her in her sleep using your tongue between her legs, giving equal love to her womanhood and to her ass.
>you'll never hear her breath catch in her sleep as she orgasms without waking, thinking it was only a dream
>you will never lay your chest against her back, and gently stroke the feathers of her wings, drifting off to sleep
>you will neverassume crab form and attact your pincers to her ears and dig your leg claws into her head, removing her brain and contolling her
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>>2058153
>your waifu will never rest her forelegs over your shoulder and nibble your ear between her large herbivorous teeth
>>
WELL THIS IS AN INTERESTING DISCUSSION
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>>2058143
This reminds me of GOB from Arrested Development.
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>>2058139
>>2058157
I think I'm actually more of a cunt during the day threads, or at least come across that way.
Though that may be a crowd scenario rather than me actually being more aggressive.
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>>2058146
but I can't take Dash, my self-insert OC is shipped with Dash!
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>>2058124

I drew this because I thought the requester was from MLPG.

Consider that before proceeding.
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>>2058161

My waifu fantasies always turn defeatist once I think too hard about them.

Twilight would never want to be anything more than my friend. And it would feel bad...
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>>2058130
wait, I don't get AJ? darn
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>>2058142
Well
I like Twilight enough to have written down my quixotic fantasies about her
I understand that feel though
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>>2058173
You're following the group then, doing what they do.

I'm curious, if shit starts gettign thrown left and right, would you partake because everyone else is doing it?
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>>2058167
>that feel when Celestia waking up is what triggers day
>that feel when you'll never wake her up with a kiss
>that feel when your kiss will never literally turn night into day
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>>2058163
I thought of him, but I don't know how far he's fallen for Flutterbutter, or if he just really likes her.
I'd prefer to give her to someone who aches for her.
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>>2058168
>you will never rub her behind the ears and watch them flick reflexively at your touch
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>>2058163
I was debating whether to mention that as my if you're feeling nice option.
>>2058174
You seem to have become even more of a faggot insert squiggle here >italics still don't work etc since I took a break
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>>2058174
>My self-insert OC is shipped with her.
Exactly. Face it.
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>>2058176
Come now, don't think that way.

Why did you like Twilight in the first place? What did you see in her?
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>>2058166
you have limits, nothing wrong with limits.

You can do the request ON THE CONDITION THAT blah blah blah your conditions blah. But it's your call dude, I'd certainly go with my gut on this one if I were you though
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>>2058187
>you will never rest your palm against her cheek while she smiles and rests her hoof against yours
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>>2058196
maybe she's just like 8 and wants a pretty pony
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>>2058187
>>2058198
I see my additional nine hours of being awake were well spent
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>>2058198
>You will never touch, speak to, or even see any pone, let alone your waifu.
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>>2058198
>you will never rub her cheek with your thumb while the two of you kiss
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING MLPG

Sup Fillies. i'm commin at you live from Canterlot or maybe I should say CancerLot because there is a LOT of Light unicorns out here. I swear one cat is so light blue you couldn't see him fly in the sky. That must be why he wears the uniform.

Anyway morning news.
Ehdehdehdehdehdeh
Princess Luna on a diet? How exciting. good for you Lunie...theirs nothing better then finally getting some craters on that moon. Speaking of Craters, how about them changelings huh? Celestia bless them. They are truly the hole-iest of them all.

Next up..Ooh Gabby Gums' true identity is actually a bunch of little kids. Wish I could say the same about the fanbase.

One more news article. The sun was unofficially misdirected in Appleloosa today. 50 ponies were unoffically injured, and 57 are unofficially dead. So much chaos everywhere and Discords statue shed a single tear unofficall-
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>>2058188
I'm just thankful I don't have the spare cash to go around commissioning art of them, really
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>>2058175

Oh, God...
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>>2058206
I've got my eye on you, no really.
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Dammit, where is that nigga darf
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>>2058196
Hm, that's just the thing, I'm kind of unsure, but I guess I could maybe do it.

All she asked for was that it'd be a filly picture with an egg or something.
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>>2058205
What compels someone to copy and paste such a thing?

Some Jap with a history with the site? A 13 year old trying to fit in?
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Would you passionately kiss a pony?
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>>2058175
What happened?
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>>2058209
mrow, down tiger
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Scenario: You may travel to equestria, and be either best friends, cuddlebunnies, or lovers with your favorite non mane six pony, BUT the mane six will hate you, and never talk to you ever. Also, you become an earth pony. No hands or fingers, no wings, no magic.

Do you do it?
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>>2058217
I believe that post is inspired by me being an idiot a week back.
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>>2058217
An attention whoring namefag who just woke up.

ALso that's fresh. No Pasta
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>>2058205
READ
IT
ALL
IN
HIS
VVVVVVOOOOOIIIIICCCCEEEEE
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>>2058221
That is exactly what I mean.
I remember saying you seemed, happier, no you seem even more of a faggot in a semi nice way, still
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>>2058217
>>2058205
I thought it was kind of funny, reading it all in his voice like in the movie. funny.
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>>2058222
Why would I want to do that?
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>>2058175

It's sad, because that's so damn adorable.
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>>2058217
God man It's like you've never seen Good Morning Vietnam.
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>>2058222
No Twilight, no deal
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>>2058238
I have not.
I watch all my good movies from Unity's stram.
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>>2058218
.... Um... Yes? With all my heart?
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>>2058242
When the hell was the last time he streamed anyway?
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>>2058222
I'd go for it.
Still objectively better than my life on earth.
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>>2058228
yeah I probably was I've been a lot downer recently
I'll not bring >real life into the threads though
I guess at least partially I've just stopped caring what people think about me, because there's always going to be a large proportion of the threads that hats me just for being an autistic fanfiction author anyway

I dunno, really. Sometimes I think I should go away and do something else.
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>>2058214
If you're unsure about the consequences, whatever they may be, but you still want to draw her request; do like I said and ask that she not link to you directly. Or some other such thing. Bronies will find and flock to all artists eventually
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>>2058201
Dude, that's what I'm thinking. Not 8, but pretty young man. I mean just look at her gallery.

http://rainbowpie83.deviantart.com/gallery/

I guess I just have a soft spot for that, since I have two nieces who are still young and they love it when I draw ponies for them. We watch together and stuff.

Screw it, I'll do it for the kid. One the exception that I tell her not to tell others that I'm willing to jump to draw anyone's oc at the drop of a hat.
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>>2058220

I envy your ignorance. If you absolutely must know, go find a fluffy pony thread on /mlp/.
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>>2058195

What does any twaifufag see in Twilight? Bits and pieces of myself. Plus, out of all the pones she's the one I'd enjoy spending time with the most.

There's more to it than that, but I'm not too good at putting my thoughts into text, and shit would get dangerously autism anyways.
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>>2058251
Regardless it will be interesting to observe.
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>>2058228
>>2058251
I remember a time when someone else was happy and not sad.
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>>2058222
That's a silly scenario because you could use the magic of Friendship to become friends with them eventually anyways. They might hate me at first, but it wouldn't take long for Pinkie to throw me a party knowing their personalities.

Yeah l'd go
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>>2058234
If you have the best waifu of all.
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>>2058242
Tell Unity to stream it.
It's a Robin Williams movie that is hilarious and heart moving at the same time.

Also UNDERAGEB& GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>2058251
Fuck no you shouldn't
You knew what you were getting into when you first wrote that Dash fic onto that pastebin
This is to be expected as with any other who decides to contribute. Just enjoy the appreciation and ignore baseless hate.

And don't leave me alone
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>>2058255
Sounds sensible to me. Just let us know when it turns out to be a 25 year old guy RPing as a girl on DA.
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MLPG is Love tonight.

Feels nice.
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>>2058265
Huh his stream account is dead.
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>>2058251
Christ, I don't want to be accused of kissing ass, and I don't want you accused of attention-whoring, but you're my favorite fapfictionist and you get Dash, so buck up.
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>>2058265
I don't watch movies, period.
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>>2058257
It's be logical that she'd see the same in you, as even if you have nothing as long as you're willign to work hard she'll be there for you.

And we're all autistic here, let it out.
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>>2058255
Good on you, then.
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>>2058272
Really? Let's change that right now.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_fandom
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>>2058256
Oh I know about these things. And I feel like i recall when the picture was posted a while ago. he just made it sound like the guy who requested it flipped out or something.
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>>2058274
>>2058266
I see we are all faggots tonight as well.
>>2058260
I'm usually good with these things.
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>>2058220

It was torn to pieces and edited all to hell so the Fluffy Pony Threads could have more abuse and torture pics, and possibly led a few unsavory types to believe I'd take requests from dA.
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>>2058266
Well, honestly, that's the really hilarious part of it all. I don't regret starting to write at all, it's been fun and I've become a much better writer. I honestly think that textual communication is one of the most important skills anybody can have in the modern age, so I don't regret it at all, even if it has completely robbed me of my ability to enjoy the vast majority of fanfiction, erotic or otherwise--there's a reason I always jump at the chance for a trade with darf.

Also, <3 for remembering how I started. That thing was awful :D
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>>2058255
Hey Tanman, do you have a tumblr that I could follow?
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>>2058280
They have their own page now eh?
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>>2058207
>>2058235

Tragic, but if someone can take warning from it, it didn't die in vain.
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>>2058288
You sound like terse when you are on caffeine.
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>>2058268
"everybody gets one" I suppose
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>>2058277
Maybe. But I doubt she had as much of an opportunity to grow infatuated with the human form as we've had to fall in love with pones. We think ponies are adorable, but what would they think of us? Even if they weren't horrified, would they ever want to become close to us in any serious degree?

