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New horse, talk about horses, yadda yadda yadda, no bitching/walls of text allowed, etc.
Oh yeah, and
NO FUCKING META ALLOWED
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>rape
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I would hug cheeselegs non sexually
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Why do people think these threads are bad all of a sudden?
They've always been bad. I really dont see how they fail to realize this. I guess some people are bitching for the sake of bitching, and others are jumping on the bandwagon.
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I PLAY THIS CARD FACE DOWN IN ATTACK POSITION AND END MY TURN
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I would like to interject for a moment

What you are referring to as META is in fact Autism/Meta, or as I've taken to calling it, autistic bitching.
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>>1924403
Please read the OP.
These threads can be bad only if you make them bad.
We are not as bad as /b/ is, but we can be under the right conditions.
Some things are better left unsaid, Anon.
I love you <3
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>>1924403
>newfags

Topic:
Would you assault Pinkie Pie with cake?
Would you have a food fight with her in Sugarcube Corner?
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>>1924411
>inb4 Man Eater Bug
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but if we don't post shit, how will people know this is the MLPG?
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>>1924393

>no meta, no bitching, no textwalls

You forgot "no talking and no posting pictures."
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Guys.

I like My Little Pony.
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>>1924416
>Newfag
>>>/b/
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>>1924411
>face down
>attack position
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>>1924417
naaah, I wouldn't do that to you guys
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>>1924416
>Calling someone a newfag for actually remembering how previous threads were
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>>1924411
IF THAT IS A GOD FUCKING MAN EATING BUG
I SWEAR I'M GOING TO SLAP YOUR SHIT!
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>>1924403
I didn't even read your post, but you're an awful person with stupid opinions and nobody cares.
Kindly shove a cock in it.

Post your favourite gifs you stupid motherfuckers.
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>>1924427
You can do that right?

I was sure you could.
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>>1924403
>They've always been bad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WINDtlPXmmE
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>>1924438
no, only defense position
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Just wanted to say that I'm going to be continuing Wild West Waifu Quest (formerly known as Appaloosa Quest) at 8/9PM CST tonight (as in, Monday night). For those of you across the pond, CST is one hour behind EST (4chan time), which means 9/10PM 4chan time.

With that, I'm gone. I really don't feel like sticking around after, well... that.
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>>1924438

Nope.
In one of the vidyas that didnt follow the rules you could, though.
Fuck yes Forbidden Memories.
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So, is there any way to get helpful feedback on fanfiction?
Or should I just do my best and not worry, since it's fanfiction.
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>4chan x just leaves a shitty blue line instead of blue name when email field is filled in
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>>1924402
I would too.

She would probably be really smooth, firm, and kind of warm

she would like to rest her head on your shoulder, trap you with a front leg and gloat-whisper about how you are her prisoner
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>>1924435
yeah okay
that sounds fun

and safe
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anyone got the original version of this?
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>>1924454
See that's what I was thinking of. I played the SHIT out of forbidden memories.

That game was so awesomely broken and ridiculous.
>fusing with no polymerization
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>>1924455
POST IT HERE
LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS
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>>1924455
Do the latter, we all get better with time. Soon enough, you might even be mistaken for TAW!
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>>1924461
I guess that could be fun... But could she at least be secreting some kind of evil goo?
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Chrysalis is a very kawaii pony.
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>>1924435
this is the one .gif I waited all day for
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>>1924452

...what's Wild West Waifu Quest?
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>>1924476
She doesn't need to, why waste energy? Neither of you would know the difference.
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>>1924472
TAW pls go.
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>>1924478
Yes, let's talk about Chrysalis, nonsexually.
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>>1924486
is that even possible
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>>1924478
Yes.
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>>1924455
a) post an excerpt and get instant critique
b) post it on FiMfiction and wait hours

choice is yours broham
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>>1924486
I would fuck every one of her body and leg holes. Nonsexually.
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>>1924470
I posted a link in the last thread: >>1922548 It's the Sweetie Dracula thing.
>>1924472
I am consistently mistaken for TAW when I post about how romantically I love my pone.
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>>1924493
>>1924455
>Excerpt
What? Just upload it to pastebin and post the link here.
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>>1924486
I would cuddle her in a slime filled cocoon and pop not a single boner
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>>1924478
I agree
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>>1924486
Speaking of .gifs, anyone have that one where she laughs?
It's so adorably evil
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>>1924500
>my pone
>Your pony
Holy shit do you actually have a Sweetie Bell?
Can we share?
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“I do so love all of my subjects… but you, the most of all.”
That’s her way of saying it for now. My heart jumps in my chest – it stutters almost sideways as I feel a sharp pain in my shoulder. I try to turn and look, but my head is held in place by the brace. I can catch a glimpse out of the corner of my eye – her face is pressed against my bare skin, and her mouth is tight against my shoulder. Her eyes are closed. A soft moan is accompanying the stabbing sensation.

After a second, the pain subsides, mostly, and she’s pulled away, leaving a trail of red along where her mouth traced before she removed it. Her fangs are bright red now. She licks her lips, wiping the specks of tin-flavoured sanguine, and then lowers her head again, this time rubbing the side of her face against my upper arm. I’m twitching again, my arm and body and more pointedly somewhere else. The expectation is built up now, and the way the electric sensation of ‘when’ sizzles in the back of my mind makes me hold my breath. I count the seconds. One. Two. Three. Four. Fi-

“Hnnnng…”
I can’t help but let out a groan when I feel her bite down. It hurts. It’s the best thing I can remember feeling for a moment as the white hot pain washes across my body. My cock jumps. The pain subsides. I open my eyes, and remember to breathe again. She’s still there, chewing gently and suckling at the blood pouring from the two holes. It’s hers to take – whatever she wants.
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>>1924435
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>>1924465
>not knowing Hark a Vagrant by name
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>>1924394
Pissing!
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>>1924506
>Posting blasphemous fanart
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>>1924483
But.... Fuck! Nonsexual cuddles with ponies is easy because they're so innocent and cute. Chrysalis has the most bare potential for weirdness of all the characters seen so far! It seems like a waste to just cuddle her.
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>>1924508
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>>1924515
but we are fans of the fandom
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>>1924480

My latest quest. We're three days in so far.
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Which pony can fit the largest banana down their throat?
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>>1924505
This is what I mean by nonsexually.

OP here, I plan to monitor this thread and make sure that everything goes according to plan.
The plan? Have an MLPG thread that doesn't suck.
We haven't had a good one in a while, and this whole night has just been so tough on us.
Can we mellow down for now and talk about cuddling Chrysalis?
Please?
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>>1924488
of course

>you lift one of her elytrons
>"Wh-What are you-?!"
>you slip your hand under her folded wing, lightly scratching your fingertips against the exposed flesh underneath
>"-OOOHHOHOAHAHAHAHAHA!"
>she bursts into uncontrollable laughter as you continue to tickle her
>"AHAHAHAHANOOOOOAHAHAHANOSTOPPITAHAHAHA!"
>she flails her perforated hooves in a futile attempt to escape your touch
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>>1924520
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>be an unforgivably heartless bitch
>everyone wants to hug you
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>>1924524
Rarity. That slut.
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>>1924510
I mean my pony of choice.
And it's not Sweetie. Fillies are not for romantically.
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>>1924529
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>>1924530
>Hugs Chrysalis
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>>1924368
Well, there is one that I've been meaning to write for a long time, but I just don't know how to put it in motion.

It uses the 'you live with the main six' concept, it's night, everyone is asleep except for Twilight who is reading, you are playing Amnesia and then BAM, Pinkie Pie show's up that she can't sleep and insist on watching you.
Then she gets super scared and can't giggle it away, and you comfort her, bring her to bed, and maybe even read a bedtime story for her.

The only problem with this one, is that it can't be done as greentext, and I have some material already written for it, it's just a bit hard to find the right pacing and all when writing in a secondary language.
That's why I prefer greentexts.
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>>1924514
I would like more purple pone watersports, preferably wetting her panties

but any main 6 pone is fine
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>>1924543
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>>1924530
>And fuck
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>>1924544
Please don't roleplay in the general.
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>silky smooth changeling exteriors
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if chrysalis is a changeling, then why does she choose to look like that?

couldn't she fill in her legs?
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>>1924527
>she tries to transform her wings and elytrons away
>your hand gets stuck inside her
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>You will never sex your favorite pony
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>>1924530
When something is THAT adorable/sexy/hot/etc. it's understandable.
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Can I get a MARKER?
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So guys, Cravat want's to change Applejacks cutie mark in the Ultimate Universe, but I think it's unnecessary. Her main job isn't farming apples but it's not like she suddenly stopped being good at it and Cutie marks are subjective as fuck anyway.

What do you guys think.
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>>1924564
>Base form
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>>1924564
She knows how sexy it looks
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How do I into auto thread update with the new 4chan plus for chrome?
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>>1924572
Keep it. Reinterpret it if necessary.
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>>1924567
>tfw Rarity is out getting banged by all the stallions, and I will never get a piece of that
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To you waifufags

What would you do if you found a girl that might just have some of the traits you love in your waifu?
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http://awthredestim.blogspot.co.uk/2012/01/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-baby.html

>I sometimes find myself thinking if what I’m doing is the right thing. I don’t mean something deep as “Should I be watching ponies instead of studying law or medicine?” No, no, no, I’m not that shallow.
>I'm not that shallow

Is that a shallow thing to think?
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>>1924566
>"..."
>"..."
>"...aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
this continues for quite some time, until she finally changes back and you get your hand unstuck
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>>1924579
>4chan plus
>Not 4chanX
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>>1924572
Leave it, Applejack apples, that's her special unique talent.

doesn't stop her from doing other stuff, though.
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>>1924514
Why does this remind me of that fic where Fluttershy pisses on a tree

and why can't I find it, fuck
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>>1924579
>4chan plus
>chrome
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>>1924585
I don't have a waifu, because I know that she would never love me.
;_;
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>>1924554
>those two stallions
>man, she's kind of cute
>stop thinking that she'll eat your brain out and shit
>i still want to hug her
>enjoy your slavery
>maybe i wouldn't mind the slavery
>you're weird dude
>you're weird for not wanting to cuddle adorable mares
>no you
>you gay bro? got eyes for shining armor?
>shut up changelingfucker
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>>1924585
>Even considering cheating on your one and only waifu with some 3D pig
I seriously hope you guys dont do this.
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>>1924572
I KNEW I CAME TO THIS THREAD FOR A REASON
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>>1924586
Pretty much, yeah.

There's time for doing both.
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>>1924585
It doesn't matter. She's not my waifu, even if she's similar.
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>>1924595
Because it has fluttershy pissing in it?
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DIABLO 3 WHEN
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>>1924585
Then I would probably try to have a relationship with her.
Somehow.
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>>1924548

I can't help you with the language barrier - English has always been my primary (and only) language - but for the story itself, I think you'll find greentext is much more flexible than you give it credit for. It's a simple medium, but a lot can be done with it. That being said, personally I would encourage that you attempt writing it in a normal format. I understand your hesitation, but think of it like learning to drive or learning to ride a bike - you just have to jump in and do it. At first it will be scary, but you'll find your groove and grow accustomed to it. You may enjoy it, and you may not, but the important thing is that you tried.

Plus, we'll always be here to give you feedback, no matter how terrible it is.
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>>1924589
>>1924566
Please, don't roleplay in the general.
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>>1924600
>background ponies: TAS
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Alright, more 80s Cherilee.

