Cuddle edition>>15126295 old horse
I WANT TO FUCK CELESTIA'S ASSHOLE
>>15131903You wanna what?
>>15131903no you don't, dude, shes got worms
>1 page early>11 images earlyYou are worse than Sombra.
>>15131884MLP General: where every single topic that comes up gets discussed, thrown out the window and forgotten about in less than 10 minutes.
>>15131827>Luna began to cry about missing her sister>she sob as she ran blindly around the park>A little thump later and Luna fell on her flank>Luna whimpers as her heard a familiar voice>"Hey watch it! Are you alri...">"Luna opens her eye and saw Celesia>Before Celestia could react, Luna immediately hug Celestia and repeatedly saying "Where were you Celestia! We miss you so much!"
>>15131933MY BACK IS TO THE WALLTAKE THAT IMAGINARY PONE
I WANT TO BE THE LITTLE FILLY.THE CUTE LITTLE FILLY WITH A DRESS.
>>15131977Please make this have a happy ending.Please.
Luna microcomic when?
>>15131973If nobody makes a topic then there isn't one to discuss is there?Go and make one right now.
>Your resistance is cute.>I will enjoy crushing it.
>>15132058He doesn't know anatomy or the innerworkings of pony. He needs to draw a dick
>>15132040Today's topic: ponies.
>>15132087>hey twi how are your teef?
>>15132087>implying she can crush my resistanceSilly pony.Now turn me into a mare and me yours.
Pizza was deliciousAnd I really enjoyed doing something big again.Request, it will be swift.
>>15132104That is a very controversial topic anon
>>15131973It's cuddle ponies edition anon
>>15132126That pizza seems small.
>>15132135Is that one of our contributors?
>>15132135Some poor guy on /fit/ just posted a pony instead of himself in a CBT I guess
>>15132034It was attended from the start.>You ask Celestia who is this pony and Celestia answer that she was her sister in a very, very low tone of voice>You figure that she was as homeless as Celestia when you first met her, so you offer Luna a place in your home>Luna literally pig out on the crappy dinner you made that night>Its a smile you will never forget, and you caught a glimpse of Celestia pouting>you pat her head and tell them to go to their bed. It is their bedtime after all.
>>15132126Pony on a food coma
>>15132135MOOOOOT!!!!!!Where did my picture go?>>15132145That is not the pic I was uploading
>>15132154That was awful
Chin up! Don't bet on sinking ships because they'll only drag you down!You've got to keep on sailing even when you want to frown!The world will keep on turning without matter where you land.You might as well be running when your feet should hit the sand!
>>15132214>Canon fetishes>It's a shit fetishWhy.
>>15132106I wonder if Cloudchaser would get really exciteable on those drinks
>>15132214QuestionWhen did the hub tack on network to the end?
>>15132214oh, new stuff (sorta)
>>15132279To be honest, I cannot picture Candyass talking like a bimbo.
>>15132306She hung with popular shallow ponies in highschool and doesn't like Shining Armor's dorky side
>>15132284Ponka would have made a great Freakazoid.
>>15132316>and doesn't like Shining Armor's dorky sideI'm pretty sure she said something positive about it in the comic
>>15132330Spandex covered pony butt.
>>15132333That seems to be the one thing she thinks is negative about him, really.
IS THAT A BAT PONY?
>>15132214I'm worried how they will handle the whole going into the comic world.
still wonder if the sedusa colouring mlpg gave this pony would look in comparison to the green and purple canon version
>>15132353>>15132387I just see Luna shaping spikes dream world
>>15132387Its Luna. That villain is Luna screwing around with magic again! Maybe to teach Spike a lesson about not staying up too long to read comic books.
>>15132382I think they show that they are visibly pulled into the comic in one of the trailers
>>15132382Magically.>>15132405>>15132413What makes you think it's Luna? The voice actress isn't the same or anything.
>>15132421Animation error. They used customized Luna build.
>>15132421It looks like a sleepover, my guess is spike stays up late to read the comic some more but falls asleep half way, hears something and spike believes they get "sucked into a comic"
So will this episode take place in the future?
>>15132421Its not the first time Luna changes her voice. Clearly, the size, the coat color, even her expression scream out Luna.>implying Luna isn't a comic reading fag herself and use this opportunity to live it
>>15132214Why are they hyping this episode up so much?
>>15132513because someone will die
>>15132473Luna and Nightmare Moon have the same voice actor though
>>15132539Did you kno that rarity is also the same va??? :OOOOOO
>>15132539I was surprised when I found out that she even did Philomena.You could probably have her voice a whole show by her own.
>>15132561WHY ARE HER PUPILS EXCLAMATION POINTS
mlpg why are you se ded
>>15132604Finals are going on
>>15132604I'm masturbating to ponies getting high
i really wish someone would kill me
>>15132604cause you're still here
>>15132604Finals week dude
>>15132604Because people die when they are killed to death
>>15132629I will kill you, alright. With cuteness.
I'm lucky to live elsewhere?I finished my finals almost one month ago
>>15132671My finals are next month
>>15132671Why do you hate freedom?
I could see this episode being the same premise of SiP.>Spike wants to have a more important role with the mane 6>Wishes he wasn't a side kick like the hero of $action_comic$>Stays up late to read more about it falls asleep reading, "wakes up in a dream" to the comic glowing or some shit>Gets all the mane6, they get sucked in>He's the only one who knows what's going on>Realizes being a hero is hard work>Luna turns out the be the maniac teaching him some bs lesson
I wish I was smart enough to attend college.
>no School>have the day off>comfy chair >comfy vidya>browsin' MLPGthis is a good day
>>15132735Not even community college?
>pony will never motherly youhttp://i.imgur.com/t1EWyeU.gif
>>15132767Are you also cuddling your pony plush?
>>15132735I wish I would have been too stupid to visit university.You can never really call it a day, there's always something you still need to do.
>>15132421Why is Rarara so happy?
>>15132795Her head is on fluttershy's butt
>>15132768I'm shit at everything m8,>>15132785I wish NitroTitan would do more transformation stuff.
>>15132795She get to hug best pony.
