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MLP General Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 05/12/12(Sat)07:06 No.1883161

NEW PONE

Old Pone: >>1881812

This thread brought to you by: the pinkiest of pies!

Don't be an ass.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:07 No.1883169 File: 1336820827.jpg-(720 KB, 1585x957, wherever_towards_by_v_invidia-(...).jpg)

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:07 No.1883170 File: 1336820828.gif-(99 KB, 500x625, party.gif) >mfw new ponae

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:07 No.1883174 >rape

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:07 No.1883178 File: 1336820852.png-(162 KB, 756x1057, 1327424181173.png) >>1883161 pink horse thread?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:07 No.1883182 File: 1336820872.png-(149 KB, 600x600, 132124169547-(n1322874713261).png)

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:07 No.1883183 >hope

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:08 No.1883188 can we please not have a thread liek the last thread it was truley awfull

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:08 No.1883189 File: 1336820931.png-(362 KB, 1100x1000, Pinkie Assessment.png) >>1883178 Perfect friend thread!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:09 No.1883191 OI! Where's that fucking marker?!

>>	Snarky Bastard 05/12/12(Sat)07:09 No.1883192 File: 1336820948.png-(252 KB, 423x602, mlp rarity ar.png) fuck the woefully inferior pink horse. embrace superior white horse.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:09 No.1883193 File: 1336820951.png-(471 KB, 2800x2200, 1327998428955.png) >>1883178 pink horse thread! purple horse optional

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:09 No.1883199 File: 1336820976.jpg-(1023 KB, 832x4928, 184486.jpg) >>1883178 Well, this is pink-ish.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:09 No.1883200 File: 1336820977.png-(331 KB, 646x719, cadenceface2.png) >>1883178 okay

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:09 No.1883202 File: 1336820999.png-(804 KB, 4143x5000, Cadance reveals her final form.png) >>1883192 Pink horse is best horse.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:10 No.1883205 File: 1336821013.png-(190 KB, 408x528, 1335123762970.png) Pank ponoes

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:10 No.1883207 >>1883192 >ponies in armor I just can't get enough of it. Although I don't really like the palace guards.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:10 No.1883211 >>1883200 .... Well, at least you posted the Chrysalis version.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:10 No.1883216 everyone post something off topic. step one, we have to figure out what's off topic

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:11 No.1883217 File: 1336821060.png-(250 KB, 572x308, bicycleoffriendshipanddreams.png) pink horses

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:11 No.1883218 File: 1336821063.png-(163 KB, 951x839, 1336197186971.png) >>1883202 i rather liked Cadance in wedding episodes

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:11 No.1883219 >>1883216 oh here we go...

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:11 No.1883220 File: 1336821076.gif-(266 KB, 255x303, 1336344646414.gif) Best wife: Pink horse Adorablest little sister: Little marshmallow Sexiest horse: Big marshmallow

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:11 No.1883222 >>1883079 you're a worthless piece of enabling shit for giving in and a brony in every sense of the tainted word

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:11 No.1883226 >>1883199 Would you merge yourself with your fave pone? What would it be like?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:11 No.1883228 >>1883222 God dammit, don't bring that in here.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:11 No.1883229 File: 1336821111.gif-(518 KB, 500x250, tumblr_m31scaYhBW1qmknus.gif) >>1883218 me too

>>	Snarky Bastard 05/12/12(Sat)07:12 No.1883230 File: 1336821122.png-(293 KB, 750x750, mlp rarity sweat.png)

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:12 No.1883231 >>1883216 I went to /tg/ yesterday and lost all hope for ever wanting to do anything again.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:12 No.1883233 File: 1336821128.gif-(372 KB, 482x207, 1330368534279.gif) >>1883220 >Sexiest horse >Not Azure Thundercunt

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:12 No.1883234 >>1883207 that's not armor, those are straps with a shield haphazardly resting on the side

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:12 No.1883235 File: 1336821139.png-(312 KB, 840x525, 1335718025893.png) I like _both_

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:13 No.1883241 >>1883220 >Best wife >Pinkie jesus christ no

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:13 No.1883242 >>1883226 Painful as we dont share a bodyshape.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:13 No.1883248 >>1883220 I agree with your assertions, apart from the last one. Sexiest horse is also pinkest horse, because fun is sexy.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:13 No.1883250 File: 1336821231.jpg-(903 KB, 2032x2052, cel_by_ponykillerx-d4t7aq5.jpg) >>1883207

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:14 No.1883251 >>1883234 Damn, duplicate file entry. But the armor from that Heartswarming Eve episode was fantastic.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:14 No.1883252 >>1883250 Woah.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:14 No.1883256 File: 1336821276.gif-(420 KB, 349x190, 1336065571423.gif) >>1883241 She wants all of her friends to smile, imagine what she'd do for her very special somepone. That's best wife material.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:14 No.1883259 File: 1336821278.jpg-(670 KB, 2100x1500, full_armour_d_vs_d_by_ponykill(...).jpg) >>1883250

>>	Snarky Bastard 05/12/12(Sat)07:14 No.1883260 File: 1336821299.jpg-(162 KB, 900x900, mlp rarity powde.jpg) >>1883235 then you must be sacrificed

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:15 No.1883262 >>1883241 Best wife is different for different people. My best wife is definitely Pinkie. Yours may be a different pone, but that's okay because you're special just by being you.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:15 No.1883263 >>1883250 >>1883259 Those armors are not very practical

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:15 No.1883265 >>1883262 Thanks, Mr. Rogers...

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:15 No.1883268 >>1883251 that was just a dark grey recolor of the pegasus armor. the only difference was commander hurricane's helmet wasn't segmented and attached to the body plating

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:15 No.1883269 >>1883256 she'd be so loud and hyperactive constantly she'd make a good friend, but a wife? I don't think so.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:16 No.1883270 >>1883259 >>1883250 The artstyle's a little weird but still cool, thanks

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:16 No.1883275 File: 1336821389.jpg-(1.07 MB, 2933x1600, heroes_of_equestria_by_fruitbl(...).jpg)

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:16 No.1883276 >>1883275 That's pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:16 No.1883278 >>1883269 Again, maybe not for you. But I think it would be lots of fun.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:17 No.1883280 >>1883250 >evil armor >treason what happen?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:17 No.1883281 File: 1336821434.png-(726 KB, 1275x711, In the grim dark future of the(...).png) >You will never watch the show for the first time again http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMYMC6atRoE

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:17 No.1883285 >>1883250 >>1883259 that magical schoolgirl shit doesn't work with ponies its too impractical

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:18 No.1883287 >>1883278 I think Twilight would make a nice wife

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:18 No.1883291 >>1883280 Twilight's joined the swarm.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:19 No.1883303 >>1883280 According to its Deviantart page: >Battle of the Mary Sues >With fangs and wings, cuz MARY Twilight SUE Sparkle is now >a vampire emo pony.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:19 No.1883305 >>1883287 Well, there you go. Personally, I think they'd all make nice wives. I love them all for different reasons. I just love the pink one the most.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:20 No.1883313 >>1883306 I really liked that Clockwork Orange gif, thank you for that

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:20 No.1883314 >>1883306 [VGTB]

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:20 No.1883318
File deleted.

>friend comes into room
>having smalltalk about things
>after 20 minutes, she says 'Oh by the way, I saw a Pinkie Pie on the metro yesterday'
>wut
>she says there was a girl in pink jeans and miniskirt, white shirt that said 'I love ponies', her hair was light pink, she had pony pins on her bag and a Twilight Sparkle on her keys, she was listening to music and bobbing her head while smiling at everyone
>"Did you take a photo of her"
>"No"
>mfw

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:21 No.1883321 File: 1336821683.png-(410 KB, 1354x3881, incubator - how can you say yo(...).png) >>1883291 Joined the swarm?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:21 No.1883324 File: 1336821708.jpg-(25 KB, 320x254, 1331527900681.jpg) >>1883318

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:21 No.1883325 >>1883318 I don't even give a fuck if she's an obnoxious brony. I wish to have a Pinkie girl like that...

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:22 No.1883328 Tiny Rarity

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:22 No.1883332 >>1883305 Even tho Dash is my favorite pone, i would probably choose between AJ and Fluttershy.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:22 No.1883335 >>1883328 Tiny Rarities

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:22 No.1883336 File: 1336821765.jpg-(153 KB, 1000x717, 8df99a14b2cfed827e613db6844f12(...).jpg) >>1883207 >ponies in armor

Snarky Bastard 05/12/12(Sat)07:23 No.1883341
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>>1883318

i saw a Dash the other day. running shoes, rainbow hair, tight blue shirt and dark blue shorts, wristbands, the lot.

it was, unfortunately, an overweight man, so the effect was rather spoiled.

>mfw

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:23 No.1883342 >>1883305 That was a different person by the way, but okay

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:23 No.1883345 >>1883341 >it was, unfortunately, an overweight man I spat out my coffee you bastard

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:24 No.1883349 File: 1336821845.png-(180 KB, 894x894, 1328295857192.png) >>1883336 >ponies in armor

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:24 No.1883352 >>1883341 But it was a REAL girl who wasn't fat and ugly! And it was Pinkie! Damn, if I had been there...

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:24 No.1883355 >>1883335 >you will never have like a dozen tiny adorable ponies

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:25 No.1883359 >>1883355 >a dozen tiny Twilights reading a dozen big books

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:25 No.1883360 File: 1336821907.jpg-(25 KB, 342x363, happy.jpg) What's the cutest pony? MLPG MUST DIE MODE: Not the pink one

>>	MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr 05/12/12(Sat)07:25 No.1883361 >>1883349 >>1883336 Oh men here comes my favorite part with all the nonster hunter ponies

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:25 No.1883362 File: 1336821911.png-(181 KB, 573x309, 1336418898955.png) >>1883349 Ponae los con armorado

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:25 No.1883367 >>1883352 Stop it. You're only making me believe she's really out there somewhere. It will only end in heartbreak.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:25 No.1883368 File: 1336821956.png-(131 KB, 492x459, 1322824727795-(n1334153372387).png) Rainbow Dash is a very somber pone

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:25 No.1883369 File: 1336821958.png-(273 KB, 530x591, scared featherweight.png) >>1883360 This one.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:26 No.1883371 File: 1336821979.gif-(1.07 MB, 351x302, Twilight Sparkle 245.gif) >>1883360 uh duh and/or HELLO?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:26 No.1883373 >>1883313 My pleasure! >>1883314 You'll see next thread!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:26 No.1883376 >>1883367 She's really out there somewhere... One day...

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:26 No.1883381 File: 1336822019.jpg-(1.59 MB, 3500x2200, captain_trixie_by_equestria_pr(...).jpg)

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:27 No.1883384 >miss Rarity threads three times in a row NO THIS IS NOT FAIR WHY?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:27 No.1883385 >>1883381 >armoroed trixie I came.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:27 No.1883387 File: 1336822053.png-(485 KB, 971x673, 1327735338359.png) >>1883360 Filly Dash. same favorite pone, now with adorable voice cracks

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:27 No.1883392 >>1883359 >a dozen tiny Rainbow Dashes doing coordinated aerial maneuvers in your living room

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:27 No.1883393 File: 1336822075.jpg-(296 KB, 1600x1131, 1336392974867.jpg) >>1883381

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:28 No.1883395 >>1883360 >MLPG MUST DIE MODE >Pink pony >For cutest pony AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAH She's cute sometimes but really she is mid tier at best

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:28 No.1883396 >>1883392 HNNNNNNNG

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:28 No.1883397 File: 1336822119.jpg-(290 KB, 1400x900, 1330893394012.jpg) >>1883384 last thread wasnt exactly a Rarity thread

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:28 No.1883400 File: 1336822135.jpg-(1.13 MB, 1600x1131, 1335034528200.jpg) >>1883381 vastly superior

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:29 No.1883403 >>1883376 Somewhere out there there's a Pinkie for each of us. And a Twilight and a Dash and anyone else for whoever loves them. Someday you might find your Pinkie. I hope I do.

>>	Snarky Bastard 05/12/12(Sat)07:29 No.1883404 File: 1336822146.jpg-(35 KB, 514x480, mlp rarity dragon .jpg) >>1883384 THAT'S ONE OF THE PERKS OF BEING BEST HORSE, NIGGER THE WHOLE DAMN PARTY'S ABOUT YOU

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:29 No.1883405 >>1883392 >a dozen tiny Fluttershys hiding in your room and making SPLORCH sounds when you accidentally sit on them

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:29 No.1883407 File: 1336822166.gif-(346 KB, 464x577, boop.gif) >>1883395 Man, how does it feel to be wrong?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:29 No.1883409 File: 1336822179.gif-(1 MB, 517x470, 1334718328784.gif) >>1883360 Not the pink one? Well...

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:30 No.1883411 >>1883392 >>1883359 >>1883355 STOP THIS I CANT TAKE IT

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:30 No.1883412 >>1883387 give me scrunched face

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:30 No.1883414 >>1883407 I'm not wrong. I'm only telling the truth. But if you want to continue living in that small bubble of yours I let you be.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:31 No.1883415 File: 1336822274.png-(471 KB, 3392x2038, rainbow_dash___bring_it_on_by_(...).png) >>1883412 NO!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:31 No.1883416 >>1883392 >a dozen tiny Fluttershys flittering around your room >you hold out your hand >one of them perches on your palm like a little bird >she starts to sing

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:31 No.1883418 >>1883360 Twilight isn't my favorite but I gotta say she's probably the most adorable when she's acting silly or sarcastic. Too bad they ruined it in season 2 by making her crazy every episode. I think she was better in season 1 to be honest.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:31 No.1883419 File: 1336822300.gif-(2.54 MB, 640x360, 1335134092655.gif) >>1883395 Pinkiefag here, I'm not sure if she's the cutest but for sure she's high-tier

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:31 No.1883420 >>1883393 >>1883400 That Snips looks like he'd have some deep things to talk about given half a chance. Just look at that introspective face.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:32 No.1883423 >>1883416 Ain't that cute BUT IT'S WRONG Again

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:32 No.1883424 >>1883411 >a dozen tiny Pinkie Pie's bouncing around your room >sometimes they climb onto you and they all laugh constantly

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:32 No.1883425 File: 1336822324.jpg-(61 KB, 462x260, 1334307466194.jpg) >>1883416

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:32 No.1883426 File: 1336822331.gif-(1.84 MB, 560x360, pinkie cute.gif) >>1883414 HAHAHA

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:32 No.1883427 File: 1336822335.png-(427 KB, 900x900, Pinkie Bow.png) >>1883414 I like the bubble. It's nice and pink in here.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:32 No.1883428 >>1883420 he's seen some shit

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:33 No.1883431 >>1883420 I just like his scissor sword

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:33 No.1883432 >>1883423 MORNING DRAWFAGS ASSEMBLE. DRAW THIS.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:33 No.1883434 >>1883424 You know there's a computer program that does that, right? You could have ponies crawling around your desktop and climbing your open windows.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:33 No.1883435 >>1883416 >a dozen tiny Pinkie Pies all sing a song for you, complete with coordinated dance routine

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:33 No.1883437 >>1883423 What's that from? Ren & Stimpy?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:34 No.1883438 >>1883437 Two Stupid Dogs

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:34 No.1883439 >>1883434 >implying I don't have a Pinkie Pie running around my smartphone screen constantly

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:34 No.1883440 >>1883437 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLwAjOGQcHo

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:34 No.1883442 >>1883434 >Implying I haven't got Pinkie & Sweetie running around right now.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:34 No.1883443 >>1883400 >you will never be this good at anything

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:35 No.1883446 this thread is causing a painful tightness in my chest...

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:35 No.1883448 >>1883435 >a dozen tiny Raritys clamber all over you with tiny rolls of measuring tape trying to take your measurements

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:35 No.1883449 File: 1336822545.gif-(21 KB, 106x126, trotcycle_parade_left.gif) >>1883435 Aw shit nig-HNNNGGGG! When was the last update of desktop ponies?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:35 No.1883450 >>1883443 What if I'm good at not being good?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:35 No.1883451 File: 1336822558.jpg-(40 KB, 447x599, manly tear.jpg) >>1883443 You're right. I'll surpass it and become a god among mortals.

>>	Snarky Bastard 05/12/12(Sat)07:35 No.1883452 >>1883435 >a dozen tiny Rarities all running up and down your body getting your measurements and sewing clothes while occasionally singing

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:36 No.1883453 >>1883440 >>1883438 Ahh... Now I remember. I liked the Secret Squirrel segments better...

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:36 No.1883455 >>1883453 Yeah they were better. Still fun though.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:36 No.1883456 >>1883442 >>1883439 I just figured the way you were all going on about it like it was hypothetical, that you hadn't heard. Personally I enjoyed little Horos running around my screen.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:37 No.1883461 >>1883450 You're capable of using a computer, you've already failed.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:37 No.1883462 >>1883453 I fucking loved that show.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:37 No.1883464 >>1883443 The sadder thing is even if you are that good at something you can still be hard pressed to make any steady money out of it. Doubly so if it's something to do with art.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:37 No.1883465 >>1883448 >a dozen tiny Applejacks team up to cook you an expertly-prepared meal >they need like three or four of them at a time to use the cooking tools

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:38 No.1883470 >>1883456 But REAL tiny ponies running around in THE THIRD DIMENSION would be so much better than any program

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:38 No.1883471 >>1883461 Being good at something doesn't mean being perfect. If I was perfect at not being good at things you would have been right. But being good means that there is still room for improvement.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:39 No.1883473 File: 1336822771.png-(226 KB, 838x949, tumblr_m33uc8Ow1o1rr95hmo2_128(...).png) nasse, and well any artist really, needs to do more pictures like this of all the pone

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:40 No.1883476 >>1883470 As nice as it'd be to have a dozen little Pinkie's in your room, imagine the mess they'd cause You'd have to be super careful not to tread on them too. It's a risky trade-off

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:40 No.1883477 File: 1336822838.jpg-(7 KB, 251x183, lemonkeyface.jpg) @1883446 there is no need 2 b upset lol xD

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:40 No.1883482 File: 1336822859.png-(373 KB, 654x736, MiniNMM.png) >>1883473 I really love miniponies and wished that they were real. I would buy at least 4.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:41 No.1883484 >>1883465 >a dozen tiny Derpys fluttering awkwardly around your room, occasionally bumping into each other >a couple of them collide and land on your lap >they both shake their heads as their eyes go askew >they look up at you >they both smile brightly

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:41 No.1883486 >>1883471 No human can be perfect at anything. Perfection implies absolute impassable objective mastery. That is not possible for a human.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:41 No.1883487 >>1883477 what? i was implying the cuteness was giving me a heart attack

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:41 No.1883488 File: 1336822899.jpg-(17 KB, 400x320, heart-attack-symptoms-picture1.jpg) >This thread

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:42 No.1883492 >>1883486 Still my point stands I can still be good at not being good while being good in a few areas

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:42 No.1883494 File: 1336822944.jpg-(90 KB, 1000x1000, 1332577452664.jpg) >>1883484

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:42 No.1883495 File: 1336822948.png-(86 KB, 500x281, thethreadisametaphor.png) the threads are always on time. even when we're being spammed. how do you do it, mlpg

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:42 No.1883498 >>1883482 don't you like ponies? you need to buy at least 10

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:43 No.1883500

>>1883476
If you would just tell them not to be anywhere near your foot EVER, and you always look where you step there would be no problem.
And I would gladly clean up any mess they would do, if I had a dozen fucking Pinkie Pies!
Maybe they accidentally knock over my coffee or something, but their tear-filled eyes and 'I'M SO EXTRA SUPER SORRY!' cries would make up for it.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:43 No.1883502 >>1883495 Our glorious fascist overlords keep us in line.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:43 No.1883503 >>1883495 how do you draw on fur with a pencil?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:43 No.1883504 File: 1336823016.jpg-(137 KB, 546x438, 4.jpg) Who shot JFK really, General?

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:43 No.1883506

>>1883476
Man I would love a dozen little Rarities in my room. I would buy them one of those toy castles to let them live in it. Or better some legos and let them built whatever they want. I would be very careful when they are out and they would never leave any mess.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:44 No.1883508 File: 1336823055.png-(160 KB, 1203x1270, rainbow dash traitor.png) >>1883504 Dash

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:44 No.1883509 File: 1336823060.gif-(26 KB, 480x360, GOTTAGOSATURATION.gif) >>1883503

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:44 No.1883512 >>1883484 >a dozen extra-tiny Sweetie Belles, Scootaloos and Apple Blooms play with your old Lego sets, pretending to be adventurers, aliens, X-Wing pilots, Aquanauts, etc.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:44 No.1883514 >>1883503 Get one of the really soft ones used for art. Those can draw on fur easily.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:44 No.1883517 Fucking hell, 4chan X's coding is going to shit. First it didn't post anything so I reinstalled it and now it won't show pictures properly.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:44 No.1883519 >>1883504 According to season 3 of Mad Men, Lee Harvey Oswald.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:45 No.1883522 >>1883506 and then one morning you would wake up and step on a lego, and in a fit of rage kill all your Rarities

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:45 No.1883525 >>1883498 But they are expensive as fuck man. Maybe after years of saving money I could reach that number but till then four will have to suffice.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:45 No.1883527 >>1883522 HAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:45 No.1883528 >>1883500 What if you're trying to sleep, but a few of them aren't tired? You know what Pinkie is like - she'd have to burn out that energy somehow, and that'd keep you awake There's nothing sexual implied here, stop that

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:45 No.1883529 >>1883519 What an idiotic theory.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:46 No.1883535 >>1883522 >implying I haven't gained immunity to anger that resulted from years of stepping on legos What kind of weak man do you think I am?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:46 No.1883538 >>1883506 >house made of legos But...but they'd be standing on lego all the time You monster

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:46 No.1883540 File: 1336823214.jpg-(13 KB, 480x360, cutecutecute.jpg) >>1883519 >According to season 3 of Mad Men Don Draper DUN DUN DUN

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:47 No.1883545 >>1883538 Worse than Hitler, Stalin and Ross combined.

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:48 No.1883547

>>1883528
Lie down on the bed, tell all of them to gather around, spread my arms out in a hug, and tell them stories until we all fall asleep.
If that's not working, then damn, I'm okay with 4 hours of sleep a day if it means I can have a dozen little Pinkies!
But shit, I would need to make sure that the cofee is locked away and that they can NEVER get to it.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:48 No.1883550 >>1883538 What if Lego Pony wait, fuck

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:48 No.1883556 >>1883522 >bedroom is covered in warhammer sprues >the tiny edges of legos hardly even tickle after years of walking over chaos daemons and chainswords

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:49 No.1883557 File: 1336823341.jpg-(538 KB, 1024x768, 1327902977137.jpg) >>1883550

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:49 No.1883558 >>1883512 >a dozen tiny Lunas all sit on your windowsill at night to look at the moon through your window >they can't all fit on it at once and sometimes bump each other off

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:49 No.1883560 >>1883550 >walks on lego tile >get stuck

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:49 No.1883562

>>1883547
>four hours sleep a day
As nice as it would be to have a dozen little pinkies, just imagine a month of that sleep schedule
You'd be so burnt out. You wouldn't be able to keep your Pinkie's entertained and play with them because you'd be so tired

They might even feel a little rejected, anon.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:50 No.1883563 >>1883557 alright lego guys. you can stop now. shit is getting weird

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:50 No.1883564

>>1883538
O h god you're right...
Well I'm sure that I could buy a new carpet and cut it to little pieces for each room.
And they would choose the furniture. If needed I'm sure someone would make some mini wood furniture.
And again if they didn't like it a toy castle isn't put of the question.
Anything for my mini legion of mini Rarities...And maybe later I would but a batch of Twilights and with they would magic up a home

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:50 No.1883565 >>1883557 Wow, look at all that cheating he had to do and still only manage a shitty end product.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:50 No.1883566 >>1883558 You underestimate the size of my windowsill

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:51 No.1883573 File: 1336823474.png-(73 KB, 568x750, 1335200239711.png) >>1883540 >implying the amoral bourgeoisie weren't completely devastated and disenchanted by JFK's assassination Do you even? >>1883529 >mfw Americans clap after assassinating their presidents

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:51 No.1883574 File: 1336823496.jpg-(31 KB, 300x400, enguarde.jpg) >>1883566 >You underestimate the size of my windowsill Prepare to die

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:52 No.1883575

>>1883562
If that would be the case, then after a week or so I would gather them all up and say 'Enough is Enough! You may be Pinkie Pie, but I'm the one who gives all of you food, shelter, EVERYTHING, so from now on, there is a curfew for Pinkie's at 10 o'clock, GOT IT? No, no, please don't cry! I didn't mean to hurt, no god damn it stop making that face nooooo please don't cry!'

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:52 No.1883577 >>1883575 Doesn't stop my cat, why should it stop Pinkie?

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:52 No.1883578

>>1883558
>a dozen tiny Celestias all sit down and have a pleasant chat over some Cheez-Its (which to them are more like full-sized crackers) and tea served out of tiny teacups
>they serve as your little advisors, gently guiding you towards a happier life

...okay I'm done now

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:53 No.1883581 >>1883578 My heart

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:53 No.1883583 >>1883577 Pinkie isn't a bitchy little cat. I love cats, but they think they're gods. Even the relatively humble ones.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:54 No.1883585 >>1883577 Because a cat is a cat, but Pinkie doesn't want to hurt your feelings and wants you to be happy, and if she saw that her shenanigans are wearing you out they would try to tone it down.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:54 No.1883587 >>1883575 You'd chastise your Pinkies, after they already feel rejected? I'm sorry anon, but we just can't let you take these Pones home with you. You aren't suited to their...special needs

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:54 No.1883591 File: 1336823674.gif-(2.36 MB, 516x285, Oh god why.gif) >>1883575 Wow and I thought that guy that made his Rarities live in a lego house was a monster You...Dear god I am disgusted with the human race. >>1883577 Could you handle this times twelve?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:54 No.1883594 File: 1336823686.jpg-(161 KB, 375x558, thiswasourguythenherocked.jpg) >>1883573 >Do you even Nope, I'm Canadian.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:55 No.1883598 File: 1336823720.png-(59 KB, 374x422, 1336738799758.png) >you will never live long enough to see bioengineering or nanotechnology progress far enough to make mini ponies >or even big ponies

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:55 No.1883600 >>1883587 >>1883591 >Generation X liberal parents in the making Discipline your Pinkies, people, before they turn to a life of hedonism and debauchery!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:55 No.1883601 File: 1336823738.png-(201 KB, 900x390, 1336556635585.png) >should have been to bed several hours ago >waiting for the General to get good >this thread is heart attack central >i can now sleep easy Goodnight MLPG, have cute sleeping pone as a parting gift.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:55 No.1883602 >>1883587 >>1883591 >Can't make curfews and tell my own Pinkie's to go to sleep partially for their own good What the fuck am I reading?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:56 No.1883612 >>1883598 BUT WE HAVE MEDIUM PONIES

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:56 No.1883613 >>1883598 Hey did you ever, or did that guy ever colour the bearded scratch?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:56 No.1883614 File: 1336823806.png-(317 KB, 628x979, ask_bright_eyes Bright_Eyes ca(...).png) >>1883602 https://www.facebook.com/vermin.supreme.1/posts/247710782002755 >vermin supreme

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:57 No.1883620 >>1883598 >waiting for someone else to do it for you THIS IS WHY WE DON'T HAVE THEM YET. Go read up some books nigga, you going to to collage.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:57 No.1883621 >>1883612 NO PONIES EVER I'm sorry it has to be this way

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:57 No.1883622

>>1883602
>>1883600
You tow clearly are unfit to take care of your Pinkies
If you wanted to act like this you should have bought Twilights.
But now it's to late.
Clearly you are unfit for taking care of mini ponies.
Not only are we taking away your Pinkies but you aren't allowed to have any other mini ponies

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:58 No.1883625 >>1883620 >collage Every time

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:59 No.1883631 >>1883598 BITCH IF NEEDED I WILL VOLUNTEER AS A TEST SUBJECT FOR UPLOADING BRAINS TO COMPUTERS PROJECTS IF THAT MEANS A LONGER LIFE THAT COULD LEAD TO PONIES

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:59 No.1883632 >>1883620 i've heard good things about youniversity

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:59 No.1883633 >>1883622 >implying your weak and ultimately destructive methods of ponenting won't lead to the collective downfalls of the Pinkies >implying you're an officially registered mini-pony management executive with credentials

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:59 No.1883636 >>1883620 I'm an EE major. It's too late for me to help

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:00 No.1883638

>>1883622
I refuse to hand my Pinkie Pies over.
They are all having a good time here, they have everything they wish for, we laugh and sing and dance, but they are like children sometimes, and you can't just let them to do as they please every time they want!
I'm sorry, but there are certain laws and discipline that even Pinkie's need to follow.
All is not sunshine and rainbows.

>>	Goaty McGoaterson [Baaaaard] 05/12/12(Sat)08:01 No.1883649 >>1883418 Everyone thinks she was better in s1. Because she was better in s1.

