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    410 KB MLP General Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 05/05/12(Sat)03:10 No.1731119  
    NEW HORSE

    Dead Horse: >>1728956

    This thread brought to you by: shipping.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:11 No.1731129
    VGTG
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:11 No.1731132
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    What kind of horse is this?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:11 No.1731133
    >>1731044
    http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/its-dangerous-business-going-out-your.html

    This is a good read for the summer.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:11 No.1731136
    >Shipping
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:11 No.1731142
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    Do you guys have favorite vector art that's not traced from the show?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:11 No.1731144
    I don't want to like ponies anymore
    I want to be normal again
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:12 No.1731145
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    >>1731132

    The non-meta kind, hopefully.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:12 No.1731146
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:12 No.1731158
    >>1731133
    I read it in one day
    that was a good day
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:12 No.1731164
    >>1731133
    A good read for the summer would be Fallout Equestria. That thing is the The Wheel of Time series of fanfiction.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:13 No.1731165
    >>1731044
    I have a least favorite fanfiction.

    >Read the premise for the conversion bureau stories
    >humanity being replaced by an inferior species because "lol we suck"
    >misanthropy everywhere
    >WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THIS
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:13 No.1731169
    >>1731133

    >AJ in dragoon armor

    I don't think I'll bother.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:13 No.1731170
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    >>1731119
    Oh man!
    Is it that time again?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:13 No.1731173
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    >>1731133
    >> Art-Anon !!t4lXIDxagHl 05/05/12(Sat)03:13 No.1731176
    >>1730998

    I haven't tried running procaster yet - fiddling with my computer a little bit.

    Gimme a sec.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:13 No.1731177
    >>1731164
    Except It's A Dangerous Business is good and Fallout Equestria is a waste of time.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:13 No.1731181
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    >>1731146
    I can't sleep so I'm drawing this.
    >> DFG 05/05/12(Sat)03:13 No.1731184
    >>1731146
    Fuck off batman, I'm doing what i can.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:13 No.1731185
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    >>1731170
    It's that time again.

    What? I think it's cute. Please don't hate me...
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:14 No.1731189
    >>1731146
    >See this thread on /co/
    >...Eh, it's 3 am. I'll just glance at the new horse and...
    >FUUUUUUUU

    Taking a request to be done in flockdraw. Room: mlp
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:14 No.1731193
    >>1731137
    I didn't honestly think him all that bad, I'm beginning to think the whole attention thing is kinda over reacting...
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:14 No.1731195
    >>1731169
    You talkin shit about my waifu AND my favorite class?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:14 No.1731197
    >>1731177
    >LOTR with pones
    no
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:14 No.1731201
    >>1731185
    I like it in the past but im full twidash fag now.
    thank you TAW.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:14 No.1731202
    >>1731164
    Oh god, Wheel of Time.
    I'm probably going to die before I read it all.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:14 No.1731205
    >>1731158
    Well for me it took a while longer, though I was going on a trip at the time, so reading time was limited and had to hide power levels
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:14 No.1731209
    >>1731146
    I spent six hours painting you asshole.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:15 No.1731210
    >>1731193
    please don't bring this into the current thread, you have a dead thread to discuss this in
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:15 No.1731213
    >>1731208
    2SLOW
    but I forgive you, Leth
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:15 No.1731214
    I trained myself to not want to fuck ponies.

    Now I can only get chubbies instead of boners. Feels somewhat better than before, man.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:15 No.1731218
    >>1731181

    >Artificer/Sorcerer vs Unicorn

    Woah man.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:15 No.1731220
    >>1731197
    >LOTR with ponies

    That's wildly inaccurate
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:15 No.1731224
    >>1731214
    Whats the lesson of Lord of war anon?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:15 No.1731225
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    >>1731201
    I like twidash too
    am I the only shipping idort?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:16 No.1731229
    >>1731193
    I'm the guy who posted that post you quoted. Don't fucking bring this into the current general. Keep it in the dead horse please and thank you.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:16 No.1731230
    >>1731220
    sorry
    >LOTR ripoff
    As quoted from the author
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:16 No.1731234
    >>1731225
    idort?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:17 No.1731237
    >>1731156
    Three days ago?
    Pinkie Pie
    Today?
    Rumble
    I fapped so hard in the shower to him that I gave myself a headache
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:17 No.1731244
    >>1731129

    [VGN]
    [VGTG]
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:17 No.1731245
    >>1731229
    I do what I want faggort, I'm anon.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:17 No.1731248
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    >>1731208
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:17 No.1731249
    >>1731197
    What's wrong with it having LOTR themes in it? LOTR is based on friendship and companionship. And it's not like it's a blatant rip off, Jetfire just takes the general idea of Tolkien'sworld, and adds his own creative flare to it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:17 No.1731254
    >>1731225
    Shipping is fucking queer you faggot, kill yourself.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:17 No.1731256
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    >>1731234
    Yes.
    I see the potential for cuteness in all ships. People who argue about shipping like it actually matters just strike me as silly. I just like seeing cute ponies being happy together.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:18 No.1731258
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    Shit, I haven't drawn anything in awhile. I really should start picking up the pace but I have so uncreative with my ideas.

    Anyway, just dropping off a random sketch of Rainbow Dash Crashing after some completely ridiculous stunt I decided to do. I might repost it later tomorrow or something.
    >> DFG 05/05/12(Sat)03:18 No.1731260
    >>1731244
    VGTB
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:18 No.1731261
    >>1731225
    i've been into twidash since reading all those TAW fics

    unf
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:18 No.1731262
    >>1731224
    There is none. Only suffering.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:18 No.1731268
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    >>1731225
    I like flutterdash as well
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:18 No.1731269
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    >>1731177
    >a waste of time

    Did you read the part about it being the The Wheel of Time series of fanfiction?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:18 No.1731271
    >>1731256
    No im asking what "idort" is.
    I think I only like two ships.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:18 No.1731273
    derpy is a very ugly pony
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:18 No.1731275
    i miss ross
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:18 No.1731276
    >>1731230
    >plot is finding a cure for Twilight's illness

    The plot doesn't resemble LOTR's. Could you elaborate?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:18 No.1731278
    >>1731256
    I like cute ponies being happy together as friends. But I don't mind people who ship. It just isn't my thing personally.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:18 No.1731279
    >>1731245
    Fuck you then I even said please and thank you...big jerkface
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:19 No.1731280
    >>1731258
    >that wing

    10/10
    Great job.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:19 No.1731283
    >>1731230
    >Taking self depreciation seriously

    They ponies go on an adventure to a far off land, that's pretty much where the similarities end.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:19 No.1731285
    >>1731276
    As quoted from fucking jetfire
    No, I can't elaborate, idiot.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:19 No.1731286
    >>1731256
    would you polygamy a pone
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:19 No.1731287
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    >>1731268
    I blame s2
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:19 No.1731288
    >>1731260

    [VGN]
    [VGTG]
    [VGS]
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:19 No.1731289
    >>1731245
    be courteous and take this to the old thread
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:19 No.1731291
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    >>1731273
    YOU'RE A STUPID FAGGOT
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:20 No.1731292
    >>1731276
    Elf queen
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:20 No.1731293
    >>1731245
    fuck yeah. I like that attitude
    tell these hallmonitor faggots to stop being so anal
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:20 No.1731294
    >>1731237
    What about him got you so hot and bothered?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:20 No.1731295
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    >>1731286
    Is that even a question?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:20 No.1731296
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    well I don't think you can really hug campfire pony
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 05/05/12(Sat)03:20 No.1731298
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    >>1731258
    Dang. Looks good man.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:20 No.1731300
    >>1731249

    But MLP is a d&d-inspired world. While the two are similar in some ways, they're far from comparable.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:20 No.1731305
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    >>1731146
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:21 No.1731308
    >>1731292

    ... what. Like, humanoid elves?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:21 No.1731309
    >>1731288
    >going fast
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:21 No.1731313
    >>1731287
    Yeah
    Well
    Hurricane Shy gave me feels and they've been so cute together.

    I mean really when they take part in a duet I really can't not like them together
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:21 No.1731314
    >>1731276
    I have to agree, the theme of The Fellowship is present in Rarity, Applejack and Rainbow Dash journeying to a far off place. But that doesn't make it bad, he just borrows that idea.

    I just worry people will take it the wrong way when they hear 'rip-off'
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:21 No.1731316
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    Sorry it took so long, this was somewhat challenging.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:21 No.1731319
    >>1731296

    she can't control her heat-levels?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:22 No.1731323
    >>1731316
    Looks good RuBro, thanks!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:22 No.1731325
    >>1731294
    I... don't know
    I woke up and just had this desire to fap to the thought of slowly milking Rumble of all of his delicious pony semen, and so I have. Eight times yesterday, six today.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:22 No.1731326
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    >>1731296
    asbestos man could
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:22 No.1731328
    >>1731316
    d'awww
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:22 No.1731330
    >>1731308
    No, Deer Queen.

    She even goes Galadriel for a bit.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:22 No.1731332
    >>1731271
    Man, it's hard to believe there are people who don't know that comic.

    Long story short: idort is kind of an idiomatic slang for someone who has and/or supports separate companies/products/cooking shows/ships/etc.

    Comes from a /v/ comic about a guy with a ds meeting a guy with a psp and going on about how he should get a real system like a ds, psp guy says he has one, ds guy says lol no you dont you idort, psp guy whips out a ds, ds guy's head explodes

    It's a metaphor.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:22 No.1731334
    >>1731308
    deer elf queen angry scary voice
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:22 No.1731335
    >>1731316
    I like it, man! Good job
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:22 No.1731336
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    >>1731258

    Dude.

    Awesome job!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:23 No.1731339
    >>1731319

    I maintain that if you can cuddle Furnace Pony without having your flesh turned to bacon, you should be able to hug Campfire Pony.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:23 No.1731341
    >>1731316
    been a while since I added something to my Rubro folder
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:23 No.1731342
    >>1731316
    Nifty.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:23 No.1731343
    >>1731164
    >Fallout: Equestria
    Unf. I'll admit I have not read Dangerous Business and cannot pass judgement. I think I'll read it this weekend
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:23 No.1731344
    >>1731325
    but he's like

    tiny
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:23 No.1731348
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    >>1731300
    Worth mention both franchise is under Hasbro.

    >You are now imagining your favorite pony going through the event of the Mask of the Betrayer. How fuck is she?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:23 No.1731349
    >>1731300
    How exactly is MLP D&D-inspired?
    I've never played, so I'm not sure what you mean.
    Do you mean because of the fantasy monsters and stuff?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:23 No.1731350
    >>1731309

    >Being a Sandraker.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:24 No.1731353
    >>1731316
    Thank you for drawing my request man.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:24 No.1731354
    >>1731325
    The fuck man
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:24 No.1731356
    Where can I find an archive of Pony stories...with content not meant for younger audiences....?
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 05/05/12(Sat)03:24 No.1731358
    >>1731341
    Did you catch
    >>1729996
    ?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:24 No.1731359
    >>1731325
    >Masturbated eight times
    >One day
    >TO FUCKING A CARTOON COLT

    Oh god I just shot coffee out my nose dear god someone please help me
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:24 No.1731361
    >>1731339
    >you will never feed your bonfire pone woodchips as a snack as she rests her head in your lap, warming it
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:24 No.1731362
    >>1731313
    They were great together the whole season.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:24 No.1731364
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    >>1731165
    >conversion bureau
    >mfw reading it
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:25 No.1731368
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    >>1731316

    Nigga das kawaii.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:25 No.1731369
    >>1731339
    They work like ponyta in my head
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:25 No.1731370
    >>1731358
    Not him but I tought that was Rose.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:25 No.1731371
    >>1731358
    oh fuck, didn't know that was his. thanks Lethereal Pleasure
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:25 No.1731376
    >>1731344
    That's the best part. It would be easy to hold him down and wring him for all he's worth, feeling him struggle and finally go limp as he ejaculates wait what the fuck am I doing
    im so sorry dad
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:25 No.1731378
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    I think I'm finally done /):3(\
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:26 No.1731380
    >>1731325
    What does the thought of using his semen to make ice cream do to you? What about feeding him the ice cream with one hand and jerking him off with the other?
    >> Goretastic 05/05/12(Sat)03:26 No.1731383
    >>1731349

    Don't know if "D&D inspired" quite fits, but Hasbro does own Wizards of the Coast, so they can dick around however they please with the monsters in the show.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:26 No.1731388
    >>1731378
    Nice Rarity.
    >/):3(\
    Fucking kill yourself you worthless trash.
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 05/05/12(Sat)03:26 No.1731390
    >>1731370
    Nope.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:26 No.1731391
    >>1731376
    O_o
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:26 No.1731392
    >>1731369

    >only get hot when they want to

    Sounds good to me.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:27 No.1731395
    >>1731300
    What I mean with the comparison is that it's FAR more believable for ponys.

    Consider: Is it more intelligent and reasonable to combine LOTR, which goes on the premise of friendship, trials and the experience of the journey, very slightly with ponys, or Fallout, which vaguely touches on virtues and almost entirely on guns, death and sex, with ponys?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:27 No.1731397
    >>1731258
    Good job, Mon.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:28 No.1731399
    >>1731376

    He's a kid, dude. What is it with people who think prepubescent boys can ejaculate?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:28 No.1731400
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    >>1731268
    man I love that picture
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:28 No.1731402
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    >>1731348

    Twilight? She'd be fine.

    >>1731349

    Yeah, the monsters and the fact that Hasbro owns Wizards of the Coast.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:28 No.1731405
    >>1731391
    Greetings! I see you're new here.

    Please take a little while to get a feel for posting styles before making an ass our of yourself by posting stuff that's universally frowned upon around here.

    Thanks!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:28 No.1731408
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    >>1731378
    what the fuck is going on with her face

    it's like her eye is on the bridge thing of her nose thing im saying that her eye has rotated to the middle of her face oh god
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:28 No.1731409
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    >>1731348
    >Pinkie Pie
    >Ever fucked
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:28 No.1731411
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    >>1731391
    The next time you feel the need to post that horrible emoticon, post this picture instead.
    This is an imageboard. There's no need to express ourselves with "cleverly" arranged punctuation.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:28 No.1731413
    >>1731359
    >>1731359
    like that's so crazy, half these dorks break their d*cks daily to scooterloo and the white one

    baby cartoon animals are fucking scorching hot (to some ppl not to me)
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:28 No.1731414
    >>1731399

    My first orgasm, with ejaculate, was at 8 years old.

    Little boys can cum just fine.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:29 No.1731417
    >>1731397
    I'm actually surprised anyone remembers me. Considering I've only mentioned my name like twice.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:29 No.1731418
    >>1731395
    Well, that not even the right premise for Fallout. Geez FO:E screw things up on putting the wrong view of Fallout.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:29 No.1731420
    >>1731405
    >>1731411
    o_O
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:29 No.1731422
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    >>1731409
    She was last night, dohohoho
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:29 No.1731425
    >>1731399
    It gets them off. I'm sure that you have fetishes that are physically impossible as well.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:29 No.1731426
    >>1731391
    Get lost faggot.

    >>1731405
    No, don't warn the faggot, tell it to go lurk more.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:29 No.1731427
    >>1731418
    Its because that writer only play fo3.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:29 No.1731428
    >>1731378
    You need to define that snout a little better there, bro.

    Other wise, it's pretty cool.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:29 No.1731429
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    >>1731146
    Fuck that it's lazy time.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:29 No.1731432
    >>1731380
    I saw that posted last night
    I could probably just rub my dick against a dish towel and ejaculate to it that's how much I liked it.

    >>1731399
    Shut up. Shut up shut up shut up shut up.
    also I've been fapping since I was at least nine so fuck you
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:29 No.1731436
    >>1731413
    >ppl
    YOU PEOPLE JUST DON'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT TONIGHT, DO YOU?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:30 No.1731438
    >>1731427
    Did she actually admit to that?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:30 No.1731439
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    >>1731429
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:30 No.1731440
    >>1731426
    That's what I did in more words.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:30 No.1731441
    >>1731316
    You fucking suck, go die.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:30 No.1731443
    >>1731438
    The fuck I know, I never talk to her but is obvious.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:30 No.1731444
    >>1731429
    SB have you ever drawn porn of your OC?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:30 No.1731447
    >>1731432
    O_O
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:30 No.1731448
    >>1731422
    His torso is crushing her other leg

    and her other leg is jabbing into his back
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:31 No.1731451
    >>1731413

    Your mommy isn't watching you. You can type the word "dicks" just fine. This is an 18+ site.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:31 No.1731452
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    >>1731413
    >Censoring "dicks"
    >"Scooterloo"
    >Not knowing ponies' names.
    >ppl
    >Everything else.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:31 No.1731454
    >>1731438
    It was originally posted on the "Fallout 3 undeground" as a Fallout 3 fanfic specifically
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:31 No.1731455
    >>1731444
    >OC

    I thought that was older snails?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:31 No.1731458
    >>1731432
    Would you coat your dick in the ice cream and them make him clean it off you with his tongue? What about jerking him off into a bowl of ice cream and using his jizz as a sauce?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:32 No.1731459
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    Are we talking about masturbation again? How many times have we gone down this road now?

    Anyway Ponies and friendship. Post some friendship, I don't seem to have enough ponies being good friends.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:32 No.1731460
    >>1731444
    No. I asked GG for something humorous once at his discretion but I don't think he ever did it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:32 No.1731461
    >>1731418
    True, true, I'm being too harsh on Fallout. Still, it is kinda hard to combine end of the world and ponys. It's far easier to do so with Lord of the Rings, at least at the higher-than-average talent level.

    >>1731427
    >>1731438
    It's very obvious she only played Fo: 3. Her constantly bringing up virtues just proves it, harping on and on about Lilpip and how she needs to sacrifice herself.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:32 No.1731462
    >>1731436
    more like you don't know how to quit (being a nerd)
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:32 No.1731463
    >>1731455
    no, it's his personal OC
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:32 No.1731465
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    >>1731441
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:32 No.1731468
    >>1731463
    Shut up. It's older snails.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:32 No.1731471
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    >>1731441
    oh man i laughed
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:33 No.1731472
    >>1731454
    >>1731461
    That doesn't really mean anything. I've talked with her and she doesn't strike me as the kind of person to write a story that big without having played most of the games.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:33 No.1731473
    >>1731458
    please no
    my refractory period is long and it hurts to touch my dick right now
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:33 No.1731476
    >>1731471
    ^_^
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:33 No.1731480
    >>1731472
    Where, on Google Docs or email?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:34 No.1731485
    >>1731472
    She was an attention whoring faggot who sucked up to the admins and would only write a new chapter if she got enough feedback from the forum. Kkat was a blight on the underground, and considering the average poster there, that's saying something.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:34 No.1731489
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    >>1731468
    Sad Sack is worst OC.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:34 No.1731492
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    >>1731476
    Superior alternative.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:35 No.1731497
    >>1731480
    Docs. The longest conversation we had was where we talked about the games she was running. If I remember correctly she likes NWoD and Paranoia.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:35 No.1731498
    >>1731460
    You should.
    I bet he takes a dick like a champ.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:35 No.1731503
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    >>1731459
    can princess be friend
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:36 No.1731510
    >>1731485
    >She was an attention whoring faggot who sucked up to the admins and would only write a new chapter if she got enough feedback from the forum.

    And that's why she was delivering chapters of such length seeming every three or four days?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:37 No.1731518
    >>1731510
    >And that's why she was delivering chapters of such length seeming every three or four days?
    I read that fic man and you know thats bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:37 No.1731521
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    which ship is the snuggliest?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:37 No.1731522
    Its that time again MLPG. The biggest loser on the internet is back and is here to ask you to decide which pony he pretends his pillow is tonight to snuggle with.

    Last night it was Rainbow Dash. Terrible, tossing and turning all night, was tired all day. Dont know what happened.

    Whats it gunna be?
    >> Art-Anon !!t4lXIDxagHl 05/05/12(Sat)03:37 No.1731523
    Okay, I'm trying to log in to Procaster, but it keeps telling me login failed.

