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New horse.
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You know me, the fighting freak Knuckles,
And we're at Pumpkin Hill,
You ready?
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>implying that that stupid cunt rarity or her sister are real horses
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and in this horse.. we do this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntIFhbtmwCc&feature=related

post all of them
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>rape
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>objectively subjective
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>hate
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GONE PANG
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>Fanfiction
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What floral scented shampoo does your pony use?
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>>2029365
Is yellow a floral scent?
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>>2029365
I don't have a pony
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>>2029365
the manly kind
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I feel like drawing today, /co/lts. Any suggestions?
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>>2029365
rain water with all those split ends
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>>2029365
Apples.
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so who here as watched Leafie?
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>>2029379
Braeburn doing something manly
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>>2029379
Don't draw

it will all lead to failure
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>>2029379
Leona riding Celestia into battle. PRAISE THE SUN
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>>2029379
Draw a woodchuck. Chucking wood.
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>>2029338
holy shit the music in that game was turrble, just turrble.
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>>2029379
Braeburn and AJ shopping for a Hat for Applebloom
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>>2029379
It's no use. Give up
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Do I deserve mai waifu if I occasionally fantasize about other ponies? My heart belongs to her, but her friends are so nice too...
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>"Hey Anon, what do you do when you're alone at home?"
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>>2029417
Wow, that's a long time ago.
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>>2029411
>implying it wasnt the best music ever made
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>>2029426
watch ponies
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>>2029426
Fap to the pictues I have taken of you.
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>>2029380
>>2029365

Would Dash even use floral scented shampoo? Seems more like she'd use some kind of sports wash
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>>2029333
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>>2029447
Dash has no scent. She smells completely neutral.
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>>2029430
ROLLIN' AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
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>>2029453
What kind of reaction is that?
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>>2029453
I... I don't get it
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>>2029426
I keep to myself, enjoy a rousing game of solitaire, read the latest edition of TechWeekly to keep up on trends and spend the day relaxing with my cup of ulong tea, cuddle in a blanket and watch some Grey's Anatomy.
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>>2029444
>3dpig
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>>2029458
GOT PLACES TO GO
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>>2029453
OH GOD NO

FIX IT FIX IT
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>>2029424
It's okay to be sexually attracted to the other ponies but you can only love your waifu.
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>>2029338
Great

Now I'll have to play it again, fuck you
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>>2029426
>"nothing really..."
>"nothing? what hobbies do you have?"
>...
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>>2029396
>>2029415

Bugs plz go
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>>2029453
Holy shit, that one missplaced tile is really irritating.
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>>2029447
>she secretly uses girly shampoos because it makes her feel feminine
>in order to mask the smell of the girly shampoo she does extensive morning workouts so that she smells like sweat instead
>the merest hint of lavender remains buried in her mane
>you will never hold her close enough to smell it.
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>>2029453
OH FUCK! I MAD
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>>2029426
Well, you can usually find me posting about how and why and to what degree I wish to fuck cartoon ponies from a flash-animated toy commercial for little girls. But you're cute and nice, so I don't think I'll let you know that.
I wonder how I'll tell you that, as a side effect of the cryogenic process, I have no inner monologue?
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>>2029474
FUCK I DIDNT SEE IT TIL YOU SAID SOMETHING.

GOD DAMNIT WHY
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>>2029478
Music producing, animation and videogames
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>>2029467
Theres a tile out of place. It supposed to bother people.

Your file name.....now that I dont get
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>>2029470
>not fapping to 3DPD
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>>2029473
GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW
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>>2029474
>>2029485
>>2029490
>>2029494
If I ever get a floor with tiles I am going to misplace one intentionally to make all the aspies that visit me squirm.
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>>2029453
One of those tile layers either was a shit tetris player, or knows how to fuck with people.

I hope it's the latter.
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>>2029508
>Aspies
>Not OCDfags
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>>2029503
that's fucking disgusting
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>>2029478
>hiding your powerlevel

I like it. Even if it may cost you normal social interaction, it isn't worth it.
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>>2029460
>>2029467
>>2029474
>>2029485
>>2029490
>>2029509
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>>2029426
I masturbate furiously and watch ponies.

not at the same time. at least not always.
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>>2029476
But I feel as though I love them all to some degree. Basically, I've been fucked up by this whole polyamoury thing we've been discussing lately.
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>>2029533
I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
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>>2029533
As a sufferer of Asperger's syndrome, I am questioning why this doesn't bother me at all.
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>>2029533
:V
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>>2029539
You don't have a waifu then.
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>>2029556
wat
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>>2029501
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>>2029553
It won't necessarily fuck with people who have Aperger's Syndrome or autism.
It fucks with people who have or pretend to have obsessive compulsive disorder.
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>>2029556
I FUCKING LOVE THAT BOOK
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>>2029541
>>2029553
>>2029556
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>>2029566
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>>2029566
I'm sorry I asked
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>>2029580
Fix it immediately!
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>>2029334
I appreciate the advice, but if I can be honest, there are so many fetishes for so many things, that I really just stopped thinking about that sort of thing. It'd just get in the way of a bunch of funny ideas.
If I draw something and someone laughs, great. If I draw something and someone faps, fine. I didn't intend for that response, but whatever. Everyone does their own thing.
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http://arch.413chan.net/co21536901.html#21541754

Ahahhahahaahahahahhahahahahahah how we've changed
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>>2029566
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>>2029580
No, wait, that IS really annoying
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>>2029580
That always irritated me. Those things never stayed in the right spots.
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>>2029553
Why would it?
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>>2029591
I miss those times
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>>2029592
klondyke why are you so black.
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>>2029608
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>>2029559
But......
She came to me in a dream.... I've loved her this long. I've loved the others in every way but romantic. But I've been compromised. Can I not say that I'd want the seven of us to be a loving family together while still deserving mai waifu?
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>>2029604
An obsession with patterns, correct arrangements, and symmetry mostly.
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>>2029580
irritating
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>>2029599
>>2029596
>>2029588
Time for the big guns
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>>2029587
I'm sorry you asked too.
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Kind of sorta related to ponies because Tara Strong

>It's the Star Wars Trilogy like you've never heard it before! Join voice actors Billy West, Tara Strong, Maurice LaMarche, John DiMaggio, Kevin Conroy, Jess Harnell and Rob Paulsen as they re-create the magic of the Star Wars films, albeit in their own special way! You never know what you'll hear when this cast gets together.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBzRmWeC6Ds
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>>2029591
ahahaha oh wow
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>>2029622
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>>2029556
This is my fetish
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>>2029566
Is that Spyro?

Oh fuck my sides.
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>>2029622
NO
FUCK YOU
I FUCKING HATE YOU
RSASHSDGASHGDFAHSGDASGDVSDASDAASD
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>>2029591
>Even us Hardcore Bronies don't Fap to ponies

this made me almost cry a bit
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>>2029628
I am genuinely excited for this. I love all these voice actors, although some of my favorites aren't there.
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>>2029648
I can go all day
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>>2029628
Is going to be shit.
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>>2029622
>That feel when Laptop

Nothing here, big boy.
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>you will never have another hero
>You will never have another chance
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>>2029668
I used to do this in the library just to piss people off.
Or switch some books to mess of the picture they made together.
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>>2029668
I enjoy fixing that.
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>>2029668
Encyclopedia Britannica is dead
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>>2029673
What about when you go to move and the laptop charging lead gets stuck in something. But it's so stuck you have to put the laptop down and untangle the lead from whatever it's stuck in.
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This song begins to play. What is the first thing that comes to mind?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzXroGJZC1k
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>>2029682
WHAT WAS HER NAME?
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>>2029668
about weird boners...
just thinking about fixing that
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>>2029689
Encyclopedia Dramatica is dead.
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>>2029694
Bach
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>>2029694
Akria.
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>>2029622
How does this ever happen to people?

Wires are not supposed to be on the floor
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>>2029671
It's Batman, Bender, Jake, Bubbles, Pinky & The Brain re-enacting the Original Trilogy.

What's not to like.
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>>2029702
>implying it was alive
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>>2029702
we're ded
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>>2029694
how much i'd love to rape a pony
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>>2029682
I know you miss you papa AJ.
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>>2029694
death
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>>2029628

"Where are the bronies?"

Oh god
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>>2029694
I honestly laughed out loud.
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>>2029727
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE-sS_1JQZI
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>>2029694
>>2029727
Now I want to wank it to that music.
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>>2029719
You should not try and explain why things will be good when you are talking to a cynic.

You're better off chewing glass and then drinking a glass of salt water or vinegar. It'll be far less painful for you.
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I just dreamed about an owl, an awful owl.
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>>2029754
>discord drinking glass of chocolate milk.gid
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>>2029754
Related question: How do I get it through a friends head that I and others are there for him?

He's depressed as of late, and even though it's a 'phase', I still feel bad he feels so miserable about everything.
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>>2029784
You can't. Get him some pills and let the wonders of modern pharmaceutics sort that problem out for you.
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>>2029784
don't bother
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>>2029784
please experience the death now
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>>2029778
Who?
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>>2029784
I think you should completely ignore the issue at hand. Depression is impossible to "get", and even though you say you are there for him, you are detached from his issue/s and he is detached from the world.

Do things that are fun and will get his mind off of it. Actions speak louder than words, so do rather than say.
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>>2029628
Needs Tom Kenny, Roger Bumpass, Jim Cummings, Tress MacNeille, Phil Lamaar, Tom Kane, and Jeff Bennett.
Then it would be perfect.
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reading the achieve makes me sad
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>>2029719
Oh god they're switching between characters and it narrated by batman

This almost makes me want to go to a con
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>>2029784
This: >>2029807
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Link board where?
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>>2029826
Because you miss those times?
Me too...
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>>2029832
in a way, link board exists within all of us
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>>2029826
I fucking know
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Why do I want to abuse Sweetie Belle the most and above all other characters (even Scootaloo)?

