Be warned, Rarity was captain of the fencing league in high school. She'll not go easy on you!Getting close to the weekend! This time on MLP- 406: Power Ponies! Watch out for the cartoon violence!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAZ8-WnQpmkComing up afterwards:407: Bats! — When Applejack’s beautiful orchard falls under attack on Apple Bucking Day, it is clear that the dreaded Vampire Fruitbats have returned and Applejack is ready to take drastic measures to protect the orchard. However, the always compassionate Fluttershy argues for a more humane plan, which causes conflict between the two and could cost them their friendship.408: Rarity Takes Manehatten:When Rarity attends Fashion Week, another designer copies her entire line.409: Pinkie Apple PiePinkie Pie sets out to discover whether or not she is related to the Apple family.410: Rainbow Falls7, 8, and 9 are likely to all have songs.10 isn't... sorry, no Dash solo in sight.Plus, Friends Forever #1 (Applejack and Pinkie Pie baking contest) and Friendship is Magic #15 (bookworm shenanigans) next month.>>15175745Previous thread.
R-rara-sama!
>>15180134
I hadn't seen the rarity synopsis before, that sounds like its gonna be fantastic
>Extended Clip>Not Extended Magazine
>>15180108>409: Pinkie Apple Pie>Pinkie Pie sets out to discover whether or not she is related to the Apple family.Hype is off the scale
>>15180134FUCK YOU
>>15180108>engarde>not en garde
Reminder that Polsky, Meghan and Merriwether are the cancer of MLP and killing it with their shitty as fuck writing.Make sure to harass them, write death threats and create petitions to fire them.
>>15180108>When Rarity attends Fashion Week, another designer copies her entire line.Fucking Charity.
>>15180101>>15180111>>15180112Dash sure does!>Duplicate file existFuck you whoever post that there. I was trying to use this image. >>15167571>>15180108OH DASH!
>>15180108>no Dash solo
>>15180148R-rara-sama!
Reminder that the comic are neither good, nor are they canon.
pony thinks you should stop watching duck dynasty
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it has started againrules for everyone who doesnt know by now:don't buy anything if it's not a daily, a flash sale, or a community vote, unless it's like a pricing error or someshit or it's already some cheapo indie game at 75% offuntil the last day of the saledon't be the idiot who goes I JUST BOUGHT THAT AND NOW THEY PUT IT ON CHEAPER DISCOUNT
STEAM HOLIDAY SALE IS STARTINGALSO HUMBLE BUNDLE IS DOING STUFF TOO
>>15180166>dat sentenceYou write fanfiction, don't you?
>>15180175>nothing but shitty games
>>15180175>Infinite season pass 5 eur, 75% off>that's a great price let's bu->pricing error, now back to 20
>>15180108>407: Bats! — When Applejack’s beautiful orchard falls under attack on Apple Bucking Day, it is clear that the dreaded Vampire Fruitbats have returned and Applejack is ready to take drastic measures to protect the orchard. However, the always compassionate Fluttershy argues for a more humane plan, which causes conflict between the two and could cost them their friendship.>AppleShy episode
>>15180179>>15180175Thanks, obamas.
>>15180175IS SHADOWRUN RETURNS ANY GOODSHOULD I VOTE FOR IT
>>15180175>Shadowrun>not voting for FTL so people can play a good game
>>15180151Actually I just misspelled Enguarde.Rambi was always better anyway.
>>15180108>409: Pinkie Apple Pie>Pinkie Pie sets out to discover whether or not she is related to the Apple family.Holy shit...>Apple To The Core.>Pinkie is actually an Apple.
>>15180188Were you hoping for a Rarity/Twi episode?
My question is WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY GET THE SWORDS TO FIGHT THE CAPTAIN?Or at least where did Rarity get hers. The others were pretty generic but hers was something that you wouldn't find on a pirate ship and had a jewel like her cutie mark on it.
>>15180194>>15180195i clicked it by accidentand shouldnt everyone already own ftl by now
>>15180199>Pinkie gets her own hat
>>15180199Nigga, she an Apple.
>>15180207Hammer space.
>>15180194I heard that the story is too linear and the choices don't matter. It was made to be a mobile game so you can't expect too much. But apparently the fact people can create content may save it.
musky
>>15180209>Is pink
>>15180199I think the term "family" was use loosely. Remember when AJ say Twilight is part of her family in the first episode?
>>15180194>it's only going to be 55% off if it winsnigga fuck that shit
>>15180200Not him but I really hope we get one. Fluttershy with AJ, AJ with Pinkie Pie and Rarity with Twilight are the only pairs that never had an episode.Now tow of those get one. I really think there's a high chance to get one now.
>>15180175is metal gear any good
>>15180207>not knowing the fine art of Conjuration Magic
>>15180219Yeah, I figured.They are going to make it some sort of shitty "You can be one of the family with us, Pinkie!" episodes.You know, when she lives with the Cakes.
>>15180224What's the Rarity and Rainbow episode?
>>15180199>yfw Pinkie actually married Big Mac in MMC
>>15180226Never played it, but I know it's been out long enough to watch some gameplay videos.
>>15180236Sonic Rainboom
>>15180224There are still some pairs that haven't shown up yet.>>15180230Knowing Pinkie, she would take it literally.
>>15180237Delicious incest.
>>15180242No, the real Rarity and Rainbow episode.
>>15180247yeah, mom/son incest is pretty great
>>15180228>that yellow space between the pretzel
>>15180248Mysterious Mare Do Well?
>>15180242Umm anon, that is not a Rarity and Dash episode. They hardly interact, with Rarity being a show off and Dash suffering from a nervous breakdown.>>15180257Ahahahhahaha, no.
>>15180255http://inkerton-kun.tumblr.com/post/61460428933/its-finally-done-hope-you-guys-enjoy-it-share
>>15180275>editing Applejack out
>>15180224This was my latest count. I had decided that Applebuck Season didn't really give the kind of team-up spirit between Twilight and AJ that I wanted to count as a real episode focus, and I'm still iffy on A Bird in the Hoof.
>>15180279I feel like we've gotten Dash x Dash in at least one form or another
>>15180276My dick broke the zipper on my pants
>>15180275>that pic>implying Dash wouldn't like thatSwarm of the CenturyShe hated standing still but wanted to be pretty for CelestiaIf putting makeup and dresses on was faster she'd be like Rarity
>>15180278Applejack is a very pretty pony.
>>15180279>tfw there will never be a FluttershyXFluttershy episode, shyly mumbling to each other
>>15180288Lighting Dust and Rainbow Dash are 2 different ponies.
>>15180292It actually is one thing I really like about her character. You'd expect her to hate girly stuff given her personality but she just treats it like no big deal when she has to look pretty.
How would a Rarity and RD episode go?
I just had the weirdest ideaWhat if BABS of all people appears on the Rarity episode and it's a Rarity/Babs episodes? It would be the strangest pairing EVER but I think it could kinda work
>>15180279>>15180294Did Keep Calm and Flutter On not count as a Fluttershy episode?
>>15180333Is a fluttershy/fluttercunt episode.
>>15180328Rarity teaches Dash how to scrub her wingpits so they don't make everyone in a 15-foot radius scrunch
>>15180333It was a Fluttershy episode, but it wasn't a Fluttershy/pair episode
>>15180333Discord is not Fluttershy, Deaf.
>>15180339Her wingpits are fine anon, jeez
>>15180226Nigga it is fucking great. One of the best action games to come out this year. Buy that shit
>>15180350They will beafter Rarity gets ahold of a brush
>>15180256banana pretzel
>>15180226>>15180359Be aware that it's not out yet though - comes out on the 9th on January
>>15180361I honestly think Fluttershy and her home would smell the worst of all of them.
So, what do you think'll happen in "Pinkie Apple Pie"? I'm guessing that Pinkie will visit the Apple family and everyone'll love her at first obviously, but eventually she'll get more and more annoying with her pranks and silly nature.
>>15180375Not this shit again
>>15180383lel
>>15180100
>>15180291>"Oh, it did?"
>>15180379She's traveling with the apples to somewhere.
>>15180375She probably takes the time to make sure she cleans up after all her animals and keeps her house fresh.I hope.
>>15180389>Another fucking Dash episodeUgh.
>>15180391Celestia please knockwhat if I was fondling my dongle
>>15180389Well neat, more DashNot sure how to feel about the SA one yet
>>15180389inb4 crystal empire and or SA
>>15180389>Shining ExampleSo it's either a reference to Shining Armor or The Shining.
>>15180402>>15180406Wasn't that episode about the Rainbow Empire thingy that's been shown before the premiere?
>>15180328I suggest the typical "You do my job and I do yours" episode.Rarity learns how to enjoy sports and competition.Dash trying to be fashionable.
>>15180389oh fuck, don't tell me we have a shining armor episode?
>>15180389oh no, not more crystal empire
>>15180418I don't recall
>>15180403She wants to fondle your dongle.
>>15180427
>>15180391That picture does things to me... things no picture should be able to do
>>15180445I remember the picture but was that it?
>>15180330Was it "Babs won't appear in S4" or "Babs won't appear in the Manehattan ep"?
>>15180389>SA EPISODEYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>15180444C-Celestia!
>>15180389http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/episode-guide/EP01330416?aid=zap2itI don't see Shining Example on there.
>Shining ExampleIt better be a OnO episode or I will be mad!
>>15180453Shining is boringI hope they turn him into a more interesting gender
>>15180403>"Well, why don't you fondle it now?"
>>15180453How is that good at all? They had a dozen chances to make him interesting or good and failed miserably each time.
>>15180462It will be Crystal Empire Is Important: the episode
>>15180469I can't just fondle my dongle with you watching, Celestia.You're like my mom!
I wonder if it will e an episode about filly Twilight and how she and Shining Armor got along.
>>15180470>How is that good at all?Is not a Dash episode.
>>15180484I NEEDMORETWILY
>>15180279What about LBYS, TS was a part of the episode as much as Ry and Aj, so shoudn't TS/Aj and T/Ry be checked off? Or do Threesomes not count?
>>15180496they barely interacted with twilightit was all about rarity and applejack and twilight was there too
>>15180462>comics>canonLAMO
>>15180484sexually
>>15180480>You're like my mom!ebin :DD>>15180484As long as it shows SA being a real character and isn't just >whoa Twily, now you're a princess and I don't really feel like you're my litle sister now!>nu-uu big bro, I'm just the same ol' Twilight! See! Becoming an alicorn princess didn't change jack! Oh, but watch me resolve the plot anyway with my magic.
