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>rape
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FSHYxRDSH thread
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Ponies are casual
Discuss
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I wrote "Morning ded edition" in the OP
Where did my text go
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FARTING GENERAL
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Where's the topic?
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>>2002473
Your grandma's a casual

no offense
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Ponies with well-stretched urethras. Discuss.
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No fat chicks.
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>>2002473
Well yeah we haven't seem them do anything very hardcore.
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Last night I had a dream where I broke into Fluttershy's house at night and raped her in her own bed. She didn't even try to stop me.

Felt good. I should go to sleep earlier in the future.
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>>2002480
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>>2002490
>sonic rainboom
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TWLT
PKPI
RRTY
APJK
FSHY
RDSH

and SPKE


sound about right? any better suggestions? (4 letter limit)
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>>2002490
What would you define as hardcore?
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>>2002503
MBTT
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>>2002502
pft, my grandmother can make a nuclear rainbow with her hands tied behind her back.
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>>2002486
Where is that anon, I need more pony cock stuffing
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>>2002504
I don't know, ask /v/, I didn't create these terms.
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>>2002484
She killed a soviet soldier who tried to rape her with a kitchen knife.
Come at me bro.
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>>2002506
Of course, who can forget Main Battle Tank Terry
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There will be good pony porn some day
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Finale soon enough, fellow dungeoneers.
I hope you have made peace with your gods.

With all these loose ends we'll be tying this up all night
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>>2002539
Oh boi
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>>2002514
I'm here, but it's late so I'll need someone to greentext with - not sure if I've got the steam to go solo
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>>2002539
>that feel when no gods
Fuck your gods!
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>>2002555
>He doesn't worship the dark gods
Do you even want to pass the non-euclidean geometry class
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>>2002514
>you will never tease your pony's well-stretched urethra, using both hands to pull the opening on his cock open and watching as precum jets out of it every so often, each spurt preceeded by a light whimper of pleasure
>you will never pull his cock over towards your own crotch, your erection throbbing nearly as hard as his in anticipation
>you will never guide the tips of both your cocks together, holding them there for a moment before you begin to gently slide into him, the pony panting and moaning, one of his greatest fantasies being fulfilled at last
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Did we run out of steam in the last thread?
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>>2002526
Why would you want that?
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>>2002578
What happened in the last thread
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>>2002584
Farts
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>There will never be a pony as pretty as Princess Celestia ;_;
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We're going way 2 slow
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>>2002576

Ew, this chestnut's all rotten.

Think I'll toss it overboard.
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>>2002591
not with that attitude!
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THE POSTS HAVE STOPPED AND OUR THREAD IS COLD
WE SO SO DED
AND NOW OUR HORSE IS STARTING TO MOLD
WE SO SO DED
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>>2002591
What if that pone has the illusion to be as pretty as Celestia
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>>2002614
Father Nurgle will help those in despair!
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>>2002553
I bought some knitting needles
4.5 mm diameter looked really big at the store
you never realize how big your urethra is until you try to stuff shit down it
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>>2002618
Indeed.
Remember, the last time a thread died standing, we ended up with MLPGDNDRPG
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>>2002591
>>2002607

Can I have both?
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>>2002625
Are you that one guy who was gonna write a fapfic but then ran off in the middle of the night to buy knitting needles to stuff them down your dick that one time?

We thought you died, man.
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>you will never hug your favourite pone
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>>2002638
Nah, I'm a different anon. I can't write for shit
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That is not ded which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even the general may die.
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>>2002638
I want Jr to say "Only in MLPG, folks" in his best radio announcer voice just so I can record it and play it to myself in situations like this.
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>>2002640
I live in my own head 80% of the time. I can hug my favourite pony whenever I want.
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http://secure.marketwatch.com/story/research-on-yahoo-inc-and-google-inc-internet-information-provid
ers-always-looking-to-grow-2012-05-17

>Meanwhile, Google continues to work hard to stay ahead, finding new and growing areas to expand into. Most recently the company has begun discussions to acquire the website 4chan which would bring with it a large user base
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>>2002654
IT BEGINS
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>>2002654
>Most recently the company has begun discussions to acquire the website 4chan which would bring with it a large user base
>large user base
Which mostly would hate google's guts.
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>>2002654
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>>2002668
>Which mostly would hate google's guts.

Like they care, like we can do something against it.
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>>2002654
It's bullshit, nothing to worry about.
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meanwhile the archive continues to have interesting problems

for example, this is taken from the archive of the previous thread. All the greentext is ded, the background is missing and I do hope someone's been saving threads just in case its not fixable
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>>2002654
See its funny because Google shot itself in the head with the abortion of an idea that is Google+ and is now bleeding horribly over itself.
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>>2002654
This is as about as feasible as shoving a knitting needle down your urethra and massaging your prostate.
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>>2002677
The archive it's been like that since we moved to HTML5, it should be fixed soon.
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>>2002654
>google plus login required
>all of your posts are put in your circles
>no-one notices
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Attention new people: Rumors like this pop up occasionally, there is absolutely nothing no reason to panic.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jwherrman/is-google-buying-4chan
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>>2002480
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>>2002684
>John Davis and 3 others had a 4chan Huddle about "Well Stretched Pony Urethras"
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>>2002685
Welp, I need some coffee.
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>>2002686
>filename
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>>2002654
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You are not even sexy
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>>2002576
Anyone seen any female urethra-teasing/fucking art/greentexts?
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>>2002684
>nobody in the world uses google plus anyway
>nothing changes
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>>2002480
Would you inhale Lyra's minty fresh pone farts?
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>>2002684
>all my horsefucking gets shared with my google+ friends
>I'm exactly as anonymous as I used to be because nobody uses google+
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FUCK
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>>2002699
Not particullary. Should there be one made?
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>>2002710
>Lyra wedges your nose into her pucker and bares down, her gas filling your lungs until it spills out of your mouth
>your breath is now minty fresh
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Don't mind me, just posting because.
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>>2002719
Most definitely!
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>>2002683
Hopefully people are saving the threads.
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>>2002721
I hate high heel
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>>2002725
Nothing of real value is lost, though.
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>>2002727
Rose pls draw
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Haha I am masturbating to magic marshmallow horses and no one can stop me!
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>>2002738
Why would you think I'm rose? Does she hate high heels.
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>>2002745
I heard all women hate high heels
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>>2002745
I-I don't know, she seems to be the only woman browsing the General at this hour.
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>be unicorn
>research for years until you've perfected your spell
>gather components and begin ritual to cast it
>after days your spell is complete
>all the stallions in Equestria now sport meter-long ponyshafts that bulge out of their fat, leathery sheaths
>their balls hang to their knees, the fat orbs nearly the size of cantaloupes
>each one's urethra is incredibly elastic, capable of stretching to obscene proportions
>no pony notices these changes save you - the spell alters their minds to believe that this is how things always were

what do
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>>2002742
>not posting magic marshmallow horses so that we too can fap to them
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>>2002734
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>>2002754
execute ze prisonerz
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>>2002753
I'm not a woman, I just hate thinking about high heels. They look uncomfortable and they're not even cute.
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>>2002754
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>>2002760
Oh, well, right, besides D&D...
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>>2002754
make icecream
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>>2002754
>mfw
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>>2002772
Oh fuck wrong thread
Please ignore
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>>2002772
What kind of reaction is that?
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>>2002754
something tells me this is going to end with testicle matryoshka
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So tell me, MLPG. Have you ever kissed a girl?
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>>2002773

Or you could - y'know - delete the pic.
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>>2002778
Nope. Never even held hands with one.
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I've been out from MLPG for a while.
was there anything special?
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>>2002778
Several.
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>>2002778
A bully at shcool used to make me kiss her.
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>>2002779
But it's against company policy to delete images.
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>>2002788
unf
unless you're gay, then that sucks
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>>2002788

...That... sounds kinda hot, in theory.

In practice, though I'm guessing not.
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How do I search the archive with Google?
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>>2002771
Not only could you make ice cream, you could use your magic to convince all the creameries in town that the only way to get ingredients for ice cream is to hook stallions up to milking tubes and pump gallons of their viscous sperm into tanks.

>>2002775
Or you could convince them that crawling into a stallion's scrotum is a sign of mild affection and watch as pony after pony gently stuffs themselves into friendly stallions as they drag their around bloated sacks around town as if nothing at all had happened.
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>>2002778
>that feel when gf
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>>2002778
Yes, a lot, I have a very active social life...well not as much since I started to pony 16 months ago, but I used to. I need to get out more again but...
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Come on! Female pony urethra fucking art/greentext!
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>>2002778
Yes, I'm gay though, I'd rather have kissed a guy.
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>>2002805
I wish I was gay
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>>2002802
I'm still casting my vote for amputatie the keeper of dickweed
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>>2002778
I have, several in fact. I'm not even a virgin.
>tfw haven't had a girlfriend in 3 years
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I hate it when we are /soc/ or /r9k/
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>>2002808
>tfw you want a relationship with a guy but you don't think you could fuck them
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>>2002810
Next sunday will be 2 years here...
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>>2002813
I'm trying to make us /d/ but it's an uphill battle.
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>>2002607
So were back to fetish talk? What do you have in a nice human corruption, MLPG? Like the idea if a human's mund slowly being warped and perverted to find ponies attractive?
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>>2002809
What's that?
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>>2002778
Yes, and I'm not a virgin, but that doesn't mean I'm not a loser and a faggot
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>>2002813
we ded right now. Things'll pick up. Just take a few hours away froPFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHA IMPLYING YOU'LL LEAVE
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>>2002798
>spike left out the spell
as always
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>>2002818
it's hardly early morning worthy if it's happened to all of us
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>>2002796
Guys, come on, I have done it before, I'm just on campus and I need to find an image from way back. I have 40 minutes to get it.
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>>2002813
I try to decorate dead horses with a /tg/ theme when possible
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How awfully terrible was the 2m'th post?
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would you rely on a pone for relationship advice
which pone
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>>2002822
Be definition you're not that much of a loser and a faggot if you're not a virgin.
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>>2002819
It was like last thread, this guy drew a pony with only three legs sucking a dick on the ground.
He said she was an "amputatie" and whe was taking care of the dickweeds
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>>2002817
Cockvore anon I presume. I never see cockvore on /d/. You should stop it. Do futa pones at the very least instead.
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>>2002831
I'm posting at 5am in a board about ponies
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>>2002830
Yes, and I'd seek for Rarity's help she's a slut after all
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>>2002836
>>2002817
I'm down for cock vore or futa or both
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>>2002826

Lets say you're searching for the dickweed discussion, here's how you'd do it.

>http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/ "dickweed"
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>>2002829

It said "Homestuck."
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>>2002830
Applejack or Twilight.

Applejack would be very honest. Despite Twilight's social naivete, she's quite insightful and would probably give very good advice. Perhaps the same logic applies to Pinkie Pie, but she'd probably suggest "Throw her a party!", then she'd realise SHE hasn't thrown the girl you love a party, and then... fuck Pinkie would run away with it and it would be really awkward.
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>>2002826
Add "site:http://arch.413chan.net" to your search
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why does the archive look like this?
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>>2002835
Sounds weird.
I fail to see what it has to do with my post though.
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>>2002853
>moot
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>>2002836
>futa
>most oversaturated boring vanilla tripe ever to pretend to be /d/ material
C'mon man step it up. At least ask for something slightly more off the beaten track, like cunt kicking.
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>>2002840
So? You're still not a virgin.
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>>2002854
Because you were pushing that, and I wanted to push something else that wasn't that
I'm sorry ;-;
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>>2002836
No, I'm the other urethranon. The coke pone one.

Think of the stretchy urethras as a way for the stallions to manage the untold gallons of sperm their bodies produce non-stop. If they couldn't stretch, there'd be no way they could get all of that spunk out as fast as they were producing it.

Also it means hyper-thick cumshots. Ropes thicker than your torso.
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>>2002847
OK, thank you. I use it often but forgot exactly how to do it, the result of automatic actions. Like using auto dial and forgetting the number you're calling.
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>>2002831
>being the tallest midget in a room of dwarfs
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so lk made a quest

hmm
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>>2002849
yes i agree
i do not think pink pone would make for good advice in any given situation really

okay how about this
would you give relationship advice to a pone
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>>2002863
>ropes of cum
I see that too much. It's turning into the next
>musky
>bloated
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>>2002873
Sure
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>>2002831
Only virgins and children think and talk about these things. I worried about it all the fucking time before I had sex, I haven't given it any thought in the 5 years since.
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>>2002873
Yeah of course I would, if they were confident enough to ask me.
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>>2002874
>flared
>viscous
>swelling
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>>2002875
>>2002878
what about sex advice
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>>2002859
I'm not really that into futa myself actually. I'm more into farts, soft vore, bbw, inflation, that sort of thing. But I'm okay with some futa too. Just not the ridiculous kind with dicks half the size of their own bodies spurting out impossible amounts of cum. Sorry
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>>2002877
I remember being obsessed with losing my virginity.

When I finally did, it was the most disappointing thing ever. Seriously, I was like "Well this isn't all it's cracked up to be." I then laughed at my pun, and the girl wondered why I was laughing mid fuck.

Sex isn't that big of a deal, not after you've had it.
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>>2002830
>>2002873
>>2002884
What the fuck are you doing Cease? stop it
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>>2002874
What are some good synonyms then? Spurts, jets and gushes are too fluid. This isn't water, it's ponycum. It's thicker than gravy.
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>>2002885
Ross pls go
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>>2002884
That's better learned by experience, of course!
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>>2002888
thread is slow
i am bored
new vegas still hasn't finished downloading
sigh
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>>2002892
>cum
>thicker than gravy
>cum in general
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>>2002884
I would advise them to enquire the issue with one of their friends, letting them know that I am a human and therefore don't really know much about pony sexual biology.

Then I'd say, "But I'd love to find out in depth..."
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>>2002884
I haven't had sex in months but, yeah, I can give them a good advice about it
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>>2002896
>Not liking cum
Fuck off, faggot fag fag Rarity whoopsy doo-doo laa laa scout boy
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>>2002894
would you experience a pone roogna

>>2002899
that sounds reasonable
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>>2002903
Cease, what would a pone say to my "in depth" allusion?
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>>2002903
Well that depends on the pone
Maybe if the pone were gilda
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>>2002901
>Implying I wouldn't take a large cock in my ass
>Implying I still wouldn't suck dick and swallow every drop in a fit of lust
I'm not gay though
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>>2002591
> that feel
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>>2002911
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>>2002909
i dont know
i am not a pone
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>>2002920
Hahaha
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>>2002921
Post Pinkie at least you faggot.
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>>2002824
But why would they include him anyway

I mean it's not like any of the mane 6 is going to crawl down his strechy uthera into his internal testicles any time soon, unless it was some sort of drunken dare, or a symbol of just how much trust they have in him, or soemthing along those lines
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>>2002921
THIS IS A HYPTHETICAL SITUATION, HYPOTHESISE!
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>>2002923
>Pinkie
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>>2002932
What the fuck
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>>2002906
>see pic you like
>look up artist
>it's their only good pic
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>>2002932
FUCK THAT SHIT
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>>2002932
>I think I'll have a boner if she farts another one
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>>2002932
>plot
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Would you another man MLPG?
He'll never rush you into anything, you can even just cuddle
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>>2002935
>That fucking feel
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>>2002942
Is the other man a pone?
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>>2002942
I have another man already, we didn't rush at all.
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>>2002923
all her expressions are so excessive
but okay anon

>>2002931
i dont know im not very good with english
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>>2002927
Seriously, why has no one written a fic with trap maid spike servicing stallions?
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>>2002932
>tfw I have a fart fetish
>tfw poor quality shit like this is the only thing that exists
Why can't I ever find anything worth fapping to?
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>>2002947
NO
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>>2002947
It's Braeburn.
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>>2002951
Because the general is full of straightfags
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>>2002932
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>>2002932
>plot
Must they infest and ruin all we have?
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>>2002954
What about a Diamond dog
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>>2002949
That's my Cease
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>>2002956
Oh wow what
That's rad as fuck
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>>2002953
>that feel
99% of the mind control stuff period is bad image captions and poor overlays. Feels awful, man.
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>>2002942
Only if he is feminine
Which kind of defeats the point.
>>
MLPG, what is your OTP?
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>>2002863
Fuck you. I want a fic of this now with fertility goddess rarity mixed in
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>>2002953
>>2002969
Some fetishes seem to attract more plebeians than other.
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>>2002953
>>
>>2002973
PinkieDash
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>>2002973
DickXRightHand
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>>2002965
NO, humans only NO HUMANIZED
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>>2002973
TwiDash
I will also accept Rarijack and Flutter Pie
>>
>>2002953
>>2002969
Better than having a fetish no one ever draws anything for.
Ever.
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>>2002956
source?
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>>2002979
>that feel when left handed
>can only fap and cum with my right
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>>2002973
Braeburn's dick x Soarin's dick.
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>>2002951
It appears nobody cares for spike
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>>2002973
RossXGrail
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>>2002956
Is that supposed to be 3d?
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>>2002932
>Being aroused by flatulence
How does that even work
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>>2002990
>Not shipping Ross with Sparkler
Do you even want to see the most fucked up children in the world?
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>>2002973
Fluttermac
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>>2002973
Scratch x Octavia
Just kidding It's Scratch X Skrillex

>>2002983
http://sirsteeve.tumblr.com/
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>>2002982
I hate that feel.
>that feel when you find some art, but it's pig disgusting furry
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>>2002985
>>2002979
How can you fap with your right hand?
How do you use your mouse?
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>>2002996
Yes. I knew it to be so when I had an aneurysm just by looking at it.
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>>2002997
>A cute flexing butthole
>The thought of a girl being relived
>trying to explain a fetish
>>
>>2003002
Really?

I use the mouse with my left hand as I am left handed.
>>
>>2003002
>Not developing your leftie til near ambidexterity
>>
>>2003001
>Nobody arts about spying/stalking
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>>2002997
fart sounds have turned me on since I was 12 and I don't know why
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>>2002990
>RossXGrail
>GrailXNasse
>NasseXScripty
>ScriptyXHopopo
This is turning into a soap opera
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yo mlpg what is up

did smile ever dump all his gifs somewhere?
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>>2003015
Voyeur art is quite hard to draw in non-comic form. Most fetish artists are lazy so won't do it.
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>>2003011
So it's not technically the smell or act itself but the effect it has on the girl.
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>>2003020
Pfffhahahaha
>>
>>2003024
FiMchan
>>
okay this is becoming absurd, my shortlist is actually lengthening

Guys, what's your favourite pic by FacelessJr that you'd like to see a story of. Go.
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>>2003024
Cosmo convinced him to post his gifs on FiMchan
>>
>>2003020
>FacelessXSparkler
>JessyXbronies
>SmileXNobody
>>
>>2003040
SmileXIsaac
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>>2003028
As far as I'm concerned, yeah. I'd rather not think about the smell, which is why it's annoying that the porn keeps bringing it up.
>>
>>2003035
>SmileXNobody
>Not SmileXLeth

Do you even MLPG?
>>
>>2003035
The story of the guy with the truly legendary hairdoo in the background of his fancyjack pic.