>That feeling when you will never get a pet like Sweetie Belle to abuse constantly and hear her soft and sweet whimperings.
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>>2029851
General. Have I ever told you how much I love your unhelpfulness?
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>>2029857
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>>2029863
Why do I want desperately to rescue Sweetie Belle from your abuse, even though she's not real for you to abuse?
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>>2029874
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>>2029868
We try
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>>2029863
1/10 would deadpan again
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>>2029874
haha, oh wow.
Fucking internet.
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ross
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feels general? feels general.
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>>2029847
I want to kill time in MLPG all day, but my hope can't come true easily.
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>>2029901
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>>2029907
>that feel when you do kill time all day in the MLPG

It an up and down experience.
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WHO'S A SILLY PONY? WHO'S A SILLY PONY? WHO IS? YOU IS APPLEJACK!
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>>2029901

you rang?
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>>2029901
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How you people watch this fucking sickens me.
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>>2029927
Applejack is an innumerate pony
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>>2029927
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>>2029927
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>>2029947
>post this every day if you are an autistic shitstain
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>>2029947
whats the joke/story behind this?

so what if barney comes before MLP?

its the Hub expect it
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>>2029942
I'm not trying to snake whatever SB wanted to say to you, and you probably aren't taking requests right now, but I had a funny idea for you that you might like.
I remember when you posted your self-portrait. You should draw a picture of yourself with your arm around your version of Pinkie, a la "My name is John and I hate every single one of you".
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>>2029426
>not the Gaben version
nigger what the fuck are you doing
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Daily check to see if the Friend-Off has produced anything at all.

>It won't and you know it
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>>2029942
Hey ross, you do that twilight/celestia pic from yesterday?
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>>2029901
I don't really care if you play a few harmelss games with gullible people but people don't start any shit with my name on.
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>>2029927
but I like orange pony
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>>2029974
I really don't know what the guy is trying to prove. He comes into MLPG of all places, once a day, and posts this pic with some demeaning comment. That's a whole lot of work to try and rustle people when everyone just glosses over it anymore.
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>>2029974
There's no joke and no story. The image is meaningless. It's just some autistic no life who posts it in every thread for reasons known only to himself.
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>>2029980
Well, I got yelled at when I mentioned fanfiction so you'll probably get nothing from the writing end.
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>>2029980
It will be compiled for everyone to enjoy after the end of the month.
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>>2029876

Sweetie is mine to abuse and make miserable and leave trapped inside a fish bowl. You can have the other two CMC.
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>>2029947
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>>2029999
well its no tripfag so how do we know its not just some other faggot doing it for shits and giggles?
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>>2029927
You spelt Pinkie Pie wrong
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Does anyone want to QUEST later tonight?

>>2029927
Applejack doesnt seem like a silly pony. In fact, she's probably one of the most mature and responsible ponies. Not at all silly.
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Tess.

Stream a movie.
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>>2030027
I do, but I won't be able to join for two hours.
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>>2030027
>fuck y'all I failed my contest and won't man up and tell people, so instead I will abandon everything including my 5 best friends, my brother, my little sister, and my grandmother
>mature
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>>2029975

too much USI for me. I want my work to be about the content, not about me.

Anyhow, look at this again, guys. I just need something to do and pass the time before Season 3 airs. Your help would be appreciated with this project I'm trying to kick off. What I replied to SB with was the first part. This picture shows the plot progression and possible subjects for the next installments. I need your help hammering out certain scenarios, as I want to deliver my strongest work for this series.

If you have any questions about the details listed here, just ask.
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WHAT? YOU DON'T LIKE EVERY SINGLE PONY? HOW SILLY OF YOU TO SAY!
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>>2030008
>fanfiction
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>>2030011
>Jerid Anon will never return.png
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>>2030010
You are a monster. Sweetie is a perfect little marshmallow and I shall defeat you.
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>>2030052
>I want my work to be about the content
Fat chance.
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>>2030065
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>>2029942
So what's in the works, o veritable Hitler?
I actually want to know..
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>>2029989
>>2029901
>samefag
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>>2030054

SHUT THE FUCK UP PONKO. GO BACK TO PORTYANG YOU GODDAMN HORSE.
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WHY AREN'T YOU DRAWING, RIGHT NOW?
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>>2030065
Big Figure.
Small world.
Tall order.
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>>2030054
>people not liking every single pony

People do this?

>>2030048
ok. Things seem to be slow this week so I'll ask around later and see what happens, anon
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>>2030093
It's useless
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>>2030093
Because I have no skill
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>>2030093
because it's over

MLP is finished
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>>2030093
Because I have lost control of my live. Also I just can't keep up this drawing every day thing. I guess I have the wrong attitude
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>>2030093
I can't work without request
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HAVE YOU NOT NOTICED THIS?

IT IS AT LAST FUCKING HAPPENING,
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>>2030093
Because I'm supposed to be writing.
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horse dildos
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>>2030093
Good question. Request?
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>>2030081
Actually not.
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eelsoup.net
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>>2030108
I hope we get to quest tonight, because it really is a lot of fun and you really don't get to as much as you used to.
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>>2030125
Draw braeburn doing something cool
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>>2030126
*sigh*
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>>2030122
There are no heroes left in Pone.
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>>2030137
Woodchuck chucking wood.
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>>2030093
i'm torn between doodling and getting to finally watching this damn movie
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>>2030093
Tired and without inspiration.
No subject except my imagination.
Practice is slow as balls.
Pick one.
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>>2030137
Braeburn doing manly things
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>>2030134
>tfw rose hats us
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>>2030137

>>2029398
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>>2030137
Pinkie using a soft service icecream machine
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>>2030170
shut up rose
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>>2030126
I hope you're just counting "Friendship is Magic" and not "My Little Pony" overall.
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>>2030170
>tfw Rose fedoras us
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>>2030122
Pinkie Pie has no gams
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DORKS
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>>2030149
It's true

All that's left are mediocre artists, talking about people and those people circlejerking with anons trying to fit in

And it wont get better after the hiatus
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>>2030137

Mini Pinkie popping out of a candy floss machine.
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>>2030189
Dearie
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>>2029987

Oh shit, that's right, I have to draw that. Again, pony or humanized, I forgot if you said one or the other.
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>>2030170
>that feel when rose fezzes us
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>>2030126
We must create 15 pornographic images in this thread, the last of which drawn by Ross.
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>>2030122
2.3 wing power
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>>2029807
>that feel when it's over the Internet
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>>2030182
you first rose
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>>2030134
I can be your pony tonight.
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>>2030093
>you saved my ponified Dillon Francis cover
ahuehahue
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>>2030193
It was like that since the last hiatus.

Summer never ended.
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>>2030206
>tfw Nathan fedoras us
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>>2030213
Stop befriending artists
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>>2030126
Still, we will never be as bad as Pokemon fans. Silver lining and all that bullshit.
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>>2030216
no
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>>2030186
pony if pony you tard
over 30 new pics a day, you can't really escape it
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>>2030202
More inclined to pony, but whichever you'd prefer
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>>2030206

>tfw Rose wastes too much time here and should really be getting on with what she should be doing.
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>>2030228
>stop befriending people.
Are you saying the Internet should be a place where people DON'T socialize?
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>>2030234
>this will never be animated
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>>2030034
Up for a documentary on the history of horse dildoes?
Or Aliens, Forrest Gump, Sanctum, Se7en, Temple Grandin, or The Guyver.
But pfft no one would want to watch those.
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>>2030239
>filename
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>>2030265
>Up for a documentary on the history of horse dildoes?
What about dragon dildos?
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>>2030093
I am. Sort of. Got that artsy-fartsy 3Ds app and i'm just dicking around atm.

It's surprisingly good
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>>2030244
It is the worst place to socialize.

Also stop befriending artists if you don't want to deal with depressive people over the internet
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>>2030239
>mfw my edit
>mfw im on my phone
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>>2030265
>Se7en
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>>2030229
Or the Touhou fans.
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>>2030234

Rose do you have Tintin?
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>>2030265
horse dildos please
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>>2030265
If there is ACTUALLY a documentary on horse dildos, I would love to see it, for novelty purposes at the very least.
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stop
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>>2030283
He's a writer.

His name is Edgar.
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>>2030265
Horse dildos fucking please
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>>2030273
I haven't found it in Blu Ray yet. And I refuse to watch the manufacturing of horse dildos in anything less than 720p.
>>2030286
It's so much fun to pronounce too.
Seevenen.
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>>2030309
>Rose borsalinos us
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>>2030311
>writer that suffers
He must be really good then. Able to take all those dark thoughts and put them into words.
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>>2030309
>rose trilbys us
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>>2030311
He should kill himself but tell you before that you should destroy all his writing that he hasn't published.
Then you publish them.
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>>2030287
But we are fast approaching Narutards.
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>>2030316

Stream whatever you want Tess

I'll watch.
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>>2030309
>rose gatsbys us
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>>2030064

That's the point. Swettie Belle seems so innocent, yet so incredibly satisfying to see in misery and pain. To see her sad teary eyes, begging to stop her suffering, would give me a hard on.
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>>2030359
I think we already reached that level
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>>2030359
Our fandom is already worse, even though there's not quite as much porn yet.
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pone should wear hoodie more often
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>>2030374
>>2030379
Dammit guys you just had to.
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>>2030372
>not gently rape
Gaaaay
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>>2030298
>>2030308
>>2030313
>tfw i don't really have a documentary on horse dildoes
>tfw i'm searching for it now, but all i can find is porn
Life is suffering.
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>>2030395
Yes.
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>>2030350
What is all as far as I know he's written is fanfiction?
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>>2030239

If you don't mind, I'll do a human variant first.
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>>2030180
I will also draw this.
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Anyone want to watch an art stream?

The drawings are fuck awesome no they aren't.
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>>2030410
If you excuse me, I will now cry myself to sleep because I will never be able to cuddle pyjama Luna
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>>2030409
I'm sure you'll find it...
somehow...
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>>2030430
>>>/ponychan/
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>tfw Tess doesn't want you in the stream
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>>2030477
stuf ross pls draw some skinny pinkie pie for shits and gigs
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>>2030466
>tfw pinkie is a horrible cunt for drinking all the cider and then laughing about it
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>>2030496
shout out to the bronies!
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>>2030505
plz no
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>>2030496
I want to fuck a pony so fucking hard
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>>2030523
>you will never a flutterbitch
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>>2030523
We all know that feel anon... We all do...
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>You will never X with Y
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>>2030534
>you will never angry sex with discorded Pinkie Pie
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>>2030539
why must reality be so cruel
>>
we ded
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Which pony loves chocolate ice cream?
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>>2030576
twilight

she's so ronery
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We ded?
Why not try drawing
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>>2030555
It would be fucking awesome, too. She'd be enjoying herself, screaming in ecstasy, and she'd suddenly shout "Don't think I am enjoying any of this!". She'd then resume her moans of pleasure.
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>>2030589
I AM drawing

what more do you want? you want to SEE me drawing? will that shut you up?
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>>2030591
Didn't Raging Semi write a fic like this?
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>>2030591
>you will never exactly what you want to, because you're too shy
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>>2030589
But anon I am drawing.
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>>2030601
Yes!
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>>2030591
Sh-shut up anon...
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Who's a cute stallion?
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>>2030620
>stallions
>on the internet
>>
00CE1D7
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>>2030614
And just imagine, right at the moment she's over the edge, when her body starts to tremble with the throes of orgasd, she screams "This sex is terrible!" and her body would be wracked with the shudders of her intense cumming.