>>15180496The episode did focused more on Rarity and AJ's interaction with each other than Twilight. Really it was AJ and Rarity, oh and also Twilight is there tooTwilight did get some moments with Rarity but they were few and small
>>15180515>ebin :DDFucking shoot yourself
>>15180505Don't talk about things you know nothing about.
METAL GEAR RISING JUST WENT ON SALE ON STEAM WITH ALL THE DLC INCLUDEDGO FUCKING BUY IT
>>15180480>"Momma knows best, go ahead, it looks like you need to relieve yourself."
>>15180533but that game sucks
>>15180503But at that point in the show TS was still socially retarded, so her robotic interactions were doing her best to do friendly things with Applejack and Rarity
>>15180529To be honest, motherly Celestia *is*a shitty meme.
>>15180533No.
>Celestia is my mom XDDDI LOVE THIS MEYMEY
>>15180545It doesn't matter, shoot yourself.
>>15180545It's not retarded in itself, just reposting Freud all the time was so. And responding like that is still a million times more moronic.
>>15180515Kind of silly when the episode Games Ponies Play occurs and it actually gave us some insight of Shining while dumbing down Twilight to worry about something that is far less significant than all of her previous adventures.
>>15180533Why are people so excited for a mediocre 6 hour game?
>>15180551>check time>it's when high school kids are getting homeEvery time.
Sure is piss in here.
>>15180560>GPP>broski SAI don't want nerd SA to be canon either, but there's a middle ground.
>>15180573He was hardly broski in GPP.He blew a whistle while they went around the track.
Motherly Celestia was over as soon as Twilight's parents were introduced
I think an episode showing how much responsibility Shining Armour and Princess Cadence have running the Crystal Empire would be a good episode. It would be a real good way to show Twilight that it is a huge responsibility that she herself might have to take on one day.
>>15180587Motherly =/= mom
>>15180588I want exactly none of that at all. Not one small part.
>>15180533>$20
>>15180573Umm, Shining was training the crystal ponies and being flirted by chicken butt pony. Still, they manage to get some character out of him in that episode, better than Candyass at least. Twilight still suffer from that episode, though.
>>15180450That and mention of it in the description of an upcoming book, I think.
>>15180587>Twilight's parents>relevantNigga when she thought something was wrong with her brother's wedding she didn't even think to talk with her parents who were living in the same city and probably saw him more often than her and could give some information.
>>15180569Do you like the comics?Do you also love Polsky, Meghan and Merriwether episodes?Then you are from the piss. Drown yourself.
>"Well fine then, I guess I'll just fucking leave."
>>15180588I think ANY episode showing SA and Cadence having any sort of personality would work wonders on making people retch less at the mere mention of their existanceThe comic already helped SA a lot, but Cadence still needs something else to do besides standing there being pinkThat's why the idea of Skyla does not disgust me. Giving them a daughter would be a great way to help develop their personalities
>>15180607Its a new release on PC, its not going to be 80% off or something.
>>15180614no waitsuck my dick
>>15180607It's 13€ for me
>>15180612She didn't even know about Celestia's pet, and had all sorts of weird ideas about her.Celestia was about as much of a mom to Twilight as Snips is a main character.
what kind of unofficial benefits do you think the guards get?
>>15180622Sorry to burst your bubble but if that ever occurs, this will happen.>the couple gets a baby>Shining learns to be the father by raising the baby>Meanwhile, Cadance will sit on the throne, looking pretty
>>15180645>SA becomes the housewife
GUYSEPISODE 11 IS A SONG EPISODE
>>15180614Wait! One last thing! Can you send your sister my regards?
>>15180641Except for the whole raising her under her wing thing
>>15180645Hey, people also thought S4 would be nothing but Twilight being the absolute main character with everyone else relegated to second fiddle and they were dead wrong
>>15180663Which didn't happen except in fanon.
>>15180631>being unamerican
>>15180650Thats the lesson that Hasbro want to teach. Its okay to be pretty as long as your husband does the child caring.
>>15180539That has gotten really awkward really fast
>>15180645Nope that's too interesting. Try something like>baby is just there ocassionally brought up>but still has an enormous celebration and everyone is unbelievably happy about it and a 2-parter is dedicated to it>not one character goes anywhere in regards of development during the entire two-parter
>>15180656Which episode will that be again?
>>15180669But it did happenin fact Twilight spent so much time in the castle that Celestia forced her to go make friends, DYEWTS?
While it's nice to see the discussion going on, that image and the one below it are fakes as far as I can tell.
>>15180685Twilight was reading books and studying.She wasn't being raised by Celestia. Cadance has a bigger claim to raising Twilight than Celestia.DYEWTS?
>>15180685It was IMPLIED and it's what most people thought at first, but evidence and flashbacks have proved that Twilight's relation with Celestia is more distant that we were led to believe at first
>>15180693So she spent more waking hours with Celestia than with anyone else is what you're saying.You're fucking retarded. I know you can't admit you're wrong, so I'll throw out the preemptive reaction image.
Pony looked outside and remarked that it was "lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you" (You're in Southern California)
>Pinkie Apple Piethis has potentional to be SiP tier if done right
>>15180702>with CelestiaOh, man, if you weren't watching the show, you should have just said so.
>>15180707>SoCalI choose commit suicide
>>15180707>You're in Southern CaliforniaHow the hell did I end up there?
>>15180707how can pony look outside if I keep pony in the basement at all times
>>15180643I think they don't have a choice.
>>15180717You forgot your reaction image, master trollYou're losing by your own rules
>>15180710but Sleepless sucked ass, it was just scootaloo being scared for 20minutes.
>>15180707Pony, it never snows here.
>>15180718>>15180723fuck both of you
>>15180194very linear game, but i enjoy turn-based tactical games, so it was worth it to me.also, it's got a heavy modding base.
>>15180733It's good to know that you weren't being serious.
>>15180749Whatever coping mechanism helps you watch the show
>>15180754Hey, I thought maybe you were going to try to bring up something that wasn't fanfiction but you gave up and admitted you were only in it for reaction images.
>>15180734Finally, someone with some sense around here. If SiP was good for anything, it was Sweetie Belle and Rarity
guys come on shut up
>>15180763I agreesibling abuse is the best
>>15180761If that's what you believe, then so be it.Just watch the show sometime, okay hun?
>>15180776>hunI want a pony to call me that.
>>15180776I'm watching the real show, but I'll never be able to watch your imagination.
Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
>>15180784Tell me when you get to the first episode.I'll be expecting your apology.
sex with celestia
>>15180793Okay. Hey, look, Twilight has to send letters to Celestia even from Canterlot Castle because she's not spending time with her. It's almost like she's there studying and not being raised by Celestia.
>>15180794>not sex with Luna
>>15180815>not sex with Nightmare Moon
>>15180811When your mom left for work as a kid, did you think it meant you were living on your own?You don't need to answer, you just need to apologize for shitposting.
>>15180815>>15180818>not sex with Celestia and Luna and Cadance all as Nightmare forms
>>15180821>Cadenceew
>>15180818>not sex with Nightmare Mom
>>15180821>not having sex with the stackable princesses NOW WITH PURPLE
>>15180820When you went to school as a kid, did you think that your teacher was your new parent?Who am I kidding. You're actually delusional enough to think that.
>>15180837>tfw you called a teacher "mom"
>>15180837I didn't grow to adulthood with any of my teachers, or I'd probably consider them my parent. Wait, were you homeschooled? It makes sense.
>>15180819Gonna need to see a license.
>>15180847Twilight probably did that a lot
>>15180848Oh, so you were homeschooled. Everything fits into place now.
>>15180819
>>15180859>no uMe: 1You: Faggot
>>15180850
>>15180866>>15180859>>15180848Congratulations, you're the shitposting king and queen!
>tfw no nightmare celestia corruption
>>15180876Tell them what they've won!
>>15180876at least we were discussing the showwhat's your excuse?
>>15180856>She kept calling Inkwell "Mom"
I wonder how much other magic fauna Equestria has aside from poison joke
>>15180881>>15180883You've won an all-expenses paid trip to live with Twilight's mom, Twilight Velvet! You can discuss with her whether she raised Twilight or not!
>>15180899No excuse?
Pony part tier list:Butt tier:Pony buttNot butt tier:Everything else
Why aren't you making a portrait of you waifu?>>15180897I like to think that if it appears in DnD, its in here. Remember when Zecora grew up a Truth Flower or whatever crap that was from the Cutie Pox?
>>15180897Well there were those vines recently in the premier if those countI feel like there was a giant flytrap type plant somewhere but I might be thinking of something else
>>15180910Well, I can't argue with this list
>>15180910satyr butt > pony butt
>>15180913I don't know how to use transparent pictures
>>15180910>Why do you talk about my butt so much?
>>15180910>not liking catbird buttYour list is awful.
>>15180922Amazon butt > pony butt >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/satyrfag thread/, get the fuck out
this thread
>>15180922Well, satyrs do have them hips.
>>15180934amazons dont even exist you idiot
>>15180922No arguments there, bro. But the list was pony part, not satyr part.
>>15180937>friends
>>15180946shit
http://braeburned.com/post/70472656075/been-thinkin-about-putting-together-aWould any MLPG artists even have a chance to make it there, or would it be a waste of their time?
>>15180964i can't really see why anyone would give a fuck.
>>15180964but braeburned is an mlpg artistyou can never remove the taint, it's like branding a cow
>>15180978taint fair
>>15180964Yeah that'd be cool if anyone wants to go for it
>>15180964>would like to>not sure if he'd want me
>>15180964Neat. I'd be surprised if he gets the numbers he's discussing, but it'll be nice to see either way.
>>15181020Unless you're Ross, go ahead, he keeps emphasising how it's not only for the bestest brony popular artists.
somebody tell smittyg to stop pretending to draw ponies and just draw actual anthro instead
>>15180913
>>15181053Smitty's gone full furry now though
>>15180934
>>15180964>he gets all the moneyyeah no
>>15181087He'll divvy it up.
>seen AA draw for shortstack threads>now GGI love those threads
>>15181092>but I wanna get like 40 or 50 artists who just wanna draw dicks, and not for moneysure.poor braeby-baby can't even get more than $400 for a single commission. he must be starving.
>>15181108>not linking
>>15180763>>15180774I remember the threads back then People with siblings saying 'haha so true, this always happens'Only children saying 'that's inhuman, you sick fucks'
>>15181141>>>/d/5172370I don't think AA's pic is in this one
http://24.media.tumblr.com/8a68f702ff49d53c339f3ccee5d4aa39/tumblr_mwdv5siwM81r224kfo1_1280.png
>>15181108I didn't know AA had a midget fetish
>>15181175is grafting a miniature inflatable boat a few inches under your vagina a new fashion trend?