Or just something with Fancyjack being a southern belle.
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>>2003040
>SmileXIsaac
>IsaacXLeth
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>he's 18 or older and still a virgin
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>>2003052
s-shut up
>>
http://vps.tinyboard.org/chans/rank.txt

if MLPG was its own board, it would be the 14th most popular board on 4chan assuming we're an average of 40% of /mlp/
>>
>>2003056
That's interesting.
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>>2003052
>you are 18 years or younger and will never be a wizard
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>>2003056
>/mlp/ faster than /pol/
U wot m8
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>>2003052
Fuck you asshole

One day I plan to lose my virginity to a horse

Then no one will make fun of me anymore
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>>2003046
That was the only tripfag ship I liked
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>>2003056
Thanks doc!
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>>2003052
>wanting to have sex with a 3DPD
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>>2003068
Thanks for helping to improve the thread, champ.
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>>2003020
>ScriptyXHopopo
Did they fuck yet?
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Enough of tripfag shipping, rev up those cute ponaes!
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>>2003056
Since we spend half the threads talking about Ross, there's probably enough discussion to fill a whole board.
>>
>Applejack hires a fire elemental to keep their house warm during the winter,

What happens?
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>>2003055
I'll help you man, if you're into lads.
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>>2003075
>not shipping tripfags with pones
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>>2003056
Once the bronies get tired of the show we probably will be our own board
or we might get sent back to mother /co/
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>>2003075
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I wish to have sexual intercourse with this equine

How do I go about doing this?
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>>2003078
>TOO SOON, EXECUTUS.
Then forty people people burst in and beat the elemental up until it drops some pants for them.
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>>2003086
drink bleach
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>>2003086
You won't, she'd be too shy and cry all the time.
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>>2003081
Thanks anon but I'm fine
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>>2003082
>SmileXPanka
>LethXTwilight
>NasseXAutism
>RossXAJ
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>>2003086
>wanting to sleep with yellowautism
Kill yourself.
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>>2003070
You too
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Why aren't you drinking bleach?

We're waiting for you in Equestria!
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>>2003099
>RossXAJ

Perfect, she's too physical and active to ever get really fat. It would be hell for Ross.
>>
>>2003099
>LethXTwilight
>implying Leth would do anything sexual with hoers
>>
>>2003086

Roofies, duct tape and maybe a tazer if she gets uppity.
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>>2003099
>not TAWxTwilight
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>>2003105
They could compute together
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>>2003105
He definitely would, he just plays his cards close to his chest so hasn't explicitly said so, but he's hinted.
>>
>>2003105
>twilihght on the internet.png
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>>2003105
It probably should have read TwilightxLeth
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>>2003104
>Ross and AJ have an arranged marriage
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>>2003100
How about no
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>>2003109
>>not TAWxTwilight
>not TAWxTwilightxRD
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Yellowautism is objectively worst pone.

Pic related.
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>>2003109
>TAW/Twilight

Might as well call it TwiDash
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>>2003120
How come TAW gets a harem
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>>2003119
Nasse where is rest of D&D pone art
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>>2003125
>implying TAW wouldn't be the bitch in the relationship
He's British after all
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The hiatus actually wasn't going too bad until today
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>>2003127
I'm busy procrastinating
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>>2003120
shut up TAW
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http://www.rpgsite.net/news/1664-larian-studios-announces-new-divinity-title

RISE AND SHINE
YEAHHH!
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>>2003134
>implying anybody would complain about being the bitch in that relationship
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>>2003135
We've had ups and downs. This wasn't bad though, we were only shitposting ironically.
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>>2003137
How about no

There are many pones to go and less than 4 hours of time left
>>
When does the friend-off finish? I can't for the life of me remember.
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>>2003122
Fluttershy really doesn't come of as autistic to me.
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>>2003137
Stop that and draw better.
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>>2003158
The 30th
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>>2003158
Not soon enough.
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>>2003161
Hahahaha
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>>2003161
I know right? Twilight is the one with autism, Fluttershy is just a beta.
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>>2003169
Looking forward to the results, anon?
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>playing a multiplayer/co-op online game, when you hear your favorite pony's voice coming over the chat/comm channel

Which pony would like vidja gaem, which game, and what kind of player are they?
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>>2003174
Who's asking?
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>haven't drawn pone in like a month
>try it today

haha, noone cares about anatomy anyways, right?

oh god
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>>2003179
Post results.
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>>2003177
>RD
>everyone thinks she is a guy
>FS
>plays on pc and never uses the mic
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>>2003178
Anonymous
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>>2003179
post
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>>2003177
That one little colt who had a vidya cutie mark
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>>2003179
It can't be that bad.
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>>2003177
Rainbow Dash is a prolific rage-quitter.

Fluttershy turns her mike off, so you'd never know.

Pinkie Pie is pretty shit and keeps congratulating you whenever you kill her, adding "Isn't this fun?" at the end of every sentence.

Applejack doesn't have time for games.

Rarity bitches a lot, turning into a tourettes sufferer.

Twilight is the best gamer, and she's pretty smug about it.
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>>2003196
*mic

FUCK
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>A film crew enters Ponyville to make a documentary,

What happens?
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>>2003183
>>2003187
>>2003192

help this pose is difficult
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>>2003203
So which pony has the super thin hind leg?
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>>2003174
Partially.

It's just annoying that it's going to drag on for weeks yet, with all the contributors busy talking about it without wanting to reveal anything.

Given that some of them do things like the 30 minute challenge, I don't see why it has to hamstring the general for so long.
>>
>>2003203
Christ, what the fuck am I looking at here?
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>>2003206
I'd rather talk about that than shitty meta and shitposting, to be fair.

At least it's talk about new content.
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>>2003203
I take it back, it is that bad.

Never draw again.
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>>2003203
What
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>>2003196

>the CMC play Lost Vikings
>Applebloom is Olaf
>Sweetie is Baelog
>Scoots is Erik
>They die. A lot.
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>>2003203
>cuddling
bonbon and lyra?
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>>2003214
New content that will last for what, a few hours tops? That's assuming people read the fanfiction, when most will just skim the art and be done with it

So much fuss over so little.
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>>2003203
>>2003203>>2003203

So, Nasse, I take it you aren't goingto work on that fluttershy more :<
>>
what was the 2mil get?
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>>2003231
I still don't think it's worth it.
Also that isn't me, in case you thought so.
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>>2003227
A few hours for you, maybe. A few hours per-person doesn't seem so bad. It's fun, anon!
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>>2003235
homosuck
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>>2003205
w-what

both of them look really fat to me

>>2003207
>>2003221
cuddling

>>2003216
but i like to draw

>>2003224
sure, i guess

>>2003231
>being called nasse
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>>2003240
I'm still surprised /co/ hasn't thrown out HSG yet
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>>2003241
Sure beats being called Grail
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>>2003241
>being called nasse
It's only a few steps up from being called Ross.
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>>2003241
But one is resting on the other, and it doesn't look like it, you have not drawn which leg is resting on the other. One is super thin because the leg resting on it does not look like it's drawn raised.
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>>2003245
They don't have any other board to go to
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>>2003241
I liked it!
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>>2003245
They are trying to. Same goes for Adventure Time.
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>>2003254
/co/ is really becoming the new /v/, isn't it.
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>>2003236
>I still don't think it's worth it.
Few yesterday people told you they want to see it,. Are you going to do *request* or not, faggot?
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>>2003223
Lost Vikings inspired game woud probably be fun to play
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>>2003238
Relative to the build-up though? It just feels more like an excuse to circlejerk for a few weeks rather than an event.
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>>2003249
oohh i see. thanks for noticing that!
>>
There is no pony version of my favorite video game.

Should I be happy?
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>>2003268
Yes, not everything has to be ponified.
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>>2003248
>nasse is flagitious artist like Ross
sucked honor
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>>2003177

>Fluttershy likes co-op and puzzle-solving games like Portal 2
>Dash likes FPS like Goldeneye, L4D and Half-Life
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>>2003268
>>
>>2003268
No, because your favorite vidya mustn't be half-life 2
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>>2003261
Not really, I don't see anybody going on about how good everyone is. People are excited for some of the pairings, and justifiably so in a lot of cases, but that's not circlejerking unless you consider ANY appreciation of content creators to be circlejerking

On the subject of circlejerking: oh god jr is too good an artist I'm so hopelessly outmatched
does anybody want to tell me if my autistic sfw entry has any worth or not because I'd really appreciate that
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/26901/Ms-Sparkle%5C%27s-History-Class password is "friendoff"
I'll do a nsfw one later but I wanted to try something new too
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>>2003235
>>2003240
Hahaha oh wow, that was a blast from the past...HSG will never save us again from the GETs
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>>2003280
My game>your game
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>>2003284
Wasn't that public before?
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMI8fIohu64
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>>2003248
>
>>2003276
I do not understand this post.
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>>2003300
I've only just created that story, so
no, not really
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>>2003284
It's more that it's a thing that continues to rumble on, but you can't be a part of it. It's a very insular discussion now as nobody wants to reveal their work early.
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>>2003296
>hexen
>better than hl2
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>Half-Life 2
>Better than Half-Life 1

>Quake
>Not better than any of those
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>>2003286
One day, Anon. One day we will go home.

In the end, our inability to leave this ride will work in our favor.

It's only a matter of time.
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>>2003314
>Halflife
>better than Jurassic park Trespasser
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>>2003313
You could have been a part of it, you know.
>>
>>2003313
you could have been a part of it
the poster even says talent is not required, otherwise they wouldn't let me in!

but like, I get what you're saying, it just seems silly to bitch about people being excited about 60+ people working to make cool new content for everyone
>>
I don't know why but suddenly /co/ seems to be infatuated with birds and featheries
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>>2003306
I must be clairvoyant. I associate that picture with a fanfic for some reason
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>>2003314
s'right. Why?
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>>2003325
but it's true
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How much do you think Luna likes bears?
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>>2003333
>>2003334
I don't read fanfiction, which automatically disqualified me.
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>>2003325
First Quake game is fucking god tier.
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>>2003305
NASSE CAN NOT ESCAPE ME
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>>2003277

>RD introduces Fluttershy to L4D
>she has to unplug FS's mic because she can't stop screaming whenever they get mobbed or a tank attacks
>she gets their group killed several times by startling them at the wrong time.
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>>2003332
oh you
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>>2003345
>not reading fanfiction
gosh, it's almost like you don't want to read quality explorations of detailed and thought-provoking concepts
>>
>>2003346
Quake III Arena is great too
>>
>>2003345
Now you're being silly, you could have read just one for the purposes of the friend-off.

Sticking to your morals about not reading fanfiction and as a result self-disqualifying yourself from the friendoff, then bitching about the unfairness of discussion you can't be a part of is a bit double standards.
>>
>>2003325
half-life 2 == half-life 1 > quake just by a little bit
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>>2003202
They get raped by horny mares and decide to make a porn movie instead.
>>
>>2003367
System shock > Half Life
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>>2003351

>she thinks the Witch is a survivor who needs to be rescued
>gets herself and two of her teammates killed.
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>>2003374
Deus Ex > everything
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>>2003332
I've never played Jurassic Park Trespasser but I doubt it's better than Half-Life

>>2003367
Respectable
All of them are fucking brilliant really

>>2003363
When I say Quake I'm talking about the whole series by the way
Especially the third one
With the promod
Yes
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>>2003374
>>2003380
I respectfully disagree
>>
>playing half-life2 with Gmod
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>>2003380
System Shock > Deus Ex
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>>2003390
>Source engine
One of the reasons HL1 is better than HL2
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8tdDCQ0XDI
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>>2003347

Hey Klondike

can you draw a simple animation?
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>>2003347
um, what
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>>2003396
>bitching about source
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daily dose


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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>>2003408
>implying Source isn't pure shit
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>>2003398
oh god my sides
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>>2003394
Am agreement.
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>>2003399
I have a little experience in 2D animation yeah.


Also this is not a good example.
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>>2003408
>That awkward horrible fucking movement
I feel light as a feather and it fucking sucks
Everything is so
eugh
Fuck Source
>>
>tfw you still never played any of the half-life games
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>>2003305
Maybe you should try to improve instead of going 'ouch' all the time.
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>>2003422
You really should
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>>2003406
Draw more Noise
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>>2003419

Well in that case can you please draw either a Rarity or Lyra or whoever you want really version of this please?
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>>2003422
I've beaten it fully twice
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>>2003422
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>>2003436
Yeah sure but this week is pretty busy for me but I'll be pretty much unrestrained all month
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>>2003441
I beat the whole series anually including the expansion packs

Fucking love Half-Life
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>>2003451
But the series isn't finished yet.
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>>2003422
>>
>>2003447

No rush man

It's the hiatus.

you have all the time in the world.
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>>2003422
I've played every single one except episode 3 but never finished any.
>>
what game are you playing right now, mlpg?

10 POINTS FROM GRIFFYNDOR if Diablo 3
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>>2003451
every summer man, I play hl2 in one sitting
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>>2003458
Nasse
Draw more NOISE
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>>2003435
How about you draw her first
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>>2003459
Sim City 4
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>>2003459
most recently it's been portal 2
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>>2003459
MnB Warband, Total War Medieval 2
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>>2003381
I've never played Half Life but I doubt it's better than Angry Birds
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>>2003459
I'm probably gonna buy D3 tomorrow, my friends keep bugging me about it.
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>>2003459
T-t-team Fortress 2
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>>2003459

Portal 2.
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>>2003474
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>>2003459
Dark Souls for fun
Angry Birds and Fruit Ninja for work
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>>2003363
>>2003381
Remember pinball mode in Q3? One of the best LAN experiences ever.
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>>2003481
>Angry Birds
>Fruit Ninja
You disgust me
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>>2003459
playing through torchlight 1 again
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>>2003458
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>>2003466
I would if I could

>>2003459
League of Legends BUT ONLY UNTIL I CAN PLAY DOTA 2
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>>2003459
Max Payne 3, but it's more like Rockstar's cutscenegasm
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>>2003459
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>>2003459
Company of Heroes: Tales of Valour

getting my ass kicked
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>>2003484
It's my job man, I don't really get to pick.
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>>2003496
YOU DISGUST ME
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>>2003489
And what's stopping you?
>>2003495
Opposing Fronts is better
Best
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>>2003462
Why don't you beat the first one as well?
>>2003454
Oh you know what i mean

>>2003459
Quake III, Tribes: Ascend, Pathologic, Alan Wake, Bioshock, about to start playing New Vegas

I'm Cease on tribes if anyone feels like adding, whatever
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>>2003474
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>>2003497
I NEED THE MONEY AND EXPERIENCE AND NETWORKING
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>>2003500
I really couldn't get into Alan Wake.
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>>2003459
Notepad.rtf doesn;t count as a vidya does it

>>2003496
DM
What if
Pone DnD set in CWCville
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>>2003422
>that feel
Half Life is 4 gaylords, I'd rather play strategy gaems
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>>2003398
>solar winds
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>>2003459
Vampire: The Masquerade
Stalker: Clear Sky
HoN because I can't get used to the delay in Dota 2.
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>>2003481
>wanting to work at that shithole of a company
do they even make any new games? last time I checked they were just sitting on their fat asses getting dosh from merch
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>>2003506
Cherokee Chan kills you all
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>>2003459
World of Warcraft

Someone, please kill me.
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>>2003500
I do
Just not in one sitting
Because hard isn't actually easy as shit
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>>2003459
Fallout 1
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Why are you not smiling?
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>>2003514
Why would you still play WoW?
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>>2003510
>that feel of excitement when STALKER 2 was revived after its initial cancellation
>that feel when STALKER 2 was again cancelled for the second and final time
>that feel when tentatively excited for the new IP but knowing it isn't STALKER 2
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>>2003504
Neither can I
I haven't played it in weeks and I'm still just in the beginning
Might drop it entirely but I'll give it one more go sometime

>>2003517
Hah
I always try to speedrun the first one
Shit's hard
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>>2003519
>You will never chill with Pinkie and Fluttershy
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>>2003459

Dark Souls, Tribes and Arcanum.
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>>2003519
why should I smile in this cruel world
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>>2003519
gazing
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>>2003519
I had a stroke.
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>>2003513
I really want to see it happen somehow
CWCville is one of the most fucked up yet interesting settings I can think of and having ponies there is justified
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>>2003459
Dark Souls
But I keep fucking dying, I think I'm too casual
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>>2003519
I'm listening to melancholic hip-hop instrumentals.
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>>2003508
>45% literacy

Ponies confirmed for retards
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>>2003459
Nothing really.
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>>2003522
I can't believe they're making a f2p MMO instead.

FUCK EVERYTHING
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>>2003534
dem erf poneez, yo
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>>2003537
I'll still play it
hope it doesn't suck too hard
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>>2003511
It's actually a really nice place to work at. The thing is the marketing team seems to have more say on things than the design team, so I often find myself working on some branded minigames instead of making something for the actual games.
Also yes, they/we do make new games. One was just announced a few days back. It's like The Incredible Machine, from what I understood. Can't really talk about anything unannounced here though.
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>>2003537
It COULD be fun, it would have been interesting to experience STALKER as an MMO just to see what it was like, but damn, it's probably going to be shit.

Maybe they'll make an offline mode with bots. Same thing as STALKER, right?
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>>2003536
>not having everything installed
>not having a 536GiB steam folder
>>
When was the last time a game came out that lived up to your expectations?
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>>2003548
Brawl. For about 30 an hour.
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>>2003519
>you will never fart in that tub
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>>2003548
tribes and deus ex not that they lived up to the originals
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>>2003548
Skyrim.
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>>2003520
Because what else is there to play.

WoW is terrible, but every new MMO is a failure.
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Video games are for losers, go away.
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>>2003548
Tribes: Ascend
In fact I expected it to be shit because of the #hype
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>>2003548
Warcraft 3
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>>2003519
When did this part happen? GIYC?
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>>2003532
Need some protips?
>>2003548
Dark Souls.
>>2003530
The Sonichuverse is a weird place, man. I don't know if I could properly capture the true CWC essence.
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>>2003548
pong
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>>2003519
Because I'm still here. In the fucking My Little Pony General. At 10 AM. I haven't slept.
>>
Sweet, I just won £10 on the lotto.

