All Marker asked for is a giftcard, but you really think she'd like a boopOld >>15169916
>tfw scrolling through skype contacts>tfw notice some grey (?) next to names>tfw some people removed you from contactssigh
Pinkie Apple Pie:Pinkie Pie sets out to discover whether or not she is related to the Apple family.http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/derpynews/EP013304160078Rarity Takes Manehatten:When Rarity attends Fashion Week, another designer copies her entire line.http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/derpynews/EP013304160077
Is she old enough for boops?
Would it spark any controversy if Applebloom headbutted Diamond Tiara?
>>15175771>Pinkie Pie sets out to discover whether or not she is related to the Apple family.What? What would even bring this thought along?
>>15175769It's probably just because you're terrible.Just kidding anon most people just quit skype in an emotional rage because they're immature dipshits. I'm looking at you other guy reading this.
>guy makes 1 angry comment, most likely taken out of context>a bunch of people start raging and calling him worse than hitlerwhen did we turn into tumblr?
>>15175773She'll boop her eye out
>>15175773>green markerabsolutely disgusting
>>15175780it would run counter to a large portion of the show's themes
>>15175773is marker sick?
>>15175772They're using the wrong end of the ponk.
>>15175780What if Silver Spoon said she hated Diamond Tiara?
>>15175771Ooh, neat!Do you think Pinkie Pie'll be an Apple Forever even if she's not directly related?And I guess this is the Rarity episode with that new character mentioned in the tweets?
Reminder that the comic are neither good, nor are they canon.
>>15175769>Deleted all my friends from Skype and PSN>Deactivated Facebook>Always offline on SteamIt might be them, not you
>>15175814Pony intestines do not work that way.
>>15175769>20 contacts>only talk to one of them regularly>try to talk to another>feel like you can't say anything right/they give you three word answers and then stop responding
>>15175809encouraging an epic raid is against the rules
>>15175824I'm sorry mewball it wasn't you I just wasn't interested in talking with anyone.
>>15175771>Rarity takes ManehattanI bet she did
Rarity is not a slut.
Why is Rarity such a slut?
>>15175837No as in she shrinks it Kandor style and takes it back home.
>>15175805>I can't believe you would sabotage their friendship, just because you'd think they'd go right back to picking on you if they made up, seriously, who the feather does that?
>>15175810>Pinkie is related to the apple family!>Wait no she's not the book I read had two pages sticking together>Oh she'll always be an apple to us!Calling it.
>>15175852That's stupidApplejack can't read
Pony tells you that comic Luna acts exactly like Pinkie Pie.
>>15175837She is the only pony capable of such feats.
>>15175857but she reads in the show
>>15175824we can be friends
>urethral stuffing anon disappeared
>>15175846because its fun to have horsedicks in all holes.
>>15175848The context of what you just said did not come through, so I don't even know
Does this look like the face of a slut?
>>15175863GG? Which one of those fuckers has the harshwhinney fetish I forget.
>>15175861If you'd call it that
>Rarity Takes Manehatten
>>15175866i jacked off and then lost all interest in fetishes, sorry pal.
>>15175872what a nice combination of cute, lewd, and humorwho is the artist
>>15175874Of course not.
>>15175883>this happens>a fetish thread you're monitoring has a burst of activity
>>15175786Since the start, if you have a name/trip you can't say a fucking thing to anyone else without anons jumping all over you.Anonymous is the most sensitive bunch of tender assholes in the world.
>>15175894>those last two panelsWhy am I laughingIt's not even that funny
do you think its gonna be weird when they show manehatten as a modern day city while the rest of equestria is mud huts and tree houses.
>>15175866Sorry, I'm bad at this stuff
>>15175903>why do you want source of that boring comic>check again and notice huge tits and asssecond on that source please
sex with rarity
>>15175895>sensitive, tender assholesunf unfAre they swollen too, the fleshy ring nice and fat after taking so much horsedick?
>>15175914>mud huts and tree housesI'm sorry?
>>15175925It's fine - just respond and let me know you can't continue next time
>>15175940Wasn't a fan of the song but it had the best visuals I've seen in the show
>>15175914Skyscrapers bother me a little bit, considering Canterlot is the capital yet looks a whole lot cheaperthough same could be said of silicon valley in relation to Sacramento
>>15175940There sure is a lot of bloom this season
>>15175903http://shadowhatternsfw.tumblr.com/Hope you like incest
>>15175947you should teach people to ERP
>>15175824I've got one foot in each of those sides, anon, and let me tell you that sometimes people give those short little answers and don't say anything else because they're either too sad to talk or don't feel like they're interesting enough to talk to either, not because they don't walk to talk to you specifically
>>15175914>>15175956It's a comicbook
Nasse needs to just choke on a dick and fuck off.>BAWW I'M A SAD ARTIST!"
>>15175962whoa this guy is mega ded
>>15175967>don't feel like they're interesting enough to talk toThat god damn feel
>>15175962>voluptuous /ss/ incest
>>15175965You mean like have a class on it or something?I mean, if anything the best thing you can do is practice, write, and read in decreasing order of importance
>>15175976Did you even watch cutiemark chronicles
>>15175976your thinking of the superhero ep where the manesix fight maneiac in manetropilis you sack of shit we are talking about manehatten that rarity visits.
>>15175979if it was about anyone else, id just nod you off as a shitposter but you are fucking right. Nasse just whines and expects people to feel bad for him while he makes no effort to do any better
>>15175924Hips hips hips.
>>15175990how do you practice?imagine fetish scenarios and write them?
>>15175990So, practice, practice, and observe?I mean I'm already an expert on horsecocks that are positively drenched with precum and squelching lewdly as they unsheathe.
I am a god.
>>15175979>>15176003why don't you fuckers take this back to skype, it happened there, LET IT STAY THERE
>>15176009You just ERPI could go in depth on why those three things help you in specific ways if you want>>15176013To be honest, those three rules apply to just about any creative endeavor. Practice thing, consume thing made by other people, repeat until you're happy with how good you are at thing.
>>15175979>shitposting about nasse>shitposting about msobthis is hell and there is nothing we can do to stop it other than leave
>>15176035go to bed kanye
didnt a mod say it was a rule to only talk about show topics? and not to talk about people.or was i just imagining it?
>>15176003>>15175979So why did everyone jump on MSOB for calling him out on his bullshit?It's not like Nasse knows how to draw human anatomy, and MSOB tried to help him with it.Apparently, someone cannot handle critique.I just find the whiteknights on the case sad.
>>15175824>tfw 60 contacts>tfw only one ever talks to me>once every month
>>15176063the whiteknights on both sides are fuckin annoying
>>15176009Find someone that doesn't mind stilted dialog and bad descriptions and keep writing.The very first RP partner I had and I was his very first responded with single lines or "That's hot." And now he loves writing megalewd stuff.
>>15176054Good luck enforcing that
>>15176038cry more MSOB
>>15175824>>15176068>Hello>Hello>How are you?>alrightYOUR MOVE ANON
Do you think this is a good place to discuss ponies? Why or why not?
>>15175769>tfw used to have 60 or more contacts>only 3 talked to me on a regular basis>other ones only talked to me for favors or not at all>end up nuking my skype contact list
>>15176082You know he tried to get the "lurkers" kicked out after this shit went down?Apparently he hates getting called out as a fucker.
