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new horse
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first
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>>1959911
Fuck your marker.
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>crab ponies
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Previous Thread
>>1957017

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>rape
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>FOE
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>crepes
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What do you think, MLPG?
Do we agree?
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>>1959911
>5 posts
2fast4me
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>>1959972
Yes.
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>>1959972
>we
well I for one don't like the face that Hasbro is assuming that carebears will be an automatic success
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>>1959956
Can someone please post the Pound Puppies letter image that has this guys face superimposed on it?
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>>1959972
It'll fail because it's not SoL moe anime for westerners

that's really it.
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>>1959960
Not in this thread, please
I was one of the faggots arguing about it and I feel really awful
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>>1959982
v pls go.
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>>1959972
jelly-bro that's not very caring and acceptance

let go of your grump
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>Gumby
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What am I doing.
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CAREBROS UNITE
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How are you caredudes feeling today?
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>>1959972
Can we at least make a care-dude general like we did with the berry bros?

That was >fun
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>>1959911
>>1959922
marked before it was linked in the previous thread
that's pretty sanic
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Guys, this show is not that great.
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>was just fapping to some bestiality
>the mares name is rose
>ultraboner
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>>1959996
>>1960005
>>1960006
You cut that out right now.
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Swag.
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http://www.livestream.com/phndraws
http://www.livestream.com/phndraws
http://www.livestream.com/phndraws

PHN is streaming best poni, and showing the movie The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou! Help her hunt down the elusive Jaguar Shark!
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yo builderbros i'm having a hard time trying to cope with life, i just can't find it in me to get up and draw for you anymore
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>>1960006
this berrybro is feeling berrylicious
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>>1960012
Then why are you here?
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>>1960021
>pleb tatto

Thats not my waifu.
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>>1960018
hey

hey

sleep
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sylvia
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GUYS. /b/ shitstorm raid incoming. prepare yourselves
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>>1960021
>not fullbody tattoo
well i'm not watching
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>>1960012
I think you are on the wrong board then, sir.
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>>1959972
>what the fuck is this it looks like a chode
my sides
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>>1959986
Yeah, see that's what really spooks me. They really are that fucking disconnected. They really are THAT stupid.

It also means they're far more likely to can MLP and use that money to start producing mass quantities of shitty programming trying to repeat the success, then get confused and scared when those shows tank.
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>Some dude from MLPG goes to Bronycon this summer
>Dresses up with a fedora, cargo pants, socks in sandles and brony shirt
>Brings in bags of Spaghetti in his pockets
>Goes around the convention center throwing spaghetti at everyone
MFW this will never happen
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>>1960027
Because I like the community
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>>1960034
I can't feel without caps lock anon
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>>1960017
>whenyouputitlikethaticanseewhereyourecomingfrom.png
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>>1960024
That's care-tastic!
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So what's going on, now?
Is it /b/, or bread?
Is it a board-wide thing, or just at us?
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>>1960070
Why don't you go do it then, you faggot.
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How's it going in the thread?
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>>1960018
Don't you like carebros?
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5 minute break everyone
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>>1960066
At this point, we shouldn't be giving a fuck about how exactly Hasbro squanders their success. We should be focusing on having other companies fund more shows LIKE mlp.

>good writing, animation, voice work
>moe characters
>wholesome plots the whole family can enjoy
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>>1960074
>fan of the fandom
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>>1960123
>>1960132
babby level spam.

you're an embarrassment to spammers.
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>>1960070
actually yesterday i was talking to a bro who impule bought a ticket

i considered repurposing one of broke's aricannon designs but told him a spaghetti slingshot might be best

that way he can hit any fandiom members who take the stand

like micthemicrophone hopefully
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>>1960139
It's a /b/ raid on /mlp/. Filter and ignore.
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Well, shit.
No wonder this raid is happening.
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MLPGland, it can happen here.
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>want to stay up for late night general like I usually do
>first day of summer work in 6 hours

Fuck everything
I'll miss you guys ;_;
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>>1960177
Weird my filter is not working.
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DORKS
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Is anyone else not able to upload pictures or is it just me?
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I was going to greentext about well-stretched urethra pone, but it looks like things are pretty bad already so I'll hold off.

I'll keep edging him just in case though
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>>1960165
Alright sounds good. Good time to please my queen.

Anyone got a good image for that?
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>>1960213
I had that for a minute. Close the post box on 4chan x and reopen it and it fixed
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>>1960074
>liking MLPG
brony
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>>1960143
>Leaving California to go to New Jersey
You are hilarious
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n i g g e r s t o u n g e m y a n u s
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>>1960240
Well you are here in the hiatus so...
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キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!!
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>>1960216
Now you shouldn't do that just to make sure things are bad.
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>>1960258
>trying to defend yourself
brony
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>>1960216
Oh god, please do it
you can save us
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>>1960168
We're fans of MLPG so we are fans of the fandom
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>>1960269
Im not him anon but you are here on the hiatus.
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>>1960245
I'm tired of the sunset
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This is a weird thread.
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Should we kill this horse? We can either make a new one but not link it or stay in the old horse.
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>/b/ raid
Oh well, back to my main board board...
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>>1960318
le epic b raid.
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SERIOUSLY, /mlp/
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>>1960216
THANK YOU /b/.

PLEASE CONTINUE TO SPAM.
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that feel when African Americans are performing analingus on you
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>>1960324
ride the lighting
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>>1960324
Just let it happen for now. People will figure out what to do.
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>>1960324
It's board-wide right now
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>>1960330
>implying we're /mlp/
You want the /b/read.
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>That feel when you go to class early in the morning and then realize you've already done this class
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>>1960330
This is /co/ faggot
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Oh man, just realized, /n/ has to be getting the brunt of the blow.
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>>1960301
I hear it's nice in the Summer
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>try to thank Aspirant for his efforts
>thread dies

WELL THANK YOU ANYWAY
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>>1960402 here
checked, guess not lol.
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>>1960376
so sage all your posts and the /b/tards wont find /mlpg/
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>>1960421
>implying this will work
Oh well.
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>>1960421
Let them spam
When has it ever been a problem here
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>>1960421
They're already here, stupid. You think they're going to start saging their posts?
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>>1960421
Or we could stay in the last thread, which is on autosage.
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Did somebody say autism?
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/list/Apple_Acres_Fluffy_Story/1
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this spamming is pretty low quality, ika would be disappointed
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1-5: Fap
6-9: Vidya
0:Fap
dubs: write my suicide note
trips: call my grandparents and ask them how they are doing
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>>1960459
GODDAMMIT /b/
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>>1960421
>>1960442
MIGHT AS WELL GIVE IT A SHOT.
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>>1960456
Or we could just blow this thread to 500 posts and cruise.
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The president has made a mess of the US justice code and the US tax code, and has included the Constitution in that mess, stepping upon it. All the while he is ignoring the person (on the bench) adversely affected by these measures. The ghosts of past presidents are observing this. Most of them are pleading with the president, whilst others just don't give a shit, one way or the other, and a few applaud.
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http://drchrissy.deviantart.com/
fuck..
just, fuck
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>>1960459
>11 part story
>In images
>Each image over 7000 pixels long
God damn it.
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>>1960476
you call your grandparents motherfucker

what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>1960475
Oh Ika, I would rape you, nonsexually.
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>>1960498
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5sDdEvLGVk
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>>1960434
>Everyone who posts on /mlp/ is a faggot
We already knew this
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>>1960521
But they never have anything interesting to say
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Is it weird that I want to buy silky panties with Applejack's cutiemark on them just to jack off in?
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>Blizzard in charge of server uptime
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>>1960475
>>1960511
yes indeed, i'd much rather have the squid spam. hmm
>spam made of squid
I might it eat.
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I'm so bored and kind of tired MLPG, what do, should I roll to decide on what to do?
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>>1960539
No.
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>>1960538
doesn't mean they don't want you to talk to them every now and then

fuck

kids these days
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>>>/b/400005117

Found the root of the fungus
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I'm not the artist (seriously, you people need to sign your art because I'm too lazy to put it in the file name) but here you guys go, something from 2 nights ago.
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okay, i think new story is ready for consumption
i apologize in advance if some grammar stuff slipped through the cracks, this one was a bitch to edit

D/s with rainbow dash, for TAW
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/26505/rainbow---Dash
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I need more pics of Applejack.
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http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/257527888/bronycon-the-documentary
>$44,000 raised
Have we already discussed this to death or can we rage about it some more?
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>>1960567
No shit?
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>>1960539
is it weird that i want to start sewing so i can sell said panties to you now?
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>>1960539
Yes.

They should have Celestia's cutiemark on them. Nothing is sexier than cumming in the Princess's white, silky panties.
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>>1960540
Why must the thread be bad and server be down
I'm literally twiddling my thumbs here
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>>1960569
Tanman did that
and i don't want to sign my art
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>>1960539
>silky
>not rough cotton like everything a farmer would wear
Yes, yes it is weird.
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>>1960569
Thats nice.

>>1960571
Well lets go.
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>>1960576
I think I'm all out of rage
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>>1960573
I see what you did there.
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>>1960576
But that's the good one.
The one that WON'T suck.
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>>1960569
Oh, sorry, I used to sign my stuff, but then I realized it wasn't good enough to be signed, so I stopped.

Anyway, what do MLPG? Super duper bored over here.
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>>1960565
>talk to grandparents
>they immediately turn all discussion into guilt tripping fault finding with every aspect of your life
>resolved never talk to grandparents again
>soften, talk to them again later
>they immediately turn all discussion into guilt tripping fault finding with every aspect of your life including how you never talk to them anymore

Fuck 'em.
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Anyone got a link to Rarity's Generous Plan?
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>>1960573
>knowing a character's name
brony
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well

im going to go to bed whilst im still drunk

at least i can end my night on a happy note
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>>1960571
I cant read it.

>>1960607
>Implying
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>>1960609
play diablo 3
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>>1960606
Why?
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>>1960621
servers down shitlord
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>>1960611
>Not being extremely distant with your parents, but having an awesome relationship with your grandfather who taught you everything you know about being a man
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>>1960607
No, it's DEFINITELY going to be bad.

You ever watch 'Trekkies'?
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>>1960614
>implying that guy wasn't one of us
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>>1960624
Because byrds
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>>1960571
>Because sometimes
This annoys me so much
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>>1960612
>>1960612
http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/218
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>>1960576
>10k donation
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>>1960612
What the fuck is google.
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>>1960616
Sleep on your side, rummy.
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>>1960611
i still say you should at least make contact with them every now and then, hell if you don't like them then find a way to get around that so you can at least talk to them

>>1960626
fuck yea
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>>1960565
What if I played vidya while talking to my grandparents? Two birds with one stone.
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>>1960643
>wanting google to have you search info
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how long ado did leth do hamburger time?
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>>1960618
shoul be fixed now, sorry

>>1960635
i did it because it's a story for TAW
also it's a really easy way to describe stories
which i usually suck at
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This will probably go nowhere because I'm lazy but I just pooped this out of Photoshop as my shapeways shop banner.
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>>1960607
My mistake. Here you go: http://www.indiegogo.com/brony
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>>1960621
I don't own Diablo III

I have literally never played Diablo in my entire life

Doesn't really matter though, seeing as how I wouldn't be able to run it anyway.
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>>1960627
...Yes. I've seen MUCH worse. MLPG tends to make things seem 1000 times worse than they will be.
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>>1960652
well that's good, i guess
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>>1960656
End of last thread.
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>>1960659
It looks amazing
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>>1960643
What the fuck is Homestuck?
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>>1960659
25/10 would fap again
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>>1960672
dat ass
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>>1960662
THAT's the one that will suck.
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>>1960678
>saving a g1 picture
brony
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>>1960659
Wow, its fucking great that you present us with a great picture.
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>>1960659
Touch up the shading, it would probably work better with warmer colours.
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>>1960659
>>1960683
>>1960674

File is having problems uploading.
One sec...
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>>1960656
here:
>>1959584
caps here:
>>1959764
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>>1960626
God grandparents are awesome.
>Diagnosed with dyslexia
>Studies show linking right eye and right hand movements help dyslexia
>Grandfather has an idea
>Grandfather and I smelt metal soldiers from lead
>Helps my dyslexia by teaching me to shoot the soldiers with a BB gun
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>>1960659
Looks great, but you misspelled merchandise.
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Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?
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>>1960686
yea you would know something about dat ass wouldn't you? you'd like to run your tongue up and down her legs while she tries in vain to rhyme, that silky smooth voice breaking and trailing off into moans that are apt to keep any man or stallion hard for days on end
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>>1960710
Fluttershy
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>>1960701
I know what's coming.
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>>1960710
Me.
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>>1960659
2deep4me
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>>1960716
woah
is this what happens when i wear my name?
sorry, i'll go now
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Eh, one more. Similar head angle.
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>>1960707
>actions
brony
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>>1960659
>>1960706
>>1960701
>>1960698
>>1960696
>>1960683
>>1960674
>>1960732

4chan hates me.
Can't upload shit.
Have a link.

http://i48.tinypic.com/18p54y.jpg
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>>1960576
>interview with the poor sap who donates 5k and the one who donates 10k
God damn that's going to be so awkward.
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>>1960737
>he doesn't like it

You're not darf at all! Fucking changelings.
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>>1960737
Awkward.
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>>1960745
4deep6me
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>>1960758
it's not that i don't like it
well i mean it was kind of bland
but i don't want to get yelled at for shitting up the thread
sorry
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When will it be safe for us to discuss pushing the tip of a milk jug into a pony's fat urethra and collecting a gallon of his precum?
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>>1960745
Hmm. Okay, what's a shapeways?
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>>1960771
>worrying about getting yelled at for shitting up THIS thread?

Honey, I could start a full blown ERP right here and noone would bat an eye. Not GOING to, but you get the idea. Chill.
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>>1960774
Is it based on Pipsqueak? It better be based on his tiny peepee.
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>Upload failed
So either images.boards is takinga beating or moot turned off image posting.

Who knows.
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>>1960786

A website where you can upload 3d models to be printed.
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>tfw we will never have a good spammer again
Ika where ever you are we love you ;_;7
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>>1960797
>pipsqueak filling a jug larger than him

I don't even
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So, is anyone working on that Cap of the PinkieQuest, or what?
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>>1960768
1cool2school
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>>1960800
Closing the 4chan x posting box and bringing it up again fixed it for me twice now.
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>>1960809
You haven't seen much in the world, have you?
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>>1960800
Image Test...

Failed
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I don't really feel like drawing tonight, but that might change maybe.

All I've wanted to do as of late is play some games, don't know what's wrong with me. What do?
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>>1960800
I tested this as well. Image failed on me.
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>>1960834
play said games
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>>1960826
No I'm just too busy thinking about how massive his balls would have to be to get the job done to even right now.
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>>1960834
play games?
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>>1960834
I want to play games too but I can't think of anything good to play.
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>>1960846
He's got a pipsqueak body but is fucking hung.

Alright, now I'm just projecting my fetish.
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>>1960847
>Playing games
What disgusting people. I bet they enjoy things too.
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On the site fimfiction when I click the thumbs up it doesn't do anything, do I have to register? I thought it was just to favorite you had to register
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>>1960846
That's why I think Snails is a better target. He could at least be taught a spell that causes his nuts to bloat to obscene proportions, with cum production to match.
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>Diablo 3 down until 11:45 pst
http://us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/5149175175
>Pictures not working on 4chan
>/b/ level Spam
What a shitty night

;_;
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>>1960847
Run while you can Nasse.
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>>1960891
>yfw Americans clap when their servers go online
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Now I'm no fag or nothin', but this is the best goddamn book I've ever read.
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>>1960873
What do you think we do here, anon? We aim to please all parties.

Nothing wrong with wanting to see Pip with an enormous package. Nothing wrong with wanting to milk it for ponycum ice cream. Nothing wrong with wanting to take it in any hole it'll fit and work it till it explodes inside you.
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>>1960896
I have nowhere to run.
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>>1960885
Snails is the big dick.
Snips is the small firehose.
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Alright, since images are broken, Diablo is down, and everything seems to be breaking, who'd be up for a game stream? I got my SNES right here, with Megaman X in it.

Yeah, I know, not pony, which is why I spoiler'd it, but I figured I'd throw the offer out there anyway.

Who'd be up for it?
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>>1960843
>>1960849
All I need to say.
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>>1960906
It's a little slow towards the middle.
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>>1960883
naw, registering is required for voting
i appreciate the thought though
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>>1960918
Why are you awake this soon
It's not even nine in the morning
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>>1960910
if cosmo took my request we might have semen fetish zecora coming soon
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>>1960922
stream
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>>1960922
Go for it man
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>>1960918
Well then~
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>>1960906
plz go furry
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>>1960916
unf
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>>1960928
My little brother is sick and I need to look after him.
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>>1960910

>Zecora pours aphrodisiacs into your ass
>your prostate feels like it's going to explode
>oh god it's leaking pre everywhere
>she continues to edge you with her hooves while eating your pucker
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>>1960925

But that fucking ending, man
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>>1960951
Draw him a pone.
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>>1960951
How cute
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>>1960941
No, he stays

This place is now /fur/
>>
Alright, here's the link.

Let me get everything set up first, then we should be good.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/tanman-s-game-place

Also, the name is just a joke, take it with a salt piece or something. And I guess the rule goes: "If I have it, I'll play it"
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>>1960957
Oh man...
Stop...
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>>1960980
>stop

hah
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>>1960957
No reaction at all.

YOU GET NOTHING. 0/10 DO NOT PASS GO.
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>>1960906
I thought it was pretty meh.
The Volle series was much better.
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>>1960926
Well I can't register if I don't write, how come they don't allow outside input? They think someone will keep thumbing eh?
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>>1960951
Draw him a picture of Fluttershy as a doctor
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>>1961001
pretty much, knighty likes to have the votes tracked and stuff, and avoid rating bombs and stuff
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>>1961001
>can't register if I don't write
*bzzzzt*
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>>1960980

>she puts a large bowl between your legs to catch every bit of pre as you hold yourself up on all fours
>she periodically takes breaks from eating you to tug and suck your nuts
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>>1960989
I mean, keep going if you want to.
I just wanted you to pause so I can get more comfortable clothing.
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>>1961014
well it would be dishonorable
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>>1961041
So nearly ded.
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>>1961022
aw man the nuts
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>>1961000

Haven't read it, what's it about? I keep meaning to read Out of Position, but I never get around to it.
>>
sooo ded
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>>1961068
we ded, huh?

*ziiiiip*
>>
ded show
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>>1961068
No one cannot upload images.
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>>1961068
no one cares anymore, we all went back to our main boards
/mu/ and /co/ await me, goodnight, Anon
>>
ded thread
>>
>oh god almost there
>the zebra flicks your rectum with her tongue while stroking the underside of your cock, coaxing you to spunk into the bowl for her
>you shoot powerful ropes of viscous human seed into the receptacle for almost a minute
>spent, you plop face first onto her bed and twitch as she happily retrieves her prize.
>>
I've never felt dirty getting out of the shower before tonight.
>>
I GUESS I could write that Rarity and Applejack fanfiction!
I GUESS!
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>>1961068
Patience. Once the coast is clear we can go back to talking about pipsqueak and snails moaning softly as we gently milk gallons of ponysperm from their magically-bloated, musky balls
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>>1961096
Ok.
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>>1961096
I'm so bored right now that I'm writing whatever stupid bullshit appears in my head. All I can say is that it involves Dash confronting Rarity about hiding something.
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>>1961096
go on
>>
what are you listening to?
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>>1961111
She was hiding the real Rainbow Dash all along
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>>1961126
An oscillating fan. I should probably get some music on.

