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Equus Venerabilis: >>1901200

In This Thread: Ponies Go to War.
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>rape
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>>1901200

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE BAYSE DRAWP MLPG?
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>rape
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*clink*
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>>1904134
war pones
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bed

must bed
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>hope
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For ponies to go to war, they need weapons. Anyone up to design a pony weapon?

Related: Is Rose on?
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>slope
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>burgers
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>>1903698
Oh, you jerk
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Did someone say Ponies Make War?
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Bug pone is a very evil pone.
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>>1904192

sleep = 0pone
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>>1904203

>Run/Rise
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Hey MLPG, I was streaming earlier and I did some drawing

thought I'd stop by and share
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>>1904192

She sure is sleepy.
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>>1904218
I like!
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>>1904195
Late breaking news from a few minutes ago: Rose hat us now.
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>>1904218
>that cheerilee
Adorable, she looks so happy
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>Old MLPG screencaps making there way to second rate "humor" websites

God fucking dammit.

http://www.socialsitefun.com/5-year-old-cousin-win.html
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>>1904231
I doubt that was Rose, or either was Rose not right in the head due to it being late.
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>>1904228
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>>1904217
>quadratic equasions
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>>1904228

2SLOW
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>>1904210
Only humans make war.
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>>1904256
And for retard reason with it.
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>>1904218
Would you party with Cherilee... Eighties style?
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wait what the fuck why did nobody tell me there's gonna be more discord?
Fuck you guys, I am special and all should follow my will.
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>>1904218
oh darn, I should have spoilered or saged since protoman isn't pone.

sorry about that

anyway, the twilight needs a bit of an explanation: someone requested that I draw Twilight "lagging through a wall".

I didn't get it either. All of these were requests, except for the AJ.
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>>1904218
Well time to listen to Protomen songs now
>Rarity with Glasses
I DEMAND MORE
Also that Twilight is cute
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>>1904253
Great. Now I gotta have to make a My Little Sandraker.
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>>1904267
have you been living under a rock for the past few months?
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>>1904270
I think it's time to go to bed friend.
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>>1904272
man those are old as fuck
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>>1904275

We always need more Pony Shazbot.
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>>1904264
>80s cheerilee
did that fapfic ever get finished?
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>>1904292
The one with the penis?
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>>1904278

actually yes, i just returned to the generals a week ago or so

but really though holy shit i cant wait holy fuck
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>>1904218
whoa I never noticed how big the eyes are actually supposed to be
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Damnit Leth i forgot about the lovey dovey talk in this episode. curse your suggestion
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>>1904301
There may have been penis involved. As I recall, the concept was pitched as
>80s, cheerilee is going off to college in the big city after living in ponyville (small town) her whole life
>ends up getting fucked up on coke and exploited at a disco
shit like that.
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>>1904264
80s style?

All that comes to mind is 16 Candles.
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>>1904311
yeah, pony eyes take up the majority of the pony's head
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>tfw I'm getting my first apartment on Monday and moving out

I CAN PONE AS HARD AS I WANT

I CAN GO TO THAT MLP PROJECT GATHERING ON SATURDAY

I CAN FAP TO PONES ANYTIME I WANT

I CAN PUT MY PONY POSTER UP

and since no girls will ever come over to see my apartment, I can put my pony action figures on my bookshelf ;_;
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>>1904335
just like one of my japanese animes!
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I am going to make a list of fics that I wish to see written, and I don't care who reads it.
1. Anon X Full Retard Derpy. Maybe cartoon-style retarded. But definitely retarded.
2. Anon's waifu preferably Pinkie is corrupted by Chrysalis, and he gives in and is corrupted by the both of them.
3. Anon spends the night in Sweetiepire's castle. This one doesn't have to be sexual.
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>>1904340
Congrats, anon. Enjoy your new life of independence and pone!
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Its almost sad to see a man break down like this.

He chose to pander to the bronies on dA/tumblr/skype for the attention and in the end that is what destroyed him.
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>>1904348
i have a similar list
i'm stealing that first one
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>>1904195

Single pone ballistics for anyone outside unicorns would be pretty weird, at least if you want it mobile.

Perhaps some form trigger that's pulled by a bit, or the tail.

How're you guys doing, by the way? This still a floating boat?
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>>1904321
i think partying 80's style involves a lot of cocaine
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>>1904340

>action figures

You can call them dolls anon, it's okay.
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>>1904340
>going to meet ups
>buying pony merch
Brony plz continue doing what you want with your time and money
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>>1904354
>Fluffy
>Reacting reasonably to anything
>Ever
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>>1904340
That actually sounds great.

Who gives a fuck if no women will be over?
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>>1904292
>>1904318
But yeah, does anyone remember what I'm talking about? Because I really want that fapfic now :(
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>>1904340
Enjoying cooking all your meals for yourself and not having others pay your rent. I wish I had the money to move out.
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>>1904340
i am jell. you get to leave your horse dildos around without worry.
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>>1904356
Holy, fuck, my ploy worked.
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>>1904348
Is her castle a bouncy castle?
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>>1904354
Fluffy was never cut out for the internet.
He was a decent enough guy, the seekrit club was the best place to watch episodes for as long as it existed, but god damn he could not "take things in stride".
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>>1904348
Well there's that fic where anon rapes retard Derpy
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>>1904382
I remember when we were talking about that, but I don't remember if anyone agreed to do it.
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>>1904400
what?
WHERE?
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>>1904354

Dear god.

This is just pathetic. I don't think I can read that shit. Fluffy is no longer considered one of us.
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>>1904395
>>1904374
>>1904354
Does he have Skype?
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>>1904400
Didn't that backfire for him?
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>>1904401
It's not on clopsort. I could have sworn somebody said he was gonna do it. Maybe not.
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>>1904382
I remember it being talked about here, and someone might have said they were going to take a crack at it, but not well enough to say for sure.
I hope someone did, I do really like the idea.
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>>1904406
>talks about adding people on skype
>"does he have skype"
do you even read?
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>>1904395

Hey, he wanted to be popular, and that's what he got, popularity with bronies.

We appreciated his work, but I guess that wasn't enough, he expects us to all flock to his art streams and cap that shit at 50. He made his bed.
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>>1904404
http://pastebin.com/4gmUNTyN
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>>1904392
it should be
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>>1904364
I hide it well. Nobody knows except my best friend who's driving down this saturday to go to the event with me to laugh at the autists.

>>1904375
YA! TOTALLY! ;_________:

>>1904387
Drunk teenagers hit me with their parent's car. I'm rich now.

>>1904388
>horse dildos
I have a flesh light, queer.
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>>1904417
>greentext
>fic
oh fuck right off, I meant a real story
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>>1904348
all of those ideas are stupid. here is what i want.

1. futa rarity forcing spike to wear sweetiebelles dresses
2. futa rarity forcing caramel to wearing panties
3. futa rarity brutally rapes anon
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>>1904392
Aw, jeez...
I've been working on a Sweetie Dracula fic, and that would have been a great idea.
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>>1904417
>raping retards
Oooh, one of the first text stories I ever masturbated to was about raping retards. lel.
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>>1904413
Right, stupid question. Sorry.

Really, what I was going to is, does any body have him now on Skype, before he went loco?
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>>1904354
has he been on the general lately?
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>>1904424
>congratulate anon on his new life
>replies to everyone except me
I see how it is.
Have fun anyway
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>>1904429
the second one was done but without futa
it was pretty amazing
you sure do like futa rarity
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>>1904437
i don't think he's been here for a long time
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>>1904424
>Drunk teenagers hit me with their parent's car. I'm rich now.
Seriously, this is the best gig ever. I wish some rich drunk teenagers would break one of my legs ;_;
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>>1904424
>I have a flesh light
>calling another person a queer
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>>1904348
>>1904429
Every idea is good.
We need more writers.
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>>1904416
>wanted huge popularity
>gets it
>WAAAAHHHHH FUCK EVERYTHING

I just don't know anymore.
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>>1904436
I did, but he unfriended me at some point and never added me back. C'est la vie. I think Leth has him though.
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>>1904452
i'm sorry
i'm trying to get back to work
i think it's hard to keep writers here when we scare them away during the day
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>>1904448
Hell ya it's awesome. I just bought plane tickets to New York a few minutes ago because I was bored and realized I've never been there.
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>>1904424
>Drunk teenagers hit me with their parent's car. I'm rich now.
that sucks, at least it seams to be working out for you. How bad were you hurt
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>>1904455
Good, the worst thing would be to lose all contact with him. He's not right in the head, he needs support.
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>>1904437
Not under his name, no.
He's gone anon before though, so there is definitely a chance.
plz respond fluffy, i miss you
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>>1904407
Horribly.
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>>1904461
Wow. How much did you rake in?
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>>1904424
>Drunk teenagers hit me with their parent's car. I'm rich now.
wat
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>>1904416
>>1904453
Well he wanted us to like him. And we did, but not vocally enough I guess (didnt he freak out when only four people watched him stream?). And then some of his projects started getting attention from bronies, who he has always hated. I guess he was stuck somewhere between getting the attention he wanted, and not wanting to get it from them. Then I guess everything went to shit.
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>>1904463

I think he's a little too far gone for that. This wasn't really our doing anyway.
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>>1904461

How much total did you get?
Also, word of warning, don't fucking splurge it all. You know those stories where lottery winners go broke within a few years? Yeah. Don't do that.
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>>1904452

Does the writing have to be sexual? I've been meaning to get some practice in before the may-mester lets out.
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>>1904473
He probably sued them for damages and such.
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>>1904459
I can't stand it.
I don't write at all, but fuck are people harsh on the very idea of fanfiction.
I have no idea when this started.
But if anyone can write retarded Derpy sex, it's you.
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>>1904462
Torn meniscus, glass inside my mouth/hair/skin, lacerations from the seatbelt, broken toes, broken nose, chipped teeth, broken fingers, etc.

But now I have a new straight white smile, a smaller nose (had a jew nose before) and my wounds are all healed with no scars. And girls actually think I'm more attractive than before since I've been working out.

Getting hit by a car was the best thing to ever happen to me.
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>>1904483
>don't fucking splurge it all
Seriously. Hey >>1904461. Listen the fuck up. Put at least 50% of your newfound cash in the bank and dont touch it. Set a portion aside for rent for the next year at least. Set another aside for emergencies. Have fun with the rest.
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>>1904477
>(didnt he freak out when only four people watched him stream?)
I think he might've flipped a bit, but a lot of that was just hear-say iirc.
Dude popped up a few days later saying "Yo guys wtf u doin" iirc.
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Just finished H&HD, suggestions for next horse? also if this annoys anyone ill stop, im just horribly indecisive
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>>1904490
i thought someone else already claimed that idea a while ago
i don't think i'd be able to make it come off as anything other than horribly offensive, even though the idea of a first time with a retarded girl is kind of cute
but... also rapey
i don't really like full on rape, just blurred consent
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>>1904477
>didnt he freak out when only four people watched him stream?
yes, but he didn't even announce on the general that he was streaming, so that was really more his fault
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should I hit the hay or should I draw some requests for you guys?

I know I should try to get to bed, but that energy drink and half bag of extra flaming hot cheetos I downed earlier today aren't exactly helping that situation right now.
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>>1904501
>>1904483
I put 10,000 in a savings account, and I'm using 33,000 dollars to go to art school and become a cartoonist.
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>>1904508
Oh man, that sounds delicious.

You should draw Pinkie and Rarity doing something cute, we need more art of them.

>>1904504
Applebuck Season
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>>1904508

draw!
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>>1904498
>Getting hit by a car was the best thing to ever happen to me.
Could there be any statement that describes late 20th early 21st century America better than this?
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>>1904504
HWE
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>>1904508
Go to bed, you'll draw ten times better in the morrow.
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>>1904446
post link you niggersexual
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>>1904522
no

no there really couldnt be
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DRAW ME A PONY

WITH 8 LEGS
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>>1904517
Art Institutes is not an art school
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>>1904502
>>1904477

I only had like four or five people watching me the other night.

I was happy I had that many, because like three other people were streaming too.

>>1904354

It really sucks watching this happen to him. I thought he was a pretty likeable guy, honestly.
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>>1904537
This, if it's art institutes just skip it.
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>>1904484
More people contributing is always good.
I haven't actually read a nonsexual fanfic in months, though, they're definitely less well received around here, although there's still plenty of appreciation for a good story.

I used to read fanfiction fairly often, but after reading through all of FOE in like 3 days I'm pretty much completely burnt out on anything that isn't printed on paper
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>>1904504

Hurricane 2.3 and Sisterhooves Social for back to back
>feels
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>>1904522
Being an American, I must say that, that was fucking hilarious.
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>>1904537

A-fucking-men.
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>>1904533
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/21155/Caramel%27s-Entrapment
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>>1904517

Hell yeah motherfucker.
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>>1904505
I thought it was you who added to a "list" when it was mentioned in this thread.
I also thought that was a list of things to write.
I'm very presumptuous.
I hate rapefics. But this could be fun. She'd be so simple and enjoy herself so much....
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>>1904539
He is likable, he just needs to get his shit together.
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Would pones like Meshuggah?
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>>1904490
People on 4chan have always been pretty harsh against fanfiction, mostly because of the mountains of shit we see over on fanfiction.net.