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:01 No.1883651

>>1883633
>implying a Pinkie would act and respond to parenting in the same manner as a kid or an animal
She's not a pet. You can't just tell her what to do and expect her to do it, especially if there are 12 of them
Have you ever seen a kids party? They do what they want, when they want, fuelled by a sugar rush of cake and Cola

Now imagine that, but all the time, because this is Pinkie we're talking about here

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:02 No.1883652

>>1883633
Sir have you even taken the Pinkie Mini Pony Owner class? There are special rules that you must follow. You should have known this would happen.
>>1883638
If needed we will use force to take them away sir. If you really care about them you would let them go and be happy. Maybe if you take some special training classes and pass a few exams we may return them to you but if you continue to resist you will lose everything

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:03 No.1883657 >>1883649 Nothing was better in S1 Except Suited for Success

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:03 No.1883659 This thread... Where is Dafty when we need him

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:04 No.1883663 >>1883657 I liked S2 better than S1 too (barely), but to say all of S1 was crap...

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:04 No.1883664 >>1883652 But they ARE happy here, don't you understand? I made a curfew so they will go to sleep in time, and wake up fresh and ready-to-go in the morning! It was for their own good! I've done nothing wrong, and you can't take them from me!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:05 No.1883665 >>1883651 >>1883652 >generation X liberal parents refusing to accept that they're wrong >2012

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:05 No.1883670 File: 1336824332.gif-(889 KB, 700x525, 1329129525679.gif)

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:06 No.1883673 I'm going to have to try and draw some mini ponies this afternoon now, just hope I can do something decent enough to show (also first I gotta finish my pic of Frank n Furter)

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:06 No.1883674 >>1883664 >handles barret 50. cal tactical sniper rifle >loads my combat shotgun You're going to hand over those horses, you made them cry

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:06 No.1883677 >>1883670 WHERE ARE THEY GOING AND WHY DON'T THEY EVER GET THERE?1

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:06 No.1883678 >>1883670 BEST PONE

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:07 No.1883683

>>1883664
Sir this is your last warning. Please think of the Pinkies. Look it's still not to late. I'll see what I can do to help you. I know you love them and you care about them but each pony has special needs and rules you must follow. If you continue this you will lose everything. Pleas anon just trust me

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:07 No.1883684 >>1883665 >implying anyone here will ever be a parent And thank god, because we'd all be massive fuck-ups - the only redeeming quality would be that our kids would have good taste in cartoons and comics and the vidya

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:07 No.1883686 >>1883670 >That Rarity Oh god what

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:07 No.1883690 >>1883674 youtube pls go

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:08 No.1883696 >>1883684 I would be an awesome parent if not for the fact that I don't want the responsibility.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:08 No.1883698 >>1883684 >comics Yeah...my country doesn't really have those so I'm not to good with them. But now I know who I need to ask for opinions

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:08 No.1883699 >>1883684 >implying anyone here has good taste in comics, cartoons or vidya You people still haven't watched The Amazing Screw-On Head. How can you say you have good taste?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:08 No.1883700 >>1883683 OKAY OKAY, I'll erase the fucking curfew, and they can do whatever the fuck they like as long as they don't do harm in themselves or each other. Happy now? Everything is back the way it way. Now get the fuck away from my house.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:08 No.1883701 File: 1336824531.png-(172 KB, 1089x1274, tiny ponies.png) so yeah...

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:09 No.1883704 >>1883665 >Beat your children with a bible until they cower at the sight of you >This will surely make them grow up well adjusted and nice

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:09 No.1883706 File: 1336824595.jpg-(49 KB, 902x448, a.jpg) I don't why, but collab between official voice actor and fan bothers me for some reason. Creber is Appleboom's VA, Mando is www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOFA9rr5S24 guy

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:10 No.1883709 >>1883699 Don't you start with good taste. Your kid would have the most warped opinions imaginable. He'd probably think MLP is a show for little girls >>1883696 This feel

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:10 No.1883711 >>1883706 What the fuck tell me that's not real please

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:10 No.1883712

>>1883700
I'm sorry anon it's to late. I have to take them away. But you're already on the right path. Look the there aren't many classes and the exams can be taken anytime. I'll see what I can do and you will have your Pinkies back in a weak at most if everything go according to plan.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:10 No.1883713 >>1883704 I don't hit kids, my mother never hit me. But she certainly set a good example through the use of proper discipline and whatnot, and I've grown up pretty well today. You can't just not discipline kids, you know, this is fact.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:11 No.1883718 Wasn't Script going to host a MLPGDND session around this time?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:11 No.1883720 >>1883704 >let your children do whatever they like without any sort of discipline >be puzzled when they smoke crack and fuck each other's brains out when they're 12

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:11 No.1883721 >>1883706 She's just a kid. She doesn't know what she's doing. right?

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:11 No.1883722

>>1883709
>most warped opinions imaginable
More like best. He'd be absolutely right. Don't even argue, you've admitted in the past that you agree with me on most things. Can't just take it back, yo. Also, didn't you say you weren't going to talk to me in the threads any more?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:12 No.1883723 >>1883706 Level complete

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:12 No.1883724 >>1883709 >This feel The best way around it is to have lots of brothers, sisters, and in-laws. Then you get nieces and nephews to "play with" and by that I mean "corrupt". My sister is pregnant with my 14th niece/nephew as we speak. Can't wait.

DM 05/12/12(Sat)08:12 No.1883725

I'd just like to thank MLPG for taking up my time last night, this morning I'm feeling much worse and I'd hate to think how bad it would've been if I also had a hangover.

Does anyone want to have a round of MLPGFMTOPQ (D&D) or should I just waste the day playing vidya and watching cartoons?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:12 No.1883727 >>1883720 >not using a parenting method that features extreme corporal punishment I can't be the only one who had what was essentially The Chokey from Matilda, right? I turned out fine, see? Right?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:12 No.1883728 >>1883712 But what the fuck? Everything is back to normal, it's like nothing happened! You said I could keep them! YOU FUCKING LIAR! YOU WON'T TAKE THEM FROM ME!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:12 No.1883729 >>1883713 Look no one here says that there won't be any discipline. BUT WE"RE TALKING ABOUT GODDAMN GROWN UP CARTOON HORSES THAT HAPPEN TO BE PINKIE. WHY ARE WE TRYING TO TREAT THEM LIKE CHILDREN?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:13 No.1883731 derpy is a very ugly pony

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:13 No.1883732 >>1883725 waste it it's Saturday

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:13 No.1883733 >>1883720 Fucking told

>>	Statutory collab. Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:13 No.1883734 >>1883711 https://twitter.com/#!/MichelleCreber/status/201006462707826688 >>1883721 That may be right. But MandoPony is not a kid.

>>	Radiant Dawn 05/12/12(Sat)08:13 No.1883735 >>1883725 FOR CELESTIA!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:13 No.1883736 >>1883706 >investigate >professional actor / singer so, uh, what's he from?

>>	Goaty McGoaterson [Baaaaard] 05/12/12(Sat)08:13 No.1883739 >>1883725 I had a lot of fun yesterday even though I had to bail early. Can't wait for the next installment.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:14 No.1883740 >>1883722 I can, and I shall. I agree on your correct opinions. But you have too many blunder-of-the-century-tier ones to redeem it! and yes I know, but this is somewhat related to the current topic for once

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:14 No.1883743 >>1883699 But I have watched and read the Amazing Screw-on head! You don't even know me, how can you say such a thing?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:14 No.1883744 >>1883725 Didn't you want to run a GRIFFON ONLY, FINAL DESTINATION quest?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:15 No.1883748 >>1883724 Lord Henry, is that you? >>1883725 If I am able to play, then definitely! Are you starting a new quest then?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:15 No.1883752 Would you Michelle Creber, non-sexually??

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:15 No.1883755

>>1883729
Because they're mini-ponies in my household and therefore they have to observe my rules and have a little respect. That's the way it works. My roof, my rules, bucko.

Also, Pinkie's mannerisms lend themselves to childishness. She's very youthful and considering we don't know the exact ages of the ponies, I imagine she's a teen at most.

>>1883740
>implying
I don't have any "blunder" opinions. They're all dandy. I think you just have to come to terms with the fact that other people think differently to the way you do!
You can't use loopholes like that, my friend. Your statement essentially precluded all thread interaction between us. You're breaking your own rules!

>>	MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr 05/12/12(Sat)08:16 No.1883756 >>1883744 Oh man, that sounds hella fun to watch

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:16 No.1883757 >>1883752 >Would you Michelle Creber She's got talent. I hope good things happen for her.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:16 No.1883759 >>1883756 Shut up Roogna >TFW original Griffon DND OG

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:16 No.1883761 >>1883724 haha, i love telling my little nephews bullshit when they want me to explain the world to them.

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:17 No.1883763

>>1883728
Anon please calm down. Look we can make this work. Look the standard procedure is that the Pinkies will stay at a special home till you get your exams. Some are owned by volunteers but most are owned by people who have my positition. You can visit them whenever you want and stay there as long as you want.
Just please listen to me. Everything will be alright.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:17 No.1883764 >>1883725 YES PLEASE I WANTED DND YESTERDAY BUT COULD'D WAKE UP AT 1AM PLEASE DO I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR MY CHANCE TO PLAY DND FOR YEARS We could do it in like 30 mins or so

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:17 No.1883767 File: 1336825059.jpg-(20 KB, 335x363, well fuck you too.jpg) >>1883756 Go away

>>	MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr 05/12/12(Sat)08:17 No.1883768 >>1883759 wha- What does that even mean?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:18 No.1883771 File: 1336825082.png-(80 KB, 316x268, 129982850676.png)

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:18 No.1883772 >>1883755 I have come to understand that, definitely. But...those people are clearly wrong. My opinions are generally perfect. Well I'm not going to initiate the Steam conversation then! Yeah!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:18 No.1883775 >>1883755 > That's the way it works. My roof, my rules, bucko. They are to be treated as your equal. You cannot force them to respect your rules. If they refuse you either conform to them or kick them out.

DM 05/12/12(Sat)08:18 No.1883776
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>>1883748
>>1883744
Yeah yesterday's group wanted to finish what they started later, so I'm either running
1) a side-story in the same setting/storyline, probably involving the griffon kingdom
2) something unrelated to the Old Ironhide story (Not sure what though.)

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:19 No.1883780
File: 1336825170.gif-(1.02 MB, 476x416, Iron Will in Mugen.gif)

>>1883764
I hope you mean original DND. Its making a character and putting your creativity and luck to the test.
>>1883768
It means I had the first Griffon character of these DND quests. At least I think. He was a bard.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:19 No.1883782 File: 1336825174.png-(174 KB, 427x418, 1336257002010.png) >>1883763 I want my Pinkies back...

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:19 No.1883783 >>1883771 >a little Pinkie sees your little friend

>>	MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr 05/12/12(Sat)08:19 No.1883784 File: 1336825181.gif-(703 KB, 486x486, 1319335344043.gif) >>1883767 >>1883759 fine, I hate you guys, I wish I was never part of this family!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:19 No.1883785 >>1883776 But wouldn't be an all griffon team be boring? I like diversity in a group

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:20 No.1883787 >>1883776 I'd like a regular game, I guess, I just want to use the character I wanted to use for my first DND but never got the chance

>>	Goaty McGoaterson [Baaaaard] 05/12/12(Sat)08:20 No.1883788 >>1883776 So we don't need to stick around for whatever you're up to today, then? When do you think you'll run the Ironhide quest next? I'll put it on my calendar.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:20 No.1883791 File: 1336825245.jpg-(95 KB, 1280x720, 133230988516.jpg) >>1883784 >Taking shut up to heart. >>1883785 No man we'd get pink haired Griffons and Blue Griffons and Fat Griffons

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:20 No.1883792 >>1883782 You'll get them back soon anon. I promise. Sucker. Soon all the mini ponies will be mine.

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:20 No.1883793

>>1883772
Your opinions? They're so far from perfect it's physically painful hearing them! Heck, you think Chat Shit: Go Offline is a good game!
Your loss!

>>1883775
>treated as my equal
>in my home
Do they pay the mortgage? Bills? Utilities? Food? Anything? No? Then they respect my rules. And where else can they go? I'm the only ponyfag in this area for miles. What else would they do, live with bronies?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:20 No.1883794 >>1883763 But taking them from an Orphanage from here... DON'T YOU SEE THE DAMAGE YOU ARE DOING IS EVEN BIGGER THAN THE DAMAGE YOU ARE DOING

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:20 No.1883795 >>1883752 No, but I would Appleboom.

>>	MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr 05/12/12(Sat)08:21 No.1883796 >>1883780 Oh but before I go a griffon bard sounds awesome. You're a cool dude

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:21 No.1883798 >>1883780 I do, but I'll settle for any sort of RPG like this. no one around where I live plays or has even heard of such things

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:21 No.1883800 >>1883776 DM are you really about to run right now? I'll play. I made 2 other character I kind of want to get to using

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:22 No.1883804 >>1883794 Anon I live across the street.

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:23 No.1883807
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>>1883784
Celestia never actually banished Luna to the moon. No one can do that. And it doesn't make any sense.

One day Luna had a fit, and fucked off. Celestia had to make up a cool story to keep the throne credible.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:23 No.1883813 >>1883796 I'm only making a Griffon hunter if we do Griffon quest because I know everyone'll be making Griff bards

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:23 No.1883814

>>1883793
Bronies would treat them far better than you are currently.
They'd fawn all over them. Pinkie would use you like a cat - as soon as someone offers more food and shelter, or in this case love, affection and laxer rules she'd be out of that door in seconds.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:23 No.1883815 File: 1336825437.jpg-(40 KB, 343x390, hullabaloo.jpg) >>1883807

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:23 No.1883816 File: 1336825438.png-(1.63 MB, 1199x1200, rpg.png) Where's the expanded edition of these rules? The pastebin link doesn't work.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:24 No.1883817 >>1883807 >>1883784 God I want to bang Luna and Celestia in a hate three-some

DM 05/12/12(Sat)08:24 No.1883818

>>1883785
It's just set in the griffon kingdom, you can play as a pony adventurer who was caught there at the wrong time, a Diamond Dog who emerged from his cave and realized shit was going down, a traveling zebra, etc.

I should be good to play once this horse dies.

Next Ironhide session is either tonight, or if we can't get everyone here, next friday.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:24 No.1883822 File: 1336825463.jpg-(27 KB, 301x298, 1306743188315-(n1316551807522).jpg) >>1883807 And then she was like "Hey Luna. Lets make this a holiday. Just don't leave Canterlot for 1000 years and then come back acting all evil! Then we can have free candy each year!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:24 No.1883823 >>1883804 Oh, okay then. I'll be over at you all the time until I get my Pinkie's back, so be prepared.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:24 No.1883828 File: 1336825483.png-(163 KB, 467x437, 1334135586572.png) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SMcXilE7z8 Why does this remind me of pinkie so much? I could just imagine her showing up at my door, and following her to a surprise party.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:24 No.1883829 >>1883818 >Tonight YES

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:25 No.1883832 >>1883818 >Tonight FUCK YES! Fuck I hope everyone will come

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)08:25 No.1883833 File: 1336825510.jpg-(1.82 MB, 1777x4995, MLPGDNDRPG rules.jpg) >>1883816 Works fine for me http://pastebin.com/66SXJuKP

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:25 No.1883836

>>1883814
>implying I'm treating them badly
Not really. They get everything they want and all the love and attention anyone could ask for, they just have to behave reasonably and listen to what I tell them. Bronies can't give them the lifestyle I can, nor the same security and assurance. It's no contest.

I think the difference here is that you think they're animals, while I think they're children. You're a horrible person!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:25 No.1883837 >>1883818 Oh Oh fuck yes Do we have a player limit And do we need to decide our character's inventory and whatnot?

>>	Goaty McGoaterson [Baaaaard] 05/12/12(Sat)08:25 No.1883840 >>1883818 >tonight I can't make it ;_; Can absolutely do Friday, though.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:25 No.1883841 >>1883822 They are princesses. Absolute monarchs. Any candy is a free candy if Celestia tells so.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:26 No.1883843 >>1883816 >Discord >chaotic neutral

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:26 No.1883844 File: 1336825577.png-(358 KB, 711x509, 1323308029825.png) >>1883818 >>1883837 I was just about to asks that. I was wondering if I could join even though there was already an initial party.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:26 No.1883845 >>1883843 >Discord >Evil

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:26 No.1883847 >>1883823 Sure anon... Now give me the Pinkies becaus I need to report soon or they will send someone else to investigate. You get dressed up and everything and go to the Mini Pony center to register for classes. I'll just wait you in the house okay?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:26 No.1883848 >>1883818 I'd come if I knew I wasn't going to be tired as fuck because of my shitty sleep schedule. I guess i'll wait till next friday.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:27 No.1883851 >>1883818 How does this even work? I never played one of these things so I have no clue what the heck they are even like.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:27 No.1883852 >>1883843 We already went over this. He wants to have fun and doesn't care how. But he's not really out to kill people.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:27 No.1883854 >>1883840 You fled our group anyway you coward LOOKING FOR A BARD FOR OUR GROUP!

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:27 No.1883856

>>1883836
Ha! No, I see them as small children. And if they had to choose between the guy who sets them a bedtime and the one who lets them munch on his spaghetti all through the night and do whatever they please, the kid will pick the brony every time.

Sorry, you just aren't cut out to own a dozen pinkies

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:27 No.1883859 File: 1336825678.jpg-(153 KB, 499x391, 1324233687325.jpg) >>1883845 >implying he isn't evil

>>	Goaty McGoaterson [Baaaaard] 05/12/12(Sat)08:28 No.1883862 >>1883854 I HAD TO MAN I DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:28 No.1883863 >>1883856 He's good for Twilight and AJ though. Maybe Rarity too.

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:28 No.1883865

>>1883851
Make your character
DM explains the situation. Explain how you would want to react to it. Sometimes you have to "Roll" for outcomes. lower numbers lead to negative impacts while higher numbers can be more succesful.

That's really it. Stay creative and try to be lucky.

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:28 No.1883866

>>1883856
>Small children
Then clearly you're not horrible, just inept (and totally unaware of what it is that children gravitate to). I feel bad for you, and hope you never become a parent. Or own a dozen Pinkies, I can only imagine how badly you'd mistreat them!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:28 No.1883868 >>1883847 Okay, I'll be right outside! Only after I opened every single source of gas in the house and lighted a match... YOU WON'T TAKE THEM

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:28 No.1883869 File: 1336825738.gif-(312 KB, 578x599, 1329015155355.gif) >>1883859 he isn't

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:29 No.1883871 File: 1336825750.png-(161 KB, 500x435, thismakestotalsense.png) >>1883822 Then what we do is: We trick that purple one into fucking off. We'll tell her she has to go to Ponyville to study ... friendship. She'll totally fall for it!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:29 No.1883872 >>1883859 >implying he is

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:29 No.1883873 >>1883862 You could have at least TRIED to help!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:29 No.1883874 >>1883854 I mean I could run Gul again. Hes a Griffon bard

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:29 No.1883876 >>1883818 >when this horse ded >have to leave soon FUCK Oh well I would have probably just sucked and made everything less enjoyable for everyone with my lack of experience

DM 05/12/12(Sat)08:30 No.1883879

>>1883837
>>1883844
To pick out your starting gear, just think what would be reasonable for your character to carry along. Usually some gear, a weapon, maybe some personal items like a book or a pendant or something.

Player limit is six people

As this is a new game, there is no old party, so anyone can join.
The Ironhide game will be later, and feature the people who were playing yesterday.

>>1883851
What >>1883865 said.
If you want to read up on what the past ones were like, here's some links.
http://arch.413chan.net/mlp1734756.html
Tainted Element
http://arch.413chan.net/mlp1863738.html
http://arch.413chan.net/mlp1866229.html
Old Ironhide

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:30 No.1883882

>>1883866
>me
>mistreat a dozen of my waifu's
OVER THE LINE

I think >>1883863 got it spot on though. Pinkie wouldn't be suited to your parenting ethics. Well, she would, but hot diggety damn would she not enjoy it and possibly even grow to dislike you and your fun-restrictive rules

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:30 No.1883884 File: 1336825855.png-(279 KB, 2000x1797, Definitely not best pony, (...).png) >>1883836

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:31 No.1883888 >>1883868 God fucking dammit I knew mini ponies won't be a good idea.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:31 No.1883890 File: 1336825899.jpg-(2 KB, 126x84, 1336318704194s.jpg) Hey DM Who the hell is Grogar?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:32 No.1883897 >>1883890 Antagonist of the earlier MLP series.

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:32 No.1883898

>>1883869
He could be considered neutral if he would have actually been neutral towards the actions of the other characters but he deliberately affected their actions out of pure malevolence. And no, the "chaos" stuff doesn't excuse his actions as he actually wanted to rule the chaos and didn't like anybody else interfering, he is not even really chaotic.

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)08:33 No.1883902 >>1883843 >>1883859 His trickster god schtick really comes off as more of a Chaotic Neutral dickhead than the MAIM KILL BURN BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD feel more commonly associated with Chaotic Evil.

>>	Goaty McGoaterson [Baaaaard] 05/12/12(Sat)08:33 No.1883904 >>1883873 I expect you guys in-character, of course to give me unending amounts of shit when I return to the party.

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:33 No.1883907

>>1883882
>fun-restrictive
But that's where you misunderstand. I never said she couldn't have fun, and I'd lavish her with love, the way my parents did me. But certainly she couldn't roam free and expect to have everything the way she wanted all the time. No child should be allowed to grow up believing there are no restrictions on their behaviour, no repercussions for mischief. The world doesn't work that way! Pinkie would love the fact that although she has to abide by my rules, she'd be safe growing up with me, and happy and comfortable too. All children want to feel safe even if they're made to go to bad at 9PM rather than 3AM. Plus, after a full day of play every day, she'd be so tired she wouldn't be able to last any longer!

Of course, I am speaking from experience here. I've done a fair bit of child rearing and study of child psychology - you have to be good with kids to study family law, it really helps.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:34 No.1883910 >>1883868 YEAH GO ON KILL THEM YOU DAMN BASTARD THIS SURELY WILL SHOW THEM HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM. THIS DOESN'T PROVE THAT YOU'RE A SELFISH BASTARD THAT ONLY CARES ABOUT HIMSELF OR ANYTHING. I MEAN WHAT'S THE COST? A DOZEN PINKIES. ALMOST NOTHING RIGHT.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:34 No.1883911 >>1883904 Why are you all using your names outside of the quest?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:34 No.1883912 File: 1336826054.gif-(1.31 MB, 448x540, 1326656696354.gif) >Anxious to get my friend off partner HURRY UP I WANNA NOW I WUN MY CUTIE MARK NOOOOOOOOW

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:34 No.1883913 >>1883904 Oh don't worry, we'll totally slap your shit

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:34 No.1883917 >>1883902 yeah, but KILL BURN MAIM isn't really an option in MLP to begin with. He is the closest to chaotic evil in the screwy pony universe.

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)08:35 No.1883919 >>1883911 I can't speak for the others but I put on my DM tag whenever I look for people to play with.

>>	Goaty McGoaterson [Baaaaard] 05/12/12(Sat)08:35 No.1883921 >>1883911 To eliminate confusion? >>1883913 Good.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:35 No.1883925 >>1883902 Pretty much how I saw him. Heck, Discord even ask if Twilight wants to join along. He the chaos to Celestia/Luna Order.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:36 No.1883929 File: 1336826171.png-(800 KB, 2000x1385, 184596 - artist skipsy It_tast(...).png)

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:37 No.1883937

>>1883907
But this is what you do not understand
Pinkie isn't a child. She lives on her own. Okay in the Cake's house but she has a job and does whatever she wants.This is your big mistake. You can't treat her like a small kid.
And she running out of energy? Yeah right. That happens only in extreme situations. And she would probably recover in less than an hour.
You aren't raising them. You live with them. You're house, you're rules true but if they don't like that they will leave.

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:37 No.1883940

>>1883907
>implying I didn't spend a good half a year studying developmental psychology
Remember, we're talking about a dozen mini Pinkies here. There will always be three or so of them who are still full of energy, especially when surrounded by other Pinkies. It's like some energy singularity.

But no, my point was that given the choice between a rule-free brony household, and yours, Pinkie would choose the brony. It's not the smart choice, and they'd regret it after a week or so, but once he has his cheeto-ridden claws on them, you can bet he won't let them loose.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:37 No.1883941 >>1883929 What kind of horn is that?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:38 No.1883943 File: 1336826286.png-(454 KB, 1627x1535, GriffJessyrape.png) >>1883768 You like Griffons don't you, Roogna?

DM 05/12/12(Sat)08:38 No.1883944

>>1883917
I'll admit most of my knowledge of the old gens is second hand info and a few youtube clips, but I was under the impression that Tirek was pretty much straight up Satan.
Also my quest already takes some fairly large liberties with show canon, for better or for worse.
I do think I should pick out a CG LN and CE deity. LN could just be THE LAW though.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:38 No.1883946 File: 1336826323.png-(345 KB, 900x1296, Fluttershy-yay.png) i liek poan

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:38 No.1883947 >>1883917 No, a real Chaotic Evil would want to HARM ponies, Discord never harmed anyone, but Chrysalis harmed Celestia and the changelings harmed other ponies. Get it now?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:38 No.1883948 >>1883937 >you're Dammit I need to go sleep

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:39 No.1883951 >>1883944 Who would be CG?

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)08:39 No.1883957 >>1883951 Pinkie

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:39 No.1883958 >>1883946 faggot >>1883951 Pinkie

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:39 No.1883959 >>1883957 Oh yeah, that makes sense

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:40 No.1883961 >>1883951 The flamboyant sea serpent who's name has fled my mind?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:40 No.1883963 >>1883947 He brainwashed the ponies and screwed over all of Equestria, how isn't that harmful?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:40 No.1883964 >>1883961 Steven ... I kinda miss him. He was an okay character

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)08:40 No.1883966 >>1883944 >CG LN and CE deity herp derp, meant CG, LN and LE Pinkie, THE LAW and NMM perhaps?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:40 No.1883967 >>1883961 Steven Magnet?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:41 No.1883969 >>1883944 LAAAAAAAAW?

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:41 No.1883972

>>1883925
We are forgetting the part where he was a tyrant that ruled equestria and its ponies as a subjugated and unhappy population, had to be violently overthrown and who immediately tried to reestablish that order upon his escape. He delights in causing misery for his own amusement. He is evil brah, hes just not an axe murderer.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:41 No.1883973 File: 1336826489.png-(319 KB, 720x686, 150617 - artist-briskby steven(...).png) >>1883964 >He was an okay character No he wasn't but I still loved him and miss him

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:41 No.1883976 Are there any examples of Chaotic Evil characters that have higher thought processes then MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN? Jenna Angel comes to mind

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:42 No.1883979 >>1883966 By the way I've read a bit about Lawful Good and this was the first time I didn't play a neutral or evil character, so I'll be a better Paladin next time around.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:42 No.1883981 File: 1336826542.jpg-(65 KB, 500x291, 2762247469_faf7e2b17d.jpg) >>1883969

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:42 No.1883983 >Which character is the best at Brick Fighting?

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:43 No.1883985

>>1883937
Do the mini-Pinkies live on their own? Can they function on their own in a world of big things? You seem to be the one misunderstanding here. I'm not talking about a full-sized Pinkie. She'd be her own person and I'd treat her as such - definitely she'd have to pay rent and whatnot, more of an au pere. But mini-Pinkies aren't the same. They're small, for one. They can't survive in the human world on their own. They need someone to take care of them.

>>1883940
I think you raise an interesting issue here over whether the "brony" would let go. And certainly I can see the reasoning in the latter statement about them choosing to leave if they can't lead the life they like - my brother did the same thing and he came back days later. But that's to be expected.

>always full of energy
Hmm. That's true, I suppose, but then, I imagine like putting 12 children around each other they'd tire each other out, in the end.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:43 No.1883986 >>1883973 Would you with Magnet?

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)08:43 No.1883989 >>1883976 From what I remember, Chaotic Evil is mostly the alignment of demons. As another example, in the Warcraft RPG the Scourge, Burning Legion and Deathwing are Chaotic Evil

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:43 No.1883993 File: 1336826627.gif-(50 KB, 212x199, 1319932741441.gif) >>1883983 Rarity CAUSE SHES A http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrBx6mAWYPU

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:44 No.1883997 >>1883964 >>1883967 So besides Steven, the two dragons from S1 and Dan (who later was contradicted by the show) what other characters were named by youtube?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:44 No.1883999 >>1883976 Jenna Angel wasn't chaotic evil, man. She was neutral evil. Simply because she tried to undermine Cuvier's lawful evil society doesn't make her chaotic.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:45 No.1884003 >>1883997 That shy yellow background pony

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:45 No.1884005 File: 1336826749.png-(448 KB, 1200x1428, 142891 - artist-Kyute-Kitsune (...).png) >>1884003

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:47 No.1884014 File: 1336826821.jpg-(103 KB, 899x748, 132145 - artist-KTurtle bullwi(...).jpg) Would you sing this to Luna with some other ponies? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeoYI9VOlIE inb4 >FONV version. I like this one best cause of the back up singers.

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:47 No.1884016

>>1883989
Would a person who has no qualms killing innocents to establish a world of chaos, where all humans are turned into demons, be deemed chaotic evil, then?

Jenna Angel is from Digital Devil Saga, where the sun causes a disease that petrifies people, and the only way to prevent it is through being tuned into demons that have to constantly feed and kill other humans to survive. Her Lawful counterpart wants to establish an elite society of demons, using the impoverished and otherwise underprivileged of society as food to ensure the continued survival of humans, while Jenna Angel rejects this and wants to turn everyone into demons, then let themselves sort it out, deeming it more fair. Would that be chaotic evil?

