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>>1906399

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pic related to last thread

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So how "Mothers Day" treating you all?

would you a plushy lyra?

>>1907412
i'd a plushy anon

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>>1907411
>applecest
>2012

>>1907405
AAAHHH

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daily overdose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6-KspZegsE&feature

>>1907415
I'd a plushy you too

>>1907397
Would you take the gum off a pony butt

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>>1907422

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I would like more like these, OC seflf-inserts shipped with main chaarcters

These are hilarious until they start involving my waifu

>>1907425
Enjoy your 0pone

>>1907431
If it's a clean butt like Dash's, yes

>you will never recieve a singing ponygram

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>>1907433
>hoofs
>tildas~ everywhere~~

>>1907432
NO! IT CAN'T BE TRUE!

>>1907443
>Ponygram

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>Sparkler will never write a rape fic about you

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>>1907433
>that feel when you realise you sometimes do imagine your OC with your waifu in your head and realise you aren't very different from these people

>>1907433
no, it's just disgusting.

Hey, this thread >>1896431 was finally archived, how much they last in this board?

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>>1907322

>>1907450
The correct SI prefix is poni-

For example, the bloated ponyshaft erupted several poniliters of musky semen.

>In season three, should they re canon Derpy, or make a reference to Rainbow Dash's ambiguous sexuality?

>>1907447
HE'S MARRIED TO HIS WAIFU!

>>1907466
"DJ FLUTTERSHY" SOUNDS LIKE A SHADY CHARACTER THOUGH

>>1907459
It depends on activity, but I've seen threads lasting 14 or 15 hours

>>1907464
>complaining bronies, confused Hasbro
>FANON

Could you fit an entire banana inside Hoppip's thread?

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I take it you guys remember this edited comic?

>>1907433

that fucking spoiled kid needs to calm the fuck down. oh you're starving? fuck you. i went through 18 months of brutal work to do this. fuck you man. fuck you.

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>search OC OC_shipping on ponibooru
>waifu isn't among them

Thank the gods
And why does Dash seem to attract these sorts

>>1907471
SHE'LL PROBABLY CUDDLE ANYONE WHO HAS SOME DOUGH

>>1907489
DOUGH

>>1907464
even though both are stupid
I'd really like them to make any character not straight or ambiguous just for the message of accepting sexualities, not because it's my head canon

Of course they will never be brave enough to air anything like it

>>1907480
Yeah, what of it?

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>>1907480
Does anyone have that one picture where the self-insert OC is visiting Dash in hospital after she's given birth to their abomination?

>>1907483
manly mare and unmanly stallion OC

>>1907472
That's nothing, some threads last days

>>1907500
Tracing is killing the drawing

>>1907500
>IT'S A FOAL

hiphop, will you have a banana as an alternate costume for Lyra in ponykart?

>>1907514
Did that pic actually say that
Oh god pfftahahahahaa

>Are the main characters planning on teaching those friendship lessons to their children?

>looking through the archive for something
>the archive went to ass in some threads and there a three threads in a row with just 4CHANLEECH images

dammit this isn't helpfull

>>1907525

dont do that, all the bronies will assume it's a reference to that godawful BANANA XDDDD TO THE MOON! thing

>>1907531
you're a brony

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Needs more porn

>>1907531
Not if the banana is appropriately positioned.

>>1907531
>>1907525
Make it so that she is sitting on a banana in the kart but you can only see it of you noclip or look at the models in a viewer

Went to gif for a second, saw this. We need an MLPG version.
http://images.4chan.org/gif/src/1336897484579.gif

>>1907536
>bronies on her dA page asking if she wants to see the porn they drew of her OC
I feel bad for anyone who publicises that they work on the show

>>1907530
4chan HTML changes is affecting the archive, just give it a time until Archive can adjust it

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>>1907514
>>1907526
>>1907500
Here the image you guys talking about.

>>1907555
THIS DOESN'T EXIST!

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>>1907455
My sides are moving on their own

>>1907547
No, the meta pics are not helping and they stopped being funny long time ago

>>1907555
>>1907514

>"It's a BABY!"

No shit.

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>>1907555
>duplicate file entry

Oh there we go

>It's a foal
No shit sherlock

Can we talk about the royal duties of Celestia and Luna with a focus on their role in Equestria's constitutional monarchy now?

>>1907555
Really was the story behind this one that this OC raped RD?

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>tfw shout hats us

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>>1907555
COMIC SAAAANSSS

>>1907566
ha

>>1907569
slut

Which two characters would work out the best for a body swap episode?

