The long previews for both the Luna micro and Friendship is Magic #14 are up, so they're on track for a Wednesday release!Both of the comics together beg a question: would you serve on a pirate ship under Luna and Celestia? I never realized that this cover variant is the actual finished edition; no colors! I'm not sure what kind of pirating those Princesses would need to be doing, though. Maybe they're looking for the final treasures of Rule.http://mylittleponyccg.wikia.com/wiki/Base_SetAlso, card game.Power Ponies this Saturday!>>15131884Previous thread.
>15 images earlyWhat a fag
Straightedge anon fucking drug pony.
>>15138211>>15138211
>>15138220this has been happening a lot recently. why all of a sudden? does it mean too many new threads are being made in /mlp/?
>>15138234who is the creator of this masterpiece. i must follow them.
>>15138234
MLPG cannot even fill 250 images before being thrown off to 10 pageWhat the fuck happened
>>15138283I blame the leak.
>>15138283we have reached the point where its easier to just leave mlpg instead of ignoring the many shitposters that now infest mlpg.
>>15138265>What are sides
>>15138291the new episode leaked?
>>15138283Exam finals
>>15138265
>>15138333No I meant Castle Mane-ia
Why is the internet the most interesting only when I have important things to do
>>15138377Because fuck you, that's why.
There could be a pony behind you right now and you wouldn't even know it.
>>15138313You can go to EquestriaBut it is a bizzaro world where man is subservient to pony
>tfw weak heartOne day I'm going to die masturbating.
>>15138409deal
>>15138425Really?Everyday you will have to carry a pony on your back to their place of work and then have to haul heavy stuffYou will be ridiculed by the childrenIf you are good you can have a feed bag. If you are bad you will be hitWhen you grow old you will be put in a petting zoo
>>15138283People need to stop treating images like a precious natural resource and just post them more.
>>15138451>implying this isnt anons greatest dream
>>15138451as long as i have a good computer and get free autismbux from the pony government i will be happy.
>>15138451You, you do know where you are right?
>>15138521You won'tYou'll be put on behavior-modifying medication and required to go to physical therapy until you're capable of pulling your weight
>>15138482FASTER
>>15138559thats not funnyI've been like that the last three days
>>15138531but i have no skills and i am weakits better for their society if they just give me a house and pay for everything while i stay inside
I wish I had a girlfriend
>>15138559>"Oh god why did I let him finish inside there"
>>15138559was there ever a fluttershy foodscat fic
>>15138559>"Never eating Mexicolt again."
>>15138578I'll be your regular friend
>>15138578they told me if i lifted the gfs would comeit was all a lie
Pony still hasn't been given the talk. Will you give it to her?
>>15138578She'd just dump you after a month, AnonWe're better off alone
>>15138615>fillyhoodIt should be foalhood
>>15138615do horses sweat?
>>15138615>Why am I Sweaty?>there's pictures in the book
Also, the wip version that has the flag visibleLook at that sweet flag
http://www(dot)livestream.com/agathoidstreaming the incredibles
>>15138634Yes, but I don't think on the scale that humans do.
>>15138634Absolutely.
DONG DING
>Luna comic hours awayFUCK
Why is Pinkie Pie better at flying then Scootaloo?Because her jokes often fly over your head!
>>15138646best animated movie
>>15138690BANNU.
>>15138710maybe the joke is inside this thinglet's try to find it
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/2013/12/heavy-marijuana-use-causes-poor-memory-and-abnormal-brain-structure-study-says.htmlSUCK MY FAT COCK YOU MOTHERFUCKING WEEDFAGS. while you cocksucker potheads are destroying your brains my mind remains superior.
>>15138754I remember highschool
>>15138754>superior>posts rarity
>>15138754I guess yuou must feeleuphoric!
>>15138777putting your hoof down was a good episode
>>15138777>implying Pinkie doesn't love Rarity.
https://derpiboo.ru/498599Is it bad that I her to fuck me missionary while she gets filled like that?
>>15138802it was, wasn't it
>>15138823Better than anything in s4, that's for damn sure
>>15138804she loves everypony
>>15138851does she love me?
>>15138851I WANT A PINKITY EPISODE SO BADWHAT WOULD IT BE ABOUT?What would their conflict be?
>>15138862>implying it's possible to love Princess Worsthorse McShowmurderer
>>15138863CELESTIA NEEDS PONE TO THROW A PARTYPONK WANTS A CRAZY IMMATURE PARTYRARITY WANTS A CLASSY UPSCALE PARTYHILARITY ENSUESTHEN THERE IS SEX
>>15138862More than anyone
pony recommends you 2000 intake calories per day
>>15138897>hug and goshe hates her
THIS THREAD IS NOW GIF
>>15138967>you will nevwr play wheelbarrow with Fluttershy
>>15138967
>>15138930Pinkie hugged a pony once and never let go.That pony is dead now. Pinkie absorbed her. She wouldn't wish that on her waifu.
>>15138996
So what now we image spam yhread now? This is something /b/ would do
>>15139038>not this
>>15139057mlpg must survive
>>15139057when people said mlpg was only shitty because of the hiatus, i believed it.but now there is always another excuse>the episode is bad thats why we are shitits over
>>15139068Why?
>>15138643that twilight is so fucking adorable
>>15139092because it's my homecaptcha: llyess himself
I challenge MLPG to go buy some pony toys and donate them to your local Christmas Bureau.
>>15139102is she ok?
>>15139127I would have to have money to do that first.
>>15139102has rose done anything cool recently
>>15139127But iv already bought toys and donated them to Toys for Tots
>tfw cozied up with a cup of tea while rewatching episodesWhich episode should I watch next mlpg?
>>15139136She only hangs around relevent cool poeple and fads. In pther words she moved on.
>>15139147OWTew
>>15139135I was at Toys R Us today. The Shadowbolt Rainbow Dash cost $8. That's like a Big Mac meal. I'm sure even something small like that could absolutely make some poor kid's Christmas.
>>15139086>not fluttershy gets an upgrade.gif
>>15139127i get free autismbux from the government but not enough to have spare money to buy toys for kids.more importantly i need to save to upgrade my computer because a good computer is the most important thing to have in life.
>>15139140pony toys, just to clarify that is what I meant.
>>15139163at least you spend my tax dollars well.
>>15139154there was a rich guy who bought toys for kids $10,000 worth. in a picture one of the carts was filled with EQG dollsi felt bad for the kids
>>15139200Well like half of the pony aisle was EG stuff at the store I went to.
>>15139147what kind of tea and explain your brewing method in detail.
>>15139200Aw, man, he was probably just buying what he thought was hip for the kidsThat's really niceor at least its the thought that counts
>>15139200Equestria Daily is relevant to this day.
>>15139228sethisto should have a ton of money from pony fame right? have you ever seen him buy pony toys for kids?
>>15139228Ooops wasn't meant as a reply.
>>15139244I heard he blew all his pony money on a Trixie real doll.OK I made that up but you'd have believed it right?
>>15139272in all honesty you probably accidentally told the truth
>>15139272NoShould have been a furreal friend
Pony says to hand over your lunch money.
>>15139295Pony can have fun getting up with her huge head after I tip her over.
>>15139295What a rude bossy pony
>>15139295d'awwGod I love the WW style you do Dala. What you doing next?I suggest the Rockodile from s4 opener.
>>15139222Lady Greyboil water and steep for like, 5 minutes, I guess?nothing special
>>15139295DALA PLSDRAW THE PIRATE PONE.
Animation has really been off this semester
MLPG is a shell of its former selfLike me
>>15139345wat if poni is in chalkzone?
>>15139295Hey Dalapony, can you post Flutetrhulk you drew ages ago in original PNG and size please?
>>15139341err season
>>15139341They've been trying out new styles that don't really fit the showI mean, hey, it's great that they're trying to change things up, but they're doing it all wrong
>>15138967http://i.minus.com/iIZUVnp0Mts7l.gif
>>15139295I don't take orders from the worst zelda
>>15139372
>>15139320Haven't decided yet. I'm leaving for the holidays soon, so there won't be anything from me for a while as usual
>>15139345Pony says stop coming to mlpg out of habit
Pony says there's plenty of things to live for, you just have to find it.
>>15139439First off, it's bronybuxAnd second, no
>>15139410Have a merry christmas then!
>>15139449how do i find pony?
>>15139449Pony says few find it, many die never knowing what to have lived for
>>15139389Dash has an amazing body
>>15139449Tell pony that's not going to avoid the buster call fucking everything up
>>15139369This is as big as it gets.
>>15139449I liveTO KILL
>>15139341when you think about how their faces are structured, that's probably what a smile on them should actually look like from the front.
>>15139463The same to you.
Princess Celestia asks why you've abandoned all your friends and aren't talking to anyone about your problems
>>15139505Pony says you are too young to be browsing 4chan .
>>15139494Thanks.I think you were the first artist who drew her as Hulk
>>15139295>>15139494>>15139512I seriously looking forward to see Sedusa from you this week.non-WW style though
>>15139514Because my so called friends abandoned me for better more charismatic popular friends
Stramming Monster in one hour.Be there or be a dork.
>>15139514I've only had associates and classmates, Celestia.
>>15139222WHAT WAS THE POINT OF POSTING THAT
>tfw someone is so angry that you're happy that they have to resort to shitposting about your views and lifestyle.
you're so boring good night mlpg
>>15139577Advertise this on /mlp/ idiot. Youll get more viewers
>>15139514I'm pushing everyone away because it's too painful to talk about them
>>15139623We're just a little slow today
>>15139626But I'm not streaming for /mlp/, I'm streaming for MLPG.And I have at least two regular viewers which is good enough for me.