    What am I doing wrong?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:37 No.1731524
    >>1731503
    Sure, why not.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:37 No.1731526
    >>1731497
    Well it's what
    >>1731485
    Said. She has written THE longest fanfiction about ponys ever, and as a result, she's very mainstream in that regard. She would have to maintain appearances for the sake of face. Google Doc chat is a public place, so someone thing to maintain professionalism won't be herself on there.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:37 No.1731527
    >>1731522
    Applejack
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:37 No.1731528
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    >>1731521
    friendship
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:37 No.1731529
    >>1731503
    Fuck, a Fluttershy party would just be a total disaster.
    It would be like a birthday party for a kid with Downs' Syndrome.
    Childish games & decorations, like a Pinkie party, but 20 times slower and keyed-down.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:37 No.1731531
    >>1731521
    This one
    second best ship
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:38 No.1731533
    >>1731522
    Big Mac
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:38 No.1731535
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    >>1731522
    Derpy!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:38 No.1731536
    So I think I may do an art class next week. I could cover action lines, if everyone is cool with that, unless there's something else you'd like me to cover.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:38 No.1731537
    >>1731473
    What about inviting his brother over and feeding him a nice big bowl of Rumble's ice cream? After the ice cream gets Thunderlane so horny he can't stand it you give him a handjob under the table and use his seed to make more ice cream for Rumble.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:38 No.1731538
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    >>1731522
    Derpy
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:38 No.1731539
    I wanna see Pip have a sexy boy makeout with this other little fucker you nerds are talking about. it'd be like Boku no Pico 2 with ponies, oh my God. so good
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:38 No.1731540
    >>1731522
    Twilight
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:39 No.1731547
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    >>1731510
    I guarantee you she has written those chapters far in advance of publication. No living soul on the planet could have write those massive chapters in a few days at a time.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:39 No.1731548
    >>1731518
    I would check once a week and almost every time I checked there was a new chapter or two out.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:39 No.1731550
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    >>1731531
    I imagine that since they're already best friends, Rarity knows to be gentle with Fluttershy. hence, lots of tender loving cuddling
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:39 No.1731552
    >>1731529
    I think it would just be boring. Or have a bunch of animals there doing who knows what.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:39 No.1731554
    >>1731527
    Boom, apple pony it is. Always a popular choice.

    Thanks again MLPG and may all your dreams come true!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:39 No.1731558
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    >>1731537
    >>1731539
    This shit is officially getting stupid.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:39 No.1731559
    >>1731550
    >best friends

    Thats not Dash.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:40 No.1731562
    >>1731536
    yes please
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:40 No.1731563
    >>1731559
    Don't argue semantics with me anon, you know what I meant.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:40 No.1731564
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    >>1731538
    I want to tug on that little tongue.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:40 No.1731568
    >>1731563
    Im going to do it faggot!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:41 No.1731576
    >>1731558
    I just like imagining the guy I'm responding to squirm.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:41 No.1731577
    >>1731568
    my point still stands!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:41 No.1731581
    >>1731577
    No because thats not Dash!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:41 No.1731582
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    >>1731550
    Yessssssssssss
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:41 No.1731583
    >>1731564
    >comically flaps back into the mouth like blinds
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:41 No.1731586
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    >>1731564
    I want to tug on this one
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:42 No.1731592
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    >>1731485
    >attention to the person and not the work
    she made such a good story and characters, like the heroin. just look at this sexy oc, you could ?rape and she could scream and cry and beg you to stop for all she's worth
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:42 No.1731595
    >>1731503
    >>1731503
    >>1731503
    Fuck man, KM used to draw cute and original stuff

    what happened to him
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:42 No.1731599
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    >206 posts without cheeselegs
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:42 No.1731600
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    >>1731564
    I want to sloppy makeouts with it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:42 No.1731601
    >>1731558
    I bet Applebloom would watch the hell out of that. Probably jill off the whole time.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:42 No.1731603
    >>1731592
    sparkler pls go and take your shit rapefics with you
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:42 No.1731605
    >>1731576
    Well good fucking job
    you're an asshole of the highest caliber
    I'm going to bed and hopefully my penis will feel better in the morning
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:43 No.1731606
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    >>1731582
    a cute pair, no?
    >Rarity preens Fluttershy's wings, all the while complimenting her on how beautiful she is
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:43 No.1731607
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    >>1731586
    Tongues and ichors.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:43 No.1731610
    >>1731599
    We were doing so well.

    bug pone is very cute and i would not mind snuggling with it, even thought carapaces are hard
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:43 No.1731614
    >>1731610
    would you tickle her under the elytrons?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:43 No.1731616
    >>1731592
    What the fuck is wrong with you.
    You are talking about Fallout: Equestria, aren't you?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:44 No.1731617
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    >>1731600
    >Derpy sexy face

    Why does Derpy porn and shit make me laugh so much?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:44 No.1731618
    >>1731616
    No dude he is talking about pokemon.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:44 No.1731620
    >>1731601
    >jill off

    haven't heard THAT one before...
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:44 No.1731621
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    >>1731600
    >makeouts with Derpy
    I just know that's a bad idea, even if I can't place why.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:44 No.1731623
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    >>1731605
    Sweet dreams.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:45 No.1731631
    >>1731402
    the perspective's looks fucked in this one.

    it's like she's laying on the floor.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:45 No.1731632
    >>1731533
    The dubs command thee.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:45 No.1731633
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    Psst.

    Hey guys.

    How about ponies...

    making love
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:45 No.1731638
    >>1731620

    It's the female version of JACKing off.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:45 No.1731642
    >>1731623
    >Coffee flavoured ice cream

    Fuck you so much.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:45 No.1731643
    >>1731623
    This is ice cream made from his slow churned candy pony semen, right?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:45 No.1731645
    >>1731607
    Fuck......
    I want to rescue Twilight.....
    But I'm becoming conflicted here...
    Chrysalis, and her corruption, are growing on me....
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:45 No.1731646
    >>1731607
    Glitter Glue needs to redraw this so that she is filling up one of those little ice cream cones that you find next to those softserve machine.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:46 No.1731648
    >Big Mac autofellates while Pip watches enraptured
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:46 No.1731651
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    >>1731599
    I read that as >Cheerilee
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:46 No.1731657
    >>1731607
    what the fuck is even happening here
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:46 No.1731658
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    >>1731633
    It's business time.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:46 No.1731659
    >>1731614
    No. I don't like her or anything.

    yes
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:47 No.1731661
    >>1731462

    amphy pls go
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:47 No.1731663
    >>1731616
    That faggot is talking about FO: E, the way grimdark is desribing.

    >>1731633
    Is it wrong I wanted to see Cadence as a single rather then married?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:47 No.1731664
    >>1731601
    Would she lick the bowl clean when no one was looking?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:47 No.1731666
    >>1731643
    Oh course.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:47 No.1731669
    File deleted.
    >>1731633
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:48 No.1731676
    >>1731669
    > 0r0

    plz go
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 05/05/12(Sat)03:48 No.1731680
    >>1731645
    We don't even know what kind of 'corruption' she does. She can blank a ponies mind, and give them certain commands.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:48 No.1731683
    >>1731643
    Yes. You can feed it to him just like that, eat it slowly in front of him and moan while doing so, dribble his pre over it and then feed it to him, or dribble his pre over it and eat it while he watches.

    So many options.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:49 No.1731690
    >>1731680
    Well whatever it is, I'm sure that ichor cant be good for her.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:49 No.1731692
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    >>1731607
    What about them, anon?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:49 No.1731696
    >>1731648
    >Sweetie Belle watches through a crack in the wall
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:49 No.1731697
    >>1731663

    Why do you want her single? Do you want to waifu her?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:50 No.1731704
    DORKS
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:50 No.1731705
    It's funny, cum fetishism is one of few things that have never really done anything for me.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:50 No.1731708
    >>1731680
    She's dripping goo into Twilight's open mouth.
    She's got mind control powers.
    She put Celestia in a cocoon, and cocoons serve the singular purpose of transformation.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:50 No.1731711
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    >>1731692
    Why, they're just the best.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:50 No.1731714
    >>1731657
    Chrysalis is about to use her tongue to pour ichor down Twilight throat. After that whatever happens is up to your boner.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:51 No.1731717
    >>1731645
    Defeat Chrysalis into submission and free Twilight and all other ponies she capture.

    Then go to the defeated Chrysalis and make her your pet.
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 05/05/12(Sat)03:51 No.1731728
    >>1731708
    It seemed to have been used for restraint to me.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:52 No.1731730
    >>1731705
    Really? I love the thought of either being virile enough to produce insane amounts of cum or skilled enough to extract insane amount of cum.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:52 No.1731735
    >>1731697
    No, I just don't like the presentation of SA so far. I picture Cadence deserve better.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:52 No.1731737
    >>1731728
    That's the nonsexual answer. The cocoon was to keep her alive but powerless so that the changeling could feed on her over a long period of time.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:53 No.1731742
    >>1731711
    >not even a pony
    >not gilda
    >2012
    nigger please.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:53 No.1731744
    >>1731717
    Can't I just show her the magic of friendship?
    Then I'd have pone friends, and a creepy bug-pone friend who can do things with her gooey secretions and mind control magic.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:54 No.1731749
    >>1731717
    >Sorry for beating you up
    >Hey, you know what you could do for some free love?

    >after a bit of bickering she agrees to just pretend to be your girlfriend instead
    >is confused when you ask for her to stay in her regular form
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:54 No.1731750
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    >>1731737
    >that's the nonsexual answer

    That's like the only plausible answer
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:54 No.1731751
    >>1731711
    >Chrysalis flips Twilight over and uses her tongue to paint Twilight womb and ensure that she gets pregnant

    Why does this turn me on so much.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:55 No.1731763
    >>1731750
    Well that's kind of implicit in that description, given the subject matter.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:56 No.1731767
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    I just realized that Chrysalise's mind control powers and cocoons means that a My Little Matrix fanfic is completely plausible.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:57 No.1731771
    >>1731770
    I read that in his voice.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:57 No.1731774
    >>1731770
    >not all caps

    Do you even Death?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:57 No.1731777
    So, if Chrysalis feeds on your love long enough, do you die from it?
    Or could she actually find more satisfaction from sharing an honest relationship with someone, but never gets the opportunity because she's a creepy bug queen?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:58 No.1731782
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    >>1731749
    >She turns into a human
    >"No holes in legs, 2/10 would not bang"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:58 No.1731784
    >>1731777
    Whichever floats your boat.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:58 No.1731785
    >>1731777
    There is a thing call moderation. Not too much.
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 05/05/12(Sat)03:58 No.1731792
    >>1731777
    Where did this idea that Love sustains them come from? Did I miss that in the show that it actually is sustenance to them?

    All I gathered was that they gained power from it, like a magical energy force to them.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:58 No.1731793
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    >>1731751
    >why
    BECAUSE
    >>1731771
    >>1731774
    REPOSTING FOR NOT BEING DEATH
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:59 No.1731796
    >>1731777
    Can she even feed on love if it's not the magical, tangible kind?

    Compared to ponies humans don't have love, we have a complicated mating ritual and some hormone-induced bonding to assure proper child rearing.

    >chrysalis will never pay attention to you because she would starve trying to feed off you
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)03:59 No.1731803
    >>1731792
    Well there was that line "As queen of the changelings it is my responsibility to find food for my swarm" or something like that, but the word food was definitely there.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:00 No.1731804
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    Hey guys, quick question,

    Anyone else stop recommending the show to people?

    Not in real life, I never did that in the first place, I mean if you're on a chan or message-board and you see a thread like "Reccomend me some good cartoons."

    I realized today I've stopped mentioning FiM... and I think it's because I'm trying to thin the herd. Which is a damn shame, because this really is a great show.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:00 No.1731809
    >>1731751

    It actually would result in a normal kid.

    The retard-maker? That would be if anyone in a previous generation was the result of incest with reasonable recency.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:00 No.1731810
    >>1731792
    Well, they want to take over Canterlot because there's enough love there to sustain them.
    Magically or whatever, it's an energy that they need.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:01 No.1731813
    >>1731804
    I never recommended it to anyone in the first place.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:01 No.1731817
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    has this been finished yet?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:01 No.1731820
    >>1731792
    I THINK it was almost implicitly stated at some point. I'll go rewatch it and see if I can pinpoint the line.

    And besides that, why ELSE wouldn't she partake in any cake? Noone who is physically capable of eating cake can resist a good cake.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:02 No.1731823
    >>1731796
    Humans are 100% magicproof and nonmagical, of average-above average intelligence, and are great engineers/scientists.

    We are the most boring species that could ever grace equestria.

    until we finish those battlesuits with missile launchers
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:02 No.1731826
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    does anyone have the continuation of this
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 05/05/12(Sat)04:02 No.1731827
    >>1731804
    Practically anyone that would be into the show knows about it by now.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:02 No.1731828
    >>1731796
    >Chrysalis only keeps you around because you make a better conversational partner than her minions or pony captives
    >She might even call herself your friend if she knew what the word meant
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:02 No.1731829
    >>1731804
    >Anyone else stop recommending the show to people?
    Many people here didn't go around and shove the show in front of other people faces.

    That everyone else outside these threads.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:02 No.1731832
    >>1731804
    Maybe because everyone seems to have an opinion on this show and if you mention it to them they either disregard it or respond that they already watch it.
    >> /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 05/05/12(Sat)04:02 No.1731835
    >>1731817
    Oh wow who did that? I wan to say art anon cuz of the red but...
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:02 No.1731836
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    >>1731796
    Good, she's a monster. Hell, even Birkin (who developed weapons of terror) was more likeable Chrysalis.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:03 No.1731838
    >>1731792
    Found it.

    Princess Cadance: She's a changeling. She takes the form of somepony you love and gains power by feeding off your love for them.
    [gasping]
    Queen Chrysalis: [laughing] Right you are, Princess. And as queen of the changelings, it is up to me to find food for my subjects. Equestria has more love than any place I've ever encountered. My fellow changelings will be able to devour so much of it that we will gain more power than we have ever dreamed of!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:03 No.1731839
    >>1731835
    I don't remember...
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 05/05/12(Sat)04:03 No.1731840
    >>1731820
    Maybe she just doesn't like sweets.

    She didn't like the cupcake thing that AJ made either, but she definitely ate some.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:03 No.1731845
    >>1731835
    that's miles
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:04 No.1731849
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    >>1731823
    >until we finish those battlesuits with missile launchers

    I like it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:05 No.1731867
    >>1731823
    And human friendship is not magic.
    But maybe enough time spent in Equestria, and being permeated with friendship magic by making close pony friends, some of that magic could wear off on a human....
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 05/05/12(Sat)04:06 No.1731870
    >>1731838
    Hmm. Don't want to interpret it strangely, but maybe she meant it as a metaphor. It would make a lot more sense if they just gain power from Love, but still have to actually eat things.

    I don't think love can convert into matter required for healthy growth and cell replenishment.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:06 No.1731873
    would you cuddle a filly?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:07 No.1731880
    >>1731870
    >I don't think love can convert into matter required for healthy growth and cell replenishment.

    AND HORSES CAN'T FUCKING TALK.
    THIS SHOW SUCKS.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:07 No.1731881
    >>1731870

    Maybe they feed on the magic of love? Love IS magic, right?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:07 No.1731882
    >>1731870
    Leth, stop thinking with your CPU and think with your... um... nevermind.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:07 No.1731884
    >>1731870
    >metaphor
    Don't you dare start this shit again Leth. You should know better,
    >> /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 05/05/12(Sat)04:07 No.1731887
    >>1731845
    Oh he's back now? That's neat.
    >> Art-Anon !!t4lXIDxagHl 05/05/12(Sat)04:07 No.1731888
    >>1731835

    That's not one of mine.

    Although I WAS thinking of drawing that...
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:08 No.1731894
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    >>1731836
    What if she was interested in you solely on a personal level? Would you be willing to love a monster if it loved you more than anyone else in the world? If she was cute, funny, and could provide a cozier life? Even though she'd be raiding innocent settlements, with her swarm and stealing love from others the whole time?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:08 No.1731895
    >>1731838
    Now that I read it again, it's not explicit that they only feed off love. Could just be that it was the most abundant emotion in Equestria.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:08 No.1731897
    >>1731870
    I don't think magic is real either, but here we are.

    Point being 'food' is a pretty implicit term, if you ask me.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:08 No.1731899
    >>1731888
    you can still draw it if you like. I won't blame you
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:08 No.1731902
    >>1731870

    Leth, you're thinking too logically again.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:08 No.1731906
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:08 No.1731907
    >>1731870
    Leth.....
    Leth........
    Don't you believe?
    Can't you believe in magic?
    >> /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/:V/ 05/05/12(Sat)04:09 No.1731910
    >>1731888
    You totally should
    Put your own twist to it and such
    Get on it mate!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:09 No.1731911
    >>1731894
    I don't know
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:10 No.1731919
    >>1731894

    Is that some stinky cheese pone?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:10 No.1731920
    >>1731894
    I couldn't allow pone to come to harm.
    I'd try to influence her to teach her hive to live in harmony with ponies.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:10 No.1731923
    >>1731804
    I know what you mean. I have actually recommended the show to people in real life. Not shoving it down their throats, but I know a lot of fellow nerds and I have mentioned it offhandedly. At least three of these people have watched the show with me and became fans. But that was when the fandom was young and it was this cute quirky thing. Now bronies exist and I frankly don't want to identify myself as one of them. It's not about "thinning the herd" for me, rather I don't want people to know I watch the show.

    Lots of people here have been of this mindset for a while, but I only joined it recently. There is a line and this fandom has crossed it.
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 05/05/12(Sat)04:10 No.1731925
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    >>1731902
    I can't help it.

    Bugs should eat things.

    I can yield that 'love' can convert into magic or something, but actually growing and being sustained from pure energy? I just don't see that happening given the current rules of that universe.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:11 No.1731935
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    >>1731894
    No. I've always liked NMM for some reason though.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:12 No.1731937
    >>1731925
    Ok fine. They cannibalize ponies after their love is exhausted.

    Happy now? You see what your careless hands have wrought?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:12 No.1731938
    >>1731925
    What?

    All your body does is convert food into energy.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:12 No.1731940
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    >brony speech
    >this guy refers to himself by his OC name "puzzle plate"
    >says it all started on /b/
    >all bronies preach love and tolerance
    >uses tex's art

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OkNOJWcbkRE#!

    how are your jimmies?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:12 No.1731942
    >>1731925
    It's operating on D&D rules, Leth. It is perfectly acceptable to feed on magic and/or energy.

    Remember how she tossed out those things Applejack made?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:12 No.1731944
    >>1731920
    >they need to feed off their love to live
    >it's the only way they can get that much magic in such a pure form
    >without it they either die from exhausting their or stores or slowly deteriorate

    >>1731925
    They magically convert energy to mass, or use it to assimilate mass without a digestive system and power their own magic.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:12 No.1731945
    >>1731906
    Fuck.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:13 No.1731947
    >>1731925
    I am sure those things could eat anything but "Love" seem to give off the most energy in an instant compare to eating something, digest it, and it convert to energy.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:13 No.1731950
    >>1731940
    If they weren't already asleep in bed, I would be deafened by the rustling.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:13 No.1731951
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    >>1731937
    THIS IS YOUR FAULT, LETH!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:13 No.1731955
    http://discorderlyconduct.tumblr.com/

    This fucking tumblr. It's just great.
    streaming right now too.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:14 No.1731959
    >>1731925
    Spike grew and matured through greed alone, so you could argue there's a precedent.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:14 No.1731962
    >>1731951
    >The Fun Chamber is no longer Fun

    Thanks, for breaking everything, Leth. You're a terrible AI.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:15 No.1731969
    >>1731944
    FINE, THEN.
    I'D BE AN EVIL SUPERVILLAIN'S BOYFRIEND.
    IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR?
    My friends from Ponyville will have to kill her, and I don't know what I'll do.
    >> Art-Anon !!t4lXIDxagHl 05/05/12(Sat)04:15 No.1731972
    >>1731940

    The less they know about us, the better.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:15 No.1731973
    >>1731955
    If you want to advertise your own stream, just link it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:15 No.1731974
    >>1731944
    >Changelings began as the last of the flutterponies, isolated and stuck in the old pony kingdom (pre-equestria)
    >They start absorbing magic instead of eating because food is so scarce
    >Lose digestive tracts entirely
    >Rely on magic to be able to eat, but can eat anything they damn want
    >Love is the best magic they can get after accidentally all of the windingos and locally occurring magic

    Pseudoscience!
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 05/05/12(Sat)04:16 No.1731978
    >>1731938
    It uses the ingested matter plenty, and is required to function normally.