And keep in mind this is Twilight we're talking about here. She'd probably be blissfully ignorant of the whole thing and just treat me like another one of her exotic friends, like Zecora.
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>>2058291
We.
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Am I the only person who's husbando is Discord? I don't know what it is about him, but it's like a combination of his attitude, his look, and something I can't quite put my finger on makes me get completelty weak kneed thinking about him.
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Well, I guess I'm still drunk and horny enough to write a clopfic, any suggestions?

Also sup TAW
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>>2058274
thanks, man
it's probably the ultimate first world problem, but... so much of the praise is so meaningless I ignore it, and them focus on the criticism whether it's baseless or not, so my opinions are kinda skewed

...man, that really is a first world problem, isn't it. "I get too much praise for my fan fictions"
I am a giant faggot
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>>2058302
Whatever.
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>>2058280
>page about a fagdom
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>>2058302
>We.
There is that word again.

If could control you fucks, I would rob everything not nailed down in New York.
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>>2058301
Don't forget, ponies are used to different species', there'd be much less need to adjust to the idea. We have to get over the idea that we're alone, they don't.
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>>2058309
If you do gay stuff, I'd really like a POV fic of making sweet chaotic love to Discord.

Otherwise, hardcore cuddling action with Celestia plz.
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>>2058310

But you're OUR giant faggot, god dammit.
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>>2058309
hi PWA, want anything?
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>>2058280
Is moot's name even Christopher Poole? I always thought he was fucking with us

>>2058288

I still have those links saved, for when I first got int horsefuckery and noticed this guy encouraging me to write, while he presented his own things that made me decide I had nothing to lose.

Sometime I really wish I weren't so busy this year that I couldn't write at the same pace as you did, seeing you improve so much and leave me in the dust was, well.. yeah.

I want to trade with you sometime as well, though
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>>2058316
>If could control you fucks, I would rob everything not nailed down in New York.

wat
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>>2058205

Respect.
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>>2058310
What are your dimensions anyway?
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>>2058325
If I could, I would assume direct control of a hive mind.
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>>2058316
But we created all these things.
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>>2058289
Isn't that looked down upon here though?...

Yes, I do. Or is that the joke? Either way here: http://tanman-bandpuffs.tumblr.com/

yeah I'm still attaching the "bandpuffs" name to it, but sadly, I'm getting sick of that name though, the brony subscribers kind of ruined my channel for me, just like with Odyssey.
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>>2058332
Blame god or don't.
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>>2058322
Then draw me OC shipping art!
I'm not sure whether I actually want it, or just want to see if I can make anybody do it
>>2058324
Absolutely, I'm always up for a trade. Heading back home next week, so I imagine my writing time is going to get decimated, though.
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>>2058327
YES. For fucks sake someone do this already.
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>>2058327
>tentacles
>tentacles thal look and operate like penises
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>>2058323
A girlfriend to mend my broken heart would be great

Barring that, I'd love to see your take on a ponywife bit. Just a romantic paragraph featuring a character of your choice.
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>>2058332
Drop your pants.
Insert your middle finger in your anus.
Pump in and out.
Scream BATH.
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>>2058325
"If" the lord of control battling "Rob Everything" with nails in New York.

Some one could draw that
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>>2058332

We are the cheesy scientists in those B sci-fi films.

We tried to play God, we thought we could control it.

We didn't listen.

MLPG: The Movie.
Rated >Rape
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>>2058301
Remember, she was the only one who accepted Zecora. The OTHERS were afraid.
You stay somewhere in, or near, Ponyville. The shock of there being a new creature dies down. You start checking out books from the library to learn about this place, and to chat with the cute unicorn librarian.
She learns of your wish for knowledge and just HAS to have a private study-session with you. Remember how many questions she bombarded her future self with in a short period of time? Imagine how much she'll ask someone from a whole different universe! And you'll have just as many questions about hers.
All this talking and talking will bring the two of you very close to one another. And she'll find out that you're far more intelligent most Ponyville men and most characters on the show, really and you can't tell me Twilight wouldn't like that.
A man and a woman spend that much intimate time together, plus the spark that she feels, plus the love that you feel?
It's inevitable, my friend.
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>>2058328
Huh?
>>2058342
oh I meant more of a "any questions" than "any writing"
I'd love to but I have way too many things to write before I leave and nowhere near enough time to do them in
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>>2058339
hey taw
how do you upgrade from >greentext to actual >fanfiction? I'm tired of churning out junk food. I want to cook up a proper meal, if you get what I'm saying.
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>>2058337
I blame you. You could've stopped it but you didn't listen.

IT ALREADY HAPPENED.
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>>2058348
If that were a short film, like 22 minutes, I would watch that.
I think it have to be a metaphor for MLPG though. A direct approach would come out oddly.
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>>2058352
>I am a gigantic faggot
>what are your dimensions
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>>2058348
>ONE MAN
>ONE DESIRE
>ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER THIS SUMMER IS.
>MY LITTLE PONY
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>>2058320
I'm not sure I could do a POV gay fapfic. Not sure why, but something in my head is acting as a roadblock. Celestia cuddling could be a short. Did you mean hardcore literally?
>>2058327
I don't know shit about Starcraft.
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>>2058359
3 you fucking tard.

Up/Down
Left/Right
In/Out
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>>2058362
Oh God that made me laugh WAY more than it should have

5 star post
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>>2058363
No, just some cuddling and lovey dovey mushy stuff. Thanks a lot man.
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Daily dose of why.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD-1BQNLeJI
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>>2058354
Just write. Doing prose really isn't that hard. Doing good prose that doesn't make you want to vomit is actually hard, but as a writer you have to learn how to say "fuck it" and be disgusted with yourself.
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>>2058358
>>2058362

Fund it.

Oh wait, we aren't Bronies and don't have unlimited disposable income for tribute commercials.
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>>2058354
>Implying greentext is somehow a downgrade from writing actual >fanfiction
>Not knowing that they are both the same shit just with a different flavor.
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>>2058349
They are ultra selective when it comes to accepting none ponies.
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>>2058354
Find a nice text editor or word processor (I like vim!), open two new files. I hope you already have an idea, so take one of those files and start basically doing greentext without the >s--this is your plan. The basic structure, the core ideas, the important themes, blah blah blah

Then go back to your other file and start writing. Greentext and proper writing don't share a lot of techniques, but they have very similar mindsets. Just remember, you're describing a scene and characters and plot now, not just the core idea. You still leave a lot to imagination, but not EVERYTHING, like greentext.

Or, tl;dr, just write. Just sit down and start writing. So much of it is an art, not a science, it's just something you're going to get better at over time.
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>>2058349

this...I think I like this feel
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>>2058359
oh
pretty big
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>>2058379
>A minotaur holds a seminar in Canterlot.
>Ponies flock to it.
>They still call him a monster, but they are friendly to him.
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>>2058375
greentexting is as easy as a single line of exposition and then dialogue

I want to be able to string a narrative along past a single scene stuck in my head
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>>2058401
Well, why does the scene happen?

Shit doesn't happen in a vacuum.
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>>2058396
Is there any way "monster" can be used in a non-mean sense, like a creature type sort of thing?
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>>2058396
Well I call people on mlpg monsters and degenerates. It's just flowery language.
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>>2058385
I don't do an outline when I write and I don't do construction lines when I draw but isn't greentext very similar to an outline?
Couldn't greentexting your story before you try to actually write it be very helpful?
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>>2056572
>imagining Twilight getting excited every time a new thread is made
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geez, it's late, I really should be sleeping...

I'd better go now, the pain in the arms is coming back, but I'll see if I can't tough it out tomorrow when my visiting family members leave and I can get my workspace back (and a bed for that matter).

I'll repost two things you guys might have missed though, before this weekend started.
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>>2058420
>she's on /co/ ;-;
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I just broke down in tears while writing about Celestia cuddling.

Writing about spooning reminds me too much about her.

Fuck, I'm a hopeless faggot.
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>>2058348
I love trying to turn things into metaphors for the pone fanbase and us

I managed to interpret Devil Survivor 2 as the various aspects of the fandom vying for control, with the Anguished One as the MLPG user
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>>2058420
She'd get bored after a week of pointless new horses, especially during hiatus.
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>>2058431
Atleast you still have something in your chest.
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>>2058394
go on
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>>2058428
> the pain in the arms is coming back
You alright, man?

Fluttershy's face is adorable in this
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>>2058431
Better to have loved and lost?
Are you still going to finish, or is it too much to ask?
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>>2058408
Yes
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>>2058428
and then this.


See ya later MLPG
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>>2058417
Yes! Absolutely. All a plan is doing really is helping you to solidify the ideas in your head. For a short piece (less than say 20k words or so) I wouldn't say a formal plan was at all necessary, and I rarely refer back to most of mine. It's the process of planning that's important, just working out all the kinks in your basic idea. If you greentext the entire story then that's basically a plan, by that point.

