>rape

Let's talk about why Rainbow Dash is so pretty

>>1749674
>nigs

dubs

>moon

You're all probably asleep, but I enjoyed our little session of DnD earlier in the day. Sorry about having to leave.

>your favorite pony will never feed you tomatoes and radio wires

>too soon
>HOLY FUCK THE MOON IS ATTACKING US
>a fucking moon thread
>anything related to Nightmare Moon
>having a trip making fun of Klondike and not superior Nasse
wow fuck this thread 0/10 would not bump

>>1749714
Not now taw.

Anon who asked why I was on his EM friends list, who are you?

>>1749674
No matter how bright and big the moon gets, it'll never be as bright or as big as our glorious sun.

>>1749742
>having a trip making fun of Klondike and not superior Nasse
Nigga that is Klondike.

http://pastebin.com/61EwPbsE

just ponna put this here

>>1749742

>>1749776
>Implying ponies can watch the sun

>>1749760
That's the third time I've been mistaken for TAW...

>>1749742
>Not knowing Klondork's trip for new horses

>>1749714
she looked pretty adorable when she dressed 'proper' with that owl
>imagine going to the library to study with an athletic dash who wanted to dress a little nerdy

>>1749777
U LIE

which pony has the fartiest butt

>>1749794
To be fair I was kidding because you dont type lke him.
but I did it anyway

>>1749727

>>1749802
Anon your new is showing.

Yo is there anyone here a good enogeh writter to help me make a short fake news article? i need to make a fake article about a "Brony Pride" parade and about bronies sueing to have another "B" added to the end of "LGBT"

trust me this will be really funny

MARKER WHERE

>>1749794
Hiro, make more Dash's greentext

>there are no good oc comics

Why have the OP pictures for MLPG been so shit lately?

Seriously, the last like, 5, have been just shit.

>>1749801
you think she'd have trouble keeping her voice down?

That moon was hard to look at

>>1749828
That guy usually use ocs in his comics and they are good.

Post your headcanons and we will tell you if it contradicts canon or word of Faust.
Don't argue about those that are unknown even if you really don't like it.

>>1749818

>>1749798
Yes, yes I would.

More than most things.

>>1749846

>>1749828

>police pone now has more pictures that italian pear pone

This simply will not do.

>>1749852
The Diamond dogs are not gay

>>1749815
it was a joke
but I had a hiatus for the general all of last summer, and never payed attention to tripfag until it became way to overbearing to ignore

but whatever, I guess not being that much of an active poster/lurker does equate me to a newfaggg anon iz lejun occupy wallstreeet we willl cum4u niggerz

>>1749836
if anything she'll have that low 'burnt vocal' thing going on while trying to talk quietly

>you will never motorboat Mrs. Cake's milk-swollen teats

>>1749798
>>1749854
Should I post that all the way through/transformation greentext again or are you guys tired of it?

>>1749846
THERE YOU ARE

>>1749852
Luna is antisocial

>>1749858

>>1749816
no that's fucking stupid

YOU CAN TRYYYYY THE BEST YOU CAAAN
YOU CAN TRYYYYY THE BEST YOU CAAAN

>scouting for fap material
>see this
>http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/841933
>jelly of dat speedy improvement

What's Leth's Shazbot: Upward Movement username? I think he just added me as a friend

>>1749822
fuck. I'm not drunk enough to >greentext with my trip on

So Broke, I think I remember you. You had that stick figure blushing avatar, right?

I think we used to be pretty tight.

>>1749874
I will read it again

>>1749852
There is much less poverty in ponyworld and prostitution is legal and so are magical recreational drugs.

>>1749816
i think a Q has been added now
so if you're actually trying it'd look something like LGBTSHRQB

>>1749808
Lyra is fartbuttiest pony

>>1749874
Man, for once I just want to cuddle with Chrys.

>>1749874
I have read it already, so that's up to you.

Hot as hell though.

>>1749882
You wanna go, tough guy?

>>1749852
My autistic headcanon is twidash

>>1749828
depends on what kind of oc you want

>>1749917
taw.

>>1749678
Working on twilight next
>>1749706
Really wish they had hair as awesome as hers but they don't. That style looked kind of like other times when she wore her hair up.

>>1749927
No but is his fault.

>>1749880
isn't 'antisocial' a form of mental disorder?
basically someone who can't feel any form of sympathy/empathy?
and is often enough misconstrued for someone unsocial?
that would be a cool luna if that's what you mean

>>1749931
>That feel

>>1749852
Pegasus magic works by manipulating mainly water and they cannot fly in dehydrated air
Pinkie's powers are a result of extremely powerful Earth Pony magic
Rarity is the youngest of the main 6 with Fluttershy being the oldest
Rainbow Dash was raised by a single father

>>1749932
>isn't 'antisocial' a form of mental disorder?
Nah.

