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    198 KB MLP General New Horse 05/05/12(Sat)09:18 No.1734756  
    New horse thread.

    Old, dead, smelly horse: >>1731119

    We all know pony should pony pony, but would you pony pony? How about non-sexually?

    No zebras allowed.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:19 No.1734764
    >rape
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:20 No.1734765
    Pony should space.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:20 No.1734767
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    Rarity has been determined to be the best pony by the scientific community.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:20 No.1734768
    >>1734767
    Paid reviews.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:20 No.1734771
    >>1734767
    >Rarity
    >not Applejack
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:21 No.1734773
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    >>1734765
    spaciest ponae
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:21 No.1734774
    >>1734765
    we need astronaut pony?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:21 No.1734775
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    >>1734767
    WHY CAN'T I GET ALL THE MINI RARITIES?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:21 No.1734776
    wich pone wud fuk
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:21 No.1734778
    New delicious horse
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:21 No.1734779
    >>1734765
    Pony should BE spaced.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:22 No.1734781
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    >>1734771
    >Applejack
    >Not glorious and party loving Ponka Pai
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:22 No.1734782
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    >>1734774
    Luna is space
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:22 No.1734783
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-awBxtI8IDw


    This video is fucking hillarious.
    It's almost as good as the original pony thread simulators.
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)09:22 No.1734785
    Should pony D&D?
    This is really biting into my mini building time...
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:22 No.1734786
    >>1734779
    >"Security, Assistant McChucklefuck just spaced the Captain!"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:23 No.1734788
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    >>1734779
    That's not funny.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:23 No.1734789
    >>1734785
    Pony should D&D.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:23 No.1734792
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    Offical dirtiest pony reporting
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:23 No.1734793
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    >>1734729
    >>1734740
    i wait until everyone else is asleep? there is a room in my appartment, but its not mine
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:23 No.1734795
    Rollin'

    Evens - Vidya
    Odds - Draw pone
    Dubs - Sleep
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:24 No.1734798
    >>1734786
    >Honk Honk!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:24 No.1734799
    >>1734792
    Jesus fucking Christ!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:25 No.1734800
    >>1734785
    Pony should D&D later when I am not tired and making silly mistakes that destroy the kingdom.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:25 No.1734801
    >>1734795
    go drawing cute pone
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:25 No.1734802
    >>1734798
    >ross rarity is the clown on pony SS13
    >Ross Pinkie Pie is the singularity
    >Discord CHAOS DUNK
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:26 No.1734805
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    >>1734795
    here forever et cetera et cetera
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:26 No.1734807
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    >>1734767
    Rarity should space
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:26 No.1734808
    >>1734792
    >Applejack loves to play in the dirt
    >Find 4 errors in the bottom picture
    >Colour a cloud for every error you find
    Or something, I don't really know Danish
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)09:27 No.1734809
    >>1734800
    >>1734789
    >>1734761
    >>1734772
    >>1734790
    Looks like more Pone D&D later then.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:27 No.1734812
    >>1734809
    YES.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:27 No.1734813
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    >>1734801
    Gotta finish breakfast first

    >>1734805
    >implying I mind
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:27 No.1734815
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    >>1734800
    Pony should indeed D&D. Perhaps pony should KoDP too?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:28 No.1734816
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    >>1734792
    >Applejack loves to play in the dirt
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:28 No.1734817
    >>1734802
    >Discord is the Wizard
    >Chrysalis is the Changeling
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:28 No.1734819
    >>1734808
    but it's norway
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:29 No.1734823
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    >>1734819
    Sorry, I actually can't tell the difference.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:29 No.1734825
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    >>1734792
    >four
    My ass.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:29 No.1734826
    >>1734819
    Swedish, norsk and danish are pretty much interchangable.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:29 No.1734828
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    >>1734815
    Brony should KoDP.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:30 No.1734830
    >>1734823
    honestly, me too
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:30 No.1734831
    >>173479
    Dat sum nørsk right there!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:30 No.1734834
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    >>1734817
    We really should get round to having a MLPG SS13 server, might be fun if the mods on it are loose enough.

    also we probably should redo this picture to fit.

    hard mode: Ross humanisations only
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)09:31 No.1734839
    Any preferences for the next run?
    I kinda winged this one, I could try bringing a more unified idea for the next session.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:32 No.1734841
    >>1734839
    This one worked well enough.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:33 No.1734844
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    so.

    who are we sending for the infiltration mission?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:34 No.1734849
    >>1734795
    LK when is next horse class?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:35 No.1734852
    >>1734839
    I kinda want to join in but I haven't played any D&D
    Is that okay?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:35 No.1734854
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    >>1734844
    God help us. God help us all.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:35 No.1734857
    >>1734844
    I would sacrifice myself for the greater good of MLPG, but I'm on the other side of the planet. Oh well.
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)09:35 No.1734864
    >>1734852
    Well if you want to see what it was like, read the old horse.
    You don't really need to know much.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:36 No.1734866
    >>1734844
    I'm going, but only attending the con for a day, and not even doing much. Mostly just meeting friends from New York for vacation.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:36 No.1734867
    >>1734844
    I can't go.
    someone will disguise as ordinary brony.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:36 No.1734868
    >>1734813

    Are you going to stream?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:36 No.1734870
    >>1734864
    Alright, I'll read it in a few minutes
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:37 No.1734879
    >>1734868
    No, I plan on going to sleep soon, otherwise I would.

    >>1734849
    I'm thinking next week. We'll see.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:41 No.1734893
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    we ded?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:42 No.1734896
    >>1734893
    If we die again should I post space ships or old Tolkenesque art?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:44 No.1734905
    we ded?
    ok I draw something to reanimate MLPG.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:44 No.1734907
    >>1734844
    If there was a UK bronycon, I'd definitely go.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:44 No.1734908
    >>1734854

    i wish we could wire him up to stream to us live.

    maybe pose as press or some shit, and wring some juicy gossip out of the fandom.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:46 No.1734915
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    >>1734893
    Not quite dead, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:47 No.1734916
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    we dosh?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:48 No.1734919
    >>1734915
    lol who is she even playing with
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:48 No.1734921
    >>1734907
    There is.
    The most we got out of it was people shipping Hoppip and Scriptarius
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:49 No.1734926
    >>1734907
    There is a UK con, the other day Hoppip was talking about going there and dicking around, if mlpg paid for the ticket.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:50 No.1734928
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    Would you give a filly a bath?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:50 No.1734930
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    we ded?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:50 No.1734931
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    >>1734919
    Herself. She's so much party she doesn't need anyone else.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:51 No.1734937
    >>1734930
    The previous horse lasted for over 6 hours.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:51 No.1734938
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    >>1734930
    Lyra throd?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:53 No.1734941
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    >>1734928
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:53 No.1734942
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    >>1734938
    Lyra thrad!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:54 No.1734947
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    >>1734916
    NO DASH
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:54 No.1734948
    >>1734854
    >>1734854
    >>1734854
    Can you please post the original face.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:54 No.1734949
    >>1734921
    Is that bad?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:55 No.1734951
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    >>1734947
    DA/OSH
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:55 No.1734953
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    >>1734938
    >>1734942
    Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:56 No.1734955
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    >1 million dollars
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:57 No.1734957
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    >>1734949
    You tell me.

    >>1734948
    Don't have it on this machine, sorry
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:57 No.1734958
    >>1734955
    >'AS NUFFIN
    >AH EAN MO AN AT INNA DAY
    >Probly.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:57 No.1734960
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    >>1734955
    ITS NOFH'IN
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:58 No.1734961
    >>1734942
    I wonder how Lyra disposes of all abortions.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:58 No.1734964
    File deleted.
    pump up the fawtbawl
    pump up the fawtbawl
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:59 No.1734965
    >Lyra will never steal your body
    even if she did nobody would believe you
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:59 No.1734966
    >>1734957
    Well, never mind then.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:01 No.1734974
    >>1734971
    2SLOW
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:01 No.1734975
    >>1734971
    OH NO
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:02 No.1734977
    >>1734971
    2 slow
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:02 No.1734979
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    we aslep
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:02 No.1734980
    sex with pony
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:02 No.1734983
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    >>1734971
    OH SHIT SMILE YOU DONE MARKED AN ANON THREAD NOW WE'RE ALL DOOMED
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:02 No.1734984
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    >>1734971
    WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:03 No.1734985
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    >>1734979
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:04 No.1734990
    >>1734979
    we a sheep
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:05 No.1734997
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:05 No.1735002
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    >>1734988
    no
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:06 No.1735004
    >>1735002
    IS THAT A PONY?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:07 No.1735007
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    So guy's i've seen all the episodes and such
    Whats my next step into becoming a brony?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:07 No.1735008
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    >>1734988
    i bet all that buckin' will pay off once you're inside her her insides would massage your dick like no other mare
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:08 No.1735010
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    What can change the nature of a pony?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:08 No.1735011
    >>1735007
    commit subaru
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:08 No.1735013
    >>1735007
    >wanting to be a brony

    but why
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:08 No.1735015
    >>1734999
    someone should present him to Chrysalis flash.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:09 No.1735016
    >>1734999
    >people place tiarawhy on the same level as that autist
    Actually yeah it makes sense
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:09 No.1735021
    So I hear TAW ran his quest. How did it go? Is he/it any good?

    Anyone have a screencap?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:10 No.1735023
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    >that feels when you left your biology book in your locker because FUCK HOMEWORK
    its Saturday! whose ready for some Pony?!
    Saturday pony on my TV is the best
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:10 No.1735026
    >>1735007
    http://tiarawhy.com/chrysalis.html
    You need to play through this a few times. Come back to us once you've done that.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:10 No.1735027
    >>1735021
    yes
    poorly
    bad
    no
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:10 No.1735029
    >>1735026
    >Adults only
    WELP
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:11 No.1735030
    >>1735023
    enjoy your repeats

    >Season 3 is months away and no news for weeks.png
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:11 No.1735034
    so how much money did each of you contribute to the brony commercial on the hub?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:12 No.1735036
    >>1735034
    LOADS
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:13 No.1735037
    >>1735034
    >implying the hub will air it
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:13 No.1735038
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    >>1735034
    NO DOSH AT ALL
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:13 No.1735039
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    >>1735037
    We can hope.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:14 No.1735040
    >>1735034
    $75
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:15 No.1735043
    >>1735010
    Not being cute
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:16 No.1735048
    >>1735040
    huh...you did.....

    how much money is gathered now?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:16 No.1735049
    >>1735010
    Not being a pretty little mare wearing a pretty dress
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:16 No.1735050
    >>1735039
    >BLACK HISTORY MONTH
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:16 No.1735052
    >>1735026
    No you idiot.
    He has to watch it, post about it on the pendulum youtube video and then come back
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:17 No.1735054
    >>1735040
    >not donating $500 to be immortalized as a brony
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:17 No.1735060
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    >That feel when finals week
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:18 No.1735062
    >>1735048
    they're well over $10k
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:19 No.1735072
    Wwhat is this commerical thing anyway
    i dont keep up
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:19 No.1735074
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    >>1735034
    >giving away your money so Nathan and Seth can appear on TV
    my scouter indicates power levels over the 3 billion gajillion mark
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:20 No.1735076
    >>1735072
    >>>DHN
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:21 No.1735081
    |
    |__________

    IM AN AUTIST AND LIKE HORSECOK XDDDDDD
    ___________
    |
    |
    >> Klondike 05/05/12(Sat)10:21 No.1735083
    >>1735050
    >Only one black guy shown all month
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:22 No.1735088
    >>1735062
    >10k
    do you think they refuse to grant brony's request?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:22 No.1735091
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    >>1735072
    Eridan pls go
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:22 No.1735093
    >>1735088
    for that kind of dosh? i doubt it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:23 No.1735094
    >>1734957
    That's a man?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:23 No.1735099
    >>1735094
    it's a penis
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:23 No.1735101
    lol'd @ horsecock autism
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:24 No.1735103
    >>1735083
    >say the same fact everytime; about some guy going to space or something
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:24 No.1735107
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    >>1735094
    Yep.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:26 No.1735117
    >>1735094

    A beautiful man.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:27 No.1735123
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    >>1735099
    THE FUCK YOU SAY ABOUT MY HUSBANDO?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:27 No.1735129
    >>1735123
    penis
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:28 No.1735131
    >all dem posts dissapearing as fast as they are posted

    glorious

    also we're quite ded today did soemthing happen we're not usually this ded
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:28 No.1735136
    >>1734844
    Infiltration bonus mission
    >find the PA system
    >rig it to play this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UINhE8L1yXg
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:28 No.1735138
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    >>1735131
    WE'RE WAITING
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:29 No.1735140
    >>1735131
    the hiatus happened
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:29 No.1735142
    Hors
    COOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:29 No.1735143
    >>1735131
    A fortnight of hiatus will do that to you, anon. Last thread was more than six hours long.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:32 No.1735162
    >>1735143
    This is a good thing right? We should slow things down when there's nothing to talk about.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:32 No.1735164
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    >watching old clips of Mr. Roger's Neighborhood
    >He's at a dairy farm
    >Shows how cows are milked
    >Suddenly thinks of pony teats
    >No no no not in the middle of Mr. Roger's please
    >It shows the tank being filled
    >Oh god there's so much
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:33 No.1735169
    Well this thread sure is quiet

    goodnight mlpg
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:33 No.1735172
    >>1735093
    money isn't everything.
    if they consent to their project, they would be puppet by bronies. it seems that they have no time to hang out with them.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:33 No.1735173
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    >>1735123
    >you will never see Scriptarius' penis
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:35 No.1735186
    >>1735164
    >you will never drink fluttershys vanilla flavoured buttermilk
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:36 No.1735198
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    NEW EPISODE IN 4 hours and 24 Minutes!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:37 No.1735210
    >>1735173
    Those who were on /tg/ did
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:38 No.1735214
    >>1735186
    >You will never try a small sip of Rainbow Dash milk, then having your face changes multiple colors in an orgy of flavors
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:38 No.1735216
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    being slow is suffering
    >> FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 05/05/12(Sat)10:38 No.1735217
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    >>1735198

    Liar and slave!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:40 No.1735225
    I KNOW WHAT TO DO
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:40 No.1735227
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    >>1735216
    i like going slow, its so relaxing
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:40 No.1735231
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    >>1735225
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:40 No.1735232
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    >>1735198
    >it's already saturday
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:41 No.1735234
    >>1735231
    NO!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:42 No.1735239
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    WE DED
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:42 No.1735242
    >>1735239
    WHAT COULD BRING US BACK TO LIFE
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:42 No.1735243
    I guess we could always talk about my favorite pony being better than your favorite pony.

    it's pinkie
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:43 No.1735248
    >>1735198
    >not warping in the future
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:43 No.1735250
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    >>1735234
    Better?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:43 No.1735251
    >>1735243
    PINKIE PIE YOU SAY
    WELL YOU HAVE AN EXCITING OPINION THERE
    TELL ME MORE ABOUT IT
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:43 No.1735254
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    >>1735242
    cute horses
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:44 No.1735260
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    >>1735254
    >Cant see Celestias pink outline unless I get real close
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:45 No.1735265
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    >did I miss anything
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:46 No.1735269
    >>1735265
    Pone D&D
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:46 No.1735271
    >>1735265
    Look at applejack.

    AppleLuna

    SOTYAY
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:47 No.1735276
    >>1735251
    Pinkie Pie reminds me of that fat annoying weaboo girl in high school who liked to hug people too much.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:47 No.1735278
    hey /mlp/ i used sony vegas to make a movie
    is it any good?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E12_Cqy97bQ
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:47 No.1735279
    >>1735271
    BUT I'M LOOKING AT SOMEONE ELSE
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:47 No.1735281
    >>1735021
    yeah it went terribly, let's pretend it never happened at all
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:47 No.1735284
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    >Drawing
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:47 No.1735286
    >>1735276
    I WISH I WENT TO YOUR SCHOOL
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:48 No.1735289
    >>1735265
    We were talking about Mr Rogers follow by DnD.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:50 No.1735294
    >>1735279
    GET OFF 4CHAN APPLEJACK
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:51 No.1735303
    y so ded
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:51 No.1735307
    >>1735294
    WHERE DOES APPLEJACK BELONG
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:51 No.1735310
    >MLPG of morning time is like wilderness no one lives
    >afternoon or evening is confirmed as best time zone
    >starting depression by hiatus
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:52 No.1735315
    >>1735284
    >That feel when you hate drawing because you can't get into it
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:53 No.1735318
    >>1735308
    Go away table cat. You don't even line up properly in Arial.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:55 No.1735333
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    please don't die MLPG
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:56 No.1735338
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    >>1735333
    we ded
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:56 No.1735339
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    >>1735333
    >Uncorrupted Chrysallis

    Get that shit out of here
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:56 No.1735342
    >>1735333
    Death is a preferable alternative to >fanon
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:56 No.1735343
    we ded...we ded...

    time to prepare grave
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:58 No.1735350
    >>1735343
    We aren't dead until we become so slow that the thread falls off page 15 without reaching 250 images.
    When that happens, MLPG is over.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:59 No.1735356
    >>1735343
    I'll get the shovel...
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:59 No.1735361
    gess who's back back again
    ponies back
    tell a friend
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:59 No.1735363
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    This is my favourite pone

    Which is your favourite pone
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:00 No.1735364
    >>1735361
    BUT YOU'RE MY ONLY FRIEND ANON
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:00 No.1735367
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:01 No.1735370
    >>1735363
    If this is what the discussion has been reduced to, we are beyond death.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:01 No.1735372
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    >>1735284
    i will do it
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:01 No.1735376
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    >>1735363
    SPOILER
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:01 No.1735381
    >>1735361
    YOU GOTTA FIGHT
    FOR YOUR RIGHT

    TO POOOOONY
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:02 No.1735386
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    >>1735363
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:02 No.1735389
    >>1735363
    blue pone imho
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:02 No.1735390
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    >>1735370
    I like her because she is small and cute and songs and voice cracks

    >>1735376
    >fast horse
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:03 No.1735395
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    >>1735363
    applepone
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:03 No.1735396
    >>1735367
    >gripping teacup without fingers
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:03 No.1735400
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    >>1735363
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:03 No.1735401
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    Hey guys

    guys

    guys

    guys

    this is important

    pls respond to this

    What are you currently listening to?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:03 No.1735402
    when is new horse episode
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:03 No.1735403
    >>1735382
    who the fuck is this guy
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:04 No.1735407
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    Y-You can't die, MLPG!

