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New equine.

Old equine: >>2044645

The mane 6 find themselves permantently on Earth, as humans. What would they do?
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>>2047422
sex
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IN THE NAME OF LYRA
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>puffy distended horse anus
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Delete this you fuck, we've got like 12 images left
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happy hooves!
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>>2047422
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>>2047475
Thats a silly pony.
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>>2047475

Gross
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>>2047481
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>>2047481
>That Rarity

All my unf
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>>2047470
Why is humanized Sweetie Bell getting >raped
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>>2047493
>>2047481
>That Pinkie Pie

God damn it boner stop that...also, is there a higher resolution version??
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>>2047458
INDEED
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>>2047493
Dayum nigga that frilly Applejack.
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>new guy at work is a bit shy
>not making many friends
>i try to talk to him about stuff
>hunting comes up
>he says he doesn't like guns
>i say that's cool
>a few days later
>invite new guy over
>he shows up around 9
>we were gunna grill some steaks and watch some stuff on discovery channel
>he knocks on the door
>i open it
>he walks in a notices my guns on the wall
>he is visibly shaken
>"bro it's cool, they're safe"
>he walks inside
>i loudly lock the door from the inside
>he watches as i pt the key into my pants
>"can't be too careful" i tell him
>I tell him I just put the steaks on the grill
>we sit on my couch and open some beers
>i turn on the TV
>"oh dang, my hunting tape!" I say
>"i think the game is on channel 50" he says
>"naw it doesn't start for another 15 minutes, we have some time..." I say
>"i don't really want to watch this." he says
>A gunshot breaks the silence
>"oh man look at that buck i just bagged!" i say
>the screen shows me jogging up the a deer on the ground
>blood pours from a bullet hole in it's neck
>a few metalic sounds are heard
>my penis appears on screen
>in the video, the new guy from work watches me in horror as i insert my penis into the deer's neck
>blood spurts everywhere as i pump
>i pan to the deer's eyes, they are moving frantically
>i shot it right in the spine, paralyzing it but leaving it alive to feel my girth
>the new guy vomits on the couch
>i am aroused
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Gala dress rankings: Twilight > Dash > Pinkie > Rarity > Fluttershy > Applepffffffffhahahaha
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>>2047511
>that feel when Pinkie Pie will never promise to bake you Auntie Pinkie's Special Cookies (even though you're older than her)
>that feel when she'll never bounce around the kitchen gathering ingredients
>that feel when she'll never sit on your lap wiggling while she mixes the bowl
>that feel when she'll never lean down to watch the cookies bake, shaking her ass in the air to keep your attention
>that feel when she'll never sit on your knees and face you while feeding you a cookie and taking a few bites herself
>bites which she shares with you
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>I know, I put a film on while I draw
>2 hours later
>all I have is a circle

Ffffffffff
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>>2047553

>"DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?" He screams
>"calm down brian" i tell him
>"MY NAMES NOT BRIAN I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!" He screams again.
>he runs to the door
>it's locked
>he pulls out his cell
>"i'm calling the cops you sick fuck!" he tells me
>"i don't think I can let you do that" i tell him, advancing towards the door
>"stay away from me freak!" he yells as he dashes to the home phone, after seeing his cellphone has no reception
>he grabs the home phone
>no dial tone, i made sure of that
>"what the fuck you freak!!" he shouts again
>from the tv you hear me shouting in pleasure as a massive orgasm rocks my body, followed by another gunshot as i finish off the poor beast.
>the new guy runs to the back door, opens in and heads outside
>he stands by the grill and grabs a log
>"i'm not afraid to use this" he says
>"don't you want your steak?" i ask
>he opens the grill
>on the grill is a 14'' long severed horse cock, still steaming in the cold night
>there is a small patch of white goo on the head
>"WHAT THE FUCK" he shouts
>finally the sedative i put in his beer kicks in
>he falls to the ground
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>>2047555
0/10
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>>2047555
Fluttershy is the worst one but AJ is right there too...

Though, I think Dash has the prettiest dress.
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guys help
how does pone hold umbrella
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>>2047551
ANON MARKER WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!
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>>2047581
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>>2047581
they attach it to their saddle
do you even watch the show
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>>2047563
You can have a younger aunt/uncle/
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post some good ocs
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>>2047581
its on their saddle.
DYEWTS?
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>>2047481
>>2047493
there is not a single one of these that I would not
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>>2047589
True that
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>>2047581
very sweetly
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>>2047493
>>2047481
http://karzahnii.deviantart.com/art/Hu-Mane-Six-303118268
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>>2047592

There is no such thing as a good OC
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>>2047581
>>2047581
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>>2047592
You first
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>>2047520

Well fuck you buddy!

If I get into bed with a pony and all we do is cuddle non sexually, thats our business. Go fall down a tower of dicks, sexfag!
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AB how big is your penis
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>>2047567
>>2047553
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>>2047592
You should've posted one first.
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>>2047610
i dissagree. pear oc is really great.
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>>2047617
Oh god I can't help but smile.
I, is that cuter than a pony?
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>>2047610
I kinda like the cute ones, like TAWs
Somebody should draw cute pictures of her with Dash just to see how TAW reacts
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>>2047585
That we have anon markers in the crew.

And that I forgot to put my trip on.
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>>2047592
i was going to until you scared the pic off with your blatant bullshit
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>>2047616
I'm not going to tell you something like that.

>>2047626
Definitely cuter.

I'll draw some more humanizations later, any requests?
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>>2047616

You never ask about MY penis size, anon
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>>2047638
AB PLS GO
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>>2047610
Of course there are good OCs.

It's just more fun to laugh at bad ones.
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>>2047638
I hope you die soon faggot
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>>2047643

What's your bra size, anon?
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>>2047638
Hmm, this is sexual yes?
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Oh man, finally done with all that Fallout talk. Though it sounded amusing. I wonder how many times in the next THREE MONTHS it'll come back up.
THREE MONTHS.
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>>2047592
I can deal with the autism. I can deal with the manchildness. I can deal with most of the faggotry that comes through here.

But I can't deal with this. I don't know why, but this is just too much. These people really are the worst collection of individuals on the internet.
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>>2047638
Why can't you just die?
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>>2047638
>I'll draw some more humanizations later, any requests?
I request that you don't draw any humanizations later.
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>that feel when one of your gifs are fucked beyond repair

I only wanted to make a joke, and now i have one less image in my reaction folder simply because the sauce of the gif is corrupt as fuck
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how big is your pony?
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>>2047555
Pinkie needs to go way down, rarity to the top.
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>>2047648
>>2047656
I love you guys too.

>>2047653
Can be, as long as it isn't really complicated.
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>>2047621
Do surprisefags even exist?
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>>2047663
>rarity to the top.

Dude, are you blind or something?
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>>2047662
Big enough that I can kiss her while we make love
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>>2047665
ross, plz go
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>>2047654
Only 3 months? That sounds pretty short. Are you suuuure it's only going to be 3 months?
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>>2047668
Yes, because I am one.
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>>2047654
good job bringing it right back up faggot
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>>2047621
this is seriously my favourite OC

>>2047668
That's not Surprise
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>>2047678
hopefully we'll get some fuzzy soft donkey butt in that time
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>>2047627
>TAW's was made as a joke/satire or at least that's what he claimed
>you still like it
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>>2047675
Ross vs. AB, who wins?

Nobody.
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>tfw no cadence art at all
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>>2047668
That's not surprise.

And there's that faggot, WillDrawForFood, that runs that Surprise Tumblr it's good.
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>>2047668
Yes, that's not surprise though.
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>>2047660
>Smile is here

Oh wait i can still be salvaged!

Smile, do you happen to have the scene in Its About Time where spike tickles twilight?

there's a part of it where spike looks like he was humping her, and the gif had it looped. I'd kinda be gratefull if you posted yours, if it isn't in use somewhere, because at least I know if you can post the gif, I can save it and use it later.
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>>2047672
I think I'm becoming a rarifag slowly
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>>2047617
What's the deal with this cat
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>>2047692
It is still quite cute, even if he seems to hate it. I'd take her off his hands.
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>>2047592
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>>2047711

http://www.prequeladventure.com/
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>>2047686
>>2047705
>>2047706
Hmm, it's comforting that I get fanon shit wrong.
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>>2047700
there are a few ok ones
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>>2047680
Please not again.
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>>2047710
Rarity dress is pretty good tbh.
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>>2047700
Yeah that is disappointing. It's like we don't even care anymore.
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>>2047719
Tabasco pony is just a cheap knock-off of coke pony.
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>>2047700
Who even is that, I always assumed it was rarity
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>>2047740
it is rarity
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>>2047733
Well we can either talk about AB or Fallout again. Take your pick.
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>>2047736
I don't.
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>>2047744
>wings
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QUICK, FIRST PONY THAT COMES TO MIND, GO.

She's standing over your shoulder.

She can see your tabs.
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>>2047700
Has anybody got the cap of turning that into hardcore BDSM rather than weird subjugation?
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>>2047720
So it's just some quest thing? Like why has it been posted here relentlessly recently. Or is it just one guy.
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>>2047751
I HOPE SHE LIKES 4CHAN
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>>2047700
Hey guys... remember me? Anyone? Hellooooo
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>>2047751
>Rainbow Dash
>I'm currently reading a Rainbow Dash clopfic

shit, I hope she's into that
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>>2047751
Rainbow Dash would probably be to interested in Diablo 3 on my other monitor than my browser tabs. Besides i only have the general up.
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>>2047753
AB likes to avatar with her, which is naturally very popular with the locals.
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>>2047745
>or fallout
Right,
>favourite fallout game
>companion from any game
>NV ending
>that one thing you really like
>the other thing that you cant' stand
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>>2047751
>Pinkie
>I'm only on here

What do I do you guys? I dont want to blow this
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>>2047753
It's just Alplblewm. He decided he was done with ponies, but he doesn't want to leave, so he just avatarfags as Katia and posts porn he drew of her.
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I found something that reminded me of you guys.

>>2047745
Lets not do either and say we did?
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>>2047762
OH
MY
GOSH
WHO IS THIS PERSON AND WHERE ARE THEY?
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>>2047762
That pony is cute and she have a big head.
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>>2047753

It's been posted here recently because of one guy, but they're pretty common reaction images anyway.
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>>2047744
I know but, wings and reddish eyes.
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>If the show has taught me anything it's that being a pegasister basically means "You're going to do things you said you'd never do over and over again until you have no lines left to cross"
TAW is so fucking funny.
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>>2047751
>Youtube
>Wikipedia
>mlpg
Applejack gives no shits. Besides i'm pretty sure ponies can't read english.
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>>2047776

Give her the dick, can't go wrong with that.
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>>2047777
I tried to take a request earlier and draw humanized ponies.

Get with the times.
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>>2047762
>shit on
but it's good...
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>>2047753
Yeah. Its pretty enjoyable, but like everything people take things too far
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>>2047759
Either MLPG complains that people pay too much attention to BG ponies that aren't lyra or complain that they don't.
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what is each poni's canon sexual fetish

rarity: hoof fetish
pinkie: orgies
fluttershy: bondage
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>>2047773
>1
>Boone
>House
>Enclave
>fo3 BoS
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>>2047751
I get the feeling Pinkie loves 4Chan.
She can always have a laugh looking at the weird stuff everyone posts.
Even if it's ponyfucking.
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>>2047759
I like you. Honestly, I find it interesting to draw the pony body-shapes beyond the 'basic' one everyone sticks to.

But goddammit, why did the fandom have to give you such a shitty name.
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>>2047680
Oh do forgive me my dearest sir or madam, I had no intention of doing so. I was just weirded out you see, and had an urge to declare that there would be a long time period of waiting in which more similar posts and topics might possibly pop up here, or be discussed more often.
Also I didn't post a picture of it.
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Post the funniest images you can find in your pony folder
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You are Fluttershy.
You should be at the spa right now, meeting with Rarity.
You are already 10 minutes late.
What do.
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>>2047798
I dunno it doesn't bother me at all, don't get why people bitch so much. Scootanon 2.0 but actually cute.
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>>2047762

I don't do that kind of thing
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>>2047789
I uh...

I can go ahead and verify that statement.
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>>2047781
He is one of the d&d fags but I dont think he ahve a gallery.
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>>2047794
>humanised
>ponies

>implying that's drawing ponies

AB seriously stop being retarded
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>>2047793
But...im not sexually attracted to pony. I just want her to be my friend and...well, you know. Hug her and junk.
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>>2047807
>house ending
Damn it I didn't want to have to kill him in the end.
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>>2047794
You also said earlier that you were going to deliberately shit up threads because we don't like you.

So yeah, I can see why people don't want you around.
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>>2047818

Break out the bong and forget about the spa
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>>2047818

Kill myself
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>>2047699
>Ross vs the entire province of Alberta

I'd pay to see this.
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>>2047748
>>2047787
I always just assumed OC of some sort. There is a Rarity version of that pic though. I deleted my copy of it the other day, give me a sec I'll dig it up again.
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>>2047762

Say, are you the fella who did these before?
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>>2047817
That's not funny that's arousing
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>>2047789
More like until you're the one leaving the lines there for others to trespass.
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>>2047822
THEN YOU MAKE HIM GET ONE!
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>>2047797
So we'll shit on you instead. Prepare your anus
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Why
Aren't
You
Drawing?

Don't you want to be this good?
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>>2047818
Commit suzuki
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>>2047804
>canon
PHAHAHAHHA MY SIDES
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>>2047789
So... is TAW actually a girl?
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>>2047751
>i have two tabs
>new thread/old thread
What am I even doing?
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>>2047833
Bring the bong and smoke with Rarity
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>>2047751
"So, Rainbow Dash, you into IDM?"
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>>2047781
Isn't that Screw You? Until they pick a name or reveal their true one.
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>>2047817
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>>2047773
>3 or NV
>Fawkes
>I only got NCR
>Energy Weapons
>CAZADORES
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>>2047836
Oh fuck a twilight version?
Why is that so fucking sexy, it really shouldn't be.
She doesn't seem to be suffering too much considering.
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>>2047818
commit bugatti
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>>2047828
He is the best option.