>>15176087>Anon is now offline
>>15176082wrong guess, it just impresses me the need to shitpost on both sides, just let them resolve it
>have favorite artist on skype>HE added ME>STILL can't bring myself to start a conversation with himI'm sorry Weaver
>>15176087I can't build on an imaginary conversation, i can't relate to or know the conversational "partner".
In a few moments pony will be erased. All pony, all the pictures on the internet, the records of the show, even the memories of it will be gone. What do you do to remind yourself afterward of what pony was?
Why he fuck is MSOB even allowed in the Skype group?He should be removed.>No more Faun and Knight art because of him.
>>15176120>rose adds me>blocks me next day because "i use too much memes" and "make too much ironic jokes"what a prude
>>15176063This is just a case of "someone said something mean to me, but instead of just passing it off like if he was an anon i'm going to shitpost really fucking hard about it every day and post logs from the chat on imgur a thousand times since he has a name."
>>15176136Then maybe you should try being less of an annoying fuck, because that's a very good reason to block you.
>>15176136>dogeserves you right
>>15176087>PANIC>ugh yeah how about that episode>it was shit>o-ok
>>15176116>has weaver on contacts list>HE added YOU>doesn't talk to himHOW COULD YOU ANON WHY WOULD YOU SQUANDER SUCH A THING YOU I'm kidding I'm a man of zero words too
OH FUCKING BOY, IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN
>>15176136>"i use too much memes" and "make too much ironic jokes"steam_chat.docx
>>15176137MSOB has done this before, it's his MO to be a prissy little fuck that has an instant Neapolitan complex.
I don't know why are you guys reacting about MSOB until now, he did the same thing with Mewball too
oh boy tumblr drama, this is exactly what i wanted when i entered the mylittlepony show discussion thread
>>15176151I swear it's like if a teenaged girl was trying to talk to justin beiberI go fanboy mode way too easily and punch myself later for it. That, and I feel like hes the busiest person ever and I'm a nobody that doesn't have anything worth interrupting him for.
>>15176171is he ok
>>15176171did he died
>>15176158>Neapolitan complex.like the ice cream?
POP QUIZNAME ALL THE PONIES IN THE SHOWIN ALPHABETICAL ORDER
>>15176172Remember: if he's busy he'll tell you.
>>15175928What are you-Oh. Wow, I think the first time through I mistook her ass for the chair seat and thought she was holding something.
>>15176174>Don't drag my shit out in public!>Nasse deserved it, he needed to man up!>I'm in the right!>STOP POSTING MY SHIT OUT IN PUBLIC!>LOOK AT MY BOOBS I DREW!
>>15176152Well practice is kind of self explanatory. You learn to think on your feet and react to the changing scene as it unfolds. And once you get comfortable playing along with people, you start to learn how to pick up and send signals to steer the roleplay towards things your partner really likes.Writing is all about getting comfortable with words and getting your style and tone figured out. It's important that you get criticism from people when you write things so that you can learn from mistakes and grow as a writer.Reading is important because by exposing yourself to many different styles you can better formulate your own. And on a more shallow level you can crib ideas and scenes from works you like and integrate them into your play.
>>15176095>he tried to get the "lurkers" kicked outas they fucking should, this is the second time some fucking girlfight on skype hit the front page on the MLPG tumblresque drama scene.
>>15176200He was okay with it until it involved him.
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>>15176198>youre calling me out on being a whiny little cunt>YOU MUST BE MSOB>I win ;^)
holy shit just shut up already
I'm trying to focus on all the drama you fuckers are going on about but I keep getting distracted by the thought of ass.
>>15175881Have those giant pony fags done anything with that yet?...Do they still have threads?
GUYSGUYSCAN'T WE ALL JUST AGREETHAT TWILIGHT SPARKLE IS BEST PONY?
>>15176173>>15176177Looks like it.http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/russiacrash.aspDo you think Equestria has any kind of public work that unsafe?If it's anything like it was in MMDW then they may, but I'm not sure it would last that long without getting fixed.
rediv's warm, warm tummy
>>15176185That doesn't much help the "nothing important to say/ask" bit
>>15176216That's princess twilight sparkle to you.
>>15176216I'm okay with that.
>>15176216I already agree with that.What now?
I miss him already
>>15176233It's ok, I'm back now
>>15176230Does pony even lift?
All of you faggots discussing about MSOB and Nasse, shut the fuck up.Go back to the skype chat and discuss it THERE, have some balls and discuss it with your name attached instead of bringing your anonymous drama here.
>>15176218>tfw no mlpg gf
>>15176218rediv's warm, warm bush
>>15176248Of course she does.<-- ProofNo ascension required
>>15176253I honestly don't even care, it's funny how these fuckers keep discussing the people that doodle in the thread like they're celebrities that mean something. That said I'd still fuck rose, maybe mewball.
>>15176218>tfw no cute tummy to snuggle up to
Pony wants a human for Christmas.
>Not your problem, until it's something that involves youFamous words to MSOB
>>15176263Is your dick okay?
>>15176253We could just ignore it and discuss the show. What do you think of season 4 so far?Seems to me like it started great and has been bumpy these last two episodes.
>>15176213I know what that's like
>>15176253>have some balls>shitposters>having the balls to confront the subject of their shitposting directlyas we speak some assblastee is cooking up the perfect rebuttal on how they should stay a coward
I just want to keep the nice people that make art since I can't make it myself. Is that so wrong?
>>15176304Why aren't you arting?
>>15176265But anon, what about a Rose/Mewball hybrid?ROBALL?
>>15176305Did those card boxes ever ship?
>>15176304>nice peoplelike who?
>>15176253>Implying Skype has the balls to confront something like this.When Nasse left after getting stomped by MSOB, what happened? Nothing.The bitches who compose of the group simply sat around and pretended it didn't happen.
>>15176315They were nice, so I didn't bullshit them.
>>15176328Mine actually shipped, but it was from a different company
>>15176327's not my problem.
>>15176327>The bitches who compose of the group simply sat around and pretended it didn't happenThey always do that, when two people are having beef they never say a thing, they just spam links to other shit and try to talk over them.
>>15176327those bitches are the ones shitposting, they can't handle MSOB-senpai being mad at them, so they shitpost anonymously here
>>15176309haha, well not all of us are talented in an artistic sense, anononono.
Filters are your friend
>>15176336Then I'm guessing they shipped PACKSYou're in a much better position to bullshit with Amazon if you DO get packs.
>>15176351Do filter ponies have to dry off after each use?
>>15176351Is that some coffee pone?
>>15176352I will bitch so hard. Because in that case they made me pay $3 S&H for each pack.
>>15176351UGH why must you pony everything.its to cute
>>15176360No they're thrown away, like a used up whore. Sometimes some kind soul takes pity on them and turns them into craft projects.
>>15176350You're not talented because you haven't practiced enough.
>>15176377>coke pone is shattered pone lolCan we go back to talking about pony urethras?
>>15176348They didn't even do that , they just went "IGNORE THAT HAPPENED, MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
>>15176364Good luck thenHow many did you order?
RARITY IS A SLUT!
http://www(dot)livestream.com/agathoidstreaming national treasure 2 the book of secretsstarting in a few minutes
>>15176397No she isn't.
>>15176336Same here, I got mine from goHastings and haven't heard from them yet, you? They shipped the other day and are set to arrive before January 8th
>MSOB can get away with destroying the general, because he draws fetish breasts.He removed one of my favorite artists, he fucked up thinking he is the Ross of the General.