>>15132787damn right i am
>>15132821what pony is it
>>15132826thats for me to know and you to find out..its a moonhorse plushe
Are you excited for the return of going fast mlpg?
>>15132860no can do buddymaybe some other time
>>15132867Why would it return? I thought hirez ran that shit into the ground
>>15132877but my nightguard can guard your moonhorse!
>>15132880Some guy cracked it and is bringing it back to how it was pre-megapatch. Balancing going on from there. There's a steam group and everything.We developers now.
>>15132912Consider my enthusiasm somewhat limited. That could be a lot of fun though.
>>15132867Isn't Starbound the flavor of the month, with the pony mod and all?>>15132880I assume this.http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/12/14/unofficial-tribes-ascend-modder-tools-released
>>15132928Starbound isn't really flavour of the month so much as 'when is this game going to not suck?'
>>15132905I somewhat hate you for constantly talking about your batpony plushie.
>>15132592She's surprisedWouldn't you be? Realizing it only costs 27.99 from your local fast food take out joint to fall into a coma and be with anons?
>>15133034Well, often enough to make me jealous.
>>15132561>>15133045These are cute but those are really unhealthy for a pony to eat. I am concern for Pinkie's health, now.
Your favorite pony is now the protagonist of the last game you played.How does she fare?
>>15133072Dude, Pinkie is used to eating all sorts of weird shitGreasy pizza is probably the healthiest she's eaten
GUESS WHAT IT'S MONDAYREQUESTS
>>15133095did you draw that thing you said maybe about yesterday
>>15133095SCOOTALOO DOING SICK FLIPS ON HER SCOOTEROR VICE VERSA
>>15133095Hot femanon on stallion action.
Why is luna best pony
>>15133090>Twilight>The Last of Usso ded.>inimsa diedwell said, captcha.
>>15133095CMC Power Ponies
>>15133065Every time you bring it up I'm reminded of the fact that I don't and never will have a plushie.
>>15133095How about a small colt mercilessly riding a bigger femanon sexually?
>>15133095luna getting her tongue stuck to a frozen flagople
>>15133100Waitwhat thingI probably didn't have time or something, I'll do it now I guess>>15133110>Scootaloo's scooter doing sick flips on herwhat
>>15133123well not with that attitude
>>15133015Slanted desks are the worst unless you're a draughtsman. Why do schools use them?
>>15133121CMC would be Powerpuff Girls. Applebloom is Blossom, Sweetie is Bubbles, and Scootaloo is Buttercup.
>>15133129you said you were possibly maybe going out after I asked you to draw a bat horse
>>15133134Attitude doesn't magically produce money.
>>15133153Not that, just Power Ponies versions of the CMC, awful costumes and all.
>>15133159Oh yeah, I'll do that now
>>15133083Anyone played Super Hexagon?
>>15133117Why is Pinkie blue?
>>15133162I'm sorry anon, being out of work sucksI only just managed to get a job again
>>15133199that's a cute deer
>>15133249Wow we really dead today
>>15133296i fear its only a matter of time before we fade into nothingness..then and only then will i be free of this dreadful place
>>15133296Nightpone is the closest thing I have to a waifu
>>15133330how do you feel about nightmarepone?
Pony said she wanted to make a Satyr with you. About halfway through the horrific operation you realize she was actually coming on to you.
>>15133388but I want to make a satyr with pony
Pony shat in your toilet and didn't flush.
>>15133329You will never be free of this place anonIt will haunt your dreams for the rest of your days
we are the beb
>>15133429I want to make a...thing with satyr
>>15133460If you have a baby with a satyr you only end up with a 90% normal human with hooved feet. She trips alot.
I'll get this party going.Mlpg do you like big soft butts or small firm butts?
>>15133388How would I make that mistake? Pony would probably be very up front with her wishes.
Whenever the general devolves into pony says I imagine a very opinionated pony at a computer spamming us.
http://derpy.me/33bijvote on which nic cage movies i stream for nic cage day, if you please
>>15133484medium sized butts of medium firmness
>>15133159here ya go
>>15133460satyr is not only for sexual
>>15133533No no no, that girl is most DEFINITELY for sexual.
>>15133527that coloring reminds me of pip from that one episodecute/10
would you still your waifu if she was a satyr? same personality and such, same ass and tits, just in satyr form
>>15133484soft is good but so is firmsoft like pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes
>>15133459>sexual ice cream
>>15133484Yes, I do.
>>15133556sorry anon its pony or bust with me.
>>15133484Big soft butts.
>>15133533sorry popsbut I'm gonna breed your daughter's ass
>>15133578I thought that said 'workout hours'AJ confirmed for swolest princess
>that fucking feel when you don't have a ghetto booty
>>15133556of course I wouldwhat kind of question is that
Why are you not breeding, darling?
>>15133600I don't think you can breed an ass, Anon...
>>15133556>same ass and tits>tits
>>15133533I wonder if that zipper is secured in any way
>>15132126Is this who I think it is?Please let me have my dreams
Wait, I posted the unfinished version
>>15133653So flat chested I assume.
http://www(dot)livestream.com/agathoidstreaming vintage mlp, come have fun yo
>>15132126Pony says pony, illustrated.
>>15133681still like the sketch version better
>>15133705Had more upper body motion. Was more energetic.
>>15133681Always staring, dead in the eye
>>15133691y no unusual mlp
>>15133578hey, you used this one!
>>15133744satyrs dont have souls anon
>>15133762say that to my face m8
>>15133762they have souls just like you and pony
we need a pony version of this
>>15133773nothing with an ass that big can have a soul
>>15133755unusuals are overratedcollector's vintage is so much cooler
>>151337844chan ate my image
Oh manWhy couldn't they be best filly?
>>15133807Holy shit do want. who sells them?
>>15133807Oh man...I want one.
>>15133820whitedove made them, of course they'll be beautiful and expensive.I would see a Scootaloo, sigh that I couldn't justify buying it and sulk on MLPG.So let's skip to the end.
>>15133760Did I? My apologies. I thought I'd been preempted for that one. Must have misremembered.
