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Talk about your favorite pony and why she's so pony
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>rape
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no
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Pink pony is ponies pony
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>>1994067
dude holy jsesus
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>rape
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Pinkie Pie is pony. Just because.
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>>1994067
Cheater
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A Favorite Pony Thread you say?
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>>1994067
>4 posts,
Can I have your child?
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>>1994063
I CAN'T!
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>>1994081
You nigger i was going to post that.
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Fluttershy is a very gentle pony
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>I've summoned the pinkiefags
ABORT

ABORT
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They're all good ponies
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>>1994081
Hahaha
What game is this?
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She has a horn
And wings
They're very pretty
Those are very pony characteristics
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Putin is my favorite pony. Because if he wasn't he would kill me.
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>>1994063
I don't know why she's so pony but she sure is so pink.
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>>1994100
You cant hide
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>>1994063
But all the ponies are my favorite!

They all have their good qualities and are enjoyable in their own right!
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Master race pone reporting in.

Mai waifu.
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>>1994089
Why, yes!
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>>1994067
How many sanics do you think was that?
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Your Google Docs thing is from FO:E. I don't know who these characters are. Provide me with some references or I won't be able to fill my end of the deal.
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>>1994100
>Implying Pinkiefags and AJfags are not bro-tier
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>>1994100
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>suddenly pink
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>>1994086
Step up your game!
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>>1994122
Get your own references fat fucker.
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Remember, the archive is borked, so save previous horses for later upload use
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>>1994126
>AJfags
Yes, I suppose

Pinkiefags are kind of annoying
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>>1994054
I think he just wants me to draw this better
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Too much Pink, unacceptable.
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Team ponies 2.
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>>1994100
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>>1994122
Just fucking look for it on 2.3booru or something you lazy fuck
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>>1994143
Oh. Well, I agreement
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I like the blue pony. The other ponies are nice but i like blue the most. She is cute and fast and all around cool pony.
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>>1994145
>too much
>pink
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>that entire last thread

remind me never again to search for testicle inflation
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>>1994117
>Best Unicorn
>Best all around horse
>Most likely to be fabulous
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Fluttershy


because fuk you dashfags
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>>1994153
VERY GOOD
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>>1994122
Just pick another story then, here is one.
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NASSE CAN NOT ESCAPE ME
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>>1994143
We just want you to draw anything better.
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>>1994168
Whatwasthat
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>>1994117
I completely agree :3
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>>1994142
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>>1994140
What do you mean?
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>>1994161
i mean look at this cute blue little face. its so adorable
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>>1994159

Typical Flutterfag, can't even spell.
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>>1994132
Actually, captcha is fucking me up but you'll see
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>>1994156

>consistently good episodes and decent songs
>swag as fuck
>steals the episodes she's in

Step up nigga.
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>>1994168
>Renekton in charge of hunting
Nasse will be fine
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>>1994081
>booby trap perk
>body explodes when trying to loot it
Is Rockstar stupid? or do they really not want their game to succeed
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>>1994185
INDEED
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>>1994163
>Dash weak point
>MMDW
Ok I laugh.
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>>1994182
Shit that's a kawaii apple
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>>1994184
Try going to previous horses

there are 404 errors last time I checked
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>>1994173
You're not the only ones
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>>1994122
>>1994166
And another one
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>>1994182
this is not a natural position for a pony to be sitting
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>>1994163
>Pinkie is a shit tier horse
>B-but she is a element of harmony!
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Colored another, this one holds a special piece of my heart from when I was but a child.
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>>1994175
>>1994196
Fuck you Roogna

NASSE YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE
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>>1994188
Oh yeah.

well I thank you for taking the time to correct my poor grammar and help me to better my life
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I only use pink palettes in fighting games.

Just because.
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I find Bug Pony to be best pony.
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>>1994054
>>1994054
That's the problem - he isn't doing, he is slacking. What a faggot!

it was a quite nice pose btw that worth to be fixed and finished
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>>1994235
How's /co/ doing?
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>>1994234
renektonsux
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I leik red poni.
He poops apples and doesn't afraid of anything.
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>>1994234
I'm not sure what this is about.
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>>1994217

Alright, I looked. The last thread seems to be in there.

>>1987942
>>1984621
>>1982036

Aren't, but the ones previous to it are.
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>>1994122

Sparkler wrote a FO:E fanfic? Shit nigger I need to see this. Link?
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>>1994245
0/10
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>>1994185

She sure is a cute one.
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>>1994251
>rape
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>>1994252
...Are those other three by chance still up on /mlp/?

we migth be able to stealth marker at least one of them
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>>1994243
it's ok. with korra threads it is like you never left.


we miss you
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>>1994143
>"L-like this?" She asks, putting her head to the floor and raising her flank in the air, her soft tail curling on the floor between her legs
>Both sets of her cheeks are flushed red after that massage you gave her. When you told her you'd like to see her on the floor with her butt in the air afterward, you didn't think she'd actually do it
>You aren't comfortable with taking advantage of her like that, so you tell her you weren't being serious
>"O-oh, b-but I am....," she hides her face in the floor, her body trembling, "I...w-want you to....to make me feel g-good. Please?"

How would you pleasure a trembling Fluttershy in this position? Slowly, deliberately teasing her until she orgasms from the unfamiliar touches before moving on? Or roughly, thrusting into her and slapping her ass mercilessly as she squeaks and hollers?
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>>1994266
so cute
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>>1994288
Don't give me boners over worst pony
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>>1994288
option 1
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>>1994192
mah nigga

>gorgeous
>generous
>classy as fuck
>can stand against truly pretentious pricks
>remembers her roots
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>>1994285
We miss you all too, man. I still go there and lurk a bit, it's like nothing changed after we left Jelly Jams threads are cool, though I never watched the show, but it's a nice community
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Pinkie Pie is best pony, because I'm a scientist and she is the incarnation of mathematical modeling of complex systems, with her ingenuity and philosophy of causality. I think every Philosopher of Science should watch "Feeling Pinkie Keen" at least one time.
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>>1994308
nasse you have become sick and i love it
draw more sex
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>>1994063
I NEED PICS
PICS OF CLOUDCHASER
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[DORKS]spoiler[/DORKS]
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>>1994288
I would start screaming like a baboon and waving my arms in the air, until she leaves. The I would go hame and fap.
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>>1994163
As a Flutterfag I kind of liked that Fluttershy took a bite of the cake. It showed she's capable of being selfish, which gives her a bit more depth. This is also true of the ticket master when she was spring cleaning just to get Twi to give her the other gala ticket.
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>>1994326
PFFFTHAHHAHA 10/10
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>>1994322
I thought it was because she was cute pony that was fun
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>>1994326
Fuck you i laughed
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>>1994272
They're already flagged by the system, though, would marking them again change anything? Have Leth or any of the others done that before? Irregardless, it's not in my hands to do it.
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>>1994180
She'd have the most romantic, satisfying, classy lovemaking of all the ponies.
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>>1994288
Flutterbutts time?
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>>1994324
>implying he hasn't always been a sick fuck like all of us

Too bad he'll never draw any porn.
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>>1994353
What the fuck Solar, what the fuck did you do.
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>>1994331
Yeah but all of the ponies were acting a little out of their element for that ticket.

Last time I saw that episode was during Leth's marathon, though, so fuck if I remember everything
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>>1994326
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>>1994353
>Dolph the dolphinphone
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>>1994368
Except Cuntbow Dash
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>>1994382
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>1994324
Well someone was nice enough to do something like that for me so I thought I'd answer with my name on
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>>1994353

This is a best horse thread, please go.
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>>1994325
She is top tier background pony
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>>1994393
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>>1994390
Then why are you posting worst pone?
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http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/05/editorial-our-little-empire-friendship.html

Wow, I know it's EQD, right, but Seth's self indulgence and autism is way beyond what I thought it was.
>what is essentially a publishing company
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i like rose the most as a back ground but as a mane flutter and rarity
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>>1994390
It's a favorite pony thread. Get fucked.
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>>1994288
The former.
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>>1994346

Science is Fun.

Plus, I think she may have been sent by Osaka to complete Kasuga's Ascension.
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>>1994393
Cloudkicker is a very silly pony
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>>1994143
>>1994143

Yes please this one
fwork on it !
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>>1994423
>>science is for limpdick faggots

Fixed it for you.
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>>1994330
Why did I laugh so hard at this. Something must be wrong with me.

>>1994304
You must not think she's that bad if the idea of you teasing her firm, virgin teats and wet slit as she wobbles on her feet boner inducing.

Just imagine slipping your finger into her slowly, her warm, tight snatch clenching your finger as you move it in and out before hooking your finger and scraping the inside of it gently, rubbing her hot spot and making her lose control of herself.
That high pitched voice of hers squeaking and breaking as she pants before her legs give out and she slumps to the floor. You'd just roll her over as you continue and she'd hide her face behind her hooves while still moaning cutely. You'd move her hooves aside and look her in the eye, telling her she's beautiful before stifling her complaints with a passionate kiss, forcing your tongue into her mouth as she cautiously pushes back with her tongue, full of inexperience but blooming desires.
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>>1994423
Pinkie is more fun, because she doesnt require math, only fun
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>>1994434
TAW, what are you writing now?
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>>1994353

> oc waifu

my jimmies may be slightly rustled
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>>1994445
>Implying TAW
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>>1994434
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>>1994453
>It's Micthemicrophones OC
What now?
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>>1994434
You're giving me a regular boner and a feelboner at the same time. Few people are capable of this.
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>>>/gif/4933828
i think this is pony guys
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>>1994434
>tfw Nasse goes back and adds the appropriate bits to the drawing for himself, but never posts it for us.
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Do you guys think MLP:FiM is going to get more accessible [to normal people] with every season? Like how Animal Collective becomes more accessible (and subsequently better) with every release?
After how much of an improvement Season 2 was over Season 1, I'm starting to wonder if it will.
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>>1994441

Indeed, she overcomes math! *-*
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>>1994427
She is very excitable
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isnt she the just the poniest pone?

>why is she so perfect, /co/?
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New humanizations
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Rarity because best pony
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>>1994476
for no reason
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>>1994413
Yep, that's Seth alright. Despite how he likes plugging me, I feel he should get his head straight sometime.
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>>1994434
>>1994288
THIS NIGGA
SOMEONE STOP HIM WHILE IT IS NOT TOO LATE
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>>1994492
Why is Akuma dressed like that?
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>>1994492
They have no noses, how do they smell?
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>>1994492
WAHAHAHAHA GLORIOUS
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>>1994434
I see you trying to boner

But all I imagine is hugs
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>>1994483
Season 1 was better than season 2 and since the wedding I'm thinking the show will get even worse.
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>>1994492
Rarity is short? What the fuck?
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>>1994513

Terrible
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>>1994520
SO EDGY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>1994483
The show itself, maybe. But the fanbase is at such an irredeemable point that most who know about it, are already pretty adverse to it.
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>>1994520
guaranteed_replies.txt
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I believe I heard someone say background pony
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I never understand a shit when Applejack talks.
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>>1994520
>>1994520
> that feel when I agree with you
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>>1994063
This is mai waifu because im a oc faggot.
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just gonna post yellow pony butt for your fap/feel thing
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>>1994542

>there will never be more art of this pone
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>>1994542
Yes.
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>>1994560
dat snout
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>>1994492

>niggity
>your anus
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>>1994534
pinkie pie rimshot.gif
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>>1994535
Now now anon, let him have his opinions.