>>15176327>>15176349the MLPG art community is notoriously dishonest and hypocritical. you rarely see such a bunch of two faced liars. there isn't a shred of honesty in them.
>>15176415So post with your name in the chat and let MSOB know that you're upset with him. Isn't that what it's there for?
Can't wait for Shantae.
>>15176405Nonymous you are delusional.
>>15176423This is why I don't draw for you guys. You practically tear each other apart. Not even /v/ drawthreads are this bad.
>>15176327>>15176423the problem is that there is a traitor in the skype group who pulls shit from the skype chat just for fun
>>15176420IS THAT A BUTT
>>15176427If Ross posts under a veil of Anon, why should I post any different?
>>15176443Because you arent a fucking cowar- oh
>>15176397Not as big of a slut as Trixie.
>>15176435>celestia displays her blue socked horsecock.jpg
>>15176435shantae isn't a good game and the animation is too busy
>>15176438Then private chat with people you like, simple as that.
>>15176451Rara is still a pretty big slut.
>>15176409Yeah, it was goHastings. Hopefully we will be lucky.
>>15176460dot plsfluttershy cock insertion drawings when
>>15176451If Trixie and Rarity double-teamed, how many cocks could they go through in an hour?
Is that an imperative or declarative statement?
>>15176456>the animation is too busyYou keep using that phrase...
>>15176390I ordered 5. I could do a pack opening for mlpg if it really does happen.
>>15176463I've got my fingers crossed for both of us
>>15176451I agree wholeheartedly
>>15176423>>15176437Isn't this why Kraut left? I heard that his hateanon turned out to be a friend of his who played him for a fool and while everyone knew about it nobody told him.
>>15176438>the problem is that there is a traitor in the skype groupOh wow, you have a spy?!Because your little group is that important.
Do you guys think Rarity have white privilege?
>>15176481She isn't white.
>>15176481No, she has grey privilege.
>>15176480>implying it isntLook around you
>>15176458why should we have to private chat when Skype offers a service in which allows multiple peiple to chat anonymouslypeople are taking advantage of the system for their own amusement>>15176480>Because your little group is that important.it apparently is because it derails the general
>>15176490I love everything about Luna except her "royal" voice
>>15176501Come here you, I just want to mush my face into your belly.
>>15176501come, redponeand let us have the sexualsand then there will be many post-coital cuddles
>>15176478>>15176480>>15176500>>15176502You could have avoided this all if you had abandoned the hostile MLPG and gone to out drawfriend generals.
>>15176480transitive properties, anon
>>15176465maybe soon, can't draw porn for shit though
I'd sleep on red's belly.
>>15176478No. His friends just got tired of his bullshit. Some of them started to shitpost about him and gave away confidential information about him for fun, while the others simply abandoned him.He got inconvenient and his so called friends couldn't gain anything from him anymore, so they either just left him or squeezed some entertainment out of him by telling everyone private details.This should tell you everything you need to know about MLPG artists.
>>15176523From my lurking in the group, I can see enough bullshit going on, you are losing artists like a broken dam. Or are you expecting to get GG back soon?
Is it bad to write self-insert fapfiction solely for your own amusement? I'm sure I'd never release it, even if I altered any identifying factors in the story.And when I mean self-insertion, I mean the MC literally is me.
>>15176355wait, he is? right now? link please.
>>15176527You should have fluttershy insert her carrot into angel's mouth
>>15176560Its not bad. In fact, you should release it.
>>15176560whatever floats your boat anon
>>15176502>Someone is a traitor wah wah wah>I don't want to get away from them they should leave I shouldn't have to change anything because I'm bothered by someone elseYou sound silly anon, just post pony butts.
>>15176560Not bad at all. Just edit out your name with Anon and share it with the rest of us, could you?
>>15176562NO AM YELLING AT HIM TO STRAM
>>15176560>not releasing itIt's awful, you should kill yourself.
what fetish do I try to lucid dream about, MLPG?
>>15176591I thought it was being a failure.
>>15176586Freshly baked bread
>>15176586If you see a blue-haired loli with incredible hips and a sexually forward disposition, send her back to me.
>>15176580IS HE EVEN HERE JERKFACE? YOU'RE GETTING MY HOPES UP
About a year ago, I confessed to this general that I was one of the anons primarily responsible for starting the "Destroy MLPG" attitude the rest of the board has and then I became attached to MLPG when I lurked it. I began to regret it and, seeing the state of the general, I feel guilty for it.
>>15176550Back in the days everyone seemed so happy and friendly. I learned that it's just a facade to maintain their popularity. In reality they are all shifty, greedy and jealous cutthroats. There is nobody worth respecting in this thread anymore.
>>15176613I DON'T KNOW I AM JUST YELL TO SEE IF HE IS.SAINE STREAM!
>>15176614>I became attached to MLPG>attached to the MLPG of 2013Wow.Thanks for giving it the killing blow. It was only suffering at this point.
>>15176615You can respect me if you want. I just want to be friends.
>>15176614You really are a bad guy.
>>15176564>>15176573I'm not sure if I could do that without a lot of proofreading/tense changes and the like.I'm gonna go ahead and pitch the concept, I'd like to know how you guys feel about it.>Anon is a regular dude living on earth, pretty average besides his secret lust for pony ass>Chillin' in da crib>Some magic shit happens>Crappy pony OC appears>Turns out anon used to be a pony or something>OC pony is Anon's mother looking for her long lost son>Cohabitation and shenanigans ensue>Mom pony goes into heat>sex happens>eventually imouto pony and oneechan pony are introduced and sex continually happens
>>15176614why would you do that
>>15176641What was his name again?
>>15176645Bizarro?But then she'd have to be not cute
>>15176645I love that unicorn design
>>15176649Mangle It Max
>>15176653they look very soft and huggable
>>15176646>incestHell, i'd read it. Get on that shit
>>15176653It's the traditional unicorn design, horse head, deer body, lion tail.
>>15176653I love fetlocks
>>15176641If he were goodguy then who would post pone with giant tits between thighs.
>>15176648because le /b/ for le ebin justice and the XDDyou can't just stand idly by people who have never interfered with you and your acitivities in any way without getting some ebin lulz XDDDDD out of them.
>>15176663I know the reference, they're just pretty and I want to hug them
>>15176648Because it was a time before I lurked MLPG regularly and I just instigated a hatred for MLPG from /mlp/ because it would cause drama. It was all just amusement for me.
>>15176679i think i know from which board you got to /mlp/
>>15176695Is that a narwhale?
>>15176645I feel like the colors bother me
>>15176709and I know that you are wrong
>>15176695What if Rarity was a dwarf? Like a fantasy style of dwarf. The sort that digs holes and refuses to attend AA.What if?You will now feel a sudden inclination to write an AiE story about this.
>RosalinaThank god we didn't get Mii as playable character.
>>15176722was it /trv/?
>>15176725But I don't feel any inclination to write a story at all
>>15176722at least i know that you fit their brand of human garbage.
>>15176736Shhhhh - only dreams now.
>>15176714see >>15176653It's a lighter theme for a lighter pony
>>15176729Yeah, SSB needed some more girls as well.
>>15176679Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that you shouldn't say mean things about othes to cause trouble. It may seem fun in the short term, but it leaves you feeling lonely and later on you might want to be their friend instead.