>>2047844
But Im not a d&d fag.
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>>2047821
The statement that TAW is funny, the statement that the show teaches you that you should cross the line, or the statement that TAW is a woman?
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well that didn't go so well
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>>2047829
I was in a bad mood, I obviously haven't done it have I?

I'm trying to redeem something here.

>>2047825
But..it's related...
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>>2047752

I got this. I don't think it's everything he posted.
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>>2047851
Duh? Where the hell have you been?
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>>2047834
>>2047847
Sorta like this. If I was Fluttershy I'd probably be running as fast I could through town, tears in my eyes, expecting Rarity to hate me and never want to be my friend anymore.

but then it turns out she didnt even notice
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>>2047751
> Dash
> This thread and ./ open
> IRC on other monitor

Phew.
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>>2047851
yeah I've talked to her on Skype
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>>2047878
Oh man that was fun
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>>2047861
>ross new desing
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>>2047865
Well, she is Twilight. Element of Magic and all, she probably doesn't even take physical damage any more. You could drive a stake through her lungs and snap her neck and all it'd mean is that her moans were kinda gurgly too.
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>>2047865
Wonder what it felt like being skewered on a pole, slowly being forced down, feeling the organs squish around and get pulled out the hole, knowing that you will be permanently immobilized to death.
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>>2047873
The statement that thanks to this show I have begun crossing lines I rather wouldn't have crossed, and am currently enjoying the results of every crossed line.
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>>2047869
I didn't feel like fucking over half the wasteland for house.
If I could have I would have stolen his knowledge or at least attempted to manipulate him for it and go for an independent anti legion ending.
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>>2047851
and i bet you missed the unarchived thread where TAW posted tits
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>>2047877
>I obviously haven't done it have I?
>implying
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>>2047834
>>2047847
>>2047868
You reach for the nearest knife with trembling hooves but Angel smacks on it and then at your face.
Get a hold of yourself!

>>2047833
You spend 20 minutes to try to find your bong then you remember you don't have one.

You are still at your cottage.
You are now 30 minutes late.
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>>2047886
So she's just a raging lesbian?
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>>2047910
Hide on top of rainbow dashes house and spy on the spa.
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>>2047877
You really need to stop having childish tantrums

Honestly, that drama from a few nights ago? You posting Creepyanon's steam name implying we care here and then claiming he started it? It's like I'm really back on the playground
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>>2047910
Shove angels cock in my bum
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>>2047910
Fuck rainbow dash.
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>>2047877
>I obviously haven't done it have I?
But you're going to. You're starting it even now.

And we're all going to have to watch as you drag the whole thread down with you again.
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>>2047910

Acquire aluminum foil and a plastic bottle to make one, fucks sake
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>>2047910
Let's go get laid
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>>2047910
Rush to the spa!
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>>2047889

I wish there was a way that pic could be interpreted as hardcore BDSM. I vastly prefer Rarity over that semi-OC alicorn or whatever.
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>>2047910

Kill Angel and then kill yourself.
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Alright MLPG, here's a question.
If there's a person here or in the community that you have an inklet of respect for... who is it? Why?
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>>2047700
i just looked up that image, this is the owner of that oc:
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>>2047923
>>2047934
I'm leaving for now, you all want to tempt me into shitting up the already shitty thread apparently.
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>>2047846
I guess not.
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>>2047948

Anonymous. That guy can be really funny at times.
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>suddenly poles impaling ponies
Stuff like this skeeves me the fuck out
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>>2047899
Oh right I forgot I had an impalement fetish.
That's probably why.
>tfw entirely serious
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>suddenly DO YOUR OWN ADVENTURE in the new thrread

DAMMIT GUYS

We told you to do that in the old horses
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>>2047948
Anony-

>>2047960
See! This guy gets it!
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>>2047952
Eh, I'd fuck it.
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>>2047709
>Humping her.

Huh, this?
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>>2047910
Just go to the spa already!
I at least have my robe ready, right?
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>>2047953
I could tell you the same over Steam if you want?
Doesn't change what I said
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>>2047910
Get to rainbow dash and ask for advice
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>>2047923
>childish tantrums
I imagine AB as a kid smacking a hornet's nest with a stick, screaming "WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME".
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>>2047969
PFFFTHAHAHAHA
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I made the mistake of playing on one of the Legion of Ponies servers.

Bronies everywhere...
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>>2047751
>Lyra
My tabs aren't that bad, but I just realized that I'm going to need to stop letting NSFW blogs and shit sit up at the top of my browser now that I'm living with my mother again
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>>2047951
No no no. What I mean is TAW only talks about fucking girl ponies as far as I've noticed.
TAW openly admits to waifu-ing Twilight pretty hard, and goes on about how much she I guess wants to fuck Dash.
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>>2047969
Thanks for the assit smile

your gif is looking mighty saturated there, though.

Or is it just me?
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>>2047944
did >>2047878 not do it for you?
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>>2047889
How could I miss that?
I'm very... curious now.
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>>2047986
You take your pony love to the grave anon
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Here, let me get that for you...
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>>2047988
you could do what I do since i'm lazy and just browse nsfw stuff on firefox abut only leave chrome readily accessible.
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>>2047819
isn't aplblwn the one posting katia all the time? WHERE ARE UPDATES KAZERAD, YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE UPDATES
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>>2047969
>that feel when Twilight is with you
>Shes upset about something, so she decides she wont move. Not one inch.
>No matter how much you prod and tickle her, she wont budge
>Pick her up. Her legs stay outstretched
>Hug her and pet her
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>>2047929
>>2047931
>>2047939
>>2047942
>>2047922
>>2047977

After you hush away your naughty thoughts and conclude that you read too much romance novels, you rush out of your cottage and in the direction of the spa.
You are afraid that Rarity might be mad for you for being late, so you hide on a cloud above it and spy for any movements outside.
There is none.
The voice of Rainbow Dash sounds from behind you.
"Fluttershy? What are you doing?"

You are now 40 minutes late.
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>>2047989
oh
yeah pretty much but she only talks about girl pones, not humans
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>>2047995
It's the Color Corrected version, I can use the raw rip if you give me some time.
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>>2048009

Twilight stretching for the pony olympics.gif
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>>2047986
>Not bathing in spaghetti
>Not laughing your ass off
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>>2047997
He's saying that that pic did it, he just wishes it was Rarity instead of alicorn OC #32.
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>>2048009
It is time...
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>>2047986
It's better than the server I just played on
>literally everyone is retarded
>except one guy on the opposite team who was wrecking my teams shit as I wrecked theirs
>mfw he had a pony avatar and started telling me to love and tolerate when I asked my team to stop slapping their dicks around and build a teleporter
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>>2048019
Ask to taste the rainbow
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>>2048019
Beg for sex.
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>>2048019

Tell Rainbow Dash that Hades has broken open and that she is the only one who can stop the invasion.
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>>2048029
If it were cadence this boner would ascend to heights unheard of.
>>
SO WAIT, TAW IS REALLY A GIRL?
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>>2047997

I did get a boner from the thread but that's it. I hate Rarity's colors with wings.
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>>2048022
>that feel when you'll never do a private skype chat with TAW where she whispers all your pony fantasies in her sweet and seductive tones
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>>2047983
>oh no it's full of angry hornets
>I guess I'll try again later
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>>2048031
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>>2048027
what the fuck is that
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>>2048035
It could just be the new "trolling."
Frankly I don't know which is worse.
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>>2047978
>>2047983
No it doesn't and yes I regret it and I apologized for it but no one lets go of anything. I'm just trying to have a good time in the general, following the rules, behaving but still get shit on. I even put on a name so you can filter me but people who talk shit are just too autistic to do it.

Fucked if I do, fucked if I don't.

I'll just go draw instead. See you, bronies.
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>>2048027
Oh I bathed. It felt... comfertable.

Until someone said they were from /co/. Who was it?
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>>2048013
But what if shoulder browsing
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>>2048009
Oh dear
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>>2048022
I honestly would never have guessed. My world is upside-down. I thought people were kidding when they said TAW was a girl.
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>>2048063
If you were any more of a faggot you'd be this guy
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>>2048035
>started telling me to love and tolerate when I asked my team to stop slapping their dicks around and build a teleporter
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>>2048057
>whisper fetish
I also forgot I had that.
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>>2048054
Yes
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>>2048019
Go back in time and arrive promptly at the spa. Punctuality when meeting friends is a must.
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>>2048054
Yeah, what the fuck? When did this happen?
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>>2048054
So, hang on. We thought she was trolling fimfiction, but she was actually screwing with us?
Huh.
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>>2048063
jesus dude take the fucking name off and post normally, no one will know its you
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>>2048024
Don't use the colour corrected version of season 2. It is seriously wrong. Pone is not that saturated.
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>>2048051
>Cadence impaled and bound to a carousel
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>>2048070
>implying being that Bolin is a bad thing

What're you, gay?
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>>2048054

Apparently. I am shocked and appalled.
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>>2048070
Human Spike pls go.
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>>2048064
There's thousands of fans who found out about MLP through /co/, there's a ton of people who avoid /mlp/ and MLPG.
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>>2048009
Twilight, stop. You're scattering my papers everywhere and getting pony drool on my books. Please, just....just go. ITs fine, I got it.

>>2048031
Easy Applejack, you've out in the hot sun for a long time. Just lay down and rest in the shade here. You'll be ok. Have some water.

>>2048059
Dash, that was my fucking sandwich! I'm going to kick your ass!
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>>2048088
What a twist I am really excited.
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>>2048070
But that guy's cool.
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>>2048086
Actually if I may be so evil as to resurrect the previous thread?
How grimdark and torturous a fate did the couple meet in Fo:E, assuming the spinoff guy managed to
Yes I intend to fap to this
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>>2048077
You mean like nobody knows it's Ross when he posts as anon?
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>>2048070
>Bolin
>Faggot

That man has more balls than you do.
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>>2048069
Nope. It's only to screw with people because >no girls on the internet and whatnot. Surprisingly easy.
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>>2048086
>that feel when you will never grasp her flank
>you will never give her side a heavy slap
>you will never tell her she's a good little pony
>you will never leave her there to die slowly of infection and malnutrition
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>>2048070
But Bawlin's a bro.
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Help
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>>2048072
I bet that's fun when you realize people use spoiler text as whisper standins.
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>>2048113
>not liking impaling pone
ScrewYou
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>>2048091
That's true.
For a sec I thought I had a friend...
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>>2048086
>capture the mane 6, chain them up and put them on a demented carousel to watch and sometimes ride

Not impales, but damn this.....this is making me feel something weird
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>>2048111
>leave her there to die slowly of infection and malnutrition
Can't I let her bleed out slowly into her husbands open mouth no he can't move.?
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>>2048113
It's kinda like that image with the "put a tooth pick in your toe and kick the wall". It's really fucked up... but a part of you wants to do it. Same thing with the carousel
>>
If you were a pony do you think you would be attracted to humans sexually?
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>>2048126
Wanna touch my penor?
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>>2048070
>Hating Bolin

AW SHIT NIGGA YOU WANNA FIGHT
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>>2048113
Why can't ponies dance around poles in ways that everyone can like
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>>2048041
>>2048043
>>2048048
In your first confusion, you don't even know what to say.
"I--um.. Can I lic-- uhm, I mean, can we have se-umm, HADES IS FREE AND ONLY YOU CAN STOP HIM!"

"WHAT? WE MUST WARN EVERYPONY!"
With that, she zooms off in the direction of Twilight's Library.

>>2048074
After this run-in with Rainbow Dash, you are even more embarassed, and you are afraid of what Rarity might think of you. You fly down, and take hesitant steps toward the spa when you hear someone bouncing around calling your name loudly.
"Heya Fluttershy! Watcha' doing?"
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>>2048126
I always do.
Probably why I post in spoilers all the time.
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>>2048133
What, like keeping them hooked up to some kind of IV to keep them continually drugged and docile as your personal playthings?

Unf.
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>>2048127
No, fuck you
Take your faggot fetish with you to gurochan queermo
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>>2048101
FO:E
machine induced coma
the other didn't die

FO:PH
kinky cyberpony lesbian sex

Now let's not talk about this again, we're less than 100 posts in
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Hm, much more sexual stuff on DA recently. I guess the hiatus is getting to bronies.
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>>2048139
> It's really fucked up... but a part of you wants to do it
Not really.
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>>2048139
> but a part of you wants to do it.
WHO THE FUCK THINKS THAT

NO
NO
FUCK YOU
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>>2048109
But... Reu said....
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>>2048077
If she posts her art even if related, then out come the hate anons.

It's like MLPG want to chase off contributors. don't personally care, annoying attention whore artists contribute way more than bitchy little anons and big surprise that artists are this way! Gosh golly!
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>>2048154
>ScrewYou
I think it was a joke anon
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>>2048113
Come on Dash. You want to join the Wonderbolts, right?

Then get dancing. And make it extra cute.
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>>2048154

But it's not guro, the pole doesn't penetrate deep and the wound will easily heal.
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>>2048164
0/10
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>>2048139
Man I actually know what you mean.
>>2048160
>>2048162
Oh wait no I don't.
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>>2048149
Ask for the dick.
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>>2048162
>the thought is now planted in your head
>one day...
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>>2048163
Who gives a fuck what Reu thinks, honestly?
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>>2048127

For old time's sake
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>>2048149
Don't say a word. Get behind her and sniff her asshole. Hard.
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>>2048146
Dash really wants that towel.
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>>2048154
It was indeed a joke
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>>2048151
No no.