>>1749888
>tfw artists goes from nothing to awesome in no time while you spend years still sucking
man fuck that guy and tiara.

>you will never gently roll Lyra's teats between your dextrous human fingers

>>1749912
In a cocoon, at least?

>>1749852
Sentient worker class talking animals that make produce: Goats sheep and cows :aren't even considered second class citizens. They're just there to make things for ponies

>>1749900
Here you go.

>>1749940
>Pinkie's powers are a result of extremely powerful Earth Pony magic
But how? Earth pone magic is about the earth.

>>1749916
Don't fuck with me ya palooka

>>1749888

>Removed the pubes

>>1749958
Thats kinda canon.

>>1749916
Come at me

>>1749954
>you will never suckle mint julep flavored milk from her teats

>>1749932
>anti-social a mental disorder
/r9k/ was right, the world really is out to get introverts.

Why is she so perfect, MLPG?

>>1749956
Well, yeah. How can you expect to cuddle a bugpone properly without a cuddle-cocoon?

>>1749932
The word you are thinking of is sociopath.

>>1749979
Anti-social doesn't mean you don't like socializing, it means you're a crazy fuck who actively likes to fuck up people. Look it up.

>>1749977
I came

>>1749985

>>1749985

Because she's a brown-skinned, bratty, athletic tomboy and my dick gets off to that

requesting pony art and fics involving or referencing horses and ponies vaginal winking to show interest in mateing

>>1749985
She is a whore.

>>1749986
Ok, good. I was worried you'd be all 'ew no, it's all slimy and stuff, I just want a bed'.

That shit doesn't fly with changelings.

>>1750001

>>1749985
I don't know about perfect but she has a NICE rack

>>1749943
>>1749979
>>1749991
>disregards the 3rd line
wow do you guys even READ?
but that's what I meant
'antisocial' is the mental disorder
and people often mean 'unsocial' when describing who don't go out that much/basement dwellers/etc
assholes

>Korrashit
/co/ pls

>>1750017

^Truth

>>1750009

>>1749985
Oh you card.

>>1749888
> anthro
go away plz

>>1749940
>Rarity is the youngest of the main 6 with Fluttershy being the oldest
YES

>>1750027
>wow do you guys even READ?

>>1750017
>tfw jumblies

wait

PSO2 is out?

Why am I not playing?

>>1749932
No I mean that she just doesn't like to be around huge groups of people. She gets jealous, but would rather be by herself than surrounded by people. She used to distance herself with formality but now prefers to just be away and watch her subjects from afar. She's responsible enough to do what she believes is her royal duty and is a bit childish when she lets her guard down, but really does care about others even if she is a bit afraid of embarrassing herself. It's the product of a thousand years of isolation, being a ruler from a different era, and controlling the night. Oh god this is unbelievably autistic

>>1750001
>>1750014

Which one of the Mane cast, whether pony or human, would like having their breasts played with the most?

>>1749852
royal armor is enchanted to make all the infantry look slightly alike, with a few color variations

unicorn guards are canterlot exclusive while pegasi guards watch over neighboring towns/cities

>>1749991
>>1749979
>>1749943
>correcting someone/making fun of someone correct

>So it says here you read my little pony fanfiction... care to tell me about that?

>>1749979

It's more that extroverts have their own little circlejerk going with each other and introverts throw them off by not participating. Quite understandable, really

Oh, and the DSM definition of antisocial is different than the one we're using here. No need to conflate the two.

>>1750056
Fluttershy because you tease her for a very long time.

>>1750049
Japanese Beta

>>1750068
/v/ pls go

>>1750068
Its about me fucking horses mostly sir.
Rarity is my waifu.

>>1750051
so you mean someone unsocial
or asocial?
fuck it
someone who doesn't socialize there you go
and don't worry anon, that seems like something that would seem fitting
not really ur a faget

>>1750056

Rarity

>>1750068

>>1750056
"IT MAKES DE FUNY NOYZES WEHN YEW TUCH EET EHEHEHAHAHAHUEHUEHUE"

So what fetishes will season 3 dive into, MLPG? Macro? Transformation?

>>1750046
very big hooters
>>1750056
Pinkie would love for someone to play with their hooters

>>1749888
the guy improves his coloring and shading, what of it?

