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Old horse >>1948368

You were all too slow so you get a Scratch thread as punishment
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>scratch thread
>Punishment
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Second for pinkie
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Previous Thread
>>1948368

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What's this? Pank thread?
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>>1951111
>2 and quads
So close
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>>1951127
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Would you roll around in the grass with AJ?
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>Club Butthole brought up in last thread
>Scratch OP now

Well, you know what it's time for.
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The generals are the best thing that happened to the show.
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>>1951127
for a frame, I could have thought it lookd like she had really bad armpit hair
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can we please have a thread without the stupid bullshit.
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>>1951141
pls no
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>>1951111
2SLOW
get it because it was 2 posts away
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MLPG sure loves drama
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>>1951140
Yes.
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>>1951150
>thread without the stupid bullshit
>posts Nanaki
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>>1951150
>caring about him
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>>1951150
then why did you post that?
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>>1951161
Of course
We're furries
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>>1951127
Well, why not.
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>>1951135
Not all punishment
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>>1951145
but from the generals spawned everything that is wrong with the fandom.
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>tfw when drawing for 2 years
>tfw when tiara has become more popular than a shitload of people in 2 months
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THIS HORSE IS GOING TO BE PERFECT
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>>1951177
Negatory.
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>>1951135
>you would never have mini Lyra nuzzle your finger
>Mini Lyra would never beg for more
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>>1951197
Your art is bad I guess you are anon for a reason.
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>>1951197
I'd rather be skilled than popular I think.
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>>1951196
Everything that is wrong with the fandom is it's own existence.
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Post your horse porn folder MLPG!
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>>1951196
Also everything good with the fandom
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>>1951176
popular tripfags and famous bronies of the fandom is perfectly on-topic in mlp threads
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>>1951011
my african-american brother
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>>1951210
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>>1951197
You have to pander to the right people.
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>>1951221
>anything good
>fandom
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>>1951197
>wanting to be popular with bronies
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>>1951216
>Not uploading it to somewhere for us

You are a monster.
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>>1951227
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>>1951198
THE KIND OF HORSE OF WHICH I DREAMED SINCE I WAS SMALL
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>>1951197
I'd love to see some of you art. Post something you're really proud of.
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>>1951241
They are willing to pay for his new pc so yes.
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>>1951196
Seth was like a retarded Prometheus who bough down the flame of pony from the sanctuary of /co/ to the mere mortals.

>>1951197
>can't draw or make flash
>even if I worked hard wouldn't progress well

I'll never catch up.
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>>1951222
Okay then!

Who's the most popular tripfag?
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>>1951216
That's disgusting
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>>1951250
Everybrony will gather 'round, say I look lovely in my gown.
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Time to draw ponies!

Oh who am I kidding, I can't draw. I'm terrible.

NO WAIT that's a horrible attitude, I can do anything!

But I'll never be as good as the other drawfags.

BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER
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>>1951259
>sonic OC's
EVERY TIME
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>>1951254
Anonymous is the best, I mean the guy is awesome, always delivers and acts like a Ceasar with a hundred heads when you ask him.
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>>1951271
Draw thunderlane being lazy
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>>1951259
>Sonic OC's
>Preggo Luna
>Renamon
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>>1951259
Pffftahahahaha
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>>1951271
Draw Dash hugging a cloud lovingly
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>>1951254
Most popular tripfag who frequents the General? Nanaki I guess
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>>1951278
you know if you are going to talk about yourself you should remember to take your trip of faggot
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>>1951254
Seth used to visit
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>>1951299
Stop samefagging retard, we can see your name.
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>>1951271
>I want to write
>Open up OpenOffice
>MFW inspiration goes poof
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>>1951254
Leth. Everyone loves Leth.

EVERYONE MUST LOVE LETH

WHY AREN'T YOU JOINING IN THE CIRCLEJERK
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Hi, I'm a terrible writefag. What should I write:

Ambiguously gay Mormon ponies
Pony protesters on a blimp
Braeburn turning everyone gay
That thing for the friend off

Or does someone have some other prompt? Trying to get back into writing.
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>Queen of Pain
>Balanced
Pick 1
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>>1951150
Wow you're dumb.
Countering with tiny Lyra.
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>>1951241
>appeal to deviantart and tumblr crowd
>complain that they're full of morons that just want free shit of their oc's

Did Fluffy never go on DA or Tumblr previously?
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Since it was around this time yesterday, how's
21:00 GMT+2 sound for MLPG DnD this Saturday?
That's around...3 in the afternoon EST I think?
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>>1951313
Don't write anything.
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>>1951311
lethfags pls go
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>>1951299
>stole my trip
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>>1951313
do the friend off.
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>>1951325

>that excited tail wag

HNNNNNGH
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>>1951271
diamond tiara eating a bucket of greasy kfc and spilling greasy all over her body

not obese and no scootaloo jokes please
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>>1951241
>greentexting outside a chan
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>>1951325
>You'll never stick a Q-Tip up mini-Lyra's small micro pussy
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>>1951331
>general dies
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>>1951248
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>>1951311
He's kinda boring though.
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>>1951343
>not obese

fuck your shit
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>>1951325
How dare you delete that for a moment
>>1951315
Singsing greatest co-caster
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>>1951259
>Well I don't see what's so bad about that. Can't say I wouldn't crawl int-
>sonic/pony ocs everywhere
>big tittied luna anthro
>renamon

Oh for goodness' sake
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>>1951338
Alrighty, then. Time for "The Changelings Encounter Bug spray."
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>>1951358
If he wasn't such a gigantic faggot he would be better.
But nope, his breath always smells like dick.
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>>1951369
I just now noticed I accidentally posted in MLPG

But yeah, Sing Sing best co-cast ever.
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>>1951353
HAHHAHAHHAHA
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>>1951241
That's sad
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>>1951385
is it at least delicious futamare horsecock? with a slight after scent of candy horse semen?
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>tries to draw
>it's shit

My reaction:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x39-AgyU3Xg

You drawfags are blessed and gifted and shit.
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Moot is the only good or important tripfag. Prove me wrong.
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>>1951384
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>>1951384
sup BillyColt
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>>1951402
Its sad because he is a retard.
He could sponge a shitload of cash.
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http://www.livestream.com/scorpiordinance

anyone up for some hot tan human celestia ass in thong
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>>1951414
>Moot
>good
HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I am the greatest!
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>>1951417
Aw, shit, I been found out.
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>>1951414
Moot is a huge ass faggot but he's a cool guy after all

>tfw you watched him growing up with his business and life.
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>>1951429
2lessfaceless4me
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>>1951429
Fuck you that's my line
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>>1951423
So he doesn't come here anymore or anything?
He's finished?
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>>1951423
You could also make a lot of money cleaning septic tanks
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>>1951405
>futamare horsecock

i like the combination of these words together
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>>1951444
Nobody cares about tripfag drama
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>don't even like pony porn
>look at most of it anyways to see how well artists draw also find it entertaining

I can say Tiara has a ways to go but he definitely seems to be improvingjust needs to really work on that pony anatomy
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>>1951438
It is a good feel
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>>1951429
No.

I am the greatest!
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>>1951444
Yes.

>>1951448
Hue hue hue xd
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>>1951448
Someone post that one video.
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>>1951429
The greatest piece of shit to talk this Earth
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>>1951465
someone please dont
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>>1951465
>>1951473
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq2RxF4psi8
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Yo anon. Raribat is finished.

It looks helluva weird with horn so I just... discarded it.
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>>1951450
I second that sentiment.
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>>1951490
Oh my.
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>>1951488
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>>1951491
>wake up
>see this

What do.
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even: I read >fanfic for the friend off
odd: Horse Effect 3
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>>1951450
would you let the futamare Mane6 jizz their candy pone semen all over your face?
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>>1951490
You doing the whole cast son?
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>>1951488
>diablo 3 gameplay.mkv
Ahaha oh fuck.
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>>1951506
She wants to fuck man.
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>>1951512
Yes.
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>>1951508
stop procastinating white
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>>1951408
>are blessed and gifted and shit
with time and aspiration probably
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>>1951520
My sides
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>>1951488
>dat top comment
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>>1951488
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>>1951506
Go to the clinic to get tested for STDs
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>>1951491
Masturbate furiously
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>>1951490
BUT BAT WINGS DON'T WORK LIKE THAT
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>>1951506
Bend over
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>>1951491
Why is this set of gifs giving me boners and where can I find more?
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>on yesterday
>talk of glitter glue finally leaving MLPG
>all is well
>check archive
>turns out he's back
>my fucking face when

Guess a few days without people constantly kissing his ass was too much for him.
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>>1951522
Would you leave your mouth open, trying to see whos flavor belonged to who?
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>>1951515
Someone made that Pinkiebat I was basing on but... whole cast would be... hm maybe. For now I have other stuff to finish and take care off.

We'll see.
>>1951544
YEAH NEITHER DOES THEIR FACES I KNO RITE?
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>>1951520
>implying you can even play diablo 3
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>>1951565
I should try my hands on Fluttershy
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Poor mixermike.
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>>1951565
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CHANGE A FEW LINES

HOLD ON LEMME SHOW YOU
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>>1951577
fuck you, any minute now it will retrieve my hero list.
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>>1951506
Depends on whether or not she's up for sloppy morning breath make-outs.
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>>1951558

He never said he was leaving, just taking a break during the hiatus and posted again because people overreacted and thought he was QUITTING THE FANDOM FOR GOOD
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>>1951565
>YEAH NEITHER DOES THEIR FACES I KNO RITE?
Chesire, I thought you were better than this.
flying foxes/fruit bats have faces somewhat like that.
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>>1951565
pony bats?
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>>1951586
Indeed
You can see him turnng insane in his journal history
There's more and more CAPSLOCK as time passes
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>>1951544
>the bat wing is a mutated hand

NOPE.dlc
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>>1951605
It took me up until yesterday to understand why they put a vampire in Sesame Street.
The COUNT
COUNT Dracula
COUNT numbers
>mfw that realization
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Ponies
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>>1951635
>how do evolutionary biology?
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>>1951565
>never seen a fruit bat
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>>1951621
I'll check his journal.

Poor unfortunate soul.
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>>1951645
Pinkie looks great pressed against the ground
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>>1951635

requesting Lyrabat
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>you will never feel your favorite ponybat lovingly suck your blood.
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>>1951665
She would look just as great pressed against my penis
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>>1951673
You will never feed your favorite ponybat a peach
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>>1951635
>doesn't know shit about evolutionary biology

Confirmed for american
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>>1951558
sup ross
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>>1951565
HERE

IT'S A SHITTY PAINTOVER BUT YOU SHOULD GET THE IDEA

THEIR WINGS ARE BASICALLY REALLY LONG ARMS AND HANDS
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>>1951588
I WILL. I JUST HAVE TO DEAL WITH OTHER STUFF RIGHT NOW. THAT WAS VALID POINT. THANK YOU!
>>1951603
Hey hey hey I'm just responding with caps to caps. It felt right!
...oh look they actually does. I thought about whole other species all the time.
>>1951578
Go for it. Gooo for it.
>>1951605
Always
>>1951655
Shush...
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>>1951645
Ponies
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>>1951673
>bats
>sucking blood
You're thinking of vampires, brah
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>>1951637
Because a part of vampire folklore says that they HAVE to count things when they see them. You could distract them by dropping sand, then they had to count all the sand grains.
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so when you say 'work on it' what do you mean exactly? what is the exact action I should preform?
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>>1951561
What would it taste like by the end? You'd think all of their flavors would blend together into some sort of unrecognizable slurry.
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>>1951649
Man bat can't fap, his hands are dead.

>>1951672
In a fancy hat.
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>>1951635
and a dolphin/whales/manatees fin is also a mutated hand.

whats your point. its evolution baby.
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>>1951683
or a banana
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>>1951635
bird wings are basically mutated hands with only one finger!
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>>1951577
http://us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/5051925707
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>>1951714
or a strawberry
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>>1951694
...
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>>1951719
Would the be perpetually giving the bird, then?
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Scorpi be streaming atm: http://www.livestream.com/scorpiordinance

He's taking free art requests, esp if it involves humanized. No lolis or OCs allowed though.
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>>1951719
one finger and a tiny thumb
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>>1951711
>>1951649
>>1951687
Negatory, I just imagined my arm being that along with my hands.