>>15139449i can find plenty of living right here in my room on the computer.there is no need to leave the house when i am happy never having to work and other people paying for all of my stuff.
>>15139614Because you come off as a braggart
>>15139514Because even when I'm happy I want to kill myselfBy distancing myself from everyone I make it easier for me to do it and easier for them to deal with it
>>15139653Stop being me
>>15139651>braggartWe getting fancy in here
>>15139653rose pls dont kill yourself
>>15139514but i dont have any problems, i am happy staying in my house all day alone.i will only have a problem when the government stops giving me free money.
>>15139518I might just eat pony.
Why are the controls for Silent Hill one so fucking rubbish
>>15139661Verily!
>>15139514Fuck off, Celestia.I can handle my own damn problems.
>>15139677Gesundheit
>>15139514Because I feel alienated from the world. Like there's some inside joke that everyone seems to understand but I'm seem to be left out.
PLEASE ENTER A NAME
>>15139653Abloo abloo, you are a fragile little snow flake
>>15139674the same reason Witcher 1's combat is shit
>>15139514I but I don't have any friends to abandon.My only problems is there is very little quality YT content about video games and that I have a fear of intoxication.
>>15139692sunbutt
>>15139692Sunbutt
>>15139692Garnet
>starswirl the bearded killed himself because he had no freeeeeeeeennnnssssss
Pony friendzones you>"Im sorry, we are of two different species, we can never be"
>>15139674>not having total mastery over the controls>not being able to speedrun the game in less than 2 hoursIt's like you don't even give a fuck about Cheryl.
>>15139653rose pls before you kill yourself can i just have 10minutes alone with your body
>>15139692Princess Never-There-When-We-Need-You-But-Even-When-You-Are-There-You're-Of-No-Use
>>15139709fag
>>15139653Please do killyourself.
>>15139692DAYHORSE, FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT HORSE
>>15139663>>15139716I'm not RoseYou can have a couple hours if you want
>>15139712So when pony finds a special somepony I tell that special somepony some disturbing lies about their new life mate and get them to break up.
>>15139661But it is true though. Happy poeple always tend to rub it in. They think they mean well but they are so full of shit they don't the damage they are doing
>>15139740nathan get a life
>>15139692snow white
>>15139653You are just a drama queen. Your life is so boring that you need the spice of drama to make things interesting.
>>15139661>>15139677>>15139685>>15139651*tips fedora*
>>15139765Why is Nathan the only one allowed to post that picture?
>>15139737Please don't do it. Seek help. There are people willing to help you if you just give them a chance.http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/http://www.suicide.org/suicide-hotlines.html
>>15139790Wow, you took the bait dudebro
>>15139695>>15139731>>15139776
>What would Diamond Tiara do if Silver Spoon wasn't around?
guys dont be jealous i get free money from the government and never have to work.its easy to do, you just have to pretend to be retarded for the rest of your life and convince everyone around you.
>>15139796It couldn't have hurt, though.
Great, so which artist is killing themselves this time?
>>15139801>Andrea Libman used to work for a suicide hotline>she's saved at least a couple of livesShe's such a great human being
We gotta spice things up in herewe beb right nowHow do ya'll think they're gonna try to incorporate the keys to the box throughout the season?
>>15139831Wait are you>>15139614?
>>15139850I was hoping to see a key already but probably the last 4 episodes
>>15139847>she uses her Pinkie Pie or Fluttershy voices occasionally
>>15139850
>>15139850Go fuck off.
>>15139876
>>15139861No, that guy isn't me.He's the shitposter that has been mocking me.
Sowhat is your rating for the current season so farfrom 1 to 101 being piece of shit and 10 being amazingly good
>>15139850the way i see it is that the diary thing is going to come into play later. also i willing to bet their going to pull the whole "deus ex machina" another guess is that the charaters they met are going to come into play later like how dash met daring do and she is going to say something like "oh hey i found this key on my travels" or some bullshit like that
>>15139861people here get angry when i say i am happy never leaving the house and having no friends.they are jealous i get free money from the government because i have a serious condition that prevents me from working any job or going to school
>>151399017
>>15139901So far, I'd give it a solid 7. We'll see where it goes from here.
>>151399017/10
>>15139908Oh I thought you were one of those dudebros. Nevermind then
>>15139850when they promised us a serious season long story arc i was excited and expected a little info each episode.it seems like they have completely forgotten about the box now
Just ignore it
>>151399017 out of 10
>>151399018-9
>>15139908No, you're jealous of my autismbux because you actually spend time shitposting about me.
>>15139901better than season 3/10
>>15139901the fact s3 was so terrible it is making s4 seem better than it actually is
>>151399017.5
fucking stoners. I hate them.
>>15139908>>15139941Why are you samefagging?
>>151399018.8/10
PROTIP: FILTER "autismbux"
>>15139950No wonder everyone is giving the new season good scores.
>>15139952stoners, people who drink beer, and fat people all need to die
>>151399018/10Hopeful.
>>15139970filter "stoner" too
3/10S3 was better
i have been wondering if it is safe to filter "pony says"i dont want to accidentally filter something good
Pony says filter filter and filter anonymous
Congrats, you've made it to HorsevilleBut, the only pony willing to house you is your least favoriteHow do you fare?
>>15140017>>15140023Nice samefagging
>>15140017I think its annoying too, and the few people doing it ought to give it a rest, but I've seen others respond to it normally. If you filter the phrase you risk seeing the thread 'die' completely
>>15140027doesn't matter if she/he is my favorite or not.i have made it to the promised land...and now i must seize it with my dick
>>151399016/10
>>15140017its safe
pony is giving you the finger
>>15140045Pony thinks poeple who filter are fragile and easily triggered.
>>15139766>tfw
>>15140027>Pinkie PieI'd rather kill myself
>>15140068Well I do too, but you can't blame people for not wanting to look at annoying things. I have some images filtered away just because I'm sick of seeing them. Text spam doesn't actually bother me.
>>15140053Ponee sez you lie
>>15140063how? pony doesn't have fingers in which to give me the finger
>>15139692Angel
How would you all cheer up a sad Celestia
>>15140088>forgetting that you can filter nameschange whatever words you like, it will be filtered
i am trying to find fapfics that have a ton of horse cumshots in them but i dont know the proper terms to search.are any porn experts able to help
>>151399017.5/10Pretty good so far.Great episodes with only one that was kinda boring but still not bad
>>15140101Ask her why she's so glum and that isn't she happy she could head back to Canterlot and return to her studies
>tfw finally lose enough weight where my thighs aren't scrapping against each other and rashing after about a mile and a half
>>15140101
>>15140101Ask her why the long face?
>>15140104Pony thinks you are a retard.
>>15140101tickles and bellyrubs
>>15140027>Twilight or FluttershyA chill-ass library , dragon bro, and a qt unicorn buddy? What's not to love?Worst case scenario for me would be living with Fluttershy, frankly. I've got allergies out the ass and they don't have antehistamines in Equestria. Even if they did, I can't say I like animals very much. It's a shame, because otherwise Flutters would be pretty awsome to be friends with: she's been frowing on me recently.>tfw CON dump stat
>>15140101It may not be so simple, but I'd give snuggling while discussing her troubles a shot.
I like this pony, she is very cute
>Comic Sale Numbers>PIrate arc had a huge boost in sales compared to number #12 and the boost was bigger than the one for #11I was kinda worried seeing how badly #10 and #12 were selling
>>15140149She has ugly pointy wings
>>15140101But of course I would.
>>15140163they sold poorly because shiny and cantdance
>>15140149I don't think there's any other pony in the show with as many unintentionally-cute moments as Twilight.except maybe Pinkie.
>>15140149That's a cute pony. I like this pony more, though.
>>15140101all day vaginal massaging
>>15140180What about the Big Mac one then? The second one also sold like complete shit.
>>15140101Do you think Princess Celestia pigged out on cake and ice cream on the Summer Sun Celebration before Luna was returned from the moon?
>>15140163>Pirate comic is the "boost"Seriously? This that's like the worst one
>>15140149That's nice. Good for you, I really mean it.I like most if not all of them, I don't know why, I just can't pick one!
>>15140120i would genuinely like to know why you posted this here
>>15140196not enough lunabig mac isnt waifu material
>>15140186>she asks if she can unbirth you so you can reach those hard to reach places more easily
>>15140184
LK pls roll
I love Applejack
>>15140182what if there are two ponies, and although neither of them are trying to be cute they both look cute, one of them is actively trying NOT to be cutewho's cuter
>>15140205Because now I can run for however long I want without my inner thighs looking like a couple of steak-umms.
>>15140184I want to fondle that pone's dick
>>15140120Since when did you pick up running lk?
>>15140202Picking a favorite is easy, it's picking a least favorite that's hard. They're all pretty great ponies.
>>15140214No. You must be nice and gentle to this pony. >>15140245I think you're mistaken anon, that pony has no penis. She's a mare, not a stallion
>>15140243i know how you feel, i dont have fat thighs but my dick and balls are so huge they chafe easily when i try to run for a long time.
Heres an odd and probably stupid question.Why do some of the cards have a trademark in their name? Is that even necessary?
>>15140270Does that mean your dick and balls is small then! Like teeny tiny?
>>15140270Before I lost enough weight I had to constantly put body powder down there and still it never seemed like it was getting the job done.
>>15140184She is also a very cute pony
>>15140290U are right it is a stupid question.
>>15140294nope, i have a huge dick. most likely the largest in mlpg.
>>15140304No it just means your running form was lousy.