Most if not all of the authors we get (or have gotten) through here have been above average at the very least, even if trolls and haters say otherwise.
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>>1904354
Wait, so he's raging because he's got 350+ begging him to do stuff and be their "friend"

>Blames the community for not having enough "real friends"
>Thinks you can't be popular in a fandom and enjoy the content
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>>1904537
>have spent nearly $100,000 on college courses
>go to Art Institute but end up switching majors twice
>dropout
Well, at least I went.
>no student loans
And there's the upside.
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Art-anon, how do you feel about the fact that fluffy ponies are now just used for torture and scat porn?
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>>1904554
well, it's on my list of cool ideas that shoul be written by someone
it might be me
but mostly i'd just like to see someone else do a sexy story for once
it's hard to enjoy that shit when you write it yourself
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>>1904563
Would pones like Meshugga Beach Party?
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>>1904563
haha, why is that reposted so often?
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>>1904568
>Spending that much
>At Art Institute
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>>1904544
already watched Hurricane 2.3, but ill do Sisterhooves after applebuck season
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>>1904578
Because 80s pone is best pone.
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>>1904570
Ya know

I may not agree with a lot in this fandom or whatever you want to call it but I at least understand it on some level

I don't understand this at all
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>>1904584
Applebuck Season is best season.
>tfw wheat worms
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>>1904575
Not the Meshuggah I know.
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>>1904583
Also switched schools.
Twice.
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>>1904578
Because Twilight done up as a punk is awfully cute.
You should draw more.
Maybe her moshing with Dash even.
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>>1904539
he was a pretty likable guy even if he did flip out from time to time, he did many streams and pics for the general, then he started paying attention to the rest of the fandom and, well, this happened
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>>1904575
This exists?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylKmC4EiFWE
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>>1904599
Was he the one who saw someone wearing his shirt with one of his vectors on it?
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>>1904595
>he doesn't listen to Judaic-themed surf rock
plebby pleb!
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>>1904612

That'd be the guy.
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>>1904575
Oh shit, I actually know the bassist from that group.
Met 'im over a bass forum. Dude's pretty cool.
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>>1904606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc98u-eGzlc&ob=av3n
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>>1904572
Well, I've been working on my first ever fic over the last week or so.
I'm always on the verge of writing ideas I have, but I wouldn't dare try to write a fapfic because I've never even had sex.
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Why do they need CEO retinas if they just can smash the wall, and get the iridium ?
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>>1904612
yep
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>>1904599
I just want to talk to him, offer my advice and support. But now's not the time for new people to enter in his life.

It sucks not being able to do anything to help other than not post to him.
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Is anyone from yester...today... the previous two games still here?
My sleep cycle is blows to shit and I was hoping I could get some thoughts on them so I know what to do with V0.10
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>>1904628
Believe me, you're not the only one who doesn't write clop because of a lack of experience.

I know that feel well.
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>>1904612
Yeah.
It was a shipping piece of Lyra and Bonbon, and it was some landwhale fatass dude with a acne riddled face who was wearing it.
God, I still feel sorry for him...
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>>1904570

I don't feel. There's nothing TO feel anymore.

>>1904590

Don't try to understand it. Just walk away.
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>>1904628
to be fair, it's not like the experience of real sex is anything like what people enjoy reading about
well, most people, anyway
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Post-Avant Jazzcore is better than Dreamfunk.
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>>1904652
>>1904628
>that feel
>ponies and wasting your life on 4chan are only making it worse
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>>1904632
I just want to give him a hug.
Poor bastard never asked for this...
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>>1904652
nathan plz go
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>>1904637
every time things like this come up it makes me sad I never had an opportunity to play these ;_;
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>>1904637
I think you should let more fucking people play you assfuck
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>>1904637
Sheffield here
more elaboration on magic might be good
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>>1904663
Witch House is better than either of those.
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>>1904652
I have no experience and that never stops me. Maybe it should, I don't know.
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>>1904654

Oh, yuck...!
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>>1904666
No u, Satan
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>>1904654

Why? It's not Fluffy who's the disgusting fat failure.
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>>1904676
oh fuck off, just because some guy's overweight is no reason to give him a hard time for liking something
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>>1904670

>more elaboration

Well, along with the initial telekinesis, unicorn casters can choose to specialize in a school of magic of their choosing?
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>>1904668
he ran one where he didnt limit the number of people and we had like 8 or so players
it was too much
but i did get to destroy an alter and possibly doom equestria so i had fun
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>>1904656
At any rate, sexy stories probably aren't the easiest subject to START writing at...
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MESHUGGA BEACH PARTY IS ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS EVER OH MY GOODNESS
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Would you indulge pone in her pussy-pumping kink?
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>>1904684
No, fuck you, as a 300 lb landwhale-in-training, it's a perfectly valid reason to criticize someone.
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>>1904684
do you understand what we're talking about anon
that was a grown man wearing a shirt about a fan made lesbian couple from a show for children
the fat and acne just made things worse
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>>1904667
>>1904668
I've been running games for 20+ hours straight now spanning six threads. One of them was completely open to all and I opened up an extra slot in another to let new people join in.
I'm trying my best guys. Those games just become really slow and awkward to run with many players.
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>>1904689
He's just an impatient fuck who can't juggle more than a few faggots
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>>1904629
i thought it was bullshit but the guy said they needed a "distraction". the avengers might have gone to stop them if they noticed the explosion. still kinda bullshit i say because at that point in the movie loki was more powerful than everyone.
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>>1904690
eh, they kind of are, because the plot doesn't require much elaboration beyond dressing for the sex
and the sex being the pivotal event gives you a story arc for the whole progression of the narrative
i'm not saying i encourage people to start with writing porn, but it's not a terrible idea
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>>1904705
I am fucking amazed you guys lasted this long.
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>>1904675
Well, they say that writers ARE supposed to write based on what they know. The one time I've ever written a sex fic it was a YugoxEvangelyne fic that took place during the celebration over Nox's defeat, and even then I skipped over the more intimate stuff.
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>>1904668
As someone who's GM'd for 9 people that is a terrible idea.
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There was that funny thing about falling emsleeep in the middle of the quest, did I miss anything un the Dnd?
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>>1904703
How does being fat make you any more qualified to criticize other fat people.

I'm not expecting a rational reply to this, but for the record, anyone with this opinion is retarded.
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>>1904705
Oh I wasn't criticizing you on that front I just meant in general, never played them

I'd love to play one but I haven't been around which is why ive been missing them
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>>1904693
Glad you like it. I posted this on mlpg like a month ago, and got a positive reaction, since you're enjoying your judaic themed surf rock have some surf rock about the O. J. himself.

http://wefuckinglovemusic.blogspot.com/2009/08/va-jesus-christ-surferstar-2003.html
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>>1904723
Self hate?

Who's a better person to hate someone than that person hm/herself?
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MLPG, let me go to sleep.
Please.
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I sacrifice

>>1904723
and
>>1904725

To tribute summon Pumpking in attack position and end my turn.
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>>1904719
All I do is greentext.
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>>1904712
I see right through you.
You want someone else to write so you can actually masturbate to it.
Maybe someday...
Maybe someday soon...
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>>1904738

I set one monster card face down on the field and end my turn.

Come at me bro.
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>>1904738
Thats a useless card.
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>>1904732
well, I'm a bit biased, if you catch my drift, but thanks!

I love me some beach rock, as well as Jesus Christ Super Star
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>>1904652
>>1904675
>>1904628
>>1904656
>>1904690

I have a confession to make... I've never had sex either.
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>>1904738
That was a fun cartoon.
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>>1904705
yeah its nice
and all
sure
but you keep letting the same 5 people play
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>>1904745
I'm not sure if that counts or not.
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CATCH YOUR DREAM, AND SHACKLE IT TO YOUR HEART
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>>1904751
I attack your face down card with Pumpking king of ghosts.
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>>1904761
Hold up, are you saying you wrote that?
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>>1904637
I think it may help to explain a little bit about how magic works and how different races achieve its use. I think people might get the wrong idea about needing a horn to be a mage.
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>>1904750
that's a blunt way of putting it, but that's not the motivation behind me encouraging someone other than me to write things
if you want to see it that way, i'm more than happy to back you up though
taw should just write all my requests, but he's too busy...
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>>1904737
Sorry, but misery loves company
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I can't handle it, MLPG. I'm going to end my life. No girl has ever given me the time of day, I still live with my parents at 34, I'm in unmeasurable debt from unpaid credit card bills and student loans for a college I dropped out of.

I want to die. There is nothing to be happy about. I have a gun that will kill me swiftly and painlessly. I have no online or IRL friends, so that's why I'm telling you guys.
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>>1904770
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>>1904778

...yes. And this.
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>>1904788
I fucking quit
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>>1904788
That fucking hack, man.
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>>1904786

Don't.
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>>1904786
Fuck off.
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>>1904786
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>>1904786
>massive student debt
Oh no you don't, faggot, you need to pay that money back!
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>>1904687
Right now they get two spells + telekinesis
>>1904670
Would some form of a mana system, rolling table or added spell descriptions help?
>>1904689
I think it was 9. DM2 went to 11
>>1904706
The thing is the game slows down to crawl when I try to manage the actions of so many players, and it runs a higher risk of me missing someone's action or just forgetting to give them anything to do.
>>1904717
So am I.
>>1904767
>>1904725
I know and I feel horrible about it, but that storyline just keeps dragging on and on. I did let new people in today, but I run it as first come first served for the sake of fairness.
However I do think we should have a game with just new players in it.
Possibly next week once the Ironhide campaign is over.
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>>1904788
Oh thank god, I thought it was that weird worm thing with a hand on it's tail.
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>>1904786
If you're not dead there's always the potential to make your life better, but it requires action. I know that's hard to hear, and that obstacles abound in every direction, but if you have the will left in you to scream at the futility of your situation, you have the will to fight it.

I'm sorry shit sucks. I can't make it better, but I can wish for you to do so, and I can give you a pat on the back if you decide to. I hope you change your mind and that you help things look up from there.
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>>1904791
>>1904761
Damn. Impressive feat Anonymous 11.

Can you give me a better name to call you please?
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>>1904786
Oh look. It's this guy again.
Coming back to, once again, pretend he's killing himself so people on an anonymous image board will pay attention to him.
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>>1904738
I love yu gi oh
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>>1904807
Please keep us posted, I've never played so I'd love to get in with other new people so I don't wreck it for the experienced players
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>>1904791
Well damn. How are the last five posts on this?
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dun dun dudun
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>>1904807
Why not run it over IRC?
It'd be a lot easier to handle commands because you can have one room for table chat and another for actual RP commands.
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You and a pone of your choice go on a late night food run. WHO DID YOU PICK AND WHERE DO YOU GO?

Looks like Scoots and I are gonna hit these shady Mexican taco trucks.
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>>1904778
>>1904791

You're not that far off. Of course, sex in writing has to be exaggerated to keep it exciting, but take it from someone who has had sex and made love multiple times, I can see no real problems in your stuff.
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>>1904825

just a cartoon, faget
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>>1904807
Has anyone taken the greese+fire spell combo?
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this too
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>>1904807
Added spell descriptions and roll table, I guess
Right now I've just been interpreting my character as specialising in 2 fields of magic and being able to do anything within those fields

Like teleporting a whole skyship

So might want to add something like making such fuckery only possible with a 8/9 roll
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>>1904791
What else did you wrote? I take it you wrote this as well? If you did wrote this, can you finish it?
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>>1904820
It's hard to "wreck" an RPG; the only way you can really do that is by not trying. What makes an RPG isn't the ability of the group to efficiently roll dice, it's playing your characters with each other.
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>>1904807
If you're going to do a mana system, I might suggest you look to the Psionic's Handbook. It's a retarded class, but the Power Point distribution/growth per level isn't a completely foolish concept.
Or you could look to any other Point system, I suppose.
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>>1904788
I activate my trap card. Pumpking is discarded for it's effect.

Wait... shit.
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>>1904761
For the record, -I- have.

Now, there's little accounting for individual style and all that, but do you all as readers think that actually makes a difference? Because I don't. I believe a good writer can "fake it."
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>>1904831

>in a party
>using grease at all

Yeah sure it's cool when it catches on fire but that shit is a pain in the ass for everyone else.
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>>1904818
you still taking requests?
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so Rose left (again?). that's... that's cool
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>>1904786
I really just want to tell you to fuck off and do it but really

you're probably serious
and i don't want anyone to fucking die
please dont
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>>1904837
That was made by multiple people. I'm not Lyra anon but I was one of them.
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>>1904852

God. Shut the fuck up
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>>1904786
NO

FAGGOT

NOW WE'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR DEBT THROUGH TAX MONEY

FUCK YOU
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>>1904830
your pretty cool
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Oh you guys were talking about Fluffy. I talked to him yesterday after he finally came back.

From what I can tell he's tired of ponychanners and tumblr bronies sending him horrible garbage all the time, and believe me they do send you horrible, terrible things constantly on tumblr.

He said he only wanted to be popular so he could make some cool art friends, but he never actually made any, or many at all. He's pretty much decided since doing things pony-related hasn't been fun that he's just going to go draw some other stuff for now.

I hope he'll find his muse and decide to do some more stuff someday, he has told me he'd still be willing to draw some stuff with some of you other artfags, but other than that he's pretty much done with MLP art now.