    >>1731942
    Again, she could just not like sweet. Which is admittedly a little odd for a bug, but she did actually eat one of those cupcake things. Swallowed and everything.

    Maybe they should just bring her back at some point to clarify the detailed nuances of Morphling society and biology.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:16 No.1731979
    >>1731959
    Hadn't considered that, but I think you've got it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:16 No.1731980
    >>1731955
    >yfw it's secretly run by an animator, and all of this is going to lead up to his appearance in Season 3, alongside the developing rogue's gallery.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:17 No.1731991
    >>1731955
    whats link faggot. shits not in the streamfinder
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:17 No.1731992
    >>1731974
    Does this mean changelings don't shit or fart?

    brb crossing them off my fetish list
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:18 No.1731997
    >>1731978
    Leth. This is a world where animals can somehow sit on clouds. There's magic and shit. Ponies do things real ponies could never do.

    You're overthinking this.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:18 No.1731999
    >>1731978
    I think it might work something like in Vampire: The Masquerade. Vampires can eat mortal food, but cannot digest it and the act of eating it and passing through their system uses up energy instead of giving energy.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:19 No.1732002
    >>1731980
    Hmmm....
    None of the villains or just antagonists have been taught the magic of friendship.
    They've just been sent off, or otherwise vanquished.....
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:19 No.1732006
    >>1731992
    Changeling.

    >>1731991
    >Follow link to tumblr
    >first post is a link to the stream
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:19 No.1732007
    >>1731973
    Not my stream. I'm not female.

    >>1731991

    http://discorderlyconduct.tumblr.com/
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:20 No.1732011
    >>1732007

    Shit. I need sleep.

    http://www.livestream.com/sunshinederp
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:20 No.1732016
    >>1731992
    They could, but it would use up mass and energy, both from expelling mass and using magic to transform into something capable of it (and turning part of your body in mass to be expelled).

    If you made a changeling shit, you'd owe them a sandwich and a good loving.

    what am i doing
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 05/05/12(Sat)04:20 No.1732017
    >>1731978
    >Morphling
    Changeling. Whoops.

    >>1731997
    >overthinking
    but that's the best part of this stuff

    Oh well, personal headcanon still is they need both love and regular food.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:21 No.1732018
    >>1731906

    nononononononono
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:21 No.1732028
    >>1732017
    What about lovingly made regular food?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:22 No.1732029
    The song at the end of the wedding finale should have been:
    LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE
    LA-LA-LOVE
    MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:22 No.1732032
    >>1732017
    Leth, if you would be so kind, I would like to direct your attention to this clearly academic source that proves otherwise.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4p8qxGbpOk
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:22 No.1732033
    >>1732018
    what are we raging at here i dont get it
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:23 No.1732041
    >>1732028
    Perfect patties are made with love, not magic!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:23 No.1732045
    >>1732033

    Some faggot is trying to get his greasy paws all over one of the last good MLP drawfag tumblrs.

    We can only hope she declined the offer.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:23 No.1732046
    >>1732033

    >Celestia and Luna's enstranged uncle
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:23 No.1732048
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    >>1731923
    >There is a line and this fandom has crossed it.

    So unfortunately true. Just like Hercules, we drunkenly whipped out dicks out a little too often and now people are uncomfortable around us.

    The real question is what happens to this goddamn 8 gig pony folder I've got once the series ends. I'm thinking secret flash drive stuffed in an air vent, OR maybe I'll tie it to a balloon and just fly it away. I even found a flash drive made by some brand called PNY, it was in the clearance bin at Best Buy, seems appropriate.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:23 No.1732049
    >>1732032
    >Anon holds a giant boombox over his head outside Chrysalis' window
    >He blasts this song
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:23 No.1732051
    what if leth got a boner
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:23 No.1732053
    >>1732016
    Spitballing with an idea of someone who was likely joking because you're probably thinking about it and don't know why you're feeling what you are downstairs, and need anon to help convince you that you aren't weird for it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:24 No.1732057
    >>1732051
    >implying he doesn't right now
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:24 No.1732063
    >>1732049
    >She laughs
    >This time when the drones carry you off, they drop you at sugarcube corner instead of in a random tree
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:25 No.1732067
    >>1732063
    >she can't get it out of her head
    >thanks to the hivemind this minds that one or more changelings are humming that song
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:26 No.1732070
    >>1732063
    >You're laying on the roof contemplating your naval (and how to get down) when Pinkie Pie pops her head out her window
    >"Still no luck, huh anon?"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:26 No.1732071
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    >>1732051

    He can simulate one.
    He's attracted to intellect, which comes as no surprise since we all know his favorite pony.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:26 No.1732073
    >>1732063
    >back to the drawing board
    >...for the fifth time this month
    >you'll get through to her one of these days, you swear
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:26 No.1732079
    >>1732057
    What to?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:26 No.1732082
    >>1732063
    >go back to the hive the next night
    >throw a box of cupcakes through her window before blasting music
    >why does she have a window anyways
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:27 No.1732087
    >>1732063
    Well, then, I suppose I'm wooing the pink horse.
    Switch out the Magical Mystery Tour tape.
    Pop in something more appropriate for a childish party pone.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:27 No.1732089
    >>1732071
    i'm attracted to intellect too
    but that doesn't mean physical stuff is devoid of attraction
    sometimes i think leth is really a robot
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 05/05/12(Sat)04:28 No.1732095
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    >>1732071
    I don't like Twilight because I'm attracted to her, Anon.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:28 No.1732096
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    >>1732079
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:28 No.1732097
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    >>1731823
    >Humans are 100% magicproof and nonmagical

    I give you that.

    But some of them could definitely tap into the power of Harmony.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:29 No.1732104
    are you fags still obsessing over girl ponies?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:29 No.1732105
    >>1732073
    >>1732082
    >you try this next time
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWuGF-Xh-RM
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:29 No.1732106
    >>1732082
    >why does she have a window

    Good point. Why would a hive queen need a window? Wouldn't it be safer for her to be in the deepest part of whatever changelings use for palaces?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:30 No.1732114
    >>1732105
    >and then the time after that
    >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVmbhYKDKfU
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:30 No.1732115
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    >>1732095

    Allow me to rephrase.

    You admire and respect intellect.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:30 No.1732116
    >>1732100
    >Mr Rogers
    Seriously, what would happen if that saint walk on that very planet? How would the ponies react to his present or how much evil he can convert to friendship?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:30 No.1732117
    >>1732100
    >Mr. Rogers in Equestria

    I would watch it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:30 No.1732119
    >>1732104
    nothing gay about obsessing over girl ponies
    the guy ones are pretty alright too though
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:30 No.1732120
    >>1732106
    She wants you to climb in.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:31 No.1732123
    >>1732100
    Someone on /tg/ stated once stated Mr. Rogers as a deity in D&D 3.5 edition.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:31 No.1732125
    >>1732048
    I'd rather people find my pony folder than some of the other stuff I have on here.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:31 No.1732129
    >>1732106
    Comedic reasons.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:31 No.1732130
    >>1732116
    Everybody would like him, even if they disagree with him.
    Discord, Chrysalis, the diamons dogs, EVERYONE.

    They just wouldn't be able to bring themselves to hate such a pure soul.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:32 No.1732134
    >>1732123
    that was a good thread
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:32 No.1732135
    >>1732130

    he ded ;_;
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:32 No.1732139
    >>1732073
    >>1732082
    >you know what, maybe you need to do something a bit more personal
    >like a spot of singing
    http://youtu.be/a_XgQhMPeEQ?t=35s
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:32 No.1732140
    >>1732130
    Fox News hated him.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:32 No.1732141
    >>1732123
    You don't say.

    http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Mr._Rogers_%283.5e_Deity%29

    It was a funny thread.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:32 No.1732142
    >>1732106
    The first time you played music for her, you fought through the entire swarm and broke the entrance to the throneroom.

    The hive didn't fully recover for a week.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:32 No.1732143
    >>1732116
    The Elements of Harmony would instantly forsake the mane six and fly to him. He would then give them back and apologize. Discord would escape his stone prison, but surrender after Mr. Rogers gave him a talking to.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:32 No.1732145
    >>1732135

    ;_;

    his memory lives on in our hearts
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:33 No.1732152
    >>1732106
    >Chrysalis actually sleeps in the deepest reaches of the hive, she just shows up at that section when Anon starts another of his little routines for a quick love-snack before bed
    >She's become pretty good at timing it
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:33 No.1732154
    >>1731823
    >Humans are 100% magicproof and nonmagical
    This is bad fanon and I dislike it. I'm only putting this out there because everyone else seems to love it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:33 No.1732155
    >>1732134
    >>1732141
    Was that the same thread where they talked a troll into revealing what was wrong in his life then invited him to join a game someone was running?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:33 No.1732156
    >>1732140

    Faux News can fuck off.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:33 No.1732159
    >>1732140
    Fox News is an evil greater than Discord, Nightmare Moon, and the changeling army combined.
    They're just bad enough to hate Mr. Rogers.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:33 No.1732163
    >>1732140
    Fox news kicks puppies and hates everything that is right with the world.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:33 No.1732164
    >>1732116
    >>1732117
    >>1732123

    >Mr. Rogers tells Scootaloo that just because she can't fly very well right now, that doesn't make her any less special than her other pegasus friends - she's obviously special, because her friends and family care about her. She's still growing up, and lots of children are late-bloomers, just remember that the flowers that bloom after all the rest, are always the most beautiful to behold.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:34 No.1732166
    >>1732154
    I don't mind it, but I also like the idea of humans being able to use magic if they train themselves enough
    I also don't mind not being able to use magic but still being affected by it
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:34 No.1732168
    >>1732135
    Not in our heart. And if hes dead, what make you think he went to Equestria afterward?

    >>1732140
    Fox News is always evil. More evil then all the villian in MLP show combined.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:34 No.1732173
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    >>1732140

    As Fox News in the embodiment of all evil, color me unsurprised.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:34 No.1732174
    >>1732156
    Mr. Rogers wouldn't want you using that kind of language.
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 05/05/12(Sat)04:34 No.1732175
    >>1732089
    I'm trying to figure out what you mean by "but that doesn't mean physical stuff is devoid of attraction".
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:35 No.1732178
    >>1732139
    Get the CMC to sing backup and harmonize.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:35 No.1732181
    >>1732164
    I read that last part in his voice. I teared up a bit.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:35 No.1732182
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    >>1732164
    >she gives him a big hug
    >everyone in Equestria wants to be his friend
    >he doesn't mind because he has plenty of love for everyone
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:35 No.1732184
    >>1732156
    >>1732159
    >>1732163
    >>1732168
    >>1732173
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29lmR_357rA
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:35 No.1732185
    >>1732154
    How about humans are typically anti-magic, but they can be powerful mages if they follow a religious doctrine?

    >Be a devout orthodox christian
    >Can cure the sick and heal the blind
    >Also vulnerable to magic since you're open to the powers that be
    >Your physical weakness compared to everything else on the planet doesn't make the outlook any brighter
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:35 No.1732187
    >>1732154
    Okay, that's cool.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:35 No.1732189
    WHAT IF LETH IS MR ROGERS
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:36 No.1732192
    >>1732155
    It was archived.

    http://chanarchive.org/4chan/tg/4439/mr-rogers-deity

    And yes.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:36 No.1732193
    >>1732184

    Seriously, fuck Fox.
    Jesus christ.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:36 No.1732199
    >>1732185
    >That feel when you literally draw all of your power from the motherfucking god of destruction
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:37 No.1732207
    >>1732166
    Well of course, without that there'd be no unicorn magicsex.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:37 No.1732208
    http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/180096
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:37 No.1732210
    >>1732199
    Your face when you can't use it on other humans if they don't have a spiritual connection to your god of choice
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:37 No.1732213
    >>1732185
    You forgot raising the dead, walking on water, and casting out demons.

    >Be devout jew
    >Can call fire and brimstone from the sky
    >Can curse and lift curses
    And that's all I can remember. I need to go back and reread the Old Testament.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:38 No.1732215
    >>1732208
    but why
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:38 No.1732217
    >>1732175
    what's to explain
    i appreciate personality and mentality as much as the next guy
    but sometimes there should be physical triggers that get your motor running
    if they don't, there's probably something wrong with you
    or, i dunno
    you're just really boring
    i understand that being physically attracted to pones isn't for everyone, but surely there's an extension of a baser attraction you could extrapolate
    twilight 'enjoying herself', for example
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:38 No.1732219
    >>1732184
    NO.
    NOT AGAIN.
    FUCK YOU.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:38 No.1732228
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    >>1732184

    EMBODIMENT. OF. EVIL.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:39 No.1732231
    >>1732197

    Give me a break.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:39 No.1732234
    you all faggots
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:40 No.1732237
    >>1732213
    >Devote existence, since childhood, to cartoons & comics.
    >Every superpower.
    >Looney Tunes abilities.
    >Propensity to easily break into song with the pones.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:40 No.1732240
    >>1732154
    I'm with you anon, it keeps coming up but it's always seemed kind of lame to me.

    >>1732143
    >Discord attempts to corrupt Mr. Rogers like he did the mane six
    >It has absolutely no effect.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:40 No.1732245
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    >>1732208
    >http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/180096

    anatomy and perspective is 4gaylords id rather i got nothing
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:41 No.1732247
    >>1732213
    Plagues. How could I have forgotten plagues.

    >>1732237
    That's not a religion. I think what we are going with here is power fueled by faith. Sort of how the Ork WAAAGH works.
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 05/05/12(Sat)04:41 No.1732251
    >>1732217
    There are plenty of things that do, but that just don't translate to ponies, even if I could like horses like that.
    Like girls with just a lose shirt on.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:41 No.1732254
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    >>1732184
    I barely know who Mr. Rogers is, but this made me rage.
    Hard.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:41 No.1732255
    >>1732217
    We did this before, and he admitted that he would under very extreme and impossible circumstances, and only if he was very close with her already.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:41 No.1732257
    >>1732234

    That's your opinion, and while I disagree with it, I respect your right to it and wish you the best.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:42 No.1732258
    >>1732247

    What is religion?

    Can you explain to me how that is not religion?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:42 No.1732262
    >>1732254
    >Barely know who Mr. Rogers is
    I'm sorry; you'll never know happiness.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:42 No.1732263
    >>1732240
    >after a few minutes Discord is crying onto Mr. Rogers shoulder
    >Mr. Rogers is patting him on the back and telling him that it's alright
    >Even though he's done bad things in the past, he can still be a good person
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:42 No.1732264
    >>1732247
    >Not a religion.
    YOU DON'T KNOW ME NIGGER.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:42 No.1732265
    >>1732240

    >it rebounds and hits him instead
    >Mr. Rogers immediately apologizes and somehow undoes it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:42 No.1732267
    >>1732251
    i dunno, i like girls with short, plaid skirts, and that translates pretty well to ponies
    you get where i'm coming from though, right?
    i don't mean to pick on you, i just have fun teasing our robot overlord
    also it makes me feel less creepy if someday i get even our staunchest humanfucker to admit to thinking ponies are at least a little sexy
    we probably should just talk about mr. rodgers
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:42 No.1732270
    >>1732251
    it's refreshing to see somebody so normal
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:43 No.1732275
    >>1732267
    >pretend that typo isn't there
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:43 No.1732276
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    >>1732184
    Holy shit
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:43 No.1732277
    >>1732219
    Here, have this to calm your nerve.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmZV6KRsMaU
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:43 No.1732278
    >>1732258
    the god exists and is like your personal magic battery
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:43 No.1732279
    >>1732258
    It's far to late at night to put up with you. Reading through hateanon's posts took a lot out of me.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:44 No.1732283
    >>1732251
    There exists pictures of ponies with just a loose shirt on.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:44 No.1732285
    >>1732254
    Watch this, it will show you who Mr. Rogers is.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXEuEUQIP3Q
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:44 No.1732290
    >>1732254

    He was undoubtedly the kindest, purest soul to grace our corrupted, dying world. Kindness and Love incarnate.

    Look up Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood on YT and you'll see what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:44 No.1732292
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    >>1732277
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:44 No.1732293
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    >>1732279

    holy shit don't get all pissy about it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:45 No.1732298
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    >>1732251

    Oh?

    Yeah this one doesn't really do anything for me either.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:45 No.1732301
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    >>1732274
    what the fuck is wrong with her face there

    oh god

    what the fuck

    and is that a vaguely human torso shape

    the fuck

    no

    that is a fucking monster
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:45 No.1732305
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    >>1732274
    >using cursive for anything other than signing your name

    such an awful font to use for comics
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:45 No.1732308
    >>1732298
    that expression is a little weird
    but
    unf
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:45 No.1732309
    Even Koko the gorilla loved Mr. Rogers.
    She gave him a hug and everything.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:46 No.1732315
    >>1732184
    Wow, just wow. Defamation much?
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 05/05/12(Sat)04:46 No.1732317
    >>1732298
    Yeah.
    A) That face is just odd
    B) The shirt just looks goofy on a pony
    C) They normally don't even wear clothing
    D) It's a horse
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:47 No.1732319
    >>1732301
    She's just trying for you, anon.

    As for the face, they made her muzzle-points too large/puffy
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:47 No.1732321
    >>1732305
    >using print

    Cursive could have been our thing. It could have been a hallmark of our culture.

    But no, American kids r dumb and didn't want to keep writing in it because you can make print letters look dark and edgy without even trying.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:47 No.1732322
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    >>1732277
    I would be Mr. Rogers' friend.
    >you're the only one
    >by just your being you
    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:47 No.1732329
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    >>1732285
    >>1732277
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:47 No.1732330
    >>1732278
    >In brightest day, in blackest night...
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:48 No.1732336
    >>1732317
    >yourpeniscan'ttellthedifference.png
    i seriously don't understand what must be wrong with my brain to think that cartoon horses are attractive
    i'm sorry
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:48 No.1732339
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    >>1732184
    Some people are just human trash.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:49 No.1732345
    >>1732317
    Yeah. Was looking for a different one that's MUCH better, and would absolve two of those criteria.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:49 No.1732348
    >>1732330
    >no evil shall escape my sight
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:49 No.1732350
    >>1732339
    Bob Ross is second in command to Mr. Rogers.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:50 No.1732352
    >>1732315
    It is, but defamation is almost impossible to prove in US courts. You have to show beyond a shadow of a doubt that they were speaking with malicious intent.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:50 No.1732355
    >>1732348

    >Let those who bow to evil's might...
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:50 No.1732358
    >>1732348
    >MEOWTH! DAT'S RIGHT!
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 05/05/12(Sat)04:50 No.1732360
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    >>1732345
    Yeah, MS started this set which was pretty neat, but the shirt he picked for Twilight wasn't so great and was more like just a normal sleeping shirt.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:51 No.1732364
    >>1732355
    >Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!!!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:51 No.1732366
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    >>1732321
    >he can't make his cursive dark and edgy

    become greek
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:52 No.1732371
    what program is she drawing in here

    http://www.livestream.com/sunshinederp
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:52 No.1732372
    >>1732184
    Up next on Hannity: Jimmy Stewart, history's biggest asshole. But first, a special report: Baseball and apple pie. Are they for faggots?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:52 No.1732373
    >>1732352

    You know, based on that clip I have no doubts about that at all.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:53 No.1732381
    >>1732321
    cursive feels too distracting to me in a comic
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:54 No.1732390
    >>1732364
    I can totally buy someone believing in something sincerely enough to make it work for them, even if it's not a widely-accepted "religion".
    I feel like I put more credence in some of the fictional worlds I love than your average person who sleeps through church every Sunday.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:54 No.1732391
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    AB has completely gone off the furry end.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:54 No.1732400
    Which pony has the fartiest butt?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:55 No.1732403
    >>1732364
    >>1732355
    >>1732348
    >>1732330

    I just saw that as one Anon putting his ring to the battery, joined by another Anon with every line, then on the last line they raise their rings to the sky and are haloed in four pillars of green light.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:55 No.1732406
    >Mr.Rogers is god

    never change, MLPG
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:55 No.1732407
    >>1732321
    Print just looks and feels better in comics.

    I personally still write in cursive.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:55 No.1732408
    >>1732330
    You know, if I somehow ended up in a high-fantasy environment, and had the wherewithal to make it happen with a few appropriate enchanted items, I would totally be medieval Green Lantern.