>>15133807My autism will only let my buy plushies in one big bundleI can't have them not be wit their friends
when will it be over guys
>>15133807Can I uhhh... borrow them for a few hoursSo I can have a foursome with them
SOMEBODY FIX FURAFFINITY
>no one wants to draw adult scootaloo as a futuristic racer driving a f-zero car
>>15133871>that imageholy shit.
>>15133889I want scootawolf x babs wolf porn but nobody drew it
>>15133820Whitedove is overpriced as fuck, even more than your average well-known custom plushmakerThey're probably like $500+
>>15133889then scrounge some cash up and commision someone
>tfw no pony to snuggle up with you on a lazy afternoon for a nap
>>15133885just use derpibooru or e621 to get your fix you fucking addict.
>>15133662Sometimes when she squats or bends over too far it unzips just a liiiiiittle bit
>>15133820100 BILLION DOLLARS
>>15133871when it stops being profitable
>>15133929anon no! i've already fapped today!
>>15133807I WANT IT
>>15133959>Only fapping once per day.filthy casual
>>15133964fuck off knighty
pudgespills over my hoof
>>15133975I don't know who that is.
>>15133975get fucked grandiose
Quick mlpg we pretend like it is Season 7 the final season of FiM.What did you guys think of Luna and Celestia's departure?
>>15133976I wish I had the vocaroo of that one anon saying that line in a posh accent with classical music playing in the backround
>>15133929oh god...wardrobe malfunctions are my weakness and one of the only things I like about satyrs
>>15133885furrybooru works well. Just use the friendship_is_magic tag.
>>15133929Hint of ponut
>>15134007It was more bullshit than Twilight becoming a super alicorn.
>>15134022transformation into a well endowed satyr
>>15134036I dunno, I thought it was neat how the other princesses beamed their magic to Twilight. Pinkie just looked so happy!
>>15133983>he really was invincible in the game
>>15134050Well, at least they ended it right there before it went full Dragonball Z.
>>15134057>anon turns into a junglefloran pls take your fetishes into the fire
>>15134007>mfw Gilda still hasn't returned once, not even as a background character
>>15134070...that'd actually be pretty cool
>>15134050Man, the final villain was such a let-down.As expected from FUCKING MEGHAN FOR 7 FUCKING YEARS FUCK WHY CAN'T THEY JUST FIRE HER
>>15133996hes the guy with the pony fanfiction site
>>15134057Pony turns into amazon warrior?
>>15134091D'awwI'd hug crazy pone
>>15134091>look at how far I've comeUNF
>>15134070>fetishes into the firefuegophile get back in the trash, your fetish is awful
>>15134007It went about as well as I expected it to. Didn't think it would take this long for Luna to finally have a solo song though. Christ.Still not pleased with how they handled Blueblood's death, but I guess they had to make room for the mane 6 somehow and they couldn't leave any plotholes.
>>15134107Other than a handful of fics, I don't read fanfiction.
>>15134110>>15134111mlpg in two posts folks
>>15134110>>15134111There are two kinds of people
>>15134132yeah its like sitting at the front of the short bus
>>15134007Not terribly surprised after discord finally told the mane 6 that Luna and Celestia were actually responsible for fucking up the moon/sun rotation; and many of the issues equestria has today.
>>15133885I hope you're enjoying that picture of lola bunny
>>15134204that shiny sylveon plush doesn't look too bad
>>15134199>TFW no sexy cavewoman painter character
>>15134199>paintings were done by womenHow the fuck do you even form this theory with credible proof
>>15134204>>15134213>I am so stupid.jpg
Doctor Who is actually a pretty good show
>>15134229You're actually a faggot
>>15134229I watch a show called My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic and I think it's pretty good.
Are the episode rips out?
>>15134229>That big special episode where Tom Baker shows up at the endHoly shit that was good.
>>15134144Satyr turns into amazon warrior?
guys I've stopped fantasising about settling down with pone and instead I want to join the royal guard and make friends with the guards insteadhere's my 2 week notice
>>15134273enjoy working with super incompetents
http://derpibooru.org/498959http://derpibooru.org/498960New Luna Micro covers.
>>15134299I'll finally fit in
>>15134171That is still my favorite Rainbow Shine image
>>15134314wow, that's some interesting inspiration
>>15134314>Luna having to keep a straight face while wearing increasingly ridiculous outfits
>>15134273>you will never clock out and have a big gay orgy in the showers
>>15134328what about this one?
>>15134359That one is very cute but a little 2scarf4me
>>15134351anon plsno sexualmaybe a hug occasionally though
>>15134314interesting use of frida kahlo
guys my luna started singing, what should I do?
>>15134328She's good vs villains.
>>15134373FS pleasethat pony would be cold without that scarfstop hurting the pones
>>15134379maybe find a cute guard mare and form a battle couple
>>15134222well it makes logical sensethe cave men were too busy hunting mastodons and mammoths to have any time to scratch ugly drawings on the wall and the cave women didn't have anything else to do after emptying their boobs into their baby's(ies') mouths.
>>15134393Is she any good?
Pony says you've got parts as long as horse's.
>>15134394Is that game any good?>>15134395>>15134407Anons pls scarves are the gateway drug of pony clothing
>>15134428I've heard better. And it's a pretty sad song about self-isolation. here,I've recorded it.http://mlpg.co/art/src/1365162003361.swf
>>15134458GLITTER GLUE IS A FAGGOT
>>15134458Does this happen often?Maybe you should just ride this one out.
>>15134482YO MOMMA RAISED AN UNCOUTH CHILD
>>15134482I'm denying this because I now am in a relationship.
>>15134439It is.The learning curve is steep in the beginning, but once you get it all down it's fun and very different from traditional tcgs.Plus you can make a deck of only background ponies.
>>15134498you're using a dot, anon. GG doesn't use dots. git gud
>>15134498They know, Weavy
>>15134521They don't know squat
>>15134501>Plus you can make a deck of only background ponies.Game of the year all years
>>15134537Pinot Noir isn't her name because they can't reference alcohol directly on a kid's show.
>>15134541How much do you squat?
>>15134501I really want to play it
>>15134555ConsistentlyI lift while squattingBuns and thighs
I hate this, but I like listening to it. Fuck catchy tunes.