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:48 No.1884026

>>1883985
Not being able to survive in our would means nothing.
They would still have their original personality. They are dependent on you true. But do you really think that the would accept the curfew and the other rules? Look maybe a few rules but too many and they will be unhappy. And Pinkie would try to find another home. And if all of them couldn't they would probably just stay in one room away from you, go Pinkamena and pretend the a poster or whatever is the owner of the room and that it treats them better than you and lets them stay how late they want

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:51 No.1884041 File: 1336827107.png-(56 KB, 177x200, we dred.png) we dred

LK 05/12/12(Sat)08:52 No.1884044
File: 1336827130.gif-(2.59 MB, 250x250, 130452411137.gif)

So I'm fairly certain that I'm gonna be starting up my quest next week, but I'm not sure when. What time do other quests go on? I was kinda hoping for Wednesday to be clear, but even then I'm not sure what time would be good.

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:52 No.1884047

>>1884016
I know where Jenna Angel is from. You don't have to explain it to me, haha, I'm an old-school SMTfag. And no, that's not the basis of the alignment - furthermore you're generalising SMT's Darwinist principles into one narrow strata, which is inaccurate. Chiaki wasn't chaotic evil either. Neither is Lucifer. You sorely misunderstand their intents. Their intentions are to create worlds of social Darwinism and constant upheaval, but that doesn't make them chaotic - it makes their intentions so. Their methods and their characters are strictly neutral, and, hell, according to some perspectives, not even evil.

Chaotic, to use an SMT example, is Chaos Hero from the first game and his destructive, hurtful and malign influence on the world around him. Jenna Angel is not chaotic in the same sense, at all.

>>1884026
But it means everything! You're being too hypothetical. If they can't survive in our world their personalities don't matter, and certainly if they could they wouldn't be unchanging. Everything adapts. You're not only completely misinterpreting what I'm saying but you're also exaggerating my statements too.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:53 No.1884048 File: 1336827181.jpg-(95 KB, 900x957, roundabout2.jpg) >>1884041 We gotta spin things up!

DM 05/12/12(Sat)08:53 No.1884050

>>1884016
Could be Neutral Evil too. My understanding of Chaotic Evil is mostly things that are either unnatural hate constructs, like demons, or evil beings that have gone way past the deep end of madness. Chaotic Evil is for things that cannot be reasoned or bargained with, and would prefer to just crush you into a weeping mess of organs in a sack of skin just because they kinda get a boner out of it. It's less about wanting something or really having a coherent plan or idea, as it is just straight up wanting to watch the world burn.

And yes Discord does fit that description, but he still seems too willing to sit down and just annoy people for kicks for me to really call him truly Chaotic Evil.

Of course this is just my view on things. Alignments have always caused a lot of debate because they are so hard to define.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:53 No.1884051 File: 1336827238.png-(261 KB, 333x519, 1336479181777.png) >>1884048 >Last Round up

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:54 No.1884057 Curious, is anything going to happen in the next hour or 2?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:54 No.1884059 >>1884050 So when horse is dead we'll check who is here from yesterday and if we're not were going to make a new one? Am I allowed to come with a different character then?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:55 No.1884063 >>1884048 How did that pole even get through her that way

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:55 No.1884064
File: 1336827330.png-(99 KB, 500x318, he still believes in chaos.png)

>>1884041
>we dred

>>1884047
I know, Terse, Nocturne and DS2 show how neutral the end goals of the Law/Chaos factions can be. Ronaldo and Yamato aim for worlds that fit the Law/Chaos archetypes respectively, yet Ronaldo is clearly a Chaosfag while Yamato is a Lawfag

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:55 No.1884065 >>1884057 Nothing is going to happen until Season 3

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)08:55 No.1884067 >>1884059 Yeah. Once this horse is dead I'll check if the Ironhide party is here. If not, I'll run the griffon kingdom side story instead.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:56 No.1884068 >>1884063 carousel ponying is punishment for rarity trying to mimic the master alicorn race

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:56 No.1884069 File: 1336827364.png-(163 KB, 561x565, 1332526548306.png) did I miss the dnd again?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:56 No.1884072 >>1884044 PQ has Monday and Aspirant has Tuesday this upcoming week. I'm unsure when Lyraquest happens. As far as I know Wednesday is open, though you'll have to confirm with the other questers.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:56 No.1884073 File: 1336827365.jpg-(25 KB, 647x448, 1329934001989.jpg) >>1884057 We DND when this thread dies. Also new episode today

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:56 No.1884075 >>1884069 no

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:56 No.1884078 >>1884047 > You're being too hypothetical I guess this is the real problem. We are looking at the problem from two completely different angles.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:56 No.1884080 File: 1336827404.jpg-(187 KB, 900x860, roundabout2b.jpg) >>1884063 Like this

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)08:57 No.1884086 >>1884069 Not yet

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:57 No.1884089 File: 1336827466.png-(21 KB, 383x362, 1329830487236.png) >Not taking the DND Alignment test as your characters while you wait to see if your character matches up

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:57 No.1884090 >>1884080 That picture isn't nearly as good as the other one.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:59 No.1884095 File: 1336827541.png-(53 KB, 640x480, oregon_000.png) >>1884073 >We DND when this thread dies. Want me to speed up the process? It been awhile since the last time I did this. So you guys want me to start this?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:59 No.1884096 >>1884090 yeah man, look at the lines. Its like someone completely different drew it

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:59 No.1884097 File: 1336827543.jpg-(227 KB, 900x1028, roundabout1.jpg) >>1884090 Well, have the last one then

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:59 No.1884099

>>1884064
Ronaldo's not a Chaosfag, though, BDN. SMTG argues about this often enough that I've heard a lot of the arguments, but what he strives for is a world not unlike Shijima in its equality for all people. His methods, similarly, are neutral - he does a fair few evil things (hypothetically - one cannot include the fact that he may kill Makoto in a playthrough in which he is prevented from killing Makoto) because he feels pressured into doing them, but more than anything, Ronaldo is Neutral Good rather than Chaotic Good. He doesn't follow Yamato's laws, but the general social principles and natural laws (Jean Jacques Rousseau's natural laws, in particular), he adheres to particularly strictly.

They fit SMT archetypes because SMT archetypes are particularly shit and lack brevity. Neutralfags 4lyfe.

>>1884078
Can we hug now?

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:59 No.1884101
File: 1336827568.png-(397 KB, 1024x768, dat goatee.png)

Could someone post the picture of another guy's self-insert OC visiting Dash after she gives birth to their child

And why is it that I've only seen people who ship their own self-insert OCs with main characters go all the way to kids with Dash

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:00 No.1884104 >>1884101 no fuck you eat shit

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:00 No.1884105 File: 1336827604.gif-(297 KB, 400x224, 1332703907839.gif) >>1884095 Don't care. Go for it

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:00 No.1884107 >>1884099 >hug HAHAHA HHAHAHAHAAHHAHAH Sure why not

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:00 No.1884110 >>1884095 >AJ IN CHARGE OF TRAVELLING

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:00 No.1884111 >>1884097 >just some running tears, no screaming, no trashing, just sitting there, with tears running down her beautiful, curious eyes as she lookes at you and thinks 'why' That's my Twilight!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:00 No.1884113 File: 1336827651.png-(374 KB, 929x846, 1333478906975.png) >>1884101 because she would be as ready for children as they are

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:01 No.1884118 DM how many places are open for the DND now? 5 of 6?

>>	LK 05/12/12(Sat)09:01 No.1884121 >>1884072 Thanks. I'll ask again when we're a little more busy, to make sure.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:02 No.1884123 >>1884095 >Apple family dies >Unicorns, Spike and Opal all finish the journey safe I still laugh at this I know that the guys who were in charge of the Apple family didn't care about survival but still

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:02 No.1884125 >>1884107 how about a kiss for luck

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:02 No.1884128 File: 1336827738.png-(525 KB, 2023x3246, ha.png) >>1884051

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:02 No.1884131
File: 1336827761.png-(11 KB, 640x480, oregon_001.png)

>>1884110
>>1884105
>>1884095
>>1884123

Alrightly. In our last adventure, Rarity and Twilight was able to bring the caravan to the west side alive. It was also uneventful and boring.

So who going to the West Coast this time? No pets please.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:03 No.1884137 >>1884131 Pinkie and her family

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:03 No.1884139 >>1884131 Shitty OC

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:03 No.1884140 >>1884131 Twist....NOO CHEERILEE

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:03 No.1884141 >>1884131 CHEERILEE AND THE CMC!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:03 No.1884142 >>1884131 Pegasuses Dash, Fluttershy, Scoot, Derpy and fuck I don't know...Thundrlane or someone?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:04 No.1884145 >>1884141 But Sweetie is already on the West Coast

>>	FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 05/12/12(Sat)09:04 No.1884149 File: 1336827896.png-(783 KB, 1276x710, background ponies`.png) Background pones it must be background pones

>>	FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 05/12/12(Sat)09:05 No.1884151 >>1884149 >>1884131 ooops, meant to reply to that one

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:05 No.1884152

>>1884099
>Neutralfags 4lyfe
Neutral brofist

The main reason I'd say Ronaldo is chaotic is because he does display a lot of chaotic traits despite his end-goals. It might a bit silly of him to label him chaotic by comparison to another character, but he reminded me a lot of SMT chaosfag, what with the foolish impulsiveness, and apparent dislike for clear hierachy. And almost letting innocent people die just because he was particularly buttmad at the moment, when he specifically stated Yamato was the problem, not individual JPs members.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:05 No.1884154 >>1884151 well y ou SCREWED UP CONFRAGTSURATIONS

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:06 No.1884155 >>1884145 And Applebloom is dead. Cheerilee, Scootaloo, Snips, Snails and Fatherweight since he is also in Cheerilee's class

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:06 No.1884163 >>1884104 It's funny since Dash isn't mai waifu so I can just laugh at these I would be particularly anally devastated if someone posted a picture of this nature with mai waifu though

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:07 No.1884166

>that feel when you remember there was a decent site posted way back when the porn bans were happening that you forgot

fuck

it had a blue/white combination background, thats all I remember about it

don't you hate when your internet history doens't remember those sites

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:08 No.1884168 >>1884163 I still laugh every time >OC is Fluttershy's brother >Is in a band >meets Dash at a concert >The guy gets mad as fuck if someone ships Dash with anyone but his OC

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:08 No.1884171 >>1884145 And Applebloom is dead. >>1884137 >>1884142 >>1884149 >>1884155 Okay, I am rolling this. 0-2 : Pinkie Family 3-5 : Pegasuses 6-8 : Background ponies 9, dubs or trips : Cheerilee and kids

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:08 No.1884172 >>1884166 was it tumblr

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:09 No.1884179 >>1884171 >pinkie family Okay I say that we will have two deaths

>>	FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 05/12/12(Sat)09:10 No.1884185 File: 1336828201.png-(162 KB, 552x603, caramel2.png) >>1884154 the shame is endless anon

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:11 No.1884187 >>1884185 SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:11 No.1884189 >>1884168 You forgot the part where Dash fell in love with his OC at first sight and he is only reciprocating it

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:13 No.1884195 >>1884168 >>1884189 Pffahahahah man this shit is gold Anyone got more like this?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:13 No.1884200 >>1884189 Or the best part After having the kid Dash is just a house wife that sits home and cooks for them. Wonderbolts? Fuck that

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:15 No.1884212 File: 1336828510.png-(11 KB, 640x480, oregon_001.png) >>1884171 The Cake family and Pinkie Pie are going to Oregon to setup a bakery for all the ponies to eat there. Between March to August, which month do you guys want me to start?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:15 No.1884213 >>1884172 No, it certainly was not a tumblr The blue was like a light blue, sort of the Wonderbolt costume colour

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:15 No.1884214 >>1884200 COULD YOU RESIST THE TEMPTATION OF THAT MANLY STALLION AND LEAVE HIM FOR THAT SILLY GROUP? I THINK NOT

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:15 No.1884216 >>1884200 I'll never understand this shit Why replace the personality of the horse with something opposing what defines them? If you're not comfortable with their own personality why even waifu them? >Dashfag bronies

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:16 No.1884223 >>1884212 >carrot cak MARCH MARCH MARCH!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:16 No.1884224 >>1884216 I think you can reduce that even further. >bronies

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:16 No.1884226 >>1884212 AUGUST

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:17 No.1884234 >>1884212 >The cake family Wait a second We aren't going with her family and sisters? I'll say April Pinkie wouldn't be patient but the Cakes would be careful

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:18 No.1884240 >>1884216 And you have the exact reason that I don't understand Twilight mindbreak from the Twaifufags right there. >I respect her intelligence, but I want her to be a mindless slave that begs for my cock at all hours of the day and night forever! What?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:19 No.1884244 >>1884212 >>1884226 >>1884223 >>1884234 I don't know their names. Any ways roll time. 0-2 March 3-5 April 6-9 August

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:20 No.1884248 >>1884240 It's just a fetish that really isn't related to Twilight much, it just seems to correlate with Twilight for some reason I'd much rather be mindbroken by Twilight Well, temporarily

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:21 No.1884254

AAAUGH

DAMMIT

Why is it that girls who are sober think I'm some creepy stalker guy, while girls who are drunk think I'm not aggressive enough?

I feel like just remaining celibate and fapping to Twilight Sparkle. Can anyone dissuade me from this? I doubt it.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:21 No.1884255 File: 1336828895.png-(21 KB, 640x480, oregon_001.png) >>1884244 >April Aaaaaaaaand they are off to the west! Would it be boring like the last time? Who knows?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:21 No.1884258 File: 1336828911.png-(10 KB, 973x88, twaifufags.png) >>1884248 here we go again

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:21 No.1884259

>>1884240
It's not just Twilight
All mindbreak or Chrysalis corruption or things like this for every character.
I mean okay it's fapfiction. A few tweaks here and there are needed but a complete rewrite? Or worse just deleting it all?
What's the point?
Seriously this is my problem with fics like this or like TWBHW. In the end nothing of the original characters remain.

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:21 No.1884260
File: 1336828915.png-(394 B, 55x67, sitecoloursasiremeberthem.png)

>>1884213
>>1884166
to try and get to the bottom of this, here is the colour scheme I remember for the site

I rememeber it being a image site, like ponibooru

I don't remember if it was SFW site or not

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:22 No.1884262 >>1884254 because you're unattractive

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:23 No.1884266 >>1884260 It's like trying to find a song without knowing the artist, the title or the lyrics. Only worse.

>>	Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 05/12/12(Sat)09:23 No.1884267 File: 1336829008.jpg-(41 KB, 400x267, 1327251290926.jpg) >mfw your housemate's girlfriend saw the lyra plushie and asked if I was a brony N-NO

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:24 No.1884270 >>1884267 Nigga you fucked up Try to play it cool. Maybe she isn't so bad.

>>	FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 05/12/12(Sat)09:24 No.1884271 File: 1336829057.png-(45 KB, 193x186, carrot top does not want.png) You poor bastard

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:24 No.1884272
File: 1336829061.jpg-(77 KB, 521x730, 1320010501471.jpg)

>almost all of my younger sister's class are into pone
>they practically act as a secret club and pretend not to know of pone to anyone outside the class
>one of their oaths is to not be like bronies

Should I be proud?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:24 No.1884274 >>1884267 I'm glad that the people in the dorm are unaware of ponies and the only girl I know that likes ponies is a ponyfag.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:24 No.1884277 File: 1336829085.png-(13 KB, 640x480, oregon_001.png) >>1884255 And they hit the Kansas River. What should they do?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:24 No.1884280 >>1884260 oh I know what it is, it's gelbooru, not tumblr

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:25 No.1884281 >>1884267 Should've asked if she wanted one Hoppopo, could've scored some brownie points. Maybe be introduced to her lesser hambeast friend who likes MLP

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:25 No.1884283 Pinkie Pot Pie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2fxUvbHzoo

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:25 No.1884285 >>1884262 ;_; I'm 5'11" and 155 lbs. I dress decently, and I live in Hawaii, where formal means an aloha shirt and flip-flops. WTF do I need to do? Fuck this gay Earth.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:25 No.1884287 >>1884271 You messed up again. SHAME ON YOU! >>1884272 >one of their oaths is to not be like bronies Yeah, you should be.

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:25 No.1884291
File: 1336829130.gif-(147 KB, 420x300, 1336348495681.gif)

>>1884254
non anon girls are cool believe me if u just set your mind to it and believe and have confidence in your self you will find that special someone to share the rest of your life with in torment either dragged around by the collar or latched to a ball and chain as you sink deeper down away from your dreams and aspirations to take care of some snot nosed kid and die of old age before you can even reach your dream but at least you lived happily ever after

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:25 No.1884292 >>1884259 I don't know, I've always thought of the portrayal of Twilight and Dash in WBHW as quite reasonable extrapolations of what we've seen of their characters in the show. We're never going to actually see how they are in relationships, anyway.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:25 No.1884294 >>1884272 1. do they know you're a ponyfag? 2. how much younger are we talking here 3. are they hot

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:25 No.1884298 >>1884277 caulk and float

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:26 No.1884299 File: 1336829163.jpg-(8 KB, 300x168, 1336364416486.jpg) >>1884267 >A girl asking another girl if shes a brony what?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:26 No.1884301 >>1884277 Ferry. Cakes would take the safest route becaus of the babies This will be boring

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:26 No.1884302 >>1884277 Float that bitch.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:26 No.1884303 >>1884267 >Follow Micthemicophone on tumblr >Claim to not be a brony Does not compute

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:26 No.1884309 >>1884291 non was supposed to be no

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:27 No.1884311 >that feel when you have a cute concept but lack the talent to draw it well oh well, back to studies

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:27 No.1884317

>>1884294
My sister might have mentioned me, as she asked around to see how they got into pone and a lot of the original ponyfags there got introduced by their older siblings/cousins

she's 10 years old

I can't tell if she will be, she's still 10

Also I fucking hate bronies more than ever now because of all the shit that pops up when my sister tries to google pone
I'm almost certain she's seen porn and that's why she was raging to me about bronies recently

>>	FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 05/12/12(Sat)09:27 No.1884318 File: 1336829269.png-(123 KB, 447x328, rose sad.png) >>1884287 How could this be Why is this happening The shame is too much! Ready the shame cube I am going to my corner

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:28 No.1884323 File: 1336829302.png-(13 KB, 640x480, oregon_001.png) >>1884277 >>1884302 >>1884301 >>1884298 Pinkie was able to convince Mr. Cake to caulk the boat so they can save money on buying more supplies. The wagon floats on the river smoothly, but it hit a rock....

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:28 No.1884328 >>1884323 FUCK

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:28 No.1884331 >>1884317 ah tell her and her niggas to just watch the show and ignore everything else. and not to self-identify as bronies or pegasisters. and yeah you should be proud

>>	Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 05/12/12(Sat)09:28 No.1884332 File: 1336829336.jpg-(36 KB, 343x474, 1315180611522.jpg) >>1884303 I never did that what I sent to him was the equivalent of "I want you to die" >>1884299 lol pegasister xDDD /)

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:29 No.1884340 File: 1336829366.png-(25 KB, 150x150, 1320853588943.png) >>1884323 WELP PEGASI ARE SHIT TIER PONES ANYWAY

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:29 No.1884342 >>1884332 That's not what I fucking meant. Don't you girls find it socially acceptable to like ponies? I mean wouldn't that make as much sense as a guy being surprised that another guy likes sports?

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:30 No.1884344

>>1884292
Not really.
The main problem is what you said. We don't know how they would behave.
And in the end it depends with how you interpret the characters.
I for one can't see Twidash ever working. Or Rarijack for that mater.
I mean shipping in general doesn't make sense since most of it is
>take first two favorite characters
>ship them
In the end each to his own

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:30 No.1884345 >>1884323 Pound was the shittiest of the two of them, to be honest, no big loss.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:30 No.1884347 >>1884317 Ponyfags are to blame for the porn too, faggot, offer your life to your sister for supporting it.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:30 No.1884351 >>1884323 Damn it pankae!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:31 No.1884354 Drawing requests plox.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:31 No.1884356 >>1884344 True. But for something as inherently ludicrous as shipping, WBHW does what it aims to do quite well, IMO.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:31 No.1884357 >>1884323 SEE? SEE? PINKIE WOULD NEVER CONVINCE THE CAKES TO DO THIS FOR FUCK SAKE THEY HAD MORE FAITH IN DASH TO TAKE CARE OF THE BABIES THAN PINKIE Well it's all going downhill from here

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:31 No.1884361 File: 1336829509.jpg-(21 KB, 289x320, sad-baby.jpg) >checks back to mlpg after a months >checks if discussion ever improved >sigh...

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:32 No.1884364 >>1884361 did you forget that the season ended

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:32 No.1884370 >>1884354 A miniature Fluttershy with a baby chick under her wing.

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:32 No.1884371

>>1884323
>>1884328
>>1884340
>>1884345
>>1884351
>>1884357

So babies can't float. Mr. Cake regretted in shame to listen to Pinkie. They moan the lost and eventually move on. They got lost for a few days because Pinkie had the map upside down. They eventually reach Big Blue Rivers.

What do?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:33 No.1884375 >>1884371 10/10 2deep4me

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:33 No.1884376 File: 1336829591.png-(12 KB, 640x480, oregon_001.png) >>1884371 Well fuck. Cap ate the image. Forgot image.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:33 No.1884378 File: 1336829594.gif-(1020 KB, 400x229, 1336233256807.gif) >>1884361 >expecting discussion to improve >during the fucking Hiatus

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:33 No.1884381 >>1884371 FLOAT THAT BITCH!

Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 05/12/12(Sat)09:33 No.1884383
File: 1336829610.jpg-(21 KB, 254x261, 131976709865.jpg)

>>1884342
have you seen this fucking fandom?

my university's probably full of bronies by now

I remember the gaming society here having about 30 or so people with pony avatars on their forums, and that was in spring LAST YEAR

and a few months ago some fucking fresher came up to me while I was working on ponykart in one of the labs and tried to brohoof me and said he was starting a brony society

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:33 No.1884386

Meh, I'm certain we wouldn't be posting it around as much
Though if she ever decides to ignore my warnings to browse fimfiction outside of the authors I've personally recommended like NTSTS, and comes across my page, I will have to commit sudoku

Also, some interesting demographics here
Rarity and Fluttershy are the most popular pones among the boys, while Rarity and Pinkie are for girls

Very few like Dash apparently, which is quite surprising since I thought the little boys would latch on to her as a 'cool' character.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:34 No.1884389 File: 1336829671.png-(254 KB, 600x596, comfyhead.png) >>1884383 >That feel when I've never seen a brony in real life

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:34 No.1884391 >>1884383 It's all your fault too.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:34 No.1884395 File: 1336829690.jpg-(54 KB, 600x600, 1320601548435.jpg) >>1884383 I hope you made him furnish his spaghetti with blood >working on pone content in public

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:34 No.1884397

>>1884356
Not without some major change to the characters.
I don't really see Twilight and Dash in that fic. Characters resembling them? Yeah sure. But not them.
But again this isn't a subject that many people could agree upon.

>>1884371
Float
THe cakes are probably depressive now and Pinkie is in charge

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:35 No.1884400 >>1884389 you lucky virgin.... >First Brony I've seen irl was an RD fag

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:35 No.1884401 >>1884386 >NTSTS >appropriate for children You're not serious, are you?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:35 No.1884402 >>1884386 >Rarity and Fluttershy are the most popular pones among the boys your sister and her crew are officially awesome

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:35 No.1884403 File: 1336829726.gif-(39 KB, 341x300, 2ed.gif) >>1884378 even during the season running mlpg has been boring fuck man, i really miss coming here, but nothing ever goes on

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:35 No.1884404 >>1884386 Whoops, meant to link to >>1884347

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:35 No.1884405 >>1884378 Why does Nathan Fillion keep letting himself get hit by the dog :(

>>	Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 05/12/12(Sat)09:36 No.1884407 File: 1336829764.png-(296 KB, 495x482, 1333891584431.png) >>1884389 it's only a matter of time

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:36 No.1884411 if discussion is so bad, why don't we try to improve it somehow?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:36 No.1884414 >>1884401 She likes this kind of stuff. She's pretty precocious for her age, I don't really restrict her content much. The condition is that I have to be around when she reads it.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:37 No.1884421 >>1884407 this one time, i saw a guy wearing a replica of Ash's hat from pokemon does that count?

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)09:37 No.1884423 >>1884411 Because the horse is still alive, and I am only allowed to do my thing in dead ones.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:37 No.1884424 >>1884414 Fair enough. Still, it's awfully mature content, even for a precocious child. And it's >fanfiction.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:37 No.1884425 >>1884407 I seriously doubt it, I live in a relatively small city in Germany

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:38 No.1884430 >>1884407 I've never seen a brony either, and since I don't go to uni or school, or socialize much I'm hoping I never will.

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:38 No.1884431
File: 1336829885.png-(14 KB, 640x480, oregon_002.png)

>>1884371
>>1884375
>>1884376
>>1884381
>>1884397

Mr Cake became too hesitated whether to float the boat or to just forge it. It 3 feet deep, so Mr. Cake tries to float it as there was no service nearby.

The boat tip.

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)09:38 No.1884435 >>1884421 I know a girl who owns one of those. She has a good reason to though.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:38 No.1884437 File: 1336829931.gif-(569 KB, 700x561, 144904 - animated carrot_cake (...).gif) >by this rate I will have to leave when DND starts

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:39 No.1884438 >>1884435 is she a pokemon master?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:39 No.1884439 >>1884407 Hah, yeah, right. I still haven't seen a brony, and with luck, I never will.

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:39 No.1884442

>>1884389
Post our brony encounters, guys?

>cosplay con
>I and a friend discussing pones out loud as we walk around
>suddenly this fat fuck hears us, shouts PONY out loud and just stands next to us looking down
>we get the fuck out of there

>>1884424
Yeah, well, I let her play Bayonetta, all things considered. Same condition, of course, she can only play if I'm around.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:39 No.1884446 >>1884437 Are you from the group we had yesterday

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:41 No.1884455 >>1884452 Klondike pls go

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:41 No.1884456 >>1884446 No ;_;

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:42 No.1884460
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>>1884431
No one was injure and the Cake Families got everything up and going.

The stress got to Mr Cake as he now suffer from a fever. His wife isn't any better and both are in bad shape. Should they rest or move on?

DM 05/12/12(Sat)09:42 No.1884461

>>1884438
Almost. She made it to the semifinals last year and won some money and stuff out of that.
My best friend runs the local pokemon TCG league, said girl is his girlfriend, and many of the players from that crew are former regional, national and world champions. Occasionally they let me come along when they go to play abroad.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:42 No.1884462 >>1884460 Rest

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:42 No.1884463 >>1884456 Well, why do you have to leave then?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:42 No.1884468 File: 1336830176.jpg-(77 KB, 329x360, 1327766581459.jpg) >>1884460 NO STOPPING THIS TRAIN

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:43 No.1884470 >>1884452 Pokemon has a fandom?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:43 No.1884472 >>1884460 Let them rest a bit. The other Coast can wait

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:43 No.1884475 >>1884470 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:43 No.1884476 >>1884461 there are pokemon TCG ...LLEAGUES?!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:43 No.1884477 >>1884470 CAN OF WORMS BUDDY CAN OF WORMS

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:43 No.1884481 http://iichan.ru/bro/ Anyone here good with russian?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:44 No.1884487 >>1884470 Pokemon has games?

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:44 No.1884490
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>>1884402
Yeah, though I've never personally met them. They have nice taste in pone along with the hatred for bronies

Rarity truly is a splendid horse, it's worth looking into why the boys are all attracted by the most feminine character at that age

>>	Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 05/12/12(Sat)09:45 No.1884502 File: 1336830356.png-(278 KB, 738x505, 1336239566011.png) >>1884470 no of course not whatever gave you that idea

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:46 No.1884506 Now that I reminded myself of danbooru does anyone remember that small comic of Cirno meeting Mokou in the woods asking for a guide out? It ended with Mokou reminding Cirno she could just fly out and I thought it would be amazing with Derpy put in.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:46 No.1884509 >>1884470 >>>/vp/

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:47 No.1884510 File: 1336830439.gif-(672 KB, 720x405, gotta slap a bitch.gif) >>1884402 >Fluttershy is most popular >They like to pretend they aren't bronies lol

DM 05/12/12(Sat)09:47 No.1884511

>>1884476
Oh yes, big ones. They price money runs pretty high too for a children's card game, even without counting in all the cards, games and hardware you get for winning.
The metagame is fucking massive too. My friend alone owns around 30000 cards from his old decks.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:48 No.1884516 >>1884511 I wonder what'd happen if there was an MLP TCG

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:48 No.1884519 >>1884361 It's your own fault for checking the general during a hiatus. Also, MLPG was far better when we were just one huge clusterfuck on /co/.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:48 No.1884521 >>1883583 I read this as my cat jumps up on top of me and crushes my balls. Fuck this little bastard.