Just cut the guy some slack, MLPG. He's really a pretty cool guy when you actually take the time to take to him instead of just assuming things. He just really thinks people want to be his friend right now just to become brony popular rather than to actually be bros with him.
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>>1904852
wut. what happened?

besides, we all know she'll come back.
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>tfw MLPG hats us
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>>1904863
I see.
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>>1904852
>Someone doesnt post 24/7
>"Oh no they left forever what ever shall we do"
Just shut the fuck up already.
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>>1904852
they always leave
why are we so terrible
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>>1904786

Don't forget to blame ponychan
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>>1904839
Well yea, but it'd also make me feel better about not knowing things if neither did anyone else, also wouldn't want to slow things down
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>>1904872
I was the "mighty scepter" post and one or two others.
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>>1904786
before you kill yourself buy a 1 way ticket here and try this out

http://www.icenews.is/index.php/2008/05/20/animal-brothels-legal-in-denmark/
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>>1904869
never hated the guy. but if he's doing better by now doing MLP stuff, then good for him.
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>reading the inventory list
>knives and daggers

...Is there a difference?
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>>1904875
>Just shut the fuck up already.

but she said that was the last sleepy pony we'd ever see
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>>1904849
That's why you cast it on the enemy, or when you need to style for your mane for a date.
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>>1904892
Probably stats.
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>>1904826
Because then it kinda loses the whole point of why I made it in the first place.
>>1904820
One of the most notable characters so far has been a bard whole instrument was farts. It's hard to wreck a game as long as everyone has fun with it.
>>1904835
>>1904840
Right. Looks like V0.10 is going to the Expanded Magic upgrade.
I might as well do a whole ability overhaul while I'm at it, giving some indication as to what a critical use of that ability might be like, etc.
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>>1904890
>http://www.icenews.is/index.php/2008/05/20/animal-brothels-legal-in-denmark/

Not him, but I'm the rich guy from earlier in the thread.

I'm thinking of doing this.
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>>1904907

Except there are no stats in this ruleset, everything is determined by post numbers alone.
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>>1904869
As I suspected. I hope he returns soon with a clear head.

I would also totally take the position of responding to replies on his Tumblr and dA accounts in his stead. From your description, this is getting out of hand.
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>>1904738
uhhhhh...

You know what, yeah. I have card games on the brain now since mlpg brought them up, but I'll take a request, sure.
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>>1904890
>a flourishing business in which people pay in order to have sex with animals

no reaction image would do my destroyed face justice
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>>1904916
>>1904890
Fucking hell.

There really is a market for anything.
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>>1904923
Knives are probably for slashing while daggers are for stabbing.
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>>1904869

Fluffy has always misread internet situations. He always thinks everyone hates him, or is being insincere.

The dude needs to lighten up.
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>>1904929

You could draw AJ as Yugi and Rarity as Pegasus, that'd be neat to see.
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>>1904890
>they don't even specify what animals they offer

FUCK YOUR SHITTY ARTICLE

I WANT TO KNOW IF I CAN FUCK A HORSE
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>>1904929
>that picture
EVERY TIME
RAGE
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>>1904890
If he's going to kill himself, why not do it where he's living right now?
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>>1904914
if i could just get into another game i'd make another fun character but i just never get the chance
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>>1904892
Ask an outdoorsman, I think he can give a more detailed explanation.
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>>1904929
the absolute best thing about that pic is that the baby is floating in some kind of aquarium. her stomach is some kind of aquarium? like that is clearly water. it has bubbles
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>>1904916
Dude, what the fuck did we tell you about splurging? You're going to be broke in a fucking week with the amount of ponies you're inevitably going to want to fuck.
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>>1904892
Knives is for choppan
Dagger for stabban
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>>1904956
Why would you rage over that? It's hilarious.
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>>1904975
>>1904946

Yeah, I suppose that makes sense.
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>>1904852
Oh hey, we're talking about Rose too? She didn't leave. She went to bed. She does sleep y'know?

You guys could try just y'know, not being all up in her business all the time.
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>>1904955

I'm sure they know a horse would be very popular. I mean, there are only so few animals who will want to fuck you without tearing off your dick.
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>>1904869
>He just really thinks people want to be his friend right now just to become brony popular rather than to actually be bros with him.
God damn I know that feeling all too well...
Still, I'd actually kinda like to hang out with Fluffy again. From the few times I've manage to make it into his stream I had a lot of fun, and the dude himself was fun to talk to. Seems like he'd be great to bro around with.
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I'm a cyber bully, pls halp.
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>>1904916
Just buy some land and have your own horses.
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>>1904929
flitter picking the twigs out of a roughed-up rumble's mane while cloudchaser applies band-aids to his assorted scrapes and bruises
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>>1905006

draw griffy
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>>1904957
but to get in equestria when you die you cant be a horsevirgin. celestia told me this herself.
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>>1905006
get molested. then you wont be so tough
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>>1905010
2nd
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>>1904761 >>1904791
By the way, have you seen the quest? Just wondering what you thought of it.
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>>1904891
>>1904924
>>1904947
I'm sure Fluffy will work things out. He just needs to figure it out for himself. If you really want to help him out just send him a message sometime and chat with him. I'm pretty sure he'd love to talk to people who aren't just there to blow smoke up his ass.
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>>1905010
YESSSSS
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>>1905009
2NDED
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>>1904998
experiences are always better in our head
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>>1904947
hes more chill now, in any case

also whats this about rose leaving?
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>>1905006
stop ur burriying
plzkthx
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>>1904929
Ooh! Think you could do this?
>>1904598
Particularly the "Punk!Twi moshing with Punk!Dash".
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>>1904998
I hate it when the artist don't draw her cutie marks as going all the way back.
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>>1904994
I don't, I was doubtful of those statements.

However I have to say, I am upset she has to go to bed from time to time. How dare she sleep like a normal person?
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>>1904850
oops, sorry for that, I didn't reply to the right post.

yeah, I'll draw requests for a little bit.
maybe like one or two.
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>>1904974
You could have children and a wife, a perfect little life, but you blow it on a bottle of wine.
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>>1904890
good advice rose. thanks, i think i will do this.
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>>1905000
He's a good guy. You should definitely go and add him on steam if you want to talk to him. I'm sure he'd appreciate just broing around with you guys.

I think he'd really like that.
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>Implying Rose can sleep
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>>1904979
Cease, have you heard this shit yet?
10/10 BNM
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>>1905018
I thought it wasn't wise to add him as a contact and see if he wants to talk? Wouldn't it be more wise for you to suggest people to him? A mass of people legitly wanting to help might ring off some bells to him.
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>>1905024

>actually fuck a horse
>it isn't nearly as good as you imagined it would be
>all interest in MLP:FiM mysteriously vanishes.

Don't let this happen to you. Keep the imagination alive.
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>>1905020
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>>1904951
>AJ as Yugi and Rarity as Pegasus
BLAH BLAH. TREE BRANCH BLAH.
BLAH BLAH MAKEOVER BLAH.
BLAH BLAH BLAH?
BLAH~
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>>1904815

I usually just call myself LyrAnon when I'm making my presence known - but you might know me by another name as well...

>>1904821

I'm not too into lactation, I'm afraid, but I don't see anything I'd call BAD writing. Just remember that you can get to a wider audience if you write in a way that lets them interpret what they're reading the way they wish - ambiguity can be your friend.

>>1904837
>>1904863
>>1904872
>>1904886

I posted once or twice in the original thread, and I've been telling myself that since I have the go-ahead from the other writefag/s who posted in it, that I should just go and make it into a proper greentext - but I keep chickening out. If I can find a time to start writing that makes it as spontaneous as the Lyra story was, I think that'd give the best results. A lot of that story's "success" was just having a good audience and a good pool of ideas to draw from.

>>1905017

Which one? There's a lot of quests going on at the moment. If you mean the Lyra quest, I haven't gotten a chance to read anything beyond the first session. If there's a pastebin or something where the rest of it is posted, I'd love to flip through it!
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>>1905053
...disregard the email field, tired.
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>>1904944
I don't doubt that. There IS also a market for animal bdsm toys. Wide range of animals too.
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Goodnight, MLPG.

I'm tired.

I danced at my sister's wedding for a good 2 hours straight, and everyone said I was the best dancer. I gave my sister the best toast there, I ate 7 large cupcakes, and got a girl's number.
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>>1905051
I have not
It looks ridiculous
If you're being serious I'll download and listen to it
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>>1905056
waaaaait, is that Rose or Daftykins?
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>>1905056
oh, this is nice
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>>1905018
Over what? Steam?
He still goes by Mixermike622 on Steam, right?

Also, he won't take offense to someone randomly trying to friend him?
Dude seems like he's under a lot of stress, and the last thing I want is to throw him in to a bad mood again...
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>>1905063
>clock and daggers at 5 AM
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how many horses back did leth post his journal entry?
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>>1905063
PART 1 PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/ACSQ11iw
PART 2 PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/vuDWd0gN
PART 3 PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/FHsBM3FS -- xxx rated, also some wtf
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>>1905074
Cease pls VOLT
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>>1905074
It's field recordings of /mu/ eating choco tacos
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>>1905086
>>1905053
This
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>>1905074
Fuck that. You should download the Jewish surf rock that was posted earlier in the thread.
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geez, just got hit with a wave of exhaustion, I'll do one sketch request, keep it simple plz

tis the irony of getting a good sleep schedule again: it messed with my art schedule.

I prefer to draw for late night threads, than day threads, but whatever.
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>>1905093
Last thread.
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>>1905073
tell us more about these cupcakes.
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>>1905010
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>>1905055
>Show ends
>Not many fans apart of it anymore
>Still fuck horses because of it
Have fun explaining your reasons as to why you still fuck horses.
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>>1905032
Is that pic real?
Like, not a troll
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which pony secretly wants larger wings?
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Ok, V0.10 to include expanded magic, a better explanation of abilities, and a guide to DMing.
If only I had more art to stick in them / get more skilled people to stick in there for me
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>>1905107
>>I prefer to draw for late night threads

aint you the sweetest, tanman
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>>1905110
They were plain flavored, moist, rainbow colored, and had either white or purple frosting.

I was dancing with one in each hand, eating and busting a move.
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guys her is my poyn hes nam eis hard rock
no hes talen tisnt rokcin hard (tho he lieks music two so he cn be veenils bf)
hes talnet is gettin hard
(but he has tiny penus lol)
(he als ohav a sekrit crush n big muc)
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>>1905110
That fucking hat
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>>1905132
Does he own a chain of restaurants?
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>>1905125

Rarity
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>>1905112
DAFTY YOU HOE. IF BEEN FOREVER SINCE YOU DREW HIM, HE MISSES YOU.
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>>1905107
>>1905028
Might be a bit more than just a simple sketch though, considering all the clothing and all that jazz.
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>>1905100
If you guys want to talk to Fluffy, but don't want to just swarm his steam I suppose you could try sending him a message on deviantArt. You'd have to try and make it so you don't look like a creepy brony stalker.

I don't know about you guys, but I usually just add people I think might be bros and just talk to them like I would anyone else. Don't over think it too much. Artfags are still people too.


Big brony artists might be dicks though, I know they certainly seem that way to me, but I haven't actually met too many I've thought would be fun to talk to so I can't really say for certain.
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>>1905090
I drawfag as well, if that helps narrow it down.

>>1905094
Thanks!
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>>1905095
what.

>>1905096
Oh.
Well now I don't have to listen to it.

>>1905102
I can't believe I am downloading this.
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>>1905142
he own sa chain of res-PONY-rants lol xd
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>>1905128

>including the guide in the same image

How fucking big are you wanting this to be? Maybe that she be its own separate thing?
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>>1904890
Dr.Slavica Mazak Beslic says:
December 7, 2011 at 10:12 am

Human Society is just a Rabble leading by 1% humans.1% humans are slaveholders,99% humans and 100% nonhuman animals are slaves.
Slaveholding is based in SPECIESISM .
If pedophyllia is illegal then how can be legal sex with animals if they are like a childrens .But this nonsense is possible ,LIKE ALL RESTS because SPECIESISM .Speciesism must end -or Human Society further will be just a Rabble and there are here more then 7 milliard ,they will eat each others very soon , because all animals and plant be extincted .Our Planet is dieing( diying) and because Speciesism.
Translation please?
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>>1905009
>"Geez, Rumble! You look like you got in a fight with a lawnmower."
>"It's-Ow!-It's not my fault! OW!"
>"You see, this is why we keep telling you not to play rough with your girlfriend."
>"SHE'S NOT MY-OW!"
>they both giggle to each other
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I just rewatched an episode from the first season (the ticket master) and I can't place my finger on it, but something definitely changed between the two seasons and I don't like it.
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>>1905182
I agree
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>>1905182
The characters are all over the place now and change from episode to episode.
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>>1905182
the animation got better for one
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>>1905182
It got less

Ultimate
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>>1905169
>SPECIESISM
Fuck, this word. First ableism, now specisim. These words are going to be the norm in 20 years.
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>>1905195
>First ableism, now specisim.

Specisim came first. It's a furry thing
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>>1905168
True that. The guide as is is already 4995 pixels tall.
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>>1905168
>>1905128
This is why I made mine more or less vertically scalable! That said, I was wondering if I shouldn't give race/class more space and info. I really truncated a lot of those details.
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>>1905210
You can just have a 5000x5000 text wall. If they're going to have to read it anyway the format won't really put anyone off it.
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FUCK WHITE PONIES.
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>>1905230
There are no white ponies in FiM.
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>>1905230
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just finished ABS and SS, suggestions on next horse mlpg?
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>>1905236
>grey
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>>1905227
Oh god no, fuck that noise.
Just because someone has to put up with something doesn't mean you can make it painful.