Though if that anon doesn't mind me asking, why do you feel this way about the seasons? What makes you prefer season 1 over season 2. Or vica versa so everyone can participate in this discussion.
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>>1994568
I COULD DRAW SOME OF YOU LIKE
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>>1994568
I KNOW WHY YOU LIKE HER!
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>>1994542
Indeed you did
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>>1994568
I'll draw her.

Tomorrow.

Maybe.
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>>1994594
NO ITS NOT BECAUSE SHE IS BLUE
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>>1994568

Yeah Fritter and Bumpkin seem to be the only peripheral Apple Family members that get any art
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>>1994434
>>1994288

oh hey umm.. Celestdate anon,is that you?
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>>1994607
Im ok with that.
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>>1994593
>>1994598

Oh man, mah niggas.
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Discord was fucking great
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>>1994568
>nobody will bother trying to draw stuff of the whole Apple Clan
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>>1994606
BUT IS IS
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>>1994594

WHY DO I LIKE HER ANON? LETS HEAR IT..
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So I heard you guys like Cloudkicker...
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>>1994607
How many extended Apple family members are there anyway?
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>>1994481
Nasse, stop teasing us. Do it.
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>>1994625
You posted Derpy.

Offer to draw rescinded.
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>>1994625
Now, what would you like me to draw of that Appliest pony?
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>>1994639
Fuck you that's a bear.
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>>1994641
By the looks and sounds of things there's probably a small battillion of them
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>>1994634
>The Hills Have Eyes
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>>1994634
It seems like green and red runs in the family.
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>>1994645

O-Oh...

>>1994650

Well, apparently her name is apple cider, so, maybe her drinking some cider and being cute?
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>>1994665
Hard cider or soft cider?
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So I tried to see if I could draw pone without copying a reference.

I couldn't.
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>>1994670

Soft I guess? The ponies don't really get drunk off the stuff.
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>>1994634

I just realized they are all women.
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>>1994670
>soft cider
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>>1994684
Right, I shall have a cigarette and get to it.
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>>1994685
Can you imagine the orgies
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>>1994641

A bunch. All the ones Applejack names in the pilot for instance. The Delicious brothers, Strudel, Baked Apple, etc. They have a darn army
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Suddenly...Applejack
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>>1994691
I'm English, I don't know your apple-juice nomenclature!
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>>1994674
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>>1994445
>TAW
I'm flattered, but you're wrong.

>>1994511
TOO LATE

The two of you would stay like that for a while, Fluttershy wrapping her hooves around you as you continue your passionate kiss. Your hand would come away from her hot marehood for a moment, and she'd slowly take your hand in her hoof and guide it back, quietly encouraging you to continue.

You'd give her teats a small tease once more before undoing your pants, your member standing proud as Fluttershy gasps. You'd ask her if she's ready to continue, and she'd take a deep breath, close her eyes and nod confidently.

You'd push into her slowly as she looses a single, continuous moan as soon as your tip touches her. When you're finally in all the way she'd take a deep breath, puffing as though having made a great exertion. You'd ask if she's alright and she'd tell you in that soft voice to continue, her long hair playing across her face in little strings as you lean in to kiss her again.

She puts her hooves around you again as you begin thrusting rhytmically, gently in your first act of making love together. Her hooves would scrabble at your back as she moans and fidgets, her body becoming hot as she squirms. She'd fill the gaps between pants with little cries, telling you you're doing a good job, moaning, telling you when to go faster, or just simply giving a cry of yes, her volume steadily growing louder as you continue.
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>>1994674
>implying you could do better with references, beyond simply copying them
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>>1994634
>nobody will draw the Apple clan stuffing Twilight silly
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>>1994645
Don't worry Goretastic, I wont let this ablist ruin the fun. I will draw her as well but never post it.
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Suddenly big apples
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>>1994612
Nope, sorry.
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>>1994716
why bother with that little circle if all you draw for the snout is that little arc?
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>>1994551
From that crop she looks like she has an enormous gut.

I like it.
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>>1994722
she is pragnet with my child :3
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>>1994641
>>1994658
>>1994702

now the real question is, are they all gonna be able to fit into Big Mac's large barn
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>>1994737
Because sometimes it's not just the little arc. Also it helps you place the rest of the mouth/chin.
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>>1994734
Small apple.
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there isnt a lot of the flower sisters either or at least that i can find
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>>1994634
>>1994685
Damn. Big Mac is something of an anomaly here.

I wonder where all the various Apple family lives, receptively and what apple related work they do. Apple aplle apllea ple ee
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>>1994747
but then its not a circle
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>>1994717
Welp, boner time
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>>1994739
Not really she is like a regular pony but she is a sucubbus.
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>>1994734
I miss Tex
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>>1994716
Oh hey, thanks. Saved.

>>1994721
>implying I didn't explicitly state I would be copying them
>implying I consider myself an artist
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>>1994716
Front snouts are easy. It's the not-quite-side-not-quite front ones that are hard.

Without falling into the trap of drawing exactly the same 3/4ths view head over and over again.
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>>1994725

Well, atleast it's good practice for you.
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>>1994747
But this is wrong.
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>>1994750
You mean in art?
There was plenty I had saved way back when, understandably they aren't as popular anymore
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>>1994717
IT'S GO TIME!
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>>1994753

They aren't actually all female. We know Red Delicious, Golden Delicious and Strudel are males.

Also Braeburn if you want to count him
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>>1994761
did Tex leave? I havent seenhim in a while
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hello gang
anything exciting happen today?
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>>1994783
HIs computer explode.
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>>1994783
His computer blew up
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Umm girls?
Can I get a teeny tiny bit of help getting out of here?
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>>1994753
Well Braeburn is in appleooza. It's likley most of the males are on-the-farm i.e their bound to the land to look after it, being the few males in what is basically a Matriach-based largely female clan
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>>1994793
I'D LIKE TO BE A TREE SO FAHNNY XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
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>>1994236
pretty bad placement of the tail in the front. at first glance i thought he had massive unshorn fetlocks.
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>>1994788
>>1994790
That seems to be happening a lot.
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Just got back from playing Rocktards shitty new game, how you horsefuckers doing?
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>>1994779
still, theres a considerable male to female relationship in this relationship. If AJ or Bif Mac were to have a child, theres a 80% garunte it will be a girl.

>>1994790
>>1994788
thats a shame. His stuff was enjoyable
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>>1994815
But never to the right people.
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>>1994793
xXxX 450 FlUttTerShy L0Vr Br0nY 69 69 XxX RON PAUL 4 PREZ 2012
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>>1994834
Other than Ross, who?
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>>1994786
My mare vagina finally came in the mail, and she's in the oven getting warmed up right now.
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>>1994746
almost had me there, half expected you to try starting up that shit of shoving ponies into penis/balls.
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>>1994756
It's just so you've got the width of the face, cheeks and stuff all plotted out. It doesn't have to be a circle, but those are the easiest to draw.
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>>1994822
I've lost the feeling down the left side of my body, and my speech is slurring.
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>>1994851
>not warming it with your hot, slimy dick
do you even love your ponies?
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>>1994851

>not putting your mareginas in the fridge
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>>1994851
You aren't suppose to put it in the oven.
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>>1994857
>cartoonlion?
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>>1994857
wow, what ever happened to CL? did her circlejerk reach critical density and collapse into a black hole or something?
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>>1994867
I can do whatever the fuck i want with my mare vagina.
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>>1994851
I hope you have a horse cock to go with it
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>>1994859
Might want to turn your computer off before you hit the floor
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Beverly Hills...that's where I wanna be
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goodnight
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>>1994861
>hot, slimy dick

Stop making me hungry.
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>>1994815
how many people from these threads have experimented that?
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>>1994823

True enough! Makes me wonder if the Oranges are the opposite; tons of males and a smattering of females. I can see a painfully obvious joke forming there
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>>1994886
good night mlpg, i don't hate you
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>>1994894
TELL ME THE JOKE
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>>1994873
Still going strong. Still doing commissions.
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>>1994894
So Aunt orange married in?
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>>1994894
Braeburn is a outcast Orange.
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>>1994901
We hate you though.
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>>1994901
I guess were not trying hard enough.
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>>1994862
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>>1994869
Nah. I just collect information in case I or someone else needs it. I figure that, even if you think someone is doing something wrong, you can at least use their material as a reference of what NOT to do. And if you can use the material, it shouldn't matter who it comes from.
I'm not Sentenal either.
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>>1994880
Can't stop, must pony.
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Swagger
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>>1994758
It's almost always boner o'clock here at MLPG. Especially when I can't stop writing smut for whatever reason.

>>1994717
Despite your slow speed it's not long before you're ready to blow, Fluttershy really trying to dig her hooves into your back as she clutches you tightly, as though afraid to let go of you. You tell her you're going to come soon, and she tells you she feels something coming too, but it's hard to tell with your throbbing, hot.....she refuses to say it. You manage a small laugh before telling her to say it between her moans of bliss.

"Y....Your...p-penis...I can feel it, twitching....Ah! I-inside me....EEEE!"

The way her quiet voice stumbles over the word, even as the next is wracked with pleasure is too much for you to bear and you thrust into her one last time, pushing in as far as you can Fluttershy orgasming just before you with a tiny scream of carnal pleasure as you unload stream after hot stream into her as her whole body shivers.

Then you'd collapse onto her and she'd hug you close to her body as she caught her breath, eventually giving your nose a little lick and thanking you for making her feel wonderful. You'd pull your cock out of her with a little pop as evidence of your deed slowly dripped from her, the two of you resigning to fall asleep in her bed in the afterglow.
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>>1994935
BLESS YOU
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>>1994893
I think like 3.

Also it's happened to me before too, but I am not notable.
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>>1994894
now im wondering if theres lone huge sprwling fruit clan. Apples, Oranges, Pears, Cherries, etc, throughout Equestria.

Like an illuminati of fruit. They dont really do anything besides grow fruit and make fruit products, but they seem to be everywehre
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>>1994867
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>>1994932
Shut up Ross
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>>1994932
Ross should draw ponies of the normal variety more.
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Just out of curiosity, do any famous people besides Andrew W.K. watch this show?
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Just because Black & White was written so well.
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>>1994717
>>1994937
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>>1994793
fuck you nigger, you made this exact post like a month ago
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>>1994966
Ross should just leave.
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>>1994942
y-you to
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>>1994953
That's the second time I've been called Ross. And it still isn't correct.
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>>1994937
Meh, not my thing. I usually just wait until some other discussion.
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>>1994968
Gabe Newell watches the show.
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>>1994968
I remember WAY long ago that Weird Al mentioned one of his polka songs in a pony vid on youtube but don't know if he watches it
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>>1994966
Ross should draw ponies of the rounded variety more
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>>1994985
I normally do as well, but lately I've just been all over these whenever someone mentions something erotic.