>>1750049
Because it's just the Character creator that's been sent over and fan-translated. We're probably not going to see a localized version for at least a year. So unless you can speak moonrunes, you're stuck with the rest of us in not being able to play.

>>1750087
You have good taste, you're hired.

>>1750012
Cocoons look like more fun anyways. Cuddling while suspended in the air...

>play diablo 3 beta
>oh boy cant wait for some co op action
>3 others connect
>all brony names
fuck this gay earth.

>>1750068
>implying that I read fanfics
now that shit is corny nigga you gay

>>1750107
Are you smile boss? Señor?

>>1750089
Sure. She's not mean or passive aggressive, she just prefers to be alone

>>1750097
Mind/body swap.

>>1749964
i thought i read that it was an inherent magic and a lot is there to help them with the earth

>>1750109
Suspended in the air while feeling like you are underwater. It's like cuddling in outer space.

>>1750070
>>1749979
That really reminds me of
http://gnimaerd.tumblr.com/post/13496671377/ceavit-extrovert-vs-introvert-there-is-this
which, I think, is a bit mind-opening.

>>1750056
Fluttershy. She'd be super embarassed about it, but you could get her moaning with a good groping

>>1750110
Hey, even the Shazbot General accepts Princess Celestia. Give them a chance and judge them upon their deeds.

>>1750124
Faust old post? I really cant remember but im just assuming is earth related since they are the only farmers.

>>1750122

Or even genderswap. Seriously, we are lacking in these standard-issue episodes.

>>1750097
>furries
But really, there already was macro in spike's growing episode.I'm so mad at myself for not being able to remember the name of it. Fuck my brain.

There was even micro in Bridle Gossip.

>>1750118
PFFFFTHAHAHHAHA

>>1750056
pinkie pie, no contest
>that feel when she keeps giggling in between sporadic gasps and light moans

>>1750068
"I only tired to read what I considered good fiction sir. For example, I never read anything from someone called "RagingSemi". For ever one good story, I would say there was 5 or 6 bad ones. I think I weeded out the worst ones though, and I had fun throughout the whole thing.

...does that mean I don't get the job?"

>you will never wake up to something warm and heavy on your chest
>you will never open your eyes and see a purple vulva staring you in the face
>you will never hear a quiet squelching noise as Twilight winks seductively at you

>>1750146
Sorry but anon already get the position >>1750107

>>1750143
Tu sabes que es mi espousa.

>>1750139
But what about the beach episode?

I've been waiting too damn long, really.

Your favorite pony is now under the control of rubilax.

What do.

>>1750110

>playing the shitty fanfiction fest that is Diablo 3

>>1750154
You're going to burn alright.

>>1750166
Denton pls go

>>1750142
"Secret of my Excess".

>>1750122
>Pinkie in Twilight's body

>>1750165
>diablo is a girl now

What the flying fuck? And how did he survive? I rape his soul stone.

>>1750139
i hope they don't keep their voices when they swap

GUNSMITH GUNNED ME

NEXT PERSON TO TALK GETS SHOT

>>1750164
have wakfu canceled so that shitstain ceases to exist

>>1750172
Panka in Twi body or AJ in Rarity body would be great.

>>1750163
>standard issue beach episode
>halfway through they have to take part in battle with the legendary Kraken

Thats all I want

>>1750127
Oh, but space is so cold, and your cuddle cocoon is so warm.

Not to mention her pressed against you...

>>1750177

Jokes on you, I'm silenced.

>>1750163

Beach episodes are only good because we get to see the characters in their swimwear. Since ponies are always naked, this isn't all that critical.

>>1750162
Yo no dije nada malo sobre tu espousa aún

Would you?

>>1750177

DOC HERE

DO IT FAGGOT

>>1750190
>implying you wouldn't want to see pones in bikinis

>>1749928
Twilight

>>1750190
>Implying ponies in bikinis isn't cute as fuck

>>1750207
Esa foto tendria mas sentido con Rarity

>>1750209
>3DPD

FUCK YES

>>1750174

If you really must know the truth about Femme Diablo

Apparently when the Dark Wanderer was roaming about he conceived a child and his DEMON SEED infected it and the little girl who was born afterwards became the new host for the Lord of Terror.

That frightened girl from the trailers is that girl. Dark Leah.. aka Kerrigan 2.0

>>1750174
Apparently in D3 they've raped internal lore and left it in a gutter somewhere.
So basically what happened with Warcraft, only it took less time and you don't even get an MMO out of it.
...Well it's kind of an MMO, only fewer dailies.