Go back to working for the government.
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>>1905230
>Implying you have a chance with this pony
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>>1905236
But Rarity is lightish grey.
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>>1905182
Actually, I just came back from a season 1 marathon with some IRL friends and I have a whole new respect for the first 11 episodes. There's something about them that seems a lot more genuine than the others.
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>>1905238
BG
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>>1905227
Well the DM half is not really something everyone needs to read, since it only concerns DMs.
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>>1905242
>implying that pony is white
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FUCK BLUE PONIES.
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>>1905227
Not everyone owns fuckhuge nerdscreen monitors.
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>>1905191
There's also the lack of focus on Twilight and the fact that they pander to the adult community somewhat. I still feel like I'm missing the key difference, though.
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>>1905130
There's just something different about them, the people are different, in a good way.

Besides, it might still be radically different from how things used to be way back when this all started on /co/, but it is nostalgic in a way, drawing in late night threads that is.

ugh, sorry guys, I'm plum tired now, I better hit the hay, I'll see what I can do about drawing for you guys tomorrow.

before I go, anyone want me to repost the cheeselegs pics I did last night for those who missed them?
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>>1905170

>Cloudchaser kisses each scrape once she's put a bandage over it, "to help it get better."
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>>1905169
why are people like this allowed to exist?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMANMIe0ZZI
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>>1905216

>race and class more info

Such as? They seem fine as is, unless you are thinking of incorporating the stats in there?
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quick, draw your favourite pone in paint as fast as you can
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>>1905264
The ponies seem a lot nicer to each other.
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>>1905267
Sure, I don't think I've seen them.
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>>1905267
>There's just something different about them, the people are different, in a good way.

It's because A) The kids are asleep, and B) No one is going to waste energy mindlessly shit posting with hate and meta at 2 AM in the morning.
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>>1905268
>Flitter finishes picking the twigs out of his mane, before pulling out a brush and lovingly stroking it through his hair, clearing it of any missed twigs and dust
>he just smiles contentedly
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>>1905288
ehh recently there have been a couple spammers shitting up the night threads.
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>>1905270
They are old people incapable of changing their views. It's always been young people to bring about change. Never under sell the power of social change and time.
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>>1905306
That guy is an exception. The candle that burns twice as bright lasts half as long.
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>>1905281
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>>1905281
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>>1905281
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>>1905153

...Welp, now I'm gonna be trying to figure this out all night...
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>>1905281
fuck you. i just finished jacking it and now i am going to sleep.
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>>1905318
You'd better be right.
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>>1905286
here's the first one, this was first time drawing her ever, it's just a bust
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>>1905278
I just feel that without descriptions it might be more difficult for players to get a grasp of what's available to them. As it is right now it certainly works fine as a very quick guide, but I made it like such because, in the end, I want to arm the players with information. The faster it can be done, the better, but if the info passed along loses meaning or hampers their experience, something has gone wrong.

I suppose I'll let it sit as is and see how feedback goes in the coming weeks.

Version C attached for those who want to see.
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>>1905327
from the big apple

>>1905328
purple pone is nice to her friends

>>1905333
she is very fabulous
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>>1905281

Books n' shit
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>>1905340
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>>1904340
I have pony action figures in my bookshelves.
Lots and lots of them.

Not over 9000 though.
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>>1905356
book horse

>>1905328
pink horse as book horse
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>>1905349

>bear as a class AND a race

Okay, that's a little silly don't you think?
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>>1905344
second pic I screwed up and selected black instead of charcoal for the color for my pen, but I wanted to draw her looking creepy, and I knew mlpg liked her tongue for whatever reason, and then I thought of Ghirahim from skwyard sword and immensely creepy, yet strangely awesome he was when he stuck his tongue out at link
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>>1905362
I am weak, I can't stay up past 4 and remain semi reasonable without a stim pill.

I envy all you guys.
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>>1905281
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>>1905281
my pone art debut
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>>1905375
People wanted a Bear race
I felt it needed a Bear class
The Bear race's racial talent is Bear
Their suggested weapons are Bear hands
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>>1905377
I'm still up at 11:30 in the morning.

I'm not really proud of it.
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I'm so bored right now, I'm considering watching some G1 like people did last summer.
Is this a good idea Y/N
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>>1905396
GMT+1 pls go
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>>1905397
well, G1 is the only acceptable previous gen to view.
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>>1905387
pink pone is happy

>>1905392
she looks fast
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>>1905393
>not bare hands
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>>1905397
G1's pretty neat.
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>>1905270

>the guy in the back who can't keep his shit together
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>>1905414
>not bear hands
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>>1905393

>I felt it needed a class

Well, it's a completely feral animal with no ability to speak common. I think everyone gets that it's a bear, there really is no need to give it a class.
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>>1905375
I didn't write the rules; I just made them sexy.
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>>1905427
>Fluffy will never art for us again
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>>1905434
I always expect that to be a screepcap of CoC
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>>1905435
He will. Have faith anon, he;ll come around.
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>>1905435
maybe one day, anon. in the far far far future.
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>>1905430
But why would just be a bear, when you could be a Bear Bear.
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why did I have to get stupdily tired right when we got to all the hilarious piant drawing?

also who is creepyanon he just asdded me on da or something

i am afriand i don't know him
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>>1905451
>Not knowing Creepyanon
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>>1905397
I decided to watch the pilot and ended up integrating bits of it into today's games.
I doubt the rest of the series is anything as SRS BSNS as that pilot though.
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>>1905451
>creepyanon
He was "good" ross and the guy that did Iron Will Tumblur.
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>>1905449
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Fuck, I can NOT write while listening to music.
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>>1905430
I know I said only bears can be bears in the rules, but I'd allow a pegasus bear if they asked nicely.
Today's game also had a panda in it.
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>>1905456
sorry

i was not around very often for a while and stuff i only recently came back
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>>1905441
Screencap of CoC?
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>>1905475
you're choosing the wrong music. pick something instrumental and non distracting like ambient techno or something.
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>>1905479
...Would you allow a Bearadin? Or a Bearserker?
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>>1905493
My problem is I like musicals.
Probably the worst choice to make.
I'll try something ambient. I'm new to writing.
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we ded
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>>1905451
you can have another paint from me
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>>1905493
Fuck that, ALESTORM

If you can't write while swarthy bearded pirate cosplayers are screaming tales of great ocean beasts in your ears you just weren't meant to be a writer.
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>>1905479

Well that's...interesting?

I guess if you really wanted to, the bear class could be like some kind of monk class maybe? Instead of actual bear hands though they use their hooves obviously.
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Would you kayak with pone?
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>>1904451
>Implying fleshlights are gay
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>>1905494
A bearadin maybe but a beard wound be going too far
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>>1905506
1776?
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>>1905285
True, they could be real dicks to each other in the first season.
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>>1905487

Wait...what?
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>>1905517
>responding to me an hour and thirty minutes later
2SLOW
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>>1905518
Oh come on, they could get the wizard's animal companions to sing back up! It would be great!
>Rrrwaar rwaa rarrr rwarararara
>what's he doing?
>I think he's... singing?
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>>1905514
DID SOMEBODY SAY ALESTORM
BECAUSE FUCK YES ALESTORM
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>>1905523
Disney!
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>>1905479
>pegasus bear
That sounds hilarious.
He fell from Cloudsdale like Fluttershy, but instead of landing on a cloud of soft butterflies, he landed on a sleeping mama bear.
Instead of tearing him limb from limb, she mistook him for one of her cubs and raised him as her own.
Now he truly believes he is a bear, even though his body might be different from the rest of his family's.
It was normally a source of shame for the pegasus, but now his pony shape means that he is the only one who can defend the forest.
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>>1905536
Shame. Good musicals though.
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>bears with ridiculously high bluff checks
>everyone's face when
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>>1905535
THIS GUY

KNOWS WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT
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ok it's officially bed time i noped enough when i saw this

stupid insectophobia

see you tomorrow mlpg
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>>1905546
That's exactly what I was going for. One day, Sir Bearington will be real.
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>>1905541
And every last inch of me's covered in hair.
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>>1905518
Can a bear be a mage?
Can a mage get a familiar?
Can that familiar be a bear?
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>>1905549
d'awww
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>>1905546
This is the reason I included the bear in the first place.
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So... would you guys fuck a horse?
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>>1905535
> They refer to their genre as "True Scottish Pirate Metal"
Holy fuck this sounds awesome.
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>>1905569

non-sexually
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>>1905569
A real horse?
Hell no.
An MLP pony?
Fuck yes.
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>>1905572
It's awesome. And ridiculous. Ly awesome.
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>>1905569
I don't fuck real horse, sorry.
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>>1905569
Not a real horse.
An intelligent cartoon horse that could speak.
And only if we were in love.
So, for all intents and purposes, no.
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>>1905564
Only unicorns can be mages
They don't get familiars either, at least not now.
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>>1905569
Maybe.
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>>1905572
I trust Alestorm for my music needs whenever I draw.

Unfortunately it makes me have to fight back the urges to put pirate hats on the stuff I'm working on.
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>>1905569
What do you mean by horse? Do you mean a real horse, or a cartoon pony? This question needs to be more clear, one word can be used to describe both choices.
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>that feel when a human gently strokes your mane
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>>1905569
FiM horse?
Marriage
Real?
Once
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>>1905301

Have I mentioned that I really like Big Sisters/Little Brother CC/Flitter/Rumble?

Because I do.
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>>1905569
I actually can't say for sure.
I can say that I probably won't ever fuck a horse.
I don't particularly like horses, so I probably won't spend any time around them, and probably will never be in a position where I could fuck one.

If I somehow did end up owning a horse or something, I actually don't know.
After enough time, I might convince myself to try it, who knows?
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Oh god I suddenly regret entering the friend off

I completely forgot I can't read
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>>1905604
>that feel when a pretty pone nuzzles her head against your hand
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>>1905569

yes
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>>1905605
what was it like?
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>>1905604
>That feel when you'll never get to experience that feel
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>>1905620
>Ross and Sparkler.
This is the one pair I am not looking forward to.
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>>1905588
Could a zebra be a magic class, though different methods, or only shaman?
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>>1905620
Just nod and smile, man. Nod and smile.
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>>1905620

Sweetie Belle plz go
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>>1905617
I preferred the sexual stuff but I guess that's dead now.
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>>1905620
>BOOKS
>not DOOKS
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>>1905624
That always scares the shit out of me but I can never stop watching!
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>>1905617
what, you mean like actual brother and sisters?
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>>1905622
>that feel when the human gently rubs behind your ears as you gently sigh
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>>1905630

Frankly, I'm surprised Ross even entered - he doesn't really have a habit of acknowledging other artists...
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>>1905651
>gently
>gently

D- see me after class
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So how many dudes are in the friend off, and what other pairs are there.
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>>1905576
How exactly do you _fuck_ someone (or horse) non-sexually?
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>>1905644

Well, no - but the fanon that we've created seems to have the Twins as "honorary big sisters" to Rumble.
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>>1905655
He wanted people to pay more attention to him, people have been getting better at ignoring him lately.

i am glad he did, actually, because now he and Sparkler have to work together.
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>>1905625
Haven't fucked a horse. Just saying that if given the opportunity, once.
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>>1905663
Hey guys! This faggot doesn't know how to fuck someone non-sexually! Lets point at him and laugh!
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>>1905661
Ross and Sparkler
Rose and Squeak
Nathan and Elslowmo
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>>1905663
In the vagina
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>>1905631
Give me an interesting reason or backstory, and I think I could let a Zebra Mage go.
Mind you am I really lenient about almost everything.
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>>1905669
>once
But why only once?
I'm not saying I would do it, but if you are willing to once, and if it felt good and nothing went wrong or anything, why not do it again?
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>>1905651
>That feel when a handsome human's hands gently massage your temples and you sigh dramatically as the pressure subsides
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>>1905661

IIRC Jr. and TAW got paired up as well.
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>>1905686
Because moralfags
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make me cum mlpg

i need all the vanilla fap stuff you got
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>>1905661
>>1905691
And Creepy and BDN, I think.
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>>1905618
Well, it was a hypotehical question, so let me rephrase it:

In the event, however unlikely, that you happened to find yourself in a situation where a horse wanted you to fuck it (ie. mare in heat winking and presenting herself at you - no rape or anything), and you knew you could almost certainly do so without getting in trouble - would you go for it?
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>>1905676

>Rose and Squeak
>Not Art-Anon and Squeak

Why didn't he enter? Drat him, it's like he's TRYING to kill my headcanon...
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>>1905700
Well, who wouldn't?
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>>1905651
>that feel when a pone rests her head in your lap as you stroke and pet her
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>>1905661
i'm with cosmo...some how

this'll probably get my ass learning how to colour if i don't want to disappoint anyone....which i think i will anyways.
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>>1905686
Because if it isn't good, no hopes will have been shattered. However if it IS good...
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>>1905700

Probably not. Horses smell pretty rank, yo.
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>>1905698
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>>1905700
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>>1905676
>>1905691
>>1905699

Man, that's more than I expected.

My partner and I will probably be doing something Ultimate related or inspired. So look forward to that I guess.
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>>1905719
Ah yes. Vanilla. The post patrician of all flavors.
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>>1905719

>not named Rumble.png

0/10 would not fap.
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>>1905717
How about if the horse in question had just been given a bath and smelled pleasant?
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>>1905665
ah
yeah, I like that too
more than you think
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>>1905727
>not cookies n cream
GOD DAMN IT ANON WE ALREADY HAD THIS DISCUSSION
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>>1905736
>given a bath

doesn't that make it smell worse?
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>>1905700
I don't really know.
I don't think I can say for sure until I was standing there whether I would actually want to or not.
Reading that pastebin is all fine and dandy, but you can't really get the whole experience.
>seriously discussing fucking a horse on the internet
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>>1905749
>6 AM
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>>1905742
Aw shit I didn't know someone colored that.