>>15134576GIDDY UP GIDDY UP GIDDY UP GIDDY UP
my soul is as black as this night that I'm calling a day
>>15134576I wanna be your sister
>>15134585oh no, I like that one.THis one is just retarded.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWd7eKXhIs4
>>15134575>not squatting your Powerclean
>>15134556Get in while it's cheapEven if it doesn't take off, the cards are still nice to collect>>15134576http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BwG_ffuE-wevery day for hours
This card's nameI CAN'T
I think it's pretty dumb you guys so frequently complain that all I do is talk about "my girlfriend", or tumblr stuff, when you're always the ones talking about that stuff. It's like blaming the lightbulb for making the room dark when you're the one flicking the light switch.
>>15134679where are her teeth
>>15134666Is there a list anywhere of all the ponies currently in the game?
>>15134673fake GG pls go
DOLPHIN RAPE CAVESAlso I told you about punctation dude, I ain't even gonna quote
>>15134673You mean "your special somepony"You brought this on yourself"I'm taking a trip guys, don't expect much from me for a while" would have worked fine without letting everyone know your personal business.
>>15134010Wonderbolts helping each other get out of their skin tight outfits after an exhausting performance.Gripping the openings of each other's suits and peeling them off each other's sweaty bodies.Then they all go shower together.
>>15134620Thats my favorite pony.
>>15134738here is her lower jaw then
Now where the heck is the REAL Twist?And Diamond Tiara?
oh god the shitposters are jacking off to the thought of fooling the anons for all eternity again
>>15134738shitty circle 0/10
>>15134679That's adorable.(did I miss Twilestia or you haven't started yet?)
>>15133115Here ya go Anon
I hope we get some good songs this season. Even EQG's were better than the CMC episode's one.
>tfw rewatching Wreck-It Ralph>Get to the end again
>Comet Tail>Hale BopperThese card names I swear
>>15134788Thanks, it's exactly as I envisioned it.
>>15134747What a little rebel.
>>15134799it was a good movie. Would it have been even better if ralph died?
>>15134799Man, I love that movie.
>>15134799>tfw no qt imouto
>>15134814noralph deserved that happy ending
>>15134800Don't forget the flavor text
>>15134826Realistic doesn't always mean better in these cases. What if Woody and his friends actually died in the junkyard
>>15134825I'd wreck her little tight sugar pussy
>>15134855and he doesn't use capital letters.jesus, kid you're a tough one to teach.
>>15134858then it would have been a better movie
>>15134757It's my style.>>15134760Finals week and I have to ink, maybe color, and maybe add a background to that twily pic for my tumblr before I do any more requests
>>15134880you have no soul
>>15134870I bet it gets all gooey and sticky after a good working.But in a good way.Not an STI sort of way.
>>15134870>not Taffyta's delicious brown ganguro snatch
>>15134875You definitely know my ins and outsDid you know cell phones auto capitalize now when line swipingThey even put in apostrophesI could go back and decapitalize everything manuallyIf it makes me more believable
>>15134924please, we can have all of them. Besides, everyone knows taht vanellope is cuter.
>>15134940Post pony or get the fuck out.
Twilight turning anon into a cute mare and rutting him with her magical futa-cock
>>15134976Nohooves please contain your boners.
>>15135009He cant, he has no hooves to cover it with.
I wish I had a drinking buddy
>>15134882you didn't answer my questionwhere is her lower jaw
>>15135022Surely there must be an appropriate drinking buddy out there anon
>>15135022what about a regular buddy?
>>15134855>>15134940There is one way to prove it.Post on your Tumblr?
>>15135042Me myself and eye
>>15135030Right below her upper
it's all wrong. The execution is wrong, he doesn't even care about this sort of things, the whole ordeal is just a pathetic attempt to cover up posting ignorance.It's just plain wrong.
>>15135022I wish I was afraid of being intoxicated, but no one can get their wishes.
GG isn't online, so I'm going to assume he isn't posting right now.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW THOSE PONES ARE FUCKING SEXY
>>15134882>Finals week and I have to ink, maybe color, and maybe add a background to that twily pic for my tumblr before I do any more requestsoh, what is your tumblr?
>>15135089On my phone right nowSkype app is garbage so I'm not using it
>>15134948No. I want only Taffyta. I want to stretch her out. I want to pound her so hard her roots show. I want to make her mascara run til her cheeks are black. In my race, she comes first and last and always takes pole position. She's gonna look like cream pie a la mode after the first night.
>>15135129Even if it is shit, you could just sign on for a sec and I can confirm
>>15131933If I don't turn around, I can pretend she's still there.
>>15134856this shit is amazingI really hope I end up getting a box of these instead of a pack just so I can read all the text
CUTE COLTGET YOUR FAGGOT ASS IN HERE
>>15135204There is really nobody around to actually play it with but it would certainly be neat to collect some favorite pones
>>15135156Its 20 something megabytes Im not bothering to download all over again just becauseQuit moaning so much
>>15135233Sure, fake GG
NoHooves and BonBon's prenup
>>15135245This joke sucks.
>>15135266Most MLPG "jokes" suck.
>>15135262>>15135271Time pone is just a manwhore that shall never get anywhere with my waifu
Rarity is a slut
Rarity is not a slut.
Everyone in this thread is now an honorary wonderbolt. Suit up.
Post your headcanon
>>15135279I am just so fucking done with "tee-hee NoHooves loves Bon Bon andTwilight Sparkle isn't it HILARIOUS!"
Pony told me that she was a "hot and bothered astronaut" who was "crashing, while jacking off" to "buffering vids of Asher Roth eating applesauce"
>>15135364what the fuck is wrong with her butt
>>15134935>my butt is so...wide?
>>15135375That could be applied to literally every "joke" that MLPG loves to repeat over and over.But at this point, bitching about it won't solve anything so it's best to just ignore it, or filter it if it really gets under your skin.
Someone please write a lewd drug fic
>>15135368Twilight's friends become alicorns and we get a new cast of characters.Those new cast of characters need to learn about friendship while Twilight and friends are starring as cameos and guide them.Also the new cast is angsty as fuck and MLPG hates them.
So mlpgShould I attempt to bullshit?
>>15135426No, don't be a dick. Especially to a game retailer.