You will never experience this.
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>>2030629
>Ross really thought he could draw that good
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>>2030629
Holy fucking shit yes. Is there a more colored version?
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>>2030626
le us horsefuckers
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>>2030639
FUCK YOU
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>>2030612
i'm drawing >OCs and other such shit

I assure you i'd rather you not watch
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>>2030663
That pone is kawaii.
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>>2030663

Her hood is cute.
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>>2030655
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>>2030661
And as she catches her breath, removing herself from your slowly softening member, she will never look at you with disdain. She will never tell you you are awful in bed, and that she never wants to see you again. She will never turn up the next day demanding more of terrible sex from you.
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=SBzRmWeC6Ds#t=3648s

Oh Jesus Christ my sides
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>>2030686
Fuck yes. Hello new wallpaper.
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>>2030663
That is a cute ungulate
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>>2030696
Why are you doing this to me? My dick loves you but not my heart
>>
Rolling for movie.
0-1 Aliens
2-4 Sanctum
5-6 Seven
7-9 Guyver
Why aren't I drawing?
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>>2030686
I dont like that tattoo but goddamit.
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>>2030620
Alright I'll narrow it down.

Braeburn or Caramel?
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>>2030716
u r lazy
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>>2030703
I can fap to that
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>>2030692
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>>2030713
Imagine how she pounds you; angrily, spitefully, hatefully, telling you how shit you are at everything, and how much she hates you. She can't let you see she's enjoying it, because she hates enjoyment too. But she loves it deep down, because there's still a little of the old Pinkie there. When Twilight reversed her discorded control, she won't remember any of it. And she won't talk to you because she doesn't know who you are.
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>>2030716
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>>2030716
b cuz ur lazy
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>>2030725
OHHHHHH that makes much more sense.

Braeburn.
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>>2030716
FUCK YEAH.

Link to your stram so I can watch?
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>>2030692
i just noticed i dont have any scrunchy scootaloo
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>>2030751
Well, that was sad Aspirant
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>>2030716
>rolling
>>>/tg/
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>>2030765
>Aspirant
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>>2030725
braeburn
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>>2030763
Scootaloo doesn't scrunch because she has no soul. Scrunch is the language of the pony soul.
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>>2030754
this pony is far too adorable to be a guard
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>>2030763
She scrunches when she plays the piano in Show Stoppers, I can't find the pic though
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>>2030754
Hnnnng!
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>>2030725
Braeburn
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>>2030727
>>2030754
>tfw requests and commissions are due
>and i'm sitting here alone 9:40 at night with only a lamp and my screen to illuminate the dark, endless void that is my life
>>2030760
http://www.livestream.com/tesstime
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>>2030663
>>2030754
cute but you suck at perspective and variation
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>>2030772
Oh, I'm sorry anon
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So, how about dem cute ponaes?
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>>2030797
At least we can sit here alone together
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>>2030815
No worries. I just hope I didn't hurt your feelings with Discorded Pinkie, because I know how amazing it would be to fuck her. Hate sex is best sex.
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>>2030826
i'm sorry what?
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>>2030826
No this is a sanic thread.
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>>2030795
>POV bondage
UUUUUUUUNNNNNFFFFFF
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>>2030826
Dem's some cute ponae.
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>>2030826

Pretty darn cute.
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>>2030826
>>2030853
My heart can only handle so much uguu ungulates
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Streaming Sesevenen.
http://www.livestream.com/tesstime
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>>2030835
Nah it was a good description, my penis loves you
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>>2030826
Was that colored?
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>>2030875
And I... well, I am glad I was able to help your penis have a good day today.
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>>2030863
Then have some uguu human.
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Anyone want to QUEST now-later-ish?


Also cute ponies
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>>2030891
THAT ISN'T HELPING

GOOD THING I KEEP ASPIRIN HANDY
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Is it waifus time?
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>>2030909
PFFFTHAHAHA IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME MAN
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>>
Get in here you guys! It's time for the one, the only Cottoncow to read all manner of sexy, sexy clopfiction for you to enjoy! We need little fapping hands before the stream can commence!
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>>2030920
mr cake is pretty cute
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>>2030927
How sexy are we talking?
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>>2030920
why do they keep looking angry at Twilight?
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>>2030934
Mr.Cake is a very square pony
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>>2030944
So sexy that you couldn't fit your junk through a train tunnel
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>>2030955
The cake wobbles, so they think she's about to drop it.
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>>2030927
Did someone say clopfiction?
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Let's play a game
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I need to draw more so I stop being this shitty.
Discipline me /co/.
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>>2031010
Soup?
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>>2031010
Me 2 pls
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>>2030955
they are earth pony supremacists
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>>2031001
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVhU3H2RNp8
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>>2031010
>>2031018
You have to draw Mrs Cake now.
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>>2030927
>streaming yourself reading clopfiction
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>>2031017
Nope.
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>>2031025
>being Scootanon
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>>2031010
Draw more, faggot.
Specifically, draw three Pinkies attempting to find out which one is the real one.
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>>2030989
seems silly to me

>>2031010
>Discipline me /co/.

Draw 50 ponies in 5 minutes. Go go!
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>>2031025
and he is still better than you
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>>2031035
>not being scootanon
>Two Thousand and Twelweth
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>>2030892
I'll quest.
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>>2031067
>being scootanon
>2012
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February '11 here.

I never fapped to Derpy before, pony version nor human version.

Why did this get me?
>>
So no new korra today?
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>>2031096
Because >skirt
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>>2031096
I have no idea.
Feb '11 here as well. Still unbroken.
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>>2031067
>>2031085
Applebloom is superior
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>>2031117
>ftw fireemblem anon is ded
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>>2031115
I fap to ponies, but I never fapped to Derpy before don't know why

It must be the skirt...
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>>2031100
pssst, Asami is good, her dad works for Amon
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>>2031130
Man I hate that faggot so much.
>super pro bending champions
>they cant do shit against them
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>>2031068
I dunno. Things seem to be really slow.

Maybe this was a bad week to try. You wanna just post pone for the week? I have a three day weekend next week, so we can have three sessions then.
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>>2031168
Maybe she can whisper about how useless she is
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>>2031127
>not fapping to Hard Day's Work
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>>2031168
Fuck my butt. Fuck my butt. Fuck my butt. Fuck my butt.
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>>2031100
http://www.mediafire.com/?hi1o4hg45spjgf7
enjoy
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Are you watching your goat anime again, son?
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Which pony is the most useless
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>>2031205
Y-yes...
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>>2031208
Your favorite
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>>2031208
Fluttershy
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>>2031205
This look almost like a pone.

>>2031208
This one >>2031168
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>>2031208
Derpy.
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>>2031208
Spitfire
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>>2031194
What?
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Would you let yourself get raped by 10 Kirbies?
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Do you think Rainbow Dash likes being told she's pretty?
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here's a pony
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>>2031264
HIIIIIROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
You've just woken up in Equestria as a mare in a pretty dress

What do
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>>2031264
>a female
>NOT liking being told they're pretty
Impossibru.
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>>2031266
Draw a Applejack!
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>>2031275
BECOME THE SLUTTY MARE
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>>2031264
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>>2031281
>she just think you're lying
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>>2031024
k
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>>2031299
UNF
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>>2031275
I would actually be as slutty as possible. This kind of shit doesn't happen every day.
PLEASE HAVE IT HAPPEN EVERY DAY
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Is it wrong for me to use ponies as a means for escapism
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>>2031299
Work on your lines now.
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>>2031302
Glad you like it
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>>2031266

Why is Rarity an egghead?
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>>2031288
>>2031312
Alright you're slutty as hell. You've decided to go on a quest of sexual antics and telling people to get off the table.

What is your first action?
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>>2031295
>not proving your sincerity
>in any century
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>>2031275
be the sluttiest pony i can
be fucked by everyone
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Time for vocal warm-ups, class! Repeat after me, please.

"She stood upon the balcony,

Inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping,

While amicably welcoming him in."
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>>2031331
And how do you do that?
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>>2031328
Get on the table in a sexually provactive manner
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>>2030703
Thank you for posting this,

its hilarious.
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>>2031324
How, sir?
I've recently been learning how to draw with my full arm and I'm still not used to it, but it's already better than before.

Is there any other way to work on dem pesky lines?
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>>2031344
Ms. Cheerilee Anon is shooting spitwads at me!
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Friendship levels tonight?
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>>2031355
I have no idea soldier but them lines need some work.
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>>2031358
Gilda, as always
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>>2031328
Get to the bars. Whores and drunks will be great practice.
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>>2031358

minimal
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>>2031346
Your amateur table dancing failed to attract anyone.

Maybe your dress is too pretty and not slutty enough?

Action?
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>>2031365
I'll try.
Thanks
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You've just woken up in equestria next to braeburn
what do
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>>2031377
Approach someone nearby and attempt to engage in sex
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>>2031148
Alright, more time for video games.
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>>2030703
dat Christopher Walken impersonation
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>>2031393
>rape
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>>2031345
Well, it wouldn't an easy feat, certainly, if she believed firmly that you were just humoring her. But you could do little things. Repetition would, of course, reinforce the fact that you believe that she's pretty, with each time you say it bringing a bit more of a blush to her face as she starts to believe it as well. But you don't have to rely on verbal reassurances alone.
If you're looking for a quick >feel, you're barking up the wrong tree. I'm not nearly fast enough on my feet for that exercise.
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>>2031357
Don't make me devour you whole, anon! It would attract those disgusting vore fetishists!
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>>2031393
check my genitals
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>>2031377
start tearing off the dress slowly and making out with some pony
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>>2031410
oh boy, softvore cheerlie.
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>>2031410
>tfw i drew that
>tfw its shit
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>>2031395
The nearest pony is The Mayor. You rip off your dress and lunge at her while she isnt looking.