That looks fucking awesome.
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>>1905723
I think Leth said there were like 35 or 40 people involved.
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>>1905685
Well, I didnt particularly want to play tonight, but, just, hypothetically, like, they prepare their 'spells', like a potion of a fetish in advance, and have them at the ready.
or use a unicorns horn as a focus, i've always liked that idea
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>>1905747
Why would it?
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>>1905656
Fuck!
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>>1905689
>that feel when a human gets drunk on alcohol and tries to use you as a giant dart
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>>1905765

That "wet-hair" smell.
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>>1905755
the whole pic is awesome! thanks for drawing it
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>>1905763
>potion of a fetish
I've had this discussion before...
Would you let Zecora test her various mixtures and brews on you?
Would you help her enjoy their results?
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>>1905771
wait, what?
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>>1905719
We all know that's not really vanilla flavor.
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>>1905756
That's... a lot of dudes.

>>1905775
Well I do it for you fags, glad you like it.
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>>1905742

Can someone repost that greentext of the twins babysitting Rumble and trying to get him out of the pillow-fort? Because that shit was seriously cute.
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>>1905780
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How do you guys feel slowly realizing that you're really not going to be able to leave for the hiatus?

Has it sunk in yet?
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>>1905772
Not if perfumed soap was used.
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>>1905686
>why not do it again?
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>>1905780
God FUCK how can messing up one letter entirely change everything about a phrase.
that was meant to be an 'or'
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>>1905786
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>>1905782
I know it's weird, but they get drunk on alcohol instead of salt. They actually use salt as a seasoning.
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>>1905733
Here you go.
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>>1905798
I could if I wanted to
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>>1905798

Oh Anon, I never deluded myself into thinking that.

I'm here until the show ends and this horrible ship hits an iceberg and sinks into the piss.
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>>1905808
But it's a poison!
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>>1905780
Yes.
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>>1905634
I can't just end up with nothing!

M-maybe I can look at the preview pictures next to the listings.

Oh god
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>>1905806

So which pony is your waifu this week Roogna?
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>>1905526
It's from a quest that is either on hiatus, or canceled. It's pretty fun.
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>>1905834
Gilda, always
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>>1905808
For the last time, salt rock doesn't make horse/pony drunk.

>>1905782
Lyra is a unicorn. Her horn is a dart.
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>>1905807
>that feel when you made the second post
>it turns into all that

I love you Anonymous
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>>1905832
You should post it here and one of us could vocaroo it!
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>>1905842

Silly Roogna, Gilda isnt a pony, she's a Griffin

Griffin's dont have souls or feel love
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>>1905848
Fuck, I'll do it.
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>>1905843
>For the last time, salt rock doesn't make horse/pony drunk.
DYEWTS
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>>1905857
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
I AM NOT A SOULLESS AUTOMOTON
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>>1905841
Speaking of which, does anyone have the imgur link for the past pics? I keep meaning to read the backlog, but haven't managed to find it yet.
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Also I think we should all listen to this and pretend that MLPG is a seedy pirate bar and we're all raising our drinks to this song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndl10rOpOu4
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>>1905866

>Roogna saying he's a griffin

Fuck. First the furries now we have otherkin?
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>>1905866
You now realize we are, like the bots, just a set of algorithms, with pre-programmed responses to any possible scenario imaginable.
We are aware of that fact, as well as of our own existence, yet we are helpless against the fact and can't do anything to break out of the pattern.

Why do you think they are any different?

We humans are ourselves little more than naturally occurring "machines" with intelligences formed -nay, programmed- through billions of years of trial and error through evolution. While complex, even we are but input and output widgets, acting upon whatever stimulus (or lack thereof) we may happen upon.
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>>1905878

This is the only pirate song for me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nryXqGAUE5Q
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>>1905826
That's why they dilute it first. My human gave me something called a wine cooler and I passed out a few minutes later. The headache the next day was murder.
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>>1905878
>being a pirate
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>>1905905
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>>1905899
Man if you want some vidya I got some vidya

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-9my0tsutw
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>>1905846

All it takes to light a fire is the right kind of spark.

I should be thanking YOU.
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>>1905875
Jalm shows up in the Steam chat on occasion. Ask him there.
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guys i want to hug a pony
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>>1905919
I think it's safe to say that's the reason we're all still here.
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>>1905894

Even Mr. Rogers?
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>>1905878
and the drawfags would all actually be pirate tatoo artists, tatooing the requests that anons give on them.

eurobeat would be the guy who starts up all the singing and would lead

jessy and rose are the ale serving wenches
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Posting pirate songs?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dHBBbZ-wXs
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>>1905919
They don't exist. Sorry.
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>>1905889
Right, right, I forgot, fun not allowed without the stipulation of being the worst type of person possible
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>>1905919
thats nice

I don't.
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>>1905915
He's here occasionally too.
I asked him once, but don't remember his answer, so it was probably something noncommittal about how he's going to do it sometime.
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What the fuck man.
What have you guys been searching on youtube?
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>>1905928
Of course, my dear.
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>>1905911

Oh shit nostalgia.
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>>1905915
>>1905939
Urgh, >steam chat
Ah well, thanks both.
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>>1905929

>Getting a tattoo from Ross
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>>1905948
I know that feel.
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Is there a funny way to kill a vampire pony, as opposed to just staking it in the heart?
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>>1905941
Isn't it funny that a ton of those videos have millions of views?
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>>1905956
Cuddlepires burst into flames when they come into contact with marshmallow.
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>>1905961
But it's educational!
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>>1905936

>not having fun

Get your /v/ out of here Roogna
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>>1905956
Sunlight, garlic, holy water, fire, beheading.
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>>1905878

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIwzRkjn86w

>Not listening to the original by Stan Rogers
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>>1905927
seems accurate
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>>1905968
THEN QUIT SENDING ME MIXED MESSAGES ABOUT MY ALLOWANCE TO HAVE FUN
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>>1905962

This Anon is correct, we just went over this in the other thread.

Marshmallowy goodness is severely fatal to vampones.
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>>1905931
What pre-20th century ship would each pony use as their pirate vessel? and what would they name it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw
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>>1905973
>beheading
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>>1905962
But this vampire is a marshmallow.
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>>1905931

>Binks' Sake

Oh God. Please, mate - don't go singin' that here.

Last we sang that old choon was when we was watchin' the last /co/ thread sinking... ;_;
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>>1905878
>>1905905
>>1905909
Fun Fact: The US Government can still technically issue Letters of Marque.
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>>1905998
Every time someone mentions that thread, I regret not being there more and more
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>>1905997
Rarity's family is immune to vampire thanks to their marshmallow flesh.
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>>1906003
Neat.
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>>1905997

Mess her mane up, and she can't see her reflection to fix it.

She then commits Chrysler since she can't stand it anymore.
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>>1905929

>Art-Anon is living proof that Dwarves can sail as well as anyone else
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>>1906012
Nah, she's like their daywalker.
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>>1905905
Oh fuck, that game. I remember playing the heck out of the demo for it when I was a kid. Never played the full version, but the bugle that played.. when you reached a save point, I think? will forever be stuck in my memory.
Now what was it called?
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>>1906005
I was there, but I went to sleep before it was all over.
I honestly did not believe that /mlp/ would be made.
I woke up and was genuinely shocked.
I was shocked into becoming a drawfag.
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>>1905929
What would I be?
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>>1905620
>>1905630
>Ross and Sparkler
oh god my sides

Where is the list of all pairings?
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>>1905973
Vampires can be killed by fire?
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why didn't tan join in the friend off?
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>>1906024
Claw, or in my country there, Captain Claw. Hard as fuck, i've been cheating all the time as a kid when playing this and I didn't even realize it was going casual.
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>>1906003
And if we did, we probably would've had Bin Laden years ago. But fuck that, Iraq was the shit yo.
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>>1906029
Yeah, Ross/Sparkler and TAW/Jr were both just too perfect.
Rose/Squeak is kinda nice, too.
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>>1906028
A swabbie, clearly
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>>1906023
Wouldn't she just burst into flame as soon as she was infected?
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>>1906045
Good, I was fearing being assigned a degrading position.
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>>1906035
Anything can be kill by fire. Even Creatures made of fire can be kill by burning them.
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Did you guys remember to put coke pone in the fridge before you went to bed last night?
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>>1905964
7 million people agree with you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-6EdqCaLEU
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>You return to the library with Twilight Sparkle after a romantic night out.
>She invites you in for "hot coffee".
>Spike is in Canterlot on "royal business", so the two of you are alone
>Twilight is visibly inebriated
>yfw When she motions for you to join her in the bedroom
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>Youtube suggested videos
>Cats
>My Little pony videos
>Team Fortress 2 videos

This is what my life has become
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>>1906062
We did this already.
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>>1906062
>When you enter, she's already lying on the bed making bedroom eyes at you
>You quickly undress and join her
>After some fumbling, she gets on top of you and starts sucking your cock
>Dat feeling of her warm furry body pressing against your chest
>She lifts her tail, giving you a full view of her facilities, and winks her vagina at you
>METAPOD used HARDEN
>You know what to do.
>Sticking your tongue in, you begin to probe her folds, focusing on her clit

>Her moans grow louder as she gets closer to orgasm
>Suddenly, you feel her clamp down on your tongue
>She came and started farting
>You start suffocating as your face is enveloped in her intestinal emissions
>Then you see her asshole begin to open, releasing a load horseapples onto your face, rolling onto the mattress
>A stream of warm pony piss starts to fill your mouth as you're still going down on her
>She's pressing down so hard on you that you have no choice but to swallow

>She's using that tongue like a champ
>You came buckets, and she swallows it all

>She turns her head around to face you, giving you a mischievous look
>Twi: "Are you enjoying this, Anon? I know I am."
>yfw When you are
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>>1906041
That was it! Thankyou!
I think I remember the demo being on the disk with Gruntz.
Never managed to beat the golf stages there, either. Damn, now I'm going to have to go and reinstall them both and see if I can get them working again.
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>>1906055

shhh

she's sleeping
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>>1906065
Sounds pretty good, save the last one
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>>1906062
>yarr face when she motions for you to raise the sails
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When does the third season come out?
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>>1906062
Oh look, it's this greentext again.
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>>1906062
>romance
>with a cartoon marshmallow horse
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>>1906075
When its ready.
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>>1906044
I'm jelly of people who got paired up.
My registration email was seen as spam, for some reason.
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>>1905956
>>1905973
>>1906035

That reminds me, actually - when I was asking about Wallpaper resolutions a while back, I was thinking of a concept I've had pinging around in my head for a while:

>The CMC as Van Helsing/Belmont/Solomon Kane, taking on zombie-horses
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>>1906075

Never.

Hasbro sold it to Valve
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>read a fluffy abuse story to see what the fuck has people freaking out
>dude stuff 3 babbies into his ass, shits them out onto the mom, the mom licks the shit off of them
>dude takes great pleasure in seeing this

What. The. Fuck.
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>>1906065
MST3k 506
10 Hours of Two Steps from Hell - Protectors of the Earth
What the **** Valve
Assassins Creed vs Prince of Persia
[Mass Effect 3] SPOILERS - Largest Fleet Possible - Battle for Earth
Fallout New Vegas Mods: Skunkwater Gulch - Part 1
MST3k 804 - The Deadly Mantis
ME3 How To Get Your N7 Rank Up Quickly (Tutorial Commentary)
Top Ten "You're a Dick" Moments in Video Games
MST3k 1010 - It Lives By Night
Live ME3 M-99 Saber Gameplay
Mass Effect 3 Joker's Most Epic Moments
Full Red Dead Redemption soundtrack
AC Revelations :: Full Ending in HD!
Legion & Friends Short: The Rundown
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>>1906091
If bronies did this to fluffy pony, what did the pony equivalent of bronies do to beardy humans?
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>>1906069
if you're going to write horse porn please do it well
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>>1906075
>that feel when the first episode of S3 has Pinkie yelling "BROHOOF!"
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>>1906087
Don't think I didn't see what you did there.
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someone mention pirates?
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>>1906091
>Dude stuffs three shots into the cannon
>Fires them off the starboard bow
>Enemy captain sends crew to repair the damage
>He takes great pleasure in having his scout describe this

YARR
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>>1906091

>ProTip: Most of the people in the General have "fluffy pony" and its variants filtered.
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>>1906100
>Not having all the MST3K DVDs.
>Not having every episode not on DVD downloaded.
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>>1906039
He didn't?

Maybe he'll contribute as a free-roamer
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>>1906107

They'd get their asses handed to them.
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>>1906107
Took good care of them, and tolerated their dorf shenanigans.
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>>1906091

And now you know why Fluffy is basically the equivalent of a shell shocked Vietnam vet.

He's seen some stuff man.
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>>1906111
>Implying that anon wasn't just trolling
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>>1905931
Why were the just dropping dead(?) at the end?
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>>1906100

>video games
>ponies
>one slow-mo guys video
>a few yugimans
>to catch a predator

Huh.
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>>1906117
>Unnecessarily greentexted.
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>>1906137
>your're sayng you do not do this??
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>>1906125
I don't think anyone bothered to fucking tell him
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>>1906091
Fluffy... had a hard life.
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>>1906117

I do too, this was on some tumblr.
I was just curious, and then...oh god.
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>>1906115
oh shit, who drew that? it's adorable except for the part where she dies of scurvy
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Maybe Ultimate Ponies should all be pirates

good ideas abound
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>>1906115
Oh god, her pirate hair is too cute.
Too cute.
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>>1906139
It was all over the general for days.