>>15176758who even cares where you come from? the fact that you did something like this means that you are a lowlife who shouldn't have access to the internet.
>>15176641I love it when Taffyta's mascara runs sexually
WE'VE GOT PARTSAS LONG AS HORSES
>>15176803>hall monitor twi
>>15176803STOP POINTING AT ME
>>15176803Took me a bit to realise this was a Layton thing. Is there more to it?
>>15176803>THAT'S A PENIS!
>>15176747Out of curiosity though, if I ever did color scheme experiments on Red, what should I change to?
>>15176818blue hair and yellow coat
>>15176818Red is red, you have a nice color chemistry going for her.
>>15176819DON'T SCRATCH YOUR CORNEA, THAT'S DANGEROUS
>>15176806>tfw didn't grow up knowing Twilight in highschool>tfw never did a group assignment with her
>>15176860>She never had a crush on you
>>15176818red mane (#FF0000) black coat (#000000), green eyes (#00FF00)
>>15176873>she never visited you in detention
>>15176824Milky Way>>15176831I suppose so, sometimes I just like coloring>>15176878vomit
>>15176883>She never sheepishly asked you to come over and study together
>>15176893#rusedactually just mess with the hue and saturation a bit. her mane and coat color could be better, since they are too close in their values, this is only really obvious in older pictures, so i'm sure you recognized that problem yourself already.I also think that her two shades of red and green eyes make a nice split complementary contrast, so I don't think you have to change much.
>>15176920>tfw no Celestia
>try ASSFAGGOTS>Maybe I should voice chat with frens>Oh god am I doing this right>I hope my teammates dont hate me>Why isn't my Q hitting>They hate me>Anxiety levels spike>Disappoint friends>Feel even worse now>Even more so for playing the gameI hate you Princess Celestia
>>15176924Yeah, it's more obvious in the past for sure. http://askredribbon.tumblr.com/post/42918421907/just-doing-some-quick-refs-for-red-and-blue the older colors are on the right. Maybe I'll darken her hair.
Why so dead tonight?
>>15176953popularfags killed it
>>15176933>every dayThanks for the feels asshole
>>15176920>you will never praise that sun
>visit /co/>find this thread >>>/co/57127390I'm always one of those saying it's time to stop playing pretend this thread is still /co/, but we're actually still painfull similar to it.
>>15176948you should make a drawing or take an existing one with a neutral lineart and seperate color layer and try different variants and use also use the hue/saturation/lightness tool. that way you can quickly come up with a lot of palettes to choose from. maybe keep her mane the same, but make her coat a little more light and pale, but that'S just a quick thought on my part.
>Get a job>Working 5 days of the week>Come home, just want to sleep>Wake up, just want to relax with vidya>Completely lose the desire to draw poneWhy this.
>>15177013Real life will do that to you.You shouldn't feel guilty about that.
>>15177013>having to worksucks to be poorfag :^)
>>15176259so what was below Rarity?
>>15177029A giant stallion cock, as always.
>>15177034>you will never lovingly fondle Rarity's massive stallioncock as you thrust deep into her winking, suckling marecunt
>>15176933>implying assfaggots are hardread a wiki dedicated to the title of your choice for a day and the article about a hero/champion/faggot/fighter/god/elephant of your choosingstack with friendsplay any actual rts game ever for 10 minutes if you havent alreadywin forever
>>15177013Most artists here habe grown out of their drawing or at least drawing pony phase.
>>15176933>>15177050Guide to playing assfaggots:1. Don't.
>>15177049Rarity is a massive slut.
>>15177059you're onto something there. but on a second thought it's looking more generic than i thought. maybe keep the coat as it is and make the mane darker as you said yourself before.
>>15177063This. It's the writing of video games.Absolute plebs tier shit for people who are bad at anything requiring actual skill, in one word, hacks.
>>15177013>Was going to get a job for the summer>Making so much money of Dogecoins that I probably won't need the money at all even with gifts>Horribly depressed so I don't have the drive to get one anyway>Going to be stuck at home all day every day with no friends>Probably going to kill myselfAt least I've got an awesome new computer now
>>15177089YeahStill making like $100 a day mining because I sell them on eBay at a horrific premium
>>15177013I wish I was unemployed again. Today marked my year anniversary at my shitty, entry level position.At least I get my paid vacation days now.
>>15177092>those rates at eBay>auction for 100k: $112
what's your favorite apples
>>15177134Sweet apple acres
>>15177129I sell 10k at almost $15 AUDI sold 10x 10k @ $12 within an hour
>>15177164>>15177163this is not appropriate apples
>>15177163Is she gutting herself? Oh god please full pic.
How do I dogecoin?
>>15177163WHY AIN'T Y'ALL BREEDING
>>15177169What about this apple?
>>15177177There are threads on /g/ and probably guides elsewhere as well at this point, you need a decent AMD GPU for mining
>>15176933>playing assfaggotsSo, you want to be the lowest kind of human?
>>15177208>you will never get to the point that Celestia's belly bulges after each session
>>15177142Why are there so many people who can't into money?
>>15177208Neither zinc nor Lecethin worked for meOnly Pygeum did anything, and that was give me more pre.
>Take upskirt shot of girl.>Blackmail her into stripping.>Take picture.>Blackmail into blowjob.>Take pictures.>Blackmail into sex.>Record.>Blackmail into prostitutionCould hentai logic be applied to pony?
>>15177215Because then no-one would get ahead
>>15177219>>15177219>>15177219L.. lech please.
>>15177228Fuck off Angoor
I used to wonder what fleshship could beUntil you all shared your meatgic with me
>>15177219But pony is already naked.And also strong.
>>15177219No, pony would draw the line at the blowjob.Then you'd find out she was just using you as an excuse to plaster blowjob selfies all over the town.She wanted people to see, you just gave her plausible deniability.
>>15177197>lowest kind of humanBut that's prudes.I didn't include mentally retarded since they aren't even human.
>>15177246unftfw hoihoi still is a sellout ;______;
>>15177256So then pony gangbang happens and Anon is NTR into it?
>>15177273I just want to have sex with Tom Hiddleston
>waiting all week to hear from new AIM contact>finally get a message>you are signed in at 2 locations
>>15177281What a fucking overrated celebrity.
>>15177281I would fuck Thom Yorke. No homo.
>>15177296He's got a cute butt and a perfect body
>you will never have slow, languid sex with pony during a particularly sensual bout of snuggling
While you're sitting around like a slug in front of your computer, you can be doing Kegels and butt crunches..
>>15177308I feel the feels overtaking me.It's a bad feel.
>>15177308Slow lazy sex is the best fucking sex. You just feel like you could go for hours.
>>15177319That sounds potentially dangerous.Someone will try it anyway
>>15177328Make sure to wait for those hardboiled eggs to cool down before swallowing.
>>15177330Hardboiled eggs dont cool down, they're like little planets that radiate heat
Why ya'll ain't book reading
>>15177367Because it's almost 6 am and I'm tired and going to bed.probably.
>>15177303why is pinkie pie stealing a reaction face from that sonic comc?
>>15177375>breadingDon't worry I got this.
http://www(dot)livestream.com/agathoidstreaming my little pony tales, the g2 tv series
Fluttershy asks how to control her crippling daily anxiety without the use of pills/xanax
>>15177390That series is awful though. Worse than Eqg and S3 combined.
Hellboy 2 was a good movie.