Mind = blown.
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>>1951694
>you will never wake up to a tiny vampirepony bat trying to nick your heels to lap up some blood
>you will never wake up and notice her trying to do this while she tells you that you're just dreaming and should go back to sleep
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>>1951714
are we doing this again?
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>>1951727
>People defending Blizzard's bullshit
WHY.
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>>1951760
Fanboys.
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>>1951746
That is hilariously adorable.
>You will never kick a vampirepony bat off of your heels because you've grown tired of that bullshit.
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>>1951696
work on your art
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>>1951512
>that feel when you will never close your eyes and open your mouth, cupping your hands beneath your chin and kneeling in readiness as you prepare to receive your gift
>that feel when you will never feel the first shot of hot sticky semen splatter against your face and begin to drip down your cheek
>that feel when in the time it takes to shoot out your tongue and take a quick lick, another few shots will never impact against your skin and quickly cover your entire face
>that feel when their flavours will never begin to mix on your tongue as you gladly and greedily gulp it down and lap at the pool quickly forming between your extremities
>that feel when their assault will never continue, with load after load slamming against your loyal body until you're dripping wet across every inch of your form and happily moaning in appreciation
>that feel when one of them will never kick your back and force you to your hands and knees, letting another one walk forward and mount you before commanding you lick her shaft clean
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Why is she so perfect, MLPG?
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>>1951762
That isn't really cute somehow
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>>1951696
KEEP. FUCKING. DRAWING. It doesn't matter what, JUST KEEP GOING
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>>1951727
>>1951760
>>1951764
>just reopened my application
>on my character screen now

Whoa, when did this happen?
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>>1951778
because back to bread
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>>1951696
practice. Keep going back to the basics and building up from there. Study other artists, read art books, experiment.
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>>1951696
Mechanical repetition
Best advice my father ever gave me.
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>evolution
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>>1951754
We are.
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>>1951796
yeah, that's why you get better and better at fapping everyday
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>>1951599
> people overreacted and thought he was QUITTING THE FANDOM FOR GOOD

What a shame. I was hoping he'd finally GTFO and these threads we'd finally be through with his ugly art and OC.

On an unrelated note:
>all this ponybat talk
>captcha: bathat against
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>>1951778
I love Pinkamena or just straight-haired Pinkie. It looks really cute on her.
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>>1951778
I'd let her kill and devour me
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I want Asterix ponies
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>>1951785
people kept saying it looked like I wasn't trying though
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>>1951696

You won't get better.
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>>1951325
I would tickle that tiny horse
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>tfw there are no more heroes left in man
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>>1951827
that's because you were rushing through, trying to get it over with as quickly as possible
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>>1951827
Try harder, then! Try harder than you've ever tried before!! AND THEN JUST KEEP GOING BEYOND THAT!!!
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>>1951814
I hate it when people associate straight-haired Pinkie with Pinkamena.
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>>1951842
True.
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>>1951827
Try harder, or do I have to get the whip again?
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>>1951810
You can only get so good at fapping man.
But seriously though, just keep on doing it. You're bound to improve.
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>>1951812
Who, Slugbox? Yeah, I hate how he used/is using the fandom for profit. I bet he never watched the fucking show once.
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>>1951842
requesting more cromartie pones
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>>1951846
Would like to meet those three.
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>>1951846
I try my best not to, thus is why I said both ways works fine. I mean, LOOK AT YOUR PICTURE. SHE'S ADORABLE WITH THAT HAIR!
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>>1951883
I'd like to do more than meet them
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>>1951883
What is going through your mind at this very moment?
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>>1951872
>Yeah, I hate how he used/is using the fandom for profit.
>implying it's bad to milk bronies for their dosh
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What if we told Ponychan they are the worst part of the fandom.
What if they told us we are the worst part of the fandom.
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>>1951891
I'd like to meat them
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>>1951891
Yeah. I would like to strike a conversation. Whats their hobby, hows their life, typical stuff.
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>>1951893
Let's rock on the farm I say.
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>>1951891
>>1951893

>you will never be close friends with benefits with the Pie sisters.
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>>1951903
>implying it's bad to milk bronies for their dosh
Well people bitch about fluffy because of this.
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>>1951846
Actually it's a good way to separate straight haired Pinkie of curly haired Pinkie. Good for filenames.
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>>1951777
Why did I get a boner to this? I don't even like dick, what the fuck.

This is your fault, MLPG. I know it.
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>>1951903
It's bad churning out horrible stuff for profit and still call yourself an artist.
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>>1951777
i dont know weather i should feel sad, or masturabte.
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>>1951904
That already happened, both of those
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>>1951893
Many things.
Mainly involving these three and my penis though.
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>>1951912
Yeah, exactly!
Then I'd like to take them back to their bedroom and show them how people have fun outside of the farm
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>>1951916
would you milk a brony
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>>1951935
Figuratively or literally
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>>1951738
I would ask for human green and purple pegasus but I feel so stupid
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>>1951918
>not just naming the file "diane" for straight-hair and "pinkie" for curly hair
Well, if you say so, bro.
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>>1951916
People bitch about everything
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>>1951922
Oh god that feel

What have I become
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>>1951915

Negatory.

Those three, every day and night.

Oil and latex, joy is weakness leaving the body.
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>>1951922
it's not about the dick, anon
it's about being a good little slut for your pony friends and pleasing them as best you can
because if you didn't do it, then maybe somebody else would, and that would be horrible
now just bend over, close your eyes, and start to suck it dry--you've earned it!
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>>1951922
We're not sorry.
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>>1951931
Yes
I cannot wait to go to their room, bring out my deck of cards, and play a little poker.I bet we could kill some time with that awesome card game.
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>>1951915
>you will never be the boy living on the farm next door to the Pies
>you will never spend your weekends idly exploring the countryside with them
>you will never be sitting around in the barn with them one day
>they will never slink over to you and explain how they're too nervous to get boyfriends because they've never had any practice
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>>1951947
breasts
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>>1951922
its futacock so its not gay.
right? right?
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>>1951952
It's the same thing, I name them "Pinkie X" and "Pinkamena X"
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>>1951844
but rose tess and everyone who does requests do it quick enough
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>>1951985
Because they have lots of practice
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>>1951973
>it's not about the dick, anon
I disagree
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>>1951738
Oh man, he's doing a fucking hot humanize dndue DJ-Pon3 atm
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Hey, what has the better face? Fruitbats or vampirebats? Or another species?
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>>1951984
I do "Pinkie__" and "Diane__" because I'm too lazy to type. Unless if it's creepy Pinkie, then it's "Pinkamena__"...

I like to organize.
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>>1951982
it is
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>>1951973
Oh god. I'm broken. Something is actually wrong with me.

I need to fix this. I don't want to want this.
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>>1951982
Futagirl is still girl.
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>>1952009
gorillas
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>>1951935
I just had the uncomfortable realization that Lyra probably has a human husbando.

I'm guessing it's Hulk Hogan because she's into transformation and "beauty and the beast" scenarios.
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Is it really that bad to want to cuddle ___sexually with a pone?
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>>1952018
you're in denial, anon.
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>>1952002
well, okay, maybe it's a little about the dick
running your lips up and down her thick shaft, twisting your tongue along it as it shivers and pulses at every touch, and feeling it warm your mouth as you hold your breath and push as far forward as you can

but it's not JUST about the dick. It's not just to feel her thick semen rushing down your throat and filling your stomach, or letting it dribble from the corners of your mouth and cover you in her scent, forever marking you as theirs. It's about other things too
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>>1952035
SWIM ANON, SWIM!
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>>1952028
It is a good thing, Anon.
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>>1952022
You don't want me to draw gorilla bats
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>>1951998
and practice is doing it over and over but I get told I'm not trying
>>1952006
>dndue
is that some kind of mistake? What the hell does that stand for something?
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>>1952037
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Remember the dreaded Pizza hut accident?

We all felt, the new era is coming in faster and harder than we expected and in the end the monster ate us.
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>>1952045
Yes I do. That would be so epic.
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>>1951979
>A big fat smelly neckbeard wearing a dash t-shirt
>On all fours in front of you
>You strip his shirt off, the mounds of fat moving aside when pushed by the fabric
>You grab his two man-boobs with your hands
>You can feel the nipple hairs tickling your palms
>The grease on his unwashed skin makes the man-boobs slippery
>You start moving them rhythmically, making the motion of milking a cow
>He starts breathing heavily, asking you to call him a slutty mare
>The fat jiggles
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There's something wrong with this thread...
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I decided to retry that one drawing I was working on last night because I just couldn't get it to look good, so hopefully this looks better.
The only thing I can't seem to do is the eyes, or at least make them look like Rarity eyes. Does anyone think they could help me with that? It would be much appreciated.
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What do you guys think of this humanization?
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>No homo, though.
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>>1952065
>hands
>palms
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>>1952065
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>>1952073
she needs eyelashes
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>>1952071
If there's not wrong with this thread, the universe implodes.
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>>1952015
You don't want it--you need it. You need to feel their love splatter against you, and you need to feel your knees against the cold ground as you use your hands to fondle them and massage the nice thick cocks of the two ponies to your sides as your mouth gratefully services a third. You need that moment where you've given them so much raw pleasure they just explode all over you and drench you in their seed. It's even better when you don't wash, and just walk around town. Ponies have a good sense of smell, they all know what you've done. They all know who you belong to.
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>>1952087
and the second one
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>>1952065
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>>1952014
but whats gay about wanting to take my pone waifu's futacock in my mouth and sucking on it like a popcicle?
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>>1952089
>This thread
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>>1952028
When she's that gorgeous? Nothing at all.
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>>1952109
>I'm not gay though
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>>1952108
the dick
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>>1952099
UNF
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>>1952087
atleast her clothing doesn't look like the usual bullcrap but the anatomy... ehm
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>>1952106
I betting this is one of Lyra's fic for My Little Human.
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>>1952099
Yeah I'm ooooout
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>>1952087
>>1952105
>aspiehorn

they're both shit
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>>1952117
That's exactly what anon said
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I dont wanna sound queer or nothin, but I'd let Big Mac wreck my ass.
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>>1952035
It has a vag and a womb go figure.
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>>1952087
>extreme anime face

naw, i will have to pass.
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>>1952087
>>1952105

I like it, proportions look a bit too exaggerated though.
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>>1952123
Cease u gai
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>>1952118
>thinking dicks are gay
>2012
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>>1952028
I'd rather cuddle sexually with a changeling.
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>>1952090
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>>1952123
>not being confident enough in your sexuality to suck your waifu's cock
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>>1952144
Do you even anime?
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>>1952154
Oh, I still didn't have that. But why aren't there any holes in her butt
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>>1952144
Reminds me more of a dexter/ppg face really. especially the 3rd one
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>>1952136
>implying that makes taking a cock less gay
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>this thread

FUTA ISN'T GAY FUTA ISN'T GAY FUTA ISN'T GAY FUTA ISN'T GAY

well I sure as hell hope so
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>>1952099
Well, I think it's time for me to leave this thread and open another banana
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>>1952144
If that is anime than MLP is anime too
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>>1952158
I'd prefer a 63 version of her to be honest
I'm not gay though
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>>1952177
>I'm not gay though

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
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>>1952099
...

I honestly don't know how to feel about myself right now. I just went from relatively straight to 'cover me in pony cum and parade me around town' in 15 minutes.

Why, anon? How?
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Ponies suddenly burst through the dimensional field, flooding into modern-day California. They take over and crush the world's 6th largest GDP, and claim it as their own. The U.S. Government is absolved in riotous fashion as California is lost and thousands of people become homeless or trapped within the Pone Republic. We live in a new, war-torn world of rival factions and state militias. You and your trusty companion [insert favorite background pone here] must make it from the wasteland that is Maine to California, where pone has taken over.

How does it go?
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>>1952144
Are you this retarded?
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Am I the only one here who actually doesn't get turned on by dicks.
They're gross.
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>>1952154
Yes.

Honestly that ep. gave me some questions about the show.

Are changelings necessary evil?

They could work as prostitutes or people who are highly rewarded with non sexual love think nurses or the ones who care about orphans.
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>>1952118
I'm pretty sure loving a man body and personality is what makes gay, thinking it is that single aspect is pretty fucking shallow of you
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>>1952188
The internet is one HELL of a place Anon.

Honestly just go with the flow.
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>>1952194
same
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>>1952189
We never leave Maine, because we spend all day fucking.
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>>1952188
Oh, it's easy to twist people when they want it
and you, you good little slut, will make somebody very happy one day
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>>1952194
What are you homo
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>>1952163
But there is.

Just one.But it's really, really tight.And so very slick.And burning hot.
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>>1952176
>>1952192
>>1952162

i am just not a fan of pointy chin anime face girls. what the fuck is wrong with you guys? i cant have a different opinion?
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>>1952194
But you have one too!
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>>1952202
Sounds like a good plan. Maine's a pretty nice place anyway.
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>>1952194
Most sexual acts get me goin, dick or not. Just seeing a dick alone doesnt really get me all hot n bothered.