>>	Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 05/12/12(Sat)09:49 No.1884528 File: 1336830571.png-(22 KB, 217x196, 1281935774494.png) >>1884509 >all dat new BW2 info yeah see you guys later

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:49 No.1884530 File: 1336830585.jpg-(91 KB, 500x500, 1318863027093.jpg) >>1884510 There's Rarity to offset that Bronies don't seem to like Rarity much

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:49 No.1884531 >>1884521 Tess' cat is the worst of all.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:50 No.1884534 File: 1336830624.jpg-(67 KB, 1600x1000, 1335910277542.jpg) >>1884528 I really want to play that Pokemon EASTERN WAR STRATEGY game actually

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:51 No.1884540 >>1884502 Teckworks draw the best porn I swear.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:51 No.1884541 >>1884530 funny because most furry porn artists draw rarity first when they start drawing ponies

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:51 No.1884544
File: 1336830697.png-(35 KB, 640x480, oregon_002.png)

>>1884460
>>1884462
>>1884468
>>1884472
Both Mr and Mrs Cake rest up. Pinkie watch over them and the baby while dreaming of all the wonders she would hope for in Oregon. The Cakes got well after 10 days of rest and they headed out.

Mrs Cake, however, caught the Measles. They did manage to get to the South Pass. Rest up for Mrs Cake and get supplies or keep going?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:51 No.1884545 File: 1336830705.png-(163 KB, 482x459, 1318816675930-(n1323529930554).png) >>1884528 >new Bianco OH OH GOD I FORGIVE YOU FOR YOUR SHITTY PLAYER/RIVAL DESIGNS GAMEFREAK

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:52 No.1884548 File: 1336830752.png-(67 KB, 800x600, songe.png) UPDATED SHITTYQUEST: http://mlpg.co/q/res/2.html >>1883416 man you guys come up with great shit

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:52 No.1884549

>>1884521
Why do animals always hurt your balls in some way?
I can't even begin the count the times a cat or dog stepped on mine.
Also a horse almost kicked me in the dick when I was walking it out of the stable. It was trying to swat away mosqitues and kicked me in the leg almost near the balls

Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 05/12/12(Sat)09:52 No.1884550
File: 1336830768.png-(219 KB, 622x270, 1283117664053.png)

>>1884545
NOT JUST THAT

http://bulbanews.bulbagarden.net/wiki/CoroCoro_reveals_new_information_on_Black_2_and_White_2

"The first page reveals that Alder, Bianca, N, and Cheren will be reappearing. Bianca features a new design, composed of longer hair, new attire, and glasses. She has officially become Professor Juniper's assistant, and gives the player their starter Pokémon. Cheren has also been given a new design and is now the regional Normal-type Gym Leader, replacing Lenora, but still giving away Basic Badges. The Basic Badge is shown on the sixth page to be the first one obtained by players. N is still reported as missing, as not even Team Plasma knows his whereabouts.
The second page features the Pokémon World Tournament with every Gym Leader and Champion from every region taking part in single battles, Double Battles, and many other types. Participants featured are: Cynthia, Blue, Brock, Misty, Lt. Surge, Erika, Janine, Blaine, Giovanni, Volkner, Steven Stone, and Lance."

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:52 No.1884551 File: 1336830769.png-(71 KB, 500x412, 1330803088675.png) >Gary and Brock are back

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)09:53 No.1884558 >>1884516 It has jack shit to do with the fact that it's pokemon, and everything to do with the gameplay. They would play the game even if the carts just had pictures of turds on them. Pokemon just means the prize dosh comes from Nintendo's deep pockets.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:53 No.1884560 >>1884332 >pegasister wat

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:54 No.1884562 This. Fucking. Thread. >>>/tg/19076187

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:54 No.1884563 >>1884511 I'm not sure if it was the TCG but I do remember some winner of a pokemon event got disqualified recently for taking a shit in the corridor of the hotel they were staying in.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:54 No.1884564 File: 1336830879.png-(110 KB, 370x304, 1322181148817.png) >>1884550 >Blue/Green is back FUCK YOU GAMEFREAK YOU KNOW MY WALLET CANNOT RESIST YOUR MONEYMAKING SCHEMES LIKE THIS

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:54 No.1884565 >>1884550 I thought N was just supposed to be a pokemon in disguise anyway (note I never beat BW)

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:54 No.1884566 >>1884558 I know, but still.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:55 No.1884570 >>1884563 http://kotaku.com/5890728/a-pokemon-team-was-thrown-out-of-a-hotel-for-throwing-shit

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:56 No.1884578
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>>1884565
He's an autist who can only really communicate with pokeymans because his father/foster father deliberately limited human contact and only let him play with pokemon from abusive trainers. He's also the leader of the villainous team.

Despite my impressions of him he was an okay guy

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:59 No.1884594 >>>/mu/24854515 lel

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:59 No.1884596 File: 1336831152.jpg-(21 KB, 635x356, fluttershy decides to try anal.jpg) I need pictures Pictures of Yellowquiet

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)10:00 No.1884602 >>1884570 It's funny because in our team photo we had the whole team jerk off a giant inflatable Reshiram decoration. It had a really prominent penis-looking tuft so we just had to. The security guys just laughed.

>>	coder brony 05/12/12(Sat)10:00 No.1884607 File: 1336831231.jpg-(59 KB, 952x430, brony2.jpg) i woould love to thank you guys for donating to a truly worthy cause! brohoof!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:00 No.1884608 >>1884596 no one needs that

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:00 No.1884610 File: 1336831247.png-(13 KB, 640x480, oregon_002.png) >>1884544 The group rest up at the Pass while trading clothing for some ration. They headed westward and hit a river. There a ferry here but what you guys choose?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:00 No.1884611 >>1884564 >Still buying pokemon games

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:01 No.1884615 >>1884607 We need to steal that money somehow. Shit I need to steal that money. I could use it for much better things than bronies. Like buying stuff selfishly

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:01 No.1884617 >>1884578 the funny thing is his dad is such a huge asshole you wouldn't even guess they were related

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:01 No.1884618 >>1884562 My fucking sides

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:01 No.1884620 File: 1336831312.png-(1.05 MB, 2160x2160, 1317632714112.png) >>1884607 I Still cannot believe that script was approved Mother of fuck the autism was leaking out of my screen

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:02 No.1884623 File: 1336831323.jpg-(20 KB, 238x149, I'm coming.jpg) >>1884602 I'm laughing for real right now Fuck, the guy who designed Reshiram should get a promotion

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:02 No.1884626 >>1884610 FLOAT IT LIKE A BOSS

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:02 No.1884629 >>1884620 What script?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:02 No.1884631 File: 1336831376.jpg-(96 KB, 500x674, 8070709.jpg) >>1884602 >The security guys just laughed. Letmetellyouaboutpokemans.jpg

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:03 No.1884633 >>1884617 That's the thing, it's later implied that heprobably kidnapped N or something since not even the Shadow Triad are clear about who N's father is.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:03 No.1884634 >>1884607 i want to kill everyone who calls himself a brony everyone who has ever worn a pony shirt in public and everyone who has ever tried talking about ponies with normal people

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:03 No.1884637 >>1884620 What kind of script?

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)10:04 No.1884647 >>1884623 >>1884631 One of the guys also got right under it on his back and pretended to lick it for the photo. The security's reaction was more or less >"Can we let them do that?" >"Well they ain't damaging it"

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:05 No.1884651 >>1884634 >that feel when early pony days >I told my girlfriend about how I'm a brony and how I like the wordplay >the bronies became what they became >Ashamed of ever speaking the word out loud >when a friend called me a 'fucking brony' I felt deeply hurt

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:05 No.1884654 File: 1336831524.png-(172 KB, 945x845, 1327765188078.png) >>1884629 >>1884637 Lost the link, but you could probably have a dive in the piss to find the current thread raging about the ad

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:06 No.1884660 >>1884647 >Honey, how was your day at work? >I...I don't want to talk about it...god damned...pokemans

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:06 No.1884662 >>1884634 Hey, fuck you I recommended the cartoon to a friend and he liked it

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:06 No.1884664 File: 1336831600.gif-(398 KB, 499x300, shitniggerwhatareyoudoing.gif) >>1884607 The amount of autism this shows is exterminatus worthy.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:06 No.1884665 File: 1336831601.jpg-(519 KB, 1280x960, CoroCoro_June_2012_2[1].jpg)

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:06 No.1884666 >>1884654 Can't you just tell us what it's about? Or why it's so bad?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:06 No.1884669 >>1884651 the fuck were you thinking? it's a show for little girls.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:07 No.1884672 File: 1336831641.jpg-(491 KB, 1280x960, CoroCoro_June_2012_3[1].jpg)

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:07 No.1884674
File: 1336831667.png-(13 KB, 640x480, oregon_002.png)

>>1884570
Why the fuck did they throw shit out? I mean, what the hell?

>>1884610
>>1884626
Mr Cake went to the Ferry booth but there was a "Closed" sign to it. They waited for days but the operator didn't came back.

Out patience, Mr Cake decided to float the wagon. And now he paid for his impatienceness. He should have just waited.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:07 No.1884677 >>1884666 The Hub approved the script for the commercial.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:08 No.1884679 File: 1336831688.jpg-(539 KB, 1280x960, CoroCoro_June_2012_4[1].jpg)

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:08 No.1884684 >>1884679 What the fuck is that thing in the top left picture?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:09 No.1884685 File: 1336831740.jpg-(507 KB, 1280x960, CoroCoro_June_2012_5[1].jpg)

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:09 No.1884686 >>1884674 nooooooo not mrs.cake

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:09 No.1884692 File: 1336831790.jpg-(457 KB, 1280x960, CoroCoro_June_2012_6[1].jpg) >>1884684 looks like some sort of tyranitar mecha

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:09 No.1884693
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>>1884634
>trying to figure out if autistic teacher likes ponies
>in a particular building
>mention how I saw a My Little Pony toy right next to batman and assorted animu figurines in one of those hobby shops This is true
>he's surprised
>oh fuck my hunch was wrong
>explain how it's gained popularity over the internet due to a recent revival
>mention that I tried it out and it was pretty good
>I'm speechless"
>"Yeah, I know, I was pretty speechless too when I heard about it, but it turned out quite good"

I don't think I spilled any spaghetti

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:10 No.1884696 >>1884674 Now Mr.Cake can marry Pinkie

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:10 No.1884698
File deleted.

>>1884669
My gf seemed to like it and even quoted Rarity ocassionally.

That friend on the other hand, deeply disliked it, and out of mockery I once made this picture his wallpaper and opened it in shitloads of different browsers.
Now everytime I say 'You seem upset' to him he hisses.
But he laughed his ass of on the Pony thread simulators and we quoted the Tumblr Pony Fandom Experience video for a whole weekend so he rather hates bronies and not the show.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:10 No.1884700 >>1884685 >>1884679 >>1884672 >>1884665 my least favourite brand of canned meat

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:10 No.1884702 File: 1336831836.png-(206 KB, 840x1080, 1312973318338.png) >>1884674 RIP. Gone but never forgotten.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:10 No.1884705 File: 1336831845.jpg-(119 KB, 480x525, 1317631640984.jpg) >>1884672 IS THAT IS THAT THE R/S/E PROTAG OH BABY

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:10 No.1884708 >>1884692 The head looks more like Groudon I think

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:11 No.1884710 File: 1336831860.jpg-(514 KB, 1280x960, CoroCoro_June_2012_7[1].jpg)

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:11 No.1884714 >>1884674 He was too fat for the wagons anyway, carry on

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:11 No.1884715 >>1884634 I told my mom about how popular it is once. She thought it was silly and we never bought it up again.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:12 No.1884723 File: 1336831945.gif-(2.95 MB, 267x199, 1332667323119.gif) >>1884672 >No Red God fucking dammit.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:12 No.1884729 File: 1336831976.jpg-(284 KB, 1280x960, CoroCoro_June_2012_1[1].jpg) >>1884705 no, the guy in the middle with the stupid visor thing is the new BW2 male protag it does have steven there though

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:13 No.1884730
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>>1884715
>tfw you can't really hide your pone liking from your mother since you regularly watch it with your little sister

She keeps teasing me about Twilight
I don't know if she knows that I waifu her

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:13 No.1884732 File: 1336831984.jpg-(67 KB, 1000x1000, flutterchick.jpg) >>1884370 Here you go. More requests?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:13 No.1884736 >>1884715 My mother already knrw that I always do stupid shit, so she shrugged ponies off. But she did find the main 6 blindbag toys i got cute.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:14 No.1884738 >>1884550 DAMMIT I QUIT POKEMON NOW I HAVE TO START AGAIN? GOD FUCKING DAMMIT >>1884672 FUCK FUCK

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:14 No.1884739 >>1884723 Well no one said Red was in Gold/Silver. It was just a surprise. Same thing with Cynthia in Black and White. Don't get mad too soon.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:14 No.1884741 File: 1336832056.png-(1022 KB, 1000x1000, 1321621048956.png) >>1884729 I'm talking about the screenshot right on top of visor fag It looks like Brendan

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:14 No.1884745 >>1884730 If she's teasing you about your pony waifu, you've given her reason to suspect you. I'd bet she knows you like her, but doesn't quite know the extent of your feelings.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:14 No.1884748 >>1884693 I doubt that very much.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:15 No.1884750 >>1884715 I remember trying to explain to my parents what rick-rolling was once. That was weird, it didn't help that it was after a local news section about the 'web sensation' that accredited the start of rick-rolling to Family Guy

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:15 No.1884752
File: 1336832108.png-(34 KB, 640x480, oregon_002.png)

>>1884674
>>1884686
>>1884696
>>1884702
>>1884714

Mr Cake couldn't stop crying over Mrs Cake's grave. Pinkie Pie doesn't know what to feel while holding a confused Pumpkin Cake.

"Where mommy? Where is mommy?"

After a few day of grief, Mr. Cake just grit his teeth and the caravan moved on. They eventually hit a Fort and resupplies.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:15 No.1884753 >>1884745 My mother used to tease me about Ryoko. It was always so mortifying.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:15 No.1884759 >>1884693 >autistic teacher Really? I would have thought their condition might have prevented them from becoming teachers because teachers are supposed to recognise emotions and such.

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:16 No.1884765
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>>1884745
I don't think she knows, it's just that she's only really seen Twilight on screen whenever I'm watching with my sis

My sis would have more reason to suspect, she knows my favourite pone is purple but doesn't realise just how hard I feel, I think

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:17 No.1884770 >>1884753 >Ryoko Well there's a tidal wave of nostalgia I wasn't expecting

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:18 No.1884772 File: 1336832282.png-(13 KB, 640x480, oregon_002.png) >>1884752 After a misfortune of no water and no grass, then finally made it to Snake. There is a Buffalo near by that you could as for help. Otherwise, your call.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:18 No.1884773 >>1884741 pretty sure that's steven

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:18 No.1884776 File: 1336832302.png-(1.26 MB, 680x680, 1322836078302.png) >>1884759 I'm using autism here in the 4chan sense, but he does tend to spill his spaghetti a lot, he has a mild form of tourette's among other things

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:18 No.1884778 >>1884765 >you walk into your room >your sister is dressed as Twilight Sparkle on your bed >she says 'Spike is out for tonight, we have the library all for ourselves!' >she winks at you What do

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:18 No.1884780 File: 1336832339.png-(225 KB, 682x629, 1322046007538.png) >>1884773 Oh Well, fuck

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:19 No.1884783 >>1884778 >She winks at you

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:19 No.1884784

>>1884770
Sorry, sorry. It's just, I guess Ryoko was my favourite character of that show and I still love her even to this day, so every time she'd pop up before a commercial break my mother would go "Ooh, Ryoko" and then look at me slyly and start laughing. So much embarrassment.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:19 No.1884785 >>1884772 FLOAT THAT MOTHERFUCKER!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:19 No.1884787 >>1884776 >teacher with tourette's My god, how does he not get flak from the students for it? If a teacher I know had that condition, he'd be a laughing stock.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:19 No.1884790 >>1884776 >You will never have a degree in awesomeness

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:19 No.1884791 >>1884783 >audience laughter >"Bazinga!"

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:20 No.1884799 Get the Indian. We have 3 ponies left out of 5, we can afford to let go of some clothing to avoid loss of life.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:20 No.1884801 >>1884783 >canned laughter.ogg

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:20 No.1884802 Whats the synopsis of today's episode?

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:20 No.1884803

>>1884765
The closes persons to me who know that I like ponies is my cousin and a few friends.
Only my cousin and one of my friends know I like Rarity
Though I'm starting to suspect that she is catching on about my true feelings about Rarity.
I really don't know. She's to nice to say anything and I really can't tell. I try my best to hide it or treat it like joke but...

>>1884772
Man by now Mr Cake hates water. It's his mortal enemy. And he will confront it
FLOAT THAT MOTHERFUCKER

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:21 No.1884804 File: 1336832466.jpg-(45 KB, 497x404, 1321960099093.jpg) >>1884778 Explain to her that I love her only as a sister and can't see her as a lover, and that she should find herself a good boyfriend when she grows up who can cater to her needs

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:21 No.1884809 >>1884799 Meant to link to: >>1884772

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:22 No.1884817 >>1884787 I knew a teacher with tourettes once, a substitute teacher even. When asked about it he just made a joke of it "Well you know, students are going to be GOD DAMNED students" I imagine he's made that joke a lot of times in his life.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:22 No.1884821 >>1884804 >don't you love your Twily? >do I need to cast a Want-it-Need-it spell on you? >she flutters her eyelashes What do

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:22 No.1884824 File: 1336832560.jpg-(14 KB, 169x209, 1327530721789.jpg) >>1884787 He doesn't swear, but he tends to run his mouth off. He is quite a laughing stock, at least relatively

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:22 No.1884826 >>1884784 >I know all these feels

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:23 No.1884830 >>1884821 >flutters eyelashes >canned "Ooooooooh"

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:23 No.1884833

>>1884803
>Man by now Mr Cake hates water. It's his mortal enemy. And he will confront it
I can't stop imagining slowly going insane and hearing the water talk to him
>What now pansy? Get the indian to help LIKE A LOSER? Man no mater what I'm gonna take you all with me

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:23 No.1884836 >>1884821 >Twily FUCK

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:24 No.1884840 >>1884833 >mr.Cake drowns

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:26 No.1884847
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>>1884821
Tell her that I do love my Twily, and proceed to tell her why this is for the best, because I love her I want her to be with someone who will love her for what she is rather than force her to assume Twilight's role.

She should find a decent person who likes Rainbow Dash because her personality's the most like Dash's

Then hug her before sending her off

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:26 No.1884848 >>1884833 I think we scarred Mr. Cake for live. He won't even take a bath ever again. He'll probably go out and live alone in the desert.

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:26 No.1884850
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>>1884772
>>1884785
>>1884799
>>1884803
>>1884833
>>1884840

Mr. Cake ask the Buffalo if it could be any help. The Buffalo saw the clothes and took Mr Cake that they are rags compared to the clothing the White Unicorn have the Buffalo earlier that month.

He is facing the river as Pinkie Pie is about to push the wagon into the river. The river took his baby. It also took his wife. This is not going to happen again, Mr Cake said to himself. He commanded Pinkie to push the wagon, jump in, and sail across.

The wagon made it to the other side. Mr Cake remain triumph

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:27 No.1884855 File: 1336832835.png-(115 KB, 360x360, 1317522787482.png) >>1884850 CARROT STRONG

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:28 No.1884860 >>1884850 >Mr Cake laughing like a maniac and yelling "RIVER 0 CAKES 1!"

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:28 No.1884862

>>1884847
>she casts the want it need it spell
>you fuck her anyway
>you are fully self aware, but you can't control your body
>you watch as your body ploughs your sister
>you cry inside as she screams with orgasmic pleasure
>she never releases you from the spell again

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:28 No.1884865 >>1884848 Man fuck that He still takes baths but while punching the water. The only problem is when he sees glasses with water and jumps to strangle them >>1884850 FUCK YOU WATER I WIN AHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA >then we get to the next river

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:29 No.1884871 File: 1336832989.jpg-(57 KB, 291x273, 1320718427931.jpg) >>1884862 >sister can magic Oh fuck this changes everything

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:30 No.1884875 >>1884865 >>1884848 He'll end up as that old guy in the bar that is alwyase there drinking and no one knows anything about him

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:31 No.1884885 File: 1336833116.jpg-(87 KB, 450x600, WHY DOES THIS SHIT EVEN EXIST.jpg) Quick I need rage

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:32 No.1884887
File: 1336833126.png-(14 KB, 640x480, oregon_003.png)

>>1884848
>>1884850
>>1884855
>>1884860
>>1884865
>>1884875

Mr Cake feel high for himself as they ride through the land. Eventually, that got to his head and how he is exhausted. Also, Pumpkin got a broken leg and Pinkie's health is poor.

Rest or go on?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:32 No.1884893 >>1884885

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:32 No.1884894 File: 1336833159.png-(141 KB, 417x481, 1336697440046.png) QUICK! YOU'VE PISSED OFF APPLEJACK. HOW DO YOU MAKE AMENDS?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:33 No.1884896 >>1884887 Shit, let's rest a bit. We'll need all our might to float the next river.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:33 No.1884899 >>1884887 Let's rest

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:33 No.1884900 >>1884894 Give her Anal

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:33 No.1884901 >>1884887 Rest, for the love of Celestia, rest. If Pinkie dies, tears will be shed.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:33 No.1884902 File: 1336833226.jpg-(68 KB, 299x302, 1334386105081.jpg) Get in here for some korra, /mlpg/ new episode http://joowz.com http://joowz.com

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:33 No.1884903 File: 1336833228.jpg-(57 KB, 739x751, 1322509220264.jpg) >>1884893 CANNOT YET YOU MEAN

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:34 No.1884905 >>1884894 OH SHIT QUICKLY KICK HER IN THE VAGINA AND RUN AWAY

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:34 No.1884907

>>1884875
>being constantly drunk is the only thing that keeps him calm
>the bartender tells stories about one time he refused to give him to drink and he started trying to kill the bottles of water screaming about how they took away his family
>everything he drinks is on the house because he feels sorry for him
>>1884887
Rest man
Everyone is fucked up but at least we can still try

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:34 No.1884908 File: 1336833256.png-(214 KB, 571x304, candyass.png) Why aren't you drinking bleach? We're waiting for you in Equestria!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:34 No.1884912 File: 1336833278.jpg-(999 KB, 1119x1252, 1326635542131.jpg) >>1884894 Oral sex

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:34 No.1884913 File: 1336833278.png-(85 KB, 280x273, Scootaloo (39).png) would you do something very sexually with a filly MLPG? which one?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:34 No.1884914 >>1884893 She's also the one who said that being a cartoonphile is okay as long as we realize we can't do it with a piece of paper. Bitch

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:34 No.1884918 >>1884908 my work in this plane is not yet finished inb4 samuel l jackson

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:35 No.1884919 >>1884908 I might. Reality is boring anyway. And even nothingness is better than this life.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:35 No.1884921 >>1884893 i can still fuck them though, right tara? RIGHT?! TARA?!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:35 No.1884923 >>1884907 Man we need to get this drawn

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:35 No.1884926 >>1884885 That reminds me, has there been any particularly horrible fanfiction discovered recently?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:35 No.1884928 File: 1336833355.jpg-(11 KB, 311x331, 1325226282193.jpg) >>1884908 I don't know when I started to find show screenshots sexy What has happened

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:36 No.1884929 >>1884921 See >>1884914 Sorry bro

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:36 No.1884935 File: 1336833401.png-(82 KB, 256x253, RD7576664.png) >>1884913 No.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:36 No.1884936 File: 1336833409.png-(109 KB, 359x402, 1323291651988-(n1323530571809).png) >>1884926 Great Brony Migration Brony CYOA

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:37 No.1884938 >>1884926 That bronies going to Equestria one Rageanon started reading the two chapters that were out but left near the end

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:37 No.1884939 >>1884928 Truly, you are a horsefucker now. You're one step up on the ladder. Or rather down. However you may take it.

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)10:37 No.1884942 Ok I got good news and bad news Good news is I'm too sick to party so the game is on for tonight The bad news is I might also be too sick to DM properly

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:37 No.1884943 File: 1336833467.png-(107 KB, 356x334, Scoots575514401.png) >>1884885 I like how the cover art is horrible. And the binding makes it look like an elementary school text book.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:38 No.1884950 File: 1336833501.png-(43 KB, 221x228, josuke higashikata.png) >>1884936 I don't want to remember either of those

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:39 No.1884953 >>1884942 You DM'd perfectly yesterday. I have faith in thee. You said when this horse is dead, not later, right?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:39 No.1884955 >>1884942 Well that sucks. Don't be too hard on yourself if you're unwell.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:40 No.1884956 File: 1336833600.jpg-(15 KB, 410x407, 1322440848799.jpg) >>1884942 Fuck yes I've been responsible for about a quarter of the images in this thread I really want this game on This is my first time

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)10:40 No.1884957 >>1884953 I said griffons when this horse is dead Ironhide later unless I party. Party is canceled, so the Ironhide game is on for tonight. Possibly.

>>	Nasse-Setä 05/12/12(Sat)10:40 No.1884958 Is DM DnD-ing

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:40 No.1884959
File: 1336833611.png-(14 KB, 640x480, oregon_004.png)

>>1884887
>>1884896
>>1884899
>>1884901
>>1884907
The caravan decided to rest.

They got to the Grande Ronde in Blue Mountain just as Mr Cake got Cholera. Want to rest or not and head to either to the Fort for supplies (they are well supplies by the way) or take the shortcut?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:40 No.1884962 File: 1336833645.gif-(1.99 MB, 421x237, my-little-pony-friendship-is-m(...).gif)

>>	Nasse-Setä 05/12/12(Sat)10:41 No.1884964 >>1884942 >>1884958 Well shit New quest or continue form yesterday?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:41 No.1884965 >>1884936 Oh come on the Brony CYOA was intentionally bad and funny >Seduce Luna >she likes to do it on the moon >you agree >you die from asphyxiation and you are one of many many other bronies that died this way

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:41 No.1884968 File: 1336833706.png-(157 KB, 366x360, Scoots755778.png) >>1884962 >Mylittlebrony.com

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:41 No.1884969 File: 1336833707.jpg-(810 KB, 1700x2337, 1331562530774.jpg) >>1884942 How do we pick our inventory? Is there a limit to what we can carry? I don't know if my mage is carrying too much

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:41 No.1884971 >>1884964 New quest here, continuation later if the party from yesterday assembles. I'm here FOR CELESTIA

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:42 No.1884972 >>1884962 >mylittlebrony.com

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:42 No.1884973 >>1884959 Rest man Pinkie has seen to many deaths to not force him to rest

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:42 No.1884974 File: 1336833737.png-(63 KB, 251x239, scootaloo (110).png) >>1884935 dammit annete, you're so boring and frigid...

>>	Nasse-Setä 05/12/12(Sat)10:42 No.1884977 >>1884971 I'd love to continue

>>	Nasse-Setä 05/12/12(Sat)10:43 No.1884981 >>1884971 Oh and weren't you gonna write a fanfiction about it

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:43 No.1884983 >>1884977 You and me brotha

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:43 No.1884984 File: 1336833832.png-(181 KB, 405x415, AB7475454554.png) >>1884974 Not wanting to fuck a horse make you boring? Holy shit.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:44 No.1884988 >>1884981 I was thinking of writing the story of how the group assembled, and thinked about it before going to sleep but it's going to be fucking complicated to have a sensible reason for everyone.

DM 05/12/12(Sat)10:44 No.1884990

>>1884969
If you think you're carrying too much shit, then you probably are.
There are no hard limits, and I assume everyone brought basic stuff like food and rope and a bedroll or something.
The only real limit is don't try to make yourself overpowered by saying you brought along a castle and seven trebuches or something like that.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:44 No.1884992 seconded.

>>	Nasse-Setä 05/12/12(Sat)10:45 No.1884994 >>1884988 I would read it

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:45 No.1884998 >>1884988 Well fucking do it

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:46 No.1885003 File: 1336834019.jpg-(605 KB, 1024x768, 1321960329784.jpg) >>1884990 It's a mage with 2 spellbooks pertaining to his 2 magic specialties, a weapon, telescope, writing paper/implements, a flask of tea and a backpack to hold it all Sound reasonable?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:48 No.1885007 File: 1336834083.png-(75 KB, 233x379, Scootaloo (144).png) >>1884984 not wanting to fuck anything at all makes you boring

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)10:48 No.1885009 >>1885003 Ehh, I can let that fly.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:48 No.1885010 >>1885007 You're just a sexually frustrated teenager, Scootanon, shut up.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:48 No.1885012 File: 1336834135.png-(138 KB, 367x419, SB45636123.png) >>1885003 >Picture >Sleeping with a plush of yourself >>1885007 But Scootanon, I want to fuck you

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:49 No.1885016
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>>1884959
>>1884973
Pinkie told Mr Cake to rest for while as he struggling to go on. Pinkie sat beside Mr Cake as he is sleeping in the wagon. She never left his side and eventually, Mr Cake felt better. Pinkie Pie warmly hug Mr Cake and told him to not scare her like that again.

Oh and Pumpkin's leg is all better.

The caravan got to the Dalles river and now they can Raft it down (minigame) or take the toll road.