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>>1901249
>>1901249
>>1901249
>>1901249

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>>1907569

>>1907586
Dash and Rarity

>>1907586
ranba dosh
eppljck

>constitutional monarchy
Hah, that's what you think. You can only limit the political power of an immortal so much.

>>1907589
Why? Dare I ask.

Why is Rarity such a slut?

>>1907594
It's an old thread that got unmarked, Janitor will delete it soon.

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>>1907586
These two shows the most contrast of each other.

>>1907599
Oh. So it is.

>>1907589
>>1907594
>someone bumped it

what's a good penis circumference to use

>>1907606

1 inch

>>1907606
penis

>>1907599
>404

Ar-are you a janitor, anon?

>>1907606
roll for penis circumference

>>1907613
Shit we're being watched...

POST YOUR ANTHRO

>>1907593
Well, they're both former bearers of the Elements of Harmony. So I assume some sort of constitutional monarchy would not be out of character.

But what exactly do they do all day after they're done raising the sun/moon?

>>1907620
>o

Ahahhahahah

>>1907606
Can't you use your penis as reference?

we ded

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>>1907626
>sticking your dick in something you're going to sell

>>1907620
>MLPG plays FATAL
And here I thought we'd sunk as far as we could.

>>1907636
i stick my penis is everything i can

>>1907641
But you'll never stick it in a female orifice.

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Treasure hunting in the deepest abyss of the piss trenches turned out to be more fun that expected

>That comics of that guy's OC who married Dash are being posted again
It's been to long man

>>1907647
...what's happening here?

>>1907647
>quiet Pinkie Pie
WHAT

>>1907656
NOBODY MARRIED DASH!

>>1907664
I DID

>>1907646
i stick it in you

Who will win a fight for Dash, Loudanon or TAW?

>>1907660
Apparently Dash becomes a tranny

Also there are surprisingly few OC shipping pics with Fluttershy

>>1907671
TAW is British so of course he loses

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>>1907656
Just like old times!

>>1907671
I want TAW to win so I can have Twilight all for myself

He can have blue pone

>>1907606
5 inches is supposed to be average but probably add some depending on how stretchy it is

why am i trying to be helpful in regards to this

>>1907620
>0
Oh does that mean I have a vagina instead
cool

>>1907680
But TAW is a Twaifufag
If he wins he gets both Twilight and Dash

>>1907679
And you're still a huge faggot
IT IS LIKE OLD TIMES

>>1907664
There was this guy who also had a real marriage certificate...

I can't stop looking at the picture of Lyra with the banana.

What is happenning to me?

>>1907697
ilu2

>>1907704
nothing

>>1907704
Say what now

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>>1907704

>>1907693
nope. round off error. you have a penis girth of between 0 and .5 inches non inclusive

>>1907705
So betraying Gilda for Twilight wasn't enough? Now you're doing the same to her for just some random anon?

Sorry I couldn't resist

>>1907684
that's what I did the first time but I think that was too small

let's try 5.5 - 6ish

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UPDATED SHITTYQUEST
http://mlpg.co/q/res/2.html

i'm kinda worried about this friend off thing. i just read through some of his stories and they're quite good. problem is most of them have fanart already. fanart way better than why i can draw.

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>>1907728
I'd still hit it

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we ded

>>1907671
Is it a shouting contest or a "being a creepy fuck who can't waifufag right" contest?

>no self-insert OC shipping with Fluttershy pics found

Whoa

But plenty for Applejack

>>1907729
Stop being a faggot and draw fanart of one of his fanfics.
This isn't a contest
It's for fun

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>>1907555

I think it's a Homestar Runner reference. I fucking swear I remember seeing a "it's a baby" balloon.

>>1907729
who are you with?

>>1907728
>fluorescent clitoris
I am intrigued.
Also, why are those holes not freaking me out? They should. But they look cute for some reason. The claws, however, not so much.

>>1907739
There was this guy. Something with Ghost or something. But he also had two kids with Fluttershy

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>>1907723
Yeah, well, you're a fucker, now I'm leaving everyone and its all your fault

>>1907704
what image now?

>>1907750
Yay I contributed to the general

>>1907729

wait hold on

i think the fics were based off the art.

oh god this is going to be a weird art->story->art loop

>>1907756

>>1906970

>ded

Alright, guys. Confession time.
I have actually imagined what it would be like if me and my little sister turned into ponies and came to Ponyville.
She'd probably be a pegasus and me a unicorn, and she'd probably be sent to school while I did whatever to support us.
I could go on but the rest truly is faggotry beyond speaking

>>1907767

We've all had those kinds of thoughts. We just don't share them with others. But it'd be liven up the general a little if you told us what happened. Come on. I wanna know.