Unless its yours anon
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>>1952194
>They're gross.
A lot of the time, yeah, but flaccid ones can be cute.
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dicks are gay
deal with it gaylords
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>>1952194
You're not alone, pal. Too straight I guess.
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>>1952194
human dicks not on a girl do not arouse me in the slightest.
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>>1952218
You cannot distinguish Western and Eastern style at all.
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>>1952212
I thought there were two
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>>1952188
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>>1952099
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>>1952243
Retard
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>>1952221
I know but there are a lot grosser things on my body than my dick.
And it is no beauty pageant either mind you.
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>>1952194
I am not into traps, futa, or homo stuff. You are not the only one.
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>>1952218
it;s just pointy chin does not pertain soly to anime, that is not a matter of pinion
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>>1952227
80% of porn is gay then
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>>1952236
but a nice fat ponycock? Yummy~
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>>1952218

you can not like the humanization all you want

but calling it "anime" is what makes you retarded.
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>>1952218
This isn't about opinion when you can't differentiate between western and eastern styles.
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>>1952218
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>>1952253
But that's what lesbian porn is for
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>>1952254
That feel.
Human dicks do nothing for me, but a nice marshmallow ponycock gets me hard like nothing else.
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>>1952265
lesbian porn is gay by definition
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>tfw d3 server went down again for more maintanence
it's like the world wants me to draw or something.
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>>1952274
the server is up (it's just full
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>>1952274
>playing D3
>trying to anyway
get out
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>>1952269
You simply are into beastiality
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>>1952279
>Full servers for a singleplayer game
BLIZZARD
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>>1952262

i guess not. when i saw the extremely pointy chin and eyes that take up most of the face i just called it anime.
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I'm personally happy with my penis, but I don't like other dicks.
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>>1952227
>>1952230
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4

Get with the program. It's perfectly normal for straight guys to like dicks.
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Clitoris can get pumped by blood so it become erected.

So wimminz are gay?
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>>1952006
I googled dndue and got nothing
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>>1952274
>finally get back online
>SYSTEM: Server shutting down in 15 minutes
fuck this gay eart, i just want to Monk.
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>>1952284
Nope.
Real horses are disgusting.
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>>1952292
Yes.
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>>1952269
I'm pretty completely straight for humans, but... man, would I slurp all over a candycane horsecock. Just try and stop me.
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>>1952195
wow i like you. thats bassicly the idea for my fanfic comic thing
>>1952279
they just had a broadcast message to everyone that servers were going down again with a countdown.
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>>1952204
I don't know what to think anymore. What to say.

Except maybe... 'Thank you'?

I still think this is the most fucked up thing that's ever happened, but it's ok to just THINK about it sometimes, right? ...Right?I'm doomed, aren't I?
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>>1952273
So to you there is no difference between two men doing it and two women doing it?
Fiat enough.
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>>1952291
except it makes you gay
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pinkie's mom has got it going on

what if mrs. pie is really sexy when she lets her hair down

who do you think is the hottest pone mom
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>>1952299
Again? god dommot blozzord
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>>1952269
I share your >feel, I share it.
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>>1952295
you are into cartoon beastiality
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Oh right I remember

Threads like these are the reason I can't leave
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>>1952298
>tfw humans dont really do it for you anymore

Im a lost cause, but I'll be damned if fapping isnt better than ever.
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>>1952309
But these ponies are sapient
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>>1952319
still not your own species.
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>>1952294
>Playing monk
>Just get seven sided strike
>Disconnect before I'm able to use it
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>>1952323
Then it's xenophilia
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>>1952326
>>1952294
>all these people are also playing monks
why is everyone so awesome?
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>>1952304
Mrs. Cake for sure. She's got a bit of heft, but damn if she ain't got dat ass.
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>>1952304
I don't find any of the pone moms attractive
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I had a dream about Rose last night
This is the third time in two weeks.
What does it mean?
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>>1952323

I still find them closer to me than a nigger or something like that.
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>>1952312
Its not like the thread is purposely messing up the server to prevent you from playing [insert desire game].
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>>1952342
Did she talk Dutch?
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>>1952342
ur a faget
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>>1952332
because i want to punch things to death
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I like watching some dude pound some winking mare pussy.

Gets me harder than a metapod.
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>>1952342
it means you want to fuck a human
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>>1952242
>why does that vagina have two holes?
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>>1952301
It's more than okay to just think. Thinking is harmless, and free.

Next time you're taking a shower, just close your eyes and think. Imagine it's theirs, hammering down on your and pressing your hair down into the sides of your face, covering your body and getting you so slick and warm that you can't help but drop to your knees and open your mouth ready to receive. Next time you look at a banana, just imagine how good it would feel if that nice, slick surface was pushing between your lips and hammering down your throat time and time again while your eyes closed and your hands and knees rested on the ground, anchoring you in place so you could take it like the oh-so-good little slut that you really want to be

just thinking is free, anonymous
just thinking never hurt anybody
you good little slut
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>>1952334
>not liking ms cake delicious bootah milf
>not liking cheerilee
>2012
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>>1952355
Burn the heretic
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>>1952304
Derpy, duh.
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>>1952304
I would go around the freaking world with Rarity's mom and her tight pony pants and shirt, god pony clothes are so hot I want to sniff them all
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>>1952354
I like a woman getting pounded by a dog, not many things do it for me like that
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>>1952333
>Mrs. Cake
UNF

She takes you behind the counter
"Care to help me with some 'baking' Dearie?
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>>1952363
implying Cheerilee is a mom
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>>1952332
Because I am teleporting kenshiro

fuck your weapons I just want to slap diablo in the tit
just wanna be a rude dude
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>>1952350
No, I never actually heard her talk. She was on the other side of a door, and we communicated by writing on pizza boxes and sending them through.
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>>1952367
I bet it smells nice right after a long hour of aerobic exercise.
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>>1952363
>cheerilee
>mom
and mrs cake is too fat
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>>1952373
"Sure"

And then you made muffins the whole day, also some cookies and a few cupcakes. She will later show you how to make a whole cake.
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>>1952367
i always thought it was funny that half of the pony fetishist actually go out of the their way to clothe ponies.

they're naked normally sure, but them being more modest somehow makes it hotter
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>>1952367
Hope Rarity gets a nice arse like her mother when she gets a bit older.
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>>1951565
>Pinkiebat will never lurk in the dark, hanging from the ceiling as you sleep.
>She will never shout HAPPY BIRTHDAY at exactly midnight and flap excitedly around the room, sending you into a terrified panic
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>>1952360
No fuck you, you're not making me get boners when I'm eating a fucking banana.
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>>1952379
go with the flow or leave

This thread is more entertaining than any vidya I could have possibly played instead of being here
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>>1952354
Too bad there aren't any with those guys that have giant dicks that could actually satisfy a mare, that would be the best
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>>1952387
That would still be just as rewarding.
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>>1952386
And you are too gay.
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>>1952383
Your own brain is tricking you! That thing is a turing test!
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>>1952369
What I hate is the fact that they're such quick shots and their semen is basically water.
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>>1952396
>tfw horses willingly have sex with a human due to biology and them thinking that you may also hurt their child.
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look at that, lots of new faces. just came back to check up on all of you. see what its like now, good to be back for a bit. how are you all doing?
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>>1952392
silly anon, I didn't make you do anything
can't make you if you're already willing~
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>>1952366
But which pone has the bellyrubbingest belly?
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>>1952396
>Not messaging a mare's G-spot and make her cum super fast
And they do have a G-spot by the way
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>>1952413
But now you planted the idea in my head.
Fuck.
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>>1952410
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>>1952424
Already superior to real women
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>>1952413
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>>1952407
wait what
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>>1952423
It's a tie between Derpy and Pinkie.
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THE PARTY IS ALWAYS GOING ON IN MLPG!
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>>1952424
>they can milk your cock
>literally
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>>1952426
oh, you'd have had it eventually
just one day when you were eating a banana, and you happened to push it in a little too fast and felt it sliding along your lips and penetrating down into the back of your throat, and your tongue reflectively snapped up to lick and suck at it, and your mind spaced out for just a moment as you started to lose yourself in the action that you love ever so much
good sluts like you are born, not made
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>>1952424
>>1952433
No thanks.

I think I'll just be a celibate.
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>>1952423
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>>1952448
I just realized that there's color missing on Pinkie's right ear.
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>>1952360
I didn't want to be a slut, anon. I liked ponies, sure, but I didn't want to be showered in their jizz.

But I can't stop thinking about it now.
I'll hate myself but I'm going to do this next time I'm bathing.Maybe even plug the drain so it pools up around me.

I want to feel like their little slut.
I want to make them happy.
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>>1952432
THE LSD IS KICKING IN
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Stop it General.
You are not going to make me want to fuck a horse. Stop it. Talk about something else.
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>>1952452
You're making me want to read that wonderbolt fic darf wrote again.
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>>1952423
The blue one.
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>>1952373
She always has a special place in these threads. There not that many place out there that appreciate her like the general did.
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>>1951490

Oh shit, thanks! I LOVE the wink. So fucking cute.
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Why is she so perfect?
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>this thread
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>tfw you get rarity horse pregnant
>and she goes around fucking all of your friends including nathan
>because thats what horses do
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Night threads are the ones filled with dicks and horsesex they said
Day threads are just reposting and imagespam they said
>Don't_believe_his_lies.jpg
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>>1952385
I would a hot wet aerobic pony for all she's worth
>duplicate file
fuck
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>>1952470
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>G-spots on ponies

geese, the things these threads teach you.
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>>1952471
Gotts show my appreciation for my 2nd favorite pony after all.
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>>1952474
She makes bad music, she can't be perfect.
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>>1952460
yes, good 'girl'
you'll do well. just tilt your head up and take it. Make sure not to touch yourself until they're all done, because we couldn't have you finishing before them, now could we?
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>>1952474
>implying
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>>1952477
We know. You are a pretty shitty fan if you don't already know about horse mating habits.
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>>1952474
because she doesnt have things like "character" or "high screen time" weighing her down
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why did everyone stop talking about dicks
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http://lmgtfy.com/?q=24CA777
>tight pone snatch
>color of pone reminds me of chyrsalis
I CANT HOLD ALL THES BONERS
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>>1952463
How about how warm and squishy Pinkie is when she's wrapped up in your bed sheets on a warm summer's eve, panting into your face
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>>1952478
It's night here
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>>1952486
But my shower doesn't have a timer...
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>>1952443
http://www.cracked.com/article_19746_the-5-most-horrifyingly-bad-mothers-in-animal-kingdom.html
>slutty mares
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>>1952491
because we are onto more depraved matters: bellyrubs
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>>1952492
jesus, what I do in these threads
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>>1952292
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
Is it legal to keep a filly Rarity in your house as a pet?
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>>1951279
Too tired to finish this tonight, sometime tomorrow maybe.
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>>1952491
because we have yet to find the right motivatio nto talk about it more
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>>1952484
the two canon songs she played, you thought they were bad?
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>>1952513
Like a dog?
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>>1952503
well then I guess it'll be an endurance test, won't it?
I wonder how long you can go being drenched in their fluids before you give in and lose yourself in fantasy? One minute, maybe two? You'll need to get better than that, anon. Get plenty of practise.
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>>1952493
Now that actually caused some >feels
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>>1952513
Only if you give her a pretty dress.
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>>1952492
God those sounds
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>>1952492
>that feel when I knew what that tag meant before I even clicked the link
>still clicked it anyways
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>>1952477
Magic marshmallow ponies work differently.

They are very loyal, their entire society is based on that.

>tfw you get rarity pregnant
>you check out other pony
>your waifu will try to kill you
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>>1952546
No have fun with your browser history
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>>1952555
Oh man thars really hard to clean!
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>>1952462
Like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVWduRinl6o
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>>1952481
>tfw LK will never do Bellyrub Quest
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nonono guys
i got a system
the gay system
okay lets say giggly sex parts are points
boobs
vagina
are girl "points"(non gay points in this case)
and the dick is the man's "point"(gay)

if the points are more towards the gay side then its gay
even points is gray area
and non gay points are.. well, not gay

regular porn: boobs and vagina, 2 points not gay, dick, one point gay
futa solo: same
futa on futa: two women 4 points not gay, with two dicks, 2 gay
traps, dickgirls, and threesomes are even, so its subjective how gay it is.

the system isn't perfect but the logic is there
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Choose one
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Here we go...
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2GAY4ME
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Have a sleeping pone.