I need to hit the hay, I'm plum tired.

catch you all later. I'll draw again sometimes soon.
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>>1924608
tomorrow

it'll be shit.
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>>1924585
>Evil shapeshifters are real

Okay.
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>>1924585

insert myself into a relationship with her. they ain't called waifus for nothing, jack.
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>>1924617
Hey anon, wanna ERP?
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>>1924602
>implying we shouldn't talk about fanfiction

Who the fuck is this guy?
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>>1924617
>Confusing greentext narratives with roleplay

Interpret > as "dude, what if..."
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>>1924585
I've recently gotten closer to a girl who reminds me a little of Twilight. Shares my own interest in science and general worldview, knowledgeable and intelligent as fuck, and she's pretty cute

Problem is I just know she won't accept a relationship until our exams for this year are over
Just like Twilight
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>>1924600
>Maybe I wouldn't mind the slavery.
Someone talk me out of this.
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>>1924619

Her neck seems kinda fat.
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>>1924629
Yeah sure, come follow me

>>>/soc/
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>>1924641
>3 w's

you fucking nigger
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>>1924645
i wwant your cock anon
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>>1924619
>Jimmy Kong

Fucking saved
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>>1924642
The kind of slavery where you retain your free will and remain bonded because you want to be is the most romantic kind of slavery.
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>>1924634
2 lines is not a narrative

2 lines is a roleplay. write a complete event or don't bother.
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>>1924619

I haven't seen the original jimmies macro in fucking forever.
It seems like the joke was just being repeated by people who didn't understand it in the first place.
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>>1924657
>marrying bugpone
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You know, your waifu should be asleep right now. She has a big day tomorrow. But she isnt. She's laying in bed, awake. Something is bothering her. It's bothering her a lot. Its knowing that, no matter how much she loves you, you will never know. And it hurts her to think about you loving someone else. But she knows that even if she could meet you, she would never have a chance. Not someone like her with someone like you. But she still loves you all the same.
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>>1924611
My first approach was to write it in a 'dialog only' way, maybe that's why I cancelled that.
I thought I could cheat my way out of descriptions and the usage of tenses, but I think it only made it harder.
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WHAT IF CADENCE IS REALLY SCOOTALOOS MOTHER BECAUSE TEEN PREGNANCY?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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>>1924658
I'll write what I damn well please.
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>>1924619
>Dose Arcade machines out in the middle of a field

Seriously, what the fuck?
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>>1924660
welcome to new 4chan
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Thread police pls go.
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>>1924658
It's called collaborative writing. We do it all the time, and it's actually about ponies.
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>>1924668
NO
DO YOU EVEN WATCH THE SHOW?
SHINING ARMOR JUST KNOCKED HER UP RECENTLY
SO NOW THEY HAVE THAT RUSHED WEDDING
SO THEY WILL BE MARRIED BEFORE CADENCE LOOKS PREGNANT
GOTTA KEEP YOUR REPUTATION CLEAN
THOSE OTHER PONIES WILL NEVER KNOW
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>>1924669
>>>/b/

A whole board for people just like you
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>>1924644
She's wearing something over her neck, it may or may not be a loose garment.
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>>1924662
STOP IT! STOP IT, YOU EVIL MAN!
SHE'S..... NOT R-REAL! SHE'S.... Oh, who am I kidding....
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>>1924662
She tells herself that it would be below her and that her fancy is heretical.
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>>1924662
In that case, mai waifu should find someone she can actually have a relationship with. She and I will never meet, and that's a shame, but the ideals that we find in each other can be used to find people whom we know will make us happy.

Thinking about my waifu has made me much clearer on what sort of relationship I want with what kind of woman
>tfw autism has actually helped your life
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>>1924657
Maybe I wouldn't even be sure if I still had my free will or not.
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>having fun
>talking about pone and >feels
>STOP THAT, IT'S...UH...ROLEPLAY

goddamnit ;_;
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>>1924556
>>1924617
>>1924682
I cant tell if this person is serious, or if this is some attempt at parody based humor.
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>>1924676
No, what you're doing is called roleplaying. You're writing out your actions and responses to each other in a slightly more subtle manner than "let's pretend I got my hand stuck in bugpone" "okay then let's pretend she let you go" "okay then lets pretend she sucked my cock"
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>>1924662
>tfw maybe, in some world, Rarity really does love me
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>>1924670
Because they stopped caring about any kind of consistency in season 2.
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>>1924682
Eat shit, thread police.
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>>1924698
I'm ignoring you.
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>Thread police back
Well it was a fun 140 posts.
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>>1924662
>implying that my favorite pony would ever care for a good for nothing loser such as I
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>>1924662
I'm going to fucking find a way to interdimensional travel and go full Sliders mode until I find a dimension where I can be together with my pony waifu.
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>>1924698
Yes, and MLPG does it all the time. You're trying the change MLPG.
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>>1924698
>Trying to stop people from doing what we always do
Where do you think you are right now?
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>>1924697
I'm personally chalking it up to extreme amounts of autism.
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>>1924698
not the guy you're responding to, but i would classify roleplaying as one person pretending to be a character; what these guys are doing is writing a narrative, that's not roleplaying that's storytelling
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>>1924712
Well, roleplaying is kinda against the rules
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>>1924710
Can I come too?
I promise not to bug you too much.
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>>1924708
>implying Pinkie wouldn't love you for how happy you can make her
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>>1924708
But she does, anon. She does. She's thinking about you right now. She's hugging your pillow and pretending it's you.
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Remember when we were on a board with mods?
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>>1924707
>>1924705
>>1924703
>>1924698
>>1924697
>>1924617
>>1924556
>>1924712
>>1924716
>>1924718
>>1924719
>>1924720
Please stop.
I'll do anything if you just stop.
Anything.
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>>1924701
>Any kind of consistency

Now anon, that's taking it a little far, obviously it was just for the convenience of the set piece, but just think about that, a field full of arcade cabinets.
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>>1924710
>>1924722
I SHALL JOIN YOU
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>>1924724
This doesn't make me feel bad, it makes me feel better, lol.
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>>1924727
>Implying the mods ever set foot in our threads
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>>1924698
WELL AKSHUALLY

naw, fuck it.

Back to insect horse.

If changeling love draining makes you tired, do chrysalis cuddles always end up in someone falling asleep in the others arms?
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>>1924722
Pinkie is mine, if you're okay with that, you can come and have your waifu too.
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>>1924666

Take it from someone whose strength is dialogue that a dialogue-only story is going to be very difficult both to write and to read. Proper description of events is absolutely the most important thing in a story, and dialogue is almost always secondary. I know why you considered it - because it's closer to what you're comfortable with - but part of writing is learning to come out of your comfort zone. You'll never improve if you don't try new things.

Take it slow. Write a little, take a break, then come back later and write a little more. Even if it's one word at a time and there are days between each word, just try it. Nothing worse can happen than you giving up entirely, because you will always wonder how it would have went if you had just given it a try.
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>>1924728
Anything?
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>>1924728
...Anything?
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>>1924727
Yeah, they hated us
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>>1924724
God damn you. I can't handle this. If mai waifu feels the pain that I sometimes feel, then it feels like it's my fault.
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OH HEY GUYS I KNOW

LET'S FEED THE TROLL AGAIN

GEE WHAT A GREAT IDEA

Twilight is best pone. If you disagree on this then you are objectively wrong.
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>>1924724
Hey mares, which human should I pretend my pillow is tonight?
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>>1924719
No, one is a nameless self insert character and the other is bugpone.

It's not roleplaying as long as one person writes an entire event and posts that. Bouncing short sequences back and forth the way they were is certainly roleplaying.
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>>1924745
am i subjectively right, though?
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>>1924747
Nathan
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>>1924733
Trolling the General used to be an easy way to get yourself banned.
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>>1924741
>>1924740
yes
want to brush my soft fur and call my your favorite pony?
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STOP ROLEPLAYING FAGGOTS
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>>1924745
I think she'd look better without her horn
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>>1924755
I have a feeling you never posted on MLPG in /co/. No one got banned in those threads, because the mods didnt care to go there.
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>>1924758
Would you wear mini Pinkie Pie like a hat?
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>>1924747
John, you fuck.

Why do you even need to ask?
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>>1924736
Aw, sheesh, Pinkie is mine two.
Do you want to try to find an Equestria with two Pinkies?
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>>1924723
>>1924724
I want to believe that this is true, I really want to ;_;
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>>1924745
Twilight is mai waifu but I actually think Rarity is best pone objectively

It's just that I love Twilight more
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>>1924728
Make everyone talk about the show and enjoy it.
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>>1924757
Do you look anything like best pony?
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>>1924734
Giving love drains changelings faster than they can consume love, so you always fall asleep together.

Always.
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>>1924757
...TAW?
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>>1924745
>Objectively

How's that controlling an entire fucking celestial body going for her?
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GUYS WE NEED TO STOP ALL THIS META DISCUSSION RIGHT NOW. I'M CALLING FOR IT, WE NEED TO SIT DOWN AND DISCUSS WHY WE HAVE THESE META DISCUSSIONS, AND TRY TO STOP THEM. BUT WE CAN'T STOP THEM UNTIL WE'VE DISCUSSED THE REASONS FULLY!
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>>1924738
That was a first draft only, I already added some short descriptions, but what you said is true.
I'll try to work on it.
Thanks for the advice!
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>>1924774
I can be whatever pony you want me to be.
>>1924773
How can I do that?
>>1924777
OP
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>>1924779

I've done all I can. Not even Yugioh or sketches can quell this beast.
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>>1924779
No, stop.
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>bronies invade Equestria
>Ponyville is overwhelmed by waifufags trying to claim the main 6 for themselves
>in order to deal with the situation Celestia orders multiple Ponyvilles built, and strikes a deal with the changelings

Is this worth a fic?
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>>1924779
Why do we have them?
Well some people got it in their head that these threads are somehow way worse than the used to be. They arent. Just read the archive.
But anytime someone bursts in mid thread and starts posting about it for no reason, it gets everyone shit flinging about it and ruins the thread.
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>>1924729
>wedding
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>>1924779
just ignore stuff you don't like anon

the general has always been like this anon

you must be new anon
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>>1924768
Well, maybe I could settle with Twilight.
But only if you promise I can be BFF with Pinkie non-sexually
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celestia get off the thread
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>>1924790
Hahah oh wow, haven't heard a more ridiculous concept in a while.
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>>1924778
man that's not even fair
Celestia is on a tier of her own
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>>1924797
Fuck you bro
I already took Twilight, you two fight over pink horse
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>>1924790
Fuck that. Write about a Pathfinder going so fast he warps into Equestria.
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>>1924797
Deal! I'm glad we could come to an understanding.
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>>1924760
I got banned for posting a spoilered Keeper of Secrets mini because it had tits on it. People would frequently get banned for porn, and spamming and trolling could get people bans as well.
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Fuck all yall Rarity is mine and mine alone.
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>Setting the filters to NSFW on ponibooru
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>>1924813
>Worst horse
Go ahead, take her.
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Okay so bear with me guys.

But lets say we know the universe is endless or near endless and constantly expanding. Lets also say that after a certain point it stops expanding and eventually collapses in on itself to begin a new cosmic cycle.

So with so much possibility for such diverse forms of life, at some point, at some time, in some place in this universe, your waifu had, has, or will exist.

But you will never ever see them because we are trapped on this prison we call earthNot only that but we are also cursed with the intelligence and self-awareness to realize all this but have such small pathetic lives that we can literally do nothing

Think about it.
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>>1924813
Cool story, bro.
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>>1924794
>Wedding
>Consistency

Bad episode isn't inconsistency anonymous. If Twilight was blue for no reason and sounded like Gilbert Gottfried, that would be an inconsistency.

and hilarious
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>>1924779
This reminds me of a place I used to work at. The woman in the call center couldn't figure out why they never got anything done so they would spend hours eating and talking about why they thought they never got anything done.
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>>1924820
Except Big Crunch more or less had been debunked
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>>1924820
Thinking's for eggheads I'd rather go fast.
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>>1924793

FUCK YOU PONKOE YOU STOLE ALL MY MONEY.
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>>1924825
>If Twilight was blue
Isn't that basically Trixie? But with a better attitude?
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>>1924820
The only way to stay alive is to see the point of life as having >fun

Some people will have conflicting ideas of fun; they can go fuck themselves.
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>>1924820

That's stupid.
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>>1924774
>>1924757
>>1924785
Take that to the dread general, that's what it's there for.
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>>1924820
I've thought about it.
You know what else?
I've thought around it.
I've actually thought myself into immortality.
But I'm not going to post how, because someone will tell me how I'm obviously wrong and I can't have my illusions shattered like that.
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>>1924827
Still doesn't matter. Still leaves us with a continuous galactic cycle in which stars go nova and new stars and new systems form
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>>1924790
Maybe, can you write?
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>>1924804
Guess who's not coming with us to whacky Sliders adventures!

>>1924808
Poor Lyra will be so sad that she doesn't get a human.
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>>1924556
>Implying that was roleplay
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>>1924830
The only similarities are that they're unicorns and that their talent is magic.
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>>1924834
You CHiM bro?
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>>1924802
It might be interesting to see how people take it
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>>1924781

It was my pleasure Anonymous. If you ever want to talk more, just ask if I'm around. I don't come to the general threads too often anymore, but if I am indeed around I'd be happy to give you any advice you need.

>>1924753
>>1924767

>Nathan
>John
>implying Paul isn't best human

humies pls go.
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>>1924842
SHUT UP YOU IDIOT
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>changelings
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>>1924820
> after a certain point it stops expanding and eventually collapses in on itself to begin a new cosmic cycle
That's wrong.
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>>1924847
>CHIM

TRIGGER WARNING
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>>1924841
Aw shit I gotta rewatch Sliders
but only the first two seasons, fuck the rest
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>>1924595
I think that was a fic by HighLevelTeen.
Isn't it on FimFiction?
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>>1924841
Well....
Maybe we could bring along a third.
As long as he promises not to fool around with Pinkie or Twilight.
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>tfw the artist you got paired up with has a ton of brilliant stuff under his belt but you have fuck-all and have to make a new fic for him to art
>that feel when even then it's probably not worthy

Fuck everything
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>>1924856

>>1924838
Fine ignore the big crunch. Still leaves us with new star systems
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>>1924863
I'll only fuck around with tall ponies with pretty manes. Can I come?
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you will never feel your waifu's still winking pussy as you thrust away deep inside of her


they actually do that you know
while they're having sex, horses still wink in an effort to milk out as much semen as possible

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZFsHNjIkwc
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>>1924858
>TRIGGER WARNING
>>>/tumblr/
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>>1924606
That makes sense.
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>>1924853
>Liking Paul
>Human that people only like because he's a different color

husbandofags actually go
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>>1924839
Kinda, but not very well, I think
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>>1924862
>HighLevelTeen.
>All dose ridiculous pony pee stories

I forgot the guy wrote more.
MY SIDES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME


http://www.fimfiction.net/story/19689/1/Fluttershy%27s-Tree/Act-1%3A-Loneliness
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>>1924847
I don't know what that means.
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>>1924853
You can write here if you have an email, so I can maybe ask for more tips and stuff.