>>15135404>pony whispers into your ear "lets do a line~">"B-But I'm straightedge, pony, that's wrong and illegal!">and then they fuckedAre you hot yet? did I win a Pulitzer prize?
>>15135439I like that cute colts mane
I'm drinking! Give me something to greentexct!
>>15135480Dash/Scoots 1 on 1 coaching.
>>15135451I didn't like it.
>>15135480Shinning Armor teaching anon the importance of thinning paints
>>15135461Would you brush it?
>>15135368Fluttershy grew up in a really disfunctional family
>>15135521If it needs brushing, yeah.
>>15132785I wish this was done better.
>>15135426Still no word from goHastings and my order is still set to ship today or tomorrowI honestly didn't expect them to do that, that's a really nice email though so I wouldn't force it
>>15135204epic and amazing?
>>15135439I didn't need anything, you're just fun to have around
>>15135665don't patronize me, anon
>>15135595>>15135575What about catch? Would you play catch with him
>>15135640Yeah, I just approved the 10 packs.I'll probably end up buying a box eventually anyway.
>>15135693I would play catch. Anything fun. Even jenga.
>>15135493>"Ok squirt, so you wanna be a high flyer like me, huh? Well welcome to lesson one!">the two of them are standing on a cliff high in the sky. The valley floor is far below, shrouded in mist >"Rainbow Dash I don't think th-">"Thats your first mistake! Stop thinking. Flying isn't about thinking, its about doing! Now you see that flag on the cliff on the other side of the valley?">"No.">"I want you to zip over there, get it and bring it back here as fast as you can.">"Go go go go!">Scootlaoo gallops to the edge, leaps over the side and plummets like a stone>Dash waits patiently for her to return>After three days she thinks of calling it a night>>15135513>"I really appreciate this you letting me help of your Slugmen army, anon.">"Don't touch me.">"Is this your first army?">"Yes. Why?">"Well its just....you only have the coat paints. You need to put to put on a base first and also thin the paints.">"Way ahead of you.">Anon takes out a very large can of paint thinner and cracks it open>"I don't think thats a good idea!">"Why?">"Besides the fact we only need a little oil, thats stuff is making a lot of fumes and this basement isnt very well....ven....vent-a...vetna...zzzzzz">"Don't tell me how to do my Slugmen you ugly....stupid....shit....shoehorn....zzzzzz">The two pass out on top of each other>Cadance checks on them from time to time from the top of ht stairs and thinks them napping like that is the cutest thing
And now GG is on skype
>>15135722DID SOMEONE SAY JENGA
>>15135639In what specific ways?
>>15135451Where's pony pushing straightedge anon's face into the coke?Anon I'm straight edge, I NEED this.
>>15135384Too much poundage.
>>15135712Dude at the prerelease I went to they were passing around preorder forms for $90 boxes.Check your local brick and mortar store.
>>15135801More like not enough poundageAs in poundingLike having sex with
>>15135765It just seems so... rubber hose-y. Too all over the place. Tone down the lactation below faucet level, give the boob more weight, and for god's sake give her an expression.
>>15135811>throw Smarty Pants into the cockpit>sit back and watch Mac wreck shit
>>15135848>rubber hose-yThat's not what that means at all.
>>15135760That was such a silly panel. I'm glad they did that.
>>15135831Not that anon but it doesn't even look real. And Spitfire isn't really the sort of character that'd have a huge ass.She'd be the firm, taught kind.
>>15135878>all athletes are flat. The internet said so
>>15135878>Her butt jiggles as she flies
Next year is the year of the horse according to the chinese Zodiac
>>15135805They're cheaper on Amazon including shippingHell I'd probably be able to get them on ebay cheaper
>>15135927Sparity a shit, actually.
>>15135805My local brick and mortar store told me they only sell Magic, Pokemon and Yugioh. Fuck those comic book dweebs. The generic stories only sell the booster packs for $4.99 a pop.
>>15135943and the trend of you having terrible opinions holds true
Is your pony winter ready?
BUT GUYSYOU CANT FUCK EQUINE VAGINA!
>>15135874Whatever, just not so comically squash and stretch.
>>15135919which means more zodiac ponies! aww yiss
http://strawpoll me/877289fuck you spam filter goddamn
>>15135916>sometimes when she flies just right, you can hear it whistle
>>15135977Man, that pone sure is ready for a good, public fuck.
>>15135927someone color this
>>15135977Yes pony is prepared and wearing the proper equipment, pic related
>>15135978Yeah you can.If you like 100-200$ and live in a state where bestiality is legal.
>>15135995would it sound like a Junkers Ju 87?
>>15135943This is the only opinion of yours I can't agree with
>>15135898>every humanization must have huge thighs and a fat gut regardless of who the character is
>>15135977She's overprepared, if anything
>>15135977Yep. We have enough warm sweaters, blankets, and hot cocoa to last the season.
>>15136020Woah. That's not where I thought that was going.
>>15136020anon please i saw this comic you cant post that here
>>15136020I liked it more as cute
>>15135943>Having this shitty of a taste in ships
>>15136029Spike seems to be the biggest source of our disagreements.Hemi or none.
>>15135977Isnt Pinkie Pie always winter ready?She has such big poofy hair
>>15136068>Raritits and Twink SpikeNot bad
>>15135760>you will never be famous enough to get paid to play board games on stage in front of hundreds of people who see you as a god
where is this thread going
>>15136115can you post imgur of this
>>15136124>http://derpibooru.org/498668I don't see Andrea as a godBut she has divine thighs
>>15136075None it is then.
>>15136068>Twilight told me>Twilight and Rarity are having lunch>"Oh by the wary RArity, I heard Spike talking in his sleep about you giving him a hoof job!">She says this with no tact >Everyone in the restaurant heard
why can't i have a ghetto booty mlpg?
>>15136149...Why was that selected
>>15136172Yeah, I'm disappointed. I was wanting the gif of Andrea rubbing her leg nonchalantly in that yellow dress.
>>15136154then how does he poop?
>>15136171You can, just get Ms. New Booty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znUS2KqPYCw
>>15136190Dragons don't poop.
>>15136226then where does the jewels he eat go?