Your call.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:50 No.1885021 File: 1336834200.png-(233 KB, 800x475, tumblr_lx1zighgjk1r6ae7zo2_128(...).png) am I a pretty mare

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:50 No.1885022 File: 1336834225.gif-(190 KB, 250x188, Scootaloo (513).gif) >>1885012 I'd deploy my bodily fluids all over you

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:50 No.1885025 >>1885016 RAFT YOU BASTARD THIS WILL SHOW THAT FAGGOT WATER WHO'S THE BOSS NO ONE MESSES WITH THE CAKE

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:50 No.1885026 >>1885021 You're a pretty dose

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:50 No.1885028 >>1885016 RAFT DOWN THAT RIVER!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:50 No.1885030 >>1885012 >Not being narcissistic

>>	Nasse-Setä 05/12/12(Sat)10:50 No.1885031 >>1885009 oh you gon' run that side story? Is there still space in the party?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:51 No.1885034 >Celestia sends Twilight on a mission, >several young mares have been found dead in their bedrooms, What happens?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:52 No.1885036 >>1885034 >shenanigans

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:52 No.1885037 File: 1336834330.png-(216 KB, 543x442, Scootaloo (245).png) >>1885012 you said you didn't want to be a in a 100 mile radius of me or something in previous threads, ya crazy cunt. >>1885022 jokes on you i dont even have 500 pics of scootaloo, you dun goof'd

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:52 No.1885041 >>1885034 It was twilight all along

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:52 No.1885042 >>1885034 I swear I've encountered this exact plot elsewhere...

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:52 No.1885043 File: 1336834354.png-(133 KB, 350x382, Scoots14554986857578.png) >>1885028 >not fording Why are we even playing Oregon Trail again? >>1885022 I'm sure.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:54 No.1885054 File: 1336834473.png-(129 KB, 394x360, Scoots46614.png) >>1885037 But Scootanon, your svelte manly whining about everything and your sex life has cure me of my lesbromancy. Now all I care for is your hot, flaky corndog inserted into my ketchup hole.

>>	Cease_ !SiCqPoniEs 05/12/12(Sat)10:55 No.1885061 File: 1336834554.png-(64 KB, 228x222, 1321900464239.png) loadsa scoot in here

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:55 No.1885062 >>1885054 >>1885037 Is it possible for both Scootanons to just, you know, stop?

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:56 No.1885063

>>1884913
I just want to fatten up Sweetie Belle. I would buy tons of junk food and let her eat however much she wants, whenever she wants. I'd like to watch as her belly fat grows, and she finds it increasingly difficult to move. I'd rub her tummy for hours if she ate too much, and I'd run my tongue up and down her taut belly and into her deep, marshmallow belly button after she falls asleep.

I guess this isn't too sexual, but still, I would give anything in the world for this to happen.

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:56 No.1885064
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>>1885016
>>1885028
>>1885025
>>1885043
The River is long but that didn't stop Mr Cake from rafting it down. He conquer the last river and he want to beat this one too. For Mrs Cake. She isn't going to die in vain, Mr Cake said to himself as he rafting down the river.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:56 No.1885068 File: 1336834602.gif-(810 KB, 343x413, Scoot Edgar Hoover.gif) >>1885061 It's a conspiracy

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:56 No.1885069 >>1885063 >she isn't that much of a big eater

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:56 No.1885072 File: 1336834616.gif-(868 KB, 462x270, SCOOTSANDAPPLESDANCETHENIGHTAW(...).gif) >>1885061

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:57 No.1885073 File: 1336834635.png-(456 KB, 446x446, whatthefuckamireading.png) >>1885063 wot

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:57 No.1885076 File: 1336834651.png-(32 KB, 536x209, Tara wants her voice fucked.png) >>1884893 What is it with Tara Strong and being such a cock tease?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:57 No.1885078 We ded?

>>	Cease_ !SiCqPoniEs 05/12/12(Sat)10:57 No.1885079 >>1885078 We ded.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:58 No.1885081 >>1885078 Ded

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:58 No.1885082 >>1885078 Thank god. The nightmare is finally over. I can already see the dawn.

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)10:58 No.1885084 Guy gimme a few minutes to try and slam enough meds to stay coherent I'll start then. 6 slots available. No reservations. Feel free to think up ideas now but don't post until we actually start.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:58 No.1885086 >>1885078 yeah we ded.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:58 No.1885087 File: 1336834727.png-(72 KB, 220x217, Scootaloo (48).png) >>1885062 oh come on i didn't post all week

>>	Nasse-Setä 05/12/12(Sat)10:58 No.1885089 >>1885084 Dibs

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:58 No.1885090 >>1885082 That's just the fires of civilization.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:59 No.1885097 File: 1336834779.png-(41 KB, 188x184, Rd+91992.png) >>1885062 No, its really not

>>	Nasse-Setä 05/12/12(Sat)10:59 No.1885098 >>1885084 Pointy, Unicorn warrior, shield, long spear, medium armour, adventuring gear, amulet of Luna, true (neutral?) good

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:59 No.1885099
File: 1336834782.png-(68 KB, 640x480, oregon_009.png)

>>1885064

Mr Cake beat the river. The caravan got to Oregon safely.

Mr Cake build a Bakery and name it after his passing wife for good memories. Pinkie Pie assisted Mr Cake in the bakery, selling bake goods to the surrounding land.

In some nights, Mr Cake wake up in the middle of the night and looks in the nightsky, wishing Mrs Cake is beside him.....

>>	Puli 05/12/12(Sat)11:00 No.1885101 >>1885084 DIBS

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:00 No.1885103 >>1885054 >>1885087 No, no, I mean, post all you like, it's just, we get it. One of you is a woman, wow, that's great, well done. One of you is sexually voracious yet deprived, wow, that's great, well done. But the shtick is long since played out, guys.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:01 No.1885105 >>1885099 ;__;

>>	Puli 05/12/12(Sat)11:01 No.1885106 >>1885084 >>1885101 Name: Puli Race: Diamond Dog Class: Shaman Alignment: True Neutral Weapon: Curved Staff Inventory: A small bone dagger, seeds, Psychoactive mushrooms

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:01 No.1885107 >>1885069 In my dreams she is

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:01 No.1885108 >>1885084 I'm still here

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:01 No.1885109 >>1885084 ME TOO

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:01 No.1885112 File: 1336834899.png-(86 KB, 292x306, scootaloo (124).png) >>1885103 would you rather we do a musical show? with laser beams and all that stuff?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:01 No.1885113 Which pony has the biggest anatomically accurate tits?

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:01 No.1885114

>>1885084
Sheffield
Unicorn Mage
Neutral Good

Spell specialties:
Lightning
Teleportation

Inventory:
Backpack
Spear (a staff with a metal spearhead glued on)
Telescope
Book titled "Workings of electromagnetism"
Book titled "Applications of the concepts of entanglement in Teleportation"
1 flask of tea saturated with sugar
Stack of blank paper
writing implements
5 Easily-enchantable wooden sticks

Cutie Mark: A long, thin rod
Talent: Using long thin objects with extreme efficiency

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:01 No.1885115 File: 1336834916.jpg-(17 KB, 366x331, HolliWouldCoolWorld.jpg) >>1885076

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:01 No.1885116 >>1885106 >>1885098 >Feel free to think up ideas now but don't post until we actually start. DO YOU EVEN READ?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:02 No.1885117 >>1885099 CLEARLY WE NOW NEED TO GO ON A QUEST TO FIND THE DRAGONBALLS AND WISH HER BACK TO LIFE

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:02 No.1885118 >>1885106 Fuck I was gonna make a diamond dog! . We need diversity. Oh well I got another

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:02 No.1885122 >>1885116 I saw those guys and panicked Welp

>>	Nasse-Setä 05/12/12(Sat)11:03 No.1885123 >>1885116 APPARENTLY NOT

Tess 05/12/12(Sat)11:03 No.1885127
File: 1336834999.png-(135 KB, 465x800, 5-11 rarity concept 1.png)

HAHA HAHAHAHA! I think I finally did it. I think I came up with a Rarity concept I'm happy enough with.
I mean aside from her legs. I have no idea what to do with those things. Should they be more meaty? Skinny? Boots? Regular shoes? I dunno. All the shapes I tried looked wrong. I think it might be the really awful pose.

Anyway what do you guys think? Looks good?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:03 No.1885129 File: 1336835015.png-(192 KB, 396x432, Scoots11545.png) >MLPG getting their tits off to DnD >Not playing FATAL the clearly superior RPG. Do you even >rape? http://www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/14/14567.phtml

>>	Puli 05/12/12(Sat)11:03 No.1885131 >>1885116 BUT WE NEED TO TAKE PLACES FAST

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:04 No.1885132 >>1885114 >>1885098 >>1885106 Fuck you guys I'm solidfying my spot Rib the Tracker Female Race: Donkey Class: Tracker Abilities: Marksmanship, Wilderness Survival, Locate Weapon: Arrows, Griffonian Shortbow Alignment: Lawful Neutral God Alignment: Luna

>>	Puli 05/12/12(Sat)11:04 No.1885134 >>1885127 Update on Hobopone when

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:04 No.1885135 >>1885127 Nigga that does not look like Rarity at all.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)11:04 No.1885137 >>1885129 >http://www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/14/14567.phtml TOO MANY WORDS

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:04 No.1885139 >>1885127 That neck...

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:04 No.1885140 >>1885099 Someone needs to resurrect that dead bitch.

>>	Nasse-Setä 05/12/12(Sat)11:05 No.1885141 >>1885132 Luna is neutral good though

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:05 No.1885142 >>1885132 >>1885109 >>1885084 Fuck, me too then. Name: Agamemnon Race: Unicorn Class: Bard Alignment: Neutral Good Weapon: Knife Cutie Mark: A pan flute

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:05 No.1885143 >>1885135 be constructive and tell him how it could look more like Rarity

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:05 No.1885144 He taught me how to fly a kite!

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)11:05 No.1885145 >>1885142 Cool now we have exactly 6

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:05 No.1885146 >>1885144 Quality hasbro lyrics

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:06 No.1885148 File: 1336835185.png-(51 KB, 168x262, 1336832310498.png) >>1885143 No.

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)11:06 No.1885149 >>1885145 Sweet.

>>	Puli 05/12/12(Sat)11:06 No.1885151 >>1885145 >no griffons in Griffonland

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)11:07 No.1885156 >>1885151 THERE ARE NO CATS IN AMERICA AND THE STREETS ARE PAVED WITH CHEESE we went to dragonland and no one was a dragon...

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:07 No.1885157 >you will never be a pretty mare in a gala dress

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)11:07 No.1885159 Pointy, Unicorn Warrior Gray coat, brown, short mane Cutie mark is a coin (specialty is haggling) Neutral Good Shield, Long spear, Medium armour, adventuring gear, amulet of Luna

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:07 No.1885160 >>1885127 I like it but it doesn't make me think of Rarity and I don't know why. Maybe give her longer hair or make it more curled? I really suck at this

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)11:07 No.1885161 >>1885145 >>1885149 Fuck yeah >>1885151 We could all be subjected to wacky racism for being filthy gaijin

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:08 No.1885165 File: 1336835312.jpg-(137 KB, 950x712, HB_O_V01_1.jpg) >>1885148 THIS THREAD IS NOW MARTY

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:08 No.1885167 >>1885148 fish lips

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:09 No.1885168 >>1885165 No.

>>	Puli the shaman 05/12/12(Sat)11:09 No.1885169 >>1885159 We saw it for the first time.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:09 No.1885170 >>1885148 melon head

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:09 No.1885171 File: 1336835364.png-(138 KB, 299x292, TS389998.png) >>1885137 If you think thats long, heres the rule book http://www.donatebytes.com/fatal.pdf >MFW rolling for nipple diameter

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)11:09 No.1885173 >>1885165 You can be whatever you want. We just need you guys to make a new thread already

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)11:10 No.1885174 >>1885169 I added cutie mark and short description of appearance

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)11:10 No.1885175 >>1885159 >Spear I love you Nasse Spears and variants are truly the best of weapons Surpassed only by the crossbow

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:10 No.1885178 >>1885173 7 more images still

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)11:10 No.1885179 >>1885173 Should we kill this one?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:10 No.1885180 >>1885127 I really like her mane. I can see that being how Rarity would wear it if she were restricted by the laws of physics.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)11:10 No.1885181 >>1885173 DM would probably want a picture or two though

>>	Puli the shaman 05/12/12(Sat)11:11 No.1885183 File: 1336835466.jpg-(162 KB, 500x360, puli-01.jpg) >>1885174 >appearance Oh yeah, here's mine. Only in Diamond Dog.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)11:11 No.1885189 >>1885175 I wish I could have an crossbow

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:11 No.1885190 File: 1336835493.png-(83 KB, 236x236, Scootaloo (217).png) >>1885165 HB has much better things than that fish lipped anthro dog

Tess 05/12/12(Sat)11:11 No.1885191
File: 1336835494.png-(129 KB, 350x350, 1316906567807.png)

>>1885134
Eventually!
>>1885135
Aw... Any idea on why? Hair? Dress? Face? I tried the eyes, but I kept messing up.
>>1885139
Its my style! Okay no I know. But I do tend to draw necks funny. I blame Billie.
>>1885160
Yeah the hair is off. In my defense though, Rarity's hair really doesn't work on a person. It'd be like a curly mohawk. I kinda compromised on the hair, but I might have leaned too much to pony hair or something. I'll try your idea.

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)11:11 No.1885194 >>1885159 >>1885174 Guess I'll be doing a description too >light blue-grey coat >black mane/tail, short, matted >green eyes >slightly smaller than average for unicorns

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:11 No.1885198 >>1885183 adorable

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:12 No.1885199 File: 1336835522.jpg-(185 KB, 743x416, 1311653202891.jpg) THIS THREAD IS NOW PONY

Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)11:12 No.1885200

>>1885141
How the fuck is Luna Neutral good? If anything she's Lawful good. Did you not see how she stood by old customs when she first appeared and how concerned she was about curfew? Celestia should be Neutral or Chaotic good.

Also I didn't realize your alignment has to do with the gods you pick. Its impossible to be a Chaotic neutral and believe in Celestia?

>>	Puli the Shaman 05/12/12(Sat)11:12 No.1885202 File: 1336835574.jpg-(41 KB, 530x349, puli3.jpg) >>1885198 Pulies are truly gods amongs dogs.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)11:13 No.1885207 Inb4 DM passes out from the horse sedatives >>1885200 I don't know, I've never played real DnD so I don't know how it works.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:13 No.1885208 >>1885127 Perhaps with a colour scheme it will look more like Rarity, but for now I'm not really seeing it.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)11:13 No.1885210 File: 1336835625.gif-(2 MB, 430x330, 1332644668966.gif) >>1885183 >my Diamond dog is also black STOP THAT shes a chick though. >>1885194 I was gonna add that at Thread end. I figured we'd end up reposting the profiles anyway

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:13 No.1885211 >>1885199 Not this thread anon, wait until next thread.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:14 No.1885215 File: 1336835670.png-(48 KB, 945x945, 1311277223417.png) >>1885211 THIS THREAD WAS FORMERLY PONY

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:15 No.1885221 >>1885218 >>1885218 >>1885218 >>1885218 >>1885218 >>1885218 >>1885218 >>1885218 >>1885218 >>1885218 >>1885218 >>1885218 >>1885218

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:15 No.1885222

>>1885127
See I see what you're getting at with this, but the result just isn't Rarity in the least.
Looking at that one sees lots of very horizontal elements, where Rarity's notable shapes are loopier and often set up more vertically. The hair is a big part of this problem, looking more like a combo of Twilight and Pinkie than Rarity.
Then the outfit. Oh deary me the outfit. Rarity is a person of fashion, but also an artist and an artisan. Whatever she wears must look good and proper, but should never get in the way if she needs to make something. Dressing her up like a 60's housewife works for neither of those angles. Get rid of the poofy shoulders, tighten the skirt and maybe think about adding a vest or something. And whatever you do not give her gloves. Have you ever tried doing anything at all while wearing gloves? Doesn't work. At all. No gloves. Gloves are verboten.
Then the face. That is not a rarity expression. That is a Pinkie expression. Rarity is less "YAY THINGS" and more "Things. How lovely." I suggest looking at some Rarity pictures for a deeper understanding of what I'm getting at.
And finally, she'd never wear something as kitsch as hoop earrings. Either use something noninvasive and stylish, like small diamonds, or something flamboyant and eyecatching, i.e. something big and fancy.

All in all, no no no and no.
Try again.

>>	Puli the Shaman 05/12/12(Sat)11:15 No.1885225 >>1885221 Oh shit nigger what is that linking

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:16 No.1885234 >>1885225 >Hoppip

Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)11:17 No.1885242

Okay we can start beginning face now.

Everyone report

Rib the Tracker
Female
Race: Donkey
Class: Tracker
Abilities: Marksmanship, Wilderness Survival, Locate
Weapon: Arrows, Griffonian Shortbow
Other Initial Equipment: None
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
God Alignment: Luna
Description: Greyish-Bluish Donkey with very short bangy brown hair, In a blue top with no bottom.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:18 No.1885249 >>1885242 donkeys are for homofaggets

Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)11:18 No.1885252

>>1885242
Right then

Sheffield
Male
Unicorn Mage
Neutral Good

Spell specialties:
Lightning
Teleportation

Inventory:
Backpack
Spear (a staff with a metal spearhead glued on)
Telescope
Book titled "Workings of electromagnetism"
Book titled "Applications of the concepts of entanglement in Teleportation"
1 flask of tea saturated with sugar
Stack of blank paper
writing implements

Cutie Mark: A long, thin rod
Talent: Using long thin objects with extreme efficiency

>light blue-grey coat
>black mane/tail, short, matted
>green eyes
>slightly smaller than average for unicorns

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)11:19 No.1885257 >>1885242 Pointy, Unicorn Warrior Gray coat, brown, short mane Cutie mark is a coin (specialty is haggling) Neutral Good Shield, Long spear, Medium armour, adventuring gear, amulet of Luna, beginner's guide to Griffon Kingdoms

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)11:19 No.1885258 >>1885249 What's a homofaggot? Isn't that a double negative?

Puli the Shaman 05/12/12(Sat)11:20 No.1885277

>>1885242
Name: Puli
Sex: Male
Race: Diamond Dog
Class: Shaman
Alignment: True Neutral
Weapon: Curved Staff
Inventory: A small bone dagger, seeds, Psychoactive mushrooms, some small totems.
Looks like a puli or a Jamaican.
Speaks like the latter.

He is especially good at calming people down and befriending them.
He doesn't have a cutie mark, but he can still have a unique talent, right?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:20 No.1885281 File: 1336836055.jpg-(93 KB, 1000x800, Human Rarity.jpg) >>1885191 Yeah for some reasons Rarity is the hardest to humanize. Most people complain about the hair

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)11:21 No.1885284 >>1885257 oh right >sex: yes please male

DM 05/12/12(Sat)11:21 No.1885289

Ok I'm as ready as I'll ever be.

Six slots.
First come first served.
-name
-race
-class
-alignment
-cutie mark/skill
-weapon(s) + notable inventory
>description if you want
>spells if mage
Put your character NAME and [CLASS] in the name field please so I know what is going on.

I count the six only from posts that quote this post.
Once I have six I'll announce those and start.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)11:21 No.1885290 >>1885284 Yeah I would hope a Unicorn named Pointy wouldn't be a female

Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)11:21 No.1885291

Alright then.
Name: Agamemnon
Gender: Male
Race: Unicorn
Class: Bard
Alignment: Neutral Good
Weapon: Knife
Cutie Mark: A pan flute, cuz he's good at music and shit.
Description: White coated unicorn with a short blue mane.
Other items: A pan flute, a flask of hard cider, and a sheath for the knife.

>>	Puli the Shaman 05/12/12(Sat)11:22 No.1885294 >>1885284 I'm going to neuter Trustry if you keep up the horny act with all your characters

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:22 No.1885300 >>1885289 I TOLD YOU ABOUT READING POSTS, BROS

>>	Tess 05/12/12(Sat)11:22 No.1885301 >>1885191 Personal note and theory: I'm wondering if I can try drawing the humans next to their pony characters to see how well they look next to each other. >>1885208 Hm yeah. That could work too.

>>	Rib[TRACKER] 05/12/12(Sat)11:22 No.1885302 >>1885289 TOO SLOW

>>	Puli the Shaman 05/12/12(Sat)11:22 No.1885304 >>1885289 Read >>1885277

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)11:22 No.1885311 >>1885289 Pointy, Unicorn Warrior Gray coat, brown, short mane Cutie mark is a coin (specialty is haggling) Neutral Good Shield, Long spear, Medium armour, adventuring gear, amulet of Luna, adventurer's guide to Griffon Kingdoms

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)11:22 No.1885313 >>1885300 OH GOD IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)11:22 No.1885315 >>1885252 Oh wait, probably should add clothing there too Traveling cloak with light cloth/leather armour and other standard adventuring gear

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)11:23 No.1885318 >start game >get called a sandraker because the players started without me Shazbot.

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)11:23 No.1885321 >>1885289 > >>1885291

Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)11:23 No.1885323

>>1885289
Sheffield
Unicorn Mage
Neutral Good

Spell specialties:
Lightning
Teleportation

Inventory:
Backpack
Spear (a staff with a metal spearhead glued on)
Telescope
Book titled "Workings of electromagnetism"
Book titled "Applications of the concepts of entanglement in Teleportation"
1 flask of tea saturated with sugar
Stack of blank paper
writing implements

Cutie Mark: A long, thin rod
Talent: Using long thin objects with extreme efficiency

>light blue-grey coat
>black mane/tail, short, matted
>green eyes
>slightly smaller than average for unicorns

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:23 No.1885324 >>1885301 I'm dying for a Hobopone update, please do!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:23 No.1885328 >And I remain the only Zebra Hue, Zigger master race

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)11:23 No.1885330 >>1885294 I always make that joke regardless of situation

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)11:24 No.1885332 >>1885323 >>1885289 Oh, may as well just read >>1885252 >>1885315

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)11:25 No.1885337 >>1885330 But we'll be getting some bitches this quest, bro, I've got some chems to make them pass out

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)11:25 No.1885342 >>1885290 Up here Also can I just use this format? the [] annoys me

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)11:26 No.1885349 >>1885242 Fuck I meant up here

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)11:27 No.1885352 >>1885323 >>1885291 >>1885311 >>1885277 >>1885242 Ok that's five. One more slot.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)11:27 No.1885359 >>1885352 here's hoping we get a griffon

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)11:27 No.1885362 >>1885352 >Unicorns, unicorns everywhere

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)11:28 No.1885366 >>1885362 >implying we are not master race

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)11:29 No.1885370 >>1885362 We can just levitate the fucking dragon out of Equestria. >>1885366 >implying I wouldn't rather play an earthie but my tracker is already one

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)11:29 No.1885372 >>1885366 >implying unicorns aren't wish-fulfillment

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)11:29 No.1885374 >>1885359 >>1885362 Previously it has been earth ponies everywhere. I was going to make this one all about flying, but >3 unicorns, a dog and a donkey Yeah that ain't gonna work.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)11:30 No.1885382 >>1885374 I thought it was just a griffon kingdo- OH RIGHT CLOUDS

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)11:30 No.1885383 >>1885370 I'd actually play an Earthie but I really really really wanted to play mage for my first time

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)11:30 No.1885385 >>1885374 FLYING CONTRAPTIONS AND SHIT! Also, the things this pooch has will make everyone fly, don't worry! Also, I'd like to add a peace-pipe to my inventory with everything that is 'needed' to a peace pipe

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:31 No.1885391 Fuck, I could make a character but I don't want to take up a place for other people who want to play what do

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)11:31 No.1885397 >>1885391 Make the character. Fuck everyone else.

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)11:31 No.1885398 >>1885391 We still have a free slot I think First come first served

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:32 No.1885402 >>1885397 But I've already played in almost every quest

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)11:32 No.1885403 >>1885391 no one else is coming

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)11:32 No.1885404 >>1885391 Pick a flyer ...i mean if you want

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)11:32 No.1885409 >>1885402 I've played in the last one Shamefur selfish dispray, but fun is fun

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)11:32 No.1885410 >>1885402 Do it anyway. Who cares.

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)11:32 No.1885411 >>1885374 >>1885385 What he said. We're all about dem flying machines now

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)11:33 No.1885416 >>1885409 Who were you

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:34 No.1885424 >>1885398 >>1885403 >>1885404 Geez, alright -name: Birdy -race: Griffon -class: Paladin -alignment: Lawful neutral -cutie mark/skill: SMITING -weapon(s) + notable inventory: A warhammer, plate armor and a pendant with Celestia's cutie mark

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)11:34 No.1885425 >>1885416 Radiant

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)11:34 No.1885434 >>1885424 Good bye lack of 6th member, Hellooooo guide.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)11:35 No.1885444 Wait, are we all male? That's one helluva sausage party.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)11:35 No.1885448 >>1885444 Not me

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)11:36 No.1885450 >>1885444 I'm not gay though

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)11:36 No.1885458 >>1885444 Birdy could be a female Like all Paladins have been females so far

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)11:36 No.1885460 >>1885458 I'm male

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)11:36 No.1885462 File: 1336837009.jpg-(187 KB, 650x729, Its going to just become dasta(...).jpg) >>1885385 I guess this is the plan then.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)11:37 No.1885463 >>1885448 Yeah, but a donkey, seriously? You can't even tell the difference.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)11:37 No.1885470 >>1885463 Wow..Rude!

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)11:37 No.1885471 >>1885462 Fuck yeah I love flying contraptions.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)11:37 No.1885473 Also, this time I won't pussy out of a fight

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)11:37 No.1885475 >>1885463 It's like you didn't watch Cranky Doodle Donkey Besides you should be racist towards Griffons, not Donkeys

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)11:38 No.1885482 >>1885463 We could always pick up Griffon chicks on the way

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)11:38 No.1885486 >>1885475 2awesome4u

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)11:38 No.1885490 >>1885475 Nah, this is OOC now. Puli is a pooch of peace and love. He's also not very clear most of the time

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)11:40 No.1885506 >>1885490 I'll be speaking with royal canterlot accent then to honour my god not really

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)11:41 No.1885514 >Sheffield >Unicorn Mage >Rib >Donkey Tracker >Puli >Diamond Dog Shaman >Pointy >Unicorn Warrior >Agamemnon >Unicorn Bard >Birdy >Griffon Paladin Mill about with eachother for a bit and pick party roles while I get the setting started.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)11:42 No.1885527 >>1885514 Well, we need a leader. Pointy is out of question because he tried his best to kill us all last time. I vote the mage.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)11:42 No.1885530 >>1885514 Okay who wants to be the leader or should we just vote about each action the party takes

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)11:42 No.1885531 Right then Who wants to lead? Griffon might be a good choice I'll mainly be here to investigate stuff

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)11:42 No.1885535 >>1885527 I SAVED US IN THE END

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)11:42 No.1885537 >>1885530 Its gotta be Birdy. Oh wait. Who's ship is it?

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)11:43 No.1885541 Well, I don't want to be the leader.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)11:43 No.1885545 >>1885537 What, we have a ship now? >>1885541 >implying I'd let a bard be the leader anyway

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)11:44 No.1885551 I think the knight should be the leader

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)11:44 No.1885557 >>1885527 I don't think I should I've never done anything like this before I still say Griffon, though it might be interesting if Griffon was just guide and someone else called the shots

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)11:44 No.1885560 Okay, let's just take votes on everything. If it ties, we roll for dominance.

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)11:45 No.1885567 >>1885560 I vote Pointy.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)11:45 No.1885568 >>1885560 Fine, I'll vote for meself

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)11:46 No.1885571 >>1885560 Okay. Birdy is my vote. She's gonna end up guiding us through a Griffon city anyway.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)11:46 No.1885573 >>1885560 Pointy. >>1885571 >She

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)11:46 No.1885574 >>1885567 >>1885568 Time to bandwagon

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)11:46 No.1885575 >>1885560 Wait fuck, votes on actions not leaders i can't read.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)11:47 No.1885587 >>1885575 >only one of us can read

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)11:47 No.1885588 >>1885575 Maybe I can. I can't tell what we're doing anymore

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)11:48 No.1885598 I shall lead our party to victory with my pointy stick!

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)11:49 No.1885606 >>1885598 Let us celebrate our pointy sticks

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)11:50 No.1885615 Hey bard, play "always look at the bright side of life"

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)11:50 No.1885618 >>1885615 No, make him play the Quest of the Manwhore.

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)11:51 No.1885634 I would like the bard to play that bard music from Ultima online You know, when you successfully play a tune

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)11:52 No.1885647 >>1885615 >>1885618 >>1885634 Why not have all three?

DM 05/12/12(Sat)11:53 No.1885655

It is a grim time indeed for the Griffon Kingdoms. The Dragon Migrations are underway, and while usually very few dragons travel this far north to breed, things are very different this time.
Not long ago a spell set in motion four centuries ago was broken, releasing Old Ironhide, a colossal evil dragon from his subterranean imprisonment. The dragon is now wreaking havoc among the migrations, killing other dragons and scattering many others way out of their path.
The king's court has ordered a state of emergency, and begrudgingly sent a call of aid to Equestria. Griffons are proud and strong creatures, but there is little they can do against the dozens of dragons now invading their realm.

Among your group are some of those who were sent by Celestia to help find a solution. She herself cannot go, nor spare many resources, as it seems Ironhide is carving his path of destruction directly towards Canterlot itself. As such, there is little fear that the epicenter of destruction would be anywhere near these mountains. However even the smaller ripples made by the splash that is Ironhide can be felt hard.

Your mission is to devise a plan on how to defend key Griffon cities from the roosting dragons any way possible, be it negotiation or force.

You stand in the hall of the capital castle, where the military leaders, head engineers and important diplomats gather.

What is your plan of action, and who do you go talk to first?

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)11:53 No.1885657 >>1885647 shaddap and play, knave

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)11:54 No.1885674 >>1885655 Get to the diplomats to see what the other nation's plans are. We'll talk to the engineers later

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)11:54 No.1885678 >>1885655 Check inventory and talk to the engineers, we need a plane or something like that

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)11:55 No.1885682 >>1885655 I'll go and ask the engineers about latest weapons development

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)11:55 No.1885687 >>1885655 Check Inventory first. Track down a ride also. But Track down a ride we can get that's a good price also.