They''re still aware, but arent strong enough to break out. I'd feed them and pet them and be nice to them, but would never let them go.
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>>2048158
I mean the fuckers from the wedding.
Did they suffer a similarly horrible fate that I can fap to?
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>>2048188

Fucked up story bro.
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>>2048176
She thinks ants.
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>>2048175
Again, not really.
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Can we talk about something related...like not gurofag bullshit? You guys are the worst.
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>>2048119
WHAT'S WRONG APPLEJACK
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>>2048175
The whole idea makes me actually squirm

It's like that fucking Squidward gif with the table on his big toe, or whatever
>inb4 it's posted
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>>2048188
So this is our human centipede?
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>>2048109
She actually might be, you know? One of those girls that doesn't flaunt it for attention, so usually just doesn't mention it, except for using it to screw with people on fimfiction. It'd explain why her writing tends to focus on the emotions moreso than say RagingSemi, too
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>>2048164
When was the last time AB posted anything related?

It's hard to have sympathy for someone when all they do is moan about how nobody likes them; which in turns make nobody like them.
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>>2048127
I would impale some things, but I wouldn't impale dash.
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>>2048197
Exactly.
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>>2048199
Just go do something else. Why are you so entitled?
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>>2048166
>>2048185
Fuck your gay jokes that aren't funny

>>2048169
>pole goes through pony and out the other side
How about you just take a shit
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>>2048140
Given a parallel universe? Probably.
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>>2048149

Tell her that celestia ordered her to bake a million cakes.

We are going to get into that spa.
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>>2048199

>wasn't even here for the thread so doesn't know what it's about
>complaining about the threads instead of proposing a new topic

Can you just piss the fuck off?
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>>2048149
sniff butt
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>>2048149
tell pinkie your problem
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>>2048203
>mlpg makes you squirm
Can you even touch the surface of your eye?
>>
Why exactly did this turn into an RP thread?
Also, if one were to leave for 2 days, how many MLPG threads would they miss by Wednesday?
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>>2048164
1/10 made me reply
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Would you dance with her?
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>>2048211
AB drew Twilight Sparkle earlier. She/he was ignored, told the usual.

You were saying?
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>>2048205
They're not attached to each other. They're just stuck on my pretty pony carousel .
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>>2048192
original story finished before new epsiodes
writer of PH said that he doesn't have room in his story to add in changelings or the events of the wedding or anything
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>>2048188
but it wouldn't be fun unless they were happy, and you could keep them happy by keeping the dazed and hazy so that they barely even realised they were owned by somebody else. Who knows, eventually they may even come to accept it and not even require the drugs any more, content to just be obedient pets
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>>2048231
Yes.
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>>2048188
>not using the pole as an IV
You could do a few things with a huge pole stuffed into the abdomen.
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>>2048200
Nothing
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>>2048219

Could you atleast read what we're talking about before commecting? It's this: >>2047878
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>>2048239
This is probably full sadism for a change.
Their unhappiness is your pleasure, maybe.
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>>2048219
that isn't how it works at all
there are two poles
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>>2048232
It's he, anon.
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>>2048231
I...I cant!

I cant dance! All the ponies will just laugh at me! Applejack deserves better.
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>>2048227
Easily. But the whole idea of a toothpick under your toe is almost as squirm-inducing as bamboo under the fingernails, or having them removed entirely

Don't even get me started on flaying
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>>2048237
I mean how you're physically deforming them for your own pleasure, with them unable to do anything about their situation.
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>>2048238
Shame.
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>>2048219
They're talking about the scenario in this pic
>>2047878
>>
You will never be a mare in a pretty dress ;_;
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>>2048245
HOW DO YOU EVEN SWEAT WHEN YOU ARE MADE OF ORANGE?
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>>2048253
Are you sure?

I mean...

It's not like I've masturbated...
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>>2048232
But hang on. If they were ignored, are you saying you ignored them too? Unless you are AB of course.

Because if you didn't ignore them, they he wasn't ignored.
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>poles
>carosel fetish device discussion

Why can't i have it without the impalement?

so it's sort of like a safety clamp saddle that mechnaically attatches around the pony midsection, and can move them up and down.

because pony wears the saddle
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>>2048259
Oh, and that scene from Jackass where they give themselves paper cuts in between their fingers, at the base?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>2048231
Yes, but she'd have to lead. I haven't the first clue on how to dance.
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>>2048205
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>>2048281

It is an established fact
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>>2048271
>Nanaki's next fic chapter includes femdom
>He will never finish it
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>>2048180
>>2048224
>>2048226
>>2048222
After embarassing moments of silence as you sniff her rear and realize her tail smells like cotton candy, you tell her that you are late for your usual spa get-together with Rarity.

"Then why don't you just go in, silly?"

You thank her for the advice and then tell her that Celestia ordered her to make a million cakes.
She gasp like the air intake of an Airbus engine and rushes off towards Sugarcube Corner.

You are now 50 minutes late.
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>>2048239
No. the drugs change them. I like the poneis for them, not doped out versions of them.

Sure, they'll be upset at first. But soon they'll see im not such a bad guy. I bring them yummy food and groom their pretty manes. I even leave the tv on for them when I'm out, the carousel revolving so they can all see it. They'll get used to it
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>>2048283
Because what's fun without a little pain?
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>>2048283
Because the people in this thread are awful.
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>>2048250
I think it's actually more sadistic that way. It's not even letting them feel the pain and despair they probably should feel. it's robbing them of absolutely everything they have, just to objectify and own them, for no purpose other than knowing you've done it. It could have been anybody, and realistically it didn't even need to be a living pony, but instead you decided to own the elements of harmony, and not even let them want to escape. They'd be suffering, even if they didn't know it.
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>>2048259
I frequently clean my fingernails with a knife applying enough pressure that it shaves the surface of the keratin beneath the nail. I guess some things just bother people, Like clusters of small holes, not me.
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>>2048282
I think there was one response. It was probably the usual copypasta I've noticed.

Oh god I've been here too long why do I know all this about these people
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>>2048274
Have you tasted pony sweat before?
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>>2048271
Just you wait.
I will find a way.
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>>2048283

Because so dark and edgy etc.
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>>2048247
>>2048251
>>2048264
I read that faggot trash and I don't even give a fuck what you think bitch
It's going all the way through, the pic doesn't show it as two separate poles and that is fucking gay
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>>2048293
forced feminisation*
not femdom
all of his shit has femdom
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>>2048281
Yes, I'm positive. He's working towards being a trap, but he's only just starting to get serious about it again, and CIRCLEJERK ALERT WHY AM I CHATTING ABOUT A NAMEFAG
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>>2048295

This shit right here is far worse than what the polefags are talking about. Holy shit.
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>>2048260
>immediately think of childbirth
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>>2048304
...NO
ALSO WHAT
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>>2048294
Whoever's inside the spa, get behind them and sniff their asshole. Hard.
>>
MLPG's just full of pretty normal people today
How about some word association games?

>turgid
>twitching
>dollop
>musky
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>>2048302
I have done that when biting my nails
That's not the problem. Just imagine how damn deep they tootpick/bamboo goes. Into the skin, fucking the nail up.

STOP
STOP THIS
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>>2048294

try killing myself again
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>>2048300
Yeah mindbreak manages to bother me when its applied to things I like.
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>>2048294
SNIFF RARITYS ASS
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>>2048317
im just kidding. I'd never hold ponies against their will. I love pony and would never hurt them
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>>2048326
Is that describing Applejck sex?
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>>2048283
I like this idea a lot better, personally.

That or them having a pass-through tube installed
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>>2048334
Rub your Belly Dash
Ruby it hard
filename gave me a laugh
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>>2048316
O-oh g-god...
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>>2048295
>tfw you get pinkie addicted to sugar laced crack
>she gets so desperate she'll motorboat your dick when you put some on it
>at random times she'll twich in the corner and try to sing to herself but the widthdrawls will just make her jolt away from happy thoughts
>you have her long enough to a point where she stays still and makes no noise during sex
>just like a living puppet
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>>2048334
>not wanting to put a Screw through the centre of you hear
I'd ScrewYou man
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>>2048326
>Sick
>Twisted
>RPers
>Stop
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>>2048283
I could totally see a mechanical pony harness that keeps the pony on a carousel ride thing. That'd be cool.

The impalement thing is... well, not cool.
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>>2048283
>>2048346
>>2048298
I really shouldn't want to actually impale anything alive.
It is quite a hot idea though.
>>
>thread starts out fine
>topic starts that make people uncomfortable (usually fetishes)
>they bitch about it instead of waiting/leaving
>counter bitching
>thread is remembered as shit in the end
And it's always the same 2 or 3 faggots who can't just hide post they don't like. Why does it have to be like this now?
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>>2048303
I'm just saying; there's a certain irony to people complaining that contributors get ignored, when they're apparently around to ignore them.
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>>2048352
ear*
WOOPS
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>>2048326
>>turgid

A stormy sea

>>twitching

This.

>>dollop

Ice cream

>>musky

That fucker in line at the McDonald's who never bathes. Every McDicks has one.

Do I win?
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All hail glorious Apple Princess.
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>>2048360
There's no hiding it...there's nothing...
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>>2048329
>>2048322
>>2048336
You suddenly feel the urge to drown yourself in embarassment for being late, then for some unexplainable reason you feel an urge to smell other's butts, but then you realise that you are still outside the spa.

Your inner turmoils and conflicts caused you to lose 5 more minutes.
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>>2048343
I was thinking more about Big Mac
but then again, what's Big Mac sex without Applejack
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>>2048334
>shoving Rainbow Dash to the ground, ready to give her the belly rub of her life, weather she wants it or not
>>
i'm pretty sure taw isn't a girl
but
if she is
that makes these story trades much more fun
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>>2048371
GO INSIDE
SNIFF BUTTS
SNIFF BATH SALTS
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>>2048374

darf write about carousels
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>tfw every site makes a "The Sugarcubes dissolved" pun
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Bored. Which pone should I try to low poly model
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>>2048371

Go home, Rarity probably left already anyway.

Sniff someone's ass.
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>>2048368
I bet Princess Applejack's powers is the equivalent to earth bending.
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>>2048374
Of course he isn't

Holy fuck you guys. It was a joke when it was first mentioned here because of how fimfiction believed it

Stop being as retarded as fimfictions userbase
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>>2048380
Scootaloo!
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>>2048341
>tfw when sadist are capable of selflessness
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>>2048374
how can you tell?
If she was would you write her OC x Rainbow Dash?
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>>2048350
Okay, I've been ignoring this, but this disturbs me to no end. It makes me feel sick. Yes, I'm a hypocrite for only caring about Pinkie, but jesus....
It's Pinkie. How could you do that to Pinkie?
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>>2048334
if lyra asked you for a souvenir and when you asked what she wanted she asked you to put a screw driver between your finger and the nail and then flip it off for her... would you?
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>>2048378
i don't understand
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>>2048389
NO NOT SCOOTALOO

ANYPONE BUT SCOOTALOOSER
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>>2048350
>taking the Pinkie out of Pinkie

You disgust me
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>>2048372
>Applecest
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>>2048380
BIG MAC
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>>2048360

Because these fetishes are pathetic and I must make it known that you people are lowly scum to me
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>>2048387
but
but reu said!
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>>2048396
rainbow dahs
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>>2048368
Carrot princess is superior
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>>2048380
>>>/3/
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Why are these threads always so terrible.

WHY CAN'T I LOOK AWAY
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>>2048405
And I said who gives a damn what Reu thinks?
We've been through this before anon
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>>2048371

Go on a existential journey.

Alternatively make your way over to the Spa and ram yourself over and over into it's walls until it breaks.
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>>2048373
>weather
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>>2048405
>implying reu wasnt trolling you
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>>2048411
>Carrot princess
>not the queen of carrot flowers
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>>2048371
Enter the spa.
Whoever's inside, sniff their butts as hard as you can.
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>>2048358
I'd like the whole carosel thing if it was like that, non-impalement.

Can someone draw that? want to see it, without the unecassery gore.
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>>2048392
Its even better that way?
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>>2048416
I like how once /3/ actually had a pony modelling thread that lasted all week
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>>2048417

This thread is hilarious. So much buttmad over some harmless poles.
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>>2048411
>Implying she isn't peon-tier at best
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somebody has been talking shit about my waifu
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>>2048394
No I dont even like that whore.
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>>2048426
/mu/ pls go
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>>2048436
So they got one post?
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>>2048426
jeff mangum please go
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>>2048439
>harmless poles
>that are impaling my waifu

They aren't quite harmless
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>>2048395
Basically.
Impale the main six or attach them otherwise to a carousel with them as the ride.
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>>2048401
Its nice knowing the only fetish I have are non sexual cuddling
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>>2048372
>Having a good time with AJ while Mac works the backdoor.

Of course. The real question here is who is he in?
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>>2048449
No man. It was like a lot of replies and images
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>>2048392
There's literally no difference between this and the Fluffy pony gore stories to me. Same with the impaling. They are just too stupid and delusional to admit they're bronies at heart.
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>>2048452
It's not really impalement, it just looks like it

it's just a large needle going into their spine
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>>2048439
>not harness poles
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>>2048361
I'm no artist, got nothing to contribute. I think he even asked for critiques, advice and was definitely ignored then. Did feel a little bad...

Posting problems, motherfucker.
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>>2048439

Poles are not harmless, they are religious nuts
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>>2048391
um
maybe
she (that sounds weird) would have to be okay with it first, i like taw as a writer more than anything and wouldn't want to bother her
this is why no sleepy head fapfiction yet
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>>2048452

What the fuck don't you understand? It doesn't impale her, it barely penetrates the skin. There are two poles, one on her back and another on her tummy. It stings but she absolutely loves it, the wounds will heal perfectly.