>>1750072
>>1750094
>>1750136

>groping
>not gently massaging them before moving down to suckle and gently nip at her areolas, then seeing how far you could put your tongue into one of her inverted nipples while she gasps and her head rolls from side to side.

>>1750209
in a heartbeat.

>>1750185
I don't know why people consider a 'beach episode' a trope or something overly generic for a cartoon
a beach is a common place for people

it's like saying "having the setting in a house is too generic"

>>1750214
>>1750225

Well, yeah, but in the actual show they would not wear them since it would be superfluous.

>>1750235
Actually that was my point anon
im >>1750072.

>>1750190
but clothed ponies is pretty hot!
>city episode where they're made to model on the spot because rarity went against some self-proclaimed fashion expert

>>1750228
just because it has shading doesn't mean it's 3D, anon

>>1750209

Hell yeah.

>>1750230
While Marious watch?

>>1750232
Im done wiht this game.

>>1750235
>Fluttershy
>inverted nipples
We meet again, boner

>>1750246
And wearing dresses isn't superfluous?

>DOCTORS DOCTORING DOCTORS DOCTORING DOCTORS DOCTORING DOCTORS

>>1750246
But what if they wore them... ANYWAY?

>>1750274
>tfw fool

>>1750261
You should ask in a Diablo General on /vg/ or ask on /v/ about the entire laundry list of complaints people have about the lore. It's ridiculous.

>>1750252
IT IS REAL FOR ME

>>1750244
I suppose it's just standard nowadays. Location wise. The main cast go to a beach. Because not every show has a beach that makes the episode a special event. Like, it doesn't apply to Rocket Power.

>>1750275

WELL.

Then that's a different story. The beach episode, given that criteria, would need to be their first priority.

>>1750284
They are probably right about it blizzard level of writing is almost like bioware.

>>1750214
>you will never see pinkie wearing a tight bikini bottom, her puffy marelips and fat pucker pressed up against the taut fabric

>>1750209

>having to ask if I'd want to make tender love that slowly escalates into wild, passionate sex with her, with her perky nipples grinding into my chest as her ass slaps against my lap, my fingers wound into her hair as I taste her lips on mine.

Dude... just-- dude. C'mon.

>>1750280

>Be bomb
>Be hated by a lot of people
>Their faces in the morning

Quick question: Why do you guys hate MiketheMicrophone? Is it just him you hate, or is it pony musicians in general?

Not trying to troll/start shitstorm, just curious and know jack shit about community.

>>1750293
>That feel when grew up in the town Ocean Shores was based on
>That feel when our town isn't anywhere near as cool

>>1750250

Yeah, that was aimed more at >>1750136

She's a nice girl and "grope" sounds so... crude.

Guys how would each of the main six react if they were walking around somewhere and saw a big horse dick sticking out a hole somewhere. Where doesn't matter it could be sticking out of a wall inside or outside a building, a fence, a tree, or a magical floating portal. All that matters is that the pony seeing the dick knows that the pony owning the dick can't see them and that there is no one else around to see what they might do with said mysteries penis.

new art, you fags

pipsqueak is kind of the cutest thing ever

>>1750318
Well to be fair she probably enjoy both but the groping is for public situation when noone is looking and she gets flustered.

>>1750308
Brony, terrible musician

>>1750308
He accepted money for streaming an episode.
I'm not sure he gave all of it back.
Also, he's kind of a pussy. A giant, tear-stained mangina.

>>1749964
My headcanon extends Earth Pone magic to not only nature, but attunement the physical universe at higher power levels. Applejack is a low-tier Earth pone which is why all she can do is farm apples

>>1750308

>Brony
>Circlejerks
>Gay triangle with Braeburned and Jackleapp
>Really not even that good at rapping

What's not to hate?

>>1750325
THATS NOT RUMBLE.

>>1750300
I blame Aspirant for this boner/feel combination. I can picture it perfectly in my head.

>>1750325
Looks like he's got a bit of a tummy on him, there, maggie.

>>1750316
Bogus...

>>1750328

>He accepted money for streaming an episode.

Wait what?

>>1750338
>you will never grind your fingers against her clothed mound while your thumb plays with her covered anus

>>1750320
Well I know what I'D do...

>>1750308

If you saw what he did, you'd hate him too. He made a royal ass of himself on livestream begging for money while he took off his shirt and cried.

>>1750325
Fucking goddamn adorable.

If you do Featherweight I will offer my ass for whatever purpose you desire.

>>1750308

He's a terrible musician who whores for attention and literally cried on stream for people to send him money so he could attend bronycon.