>>1907744
>>1907734
>Flourescent
>Claws
>Deleted
Was it one of Iopichio's anthro thingummies?

>>1907767
I've imagined it, but it never got very detailed. I'd like to be a pegasus, and I think I'd be able to get a job on the weather team and hopefully land a modelling gig or something at some point but that's about all

>>1907777
ecmajor

>>1907780

>guys this is kinda embarrassing but if I went to horseville I would totally have a normal life isn't that just scandalous

I was expecting worse.

>Watching David Attenborough nature documentary.
>He says "celestial".
>Grin.

>>1907785
well I'd probably be a bit more of a cuddleslut than the average pony too

>>1907767
Wow that's something
I also planed what I would do if I was transported to Ponyville as a pony to end up in the best possible situation. And also as a human

In my defense I do this with many other things I like very very much
Only ponies got to this level

>>1907776
Mainly involves me falling in love with Twilight and her magically reciprocating somehow
Then I'd like to see my sister's reaction when she realises that I liked Twilight far more than I ever let on, she knows who my favourite pone is but I don't think she knows I waifu her

I don't know what qualifications jobs need in horseland but I could probably get a job involving basic admin work, and then I could save up for further studies
While Twilight helps tutor me

>>1907767
I have very few/no Equestria fantasies that don't involve romance.

>>1907787
>Drinking bubble tea, sucking gelatinous sago balls up the straw
>Remember Crysalis oviposition fics
>Grin

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>>1907767
I'd slowly become destabilized by the happy, utopian existence, no worries or fears driving me to such obscene boredom that I'd eventually turn to crime to liven up the god-awful snore that'd be day-to-day life. I'm pretty certain I'd either reinvent narcotics in Eqeustria or turn to serial murder or sadism. Probably a mix.

>>1907799
Your sister knows you like MLP?

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>not using your fantasies to fuel satirical fanfiction

>>1907803
>Watching David Attenborough nature documentary.
>Weird-ass reproductive methods of various bugs.
>Think of Chrysalis using these methods.
>Grin.
>Half-boner.
>Weep.

>>1907799
oh BDN, you can't base your life in Equestria around Twilight falling for you
you'll need to find your hooves first, you know she won't just tumble head over hooves, it'll take work

>>1907795
Just curious but what was the best possible situation after you?
Come on I want to know
I don't want to have the most pathetic fantasy

>>1907808
Yeah, she watches it with me
Pretty funny when she made fun of me for it at first but just weeks later asked me to download the episodes for her

Her whole class are ponyfags now, and they all hate bronies with a passion and suppress their powerlevels
I am quite proud


>>1907816
I need these holes to remind me it's juts a fantasy
Also fuck you TAW ;_;

>>1907826

>they all hate bronies with a passion and suppress their powerlevels

Lucky son of a bitch.

we ded

>>1907816
That's why I waifu Pinkie.
I'd just be walking down the street and she'd pop out of nowhere and say, "Hey, anon! Do you have a girlfriend?"

>>1907825
unf

>>1907824
Rich as fuck with decent life in one of the big cities
That is if my first plan to get my waifu and live where ever she wants together happy fails

>>1907767
Only thing I can think of during self-insert wishfulfillment faggotry you come up is how insanely awkward I would be. I hate second person because of that reason.

>>1907688

>>1907847
>>1907825
u 2 slow

>>1907767

Sometimes I think I'd rather live in Equestria than here. With my student loans and all this bullshit. I occasionally wonder what my family would be like if we were ponies - what kind we'd be, what our cutie marks or special talents would be... whether my father would still be with us...

>>1907832
They're all 10-11 years old, too
Kids are smarter than bronies

>>1907842
But I've never written second person yet
Do you mean this for TAW

>>1907826
Where you're going, you don't need holes. You already know how it'll happen, anyway. Take out her favourite book--you know the one, the one she likes to read over and over again--and don't take it back until you absolutely have to. Start pressing rose petals between the pages after a chapter or so, and then eventually start leaving notes. Just notes on the story, what you think of it and why you like it. Just something that'll make her smile when she realises how alike your tastes really are. At the very end of the book, leave one last note.
A note telling her to go back and read the first letter of all your previous notes. It'll be a date--tonight--and a place--that restaurant on the edge of town--and you know she'll be there.

>>1907825
>(Dead)
mods confirmed for massive faggots

>>1907826
>Her whole class are ponyfags now, and they all hate bronies with a passion and suppress their powerlevels
>Then I'd like to see my sister's reaction when she realises that I liked Twilight far more than I ever let on, she knows who my favourite pone is but I don't think she knows I waifu her
Does your sister's perception of bronyism include waifufagging?