Would you sleep with a pone, anon?
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>>1952580
Rarity
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>>1952580
>making me choose
Bastard.
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>>1952550
I like the way you think Hirohito
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>>1952539
>One sentence feel
Hot damn, I must be getting better at this
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>>1952564
but its only gay if balls touch
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>>1952580
I choose the emptiness in between them.
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>>1952583
Yes...
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>>1952580
One pair of ponies please
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>>1952583

you bet your ass I would
also, cute pone. finished rumbletwins pic when?
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>>1952580
Rarity
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>>1952492
>no winking
not cool man
00313E0
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>>1952581
But fucking little boys isn't gay, just illegal
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>>1952588
Possibly this could be a reason for the low number of males in their society.
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>>1952583
i would sleep with a pone, especially that pone. But only if it was ok that i slept with her.
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>>1952599
Is this Rarity's colour?
B4EAF24
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>>1952580
...Cloudchaser. Dat mane.
Wouldn't be the same without both of them there, though.
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>>1952583
Why yes, I would.


They seem very cuddly and soft to me and are cute as fuck when sleeping
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>>1952607
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>>1952580
flitter > cloudchaser
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>>1952583
Yes.
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>>1952583
It's a shame it's worst pone
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>>1952607
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>>1952590
Most of the time the feel payload IS only one or two sentences.
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>>1952580
Cloudchaser is sexy as fuck
>>
Look at yourself

You're sitting here discussing horse sex and fantasizing about fucking one.

What would your waifu think if she saw you now?
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>>1952607
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>Want to watch the videos
>Afraid the fed is coming to get me if I do

I hate being a paranoid American...
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>>1952597
Uhh..I'm still on it! Have been preoccupied with vidya as of late, plus I'm still brainstorming for that friend off. Hope you're willing to wait.

>>1952631
Well..she's at least 3rd best for me.
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>>1952638

Well I'm fantasizing about her so I guess she'd be flattered?
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>>1952638
I have no waifu.
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>>1952638
technically I'm fantasising about being fucked by one
I'd be very much the submissive one here
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>that feel when you want to fap to rose but there just isnt anything to fap to


i would kill for a rl pic or atleast decent art of her OC donkey in panties.
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>>1952590
Hey you, questing tonight in 2 hours and a half, right?
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>>1952638
I would be fucking her, because it's what I am thinking about
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>>1952643
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>>1952607
It's just liberal.
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I ship Lyra and Nanaki.
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shut thef fuck up
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>>1952612
dat fucking jiggling
goddamn fine, im a zoo
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>>1952463
http://pastebin.com/2CtxKYjw
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>>1952638
She would know, for sure, that I love that tight ass.
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>>1952654
Obsidian, go to bed
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>>1952638
Hopefully 'I wonder how much of him I can cover.'
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>>1952646
of course. no rush
>>
I've been thinking about people being new or oldfags or whatever, and I was asking myself. How good are we really at discerning whether a poster is new or old?

I would like to preform an experiment to see how our expectations on this lives up reality.
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>>1952654
>art of her OC donkey in panties.
I'll take the case!

I won't really.
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>>1952661
You went too far!
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>>1952590
No it has something to do with a memory I had

If my english was good enough to form a fucking coherent sentence, it would probably make a good story, especially an atmospheric one.

But again I can't write to safe my life
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>>1952665
That... is pretty bad, dude.
Horses never did it for me before the show but now it's groing on me
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>>1952638
Well, if she's seen me, then she knows how much I'd love to grab her, push her to the floor, and rut her like a dirty animal until she passed out, so if she came near me knowing my current mood and that... yeah, she must be up for it.
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>>1952655
Yes

>>1952635
You're right, I guess I just think it usually takes more than that to make it work.
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>>1952683
wow fuck you i actually got excited for a second
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>>1952680
Problem is, no one gives a fuck because most of us post anon
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>>1952645
it is mostly legal in america though, hell just the action is only animal abuse if they can prove the animal was harmed
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>>1952680
I've been here since Dragonshy.

But I never took a name or trip, so I don't exist.
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>>1952612
>that beautiful white pussy
oh my fucking god that guy bassicly just fucked rarity. I AM JEALOUS OF A HORSE FUCKER. hold me mlpg
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>>1952638
She won't see me, because it is sad day.
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Surprise

I'm gonna go bowling now
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>>1952680
I'm a newfag, came here is august 2011.
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>>1952680
There really is no point to it, since it's pretty much impossible to gauge how long a person has been on a certain website from short pieces of text.

Besides I'm willing to bet most people here have browsed 4chan on average 2-3 years. Shit really doesn't matter.
>>
Where is gg?
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>>1952680
I am here since January of 2010
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>>1952680
I'm here since the fiirst pony thread was made when /co/ was only for comics.
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>>1952735

Taking a break from MLP art over the hiatus for the most part
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>>1952723
Fuck yeah! Bowling is greatand thanks for the picture
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>>1952723
I'm confused.
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>>1952756
You know Ross, I think I am going to praise your art in the future just out of spite.
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>>1952367
she sure did make two hot daughters
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>>1952654
There is an IRL pic but I don't have it.
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>>1952755
Pah, who needs him when we have our regular contributors like Ross and Nasse.
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this truly is proof that nanaki hates us and wants to watch us burn.
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>>1952753
>when /co/ was only for comics
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>>1952780
>I read that list
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>>1952723

What. Did Klondyke request this? He did, didn't he?
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>>1952612
>that noise
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>>1952772
Unf.
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>>1952723
SURPRISE BUTTSEX XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>1952780
DUDE I REQUESTED THAT LYRABON PIC LIKE A MONTH AGO, NANAKI GET BACK TO WORK FAGET.
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>>1952489
or a voice
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>>1952780
>tfw he'll never actually finish that second one

Like is undending pain
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>>1952767
You're now realizing this is the only reason anyone says they like him.
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>fucking a horse

No, you are making love to your pony woman-in-awesome love. Fucking horses is for casuals and bronies, don't be one.
>>
>you'll never make a pony so angry that she'll go home and scream into her pillow before breaking down crying from all the stress


Feels bad, man.
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>>1952767
but I'm not ross
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>>1952809
I was going to draw something for you but then I got distracted by horse boning. You are right. I should go back to work.
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>>1952513
is it legal to molest a filly rarity

her voice is too sexy
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>>1952780
>Trixie's Minions chapter 2
hahahahahahahaha
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>>1952480
i remember making that

fuck that feels like a long time ago
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>>1952809
Look her butt!
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>>1952817
>pillow shading

eugh
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>>1952809
i would like to put my penis inside pruple and grey horse


but i only have one penis


how do i put one penis in 2 vaginas at the same time though
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>>1952798

I require more art of ponies as actual ponies. They are very cute.
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>>1952823
You can only molest loli pie.
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>>1952680
I've sometimes strayed from pony threads (last summer, during exams ect.) but i've been a fan since the ticket master

the shitstorms on /co/ were glorious back in the day.
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>>1952832

You guys make the oddest noises.
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>>1952727
But I'm interested in it Judging from the amount of times people call each other newfag or argue in similar fashion, people seem to place great value on those things.

What I want to know is how good we are at guessing a certain posters user-age.
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>>1952809
You haven't been here long, have you?
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>>1952836
Use Twilight's time travel spell.
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>>1952836
but rarity is purple and grey
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>>1952843
You will never guess when I started going here, noob
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>>1952780
>wolf nanaki fanfiction where wolf nanaki is king of the wolfs
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>>1952860
It would be sad if it weren't so funny
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>>1952837
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>>1952845

I just prefer tender loving care to plain fucking.
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>>1952837
yeah they are
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>>1952876
>maybe I can be your marefriend tonight
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>>1952775
there is also a video of rose masturbating on cam but i dont have it saved on this computer.
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>>1952817
is that pic recent? i thought Cane didn't do anymore pony pics after faceless
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>>1952843
Like I said, it's really hard.
I don't think it even is possible to tell the difference between for example an ancientfag circa 2003 and a newfag who has just joined MLPG in the last 6 months in an average pony discussion.

Besides the only time people really get upset is when some one is clearly new and being an ass about it.
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>>1952859
Summer 2011
>>
Holy crap, they move that really good.
8816083
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How many hours have you been here today?

>mfw I was here for almost 7 hours
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>>1952507
oh god

slutty mares are canon

real life canon

also the amniomorphic spell is canon

"But then, of course, if she's not allowed to screw every swinging dick in the pasture, she'll just go ahead and abort the pregnancy"

"Male horses don't like competition, so when they come across a foal that isn't theirs, they have a tendency to kick it to death"

oh god scootabuse is canon too

requesting art of soarin and braeburn beating the fuck out of all the fillies and colts
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>>1952889
luckily for you I have the rose cosplay sex video saved on my pc
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>>1952492
I can't open those links, wtf.
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>>1952897
True that

2008?
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>>1952775
All I have are some pictures of her hands.

I printed them out poster size.
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>>1952903
I'm usually 15 hours a day in here
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>>1952910
Are you British?
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>>1952915
Lyra pls go
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>>1952905
seconding the fuck out of that request
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>>1952654
>i would kill for a rl pic or atleast decent art of her OC donkey in panties.
are you willing to pay for it?
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>>1952920
I live in Sweden now.
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>>1952910
oh man you'r getting V&!
the only reason you can post here is 4chan is secure now
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>>1952723

I can't believe it. Ross drew porn

The world really is going to end in December.
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>>1952911
2005, but close enough. At this point it really doesn't matter
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>>1952903
>i am just gonna stay here until diablo is back up
>maintenance time keeps getting extended
>i have been here for over 4hrs wasting my life
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>>1952887
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>>1952938
Ross has long shown himself to be devoid of any standards or scruples.

Why would you think he wouldn't do porn?
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>>1952933
Pow! No file was opened.
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>>1952905
i knew i saved these for a reason.
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>>1952939
Are you the guy who occasionally posts Desu?
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>>1952817
Is that rope starched or something
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>>1952903

I've been here most of my day. So that would be about 12 hours now. Holy shit what am I doing with my life?
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>>1952951
>not rape

Is he even trying?
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>>1952780
>stalking tripfags
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>that feel when you now have one fewer banana left, and no dignity remaining
What have you done to me, mlpg? I can't believe you drove me to that.
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>>1952903
just got back on
end of semester and late signing up for summer classes.. hey is someone streaming?
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>>1952929
i will throw in $10 for that
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>>1952951
> handles combat shotgun and barret cal.50
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>>1952971
people do this
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>>1952938
you havnt seen ross's furaffinity account have you?
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>>1952962
Dear god no. It wasn't funny back then and it sure as hell isn't funny now
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>>1952988
>ponibooru comments in a nutshell
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>>1952895
it is pretty old
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>>1952981
It could be worse.

You could be saving one for a shower later like me.
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>>1952981
Think about it, from here on out when anyoe offers you a banana all you can think of is fucking it.
Feels good man.
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>>1952903
About an hour.

I've broken free from MLPG because of the hiatus. I'm still not completely free but I've seriously cut back on my visiting times.

Now I'm bound to GSG instead, which is ultra slow compared to MLPG

Fuck everything
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>>1952981
like it?~
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>>1953013
Celestia still looks good.
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>>1953018
Were you sleeping in the shower too?
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How do you fuck a banana?
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>>1952963
what, that it is taut?
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>>1952981
>it is so hot here that all the banana peels are pre-warmed


feels goodman
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>>1953041
I resent that
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>>1953031
Yes, and fuck you.
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>>1953050
The loose end sticks out the other end of her mouth straight as an arrow

That's really weird
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>>1953057
>posting the censored version
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>>1953061
you're not my dad!
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>>1953048
Microwave the peel for 5 seconds
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>>1953048
>implying you need a macro to know what I mean
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>>1953061
Sh-SHUT UP BATEMAN
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>>1953085
...does it really make it better? I have to leave my room to microwave shit, it's dangerous
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>>1953061
Oh shit, well now I have no choice but to art.

Fuck you Baman.
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>>1953061
someone make avengers version of this. batman sucks now.
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>>1953061

No sir!
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>>1953100
Different guy, but yes. It makes all the difference.

They get hot quick though, so careful not to burn yourself at first.
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>>1952903
An hour or so?

The hiatus is doing wonders for my productivity. Nothing happens here anymore, just the same old arguments over and over again. The few good contributors left are rare in their appearance, and rarer still in providing anything. Usually a few minutes of skimming the archive each say is all that's needed to catch up on anything I've missed.