>>15181193shortstacks are a little more than midgets
>>15181217Yeah, they're overweight midgets.
>>15181153I'm not seeing anything by GG either.
>>15181223http://i.4cdn.org/d/src/1387459079085.png
>>15181193Well, he likes dwarves and such, and dwarves are kind of midgets
>>15181223Towards the endit's really obvious
>>15181151hitler killed millions of jews but that doesn't make it right
>>15181232>GG lecturing about fetishes
>>15181246he's right, tho
>>15181246And not any new lewd Caimon for miles.
>>15181246I want to discuss fetishes with GG.But I'm too shy.
>>15181292discuss them with me anon
>>15181281>"Lizards and incest will be discusses in next week's lecture, Anon">the whole class goans
chubby pony
>>15181309Dead chubby pony
>>15181309hell yeah son>>15181318why
I'm starting to Waifu Zecora
>>15181307>Bushes and you>Can your skull handle an 8 foot alligator gal sitting on it?>Just how little clothing is too little?
>>15181333>That's the reading material for next week>Most of the class never get to finish reading those papers
When are we going to see more griffins being cute in the show? They are either too prideful or a bitch.
>>15181327Pony chubbied to hard
>>15181365I know I'd never put down "Bushes and You"
>>15180100IS THAT A FUCKING TWILY EPISODE
>>15181366I want an episode where Gilda invites the Mane 6 to griffonland to apologize for being a bitch. Not that I want Gilda to get a redemption, but because we get to see other griffons.
>>15181364>no horn
>>15181389>no listing on the source siteIt's bait!
>>15181392unicorns aren't cute
Pony showed you her best move
>>15181391I want a Gilda episode where Dash and Gilda make up, and Dash realizes that her friends don't have to like the rest of her friends.Because Pinkie is an annoying shit and Gilda is great.
>>15181408I was not impressed. 6.5/10
>>15181403but alicorns are.
>>15181408Did she use THAT?
>>15181425nopegasi are the best for hugging
>>15181306Recently I've been building a fantasy of loving domination, don't know if it has a name or not.
>>15181432perhapsbut alicorns are the most best in general
>>15180560>shining_armor_as_a_filly_(...).pngHue.
>>15181438like Chrysalis love slave dom or Rarity bondage dom
>>15181447no
>>15181464but yes though
>>15181469no
>>15181374pony can't chubby hard, only chubby soft
Pony thinks Joe Satriani is way better than Steve Vai.
https://static1.e621.net/data/09/03/0903c190fb03c29a55373aa6305fc7a2.png
>>15181491What a horrible character
>>15181452Nothing like that, more like using flattery and indirect manipulation.
>>15181364You can't tell me what to do!Dangit why is there almost no non-porn stereoscopic stuff
>>15181512horribly sexy yep
Pony wants to know why you aren't helping the war effort
>>15181527the hell is stereoscopic
BIG MEATY_____
>>15181491Damn my hyper fetish and it being used mostly for furries.
>>15181534www.lmgtfy.com
>>15181534Made for 2 eyes instead of 1, in other words a way of doing 3D
>>15181537claws
>>15181524so like Palpatine manipulation. i get this fetish
I hope Power Pones turns out to be good.>New WritersMAYBE IT WILL BE GOOD>plus MeghanFUCK
>>15181426no, but it was a slight variation
>>15181532why is pony fishing in a puddlemore propaganda pony
WE'RE THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS AND YOU SHOULD BELIEVE
>>15181551Fullerton is not new but fairly good
>>15181541Don't be passive-aggressive.
>MLPG hates the comics and Scootaloo nowWhat happened?
>>15181577>implyingBut I love those.
>got paycheck for this month>it's much less than what I hoped>have 3.5k in debt as is>know for a fact that next months paycheck will be less than this months>wont be able to pay rentI'm scared mlpg.
>>15181537Hips.
>>15181577What the fuck are you talking about? Everyone here but the shitposter loved the latest comics
>>15181577Neither of those are true. There are slightly more people that have problems with the comics and Scootaloo isn't really any more or less popular.
>>15181572B-but
>>15181577but I don't hate scootaloo
>>15181539don't fight it anonjust try not to imagine him softly rubbing the underside of that colossal shaft as it stiffens out into massive, bulging erection as hard as steel
>>15181585Can you get a loan?Can you get help from family?Can you get another job?Can you sell plasma?
>>15181550Well thanks for killing my idea of it with that image of that politician that looks like ballsacs. There has to be a name for it, because I doubt I've discovered a new fetish.
>>15181585Have you considered selling your body?
Pony is naked for you!
>>15181577I don't hate Scootaloo.
>>15181577You made something up ans posted it as a fact, that's what happened.
>>15181588Wow great argument fagtron, you sure convinced me with those hot opinions.
>>15181512how?
>>15181577>>15181584>>15181588>>15181590No one hates Scootaloo.Except the comic part is true. Only pissbronies like mlp fanfiction with pop-culture references.
>>15181611pony has the right idea for once
>>15181585Stop using money you don't have!
>>15181585jessy please
>>15181597>not imagining that with your favorite colt/stallion/futamare
>>15180276>tfw that artist hates my little pony
>>15181602I don't know who'd give me a loan.No family, i'm alone.I'll have to start looking but getting this job was a miracle enough as is.Don't know if i qualify.>>15181605Doubt it. I guess it's time to sell whatever nice things i have that are excess (which aren't really that many).At least I have pony.But seriously i've never been this pushed back into a corner and i'm shaking while typing this.
>>15181623Scootaloo a shit.
>>15181640>not imagining them both together with those huge, hung stallions or futamares fucking him in public
>>15181634But Jessy lives with her boyfriend and all is well. Stop spreading lies, Anon.
>>15181657Sounds pretty good to me.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvgBI4cSRc
>>15181577i've always hated the comics and Scootaloo. They are all copying me
>>15181662I want to spread jessy
>>15181680Like butter on toast?
>>15181657No one hates Scootaloo except 15181657 Anon*there you go
>>15181674Oh yay, this guy's still doing his off-vocal edits.
>>15181627I bought a car recently (full price) but the 200$ a month insurance just destroyed me it seems (I was counting on the new job to pay higher and give me more hours than what I got).Beside that my expenses are: rent, grocery twice a month (about $150 each run), internet and phone. That's it.
COLAAAAAAAAA PONYYYYYYYYYY
>>15181702Thank you and you're the only brony who hate the comics.
>>15181550Maybe something for Meara? Have a name for it?
>tfw made several posts in this thread and nobody gave you a single reply
>>15181793post more porn
>>15181736>brony>hate comicAnon, please.Bronies love their shitty mlp fanfiction comics no one buys except for them. I bet they also listen to dadrock and laugh at pop-culture jokes on every panel.
>>15176563im on it boss
>>15181804>brony denialtoplel
>>15181766no clue anon
Pony slapped it out your hand and said "nigga please"
>>15181624At least she has her own garden to roll around, naked.
>>15181820>said the brony who reads fanfictiontopkek
>>15181804Nuffy please go back to cancerchat.
http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1t90lt/im_all_for_live_and_let_live_but_some_people_take/
>tfw no gala dress batpone
>>15181817WHOALEWD
>>15181851>steamchatIs this the new epic scapegoat to shitpost harder than the shitposter?
Pony trotted her dirty hooves all over your clean floor
>>15181723What kind of car would possibly have insurance that high? If you bought at full price it must even be new.
>>15181842I like when pone rolls around on the grassThey should do it more often
>>15181882Seeing as how he brags about ''le epic baiting'' there all the time, I wouldn't call it a scapegoat
>>15181895Regular car. It's just car insurance in Canada is obscenely high. Car is also used.
pony should wear cute outfits more
>>15181874>tfw no gala dress satyrI just want my daughter to look pretty for her big night.
>>15181854>ledditno.
Would you
>>15181913I bet the satyr thread would be all over that, you should post a request
>>15181906I agree. Real Life Horses roll on the grasses all the time! Its also fucking cute!
>>15181929I would fuck it in the eye socket.
>>15181929I have masturbated to that image series.
>>15181874Do you think the vampire bats in the upcoming episodes will actually be able to turn into ponies?
>>15181882Shut up Nuffy. Shitchat is filled with nothing but shitposters and contributor stealers.
>>15181910>there all the timeThen you just admit of being part of the cancer?
>>15181952Ponies are not Real life horses, though.
>>15181952Hear hear anonWe need more grass rolling ponesThough it must be sorta silly for the ones with white or really light coats. I wonder if anyone tells them they have grass stains
>>15181967no
>>15181974Man, you sound like they raped your parents and your dog. Calm down, I am not even him.
>>15181993Yeah. Real life horses are fucking assholes and they smell.
>>15181913>Daughter>Not son
>>15181983Not really, most of the steamchat either ignore him or have him blocked, and he's probably going to het banned soon anyways
>>15181953stupid
>>15182018>smelly ponyunf
>>15182019>pinkie's satyr crossdressing in his mother's gala dress
>>15182043there is a pony for everyone anoneven you
>>15181537Gilda paws
>>15181967i was actually expecting Vampire ponys for a bit
>>15181996I am sure they will roll around anyways. Celestia did. Not like quick dip in a lake wouldn't wash it off.
>>15182007They raped our threads Anon.
>>15182055I like that pony's design. Shame that it was only use once.
>>15181913i am a chaperone, and your daughter was twerking all night
>>15182055But I like ponies dripping with sweat and with a stench that will peel paintthat one just roots around in garbage
>>15182091if you got it, flaunt it
>>15181831But you know what I'm talking about, right? Slowly brushing the ego until the guy wants to be around her and do what she wants. Tenderly loving him, making her feel like there's a man who needs her.
>>15182087I am pretty sure hes just the beefcake unicorn puppet with a different mane/tail and no horn
>>15182111>Le Autism buzword maymay>Le babby's 1st shitpostingYou can't just accuse everything you disagree with as Autism you fucking faggot. Besides those posts are more hyper-conservative than anything else and fall in the "I want /pol/ t leave/" category
>>15182111with you makes more :D
>>15182141You are aware that /mlp/ is being raided, aren't you? Not that anyone gives a shit, though.
>>15182117i get the fetish of manipulation but its hard to imagine irl due to everyone being less predictable then movie actors.