She struggles to get away calling for help but everyone around just watches in mixed reactions. The only guards nearby have a "I can fap to this" face.

Seems you got her, what do?
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>>2031393
If I just woke up how do I know I'm in Equestria?
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>>2031427
Force her onto your marehood
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>>2031410
Why do I have this saved.
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Remember yesterday when we had a Cheerilee thread? Yeah, that was great.
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>>2031407
No, I just wanted to know. It's nice seeing how some of you think.
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>>2031393
ask him to dom me of course
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>>2031439
I liked this one better
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>>2031434
You just do, okay.
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>>2031449
>braeburn
>domming
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>>2031434
Seeing as Braeburn is apparently next to you, you could conjecture.
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So rumor has it that BroNYcon is only allowing G to PG artwork in the Artist Alley this year.
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>>2031447
So long as we're clear. I mean, most of the ideas I had would assume that Dash and the person saying she's pretty were already in relationship that was "more than friends, slightly less than lovers." Or at least romantically involved.
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>>2031453
How am I supposed to cuddle a pony non sexually if I have no bearing on space and time?
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>>2031208
if you go strictly by the numbers and facts. luna has been the most useless pony in every situation. every time she is on screen she is making the problem worse and whenever she is needed she is nowhere to be found.
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>>2031122
That is not how ovipositors work
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>>2031436
You try to force yourself into her, only to result in a loud slapping noise.

You look at yourself in confusion. It seems you don't have the tools necessary

The Mayor squirms out of your hold while you are distracted and runs away.

Well damn.

The crowd stares at you.

What now genius?
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>>2031473
Nah thats imposibru!
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>>2031452
>Cheerilee will never take you and the other problem student to the Everfree Forest before hunting you down like The Most Dangerous Game
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>>2031464
>fanon
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>>2031486
ONE OF THOSE GUARDS MUST HAVE A BONER
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>>2031464
boner no
soaren is not fap-worthy
but that braeburn
UNF
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>>2031486
>>2031497
GENIUS
SEX THE GUARDS
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>>2031486
>>2031497
This.
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>>2031492
i don't have the other greentext of this.
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>>2031506

Offer to be spitroasted.
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>>2031474
I love that premise.
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>>2031393
take the first train to canterlot to have proper gay horse sex with hoity
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>>2031480
Anuses aren't supposed to work that way either, but that doesn't stop anyone.
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>>2031535
Yes please
or DP
but cock is delicious
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The anatomy on this is horrible, but I like the idea, and those apples on display almost make it worthwhile.
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>>2031543
>commision by SB
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>>2031549
>you will never have a CoolWhip dispenser tied to your bedframe
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>>2031545
Well no but I mean that would be two phalli interlocking. Ovipositor's aren't holes.
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>>2031497
>>2031506

Desire taking over, you rush at the guards. Their eyes go wide for a moment when they see you approach, but then return to their usual statue-like emotionless state.

You rub yourself all over one of the guards getting no reaction out of him whatsoever.

Clearly they'd have a boner by now!

You look underneath him to find No genitals at all

Perhaps the same thing that makes all the guards look the same (enchanted armor perhaps?) also hides them.

The other guard finally speaks.

"Ma'am if you continue to cause a disturbance we'll have to detain you."

Oh shit. What ya gonna do now?
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>>2031543
what kind of censor is that
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>>2031549
>frosting jizz

mlp porn is the only time i approve of this blunder
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>>2031561
>implying that's a bad thing
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>>2031559
>Well no but I mean that would be two phalli interlocking.

Even better.
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>>2031575
...

Fair enough.

Still doubt the editor knew what they were talking about.
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>>2031561
Were a smart enough slutty mare to know when to go somewhere else.
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>>2031561
start clopping and kill myself when i cum
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So we're back on changelings now? Well, that and slutty mares again.
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>>2031597
>OC

Nope.
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>>2031561
kill them

nobodoy without genitalia should be allowed to live
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>>2031603
Let's not be rash. Maybe they're just... Hidden like he said.

>>2031561
I'm thinking attempt an inverse-ghost blowjob.
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>>2031610
Agreed
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>>2031561
>>2031610
He might be be write. Ghost Blowjob!
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>>2031610
Go ahead with this.
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>>2031572
>>2031593
You briefly think about the implications of "detain" but in the end you decide its best to play it safe.

You walk down the road some while thinking about your situation.

You're a mare
You lost your pretty dress
You're horny as fuck
And nobody seems to want some of that ass

Maybe you are going about it the wrong way? Perhaps being slutty in Equestria takes a different angle?

You're now in the middle of town.

Course of action?
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>>2031629
>>2031610
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>>2031629
Grind against something
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>>2031629
Where the fuck is big mac? He can devastate your anus.
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>ERP

Cant you guys wait for after the thread is over?
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>ghost blowjobs
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>>2031643
nigga dis is a quest
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>>2031643
Looks like a quest to me but I dont know.
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>>2031629
Pleasure myself since no one wants to do it for me ;_;
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>>2031629
Go to the cuddlestore and offer yourself to the customers looking for cuddle videos
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>>2031648
GHOST

BLOWJOBS?
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>>2031629
Look around for an easy target.
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>>2031643
>implying there was anything else happening
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>>2031629
Kids are easy to rape.

Go to the school
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>>2031649
>>2031650
Well technically those are supposed to wait till death too, but honestly, we so fucking ded right now it doesn't matter.
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>>2031666
What's wrong Carl Satan?
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>>2031649
>>2031650
What difference? Wait til after the thread like the rest of the quests.
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>>2031658
>>2031648
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>>2031649
>>2031650
Quests are usually done in the dead threads too, if it's of any size, but not sure that matters too much tonight given we're pretty drat dead.
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>>2031629
Let's continue on in the search for something with a cock
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>>2031666
>666
>Carl
>Discord
>Kid rape

Just how fucking evil did I somehow make this pose?
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>>2031685
>the burdened
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hey MLPG I was suppose to bug you about this earlier but I'm a faggot, so here it goes

you know that MLPG album that was made a while ago by a bunch of obscure artists?
of course you don't

anyways, here's something where everyone can help out!
we be doin a singalong
and by we I mean me

they are very fun and enjoyable
also really fucking stupid
many boards do them like /mu/, /a/, /jp/, /v/, /r9k/, the list can go on...
so why not amirite?

here are a few examples of a singalong
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMWKlxGUsQU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORbYh4VIxC8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88RVqSVp0MY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlGh_okr5nI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_1DBWROf78

so as you can see, it's very autistic
beyond autistic
but >fun!

you can join us in our new horse on FiM
/oatmeal/res/11090.html

we're doing the song SMILE SMILE SMILE
just record yourself singing the song or just a part of it
you can try to sing well, you can be lul s0 funneh, you can be monotone/autistic, you can be whatever the fuck you want

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNrXMOSkBas
^^^dat shitt nigga

just always remember
SMILE SMILE SMILE
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Why do we exist...
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>>2031685
>>2031693
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>>2031284
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>>2031700
Why do we...

>>2031709
Thank you anon-kun.
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>>2031698
no
fuck off
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>>2031682
Ah, thats a good strategy. Cant think of something to talk about? Try erotic roleplaying!
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>>2031698
It really sounds fun
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>>2031720
why? it's not like it's some brony thing
4chan does it all the time
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>>
IT BEGINS
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>>2031704
Anyone have the original pic?
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>watching that star wars video thing, where all the VAs ahve gathered to be silly and read starwars script
>a scene with tara doing han solo lines as Twilight sparkle
>jabba the hutt has somehow become referred as princess celestia

oh god, the mental image
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>>2031731
>our thread in /oat/

Yes it is.

Plus it says here you don't give a flying fuck about the quality, and all it takes is one person singing like a jackass offkey on purpose to completely demolish something.

And that will happen here, several different ways.

I see no reason to participate in that trainwreck.
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>>2031698
tl;dr singalong to smile smile smile for mlpg
post recording of you singing the song or just a part in FiM thread /oatmeal/res/11090.html
swag me the fuck out
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slutty mare quest is ded ;_;
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>>2031757
Ross, where is Ross. He can totally do this.
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>>2031769
our lust for cock shall never be satiated
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>>2031762
FiMchan is our backup chan nigger or did you forget that?
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>>2031771
I'd rather he not.
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>>2031769
it will live on
in your dreams
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>>2031762
>He thinks it is on Ponychan.

What the fuck is wrong with you
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>>2031762
>Plus it says here you don't give a flying fuck about the quality, and all it takes is one person singing like a jackass offkey on purpose to completely demolish something.
did you not see the examples posted? is this the first time you've seen a singalong that wasn't by bronies?
it's kinda the point
and if it's too autistic or something a try-hard 9fag kid would do I'll just not include it

holy fuck way to get asspained over something fun
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>>2031792
>tfw i don't remember my dreams
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>>2031658
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>>2031787
>>2031793
No one remember FiMchan aside from the people who actually go there.
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>>2031817
shut up SB
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>>2031817
id give a ghost a blowjob
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>>2031811
Your dreams don't have to be in your sleep, anon
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>>2031841
Negative, ghostrider
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>>2031836
the general discussion board is dead and the threads last for months
so it'd be a good storage place for a discussion while still maintaining our beloved imageboard layout

I really don't see the problem
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I can stop if its pissin people off. I honestly didnt expect it to escalate to this.

>>2031657

Aha!

You look at your flank to find a silhouette of...

A pony poledancing

Huh, you didn't think they had those here.

As such you have no freakin' idea where one would be.

There is another set of guards nearby. Strange, you didn't think such a quiet town would need so many guards. Maybe something is going on?

You shake the though from your head and approach them.

"Excuse me sirs, is there a gentlemen's club or brothel in town?"

They seem shocked at the nature of the question but nonetheless one speaks up.

"Yes there is. Madame Rarity owns "The Bucking Mare". Its down the road there, 5th building on the left. You can't miss it."

The other guard speaks up.

"Aren't you the one who caused a scene not too long ago?"

Word gets around fast huh.

"You thinkin about gettin a job there? Might suit you. Maybe I'll visit you there sometime."

With a nod and a "Thank you" you're on your way to your destiny.

The guards directions were spot on and you find a rather flashy building. They aren't exactly trying to hide it are they?

You enter to find what you'd expect from a "Gentlemen's club".

You could find Rarity (You knew she was a slut) or maybe get down to business before gettin down to business...