Don't be sure, I've changed two or three emails with Gorodetsky about a fic he wrote that was based on a feel I wrote and talked about widening that topic but that never happened either.
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>>1924871
whyboner
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>>1924872
It's a joke, calm your tits.
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>>1924585
Almost every woman has my waifu's traits, but not how i want them to. IE overpowering forces that demand you to love your Queen (IRL that's just stupidity on the guy's part).

Also women don't look like bug ponies with adorable fangs amazing flowing manes and holes in their legs. This is key.
I don't care if i'm replying to this late.
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>>1924883
AWWWW SHIT HE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT CHIM

You wanna know about CHiM? And muatra? And the Tower and the Wheel?
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>>1924883
A concept in the Elder Scrolls series of vidya games where a person gains godhood because they become aware that they are in a video game but realise that it means they can manipulate the world however they want, rather than vanishing from existence, in a nutshell.
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Finally off of work. Working 10 hours sucks balls as at least I can come home to the MLPG and...
CHRYSALIS!!!!!!
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This is the first Jonny Josco picture I've saved in ages but I like dat bedhead.
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Someone send a letter back in time telling the production team to not make chrysalissaliss cute

Villains aren't allowed to be cute and give you >feels
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>>1924870
As long as you don't fuck around with Celestia on the off-chance that she will banish us or something if you drop the ball.
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>>1924660
>Implying anyone understands the jimmies rustled meme at all
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>>1924886

I don't check my email but once in a blue moon, but here it is anyway. I'm also almost always in the Steam chat, if you ever need to contact me urgently.
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You watchin' your goat cartoons again, son?
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>>1924899
Okay.
I haven't played those games.
Essentially, yes, that's similar to what I've achieved. If I elaborate at all, however, I'll be dashed by someone who knows what they're talking about. I must keep my enlightenment secret if I can continue to believe it.
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>>1924902
That's... actually nice.
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>>1924883
Its a morrowind reference.

Vivec gains the powers of a god by realizing the entire world and everything in it is just a creation of a god but also part of the god. So he basically achieves superpowers through this realization.
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>>1924867
A finite number of them. Your pony waifu will never exist.
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>>1924908
>Implying all the villains haven't been cute
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>>1924908
>your dad wanted a son who would play baseball with him and go fishing
>you did all that, but then you fell in love with a changeling from a girls cartoon
>that feel
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>>1924668
And what if Shining Armor is her father, because they fooled around one time when Cadence was supposed to be watching Twilight and Twilight was asleep?
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How come that HSG manages to be even more shit than us?
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>>1924908
I feel bad for the people in MLPG that have to put up with our obsessionI hate being annoying but i love talking about her too much, and looking, and etc.
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>>1924919
It's a bit more involved and batshit insane than that, but that's close enough for now I guess.

>>1924917
Sounds like you're at risk of zero-summing.
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>>1924923
>I wanted a dad to play baseball and go fishing with me.
>He never did, and now I'm in love with a changeling from a little girls' cartoon.
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>>1924935
>i'm going to love her for years upon years while you're going to ditch her as soon as season 3 starts
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>>1924932
Because Homestuck sucks.
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>>1924932
I don't go to HSG. what do they do?
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>>1924914
No dad, I'm not. The finale sucked.
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>>1924912
Terse is always bothering me to go there instead of writing emails, but I would only download Steam for the chat, and I don't want to do that.


>inb4 pirating games poorfag
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>>1924933
This fucking thing gives me the worst case of feels and I don't even know why. Geez.
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>>1924940
Just a humorous flip-flop.
I don't really love her like a waifu. I already have one.
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>>1924920
>a finite number
>stars constantly go nova
>new stars and thus new systems constantly form from the remnants of these dead stars
>this will go on for eternity

So yeah based on these odds there has, had been, or will be so many different possibilities for forms of life in the universe
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>>1924944
Circlejerk, talk about fetishes, and have occasional discussion about the comic.
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>>1924914
No dad, go back to be- how did you get into my house?
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>>1924944
They're somewhere between us and /b/read. Closer to us.
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>>1924820
“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”
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>>1924944
Nothing. Really nothing. We atleast discuss something, even if it is not MLP related. Or post pictures.
But HSG does absolutely nothing at all.
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>>1924957
>this will go on for eternity
No it won't. l2thermodynamics.
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>>1924959
...and that makes them worse than us, how exactly?
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>>1924950
>shred her
>she reforms and gets back in the woodchipper
>feeds off your hate

With changelings, you lose.
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I request that someone starts roleplaying as fluttershy
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>>1924949

Reminds me of when Terse and I used to get into multi-paragraph discussions in the General back in /co/, much to the chagrin of everyone else. We tried exchanging emails but it just never worked out. He doesn't show up in the Steam chat much anymore, though.

I'll try to keep an eye on my inbox. No promises, though.
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>>1924966
Sometimes nothing is better than someNOPE FUCK YOUR META
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>>1924944
Be even worse than MLPG.

Perhaps even as bad as the /b/ threads.

>>1924949
>implying there aren't a number of free or very cheap games on Steam
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>>1924934
No I'm pretty much right.

The whole video game idea and the "using the construction" set thing is pretty much just fan wankery. The guy who wrote it likes the idea but still hasn't confirmed it to be what it truly is.
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>>1924976
Um.....
Okay.
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>>1924974
But she doesn't feed off of hate. She feeds off of love.
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I said a hip hop,
Hippie to the hippie,
The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it
To the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie,
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.
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>>1924976
i really wish i could hug rarity all day and all night

non sexually

if that was okay with her i mean if she wanted to take it further i would but only if she wanted to honest
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>>1924984
WHY ARENT YOU MORE INTERESTING?
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>>1924985
What if you love to hate?
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>>1924989
Eep!
I'm.....
Sorry...
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>>1924987
Now what you hear is not a test
I'm rapping to the beat
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>>1924972
It doesn't. I think we're pretty similar, really.
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>>1924993
I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU KEEP THIS UP, FUCKER

I WILL KILL YOU OVER TCP/IP
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>>1924993
I can't do this anon.
This is terrible.
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>>1925005
EEP!
Please...
Please...
No...
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>>1924999
and me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
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>>1924991
I do not love to hate her though. I don't go "Oh boy, here comes Chrysalis walking down the street. Now I can be mean to her." I go "Fucking shit piss cock damn slut shit fucking cock piss shit Chrysalis."
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Yes, that's a dog.

Yes, it is the loyal pet of a human.

Why can't ponies have cool pets like this more often? Spike doesn't count.
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>>1925018
I just want to stick my face in her evil diseased vagina and inhale deeply.
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>>1924950
ahahaha oh fuck who drew that?
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>>1924950
Well this is amusing.
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>>1925011
oh god please dont cry
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>>1925015
I am Wondermike
and I would like to say hello!
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>>1925018
I just want to wrap my arms around her and share a tender moment with her along with some of my available love
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>>1925011
I want to kill you Fluttershy.
I want to kill you so much.
I supressed this urge of mine, but I really want to.
I want to look deep into your eyes before pulling the trigger of a gun.
I want to look down at the miserable heap of you, twitching, crying as you bleed out.
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Yellow Autism is the absolute worst fucking pony.

I hated Dash but at least the first Rainboom episode was good, and ever since Read it and Weep she's been slowly getting better.

Fluttershy though? Fucking terrible, from the start, after "development", etc.
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>>1925024
S-sssor-ryyy.....
*sniff*
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>>1925019
Looks like a dead wolf bro
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>>1925027
To the black
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>>1925022
Tan. They were drawing Chrysalis the other night and my weapon of choice that night happened to be a wood chipper. So he made me this.
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>>1925019

Are humans really that small? I mean, dogs aren't even half our size.

I swear I thought humans were bigger than us.
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>>1925030
I have this feeling all the time and I feel terrible for it because she's a pony.
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>>1925038
to the white
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>>1925030
Oh, fuck, I know you. You're evil.
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>>1925031
>hating any of the mane six

Do I need to pull out the c or p words?
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>>1925038
>you're not actually cursed
>you can escape
>you have a walkie-talkie with you and call canterlot at any moment
>play along anyways
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>>1925028
I just want to beat her face in with a baseball bat because she smells like rotting cheese and needs a Goddamn bath.
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>>1925042
I just realized that Earth wolves would be Dire wolves in Equestria.
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>>1925044
To the read
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>>1925045
Heh, you're the one who was full of sorrow when Pinkie got cheated away from you, aren't you?
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>>1925040
who the fuck is that
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Also it was maneater bug
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>>1925054
>Implying her musk>is not heady and intoxicating.
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>>1925061
and the brown
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>>1925031
Yeah, her character is terrible. She's just the typical moeblob.
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>>1925063
The coolest fucking artist on the planet.
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>>1925054
Are you tsundere anon
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>>1925044
To the red
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>>1925062
It's been a while, but I thought we defeated you.
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>>1924866
Who did you ge?
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>>1925054
>Sleep in slime
>not being completely scentless due to its cleansing properties
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>>1925065
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
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>>1925069
No. It's not a pleasant smell. It's disgusting. I bet she's not even black. I bet she just never takes a bath.
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>>1925062

Someone wanna fill me in here?
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>>1925061
>>1925072
>>1925078
The purple and yellow.
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>>1925075
sounds like a faggot if you ask me

if hes so great then why havent I heard of him
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>>1925091
Of all the reasons to hate it, you make up more fanon?

You would think that your hate revolved around it being 90% fanon but no.
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>>1925082
Creepyanon
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>>1925076
I am not. I am Chrysalis Hate Anon. Know me. Fear me. And pray that I don't meet her in a dark alley while I have a weapon.
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>>1925078
I opened that expecting to see balls. So it has come to this.
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>>1925091
It's a rich, deep, delicious musk that makes my head spin. She's black because she's evil and chitinous.
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>>1925078
>not posting the hickory smoked horsebutt picture instead
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>>1925078
That's a pretty big horse butt.
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>>1925098
Because you're new

he used to draw shit a long time ago I remember nyquil wallpaper shit he did in 2010he stopped drawing after awhile
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>>1925103
>try and bludgeon changeling pone
>swarmed by minions
>ded

Fucking adventurers always forget to grind first
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>>1925080
Haha, nope.
I just didn't have any impulses to feel the need to hurt ponies.
But sometimes I got reminded of how much fun it is, escpecially because they are so naive and don't understand the concept of hate and shun evil and everything is not kind, it's super easy to break their little hearts.

>inb4 dark and edgy
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Oh, so this is the thanks I get for working overtime?
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>>1925098
Think what you want. He's awesome in my book because how many artists would take the time to take their art and stick it in a wood chipper just to please one guy on the internet they've never met before?
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>>1925100
>>1925091

I think she has this erotic musky smell to her, something like crisp morning forest dew mixed with the smells of sex.
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>>1925103
So you hate this bug? Not a chance that you would maybe hang out with her? Only for a moment?
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>>1925122
I think she would smell like a bee.
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>>1925093
We got pretty autistic one morning.
Then we did it again another morning.
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>>1925122
More like the former without the latter.

>muskfags
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>>1925120
Yes.
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>>1925115
Pff. What kind of villain needs to hide behind minions? Night Mare Moon didn't. Discord didn't. She's a pathetic villain.
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>>1925132
Someone actually capped that autism?
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HSG here

Hands off sollux's beewaifu
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>>1925120
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>>1925146
Hey HSG, how's it been?
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>>1925146
Why should I give a fuck? Sollux uses vim instead of emacs master race.
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>>1925123
I would hang out with her. As long as she was hanging by a rope around her neck and I was about to bust her open like a pinata.
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Guys guys did I fuck myself over

I revealed my powerlevel to one of my friends and gave him the name of the deviantart account
Its full of ponies
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>>1925120

OVERTIME?
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>>1925146
Most uninteresting character after Nepeta.
Which makes it even worse because he is supposed to have an important role.
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>>1925156
What happens when she stop being popular
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Is it true that twifags want to suck off Twilight's horn?
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>>1925158
and this is why I don't have a deviantart
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>>1925117
Well, I know you wouldn't really have the heart to harm a pone.
You bluster, but no one can resist the charm and innocence of pone.
I fear you not.
>>1925133
Fuck you, muskfags strong!
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>>1925165
Then hateanon hates the new popular thing.