Pony came here to fuck bitches, and then subtly noted that you appeared to be here for the same purpose
>>15182177Wait by who
>>15182177>take a peekgood fucking god
>>15182141msob pls go
>>15182111ebin wow XD
>>15182204>he thinks autism is a meme>unironically uses "le maymay" when complaining about memesI disagree with you, but I don't think you're autistic.Just an awful person.
>>15182177>>15182200>wow that's horrible>oh wait that's not the spam that's just regular threads
stu general?
So since twitch got rid of channel passwords is there a stram site that has such a feature?
>>15182111This.You guys are like Nintendo.Living in their own hugbox and not realizing that the show is slowly going downhill. Not even the shitty comics can save MLP.
Pony smokes them because it makes her look cool
>>15182233ha ha your superiority complex is fucking atrocious
every day is a hobbit's birthday
>>15182230octavia cum inflation general
and here I was thinking I would get to pony pony tonightrest in peace hopes and dreams
>>15182273
>>15182283LOL LESBIAN MUSIC HORSE #2 IS SO RANDOMMY FAVORITE FANDOM CHARACTER :)
>>15182306your bait is awful>>15182283I would play Octavia's instrument all night long
>>15182277>pony ponyI've got my eye on you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhYr4RGp_TEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhYr4RGp_TEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhYr4RGp_TEvhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhYr4RGp_TEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhYr4RGp_TEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhYr4RGp_TEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhYr4RGp_TEvhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhYr4RGp_TEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhYr4RGp_TEvhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhYr4RGp_TEvvcvvvhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhYr4RGp_TEvvvv
>>15182328http://i.imgur.com/IeWEJrw.jpg
>>15182233Why are you here if you hate the show Anon?
>>15182328Relax, all I planned was to brush pony's mane
>>15182323What bait?Retarded muffin ponele dr who referenceLesbian Music HorsesObsessed hands ponefriend of obsessed hands ponethose are the most popular fandom favorites. :^)If you like them, you are a fat, fedora-wearing brony.
>>15182373>What bait?>proceeds to list baitoh god this is hilariousthis is fucking gold
>>15182346http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3K9j9WzRao
>>15182373Daily reminder MLPG came up with all six of those horses and their fanon.
the bait is through the roof tonight
Why is she so perfect?She's even more perfect than your waifu.
Why is Luna so shitty at Chess that Fancypants defeated her?Why is Fancypants so awesome?
>>15182349>Gideon
>>15182346>Twilight uses her powers to much and gets corrupted by a daemon of Tzeentch
>>15182349I will never understand fetishes that are way fucking out there, like hyper.
>>15182410I agree, that cock needs a deep throating
>not buying Secret of the Magic Crystal for $1
>>15182405Peach is coolDaisy is better in every wayRosalina is as good as daisyBut the ponies are better then both of them
>>15182408>reading fanfiction>wondering why comic luna is terrible in chess and acting like pinkie pie
>>15182424>hyper>not a top tier fetish
>>15182403YOU'RE NOT HELPING TWILIGHT
>>15182424>like hyper.Oh you innocent little sheltered dove you.
>>15182424Hyper is easy to understand.You like big dicks, right?So how about a bigger dick?You can always draw a bigger dick.
>>15182453hyper is shit
>>15182408she could very well be out of practice, also the game was only a few moves in wasn't it?
>>15182439>as good as daisyabsolutely fucking disgusting, don't look at me
>>15182425>liking Gideon's disgusting tube dicks >any yearIt's like anti-sexy
I think I broke one of my teeth.
>>15182442Nuffy please please go back to shitpostchat.
>>15182402It's not their fault when literal autists took it seriously.
>>15182460The trick though is to make it look congruous and not like you just drew a dick and then scaled it up.
>>15182466>not wanting to caress that meaty cock and lick the underisde of that colossal, musky sheath and then sucking at the ebony tipIt's the anti-anti-sexy indeedevery year
>>15182439What if Peach was pony?
I WAS BOOOORN IN AUSTIIIIN.
>>15182461Hyper is hyper shit
>>15182465
>>15182465Space Queen God Mother > shitty filler character
>>15182453>tumblr nose on a ponydude what
>>15182487Shut the fuck up, Rose
>>15182500Then she still wouldn't fuck Mario
>>15182373>Lesbian Music HorsesGhost made me like them.
>>15182522I would expect a cuddle from that cute pony after I save her a few times.
>>15182489Daily reminder MLPG is the autism.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP6gGjuNRnc&feature=youtu.beWatch how a hipster beats up an armed robberFuck yeah, America.
>>15182526too bad their personalities are literally "we are lesbian"
>>15182522That's why Mario would have to >rape her as always.
>>15182496either way big dicks are good
>>15182505POWEEERS
>>15182189True, but that's the thing about stories. Everything is determined by the writer, so there's that willing suspension of disbelief to maintain, giving both surprises while keeping it believable. But yeah, it's something I could see Meara (since there's not too much on her) and Rarity doing. Things like fluffing up how great he is so she has more leverage, making him feel needed so she is needed, and doing it all lovingly. It's probably a subsection of manipulation but I can't shake the feeling there's a name for it.
>>15182517>tumblr noseYou sound so stupid when you say things like that.
Zebra says hi
>>15182519Shut up ponybrony
>>15182569griffon told zebra to get bent
>>15182576SHUT UP, STALIN
>>15182561Its just ignorance, Anon.I've not seen it referred to as anything other than that. Either way what the hell is up with that?
>>15182424It's just an exaggeration that helps with pushing the right buttons.
You would think that with christmas right around the corner that people would atleast *try* to not be total shitlords.
>>15182542Yup.
>>15182515>Daisy>not god princess of Mario PrincessesPleb pls pls>>15182500I wish there was a Daisy pony
>>15182408Luna plays Chess in a fanfic? Maybe she should give up the King's Gambit?
>>15182611that people only come here to shitpost anon.
>>15182498>wanting to touch or put your mouth near anything Gideon drawsPlease. I'll stick to Freckles' stuff.
Pony is suing you for sexual harassment.
>>15182597>Either way what the hell is up with that?You kind of hit the nail on the head. It was popularized through use on fanart on tumblr. Homestuck is the first instance I can remember it being used widely. It's a cheap way to add variance to what would otherwise just be a few simple lines on the face, but it just makes them look like an alcoholic.
>>15182631but there is a Daisy ponyher name is Daisy
>>15182656IS THAT A RADIOACTIVE TURD?!
>>15182656...FS sometimes I wish I could just slap you so you would shout up
>>15182643Have fun with shiny shiny all the time shiny dicks senorIt's a shame you have to act so defensive around such massive meaty rods
>>15182627why yes you are!
>>15182631Accept your QueenIt'll make things easier for you.
>>15182662No it is a PRETTY IF SOMEWHAT COWARDLY FLOWER PONE
When you see itTwilights mane is just her tail tacked on sideways
FINALLYI HAVE TIME TO PONYPONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONYPONY PONY PONY PONY
>>15182569Satyr sends her greetings.
>>15182700pony should basement pony
I've lost control of my pony
>>15182686Welp
>>15182669Come on anon you were asking for that one
>>15182686>FIM>good animation>ever
>>15182711YOU GOD DAMN IT
>>15182734You tell him
>waifuing a horrible background ponyYou guys don't really do this, right? ...Right?
>>15182671>Have fun with shiny shiny all the time shiny dicks Thanks, I will.But seriously, Gideon's dicks just look so bad to me.
>>15182686haha wow, quality animation so far this season>FTTF>dash's movements and whinny's mouth>daring dont>those fucking legs>power pones>tailhead
>>15182748I HATE basements.Unless it's your basement. I'm okay with your basements. I trust you not to lock me down there.
>>15182775Okay dude?Honestly I don't much care for thatI mostly just like his Cox character, no matter who draws him
Help I can't stop listening to Hearts as Strong as Horses
>>15182786nobody said anything about locking, anonpony likes it down there
>>15182804Burst your eardrums with a screwdriverthat song sucked
>>15182785It's like they were trying to save budget.What's going on?
>>15182786>And then pony was locked by FS in the basement>Like all the other poniesRIP pony
[hodoring intensifies]
>>15182804I have no desire to rewatch Flight to the Finish despite being a big CMCfag
>>15182786While I am flattered pony I do not have a basement nor would I stick any ponies in it if I didMaybe you could roll around on the grass though anon and I were just talking about how swell that would be
>>15182804partsas large as horses
>>15182809I know FS will provide Sassaflash with all the accommodations and freedoms as if she was living a presidential suite.
>>15182840I have no desire to rewatch Polsky's latest crap.
>>15182875I dont think she cares as long as it's underground
>>15182860Do you have cloud i can sleep on?
little more than one month until it's february again!
>>15182907What horrors await us this time
>>15182872Sweetie's part was adorable. Best singer.
Don't mind me, just being a faggot to >test if I can greentext mid-sentence again.
>>15182907Maybe they will ban everyone in MLPG just for nostalgia's sake
>>15182934I hope she gets to sing more this season. I really want her to get a song that doesn't involve the rest of the CMC.
>>15182907It can't be any worse than February 2013Watch it be an EG2 announcement
>>15182804When we put our minds together, we can achieve! We're the Cutie Mark Crusaders, and you should believe!
>>15182907Fuck, thanks for reminding me
I haven't gone through a single february without something batshit happening for 5 years.Truly, the worst of months.I shall dub it, Rarabruary
>>15182959EG2: princess booglaoo
>>15182928>>15182959EG2 would be too smalltime, back then we didn't expect the people around the show to be so astonishingly shit. It'd have to be something a lot bigger than that, either the show getting cancelled though that would arguably not be bad..I don't really know what can top EG within realistic limitations. Then again EG was outside realistic limitations one year ago.
>>15183018Permenant human cast member
>>15183018What if we just fucking toss everything hasbro into a blender and fucking hit puree
hello friends
I'm gonna çall it a dayGood night, MLPG
>çallwhat
Pony just ARISED all of your chikun
Tiny horse butts.
>>15182774I don't have a waifu. I have an imouto.
>>15183059YEAH, WELL I'M GONNA "CALL" YOU A FAGGOT
>>15182775wait you know of cox right
>>15183083woah
>>15183066Avoiding filters maybe
>>15183092Unfortunately.