Give me suggestions.
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>>1961129
The Harry Potter Soundtrack
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>>1961126
MF Doom at the moment, I discovered him not too long ago and I'm trying to get into his stuff. I like it so far.
>>1961129
My post is related.
>>
I'd watch Tan's stream but I can't afford the data it would use right now

>>1961090
happy Zecora is best Zecora
>>
would you drink an herbal semen enhancement potion and then cover zecora's entire body in a giant spray of your cum
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>>1961151
No, I find any variation of semen disgusting
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>>1961151
Hmmm... Yes
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>>1961158
really?
that's pretty gay man
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>>1961151
Where do you furries come from?
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>>1961151
Only if she grew a dick and returned the favor
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>BCS was hanging out in mlpg earlier
>she seemed pretty cool
>oh she is streaming right now i will check it out
>its child loli fury porn

oh
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>>1961151

>drink semen potion
>railing her missionary
>pull out and mash her zebra teats around your dick and blow your load all over her

Unless of course you're into impregnation, which it seems a couple posters are.
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>>1961173
>not liking child loli furry porn
fag
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>>1961151
You need to ask harder questions, anon.

Yes, I would soak that zebra in cum. I would lay down and have her sit on me then let it fly into the air so that it rained down on both of us. I would paint every surface of her hut until everything was white and drippy.
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>>1961169
Nowhere. we simply lose our shame overtime. Wall come down, boundaries dissolve.
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>>1961177
unf unf unf unf unf
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>>1961151
only if she really really wanted it
>>1961177
oh man yes
>>
Nyx confirmed for s03:

https://twitter.com/#!/BaloneyBrony/statuses/202137566659620865
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would you let a filly sweetie sandwich your cock between her buttcheeks and grind up and down until you came all over her back
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>>1961184
Well, can you take it to FiMchan? That place is far more open to you guys.
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>>1961197
Who is that?
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>>1961126
>not this always
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBISfv-6hfo&list=PL19ABA59CF591D7AC&feature=plpp_play_all
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>>1961198
I'm not really into fillies.
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>>1961198
No, but I'd give her a pat on the head and tuck her into bed
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>>1961200
FiMchan = /co/MLPG.
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>>1961198
God yes.
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>>1961203
One of the top guy, works with Jaysson
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>>1961135
You know, I'm listening to some of his stuff. I'm not really feeling it, sad to say.
>>
anyone have a way I can turn flash animations into gifs WITHOUT flash? I know that sounds silly but I can't find a program anywhere.
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>>1961204
>mfw someone is playing my playlist
>mfw I have no face because 4chan doesn't let me have a face
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>>1961225
why not spend the 5minutes and download flash?
>>
We ded? Or is everyone rubbing one out to zecora?
>>
whats with the 2 guys from /b/ in here spamming?
>>
>>1961240
Hibernation until /b/oredom sets in
>>
So I'm curious. You always go on about well-stretched pony urethrae. Why exactly do you like it so much? How do they get that way?
>>
>>1961204
I can't remember, but wasn't the first thread simulator responsible for those disabled comments?
Because it would be funny as fuck.
>>
I love ponies. And anally tonguing niglets.
>>
http://www.indiegogo.com/brony
>$15,370USD
>for an autistic commercial
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/257527888/bronycon-the-documentary
>$44,152USD
>for a documentary about shit no-one outside of the fandom will give a shit about

>~$60,000USD

Do you want to know what $60,000USD can buy?
23 Water Wells in Malawi
Each well can service up to about 150 people
That's clean water for 3450 people.

OR you could buy the equilalent of $720,000 worth of medical supplies to deliver to Africa

OR $300,000 worth of food

OR maybe you want to help the environment
you could buy 60,000 trees

OR maybe you want to educate kids
You could build 3 whole schools


OR WE COULD HAVE A FUCKING SHIT DOCUMENTARY AND AN AUTISTIC AD
>>
Well, still getting upload errors from 4chan, so I'm just gonna drop this here...
PinkieQuest ending, capped for convenience.
http://i.imgur.com/Z33y8.jpg
>>
Why are we such sandrakers tonight?
>>
>>1961276
Well, /b/ is here, posting images is fucked up, and I'm horny.
>>
>>1961276
Tuesday night
Diablo 3 just launched yesterday
Probably people playing hats
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>>1961197
i wish i didn't read that
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>>1961239
my computer is ultra shit tier. feelsbadman
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>>1961296
Um... What are you using to make .gifs otherwise? I mean if your comp can't handle flash...

What the fuck are you running on?
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>tfw the thread is so bad even your fat pony urethra buddy left

tonight sucks
>>
so how was everyone's day
>>
I blame all of you.
I just masturbated with a fucking banana peel while looking at an image of Celestia's ass.
It was one of the best orgasms I've had recently.
MLPG, what have you done to me?
>>
>>1961258
The second question is easy. You stretch them gradually through sounding.

The first is more complex. It's certainly not projection - I've been cathetered and it was the exact opposite of Fun Times. Nor is it pain, since I want everyone in whatever fap material I peruse to be having a good time.

I suppose it's some mixture of orgasm denial and cum fetish. The urethra play is overly pleasurable to the pony in question, so he cums gallons. And he's cumming gallons because he's having one of the more intense orgasms of his life. Churning the cum into ice cream and serving it to him turns him on, so it turns me on too.

Then there's the fact that the few people that do like it (along with all the other weird-ass fetishes I attempt to greentext) either tell me outright that they're getting boners or they play along and we pass the story back and forth.


Anything else you'd like to know?
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>>1961315
It was wonderful!
>>
So, do you think the janitors are even going to bother trying to clean this up, or are they just going to let it sit until everything falls off of page 15?
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>>1961319

I do this at least every day, man. For once 4chan didn't tell me something that would cause my dick to rot off.

Also Celestia's ass is my waifu.
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>>1961173
Don't be fucking hating on BCS you filthy cunt.
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>>1961319
Just helping a friend in need.
You deserved it, you know.
Such loyalty to your princess should always be rewarded.
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>>1961319
I found some bananas that are an acceptable size yesterday It's winter here so most are small
Should I peel it completely or try and keep the skin intact
>>
>>1961313
Still here obviously, just waiting like the rest of you until it's safe.

Besides, I've got experiments to run in Minecraft to keep me busy.
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>>1961301
I'm not making gifs.
I'm making frames with sai and putting them in pencil animator to make a flash. but it can only save as flash which is really annoying. adobe flash just eats everything and crashes before it's even loaded. so there's no way.
256MB ram, make your jokes.
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>>1960410
You're welcome?
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>>1961334

>Janitors
>Doing their jobs

Tell another one, please.
>>
I can do some sketches, any requests?
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>>1961334
I just got here, what's been happening?
>>
>tfw you bought diablo 3, installed it, and didn't even manage to play it
why this
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>>1961358
Pinkie Pie and Rarity being cute and maybe kissing a little
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>>1961315
my wifi keeps dropping the web and going to local only and I don't know why and it is pissing me off
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>>1961362
You ask for this faggot.

>>1961358
Draw Fluttershy!
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>>1961344
>>1961319
>there is a banana peel to the right of me right now

I guess it's time to fap.
>Error: Upload failed.
>>
What pony should my pillow be tonight?
>>
>>1961345
>>1961324
Wait, did I miss some urethra play
Can someone link me to it?
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>>1961358
Megamare X!
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>>1961369
But I didn't! I wanted to play it but hats
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>>1961361
My filter is not working.
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>>1961344
Keep the skin intact. Look into.. I think three threads ago for tips on how to keep it together.
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>>1961373
I don't think so. I was going to write some in this thread, but then /b/ showed up and I decided to hold back.
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>>1961339
>>1961335
I just couldn't help it. Sun ass is best ass. Praise the sun and such.
>>1961344
Try to keep the peel intact. Cut a small piece off then split the larger piece in half and tape if you need to.
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>>1961358
Draw Rarity sitting on a throne with the rest of the main cast at her feet licking her hooves like dirty earth pony whores.
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>>1961385
Oh cool. Now I really can't wait for these faggots to leave
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>>1961392
Now im sad because noone write that fic of Dom Rarity on sub AJ the last summer.
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>>1961324
That pretty much covered it. But can I say something?

Having a catheter put in and sounding are two very, VERY different things. For one, they aren't going to be as gentle with it as they should be, and it goes all the way up past several sphincters, which is going to be exceptionally uncomfortable, even painful, especially when you don't have any sort of training down there.

Sounding is actually a very stimulating experience, if you're willing to try it. I'm into sounding, and I've had a catheter put in for medical reasons before, and shit was awful. A hard, smooth metal rod is so much better than medical tubing. I can give you some advice if you'd like to start.


Yes, I'm the guy who convinced that other anon to stick knitting needles in his dick. The tips are well rounded, chill out.
>>
>>1961392
>implying earth ponies don't have the hottest, most depraved sex and want to do it five times a day or until you can't stand up anymore
>>
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>
>>1961399
You kill him! He never finish that fic.
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>>1961402
False
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>>1961402
OH YEAH WILL FUCK YOU
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>>1961402
>derpyass.png
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>>1961400
>tfw earth ponies are like dorfs, but instead of 'needs alcohol to get through the working day', their profiles read 'needs to be fucked until she can't think straight'
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>>1961409
exactly!
i think i'm a fan of vinyl's butt more now
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>>1961399
Your guilt was absolved the moment Darf wrote that fic.
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>>1961399
Thanks for the offer, but having experimented a little before my catheterization experience I think it's a little too intense for me. I'll stick to writing unrealistic greentext about it for the time being.
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>>1961413
yesssss
this is my headcanon
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>>1961413
My three faves are an earth pone, a unicorn, and a pegasus.
But the earth pone is mai waifu.
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>>1961404
Yeah that was a chronic case of the lazies on his part. He actually identified himself a week or two later, and had already ordered a few proper sounding kits. Made me proud. Still, in all likelyhood that story wouldn't have gotten off the ground even if he'd stated that night, and darf wrote almost exactly what he was going to anyway, so no big loss.
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>>1961425
Good night.
>>
I'd try sounding, but every time I see the dick of someone that regularly sounds, the urethra is wide open 24/7.

It looks gross.
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>>1961420
You probably weren't doing it right. When I first got into it, I was using something too small, too rough, and not aiming it right. Your urethra runs along the bottom of your penis, so you need to sort of aim it down a little bit on entrance, and make sure to use proper lubrication.

I can make this happen, anon. You just have to trust me.
>>
>>1961428
looking back on it, i'm kind of bummed how bad the reception to that fic was. it did something i've realized there's very little of in pony stuff, which is a gradual build up to the actual sex, and multiple encounters of different varities. most pony fapfiction is one and done, and i feel it loses a lot of the glimmer of proper erotic fiction that way

i guess i should have picked a more popular subject for the fetish
>>
so I have to ask, what is it about the idea of sticking things in your dick that you find arousing?
This is a fetish I can't get behind, and I'm legit confused by it.
>>
>Access MLPG through the hyper-index.
>Ready for a night of pone.
>Nothing but spam & sounding.
Should I stick around and wait?
>>
>>1961434
You don't have to get a meatectomy to sound yourself. I'd like to be able to take a 12cm diameter rod, but I'm not going to maim myself to do it. I'm happy with what I can do, and my cock is just fine.
>>
its times like this that make me realize i am too old for this site now. its not their fault though back then i would have found this funny also.
>>
almost done with the first of five stories. probably finish it tomorrow.
>>
>>1961371
Big Mac.
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>>1961442
Give it 20 minutes or so. Or try starting your own topic.
Image uploading might still be borked, though.
>>
>>1961449
About what?
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>>1961449
What's it about?
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>>1961438
Well, from my perspective, it was perfect.
I'd love to see more fapfics set up this way, even without this fetish.
>>
>>1961442

The spam can be easily filtered. See >>1961447
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>>1961371
Mayor
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>>1961425
May your every step be plagued by legos
>>
>>1961448

If by "too old for this site" you mean "too old for /b/", welcome to everyone that doesn't go on /b/.

/b/ != everyone else
>>
>>1961438
I guess. I do a lot of niche-interest pony art myself, and am regularly disappointed when it doesn't receive as much attention as some of the bland, run-of-the-mill cute and/or shipping art I've done.

But I always like working on those, and to me, that's what counts.

For what it's worth, I really liked that story.
>>
Does anyone have any pictures of ponies being pixelated, or graphically distorted at all - or are images still broken?
>>
>>1961197
>>1961203
>>1961292
cannot upload a shit:
http://www.ponibooru.org/post/view/187122

http://i.imgur.com/05tRc.png
http://i.imgur.com/05tRc.png
http://i.imgur.com/05tRc.png
http://i.imgur.com/05tRc.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/05tRc.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/05tRc.pnghttp://i.imgur.c
om/05tRc.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/05tRc.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/05tRc.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/05tRc.pnghttp
://i.imgur.com/05tRc.png
>>
Is it just me, or is 4chan X no longer able to post pictures?
>>
Would you accept a hoofjob from a slightly klutzy mare?
>>
>>1961481
Is not working anon.
>>
>>1961425
One day you will look back and realize how fucking retarded you were.
>>
>>1961469
At first I wondered when pip was a fanfiction hero and then I realised they were talking about fallout equestria
>>
>>1961483
yeah, but i'd rather rail that bubble butt like there was no tomrrow
>>
>>1961477
>>1961473
I hope fire ants make a nest in your asshole
>>
>>1961469
why.tga
>>
>>1961440
The idea? Being penetrated somewhere out of the ordinary. Not hard to figure out. If you know what you're doing, it doesn't hurt at all like you might expect, and while it's not something that you can do by itself to climax (not enough nerves in there) it can certainly enhance an experience.
>>
>>1961452
>>1961454
I assume the friendoff
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>>1961454
>>1961452

this one is Rarity and Dash playing poker with anon, leads to Dash-dominance. i'm blatantly ripping off a Penthouse Letters i read a few years ago with this, but it's working so far.

everyone is getting a story. i've got basic plot chains all done up. well, everyone except for Fluttershy, because i can't write submissive chicks for shit.
>>
>>1960703
I know. My grandpa got me into computer games. I used to go over to his house as a kid just so I could watch him play Star Craft and other RTSs.
>>
>>1961481
its 4chan
>>
>>1961497
Well some people like domshy.
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>>1961497
>not being able to write submissive
i don't understand how that's hard
i'm looking forward to this story now
>>
Is there a story about pip being forced to cross-dress? I want to read that.
>>
>>1961506
Shit, me too. Anyone got something?
>>
Would you?
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/186526?search=pinkie_pie
>>
>>1961506
>>1961508
only one i know of is that caramel one (which is excellent). shota doesn't get a lot of attention in this fandom
that sounds like an excellent idea though
>>
Alright this story is pretty stupid and isn't really going anywhere. Give me something for Rarity to hide.
>>
>>1961505

it's hard because i don't like submissive girls.
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>>1961504
those people are shit
>>
>>1961514
Her penis.
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>>1961515
what's not to like?
>>
>>1961514
Her love for Applejack or dunno something stupid like meat.
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>>1961514
In Applejack's asshole.
>>
>>1961514
Her personal massager.
>>
>playing TF2
>miss a Zecora discussion

Ah well. At least people are starting to like Zecora now.
>>
>>1961518

This. Dear god do I have a thing for girls trying to hide their dicks.
>>
>>1961513
I know that one. It's spectacular.

But I could really go for some Pip in a frilly dress right now. Maybe some nice long stockings and lacy, silky panties that would cradle his balls and constantly tease his cock so he'd walk around erect, hanging out of the uderwear with only the dress to hide it.
>>
>>1961525
OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA WHITE PONIES AT
>>
>>1961506
Nanaki is working on one after he finishes writing his fic about his fursona after he find himself in a female only anthro tribe of wolf furries (I am being 100% serious)
>>
>>1961523
That guy form the spa? Thats not a secret.
>>
>>1961518
Seconding.

She could be using a spell to hide her unladylike massive horsecock and pendulous ponynuts
>>
>>1961525

One day... one day we'll have Gilda discussion.

And I will be the lead greentexter.
>>
>>1961525
Applejack's my waifu.
But Zecora is my secret Mistress.
>>
>>1961514
Her weight. Rarity has been getting pudgy and that's a big no-no in the fashion industry.

>pudgy Rarity
>extra marshmallow
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>>1961535
>pendulous ponynuts
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>>1961520
Gonna have to go with the meat, sounds good.
>>
>>1961533
Yeah he's supposed to have been working on that for a month and a half now. I'm getting a little miffed at him for reasons other than the usual.
>>
>>1961541
When I say meat I mean she eat meat.
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>>1961530
that was the original idea a while ago, i think this post was related (oh wait i can't post it 4chanx is broken)? this is a little different though
i see the appeal, but that's stepping on the toes of that spike idea
which gay shota is better?
>>
>>1961535
Write a story about Rarity getting drunk and agreeing to a game of Twister with the rest of the mane six. Her invisible junk keeps hitting everyone and none of them can figure out what is going on.
>>
>>1961537

illicit slave mistress, more like.
>>
>>1961540
I like that for both alliterative and unbelievably hot reasons.
>>
>>1961544
>Nanaki
>Finishing anything ever
I wish I could post a reaction image to laugh at you with
>>
>>1961537

>my secret mistress

Your mistress that abuses you sexually for your human seed?
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>>1961545
Exactly. I got what you're saying.
>>
>>1961546
For me? Spike in a maid dress servicing all the ponyville stallions.
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>>1961552
I know, I know, but I like to think he'll come around somehow.

Yes, you can laugh at that too. I know I'm pathetic and desperate.
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>>1961555
why does he have to be a slut though? i kind of want him under the tutelage of just one stallion, showing him how to understand his own body and all the urges coursing through his mind along with his newfound teenage arousal
>>
>>1961553
Oh yeah, baby.
>>
>>1961537
>>1961548
>>1961553
>having a mistress
>not having a partner in crime that helps you dose kidnapped travelers with experimental potions

I SHIGGY DIGGY
>>
>>1961557

he won't. history has told us this many times.
>>
Was I being too forward? I'm sorry.

I won't try to coerce you into anything you don't want to do, I promise.
>>
>>1961560
>why does he have to be a slut though?
Because I like that idea or Rarity is whoring him.
>>
green and purple pegasus pony is too fucking cool for a name or any fanon or anything, it's not like I care...
>>
>Images are broken
>Ross can't post anything
>>
>>1961563
>not wanting to be one of those travelers experimented upon

Really, now, what kind of deviant are you?
>>
>>1961573
>Images are broken
This horse is going to live forever.
>>
>>1961561
Does she use it as an ingredient in her various potions and brews?

Does she ever feed you a strange mixture and then tie you up over her largest cauldron as you spurt gallon after gallon into it? Does she 'accidentally' overdose you on the mixture so that you overflow the cauldron, spilling your molasses-thick cum all over her floor?
>>
>>1961573
I like this.
I like it a lot.
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>>1961569
why did this provoke an immediate 'unf'? i mean, aside the fact that everything does

>>1961570
but we already have that story! caramel can be the rarity trained slut, i want my earnest young spike to maintain some of his dignity
>>
>>1961569

>after a couple weeks Zecora comes out an apologizes for her behavior
>she now politely asks you if she can drive your dick to insanity and milk you
>>
>>1961483
heh yeah, it would be funny
>>
>>1961584
I dont like that Caramel fick to be honest but hey is not like im going to write this spike fic.
>>
>>1961578
how horrifying
>>
>bump limit's gonna be his soon
>no image posting
>horse will eventually be recessed to page 15
>tfw there will be no horse
>>
>>1961560
That's like almost exactly what I want.
'cept I kinda want him and the stallion to both be discovering new things about their changing bodies.
Like... maybe he's a schoolcolt that Spike started crushing on or something and eventually asked out.
>>
This day has been just perfect.
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>>1961592
>don't like that caramel fic
what is wrong with you bro
no one's going to write that spike fic, it makes me sad
>>
>>1961599

What makes you say that?
>>
>>1961580
Human pre has very interesting alchemical properties. Human cum, on the other hand, is even more important to her. She bathes in it.
>>
>>1961604

Think he's trying to get us to sing.
>>
>>1961563

we got Trixie for that shit, bro.