>obviously
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>>1925121
fags who want to get in good with people to get popular duh

>>1925114
nigger i have been here since /b/
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>>1925158
>the deviantart account
Show me.
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>>1925156
That's a nice fetish you have there, anon.
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>>1925158
Unless he's an asshole or you have pony porn, you're safe.
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I'm going to bed now. Goodnight.
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>>1925165
I will continue to hate. My hate will not die just because her popularity does.
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>>1925168
Well apart from being a bit phallic, the concept seems interesting.
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>>1925176
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>>1925186
unf
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>>1925174
I don't hate her because she's popular. I hate her because she's a useless, shitty villain, and deserves to be ended.
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>>1925187
>translation: I love her so much oh god but it feels so wrong i have to convince myself that i hate her
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>>1925168
At first I didn't but then I read TWBHW. It's a pretty hot concept.
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>>1925200
You said something like that about Rarity too.
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>>1925177
no
>>1925181
I drew some pony pron a couple times...
Oh god are pictures deletable off ponibooru
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>>1925141
The second autism was not capped.
That was when he went on about poisoning Pinkie, and breaking up the CMC's friendship, and getting Spike to rape Rarity, and other such ghastliness.
Of course, I'm just as autistic for indulging him and defending these cartoon characters.
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>>1925179
>implying I get any sexual thrill from it
I don't. I just want to be the one who sees the life fade from her eyes as she takes her last gasps and know that I was the last thing she saw and my hate was the last thing she felt.
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>>1925172
>no one can resist the charm and innocence of pone
For a time, yes.
But love and affection gets boring fast.
And just imagine this, you always have to think of ways to make them cry, without them knowing that you made them cry, so you can console them, so they will thank you and trust you more, so you can hurt them even more the next time.
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READY FLIN
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>>1925213
>posing as a sociopath makes me cool
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>>1925219
Who the hell is Flin?
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>>1925219
YA DUN GOOFED
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>>1925209
is it good,

can you link it?
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>>1925213
Sounds like a sexual thing to me anon. The more you deny it the stronger your fetish becomes.
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I set on card face down and end my turn.
Do your worst.
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>>1925204
Not the guy, but some people genuinely don't like her.
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>>1925219
READY FLAN
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>>1925223
Of course. I'm trying to impress you guys right now. You guys who I know in real life. That I see every single day of my life.
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>>1925219
READY GRIFFY!
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>>1925219
>Ready Flin

SHAMEFURU DISPRAY
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>>1925211
>That was when he went on about poisoning Pinkie, and breaking up the CMC's friendship, and getting Spike to rape Rarity, and other such ghastliness.

Jesus dick, you're both horrible.
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>>1925233
>>1925219
FLAN you say?
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>>1925230
I play Magichorn in Attack Mode!
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would you an overweight, human, asian, probably male Rainbow Dash?
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>>1925219
Fuck you anon it's 5 am I can't laugh this hard
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>>1925230
sup
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>>1925230
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>>1925228
But wouldn't a fetish mean I enjoy doing it to anything? The only thing I'd want to kill is Chrysalis.
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>>1925246
10/10 cosplay of the century
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>>1925230
I sacrifice

>>1925240
and
>>1925236
to summon PUMPKING, KING OF GHOSTS AND ATTACK YOU
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Suddenly you feel your cock swell, then it goes back to its normal size but the feeling changes your shaft and finally your balls. Seconds later the process repeats and repeats…

“What… what’s happening?” You are confused

“C… cock vore!” the mare gasps. “You devour my shit!”

Instinctively you know that she is right. Your piss slit is now wide enough to take down huge chunks of those big horse turds. What was once a human tourist and now a pile of horse shit is being shoved in and down your cock, right into your balls.

All the while you continue to fuck that bitch into oblivion, yet the thickness of your dick has at least tripled and the size of your balls has doubled. You can hear her moan and snicker in pure ecstasy, while your dick sucks up all the shit it can reach.

Half an hour later the mare is kneeling on her front legs, her ass is stretched wide and more than eager to serve you as sex toy. This is more enjoyable than anything you could ever imagine but everything has to end…

Finally you can’t take it anymore and your humongous balls start to boil only seconds before they explode send an enormous tsunami of cum down your shaft. There is only one explanation, all this shit has been turned into cum and now the mare’s belly visibly bloats as wave after wave of your seed fills her bowels.
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>>1925243

Such a pathetic pony. Even worse than Silent Butterfly!
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>>1925217
But what you don't realize is that honest love & friendship are so much more fulfilling than coerced love.
You would understand this if you ever became surrounded with cute, innocent pone.
Even though I hope that you never are.
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>>1925246
No. No I would not.
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>>1925248
OP
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>>1925252

NOT SO FAST FAGGOT
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>>1925250
Your shtick is boring,
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>you will never be a little colt
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>>1925269
But... Jinzo is on the field...
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>>1925249
Jesus Christ, isn't that an infinite loop?
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>>1925256
Man, that story is horseshit.
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YuGiOh is pleb tier.

1000 blank white cards is pro tier
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>>1925269
oh god

>>1925275
HAHA HE'S RIGHT
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>>1925256
Source.
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>>1925261
>>1925251

what about a healthy weight almost certainly male fluttershy
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>>1925271
Well then it's a good thing I wasn't trying to entertain you and was simply responded to the statement you made. I'm really sorry you were wrong but it's not that big of a deal. I've been wrong once or twice.
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>>1925278
Things like that happen
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>>1925275

Not if I activate this card!
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>>1925287
I found it while dumpster diving on writing.com. Are you sure you want it?
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>>1925291
I have no idea what you're even saying
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>>1925289
>2.3DPD
my sides
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>you will never wont partake in any cake with Chrysalis
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>>1925299
I said I don't care that you're bored and that I'm sorry you were wrong about the fetish thing.
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oh god why

can't we talk about Applejack's legs/haunches or something?
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>>1925305
>Partake in pie instead
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>>1925307
I still don't follow
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>>1925305
She didn't even want the cake.
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I SUMMON THIS
NOW ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
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wonderbolt = thunderbolt
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>>1925311
Well then I truly am sorry for you.
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>>1925305
I love seeing that awful pony cry.
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>>1925315
You're going to have to explain yourself better next time.
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>>1925313

fuk u faget
you cant suman a magic card
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I like all the ponies equally, even chrysalis

excepting the cmc
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>>1925322
YES I CAN
SHUT UP
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I liked it better when we talked about pirate ponies
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>>1925313
IT BEGINS
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>>1925297
Lay it on me.
I'm brave.
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>>1925308
because AJ is shit pone
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>>1925316
>Awful
>Sweetie Belle

I think you're confused anon.
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>>1925325
This.
All the ponies are great, CMC are annoying.
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>>1925314
So how come we didn't make such a big deal out of Cloudchaser making this face like we did with Derpy?
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>>1925334
Yes, Sweetie Belle is awful. I'm not confused.
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>>1925330
http://www.writing.com/main/interact/item_id/1667900-Camp-dark-lust/
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Which pony enjoys kissing the most and which one enjoys it the least?
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>>1925335
I like all of the Mane Six
I like the CMC
I like all of the secondary characters

I have reached pony-liking Nirvana
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>>1925321
he's saying "fuck you, I do what I want. I'm sorry you're such an idiot"

sounds like a retard to me.
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>>1925329

What are you going to do about it faggot?
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>>1925313
This is why I could never get into that game. Lack of a resource system makes shit broken as fuck.
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>>1925258
But it would be so much fun in Equestria.
I bet it would be hillarious to go to Fluttershy once or twice a week to have some tea and a talk outside her cottage, and oh-so casually mentioning, mind you, in a not hurting way, like constructive criticism, that she could lose some pounds, or her tail and mane seems too long, or that her hair colour could match her mane more, and as beta as she is, she'll just sit there, smile, and contemplate it and feel bad about it later, and with a little push maybe do things like cut her mane shorter even tought she liked it long.
In one word, making them feel bad about themselves or other things subtly.
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>>1925331
Didn't translate it even in other languages!
0/10 no effort, even Google Translator would have been better
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>>1925342
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>>1925344
I'm antagonizing him, shhh
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>>1925340
Fluttershy enjoys long, passionate smooches.

Dash is not into it that much.
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>>1925350
It's all true

This thread needs to get on my level. It's the only way we can survive hamburger time.
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>>1925342
But do you like the pony pets?
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>>1925340
>My waifu
>Someone else
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Is there a compilation of all the season 2 songs in one easy downloadable archive?
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>>1925340
Rarity would like kissing. Dash wouldn't. She just wants to get fucked.
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>>1925340
Rarity loves it the most
AJ probably likes it the least

Dash will never admit that she likes it
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>>1925358
>hamburger time.
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>>1925347
Well, that's a pretty shitty way to act.... But I guess it isn't evil. Right now you're at the level of Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon. I suppose it's better than the alternative.
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My waifu is cadence.

Goddamnit.
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>you are now aware that the possibility of a brony wedding playing Love is in Bloom as part of the reception is high
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a wormhole opens and rarity comes face to face with audrey hepburn

who wins?
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>>1925370
>Dash will never admit that she likes it

Fluttered Dash time?
Someone post that cap quick!
You know the one, where she asks for ear scratches!
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>>1925372

fuck you now i'm hungry fuck you
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>>1925369
I would fuck her
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>America Level
>Hamburger music starts playing
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>>1925385

boop
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>>1925381
1. How did that happen?
2. Are you using the word "waifu" correctly?
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>>1925381

How does it feel knowing you'll always be cockblocked by shining faggot?
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>>1925385
>embarassed rainbow dash
Oh god wheres my fics of this
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>>1925383
Rarity is alive so her
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>>1925382
>bronys
>marriage
Thank God that'll never happen.
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should I draw something
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>>1925382
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>>1925393
I don't know
Yes

>>1925394
I think shining finger might be my self insert oc now

How did this happen I have autism now
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>>1925396
Hiro wrote some awesome things with it, but I don't know if anyone capped that.
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>>1925382
Yeah, thanks for ruining my morning
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>>1925382
>a beautiful bride
>a handsome groom
>brony wedding
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>>1925382
I already realized that and it's horrible.
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>>1925396
no fics yet
only >feels
TAW would be the man for the job
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>>1925404
Post the smiling version too.
She looks prettier on that
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>>1925382
I am aware, and yet do not care.

Although their faces would give me quite a scare, in the end we all breathe the same air.
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WITHOUT ANY EXPLANATION
NO TIME FOR RELAXATION
DON'T THINK
DON'T BLINK
JUST GO GO GO GO GOGOGOGO
GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FASTER FASTER FASTERFASTERFASTER
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>>1925382
Shit like this doesn't even bother me anymore
I just can't spare any fucks for the minutiae of distant social rejects.

>>1925401
It's already happened.
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>>1925377
Well, we can't all be Tirek-s, can we?
And I realized that subtly mindfucking everyone in Ponyville is much better than just killing Fluttershy and risking of not getting away with it and getting banished.
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>>1925411
eeyup
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>>1925411
>you will never preen Dash's wings for her after a crash, re-aligning her crooked feathers and massaging the aching muscle
>"Your wings sure are pretty, you know that?"
>"Oh here we go again..."
>"What? Should I shut up?"
>"Well, I didn't say THAT..."
>"Besides, you know I'm right. Just look at them."
>you run your hand down her wing, letting your eyes wander along her fully-displayed wingspan
>"Big...beautiful...strong...well-maintained...a VERY pretty shade of blue..."
>she lets out a small giggle
>"You obviously love your wings very much. And it shows."
>you rest your hands on the base of her wings, kneading the taut muscle beneath your fingers
>she winces at first, but after a few moments she lets out a long sigh and relaxes her body, letting her eyes flutter closed
>"I think you've got the prettiest wings in all of Ponyville. Fit for the prettiest pegasus in all of Ponyville."
>she just blushes and smiles in contentment

>you continue to massage her wings for a short while, Dash just laying there silently and savoring the sensation of your tender loving care
>"...Feels better?"
>"Mmmhmmmm."
>"Good."
>you scratch your fingers behind her ear, enticing a giggle from her lips as it flicks against your touch
>"You wanna show me some more of those awesome moves of yours?"
>"...Can we stay like this a little longer first?"
>"Sure."
>you idly stroke her mane and back as the two of you share a quiet moment
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>>1925425
Then may God of mercy on us all.
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>>1925422
Zecora pls go
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>that feel when the social rejects are having more fun than you as you wallow in your corner, cautiously hiding your powerlevel as you mingle with the normals
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So how did Applejack and Scootaloo celebrate mothers day?
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>>1925432
Oh, fuck.
I've just developed a fetish for wings.
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>>1925432
HHHNNNGGGGGGGGG
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>>1925438
If I wanted to I could leave right now, but after an entire year i still do not know how.
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>>1925423
S-O-N-I-C GO.
S-O-N-I-C GO.
GO GO GO LET'S GO.
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>>1925445
Zecora you need to stop trying to trick nonponies into drinking Equinum. It's not nice.
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>>1925440
>That feel when all there's no spaghettifags
>all your friends are normal
>you'd totally chum around with spaghettifags just for fun
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>>1925432
>meanwhile, lyra sits behind a bush, several hundred feet away, listening with high-tech surveillance equipment, getting madder and madder at the fact that the only hands in all of equestria aren't massaging her
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>>1925431
and
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>>1925404

Chaos warrior pony?
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>>1925445
ZECORA, MIX UP SOME POTIONS TO TRANSFORM ME INTO YOUR ZEBRA HUSBANDO.
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>>1925451
http://imustaccelerate.tumblr.com/
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>>1925440
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>>1925454
Holy fuck I need sleep what the fuck does that even mean

>that feel when you don't know any spaghettifags
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>>1925457
Nope, Celestia's Paladin pony.
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>>1925460
I take it your were the guy egging the author of this on?
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>>1925461
Every fucking time.
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>>1924871
Are you trying to make MLPG jizz its collective pants?