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)11:55 No.1885688 >>1885655 I think we should talk to the head engineers, they could provide something to help. Also, I check my inventory.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)11:56 No.1885698 >>1885655 Check inventory, then talk to the engineers, try to befriend them that's his special talent, just in case you missed it, if they have anything that flies and if we can take it.

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)11:56 No.1885699 >>1885674 >everyone checking inventory Okay me too

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)11:56 No.1885700 >>1885682 I'll check my inventory too, then >>1885687 Let me handle the paying, friend. My cutie mark is a coin, I'm good at it.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)11:57 No.1885717 >>1885700 >My cutie mark is a coin, I'm good at it. >00 We're gonna go bankrupt.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)11:57 No.1885720 >>1885717 At least it's not 000 again

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)11:57 No.1885722 >>1885700 Let's not waste resources. Since we're here on a mission we could probably get our stuff for free.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)11:58 No.1885724 >>1885717 I'm talking to the engineers now, I'll haggle later

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)11:58 No.1885730 >>1885720 Who did you play yesterday by the way?

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)11:58 No.1885735 >>1885730 Zigger

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)11:59 No.1885739 >>1885717 Nice work. You can pay but I'll end up finding a good deal. You'll still go bankrupt, but not as much! I think. Lets see how DM handles it.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)12:00 No.1885749 >>1885739 Seriously, my action for this turn is to talk to the engineers about weapons!

DM 05/12/12(Sat)12:00 No.1885750

>>1885687
>>1885698
>>1885688
>>1885682
>>1885678
The party checks their bags, only to realize they know what they bright along because they packed it themselves.
They then pack up to head to the Engineers' quarters.
>>1885674
The mage however insists that the diplomats are more important, as they need to know what the overall situation is before they act.

Majority vote to go to the engineers?
Listen to the mage after all?
Leader decides?

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)12:00 No.1885757 >>1885750 I still think we need to talk to the engineers first, we can deal with the diplomats later

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)12:01 No.1885759 >>1885750 Split up. Let the mage handle the diplomats.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)12:01 No.1885763 >>1885750 >everyone knows what they bpacked somehow I saw that coming The mage could take someone with him to the diplomats, but I'll be going to the engineers.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)12:02 No.1885768 >>1885750 It still helps to make sure! I can go with the mage. I don't want him to be alone. Don't expect me to do much.

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)12:02 No.1885769 >>1885750 Let the mage go if they want to. Everyone else is going to the engineers.

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)12:02 No.1885770 >>1885750 We can better talk to the engineers once we know what the governments are having them do. I say diplomats first, but I'll roll engineers if no one agrees >>1885759 Please no I don't want to spill my spaghetti again

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)12:05 No.1885801 >>1885770 gee, I wonder what the griffon engineers are doing when the DM clearly stated what the whole nation's doing.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)12:05 No.1885806 >>1885770 So we're working on engies? I sure as hell aint going alone

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)12:06 No.1885818 >>1885806 looks like the mage and the bard are going to see the diplomats, the rest of us are meeting the engineers..

Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)12:06 No.1885820

>>1885801
We need to be more specific than that. Everyone's going to have different ides on what to do, and we should see exactly what plans they have

We'll be able to ask more from the engineers if we know more about the situation, we're also going to have to tread lightly as outsiders

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)12:07 No.1885823 >>1885806 >>1885801 >>1885770 Whatever you do, I'm going to the engineers. I might need time to befriend them, and convince them to give us some flying contraption if they have any.

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)12:07 No.1885828 >>1885818 I'm going to the engineers.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)12:08 No.1885837 I'm pulling the leader card and saying this >>1885818 >>1885828 No wait, the tracker goes with the mage

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)12:08 No.1885838 >>1885823 >>1885828 Alright then, as long as someone comes with me we can split up, I'll join you with the engineers later

DM 05/12/12(Sat)12:08 No.1885841

After some further discussion, the party agrees to meet up with the engineers before talking to the diplomats.

The engineering bay is impressive, but one can easily see it was hastily constructed. The walls are lined with pulleys and there are craftsmen and eggheads flying around tweaking things and talking.

Of note is a large table near the back, covered in blueprints, and what seems to be the skeleton of a ship suspended from the high ceiling.
The head engineers, an old griffon with large goggles, a unicorn from Canterlot and an earth pony with a thick mustache are arguing over the plans. A fourth, larger figure is also present, but remains silent.
There are also many other things being built and tested around the area.

Go see what the trio is arguing about?
Check out some of the stuff being tested?

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)12:09 No.1885849 >>1885841 I'll check out what's being tested right now

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)12:09 No.1885850 >>1885841 Oh, well. Best tread lightly as guests. Approach the trio arguing and listen for a bit.

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)12:09 No.1885852 >>1885841 I want to check out what's getting tested.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)12:10 No.1885856 >>1885841 I'll go to the table. The Mage and the Tracker can go back to the diplomats if they want to. The rest can do what they want, though if you get a chance, I'd like a crossbow or a flintlock

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)12:10 No.1885861 >>1885841 Let's eavesdrop on those 3.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)12:10 No.1885862 >>1885841 I go up to the table and tell them to calm down, and that they should tell their ideas in a civilised manner. Roll for trying to make them calm down.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)12:11 No.1885869 >>1885862 FITE FITE FITE FITE FITE FITE

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)12:11 No.1885877 >>1885862 Oh boy

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)12:12 No.1885881 >>1885862 It begins.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)12:12 No.1885885 >>1885862 I'll try to handle his spaghetti and talk to the people then

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)12:13 No.1885898 >>1885869 >>1885877 >>1885881 >>1885885 Damn, I knew that I shouldn't have rolled that fattie before we started.

DM 05/12/12(Sat)12:18 No.1885957

>>1885852
>>1885849
As the engineer see this duo approach they greet Birdy with a salute. They've always admired those who take the path of the paladin, and ask if you would like to test the newest weapon they have, derived from a mysterious spice the king is places much hope in.

Learn more?
Just try it right away?
>>1885850
>>1885856
>>1885861
>>1885862
As you approach the table, Sheffield trips over his clothes and slams into the table, messing up the order of some papers.
Puli comes in to try and calm down the visibly angered engineers, and even though he doesn't make much sense, he doesn't make the situation any worse either.
The engineers settle down after giving you a quick glance and return to talking.

Listen to them?
Talk to them?
Try to make out who the fourth one is?

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)12:19 No.1885970 >>1885957 I'll talk to them (rolling?) Someone figure out that fourth one.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)12:19 No.1885974 >>1885957 Salute back and learn more about the weapon first.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)12:19 No.1885979 >>1885970 I'm so bad todayy~~

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)12:19 No.1885980 >>1885957 Approach the fourth one and ask what he thinks about this whole thing. Also, use the 'talk to him like he's an old buddy of mine' tactic.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)12:20 No.1885983 >>1885957 Who cares about the fourth one. He probably is just a big brute who is antisocial.......Okay I'll bite..Who is he? Get a closer look.

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)12:20 No.1885988 >>1885957 I'll figure out who the fourth one is.

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)12:20 No.1885989 >>1885957 God damn Apologise, then listen

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)12:20 No.1885990 >>1885970 >>1885980 We're shit at talking.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)12:20 No.1885994 >>1885974 fuck

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)12:22 No.1886028 >>1885989 the mage secures his spaghetti! Woo!

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)12:23 No.1886039 >>1886028 The rest of us made sure to spread that spagetti all over the hangar bay

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)12:23 No.1886040 >>1886028 >always get 8s and 9s when not rolling

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)12:24 No.1886043 >>1886028 man If you guys have been following my posts I've been rolling 0s almost all the way until then

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)12:26 No.1886075 >>1886040 I would have gotten a 9 at >>1885980 if you haven't exclaimed how bad you are!

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)12:26 No.1886077 >>1886043 the mage finally secures his spaghetti! Woo!

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)12:27 No.1886084 This will end in a spaghetti singularity, won't it.

DM 05/12/12(Sat)12:27 No.1886086

>>1885974
The griffon engineers begin to explain.
It is a tube with a pouch of Black Spice at the back, and a metal ball in front of it. When the spice is ignited, like one would light a pipe, it explodes, sending the ball flying at high speeds.
They call it the Firepipe.
They offer it to you and point at a target painted on a bag of feathers a few yards away.
Try it?
>>1885970
>>1885989
The engineers get mad at you for interrupting and tell you to be quiet or go away.
They seem to have forgiven the mage though, and pay no mind as he sits down among them.
>>1885983
>>1885988
You go check out the fourth one. He is sitting further back and is wearing a big hat. He also has a big barrel with him. Upon closer inspection he turns out to be a white bear with some large black markings and lightly burned paws.
He looks at you with a neutral expression.
>>1885980
However he doesn't even react to Puli's chatting. Possibly because as a bear he can't speak.

Ask someone about the bear?

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)12:28 No.1886103 >>1886086 Ask them about their problem and see if I can offer anything to resolve it

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)12:28 No.1886104 >>1886086 I'll ask someone about the bear.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)12:28 No.1886107 >>1886086 Try the weapon out

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)12:28 No.1886109 >>1886086 I'll ask the head engineers who the bear is.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)12:29 No.1886119 >>1886086 Light a pipe and offer it around to the engineers, maybe they'll lighten up from that.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)12:29 No.1886125 >>1886119 Never underestimate the power of weed.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)12:30 No.1886128 >>1886086 Ask why there is a god damn bear working on machines and how effective in it.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)12:31 No.1886139 >>1886128 Oh git. Tha must be my accent commin out in'it? I mean't how effective it is. To have a bear..

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)12:32 No.1886168 >Bear engineer That's pretty badass.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)12:33 No.1886171 Just wait until we get to combat, I'll roll a 2000000.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)12:34 No.1886184 >>1886168 I can bearly believe it!

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)12:34 No.1886187 >>1886184 These puns are unbearable.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)12:34 No.1886188 >>1886184 Shut up Teddie..Dog

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)12:35 No.1886200 >>1886188 This is beary beary serious

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)12:35 No.1886201 >>1886187 Just bear with it, I'm sure we'll run out soon.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)12:36 No.1886211 >>1886201 >>1886200 >>1886188 >>1886187 >>1886184 >the DM deducts 1 from each of your rolls for every pun you make

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)12:36 No.1886217 How did we not have all these puns when we actually had a bear in the group?

DM 05/12/12(Sat)12:36 No.1886218

>>1886107
The exploding pouch almost knocks the Firepipe out of your hand. after you flap away the smoke you see the ball left a notable hole in the sack.
The engineer then excitedly tells you the spice comes from a far away land and is very expensive, but they hope they can utilize it to fight the dragons.
>>1886104
>>1886109
>>1886119
>>1886128
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FluQ7Gl_Ns
The head engineers each take a long draw from the pipe and lighten up a little.
They tell you bear is an ambassador summoned by the king. He comes from a far away land to bring a sample of a mysterious Black Spice they use to season meals. When treated the right way, it explodes violently. The king is sure this is the best weapon they have against the dragons, and is betting a lot on an alliance with the spice bears. Initial tests have proven the power of the power of the spice, but they only have a few barrels of it for now. Not nearly enough.

Ask about their weapon plans?
Ask about the alliance with the bears?
Something else?

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)12:38 No.1886242 >>1886218 Ask how they talk to bears. Yes that is the most important thing to ask right now.

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)12:38 No.1886244 >>1886218 We can ask the diplomats about the bears. Get their weapon plans first. Feasibility of mass production, etc.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)12:38 No.1886250 >>1886218 Ask about their plans, and if they have any equipment we could use.

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)12:39 No.1886254 >>1886211 More like I add +1 to any non critical fail I love puns

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)12:39 No.1886256 >>1886218 If I told you I was actually listening to this, you wouldn't believe me, would you? >>1886218 Ask about the weapon plans. Puff Puff Pass.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)12:39 No.1886257 >>1886218 Tell them that the weapon is great, then go to the party

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)12:39 No.1886259 >>1886218 Find out more about the weapon plans.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)12:40 No.1886272 I'm gonna buy some weighted dice.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)12:42 No.1886287 >>1886250 PLANS PLEASE HAVE MONEY GIVE INFORMATION TOTORI PLEASE

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)12:45 No.1886330 >>1886287 >OPERATION DRAGON DILDO HOEDOWN is still the best

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)12:46 No.1886334 >>1886330 I laughed for a few minutes when I read that

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)12:48 No.1886347 by the way DM, I don't have the rules image as a .psd, only as .sai and .pdn I don't have photshop

DM 05/12/12(Sat)12:48 No.1886353

>>1886257
>>1886256
>>1886250
>>1886244
>>1886259
The weapons have gone over several versions, from small ones that fit nicely into a claw, to big ones that need several griffons to carry.
The next step is to build one so large it can kill a dragon with a single hit. However it will be too large to carry anywhere, which is why they need to mount it on something.
The earth pony engineer butts in - he has built ships his entire life, and was tasked with building the Griffon's Howl - a ship capable of mounting the dragonkiller cannon.
However he has no idea how to get it airborne, which is what the unicorn is here to help with. He has ideas including balloons, engine powered propellers and if all else fails, lots and lots of griffons and pegasi lifting it with ropes.
Their main concerns are their low supply of Black Spice, and the fact that without a dragon, alive or dead, to test the weapons on, results are just guesstimation.
>>1886242
Shaman translators

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)12:50 No.1886370 >>1886347 the fuck is a .pnd? The only thing I really care about is that I could open and edit the text bits in Photoshop myself to save you the trouble when updating.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)12:51 No.1886378 >>1886353 Fuck it and try to find better equipment for the team from the engineering bay. People could start moving to the diplomats now. >>1886370 paint.net file

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)12:51 No.1886379 >>1886353 I infer that balloons would be impractical for a ship that should be able to carry a cannon.

Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)12:51 No.1886381

>>1886353
Ask about the feasibility of an engine powered by lightning.

Also ask about the effectiveness of the weapons in large numbers, in the limbheld form. We don't really need to kill the dragon in one hit, piercing their wings enough to drag them to the ground should be enough for killing them with more conventional methods, should it come to that.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)12:51 No.1886383 >>1886353 Balloons are out of the question. They are way too vulnerable against dragons. Engine powered propellers sound way better. Can I talk to the bear then?

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)12:51 No.1886386 >>1886353 I'll go to the diplomats now.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)12:52 No.1886391 I think we're getting off task. Aren't we supposed to be meeting up with someone or other?

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)12:53 No.1886407 >>1886391 once we talk to the diplomats we'll get going.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)12:54 No.1886419 >>1886391 Helping the engineers is pretty crucial I think.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)12:57 No.1886443 >>1886386 I'll go with Aga

DM 05/12/12(Sat)13:00 No.1886483

>>1886386
>>1886383
>>1886381
>>1886379
>>1886378
The engineers agree that balloons might indeed be impractical, and tell you they will look into the idea of lightning powered engines.
They ask that you leave now so that they can plan in peace. If you return later, they will share whatever they can with you.
The bear doesn't say a word, but lightly pats one of his spice barrels.

People you can still go see:
The Diplomats
The Military leaders
The King

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)13:01 No.1886493 >>1886483 Diplomats or Military Leaders

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)13:01 No.1886495 >>1886483 Let's go to the diplomats first.

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)13:01 No.1886496 >>1886483 Still goin to the diplomats.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)13:01 No.1886497 >>1886483 The fighter-spirited ones can go to the military leaders. I'm going to the diplomats.

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)13:01 No.1886499 >>1886483 We'll see the king once we've seen everyone else Diplomats time

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)13:02 No.1886502 Okay then, diplomats.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)13:03 No.1886515 >>1886483 The Kin-...uh I mean diplomats

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)13:04 No.1886532 >>1886497 Wait he's right. We should split up. We can meet the king together. I'm going to consult with the Military Leaders.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)13:05 No.1886539 >>1886532 Okay, I'll go with you to the military leaders.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)13:05 No.1886550 >>1886532 >>1886539 I'll go with these two then

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)13:06 No.1886565 >>1886550 IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)13:06 No.1886567 >>1886550 >>1886539 Aww you guys DO care!

DM 05/12/12(Sat)13:12 No.1886627

The party splits up
>>1886532
>>1886539
>>1886550
You head out to the military leaders. They all seem to be griffons. This does not surprise you.
There are maybe 20 guards posted around the meeting room, and a large map covers the central table. A large black mark is drawn on it, starting in the eastern mountains and cutting across Equestria towards Canterlot. Smaller lines diverge from it, pointing to various surrounding areas.
You know the griffon at the end of the table is the general. The others you are not so sure of.
How do you proceed?
>>1886499
>>1886495
>>1886496
The head diplomat greets your group. He asks you to step it. They are gathered in a large meeting room with dozens of seats lining the walls in many rows. You can make out some notable pony diplomats among the griffon ones, and remarkably, a young dragon.
What is your first order of business?

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)13:13 No.1886641 >>1886627 I didn't think this far. Someone think of something to do.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)13:13 No.1886644 >>1886627 Talk to the general

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)13:13 No.1886646 >>1886627 Seat ourselves at the table and see what's the topic of discussion. Alternatively, see if we can find our Equestrian diplomat and get him/her to tell us what's going on.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)13:13 No.1886648 >>1886627 Ask the general about his plans

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)13:15 No.1886664 >>1886646 This sounds like a good idea, I'll do this too.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)13:15 No.1886669 >>1886627 We should probably introduce ourselves first and ask about the dragon situation

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)13:16 No.1886678 Short break, I need to get something to eat. Resuming in about 10 mins

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)13:16 No.1886683 >>1886627 I greet everyone back and sit down, and ask them to fill us in on every major thing this meeting accomplished so far.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)13:19 No.1886734 You guys get to talk to a dragon about killing a dragon.. Have fun.

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)13:20 No.1886752 >>1886734 This is going to be awkward, isn't it?

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)13:20 No.1886755 >>1886734 Not necessarily. We could figure out some sort of arrangement, but of course of dragonslaying prowess will come in handy for negotiations. Won't bring that up will we need to, of course.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)13:21 No.1886769 >>1886752 >>1886755 Roll to not completely fuck up everything and kill everyone

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)13:22 No.1886778 >>1886769 God damn man..... That roll isn't canon!

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)13:22 No.1886784 >>1886769 Awwww yeah

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)13:22 No.1886789 >>1886769 >Nasse manages not to kill everyone for once

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)13:23 No.1886806 >>1886784 Oh wait.. Why did I think that was a failure. I confused myself. Okay I looked at that wrong

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)13:23 No.1886809 >>1886769 Whoa.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)13:24 No.1886824 >>1886769 >You'll get a 0000 later on

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)13:24 No.1886825 >>1886789 Wait you're not Nasse.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)13:25 No.1886836 Be right back, making a coffee

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)13:25 No.1886837 >>1886824 Don't jynx it. >>1886825 Or...AM I?

DM 05/12/12(Sat)13:26 No.1886863

>>1886644
>>1886669
>>1886683
The general gives you a once-over and rolls his eyes. He then points at some empty seats and waits for you to sit down.

The situation is as follows - with Ironhide on the loose, the dragon migrations have scattered. Most suitable roosting spots in these mountains are taken up by Griffon cities, so in order to nest here, the dragons would need to tare some down. This cannot be accepted or allowed. They must either be redirected elsewhere, driven back to their usual grounds, or killed outright. However this is a thread beyond the scope of the griffon military. They do not like outside help, but this is as special as a case gets.
Canterlot has refused military aid, but Cloudsdale offers to honour an old alliance and send aid if called upon. These combined fores would probably be enough to drive back the majority of the dragons, but only with horrible losses.
Two alternatives exist - a diplomatic solution with the dragons, or a deal with the Spice Bears.
Whatever they choose, they still need a battle plan incase things go south.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)13:29 No.1886903 >>1886863 I think we should go for the diplomatic solution with the Dragons. We might be able to convince them that trying to stay here would only mean loss for both us and them.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)13:29 No.1886910 >>1886863 I vote for the Spice Bears.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)13:30 No.1886918 >>1886903 Aren't you with the diplomats? >>1886863 I suggest that a diplomatic solution would be best, since that would mean no losses

DM 05/12/12(Sat)13:30 No.1886926

>>1886648
>>1886646
>>1886641
One of the Equestrian diplomats briefs you on the situation.
Cloudsdale is the only certain ally the griffons have for now, but discussions have been started with the Spice Bears over supplying some Black Spice for the war effort. This will be very expensive, but almost certainly a winning solution.
The new wild card at the table is the young dragon, Noise. He says many of the dragons are tired, frightened and desperate, and that a compromise might be possible. Nobody is quite sure if that is a good idea though.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)13:30 No.1886927 >>1886918

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)13:31 No.1886932 >>1886910 >>1886918 Ah, sorry, I thought it was the diplomats talking to us. Nevermind me then.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)13:31 No.1886940 >>1886926 I'm with the general and Puli is with the diplomats

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)13:32 No.1886948 >>1886940 >>1886927 >>1886918 Fuck. Ok we'll go with that then.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)13:32 No.1886957 >>1886926 Try to convinve people that the compromise with the dragons is the best solution, and as risky as it may sound, it would cause the least amount of violence and death.

Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)13:33 No.1886959

>>1886926
A compromise may be possible if the dragons are desperate. Still worth investing in firepower to serve as our cards, but we can probably do without any conflict. Ask the griffons how much land can be spared without needing to destroy any griffon settlements, and what the dragons will need.

Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)13:33 No.1886963

>>1886863
Ask if it would be too much to deal with the bears if a diplomatic solution fails. How much income is the city willing to sacrifice if it comes to that?

We could use both ways only if reason doesn't work out.

I guess this is a roll thing huh? For my idea against ..well against my idea.

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)13:33 No.1886967 >>1886926 Let's see if we can get a diplomatic solution with the dragons set up.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)13:35 No.1886989 >>1886963 Pft.. hey it was worth a shot.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)13:35 No.1886999 brb phone

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)13:36 No.1887013 >>1886999 >999 Your reception is incredibly clear

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)13:37 No.1887018 >>1886999 TRIPLE CRIT ON THE PHONE THE PHONE CALL IS SUCCESSFUL PULI GETS LODSEMONE FROM A LOTTERY

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)13:37 No.1887022 >>1886999 God damnit.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)13:37 No.1887024 >>1886999 CRITICAL PHONECALL

DM 05/12/12(Sat)13:39 No.1887052

>>1886963
>>1886910
The General says the he would prefer the Spice Bears himself, but this is a decision that only the King can make. They can only present the best argument they have.
Dragons seem like unlikely and dangerous allies, but would be incredibly powerful and carry future benefits. However a compromise would mean driving entire towns out of their homes to make room for dragon roosts.
The Spice Bears are reliable, but expensive. Also transporting the Black Spice takes so long the deal must be made now if they are to test the weapons before the dragons arrive.
Going with both solutions would leave the kingdom with both drained coffers and hundreds of homeless griffons to care for.

A decision must be made so they can present it to the king.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)13:41 No.1887085 >>1887052 Rolling for the spice

Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)13:42 No.1887095

>>1887052
Yeah that makes sense. We should probably play paperboy and get the news to the king now. But first we need to tell the king how much it would hurt his wallet.

Ask how much they can expect to have to pay for the Spice.

Also suggest to stop calling them Spice Bears.. Its giving me bad memories.

DM 05/12/12(Sat)13:42 No.1887100

>>1886957
>>1886967
>>1886959
As a vote is called you support the plan to ally with the dragons.
Noise speaks, saying she and her kind will be in eternal debt for your kindness. They will need places to roost in, however, and they fear the only option is to clear out an entire griffon town. She also fears some of the elder dragons might not honour the deal.

You may now discuss the issue further or head to the king and wait for the other group.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)13:43 No.1887112 >>1887052 Ask the general how much the spice would cost and how many towns would need to be evacuated

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)13:44 No.1887135 >>1887100 if it's one town then that should be an admissible sacrifice, right?

Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)13:46 No.1887171

>>1887100
Right then
Tell Noise that she must get the elders to compromise, or they will at worst be annihilated in their weakened state is conflict is forced. Stress concern for their kind, but we will have no choice in the matter if they do anything to provoke the Griffon kingdom, she should know how their attitudes are.

One town is permissible, meet up with the others and report to king.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)13:48 No.1887201 >>1887100 Head to the King now as we need to discuss him with this. It seems we'll need to sacrifice a town.

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)13:48 No.1887202 >>1887100 We should definitely see what the king thinks. Tell Noise that she should convince the elders to think about an alliance, but I'm thinking the spice bears are a better deal now.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)13:49 No.1887214 I still feel like both ideas are dodging the real problem. The only reason the dragons are moving is because of Ironhide. Why not form an attack on the source of the problem? Then the Dragons could go back home.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)13:49 No.1887219 >>1887100 >Dm takes a double critical fail for us Anyway let's go to the king then

DM 05/12/12(Sat)13:50 No.1887223

>>1887085
>>1887095
>>1887112
The cost of the Black Spice would mean that either the taxes need to be raised for several years to come in order to keep the quality of life in the kingdom at the same level, or many services would need to be shut down for a while. The latter could be devastating if any towns need to be rebuilt afterwards, the former would cause unrest in the population.
A minimum of one large town would be evacuated, but the general fears that if news spreads that there is roosting ground in these mountains, more dragons will come and the problem will start all over again.

So either you risk some civil unrest, long hospital lines and no new housing, or risk having a second wave of dragons arrive if words gets out.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)13:50 No.1887224 >>1887214 we're doing that in the other quest

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)13:50 No.1887225 >>1887013 >>1887018 >>1887022 >>1887024 I don't know it was indeed a triple critical succes, as it was my ex telling me to do something with my life

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)13:51 No.1887249 >>1887223 Shit, neither of those options seem good.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)13:52 No.1887258 >>1887249 I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE NAMES, BRO

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)13:52 No.1887262 >>1887249 If the king's gonna decide let's just present him with both the options.

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)13:53 No.1887276 >>1887223 Can we discuss this further with the king? We might be able to have the dragons swear secrecy for their shelter and safety. Black Spice is going to cost both dosh and lives in a war.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)13:53 No.1887284 >>1887224 OHHHHHHHHHHH >>1887223 Lets bring it to the king. I wonder if we could get shaggi dog to get the bears to lower their price a little. I mean they're at risk too.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)13:54 No.1887300 >>1887284 But the Bear option clearly means war, death and destruction. I don't think I can get behind that idea.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)13:55 No.1887306 >>1887262 >>1887284 Yeah, let's consult the king.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)13:55 No.1887309 >>1887300 I'd bet you can't you god damn hippie.

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)13:57 No.1887331 >>1887309 Not if we risk the lives of others we can't. I won't deny I'll enjoy slapping dragon shit if it comes to that, but at best it won't

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)13:57 No.1887341 >>1887300 That or threatening them with the black spice. We can use it to get an edge up without killing a single thing.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)13:58 No.1887343 >>1887331 they're god damn soldiers, warriors even. they wouldn't be in the army if they wouldn't be ready to die!

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)13:59 No.1887368 >>1887343 >Lose most of our army >Be almost defenseless for years to come

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)13:59 No.1887370 >>1887341 Well, that sounds reasonable enough... But we could always bluff about that.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)13:59 No.1887376 >>1887343 Yeah we're just trying to stop this babby situation. We're not really looking for a war right here. We need those men to fight the biggy

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)14:00 No.1887379 >>1887368 >implying it isn't just as according to plan

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)14:01 No.1887393 >>1887379 >true (neutral?) good PFThahah

DM 05/12/12(Sat)14:01 No.1887397

You all meet up in the throne room. With you are the General, the head of the diplomats, Noise, the three lead engineers and the Spice Bear ambassador.
One of the high ranking officers of Cloudsdale, along with his retinue are also present.

The griffon king listens to what you all have to say.
The General says he does not trust the dragons as allies. They are too proud and unpredictable. If word gets out, all of the kingdom might fall as dragons seek to roost there. He votes you buy the Black Spice
Noise says she can arrange a deal with the dragons who are willing to listen, but fears there are some who will do what they want regardless. She would need undeniable proof that those who co-operate will not be harmed, and asks for either one large town or two smaller ones to be evacuated for roosting ground.
The head diplomat agrees with Noise, stating that the cost in lives and money would be too great if this comes to all out war.
The engineers say they have reached new breakthroughs, and that the airship Stormherald will be ready before the dragons arrive in force. They can arm it with a main cannon capable of (probably) killing a dragon with a single hit, but the current supply of Black Spice is not sufficient. Alternatively, they can arm it more lightly, but that runs the risk of needing more hits to bring down the targets.
Cloudsdale has already agreed to send theirs to fight and die if needed. They will also help power the Stormherald.

You may now roll to convince the king to pick either option.
He is currently neutral.
A success adds +1 towards that idea
A failure deducts -1
A crit adds or deducts +/-2

Spice: 0
Dragons: 0

Go.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)14:01 No.1887402 >>1887393 Good for equestria!

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)14:03 No.1887419 >>1887397 Dragons. We should have enough power to dispose of the remaining rebels.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)14:03 No.1887420 >>1887397 Spice.