>>1961570

i thought Rarity was whoring out Snails, though.

doesn't matter, i guess. she'd be more than willing to help another girl break into the business.

>to get a leg up in this world, girls, you must put both of your legs up
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>>1961596
Oh God. Everyone stop posting.
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>>1961603
Icant feel with bg ponies for some reason.
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>>1961585
Someone build this into a rhyme.
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>>1961604

Because I didn't spend the majority of it here.
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>>1961584
Because you get off on things that are out of the ordinary, and at this point you're so far out that something normal like having someone ask your permission first is kinky.

That said, it was a serious post, and I do feel bad about pushing as hard as I may have.

If you're still around you know who you are I really do apologize if I made you uncomfortable.
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>>1961615

Write about Celestia's glorious ass to make up for it
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>>1961606
>you will never catch Zecora sighing with pleasure as she sits in a tub full of your semen, gently rubbing it into her skin
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>>1961611
His personality is undeveloped enough that you can sort of self-insert into that fic. I thought that was the point of it.
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>>1961610
Has there EVER been a time since the creation of the archive that we didn't have a horse? I think that this series of threads has been the longest running 24/7 in all of 4chan's existence.
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>>1961621
unf
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>>1961621

>she has a bucket on a string that she pulls to pour the thick semen on her
>she hums a cute little tune as is glazes her face
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>>1961621
double unf
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>>1961618
Bit of an empty gesture if I'm writing for some random poster, don't you think?
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>>1961618

JJ, shouldn't you be busy writing Cherry Bomb?
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>>1961622
Dunno I just cant.
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>>1961638
Pity.
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>>1961636

I'd appreciate it
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So I guess images are busted.

In celebration of this I'll be taking an art request.
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>>1961642
Yeah, I know, a lot of people would, but still.

Plus, I don't know what you like, which would make it difficult to hit the right buttons.
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>>1961632
>she refills the bucket and begins to drink from it
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>>1961644
Draw the thieves queen Rarity.
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>>1961644
Pinkie Pie and Rarity doing something cute and maybe kissing a little
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So I was rewatching Cutie Pox and was taking screenshots to make a humorous story, but I forgot to set a screenshots folder in MPC so I wound up saving nothing. I feel like I wasted a half hour now.

And now I can't even upload images anyway, so I couldn't post them if I had managed to save them.
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>>1961632
>after wiping it out of her eyes she spies you peeping in on her
>she licks the cum off of her lips and asks if you'd like to join her
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>>1961647

I love to think of it as big, warm, and bouncy. Also I'm totally into rimming.
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>>1961650
You mean just Rarity as a queen of thieves or is there a reference I'm not getting.

>>1961652
I will combine these requests minus the kissing
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>>1961655
Are you the same anon that didn't mind if she had horrible night toots?
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>>1961650
thieves queen rarity?

My thief boner AND my waifu boner are tingling
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>>1961657
As a queen of thieves.
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>>1961655
So you're like that fellow from earlier who'd like to nestle your face between her ample cheeks and go to town on her pucker?
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>>1961658

I am.

>Especially then.
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>>1961653
Describe them to us, anon
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>>1961663
Gotcha.
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Still no images?
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>>1961657
Man what if you draw Rarity as a queen of thieves and the other 5 ponies are her thieves.
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>>1961664

Yep, the very one.
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>wake up
>see this http://images.4chan.org/co/src/1337148270468.jpg
what do?
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>>1961678
Come buckets
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>>1961678
Immediately start farting
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>>1961677
Well I know that feel anon.
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>>1961678

>Implying I'm a villain

Call all of them faggots except for Captain America and get his autograph and a picture with him.
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>>1961678
You're not ponies.
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>>1961674
I don't wanna be up all night so I'll just do Rarity and Pinkie.

They have the best dynamic
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>>1961674
>waifu
>monarchy
>thievery
I can't express how many of my buttons such a picture would press.
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>>1961688
maybe in the next season if they interact
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>>1961654
>you strip down and slowly lower yourself into the cauldron full of spooge that has been kept warm by her body heat
>all the spilled potion that the bath as absorbed causes your skin to tingle as you rub the white good into her back
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>>1961677
>accompany Celestia all day
>every so often she stands a little ahead of you so you can hear her belly gurgle ominously
>you know she's saving it all up for you tonight
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>>1961678

LENS FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE

then i mock Clint and Steve for kicking less ass than a chick half their size with no superpowers or equipment and no soldier training.

then i go to prison, i guess. or Asgard Jail, if i'm Loki.
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>>1961684

I just... I just love her ass so much, you know? Every day that I can't spank, rub, and run my tongue over every inch is like a punch in the gut.
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>>1961704
Please cover your mouth when you sneeze, little bits of shitty greentext are getting all over the general.
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>Half asleep
>Want to write a pip crossdressing story
>Probably wouldn't come out good
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>>1961711
Would you be the royal butt master?
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>>1961657
But the kissing is the most important part!
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>>1961727
Read this >>1961657
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>>1961720

I'd much rather be the royal butt slave, but yes.
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>>1961727
Sorry, soldier.
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>>1961732
Well is the same thing but your title is better.
You spend almost every day cleaning her butt hole with your tongue
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>>1961712
if you don't like it
you could
you know
leave
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Would you hang out with a pony?

Which?
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Did anyone else 4chan x just update
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>>1961737

>Almost every day

A little disappointing, but good enough.
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http://jumbofiles.com/zikw2l7qk6rw
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>>1961743
Applejack and Rarity.
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>>1961743

Celestia
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>>1961743

any of them. except for Fluttershy, of course. the hate knows no bounds.
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>>1961712
>you scrub your fingers through her coat to make sure the cum gets rubbed into her skin
>she sighs as your hands slowly move up her back and towards her mane
>once you reach her neck she repositions herself; the small cauldron forcing her to sit in your lap
>the tingling is getting worse
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>>1961740
Or people could stop shitposting.

>>1961743
Trixie. It seems like she'd be easy to have a conversation with without having to say much.
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>>1961748
Some times she is too busy with her royal duties.
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>>1961743
I'd smoke a joint with Fluttershy
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>>1961737
>you will never knead her fat cheeks as you lap away at her pucker, hearing her pant as she strains to contain herself
>you will never wiggle your tongue around in the center of her clenched anus, feeling her resistance begin to break down
>you will never give her ass a light slap, breaking her concentration and causing her anus to sputter out a noisy fart before she clenches back up again
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>>1961762
Oh, policeanon! It's harder to recognize you without your usual images.
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>>1961754
wut
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IMAGES BACK UP
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>>1961677
>>1961667

Ah. Well that simplifies matters, I suppose. Quite a bit, in fact. Knowing that you'd do just about anything back there opens up a world of possibilities.

For example, it could start slow, with you massaging her ample flanks, running circles around her cutie marks with your fingers while you press into her tense muscles with your thumbs. From there, you could work your way back, rubbing her butt, making sure she's completely relaxed, before stealing a little lick, hoping she doesn't react poorly. Imagine your surprise when she sighs in pleasure; your elation that she not only tolerates your advances, but likes it. You could grip a flank in each hand and slowly spread her apart, revealing her most private of holes, just inches from your face.

Do you think you'd be able to stop yourself?
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>>1961761
>want to post ponies, your one confirmed weakness
>4chan won't let me post images
I'm about to have a fucking heartattack over here.
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>>1961768
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>>1961780
Testing with pink pone
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>>1961780
You lie.
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>>1961780
BULLSHIT
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>>1961780
Finally!
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>>1961780
aww yeah
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>>1961780
Thank god, the cute was starting to back up.
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Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?
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>>1961797
Celestia.
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>>1961777
http://askr34rainbowdash.tumblr.com/
>sex doll dash
>"How long are those pony toys going to be for sale for?"
>"I don’t really have a time line, but I’m thinking for 6 months as I have a baby on the way then…I’ll be focusing too much time recruiting my offspring to bronyism to make plushies after that. c:"

She's a mother who's making pony sex dolls for random people over the internet.
why
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WOOO
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Images are back?
I need pictures.
Pictures of ponies.
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>>1961797
WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD
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Aww, and I was just getting started.

Oh well, back to standard operation procedure.
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Oh boy.
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>>1961797
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>>1961797
Look at the post above yours.
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>>1961784

At that point, I doubt Celestia herself could stop me. Y'know, if she wanted to.
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>500+ posts
>under 50 images
QUICK, WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO BEFORE MOOT STARTS FUCKING THE SERVERS AGAIN
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Would you boop the nose of a pony
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>>1961801
Ah balls, didn't mean to quote.
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>>1961797
Which pony enjoys getting a tube down his urethra as his nuts are firmly massaged, glue-thick ponycum flowing through the tube into one of several large storage containers?
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Yay!
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>>1961803
More Celestia
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Man, look at all you motherfuckers coming out of the woodworks.

Were you just sitting there watching, waiting for something to happen?

Perverts.
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>>1961805
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
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>>1961815
That is considered rape good sir, so no.
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YAY
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>>1961807

Y-you're not the dude that was writing the Celestia feels, right?

I need my fix, man.
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>>1961815
Do ponies shit in the woods?
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>>1961818
>>1961790
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>>1961818
Luna.
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What if pony was anime
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>>1961818
Hiding shit under a spoiler doesn't magically make it not shit. Just use an IM service or some shit.
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>>1961818
How does this even fucking work. It sounds like a machine or something.
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>>1961826
But if the thread is full of shitposting anyway, might as well make some of it ironic.
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>>1961831
Well, one of two, apparently, and it wasn't so much a feel as it was an attempt to get you to cum.
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UNF
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>>1961846
>>>/mlp/
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>>1961840
It already is basically anime.
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>>1961818
Me.
I wish I were a pony so I could be your supply stallion.
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>>1961851

Well it got me to boner up.

Don't stop now.
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>>1961855
>>>/f/
>>>/u/
>>>/ck/

>>>/o/
>>>/f/
>>>/f/
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>>1961822
Twilit Sparkel
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>524 posts and 26 images replies omitted

Holy shit guys, where's all the images?

Also, I'm planning to draw something. Something I'm surprised to realize because it should've come to me much sooner. Ready? Check it.

Main six in a volley ball team!
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>>1961850
Why not post ponies instead? Then the average post quality goes up.
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POSTING WHAT I ORIGINALLY INTENDED TO POST A FUCKING HOUR AGO BUT COULDN'T
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>>1961853
I would that bikini griffon
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>>1961853
Does wanting to a bikini-wearing Gilda make me a furry?
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>>1961832
Only the bears.
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>>1961870
Pff, ponies are old and busted.
Fanboying the fandom is the new hotness.
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>>1961869
Is it time..?
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>>1961851
>and it wasn't so much a feel as it was an attempt to get you to cum.

They even ADMIT to being here only to circlejerk in the most literal sense of the term. There's no way this is defensible by anyone.
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>>1961879
Is Ursa Major/Minor scat a powerful magical reagent?
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This thread has a lo of pony to catch up on.
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>>1961887
Yes but only for high tier mages like Starswirl.
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>get back home
>bring up the archive
>600+ posts and 60 something images

What the fuck? Did a bunch of spam get deleted or something?
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>>1961885
Uh...

Duh? I just don't give a fuck what you think, smokey.
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>>1961883
>fans of the fandom
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haha time for images
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>>1961889
Too bad I'm not posting ponies.
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>>1961898
Well if you are here during the hiatus is because you are a fan of the fandom.
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>>1961895
/b/ raid, then images were down for about half an hour.
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>>1961895
Imageposting was down for a while.
Don't know why, had a bit of global spam that might have caused it.
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>>1961898
>fans of the fandom
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>>1961848
Not really. His cum just flows down the tube and into storage containers for later use. It could be used as an ingredient, the liquid in a bath, lube, a drink, an aphrodisiac used to spike the town's well, etc.
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>>1961859
Would you let me slip an aneros into your ass as I casually fondled your heavy nuts and stroked your spasming shaft on the couch? Would you be my good little pony?
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>>1961895
Shut up! Post ponies.
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>>1961897
So you only come here to shitpost, huh?

And people say I ruin threads. You are a blight.
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:3
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>>1961898
>fans of the general
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>>1961885
You remind me of Roasted bread, Trixieanon
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>>1961923
They want the dick.
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>>1961922

Trixie anon please go. You're worse than Rover anon or Celestia ass anon.
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>>1961923
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>>1961907
>implying it's impossible to talk about the show during a hiatus

You have to stop using that as an excuse to be a bad poster. It's not hard, just post pony or don't post at all.
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>>1961862
it'd be terribly inappropriate at this point. Images are back, /b/ is gone, thread's healing.

I probably shouldn't talk about how you'd continute. Can you imagine how many people would be upset if I launched into a detailed description of you running your tongue over her pucker, or worse yet, how she'd squeal as you pushed it inside? Trust me, I'd love to talk about how she'd fidget and squirm under your ministrations, how you'd eventually let go of her cheeks to let them press against the sides of your face while you lapped around inside her anus, but it's just not appropriate. God forbid the rest of the general has to read about her sudden cessation of movement as she tries to contain herself, or how she'd finally let out a long, quiet fart, hot winds blowing across your face.
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>>1961916
Don't forget churning it into ice cream and sharing it with the stallion who provided the main ingredient.

That's vital.
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Do we have an avatarfag?

Really?

Scoots anon is already too much.
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>>1961932

It's not my fault he's so perfect!
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>>1961919
Would you let human Lyra milk your heavy, swollen ponynuts?
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>>1961936
Man I want to mindbreak that blue ass so hard.
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>>1961936
They made a whole fucking board for this. Leave us be.
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>>1961932
report ignore post pone, comrade
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>>1961926
There may be a reason for that.
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>>1961922
Nah, I come here to do other things. This is just something else that's fun to do. Kinda like what you're doing.

You're just as bad as me, and the fact that you think otherwise is hilarious.
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>>1961923
Scootaloo is the least interesting CMC. She's not even cute.
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>>1961916

they have them on rotation.

it is the solemn duty of every stallion who isn't A) serving the State or B) serving the Princess (sexually) to stud for the whole town.

Celestia's reasons for having each town's water supply spiked with horse semen are as of yet unknown, and it may be assumed that she does not have one.
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>>1961932
>Celestia ass anon
>bad

Faggot.
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>>1961942
Only if she'd let me suckle on her human breasts
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>>1961942

>swollen

this ruins everything for me
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>>1961940
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These images should be looking familiar.
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>>1961939
do you even read the thread, anon
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>>1961938
Not as vital as sharing it with your guests and seeing if you can get some ingredients for new flavors of ice cream.
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>>1961953
>musky
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>>1961950
Hey Snarky,
you should write some more gay stuff.
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>>1961937
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>>1961936
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>>1961919
Yes. Anything to help you get the best cum you could. I'd be yours forever and ever if you could make me feel that way.
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Can we get some pony attire posted in this thread? Armor ponies are fine too.
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>>1961958
Oh wow, I never noticed how similar SB's expression is to the ones Gumball pulls.
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>>1961937

You can't imagine what you're doing to me right now, guy.

It's a good thing.
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>>1961978
Here's Lyra in a fancy hat.
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>>1961955
Abstract Derpy.

A very impressionistic drawing displaying the inner conflicts of a mailmare. Look at that concentrate gaze. That stern mouth line.
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>>1961978
Thi is the only armor pone I have but is good.
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>>1961884

I'm honestly surprised at the lack of response. Volleyball is a great sport, anyway, I'm shocked no one has considered the prospect of AJ in short volleyball shorts. And Twilight. And Fluttershy. And Rarity. And Rainbow Dash. And of COURSE Pinkie Pie, mmmmmmmm mmm!
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>>1961987
That's a shitty hat.
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>>1961991
>>1961987
excellent, here's rarity in a loose turtleneck
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>>1961987

Would Lyra jew people out of unusual hats in TF2?
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>drawing noise mehrine dj pon3
>get distracted by the wh40k wiki
every
fucking
time
I'm sorry, this doesn't need to exist
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>>1962000
Oh I have this one too.
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Goddammit snarky
It's because of shit like this we ended up in this septic tank
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>>1961978
I've got yo armoured pone
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>>1962003
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>>1962012
I dont give a fuck about v2.0.
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>>1961952
Of course she would. The two of you would lay on the couch and you would be able to take most of her breast into your large mouth. While you suckle away she will be using a hand to stroke your shaft and make sure it is pointing at a nearby bucket while she rubs your balls with her inner thighs.
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>>1961997
There's more where that came from!
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>>1961993

Dash, maybe, because she actually WOULD play volleyball. the others wouldn't, so therefore have no purpose wearing volleyball shorts.

Rarity and Fluttershy wear tennis skirts. AJ wears a football jersey. Twilight wears a basketball jersey because she is black. Pinkie is in Color Guard, i don't know what they fucking wear.
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>>1962014
>>1962011
armor pone so good
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>>1962005
>"Hey you, I'll squeal and moan over the mic if you give me that item"
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Oh good images are back.

Time to sleep.
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>>1961967
>flared
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>>1962009
I hope you mean lexicanum.
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>>1962026
>a notebook that causes parties to occur when and where you write
I'd watch that episode
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A recent addition to the Lyra Hat archive, I believe.
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>>1962031
>erupting
>viscous
>swelling
>spurting
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/r/ing COOOOLLLAAAAAA PPOOOOOOOOONNYYYYYYYYYY
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Rarity stop that clothes are for wearing not for eating
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Today I adopted a cat

He's pretty cool
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>You will never milk a pony candy cock
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>>1962040
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>>1962041
>dripping
>oozing
>thick
>slick
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>WW2 announcer Rarity

Why isn't there more WW2 pony art?
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>>1962040

someone should do Lyra wearing a luchadore mask.
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>>1962034
I use both.
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>>1962051

>you will never be milked by zecora
>you will never spread celestia's ass
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hipster pone
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>>1962058
>thick
>bad

u gay
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>>1962048
Oh yeah? Well I adopted a child.

And I got HIM a cat.

And that cat is better than your cat.
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>>1962070
Anon you are a good man.
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>consent
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>>1962070
>not adopting a little girl to watch MLP with
YOU FUCKED UP SON
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>>1962060
Well there's those shitty >ponies shooped into photos of war things on DA
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>>1962045
please respond
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>>1961983
What I'm doing to you? But we're supposed to be focused on what you're doing to her. She'd be embarrassed, you know. She'd probably start apologizing profusely and blushing so hard she could rival a sunset with her cheeks. I just wonder how she'd react when you shushed her, and slowly pulled her back onto your face. Do you think she'd be alright with you sticking something else inside her? Just because you're ok with it, doesn't necessarily mean she is. You might not be able to resist, though, and who's to say she wouldn't let you slide your nose inside her. She might even relax a little, glad that she didn't ruin the moment.

And you know what comes with relaxation, don't you anon? She'd probably just let it go, even if it wasn't her intention, and with you pressed so tightly against her, the only place is has to go is inside you. Her effluence would pass right through your nose, and fill up your lungs. Are you sure you'd be able to handle that, her scent pervading your very being, every breath tinged with the smell of her perfect, flawless ass?

What do you think she would she smell like, anon?
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>>1962071
Anon is a filthy liar.