Really, I don't understand how people can spend so much time here still.
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>>1953107
Jesus, now I want to do it too. Curse you General!
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>>1952946
i would still hit it

and i'd still make out with that horse mouth too
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>>1953100
Not unless your boner can handle a cool shaft for 15 seconds.
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>>1953118
on a settled mind we couldn't have an impact
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>>1953069
>her
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>>1952903
7 hours. i stopped to work out in the middle of that time tho.
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>>1953127
I'll get you guys erping with me yet~
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>>1953061
I'M FUCKING TIRED OKAY?
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>Mares have a wonderful, mild “sweet
hay” smell and flavor, very unlike their human counterparts. Beware, however,
that they are prone to break wind if you begin to successfully excite them, and
this can be a real surprise given the position of your nostrils!
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>>1953138
I doubt that will ever happen

I'm not your anon, though
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>>1953142

No.

Pain is weakness leaving the body.
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>>1953100
the banana will be very cold when you first put it on your dick. especially if you keep fruit in the fridge like you are supposed to.
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>>1953150
you'll all be my anons one day
or I'll be yours, anyway~
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>forget battle.net password
>locks you out forever

i didnt want to play diablo 3 anyways
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>>1953159
>keeping bananas in the fridge
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>>1953159
>keeping bananananana in the fridge
poeple actually do that?
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>>1953138
Fucking slut
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>>1953061
Sure, I work on my art all the time.

No point in posting it here though.
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>>1953138
An hour ago I would have denied that.

Now? Nothing makes sense anymore.
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>>1953149
i stopped reading right at the fail greentexting
>>
Something is wrong in this thread...
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So, have you masturbated to horses yet today, MLPG?

I know I have
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>>1953170
>>1953172
I love cold bananas
In my mouth, in my saddlebags, on my face
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>>1953174
ooh anon, we haven't even started yet!
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>>1953177
Don't be shy Moe.
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>>1953127
Now I'm sitting here with a warm banana peel.

What the fuck
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>>1953189
yes, twice actually
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>>1953189
After this thread?

Yeah. Yeah, I have.
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>>1953186
what? I don't see it
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>>1953170
>>1953172
cold bananas keep longer fresh and ripen slower
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>>1953168
how about using the "forgot password" form dumpass?
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>>1953193
I don't like girls
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>>1953197
Do it. It's nice. Remember to worship your princess.
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>>1953194
I'm not shy. You fuckers are just terrible.
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>>1953194
>Implying Moe isn't dead

No need to put salt on the wounds ;_;
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>>1953189
yup, to this
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>>1953197
Slip it on, anon.

Think about her.
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>>1953214
because i reset it
and im still locked out
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>>1953197
Don't forget to worship your princess
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>>1953219
Okay, Zecora, Celestia or Chrysalis?
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>>1953189
i wish i could see a POV of their asses in my face with them sitting on me
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>>1952358
welcome to horses
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>>1953223
yesterday was fun~
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>>1953215
I'm sure there are plenty of potions or spells we could explore to give me an edge, silly~
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>>1953189
No.

I can't.

Not yet.
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>>1953227
then send in an email to customer support, blizz actually has pretty good support
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>>1953189
Nope, and don't plan to.
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>>1953168
>playing diablo3 with rose
>she is extremely good and yells at me for being bad
>as punishment she forces me to wear her underwear

well that is first boner of the day.
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>>1953223
whelp time for round 3
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>>1953238
Had I posted this one too, yesterday?
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>>1953242
>send support email
>on launch day of one of the biggest games of all time
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>>1953231
Celestia. Zecora doesn't need them, and Chrysalis gets all the rest.
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>>1953189
I got off to that video from the less of mothers link.
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>>1953226
>>1953230
>>1953219
You guys are making a fool out of me, aren't ya? You don't actually do this, this is just a trap
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>>1952493
could someone draw this?
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>>1953238
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Finally done with this update:

http://sparklertheunicorn.tumblr.com/
http://sparklertheunicorn.tumblr.com/
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>>1953177
I know its you. post it I like to see.
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>>1953252
I don't believe you did. Did anybody cap all that stuff yesterday?
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>>1953189
>Trixie
>No Berry punch
>No Carrot Top
>No Colgate
>No Raindrops
>No flower trio
>No Daring Doo
>No CMC
>No Zecora

This fucking guy
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>>1953256
oh wow
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>>1953220
Come on mate, post those sodding pics.

>>1953221
Maybe he is lurking with us along with the production cast of the show.

Season 3, rated M for Mare.
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>>1953253
derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>1953272
archeve
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>>1953262
The worship your princess thing just has something to do with the occasion when this banananana stuff spawned

Try it anon
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>>1953270
Oh? I thought that was dead
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>>1953262
No. This isn't a joke. It's not a trick, or a trap. It's just fun.

And it leaves you silky smooth afterwards, which is a nice bonus. Dem fruit oils, man.
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>>1953238
>>1953252

Nice concept but fuck the artist.
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>>1953061
How do you even know?
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>>1953238
What's with the wings and blue in this one?
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>>1953270
>eating alone in ally
>that fork

I laughed and followed
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>>1953286
can't post the archive link quite as easily to screw with people
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>>1953061
Yes, you are right bat man.

I should be working on my art.
Forever.
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>>1953278
>Come on mate, post those sodding pics.
What's the point?

>it's great
>it's shit

It's all meaningless.
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>>1953061

Look, it's my arch nemesis.
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>>1953324
Ross stop being a dick
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>>1953324
bugs anon is ruined for me since i found out its ross
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>>1953252
Fucking unf.
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>>1953324
They're over you, Bugs. They know that you were just being a dick. I have set them free.
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>>1953337
>it's ross
wow
who could have guessed

he hates new artists because they're better than him
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>>1953324
We should join forces.
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>>1953349
>>1953324
BATMAN GRAB MY GOO
>>
/r/ing Batman riding gummy pinkie into battle against Bugs on negagummy pinkie
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>>1953318

You made me curious.

>>1953337
>>1953332
>Ross
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>>1953282
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>>1953357
...
...can we get a picture of Batman and Gummy Pinkie vs. Bugs and Antigummy Pinkie?
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>>1953363
>>1953369
whoa
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>>1953357
I've brought help, as well.
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>>1953349
I could use a hand or two in the fight againt the evil forces of the trolls.

I wonder if people remember when I used to post Trixie with the same educational posts?
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>>1953392
Oh, we remember alright.
Stop tainting a good cartoon character.
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>>1953379
If superman can draw, anyone can.
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>>1953363
I'd do it, but I wasn't born with the right genes for drawing.
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>>1953288
Well, it was dead, but I revived it about a month ago. Haven't got much traction in terms of gaining followers or getting questions, but it's probably because I scared everyone away by closing it in the first place.
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>>1953402

But I am bugs bunny.

Are you frustrated doc?
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>>1953238

Yesterday was fucking weird. I still can't believe I popped a boner.

At least I didn't masturbate to it...
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why is she so imperfect mlpg?
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>>1953432
i did
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>>1953367
And what does your curiosity count for?

People only encourage others to draw in order to watch them fail.
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funfact: i once jacked off to bugs in womens clothing.

i am not gay or furry.
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You know what? I think it's time everyone chilled out.
Everyone, grab some delicious frozen treats and cool your tempers.
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>>1953432
Um...

Maybe you should try it.
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>>1953455
BUT I DONT WANT TO BECOME THE JOKER
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>>1953444
Even I posted mine, I have the drawing ability of a dead opossum and just got ignored.

Nothing bad could happen.

Beside making an another fluffy pony.
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>>1953432
You should. The esoteric things are the most exciting.

sometimes I wonder just how many things I write get capped
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>>1953264
no
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>>1953455
I have some in the garage freezer from two summers ago

The pops and mesh bag they came in have been completely devoured by the frost and rime that builds up. I'd have to get a chisel and hammer to have one.
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>>1953432
hello there boner, diddnt expect to see you here.
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>>1953480
>Pinkie worm
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>>1953475

I tried today but I couldn't do it. I'm boring.
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>>1953455
>81 degrees
>AC on
>see this
Oh god now I want one bad. To Aldi's!
The poor fags will know Aldi.
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>>1953368
I sometimes still can't believe what people write on deviant art.

Obviously I am not jaded enough. More rage material?
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>hurting pony

Bad anon, needs to be punished.
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>>1953434
because i can't place her accent
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>>1953530
Nazi.
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>>1953524

BUT SHE WAS ASKING, NAY, BEGGING FOR IT! CUT ME SOME SLACK.
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>>1953496
It's all about the mental state. It doesn't matter if its your hands pinning her against the bed, or a giant metal pone spearing through her body, what matters is that she finds pleasure in it. That's the core, focus on that. Mutual enjoyment is the most attractive thing in the world.
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>>1953434
Because imperfection is hot when done well.
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>>1953455
i just bought some wine to celebrate an occasion, unfortunately i didn't buy those along with it
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>>1953496
Maybe you aren't trying hard enough.

Did you think about the sounds she'd make? The stifled groans of pain and pleasure, the sniffles from the constant sharp ache, the muffled scream when you thrusted just a little too hard...
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>>1953530
i think it's pronounced fanon
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>>1953469
Nothing good can happen either.

It's the ultimate exercise in futility.
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>>1953539

You. Stop. Don't even begin. I'M NOT ABOUT TO POP ANOTHER BONER BEFORE GOING TO BED. NOT TODAY.
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>>1953539
>giant metal pone spearing through her body

uh oh
>>
DORKS
>>
Hah.

That's what he thinks. You just know he's asking for it.
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>>1953539

Killed my boner.

Job well done.
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>>1953550

Like I said, I'm boring. My mind can't conjure up things like that.
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God guys, I hate you. That was a terribly stupid idea.
What a mess that made.
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>>1953585
10/10

May not be a serial killer.
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>>1953564
Time for metal spear pone >feels.

>you will never grab hold of the smooth surface of Metal Spear Pone
>you will never hear him encourage you to pierce your captives flesh
>you will never oblige, and hear Metal Spear Pone whoop and laugh with glee while the captive pony writhes as you drive Metal Spear pone deeper into its flesh
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>>1953566
DOOKS
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>>1953432
I am happy about having started something like that. Just think what would have happened if I hadn't found those pictures. A boring thread
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>>1953561
Okay, okay, I'll stop.
After kindly asking you to consider how she'f feel as your hands grasped her flank and pulled back her tail, before tying it out of the way and forcing her to bare all. How would she feel as you, without asking for permission or waiting for her to be ready, slipped yourself inside and forced her to let out a happy little moan around the bit in her mouth? How would she feel as your thrusts took her to the apex of pleasure against and again, with just enough pain to keep her from submitting to it completely, and keeping her at the very edge completely helpless to do anything about it? Just imagine how she'd feel after ten minutes, or twenty, or an hour, as she's kept in constant unending pleasure tempered only by enough pain to keep it going for longer and longer and longer.
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>>1953606
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>>1953601
what'd you do to screw that one up?
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>>1953601
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>>1953606

10/10

Must be a psycho killer IRL.
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>>1953502
i just bought a case of 24 choco tacos from costsco for $40. best decision i have made in a long time.
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>>1953643
Unless you talk about Pinkie Pie, that bitch is painproof.
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>>1953637
It just made a bigger mess than usual, that's all.
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>>1953618
Please don't stop
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>>1953643
Qu'est Que C'est?
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>>1953661
>calling Pinkie Pie a bitch

Are you trying to hurt her feelings?

You must be a psycho killer, rapist republican lawyer.

10/10

I will move to the Mars, now.
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>>1953661
>that feel when you bring up your knife and drive it through Pinkie's neck
>that feel when you yank forward, slicing her throat open
>that feel when she opens her mouth and tries to speak, but just splutters as the blood starts to flow
>that feel when she furrows her eyebrows, shakes her head around a bit, blinks, and asks if you want to go roll around in the grass for a while as if nothing had happened
>that feel when you do
>>
Sure edgy is here.
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>>1953703
I don't think you know what that word means.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JppPNPwFz_U

Would you eat a pony?
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>>1953713
I think you are a faggot anon.
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>>1953606
>>1953539
>>1953618
this sounds like fluffy tier /mlp/ shit

here's a pone
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>>1953671
Well, that's one end, but she has two. The ride doesn't have to be one-person-only, she could have another up front. After she's been kept at the height of pleasure for a while, another mounting her mouth will barely even register, but she'd be happy to do her part and provide her service. That's what the ride is all about--providing a service to anybody who wants to pay. After all, she's completely immobilised and utterly helpless, how could she possibly say no?
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>>1953695

Sorry I got enough pain in life to not give it others.
>>1953687
>>1953661
>>1953643

What is going on here?
>>
Finally thought of a fic idea worth a drawfag's drawing, but
>that feel when friend-off has been scheduled at the most inconvenient time possible for you
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>>1953695
Ponies don't have blood, mate
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>>1953642
We need more Twichiatrist.
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>>1953723
The difference is the fluffy ponies aren't consensual and loving every second of it.
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>>1953738
False
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>>1953715
uh.. context?
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>>1953737
so i'll never get my drawing written out?
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>>1953723
That's a nice pony.
And it is. But, they've been in the background forever. It's just we've triggered their trap card and they've sprung into action.
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>>1953723
My dear, hardcore bondage is not nearly as degraded as Fluffy Ponies.