>>15140324That's still pretty small, then
>>15140266pony likes it ruff sometimes
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>15140340Rekt
>>15140340#burn#shotsfired#YOLO
>>15140316I figured. But I just found it weird they would bother putting it on there when its their cards.I dunno
IMAGE GLITCH TESTI'm posting a picture of the best pony.
>>15140324>ImplyingProve you're larger than me
>>15140247>LK is Harry Potter>LK is Boriswho else does he look like then?
>>15140340fuck you man if i laid my dick out on the keyboard it goes all the way from a to z
>>15140380Oh wow, idiocy knows no bounds.
>>15140387Yep it's broken. I can't see Rarity there
>>15140397Why are you so defensive about your manhood anon?
>>15140388i dont need to prove shit to a bunch of nerds who brag about how much money they get from the government for having mental illnesses
>>15140411that was a joke
>>15140430That's because you've got a baby dick that isn't even 8" long
>>15140449I iwsh there was more of this
>>15140445just the preview
>>15140397It doesnt count if you move the keys around anon.
>>15140464
>>15140344da fuuuuuck
>>15140478
>you will never afuck it I don't know where I was going with that
>>15140459pony is very very wet.
Dick size means nothing if you never use it nerds
>>15140491
>>15140508
>>15140503I still think it would be nice to have big dick
NOW STRAMMING MONSTERhttp://derpy.me/fnhw3Come and watch or forever be a dweeb
>>15140519
>>15140498whats the BJ mean? is applejack futa?
>>15140503It's useful on craigslist
We image spamming again. Yup mlpg is ded.
>>15140537
>>15140537>4th panelSHE'S SO FUCKING ADORABLE
what should i schlick to
>>15140498B)
>>15140537>rarity didn't fight the crabso many mad brownies
>>15140547It's the B) face
>Your favorite pony lays on top of you>They are asleep and very heavyWhat do you do?
>>15140521It is pretty nice
>>15140559
>>15140498ewgay
>>15140567fukken young people and their new emoticon bullshit, i dont even know what this shit means or how it differs from a regular smiley face.
>>15140564I thought you were taking a shower
>>15140588It's a smiley face wearing sunglasses
>>15140588It's cool guy sunglasses. B]
>>15140594i usually do both
>>15140583>totesfuck you price
>>15140596that's dumb
>>15140577I would have no choice but to snuggle pony and treasure the moment
>>15140583
>>15140604
>>15140523>>15140523SB get in here...
>>15140618that's it for now, the rest of the comic should be in another 24 hours or so along with the luna one
Do you hear the people sing?
>>15140537Why is Pinkie Pie in control of a crab swarm?
I have a crush on someone in mlpg
>>15140618Sucks to be AJ seeing how it's canon that she hates seaweed
>>15140655who is it anon?
>>15140654its random so it fits her character
LK are you here? were you going to stream again?
>>15140654She became friends with the crab swarm at the beginning of the last comic
>>15140618>dash in the 3rd panelsomeone is going to unf to this
>>15140667Someone's already streaming.
I am excited for the luna comic
>>15140655i'm not leaving until you tell me who it is, you're anon, so it doesn't really matter for you if you tell us, i'm just curious
>>15140564stallion x femanon
>>15140678I guess that you could say thatshes in heat!
I'm going to marry Shining Armor and Princess Cadence!
I wish I was a pretty mare
>>15140705care to give me a link or name an artist?
Requesrts? I'm about to run to the stoer, but I'll draw em when I'm backk
>>15140720Fluttershy being a silly pony
>>15140720Rarity fueling a spell with anger
>>15140720Nightmarity vs. Mane-iacGrudge boxing match
>>15140715http://pastebin.com/hbmcQpkRhttp://pastebin.com/TrQT0KG2I still haven't written the other ones, I know.
Mane-iac is Luna, calling it now
>>15140745how did you know i like fics better than images?
Can they ever do anything interesting with Applejack?
>>15140720Octavia cum inflation
>>15140752give her a tragic backstory involving her parents
>>15140752anal.
>>15140720Draw a serious flower pony preparing for an emergancy
>>15140750Maybe I just know what women want~
>>15140720Rarity, Twilight and Sweetie in matching Christmas outfits?
>>15140772well, heck they say that women generally prefer to get off to written erotica whereas men like videos and picturesis this anyone i know?also, do you live in australia by any chance?
>>15140730But futlershy isn't a silly pony>>15140734Onies can't boxno hands>>15140755Anon that is 2lewd fir tonight
>>15140659>>15140704I don't wanna sayIt's probably just a side effect of being lonely for so long, forget I even said anything
>“In order to shoot the ponies and a large Twilight Sparkle, we couldn’t be in the same set. All I had for company was 5 photographs of the ponies on top of stands with little lights – whoever’s talking flashes up.">"Pretending you’re with 5 other ponies when you’re on your own, it stretches your magical ability to the absolute limits.”>“I cried, actually. I cried. Then I said out loud, ‘This is not why I became a princess’. Unfortunately the microphone was on and the whole palace heard.”
>>15140801Soarin' in a tux?
>>15140705unf
>>15140802it's too late now you've committed to thislike i said, who cares if you say something while anon, it only matters to you if you give a name, so don't give a name
>>15140752Make her a princess
>>15140805Why do you keep posting this?It's an edited interview with a VA, right? What's the point?
>>15140795No, I don't live in Australia. And I don't think we've met before, unless you're Cookie
>>15140835>unless you're CookieCookie was Ross
>>15140835nah, i'm not cookie, shame you don't live near me
>>15140848>>15140855A MAN CAN DREAM
>>15140696so?
>>15140795agathoid pls
hey so, any of you cuties from mlpg live near sydney australia?
>>15140864So I don't like streaming when someone else is doing one.
>>15140769hokay>>15140814mmmmmm I guess if I don't fall asleep
>>15140873don't judge me, it's not my fault i'm attracted to perverted chubby cuties
/)
>>15140907then it's too bad I don't live in australia
>>15140936exactly my fucking pointwhy are all the cute boys on the other side of the world
>>15140815I bet that horse is warm as balls.
>>15140981Her parents are gray and black?
the realistic horse anatomy tag is the biggest load of shit i have ever seen in my life
Pone thinks you need to start the stack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxhceMsDweQDiscuss.
>>15141006Whoa what is that from? Were they in the last episode?
>>15141027>life size>48 inchNah.
>>15141000>Hur just like her mane!
I forgot how good Wander over Yonder isIt makes me wish I actually had TV, I feel like its probably something that needs all the viewers it can get
>want to rewatch the last episode>YT searchhttp://www.youtube.com/results?filters=long&search_query=mlp+season+4+episode+5&lclk=longwhat is this shit
>>15141027any videos of him fucking it?
>>15141027i have had sex with giant plushies before and it is nothing like you image. it is way more hassle than it is worth and you never use it again.if i was rich i would buy it for a joke, but not for actual fapping.
>>15141056It wouldn't matter unless you were a household that was selected to track viewing habits.
>>15140949beats mesorry
>>15141064i cant tell if hasbro is getting anal about the vids or not. the episodes are a little harder to find them normal. atleast on YT
>>15141069Is it because it's too light and doesn't stay in one place?
>>15140890why would that matter?
Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
>>15141117that's because they all become alicorns
>>15141086Not him but the ones I bookmark got taken down.
Waifu wants to be the big spoon.would you let her
Pony says you'll find that the less bread a man eats, the healthier he is
>>15141122i'd be ok with thatits like only liking green ranger when every ranger does the same amount of work
>>15141147hm, can i eat rice instead? i fucking love rice
unf
>>15141116Because it's rude. Patience, anon. I might stream later.
>>15141122Nah, Twilight just goes mad with power and locks them out of the afterlifeIf she can't die, none of them can either. Because then she'd be alone, again. With no friends.Its better this way.They'll learn to appreciate it.
>>15140907>>15140795>tfw AustralianDon't tease
>>15141186I keep seeing this character.The fuck is it?
>>15141206you are much better off not knowing.
>>15141206Where were you all summer?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2VhC1QF7wwWas the "big thing" for about a week.
>>15141206>2013>not knowing about Button and Button's Mom
>>15141222Ah it's some fan animation shit.I have avoided all of them.
>>15141222>The Pilot was good.>See that gif.Shit went full retarded quickly, didn't it?
>>15141222what the hell is this shit
>>15141230i know its hard to believe but there are people out there who only watch the show without getting involved in the fandom
>>15141235Well what really lit a fire under it was the voice lines he did in some chat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVNXtV3ZaN4obligitory
>>15141248its too bad we live in a reality where it is quicker and more profitable to pander and do meme jokes than a quality story
>>15141248Likely due to his VA not caring about doing a whole lot of stupid voice clips that were later animated
Hey guys playing Starbound, I found something.Go to 78396861, -9797572 in the Alpha sector to visit the Horsebutt system.
>>15141274http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf3CVCLm8l4
>>15141302>Raritywell, out slut is there!
>>15141177Please don't ruin my asshole
>>15141274>>15141306I don't have any words
>>15141346How about "I'd Button's Mom"
>>15141356Who wouldn't.
>>15141368Freud would have a field day with her.
http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/1t1k20/mlp_provides_the_voice_of_reason/reminder that no matter how cool and popular you are in the brony fandom, you will always be a loser to normal people.
>>15141388King of the IdiotsorNormal nobodyWhat do you choose?
>>15141383Most of MLPG would too.
>>15141302Show us your ship.
>>15141368>wanting to fuck brony trash
>>15141388I'd still fuck her
>>15141428There are people here who want to fuck Derpy.I don't see your ammunition here.