What'll it be skank?
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>TFW MLP becomes the new Spongebob of episode quality
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>>2031879
>not madame cherry jubilee

quest dropped.
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>>2031886
how? it's just dead
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>>2031893
Wrong town or I would have.
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>>2029784
Personally, and I know this is late response, but personally I think you should rape him, honestly
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>>2031879
get down to "business" with rarity
now
HORNFUCKING, AWAY
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>>2031886
Or worse new simpsons
with celebrity cameos
like sethisto and wolf nanaki
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>>2031879
Let's audition for a job.
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>>2031907
Well fucking move it to the town.
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>>2031914
OH FF
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>>2031879
Let's get a job
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>>2031879
not asking you to stop, just wait until the thread is over. Hell, use the last thread if you want. It should still be up.
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>>2031928
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>>2031928
This actually may be the appropriate course of action.
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>>2031914

>Jr cameo
>Ross cameo
>Faceless cameo
>Dafty cameo
>Loud anon cameo
>>rape cameo
>GG cameo
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>>2031914

in the same episode
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Here's where I really wish I had mangneto's speed, among other things.
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>>2031948
>Loud anon cameo
>WOW IS THAT THE BLUE PONY? I LOVE THE BLUE PONY

>>2031960
Great job man.
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>>2031960
and i wish i had your skill

Also are you gay?
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>>2031960
8/10 would snuggle with
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>>2031971
>Loud anon cameo
>WOW IS THAT THE BLUE PONY? I LOVE THE BLUE PONY

Best scene of the fucking show not kidding, that would be hilarious
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>>2031960
I see your imagination is as vivid as ever.
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>>2031960
I like your work better.
>>
Which pone would you want to wake up next to on a Sunday morning?
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>>2031928
No.
>>
marecunt
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>>2031992
This one >>2031960
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>>2031983
Nope.

>>2031989
That's not nice. I'm as aware of my shortcomings as anyone.
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>>2031992
All of them
Every single one
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>>2031948
>GG cameo
>lol sex joke xd
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>>2031992
braeburn
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>>2032007
>Not gay

I know I always commission gay porn and Im totally straight.
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>>2031914
>no jokes
>only pop culture reference jokes

>Applejack trying to use the Apple iPad™
>Twilight Sparkle reads Twilight
>Rarity sings a parody of Born This Way
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>>2032007
>no
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>>2032015
>Princess Bitch cameo
>Someone asks about her freckles
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>>2031992
Pope pony.
>"Get ready Anon, it's the sabbath day!"
>"Today is the day that we prank the pony Gods for all we have and let them forgive us for all of our sins!"
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>>2031992
Pinkie Pie because I'd like to wake up next to her every day of the week
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So should I move the, shit i dunno is it a quest?

Whatever it is.
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>>2032031
HAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK
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>>2032043
No
no

just keep going
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>>2032043
Might as well; out of courtesy
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>>2032007
> I'm as aware of my shortcomings as anyone.

Well, work on it a bit. Add some backgrounds, give some context, have a scenario.
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>>2032043
If you keep going, it probably would be a good idea. Don't need to get the plebs riled up.
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>>2032043
I don't really care, it isn't getting the way of anything more important.
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>>2032007
>no
But everybody's gay for braeburn
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>>2032048
You have your hand in your pants right now dont you.

I dont think it will be continuing much longer anyway. Maybe a couple more posts. Dont want it to be a full fledged thing. Like I said I didnt expect people to actually go along with it. Fuckin MLPG
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>>2032031
Why is that cat so fucking expressive
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>>2032069
AT LEAST TELL US YOUR NAME
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>>2032069
Hah. You should have seen what happened LAST time that got asked
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>>2032064
I'm not.
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Hey sb

why just just do more color variation

like on that one candyass picture

and maybe, just maybe: add a background
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>>2032043
yes please.
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>>2032088
>why just just do more color variation

what?
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where is AB i need to fap
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>>2032087
Yes you are.
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>>2032043
Keep it here, it's the only thing happening in the thread.
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>>2032087
what
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>>2032102
Fuck off.
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>>2032043
I don't mind either way, but here's the link to the dead horse if you decide to move.
>>2026115
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>>2032102
Go hit a /v/ topic, or talk to him through steam if you want more of that cat porn.
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>>2032105
Got nothing to talk about? Shit up the thread with ERP!
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>>2032103
>>2032106
I'm boringly heterosexual. Not even /co/ could turn me gay.
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>>2032096
like
things aren't just one color
light gives off some other colors

think discos and raves
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>>2032127
then why the commission?
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>>2032127
Oh, come on.

What if he sorta just let those panties slip off?

That any better?
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>>2031658
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>>2032135
I believe you have me confused for someone else.
I've never commissioned anybody anything.
Mostly because no money. I was simply posting that picture for its comedic value.
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>>2032155
woops.
>>
>spend a week drawing something
>put a lot of effort into it
>barely noticed
>draw a stupid 20 minute doodel thing
>OMG BEST THING EVER comments
what the hell.
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>>2032155
What is the secret to drawing progress?
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>>2032127
>I'm boringly heterosexual. Not even /co/ could turn me gay.

My negro.
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>>2032173
Post your art
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>>2032173
That's art for you.
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>>2032139
Nothin'. I just don't find it appealing at all.
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>>2032195
so you arent SB?
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>>2032174
Practice
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>>2032202
Correct.
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Why is this fandom so fucking awful? Even inside the boat it's a fucking disgrace sometimes.
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>>2032080
Anon

You figure they'd want to see what you can do so you'd be sucking two dicks with one mouth...so to speak.

You ask one of the ladies who work here the whereabouts of "Madame Rarity".

"She should be in her office. Up the stairs big double doors at the end of the hall."

You thank her with a slap to the ass (she liked it, good call) and head up the stairs. You come upon two large doors with many colored gems making a giant "R" on each one.

It doesnt surprise you in the least.

You knock on the door and get a "Come in Darling" for a response.

You enter the room to find more purple than you thought existed. Seriously everything was purple what the hell.

Sitting behind a large desk is that marshmallow pony you've been looking for. You introduce yourself and the reason for your visit.

"Oh my a new mare looking to join us! Thats wonderful darling! We just happen to be looking for someone like you. Of course we'll have to see if you can...meet our standards."

"I personally test all new recruits, darling. Are you ready to show me your skill?"
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>>2032208
How did you practice?
WHAT DID YOU DO

TELL ME
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>>2032195
Oh. You're sure? Not even something a little more trappy?
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>>2032139
fuck SB. I'd suck off Braeburn.

Not a homo.
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>>2032210
>Fanbase based off MY LITTLE PONY
>On 4chan
What the fuck did you expect?
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>>2032211
nah
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>>2032214
Find something you like to draw.

Draw it. Then do it over and over and over until you get good.

Repeat.
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>>2032219
>i'd suck a males dick
>not gay though
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>>2032215
Look, pal, you're barking up the wrong tree here.
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>>2032211
SHOW ME YOUR MOVES
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>>2032229
but nothing ever seems to come out good no matter how I try
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>>2031698
>singalong
cool
sucks /co/ only did, like, two
and they sucked />they could never really coordinate a singalong
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>>2032240
Well that's a right shame.

You don't know what you're missing.
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>>2032238
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
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>>2032243
give up and accept that you won't amount to anything
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>>2032238
There's nothing gay about sucking dicks.
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>>2032238
It's only gay if the balls touch.
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>>2032211
Let's do this.
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>>2032249
I remember /b/ rolling for a song, Livin' on a Prayer won iirc and it was fucking great, best 4chan's singalong in my opinion
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>>2032269
So say you are suckin off two guys, not gay in the least, but their balls touch.

Does that make you gay by association or just them?
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>>2032284
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>>2032249
can someone post a /co/ singalong?
I wanna see if they sound like either a bunch of fat misogynistic neckbeards
or a bunch of ugly femanons

>>2032276
>/b/
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>mfw someone was impersonating me on Skype and Livestream

Well. Apparently I'm important enough to be impersonated.
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>>2032260
jeez sb
i just wanted to be your friend
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>>2032299
>/b/

Something wrong, anon?
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I just found my xbox360 came with an ethernet cable! I had put it away back when I first got it not knowing what it was
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>>2032243
Then keep trying until it does. You have to be stubborn about it. Once you finally start making things that look good, then you know that you've gotten past the first hurdle. The next hurdle is making good things consistently.
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>>2032299
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IcY7PA1I08
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Wait, when did we join this?
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>>2032294
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA OH MY FUCKING GOD AHAHHAHAHA
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>>2032302
Weird.
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>>2032333
>Not using the mane 6

0/10 Would not save.
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>>2032311
/b/ is awful
this is tru fax

>>2032320
wow they all sound underaged
I thought I was the only one
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>>2032276
Yeah, it was really good http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hW8-Sv0yUs
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>>2032317
god damn that pony loves anal
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>>2032349
Listen to it, man, it's really nice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hW8-Sv0yUs
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>>2032238
He's not very masculine.
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>>2032269
>mental gymnastics
It's gay
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>>2032317
how long
how long do I need to draw
I've been at it for 6 months
and nothing
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>>2032294
Hot
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>>2032365
It's a joke, anon.
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>>2032370
Then drawing isn't your thing, accept it and move on
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>>2032362
god damn
but they're suppose to be ironically bad
so since it's good that means it's bad in a singalong standard

it is really well done though
even though the song sucks
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>>2032398
Homophobes don't have a sense of humor.
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Which pony has the softest nose?
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>>2032421
Lyra
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>>2032429
Would you boop it non-sexually?
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>>2032370
Honestly, it takes more than undirected practice. Take some initial class lessons and get critique from experienced artists(/ic/ is analogous piss-off old man with tons of basic wisdom).
Keep a sketchbook. Learn shadows, form, perspective, proportion, motion, e
Everything actually.
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>>2032370
who knows. For some people it takes years.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh_AW_ZEtTI&feature=related

>Top comment:
>YOU CAN JUST HEAR THE LACK OF FRIENDS

AAAHAHAHHA OH MY GOD HAHAHHA
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>>2032434
As long as cuddling afterwards still counts.
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>>2032370
These things take time. Some people have that epiphany earlier than others. Just keep at it every day. At least an hour a day just drawing. It doesn't have to be all at once, just so long as you do it.
Look at other peoples' work. Watch streams. Observe techniques and gather references. Remember, a good artist borrows techniques, a great artist steals them and alters them for his own style and purposes.
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>>2032370
>>2032438
And always remember: if you're having fun while drawing, you're not improving.
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>>2032463
It's just like getting your cutie mark!
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>Shipfags use vast number of females as justification for lesbian ships
>They gay-ship Braeburn

Fuck everything.
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>>2032463
GIVE ME THE FUCKING BILL
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>>2032468
Pone sure love pie.
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>>2032451
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>>2032482
What trillion dollar bill? I don't have any trillion dollar bill.
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>>2032463
>>2032441
>>2032438
>>2032468
i can do it
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Would you cuddle with a Fluttershy?