If someone thinks he needs an invitation he can kindly go fuck himself
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>>1906134
they were wounded with poisoned weapons
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>>1906070
Just try downloading it somewhere from the internet.

http://www.kapitanpazur.piasta.pl/en/downloads.html
try there
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>>1906157
At least one of them should be a pirate.
Gilda would be a good pirate.
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Would you let pony run off with your booty?
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you ever feel like you need to hold somebody

to feel their warmth against your skin

to feel their heart beat against yours
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>>1906167
But Gilda is already a greaser

And I think Galloping Gulch is the only place on my map here that would make sense for them to meet pirates.
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>>1906079
arenanet pls go and work on Guild Wars 2
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>>1906164
last time he showed up, was last night, that was the first time in like two weeks, I know nasse has him on steam or something. really the more we could have gotten in on this the better. maybe the next one?
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>>1906183
Flitter and Cloudchaser then.

Flitter can have a bandana bow
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>>1906180
replace somebody with somepony, and yes
every night
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>>1906193
Hmm, well I don't have the twins doing anything in particular.

WE SHALL SEE
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>>1906194
>you will never find a pretty girl who will tell you that if you want she'll be your little pony
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>>1906188
again, he can still contribute as a free roamer
>>
I started reading another abuse story, it's like a fucking trainwreck. It's so fucking horrible, but I can't look away. I just gotta ecks out and maybe watch some Seinfeld. Yeah. It's not possible to think about fluffy abuse when paying attention to Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza's wacky, everyday antics. Oh believe me, i've tried.
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>>1906199
that's not really the same, though. You could always just draw something based off of a story or vice versa
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>>1906178
You know I've always thought a pirate Applejack would fit this escape scene.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzqZKCh1sIY
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>>1906154
tan did apparently

if you search fluttershy pirate on google it is the first thing that shows up

cartoonlion shows up on the same exact page a few images later

>>1906199
I'll let him know on da with a message or some shit
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Man I drew this so long ago.

Never though I'd get a chance to post it again
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>that feel when you remembered your dream for once
>that feel when it had a pony in it
>that feel when that pony was nyx and people were shitting all over her

I... think... I don't know. Maybe binging Jr's gallery at 4am wasn't the best idea.
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>>1906225
HARRHARRHARR
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>go through the archive
>find this

I can't

what
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>>1906180
no
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>>1906234
You're welcome. Me and the other anon worked hard on that.
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>>1906234
That was fun to write until it got all cockvore on me. Well-stretched urethras and gallons of ponycum are one thing, but curling up inside a pone's nutsack is just too far.
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>Feel like practicing art and fire up SAI
>"TRIAL PERIOD OVER YOU CHEAP FUCKING FAGGOT"

I... I thought SAI was freeware
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>>1906251
>>1906253
oh you
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>>1906255
You should buy it
With pirate dollars
>>
You guys gonna play Diablo?
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>>1906253
I thought you said you had most every fetish imaginable, or are you a different anon?
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>>1906255
Don't stand for that. Crack that shit nigga.
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>>1906255
It's only like 50 dollars isn't it?
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Would you rather live in equestria for one month ___sexually or for one year non-sexually
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>>1906264
I'm coke pone anon from December.
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>>1906260
I would if the fucking Blizzard downloader wasn't broken. it just keeps returning "The tracker is not responding"

and my campus internet has blocked torrent programs, so I can't get the installer that way either

I'm somewhat peeved
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>>1906260

No
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>>1906255
you can use gimp, it now has single window mode and a pepper stamp
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>>1906260
I'm still playing Diablo 2
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>>1906260
No.
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>>1906274
One month sexually
mostly because just a year non-sexually isn't anywhere near long enough and I'd be sad to leave all of my huggable pony friends and come back to the harshness of reality
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>>1906274
I'll take the month.
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>>1906274
One year non-sexually

I'd love to fuck a pone but not at the cost of spending less time with them.

Maybe Twilight or the princesses can figure something out to allow me to stay forever
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>>1906260
ITS GOING TO BE SHIT

p2w motherfuckers
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>>1906255
Its worth every penny I mean I didn't buy it but its still worth every penny
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>>1906274
FUck you guys I'm taking the year
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>>1906282
>peppers
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>>1906300
YARR
>PAYIN FER ART PROGRAMS
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>>1906253
>>1906251
To the Anon that said he'd considered having a third pony involved that then wound up inside Caramel: "Testicle matroyshka" was not a phrase I would ever have thought I'd be able to use to describe something.
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>>1906275
That's not ringing any bells.
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>>1906255
I've always wondered what the advantage of SAI was over things like MyPaint, the Gimp and Krita. If you're going to pirate stuff, it's also competing with the likes of Photoshop and Painter. What's SAI's killer features?
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>>1906255
SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
http://www.mediafire.com/?2s8aa47kgs9zvwh

Draw.
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>>1906274
One year. Just like Persona 4


So much fun can happen in just one year

Also then I can fight a cheap ass punk ass bitch final boss on my last day
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Would you cuddle a Sweetie Belly

You pedo
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>>1906307
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>>1906316
I wish I understood photoshop

How can a program be so unintuitive
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>>1906310
Thanks for the laugh. I was thinking testicleception instead, but that's even better.
>>
Which atomic element best represents your favorite pone?
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>>1906329
So Adobe can charge you extra for training.
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>>1906316
Photoshop was never really a drawing program. It was used to touch up photographs. PS's market shot up when artists took it over thus they expanded. It took them a while but I still think they aren't catering to artist enough and jumped on the boat too ate.

Sai in my opinion is a lot for catered to artists since its so open ended when it comes to making brushes, styles and jizz
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>>1906316
I'm not an artfag, but sai seems to do everything I'd want if I knew how to do with it and it does it in a really really tablet-friendly manner, unlike say photoshop which is really powerful but also kind of a bitch to use like that
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>>1906322
maybe
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>>1906329
photoshop is amazingly well thought out.
It's just an enormous program
>>
so I'm almost done with this lyra plushie

lets say I theoretically put a fabric vagina in it

would it sell for more, seeing how horny bronies are these days?

and more importantly, where would I advertise it?

I was thinking I could make her some pants too, so it would be more easy to "hide"
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>>1906344
Man I love SAI's brush customizing.

I can just fiddle around in that shit and come out with a bunch of awesome brushes specialized for the most circumstantial bullshit.
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>>1906356
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>all this pirate talk

i love you horsefuckers
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>>1906356
congrats on the hire, hop
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>>1906356
>fabric
If it isn't functional, you probably aren't going to attract that crowd, and you'll only drive away your regular market.
Just go buy a cheap fleshlight from your local adult store.
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>>1906329

You just have to practice with it and learn its quirks.

>>1906355

Mostly this. Just about any artistic field can use PS, but if you specialize in one, you'll probably never have to use most of them.
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>>1906356

Will it be modeled on your own Hoppip?

What have you got against dicks anyway?
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>>1906364
Back in the days before I went by sparks, I only drew ponies as pirates.

That was like, non negotiable. If I was drawing a horse you'd best believe it would be swashbuckling.
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>>1906356
I don't think people actually fuck the plushies...
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>>1906377
this
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>>1906356
how big are we talking
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>>1906344
There is that, but what about the much overlooked MyPaint? (and also Krita and Painter, which I must admit I'm not very familiar with)
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>>1906310
>>1906330
would you Testicle matroyshka with your favorite stallions/colts/males?

what order are they in?
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>>1906378

>Just about any artistic field can use PS, because it has so many functions, but if you specialize in one, you'll probably never have to use most of them
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>>1906356
how big is that plushie
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>Currently trying to find kickass pirate ship picture for art inspiration
>Taking too long
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>>1906393
Big Mac ( Me ( Braeburn ) ) )
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>>1906383
if it was big enough, firm enough, and felt good enough I would. I wish I was joking.
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>>1906374
thanks

>>1906377
>>1906384
the problem with those is that they're big, heavy, and would be very difficult to sew into a plushie

plus the market for lyra plushies is pretty damn small anyway

>>1906383
well as far as I'm aware this would be the first one

>>1906386
>>1906404
regular size, with a hole for average penis size I guess
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>>1906393
Featherweight and Pip are inside Rumble who is inside Caramel who is inside Braeburn who is inside Big Mac. I guess I'd just go from one level to another as I saw fit.
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>>1906422
Will you post a teaser of it for us? Or is it not quite pony-shaped at the moment?
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>>1906422
You are going to provide sceenshot of this, I assume?
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>>1906422

>tfw Hoppip will never measure you to determine 'average size'
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>>1906440
>she will never measure you with her mouth
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>>1906422
You might be able to remove the fleshy part of the light.
I don't really know anything about their construction, but just from looking at them they seem to have a soft molded center and a plastic shell for gripping, if you could take the shell off and get nothing but the important bits inside the pony it might work pretty well.

And yeah, definitely want screenshots.
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>>1906422
If you're serious about this, please stop being serious. I know you want dem brony bucks, but if it doesn't work it'll just drive people away and be embarrasing for you. If they're horny enough, they'll cut their own vagina shaped hole.
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>>1906393
>Implying I'm not going to deliberatley fudge the size order so I can get the mental image of Big Mac being slowly put through Pipsqueak's tiny cock

you never said that they had to be ordered from most likable to least, or biggest to smallest (despite the matroyshka implication)
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>>1906440
lyra pls go
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What would you do if your favorite pone had a gambling addiction?
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>>1906356
This seems like an unbelievably bad idea.
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>>1906453
If only I had the artistic talent to draw Pipsqueak with a Big Mac shaped scrotum.
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So Rose is a lesbo and Jessy would just give us brony sloppy seconds...

Why aren't we waifufagging over Hoppip more?

what's her flaw?
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>>1906453
>slowly put through Pipsqueak's tiny cock
Oh god, for some reason my mind pictured Featherweight instead of Pipsqueak.
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>>1906481
I heard she has cooties.

Like, the severe kind.
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>>1906470
help her calculate the odds of winning and either cure her own addiction or get crazy rich
then go on drug-fueled binges with her
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>>1906481
she's 3DPD
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>>1906481
>So Rose is a lesbo

That's confirmed?
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>>1906481
tulpa
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>>1906481
She's actually male
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>>1906422
we're going to need picture of this
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>>1906481
She's like halfway between Rose and Goggles.
A little too agressive for adoration, but not constantly mad enough to get known for it.
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>>1906481
Her favorite pony is shit, that's her flaw
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>>1906451
I could get another name maybe?

>>1906436
>>1906438
it's not done yet, which is why I was asking

>>1906449
I don't think york even has a sex shop
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>>1906492
Wait, what flavor is /h([io+]p+)+/ chalupa?
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>>1906470
restrain with rope
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>>1906490

Rose hates all intimacy.
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>>1906422
does it look the same as the one from January?
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>>1906389
Actually I just redownloaded both SAI and a recent version of MyPaint and I really think people should take a look at MyPaint. The interface is definitely less cluttered, the infinite canvas is something I think all paint software should have and the brush editor looks pretty in depth.

Not to mention it's fast. I used an old version back when I drew on a netbook connected to a Flatron because it was the only program that didn't lag.
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>>1906501
Man if you start a big thing with pony sex toys Fox news will take that shit all over the place and my friend who knows I like the show will shit on me endlessly.
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>>1906516
>fox news report on brony sex cults
Holy shit, now this needs to happen
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>>1906484
Would you shove Pipsqueak, Rumble, and Featherweight down your cock? Would you shove the CMC in after them and fuck a pony while the six of them fucked inside you sack?
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>>1906511
it's a little different, but it's roughly the same, yeah

hair and mane got a new pattern
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>>1906506
I think you mean /h([io]+p+)+/
but I'm not sure hopoopooppopo should be valid, I think just limitting it to one [io] is better
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>>1906501
>202,400 inhabitants according to Wiki
I've never been there, I can pretty much swear to you that York has a sex shop. My town of 30 000 people even has one.
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>>1906524
That's what I get for trying to regex on nosleep and not doublechecking that shit.
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>>1906524
I said a Hip, Hop, Hippy to the Hippy, to the Hiphipahop you don't stop the rock with the bang bang boogie said up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat.
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>>1906527
>Live in town of 86000 people
>no sex shop

LIAR
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>>1906539
well, ironically your mistake actually made it better, I think. So long as nobody tried to use a + in hopoppopo's name, obviously.
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>>1906551
You just haven't found it. There is always a demand for sex shops.
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>>1906501
>sex shop
>not hiding your horrible shame by purchasing online with distributors willing to ship in unmarked boxes with unassuming company names
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>>1906501
>york
...You live in York? I thought you were British.
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>mfw ponies fap to people
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>>1906563
>that feel when you will never cover Dash in mayo and then slowly lick it all off with fries
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>>1906551
My town of 50,000 has three.
Unless you live in an Amish reserve you almost definitely have one.
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>>1906560

Applebloom, because bowpony is best pony.
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>>1906567
york is a city in England
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>>1906560
Can I pick all three?