    Even got the sweet creed-o. Maybe could have the last line be the activation words to an emergency 'shit is going down and I need to stop every last motherfucker in the room' enchantment. Think about it; you're down, they think they've won, but you slowly start whispering as you shakily stand. Your voice gains volume as you continue your recitation, holding your arm before you, ring aimed squarely at he who wished to end you. None of them are quite sure what to make of it. You're practically screaming as you finish, and a bright green light erupts from your extended fist, filling you with vitality and throwing the entire room back against the wall.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:55 No.1732409
    >>1732372

    No, no. Baseball and apple pie are one of the few things they defend like a bulwark.

    Essentially everything they say has to compliment the WW2 generation and lambaste our generation.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:56 No.1732412
    >>1732390
    We aren't talking about your average person here. We are talking about your Abrahams, Moseses, and Billy Grahams.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:56 No.1732414
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    >>1732184
    I didn't even watch Mr. Rogers as much as I probably should have and know that much about the man. but holy shit Fox.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:56 No.1732418
    >>1732406

    We won't.

    Because we're great and special just the way we are.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:56 No.1732419
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    >>1732403
    >>>/co/
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:57 No.1732426
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    >>1732400
    Celestia with her enormous sun butt
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:57 No.1732429
    Also there's a strawberry shortcake general on /co/ again if you feel like messing around there
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:57 No.1732432
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:58 No.1732435
    >>1732400
    fartybutt
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:58 No.1732437
    >>1732414
    That whole thing smells of parents seeing something wrong with their kids and trying to put blame on someone other than themselves.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:58 No.1732438
    What do you do when you feel lonely, MLPG?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:58 No.1732439
    >>1732426
    That gives an entirely new meaning to 'solar wind'
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:59 No.1732448
    >>1732438
    I retreat further into this fantasy world I've built around myself.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:59 No.1732450
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    >>1732438

    I work out. No, really. It does me good.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:59 No.1732451
    >>1732408

    I would love to do that - I have my own creed written and everything.

    >In dawning day, in deepest night
    >injustice won't escape my sight
    >let all who bow to evil's might
    >behold the glow - Green Lantern's Light!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:59 No.1732452
    Fuck this feel bullshit, time for fun

    Taking one or two Rarity requests, annnd go
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:59 No.1732455
    >>1732342

    >that blingee thread

    This place truly is a shithole if they can ruin good threads like that with OCs and porn.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:59 No.1732456
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    >>1732438
    I smile. I like it like that.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:00 No.1732461
    >you will never gently rub Lyra's teats
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:00 No.1732463
    >>1732452
    Rarity being cute with Pinkie Pie no I'm not Ross
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:00 No.1732465
    >>1732450
    Hm, fair enough.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:01 No.1732467
    >>1732452
    Rarity without her false eyelashes
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:01 No.1732468
    >>1732452
    Rarity babysitting little Sweetiebelle.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:01 No.1732469
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    >>1732409
    Technically it's their kids, the baby boomers.

    And anyway it all comes to the same. They're fucking with an American icon.

    You just don't do that.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:01 No.1732471
    >>1732461
    >Lyra will never accidentally miss your mouth and stick her teats in your nose
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:01 No.1732475
    >>1732439
    >Celestia will never rip an ungodly loud and smelly fart right in your face, dosing you with a deadly amount of solar radiation at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:01 No.1732480
    >>1732438
    Feel tired instead.

    Lay down. Zone out. Chill. Think about how little everything means in the end.

    Being lonely so much as made me into a really chill person in person, and taught me that it's fine to get mad on the internet and take it to absurd lengths until you're happy again.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:01 No.1732481
    >>1732360

    Why does MS attract all the shitty colourists?

    tfw you miss exploding guy
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:01 No.1732482
    >>1732455
    >Twilight creates an illusion exactly like this while attempting to "seduce" you.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:02 No.1732489
    >>1731119
    >Laugh and start farting
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:02 No.1732492
    >>1732437
    That's exactly how it felt like when watching, what a crock of crap. Even with all the clips they were showing alongside their slandering you could clearly see he was a better person than that.
    Christ, people are just so disgusting sometimes.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:03 No.1732495
    >>1732403
    guess what
    it was multiple anons as far as I know. I posted the second line.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:03 No.1732498
    >>1732475
    Well.

    Thank god for small miracles, eh?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:03 No.1732499
    >>1732480
    Are you me?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:03 No.1732500
    >>1732408

    >The Blue Ring of Hope can bolster an entire army with its incantation, but only if it is near the Green Ring of Will
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:03 No.1732507
    >>1732463
    >>1732467

    Done and done.
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 05/05/12(Sat)05:04 No.1732508
    >>1732481
    Yeah, I know it wasn't that great. Was like the 4th thing I did, and I was learning. Still haven't taken the time to get any sort of good.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:04 No.1732510
    >>1732480
    >>1732499
    This is good advice, but it's more of a band-aid to the problem than an actual solution
    >implying anyone here knows how to make friends or attract romantic partners
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:04 No.1732512
    >>1732495
    Then unless someone responded to himself at the end, that was solid.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:04 No.1732517
    >>1732482
    >Dancing snoops in the background while seductive trombones play

    I'm in the weed part of ponyville again
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:07 No.1732535
    I can't think of anything to say either, anon.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:08 No.1732539
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    NEWS FUCKIN' FLASH, EVERYONE

    IT TURNS OUT APPLEBLOOM HAS GRANDPARENTS THAT LOVE HER

    AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:08 No.1732540
    >>1732535
    Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:08 No.1732542
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    When times are sad, and you're afraid
    I'll be right here to give you aid
    Now don't be scared, you'll be all right
    Our hearts are filled with hopeful light
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:08 No.1732543
    >>1732540
    vinyl scratch
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:08 No.1732544
    >>1732535
    then don't say anything and kick the ball
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:08 No.1732545
    >>1732535
    This day is going to be perfect
    The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
    Everypony will gather round
    Say I look lovely in my gown
    What they don't know is that I have fooled them all.

    This day was going to be perfect
    The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
    But instead of having cake
    With all my friends to celebrate
    My wedding bells they may not ring for me at all.

    I could care less about the dress
    I won't partake in any cake
    Vows, well I will be lying when I say
    That through any kind of weather
    I'll want us to be together
    The truth is I don't care for him at all
    No I do not love the groom
    In my heart there is no room
    But I still want him to be all mine.

    We must escape before its too late
    Find a way to save the day
    Hope, I'll be lying if I say
    I don't fear that I may lose him
    To one who wants to use him
    Not care for love and cherish him each day
    For I oh-so love the groom
    Oh my thoughts he does consume
    Oh Shining Armor, I'll be there very soon.

    Finally the moment has arrived
    For me to be one lucky bride.

    Oh, the wedding we won't make
    He'll end up marrying a fake
    Shining Armor will be

    Mine, all mine!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:09 No.1732551
    >>1732542
    I read that in Mr. Rogers voice.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:09 No.1732552
    >>1732542
    co pls go
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:09 No.1732555
    >>1732545
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzsxfO7dBlA
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:09 No.1732557
    >Pony will never attempt to please you by adopting some bastardized aspect of human culture as she perceives it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:09 No.1732558
    >>1732552
    Please collect your fluffy pony on the way off of the lifeboat.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:10 No.1732562
    >>1732542
    My ex girlfriend said that to me when my granddad died, word for word.

    Two months later I caught her cheating on me.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:10 No.1732564
    >>1732557
    lyra plz wear human clothes and try to look sexy for me
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:10 No.1732568
    >>1732557
    >Applejack takes to wearing a holster
    >She has no idea what holsters are for so she just keeps apples in it
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:10 No.1732569
    >>1732564
    >you will never catch Lyra looking at you seductively as she uses her magic to adjust the fedora on her head
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:11 No.1732574
    >>1732557
    >come home
    >there's your waifu, covered in blood
    >corpses of small animals hanging from the ceiling
    >She's giving you a "Well, you like it?" expectant grin
    >it's starting to smell
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:11 No.1732575
    Nothing can stop the SMOOZE
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:11 No.1732576
    >>1732562
    I'm so sorry to hear that happened
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:12 No.1732579
    >>1732568
    It's late, but that made me laugh out loud.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:12 No.1732582
    There's something wrong with this thread...
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:12 No.1732585
    >>1732568
    Can we get a drawfag on this? It sounds adorable
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:12 No.1732586
    >>1732562
    Wow. Just wow.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:12 No.1732587
    >>1732545
    >>1732555
    >The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small

    Chrysalis sang that.

    Once during the song, and again during her reprise.

    It was something she'd wanted all her life. The culmination of her responsibility to her people. And it was snapped away in an instant.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:13 No.1732592
    >>1732587
    I'd feel sorry for her if she wasn't destroying a city.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:13 No.1732594
    >>1732574
    >"Pinkie.... What have you..... Why.... What.... Does Fluttershy know about this?"
    >"SHE'S IN THE FRIDGE!"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:14 No.1732597
    >>1732594
    ugh
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:14 No.1732600
    >>1732587
    > tryxalis.png

    ponychan plz go
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:14 No.1732602
    >>1732562

    I hope you responded to it rationally. You do not invoke a Blue Lantern-style oath to give someone hope, and pull some shit like that.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:15 No.1732607
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    >>1732594
    >in the fridge
    >she couldn't find a good Sun O))) album to listen to
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:15 No.1732608
    >>1732592
    >ask nicely for some delicious edible magical energy that the ponies have an excess of?
    >nope, gotta crash a wedding and terrify the citizens
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:15 No.1732610
    >>1732607
    EVERY FUCKING TIME.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:15 No.1732611
    >>1732592
    >>1732600
    >>1732608

    Yeah, kinda makes it hard to sympathize, what with the whole ruining an entire civilization in the process thing.

    Ah well.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:16 No.1732612
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    Princess Celestia writes friendship reports to Mr. Rogers.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:16 No.1732613
    >>1732607
    >Pinkie Pie listening to Merzbow
    This is my fetish for some bizarre reason
    Greentext, plz?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:16 No.1732618
    >>1732594
    would you store a pony in the fridge?

    >open for food
    >"why did you store me in here, it's really cold-"
    >close door because you now have food
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:16 No.1732619
    >>1732594
    >>1732574

    unfffffffffffucking no, dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:16 No.1732621
    >>1732607
    >Pope Palpatine on the fridge

    *sigh*
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:17 No.1732625
    >>1732607
    What I'm looking at on this picture?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:17 No.1732627
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    >>1732608
    >changelingbro comes crawling back
    >"can we have some love please? please?"
    >beaten up and thrown out of canterlot
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:17 No.1732628
    >>1732621

    That looks like John Paul II to me.

    Y'know. The GOOD pope.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:17 No.1732629
    >>1732625
    Sunn O))) recording a new album.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:17 No.1732630
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    >>1732625
    Sunn O))) recording studio
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:18 No.1732632
    >>1732613
    Normally I'd oblige, but Merzbow? Really?

    I mean Sun O))) is pretty heavy soundscapey whatever, but Merz is just... Noise. Earsplitting, godawful noise.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:18 No.1732636
    >>1732612
    That would be something if Mr. Rogers was made a Saint.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:18 No.1732637
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    >>1732618
    >pony in the fridge?
    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:18 No.1732638
    >>1732632
    But that's what makes it good...
    I love noise 'music', and I will tell myself that Pinkie would understand
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:19 No.1732642
    >You will never attempt to please pony by adopting some bastardized aspect of pone culture as you perceive it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:19 No.1732643
    >>1732629
    >>1732630
    > Sun O)))

    Not like it says anything to me but okay
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:19 No.1732644
    >>1732569
    I lost it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:19 No.1732646
    >>1732642
    >walk around naked and eat grass
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:20 No.1732654
    >>1732642

    I'm pretty sure that's one of the things that separates us from the bronies.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:20 No.1732655
    >>1732642
    >"Anon.... Did you... Shit on the carpet??"
    >"Neigh, my darling! Neigh!"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:20 No.1732656
    >>1732643
    That's what we have youtube and independent thought for, anon.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:21 No.1732661
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    So, all that fuss about Mr. Rogers is that he was a guy who told you how not shit you are?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:21 No.1732662
    >>1732643
    >Not knowing the finest drone doom band out there
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:21 No.1732669
    >>1732627
    >Whatever man
    >Heads over to the nearest university
    >Sets up a hive
    >Holds wild parties every night
    >ANIMAL HIVE
    >Discovers that changelings can feed off of brohood
    >Goes queen mode
    >Hive expands and consumes entire area
    >First changeling-run university in equestria
    >People still attend for the mandatory parties, unaware that changelings feed off of the party animaltude
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:22 No.1732674
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    >>1732661
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:23 No.1732677
    >>1732669
    I'm not letting my dear Pinkie near those hoodlums!
    They're out of control, I tell you!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:23 No.1732681
    >>1732612

    >Celestia goes to see Mr. Rogers when she starts feeling the pressure of her position and it gets to be too much for her
    >They have tea or coffee and just chat, as Celestia pours her heart out, unburdening herself of the worries and fears she's been feeling
    >Mr. Rogers always knows just how to help her feel better and remind her that fate, God, or whatever it is she happens to believe in would never give her more than she could handle, and that it's okay to feel a little stressed, even if you're a Princess like her, because everyone sometimes feels a little down.
    >she starts crying a little, even as she smiles and gives him a hug, which he gladly returns
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:23 No.1732683
    >>1732669
    >pinkie appointed as a dean
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:23 No.1732685
    >>1732662
    >not Boris
    Yes they are less droney but they have done some similar stuff and are far more versatile
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:25 No.1732692
    >>1732685
    >Implying Feedbacker can hold a candle to Monoliths and Dimensions
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:26 No.1732695
    Here's a pretty good description of Sunn O)))
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1duvy3ewoks
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:26 No.1732696
    >>1732661

    Not just us. Everyone.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:26 No.1732699
    >>1732669
    I laugh when I imagine a bunch of changelings doing frat shit.

    >loser has to transform into a hot babe
    >that's gay man
    >you're gay

    >dude check out my impression of the dean
    >hahahaha man thats great

    >hey bro can you turn into a keg real quick we need more beer
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:26 No.1732703
    So...
    Chrysalis and her dudes weren't really killed, were they?
    They just sort of got blasted of like Team Rocket.
    Will they just move on to the next town to feed off its love, or what?
    And the CMC arguing was all it took to awaken Discord.
    Is it always that easy?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:27 No.1732709
    >>1732699
    What happens when changelings get drunk?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:27 No.1732711
    >>1732699
    >changeling transforms into a keg
    >all that comes out is this thick green goop
    >it gets you drunker faster than you can say "No dude, I'm alright to drive"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:27 No.1732713
    >>1732612
    >>1732681

    >Dear Princess Celestia,

    >How are you doing today? I hope that you're feeling well. I met your pupil, Twilight Sparkle, today while I was out taking a walk around the neighborhood. She told me that she and her friends have been blessed with the task of spreading friendship all over the world, and helping others to realize that everyone has something special to contribute, just by being themselves, even if they know it or not. She told me all about you, and how you've been nothing but a positive influence on her and everyone else in your magical kingdom. It's always incredibly touching to hear about those with authority helping to encourage others to keep an open heart. I know that having a lot of others rely on you can sometimes feel like a burden, I might even make you feel lonely. But by staying true to who you are and doing good things, you can help inspire everyone else to try and be the best themselves they can be, and that's the most important hting in the world.

    >Your friend,
    >-Fred.

    >P.S. I also wanted to say thank you for raising the sun every morning. I know my day wouldn't be the same without it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:28 No.1732718
    >>1732709
    picasso paintings
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:28 No.1732720
    >>1732703
    I'm sure some died on impact, but a majority of them are now scattered all over Equestria.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:28 No.1732723
    >>1732713
    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:29 No.1732737
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    >>1732713
    Why do you do these things to me?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:30 No.1732744
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    >>1732703
    Chrysalis landed on a very sharp rock and died.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:30 No.1732745
    >>1732713
    >Mr. Rogers was in another country trying to deal with a crisis there when Luna turned into Nightmare Moon
    >Celestia waited and waited for him to get back, but in the end had to banish her
    >When he finally returned they spent hours crying into each other's arms/forelegs
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:31 No.1732753
    >>1732713
    >>1732681
    >>1732612
    I can't hold all these feels ;_;"
    I need to get some sleep but before I go you all need to know that you are my very best friends
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:31 No.1732754
    >>1732744
    One more hole isn't going to hurt her that much, right?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:32 No.1732759
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    Well, that's one request done. Now to do the Rarity being cute with Pinkie Pie thing.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:32 No.1732760
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    I meant to draw RD and FS playing with clouds though....
    I've not ever drawn filly.
    I'm glad if I can please you.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:32 No.1732761
    >>1732713
    I can literally hear this in his voice.

    >>1732745
    Celestia would be the one crying. Mr. Roger would tell her she try her best and she should be too down on that decision.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:32 No.1732765
    >>1732744
    Well, that's sad.
    But if they can change their physiology, I don't think she could be killed like that.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:32 No.1732767
    >>1732760
    It#s great.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:32 No.1732768
    >>1732744
    >implying she doesn't just have a new hole in her body
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:32 No.1732770
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    >>1732753
    I hate you too.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:33 No.1732772
    >>1732761
    He'd be crying to. He could have stopped it if he had been there.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:33 No.1732775
    >>1732759
    That human rarity looks really good actually
    Now I suppose I shall stay up for the next request.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:34 No.1732781
    >>1732761
    Dammit, its shouldn't*. stupid spell check.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:34 No.1732782
    >>1732759
    >Ross

    Yep, that's what I was afraid of.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:34 No.1732784
    >>1732759

    So your Rarity DOES have a real person underneath. Huh. it still looks like shit
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:34 No.1732788
    What would you do if you were tasked of killing cheeselegs with a special poison?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:34 No.1732791
    >>1732759
    >hidden construction lines
    >less pointy chin
    >no cheek circles

    The hair is a nice touch too but really those three small changes were all it took to make her face more appealing.

    I hope you take note of this.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:35 No.1732794
    >>1732713
    >>1732745

    >Mr. Rogers writes a letter to Luna, thanking her for making such lovely nights, perfect for stargazing.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:35 No.1732797
    >>1732760
    That you, Japanon?
    It's good.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:35 No.1732798
    >>1732788
    Not do it?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:35 No.1732799
    >>1732794
    YES
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:36 No.1732801
    >>1732759
    >Rarity looks sorta okay without the Freakish clown makeup

    Well it's nice to know that the Insane Clown Pose look made the design ultimatly horrid
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:36 No.1732805
    >>1732791

    Of course not.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:36 No.1732808
    >>1732788
    Do it

    And then cry afterwards because I fucking hate killing things, even if it's to prevent more suffering.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:37 No.1732817
    >>1732788
    I would tell her the truth, in secret.
    I couldn't kill her.
    She never killed anyone. As far as I know...
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:37 No.1732819
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    >>1732788
    >killing something interesting
    >that can talk and have feelings

    no

    ;-;
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:38 No.1732824
    >>1732794

    >she hangs the letter on her wall and rereads it every day
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:38 No.1732830
    >>1732817
    >>1732819
    But think of all the money.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:38 No.1732831
    Hey drawfags
    Why do you drawfag?
    I have forgotten.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:39 No.1732836
    >>1732808
    >kenshirocrying.png
    >> Art-Anon !!t4lXIDxagHl 05/05/12(Sat)05:39 No.1732842
    >>1732831

    It's what I love.

    And honestly, I can't see myself working a job doing anything else.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:39 No.1732846
    >>1732830
    money is just a means of exchange

    you can get it lots of other ways, by obtaining goods and exchanging them for money or doing jobs that aren't so

    deathy
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:39 No.1732848
    >>1732830
    I care not for material possessions.
    Love and friendship are far more valuable.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:39 No.1732849
    >>1732797
    yes, I hope that requester is still being.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:40 No.1732853
    >>1732831
    I'm not drawing, I'm listening.
    to my refrigerator
    just kidding, radiohead
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:41 No.1732858
    >>1732849
    englishtip: If you want to say "the person is still being" (existing in this place), say "the person is still here"

    you're welcome
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:41 No.1732859
    >>1732853
    But when you draw, why do you?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:41 No.1732861
    >>1732831
    I've been drawing all my life, or at least for as long as I can remember. I've never gotten any good and I rarely share my drawings with MLPG (they're kinda boring.) I also never intend to make a career out of it, I'm much better at computer science.