>>15177398jus b urself man
>>15177367Does internet reading count?
http://derpiboo.ru/468980Which one?What would you do with it?
>>15177425None, because I'm not gay
>>15177425None of them.
>>15177425these are fucking ridiculoushe's not even trying
>>15177425I am sorry for not being interested in your disgusting fetish, faggot.
>>15177409it actually was, it had a great art direction
>>15177425who knew it was so easy
>>15177469>you will never nurse pone back to health with your hot water bottle flare
>>15177425None of them, but I would like to have Luna's cock (second one) if I was to ever turn into a futa satyr.
>>15177473actually it's not a hot water bottle it's an ________
I had a nightmare in which there was a wikipedia article about MLPG
>>15177502I had a nightmare where I didn't realize that I made every single post with my name on.
>>15177479Oh GG you're so ______
>>15177511that's not the same but it still feels weird reading that
>>15177530It's time to be assertive.Edit it and make it known that you are the faggot responsible for it.
>>15177425This is quite possibly the dumbest thing I've seen come out of the fandom to date
>>15177515what kind of stuff do you post when you think you don't have your name on
>>15177545Nothing really bad, but sometimes I take part in fetish talk or reply to 'pony says'
>>15177550what's wrong with pony saysI didn't even realize it was a "thing" until someone mentioned they have it filtered
>>15177511>Marker pony's debut image>Added by: NTSTSfan1309
>>15177556It's been a "thing" since Tex did it so much and people started to do it to mock him
>>15177556>what's wrong with pony saysIt's been overdone lately. Sometimes the thread turns into nothing but 'pony says'
>>15177560>tfw dreamed that I was going blindG-Good morning mlpg.
Pony said SAYS was the worst episode of s3
>>15177582Didn't meant to quote.
>>15177582I dreamed I had sex with Dash, once, while writing a fic.Life's weird.
>>15177587pony needs to wake the fuck up
>>15177582I dreamed that my teeth were getting loose and I felt them cracking in my mouthI kept touching them with my tongue or trying to nudge them back into position and eventually I started bleeding and most of my upper jaw just came offI was screaming and crying but I kept dreaming and luckily I was very distant from the sensation when I woke up, but still that shit will haunt me for a while
>>15177604But pony is wide awake
Daily reminder that all Cyborgs are scum and that EMPs are your best friend.
>>15177608this will never get less funny
>>15177585roommates is my fetishI don't even like anything about that drawing in particular but just being reminded of casual roommate MATURE RELATIONS gives me a boner
>>15177629I can't see where her dick ends and shiny's ass beginswait whatWHAT
>>15177641That's HIS dick.She's sliding eggs down his peehole.
>>15177390>people in the My Little Pony General will never understand there never was a G2 show of My Little Pony
>>15177646I refuse to participate in contests that require you to add someone as a friend or subscribe or reblog or any of that crap.The one time I won something of value in a contest was in a traditional raffle format.
>>15177647THAT'S SUPER WEIRD THOUGH
>>15177649Pacce used to stream it. And some G1.I've been around the block, son.
>>15177659But the point is that there never was a G2 show.It simply doesn't exist.
>>15175881IF I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN
I made a five hundred bucks today selling virtual moneyI'm tiredI'm certain I'm going to regret it in a year when it would have been worth $50,000
>>15177685Everyone calls MLPTales G2.It doesn't matter that it doesn't actually align with G2 of the toys.Sometimes things that are technically wrong just stick.
>>15177655and super unf>tfw chrysalis will never forcefully store eggs in me
>>15177700>memecoins>ever being worth somethingThat dogeshit is only useful for short term gains by scamming idiots, Anon. You did good.
>>15177702It's still is technically wrong.
>>15177711I'm still gonna keep a couple hundred grandI've always wanted to see the moon
>>15177717*it still isSorry for the typo. Point is, generations = toysIt's not something to be bargained.
>>15177717Just for that after I finish watching the G2 cartoon I'm going to go watch some Rambo 1 on digital video disc.
I want dogecoin anon to go
>>15177730I'm off to bedI'll think of you while I cry myself to sleep
This week has been really long.
>>15177700does the size of Luna's butt change during the monthif so, how big is it during full moon
>>15177739Like a penis.
>>15177740>you will never let Luna know her ass is getting fat by describing it as a waxing gibbous
>>15176803IT'S BEEN THREE HOURS, WHY ARE YOU STILL POINTING AT ME?
>>15177703but why in your dickwhat would you even do with eggs in your dickI think it would suck
>>15177752Gifs that don't loop are pure evil.
>>15177740This is the second hottest fantasy about Luna after the one where she sees you having violent sex with her in your dreams.
>>15175782It's Pinkie Pie.She's mentally retarded
>>15177757Every time you fap you pound out a fully fertilized egg.And maybe they vibrate or something.
>>15177762ur face is mentally retarded
>>15177759>wall of ahegaogood gravy
>>15177749I like this ideain that case this would be a cumulonimbus
>>15177757I just want to be the brood-whatever.BroodmareBroodstallionBroodhumanBroodsatyrBrooddog
>>15177781>tfw you will never make Celestia look like that
>>15177777oh god no
>>15177791ahegao, looks of satisfaction, and other such pleasure- and orgasm-related things are my toppest of unfsI don't quite know what it is
>>15177700How do I mine doge?
>>15177815Me neither, but it's the hottest thing ever.On top of my list with arched backs.
>>15177815Nothing is quite as pleasing as pleasing othersTo see one completely lost in how good you're making them feel is just the best
>>15177739Yeah it really does seem like it has been, I wonder why? It's not like there was any shortage of new pony, We just had an episode last Saturday, and some preview clips to speculate about the next, and then the comics on top of that too. Well at least it\s almost over, a little over 50 hours to go.
>>15176135>No more Faun and Knight art because of him.I thought he just scared Nasse away
>>15177831But Nasse is still here.
>>15177831>I thought he just scared Nasse awayHe didn't, Nasse is still here and even told Anon to stop talking about it. And it didn't sound like Nasse was mad at MSOB.It's just MSOB hate anon trying to create drama.
>>15177831But he didn't
>>15177829Luna's micro and main book's latest issue were both great>inb4 le princess Pinkie pie XDDD
>>15177860They both generated so little interest and discussion that I still don't have any idea what happens in either of them.
>>15177881There's a comic thread on /mlp/, so I imagine that most people went there to talk about the comics.
>>15177881>>15177887It generated a lot of shitposting, however
>>15177895Not really. most posts were glowing regarding the comics.
>>15177895It was just blue pinkie and comics are not canon, both of which would be valid observations if they weren't used for shitposting spammed endlessly.
>>15177895That was just the same guy samefagging, almost everyone else was extatic at how good the Luna micro was
>>15177895>>15177904>>15177938Pretty much any time anything new comes out, ever, there's at least one or two people that latch on to one single thing and perpetuate itEvery comic, every episode, every preview, every synopsisI'm surprised anyone still falls for it and responds to the same tired bullshit
>>15177954As I said before, a lot of the responses are samefaggingHonestly, the best you can do is just ignore the whole thing whatsoever and focus on the good partsSpeaking of which, which of the upcoming episodes are you guys more hyped for? I'm kinda interested on the Bats one, even if it's a Merriwether episode
>>15177967The show is really boring me now tbh, but I'm looking forward to at least Power Ponies
>>15177967All of the ones reveled so far have got me pretty excited. I'm most interested in Power Ponies and then probably Rarity takes Manehatten next.