>>15136188You are in luck, friend
>tfw modest sized cock fetish>tfw never ever catered to
>>15136227and done. cute, but not enough to fap to. maybe if it was a fic or something.
>>15136139It's okay if the minor is a boy and the adult is a girl, right?
http://www(dot)livestream.com/agathoidwatching 2 guns, it's a kind of cool action flick, pretty over the top
>>15136130I want to brush her teeth
>>15136263>still no decent porn of that dressFuck sake people. We know that EG sucked, but that dress was fine.
>>15136246That is not the penis of a minor.
I want to be the slutty ponyI want to be the slutty humanI want to be the slutty satyrI want to be the slutty diamond dog
>jessy being ignoredGood, you're learning.
>>15136246Tumblr would have a field day with a question like that
>>15136243The fuck is Twilight doing in Rarity's house?
>>15136130Plane pony a qt
what the fuck is this?
>>15136329it's 2 different scenes. one in twilight's house and the other in rarity's house
>>15136329Spike went home and it was all a dream
>>15136263shake it bake it booty quake it
>>15136353Then why is his jacket in Rarity's house
>>15136336Warity makes me unf.Warity infecting other ponies with the werediamond dog curse would be an unf concept for a fic.
>>15136353This. He probably came while sleeping.
>>15136344I believe that is a walking stick of butter with a face
>>15136367Anon, those are two different universes.One, where Spike went home and dreamed of fucking Rarity.And the other, where Spike had sex with Rarity.
>>15136227>cumming insideThe fact that she wanted his dick so bad indocates that she was ovulating. I hope Spike is ready to be a father.
>>15136367he got a boner, didn't know how to react and ran home
Do you think there will be a season 4 episode without any r34 fuel?
>>15136434The latest episode didn't?
>>15136233Do I look like a dragon expert to you?
>>15136294If you were in spike's position it sure would be.
>>15136434It's impossible. People will fap to anything, and are capable of making sexual innuendo from anything.
>>15136246No, it's still rape.
>>15136300You need to make up your mind anon, lest you become some kind of mutated combination of all of them
>>15136263Do you guys think Rarity and Sweetie would inherit their mom's amazing badonk?
>>15136246Only if they're in love
I love this pony the most. She is cool and blue and fast and surprisingly good with kids. Which pony do you love the most?
>>15136246Have you ever read bikini cowboy? That should explain everything
>>15136246Just follow your boner. It's always right unless you start viewing actual child porn or molesting minors. Then you went too far.
>>15136514>goat drew more buttsDid he do derpybutt?
>>15136531I love this pony the most. She is kind and yellow and quiet and suprisingly good with embodiments of chaos.
>"Slut" isn't appropriate for the workplace, use "Woman who prefers taking breaks more often than usual".
>>15136508Okay then.I want to be a diamond dog satyr with pony ears and a dragon tail.and griffon claws.
>>15136602Friendshrek is dreck
>>15136602friendship is magic~
>>15136594Not griffon paws?
>>15136602Friendship is __gay
the quality of posts in mlpg is not very good right now
>>15136645Much the the quality of youOHHHHHHH
straight edge anons and drug user anons having a tickle fight with the lights off at a MLP-themed sleepover
>>15136594>mix and matchingThat has to be cheating!
>>15136634Okay then, paws.I want to be discord's daughter
>>15136639>you will never mwah mwah mwah a pretty princess that lubs you
>>15136639I like those two
>>15136680are they sweaty?
>>15136669they're tickling each others dicks, aren't they...
>>15136669>implying i would ever leave the house
>>15136669But what if drugs turn me on?Also I don't leave the house
I want to get my dick sucked by Anon
I want to suck pony's dick
>>15136645get used to it.you had one and a half years to do so and still haven't.
>you will never have passionate sensual sex with your human waifu
Part of me is excited for this episode, but the other part of me is expecting a cringeworthy mess
>>15136731He wants to suck yours, too.
>>15136246It's not as bad
>>15136240Anon sometimes you piss me off.Sometimes I'm embarrassed to share my name with you.But sometimes,Sometimes you're alright.
>>15136700got the post meant to go with that?
You know what's awesome about the holidays? Shopping for pony stuff and not getting judged.
>>15136749Flutterhulk looks good but I fear it is going to hit too much on fanon dreams
>>15136777How many mares are too many?
Guess who forgot how to draw again
>>15136797You never knew how in the first place!
>>15136783>flutterhulk>looking good>in s4 animation styleLEL
>see part 1 of the lipstick rarity kissing a cock>its some guys fukken wolf fursonaRUINED
>>15136797JJ?Oh wait he could never draw
>>15136772Because I don't want it to be
>>15136369... did Dufel made that?
>>15136693she has lots of pretty pony friends, maybe one of them will?
>>15136828>xieril never finished that request
>>15136701Oh god, the bottle of lotion makes that picture. Why else would you put the lotion on the desk?
>>15136855dry, cracked hands?
>>15136853Nine days till wha OH MY GOD CHRISTMAS IS IN NINE DAYS
>>15134788unf as fuck
>>15136797>got a little bit farther than dooksI WIN
>>15136701I don't know why you keep mocking me with that picture, I'm comfortable with my situation.
>>15136853>tfw most christmas shopping done with enough left over for bus farebretty gut feel
>>15136797Feliez Navidad Senior dooks
>>15136805>>15136821Yes, also hello anon!>>15136808Fair point, but at least I could lay down shapes before easier, now it just burns my wrist every time I try.Anyways, how have you guys been? How are you liking the new episodes?
>>15136882thats what makes it even more hilarious
>>15136881>filenameHey now why would you insult such a cute pone like that
>>15136870Fuck, it is coming up isn't it
FA's back up
>>15136893Not very. Daring Don't was mediocre and Flight to the finish is the worst CMC episode.
>>15136893I've been enjoying them. Last episode was eh CMC/10 but I liked it still. Looking forward to Power Ponies.
>>15136869In all seriousness he has a lot of skin rolls rubbing against themselves which certainly could lead to rashes. >>15136882You should probably keep some lotion on your desk too.
>>15136914>worst CMCExcept that Call of the Cutie exists.