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)14:03 No.1887421 >>1887397 Welp time to roll a critical failure convincing him to go with the dragons.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)14:03 No.1887422 >>1887397 Dragons. We must do this the peaceful way.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)14:04 No.1887423 >>1887420 >>1887419 Fuck everythiiiiiiiing

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)14:04 No.1887425 >>1887421 Not quite critical.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)14:04 No.1887429 >>1887397 King we need to defend ourselves with the spice. But we shouldn't try to start a war. With luck we can actually use that spice against the big boss.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)14:04 No.1887441 >>1887397 We need to buy the spice, but use to to intimidate the dragons, not outright start a war. We can't afford to lose soldiers.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)14:04 No.1887442 >>1887421 >>1887422 At least we managed to negate the critical of >>1887419 We suck.

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)14:05 No.1887446 >>1887429 With dragons we might also be able to convince them to help with the war. They might have information on Ironhide that could prove useful.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)14:05 No.1887447 >>1887441 Looks like it'll be the dragons, fuck

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)14:07 No.1887460 THANKS A BUNCH POINTY I hope you all are fine in dandy when bad dragons come and rape little sweet innocent baby Griffons, take over the kingdom and then launch war on everyone else WITH Old Ironhide. Game over man. haha ...Bad dragon

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)14:07 No.1887465 >>1887460 OPERATION DRAGON DILDO HOEDOWN 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)14:08 No.1887469 >>1887441 >takes out the magic pipe of Peace If we trade for Spices, we'll never get the Dragons to trust us. We can win the over by diplomacy. We don't need the bloodshed this war might bring.

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)14:09 No.1887486 >>1887460 Depends on how many of them we have to deal with. We should have enough to take out any who dare rebel.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)14:10 No.1887508 >>1887469 What? What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of all that dragon head humping.

DM 05/12/12(Sat)14:11 No.1887521

>>1887419
>+2 dragons
>>1887420
>-2 spice
>>1887421
>-1 dragons
>>1887422
>-1 dragons
>>1887441
>-1 spice
>>1887429
>+2 spice

0 dragons
-1 spice
The king thinks deeply on the issue. He still fears for the lives of his subjects, but understands that even with a weapon as mighty as the Black Spice, there would be too many losses. He also does not want the hit to his public image that rising taxes would bring.

He agrees to make a deal with the dragons, and empty out two towns. He writes Noise and official notice, stating that the dragons may roost in designated roosting areas. Any caught elsewhere will be considered enemies and killed on sight.

You may now accompany Noise to the dragon tribe, or stay here to oversee the arming and construction of Stormherald.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)14:12 No.1887536 >>1887397 REMEMBER GUYS >She would need undeniable proof that those who co-operate will not be harmed you can still defend the towns from uncooperative dragons

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)14:12 No.1887537 >>1887521 Dragon tribe!

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)14:12 No.1887543 >>1887521 Let's go to the dragon tribe, to make sure no funny business goes down.

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)14:13 No.1887550 >>1887521 Hmm.. not sure what to do here. It's more useful to go with the dragons, but if we do that we'll have insufficient clout to influence anything. How soon can Stormherald be completed? If we oversee the migration in that..

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)14:14 No.1887570 >>1887521 I'll go to the dragon tribe to make sure they won't start shit.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)14:14 No.1887571 >>1887521 Sigh and accept. Do you really think they are going to help us fight though? Lets get talking to the dragons. That young dragon that was here earlier should go with us. roll to not lose my shit over losing.

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)14:14 No.1887572 >>1887550 Stormherald can be launched before the dragons arrive. It will act as a gatekeeper and a watchdog.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)14:14 No.1887582 >>1887571 huehuehue

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)14:15 No.1887600 >>1887582 >Failed in not losing my shit. Flip a table and stomp out first in anger.

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)14:16 No.1887611 >>1887572 I'll stay to oversee Stormherald. I proposed the lightning powered engines so if need be I can use my magic to power it. Someone cna stay with me or something, but we need peopel to make sure nothing happens with the dragons.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)14:16 No.1887622 >>1887600 >Flip a table and stomp out first in anger. >00 This gun b' good. Puff a deep one from the pipe and watch in amusement.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)14:17 No.1887631 >>1887600 >00 You're too weak to flip the table and hurt yourself

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)14:17 No.1887634 >>1887611 NERRRRRRRRRRD >>1887622 Oh fuck...Enjoy coughing!

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)14:18 No.1887651 >>1887622 Pass that my way, bro.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)14:18 No.1887660 >>1887521 Let's go to the tribe then

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)14:19 No.1887671 >>1887651 Since we came to a peaceful conclusion everyone gets a round.

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)14:19 No.1887678 >>1887651 Fuck, we're going to burn the place down or something.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)14:20 No.1887689 >all these bad rolls you guys are bad party goers

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)14:20 No.1887695 >>1887689 Turn off your fucking hacks

DM 05/12/12(Sat)14:21 No.1887703

>>1887571
>>1887600
You get mad.
You attempt to flip the table, but it is made of solid oak and granite, and thus us far too hard for you to lift. After struggling for a good minute, you stomp out of the room with a huff, tripping on the carpet as you go.
Your amusing little scene helps lift the gloomy atmosphere.
>>1887611
As the others prepare to join Noise on her way back to the dragon tribe, Sheffield stays behind to help finish Stormherald. With the aid of the pegasi from Cloudsdale, he should be able to figure out the final kinks in the lightning engines, and otherwise improve the craft.

As you begin your journey, Noise offers to tell you the story of Old Ironhide, so you may better understand the situation.

Party: listen to the story?
Sheffield: what improvements do you propose on the warship?

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)14:21 No.1887711 >>1887703 Listen.

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)14:22 No.1887719 >>1887703 Yes, let's give the story a listen.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)14:22 No.1887732 >>1887703 Listen and spread out some of the seeds I have in my inventory among the party. Don't worry, it's just snack, not drugs.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)14:23 No.1887738 >>1887703 Sounds boring. But listen anyway. Tell her to emphasize that...horde of riches all dragons seem to always have.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)14:24 No.1887755 >>1887703 Complain that I didn't get any new gear before leaving. Listen to the dragon.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)14:24 No.1887765 >>1887732 You fail in convincing me that they are not drugs. I take some anyway from your shaggy paws.

Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)14:25 No.1887772

>>1887703
Batteries for storing excess electricity, and means of conducting lightning naturally from storm clouds. Considering the altitude of the Griffon kingdom, this should provide plenty of energy without me having to charge the batteries myself

Hulls need to be made of heatproof material to withstand dragonbreath, and we could have bolt launchers or other things of the sort to bring down dragons by piercing their wings. We don't have to kill them with the ship, we just need to incapacitate.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)14:25 No.1887777 >>1887765 Shhhh, no need to be upset. Only dreams now.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)14:30 No.1887836 >>1887777 >Puli's Pinkie Patented Party Poffers

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)14:33 No.1887867 >>1887777 >>1887836 Yep. Sounds like drugs to me. >Lawful Neutral. I'll let it slide this time.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)14:37 No.1887949 >>1887732 I take a bite out of Puli's drugs

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)14:38 No.1887962 >>1887949 I'll eat a drugs too.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)14:39 No.1887975 >>1887949 >>1887962 This will make it more interesting like Zecora did with the Nightmare Moon presentation, only 3D-er

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)14:40 No.1887984 >>1887975 Aww yeah.

DM 05/12/12(Sat)14:41 No.1887997

>>1887755
Your gear will be there once you return to the Stormherald. The engineers are still building it, now without spare black spice to use.
>>1887711
>>1887719
>>1887732
>>1887738
Old Ironhide made a name for himself
four hundred years ago during those dragon migrations. He was massive even compared to other dragons, and had great iron plates hammered to his skin and scales. Most dragons suspected he had paid some other race to build them onto him, but there was no proof.
What fueled Ironhide's rage was a mystery, but he blindly attacked any dragon that got in his way, openly destroying any eggs he could find. The iron plates and countless fights had left him so disfigured that none could be sure what he once looked like. Perhaps he was a dragon someone once knew. Perhaps he was a loner or an outsider. Whatever his past was, it had to be traumatic. What else would drive a dragon to so blindly slay his own kind?
His fury scattered the tribes, forcing them outwards from their traditional roosting grounds in search of safety. Matings failed and eggs were lost, causing a severe dip in dragon population. There were also many clashes between dragons and other races, as the dragons sought roosts, just like now.
>cont

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)14:42 No.1888006 >>1887997 BORING

DM 05/12/12(Sat)14:42 No.1888013

>>1887997
All seemed lost until Celestia the princess of Equestria stepped forth to stop the madness before her capital of Canterlot would come under attack.
Gathering countless unicorns, some of them famous and notable, as well as shamans and warriors, she made a pact with the dragons. Learning the deepest secrets and weaknesses of a dragon first hand, she guided her unicorns in creating a spell that could weaken the mighty Ironhide.
The other dragon clans united to face Ironhide in battle, and through many died that day, the combined armies of dragons and ponies managed to bring down Ironhide.
However, he was too strong to finish off that day, with every army in rags, the unicorns instead sealed him in a mighty stone prison, sealing him there forever with shrines that sustained their weakening spell.
Now the shrines have been broken and Ironhide has returned, still consumed with rage against the dragons, and now with a similar hatred of ponies, especially the unicorns and Celestia.
At least, that is the story as it was told to her.

Ask more about Ironhide?
Ask about the situation with the dragons?

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)14:43 No.1888020 >>1888006 Ssssssh!

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)14:44 No.1888030 >>1888006 Also the dead dragons left behind shitloads of treasure. Not to mention the disrupted migrations have left abandoned roosts full of gold all over the land. And the evacuated cities will be filled with gold once the dragons are done there.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)14:44 No.1888041 >>1888013 Ask more about Ironhide

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)14:45 No.1888048 >>1888013 I would assume that the dragons have a strong distaste for this guy then. It seems that allying with them may have not been a bad idea after all. Ask more about Ironbutt >>1888030 Giggle like a school girl.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)14:45 No.1888049 >>1888041 It keeps happening

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)14:46 No.1888057 >>1888013 >especially unicorns Frack. Ok, well, let's ask more about Ironhide.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)14:47 No.1888070 >>1888057 Oh please. Everyone hates unicorns. Ask around.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)14:47 No.1888075 >>1888013 Sorry I was testing the skimpy armour mod for skyrim Ask more about Ironhide

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)14:47 No.1888081 >>1888070 Yeah, but most everyone isn't a giant armored murderous dragon.

DM 05/12/12(Sat)14:48 No.1888090

>>1887772
The engineers begin drawing up plans.
They say they can either build cloud chambers inside the hull to store clouds that can be used to release lightning, or add lightning rods to the top to harvest power from the stormy sky.
The chambers will be easy to protect and supply constant, safe power, but they need pegasi to man them at all times.
The rods are less reliable but save space inside the hull and can be used even without pegasus crewmen.
Pick one.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)14:48 No.1888094 >>1888013 Wait, wha'? I kind of fazed out a little.

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)14:48 No.1888095 >>1888013 >especially the unicorns Well fuck I hope he doesn't like lightning then

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)14:50 No.1888119 >>1888094 She said that Ironhinge was buttmad or something and began crashing into dinosaurs trying to do the nasty and then got banished for getting mad at video games.

Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)14:51 No.1888136

>>1888090
Hmm...

This ship is going to be an international effort anyway, so we probably should go with cloud chambers. Rods are too risky unless they are shielded somehow.

How exposed are these rods, and how much power can the ship's batteries store?

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)14:51 No.1888138 >>1888119 >nod and smile, while his shaggy dreadlocks fall in front of his eyes, so only his smiling mouth can be seen from his face Far out, dude

DM 05/12/12(Sat)14:56 No.1888203

>>1888095
>>1888094
>>1888075
>>1888057
>>1888048
The dragons don't really know where Ironhide came from or who he really is. His unnatural size and the fact that he never spoke were unnerving on their own, but the most disturbing part was his blind rage towards those who only sought to breed in peace. It was as if Ironhide wanted the entire dragon race to become extinct. This sort of thinking does not sit well with any dragon. Many of their kind are hedonistic and selfish, but none have ever been genocidal, let alone towards other dragons.
As such, Old Ironhide is only ever spoken of in hushed tones, and rather not at all. Only those trying too hard to be edgy would ever speak good of him. While many races see dragons in general as destructive and dangerous greedy monsters, the outright evil of Ironhide is on a level of its own.
The dragons are ready to do whatever it takes to get rid of the monster.

You are nearing the temporary resting grounds of the dragon clan. Is there still something you'd like to know before you go greet them?

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)14:58 No.1888245 >>1888203 How long will the migration last?

Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)14:59 No.1888260

>>1888203
Changelings.
I'm not saying it was changelings.
But it was changelings.

>I tell them this while making strange gestures with my hands and still smiling.

Are there any kind of Dragon Etiquette I should know, humble Noise?
Do I need to bring a gift?
I'm afraid I don't have much, but I'm sure I can find something...

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)14:59 No.1888264 >>1888203 What about that young dragon we saw earlier? I'm curious to where he came from.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)15:00 No.1888272 >>1888260 Roll to slap the tinfoil hat off Puli's head

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)15:01 No.1888291 >>1888203 Ask if there's any traditions or rules we need to follow.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)15:01 No.1888299 >>1888272 Roll to pull Birdy's tail

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)15:02 No.1888308 >>1888299 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)15:03 No.1888331 >>1888299 Roll to see if the ears of Rib taste purple.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)15:03 No.1888338 >>1888203 How many

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)15:04 No.1888347 >>1888331 Roll to get Puli to give me more drugs.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)15:06 No.1888382 >>1888347 Hey, let's save the shrooms for later.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)15:07 No.1888393 >>1888308 >>1888331 Get trolled

DM 05/12/12(Sat)15:07 No.1888404

>>1888136
The rods would be a notable weak spot, but could pull in more power more rapidly, as the clouds they charge from could be swapped more quickly by any nearby pegasi without needing to go inside the ship.
The batteries can keep the ship in the air for one hour without being charged. With some modifications, it might be possible to weaponize them as well, discharging all remaining power as a sort of lightning cannon. Doing this would mean the ship needs an emergency flight device or parachute of some kind.
>>1888245
A few months at most
>>1888291
>>1888260
Dragons prefer straight talk and an assertive nature to sweet talking and politeness. Gifts of gold or jewels are nice, but in a time like this not worth much.
They won't listen to weak lesser creatures unless given a good reason to do so.
>>1888338
Noise remembers there were 20 when she left

>>1888264
If you mean the one in the diplomat room, that was Noise, your guide and dragon translator.

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)15:07 No.1888405 >>1888382 You got a 2 so you shouldn't be convincing me, but fine.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)15:09 No.1888426 >>1888404 .......HOLY SHIT. Noise! You're a dragon!

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)15:10 No.1888451 >>1888404 Okay, let's get on with the meeting with the dragons and such

Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)15:10 No.1888452

>>1888405
Man, I don't think getting our bard high on shrooms before talking to dragons is a good idea, but whatever you want!

>>1888404
Ask Noise if she thinks the dragons will talk to us.
Prepare a totem that can make a powerful vision to make me look bigger and stronger and more intimidating just in case.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)15:11 No.1888461 >>1888404 No further questions

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)15:11 No.1888463 >>1888452 A vision like Zecora's NM visions, for reference.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)15:13 No.1888496 >>1888463 AKA Voodoo Drug Magic

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)15:14 No.1888521 >>1888496 Something like that.

Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)15:15 No.1888534

>>1888404
Hmm. In that case, we could go with rods. Skirmishes with dragons should therefore be dealt with swiftly. The lightning cannon might be good as a last resort move, if we won't need too much excess equipment to get it running go for it.

For emergency flight devices, I propose compressed helium chambers, if possible. Release pressure on the helium if we need emergency lift or something to soften our landing.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)15:20 No.1888619 >>1888534 Roll to send Shelfield a telekinetic message to call him a nerd.

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)15:21 No.1888637 >>1888619 Roll to send him a remote lightning shock

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)15:21 No.1888641 >>1888619 He's going to kill himself.

DM 05/12/12(Sat)15:22 No.1888652

>>1888461
>>1888452
>>1888451
You set out to the dragon's roost. It is a mountainside crag, with several dragons uncomfortably draped across the cliffs.
You can count 11 mature dragons, 3 massive older ones and 4 younger ones like Noise. If there were indeed 20 when she left, two are missing.
Noise motions you to step into a circle near the foot of the cliffs and roars out for attention. The dragons turn to face you and one of the larger mature ones steps down from the cliff.
He greets Noise, and they speak for a moment.
Shaman: Roll to see if you can establish a translation spell. If this fails, Noise will have to be a two way translator.
Bard: you may roll to bolster the spell casting - success adds +1 to the casting roll.
Others: get ready for your opening arguments.
If the spell is a success, you all gain +1 to your rolls (0 is still a 0).
If it fails, you gain no bonus as some of your meaning is lost in translation.

>>1888534
The engineers take notes, but say that the chambers would require much space. The ship cannot be expanded, and they need room for the weapons and medical bay.
They instead suggest pedal power as an alternative emergency power source. It will be taxing on the crew, but can be manned by anyone, not just pegasi.
They also question you about possible applications for unicorn crew members.

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)15:23 No.1888664 >>1888652 Rolling for what you said.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)15:23 No.1888674 >>1888652 Rolling for a succcesful translation spell. Bring out the magic, Mon!

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)15:24 No.1888684 >>1888664 >>1888674 ........ Use locate to locate the Success rolls. Found them

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)15:24 No.1888686 >>1888674 >>1888664 So close, yet so far...

DM 05/12/12(Sat)15:24 No.1888690

>>1888619
>>1888637
Sheffield suddenly has the inexplicable feeling that he is a total nerd, and needs to lose his virginity. He curses the spaghetti in his pockets and raises his voice at the sky.
The engineers look confused for a moment.
Elsewhere, Rib gets zapped in the ass by lightning.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)15:24 No.1888692 >>1888664 >>1888674 Hah

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)15:27 No.1888735 >>1888684 Fuck.. >>1888690 FUCK OW SHIT Im a girl btw dont hit on me silly colts

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)15:27 No.1888738 >>1888652 Greet the duragons. sorry if I miss a few actions, I'm immersed in Skyrim right now, though I'll be back in full attention shortly

Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)15:27 No.1888741

>>1888652

Take the suggestion. We'll hopefully use that amount of space to carry enough crew to man the ship in emergencies.

As for unicorns, ask if they have any means of converting basic unicorn magic power into electricity. Unicorns may be a good power source, even if they do not specialise in lightning magic like I do. It will be difficult to find crew to man machinery specifically tuned for a particular sphere of magic, so let's try to limit unicorn specific roles to powering the ship so we can have enough crew

I have to leave in half an hour, I don't think I can stay awake for much longer
If you guys want to continue without me since I'm away from you all could I just play my part through email or something until I catch up with where you guys leave off

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)15:28 No.1888757 >>1888738 DAMN it Nasse stop playing vidya and concentrate on the task at hoof.

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)15:28 No.1888763 >>1888735 Dd-d-do you want to p-play v-video games with me

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)15:29 No.1888770 >>1888763 Y-you too

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)15:29 No.1888784 >>1888652 >>1888664 Since that failed, I guess I'll just greet the dragons.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)15:30 No.1888790 >>1888763 You failed rolled. You get friendzoned instead. BY AN ASS. YOU GOT FRIENDZONED BY A DONKEY. THATS JUST HORRIBLE

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)15:30 No.1888795 >>1888652 Also, I greet the dragons

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)15:30 No.1888801 >>1888784 WHY ARE YOU SO HORRIBLE Greet them dragons

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)15:31 No.1888813 >>1888652 After I fail at speaking Dragon-tounge, I greet them as well.

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)15:31 No.1888817 >>1888801 Rolling to sit in the corner and cry

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)15:32 No.1888828 >>1888817 God at least you got that right

DM 05/12/12(Sat)15:33 No.1888845

>>1888664
>>1888674
Welp, sucks to be you.
>>1888795
>>1888784
>>1888738
>>1888813
The discussion has begun. Each of the old dragon carries their own opinion of the plan, and the mature and young dragons decide as groups.
Noise says the general consensus is that the dragons might as well just take their roosts by force. Do you have anything that can convince them otherwise?

Overall dragon opinion on the plan: negative

>>1888741
You remain to oversee the suggested upgrades to the Stormherald.
No further actions need to be taken
Thanks for playing

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)15:34 No.1888871 >>1888845 So I'll just join you guys next Saturday, same time then?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)15:34 No.1888874 >>1888845 We'll evacuate one or two towns for them to roost, no need to do it by force

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)15:35 No.1888891 >>1888874 cunts

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)15:35 No.1888893 >>1888845 Tell them less of their kind will die if they just come peacefully. Also mention the Gryphons are willing to let them move in without conflict.

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)15:36 No.1888909 >>1888893 Why must I fail everything that matters

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)15:36 No.1888919 >>1888871 No game next saturday, I have places to be. This was a oneshot anyway, any results here will tie into the main storyline though.

Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)15:37 No.1888931

>>1888845
Tell them we have Black bear powder we plan to use on "Metal Hide and go seek." and we're perfectly capable of retaliating if you want to go that path.

Now is the time for compromise to defeat a greater foe. If they want a fight later then its their deal.

Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)15:37 No.1888941

>>1888845
I advise them not to be hasty in their decision.
The griffons are fierce creatures, and they can make allies with all races...
The dragons attacking the griffons would not only mean war with them, but with every other race in Equestria and beyond.
And as Mighty and Strong as the noble dragon race may be, they can't hope to defeat everyone else, and they might even face extincion if Ironhide's terror continues and they don't side with us to banish him together.
For the sake of every sentient being in Equestria, consider the Alliance with the Griffons.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)15:37 No.1888945 ALL THOSE BAD ROLLS

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)15:38 No.1888950 >>1888919 Oh, well. Can I stay a while more? If the ship is done, I'll pilot it to the dragons and rejoin the others.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)15:38 No.1888958 >>1888919 This game should effect the story in the main story line then. How we take care of the dragons and stuff.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)15:41 No.1889000 I think we managed to fail even more than yesterday.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)15:41 No.1889004 >>1889000 HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)15:42 No.1889009 >>1889000 Dat timing

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)15:42 No.1889013 >>1889000 You triple crit failed into actually believing that

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)15:44 No.1889037 >>1889000 At least this triple crit fail didn't set fire to a cave of cultists.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)15:45 No.1889050 >>1889037 I DESTROYED THE CAVE IN THE END

DM 05/12/12(Sat)15:45 No.1889055

>>1888950
You can join in the argument with some shaman-and-mage powered teleprojecting. Perhaps showing off the Stormherald will help convince the dragons to join you.
>>1888958
It already has. And will further. Stormherald will appear later, and how you deal with the dragons now will impact the next game a lot.
>>1888874
>>1888893
>>1888931
>>1888941
>>1889000
Noise nods and turns to tell your warnings to the dragons. You can see she is visibly shaken by the thought of facing war, and that she is clearly too young for the burden places upon her. Yet she still faces her duty bravely, refusing to flinch at the face of war and death.
One of the old dragons gives her a low snarl and leaves his roost. You have failed to convince him and he will stick to whatever plan he has in mind. The others are still not convinced.

Noise turns back to you, biting down to keep her tears back.
She asks that you present a new argument, and proof of your words.

Overall dragon opinion: neutral
Confirmed troublemakers: one Old Dragon

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)15:46 No.1889060 >>1889050 KILL COUNTER FOR YESTERDAY: Dawn: Leader of the cult Max and Radiant : ~50 Trusty: 5

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)15:47 No.1889067 >>1889060 You killed maybe one or two, ten at most, my three firebombs emptied the cave in the end!

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)15:47 No.1889070 >>1889055 FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC FELLOW DRAGONS

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)15:47 No.1889076 >>1889055 We would be powerful allies and we could even kill Ironhide with your help

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)15:48 No.1889090 >>1889055 Reveal the weapon we are developing through telecommunicating with Puli. Tell them if they will join us we will help them in their war against Ironhide, ensuring the safety of their roosts for generations to come.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)15:49 No.1889092 >>1889090 >>1889070 You suck at this

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)15:49 No.1889103 >>1889090 >>1889070 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5RtlpXsl8k

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)15:50 No.1889118 >>1889090 Fuckfuckfuck At least I didn't lump my other plan with this post

Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)15:50 No.1889119

>>1889055
I tell Noise that she's doing a good job, and not to falter now.
It's time to use the intimidation totem.
Roll for the succes of it.
Please don't let this fail.
If you start a war it will both weaken us and you dragons, so you would just be doing Ironhide a favor, and help him make your kind go extinct!
You may join us, and we can face him together in battle, or you can follow that old one and perish in battle against the Might of Equestria and The Griffin Kingdom!

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)15:51 No.1889121 >>1889119 YES

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)15:51 No.1889127 >>1889119 Finally!

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)15:51 No.1889131 >>1889119 DOGBRO!!!! MY NEW HUSBANDU

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)15:52 No.1889134 >>1889119 I'm not going to say anything so I don't fuck this up

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)15:52 No.1889135 >>1889119 >>1889119 Well my roll won't be needed here

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)15:53 No.1889162 >>1889135 I pat Noise on the back telling her she is doing a good job

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)15:53 No.1889163 >>1889119 Fuck yes we can work this after all

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)15:53 No.1889166 >>1889131 I would kiss you if I could see anything from my hair and if you would be anything but a donkey!

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)15:54 No.1889170 >>1889134 Nice work. You just fucked up not fucking up

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)15:54 No.1889177 Roll to hug Dogstonerbro

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)15:55 No.1889186 >>1889170 Well, I never said I was rolling to not fuck up.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)15:56 No.1889198 >>1889177 Roll to hug back ShinyPidgeon

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)15:56 No.1889204 >>1889166 .............Nevermind who'd want to fuck a dog anyway. >>1889186 I know I was just joking

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)15:57 No.1889210 >>1889198 >>1889177 Aw yeah

DM 05/12/12(Sat)15:58 No.1889240

>>1889070
>>1889076
>>1889090
>>1889119
Noise urges the dragons to listen. Her words emboldened by the kind shaman's encouragement and amplified tenfold by the magic of the totem, she explains that the griffons have allies and mighty weapons ready for war if the dragons attack. Times will be hard and mating cramped, but it is certainly better than death.
She is trembling, but not from fear. She has steeled her heart and understands that she is now the last thing standing between her tribe and death.
The dragons are visibly impressed.

Overall dragon opinion: positive
confirmed troublemakers: one old Dragon
possible troublemakers: a second old dragon, two mature dragons

One more crit success, or a successful projection of Stormherald can win them to your side.
Another string of failures will make them side against you.

Roll.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)15:58 No.1889245 >>1889204 That's why I always keep drugs on myself. Collecting that shit from the woods is waaaay cheaper than chloroform.

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)16:00 No.1889262 >>1889240 HERE WE GO SHOW THEM THE MIGHT OF TECHNOLOGY

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)16:00 No.1889263 Well, I need to go get food, I'll be back in a few minutes. Try not to succeed too hard without me.

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)16:00 No.1889278 >>1889262 At least it wasn't a 0 Gah

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)16:00 No.1889282 >>1889240 Whoa shit SHEFFIELD, NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO SHOW UP! Roll to keep up the images to intimidate them and support Noise.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)16:01 No.1889296 >>1889282 >>1889262 We're boned.

Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)16:01 No.1889301

>>1889240
Gee...No pressure.

Mention the lost families on both sides. Mention the dragons that they could have been friends with. Mention the wives they could have had. Mention the children they could have played with.

Mention that both sides are suffering and we need to stop it. We need for this to never happen again.

Plead to the dragons.
Beg that they would have a heart.
A powerful warm dragon heart

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)16:02 No.1889316 >>1889301 That's it... I've had it.. I quit.. I hate everything.... Promise them the kings gold.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)16:02 No.1889319 >>1889240 YES WE CAN KILL THAT DRAGON WITH YOUR HELP AND OUR TECHNOLOGY AND SOLDIERS

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)16:03 No.1889326 >>1889319 AND BY THAT DRAGON I MEAN OLD IRONFAG

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)16:03 No.1889329 >>1889319 I now ship >>1889166 PulliBirdy

Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)16:03 No.1889330

>>1889240
Tell them to either get some backbone or fuck off, because if they don't join us, I'll skewer each and every single one of them myself.
Hey, if we're gonna fuck it up might as well go out with a bang
>>1889319
YOU HAD TO STEAL MY CRITICAL SUCCESS

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)16:03 No.1889335 >>1889330 FUCK YOU

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)16:04 No.1889339 >>1889329 I CAN'T EVEN

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)16:04 No.1889343 >>1889301 >>1889296 >>1889330 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64Dhz52pmWs >>1889319 Someone always needs to carry the group.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)16:04 No.1889352 >>1889339 HAHAHAHAHAH Roll to push on Pointys face in hopes that it will lighten up the mood

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)16:05 No.1889357 >>1889330 DAMNIT NOSSO WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS THROW GAMES

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)16:05 No.1889361 >>1889319 GODDAMN

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)16:05 No.1889368 THROWING GAMES GENERAL

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)16:05 No.1889370 >>1889357 YOU FUCKERS HAD TO STEAL MY NINES WITH OOC

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)16:06 No.1889379 >>1889370 GET MAD NOSSO

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)16:06 No.1889386 >>1889370 >>1889379 oh wow

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)16:07 No.1889392 >>1889370 >>1889379 >0 >Get mad 9 This is getting out of hoof

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)16:12 No.1889472 File: 1336853559.gif-(884 KB, 515x360, 1333921108036.gif) I'm sorry. I just... I just want it to stop...make it stop...