>finished my freelance work>5:30 AM>work at 10 AM, 45 minute drive away
>>15177967Has it been confirmed as a merriwether?
>>15177967These days I usually look forward to every upcoming episode. It's pretty rare that I ever get a major let down, and in the past there have been a lot of episodes that thought seemed like they would end up being average or about something I wouldn't care about end up surprising me. I try and stay optimistic about everything, but honestly if Power Ponies turns out to be a let down I'll be bummed more than usual.
>share this game with your friends on Facebook to complete the mission
>>15178003I think that's the reason why the last episode did not disappoint me too muchThe premise did not sound as something they could do much with, so when it turned out to be just a cute episode, I was alright with itI think HFS is a much, much better episode about self-improvement
>MegaSweet>on a MLP humanized and cosplay thread>on /co/Holy shit, have I traveled back in time?
Pony says you should go to bed.
>>15178070What's all that doing on /co/? It's banned there.
>>15178070Huh...MegaSweet has been a /co/ drawfag way before ponies.
>>15178086>/co/>having modsHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>>>/co/57122253A little while in the dump begins and MS started posting
>>15178097/co/ has mods. You can get banned really easily for dissing feminism.
>>15178019>HFS>being a better anything than anything else
>>15178019>The premise did not sound as something they could do much withI was actually really looking forward to this episode, like even before it was announced there were rumors of an episode like this being done eventually. After seeing SiP, the hype only built off that for me.>>15178019>I think HFS is a much, much better episode about self-improvementThat would be an example of an episode I was expecting to be predictable and end up forgettable. After watching it though I really liked it, and that has happened with so many episodes in the past that I know it will probably happen again. That's why I'll never say an episode will be bad or good until after I see it.
Pony says she think the condom broke.
>>15175894>>15175962Super busty adorable girls doing everyday things is my fetish. Also those thighs, hips, and short hair.
>>15178132pony should learn not to be so clumsy when walking down stairs.She really is a stupid thing. She's lucky she has me.
Celestia boops you
>Go check every single other general on 4chan I usually frequent>fucking dead everywhereJesus christ I never knew they were so many people on 4chan that went to college
>dogecoin is going to the moon>up to 120 satoshi per right now
Pony just said that crunchy peanut butter is better than smooth.
>>15178269Pone says Marmite is better that Vegemite
>>15178277>mlpWhat a surprise huh.
>>15178281Poni said that margarine is better than butter
>>15178325Green is the new pink.
I HAVE NOTHING TO DO
Cry myself to sleep.
Laugh myself to death.
dye myself of crayon
Fap myself to pony.
Sing her song and become nothing.
pony myself to sleep
Sleep myself to fap.
STARING ACROSS THIS BARREN WASTED LAND
I SAW WITH MY OWN EYES A SIGHT I COULD NOT HELP BUT SHOUT
>>15178453Which S4 song is better, Hearts as Strong as Horses, or Apples Forever?
>>15178481NO STOPGO BACK TO BEING DEADAlso hears as strong as horses was better because marshmallowy fillies.
What are you getting your favorite pony for Christmas?
>>15178490nothing because she's not real.
>>15178481Apples foreverThe CMC are cute and all but you can't beat Applejack and Pinkie singingAlso the song is just better overallCan't wait to hear it without bronies clapping along
Don't lose your way
>>15178481>Liking the songs
>>15178500>Can't wait to hear it without bronies clapping alongAgreed, like I know they were just getting into it and having a good time but when I just want to hear the song the clapping is just off putting.
>>15178508What if pony fell asleep standing up in the middle of the road?
>>15178527I would stop, ask if she is okay, and if she was asleep, bring her to the nearest hotel and buy her a room for her to sleep.
>>15178532But then she'd wake up in a strange place and freak out.
>>15178494>she's not realNeither are you.
Hi /b/! Was going on here?
fat pony haunches
>>15178566I want to be buried in a pile of chubby pones.and Derpy's butt.
>>15178545Simple. I would leave a note telling her to enjoy the free breakfast in the hotel and stop sleeping in the road. I know where she live.
>Be busy>finally some free time to pony>Pirate comic>dem fighting parts>That Twilight and Rairty using swords with magic>That cute captain outfit Dash ruined>mermares or whatever>Dat Luna micro>Dat fancypance and chess part>Dat Kibitz>dat Luna>Rarity takes Manehatten synopsis >Apple Pinkie Pie synopsisGuys I think I might have overdosed on pony a bit
>>15178551No show discussion as usual.
WE'VE GOT COCKSAS BIG AS HORSE'SWE'VE GOT COCKSAS STRONG AS STEEL
>>15178573>I know where she live.Oh that did it. She is officially freakin out now. Good job, Anon. All she wanted to do was get in a nap before doing her errands and you ruin her day.
>>15178574Does /mlp/ have a comic general?
>>15178585Well, sleeping in the middle of the road is not a good idea.>>15178574And we know for sure that if there was a sea pony in the show, it would look like those in the comic.
>>15178601Oh I found it thanks! It's uh this right? >>15147589
>>15178574I know rightComics are so fucking good
>>15178605>not a good ideaHappens all the time in Ponyville. I guess Anon didn't know that, bein new n all.She did like the breakfast though, before continuing to freak out.
>>15178610better than the show at this point. i felt bored during Flight to the Finish, and I'm a huge CMC fan
THROWING AWAY YOUR SCOOTER!?
>>15178616Fine. I would check on her later that day and try to clear things out.
>>15178613OK then, cya mlpg. It's been a good run.
Pony made a snide remark about how humans were "fragile creatuers"
>>15178624>check on her later>"I knew it was you! Stay away from me you monster! I knew you were bad news since Twilight found you!"
>>15178620Yeah, its kind of boring when DT and SS is still the antagoist and they were the one that started the problem. The CmC Comic was more entertaining because it went to a different direction rather than DT and SS being a bitch to the CmC.I would love to see the CmC perspective during the Big Mac Micro.
>>15178610Really I love the comics and the show. The comics are a bit too adventurey for me. I don't mind it but I love the characters interacting and doing normal things more. The Friends Forver seeries look promising but the combinations are a bit strange. Still very excited about the CMC and Discord one. Also the new episodes seem very exciting. Still I don't see how Pinkie could come to the conclusion that she's related to the Apple family unless she somehow starts thinking that she's adopted.
>>15178680Naaaah, it will probably go similar to how Sweetie went all ''Applejack is now my sister'' during Sisterhooves SocialWhy does everyone want to be related to the Apples anyways
>>15178694Applejack just wants to feel relevant.
>>15178680>. Still I don't see how Pinkie could come to the conclusion that she's related to the Apple family unless she somehow starts thinking that she's adopted.I would bet she would use this logic. Pinkie was born in the farm, and AJ was born in a farm. Pinkie is an earth pony, AJ is also an earth pony.>>15178694Didn't you know? They want free apples!
>>15178645I would bluff and say that was a joke, but I would also say that I was worry about the pony sleeping in the middle of the road. She might get hurt or she was blocking traffic.