Good or bad timing, hard to say.
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>>1994969
>filename

NOT CLOSE ENOUGH
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>>1994997
>Weird Al

I was told he'd be in an episode. Where is that episode
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>>1994968

Do we know if Scott Mcneill has actually watched an episode?
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>>1995013
probably in the same bin the scootaloo episode is in
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lyraquest when
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>>1995013
That was just a maybe. Who knows what season 3 will have in store.
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>weird al mentions one of his songs and mlp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhOlAU4t9Hs
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>>1994969

octavia sure is pretty
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>>1995029
>13 episodes
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>>1995040
>that feel when no >feels for her

I like her more than Vinyl in all honesty.
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>>1994997
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhOlAU4t9Hs

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/weird-al-joins-pony-legion.html

And finally:

http://twitter.com/#!/alyankovic/status/60438491301036032
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Which pony would you let sleep in your bed with you?
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>>1995013
>implying this wasn't him
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>>1995052
me too. though vinyl is also cute
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>>1995043
Is the 13 episodes confirmed anywhere? Curious on season 3 and I don't often come here.
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>>1995052
That's all pretty normal.
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>>1995073
thistakesmeback.png

I remember that thread.
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>>1995070

any of them
yes I'm a cuddleslut
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>>1995077
WHY DON'T YOU
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>>1995070
Any of them
Especially if they were wearing socks
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>>1995040
>>1995052

Die schönste.
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>>1995088
I stick to /vg/ tribes.
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>>1995073
Oh yeah, Post Al
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>>1995070
None sexually? All and any
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>>1995097
>she gets a speaking role in an episode
>it's that one BonBon voice
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This isn't really an MLP fandom, this is a Lauren Faust fandom.

Nobody gave a shit about MLP before G4.
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>>1995104
Suck my butt
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>>1995104
Thats not true, tons of people loved MLP before g4, just, a lot MORE people got into it at g4
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>>1995070
can I fuck them
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>>1995104
This is a Friendship is Magic fandom, Faust went off to work on other things That I'll most likely watch
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>>1995110
NIGGERS LICK MY ASSHOLE
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Pinky pie. Always partying
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>>1995052

There ARE feels for her - they're just scattered.
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>>1995110
>>1995130
>>>/bread/
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>>1995104
You know, this got me thinking. What if we watched a stream of G1, and try and make those episodes work in G4.
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>>1995104
I hope you're joking
Faust only wrote the pilot directly
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>>1995104
Jaded 40-year-old women pls go
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>>1995127

When does her galaxy lesbians thing come out?
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>>1995127
it would be nice to see that Galaxy Girls thing pan off
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>>1995025
It's thursday, where is the lyraquest?
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>>1995141
She oversaw the designs, the premise, and each and ever single episode so far, despite only writing two episodes.
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>>1995147
Never
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>>1995139
What do you mean by "make those episodes work"
Worldbuilding?
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>>1995088
Not that anon but not much to do here lately. I'll probably come here more often when finals are done. Wanted to draw pone some more and had some ideas for some things the General could maybe do during the summer.
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>>1995134
Do you have any?
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>>1995148
Unfortunately, according to lauren it wouldn't interest us in any way. It'll be an actual show for little girls, rather than this one which is ambiguously a family show, as she intended.
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>>1995141
Don't try to discredit how much she did in S1.
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>>1995104
I didn't mind the first one.
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>>1995104
>I came here for the G1 toys, what the fuck is going on.jpg
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>>1995147
Never because she want to hold the rights.
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>>1995163
I mean like how Dragon Quest was a remade G1 episode.
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>>1995139
I'd watch a stream with you guys about G1. Could be fun.
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Is Obama a Metrosexual Abe Lincoln?
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Here you go Sparkler. Working on something for my side of the deal. Based on your Daring Do rape thing
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>>1995187

Well, a long time ago people would stream some old horses while we waited for the new episode.
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>>1995171
well thats a shame.

Altought I do have reservations about how many of the characters are named after male roman gods, like Mars nad Pluto. That just seems silly
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>>1995194
Oh thank God you chose that one.

Oh God, why did you chose that one?

HIS HEAD IS SO RECTANGULAR
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>>1995194
That Ahusflsigol looks good
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>>1995191
No, he doesn't have a beard or a hat
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>>1995139
>>1995187
I ignored all the G1 stream/discussion last year, I wouldn't want to miss it this time if it were to happen
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>>1995194
It's like a Minecraft monster.

sent poragene
Odd.
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>>1995191
Go ask >>>/pol/
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>>1995200
Yeah, I was there. But I don't think we ever did the full season. Could be an interesting side thing to watch while waiting for new pone.
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Goodnight MLPF, I hope you habe aa good night
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http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/05/huge-updates-from-brony-thank-you-fund.html
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>>1994163
Okay sorry for being slow but
>In Dragon it's implied Unicorns can't do magic forever
Can someone refresh my memory about this?
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HEY
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You can choose one r63 pone to sleep and cuddle with
WHO DO YOU CHOOSE
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>>1995252
Goodnight Bubbles. I can't wait for tomorrows quest!
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Official start time is 20:00 PDT (UTC -7). I'm a little occupied right now, but I can take a few questions and such.

Pastebin links for those who need a (re)briefing:
INTRO: http://pastebin.com/6ETeJZdT
PART 1: http://pastebin.com/ACSQ11iw
PART 2: http://pastebin.com/vuDWd0gN
PART 3: http://pastebin.com/FHsBM3FS -- saucy!
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>>1995267
HEY HEY YOU YOU
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>>1995252
Night SB. Try not to have weird alcohol dreams of your waifu.
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>>1995166
like what?
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>>1995254
Bronies trying to prove something that doesn't need to be proven.

Like usual.
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Once more, LYRAQUEST WHEN

It's kinda hard to end on a note of HEY, YOU'VE GOT A MUTANT HELLSPAWN ON THE WAY and not follow up on it.
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>>1995268
63!Fluttershy
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>>1995268
R63 Big Mac seems cuddly enough.
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>>1995254
It could have been saved.
It could have not been the spaghetti apocalypse.
But no they just had to continue to be retarded.
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>>1995290
see
>>1995274
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>>1995268
Shit shit shit shit
Soarin
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>>1995254
>Hi, We’re fans of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and we’d like to say thanks

Well at least they aren't saying bronies. If they want to throw money away, I say let em.
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>>1995268
Mane cast only? Rarity
Else Fancypants
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>>1995268
Cyan pony. Just because
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>>1995277
YOU! YES YOU! STAND STILL LADY!
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>>1995320
They still say it at the end
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>>1995268
Twilight Sparkles
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>>1995320

>atleast they aren't saying bronies

Oh they are, they're closing with bronies.

>rather than "Hi, we're bronies." We're not throwing out bronies, though. It's now at the end of the ad: "And to the creators and writers for bringing a little more honesty, loyalty, laughter, generosity, kindness and magic into the world, for kids and bronies alike.
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>>1995283
fuck yo uyuo font evne know who wafu is you ugly whore. goof night
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>>1995333
>"we are bronies"
I seriously hope they don't say that.
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>>1995338
Honestly though, ending with bronies is better than starting with it.
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>>1995254
>the hub recommended that they take out the word "brony" in the commercial

i laughed
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>>1995330
>Pinkie Pie
>standing still
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>>1995349
they dont.
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>>1995345
Just saying man, try not to have funky dreams about her.

Night dude.
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>>1995358
>>1995358
STAND STILL OR YOUR FRIENDS GET IT
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>>1995284
I'll tell you later. It's not really that big, but just like an idea involving drawfags and MLPG folks helping each other out.
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>>1995369
Come at me, bro.
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>>1995268
r63 braeburn pls
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>>1995338
its funny because the average hub watcher will have no idea what a brony is.
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>>1995369
O... okay.
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>>1995358
I could watch this for hours
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>>1995391
I need a picture of this.
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What wish would Lyra make if she aquired the triforce?
Would she wish that Zelda was a girl?
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>>1995401
right here
>>1995299
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>>1995410
But he said braeburn.
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>>1995394

>Mom, what's a brony?
>No idea, lets google it
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>>1995349
>>1995338

Oh...I wish my terrible reading comprehension was right.

Oh well I guess, at least it makes it seem less about them.
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I can't possibly choose out of all of them. They all are cute

I will go with rarity
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>>1995378
Well have fun at it
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>that feel when you are ultimately the least important person you know
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>>1995420
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>>1995416
Oh shit. My bad.
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>>1995430
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>>1995420
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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>>1995420
they already say 'we are fans of blahblahblah dont wanna type the show' at the beginning
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>>1995148
>>1995147
Speaking of, I bought a pack of buttons and a mens large T-shirt and when it got to my house it was a woman's large and I got a book that called me a girl
I think Faust is trolling me
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YAAARGGG.
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>>1995391
There you go.
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>armor pone
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>>1995401
I'd like one too.
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>>1995145
>>1995147
Never
Not that it shouldn't
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we 2 ded
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I never have a desire to participate in these threads because

a. Every pwny is best pwny
b. Too much butthurt
c. Too much butthurt

Pic not really related.
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So guys quick question
Do you think that G5 will still be good? That Hasbro will get talented people to work on it again?
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I won't respond, you shouldn't either
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>>1995498
shut up orange chicken, or I'll tell the chinese where you're hiding.
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>>1995496
UNF
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>>1995470
Though it's really hard to tell the difference. Braeburn is kinda girly.
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>>1995465
nice job spending 3 seconds in mspaint bro
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>>1995518
There's always a shitstain like you.
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>>1995508
Doubt it. FiM is lightning striking
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>>1995523
No, it's just that JJ is shit and can't help but moe moe kyun everything.

He meant to draw that as male Braeburn.
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>>1995517
respond to what
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>>1995498
Suck my dick, sperglord faggot.
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>>1995540
Ha
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>>1995523
And that's why I love him.
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>>1995523
I'll say.
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>>1995539
Well, he's not exactly a pillar of manliness anyway, you know.
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WAKE UP FAGGOTS
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>>1995498

Thanks for letting us know?
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>>1995550
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>>1995551
OLOLOLOLIOL IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S A FUNNEY HORSE FACE XDXDXDXDXD EBIN MEME
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>>1995567
I was just about to go to bed
In 40 minutes
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>>1995529
I like LK's version of this pic better
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>>1995539
Really? The snout is all wrong for that.
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>>1995581
>Not liking scrunchy faces.

Go back to the sea of piss you piece of shit.
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>>1995589
I was being sarcastic.
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>>1995581
Why are you so autistic?
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>>1995560
Braeburn... This is why you live way the fuck out in Appaloosa.
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>>1995581
What kind of brain damage do you have?
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>>1995588
post it
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`
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>>1995593
Fuck off to reddit where you can post hilarious MLP memes, faggot.

>Equestredditchan.org
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>>1995605
>ebin
the Finnish kind
alternatively
the underageb& kind
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>>1995542

I'm sorry, did I rustle your jimmies?
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>>1995602
You're just jealous his anus is still tight
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I NEED TO LEARN. FORSHAME.
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>>1995616
pls go
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>>1995602
Well guess what AJ
ur a faget
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>>1995616
Your new is showing.