Goddamn you people are idiots.
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>>2048387
Way to kill the joke, you fucking idiot.
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>>2048459
>Fluffy pony gore stories to me
We hardly, hardly did any of those
It was mostly cute, stupid or drowning fluffy pones
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>>2048459
I've said that from the start.
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>>2048459
how does having a fetish make you a brony?
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>>2048457
unf
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>Pony carousel rides
>Earth pony gets inside of small mechanical harness that holds them in place
>As the ride goes, a pole in the floor lifts them up and down and goes in circles with some music
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>>2048469
That's even more retarded.
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>>2048416
>Start a thread on /3/
>Implying it wouldn't take 300 years to get one reply
>That reply is from some retard who doesn't even know what an edge loop is
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>>2048392
I duno, i find mind break really fun. It would be just so awesome to corrupt something so pure to a point where it's just a pile of flesh begging to be put out of its misery. she looks up at you, her heart and soul broken, scars all over. and even then i wouldn't... oh no i have plans.
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DORKS
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>>2048444
Who would do such a thing?
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>>2048468
I actually don't think she'd mind, it might even be pretty cute. You should do it.
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>>2048469
>harmless
>causing physical harm
>calling us idiots
Even my jimmies mock you
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>>2048441
>Twilight will never nuzzle your hand with her big prehensile horse lips

This is actually really cute. Ponies are super soft
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>>2048427
>>2048376
>>2048381
You are torn between going in and smelling butts and going home and smelling butts on the way.

>>2048422
After thinking about the meaning of life and smelling butts, you conclude that the most logical answer to existence is to run headfirst into the wall of the Spa.
As you begin your charge, a Twilight Sparkle appears in front of you with a purple flash, and you run into her at full speed, and you both fall to the ground.

You are now 70 minutes late, and have bruises.
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>>2048455
>OC's
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>>2048411
>Carrot Top's reign of keratin-rich terror is remembered as of the darkest periods in Equestrian history
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>>2048468
>she would have to be okay with it first

You do know she explicitly stated that she wished people would ship her with RD, and the only reason she hasn't done it is because that would be incredibly autistic?

I'm serious. It was either last thread or the one before that.
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>>2048470
>joke
>that's been going on for days

The only joke is that people are now beginning to fall for it
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>>2048490

If it doesn't leave a mark and she loves it, it's harmless. Idiot.
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>>2048479
This is something I would like to see.

Can we get someone to draw this non-impaleing Fun Carousel Ride?
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>>2048493
sniff her butt
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>>2048485
>really fun
>just so awesome

Those words don't mean what you think they mean.
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>>2048492
Which lips are we talking about here?
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>>2048483
>implying you know anything about 3D modeling

Ahaha
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>>2048479
>mechanical harness
>holds them in place
>a pole in the floor lifts them up and down
Am I in one of those /gif/ threads with sprite porn?
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>>2048469
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>>2048510
>cutting the skin
>not harmless

That's harming
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>>2048515
I wish I could be like you instead of that guy.
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>>2048493

Sniff her ass and continue with your Odyssey.
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>>2048283
>>2048358
>>2048429
>tfw remembering the carousel scene in Rarity's backroom from Friendship is Kinky

Y... Yeah. Can we maybe do that?
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>>2048479
>>2048511
Maybe this is an actual thing at pony carnivals

Instead of getting on the ride, they become the ride for a spin
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>>2048489
>>2048504
well, i'll wait until taw shows up to decide anything
i have a lot of requests still to do first anyway
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Jesus christ, fuck this thread
so much anal pain over bdsm that I'm actually fucking unable to enjoy my goddamn applecest
go fuck y'all's selves.
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>>2048511
It still holds them so tightly they can't escape, right? Or is this something not at all fetishistic and is actually just their equivilent of fairground rides, where they pay 2 bits to get strapped in and take a few turns?
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put a stick under your nails they said
punch the walls they said
it will be fun they said
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>>2048542
Shut the fuck up faggot.
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>>2048536
This is a sexual harness right?
Like a dildo bike only better?
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>>2048485
That is so fucking awful, though. Pinkie is easily the most innocent of the main six. It's why I love her. I guess that just makes it better for you, though.
I....
I think I'm going to pretend my pillow is Pinkie tonight....
Just to keep her safe from you.....
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>>2048516
Do you see the pic?

I mean the non sexual, cute face lips that nuzzle and are cute
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>>2048493

Ask Twilight if she has a spell that will allow you to exclusively sniff butts.
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>>2048518
>The pony is in place, ready for riding.
>When sat upon, the saddle activates vibrators placed in the pone.
>the ride never lasts long enough for them to finish.
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>>2048517
I know enough. to make really shitty models oh please kill me it hurts
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>>2048541
it'd be a nice surprise for her, I think
show her how much we appreciate her, she's seemed pretty down recently
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>>2048551
No! Stop!
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Maybe we're going too fast
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>>2048551
>Chrysalis cosplay.jpg
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>>2048542
You better watch your goddamn mouth when you talk to me like that, boy, I don't know where you're from but you must not been 'round these parts long.

Now get the fuck out of my sight 'fore I shove my shotgun up your fartbox and give you a lead enema.
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>>2048551
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>>2048493
Hold her down and sniff her asshole with gusto.
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EVERYONE IS A GIRL NOW
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>>2048542
>enjoy applecest
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>>2048485
Eh, I don't know. I'd actually find more pleasure in killing someone with your interests than I would by indulging myself in them. I'd feel like an hero.
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>>2048551
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>>2048466
It's sad, but I don't really know what the solution is, beyond the contributors having more realistic expectations.

Just because you post a picture doesn't mean the thread should immediately stop so that everyone can respond to you. People are busy talking about their own things, and the general doesn't revolve around you.

All you can do is try to pick a time where it fits into the topic, and hope the right people are on.
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>>2048551
>tfw you dont feel anything while looking at it

I finally broke I guess.
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>>2048558
Either its serial killers in the making too lazy to go outside or actual menchildren that want their bedding to be ponies, sometimes both at once.
Why can't I close this tab?
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>>2048556
Something like that, yeah.

Carousel-themed bondage, then the protagonist and rarity head into the back and get strapped in. There is spit-roasting involved.
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>>2048542
I want this entire thread to look at this comment for a minute.

This man is mad that people who think horses in bondage is stupid are posting, and therefore is not able to enjoy his horse incest.
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>>2048574
>Too fast
You're cute
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>>2048558
Wow I'm not that guy but you're a faggot
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>>2048560
Ever fed a horse or pony a treat? They're so gentle, and the way their muzzle touches your hand is so nice.
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>>2048564
>each of the main six begs passers by to ride them, knowing they're close enough to the edge they only need a few more to finish
>they've been told that when they finally come they'll be released, but until then they're trapped
>what they weren't told is that the harness can actually detect their body's condition and turn the vibrator up and down to ensure they never ever climax, and will be the fair's little pets for as long as they want them
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>>2048566
I think there's this thing, called UV wrapping, where you can make points that form a contour on the X and Y axis that can be used to create an easy 3D object. Or a pony.

Try looking it up
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>>2048564
This is good but I would still like for them to be impaled at the same time.
With them sliding up and down the pole.
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Goddamn you furries will argue about fucking ANYTHING.
Don't tell me you guys think you're better than the rest of the board. Fucking /co/ elitist.
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>>2048599

That just makes me laugh even harder at the thread.
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Help me Pony General, I just got a girl pregnant.
How do I convince her to abortion?
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I don't have any pictures of big mac

>his face when
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You know, seeing all these "fetishes" you come up with is like watching children fantasizing/playing adults. I can't get over how ludicrously pathetic and undeveloped you people are sometimes.
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>>2048558
>Love
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>>2048551
comeon, you know you wanna pull it
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>just came back from a family trip
>all this thread

okay what happened? why is this thread so bananas?
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>>2048599
You win, I give up. Fuck, this place is so goddamn awesome.
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>>2048606
>MFW trying to boolean
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>>2048612
I don't think we are elitist.
I just think we are different then the rest of the board and know it.
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>>2048625
what's undeveloped about fetishes?
i mean, yeah, some of the more outrageous ones are a little weird
but i'm not sure i understand the point you're trying to make
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>>2048622
My mac folder is kind of small
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>>2048592
I don't know, it's just me.... I hate seeing everyone rag on one person like bullies. I know it's 4chan but it's a gut reaction I get. I mean, yeah, they're pretty bad but still.

I remember one time them saying that all they have is MLPG and I thought that was the saddest thing ever.
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>>2048612
Not one person is better than the other nor is one person worse. We are all in the same pile of normality.
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>>2048599

Shit like this makes me simultaneously hate and enjoy MLPG. It's so fucking retarded that you don't even know who's serious anymore.
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>>2048551
>>2048632
>seen both of these
>still feel almost sick whenever I see them

Fuck, big injuries don't phase me at all. But I know how insanely painful the skin on the finger is when you pull it too far
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>>2048536
yay, pony theme parks
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>>2048622
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>>2048513
>>2048533
>>2048561
>>2048582
While she is trying to get up you are already next to her, but instead of helping her up like a true friend would after smashing into her you start sniffing her flank.
Her tail smells like old books and lavender.

She gives you a puzzled look and mutters to herself that you must have hurt your head, then ask you about how do you know about the impending doom that Hades will unleash that you told Rainbow Dash.
And you tells you that no, she does not have a spell that will help you with sniffing butts.

You are now 80 minutes late.
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>>2048646
You mean like your dick?
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>>2048634
It's been really strange since this morning, possibly last night
oh god I've been here for almost 12 hours now
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>>2048592
I draw and that's exactly how I think it should work out.
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>>2048632
That'd be better if the makeup weren't obvious.
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>>2048599
WHY CAN'T I LEAVE
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>>2048653

We're all serious.
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>>2048662
Eyup
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>>2048625
Bingo
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>>2048661
I'm so tired I can't even write properly, at least I hope people enjoy this.
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Same reason why we all can't leave. It's to good.
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>>2048689
>tfw only one spot left for bingo
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>>2048679
I think I've developed a split personality at this point as entirely contradictory posts are made in earnest every time.
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>>2048661

Tell her that Rainbow Dash made that up. Go inside the spa and look for Rarity's butt so you can sniff it.
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HAVE SOME CUTE HORSE SEX JESUS
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>>2048661
ENTER THE SPA.
ENTHUSIASTICALLY SNIFF THE ASSHOLE OF THE FIRST PRETTY MARE YOU SEE.
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>>2048706
I... I know that feel.
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>>2048713
Post the rest of that, would you?
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>>2048661

Ask Twilight for Rainbow Dash so you can bless her for her journey. Once she comes sniff her butt.
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Applejack just got back from a long work day.
Would you give her a rimjob?
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>>2048672
You never survived that car crash.
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Was the whole "Magic matches eye color" introduced in season 2 or was that always a thing?
I forget.
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Goddamn September GET HERE FASTER
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>>2048720
I shouldn't be relieved to hear of others being as fucked as me.
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>>2048713
I really like the pony cunnilingus at the bottom. That's so adorable
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>>2048729
unf yes.
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>>2048732
Jesus christ that was a decade ago.
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What if your life is like the Truman Show and ever since you started coming here rating have skyrocketed
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>>2048737
It was come up with long before S2, and debunked multiple times before and after it aired.
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>>2048713
That top face and a bit of the anatomy's really off
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>>2048729
No.
But if she made a particularly good joke I would give her a rimshot.
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I just noticed the contours of my wall and the colour of the paint look a bit like twilight lying on her back drooling.
It even has a horn and her hairstyle.
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>>2048737
It's never been a thing. It's just based on complementary colors usually (which yes, coincidentally match eye color/hair color/mark colors sometimes).
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>>2048751
Was it?
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>>2048729
At first, I was about to post "no"
but I think that if push really came to shove, and AJ wanted me to do it, I'd do it.
I don't really mind the taste of sweaty asshole, so whatever.
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>>2048722
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>>2048737
S2 but that's not even the case, look at Celestia's magic
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>>2048729

>Licking Applejack's sweaty, smelly anus as she moans and coos after a long day

Oh god, oh god my boner has never been this strong. This is my fetish.
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>>2048766
Shit...
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>>2048774
Aww yes here we go
Thanks
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>>2048778
>after a long day
This is my least favorite sex cliche.
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>>2048778

>sweaty, smelly anuses

You'd think a fetish like that would've been long selected against during our evolution...
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>>2048713

I don't want no horse sex
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>>2048752
>people are watching me staring intently at a computer monitor, dick in hand, laughing occasionally
>they play cheesy 90s porno music as I jerk off in the shower and browse pony porn on my phone
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>>2048350
Nothing here has bothered me this much since Gorodetsky's lobotomized Sweetie fic.
Now I know how Twifags felt about Darf's fic. I wish I had more empathy for ponies I don't necessarily love as much as Pinkie & Sweetie. Then things like this wouldn't happen.
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>>2048760
Oh my
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>>2048806
I think I used to know that feel.
All I know now is the guilt for enjoying it all.
And that's terrible.
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>>2048798

Mine too, but it certainly fits the scenario. Applejack's day would consist of backbreaking work, and nothing less. A long day for her would be totally exhausting. What better way to help her relax then to clean her colon with my tongue?
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Here! take it! it's all i have! jus- JUST LET ME HAVE MY CUTE THREAD BACK!
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>>2048811


mlpg, would you a 75 year old gay asian actor?
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Oh god MLPG
What have I done?
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>>2048834
Oh Sulu~
*swoon*
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>>2048833
People think this is cute?
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>>2048855

Twaifufags do I guess. Weirdos.
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>>2048806
u r a faget
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>>2048833
Make an OC so I can draw it and we can be best friends forever.
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>>2048711
>>2048715
>>2048727
You tell her you never even heard of such a thing and Rainbow Dash must have made that up.
Before you can ask her to get Rainbow here so you can do what you do best she groans angrily and dissapears in a flash.