Now I can go buy something shit.
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>>2003548
Dark Souls
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>>2003556
>>2003458
Good god Nasse, you're worse than Terse.
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>>2003564
>Need some protips?
That would be great
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>>2003558
where_do_you_think_you_are.jpg
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>>2003563
Whatever the newspaper episode is called
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>>2003530
>>2003513

Does CWC have a G4 OC?
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>>2003548
Ballad of Gay Tony.
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>>2003573
It's all about how low you set the bar.
I'd really like to play opposing forces through some day.
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>>2003422
>tfw black mesa source still isnt out
ITS BEEN 8 YEARS YOU FUCKERS
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>>2003548
Tribes Ascend but that mainly because I would expect less from a free game. Boy was I wrong.
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>>2003578
Ponyville Confidential
Do you even watch the show?
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>>2003548
Sonic Generations.
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>>2003586
It's never coming out
Just stop waiting

>>2003587
Word
I'd pay full-price for T:A
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>>2003564
You could try, even a little bit of that madness would be fantastic
Could play it out as some kind of lovecraftian horror

>>2003575
Roll roll roll like a motherfucker and learn when to use/drop your shield to regain stamina/2-hand
Never ever go above 50% equip load
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>>2003588
No, I only read fanfiction; I don't have time for stupid kids stuff.
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>a new mlp comic has been released

WHOS READY FOR A SHORT STORY TIME

TRIGGER WARNING: STORY IS 2SPOOKY
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>>2003597
>>2003597
>>
>so many DaS players

What builds is everyone playing? I've been mucking around with a shiva build.

Considering trying out a Guts build. NO SHIELDS ;_;
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>>2003548

I can't even remember. The only game that will release and seems to live up to my expectations of being fun is GW2
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>>2003599
>Rarity's face

I'm liking this already
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>>2003599
Awwwwww shit nigga.
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>>2003586
It's costing them a lot of their own time and money, though.

Valve will probably buy it like they did Gmod.
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>>2003599
IT BEGINS
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>>2003599

>Fluttershy looks the least scared in that image

Do these people even watch the show?
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>>2003615
oh god this is one of those comics from the UK isn't it
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>>2003615
Yes please
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>>2003615
>That second panel Pinkie face
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>>2003596
I'm already rolling all day every day
I'll remember that with the equip load and stamina though, thanks
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>>2003614
Valve doesn't own Gmod, Garry still does
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>>2003615
Imagine if you were fucking Fluttershy and she said that.
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>>2003621
Of course not.
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>>2003606
Just a build with my favourite fantasy stuff. Spears and Sorcery with a Balder Side Sword.

Also running an entirely magic-less run, that means no Pyro/Miracles/Sorceries whatsoever
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>>2003615
>it was a dark and stormy night

2SPOOKY4ME
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>>2003599
>Twilight and Dash hugging tightly

:3
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>>2003615
>Golden Oak Library
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>>2003639
PYJAMAS
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>>2003639
THIS IS TOO FUCKING SCARY
>>>/x/
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>>2003639
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>2003615
>yfw they could commision veggie55 to draw it better, with better writing and do it cheaper
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>>2003575
Ultra protips for babby's first easymode
-Start as a Pyromancer with the Master Key
-You can kill the tutorial demon with just your broken sword. This nets you souls right off the bat, but takes time
-Level STR to around 16, then focus on END and VIT until you find a weapon that needs more STR/something
-Take the elevator down from Firelink (down the stairs past the fire keeper), go up the other tower at the bottom and open the door, you get to the Valley of Drakes. You will find a big dead dragon. Grab the shiny next to it for some items. This wakes up the dragon and kills you, but you get a good shield
-If you go to the Catacombs (past the graveyard full of immortal skeletons) and can kill the first Necromancer in there (not too hard with the Dragons shield) you can proceed to a small cliff past a door. Look down from here and you will see another cliff under it. Roll onto that, then roll again and run into the door on the right. Grab the shinies at the back and climb into the open coffin. Wait about 20 sec for a cutscene, then talk to the huge skeleton for a massively overpowered sword of instakill everything.
-With said sword in hand, go back to Firelink and up the stairs to the aqueduct/bridge. Continue into there. You can oneshot all the enemies here with the Gravelord Sword.
-Once you meet the red dragon, shoot it in the dangling tail a few dozen times with a bow to receive another broken as fuck weapon.
-You are now set to take on pretty much everything up to Sen's Fortress.

Here's a video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz5Ll7-rwN0
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>>2003639
Dude...
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>>2003652
>do it cheaper

Don't count on that
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>>2003639
AND THEN, SUDDENLY
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>>2003656
Oh my, thanks man.
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>>2003652
Veggie's comics are shit compared to the official ones, bro.
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Nosso
You here?
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>>2003665
and then they slept together


GOOD END
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>>2003665
>Everybody
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>>2003665
>Tiptoed

WHAT
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>>2003677
So they wear pajama, but bottom less.
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>>2003656
Hey DM.

Sorry for going to sleep when you had plans for me at the end.
Won't happen ever again.
I'm going to get punished, aren't I?
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>>2003665
>something furry jumped out and landed on Rarity's head
>it was a dogcock
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>>2003665

>Something furry popped out

OH GOD I DON'T DARE TO READ FURTHER
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>>2003665
>Something furry jumped out.

IT'S LIKE MY MLPG.
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>>2003677
The graininess of these photos makes Rainbow's face, top left, look like scrunch.
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>>2003683
unf
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>>2003677
>This is the craziest most exciting slumber party I've ever been to.
>>
I never asked for this
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Aha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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>>2003606
GREATSWORD (Black Knight / Artorias / Moonlight / Claymore)
GREATSHIELD (Artorias)
POISE OUT THE ASS (Giant's / Havel's w/ added swag bits like Elite Knight helmet or Ornstein chest)
COME AT ME FASTBROS

I also have an Ornstein, a Smough and a lowbie twink for jolly co-op.
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>>2003673
yes
And from the looks of it I won't be leaving in the next 20 or so hours, depending on what DM has in store for us
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>>2003707
>>
It''s too bad I don't have better quality scans
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>>2003615
>I don't think I should come...
>Oh, please come
>Well, okay

Bioware in charge of dialogue
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>>2003677
>ending in pony snuggles
I'm okay with this
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>>2003735
Fluttershy in charge of decisions
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Wait, isn't here where we talk about G1? Where the fuck am I?
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what do you guys think of these OCs
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>>2003765
Retarded
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>>2003764
Well you could talk about it here or the rest of /mlp/
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>>2003773
But I came here for the G1 toys, what the fuck is this
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>>2003684
I might actually let you all pick a multiclass and an extra ability.
>>2003606
>Shieldless runs
>mfw
I have no idea how you could hope to beat some places like that, save for relying on luck.
>>
Did anyone see the movie "Tron"?
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>>2003775
There's always fimchan
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>>2003777
Neat!
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>>2003778
only the first one
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>>2003765

White and black one is moderately acceptable.
>>
we ded
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>>2003765
Is that a trollface cutie mark?
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>>2003806
yes
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>>2003806
Yes.
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>>2003777
>sheildless runs

I guess this includes sheild magic (think small scale bubble spell, like pic related but pony-areacentric)?
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>>2003777
DWGR iframes
Could do the same with fastroll too but you'll need better timing
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HI GUYS
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>>2003817
Hi.
Sup'
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>that feel when no good pone vidya
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nananananananananananananananananana
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Why are OCs so hated anyway?
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>>2003827
are there any planned in the future?
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>>2003830
Because they tend to be shitty self-inset power fantasies

MLPG has produced some good ones though
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>>2003834
Ponykart
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What does it feel like to have friends?
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I don't know what's more sad
>The fact that Hasbro thinks that everyone will eat they're shit up because they watch Friendship is Magic
OR
>The fact that bronies will actually eat up Hasbro's shit
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>>2003831
Goddamn that's cute.
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>>2003814
How do you intend to iframe through Ceaseless, Gwyn and the Archers?
Most other places can be done with just dodging and taking your time, but those among a few others really worry me.

Also I hate the idea of turning every boss into a 10 minute grind match as you need to spend more time flipping the fuck away than you spend hitting it.
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>>2003834
Fighting is Magic. Which will never come out
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>>2003837
Name a few.
Noise does not count
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>>2003847
Check out the speedruns of Dark Souls, crazy shit especially the guy who finished the game in 70 minutes

Archers are actually pretty easy to flip/roll through, but Gwyn might be a problem
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>>2003856
>Noise doesn't count
FUCK YOU SHE DOESN'T
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>>2003856
They are a secret, we don't want them falling overboard so we only discuss them during uncertain times in undisclosed locations.
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>>2003865
My worry with the archers is beating the one of the right fast enough to not get shot in the ass if you cannot block his attacks.
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>>2003856
Sleepyhead
Food ponies
And the general ideas I see come up when people confess their ideas for OCs
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>>2003777

rolling of course.

Especially if you grab the grain ring.
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>>2003856
I like TAW's one. Ridiculously stupid, but cute.
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>>2003856
Hobopone
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>>2003882
TAW has an OC?
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>>2003839
I consider myself a friendsmith, as in I have helped people become friends with each other.
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>>2003884
>tfw Tess will never draw hobopone and Fluttershy interaction
;_;
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>>2003875
You shouldn't be able to get hit by the left one as long as you're standing near the right archer, on the exposed ledge

Might have to resort to Force or kicks if you can't kill quick enough, though
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>>2003892
Yeah. I think even kevinsano did a pic with her.
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>>2003856
>>2003866
>Counting Noise as an OC
While technically correct, I fear the >implications.
I dread someone will ask me to make a feelquest about her or something if this gets out of hand.
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>>2003898
A great OC doesn't need to interact with a background pony.
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>>2003898
>Fluttershy
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>>2003907
>tfw Noise is turning Nasse into Seth
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>>2003875
The first time I got to there, the guy on the left killed me, so the second time I didn't know I could get out of his LoS, I thought I had to just book it past the guy on the right before getting shot.

I managed to squeak past him on the inside of the ledge using a fast roll right after he swung.

I'm not actually sure I could repeat it, I never tried because its so much easier to do with a shield.
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>>2003911
>>2003917
>not wanting Fluttershy interacting with hobopony
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>>2003907

Hey DM - who's in the party as of now?
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>>2003892
Yeah, Darth Franny drew one for him
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>>2003930
>Wanting Fluttershy to interact with Hobo Pony
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>>2003933
>him
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Daily dose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVZDLKw_Bac
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>>2003930
Well, now that you mention it, it would be funny to see how the mane 6 reacts to them.
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>>2003931
>Hey DM - who's in the party as of now?
What this guy said.
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http://www.derpyhoovesnews.com/brony-thank-you-project-update-efr-interview/

This thank-you-disaster is actually going to air.
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>>2003943
Please, cease with your existence at this very moment
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>>2003945
Trusty the Tracker,
Radiant Dawn the Paladin
Dawn the Rogue
Goat the Bard
Zebro the Necromancer
Max the Knight
Presuming they show up
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>>2003942
I just knew someone would post that...
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>>2003955
I'm still in the party? I thought I died from sudoku
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>>2003958
No one committed subaru
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>>2003958
No, you just fell into the abyss of depression and went back to Canterlot to think your life over.
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>>2003943
>tfw you wait for him to fire the crossbow but he just doesnt do it
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>>2003907
What's Noise's story, anyway?
My half assed search has revealed this art, and circumstances indicate that she is from the DnD thing, which despite meaning to since its inception, I never actually checked out.
>>
Hey DM, DM
How about running ap one campaign Lovecraft style?

Complete with sanity rolls
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All this D&D talk. Why do you guys keep doing this here?
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>>2003975
Maybe we will get some mind-rape if there's a Tirek campaing.
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>>2003957
kevinsano's rendition of her added different coloured irises, too

and a dick for her to suck, obviously
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>>2003980
because thred is ded
>>2003972
She's a young dragon with pockets full of spaghetti
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>>2003931
>>2003945
Radiant Dawn - Stallionfaced fangirl of Celestia
Dawn - Pretty mare in a pretty dress
Trusty - Bad luck fairy with an impressive killcount
Maximilian - Descendant of a hero and unbreakable defender
Zebro - Boss Zigger and the OG of the dead
Campfire - The Avatar of Flame and Lord of Cinder
Goat is probably still running away
I have no idea who will be #6 right now.
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>>2003980
Because we talk about everything here.
Yesterday there was Warhammer talk, Klondike-style furry talk, the usual sex talk, everything.
And it's somewhat pony related.
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>>2003957
It's cute as fuck for an OC of a fapfiction writer.
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>>2003958
>>2003955
Speaking of the these DnD session, I heard the last one causes many players to die. Who live?

>>2003966
I know what you mean. I was expecting the person to fire that crossbow.
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>>2003991
When are we playing
I could join if it isn't inconvenient for me
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>>2004000
Finale starts in two hours, if I can eat that fast.
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>>2003992
>And it's somewhat pony related.

But that's wrong.
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>>2004005
And why is it wrong?
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>>2003993
I'd just like to make it explicit I had absolutely nothing to do with her creation
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>>2003992
>IF WE DRAW PONIES ABOUT A THING IT AUTOMATICALLY BECOMES PONY RELATED
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>>2004004
>2 hours
>have to wake up in 6 hours for a foreign policy debate

Fuck my schedule
I just hope Sheffield sees some action in the Stormherald
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>>2004011
He means it's not pony related at all.
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>>2003876
What makes a good idea for an OC? Even the show itself doesn't exactly use complicated ideas for characters.
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>>2004000
>000
>triple critical failure

Your internet dies and your house burns down.
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>>2004013
>TAW denying that he commissioned lead hooves to draw an OC for him
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>>2004011
It's not pony related, man, we don't discuss quests and its OCs in the General.
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>>2004015
Yup.
No one told the people discussing Warhammer to leave.
Or the people talking about vidya in this very thread to leave.
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>>2004021
That's what makes a good OC.
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>>2004021
Characters with interesting or fun concepts behind them, be it novelty like food ponies and sleepyhead, or how well they might fit in expanding the setting, like Hobo pone

Making it overcomplicated usually turns it into a shit only you care about
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>>2004030
Seems people only hate us for some reason.
Maybe it's a trend.
All the cool guys want the D&D-ers to leave.
Everything else that is absolutely not pony related is fine to stay, though.
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OCs are shit.
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>>2004034
But what about all the dark and edgy ponies that we've never seen in the show?

What about them?!
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>>2004030
I'll give you the vidya talk but 70% of MLPG comes from /v/, it's an unstoppable wave of shit.

However, you don't see people talking everyday about Warhammer.

I don't mind some D&D discussion, but every fucking day it's annoying by now.
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>>2003972
Noise is a young dragon from a splinter clan that sought refuge from the evil dragon Ironhide and roosting grounds in the Griffon Kingdom. Fearing hostilities between the griffons and dragons would devastate her friends and family, she became an unofficial ambassador between the two fronts. Her deeds helped find a peaceful solution, saving many lives, and she was sent to Canterlot to aid with peace talks among other groups of dragons.
She has some issues with her spaghetti, and one of her eggs will never hatch, as it was tainted with evil and purged with holy water. She does not know that though.
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>>2004021
Non obnoxious design, some kind of trait to make it interesting, no "my character is stronger in magic than Twilight, and faster than Rainbow Dash"
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>>2004028
Correct. She was made because I kept making fun of others for having OCs. She is kinda cute though.

it's okay to want to her if I didn't make her, right?
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>>2003571
Yeah, Dark Souls was good, although I still think Demon's Souls was better in some ways.
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>>2004045
I've yet to see an OC without an obnoxious design.
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>>2004042
Is the eggs thing going to become a plot point, maybe in a future quest?
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>people bitching constantly

Okay, which pony do you want to fuck?
You like to talk about that, right?
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>>2004058
Are you serious?
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>>2004066
Every single one
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>>2004053
Yes. Will you ever write something with her?
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>>2003519
Needs more bubbles.
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>>2004066
Dashie
Or Twilight
Or... fuck

all of them, basically
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>>2004066
It's at least more entertaining than vidya or /tg/ talking.
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>>2004066
A better question would be: Which pony DON'T you want to fuck, MLPG?
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>>2004072
Good. I think that's going a little too far into bronydom for me. I'm not sure how I could justify it to myself.
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>>2004053
Yes, she looks cute.
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>>2004074
>Dashie

Stop.
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>>2004066
I wouldn't mind fucking any of the main 6, I love all of them.

But I just want to share a loving, intimate relationship with Twilight
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>>2004034
What about OCs that poke fun at OCs?
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>>2004086
>that feel when you will never tickle Dashie's little hoovsies
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>>2004066
Celestia. She has some girth.
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>>2004086
Twily
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>>2004088
BWAHAHAH that's great! Who made it?
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>>2004066
I rather cuddle with them.

On the other hand, Maybe Lyra.

>>2004078
Any males or elderly.
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>>2004088
Hahahahaha, I like that one
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>>2004066
the unspeakable things I'd do to her
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>>2004088
Holy fuck yeah.
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>>2004088
I love OCs like this.
Why is she afraid of the photographer?
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>>2004097
>Lyra

Her man-fetish fanon is just fuel to the fire.
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>>2004097
>implying you wouldn't cuddle the fuck out of Featherweight
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>>2004091
She sure does
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>>2004106
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>>2004069
Why wouldn't I be?
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>>2004104
Because DONUT STEEL, man!
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>>2004104
They are going to take a picture and sell it as their own.
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>>2004121
cna you get donuts made out of steel? Can Donut Joe make those?
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>>2004115
Did anyone color this?
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>>2004095
It was posted in one of the threads the archive is missing from yesterday.
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>>2004138
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>>2004162
Thank you.
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>>2003683
Fucking ponies man


Fucking ponies
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>>2004162
It's good you're trying to shade, but it's awful. I suggest to you to watch other drawings to get ideas on how it works.
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>>2003683
So they look sexy, but are still easily accessible.
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>>2004181
They wear clothes in bed but wear nothing outside.