I know because I am one of them.
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>>1962068
Too fabulous to be hipster
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>There will never be enough art or clopfiction about Celestia's ass
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>>1962067
>zecora will never milk celestia's ass

>>1962069
Are you saying thick is a bad word, or that you think those words are supposed to be bad.
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>best pony
>best armor

my god is there anything Rarity CAN'T do?
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>>1962024

It's not about how appropriate it is, it's just about nearly seeing butts, is all. I draw AJ's ass to be pretty big, just imagine the strain on the shorts. Pinkie Pie? Forget it. Rarity? I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.
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I want to worship Zecora's body though
her stripes, her mohawk, her hooves, all of it
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>>1962076
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlJ7KIPQo28
Jeez it sure was hard to type "cola pony" into youtube search and click the first result
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HA HA

MODUS OPERANDI BITCHES
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>>1962077
bag of sand
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>>1962057
I'm spent. Requesting more Lyra hat pictures.
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>>1962068
>you will never coat pone's pretty face in your hot sperm
>she will never use her magic to gather it all up into a floating ball before leaning in to drink every last drop
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>>1962070

Yeah, bullshit.

My cat's licking my hand that's using my mouse right now. It hurts because cats have fucking sandpaper tongues, but it's adorable.
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>>1962076
:(
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>>1962041
>>1962051
>>1962058
>>1962067
>>1962069
>>1962077
>>1962085
Goddammit, ignoring it does absolutely fucking nothing.
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>>1962014

Hey Nasse, did you get around to the vampire or chaos pones yet?
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>>1962073
>Not buying an eggcell, fertilizing it with your seed and hiring a surrogate mother to birth your little girl
>Not buying her a cat
>Not buying the cat a cat
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>>1962073
I adopted Craig and Lauren's child.

And by adopted I mean stole.
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>>1962101

WE COULD SAY THE SAME THING.
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>>1962101
>>>/bread/
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>>1962084

How about Celestia's fat ass getting stuck and Twilight pushing on her haunches and arouses her to the point of a shuddering orgasm?
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>>1962098
unf.
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>>1962098
>>1962101
you will never try to break her concentration by licking your cum off her face
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>>1962077

Hnnnnnnnnnnng
hng

Her farts would smell like baking bread.
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>>1962110
No ross.
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>>1962104
>>Not buying the cat a cat

>implying the cat would accept the second cat easily
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damn it I lost the pic of her in the helmet
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>>1962101
For the record, I wouldn't stop regardless of your presence at this point. You're as ineffectual as your favorite pony.

I would like to extend an apology to the rest of the general if I'm putting you off a bit. Just have to take care of someone first.
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>>1962102
Not yet, I've been making notes for the quest I was going to run
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>>1961348
So can anyone help me with the gif thing? I've looked.
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>An update to 4chan x is available
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>>1961993
God damn fucking booru going fucking down just as I fucking get done fucking FUCK FUCKER FUCK.
HAVE SOME ASS
I'M NOT ROSS
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>>1962120
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>>1962125

That's the weirdest fucking drawing of Twilight's face I've ever seen.
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>>1962129

You may think this will ruin my love of Celestia's ass, but my love still rings true.
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>alcoholism
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>>1962128
I told you bro
I told you about updates
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>>1962137
Its becase thats not her royal ass.
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>>1962110
Ross pls get new ideas
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>>1962133
>you will never a sweaty sore pony after a glorious day
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>>1962139
That's a dude, isn't it?
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>>1962121
>Just have to take care of someone first.

this makes it sound like it's your job to get people off and that you enjoy it
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>>1962121
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>>1962144
Oh mare the fuck up Fluttershy
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>making MLPG macros

Really trixie guy?
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>>1962152

>Anonymous
>Internet friends

Choose one
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>MLPG PSAs
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Pics are down again?
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>>1962152
>>1962157
>>1962162
These are hilariously bad.
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>>1962176
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>>1962162
>>1962157
>>1962152
>>1962144
>>1962170
>>1962174

I'm gonna make those pics T-shirts, and you will get NOTHING from them.
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>Trixie anon berates thread for not meeting his shitty standards
>procedures to dump images not contributing or creating any discussion in any way
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>>1962186
Its just me I guess.
Celestia ass anon are you here?
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>>1962192

Damn straight.
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>>1962150

i wouldn't doubt it. every one in that series, she (or he) has a scarf-thing around her (or his) neck.
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>>1962144
>>1962152
>>1962157
>>1962162
>>1962170
>>1962170
>>1962174
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>>1962191
>defending shitposting
see >>1962174
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Any recent fics worth reading?
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>>1962150
That just makes it even better
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>>1962117
Bread? Well that's a new one. Not an entirely unpleasant idea, though, and I can see why you would like it. Her gas would even be the perfect temperature for such a thing. Just stop and think about that for a moment. How it would be nice and warm as it flowed into you, as though you were standing over a fresh-baked loaf, enjoying the scent. Do you think you'd be able to stifle your groans of pleasure as your chest swelled, your lungs completely filled with the Princess's vapors?

Either way, she'd be relieved to know that you weren't disgusted by her. She might even push backwards, grinding against you, eager for more. What would you do, anon? Go back to licking her pucker, continue nosing around and huffing her fumes, or maybe press harder, seeing if you might be able to do both?
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>>1962197
Would you worship filly Celestia ass?

>>1962203
Taw Lyra fic.
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>>1962202

But you're shitposting as well.
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>>1962139
Pretty sweet job on the hair curl there. Fuck, and I can't even style mine on a good day
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>>1962202
>shitposting
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>>1962200
what kind of reaction is that
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>>1962211
> or maybe press harder, seeing if you might be able to do both?
Oh god this.
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>>1962202

God just go back to ponychan. Please.
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>>1962151
It might not be, but I do.
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>>1962218
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Time for RD x FS shipping oh boy

Contrasts are hot
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>>1962211

I'd definitely mash my face harder up against that ass.
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First request's up. Pinkie and Rarity picture.
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>>1962226
>The Gweat an Powafa Twixie
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>>1962239
Shit nigga thats super kawaii.
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>>1962228
Then how about Twilight and AJ?
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>>1962239
shit nigga that's kawaii
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White mage is best mage
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test
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>>1962228
ROSS GET A TRIP
SO I CAN STALK YOU
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>garbage psas and trixie spam
because thats so much better for the thread then a few green text stories
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test
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>>1962265
Did it work?
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What the fuck is going on in this thread?
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>>1962271
nope
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>>1962271
It work for me!
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>>1962272

Autistic trixieanon

Some dude's writing fap fuel for Celestia ass anon

People getting mad at autistic trixieanon
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Hey! What's the meaning of this? When did MT draw this? I never got a chance to thank him as I wasn't present.
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>>1962264
don't defend shitposting
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>>1962271
>>1962271
No D:<
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>>1962264

He's just mad because we're not entertaining him.

Just imagine a fat neckbeard sitting in his chair, aiming a tv remote at mlpg and mashing at its buttons with his grubby chubby fingers, demanding it to cater to him and him alone without any effort on his part.

Typical of someone from /b/ or ponychan who couldn't come up with a funny joke to save their own sin but will loudly demand attention and recognition for the noble act of existing.
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Why is she so flawless, /co/?
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>>1962292
Its fucking nothing!
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>>1962283

Oh goddammit 4chan won't let me upload it.

Here, follow this link.

http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/186690?search=fat
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>>1962292

SHE SURE IS ATTRACTIVE
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>>1962292

It's because she doesn't exist.
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>>1962288
>implying I only post to police the thread
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>>1962294
What's with those spots? Is she diseased?
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>>1962299
She is fat so yes.
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>>1962298
>jokes on them I was only pretending to be retarded
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>>1962298

Oh right, totally forgot about the image spam.
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god damn these fallout pony stories are fucked up, so much rape in this one
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>>1962288
>he's just mad

We should fight him. But, not, like, any old regular fight. We should do it up like the warriors or something. We're already a bunch of werid gangs anyway. The artfags. The my little fetish crowd. The doesnt give a fuck guys (who couldnt be bothered to fight)
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>>1962306
Edgy as fuck man.
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>>1962294
>http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/186690?search=fat

>HI
>I'M HUMAN PINKIE PIE
>AND I HAVE DUCKS FOR HANDS

holy shit i lol'd
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>>1962219
>>1962230

I figured as much. I can't say I'd act any differently in that position. Both ideas are just so enticing. She'd probably be a little surprised at that point, but willing. Her tight little pucker would spread slowly but surely, eventually engulfing your nose, squeezing gently around it. But that's not the goal here. You'd have to slide a few fingers inside, gently pulling her apart, before leaning back to press into her stretched anus. At that point, your could easily hold her open with your nose and chin, able to breathe in her fumes and lap at the walls of her ass simultaneously, and I'm sure she'd be quite grateful.

But I know you. That wouldn't be enough. Some of that wonderful gas might escape with the imperfect fit you've made. You'd just keep pushing, and she'd keep on grinding back against you. You'd be able to push right on in. Before long, your whole head would be engulfed in her hot, wet colon, her sphincter squeezing rythmically around your neck. You'd barely be able to hear her moans from inside her as you twisted around, licking at every available surface, your every breath saturated by her doughy smell.

She's never had someone in your position before. Would you like that, anon? What would you do for her?
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>>1962284
i didn't
i said they where worse then greentext stories
pay attention
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>>1962298
>implying I only post to get people off
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>>1962309

>giving him excessive attention

Just ignore him. Keep posting however the fuck you want.

Eventually he'll crawl off to his hugbox wherever it may be
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>>1962309
Have you learned nothing from this show? Fighting will not solve anything. We should befriend him and then write a letter about it.
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>>1962315

Oh god dammit, I should've known this would turn into anal vore. Fuck.

>Bad end
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>>1962315
You dungufed anon.
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>>1962323
Nah. Don't worry. Shoulders are a bit wider than she can take.
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>>1962329
Now do one with Filly Celestia with no vore.
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>>1962318
Ignoring shit is NOT going to make it go away.

>>1962315
>>1962323
>>1962328
>>1962329
>>1962334
It just DOESN'T END. Shit just continues to be posted day after day and you all just wade through it, every single day.
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>>1962329

That was a damn good story up until then, and my dick was almost satisfied.

>mfw I'll never get a proper finale and I'll have blueballs all night
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>>1962309
>We should fight him.
Better idea, let him keep posting. Think for a second. What damage is he really doing? Filling up the image limit? We have a pretty much endless thread on our own board, and we're settled in enough to keep the piss out. So just keep discussing whatever you want to discuss and leave him be.
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>>1962345
This is a bad feel anon.
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>>1962334
Not going to start fresh now, and there's no vore involved here.

>>1962345
>>1962351
Willing to accommodate. Just give me direction.
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>>1962343
okay roasted, you've made your point
you think manual spamming answers everything
now please exit
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I heard something about TAW writing a Lyrafic.

Where is it.

WHERE IS IT.
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>>1962355
Well just rimming her glorious ass is enought for me and smell it.
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>>1962359
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/26093/1/Good-Girl/
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We ded
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>>1962355

I dunno, man.

Maybe work some anal sex into there. I may be more than content with sniffing and making out with her ass for eternity, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate how it would feel on my dick.
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>>1962363
Thank you very kindly.
>mfw I can't post my reaction
>mfw I have no face
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>>1962343
It's nice that you care about the general, but MLPG has been shit for a long time and I doubt any of your post are going to change anything. If you want to talk about the show you can bring up a show related topic, if you can't deal with the shittyness then leaving is always an option.
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>>1962346
>Better idea

Alright, I just really enjoyed the imagery of the different style of posters being weird, colourful gangs. The artfags wear colourful face paint. The fetishfags are dolled out in... Actually, let's forget about those guys
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>>1962372
Would :) work?

It's okay I won't tell anyone...
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>>1962228
>showing your notes
You're doing it again. We can see there's a size difference, yes. It is comical because there is a short one and a tall one and they are trying to kiss, ah ah ah. Pointing it out like that is just saying HEY GUYS, HERE IS THE JOKE. THE JOKE IS RIGHT HERE, DID YOU SEE IT?
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>>1962374
I am becoming increasingly convinced that the people responding to him are him. None of us are this stupid
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>>1962310
It's some good shit though
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>>1962379
Also, does Fluttershy have rickets or what
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>>1962376
*snap*

*snap*

*snap*
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>>1962383
We're pretty stupid.
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>>1962388

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVVgkzbY4Ng
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>>1962343

If you think the thread is going to shit... DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

Dont just spam images and berate mlpg... all that will do is churn the shit harder and cause it spray everywhere as everyone just gets pissed off at your autism.

Actually contribute to real discussion, come up with topics to talk about regarding the show. If nobody talks about your topics... dont blame mlpg "boohoo them meanie shitposters". All it means is that your topics suck and so do you.

If you cant think of anything meaningful to talk about at all why are you still here?
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>>1962387
oh no here come the writer fags with their novelty sized pens and pencils
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>>1962378
THAT'S HERESY TALK.
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>>1962393
Just this once.

It can be our secret.
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>>1962383
The General can't be quality 24-fucking-7 like he wants it to be. Really, it's an open thread and ANYONE can come in, whether or not they contribute.
But yeah- fuck him. Let's talk about Bible Fight 2: Gutenberg's Legacy.
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>>1962374
I tried to get some show discussion going, and it was being drowned out by the asshole fetishists.

What really appalls me is that people just ACCEPT that kind of behavior. Everyone's just given up and resigned themselves to shit, and it doesn't have to be like this.
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>>1962402
To be honest I hate the fag spammers, but you can't stop them.

It's an anonymous fucking image board, and I doubt mods give a shit.
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>>1962402

It's the hiatus, no one gives a flying fuck about anything anymore. Have you even posted here when the show airs? It's much better on specific days.
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Celestia ass writing keep going.
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>>1962402

>"WAAAAAAAAAAH MLPG IGNORED MY POSTS AND THAT MAKES ME ANGRY"

I'm just waiting for you to call us parasprites
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>>1962402

>Implying getting show discussion going is posting "HEY GUYS LET'S TALK ABOUT TRIXIE!"
>Implying all MLPG can talk about without shitposting is the show
>Implying you're still not shitposting

You're fucking retarded
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>>1962412
>>1962413
Keep replying faggots.
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>>1962411

This. My dick isn't satisfied yet.
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>>1962362
Boundaries must be upheld, I suppose. My apologies for assuming too much. It'd be hard to breathe after a little while anyway, even if she could stretch enough to permit something that large. Even someone with such proclivities might have to settle for something less. Still, it would be fun to imagine pulling back out, your head followed by a hot wave of flatulence. Either way you could go right back to running your tongue inside her loosening ass, and as gassy as she's been, she wouldn't be stopping anytime soon, either. No, it would be a near constant stream, flowing out around your tongue, and permeating the air around you. Honestly I wonder if you'd be able to smell anything but her for weeks at this point.

But she can't get off on analingus alone. You'd have to tend to her other needs eventually. That doesn't mean you need to stop, though. You could slip your fingers up inside her now-dripping slit, and start working them inside. Your dextrous digits could easily please her while you tended to her backdoor with your mouth. You could keep her on edge while you licked around the edges. While you kissed it like a lover. While you wrapped your lips around it and sucked her gas right out of her.
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>>1962402
>Accept

This is a night thread. The fetish kids are a staple of the night threads. They have always been here. The reason the night threads are the best threads is because it's populated primarily by people who are capable of letting other people do their own thing.

You're really more of a some other time of day guy. I guess it's too bad you're stuck with us?
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I literally cannot stop thinking about Pipsqueak
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>>1962402
>asshole fetishists
My boner is sickened, yet intrigued. Time to actually read the thread.
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>>1962420

There we go.

You're back on track.
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>>1962406
>>1962408
>>1962412
>>1962413
>>1962421
>>1962425

welp that last comment was retarded
i'm done responding
and i implore you folk to follow suit
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>>1962423
Specifics?
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>>1962423
Featherweight and Pipsqueak are pretty cute for male characters.
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>>1962420
Oh boy! can I fuck her ass?
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>>1962423
Let your thoughts run wild. Think in detail about whatever crazy fantasy you're having, and gratify yourself to it.

You might be able to stop thinking about him after you finish, but you could at least rest easy afterwards. You might even have a nice little dream about him.
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>>1962417
it's him talking to himself. he's tricking you into having you respond to him by responding to the him responding to himself. he's a very advanced troll

fuck, are you him too
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>>1962402
there was a time this would have been chased out as furry shit, a long time ago. I'm sorry you're late
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>>1962438
>6 straight posts

Im sure anon.
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>>1962435
Depends.

href="1959896#p1962429" class="quotelink" onClick="replyhl('1962429');">>>1962429
Can he?
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>>1962434

Featherweight > Pip

Deal with it.
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>>1962442

Yeah, go for it.

Just, y'know, keep the gas coming.
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>>1962423
Aslong as you don't think about his urethra you should be fine.
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>>1962438
It's only me, you, Trixieanon, and Lauren Faust posting in these threads at all time
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>Want to post Yonkomas
>Cant

Truly this horse is shit
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>>1962443
I disagree with you and I think you have terrible taste in cute male ponies.
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>>1962443
I'd rather take Featherweight as he is, but if you get Pip in lingerie, he's going to win out every time.
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So I'm gonna draw some Buttershy x Rarity real quick here...
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>>1962443
Oh no, I agree.

Featherweight is fucking adorable.
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So anything interesting happened in the past few hours?
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I'm glad the assfags and the shotafags can get along in harmony.
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>>1962459
Nah
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>>1962459
more than usual actually
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>>1962459
Yeah. You missed out.
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>>1962460
>little shota ass
oh man
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>>1962459
same ol' mlpg as the last 2 or so years
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>>1962446
WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED
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I just tried literally fifty times to post an image and couldn't do it.

>>1962438
I never respond to myself, I can't simulate THAT many posting styles.

>>1962421
I prefer the morning threads, yes. They actually discuss the show.

>>1962413
No wonder you're a shitposter or defend shitposting. You can't even imagine what a good post is like.

Maybe I should make a series of images detailing what exactly proper posting behavior is and isn't.
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>>1962466

DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS, ANON
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>>1962459
/b/ had their 400000000th post so they raided us with it. And 4chan's eating images like Gabe with hat money.
Nothing much, just reading the Lyra TAW fic.
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>>1962466
I like where this is going
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>>1962470
too late, Rumble is getting his little star rimmed in my mind already
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So images borked again
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>>1962459
We couldn't post images for a few hours
then we could post for like half an hours
and now we're back to no images
and there were some /b/ spammers
and then some meta-complaining asshole showed up

Lots of interesting things happened. None of them good though
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So it just occurred to me that i've never drawn a pile of gold before in my life.

How about that.
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aw fuck

is tan's game stream over? what did I miss?
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This might be a record-setting horse, if this keeps up
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>>1962477
Just model it on your personal gold pile.
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>>1962481
Oh, you're right.

This is much easier.
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>>1962473
Would Scootaloo rim Rumble?
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>>1962459
PHN might be almost done his Rarity picture.
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>that feel when respectfully try to pertain to relevant thread but they just don't have feel writers like your home
>>1962449
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>>1962478
He played through Megaman X, then some Lester the unlikely, then some dinosaur combat game and then some Legend of Zelda on SNES
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>>1962486
No, Rumble would rim Scootaloo.
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>>1962443
Rumble > Featherweight > Pip
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>>1962486
stop encouraging fetishists
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>>1962486
>>1962490
>not 69
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>>1962469
>They actually discuss the show

No one can discuss the show all the time. Not a forum, not a thread, not even a newsletter will stay on topic. And on topic is arbitrary at best

As best as I can guess, you're trying to coopt the generals because we're ... popular? Are you hoping that you can overtake this vessel? If you do, then how do you maintain the popularity? If you don't have people posting about whatever here, then you won't have people. So what's the plan then? Take over bread?
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>>1962490
B-bark!
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>>1962491
naw man
>Rumble == Pip > Featherweight
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>>1962486
I bet if he asked her real nice she would
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Does Artosis know we associate him with horse?
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If only images were working so we could play YuGiOh.