(Disclaimer: Anything much longer, or a multi-chapter piece, or whatever, you are going to need a formal plan, you can't get away without it)
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>>2058431
Well this took a depressing turn. Celestia is better than her anyway.
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>>2058451
laughed
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>>2058417
Use the greentext as the skeleton of your story, it's up to you to flesh it out and make it something more, well, fleshy.
The thing about greentexts that makes them work is the fact that they are so sparse on detail, it lets the reader fill in the subtle blanks, but you can take it and fill them out in detail yourself and have the reader follow a concrete story that you want them to read.
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>>2058443
well when was the last time you heard me talking about wanting to a male pony?

Exactly.
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>>2058460
Ah, so it was you earlier.
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>>2058431
Jeeze, I'm sorry man. Not to be insensitive, but did you finish it? When or if you do, just go to sleep, and try to have pleasant dreams.
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>>2058451
Your art's getting better, Tan!
This one's nice, too- just watch those forelegs, those are easy to accidentally make too little/short, which is unfortunately the case here.
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>>2058431
Time to take this autism further
Another way ponies got me out of my depression was helping get over a childhood friend whom I had a loooong crush on reject me. She was a mixture of Twilight and Rarity, my two favourite pones. Waifuing Twilight might have helped me move on past her, and at the same time help me see what sort of girl I really want.
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>>2058448
Yeah, I'll finish. It's probably going to end up stunted, though. I'm going to have to delete every line about how she'd whisper on my chest, how I could feel her body moving when she breathed, and how wrap her arms around me to stay warm.

Fuck.
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>>2058462
I honestly have no idea. I must be at the limit of sleep.
You would though, I assume?
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>>2058349
maybe...
but how would you even broach the topic to her? seems incredibly risky

given the aforementioned anxiety about the odds of her actually returning those feelings, and memories of what happened the LAST time I confessed to a girl, I dunno if I could do it.
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>>2058444
lifted a bunch of really heavy things for way too long, as strong as I am, I strained both my arms, so I'll be hurtin' for a while, but I'm sure I'll be able to tough it out and maybe draw some stuff for you guys tomorrow/today/tonight.

Anyway, adios
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>>2058482
>He lifts
taking MLPG's advice to heart I see
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>>2058476
I guess maybe, they female ones are just so much more appealing. I'm not that much of a faggot about humans, but still.
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>>2058489
>I'm not that much of a faggot about humans
huh
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>>2058474
im

jelly
of your feels

fuck everything
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>>2058489
>female ones are just so much more appealing
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>>2058467
yeah, thanks

pacce mentioned it to me finally and stuff. I realized in a few of my rushes to do stuff I got worse in some other areas. so now i'm gonna work hard again. we do things hardcore or something i'm tired goodnight
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>>2058482
Who'da thought..

Seeya Tan, rest well.
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>>2058500
Braeburn does not count. No man could have a mane that sexy.
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>>2058479
You won't necessarily have to "confess" anything. Just wait a while for the two of you to grow close. Touch her arm or foreleg, or whatever when she gets excited telling you something. Continuously look into her eyes. You should be able to tell that she's developing feelings for you. It's Twilight, after all. Give her a kiss on the cheek before you leave one night, and things will progress from there.
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>>2058488
>Lifting.
I learned a valuable lesson about doing that.
You fuck with Creatine, Creatine fucks with you.
Hypertension sucks.
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>>2058510
I like to think I do~
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>all the love on this thread

You guys want to post your pony confessions again? OCs, fantasies, thigns you've done, anything.
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>>2058513
>that feel when you'll never pull away after a quick peck on Twilight's cheek, only to find she's holding your head steady and has already turned to look into your eyes

y'know, sometimes I think it might be a bad thing to project all of my romantic fantasies onto a cartoon horse
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>>2058498
It was heaven when I had it. It's hell now that I don't.

On the plus side, my writing is vastly better when I'm depressed.
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>>2058510
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>>2058488
>>2058514
>>2058505
no not weights i carried a huge microwave for over 30 minutes today but yeah i'm going to start a excercise regime and i happen to have a bench in the ''backyard' and maybe a few dumbells lying around ok passing otu kay bye
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>>2058518
I suppose it's not really a confession by this point, but I'm pretty sure that at some point in the future I'm going to start unironically shipping my OC with a main cast member. Just, the statistics don't lie, if I continue along my downfall it is going to happen, and I don't tihnk I can stop it.
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>>2058518
I've already mentioned how I want to move to Ponyville with my sister, find some way to support us both, then slowly fall in love with and develop a relationship with Twilight

I'd feel like a faggot for saying it again unless someone wants me to
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>>2058518
I regret nothing.
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>>2058518
I don't really have anything terrible like that. I mean back in early 2011 I was about as brony as it got on the internet. But then it got too weird and I just stopped following fan stuff cold turkey until I found MLPG. I didn't take anything public but I was close. Dodged a bullet there.
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>>2058538
>>2058517
Anyway, I thought we agreed long ago that wanting to Braeburn has no effect on your sexuality?
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>>2058529
Atleast you were somewhere

im just stuck between them

not sure if this void is better or worse
 
 
just let me burn

atleast someone will appreciate it
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>>2058540
You can't leave us to sleep, can you?
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>>2058518
I have written only one fanfic, but I doubt I'll write anything pone-related that doesn't star ©The Human in Equestria™
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>>2058542
I think I pushed you over that cliff.
I may or may not be holding a rope.
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>>2058518
I've fantasized about a bisexual threesome with Braeburn, Big Mac, and Applejack.

She liked the idea too. But she's gone now.
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>>2058513

so it just sort of...happens?
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>>2058552
There was no consensus on Nightmare Night Big Mac though. Or Soarin.
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>>2058540
This makes me wonder.
Did your high-school require you to go to a weight training class one year?
I miss that shit, and I wish they did not phase that out.
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>>2058544
But do you think your sister would enjoy it? Could she find love?
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>>2058567
alternatively, she could confess to you herself, and beat you to it
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>>2058558
its hard
on one hand i could stay up because its already 4
on another why would i
i came back from a crazy wedding and stuff and i'm tired but not tired enough to bed but kind of yeah

why can't i quit youmlpg
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>>2058542
>that feel when you just know you'll do the same

In fact, I already have an OC who I ship with Twilight in my head, whenever I have a moment of weakness and forget just what I'm doing

Revealing who that OC is would completely invalidate him when I finally decide to do something with him for MLPG, though.
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>>2058563
Man up and Look at some ponies, guy.
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>>2058567
The best things always do.
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>>2058567
It works that way sometimes, people are wonderfully adorable at times.
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>>2058518
I continually fall asleep cuddling my pillow, pretending that it's Celestia, and imagine I can hear her breathing softly. It doesn't make me feel sad unless I really think about what I'm doing.
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>>2058580
BDN?
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Why don't we just take a break and pick up on where we left off in 3 months?

Please. I don't want to be here forever.
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>>2058577
Possibly, but I really wouldn't count on that as the only option.
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>>2058576
I don't know. She's still young and probably doesn't really think of boys that way yet, but once she does I'll leave it to her. I trust her to choose the best colt for herself.

I do like to imagine her playing with the rest of the CMC, though. Maybe they can all have their first dates together.
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>>2058563
>she
Is this the She or a she?
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>>2058569
I don't care what the consensus is, I'd have unashamed homosexual sex with that horse.
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>>2058518
sometimes I repost my own stuff as if it isn't mine. then when it actually gets reposted by other people I feel a tiny pang of shame for forcing shit
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Okay, I'm just going to kick this one out the door before I stab myself in the heart.

Her silky smooth thighs glide against your skin. Your arm is draped over her chest, and you can feel it every time she exhales onto your hand. A hum and a chuckle fill the air. You ask her what's so funny, but her only response is to twist in your grasp and kiss you. She's all kisses tonight, though you have no idea why. When you hear the footsteps of a guard passing by, you clamp your hand over her mouth. The last thing you need is to be caught by your shift leader. Her eyes grin as she squeezes between your legs, almost causing you to break the silence. As much as you want to scold the princess, all you can do is give her a firm look. One that melts away in and instant. It's hard to be stern with the woman who signs your paychecks. She laughs again as her arms snake their way around your neck and she pulls you in close. Her breath is tickling your throat now. As much as you want to kiss her, you know where that would lead, and this just isn't the time for that kind of fun. You're content to let her lie, your two bodies all but connected. It may be a forbidden relationship, but you'll find a way to make it work.
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>>2058567
Basically. You want it, she wants it, and all it takes is that one spark to convince each other you both feel the same way. After that, what sense is there in stalling? You've both waited your whole lives for each other, the anticipation would be palpable.
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>>2058603
>boys
Are you certain
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>>2058598
you can leave
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>>2058598
You knew the terms of the contract.
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>>2058609
shut up PHN
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>>2058597
N-no
Nope
Not at all
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>>2058603
That's very cute.
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>>2058575
no it was general PE

I was in marching badn throughout highschool though
first half I marched my alto, then i switched to sousaphone because we needed it

it was pretty much lifting at that point, seriously it was great excercise
also geez i miss playing the sousa/tuba that was fun

mlpg quit keeping me hhheeeere i'mma go now
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>>2058604
The She. Hell, I even got her into MLP. We were going to have a cosplay date as Octavia and Vinyl Scratch.