Now there is nothing standing between you, and the spa.
As you enter, you see Aloe and Lotus.
You sniff both of her butts.
Their tails smell like flowers, and thes smile at you awkwardly saying they are glad that you like this new scent, and you can try it out here in the spa, but next time you could test it by smelling their manes instead.
They say that Rarity is inside the sauna now.

You are now 90 minutes late, but you are at the finish line now.
What do you do.
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cute ponae u sae?
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>>2048822
But I can occasionally enjoy the idea of it maybe perhaps happening to some degree when it's not a pony I love so much.
Like Twilight.
Because of my hypocrisy, I deserve to read about people completely destroying Pinkie or lobotomizing Sweetie.
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>>2048806
>That feel when reading grimderp
>That feel when empathy for ponies
>You are a grown man bummed out by sad fictional equines

I know that feel bro
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>>2048777
Oh... yeah.
And I just realized Costanza's magic matches Shining Armor and vice versa,
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>tfw this thread is shit
>tfw still can't leave
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>>2048851
You killed him. But don't worry, we're here for you.
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Fuck ponies.
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>>2048863

My OC is invisible, it's very easy to draw
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>>2048806
>Implying im not a twifufag
>implying thats not the best Twilight fapfic
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>>2048855
Its kinda shit yeah.
Almost all the scenes like that were though.
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>>2048867

Kill myself
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>>2048867
sudoku.
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>>2048871
Others doing it makes it worse.
I know from experience I wouldn't fortunately.
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>>2048834
>that fencing mindbreak scene
unf
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>>2048774
>stomach vagina
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>>2048877
Doesn't RD kind of remind you of Ren right in this scene? That was the first thing I though when I saw her do that face.
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>>2048875
What, the fuck?
Oh no I'm going to get into a discussion about those two things I hate.
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>>2048867
Go inside and find Rarity. Breathe deeply the scent of this pony's asshole. This time, lift the tail out of the way so we can get at her anus.
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>>2048867

Content with life that you finally made it to your destination lay down and die.
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>>2048877
Did you really think this post was fucking necessary?
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>this whole fucking thread

I just fantasized for about 5 minutes what it would be like to rape rarity, with her fighting you in every step and crying for mercy. even when you enter her still tries to fight all the way to the end till you cum in her.

i need a cold shower.
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>>2048873
>Reading grimderp crap
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>>2048883
You're a terrible person we are terrible people
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>>2048910
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>>2048867
Go into the sauna

And sit her her sweat

sniff her butt
and >rape
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>>2048920

Or your post?
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>>2048921
Did you get her pregnant?
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>>2048880
What do you think?

On a scale of 'Ross' to 10.
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>>2048930

NONE OF THE POSTS HERE ARE NECESSARY

OH GOD
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>>2048923

>WE'RE NOT BRONIES, NOPE
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>>2048920
Did you really think respon-ohhhh fuck
Shit
god damn it

I understand everything now
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>>2048935
NOT BLUE ENOUGH
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>>2048914
Brother has purple magic
Candy Ass has light blue
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>>2048935
FUCK OFF ROSS
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>>2048930
Did you not realize you were posting the exact same thing about 10 other people in this thread already posted?
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>tfw making a profit off of your art even if it's small

Feels good man.
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>>2048954
lucky you

nobody likes my shit
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>>2048954
>tfw want to
i'll get there
and maybe one day i'll pay for a full tank of gas
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>>2048954
Not your blog, AB
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>>2048954

Stop making small profit and start making big profit
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>>2048954
indeed
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Ok, anon, here you go.
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>>2048933
>caring
just fill her to the brim with your seed and leave her in a quivering, sticky, crying mess
let her deal with the fallout
abortions aren't classy, so she goes ahead with it, thinking she can juggle a baby and her business
she can't, and is forced to get behind on orders
soon her reputation is in tatters and nobody will order a single dress from her. She ends up having to get a second job at Sugarcube Corner just to make ends meet, and in a few years her life is grey and meaningless with the sole exception of her child, which she loves with all her heart
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>>2048951
By this point, everything has been reposted at some point in the past, recent or otherwise.
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>>2048974

Wait what's going on he
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>>2048974
Wh-what is Spike doing?
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>>2048974
What kind of fetish is this.
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>>2048976
>grey and meaningless
Like her then.
>caring perhaps.
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>>2048981

No my post is extremely original.
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>>2048993
tickling fetish, it's a real thing
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>>2048993
Sex?
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>>2048976
God fucking dammit you people are just plain evil. Evil is the word for what you people are. If one of you was sent to Equestria, you'd literally be a straight villain.
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>>2048995
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>>2048921
in all honesty rarity would probably be laughing at you the entire time to a point where you just stop, pick up your pants and leave in shame.
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>>2048964
>>2048965
Furries, bro...furries.

>>2048967
That's the plan

>>2048966
Shhhh
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>>2048974
You are a star and a scholar, and I thank you
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>>2048993

I want to make a sexual joke, but I'm afraid MLPG would get off to it and won't stop talking about it
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>>2048993
Dragon writing on vomiting horse fetish.
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>>2048993
...
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>>2049010
Well rape is hilarious.
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>>2049019
Oh just do it, you wimp.
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>>2048954
>tfw can't into paypal
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>>2049011
>implying the people who take my money in exchange for another day of food will care
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>>2048891
>>2048894
>>2048919
>>2048918
>>2048929

You say to the world that you have achieved your goal, and reached the sauna, and now you have nothing to live for!
You lie down on the floor, ready for death's sweet embrace.
After ten minutes, the spa sisters say thar Rarity is still waiting for you inside.
You enter the sauna.
Rarity is already explaining in a hurt voice that you shouldn't keep your friends waiting without a notice when you step to her and lift her tail to sniff at her rear.
She just looks at you in shock.
Congratulations, you got to the Spa after 100 minutes!
You got bruises from crashing with Twilight.
Rarity is refusing to see you since your perverted act.
Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle call each other liars, and refuse to speak with each other.
Rainbow Dash told you to go and fuck yourself and you haven't seen her ever since.
Pinkie Pie was found almost dead on the kitchen floor of Sugarcube Corner for baking cakes for three days straight without rest. She is still in Hospital.
You developed a butt smelling fetish.
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Mass ragequit came early tonight. Good. It will be a long, fulfilling night.
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>>2049058
Yeah. Guess I'll go get some ice cream or something.
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>>2049052
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>>2049052
Perfect.
But tell me....
What did Rarity's anus smell like?
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>eclipse goin on

Fucking princesses quit your shit.
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>>2049052
>not going into detail about sniffing Rarity's ass
shiggy
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>>2049052

We have become legendary. We are a modern day Achilles.

Feels amazing man
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>>2049078
Horse crap
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>>2049078
grey
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>>2049079
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>Go to the bookstore with Twilight
>She's short on Bits, so you offer to buy her the latest edition of "Mages and Magic"
>It's pricey, but you get it for her anyways.
>"Thanks sooo much, Anon!"
how my ponae lookin?
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>>2049052

I really, really enjoyed this anon.

Thanks.
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>>2049098
uguu~
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>>2049098
Crossing the yoshi side.
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>>2049078
>>2049082
For anyone expecting a description of Rarity's butthole, here it is.
It didn't have any smell. She just had a bath at the spa.
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>>2049009
I would behead a rarity
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rarity is worst pony
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>>2049112
So 'the usual' includes an enema?
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>>2049100
Your style's really bugging me, I've seen it before but I can't put a name to it

don't say ScrewYou. He went by another name, I'm sure of it.
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>>2049103
I'm glad.
But I was tired and made such bad typos and grammar mistakes.

I'll maybe do some more slice of life small quest like this.
But with less butt-smellery next time.
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>>2049121
>implying she's not tied with the other 5, making her best and worst pony
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>>2049124
well then why don't you start shooting off names and if you get the right one i'll congratulate you
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>>2049126
>Less butt-smellery
Not if I'm here.
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>>2049132
>implying she's not tied with the other 5
Physically tied, right?
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>>2049100
I wish I could draw like that.
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>>2049126

Okay, I'll be looking forward to more.
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>>2049126
I did a quest yesterday, got the same "FUCK EVERYTHING" reaction.

So I made sure sex never happened, and right when it was about too pulled an M night shamalamadingdong

Got some laughs out of people, and I think one person killed himself.
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>>2049153
>implying the requests of butt smellign won't be outright ignored

YA BLEW IT ANON
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How do the major characters take their coffee?
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Pone.
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>>2049172

>not taking it black, no sugar
>any year
shig
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>>2049172
>horse sperm
fixed that for ya
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>>2049164
>and I think one person killed himself.
Whoa, what?

>>2049169
Maybe one or two butts will be smelled. Maybe
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>>2049158
>wanting to draw like a 2-bit whore sponging off an artist who spent a large portion of their life doing art
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>>2049137
It feels really disappointing when I can't remember a lot of the old anon drawfags that had some sort of label
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>>2049177
Pone.
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>>2049180

Gee, that's so clever anon
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>>2049172
Pinkie probably likes lots of cream and sugar and whipped cream and sprinkles and a cherry and candy canes and cookies to dip.
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>>2049178
>shig
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>>2049185

The fuck are you talking about?
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>>2049186
I know they existed but I can't quite remember which they were.
Not just drawfags either.
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>>2049184
Not literally but one of the replies was a reaction of a man with a gun to his head.

Good times.
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>>2049198
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>>2049191
I try anon
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>>2049184
That's all I ask, as long as they're good sniffs.
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>>2049189
Pone?!
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>>2049137
Full stop? I can't remember what his stuff looks like anymore
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>>2049192
Sounds like my sister.
I hate my sister because she's a cunt and Pinkie is her favorite pony, but my favorite pony is Pinkie too.
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>>2049215
Pone!
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>>2049230
But thats a poni.
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>>2049185
I hate people like you.
Just saying.
At least he contributes?
Whatever did you do?
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>>2049219
Oh shit you're right.
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>>2049237

He was probably a productive member of society.
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>>2049235
What's wrong with poni?
What about póni?
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>>2047481
>>2047493
Nice sameface.
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>>2049242
Full stop? You are the cleric?
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>>2049172
Twilight: Latte
Rarity: Mocha
Pinkie: Some crazy Starbucks shit
Fluttershy: Tea
Dash: Energy drinks
Applejack: Black
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We got to sniff horse ass!
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>>2049251

That's a good one
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>>2049252
This is a pone thread sir.
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>>2049198

>filename
>not break ya neck
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>>2049242
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>>2049251
ppppfff, right.
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>not poaney
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Tablet's still derped and I don't feel like restarting my computer.
But just know that I thought of you, Pinkie Balloon Inflation Fetishist Guy.
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>>2049259
That sounds perfect to me.
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>>2049268
I used the URL to post it so I had no control over filename

STOP
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>>2049266
So just because I say pone is póni I can't post here?
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>>2049278
What kind of panka is that.
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>>2049278

So... Ross?
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>>2049292
Thats right anon. I fucking hate poni.
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>>2049235
FIXT
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>>2049278
>Tess will never update or draw Hobopone again

Feels really really really bad.
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>>2049297
Ross is into feeder and push/stuck fetish, not inflation
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>>2049278
I love it
I should ink physical sketches with marker, I like how that came out
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PÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓNY
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>>2049301
10/10
would save again.
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When pone has the most pungent ass?
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>>2049278
That's great.
I wish I could draw as well with a tablet as I can with pen & paper.
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>>2049300
You do?
PÓNI SHOULD PÓNI PÓNI!

What now?
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>>2049303
He did yesterday
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>>2049283
If there's two things I know anon, it's caffeine and ponies.
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>>2049314

When your daddy touches you at night
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>tfw you realize you spent 3 hours on here doing nothing productive
HAHA time for the arts.
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>>2049329
What are you doing now?
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>>2049314
Probably AJ.
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workin on my style, how does my pone look now?
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>>2049314
>when
9:09 am, April 16, 1984.
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>>2049314
>When
Wow, how on earth did I even type that
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>>2049334
gonna draw a small comic, work on cadence flash
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>>2049338
perfect
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>>2049314
After a long day of hard work, when it's been very hot out, and they've had too many apples. Funfact: applejuice and other apple products can cause gas
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>>2049341
>size of that ass
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>>2049100
I hope you didn't get scared off, I enjoy your sketches
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>>2049349
>cadence flash

all my want
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>>2049360
What about it?
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>>2049341
that pert rump
it's delightfully round
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Pony names for Germany, Poland, or Russia?
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>>2049297
Nonono. Ross inflates his Pinkie into a Godzilla type blob beast who terrorizes the city every fourth moon.
My Pinkie is a balloon.
There's a big difference you see.
>>2049303
>implying
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>>2049349
Let me guess, the flash will be sexual in nature, 'but not because you want it, only because money, abloo bloo bloo'.
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>>2049361
>that feel when one or two fucking anons scare off every single fucking contributor sooner or later.
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>I want to get off Mr. Leth's General ride
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Look guys, cute ponies.

You like those.
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>>2049389
it's already happened
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>>2049370
Its like, so big.
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>>2049376
Ponyland
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>>2049382
>not because you want it
i find drawing porn pretty fun actually. the fact that people are willing to give me cash for it is rad.
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>>2049393
Leth isn't even here anymore, he hats us>>2049401
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>>2049354
Fetishes like this I can enjoy in fapfics & stuff, but would never want to try in real life. Actually, that's most of my fetishes.
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>>2048910
>hanging you ponies out to dry
>not gently towel drying them individually
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>>2049389
Fuck those guys, why do they hate >fun?
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>>2049401
I was thinking 'Poneland' but that just seems dumb.
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>>2049379
Yay! That humans looks a bit strange and flat but looks nice, neverthless!
But could you just update it more often than every two weeks?
Maybe one or two times a week?
Pretty please?
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>>2049397

Needs more ear flop.
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>>2049400
And shapely! The way her spine curves into the rise of her flanks is almost magical.
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>>2049402
You disgust me.
And your flashes are low quality trash.
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>>2049400
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there
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>>2049397
You bet I do!