This shit ain't logical.
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>>2004178
Yeah, I can't tell where the light is coming, but keep practicing man
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We ded?
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>>2004199
The constant bitching always kilss threads
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>>2003991
I'll do my best to be there.
So am I Campfire [Mage] now, or The Lord of Cinders[Avatar of Flame]?
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>>2004209
Oh you're a character? I thought it was a literal campfire.
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>>2004209
Depends on how many shrooms you brought from the forest
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so I'm about to go to the doctor for a checkup

what can i do to fuck with him
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>>2003950
I just posted a massive rant on that site, I needed to get it out of me before I raged over something samall.
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>>2004209
So who survive in the last game, Campfire? I heard people die, horribly, in that game.
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Why do we continue to exist through summer?
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>>2004223
drink two quarts of blue food coloring
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>>2004223
Tell him you rape children
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>>2004224
You are a Grade A Faggot.
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>>2004216
Nope, but I may have to retire him if I both survive and end up playing as The Lord of Cinders. Maybe if I do well enough DM will let my next character worship him.
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>>2004231
>it was all a dream
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
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>>2004232
someone must carry the flame
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>>2004241
>Script in charge of plot twists
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>>2004224
tl;dr
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>>2004242
>thought that was an imperial guard armour first
the disappointment.
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>>2004239
In the words of Shrek, Better out than in.
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>>2004207
u seem upset
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>>2004241
>it was all a dream
Wat.
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http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Business/Pages/Google-set-to-purchase-4chan-Scrape-TV-The-Worl
d-on-your-side.html

"“Obviously we would Google-ize the site. Get rid of the questionable content, throw up some ads, that kind of stuff,” continued Schmidt. “We no doubt will risk alienating some of the users but the majority of them will stay. The amount of private information users drop on those boards combined with the sheer amount of people on the boards makes it a perfect opportunity for us to build up our databases and create new directed marketing. We think the majority of users will appreciate the shift, and if they don’t, well that’s the way it’s got to be. We’re not going to chase everyone down.”

hope you goyim enjoy your new masters
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So, hey, pony talking, which couple of the main 6 do you think are the best friends forever?

I think Dash and Fluttershy are good friends
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>>2004260
Forest fire in a forest full of trippy shrooms.
Everyone was freaking out.
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>>2004260
they went into the forest of psychoactive shrooms and the whole quest was trippin' from there on out.
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>>2004254
Which pony is the cutest eating cake?
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Oh god what the fuck.
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>>2004270
We already discussed this and it's bullshit
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>>2004270
Please, like moot would ever sell out to a bunch of corporate whores.
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>>2004270
>People still think that's not bullshit
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>>2004279
Do you have to ask?
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>>2004270
>September 2008
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>>2004285
I hope that's sarcasm
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>>2004209
I might let you become the Avatar of Flame once more if you get a sufficiently impressive multicrit
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>>2004272
>>2004273
>Forest fire in a forest full of trippy shrooms.

Oh ho ho ho wow. Thank god I didn't take part in that quest.
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>>2004281
... what? It makes perfect sense. Don't you know how marshmallow ponies are made?
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>>2004298
What if I find more music?
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>>2004289
Gluttony is not cute
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TWILY
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>>2004317
>Gluttony
>Not cute
>Gluttony
>Gluttony

Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>2004305
Through furrys and weebos... it does make sense.
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>>2004302
They arm wrestled the god of death after the mage turned into a demigod fire elemental.
>>2004306
That might help your case, but expect to need a 999 anyway.
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>>2004322
DASHIE
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>>2004317
Celestia is the cutest. I'd stuff her any day if she asked me.
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>>2004317
>Implying you wouldn't rub her belly to make her feel better as she lay there groaning about her tummyache.
>Implying you wouldnt find it adorable
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'sup MLPG? Haven't been here in a few days. What's happening?

Seen a few references to urethra-sounding up thread. Did that guy who was going to do that with the knitting needle return or are we just being nostalgic?
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>>2004317
>gluttony isn't cute

SAYS YOU

FAT PONY IS CUTEST PONY
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>>2004326
Gluttony is cutest homun
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>>2004326
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>>2004352
But Envy is the best overall. Tragic villains are the best villains.
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>>2004352
We FMA now?
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>>2004350
>go away Ross
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>>2004270
>Anti-semites in charge of providing sources
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>>2004349
I tried sounding once. Wound up with a bacterial testicular infection.
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>>2004358
Envy confuses my dick. He/She/It doesn't count.

Pride is also pretty cute too I guess, but he's just a little boy so he doesn't count either.
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>>2004361
Qlippoth pls go
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>>2004379
>Qliphoth
We Tales of the Abyss now.
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>>2004376
Kinda surprised that it would affect your testicles like that. I can imagine getting a UTI from sticking something up your dick, but anything more than that is a little surprising.
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>>2004388
Go big or go home
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>>2004377
Pride is the ultimate baddass. 60 years old and was only beaten by Scar because he had a mortal injury.
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Have you had sex with a pony yet today, MLPG?
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>>2004399
I don't think we're talking about the same Pride.
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>>2004416
Do horses count?
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CUTE PONAE
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>>2004418
Is it wrong I like this version of Pride more?
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>>2004399
...Which Pride are you talking about?

Because I'm thinking tis not this one.
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>>2004423
Twilight you've got something on your face
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>>2004422
Of course.
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>>2004418
>I don't think we're talking about the same Pride
you mean difference from 1st animations's and 2nd one?
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>>2004423
I can't like that gif.
It's the stuff on her face and her hair.
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>>2004455
She's a star,
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>>2004449
First anime's Pride is the original manga and second anime's Wrath.
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We ded
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>>2004485
let's talk about how sexy rainbow dash is
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>>2004495
>CHEST
>TUFTS
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>>2004495
Let's talk about how adorable Flutterquiet is
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>>2004495
>Dash
>sexy
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would u
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>>2004511
>Dash
>not sexy
she beats Rarity for looks and she ain't even trying
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Why is she so perfect?
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>>2004516
hmmm


aaaaaah

weeeeeelll

yeah

i would wreck that
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>>2004516
Yes. More of this artist?
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>>2004517
Okay, If I had to choose, I would choose Dash.
She is prettier.
But Rarity is not that bad either...
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>>2004518
I cannot get that stupid scream out of my head.
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>>2004418
Apologies, sometimes I mix up the first's pride with the second's Wrath.
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>bronies have found my tumblr
>I can feel the warp overtaking me
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>>2004529
I would also Rarity, I agree, unless Dash was in the room too.
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>>2004539
Shut up Jessy.
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>>2004539
pls leave
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>>2004545
Jessy was taken by the swarm a long time ago.
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Rarity is far superior.
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>>2004558
Does that mean bronies are Tyranids and consume everything in their wake?

That means the MLPG is Holy Terra.
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>>2004506
Sure, lets talk about Fluttershy.

Writer, if you are on, kudos.
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>>2004570
They don't really consume everything, just leave an annoying layer of spaghetti on everything as they pass.
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>>2004578
It was Aspirant that wrote that, I believe.
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>>2004578
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>>2004587
Yes, it was
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http://swfpony.tumblr.com/post/23291201595/anonimus-suggested-me-to-make-a-game-instead-of
http://swfpony.tumblr.com/post/23291201595/anonimus-suggested-me-to-make-a-game-instead-of

http://swfpony.tumblr.com/post/23291201595/anonimus-suggested-me-to-make-a-game-instead-ofhttp://swf
pony.tumblr.com/post/23291201595/anonimus-suggested-me-to-make-a-game-instead-of
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>>2004570
Now yer gittin it, soldier.
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>>2004593
My sides
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>>2004529
If I had to choose I wouldn't,
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>>2004593
That's an easy game
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>>2004593
You paid the rent! A winner is you!
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>>2004593
>First option
It's like I'm playing a Blizzard game
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>>2004593
>Okay
>YOU WIN
THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER
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>>2004593
I don't dare trying out the other option.
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>>2004637
Which Blizzard game?
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>>2004593
yay I won!
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>>2004593
Bioware should hire that guy
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>>2004281
This picture is perfect. It's like those comics where that guy kills Batman and achieves fulljoy, or where Shrek's time here is ogre.

DARK DONUT
DARK DONUT
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>>2004650
>Error 37
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>>2004664
Okay...
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>>2004645
Why not? It's >fun.
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why is your waifu a horse?
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>>2004687
because pony cannot handle my girth
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>>2004660
That comic still gets me every time.
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>>2004687
Why wouldn't she be?
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>twilight has seen your penis
what do you do next?
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>>2004710
;)
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>>2004710
The windmill.
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>>2004698
its a masterwork of timing
i dont know that i could ever do that consciously
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>>2004710
Give her the dick
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>>2004713
Cease


you must decisist
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>>2004710
depends if she wants it or not
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>>2004723
>you hand Twilight Sparkle Rasputin's pickled penis
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>>2004738
"Why is it so crunchy, Anon?"
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>>2004687
I don't have a waifu. However, my favorite pony is Fluttershy.

>>2004710
Apologize for the clothing malfunction and bring the shaft back in my pant.
>>
And then Pinkie Pie was attacked by Mr Cake's flying detachable horse cock. What a surprise.
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>>2004749
WHY FLUTTERSHY
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>>2004749
what if her smile fell away before your eyes and she gave your pants a hopeful nuzzle?
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>>2004762
what are you trying to do anon?
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>>2004762
what if I don't want to fuck a foal
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>>2004776
you sicken me
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>>2004710
i would feed only semen
ONLY SEMEN
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>>2004776
you'll have to tell her that
but she'll be so sad
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>>2004787
But she'll die you monster
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>>2004794
semen isn't poisonous
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>>2004801
You cannot live on semen
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>>2004762
that's disgusting
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What will you do once pone is over?
How long will you stick around MLPG?
What new thing will you latch on to?
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>>2004810
So much water and nutrients
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>>2004810
but she's only a little pony
she won't need much
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>>2004810
Yes you can.
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We have to keep this thread alive for 45 minutes with ony 50 images
can we do it
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>>2004810
Next you'll tell me that I cannot survive indefinitely solely on my own urine.
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>>2004824
I'll learn to draw
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>>2004824
I will go immediately and never look back. Also probably stick around some other fandom. Or better: No fandom at all. This whole thing just reminded me why I hated fandoms originally.
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>>2004810
http://www.anime-planet.com/forum/general-discussion/2964-can-girl-live-week-semen-few-eggs.html
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>>2004835
you can't
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>>2004832
If the posting rate doesn't change then yes. Why 45 min?
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>>2004824
I WILL NEVER LEAVE PONE

EVER

Okay I'll probably leave it for the super best friends fandom.
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>>2004850
DnD begins then and we need a freshly ded horse
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>>2004824
>What new thing will you latch on to?
YOU TELL ME!
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>>2004824
I've fallen in love with Jelly Jamm, so why not that
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>>2004824
Don't talk about that kind of stuff

I'm not sure I can handle depressed MLPG right now
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>>2004871
YOU LIKE THAT BLUE GIRL DON'T YOU
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>>2004846
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>>2004871
Oh shit yes, I should try doing some fanart for that.
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>>2004884
>>2004846
>>>/bread/
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>>2004881
I hate her design the most, actually- I'm not sure why other people have clung to her.
Bello, Rita, and that kid with the hair over his eyes are my favorite.
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I am the greenest
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>>2004843
I thought that's what you were meant to be doing now?

If you can't get ponies right, how do you expect to do anything else?
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>>2004760
Why not? She is adorable, graceful, quiet, nice, and after her last episode, offer one of the best >feel in Season 2.

>>2004762
Pat Foal Twilight on her head and tell her when she grown up, she could ask again.

>>2004824
Guild Wars 2 is going to be the that would take over my free time in the future. I would my best to stick around the MLPG as much as I can and that DnD Session is quite interesting for me take part in one of the earlier ones. That catacomb was fun.
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>>2004897
IT ISN'T YOUR COLOR
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>>2004905
Person is colorblind, mind you.
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>>2004897
add a few freckles, make the hair orange and BAM gobbopone
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>>2004894
I personally dislike Rita's design the most, but I think the reasons for why people like Mina are mainly her mannerisms and her voice.
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>>2004900
>learning to draw via ponies

How does it feel to be gimping yourself and your artistic progress, permanently?
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>>2004824
I'll keep drawing ponies while it remains fun. Though it's already getting less fun as the bronies become inescapable.

So then it'll be drop the name, start again with a new non-pony gallery.
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>>2004900
If you can't get anything else done right, how do expect to do ponies?
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>>2004905
Dash isn't a very creative pony anyway
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>>2004915
at least he's not doing animu
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>>2004924
Ponies are only very basic shapes and colors.
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>>2004942
But if you are good at drawing in a technical way in general, then you are much better at drawing ponies specifically.
Atleast more than the other way around.
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>>2004942
>Only traces

It hurts, anon...
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>>2004932
SLANDER!
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>>2004913
I think the same thing helps Rita for me, her little mannerisms- like that dance. Gosh that's cute.
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>>2004941
Ponies are a form of anime.
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Do you prefer Celestia's ass with gas or without?

Personally, I prefer it with. The thought of forming an air-tight seal with her pucker and my lips, patting her on the ass to let her know it's go time, and then sucking down a fresh, warm fart straight from the source sets my boner ablaze.
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>>2004955
gosh, that horse is so cute
I'd snuggle with that horse
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>>2004963
ALL the ponies are cute and snuggable except Applejack
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>>2004962
Oh great now faceless is back for summer
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>>>/k/11676674

BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
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>>2004973
i disagree with you but won't make a scene about it
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>>2004843
>>2004843
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>>2004962
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>>2004981
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>2004979

I'm not faceless you dork, I hate scat.
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>>2004981
Yeah, I saw that on /v/ too. What the dick. I am going to believe some of the people who say that moot doesn't care about 4chan that much anymore and that the mods just can do what they want.
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>>2004973
Whatever you like is shit.
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>>2004962
>celstias ass with gas
this gives me the mental image of those ass inflation fetishes

or just the large ass threads on /co/, if you prefer
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>>2004962
I would breath in Celestia's solar wind until I passed out. I don't care.
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>>2004990
This spawned nice fappable story yesterday. You should finish it, Nasse.
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>>2005015

>Implying I didn't compile that very screenshot
>Implying I'm not one of the two anons he wrote that for

You are small time.
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>>2004843
>>2004990
Why aren't you drawing porn Nasse?

You know that's all we really want.
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>>2005024
It was very fappable indeed. Here the capped:

>>2004578
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>>2005030
Glad y'all liked that. Hadn't written farty butts before.
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>>2005031
No.
Because you are an asshole shit.
There are already tons of artists who draw porn.
At least leave Nasse for us non-porners.
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>You will never transform fluttershy into the slutty mare
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derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>2005044
>you will never transform into Fluttershy, the slutty mare
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>>2005044
But I dont want that I want a cockslave
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>>2004578
>dat dialogue
Needs more tildes.
"Oh Anon-kun! Your penis is moving inside of me!~"
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>>2005042

Loved it, man.

First time I thought Celestia's ass gas should smell like baking bread. It came to my head in like a second when you asked what it would smell like, and I've stuck with it ever since.
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>>2005030
I...what? I wasn't implying any of that. I'm not one to cry autism but damn that was pretty autistic.
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>>2005031
Because he still hopes to get acknowledged and popular like Rose and Tess without doing smut.

Unfortunately, such artists is very, very rare and Nasse with his mediocre skills, definitely not on of them.
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>>2005044
She is already is one

>>2005047
what the fuck did you just fucking say about derpy you little bitch?
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>>2005043
Stop being such a prude.

It's just a bit of fun.
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>>2005059

It was a joke you uptight fuck.

Quit trying so hard.
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>>2005015

>solar wind
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>>2005071
>that kid's shirt

Fucking can't escape it
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>>2005057
Sorry, Twilight is the one that does that
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WHY ISN'T 4CHANX'S CAPTCHA WORKING
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>>2005056
>not wanting a loyal and obedient pet
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>>2005080
It is
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>>2005056
Slutty mare, Cockslave, they're both the same thing. As long as she starts drooling at the mere mention of cock.
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>>2005056
>He doesn't want a cockslave!
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>>2005060
Sadly, it's his not-really-porn teasing pics that tend to get the most interest - when he's an artist continually complained about for drawing very boring pictures.

The end result is inevitable.
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>>2005084
Well thats what a cockslave is anon.
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>ordered pizza 50 minutes ago
>PROMISED DELIVERY WITHIN 39 MINUTES

I better get my compensation cookie.
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>>2005069
Chill bro. It's my bad.
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>>2005089
Oh ok but I dont want her fucking around with other people just me.
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>>2005084
>>2005056
>>2005044
>not wanting a meaningful and fruitful relationship

Jeez you guys
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>>2005058
It's a good idea; an inherently warm, rich, heavy scent. I see some people leaning towards light, fruity smells, and it just doesn't really fit well.
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>>2005089
>im-fucking-plying
You insult the very institution of the slutty mare with your weak and ill-thought words. Being a slutty mare isn't something to be taken lightly, it's a way of life. You don't say no, you don't resist, you live every day in the hope of taking more cocks than the last. Confining a slutty mare to one master is to kill what it means to be alive.
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>>2005103
You're within legal rights to not pay for it at all if its actually a policy. Seriously.
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>>2005103
>That feel when I have never ordered a Pizza in my life
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>>2005104

I AM CHILL

KILL YOURSELF
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>>2005094
I'd rather she be my cocksleeve.
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>>2005107
You'll have to chain her up in the basement and keep her under constant surveillance.
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>>2005111
A slutty mare chooses, a cockslave obeys
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>>2005113
No, their policy is to give you some dessert or soft drink if they fail.
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>>2005120
But I dont want that.
I just want her drooling for my cock when I say so.
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>>2005115
>that feel when you order pizza, but just go pick it up from the place every time
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>>2005096
Yep, he will be forgotten and he will leave MLPG some day. But let us be honest here - nothing of value would be lost.
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>>2005120
See? This is what I want >>2005126
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>>2005126
A good and proper slutty mare will choose to obey every time
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>>2005127
Do it faggot
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>>2005110

Exactly!

I'd be mighty disappointed if her solar winds smelled like the slightest whiff of french vanilla or something. Something delicious, permeating, and lingering fits her marvelously, so bread.
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>>2005133
It's sad, but true.
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>>2005141
It's still a choice. If they can't decide between one penis or another, then it cannot really be said that they're doing their job. They perform a public service, but that requires them to take actions themselves. They give, as well as take.
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>>2005088
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>>2005155
Have you tried refreshing that?
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>>2005117
NO
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>>2005155
I'm using it right now, clearly you're in the wrong here.
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>>2005163
𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒙 𝒃𝒓𝒐
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>>2005015
>>2005110
>>2005146
Damnit you guys, now I'm going to be popping boners in bakeries.
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>>2005080
How did you post without captcha?
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>>2005184

>Not baking bread just so you can sniff it and masturbate

Casual
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>>2005185
have to use the post form at the top of the page
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>>2005192
>Not fucking the warm loaf

Double casual
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Remember when there was no captcha?
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>>2005143
Just got here.
Guy didn't say a word, just handed me over my pizza.
AND MY FREE COCA COLA, YEAH BABY
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>>2005196
>Not baking bread with your cum as main ingredient
Get the fuck out of here you dirty casual
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>>2005196

I use a banana while sniffing the loaf. Do you think this is a game? I'm $100 serious.
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>>2005202
No.
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>>2005202
that's a nice looking dolphin
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>>2005175
𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐗𝐄𝐃!!
𝐒𝐄𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐗𝐄𝐃 𝐈 𝐀𝐌?!
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>>2005196
>>2005192
>that feel when you will never slowly slip inside of the thick, doughy loaf and let the heat overtake you as the smell filled your nostrils. You will never close your eyes and think of Her while slowly shifting back and forth.