Shall you join us?
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>>1953738
Awright mayte, soz. Innit.
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>>1953738
Then how do they blush?
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>>1953765
They have a skin like squids but can only control it on their cheeks slightly.
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>>1953730
unf~
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>>1953754
If you're creepyanon, you will. No way I can let your work go without.
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>>1953738
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All this fetish talk is boring when not your fetish is the topic.
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>>1953777
So they do it on purpose? To what end?
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>>1953762
Well im going to post the cap on the flufyf pony thread.
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>>1953765
Melted strawberry ice cream
>>
ADAPS is one of my favorite episodes
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>>1953791
what's your fetish, anon? I'm flexible~
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>>1953791
That's how I feel about EVERY fetish talk. Welcome to my world
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>>1953618
>>1953730

Don't do this to me. Not again. I can't
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>>1953794
you wouldnt
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>>1953748
The difference is, integration into /mlp/ is practically seamless now.
>>1953758
I'll accept that
>>1953762
I'd rather not

here's another pone
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>>1952474
I like her eyes are the color of her goggles, like if she took her goggles off they would just be clear
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>>1953807
Let me find the cap.
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>>1953804
I especially hate it when people with a fetish for meta start posting.
>>
I fucking hate you guys
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>>1953805
I sure hope you have some ready
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>>1953804
Me too but I hate BSDM, mindbreak etc.

>>1953802
Latex, oil.

I'm not sure if oil works on ponies, they have fur after all.
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>>1953730
>>1953618

You're into some pretty fucked up things TAW
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>>1953823
XD
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>>1953800
That's cool. The Diamond Dog's voices ruined it for me.
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>>1953809
I like it

>Rainbow Dash takes Twilight drinking

Has this already been written about? I feel like with TAW's fascination between the two he's already done something like this.
>>
Don't you just hate it when you forget where you left your gun?
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>>1953837
Oh man someone should write this.
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>>1953834
Yeah. They're quite annoying, but Rarity was just too amusing
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>>1953839
How on earth could you possibly do that

it's either with you or locked up. Any deviation is full fucking retard.
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>>1953751
Some food-eating show where they decided to make a pony reference.
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>>1953829
That isn't too bad
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>>1953839
>not keeping it in one safe place

Don't you respect you guns?
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>>1953837
>I like it
well then here's another
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>>1953857
Oh found it!

Was in the spice rack. Silly me
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>nobody will ever write feels about your serial killer fetish because "hurr dark and edgy"
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>>1953826
>latex but not BDSM
gosh, you /are/ no fun. I guess you're into boring stuff like having them rub up against you in that tight fitting suit, kissing you and letting your hands play across their covered body? Perhaps with a little bit of slowly stripping it off them? Or, hell, if you're into oil maybe the other way. Maybe you'd just love to spend the day with the Wonderbolts, rubbing their tight, lithe bodies all over and getting them so wet and slick they could slide into anything, and then helping pull on their jumpsuits?
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>>1953877
>about your serial killer fetish
seriously?
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>>1953866
Ah.
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>>1953829
You could call it a writing experiment if you want. Harm/self-harm aren't really my things, but it's a fascinating idea.
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>>1953887
Everything is possible
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>>1953809
The difference is, integration into /mlp/ is practically seamless now.
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>>1953807
I cant find the fluffy pony thread.

Maybe later.
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I prefer tender loving care with my ponies.

I'm the 1%.
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>>1953877
>lol im not edgy xd
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>>1953866
Even your scribbles are better than what I can manage.

Time to kill myself.
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>>1953837
I haven't, yet. Most of my TwiDashery has been confined to WBHW, and that hasn't had a chance for something laid back like that yet. I'm actually thinking along those lines for next chapter, though, I need something slow and laid back.
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>>1953906
>tfw your fetish hinges on it being consensual, no matter what is going on.
Consentacles are so hard to find, you know.
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>>1953524
pone should be left in peace
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how draw a good pony snout?
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>>1953906

so do i, but i also enjoy sex with them as well

CANT WE HAVE BOTH
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>>1953936
make face
draw after
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>>1953926
>that feel
Tentacles would be so much fun, why do they have to fight it?
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>>1953844
I sort of want to, actually.

>>1953866
I am enjoying the expressions, both in face and body language. Very good work!
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>>1953866
Ooh!
Another!
please
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>>1953936
circles
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>>1953936
Give up and accept you'll never be able to draw.
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You lack conviction.
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>>1953946
Well, you know I keep encouraging you to branch out into proper fic writing, this would be a good idea to try it out on!
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>>1953922
>Even your scribbles are better than what I can manage.
but they're just scribbles. and i spent around a year copying Rose's way of doodling
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>>1953924
Ah, I shall leave you to it then.
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>>1953946
>>1953837
Sorry I'm late for the response, bu A.J. said he's doing a shipping/non-shipping fic of RD taking Twilight to drink.
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>>1953960
Quiet Ross
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why are the episodes so short?
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>>1953980
Didn't he say he was doing two versions of it, a shipping and a non-shipping one?
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>>1953988
Because you live so quick
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>>1953943
>>1953926
You fellows need to read The Five Twilights if you haven't.
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>>1953882

Yes.

Imagine some people don't have power fantasies, the need to dominate or just simply torture others.

We are all different they say.
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>>1953924
i've been on the edge of my seat waiting for you to drop the bomb on those 2. anything to relieve the tension

please
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Here's that Rarity polishing a gem request.

Hope you guys like it.
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>>1953971
And I've spent a year trying to copy various drawfags and have nothing to show for it.
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>>1953974
Given the context it's never going to be straightforward >feels, it has to be too wrapped up in interpersonal drama as well as some extrapersonal drama, not to mention in-universe politics, so... even if it was just straight going out drinking, there's plenty of room for you to do it too and not make it seem samey.
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>>1953960
im content with my drawing abilities
i just wanna draw a pony nose
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I have started my friend-off submission based on that CMC with pets picture by Rose. I'm feeling quite good about it. I hope she likes the result.
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>>1953996
That's not really consensual though.
It's rape that devolves into consensual sex.
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>>1954002
I like it!
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>>1953990
>Didn't he say he was doing two versions of it, a shipping and a non-shipping one?

>>1953980
>A.J. said he's doing a shipping/non-shipping fic of RD taking Twilight to drink.

I could be wrong, but I think A.J. is going to do a shipping fic of Rainbow Dash taking Twilight Sparkle to drink and a non-shipping fic of Rainbow Dash taking Twilight Sparkle to drink.
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>>1954002
The snout is a little too long and the legs looks kinda fat.
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>>1954012
>15 days left
>still havent even started

ohgodohgodohgodohgo
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>>1954005
can you watch a stream? i'll stream a couple of ways to draw pony nose
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>>1954000
Oh, you misunderstand. I don't want to dominate, quite the opposite. But yes, I can see why others wouldn't want that. I think you're missing out, personally, but... well, I can appreciate oil and latex too.
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>>1954012
Nice cant wait for it.
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>>1954003
You've wasted a year of your life.
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>>1954032
Please do
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>>1954014
It was completely consensual at all times. Twilight wouldn't rape herself.
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>>1954021
Derp, I need to read stuff better.
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>>1954032
>>1954032
yesyesyesyesyes
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>>1954027
Don't fret too much, you've still got two weeks to hammer something out.
I still haven't picked a picture yet.
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im so tired
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>>1954002
The right fron leg has an odd anatomy, like a hose. The eyes also need some work. But try to improve and you will one day be a respected drawfag!
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>>1954012
>that feel when you still haven't started yours
>that feel when you have a week off starting tomorrow and plenty of time to write
gonna be fun
might even do two
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>>1954040
shut up Rose
>>1954003
if you're not trying to use the style you copied for your own interpretation of doodling then you might want to try a different approach
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>>1954012
I should think about finally contributing in a friend-off after over a year.
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>>1954052
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>>1954050
>also still havent chosen a pic

ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod
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I... I just don't know anymore.

I don't even know why I'm still here. even now most of my time on MLPG is spent on my /k/ tab, only checking MLPG once every ten to fifteen minutes.

It's like I'm not even drawn to it anymore.

Do you think... I might actually be able to... Leave?
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>>1954000
Given, but what would you say if they had the need for the exact opposite? Would you really deny her if all she could think about was being bound for you, covered from head to hoof in glistening, slick rubber? She just wants to feel your stern hand on her flank, anon. The sensation of your every touch amplified by the suit, the squeaks and creaks of the latex as she struggles fruitlessly in her restraints. The warmth of your touch dulled by the thin layer separating you.

Would you tell her no? Would you be so cruel?
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>>1953189
I had this weird dream where the apple family lost the farm to flim and flam. But they allowed them to stay on the farm on the condition of sexual services. Applejack, being only one pony had to teach applebloom how to pleasure flam while she was doing flim. With much grief she gave instructions to her little sister on how to give oral

So yea, I fapped to that.
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>>1954092
Somebody should write that. Why do your dreams make sense, anon?
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>>1954085
I'm in the same situation, I actually have been for about a week now

I'll give you a hint: no
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>>1954085
Go to bed, Dean
We'll see you tomorrow
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>>1954087
not him but now that you mention it
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>that feel when Nathan has 6 fics and about 30,000 total words on Fimfiction
>where the fuck do I start
then
>what the fuck do I draw, there's so many things
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>>1954092
Thats stupid! They would move to another apple farm your dream is stupid and not canon.
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>>1954108
slugger
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>>1954110
the intermission period where the pony is just sitting around in white space
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>>1954114
sport
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>>1954113
>They would move to another apple farm

[citation needed]
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>>1954110
>that feel when you used to think 30k words was a lot
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>>1954124
champ
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>>1954085
The MLPG is my go-to tab.

When I am playing the console, and I die, I quickly check the MLPG for anything new.

In the kitchen cooking? Yep, but the laptop is there, and I can quickly check the MLPG while I wait for something to start boiling or whatever.

I have completely lost hope.
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>>1954135
Sport.
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>>1954135
cowboy
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spoiler
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>>1954064
But what approach? Everything turns out equally shit.

I can try to mimic, but that ends up derivative. I try to take the individual elements I like and it ends up an incohesive mess.

There's always how *I* draw and how *others* draw. And even if I don't make the comparison, others will.
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>Haven't even read any of my partners fics

at least im practicing to make the best picture ever out of them
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>>1954142
Wait, shit, I repeated one.
I must commit sudoku.
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>>1954129
Watch the first episode and ABS idiot.
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>>1954152
Same here. And given the stories, honestly not looking forward to reading them all that much. I'm sure I can find something though.
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>>1954134
Sounds like a lot to me still, honestly. But I have this feeling that if I formatted all this Pinkie stuff I've written like it was a self contained fic and put it all together it'd be similar in length.

Strange feeling that is for some reason.
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>>1954025
>>1954055
Will do, thanks for the feedback.

I'm hoping when I get a tablet that I won't have as much trouble in those spots as I usually do.
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>>1954153
wotta shmuck
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>last thread

Brotip you guys I usually don't get home until at least 6 PM EST.
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>>1954034

I have my share of sick stuff in life too.

Honestly I prefer warm love where I can worship my lil' goddess.

>>1954087
Sadly I don't want to give away the pains I got in life, I would tell her that this won't do.
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>>1954071
>You'll never sleep next to Applejack and have her cradle you in her legs
>You'll never wake up in the morning and have her give you a good morning kissy before her long work day
>You'll never have her bickering in the kitchen, making a healthy breakfast, telling her younger sister to pipe down
>You'll never have Big Mac tell you how much of a good Brother in Law you are
>You'll never see her glowing face in the sunshine, happy to see you coming down to give her another kiss for being such a lovely companion
>sugarcube
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>>1954042
>>1954049
damn that update took awhile
alright
www.livestream.com/2bitponyshow
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>>1954106
>>1954141
You know what

I'd bet ten dollars weaver is still here.
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>>1954141
At least I'm not alone

I do exactly the same

we're addicted, anon
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>>1954114
>>1954124
>>1954135
>>1954142
>>1954144
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>>1954167
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>>1954164
I'll post a couple of art tutorials that help with getting the body structure and shape accurate, if you like.
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>>1954153
maybe next time buckaroo
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>>1954164
You drew that with a mouse? Oh...!
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>>1954167
>>1954182
you should help new artists more often
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>>1954167
I was just going to draw something. Now I lost all hope again,
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>>1954185
Maybe next time. Scout.
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>>1953953
man circles suck for snouts
>>1953960
sometimes I think that, my best effort is passed up as not trying
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>>1954195
No, do something!
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So I got paired up with PHN for the friend-off, and I have to say that her requests are unorthodox to say the least.