Especially when they're all sleepy and junk
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>>2049415
I don't know if I can get them any floppier.

Lets try a donkey.
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>>2049411
>You'll never dry your favourite pony with a towel, warming your heart with her giggle as you caress her ears to dry them
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>>2049389
>that feel when they do it on purpose in an attempt to "destroy" the MLPG and to ruin peoples' day.
I just wonder who'd be bored or pathetic enough to make that a goal.
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I'm done.
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>>2049423
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>>2049437
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>>2049397
Would you give up sex & masturbation forever if it meant you could be best friends with the main six and cuddle them in a group every night?
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>>2049379
Tess, I fucking love hobo pone. Never quit doing it.
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>>2049440
I dont care what anyone says

That donkey is cute and I would hug it if i could
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>>2049449
Probably feels pretty good when it works. Especially when you have people like Rose who you know are crying when someone says one bad thing about them.
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>>2049457

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
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>>2049457
Yes. I'd rather be happy than horny anyway.
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>>2049442
>you will never hand dry the mane 6, gathering up the little ponies in one big towel and rubbing them dry in big jumble
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>>2049468
Take her for a walk, and then bring her back to the Asylum? Sure.
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>>2049457
Hah! jokes on you! I would have given up more!
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>>2049440
Would you fuck a donkey against her will, MLPG?
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>>2049463
People who start crying when one bad thing is said about them don't come to 4chan in the first place. That said, being rude and dickish to contributors is fucking stupid.
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>>2049496
Is Rose a donkey?
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>>2049479
You'd still be horny, you just wouldn't be able to do anything about it
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>>2049479
>>2049474
Maybe I wasn't clear. You still have the libido you have now, but if you try to masturbate or have sex, all the six will explode, showering you in blood and guts. Then you'll explode too.
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>>2049414
All my drawings are flat as cardboard. I can't into three dimensional shapes.
And I'll try to have a less few and far between schedule yes.
>>2049461
I couldn't if I tried.
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>>2049496
I would never do anything against any ones will, donkey or otherwise
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I realise people might want to forget the conversation happened but

I did a little thinking of how a pony could safely ride a carousel, no intended bodily harm done (traditionally rides that cause body harm get shut down rather fast).

I decided pony should wear helemt due to the fact there is a giant metal bar holding pony in place just behind the ponies head.
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>>2049496
Sparkler pls write
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>>2049461
But all OCs are terrible! MLPG wouldn't lie to me.
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>>2049462
Everyone would hug Rose donkey.

Donkey Rose.

Whatever.
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>>2049489
Would you play fetch with her for hours? Nopony visits her.
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>>2049492
Would you have accepted a hard roll with ketchup on it?
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>>2049515
i can just imagine sweetiebell walking in on rarity trying that contraption out
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http://www.wix.com/mldanimation/mylittledashiemovie#!home|mainPage
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>>2049511
That's stupid.

You're stupid.
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So I just got a tablet today (it's my first). It's a bit on the cheap side, so I'll be getting a new one soon.

The point is, I'm trying to get myself acclimated to drawing on this thing (I've only ever drawn on paper before), but I'm running low on inspiration. I'd be happy to take a request or two to help keep me going.

All I've got at the moment is MS Paint (I'm downloading a better program as we speak), so the drawings won't be the best in the world. Sorry 'bout that.
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>>2049511
>>2049506
Thats fine

If I ever start feeling that urge, I'd just snuggle harder. I got six cute ponies
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>>2049518
The all-inclusive "all" is never correct. There will be exclusions to any rule.
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>>2049511

I barely have a libido, so still yes. Monks and priests are celibate their whole lives, aren't they? It can't be that hard.
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>>2049513
No, I meant Flat chested. You know, boobs.
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>>2049515
>still a spike going through her

Good idea bro
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>>2049527
stick an egg in it and we'll talk
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>>2049550

I see you still can't grasp the concept of there being two bars. It's like you're a vegetable.
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>>2049547
of course, hobo pone is a guy
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>>2049518
We came up with Hobo Pony together. Tess was just the first one to draw her, and pretty much the only one to still draw her.
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>>2049496
Seductive Pinkie is hotter than anything the fandom or MLPG has ever produced.
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>>2049538
Draw Pinkie Pie chewing Fluttershy's tail.
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>>2049557
No, I actualy like the impaled part
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>>2049501
Have you met Rose?
She's probably crying right now. Go check out her tumblr
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http://twilightlicio.us/v/s4l7bmTJ7j8/75
this is funner than it should be
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>>2049569
I hope she'll be ok
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>>2049559
>Do you even read the blog

Hobopone is female you twat.
She said herself that she's a lovely pretty filly.
Okay, I said the lovely pretty part.
But she is female.
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>>2049569
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>>2049237
you hate people like me? oh i'm sorry, i didn't realize MLPG has such low standards to aspire to

here's a picture, i'm done for today
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>>2049547
OOOOOOOHHHHH!
They're all flat.
Rarity and AJ are the largest, and they're only like a b or c maybe.
I can't larger or even average sized breasts.
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>>2049569
Can you link to her blog?
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>>2049539
>feel poner down south
>snuggle harder
>one of the pones feels you sharking them in the back
>looks at your bulge with wide eyes
>"Anon, what's that?"
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>>2049580
theres a blog?
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>>2049559
You are thoroughly incorrect.
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>>2049593
Let's find out, shall we?
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>>2049587
well I think its cute
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>>2049579
>>2049583
>>2049590
>>2049569
>feel bad
>don't want people to tell you to feel better
>post about it on the internet
female logic ftw
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>>2049517
Is Ross done? I can't believe I'm asking that
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>>2049489
Would you visit her often? Play fetch? It gets awful lonely...
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>>2049540
I've seen lots of good ones come out of MLPG. Though in fairness, a lot of bad too.

But hey, that's just how life goes.
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>>2049525
Not for multiple hours. I do have responsibilities, after all, and as much as I'd like to, I wouldn't be able to. But I would set aside a piece of the day to visit. Some days we'd just go for a walk, other days we'd play fetch. Other days we'd just lay about in the sun, and maybe idly scratch her tummy for a while.
This would all be terribly awkward if she were ever cured, but we'd cross that bridge if and when we got there. Together, perhaps, at least as friends. Or something more, if it came to it.
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>>2049587
I don't hate you, I think your art is fantastic
Don't go plz
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>>2049602
Naw son, human logic.
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>>2049587
Okay, I just said to the guy that I want to draw like him because I can't, and if I could, I could draw and contribute too.
Then you started bashing.
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>>2049423
don't listen to this nigger, that Chrysalis flash was UNF-tastic.

make more like them.
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>>2049607
favorite unf material you've seen come out of mlpg?
mine is human fetish lyra
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>>2049550
nope, just two seperate poles with a soft cushy saddle, and some straps to attch the two firmly together
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>>2049569
I don't care about attention whores.
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>>2049593
>"Its a spider, what dose it look like? Just go back to bed, it'll go away in a bit. Here, I'll move so its not poking you."
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>>2049451
Don't do Pendulum for the soundtrack again.
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>>2049616
attention whore logic more like.
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>>2049602
Oh it gets better.

She says she didn't want people to respond. So I never sent her something to cheer her up, even though I really wanted to. Then thanks people who sent her things to cheer her up.

Bitches, man. Bitches.
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>>2049598
is that the mask used in Drive?
w0w
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>>2049616
How is that human logic? When I feel sad I cut myself off from the world and stew in my own misery. I don't want to bother other people with my shit, and I especially don't want to post it in public for the entire world to see. AND, if I did, I'd at least let people try to console me, having gone full blown attention whore. This is the worst of both worlds.
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>>2049603
I have no idea. But more importantly, write a bedtime story.
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>>2049594
Read up, son
http://askahobopony.tumblr.com/

>>2049588
Well, at least you don't have to worry about that when drawing pony, right?
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>>2049625
You can clearly see the spike
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>>2049593
Sssshhhh.... Sssssssshhhh....
That's just my erect penis. You're a very cute pony.
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>>2049644
why do i want to read about ponies discovering human arousal so badly
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>>2049638
When people are sad they do stupid shit.
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>>2049644
>Wait, thats all?
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>>2049659
No, only stupid people do.
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>>2049620
>>2049587
>>2049237
>>2049185
>>2049158
>>2049100
I think there was a pretty mayor misunderstanding here.
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>>2049659
I know that feel dog.

No one knows how to play that game
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>>2049644
>"Oh... that's very sweet! Um... do you want me to take care of it for you?"
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>>2049634
Well, could you imagine the reaction if she'd reacted angrily to the people sending her stuff?

It's mostly just venting really. At least she does it on her personal blog instead of bringing it here (even if others end up doing so).
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>>2049666
Yes no go back to sleep so it will go away
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>>2049667
>people with feelings
I didn't mean autists.
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Someone post Rarity looking smug as fuck
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>>2049536
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>>2049640
u wot m8
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>>2049681
Don't make the ponies slutty. Its snuggle time and her friends are sleeping right there
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>>2049536
Not gonna click that

But what the fuck is that fic anyways
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>>2049689
How does having feelings qualify you to be a moron about them? There's no rational reason to post something like "I'M SAD BUT DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO ME" and then respond in any way when people do the inevitable, which is exactly that.

Sane, rational human beings (lol oxymoron) deal with their emotions responsibly, which doesn't include airing their depression on the internet while simultaneously refusing or rebuking people who want them to feel better.
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>>2049695
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>>2049703
we have to be quiet then, dont we
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haha yeah no. Fuck this. I'll take another swing at it soon
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>>2049644
I sometimes want to buy an orange plaid shirt, jean shorts, a cowboy hat and pretend I'm Applejack while stuffing a miniature horse dildo up my ass.
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>>2049536
THIS SOUNDS INTERESTING?
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Art requests?

I'll be doing them in pencil this time.
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>>2049689
Of course not.

Autists don't have feelings and can't sympathize with normal people who do.
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>>2049720
Thats really gay anon.
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>>2049695
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>>2049711
>>2049727
Exactly.
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>>2049715
Yes. And you know whats really quiet? Going back to snuggle sleep
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>>2049715

Well, you ruined it. I'm going to bed. Have fun exploding anon.
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Last one for now.
Back to my real artwork
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>>2049717
>Hair is a single plane with a 2-sided texture

Ho boy
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>>2049703
>tfw you're snuggling with all six of the ponies and Fluttershy wakes up in the middle of the night with your erection in front of her face
>she blushes and tries to look away, but she's pinned under two of her friends.
>after a minute of bashfully trying to pretend she doesn't notice, she tries to nonchalantly rest her hoof on your jeans, and starts rubbing it softly up and down
>you feign sleep while she touches you, the both of you trying to be quiet so as to not wake up the rest of the snuggle pile
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>>2049642
But then how will I ever get to draw humanized RariSpider /ss/ breast feeding if she has no boobs?
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>>2049749
Pfhahahhah.
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>>2049725
Pinkie and Derpy have a bake-off
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>>2049670
There was no misunderstanding, just another spineless pussy drawfag getting scared off. Good riddance.
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>>2049711
People don't act predictably or logically when they are sad
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>>2049717

Select your pistol. Then, select your horse.
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>>2049736
...
I know.
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>>2049681
Am I still going to explode if I try to have sex? Because if so:
"No, that's alright. It will go away in a second."
If not:
"You're a sweet pone. Go ahead."
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>>2049749
interesting.
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>>2049762
Okay, man, I'll get on it now.
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>>2049764
The ones who aren't retarded do
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>>2049749
It's beautiful
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>>2049750
Yeah I slapped that on at the last minute.
I'm going to actually model it on my second swing. I tried before but it just looked a mess.
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>>2049711
I was depressed for a while.

The most frustrating thing about it was being aware of how irrational I was being.
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>>2049749
This is what art is.
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>>2049564
This is pretty hard actually. I kinda like Fluttershy's expression, though, and I don't think Pinkie came out too bad.
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>>2049789
congratulations

you are not autistic
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okay MLPG
if you could go to Equestria and bring six albums for each of the main six to listen to, what would you bring and who would you give them to?
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>>2049763
>>2049763
>just another
>>>/ponychan/
>>>/reddit/
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>>2049763
What pussy got scared off? The original post is gone.
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>>2049779
>aspie supremacy
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>anon posts art
>say that I like it
>he starts bashing his own art
>belive it's a different negative attitude anon bashing it
>bash that anon
>now he thinks that I hate his art and left with hurt feelings

Am I retarded or what
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>>2049752
>half asleep feeling this
>gently poke fluttershy in the nose with my foot
>"muble quit it mubmblemubmle."
>Turn over and snuggle random pony closer
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Quest writing is fucking hard you guys.
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>>2049789

>The most frustrating thing about it was being aware of how irrational I was being.

Holy shit I hate that feel. I've been depressed for the last five years.
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>>2049758
You don't.
You draw more Hobopone.
FOREVER!
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>>2049811
We are all retards here anon.
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>>2049720
how come everyone here has a horse dildo eccept me? ;__;
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>>2049800
Symphony X

for all of them
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>>2049815
wow what a fag
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>>2049800

I can't even name six albums. Mission impossible.
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>>2049804
Luna is such a lead balloon
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>>2049822
i know that feel bro
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>>2049811
You're trying that is more then enough in the internet.
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>>2049822
Maybe this means that I've been completely irrational for my entire life.
I don't recall being any saner when I was on antidepressants, though I'm not entirely convinced those worked
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>>2049811
Well, he's the one who refuses to use a name.
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>>2049811
Dude. Artists are never going to like their own stuff. Just say you're opinion and if they bash it then they are punching theirselves in the face. Don't stop them. Just go on your own way.