>>15141388>browsing the 4chan subredditWhy?
>>15141437People don't?
>>15141407i would take normal everytime
>>15141222God that voice is fucking irritating.
So guys, my only hope for this latest comic arc was a mare with a pegleg. There seemed to be one at the bar, but it was only a fake fake leg.Anyone else out there have more like this?
>>15141437The difference is that derpy is at least part of the show, and now has an established personality. This shit is just OC garbage.
>>15141447But remember, King of the Idiots gives you an army of Idiot admirers and/or a source of income if leveraged well.
>>15141201i'm not teasing, do you live near sydney?
>>15141437you must be confusing your shitty headcanon with actual show canonderpy is not mentally retarded and a perfectly fine pony to fuck
>>15141459>The difference is that derpy is at least part of the showI have not seen her in the show.
>>15141485You should watch the show.
>you will never be magically transported to the 2D world and transformed in Cammy from Street Fighter then orally service a cartoon stallion's anus and ballsexplain to me why i should even bother to wake up tomorrow.
>>15141485Maybe you should try watching the show some time?
>>15141485DYEWTS
>>15141464>an army of Idiot admirersi could do without that. also i believe you are severely overestimating how much money you can make from the brony fandom.
>>15141497>>15141496>>15141491Okay, she WAS in the show.But after her removal, she is nothing but a brony pony now, just the same as OC's.Because just like the broniest OC, you will not see them in the show.
http://www(dot)livestream.com/agathoidstreaming equestria girls
>>15141507Doxy's successful work says otherwise.
>FiM universe>EqG universeShould Twilight visit other alternate realities?
>>15141507I point to Tiarawhy as Exhibit A re: profiting off of bronybux.
>>15141527Let's stop here.
>>15141524The should visit our reality so I can hug them.
>>15141510Bronies like MLP. All canon ponies appear in MLP.Therefore, all canon ponies are brony ponies.
>>15141527Tiarawhy has made $4,000 just since this thread started
>>15141523no one will say doxy is rich, also he does other projects besides pony to make money.
>>15141510Haha what? She's been in the show, she's still in the show, she still even hides in scenes. Can you grasp at anymore straws? Maybe do some more backpedalling regarding your viewing of the show?
>>15141471Nope, Melbournian;_;
>>15141507>>15141527In addition, I will point to the entire economic ecosystem that exists around the show. Commissions, websites, conventions. It's like the litany of 3rd party accessories that rely on iPods and such to survive. There are companies that make their entire business cranking out shitty merch for iPods.
>>15141576that's shit, though i bet it's nice living in melbourne
http://strawpoll me/877289
>>15141579i see too many famous brony people complaining about money problems to believe it is a good way to make a living.
>>15141559>richNobody is making thousands ofthousands bux on bronies.But his first project was successful enough that he has 2 new calendars in works + new illustration book. Which says a lot.
>>15141562>She still even hides in scenes.Yeah, no.Your precious brony OC is gone forever from the show.
>>15141618>shipping
>>15141618Seth may or may not be rich, but with the sheer number of views EQD gets he probably could beI'm sure he gets a pretty solid income off ad views
>>15141583I love the cityA little lonely though
>>15141107It feels like you're fucking a heavy sleeper.Don't ask why I know this.
lol Rick and morty
>>15141640You fucked a plushie didn't you
>>15141649>asking mewball if he fucked a plushieshocker
>>15141649not a plushie but a lifesize gay furry pooltoy
>>15141672That's not Roognas trip.And you are missing the secure trip anyway
>>15141682>memorizing roognas tripthats gotta be a low point in your life
>>15141690I actually just searched the archive for it.That's two clicks.
Digging through old files, it's still weird that this happened.
>>15141691Only if you take off yours first.
I want Anon and Aggy to get together and make porn for us
>>15141706>special hub wedding event for children>and sethisto is invitedthat was some funny shit
would anyone be interested if I streamed American Horror Story sometime
>>15141690>you've seen someone's trip enough times to recognize when something is amiss>this is the lowest point in your life
>>15141722Even funnier is I`m pretty sure that`s the last time EqD and Hasbro had any official communications.
>>15141728Which season?
>>15141688cunnilingus is funwith a pony it would be too fucking furry though
>>15141728no, but you can draw some horse penises on stream and i will be interested
>>15141728I watched one episode of that with my mom and it happened to be a college rape oneNever again
>Celestia: Twilight... you've done it, Equestria is safe now, however, I am not long for this world.>Twilight: W...What do you mean?!>Celestia: I'm afraid the curse wasn't broken in time, my time in this world is almost at an end.>Twilight: N-no! you can't mean that!>Celestia: .....................>Twilight: Please, don't do this to me! There's still much more for me to learn! I..... I couldn't save you....>Celestia: Do not grieve, somehow, I knew this would be my fate,
Met a brony today at a local metal detector's club hunt, he was actually kinda cool. Late 20s, well groomed, albeit a little strange and awkward, but so am I. First tolerable one I've met, he likes Twily so we were bros the whole hunt.Also picking up some coke with my bundle of H this weekend, never tried blow before so I'm excited. Speed makes me super horny, I used to do ADHD pill in high school and I'd jack off for hours on end. I want to have rough kinky sex with dash, reverse cowgirl while she grinds that beautiful, velvety-soft marevag into me, while winking furiously and talking dirty, telling me that she's gonna milk every last fucking drop of cum out of my balls, then she'd give on last extra hard wink, and my cock would explode deep inside that perfect blue pony pussyhttp://i.imgur.com/xZ7Jx2y.jpg
Pony says you'll find that it's much safer behind wall Sina
>>15141783
>>15141738I have all of them. I could do whichever.>>15141761I wish I felt like drawing>>15141763it's a shame, because it's like one of the best shows I have ever seen
>>15141720>She streams themselves fucking>Every night>She gets requests for positions and roleplay themes
>>15141783>the second halfGood god. What happened, anon?
>>15141706I know a lot of people see A Canterlot Wedding as a turning point for the worse in the show but I have to admit I had a lot of fun around the whole thing.
>>15141750no man, its all skin
>>15141783you sound like a guy who goes out and does things and enjoys being alive, i envy that.while i have to sit alone in my house all day and try to convince myself i am happy.but at least i get free money and dont have to work.
>>15141750Mare pussy is completely smooth, it looks exactly like a human vag. That's why I want to fuck one so bad, plus the winking thing, I want to buy my own mini pony mare someday and make her cream, you only have to be 4 inches or so to please a pony, seen a few vids of guys making pony mares cream all over the place, they grunt and whinny while they cum, it's really hot. Fuck these threads for getting me into beast, why do mares have to have such attractive genitalia.http://i.imgur.com/12FbBVh.jpg
>>15141815That explains the sunburns.
>>15141795>I wish I felt like drawing>tfw LK and rediv never draw anymore>tfw no more chubby pone
Shout out to all the FBI, CSIS, MI6, etc. agents reading this.
>>15141820i downloaded a huge beast torrent a while ago and there was a folder of erotic bestiality fanfiction in it. not furry but actual horse.it is some of the weirdest shit.
>>15141787I don't think so, also, welcome back.
>>15141820>wedding ringjesus christ.that somehow makes it even creepier
>>15141831Get back to work, Marriston.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvgBI4cSRcThe closest we'll ever get to a Scootaloo solo song.Holy shit she really can sing.
>>15141844Giant Pinkie is so much fun
>>15141831Your tax dollars at work son. Protecting you from horny teenagers
>>15141831>tfw ASIO will never care enough about me to violate my basic privacy rightsWhy do they want terrorists to bomb me...
>>15141819>tfw I get free money>tfw not enough to live alone>tfw terrible mental health and I still have to work
>>15141825LK streamed just earlier today.
>>15141866>ViolateUNF
>>15141872did LK and that other guy with the cool voice ever do more mlpg podcasts
>>15141819I've had panic attacks and social anxiety since age 6, I decided to start doing drugs at 16 since I wanted to enjoy life and feel pleasure again. Luckily i had a friend I'd known since middle school who started selling pot around then, one of my 3 friends I ever had. Then I got a bunch of surgeries and got prescribed tons of pills, so I started abusing them, then moved onto heroin at 20 after learning it was so much cheaper and stronger. It was super easy to get, all I did was go online, find a site where people posted info about the heroin scene in different cities, and go to an area of my city known for drugs. In about 2-3 minutes a guy came up to me and asked what I needed, so I told him, and he brought me into an apartment where he gave me his number and sold me a bundle within another few minutes. Drove him, did the drugs, then called him and he'd deliver to me, usually met him in a low-key parking lot of a Subway or something. It was perfect for an awkward nervous person like me since they never did small talk or anything it was all business(tell him where I am, he drives over to me, exchange money/drugs, then leave).Then I got clean for 2 years, and went back a few weeks ago, only using on weekends now for fun. I picked up hobbies to keep me busy so I don't think about drugs all the time, got a job, and I'm sorta happy now for the first time in my life.
>>15141862Giant pony is so much pony.
>>15141888I can't not hear it.Kill me.
>>15141888>>15141892I know not what this green and yellow mare is from. Should I?
>>15141892YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?!
MLPG PLEASE CLICK ON THIS IMAGE
>>15141901only if you want to have a sound bite stuck in your head for a week
>>15141901http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBk88yNcwakThis guy makes neat animations.
>>15141905this is the worst possible thing i could have imagined
>>15141862>text isn't the size of the tileswhy even bother if you can't do it right?
>>15141905You're welcome 3rd best.