Also I'ma have to finish queen of thieves Rurity tomorrow.
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Pip> the rest
Prove me wrong
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>you will never have a little pony of your own who loves you dearly and will do anything for you
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>>1962513
>anything
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>>1962513
>you will never have anyone who loves you dearly and will do anything for you
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>anything
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>>1962493
BRILLIANT.

I think we can all agree on this.
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>>1962506
actually, we can play YGO, with this

http://www.duelingnetwork.com/

Anyway, I'm gonna' get guff for this, but does anyone have any pics of that Griffon from that fic pacce is doing? the fallout equestria thing? I told him I'd draw a pic of that griffon for him, but I don't have any reference pics.
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>>1962522
>Tear through wood
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>>1962444
>Keep the gas coming

She couldn't stop if she wanted to at this point, anon. Whatever she had for lunch has made its presence known, and the work you've been putting in has ensured she can't do much to control herself. Not that she'd want to at this point. She's noticed how much you like it. Even as you pull back, she'd hike herself a little higher, pressing out as much air as she could. Rather convenient positioning, too. Just high enough for something a little more predictable.

There'd barely be any resistance at all. You could rest your tip right against her pucker, and slight effortlessly in until your thighs met her cheeks. Just holding yourself there would be amazing, feeling her ring contract around the base of your cock, her intense heat and pulsing walls massaging your entire length. But there's always room for improvement, even with a goddess like her. And it would improve. As you slid in and out, more of her intoxicating scent would force its way out, filling the air with her hot, yeasty scent, and gentle squaking sounds on each thrust. You wouldn't even have to worry about her needs at that point, either. The golden glow radiating from below was proof enough that she could handle herself. With such complete immersion in the experience, it wouldn't take long before your breath became ragged. You would take in every last whiff of her as you bottomed out, exploding inside her ass, and she would collapse to the ground shivering as she brought herself over the edge.
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>>1962511
You are the one who has to prove something here, faggot.
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>>1962526
darn, nevermind, looks like pics are broken again?
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>>1962534
I'm sure you two would bask in the afterglow for a while, just enjoy each others company, soft pooting noises occasionally punctuating the silence. The floor isn't terribly comfortable though, so she'd probably lead you to bed. She'd want to cuddle face to face, but you would of course have a better idea, and she would quickly warm up to the thought of having your face nestled between her soft cheeks for the rest of the night, the covers pulled tight up to her neck, so that you you swam in her effluence the entire night.
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>>1962526

Due to the Dueling Network generals, I started playing again in real life. It's fun as fuck, and I make my money back through tournament prizes and shit. It's incredible.
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>>1962538
Yep.

How irritating.
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>>1962546
I wish I had someone to play IRL besides my little step bro.

Doesn't matter though, my 3 decks aren't even in this state, so I bought a recent structure deck. Lost Sanctuary I believe. It's pretty darn good, but it isn't one of the decks I really built upon though.
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>>1962557

Where do you live? No locals anywhere? Goddayum.
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>>1962239
Second request. I had no idea what to draw her doing, so she's just flying around, I guess.

Here's imugr link, since it won't upload properly: http://imgur.com/fAITe
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>>1962559
pretty much the middle of SoCal, but it's pretty much Little Tijuana in the place I'm at and believe me, I've looked around, the closed collectible/nerd shop closed down RIGHT before I moved out here.
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Will that do? I hope you didn't fall asleep because I took too long.
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>>1962562
I like it!
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Buttershy~

http://i.imgur.com/nEH3I.png
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>>1962539
>>1962534

Thanks anon, I'm finished and now I'll be cropping and saving it.

You're pretty cool. We'll have to do this again sometime.
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>>1962574

>not even images being down stops ross
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>>1962498
>Featherweight
>not having the most delicious and tight little ass
y'all niggas ain't gay enough
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>>1962574
Even with images down you still manage to be the worst person in MLPG. Just how horrible is your life that you are THIS dedicated to shitposting?
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>>1962579
Got to admit it.
He is one perseverant motherfucker
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>>1962588
What the fuck is wrong with you, I just find him adorable.
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>>1962577
Oh good. Was worried I'd just inadvertently blueballed two people by being slow. First time I've written something of that nature, but I'm glad you liked it.

Tips and criticism are appreciated, if this is your forte.
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>>1962574
Buttershy was always the best fat pone.
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>>1962557
i personally can't get used to the new cards n' shit

if it were old rules, i'd find ya and play ya
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>>1962596
shut the fuck up, ross
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>>1962579

Not even the dead can know peace from this evil.
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>>1962596
I'd agree if Chrysalis hadn't come into existence, and suddenly been the default for best 'anything' pone.
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>>1962588
But his ass is tiny
Like, stupidly tiny
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>>1962597
I don't play synchro and whatever the newer type of monster cards are.

So pics are down, should I start the stream again? Or just hit the hay?
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>>1962598
>everyone who is not an asshole to Ross is Ross
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Guys quick question since I just got here
What was that about Nyx?
Sorry in case I start something stupid
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>>1962513
>you will never have a little pony to love dearly and do anything for
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>>1962594

I'm afraid I'm not too good at criticism and the like, but it was really enjoyable. You took chances with describing things that really paid off.
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>>1962620
;_;
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>>1962617
>Ross in charge of damage control
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>>1962619
I guess someone from the show drew her, but I don't know the guy
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>>1962609
and he feels EVERYTHING because of it. Come on, don't you want to see just how many times you can get him off with just your tongue alone? Or perhaps you want to push his limits and test how tight he is with your pinky?
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>>1962609
Well he did say 'tight little'. I can't think of a more accurate statement in this case.

Besides, you could probably slide him around your girth and let him just sit there like a sheath or something. Imagine watching him flail fruitlessly as he tried to move, held firm around you.
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>>1962628
>Anon in charge of Ross detection
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>>1962579
>>1962592
I laughed pretty hard and loud at that, I hope you're happy with yourself
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>>1962606
I don't like fat Chrysalis. She's supposed to be thin and lanky. Also how would you make her cheesy legs chubby?
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>>1962616
i say stream
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>>1962635
>post image
>gets praise 5 minutes later every single time
>implying not samefagging
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>>1962624
Fair enough, and thanks. Always looking for more synonyms and descriptors for various things if you can think of anything in particular that I didn't cover, or something that didn't quite work as well as something else.

Can't get better at getting you off without feedback, as it were.
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>>1962616

Stream tan

I'm bored and want to procrastinate
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>>1962648
hey I like some of his pics man, I'm not even that guy
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>>1962616
I say hit the hay, I'm trying to do the same and you and I can always stream for MLPG another time
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>>1962631
>baloney brony
Have we even ever heard of him?
What exactly doe he do?
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Would you cuddle up on a couch with Rarity and drink prune juice with her?
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>>1962641
Well the whole point would be the juxtaposition of her usual gaunt form with a more rounded, pudgy one. There's a few rather nice pics of her with a chubby midsection, if you ignore the ponies inside, and as for her cheeselegs, I can see them bloating out a little, softening into something squishy and cuddlying, while her leg holes become more like tight little puckers instead of the gaping holes she's used to.
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>>1962662
Yea I would, but she must have some serious desperation to want me to cuddle up with her.
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>>1962648
>everyone who has different tastes to me is Ross
>everyone who has different fetishes to me is Ross
>there can't possibly be anyone in the general who doesn't hate everything Ross has ever made
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>>1962663
>cuddlying

Sheesh, I should go to bed soon.
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>>1962663
>tight little puckers
>her legs are covered in anuses
Not sure if want or not...
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>>1962662
yeah sure, I bet she likes cranberry though
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>>1962662

>Rarity drinks lots of prune juice at your behest
>she's never tried it before
>she spends the rest of the day farting uncontrollably, causing her to blush and get angry at you
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>>1962674
Well not anuses, but I can't deny the similarities. Its' just a good way to describe the visual of the closed up holes.

That said, it might be fun to stick a few fingers into them and see if she can feel it.
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>>1962663
I already have pretty severe trypophobia. I'm not sure if anuslegs would be better or worse than cheeselegs.
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>>1962653
>>1962642

Uuuh, sure.

Anyone up for some Gundam? I've got 08th MS Team.

But if you're up for western animation, I have all of Adventure of Sonic the Hedgehog, and some other stuff.
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>>1962682
>later that week you see her wearing an oddly fabulous trenchcoat and hat, sneaking out of the market with a large barrel with a prune stamped onto the side hidden in her tail
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>>1962684
Probably worse. I know a few Trypophobes that are ok with Chrys because the holes are 'large enough'. But then they wouldn't be holes so much as little squishy indentations at that point.
>>
Jesus Christ, we're almost at two million posts. That was fast.
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Goddamn, guys - almost a thousand posts and we haven't even got 200 images.

Is everyone playing D3 tonight?
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>>1962684
well I'm sure you'd be ok as long as said holes don't open and close
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>>1962698
No. Image posting has been fucked up pretty bad over the last couple hours.
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>>1962698
>he plays video games
>laughingmares.png
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I want to sleep

Why won't you let me sleep
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>>1962705
sleep = 0pone
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>>1962698

I am. It's fun, oh God.
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>>1962705
Go to sleep faggot, it's not that hard.
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>>1962699
>tight, pulsating leg-holes

If they leaked a little I'd lose it, but having her squirt goo from her legs doesn't make any sense.
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>read FE PH all the way up to chapter 33
>find out it was Twilight who was fucking Big McIntosh
>close document
>throw computer
>post with rage fueled mind
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>>1962713
Wow, that took you a while.

Read up through the thread and find something better to direct your anger at. We've got plenty of options tonight.
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>>1962688
Hey Tan, were you the guy who promised to stream the Sonic movie? You were Anon at the time. Turns out I can't make it this Friday either. Don't worry about me though, I've seen it hundreds of times.
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>>1962711
Says you, I've been lying here for 2 hours in the dark wandering about my happy place and in the corner of my mind I see the fucking marker
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>>1962713
>Reading a fanific of a fanfic
Look bro I usually have nothing against fanfics but really a fanfic of a mediocre at best fanfic?
Yeah...
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Streaming some cartoons/anime now

http://www.livestream.com/tanmanrevived

let us fight the boredom together while we wait for the board to stop being broken
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>>1962718
>reading shitty thread
>not grolious fanfiction
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>>1962727

>fanfiction
>glorious

What a story, anon
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>>1962722
is it really, when it's just another fic in the same setting? just tell me why6 Big Mac fucking Twilight pisses me off so much, it baffles me
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>>1962727
>reading shitty fanfiction
>not thread full of fragrant sunfarts
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moot sure loves fucking up 4chan
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>>1962732
>that feel when you finally decide to go to bed for the night
>that feel when you snuggle your face into a pair of pillows with the covers over your head and imagine what it would be like to feel a gentle solar wind blow
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>>1962574
FUCKING CLEAN YOUR SKETCHES
INSTANT IMPROVEMENT. FUCKING SERIOUSLY
NOW TO FAP
FUCK
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>>1962734
>that feel when you won't be alone

Sweet dreams.
>>
ded

blarg
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I'm not worried about the thread falling off the last page, because we're still pretty high up there, but man, this is quite literally the slowest the general has ever been.

Mark it down in your calendar, folks. Remember that you were there when time stood still.
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>>1962761
It was pretty much like this around when Skyrim got released.
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>HELOOOOOOO
>IS ANYONE THERE?
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>>1962763
Shut up.
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>>1962763
It doesn't help that pictures are broke
I come here mostly for new arts these days
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>>1962761
I'm sure everyone is in tan's stream, I'm reading right now
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>heloooooo
>z anyone ther?
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>>1962765
who the fuck do you think you are?
>>
what happened to snow fight
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>dehorned
>you can no longer perform unicorn magic
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>>1962772
whats that
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>>1962737

Mm.
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Well I'm going to bed
I think that brings the thread count to 1 anon and 1 Nasse
maybe you guys can share your feelings
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Would you a centaur pony?
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>>1962764

I actually just finished playing through Portal 2 again.

Just got it on Sale yesterday. Brilliant stuff.
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>>1962779
Yeah sure
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>>1962779
yes
in the butthole and vagina
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>>1962773
>can no longer adequately perform profession
>live in a rough, unforgiving town
>only way to make enough money to live would be prostitution
>try to whore yourself out as a filthy, worthless earth pony to get by
>no one will take you because you don't have the genital or anal control real earth ponies do
>hang self from the ceiling of your shitty apartment
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>yfw even with this post rate, we reached 75% of /mlp/
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>>1962779

How is it a Centaur if it's a pony?
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we must do better
we must be better
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>>1962790
>ASCEND
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>>1962791

>mfw I can't post mfw because image upload is broken
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>>1962794
Well, I'd imagine it's like a normal centaur, but with a squishy marshmallow pone body instead of the usual wall-of-muscle horse parts.
>>
hey guys we watching some aqua teens
come join us

http://www.livestream.com/tanmanrevived
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>>1962794
Imagine the top half of humanized pony replacing the head of regular pony
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>>1962773

Just use horn prosthetics
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>>1962794
Pony body with human torso atop, human boobs skin and kissable lips. man this is looking nice now
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>>1962802
The best of both worlds. Gropable human breasts and easily kissable human lips plus ponyteats and marecunt.
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>>1962801
>augmented super horn
>better at your job, but shunned by 'normal' ponies

I never asked for this.
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I just realized, there will never be a new General because we can't reach the image limit
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>>1962804

And you need monthly injections of a special drug so that you body doesn't reject it. What a shame.
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>>1962802
>you will never give centaur pony dual bellyrubs
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>>1962805

Give it time. As soon as images are back, everyone will spring out of nowhere and fill the thread up faster than you can say gaping urethra.
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>>1962810

I don't want to say that
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>>1962803
mmm them pony bits, and pretty human hair and human arms and hands
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>>1962812
It's a hypothetical situation, anon. Just trying to make a joke.
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>>1962812
But I do
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>>1962813
Go to bed, Lyra.
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>>1962817
unf
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>>1962818
no
do you know human arms have pits that smell different? I wonder what they smell like
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Hiatus would be the perfect time for all those niggers developing fangames to step it up and release them, goddamn
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>>1962817
>that feel when you wake up first and see your pony laying on his back, his massive shaft erect and his well-stretched urethra gaping open
>you will never watch him shift a little in his sleep, his cock flexing and throbbing and his urethra opening and closing like a gasping mouth
>you will never reach down and grab his full sheath and grope it, smiling as his urethra starts drooling a thin stream of pre and reveling in his small gasps as his dreams undoubtedly turn wet
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>>1962829
MOOOOOTTTTT
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>>1962828
>wet dreams
>copious precum
>no ability to resist
My fetishes, all in a row.
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>>1962828

Yeah, I think I'll go do something productive, later guys
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>>1962799
Hand banana episode
Get in here
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>>1962828
unf
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   / つつ     \____________
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   (/
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>>1962826
>"The project leader's sister's cat died, game on hold indefinitely."
>"My life is simply too busy as of late to continue."
>"We regret to inform you that the author of this project has passed away."
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>>1962832
>you will never slide your hand down to his fat ponynuts, fondling each heavy orb as your other hand slides to his shaft proper, slowly pumping along its length
>you will never hear him moan softly and mumble something unintelligible, still sleeping soundly despite your ministrations
>you will never slide your hand up to the tip of his shaft and roll your fingertip around the rim of his slit, hearing his moans grow a little louder and feeling a slippery jet of steaming precum blort out around your finger
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>>1962773
My headcanon is that if a unicorn loses his horn his magic is just severely weakened till the horn grows bad
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>I'm looking for places that sell knitting needles
Dammit MLPG
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>>1962852
No, I don't think you get it.
I have been up for days.
I cannot not think about these things.
They will be the center of every fucking thought until I pass out.
Don't. Stop.
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>>1959954
>pages 7-15 on /mlp/ empty
I think we may have had a spammer out there
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>>1960571
Assuming you're still here haha implying we can ever leave

<3
That was awesome, thank you.
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>>1962861
>Fucking bananas
>Writing fanfiction
>Drawing girl cartoons
>Arguing about horse mating

    ∧ ∧  
    ( ゚Д゚)
     ⊂   つ 
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>>1962852
>you will never move your finger directly over the tip of his ponycock and press inside, feeling it slide in quite easily amidst the small river of precum now drooling out of him
>you will never hear him groggily moan in pleasure and mumble in his sleep, "Nnmmdeep, deepermmnn" as his hips begin to lightly buck
>you will never indulge him, adding another finger and sliding in as far as they'll go, gently pistoning them in and out of his fat shaft as he gasps and groans over the lewd squelching sound your hand makes as his spurting pre squirts out around your fingers
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>>1962872
mares have urethrae too, don't they like it as much?
>>
So everyone left because images are broken?
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why we so ded
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>>1962887
Yep.
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>>1962887
I feel bad for leaving tan's stream, but the data usage...
>>
Time for some ERP, right?
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>>1962897
What if we talked about the show instead?
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Would you blow raspberries on a filly's tummy?
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>>1962899
Impossibru
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>>1962899
Without images?
Unlikely
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>>1962897
Not after darf's new fic
>>
ded images
>>
ded thread
>>
ded show
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>>1962899
I'm ok with that.
Have a topic?
>>
Okay, let's get a roll call, see if we have enough people to run a shitty quest or something
>>
Wait - will we even be able to mark a new thread if we start another one???
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>>1962905
>dash
Well nothing to fap for me
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>>1962923
Reporting in
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>>1962923
I would quest.
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>>1962926
Collared Dash is sexiest Dash, though
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>>1962923
I'm in but I can't stay for long
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>>1962899
I like the episode where Fluttershy was yellow and Dash go tortoise
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>>1962923

I can't - I need to sleep because I have class today.
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>>1962931
>dash
>any kind of sexy
Nope
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>>1962925
WE CANT MAKE A NEW THREAD
HORSE IS IMMORTAL
IT WONT EVEN FALL OFF PAGE 15
ITS THE END MAN
MLPG IS FINISHED
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>>1962923
I am here
Kinda
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>>1962923
yeah sure
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>>1962933
I really disliked that episode
Least favorite of S2
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>>1962872
>you will never work a third finger into him, barely able to fight the combined forces of his spasming urethra and the torrent of precum fountaining out around your hand, hearing him start panting and bucking his hips more firmly
>you will never hear him start talking in his sleep again, moaning about how good it feels until he says something that catches you off guard, "nnnhard, fuck it hardermm, need your cum in me, fuck my cock"
>you will never pick up the pace with your fingers, the wet splattering noises nearly drowning out his groans as you feel his cock tensing rhythmically, knowing that he's right on the edge of cumming
>you will never pick up the pace with your other hand, roughly kneading and tugging on his ballsack as you slam your fingers into him all the way and wiggle them around
>you will never hear him scream in extasy as he finally cums, the force of his orgasm pushing your fingers out as a deluge of mayonnaise-thick ponycum starts fountaining from his dick
>you quickly move your soaked hand down to the base of his cock and tilt it upwards, watching as arm-thick ropes of his sperm rocket out of him before splattering messily onto his face and chest, making an absolute mess of the bed
>you will never tease his spasming nuts, milking every last sperm from them as his orgasm lasts for minutes, the bed now soaked through with his musky, nearly-gelatinous semen
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>>1962937
>Dash
>ever not sexy
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>>1962939
>yfw no threads
>yfw this thread goes on forever
>yfw you log on in two years and this thread has millions of posts in it
>yfw you have no face because Error: Upload Failed
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>>1962947
She's low tier at best along with Fluttershy and Applejack
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>>1962952
BUT THAT'S WRONG
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>>1962956
I'm just stating the facts bro
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>>1962952
I think Dash is very pretty
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>>1962943
>>1962942
>>1962932
>>1962929
>>1962927
Okay! Nothing complex because lol no planning, but hey let's go.