I'm a dude, btw. I've just played classical piano all my life, so the costume made enough sense.
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>>2058597
>>2058617
Why do you two fuckers insist on shipping an OC rather than yourselves.
Do you really despair that husk so much?
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>>2058609
Honestly that's most artists and people in general. If you want your shit to get noticed you have to post your own work. A lot. so that all the people who come at different times of day can see it.
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>>2058623
Damn. My condolences.
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>>2058557
I fucking hate to doubt so much
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>>2058625
haha, I STARTED by shipping myself
my OC isn't a total self-insert anyway, she wouldn't go for the same pony
I'd be up for a double-date, though
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>rape
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>>2058613
Well, that's up to her, again. I'd have no problems with it myself, as long as her partner's not hurting her in any way

>>2058625
>implying I didn't start off that way
Really, I just thought of how OC would interact with Twilight, and just it seemed incredibly cute
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>>2058617
Oh, you poor man. That poor scientist pone.
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>>2058639
Slow as FUCK
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There's something wrong with this night thread
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>>2058631
Don't be too sorry. The reason why she left me? Because she went back to her boyfriend.

Yep, I was The Other Man.

Yep, I'm human fucking scum.

Excuse me, I'm going to take another swig of wine now. Maybe I'll write another short. Anybody have a mane six idea they want to see?
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>>2058639
more like >feels
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>>2058636
>>2058642
I just don't get that.
I know how it starts but it doesn't seem to end well.
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>>2058612
What sort of spark would do that?
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>>2058652
This is the way they should be although they seem rarer these days.....
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>>2058655
You poor thing
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>>2058655
>>2058656
Just do that
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I don't have anything interesting to say

But I bet

I if put it in spoiler text

Someone will notice.

Please love me.
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>>2058666
Why should I love you anon?
?
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>>2058655

Let's try something different.
Rarity finding the apparent stallion of her dreams, only for him to leave her for some random slut on the streets. She decides that this is quite a revealing trait and she's just dodged a bullet, and goes back to being happy and open
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>>2058669
I'm a pone
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>>2058677
And?
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>>2058371
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>>2058661
A hug that lingers a little too long; A peck on the cheek that's a little too hard. A stolen glance across the library, or a shortness of breath at the slightest touch. The way her eye quivers when she looks into yours, like she's fighting against herself to look away. Like it hurts so much to stare at you because she doesn't know if you feel the same way, but at the same time she can't think of a more beautiful sight in all the world.

A tiny thing. A spark. A small glimmer of hope in the darkness. Nothing by itself, but if you catch it, it can light a roaring fire that'll never, ever go out.
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>>2058666
oh

postmodernism

i like it
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>>2058676
I actually love this idea, but I'm not sure if I could cram it into a single paragraph. I'll try, though.

And if you're trying to use this as therapy for me, I appreciate the thought.
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>>2058684
anon please
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>>2058657
I know, but this is the same reasoning that makes us think horse sex fanfiction is more acceptable than non-sexual horse fanfiction

>>2058643
I really shouldn't have said anything, should I
Now if I do anything with him people are going to detect the subconscious waifufaggotry should I put in any wacky interactions with Twilight
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>>2058655
Anon stumbles upon Fluttershy bathing in a hot spring. and then they have >feels
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>>2058657
Of course it'll end terribly, these things never end well. That doesn't stop me from wanting it.
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>>2058695
Why
Do you doubt my love?
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>>2058687
Who knew MLPG could be so romantic
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>>2058622
Eh, my school had no marching band...
But I was in football.
Guess the BFS class was normal for us at that point, learning to love to lift and shit.
>Also learning my wrists are garbage after almost taking out a spotter on a clean.
Having your wrist dislocate all of a sudden sucks. Learning it only takes 20lbs to do it to both of them sucks even more.
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>>2058697
The subconcious waifufaggotry was always there, you admitted it yourself. You were just going to ensure it never actually happened.
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>>2058704
The wanting it is the end though.
Oh fuck it, tell me all about your oc.
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>Pinkie Pie
>Extra Health, Fast, Mirrored, Teleporting
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>>2058686
>is naruto real
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>>2058713
No, never, nuh-uh
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>>2058625
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>>2058697
Oh, don't worry. It would have been obvious anyway. I still love you.
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>>2058694
That was the idea. If she went back to her old man despite all the times she had with you, don't expect her to stick around even if there wasn't another guy.

You don't have to do it now, maybe take your time with it.

>>2058710
Oh right, now I remember. I suppose I'll just have to keep the autism in my head.
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>>2058706
When it comes to the cartoon horses we love so much?
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>>2058714
Twilight
>Teleporting Teleporting Teleporting Shielded
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>>2058720
Just tell me you bastard
I guarantee I've done worse.
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>>2058687

Yes...you're right, Anon.
Maybe there is hope after all.

But once that spark happens? Then what? I can hardly imagine we'd suddenly leap into each other's arms and collapse in a pile of sloppy makeouts.
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>>2058720
Go on
Alternatively, tell us how you would like to be as a pony.

I have let the true face of my autism shine, now MLPG will show me their autism.
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_hmm_
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>>2058743
Test
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>>2058745
Okay seriously why the fuck does nothing inside the tags appear?
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>>2058729
>Applejack
>Extra Health, Powerful, Vortex, Knockback,
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>>2058748

?
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>>2058752

Wow, what the fuck? The tags really are fucking up.
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>>2058724
Yeah, I know in my head that she would have left me sooner or later. It's just that I know all the problems with her relationship. She genuinely loved me, but the boyfriend was everything that I'm not: Secure, stable, and safe. The very same things that make her hate him.

Anyway, I'll write the Rarity fic later. I can't do it justice in one paragraph. I'll do the Fluttershy in the hot springs thing for now instead, because who doesn't love a big titted shy girl in the bath?

>>2058734
Yeah actually, that does happen, especially between a pair of awkward horny nerds. It's how we got started.
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>>2058734
Talking one night. Maybe drinking just a little. All alone in the library by the dim gaslamp, and a roaring fire. Spike's fast asleep. You look into each other's eyes long enough and your words sort of drift off. You give her a kiss. Things will progress naturally from there.
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>>2058734
Of course not, she's still Twilight. Once you've noticed the spark, she'll just stare. Her lips will open just a little and she'll lightly gasp. Her breaths will become shaky, but she'll say nothing. What can she say? She has no to-do list for this event. She hasn't planned for it--couldn't let herself hope against hope--and wasn't prepared.

But... well, it's not sloppy makeouts, but she won't stop you when you lean in and give her a light kiss. Just a small one. A peck on the lips, and nothing more. You both want to take it slow, so... how about you leave and come back later. Say, 7pm? For dinner, and then buy her some flowers for desert?
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ℎ '
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>>2058751
>Pinkie Pie.
Hoard, Waller, Vortex, Decard is dead.
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>>2058730
Nope, I didn't even make her, I have an excuse!
>>2058738
I'd like to be pretty. I've never been pretty before.
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>>2058751
Rarity
>Jailer, Molten, Vampiric, Frozen
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GOOD MORNING GENTLEMEN

WHAT IS THE GOOD WORD TODAY
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>>2058752
The markdown function isn't working for me.
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>>2058768
Name All the different Apples you know to prove your the real Applejack
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>>2058768
Magic!
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>>2058768
Hot sauce ponies are dead.
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>>2058764

No, really.

Say you're given the chance to live in Equestria, with free pone transformation. What type? Cutie mark? Colours? Where would you like to live, and how would you get your waifu?
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>>2058764
Post a picture and I'll tell you if you are pretty
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Would you have a cute nickname for your waifu?
inb4 TWILY!!
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>>2058780
I'm so glad I have that phrase filtered.
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>>2058774
I AM NOT APPLEJACK I JUST POSTED A PICTURE OF HER

HERE'S A PICTURE OF NOT-APPLEJACK TO PROVE MY POINT
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>>2058774
Gala, Braeburn, Macintosh, Granny Smith, Pink Lady, Golden Delicious, Jackie Chan
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>>2058780
I'd probably just call her Dash attack or something stupid. Or just "pony"
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>>2058780
>mfw >TWILY
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>>2058777
Pegasus. Probably some kind of cloudsmithing, I don't think programming would have a direct translation unfortunately. Not sure, I'm awful at colour theory, I'd have to see myself first. Cloudsdale, but... well, we'd pass Ponyville eventually, and I always did like to ready.
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>>2058773
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>>2058780
i'd call her Y.Q.
she probably wouldn't think it was funny
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>>2058780
I've always liked how 'Twi' sounded. Maybe Twily just to tease her sometimes.
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>>2058783
>Jackie Chan
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>>2058780
I'd probably call her Twily just to see her cringe. Most of the time it'd be Twi, though.
Dashie, for Dash. Entirely to see her cringe.
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>>2058796
But she actually liked twily
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andthentheresthisfaggot.jpg

>>2058361
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>>2058777
>how would you get your waifu?
Fuck. I just went through how to win Twilight easily, but I have no idea how I'd approach Pinkie romantically. I can imagine our life together, but I can't picture wooing her.
This is a problem.
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>>2058802
That is an unfortunate but unlikely story.
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>>2058804
She's Pinkie. Just ask her out. She'll say okay.
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>>2058807
But she won't understand
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>>2058802
>Implying it's any different at us.