>>1907842
I imagine things would be pretty comfortable, for me.
Is it gay to say that I usually get along better with girls than guys? At any rate, the female to male ratio is so skewed I should have no problem getting a pone I like.
I love each of the main six in their own way, and honestly believe that at least one of them would go for me.

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DO YOU WANT MY PENIS KALAS?

>>1907834
That isn't how it'd go at all.

>Meet somepony special
Check
>Sing a song about nothing
Check
>Ask them to go out with me
Not yet!~

>>1907767
Ha, its that time eh? I just be a vagrant and explore the land. Nothing huge.

I see Rose attention whoring on tumblr again. Nice to know some things never change.

>>1907863
why pawprints

>>1907854
For everyone and every instance of second person. "You", when it's referring to me, for me is the most loathed word.

>>1907871
Not that guy, but I assume the artist is furry.

>>1907876
UNF

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>>1907864

>>1907861
I don't know if she even comprehends it, but she knows about shit like the antics bronies get up to in public, and she;s seen stuff like cupcakes and probably found Rule 34 on google.

I would have to commit sudoku if she ever discovers my pone porn/fics, though

>>1907857
I'm not brazen enough to do it, and I think it's a stupid idea
Even though she'll probably love it and I know I would to if someone did it to me

I would like to while away time in the library with her, though, maybe the accidental brushes against each other as we read in silence could become more common over time, or the debates we have more lively and granting us more insight into the other

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>>1907876
inb4 deleted

we ded

>>1907891
See! You do know how it'd go down. You don't need holes.
Well, maybe some holes...

>>1907862
Same here man
Always got along with girls better than boys.
I'm very sure that my waifu would refuse me. But I would still try. And if everything fails I would try with my second favorite pony. We have very similar personalities and really one of the first things I would do after getting there is doing one of her favorite things.

Oh god I am so pathetic

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>>1907895
no

Weird Equestrian fantasies behind spoilers? Okay!
I want to be sent to Equestria, as a human. I want to have a small house on the outskirts of Ponyville, and to be sent with all of my cartoon DVDs I've got literally a shitload. and a TV and DVD player. Even if there's no electricity, they'd run somehow. The ponies would be scared of me at first, but I'd prove I'm friendly. They'd come over and watch cartoons with me and it would be such a novel thing for them. I've got shows and movies that each and every one of them would enjoy.

>>1907898
>Always got along with girls better than boys.
Get out

>that feel when your sure the archive hasn't picked up a thread you liked

I was looking for that megasweet picture (the one with humanised spike and mane 6 at the spa) that sparked off a interesting MLPG discussion, in that it somehow went from a /ss/-unbirth matroyshka style combo to 'would you rub a pregnant pony's belly and feel her child/ren kick'

at least thats how I remember it going, because I kinda liked the later.

>>1907905
Would you let the CMC sit on your lap and watch cartoons all day long even though it's a lovely day outside and they should be out exercising?

>>1907906
Not him, but I really do get along with everyone I meet.
I just happen to prefer women, most of the time.
Everyone's different.

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Your fantasies are kawaii as fuck guys

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>>1907767

I wish I was Sweetie Belle or Scootaloo's big brother.

>>1907913
>that feel when you can't find archived thread because you can't into dates

>>1907922
I am in a permenet state of thinking it's the middle of the week

also I see we have a /tg/ tier janitor in here right now

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>>1907920
I wish I was RD's father

>>1907896
Dohohohoho
The holes would be how I'd fare in daily life outside engaging in quixotic Twaifufagging
Magic would make handling stuff much easier, I guess, though my sister would have a harder time
What would the cost of living be in Ponyville, anyway? We'll need food, an apartment or tent or some cheap housing, and I'll need to get used to pone food too

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>>1907876
>You will never feel those fangs sink deeply into your cock, the venomous nodules pumping the powerful mutagenic properties of the Changelings into your bloodstream
>You will never lose yourself as you become yet another one of Chrysalis' children, your now-enormously mutated cock spurting fresh genetic stock deep within her churning, biological weaving engine, her body reassembling your genetic code to further improve the Changeling race

>>1907919
And whats yours?

>>1907916
Absofuckinglutely.
And there are no pedophiles in Equestria, so their families wouldn't mind sending them to my place to get them out of their hair. Fillies are not for sexually.
I'd love to show them everything from The Simpsons, to Looney Tunes, to Batman: TAS, and everything in between. The sun would be shining bright, and we'd be sitting on the couch in my dark house watching hours of cartoons.
One filly on my lap, and each arm around another one.
I'd give them chocolate milk and cookies, too.

>>1907926

My Little Dashie, plz go.