You are Rocky Climb, a rough and ready bandit who's down on his luck. Your last few ambushes have failed horribly, leaving you with only what you could carry in your mouth.

You ran, and escaped into the mouth of a cave. That cave was a dungeon--and that's where you had your bright idea. Adventurers got all the good loot, but they were hard to beat. So what if... you got to the end of the dungeon, and then ambushed them as they collected all of the treasure at the end?

Question is, of course, what two items did you manage to stuff into your mouth before fleeing?
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>>1962952
>Applejack
>not sexy
nigga you gay
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>>1962962
Rope
A long and flappy dildo
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>>1962962
You're trusty bow and a knife

>>1962964
No bro I just have taste
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#based
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Damn it

Going to go work on my backlog

Peace out
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>>1962968
>finding the rough and fit farm girl not attractive
>having taste
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http://lolerstream.com
http://lolerstream.com
http://lolerstream.com
http://lolerstream.com
http://lolerstream.com
http://lolerstream.com
http://lolerstream.com
http://lolerstream.com
http://lolerstream.com
http://lolerstream.com
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>>1962962
2 knitting needles
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>>1962962
A well-stretched pony and a large bottle of urethra lube
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>>1962972
Look anon I understand that correct opinions are hard to comprehend for you but it's just the truth
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>>1962974
>>1962976
You guys
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>>1962978
But even Fluttershy is sexier than AJ.
And Dash is waaaaaaaaaaaay better than both of them.
>>
Tanman's streaming Last Exile
http://www.livestream.com/tanmanrevived
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>>1962982
This
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>>1962982
They are still inferior to Twilight, Rarity and Pinkie
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>>1962974
>>1962968
>>1962966
You open your mouth and let your items clatter to the floor. You have a short length of rope and a knife. That should come in useful!

Unfortunately, you don't have any kind of torch, and the cave ahead of you is very dimly lit. Alas, you have no choice. The outside world could still be hostile, so you press forward.

After the initial corridor, you find yourself in a room. There is a door at the far side of it, and a few boxes at one of the corners. Other than that, it's bare. The walls are rock, but clearly carved. This isn't a completely natural place.

What's your next move?
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>you will never find an octagon with Jack Black pony
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>>1962986
>Dash
>not sexier than Rarity
shut up, terse
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>>1962987
Check the boxes for loot
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>>1962987
Check that box.
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>>1962987
THE BOXES
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>>1962986
Pinkie is too innocent and childish in my opinion to be sexy.
Rarity can be, yes.
And experimenting-virgin-Twilight is sexy too.
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>>1962987
Use rope to tie gaping urethra shut, to stop leaving a trail of slippery precum everywhere we go.
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>>1962989
>>1962989
>Dash
>Sexier than Rarity
And you callmeTerse
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>>1962990
>>1962991
You carefully approach the boxes and try to pry them open. They're stuck tight. You quickly spin around and buck one of them, causing it to fly across the room and crash against the wall--but still not break. it did crack, though, you could probably get your knife through the hole and pry the whole thing open. it's hard wood, though, and your knife has seen better days.

Wanna risk it?
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I want to post a picture of brad pitt but i can't
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>>1963010
I want to post pone
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>error upload failed
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>>1962945
>need your cum in me, fuck my cock

Well I've got an idea for next time you're around...
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>>1963000
Kick it until it breaks instead.
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>>1963022
I'm spent for the night greentext-wise, but I'm still here
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>>1963000
Kick it again to see if it works if not use the knife
>>
Let's ascii some pones

/)^3^(\
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>>1963024
You decide not to risk it, and just kick at it. Again and again and again it flies against the wall until finally, it cracks open. Unfortunately, one of the shattered edges of wood is now sicking out of your leg. Whoops. Inside the box is a small bag of gold and a few crossbow arrows--success!

On the other hand, you're bleeding. What now?
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>>1963028
I guessed as much, and I need sleep as well. Just checking in right before bed. That's just a really, really nice idea, and I really hope it gets used soon.
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>>1963035
Do we have any cloth or something to bandage it?
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>>1963035
Cry and think how your life got so low and how your father never loved you??
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>>1963037
I'll try to remember it for next time then~
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>>1963039
You have a rope, that might work.
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>>1963045
Well why the fuck not
Use the rope to bandage your leg
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>>1963043
You're an angel.
A sexy, kinky little angel.
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>>1963042
Man fuck that faggot
>Become a guard
>Enlist for the royal guard
Fuck that I want adventure
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>>1963050
Aw shucks <3
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>>1963050
>>1963057
Who the fuck are you anyway
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>>1963048
You tie the rope around your leg and pull it as tight as you can. The bleeding slows a little, but your leg feels sluggish and awkward, and you probably shouldn't try and perform too many acrobatics on it.

Given that the rest of the room is empty, you go to inspect the door. It's large, wooden, and looks heavy. How are you going to get this thing open?
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>>1963059
December cokepone anon

I'd give some other identifier, but I haven't really done anything all that noteworthy outside of weird fetish greentext
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>>1963062
Pull it open
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>>1963062
How hard could it be?
Try to open it but not to hard
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>>1963059
Just another anon with an endless erection and a healthy appreciation for the strange.
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>>1963062
Pull
Push
headbutt
>>
LAST TIME ON MY LITTLE PONY
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>>1963068
>>1963070
You pull, and pull, and pull, but it doesn't budge a bit. As your strength wanes and your endurance runs out, you collapse forward into the door.

Causing it to swing open--shit.
This next room looks much the same as the last, design-wise. Whoever built this place wasn't very imaginative. There's another door at the far side of the room, and a second door along one of the walls. There's a table with some food on in a corner, and a torch hanging off a wooden support strut in the center of the room.

What do?
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>>1963073
>>1963067
I like you guys. We should play some time.
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>>1963084
Grab torch, eat food.
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>>1963086
Sounds like fun~
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>>1963083
"What are going to do on the bed?"
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>>1963084
CAST DETECT POISON!
Anyway we're a damn bandit. We should know a bit about poisons. Smell the food or take a small bite to see if it's okay to eat it.
Also take the torch and go forward
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>>1963094
>>1963090
After a little prodding, sniffing, and tasting, you decide the food is safe and start cramming it down. Breads, cheeses, fruits and cakes all find their demise in the pit of your stomach.

****

Maybe it was poisoned. Or maybe you just ate too much. Probably the latter, but in either case it's making grabbing the torch difficult. Every time you jump your stomach cramps a little more. Just gotta time your swing to knock it out of the holder... and... got it!

You hold your torch proudly in your mouth, and look around, spreading light and happiness wherever you go. Now you're ready to explore!

Where first?
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>>1963091
I think you'll find I can be very fun~
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>>1963104
Wait, why is there a lighted torch here?
Be very cautious when opening doors from now on.
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>>1963104
Let's find some vampires

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxNiuMxbtTM
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>>1963120
>>1963148
There's obviously something in here, but you're not gonna find it standing around. It might find you, of course.

Don't forget you're not really in any condition to fight, so stealth might be in order if you do see anything. Still, there are two doors--which?
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>>1963159
The second door.
Stealthily
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>>1963165
You stealthily sneak up to the second door and quietly, carefully give it a push. The door quietly swings open and you push your head through, lighting up the corridor. It has stone walls, a stone floor, a stone ceiling, and houses a manticore.

You think you just woke it up. Fight? Run? Sneak away and hope you didn't?
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woah what the fuck happened here
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>>1963172
Pull head back slowly.
Pull door shut slowly.
Run like hell to the other door.
>>
I just got here, what exactly is going on?
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>>1963182
/b/ raid and images don't work
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>>1963185
>/b/ raid
wat
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>>1963185
We got raided by /b/?
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>>1963188
>>1963186
Niggers in my anus or what was it?
Or was that just spam?
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>>1963182
moot broke picture uploading

as usual
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>>1963176
You stealthily pull your head back, swing the door closed, and dash over to the other door. You push it open, jump in, swing the door shut and rest your back against it.

A second later you hear an all-consuming crash as the manticore proves it was indeed awake, and quite capable of bursting through a door. The next few minutes are tense and terrifying, but luckily it can't seem to smell you. The sounds of its footsteps eventually die out, and you relax. There's no going back now.

The room you're in now is new. There's a stone bridge across a lake of what appears to be lava, and the centre of the room contains a huge wooden statue of a pony you don't recognise. There's a door on each wall, and a bridge leading to all of them. Which one?
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>>1963188
>>1963186
>>1963189
yeah it was something like "nigger tongues lick my anus"
Their 4 bajillionth get was that so they spammed us with it
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>>1963199
Yep, sounds like /b/ all right.
>>
Alright, I'm off to bed.

May you have pleasant dreams of solar wind or drooling urethras, whichever makes you happier.
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>>1963199
Fucking /b/.
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>>1963199
>>1963205

I guess you had to be there.

>Sweetieshrug.jpg
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>>1963197
Examine the statue then the doors.
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/ )__/\_
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Dude...I just got in and...dude...
>>
>go to watch a YouTube video
>ad loads up
>prepare to click skip
>it's Pinkie Pie singing the Cupcakes song to Applebloom
I... what?
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>>1963212
The statue is easily four or five times your height, and depicts a pegasus rearing up on her hindlegs and flaring her wings. Strange, especially to put a wooden statue in such a hot room.

Regardless, it's not that interesting. The three doors seem much the same to your inexpert eye, save for the northmost one which is locked and emblazoned with a stylised Unicorn horn. Looks like you only have two possible paths--left, or right?
>>
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britt_McKillip
>Cadance VA
>born 1991
>>
Let's roll with left.
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>>1963226
>>1963230
Meant to link there.
Don't know how that happened.
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>>1963229
Holy shit...
But that's not the singing voice too, is it?
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>>1963229
Interesting...

I think Shannon Chan-Kent is from 1987 or 88.

Yes.
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>>1963229
Wow.
>>
Who wants some coffee?
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>>1963236
She is
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>>1963225
>he doesn't have adblockplus installed
laughingmares.png
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>>1963236
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/This_Day_Aria
According to this she sung it. Not sure if correct.
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>>1963230
The leftmost door strains against you as if it hadn't been opened for many years. Your torchlight illuminates the room before you. It looks like a crypt, filled with coffins and containers. There might be another door at the end, you can't quite tell--the whole room is filled with dust and cobwebs. The air is cold, causing a steady draft from the superheated lava room behind you.

It's kinda spooky, but.. dead things are already dead, right? Carry on?

Is anybody else playing now anyway, it's getting pretty late and I should go off and grab breakfast soon lest I die.
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>>1963229
>one year older than me
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>>1963229
>>1963238
http://media.screened.com/uploads/1/10639/356904-britt_and_carly_mckillip_large.jpg
Oh my
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>>1963251
Unf
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>>1963251
That bitch with this bitch
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTM2MzMyMTU3N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDE2Njg1Ng@@._V1._SX320_SY480_
.jpg

I love MLP staff
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>>1963247
Well, let's look at some of those coffings.
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>>1963242
Yes please
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>>1963257
pretty girl, especially for her age. but I don't like her face shape
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>>1963251
>you'll never have sex with her while she speaks in the voice of Cadance of how her love for you is neverending
>>
eh so i guess people lost interest in shittyquest.

i'll see if i can upload it to tumblr to attract more folks.

maybe it's just because i update only once every 2 days now. shit's getting real lately.
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>>1963257
>Silver Spoon speaking voice
double unf
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>>1963270
What tumblr.
I'm still playing.
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>>1963270
I've never even had a look at it, I never saw the appeal in quests.
>>
Any lurkers around? Time to crawl out of the woodwork lads.
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>>1963229
I remember Dead Like Me.
>>
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>>1963273
Well, huh, she's Pinkie's singing voice
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>>1963288
UNF
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>>1963288
Jesus, how did we not know about her until now?
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>>1963290
Perhaps you haven't browsed about the staff before.
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>>1963288
hence the double
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>>1963295
I never really cared much for the staff, read some interviews with the main VA, but that's it, I never looked deeper into it.
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>>1963297
I find them really interesting, specially when they talk about how they make their work. And when you Google about them you find this kind of stuff unf
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>>1963303
>that picture of Celestia's VA in the bed
Anyone has it?

And the interview with Rarity's VA was fucking amazing.
Bitch be high all the time on shrooms.
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>>1963276
http://shittyquest.tumblr.com/

slowly mirroring the files there.
it'd be neat to get one of those first/prev/next/new buttons for it but i can't into machine code.
>>
http://boards.4chan.org/co/res/36805697
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>>1963310
Do you think those PR guys where serious about this being as popular as MLP, or was it a tongue in cheek joke?
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>>1963314
I really don't know.
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>>1963314
I think it was just a joke, I don't think Hasbro is THAT stupid to think full grown men are going to watch another show for little girls.

This post is very clear:

>So...
>1, they forget the human features these ponies have, albeit very animu, making it easy to watch, draw, and relate to said characters.
>2, they forget how each female pony portrays something in a woman guys desperately go for(making the waifu syndrome catch).
>3, there's absolutely 0 charm... but I don't know if MLP has that either.
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>>1963314
Since people that run companies know jack shit about the animation itself and such related things- I think he's serious, in the viewpoint that they might cash in on it.
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>>1963325
yes, oh machine god?
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>>1963325
;_;
I tried to post cute pone guys
I tried my best
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>>1963328
I know that feel man
4chan hates pic-to-ascii art for some reason.
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>>1963328
>>1963331
There's a script that makes it easier
>>
So I finally lurked in one of those Jelly Jamm threads.

It's full of memories...
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>>1963334
It's a rather nice show, I've fallen in love.
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>>1963337
I watched an episode looooong time ago and didn't like it, but the threads are very similar to our first Generals.
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>>1963328
She's beautiful.

http://s7.postimage.org/to6a4w6ez/123.png
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>>1963338
Are they really? I wasn't around that early, so that's rather cute and interesting.
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>>1963328
Try it again, but paste

javascript:Array.prototype.forEach.call(document.querySelectorAll("textarea"), function(a) {a.value = a.value.replace(/ /g, "\u00a0")});

in your address bar and hit enter before you submit.
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>>1963341
HA
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We ultraded
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>>1963365
Daww
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daily dose


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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>>1963373
wat
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Is it working
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Pictures working again
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IT'S WORKING?
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>>1963344
>>1963377
;_;
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ITS WORKING
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WE BACK BABY
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We're back
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Hah, and I just got here less than five minutes ago.
I have good timing.
I just realized I was perfectly happy to sit here with nothing happening.
Damn.
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WE ALIVE
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>>1963388
AW YEAH PONE TIME
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YAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAAAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAY
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>that feel when you actually started to like 4chan without pics
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>>1963385
Well I thought that was how you did it.

Oh well. It's working now.
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Pinkie time
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>4chan image servers
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>>1963242
Now, about that coffee
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>>1963393
Why didn't I post an image?
I need to take advantage of the ability to pony while it lasts, in case it leaves again.
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OH SHIT NIGGU WE BACK
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AWWWWW YEAHHHH

POSTIN' ALL PONIES
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What time is it? Is it time for >rape?
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>>1963414
>She steps on the cake
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>>1963419
Yeah, and Twilight fixes it with magic
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Horse should die
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>>1963416
ALL THE PONES
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>>1963418

>rape
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>>1963409
PQ pls go
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>leave thread to sleep
>image posting goes down five minutes later
>wake up, thread still alive
>image posting goes back up the very next 4chan X reload cycle

I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE
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>>1963414
>>1963419
I just realized that touching food with their back hooves would be no worse than touching it with their front hooves.
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CUET PONOE
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>>1963423
>Thats X for you, always Y.
>Jap humor
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POST ALL THE PONIES
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>>1963430
The ground is probably super clean, or ponies have some kind of resin on their skin/fur/whatever that keeps them clean.
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>>1963430
Earth ponies are dirty creatures.
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>>1963439
Chinese.
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>>1963428
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>>1963423
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>>1963443
They may be dirty, but they are the besty
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>>1963441
THAT'S NOT ENOUGH PONES
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>>1963431

I'M OK WITH THIS
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>>1963447
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>>1963441
MORE PONIES!
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>>1963453
Where did you get the translation?
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>>1963453
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>>1963454
I'll just go ahead and assume the ones that aren't moving are dead.
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>>1963452
2CUTE5YOU
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OI!
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>>1963459
>>1963458
http://retiredpyramidhead.tumblr.com/
He's really good. They're easily the best translations of them
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>>1963474
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>>1963474
Cool, thank you! Anyway keep posting them, I use 4chan's filename
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>>1963475
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ALL THE PONAES
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>>1963478
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>>1963478
Hahahah I laughed really hard with the Dash one.
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>>1963453
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>>1963478
>chicken joke
oh come on
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>>1963484
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www.youtube.com/watch?&v=JxhgwA7LZi8
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How does one upload image nowadays? It gives me an "upload filed" error.
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>>1963490
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>>1963484
What a bitch Twilight is!

>>1963487
If you pay attention, he's a Redditfag. He's funny anyway, and this is a very good anthro
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>>1963484
>indirect kissu~
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I CANT UPLOAD GUYS
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>>1963509
refresh
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>>1963497
No more?
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>>1963512
didn't work

>>1963515
not until I can post again
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I guess that's the end of that
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>>1963524
It's not only you, man, fucking 4chan servers.

It was fun while it lasted.
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>images broken again

the only good thing about this is that it totally destroyed the faggot trixie spam way earlier
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>>1963535
It did? That's a plus.
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>>1963535
You guys give that faggot a lot of importance, he's an obvious troll, stop replying to him, stop giving him a name (trixie-anon) and he will get tired.
I really hate how some of you encourage shitposters to keep shitposting.
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>>1963533
>>1963535
>>1963526
moot in charge of changing one thing and not breaking another
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>implying images aren't still working
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>>1963410
Want another coffee, pal?
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>>1963576
wait. hey
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>>1963551

Now if only we could do the same with Ross.

Honestly - I challenge everyone in this thread NOT to reply to him, even once. I'm absolutely certain he samefags every response that isn't "You're shit and you should leave."
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>>1963576
Liar and Scoundrel
Tell me your secrets
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>>1963592
I'm starting to lose faith that we have that much self control.
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I bet the jews did this.
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>>1963595
>>1963587

Welp now I'm not able to post any. Still can on /v/ though.