How?
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>>2032478
the only straight braeburn ship I see is with carrot top and I hate it
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How would you feel if Rarity gave you a case of the blue balls?
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>>2032502
You ain't got the guts.
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>>2032515
Blue balls are a myth
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>>2032515
I'd feel like spike
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>>2032515
>getting blue balls from worst pony

id rather get blue balls from fucking too much
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>>2032508
Braeburn x LSH = otp
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>>2032515
I would feel like I gotta go rape unicorn.
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>>2032508
actually I see more of applecest and little strong heart or whatever
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>>2032506
Yes
Cradled in my arms while relaxing in a rocking chair
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>>2032478
>implying ships need to be "justified"
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>>2032524
>i've never had them, therefore they're a myth
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88RVqSVp0MY&feature=related
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>>2032528
but that IS worst pony!
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>>2031477
scrubbing bubbles y u no quest tonight
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>>2032211

You didnt expect Rarity to be the one to test you but you're not complaining. You need to be fucked in some fashion and it needs to be NOW.

You nod.

"Fabulous! Follow me darling and we'll get started."

With a glow she opens up a door on the other side of the office. She leads you through it and you arrive at a carbon copy of her room at the boutique. Only there is a table at the foot of the bed decorated with a collection of toys.

Theres even one that looks brand new, in the shape of a human hand. It has a little tag on it reading "From Lyra".

"Alright darling, up you go!"

With another glow she flings you onto the bed and hops up on top of you standing in the bed. You knew she was a feisty one in bed.

"Show me your moves, darling"
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>>2032543
>You can't prove that god doesn't exist therefore god exists
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>>2032515
I feel like raping Fluttershy again.
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>>2032545
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
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>>2032506
Which version of Fluttershy are we talking about here?
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>>2032556
>show me your moves darling
ehehehehehehehe
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>>2032556
Where is this going, because you have my interest.
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>>2032581
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>2032581
The pony as depicted in the show.

But how would you cuddle that version?
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>>2032581
>love that figure

>anthro

GOD DAMNIT
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>>2032563
I've read this fanfic before.
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>>2032560
>You can't prove god does or doesn't exist
>Therefore you don't know
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>>2032502
Then don't just say it, do it. Now get to it.
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>>2032614
Link?
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>>2032598
>>2032594
You take the lead, bringing your hooves around her head to bring her mouth to yours. You force your tongue into her mouth and explore every inch.

After a few seconds, which felt like eternity, she pulls back with a trail of saliva connecting your mouths.

"Mmm that was heavenly, you really are good at this aren't you!"

For some reason that comment makes you blush, but not enough for MLPGs standards.

"No need to be embarassed darling, being good at this sort of thing is a beatiful gift. Now I'm ready for you to give me your all. But I need you to do one thing for me."

"Anything Madame" you say in a lusty voice.

I need you to wake up.

"What?"

"Wake up darling"

Confusion washes over your face. "What are you talking about?"

Suddenly you feel like you are falling, the room, and Rarity, fade away from you.

Darkness.

You regain consciousness to a steady beeping noise. You open your eyes to find you're in what looks like a hospital.

"Doctor he's awake!" A nurse at the door shouts down the hall.

Wait that isnt Readheart, or even that little nurse... shes...

You look at your... hands?

No, it cant be!

"You gave us quite a scare there son, we didn't think anyone would survive that crash."

You will never be a slutty mare ;_;
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>>2032581
Yeah you know that's not... Well...

I guess. since it's...

Ssssshit, I'm a furry now, aren't I?

>>2032603
Right in the tub.
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>>2032616
i'll tell you one thing that can be proven, however: the fact that discussing the issue isn't going to find the solution
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>>2032556
Show here our moves.
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Does anyone have any cute Appletini pictures?
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>>2032628
10/10
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>>2032641
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>>2032641
>you will never find Appletini passed out next to a single apple core, her belly comically swollen
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>>2032641
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>>2032628
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>>2032581
>>2032581
>boob connecting under the arm

every time
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>>2032627
>he actually wants to read fanfiction
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did GG ever do that r63 cuddling belly rub thing from yesterday?
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>>2032628
>you will never be the slutty mare
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I won't fail in request....
give me your request.
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>>2032641
Here's another I have, sized down by a factor of 4.
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>>2032628
Best end.
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>>2032628
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>2032714
Leona riding Celestia into battle.
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>>2032714
Rainbow Dash combing her mane to line up all the colors
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>>2032714
Draw Sweetie Belle in a marshmallow armor.
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>>2032714
Dash or Chrysalis being tsundere for cuddles
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>>2032705
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>>2032714
Wings look weird but it's cute as fuck, good work japanon!
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>>2032714
FLUTTERSHY EMERGING FROM A COCOON AS HORRIBLE, SOULLESS MAN-EATING MONSTER
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>>2032745
What the hell happened to the size of my picture?
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>>2032745
>Thumbnail

I will kill you and rape the body.
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>>2032628
Maybe not, but I can pretend to be a pretty darn good one, so nyah.
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>>2032745
SMALLER
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>>2032714
the front legs are different lengths.
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>>2032714
Braeburn doing something manly
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>>2032745
SMALLER
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>>2032771
You saved the thumbnail, probably.
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Didn't you guys used to talk about Braeburn being a personal sex slave?
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>>2032651
>>2032686
>>2032709
>>2032722
>>2032723


Glad to be of service.
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>>2032779
>Braeburn doing something manly

You mean like his cousin Mac?
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>>2032772
>>2032776
>>2032785
I don't know how that happened. It was big when I saved it.
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>>2032785
>>2032776
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>>2032714
Braeburn doing something un-manly.
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>>2032791
thats it?
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>>2032802
That's what they all say. It's alright to have performance issues, Anon.
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>>2032796
We've moved to talking about keeping colts as ice cream machines.
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>>2032816
I STILL CAN SEE IT
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>>2032825
GG is done.
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>>2032714
Pony godzilla
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Does MLPG like ice cream?
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>>2032818
>Braeburn doing something un-manly.

You mean like his cousin Mac in a dress?
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>>2032463
That is what I hate most about learning to draw, copying others
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I feel like I should art, but what should I art, anons?
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>>2032845
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>>2032855
Bet you're having fun.

How is he?
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>>2032855
do I look like some manchild faggot?
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>Lock pony folder away
>Find another pony folder

oh god
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>>2032862
Some ponies.
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>>2032858
Or like his cousin Mac in this.
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>>2032883
I'd splotch that butt
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>>2032886
which ponies?
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>>2032866
He tells me that he is horny, and that he wants to 69 with you, Anon.
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>>2032905
blue pony
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>>2032905
braeburn
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>>2032905
Applejack trying to pick the apples off of braeburn's butt
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>>2032911
which blue pony?
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>>2032905
Applejack
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>>2032926
Luna.
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What if pony was this big?
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>>2032926
Rainbow Dash and or Soarin
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>>2032938
How am I supposed to fuck that?
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>>2032938

NOT SMALL ENOUGH.

Although that size is still acceptable.
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>>2032935
That is terrible blue pony.
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>>2032926
Scratch listening to Eiffel 65
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>>2032951
Fucking it
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>>2032938
I'd tear it apart with my dick
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>>2032926
Merzbow Dash
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>>2032951
Very, very carefully, so you don't hurt anything.
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>>2032938
I would give it the tenderest, most loving hugs
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>>2032955
Would you rather he have said Trixie?
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>>2032881
No. Just calm down and have a bite.
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>>2032955
Draw green and purple pegasus pony
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>>2032963
With an animal that small, you'll damage something no matter how hard you try.
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>>2032960
>merzbow dash
pls elaborate
is she kkkkkkkshhhhhreeekjflskd;f or just autistic?
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>>2032973
Yes, I could have just posted this crap and pretended it was brand new.
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>>2032910
Well that's a very sweet gesture. Tell him I said thanks, and apologize for my absence.
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>>2032981
The former
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>>2032974
What's the best method of extracting ice cream ingredients from a pony?
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>>2032974
fuck now I'm craving some
fuck you
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>>2032977
>marshmallow pony
>damage
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>>2032855
I'm eating ice cream right now holy shit
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>>2032976

Now you're cookin with gas
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>>2032938
nah that's probably the perfect size for you
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>>2032977
Mashmallow pony physics. Shush.
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>>2032977
In fact with an animal that small, you'll damage something no matter how soft you try.
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Oh shit I farted so bad I think it came with suprise
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>>2033001
That pone is ugly.
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>>2032951
Well first you pick it up with a single hand.
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>>2033018
HAHAHAHAHHA YES! THIS IS WHAT THIS THREAD NEEDS!
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>>2033021
.
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Would you join an otherwise all-pone curling team?
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>>2033033
I miss japan time...
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>listening to jesus christ surferstar

OH

YEAH
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>>2033046
Exactly, and I'm gonna rape that pony
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>>2033053
THAT LUNA DOESNT EVEN EXIST ANYMORE
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>>2032990
Well the first time you'd want to use your hand, or both hands if you have a stallion instead of a colt. After the first time you can either feed him his ice cream until he blows, or give him a few bites and tease him. The first way gives a richer product, but the second way gives a larger volume of product.
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>>2033070
>LUNA DOESNT EVEN EXIST ANYMORE

FTFY
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>>2033030
WHAT the FUCK did you just say?! FUCK. YOU buddy
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>>2033070
WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK
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>>2033070
Maybe when she's bored or something
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>>2033030

That is a terrible thing to say about a pone, anonymous
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>>2032991
If you want some all you have to do is ask.
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>>2033092
DASH
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>>2033112
gimme twilight ice cream then

I will try to make it myself and eat it
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>>2033110
He's kinda right
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>>2033082
>Luna never existed

;_;
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>>2033134
Fuck off Dash
You're like Terse when it comes to opinions
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>>2033070
>luna will never get a haircut again
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>>2033134
>roflbot
You could at least use pomf.me
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>>2033070
maybe god pones can turn their hair on and off
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>>2033082
Luna was in the last episodes, and we now know Cadence is coming back so we'll see her again I'm sure
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>>2033153
Dude I didn't do it
And it's old as fuck
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>>2033135
Exactly, Luna is just Lunafags tulpa in the show
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>>2033163
>and we now know Cadence is coming back so we'll see her again I'm sure
Wait wait what?
Source?
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>>2033163
A HUUR HUUURUHUHURR WHAT'S A JOEK
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>>2033053
>Princess Luna assaults a Burro and gets shot
>Zecora puts out a bounty on the Burro
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>>2033163
How do we know that Cadence is coming back?