... do go on.
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>>1925440
Nope. I love being alone.
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>>1925468
>that feel when neither do I
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You guys want to hear something gross that I like to do?
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>>1925479
fap?
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>>1925479
masturbate to humans?
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>>1925471
I wasn't really helping him. I was just saying , "Keep Going", or something similar, after each post.
But, yes, it was I and I appreciated it very much.
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>>1925479
Drink urine?
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>>1925455
>implying Lyra doesn't get her fair share of attention
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>>1925482
>>1925488
>>1925495
No, I can't tell you. People here have admitted to fucking horses, but I still can't tell you.
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>>1925497
Someone post the iloveyouiloveyoufic
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>>1925500
so then, we can't hear the gross thing that you do?

then why the fuck did you ask us?
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>>1925505
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Feels comfy.
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>>1925514
Okay. Sometimes when I masturbate I like to let my dog lick my feet.
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>>1925529
Weird.
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>>1925497
>curls her hoof around your hand

that sounds horrible and nightmarish
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>>1925529
That's not weird at all.
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Where my sad feels at
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>>1925534
She's done it to stuff before.
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>>1925528
Fuck, I just got a boner from nonsexual feels.
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>>1925534
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>>1925308
That is some fine flank right there...
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Well guys I did it. I got so fed up I headed over to the /b/read.

It was literally like 3 tripfags circlejerking through the whole damn thread. No pone to be found.

I'll never leave you again MLPG.
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>>1925528
I think I just died from >feel-ing
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>>1925528
>tfw people repost >feels you took part in
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>>1925558
Butt, Anon.

That is some fine butt.
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>>1925457
Alright I'll try
>>1925421
>duplicate file entry detected
>>1916475
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>>1925168
fuck yes I do
I just want to lie in bed with her while idly sucking on her horn
I mean, we could be doing our own thing and stuff but she'll be lying on top of me so I can play with her horn
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>>1925568
Huh.
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>>1925443
Welcome to the herd.
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>>1925580
Never say that again.
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>Quiet and feely thread.
I like it.
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>>1925454
What's a spaghettifag?

Some sort of italian racist term?
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>>1925589
then why would you ruin it with s2 luna, you bastard?
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>>1925592
It's a person who greatly enjoys spaghetti westerns.
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>>1925592
you are very new, aren't you?
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>>1925589
I enjoyed seeing everyone's secret horse fantasies yesterday

Maybe we could have another confession thread
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>>1925562
not yet you haven't
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We sleepy
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we ded
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>>1925617
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Do you guys ever wonder what it would be like to laugh like Rarity?
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>>1925603
I already posted mine yesterday
About how I want to go to Equestria with my sister and become pones
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>>1925617
These mist covered mountains
Are a home now for me
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>>1925625
WA HA HAAA
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>>1925625
Like Misha
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>>1925627
All you need is one of these
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DON'T SWITCH THE BLADE ON THE GUY IN SHADES OH NO
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>>1925633
But my home is the lowlands
And always will be
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>>1925637
But what id I end up in Gensokyo instead
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>>1925636
and then thread became homolust
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>>1925637
I thought that was how you get to balamb garden
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>>1925646
Some day you'll return to me
Your valleys and your farms
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>>1925650
Not that Misha.
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>>1925663
too late, thread is misha collins now

my misha is cuter than your misha
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>>1925658
And you'll no longer burn
To be brothers in arms
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>>1925673
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I think I love a cartoon unicorn.

What should I do?
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>>1925698
Go to them.
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>>1925698
I dunno.

Draw inflation art of her or something.
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>>1925698
Cry
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>>1925698
Keep calm and carry on.
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man

misha collins couldn't bring this thread back to life and that's all i know

i am lost
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>>1925698
Go to bed Bon Bon
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Guess I'm going to bed.

these are the eyes of a shaman
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>>1925742
Wait, little girls watch this show?
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>You'll never be able to leave the General
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>>1925748
>158 thumbs up
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>>1925748
nah, it was probably some bronies kid that he forced into it.

oh god bronies are reproducing
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>>1925742
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>>1925742
>little girl
>watching the show

Got to be fake.
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>>1925742
>Top comment
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>>1925698
Write fics about what you want to do with your waifu
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>>1925758
applebloom_you_are_sick.jpg
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>>1925748
>>1925760
My little sister actually does watch the show. She laughed at me the first time she saw me watching pones but later asked me for the episode when she got hooked seeing a few on TV

Her whole class is into pones now
And they all suppress their powerlevels and see bronies as scum
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>>1925742

She's cute, but she doesn't really sound like Fluttershy
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>>1925799
pretty good for a little girl
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Would you fuck a little girl cosplaying as a pony?
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>>1925778
we must reach the children before the bronies
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>>1925805
Applebloom for me. Every night ;)
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Are we ded or my autoupdate is broken?
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I think that Little Fluttershy Girl just killed the General
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>>1925827
i don't know why

i can post with one hand, why can't they?
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>>1925830
>Not posting with your dick
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I give up and leave it to the General.

Which Ross picture do I write about? It's not going to end well for anyone.
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>>1925835
my dick is occupied
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HA-HA! NOW THE GENERAL IS MINE!
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http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/05/john-de-lancie-working-on-potential.html

John De Lancie working on some kind of doc on MLP fans. I haven't seen the vid. What do you guys think?
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we finally ded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoBFhdeR9PE
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>>1925839
The one where the fucking fat Sweetie Belle wants to jump in the pool
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>>1925806
I've successfully taught my sister to hate brony scum
And she has spread those teachings along with the pone to her classmates

I am quite proud
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>>1925849
oh christ

you guys

he's only going to be talking to bronies

we will not be represented

WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING
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>>1925861
Shut the fuck up
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>>1925852
Can you post it? I know, it's terrible.
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>>1925850
The end?
What exactly is 'the End'?
The End.
The End.
The End.
The End.
The End.
The End.
I have seen the End.
Over, and over...
What is, the End?
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>>1925870
I would, but I don't save the horrible pictures Ross draws.
Man, it must suck to be you, but it's fucking hillarious how the two of you ended up as a pair.
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>>1925876
This is the end, beautiful friend,
This is the end, my only friend,
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>>1925861

Yeah, so should we just let the loud majority be those represented? I don't know. I don't think there's much we can do. We'd end up looking ridiculous if we tried to be interviewed or whatever.

Best to let the weirdos come off as weirdos and to keep our pony obsessions under wraps.
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>>1925882
>>1925861
Are you guys idiots or something? We ALL are bronies for the MLP staff, we ALL are bronies for outsiders, they don't fucking care about the differences inside the fandom.
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>>1925890
maybe they just don't know about them? we do tend to keep to ourselves, after all
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>you will never the toast of the town
>the girl on the go
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>>1925890
Yeah, but anything we would want to do would just backfire badly.
Just let it slip.
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>>1925890
brony may be my genotype, but it most certainly is not my phenotype

>implying anyone here did high school biology
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>>1925849
I almost went to the con but my sister was visiting and mothers day.
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>ded thread
Confession time, MLPG?
Go on, post your deepest, darkest horse-related secrets.
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>>1925903
>implying it's anyhow hard to understand.
also
>implying you are not partially brony this way which can be transferred to offspring
and finally
>implying offspring.
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>>1925890
>Are you guys idiots or something? We ALL are bronies for the MLP staff, we ALL are bronies for outsiders, they don't fucking care about the differences inside the fandom.

Precisely. That's why I distance myself from MLP whenever I can. Anonymous boards like this is where I share my love of Rarity and Twilight. There's too many weirdos and guilty by association is too easy.
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>Get drunk in a party
>Fall asleep
>Wake up
>See this
>Wat do
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Anyone has the picture Ross made of Sweetie Belle at the pool?

It would be for Sparkler.
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>>1925916
>glance at mirror
>run like hell
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>>1925890
and racists believe all black people are niggers committing crimes and raping white women 24/7, do you support racists anon?
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>>1925916
>take a look in the mirror
>run
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In the embrace of the great Nurgle, I am no longer afraid, for with His pestilential favour I have become that which I once most feared: Death.
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>>1925923
oh you fucking nigger i didn't even see that
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>>1925924
This is one of the worst analogies I read lately on MLPG, what kind of brain damage do you have?
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>>1925879
Fine. I'll find it and write it.

>>1925909
I don't actually like Daring-Do
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>>1925924
>Comparing an internet fanbase with racism.

What the fuck is wrong with you
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>>1925931
actually that's a rather apt analogy

you need to re-read your dictionary, bro
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>>1925936
>>1925931
I'm a tranny
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>>1925931
>This is one of the worst analogies I read lately on MLPG, what kind of brain damage do you have?
Brain damage on mlpg? All of them!
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>>1925924
>>1925936

>Responding to obvious trolls

What the fuck is wrong with you
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>>1925934
>I don't actually like Daring-Do

BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY!
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>>1925928
Didn't you say you want to work on your Friend-off image?

>>1925929
Then you are already ded
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>>1925909
One of my less autistic fantasies involve me and my 2 ponyfag bros landing in Ponyville, where we proceed to eke out a living before going on quests to fuck our respective pone waifus
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>>1925928
i love your warhams ponies.

Papa Nurgle would be proud
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>>1925931
>taking an obvious troll/joke post seriously
no anon, you are the brain damage
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>>1925956
>HURR JOKES ON YOU I WAS ONLY PRETENDING
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http://flashchan.ru/flash.html?t=yiff&f=Lonewolfkait_Twilight_Sparkle_Blowjob

Ehh...
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>>1925952
>pone waifus
>not living in ponyville

you're such a terrible person that i want to rape your future children with your dick
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>>1925909
I'm in love with a background pony.
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>>1925968
Flutterfags...
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>>1925963
you don't expect me to believe that, do you
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>>1925968
micthemicrophone pls leave
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>>1925965
Does that mean you live in ponyville anon
What's it like do the exposed mare vaginas smell good
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>>1925972
What? It's just a flash faggot
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>>1925951
I'm waiting for Pacce to recommend some of his fics before deciding which I'm gonna draw from.
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>>1925974
A HAUE HAUE HAEU

fucking brony
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MLPG > /mlp/ > Ponychan > /r/mylittlepony > Fimfiction > EqD comments
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>>1925909
I would take home Hobopone and give her a bath and warm supper then proceed to hug and cuddle her in a warm bed until we fall asleep
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>>1925928
You okay there buddy? You look a bit skinny.
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>>1925991
Real people > /co/ >~
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>>1925991
HEUHEHEUH XD
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Why has there not been a drawing of Robocop riding Celestia? There's tons of pics of him on unicorns. I'm adding this to my list of unfuffilled requests.
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>>1925982
What
I just wanted to know what marshmallow vaginas smell like
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>>1925994
Great picture though a pony's belly isn't between the front legs
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>>1926000
marshmallows have no smell
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>>1926001
I think that's only the armor.
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>>1925998
>list of unfuffilled requests.
Hm? What else does contain this amusing doc/txt/rtf/whatever?
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>>1926000

Like horse vaginas.
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>>1926010
Looks like the nurgle gut plate to me.
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Why are fanfiction writers generally the worst people here?

It's a very strange trend.
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>>1925934
i fucking knew it
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>>1926022
What kind of reaction is that?
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>>1926025
One from another era.
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>>1926022
Name a few
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>>1926022
Sparkler is an exception not the trend.
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>>1926038
Nathan.
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>>1926034
All of them. Overkill.
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>>1926022
Because it's fun to be bad.

>>1926023
It's true. I just liked her for the squishy, sweaty imaginations of her marecunt glistening, rubbing together as she made her way through the catacombs before finally falling victim to some horrible trap too atrocious to mention.

And Ahuizotl I guess.
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>>1926022
:3
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>>1926013

Just a list of things I think are cool that no one has ever drawn.