>>15141720>>15141797you guys can't touch this yo
>>15141819Pick up a hobby, mine was metal detecting. I love it since you basically hunt for treasure. I look for sites where old buildings used to be by finding old town maps online at the library or online. Like I found out there was an old tavern in our town in 1870, so I matched it up to a modern map, found where it would be, and it was in a field, so I went out there and found a bunch of old coins, tools, shit like that. It's really cool, like treasure hunting basically. Here's a site with TONS of info, I love it, there's so much cool shit about amazing finds/hunts on here:http://www.metaldetectingworld.com/http://metaldetectingworld.com/how_to_research_p1.shtmlI you live in CT I could take you on a hunt sometime, I go on metal detecting forums where people do meetups and go on hunts together. It's almost all guys older than 40, older guys tend to love it for some reason, but they're awesome because they love to help out younger people new to the hobby. Lots of retired guys who are basically treasure hunters, they do tons of research and find untouched sites, it's their full time hobby.
2014 is the year of the horse, according to chinese zodiac OUR TIME HAS COME
>>15141916Well you can go to pony hell.>>15141928See this man has acceptable taste.
>>15141913>>15141914Well, I can safely say I wasn't expecting that.
>>15141920i dont even know what you are talking about you fat ugly nerd
>>15141885NoI guess enough people complained that they didn't feel like doing another one
>>15141825>tfw commissions to do
>>15141760
>>15141932At least let us watch Anon touch you for us
>>15141938this is an edit right? the chin and ears are creepy as fuck
pony says bacon makes everything better
>>15141969Nope. Straight screenshot.
>>15141768Pony is not for sad, Anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcRQPAggmlEWhy is her voice so perfect?Why will she continue to use a singing double in the future?
>>15141887>>15141783>>15141819If you're really depressed and have nothing going for you, try drugs, that's what I did. My DOC was opiates since they basically fix everything that's wrong with me. They make you feel perfectly happy and content, no worries, fears, only pure pleasure. Just a feeling of warmth, safety, tingling euphoria shooting all through your body. i used to buy heroin and pills sometimes on Silk Road when I was too anxious to find connects, but that's down now.I still look for expired or old prescription opiates(oxycodone, hydrocodone, oxymorphone, hydromorphone) whenever I go over someone's house. I look at the date, and if it's a prescription filled within the past month or so, I leave it alone since they probably need it. If it's old and obviously leftover from a surgery or something, I'll take most of them or sometimes the whole bottle. Guarantee there's opiates in either your house, or your relatives/grandparents houses, even friends if you have them. Try to find some, I fell in love the first time I tried them. If either you or anyone in your family has had surgery within the past few years, check your medicine cabinets or wherever you keep pills, you're bound to find some.
....
>>15141989Was I the only one who did a double take at "we'll be the first ponies out on the flag waving scene", thinking of a very different kind of "out"?
>>15141820I'm pondering if I want to click the imgur link or not
>>15141962blushing pregnant cadence with extra baby weight
>>15141934>>15141819>>15141783>there are actually people who use hard drugs on MLPGactually you sound like an OK person other than the whole junky thing, at least you have a job
>>15142010It's nothing graphic, it's just a screencap of a texfile on how to please mares sexually. No pictures of animal pussy.
>>15142023Fuck you, Anon.
If you could make just one of the comics into an actual episodewhich would you pick
>>15142025The next one in the Celestia + Luna oneI don't care that it isn't out yet
>>15142025Luna micro.I finally want my royal sisters episode.
>>15142025Issues 9/10.
>>15142025Rarity's micro.I love the hippy pones.
Is Aggy pretty?
>>15142031>>15142033>>15142034>>15142036you are all correct
>>15141996I kinda want to try drugs now but i have no friends, am i a degenerate yet mulpug?
>>15142037Who's that anyway? I feel like I missed something.
>>15142040Draw Cheerilee antics please.
>>15142037As pretty as a roadkill skunk on a summer day.
>>15142040GG, I just got around to watching all the WoY episodes that I hadn't bothered to yet.I forgot how fucking adorable it can beCan you draw the CMC curled up to sleep on Sylvia's back like Wander does?
>>15142002Can we just cuddle for tonight?
>>15141989The other bits sound like a bucket of soggy dog dicks being pushed through a paper shredder while theyre still in the bucket compared to Scootaloo's part
>>15142051>We talking WoYit's really my favorite children's show running currently, and it's not close. The character dynamics between Wander and Sylvia are so lovely, and Wander is just the cutest.
>>15141996>drugsbut the complete loser failure at life antiweedanon says its bad
>>15142063Too bad it's dead.
>>15142050No skunks in AustraliaMaybe a possum
>>15142063Too bad it got canned.
>>15141932y-you sure?
>>15142051Doesn't he usually either lie flat or sleep against her side?
>>15142066>>15142069shame, that.I wonder if a "Save Wander" campaign would work.
>>15141989sweetiebelles singing was shit here
>>15142057Scootaloo's part sounds very clearly like it was sung by someone not her usual VA.At the very least there wasn't the "grit" in her voice that she usually has.also unf
>>15142065I always thought it was ironic how people who are total shutins and have incredibly unhealthy sedentary lifestyles get so upset about other people using drugs. He sounds like he has nothing going for him in life, if it's that bad why not try drugs, at least weed for fuck's sake. Good for anxiety and makes edging feel heavenly. Hell, you can even grow it yourself in a small grow tent if you have nowhere to get it from. I like gardening and I love weed, when I move out at the end of this summer I plan on getting a small tent and growing an easy strain like Norther Lights or something.
>>15142002>tfw there hasnt been any good futa pinkie art or fics in monthsthis is the worst
>>15142071Reminder.
>>15142071I meant just on her back, like he doesThe CMC curling up to sleep is just too cute to not be truth
>>15142084>you will never snuggle a giggly penke sporting a fat, turgid horsecock
>>15142086>we do not forgive>we do not forget>>>/b/
>>15142071The CMC would be all sorts of sprawled out on her. She's surprisingly cushy.
>>15142086You're just upset that I got laid twice for my birthday
>>15140769>>15140814 oly shit sorry I couldnf draw tonight we just took a bunch of dirnks from qfc and picked up like 3ozen donuts I am in no condition todo request jus remind me tomorrow or somethign or on mt tumble and i'll do em when Ican
>>15142105>2013>still having birthdays
>>15142095>turgidthat sure is an unsexy word, the first image i think of when i see it is frozen turd.
>>15142105>uses sex as a reward/currency systemu r whipped
Time for a classichttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzmaoXZzm4o
>you will never watch rediv using her new toy
>>15142105How often do you usually have sex per week?
>>15142080Scoots' VA is a singer irl and it seems like she just used her normal voice.
>>15142123is this the tw of music?
>>15142124>you will never be able to afford Rediv's old toy
>>15142120Would you prefer her unsheathed shaft to be soft and flexible, not yet hard as it drapes over her tummy?
>>15142127Any time she wants
>>15142123>Classic>From 2012
>>15142086wait I don't get this postare you seriously saying I should not have posted "my personal business" on my own personal blog
>>15142138
>>151421422012 was two years ago. April 21st (125 days away) is SA and Cadences' 2nd anniversary.
>>15142123>introYeah okay sounds a bit stolen but this might be okay>IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDJESUS CHRIST WHY
Should I whore myself out on Craigslist before I kill myself?
>>15142140And how often is that, on average?
>>15142149Did you have to reply?
>>15142160sure
>>15142160why not neither?
>>15142160pls anon pls no>>15139790
>>15142161Maybe once or twiceCheerilee is sweet and kind
>>15142160sounds like a solid plan to me
>>15142160Isn't that the same?
>>15142160>whore myself out on CraigslistTo who?This is on odd question to ask here.And what if the sex is fun and makes you want to live?But, if you stay suicidal, think of all the people you could take with you.
>>15142149It happened to MT too
>>15142160if you lower you standards enough you will be shocked at how easy it is to get sex on craigslist, even if you are a fat ugly brony.
>>15142169You hould totally roleplay as pones.With a saddle and bridle
>>15142163I reply to everything
Horsepanties.
>>15142183She's not into that stuffShe just likes plain stuff so we do that
>>15142181I miss the Chrysalis threads.
>>15142192Dirty, or clean?
Equine thong
>>15142192this was my very first mlp fetish
>pretending to be me.Okay, I get it, you're angry that I'm happy and don't have to work.
>>15142206Who?
>>15142166But I miss the glory days of this community so much, and I can never have those days back. It's just not he same since the end of S3. It's just, not giving me the reason to go on it once did.
>>15142186Hey GGHappy motherfucking Birthday
>>15142206Que?
>>15141844good to be back sur
>>15142204>tfw not enough art of my casual as fuck fetish
>>15142206?
>>15142214>>15142219I was talking about someone earlier in this thread and in the last thread.He likes posting as me and he likes posting a picture of a fat guy with a computer that sounds like paraphrasing about me justifying my lifestyle.
Pony dubbed herself the "watchful protector" of this thread
>>15142217If this is seriously the only thing keeping you from offing yourself, you really do need help.
>>15142186>I reply to everything that gives me an excuse to talk about myselfYou forgot some words there mate. But don't worry, I got ya back.
>>15142217Then move on from MLPG and MLP. We're one facet of one show out of the whole of entertainment.Find something else that you're interested in, something to put time and work into that you still enjoy.Or if you don't know what you like just try shotgunning various hobbies, showing up to meetings and sitting in.
>>15142231Good. Every thread needs a Batman.
Pony made it clear that she was the only "non-faggot" in the building
>>15142231Wait, we fired Marker Pone?
>>15142231Judging from this thread, she's doing a really shitty job.
>>15142241See that horse? I'm going to marry it.