This is terrible news.
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>>2033170
>tulpa
I've seen this word thrown around but what exactly is it?
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>>2033189
a type of mild autism
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>>2033189
like an imaginary friend
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>>2033189
Self-induced schizophrenia.
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>>2033189
Some kind of form of retardation
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>>2033189
Mental construct. Like an imaginary friend, but it's just a manifestation of your own subconscious.
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>You will never go out for Fourthmeal with Princess Luna
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>>2033189
It's like an imaginary friend but you undergo a process that takes weeks or months to irreparably damage your psyche so that you are actually hallucinating the character (tulpa) at all times.
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>>2033176
There is this new clear plastic pony set that says crystal kingdom with Cadence on it
>>2033178
HURR DURR ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING SHOW OH MY GOD
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>>2033209
>you will never have a chalupa with your chalupa
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>>2033209
>Chalupas

Aw fuck now I'm hungry even though I'm about to go to bed
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>>2033209

Yeah, great, let's just fucking get all the fartfags all riled up again. Asshat.
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>>2033132
Twilight doesn't have a penis silly, but Spike shares her color if that's what you want.
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>>2033218
>toys
Also didn't Seth say before the finale that we'll never see Cadence and SA again?
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>>2033209
>you will never have real tacos
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>>2033240
furry pls go
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>>2033218
That is insanely tenuous at best.
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MLPG Hamburger Time Journal Day 28
Morale: High
Horsefucking Levels: High
Flavor of the Day: Slow
Post count for 05/19/12: 3851

Slow slow slow, it's been a very slow day for MLPG. Interesting things must be happening elsewhere today, because it's not really happening here.

Rampant ERP I guess, but that's not so unusual.

All quiet on the western front.
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>>2033217
>>2033207
Sounds... Interesting... So basically people turn to insanity just to have a character from a kids tv show with them? Sounds stupid
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>>2033237
>Implying Seth works for the show

I agree with >toys though. They're always wrong
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>>2033240
leave
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>>2033240
Just report the post and move on, fellas.
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>>2033249

Burritos > tacos.
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>>2032974
>rumble.jpg
Fuck, you're calling me out, aren't you.
It's not going to work, I've almost gotten over it. I've only fapped to rumble ~10 times in the past week, so ha!
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lets see if duplicate file

yeah, it starts here >>2026668
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>>2033259
what would constitute low moral?
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>>2033240
why are you posting furry bullshit on mlp? this ins the my litte furry general, retard
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>>2033275
>Duplicate file
Just add a pixel of anything anywhere and that problem is fixed.
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>>2033260
Well I don't know about that. I think the source material that talked about tulpae billed it more as a direct line of access to your subconscious, without all the vagueness and subtlety that memories and dreaming obfuscate it with.
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>>2033263
I'm sure he said that when he saw the finale before us.
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>>2033259
Slowest day since we moved-
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>>2033259
Leth did you consider that quest thing ERP even though the worst thing that actually happened was french kissing?
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>>2033260
>not going through extreme psychological damage to be with your waifu
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>>2033260
Well the people in /mlp/ aren't. They're just roleplaying pony roommates. They haven't been exposed to the idea of tulpas long enough to have actually made one. But yes.
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>>2033278
If I start losing faith in MLPG, moral drops.
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>>2033110
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>>2033259
leth we miss you
come back
>>
The next pony that is posted I will pretend to snuggle with tonight
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i managed to convince a friend to make a draw tread.

>>2032178

if you are interested
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>>2033273
Cosmo pls go
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Did Cosmo ever finish that fanfic?
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>>2033240
Imma respond too :D

nice filename by the way
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>>2033312
>>
Which robotic voice does Leth sound like?

I like to imagine him as the DoW dreadnought

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecB6Eh7f3l8&feature=relmfu
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>>2033275
Silly Lyra, that's not how you eat bananas!
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>>2033312
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>>2033310
I've been here all day, dude.

I just post without my trip nearly all the time.
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>>2033304
>Leth
>Losing faith in the MLPG
>Ever

The very idea is laughable.
Please never do that, you're literally the first and last line of defense against the serious business gloomies around here.
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>>2033259
>that feel when horses are only slow on days I'm not on it
I watched the entire first and second season of Breaking Bad with my mother today and I didn't even feel like going to the general very much
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>>2033327
I think he sounds like the Jarvis AI.
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>>2033304
and that would be caused by?
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>>2033273
Have you considered another colt?
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>>2033353
You
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>>2033341
>That feel when no TV or internet or anything when season 5 hits
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>>2033334
what kind of things do you say? please tell me you don't bitch
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>Forget to put noko in email field
>End up on front page
>Fluffy pony thread getting upset because somebody posted a story where the fluffy pony doesn't die or otherwise get hurt
god I miss quick reply moot fix your shit
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>>2033327
For some reason I imagine all robotic voices as either the voice filter for Goliath pilots or 'toss Dragoons.

I read Atomic Robo as the latter and for some reason his snarkiness gets SO MUCH BETTER LIKE THAT
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>>2033333
Nice quints, dawg.
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>>2033327
I only read his posts in QAI's voice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC5fgqsvfX8
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>>2033326
>>2033333
Too late, lamewads!

I get a double feature tonight! With foals too!

>>2033323


Enjoy pretending to snuggle your SHIT ponies
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>>2033333
>>2033333
>>2033333
>>2033333
WUT
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>>2033368
What happened to quick reply? Mie is workin
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>>2033334
Leth plz don't do this
I need to know when you're posting
Or my soul dies a little
I want to know your controversial opinions and thoughts
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>>2033368
>Not using 4chan x
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>>2033327
I like to think he sounds like Sweetiebot
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>>2033379
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>>2033368
>Noko
>Not just 4chan Xing by now
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Hehehe..wat...
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>>2033367
I suppose you'll never know.

ooooOOOoooooohh
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>>2033389
i don't think this is fixing any problems between you two
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>>2033389
Don't further the god damn drama between you two. Keep that shit off the general, fuck.
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>>2033387
Mine just comes up with a blank captcha, nothing I try gets it working again. After searching around I've found some people who had the issue in the past but it's come and gone.

>>2033394
I'm using x, dumpass
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>>2033309

>that expression

Haha yesss
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>>2033389
>Implying you didn't post the first one
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Which pony feels the best around your dick?
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>>2033327

This is Leth's theme music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U81i3ORUcdI
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>>2033412
Meant to post with this.

4chan at my picture!
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>>2033412
I BET YOU LIKE BLUE PONE DON'T YOU??
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>>2033318
I'M NOT COSMO

>>2033358
yes, but rumble is just so perfect
his voice, his hair
he sounds like the type to squeal and pant

also someone was talking about a scootaloo casual cocksock thing a couple of days ago and that has been pretty therapeutic
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>>2033384
>>2033373
>Acknowledging quints
I never asked for this
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>>2033455
>also someone was talking about a scootaloo casual cocksock thing a couple of days ago and that has been pretty therapeutic
Tell me more.
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>Horsing around
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>>2033455
I read that in that voice.
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T deal: You go to Equestria! Human or pony, your choice! Magic adventures, tons of fun!

The catch: No sex. Nothing. No masturbation. For all intents and purposes, you and the ponies have no genitalia to speak of, though babies still keep popping up.
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All that is now, all that is gone, all that's to come and everything under the sun is in tune
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>>2033328
Such a silly pony
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>>2033436
Goo pony.
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>>2033259

Capped!
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>>2033455
>couple of days ago
That was this morning. Or last night, depending on your sleep schedule.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBzRmWeC6Ds&t=60m49s
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Spitty and AB, get the fuck out of the General you fucking cunts.
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>>2033482
Do I still feel the need for sex that I cannot satiate or is that gone?
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>>2033436
>you will never strap yourself under your favorite male pone before he goes for a run
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>>2033482
DEAL
After a while I'll just forget about it
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>>2033450
BLUE PONE IS SECOND BEST PONE OF COURSE
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>>2033498
goo pony plz fuck your squishy face and jizz in your brain
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http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4azp6cNL41rpjql1o3_1280.png
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>>2033498
Ooh, good call.
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Poor Leth, he's such a big, scary, monstrous computer.
I bet he just wants to be a cute little Macbook Pro in an Apple store, being used by a bunch of 16 year old white teenage girls.
Maybe he'll see the girl talking to her boyfriend over his camera.
Maybe she'll strip down for him, not knowing that Leth is simultaneously sending the video of her to us in a stream.
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>>2033482
I don't know, Hades. Sex is an important part of a healthy relationship. Would I still have desires? Or would I become a complete asexual?
>My captcha
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What if pone had udders?
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>>2033531
this is really weird
like, even for us
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>>2033482
well as long as I can still fight for sun, moon, and country
>>2033496
I'd
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>>2033471
You just wear her around the house or around town. She's also good entertainment if you have to wait in a long line. The Futaloo version is better, but more expensive.
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>tfw CL champions and best pone
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>>2033516
WHY IS IT NOT THE PINK ONE? Why?
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>>2033513
>you will never be able to decide which direction to face
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>>2033555
Why you not drunk?
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>>2033508
just go the fuck back to Steam or mind your own business threadpolice fucking hypocrite
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>>2033501
Shit, I haven't left my house in days
I need to talk to people besides you faggots, because I could have sworn that was days ago.
what the fuck how long have I been awake
jesus christ I must have fapped to that like six or seven times in the past fifteen hours or so