Man, at least I can't bake. Ain't having another banana incident.
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>>2005202
Yeah. I stopped myself from posting things sometimes because I was too lazy to fill out a captcha sometimes.

Now I just cache a shitload of them when I start browsing, and post like we used to.
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>>2005202
Is it that time again?
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>>2005202
fuck captcha
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fuck this I'm getting Dish network
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>>2005226

Bread wouldn't even feel good around your dick.
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>>2005221
You go Luna!

unts unts unts
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>>2005226
>banana incident

Didn't care for it?
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>>2005226
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you FUCKINGBAKERYNEXTDOORFUCKYOU.
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>>2005133
Well, it'd be a shame to lose out on another potentially good drawfag. But as he's not really doing anything about that potential, I guess it's nothing lost.
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>>2005226
BAKING IS SUPER FUCKING EASY YOU NIGGER
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>>2005237
Quite the opposite, it just stripped me of a lot of my remaining dignity. Still, at least I'm eating more fruit these days.
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>>2005221
Why did moot enable that shit anyway?
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>>2005235
>Bread wouldn't even feel good around your dick.
You did this before, didn't you?
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>>2005226
>had to made some fries
>spent an hour cleaning oil from the ceiling
I'm not allowed in kitchens anymore
>I'll never prepare an incredible meal to my waifu
Fells bad man
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>>2005250
Dignity in a paper sack is worth the sack if it doesn't affect your social/professional life.
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>>2005249
[citation needed]
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Is this horse dead soon?
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>>2005260

I really, really love Celestia's ass.
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>>2005273
25 more images, about.
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>>2005272
Nigga you stupid.
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>>2005273
Got another 25 images.

I'll see if I can't find some theme-appropriate armored pones or celestial rears to round it out.
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>>2005257
>that feel when you still can;t see it (firefox)

I can see italic lower case hs and thats it

whatever moot did for that singular letter, he probably should coniser doing to the rest of the alphabet
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>>2005278
Shut the fuck up peachy pie or whomever the fuck you are.
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>>2005235
It might if you baked it right. Just the right amount of squishy, with all the moisture you could ever want. Fresh from the oven and so hot it's almost--but not quite--scorching, just like Celestia should be.

And the best bit? When you're finished, you've got a nice loaf of bread ready to use for sandwiches, except with a delicious surprise hidden away inside.
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>>2005277
Right.
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>>2005277
Will you Leth us play in the dead horse?
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>>2005271
Even if it makes me question my sexuality based on how much fun I had with the banana flesh?
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>>2002454
I have Luna on Celestia ass.
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>>2005221
>>2005257
>>2005282
How do you do it anyway?
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>>2005274
Who the Hell doesn't?
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>>2005287

Yeah, no. I'll stick with sniffing the loaf and fucking a banana peel, thanks.
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>>2005282
That's like the only thing I can't see on firefox.
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File deleted.
>>2005274
Don't we all, anon?

Don't we all?
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>>2005277
Oh Leth, that right!

The Archive is borkign all over the place (not the main archive, but the archived threads themselves)

there are currently three missing (as in 404) recent threads, and most the newer threads just have a white backgroudn and ded greentext
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>>2005291
There is fuck all he can do to stop you
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>>2005282
Is moot too good for <b> and <i> tags?
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>>2005286
Step up nigga even pink autism can bake.
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>>2005303
Oh, right I'd been meaning to let Archive know that. Thanks for the reminder to.
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>>2005301
>that feel when you will never have Celestia to yourself all night long
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>>2005305
Do you even puns
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>>2005301

Oh god I just want to put my mouth underneath that tail and mash her cheeks against my face.
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>>2005297
𝚌𝚘𝚍𝚎
𝑖𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑠
𝐛𝐨𝐥𝐝
𝒃𝒐𝒍𝒅𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒔
I may be wrong on some of them.
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>>2005274
>>2005274
You other brothers can't deny.
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>>2005326
Also he needs to enable them from the options
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>>2005294
Yyyyyes? Are you popping chubs in the produce aisle now or something? You know you're supposed to be thinking about your Princess's slimy, inviting butthole, not the banana, right.
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>>2005315
I take it these past archive threads cannot be fix and remain like that forever?
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>>2005334
That was the plan, but... her horn is inviting too, right?
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>>2005335
Yes anon
They will forever be blanks in our history
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>>2005326
'code' how the shit does this work?
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>>2005333
What options?
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>>2005326
Sweet, fuckin' saved.
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>>2005301
I just love how the straps of her panties squeeze her flanks in just a little. That ass would be so thick and squishy, I don't know if I could ever pull myself away.
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>>2005333
>>2005346
I forgot to mention that.
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>celestia ass images as closure

yes, let celestias ass kill this horse
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>>2005352

I know that fucking feel. I want to push them together, watch them bounce back apart, and then rub my tongue raw servicing that fuckin' ass.
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__is this shit for real?__
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>>2005354
...since when did 4chan x get to 3.2? Mine is still 2.x
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>>2005326
__Thanks for sharing this. Ganna see if this works.__

>>2005358
Sure.
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>>2005368
Aeosynth started working on it again
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>>2005368
Get it from here bro
http://aeosynth.github.com/4chan-x/
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>>2005372
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>>2005373
asdfq
has he at least pulled in all the changes from mayhem's branch?
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If you people don't mind too much, I'd like to start making sure everyone is here.
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>>2005354
Meanwhile in the world of vanilla
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>>2005386
Yup.
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Let's kill this thread already
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>>2005386
Present.
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>>2005386
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>>2005399
With best pony?
I'm in
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>>2005399
>those filters
Why would you do that to your own picture? Nonono
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TONIGHT

MLPGDNDRPG - Ironhide - Finale
Starting as soon as we have a new horse.
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>>2005386
watching
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>>2005386
>>
𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃
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>>2005410
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>>2005420
fuck
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>>2005420
𝑼 𝒘𝒐𝒕 𝒎𝟖
I hope I didn't err in telling you all how to do that, though it was hardly difficult to find it.
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>>2005395 Radiant
>>2005401 Campfire
>>2005409 Dawn
>>2005415 Zebro
Where the hell are Trusty and Max?
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>>2005386
Present and accounted for, SIR!
>>2005354
>3.2.2
>I only have 2.0.something
HOW
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>>2005428
>using Chrome
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>>2005430
Reporting for duty.
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>>2005430
Trusty is on the submarine.
No idea about Max.
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>>2005430
Seems Trusty isn't so trusty after all.
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>>2005436
Firefox kept being a cunt so I pretty much had to
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>>2005432
https://raw.github.com/aeosynth/4chan-x/3.2.2/4chan_x.user.js
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>>2005432 Trusty
>>2005437 Max
>>2005395 Radiant
>>2005401 Campfire
>>2005409 Dawn
>>2005415 Zebro

Seems like everyone is here.
Could someone kindly make a new horse? We can use up the last images as we go along.
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Can anyone give me a simple recap of what had happened when I was gone?
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>>2005446
>mfw I never had problems with Firefox or with Nightly
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NEW HORSE

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>>2005450
I'll make
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>>2005463
...I'll not
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>>2005465
New horse already here >>2005463
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AAWWWW YEA TIME TO WATCH YOU FUCKERS DIE
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So do we get to multiclass
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Ok ready.
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>>2005494
Hold your horses, I'm sure it will be integrated into the storyline.
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>>2005487
I hope we won't fight Death itself this time
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I am here to offer you guys some moral support. Good luck to you all and hope you guys don't die horribly as possible.
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>>2005505
No, we'll fight a Giant Flyign Death
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>>2005505
Nah. Took care of that yesterday. Sort of.

But yes, best of luck to you all.
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>>2005505
While trying to fall asleep after the quest I remembered the perfect song for us fighting Death. Maybe I'll get a chance to use it if that Thing in the catacombs becomes a problem.
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>>2005512
did you guys like die or something

knightbro
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>>2005458
Following your discovery of the Altar of Midnight, the party descended into the cavern below the peak and discovered an ancient artifact - an hourglass which contained a magical recording from four centuries ago. It proved that Ironhide believed himself still a pony, still doing his duty to Celestia. The recording ended as he saw Celestia fly at her, most likely moments before their battle took place.

A separate party was sent into the Canterlot Catacombs, the Necroponelis, along with a captured necromancer to raise Valiance's old commander - Gracious Glory the Father of Heroes. While there, they uncovered a cult of Grogar-worshiping necromancers and found evidence pointing to a lich or similar undead existing in the deeper levels. However they were unable to locate or destroy it.

A final group was sent into the Forest of Illusion to retrieve a shard of the Rainbow of Light, an ancient artifact said to have power to match those of Tirek. Campfire the mage was a member of both parties.

Noise, the dragon ambassador has also united three more splinters to your cause.
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I wish you all the best of luck.
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>>2005526
Shit, I forgot the Lich in the catacombs
I really want some loot from him
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>>2005538
Thank you, Almighty Leth.
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>>2005528
I didn't die in a session, surprisingly. Anyways, observing time.
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>>2005536
My first action shall be hunting down the mage and retrieving payment for my spyglass if it really got destroyed.
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>>2005559
It's still in one piece.
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>>2005581
I'll take it back then.
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>>2005581
Are you a Spyglass?
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>>2005559
>>2005589
All this 9s.
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>>2005596
>We start fighting Ironhide
>Nasse rolls 0000
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>>2005605
My luck was pretty weak down in the catacombs.
But I didn't have many problems before.
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Can you guys imagine what would have happened if the two millionth post had been DM instructing us to roll for initiative against Ironhide? I know that can't happen, but just imagine it.
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>>2005644
>Piss everywhere
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Once more, the heroes are called to gather in Canterlot Castle, in the throne room of Celestia.
As you arrive you observe the others present. You can recognize some of the attendants.
Commander Stormwind of Cloudsdale, along with his private guard.
Grand Grimoire the Arcane, current head of the Catnerlot mage Academy.
Dusklight, captain of the Guard of Canterlot.
Greymane, lead scholar of the Canterlot Royal Archives
And several heroes, many beaten and battered, but proudly showing their awards for their deeds of legend.

There seems to be a moment of waiting before Celestia is scheduled to arrive, if you wish to exchange words before taking your positions on the raised podium.
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>>2005644
>think about Celestia
>Ironhide is a noble pony again
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>>2005666
>666 when thinking about Celestia
You think about Tirek.
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>>2005666
>Tirek says he's sorry and holds an apologetic tea party for every hurt by Ironhide
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>>2005660
Chat with Dusklight regarding his involvement in this mess against Ironhide.
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Ask the mages if the binding spell is ready.
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>>2005660
I ask around about what has been happening with the fight against Ironhide. I'm still pretty new to this and don't know much more than the briefing everyone was given.
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Brace yourselves, brothers and sisters.
The final battle is near.
Prepare your spirits and bodies, for this shall be our greatest trial yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlcUwUwjLrs
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>>2005660
I just took a painkiller and I still have a headache and my shoulder hurts like a bitch
I check if my crossbow is still jammed
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>>2005660
I'll roll to keep my spaghetti contained in my pockets and ask someone what the current situation is.
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For all your commentary and meta talk needs, please enjoy the services of the submarine
http://mlpg.co/q/res/474.html

It will probably be easier to share your thoughts there than interjected between the playing.
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>Please respond
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>>2005691
The captain tells you it is his duty to defend Canterlot, with his life if he must.
His guards will form the Sun Shield, defending Celestia, and any that remain will patrol the city to keep order.
He offhandedly mentions there was a minor disturbance not too long ago as a group of ponies left town at night, headed north. They assaulted a group of guards when questioned, but could not be found after that.
>>2005700
The Mage Academy has studies the spell and made all possible preparations. It is a powerful and difficult spell, prepared by far better unicorns than those available, but the brightest minds of Canterlot are ready to at least try.
>>2005702
You are told that the Griffon King has prepared an airship to aid in the coming battle, and three clans of dragons stand at Celestia's side.
>>2005732
Crossbow is fine and in complete working order.
>>2005734
All possible preparations are ready. The only ones missing are Cloak and Dagger, also knows as Celestia's Eyes and Ears, or in less formal terms, the heads of her spy network.
But those two go missing a lot anyway.
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>>2005800
Should we wait for Cloack and Dagger?
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>>2005800
I'll make small talk with the adventurers.
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>>2005800
>a group of ponies left town at night, headed north

After hearing that, I ask the Captain if he can send a trustable scout that he is sure that won't betray us, and make him guard the Shrine of Tirek.

I have a bad feeling about this.
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Tiny tiny break, I need to get another can of liquid energy to make sure I live through this.
Use the time to do some of that role playing you were all so jelly about last night.
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>>2005800
Ask the guard about the group of ponies that left. What did they look like? Any idea what part of the city they came from?
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>>2005854
inb4 trusty tries to hit on me

A little break for me too in that case
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>>2005871
I'm totally gonna die protecting your ass, your holiness.
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>>2005888
>triple success
Too bad you are not a knight.
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>>2005840
"This is my meal that I have prepared for myself and if you don't like it don't be rude about it"
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>>2005800
Ah, snap, gotta brb in 30 mins
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>>2005904
What are you eating?
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>>2005902
Guess what skill I'm gonna take if we're allowed to multiclass
And I can still try
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>>2005920
Ranger?
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>>2005910
Hay, obviously
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>>2005931
Do you mind if I take a bite?
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Is it okay if I take the lead this time as well, my friends?
I'll take that as a yes.
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>>2005955
You always take the lead anyway.
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>>2005944
You didn't bring your own meal?
Sure, I guess
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>>2005871
I've heard that you plan on using the Rainbow of Light shard we retrieved to turn Ironhide back into a pony? Is this true? How do you plan on doing that?

>>2005920
We should all take Heal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkNRAaT3Dl0
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>>2005973
Celestia should feed us, we are saving her kingdom after all.
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>>2005955
I'm gonna bicker about it along the way.
>>2005974
But I know I'm gonna die anyway
Might as well die protecting the people I love
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>>2005970
It's for our own good, sister.

>>2005974
I don't yet know how it will be possible, but I'm sure that the pony in Ironhide is still there, tormented and twisted by Tirek's dark magic.
I'm sure Celestia will know a way of using it, but I'm afriad I'm not very experienced at magic and sorcery.
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>>2005988
Better safe than sorry.
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>>2006023
You are right.
Since this will be a fierce battle, I made sure to pack three bottles of Holy Water instead of just one.
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>>2006023
I guess give me more hay.
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>>2005843
>>2005857
The ponies were all wearing similar clothes, cloaks with a scale pattern on them. They did not seem to have anything to say, and simply charged the guards, then fled.
The captain agrees to send a scout to the altar, just in case.

Assuming everyone is ready, please take your places upon the podium.
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>>2006043
I've got some "holy water" of my own, he, he.
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>>2006043
>this will be the battle of our lives
>better grab an extra bandage
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>>2006050
Ok lets go but I think Max is afk.
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>>2006043
I'll swap you one of my many jars of balm for some of that holy water.

>>2006050
I'll get up there as soon as I'm done with Radiant.
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>>2006050
I take place on the podium.
I try to find a place that will be the nearest to Celestia.

>>2006058
>the kind with the smiling faces on it.
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>>2006050
I'll store my remaining hay in my saddlebags and get up there.
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>>2006061
Well, a little balm never hurt anyone, especially since we'll battle fire breathing dragons.
Deal.
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>>2006050
Let us do this then.
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Test
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Testing
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>>2006157
Problems with posting?
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>>2006169
Only zebro.
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>>2006080
Fine, I'll just autopilot Max for now
You take your positions on the pedestal, and after a moment of silence the main doors open.
Celestia strides in. Her head held high and without any signs of the fatigue and pain that have radiated from her in the past days. In their place, all you can feel is determination.
She is clad in a golden suit of armour, the greatest feat of craftsmanship any have ever witnessed. It reflect the glow of her radiance, amplifying her blinding aura greatly. Upon it's surface you see intricate details in the shape of carvings and additional parts. You can see the insignias of Unicornia, Pegasopolis and Earth of old, the seal of the Griffon King, the mark of Equestria and sun itself.

At her right side marches the undead pegasus Gracious Glory, Father of Heroes, raised from his tomb to serve one final time. He is wearing the same armour he was buried in, but with small changes. the centuries of moss and dirt have been cleaned off and the dents repaired. Though still covered in rich verdigris, a single new, polished element has been added. Where once the breastplate had a carving of his motto "Only in death does duty end", there now reads "Even in death I still serve".

On Celestia's left, the dragon ambassador, Noise. She looks the same as ever, but is wearing a golden rosary emblazoned with the signs of Celsetia, the Griffon King and her own dragons.

The trio takes their place before the throne, and Celestia asks for silence.
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>>2006169
>>2006169
Because Zebro said this place might be down
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>>2006175
Rolling to be silent
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Please pick your multiclasses and new skills NOW.
We wait until even Max has picked one.
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Welp, my auto refresh just stopped working properly.
Fuck
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>>2006191
Ranger
All the Tracker's skills plus Guard
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>>2006175
Bow to Celestia and wait.
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>>2006191
Mage/Cleric (Thaumaturge?)
Fireball, Freeze, Heal
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>>2006191
Celestial.
I'll take Heal from the Cleric's rooster.

>>2006175
Bow down to Celestia, and try to hold my spagetty and stop myself of fangasming of how regal she looks in her armor.
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>>2006191
Voodoo Doctor
Resurrect, Raise dead, Root
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>>2006198
>Guard
>not Last Stand
Welp, your call man.
>>2006213
So be it.
>>2006220
>0
You cannot contain yourself. You are lucky you don't pee a little over how swag your god looks before you.
>>2006239
Acknowledged.

If you would be ever so kind, please post your full new character sheets.
This includes Multiclass, skills, any loot you have gotten so far and any notable characteristics and titles, if any.