>>1907926
I wish I were that cocky but ultimately not particularly talented jock that Dash had a crush on but would never allow herself to admit it and would instead make fun of constantly until one night when I finished to a picture of her in the sky I'd start seriously considering suicide, and fly as high as I could before folding my wings in and letting myself drop

She'd catch me, and the rest... No, she wouldn't catch me, I'd hit the ground and die and that'd be it.

>>1907926
>Rainboom Crash

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>that feel when you have shitload of fantasies but you can't write them down because you suck at english and writing in general
What the fuck am I doing here anyway

>that feel when you waifu the pink horse quite painfully
>that feel when you take part in Aspirant's "Quest"
>that feel when we get intimate, lovingly, with Pinkie in the maze

Oh god.

O-oh god.

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>>1907759
ok yup just read through comments on the fic. turns out it is.

whatever, i'll just draw more stuff to make up for it. quantity over quality is my style.

>>1907743
cosmonaut petrov. i actually feel kinda bad for him since nothing in my gallery is an original idea.

>>1907740
but being pedantic about things is also fun

>>1907928
>get used to pony food
Man they eat the same thing as us
Really hey have completely different biology than normal horse (not that it wasn't obvious)
But still it's clear that they have are different when it comes to eating
For one they can vomit while real horses can't
And we've seen meat and that they have canines

>>1907952
unf

>>1907949
I can't handle the Pinkie waifu quest because I get the impression that we're all being romantic with her, and I get jealous.

>>1907952
stop following this guy

>>1907928
I'm sure you'd do fine, ponies are friendly and social creatures. I think basically anybody could make plenty of friends there. You won't have any trouble with housing or food, either. There's plenty of land around, so house prices should be pretty cheap, and Sweet Apple Acres looks to produce more than enough food for everybody, so there shouldn't be huge markups on that. Any old job would do, whether you're tugging clouds around at off-peak times or acting as a handyman, you'd make it just fine.
Of course, housing and food won't be an issue once Twilight starts insisting she uses some of her educational grants on you...

>>1907916

Well, I wouldn't let them do it ALL day.

But I would show them cartoons I think they'd like.

For some reason they strike me as the type of kids who'd like TMNT, or Tom and Jerry, or Ren and Stimpy.

>>1907967
but he is hilarious, he always makes my day. Knowing that such people exist makes me feel better - there is always someone worse than me,

>>1907962
It's truly a horribly sweet feel


So did the friend-off pairs get announced then? Are they made public?

>>1907954
I would assume the place have enough protein sustain human, like eggs, beans, soy, milk, wheat, fish, oatmeal, lentils, nuts, insects, peanut butter, yogurt, ice cream and tofu.

And this is assuming you don't go buddy with a griffin and he tells you where to get the red meat at.

>>1907940
You say that like it'd be ideal, but I don't think you've really thought it through. What are you going to do when Scootaloo throws her cookie at Sweetie, knocking the milk out of her hooves and onto your sofa, before striking a pose and announcing that she's the batmare?

>>1907974
I fap to his stuff. Does it make me worse than him?

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>>1907948
i know that feel

so i picked up drawing instead.

and even then i can't draw

>>1907978
The pairs were sent off, they weren't made public except for the participants revealing who they got.

>>1907981
I'd use something red, like lipstick, to paint Sweetie a Joker smile, and with her red hair, Applebloom could be Robin

We'd have a fun few hours of roleplaying the show. It'd be great.

>>1907970
They'd, all three, only come over one day a week. Maybe Saturday. We'd spend all fucking day watching cartoons of every kind and eating junk food. And they'd spend the night with me on the couch. The rest of the week, I'd be mostly a recluse.
Unless I got a waifu somehow and she dragged me out of my lair.

>>1907843
> brotaku

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>>1907916
of course, they'd love Johnny bravo, Ed Edd and Eddy, cow & chicken, and all the stuff from Hanna & Barbera and then they will probably try to get their cutie marks on cartoon animation failing hilariously

>>1907948
Just write some greentext here and there and let that improve your writing. read other greentext and fic. Eventually, you might be able to write things on your own.

>>1907980
AJ wanted to eat a ham sandwich in the phoenix episode
And FS gave dead fish to those...fuck I don't remember what they were called in Dragonshy
I'm sure they wouldn't mind you eating meat or supplying you with it

>>1907767

Sometimes, I wish I could be like one of those Invincible Humans from the greentext that guy was spamming a while back, so I could be Equestria's Incredible Hulk.

>>1907949
I try to avoid the waifu silliness, but damn, some parts of that quest give me some painful >feels.