I blame Krabb.
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>>1963592
On one side, he does not samefag, some people just reply to him because "HURR I'M HATIN' ON ROSS XDDD" or just want to burn the thread which is true, some anons admitted to do that

On the other side, there's people who likes Ross fat art

Ross will neve leave.
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I was being so productive during downtime. Not it's back to the septic tank again
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>>1963576
How you done did it?
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>you are a wanderer in Equestria, journeying aimlessly

What music would you want to play?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qQm3kaxfl4
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>>1963616
Easy:
PQ lurks on /v/, one of the fastest board of 4chan. When he saw someone posting a pic, he went here and posted Lyra. But it was just a brief moment of pics working and now they are gone again.
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>>1963625

GOTTA GO FAST, NIGGAS.
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>>1963624
That's pretty obvious, really

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrasgzMmlHI
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>>1963624
During what time in Equestria? Because I sure would like to go there during the reign of Discord

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tXGA3-6a80
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>>1963624
>alternatively
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoBsonCslJ4
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>4chan status
>Images: Up

Is everyone still sleeping?
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Why is she so perfect /co/?
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[IMAGE OF PRINCESS LUNA]
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>>1963649
Because she is so yotsuba blue
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>>1963653
Good night.
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>>1963653
What kind of posting is that?
[IMAGE OF IDRA]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs8JvZ9NH-M

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1619596/Misc/pokemon/reactions/1284817926696.png
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[image of general stupid behaviour in the fandom]
Daily Dose:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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>>1963653
Image of who?
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I'm having fun with my images here, noone can take them from me
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>Download G1 torrent
>It's full of G3

FUCK. YOU.
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>>1963668
Hehehe, now all my images belong to me and nobody can steal them
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>>1963669
yeah, unfortunately G3 gets grouped with G1 a lot for some reason
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>>1963669
Who would do that to a person?
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>>1963676
>Watching older generations
>Not being an autistic casual hipster faggot
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>>1963681
Sorry bro, I honestly do enjoy first gen.
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>>1963681
I am sorry that G1 isn't too obscure for you. Maybe I can find a torrent of a chinese boot-leg cartoon called "Owning Quite Horse" that was only ever bought and seen on VHS by 12 people so far.
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>>1963688
I used to watch the older gens (no idea which one) with my sisters when I was just a kid. It was fun
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>>1963664

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWES
>Ice Beam causes an explosion

What
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    ___  (´∀` ,) //| <  Now let's get on with the next question, for $500,000!
    <──< \⊂ へ ∩)//| || \_____________________________
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━━<  Which board has the worst image servers?                      >━━
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>>1963708
/a/ ur not funy pls go
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>>1963664
Man, the rival looks kind of retarded
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You've been hit by...
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    ___  (´∀` ,) //| <  Now let's get on with the next question, for $500,000!
    <──< \⊂ へ ∩)//| || \_____________________________
    \.  \,>'(_)i'''i~~,,,,/
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>>1963719
you've been struck by...
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>Go watch Tintin
>mlpg still on the same thread

haha oh wow
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>>1963724
A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! parabaannan
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>>1963722
A trick question, how clever.

Best pony isn't listed.
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>>1963724
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>>1963732
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>>1963733
oh well
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>>1963733
you almost got it
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>>1963664
Character design looks fucking awful
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>>1963708
You fucked up, bro
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as anyone made a ASCII pony yet
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>>1963733
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>>1963736
your images are terribly chopped up. Fix that!
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Why is /a/ ASCII spamming us
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>>1963754
Because /a/ is a popular place to move to after /b/.
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>>1963764
What's with /x/?
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>>1963771
>/x/
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>>1963771
A less popular place to move to after /b/
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Fucking /b/.
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>>1963777
Never thought I'd see an ascii like that again
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>>1963779
It's not like we are doing anything anyway
>>1963777
Oh hey, my timemachine worked
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OOH OOH! NOW A COCKMONGLER ASCII!
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>>1963777
I still participate in July 12
I have for years
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>scattering ASCII Art
what happen?
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>>1963795
Isn't Club Penguin the new Habbo?
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WHERE'S MY DBZ RAP SPAM?????????????????
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>>1963801
Habbo's classic
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>>1963800
You are my best friend too, anonymous
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>>1963815
Man, now I regret having deleted my Ascii folder
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>>1963819
HAHAHA FUCK YES! I LOVE YOU ANON
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I was against religion for a long time, it was only a couple of days ago I started to research a bit on several different viewpoints and decide for myself what to believe in.

Some of the "coincidences" that have happened since then (inb4 'you only noticed them because you were looking for them' whatever that effect is called).

On Omegle, go through four or so random conversations about how tumblr users are idiots and one about the actual definition of what is air. Then I decided to go to the next conversation and start right away (for the lulz) with "Have you found Jesus?"

And he said “YES! I have!” I thought he was joking at first but it turned out to be an actual 14 year old christfag.

Today I started watching the Family Guy episodes I had downloaded, and everything went fine until the last episode of the season wherin they had all the fat people singing a parody song about God. "His arms are like pillowcases stuffed with cake mix" or something then right as it said God, winamp froze.

As for the origin of Earth:
In order for a planet to sustain life it has to be a specific distance from a star within its solar system while having water and an orbiting moon. In the Big Bang and all the events that occurred thereafter, our planet, as far as we can tell as a species, is the only one to meet such circumstances. It is NOT folly to think that we could be the only intelligent life in the universe because the requirements to have it are so precise.

Do you really think that we exist simply by chance? And that the universe began from nothing with no intelligent design behind it? No supernatural force to jumpstart the process in any way?
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>>1963819
That's a blast from the past ;_;
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>>1963826

>holy shit this hole must have been made for me look how well I fit in it
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An uneventful night to top off an uneventful day. You sit awkwardly on the short bar stool with a frosty glass of ale in front of you. You've no real intent to get drunk, or to even finish your drink, the day has just been that boring. It’s gotten to the point where you find amusement on the side of your glass - the hot air of the bar causing the chilly glass to fog and the sweat beading up and rolling down its side. You manage to tear yourself away from it to look around the bar for a moment. You've been told the Rusty Shoe is a nice pub, so it must be a quiet night. All the other patrons are either in groups with friends or with their drinks by themselves. You're thinking of leaving, reminding yourself that you can watch your own glasses fog up at home, when the door to the pub clacks open.

It takes a moment to realize exactly who walked in through the door. Normally she could be found flying around Ponyville with a smile on her face with a satchel full of letters. The pained frown and the mussed up mane with twigs poking out of it make her seem like an entirely different pony however. She sits on the opposite side of the bar, quietly ordering her drink. She looks exhausted, aching. The bartender comes back with a glass of wine, and places it in front of her. They exchange words and she frowns. Staring back down into your glass, you tilt your head in the hopes of eavesdropping.

"That's pretty expensive.. I don't remember it being this much."
"Supply and demand, toots. Vineyards around Stalliongrad got hit hard by parasprites this past season. Less grapes, less wine, higher prices."
"Oh... Alright. Sorry to bother you, I'll just have this one then."
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>>1963837
The disappointment in her voice hits you hard, and you're almost afraid to look back up. Grabbing your glass and taking a swig, you sit up straight and look towards where she’s seated. She's zoning out, you assume - staring off into the distance. It's a bit hard to tell, being that her eyes are looking in different directions, but the look on her face says it all. She's tired. She wanted nothing more than to wind down with a glass or two and forget about the day.
She stirs, and you quickly avert your eyes. Doing just as you had moments prior to her walking in, she glances around the room. Her brow creases and the corners of her mouth turn down slightly when she sees the few groups of ponies laughing over their drinks.

You figure that, if anything, you can make your night worthwhile by cheering up someone else. You call the bartender over and order her another glass of her wine. As he trots toward her, she scrunches her nose and raises an eyebrow.

"But I only had enough for one dr-Oh! Oh..." Her expression is now one of curiosity, and she’s looking around the bar. When her eyes fall upon your gentle smile, the corner of her mouth turns up in an awkward smirk and her cheeks flush slightly. She walks over with her drinks, eyes unable to meet yours. She sits next to you, and a few moments pass before she finally speaks.

"...Hi..."
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Dayum.

I just had to share this with you. Wasn't here all day and was browsing that obscure blogspot instead. There I found this picture!

Just look at that! Just think about how many weeks of work must have went into that picture? I am truly impressed, has to be the best thing this fandom has produced so far.
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>>1963837
Hard Day's Work!
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Something Bill Nye said confused me, and I thought every object in the universe was made of cells, and by extension was alive and had feelings. This seriously fucked me up, as I had to apologize to something if I kicked it accidentally. That's also when I started communicating with my stuffed animals telepathically, and some could convince me to do things I didn't want to. I had both friends and enemies within their ranks, and had to line them all up next to me in bed with their heads poking out of the blanket so I barely had any room -- if I slept with just one animal then the rest would become furious.
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It takes all your strength not to laugh; her embarrassment is palpable and she’s apparently not used to this kind of treatment. You give her your most encouraging smile and raise your glass. She returns the favor, grinning and raising her own. They clink together and you’re finally able to laugh, the tension between you abated. She tells you about her day, and how stressful it was. There were tons of heavy deliveries, and she’s exhausted. Worst of all, she tells you how she clipped a tree branch in an attempt to save a falling package. She had been scuffed up, but proudly stated that the package hadn’t been harmed in any way.
The corner of her proud smile raises in confusion as you move your hand forward to pluck a leaf from her mane.

"Oh jeez..." She blushes, mussing up her mane with her hooves to rid it of any other stray twigs or leaves. You laugh and tell her that she's fine. Her smile returns and she idly turns the glass of wine on the bar top. She looks up at you warmly, and your heart practically melts. "Thank you. I was worried that my evening would be as tough as my day. You...you really saved it for me." She's embarrassed again, eyes focusing on anything in the room but where you currently sit. You assure her that it’s no problem, telling her that you’re glad you could make her day better somehow.
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>>1963854

"And you didn't even have to fly into any trees! Heheh-ow!" She winces. You lean in, concerned, but she waves you off with a smile. "Oh, nothing I haven't felt before. Tough days leave you sore. Just wish the drinks would do a better job taking care of that." She looked at the bartender with a mock glare, but it went unnoticed. You call him over to order another round of drinks and, when he turns his back, you give him the same fake glare. She lets out a stifled chuckle and you join in, making funny faces at each other until your drinks arrive.

After a few rounds, and a lot of small talk, you comment again on her clearly unpleasant soreness.

"Ah, it's nothing, really! Don't worry about it, I'm always kinda sore after work," she states, slightly hunched over in her seat. You tell her you can help with her current situation.

"Oh?" She tilts her head and scrunches her nose. You raise your hands and wiggle your fingers. She tilts her head in the other direction before her eyes open in surprise. "Oh! Oh wow, I don't think I've ever had a massage before. That's the kinda stuff for fancy ponies, right? I really couldn't-" You cut her off and assure her that it would be your pleasure.
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>>1963861
You can't help but grin when you're around her. She just carries this air of happiness around her, even if she's had a tough day. It's no wonder everpony seems to be in good spirits after getting the mail. Her excuses for refusing a massage fall on deaf ears, and you tell her that you insist, that she’s entitled to one for all her hard work.

"Okay, okay. I guess." She looks around sheepishly once more, and you can tell she's embarrassed again. You let her think on it this time, however. After a few moments her eyes meet yours - a gorgeous shade of gold set atop her rosy cheeks.

"Would you like to... come back to my house?"
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The drinks hit you harder than you’d anticipated. The start of your walk to her house had been rather wobbly. Derpy trotted happily alongside you, your hand resting gently against her neck. She would pull or push against you, whenever needed, to keep you from falling flat on your face.

"You humans are silly. Two legs? Four gives you better balance!" She bumps into you, almost sending you over, before pulling you back against her. She grins and blushes as she shoulders your weight easily. You smile, partly at her antics, but mostly due to her impressive strength. You had an idea that she had to be fit to be a mailmare, but to what extent you had no clue. With her help you stand up straight again and you can feel her shoulders, solid and strong. You trace your hand up her neck and she sighs happily, nuzzling against your hand with her cheek. She playfully bites your sleeve and trots a little faster towards her house.

You stumble in the door with a laugh, and she leads you to the couch. You scratch at her ear, eliciting a squeal, before she breaks away.
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"Lemme get outta this and then you can keep that promise of yours," she grinned and winked at you. Biting the strap of her satchel gently, she tugged, and the bags came loose. She wriggled out of them with ease and stretched her wings.
Walking over the the couch you took a seat on, she slowly sits down in front of you. Her gorgeous golden eyes meet yours for a moment before darting away.

"It's...not gonna hurt, is it? I've never had a massage before," she admits sheepishly. Leaning forward, you place your hands on her cheeks, causing her to gasp and close her eyes. Gently, you trace your fingers up to her temples before having them focus on the base of her ears, kneading and squeezing them softly. She coos softly into the palms of your hands, letting herself melt into them. Her eyes open slowly, and you can't help but grin at the fact that one of them is askew. You move your fingers to the corners of her eyes and close her eyelids gently. She breathes heavily into your hands, turning around so that her back faces you this time.
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>>1963865
what if diamond tiara is a vampire and she killed applejack and now applebloom learns vampire-slaying martial arts from scootaloo to defeat her

while sweetie belle tags along
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You start with her neck, and she gasps. You can just feel the tension - years and years of hard work and stress - all pent up in this adorable grey pony. Working down, you can feel her relax. Your hands meet her shoulders, and she stifles a moan. Testing her limits, you press your thumbs into the base of her neck.

"Ah! It- it kinda hurts...but it feels great..." You simply nod and smile, letting your hands do the talking. Your thumbs dig into her shoulders once more. "Ahn! Mmmh..."

She's like putty in your hands. They skillfully work around her shoulders, and down her forelegs. You focus on all the tense spots, massaging and kneading until they melt away. Her soft sighs and gasps let you know you're doing your job well. After finishing her forelegs, your hands trace back up to her shoulders. Working your way down, your thumbs rub against the base of her wings. There’s a slight stir, and Derpy lets loose a cry.
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Hello, my children. It's me, Princess Celestia of Equestria, here with an important message for all of you. I haven't much time, as communicating this way across the various dimensions of reality is quite exhausting.

Due to my omnipotence and omniscience, I am well aware of how much you love the stories of my faithful student Twilight Sparkle and all her friends. What you may not know, though, is that Ponyville, Canterlot, and all of Equestria are very real places. The visions you see on "the Hub" are less a fiction and more of a chronicling of day-to-day events in my realm.

What's more, you have a very real opportunity to fully experience all these things, ponies, and places yourself. You can submerge yourself in the magic of friendship in a way you can't possibly imagine, and certainly in a way that isn't available to the boring, mundane realm where you currently live. Equestria, and all that is has to offer, is an option for you. I'm actually quite stunned that you weren't aware of this until now.

All you must do to leave your current existence behind and enter into a much more rewarding, meaningful life in Equestria is shed the mortal flesh which keeps you chained and imprisoned as you are. You're a resourceful person. Surely you can find a means to end yourself and be reborn as you were truly meant to be. I'll even let you choose which breed of pony you'd like to live as.

You need merely recite "I believe in Equestria" three times as you draw the blade down your arm, or swallow the bottle of medicine, or pull the trigger on the firearm pointed at your head. It's that simple. I'm waiting for you, my children. Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle, and all the other citizens of our world are waiting for you, as well. We're so excited to meet you.
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>>1963854
Am I supposed to imagene myself as a human?
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Please stop.
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>>1963874
Why did you quote my ASCII post? The fuck is wrong with you? Stay away from me!
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"Oh!" She squeals. Your hands dart away and she squirms. "No! I mean... no, please! K-keep going!" You cautiously bring your hands to the base of her wings once more, and she starts panting. Her wings begin to stiffen, and you finally realize the cause of her squeal. With a smirk, you firmly grasp the base of her wings and squeeze.

"Oh, Celestia! G-go! More!" she moans aloud. Her back left hoof is tapping on the floor as you work her wings. In a matter of moments they’re fully spread and you’re hard at work massaging all around their base. Her squeals and moans become louder and faster, and you can't help but find yourself enjoying this as well. You shift in your seat, trying your best to make your trapped erection more comfortable. Without warning, she jolts back against the couch and into your lap, her shoulders and forelegs twitching every so often. Your cheeks turn red hot as your hands fumble. Her gyrating slows a bit, and you can hear her chuckle.

"Mmm... you too? C'mon, I don't want to be selfish,” she says breathily. She cranes her neck to see you, and for the first time in the night, it’s you that can’t look her in the eye. You start to ask her if the massage is going to be put on hold when she cuts you off.
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>>1963859
>>1963853
Go on you two
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"No, no...we'll help each other out." You can sense it in her voice, and with a twitch of her wings, you quickly find out what she means. Unbuckling your belt, you free your cock from its prison and it comes to rest between her erect wings. She pushes against you and gives her wings a light flap. Your hips jerk involuntarily, eliciting a giggle from her. Your hands move down, underneath her wings and to her sides. Once more they begin their work, kneading and massaging her flanks. She lifts her wings, squeezing against you gently, and begins to flap them slowly. You move your hips in time with her wings, both of you breathing heavily.

Your shaking hands trace down her flanks and to her toned belly. They move further down until you slip a finger inside of her, the other teasing at her clit. Her flapping is becoming erratic now, and you can hardly hold on. She comes first, gushing over your hands as her wings stiffen, unable to flap any more. You help her ride out her orgasm, playing with her until her twitches subside and she gains control of her wings once more.

"Oh my... oh my Celestia..." She let out a contented laugh.
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>>1963881
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Without warning, her wings spring up again, and your cock is once again held snugly between them. She pushes your hands away gently with the tips of her wings, and begins her work. This is all her, and you let her do her work. She grinds her back into you as she flaps, twisting her shoulders, flapping her wings intermittently. You almost lose it then and there, but you hold yourself back. Your louder moans only encourage her further as she shimmies slightly and bounces up and down as the base of her wings grind into your cock.

Unable to last any longer, you give her warning, but she's already taken action. Feeling your body tense up, she pushes herself forward and lifts herself into the air with a strong flap of her wings. With incredible grace, she flips upside down, her lips gently brushing over the head of your cock before plunging down to the hilt, her tongue running over your shaft. Still upside down, she moans against your cock as you explode into her mouth. As you gasp for air and attempt to comprehend what just happened, she slowly and gently lowers herself. First, her front hooves rest on your knees, then her stomach slowly comes to rest upon yours, and finally her rump lands right in your face. With several big gulps, she swallows every drop. As you automatically place your hands on her cheeks and squeeze, she releases your dick with a wet ‘pop’.
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Rose: HEY GIRLS GUESS WHAT!
Daisy & Lily: WHAT?!
Rose: *Lifts leg and farts*
Daisy: Rose that's nasty!
Rose: Wait for it....
Lily: Hey do you suddenly smell roses?
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MY LITTLE BRONY
I used to like the show and EQD
MY LITTLE BRONY
Until you destroyed this fandom for me

Shitty fanfics, tons of porn,
(with Fluttershy's cooch and Twilight's horn)
Legally changing your middle name;
You guys are all so fucking lame, yeah

MY LITTLE BRONY
Don't you know you faggots make us look baaaaaaaaaaad
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You try to catch your breath and gasp as you feel her lap at your cock. You lean up to look, and she's looking back at you, golden eyes half-lidded with lust, one slightly askew. She wiggles her rump in your hands, her wet slit only inches from your face.