>>15183083They excite me so
>>15183121no need to be a party pooper about it
Second >test
>>15180207>~four hours laterApplejack's and Pinkie's swords both had their cutie marks as well.Must have been hammerspace, go figure man.
really big horse butts
But why does Sassaflash like basements so much
>>15183152>Rarity gets bored>Starts taking up smithing>Just her in the lower decks of the ship slaving away over an anvil and a small homemade forge
>>15183131I take my cartoon animal porn very seriously.I'm kidding
Filly toast
>>15183152That just raises more questions. Ignoring there where they got them question is why do they exist. Why the fuck to they have custom made swords?
>>15183141it's a shame this guy doesnt take commissionsI wonder what he does with all the figurines he makes
>>15183180aight manI only ask cause I've written a bunch a fapfic stuff about em but yeah, all's good
Word >word
Pony wants a medium-rare filet mignon
>>15183210Hot glues them.
So...How bout' that new comic huh?
Ask not what your pony can do for you, ask what you can do for your pony
>>15183247but anon you don't use glue on sculpting clay
>>15183236PONY CAN SUCK MY DICK, GOLLY
>>15183268I don't read shitty fanfiction about a character acting like Pinkie Pie while referencing pop-culture jokes.
>>15183268It's fucking great. This is all I wanted for a royal sisters episodeI hope we still get one though, despite having a comic about it
>>15183236Nothing tastier than a nice medium-rare filet mignon along with some double-baked potatoes
>>15183185>>15183213I'm kind of interested.
>>15183300that crown looks familiar
>>15183270I can give pony an apple, that's the best I can do.
>>15183268I thought it was >great, but not spectacular.
>>15183268It was amazing, probably the best micro so farI'm really hyped for the upcoming ones if they're going to keep up this level of quality
Pony started singing singing it in Japanese
>>15183318It's kinda about them getting taken advantage of in a cluband uh, some other stuff involving ass-expansion, dick-expansion, and overall sluttiness
>>15182949just [/spoilel]>this is enough
>>15183320She's a trendsetter anon. I don't mean she wears things and people copy her, I mean she threatens major publishers with pictures of their steamy changeling romances unless they promote her unique fashion tastes.
>>15183286>Luna>acting like PPNigga Luna wants to have fun and try to prove to her sister she can do the day's work.Does energtic mean = pinkie pie now?
>>15183352i meant [spoilel][/spoilel]>this
>>15183300>>15183326>>15183327>that shitty micro>greatFuck off, brony shills.
>>15183352To properly do it mid-sentence and then blacktext again is more difficult than I thought.
>>15183369
>>15183268The pirate one is alright. I never got to the Luna one, though.
>>15183372He's a shitposter. Just ignore him.
>>15183372Yes, after Lauren left them with only 6 archetypes, every new pony has to fit into one of those
>>15183141>fangshue
>>15183372When she makes reaction faces, hops around like a retard and acts randumb as fuck, of course it's literally Pinkie Pie.
>>15182949>>15183352>>15183377Hey guys, remember that one time Anonymous totally beefed it?
Pony wants to know how you post a shit?
>>15183395I sensed that but, pinkie pie fans are hard to tell
>>15183327>I'm really hyped for the upcoming onesTechnically that was the last micro, they are starting a new series now.
>>15183394>great>alicorn twilight does jackshit>ANTI-MAGIC BARRIERquality writing
The fillies are being filled!
>>15183394Read it nigger. It's the perfect SoL Princess episode, or at least the closest thing to it
>>15183384
>>15183429it's not like alicorn twilight does jack shit in the show eitherit's almost as if making her an alicorn was shoehorned in without prior thought or preparation
>>15183448Is this the new "post every thread" shit?I like it.
>>15183429But Twilight faced down all those pirates that wanted to hold her hostage and was a key strategist in the fight against the giant crab, remember? She used that cloud lightning spell on them and stuff.What are you referring to by 'barrier', exactly? I don't remember a barrier of any sort.
>>15183448stop posting thatI'm trying to focus on writing my gildafic
>>15183447In time, anon. I got all the time until the next comic arrives.
>>15183415Word >word word
>>15183471>drinking a hot beverage with a straw
>>15183465Just the fucking crab being immune when can just cast a big fucking hole for it to fall down.
>>15183465The ghost crab repelled her magic.
Why did Zecora ever come to Equestria in the first place?
>>15183469>Gilda ficwhat's it about
>>15183501To escape the bestiality laws of her homeland.
>>15183501To tutor Twilight, she knows her destiny
>>15183429Where are you getting >great from? He said it was alright.
>>15183504>banana sticker
>>15183342Do you have it in a pastebin or something? I think my love of exhibitionism can outweigh my dislike of Cox
>>15183495>>15183487That's not a barrier. The hole thing is a neat idea, to be honest, but considering they needed to get into the hole under the crab in the first place, I don't think dropping him down there was a nice idea.The crab was merely hexproof, I don't see a problem with that. You can't just say "Twily is godmode now" and remove monsters from the comics and show entirely.
>suddenly.png
>>15183542what an ugly guard.
>>15183522No, fuck you. It's terrible enough not being able to post anything Gumball-related on /co/ without the thread becoming a fetishistic imagedump about /ss/, crossdressing, incest and traps in 3 minutes every fucking time.>but it's so hottt XDDDD no fun allowed XDDD muh fetish XDDDMaybe the first times, it's just retarded after that.
>>15183504stinky paws and sharp talons
I think I'm going to go work on that project.
>>15183565I thought soI'm gonna edge until your fic is done
Gilda putting her dirty and sweaty sock over your dick and giving you a pawjob
>>15183568That sounds like a fantastic idea, I think I'll join you.
Do you think Celestia got a sensual massage?
>>15183595IS THAT A BAT PONY?
>>15183568No, anon, it's a trap!You'll get all famous and leave me here, alone!
>>15183585It's a good thing I got those olfactory glands installed in my dick
>>15183563Sounds like ponies.
>>15183598ProbablyFapfics where?
>>15183598Probably not, considering it's a kid's comic.
>>15183580lol you'll be edging for a while I have work tonight and as such no writings will be done until tomorrow maybe.pls don't edge for that long, you'll die
>>15183607Did you get it from this guy?
>>15183627I edged for a whole week, anon. I'll be fine.Take your time, even. It'll just make it sweeter.
>>15183628Unf unf featureless crotch unf.
>>15183628>Daisy and Roseluck were found tied to a tree limb by the backs of their undergarment and onepiece, respectively, resulting in some of the worst wedgies ever seen in pony history.
>>15183626Well some things just "never happen" in Equestria
you guys are so gross
>>15183671
>that one fic request you want will never be done
>>15183671Just because I want to lick the sweat off of Gilda's pungent paws doesn't mean I'm gross.
>>15183686I'm drinking, what is it
>>15183678I can't read moonrunes, what emotion is she expressing?
>>15183649>I edged for a whole weekDid you have to get a dick transplant afterwards?
>>15183462>>15183469>>15183448If you wanna know where it comes from, its comes from 1000 and 1 Nights. Here the exact moment.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7g8d4ETCS0&t=116m16sAnd because this is a pony thread....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7g8d4ETCS0&t=76m16s
>>15183699I felt like I'd need to sometimes.Your balls start to get a little painful on the third day and on, but nothing too serious.
>>15183704I always thought this was Tekuza himself, turns out it's credited to his studio.
>>15183686She's eating a pocky stick thing with the white unicorn and she's kind of breathing heavy about it, so she's...competitive I suppose. Determined to eat most the stick before the other horse.>>15183686I hope it's not me.I don't wanna let you guys down.At least not anymore than I already have.
braeburn looks cute without his stupid hat or taco vest
>>15183744when's the next Cute Quest?
>>15183744Ah, misdirected.>>15183698>>15183744First text thing is for you. My bad.
>>15183701What the actual fuck
>>15183744It could be you if you never do get around to it.IT COULD BE
>>15183752Or a gigantic dick stuffing his bunghole
>>15183752He looks cute with a cock in his ass
transformation
>>15183757I'm gonna type up some filler for early next week unless you guys want to have a session on Sunday/Monday night.I'll be traveling tomorrow and the day after so I can't really hold a session then. Sorry.>>15183765That's just vague enough to make my heart hurt!Darn it!
>>15183695One of them is human Flitter/Rumble lewd>>15183744One of them. Fluttershy/Rarity "dance" lesson, based off Goat' pic
>>15183704>>15183741>tfw tekuza is the origional furry
>>15183784...Go on...
>>15183752The hat and vest make him cuter.
>>15183752How about hammered and nailing AJ?
>>15183803;^)
>>15183811no they make him look dumber
>>15183813unf
>>15183783hi aspirant
>>15183784does she have big tits
>>15183813That picture is actually really cute.
>>15183781
>>15183859But this isn't a yonkoma, there are only 2 panels in it
>>15183870but you can make it into a 4koma
>>15183784Nigga isn't rumble suppose to be a kid and flitter a grown teen/adult?Nigga you out of your mind? that's gross
TOPBAT
>>15183819But hats are cute, right? Right?
What happened to taw?
>>15183897no
>>15183898He move to fimchan for a few months then he quit pony.
>>15183898>We must bitch at seth and taw-anon 2013
>>15183896
>>15183913don't bring me into this
>>15183551Speaking of cards, I haven't been able to find them in town, not at Target, Kmart, or the two game stores I've tried.If an online version is released, would you ever play, anon? I know I would. Tweak my decks online and then build them IRL to beat down 7-yo girls. (I had all the Pokemon TCG gym badges at the Toys'r'Us league when I was 30
>>15183925Come on, Ratty, just one more encore?
>>15183925THEY'RE NOT LIKE YOU AND ME, WHICH MEANS THEY MUST BE BRONIES,WE MUST BITCH AT SETH AND TAAAAAAWW
>>15183925>not liking that villian.the only good part of Pocahontas
>>15183898with ross and apple
>>15183913"We must bitch at Seth and TAW."-Shia LaBeouf
>>15183939agreed
>>15183953what does a cannibal have to do with anything
>>15183939He wasn't even a proper villain.He did more or less what everyone else in his place would expect him to do.
I can't find that pic of batpone by equestria prevails, the white one with "the toppening" on his hat.Fucker ain't on derpibooru.
>>15183912that happened with a lot of people, iirc
>>15183911Is it just his hat that's not cute or is it all hats?
>>15183953This wasn't funny 2 days ago and becomes progressivily more unbearable every time it's posted.
>>15183988thats what makes him great. hes a great example of human greed.any fucking baron would have done the same thing
>>15184001Who? I can only remember him and the pretentious master.