MLPG has been in love with scrunch forever.
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>>1995560
Would you a Braetrap?
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>>1995605
>>1995601
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>>1995567
No
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>>1995616
policeanon go away
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>>1995632
Aside from the face, that's pretty unf.
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>>1995632
The face gives me nightmares
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>>1995632
dude
come on
its not bad
you make me feel really bad because you do that shit
;_;
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>>1995632
aaaa that face
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>>1995632
UNF
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>>1995656
disil

progress when
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>>1995632
That's the face of pure nightmares
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>>1995649

Yeah, what this guy said. What the fuck is up with her face bro.
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>>1995632
Didn't you hat us?
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>>1995642
You'd be gay if you didn't
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>>1995632
Wow, you really can't draw. that looks awful.

I guess that's what happens when you draw pokemon fanart for too long.
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>>1995632
Its not bad, aside from the face really.
The legs might be a little off, but I can't really say.
Nice hips though.
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>>1995632
sharkpone cousin?
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would you?
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>>1995639
pic related

>>1995581
>>1995616
Jeez you can't even shitpost right.
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>>1995599
Hard to tell.
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>>1995330

>Lady

Laddy...
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>>1995632
Apple you are great at making me laugh, I love you man.

That face is the only thing that even remotely bothers me, and I honestly don't care about it that much.

8/10 would save again.
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>>1995664
im not a disil
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MLPG pls get dunked
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>>1995700
Pls get bucked
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>>1995686
My keyboard is awful, I'm sorry anon
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>>1995682
Cuddle a big round squishy Pinkie?
Every day.
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>>1995632
I like those proportions. Face looks kinda funny though.
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>>1995684
Cool epic meme reaction image bro, do you have moar? upboated lol
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>>1995648
That's not me, come on. I don't shitpost in such a juvenile way.

Just ignore him, he'll go away eventually.
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>>1995681

Why are her shark pones so cute.
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>>1995670
How would you?
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Would you let a filly Pinkie in your home?
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>>1995702
BUCK YOU SAY
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>>1995729
Sure, that would be fun and cute as fuck.
As long as she shits in the bathroom it will be fine.
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>>1995713
My only regret is that there isn't more Applejack in this picture.
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>>1995727
i dunno
im mad jelly of her stuff
i wish i could draw this good
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>>1995729
Do I have a choice?
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>>1995729
I can't take care of kids man.
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>>1995668
I think Apple just dislikes talking to people.

He's so dark and mysterious. 2spooky
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>>1995727
Even her not shark ponies are adorable and contain that certain charm.
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>>1995759
I like his art
i wish he or anyone would teach me
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>>1995748
That was a rhetorical question, ponychan sperglord.
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>>1995771
I will teach you the art of love anon
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>>1995771
>you will never get personal tutoring from a cute mlpg drawfag
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>>1995752
what is Pinkie doing in that pic?
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>>1995728
Forcefully
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>>1995749
>You will never draw nor have an art vision like this
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>>1995771
Even Ross?
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>>1995779
Oh, Rodrigo!
...do I hear Flamenco music?
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>>1995771
>Apple will never livestream or take drawing requests
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would you let a sleepy applejack spend the night?
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>>1995787
FUCK YOU
ONE DAY I WILL BE RICH ENOUGH TO HIRE TESS TO TEACH ME
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>>1995632
really now how hard is it to fix that
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>>1995792
farting confetti
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>>1995800
No, it's El Tango de la Muerte.
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>>1995749

And she's only 15 fucking years old.
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>>1995792
Shooting confetti from her vagina
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Ah. I tend to make my faces purposefully cartoonish and whacky by impulse. Sorry 'bout that.
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>>1995819
>>1995796
one day

one day
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>>1995827
We still love you
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>>1995808
Its still off, but better.
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>>1995808
She still has wiener dog proportions though.
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>>1995775
I'm really not sure why you're mad at me, I'm just looking for any reason to post Applest pone
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>>1995632
>>1995632>>1995632

APPLE DRAW CHRYSALIS BUTT YOU PROMISED
(not human)
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>>1995808
Now the thighs look a little thunder-ish, but you might as well chalk that up to "style".
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>>1995808
That looks even weirder, yo.
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>>1995290 >>1995274
Waiting for current thread to die. I still need to finalize some notes for tonight's content. It's another session of social wrangling, talkdowns, and me sweating bullets as I try to think up shit to throw at you guys.

So how're we doing for my first Quest ever? >_>
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>>1995819
Dinopopsicle is 14 and is way better ;_;
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>>1995856
...who?
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>>1995827
It's cool. It just looks kinda odd on a realistic body. I sort of like it though.
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>>1995808
She's got a case of the NOPE.avi
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>>1995827
I figured that's what it was. Still like your art, glad to have you around.
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>>1995808

So uh, will there be more of these with different ponies? Cause that'd be swell.
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>>1995854
>176 images in current horse
You've got about 90 minutes to kill unless autism decides to show up.
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Is it her?
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>>1995878
Autism is always here
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>>1995878
>Best BG pony

FUCK I LAUGHED It should be Fluttershy though
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>>1994937
Although I unintentionally got a boner, never will I fap to this.
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>>1995891
Tell him to take a sit
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Can I get link to previous general
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>>1995878
Yeah, where my autists at
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>>1995827
Why are you 15 and on 4chan? That's against the global rules.

not gonna report you, just making sure you know this is a site for adults. you seem aight.
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>>1995859
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Would you shower with a pone?
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>>1995899
The hate burns within you. Tell me, who is your favorite pony, ye of such strong will?
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>>1994937
Shorter sentences please.
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>>1995919
I dont know who he is but nice.
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>>1995899
I was like you once. Same position. Read through a couple of quick little smutty things posted to the general.

Occasionally had a shameful boner.

That's changed. That's changed quite a bit. It took a year, but it changed.

You will too.
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>>1995919
...who?
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>>1995914

>Apple
>15

Wat?
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>>1995808
This is amazingly hot.
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>>1995004
Aspirant?
>Almost an hour later
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>>1995925
Huh?

Not him, but that's the first time I've heard someone ask that.
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>>1995936
Fuck you are dense.
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>>1995940
Okay, wait, which one's the 15 year old?

I got confused.
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http://pastebin.com/6K0ZmGMN
How long until MS does pics based off this?
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>>1994937
>dat dialogue
>"oniichan, my hips are moving on their own! fill my underage girl pussy up with your hot sticky cream sauce!"
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>>1995951

This artist you derp. >>1995765
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>>1995950
...me?
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>>1995961
Yeah, this.
Whoever you are, you need to learn to write proper, non-hentai dialogue.
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>>1995944
I'm here anon. Can I help you?
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>>1995961
As someone who's translated Jap porn comics before, that's really what they say.
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>>1995953
We could try and request it to him.
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Wait.
>Applesarcum
>15

THat's a fucking joke right?
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>>1995976
I was just wondering if that was you doing the smuttershy stuff
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>tell myself yesterday that today I'm going to art the fuck out of SAI
>actually sit down to draw
>brain goes "nah fuk dat shit nigga dats gay"

Why must art be a skill that is so easy to get discouraged at.
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is ponibooru down again?
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>>1995961
Unf now Add Twily and Shinning armor.
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>>1995991
>Still using Ponibooru
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>>1995922
Of course. Her wet hair gripping onto my skin as I wash her hard to reach places
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>>1995972
So Apple the name-artist-fag is 15, right? The one posting here?

That's what I was saying.
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>>1995995
>>1995961


Forbidden sibling lust eh?
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fuck they never show Rarity's mom from the front, how am I supposed to draw her lying on top of Rarity and smirking
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>>1996008

Okay, I'm being trolled.
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>>1995988
>Dat feel when you CAN art
>Never get around to doing so
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>>1996008
Yeah she 15 years old
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>>1996001
What else Can I use?

>>1996021
Yes.
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Are we ever going to get a pirate episode of MLP?
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>>1995808
really short legs.
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>>1996008
Nope, the one people are saying is 15 is the one that does sharkpones and the ask stoned Trixie tumblr.
I think she goes by Ghost or something.
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>>1995987
Yeah, that was me.

>>1995961
I've been distracted with Pony D&D going on in dead horse and that's the first thing that popped up. I know I could do better, I just was pressed for time/splitting my thoughts. Again.

Oh well, they're not all great. I'll do a better one some other time.
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>>1995961 >>1995975
It's not THAT bad, and he did specify that it was actually called for.

I liked to talk to my girl in bed, personally. Reminded me that I'm making love to a real, living person and not an Applejack pillow like nowadays ;_;
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>>1996024
Use your imagination.
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>>1995988
Just wait 'til you acquire the skills and then look forward to the days where your brain periodically tells you "Fuck that shit nigga, imma make you forget to art an' shit."

That's fucking furstrating.
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>>1996021
fics when?
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>>1996032
Okay then I don't understand what goretastic is saying

>>1996027
Man I don't follow every namefag that wanders into the general and keep detailed journals of their life stories.
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>>1995986

Hey Klondike, did you see LK's quest?

there's a female Diamond dog character

And it looks like Diamond Dogs in general are going to play a major part
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>>1995988
Because every drawing is a disappointment compared to what you can imagine.
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>>1996039
OOOHH okay then. Sorry Apple

sorry I'm retarded Goretastic, have a pirate pony
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>>1996032
>that feel when in a year's time I could fuck Apple legally in my country
>that feel when if I fucked her while she was 15 the law is lenient if she says she consented because police can't be fucked to deal with the paperwork
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>>1996049
i like some colourful sex talk too but that was a little over the top
god knows i couldn't do any better though

>>1995995
i support this idea, but i'm not sure i could write it well
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>>1995988
I haven't started to put serious time into art yet, because I'm waiting for the right moment of motivation to start.
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>>1996035
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzqZKCh1sIY
>How pirate Applejack escapes being tied up
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>>1996043
>Yeah that was me
Have you decided who the new waifuquest will be?
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>>1996072
I didn't stay for it but I'd like to see it.
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>>1996080
This is the BIGGEST obstacle I have to drawing.

I have a vision I want to bring to life but know I'm not competent enough to make everyone see just what's in my head. Anything I draw comes out wrong, or off. It may be a good drawing from a technical standpoint but I have failed in my intentions.
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>>1996050
I can't draw her like a normal pony did you see her in the episode? She looks fucked up kinda
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>>1996104
Aww shit, it better be RD or FS.
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>>1996117
Use Mrs Cake as reference anon.
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>prettiest pony
eat your heart out rarity you'll never have this country charm
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>>1996021
Shouldn't you be working on writing?
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>>1996089
Anon, why must you always think with your dick?
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>>1996127
All work and no play makes _____ a dull dull boy
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>>1996123
>implying
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>>1996123
If only she had the freckles.
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>>1996059
That's the thing. Some nights/days I /CAN/ art, and shit comes out fucking fantastic.

It's just that most of the time my ability to draw even the most basic of poses takes a day off and it pisses me the fuck off.

SB, you here? How many hours each day do you put into your sketchbook? I have one that I barely use and I want to start filling it up because I'm tired of being unable to draw good stuff on-demand.
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>>1996060

>TL;DR

Soon...

>request fic from A.J.
>wait a month
>only half done

Writing fanfiction is a brutal process.