    I just find it fun. It's nice to have an idea and to be able to put it on paper.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:41 No.1732865
    >drawing because you like to
    GAY!secundi wearli
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:42 No.1732868
    >>1732859
    Because it's fun.
    The only reason I do anything ever.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:42 No.1732869
    >>1732788
    I'd use Love Poison on her and then use it on myself and stare into each other's eyes as her kingdom crumbles all around us.

    In the end I'd have carried out my duty, but I wouldn't want to live with the guilt. This is the only way.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:42 No.1732870
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    >>1732842
    >It's what I love.
    Every time I try to art, it looks horrible. I gave up all hope, some people in this world are not meant to draw.
    ;_;
    brb, committing Hiroshima
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:42 No.1732871
    >>1732842
    You're a pro, Art-Anon?
    Or just trying to become one?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:42 No.1732875
    >>1732794

    >Mr. Rogers listens as Luna vents her guilt for succumbing to her anger, jealousy and bitterness and becoming Nightmare Moon, how badly she missed her sister when she was sealed away, and her frustration over how the world has changed and she feels as though she's been left behind
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:42 No.1732877
    >>1732830
    Jeez, so it's not even for the good of [Country], it's just a hit?

    Double no. Sheesh.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:43 No.1732882
    >>1732877
    Why can't it be both? Government assassins and independent contractors get paid you know.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:44 No.1732889
    >>1732870
    How long did you try for?
    "talent" in art is very often just code for "started young".
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:44 No.1732893
    >>1732869
    I like that.
    I would do that.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:45 No.1732894
    >>1732882
    I still find the whole matter terribly unscrupulous. I mean, regicide? Really?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:45 No.1732899
    >>1732870
    >hurr
    Drawing is a skill that can be learned by anyone.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:45 No.1732902
    >>1732858
    actually, I should learn more English correctly....
    thank you.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:45 No.1732904
    You guys still want that Starswirls done or shall I spend the day on something else?
    I was going to make a long-winded post about unrelated bullshit and stick it down here, but MLPG is not my blog and my blog is not for my IRL bullshit anyway.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:46 No.1732908
    >>1732904
    Do what you want to do.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:46 No.1732909
    >>1732882
    It doesn't matter.
    I'm no betrayer.
    Plus, I kind of like this creepy bug pone.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:46 No.1732911
    Ross hurry up, I want to go to bed
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:47 No.1732914
    >>1732894
    It's no more regicide than using ant poison is. You just keep exterminating the Queen until one pops up that is willing to work peacefully with Celestia.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:47 No.1732916
    >>1732909

    >having principals
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:47 No.1732920
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    >>1732889
    >>1732899
    At like 14 or 15, but I failed miserably at it. I don't have any talent at all. In anything. The Mr. Rogers posted earlier in this thread really made me feel happier, I just know that there's something meant for me to do, but I will never find it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:48 No.1732929
    >>1732920
    DRAWING IS A SKILL THAT CAN BE LEARNED
    "TALENT" IS A BUZZWORD FOR PEOPLE TO MAKE PATHETIC EXCUSES
    LIKE YOU'RE DOING
    DRAW SOMETHING RIGHT NOW.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:49 No.1732935
    >>1732914
    You're likening a sentient people to ants.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:49 No.1732938
    >>1732914
    If I'm going to try to stop her, I'm not going to poison her.
    I may as well be killing her in her sleep. It's not right.
    I'd tell her that powerful people want her dead if she doesn't change.
    >>1732916
    You mean "principles".
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:49 No.1732939
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    >>1732920
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:49 No.1732940
    >>1732935

    They sure seem sentient.

    But how can we know for sure?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:49 No.1732941
    >>1732920
    You'll find it, anon.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:50 No.1732945
    >>1732938

    I KNOW WHAT I MEAN
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:50 No.1732949
    >>1732914
    >the queen is sentient and sapient
    >each one has a unique personality
    >we don't even know about the minions, but they show signs of intelligence like language comprehension too
    >we don't even know if they have a hive society or if they just look like bugs
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:50 No.1732951
    >>1732908
    After yesterday I don't even know what I want any more
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:50 No.1732956
    >>1732940
    You say that like it's in question. Do you even know what the word means?
    >> Art-Anon !!t4lXIDxagHl 05/05/12(Sat)05:51 No.1732958
    >>1732870

    I'm going to tell you what a friend of mine told me when I was feeling like that - talent means nothing.

    Starting halfway down the track may seem like a huge advantage in a footrace, but if you don't keep up the pace and practice as much as everyone else does, you'll still lose.

    Innate ability in a field can help someone do well quickly, but the ones who work hard are the ones who truly make something of themselves.

    You've seen plenty of artists who may show a great deal of skill, but have fallen into complacency and don't experiment or try anything new, who don't push their boundaries and really use their ability for all it's worth.

    The truly extraordinary artists are the talented ones who are willing to work and strive to improve. da Vinci was undisputed as one of the most brilliant man of his time, but he also made thousands, if not millions of drawings, all kinds of studies and sketches and schematics and what-have-you, to get where he ended up.

    >>1732871

    Trying to. I haven't really done anything I could add to a resume just yet.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:51 No.1732962
    >>1732920
    What do you mean, "failed miserably"?
    Everybody sucks balls at drawing for the first few years.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:51 No.1732963
    >>1732940
    BECAUSE WE'RE IN LOVE, DAMMIT!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:51 No.1732965
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    >>1732949
    You just made me realize that everything beyond "chrysalis is cute and a bitch that feeds off of love" is pure fanon.

    What have we become
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:52 No.1732970
    >>1732956

    okay fine. she seems 'sapient'

    you happy? asshole
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:52 No.1732971
    >>1732965
    MLPG
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:52 No.1732973
    >>1732965
    A Night Thread. We're exchanging speculation over a hypothetical situation for fun.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:53 No.1732976
    >>1732965
    We have always been ground zero for everything that is bad about this fandom.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:53 No.1732977
    >>1732965
    bronies

    ages ago

    you didn't notice the 2 dozen OC's we've made and how much we tolerate artist self inserts now or what
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:53 No.1732979
    >>1732929
    Can be learned, yes.

    But that doesn't mean everyone will be able to learn it.

    It's no binary on/off thing where you have it or you don't. There are huge shades of grey between the kind of people it will come naturally to, and those who will always struggle with the basics (and those really unlucky ones who are physically incapable of it).

    It's sad to admit, but not all dreams can come true.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:53 No.1732983
    >>1732958
    Getting a decent career in an art-related field is hard as fuck, but keep working on it if you really want to.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:53 No.1732986
    >>1732977
    artist self inserts to what?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:53 No.1732988
    >>1732935
    You can't think about a mark like that. >>1732940 has the right idea.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:54 No.1732989
    >>1732965
    >Getting fanon confused with canon
    Nigga rewatch the episode.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:54 No.1732992
    >>1732977

    Yeah, all the ponyfags left. You know where they went?
    >> Art-Anon !!t4lXIDxagHl 05/05/12(Sat)05:54 No.1732998
    >>1732983

    I've spent this much money on it - I might as well. I'm not looking forward to finally having to look for an internship, though.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:55 No.1732999
    >>1732992
    /g/?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:55 No.1733001
    >>1732962
    >>1732958
    I needed that, thanks.

    Also, >>1732979 this is what I'm trying to stress. I can't draw for shit, but what can drawing do for me? How can it improve my life in any way? It's not like anyone cares jack shit about drawers and artists anymore.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:55 No.1733003
    >>1732977
    >Implying making a character means you're a brony
    Do you even have fun?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:55 No.1733007
    >>1732970
    And now we've descended into mudslinging.

    Forgive me if I'm less inclined to give more consideration to one who feels the need to insult me as he solicits me to commit atrocities.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:55 No.1733008
    >>1732979
    >But that doesn't mean everyone will be able to learn it.
    THAT'S BULLSHIT AND YOU KNOW IT
    THE ONLY EXCUSE IS BEING PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF DRAWING.
    EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST "WAAAH I AM SO BAD RIGHT NOW"
    YOU'LL IMPROVE
    LEARNING TO DRAW IS LIKE LEARNING TO READ OR WRITE
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:56 No.1733013
    >>1732999
    bed
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:56 No.1733016
    >>1733011
    What's even going on there
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:57 No.1733022
    >>1732988
    Well, they made a mistake by approaching me to be an assassin.
    I'd tell her what's going on right away, and she'd be ready.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:57 No.1733026
    >>1733008
    >learning to draw is like learning to read or write
    Neither will make you money.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:57 No.1733029
    >>1733011
    Thank you for doing this. It's sobering.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:57 No.1733030
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    >>1733003
    >fun
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:58 No.1733033
    >>1733026
    >Learning to draw to make money
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:58 No.1733036
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    >>1733011
    please, please stop posting these here. Seeing the "art," reading that baby babble, its draining the energy from my body. Every time i see it another little piece of me dies.
    >> Art-Anon !!t4lXIDxagHl 05/05/12(Sat)05:58 No.1733043
    >>1733036

    Just report it as spam and move on.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:59 No.1733045
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    >>1732911

    Easy, bucko, this takes a bit of time. I'm tired myself and trying to get this pose to work.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:59 No.1733049
    >>1733033
    >implying that you can make a living off art
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:59 No.1733053
    >>1733036
    That is how the show creators feel about the fandom
    And all of it is our fault
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:59 No.1733054
    >>1733026
    It's true.
    I never learned to read or write, and I'm a millionaire.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:00 No.1733059
    >>1732788
    Nope.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:00 No.1733060
    >>1733049
    >implying you can't
    You need to be one of the best, but you can.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:00 No.1733061
    >>1733036
    I kind of like it. I was irrationally despairing over being the worst artist in the fandom, but that kind of shit makes me feel a whole lot better about my shitscribbles.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:00 No.1733062
    >>1733022
    >Chrysalis rewards you with sex
    >When you remove your shirt she accidentally reads the explosive rune Celestia painted on you chest
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:01 No.1733073
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    >art despair talk

    Honestly it's rare that I feel bad about just plain not being good. I mostly just regret not starting sooner. I feel this enormous pressure to try to play catchup with people my age or younger who have been drawing their entire lives and know so much more than I do, and it's painful to think that even if I push as hard as I can I'm still decades behind.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:01 No.1733075
    >>1733062
    >reads the explosive rune Celestia painted on you chest
    Celestia you bitch.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:01 No.1733078
    >>1733008
    There's a difference between being able to do something, and being able to do it well.

    To take an extreme example: most people can learn to ride a bike, not everyone will be able to cycle in the Olympics.

    So we get a lot of mediocre drawfags who struggle to advance, and a few really good ones.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:02 No.1733079
    >>1733062
    CELESTIAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:02 No.1733085
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    >>1733073
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:03 No.1733094
    >>1733060
    >need to be one of the best
    >in a world where Liefeld made mad dosh
    >where both Tim Buckley and Ryan Sohmer can live off of terrible webcomics
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:04 No.1733096
    >>1733075
    >>1733079
    I sort of want to make a Chaotic Evil Wizard and paint Explosive Runes on prostitutes in places normally covered by clothing. Afterwards I would magically wipe their memories of the event.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:04 No.1733104
    >>1733073
    In fairness, I know there are things I can do that they cannot because I went down a different road in life.

    Still, only being able to produce childlike scribbles they were doing at half my age is depressing.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:04 No.1733105
    Okay, I think I've officially turned over to the Chrysalis side.
    She may as well corrupt the main six. No point in making things harder than they have to be...
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:05 No.1733107
    >>1733094
    I was thinking about actually making good money and not just living off webcomics
    You're right about Liefeld though.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:05 No.1733110
    >>1733105
    Welcome to the club, faggot
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:06 No.1733118
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    >>1733105
    She is a very kawaii pony.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:06 No.1733120
    >>1733096
    So does the person who reads the runes explode, or do you explode?
    Or do you both explode?
    How does this work?
    >> Art-Anon !!t4lXIDxagHl 05/05/12(Sat)06:06 No.1733123
    >>1733073

    I started drawing when I was in kindergarten, but I only started doing it seriously, actually trying to improve, when I was around the eighth or ninth grade.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:06 No.1733126
    >>1733118
    but she isnt a pony
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:07 No.1733129
    >>1733094
    The Room and Birdemic got cinematic releases
    Doug Walker makes a living off his site
    Rob Liefeld was famous
    A talentless brony made 10 grand on kickstarter
    Hitler ruled most of europe after failing to enter art school
    Genghis Khan was illiterate
    Your greatest achievement is whining on an anonymous imageboard
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:07 No.1733132
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    >>1733118
    Indeed.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:07 No.1733135
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    >>1733105
    Such a weakling. Instead of caving to her corruption, why not show her the light?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:07 No.1733136
    >>1733123
    >when I was around the eighth or ninth grade.
    WELL THEN
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:07 No.1733137
    >>1733120
    A magical explosion is created, centered on the rune
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:08 No.1733139
    >>1733120
    >You trace these mystic runes upon a book, map, scroll, or similar object bearing written information. The runes detonate when read, dealing 6d6 points of force damage. Anyone next to the runes (close enough to read them) takes the full damage with no saving throw; any other creature within 10 feet of the runes is entitled to a Reflex save for half damage. The object on which the runes were written also takes full damage (no saving throw).
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:08 No.1733140
    >>1733104
    I actually wonder what the hell kind of skills I've been developing my whole life.

    Most of the artists I know seem to also be into programming or some other shit in addition to being better artists than I am and I can't really do ANYTHING.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:08 No.1733142
    >>1733120
    The rune explodes.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:09 No.1733148
    >>1733139
    >close enough to read them
    So if I got a guy with farsight or some equivalent to read them from the other side of the world would it kill everyone?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:09 No.1733153
    >>1733148
    You'd have to take that up with your DM.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:10 No.1733156
    >>1733135
    I'm not alone I see.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:10 No.1733157
    >Open a youtube video with a girl talking as the main part
    >Spam open in a new tab of the video title
    >5+ tabs should do the trick
    >put headphones on
    enjoy a room full of girls
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:10 No.1733158
    >>1733135
    I'll show her my penis
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:10 No.1733159
    >>1733135
    Corruption is in the eye of the beholder, friend. You are the one who wishes to disturb their way of life. To upset the balance.

    Have you ever stopped to think of what it is you're doing, in the pursuit of 'justice'?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:10 No.1733161
    >>1733153
    I love ambiguous rules.
    Carve them onto the moon?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:10 No.1733162
    >>1733148
    Farsight and other similar scrying magic does not work that way and neither does omniscience.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:10 No.1733163
    >>1733135
    >Villain redemption
    S1 Luna pls go.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:11 No.1733164
    >>1733135
    >implying a guardian wouldn't just set her aflame to purge her
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:11 No.1733168
    >>1733159
    I actually struggle with that dilemma in less fetishy ways.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:11 No.1733169
    >>1733135
    DIS IS MY OC HE MARYED 2 QKWIN CHRISALYS CUZ HE TOT HER HOW 3 LOV
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:11 No.1733170
    >>1733135
    >Creating your own fanon to like her
    >Not liking the character as is
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:11 No.1733171
    >>1732788
    >Infiltrate the changeling stronghold to deliver the poison.
    >When you reach Chrysalis' sleeping chamber, you accidentally awaken her.
    >You find yourself staring into her beautiful green eyes.
    >The next thing you know, you're handing over the poison and explaining the entire assassination plot to your Queen.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:12 No.1733172
    >>1733164
    Showing her the light implies both ways, anon.

    >>1733159
    >To upset the balance.
    Anything with a mind does this all the time.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:12 No.1733173
    >>1733135
    Because villains on this show never learn a lesson.
    Nightmare Moon was more or less obliterated.
    Trixie ran out of town, just as prideful as ever.
    Gilda abandoned her old friend, just as bitchy as ever.
    Discord didn't even believe the elements would work, until he was turned to stone again.
    Chrysalis and the changelings were blasted away without any attempt at compromise.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:12 No.1733174
    >>1733168
    Oh, were we talking about 'fetishy' stuff? I wasn't aware.

    Not opposed of course, just didn't realize.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:12 No.1733176
    >>1733161
    The runes are too small to read from that far away. You can't just upscale them, magic is not MSWord.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:12 No.1733177
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    >>1733169
    My OC human is better than your OC human.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:12 No.1733179
    >>1733171
    >Implying she wouldnt just mind control you and keep you as her emotion slave forever
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:12 No.1733180
    >>1733159
    Hear hear! Lawful Good can eat a bag of donuts

    Between this and the Explosive Runes, we've become insec/tg/eneral. Good job, guys!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:12 No.1733182
    >>1733177
    Holy shit, that's awesome.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:13 No.1733186
    >>1733171
    >seamless transition

    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:13 No.1733188
    >>1733169
    >u wil nevr teecha chanjling how w loev
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:13 No.1733190
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:13 No.1733192
    >>1733177
    Why didn't armorbro tell us on the first day
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:13 No.1733194
    >>1733176
    It also begs the questions:
    Is there a range for the runes?
    How do you detonate the correct one?
    Or can you just, like, say the incantation for explosive runes and cause some rune somewhere in the world to explode.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:14 No.1733196
    *clink*
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:14 No.1733202
    >>1733180
    Hasbro owns D&D, so we're still on topic.

    It would be incredibly easy to make Shining Armor as a character
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:14 No.1733203
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    >>1733176
    Write the moon with a lazer.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:14 No.1733204
    >>1733196
    this is now the sound that bug pone makes when touching anything metal

    i hope you're happy
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:14 No.1733205
    >>1733174
    Everything with chrysalis ends up fetishy around here sadly.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:14 No.1733207
    >>1733135
    >implying a guardian would stand a chance against a good necromancer
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:15 No.1733209
    >>1733205
    >you will never spend the night in the fun chamber
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:15 No.1733210
    >>1733202
    Since he is so bland right.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:15 No.1733213
    >>1733194
    IIRC it's touch range, and the runes don't have to be read aloud, or even be legible words. It just has to be viewed, and attempted to be comprehended in some fashion.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:15 No.1733214
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    would you
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:15 No.1733216
    >>1733176
    Surely there's someway I can bend light on a huge scale between the runes and the observer.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:16 No.1733217
    >>1733205
    i feel sorry for the few people who just want to cuddle it

    they put up with our shit just to get to the >feels
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:16 No.1733219
    >>1733179
    She wouldn't have to, but I wouldn't object.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:16 No.1733220
    >>1733192
    He hates us.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:16 No.1733224
    >>1733214
    >holes in legs

    FINALLY

    >animeface

    2/10 would not bang
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:16 No.1733226
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    >>1733182
    Yeah. LARPs like that are almost enough to make me wish I lived in Europe.