    I...I....I l-l-l-love you too m-m-much for you to die!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:04 No.1735409
    >>1735401
    Can't believe I'm doing this, but I'm listening to Pendulum - Out Here...
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:04 No.1735412
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    imagine all the dicks
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:05 No.1735414
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    >>1735363
    Fluttershy, as always. Could you imagine what would happen if she never fall off the clouds during the CMC episode?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:05 No.1735415
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    >>1735401
    The occasional clicking of my external hard drive as well as the whir of my laptop's processor.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:05 No.1735419
    >>1735407
    >last horse was 6 hours
    We might not make it this time.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:05 No.1735421
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    >>1735401
    radiohead
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:06 No.1735422
    >>1735401
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXR3TfKsCWc
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:06 No.1735423
    >>1735367
    >slutt
    NO SHES NOT
    GET OFF THE TABLE
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:06 No.1735424
    >>1735409
    STOP FAPPING TO PONIES BRO
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:06 No.1735425
    >>1735401
    The Dresden Dolls - Gravity
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:06 No.1735428
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    >>1735400
    pink horse is nice

    >>1735386
    wub wub

    >>1735389
    blue is fast

    >>1735395
    small apple is cute
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:06 No.1735430
    >>1735401
    silent hill soundtracks cause I'm 2spoky
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:07 No.1735433
    >>1735430
    MY NIGGA
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBYsdw4Vwx8
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:07 No.1735434
    >>1735414
    WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:07 No.1735436
    >>1735409
    This song's comments are infested by bronies who came from a horsefucking flash as well, aren't they??
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:07 No.1735439
    >>1735430
    Fellow fan of Silent Hill, would you happen to know where one might get a video of someone playing through SH:Arcade? I wanted to see it but I don't feel like emulating something like that myself.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:07 No.1735443
    >>1735401

    one of the /co/ soundtracks
    Speed Racer is up right now
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:08 No.1735448
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    why is applepony so stoned
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:09 No.1735450
    >>1735421
    that is a pretty horse
    even without a dress
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:09 No.1735452
    we are making corpse
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:10 No.1735460
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    >>1735448
    being stoneduka is enjoying
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:10 No.1735465
    >Korra thread on /co/
    >180 posts in 8 minutes

    and they said we were the cancer
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:11 No.1735469
    >>1735455
    Not me. I hate ponies.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:11 No.1735470
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    >>1735465
    Didn't the episode already leak, or is it the next one?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:11 No.1735471
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    >>1735460
    >tfw reinstalling 4chan x and loosing your entire filter
    Someone please paste their filters
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:11 No.1735472
    >>1735465
    sad part is that most people there are tumblrfags
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:11 No.1735473
    >>1735448
    because she gazed at gorgon pone
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 05/05/12(Sat)11:12 No.1735476
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    Sunshine sunshine ladybugs awake!
    Clap your hooves and do a little shake!

    Who else was hoping that Twilight had her cutie mark for the flashbacks?

    I liked the idea of Cadence being the babysitter AFTER Twilight's induction into the school of gifted unicorns, but there's also that idea of Celestia identifying and grooming her for nearly her whole life.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:12 No.1735477
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    >>1735448
    >not being stoned 24/7
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:12 No.1735480
    >>1735465
    Which korra thread?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:12 No.1735482
    >>1735470
    live episode, spaghetti everywhere
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:12 No.1735486
    >>1735482
    so they've already seen it?
    or is it a new episode
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:13 No.1735490
    >>1735476
    Leth pls >>1735471
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:13 No.1735491
    >>1735486
    new episode
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 05/05/12(Sat)11:13 No.1735497
    >>1735490
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:13 No.1735498
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    >>1735448
    Tabitha shares
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:13 No.1735500
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:14 No.1735501
    >>1735497
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:14 No.1735503
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    >>1735491
    Later, chumps
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:14 No.1735504
    >>1735476
    Markless just confirms she came from an important family, which I prefer over "lol she was a godmode normalfag"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:14 No.1735509
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    Hey guys, are you ready for the new episode?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:15 No.1735514
    >>1735476
    It would be better but is almost the same thing.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:15 No.1735520
    >>1735510
    Stay on the table.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:15 No.1735522
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    >>1735509
    but I thought we were on hia-
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:16 No.1735527
    >>1735476
    Sunshine sunshine ponyfags awake!
    Clop to hooves and post a little >rape!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:16 No.1735528
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    >>1735497
    I thought we were friends
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:16 No.1735530
    >>1735521
    It's gonna suck.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:16 No.1735531
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    >>1735527
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:16 No.1735533
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    Was this ever colored?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:17 No.1735538
    >>1735533
    >Eliphas and The Burdened
    YES
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 05/05/12(Sat)11:17 No.1735539
    >>1735528
    What? I posted the entirety of my filtered list.

    I... I don't hat you. I love you, Anon.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:17 No.1735540
    >>1735509
    don't be hastily.

    we can undergo hiatus for hard summer ;_;
    >> Reuniclus !JellyK5ViA 05/05/12(Sat)11:18 No.1735551
    >>1735527
    hah!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:18 No.1735553
    There is only one way for us to beat the hiatus for sure.
    We end it.
    We make NEW HORSE EPISODE
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:19 No.1735557
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    >>1735539
    Where
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:19 No.1735558
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    What does "bourgeois neoliberal" mean?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:19 No.1735563
    >>1735557
    His point is he dont filter people.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:20 No.1735565
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    >>1735558
    Sorry, wrong picture.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:20 No.1735567
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    >So, it says here you are a part of the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fandom
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:20 No.1735571
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    FUCK W'RE ALIVE AGAIN

    2SLOW
    >TFW this was bigger but Sai decided to crash and I was zoomed out so I prnt screened before everything blew up
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:20 No.1735572
    >>1735558
    Richfags who want equality and justice.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:20 No.1735574
    >>1735553
    Or we could bring in a autist to pass the time.

    >LOOK AT ALL THESE AMASSED SCREENSHOTS FROM SEASON 1 AND 2
    >ACORDING TO MY AUTISM, THIS IS THE LAYOUT OF CANTERLOT CITY
    >HYPERDETAILED IN MSPAINT
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:20 No.1735575
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    >>1735563
    Ack I'm slow, sorry Leth. ;_;
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:21 No.1735580
    >>1735565
    Whos that fag?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:21 No.1735584
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    >>1735567
    v pls go
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:22 No.1735585
    >>1735567
    >finally failing on interview
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:22 No.1735587
    >>1735565
    Rich people who want the government and the law to exercise minimal control over what corporations and private interests are allowed to do.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:22 No.1735590
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    >>1735567
    >someone, somewhere really would put that on their CV
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:22 No.1735591
    >>1735574
    >show-based worldbuilding
    >autism
    Cool beans. Why don't you roll if you'd want to ask us about what we're listening to or what ship we prefer?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:23 No.1735597
    >>1735558
    Well bourgeois is Fancy for Middle Classmen
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:23 No.1735599
    >>1735571
    Just another reminder to save frequently, eh?

    Looks nifty though
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:23 No.1735601
    >>1735584
    >it says here your hobbies include video games
    You bet your ass sir.
    This is a video game company after all.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:23 No.1735602
    >>1735587
    AND IS THIS GOOD OR BAD FOR ME
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:24 No.1735607
    >>1735601
    hopopopls make video.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:24 No.1735613
    >>1735602
    No, it's fucking awful unless you happen to be extremely rich.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:25 No.1735616
    >>1735613
    Jackpot!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:25 No.1735617
    >>1735607
    I'm not quite Hopopo
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:25 No.1735620
    >>1735590
    >Fucker outqualifies you
    >Botches his interview hard due to spaghetti

    >You end up getting the job

    Always try to see the good in things, anon. It helps.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:25 No.1735621
    >>1735601
    People who like to play videogames general to do not work very well in a videogame production enviroment
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:25 No.1735623
    >>1735614
    Slutty mare?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:25 No.1735624
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    >>1735590
    I don't think that would be likely, but I shiver at the thought.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:26 No.1735629
    >>1735614
    God I love cock.

    <3
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:26 No.1735636
    >>1735629
    DICKS
    GOD I LOVE DICKS

    DEAR PRINCESS CELESTIA
    I'M OVERFLOWN
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:27 No.1735640
    >>1735624
    The bronies have been known to do more despicable things than that.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:27 No.1735643
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    >>1735635
    Draw?
    I imagine it would feel amazing to draw!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:27 No.1735647
    >>1735635
    UNF.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:27 No.1735650
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    >>1735643
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:27 No.1735652
    >>1735635
    >slime
    They eat fleshs and bones, you do know that?
    >> FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 05/05/12(Sat)11:28 No.1735657
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    >>1735635

    No, goo ponies disturb me

    especially when its my flower wifus. I hate those pictures!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:28 No.1735658
    >>1735643
    Fuck, that looks delicious. I wonder how she tastes like?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:28 No.1735660
    >>1735621

    Activision pls go.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:28 No.1735661
    >>1735635
    Smiles boss should see this pic.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:28 No.1735665
    >>1735645
    What is this MLPG when did this start
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:29 No.1735666
    >>1735635
    no
    because speccsy can't draw
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:29 No.1735670
    >>1735665
    Is one person...
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:29 No.1735672
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    >>1735643
    Drawing just leads to madness and depression.
    >> Reuniclus !JellyK5ViA 05/05/12(Sat)11:29 No.1735673
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    >>1735614
    boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:29 No.1735675
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    >>1735672
    Half the fun is getting there!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:30 No.1735676
    >>1735665
    >>1735645
    fuck off samefag
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:30 No.1735677
    >>1735621
    >work for major video game company
    >everyone in the game dev teams plays vidya all day every day
    >only management, HR and legal hire non-gamers
    What you talking about willis
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:30 No.1735680
    >>1735621
    >Bioware
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:30 No.1735683
    GOO PONIES TIME?

    >insert that one greentet of goo pinkie holding a party inside your balls here.png
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:30 No.1735688
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    >>1735635
    The vagina will just feel like the rest of the body anyway. Why go for the normal parts? That would be my chance to fuck a girl in the back, you know what I'm saying? Get some ear action in there. Or a hoof job that's actually going inside the hoof.
    >> Reuniclus !JellyK5ViA 05/05/12(Sat)11:31 No.1735690
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    >>1735635
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:31 No.1735694
    >>1735690
    Yeah, that's right.
    Your OC has porn.
    How does this make you feel?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:32 No.1735702
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    >>1735688
    mah niggah
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:32 No.1735705
    >>1735694
    what
    >> Reuniclus !JellyK5ViA 05/05/12(Sat)11:32 No.1735707
    >>1735694
    I don't have an OC
    jesus christ
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:32 No.1735709
    >>1735670
    I am filtering this person.

    /\|\n\|________/
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:32 No.1735710
    >>1735705
    >>1735707
    It was a joke
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:33 No.1735711
    Wow, this place is slow today. I guess now isn't the best time to do more D&D.
    Anything else an old friend could help you people with?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:33 No.1735712
    >>1735635
    Why hello there, boner.

    Yes, I would like to put it in her bellybutton
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:33 No.1735720
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    Why are we going so slow?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:33 No.1735723
    >>1735711
    What kind of d&d?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:34 No.1735727
    >>1735710
    you're a joke
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:34 No.1735728
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    >>1735720
    Sleepy

    Also there needs to be porn of this pony
    >> Dino-Fag; should probably get back to coding 05/05/12(Sat)11:34 No.1735729
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    Twilight - covert ops
    Applejack - logistics
    Rainbow dash - interceptor
    Pinkie pie - Rainbow laser Abaddon
    Rarity - Amarr Dreadnaught (Revelation)
    Fluttershy - Blockade Runner

    Celestia - titan
    Luna - supercarrier
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:34 No.1735731
    >>1735723
    3.5 i hope
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:35 No.1735733
    >>1735729
    >EVE
    >> tiarawhy 05/05/12(Sat)11:35 No.1735737
    >>1735688
    i like the way you think.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:35 No.1735738
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    >>1735720
    You think THIS is slow, you should have seen last night. This guy >>1735711 was able to run some silly rpg in the live thread for quite a long time, noone complained, and the thread still took HOURS.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:35 No.1735740
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    >>1735729
    kill yourself
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:35 No.1735745
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    >>1735702
    >>1735712
    Yeah! These guys know what I'm sayin!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:36 No.1735754
    >>1735728
    There most certainly does not.

    You're just going to have to use your imagination if you want to see her snoring gently on your chest with you inside her.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:36 No.1735755
    >>1735738
    Damn I always miss the fun.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:37 No.1735761
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    SHARP LIKE AN EDGE OF A SAMURAI SWORD
    THE METAL BLADE CUT THROUGH FLESH AND BONE
    THOUGH MY MINDS AT PEACE, THE WORLDS OUT OF ORDER
    MISSING THE INNER HEAT LIFE GETS COLDER
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:37 No.1735765
    >>1735723
    More of the stuff I ran in old horse.
    I tried going to /tg/ to spend time for a change but I'm just not feeling welcome without anything new to show for myself.
    I >feel for every artist who gets told to learn new things and not stick to what they know. That was my fate over there, and I still haven't unfucked myself.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:37 No.1735766
    >>1735728
    There is a fanfic
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:37 No.1735767
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    >>1735754
    >her snoring gently on your chest with you inside her.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:37 No.1735768
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    why are you so slow this morning MLPG?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:37 No.1735769
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    >>1735754
    Shes giving a blowjob and falls asleep halfway through
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:37 No.1735772
    >>1735688
    >ear action

    you know, the only pony this was only somewhat viable on is Snails. Although, Season 2 has Featherweight who also has huge ears.

    >you will never stick a your shaft in one of their ears only for it to come out the other ear
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:38 No.1735778
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    >>1735768
    IDK
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:38 No.1735780
    >>1735766
    Link
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:39 No.1735785
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    >>1735778
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:39 No.1735790
    Why can't I play YouTube videos?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:39 No.1735791
    >>1735768
    She's just fucking adorable here.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:39 No.1735793
    >>1735772
    >Nostril sex with slime pone

    It'd even have the appropriate green trail hanging between you when you pulled out
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:39 No.1735795
    >>1735738
    >last night
    That was 3 hours ago
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:40 No.1735799
    >>1735768
    I'm reminded a little of that Colgate platformer
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:40 No.1735800
    >>1735795
    It was a lifetime ago.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:40 No.1735804
    >>1735734
    Leave this place demon, we have no quarrel with you.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:41 No.1735807
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    >wanting to fuck Sleepy Pony
    Haha No
    Inky I could understand though.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:41 No.1735808
    >>1735795
    Sorry, I took a nap. Mentally assigned that to 'last night'
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:41 No.1735811
    >>1735807
    obsidian pls draw.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:42 No.1735817
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    >>1735780
    http://pastebin.com/61EwPbsE
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:42 No.1735818
    >>1735807
    Fuck me and my somnophilia.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:43 No.1735824
    Did we ever find out if Scriptarius is Grail?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:44 No.1735828
    >>1735824
    No.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:44 No.1735829
    >>1735824
    He is definitely not Grail.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:44 No.1735832
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    >People will never lust after your oc
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:45 No.1735834
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    bestpone you around here? are you busy now?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:45 No.1735836
    >>1735832
    Someone post that screencap of klondike rp in ponychan.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:46 No.1735841
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    >>1735836
    IT WASNT FUCKING RP
    IT WAS AN OC THREAD
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:46 No.1735845
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    >>1735841
    Riiiiiight.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:46 No.1735848
    >>1735824
    I don't even know if that would be a good thing or a bad thing.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:47 No.1735852
    >>1735834
    Am I, Anonymous not good enough for whatever it is that you are doing?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:47 No.1735854
    >>1735807
    inky?
    who?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:48 No.1735857
    >>1735817
    its funny because i do the same thing

    what is wrong with me
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:48 No.1735860
    >>1735857
    u
    r
    a
    faget
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:48 No.1735861
    >>1735854
    The Donkey
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:48 No.1735862
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    >>1734767
    Twi and Rarity are the most popular.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:49 No.1735869
    >>1735855
    If honest question:

    An OC is any character created not from the show. You don't have to pretend to be an OC online, and it doesn't have to be a 'self insert', though both frequently occur around the wrong places.