The only difference is that he made a thread.
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>Twi
>Dashie, RD
>AJ
>Rare

>tfw Fluttershy and Pinkie will never have in-show canon nicknames
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>>2058812
Did you read the rest of it?
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>>2058780
Panka
Ponko
Pinku
Punky
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>>2058806
yeah i'm not buying it either
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>>2058814
>shy?
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>>2058807
But Pinkie is everyone's friend. How could I become more?
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>>2058824
Nobody's ever called her that.
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>>2058371
Why does this exist? Why?
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>>2058804
Be direct, be overt. If she liked you, she wouldn't beat around the bush about it.

Although, that would be a funny way to develop her character. She's loud-mouthed about everything EXCEPT the guy she likes.

There's a fanfic about this somewhere.
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>>2058826
I think applejack did though I may be wrong.
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>>2058814
when did rarity get called rare?
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>>2058832
Nope.
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>>2058825
Kiss her. Pinkie's most important trait is her innocence--if she's into you, she won't beat around the bush.
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>>2058833
SRB
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>>2058834
Huh I seem to have an erroneous sound file as it were then.
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>>2058815
So? It could happen to any of us.

Stop bitching for the sake of bitching.
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>>2058828
I really loved TAW's first Pinkie fic, speaking of which. Pinkie saying that it had to come from the heart made my heart melt.

I also just realised I'm kind of like that. I can be pretty loud and obnoxious unless it concerns something I actually care about I wonder how many people realise how shy I actually am.
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>>2058828
I think what I'm most worried about with Pinkie is her misinterpreting me. The direct approach would certainly be favorable. But I can just hear it now...
>Awww! That's sweet, anon, but I think we should just stay super duper bestest friends! Huh?
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>>2058844
This was the first angry post in hours
Lets bring it back down a notch
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>>2058844
I was just checking I was >>2058806, you're the one bitching unfortunately.
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>>2058756
>you find yourself staring into her beautiful purple eyes, her cheeks visibly flushed a faint pinkish hue
>you rest your hand against the side of her head, letting your fingers slip between the silky locks of her mane
>she gives you a warm smile and leans ever so slightly into your touch
>you lightly rub your thumb against the soft, ever-so-plush flesh of her cheek, enticing a giggle from her lips
>for a moment, neither of you dare to move
>then, you slowly start to lean in
>she lets her eyes flutter closed and returns your gesture
>you close your eyes as well - here goes nothing
>and then, you kiss a little
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>>2058847
Well, if she says that, that just means she wasn't into you in the first place. Nothing you could do about that, and hey you still have Pinkie as a friend.

God, look at me, dishing out love life advice. Please don't listen to me.

Related note, how would you take out each character on a first date?
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>>2058838
Yes. Good thinking. Maybe while she's jabbering manically about something not that I wouldn't love to listen to her I'd just cut her off with a kiss. It would probably fluster her, at first, but she'd understand pretty quick.
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>You will never start your day off with a cup of Gas Love.
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Please stop
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>>2058846
>that feel
if it doesn't matter, I'm fine. If it does matter, I fall apart. It's pathetic how quickly my mood can be ruined by a question that digs into the wrong places.
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>>2058853
As faggy as it is, I wonder if I should write more Twaifufaggotry from that first date all the way to the first one I ever did, which was first sex

This is certainly tempting me
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>>2058855
Fuck, I dunno. I'm terrible with first dates.
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>>2058846
>Pinkie saying that it had to come from the heart
Huh
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>>2058849
>Nasse will never draw again.
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>>2058758

That scenario is most desirable.

I can even cook for her!
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>>2058855
>Yellowquiet
>picnic in the park

That was easy.
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>>2058855
Well, yeah, but I'd be depressed if she wasn't into me at all.
I've opened up to one girl in my life, back in high school, who friendzoned me fucking hard. It was a painful time. I never want to be in a situation like that again.
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>He wants to marry a pony.
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>>2058873
>I never want to be in a situation like that again.
Enjoy your foreveralone.
Rejection and disappointment is a part of life nigga. Accept it and take chances.
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>>2058875
>>2058758
>She has no to-do list for this event. She hasn't planned for it
I can't actually bring myself to
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>>2058862
I would be interested in reading that.
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>>2058875
Hey. Check it out.

I don't want to.

What a faggot I am.

I'm serious.
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>>2058876
This. Man the fuck up, bro, you will be rejected by dozens of girls but you'll never know how many will reject you if you don't try.
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>>2058865
He still draws.
He's in a "creative developmental phase" right now so he's not pumping em out like when he started.
But he's definitely one of my favorite MLPG art friends.
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>>2058862
you should do it
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>>2058876
Arg. I mean I don't want to try to be friends with someone I have stronger feelings for ever again. But what you're saying applies to me as well.
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>>2058855

Twilight - observatory
Applejack - hiking
Rainbow Dash - concert
Rarity - dinner at a fancy establishment
Fluttershy - picnic you made the food, obviously. an invisible layer of love in every bite!
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>>2058890

and Pinkie Pie - ice rink
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>>2058873
You never know if you don't ask. Here's the thing: If you get "friendzoned" (god I hate that word), what's wrong with having her as a normal friend anyway? There's plenty of other girls who will let you put your penis inside them.

Anyways, first dates:

Twilight: Museum date, probably when the dinosaur exhibit is up
Rarity: Wine and dine at the nicest restaurant in town (but she pays anyway)
Applejack: A show at the rodeo, but the two of you leave early to climb trees
Pinkie: DIVE BARS ALL NIGHT FUCK YEAH
Dash: ?!?!?!?!?!
Fluttershy: The petting zoo! I love the petting zoo!
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>>2058885
>He's in a "creative developmental phase"

It's called "I'm lazy as fuck and D&D is taking my time".

Anyway, I hope he takes requests again.
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>>2058890
>invisible layer of love

I don't think I would trust you to prepare my food...
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>>2058885
>He will never draw anymore Tabasco pone.
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remember that one anon who was doing a series of fics about the mane 6 having crushes on anon?

whatever happened to that guy?
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>>2058896
That's what I was thinking immediately after >you made the food
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>>2058890
What if I turn off the layers?
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>>2058890
>observatory
>not just grabbing a telescope and heading out to a field or better, a nice cloud
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>>2058896

I was being metaphorical, you dingus.
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/r/ing MLPG version >>2058530
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>>2058903
a telescope only has so much magnification

the observatory will let her see the cosmos like she's never seen them before
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>>2058906
Why would the macro imply the viewer recently entered when dash clearly just entered herself
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>>2058912
>not taking her to the observation deck
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>>2058905
Don't call me a dingus in front of Fluttershy
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>>2058862
do it
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>>2058913
Ask the artist.
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>>2058894
This made me think.
Anyone remember that Bodyworks exhibit that was making the rounds to museums a couple of years ago?
I never managed to see it, but imagine taking Twilight.
I honestly can't, I have no idea how she would react.
I'm bad at this waifuing thing.
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>>2058912
but a telescope is so much more intimate
you want to show her the stars, but you don't want to distract yourself from the stars on her flank
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>>2058913
because Bronies can't into superimposed text images
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>>2058855

>Twilight
Stargazing, or visiting a science museum
>Rarity
Fancy restaurant, or art gallery, or theatre
>Pinkie
Just grabbing our stuff and playing games in a field
>Applejack
No idea, honestly. Probably a carnival?
>Fluttershy
Zoo, no question
>Dash
Again, no idea. concert, sports game?
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>>2058903
Imagine you and Twilight, out late at night stargazing with a telescope. At the end of the night, the two of you lie down on a blanket, and she snuggles close to you because it's just the slightest bit chilly out.

I'd still rather have a romance with Pinkie
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>>2058887
Here's what you do.

>find yourself in a situation with a girl who you're interested in
>you hang out a bunch before defining the relationship (this isn't a bad thing)
>one day you sack up and are ready to tell her about taking it to the next level
>hopefully this day happens within the first three months of you being friends, because dragging it out for longer than than makes the endgame a pain in the ass

Two scenarios:

1.
>she says she wants that too
>you live happily ever after

2.
>she says she doesn't want that and just wants to be friends
>you then tell her nope, that's not what I want, and I'm not going to be in a relationship like this and pretend everything is okay when it's not
>we can still hang out and stuff but not as often
>she says, well that's disappointing but I understand
>you cut off most contact with her, maybe you see her two or three times a month now
>I shit you not, someday soon after you will get a phone call, email, or facebook message from her saying that you need to talk
>you will be officially dating her in less than a week
>this happens all the time
>ALL. THE. TIME.
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>>2058930
>4chan in charge of love advice.
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>>2058921
Probably the same way I did
With sheer fascination while we eagerly tried to explain what we knew to the other

God, this is reminding me of my old crush
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>>2058921
>Anyone remember that Bodyworks exhibit that was making the rounds to museums a couple of years ago?
Yes
I have a feeling we will be seeing the namir bossfight any second now
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>>2058921
I've been watching a lot of David Attenborough nature documentaries lately. I don't waifu Twilight, but I always imagine her enjoying them. Her, or Fluttershy, although I don't know it she'd be upset by families of chimpanzees brutally killing and cannibalizing rival groups, or if she'd accept it as a part of nature.
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>>2058906
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>>2058925
Keep in mind this is just the first date.