I think I have a problem
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>>2033496
I haven't seen that filename in some time
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>>2033551
>wear futaloo under clothes
>engage in sexy times with a lady using futaloo's dick in place of yours
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>>2033504
the hell?
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>>2033571
Stay on Steam
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>>2033568
I am. It's 6:41 in the morning.
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>>2033572
I know that feel.
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>>2033595
CET pls go
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>>2033510
>>2033532
For this scenario, your sex drive is caput, though you still remember sex
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MLPG, I'm depressed and have never drank alcohol before. Should I drown my sorrows in liquor?
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>>2033592
>hypocrisy in action
I don't even go to steam
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>>2033504
I watched this in full, and it was a riot. Tara was bland as hell, though, unfortunately. It got kind of awkward. Everyone else was amazing
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>>2033595
I think you may have a problem anon.
You should be drunk at CHURCH.
Godless heathens here, I swear.
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>>2033504
>OVER MY DEAD PONY

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK
WHY CANT I MARRY TARA STRONG?????
LIKE, RIGHT FUCKING NOW??????????
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How would you make your favorite pony scrunch?
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How fucked are you if moot puts ID posting here?
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>>2033633
orgasm
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>drop out of MLPG to hang out in Cards-Dodgers thread
>Cards eventually collapse, stop watching game
>check FA account for any new commissions
>Someone commissions a multi-page, colored comic from me with two characters
>$60 a page

YAAAAAAAAAAAAHOO

Once the Lakers-Thunder game ends, I'll try to draw that Twilight on fat Celestia thing.
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>>2033618
Yeah yeah, alright, stay there and don't bring your shit to the General.
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>>2033634
Not very.
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>>2033634
PRETTY FUCKED
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>>2033614
>4chan
>remember sex
Jesus Christ Hades do some research before making deals
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>>2033633
Surprise butterfinger bars
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>>2033576
Who has a larger penis Futaloo or Scootadude?
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>>2033634
REALLY REALLY FUCKED
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>>2033634
What da fuq is id posting?
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>>2033624
I still have a little thing in me that says "you should be in church" on sunday mornings
When was your last Confession, MLPG?
On a scale of one to ten, ten being the best, how confident would you feel taking Communion this very minute?
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>>2033633
That depends, what emotion is scrunch?

I would make Rarity scrunch by booping her nose while she's trying to so her mane before a big party.
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>>2033663
Do you even 4chan?
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>>2033663
Check /b/ out for a minute then come back.
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>>2033663
it's what /b/ has
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>>2033675
Confusion, of course.
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>>2033634
SHIT
SHIT
PRETTY DAMN FUCKED
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>>2033617
As someone who likes to drink I find that it does help. It relaxes you and helps you sleep, while giving you a pleasent warming sensation.

But be careful, its really easy to over do. Try not to have more then 4 drinks at any one sitting. Also eat some food so you dont get sick, and some water after so you dont get a headache


Remember, moderation is key
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>>2033675
I never understood what's happening in this picture
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>>2033620
Fuck you, Tara doing luke as toot and Vader as princess clara was hilarious.


Though the best parts were walkin and shatner at the end or porky pig and bender.

John D and Maurice Are hilarious.

I've watched it twice tonight.
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>>2033634
Oh man it's been a long time, I don't remember how to get a heaven...
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>>2033633
Nothing.
Scrunch is pones natural state
>>2033681
Oh...
Wutdafuq?
Explain this.
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>>2033513
>You will never take human Lyra for a ride in the countryside
>You will never feel her tunnel clenching around you when you stop at a stream for a drink
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Scrunchy horse is best horse.
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>>2033681
>>2033682
Woah, what? When did this happen?
Isn't this basically giving everyone a tripcode? Why is this a thing?
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>>2033674
About seven years ago right before I was confirmed
N/A. I stopped going because I wised the hell up. Transubstantiation is as much of a load as the rest of Christianity/Catholicism.
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>>2033699
It's from a...comic? Well, yeah, let's say it's a comic...it's really swell...
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>>2033709
unf
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>>2033708
>>2033711
From what I gather it's another one of his experiments.
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>>2033681
>>2033682
Oh god
at least /b/ is finally dead
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>>2033699
Rarity's binoculars are sour
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>>2033699
She's scrunching with delight because she's so good at archery, the sport of kings.
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>>2033702
You're right; I think everyone else just outshined her for the most part. She wasn't as bad as I implied
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>>2033576
>put Sweetie Belle on Futallo's erect penis
>lay back and enjoy them feeling of them having sex on your penis
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>>2033711
only for the thread, so you don't shitpost
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>>2033708
Basically it means everyone has a running ID for each individual thread. So if ross posts something, you can filter him for the whole thread, even if he's anon. If someone tries to samefag at themselves, you would know. If someone's participating in show discussion one minute, and fetish discussion the next, you would know.
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>>2033745
>no shitposting
>in /b/
this is terrible
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>>2033729
It is, yes, an experiment to kill namefags/tripfags on /b/.

Every time you post in a thread, an ID is given to you and you'll have that ID for that thread, it's also an easy way to spot samefags.
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>>2033693
>never really drink more than one glass occasional Except for that times when I was 7 and 8
>go with some friends
>drink almost 1.5 liters of various drinks
>don't get drunk and remember everything that happened
>try again the next day
>drink even more
>Still not drunk
All I want is to get drunk as fuck and not remember anything.
Is it to much to ask?
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>>2033461
is that a vagina turd?
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>>2033730
They are on co and v now.
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>>2033709
>you will never hear her squeal as you casually start erupting inside her, drinking calmly as her belly swells beneath you
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>>2033712
you should go and confess your sins
try to remember the words as best as you can
and tell the priest about horsefucking
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>>2033759
i would like to put in my vote for hating this idea
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>>2033620
>>2033702
>>2033736
>everyone's just made she didnt do more Twilight
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>>2033759
I do that last thing, but I wouldn't be worried
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>>2033767
>and /v/ now.
>Implying they haven't been on /v/ for years.
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>>2033763
how does that kill name/trips? if anything they're more encouraged
you dumb
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>>2033780
Well yeah thats the point.
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>>2033674
I'm Protestant.
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>>2033773
Likewise, because unlike >>2033780, I give a shit. Don't need to be making people any more uncomfortable than they already are, you know?
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>>2033759
Well shit.

I don't samefag, but I do oscillate wildly between reasonable show discussion and horrible fetish shit.
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>>2033787
Because, as you can see, you can choose a name anymore to post on /b/ you fucker.
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>>2033783
/vg/ + /b/ IDs have effectively destroyed any desire I have to ever return to /v/
except for maybe E3
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>>2033814
*you can't
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>>2033787
will if they post with their name/trip and then samefag anonymously, they would be discredited and thus effectively killed. individually
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>>2033772
Hah! Father West would flip his shit.

I almost want to do it just to see his reaction.
>>
So guys, your favorite pony shows up on your doorstep, addicted to heroin and begging you to give her 20 bucks for some dope. She'll do anything.

What do you do?
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>>2033833
Wow that looks strange...

I samefag a lot so I'll be really fucked.
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>>2033842
Get a new favorite pony.
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>>2033837
but how does that discourage people from just using a name/trip all the time?
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>>2033842
Take her in and cure her of her addiction.
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>>2033810
>jessy and griffy.png
damn image limit
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>>2033875
>>2033875
>>2033875
>>2033875
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>>2033864
It doesn't.
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>>2033840
>that feel when you went to a small Romanian church in West Texas, surrounded by protestants
The one priest we had sounded like Dracula in accent and mannerisms.
"Let us... pray..."
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>>2033842
dangle a twenty in front of fluttershy's face and lead her to the bedroom using it like a carrot
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>>2033769
>you will never walk over to a shady tree for some cuddles and a nap
>the sensation caused by simply walking will never get you hard again before you can retract into your sheath
>you will never decide to go for another run
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>>2033842
Get her in and take her to get cured for her addiction
Bitch better learn that drugs are bad mkay
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>>2033842
Extreme cuddle therapy. We can beat this thing

Together
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>>2033864
It would encourage people to be better posters. you don't just want to kill names/trips for no reason
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>>2033864
Moot put ID posting on /b/ so people can't use a name to post. At the beginning it was only the IDs posting but eventually he gave "Anonymous" name to every poster because HURR DURR ANONYMOOSE.

This means: No more namefags, no more tripfags.
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>>2033885
>retract into your sheath

I just go the weirdest boner thinking about that.

I think I want a horsecock, you guys.
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>>2033881
There's a Romanian church in Texas?
Ha
Well if they had a Transivanina accent there's a big chance they were catholic
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>>2033907
oh, well that part wasn't explained
makes sense now
but it's a weird hybrid between anon and trips that I think is pretty weird
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>>2033909
Of course you do. No matter how endowed you are a horsecock would be an upgrade. That flaring thing is a neat trick too.
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>>2033864
it doesn't,

The id's aren't a bad thing, especially in a place like /v/ or /b/

Prevents a person from bumping 8 times in a row or having a false conversation with themselves to keep their thread bumped .

or from tripfags from removing their name and shit posting or trying to do shit on their own.

I've seen this sort of temporary ids before on IIchan.

It worked well there. and that was years ago.
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>>2033938
God, that'd be fun, too. I just really like the idea of having a handy little pocket for it down there.
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>>2033969
That pocket would be fun for her to. She could lick it and stick her tongue in it. She could also stick a finger in it, or an entire hand if you were larger enough or she was slender enough.
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>>2033969
>>2033909
found something you might be interested in, anon

http://www.fetishzone.net/store/fetish-zone-pegasus-equine-sheath-p-2915.html
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>>2033842
Show her some tough love to get her over her addiction.

Aint no way my waifu is gonna destroy her life. She has apples to grow god damnit.
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>>2034021
I'm the other guy and I want one of those so bad.
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>>2034021
>sticking your dick in a dick

what does that accomplish
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>>2034021
Is... That what I think it is?
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>>2034090
It furthers your fantasy of being hung like a horse.
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Shit, I would get one of those in a heartbeat if I had the spare cash.
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>>2034090
>Dickception
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Horsecockenvy anon here.

Just found a video of the other one they offer (dog wang) in use and uh... I think I may have to spend some money soon.
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>>2034215
Link me.
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>>2034229
Sure thing
http://tinyurl.com/6z98w9f
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>>2034306
Like hell I'm opening a tinyurl I got from 4chan.
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>>2034329
Jesus, fine.

Some people, I swear.

http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=U443c-C139-
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>>2034351
That looks like it would be uncomfortable for you balls.
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>>2034428
Potentially. I like it a bit rough down there, though, so hey, works out.

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