>>15184000it is I, to the rescuethe one true batfag>>15183988he wasn't so much a villain as a realistic human being in a period setting as opposed to all the disney characters which of course makes him the antagonist
Best pony: Twilight SparkleBest Mane 6: Twilight SparkleBest Princess: Twilight SparkleOther ponies, are you even trying?
>>15184001Yeah, a lot of the first-wave contributors fucked off to fimchan, and rightly so. That place is better known as Megasweet's Futa Picdump Parade at this point.
>>15184006>yellow shota with wide hipsWhatever flows your boat, but that ain't a pony.
>>15184019look at that smug smotherfuckerhe's so cutethanks anon
>>15184017>the pretentious masterRoss still posts here, brah
>>15184007Sorry man, I just got a kick out of it when it was a bit fresher
>>15184022kill yourself
horse is behaving badly because she thinks it makes her look cool.how do you proceed?
>>15184034>he
>>15184023>still being jelly>all these years later
>>15184039behave badly with her
>>15184036>ross>not NTSTSTST
>>15184022hi nohooves
>>15184055I don't see a vagina.
>>15184059second
>>15184068of course not anonshe's not a slut
why are there so many bat and satyrfags?
>>15184073aw.
>>15184080because people find them cute?
>>15184022Does best mean worst where you come from?
>>15184080why not
>>15184039inject her with enough ketamine to explode her mind and then fuck her comatose form
>>15184080Because there's nothing else to discuss.Scootaepisode was just Scoots scooting and being a retard like she was since the beginning, and there's only so many Harshwhinny .gifs you can make.
>>15184088Which is understandable, I don't really care that they do, but 5 gorillian threads and fics? There's something up there.
>>15184066but if it was nohooves they would be bonbon
>>15184022>"Pretending you’re with 5 other ponies when you’re on your own, it stretches your magical ability to the absolute limits.”>“I cried, actually. I cried. Then I said out loud, ‘This is not why I became a princess’. Unfortunately the microphone was on and the whole palace heard.”
>>15184080I'm indifferent to batfags, but holy shit satyrfags are terrible.
>>15184080because those are the biggest art threads in /mlp/ and we don't have artists of our own to do homegrown stuff.
>>15184121satyrfags have probably the most vanilla fetishes in mlpg
>>15184119Why do you keep posting this?What the fuck does it even mean?
>>15184133ducks.
>>15184130yet they manage to be the creepiest
>>15184133Autism, not even once
>>15184103
>>15184141no, that's the twaifu fags
>>15184141that's not gayfags or fartfags or scatfags or transformationfags
>>15184160and still, they are the creepiest
I'd fuck a satyr girl in her goat pussyis that bad
>>15184160nobody ever really talks about transformation in MLPG thought, it's just one guy posts 'transformation' and then a couple people respond with single sentences>>15184164you're wrong
>>15184166nah, man, goat pussy's way better than pony pussy
>>15184039Tell her to stop.
>>15184167opinions can't be wrong, unless they are proven wrong with facts
>>15184175well then your opinion is shit
>>15184160There's nothing wrong with gay, they're the only reason these threads are even worth going to.
>>15184178but I don't like satyrs
bats are coolI wish we saw more of them we will never see more of them
>>15184189I would hang out with moon horse
>>15184185Also the slim chance of getting to bang one of the female contributors or a femanon. Or aggy.
>>15184215but anon that's sun horse
>>15184213Yeah I tend to agree. They had several opportunities to show them where they would have made perfect sense (such as the night time portion of the canterlot defense in the wedding episode) but chose not to.
>>15184223Ah, I see the difference now, the crown gem
>>15184189But this is Krautism.
>>15184226I wonder where they come from.
>>15184141How so? All I see are satyrfags that wants to bang their waifus who doesn't?and have adorable little abominations.
>>15184252and playing with zippers
>>15184248Luna's costume spellbook.
Pony says you'll find that the less bread a man eats, the healthier he is
>>15184248No clue. You would think that if they existed as an entire other breed of pony that was employed by luna s guards, they would have shown up around her at some point in Canterlot. They never have, even when we have seen Luna at night, in canterlot, she is surrounded by the normal gold armored guys.And then there are these guys
>>15184248my headcanon is that they live in an area of equestria that gets very little sunlight for much of the year like day/night cycles get out of whack in the artic circle
>>15184274Man says you'll find that the less healthy an eat breads, the ponier he is.
>>15184258How is that creepy?
BUTTS
>>15184307just undo the zipper anon and you'll have all the butts you want
There's new pony in the near future.These episodes sure are coming fast.
>>15184307
>>15184328before you know it we'll be in hiatus again
>>15184307You can't handle the butts
>>15183531Got a skype?
>tfw i needed hard drive space and deleted my ponibooru folderOver 100 GB of pone gone. It's not like I actually needed those.
>>15184342Great, now the gay is cranked up to 11
>>15184342I can handle all of em.Stallion butts, mare butts, big butts, small butts.Fast butts, slow butts, even princess butts.
>>15184362>not having an external harddrive covered in stickers of your waifu for pone.
I'm sorry
>>15184383That's lots and lots of butts
>>15184368It isn't gay when its Blues, anon.>>15184383Impressive anonymous. Most impressive.
>>15183784Oh! That one is on my main comp back at home. I should be able to get that transferred and uploaded before New Years.Hopefully.Sorry for delayed response. Sudden meeting.
Guys, I wanna download some old ponibooru files left by archive like a year ago and they are in torrent format. What torrent would you guys recommend?
>>15184388.>not having mlp lolicon stickered to your laptop that you take to all your classes with you
>>15184391There's nothing to be sorry about, anon.
>>15184418deluge or Transmission.
>>15184403No, it's incredibly gay, and you are homosexual for wanting to have sex with stallions.
>>15184418I really like Deluge, myself
>>15183832Hello, did you need something?
>>15184423https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zZjSMED0IE
>>15184453I don't want to have sex with stallions.I just want to cuddle them and patronizingly treat them like pets while they struggle and protest.
i bought cocaine today for the first time along with my bundle of H, it's kind of overrated and it burns really bad when you snort it, I also really want to jack off to ponies right now but I can't get hard
>>15184439>>15184461Yeah, I loosely recall Deluge when someone was recommending torrent during that year, along with that picture chart of describing each torrent.Thanks guys. Have some cute ponies on the house!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_2isFuSW5Y
>>15184473>Uhohhh, what's going on down here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp8tToFv-bA
>>15184479>burns really bad when you snort itIt's not supposed to do that, you probably got cut to shit coke. You're right about it being an overrated drug, it's expensive, doesn't last that long, and its only real uses are making you look important at parties(until everyone does all your coke), and doing speedballs.
>>15184540>>15184524>>15184479does pinkie pie do cocaine
>>15184540But its not my birthday panko bread
>>15184563You sure?
>Remember that one day my math teacher called me a stallion>Nowadays I just want to be the little mareLife is funny
>>15184559Not even that guy that hates drugs, but my personal headcanon is that if drugs exist in the MLP universe (which is a big if, really, aside from salt, which is sort of a drug I guess? More of a liquor allegory, but we've had this discussion before) Pinkie does not like drugs.From her point of view, alcohol is a depressant, and nothing depressing belongs at her parties! (Attempts by Twilight to convince her that's not strictly what depressants do fall on deaf ears) More importantly, if you need psychoactive materials to have fun at a Pinkie party, Pinkie feels she isn't doing her job, because Pinkie takes parties seriously.That's just how I see it.
>>15184593Did your teacher have a penis or a vagina?
>>15184605A vagina
>>15184609She wanted your dick.
Has anyone drawn marker pony with marker satyr yet?
>>15184604we are like minded, and Pink horse is best horse i'd trust my life with. Anyone who thinks the pink horse likes cocaine is projecting
I have not been high in 2 years now
>>15184573Well now I just don't know
Dash just crash into your house like she owns the place. what do?
>>15184604>>15184604I always imagined she would because it's so like her personality. People on coke are peppy, super confident, talk nonstop, move around erratically, and they have that same ultrafast speech pattern.
>>15184349I do, but I'm not really comfortable giving it out now
>>15184658tie up>implying she can get away from me
>>15184648Well, its not like all the other 6mane is doing it.They want to show you their appreciation.
>>15184658Sue her for breaking the window for the 20th fucking time
http://bang-aranq.tumblr.com/Endii's new tumblr. He's abandoned poni.Thanks to MT for reblogging it :^)
>>15184662If you give a mushroom to an already grown Mario, he doesn't get any bigger
feed me
>>15184658Ask her what she needs. If nothing important, I'll politely ask her to leave.
>>15184644I don't like pot that much, I liked it when I first started smoking it, now it makes me anxious. Once in a great while I'll smoke a little bit after drinking, alcohol cuts that jittery edge off it. I remember the first few times I got high and masturbated were incredible, the orgasms would hit like a freight train and I'd be spurting out shot after shot, always made a huge mess.
This drug talk is making me uncomfortable, I think I might take my pony and go home.
>>15184683psychedelics are kind of gay
WE'VE GOT HEARTS
>>15184668She ate the rope and ran away.>>15184675Dash pays you with clouds.>>15184686Dash walk toward your couch and took a nap on it. She didn't bother listening to you.
>>15184697I want to smoke pot with Twilight because she'd be super cute while stoned
>>15184714I don't, I don't like drugs and I won't deal with ponies that do them.Even if it is my fetish.
>>15184662Well, everybody tells me I seem like a stoner, but really I'm completely ambivalent towards weed unless it's near me and it smells bad. I don't see why Pinkie would like cocaine just because it makes ponies hyperactive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKBdArgXtck
>>15184727Oh, that's where that image comes from.Good to know!
>>15183807Sorry I'm late.>>12286486That's pretty much most of my idea.>>15183843Yes, very.
>>15184734>wet hair CelestiaIs it getting hot in here?
Pony need to preen more. Her wings are dirty.
So i'm seriously considering making pony coins with a 5 minute transaction time.Anyone want in?
>>15184742Pony regularly preens
>>15184700i meant Mario mushrooms
>>15184742Time spent preening is time lost forever.Time that could have been spent studying.
>>15184739Just Celestia being silky smooth.
>>15184747>5 minute transaction time.what that is, shawty?
>>15184104But they already have teir own thread.
>>15184747Will it have Celestias face on it?
>>15184752Thats a creepy looking horse.>>15184755Twilight, if you don't clean your wings, it will be covered in dust. No other ponies would like you spreading those dust around while you fly around.
>>15184755>not having Spike read you something aloud while you preen
>>15184758>tfw you will never get to hang out with Celestia
>>15184759How long it takes for transactions to register over the entire network.>>15184763Will be glorious sun but cutie mark logo.