>>15178694Well they're a big friendly family, and the rest of the main 6 seem kinda detached off their own parents save for maybe Twilight
>>15178694Well in Sweetie's case it was because she had a fight with Rarity and one of her closest friends also had a big sister that happened to be AJ.As for Pinkie I don't know. I mean it's canon that pony children can be any race as long as you're related to one so both being an earth pony isn't that strong of a reason to think that. Maybe she finds some old family relic or something like a photo. >she finds an old thorn photo of Granny Pie and some Apple family members>Ask AJ >Doesn't know of it but they are visiting that certain Apple family member so Pinkie joins>It's revealed that the Pie family and the Apple family were very close friends or some shit like that and the old photo shows both familiesStill Apple Family and Pinkie Pie road trip sounds lots of fun
>>15178731>kinda detached off their own parents save for maybe TwilightWe have never seen Twilight write to her parents nor having her talk about them.
>>15178694Ever since the very first episode the Apple family has always been like that. Applejack never knew a thing about Twilight at all and was instantly warm and welcoming to her. Then minutes later when she invited her to stay for lunch she said she was already a part of the family.
>>15178727>Pony believes you, for now.Don't fuck up again, Anon.
>>15178652>Applebloom's clothing and dialog
>>15178752It's implied, they show up at the wedding and the crowning ceremonyI mean, at least they're THERE, unlike everyone else's parents but Rarity
>>15178758Southern hospitality is awesome.Until you get them mad.
>>15178752She doesn't seem to talk about family in general besides the basics.Her friends knew that she had a brother but they didn't know anything else except that. Most of them probably don't really have a strong reason to talk about familiy tough.
>>15178767Alright then. If she does it again and got hurt for sleeping in the middle of the road, its her own fault.
>>15178731Rarity's parents live in the same town as her
>>15178731Rural country folk are like that. They need each other to survive out in the wild wild west.
>>15178783She would just claim you cursed her with your evil "hoomin" magic.
>Luna Micro>Night Guard and Day Guard changing shifts>Call each other Sam and Ralphheh, am I the only one who caught that?
>>15178779Unless of course you are black then you get lynched
>>15178805Yeah that too. Though around here not so much.
>pony gets to end of S6>last episode of the 13 episode series>it's a three-parter>epic battle of epic proportions and epic size with great pacing and writing>get to the end>about to culminate and get resolved>someone yells CUT! and all the ponies sigh, take off their pony costumes and talk to eachother about the last scene>the rest 10 minutes of the episode are just filming crew talking to eachother and discussing the next scene>roll credits>S7 never announced
>people who say the comics aren't canon
>>15178822>they still haven't opened the box>equestria games still haven't happened
>>15178819Where you at nigga? Georgia is like ... bad still.
>>15178804A couple of posters, actually.>>15178805>>15178819Remember when Zecora came into show? Good times.
>>15178840Equestria is like Georgia
>>15178835Texas. Its probably just my specific area though.
>>15178840remember when Zecora was in the show?good times
>>15178847Actually Texas is a melting pot of everything. As long as you pay taxes and or been in the service you are a ok grade A angus beef Texan.You live in Austin or Houston I'm guessing
what if the season 4 villain is hitler
>>15178834The box will be only in the last episode. The key is the magic of friendship.
>>15178804Yes, because we don't read mlp fanfiction.
>>15178857Rarity would steal his soldiers' uniformsTwilight wouldn't consider him a threat since he is a horrible strategistPinkie would go Animaniacs on himFluttershy wouldn't do anythingDash and AJ would go full USA USA USA on his ass
>>15178858phew, good thing I live up up north in texas. It's a good feel to never meet an mlpgur in real life.
>>15178871Its a nice butt.
>>15178880I'm glad I've never had to encounter a brony, horsefucker, etc. in real life.
>>15178857What if ... mlp:fim turned into one of those 1940's propoganda hand drawn animated short for one episode? What if ... Bob Clampett, Tex Avery, Ward Kimball resurrected got together and animated something like that?I just got a boner.
>>15178886That is quite a presentation there, Lyra.
>>15178890I don't think I'm that bad a guy but yeah thats probably a good thing.
>you will never call Lyra "Booty Tunes"
>>15178890My nigg we of kindred spirirts. Why are Texans so down to earth and awsome?
>>15178890There are several people that sets their entire existence on mlp. So yeah, be glad you didn't.
>>15178907Yeah, the worst I've had to deal with was with a fat neckbeard wearing a fedora, trenchcoat, fingerless gloves, cargo shorts and socks and sandals who was accompanied by some chick wearing a cloak.
Are you ready for twilight's friends becoming alicorns?
>>15178921Pissy sissy northerners.
>>15178921you used to have to be cool to wear a trenchcoat. Now they give them out to anyone
>>15178926But I live south of the Mason-Dixon line...
>>15178917I still laugh at the story of the writer of pregarity and his encounter with a fan of his fic.
>>15178923Only if AJ becomes Princess of Apples.>>15178921I'd imagine if they weren't bronies they'd be just as weird in some other fandom. Its just how those people are.Personally it doesn't bother me but I can see why people avoid them.On another note HOW DID THIS FUCKING WASP GET IN TO MY ROOM. STOP BAPPING INTO THINGS.
>>15178927>zigger>becoming a princess>being friends with TwilightAnon please she's pretending to be friends with her so she can tell people she isn't racist when insulting other zebras
Pony's opinion of you is similar to your opinion of sex, post-masturbation
>>15178927>tfw Kraut is ded
Pony desolated your smaug and chronicled your riddick
>>15178939Your mom lives south of the mason-dixon line
Pony claimed you were the "shittiest thing this side of the Mississippi", and everybody at the meeting laughed
>>15178954I live with my parents, so yeah, she does.
>>15178960But pony why? I drew a picture of you ...
>>15178960I tell everyone that she sucked Josh's cock yesterday during lunch time.
Pony made a pie chart to represent how many penises you had left to suck, before being free from the witches curse, then explained that the curse is how come you're always so crabby
>want to mine doge>get thiswhy this
>>15178975Pony says Josh finally got the operation, and no longer has a penis>>15178973Pony says it made nice bedding for her pet hamster
>>15178981/g/ has a whole general dedicated to that coin.Go there.
Pony says that most of your brain shuts down in cryosleep. All but the primitive side, the animal side
Pony told me a story about her friend "Horse", and how he had a "really strong heart"
>>15178996/b/ does too, just putting that out there.
>>15179000>>15179002What if I boop pony on the nose? What would she do now?
Pony said it was a nice impression, then asked who you were pretending to be
>>15179000If pony wants to see my primitive, animal side she doesn't have to send me into cryosleep.Just saying
>>15179014Pony says you're under her radar>>15179021Pony knows
>>15179031Does pony want to see that side?
This pone needs a good, hard fuck.
Pony blessed you with her presence
>>15178981did you put the dogecoin.conf folder in your %appdata%\dogecoin folder?
>>15179031So the pony is checking me out? Sweet.
>>15179037Pony says you belong in a cage
>>15178951No more theater for pony.
>>15179040Too bad everybody here is horrible at sex.
I hereby decree that pony shall no longer say things.Signed,Princess Celestia
>>15179053She says you're deplorable
>>15179080Pony writes on a piece of paper that that's bullshit
>>15179043I did, and it still won't work.
>>15179072Does he mean bad at having sex, or bad at finding partners to have sex with? The answer is both
>>15179085We're connected. Even better!