He's a faggot on the level of Seth.

>>1750325
I'd stick that in my butt.

>>1750308
he has his OC rap his shit
fuck that shit, it's too autismal

his flow is decent, but it's fan music, being critical of his skills would be autismal
but he's autismal in general

>yfw ponies

>>1750325
It's not bad, but that seems to be a terribly awkward way to hold a cotton candy stick.

>>1750356

>>1750325
...am I supposed to be getting a boner from that?

>>1750325
>those ears look familiar
>those eyes look familiar
everything is slightly off for me
but it's a nice pic nonetheless

>>1750367
wow i'm tired i said autismal too many times
how autismal of me

>>1750375
You try it with hooves, smartypants

ANNIE'S TWELVE YEARS OLD

IN TWO MORE SHE'LL BE A WHORE

>>1750361
SB pls go

>>1750372

It would be nice if jessy could stream that today, all I hear are good things about it.

>>1750355
Streamed H&HD when it was leaked early. Beforehand he pranced around wearing nothing but boxer shorts in front of his webcam for some reason, and afterwards stuck around to ask for donations so he could meet one of his buttbuddies at a convention, then spent the next hour crying when the entire stream threw cash at him.

>>1750372

>>1750398
what is it?

>>1750316
was everyone a lame-o?

>>1750357
>that feel when you gently lick the pony's turgid shaft, feeling it throb from your attentions
>that feel when you take the flat head into your mouth, rubbing your tongue all over it before pressing the tip into his urethra

>>1750356
>the actions of your hand will never be hidden from the other ponies on the beach by her tail
>you will never carry her down to the water and use her pink body to hide your erection

>>1750407

Redline, some animu racing movie.

>>1750392

NOW THIS WOULD BE A BEAUTIFUL DEATH

JUMPIN' OUT THE WINDOW

LETTIN' EVERYTHING GO
LETTIN' EVERYTHING GO

>>1750363

That's a whole new level of pathetic.

>>1750350
because of all the candy he eats, doy

>>1750361
on it!

>>1750409
oh god, yes, you don't even know

>>1750379
>two in the pinkie, one in the stinkie

>>1750407
Redline. traditionally animated anime, took 7 years to make

>>1750355
Remember back when an episode leaked early? He hosted a stream of it, encouraged "donations" with tears and moaning about not being able to attend Spaghetticon, and he managed to get over $2000 by the end of it.
It was simply retarded. He says he gave it back, but I don't believe he gave it all back.

>>1750308

Mic the Microphone is one of those people that represent everything that it wrong with bronies.

He's obnoxious and overly self assured of his own popularity. He's desperate for attention. He haphazardly inserts pony jargon into his speech like a 6 year old. He's unfunny but prides himself on his own sense of humour. He's of mediocre talent but all his thousands of fans suck his dick and kiss his ass because what they really want is to be recognised by him and get their own 5 minutes in the spotlight.

Although I'll be sad to see this fandom go it'll be hilarious to watch faggots like him crying at his crumbling support base.

>>1750372
>>1750398
>>1750414
I was planning to stream it in an hour, actually
and announce in MLPG ;_;

>>1750316

I'll bet there were shoobies everywhere.

>>1750409
>you will never be able to curl your tongue up and fit the entire thing inside his urethra

>>1750316
>That feel when Junior Seau

>>1750399

>hahahaohwow.jpg

seriously, wow.

>>1750425
SEVEN HAND DRAWN YEARS

http://www.livestream.com/drwhite

>>1750432

Well it's no problem if you want to stream it, it's not guaranteed to be streamed in the first place.

>>1750436
>you will never finger a pony urethra, your other hand gently milking the base of their shaft as you feel hot, slippery precum splatter out around your hand

Holy shit are we horny tonight.

>>1750461

>that face

KM is trying to art again it seems.

>>1750466
welcome to mlpg

>>1750461
why does Klondike's art suck so much ass?

>>1750316
>Grew up in Hawaii
>College on mainland US
>It seems like everyone based their entire opinion of Hawaii on uncle Tito and Lilo and Stitch

>>1750472
I like his ponies but his humans look so flat.

>>1750466
>not being horny 24/7
DO YEW EVEN HOARSE?

>>1750477
>Klondike
WOOOOOOOW I'M FUCKING STUPID
meant Cloudbutt

>>1750308
>>1750308
>>1750308
>>1750308

Long story short? Rememebr Heart and Hooves leak? Yeah, Rose bought the episodefrom iTunes and streamed it for /co/, while the faggot captured Rose's stream and streamed it for bronies.