>>15184771What exactly would you do with her if you do get to hang out with her?
>>15184776>Will be glorious sun but cutie mark logo.Count me in.
I love hiding. even if it makes things go quite.
>>15184779I'm not sure, there are a bunch of things we could do. I could take her to the spa, or we could visit the Winsome Falls and have a picnic. Or we could just stay at her place and drink hot chocolate in front of the fireplace while telling each other stories.
>>15184665use mine thenshotgunner56
>>15184787Would you hide and seek with pone?
>>15184785>MyLittleBrony
>>15184801Those sound like nice places to go and things to do. Celestia might like the idea. Just keep in mind that there are guards around her at all time, so no funny business.
>>15184825I wasn't planning to do any 'funny business'.Though I don't really think she'd need guards to protect her anyway, seeing how she can wield magic.
>>15184801>do the last one>she stares at you with half-lidded eyes>you can't think of any storiesoh shit
>>15184736AAAAAAAAAAA THE POST WAS DELETED WHAT WAS YOUR IDEA
>>15184847http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S12282552#p12286486Try that.
>>15184842>your mind goes blank and you just repeat the story she just told you like a fool
>>15184840Royal stuff, royal tradition. The guards does not want to see any harm done to Celestia. Just go along with it, or you have other things in mind.
>>15184689>>15184689>first few times I got high and masturbated were incredibleThat's one of the only reasons I still smoke it. Once or twice a month for some extra long edging sessions, it makes the teasing so much more intense, I'll be groaning and squirming and in complete desperation once I start getting close. But that final release is like nothing else, oh my god, by far the biggest loads I've ever shot in my life.
>>15184868No, it's fine I guess. They can join for a cup of hot chocolate if they want. I bet they have interesting stories, too.
>>15184854>all that>and the Scootaloo going on in that threadWhat devilry is this, I cant walk around in public with this boner
>>15184880The guard are not the ones to talk. They ignore your chattering and remain tie to their duty. Celestia ponders as to why you are talking to them.
>>15184880>You make friends with her personal entourage, hearing stories, sharing drinks, discussing their families and wishes for the future.>Soon you become friends with all of them, and the time spent with Celestia under their watchful gaze becomes a bit less unnerving.>On one snowy winter night in a grand lounge in the castle, you and Celestia lie near one another in front of a roaring fire, steaming mugs of hot chocolate sitting on a table before you.>As the two of you laugh about your latest misadventure in town, you hear a dull click.>Peeking over the back of the couch for a moment, you see the usual guards that stand beside the door are missing, the double doors firmly shut.
>>15184907Because it felt kinda unfair that we can sit in front of the cozy fire while they have to stand at the door all night long.
>>15184871What is weed even like, I smoked it once or twice in high school and it didn't do anything. I love edging so that peaked my interest, is it really that good?
>>15184918I bet they just quickly went to the bathroom!
>>15184923>>15184871Please stop or take it elsewhere
>>15184902>reading MLPG>in public
>>15184942>not MLPGing in public
>>15184923It's difficult to explain, the best way I can think of to explain it is that it amplifies all your senses. And yes, masturbation is much more intense while high, but it depends on the strain. Indicas with a really warm and fuzzy body high work best.
>>15184921Its their duties as guards and they honor that oath to the death. They stood in colder nights, before.
>>15184951>>15184951https://www.erowid.org/experiences/subs/exp_Cannabis_First_Times.shtmlAlso read these. Make sure if you do it that it's with people you feel comfortable with, and in a setting where you feel completely comfortable. Have a few drinks before you smoke, helps take those jitters away that can creep up on new smokers. Have fun.
YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO NAME SOMETHING WORSE THAN My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
>>15184994People who watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
>>15184994My Little Pony
>>15184994Dr. Who
>>15184994Intoxication
>>15184994Me.
unf
>>15184918Oh boy.I'm going to have to share some more stories with them, soon.
>>15184994you're mom
STRAM
>>15184980how come whenever someone asks about drugs everyone is always really helpful and has good advice, but when we talk about ponies everything falls apart
>>15185032why
>Celestia will never grace the frozen plains with her aurora
>>15185011I have no idea what the fuck this creature is supposed to even be. Biped? Horse? What in the fuck?
>>15185048It's the golden rule of 4chan.Every board is good for discussing everything except its subject matter.
>>15185048It's what happens to every board, the topic of the board is typically the worst thing to talk about there
>>15185011>CLAC! CLAC!are Celestia's asscheeks filled with marbles
>>15185057why not?
>>15185018>>15184931I didn't jack someone else's story opportunity, did I? Trying not to, here.
>>15185079>I didn't jack someone else's story opportunity, did I?I'm going to sleep anyways. Have fun.
>>15185088so who wears the pants
>>15185066Seems to be especially true about drugs, I've seen the same thing happen on other boards. Drug users usually have excellent advice for those asking.
>>15185099Ponies don't wear pants, silly.
>>15185116and there was much rejoicing
>>15185018>>15184931>You try to keep the conversation going, sure that your guard buddies will be coming back any time.>Eventually, the princess yawns. You check the door while she cozies into the couch a bit more.>No guards.>For the first time since you and Celestia started seeing each other more frequently, and informally, the two of you are alone.>What do?
>>15185109>you will never feed a desperate Chrysalis your love
>>15185109Is chrysalis attracted to heart-shaped objects?
>>15185163You should ask her when you meet her face to face. Surely her saying hold more truth than some random anons.
>>15185150Slide a bit closer to her while she isn't looking and ask if she's already feeling tired.If I can get the conversation running again, maybe subtly slip in a question what happened to her two silent guardians
>>15185150>Celestia cozies into the couch a bit more>anon is sitting on the couch too>her head is about an inch away from touching anon's lap>anon panics>"H-hey, guys, come back in here! I've got a joke you guys would like!">a condom slides in from outside the door
>>15185139where do i punch it?
>>15185111because a large percentage of adults use marijuana recreationally in a responsible manner in the US and Europe, so many people do it now that it's just like someone who drinks beer or wine
>>15185163hearts are the embodiment of love, so yes, she's attracted to them like mothes to light
>>15185193As much as I would like to...>>15185155
>>15185252Can you please just fuck off?
>>15184680ass
Before talking to you, Pony listened to old school Linkin Park, to mentally prepare herself
>>15185203>>15185207>Inching a bit closer to the resting princess, you peek one last time at the door.>Still no guards.>You resist the urge to touch Celestia's mane, but only just. Instead, you ask in a quiet tone where her guards have gone.>If the thought of her being alone with you troubles her, it doesn't show. >"They're no longer in the room?">You nod, then realize her eyes are closed. "Yes," you reply, "They've been gone for some time now.">Celestia opens her eyes slightly.>"Does this bother you? Would you like me to call them?"
Pony thinks you are better than when you find $20 in your pocket
>>15185291It's fine, I just didn't expect them to leave their post on their own.I really do wanna touch that mane though
>>15185291WHOA WAIT WHY ARE WE ALONE WITH CELESTIAIS SHE GONNA EAT US AND ABSORB OUR POWER
>>15185252>>15185252>large percentageIt's more like a quarter who admit to using regularly, and 70%+ who have ever used it. It's mainstream now, even your mom probably smokes pot, I see kids' moms talking about it on facebook.
Pony filled a book with the stuff you know, but it was really more of a one page pamplet
Pony mentioned your name, then quickly changed the subject
>>15185291oh boy it's time to cuddle with a sleepy princess
Pony bought you some common sense for Christmas. Apparently, there is an abundance
Hungry /co/?
Pony suggested you move to another planet
Pony wants to be cremated when dead.
oh god oh man oh god
Pony wrote a fully detailed graphic novel about you, ,but then gave up and threw it away
>>15185311>"No! No, it's alright, I just...didn't expect them to leave without being told to.">Celestia smiles, faintly.>"And now that they're gone, what will we do?">Your heart is in your throat at her words, a hammering in your neck and chest that feel like a jackhammer.>"I....would like-," you squeak before coughing to clear your throat, "I would like to...touch your mane.">Her smile widens to the point you think she'll laugh out loud.>"Is that all?">Not nearly, but you refrain from saying so.>She picks herself up a bit, opening her eyes as her horn glows for a moment. Suddenly, her mane falls from it's wavy, almost aura like state, to strands of hair, falling down to her wings in long, silky tethers that fall pleasingly over her face and neck.>You find yourself moving closer to her, and before you can protest she lies her head in your lap. Her regal head lying on your left leg, with her chest resting on your right. >You reach down, slowly placing a hand in the mass of her hair.>She sighs deeply as you gently run fingers through her mane, fingertips teasing her neck as she relaxes into you.
Pony actually doesn't want to be creamated, in fear that there will be no corpse to reanimate her into, when the technology becomes available
>>15185382e c h
it might be old news right now buthttp://derpiboo.ru/499947apparently power ponies managed to get a FV rating due to it being like the old action comic shows
I was watching the show, and Pony came in the room and said "Rainbow dash doesn't actually sound like that"
>>15185405Pony needs to realize that her time is done, and that the future should be left to those who come.
Pony is trying to program in c, but doesn't like to manage memory everywhere.
>>15185357>>15185371>>15185376>>15185383>>15185385>>15185418I don't like this pony. I want to trade her in for a normal one.
They asked Pony to save her, but she just looked down and whispered "no"
>>15185385hngScratch behind her ear.
>>15185385>Suddenly, her mane falls from it's wavy, almost aura like state, to strands of hair, falling down to her wings in long, silky tethers that fall pleasingly over her face and neck.holy shit
>>15185385This is too goodScratch her ear
>>15185428Pony claims to be the "most sane" pony
>>15185385Uh, oh... compliment her on her nice mane?
>>15185420Pony fears that all her re-animated friends will laugh at her for deciding to get cremated, while they enjoy the spoils of the future without her
>>15185442>>15185437earscratchmind
>>15185385Explain to her how much brighter her sun is than ours
>>15185370Sure! I already have the perfect beverage, too
I just want to say that I love you guys.yes I'm drunk
>>15185447Well she never uses her name and that's weird. Can she at least do that?
>>15185469We love you too you drunkard
>>15185472She hasn't told me what it is, and dodges the subject everytime i ask
Pinkie has very few redeeming qualities besides her ability to give ball-draining blowjobs
>>15185331b-but muh degeneracy
Pony says penis lengthening surgery is dangerous
>>15185482We should cross reference her cutie mark with the repository at Canterlot.>>15185486But what if she tries to drain that which is bottomless?