Things like:

>Rarity fighting Jewel Man or Gemini Man
>SFxMLP fights
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>>1926022
Sparkler's pretty bad.

people like taw and darf are just annoying sometimes but hardly the worst people here
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So, there's a pony in the last asdfmovie, it should be a reference to bronies
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>>1926054
but TAW seems to be a nice person.
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Anything but 0 and 9, I'm going to wash my grandmother's windows
0 paint a piece of Mordheim terrain
9 draw more
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>>1926054
Maybe if we're still including Nanaki and Nathan
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>>1926059
>Music: TheLivingTombstone

Erf
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>>1926054
They're at home using text as a medium, of course they're going to play around with it, even it might rustles some jimmies

No writefag can ever match Ross's powerlevel though
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>>1926049
If there is actually a list in some text document I'm interested in seeing it. Best ideas usually float around here until catched and exectued.

>SFvsMLP fights
SF?
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>>1926060
shut up taw
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>>1926069
Street Fighter prob'bly
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>>1926022
It takes a very particular kind of person to specialize in what is generally considered the lowest form of writing. Of course they're all mad.

>yeah fanfiction is mostly shit, but I'm obviously an exception
>>
TWILY
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>>1926075
Never once denied my shit was shit
But some shit is better than others
And I believe there can be genuinely good fanfiction
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How fares the hiatus fellow ponyfags?
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>>1926088
I am the man who arranges the pones
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>>1926088
it will never end

I think we're 23 days in
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>>1926088
WAITING FOR SEASON 3
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>>1926088
We're just about ready to resort to cannibalism.
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>>1926075
>lowest form of writing

Fanfiction isn't shit BECAUSE it's fanfiction, fanfiction is mostly shit because it's almost all amateur writers who thought "Hey, I watched this show. That qualifies me to write!" and often an amateur will earn an audience disproportional to his skill thanks to a rabid fandom.

A skilled writer can produce good work, whether he's writing a story in another person's fictional world or his own. The medium matters much less than the person.
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That bad, huh?

I will have gw2 to keep me company for 7 hours today
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>>1926102
And don't forget, what is largely considered the best epic in the English language is, by some definitions, a fanfiction.
>>
Writing fanfiction takes skill!
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>>1926103
>gw2
>not tl2

I can't fucking wait
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Does anyone have problems viewing quote previews while using the auto-updater with the official Chrome extension?
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>>1926114
Writing good fanfiction takes skill.
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>>1926106
>Paradise Lost
>best
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>>1926116
The official extension is shit

>>1926120
Contradictions
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>>1926102
Completely true, of course.

But how many genuinely skilled writers does the MLP fandom have?
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Can anyone post the new version of 4chan X?
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>>1926131
are you banned from google?
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>>1926131
just google "4chan x" you scrub
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>>1926130
0
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>>1926130
How many skilled writers does any fandom have?
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>>1926130
Honestly? I don't count right now, but I hope to be one more eventually.
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>>1926130
Honestly? None.

At least from what I've read. I'm no professional literary critic, but I've never read a work in this fandom and thought that the writer was genuinely skilled.
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>>1926138
this fandom has me

but i don't write
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Can we talk about our waifu's now? Please?
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>>1926143
Maybe that's because skilled writers have a tendency to take their skills to a professional level, rather than meander in a very specific clique of authorship that really has no potential to go anywhere.

Honestly, who's going to show off My Little Pony fanfiction as an example of their skill as a writer? Anything you write for this fandom has no life OUTSIDE this fandom. And that's a depressing thought considering this fandom will peter out eventually.

all those clopfics, lost in time...
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>>1926130
Don't forget that with writing it's the same deal like with other art related crafts.

If you want to develop, look for criticism and listen to opinions about your work you'll eventually improve.

Everyone have to begin somehow
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>>1926159
Sure
What do you like about your waifu and what would you like to do with her?
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>>1926159
Sure, Would you a Queen: >>1926111
>>
REFRESH

POST LINKS ARE RED AGAIN
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>>1926163
no one ever offers anything constructive about fapfiction, though
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>>1926143
I think the main criteria would be writing a piece of fanfiction that someone outside the fandom would read.

As stated previously, there are plenty of famous works in history which amount to little more than fanfiction themselves. But they had wider appeal than just writing a shipping story.

Even the new MLP is just 4th generation fanfiction. But it gained huge popularity outside it's usual audience, which is why some people consider it so good.

Same reason fanart doesn't get quite so much flak. Someone who hasn't seen MLP can look at a piece of fanart and like it, whereas bad fanfiction relies on the knowledge or popularity of characters with the reader.
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>RED LINKS LIVE

FINALLY, NO MORE BLUE LINKS
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>>1926173
>that feel

if i write fanfiction no one will bother reading it

if i write clopfiction, no one will seriously critique it
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>>1926167
I like everything about her: voice, personality, appearance.
Anything to make her happy.
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>>1926182
Who is she?

>>1926181
>that feel when whenever you post your non-fapfiction fanfiction ideas in the general looking for advice no one ever pays attention
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>>1926173
I'm not much into topic of fanfiction especially clopfics but yeah I can see that a major problem to get actual helpful tips. I guess here comes with help criclejerks. Small groups of other artists in the same field rather than wide audience.
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so, what is MLPG's opinion on max payne 3?

looks good imo
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>>1926171
>You will never fuck Chrysalis' bodyholes
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>>1926188
Don't care really.
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>>1926181
It's like sculpting with dog shit instead of clay.

Yeah, people should appreciate the form more than the material, but you can't blame them for being put off by the smell.
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I would criticize fanfiction but I don't want to read fanfiction.
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>>1926177
Yeah but minimizing threads still only minimizes the replies, not the OP post or image.
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>>1926191
>You will be vored by chrysalis
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>>1926202
Then do as the stupid F:E haters do and fling shit at it without even reading it
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>>1926211
>fun chamber
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>>1926212
>F:E
>Good
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>>1926212
done and done
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>/mlp/ - Pony
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>minimizing threads doesn't work still

MAYHEEEEEEMMMMMM
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>>1926212
Nobody is allowed to criticize F:E unless they've read the whole thing, otherwise they aren't giving it a fair chance.
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>Hiding thread doesn't hide OP
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>>1926230
The whole fucking thing isn't a 'fair chance'.
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>>1926230
But I don't want to spend 20 hours of my life just to criticize my little pony fanfiction on the internet
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>>1926212
I haven't experienced the holocaust but I could say it was pretty bad despite the fact I only know the brief details.
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>>1925994
anyone else can't unsee the massive derped face on the helmet?

the eyeslit is the mouth and the two bolts or whatever are the eyes
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>>1926230
But surely they could criticize it if they read like 4 chapters or something, why read a whole book if you don't like the first hour of it?
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>>1926236
This is one of the worst analogies I read lately on MLPG, what kind of brain damage do you have?
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>>1926230
>Nobody is allowed to criticize F:E unless they've read the whole thing, otherwise they aren't giving it a fair chance
Someone provided mathematical prove how Fallout:Equestria had to be shit.

I'm more inclined to believe him than you tbh.
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>>1926245
Because it gets to it's best after Chapter 14.
That's when Steelhooves joins.
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really, there are faggots defending FO:E in the General? wasn't sentenal supposed to be dead?
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Why would you read FO:E if you could just replay Fallout 2 and pretend all the characters are horses.
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>suddenly
>fanfiction discussion

NOT ON MY WATCH, FAGGOTS

INSTEAD, COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW DHN IS JUST EQD-LITE
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>>1926256
I followed up to chapter 40 actually, I personally didn't mind it, but got tired of it. How many chapter do I have left?
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Go to bed
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>>1926251
What's wrong with analogy?
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>>1926245
>it gets better towards the end!

Problem is, as people point out, fanfiction is generally written by people still learning. So chances are, it may well improve as it goes.

Still not worth bothering with it though.
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>>1926270
If you read until 40, you left 5 chapters, an epilouge and the afterwords
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>>1926264
>hurr durr autism

There always were people who did, even on /co/
Everyone is entitled to have their opinions, no matter how shitty it is.
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>>1926267
It always goes like this.
The newer episodes are always rated higher.
Why do people do this.
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daily dose


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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>>1926267
RoH is rushed and full of Deus ex machina.
CW is actually pretty balanced and possibly the better episode.
>>
Which pony enjoys flatulence the most?
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>>1926277
Well that's not too bad, maybe I'll finish it sometime, that's like 100k words or something? Or are those chapters still like 40k each?
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>>1926267
I don't agree, but I still enjoyed the wedding episodes and I can see why someone would prefer them.
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>>1926283
>ROH
>deus ex machina

>ACW
>"balanced"

u wot m8
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>>1926267
The fans will make any site terrible, because the people running them will always choose to be popular rather than ignored.

If you just reported on the show and toys, there'd be no news, and nobody would visit.
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>>1926282
>partially shaved head
>ever

this seems an extraneous point to mention, given that this is a picture of bad MLP cosplayers, but: you're fucking doing it wrong.
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>>1926283
2/10
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>>1926283
WRONG
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>ded thread
Can I discuss my >fanfiction ideas now

I pretty much want some kind of adventure fic involving Applejack and Dash on a race across Equestria, but the original concept involved Dash being crippled, so she has a reason to run the race on the ground, and so the prize of the race is important enough for her to win, and so I can write her recovering from a heavy blow over the story with Applejack's help.

Many problems involving crippled Dash, mainly the grimderp of it all and the fact that magic horse medicine would make things like this trivial

So yeah, help
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>>1926286
The last chapter is short as hell.
They are not that long, but in my opinion it went downhill after chapter 39. But there are some pretty rad moments, like Red-Eyes monolouge
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>>1926267
Reminder that bronies have shit taste
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>>1926301
>grimderp fall weather friends
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>>1926283
CW ended with mary and gary sue beating an enemy more powerful than god using "the power of love", how isn't that a deus ex machina?
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>>1926301
Sounds like a terrible idea.
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>>1926271
If you say so, Vinyl. You do present a compelling argument.
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>>1926301
are you seriously the same guy just reposting this over and over

or is someone reposting it to make us annoyed at the original guy

either way stop it
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>>1926291
CW has a proper build up and story line with sections of songs, story and action. It's a good mix.

RoH is just ancient evil has awakened for not much of a real reason and then a clusterfuck of action followed by an ending that doesn't make much sense.

They're both good.
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>>1926271
>red eyes

haha time for YT
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>>1926309
RoH ended with mary sue and her friends beating an enemy more powerful than god using "the power of friendship", how isn't that a deus ex machina?
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>>1926317
It's old, mate.
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>>1926301
Just write it.
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>>1926313
It's the same guy
I just want someone to help me make it not shit because I really like the idea of broken Dash recovering with Applejack
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>>1926271
no
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>>1926316
I like how the problem solving works in RoH

>OMG WE NEED TO FIND THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY TO DEFEAT DISCORD
>OH NO THEY'RE GONE
>OH NO WE CAN'T FIND THEM ANYWHERE WHAT EVER SHALL W-oh no wait, there they are

really boring
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>>1926316
what are you on, seriously

the ROH2 was a bit rushed at the end but it still made sense from start to finish. ACW was the one with the ending that made no sense.
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>>1926321
You're old!
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>>1926295
or the fact i don't i know if its a chick or dude
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE
>>
ded thread
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>>1926326
Yeah the story was kind of lame but the characters, action and stuff were really great and made up for everything else.
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>>1926301
I've always wanted to write a story that's sort of a mixture of Madoka and Elite Beat Agents, with less grimdark stuff and more helping people. Main plot would be about corruption in the agency now that the Elements of Harmony have new bearers because the higher-ups want to stay relevant to keep their power.

Is this a good idea? I have some free time coming up and could do a bunch of planning, maybe.
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>>1926337
It sounds shit but you never know
Which bearers of harmony are we talking about here
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>>1926284
Derpy
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/we ded/i
/ded thread/i
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>>1926230
F:E is like a double fanfic parasiting on 2 universes. There is zero originality, people like because it is based on genuine things they once (or still) like. Like any nowadays mainstream cheap shit. Bronies eat everything.
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>>1926349
reported for using a filter
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>>1926340
Twilight and her friends and Applejack, of course.
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>>1926350
At least Past Sins has some originality.
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>>1926350
Yep. Not to mention all the pandering in that fic. Shit's ridiculous.
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>>1926354
reported
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>>1926357
>>1926337
Wait, what agency?

The bearers of harmony have an agency? Really?
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>>1926349
ded show
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>>1926358
reported
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>>1926365
/ded show/i

tempt me, faggot
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>>1926362
reported for reporting a report
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>Get some whack ass prophecy
>Ditch town
>Some punk bitch on the road tries to fuck with me
>I kill his ass
>Later on I marry this fine ass bitch and become king
>Fuck her every night. Alpha as fuck.
>Trip bitch turns out to be my mom
>I accidentally my dad too
>Time to poke my eyes out and an hero
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>>1926350
>Bronies eat everything.
and that's the only thing we need to know
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>>1926358
zebra, is you serious?
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>>1926370
tote faden
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>>1926350
At least the descriptions of the enviroment are good.
And the characters are well-shaped.
inb4 bullet sponge lesbian hurr durr
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>>1926380
>Thread
>Faden
HUAHUEAHUEAUEUAEHAUEHAUHEUAHUEHA
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>>1926371
reported for reported a reporter who reported a reporter
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>>1926384
>>1926371
>>1926362
>>1926354
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>>1926377
Yes.