Somewhere inbetween he went full emo and start complaining how bad the life of a "talented" (oh my god) indie musician and hinted that he wouldn't mind donations. So, tons of bronies gave him around 5k.

In short: rose lost 3$, he gained from her 5k.

>>1750326

>you will never pull Fluttershy aside as you head for the "bathroom" in a crowded restaurant, ducking into a quiet corner as you start laying light kisses on her neck and cheeks.
>you will never feel her whimper softly into your lips, her arms draping around your shoulders, as yours wander over her deliciously feminine curves; cupping her full, soft breasts through her jumper before sliding them down to her sides to take her by the bottom and pull her hips-first toward you until her body is flush to yours.
>your hands will never slide under her jumper to dance across the skin of her back while she shivers at the sensation.

>>1750479

>Ancient Hawaiians

>>1750490
He also started taking his cloths off right?

>>1750449
THAT AIN'T NO SEVEN HAND DRAWN YEARS YO

DAT'S SOME ART SHIT

>>1750432
please do so
i just finished getting tae guk gi and i need something to tide me over before pulling an all nighter of ponying and essay writing

>>1750502
yes he did

>>1750487
I would have a few drinks with him.
We would be bros.
no homo

>>1750502

Yeah, he threw a little pissfit and started stripping down like he was drunk.

>>1750490
If it was the switch around, MLPG fag scamming a brony like that, then that person would be a God.

Holy shit they showed Ed's older brother in the final movie?

>>1750492
Thats a bad feel considering she always have massive boobs.

>>1750216
>no multicolored hair options
Whelp my best attempt at it, orange and red are pretty prominent in her hair anyways

>>1750484
>implying
I am usually horny at any given moment, but lately we've been lacking in the arousal department.

>>1750506
you mean Redline?

>>1750490
w0w wut a faggggot
he ruins the name of INDEE and em0 like evry1 in the scene

>>1750513

So?

bronys are scum.

>>1750516
Eddy's brother you massive faggot.

>Rainbow Dash will never do her hair up all pretty, just for you

Does anyone have a screenshot of LK responding to that question about Mic the Microphone on his tumblr?

>>1750479

To be fair, those are really the only exposure to Hawai'ian culture most haoles get.

>>1750519
Why?

>>1750513
datz cuz dat wuld b epik tr0ll br0
lel
he was 100$ serious

>>1750513
>scamming bronies
its what tiara does basically with porn commissions.

>>1750516

Eddy's. And he's a massive prick.

>>1750487
Get him drunk and bend him over a table. Maybe give him a reacharound and see how big I can get his knot to swell.

>>1750513
>faceless

>>1750507
ok

>>1750530
http://askdjp0n3.tumblr.com/
Its still right there.

>>1750479
...wait, you DON'T have small alien monsters as pets and serving the public good?

>>1750513

He sure as hell would.

>>1750520
Is this nigga serious?

Where have you been the past week?

>>1750522
Yeah, I thought the stream went up early and there was just art and some "rose" in the chat.

Very much 0sanics would not race again.

oh man i wish jr would do porn of sleepyhead

>>1750520
Were you here last night?

>>1750561
>Rumble

I don't follow

>>1750528
>that feel
She only did it for Twilights wedding and the Gala...braids and ponytail look sooo cute on her mane

>>1750458
>you will never use the jizz as lube to stick a second finger up there
>you will never stretch his urethra until it is wide enough to fuck

>>1750274
Oh good lord I used to wreck shit at that game

I was pro fool

>>1750458
>you will never slowly stretch out your pony's urethra over the course of a few months
>you will never sit pony in your lap facing you as you jerk his throbbing shaft and listen to him whimper and groan
>you will never feel his heavy ponynuts pull up against his body as his shaft bloats to twice its girth, an arm-thick rope of molasses-like ponycum erupting a few feet in the air before crashing down on both of you
>you will never roughly milk his shaft as best you can, prolonging his orgasm and caking you both in a layer of his musky sperm

>>1750561
No, I haven't been in the night threads for a while.

>>1750540
The Ed Edd and Eddy fandom is a weird one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YitxdRJcXiU&feature=related

>>1750553

Well he already did Jessy's OC, it certainly wouldn't be a surprise if he did.

>>1750513
Scum is scum, do you think I approve what Faceless did back then? No, not at all. He is a faggot.

But it is not just that about the Mic, he is actually the worst possible faggot and attention whore you ever met. Yes, I know, you have tons of examples in your head, some even form MLPG - forget them. Nothing will match his autism and faggotry.