Stargazing together on a laid-out blanket on a grassy hill under a starlit sky? That will come in good time.
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>>2058450
Pocket Monsters
>>
3.3.0 is out already
I think they are battling Moot
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>>2058942
shit, replied to the wrong post >>2058408
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READY FLIN
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>>2058947
3.3.0 of what
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>>2058957
4chanx
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>>2058947
Okay then
_testing_
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>>2058960
Ah it's gone now.
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>>2058938
Twilight would accept it, Fluttershy would be scared shitless.
>>2058930
For scenario 2, just ignore everything past the "I shot you not". There's absolutely nothing wrong with a crush just turning into a normal friend.
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>>2058930
Well, whatever happens happens. I'm not necessarily in a position to be dating anyone at the moment, but thanks for the help.
I was a teenager at the time, and we'd known each other forever. It was a fucked-up situation overall, in many ways. It's pretty much behind me now.
Posting pone in pone thread.
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>>2058928
That's because you're wrong.

There's nothing better than lying under the stars side by side with another. Every breath each of you took would crystallise in front of your face, mixing and combining and eventually dissipating into the night. Every moment she had her head pressed to the eyepiece you'd be admiring the way her mane fell over her next and enjoying the way her mouth twisted into a smile or a grin as she saw star after star, such endless beauty that she just wanted to share. So she'd pull back and ease you onto the eyepiece, and ask you what you thought. You'd say it was beautiful, of course. She'd grin--not that you could see it--and shuffle a little closer to you, whispering that she wants to show you some other things too. She'd press her cheek against yours and her hoof against the telescope, and slowly push it around to show you the stars. A few minutes later, your bodies would be pressed together, your arm resting on her back and her tail laid over your legs as you huddled together for warmth while exploring the endless expanse of the night sky. And eventually, it'd become morning, and you'd both be so tired you'd have no choice but to fall asleep in each other's arms.
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>>2058972
I wish we got this quality of feel for the other ponies
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>>2058972
If only anon..if only
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>>2058978
I know what you mean. I'm not a Twifag, but she's got all the best feels.
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>>2058988
aspirant seems to be well liked for his >feels, isn't he a pinkhorsefag?
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>>2058988
I don't fag a particular pony but there is a dearth of material for all others compared to her.
In fact this is probably the fourth time I've seen that scene played out in this manner in a not so long time.
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>>2058995
It's because Twaifufags are insane and they think about shit like this all day long.
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>>2058972
She could fall asleep if she wants. But I know she'd be much more comfortable sleeping in her nice, cozy bed. I'd probably let her sleep while I carry her home.
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Ddddddddddd
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>>2059000
Perhaps.
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>>2058994
Yes. I read them on their own, after the quest was finished. I'm that faggot who didn't join because it felt like we were all sharing her. I was there for the first few.
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>>2058972
And there's a ponywife bit not written by me! Thanks anon, I love it.
>>2058978
Are you shit talking me, dawg?
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>You will never fill Pinkie Pie with good cheer
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>>2058994
He said he's going to write about the rest of the cast.

I think Rarity's next.
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>>2059000
Don't start with this. I think about mai waifu all day long. There are just more Twifags than other such waifufags.
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>>2059008
I don't even know.
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>>2059008
Pf, she's not your wife there, that's just one of the first few dates. She's also a horse.

Though if you want to consider it a ponywife thing, you did request it earlier, so consider it done.
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>>2059009
I'll fill that bitch right up.
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>>2059011
>Rarity

oh yes
this will be good

are there even any Rarity >feels?
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>>2059023
It's practically all twilight.
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>>2059009
>You will never curl her hair up again with your encouragement when she's feeling depressed.
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>>2059021
Well thanks either way. I enjoy it regardless.

I just file all "romantic paragraphs" as ponywife in my head. Easier that way (and I like to think that I pioneered the genre).
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>>2059027
Saddest moment of the series: Pinkie's hair deflates.
Happiest moment: It inflates again.
Come at me.
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>>2059027
>depressed pinkie + depressed me
Well that would be a shit period.
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>>2059026
lots of pinkie pie and lyra ones too
occasional panka/rainbow dash
barely any AJ/Rarity
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>>2059023
It's really hard to make good >feels with such materialist pony.
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>>2059034
You're the most prolific named writer of them, but like, we've always done shit like that as far as I can recall.
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>>2059038
>Implying you'd be depressed in Equestria with Pinku waifu.
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>>2059039

>barely any AJ/Rarity

I wish there was.
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>>2059039
I haven't seen much lyra lately.
I'm not helping myself though.
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>>2059037
I'm coming to you to give you a high five my nigga
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>>2059027
>you will never see a bright smile come to her face once again
>she will never happily leap into your arms and wrap her forehooves around you, giving you a kiss on the cheek in her gratefulness
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What the fuck happened to Kloudmutt?
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>>2059052
He disappeared after we moved, I think it was the excuse he needed to leave us.
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>>2059041
She is not enough of a moeblob to make feels for, unfortunately.
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>>2059046
Right?! Those two have shittons of potential just waiting for people more skillful than I to come along and capitalize on them!
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>>2059041
She's an artist, and the most emotionally vulnerable of all the characters. Rarity is my favorite character to write.

Yes, even more than Pinkie.
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>>2059052
Last I checked he couldn't art.
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>>2059061
Exactly.
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>>2059051
>Never
The worst word I've ever heard.
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>>2059041
The trick is to connect with the kindness that lies behind the materialism.

If that makes any sense. It's fucking late.
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>>2059045
It's chemical, I don't think they have mood stabilizers or SSRIs over there. I'd still cheer her up but I doubt that would help me.
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>>2059064
Do you ever sleep?
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>>2059063
>most emotionally vulnerable of the characters
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>>2059023
I'm working on one. Will continue on it after friendoff.
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>>2059071
>Not getting the joke.

Hey lurk more
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>>2059063
In what ways is Rarity emotionally vulnerable?
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>>2059070
Magic.
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>>2059071
You must be new here.
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>>2059079
I spent most of my day not being here.
Then I got on at midnight and its 1pm now.
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>>2059061
she doesn't have to be a moeblob to make a good feel for her
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>>2059063
>most emotionally vulnerable
>not rainbow dash
Personally I think Pinkie is my favourite to write, and Twilight gives me the most feels, but Dash is fascinating
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>>2059075
>>2059079
I know where the fucking joke comes from, I was just commenting on the fact that someone always says Kloudmutt can't art whenever he is brought up, making me assume it's only one person.
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>tfw wake up to find you have the week off
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>>2059077
Did you just not watch Art of the Dress at all?
>>2059087
Writing Dash is maddening for me. I guess she's just too much of a tomboy. I get no >feels from her.
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>>2059088
Actually there are quite a few people who don't mindlessly praise every drawfag.
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Oh look he likes you!
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>>2059095
you lucky bastard
I've got a paper due in ten hours and I don't even have a single sentence typed
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>stay up chatting with MLPG about my waifu
>check clock
>5 in the morning

god dammit
I regret nothing
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>>2059100
That was in public.
She was still functioning at some level.
Dash and fluttershy are probably worse.
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If Rarity & her parents died, would you adopt Sweetie to take care of with your waifu?
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>>2059100
When I get around to writing waifufics for all the pones, the most difficult is probably going to be Dash and Applejack. I can't think of many feels to share.
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Pinkie would be wonderful to hug and snuggle with in bed. I think she'd be my top choice to snuggle. Imagine her squishy little body with its fully mane pressing into your face. her tail between your legs.
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>>2059110
Well of course. Assuming she doesn't have somewhere better to go anyway.
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>>2059110
Yeah, why not?
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>>2059100
That's what makes her so fascinating to me. She's a tomboy, and an egotistic one at that, but... she's still very vulnerable and she completely relies on external validation, even though she tries to give off the impression she's sure of herself. Maybe it's just because I can relate, but I find Dash very interesting both to watch and write.
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>>2059101
>few

HUEHEUHEUHE
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>>2059101
Why wouldn't you want to mindlessly praise drawfags?

I'm not making a joke here or being sarcastic, I just think that enjoying things is more fun than having some sense of "taste" or whatever it is you elitists have.
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>>2059112
God dammit, I forgot about AJ all together. She's just such a bland character.
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>>2059110
do you even have to ask

they're not even my favourite pones
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>>2059119
What the fuck.
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>>2059110

But Rarity was my waifu... I'd try my very best to care for her sister.
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>>2059100

exactly. she's rainbow dash - the most awesome pony in ponyville. the coolest of the cool. she's got an image to uphold. and all that mushy stuff is most definitely NOT cool

naturally, she secretly enjoys it. but she'd never admit it
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>>2059110
but Rarity is my waifu
I'd still adopt that little filly
I've always wanted to be a dad
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>>2059119
It's not a concious decision. If you enjoy something you're going to learn more about it, and the more you learn the better you're able to spot mistakes and issues that ruin something. On the upside, you can appreciate the things you do like more deeply, but... well, ignorance is bliss, you just can't ever get it back once it's gone.
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>>2059100
>Did you just not watch Art of the Dress at all?

I have, but I don't know in which way she was portrayed as vulnerable.
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>>2059120
>She's just such a bland character.

True and a little boring if you ask me but you must admit she's the mos mature pony.
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>>2059113
This is true. I just want to fall asleep hugging one another, with my face buried in her curly pink hair.
>You will never have a human girlfriend with crazy, curly, pink hair.
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>>2059120
All my friends are here...and Applejack too.
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>>2059120
>>2059134
Well I think she's very pretty
She's my third favorite pony
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>>2059132
Oh, well it's a good thing i'm not an artist then.
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>>2059119
It's not about taste or being elitist.