    RP is 'role playing'. Can be anything from playing a tabletop RPG with friends, to, as stated before, pretending to be your OC with other knob goblins online
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:49 No.1735870
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    For the morning crowd
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:50 No.1735875
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    >>1735860
    nou
    >>1735861
    cant we have both?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:50 No.1735879
    >>1735875
    Why is that pone sad?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:51 No.1735886
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    >>1735875
    thats a great idea
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:51 No.1735888
    >>1735870
    I wouldn't be able to tell who those characters are without the file title, thanks for the great designs!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:51 No.1735892
    >>1735886
    >that sleepy pony

    Nightmare fuel.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:52 No.1735893
    >>1735886
    That style is kawaii as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:52 No.1735894
    >>1735862

    Has there been any sort of poll for best pone?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:52 No.1735899
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    Would you a barbarian derpy?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:53 No.1735904
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    >>1735879
    dunno, rose.
    >>1735886
    great?
    BRILLIANT
    they can both drink draino and have a DOUBLE FLESH VOLCANO
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:53 No.1735907
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    >>1735899
    >d3
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:53 No.1735908
    >>1735790
    They work fine for me, must be a problem on your end.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:53 No.1735909
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    >>1735807
    that big soft fuzzy badonkadonk, someone should draw it
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:53 No.1735910
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    >>1735852
    well, i guess so do you want to play diablo 2?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:54 No.1735917
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    >>1735688
    >filename
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:54 No.1735920
    >>1735899
    I actually think that headset looks kind of cool on her. How much of a faggot am I?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:54 No.1735922
    >>1735899
    >VIRAL VIRAL VIRAL
    >LUNA THE GUUURL GAMUR DONT HIT ON ME YOU SILLY NOBLES
    >ALSO PEOPLE HAVE SEX IN HER GAME ROOM/ BATTLESTATION ALL THE TIME APPARENTLY

    JJ could you please come up with something interesting
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:54 No.1735924
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    >>1735888

    I keep telling Ross this. His characters are completely original characters that bear zero resemblance with the original ponies. If he adapted them into a tv show/comic/whatever no one could legally touch him. As long as he changed the names.

    Which of course, begs the question as to why he's even posting his pictures here. They're not MLP pictures or fan art. They're his own original characters.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:55 No.1735926
    >>1735922
    >LUNA THE GUUURL GAMUR DONT HIT ON ME YOU SILLY NOBLES
    Too bad I dont game the erl gamer pic.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:55 No.1735928
    >>1735921
    macro/micro fetish
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:56 No.1735933
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    >>1735657
    OH HEY, IT'S FLYING SAUCER.
    I DREW ANOTHER BORING PONY PICTURE.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:56 No.1735936
    >>1735894

    Yeah. Bronies always vote for Fluttershy, Twilight and Dash.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:56 No.1735942
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    >>1735886
    i drew a thing
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:57 No.1735945
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    >>1735926
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:57 No.1735949
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    >>1735942
    2adorable
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:58 No.1735951
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    >>1735910
    Maybe, I've never tried that game before
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:58 No.1735952
    >>1735936

    MLPG should have their own poll.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:58 No.1735955
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    >>1735917
    DOOKS
    GET ME THE BROTHERS IN THE AMERICAN BED PICTURE
    ALSO STREAM
    >> Dr. Strangehoof 05/05/12(Sat)11:59 No.1735960
    The War Room had settled down again, and most all attendees had taken their seats again after learning the most recent events. A single squad of High risk Anti-Terror units had made it out of the Palace perimeter, and were promptly picked up by Search and Rescue teams. In their debriefing, they had revealed that there was indeed already a high level security breach inside the palace, and that Celestia herself was well in a position to be compromised. As well, new word from the orbiting defense bombers was coming back that the swarm above the shield were starting to make greater progress at weakening it. The time was 12:00 on the dot, and by this time, vows were to be taken by the bride and groom.

    “Your Majesty, there are a few points I’d like to make, if I may?” began RoeBuck.

    “You may, General.” replied Luna.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)11:59 No.1735963
    the sleepy pony thing is creepy when you realize she's a self-insert
    >> Dr. Strangehoof 05/05/12(Sat)11:59 No.1735964
    >>1735960
    “One“ he began, “Our opportunity to wipe out the enemy forces on top of the shield is slowly being reduced to a very low order of probability! Two: In less than 15 minutes from now, those little mother buckers will be through the shield. Three: When they do, they are going to go absolutely ape, and hit the palace with everything they got! Four: If, prior to this time, we have done nothing to suppress their strength and capabilities, we are going to suffer virtual annihilation! Now…” Buck looked around the room, and in a low calm voice, continued, “Five: If, on the other hoof, we were to immediately launch a coordinated effort to extract high value personnel, before launching a tactical nuclear strike, we stand a darn good chance of catchin’ ‘em with their shoes off! Six: We have enough nuclear fire power as is, to not only eradicate ninety percent of their forces, and still have enough of a reserve force for any other possible contingency! Therefore, we would prevail! And, only suffer modest, acceptable civilian casualties from the remaining force, which would be badly damaged, and uncoordinated!”
    >> Dr. Strangehoof 05/05/12(Sat)12:00 No.1735972
    >>1735964
    “General…” began Luna, is a steady, and calm voice, “It is not in our policy to endanger the lives of our people.”

    “Well, your majesty, I would say Shining armor has already invalidated that little policy!” retorted Buck.

    “That was not an act of national policy, and there are still alternatives left open to us.” said Luna.

    “Your majesty…” Buck began softly, “We are rapidly approaching a moment of truth, both for our selves as equine-beings, and as a nation. The truth is not always a pleasant thing! But it is necessary now, to make a choice! Choose between two admittedly regrettable, but never-the-less distinguishable, post war environments! One, where you got twenty thousand ponies killed! And one where you got a hundred and fifty thousand ponies killed!”

    “You’re talking about mass murder, general! Not war!” stated Luna.

    “Your majesty, I’m not saying we wouldn’t get our manes a must! But I do say, no more than ten, to twenty thousand killed! Tops!” Buck retorted.

    “I will not go down in history a second time as the worlds worst dictator, General.”

    “Perhaps it might be better, your Majesty, if you were more concerned with the Equestrian citizens, than your image in the history books!” yelled Buck.

    “General, I think I’ve heard quite sufficient from you, thank you very much.”
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:00 No.1735973
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    >>1735963
    I'd a Rose
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:00 No.1735975
    >SUDDENLY LUNA REPUBLIC FANFICTION

    well guess whats going onto the filter immeadeatly
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:01 No.1735980
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    >>>/v/138449669

    >make meta /v/ thread
    >They flip their shit because I used a pony pic
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:01 No.1735981
    >>1735952
    Best pone poll results
    1) Rarity
    2) Rarity
    3) >implying not Rarity
    4) behead those who insult Rarity
    5) The pink one
    6) dorks
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:01 No.1735982
    >>1735955
    KLONDIKE
    I can't find it, also I forgot how does it look.
    Also probably later at night, family coming over and stuff
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:01 No.1735983
    >>1735980
    What the fuck did you expect?
    It's /v/.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:02 No.1735986
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    >>1735952
    There's this, I suppose.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:02 No.1735989
    >>1726146

    Goddamn... I maybe an april11fag but this thread got me good. ;_;
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:03 No.1735990
    >>1735983
    Still better than the soggy biscuit pit that is /vg/
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:03 No.1735994
    >>1735990
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    OH GOD THIS IS WHAT YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:03 No.1735995
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    >>1735982
    Its 3 mexican boys (or latino.. I don't actually know) sharing a bed. 2 are sleep one is awake. The cover is an american flag. I only want it cause they look so snug
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:04 No.1735997
    >>1735983

    haha oh wow. Thread was deleted. That's the only thread deleted. All the That Feel, racism, camwhores, girls suck, etc threads are still up.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:05 No.1736005
    >>1735990
    I can talk about vidya on vg.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:05 No.1736006
    >>1735990
    can't stop laughing
    just can't stop
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:05 No.1736007
    >>1735997
    /v/ really is /b/ now.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:05 No.1736008
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    >>1735988
    >The eyes

    What are you trying to do:
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:05 No.1736013
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    >>1735990

    /vg/ actually talks about video games. /v/ is now about "game and internet culture"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:05 No.1736015
    >>1735990
    This should go on that stupid shit /v/ says tumblr.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:06 No.1736019
    >>1736005
    What the fuck? Why would you want to discuss video games on the internet? What's wrong with you?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:06 No.1736020
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    The only thing different from /vg/ and /v/ is /vg/ actually talks about games
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:06 No.1736021
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    >>1736015
    Link?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:06 No.1736022
    >>1736021
    http://stupid-shit-v-says.tumblr.com/
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:06 No.1736023
    >>1736019
    Im broken anon.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:07 No.1736028
    >>1736020
    And that /vg/ doesn't flip their shit at every little thing.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:07 No.1736032
    >>1736021

    http://stupid-shit-v-says.tumblr.com/
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:08 No.1736034
    >>1736020
    /vg/ circlejerks about a handful of games
    /v/ posts unrelated bullshit and occasionally tares apart some new release
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:08 No.1736035
    >>1735988
    My sides
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:08 No.1736036
    >>1735403
    An autist, most likely. Or underaged.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:08 No.1736038
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    >>1735951
    you just need hamachi and the version 1.13 of the game
    kat.ph/diablo-2-with-lord-of-destruction-v1-13c-direct-play-latest-t5047078.html

    since diablo 3 will be shit, im going to play 2 out of nostalgia
    >that feel when Blizzard NORTH logo comes up and not ACTIBLIZZARD
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:08 No.1736042
    >>1736034
    Only a few generals are a circlejerk
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:09 No.1736047
    >>1735924

    It would be obvious what the inspiration was, which is enough to be considered infringing on someone's intellectual property.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:09 No.1736049
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    Would you calm down hyper sleepy pone by giving her warm milk and rocking her gently?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:09 No.1736050
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    >>1736037
    >>1736036
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:09 No.1736052
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    Do you think MLPG has this same problem?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:09 No.1736054
    >>1736028
    >Read: /vg/ loves focus group tested shit and would gladly pay another $90 for another spoonfull of turds in their mouth
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:10 No.1736063
    >>1736054
    /vg/ and /v/ are the same group of people you fuckhead
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:10 No.1736066
    >>1736054
    You're fucking delusional if you think that.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:10 No.1736068
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    >>1736042

    >only a few generals are a circlejerk
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:10 No.1736070
    >>1736052
    Scriptarius seems to get mildly upset when someone posts pictures of him, at least.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:10 No.1736074
    >>1736049
    Why do you keep pushing for people to RP Sleepyhead with you after it ends?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:10 No.1736075
    >>1736052
    >implying any of us would have sexual attraction to a disgusting human female
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:11 No.1736078
    >>1736050
    >double posting
    Lol, shit, 4chan really needs the new HTML.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:11 No.1736081
    >>1736068
    Tell me, great anon, which ones are a circlejerk?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:11 No.1736083
    File deleted.
    >>1736074
    W-why anon, I've no idea what you're on about.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:11 No.1736087
    >>1736052
    >implying there are girls watching the show
    Cumdumpsters only swarm /b/ and /v/ to be fed the attention of virgins.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:12 No.1736089
    >>1736052
    About what? Obsessing over women?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:12 No.1736091
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    >>1736038
    Downloading that now, what version of Hamachi should I get?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:12 No.1736097
    MLPG I need a new addiction to get rid of you.
    Maybe I need to start playing MMOs again. However with Dark Millennium ded, I don't know where to turn.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:12 No.1736098
    >>1736038
    Not that guy but is it alright if I'm a total scrub in it? I've always been interested to play it, but couldn't get anyone to play it with (with it being an old game and all), and playing singleplayer is a little boring.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:12 No.1736099
    >>1736081
    Not him but

    Ive only been in Monster Hunter, TF2, Fighting Games and LOL. Despire 3 of them being team games, the only one they jerk on is Monster hunter
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:13 No.1736101
    >>1735995
    hi klondike
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:13 No.1736109
    >>1736063
    I was under the impression that /v/ is the new /b/ ever since full anonymity was removed from /b/.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:13 No.1736112
    >>1736098
    Not scootanon but its pretty easy, back in the day I just bought the game and jump to the action.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:13 No.1736113
    >>1736099
    Seriously?
    The LoL general was a bigger circlejerk than the /b/read last time I was there.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:14 No.1736118
    >>1736106
    >implying it was anything else
     
     


    >ever
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:14 No.1736121
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    >>1736113
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:14 No.1736123
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    >>1736083
    Just thought I'd ask.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:15 No.1736129
    >>1736097
    that won't be enough

    you'll need to take up several MMOs and start doing all drugs at the same time

    also, masturbate at least 17 times a day, it'll be hard at first (lol) but eventually you'll get addic(lol)ted

    that's the only way you can replace MLPG
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:15 No.1736131
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    >>1736101
    OH GOD HOW DID YOU KNOW
    >>1736113
    Well they are jerks to everyone thats not level 30
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:15 No.1736133
    >>1736121
    What?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:15 No.1736134
    >>1736099
    You've clearly never been in a dota2 general

    >omg tobiwan i want your australian cock
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:15 No.1736137
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    >>1736123
    Rose I'm sorry and I'll stop if you ask.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:15 No.1736141
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    >>1736098
    nah, we play for fun, i'll give you some help for building your characters, im not that good either.

    just play whatever class and i'll help you not fuck its build.

    >>1736091
    any version works really, what is important is that you have the same version of Diablo (and since that is the torrent i downloaded, y'all should get the same one)

    hamachis net name is Diabloan
    pass is poni
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:16 No.1736145
    why is there so much /v/ in here nowdays
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:16 No.1736146
    >>1736081

    Any thread with discussion of >Ross, tripfags, tumblr artists, any "you will never" posting which borders on roleplaying, it's about three quarters of the generals we have. I'd know, I've been going to MLPG since late '10.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:16 No.1736147
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    >>1736134
    >No invites
    I would Dota 2 General if I could actually PLAY THE FUCKING GAME
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:16 No.1736149
    >>1736131
    >Well they are jerks to everyone thats not level 30
    And they're all horrible at the game.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:16 No.1736152
    >>1735635
    Would someone mind linking me to that goo pony picture?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:16 No.1736153
    >>1736131
    >have to play a fuckton of games to get into ranked
    >everyone in ranked is worse than almost all the people from 1-30
    HOW THE FUCK

    I'm so glad I stopped playing that shit and started dota
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:16 No.1736155
    >>1736109
    /v/ is split in two.
    80% of the posters are /b3.0/
    The rest are people who want to keep their old posting habits and talk very angrily about (usually new) video games with the occasional nostalgia filled happier thread.

    /v/ - MLPG
    /vg/ - /mlp/
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:17 No.1736156
    >>1736146
    /vg/ generals you imbecile.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:17 No.1736159
    >>1736134
    >Tobi plays "Let the Bodies hit the Floor"
    >The general responds
    I laugh every fucking time
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:17 No.1736161
    >>1736146
    I think he was talking about /vg/, but you make an excellent point.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:17 No.1736166
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    >>1736149
    Dude they praise this Dyrus fellow and I watched him do a "How to play Renekton" Vid and he was fucking horrible. I mean he only died once but that's cause he wasn't doing anything.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:18 No.1736167
    >>1736141
    >not playing Necrobro
    >not having an army with you at all times
    Enjoy not having the most fun forever
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:18 No.1736177
    >>1736129
    I'm not going to waste that much money on subs.
    Are any of the new/current ones (Tera/GW2/PandaWoW) any good or are they still the same as ever?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:19 No.1736183
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    >>1736137
    I'm all for not ruining fun. I just wanted to jab at you a bit. If you ever feel like you need self-control and just stop, it's fine by me. But as I said, just wanted to see what you'd do, don't want to be a spoil sport.
    It DOES bug me a little, but hey, I like to think that I'm getting better at just not getting as bothered.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:19 No.1736184
    >>1736166
    Dyrus plays for one of the best teams out there and he's bro as fuck.

    But he plays LoL and is therefore ultimate casual
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:19 No.1736186
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    Draw
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:19 No.1736188
    >>1736177
    GW2 is good, Tera is good if you don't mind grinding.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:19 No.1736191
    >>1736177
    Tera is good. Wait for PSO2, though.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:20 No.1736198
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    brohoof /)
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:20 No.1736200
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    >>1736183
    Well now I just feel like a creep
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:20 No.1736202
    >>1736177
    I used to play WOW private server

    But then I realized the whole point of the server was to build your character super fast to PVP.

    I hate Wow pvp
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:20 No.1736204
    >>1736152
    Ah, nevermind, managed to find it.
    http://www.ponibooru.org/post/view/179622
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:20 No.1736205
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    >>1736167
    we can't all be necromancers, that'd be boring!

    i just soloed normal Baal with a Traps-assassin, but im going to play Barbarian if anyone of you join besides i found an Inmortal King helmet, i fucking want to use it
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:21 No.1736213
    >>1735921
    >micro/macro

    Eh. Not really a b-

    >latex

    Goddamnit, I JUST FUCKING...

    Ugh.

    Fine.

    The shit I put up with.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:21 No.1736216
    >>1736198
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:21 No.1736219
    >>1736205
    Man I remember my super mage.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:21 No.1736222
    >>1736205
    I played through it recently. Double necromancer with a friend. Duriel was easy as fuck

    Mephisto was hilarious
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:22 No.1736224
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    >>1736200
    I'm sorry, buddy
    here, have a ponytail from Jessy
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:22 No.1736227
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    >>1736183
    Hi Rose
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:22 No.1736234
    >>1736097
    >>1736097
    you could try being addicted to life. like find what you want go do most and do it. ask yourself, why your on mlpg so much? its because your running away from your lifw
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:22 No.1736235
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    >>1736216
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:23 No.1736239
    >>1736235
    >rainbow dash

    Fitting.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:23 No.1736240
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    >>1736219
    i remember playing a Blizzard-specific sorceress

    it was all good until hell mode, where everything is inmune to everything eccept ONE specific element

    >mfw ice sorceress
    >everything is inmune to ice
    FUCK
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:23 No.1736241
    >>1736224
    T.Hanks
    And I'll never do the RP shit any more.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:23 No.1736244
    >>1736188
    >>1736191
    I'd like to hear some pros and cons if possible.