>>15142231Pony is not good at this
Pony called Robert Downey Jr. the "voice of a generation"
>>15142232I used to have more...used to.>>15142240It's not the same.
>>15142231Well yeah but she's not Batman. She might actually be Batman
WE GOT FARTS AS STRONG AS HORSES
>>15142252Sorry Anon, this is My Little Pony by Bethesda
>>15142263
The length of the S3-S4 hiatus, combined with the short run of S3, stole so much from MLPG.I really want to get in touch with some of you faggots IRL before this place drifts away into the digital sunset.Please email me if you live in the LA area and aren't afraid of a fat faggot.
>>15142222where were you, if it's ok to ask. we went for a month without a reminder how safe it is in wall sina. oh i mean behind wall sina
Pony used it for something other than it's intended purpose
>>15142274Here's some
i was just eating a nutella and captn crunch sandwich and it reminded my of pinkie
>>15142274
>>15142282This picture is really confusing in a lot of ways
>>15142281WhatNoFuck noLook you guys are fine and dandy to talk to online but I'd dread ever meeting one of you spergs in public.
>>15142287Why do you wish me beb pink horse?
>>15142282>that embarassed Gildawhat I wouldn't give to be her.
>>15142281>implying it's not already too lateAnd you never get away, and you never get to take the easy way,And all of this is a consequence, brought on by our own handIf you believe in that sort of thing.And did you ever really find, when you closed your eyes,Any place that was still, and at peace?
>>15142282i want to say i like this picture but i dont want people to accidentally mistake me for a JJ fan
Celebrate your accomplishments. Build on your failures.
I wish I was fit, hung and attractiveI'd fuck anyone
>>15142282I fapped to this the other day. I was immediately filled with regret.
>>15142282>You'll never fuck Sunset and tease her for having a normal body rather than a hypersexualized one like her peers
>>15142302How come somebody smoking pot that they grow themselves on their own time bothers you to the point where you want them to kill themselves? I'm not trying to be condescending or telling you that you should do it, I don't care whether you do or not, I'm just curious as to WHY it makes you so upset. Of course I know you're being facetious, but let's say that you aren't just this time.
>>15142282What's that on Gilda's wrist?
>>15142329Oh good, I've been building on failures all my life
>>15142304i would give anyone in mlpg a chance in real life. with alcohol or weed any social event can be enjoyable.
>>15142284Those are very tiny apples.How do we know ponies aren't super super tiny too.
>>15142330>not fat, confident and confidentftfy
>>15142070maybe if we were dating, and you lived in australia, but you should probably know i'm not this .. outgoing, in real life, i'm more like a watered down combination of flutterbutt rarara and ponka
>>15142326its ok to like thing>>15142319whatever floats your boat>>15142335Chrysalis has a normal one too, just a bit skinnyy>>15142336just ignore the shitposter>>15142345looks like a spiked braclet, what do you think it is?
>>15142336He does it for attentionwhoring. Note how he put on a trip after someone "impersonated" him and expected people to know who he is immediately. Now you can stop responding to him.
>>15142282i was here, i just got bored of AoT
>>15142336Stoners are the most obnoxious and sickening group of people on the planet that aren't necessarily evil.I group them within the same realm of drinkers, I hate you all.I am not being facetious, I genuinely hate you.>>15142373Oh yeah no the guy who was earlier discussing drugs like it's the fucking topic is not the shitposter.
will shitposters ever give it a rest
>>15142330>tfw pretty hung>tfw pretty fit>tfw pretty attractive>tfw horribly lonely because I hate myself and can't manage to socialise for fear of rejection>>15142359>tfw not confident
>>15142379This is not the first time I posted with this trip, idiot.
>>15142381Ah, fair enough, have you read the comic?
pony says to put down the rocks because pony thinks that "pone without sin shall be the first to cast a stone."pony doesn't look a thing like jesus.
How do I long distance relationship?
>>15142388Sometimes they're not here but it's a rare occurrence
>>15142371
>>15142400communication, dear lust-infested anon
>>15142400you don't, they don't work trust me
>>15142394you mean the manga, or the FiM comic?
>>15142388not until they starve, or tolerated. those are the only times i seen them die off.
http://www(dot)livestream.com/agathoidstreaming the adjustment bureau
>>15142408i know its possible for them to work but i have only seen bad personal experiences happen around me
>>15142403TIS A LIE!
>>15142373>>15142379I know that, but I want to see if I can get an answer out of him. >>15142382>I am not being facetious, I genuinely hate you.Why? Did your dad drink a lot or something?I barely ever see anyone talk about drugs here, and if they do, it's a side conversation, the whole thread doesn't need to be about it. There's lots of side conversations going on all the time, the people who get so angry about it are worse than the ones minding their own business having a conversations. It's just such a weird thing to get aggressive over, maybe it's because the popular kids in high school used to smoke pot and drink, and they're holding a grudge.
>>15142400Skype and Expedia>>15142410Magna
holy shit, I haven't had to stub:no; filter a tripfag in a while. Like a year.
>>15142400You don't
>>15142419Why do you stream so often? Not that I mind either way but it's as if you were streaming throughout the entire day.
>pour bowl of cheetos>eat a few>remember that cheetos taste like shit>pour them back into bag
I would love to get stoned with pony.
holy shit i finally finished Dragons Dogma100/10 GOTYI'm sorry I'm just so happy and needed to tell someone..
>>15142438because until february 3rd i am a neet, with nothing better to doand it's something nice to do while sewing alsoand when i say i'm a neet, i'm kind of exaggerating, i still see friends and such, but i have not job or real responsibilities until feb 3rd
>>15142439Good for you anon.
>>15142424>Why? Did your dad drink a lot or something?He didn't drink at all.>It's just such a weird thing to get aggressive over, maybe it's because the popular kids in high school used to smoke pot and drink, and they're holding a grudge.I love how stoners always aim for this (I seen it a lot on /v/), no it's obviously a HS grudge and not the fact that Stoners are pretty much more obnoxious than euphoric atheist bronies.
i drew something lewd, but it's a giant poneshould i link it here or should i fuck off to MMPG? i don't wanna post something that a majority of you probably won't like
>>15142448That is what neet means, it's not necessarily connected to not having social life although it often is
>>15142462Just post it here and there
>>15142445I wish that came out for PCBeen playing The Last Remnant though, its pretty good.
>>15142388your only choices are learn to tolerate it or leave. its too bad most people choose the leave option which only further lowers the quality of mlpg.
>>15142462It doesn't matter, it's an imgur link I assume. Just post it.
>>15142462Giant ponies are greatEven if I didn't like them, more art is never a bad thing
>>15142462post it in both places
>>15142448>tfwI hate summer holidays
>>15142439why did you even buy them you idiot
>>15142469>>15142477>>15142478>>15142482ok here you guys gohttp://i.imgur.com/V7jDdqm.jpg
>>15142503Not bad
>>15142503noice
>>15142503While I'm not a fan of giant ponies, I can really appreciate that squirting UNF
>>15142426No i haven't
>>15142503This is completely fucking ridiculous
>>15142503that aint how vaginas workchange it to a dick immediately
>>15142490they're for my brother
>>15142083Aurora Indica is another really easy one, but Northern Lights is the classic easy indoor strain, it's very low odor so you don't need to worry as long as you have a carbon filter. It's famous for being one of the most stable and hardy strains, its genetics go back a couple decades. It grows very stout/compact too, so you can yield heavily in a very small area. Afghan Kush, any of the Skunk strains, any Norther Lights hybrids, Hindu Kush, and AK47/48 are also easy strains.If you have the room, it's most cost effective in the long run to build a grow room. If you live in a rented place or want something you can take down and move around, a tent is the best option. If you grow in a tent for a while, then build a dedicated grow room, the tent can be used for your mothers or for drying. Htgsupply has good deals on tent kits that come with ventilation, lights, and everything. You can expect to pay around 400 for a smaller 400w setup, and 500-600 for a 600w setup. If you make or scavenge some of the things yourself, you can cut the cost down by a hundred or so.
Pony maxed out Vit and Str, and just tanked everything
>>15142528why are you eating his cheetos you asshole
>>15142540Tanks should only max vit.
>>15141783http://i.imgur.com/SiZJXLZ.jpgHere's the bundle, there were 10 there originally, did the last of it tonight.
>>15142540Pony can't wear anything remotely heavy and can't swing or roll more than about once because she forgot about END.HOW DO YOU FORGET ABOUT END.HOW.
>>15142540>not Vit and Agi
>>15142547You're a terrible person.
>>15142368oh, well yeah, I mean I know that, and that last part's not a bad thing reallylook, forget I even said anything this is super weird, sorry
>>15142503wanton destruction, maregasm, ahegreo, vaginal fluids. this hits all the right spots
>>15142576What a beefosaurusSHE WANTS THE D MAN
Merry ponymas mlpg
>>15142368>qt girl that's a mix of best poniesDAMN MY HOOSIER ASS
>>15142585POP QUIZHow many days early are you, MT?
>>15142368You're not very outgoing here either beyond namefagging
>>15142585YOU'RE SO SLOW YOU WRAPPED AROUND TO FASTTEACH ME YOUR WAYS
>>15142591um 8?>>15142598wha
>>15142603I give you an F for cheating.See me after class for your state mandated spanking.
>>15142603I said teach me!Hup hup one two right left do it do it do it
>>15142544he can get more when they're done
>>15142368You trying to pull a Hoppip, son?