In truth, I've actually gotten a few things done already, but I'm holding off on it and releasing it all in one big package rather than one at a time and still having this mass of requests to do.
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>>1996122
I'm just talking about her face anon, I'm not drawing Mrs.Cakes' face she looks completely different
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>>1996118
Reported for being better than me
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>>1996152
Just don't go full Runing of the leafs again
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>>1996123
Rarity is part country.
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>>1996148
He said it takes him about 30 minutes to fill an entire page without distraction IIRC
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>>1996118
THAT DOESN'T HELP

YOU DON'T DRAW LIKE YOU'RE 17
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>>1996103
I'd forgotten how absolutely ridiculous the fourth movie was.
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>>1996104
Thank you for the reminder!

I'm actually taking votes on who the next subject will be. The current standings are:
Celestia 3
Rarity 3
Fluttershy 2
Dash 1
Applejack 1
Twist 1
Twilight 0

So, hopefully without derailing the thread too much, those interested should please leave a single vote for the pony they'd like to have me "waifu quest" next. No Pinkie, she's already been done. Only vote once please, if you voted earlier today please don't do so now.

Then everybody should go back to ponying and have a nice night!
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>>1996162
>>
Would you fuck Luna?
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>>1996173
Throwing a vote for RD
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>>1996152
Fuck it and release any you already have done. At least with that we;ll know you ain't >ded
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>>1996173
I still don't fully trust you but...Fluttershy
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>>1996181
sure if she wanted to
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>>1996173
Flutterbutter!
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>>1996173
Luna.
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>>1996118
i just turned 18 and now i feel very self conscious about my past decisions on drawing

i just wish i could draw well
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>>1996177
OH COME ON I SAID I WAS SORRY FOR REQUESTING THAT
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>>1995924
Guys I don't wanna play anymore.
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>>1996181
No, I have a sex phobia.
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>>1996173
I'm gonna toss in a vote for Soarin.
Husbando quest? yes plz
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>>1996173
Casting a vote for AJ. and Braeburnspecifically Braetrap
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>>1996173
I sacrifice my vote to suggest you post your waifu thing outside the general.
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>>1996173
Derpy.
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>>1996173

Throwing a vote for Rority.
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>>1996188

That's actually why I post here occasionally to let you all know that I'm here and your requests aren't forgotten. I just hate posting with nothing. Makes me look like an attention whore.
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>>1996181
Only if she would scream at my penis
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>>1996164
Well that's how long it takes him to fill up a page. I meant how many hours a day does he take to practice.
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>>1996173

>waifuquesting celestia
no, wha-NO, HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK

>0 twilight
YOU NIGGERS ARE FUCKING RETARDED.

FINE, Throwing my bit in for Rarity, Even though we already have Sophistication and Betrayal...
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>>1996173
Well, I'd say Applejack but since that has almost no chance of getting done at this point, I'll vote Celestia.
Fluttershy is easymode.
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>>1996217
>tripfag
too late
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>>1996208
It's a thing for MLPGers. The quest itself takes place in dead generals. Get bent.
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>>1996171
All I remember is the wasted potential spiraling down the drain.
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>>1996173
Gaben
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>>1996173
I know it won't go through in the end, but I'd like to vote for Twist.
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>>1996217
Do you post as anon in the mean time?
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>>1996173
Fluttershy.
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>>1996199

Not your fault my ass couldn't come up with a proper story.
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>>1996234
STOP FUCKING REPLYING TO HIM YOU AUTISTIC SHITSTAIN
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>>1996208
Get fucked threadpolice, this just proves you're new.
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>>1996173
I need some more Luna >feels, so here.
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>>1996208
i wish that was my cock she was sucking on

or a smoothie made from my semen
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>>1996173
Celestia
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>>1996247
I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT WAS THREAD POLICEANON UNTIL I HIT SUBMIT I'M SORRY
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ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT

REMEMBER

DO NOT RESPOND TO IT
DO NOT REASON WITH IT
DO NOT FUCKING ARGUE WITH IT

MINIMIZE THE POST, AND MOVE THE FUCK ON

THAT IS ALL
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Also bug pone.
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>>1996202
hey that's my line
>>1996223
I've asked that a lot but no answer. I've just tried to draw bowling pins
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>>1996217
THEN POST A BLOODY FIC
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>>1996035
every episode has been pirated
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>>1996240

Yes...but I try not to come here too often as it distracts me from what I should be doing...like now when I should be finishing the other requests.
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>>1996248
Shut the fuck up you autistic shitstain.
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>>1996267
>Giving him a name.

THAT'S EVEN WORSE, GOD DAMN IT GUYS WHY DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH A SIMPLE SHITPOSTER?
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>>1996274
still better than me
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>>1996230
Yeah, you're not a cunt at all. Tripcodes have a purpose. This is it.
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>>1996208
reported for roleplaying as a rulefag
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>>1996274
that's hot.
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>>1996272
>In the dark of the night evil will find her
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>>1996255
That would be cool. And she didn't even notice she'd been drinking a large cup of your semen until you told her, after she's finished off the cup.
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>>1996208
>>1996234
>>1996247
>>1996267
>>1996248
>>1996281
>>1996293

Woah, woah, calm down. I'm just taking votes, nothing is happening right now. No need to get bent out of shape everyone. Please, just resume your conversations from before I took the vote, there is no need to get upset.
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>>1996297
Did someone save the Disney/Pone songs from yesterday?
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>>1996243
Oh hey, it's you.

So about the friend-off, you have two partners, right? So you're going to write two stories for this or something?
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>>1996307
So who won the vote?
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>>1996234
>dead generals
Then I'm okay with it.
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>>1996307
Aspirant, that guy is all about getting bent
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>>1996307
Not your fault, brah. Don't worry about it
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>>1996279
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>>1996297
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>>1996272
This is rapidly becoming my favorite tumblr. Delicious headcanon all over the place.
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>>1996311

Honestly, how do you find out about these things? But yes, need to do that before the deadline. I'll probably release the package the day after.
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>>1996314
Yo mama.

Burn!
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oh hey, friend off thing
i got paired with obsidian solitaire
does anyone have a link to his da gallery?
has he done any porn stuff that i could work with?
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>>1996308
I spent all day at work today trying to think up parody lyrics to the Gaston song.
Fruitless effort.
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>>1996274
You glorious fucker.
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>>1996314
I'm going to tally the votes up, then decide if I should base it off just two sessions of voting or if I should hold a third in the morning threads to see if anyone is interested.

I'll let you know the standings either way at the end of this thread, to give any latecomers time to vote.
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I DO reckon we were talking about Applejack a few minutes ago
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>>1996341
Didn't you get sent a link to his stuff?
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>>1996341
Uh
Fuck
No I don't sorry
Fuck
Uh
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>>1996341
http://obsidiansolitaire.tumblr.com/
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Shit, I forgot. Is D&D still going? I should hold off for them in case they need another thread.
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>>1996357
Nope, no Applejack here.
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>>1996341
oh right, i probably should look at that
>>1996361
thanks

i guess i could try something sfw
but i don't think i'm good enough to manage it
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>>1996357
𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽?
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>>1996303

Dammit. Now I got a boner for Trixie nonchalantly sucking a dick.
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>>1996364
It is, though I think we're on the boss fight right now so this thread will be safe to use most likely.
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>>1996364
>Is D&D still going?
I think it is.
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>>1996035
I wish.
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>>1996364
Yes it is.
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>>1996376
>hiding your post in boxes
coward!
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>>1996223
It's a tough question to answer.

I'm at work for about 5-6 hours and I doodle when I get a spare second but it's really stressful and tough to concentrate. Another reason I'm looking forward to going to school.

I'm lazy once I get home though. There's so many distractions.
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>>1996397
>windows XP
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>>1996303
What if she were sucking that big cup of semen through a straw with her vagina?

Then she'd have a bunch of centaur anon babbies.

Shit's hot.
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>>1996377

>that shitty game by pokehidden when trixie sucks your dick because she feels generous

Unf
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>>1996397
>Either using Chrome or can't see unicode
Scrublord.
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>>1996409
I'm on 7 and I only see boxes.
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>>1996379 >>1996380
Okay, cool. I'd go back and read but I can't get sidetracked now.

Did DM release rules v0.10 yet?
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>>1996397
>Chrome
Well see that's your problem
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so dark and edgy
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>>1996412
TALKING ABOUT FANDOM GAMES IS SHITPSOTING
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>>1996406
But its
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>>1996364
>That feel when you immediately think of Lyra whenever you see something this color in real life.
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>>1996357
>Were
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>>1996421
0.10.1
http://pastebin.com/66SXJuKP
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>>1996422
>not using Chrome
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>>1996430
God fucking damn it, shut the fuck up asshole
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>>1996433
rose go to sleep
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>>1996433
U is for Uranium... bombs
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>>1996422
>>1996417
>>1996413
>>1996409
>implying I don't know how to read boxes in Chrome

No, really, I do. And I'm not going to tell anybody else how.
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>>1996447
not her
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>>1996412
>>1996412>>1996412


link please
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>>1996464
You always say that, Rose

Stream some more
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>>1996412

No idea what you're talking about but...

>yfw Trixie is sucking your dick so well that you're about to cum for the second time, but everytime you look at her she seems bored or pre-occupied by other thoughts
>that look on her face when sucking your dick is more like sucking on a piece of candy when you're bored
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>>1996470
Bravo Netflix.
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>>1996411
....I would prefer for her to be guzzling it down and savoring how delicious and viscous it is, and then discovering, to her horror, that she fucking loves semen after I tell her what she's been drinking.
But your idea's good too.
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>>1996459
You attention whore

Post your tits please
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>>1996421
shit you're the nigga doing the Lyraquest
good job with that little twist last time around, really caught me off-guard.
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>>1996035
>Pirate ponies in Singapone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYDoVIMaQUY
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>>1996470
Haha god damn it...
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>>1996484
oh man
this is pretty hot
>you start to cum and trixie leisurely lets your cock out of her mouth with a pop, and the ensuing load sprays her on the side of the face
>she wipes it off nonchalantly and continues reading her magazine
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>>1996490
>there will never be enough panda's alive to take them off the endangered species list and genetically alter them for pet ownership
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>>1996497
Off guard?

OFF GUARD?

Dude, we're gonna have to do some SERIOUS fucking gymnastics to get out of this snake pit. For reals.
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>>1996336
>Honestly, how do you find out about these things?
Because I'm one of your partners. I'm such a lazy ass that I haven't even checked one of your stories, let alone start working on a drawing.

When's the deadline?
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>>1996519
All the pandas should burn.
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>>1996530
BOOYAAH! PREPARE YOUR ANUS
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>>1996519
They're stupid, useless creatures anyway. They can't even breed on their own.

Yes I know they're adorable but trying to keep alive a species that clearly doesn't want to stay alive is a waste of resources
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>>1996439
Thanks.