    >>1733192
    I'm pretty sure this is from a different event.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:16 No.1733228
    >>1733217
    That's the way I am. I dont know what it is about Chrysalis, but I get zero boner fuel from her. Which is unusual. But I would cuddle that bug pony.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:16 No.1733229
    >>1733171
    Is that hypnosis or what.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:17 No.1733231
    >>1733194
    The rune is magic, it knows when someone reads it, as opposed to just someone saying the words.
    You don't even need to read the rune out loud, just read it.
    They are about as big as your normal textbook text, and conform to text around them, if any exists. However they cannot become bigger, so no cheating with exploding billboards.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:17 No.1733232
    >>1733205
    >sadly

    Eh.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:17 No.1733233
    >>1733209
    yaaay fun chamber

    >bouncy castles.png
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:17 No.1733235
    >>1733202
    I'm so rolling a Surfer Paladin in the next campaign I join.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:17 No.1733237
    >>1733217
    I like it both ways but when you get too much of one thing you get bored of it. MLPG always does that.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:17 No.1733239
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    >>1733214
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:17 No.1733240
    >>1733207
    >implying a guardian isn't as good as a necromancer.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:18 No.1733243
    >>1733214
    >tonigth
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:18 No.1733248
    >>1733235
    Man rolling a dwarf professional surfer is just the best way to throw a wrench in any campaign.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:19 No.1733249
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    >>1733236
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:19 No.1733250
    >>1733236
    whenever I see anthro, I think "that's gross, but if it was real I'd probably fuck it anyways after taking her out to a nice dinner at the olive garden".
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:19 No.1733251
    >>1733240
    Maybe with other people, but alone?
    I don't think there's a class other than thief that can take down a necromancer right now.
    Fucking death shroud.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:19 No.1733252
    >>1733226
    >I'm pretty sure this is from a different event.
    The guy is covered in purity seals.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:19 No.1733256
    >>1733239
    > typical_mlpg_scum.png
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:19 No.1733257
    >>1733250
    >Caring about sluts enough to take them to Olive Garden
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:19 No.1733258
    >>1733179
    that's what happened
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:19 No.1733260
    So is there a SuperDeepThroat mod for Chrysalis yet?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:20 No.1733261
    >>1733251
    Well there was only three days of beta.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:20 No.1733262
    >>1733216
    It still won't enhance the actual explosion. You could just use a spyglass to read explosive runes from afar, safely detonating them. They only have touch range.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:20 No.1733263
    >>1733233
    would you bounce on top of a pudgy chrysalis
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:20 No.1733264
    >>1733249
    >Chrysalis
    >kimono
    why
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:20 No.1733266
    >>1733256
    You have to admit the generals on the finale were pretty good
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:20 No.1733268
    >>1733261
    I know, but still.
    Necromancers were pretty bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:21 No.1733269
    >>1733266
    Mostly because we weren't talking about the episode just chrysalis.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:21 No.1733270
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    >>1733214
    >those hands
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:21 No.1733272
    So, would you even care if >she hypnotized you into loving her?
    I mean, of course you couldn't care in that situation, but do you care right now?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:22 No.1733279
    >>1733262
    The rules said close enough to read them
    Very vague.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:22 No.1733280
    >>1733263
    Wouldn't that kinda h-
    >changeling

    Eh, sure, why not?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:22 No.1733284
    >>1733250
    real anthro would just be ugly prognathic humans
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:22 No.1733285
    >>1733269
    That's what the "few hours after new horse" general is there for

    To discuss the episode after it isn't obscured by enthusiasm anymore
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:22 No.1733286
    >>1733272
    Well I already do so it seems pointless.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:23 No.1733287
    >>1733272
    no, but then, that's very much a case of a fetish overriding common sense
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:23 No.1733293
    >>1733226

    I love these guys. It makes Dagorhir look like a bunch of pussies.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:23 No.1733295
    >>1733279
    Fine.
    A wizard on the other end of the material plane casts a scrying spell and reads the runes. The multiverse is destroyed. Roll a new character.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:23 No.1733298
    >>1733262
    That isn't how runes are meant to be used. You slip them in a book that your target is going to read, or put them in your journal if you don't want anyone else reading it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:24 No.1733299
    >>1733293

    And of course, I forget my link. Sorry.

    http://youtu.be/jAZZshyEWDA
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:24 No.1733303
    >>1733287
    Well, from a practical standpoint, you'd be set at that point, wanting for nothing.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:24 No.1733306
    >>1733272
    In a conscious, logical, sense, I'd be completely against it. Losing my free will is terrifying.

    But sexy as fuck. Mind control is my fetish.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:24 No.1733309
    >>1733267
    I wish I could post her in /tg/'s next Thri-Kreen thread.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:25 No.1733311
    >>1733295
    I roll a surfer paladin.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:25 No.1733316
    Should we just run some D&D in the NEXT HORSE?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:25 No.1733318
    >>1733303
    exactly, I'd gladly spend the rest of my life happily serving my queen
    what could be better than that?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:25 No.1733320
    >>1733272
    I'd hate it. Having your free will taken away is the same as being killed.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:26 No.1733323
    >>1733298
    Or write "I prepared explosive runes this morning" in really small letters on the wall.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:26 No.1733324
    >>1733272
    Man, unless she put in some sort of "don't attack me" clause into that "love me" spell, I'd be stabbing that bitch to death.
    I mean, I'd love her and all, but mind control just wigs me out, man.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:27 No.1733333
    >>1733311
    A doppelgänger of your fiance mindlays you, reducing you yo negative CHA.
    You die.
    Roll a new character
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:27 No.1733336
    >>1733272
    She can't do that unless she gains enough power from love and weakens me enough.

    Also

    >No free will
    >You technically don't exist, since everything about you as a person is defined as how you express your free will
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:27 No.1733339
    >>1733306
    Fuck, that is my conundrum.
    Brainwashing, and all its variations, have been my greatest fear ever since I saw Planet of the Apes as a kid and that guy turned around to reveal the big scar on his head.
    At the same time........
    I occasionally can't help what gives me a boner....
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:27 No.1733344
    >>1733333
    >You die.
    He got what he deserved for doing that.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:28 No.1733349
    >>1733333
    I roll an autistic wizard.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:28 No.1733351
    >>1733318
    Nothing, anon. Every day would be absolute rapture, no matter what happened, so long as you could please your queen.

    And that's what's so great about it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:29 No.1733354
    >>1733298
    I see you've never been to a dungeon where the clues to the traps were written on the walls by a past adventurer. The catch is he also left lots of explosive runes among the clues.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:29 No.1733355
    The last two weeks felt like 2 years
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:29 No.1733359
    >>1733333
    Prepare for Yamino
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:29 No.1733362
    >>1733339
    >>1733336
    >>1733320
    >you die
    >body still walking around with someone else in it
    >worst death ever
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:30 No.1733363
    >>1733349
    Make him Rainman.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:30 No.1733366
    >>1733355
    TELL ME MORE
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:30 No.1733368
    >>1733349
    Pelor smites you for failing to learn anything new on time
    Roll a new character
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:30 No.1733369
    >>1733285
    We didn't do that either.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:30 No.1733370
    >>1733339
    Because giving up control, putting absolute trust, nay, your very life in the hands of another, even if only for a short while, is as exciting as it is dangerous.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:30 No.1733371
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    >>1733351
    I am loyal to mai waifu who is not a bug queen. I am loyal to mai waifu who is not a bug queen. I am loyal to mai waifu who is not a bug queen. I am loyal to mai waifu who is not a bug queen. I am loyal to mai waifu who is not a bug queen.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:30 No.1733372
    >>1733351
    I wonder if she'd grant me one last request before she stripped away my will
    I would very much like a nice collar
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:31 No.1733376
    >>1733370
    >giving up control
    It's not quite the same.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:31 No.1733380
    >>1733371
    Are you, anon?

    Are you?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:31 No.1733381
    >>1733370
    Yeah, that's why I'd let Twilight do it. Of course she'd put me back, but until then it'd be easy and exciting for me as well as her.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:31 No.1733382
    >>1733336
    That already happened.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:32 No.1733384
    >cheeselegs folder grew 10 images today
    >still haven't gotten a boner to it despite efforts

    this is getting out of hand
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:32 No.1733386
    >>1733371
    Your waifu is actually bug queen in disguise
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:32 No.1733387
    >>1733298
    >isn't how runes are meant to be used
    You don't say.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:34 No.1733397
    >>1733370
    For me, it's the loss of control, the loss of inhibition. Giving in to her power, and experiencing the bliss of following her will is a real turn-on
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:34 No.1733402
    >>1733372
    I'm sure she would be pleasantly surprised to hear that. Perhaps something in black, to match her carapace?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:34 No.1733404
    Can someone besides the "you die" guy be DM?
    I want to play D&D not Paranoia
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:35 No.1733409
    >>1733397
    >and experiencing the bliss of following her
    That wouldn't actually happen since it wouldn't be you/
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:35 No.1733412
    >>1733380
    I don't think I am anymore.
    >>1733386
    That's even worse! That means the real one is imprisoned somewhere, or even killed.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:35 No.1733414
    >>1733402
    black could look nice. Something nice and tight, not too thick, maybe with a little metal nametag dangling from the clasp. Nothing fancy, not for a pet, but just *there* enough that it'd be noticeable,.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:36 No.1733417
    >>1733404
    I am a Genie. Make a wish.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:36 No.1733420
    >>1733250
    when it comes to fucking you would fuck anything because, anon, you never actually had an actual sex with anyone (and so you are here, just like other losers)
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:36 No.1733421
    >>1733412
    The real one is doing fine elsewhere. She isn't even aware of your existence, and if you ever met her she would dislike you.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:36 No.1733424
    >>1733414
    I can see why you avoid grammar usually
    Tut tut
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:37 No.1733428
    >>1733414
    Yes...

    A symbol of your fealty.

    An ever present reminder of your place.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:37 No.1733433
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    >>1733412
    >That means the real one is imprisoned somewhere
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:38 No.1733437
    >>1733424
    I can gramor sir I promise! I can even use a semicolon sometimes!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:39 No.1733443
    Submission fetishists irk me.

    Probably because I believe that a human should take pride in what they are, as the only creature on the planet to have a real concept of freedom.

    What kind of a complex is that
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:39 No.1733445
    >>1733443
    space marine complex
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:39 No.1733446
    >>1733443
    >Trying to understand a fetish that isnt yours
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:40 No.1733448
    >>1733443
    >Making sense of fetishes
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:40 No.1733450
    >>1733443
    >Probably because I believe that a human should take pride in what they are, as the only creature on the planet to have a real concept of freedom.

    Hello me.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:40 No.1733452
    >>1733443
    You can take pride in what you are and still submit to another. Why, if somebody isn't enthusiastic about becoming the best pet you've ever had, they don't stand much chance of being it, do they?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:40 No.1733454
    >>1733445
    I just got back from a 40kids are worse than bronies argument on /v/. Damn.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:40 No.1733455
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    >>1733443
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:40 No.1733457
    >>1733404
    Fine, I'll be DM.
    -no Chaotic Stupid characters
    -no world destroying magic abuse (though amusing abuse of vague interpretations is allowed)
    -unless we move to /tg/ we'll need to use post numbers for rolling
    -acceptable gods: Celestia (LG) Luna (NG) Discord (CN) Chaos (CE) - other alignments acceptable with a good excuse
    -if you want to be a rule lawyer go right ahead mr. That Guy.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:40 No.1733458
    >>1733445
    I'm not him, but I share his beliefs and can blame/thank Warhammer 40K for that.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:41 No.1733462
    >>1733443
    I have a similar thing for similar reasons.
    It's probably due to my strained relationship with my father incidentally.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:41 No.1733464
    >>1733445
    So long as you don't speak in BAHTEL BRUTHERS mode it's probably not a problem
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:41 No.1733466
    >>1733409
    Well, I wouldn't realize that. And just because she's controlling me doesn't mean she's removing my entire personality or my identity. She's changing things, but there'd still be something of "me" there.

    And again, I can get past all of this when it's fantasy, and directed at me. I'm >>1733306. Realistically, it's horrifying. But as a fantasy? Sexy.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:41 No.1733471
    >>1733433
    Never saw that one. Gave me a feeling in my pants.
    But I couldn't abide the pone that I thought was mai waifu being stuck like that.
    It's fine for me to be her slave, but.... But..... She's just going to mind control me into not caring, isn't she?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:41 No.1733472
    >>1733457
    Chrysalis is my god. What alignment am I?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:41 No.1733474
    >>1733464
    Boreale never fails to make me laugh.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:41 No.1733476
    >>1733457
    Can I be a vampire that worships Pelor as a god of death?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:42 No.1733477
    >>1733443
    It's called having expectations for humanity.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:42 No.1733485
    >>1733471
    Into caring about what?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:43 No.1733488
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    >>1733457
    Can I roll a bear?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:43 No.1733490
    >>1733477
    >expectations for humanity
    >on 4chan
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:43 No.1733491
    >>1733471
    Of course she is. If you behave, she might even do the same to your waifu and let both of you serve together.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:43 No.1733494
    >>1733491
    >>1733466
    MLPG I'm sick of being disgusted and aroused by you guys.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:43 No.1733495
    >>1733471
    Mind controlling takes so much work. She'd try to control you with pleasure instead. Is that her pussy your fucking, or the pussy of your waifu?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:43 No.1733496
    >>1733490
    I expect humanity to fail me on every turn. What now?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:44 No.1733500
    >>1733495
    That's just wishful thinking anon.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:44 No.1733502
    >>1733494
    No you're not.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:44 No.1733503
    >>1733491
    suddenly FFM
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:45 No.1733509
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    >>1733472
    Faggot Evil
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:45 No.1733511
    >>1733502
    Can't I just be aroused?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:46 No.1733512
    >>1733472
    TN, but I'm bumping it to NE if you go out of your way to cause trouble to innocents.
    >>1733476
    Yes. However you still keep all the usual vampire drawbacks
    >>1733488
    Yes, but you take a penalty when fighting Fluttershy, even if you take the bluff needed to not scare other ponies.
    As a beast you will also get a penalty to CHA and INT to compensate for your boosts to STR and CON
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:46 No.1733514
    >>1733511

    Disgusted and aroused go hand in hand
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:46 No.1733515
    >>1733491
    I hope that's what she'd do.
    I shouldn't drag her into this, but as long as I'm going all the way...
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:46 No.1733518
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    >>1733500
    She'd probably use her mouth first. The feeling of her tongue and your waifu's tongue caressing your cock at the same time would be incredible.

    >>1733471
    If you liked that then you'll love this.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:47 No.1733521
    >tfw Death Grips cancels their entire tour
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:47 No.1733522
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    your queen welcomes you

    what do
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:47 No.1733528
    Is there any fetish that Chrysalis doesnt cater to?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:47 No.1733531
    >>1733522
    Leave.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:48 No.1733533
    >>1733443
    I figure that we have freedom, but with that comes the freedom to choose to submit oneself to another.

    I'm with you in that I'm usually against that kind of thing, but I feel like people have the right to make that choice.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:48 No.1733535
    >>1733522
    Hugs, cuddles and snuggles

    And then we go out to lunch.

    >make her pay the bill since she's feeding off of me
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:48 No.1733536
    >>1733522
    Step inside and take my shoes off by the door.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:48 No.1733537
    >>1733528

    loli

    seriously, she looks old
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:48 No.1733538
    >>1733522
    ==>Compliment hat

    ==>Ogle rump
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:48 No.1733540
    >>1733521
    >2012
    >Trusting drug addicts
    >> MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr 05/05/12(Sat)06:48 No.1733541
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:48 No.1733543
    >>1733528
    Shapeshifters kinda cater to anything needed, provided they don't have notable restrictions to their abilities.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:48 No.1733548
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    >>1733537
    >Changeling
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:49 No.1733549
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    >>1733538
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:49 No.1733554
    >>1733541
    Run while you can.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:49 No.1733555
    >>1733548

    Oh, I like that!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:49 No.1733557
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    >>1733522
    Ask her if she can turn into me
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:50 No.1733562
    >>1733549
    Whenever I see it my first thought is that it's somehow around her neck. Then I realize she has it in her mouth.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:50 No.1733564
    >>1733557
    "It's not gay, it's masturbation!"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:51 No.1733574
    >>1733528
    I don't know.
    Not really
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:52 No.1733579
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    >>1733541
    Help me Roogna people are acting weird
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:52 No.1733580
    If you met the cheeseling queen, she would intentionally act moe as fuck just to snack off your love and then let you recover for a while in a complimentary cocoon before snacking some more the next day.

    >Implying that she wouldn't drain you of love and energy every night, cuddling you to sleep
    >> MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr 05/05/12(Sat)06:52 No.1733586
    >>1733541
    Fuck off Roogna!
    there, its said, now I can sleep!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:53 No.1733589
    Well for the record I would like a nice normal not too freaky consenting relationship with possible redemption on the side involving her.
    Not that what you've been saying isn't great, it's just not as good.
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)06:53 No.1733594
    >The party enters a damp cavern
    >Translucent green mucus drips from the stone walls, gathering in small stagnant puddles on the floor
    >You hear a distant buzzing noise similar to a swarm of large insects, as well as some hissing in the shadows
    You have been brought here on a quest to recover the protege of the sun, destined this day to marry the nephew of her god. Your sources point to this being the work of a king from a far away land, possibly working together with an insider in the court of the sun.
    You are also joined by a child named Terry.

    State your actions.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:54 No.1733598
    >>1733580
    >Implying she'd need to act moe

    That may work for you cuddlesluts, but from where I'm standing, she's pure fucking evil, and that gets me right the hell off.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:54 No.1733599
    >That feel when Chrysalis impersonates your waifu to feed on your love, and by the time she reveals herself, it's way too late and you're already her slave, along with your waifu who she had one of her drones condition by impersonating you.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:54 No.1733604
    >>1733594
    rape terry
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:54 No.1733606
    >>1733528
    Carnies.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:55 No.1733608
    >>1733606

    is that a fetish?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:55 No.1733609
    >>1733594
    Punch terry in the face for having such a retarded name
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:55 No.1733610
    >>1733606
    ...

    That's a thing?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:55 No.1733615
    >>1733594
    taste mucus

    it must be delicious
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:56 No.1733617
    >>1733594

    check inventory
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:56 No.1733620
    >>1733594
    My Surfer Paladin Mk II (rerolled after he died the first time) throws up a shield.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:56 No.1733623
    >>1733594
    Hug Tom.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:57 No.1733628
    >>1733594
    My Autistic Wizard mk II stands still feeling sorry for himself and utters "that feel when no gf"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:57 No.1733630
    >>1733594
    Scoop up a handful of mucus and make Terry eat it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:58 No.1733634
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    >>1733557
    >>1733564
    that would be awesome
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:58 No.1733635
    >>1733594
    Use my vampiric powers to assume a gaseous form.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:59 No.1733640
    >>1733628
    Surfer Paladin Mk II makes sure to mention his smoking hot fiancée to Autistic Wizard Mk II at every given opportunity. Talking is a free action!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:59 No.1733641
    >>1733635

    vampires can't do that!

    I learned about them in Twilight
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:59 No.1733644
    >>1733594
    Record the buzzing noise with intentions to release it as a new Sunn O))) album
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:00 No.1733648
    >>1733640
    Autistic Wizard Mk II calls Surfer Paladin Mk II a normalfag and tells him to go back to facebook
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:00 No.1733651
    >>1733594
    Fuck Derpy.
    >> NOOT 05/05/12(Sat)07:00 No.1733653
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    im bored as shit and i still havent watched the spike dragon episode yet?

    anyone wanna get in stram of some pone and then ill draw or some shit?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:02 No.1733665
    >>1733594
    >>1733635
    Hold up a second, I have Darkvision up to 60 feet. What do I see?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:03 No.1733666
    >>1733648
    terry lives out her vore fetish and stuffs herself into autistic wizard mk II's mouth, rendering him unable to talk
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)07:03 No.1733669
    >>1733604
    >>1733609
    You leap on Terry, grasping at his clothes and tearing them off. As one of you places their dick in his anus, the other beats him senseless.
    Terry is now knocked out.
    >>1733615
    The mucus is lukewarm and tastes tangy. You suspect it contains digestive fluids and possibly some preservative agents.
    >>1733617
    Your party has
    10 feet of rope, Clothing, Flint and steel, Food rations, A broadsword, Two clubs, A crossbow with 30 bolts, A spellbook and a letter from the Sun Queen
    >>1733620
    You are now shielded from an incoming attack. To enlarge the shield to protect others, please roll a skill test.
    >>1733623
    You hug a boulder. It does not react.
    >>1733630
    Terry is knocked out and unable to eat
    >>1733628
    >>1733640
    >>1733648
    The party overhears some skittering noises as these two argue. Roll to spot?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:04 No.1733671
    >>1733666
    Autistic Wizard Mk II enjoys this as his favorite food is chicken.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:04 No.1733672
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    >>1733653
    Get away from me casual
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:05 No.1733683
    >>1733669
    throw terry out into the darkness and see if anything eats him
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:05 No.1733684
    >>1733669
    You approved my Pelor worshipping vampire, right? What do I see with my darkvision?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:05 No.1733688
    >>1733683

    no! we need to tie the rope to him first, so he cant get away, and so we can follow him to safety!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:06 No.1733692
    >>1733688
    okay

    tie rope to terry dog-leash style

    throw terry at noises while holding onto rope
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:07 No.1733700
    >>1733692

    I agree with this

    also ready the party with our weapons
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)07:07 No.1733701
    >>1733635
    You attempt to polymorph self. You are unfamiliar with this kind of spell and fail to change your form.
    >>1733665
    >>1733683
    >>1733684
    The unconscious body of Terry is hurled into the darkness, and the keen eyes of the vampire's darkvision spots four figures descend from the shadows and drag the body off. As he was also focusing on casting Polymorph Self, he was unable to accurately identify the creatures, but they seemed medium sized and winged.