"Well, since you're already there~..."
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>>1963893
Dude you should go with farting dogs, especially the big ones, when it's cold it just feels so good for a dog to fart hot air in your face.
a bit stinky but it's worth it
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>>1963892
Hwy did anybody ever find this funny?
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>>1963890
I know man, it's old as fuck, I just wanted to say something, I'm bored
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNLBm-ZSN4o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KOPil9ABUg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnxxWXme-so
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQZk-e1aymk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMfELM7RNik (About the middle of the episode when they're in the forest)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhRnxmTzj08 (Very end of the episode)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfF-nmFcoQk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er5ea7loz24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzUnB6Gqdxs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP8ajmyLhNk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG5Y3DR_F1k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4OyBnb__VQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJMSEL3c31w (The part with the horses)
http://www.cartoonstock.com/search.asp? ... Greenhead- (This guy has a ton of cartoons involving cows and poop loving flies. I think this guy has a poop fetish ).
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>>1963909
Skeletons
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>>1963892
Jenna: Oh Kodi, I don’t believe you! There is a man out there, maybe dying!
Kodi: We could have lost our jobs because of that man.
Jenna: You think your job is more important than a life? *sigh* I should have gone with Bal-
*Kodi lets out a really squeaky 4 minute fart then blushes*
*Jenna clasps her paws over her muzzle and tries holding back giggles but fails, bursting into an uproar of laughter*
Jenna: I'm so......*snicker*.....sorry......*chuckle* *giggle*.....I......uh......
Kodi (Upset/Embarassed): ......I'm......i'm going to my trailer...........
Director: CUT! Okay, who gave Kodi the chili before he was on?
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hey guys images are back up
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>>1963920
oh u
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A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.

she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"

he said "NO..""

da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she was ded.

he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx
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Oi...cuando yo le diga "Hola Señor Thompson" y le pise el pie, usted mueve la cabeza...
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>>1963909
>having no friends contributes to not being able to exchange
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>>1963909
>>1963912
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCJ7BOeCpkY
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>>1963926
>le
>>>/reddit/
>>>/9fag/
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>>1963934
I almost shat myself you fucker
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this thread i still going? jebus

well, reposting for the morning crowd (sort of) in case anyone wanted to read it

D/s roleplay with Rainbow Dash, for TAW

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/26505/rainbow---Dash
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>>1963935
Ok I chuckled
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>1963942
WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KN OW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON’T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN"T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT’S /JP/, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT
WHIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG FRUITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
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>>1963934
2SPOOKY
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>>1963947
>Not posting /mlp/ vesion

KILL YOU'RE SELF.
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>>1963912
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON
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>>1963947
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>1963951
I don't have it
;_;
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where on earth are our janitors
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>>1963957
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>1963942
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>1963947
your a fucking faggot bro... go jerk off your father while rubbing your mother's (who happens to be your fathers sister) tits, you inbred piece of shit... go make something of your miserable existence on this planet you little pussy. i know an autistic person who would kick the living shit out you... go listen to your fucking gay, shitty, old people music because that shit is gay
basically man, id suggest killing yourself. seriously dude ud be doing the world a huge favor. gun store
find the nearest gun store... buy a small, cheap handgun (because your probably a dirt poor piece of shit), write a letter to the world saying how your meaningless existence really wasnt helping the world much... put the gun you bought to your mouth, pull the trigger... and ill throw a party and dance on your grave... you fucking faggot.
enjoy being a nobody for the rest of your life until you finally have the balls
to kill yourself pussy... u wont do it
i will rape you both anally and annually... you will have an annually raping that will hurt... im going to stick a lead pipe with barbed wire up your cock hole and asshole and rip out the pipe so you can enjoy removing the barbs you fucking faggot..
ill rape you and rape your corpse after i rape you to death.... faggot... ill come slit your fucking hroat in the middle of the night after u watch me rape ur mom
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PUZyoAutYh
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fuck this I'm out
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>>1963956
WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN"T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /MLP/, NEWSFLASH, PONIES HAVE SEX TOO, OTHERWISE EQUESTRIA WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT WHIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF MARE VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG RARITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
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WE HERE A FART FROM SCOOBY AND WE SEE HIS PENIS GO COMANDO ON WALTER THE FARTING DOG WHILE WALTER SAYS "LOOK AT MY BALLS AND MY DICK BECAUSE I'M SO GAY AND I SPANK MY MONKEY TO SCOOBY'S FARTS, JAKE'S FARTS, AND MY FARTS BECAUSE I WATCH SPONG BOB RIP HIS PENIS WHILE HE WAS ALL LIKE "ALL YA STEROIDS YA ROIDS YES ALL YA" BUT THEY WERNT STEROIDS, THEY WERE ASSES BECAUSE THE ASS LEVEL WAS HIGH LIKE REX ON CRACK LAST NIGHT DURING THE FART ORGY WITH MAH BOI AND THE FARTING COWS WHICH THERE FARTS NUDER ME LIKE THE GAY PROSTATE DOC ON STEROIDS WITH HIS ASS BUDDIE STICKING DILDOS UP SCOOBY WHILE HES DOING THE FART SCENE WHICH GIVES ME A BONER THAT LASTS FOR WEEKS LIKE REX HUMPING DILDOS TO THE OGEY LAST NIGHT, WITH HIS PENIS THAT IS "BIG AND HASTY LIKE A BIG N TASTY OFF THE DOLLAR MENU" WHILE REX MASTERBATES TO RUFF RUFFMAN'S DICK WHILE RUFF RUFFMAN GIVES ME A BLOW JOB WHILE PLAYING GAY BASEBALL WITH HIS PENIS."
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>>1963966
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>1963969
Thaml ypi
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>1963957
I'm not sure, but we're on page 3 of 6.
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>*
If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfucker. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.
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>>1963972
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>1963978
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>1963966
Yeah, see ya later.
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>>1963978
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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and to think, this is going in the archive.
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>>1963991

I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
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what the fuck is going on

I just came here
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>>1963969
>FAGGOT FAG FAG RARITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA

Gets me every time
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>>1963991
The world has to know what happened here.
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This is a little much.
Cut it out.
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>>1963993
WE HERE A FART FROM SCOOBY AND WE SEE HIS PENIS GO COMANDO ON WALTER THE FARTING DOG WHILE WALTER SAYS "LOOK AT MY BALLS AND MY DICK BECAUSE I'M SO GAY AND I SPANK MY MONKEY TO SCOOBY'S FARTS, JAKE'S FARTS, AND MY FARTS BECAUSE I WATCH SPONG BOB RIP HIS PENIS WHILE HE WAS ALL LIKE "ALL YA STEROIDS YA ROIDS YES ALL YA" BUT THEY WERNT STEROIDS, THEY WERE ASSES BECAUSE THE ASS LEVEL WAS HIGH LIKE REX ON CRACK LAST NIGHT DURING THE FART ORGY WITH MAH BOI AND THE FARTING COWS WHICH THERE FARTS NUDER ME LIKE THE GAY PROSTATE DOC ON STEROIDS WITH HIS ASS BUDDIE STICKING DILDOS UP SCOOBY WHILE HES DOING THE FART SCENE WHICH GIVES ME A BONER THAT LASTS FOR WEEKS LIKE REX HUMPING DILDOS TO THE OGEY LAST NIGHT, WITH HIS PENIS THAT IS "BIG AND HASTY LIKE A BIG N TASTY OFF THE DOLLAR MENU" WHILE REX MASTERBATES TO RUFF RUFFMAN'S DICK WHILE RUFF RUFFMAN GIVES ME A BLOW JOB WHILE PLAYING GAY BASEBALL WITH HIS PENIS."
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>>1963999
Oh... Are you man? I think your mad, poor little faggot got pissed off over the internet over a crude drawing of the female form. What a sad pathetic life you must live.

Would you be male or female? I'm going to guess male, probably young. Never had much of a love life did you? Always a little to hesitant with the girls. Now you live all alone. What that must feel like, to lurk the worlds largest image board just to rage over a drawing of all things.

You must think about suicide a lot huh? Today might be the day if you ask me. Just go out and buy a gun, put the muzzle to the side of that pretty little skull of yours, pull the trigger and all your problems will vanish in a haze.

Trust me, this is the way to go.
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>>1963999
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>1963993
No images, so we're just shitting up the thread
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>>1964006
When in doubt, add monkeys. In fact, write a short bit, then stop and say to yourself "why can't this character be a monkey?" If you can not come up with five good reasons why that character shouldn't be a monkey, then try making them a monkey, and have them act accordingly.

For example, you make a story only to discover that it's a shallow clone of Conan the Barbarian. No problem, just make the protagonist a sword-swinging barbarian monkey. Your story will be instantly more entertaining.

If you dislike monkeys, then monkeys can be alternated for other animals, such as beavers, hippopotami, and the welsh. Do not, however, make all of your characters animals, or else you will be writing furry fiction.
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Only 27 images to go!
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>>1964006
but why

what did this horse to do deserve this
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Yfw 2M is gorilla warfare
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>>1964009
It knows what it did
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>>1964009
WE HERE A FART FROM SCOOBY AND WE SEE HIS PENIS GO COMANDO ON WALTER THE FARTING DOG WHILE WALTER SAYS "LOOK AT MY BALLS AND MY DICK BECAUSE I'M SO GAY AND I SPANK MY MONKEY TO SCOOBY'S FARTS, JAKE'S FARTS, AND MY FARTS BECAUSE I WATCH SPONG BOB RIP HIS PENIS WHILE HE WAS ALL LIKE "ALL YA STEROIDS YA ROIDS YES ALL YA" BUT THEY WERNT STEROIDS, THEY WERE ASSES BECAUSE THE ASS LEVEL WAS HIGH LIKE REX ON CRACK LAST NIGHT DURING THE FART ORGY WITH MAH BOI AND THE FARTING COWS WHICH THERE FARTS NUDER ME LIKE THE GAY PROSTATE DOC ON STEROIDS WITH HIS ASS BUDDIE STICKING DILDOS UP SCOOBY WHILE HES DOING THE FART SCENE WHICH GIVES ME A BONER THAT LASTS FOR WEEKS LIKE REX HUMPING DILDOS TO THE OGEY LAST NIGHT, WITH HIS PENIS THAT IS "BIG AND HASTY LIKE A BIG N TASTY OFF THE DOLLAR MENU" WHILE REX MASTERBATES TO RUFF RUFFMAN'S DICK WHILE RUFF RUFFMAN GIVES ME A BLOW JOB WHILE PLAYING GAY BASEBALL WITH HIS PENIS."
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>>1964009
share a board with the /b/read
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>>1964009
/b/ had a shitty get earlier.
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>>1964008
but they'll never be posted
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This thread is going to 404 naturally quite soon and it will be impossible to make another thread.
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>>1964019
My god. We are trapped here forever
(screams internally)
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>>1964023
Think for a moment before you post, please
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How come there are only 6 pages?
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/b/ please desist, you have an entire board to do this shit in, why insist on stayign in a ded thread approching page 15
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>>1964029
This board is only alive because the Generals
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>>1964029
Why would there be more for a board dedicated to MLP?
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>>1964018
and why are we getting spammed?
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>>1964028
Excuse me?
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>>1964023
>404 naturally

We are currently on page 3.

Of 6.

>impossible to make another thread

That's why we aren't 404ing RIGHT NOW.
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>>1964037
NO ONE can post threads.
That means we literally cannot 404.
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>>1964034
I thought there were more in the past?
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>stopped images at 225
>shitposting vainly
>this circumstance continues shitposting endlessly
pathetic motherfucker, how dare
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>>1964044
My God.
We are in limo. Trapped forever in a image less thread. Doomed to post ascii and stale copy pasta.
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>>1964046
There are, but there are no threads to reach more pages. This board has a bunch of threads and like 5 or 6 Generals.

That's all.
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Do I get to post an image?
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>>1964053
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>>1964053
No, fuck you
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>>1964048
Or we just make new copy pasta
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>>1964053
stop that
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TEST BOOP
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>>1964056
>That feel when 4chan ate your image
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We're back?

Test.
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is this real life?
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We alive again
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Neat, lets kill this fucking thread and get a new one.
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I like the yellow one. She adorable.
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Kill it!
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Yes, we back
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NEW HORSE QUICKLY
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>>1964077
Hnng, pony tongues
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DESTROY THE THREAD WITH PONOS
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Please kill me, I don't deserve to live... *cough*
spare me the pain of existing!
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>>1964080
Yellow one is my waifu
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Time to kill the horse
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TIME TO KILL THIS THREAD
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Fuck
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>Upload failed
FUCK
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SO FUCKING CLOSE
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GOD WHY
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>tfw brief window for thread destruction snatched away again
is moot running 4chan on the diablo 3 servers?
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OH COME ON MOOT
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Fuck image limit guys, next time someone make a new thread quickly
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Now we can be together forever
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>>1964123
That's it. Moot does this deliberately.
He likes to watch us squirm
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TOLD YOU TO MAKE A NEW HORSE WHEN WE HAd THE CHANCE

NOW WE'RE STUCK AGAIN
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GODDAMN IT. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.


Bring on the copy pasta
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>>1964131
This
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GUYS I WANT TO LEAVE
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I WANT TO GET OFF MR PONE'S WILD RIDE
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>>1964155
XDD
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>>1964160
lel
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best pony.jpg
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>>1964179
my nigga
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>>1964179
But that's a picture of Equestria.
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guys, are we ded?
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>>1964179
it's shit
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what the fuck happened here
>9 hour thread
jesus christ
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>>1964179
How did you get a picture of my dick?
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>friend trying to get me to cosplay pones with her group
>she wants me as the team's Discord

Oh god this is tempting
what do guys
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>>1964190
No images.
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OH HAI GUYS WATS GOING ON IN THIS THRED
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>>1964194
I HATE YOU, DON'T ASK ME WHY BUT I FUCKING HATE YOU, YOU RUINED EVERYTHING
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>>1964198
we can't leave
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>>1964179
oh boy are we going to fat pony fetish talk the image downtime away


it's not like we have anything else to do or anything.

>mrscakebellybutton.png
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>>1964204
What else is new?
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>>1964194
fuck off brony piece of shit
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>>1964190
/b/ got a GET and decided to take it out on /mlp/.
Then image posting went down for hours.
Janitors/mods cleared out a bunch of spam threads.
We are trapped in a hell of our own making.
There's only 9 images to go but FUCK THAT SHIT NEXT TIME IMAGE POSTING COMES UP SOMEBODY MAKE A NEW GODDAMNED THREAD
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>>1964205
i would fuck mrs. cake's tits and cum all over her big belly
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Funtimes !Partays6Ms 05/16/12(Wed)09:16 No.1963415 [Reply] [ ! ]
/b/read 2.0.1
+ 272 posts and 24 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

heuheuehuehuh
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>>1964194
dress like those humanized versions with all the mismatched cloths.
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Which pony enjoys flatulence the most?
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>>1964218
>+ 272 posts and 24 image replies omitted

Ha.
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>>1964218
Hahahaha
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>>1964218
>a /b/read not at near parity with posts and images

snrrrrrk
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>>1964194
Take pictures of the hot one and post them here
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>>1964218
they must be suffering, RPing is practically the only thing they do in that thread
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>>1964224
Yeah, that's the idea

And because I generally act like a wacky piece of shit at cons all I have to do is act how I usually do to fit Discord
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>>1964246
Pls leave right now.
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>>1964246
take pictures.
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>>1964246
Dress like The Burdened
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>>1964218
and we thought WE were suffering


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>>1963938
you! Assuming you're still here, that was awesome, I enjoyed it greatly, it was everything I'd hoped for. <3
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>>1963938
>The things you think are grammatical errors in this story ARE INTENTIONAL.

thats stupid. You're stupid
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>>1964258
What are you working on right now?
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>>1964274
Friend-off entry
Completely non-sexual
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I've suffered too long. Time for video games.
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>>1964241
She and her group haven't done anything pone related yet

>>1964254
I will if it happens
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>>1964273
i put that in there because i anticipated a thousand people saying 'OMG YOU DIDN'T CAPITALIZE DASH'S NAME OR 'I' AT ALL'
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>>1964217
>not fucking her bellybutton

it's like you don't want to use her large belly as a bouncy castle
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>>1964258
oh hey, it's you
thanks, i'm glad it was okay
i put a lot of personal investment into that story
i'm not sure anyone will get it
but as long as you liked it, that's good
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>>1964273
Fimfiction userbase man

>>1964280
which artist did you get?
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Why are you guys so slow?
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>>1964292
Jr.! Best pairing
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>1600 posts
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>>1964283
which is pretty retarded
the first one was so obvious a glaring error that there's no way you wouldn't have caught it if it wasn't intentional, and after the third I realised what you were doing. It was pretty clever, I liked that.
>>1964289
It was more than okay, it was basically exactly how I imagined Dash acting in that kind of situation
makes me feel like mine wasn't good enough though
>>1964292
Jr
I might do two, because like, his nsfw stuff deserves appreciation too
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>>1964296
Oh I thought you were darf
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>>1964134
Fuck you, old horse. You die now!
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>>1964297
>we are here forever
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NEW THREAD FAST
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>>1964309
>>1964313
>UPLOAD FAILED
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>>1964308
real talk
i was a little disappointed in yours
you kind of went a way different directionw with it than i thought you were going to
it was still nice
just not anywhere near the level of your scootaloo story
or necessarily what i had in mind for that request

was still fun though, trades with you always get me working fast
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we ded
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>>1964297
new record?
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>>1964327
yeah I wasn't certain whether you'd like that or not
I figured that given your Twilight story you might
but
I guess I was wrong

okay, ignore it!
I'll write another one!
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>>1964338
We had 2000 some time ago
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>>1964338
isn't the record like 2k?
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>>1964338

nah, we got to 2000 before
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Welp looks like we're going back to talking about which oponies bellybuttons we'd fuck the most or something in order to pass the time
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>>1964341
that's the kind of thing i find appealing if it's carried out to the proper extent
but it felt a little forced in your thing
it was obvious you were writing outside your comfort zone
don't worry about another one, requests is requests, sometimes they turn out, and sometimes not
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>>1964342
>>1964343
>>1964345
That was horribly forced and artificual though
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>>1964348
Chubbynurse.
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>>1964350
And this isn't?
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>>1964342
>>1964343
>>1964345

what? when it happened?
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In a meanwhile, someone get ready to make new thread, please. We at 247 image.
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>>1964349
no I mean it, I wasn't completely happy with it myself. I won't get right on it because I need to get this friend-off stuff done and should really actually do some of my other requests, but I'll redo it differently anyway.
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This horse smells rotten.
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>>1964352
This is beyond our control. We aren't actively sitting in an old general for 2 hours and getting the post count up to 2k.
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>>1964358

I've got one waiting for the right opportunity again.
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>>1964218
Fucking lol.

Pathetic /b/read niggers.
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we finally ded
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>>1964388
No, we waiting
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>>1964388
Who gives a shit. These threads don't deserve to be popular anyway.
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>>1964393
No, I'm sure we ded
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>>1964396
>>>/b/redditchandaily
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The hiatus hit us hard
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>>1964397
we 2 images away from really ded
we still ded though
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can I make the new horse? I wanna make a horse!
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>>1964406
Art-Anon called dibs on it.
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>>1964406
you can't make a horse while ded
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>>1964406
There wont be a new horse
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>>1964408
dang!
One day I'll make a horse
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>>1964406
>making a new horse
but what cute ponay would you post?
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>>1964406
Not yet.
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>>1964413
Just have one ready at the end of the next thread, press submit and link it here.
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>>1964416
I would post purple horse
or blue horse
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>Try making new horse
>Upload failed
>Upload failed
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>Upload Failed
>Upload Failed

Images borked?
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governments should be afraid of their horses
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>>1964424
Faggots that don't read the threas like you deserve to die.

I hope you die.
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>>1964430
>Expecting someone to read a 1650 post thread
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>>1964430
I hope you die for wishing for someone to die.
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>>1964432
We were talking about that for the last 500/600 posts
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I NEED TO POST CUTE PONY
http://i.imgur.com/iPF7m.png
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INCOMING NEW THREAD!

MAKE IT FAST!
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>>1964436
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NEW HORSE HERE
NEW HORSE HERE
NEW HORSE HERE
NEW HORSE HERE
NEW HORSE HERE
NEW HORSE HERE
NEW HORSE HERE
NEW HORSE HERE
NEW HORSE HERE
NEW HORSE HERE
NEW HORSE HERE
NEW HORSE HERE


>>1964439
>>1964439
>>1964439
>>1964439
>>1964439
>>1964439
>>1964439
>>1964439
>>1964439
>>1964439
>>1964439
>>1964439
>>1964439
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>>1964439
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>>1964439
>>1964439


GOGOGOGOGO
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>>1964436
MOTHERFUCKER
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>>1964442

FINALLY FREEEE
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>>1964353
You must be new etc.
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>>1964458
only new people tried to get to 2000 posts, we were well past the image limit that fay.

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