DM 05/12/12(Sat)16:14 No.1889484

>>1889319
>>1889301
>>1889282
>>1889262
>>1889330
With still no proof of the gunship and overall confusion reigning, Noise does her best to translate your words to the remaining dragons.
She turns to you and asks if you have any closing comments. Her eyes are dry and confident. She has hope for her kind yet.

Overall dragon opinnion: split
confirmed allies: one old Dragon, 9 mature dragons, 3 young dragons
confirmed troublemakers: one old Dragon
undecided: one old dragon, two mature dragons, one young dragon

One more crit success: the undecided join you
Success in projecting: the undecided join you
One more crit failure: You face a challenge
More failures than successes: the undecideds leave

Final push.
Roll.

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)16:14 No.1889500 >>1889484 FUCKFUCKFUCK WOOOORK

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)16:15 No.1889501 >>1889484 Rolling to keep my sanity after all this Also to look at the dragons very sternly

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)16:15 No.1889504 >>1889484 I'm rolling. We fail and we're going with the Bear Powder. I don't even care anymore.

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)16:15 No.1889506 >>1889500 >00 Oh fuck fuck fuck fuck

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)16:15 No.1889507 >>1889484 JOIN US AND WE WILL END THE REIGN OF IRONHIDE >>1889500 FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU SO MUCH

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)16:16 No.1889512 >>1889484 Your stubborness and pride will only bring suffering and pain for both sides. We give you this one last chance. Join our alliance, or perish.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)16:16 No.1889523 >>1889500 Well, I think we just raped Equestria.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)16:17 No.1889529 >>1889500 That's it. WE BEAR POWDER. Tell them if they don't join us we're coming back canons blazing. Tell Noise that we're sorry but this is the only way.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)16:17 No.1889535 WE JUST FUCKED IT UP WELL DONE

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)16:18 No.1889542 >>1889529 BASED RIB

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)16:18 No.1889544 >>1889529 Well at least we have the complete lightning ship I should have gone to bed half an hour ago and you guys wouldn't have had to put up with my rolls

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)16:19 No.1889563 >>1889544 But I think you just sank the ship. Bye Bye Griffin Kingdom. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkxLcoPGErU

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)16:19 No.1889567 I'm readying my god damn bow and getting ready to get the hell out of here. >>1889544 Hey wait a second.... Sheffied.. you're not with us. Does your roll count?

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)16:19 No.1889576 >>1889563 Yeah the ship. We can still roll for a crit on the dragons. >>1889484 Roll!

Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)16:20 No.1889582

>>1889563
I was trying to project an image of the ship to show the dragons
I kept failing because I cannot into teleprojecting

>>1889567
Oh hey, good point. I'm back at the Griffon engineering bays trying to send an image to help you guys, not directly fucking anything up

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)16:20 No.1889583 >>1889567 Sheffield probably blows himself up when trying to work the magics at the engineering bay.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)16:22 No.1889612 We need one 9 and then everyone shut the hell up. We're still losing but we can still do it! someone else ROLL!

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)16:23 No.1889626 >>1889612 But I already failed my roll.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)16:24 No.1889642 >>1889484 TO GLORY, MY DRAGON BRETHEREN

DM 05/12/12(Sat)16:24 No.1889644

>>1889500
>>1889529
As the remaining dragons begin to get up and leave, Noise dashes to a bag she was carrying earlier. She pulls out a pouch of Black Spice, tosses it in the air and ignites it.
The explosion causes all of the dragons present to recoil. She is yelling at the dragons. You do not understand the words but the context is clear. She has seen first hand what the Black Spice cannons can do. She KNOWS they will die if they fight.
Amidst the frightened murmur one of the mature dragons leaps down from the cliff. She sweeps Noise to the ground and roars at her, then turns to you.
Noise coughs out a quick explanation - this one refuses to believe in petty magic tricks and wants to see steel as proof.
She will fight you.

Roll for initiative. Roll to beat: mine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr54gJZk_nM

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)16:24 No.1889645 >>1889612 If I can just roll to teleport the whole damn ship with me in there and bail you guys out

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)16:25 No.1889663 >>1889644 >Dark Souls God damn it DM. Roll!

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)16:25 No.1889665 >>1889644 ROLLING.

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)16:26 No.1889673 >>1889663 Prepare to die

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)16:26 No.1889674 >>1889612 roll for what?

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)16:26 No.1889675 >>1889644 Shit, do we need to beat a 44? That's one tough motherfucking dragon I CALL UPON THE EARTH TO SLAY THIS VILE BEAST! ROLL!

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)16:26 No.1889676 >>1889644 DM has played Dark Souls Oh fuck yes do Dragons here have lightning weaknesses too >>1889645 I'll take this as my roll to stop projecting and just teleport the ship in, using Puli as a conductor

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)16:26 No.1889681 >>1889674 Its too late now. We're fighting a dragon now.

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)16:27 No.1889691 >>1889645 >>1889676 Oh fuck yes my rolls actually work when I try to do something within my domain of magic

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)16:27 No.1889692 >>1889673 I ready my bow. Whatever. At least I can be distraction for everyone else. Roll to that.

DM 05/12/12(Sat)16:28 No.1889708

>>1889676
I need that ship for later.
You do manage to teleport yourself though.
Being a clever guy you also brought the box of items the engineers promised. It fell a few yards away.
Anyone can roll to get to it. Success gives you a new item, failure gets you smacked by the dragon.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)16:29 No.1889725 >>1889708 Rolling for equipment

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)16:31 No.1889752 IT IS ON.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)16:31 No.1889755 >>1889708 I don't need anything from that box. I roll for a Summon Nature's Ally to summon ravens or any small bird and tell them to attack the dragon's eyes.

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)16:31 No.1889757 >>1889708 Rolling for equipment as well.

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)16:31 No.1889758 >>1889708 Don't go for an item. Begin charging a lightning spear.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)16:32 No.1889771 You guys should have just went with the damn Spice. I'm rolling for something if it will save everyone else. If not then fuck it.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)16:33 No.1889787 >>1889771 fuck.... Even when I cheat the game and reroll I fail. Its what I get. I'm lawful, I'm supposed to follow the rules.

DM 05/12/12(Sat)16:36 No.1889830

>>1889692
You ready your bow but miss. The dragon takes a swing at you. Roll to avoid damage.
>>1889665
>>1889725
You leap over the dragon's tail and grab the familiar Firepipe from the box.
It is loaded and comes with a pouch for another 10 shots.
>>1889675
Mighty roots burst from the ground and bind the dragon's tail. It can no longer attack with that, or move around a whole lot.
>>1889755
A flock or crows attacks the dragon's head. The dragon is now distracted. Any attack against it that rolls 7 or more counts as a crit.
>>1889757
You manage to grab a sound amplifier.
Your songs now count 7 and above as a critical success, and only fail on a 3 or less
>>1889758
Your spear is charged.

Go for the kill lads.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)16:37 No.1889855 >>1889830 Last chance. Rolling.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)16:37 No.1889857 >>1889644 Rolling

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)16:37 No.1889860 >>1889830 Aim at the dragon's head and fire

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)16:37 No.1889861 >>1889830 It was good knowing you fellas. Roll to see if I can inspire some fear into this nigga.

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)16:38 No.1889867 >>1889830 Hurl the lightning spear at the dragon.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)16:38 No.1889872 >>1889860 i ded

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)16:38 No.1889877 >>1889830 Looks like I'm the one for CC and debuffs. I swing my Curved staff and mutter a Voodoo Hex to curse the dragon.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)16:39 No.1889900 >>1889830 Stab him with my spear

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)16:40 No.1889908 >>1889900 NASSE FUCK

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)16:40 No.1889919 >>1889855 I'm taking the shot. Marksman activate. Eyes out.

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)16:40 No.1889924 >>1889900 AT LEAST I WASN'T AS BAD AS YOU IN THE END

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)16:40 No.1889925 >>1889900 >>1889860 Complete bonkers all around.

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)16:41 No.1889936 >>1889925 At least we glorious spellcasters suceeded

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)16:41 No.1889946 >>1889936 Spellcaster high five!

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)16:42 No.1889950 >>1889925 I'm a knight, I can take one or two hits As long as it isn't magical

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)16:42 No.1889952 >>1889900 >>1889860 Guys. 0s don't instantly mean death but it means you're close to it. Continued failed rolls can lead to death. Criticals just have a higher chance then normal of causing it. I mean if 0s meant instakill then we'd all be dead already.

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)16:42 No.1889960 >>1889925 Would now be a bad time to ask for some drugs?

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)16:43 No.1889988 >>1889946 High five bro >>1889950 If you melee bros are still okay I can charge your weapons We'll just have to see how lightning actually affects dragons first

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)16:43 No.1889992 >>1889952 I thought we were playing Dark Souls, sorry

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)16:43 No.1889994 >>1889960 >0 Yeah, a very bad time. After this session we'll need to make a toy story edit with Puli and Pointy saying 'Zeros, Zeros everywhere!'

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)16:44 No.1890014 At least we didn't get 0000

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)16:44 No.1890015 If I'm not dead yet, I roll to inspire courage in y'all niggas.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)16:44 No.1890020 DAMN we missed Quad Crits

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)16:45 No.1890030 >>1890020 Nasse would've just killed us all with his quad 0

DM 05/12/12(Sat)16:46 No.1890048

>>1889855
Success! Your arrow strikes the dragon in the eye, blinding it on that side.
>>1889860
The experimental firepipe is a moody weapon indeed. It explodes as you fire, disfiguring your claw.
>>1889861
Your song, however amplified, fails to being fear to a dragon.
>>1889900
>>1889950
>00
>0
>Double crit fail + crit fail
Your spear shatters against the dragon's hide. It smacks you away with its paw. Your armour collapses into your ribs and breaks them. You need help.
>>1889877
>77
>DOUBLE CRIT
Voices fill the dragon's head, confusing it further. It roars out, slashing at the ravens it now sees as terrifying demons. The dragon's mind is broken.
>>1889867
>7
>CRITICAL
As all hell breaks loose within the dragon, your lightning strikes the arrow stuck in the dragon's eye, conducting the deadly spell easily past the dragon's defenses.

Now heavily burnt, mad, blind and bound to the ground, the dragon lashes out madly, trying to take anything it can with it.

Kill it to prove your point?
Leave it to suffer?
Other?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)16:47 No.1890070 >>1890048 Back off and fire again

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)16:48 No.1890086 >>1890070 This doesn't count, right I didn't have my name on

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)16:48 No.1890088 >>1890048 Do not kill it. But surpress it. Aim the bow at it and make sure it sees that if it attacks we will finish it. Also look to make sure Noise is alright.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)16:48 No.1890089 >>1890048 whimper

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)16:48 No.1890103 >>1890086 I think your gun exploded anyway

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)16:49 No.1890109 >>1890086 Actually I think it might be better that you didn't hit it.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)16:49 No.1890112 >>1890048 Rush to Pointy and give him an enchanced mushroom. It will be one trippy ride, but hopefully it can heal some of the damage.

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)16:49 No.1890115 >>1890048 Fuck should we kill it or not?

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)16:49 No.1890123 >>1890103 At least it can't explode anymore I hope

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)16:50 No.1890127 Yo, others, try to finish him off, I'll try to save our Warrior

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)16:50 No.1890130 >>1890115 Keep weapons on it. We proven our point.

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)16:51 No.1890163 >>1890130 But it's blind, yo >>1890048 >Now heavily burnt, mad, blind and bound to the ground,

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)16:53 No.1890185 >>1890112 After seeing the mushrooms did no good, try some of the seeds and some water instead. Hold your breath Pointy, I have your life in my paws, and I may fail >>1890163 Don't let it suffer, that would be inhumane and cruel. Finish it off.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)16:54 No.1890211 >>1890185 I think we're gonna have to see what effect the shrooms have before you can try to correct it

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)16:54 No.1890225 >>1890211 TOO LATE, ENJOY YOUR TRIP!

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)16:55 No.1890242 ok, I'll roll to see if I can throw my knife at it and kill it. inb4 crit fail

DM 05/12/12(Sat)16:56 No.1890271

>>1890070
>>1890086
Your claw is still a mangles mess. You will never use it again.
Here's hoping you're ambidextrous.
>>1890089
>>1890112
>>1890127
>>1890185
Pointy drags himself up as Puli rushes to help him. The treatment is a bit worryingly trippy, but the knight should survive.
>>1890088
Noise is breathing heavily. She had known that dragon her entire life. It had always been very protective of her young, but never outright hostile to anyone. Seeing it laying there, scorched and screaming was horrible. She asks you finish the job.
The other dragons look on in terror. They never expected this to turn into such a horrorshow.

Final dragon opinnion: scared shitless
Future troublemakers: One old dragon, one mature dragon

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)16:58 No.1890312 >>1890271 Welp, I can't kill it, unless there's music for that I'm not aware of, so I'll roll to play a song to calm the dragons.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)16:59 No.1890335 >>1890271 Try to summon more roots to choke it. I would use my dagger or blood Voodoo, but it's too dangerous to go close and finish it quickly.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)16:59 No.1890338 >>1890271 God damn it. This wasn't supposed to happen. Someone help the warrior.

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)17:00 No.1890350 >>1890271 Propose that the dragon be teleported to the griffon kingdom to be treated, as proof that we will not harm them. Well, further.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)17:00 No.1890351 >>1890271 I'm gonna take my amulet of Luna and pray.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)17:00 No.1890360 >>1890271 Ask around for some first aid for my claw

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)17:01 No.1890369 >>1890360 Come on, really?

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)17:01 No.1890370 >>1890271 Shit, wait. I'll roll to play a song of healing on Pointy. there are healing songs, right

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)17:01 No.1890372 >>1890351 Shhhh, only dreams now >>1890360 I'll see what I can do after things calm down.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)17:02 No.1890382 >>1890370 here's hoping you don't sing the rest of his arm off

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)17:02 No.1890390 Also I was going to teleport you two 0 rollers out of danger but my internet died

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)17:03 No.1890419 >Again with the zeros WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)17:03 No.1890428 >>1890419 IT KEEPS HAPPENING.

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)17:04 No.1890448 >>1890419 Throw your knife at it like I failed at doing. That might make it have a heart attack or something.

>>	Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)17:05 No.1890466 >>1890448 Dog man already choked it. The thing is done

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)17:06 No.1890478 >>1890448 I already summoned roots to choke it. Not the best way to go, but he picked to fight us. That will teach them that this dog is not 'All bark no bite".

DM 05/12/12(Sat)17:07 No.1890488

>>1890335
As more roots burst forth to grasp the neck of the wounded dragon, it slowly falls silent, then still. Finally it stops breathing.
Her fear and suffering is at an end.
>>1890350
You simply cannot build the strength to teleport an object that large.
>>1890370
>>1890360
>>1890372
As the party begins to look after their wounded, the dragons gather to discuss their next move.
After a while Noise comes to talk to you. The dragons, save for two, will come quietly and be thankful for the roosts they are given. If the call to arms is sounded, they will give their lives to battle Old Ironhide.
The two who refused the offer might be a problem later though.

Noise and the other dragons take flight and head for the griffon kingdom, leaving behind what riches they had gathered, along with the dead dragon.

You may gather what you wish from the area before leaving to report back to the king, or go straight away.

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)17:07 No.1890497 >>1890466 >>1890478 >tfw i forget to check other people's rolls

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)17:08 No.1890515 >>1890488 Look around for some one-handed weapon that might be laying around, my warhammer is of no use now

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)17:09 No.1890531 >>1890488 I would like to take some of those riches. Also look for some musical instrument, or small blade-type weapon.

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)17:09 No.1890535 >>1890488 Take as much treasure as possible. Keep some for ourselves, but this will be given to the diplomats and be used to fund the war

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)17:09 No.1890546 >>1890488 I yell after them 'TAKE THE ROOSTS OR FIGHT THE ROOTS!' and point at the dead dragon. Then I scavenge the dead dragon for anything useful for spells, like his tooth, saliva, scales, heart, and the like.

Rib the Tracker 05/12/12(Sat)17:10 No.1890557

>>1890488
Walk up to the dead dragon and sit by its head. Sulk and look down, disappointed that it couldn't have happened another way.

Look up to watch the dragons fly away but still feel down. Tell the others to head on back and that I would meet up with them later.
I actually gotta get going anyway. If you are still questing in 45 minutes I might be able to hop back in.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)17:10 No.1890558 >>1890488 Presuming I can move, look for a polearm weapon, a crossbow (with ammunition) and/or riches to get more equipment Oh and a piece of armour

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)17:10 No.1890567 I also tend to our wounded with my remedies, but I wanted that to be another post so the two won't be the same roll.

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)17:11 No.1890572 >>1890535 >>1890535 oh and, look for books, written records of sorts of any kind. we might have good information here.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)17:11 No.1890586 >>1890567 >>1890546 After these two, look for any herbs around here. That is all.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)17:12 No.1890598 >>1890557 Well, we'll be united with our mage soon so I think we can go on if the other people (and the DM of course) want to

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)17:13 No.1890607 >>1890598 Also I hope we'll be seeing Noise again

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)17:13 No.1890614 >>1890607 She was nice

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)17:15 No.1890644 >>1890607 I would hump her legs non-sexually.

>>	Sheffield [Mage] 05/12/12(Sat)17:16 No.1890688 >>1890598 I actually have to be going now too, 5 am here and I need to wwake up later Just say after I finish transported the stuff back I contonue work on the Stormherald or something if I don't post more

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)17:17 No.1890703 >>1890688 Well still, if people want to go on, I'll go on I want to go on

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)17:18 No.1890720 >>1890703 I wouldn't mind going on.

>>	Agamemnon the Bard 05/12/12(Sat)17:18 No.1890727 >>1890703 I'll keep going if people want to.

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)17:21 No.1890785 PULI AND DM, ARE YOU HERE

DM 05/12/12(Sat)17:22 No.1890796

>>1890515
You find a gem-encrusted mace. It looks well made and likely blessed. The decorations remind you of the sun.
>>1890531
You find a hollow dragon's horn, along with oodles of gold.
>>1890535
>>1890572
Among the dragons' hoards you locate a strange cube inscribed with text. Most likely a fancy historical record, possibly a magical one.
>>1890546
>>1890586
>>1890567
You tend to the wounds of your allies, ensuring they can make it safely to get proper treatment later. You then harvest the dragon and surrounding area for several potent reagents. You might need to do some experimenting to unlock their full potential.
>>1890557
You head back to the king with a heavy heart. There will always be losses in times of strife, and you assure yourself you did everything you could.
>>1890558
Your search turns up a long halberd and a a gilded plate armour not unlike those of Celestia's guards.
Also gems and gold coins.
>>1890688
You spend the rest of the time overseeing the construction of Stormherald.

The rest of you return to the king with news and riches. He is most pleased, and says he will use the extra money to fund the war effort.

FINAL RESULTS
2 dragons will later attack the Griffon Kingdom, allowing for a testrun of Stormherald
One dragon clan has joined the effort to kill Ironhide
The airship Stormherald will now aid in the final battle. It is armed with a battery of small cannons and a lightning gun. It is manned by a pegasus and griffon crew, and is powered by lightning. It's weak point is the lightning rods on top.
The party is still alive, and can appear during the final battle.
The dragon Noise will help with future negotiations between ponies and dragons, greatly improving odds of success.
Two full griffon towns had to be evacuated and must be rebuilt later.
The people still think the king made the right choice.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)17:23 No.1890819 >>1890785 ya

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)17:23 No.1890822 >>1890796 SUCCESS

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)17:24 No.1890837 >>1890796 Woohoo

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)17:25 No.1890847 >>1890796 So how about continuing the other guest on Wednesday evening since thursday is an holiday?

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)17:25 No.1890856 >>1890796 Yay potions! I also made a shit image but I can't post it. Maybe it's for the better. Moar quest when? Now?

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)17:26 No.1890875 >>1890856 Upload it to imgur or some shit

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)17:27 No.1890878 I wonder if the original Ironhide party is online...

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)17:27 No.1890890 >>1890878 I could ask Or you could ask or someone could ask the current thread

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)17:27 No.1890894 >>1890878 I'm online

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)17:27 No.1890895 >>1890878 I'm here. I'm Radiant. And we have Nasse.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)17:28 No.1890910 http://imgur.com/qPmrF It's more like an idea to be used. For someone to make it good. I'M LOOKING AT YOU NASSE

>>	Pointy [Warrior] 05/12/12(Sat)17:28 No.1890915 miles should be coming

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)17:29 No.1890922 >>1890878 Max here, reporting for duty.

>>	Puli [Shaman] 05/12/12(Sat)17:30 No.1890937 >Max, Trusty, Zebro, Radiant Do we have Miles? Was he Dawn?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)17:30 No.1890944 >>1890878 I was the dick ass zebra was i in that one or another one

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)17:30 No.1890950 >>1890878 Im here.

>>	Birdy [Paladin] 05/12/12(Sat)17:31 No.1890953 >>1890944 What the fuck, man I was the zebra necromancer seriously

>>	Nasse-Setä 05/12/12(Sat)17:31 No.1890957 >>1890937 He was max

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)17:31 No.1890963 Okay, let's put on our other quest names to clear up things.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)17:31 No.1890966 >>1890953 i was duchbag mekillulots

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)17:31 No.1890967 >>1890937 Im not MILES.

>>	Nasse-Setä 05/12/12(Sat)17:31 No.1890968 Oh hey DM, did the rules go to v10 yet?

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)17:32 No.1890976 Ok roll call Max Goat Dawn Radiant Trusty Zebro Report in.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)17:32 No.1890978 >>1890963 okay >>1890966 Oh >>1890976

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)17:32 No.1890982 >>1890976 Rollan.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)17:32 No.1890986 >>1890976 Radiant Dawn Reporting in!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)17:32 No.1890989 >>1890976 please respond >>1890966

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)17:33 No.1890996 >>1890976 Trusty, reporting in

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)17:33 No.1890999 >>1890968 not yet. V0.10 will include expanded magic/ability use rules if those are still wanted after this. So far 0.9 had worked well.

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)17:33 No.1891016 >>1890976 I'm miLes by the way

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)17:34 No.1891025 >>1890999 kay. You took our triple crit success!

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)17:35 No.1891038 So only Goat is missing? Last time we saw him he was running away from our group.

>>	Nasse-Setä 05/12/12(Sat)17:36 No.1891056 >>1891038 I had forgotten about the goat!

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)17:36 No.1891060 >>1891016 >>1891025 Yo where all my new art at? I'd draw it myself but >Grail quality So we're only missing Goat? Should we wait or start without him? He did run away last time so it kinda makes sense for him not to be here.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)17:37 No.1891073 >>1891060 New art idea is here>>1890910 for Nasse to improve.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)17:37 No.1891077 >>1891060 Well he run so I guess we can go without him or get someone new maybe.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)17:37 No.1891082 why dont you let new people play instead of it just being a fucking circlejerk you assholes

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)17:37 No.1891089 Should we just go in current horse and say LFG BARD or what?

>>	Nasse-Setä 05/12/12(Sat)17:38 No.1891100 >>1891060 We could see about a new member to replace goat for this session at least I'll draw when I get home, I'm crashing another night at my friend's

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)17:38 No.1891111 >>1891089 >lfg ilvl 400+ >link achievement pls

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)17:39 No.1891115 >>1891082 The last game was a no reservations free for all. This one I kinda promised to finish with the same guys since I left it halfway done last time due to lol sleep. We do have a slot open though.

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)17:39 No.1891121 >>1891060 Saving energy for friend off. Plus I'm lazy as hell at the moment.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)17:39 No.1891125 >>1891115 Just ignore that faggot.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)17:40 No.1891142 >>1891115 I think you should announce that one spot in current horse. We would like a bard or a cleric

>>	Nasse-Setä 05/12/12(Sat)17:41 No.1891172 >>1891142 I just did

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)17:41 No.1891176 >>1891172 I saw.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)17:42 No.1891186 >>1891142 >cleric FUCK YES I AM SO IN

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)17:42 No.1891195 >>1891186 WE HAVE A WINNER!

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)17:42 No.1891199 >>1891186 First come, first served, show us your character sheet and make it snappy

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)17:44 No.1891233 >>1891199 Aenoi Unicorn Cleric Neutral Good can i have a shield?

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)17:44 No.1891239 Wait, am I alive or ded?

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)17:44 No.1891249 >>1891233 Ask the DM. Also someone fill the new player in >>1891239 No, I saved our asses

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)17:44 No.1891251 >>1891186 You'll do. post your -Race -Class -Alignment -Cutie mark / skill -weapon -notable inventory items Then put your NAME and [CLASS] in the name field

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)17:45 No.1891278 >>1891249 >I saved our asses YOU MEAN ME WHEN I JUMPED IN FRONT OF HIM TO SHIELD HIM AND CAST AURA OF PROTECTION SO YOU WON'T BURN US TO DEATH?

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)17:46 No.1891290 >>1891233 Shields are fine by me.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)17:46 No.1891296 >>1891278 IT WAS A CRITICAL SUCCESS BITCH IT WOULD HAVE STILL WORKED

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)17:47 No.1891312 >>1891249 >>1891278 Stallionface has a point. You did kinda almost kill everyone. Twice.

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)17:47 No.1891313 >>1891290 Oh, and while we're on topic, permission to refill my resource of Holy Water from Celestia's fountain.

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)17:47 No.1891319 >>1891312 >Stallionfac Pfhahahahahahah

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)17:47 No.1891326 >>1891312 >stallion face God damn it you guys, it still hurst ;_; Every time... b-b-but it's a pretty stallion face!

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)17:47 No.1891327 >>1891312 But I killed like 50 cultists with those bombs Do we get rewards for the last quest by the way

Aenoi [Cleric] 05/12/12(Sat)17:48 No.1891333

>>1891251
>-Race
Unicorn
>-Class
Cleric
>-Alignment
Neutral Good
>-Cutie mark / skill
Shield with a heart in it battle medic would've been my first choice
>-weapon
round shield
>-notable inventory items
bandages, energy replenishers. staves to help mend broken limbs
>Then put your NAME and [CLASS] in the name field

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)17:48 No.1891337 >>1891326 Its not really that bad to be honest.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)17:49 No.1891354 >>1891326 If it helps you, I'd still kiss you Back to being a dirty old man

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)17:49 No.1891361 >Not being useless throughout the entire fight i shiggity

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)17:49 No.1891364 >>1891337 You mean I'm still pretty? With all the scars Nasse caused when he almost killed us? brb in 5-7 minutes, Nature's calling

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)17:50 No.1891377 >>1891364 Wait, I remember you being scarred but I don't remember me doing it

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)17:50 No.1891382 >>1891364 Yeah you just need some make up and spa session.

>>	Max [Knight] 05/12/12(Sat)17:50 No.1891392 >>1891361 faget

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)17:51 No.1891403 >>1891361 Run away again and I'll shoot your knee off just like that cultist's!

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)17:52 No.1891421 GUYS I NEED 5 MINUTES PLS BRB

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)17:52 No.1891424 >>1891403 >>1891392 okay

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)17:52 No.1891430 >>1891421 We're just waiting for the DM anyway.

DM 05/12/12(Sat)17:53 No.1891438

>>1891313
Go right ahead. You are in Canterlot after all.
>>1891333
Ok, I marked you down in the notes
>>1891327
We can start with that.
>>1891377
Quite honestly I forgot who do doned it. A cultist maybe?
A BONUS TO WHOEVER GOES CHECK IT OUT IN THE ARCHIVE (pastebin has a link to the thread)

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)17:53 No.1891450 >>1891438 which pastebin?

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)17:54 No.1891468 >>1891438 I remember it, it said that I was in a fight with the cultists, and all those scars won't make me any less stallionlike.

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)17:54 No.1891470 >>1891450 the rule one http://arch.413chan.net/mlp1863738.html http://arch.413chan.net/mlp1866229.html

Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)17:55 No.1891479

>Radiant steps to assist Max, taking some of the blows for him. She still has fight left in her, but the scars won't make her stallionface any more ladylike.
Her holy water also fails to kill the raging inferno of countless flaming corpses slowly igniting and detonating dozens of cultists in a cramped cave.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)17:55 No.1891483 >>1891468 You're still pretty to me~

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)17:55 No.1891493 >>1891468 >>1891479 Ok, thanks. You will be shielded from your first crit fail.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)17:56 No.1891498 >>1891493 Man I could have used that Oh well

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)17:56 No.1891500 >>1891493 Cool

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)17:56 No.1891505 >>1891493 That's more like it! >>1891483 You won't get any tsundere shit from me, don't even dream about it. N-not that I like you or anything! Baka!

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)17:59 No.1891544 Would someone mind deleting an image?

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)17:59 No.1891549 By the way, shouldn't we move to a fresher dead horse? This one is starting to decompose.

>>	Trusty [Tracker] 05/12/12(Sat)18:00 No.1891570 >>1891549 Yeah, let's move, link it here >>1891544 Would but can't

>>	DM 05/12/12(Sat)18:00 No.1891579 >>1891549 Oh yes right. I never have any idea how close we are to page 15.

>>	Zebro [Necromancer] 05/12/12(Sat)18:00 No.1891586 New ded horse >>1885218

>>	Dawn [Rogue] 05/12/12(Sat)18:00 No.1891588 OK SORRY IM BACK

>>	Radiant Dawn the Paladin 05/12/12(Sat)18:00 No.1891592 >>1891544 I think I deleted all my images already.

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