    Is combat right click + ability circulation -> repeat, or is there some actual gameplay too like say dodging or no auto attack?
    Are the quests [Bring me ten pristine wolf asses] over and over or are they more narrative and memorable?
    Is the art direction any good at all?
    How's the playerbase? Tiny and full of elitistic autism? Dying servers and merges everywhere? Or something actually tolerable?
    How's single player/solo content? What about endgame?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:23 No.1736252
    >>1736244
    >Bring me ten pristine wolf asses

    Hah
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:24 No.1736257
    >>1736240
    Thats why you need a party on hell mode.
    Also meteor&fire ball master race.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:24 No.1736262
    >>1736159
    >>1736134
    I love dota but the /vg/ threads are only good for watching casts and fanart.

    >>1736147
    Have you done the questionnaire on the steam page? I got my invite a few weeks after doing it. Also if you want it immediately you can easily find people ready to trade them for example in the steam trade threads.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:24 No.1736264
    >>1736244
    For which one? Tera?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:24 No.1736267
    >>1736244
    >>>/vg
    >>>/v/
    >>>/google search gw2/

    Fuck sake
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:25 No.1736270
    >>1736244
    I have no dea about tera but gw2 combat is boring just like wow.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:25 No.1736271
    >tfw can't find a specific post on the archive

    Gah, Archive should add a search engine, like the one they have on noip, the Google method is broken as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:25 No.1736272
    >>1736141
    Sounds great! Downloading it now.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:25 No.1736280
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    >>1736241
    I like Rose and respect her opinion but worrying about upsetting someone over the internet while you are anonymous is just stupid.
    Stop that
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:26 No.1736282
    >>1736264
    The one(s) you can tell about
    >>1736267
    If I gave a fuck about /vg/'s opinion I'd go there and not there
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:27 No.1736295
    /vg/ is the best thing to happened to videogames on 4chan for a long time
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:27 No.1736296
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    >>1736280
    I have feelings too, anon.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:27 No.1736302
    >>1736282
    Half the shit you asked isn't even about opinions. It's about game mechanics.

    Fucking google that shit. If anyone of us gave a fuck about video game discussion, we'd make a thread about it, not be on this board or USE THE STEAM CHAT.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:28 No.1736308
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    >>1736280
    Can't we all be happy and discuss pones?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:28 No.1736309
    >>1736244
    Speaking about GW2 in this post.
    You actually need to dodge and there's no literal auto attack
    The events are pretty much >kill that and that or >collect that but it's packed up nicely and doesn't feel grindy
    The art direction is fucking great, seriously
    The playerbase is shit, just like every other MMO
    You'll have a hard time soloing bosses, but normal PvE events scale with players so that it's doable solo. It's supposed to have 8 dungeons with 4 different modes, so 32 dungeons, and there's PvP and shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:28 No.1736310
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    >TFW you do this
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:28 No.1736312
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    >>1736296
    there are no feelings on the internet
    only feels
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:29 No.1736319
    >>1736280
    I can't help but help but think her leg should be getting cut up something awful.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:29 No.1736325
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    >>1736308
    okay
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:29 No.1736326
    >>1736310
    my god

    that is gruesome
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:30 No.1736329
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    New avatar episode out.
    Ponies should relationship and drama too.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:30 No.1736333
    >>1736329
    get out weeaboo
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:30 No.1736334
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    >>1736310
    jesus christ
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:30 No.1736337
    I don't usually play video games but when I do I play Well of Souls
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:31 No.1736340
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    >>1736329
    hah
    I realized a while ago I didn't name this properly
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:31 No.1736352
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    >>1736326
    >Watch Supernatural
    >People killing people dying
    >Ghost and Witches Wolves and Bitches
    >Nothing phases me.
    >Episode where Sam gets kidnapped and tortured; the culprit slowly pulling off his fingernails.

    I almost hurled. It doesn't make any sense why that terrifies me and nothing else does. I shudder just thinking about it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:32 No.1736361
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    >>1736352
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:32 No.1736365
    >tfw 4chan
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:32 No.1736367
    >>1736352
    >The Tudors
    >That episode where the guy has his fingernails and toenails removed as a torture
    >A big knotted rope and rag thing is pushed into his eye socket
    NIGHTMARES
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:34 No.1736378
    >>1736153
    I've just migrated from Eastern/Nordic to civilized West because my friends were tired of all the soviet and sandnigger subhumans.

    Almost all players now take themselves too fucking seriously, are gargantuan dicks and can't even fucking play outside the tactics suggested in youtube.

    I don't even dare try ranked.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:34 No.1736385
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    Why do I keep coming back? Generals aren't even that interesting.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:35 No.1736390
    >>1736310
    >fucked up violence is no problem
    >boobs are
    >saying "shit" is

    >Hunger Games
    >teenagers murdering each other
    >PG-13

    >The King's Speech
    >Colin Firth says "fuck" a few times
    >R

    >murrka
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:35 No.1736391
    >>1736309
    I would add to the (heart) quest part that there is a bar that tells you when you are "finish" with the quest. You can do anything the objective let you. Want to kill bandits? You contributing to the bar. Pick apples? Another contribution. Do both? Of course. Pretty much "helping" around the outpost.

    >The playerbase is shit, just like every other MMO
    Ironically enough, they are also the most helpful. God dam when you die, someone come out of no where rez you and you and the rezzer double team against the foe that kill you.

    >>1736352
    Isn't that the one with the Christmas Pegan? Shit, those pagan couple was ABOUT to pull a tooth off of Dean's mouth.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:35 No.1736392
    >>1736385
    le ride never ends XD
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:35 No.1736393
    >>1736378
    >Playing normals kind of dicking around
    >THOSE people that can not fucking take a joke
    >Or they're fucking horrible and blame others

    god
    fuck american LoL
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:35 No.1736397
    >>1736385
    Ride never ends etc
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:36 No.1736403
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    >>1736385
    because
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:36 No.1736404
    Which pone would make the best space pony?

    no Luna allowed
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:36 No.1736405
    >>1736390
    Kings speech was great
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:37 No.1736418
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    >>1736385
    cuz u addicted nigga
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:37 No.1736420
    >>1736391
    >Ironically enough, they are also the most helpful. God dam when you die, someone come out of no where rez you and you and the rezzer double team against the foe that kill you.
    That's true, but did you take a look at their forums?
    Holy shit, I wanted to pour acid all over my eyes.
    >Charr need boobs
    >Baaaw make the game easier x15
    >Armors are too skimpy
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:38 No.1736427
    >>1736403
    would you invite her in for tea?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:38 No.1736433
    >>1736427
    Sure.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:38 No.1736434
    >>1736393
    >same shit, different continent
    I miss my viking/terroristbros... ;_;
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:39 No.1736436
    >>1736427
    I'd invite her in for cuddles and hair brushing and enthusiastic fucking over the kitchen table
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:39 No.1736437
    >>1736385
    u have to cut the cord
    take control of your life and end this stupid destructive pattern
    you know mlpg is shit and has been shit for months if not years
    just stop refreshing find something more constructive to fill you're life
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:39 No.1736438
    >>1736404
    McIntosh
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:39 No.1736441
    >>1736385
    One day on the internet you ran across a large amount of images based on a new cartoon. Interested, you decided to watch said cartoon, and wishing to discuss the show you sought out the appropriate thread to post about it.
    It is now 2 years later, and what was once a discussion about the show is now a hollow circlejerk with more pointless memetic content than the first 8 pages of /v/ combined.
    One of those memetic injokes is the fact that you never leave.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:40 No.1736447
    >>1736405
    2010 was a badass movie year.

    >King's Speech
    >Social Network
    >True Grit
    >Black Swan
    >How 2Train 4Dragon
    >Inception
    >The Fighter
    >Scott Pilgrim

    Hell, even Tangled was pretty good.

    Toystoryfags GTFO, that franchise is shit
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:40 No.1736449
    >>1736437
    >u
    >mlpg shit for YEARS
    >refreshing

    Hmmm...
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:40 No.1736457
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    >>1736447
    my
    nigga
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:41 No.1736462
    So, hey did Speccy show up today?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:41 No.1736466
    >>1736420
    I was there. I was with those /vg/ trying to counter act the shit load of crappy suggestion. I remember "ITS TOO DARK" or "We need an auto aim for AOE" or "We need a tutorual on how to play the game!" or "Mount!" and most of the stuff you mention.

    This isn't surprising since the game attracted all kinds of MMO players from the far corner of the internet.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:41 No.1736468
    >>1736449
    keen observation, my dear anon
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:41 No.1736472
    >>1736433
    As long as she isn't expecting those regal teas. All I have are the fruity ones with orange and blueberry and stuff.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:41 No.1736473
    >>1736462
    >not having speccy on skype
    >2012
    are you even trying?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:42 No.1736478
    >>1736466
    >IT'S TOO DARK
    I seriously laughed at that thread.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:42 No.1736480
    >>1736404
    Rarity.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:42 No.1736481
    >>1736473
    Tiara pls go
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:42 No.1736483
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    a person claiming to be an animator of the show keeps getting his threads terminated

    what he's saying about s3 is rather jimmy rustling

    he says two ponies are going to be "away", due to VA leaving
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:42 No.1736485
    >>1736473
    >skype
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:43 No.1736490
    >>1736393
    >tried America for a few times
    >League of Legends /v/ edition
    Damn this nerdrage and scapegoating!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:43 No.1736492
    >>1736483
    >he says two ponies are going to be "away", due to VA leaving
    Huuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:43 No.1736495
    >>1736462
    If I had a question like that I just word search the pages I missed
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:43 No.1736497
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    >>1736441
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    >>1736473
    >Skype
    FAGGOT
    curse you assholes with good voices
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:43 No.1736501
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    >>1736457
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:43 No.1736502
    >>1736483
    >he says two ponies are going to be "away", due to VA leaving

    I don't think that's going to happen, but remember Ashleigh Ball has problems with her voice
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:43 No.1736503
    >>1736490
    EUW isn't any better.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:43 No.1736505
    >>1736490
    I fucking HATE running into /v/tards when playing

    They're fucking garbage
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:43 No.1736506
    >>1736441

    You say this, yet you're still here.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:44 No.1736509
    >>1736502
    >Noo AJ

    Show dropped.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:44 No.1736512
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    >>1736447
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:44 No.1736515
    >>1736483
    he's not providing proof of his employment and is a lying bastard
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:45 No.1736521
    >>1736502
    >Applejack and Rainbow Dash
    What? NO!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:45 No.1736522
    >>1736483

    >baseless rumors on an anon board

    Don't care.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:45 No.1736525
    >>1736483
    >removal of two marketing toys rather than getting a new VA
    are you retarded to believe that?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:45 No.1736527
    >>1736502
    problems with her voice?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:46 No.1736532
    >>1736521
    are you fucking retarded?

    He has no credibility whatsoever
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:46 No.1736533
    >>1736449
    >>1736449
    u is short for you
    mlpg has been running for years (since 2010)
    even if you have javascripts doing it for you, you're still refreshing

    niggga I'm not a troll, I may be retarded but in ur heart you know what I say is true, you wasting your lives dudes, there's no substance here AT ALL

    I'm out, so just think about it, l8er ponybros
    >> Show Animator !EfVwyVp5SE 05/05/12(Sat)12:46 No.1736536
    >>1736483
    my dad is lauren fast and I work on the pone show

    the rumours are truel, yellowquiet is being replaced by purpleboring's magic clone and whiteprissy is being removed completely because of complaints that she's reinforcing too many stereotypes

    also, big mac will be getting a bigger role as Twilight #1's new boyfriend, and Cadence's twin sister who controls the power of friendship will be joining the mane 7

    unfortunately, we had to let Ingram go, but the new songwriter has proven his (or should I say her?) worth in composing a song for every episode. I hope you all welcome Yamino to the team and respect them as much as the new project lead, PurpleTinker does.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:46 No.1736537
    >>1736503
    EUW can be a bit more quiet in early-mid game.

    It's usually one or two vocal idiots usually the premades that shit it up in the late game.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:46 No.1736538
    >>1736527
    Her voice is broken or something like that, but don't worry, no character is leaving
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:46 No.1736541
    >>1736483
    Hey, look at me claiming to be an animator.

    >So, yeah all I'm allowed to say is that the main cast is going to be cut short due to Voice Acting issues.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:47 No.1736544
    >>1736538
    Yeah I remember reading something like that, I don't know if on EqD or DHN or both
    >> Gabe Newell 05/05/12(Sat)12:47 No.1736547
    Hey Guys I'm Gabe Newel. There will be a Gordon Freeman pony in season 3
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:48 No.1736552
    >>1736538
    >her bf had too much sex with her making her do the MLP voices to a point where she resents it
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:48 No.1736555
    >>1736547
    >Gaben
    >Season 3
    HAHAHAH
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:48 No.1736560
    Can we talk about something other than meta or non-pone things?
    What happened to stuff like worldbuilding? We had great fun with that just a few days back.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:48 No.1736561
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    You guys remember the friend offs? Whatever happened to those?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:48 No.1736565
    >>1736561
    writers are ded.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:49 No.1736568
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    >>1736561
    We stopped being friends
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:49 No.1736569
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:49 No.1736572
    >>1736532
    There was some guy impersonating Sgt. Sprinkles the first week of /mlp/, it was just a matter of time until someone did the same with the staff of the show
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:49 No.1736576
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    >>1736552
    >her BF actually hates MLP and doesn't even watch it because his own GF does voice acting for it
    >mfw she's still dating him
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:49 No.1736577
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    >>1736561

    I blame dinofag
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:49 No.1736579
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    >>1736547
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:50 No.1736583
    Klondike, draw something
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:50 No.1736588
    Do you think the Korra general will ultimately fall in a similar fashion to MLPG? I mean, just think about how much shit has happened since /co/ first started talking about pony. You never know.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:50 No.1736589
    >>1736561
    the last one failed completely
    we could try again, but I don't think we have enough writers these days
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:50 No.1736590
    >>1736565
    So there's no hope?
    Not even if a reliable someone hosts it?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:51 No.1736598
    >>1736537
    >playing EEU&N
    >pick tank
    >identify the nationality of enemy players
    >troll them to oblivion with racism
    >errryone focus me
    >my team wins
    >never got banned
    Flawless tactics.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:51 No.1736601
    >>>1736542
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:51 No.1736603
    >>1736590
    It can be but I think we only have darf taw and cosmo.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:52 No.1736606
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    >>1736022
    >>1736032
    >mfw my post made it
    Thank you Hop hop hop down the track
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:52 No.1736609
    >>1736603
    And Nathan
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:52 No.1736610
    >>1736588
    I started lurking the Korra Generals 2 weeks ago

    They're already on their way
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:52 No.1736613
    >>1736590
    It would basically just end up with Duplex Fields and TAW/Cosmo switching places for a fic.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:53 No.1736620
    >>1736613
    I'd totally be up for it if we ran one, but... I've been saying that since I started, so yeah.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:54 No.1736626
    >>1736609
    He is not a writer anymore.

    >>1736613
    Is not a trade is friend off.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:54 No.1736628
    >>1736606

    Which post was it?

    I wonder if I'll see myself on there. I never thought of that concept.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:55 No.1736633
    >>1736603
    >>1736613
    What about NTSTS and Darf

    Because I'm seriously considering reviving it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:55 No.1736638
    >>1736633
    NTSTSTST is still here?
    Cool.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:57 No.1736652
    >>1736633
    ntsts still posts but I wouldn't hold out much hope of getting him writing
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:57 No.1736656
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    >>1736628
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:57 No.1736661
    HORSE D&D WHEN
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:58 No.1736665
    >>1736656

    That tumblr doesn't seem that active.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:58 No.1736667
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    >>1736583
    I'm finding it really hard to do anything constructive (besides working on the game) lately since its been too hot
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:58 No.1736668
    >>1736633
    What happened to Squeak?

    >>1736665
    It's a low priority for Hoppip
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:59 No.1736674
    >that feel when you've been writing a second person fapfic with a female point of view and have slowly become more and more depressed that you'll never have the chance to experience the pleasures of being triple vaginally penetrated
    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:59 No.1736677
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    >>1736652
    Oh, I wouldn't worry about that.

    Anyway, do you guys want me to run it by some drawfags?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:59 No.1736678
    >>1736674
    There's still your ass
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)12:59 No.1736679
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    It's 2012. I think of this as the great future. Back in the day, I always thought of it as "the present".