If they make mistakes and you don't point them out, all that'll happen is they won't try to improve themselves anymore.
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>>2059113
I dunno, wouldn't she move around a lot?

I'd rather snuggle a twilight
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>>2059133
No validation in her industry sent her ego collapsing. Does this really need to be explained to you?
>>2059134
I agree that she's the most mature, but you can still have a mature character be dynamic. The episode where she disappears did the best job of demonstrating this, but I imagine the message flew over the head of most fans.
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>>2059148
Would you really feel safe with Twilight's horn pressing against your neck? What if she wore a horn-cozy?
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>>2059153
>horn-cozy

Oh
oh
oh fuck

Someone needs to draw this right now
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>>2059158
second
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>>2059148
I have this fantasy of partying for 72 hours straight with Pinkie. By the end, she's still weakly trying to bounce and mumbling a half-assed song. She's smiling, but her eyes are barely open. She's crashing hard from all the refined sugar, as well. Then we get straight to bed together and fall asleep holding one another almost immediately. She falls asleep still trying to quietly mumble a song.
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>>2059146
Not any of those anons, but to be clear there's a difference between pointing out mistakes and badgering an artist. It sounds simple but I've seen it get out of hand quickly here.i always try and encourage new artists since the art is mostly why I come here.
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>>2059119
Some people just want to help drawfags improve (which generally the drawfags want too).

The only problem is when, instead of improving, they just keep drawing the same way.

Then people give up and skip the providing useful feedback part, and 'X can't art' simply becomes another meme.
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>>2059148
>wouldn't she move around a lot?

I wouldn't mind really, she's like too marshmallowy, it should feel nice.

>>2059149
>No validation in her industry sent her ego collapsing.

That's true, but after S2 I think Twilight is most emotionally vulnerabl pony.
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>>2059165
>>2059166
They mostly just attack me so...
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>>2059165
Is that really a vector or just a background less drawing?
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>>2059164
>snuggling up with a tuckered-out pinkie pie

now that, I can appreciate
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>>2059158
>Horn cozy
>Not cock sock
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>>2059164
It would be a Ke$ha song. Just saying, bro.
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>>2059179
Technically it's not, It just helps me organize them.
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this has been a fun thread
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>>2059173
Then you've probably been doing something wrong for a while now to acquire such a reputation. And instead of working at the cause, you complain about the effects.

If your art is bad, go away and fix it, don't come to MLPG and complain that you can't draw and everyone hates you.
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>>2059184
>>2059164
>Pinkie will never sing you a lullaby as you go to bed together, wrapping her in your arms
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>>2059187
give me a happy ending
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>>2059181
>I found this! It's bit rough, but I think it's a horn cozy! Were you going to surprise me with it?

>Twilight finds your masturbation sock
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Actually it's really hard to criticize art on MLPG since newcomers like to think everything that's wrong on MLPG is Ross' fault.

>I don't like the anatom- HERRR SHUT UP ROSSS XDD
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>>2059184
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>>2059184
Pinkie sounds more like the type of person to shun that sort of music KE$HA IS A SLUT and go for more innocent high-energy happy music, like maybe Matt & Kim or Tally Hall.
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>>2059184
>Implying Pinkie listens to that shit
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>>2059148
I think she'd be too tired, she'd flop like a bag of sand.
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>>2059202
>Tally Hall
holy shit massive brofist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGQZItOMz6k
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>>2059184
No! It would be one of those fun little songs she likes to make up. Except she'd be too tired to even try and mumble half of it, periodically breaking it to yawn.
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>>2059205
In my headcanon Pinkie loves ska and east europe music.

Perhaps because ska is my favorite genre but I think it really suits her
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>>2059201
what is that pony doing
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>>2059191
Yes sir! Get those pants off right now~
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>>2059220
Fuck off
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Music Pinkie would listen to.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgZIATty4WA
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>>2059202
I can't imagine pinkie thinking of anyone as a slut, not in a negative context anyway.
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>Pinkie Pie listening to music

I think she might enjoy listening to Spike Jones.
It fits her perfectly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZlFBSRrSR0
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>>2059196
Twilight would get awkwardly turned on when she finds her boyfriend's cum sock.
>>2059202
Ke$ha being a slut is the draw of her appeal. I stand by my point that Pinkie would love her.
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Can anyone link me to those addons that enable links and youtube embeds?
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>>2059197
Yeah, but who cares what the newcomers think?

I try to help where I can, but it's clear there are certain drawfags who aren't really interested in it.
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>>2059225
Look at this
there is no possible reaction to this besides "slut"
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>>2059230
my thing has been borken since 4chan changed
i asked /g/ for help but they laughed at me and i cried
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Music Pinkie would listen to? This is a decent happy ending.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0RvPYRRRbE&ob=av3e
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I think Pinkie would really like LMFAO.
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>>2059240
>asking /g/ for help

What the fuck is wrong with you?
Don't you know they are superior and would sooner die than to help anyone?
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MY GOD I CAN POST AGAIN

MY PERSONAL HELL IS OVER
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>>2059230
I use this for youtube

it's in my email field 4chan thinks its spam
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>>2059191
just think about laying down with your waifu after a long, tiring day. feeling her back pressed up against your chest, your arms curled around her in a loving embrace. catching a faint hint of her pleasantly-scented mane with every inhale as you nuzzle your cheek against her neck. slowly drifting off to sleep together, and just before she fades into the realm of dreams, murmuring a soft, "I love you"
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>>2059229
But Pinkie is so innocent. I can't see her liking an artist that mainly puts out music about being hungover and being a cocktease
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>>2059238
Yeah, and I'd hit it with the fist of an angry god.

I like girls who give no fucks.

Oh god, please don't ask me about how she didn't give any fucks.
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>>2059233
>Yeah, but who cares what the newcomers think?

It's not what they think, it's just really annoying being called Ross every time you want to criticize or dislike something. It's a dead joke.

>>2059233
>but it's clear there are certain drawfags who aren't really interested in it.

I don't think they are not interested on it, they read every reply somone make to one of their drawings, but yeah, most of them do not bother to fix mistakes.
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>>2059251
Thanks!
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>>2059255
Why was I even born?
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>>2059255
Yeah, just what I needed to start my day ;_;
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>>2059255
My nose actually wrinkled slightly at the thought of being tickled as I dive into Twilight's mane
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>>2059259
>Dead Joke
But that's what we do here
Just don' take the insults to heart and look for the encouraging or legit critical replies.
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>>2059264
To >feel this horrible feeling.

Our universe is a cruel mistress.
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>>2059271
>reddit.gif
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>>2059258
STOP TALKING ABOUT FUCKING HUMANS
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>>2056910
Welp... good luck with your project. Let it serve you well and help you develop. I still have small favor to ask for. Could you spoiler your pictures? Humanizations are rather less related to mlp theme than actual pones and with fetish included it makes me feel a little bit uncomfortable.
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>>2059258
Ok Ok I understand you needed to vent but that's enough of that. You understand.
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>>2059238
Disgusting human female

Superior pony female.
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Does anyone else imagine themselves as a pony when you fap to the thought of fucking humanized ponies?

I know I do
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I ship Spiderman with Sweetie Belle
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>>2059292
No. No, no no.
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>>2059259
>I don't think they are not interested on it, they read every reply somone make to one of their drawings, but yeah, most of them do not bother to fix mistakes.

It's fairly obvious when they go ask "what do you guys think" then shrug off any response you give and continue doing things in exactly the same way.

It's the difference between asking for feedback so that they can work it into their art, and asking for feedback in order to get attention.

It's no surprise people eventually give up being helpful and just start being mean to the latter.
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>>2059292
No, but I have to the thought of being fucked as a pony by humans
there are nowhere near enough fics about that
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>>2059273
Very true.
One night, in thirty years, you'll have a dream. You'll be young again, and you'll be with your waifu in Ponyville. She'll be so happy to see you again after all this time. You'll spend the day having fun with her and meeting all your old pony friends again. Then, you'll head back to her house, and make sweet, passionate love. Just before you wake up she'll say, "I love you so much, anon. We'll be together forever very soon."
Then you'll wake up, you'll look over at your fat human wife who never sings, and you'll cry.
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>>2059292
OC Pony fucking a humanized pony is a new take that I haven't seen before, I'll admit.
>>2059290
yeah, I need to shut the fuck up, but there's nowhere else for me to talk about this. You understand.
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You are now Rarity.
You need to make a special dress for a special customer all the way from Canterlot!
Isn't it exciting?
But the problem is, the book that contains the special stitching technique is at Twilight, since she borrowed it the last time she was here.
A bolt of cloth that you want to use is also taken by Sweetie Belle, who is probably at the clubhouse of their little group.

What do you do?
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>>2059302
>>2059292

Not usually, but a couple times as me as fluttershy with Big mac
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oh... and I made this yesterday.
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>>2059302
TAW has one with Lyra
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>>2059314
That yellow thing is ruining the drawing

But looks good
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>>2059316
but I'm not Lyra
I mean like, an audience-insert pony getting fucked by humans.
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>>2059310
Find Twilight, and furiously sniff her butt.
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>>2059310
Fuck Fancy Pants
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>>2059292
Accidentally once, but I always feel retarded fantasizing about ponies.
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Kind of

Now, how many of you like the idea of imagining yourself as a girl fucking a Rule 63'd version of your waifu?