I'm making a new notes sheet and this is the fastest way for me to update it.
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>>2006248
Ok give me a minute.
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>>2006248
Trusty
Ranger (Everything the tracker has and last stand)
I have a masterwork crossbow, rope arrows, fire arrows and lightning bolts and a magical spyglass.
Also a camo net and chainmail, longbow and a dagger but those aren't that important
My official title is "that unlucky idiot"
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>>2006248
Name: Radiant Dawn
Race: Earth Pony
Class: Celestial Paladin
Alignment: Lawful Good
Weapon: Celestial Hammer
Cutie Mark: A dawning sun (Her faith in Celestia gives her the power)
Inventory:

-A quick checklist of things to smite
-Holy water from the fountain of Celestia (two bottles)
-Balm for burns from Campfire
-A big book of things that are evil
-A Sun Amulet (grants a protective shield agianst the first hits in combat)
-Food, water, and some torches
-The unused plate armor of Celestia Herself

Multiclass skill is Heal.
Can I have two titles?
Because I like both Sun's Fury and Embraced of Celestia
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>>2006248
-name: Zebro
-race: Zebra
-class: Voodoo Doctor
-alignment: Chaotic neutral
-loot: >Staff of Rituals, an old ceremonial staff made from bone. Luna liked it a lot back in the day, but Celestia never cared for the thing, finding it spooky.
>A tattered wizard robe blackened with mold and soot. Perfect for looking spooky.
-cutie mark/skill: Reanimating potions
-skills: Resurrect, Raise dead, Root
I'll be back in 5 minutes
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>>2006316
True neutral earth pony but you already knew that.
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>>2006248
-Name: Dawn
-Race: Pegasus
-Class: Trickster
-Skills: Stealth, blind and bluff
-Alinement: True neutral
-Weapons: Rapier and dagger
-Inventory: Pretty dress, golden crown, food and make up
-Cutie mark: Silver snake

>>2006319
What about stallion face?
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>>2006248
Name: Campfire
Unofficial title: Flameheart
Race: Unicorn
Class: Thaumaturge
Mark/special talent: Campfire/starting fires
Weapon: Knife
Inventory: Several small jars of balm for burns, some bandages, a bottle of holy water, and a flame resistant cloak
Spells: Fireball, Freeze, Heal
Alignment: Neutral Good
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>>2006319
>can I have two titles
You're asking a guy who had four himself.
Of course you can.
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>>2006337
I'm pretty sure DM won't forget about that.

>>2006316
>My official title is "that unlucky idiot"

Awww, come on, don't be so hard on yourself.
You managed to triple crit fail in almost every game, but you are still a member of our party!

>>2006350
And you gave me five in the submarine, but these are the two that I really like.
Maybe we'll earn 'Saver of Worlds' after this finale is over.
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>>2006350
I really liked the title >OG of the dead
I'd love to have that one
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>>2006370
>>2006396
I don't really fuss over titles. This is your hour of glory, not mine.

Also by Tirek's hairy nutsack what is taking Max?
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>>2006408
No idea >>2005905
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>>2006408
>>2006416
Half an hour my ass.
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>>2006421
he'll be here
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>>2006452
I can't really continue until I know his multiclass.

Have some music in the mean time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zgi4MOb06A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjDaPOWdx6s
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>>2006480
Gosh, really sorry for that, but you guys have to pardon me out. I won't be playing anymore. Sorry!
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>>2006525
Nooooooo!
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>>2006525
oh come on!
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>>2006525
Come on.
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>>2006525
Nooooo, Why?
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>>2006525
Sorry to hear that.
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>>2006525
ARGH
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WHAT NOW DM!?
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>>2006554
Why don't you step in?
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>>2006525
Anything specific you'd like me to do with your character?
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>>2006564
that'd be >fun
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>>2006554
Depends. In any case he will be removed from the game and we will have a free slot.
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>>2006565
If anything, let him return to his descendant's grave to think about stuff.

Again, sorry ;_;. Good luck.
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>>2006604
Ah, ok. I was thinking about killing you. or making you snap and turn on the others
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>>2006583
I'll join if willing
or unless no one else joins
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>>2006616
Oh boy here we go
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>>2006624
Wehaveslotopenneednewplayermulticlassnow
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>>2006583
Offering to join if you need it.
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>>2006583
I'll join to make things interesting
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Party, your call on who gets to join.
You've all read the past ones, you know who played well and who you want here.
Or I can go ask Leth if he wants to be the Deus ex machina
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>>2006647
I CAN'T FUCKING DECIDE
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>>2006647
>Leth [Godhand]
fund it
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>>2006616
Actually, that sounds good. Make me the enemy if that can make the plot exciting.
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>>2006647
I for one welcome Leth as our new Warforged companion.
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>>2006647
I'm voting for the cleric
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>>2006647
This guy >>2006624 play with us the other day right?
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>>2006677
Thats me.
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>>2006624
You were the Cleric who were with us at Tirek's shrine?

We could use a healer.
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So, Cleric or Leth?
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>>2006717
Aeohue the Cleric gets my vote
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>>2006717
Cleric.
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>>2006717
Did Leth respond anyway?

I'd play with him, if he did, but the Cleric did good the last time he was with us.
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>>2006717
My vote is still Leth.
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>>2006717
Evens: Leth
Odds: Cleric
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Cleric wins out.
Please pick your multiclass and post your updated character sheet.
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>>2006717
I would, but, erm, I've not been keeping up with the current story, and I haven't played yet. Waiting for a good chunk of time I know I could focus on for it.

But sure! If I can help!
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>>2006779
leth is 2slow
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-Aenoi
-Unicorn
-Preacher
-Shield with a heart in it as a cutiemark
-Large round shield as a weapon, armored shoes, greaves(?) on all 4 legs, unplumed helmet, book of various healing spells
-bandages, health/stamina replenishing drafts, splints; among traveling supplies
-Neutral Good
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>>2006779
>being forced to deny Leth
>after he rolls a 9
I CAN'T DO THIS.

You get to take slot #7.
>da rules
http://pastebin.com/66SXJuKP
Please post
-Name
-Race
-Classes (see: the multiclass chart)
-Skills
-Alignment
-Weapon
-Cutie mark / skill
-Any notable personal items.
Then put your NAME and [CLASS] in the name field.
I'll bring you in a bit later in the story so you can read up if you need to.
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>>2006829
Yay! Leth!
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>>2006829
Based DM
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>>2006828
Which skills do you have
You get all from cleric and one from the other
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>>2006828
Which Bard skill do you want to take?
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>>2006828
>forgot my name
well this is a great way to start out
>>2006855
inspire courage from the Bard class

making it: Heal, cure, detect evil, inspire courage
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>>2006829
Name: Marani Shine
Race: Unicorn
Class: Mage
Skill: Focus; Good at not being distracted when casting
Alignment: Neutral Good
Weapon: Staff
Cutie Mark: A focused orb of arcane magic, converging onto a center point
Notable things: Umm, nothing really.

Now what spells do I draw from and how many? Sorry if I'm missing it, I've had a basic idea for a character, but never really put it to paper, as it were.
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>>2006904
You get two spells from the list that's in the pastebin.
You can also choose a multiclass, so you'll get two spells from the mage and then a skill from any other class
since we have seven players we really should only write our actions here and take everything else to http://mlpg.co/q/res/474.html
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>>2006904
-fireball: You throw the magical equivalent of a molotov cocktail
-magic bolt: A bolt of energy. See the S2 finale for in-show use
-teleport: Warps you about 100 meters in any direction. Not knowing where you are going means a 0 kills you via telefrag, so make sure you don't teleport to unknown areas.
-lightning: A mage needs no clouds to conjure lightning.
-freeze: Freeze the enemy for slowing, an object for easy shattering, or the floor for a slippery fun time
-farsight: Peer into the distance without a spyglass. Has built-in night vision too.
Spell Focus - success or failure, your next spell is a crit. Feeling lucky?

You should probably pick another class to multiclass as and take one of their powers.
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>>2006904
Hurr

Magic Bolt and Farsight then

>>2006929
>>2006933
Then Paladin with Aura of protection. I think I've got everything, I'll move there to ask dumb things if there's something else I need to do.
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Ok, after 2 hours of fucking setup, time to roll this fucker along.
Ignore any mention of max ever being with you. He has not been seen in a while by anyone.

Celestia turns to the heroes on the podium and the hall falls silent. She says she doubts introductions are needed, as those standing here this day are the ones who have done some of the greatest of services to her, Canterlot and all of Equestria.
Radiant Dawn, the Celestial who has embraced the sun
Dawn, the silent beauty and master interrogator
Trusty, fabled for his poor luck and many kills
Zebro, OG of the dead, and his zombie dragon
Campfire, the recent champion of the war effort an recoverer of the Shard of Light
And Aenoi the preacher, whose sight few evils can slip.

They have the most knowledge and experience of the coming foe, and as such have been selected as the group to lead the grand plan.
Ironhide is scant hours away from reaching Canterlot, and action needs to be taken now.
Celestia motions for a few unicorns to step forward. They bow, and introduce themselves. They are a special lot selected by the mage academy, and they will act as a link between all the fronts during the coming battle by serving as a hub for telepathic communication.

They step into formation and cast their spell, conjuring a vision of the Griffon King.
>cont
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>>2006991
The Griffon King says the airship Stormherald has been launched and is en route . If their calculations are correct, it will catch Ironhide before the dragon reaches Canterlot.
Another image appears next to the King, a second griffon. He introduces himself as Skyburner, Captain of the Stormherald. He thanks Commander Stormwind for his generous support in the battle, saying the pegasus teams sent to aid the airship are performing admirably. A unicorn mage stands next to Skyburner. Noise recognizes him as Sheffield, one of those who helped her clan back in the Griffon Kingdom.
Celestia thanks her distant allies, then turns back to the party, handing all those present a pendant with a slightly vibrating gem. These were prepared en masse by the mage academy to act as conduits for the communication spell. As long as you wear it, you can attempt to contact any other member of the war effort.

Noise steps up and says she will be leading the dragons. Two of the clans are roosting near Canterlot and can join the battle as soon as needed, but the last is further away and will take time to get there.
Gracious Glory then takes his turn, saying he has spent the last days training ever soldier he can. He himself is ready to face Valiance in combat if needed, but has understood that there is a plan outside direct attack.

Finally, Celestia speaks again, saying that there indeed is a plan. She asks the heroes join her in a little private talk. The rest are excused if no other business needs to be conducted.
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>>2007084
I tell noise to be careful as I follow Celestia.
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>>2007084
Follow Celestia.
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>>2007084
Stand up and follow Celestia, wishing luck to everyone else.
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>>2007084
Roll to cast a lasting protective spell on Noise before following the Group
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I'll follow Celestia.
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I'll follow Celestia.

Is 4chan X breaking for anyone else?
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>>2007150
Is working for me.
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>>2007150
It was broken earlier but it's working fine right now
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>>2007123
>>2007105
Your spells and kind words ease her spirit. She smiles at you as you leave, wrapping one arm around herself, waving with the other.
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>>2007138
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>>2007113
You follow Celestia to a discrete side room. Four guards wait outside the door as you enter. Inside, a Unicorn Battlemage and two identical cloaked ponies await you.
Celestia asks that you be seated, unless you wish to introduce yourselves first.
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>>2007172
I'm just gonna inspect the cloaked figures while sitting down.
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>>2007172
I give a brief introduction then sit down.
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>>2007172
I'll introduce myself and my minion and then sit down.
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>>2007172
Oh my? Cloack and Dagger?
I dont want to get all fangirl so im going to sit down.
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>>2007172
I introduce myself and take a seat close to Celestia.
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>>2007172
introduce myself, and get seated
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>>2007172
Assuming that's my character there

I just watch them come in, attempting to keep my excitement of meeting them to myself.
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>>2007179
One is a unicorn, the other a pegasus. However this is impossible to tell without getting a good look. They are both completely still and silent.
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>>2007190
As you all get seated, Celestia asks that the battlemage introduce himself as well to the party. He is the one chosen to use the Shard of Light, but Celestia will let him tell the rest about himself.
>Leth, that's your cue.
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>>2007211
Step forward, standing a little taller than before.
"Ah, ahem. Greetings to all. As as been stated, I have the honor of being the wielder of the Shard of Light. I've heard much of all of your exploits and look forward to working with all of you. Yes."
Bowing a little bit, he then steps back to his previous position.
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>>2007247
Realizing he'd forgotten something, he quickly steps forward again.

"Marani Shine, by the way. Sorry 'bout that..."

He quickly steps back, his head sinking a little lower than before.
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>>2007286
Hahahahahhaha.
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>>2007247
Celestia nods.
The two cloaked figures stand up and begin talking. As they talk they constantly circle eachother, making it impossible to tell which is which and who is talking. Their voices are hushed and sharp, and they seem to constantly be checking their surroundings.
>Princess. Bad news.
>There are more eyes and ears than just us.
>The enemy knows all too much.
>We suspect the guards.
>Or the scholars.
>But have no proof.
>Yet.
>We know that they know of the altar of midnight
>Yet we do not know if they know that we know
>They are the deathseekers
>Those who were killed under our capital, in the caves
>We fear they seek the altar
>Scouts were sent out but no word has returned
>The increased guard by the crypts seems to be holding though
>We have seen none exit or enter
>But we know the necromancers are still down there
>But we know not what they plan
>We know the airship has no traitors
>But we do not know of the soldiers of Cloudsdale
>Or those of the Mage Academy
>We do not suspect them though.
>That is all.
They sit back down. You are not sure if they switched places.
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>>2007294
I poke my sister in the side to signal that she shouldn't laugh on our to-be-party-members.
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>>2007311
These are some weird guys.
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>>2007311
We should go there.
brb 5 mins not going to pull a max btw
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>>2007329
>4chan X in charge of not fucking up my name
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>>2007311
Do we have time to try and clear the crypts before Ironhide arrives?
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>>2007311
Ah, the Cloak and Dagger, the shadow dwelling spies.
And what they have found out is not too much help, to be honest.

I look at them with deep disdain.
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>>2007311
We should check the mage academy, we can always handle a few birds but those mages?
Not so great if we have them stabbing us in the back.
I mean if we have the time before Ironhide arrives.
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>>2007337
We barely have hours until his arrival, and the crypts are deep and can contain many kinds of danger.
We don't have enough time.
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>>2007311
>we do not know if they know that we know
"So since 'we' don't know if they know we know, then I'm guessing some effort is going to be placed to find out if we know they know we know so that we would know if they know we know they know?"

"Should we possibly inspect the Mages first then? I don't know if we'll have time to look elsewhere"
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>>2007311
>>2007337
And what is the Altar of Midnight exactly?
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>>2007379
The Altar of Midnight is an altar for Tirek, the cause of Valiance's corruption.
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>>2007377
>>2007347
Checking the mages first is the best option at this time, I think.
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>>2007379
"it's a shrine to a demon of great power to mutated a dragon hunter into Ironhide"
>>
I've never watched more than a single episode of Battlestar Galactica, but from what I've hear this is an appropriate song to play know that we know there are hidden traitors.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1__dINxiXU

Ignore this attempt at a music bonus if I'm wrong.
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>>2007345
The necromancers are going to attack the capital soon.
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>>2007345
>Radiant Isabella Goldentail Dawn
>Devout. Valiant.
>Fierce. Stubborn.
>Stallionfaced. Ashamed.
>Virgin.
>Insecure.
>Poor penmanship in her diary.
>Lacks self control.
They then fall silent again.
Celestia seems mildly amused.

Celestia then inform you that you may investigate the conspiracy here in Canterlot with the spy twins, return to the catacombs to see to the necromancers, lead an assault against the deathseekers headed for Tirek's altar, or join the dragons in facing Ironhide before he can reach the castle.

The dragons will go regardless of your choice, and will buy you all the time they can. However if you linger too long, they might need to fall back, allowing Ironhide a clear path to Canterlot.
Stormherald can engage Ironhide to buy time as well, but without support Captain Skyburner fears it will be a battle he cannot win.
The binding spell is ready, but needs a lot of time to be channeled.
The Shard of Light is prepped, but it is such an insignificant fragment it will have no effect unless Ironhide is weakened first.
Celestia herself will act as the last line of defense, and will attack Ironhide head on if he reaches the castle. She will not let her people die to protect herself.

Choose where you wish to go, and what your plan is.
Mage Academy with the spies?
Catacombs?
Altar?
Ironhide, with Noise and Gracious?
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>>2007507
We sould go to the altar first.
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>>2007507
I say mages, then approach Ironhide
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>>2007507
Either the catacombs or the altar, whichever poses the biggest threat to us.
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>>2007507
I think we should secure the mage academy.
Though I feel like we should help Noise too...
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>>2007507
HAHAHAHAHA
I still think we should check out the Academy first.
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>>2007507
"I would spit on both of you shadow crawling scum if I weren't in the presence of Her Mayesty."

After that, I turn to the others.

"I think we should go to the Altar. The spies will do their filthy work here, and they'll find what they need if they are as good as they claim to be.
But we can't let anyone to use the power of the Midnight to create another abomination like Ironhide.
If we can spare some more guards to seal the enterance of the catacombs, we may have enough time to deal with that after the threat of the Dragon is in the past."
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>>2007507
The Academy is always where one should start.
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>>2007528
>>2007537
>>2007570
>Altar: 3
>>2007536
>>2007538
>>2007551
>>2007591
>Academy: 4

Is this your final decision, or do you wish to discuss it further?
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>>2007615
The spies can sort out any inner affairs on their own in the Academy, but we must hurry to the Altar, or risk that the cultist do something with the dark powers stored there!
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>>2007615
We should go to the altar before Max talk with Tirek.
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>>2007632
We don't even know where he is, do we?
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>>2007632
No, not really.
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>>2007615
The Alter sounds like the most dangerous. Let the spies find the traitors.
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>>2007615
Yeah okay let's go to the altar and have Celestia send the spies to the Academy.
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>>2007636
You have no clue to his location.
He was last seen moping in his room in Canterlot, but has been gone for quite some time.
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>>2007647
>>2007643
>>2007631
>not going to the place of learning first
Fine. Alter.
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>>2007643
>>2007647
>>2007632
>>2007631
Gee, alright, let's go to the altar.
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>>2007658
Im sure Cloak and Dagger can handle a few cultists.
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>>2007658
You'll have plenty of time to read in the Archives, but first we must assure that Canterlot and Equestria won't get destroyed.
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Celestia nods, and the two spies get up.
>We will do what we can
>We are not assassins
>But we can make an exception
>This once
They both then disappear in a blast of smoke.

Celestia asks if you have everything you need for the trip to the altar, and if you'd still like to talk to either Noise or Gracious before you leave.
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>>2007696
We dont have time for that lets go.
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>>2007696
I'll ask Gracious if he knows anything about the altar.
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>>2007696
I ask Noise and Gracious if they know anything about the Altar of Midnight.
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>>2007696
We must leave as soon as we can.