And then theres also DONT FUCKING WHITEKNIGHT ARTISTS
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>>2049752
I'd keep pretending to sleep, then after I came, I'd whisper "Thank you".
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>>2049822
Cure it, explore your mind and free yourself from your mental chains.

>>2049820
What's the quest?
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>>2049828
I'm just in this for the seven way cuddles, anon. Don't debase this
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>>2049820
no shit

have you gotten past the first possible scenario? i.e. leaving the starting point?
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>>2049846
>You're

YEAH

TIME FOR ME TO GO TO SLEEP
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>>2049789
When I was depressed I locked myself away and acted normal in the presence of others.

Not even my parents knew I was depressed in highschool.
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>>2049846
>artists are required to respect my opinion on their work

hahahaha
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>>2049806
>>2049807
They are all the same, they get upset over stupid things like videogame referances or people talking about them. I'm pretty sure the artist was a woman too, they all tend to act the same.
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>>2049847
Winner winner chicken dinner
tfw the snuggle pile shifts and fluttershy wiggles her backside closer to your face when everyone finds a new spot to sleep
she's just above your face, and a tiny drip of moisture drops onto your lips
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>>2049859
Congrats, you are autistic.
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>>2049825
Get with the time you faggy-ass dick monger.
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>>2049823
>can't draw Raritwi lesbeens
>can't draw Rarispike breast feeding
Outside of drawing the sadistic adventures of a homeless horse, what's the point of even living anymore?
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>>2049852

I would need to free myself from my physical chains first and I can't do that. But thanks for the encouragement.
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yellowquiet
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>>2049820
Prepare to make a scenario for smelling butts.
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>>2049846
It's weird when you praise another artist for the qualities in their art that you aspire to and they brush it off.
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>>2049885
lol ur art is bad
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>>2049763
and i bet you're the asshole who reported the original post too
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>>2049868
What the fuck are you talking about? Go away please.
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>>2049885
Yellowit'sshit
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>>2049868
Using "they're probably a woman" as reasoning to win arguments is pretty low
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Sextet
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>>2049866
Its not a requirement..but its kind of implied that artists would listen to critique, take it to heart or disagree. Doing that is better then going YEAH MY ART SUCKS. It shows that you don't care so why should anyone else?
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>>2049893
Sb
It's not too hard to do insane expressions

Why do you cry about it constantly
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>>2049800
>ITAOTS
>ITAOTS
>ITAOTS
>ITAOTS
>ITAOTS
>ITAOTS
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>>2049893
Twilight's muzzle is too broad, and the curve of her nose starts too close to her eyes. In a front view she'd look like a dude, or a weird box-faced elf
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>>2049880
>what's the point of even living anymore?
Not drawing shipping
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>>2049880
Okay, maybe you can draw Raritwi lesbeens.
But make Rarity's jugs huge.
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>>2049880
>Rarispike breast feeding

hold the phone

something has caught my interest here
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>>2049409
Yeah, but that's why they're called fantasies. I love think about applepone's musky butthole, but I probably wouldn't want to get up in it for real.
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>>2049900
I'm not going anywhere.
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>>2049900
Just Ross being Ross.
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>>2049919
I hate that artist he cant even draw Rarity mane.
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>>2049871
>turn over in my sleep
>if it keeps dripping it'll probably wake me up
>Look up and see whats happening
>think Fluttershey just made a sleepy mistake and gently move her so I'm holding her
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>>2049906
>dem Pinkie's

HNNNNNNNNGGGG

>>2049919
Go on...
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>>2049919

I want dragon Spike feeding on pony Rarity's teats.
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>>2049852
Applepone quest, it's a multiple scenario quest with Intelligence checks, different endings, and two unlockable quests that would be lined up next. Certain points you roll to proceed, and one is a critical thinking puzzle.

>>2049855
Yes, I am midway now and am juggling three different story branches

>>2049886
pls no
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>>2049800
>tfw somehow last.fm reports you listening to a Renard alias for 38 tracks in the past month and now you are listening to everything you can in order to push it down off of the list so no one will see
TIME FOR SIXTY-NINE LOVE SONGS
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>>2049919
>She's already pregnant
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>>2049893
That's just modesty.

You've got modesty in spades yourself.
>>
So in conclusion, all our drawfags are crazy.

Next topic?
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>>2049910
Everyone has trouble with different things.
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>>2049880
Wait, what?
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>>2049946
our writefags too
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>>2049942
I just want to suck on Rarity's titties.
I don't need any milk.
Just give me those fine, big boobies to suck on.
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>>2049871
Dig in with my face.
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>>2049934
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>>2049949
I don't, stop generalizing.
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>>2049919
UNF
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>>2049949
then
fuckinggggggg
PRACTICE
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>>2049944
Damn straight, I am more modest than any of you motherfuckers
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>>2049946
Stop dodging anon. You're crazy too.
Everyone here is crazy.
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>>2049949
jebus
>tfw you will never be that good at anything you do ever in a million years
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>>2049969
oink oink oink
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>>2049949
Whos the artist.
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>>2049885
Cute!
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>>2049954
Yeah, but who cares about them?

Wait, crap, let's not change the topic to fanfiction.
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>>2049959
not my fault if a dumb bug cant understand the basic mammalian need to hold and be held
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>>2049979

Discommunicator.
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>>2049880
Maybe someday that homeless horse can find the big rock candy mountain
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>>2049450
I SAID I'M DONE
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>>2049979
The Artist is an award winning movie.
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>>2049964
Good for you.

>>2049967
I do.

>>2049979
Discommunicator.
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>>2049800
Old Crow Medicine Show - O.C.M.S.
for apple pone

Beach House - Bloom
for yellow autism

Fun. - Aim and Ignite
for pink pone

Kvelertak - self titled
for rabonow dosh

Oneohtrix Point Never - Replica
or sophisticated pone

and any authechre album for my beloved book pone
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>>2049970
do we have any artists left who are actually good and don't hate themselves?
i'd ask about writers but we don't have any of them left at all
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>>2049967
ROSE PLS GO
>>2049970
You sure are good at complaining like an emo little faggot.

Maybe that's your cutie mark.
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>>2049923
Well, I would if it was pony.
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>>2049796
I like it
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>>2049989
But then her kidney will be stolen.
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>>2049956
Is it weird that i want to put her tits inside my mouth and shlurp on the skin
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>>2049988
>>2049993
tumblr
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>>2049999
We have Klondike
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>>2050009

What the hell man?
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>>2050001
I'm sorry
tfw mlpg makes you hate yourself
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>>2049979

http://discommunicator.deviantart.com/
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>>2049993
PRACTICE MORE
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>>2049914
Go to bed Sweetie Belle.
But yes. I'll agree. Shipping is the Devil's work.
>>2049915
But all the big boobs I draw look like misshapen freak things like in those animes on the television.
>>2049919
Huh. Didn't think it actually existed.
Well then.
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>>2050009
Get the fuck out Spitty
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>>2049997
>OPN
>sophisticated
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>>2049872
What's autistic about it?

I had a handful of friends and have never done anything odd or strange.
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>>2050014
http://discommunicator.deviantart.com/
http://discommunicator.tumblr.com/
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>>2050014
Da instead
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>>2049997
>Old Crow Medicine Show
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>>2050009
lol spitty ur so fanny XD
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>>2049846
> Artists are never going to like their own stuff.
I like my own stuff. Im proud of it.
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>>2050024
DRAW MORE RARISPIKE BREASTFEEDING

um

if you want to that is
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>>2050024
So like phd boobs?
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>>2050027
I said FOR sophisticated pone
she likes classical so I'd imagine her enjoying materialist ambient drone

>>2050035
favorite bluegrass group yo
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>>2049969
It doesn't need to be mutually exclusive.

The drawfags are crazy. The writefags are crazy. Anon, namefags and tripfags are all crazy.

The only person who isn't crazy is that one guy who just likes the cartoon. Weirdo.
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>>2050053
>materialist
wow that's not what I meant at all
meant minimalist
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>tfw cant draw
>draw anyways
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Did anyone see the eclipse?
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>>2050054

That guy doesn't exist.
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>>2049999
Ross
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>>2050040
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>>2050053
Oh my bad. I cannot into reading comprehension today.
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>>2050015
he said good
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>>2050065
I said 'good'
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>>2050024
Here you go.
Now go and draw some big boobed Rarity, kiddo!
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>>2050063
>leaving the apartment
>>
>that feel when friendoff partner probably doesn't even feel like working with you anymore
>when the only reason you didn't pull out when you realised you forgot to sign up free roam was so he wouldn't be left without a partner, even if a mediocre one

Still, it's good practice to be forced to continuously come up with ideas to eventually find one able to please him
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>>2049999
> who are actually good
I cant judge that myself
>don't hate themselves?
Thats me.
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>>2049999
Jr is still around, but he's slow as fuck
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>>2050077
aw shit, it's Ovens
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>>2049800
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>Getting hurt or scared by the MLPG

Oh, you rascals and your velvet buttocks, I bet you still secretly, deep down, still wish your mother would clean you up after pooping.
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>>2050047
But I don't draw porn.
I'm full of strong Christian morals and values, and drawing sex is Devil worship.
>>2050052
Yes! Yes indeed!
PHM is my one true pony drawing idol, Every day, I wish to be like her.
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>>2050063
>no Europe
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>>2050083
Go on
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>>2050064
He just doesn't post on web forums dedicated to his interest.
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>>2050040
>>2050026
Who the fuck is Spitty? What am I missing here?
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>>2050077
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>>2050083
>That feel when you just started and there are 10 days left.
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>the tortured artists are the best ones
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>>2050063
>tfw clouds
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>>2050096
>I'm full of strong Christian morals and values, and drawing sex is Devil worship.
I like you tess.
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>>2050095
Fuck yeah that'd be awesome.
I don't want to deal with that shit.
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>>2050095
I want Fluttershy to clean me up after pooping
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>>2050107
hot.
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>>2050062
I appear to be having a similar sort of problem, where I CAN draw, it's just that my hand has decided it doesn't want too today and i get lumpy legs, bodys, and heads everryday.
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>>2050107
unf
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>>2050109
Art is only good if it hurts.
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>>2050109
So... we should torture the bad ones to help them improve?
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>>2050096
You could always draw more crazy fetishes
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>>2050095
>Not forcing your parents to spoon feed you and pick up your shit in your room
>2012
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>>2050095
I would clean Rarity´s butthole after pooping with my tongue
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>>2050108
Feels bad man
>tfw you somehow managed to write 1,500 words for just the opening scene and you're not even done and there's still the entire story to write and now the mlpg won't stop distracting you
asdf;lkjg
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>>2050131
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>>2050096
Nathan, please go
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>that feel
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>>2050096
>PHM is my one true pony drawing idol, Every day, I wish to be like her.
But he draw humans.
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>>2050095
I hate people touching me.

Baby wipes are awesome though. Fuck toilet paper.
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>>2050155
ow
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>>2050140

>That feel when you have the entire story planned out already but you can't think of words.

Not even Dark Room is helping. I need music.
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>>2050083
>sign up
>get paired up with some mediocre person
>make excuses and pull out
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>>2050155
But I dont feel bad about that.
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>>2050140
>tfw you keep stumbling over the first sentence, but you just know that after you get past that everything else will just fall into place
Shit's infuriating.
>>
I need a break from the general.
I think I should write something.
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>>2050096
But you draw naked pone all the time.
Get a fig leaf on, it might incite someone to lust.
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>>2050077
we postin boob guides now
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>>2050177
I always have more trouble with the middle
but
I feel your pain
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>>2050180
Write an essay on 18th Century British Kings.
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>>2050155
Fuck you Clayton, my mom thinks i'm cool.
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>>2050155
This is the same logic as "feel good because it sucks in Africa." It is not a very good way of thinking.
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>>2050155
What if they were nonfictional ponies?
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>>2050155
huh... guess i am rock bottom...
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>>2050155
Good thing I don't masturbate to cartoon ponies.
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>>2050155
>People thinking masturbating to cartoons is bad compared to all the even worse stuff the human race has done over its life time.

You can't compare self pleasure that isn't hurting anyone to genocide.
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>>2050155
>that feel I've been in the generals for more than a year and never fapped to pone but the temptation is growing more and more, and I even thinked about doing it two days ago


Why must you corrupt me.
I even had Lyra showing her vag to me in my dream today and stood my ground
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>>2050155
You know, the older I get the more I just don't care about that stuff.
Seriously, I just don't care about wacking it to technicolor horses.
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>>2050155
But when I'm sad or depressed or self conscious, I think about why I feel those things and then try to solve them.
Comparing myself to others that I believe are worse than myself has never helped me.

plus I find something strangely super hero-ish about being a normal university student who then goes home and jerks off to the thought of slowly torturing the semen out of a cartoon colt
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>>2050204

That is NOT the reaction I meant to use
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>>2050186
This excites me
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>>2050170
Shugo Tokumaru - Port Entropy
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>>2050195
>I feel depressed
>My girlfriend broke up with me and my rent's due
>CHEER UP ANON, AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT IN IRAQ

Seriously, fuck those people
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>>2050206
>lyra

brony pls go
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>>2050221
>warm weather
>with bros, no hoes
>shit to do every day
>implying thats a bad thing
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>>2050198
You just figured that out?
J/K I think your except im not kidding
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>>2050221
At least you are not in africa anon.
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>>2050224
>Liking Lyra means you're a brony now
>implying I can even control my dreams well I can, but that wasn't a lucid one
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>>2050190
I've got the whole thing outlined, but it's just that opening sentence I can't get. And I don't know why. It should be easy. But no, everything I come up with sounds pointlessly trite or reeks of purple prose.
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>>2050206
You're an asshole and you don't deserve Lyra.
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>>2050206
Poor Lyra.
That wasn't a dream.
Now she's probably depressed.
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>>2050209
I kinda feel like that too.
Except I don't jerk off to colts.
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>>2050236
hows that lesbianism coming eh anette?
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>>2050240
Oh, hi Nathan.
Just start it out with something unimaginably simple. "The sun rose, and Ponyville awoke." "[character name] (verb)'d." "It was a bad day to be a pegasus" etc. etc. etc.
The opening sentence is almost trivial. It doesn't have to ring too much because the rest of the story is what is truly important, and you can always touch it up later.
>implying anything you write will be worth reading anyway
>>
we ded
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>>2050258
You don't know what you're missing man.
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>>2050248
Why am I an asshole again?
How would you react if an excited Lyra just appreared out of nowhere and talked about how she liked humans and then show her rump in your face with tail lifted?