Pony asked for your address, so she could send you a picture she drew (It says "ur a faget")
>>15179072Don't know till you try
>>15178914>you will never pretend to play her cutie marks
>>15179103Pony actually doesn't consider you worthy enough of having an opinion about and said "i wish he'd just die"
>>15179107Can't get better until you practice, but no one wants to sex someone who has no skill.
pony says to stop putting words in pony's mouth, she didn't said 99% of the stuff anon claims she did
>>15179119Pony is a different pony
>>15179116Pony says the darnest thing. Does she want her mane brushed or a sugar cube?
Pony drove you to the planned parenthood place for some of the free condoms, but then she turned back and said "wow, i really forgot who i was with for a second"
>>15179137Pony got busy to work writing an extensive list of cliffs and bridges for you to jump off of, organized by likelihood of death.
>>15179096go ask these peoplehttp://doges.org/index.php/board,4.0.htmlor redditor /g/
>>15179151That is very cute of the pony! She could write! Wait right there, I'll get a camera!
>tfw I'm stupid and lazy
Pony heard voices singing "let's be jolly"
>>15179168Pony told you to go fuck urself
>>15179187>that bottom optionpffffft
Pony bought a lot of "fuck" and "shit", because they were on sale, but now she has no clue what to do with them
>go to bed>wake up>same threadI love it
>>15179142Why is pony so mean lately?
>>15179205I'll tell pony to have a nice day and I will say my good byes. I will wave at her and give her a big smile!
>>15179214MAKE A FUCK SHIT PILE
Pony mumbled something about "grown man" and "still watches the girl's show"
>>15179223Pony called you a puss
>>15179249I inform pony that I'm trained in gorilla warfare.
Pony asked why the general was so beb
Wow mlpg you slow as hellSeason 4 that bad, huh?
>>15179225Pony pointed you to the nearest exit, and hoped you met a crocodile on your way home
>>15179266I'm busy trying to come up with a fun vanity address for dogesI wanted to do DERPYLiVES but it was gonna take like a hundred years
>>15179266The episodes have been cute, just not much to talk about.Also MLPG is just becoming a shithole.
Pony doesn't care about gorillas, or orangutans
>>15179272And why would you pick that?
Pony put on her "beb and hatsus" shirt, to celebrate the current speed of the general
Pony told me that she "needs an ass to kick"
>>15178775I didn't. Care to explain to me? I'm dumb.
>>15179285Because I've given up on sex.
Pony says you'll find that the less bread a man eats, the healthier he is
Anon wears the collar
>>15179266Saturday will be better.
Pony walked in your room and said "i don't know which smell is more pugnent. The smell of dying dreams, or the smell of already dead, drying semen"
>>15179313I had to google that because it never aired in my country, so I was completely clueless.Thank you.
When you were counting on Pony, she turned and ran
>>15179335That is why griffins make better friends. Hell, you guys could share meat together.
>>15179320Probably the smell of your ass, pony
>>15179341But griffons eat apples
>>15179343Pony just got taken back, and said "Why i never!!!"
>>15179345And meat. Those talons ain't for show, you know.
>there were people on /tg/ who believed this wasn't an edit
>>15179341Gilda's smelly paws.
Pony just made a face crazier than "this"
>>15179349Never wash? Yeah, I know.
>>15179351Sure they are. Griffons have teeth to chew all the fruits and vegetables they eat as their vegetarian nature dictates.
>>15179080>Swanlestia strikes again
Pony clings to your leg and says she hopes you know that Anon is just spreading filthy lies and that she loves you.
Pony donated all her extra income to the Taliban
>>15179357But they really were talking about ponies, weren't they?
>>15179371Don't you just want to run your fingers over that long, pristine neck?
>>15179369I'll just say that Griffins are omnivore and thats that.
>>15179383Does this look like the neck of a pony that you'd want to rub?
>>15179309>bread makes you FAT?
>>15179365Pony pulled the lever opening the floor, and then opened the trapdoor leading to the Rancor's lair, and asked you to "jump inside"
Naughty little ponies
What would a pone vidya console look like?
>>15179403Why doesn't she jump inside?
>>15179380Not this time, it was just a thinly disguised /co/ thread -or better, it had a legitimate topic, but the OP just kept bumping it with unrelated comics panels.
>>15179412She said "after you"
>>15179372I don't know Pony, they sound pretty convincing.
What has been your favourite MLP comic so far MLPG?
>>15179422I don't believe her
>>15179429Rarity micro and Luna microCMC microApplejack micro
Pony finished the linework for the picture of you, and then asked me "what's the color for 'bitch nigga'"
>>15179429the one when you mom got cancer and died slowly
>>15179429Rarity's micro was astounding as a comic itself, not just for pone.
>>15179429Luna micro, followed by the Big Mac arc, followed by the Rarity micro
>>15179429For me, Big Mac follow by Rarity follow by the CmC. Those three are pretty solid as a comic.
>>15179432Pony just insisted
Pony held a cup to the door, and listened to you monologue about your secret plan
>>15179451throw pony in the pit
I just now discovered I can see a full filename by hovering over it. How did I not know tehis?
>>15179429The Chrysalis ArcThe big mac one coming second
>>15179429Luna micro. After that either the BigMac or Shining/Cadance arc
>>15179463Those type of comics are entertaining to read, even though how braindead it is.
Pony grabbed the steering wheel and said "let me show you how it's done"
>>15179449It's so greateveryone's a qt in these comics
>>15179484Oh please, go to sleep. You're much less retarded when you're asleep
>>15179485I don't have a car nor can I drive one.
I really wanna grab pony's buttBut I also kinda wanna grab human's butt
>>15179461Pony trained the Rancor to only greet humans
>>15179487Big Mac is a very, very lucky stallion to live in a village like that and he doesn't seem to notice that at all.
keeps me searching for a heart of gold
>>15179492Pony revoked your driver's liscense
>>15179429Rarity and CMC micro first placeLuna Micro and Pirate arc on second placeNightmareity third place
>>15179500I want to grab Gilda's butt
>>15179500Pony proposes grabbing each other's butts, then bodyswapping and doing it again to compare.
>>15179513Can't revoke what I don't have.
>>15179508It's hard to believe that someone who could snap you in half with a single kick could be this cuteHe's got a princess and two elite ponies all over his stuffdang
>there are around 14 doge threads on /g/Wow.
>>15179495I would bet they could make that arc into a few episodes if they raise the rating from Y to R-13, at least.
>>15179513Good thing I still have my pony cleaner license
>>15179532He's already got Cheerilee, why would he need any other mare?
>>15179487Man how fucking strong is celestia
>>15179536There's no such thing
>>15179465>gifthe night is dark and full of terrors
>>15179533i remember when there was 10~12 pages of doge on /sp/
>>15179537Are we talking about Big Mac or Glitter Glue here?
>>15179536How dirty do wingpits get?
>>15179537>Cheerilee gets harrassed by all three of them the rest of her life for marrying "their" stallion
MLPG should make their own cryptocurrency
>>15179559We'll call it boopcoin
>>15179559why bother?hope on the doge train while it's just leaving the station
>>15179559>celestia coins>in sub butt god we trust
>>15179544>He isn't a professional wing cleaner>>15179556It usually depends on how long they fly dailyshit can get pretty messy sometimes
>>15179521But what if pony notices I've got an erection after we bodyswap
>>15179572Do you get to clean their genitalia?
>>15179532Ponies are inherently cute and who wouldn't want to hug that cute thing? I bet there are so many people that would love to be in his place during his arc.
>>15179557but luna doesn't even care about him anymore