    I have only 65 more years to live on the earth at most.
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)12:59 No.1736681
    >>1736661
    I can't make Starswirls for you if I run Horse D&D
    Pick what you want
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:00 No.1736686
    >>1736668
    Squeak has several fics to work on, a Doctor Whooves radio play, and an animal shelter to work at.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:00 No.1736687
    >>1736681
    THE DECISIONS
    Do what you want, man
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:00 No.1736689
    >>1736667
    Jesus Christ how horrifying
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:00 No.1736690
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    >>1736667

    >too hot

    maybe you should eat some ice cream
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:00 No.1736692
    >>1736677
    TO LIFE, TO LIFE.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:00 No.1736694
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    >>1736667
    >OC
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:00 No.1736695
    >>1736678
    Prostate stimulation just isn't the same and it's a lot of work. I'm out of lube right now and it's such a hassle that I almost don't feel like buying any more.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:01 No.1736698
    >>1736674
    >that feel
    finally, somebody who understands!
    I'm not even gay, it just sounds like so much fun
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:01 No.1736699
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    Water u List Ning Two?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:01 No.1736703
    >>1736686
    CURSE YOU REAL LIFE!
    I would like for him to take some pictures of the animals he works with. 2cute
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:01 No.1736705
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    the dude claiming to be an animator of the show, said that ashliegh left. the crew decided to have RD accepted into the Wonderbolts and applejack work for an extended relative.

    they are to introduce two new characters, one a male character
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:01 No.1736707
    >>1736695
    You just need to find a nice guy that'll do the work for you
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)13:02 No.1736711
    >>1736687
    I can't exactly be the guy to call it on something like D&D since it needs a bunch of people to cooperate to work.
    If we have enough people here and now, sure.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:02 No.1736712
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    >>1736690
    DONT FUCKING TEMPT ME. I ONLY HAVE 10 DOLLARS ON ME NOW. I really don't want to waste it!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:02 No.1736713
    >>1736695
    Post your fic
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:02 No.1736719
    >>1736711
    Well, I'd participate.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:02 No.1736720
    >>1736705
    my dad works for pokemon and he said that reuniclus was going to be the new main cast member!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:03 No.1736729
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    >>1736694
    Its okay if Klondike draws it

    RITE GUYS
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:03 No.1736732
    >>1736681
    >>1736687
    How about we play as pony who is helping to settle a new forested area.

    >>1736699
    Fate/Zero Season 2 Episode 5.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:04 No.1736736
    >>1736707
    I've had enough bullshit involving relationships in the past six months to confidently say that I'd rather die alone than go out and try to find someone. I have a tendency to attract people very similar to sentenal, and I'm too beta for most women.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:04 No.1736737
    >>1736720

    yeah? Well my dad works for game boy and he says all the tripfags are gonna be gym leaders.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:04 No.1736739
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    >>1736699
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weOAFTBPgQo
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:05 No.1736754
    >>1736699

    Swedish House Mafia - Save The World (Knife Party Remix)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNai3sLQQRw
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:06 No.1736760
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    1.07 MB
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)13:06 No.1736766
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    >>1736719
    Well that's one player.
    Anyone else? I'd like to have a few more to put some life into this game.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:06 No.1736771
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    >>1736766
    MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEEM
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:07 No.1736773
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    >>1736705

    Screencapped. I will post this when S3 starts.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:07 No.1736778
    >>1736699
    My own uploads for some reason
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4AnS1MbOVQ
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:07 No.1736779
    >>1736737
    Uhuh, well I work for Angry Birds and I wont tell you people jack shit because I like my job
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:08 No.1736782
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    >>1736766
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:08 No.1736785
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    >>1736699

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ziLLIp6FOE
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:09 No.1736790
    >>1736713
    You um
    you probably wouldn't want to read it
    I'm trying to incorporate every fetish I have into it and so far it has vore, watersports, massive penetrations (>3 feet dicks), inflation, minor castration, gore, extreme bondage, more than a bit of death, kid on kid fucking, mind control, incest, and, of course, >rape
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:09 No.1736794
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    >>1736699
    POOT ME IN A SPECIAL PONE
    CAUSE I AM MADE OF FOAM
    AND I DON'T NO TWILIGHT SPARK
    TO TEACH ME HOW TO READ
    WHO NEEDS STUPID BOOKS
    THEY ARE FOR ZEBRA CROOKS
    AND I WILL LEARN BY PRAYING
    TO P.LUNA IN MY DREAMS
    SO TURN OFF THE PONY
    CAUSE THAT'S OTHERS SEE
    AND CHANGELINGS ARE AS BAD AS
    EATING SUPERMARE ICECREAM
    THEY ONLY SICKING ME
    DON'T MAKE ME PLAY HOOFBALL
    I'LL SACK THE QUARTER COLT
    AND SOMETHING SOMETHING

    IM A TROUBLEMAREKER
    NEVER BEEN A FAKER
    DOING PONES MY ON WAY AND
    NEVER GIVING UP
    IM A TROUBLEMAREKER
    NOT A PONE CARETAKER
    I DONT HAVE THE PATIENTS TO
    KEEP IT ON THE UP
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:09 No.1736796
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    if anything this dude >>1736764 is saying turn out to be true, i will finally stop and drop this show, shoe horning more characters is damn stupid
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:10 No.1736804
    >>1736790
    post it
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:10 No.1736805
    >>1736699
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rogvlB2SP4k
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:10 No.1736808
    >>1736699
    Calling all Dawns while I pretend to be pretentious and cultured.
    It really does make me >feel though
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)13:10 No.1736809
    >>1736771
    Aight that's two then.
    Let's see if we could get a third so we can call it a party.
    >>1736782
    Yeah I don't think we'll be running that in here. Simpler is better right now.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:11 No.1736812
    >>1736794
    What?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:11 No.1736814
    >>1736796

    That's the point. If he said that S3 was going to be more of the same (and it will be) then he'd mostly be ignored. So he's making the most outrageous lies that will piss the most off.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:11 No.1736815
    >>1736796
    If you even consider anything he said to be true you hve a brain damage.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:11 No.1736817
    >>1736677
    Why do you say that?
    WHO ARE YOU?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:11 No.1736818
    Please give me a drawing request
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:11 No.1736820
    >>1736812
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozLHPsAkphQ
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:12 No.1736821
    >>1736818
    Sweetie belle doing something cute.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:12 No.1736822
    >>1736699
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFlQNtL8F9s
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:12 No.1736823
    >>1736818
    Twilight Sparkle sick in bed
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:12 No.1736827
    >>1736818
    Donkeys. Donkeys as far as the eye can see.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:12 No.1736828
    >>1736790
    Shhhhhiiiit I know someone's writing that but I can't for the life of me remember who to call you out.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:13 No.1736832
    >>1736804
    but it's not anywhere near done!
    it's just a bunch of unlinked sex scenes and a lot of it is lacking major detail
    some of it is even just greentext that I will turn into actual writing later
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:13 No.1736833
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    >>1736827
    post some so i can draw a lot of donkeys
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:13 No.1736835
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    >>1736815
    i tend to give the benefit of the doubt
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:13 No.1736836
    >>1736796

    >The writers are all apparently total amateurs and can't do jack shit without any pre-existing concepts.

    But that's not true. Many of them are long time children's show writers. I think Mitch Larson is new, but that's it. He's also the best writer.
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)13:13 No.1736839
    >>1736818
    Shining Armor, Twilight, Scootaloo, Vampire Sweetie and a Cleric Pony standing in a cave.
    Twilight and Shining are arguing.
    Sweetie is hypnotizing a changeling
    Scootaloo is out cold
    Cleric Pony is praying
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:13 No.1736841
    >>1736766
    I'll join in in. Can't guarantee the fastest responses due to uni internet being spotty this weekend.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:13 No.1736842
    who here supports the ID system?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:14 No.1736854
    >>1736818

    Rarity farting at a fancy dinner party. Her being really embarrassed and blushing. Lots of blushing.

    "I um... ahh... I meant to do that! It's the new style. It's Parisian I think."
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:14 No.1736855
    >>1736833
    I'm waiting for my donkeys
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:14 No.1736856
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    >>1736827
    ASS ASS ASS ASS
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:14 No.1736857
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    >>1736833
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:15 No.1736860
    >>1736809
    I've got an hour to spare, if that's okay.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:15 No.1736865
    >>1736856
    >>1736857
    MORE ASSES
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:15 No.1736866
    >>1736835
    If that's suppose to be fat then the artist is terrible at drawing fat.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:16 No.1736871
    >>1736842
    I do, DISPLAY_ID would be awesome.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:16 No.1736874
    >>1736866

    its GIANT TITS

    not fat
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:16 No.1736877
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    >>1736835
    Her poor spine...
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:16 No.1736881
    >>1735996

    >I've never given her credit for anything but writing the first two episodes

    I should stop venturing into the Sea of Brony Piss.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:16 No.1736883
    >>1736866
    they're breasts
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:16 No.1736884
    >>1736874
    That's even worse.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:16 No.1736885
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    >ALL THIS ASS
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:17 No.1736887
    >>1736842

    What so filterfags can filter even more people?
    These threads are slow enough as it is.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:17 No.1736890
    >>1736835
    Yea so i got hired by hasbro too and s03 will have guest OCs of famous tumblrs and nyx will have a dominant story arc.
    BUT DONT TELL ANYONE KAY
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:17 No.1736891
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    >>1736865
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:17 No.1736896
    >>1736885
    >>1736891
    I like roses donkeys
    post THEM INSTEAD
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:18 No.1736898
    >>1736887
    sometimes I wish filters didn't exist.
    filters RUIN people.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:18 No.1736903
    >>1736896
    >fan of the fandom

    I do too
    They're fluffy and cute
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:18 No.1736905
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    >>1736865
    Hi! I'm Anonymous! You know what I like?
    Ass

    I LOVE DEM ASS
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:18 No.1736906
    >>1736898
    But then I'd have to deal with /b/ faggots venturing into here and "raiding"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:19 No.1736910
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    >>1736896
    OKAY
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:19 No.1736912
    >>1736866
    It's Twist with Eiken tier tits.

    Which will probably destroy her spine.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:19 No.1736917
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    Do you need me to throw ass at you guys?

    Cause I got all kinds of ass!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:19 No.1736920
    >>1736842
    It would cause more harm than good here
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:19 No.1736921
    >>1736906
    how often does that happen, though?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:19 No.1736923
    There is a black man in my house.

    Wat do?
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)13:19 No.1736925
    >>1736841
    >>1736719
    >>1736771
    >>1736860
    Alright. The party has gathered.
    Please introduce yourselves so that we may begin.

    All you need to do is tell us who and what you are. Alignment, deities etc are optional, but feel free to state those if you want to have any.
    If I tell you to roll a test of some sort I'll use the last 2 digits of your post.
    01-10 is a critical failure
    11-49 is a failure
    50-89 is a success
    90-00 is a critical success
    I'll start the story once everyone has a character picked.
    Using names for the duration of this would be helpful.
    If you need to leave please tell me so I can kill your characters and move along.

    Aaaaand GO.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:20 No.1736929
    You think ponies have these kind of events in Equestria too? But instead they do like jousting tournaments and shit

    http://youtu.be/AkteEFI-PBs
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:20 No.1736930
    >>1736917
    Dude. You gotta stop polishing that ass.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:20 No.1736931
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    >That back
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:20 No.1736933
    >>1736896
    I like both kinds.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:20 No.1736934
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    Rarity has been bitten by a snake.
    Do you suck the venom out?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:21 No.1736944
    >>1736934
    That doesn't fucking work you idiot.
    I'd take her to the hospital.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:21 No.1736949
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:21 No.1736951
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    >>1736930
    I CAN'T STOP MAN
    THIS ASS IS ON FIRE
    RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:21 No.1736956
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:21 No.1736958
    >>1736923
    Ask him if he would like dinner?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:22 No.1736961
    You decided not to join the MLPG.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:22 No.1736962
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    Quest for Ass
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:22 No.1736965
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    >>1736961
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:22 No.1736966
    Fucking spamfilter.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:22 No.1736967
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:22 No.1736968
    >>1736961
    Hey wait come back
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:22 No.1736970
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    >Not preparing your new horses
    >> I am a faggot 05/05/12(Sat)13:22 No.1736971
    >>1736925
    True neutral goat paladin worshipping Discord.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:22 No.1736979
    >>1736925
    I am Farticus, the gassiest of the Pegasi!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:23 No.1736986
    >>1736965
    >chicken-sized eggs
    2small4me
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:23 No.1736987
    >>1736964
    >>1736964
    >>1736964
    >>1736964
    >>1736964
    >>1736964
    >>1736964
    >>1736964
    New thread.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:23 No.1736988
    >>1736965
    That's not how insects work!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:23 No.1736989
    >>1736964
    >>1736964
    >>1736964
    URGHHH I DONT WANT THIS
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:23 No.1736991
    I'm an ass man myself
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:23 No.1736993
    >>1736970
    Meh, I made this one. Someone else can do it this time.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:24 No.1736996
    >>1736931
    shut up obsidian
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:24 No.1736998
    >>1736925
    You should post this:
    http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=mlpony

    I got a statusesque stallion is an earth pony who is distractable and philosophical. His coat is teal. He has a short mane that is violet. His large eyes are red. His mark is a bandage.

    Guess I am the Cleric/healer.
    >> Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 05/05/12(Sat)13:24 No.1737002
    >>1736995
    >>1736995
    >>1736995
    >>1736995
    >>1736995
    >> Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 05/05/12(Sat)13:25 No.1737015
    >>1736987
    >>1737002

    wait, shit.
    not again...
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:25 No.1737021
    >>1737002
    Godfucking damnit Hiro. Useless piece of shit, please kill yourself.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:25 No.1737028
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    >>1736934
    That really doesn't work, but I'd drive her to the hospital and stroke her mane the entire time, telling her it's all going to be okay. I'd stay by her side the entire time, making sure that she gets the anti-venom and that it's administered correctly, and then carry her out in my arms when she's recovered enough to go home.

    I really wish I could take care of someone.
    I don't even want sex or anything, I just want to show someone that I care about them
    >> Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 05/05/12(Sat)13:25 No.1737029
    >>1737021
    i'm sorry...
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:26 No.1737034
    >>1737002
    >delete

    Hiro, no, put that shit back up

    We're not using that other thread
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)13:26 No.1737038
    >>1736971
    >>1736979
    >>1736998
    Paladin
    Cleric
    Bard(Perform: fart?)
    Now where are the rest?

    Also do you people want to move into NEW HORSE or stay here?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:27 No.1737047
    >>1737038
    Why not stay here?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:27 No.1737055
    >>1737038
    move into new horse. It's slow enough, and it might generate some new discussion for others.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:27 No.1737056
    >>1737034
    but the other thread is marked
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:27 No.1737062
    >>1737038
    This skinny male pony is an earth pony who is absent-minded. His coat is brown. He has a mane that is black, and it reminds you of a comet's trail. His eyes are magenta. His mark is a diving board.
    Bro dude bro surfer rogue. Worships Watergod. True neutral
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:28 No.1737065
    >>1737038
    Fuck, I'd love to join but I'm unimaginative as hell. I'll just watch then ;_;.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:28 No.1737068
    >>1737038
    I am a bard?
    (farticus)
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:28 No.1737071
    >>1737065
    DO IT YOU FAGGOT
    JOIN IN
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:28 No.1737072
    >>1737028
    >That picture
    Wasn't it explained that Trixie was still doing random street magic still?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:28 No.1737079
    >>1737068
    Also I may be a bit slow i am drawing asses
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:29 No.1737091
    >>1737071
    >>1737038
    OKAY okay
    >This lean colt is an earth pony who is poised and dishonorable. His coat is lavender. He has a long mane that is black. His eyes are brown. His mark is a zipper.
    I'll go with Knight (name's Max)
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:30 No.1737097
    >>1737072
    Where? I'd love to have some material to piss off my brony faggot friends.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:31 No.1737118
    >>1737038
    I forgot to name the cleric. Or should I leave it at class name only?

    If not, I take Bardigiano.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:32 No.1737134
    >>1737091
    Crap I forgot
    The knight's allignment is Neutral Good
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:33 No.1737153
    >>1737118
    Goats didn't have names in the show, right?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:33 No.1737154
    >>1737097
    In Ponyville Confidential where they suggested the secret to her tricks were revealed or some such thing. Which I guess implies she is still somewhat relevant somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:36 No.1737191
    >>1737154
    Oh yes, you're right. Thanks.
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)13:36 No.1737201
    >>1737062
    >True Neutral earth pony Rogue
    >>1736971
    >True neutral goat paladin
    >>1736979
    >Farticus, the gassiest of the Pegasi
    >>1736998
    >Earth pony cleric: Bardigiano
    >>1737091
    >Neutral Good Earth pony Knight: Max

    These mighty heroes have been brought together by fate. Or coincidence. Or greed. However each wishes to see it.
    However, be their reason whatever, they all came following the same calling: a mysterious group has traveled the land, bringing news of doom and woe. They speak of a coming darkness, of a terror from beyond time.
    Such groups are not uncommon, for the desperate, bored and unhinged often band together to tell such tales. Yet each of you felt some connection to these news and have traveled here.
    You stand before an ancient forest. Beyond it in the horizon you can see the peaks of mountains.
    Your quest is to seek out this ancient evil you have heard of, discover its true nature and if possible, strike it down.