>>1907999
>and all the stuff from Hanna & Barbera
good lord

>>1907991
Would you mind sharing who revealed?
My internet has gone up the shitter so I can't check the archive

Anyone particularly notable?

>>1907999

>that feel when you have a lightbox and registry paper
>that feel when they come by your house, giving you the puppy eyes as they ask if they can borrow them

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>>1907937
Basically I'd become a DJ in Manehattans underground clubs, playing stuff like IDM and minimal techno. Through my work I'd eventually meet and befriend Vinyl Scratch and we'd start a project and make tons of music together. Out of which a single one recieves tons of praise and becomes BNM on Pony Pitchfork
Then we'd fall in love and move to ponyville or something
tfw boring shitty fantasy

>>1907949
So, is that thing... really just very long interactive greentext about waifufagging Pinkie?

Because that's pretty autistic

>>1907981
We'd play Batmare.
I can impersonate almost any character, but I suppose I most resemble The Penguin dohoho.
If they wanted to play, we'd play.

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>>1907767
I've ERP'd ponies

With OCs

and I've fleshed out the character and everything

>>1908010
Sparkler and Ross is the best pairing
Jr and TAW is the one I'm looking forward to the most

>>1907949
Didn't he said something about stoping after the third or forth one to keep it short because otherwise it would become pretty damn autistic.

>>1908019
>that feel when you've considered erping as your own OC

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I don't want to go to Equastria, get a pone waifu or even a friend. I'm a kissless virgin, not even holding hands, and it doesn't bother me.

However, *the fact* it doesn't bother me DOES bother me.

>>1907969
Oh my, I couldn't.I just won't feel right letting her take care of our needs. Of course, she'll probably not take no for an answer, and once she's forced the money onto me I'll just have to treat her as an extra special somepony.

My alternate fantasy is that instead of beign tuend to pones, my 2 ponyfag friends and myself go to Equestria as humans and proceed on our quest to woo all our respective waifus, while wreaking a brolocaust on horseland

>>1908013
>playing stuff like IDM and minimal techno
As well as the SONG THAT YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH AND REVEAL TO YOUR MUSICAL WAIFU RIGHT?

AND SHARE IT WITH ME AT LAST

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So much work to do

And this is me right now

>>1908023
That was what he wanted to do
The one after getting oral from Pinkie in the bakery was supposed to be the last one and he would have tried with the rest of the mane cast.
Clearly something happened during that one that made him change his mind
Probably high demand

>>1908020
>Jr and TAW
This is a match made by the go-

>Sparkler and Ross
AHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
YES.
>Ross drawing Jessy's OC

>>1908042
You're three little girls?

>>1908035
She won't take no for an answer, but it's not like she's not doing it for a good reason. If you have more spare time you can concentrate on your education, and she thinks that's the most important thing in the world.

You can be study buddies.

>>1908010
>>1908020
There was also Rose/Squeak and Nathan/ElSlowMo

>>1908020
>Jr and TAW is the one I'm looking forward to the most
I just really really hope the SFW fic he's doing won't include anon. Or Twidash

>>1908046
...how long is it now? How autistic has it gotten?

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>>1908040
FUCK

>>1908002

You'd really want to live a life constantly on the run from ponies who fear and hate you, even though you only want to help them?

You'd really want to be a monster, whispered of in tales from horrified ponies who've never seen violence and destruction on that scale before?

>>1908051
Yes

With writer's block

There's a song in there somewhere

>>1908059
Puny ponies.

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>>1907767
>I have actually imagined what it would be like if me and my little sister turned into ponies and came to Ponyville.

so do we keep our life and current skill set that we have when we turn into a horse, or can we just invent new ones?

I could probably apply to fly one of these dirigibles. i think i possess enough theoretical knowledge to fly a lighter than air machine.

>>1908056
I don't think Jr has done any TwiDash, actually. I hope this changes that, but...

Also yeah, I basically never choose to write 2nd person any more. Honestly I'm kinda sick of it stylistically. I don't mind writing it on requests because people enjoy them, but it gets pretty samey.

>>1908055
>Squeak
>ElSlowMo
Er, this is going to sound pretty bad, but who are they?

>>1908047
>>1908047
>>1908047
AAHAHHAHA
SPARKLER AND ROSS
AAHHAAH
AHAHAHHA
[SPOILER]HA_________________

>>1908057
I don't know
I never followed them
And now I'm kinda afraid to look

>>1908071
http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Squeak-anon

Elslowmo is just RustyDooks

>>1907803
>Oviposition fics
Where!?
Gief!

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>>1908013

>>1908056
Did Jr confirm he was doing a SFW pic then?