Look like I've got my work cut out for me.
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>>1996520
>implying
I'm going to bed in ten minutes
Better not fuck up, anon-kun~
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>>1996530
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>>1996517

Actually I'd like it better if she just let some of it spill out of her mouth but then swallow the rest of it like spit before continuing to suck on it while combing her hair.
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>>1996530

Why don't you take a chill pill, you hot dog?
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>>1996527
May 30
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>>1996535
>waste of resources
Man the MILITARY is a waste of resources. We could have just cloned the fuck out of them by now if the pandaologists had half the budget the military does.
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>>1995503
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>>1996545
>Not making you comb her hair.
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>pandas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYwCWT-e_jM
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>>1996545
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>>1996497 >>1996520
Yeah... I hope I can follow through with all the shenanigans that brings up.
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>>1996564
If even half of a percent of our taxes went into funding NASA and other space programs we'd be colonizing and mining space right now.
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Which pony would you feed little cucumber sandwhiches too?

while she's snuggled up on your lap, clutching your side

Licking her lips with her adorable little pony tongue and taking tiny bites

She nips your fingers occasionally, and licks the residue off
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So, dom trixie, or leisurely slut trixie?
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>>1996568
>I'm sorry, but did MLP already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? MLP are still playing right now and they have been the best animated show on the Hub for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst shows on TV who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Saturday morning timeslot. But you know what? They still fucking suck. MLP are one of the best fucking shows on TV, they went 13-3 last year and would of won an Emmy if yellowquiet didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when MLP wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Adventure Time just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like Touhou did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-MLP topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the show because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing

I remember making an edit of this for TORtanic. Good times.
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>>1996535
Don't Pandas refuse to have sex on most cases?

What the fuck is that?
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>>1996575
I'm suddenly reminded of that ButterSc0tchSundae fic that he never finished.
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>>1996586
Fucking mickeymonster.
He has such good taste.
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>>1996586
god DAMN thats cute
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>>1996412
>>1996412
>>1996412
>>1996412
>>1996412
>>1996412
>>1996412

> mention porn flash game
> get asked for a link
> no respond

fucking shitposting faggot
because of you generals are so bad lately
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>>1996592
The fluttery one
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>>1996593
>leisurely slut trixie
This.
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>>1996593
SLUT SLUT SLUT
SLUT ALL DAY ERRY DAY
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>>1996587
Well it doesn't really help that we're assholes that would kill each other for the title of the greenest grass
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>>1996603
I think she is ded now.
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>>1996610
>not already knowing how to find it through swfchan or pokehidden's tumblr
Your new is showing.
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>>1996593
Casual slut Trixie please.
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>>1996586
Hnnngggffff
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>>1996610
You're fucking retarded
if you can't even do simple google, I hope you never find the game jesus
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>>1996599
They all know the truth about 3DPD.
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>>1996626
Fucking bitch and her lies
NO I WILL NEVER GET OVER IT
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>>1996610

http://pokehidden.tumblr.com/

The link to the game is on the right.
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>>1996592
Oh, fuck.
I just got a slight erection from extreme cuteness.
That's never happened before....

It would be so fucking wonderful with any one of them. I suppose I'll pick Rarity, since it's cute to see her acting cute when she usually tries to appear elegant.
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>>1996631
then be cool and edgy and enlighten me with a link
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>>1996626

>ButterSc0tchSundae

was a fan until she started doing humanized BS and her dA page turned into its own fanbase of her.
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>>1996657
>tfw she writes stories about herself in ponyville fucking ponies
>and it's well received
why did we like her again?
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>>1996568
>don't mess with /b/ then.

>i am the first horsemen of the apocalypse of ponies. if you anger me you anger the right hand of anonymous. i am trying to be civil but you horsefuckers are gonna force me to refer to my associates (anonymous).

>ball's in your stable.
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>>1996610
>not using Google
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>>1996674
Dunno ask taw or bnd.
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>>1996652
I was going to bitch at you and post an image, but I stumbled across a cache of porn I didn't remember having so thanks for being a faggot and making me find all of this porn
>>
Dammit, where's Sparkler. I gave him a sketch, he knows I can get it done before the 30th. I want to see that story he wrote.
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>>1996674

THAT's what I meant. The human in equestria BS...not the humanized.
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>Not preparing your new horsie
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>>1996674
>>1996657
>not expecting namefags to inevitably attentionwhore

you WERE warned.
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>>1996686
>ross
plz go
or draw fat pinkie
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>>1996649
Too bad she never finish that twilestia fic.
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>>1996686
It's like 4am where he lives, ask him tomorrow
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>>1996686
I'm sure he'll deliver a WIP. Hey, an outline is good enough right? Especially if it has the potential to be a story one day.
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>>1996459
wasnt funny yesterday either
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>>1996704
Nor that fap version of Swayback Mountain.
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>>1996593
>Leisure Slut Trixie
>>
DO NOT RESPOND TO IT.
HIDE THE POST AND MOVE ON.
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>>1996726
Were those games ever fun? I never got to play them as a kid.
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>>1996681
But TAW writes about ME having sex with ponies.
And BDN.... He's a cool dude.
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>>1996734
i have no idea who you're talking about teehee
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>>1996743
>>1996734
You know those count as responses, right?
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>>1996734
What are we supposed to be hiding
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>>1996470
Yea I noticed they have both season in it. Pretty damn impressive.
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>>1996736

Well they weren't really "fun", but they were funny and the dialogue was great.
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>>1996736
I still say that's R63 Filly Blueblood
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>>1996679
I can't seem to find the Google changes everyone is talking about.
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>>1996738
>BDN
He hasn't finished that twoparter twifu fic with mindcontrol.
He's not cool in my book, *dude*.
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>>1996736
>has a baby
>braeburn somehow didn't know she was pregnant
does this artist think they just fall out like a morning dump?
also this ship is terrible
braeburn is my husbando, you stupid whore
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>>1996777
Only Nathan ships it
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I propose that the new horse be about shipping

cuz I want to talk about some oceanic logistics in the next thread if you know what I mean.
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Dubs decide what fapfic I should read.
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>>1996763

>Prince Blueblood
>Princess Cadence

Why couldn't they make Cadence a unicorn again? It was money right?
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>>1996785
I'm down
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>>1996785
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>>1996766
I think he said he'd have it done sometime in June. In fairness, he's always anonymous and never reveals himself. It's always US who pick HIM out, because it's just so easy.
As a poster, he just seems like a cool dude.
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>>1996790
my butt
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>>1996777
Rarity blames him for the filly playing in the mud, not for knocking her up.

Did your parents ever even fight when you were a kid??
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>>1996790
boop?
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/21465/Drop-the-%28b%29Ass-%28or-%2740-oz-Bounce%27%29
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>>1996790
Don't fap
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>a woman is more likely to have an orgasm with socks on
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>>1996813
>Child does child-like things
>Yell at partner for it happening instead of stopping the kid
What kind of fucked up family
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>>1996806
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>>1996808
>june
He started on it LAST YEAR.
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>>1996813

Mom almost kicked Dad out of the house once when he went through his gay phase. Then there was that time where they both beat the shit out of each other so bad the cops broke them up.

They've been happily married for a little over twenty years now.
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>>1996829
rly?
i'd pound twilight while she had knee high socks on
and a plaid skirt
does pony wife guy still come around? he owese me that request
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>>1996790
something with a straight ship
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NEW HORSE

>>1996856
>>1996856
>>1996856
>>1996856
>>1996856
>>1996856
>>1996856
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>>1996846
I don't like that outfit. It's played-out.
I'd rather have Pinkie with her piggy nose and piggy tail!
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>>1996702

you know what, I think I will

Who wants a stream with Pinkie arousing everyone with her fatty body?
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>>1996846
PonyWife Asshole? I think he ded since he still hasn't finished that Luna, Celestia and the Guards.
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>>1996877
i'm down
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>>1996846
>casual knee highs
>not master race thigh highs

Anyways, looks like we're at image limit. I'm gonna ask D&D crew if they need this thread.
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Post here if you're going to quest Lyra.

INTRO: http://pastebin.com/6ETeJZdT
PART 1: http://pastebin.com/ACSQ11iw
PART 2: http://pastebin.com/vuDWd0gN
PART 3: http://pastebin.com/FHsBM3FS

If D&D suddenly needs a new dead thread, you have yourselves to blame. :U
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>>1997801
>Role Call
Yo.
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>>1997801
Present.
>>
After a confrontation with Lyra, you learned she's pregnant with your child, the AEIOU is onto her, and you vowed never to leave her side. It's not an easy night of sleep for you, given high emotions and the crazy circumstances of your life.

So, Anon, how's it feel to be a father? I mean, mutant hellspawn hybrid aside. And the relationship situation. Can't forget about that. Kind of important to know you're sleeping with Bonbon's fiancée. And you're also going to be working for Bonbon in her candy shop.

After an understandably fitful sleep, you wake up to find Lyra's gotten up earlier than usual to fix breakfast: hash browns with pepper and carrots, nuts, bread, and juice. And tofu sausage. Lyra sits next to you at the table.

"Good morning, Anon. You sleep well? I had a weird dream... but anyways. You gonna go work for Bonbon already?"
"Probably, I don't feel sick at all. Your magic must've rubbed off on me."
She laughs, nudging your arm. "I've got a long day in town hall for recitals. Hearth's Warming Eve is the day after tomorrow, so I'll be busy with Cheerilee and the kids."

[START]
Post responses to Lyra, and your post# rolls for restedness.
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>>1997888
Lets tell her to have a good day, and get on with it to bonbon's. We need to think about how this whole thing is going to go down. I mean shit, it was at least a LITTLE simpler back when it was just an affair, but now... This is a deep creek, and we aint got no paddle.
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>>1997888
Tell her to be careful, she's got important cargo onboard. If she starts feeling sick or anything like that then she should come straight home.
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>>1997888
Give her a peck on the cheek and tell her to have a good day.
Make sure to tell her that if she starts feeling sick or anything of the sort she should could home immediately. This is completely uncharted territory, and nobody knows what kinds of effects this could have on your health beyond those of a normal pregnancy.
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>>1997888
Refresh memory on wtf AEIOU stands for.
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>>1998174
Automated External Internal Outer Under
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>>1997986 >>1998015 >>1998065 >>1998174
Your Stamina: Average

With deep-seated concern, you tell Lyra to take it easy on herself. She rolls her eyes and smirks. "Okay, I'm no supermom, but it's not like I'm jumping cliffs and fighting dragons. I'll be fine."

As you dress up for work, Lyra takes a moment to bring out her correspondence from the AEIOU and gives you a briefing about her situation: apparently the advanced research program concerning your hybrid child is based in Canterlot, and she'll need to make regular visits there so they can monitor the growth of the fetus. The AEIOU promises confidentiality on their part.

She doesn't know what to expect, and asks if you'd be willing to go to Canterlot with her after Hearth's Warming. Her parents still live there, so getting a place to stay won't be any trouble.

[PLS RESPOND?]
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>>1998174
Anthro/Equestrian Intimacy Outreach Union
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>>1998258
Tell her of course we'll go, but ask her how she plans on handling bringing us as well as/instead of Bonbon?
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>>1998258
We've been to Canterlot a couple of times, right, I think I remember reading something about talking to Celestia.