Oh, did I mentioned veeery small details? His "music" (I feel dirty just for using this word) sucks.

>>1750570

Don't ask. Just... don't fucking ask.

Where is Leth?

>>1750570
You weren't here last night then.
Let's just say that things got... creamy around here.

>>1750570
It came from an earlier tangent about churning pony semen into ice cream and feeding it to them.

>>1750577

I miss /v/ games so much.

Also why the fuck did we ever lynch you?

>>1750593
going fast

>>1750325
the fuck are you doing in here mangneto. stop hanging around these mlp losers.

>>1750589
exactly

>>1750583

r u femmale????

>>1750553
Then you can pay him and keep it to yourself. I don't want to see porn of that.

>>1750577
>You're one of the mafia
>People think it's you
>They vote to kill you
>You also vote to kill yourself
>Game completely derailed

>>1750570
>>1750586
There was a guy on here last night talking about how he had masturbated to Rumble eight times in one day and six times that day. I did my best to make sure he never looked at ice cream the same way again.

>>1750602
Did we do that thing where we talk about churning ponycum into ice cream and then feeding it back to the pony?

Because that's just delicious.

Urine is acidic. Semen is basic. When you urinate with residual semen still in the urethra without enough time for your body to absorb it, the two combine in the typical violent reaction you'd expect from acid + base reactions. You should wait about 30 minutes before urinating or you may suffer long-term damage to your urethra which subsequently leads to incontinence down the road.

>>1750583
I like how you write

>too many things to draw
>getting sick
I need to finish something. But I don't know what to do.

Quickly, I need a creature!

>>1750611
Is Rainbow Dash a contortionist or something?

>>1750629
>Acid base neutralization
>Violent
Nigga what are you smoking?

>>1750629

This is true, my bro died this way

>>1750634
Thanks <3

>>1750611

What the fuck am I looking at?

>>1750639
Windegos!

>>1750639
An alicorn.

>>1750643
Sure.

Tentacle reinforcement.

>>1750651
A terrible artist.

>>1750629
citation please
I piss out the residue of my semen all the time and this scares me

>>1750639
Have a seal.

>>1750607
Because I know how to mess with people's heads. I could make people think I was fool when I was maf, I could make people think I was fool when i was granny so the maf would try to kill me (that was a fun one), I could make them think I was maf trying to make them think I was fool trying tomake them thinkI was maf, faking being silenced all day erry day, I got a bottomless bag of tricks.

Cultist was also one of my personal favorites.

>>1750609
Fuck your face.

>>1750611
That's nice but what the fuck is it?

>>1750621
Can I borrow some cash?

Winston, did you delete your EM account? I can't find you.

>>1750589
.... post pls

>>1750651
That'd be a 63 Rainbow Dash bent over into forced autofellatio

>>1750629
Urine varies from mildly acidic to mildly basic

semen is only slightly basic, very close to neutral

>typical violent reaction you'd expect from acid + base reactions

The reaction you'd expect from acid + base is called "neutralization."

Not a particularly violent sounding word, now is it?

>>1750652
You know I already did!
>>1750654
Ok, Alicorn...now
>>1750662
Didn't expect that but alright. Give me...give me one more and an action. Not related to sex of any sort.

>>1750583
>you will never stick your tongue as far down his urethra as you can
>you will never massage his shaft until he blows his load
>you will never use his dick like a straw as you drink his seed straight from the source

>you will never observe the subtle jiggles as Mrs. Cake works in the kitchen while happy and humming an unknown song

>>1750583

This reminds me of something...

Yeah, I fucking saved it. Want to fight about it, bitch nigga?

>>1750667
Get a job you hippie.

>>1750688
p-please

>>1750681
The eels.

>>1750671
I may have been banned. Or used a different name. Or deleted my account. I dont fucking know, it's been forever.

>>1750660

It's not true

also neutralization reactions create water+hydrogen, which is hardly damaging

ALSO urine is not always acidic, its only acidic if you're dehydrated. Most of the time it is around 7 ph (neutral).

As someone who's actually sucked a dude off to orgasm and felt hot semen shoot into his mouth and all over his tongue, I can tell you something.

It's a wonderful, wonderful thing.

>>1750681
These, and they are to be sleeping in a cuddly manner.

>>1750662

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGjvqKcpl-k&feature=related

>>1750700
try notWinston

>ctrl+f "hamburger"
>no hamburger time
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTHHHHH!?

>>1750687
Yeah, I did a few of those.

Any excuse to describe prolonged orgasm and obscene volumes of ponycum!