I genuinely had more fun reading Past Sins than FO:E

It was bad yes, but it wasn't exceptionally bland.
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>>1926310
>>1926307
>>1926313
Alright guys really, if it's shit please tell me why it's shit so I can fix it
I love how the interactions between Applejack and Dash go and want to see how it goes when they're on some kind of grand quest
Honestly, I think the only grimderp thing here is Dash being crippled

Please help me purge faggotry from this
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>>1926382
kuollut lanka
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>>1926387
reported for replying to reports
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You still here Hoppip!!!!!
How goes Lyra
has she had her vaginal widening surgery yet?
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>>1926387
reported for meta meta
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>>1926386
Hi!
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Why is MLPG so shitty
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>>1926387
Oh man I remember you, you used to do that on /co/
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>>1926392
Seriously, dude. Stop asking for help on IDEAS. A good writer can make a shit idea amazing. A bad writer can take what seems compelling and make it horrid.

We can't give you advice on SHIT until we actually GET something from you.
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>>1926403
reported
>>
1.) Direct one S4 episode

2.) 4 episodes from S3 are on your computer right now and you're free to do whatever you want with them

3.) All synopses from S3 and S4


Take your pick.
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>>1926364
I guess I didn't explain very well. It's some sort of society or something that goes around and helps ponies be happier, as the years after NMM was banished and the lack of new bearers for the Elements sort of eroded at a sort of natural magic that kept the peace. Then, Twilight and company become the new bearers, and the heads of the old agency become desperate to stay relevant. Most of the story would be the protagonist and their friend going around as agents, helping people subtly and stuff, but they'd slowly start to find out what lengths the heads have gone to to keep their positions.
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>>1926405
I'm not that guy, I just made that for a thread yesterday
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>>1926402
Hi anon! How you doin'?
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>>1926412
None.
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>>1926414
Oh..
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JESUS FUCKINGCHRIST
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>>1926412
4.) Rarity will be the main character in S3 and all the other ponies will be demoted to supporting cast
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>>1926421
>>1926421
I mean this
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>>1926406
Alright then
I suppose all this negative reaction is fair warning for what I'm going to be trying to do
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>>1926424
No that's unbalanced, you can't pick that.
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>>1926415
Others made me feel bad for liking F:E
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>>1926432
>Feeling bad for liking things
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>>1926390
Well that's understandable.
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>>1926428
Spitfire is a very lumpy pony.
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To the east...
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>>1926432
You should feel bad.
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>>1926432
you should feel bad
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>>1926432
Oh, anon, >opinions should not affect you!
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http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/13/11665205-you-are-what-you-read-study-suggests?lite

So how much like your pone waifu have you become?
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>>1926432
well, you should feel bad
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>>1926412
That's not even a choice

number three, because then we cold have some discussion guessing as to what the season is going to contain
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>>1926452
But they are so mean and honestly they don't know the first shit of what they are talking about
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>>1926453
>read Lolita

well fuck
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>>1926448
Which episode was that?

I fucking love when Rarity and Pinkie are interacting.
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>>1926465
>he doesn't watch the show
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>>1926462
don't worry, it's not accurate

if it was, everyone in MLPG would have read lolita
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>>1926458
Pony up, anon! This is 4chan after all!
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>>1926465
It's About Time
Do you even watch the show
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>>1926468
>>1926475
What show?
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>>1926453
Identifying with Twilight was what drew me to her in the first place
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>>1926465
do you even watch the show?
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>>1926470
But I've read Lolita.
It's classical literature, fuck.
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>>1926472
Thanks Pinkie, you're a real friend.

I love you so much
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>>1926386

That is a very pink horse.
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daily reminder
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>>1926489
So is that. It's also a very good horse.
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>>1926489
Doodle me some pink horse Dafty!
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>>1926494
DAMMIT ROSS

oops, reflex
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>>1926494
>you will never a Hoppop
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>>1926498

FOR YOU. DID IT WITH BOTH EYES CLOSED THOUGH.
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>>1926494
that made me remember Dren
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>>1926512
Piece of art
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>>1926514
I liked that movie.
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>>1926512
2surrealist4me
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I think white horse and pink horse are cute together
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>>1926512
It's shit.
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>>1926514
>dren

That movie achieved a level of creepyness that I did not expect.
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>>1926514
>>1926518
>Weirdest Boner: The Movie
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>>1926512

4deep8me
>>
It's raining
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>>1926531
Hallelujah
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>>1926525

YEH NICE TRY TROLL, I'M ONTO YOUR LITTLE GAME. I KNOW I AM THE BEST ARTIST TO EVER GRACE THESE THREADS. JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS OF MY GOD LIKE ART SKILLS. GOD. BLOCKED, REPORTED, BAPTIZED, DID A LITTLE JIG, CALLED THE NAVY SEALS.
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>>1926531
Lucky
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>>1926535
What kind of reaction is that?
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>>1926533
That looks like it might've been a pony at some point in time.
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>>1926470
Wait.
People haven't read Lolita
What
Read it.
I'm talking to you Anon
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>>1926538
Cheeselegs was never a pony.
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>>1926535
Aww shit son it's on now
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>>1926531
money!
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>>1926541
I've already did.
It was a good book.
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Speaking of lolita...
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>>1926535
>try to draw a pone with eyes closed
>Dafty's look much more like a horse than mine
...Do you do this often?
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>>1926551
>anthro

2.3/10, would not look at
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Rollin' %3

0 - Vidya
1 - Pone
2 - Bed
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>>1926533
whoa, kev finally finished that?

looks awesome
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>>1926551
UNF
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>>1926538
yeah, should have named "tries to draw ponies"
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>>1926556
The ride never ends, etc.
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>>1926551
>Pones stripping their underwear

unf
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>>1926568
But it's 0
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>>1926551
Did I just hear "IT'S GO TIME!"?
>>
Dearie
>>
Why is MLPG like a woman
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>>1926577
Because most of MLPG men have boobs and love cocks
>>
READY FLAM
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>>1926577
we are really girly/gay, that would explain why we like a show for little girls
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Jelly Jamm > My Little Pony
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>>1926577
well I like dick
i'm not gay though
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unf
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>>1926571
I used the whole post number, not just the last digit.
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>>1926597
Oh.
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>>1926577
IF YOU CANT TAKE MLPG AT ITS WORST YOU DONT DESERVE MLPG AT ITS BEST

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~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ you are a strong beautiful thread ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no posters ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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>>1926591
jammers pls go
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>>1926593
>cum lands on one of her books
>she mad as fuck
what do
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>>1926591
Agreed
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>>1926533
Kev is a fantastic artist, but I dunno. It seems kind of silly that he goes out of his way to warp stuff to the point where it's unlikable, like yoshi ponies, and now bugs with bones and claws.
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>>1926604
Ejaculate into her eyes and run
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HEY DAFTY
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>>1926618
She will find you Anon. You can't run forever.
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>>1926604

What you do is spit on her back so she will think that you came and when she turns to face you you ejacuate into her eyes and run away.


It's called Dirty Houdini.
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>>1926618
>camera cuts back and forth between Anon and angry Twilight's face
>eventually lingers on her
>SPLAK
>anon Zoidberg-escapes
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>>1926627
WHOOOP WHOOP WHOOP
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>>1926625
Ejaculate into her eyes and snap her neck.
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>>1926626
I thought you were supposed to punch them in the face when they turn around.

Or was the the dirty sanchez?
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>>1926636
Dirty Sanchez is when you put your finger in her butthole and draw her a mustache with her own feces.
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>>1926622

WHAT.
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>>1926639
ur a faget
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>>1926633
>Gamecube
brb, Super Mario Sunshine
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>>1926639
DRAW YOUR PONY WAIFU WEARING A FANCY HAT
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>>1926642

WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN"T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /MLP/, NEWSFLASH, PONIES HAVE SEX TOO, OTHERWISE EQUESTRIA WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT WHIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF MARE VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG RARITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
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>>1926638
Oh right
On the topic what was it when you mount her from the back and then proceed to tell her you have AIDS and see how long you can hang on.
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>>1926645
Would Twilight be good at vidya or a complete casual?
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>>1926656
She'd probably love EVE
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>>1926649
I ALWAYS START LAUGHING AT "A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY"
EVERY SINGLE TIME
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>>1926656
She would be really knowledgeable about them but kinda rubbish at them.
Like she's read all the guides on a game
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>>1926656
She only likes collectathons and grindan rpgs because OCD
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>>1926655
Probably The Rodeo.
But one of my favourites is the phantom. You start to bone the girl from behind, and you need a sneaky friend who comes in, you quickly take your dick out as your friend continues, you sneak out, put your clothes on, and go outside and stare at her from the Window.
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>>1926661
I have a feeling she'd be damn good at puzzle games, though
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>>1926656
Why does it have to be either one.
Can't she be good at the types of games that require you to crunch numbers while being terrible at those which require twitchy reflexes and team work.
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>>1926656
I think she would suck at shooters but beat everyone's ass in Strategy games.
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>>1926665
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>>1926674
No, that would be Rarity
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>>1926666
>>1926661
These, yes. I imagine she'd be like the kid that gets the guide with the game as soon as it's released, but is never actually good at a game that requires any sort of skill. But give her something like Peggle, and she can clear the board in two shots.
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>>1926665
The phantom, exterior like fish eggs
interior like suicide wrist-red
I could exercise you, this could be your phys-ed
cheat on your man homie
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>>1926656
War has changed.

It's not about nations, or ideologies.
It's not even about profit, resources, or ethnicity.

It's an endless series of proxy battles,
fought by mercenaries and machines.

War, and its vast consumption of human life,
has become a rational, well-oiled business transaction.

War has changed.
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>>1926666
nice quads
Yeah absolutely. Like she'd be a great strategist but when it came down to playing an RTS she just wouldn't have the dexterity to keep up.
She would love a TBS and grand strategy in my head canon
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>>1926676
You're really hot, Lyra
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>>1926681
12 year olds pls go
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>>1926683
I would play Shogun: Total War with Twilight
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>>1926688
1v1 me bitch.
>>
Does MLPG still play TF2? Can I play?

Is anyone any good? Will I be laughed at?
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>>1926678
>implying Rarity is better at planning than Twilight
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>>1926694
You can play TF2 with an amputated arm and severe brain damage
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>>1926694
Join the Steam Chat
>>
>There will never be a Rarity Fashion Adventure vidya
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>>1926693
It's fucking on, cunt.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fu­cker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fu­cking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>1926694
Yes, to all of those
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>>1926701
That any Elder Scroll/Fallout 3/NV game ever.
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>>1926702
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PUZyoAutYh
>implying you can top this
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>>1926702
y-you too
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>>1926707
DOOOOUK
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>>1926707
I'd record myself saying it but I'd just start laughing at >gorilla warfare
>>
why 4chan is all broken?
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>>1926694
>tfw want to play hats with MLPG
>tfw can't cause Australian and have 260 megasweets ping
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How y'all doing today?
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>>1926707
You sound like Duke Nukem
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>>1926720
>tfw play hats with MLPG for the first time ever
>tfw cant play because im laughing too god damn much
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>>1926720
>Dafty plays with +300 Australian ping
>we still have fun
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>>1926707
Good Duke, but a rather unenthusiastic Duke.
I'd read it like Master Shake, but I have to yell and the roomies are asleep.
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>>1926729
CLICKETY CLACK
DOWN THE TRACK
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>>1926730
maybe I'll play sometime then in casual mode
as medic
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>>1926715
I once recorded a scream for Squeak.
He said he will use it in a radioplay with Dr. Whooves and Twilight or something, and it will be in the 3rd chapter, but I only heard the first, so I don't know if it ever got used.
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>>1926732
It's Douk from /v/
He recorded it last night by our request
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>>1926729
I'll do this, with my hands
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>>1926717
You're broken.