Goodnight MLPG
Good night MLPGhave a happy sleeps with dreamsbecause dreams != 0pone
>>15142622oh yeah. strech those muscles, baby. I wanna see you work it
>>15142650Alright
>>15142637>cats>magfac>readdit image>personalblogginghave a badnight anon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU1xn9L8oAg
THROWING AWAY YOUR SCOOTER?
>>15142643i had a night full of ponies last night though
>>15142655fuck because of the small typo my entire insult is invalid and i am the one who looks like the idiot
>>15142561I'm a weekend warrior now. Before I used to be out of control, now I do it once, maybe twice a week, sometimes I take a week or up to a month off. I found the key is to set rules and never break them, and also keep yourself busy. Because once you make an excuse one time, it keeps going and going. Like if I broke my rule and started using one day on a weekday, it's be the day after, then the day after, it just gets out of control.But them most important thing is staying busy, if you do nothing all day long then you just think about drugs. Now I can enjoy life and take a vacation to opiateland for a few hours once a week.
>>15142539http://htgsupply.com/Category-Complete-Grow-KitsHTG has good equpment and tents, but sme of them have pinhole light leaks around the zipper, not a big deal, but if you want a completely lightproof tent, Gorilla Tents makes the best ones. They're super tough and well built, but they're expensive. Once you have one, they last forever.
Fuck off drug addicts
>>15142702Aren't you one?
>>15142703No, I'm straightedge.I don't even drink soda or tea.
New Sword on AweMe channelSword of Chaos from God of War
*clink*
>>15142685You know what I find helps my drug problem?Not having one.
>>15142697are those things loud? Im looking at videos on youtube and the fans seem kind of loud, I looked up that they make duct mufflers to make it quieter
>>15142715
>>15142718too bad about the many other problems you have though
>>15142584yeah whatever I'm a huge dork
>>15142579
>>15142739I can't think of any big onesI suppose it'd be nice to have a more flexible budget, but I get by fine.I'm in a relationshipI have a social lifeI think I'm alright.
>>15142724i bet her breath smells wonderful and is warm
>>15142635>Pulls a Hoppip>Actually meets someone from MLPG in a romantic manner>Date goes ahead without an issue because everyone in MLPG is supergay
>>15142739>N-no guys my drug problem isn't that bad it's just that I can easily become a hardcore addict if I change up my schedule just a bit>being a drug addict isn't that bad
>>15142718I had more of a life problem, the drugs were a secondary thing. Once I realized that staying inside all day long feeling sorry for myself, sitting in a chair all day long on the computer was destroying my body and mind, my life changed. I picked up hobbies, met friends, went out and actively tried to improve my life.Honestly drugs helped me realize how shitty things had gotten and put things in perspective, as I realized that sitting home on the computer all day was NOT normal at all, and was only making things worse. Drugs saved my life by making me realize how abnormal my shutin lifestyle was, and how harmful it was to me.I think the worst thing you can possibly do is to live a NEET lifestyle, longterm physical inactivity, isolation, lack of schedule, and lack of social interaction causes major psychological and physical damage to you. Isolation and lack of social interaction is the most damaging one, your ability to think and process information is dramatically impaired, your short term memory goes to shit, you can't focus or think, your cognitive function gradually deteriorates the longer you keep it up.
>>15142764
>>15142773someone should draw cokepony drinking milk
>>15142769>I think the worst thing you can possibly do is to live a NEET lifestyle, longterm physical inactivity, isolation, lack of schedule, and lack of social interaction causes major psychological and physical damage to you. Isolation and lack of social interaction is the most damaging one, your ability to think and process information is dramatically impaired, your short term memory goes to shit, you can't focus or think, your cognitive function gradually deteriorates the longer you keep it up.Except that doesn't happen at all, you're applying what happens to drug addicts to NEETs.Not a single NEET on /jp/ or /a/ goes through this "deterioration".Take your drug propaganda somewhere else.
>>15142769Also it leads to thought disorders, the one I had the most trouble with was learned helplessness and self-defeating behavior. I was so terrified of breaking out of my shutin life and leaving the safety of my room that I'd make excuses as to why living like that really wasn't bad at all and that it was everyone else who wasn't normal.It took a long time to realize just how completely and totally fucked my thought processes from back then were, the longer you go like that, the harder it gets.
>>15142793Not true, longterm social isolation causes tons of mental problems, and sedentary living is equivalent in damage to the body as is smoking two packs of cigarettes a day. I can provide citable sources if you want them.
Can procaster stream two monitors?
>>15142773what is it called when i want to be under her when she eats a mentos? is it still watersports?
>>15142804Go ahead.But my sedenatary life has done nothing but good for me (I'm going to take off my trip now), as a person zero skills and well zero everything else not working and not having friends is a safe place for me and society.
>>15142819that doesnt sound good at all
>>15142817I guess it depends on what she's spraying you from?
>>15142842her bodily fluids?
>Social Isolation Kills, But How and Why?http://www.psychosomaticmedicine.org/content/63/2/273.long>Social Relationships and Mortality Risk: A Meta-analytic Review http://www.plosmedicine.org/article/info%3Adoi%2F10.1371%2Fjournal.pmed.1000316https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2752489/>Research indicates that perceived social isolation (i.e., loneliness) is a risk factor for, and may contribute to, poorer overall cognitive performance, faster cognitive decline, poorer executive functioning, more negativity and depressive cognition, heightened sensitivity to social threats, a confirmatory bias in social cognition that is self-protective and paradoxically self-defeating, heightened anthropomorphism, and contagion that threatens social cohesion. These differences in attention and cognition impact emotions, decisions, behaviors, and interpersonal interactions that may contribute to the association between loneliness and cognitive decline and between loneliness and morbidity more generally.>Social isolation and health, with an emphasis on underlying mechanisms.https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/14563073>The many faces of social isolation in childhood. http://psycnet.apa.org/journals/ccp/56/6/916/>Low Social Interaction Harms Lifespan on a Par with Obesity, Smoking, Inactivityhttp://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/196056.phpThat's just for the effects of isolation, do you want the ones for sedentary living?>>15142819>done nothing but good for meHow so>>15142819>as a person zero skills and well zero everything else not working and not having friends is a safe place for me and societyThat's called a self-defeating thought loop. Classic thought disorder, also falls under learned helplessness. The longer you isolate, the more you tend to accept the situation as unchangeable, thus the term 'learned' helplessness.
>>15142547What the fuck, why does your heroin say Sony on it
>>15142858daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamnsomebody got burned
>>15142869>his store doesn't carry sony brand heroinI'm so sorry
>>15142876I wish opiates were legal again.
I wish I had someone to share my bed with
>>15142843
>>15142888You can order poppy pods online but they're so expensive now that they're not worth it. I'm working on writing up a guide on how to grow poppies for the opiate subreddit and a poppy growing forum, I'll put it up on pastebin. They're easy as hell to grow, you can literally sprinkle some seeds on recently disturbed dirty, come back in 4-5 months, and have a shitload of poppy pods ready to be cut, dried, and made into some strong ass tea. You can also buy poppy seeds online and make poppy seed tea with them. I just bought a certain brand on Amazon a few days ago and they got me REALLY goddamn high, and I've got a high tolerance. They're called Food To Live, get the 4 pound bag tonight, and tomorrow I'll come back and tell you how to make it. Do you have any tolerance? If not, you're gonna get blasted at least 3 times off those seeds. You can get them on amazon or off the site, think they might be a little cheaper from the site.http://food-to-live.com/product-category/other-seeds-&-spices/
beb and hats us
>>15142921do you post anywhere, i would like to follow your personal blog.
>>15142921>Do you have any tolerance?None, I've smoked H a couple times and it was absolutely amazing. I\ll probably shoot up for the first time within the next couple months, but I've never even considered trying to make my own supply. Wouldn't that be a huge, expensive, and complicated process?
Fun fact: 20% - 25% of all post on /mlp/ are posted in MLPG.
>>15142936
>>15142921Also, this only works with certain brands of poppy seeds. Most poppy seeds are usually washed, but the organic brands tend not to be, so they've still got small amounts of opium on the surface. Basically all you do is get a funnel, pour the seeds into a 2 l bottle, add cold water until the seeds are floating and you can shake them, shake hard for 30 seconds, loosen the cap just enough for the water to come through, then squeeze all the water out. There's water trapped in the mass of seeds that's gonna form, so squeeze hard until water stops coming out. After the water, you can also add a shot of vodka and a cup of some lemon/orange juice to help the alkaloids dissolve into the water better, and make the tea taste better. The vodka helps keep the tea from spoiling if you want to keep it in the fridge for a while.2 pounds should be plenty for someone with no tolerance, 4 is good enough for 3-4 doses for someone with low to no tolerance. If you do a two pound wash, split the liquid in half into two separate doses. Drink the first one as fast as you can, wait an hour or two, then if you want to do more, drink the other half. The tea lasts about 24 hours, you'll feel great the next morning because the residual effects linger.
>>15142951And this comes as a surprise?
>>15142858>How soFreedom to do whatever I want, without worrying about anything.I never had friends or an actual social life to begin with, unless you count going to school for a while a "social life", I didn't lose anything or hoped to gain anything.>That's called a self-defeating thought loop.No that's called fucking facts, I'm absolutely shit at everything be it math,science or writing.Everything I have ever tried to do has failed mainly because I am shit no matter how many times I lie to myself which could span from a mere week to a month of practice for nothing.There was not a point in my life to where I was good at anything or capable of achieving it.As for your linksThe first one was researched in the 1970's to 80s, where 4chan didn't exist and video games were highly primitive and had no online capabilities.The second link fails to explain the nebulous properties of social interaction, it seems rather fallacious and comes off as "Social interactivity/Not interacting = u ded lol", they didn't explain how excatly social interactivity saves lives.Hell even your last link makes a statement that isn't entirely in your favor>"The idea that a lack of social relationships is a risk factor for death is still not widely recognized by health organizations and the public,"And then goes off to talk about "random effects" that could absolutely mean nothing and then aims for general stuff that again means fucking nothingThere will and always has been shut ins, and I doubt any of them died younger in comparison to people who were socialites.