>>1908057
Six parts.
Part 7 is the last I think

>>1908053
Having someone to pull me back on track when I get bored and lose focus would be very helpful indeed

Moreso if she provided enough incentives
Like a hug

>>1908083
Just greentext, I'm afraid. I don't usually save them, but I might have it kicking around in my unsorted folder, let me check. If not, hopefully someone else'll post it for you.

>>1908071
>not knowing Squeak
Well he is an oldfag that wrote some stuff.
Traveler, Number 12 and some other stuff like Caralight.
He disappeared for a long while and came rarely around here.
He's been showing up more and more lately.

Also his dog dying made a huge shitstorm around here

>>1908088
I haven't had any word from Jr yet, I dunno what he's doing.

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>>1908084
ggnfggfgfsg

>>1908081
Wait, what's Nathan going to write about? Dooks hardly draws anything.

>>1908035
>3 ponyfag frat boys wander around ponyville looking for mares to pick up
>HEY DUDE CHECK OUT THAT SWEET HORSE ASS
>AWW YEAH, SHE'S WINKING AT ME MOTHERFUCKER

Pfftthahahaha

>fantasies
I fantasies all you fags get DROPPED for being so autism
#disssss

you too Cease_

>>1908090
She'll give more than a hug if you do well. You might even get a nuzzle if you ace her practise tests.

The night after the proper thing, though, you won't sleep a minute. Both of you will be far too busy talking about what answers you got and giggling when you found you got the same ones. Come morning, you'll realise just how close she's been wiggling towards you....

>>1908083
Greentext is fine! Anon want!

>>1908095
September 2011 fag here. Have I been blind and unlucky, or am I past when we came here often?

>>1907997
>Taking CMC back to their homes the next morning.
>One on your shoulders, two walking beside you.
>Singing Disney songs as you march down the path.
>You, and three little girls loudly harmonize: AND EVERY LAST INCH OF ME'S COVERED WITH HAIR!

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>>1908110
Go to bed Disil

>>1908095
>his dog dying made a huge shitstorm
Well to be honest both sides kinda overreacted a lot
I just laughed at them arguing. Felt bad for Squeak because losing a pet sucks even if it's a dog but kept my mouth shut

>>1908093
So just to be clear,
I'm not sure who my partner for the friend-off is.
Is there a thread floating around /mlp/ on the matter?

>>1908106
Lucky bastards...
I want a hot horse ass winking at me too...

>>1908110
Dizil work on your music

>>1908125
Wait you'll actually write something?
AHAHHAHAHAHA
Okay sorry but from what I understand you should have received an email
I'm not really sure how this works

>>1908125
You should've gotten an email

also, >you
>writing

>>1908125
>chistery
>trying to remember what you do
>confusing you for Scherzo

Holy shit im off the ball today

>>1908125
Huh, does Leth/whoever's organising have your email? I thought they were contacting the participants. At any rate, the partners aren't public; we only know who's got who from the people that have told us their partners. Give Leth a boop and ask him what's up.

>>1908125
You should have gotten an email.
If not, email Leth.
I don't know his address.
My registration email went straight to his spam folder, so I probably don't get a partner.

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>>1908120
it's 10:30 am though
ima make my mom a brunch meal in an hour
get dunked

>>1908132
I'm trying to install iLok for Pro Tools 10
it's being a faggot so it won't get started any time soon

derpy is a very ugly pony

>>1908142
Once upon a time I wrote regularly.
Then irregularly.
Then not at all.
I hope to get back to square one.

>>1908153
dizil what do you think of heavy fridge-core?

>>1908125
No. It's an MLPG event, not /mlp/.
E-mail Leth if you've got questions
http://www.fimfiction.net/friend_off_2
>>1908147
If you used the friendoff e-mail, Leth doesn't run that. He just uses the info he's given.

>>1908116
No man it was before the first summer hiatus.
He used to be here a lot in the early days. 2010- early 2011.
I think he stoped coming here frequent during summer? I'm not really sure.
He's the guy with the doctor who audio play if that helps

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>>1908073
>>1908047
>>1908020
I have no idea what to write of Ross' hand.

I don't even want to look at his work.

Help me out, guys.

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>tfw you'll never be as awesome as this guy...

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>>1908170
...
Some of his early works were kinda good.
Maybe a fic about how the rest of the mane cast complain about her bad breath?

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>>1907767

sometimes, I wish they had something like Art-Anon's druid deer in the show so I could be a cute little fawn.

>>1908165
Well, I emailed him personally about it, and he said the email went to his spam folder. We assume the same happened with my registration email.
I don't know why my email is detected as spam.

>>1908093
>>1908114
>>1908083
Afraid I might have oversold it, but I think this is what I was thinking of.
>>1902693

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>>1908159

So I take it every one of you here now fans of the fandom?