    What do you do first?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:37 No.1737218
    >>1737201
    I cast fart song, to increase our humor meter
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:38 No.1737230
    >>1737201
    Charlie, The Rogue checks his inventory.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:38 No.1737231
    >>1737201
    I'll check my inventory.
    >> I am a faggot 05/05/12(Sat)13:38 No.1737234
    >>1737201
    Check inventory
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:38 No.1737236
    >>1737201
    Check gear
    Check map, locate our destination and things to help guide us there (like rivers).
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:39 No.1737260
    >>1737201
    >dead horse
    >nobody else around
    >D&Dan

    May I politely suggest everyone involved names up for the duration? It'll cut down on confusion.
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)13:41 No.1737284
    >>1737260
    Yeah, sorry, totally forgot about that. (checking inventory by the way)
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)13:41 No.1737291
    >>1737260
    Done.
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)13:42 No.1737303
    >>1737260
    Yes sir
    >> Cleric Bardigiano 05/05/12(Sat)13:42 No.1737305
    >>1737260
    Can do.
    >> I am a faggot 05/05/12(Sat)13:43 No.1737320
    Maybe we should move to the new thread?
    It's pretty shit right now.
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)13:44 No.1737329
    >>1737218
    >18
    The song of your people gets a few chuckles out of your fellow travelers, but nothing remarkable happens beyond that. The overall mood remains good.
    >>1737230
    >>1737231
    >>1737234
    >>1737236
    You pool your gear and check it. You are carrying
    30 feet of rope
    A weapon for everyone
    Enough food to last a week
    Camp making tools
    A map of the area, which tells there is a river that splits the forest in half and springs in the mountains
    A bag of multicolored pebbles for marking paths
    Some personal items
    >>1737260
    I'm with this guy.
    Everyone please put on a relevant name.
    >>1737284
    >>1737291
    >>1737303
    >>1737305
    Good job.

    You suspect the great evil lives in the mountains, but to get there you need to cross the woods.
    What do you do?

    A loot bonus to whoever posts appropriate music
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2ccS3TbV8s
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)13:46 No.1737355
    >>1737329
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmIuXyiEzCE
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)13:48 No.1737393
    >>1737329
    I peer into the woods. Trying to get a sense of our immediate surroundings. If it is safe I suggest that the party moves forward towards our totally tubular goal.
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)13:48 No.1737403
    >>1737329
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1ZydcSgacM
    Is the forest dark?
    If yes, light a fire
    If not, take a look into the forest
    >> Cleric Bardigiano 05/05/12(Sat)13:49 No.1737413
    >>1737329
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKa1YvKhGtM

    Any landmarks we can pick out.
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)13:50 No.1737440
    >>1737329
    I take a peek into the forest, see if I can find anything important.
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)13:53 No.1737492
    >>1737393
    >>1737403
    >>1737413
    >>1737440
    You gaze out into the woods. Charlie's keen eyes spot some things worth of note. Most importantly a path beaten into the undergrowth by what has to have been a notable group of travelers. Other things of interest include telltale signs of wildlife, possibly wolves, in the area and the sounds of the river from further away.
    The map confirms the river is that way, and following it upstream should take you to the mountains eventually.

    What do?
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)13:53 No.1737499
    >>1737492
    I search for the wolves
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)13:55 No.1737523
    >>1737492
    I make sure the wolves already left the area
    >> Cleric Bardigiano 05/05/12(Sat)13:55 No.1737535
    >>1737492
    Follow the path, keeping an eye out for animals.

    If possible, let's look for animal paths, just in case someone is watching the main path.
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)13:55 No.1737538
    >>1737492
    Proceed to the direction of the river while being wary of the wolves in the area.
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)13:55 No.1737539
    >>1737492
    Let's go through that path. Don't waste stones on it since it's downtrodden already.Pay attention for any signs of tragedy that had befallen the previous travelers.
    How dark are the woods/how far in front of us can we see?
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)13:59 No.1737586
    >>1737499
    >99
    You soar into the air and manage to locate a pack of wolves a short way away from your party. They seem to be hunting for something, but it seems they haven't noticed you.
    Inform the party?
    Make a surprise attack against the wolves before they spot you?
    >>1737523
    >23
    You on the other hand fail to notice the wolves as there are trees in the way
    >>1737535
    >>1737538
    >>1737539
    The rest of you proceed to the path, wary of attackers or other trouble.
    You see no immediate other paths, and you can see a good way ahead, though some areas are so full of bushes it is hard to make out shapes.

    Search the area more?
    Follow the path?
    Other?
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)14:00 No.1737611
    >>1737586
    I proceed to the river while still looking for the wolves
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)14:01 No.1737619
    >>1737586
    Search the area for any fallen travelers, and perhaps any reasonable loots on them, if any, and then proceed to the river.
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)14:03 No.1737645
    >>1737586
    Towards the river! Check bushes along the way for animals.
    >> Bardigiano 05/05/12(Sat)14:04 No.1737653
    >>1737586
    Mark the path with the pebbles, plus a knife mark on a tree a few feet away.
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)14:04 No.1737671
    >>1737586
    Kill the wolves with a massive, organ misplacing fart.
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)14:08 No.1737729
    >>1737611
    You see no wolves, but Farticus seems to be staring at something intently.
    Ask him what he sees?
    >>1737619
    Looking around you see some signs of a struggle, and bloodstains on the grass and some of the trees. The stains lead in the direction Farticus is looking.
    >>1737645
    There are no animals in your immediate way
    >>1737653
    The path has now been marked. You also made a note on the map. This place will now be easy to find.
    >>1737671
    Before anyone can ask him about what he sees, Farticus zooms off in the direction he was looking. A moment later a loud fart and yelps are heard.

    Investigate blood?
    Go see what Farticus is doing?
    Follow path?
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)14:09 No.1737741
    >>1737729
    I rush to Farticus
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)14:10 No.1737752
    >>1737729
    I change my song to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo-0pTQs3YY
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)14:11 No.1737758
    >>1737729
    Investigate the odd bloodstains.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)14:11 No.1737762
    >>1737729
    I go to Farticus. Need to make sure he isn't going to endanger us, or himself.
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)14:13 No.1737786
    >>1737729
    I lament the fact that we aren't headed towards the water. And begrudgingly run towards the gassy pegasis' location.
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)14:14 No.1737811
    >>1737741
    >>1737758
    >>1737762
    >>1737786
    You find Farticus in a small clearing. Several wolves lie around him. He seems slightly injured, but far less so than the wolves.
    You also notice the bloodstains are more prominent here. They lead into a small crevice under a large fallen tree.

    Two of the wolves turn to face you. They seem aggressive.
    Roll for initiative
    Score to beat: my roll

    Attack?
    Flee?
    Hide in the crevice?
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)14:16 No.1737827
    >>1737811
    I readjust my intestines.
    >> Bardigiano 05/05/12(Sat)14:16 No.1737837
    >>1737811
    Attack. Once wolves attack ponies or are attacked by ponies, they shouldn't be allowed to live.
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)14:17 No.1737842
    >>1737811
    I take out my fighting sword and proceed to ATTACK.
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)14:17 No.1737843
    >>1737837
    my bad
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)14:17 No.1737849
    >>1737811
    I equip my mouth-dagger. Attempt to get behind one of the wolves and injure one of their legs.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)14:17 No.1737852
    >>1737811
    I attack the wolves with my mace.
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)14:18 No.1737861
    >>1737852
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)14:21 No.1737903
    >>1737827
    You fail to repair your internal injuries but you do feel better.
    >>1737837
    >>1737842
    >>1737849
    >>1737861
    The four of you gang up on the wolves.
    Max and Bardigiano make an effort to push the beasts back, while the clever Charlie loops around and strikes a wolf in the leg, crippling it. A mighty mace blow later the beast lies dead before you. The other wolf, seeing it is outnumbered, attempts to turn tail and flee.
    You hear pained moans from the bloodied crevice.

    Investigate?
    Pursue wolf?
    Return to the path?
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)14:21 No.1737910
    >>1737903
    I investigate the crevice
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)14:22 No.1737927
    >>1737903
    Sing a songly song about how we just FUCKED those wolves up
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)14:24 No.1737943
    >>1737903
    Skin the wolves for their pelts. Add to inventory.
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)14:25 No.1737953
    >>1737903
    Investigate the bloodied crevice.
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)14:26 No.1737972
    >>1737910
    >>1737953
    Inside you find a wounded Earth Pony. He is wearing some armour and is rather badly wounded.
    He mutters something about being ambushed, but cannot say much. He needs healing or he will die soon.
    >>1737927
    Farticus' song saves face and nopone blames him for blindly rushing in on his own.
    >>1737943
    Four WOLF PELTS added to inventory
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)14:26 No.1737987
    >>1737972
    Fuck yes.
    I have healing songs right?

    Use THREE of those on his bloody ass.
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)14:27 No.1737996
    >>1737972
    I apply some first aid
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)14:28 No.1738022
    >>1737972
    Since I have no basic medical skills, I'll stand guard outside just in case that wolf who had fled bring along another pack of wolves.
    >> Bardigiano 05/05/12(Sat)14:29 No.1738038
    >>1737972
    I'm the cleric, time to shine.
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)14:29 No.1738048
    I have no idea how to play D&D if that wasn't clear
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)14:31 No.1738074
    >>1737972
    I keep watch for any other creatures that decide to come along while standing outside the crevice.
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)14:31 No.1738086
    >>1738048
    Me too
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)14:34 No.1738156
    >>1738022
    >>1738074
    You stand your ground, and make sure nothing comes near. You see nothing worthy of alarm.
    >>1737987
    >>1737996
    >>1738038
    Your combined efforts quickly return the mystery earthie to health.
    He thanks you and introduces himself. He is Celaire, a follower of the great Sun Princess. He ventured out into the woods seeking what he calls a coven of witches who were a great danger to the entire land. However he was ambushed by a pack of wolves and now owes you his life.

    In return he offers to either
    -Give you what equipment he can spare
    -Join your quest
    -Give you a special trinket to call upon his aid in time of need

    What do you pick?
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)14:35 No.1738172
    >>1738048
    >>1738086
    As long as everyone has fun, who cares?
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)14:36 No.1738193
    >>1738156
    The trinket sounds fucking BLING BLING nigga


    get me dat
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)14:36 No.1738200
    >>1738156
    I talk with our party and state my opinion that he should join us
    >> Bardigiano 05/05/12(Sat)14:37 No.1738229
    >>1738156
    I'd send him on his way, but if he's after witches, they might come back and finish the job.

    Can my character walk him back to the nearest town?

    It's gonna be time for me to go to work soon, so I'd like this as a decent way to keep my character alive for use later.
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)14:38 No.1738237
    >>1738156
    I'd rather part away with the equipment he's willing to spare.
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)14:38 No.1738251
    >>1738156
    >searching for powerful witches
    >gets killed by wolves
    every fucking npc ever
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)14:39 No.1738270
    >>1738156
    Gimmie that trinket. He needs some rest. I ask him about the witches before he departs.
    >> Bardigiano 05/05/12(Sat)14:40 No.1738298
    >>1738193
    >>1738200
    >>1738229
    >>1738237
    I think my way works best. Get what information we can from him and whatever we need to know about the witches and how to vanquish them and I'll take him back to safety.

    This might not be the great evil we are looking for, but we can't let it go unchallenged.
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)14:42 No.1738322
    >>1738298
    Gnarly, dude.
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)14:43 No.1738341
    >>1738298
    Fair enough. I don't know if we can still handle the great evil with our current party.
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)14:44 No.1738366
    >>1738298
    Alright.
    >> Bardigiano 05/05/12(Sat)14:45 No.1738383
    >>1738341
    Keep the trinket to summon a combat NPC for the fight.

    The journey there depends on you.

    And with this, I have to depart for work.
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)14:45 No.1738388
    >>1738193
    >>1738200
    >>1738229
    >>1738237
    >>1738270
    >>1738298
    >>1738341
    After some discussion an agreement is made.
    Bardigiano, feeling his conviction demands it, will escort Celaire back to the nearest town to recover.

    Before leaving, Celaire hand over what he has to offer - A hammer emblazoned with the sign of the Sun, a small book of folk songs and a glowing white stone. He says to write his name upon the ground with the stone and he will arrive to help you if he can. It was a gift from his old unicorn friend.
    Before departing he tells you that the witches indeed live in the mountains, and seek to cast some spell that supposedly could destroy all of the land if allowed to happen. He tells you to seek the mountain of geysers.

    You return to the path and part ways.
    >Added to inventory
    HAMMER OF THE SUN
    SUMMONING STONE
    FOLK SONGS

    Bardigiano has left the party

    What now?
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)14:46 No.1738418
    >>1738388
    I take the hammer and proceed to the river.
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)14:47 No.1738424
    >>1738388
    Read all of the songs
    all of them
    and learn how to play them all at once to do absolutely nothing
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)14:48 No.1738447
    >>1738388
    >>1738418
    Aw, but I wanted the hammer. Oh well, you can take it.

    Dibs on next weapon.

    Proceed to the river then.
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)14:48 No.1738457
    >>1738388
    Proceed to the river. I need some water, dammit.
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)14:50 No.1738507
    >>1738418
    >>1738424
    >>1738447
    >>1738457
    After some bickering, the party proceeds along the path to the river.
    They meet no immediate obstacles, but cannot shake the feeling that they are being watched.
    After an hour, you arrive at the river bank. Nothing seem out of the ordinary, but you are certain you can see shadowy shapes moving among the trees.

    What do?
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)14:52 No.1738531
    >>1738507
    Song of revealing light. To light up the night!
    it's probably a shitty spell
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)14:53 No.1738544
    >>1738507
    Ignore them, take a drink from the river and thank my god.
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)14:53 No.1738548
    >>1738507
    I shout at the general direction of the shadowy shapes, and takes out fightan' sword to be ready for hostility.
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)14:53 No.1738552
    >>1738507
    I apologize for my greed and investigate the trees
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)14:57 No.1738624
    >>1738531
    >>1738548
    >>1738552
    >>1738544
    Max's shout causes the shadows to recoil and fall back as the Goat charges in. Goat sees one of the shadows trip over some branches and fall. He can still catch up if he tries.
    Farticus' tune falls a bit flat, but does make his ass glow warmly.
    Charlie searches the inventory for fucks to give, but packed none. The water seems unusually thick and is slightly miscoloured.

    Goat: Chase shadow?
    Others: What do?
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)14:59 No.1738655
    >>1738624
    I chase the shadow while preparing to SMITE HIM TO OBLIVION
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)14:59 No.1738659
    >>1738624
    I question my god as to why he would forsake my with this filth he deems water. I guess I investigate it too.
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)15:01 No.1738690
    >>1738624
    I assist Goat in taking down the shadow, being hopeful that it's a sentient being so that we can get some answers out of it.
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)15:01 No.1738697
    >>1738624
    I admire my glowy butt
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)15:04 No.1738753
    >>1738655
    >>1738690
    You manage to catch up to the shadow and strike it down. It screams in pain and falls over with it's spine broken. As it flails on the ground in agony you see it is a unicorn dressed in ragged robes. Terror and rage flash in it's eyes as it spits at you.
    Finish him off?
    Question him?
    >>1738659
    You hear the voice of your god whisper in your mind. It speaks in riddles and is barely audible but you understand the bad water is related to the witch coven in some way.
    >>1738697
    It is very glowy. You like it a whole lot. Indeed if you had nothing else to do you could spend days just looking at it. It is the glowiest and buttiest glowy butt you have ever seen.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)15:05 No.1738770
    >>1738753
    I question him about his motives
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)15:05 No.1738782
    >>1738770
    4CHAN X
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)15:06 No.1738802
    >>1738753
    I turn my back at the river and head towards the anguished scream that occurred.
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)15:07 No.1738823
    >>1738753
    Question him, if he doesn't answer, threaten to hurt him (though I probably be willing to hurt him) until he spits out some answers.
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)15:10 No.1738881
    >>1738770
    >>1738823
    >>1738802
    The unicorn merely hisses at you, and says that the great darkness will soon end you all. He fears you not.
    Taunt him?
    Hurt him?
    Kill him?
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)15:10 No.1738900
    >>1738881
    I taunt him.
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)15:11 No.1738910
    >>1738881
    Taunt the fucker.
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)15:11 No.1738922
    >>1738881
    Fart on him
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)15:16 No.1739022
    >>1738900
    >>1738910
    >>1738922
    "INSOLENCE! INSOLENCE AND HERESY!" he shrieks, flailing his remaining limbs at you. "OUR GREAT MATRIARCH WILL DESTROY YOU AND ALL YOU LOVE! OUR GODS WILL DROWN US IN THEIR GIFTS! WE WILL STRIKE DOWN THE SUN AND THE MOON AND THE VERY EARTH YOU STAND UPON! EVEN IF YOU MADE IT UP TO OUR TEMPLE AT THE BOILING PEAK IT IS TOO LATE FOR YOU!"
    He is foaming at the mouth. His eyes have gone wild, and he seems to have lost it completely.
    He will probably be unable to tell you anything else useful.
    Kill him?
    Leave him?
    Take him along as a hostage/guide?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)15:18 No.1739065
    >>1739022
    I leave him, we have enough information already. Obviously we have to go to the boiling peak to face the ancient evil.
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)15:19 No.1739072
    >>1739022
    Have I caught up yet? If so I laugh at the scene. I also tell the party that the witches fucked up the river's water.
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)15:19 No.1739086
    >>1739022
    I say we take him along for wasting our time, perhaps we can use him as a bait for any devious traps prepared for us since they know of our presence.
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)15:22 No.1739126
    >>1739022
    Take him along
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)15:25 No.1739182
    >>1739072
    >>1739065
    Sharing your info and checking the map, you determine Boiling Peak is the one from which the river comes from. It is very high and possibly volcanic.
    >>1739086
    >>1739126
    You tie up the broken witch and drag him along.

    You hear some low growling in the surrounding woods, and darkness begins to fall. Farticus' ass lights your way for about 10 feet around you. Beyond that it is hard to see.
    The map reveals there is a rocky area about a mile upriver where you can safely make camp, and a shallow fording point not too far away.
    The witch is leaving a trail of blood behind him.