Buuuuuut before that, I ask Celestia if maybe she can give me one of her horseshoes as a Token of Luck.
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>>2007696
Yeah I'll give Noise a few words of encouragement
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>>2007696
I bow to the princess, let her know that I believe I am prepared, and ready myself to follow whoever makes their way to the Alter.
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>>2007707
>>2007716
Okay, you talk to Gracious, and Trusty talks to Noise while I lose my spagetti in front of Celestia.

After that, we leave.
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>>2007696
>>2007707
But before I talk to them could I get a fire resistant pouch or saddlebags to keep my belongings in?
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>>2007696
Cast one more protective spell on Noise just in case
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>>2007706
>>2007707
Gracious thinks for a moment, then replies in his echoing, otherworldly voice
"I KNOW ONLY THAT TIREK IS SEEN AS A GOD OF EVIL BY MANY, AND THAT HIS ALTARS OFTEN HOLD FRAGMENTS OF THE POWER HE ONCE WIELDED. SHATTERING THE ALTAR IS MOST LIKELY A BAD IDEA."

Noise has no additional input on the issue. She is preparing herself for the coming battle with Ironhide.
>>2007716
She appreciates it greatly. She has never been much of a fighter, but right now the dragons need a leader, and she is the one thing that unites them.
>>2007749
A servant rushes to bring you some.
He returns with the bag, and a large flask of grease.
>>2007710
>0
Celestia motions to a servant, who gets one of her sets of horseshoes. She says she has no use for just three, you can keep all of them, if you just please stop being so... clingy.

If nothing else needs to be handled, Celestia has moved the mass teleport team from the Mage Academy to the castle for safety reasons. You may use them to teleport to the mountain, or hoof it there instead. Noise might be able to get you dragon transportation as well, but that leaves her with less dragons to face Ironhide with.
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>>2007788
Let's teleport, we've missed enough time as it is.
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>>2007803
How are we going to teleport there?
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>>2007788
tele

We can hoof it to the battle
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>>2007788
I thank Celestia for her generous gifts, and put them away.

Let's teleport, we don't have much time.
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>>2007788
Teleport.
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>>2007788
We don't have much time, we should teleport there.
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>>2007810
Ignore this I miss that part.
We should teleport.
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>>2007810
>You may use them to teleport to the mountain, or hoof it there instead
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>>2007788
Teleporting would be best. Can't waste time walking there.

Forgive my ignorance, but is the altar available to be seen from like a window or something? I'd to try looking at it with Farsight before we warp if that's possible.
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>>2007838
The altar is far away in the north mountains.
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>>2007838
It is surrounded by a shroud of Darkness.
We need torches in broad daylight to see around it.
I'm afraid it's a futile effort.
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>>2007803
>>2007812
>>2007814
>>2007819
>>2007821
>>2007838
You take your places in the circle of unicorns as they charge their spell. For a brief moment you feel your bodies fall off into the void of nothingness and disappear from existence before you find yourself near a familiar plateau. You are close to the stairwell that leads to the Peak of Midnight. You can hear some commotion from above.
Equally worryingly, you can hear mighty wingbeats in the distance towards the south.
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>>2007877
I look south.
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>>2007877
I'll try to make out what that thing in the south is.
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>>2007877
>>2007877
Investiage the wingbeats.
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>>2007877
NOW I look carefully at what's going on to the south with Farsight.
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>>2007877
Roll to cast party-wide protection
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>>2007877
Give torches to everyone, and ask Campfire to light them.
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>>2007877
I'll take a look with my magical spyglass.
The rogue should take point, I already know all the tracks around here.
I think I'm gonna make some coffee
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>>2007907
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>>2007900
>00
That's a very pretty sunrise you see.
>>2007908
>>2007911
>>2007907
>>2007917
You spot a dragon. Or a thing shaped like a dragon. It is impossibly massive, and covered in jagged metal plates as large as castle doors. As it flies it trails thick smoke behind it, and occasionally it breathes a dark flame at the ground, devastating what landmarks once were there. No question about it. That has to be Ironhide.
He is quite far away from you, but judging by the direction he is going, he will reach Canterlot sooner than expected.
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>>2007964
We must go to the altar right now.
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>>2007964
I meant take a look at the commotion at the altar!
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>>2007964
Let's rush to the altar.
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>>2007964
"Haha, what if we angered Ironhide just enough that he chased us and destroyed the shrine himself?"

follow the group
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>>2007964
Head to the alter, double time.
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>>2007964
Before we go to the altar, I signal EVERYONE with the telepatic amulet that Ironhide is going to get to Canterlot sooner than we believed he will.
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>>2007964
I follow the others to the alter.
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>>2007917
Can't see shit captain. Damn demon god magic getting in the way.
>>2007997
You hear Noise and Skyburner acknowledge the report. Noise asks if she should begin her attack now.
Skyburner says he will attempt to find a way to get more speed out of the airship.

The rest of you share torches and head up the familiar staircase that leads into the darkness above. After a short while you can see a light up ahead. You don't remember it being there before.
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>>2008028
Roll for stealth and investigate.
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>>2008028
But it's magical!
>>2008028
>>2008040
I'll get my xbow ready.
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>>2008028
Ready my shield and [roll to inspire the group with quiet whisperings of encouragement]
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>>2008028
I'll ready my staff.
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>>2008028
I ready my Hammer to Smite down some heretics.
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>>2008028
I prepare to cast Aura of protection if needed.
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>>2008040
>0
You grab another torch and run ahead screaming loudly. You figure this should work like reverse psychology, making you perfectly invisible.
It doesn't.
The Death Cult sentry has spotted you.
Roll for initiative - to beat: my roll.
>>2008052
>>2008051
>>2008055
>>2008068
>>2008074
You get a +1 modifier for being ready
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>>2008085
Rolling.
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>>2008085
Rolling
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>>2008085
To Battle!
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>>2008085
I shoot him in the throat before he can scream anything
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>>2008085
Rolling
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>>2008085
Lets go.
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>>2008085
I'll root him and send my dragon after him.
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>>2008098
>>2008108
>8+1
>8+1
Mighty roots burst from the cliffside and grasp the sentry. As he struggles to get rid of them, an arrow pierces his throat. Before he has time to react, the undead dragon leaps onto him, pushing him off the cliff and to his silent death.

He did not have time to raise an alarm. You are free to continue.
You can make out the sounds of battle up above.
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>>2008132
I advance cautiously.
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>>2008132
Roll for stealth.
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>>2008132
Make our way up to see what's going up, carefully.
And keep it low
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>>2008132
Let's go up there.
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>>2008132
I'll advance just behind the melee fighters.
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>>2008132
scan the area for anything 'used'

then follow behind the group
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>>2008132
Advance cautiously, Still prepared to start channeling at a moments notice.
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>>2008145
Going for a more traditional sneaking approach, you are hidden this time.
>>2008165
>>2008156
>>2008153
>>2008151
>>2008146
>>2008142
You arrive to the summit ruins. You can see five figures locked in combat in the darkness ahead. You can also hear the black heart of Tirek beating. There seem to be other figured lying motionless around the summit.
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>>2008190
OKay everyone wait now, I'm gonna use my magic spyglass to tell the combatants apart
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>>2008190
The fighting and chaos is what feeds him!
We should't charge to battle right now!

>>2008199
And I wait for his report.
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>>2008190
I'll wait for >>2008199
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>>2008190
Get my bow ready and wait for this >>2008199
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>>2008208
>he feeds by fighting
>we should join
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>>2008190
Watch cautiously, looking carefully for what's going on in the ruins.

Prepare for a magic bolt at whoever looks most menacing.
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>>2008208
But is tirek not Discord.
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>>2008232
That's what I'm trying to say!
We shouldn't!
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>>2008190
I wait with the others.
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>>2008246
But he can still feed off of it.
The first time we were here it was bearly beating, and that was because we tried to pry into it's secrets.
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>>2008199
>99
Your mastery of the magic spyglass allows you to peer beyond even the thickest veil of demonic darkness (for the time being).
One of the fighters is Max. He is bloodied and beaten, parts of his armour fallen off.
The other four are unicorns. You remember seeing one earlier among the death cultists.
Another is one of the Canterlot Archivists.
The third you've seen among groups from the mage academy
The last is a guard.

The dead ones are mostly other unicorns, and one is the sentry sent out by Dusklight to investigate the area.
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>>2008281
Shitfuck
I'll shoot at the recognized cultist
>>
I don't suppose we have someone that knows Inspire Fear?
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>>2008281
Call down the Power of Celestia, and cast Heal on Max.
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>>2008281
Roll to buff the paladin
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>>2008281
Shot an arrow to the cultist.
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>>2008299
>99
>two double criticals in a row
Your bolt strikes the cultist in the side of the head. He stumbles for a moment, then collapses, knocking over the guard.
Max keeps his focus on the remaining duo, ignoring you.
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>>2008281
Can I have more than one minion?
If yes, I'll cast Raise Dead on those unicorns and attack the cultist.
If no, I'll root him.
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>>2008281
I cast Freeze at the hooves of one of Max's opponents.
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>>2008328
Roll for Aura of Protection, staying hidden behind our vantage point.
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>>2008315
Hey, are you sure you wanna do that? We don't know what he's doing here.
>>2008328
Well crap, I'm using all my good rolls here
um
um
um
um
I'm gonna stun Max with a lighting bolt
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>>2008359
DO WE HAVE FREE PEOPLE
STUN THE LAST ENEMY
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>>2008359
you might've just killed him
>>
>>2008374
the pally healed him, he's an earth pony, he won't die.
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>>2008359
All I see is that a Knight that used to serve with us is in trouble, of course I'm going to heal him.
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>>2008315
Max's wounds stop bleeding and his posture improves. He turns to look at you, squints his eyes and returns his focus to the ponies he is fighting.
>>2008318
Radiant feels invigorated beyond her usual limits. She gains +1 to all rolls for a while.
>>2008349
>9
You summon up a mighty wave of frost, jamming all three surviving foes to where they stand.
>>2008330
>0
One of the unicorns gets up, then attacks you.
Roll for initiative VS my roll.
>>2008355
You wrap the party in a protective magical aura. It will guard against blows for the time being.
>>2008359
>9
Roaring in pain as his armour conducts the electricity, Max slumps over for a moment, then tries to struggle back up.
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>>2008424
Roll.
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>>2008424
I'm gonna rush over and pin Max to the ground, asking him what the hell he's doing here.
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>>2008424
DAMN IT TRUSTY!

I charge at the Archivist Cultist.

PURGE THE HERETICS!
>>
>>2008424
smack the charging unicorn to the ground
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>>2008424
I examine the dead bodies.
>>
>>2008424
Attack one of the cultists.
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>>2008461
Welp.
>>
Didn't someone just say that fighting strengthens Tirek? We need to keep this as nonviolent as possible.
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>>2008428
Before the raised dead can do any harm, you end the spell and it collapses into a heap of flesh.
>>2008440
>0
Your luck runs out.
You trip over a rock and fall over.
>>2008453
>>2008461
The darkness messes with your sense of distance, and you find yourself further away than expected.
>>2008460
They all carry the death cult brand on them. These guys are the same crew as the cultists who were gathering bodies beneath Canterlot.
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>>2008471
Guess why I didn't just pin Max to the ground with a normal bolt?
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>>2008471
It's being speculated
>>
>>2008482
Get up and try again!
>>
>>2008424
Continue to channel.

I'm helping!
>>
>>2008482
Damn, now I'm closer, I SAID PURGE THE HERETICS!
>>
Three cultists remain. All are frozen to the ground.
Max is trying to get up. If I roll 5 or more, he does.
>>
>>2008482
I'll have my dragon attack another cultist.
>>
>>2008482
focus myself to detect evil on Max
>>
>>2008482
After shaking my head a little I attack again.
>>
>>2008482
I yell for someone more adept at physical combat to guard the ponies I froze to the ground, then examine the corpses for loot.
>>
>>2008495
Before Max can regain his footing, you leap on him and demand to know what is going on. He tries to throw you off. "FOOL! Do not try to stop me! Can you not see I am here to save Canterlot?"
>>2008502
>>2008506
>>2008515
You reach the cultist trio and attack. Unable to retaliate, they are cut down with ease.
You can hear the dark heartbeat increase.
>>2008516
How curious. They have nothing on them. It's like they never intended to return from here.
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>>2008531
Stop fighting stop fighting, they want to die here!
>>
>>2008531
Yell at the Preacher to step up his game
Try to interrogate Max some more
>>
>>2008531
shit
I'll stop fighting and ask Max what he's doing
>>
>>2008531
Try to talk with Max.
>>
>>2008544
"I'm here to heal and inspire! what you are doing is feeding the chaos around us!"
>>
>>2008531
Approach the heart. Examine it, but don't touch it
>>
>>2008531
I told you!
Sprinkle holy water on the Shrine, and start to pray to Celestia to protect us from these dark sorcery.
>>
>>2008556
Would you just check this guy now!
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>>2008531
roll to detect evil everywhere EXCEPT for the shrine
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>>2008544
He throws you off him and a good way away to boot, then gets up.
>>2008549
"STAY BACK. I did not suffer all this pain, all this hardship, all this killing and madness to be brought low before I can perform my service to my kingdom. YOU WILL NOT DENY ME. NOT NOW!"
>>2008558
It is beating wildly. You can see energy pulsing within.
>>2008576
You can see evil lingering in the cultists as life leaves their bodies, but Max is giving you mixed results.

Max, with the runeblade of his forefather drawn, begins backing towards the altar.
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>>2008598
I'm gonna ready another lightning bolt and demand an explanation.
>>
Root Max without hurting him and ask him what he's trying to do.
>>
>>2008598
I cripple one of his legs.
He is not going anywhere.
>>
>>2008598
Stand between him and the Altar.

"No, Max. No."
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>>2008598
I yell for him to stop. If he breaks that alter all hell is going to break loose.
>>
>>2008598
can I cast non-combative magic?
>>
DM It just hit me in the submarine, you can add Last Stand to my character sheet since I gained it in the first quest.
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>>2008598
Stand ground between him and the altar. Don't let him near it.

"You don't want to get any closer."
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>>2008609
>>2008616
>>2008617
With his attention drawn to the click of the crossbow arming a new bolt, Max fails to notice Dawn sneak up on him and plant a blade in his leg. Yelling out and falling over, roots wrap around his body, holding him down.
>>2008619
>>2008618
"Break it? You thought I was here to... break it? HA! CAN YOU NOT SEE WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? HAVE YOU SO FAILED TO SEE THE BIGGER PICTURE!?"
>>
>>2008662
Calm the fuck down and tell us what you're trying to do, Max.
>>
>>2008662
Yes. Explain the bigger picture.
>>
>>2008662
Exlpain yourself.
Now.
>>
>>2008662
He gon' explain this shit to me right now.
>>
>>2008662
"What are you even talking about?"
>>
>>2008662
put him to sleep, bind him so he cannot move or escape, and lets get out of here

we're helping our situation arguing with him IN THIS PLACE
>>
>>2008662
We dont have time for this guys.
We should arrest him and go back to canterlot
>>
>>2008672
>>2008673
>>2008682
>>2008685
>>2008687
I do not, no, WE do not have time to idly stand here and discuss your blindness. Every moment wasted Canterlot draws closer to destruction.
If you think your few dragons and that doomed airship can save the city of our sun, think again. No. Canterlot needs a weapon, and I am ready to give myself up to be that weapon.
I will embrace the Power of Darkness and face the coming threats as an equal.
NOW LET ME GO. My battle is not with you, and my mind will not be changed. Where Valiance failed, I will succeed. I will die doing this if I must. Don't make me take you with me."
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>>2008737
>
>>2008689
And let's get back to Canterlot
>>
>>2008737
I tell him we have a shard of something that destroyed Tirek long ago. He doesn't need to sacrifice himself like this.
>>
>>2008737
It has already corrupted you, fool!
You will be taken back to Canterlot, where you will be put into custody until we can exorcise the Evil from you!
Now come with us at peace, of face the consequences!

>>2008689

And back we go.
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>>2008737
Roll to cast out impurities in him

SOMEONE who is a mage should overload his thoughts and make him unconscious and easier to carry
>>
>>2008737
I won't let you get corrupted by Tirek.
Now let's get back to Canterlot.
>>
>>2008737
Sorry sweetheart you are coming back to canterlot with us.
>>
>>2008737
I have a Shard of Light. We can defeat him with with it, using darkness to win will only bring more darkness.
>>
>>2008772
I don't think we can do this unless we specified something like that with our cutie mark. If I were to try I would probably set him on fire or something.
>>
>>2008772
Shut up we are using your critical sleep thingie
>>
>>2008766
>>2008784
"Then save that power to bring me back if you must. Why do you insist on thinking Ironhide is the only threat you face whe-
>>2008772
>>2008763
>>2008770
-ARGH. FOOLS.
Your... FEEBLE attempts at unknowingly dooming yourselves will not... Argh... work...
Dont make me... fight you... for real..."

He is weak now. You can probably bring him down.
As long as no zeroes get rolled
>>
>>2008825
We are not going to kill him.
>>
>>2008825
Remember when I readied by crossbow?
STUN HIM TO UNCONSCIOUSNESS
and let's get back to canterlot
>>
>>2008825
We're not killing him.
Anyone who might want to, will have to fight me first.
Ask Trusty for ropes, bind him, and let's go
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>>2008825
Can someone make him unconscious? We're not killing him.
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>>2008849
As another bolt pierces his armour and shocks him, Max falls over and stops resisting. He groans that you have no idea what you are doing, then lays silent and lets you take him.
The dark heartbeat slows down notably.

If there is nothing more you wish to do up here, I suggest retuning to the point where you teleported and coming up with a plan.
>>
Test
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>>2008899
I tie him up and let's return.
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>>2008899
Someone needs to get his weapon. It looks useful.
>>
>>2008899
Preacher, place down a ward against evil.
I sprinkle some holy water around, but that's the best I can do.

We will have to do something about this place after the threat of Ironhide is gone.
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>>2008899
Roll to place 'a ward against further acts that encourage evil' in this place
>>
>>2008899
We have to go back to canterlot.
>>
>>2008933
how about you do that yourself?
>>
>>2008899
Let's rush back to Canterlot as fast as we can.
>>
>>2008933
It is the Runesword. It ignored magical shields and protective wards, and can deflects magic bolts. It was once wielded by a brave knight in battle against a witch seeking to drown Equestria with a corrupted primordial elemental.
>>2008934
>>2008968
The place is warded, for what good it can do in the temple of darkness itself.