1. I have to use alliteration in every sentence. Writing words in this way is whimsicial but I'm worried it will wormk it's way into my wregular work.
2. I can't use the following words: tits, breasts, breasticles, jumblies, assets, mounds, or the letter 'e.'
3. I didn't know this about her, but she apparently insists on checking on everything she's involved with. I'm used to this kind of micromanagement from artists, but I wish I didn't have to constantly mail her the work in floppy disk format.

But I'm okay with it, and think it's cool to be paired up with PHN. She said she'll draw a drawing based on one of my fanfics when she gets around to reading one that she thinks is interesting. So excited!
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>>1954206
>>1954190
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>>1954206
But it's all futile!
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>>1954179
I've been trying to get into a decent Gmod 13 server

adv dupe is fucking broken and everybody with the helicopter mod keeps on fucking gm_construct

what fucking use is that
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>>1954167
>you will never draw horse penis like SB
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>>1954183
If you could, I would appreciate it.
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>>1954216
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>>1954216
PHN pls go
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>>1954216
>but I wish I didn't have to constantly mail her the work in floppy disk format.
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>>1954195
That's the spirit.

Seriously, what were you thinking? That you'd ever be as good as our regular drawfags?

Come off it, you know as well as us all that you'll never amount to anything close to them.
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>>1954216

too obvious, PHN
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>>1954206
You still have a thing for Snails? I thought Featherweight was your new boytoy
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>>1954260
I wish I could hate you to death.
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>>1954260
Yeah, what a silly idea
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>>1954177
You missed him earlier, man. He said he'd stick around for a while if we wanted him.
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>>1954216
I don't understand is there a joke I'm missing?
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I miss the druids at the end of every thread
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>>1954172

If I am a megalomaniac how come I don't want to dominate my love interest?

I'm badly written.
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>>1954285
AND WE DIIIIIIIIIIIID
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>>1954172
But they aren't your pains, anon, and they certainly won't be her. She doesn't NEED to be impaled though it certainly feels that way sometimes, but to be immobilized in a rubber shell, her very fate placed entirely in your hands, the only person whom she trusts enough to let it happen. A firm smack on the bottom can feel absolutely wonderful in the throes of passion. She doesn't need bruises, anon. Just a little something to help keep her in the right mindset while she becomes an elegant living statue of the form you so worship.
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>>1954296
IT HAS ENDED
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>>1954278
I must reveal my most terrible secret: I like big ears.
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>>1954163
Weirdest feel?
A quick wordcount on ~/.writing comes out to 250k words. I've written the word "the" 9907 times. I've written the word twilight 1933 times. (Though the counting is just a quick one-liner and not completely accurate, it's close enough to terrify me)
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>>1954279
Sorry, but I'm not some talented drawfag who tries to make themselves feel better about striking it lucky by pretending to care about the poor schmucks who foolishly think they can emulate their success.
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>>1954298
Well I dont!
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>>1954306
Big ears are pretty adorable.
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what does sb stand for?
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>>1954285
Figured.

usually when he quits a board, (and I mean ACTUALLY QUITS) he does some sort of melodromatic "poof, its gone, deal with it" shit. When that didn't happen here I figured he'd be sticking around to soak up all the GG ILU 5EVER tears and stroke his ego a bit. And then start posting again.
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>>1954297
Because you want her to be perfect for you, and that includes wanting to be yours without encouragement. Dominating her would mean putting in work to bend her to your will, when she should be so awed by you that it's entirely unnecessary.
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>>1954319
Sucky Bastard
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>>1954319
Sad Boy.
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>>1954313
>tfw drawfag
>tfw you honestly do care about newbies wanting to draw
Hey, quiet you
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>>1954319
Scrubbing Bubbles.
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>>1954319
Slugbox
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>>1954319
super badass
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>>1954273
>>1954250
>>1954244
>>1954291
You guys know that PHN isn't really a girl, right? He's actually a mexican guy. A short google search shows that he has two priors:
207 PRIOR CODE - KIDNAPPING WITH INTENT TO COMMIT A SPECIFIED SEX OFFENSE

261.3 PRIOR CODE - RAPE BY FORCE AND/OR THREAT
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>>1954349
SB pls go
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>>1954319
he stands for sex with ponies!
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>>1954319
Snuggle Bunny.
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>>1954319
Superfluous Burgers
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>>1954355
PHN pls stay
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>>1954324
Yeah.
>>1954299
But I am the weakest link there, she should call the shots.
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>>1954319
the artist is sam boga
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>>1954320
i dont care if hes a little ego monster as long as hes our little ego monster
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>>1954382
How do you know she isn't? You clearly aren't comfortable with the idea, and she can get rather insistent.
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Previously:
You assisted Pinkie Pie and the Cakes in making pastries and various treats for Nightmare Night. Pinkie talked you into going to the events with her, but you had to order a costume from Rarity first. The two of you went, picked some rather dapper spy costumes, and after an embarrassing misunderstanding involving Rarity and human physiology, you and Pinkie finally confessed feelings for one another. The night flew by in a flurry of tender lovemaking.
The following night was Nightmare Night and the two of you dressed up and went to various events. You won her a squeaky hammer, got third at the pumpkin catapults, and the two of you role played a bit in the corn maze before trying out the dunk tank on one another. A fun event to kick start your more serious relationship with one another. If 'serious' can be used to describe the time you spend with Pinkie, anyway.
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>>1955063
All too soon the multicolored leaves of fall are scattered along the ground wherever you go, the trees bare as the wind gains a cool edge to it, causing everyone to don scarves and jackets. The fall is otherwise uneventful on a town scale. Everyone goes about their daily business and you get to spend more time with Pinkie now that the major birthday season appears to be over. There are still parties to cater, but they are far fewer than before. Soon the two of you are spending whole days together, lying on the couch and watching movies, cooking meals for one another to try, having abrupt tickle fights in hallways at all hours of the day.....
You even manage to get Pinkie's friends together and have a little Thanksgiving picnic of sorts before it gets too cold out, everyone sipping mugs of hot chocolate and wearing scarves that match their colored bodies as they politely chat with you. Surprisingly, nobody asks about the relationship you and Pinkie share. Maybe they already know, maybe they're in the dark, either way nobody appears to pry into it and everyone has a good time, much to yours and Pinkies enjoyment.

The season continues to change as you find out one particular morning...
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Who are you? What are you doing in my thread?
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>>1955082
VACATE
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sex quest?
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>>1955080
>You awake to the feeling of being nudged, gently at first but quickly rising in urgency
>”Hey, hey wake up! Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up....”
>With a groan you open your eyes and roll over, Pinkie finally ending her chanting and prodding
>She's standing at the edge of the bed, holding something....
>You give your eyes a rub and yawn, Pinkie giggling gently, causing whatever she's holding to clatter a little
>You take another look with your vision clearing and see that she's carrying a tray with a coffee mug and some breakfast on it. Looks like eggs, toast with jam, and hash browns
>She gets you to sit up before placing the tray on your lap, handing you your fork and knife as the sits on her knees next to you and watches you eat, her fluffy tail wagging back and forth on the bedsheets now and then as she hums a little tune to herself
>Between mouthfuls of egg you ask her what the occasion is, that she's up so early and giving you breakfast in bed
>She appears shocked, putting a hoof to her heart, “You mean I have to have a reason to cook my special someone a nice breakfast? Or maybe,” she smiles slyly, “I'm just making sure you have energy for anything we might do today....” she leans forward, running a hoof down one of your sheet covered legs, resting her head on your thigh and gazing up at you, her eyes twinkling mischievously
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>>1955107
YOU CAN'T SHOUT AT ME LETH
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>>1955112
>You nearly spit out the coffee you're drinking when she pulls up the end of your bed covers and starts to tickle the bottom of your feet with a feather. As it goes, you can't help but jerk your feet back and knee the tray, causing quite a ruckus even as Pinkie gives a small cry of surprise tinged with laughter before apologizing
>”But seriously, you should hurry up with that. We've got a big day ahead of us!”
>You're pretty sure Pinkie had to work today, or had a party to cater or something
>She shakes her head, a big smile on her face as she gets up from the bed, walking to your bedroom window
>”Not anymore! Today it's just you, me, and SNOW!” She flings open your window curtains, nearly blinding you as the sunlight reflects of piles and piles of pure white snow, piled almost as high as your window
>Pinkie happily bounces back onto your bed with the look of a puppy expecting a treat, “There's so much snow everything got canceled! So we can do whatever we want today! We'll build snow ponies, go sledding, or ice skating, or have a big snowball fight, and lots of warm food by the fire and, and, and...” she trails off as her eyes glitter in anticipation before realizing she's droning and returns her gaze to you, “So what do you want to do first?”
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>>1955121
I AM RIGHT NOW
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>>1955136
Snow men. Always snow men.
Or snow ponies.
After that, once the rest of her friends get up, we can have a nice, big snowball fight.
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>>1955136
Gotta dig ourselves out first.
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>>1955136
Snow men and snow ponies and snow angels and snow pegasi.
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>>1955136
Sledding and Skating first, then try and do a town wide snowball war. I'm sure pinkie'll love that.
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>>1955136
give her the dick
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>>1955253
Out.
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>>1955258
then in
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>>1955271
Is this the Pinkie Pokie?
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>>1955284
Something like that.
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>>1955284
in a way
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>>1955136

>>1955169
>>1955182
>>1955218
>>1955247

>You get up out of the bed and walk over to your window to take in the pleasant view after your eyes adjust to the brightness
>The snow is still falling gently, coating the barren trees in a white coat.
>The moment of reverie is broken when Pinkie asks again what you'd like to do today, a little more eagerly now that you're up and moving
>You rub your temples at the thought of shoveling all that snow. Beautiful stuff but a total pain to deal with.
>With a sigh you tell Pinkie you need to get dressed and shovel a path out of your house before the two of you can do anything fun
>"Ooh, let me help! We'll get done twice as fast that way!"
>You agree and the two of you get your heavy winter gear on, Pinkie putting on a poofy jacket and little booties, a scarf around her neck and a little cap with pink poof ball on the tip on her head, hiding the large curl of her mane
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Someone delete a picture, I have the perfect Pinkie picture for this quest.
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>>1955326
>You grab a shovel from your front closet before you realize you don't have a second one that Pinkie could use, even if she had fingers for the handle
>"Don't worry about me, I'll help however I can!"
>With that you begin shoveling a path from your home out into a nearby street. The work is slow, just one heavy snow shovel worth at a time. Pinkie is there encouraging you, sometimes singing, sometimes just shouting cheers, but always making sure you know she's there
>You're halfway to the street when you realize it's gotten silent lately. You stand up and wipe your brow with the back of a gloved hand and turn to look for Pinkie.
>The door to your house hangs open. She's probably inside. Must've gotten tired of cheering you on with nothing to do
>You turn back around and continue shoveling
>It's another few minutes when a loud boom comes from behind you, making you throw yourself to the ground
>The sound of something hitting a solid surface a great distance away echoes out over the otherwise silent snow grounds
>You look behind you as best you can from a prone position and see Pinkie with a....cannon?
>As you watch she stuffs loads of snow into the cannon before tugging on a rope attached to it. Another boom echoes out and the snow is launched, hitting the side of a distant building
>She's using a party cannon to clear the snow, while simultaneously plastering other residents homes with snow
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>>1955379
you do it
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>>1955473
This gives me a silly idea. Couldn't we put the cannon and aim it so that it points down the pathway, using the cannon shot to clear the path? And then we can just roll the giant snowball that will result somewhere else?
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>>1955473
>She's using a party cannon to clear the snow, while simultaneously plastering other residents homes with snow

Pfffthahahahaha
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>>1955473
Tell her to be careful that she doesn't end up making more work for others.