True story, I actually dreamt that. What the fuck is me.
And yes, I refused her invite to fuck her.
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>>2050260
Well.
Hows that crippling depression?
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>>2050274
>big macs balls.png
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>>2050195
But I do feel good because it sucks in Africa. I get to live a life of plenty and excess, watching multicolored horse stories while they starve to death.
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>>2049954
I'm not. Actually fuck it I'm going to write my opinion on this because I've always been hush about this matter and there are a lot of raw talent here who could use advice from someone who works in a creative field and have experienced what they are currently going through.

The problem with the creative folk in the general is that they stop while they are still unhappy with their work. You have to keep at it until you are satisfied with it. And here is the worse part, it sucks! Because it no longer is fun its WORK! And that's what all art is. There is no such thing as this romanticized vision of artist who had ideas burst fully formed into their minds ready to be put on paper. Shakespeare stole, Beethoven rewrote, and Michelangelo sketched. But when it feels like work it means that you are doing it right, because art is work.

I can't tell you how many times I've been frustrated from having to do rewrites after rewrites and having to keep up with deadlines. There is nothing easy or pleasant about it, and if it feels easy, then you're doing it wrong. Its not because I'm talented because talent fails everyday. Its because I'm a hard worker which is looked down upon, because everyone likes the natural born winner, but it's exactly what you need to be if you ever plan to make a career out of being an artist/writer or anything else in life.
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Which pony most enjoys getting viciously raped by many stallions?
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>>2050260
Just so you know I hate you and you forcing your fetihses on us Scootanon
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REFRESH BEFORE MAKING A NEW THREAD
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>used to be a /co/lt
>stopped going to generals a couple months ago
>come back
>see this thread

...What happened, guys? I don't even see Leth anymore. Is ther ANY of the old guard left?
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>>2050255
>lyras face when
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>>2050265
I almost feel sorry that his entry to ponychan vs. mlpg got last place
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Lyra is an ugly pone
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>>2050293
None of them.
Rape is bad and should be discouraged.
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>>2050159
Yes.
>>2050183
But ponies don't have genitalia. It's canon.
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>>2050255
That's what I was thinking. There are so many anons who would love her, and she picks the one who rejects her even after she presents.
She must feel awful...
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>>2050186
>>2050077
>human Twilight will never give you a hand on presentation on the esthetics of human anatomy
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>>2050284
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>>2050298
Shut the fuck up you fucking liar.
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>>2050298
Try reading the thread
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>>2050280
Nigga you gay.
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>>2050293
No one enjoys rape anon.
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>>2050280
man, fuck you
all my dreams are about relationships that have failed or never existed
i woke up after i dreamed i was putting my arms around a girl i like
i was so upset i felt like smashing apart every appliance in my room
i would kill a person to have lyra dreams
would have railed her like no tomorrow
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>>2050298
Bullshit you lying nigger.

Also Leth posts anonymously most of the time.
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>>2050305
>rape
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>>2050289
If you're writing MLP fanfiction, there's something wrong with you by default.
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>Get transported to Equestria
>After living alongside the pastel-coloured horses for a few years you get yourself a steady girlfriend
>One day, she says she's pregnant
>She claims it's yours

Do you believe her and that there's colourful pony magic involved, or do you accuse her of cheating on you?

If you vindicate her of the suspicion, you'll never be able to rid yourself of the nagging feeling whenever you'd see your future child
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>>2050306
Soon it won't be.
>the brony genitalia on horses in the show project
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>>2050289
Worded the last sentence wrong but you should no what I mean, work hard.
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>>2050309
I meant the one drawn by SB
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>>2050265
>that feel when you've been mistaken for Sentenal, Ross, and Nathan all in one week.
It's not that great a feel.
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>>2050302
I don't, he's a terrible writer and human being who almost cost us our integrity versus that boat of autists.
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>>2050280
Asshole. That is a perfect scenario. Ponies presenting with their tails lifted is my fantasy.
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>>2050306
WHATS LEFT TO THE IMAGINATION IS MORE EROTIC THEN WHAT IS SHOWN.
IT IS IMPLIED THEY GO TO THE BATHROOM
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>>2050333
Stop being so autistic then
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>>2050326
Its a start and even though the majority of people won't go beyond being a fanfiction writer they can use the knowledge learned from it as spillover for anything else they do.
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>>2050333
>>2050342
this
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>>2050306
The stiffness of the lines of her breasts make them look like tennis balls
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>>2050327
MAGICAL DNA TEST, NIGGA
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>>2050331
But the picture that is from IS a SB picture
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>>2050327
Human cant impregnate ponies so she is a sluuuut.
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>>2050327
>Get transported to Equestria
Stopped reading here.
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>>2050349
Bad implants look like that, anon.
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>>2050351
The OTHER one
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>>2050337
And you know Mrs Cake.
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>>2050317
Shut the fuck up, that dream was a torment. First I relived a kiss with my ex that I'm never going to get again, then I got tempted by Lyra just so I know my life reached a new low now that coloured ponies are turning me on and then a seriall killer killed every friend I ever had.
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>>2050328
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>>2050333
If you disagree with someone just call them some unpopular tripfag, you win by default
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>>2050283
its as awful as usual.
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>>2050342
I wasn't aware that basic preparation was being autistic.
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>>2050326
Since the beginning of November 2010 I've written 4 notebooks full of silly pone stories that I keep reading over because it feels like something's wrong with my writing

Probably is something wrong with me.
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>>2050289
This is why people hate artists like JJ. Because instead of working hard and suffering for their craft, they're just having fun.

Those bastards.
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>>2050362
Oh yes.
Also baby making.
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>>2050309
Please tell me that's a closeup of macnuts and post full version
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>>2050327
Look, I've always wanted to be a dad. My dad was not the greatest guy and I really want to make up for that. My (MY) child would be raised and loved even if they're not truly genetically mine, because I'm fucking there raising them and not whoever donated the semen. There'd probably be some rough patches with the girlfriend, but I'd tell her that I don't care how it happened, I'm just happy to have a kid of my own to teach and watch grow up in the world.
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>>2050334
>>2050302

Oh that was great. The best part was when that Ion Sturm beat him, after all those back and forth retard fights they would get into on fimchan.
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>>2050327
Of course I'd believe her. I don't think I'd have that nagging suspicion.
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>>2050364
Maybe if you had fucked the pony you would have felt better about all that.

Asshole
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>>2050375
Jokes on him though, he's gotten worse
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>>2050387
Spike pls go.
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>>2050328
These bronies and their headcanons.
>>2050337
>implying ponies don't just always hold it in
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Can we go back to talking about boobs?
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>>2050393
Thats true.
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>>2050388
I agreement
What a dumb fucker
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>>2050397
>implying ponies don't just always hold it in
B-but the last round up!
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>>2050399
Yes please
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>>2050327
Maury: Equestria Edition
You are not the father
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>>2050393
And yet, he's the one enjoying himself while the other artists are busy tying the noose to the rafters.
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>>2050364

You are so lucky man. I wish I had pony dreams where I could have sex with them.
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>>2050391
You know what, next time I happen across a pony that is offering herself to me, I'm going to do her and regret it later.

There is a ponyfag girl I know who already calls me a ponyfucker. I think she thinks I fap to ponies too
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>>2050397
DYEWTS?
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>>2050418
Ffffffuck him

He's not an artist, he's happy
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>>2050399
Pony boobs?
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>>2050397
Did you even watch Last Roundup, Tess?
Ponies have gone into the bathroom more often than everyone ever on Star Trek combined.
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>>2050364
Just fuck the horse.
Last night, in a dream, I fucked a creepy ghost girl who looked like Wednesday Addams. It was fun, but you think I wouldn't have preferred Lyra?
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>>2050427
You should put it in her marehood
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>>2050435
yes keep going
>>
If Hasbro ever releases a dvd set, would it have an option to turn the genitalia on?
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>>2050435
that's the worst humanized pinkie face i've ever seen
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>someone talks about the Dark Room
>download and run it
>now everything highlights in that horrible green

HALP
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>>2050427
Then you have nothing to lose. Own it.

And she probably faps to pone too.
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>>2050458
You must be new here.
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No more horses please.
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>>2050382
>>2050382
>>2050382
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>>2050471
One morning she woke me up, and while she made coffee for the two of us and we drank it, we were talking about pony sex.

Talking about pony sex.
Outside the general.
In real life.
With a female.
It was fucking absurd.
>>
New Care BEar where?
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>>2050514
i want your life
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>>2050460

THE DARKNESS IS CONSUMING YOU ANON.
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>>2050514
Truly, you are living the dream anonymous.
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>>2050506
>reverse google image search the nuts
>those similar images
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>>2050514
>Gets to casually about pony sex with real human woman.
>Lyra presents herself to him in a dream.
I hate you so much I can smell it.
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>>2050514
She wants to pony erp with you, proceed carefully
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>>2050506
>image limit

where new horse
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>>2050514
>tfw you probably could have done this with your ex-girlfriend and gotten her to roleplay pinkie pie or fluttershy as well, but now you're single and alone and you can't see why anyone would ever want to date you again
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>>2050514
>woken up by a girl who makes you coffee and talks about horsefucking
Damn son, you're living in an anime.
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>>2050410
>>2050437
Well Pinkie is crudest and most insensitive pony.
Going to the bathroom whenever she wants instead of being polite.
What an awful pony.
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>>2050514

I wish my bro would talk about pony sex with me.

And you don't even enjoy any of this. I wish I could hate you to death.
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>>2050171

I don't think my partner is even expecting anything from me anymore, but I'm still going to try whatever. even if this ends in failure it'll have been a good exercise
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>>2050514
that's nothing
imagine your mother calling you at 10AM and telling you to "Keep your faggot horsefucker friends off of /co/"
She still gets angry about moot making /mlp/
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>>2050547
>What an awful pony.
She is pink autism for a reason.
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>>2050547
Tess confirmed for not watching the show
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>>2050547
OVER THE LINE TESS
I now like Ross more than you.
Also Applejack came out of the outhouse before Pinkie went in
>>
rose is cute in her self portrait
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>>2050547
All her years of eating sugary foods has not boded well for her kidneys
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>>2050567
Maybe you should read his post again.
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>>2050547
>Tess hating on Pinkie Pie
Fuck you, Tess. I used to like you, too.
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>>2050572
Nigga, everything Rose draws is cute.
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>>2050544
My ex once quoted Rarity's 'Gently please' while sexytime. It was no coincidence, the same tone and pitch and everything. Rarity was her favourite...


>>2050552
Who said I didn't enjoy talking about pony sex?
It was >fun in it's own, retardedly strange way.
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>>2050514
Good feel, bro. Go for it. My girlfriend roleplays as Pinkie and it's godly.
>>
New thread
>>2050597
>>2050597
>>2050597
>>2050597
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>>2050563
>TFW your mom is a mod
>All the other kids laugh at you
>She tries to fix your hair in the middle of a general
>I don't want you hanging out with that Korra crowd, anon
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>>2050563
It's like a modern Greek tragedy.
>a mother and child fated to have opposite opinions on the Internet
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>>2050600
>My girlfriend roleplays as Pinkie and it's godly

I DEMAND EVIDENCE!
PROBABLY IN HD!
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>>2050572
I've seen her wearing a paper mustache.
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>>2050599
Fuck, that was a hint you asshole. She wanted to roleplay as Rarity. You could have fucked Rarity. What's your problem?
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>>2050569
>>2050591
Sad reaction image that I can't post because of image limit.
Also Pinkie Pie is third best pone. But only because all pone is good pone.
Even worst pones.
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>>2050605
my mother is a HSG-ite
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>>2050620
got a picture?
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>>2050600
stop rubbing it in LK, or at least post a video
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>>2050637
I don't think I'm supposed to.
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>>2050638
I'm too much of a pansy to tape myself. Feels weird.
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Man, wouldnt it be amazing to be stuck into a ponys ear, where you could enter her tiny brain and make her orgasm from there?
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>>2050657
So?
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>>2050622
But when I begged her to wear a white dress she had and she totally looked like Rarity in it, she wouldn't put it on!

And she dyed her hair once and from a certain angle and light it seemed like it was purple.
And I asked her to curl it.
And she did and wore that white dress that was like a Roman toga or what the hell
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>>2050666
Can you at least describe it?
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>>2050052
>>2050096
> phd
> phm

its PHP, get it right
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>>2050695
It's not so much what she does as what she says. She has practically the same personality and mannerisms. Also she calls me Twilight because I'm a fucking nerd and that makes it even better.
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>>2050785
Jesus man, I envy you to Hell and back.
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Thank god they all turned out white. This bodes well for them.
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>>2050785
Oh god
I
I want to be called Twilight by a girl whose personality mirrors a pone

Stop rubbing it in

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