    What do?
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)15:27 No.1739225
    >>1739182
    I clean up the trail of blood until we hit the rocky area
    That wolf or other wildlife might still be around
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)15:28 No.1739238
    >>1739182
    Damn it, uh, am I strong enough to carry him along to the camping area to avoid more blood dripping?
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)15:28 No.1739239
    >>1739182
    Wave my ass around to see if we can see anything
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)15:29 No.1739254
    >>1739182
    Suggest we use the robes he's wearing to cover up the bleeding wounds. I suggest we had towards the safe area for camping and come up with a sleeping schedule so one always has eyes on the witch.
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)15:33 No.1739353
    >>1739225
    >>1739238
    >>1739254
    >>1739239
    With your combined efforts you make it to the campsite and set up camp. Thanks to your precautions you left only minimal clues to your existence. However Max is now very tired and the witch has passed out from the pain and blood loss.
    You can still hear growling, but there is a lot less of it than before. However all you can see is some sticks and bushes moving.
    It is five hours until dawn.
    If you do not heal the witch he might die during the night or the next day. however healing him might make him dangerous or allow him to flee.

    What do you do?
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)15:34 No.1739366
    >>1739353
    Fart a tiny bit of healing into the witches face
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)15:34 No.1739374
    >>1739353
    I tie up the witch to a tree and cast a minor healing spell.
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)15:37 No.1739422
    >>1739353
    I'm going with Goat's planning to do with him, then proceed to lower my guard and take a nap to recover myself.
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)15:40 No.1739475
    >>1739366
    >>1739374
    >>1739422
    The witch raises his head and snarls at you. He hates all of you from the bottom of his heart, having denied him his destiny as a martyr.
    Max falls into a deep sleep.
    Farticus' ass glow begins to dim, losing out to the campfire.
    The growling grows closer.

    Spot check?
    Other?
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)15:40 No.1739478
    >>1739353
    I sit down and watch over the witch for two hours. I fall asleep promptly after.
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)15:42 No.1739512
    >>1739475
    I try to take a nap, ignoring the growling
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)15:42 No.1739521
    >>1739475
    >>1739478
    Fuck
    Roll to see if the growling wakes me up.
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)15:43 No.1739534
    >>1739475
    *still asleep*

    We're going to die, aren't we
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)15:43 No.1739540
    >>1739475
    Roll to play a song to wake everyone the fuck up
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)15:45 No.1739597
    >>1739478
    >>1739512
    >>1739521
    Goat naps for two hours, then wakes up. He is good to go.
    Charlie falls asleep in turn, and is not awoken by the noise.
    >>1739534
    Max is still asleep
    Waking him or Charlie up now leaves them weakened in the morning.
    >>1739540
    Farticus' cheery tune keeps him and Goat awake, but fails to alert Charlie and Max.

    It is three hours to dawn.
    The growling is right next to your camp
    Max and Charlie are asleep. The Witch is asleep.

    Your action?
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)15:47 No.1739622
    >>1739597
    MASSIVE FART TO WARD OFF THE EVILS THAT DRAW NEAR
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)15:47 No.1739623
    >>1739597
    I try to illuminate the area where the growling comes from.
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)15:48 No.1739644
    >>1739597
    >Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzwaterzzzzzzgnarlyzzzzzzzzzzz
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)15:49 No.1739670
    >>1739597
    >zzzzzzthatzzzzzweaponzzziszzminezz
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)15:49 No.1739679
    >>1739622
    extra stank pls
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)15:52 No.1739742
    >>1739622
    >>1739623
    You direct your attention to the growling. It turns out the reason you never saw what it was earlier was simple: you were being tracked by a Timber Wolf, which blended well into the scenery.
    It is large and looks hungry. It may be related to the wolf you allowed to escape. The fart did not seem to harm it much.

    Roll Wolf Lore to discover more info?
    Roll Initiative to fight?
    Summon Celaire for help?
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)15:53 No.1739763
    >>1739742
    I wake the lazy faggots up and summon Celaire
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)15:53 No.1739774
    >>1739742
    I roll to hide
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)15:53 No.1739782
    >>1739742
    >ZzzzzzzzIwannagotozzzzthepoolzzzzz
    >> You guys all have names, so I'll temporarily adopt one, too. 05/05/12(Sat)15:54 No.1739795
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    I just got in.
    What the fuck is going on here?
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)15:55 No.1739802
    >>1739795
    D&D
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)15:55 No.1739806
    >>1739795
    D&D
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)15:55 No.1739812
    >>1739795

    Careful not to step in the fuckhuge puddle of semen.
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)15:55 No.1739819
    >>1739812
    Hey this time it isn't ERP
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)15:56 No.1739830
    >>1739742
    >zzz
    >> You guys all have names, so I'll temporarily adopt one, too. 05/05/12(Sat)15:56 No.1739834
    >>1739802
    >>1739806
    >roleplaying
    >no ERP
    I am disappoint, MLPG.
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)15:57 No.1739850
    >>1739834
    >ERP
    >>>/bredditchan/
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)15:57 No.1739851
    >>1739763
    >>1739774
    >>1739782
    Goat raises the alert, waking up both Charlie and Max.
    He also takes out the Summoning Stone and writes the name of Celaire in the dirt.
    >PRAISE THE SUN
    The Timber Wolf is dazed by the brilliance of Celaire as he steps out of a golden portal. His armour is patched and he has a golden glow about him. He wields a sword and stands ready to help you.

    You have initiative.
    You do not know the Timber Wolf's weakness.
    Attack anyway / Ask Celaire if he knows more?
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)15:58 No.1739867
    >>1739851
    I ask Celaire if he knows more about timberwolves
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)15:58 No.1739877
    >>1739851
    Did I hide?
    Roll to sing the song of +3 ATK to teammates
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)15:59 No.1739888
    >>1739795
    We're doing some pseudo D&D.
    Wanna join in? I can introduce you into the story after this encounter.

    General info can be found from here: >>1736925
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)15:59 No.1739898
    >>1739851
    Ask Celaire for advice. Is our fire still burning?
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)16:00 No.1739905
    >>1739851
    Geez, that was rude. I'm awake now I guess (weaken).
    I'll hold the beast off while you guys get some answers outta Celaire.
    >> C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C--COMBO BREAKER 05/05/12(Sat)16:01 No.1739919
    I'm gonna make a new horse
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)16:04 No.1739996
    >>1739877
    Farticuss is hidden. His anal aria bolsters everyone's will to battle
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1BCfjbne3s
    >>1739905
    Max holds his ground. Being somewhat groggy his guard is less than perfect and he gets slapped around somewhat, but is not critically wounded.
    >>1739898
    >>1739867
    Celaire tells you a Timber Wolf, being close to an Ent or Wood Golem, cannot bleed and is not easy to crush or puncture, but can be cut with heavy weapons and is very flammable.
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)16:06 No.1740031
    >>1739996
    If our fire is still burning, I attempt to pick one of the logs up and use it as a torch to frighten the creature. Strike it with said torch if it attacks.
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)16:06 No.1740034
    >>1739996
    I cast an aura of defense and attack the timberwolf with a burning stick I take out of the campfire
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)16:07 No.1740049
    >>1739996
    I do nothing useful except sing some more songs
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)16:08 No.1740085
    >>1739996
    Well, my fightan' sword is heavy enough. Roll for effectiveness from the cuts that I've made to the Timber Wolf.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)16:11 No.1740124
    >>1739919
    There's already a new horse up and in use over here.
    >>1736964

    This thread's been long abandoned by all but these pseudo-D&Ders.
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)16:11 No.1740125
    >>1740049
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy1WJxrmxfk#t=0m11s Fucking bards
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)16:12 No.1740157
    >>1740125
    ohoho i get it
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)16:13 No.1740176
    >>1740031
    >>1740034
    You rush to aid Max, flanking the Timber Wolf. It is visibly terrified by the flame, and takes some steps back.
    >>1740085
    As the wolf takes a step away, Max strikes it with his blade. The heavy blow snaps one of the Timber Wolf's forelegs into splinters. It limps momentarily, judging it's chances against such odds.
    >>1740049
    Farticus' songs do nothing particularly useful.

    Celaire also picks up a flaming stick and circles around the wolf. The Timber Wolf is now wounded and trapped. It seems frightened.
    Finish it off?
    Let it flee?
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)16:14 No.1740197
    >>1740176
    Fart on it, so its parents abandon it.
    And then let it flee
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)16:14 No.1740204
    >>1740176
    I let it flee and then do a victory dance
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)16:15 No.1740205
    >>1740124
    And that one just capped too, so current one's now this one.
    >>1740118
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)16:16 No.1740241
    >>1740176
    I guess I'll let it flee, for now.
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)16:16 No.1740253
    >>1740176
    Finish it off. a Wounded wolf is useless in the wild.
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)16:18 No.1740291
    >>1740253
    Still, whichever pack of Timber Wolves that thing came from, if we finish it off, they'll know one of their kind is missing and will start to search for it.
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)16:23 No.1740378
    Just got message from uni. Internet is going dowwn for about one hour for amintenence. Will be back ASAP
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)16:23 No.1740379
    >>1740197
    >>1740204
    >>1740241
    >>1740253
    >>1740291
    The party convinces Charlie to stay his blade and let the Timber Wolf flee. It limps off into the darkness.
    As you return to camp you investigate the severed leg. A sword decorated with softly glowing runes is stuck in it, most likely it was the weapon of a past adventurer who faced the same wolf and lost his life.
    As per earlier agreement, Max keeps it.
    Celaire returns to his portal and vanishes, promising to help in the future if called upon.
    The party rests for what remains of the night, and in the morning all are feeling decently well.
    The Witch can now walk on his own.
    Max is too tired to carry him.

    According to the map, the foot of Boiling Peak should be just upstream from here.
    Head straight there?
    Take a detour to avoid possible ambushes?
    Other?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)16:25 No.1740409
    >>1740379
    I say we should take a detour, we really couldn't use more ambushes.
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)16:25 No.1740424
    >>1740379
    Detour
    My ass will still guide the way, light or no.
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)16:26 No.1740445
    >>1740379
    >>1740409
    I'll have to agree, let's take a detour. Also I try to identify the new sword that I've obtained
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)16:29 No.1740481
    >>1740409
    FUCK
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)16:31 No.1740534
    >>1740409
    >>1740424
    >>1740445
    The party treks on into the woods, avoiding the main path. It seems to have become more beaten the closer you get to the mountain foothills.
    Max manages to read the runes on the sword. It seems to have belonged to an earth pony smith-knight who despised magic. Chances are it has anti-magic properties.
    As you draw closer to the mountain, the Witch starts to get restless.
    You can also hear some movement and even feint voices in the distance.
    Looking up above you can now see Boiling Peak. It lives up to its name, a large purple plume of steam rising from it.

    Proceed with caution?
    Set up a trap?
    Other?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)16:32 No.1740566
    >>1740534
    Sing the loudest song known to man to announce our arrival, of course.
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)16:33 No.1740576
    >>1740566
    Whoops
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)16:35 No.1740603
    >>1740534
    Proceed with caution seems to be the best deci-

    >>1740566
    we're screwed, leg it!
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)16:36 No.1740615
    >>1740534
    Proceed with caution, we don't need any more fights right now
    >>1740566
    Tell farticus to fuck himself with a rake
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)16:36 No.1740633
    >>1740615
    NOFUCKYOU
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)16:38 No.1740661
    >>1740566
    >>1740603
    >>1740615
    66 > 15 > 3
    Farticus has revealed his position. The Witch begins laughing madly. You can hear a patrol coming your way.

    WHAT DO YOU DO?
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)16:40 No.1740689
    >>1740661
    Sit tight
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)16:40 No.1740696
    >>1740661
    And to set the mood
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EovgoaV-Iws#t=11s
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)16:40 No.1740707
    >>1740661
    Get the fuck away and find a hiding spot.
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)16:41 No.1740712
    >>1740661
    Grab the witch along and find a spot to hide while forcefully gagging him with the wolf pelts.
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)16:41 No.1740729
    >>1740707
    >>1740712
    We gon die
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)16:42 No.1740749
    >>1740729
    but I like being alive ;_;
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)16:43 No.1740760
    >>1740749
    your welcom
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)16:43 No.1740764
    >>1740729
    >>1740749
    >>1740760
    we ded
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)16:44 No.1740779
    Also
    Cast song if invincibility on myself
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)16:44 No.1740785
    >>1740689
    >>1740707
    >>1740712
    Farticus stays put as the others drag The Witch into the nearby bushes and gag him.
    The patrol consists of three unicorns, wearing similar ragged robes as The Witch you caught earlier.
    They surround Farticus.
    >INTRUDER! WHAT IS YOUR BUSINESS HERE?
    >SPEAK NOW OR DIE.
    Farticus: Bluff? Attack? Flee? Surrender? Other?
    Party: Bide time? Attack? Other?
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)16:45 No.1740797
    >>1740785
    Cast an aura of go fuck yourself, patrol and charge them.
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)16:45 No.1740805
    >>1740785
    >>1740779
    forget this

    Bluff
    I'm sorry my good friends, I am lost
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)16:46 No.1740825
    >>1740805
    inb4 i get shanked
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)16:46 No.1740838
    >>1740785
    >>1740797
    Ah fuck it, I assist Goat!
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)16:51 No.1740933
    >>1740805
    >05...
    >>1740797
    >97!
    >>1740838
    >38
    Farticus attempts to make some flimsy excuse as to why he is here but the patrol does not buy it at all. As they prepare to tare him apart, Goat storm out of the bushes. Taken completely by surprise, the first of the three unicorns doesn't even have time to react before he is crushed by a mighty body slam.
    As the other two scramble to keep the situation under control, Max leaps out and strikes another one. The two unicorns, knowing they are outnumbered, attempt to cast a shield spell to keep themselves safe, but the Anti Magic Blade passes through as if it were nothing, beheading the duo in one heroic sweep.

    As you return to the bushes you realize that in your hurry, The Witch escaped. He is still injured though, so he can't be far.

    Added to inventory:
    THREE WITCH ROBES

    Find The Witch?
    Sneak in in disguise?
    Other?
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)16:52 No.1740957
    >>1740933
    Go and find the witch
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)16:52 No.1740961
    >>1740933
    I'll take the risk of sneaking
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)16:54 No.1740992
    >>1740933
    Wear the disguise and find the witch.
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)16:58 No.1741080
    >>1740957
    >>1740961
    >>1740992
    You put on the disguises and follow the bent grass and disturbed foliage to find The Witch.
    You see him talking to another patrol. He tells them that there are intruders, but he doesn't seem to know you are in disguise now. This patrol is larger than the last, so attacking it is not a good plan. However this new info assures you that as long as the disguises hold up, you can sneak around freely in the area.

    There is a main gate, a smaller side gate probably used for garbage disposal and the like, and a part of the outer wall seems to be under repair after taking damage from an unknown source. You assume this is the Witch Coven HQ.

    How do you proceed?
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)17:02 No.1741146
    >>1741080
    I think we should go through the side gate and somehow get more information on that place.
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)17:02 No.1741149
    >>1741080
    Investigate the smaller side gate for clues regarding the living conditions of the witches. Try to act nonchalant.
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)17:04 No.1741209
    >>1741080
    I personally walk right through the main gate, giving 0 fucks.
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)17:14 No.1741396
    >>1741080
    Internet's back up. Have I been killed off or can I jump back in?
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)17:14 No.1741398
    >>1741209
    Brave Farticus waves farewell to his comrades, accepting his suicide mission. He proceeds to the main gate farting up a jolly tune, and when questioned leaps over the entire wall with his wings, laughing as he goes.
    All the guards raise an alarm and focus their attention on him. The path is now open.
    >>1741146
    >>1741149
    With Farticus facilitating a flatulent distraction, the two of you sneak in through the now unguarded side gate.
    The Witch Fort is mostly a shanty town within a wooden wall. It seems to mostly exist as a means to block small raid forces from reaching the mountain.
    You see many run down houses and huts, a cave carved into the mountainside, and a massive staircase leading up towards the peak.

    Farticus, you have 100 HP left. Each one of our posts will deplete that HP pool.
    Your mission is yo buy time for the others now.

    The rest of you, find the Matriarch and stop her before she can complete her plans.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)17:15 No.1741432
    >>1741396
    Charlie is inside the gates too, alongside Goat and Max. He is also disguised, using the robe Farticus left behind.
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)17:16 No.1741457
    >>1741398
    "RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES" IN FART MAJOR
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)17:17 No.1741471
    >>1741398
    >that song
    Hell yeah, I hope you gentlemen are ready to do this. Up the stairs!
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)17:17 No.1741473
    >>1741398
    I run up the staircase, looking for the temple the witch was speaking about
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)17:18 No.1741501
    >>1741398
    Up ze stairs.
    Song ;_;7
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)17:26 No.1741677
    >>1741457
    Farticus strains his body to pull off one final performance. A true swansong. The heavens themselves split as he loops and dives around the courtyard. Dozens of unicorns rain bolts of magic at him, dozens more try to grasp him out of the air. Their blows rain heavy, but Farticus holds his own.

    He is down to 43HP.

    >>1741471
    >>1741473
    >>1741501
    With chaos and confusion reigning in the courtyard, the trio acts natural and moves to the stairs. A few more witches charge down the stairs to join the battle, but they pay no attention to our sneaky heroes.
    As you ascend the seemingly endless steps you can see Farticus fighting for his life down below.
    Up above you see a larger hovel adorned with runes and magical trinkets. The matriarch must be nearby.