>>1955485
I just got here, dingus.
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>>1955473

>>1955512
>Your ears ring at a third boom as you watch another mass of snow hit yet a different building, when an idea strikes you
>You shout your idea to Pinkie, telling her to load snow up and fire it down the path instead of at houses
>"But how else will I decorate other people's houses for winter?"
>Upon closer inspection of the distant houses, they do appear to look a little....cozier? The way the snow settles on the houses is picturesque, even if the lumps of snow around the house from the snow artillery isn't
>Despite this you convince Pinkie to launch a snow wad down your path, shoving the snow further along and making a giant, oddly shaped mass with every shot, slowly rounding it out
>After the last barrage you signal Pinkie to stop and move forward to try and roll the ball of snow
>You're pushing intensely against the mass when you hear a "Whoopsie!" and a sudden boom.

Give me a roll
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>>1955473
Are you continuing?
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>>1955607
Rolling to dodge.
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>>1955607
Rollan
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>>1955607
Oh boy here we go
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>>1955607
Let's not die.
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>>1955607
Bush level dodging
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>>1955607

>>1955633
>>1955637
>>1955638
>>1955641
>>1955658
[Total 27]

>You manage to turn around before the speeding snowball smashes into you
>You smack against the large snowball that the cannon has made and cause it to nudge forward as you slide down it's side and Pinkie rushes over to you
>Thankfully Pinkie didn't pack the snow into the cannon too tightly, so while your chest hurts a little and you have to catch your breath, nothing seems to be damaged. Though your gloves and boots seem a little looser now
>"Are you okay? Oh gosh, oh gosh, oh gosh! Hey! Hey," Pinkie stands over you as you lie on your back, breathing heavily, "Hey, say something. You're okay, right? Right? It was an accident, I swear!"

Now is the time to get back at her if you so choose, though you can be nice and just tell her you're alright
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>>1955728
i take out my penis
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>>1955728
I think a kiss would make everything better.
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>>1955738
and put it away again
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>>1955745
before whopping it back out
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>>1955728
Tell her to be more careful next time, then give her a small kiss.
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>>1955728
Tell her a kiss would help us to feel better.

And look for some new boots and gloves
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>>1955784
They're loose, not gone. So we just need to pull them back up.
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>>1955728
Kiss, then hit her with a small snowball while she's distracted.
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>>1955797
WHERE'S YOUR ADVENTURE SPIRIT ANON?
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>>1955784
>>1955803
This
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>>1955728

>>1955743
>>1955782
>>1955784

>You put your right hand up from your prone position, putting it to the side of her head and gently pulling her closer while pulling down your scarf a little with your left hand
>You gasp and wheeze for effect as she leans in closer, her eyes wide and on the verge of tears
>When she's close enough you push her the rest of the way down to you with your hand and give her a kiss on the nose, "Be a little more careful next time, k?"
>While she wasn't looking you grabbed some snow with your left hand, and after your little kiss on the nose you smack her in the rear with your cold surprise
>She gives a yelp and jumps back while you start laughing and picking yourself up off the ground
>"Don't do that! I was worried about you! You, you meanie!"
>You point out she's the one who shot you with a cannonball of snow
>"It was an accident!" She huffs
>You pull your boots and gloves on tighter, only to be hit with a snowball when you look back up
>Pinkie is giggling and sticks her little tongue out at you as you roll a snowball to throw back at her
>Before you can throw it she begins to run, bounding over the snow yet to be shoveled as she races into town
>You give chase and soon find yourself outside of Sugarcube Corner in the middle of town, residents shuffling about in their winter clothing as they navigate the snow piles
>You round a corner and find Pinkie holding onto....Rarity?

[cont'd]
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>>1955934
>Pinkie is holding Rarity from behind, both of them balanced on their hind legs as Pinkie hugs Rarity to her body
>"If you want me you'll have to go through Rarity first!"
>Rarity's eyes are wide and confused, darting back and forth as she struggles to understand what's going on. Until she sees the snowball in your hand, anyway.
>"Y-you wouldn't hit a lady with a snowball, w-would you darling?"
>You toss it, thinking
>Rarity sees the motion and panics, biting her lower lip as she looks at you, the snowball, then at her captor, "D-don't do anything hasty now, p-please?"

What will you do?
If you aim for Pinkie, I need a roll to hit her
If you aim for Rarity, no roll is required
Other actions can be taken, though that's up to you
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>>1956003
Let's be a gentleman and roll!
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>>1956003
I think we should do it.
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>>1956003
Pretend to give up, and wait until Pinkie lets go of Rarity. Once she does, and Rarity is clear, launch the snowball.
Third options ahoy.
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>>1956003
Rolling to shoot.
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>>1956037
Ok I'm going with this
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>>1956037
Aw shit son this
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>>1956003

>>1956037
>>1956099
>>1956044
>>1956017
>>1956117
[Total 34]

>You feign surrender, "A true gentleman never endangers a lady."
>Rarity gives a sigh of relief while Pinkie let's out a small whine and lets go of Rarity
>Rarity is only a step away from Pinkie when you tack on, "Unnecessarily."
>The snowball flies and hits Pinkie on her left cheek with a paff, the snow splattering on Rarity's face as she gives a cry of alarm and tries to shield herself with a hoof
>Pinkie laughs, "You're a tricky one! I like that..."
>A snowball whizzes past your head, causing you to duck as you look around. Rarity is already forming another, "I'll show you ruffians a thing or two about combat!"
>You manage to avoid being hit by another snowball, causing it to fly over your shoulder as it hits a random passerby in the back of the neck
>He rears in surprise as the snow slides down his jacket and Rarity yells a sorry before Pinkie hits her with a snowball and begins to run off again
>Rarity gives a growl as the two of you chase after Pinkie
>The two of you corner Pinkie in an alleyway, tossing snowballs menacingly as you advance
>Rarity's snowball is halfway to Pinkie when a purple glow envelops it, causing it to float harmlessly in the air
>"Not today!"
>The snowball whips back and Rarity narrowly dodges it
>That purple glow...you recognize it
[cont'd]
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>>1956265
You missed my post.
>>1956020
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>>1956265
Dis gon b gud
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>>1956300
My bad. Went to warm up some coffee and probably just overlooked it.
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>>1956265
>You look around rapidly before seeing her
>Twilight stands on a balcony above the alleyway, apparently it's a patio for some eatery or something
>With a small bang and a spark she's next to Pinkie, head lowered and a challenging smile on her face
>"Two on one is hardly fair, Rarity. Or does a lady such as yourself not care about a fair fight?"
>"Out of my way Twilight, Pinkie needs a good snowball in her snout for getting me involved in this!"
>"Oh please, you were probably just wandering town again. What's wrong with a little fun?"
>Before Rarity can give a rebuttal a purple glow encases a large section of snow between the two groups as Pinkie gets back to her feet and packs a snowball
>The patch of snow rises up and flips, becoming a wall of sorts before it rushes at you with incredible speed!

What will you do?
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>>1956367
WE PUSH THRU IT NIGGA
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>>1956367
Make a snowbase!
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>>1956367
Barrel through and double toss the two handfulls of snow you rip from their icy barrier. Surely they'll never expect that.
Either that or we power slide under it and come up firing.
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>>1956398
This is more of an immediate action. You have a wall of snow rushing at you, you don't have time to build a base currently Though that can come later

To clarify:
Run? Shield Rarity? Push through it? Try to dodge it? Etc...
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>>1956438
Ok then >>1956394
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>>1956438
>>1956367
Grab Rarity and push thru it.
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>>1956466
With rarity in front of you
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>>1956394
>>1956437
These.
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>>1956470
Surely Rarity has a Snow Drill Spell, right? She'll be out battering ram.
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>>1956470
Nah, we shoulder-charge the wall
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>>1956367

>>1956394
>>1956437
>>1956466
>>1956470

>You scoop Rarity in one arm, making her yelp in surprise as she sputters, asking what you're doing
>You grab a handful of snow in your other hand as the wall approaches, giving a shout to Rarity to hang on
>With Rarity in your right arm and a snowball in your left you meet the wall with your left shoulder set for impact, head down as you run to meet it
>With a whumpf you go through it and nearly lose your balance. You drop Rarity, who lands on her hooves luckily, and run forward with your left arm held high before bringing the snowball down and gently throwing it in Twilight's face
>"Ah!" She giggles as the snow smacks the top of her snout
>"No magic!" You yell before running the opposite direction, causing the three ponies to look at each other, then after you before giving chase

Where will you run to now that you are the hunted?
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>>1956575
Well, let's around the corner, wait for all three to run past, and then double back.
Maybe toss a potshot on the way.
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>>1956607
This.
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>>1956575
Let's run to Fluttershy's house, she'll give us some refugee!
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>>1956575

>>1956607
>>1956618

>You run around a corner a few streets down and hide under an overhang, doing your best to blend into the shadows and readying a snowball
>The three ponies run past you and continue down the street until you step out, give a whistle while chucking a snowball and begin to run again
>From the cry that comes out of the group it sounds like you hit Rarity again. Poor girl.
>The little distraction buys you some distance, but you can't keep this up all day

Where do you run?
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>>1956688
>From the cry that comes out of the group it sounds like you hit Rarity again. Poor girl.

IN YO' FACE!

This >>1956684
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>>1956688
Fluttershy's house.
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>>1956688
Well, what's closest?
It's not like we can call in Dash for aerial support, or hoof it to AJ's farm. Though if there are any carts, we could use those for cover.
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>>1956726
You could run to AJ's farm if you really wanted to, though by the time you get there you'd likely be winded.

Fluttershy's would be the closest of the main 6 who you haven't run into yet.
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>>1956753
But we'd scare Fluttershy witless. I don't know how much help she'd be in a snowball fight.
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>>1956786
We can just hide there, then look for AJ.
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>>1956688

>>1956712
>>1956684
>>1956713

>You decide to run to Fluttershy's house, doing your best to avoid magically thrown snowballs mid chase
>As you approach you see Fluttershy floating around outside her home, possibly tending to birds or other small critters near her house
>Before she has a chance to run back into her house you give out a shout
>"SANCTUARY!"
>Fluttershy, though fidgeting even as she floats, stays outdoors as you run up to her and put your hands on your knees, breathing in deep breaths after all that running
>"U-uhm....h-how can I help you?"
>Before you can respond your stomach lets out a huge growl, making some of the animals nearby scatter briefly until Fluttershy calls them back and tells them it's alright

Well, Fluttershy is here. She's probably not up for a snowball fight, but maybe you can take a breather or get some lunch. Or hide.
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>>1956860
Ask he if she'd mind if we and some of the others stop here for lunch.
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>>1956860
Well, explain the situation. We were having a snowball fight, and her home seemed like a good Safe Zone. Or a hiding place.
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>>1956916
This, we don't want to bother her
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>>1956860

>>1956910
>>1956916
>>1956935

>Between exhausted breaths you quickly explain the situation, asking Fluttershy if you can use her area as a safe zone
>"Well....I guess you could. B-but you sounded hungry, are you sure you wouldn't like a sandwich? I could make one for you, if you want."
>You don't want to take advantage of Fluttershy, but your stomach is rather empty
>The others have caught up by now, though they're still a short distance away
>You put your arms up as though to surrender and when they get close you tell them Fluttershy's house is a safe zone
>Fluttershy waves to her friends, "Oh! Hello everyone! Would you like some hot chocolate while I make some sandwiches?"
>Everyone nods and thanks Fluttershy for her kindness and heads indoors for the time being, though Rarity stops to give you narrow eyed stare, "This isn't over yet."

>You all share a small lunch together, you chewing on a leafy sandwich Fluttershy made you as everyone else sips hot chocolate and talks about their day up until the snowball fight
>Before you're finished there's a knock on the door and soon Fluttershy let's in....Rainbow Dash
>"Hey, I saw everyone running through town and was wondering what was up. Some kind of emergency lunch meeting or something?"
>They briefly explain the snowball fight, causing Rainbow Dash to get a little excited
>"Aw man, a snowball fight? Across town? And you didn't get me? I am so IN on that. You know what would be cool? Snow forts. Hey, we could go to Applejacks and see if she wants in on this too, right?"

Do you want snow fortress battles at AJ's? Or would you prefer to end this and take some one on one time with Pinkie, if she's willing?
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>>1957074
I see where this is going.

Snow fortress battle at AJ's.
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>>1957074
Fuck that shit, we snowball war now!
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>>1957074
PREPARE FOR WAR
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>>1957074
We could do both. Just have us be on Pinkie's Team.
Or we could ask her personally.
>>
Also, next horse is open. Should we make the jump now or wait?
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>>1957127
Let's claim it before the vorefags claim it.
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>>1957127
Let's move! >>1954343

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