One can snuggle to my chest while the other two press against my sides. I can then wrap my arms around all three.
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>>1906571

Go to bed, Bonbon. And really - stop coming here, for your own sake.
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>>1906567
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>>1906585
...golly. I learn something everyday.
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I've just completed my first ever fanfiction, not to mention the first story I've ever written outside of school.
A little over 3000 words about anon visiting Sweetie Dracula's castle and becoming her undead slave.
Second person.
Would anyone like to think of a pithy title?
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>>1906573
canada pls go to sleep
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>>1906563
Look at all dat mayo.
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>>1906571
fucking skinnies man
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>>1906592
Blackula 2: Affirmatice Action
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>>1906560
which pony would like to cuddle Kerrigan the most

which pony Kerrigan would like the most to cuddle
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>>1906551
>>1906527
well okay but if there was, by the time I get there I would've turned it into an italian restaurant
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>>1906560

>You now realize that Executive Meddling is responsible for the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
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>>1906566
>that feel when your parents receive the box while you are in class
>that feel when they get to see my yellow mare fleshlight
Things haven't been the same ever since
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>>1906571
>>1906597
It's a good show. And then humans all have giant, prehensile cocks.
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>>1906604
what kind of question even is that?
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>>1906592
no, but I'd be happy to tell you what I think of it
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>>1906604
>which pony Kerrigan would like the most to cuddle

Kerrigan Pinkie Pie
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>>1906610
>yellow
you deserved it
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>>1906591
What did you think "New" York was the "New" version of?
>>1906600
There was already a sequel to Blacula. I think it was called "Scream, Blacula, Scream".
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>>1906609
I think it may have been for the best
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>>1906592
Sucker for Sweetie

Double meaning and euphemism all in one
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>>1906501
York, UK?
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>>1906610
>not getting it shipped to a parcel locker in the CBD
>not using a disposable credit card
>not using tor
>not using an anagram of your name
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>>1906622
Why is the city of Istanbul called Constantinople? No one knows.
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>>1906592
Burnt Breakfest.
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>>1906633
>private shop
hehuhehuheu
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>>1906633
Google: When everyone is a creeper, no one is.
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>>1906630

That was my point - not all Executive meddling is bad. If Faust had gone through with her original idea, we wouldn't have Marshmallowiest Pony OR Rumblescoot.

And that'd be awful.
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pone should jacket
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>>1906646
I agree
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>>1906610

>buying sex toys when you live with your parents

You... kinda walked into that one.
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>>1906608

Why cant it be both?
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>>1906633
I'm not going there
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>>1906644
>No rumblescoot
Good.
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>>1906652
good, sell her as a regular plushie
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>>1906567
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>>1906652
Come on.
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>>1906655

Oh, hi No-Fun-AllowedAnon - I didn't see you there.
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>>1906644
>>1906655
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>>1906617
Here's the pastebin, but I'm not going to put it on Fimfiction until I think of a genius title.
I'd love to hear what you think of it, it shouldn't take TOO long to read at only 3100-some words.
http://pastebin.com/1iGihADB
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Why doesn't Hasbro sell mlp plushies?
They'd make a ton of money.
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>>1906652
Is Bootham street the bad part of town?
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>>1906608
Why? Sex shop workers see all sorts of fucked up people that all the time. They literally don't give a fuck about you and you have no reason at all to feel bad or ashamed when you're in there.
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>>1906667
Because they most certainly would look something like >>1906363
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>you will never stay over at Hoppip's place, playing ponykart all night and examining mare fleshlights together
>you will never get totally drunk and silly together
>she will never Let you sleep on her couch so you dont have an accident on the way home.
You will never wake up the next morning with a hangover and give her a hug and say thankyou before leaving
non-sexually
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So I'm partnered with Ross.

Jesus Christ.
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>>1906655
Regardless of the >shipping, rumblescoot is a neat word to say.

Rumblescoot.
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>>1906672
But if you go there and ask for a minty green mare vagina?
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>>1906681
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>>1906681
WUNDERBAR
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>>1906681
This is going to be magical
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>>1906652
Send Scriptarius to get it for you, that guy has some pretty huge brass balls what with the 40k pones and everything.
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>>1906681

You were probably the only guy who didnt write 'No Ross' on your preferences
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>>1906681
It could not have gone better
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>>1906684
Rumblescoot
Rumblescoot
Rumblescoot
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>>1906688
If they have one, they will give it to you. Charge you and then tell you to have a really nice day.
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>>1906644
I should make an OC called Executive Meddling.
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>>1906705
It will get embarrassing if they don't have one
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>>1906704
It's hot

in Topeka
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>>1906688
What are they going to do?
Recognize that you're asking for it to pretend it belongs to a character from a cartoon for little girls?
Probably not.
What if someone from here works there?
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>>1906715
>discussing minty mare vagina substitutes
This is where the Italian restaurant opens.
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>>1906723
We would have heard stories by now if that was the case.
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I'm not going to a damn sex shop
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>>1906737
Yes you are.
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Fuck it. I can't think of what I could write for Ross to draw.

I'll leave it to the general's popular consensus. Do note that I won't make it petty, but it'll be up to Ross how he'll approach it.

Just no inflation. It might act as a trigger function for him or something.
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>>1906723
I think anyone even slightly aware of the fanbase of this show could draw the connection between it and a specific order of a brightly coloured horse fleshlight.
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>>1906737
why
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>>1906737
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>>1906737
That isn't how vaginas work at all.
Come on, you should know this.
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>>1906737
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>>1906737
oh god
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>>1906737
>purchase Lyra plush with "accessory slot"
>insert whoopie cushion
>inflate
>squeeze
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>>1906749
I don't think that many people are aware of this fanbase.
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>>1906664
General writing seems good, I take it you're not completely new to fiction? A little awkward wording here and there but nothing major so far. Using ________ to 'censor' out the protagonist's name is pretty jarring, though your intention is clear I find it's better to /not/ draw attention to the protag being a blank slate, rather than making it explicit. The scene where the protag is turned maybe goes by a bit fast, but that's also possibly justified. The ending is pretty adorable. All in all, you don't pretty well, especially for a first time!
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>>1906704

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Rr2KYQVNCi
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>>1906737
no fucks given.
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>>1906737
A Lyra piggy bank, how cute!
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>>1906737
i would buy this, and store valuables in her vagina. no one would think to look there, and even if they did, no one would put their hand in there.
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>>1906681
I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm really not. He's going to have to draw something based on something you wrote, tee hee.
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>>1906737
I'd buy it.
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>>1906737
I will pay you any price, up to and including seventeen American dollars, for that minty sex toy horse.
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>>1906771
>Everytime you cuddle with plush
>Let's out a little fart
Cute, it made me smile.
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>>1906788
>sentenal raping Jessy
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>>1906737
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>>1906746
that's not how it works sparkler
he draws something based on one of your previous works, and you write something based on one of his previous works
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>>1906786

What happens if you put your hand inside Lyra?
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>>1906737
RGB C1D5C7
https://bad-dragon.com/products/mary

now you don't need to go to the sex shop
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>>1906806
She never lets go
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>>1906763

>that picture
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>>1906746
Are you sure you're understanding how this works?
Assuming I haven't got it wrong, you just pick one of his past pictures and write a story based on it, while he pics one of your past fics to do a picture based on.
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>>1906806
This happens.
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>>1906806
pic related
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>>1906807
>available from 125$
I'd say that was expensive, but you know you're going to recover your losses tenfold.
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>>1906793
I could live with a farty Lyra.
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>>1906809
nothing, why?
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>>1906808
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>>1906813
I laugh every time I read the two posts before the last two posts.
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>>1906802
>I have to write something by Ross
NO

I'VE BEEN FOOLED
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>>1906746
>>1906802
>>1906810
Ross told us about he he acquired his fat fetish and drew an explanatory picture. Maybe something entertaining could be written about this?
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>>1906825
>Lyra will never sleep behind you some nights with her muzzle pressed between your asscheeks, hoping to catch a whiff of your man-farts
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I want to send GG a farty Lyra to keep him company on the farm
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>>1906841
>GG will never draw a farty dollpony Lyra
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>>1906737
oh my


what do after one ejaculate this
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>>1906813
>it's pretty dark when you're inside but you dont need to breathe because this fetish is dumb
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>>1906775
Thanks for reading!
As I said, this is the first story I've ever written since high school, and I graduated two years ago.
The reason I used ____ was to fit in with the movie quotes from the beginning where Bela Lugosi mentioned his guest's name. I suppose I could excise them without changing anything about the context, if they are distracting.
I'm glad you liked the ending because that's what I was most worried about.
I'll probably end up writing more in the future, thanks for your feedback.
Can you give me examples of weird wording that I used?
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>>1906836
but that's okay, sparkler! He has to draw something based off of something you wrote, and that'll be hilarious!

On the other hand you DO have to write something by ross
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>>1906737
that's hot
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>>1906838
>timestamping a digital drawing

he isn't really this stupid

is he
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>>1906836
It could be fun, you know.
I don't really know what he's drawn though.
What about that thing with human Fluttershy and the tigers that he was trying to do better than PHN?
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though I think I might have to make it a bit wider because it won't fit a banana at the moment

>>1906760
not like bronies know any better

>>1906807
>$125
yeah nah
it doesn't even look like a horse vagina anyway

>>1906847
pull out
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theres another friendoff?

where do i sign up
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>>1906836
Sucks to be you.
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>>1906796
>>1906788
>>1906810
>>1906802
oh the DRAMA this would make
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>>1906866
>it doesn't even look like a horse vagina anyway

only reason I haven't bought it yet

>>1906867
2slow
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>>1906849
The one that stood out the most to me was
>Although the unicorn who must have let you through the gates obviously knew you had arrived, you set down your suitcase and swung the large doorknocker anyway to announce your presence.

Perhaps consider something like "Despite the obvious presence of a unicorn, you set your suitcase down and banged the doorknocker to announce your arrival." or something, I dunno. It just doesn't read right as it is, to me.
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>>1906871
ross, i beg you. do this.
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>>1906875
wat

man, i leave the general for a few days and everybody has all moved on. i dont recognise you guys anymore
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>>1906838
Neat. I wish I knew how I got my fat fetish. As far as I know it's just always been there.
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>>1906871
>>1906852
>>1906836
>>1906836
>>1906882
i thought the friend off was supposed to be friendly

have i been misled
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>>1906866
>not big enough
>have to pull out
are you even trying, hopopopopop?
At least give it an easily cleanable inside. What's the point if you can't finish inside of her?
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>>1906876
Yeah, I rewrote that one a few times.
Still wasn't happy with it.
I'll see what I can do.
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>>1906869
>SupCom1-style UEF ACU

Ha ha time to forget about Ross and play a lot of SupCom tonight
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>>1906890
It is friendly, we all make fun of sentenal and come together. Good times all around!
>>
I thought my fetishes were weird, but then I realized that every single one of fetishes can be traced back to a fetish for really REALLY liking sex.

which is, like, the most boring fetish there is.
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>>1906894
Of course, I'm reading it analytically, and the majority of people who read fanfiction don't actually have any standards, so awkward working here and there really doesn't mean much.
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>>1906891
well you CAN, but it's not easy to clean that sort of thing off of something as fuzzy as fleece
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>>1906896
Oh right, I forgot you were a SupComfag. It's the only reason I like you.
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>>1906899
but i don't like making fun of people

especially the mentally handicapped

that's just mean
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>>1906867
>where do i sign up

>Make a picture inspired by a fanfic, or a fanfic inspired by a picture, and send it into mlpgeneralinf@gmail.com before the 30th.

Maybe contact them ahead of time to get some information?
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>>1906904
>that feel
if they enjoy it so much their tongue hangs out, their eyes roll up, and they rock back and forth against each thrust, iI don't really give a damn what else they're doing

worst thing is that applies to mindbreak too, though. I can't not enjoy it if they're enjoying it that much.
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>>1906910
how deep is the 'accessory pocket'
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>>1906911
>Not liking Sparklers glorious rape fics
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>>1906913
But they don't care.
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>>1906910
make it easier then, or what's the point of it? It's gonna get dirty regardless of whether you finish in there.
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Pony = Brony
Pone = Brone
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>>1906924
I measured 6 inches since that's supposed to be average
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>>1906866

>though I think I might have to make it a bit wider because it won't fit a banana at the moment

Thankyou Hoppip. Now I can sit here and imaging somebody prodding and probing at a tiny Lyra's nether regions with a banana
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>>1906907
Yeah, I know that, but I'd still like to do what I can to make something semi-good.
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>>1906918
>iI don't really give a damn what else they're doing

well i like it when THEY don't give a damn what they're DOING because they just like sex that much

like doing it in public. WELP THAT EXPLAINS MY FETISH FOR PUBLIC SEX
like doing it with a family member. INCEST FETISH, CHECK
or an animal, BYE BYE BESTIALITY FETISH

serious

every

single

one
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>>1906937
Well, you seem literate, so that already puts you above 99% of fanfiction "authors"--you're doing fine.
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>>1906933

what?
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>>1906935
>that feel when you stuff a banana into yourself and imagine it's a real human's penis
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so im late, i just gotta talk to leth. are there even any fanfic writers who havent been paired yet? you guys are a dying breed now
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>>1906941
Well, yeah, that's part of it too. But I mean, I can get off on that facial expression alone or the noises that come with it
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>>1906935
Well I laughed.
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>>1906952
There were like 25 who entered. You could also free-roam and pick whomever.
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>>1906952
no, actually, we already have too many artists

i really thought it'd be the other way around
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>>1906950

you heard me, slut
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>>1906951
That's heretical, only acceptable use of bananas except eating is using it's peel to feel how glorious Celestia's tight sun horse anus would feel.
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>>1906935
you're welcome
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>>1906943
Thank you. As I said, I'll probably keep writing.
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>don't have anything worth drawing for friendoff
>but don't want to abandon partner
>need to write something for drawfag to draw and write something that drawfags has already drawn

All I have in mind right now is a short story of Twilight reflecting on her goals and ambitions and how her passions have developed over her life

But it seems pretty meh
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>>1906960
meh, i guess ill sit this one out.
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>>1906934
>you will never bump lyras fuzzy cervix
unf
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>>1906970
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>>1906970
Naughty.
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>>1906970
OH FUCK MY SIDES
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>>1906970
Hohoho, wow.
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>>1906911
We should play SupCom together then, my friend.