Now then, what is your plan?
Contact the mages and request a teleport back?
Contact Noise and see if you can get a ride?
Contact Skybreaker and ask for him to swing around and pick you up?
>>
>>2009007
Contract everyone and ask a Status Report.
Then ask the mages for a teleport back to Canterlot.
>>
>>2009007
We need to check Canterlot before rushing against Ironhide
Besides he's probably closer to Canterlot than us by now anyway
I say we contact the mages
>>
>>2009007
Let's ask if Ironhide is already there and if we can get a teleport there.
>>
>>2009007
the fastest thing to do would be to teleport
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>>2009007
Teleport to canterlot and throw Max in the dungeon.
>>
>>2009047
>>
>>2009007
Contact mages and head back. We've got to get back quickly.
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>>2009007
Someone should try and identify the mage, archivist, and guard. It would help the spies find the other cultists. I pickup the Runesword.
>>
>>2009105
The heart is beating slowly now so we should kill them.
>>
>>2009022
>>2009031
>>2009035
>>2009040
>>2009047
Noise reports she was forced to take off and engage Ironhide while you were gone. She has lost 9 dragons of the 25 she had. The last clan has caught up with Stormherald and will arrive alongside it.
Stormherald will be there within the hour. The dragons are helping to speed it along.
Canterlot still stands.
The mages summon you back, and you hand Max over to the guards.

Celestia does not like what she hears. She is worried that Max may have realized something that has eluded even her in this time of chaos.
Gracious Glory says he has given a little pep talk to Commander Stormwind's men, and is ready to go as soon as he is needed.
Stormwind himself says he can either wait to escort Gracious and the rest of you, or he can take his men and all available guards to help slow down Ironhide right now.

Cloak and Dagger are also standing back in the shadows, but they are not saying anything.
>>
>>2009113
I thought they were already dead
>>
>>2009113
they ded dude
>>2009118
Ask Cloak and Dagger about the mages
>>
>>2009118
What did you filth manage to find out about the spies while we were gone?
>>
>>2009118
motion to cloak and dagger to a corner and ask what they know
>>
>>2009118
Ask Dagger and Cloak about the mages.
>>
>>2009118
I tell Cloak and Dagger that we found a mage with the Deathcultists.
>>
>>2009118
Did you find out about the spies?
>>
>>2009105
>Retroactive info
The guard was just some rank and file guy.
The Archivist was one of those who worked to study Tirek
The Mage was a high ranking teacher.
>>2009140
>>2009146
>>2009149
>>2009154
>Undeniable corruption.
>Might run very deep.
>Silenced the most dangerous ones
>Did not have time to check the mass teleport team
>Or the communication team
>Ties to the necromancers also possible
>>2009153
>Unsurprising.
>Confirms our findings.
>>2009142
>The spies worked to undermine the war effort
>Most likely seeing it as futile
>Some embraced desperation
>Other hedonism
>One had feelings for you
>But could never say it in all these years
>He had to die though
>Sad.
>So very sad.
>>
>>2009202
This is worrying.
>>
>>2009202
Oh god my sides
Are you sure you got all of them?
>>
>>2009224
We should investigate the teleport team.
>>
>>2009224
I know someone actually liked Radiant

and they were corrupt!
>>
>>2009239
Pfhahahahahhahahahaha!
I like this guy.
>>
>>2009224
>>2009233
Yeah, I'm going to check the teleportation team with my magical spyglass that can see through magical illusions.
>>
>>2009202
Did I or anyone else manage to grab the Runeblade before we left?
>>
>>2009262
You did.
>>
>>2009202
Go with the tracker and use Detect Evil on the teleport team
>>
>>2009202
One ha... he wha-


How come you squalors couldn't find out that there is a massive cult and uprising brewing right under our noises?!
And you tell me that you were supposed to be doing a good job?!
And how come you did not have time to check the teleport and communication team but you have time to stand around here like there isn't a Celestia Damned war right upon us!?
>>
>>2009273
Neat.

>>2009084
Hey Marani, want a magic sword?
>>
>>2009290
Magic is cool.
>>
Ironhide needs to be slowed down while we remove the corruption from our teleportation and communication systems. If those go rogue once the battle reaches Canterlot we will lose.
>>
Like I was saying in the submarine.
>>
Celestia says that at this time you know more of the situation than she does, and it would be a waste of time to go into the intricate details and connections now.
She hands control of the war effort to you, and says she will remain to guard Canterlot. If ironhide reaches the city, she will attack.

Noise is under heavy fire from Ironhide, and losing many dragons.
The Stormherald and reinforcements will arrive shortly before the last of Noise's dragons fall.
The Pegasi of Cloudsdale are ready to go on your command.
Gracious Glory is ready to go.
With the corruption in the mage academy, the binding spell is risky to cast.
The shard is ready for use.
What is the plan?

>>2009250
>0
Oh look a bunny in a hat. Hello bunny. Is that a nice hat? I bet it is.
>>2009280
>0
They all are on the level. Nothing evil here.
>>2009281
>Calm.
>Your tits.
>You are not the only one with problems
>Most of our time is lost on checking on our own spies
>So far three turned out to be traitors
>This runs deeper than just a few madmen
>So stay your overzealous tongue

>>2009290
>>2009322
It's an ANTImagic sword.
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>>2009361
>
>>2009342
>>
>>2009367
As long as I don't cut myself...!
>>
>>2009367
We should clean the mage academy because we need the binding spell.
Also, can I have that sword?
>>
>>2009367
Well it looks like the Teleportation team is clean. Someone check out the Communication team.
>>
>>2009390
Did you miss all them 0s?
>>
>>2009367
We should send the pegasi to help the dragons.
>>2009388
Yeah we should go to the academy.
And tell the twins to check the teleportation team just to be sure
>>
>>2009367
>Those 0s
We need to be absolutely sure that no one is a spy, we need that spell.
>>
>>2009403
>And tell the twins to check the teleportation team just to be sure
Second.
>>
>>2009400
It's called roleplaying.
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>>2009416
Sorry
>>
>>2009424
more spoilers
>>
>>2009367
Run to detect evil on the communication team
>>
>>2009367
I spit at their hooves.
And I don't believe any lies these back-stabbing filth may try to make me believe.
If it were up to me, you would all hang.

The Pegasi should help the Dragons.
We need Gracious to the Final Battle, so he'll stay.
Tell Noise to hold her ground, help will arrive shortly.
We must check the Mage Academy, we need to weaken him with the spell before we use the Shard.
>>
>>2009447
ACK
>>
>>2009454
What kind of servant of Celestia mocks other servants of Celestia? You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>
>>2009454
They are Celestia agents for a reason stupid mule.
>>
>>2009454
You should calm down and someone should check them for evil when we get the chance
>>
>>2009454
I offer to head to the Academy right away, and begin more research.

I imagine I've already read a bunch about the shard, but may not have learned much about how to weaken him.
>>
>>2009454
Calm your teats
>>
>>2009471
>>2009470
Yet they still dwell in the shadows like rats in the sewers, and wonder if their own ways cause their demise.
>>
>>2009495
Take care, we do not know if there are any spies or assasins still among us.
>>
>>2009495
I go with him to guard him.
>>
>>2009447
As you pass the ranks of the straining unicorns struggling to relay all the messages back and forth, you let your sight slip beyond this world to gaze into the hearts of those before you. All seems pure, until you begin noticing traces of darkness in some of their hearts. Temptation. Fear. Greed. Desperation. Then you find the likely source. A heart as black as a zebra's unwashed anus. As your vision returns to the real world, you stare intently at the likely traitor. He is absorbed in his focus, seemingly relaying far more messages than the others.
>>
okay
1)send pegasi to help
2)get the twins to check the teleport team
3)go to the academy
>>
>>2009537
Das racist
>>
>>2009537
Im going to stab this evil pony leg.
>>
>>2009537
Throw my shield at the impure creature and yell "TRAITOR"
>>
>>2009454
>>2009538
The Pegasus commander salutes, then goes to gather his soldiers. As he leaves he looks at the rising sun and mutters "what a glorious day to die".
>>2009555
>>2009561
Dawn sneaks up on the traitor, and strikes him, breaking his focus. The unicorn screams, but has time to dodge the hastily tossed shield. The noise and commotion cause several other unicorns of the communication team to break their focus as well and look around in bewilderment.

Communication between the teams is down.
>>
I knew this would happen, will be back in like an hour or two... sorry guys, life gets unpredictable at times.
>>
>>2009601
Great jerb guys.
I'm gonna tell the twins to check the teleport now, it's vital to us.
You guys handel the traitor here.
>>
>>2009601
Pegasus kamikazes
Finish the unicorn and fix this situation.
>>
>>2009601
Where are Leth and I in relation to all this? Have we left yet?
>>
>>2009601
Grab my shield and repeatedly slam it into its traitorous face until it cannot move

and then take its gold
>>
>>2009601
GET THAT TRAITOR OUT OF THERE!

THERE IS NO NEED TO WORRY, CONTINUE YOUR WORK!
EQUESTRIA NEEDS YOU, AND WE NEED TO BE ABLE TO COMMUNICATE!
KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON!
>>
>>2009601
Tell my dragon to get the traitor
>>
>>2009629
>>2009625
Well never mind. I go and see what all the hubbub is about.
>>
>>2009625
No worries, you are studying in the Archives until then, just make sure to get back for the Grand Finale!
>>
>>2009647
We should go to the academy after we fix this traitor situation.
>>
>>2009627
You hiss "traitor" into the unicorn's ear as you press your blade deep into his neck. He falls over limp and dead.
>>2009637
>>2009625
With the scene over, Marani offers to stay behind and take the place of the dead communicator.

Cloak and Dagger observe the scene from further away, then nod and eachother and once again vanish with a bang to check out the teleport team.
With communication re-established you hear the relieved voice of Noise. She is down to her last dragons, and the unexpected pegasus support was much needed.
Skyburner also chimes in, saying he is almost close enough to join the battle.

I assume you now wish to head out to the mage academy?
>>
>>2009717
LESGO
>>
>>2009717
Is Sheffield in the Stormherald?
>>
>>2009717
Check that Academy for good.
>>
>>2009717
Yes to the academy.
>>
>>2009717
Run

RUN to the mage academy

and then check for evil there
>>
>>2009717
Yeah, let's go there.
>>
>>2009717
Yes.
>>
>>2009731
Yes. He is overseeing the lightning systems and providing extra power.
>>
>>2009746
Cool. At least he gets to shine since I couldn't join any games after that one
>>
>>2009729
>>2009735
>>2009737
>>2009738
>>2009742
>>2009745
You make your way to the mage academy. The guards at the door move out of the way, saying they were inform of your arrival.
Headmaster Grimoire is in his study in the west tower if you wish to speak with him.
The individual students are in their dorms.
>>
>>2009788
Let's check the headmaster first.
>>
>>2009781
>tfw I would have gotten a cameo yesterday but went to sleep before it
>>
>>2009788
Let's talk to Grimoire
>>
>>2009795
Hey at least I saved it for y-
Metatalk goes in the submarine
>>
>>2009788
I'll stick with the group.
>>
>>2009788
I follow the others.
>>
>>2009788
You talk to the headmaster.
I say me and the Preacher should start to look around for traces of Evil around the dorms.
>>
>>2009817
you do that.
>>
>>2009817
Do you guys need help?
I promise im not going to kill ponies this time maybe stab them in the legs
>>
>>2009817
It would be best if everyone that knew Detect Evil was with us. The head of the Mage Academy doubtlessly knows spells that would mask the nature of his heart.
>>
>>2009850
I have the spyglass that sees through magic.
>>
>>2009839
No, you and your 'charming ways' may be needed.
I'm here to protect the Preacher while he seeks for traces of Evil.
>>
You split up
>>2009794
>>2009801
>>2009808
>>2009817
Zebro and Trusty lead the others to Grimoire the Arcane, whíle
>>2009812
Radiant and Aenoi go search the dorms.

Grimoire welcomes you, and asks if you would like any refreshments. Perhaps a bit of enchanted herbs to smoke? A drink?

The dorms are split into three. You can go to the left, right or middle dorm first.
>>
>>2009878
start with the right
>>
>>2009878
Let's go right first.
>>
>>2009878
I decline his offers politely.
>>
>>2009878
I'll inspect the headmaster to the best of my abilities while not accepting any refreshments
We're in the middle of a bleeding war!
>>
>>2009878
Sorry, but I'll have to decline.
>>
>>2009878
I would like a drink mister mage.
>>
>>2009899
>>2009900
JESUS
FUCKING
CHRIST
>>
Hey DM I'm going to need to bow out for... 45min so you can either put me as an NPC until then

or the paladin can dictate my moves
>>
>>2009894
>>2009898
You head right. This is the girls' dorm.
Rooms line both sides of the corridor, and the air is silent.
>>2009899
>99
DAMN SON. That is one polite declination. Grimoire drops his glasses, then picks them up quickly and writes down what you said. That line will earn him a status upgrade in canterlot society one day, it will.
>>2009900
>00
After he is done with that, he asks why the pony with an air of ursine excrement is checking out his man bits and acting like an asshole.
>>2009907
Very well. Perhaps you came here for nothing but business.
>>2009912
The headmaster smiles at you and pours you a drink from a fancy crystal bottle. The drink is very blue.

He then draws your attention to a mirror he has set up on a pedestal. In it, you can see the battle between Noise's forces and Ironhide.
He asks if you would like to observe for a moment to better understand your enemy?
>>
>>2010035
Radiant you up for having a pet for a while?
>>
>>2010077
Of course!
>>
>>2010056
Sure.
>>
>>2010056
Sure thing, I drink my blue thing and watch the fight.
>>
>>2010056
That sounds good. Make small talk with him and see if I can use my 99 on Being Polite to subtly work out where his loyalties lie.
>>
>>2010056
I'm gonna take my spyglass and check the headmage out.
>>
>>2010056
I shout a call to all girls in this part the dorm to get out here and form a line.

After that, the Preacher can begin to detect evil on them while I stand next to him and watch out for anything suspicious.
>>
>>2010100
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hnbcr6DdeU

Nice roll.
>>
>>2010100
>00
You spill it like a klutz.
>>2010119
You can see he has set up an aura around himself, probably some form of guarding spell. He is also just a tiny bit drunk.
>>2010093
>>2010103
As you gaze into the mirror, you see the battle unfold. Three of the largest dragons still alive are gripping with Ironhide. The pegasi and landing on top of the colossal beast and hacking away at whatever they can until they must fall back at it lashes out at them. Not all make it to safety and two are torn apart as Ironhide's massive claw passes through them with no more effort than passing through air.
Two of the smaller mature dragons swoop in from below in an effort to attack Ironhide unseen, but are caught in a torrent of dark flame. As the flame dies out, their charred forms fall to the ground, twisted and mutated by the corrupting power of the fire born from Darkness.
Noise herself is keeping at a distance, trying to give orders to the others while also keeping in contact using her crystal. Ironhide lifts his sight and sees her.
Keep watching?

>>2010133
The girls meekly emerge from their rooms and form a neat line. There are dozens here, but you remember the binding spell team only having maybe ten members overall.
>>
>>2002454
I guess im going to clean myself and help Radiant and Aenoi.
>>
>>2010241
I use my amulet to tell Radiant and the Preacher to not waste any time because we don't have time left to waste.
>>
>>2010241
Ask the archmage to assemble the binding spell team to the right corridor.
>>
>>2010241
A quick check can't hurt.
Check them as fast as possible.

While he does that, I ask them in a threatening voice about their alignments with Celestia and Canterlot, and whether or not they know what I do to heretics and traitors.
>>
>>2010241
I'll just keep watching and tell Noise to be careful.
>>
>>2010284
What help would you be? You can't even hold a glass.
>>2010310
>0
They give a very condescending look collectively. They tell you they answer to Celestia, not to brutes who spread terror and harm supposedly in her name. Inquisitors like you are little better than minions of Tirek.
>>2010291
He says he can send out a call for them to assemble in the chamber of trials.
He pulls a large rope hanging by a bookshelf, and you hear a large bell ring.
He then focuses his attention back to the mirror.
>>2010325
As you watch, dark clouds begin forming on the horizon of the image. Mighty bolts of lightning rip the air asunder as the mighty storm rolls forward like a tsunami of the sky. Riding just below it you see a great ship.
Large propellers keep it aloft as long rods extend from the hull to catch the lightning raging all around it. The decks are bristling with guns and ballistas, and a large cannon-like coil protrudes for the main hull. Griffons swoop around the craft and teams of pegasi push the mass of clouds onwards, beating them with fury to keep the lightning going.
The Stormherald has arrived.


Hearing the bell, some of the girls leave and hurry off. You can hear others leaving too from the other corridors.
>>
>>2010444
>What help would you be? You can't even hold a glass.
Is not my fault I dont have hands.
Anyway Im going to follow this girls.
>>
>>2010444
I'm gonna leave for the chamber of trials, you guys keep a check on the headmaster, there's something fishy about him.
>>
>>2010444
I go to see the ponies that will cast the Binding Spell.

>The Gryphons are here
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI8xrnOrftM
>>
>>2010291
Huh, that was clever.

>>2010444
I mutter 'Do you think this is a motherfucking game?' and leave to the assembled binding spell team, and ask the Preacher to use Detect Evil on them while I continue to stand guard.
>>
>>2010444
Shit's getting real
I'll keep watching while keeping an eye on the headmaster
>>
>>2010510
>not this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj8YXtEGcwM#t=3m6s
>>
>>2010575
I am ashamed I forgot about that. No bonus for me I guess.
>>
>>2010444
tell Radiant that the check went a little TOO well

and roll to check them again
>>
>>2010610
Welp
>>
>>2010610
>0
>>
>>2010610
But yet again, we don't need those girls, we only need the binding spell group.
>>
>entire rolls are 0's
i came back at the wrong time
>>
How close is this thread to page 15?
>>
>>2010639
>>2010669
Double time it to the trial chamber.
>>
>>2010550
>0
You are absolutely transfixed by the battle that unfolds before you.
The stormherald arms it's main batteries and unleashes a hail of metal against Ironhide. The cannons, powered by the Black Spice of the Spice Bears pack enough punch to blast away notable chunks of Ironhide's armour. The mighty dragon loses some altitude and seems to roar in agony.
As you listen in on your crystal, you can hear Captain Skyburner's thoughts on the event: "WHO'S DYING NOW!?"

The rest of you gather at the hall of trials.
Ten unicorns of varying ages await you there. For whatever reason the air feels very heavy with static.
>>
>>2010672
page 12
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>>2010702
Hey yo let's move to >>2008378 before next actions
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>>2010702
I examine the magic in the air and in the room.
>>
>>2010702
Investigate some of the unicorns looking for a traitor.
>>
>>2010702
I order the captain to only injure Ironhide, but don't even think about killing him!

I eye up the unicorns for anything suspicious.
>>
>>2010716
Reason enough.
>>2010730
TO THE NEW HORSE WE GO! >>2010756
TO ME, BROTHERS!

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