Update 4chan X or whatever.
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>>1926541
i don't need to read lolita

i've already seen The Professional
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>>1926717
Because moot thought that he needed to fix something that wasn't broken
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>>1926743
>the battlecry
If you guys could have seen the stream chat

I miss those times, back in /co/
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>>1926723
Welp, guess I should ink this...
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>>1926752
What did they say?
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>tfw you've been in the Steam group for several months
>tfw you only played hats once, and with 5 other people
Maybe now I can play more, since it's summer
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Truly our greatest moment
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>>1926759
It went full sanic mode of laughing
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>>1926751
>implying 4chan wasn't broken
You should have seen that markup.
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>>1926761
>2:0
>Ponychan in charge of winning
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>implying money matters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhjk5x54bsE
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flJWPTMXWgk
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>>1926752
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flJWPTMXWgk
>tryhard central channel
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>>1926762
That day was great.
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>>1926761
>>1926770
I wonder if ponychan plays Shazbot
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>>1926749
NO
I DONT GIVE A SHIT ANON
READ
THE
FUCKING
BOOK
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>>1926774
>>1926775
Oh you guys
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>>1926761
>>1926775
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1waiVpO0mpQ
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>>1926780
yeah nah i prefer the 12 year old natalie portman version

unf.
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Do you think Gilda lifts?
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>>1926774
>>1926775
>I'll never have a good laugh with other ponyfags on the internet
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>>1926771
>>1926774
>>1926775
>youtube link addon works when hovering over a quote link but not in the posts

I dont even
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>>1926763
Well, it was a horrible hour of mayhem and panic.
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>>1926791
Shit, she does look a bit like a human Gilda
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>>1926794
Have you updated it since the rewrite.
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>>1926794
Jesus fuck it's true
What the hell
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>>1926791
no but she gives birth to caramel babies

that were put in her by her black husband
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>>1926787
>They were regrouping
>I am retarded
Hahah who owns this channel
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Hush now baby, baby, don't you cry...
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>>1926787
>That feel when no one recorded the players
Shit was crazy
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>>1926793
Play with MLPG. We hats every night
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>TAW's new fic

Stop reading my mind on what I want goddamnit
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>>1926791
>that squish around the belt
oh my, she's soft too?
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>>1926807
It was man, we were true tryhards that day. Our team chat was top tier
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>>1926815
>Top tier
Everyone was just screaming
but it was fun
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>>1926808
But MLPG hats me for my past.
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>>1926810
shut up taw
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>>1926808

Alternatively you could mafia horse with us. Plenty of rage in that game.
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>>1926811
I've heard rumours that all women are soft
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>>1926806
Mother pls go
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>>1926798
That markup needed to go. I wouldn't have minded if the site was down for a whole day. We've had the old Futaba ripoff garbage 7 years too long.
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>>1926811
weight lifters don't need to particularly worry about body fat because they're not moving around like sprinters or gymnasts, they're just standing there, pickin' up heavy shit
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>>1926822
If you didn't care what happened to me...;_;
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>>1926790
No you retard. This is Lolita, probably the greatest piece of English fiction after Ulysses. Your shitty French trash film can never compare to Nobokovs mastery.
The plots aren't even similar. Just because it has a pedo in it doesn't make it comparable
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>>1926820
lies. i've fucked a bag of bones, before, and i'm never doing that again
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>>1926829
>english
>nobokov

in any case, natalie portman is hot
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>>1926794
Ahh good fixed it. But for some reason the vocaroo embed just freezes everything. I can do without.
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>>1926833
Lolita was written in English you dolt
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>>1926817
Can't be that bad, can it?
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Would you jerk off a cute stallion?
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>>1926842
Nope
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>>1926841
I'm Nopony
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>>1926838
well how was i supposed to know that?! i haven't even read it!
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>>1926842
Yep.
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>>1926842
Maybe
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>>1926847
____________________________________________________________________________________________________
______________________who?
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>>1926842
Only if I can be a mare in a pretty dress
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tf2 sucks
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>>1926842
which stallion? i'll decide if he's cute or not
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>>1926847
Never heard of you.
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LOL
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>>1926831
I've heard rumors that all pone are soft
And some are even softer than usual
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>>1926858
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>>1926852
Nopony. Used to be useless shitposter, now I write as anon. Every two months I draw as well. But I was best known for my Applebashing.
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>>1926855
It's CutestStallion
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>>1926858
I always wonder how the fuck he manages to make the artifacting so masterfully awful

apparently he said not even paint is shitty enough to do it
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>>1926864
>>1926858
What the fuck is wrong with you both
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>>1926856
Shut up Bon Bon you're a bitch
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>>1926868
There's a way to do it in photoshop
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>>1926866
I think you've overestimated how much MLPG cares about you.

Whether that's a good thing or a bad thing, you decide
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>>1926866
I don't give a fuck about any of that, I'll hats with you.
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>>1926868
Yeah, apparently the process is quite intensive.
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>>1926869
3deep5u
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>>1926868
photoshop > save as jpg > 0 quality

then open it up again, fiddle with levels and contrast

then save as 0 quality jpg again

I think
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>>1926866
I remember you.
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Why do some tripfags that have turned off their trip insist on trying to get anons to call them out/guess who they are?
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Apples.
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>>1926833
>you will never write a single English sentence with the skill that Nobokov can in English, French, German and Russian.

pic related. It's not you, or any of us. ;_;
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>>1926874
No, I was used to be really really hated.
Haven't had much trouble since I've gone anon, so that's good I guess, but most people from back then still dislike me.
Oh well.
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>>1926866
I don't think anyone gives a fuck at this point
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>>1926882
because they're massive egotists
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>>1926842
Yes
i'm not gay though
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>>1926882
The same reason why the majority of tripfags use tripcodes
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>>1926882
I dunno, but it's really embarrassing when no one does and they're like "I'm x, remember?" and no does.

Really quite sad.

I blame TAW.
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>>1926882
I don't think I've ever seen a tripfag trying to get called out purposefully.

Some are just really easy, though.
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>>1926847
Use another name faget
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>>1926882
WHO AM I?
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>>1926885
Nabokov was my inspiration for writing
I think I've utterly failed in trying to grasp the same feelings in my Twaifufiction, though
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>>1926885
i imagine so

he probably knew cursive.
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>>1926882
It's usually anons who call them out, not them sayin 'okay, so I posted this I'M ACTUALLY A TRIPFAG GUESS WHO I AM!"
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How to get rid of these nasty things?
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>>1926848
READ IT CUNT
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>>1926893
Trufax.
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>>1926882
It's funny how they always shit posters and fanfiction writers. Coincidence? I think not.
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>>1926893
it does happen
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>>1926902
Install 4chan X
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>>1926902
>no gay sex with hats on
do you even screenshot
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>>1926908
Rose is always called out
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>>1926902
4channeru ekkusu
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>>1926904
okay okay, you've twisted my arm

where can i pirate it?
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>>1926893
I've intentionally reposted filenames in order to get called out.
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>>1926902
The answer's in your screenshot.
>We've built what we think are the most popular extension additions directly into the site. To toggle them on and off, click "[Settings]" in the upper-right or bottom-right of the page.
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>>1926908
Personally, I would attribute it to how >fanfiction is generally frowned upon and so these writers remain anonymous out of shame, trying to convince themselves that they do not want appreciation from the general, when they will take what they can get
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>>1926914
shut up and draw something rose
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>>1926889
Yes you are. Especially since you're thinking about how you'd prefer helping get him up beforehand, rather than him already be at attention.
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>>1926916
at a library you cunt.com
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>>1926921
The sluts
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Guess who's back from the ded
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>>1926928
You called?
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>>1926925
>not imagefap

you coward!
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>>1926936
Which one are you?
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>>1926939
All of them.
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>>1926921
>that feel when you realise you do just want to be loved by the general
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>>1926943
You must die.
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>>1926946
"Do we get to have sex first, anon?"
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>>1926947
ENOUGH TALK

HAVE AT YOU
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>>1926947
No. We have sex after you died.
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Loading MLPG took longer than ever, this new code sure does it's job well.
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>>1926945
I love you, Anon.
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>>1926952
>you're big, that means that you've got big guts

>and i'm gonna get all up in them
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>>1926955
>Pony necrophilia

unf my new fetish
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>>1926924
>you will never tease his impressive shaft from his sheath
>marvelling at it heft
>the beat of his heart perceptible though your shaking hands as he slowly swells, your own turgid cock almost painfully presses against your jeans
I swear I'm not gay though
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>Buy hand-held random number generator
>Go to a party
>See a bunch of people talking and laughing
>Push my way into the middle of their group
>Shout "NICE CONVERSATION, BUT CHECK THESE DUBS"
>Hold my number generator in my left hand over my shoulder and point at it with my right hand
>Generate a number
>Get dubs
>Entire party explodes and turns into a dubs party
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>>1926962
>/v/_attending_a_party.doc
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>>1926818
can people please not do this? I mean, that isn't something I would do, and calling people out like that is annoying as fuck. pls go
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>>1926962
that would be a great party trick
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>>1926910
>>1926911
>>1926915
>>1926919
Ive just deleted everything besides adblock and installed 4chan x. looking great
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>>1926962
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>>1926966
>This is what /v/ actually believes
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>>1926962
>not get dub
>called out as a fagot

I would wish someone to record this and post this shame online if it happens.
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>>1926972
Draw Pink Ponae.
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>>1926945
>that feel when you just want to be loved
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I know I'm slowpoking here but:

>>1926723
>Human Matroyshka imminent.png

>>1926754
>possible ink of it in the making

this would be greatly appreciated, whoever you are.
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>>1926972
WHY AREN'T YOU DRAWING RIGHT NOW.
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>>1926973
>it's rigged to be a suicide bomb if it doesn't gets dubs

Problem solved
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>>1926979
I'm painting a piece of terrain for Mordheim
Then I have to vacuum the house
Then I can draw
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>>1926976
Come here, anon. I'm going to love you to death.
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>>1926965
No, on all accounts.
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>>1926976
Dash pls go
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>>1926986
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>>1926723
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>>1926991

>everyone's face when 2.3's arms

Christ.
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>>1926990
She's pretty sexy for an evil bug-pony
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>>1926962
Reminds me of a story someone wrote about if /v/ was a real video game club.

There would be a guy sitting in the corner and every time the clock hit something like 3:03 he would jump up, point at the clock and shout COOL CLUB GUYS BUT CHECK EM

Then everyone else would just drop anything they were doing and start running around the room looking for shit like Catch-22 while shouting incoherently.
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>>1926723
Is that megasweet?

jesus, what happened to his faces?
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>>1926994
Yeah, but she'll leave you dryer than a tulpa if you lay with her
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derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>1926996
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>>1926988
pls
don't make me take a trip
calling me personally out I can deal with, but just doing it whenever somebody mentions me? Nuh-uh.
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>>1926993
>Megasweet doing proper body proportions and accurate perspective
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>>1926997
woah that's not sexy
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>>1926994
Now now, we don't need another Bugfag running around.
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>>1927005
That's it.
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>>1926997
Shy has perkier tits than Pinkie
0/10 would not adopt as headcanon
nice colour though
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>>1926997
You probably want to use a smoother gradient for your shading. Right now they look more like bruises than shadow.
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>>1927006
Hmmm...

Nah.
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>>1927014
You're a cunt.
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>>1927013
Dooks colored it, I just inked it for him.
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>>1927009
You don't like the queen?
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>>1927005
I love you /v/.
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>>1927020
Smile? Kortz?
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>>1927018
Guilty.
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>>1927022
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>>1927005
>And the kid for the /vg/ club
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>>1927022
I saw that thread. It was like 300 posts of the same thing and people pointing out the quads.
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>>1927020
Surprising. I usually expect better from him
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>>1927023
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>>1927025
>/v/ sempai

Hah.
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Hey guys check out these deds
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we ded
post cute ponies
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What if moot implemented a feature that would let the op of a thread make it so that you needed a password to get in, read and post in that thread.
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>>1927050
Fuck you.
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>>1927048
CUTE PONE IS DEAD
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>>1927050
No.
That's retarded.
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>>1927050
Well that's a fucking stupid idea. Don't ever say anything ever again.
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>>1927048
okay
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>>1927050
That's the most retarded thing I've read all month.
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>>1927050
that's stupid
you're stupid
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>You'll never be a mare
>Or have an ACU
>Or be a mare with an ACU

hold me
my own hands offer no comfort
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>>1927050
>sekrit klubhaus

go away
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So i see we're near 2M
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>>1927050
You wanna know why these threads are so shit? Because all the decent posters jumped into the piss when we migrated, so all we have left is elitist shits like you.

You know what? Fuck it. I'm making the dive.
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>>1927050
Stop thinking please
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>>1927057
calm down, it's we ded, not the cute ponies.
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>>1927077
>most of the best posters left

But that's wrong.
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>>1927076
And I hope we don't get it at all.
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>>1927050
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>>1927048
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>>1927077
I take it you haven't gone for a swim lately
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i like cute horses
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>>1927077
>He still thinks the piss is better than MLPG
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>>1927077
Nuh-uh. I'm still here.
I just dropped trip is all.
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PREPARE YOUR NEW HORSES
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White ponies are the best.
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>>1927079
Haha oh wow, is that from that chinese comic maker?
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>>1927077

>most of the best posters left

Yeah, because those threads outside of here aren't completely filled with brony faggots? Fucking idiot.
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>>1927096
>>1927092
okay I'm bad nevermind

you guys are sill better
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>>1927102
>SA
No, and fuck you.
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>>1926778
Now I'm wondering as well...

Do we have a scout whom may take this dangerous mission of finding out?
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>>1927102
even technicoloured blue ponies think so
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>>1926264
I never defended it. It's really flawed and misses the point of Fallout, but it could be a good story if it was rewritten. That's my stance on it.

And no, stop that.
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>>1927112
SA is best male.
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>>1927118
>implying
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HAHA TIME FOR HORSE
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>>1927136
bigger version pls
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>>1927108
>total posting style shift

Yeah, no, nice try, anon.
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>>1927141
I think it's a vector, so just upscale it yourself

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