>>15142936It's for the best.
How will you guys react if pony pulls and snaps the butt of her power pony suit?
>>15142951Well yeah we know that
>>15142949No, but I could set up a pastebin page for people that want to read some of my info.>>15142950Nope, all you do is grow the poppies, which is super easy, cut the pods off when they're ready, dry them, grind them up in a coffee grinder, and make tea or just pour the grounds into a water bottle, fill with water, shake it up, and chug the slurry. Seeds are kind of expensive, but for someone who doesn't have any method of getting opiates and wants to try them legally, it's the best method.
Goodnight MLPGyall niggas need jesus
>>15142974>pastebin pageit won't be for just drug stuff, I've got a lot of beast info and other miscellaneous stuff that I post here and I noticed gets requested a lot.
>>15141920>>15141945finally found itif the final panel doesnt make you rock hard get out
>>15142974>>15142991>>15142950http://pastebin.com/u/kingdongHere's the user page, I'll have the info up for poppy growing, poppy seed tea, and general opiate info up sometime tomorrow. Got that file about how to please mares, too.
>>15142970they're gonna do itthey know
>>15143000thanks friend
>>15142960Do what makes you happy, but know that you're digging yourself an early grave if you keep it up. Ask your doctor next time you go, or your therapist if it's true.
anyone want to play a video game?
>>15143010save that food to live link, because it won't be in the pastebin file, only the procedure how to make it, good unwashed seed sellers are kinda rare
>>15143018I'd like to, but it depends on the game.
>>15142959>>15142971Well, úerhabs. But it's still interesting that so much of /mlp/ traffic goes through only one thread.
>>15143018i'm starting to think video games are the problem.one of them at least
>>15143032In the early days of /mlp/, sometimes MLPG was like 75% of board traffic
>>15143032We're a pretty big deal round these parts.Which isn't much to be proud of.
>>15143041In fact, it's something to be cripplingly ashamed of!
>>15143038It's funny to think that even the general just by itself has more traffic than a lot of boards.
Are there any mulpuggers that live in CT? Anyone want to go hiking, have a few beers, get smoked out? I love hiking with a pint of bourbon to keep me warm, stopping for a little smoke, then having a big unhealthy meal.
>>15143065S. Fl
>>15143065go away druggo
>>15143086>>15143082Smoke/beer is optional, but if you're fine with that then it's certainly fine with me. It's just not a winter hike without a little brandy/whisky.
oh god damn it, right in the feels
>>15143105
>>15143120cutebolds are one of my weaknesses
>>15142635what do you mean? i'm just a lonely grill
>>15143135What if cutebolds and pones?
oh i just realized Dangyana is a cutebold basically, no wonder I love her.
>>15143145then it gives me something to bug GG about to make more of, also, it makes my night all that much better
>>15143142>ImplyingYou're a grillI bet you've got like a billion friends
>>15143157And what about a cutebold pone?
>>15143161Cutebold pone general when?
>>15143170Now
wwould you?
>>15143175You'd be hard pressed to find something I wouldn't
>>15143173oh god yes yes>>15143175>no hooves
>>15143175>No HoovesMaybe if I were drunk
>>15143160actually, well, i mean i do have friends, but the hard part is i have very little in common with them, as i am friends with them because we went to high school together. i don't really actively seek out their company much because it feels like waiting, i feel like i'm waiting for something interesting to happen. it's unfortunate because they are all lovely people, but i just can't relate to them. i relate better to people like myself, unique is one word, fucked up are some more.
>>1514317310/10 would read about them going on cute adventures together.
>>15143178
>>15143188anon you are my hero
>>15143178>>15143181>attracted to their form and not their personalities
>>15143196
>>15143197I have a very difficult time imagining a human with a pony's personality.
>>15143197yea its called being a guy>>15143201Weaver is the best fagfag for doing these before I even know about them.
>>15143215Got two more after this
>>15143223
>>15143184>Has friends>Not interesting enough for youTalk about friend privilege
>>15143230A villain approaches!
>>15143234like i said, i like them but we have shit all in common, it's like every conversation is an awkward one, so i usually just don't talk much when i'm with them, i let them do the talking
>>15143184>i relate better to people like myself, unique
...Pony stole my laundry.Fuck you pony.
>>15143237
>>15143257Penke has it covered
>>15143249man i fucking regret that post, but how else would you describe someone who is fucked up politely? i mean, i have more fetishes than i can count on two hands, several serious mental illnesses, and a heap of other weird social and behavioural quirks
>>15143065Fairfield here, I smoke, I got a nice half of blue dream recently
>tfw no kinky, odd gf>tfw no gf>tfw no bf>tfw no friends
Anyone in NYNot gonna meet up or anything, just curious
>>15143038>>15143055I have archive of early /mlp/ in some other database. I have to load it and look at numbers then.
Don't forget the best one.
>>15143262being fucked up just makes a person more interestingwe've all got our share of shit so to speak, so don't sweat it too hard
>>15143259and then no more cutebold/ponythanks for all the pics anon>>15143262well obviously make more posts that are self-deprecating, that always fixes my regret of misunderstanding!seriously, if you are gonna shit post about your problems drop the name. and continue to be chill, or, it will only attract the sharks that smell blood in the water. we are not you therapists, although some of care enough, to act like we care. for the most part we don't, so please stop. I don't mean this in a rude way, because, i enjoy your playful banter in your streams, and enjoy your company. but, the path you are going down yields only bitterness, resentment and misery.
>>15143259>Pinkie with fingersThat is never not scary
>>15143262Go fuck that Australian AnonYou'll be hard pressed to find a mulpuger that isn't a depressed deviant
>gg spamming his non-pony shitThe fuck weavy?
>>15143262There are more than enough people, especially here, to whom it makes you all that more attractive. Which is going to attract shitposters so you really might want to either not talk about it or stop namefagging entirely.
>>15143305its pony related though!
>>15143289wow are you honestly arrogant enough to think i was coming to mlpg for help, i was just explaining my situation to give context and shit to what i was sayingwow man, pull your head out of your own ass>>15143312yeah i try only to namefag when it's relevant, need to do a better job haha
>>15143322hhaha oh wow, ok cunt. don't say I didn't warn you
>>15143334You're that guy that tried to chase of saine for the same thingFuck off
>>15143334i'm going to let you win, i don't really care enough about this discussion
>>15143322>i try only to namefag when it's relevantANd right now is relevant?
apls
>>15143353You do that by not responding to posts like that. Nothing is more effective.
>>15143362Stop spamming your nonpony shit, thanks
>>15143355yes and no, yes because it's a discussion about me, which kind of but not really requires a name so people know who's whono because it's 4chan and trip and namefags are usually hated
>>15143362apls r geyget fuk
>>15143362qt
>>15143362
>>15143322Just fuck off. Every time I start to think you're just not expressing yourself very well, you go full roddot sperg.Go away.
>>15143362GG i love younow make like a good boo and update dangyana, im not looking i swear!
>>15143362But what does apls think of drses?
Give me a reason why I shouldn't kill myself
>>15143402cute ponies
>>15143402ponies
>>15143402GG is gracing us with his presence
>>15143402suicide = 0pone
GG make the neew throd
>>15143402S4 is still airing.The comic is still being made.
NEW HORSE WHERE?
>>15143405>>15143408>>15143415>>15143428Pone isn't enough of a reason to keep living
>>15143441stram where?
>>15143441Tribes may be returning to form under the guidance of the community.
new thread by request>>15143455>>15143455>>15143455
>>15143441then leave.
>>15143441Pony is disappointed that you don't consider her enough reason to live.
To be, or not to be--that is the question:Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to sufferThe slings and arrows of outrageous fortuneOr to take arms against a sea of troublesAnd by opposing end them. To die, to sleep--No more--and by a sleep to say we endThe heartache, and the thousand natural shocksThat flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummationDevoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep--To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub,For in that sleep of death what dreams may comeWhen we have shuffled off this mortal coil,Must give us pause. There's the respectThat makes calamity of so long life.For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, Th' oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,The insolence of office, and the spurnsThat patient merit of th' unworthy takes,When he himself might his quietus makeWith a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,To grunt and sweat under a weary life,But that the dread of something after death,The undiscovered country, from whose bournNo traveller returns, puzzles the will,And makes us rather bear those ills we haveThan fly to others that we know not of?Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,And thus the native hue of resolutionIs sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,And enterprise of great pitch and momentWith this regard their currents turn awryAnd lose the name of action. -- Soft you now,The fair Ophelia! -- Nymph, in thy orisonsBe all my sins remembered.
>>15143476Thanks Hamlet.
>>15143487To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub,For in that sleep of death what dreams may comeWhen we have shuffled off this mortal coil,Must give us pause. There's the respectThat makes calamity of so long life.>rub>unfalso that's the best part of that soliloquie
>>15143502>tfw the dread of something after death>the undiscovered countryWhy is Hamlet so based? It's definitely my favourite Shakespeare play.
>>15143535i think it's because he is still relevant, everyone has had these thoughts at least in curiosity or passing thoughts. and it's fun to think about the unknowable, and it's fun to read.
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
I love Fluttershy
I love, cherish, and adore Princess Twilight Sparkle.
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle the most.