Imagine sucking male Twilight's pony cock as he did he best to eat you out
Or Pinkie happily playing with your chest and begging you to let him try his toys
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>>2059314
Cute
Is there something off about Pinkie's head or is just a funny angle?
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>>2059292
By the way, has anyone else considered pony stallion x human female?
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>>2059329
Too hetero to feel like that.
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>>2059329
I never think of that. I sometimes think of being a woman and having lesbians with her, but I'm really just not attracted to men at all.
Sorry, general.
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>>2059329
I do like that idea, but generally I prefer it to just be a futa version
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>>2059331
I'd like to. All the cute boy ponies are only colts, though.
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>>2059331
I'm really tempted to write female anon x male Twilight or other pone one day

One day
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>>2059325
>>2059322
After some lustful and strange thoughts, you try to find Twilight.
You search every nook and cranny, but she's nowhere to be found.
Then you realize that maybe you should leave the boutique first.
What do you do?
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>>2059343
Why not female anon with one of the male characters?
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>>2059339
I feel the same but some of the art on some of the male ponies from the show has given me mixed feelings. I think it's just cause they're cartoons though and no genitalia breeds ambiguity.
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>>2059343
> female anon
We need more of this. I want to be the average sized girl.
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>>2059330
Her head is pointed a little bit up but looking at it now I wanted to make her look surprised so eye is big but I guess I made it too big.

...yeah her head is basically a square.
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>>2059343
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>>2059343
Why not female anon x female pony?
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>>2059349
Fuck, you're a stickler for semantics.
Leave RARITY'S BOUTIQUE
Head directly to TWILIGHT'S LIBRARY
SNIFF the ASSHOLE of every PRETTY MARE we pass
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>>2059362
I don't think that's a very good reaction image.
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>>2059364
I would watch that episode
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>>2059364
BUT WHEN DO WE FUCK FANCY PANTS?
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>>2059363
Because I want her to be plowed by enormous, I mean bigger than average human one, stallion cocks.
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>>2059373
How about toys?
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>>2059363
Not enough dick.
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>>2059371
He lives in Canterlot.
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>>2059373
>>2059363
>>2059376
Or futa
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>>2059376
There's enough about toys, I'd like something about a live subject.
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>>2059382
NO! JUST VAGXVAG INTERACTION, OR HORNXVAG OR TOYXVAG, OR HAND/HOOFXVAG
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>>2059376
it's not really the same
I want to brace myself against the floor and feel his powerful throbbing cock slam against me time and time again, as easy thrust drives a spike of pure lust through my mind and makes it harder and harder to think
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>>2059380
Let's do some magic trick shit and let's appear in his balls
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>>2059373
>>2059363
Yeah, that.
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>>2059389
But where are the penises?
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>>2059389
Why do you hate cocks?
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>>2059352

I don't like any of the male characters all that much enough to fuck them

Except for the colts
If I really feel like doing something depraved beyond anything, I'll reenact Boku no Pico with Featherweight, Rumble and Pipsqueak
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>>2059390
>No homo, though.
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>>2059393
>it turns out rarity became a sperm cell
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twenty images
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>>2059401
Seriously
Though I'm cracking up at this thread
good show
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>>2059401
it's not gay for a girl to get fucked by a guy, anon
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>>2059399
Not even Thunderlane?
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>>2059407
It's not about the situation, anon.
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>>2059403
>Fancy Pants fucks Fleur.
>Impregnates her with Rarity.
>Rarity grows and develops and is born.
>Infantillism.
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>>2059364
You leave the boutique.
You start to walk toward Twilight's Library, when you come across Fluttershy.
She squeeks and tries to shrunk as small as can be as you smell her rear. It smells like that strange animal food that you can buy in zoos.
She ask with a trembling voice if the meeting at the spa tomorrow still stands, and promises not to be late.
What do you do?
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>>2059403
>testicle Matryoshka screencap.png
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>>2059407
I've actually contemplated this fact:

It isn't gay for a girl to like cocks. It isn't gay for a guy to give cocks.
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>>2059414
lick her asshole
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>>2059414
Ask her if you can touch her cutie mark with your cutie mark
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>>2059403
Where are my drawfags? Someone draw Rarity as a sperm cell!
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>>2059417
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>>2059408
Nope

Really, the appeal here is imagining what if the main 6 were male and had a relationship with you as female anon
How would they be as husbandos rather than waifus
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>>2059414
LIFT her TAIL.
SNIFF her ASSHOLE.
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>>2059408
Fuck him and his OCish design. His brother, on the other hand...
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>>2059409
who said it was just a situation?
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New horse episode september fellow horsefuckers
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>>2059413
>Rarity? What are you doing there and where is my child?
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>>2059429
I'd let Dash assert his dominance over me any day
and the things I'd do to him to give him a good morning wakeup call...
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>>2059414
She took that surprisingly well.
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>>2059434
Sauce?
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>>2059414
TELL HER TO FLY US TO CANTERLOT TO FUCK FANCY PANTS
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I am unsure of what is happening at this momnt in time
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>>2059441
DASH IS A GIRL AND MUST REMAIN ONE
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>>2059447
>is that a penis.jpg
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>>2059431
...is underaged.
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>>2059453
said fancypants
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>>2059441
Speaking of dominance
I remember this one guy saying that he liked imagining Dash peeing on him as a sign of dominance, marking him as hers

It seems to fit best with Dash, I can;t get off to it nearly as well with other ponies
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>>2059436
>HEWWO, DAWWING! *burble*
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>>2059457
HAHAHHAHAHAH
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>>2059459
AHHAHAHHAHA GODDOMMOT ONON!
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>>2059461
>>2059457
I didn't realize you could think i wanted Twilight to say that.
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>>2059458
I'm not into watersports, but if Dash wanted to mark her territory I wouldn't fight it. Of course I wouldn't, a good pet doesn't go against their master
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>>2056628
I mean like, what the fuck is the difference between pansexual and bisexual?
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>>2059472
Pans like trans.
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>>2059472
the third gender
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>>2059458
And you'd always smell like piss. No else one wants to be around you, which is why Dash marked you like this. You are only hers to enjoy. You belong to her and no one else would want you.
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>>2059472
Pansexual = wants to fuck everything.

I think.
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>>2059472
Pans want to fuck everything that moves.
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>>2059475
"Third gender"? What the fuck is that?
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>>2059422
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>>2059444
After some unexplainable impulses to smell her or lick her asshole, your ladylike grace comes out stronger than some basic pony instincts, and you just hold her down and command her rather than ask if you can touch cutie marks with her.
She just lies on the ground trembling with sobs as you gleefully touch your ass to hers, but sadly and not suprisingly your cutie marks don't match.
As you let her go and she starts to gallop towards her home with tears in her eyes you shout after her if she could hitch a ride for you to Canterlot. She doesn't answer.

Continue towards the library?
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>>2059483
SNIFF LIBRARY'S ASSHOLE
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>>2059483
Yes, do continue. Walk backwards.
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>>2059483
>She doesn't answer.

AWW COME ON FLUTTERSHY!

OH WELL, LET'S FUCK SOME TWIG IN THE LIBRARY
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>>2059483
I wonder what Applejack is up to
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>>2059483
CONTINUE towards LIBRARY.
SNIFF every PRETTY MARE'S ASSHOLE that we encounter along the way.
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>>2059483
Before we go, mention that we're looking forward to our spa date.
We might have to yell
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>>2059483
Go to library.
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>>2059497
Do you think we can ram her?
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>>2059477
If I am really going to be marked like this I'd rather Twilight do it

Also
>tfw you read that horses piss to signify arousal and willingness to mate
>and that they squeeze out excess semen once they're done
>horses cater to your biggest fetishes oh god why
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we ded
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>>2059505
>and that they squeeze out excess semen once they're done
They force the maximum possible amount that left lying inside the vagina into the womb. Some of it comes out because it wouldn't have a chance anyway.
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>>2059515
Perhaps this'll.... revive something.
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image limit soon
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You post an image, the thread dies.
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>>2059516
I know
I read that horse sex guide apparently made by a MLPGer and actually got a boner from it
why
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horse should die
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>>2059488
>>2059491
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>>2059497
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>>2059500
>>2059501
You can barely see her in the distance as you yell that you are looking forward for another splendid time with her in the spa.
You once again start your journey towards the library, but not like some common pony, oh no. You are making the newest fashion trends, even in means of transportation, as you walk backwards. Since you can't see this way, you bump into one or two ponies who are walking like a normal pony would, but after smelling their rear and assuring them that everything is okay, you carry on.
You arrive at the Library, and spend at least ten minutes to try to find it's butthole, but then you remember that trees and buildings don't have any.
You are now outside.
Go inside?
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This one?
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>>2059533
Yes, ask for Spike.
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>>2059538
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>>2059538
>>2059538
New horse.
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>>2059533
Repost it in the new thread
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I liked this thread. It was nice.
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>>2059543
Yeah, that one
now I want to have pone waifu just offer her vagina to me because she's too busy to sex but since I want it she just lets me fuck her while she works
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>>2059541
>tfw when you know exactly where that came from

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