>>1750492
>>1750518

She strikes me as the type not to wear like wearing a bra, either. Having nothing supporting their weight can be uncomfortable, but they just chafe so much...!

>>1750700

Apparently Klondike used to play and so did a few anons here. We should bring it back to MLPG.

>>1750715
Oh yeah, that was it.

>>1750710
I'm not gay, but I've always wanted to suck a dick.
What's it like?
How does it taste?

>>1750719

Thank goodness that partially-opaque black box was there. I might have been offended otherwise.

>>1750719
Thank god for that censor bar.

>>1750629
There is so much wrong with that post I dont even know where to start.

>>1750710

>Typical MLPG post

>>1750715

Yeah, that worked.

>-50 score
>Laughinggrannies.jpg

>>1750681
>Ok, Alicorn...now
celestia

>>1750726
Oh shit

thats right

I used to play with him

>>1750687
>Lyra will never ride you to a grassy field outside of town
>She will never climb underneath you and wrap her arms and legs around you as you ride her around the field

>>1750714
That's adorable.

>>1750734
>that first line

every time

>>1750707
>Neutralization
>Water + Hydrogen
No moron it produces water and salts.

>>1750726
>MLPG EpicMafia games
This could bring back the golden age of epicmafia.

I think if I didn't know I was in a My Little Pony general and was just reading the posts, it would take me an average of 3 minutes to figure it out in any given thread.

>>1750760

>make us whole

>>1750519
Pinkie Pie

>>1750710
>tfw your gf sucks you off and you imagine its a pone

>>1750721

The hamburger was helped too much.

It has been over-helped.

>>1750756
It's true though.
Different poster here and I've always wanted to suck some girl's juicy cock.
I'm not gay, but I admit that cocks are way better than vaginas.

>>1750710
Making someone cum with your mouth is super hot.
>>1750734
It's a lot of >fun. The taste is just fleshy, maybe a little salty, until the semen comes.

>>1750773
Oh I was thinking about Twilight the whole time...

>>1750772
NNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFF

Just a wip for tonight. Im open to suggestions for that poster on the right though.

>>1750773
>tfw when you accidently shout your favorite pony's name when you cum

>>1750667
ask ponychan
i offered shoddy sketches and colorings for whatever donations

>>1750772

>>1750787
I'm flattered anon.

>>1750786
what does the semen taste like?

>>1750722

I'm the guy you're responding to

Make more please. Jesus fuck this gets me so hard.

>>1750734

The dick I sucked was a glorious uncut dick, so it was smooth and really fun to play with the foreskin. Anyway, a dick twitches a lot when you're sucking it and it's like the best thing ever. It's super warm and feels so good in your mouth, and then you suddenly feel it strain against your lips or bump the roof of your mouth. It didn't really taste like anything until he started precumming, and then every few seconds he'd release a giant spurt of the stuff and it was really sweet.

Also, it turns out it's super easy to keep your teeth off of it. I don't know if you worried about that, but I did before I sucked it. It's just really hard to deepthroat at first, and your jaw gets sore pretty quick.

I'd do it again.

>>1750684
>You will never hear him moan as you suck mouthful after mouthful of his heady, thick pony cum from his throbbing cock
>You will never tease the rim of his wide urethra with your tongue, making sure to get every last drop
>You will never gently massage and pull at his bulky, sweaty ponynuts while you begin to coax another load from him

>>1750796
Twilight mane and tail color looks off.

>>1750808
>human

Eww no.

>>1750800
Walt pls go you cant even pronounce methylamine correctly

>>1750810
Taste your own semen sometime.

>>1750810
Depends on the person's diet. Anywhere from salty and sour to a little sweet. Slimy texture. Try eating some of your own sometime.

>>1750796
>shipping poster
Ahahaha

>>1750810
bags of sand

>>1750827
I've always wanted to do it...
But does it taste good?

>>1750827
>>1750810
No time like the present, anon~

Someone post a picture of smittyg.

I'm afraid that he might be my brother.

Don't ask why Spongebob is so huge.
He's in the foreground.
And don't ask why he looks so much better than Chrysalis.
My style lends itself to Spongebob much more easily than MLP.

>>1750831
Its because they want to fuck ofc.

Someone find me chubby pony to fap to.

>>1750830
>That feel when eating your pre while fapping
>That feel when it sends you into an aroused rage
God it's great.

Night time MLPG is in full swing.

Wouldnt have it any other way

>>1750842
Honestly, no.
But it doesn't taste bad, either, and in the heat of sex it'll be the greatest thing ever.

>>1750719
youshiface pzl go