>>15136893episodes 1,2,3, are GOAT. 4 was a stinker and 5 was filler, but the adorable kind
>>15136893They're alright I guess. We'll see what the season brings.How did Jailbait's funeral go?
FttF was QUALITY
I bet Fluttershy and Dash would be the most fun to have a threesome withDash would be fucking you like crazy while Fluttershy would sit on your face and passionately make out with DashThey'd probably switch roles every so often too
>>15136783I don't get what you mean by that.
>>15136929Thats not a CMC episode.
>>15134057Amazonian Celestia with a motherly air about her and overactive sweat glands
>>15136931>4 was a stinkeno it wasn't
>>15136898I don't know how it's hilarious.>>15136917But I don't have skin rubbing against skin or get rashes.
>>15136907its slow as shit right now, i was really looking forward to jacking it to furries
>>15136455>implying no fuel added to Ms. Harshwhinny R34oh you
>>15136961Honestly, I didn't much like itSure dash making silly faces and nerding out was completely adorable, but Darring Do being real kinda soils the fun for me.the absurdity of her situations workedbecause of her pulpy nature. Now that the threats and danger are real, they are kind of hard to accept.
>>15136985>Now that the threats and danger are real, they are kind of hard to accept.is dis nigga srs?
Dang, those are some mixed opinions on the episodes, personally I haven't watched any new episodes after episode 2, with that being said, I'll go look for them and watch them haha.>>15136936>How did Jailbait's funeral go?????
>>15136974Yeah, same here. Was hoping my favorite furry fetishists to flood my submissions with art that they couldn't upload.but nope, not a peep yet
>>15136853but why hold off until Christmas?there's ponies waiting for you right now!
>>15136997Yes I am.Polsky confirmed that celestia knew that shit and decided to do nothing. I am aware that DD has the situation under control, but I have trouble accepting the idea that nobosdy does anything.
>>15136931you can't have more than one "greatest of all time"that's stupidGOAT is a stupid acronym
deck the trees with little ponies
>>15136939>Fluttershy would sit on your face and passionately make out with DashI love stuff like this. Not even the fucking part. Just two girls making out on top of you. I read a mango recently that was just that and it was hot as hell
>Hey anon, I just won two tickets to see the new hobbit movie! You wanna go see it? I-I mean if you're not busy or anything
>>15136972I still don't understand.
>>15137049Oh god another namefag who spends his time in the thread talking about pony porn rather than something worth while
>>15137057I would love to Dash
what is best ship
>>15137086Canon established ones, like the Sparkles or Cakes
>>15137086Pony x Anon
>>15137086That one and RariJack
>>15137068oh god another idiot who complains about stupid shit instead of ignoring itand he doesnt use a name so there is no way to filter his bullshit whining
>>15137057You stupid horse I wanted to see Frozen
>>15137086These two obviously
Pony is ready for a night of high impact booping.
>>15137133oh yes, all the unicorns
>>15137068Pony porn isn't worthwhile?
>>15137103>SparklesWhat? Is that Shining armor and twilight?
>>15137135Easier then saying "Twilight Velvet and Night Light"
>>15137133Why does anon's mom let him have 3 unicorns?
>>15137037TRAA LAA LAA LAAAA LA LALALAL LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALAALAAAAAALAAALAAAA
>>15137174Don't worry anon, you can have all the filthy mud ponies.
Your two favorite ponies just locked your cock in a chastity belt and handcuffed your hands and feet to the bed. Now they're passionately making out and fondling eachother all over right on top of you, and they're so into eachother they have forgotten that you are there
>>15137199i want to see a futa marker from kevinsano now that he is pretty decent
>>15137203dibs on this one
>>15137228Best be careful you'll poke your eye out
>>15137203Dibs on the pegasi
>>15137194RARARARARARA RATAMARI DAMACY
>>15137255Dibs on the-Godammit!
>>15137236That's the 2nd hottest mudpone I've ever seen.
>>15137255Of course you'd want the high impact sexual violence horses
>>15137203I'll take the earth pones if he does not want them
>>15137255Dibs on the alicorns.
>>15137263>you will never be smothered by a Katamari of delicious pony feets
>>15137291Those are off limits anon, you can't just start sleeping with princesses.
>>15137291Jeez Jimmy, you're mom lets you have FOUR princesses?
Can I have the personhorses?
>>15137291But one of them is already taken.
>>15137305Get in line.
>>15137304with 5 more on the way!
>>15137307I wonder what they smell like
>>15137297Those feet look awfully sweaty
>>15137319Shiny's a cool guy he can join.
>>15137326its shit and from a time when kevinsano was shit
>>15137333lilac and lavendar
>>15137023Her getting involved might have some consequences to DD.
>>15137304I can't wait for the five other ones.
I want to be a slutty pony.
You have 1 sentence to WOW your waifu into staying with you.GO
>>15137391IMMA KILL MYSELF IF YOU LEAVE
All the ponies except Twist are teleported to earth.
>>15137391I am very rich.
>>15137297What is it that people like about feet?It's apparently a common fetish, but...I dunno.
What fetish should I fantasize about before sleeping in hopes to have a lucid dream about it?
Pony told me about how she played you earlier, and she said "his bitch ass didn't do shit"
>>15137391Y-you have pretty eyes
>>15137391has never failed me before
>>15137391I don't care if you leave, just turn me into a mare and take me to Equestria.
>>15137391i'd mention that her stars were so much more vivid than our stars, and in greater number
>>15137401Poor TwistI bet that would be very confusing for her
>>15137415You know the one, anon
Still no email about the title, maybe ordering later and getting it from a different seller is actually going to turn this in my favor
>>15137391i have a good computer and the government pays me money for having a mental disability.if she is not impressed then she can burn in hell with the other marijuana smokers.
>>15137486I do, but I wanted to give those with lesser fetishes a chance to sway me
>>15137481She would be in charge of breeding with all the half earth ponies in equestira to repopulate it.
>>15137391"Fingers."There are some things that claws can't substitute.
Are there any good Celestia waifu fics? I'd prefer humanized, but pony is just as fine. I'm fine with clop as well.
>>15137504Are ponies not fetishy enough for you anymore? Really? I think you've been here too long.