But sure, we aren't just going to have her go alone.
What will we tell Bonbon?
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>>1998267
Or... I think that's what it was. I was missing posts in my log of the first session.
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>>1998258
>STAYING WITH THE PARENTS
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

SET ASIDE $150 FOR A HOTEL.
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>>1998258
Have your imagination spin into a wild conspiracy theory about Luna being the head of AEIOU and having the intent of creating mutant human/pony hybrids as her troops for her coup over Celestia, and dominance over all of Equestria
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>>1998318
This is probably a better idea then stay with her and her parents.
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>>1998386
gee, no shit?
Remember that one faggot on the vidyagaem? This leads me to believe there aren't that many humans in Equestria and being around them is probably taboo as all fuck.
And they'd probably think you're fucking her.
And they'd be right.

it also opens up the door for lyra to put un in potentially diastrously hot water by making moves on us in her own parents house, WHICH IS WHAT ALWAYS FUCKING HAPPENS
>>
Guys why do you do your pony quest in old generals, we have a whole board to ourselves now, you can make a new thread and do that all day, without making archive diving inconvenient for those of us who read MLPG
>>
>>1998469
Because we're not bawww-leaving like Ponychan hugboxers.

How about I slap your shit.
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>>1998469
Keeps the piss out.
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>>1998318
"Isn't staying with your parents a Bad Idea™? I mean, they know Bonbon, right?"
"Oh, true..." Lyra looks unusually pensive about this. "Hey, better idea! I can call up one of my old friends from the conservatory. She's not all up in my business, but she'd be totes cool with a surprise visit. I haven't seen her in a while anyways."

>>1998338
You ask about the AEIOU and who heads it. Lyra shrugs, saying that all she knows is that a majority of the faculty are luminaries from Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns. As she drinks her apple juice, you joke that it might be Princess Luna's conspiracy to breed hybrid soldiers for a takeover of Equestria. Lyra snorts and makes a mess over half the table. "You're cleaning that up!"

>>1998306 >>1998304
You diligently get some rags to soak up the spill. "What are you going to tell Bonbon?"
"Just that I wanted to visit my best friend. I haven't seen her since, like, almost after graduation. Wow, I'm actually getting excited about this idea!"
"And I'm going with you because?"
"Oh, uh... about that. Maybe you have business in Canterlot? Uh... looking for a job in Canterlot? They actually kinda like humans there better than out in the country. You got any ideas?"
>>
If she's willing to spend even more cash on us than she is already doing we could get a cheap hotel room to stay in and leave a few days before or after she does.
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>>1998592
Government mandated human stuff?
It would make sense to have to go to the big city to do anything like that, the mayor doesn't seem like the type to handle anything she doesn't need to.
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>>1998592
We're tagging along to go sightseeing.

Nothing complicated.
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>>1998642 >>1998762
"Actually, I may just have some government-mandated bureaucracy type stuff to do with my residency in Equestria." You wink.

So that's your plan: in the week between Hearth's Warming and the New Year, you and Lyra are going up to Canterlot and staying with her old friend so she can visit the AEIOU. Your cover story for going with her is bureaucracy and sightseeing.

With that settled, you and Lyra share what is supposed to be a quick peck but she insists on extending into a longer kiss, and you're finally on your way out the door, trudging through the snow with a thermos of leftover soup that Lyra put together for you.

INVENTORY:
Thermos of Leftover Cold Cure Soup

Lyra will be handling mail today.

[cont'd]
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>>1998592

As you enter BONBON'S CANDY BAG, Twist can't help but latch onto your leg. Cherry Cola is comparatively less enthusiastic; the stallion waves you behind the counter. "Boss lady wants to talk to you."

Shaking off the redheaded filly to let her get back to her duties, you wander into the backrooms and find the office. Between the rounded wooden shapes and pastel colors of the architecture, it's almost indistinguishable from a regular home. Bonbon is diligently going over some paperwork, pencil in her mouth (non-unicorns can do all kinds of amazing things with their mouths, or so you've been told). She looks kind of cute with glasses, actually. You knock on the open door, and Bonbon happily greets you, lending you a stool to sit on.

She gives you the general low-down of how she runs her business, their collaboration with Sugarcube Corner, and that most of your supervision will be coming from Cherry Cola.

"So, Anon, any questions before you start your first day?"
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>>1998847
Anything to look out for while we work, problem customers or something?

Twist tells us what to do, right?
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>>1998847
>non-unicorns can do all kinds of amazing things with their mouths, or so you've been told
Meow.

Lets start of f with the standard semantics. Hours, weekly schedule, pay rate, etc. It may be in our advantage to seem as down-to-earth and practical as possible. It may help us when the time comes to drop the bomb on her, her preexisting character reference of us may help our case.

Just letting my inner sociopath speak for a moment.
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>>1998900
This sounds good.
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>>1998847
should we off-handedly mention that we'll have to be in canterlot because of a residency issue?
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>>1998934
Say that sometime within the next few months you'll be making a trip to canterlot for some human-related things. Same way you say you've been contacted for jury duty. 'Hey, imma have to bounce for a few days in a month or two and aint shit can be done about it.'
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>>1998934
Yes. Apologize for having to miss work so soon after being hired.
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>>1998934
No.
Wait for a bit.
Make good impressions first, then talk about missing work and all that.
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>>1998863
"What problems should I look out for? Also, Cola said Twist would be showing us the ropes?"

"Yeah, she's been working here ever since she got her cutie mark. She's got talent for making candy, just lacking discipline, so more of the work she's been doing has been handling cleanup, deliveries, inventory... Although, I did hear about the Super Sweet Mints that got handed out the other day. You're her little hero, you know that?
"Apart from that, we don't really have any problem customers. Except for, well, Pinkie Pie. She loves to come in here to get her fix of shakes and scrumdiddlyumptious, and she's always bouncing off the walls, but calling that a problem is like calling sunshine warm. Speaking of which, Cola said she asked after you yesterday."

>>1998900
You go over the standard business protocols with her, and it seems you have a standard 9-to-5 gig just a few days out of the week to let Twist have some time in the backrooms to learn confectionery arts. When she's ready to be a candymare, you'll replace her full-time.

Any attempt to "charm" Bonbon in your down-to-business approach seems to have no effect. Not that you can tell she was looking for anything in particular.

[CONT'D]
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>>1998934 >>1999058
I'll take these as contested rolls
Add half of these as assists to the first
>>1998979 >>1998981

And 9 beats 8. You tell her.

"By the way, I actually have to take a few days off the next week to make a trip to Canterlot. Bureaucracy, issues with my residence here."
"Ah, I didn't realize they were keeping you on that short of a leash."
"Sucks, but I have to check in with them." You shrug and apologize. "I was looking forward to working here. I promise to make up for it somehow."
"Well, you let them know that Lyra and I have absolutely no problem with you staying here. Heck, I'd wager all of Ponyville'd be on your side. We're a close-knit community when it comes down to it."
"Especially now that I'll be paying rent."
"Ha! Don't worry, we're friendlier than those cityfolk who run the government."

You shake ha—hoof and hand—and walk back out to get your assignments from Cola. As you pass the bakery, your head is filled with sugar and exotic scents wafting out of whatever's being made in there. And an odd hint of tomato soup.

[CONT'D]
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>>1999114
>We're a close-knit community
this is becoming all the more heart wrenching
>>
"Alright, wetnose, take this list." Cola mouths a pen over a clipboard before giving it to you. Somehow it seems less charming when he does it. "That there is the deliveries for the day. Normally, we'd have Twist doing more of them, but it'd just be plain cruel to have her going alone in this snow—"
"I like thnow!"
"—and it'd be a good opportunity to introduce yourself to some of our regulars. Lucky for you there aren't that many today."
The deliveries are all holiday gift packages to home addresses, save for one Sugarcube Corner needing a batch of candy components.

Any parting remarks or questions for Cola before you and Twist leave?
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>>1999197
"i miss hairy pooter."
>>
>>1999197
Maybe a handshake and a "I look forward to working with you guys"?
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>>1999175
I like how you pay attention.
>>
>>1999197 >>1999246
Okay, moving on.

After the perfunctory formality of a hoofshake with Mr. Cola, you step out into stable in the back, make sure the cart is loaded up with all the stuff listed, and climb on. After you spend a good minute looking for the bench you sit on, Twist speaks up.
"You're thuppothed to pull."
After some finagling and struggling, you manage to wrap the harness around your wrists into a makeshift rickshaw setup, pulling the cart behind you as Twist walks ahead to guide you around town. She does most of the talking with the locals, introducing you as you bring the cart up, say hello, retrieve a package, and hand it over to your neighbors.

You eventualy come to Sugarcube Corner, the last delivery of the day. Twist tells you this is always her favorite delivery because Pinkie Pie likes to invite her inside for snacks and such. She's even been taking a few baking lessons on the side here.

[cont'd]
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>>1999218
In all seriousness, just wave him goodbye (its too early to crack wise) and get on with it.
>>
Today is no different, as Pinkie Pie doesn't waste a second pulling the both of you into the storefront. You can barely make heads or tails of her motormouth greeting and chatter, but soon enough Twist is happily making cookies in the kitchen while she has you sat down at a table to sample a new chocolate malt she made.

Pinkie sits across from you and looks at you with her big blue eyes. "I got the order of Ice Crystal Sugar yesterday and they told me you had come in and reminded them so I went back to the Candy Bag and I heard you were going to start working there and that got me really excited because that means you'd be making deliveries here regularly but what would be even more awesome is if you decided to work here instead because that means we'd get to see each other all the time like super best friends wouldn't that be awesome and I'm totally sorry about giving you a cold in the snowball fight I want to make it up to you do you want me to bake you a super special cake or something, or maybe we could go watch a movie, it's nothing big, I mean I'd do the same for any of my friends, we are friends, of course, you and me, because I'd never get one of my friends sick or hurt them on purpose, and I'm really appreciative of how happy you've made Lyra, I've noticed because I'm friends with Lyra, too, I'm friends with everypony in Ponyville, and I mean everypony, and I like being friends with you, too!"

[wat do]
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>>1999582
Bwah!
Um...
Could you say that again?
Maybe... a bit slower this time?
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>>1999582
Oh shit.

She knows.

Somehow, SHE KNOWS.
>>
>>1999673
Maybe she does, maybe she doesn't, maybe you're misreading her words.

What are you going to do about it?
>>
>>1999470
>imagining twist talk
hnng
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>>1999603
"Whoa. Pinkie. Slow down, please?" You chug a bit of chocolate malt to clear your head. "Ah. Good malt."
"I said I'm sorry for getting you sick from the snowball fight, and I wanted to make it up to you. Maybe you wanna hang out in a more low-key setting? Watch a movie? Bake a cake together? I've been giving Twist lessons for a while, and it'd help you in your work, too. Or you could just come work for Sugarcube Corner instead..."

Pinkie is leaning over the table, looking at you quite intently.
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>>1999828
Lyra is not on my list of favorite ponies.
Confession #3: Twist is.
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>>1999845
hory shet, she's asking us out.
ROLL FOR SPAGHETTI.
>>
>>1999845
...She's flirting with us, isn't she?
Tell her that we'd love to learn how to bake a cake from her. Some time next week?
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>>1999875
i hope not, i'm not one for harem settings as awesome as they sound
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>>2000063
I can't tell if it's a smart move or a dumb one.
>>
What if she's also an anthrophile

>she wants to fuck
>>
>>2000148
I'd say no. We still know nothing about that colt from the vidjagaem and I have a feeling anthrophillia is a rare thing.
>>
>>1999872
You fail to contain your spaghetti. There are tofu meatballs and noodles everywhere. The scent of tomato paste, spinach, mushrooms and basil and three different cheese overwhelms you.