    Terry has left the party.

    State next action?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:08 No.1733704
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:08 No.1733706
    >>1733701
    ready weapons

    follow terry's corpse and get ready to kick ass
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:09 No.1733711
    >>1733701
    Stop with the Polymorph Self, grab a club, and go after him.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:09 No.1733712
    >>1733704
    That fanon is stupid.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:10 No.1733720
    >>1733704
    > implying you wouldn't corrupt her
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:10 No.1733722
    >>1733701
    Autistic Wizard Mk II casts a light-shining spell and illuminates the area
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:10 No.1733724
    >>1733701
    Surfer Paladin Mk II kicks Autistic Wizard Mk II to make his fat ass go rolling after Terry.

    Roll for Strength check.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:11 No.1733726
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    >>1733712
    >>1733704
    What fanon is this? Shining Armor and Chrysalis kid or something?
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)07:11 No.1733729
    >>1733688
    >>1733692
    Your clever plan pays off, and you see the rope begin to slowly uncoil as Terry's body disappears from sight.
    >>1733700
    >>1733706
    With weapons readied you follow the rope into the darkness. You come across some caverns leading off in different directions, with low buzzing emanating from them. The rope seems to be lifting off the ground ahead. You can make out some more caverns up a steep slope deeper in the darkness. There are also strange, seemingly natural lights ahead.

    State action?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:11 No.1733731
    >>1733724
    Jokes on you, AWM2 is underweight!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:11 No.1733734
    >>1733726
    Probably a pre-corrupted and/or redeemed Chrysalis.

    I don't like it.
    >> NOOT 05/05/12(Sat)07:12 No.1733736
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    http://www.livestream.com/nootsack
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:13 No.1733740
    >>1733720
    >implying she hasn't already been corrupted
    >implying she doesn't conceal the pain underneath a demure and proper facade
    >implying she won't take revenge upon those who have wronged her
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:13 No.1733742
    >>1733729
    Jump up and grab the rope.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:15 No.1733755
    >>1733741
    >no claws

    Awww but that was the best paaaaaart....
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:15 No.1733756
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:15 No.1733758
    >>1733729
    LEROY JENKINS
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:16 No.1733759
    >>1733741
    >>1733747
    Unnamed knight hits the guy waving shitty chrysalis x discord pictures around in the face with a sword
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)07:16 No.1733764
    >>1733722
    The light spell is weak and only briefly illuminates the area. You see the natural light sources were luminescent crystals of some sort, and that the rope tied to Terry disappears in a cavern at the top of a jagged slope.
    >>1733724
    >>1733731
    Autistic Wizard slams into the cliffside and takes (last digit of this post) damage.
    If 9 he needs medical attention, otherwise he is just annoyed.
    >>1733742
    You grasp the rope and tug on it, feeling notable weight at the other end pulling it away.
    Roll STR check to hang on?
    Success: 50 or more
    Critical success: 90 or more
    Critical failure: 10 or less
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:16 No.1733768
    >>1733762

    >balloon anus
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:17 No.1733772
    >>1733764
    STR check.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:18 No.1733783
    >>1733764
    Autistic Wizard Mk II gives Surfer Paladin Mk II a wet willy.
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)07:21 No.1733799
    >>1733758
    You charge up the hill with a mighty war cry, and manage to stay upright despite the dangerous terrain.
    >>1733772
    You hold onto the rope and climb up the hill hanging onto it, slowing down whatever is dragging Terry notably.

    You both are now at the mouth of the cavern, with the rest of the party is down bellow.
    >>1733783
    It is a very icky one. Surfer Paladin is most displeased.

    The buzzing in the side caverns has been getting louder ever since the MIGHTY WARCRY.

    Rest of the party attempts climbing?
    Roll lore: caves to understand the situation better?
    Keep following the rope without waiting?
    Other?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:22 No.1733802
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    daily dose


    www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:22 No.1733803
    >>1733783
    Surfer Paladin Mk II whips out a centerfold from the latest issue of Canterlot Illustrated, featuring his fiancée. He goes home to that after every adventure. What do you have, a pillowcase with a picture of a horse on it? Yeah, I thought so.

    Roll for assdamaging CHA
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:23 No.1733811
    >>1733799
    Go after what is dragging Terry.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:23 No.1733812
    >>1733799

    The penitent man kneels before god

    KNEEL!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:23 No.1733813
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-awBxtI8IDw
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:24 No.1733816
    >>1733803
    Autistic Wizard Mk II pulls out his IBM Thinkpad and writes Surfer Paladin Mk II a 600 word e-mail about how worthless and disgusting he is.

    Roll of mildly damaging CHA depending on how much of a fuck Surfer Paladin Mk II gives.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:25 No.1733822
    >>1733802
    >$10,000 for a doormat
    >a doormat

    Fuck. My mind...it's blown.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:25 No.1733826
    >>1733811
    I'm the vampire dude if that makes any difference.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:25 No.1733828
    >>1733822

    CAN'T AFFORD IT?

    U JELLY POOR FAG?

    ENJOY BEING A POOR FAG

    STAY JELLY
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:26 No.1733832
    >>1733822
    >implying those werent fake bids
    shut up, believing that helps me sleep at night
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:26 No.1733833
    >>1733822
    >Not paying over $15,000 for doormats
    Fuck off, poorfag. Why don't you go beg on the streets?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:27 No.1733837
    >>1733813
    >How about no
    Every time.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:27 No.1733841
    >>1733833
    >>1733828
    RICHFAGS GO HOME
    SOME OF US WORK FOR OUR MONEY INSTEAD OF INHERITING IT

    GOSH

    >>1733832
    I think I'll have to tell myself the same thing. Christ.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:28 No.1733846
    >>1733829
    Oh man those claws.
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)07:29 No.1733849
    >>1733803
    >03
    Nobody is asshurt, but you take a -1 CHA penalty for failing so hard.
    >>1733811
    >>1733826
    You head deeper into the cavern. You hear a sharp hiss from the ceiling. Use Darkvision?
    >>1733812
    You kneel down and seek guidance from your god. There is no reply, however the buzzing around you is getting very close.
    >>1733816
    >16
    Your argument amounts to little more than wasted time.

    The vampire is inside the top cave.
    One of you is outside it.
    The rest are down below.
    You can all hear very loud noise coming from the small caverns around the bottom of the jagged hill.

    Action?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:29 No.1733850
    >>1733829
    Much much better. Thank you.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:30 No.1733860
    >>1733849
    >Use Darkvision?

    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:31 No.1733861
    >>1733849

    Greet the buzzing with one of my clubs, I will not be deceived by the form it takes! My god as told me that it is evil and must be destroyed!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:31 No.1733862
    >>1733849
    Autistic Wizard Mk II throws his sturdy IBM Thinkpad at the nearest thing that's making noise for potential damage
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:32 No.1733876
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    >>1733813
    >no ecm
    ;_;
    >> 05/05/12(Sat)07:34 No.1733889
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    >mfw saturday
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:35 No.1733898
    >>1733816
    >>1733849
    Surfer Paladin Mk II checks his inventory for fucks to give.
    >>1733669
    Doesn't look like we have any.

    Go up the rope and take 20 on that STR shit because fuck it I'm a /fit/ Surfer Paladin
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)07:35 No.1733906
    >>1733860
    You spot an enemy flying above you. It is about three feet long and has a hard exoskeleton, bulbous blank eyes and small ragged wings.
    It seems to be signaling to someone or something as it turns its attention to you.
    Roll for initiative. You gain a +10 bonus for spotting it. Score to beat: my roll on this post.
    >>1733861
    You brace yourself and strike wildly as 8 creatures fly out from the darkness at you.
    Your attack connects with one, smashing it on the ground. It seems wounded but not dead.
    >>1733862
    You knock one of the creatures out of the air. It is dazed.

    Six more remain to attack you.
    Roll for initiative. No bonuses. Score to beat: my roll.
    >> 05/05/12(Sat)07:36 No.1733908
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    >>1733876
    But how can horse give consent
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:36 No.1733913
    we so ded
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:37 No.1733917
    >>1733906

    FINISH THE BEAST WITH MY CLUB AND MOVE ON TO THE OTHERS, MY RIGHTEOUSNESS WILL GUIDE ME

    roll righteousness
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:37 No.1733919
    >>1733906
    Don't roll

    Strip off clothing and present self to creatures

    Hope to finally lose virginity after 30 years
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:37 No.1733921
    >>1733906
    >+10 bonus

    Smash that thing with my club.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:37 No.1733924
    >>1733908
    somehow
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:38 No.1733926
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    Fuck this shit why do I even come here this early
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:38 No.1733929
    >>1733919
    autistic wizard pls stop being autistic
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:39 No.1733936
    >>1733929

    lets not be abelist

    we invited him on this journey
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:39 No.1733940
    >>1733929
    Autistic Wizard Mk II is autistic, a wizard, and an autistic wizard.

    You're just going to have to deal as he goes for some hot cave monster sex.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:41 No.1733950
    DO SOMETHING
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)07:41 No.1733955
    >>1733898
    >98
    You grab the tail end of the rope, dash up the hill and pull hard.
    Terry comes flying at you, covered in coagulated ooze. He is still unconscious. Two creatures that were carrying Terry fly past you and slam into the wall behind you. They both die.
    >>1733917
    You crush the creature, noting that the hard outer shell is thin and easy to shatter.
    >17
    You don't feel very righteous though.
    >>1733919
    The creature stops and looks at you, deeply confused.
    It then shapeshifts into a copy of you.
    Action?
    >>1733921
    The monster has no time to react as your club crushes it. Shards of carapace fly in all directions and green bodily fluids splash on the wall.

    The top cavern is now clear, and the bottom has four changelings left, plus one copy of the naked autistic wizard.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:41 No.1733956
    >>1733950

    SO MLPG

    WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:42 No.1733962
    >MY LITTLE PONY Project 2012 Los Angeles
    >A charitable art exhibition inspired by MY LITTLE PONY.

    >Hasbro's MY LITTLE PONY Project returns in 2012 with a year-long global celebration of MY LITTLE PONY: Friendship Is Magic, a charitable art exhibition inspired by MY LITTLE PONY. 2012 marks the first world tour of the MY LITTLE PONY Project, engaging talents in Los Angeles, New York, and Tokyo, Japan.

    https://www.facebook.com/events/270281359715466/

    How does this make you feel mlpg?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:42 No.1733965
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    Would you have Chrysalis turn into a filly/nymph version of herself, so you could play games with her and take her mind off the stress of her queenly duties?
    >> 05/05/12(Sat)07:42 No.1733966
    >>1733956
    >instant_replies.exe
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:42 No.1733969
    >>1733955

    It is a hard life my god has set upon me. I revise that faith after that disappointing kill.

    check god
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:43 No.1733972
    >>1733965
    That sounds like fun
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:43 No.1733975
    >>1733889
    WHEN IS NEW PONE
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:43 No.1733977
    Please give me something to draw
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:44 No.1733982
    >>1733977

    Luna reading a letter from Mr. Rogers thanking her for making such lovely nights.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:44 No.1733983
    >>1733955
    > top cavern

    Jump down and start cleaning the goo off of Terry.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:45 No.1733986
    >>1733956
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64q-FTXeODc

    The wait kind of hurts.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:45 No.1733987
    >>1733962
    I like to think it's meant for the original toy collectors and not the other people.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:45 No.1733990
    >>1733977
    PINKIE PLAYING WITH A BALL
    >> Duplex Fields 05/05/12(Sat)07:45 No.1733991
    feather
    aroma
    tendency

    I have been prompted. I must write!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:45 No.1733992
    >>1733986
    >Withdrawal general
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:45 No.1733994
    >>1733977

    Ponies being cute and silly
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:45 No.1733995
    >>1733977
    >>1733965
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:45 No.1734001
    >>1733977
    Mrs. Cake lying down.
    Make sure you get the belly right.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:46 No.1734007
    >>1733955
    Autistic Wizard Mk II begins to hyperventilate and faints
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:46 No.1734012
    >>1733955
    Surfer Paladin Mk II chooses to SURF THE MOUNTAIN and do a righteous sliding attack into the remaining changelings.

    Roll
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:46 No.1734013
    >>1733986
    Am I the only one in the general who doesn't plan of playing GW2?
    >> Duplex Fields 05/05/12(Sat)07:47 No.1734016
    2nd character roll:
    1-3 - Fluttershy
    4-6 - Rarity
    7-9 - Rainbow Dash
    0 - Luna
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:47 No.1734019
    >>1734013

    I have no plans of playing it, looks generic as fuck
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:48 No.1734026
    >>1734012
    >12

    >wipeout
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:48 No.1734031
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    >>1733986
    GW2 CONFIRMED FOR COVER-BASED COMBAT
    BLUNDER OF THE MILENNIUM
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)07:50 No.1734042
    >>1733950
    You successfully do something.
    >>1733969
    >69
    Your god hears your cries. You find new strength in your faith and feel revitalized. The nearest two creatures recoil in terror.
    >>1733983
    >83
    You quickly manage to scoop the mucus off Terry. He seems unharmed but smells strongly of digestive fluids. He seems to be waking up.
    You are now among the others down at the bottom of the cliff. There are two creatures nearby. One is terrified.
    >>1734007
    >07
    Autistic Wizard takes -1 INT penalty for dead brain cells and is unable to act until helped
    >>1734012
    >>1734026
    >12
    Surfer Paladin wipes out, making himself look stupid but remaining unhurt.

    The entire party is now at the bottom.
    Autistic Wizard and Terry are unable to act
    There are four creatures left, plus a copy of Autistic Wizard

    Action?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:51 No.1734052
    >>1734042
    Ignore fainted autistic wizard

    attempt to convince changeling wizard to join us
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:51 No.1734054
    >>1734042

    I WISH TO DESTROY THOSE COWARDLY ANIMALS

    I MUSTER MY STRONGEST ATTACK AND LUNGE INTO THE DARKNESS!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:51 No.1734058
    >>1734042
    Vampire attacks the creature nearest Terry with his club.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:52 No.1734069
    >>1734052
    Autistic Wizard mk II makes an angry face despite being unconscious.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:53 No.1734072
    >>1734069

    Wizards are angry by default

    an angry face is how his face always is
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:53 No.1734075
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    >>1734042
    A small sentient duckling wishes to join the party
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:54 No.1734080
    >Guild Wars 2
    >Tera
    >the same themepark shit with underpowered/overpowered easy mode classes
    >still have the same "Kill 20 Boars" differenty worded

    WoW is still the best mmo.
    And this means the mmo genre is fucking dead.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:54 No.1734082
    >>1734075

    I will protect you, duck, with my club of righteousness
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:54 No.1734086
    >>1734072
    Then his face gets EVEN ANGRIER
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:55 No.1734092
    >>1733956
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPOdPXNe1gM
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:55 No.1734094
    >>1733965
    >>1733995

    >she doesn't see the point in what you're doing, and reacts with annoyance when you tap her on the nose, saying "You're it!" and run away.
    >she's so irritated, she forgets the form she's in, hopping up and down as she angrily tells you to give her the respect she deserves
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)07:56 No.1734108
    >>1734052
    The Fake Wizard seems to be considering the offer.
    Attempt to convince further?
    Attack before it can decide?
    >>1734054
    You leap into the darkness and catch the creature fleeing from you. It only has enough time to scream before you slay it. Three remain.
    >>1734058
    You catch the creature off guard and crush it's exoskeleton. It attempts to skitter away in pain and lets out a piercing shriek.
    >>1734069
    >>1734086
    The naked unconscious autistic wizard looks very pissed off for some reason.
    >>1734075
    >>1734082
    A duckling has joined the party. One of the changelings seems to be missing.

    Two creatures remain. One is terrified. There is also an indecisive clone of the Autistic Wizard.
    Action?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:57 No.1734113
    >>1734108
    convince further
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:58 No.1734120
    >>1734108

    I pray to my god, thanking him for his protection and direction that he has offered me.

    No further action from me
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:58 No.1734124
    NEW HUMAN WHERE?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:59 No.1734127
    Autistic Wizard Mk II has dreams about his pony waifu.

    0-10 they're nonsensical and he'll never remember them

    11-50 they're coherent and he never remembers them

    51-70 they're coherent, >feel inducing and he remembers them

    71+ he fuck his pony waifu and remembers it
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:59 No.1734128
    >>1734124

    we have like 60 images left, the fuck is wrong with you?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:00 No.1734134
    >>1734108
    Can the Vampire Dominate the terrified changeling? Does the fact that it is terrified give me any bonuses?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:00 No.1734139
    >>1734108
    The duckling attempts to cast a spell of invisibility
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:00 No.1734140
    >>1734134

    QUIT ASKING QUESTIONS AND JUST ACT
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:01 No.1734145
    Unnamed knight decides to SLAY THE DUCK IN THE FACE

    WITH A SWORD
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:02 No.1734155
    >>1734145

    YOU STEP THE FUCK BACK, FAGGOT

    I HAVE SWORN TO PROTECT THIS DUCK

    I have a good feeling about him
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:02 No.1734157
    >>1734140
    The action is implied if the answer to the questions is yes.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:02 No.1734161
    4chan x is no longer showing how many images there are in the thread. Does anyone happen to know how to fix this?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:03 No.1734166
    >>1734155
    The knight calls this guy a faggot and claims to have fornicated with his mother.
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)08:03 No.1734171
    >>1734113
    >13
    It does not like the offer and returns to it's original form. Roll for initiative. Score to beat: mine
    >>1734120
    >20
    Your god thinks you're an ok guy.
    >>1734127
    The wizard gains nothing.
    >>1734134
    >34
    You fail to dominate the terrified creature, but it is still unable to fight back.
    Attempt again?
    Attack?
    >>1734139
    >39
    The duckling fails to become invisible
    >>1734145
    >>1734155
    >44 < 55
    The duckling is protected. Argue further?

    There are three creatures left. One is terrified. Terry is waking up.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:04 No.1734178
    >>1734171
    Attempt to dominate again.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:04 No.1734179
    >>1734166

    NIGGA I'LL WREK YOUR SHIT

    YOU DONT WANT TO GET AT ME
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:04 No.1734181
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    >>1734161
    go to bed until it's patched
    >> (1/?) Duplex Fields 05/05/12(Sat)08:05 No.1734185
    Rarity floated on wide wings above fields of untouched grass.

    "Rarity."

    The voice was familiar, but she couldn't quite place it. Here, where the cares of the world disappeared, there was only joy. An orchard of golden apple trees stretched out on both sides, as far as the eye could see. The wings on either side glistened white in the sunlight, with tinges of pink at the very tips of each feather.

    "Rarity!"

    She shook her head. She was sitting in the Friendship Express, the sound of rails underneath them providing an omnipresent noise. The tunnels were behind them, and Ponyville was only minutes away. Twilight Sparkle was sitting next to her, an annoyed look on her face.

    "I'm sorry, darling?"

    Twilight rolled her eyes. "I said, we're almost home."

    "Oh, yes," Rarity said, coming back to herself. She glanced down. Still cradled gently between her hooves was the bouquet. The Princess' bouquet. She grinned madly. The small bundle of flowers had floated down from the heavens, choosing her out of all others present, like a sign written in the stars. The shoving had been quite forgotten.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:06 No.1734189
    >>1734181
    It's been like this for a month
    >> SirSlush !!o/A7TKbf5vi 05/05/12(Sat)08:06 No.1734193
    >>1734128
    I'd be nice if I could post images without it saying Unsupported File.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:06 No.1734195
    >>1734161
    If the problem is that the number's higher than it should be, just refresh. 4chanx doesn't keep track of deleted images, and a mod's deleted a lot of that chrysalis porn, whilst the counter is still counting them as there.
    If the counter's actually broken, No idea, sorry.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:07 No.1734203
    >>1734193
    UPDATE IT

    >>1734189
    Have you tried updating?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:07 No.1734204
    >>1734171
    The duckling attempts to slay one of the changelings to impress the rest of the party and convince them that he is a capable warrior
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:08 No.1734218
    >>1734204

    >04

    I GO TO HIS AIDE WITH MY CLERIC MAGIC
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:09 No.1734222
    >>1734203
    Yes
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)08:10 No.1734229
    >>1734166
    >>1734179
    >66 < 79
    The knight fails to prove his point
    Attack eachother?
    >>1734178
    The creature is transfixed by your gaze. It feels it's mind snap under your dominance and submits to your will. It will follow simple commands.
    CHANGELING has joined the party as the pet of Vampire.
    >>1734204
    >04
    The duckling flails wildly and fails to harm anything but itself.
    It takes damage according to my roll:
    1-10: it dies
    11-89: it hurts itself and needs help
    90-00: it just looks like an idiot and takes -1 CHA penalty

    Two creatures remain. One is chewing on the Autistic Wizard. The other is fleeing up the hill.
    Autistic Wizard needs help.
    Terry is awake.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:12 No.1734246
    >>1734229
    Tell my pet to help me kill the fleeing creature.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:16 No.1734270
    Look at how dead we are.
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)08:16 No.1734271
    >>1734246
    The two changelings are now locked it combat.
    If you do not help, they will both die.
    >>1734218
    You help the duckling, and it is now good to go.