Pony says you'll find that the less time a man spends in cryosleep, the more awake his brain is (barring the animal/primitive side, which is usually awake)
>>15185437>>15185440>>15185442>>15185455>"Your mane is so...soft, and beautiful," you whisper, still running your hand through it.>"A princess must take good care of herself," she mumbles, a tiny sigh escaping her before mumbling something about being pleasing looking for her subjects.>You run a hand from the base of her neck to the back of her head and, using your index finger, begin to gently scratch behind her right ear.>Her hind legs twitch for a moment as she lets out a small groan, before sinking further into your lap and spreading her body out on the couch more. The long hind legs unwind until she's lying fully prone as you scratch behind her ears with one hand and resume stroking her mane with the other.>"You are...good at this," she says with content as you continue, "Do all the ponies receive such pleasing treatment from you?"
Off-topic shitposting bringing you down? Employ your Filter today and improve your pony experience
>>15185469
>>15185516Pony already purged the records
>>15185529>yarinkana faceyes, this is good
>>15185522"Only the ones that set up a trap for me by sending away their guards."Maybe let the second hand wander down her neck and rub her back
>>15185522I haven't had anyone to practice on yet.
>>15185529Filter pony is adorable.>>15185548She couldn't do that unless she had influence in high places. We'll get her yet.
>>15185516>gov't cutie mark repositoryYou can go to Equestria, but it turns out all those shitty Tyrantlestia fics had it half-right: there is virtually no public respect for privacy in Equestria, and in more densely populated areas like Canterlot, it could easily be what would on Earth be a police state. This is all despite a complete lack of criminal activity.In a more rural place like Ponyville, there are very few actual guards, so your privacy is almost entirely unthreatened, but guards would be entirely in their rights to search you.Do you go?
Pony says you'll find that the less shitposting a man does, the more sane and well-adjusted he is
>>15185529>filtering>ever
>>15185522I don't give out ear-scratchies to just anyone.
Pony creates a gravitational collapse, and banishes you beyond the event horizon.
>>15185578>shitty Tyrantlestia ficshave any good ones?
>>15185578Depends, are you a pony or a human in this scenario
>>15185577Pony says "good luck pinning her" and that "if you go any further, you'll wish you stayed home"
Do you think Zecora speaks in Rhyme all the time, or that she only rhymes when around ponies, and nomrally speaks differently?
>>15185578I'd probably head out towards the frontier towns. That would be a good compromise.
>>15185614https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uBfjh9013k
>>15185583>hurr 4chan in easy mode
Pony left the door to the chamber of secrets wide open
>>15185613She's living with me, and unless she wants her ice cream rights revoked she'll be a nice little filly and play along.
>>15185575>>15185576>>15185586>"I haven't had any volunteers, yet," you say with amusement, "Especially not any who send away their guards to experience it.">She chuckles, too at ease to laugh aloud.>"You think I sent them away? I would not be so subtle in doing so," she says, nuzzling her face into your thigh, "But, I am glad they left. It has afforded me such a...pleasing, experience.">A clock gently chimes from a corner of the room, signalling the late hour that has drawn upon the two of you.>Celestia yawns loudly, wings flaring slightly at the deepness of the yawn, forcing your hands back for a moment.>"You've been at this for some time," she says quietly, looking at you sidelong, "Aren't you tired?"
>>15185640>something bothering you enough to pretend it doesn't existIt's just pathetic.
>>15185522MENTION TO HER SUN IS SO MUCH MORE VIVID AND BRIGHTER THAN OUR SUN SHE'S SO PRETTY I WANT TO MARRY PRINCESS CELESTIA
Pony asked if she looked a "fucking kid" and told you to "shove it"
>>15185608Human, but the closer you stay to pony civilization, the sooner they'll be able to make you a ponyIn Canterlot, they'd be able to get a full-time team of 20 mages to research your phisiologyIn Ponyville, you'd probably be examined by Twilight every once in a blue moon, spending the majority of your time with her handful of interns, 5 at the most. In frontier areas like Apploosa, you're lucky to find more than one professional mage in each town, much less one with the spare time and energy for research
>>15185656Not really...it's quite lovely...
>>15185656tell her that her sun is alot more vivd and brighter than ours, because of the air pollution in our world
>>15185656I don't think I could ever get tired of touching your mane.By the way, what did you mean when you said you wouldn't be so subtle..?
>>15185678Then I could deal with CanterlotFor SCIENCE
>>15185670>>15185648
>>15185691HOW MUCH
>>15185678but what if I don't want to be made a pony?
>>15185701It doesn't matter, you won't be satiated.
>>15185701You can't afford it.
>>15185670Well yeah she's kinda short and cute but I GUESS SHE'S NOT GETTING ANY ICE CREAMOR FRUITY PEBBLESIS THIS WHAT YOU WANT, MYSTERY FILLY
Pony found a book in the Canterlot archives on kicking your ass
>>15185691holy shitI don't usually care about plushes but that's a fucking NICE plushI'm betting bidding will go to the tens of thousands, y'all watch
>>15185683>>15185687>"I don't think I could ever get tired of touching your mane," you say gently, ready to resume your task.>"Though I must ask: What did you mean about not being so subtle?">She smiles and closes her eyes again.>"I'll admit, I'd thought of sending them away before. But I felt it wouldn't be...appropriate. Rumors would spread and frankly I didn't know what to expect from you.">She rolls onto her side, facing away from you, warming her belly with the heat from the slowly dying fire.>"But now that I do, you may find us alone more often now. When there's time and if you'd like, of course."
>>15185729Rub her tummy."I'd like that."
>>15185729" 'Didn't know what to expect from you?' " Make a pouty face
>>15185723Pony says she's living on the street from now on
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>>15185743I hate you.
Golden Harvest sure is an action pony!
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>>15185783
Pony didn't even bother pretending around you, saying it was "too much effort"
>>15185743ur a faget
>>15185767there's something suspicious about this image...
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>>15185798>>15185798>>15185798Cape thread!
>>15185759Well I guess I should with her good luck. If she ever needs I have plenty of honey clover on my front lawn!
Pony noted that you came back to die with your city, then prepared for battle
>>15185742>>15185758>"Didn't know what to expect?" you say, mockingly frowning at her backside.>"Oh, come now. You seemed entirely reasonable but...I had my misgivings. Some about you, and some....well, some about myself.">She gently shakes her head, "But that's in the past. So: Would you care to make this arrangement we have here more...frequent?">"I think I'd like that," you say, moving a hand slowly across her side to her belly, giving it a gentle rub.>She lets out a soft groan, before you find yourself enveloped in a field of magic and floating gently above her.>"One step at a time," she says softly and with a smile. >Perhaps it's the glow of the fire, but to you it seems like she's blushing. Maybe just a little?>"If you promise to be good, I will let you sleep here, with me, tonight. You may continue stroking my mane, if you wish, but nothing further for now.">"Can you do that for me? I don't want to send you away, but..."
>>15185705Your visa requires you at least consider it thoughtfully, but there is no requirement. However, remember: in a surveillance heavy society, you might be placed under suspicion for looking different. In Canterlot, ponies may actively avoid and fear you. For the first month, you may be required to have a Guard escort when you leave the house, not to mention your science team (who will not react to you with fear) tagging along everywhere. You will be treated as a strange creature from a strange land, and when you become a pony you will be a minor celebrity for a little bit.In Ponyville, you'll make most ponies fear you at a Zecora-esque level for the first week. However in about a month they will have entirely mellowed out and accept you like they did her(for the most part). Snootier ponies might persistantly dislike you, and most ponies are still going to find your appearance strange and a little fearful. Twilight's interns will be excited to study a rare 'specimen' like yourself, they will not fear you but their exuberance might just get on your nerves. After your transformation, you will become just like every other pony, with no real fame. During your stay as a human you will be seen as strange, but not as a stranger.In the harsh frontier towns, there are loads of different species intermingling in pony settlements: buffalo, griffins, the works. You might get a second glance every once and a while, but ponies indigeous to the region will not find your appearance at all unsettling. You will likely never transform, but ponies wouldn't care a bit if you did, either. You're far from the only stranger on the frontier.
>>15185823Pony gave me a "is this faggot serious" look, and then left the room
>>15185854I promise... if you let me down again.
>>15185876She's such a huffy little thing sometimes. Keep an eye out for her, alright Anon?
>>15185902>ifPfft. What're you gonna do, she's floating you. She can do whatever she wants.
>>15185854I can do that.
>>15185902>>15185962>"If you set me down again...I promise.">"Good," she says before scooting back against the couch, "But just to be certain, you'll spend the night in front of me.">Before you can question it you're brought to the couch, turned sideways, and summarily dropped in front of her.>Moments later you feel her press up against your back, your head fitting under her chin as you suddenly find yourself the little spoon in this relationship.>"I suppose this prevents you from stroking my mane," she whispers into your ear, making you tingle all over, "But I believe you'll find it quite bearable and in line with our agreement.">Without waiting for a response she nuzzles herself against the back of your head a bit. A few pillows suddenly float to rest under your legs and prop her head up a bit as she snuggles you closer to her body.>The heat coming off of her is wonderful, and warms your body throughout. It's hard to keep your head clear as she whispers a velvety goodnight in your ear and covers you with a wing.>The warmth of her embrace, the fireplace, and the coziness of being pressed against the relaxed princess is far too cozy to resist, and you find yourself drifting into a deep slumber in no time.>Just before it all fades to a happy black, you think you hear her whisper a muffled something, and you feel a tiny pressure on the top of your head before she settles in one final time and the two of you fall asleep together.
>>15186050hnnnngThat was great, thanks Aspirant
>>15186084Glad you liked it!Feels good to write something. I feel so irrelevant lately it's unreal.
>>15186099Well I'd definitely enjoy you writing more often again
>>15186099you are a shining light in these threadseven when you just post pinkiesnobody posts enough pinkies
>>15186146Sorry, that was out of line.
>>15186146>>15186250i don't mindyou are an inspiration to meand make me happy
>>15186276>An inspirationThat's probably the nicest thing anyone's ever said while I've written here.If you're serious, that means a lot to me. A whole lot.And I'm glad I can make you happy, anon.
>>15186250I don't really see any problem with that post
>>15186294I feel bad for whining. Or seeming like I'm whining.
>>15186331It's okay to vent a bit.
I'm going to marry Princess Celestia!
>>15186331Venting spleen is healthy. You're allowed to do it, you know.
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