"It's a new invention, my Spaghetti Chocolate Malt! After drinking it a bit, you start to taste spaghetti. Isn't that just awesome!"

You shake your head to clear the sensation from your nostrils. Chocolate and basil are two things that should never be combined.

>>1999875
"Okay, wow, that's... Yeah, I could learn a thing or two about baking from you. Maybe some time next week, though?"
"Aw, after Hearth's Warming? But I was thinking, maybe we could meet up some time and warm some hearths together." maybe a little oil

(If the Common Sense Fairy existed, she'd be bopping you over the head right now. Do you even remember where you'll be next week after Hearth's Warming?)
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>>2000166
>Do you even remember where you'll be next week after Hearth's Warming?
Ah shit, I completely forgot that Hearth's Warming is coming up very soon. I just only now remembered Lyra said something about that.
Anyways, uh...
This pink pone really is trying to pull the moves on us.
I'm not quite sure how to take this...
>>
>>2000166
tell her that work and other obligations will keep us busy through the coming weeks

and present a 'theoretical' situation to lyra, seeing as she's seeing another pony.. you know what, ignore that last part
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>>2000166
QUICKLY.
HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.

Bop yourself on the nose, say "Oh, dang, I just remembered. I'm out of town then. Something about human residency. Any time sooner you think we could get together, or would you rather put it off until I get back?"
>>
>>2000166
Give her a confused stare before saying "Not sure if flirting or being super-friendly."
>>
>>2000166
ohgodohgodOHGODohgod

what next, a cute stallion starts brushing up against us as we make our rounds?
>>
>>2000264
>what next, a cute stallion starts brushing up against us as we make our rounds?
I- I don't know if I can withstand that.
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>>2000220
Common Sense™ suddenly fires in your brain, but you're still recovering from your momentary lapse of judgment. You confogl foglohlio coglpffh before making a sound that can be reasonably construed to be a complete sentence.

>>2000225
"Wait, sorry, back up. That's me being stupid." Face, meet palm. Palm, face. "I have to go up to Canterlot next week to deal with some residency issues."
"The Man getting you down, huh?"
"Yeah."

>>2000255
You wait a moment, trying to find a more elegant way to put it. "Pinkie, are you flirting with me?"

"Oh, you're so silly!" She bats her eyelashes so fast you can feel a gust against your cheeks. Her grin looks a little more crooked with each sentence. "I just want to give you a prize for winning the snowball fight. And to make up for getting you sick. No harm in that, right? Right? ...Right?"
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>>2000363
Resistance = Shattered.

SQUAD BROKEN
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>>2000363
well that prize can certainly wait

in fact, it should be a store-wide celebration for winning the snowball fight, lasting for 2 consecutive days in the early spring; when the temperature is just chilly enough to make you wear warm clothes, but warm enough to make you want to shed them for being so active
>>
>>2000406
what kind of response is that
>>
>>2000384
>>2000406
Are you seriously pursuing Pinkie?
>>
>>2000487
No!
Ignore those two.
>>
>>2000487

>>2000406
here

i was just dicking around. but really i don't think we should pursue this thing with pinkie.

also aren't we still on the clock? what is twist doing?
>>
>>2000487
What right does Lyra have to expect more from us than she is willing to give in return?
Or maybe we should just say that we would appreciate some friendly cooking lessons when she has the time.
>>
>>2000487

>>2000384
here.

No, I just felt SQUAD BROKEN was more appropriate than some form of spaghettinaught adventure.
>>
>>2000406
Okay, I'll take this one as the highest roll to postpone the prize thing.

"I'm sorry, this is all kind of sudden for me. I mean, it's a really busy week ahead, and I know you mean well, Pinkie, but I just don't have the time. I'd love to get this settled the moment I get back from Canterlot, though."

"Okay, because I was really looking forward to having more fun ASAP! Actually, Sugarcube Corner is hosting a little party tomorrow night, before Hearth's Warming Eve. It'll be, like, Hearth's Warming Eve's Eve. Or a Double Eve, something like that. Anyway, we could totally hang out then! What do you say? I mean, I feel really awful about the cold thing and I didn't even visit you and then I made fun of you in the park when you came out all that way just to see me, I'm still really set on doing something for you in return, you know?"
>>
>>2000514
what are you talking about?

friendship with pinkie, however saddening, is necessary

we CANNOT drop shit like "oh hey bonbon i'm screwing your girlfriend, your competitor, and [insert various names of ponies here]
>>
>>2000566
Fucking hell, lets humor the pink one.

Also it's time for me to pull out. I have work in five hours. See you in the archive.
>>
>>2000528
You best start believing in spaghettinaut adventures. You're in one.
>>
>>2000566
>doing rolls
oh my
>>
>>2000581
>pull out
>that's-really-hot.jpg
>>
>>2000566
Sure, why the fuck not, a bit of a party can't hurt.
Now we really do need to get on with the deliveries.
>>
>>2000566
>Actually, Sugarcube Corner is hosting a little party tomorrow night, before Hearth's Warming Eve.
That doesn't sound too bad. Do we know when Lyra's thing is? I imagine she'll want us to show up for it. If it's early enough then sure, we can show.
Anyways, we should probably get back to work. Give her a little hug and tell her we'll see her at the party.
>>
>>2000590
>go to party
what if the spike is punched and we drink too much
>>
>>2000601
Then we high tail it the fuck out of there and have sexytimes with Lyra.
>>
>>2000611
>Pinkie follows us and catches us in the act
>>
>>2000619
>makes a scene
>shit happens
>>
>>2000585
I prefer creampies myself.

>>2000590 >>2000599
"The party sounds like a great idea, actually. I'd still like to take you up on the baking lessons, though. I mean, spaghetti in a chocolate malt... who does that?"
"I do!"
"Rhetorical question."

You don't have any other obligations concerning Hearth's Warming, aside from showing up to the play on the Eve itself courtesy of Derpy's invitation. You thank Pinkie with a hug, tell her you'll see her tomorrow night, and even get to take a few of the cookies Twist had helped make as a snack on your way back into town.

Twist looks up at you as you wade through the snow. "Tho Mithter Anon, are you and Pinkie—"
"Twist, let the grownups do their grownup things, alright?"
"I heard her invite you to go work at Thugarcube Corner, but thhe knowth about you working at Bonbon'th. Why would thhe do that?"
"Pinkie Pie's a really friendly girl, what can I say? She probably knows about how I needed a job and just wanted to let me know I had options. You know, in case things don't work out with me and Lyra."
"Bonbon."
"—Bonbon."

The rest of your deliveries go swimmingly, and in fact you were out so long a new order came in. You're sent back out into the snow, without Twist this time, as she's been called back to the kitchen to make ice cream sandwiches. This one is addressed to the Hooves residence.

[cont'd]
>>
>>2000705
>You know, in case things don't work out with me and Lyra
God dammit anon.
This is going to be your downfall.
>>
>>2000705
WHY WOULD ANON SAY THAT
>>
>>2000705
This particular house in Ponyville stands out. It's constructed like any other of the homes here, but it's obviously in a constant state of repair, with patched frames and roofing peppering its structure. A familiar cool grey pegasus greets you at the door when you make your call.

"Hey Anon! You bringing me my mail?"
"Afternoon, Derpy. And no, it's just your order from Bonbon's."
"Your face is all red, how long have you been outside? Come on in and warm up, it's the least I can do after you helped me out with lunch yesterday."

[wat do]
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>>2000751
Ask Twist if we have time, and if we do sure.
>>
>>2000763
Twist isn't with you, but Derpy understands if you have invisible friends you talk to for advice and company.
>>
>>2000763
>>2000774
oh great thanks a lot dude

>>2000751
take a look around, make small talk
>>
>>2000774
Aww, that's awfully sweet of her.
Let's introduce our invisible friend to her!
>>
>>2000790
"Twist, do we have time—"
>>2000763
Twist isn't with you, but Derpy understands if you have invisible friends you talk to for advice and company.
>>2000789
"I guess I could take a look around. Still, it's my first day on the job."
"Oh wow, working for Bonbon? That's pretty cool. I used to make deliveries myself but I had a bad habit of mistaking the deliveries for my lunch!" Derpy takes the order you brought for her and puts it aside. She fans the fireplace with her wings and invites you over to have a seat over there.
"So how're things going? You're not making rounds today?"
"Nope, Mayor's giving me these few days off so I can spend more time with family. Except Dinky's off doing recitals for the play, and I'm after that last cloudbucking incident I'm not supposed to go near Town Hall while they're making preparations." Derpy belly flops onto the big, comfy couch and stretches out. "Pretty rad to just sit around instead of flying every which way sometimes, though. You want a drink?"

Derpy opens up a cooler at the foot of the couch and offers you a selection of soft (and some hard) drinks. She herself is enjoying some hard cider while she watches the TV. The critically-acclaimed soap opera series "Feeling Quest" is currently playing, and Derpy has to fetch a new tissue box from a stockpile on the endtable.

"Oh balls, this is the sappy 'You Will Never' speech. Gets me every time."
>>
>>2000908
Heh
We really shouldn't drink on the job, but a little cider shouldn't be a problem
>>
>>2000908
something hard, cushioned by something soft
>>
>>2000923 >>2000933
You help yourself to hard cider in solidarity with Derpy, though after this maybe what you need is a delicious can of Tab.

"You know, if raising a kid on your own was as easy as it was on television... Shoot, I dunno, I wouldn't be raising her on my own." Derpy sighs and drops her empty bottle into a growing pile on the floor. She picks up another one. "Funny how life works like that, huh?"
>>
SHIT

would twist say something about your "if things don't work out with lyra" to bonbon?
>>
>>2001003
>if raising a kid on your own...
>...wouldn't be raising her on my own
wait, what?
>>
>>2001032
It's hard IRL so people don't like to do it, meaning there's an inevitable number of single parents.
>>
>>2001009
Probably not, it was just a simple misspeaking, and most of the time you are talking about Lyra.
>>
>>2001009
Twist is not a liability unless you somehow make her one
>>
>>2001003
grunt

I don't know what else to respond with, and non-response seems a bit worse than a barbaric response
>>
>>2001003
Just nod and mmhmm.
>>
>>2001051
but-

ooooh

i changed the context in which i read it
>>
>>2001076 >>2001084
You acknowledge Derpy's insight with a sagely nod and a grunt.

"You watch a lot of TV? I know Lyra loves playing video games." She's already a quarterway through this bottle. "Horsefeathers, I haven't even touched an arcade stick in years."

You stay a while and listen to Derpy's story as it comes out in odd, stilted remarks.

[end for now]

I'm going to cut it here and try to have some better material for next time. I know it's not much of a milestone, but I've been feeling tired and unstable this week.
>>
>>2001250
thank you. for ending and continuing regardless

i'm tired as well, and a little peeved i missed questing yesterday to spend time with >friends

will we restart here?
>>
>>2001286
Just like earlier parts, I'll probably retcon a bit of the ending here to make it more interesting in the next session.

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