    One creature is still eating the Autistic Wizard.
    Terry is back on his feet. He has something to tell you.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:16 No.1734272
    we ded
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:17 No.1734276
    >>1734271
    Aid my pet.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:17 No.1734277
    >>1734229
    Duckling rolls for sympathy
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:18 No.1734283
    My God ded, they're all ded.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:19 No.1734287
    251 is a loooooooong way off.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:19 No.1734290
    >>1734287

    You got somewhere you gotta be?
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)08:19 No.1734291
    >>1734276
    You finish off the fleeing changeling. Only one remains.
    >>1734277
    The duckling is forgiven for failing. All is well.
    >>1734283
    >>1734272
    >>1734270
    Autistic Wizard dies.
    Roll a new character.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:19 No.1734293
    >>1734283
    Jesus abandons everything
    >> Current Horse 05/05/12(Sat)08:20 No.1734301
    I really like you guys
    promise you'll never leave me
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:21 No.1734303
    >>1734276

    don't help the fuckin pet, it'll just turn on us as we get closer to it's queen
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:21 No.1734308
    >>1734301
    Like we have any choice.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:22 No.1734311
    This thread should last another 4 hours
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:22 No.1734313
    >>1734291
    Tell my pet to follow me then go and listen to what Terry has to say. Hope that a comrade will finish off that last changeling.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:23 No.1734319
    /)
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)08:24 No.1734322
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    >>1734301
    >01
    You fail horribly to convince us to stay. I will now post images to kill you faster as we play.
    >>1734303
    >03
    He still helps the pet, and you sound like an asshole to everyone.
    >>1734313
    Terry tells you he saw a larger changeling, possibly a broodmother of some sort, at the back of the cave at the top of the hill. He also heard the voice of the one you came to rescue.

    Satisfied with the meal, the last changeling walks off. You are now free to pursue your goal.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:25 No.1734325
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    >You would never have Derpy and her daughter Dinky as your roommate as you move in.
    >You would never get annoyed by Derpy’s clumsiness and antic in the first couple of days living with her.
    >She would never apologies as much as she did as she annoyed you during you stay.
    >You would eventually never notice how actively busy her life is.
    >You would never notice despite sending some wrong mail to their owners, she work hard, through rain and snow, night and day, and got most of her delivery right.
    >You would never notice how much time she spend with Dinky with school work and play time with her.
    >You would never notice Derpy is trying her best to give YOU a comfortable life
    >She would never tries to clean your room, cook your breakfast, or try to tuck you in bed even when you told her you are an adult.
    >You would never grown fond of Derpy as you decided to help her around the house.
    >You would never help her look after Dinky, get the wrong deliver mail to the rightful owner, and even massage her tense muscle from time to time.
    >Derpy would never one day say “I like having you around!”
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:25 No.1734331
    >>1734311
    considering it stopped at 186, it would last unless posting image.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:26 No.1734334
    >>1734322
    Rally my pet and the surviving party member and get ready to rescue our target.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:26 No.1734337
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    Horse should horse around
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:27 No.1734344
    >>1734325
    Almost got me. If you had had Dinky ask if I was her new dad you would have had me.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:28 No.1734350
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    >>1734334
    >members

    Woops.
    >> (2/?) - Duplex Fields 05/05/12(Sat)08:28 No.1734351
    >>1734185
    The door from the next car opened, and Spike the dragon entered, carefully carrying a green glass vase. "Here you are, my lady," he said, awkwardly trying to bow without spilling water on his tuxedo.

    Rarity bit her lip. She had been planning on hanging each flower individually, upside-down, to prevent wilting as they dried. She wasn't sure how additional water would affect the process. But as she looked into Spike's big, hopeful eyes, she remembered that Ponyville and her boutique were not far. "Thank you, Spike," she said, as she levitated the bundle, stripped it of ribbon and paper, and placed the flowers in the vase, arranging them for better effect. Then, she rolled up the paper and tied it gently with the ribbon. She lifted the vase from the young dragon's hands, and breathed in the aroma of the flowers. It almost sent her back to the Elysian Fields of which she had been daydreaming just moment before.

    "Anything for you," said Spike, as a tinge of blushing warmed his face.

    Twilight watched, thoughtfully, as Rarity returned the vase to Spike for safekeeping. "Rarity, can I speak with you, privately?"

    Rarity excused herself graciously, and followed Twilight to the front of their car. "Whatever do you need, Twilight?" she asked in a hushed tone.

    "I saw you with Fancy Pants at the wedding," whispered Twilight, bluntly.

    Rarity blinked.

    "I know I'm not the most romantic of ponies," continued Twilight, "But even I can't miss these things all the time. You've been letting Spike have his crush on you for two years now. Two. Years. His heart is set on you."
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:28 No.1734352
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    >>1734325
    >Derpy and her daughter Dinky
    fuck off
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:29 No.1734355
    >Rainbow Dash can destroy a nuclear armed walking tank that would've started World War IV, but she can't find who stole her instant noodles?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:29 No.1734358
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    >>1734325
    Don't make me >feel like that this early in the morning anonymous

    Fuck, my heart
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:30 No.1734371
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    >>1734352
    It's really cute though
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)08:30 No.1734374
    >>1734334
    >>1734350
    The party ascends the hill to face their destiny. The broodmother awaits!

    Roll call!
    Vampire - present
    Changeling pet - present
    Terry - present
    Duck - present
    Cleric - ?
    Surfer Paladin - ?
    Autistic Wizard - ded
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:32 No.1734382
    >>1734374
    Vampire and pet ready!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:35 No.1734411
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    >>1734325

    >There was never that day while shopping for food a pony ran into town screaming “A GIANT BUG INVADING PONYVILLE!”
    >You would never see a chain reaction as all the ponies started running around, panicking.
    >You would never decided to do something about this sense these ponies are being useless, again.
    >You would never get to Derpy’s home and check if Derpy or Dinky is home.
    >You would never find Derpy at all but you found Dinky and told her to stay home, where it is safe from harm.
    >You would never makeshift an armor with cooking equipment and grab a baseball bat as you headed toward the exit.
    >You would never get outside and see a gray pegasus, donning in armor, with a sword on her side.
    >She would never turn her head toward you and say, “Stay here, I do not want you to get hurt for this.”
    >You would never be shock or surprise to see how serious Derpy was, her tone of voice and her expression.
    >You would never see her fly in the monster’s location.
    >You would also never see three other ponies, whom you assume they would never hurt a fly, wearing and wielding the tools of war and rushing toward the same location.
    >You would never see Dinky trying to sneak out of the house through the window as you enter back home.
    >You would never sigh and try to follow her to get her back at home for her own safety.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:36 No.1734419
    >>1734352
    Fuck you, MLPG made Derpy and Dinky. They're OURS.
    >> Duplex Fields 05/05/12(Sat)08:37 No.1734428
    >>1734351
    I have to go. This will be posted on my dA before midnight.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:38 No.1734429
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    Derpy is a very goofy pony
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:38 No.1734431
    Would you a ded MLPG?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:38 No.1734432
    >>1734344
    Oh god this.
    I would have died.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:39 No.1734443
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    >>1734431
    ded?
    >> Duplex Fields 05/05/12(Sat)08:39 No.1734444
    >>1734428
    It's not written yet, btw; I'm not just holding out for pageviews.
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)08:40 No.1734449
    >>1734382
    It seems you are the last man standing.
    Proceed?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:40 No.1734454
    >>1734419
    so, is the origin of that fanon from MLPG?
    it's great feat.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:41 No.1734457
    >>1734449
    Sure.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:41 No.1734460
    >>1734454
    Just like most other fanons.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:41 No.1734463
    >>1734185
    >>1734444
    Post it later tonight, this is the slowest mlpg I've seen in weeks.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:41 No.1734466
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    >>1734432
    >>1734344
    I apologize I didn't think of that sooner.

    >>1734411
    >You would never catch up to Dinky, only to have good view of the Giant Bug from behind the bushes.
    >You and Dinky never budge a muscle when both of you saw Derpy and three other ponies confronting the Giant Bug.
    >The Giant Bug never has the preemptive attack as the group dodges and started their battle formation.
    >The earth pony would never send in barrage of arrows with her bow, making the Bug a giant pincushion.
    >The unicorn would never cast fire storm, searing the carapace and its wing with burning fire.
    >Derpy and the other pegasus would never charge in, hit and run the bug, while dodging their allies’ arrows, magic, and the bug’s stinger.
    >The battle would never get so intense that it demoralizes the bug to retreat back into the forest, never to be heard from again.
    >You would never see the group cheer in their victory, hearing “Haha, we did it!” and “Just like old times!” and “Victory! Victory!”
    >You would never see the Wonderbolts zooming to the location, expecting to fight the bug themselves.
    >The earth pony would never mockly told them “You are too slow!” and the unicorn would never laugh and said “The bug isn’t here, try again another time.”
    >The Wonderbolt would never look so embarrassed by this display and flutter back to their base.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:42 No.1734467
    >>1734454
    Pretty much all widely accepted/popular fanon originates from here
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:44 No.1734475
    isnt it high time we make a new general?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:45 No.1734481
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    >>1734475
    There are still 50+ images that need to be posted.
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)08:45 No.1734485
    >>1734457
    You and your minion enter the maw of the broodmother's nesting chamber. The mucus runs thick and pools in the middle of the cave, forming a pond of viscous fluid. You see cocoons of coagulated ooze stuck to every surface, each containing a person. With a mighty roar the broodmother lands from her high perch and faces you. She knows you have slain and enslaved her children, and will take great pleasure in ending our unlife.
    As a vampire, you are not afraid. You will soon dine with Pelor, or be victorious. It matters not to you.

    Roll for initiative.
    To beat: my roll.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLBybw-IJ5U
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:46 No.1734491
    >>1734485
    Attack!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:46 No.1734494
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:47 No.1734505
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    How well are you hiding your POWERLEVELS MLPG?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:47 No.1734506
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    >>1734475
    >>1734481
    Time to kill this horse dead?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:48 No.1734511
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    >>1734466
    >You never caught Dinky out of you grasp as she tries to leap out of hiding from the bushes to congratulate her mother
    >You would never tell her its best to get home right away.
    >You and Dinky would never went home as Derpy notice both of you and Dinky sneaking away into the forest.
    >You and Dinky would never be between couple foot away towards the front door until Derpy landed right in front of you guys.
    >She would never scold you for putting Dinky in danger and Dinky would never tell her mother it’s her fault and you would never tell Dinky you would take the blame.
    >Derpy would never sigh and you would never ask why you didn’t let you help her.
    >She would never respond “Because I fight for those I care for and I would never want to see them suffer.”
    >Dinky would never ask her mother why she never told you and her that she was a warrior as you, Derpy, and Dinky enter the home.
    >”Because you never ask, silly!” as Derpy would never patted Dinky’s head.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:48 No.1734513
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    >>1734506
    Sure.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:48 No.1734515
    >>1734460
    >>1734467
    I just wonder why MLPG isn't praised for making these completely.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:49 No.1734519
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    >>1734513
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:49 No.1734523
    >>1734515
    Because everyone else hates us and we hate everyone else?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:50 No.1734525
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    >>1734519
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)08:50 No.1734527
    >>1734491
    You leap forward, allowing your undead power to carry you. With a mighty strike you hit the broodmother, sending her staggering back. One of her eyes is badly damaged, and she seems to have lost focus.
    She shrieks, and you hear her children mobilizing to her aid.
    Terry tells you he knows where the protege is being kept.

    Follow Terry?
    Fight Broodmother?
    Use Darkvision?
    Other?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:50 No.1734535
    >>1734527
    Follow Terry and tell my pet to keep attacking the broodmother.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:51 No.1734539
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    >>1734525
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:52 No.1734544
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    we ded?
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)08:53 No.1734551
    >>1734535
    Terry leads you into a side tunnel, saying she isn't far.
    As you glance behind you, you see your pet Changeling is proving to be quite a match for the wounded Broodmother. She seems to be losing. You find this unexpected.

    Three Changelings guard the protege's prison chamber. They have not spotted you.
    Action?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:53 No.1734553
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    >>1734511
    >Derpy would never put Dinky to bed and she would never slump in her bed when she got to her room.
    >You would never help Derpy remove her armor for her.
    >You would never ask Derpy how she became such a fighter as you started to massage her aching body.
    >Derpy would never excitedly tell you her story about her adventure.
    >She would never tell you that one day, she and those three ponies gotten bored with their lives in Ponyville and they started to travel the world.
    >She would never tell you the sight she saw, the dungeon they crawl, the people they rescue, the treasures and trophies they sort, the fame they receive, and how they even fought against a dragon.
    >Derpy would never finish off that they become homesick about a year of travel and they went back and resume their normal lives again, with the village unaware the deeds they done.
    >Derpy would never get more and more tired from tell you her story and relaxed from the massage from you perform.
    >Derpy would never snooze into slumber as you are finish with the treatment.
    >You would never tuck Derpy to bed as she lies restfully.
    >You would never hear a soft “Thank you” as you leave the room.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:54 No.1734557
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    >>1734544
    Not anymore.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:54 No.1734560
    >>1734551
    Attack!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:54 No.1734561
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:54 No.1734565
    >>1734523
    it sounds like outsider is stealer.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:55 No.1734568
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:56 No.1734576
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    >>1734557
    I really hope Jalm doesn't end up dropping his quest before we fuck something, or at least save Twilight.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:56 No.1734577
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:56 No.1734579
    >>1734565
    Yeah.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:57 No.1734582
    Whoever is dumping the space backgrounds, thank you. Thesse are beautiful
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:57 No.1734585
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    I don't have enough Derpy/Dinky
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:57 No.1734586
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    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)08:57 No.1734587
    >>1734560
    You and Terry leap at the changelings. Your speed and strength overcome two, but the third wounds Terry.
    Terry is unable to run.
    There are no further guards between you and the target. You can see light up ahead.
    You hear the death screams of several Changeling from the nest chamber. It is safe to assume your pet has died.

    Leave / carry Terry?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:57 No.1734590
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:58 No.1734596
    >>1734587
    Carry Terry.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:58 No.1734598
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:58 No.1734601
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    >>1731325
    >14 times in two days
    oh my~
    you and me would have lots of fun together
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:58 No.1734602
    Should I kill thread with beautiful picture?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:59 No.1734606
    >>1734586
    >>1734577
    >>1734568
    >>1734561
    These look like Infinity, perhaps a bit lower poly
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:59 No.1734610
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    >>1734606
    It's Space Engine, atleast /v/ told me so.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:00 No.1734618
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    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)09:00 No.1734622
    >>1734596
    >96
    Your undead might allows you to easily heft Terry on your shoulder. You reach the cocoon before the Changeling swarm reaches you. The protege is alive, but says she is too dazed to remember her teleport spell.
    Give her the spellbook?
    Stand and fight until she feels better?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:01 No.1734623
    >Almost 6 hours of thread
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:01 No.1734625
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:01 No.1734627
    >>1734622
    Give her the spellbook then buy her and Terry some time.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:01 No.1734629
    >>1734623
    >6 hours of pure pony pleasure
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:01 No.1734631
    >>1734601
    That post was made almost 6 hours ago. He probably went to bed.

    But lets savor the subject, whats your fap record for a day? I managed 12 times once.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:02 No.1734632
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:02 No.1734634
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:02 No.1734635
    >>1734631
    14 I think.
    It was a very boring day.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:02 No.1734637
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:02 No.1734638
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:03 No.1734642
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    >>1734634
    10 points to the first person to spot the Bloodsucker in that picture.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:03 No.1734643
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    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)09:04 No.1734646
    >>1734627
    You hand the spellbook to her and push Terry behind you as you turn to face the coming swarm.
    As you stand in a choke point, it is easy to keep them at bay. The Broodmother is nowhere to be seen. After a few moments the protege says she can cast the spell, provided you are ready?

    Teleport?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:04 No.1734647
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:04 No.1734650
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    Space...where is my space pic?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:05 No.1734653
    >>1734646
    Teleport us out of here.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:05 No.1734654
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:05 No.1734656
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    >>1734631
    ah think 7 or 8, its hard when you dont live alone and don't even have your own room
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:05 No.1734660
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    >>1734650
    Space...
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:06 No.1734662
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:06 No.1734663
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:07 No.1734670
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:07 No.1734672
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    milky way?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:07 No.1734674
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    >>1731605
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:07 No.1734676
    >>1734656
    >its hard when you dont live alone and don't even have your own room
    You don't have your own room? Oh man that must suck, who do you share it with?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:07 No.1734678
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:08 No.1734682
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    >>1734660
    Space never changes.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:08 No.1734687
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    >>1734676
    nobody, i've slept in the living room since i was born, i never had the pleasure of having my own room.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:08 No.1734689
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    >>1734656
    I know that feel and I hate it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:09 No.1734694
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    >>1731605
    flood detection
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)09:09 No.1734696
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    >>1734653
    You teleport out of the cave system and return to the Sun Queen's castle with Terry and the protege.
    You were unable to discover who the traitor in the court was.
    You were unable to prove the connection between the kidnapping and the foreign king.
    You were rewarded one Balloon for your services.
    The Sun Queen and her court were slain at the wedding by the Changeling Broodmother who had disguised herself as the protege.
    Your mission was a failure and you have doomed the entire kingdom
    The real protege died alone and scared
    Terry never walked without a limp again
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:09 No.1734697
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:09 No.1734698
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    aha! that's it!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:10 No.1734702
    >>1734696
    >You were rewarded one Balloon for your services.
    Oh god my sides
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:10 No.1734703
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:11 No.1734709
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    >>1734696
    Son of a bitch. Ah well.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:11 No.1734711
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:11 No.1734713
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:12 No.1734715
    Woah, what kind of pone thread is this

    I like it!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:12 No.1734716
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:12 No.1734717
    4 hours to week 2
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:12 No.1734718
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    space-space
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:13 No.1734722
    >>1734715
    D&D and /wg/
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:13 No.1734725
    time to new horse
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:14 No.1734728
    >>1734715
    An adequate one.

    So do I.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:14 No.1734729
    >>1734687
    How do you fap under those conditions?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:14 No.1734731
    >>1734715
    I really liked the D&D.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:15 No.1734740
    >>1734729
    Share your secrets.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:16 No.1734742
    >>1734696
    So was this at all possible or were you going to mess with us regardless of what we did? Either way it was fun.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:16 No.1734745
    >>1734729
    Quickly, I would imagine.
    >> DM 05/05/12(Sat)09:18 No.1734754
    >>1734742
    I tried dropping hints about the Broodmother being a fake
    >she almost goes down in one blow
    >she is no match for a normal changeling
    >she is nowhere to be seen as you defend the prison cave
    I even gave you an option to delay the teleport to make sure.
    >>1734731
    We can do it again later.
    >> New Horse 05/05/12(Sat)09:19 No.1734759
    >>1734756
    >>1734756
    >>1734756
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:19 No.1734761
    >>1734754
    Maybe I can even participate when you do it again.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:21 No.1734772
    >>1734754
    Oh hell yeah, count me in!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:23 No.1734790
    >>1734754
    Do you mind if I reroll that vampire character? He's the only /tg/ idea I can think of that can be played seriously.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)09:43 No.1734900
    >>1733214
    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:02 No.1734982
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:05 No.1734996
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    >>1734982
    She's so ugly


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