I'm so tired of the cult pubbie following. The few games you can find is either against complete nerdlords that have been sucked into the game like a cyst and can trump you in a thousand ways or some poor soul who bought it five minutes ago.
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>>1906970
Oh you.
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>>1906970
>Uh, Lyra? You've got a little... no, nevermind
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>>1906970
>mlpg.jpg
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>>1906866
>>1906935
Am I supposed to be as girthy as a banana?
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>>1906970
pulling and pushing
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>>1906976
Can a cervix be fuzzy?
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>>1906969
>implying eating and worshipping Celestia are mutually exclusive
You should always do both, at the same time. Eat it slowly and lovingly. Well, suck it, like it's her horn. You good little slut.
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>>1906996
oh god

if only it was a gif
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>>1906973
Who're you paired with, BDN?
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>>1906997
no, but what if it was
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>>1906986
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>>1906887
Friendoff pairs have already been decided, but I think you're still able to enter the free choice section.
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>>1906969
>implying I care what my princess' anus is like
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>>1906970
>>1907001

GET ON THAT SHIT RIGHT AWAY HOPPOP
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>>1906970
Oh god I guffawed.
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>>1906998
help i am not good at ERP about marshmallow horses from a cartoon for little girls
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>>1906976
plushy lyras' is
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>>1907006
Creepyanon

All this pressure
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>>1906970
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>>1907020
Want practise?~
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>>1907015
Well, anyway it should interest you more than how would a dirty human penis would feel.
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>>1906997
It CAN be...yikes
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>>1907026
Which one is creepy?
Man, I jot paired with Jr--I know that pressure feel
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>>1907020
The you had best read up. I'm tied of all the new people doing it so poorly.
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>>1907037
http://creepyanon.deviantart.com/
http://ask-ironwill-now.tumblr.com/

At least Jr is a porn artist TAW he can do your stuff no problem
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>>1906970
>ASHANTA SHANA SQUISH BAWANA
>You are now imagining the monkey shaman from Lion King stuffing Lyra's cunt full of bananas while teaching Timon and Pumba about love

>>1907011
Yeah okay gonna have to jack off first now
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>>1907050
oh, I like that guy's stuff!

And sure, but oh god the expectations, Jr is an amazing artist
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>>1907058
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>>1907058
what are you going to pleasure yourself to?
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>>1907062
Yeah, but, you two fit
I'm going to have to come up with 2 new fics for this
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>>1907065
Why, the General of course.
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>>1907050
Isn't the competition a _nonsexual one, though? That said, Jr does cute plenty well enough too, when he does it. As does TAW; I mostly read his stuff for the >feel parts anyway.

I'm kinda looking forward to seeing how this pair turns out, actually, given they're both known for their erotic stuff, but are pretty damn good at the other stuff too.
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>>1907079
or you could only write one and force him to draw glorious waifu pictures!
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>>1907079
Why two?

I thought it was
>You write a fic about something he has drawn in the past
>He draws a pic for one of your fics
Although I'm not in this thing, so I might be wrong.
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>>1906951
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>>1907087
Apparently it has both sexual and non-sexual parts allowed. Personally I can go either way, I've shot Jr an email asking if he has any preferences otherwise I'll pick something inspiring. Which is like, most of his images, so...
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>>1907093
I don't have anything but lots and lots and lots of masturbating over purple pone

I forgot to enter free-roam and they have a shortage of writefags so I don't want to abandon him but at the same time don't want to force him into drawing purple
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>>1907095
>that feel when nobody warned you how well banana peels microwave
Jesus that thing gets hot quickly. I was lucky in that I took it out after like 3 seconds to check and it was already too hot to touch.
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>>1907086
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>>1907104
At least to me that was part of the fun of joining--knowing that I'd be writing SOMETHING, but not knowing what. I assume it's the same for other people. There's no "forcing" there!
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>>1907110
>mfw those drawings
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>>1907097
Whoops, my mistake then. Well, good luck whichever route you decide to take.
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>>1906953

>"Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh ohmigoshohmigoshohmigoshohmigoshohmigoshohmigoshohmigoshohmigoshohmigoshohmigoshohmigoshohmigoshohmi
goshohmigoshohmigoshohmigoshohmigoshohmigoshohmigosh Oh--M-my--! G-GAAAAAAAAAAaaaahhhn!
"
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>>1907124
If I have enough time I might do two; There's one particular nsfw image that I really rather love the idea of, but at the same time it doesn't really play to my strengths and wouldn't want to disappoint.
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>>1906924
>how deep is the 'accessory pocket'

>assessory pocket

please kill me
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>>1906970
Are you gonna sew that toghether? Please tell me you gonna sew that shut
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>>1907133
Well. That actually gave me a boner. Fuck you.
Just imagining her voice cracking as she finally loses the ability to talk and just groans helplessly on the ground is uh...

Y'know, I'll be back later.
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>See creepy's pic of Rarity eating a pone head
>immediately think of that SCP that creates human body parts for consumption
>already have a story set up

>see his other creepy pics
>all wonderful story fuel

Now I feel especially bad about having nothing but masturbating over purple pone
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>>1907139
what would be the point of that?
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>>1907148
Seriously? That's what we have come to? Well, fuck you.
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>>1907139
It could be cut open at this point. Only way to go back is to make a new one and scrap this one.
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>>1907152
Seriously, MLPG is no better than the bronies it purports to hate so much.
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>>1907152
>implying he wont drown in bronybucks as soon as he sells this lyra
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>>1907148
hoppoppopp, do you work from templates or just freeform your fabric when you plush?
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>>1907148
I love how you lead us on, thinking that you were just contemplating putting a slot in when really you had just finished the slot when you hopped on the general
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>>1907152
>That's what we have come to

What we've come to? Son, we are the starting line
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>>1907167
I use a pattern of course
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>>1907163
Our only superior aspect over them are our skills at containing our power levels. I don't remember anyone claiming anything more.
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>>1907163
Bronies aren't bad because they are so sexually depraved, bronies are bad because they spill their spaghetti all over the show with shitty OC's, bronycons, VA interviews, brony commercials, tumblr OC galas etc. etc.
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>>1907173
>tfw the starting line includes well-stretched pony urethras, sodapony watersports, farting air freshener pones and Celestia memory foam unbirthing
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>>1907058

Hey, Sparkler. I gotta tell you something.
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Isn't ponibooru images working for anyone else? They won't load at all and I keep getting prompted to type in a captcha.
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>>1907180
Show of hands everyone who's recently fired off an email to Hasbro about how some guy running some con who may have slighted you in some way. In the email you refer to yourself as a pioneer of the community, and pretend like you didnt steal con money (why does hasbro need to know that)
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>>1907196
Not like that is any loss.
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>>1907163
If you honestly think that MLPG was ever less sexually depraved than the rest of the fandom then you are beyond new.

No one has ever said that MLPG is better than bronies because we aren't as obsessed. The difference is that we actually hide our powerlevels
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>>1907184
>well-stretched pony urethras, sodapony watersports, farting air freshener pones
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>>1907184
>banana peel sun goddess vaginas
>wearing ponies as bodysuits
>candy pony semen ice-cream
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>>1907163
This
>>1907180

I mean, if you are speaking on a level of sexuality, it doesn't get lower than here.
>>1905569
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>>1907196
It's really slow. Just keep F5ing.
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>>1907201
Different Anon here.
Fucking a plushie pony just feels like a line that I hadn't expected us to cross for some reason. I mean, didn't we chase off PoE for something not all that different, in addition to him just being plain retarded?
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>>1907205

>that feel when you've gone through 2 bunches of bananas in the last week and a half
>that feel when you've used none of the peels to masturbate.
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>>1907184
>I had a hand in three of those things.
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>>1907187
>Says he has to say something
>Doesn't say it
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>>1907216
That reminds me that I just bought a bunch of bananas. Gotta eat them and not masturbate afterwards
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>>1907216
>wasting banana peels
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>>1907214
>just feels like a line that I hadn't expected us to cross for some reason

That's exactly the same thing I said about ERPing right before doing it anyways.
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YOU WOULDN'T INSERT BANANAS INTO A PONY
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>>1907227
>that feel when you hint you're up for it all the time and nobody ever takes you up on it
feels bad being an unwanted and unloved slutty mare
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>>1907214
We were ponychan back then. Times change.
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>>1907230
If she wanted me to, I would

I would do anything to please my horse waifu
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>>1907230
I SURE WOULDN'T
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>>1907214
ARE WE GOING OVER THAT LINE?!
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>>1907238
I don't like sluts.
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>>1907230
FUCK YOU I WOULD IF I COULD
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>>1907222

It's supposed to be for Sparkler's ears only... but since he doesn't seem to have heard me...

C'mere. It's a secret...

...asante sana SQUASH BANANA WEWE NUGU MIMI APANA
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>>1907238
That feel when you die from lack of semen as the worlds worst slutty mare.
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>>1907214
It's okay when we do it, because we're just being ironic.

Right guys?
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>>1907262
>Right guys?

We're not being ironic. We are going to fuck the shit out of stuffed animals and we are going to do it like men. With sincerity and honour
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>>1907262
Of course, we all want to fuck horses ironically.
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>>1907262
Everything is okay as long you do it only ironically
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LETH

LEEETH

ARCHIVE IS BROKEN
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>>1907277
And nothing of value was lost
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>>1907262
Wheres the fun in being ironic about it?
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>>1907254
I take off the name when it doesn't serve a purpose you nerd.
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>>1907277
Fuck you and fuck your archive.
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>>1907277
I NEED TO KNOW WHAT LAUGHINGTHOMAS.JPG WAS!
SERIOUSLY
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Does anyone know how long it usually takes for stories to pass moderation on Fimfiction?
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>>1907275
Would you a pony? ironically?
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>>1907238
That isn't really how it works here, you don
t just say "Hey does anyone want to EPR with me?" You just talk about something sexual until the thread ends and then keep going after everyone leaves.
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>>1907201

>The difference is that we actually hide our powerlevels

The difference between mlpg and the brony crowd is that we're willing to take the piss out of ourselves and laugh at our own stupidity.

We dont take ourselves, or the fandom quite as seriously. When it comes right down to it we're just a bunch of schmucks laughing about ponies. We dont try to turn it into some pseudo philosophic lifestyle to enrichen our meaningless lives.
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>>1907281

...Well it looks like I'M the baboon this time... ;_;
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>>1907262
>tfw you know all the weird horsefucker comments on MLPG are ironic
Feels peaceful.
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When you see it
daily dose


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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>>1907286

>>1888566
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>>1907293

>all of them ironic

Oh anon... you're so adorably innocent
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>>1907290
Who are you calling a schmuck, you schmoe?
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>>1907286
maybe?
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>>1907299
Eh, was worth a shot.
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>>1907293
I am afraid that is not so anymore since the beginning of last summer hiatus
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>>1907295
I almost didn't catch that.
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>>1907290
>this

Though I don't know if I count if I seriously think ponies improved my life
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>>1907287
Depends on the time of day. If Wanderer D is awake, about 15 seconds, otherwise it could be a few hours depending on load.
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>>1907290
I get the feeling some people here take it all pretty seriously too.
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Almost there, guys
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>>1907320
>I get the feeling some people here take it all pretty seriously too

Those guys never last
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>>1907320
Then they are just more self-loathing that usual.

>myeyesareburning.png
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PREPARE YOUR NEW HORSES
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>>1907320
I don't know, I mean, I personally poke fun at myself for masturbating to and having a crush on cartoon horses

Quite sure the General repels these types
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Take solace in the fact that we'll never be as bad as the fluffy pony threads.
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>>1907320

We dont take it seriously so much as the antics of basically everywhere else in the fandom makes us uncomfortable and irritated
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>>1907342
They are the cancer to us as we are the cancer to the internet.
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>>1907342
What the fuck? Is that thing getting an abortion?
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>>1907303
HAHA THOMAS
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>>1907320
I would hope they do.
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>>1907348
Internet is just a cake made of different types of cancer.
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>finally work up the motivation to draw again
>pull out an old unfinished picture to work on
>decide that today will be the day you finish it
>there are no 2B pencils in the entire goddamn house

What's your favourite pencil softness, MLPG?
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>>1907350

It's being tortured. It's has tubes that, uh...suck...and...you can figure out the rest.
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>>1907338
I'm about as pathetic a waifufag as you can get--and I'm not even good at it--but I still laugh at myself.
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>>1907363
#2
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>>1907363
ALL

I'm joking, especially HB.
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>>1907373
>>1907338
See, this is the difference between MLPG waifufags and pic related
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>Not preparing your new horses
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>>1907363
4B. All the softness of 2B but with an additional utility of 3 and 4B.
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>>1907363
2H
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>>1907363
>using traditional media
>2012

I like 2B too
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>>1907387
THAT'S NOT RAINBOW DASH!
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>>1907387
Holy fuck, I remember having something related to this image saved, but nuked it accidentally.
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>>1907401
Oh hey it's time for a new horse. Funny how time goes.
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>>1907262
Of course.
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>>1906737
>not using >>1907391 as new horse image

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