>>15137524Google is good for that
>>15137391"I put on a pot of coffee and pressed your suits, your meeting is at 10 am."
>>15137535Ponies haven't been enough for me since probably 2009, anon.
>>15137552Anon I think you should take a step back and look at your life.
>>15137524Exchange is goodhttp://pastebin.com/b84cTjFa
>>15137391I love you
>>15136794The amount needed to drain your balls dry.
>>15137391"Come with me if you want your cutie mark."
>>15137490I think you're angry that I'm happy.
>>15137543But I don't know where to start!>>15137571Thanks, anon!
>>15137543>google futa sweetiebelle fics>0 resultsdang
>>15137570It's going pretty well.I know it's strange to think of someone who enjoys fetishes as successful, but the people you see every day are just as depraved.But we're off topic. What's your fetish?
>>15137504Imagine your cock ravaging that ass and cumming so much that you can see her belly rise like dough in an oven.
>>15137610No Problem. Keep in mind that it starts off pretty weird, but it ends up being really good.
>>15137391Do you want chocolate or vanilla? Because I made both
>>15137431Too bad, this ass won't be divided by a zero
>>15137614That's good anon, as long as you're balancing your fapping life with your real life. I just worry that you'll be like those guys in fursuits and make your fetish your lifestyle.
>>15137591That'd probably work too.
>>15137631No, I don't want that.
>>15137591You can't waifu all three of them.
is fimfiction the only place to search for fics? cause im not finding shit here
>>15137614I think a better question is what ISN'T my fetish.I get pleased too easily sometimes, although it takes some pretty kinky stuff.
>>15137706ponychan or theroundstable
>>15137706did you register an account and enable lewd?
>>15137707Well tell me your current favorites.
>>15137391There are tons of wild animals living around my house. There are bears and deer and rabbits fucking everywhere.
>>15137391I love you, and I actually mean it when I say it.
>>15137391I must break you.
>>15137610https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B8hzFno-KzESLWJVeDNqeFc1cWs/edithttps://docs.google.com/file/d/0B8hzFno-KzESVTI4emo3dTlDazA/editPersonal favorites. There's also SmutAnon's human Celestia fics. They're fantastic.>>15137720I'm pretty sure you can enable lewd without an account now.
>>15137391I'm pregnant with your foals
>>15137737oh my, is it heat season?
>>15137729Inflation, expansion of almost any kind, transformation both animate and inanimate, bondage, teasing, mind control, hypnosis, rubber, and that's all I can up at the moment.
My headcanon is that all ponies go into heat at the same time, and it is a week-long holiday full of feasts and fucking.
>>15137764>books you and your penis can read together
>>15137737Only one allowed, Anon. "Cheat" the system by using a semicolon.
>>15137800our fetish compatibility is VERY LOWsorry anon
>>15137810My headcannon is stallions have to be shared
>>15137800i can never understand the inflation or diaper fetishes.how the fuck are those even sexual
>gilga's disgusting attitude
>>15137812>Tales to unf to
>>15137864That's not even the best Macintosh ship
>>15137391I have a record of every major book, science, fiction, history, to ever be published in my world, want to see?
>>15137829Then what do you like? Keep in mind that was all I thought up at the moment.Also, to add more to the list: sissy, gender swap, "sissification," "bimbofication," boys that look more like girls, cross-dressing, and that's all I can think up for now.
>>15137837The other two would probably scramble saying "I saw him first I NEED that cutie mark!" Then it would devolve into a fight.
>>15137831Does that mean I have a higher chance of getting to fuck pone?
>>15137909body odor is my all-time biggest fetish. even though my other favorites change monthly almost, BO stays on top.
>>15137810My headcanon is that Fluttershy turns into a succubus during heat and all stallions evacuate Ponyville during that time.I never finished that fic sadly, but the Doctor Who references turned me off. Having Twilight positively drip to pony Neil Gaiman was hilarious though, plus Pinkie and pony Iron Chief was also funny.
>>15137919Yeah Mares out rank stallions 5 to 1.All must do their parts
>>15137955I didn't choose my fetish
>>15137956I don't really like any straight ships with Big Macintosh, but that one is, by far, the worst
>>15137929Then, going back to your earlier question, you can go to sleep to the thought of sniffing the Hell out of your favorite character's privates after he/she had a loooooong day at work.
>>15137980I love you. Please don't ignore me
>>15137976That's the case for many of us. That's why I wish people don't give each other a hard time on fetishes.
>>15137994JUST TALK TO HIM YOU STUPID HORSE
>tfw bitcoins are down to shit>tfw I wanted to cash out some to buy some presents
>>15137861I'm too busy to explain myself. You'll have to ask someone else.
>>15137986Well into the summer months, in a very labor-intensive position, and in a stuffy uniform, I'd hope.thanks anon, now I can sleep soundly
>>15138024I would take in Rarity and her sister and ask what happened to their parents
>>15138024>not cashing out 90% of your buttcoins when they hit 900$
>>15138024>mfw I'm still up more than 200%
>>15137994Shame I'm emotionally dead now or that might have made me feel. I liked that fic.
>>15138000I don't really dislike anyone for having fetishesunless it's diaper shit, I just make it known that it's not mine and I rib them a little bit.And claim that mine are better, of course.
>>15137955>Wanting someone to explain their fetishbut why?
Why aren't you enjoying your summer with pony?
>>15137391Lets be sad together and listen to mopey music
>>15138024>Didn't see this comingI told you that you should have converted them into the black market standard, hookers and blow.
>>15138063>Wheaties sees that Putting Your Hoof Down is on TV.png
>Pinkie Pie has bee partying day and night and passes out across your lap>Rainbow Dash had just enough time for a shower after nonstop training before falling asleep leaning on you>Applejack is so beat from bucking she's just a warm mass leaning on your shoulder>Twilight has been reading so much she can't keep her eyes open arnymore and just wants to cuddle your arm>Rarity is equally fazzled from sowing all day and just wants to be held>Fluttershy is there too
>Season 7>all the main characters except for Pinkie Pie are dead, they have just been replaced with time travel doubles.
>>15138099GO HOME FLUTTERSHY
>>15137720>make account >check out the groups for my fetishes>see thisi nostalgiad