How it feels to be a brony?

>>1908178
I still can't believe that's Ross
Really. It actually looks pleasant. I mean I know that his ponies are kinda decent when compared to his humans but they are still shit.
That looks cute and nice

>>1908188
NOW WAIT, YOU FELLERS! HOLD IT!

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>>1908153
>Nvidia powered baby

>>1908194
FEELS GREAT
BROHOOF ME BRONY /)

>>1908170
I really missed you man <3

No one else is so willing to share SC2 feels

>>1908188
oh that. shame it's just a little bit right at the end.

>>1908202
Careful, somebody might take that seriously.

___________DORKS___________

>>1908170
There's that cute Rarity & Pinkie pic where they're playing Monopoly as pones

But that's not really your style

Alright guys
Should I try making a new fic so the artist stuck with me has something worth drawing?
I really don't know what I should do

>>1908202
(\
X33333333

>>1908215
It's still a shit ship

>>1908194
>fans of the fandom
How does that even work?

>>1908216
Who are you, and who are you partnered with?

Otherwise of course the answer is yes, if your previous work has nothing drawable

>>1908216
you should do what you like to do

>>1908216
Discuss it with him man
This is a collaborative effort.

>>1908183

>all the schoolfoals tease you behind your back about your big ears, or your skinny legs, or cloven hooves or tiny tail
>you hear fillies snickering about your big, girly eyes
>you start talking, and they're all utterly entranced by your accent

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>>1908215
>There's that cute Rarity & Pinkie pic where they're playing Monopoly as pones
Here you go.

>>1908229
Guess this'll do
I really don't want to let down Creepyanon

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okay, So I've managed to select the ponies (And spike) that I'll be using as digidestined
Tiny Pip: Leader
Spike: Second in command
Big Mac: Older and wiser member who tries to protect everyone else
Pinkie Pie: Fun Girl member
CMC: Tagalong kids.
Someone dressed up as Mare Do Well: Mysterious part time teammate.
I've got partners set up for Tiny Pip and Spike

and lastly, I've got three villain brackets set up on how threatening they are!
Minor: Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara, Trixie, and the Mind controlled Flim Flam brothers.
Moderate: Enraged/mind controlled Digimon, Regular Changelings, and Several Monsters.
Major: Time taken Discord (Before his first imprisonment), Chrysalis, and Mind Controlled Luna.

>>1908235
>all the boys are driven wild by your "exotic" accent
>your shapely, unique legs
>your tail that does ever so little to cover what hides beneath
>your Doe eyes, which they can so easily lose themselves in

If only.

>>1908222
>How does that even work?
You like the fandom more then the thing the media are fan about. Like you hated the MLP show but love all the fics and the fan community they based on.

>>1908216
Why don't you contact the guy you're paired with, see if he's having trouble or not, and ask him for ideas for a new story if he's not sure he can work with what he's got?

>>1908249
Whoa, what's this about?

>>1908244
He's in the Steam chat pretty often, if you need to talk to him

Who are you though? I'm fairly curious about what to expect from your collab

>>1908249
>Tiny Pip
You mean Pipsqueak?

>>1908256
Just ignore him.

>>1908253
> Like you hated the MLP show but love all the fics and the fan community they based on.
Or you like the show, but at the same time you like fanproduction and fandom more. This is more correct and more often example you can encounter in tis fandom.

>>1908258
A guy who so far only has quixotic Twilight fantasies
If this thing were held on June I;d have time to bring one of my more worthwhile idea to life, but for now I'll need to make something quick so he doesn't have to draw nothing but anon fucking purple pone

>>1908265
>in the General and some small parts of the fandom
FTFY

>>1908265
>tis
>tis
>tis
>>>/mlp/
>>>/ponychan/
>>>/b/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/first grade/

>>1908163
I used to listen to a lot of doom drone
it's enjoyable for me
I'm trying to get an Echoes of Yul in FLAC or at least v0 actually, but none exists

>>1908268
>so he doesn't have to draw nothing but anon fucking purple pone
Yeah I've never seen him draw porn before. You are in quite the predicament. You can work it out though, you have like, two weeks. Don't sweat it man!

Got a link?

>>1908153
OK that's it

I can't stand it anymore

I need to know the source of that gif

Throw me into the piss sea, I don't care, I just want to know

>>1908272
What? He clearly just typo'd and missed the "h" in "this fandom".
What's "tis" supposed to mean anyway, to invoke such a reaction? I've never run across it, except as a shortening of "it is".

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>>1908173
>guy

>>1908278
To what, purple pone?

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>>1908173
>guy