    Press on?
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)17:29 No.1741744
    >>1741677
    Continue running until we hit the hovel.
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)17:29 No.1741745
    >>1741677
    Onwards!
    Don't fail us, Farticus ;_;
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)17:31 No.1741772
    >>1741677
    Can the cleric try to aim a spell at our ally? If not continue onwards, praying that my rain god gives him a heroic death in the rain.
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)17:31 No.1741790
    >>1741772
    >water/rain god
    CONTINUITYIS4GAYLORDS
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)17:33 No.1741832
    >>1741772
    Cleric's back in town bro.
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)17:34 No.1741850
    >>1741772
    Cleric ded
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)17:34 No.1741860
    >>1741832
    >>1741850
    Daw fuck. Carry on then.
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)17:44 No.1742059
    >>1741744
    >>1741745
    >>1741772
    Had the good cleric not left to tend to the needs of Celaire, Farticus might still have hope. Alas, now his fate is all but sealed.
    However, the gods answer those who are worthy. Befitting the heroic sacrifice of a pegasus, son of the great race of cloudshapers and masters of weather, dark clouds gather overhead. In a mighty storm as mighty as it is sudden, great bolts of lightning illuminate the bloodied silhouette of Farticus, the gassiest of the Pegasi. In his final moments he raises his gaze to the skies and sees his comrades have reached their goal.
    Knowing his sacrifice may well have saved the entire land, Farticus closes his eyes and embraces his end. His wings are tattered and his eyes bloodied. His body long since taken beyond what it can survive. In a final effort to do all he can he calls upon what strength he has and slams into the largest group of witches he can see.
    Amidst the chaos and destruction, the witches rush to look for survivors, and the party enters the Matriarch's hovel.

    Inside there are tomes, relics, totems and potions. Long incantations are scrawled on the walls and ceilings. A smell of death, fear and decay can be sensed from deeper within. It seems the hovel is linked to the crater itself.

    Study hovel?
    Proceed to crater?
    Summon Celaire?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8uyOyGaY2I
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)17:46 No.1742113
    >>1742059
    ;_;
    Look around the hovel
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)17:47 No.1742138
    >>1742113
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)17:47 No.1742154
    >>1742059
    Holy shit I'm getting >feels
    Investigate the hovel for further clues regarding the Matriarch, if any that is.
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)17:48 No.1742174
    >>1742059
    Search hovel.
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)17:57 No.1742375
    >>1742113
    >>1742154
    >>1742174
    As you search the hovel, going through the texts and studying the imagery, you begin to see certain repeating elements.
    There are many different drawings, paintings and illustrations, some visibly centuries older than others, by dozens of different artists, yet for all their styles and ages, they all depict the same thing - an amorphous mass engulfing the land. This theme repeats in the writings. A corruption of the elements - a tainted water born of fire that will destroy the land and air. It is now clear why the Water God seemed to involve himself so freely on this journey.
    Whatever it is the Matriarch seeks to summon, it is ancient and destructive beyond your understanding. Possibly some form of tainted primordial elemental.

    You can hear three voices coming from the crater, an old mare and two younger ones. The old one must be the Matriarch. She sounds very angry.
    It would be wise to do what preparations you need now before engaging her in battle.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvqyR3BG24s
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)18:00 No.1742434
    >>1742375
    I quickly grab something to eat from our supplies and wait for the others to get ready
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)18:01 No.1742456
    >>1742375
    I suggest that we summon Celaire.I also inform the party if need be I should probably be the first to sacrifice himself or be bait, as I've taken a sip from the tainted water. Upon the Sun champion's arrival I ask him if my fears are unfounded.
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)18:02 No.1742479
    >>1742375
    Check our current inventory, also since they haven't noticed us, summon Celaire and see if he can be any assist to us.
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)18:05 No.1742556
    Also this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=71heHLDXmKo
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)18:12 No.1742690
    >>1742434
    >>1742456
    >>1742479
    You lay open your inventory
    It contains
    30 feet of rope
    Some food
    A map
    Some personal items
    The Summoning Stone
    The rest has been used up.

    As Goat eats what remains of your rations, Charlie and Max proceed to summon Celaire.
    Celaire makes a few rounds around the hovel and observes his surroundings. His expression reveals deep concern with notable hints of outright fear. Yet he keeps his tone as calm as ever.
    He assures Charlie the tainted water will not necessarily be his downfall, and may indeed prove to be the very opposite. Between his consumption of the water and close connection to the Water God, he may prove instrumental indeed in the coming battle.
    Celaire tells that he did his own studies before departing on this quest. He knows the Matriarch is usually guarded by her two daughters. Neither of the two are particularly powerful unicorns, but they are mean and one is quite bulky. The Matriarch herself is an old crone but a very powerful spellcaster.
    Before heading for the crater alter, Celaire says a final prayer for the fallen pegasus.
    >The sun shines brighter for each who falls serving it. Fly free now, winged brother. Fly and be one with the sun. Praise be to the fallen, and praise be to the sun.

    Are you ready to proceed?
    >>1742556
    Guess who just earned a bonus. Well picked.
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)18:14 No.1742725
    >>1742690
    FUCK ;_;
    Ready.
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)18:16 No.1742767
    >>1742690
    Better grab a bite so that I don't go hungry in the midst of battle.

    Right, I guess I'm ready!
    Thanks Farticus ;_;
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)18:20 No.1742845
    >>1742690
    Farticus is in a less water-poisoned place ;_;
    Say a prayer to the water god to aid in me in the upcoming battle so that I may visit the seas and enjoy the rain once more. Take the rope and tie it into a lasso in preparation for upcoming battle.
    MAD LOOT
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)18:33 No.1743094
    >>1742725
    >>1742767
    >>1742845
    You proceed to the altar poised at the edge of Boiling Peak's crater.
    The storm still rages above, illuminating the scenery with rapid lightning strikes. As you gaze into the crater you see it is filled with tainted water like the river, only far worse. It is heavily discoloured and only semi-liquid. Worst of all, it appears to be moving according to it's own will.

    At the other end of the crater you see three unicorns.
    Of the two younger ones, one is tall and stick-thin, the other short and fat. Both are female, and are talking to the third, older one.
    The Matriarch is a bloated and seemingly ancient mare, her features resembling rotten wood more than skin and flesh. She is furious, as the storm seems to be interfering with her spell. She is also missing a key reagent - a blood sacrifice.
    Seeing you arrive, she grins and orders her daughters to attack. If they can cast one of you into the pit for the ritual to be complete, she won't use them instead.

    As you brace to take the witches on, a massive bolt of lightning strikes one of the large rocky outcrops on the crater edges. A jagged but incredibly smooth shard lands at the feet of Charlie. It seems the Water God has sent him a gift with which to fight this final foe.

    The Matriarch is located directly opposite of you, at the other edge of the crater.
    The thin sister is coming at you on the left
    The fat one on the right

    Celaire charges the fat sister, screaming dedications to the sun he so adores as he goes. A bolt of magic from the Fat Witch strikes him in the side of the face, but he ignores the pain.

    You have initiative.
    What do you do?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX51T-EipOo
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)18:33 No.1743096
    your welcom
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)18:37 No.1743150
    >>1743094
    I charge the thin sister, hoping to take her out quickly
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)18:37 No.1743155
    >>1743094
    PRAISE THE GODS
    I equip the new-found shard and attempt to sidestep the fat sister and injure her legs in a running sweep.
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)18:37 No.1743161
    >>1743094
    I'll take on the fat one!

    I just hope I get lucky with the runic sword.
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)18:46 No.1743285
    >>1743150
    Goat is stuck in battle with the Thin Witch
    The Hammer of the Sun proves most effective here, smashing her skinny bones. She topples, but the Matriarch lifts her body up from afar.
    "NO SPAWN OF MINE WILL GO DOWN THAT EASILY. BITE IT AND KEEP FIGHTING!" she screams.
    >>1743155
    >>1743161
    With her attention drawn to Celaire, the Fat Witch has little hope in a three on one battle. Her corpulent thigh is cut deep but she remains upright, yet the distracting pain causes her to lose focus, leaving her open for a killing blow with the Rune Sword.
    As the Fat Witch falls over dead, the Matriarch shrieks in rage.
    "IF YOU WORTHLESS SCUM CANNOT EVEN THROW ONE PONY OFF A CLIFF, I WILL SIMPLY USE YOU INSTEAD" she yells as she magically hurls the Thin Witch over the edge.

    Luckily, you had the foresight to make a lasso, and you catch the intended sacrifice before she can become the final reagent in the ritual.
    With life escaping her broken body, she whispers: I'm sorry Hydia...

    Nothing stands between you and the Matriarch now.
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)18:51 No.1743367
    >>1743285
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2hRTLdvdnk&feature=related
    I try to strike the witch again, hoping to kill her with this blow
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)18:52 No.1743381
    >>1743285
    Well, what are we waiting for, gentlemen? It's been fun fighting along you guys.

    GO FOR BROKE! (attacking the Matriarch)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViZxYFc7EgQ
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)18:53 No.1743389
    >>1743285
    I yell that we charge from different directions. I aim directly FOR THE HORN with my weapon in attempt to silence her foul magics.
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)19:01 No.1743540
    >>1743367
    The killing blow lands on the Thin Witch.
    >>1743381
    >>1743389
    As the body falls limp, you all charge the Matriarch. The seconds it takes to reach her feel like hours as you watch her stern expression twist through surprise to fear and further to sorrow and finally pure rage.
    A mother that has seen her own children die before her eyes.
    A sorcerer and believer whose life's work and object of devotion hangs in the balance.
    And a rat trapped in a corner.
    She is all this and more.
    Exhibiting remarkable power, she tears large chunks of rock from the crater walls and uses them to make floating platforms for her to stand on. She flees to the center of the crater and begins to attack.

    Celaire leaps onto the platforms, hopping from one to another as the Matriarch plunges them down from under him. With a mad glow in his eyes, Celaire plunges his blade into the matriarch, only to realize it had seemingly no effect on the crone. Moments later he ragdolls through the air as the matriarch retaliates, sending him crashing into the outer wall, his sword still stuck in her flank.

    Celaire gasps for breath.
    P-praise the... sun.
    It's go time.

    Roll for initiative.
    Score to beat: My roll.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViZxYFc7EgQ
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)19:04 No.1743589
    >>1743540
    CHARGE
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)19:05 No.1743595
    >>1743540
    ONWARDS
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)19:09 No.1743670
    >>1743540
    FUCK EVERYTHING
    With resolve I attempt to jump to the main platform, cursing the fact that I lack any ranged weaponry. May there be no mercy for those who betray the Sun and Water!
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)19:15 No.1743771
    >>1743389
    >>1743589
    >>1743595
    >>1743670
    You charge the Matriarch from different sides. With Celaire's sword in her, she can't move to dodge you.

    The Hammer of the Sun strikes the sword's hilt, striking it deeper like a nail of righteous fury.

    The Rune Sword manages to deflect her retaliation spell, and cut deep into her chest, dropping her do her knees.

    And finally, the God Shard striker her horn, and in a brilliant flash conducts the fury of the sun and storm through it into the Matriarch, shattering her horn.
    With her horn gone and her body so damaged, she can no longer maintain her spells. You barely make it off the floating rocks before they fall into the boiling crater below.

    As you go to Celaire's side, you hear a shrieking laughter. The Matriarch is trying to drown herself in a desperate attempt to become the final sacrifice needed by her spell.

    Gloat?
    Panic?
    Other?
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 05/05/12(Sat)19:16 No.1743783
    You guys should move onto the next thread.

    >>1736964
    >>1736964
    >>1736964

    This thread isn't long for this world.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)19:16 No.1743798
    >>1743783
    Alright, thanks.
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)19:17 No.1743810
    >>1743771
    We have to stop her.
    >>1743771
    >>1743798
    Move actions to next thread?
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)19:17 No.1743817
    >>1743783
    Neither are we, lord Leth.
    But if we fail to resolve things here, we will move.
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)19:18 No.1743836
    >>1743771
    Panic and rush to the matriarch to stop her.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)19:18 No.1743837
    >>1743783
    >>1743817
    Yeah, it seems like we're nearing the end, but do we continue here or?
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)19:19 No.1743846
    >>1743837
    We can just move there if we 404 before this ends
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)19:20 No.1743859
    >>1743810
    >>1743836
    >>1743837
    I will give you a chance to come up with a solution.
    Celaire is down and unable to help. You are on your own.
    Let's see some creative solutions.
    I'd hate to do another BAD END
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)19:20 No.1743863
    >>1743771
    >>1743836
    Regardless, I doubt we can pull her bloated body up by ourselves, plus the water is boiling. Attempt to retrieve the lasso, And have all three of us try to pull her out.
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)19:21 No.1743866
    >>1743771
    Do we still have that lasso? If so, use it to grapple her away from the boiling crater, if not, well SHIT. Attempt to stop her in any way.
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)19:22 No.1743887
    >>1743863
    >>1743866
    This seems like the best solution
    >> Raisin 05/05/12(Sat)19:23 No.1743904
    Come on guys, you can do this.

    If I can, you can.
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)19:23 No.1743906
    >>1743863
    Also, since the source of the foul magics is gone, attempt to see if the water god can try and puify this water before it's too late.
    >Realizing my entire options this game were PRAY TO THE GODS, AIM FOR THE LEGS
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)19:32 No.1744043
    >>1743887
    So we attempt to lasso the old hag.

    >>1743904
    Those last few actions were absolutely terrifying. Totally worth my night though.
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)19:32 No.1744044
    >>1743863
    >>1743866
    >>1743887
    You throw the lasso into the crater and land it around the Matriarch's neck. With all three of you pulling with all your might against the flailing crone, you manage to snap her neck before the tainted water can claim her.
    You have denied the final sacrifice, and the ritual is a failure.
    As the skies begin to clear up the boiling crater slowly calms down, a bloated carcass slowly bobbing up and down near the center.

    A loud commotion is heard down below. The remaining Witches are engaged in battle with a large group of Royal Guards. You spot Bardigiano the Cleric among them. Though a bit late, he returned with help once he saw the storms gather.
    As you consult him and other healers about Celaire, the Sun Knight interrupts the worried talks. All he wishes is to be kept alive for long enough to praise the sun princess in person.
    The trip is long but news travels fast. As you rest in the same town Celaire was taken to when you first met, an important visitor is on her way.
    That morning Celaire is indeed greeted by the morning sun in person. Though he barely lives past noon, his eyes proved he wanted nothing more from life.

    For your deeds, you are rewarded two balloons
    GOOD END

    Alterntive BAD END: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CnOysetlQw
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)19:35 No.1744101
    >>1744044
    ;_;
    >two balloons
    Next time you do something like this make us fight the zebra king
    Anyways, this shit was fun.
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)19:36 No.1744127
    >>1744044
    I AM PLEASED. The balloons are more than enough for our heroic deeds.

    I had fun. Thanks for the quest!
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)19:36 No.1744129
    >>1744044
    Awww yeah. Damn, that was fun. Will you be planning to do stuff like this again soon?

    >that alternate bad ending
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)19:36 No.1744131
    >>1744101
    Zebra King was going to appear in the previous one, but it ended with a BAD END so we never got to meet him.

    I might do more of these if people like them.
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)19:38 No.1744158
    >>1744127
    Haha yeah, can't believe we spent like 6 hours on this.
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)19:38 No.1744167
    >>1744158
    >6 hours
    Fuck, really?
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)19:39 No.1744192
    >>1744127
    >>1744129
    >>1744158
    >>1744167
    Glad to see my players had fun.
    I wonder if we had any lurkers?

    I just gotta ask - how soon did you figure out I was referencing the G1 movie?
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)19:40 No.1744202
    >>1744192
    The instant you mentioned the two sisters
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)19:41 No.1744215
    >>1744192

    Lurker reporting, was here from start till finish.
    >> Charlie Rogue 05/05/12(Sat)19:41 No.1744227
    >>1744158
    >>1744167
    Oh lawdy. Good Saturday all in all.
    >>1744192
    I had an inkling when I drank from the water. Two sisters confirmed it. Glad we had a sunbro in it though.
    >> Max 05/05/12(Sat)19:42 No.1744239
    >>1744192
    I haven't watched the movie, so I really had no idea.

    Well, going off now, thanks a ton again, DM!
    >> Farticus 05/05/12(Sat)19:42 No.1744241
    >>1744192
    it was great
    until i died then it got pretty good
    >> Goat 05/05/12(Sat)19:43 No.1744264
    >>1744241
    >Going on a suicide mission while playing ride of the valkyries with your butt
    >Expecting not to die
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)19:43 No.1744267
    >>1744241
    You shall live on in our hearts and our nostrils.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)19:45 No.1744315
    Anyways, thanks for the quest, it was fun
    I'm leaving now
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)19:45 No.1744316
    >>1744215
    Next time you should play too.
    >>1744202
    >>1744227
    >>1744239
    I was afraid I gave it out right off the bat with the witch coven, or latest at the river.
    >>1744241
    You are the most suicidal player I've ever had. I couldn't deus ex machina hard enough to save you a third time in a row.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)19:45 No.1744329
    >>1744316
    Least I went out in the most badass way possible
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)19:46 No.1744349
    >>1744315
    >>1744316
    Heading out too. Thanks for the game!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)19:47 No.1744357
    >>1744239
    Hopefully DM will be around in 12-15 hours from now

    >>1744329
    Hahah, damn right bro. It was fun with you guys!


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