Another Saturday draws to a close, pulling the curtain on the latest CMC episode. Roll the drums, it's time to practice flag carrying!Once more for the late crowd:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4cu-YkElScFlight to the Finish in 1080phttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq4MNpGIZJcPower Ponies PromoLuna micro and #14 are still scheduled for next week as far as I know, and Power Ponies is next Saturday!Enjoy the night!>>15092656Previous thread.
I claim this thread in the name of Pink.
>>15098072Do you think Scootaloo has those nightmares where she's falling and doesn't wake up before she hits the ground?
I like this thread more
>>15097997 #The song did not ruin the episode, and if you can't come to terms with the fact that songs are an integral part of FiM and MLP in general, then maybe you should just admit that you're only here for the fandom and don't really even like the show.
>>15098207I don't drink, I'm straight edge
>>15098209>>15098166It did because it did nothing to advance the plot, like say WWU (explained what WWU was to Ponyville and what everyone had to do) or May The Best Pet Win (introducing the pets). it was just a filler song that used up time better served with Scoots' insecurities vs AB and Sweetie.I do know that songs are important to FIM, but that doesn't mean that all of them are good.
>>15098199(>>15097997, >>15098166)It was a CMC episode, CMC episodes are generally bad. The exceptions are exceptions because they involve other characters more. Cases in point: Sleepless in Ponyville, Cutie Mark Chronicles, and Ponyville Confidential.To improve the episode, they could have included more of Rainbow Dash and expanded on her relationship with Scootaloo.
So, who's ready for FlutterHulk next week?As well as the awkward porn that will follow?
>>15098216Whats it like living a life thats NO FUN ALLOWED?im just kidding i dont really care if you don't drink. Its cool
Threadly reminder that the comics are objectively superior to the show.
>>15098283I dont like to compare the two, they are great in their own ways and I love them both for it
>>15098263>CMC episodes are generally bad.Outside Cutie Pox and now Flight to the Finish, I really can't think of a bad CMC episode.
Do you have what it takes to become a guard?
>>15098216yeah I was just about to say how edgy you were
>>15098305Only Flight wasn't bad, it was mediocre, and QT Pox was fine
>Celestia wants to know if her but is big enough to be the barer of your child
>>15098271>Ask something>Okay no one really cares>Cares enough to post an redundant reply>>15098313I don't know how not being straight edge is edgy.and if that's the joke, then it's a shit joke
>>15098277Yeah, but it's annoying that he has to label himself with the "straight edge" bullshit. I'm better than you guys cause I'm straight edge.
>>15098312>luna is a teenWhy the hell does this exist?
>>15098305Really? You really thing Show Stoppers and Stare Master are better episodes than Flight to the Finish?
>>15098331I don't think he ever implied that, he just said no he doesnt drink and why. I think its you that has a negative preconception of straight edge people that you automatically think he is trying to be superior to you.
>>15098325I don't want to have children with CelestiaI don't want to have children with a pony
>>15098327Kek.You're looking way to deep into it buddy.
>>15098352Haven't watched the new one yet, but niether of those are bad. The only bad CMC episode is family appreciation day. Although I can't actually say if the new one is good or bad yet.
>>15098356Pony doesn't want you to have children at allPony wishes you didn't exist
>>15098353"Straight edge" sounds like something that is fighting a cause.
>>15098386too badpony is going to have a pretty satyr child regardless of whether she wants it or not
>>15098352Yes. Show Stoppers was great outside the song (way too cringe worthy for me), and SM was average (winning out thanks to FS and Soul Sweetie)Flight to the Finish is easily their weakest episode yet.>>15098381>hating on FADStep right the fuck back, you faggot.
>>15098391"teetotaller" was dated and sounded bad, so they had to dress it up to make it popular for the 12 year olds.
>>15098381FAD was pretty good, though.
>>15098446Batman was a teetotaller, that's pretty bad ass.
Pone wants to snuggle
lovin the new song
>>15098446>>15098470but teetotaller refers to somebody who just doesn't drink much, not somebody who avoids drink on principle
>>15098483Can I snuggle different ponies?Those ponies are bright and have very sharp horns.
>>15098231There's plenty of episodes that hardly have a coherent plot to begin with. It's not really how this show works, and if you expect and demand such things from it, you're only setting yourself up for disappointment.Your argument is that the song has to advance the plot to be good, while in Dressed for Success, they could have easily cut the entire song and just shown the clips with the dress adjustments. The song didn't advance the plot, but still contributed immensely to the episode.This episode was just poorly written to start with, and a mediocre song fits right into the mediocre episode.
>>15098235Where's the gif of her trying to break through the hoop, but failing?And beyond that, a loop of her attempting to break through.
>>15098356>Doesn't want to have demigod childrenDon't be a pussy. Luna can shape shift into different forms I'm sure Celestia could manage transforming into a goddess tier woman
>>15098368I think you're trying to save face that you actually bothered to reply to say that you don't care, but you do care enough to reply and to reply to that post.And due to your "punctual reaction image" style of posting I'm guessing you're not straight edge and trying effectively tell me to fuck off because of my values.Also you have the use of "kek" which only goes to drive my suspicion that you're probably from /v/ or some other boar where the word would be common.See that, what I just wrote looking far too into it, if you honestly didn't care you wouldn't make a reply to begin with.>>15098446Tetotaller also only means alcoholic beverage, it doesn't include drugs.Also straight edge was awkwardly born from the hardcore punk scene so I guess it's how the term came to be called.
>>15098499Teetotaling:1. of, relating to, or practising abstinence from alcoholic drink>>15098470Batman was a furfag who dressed in a fursuit
>>15098517>That terrible FPSIt kills everything
>>15098533>straight edge was born from the hardcore punk seenHa ha, no, it was born from old christian conservatives who wanted to make teetotalling appealing to young teenagers.
>>15098499"Teetotalism refers to either the practice of, or the promotion of, complete abstinence from alcoholic beverages." Not according to Wikipedia but I dunno. I always thought it was complete abstinence. >>15098536Really dude? Man I miss /co/...
>>15098518I still don't want to have children with them
>>15098407FAD was dull, nothing happened. I didn't really buy into the whole "senile but wise" sort of character they portrayed with granny. I would have preferred an explicitly wise granny who simply didn't catch up to the times. This would have been a more interesting approach to both her character and the moral of the episode, instead they genuinely make it look as if she was insane until the explanation at the end.
>>15098518No, I think while Luna certainly has a affinity for shapeshifting and transformation magic, she never went so far as to change her body's basic geometry (or that of the spiders)There's no indication that Celestia would have all of Luna's abilities.
>>15098349Because, despite being over a 1,000 years old like her big sister, Luna is still emotionally a teenager. For alicorns, physical aging and emotional maturity don't necessarily run at the same pace.
>>15098605thats some headcanon you got there
>>15098533He's saying no one cares because you bitch about your values every fucking day. Lots of people were tired of your shit when you started posting. I don't really care either though so whatever.
>>15098561http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_edgeVegetarian diet doesn't really mix with the idea that it was brought up by old christian conservatives, not to mention caffeine and prescription drugs.Also noting the last line on the second paragraph " Disagreements often pertain to the primary reasons for living straight edge. Straight edge politics vary widely, from left-wing and revolutionary, to conservative" so I can see where you get the idea>>15098618>Bitch about them everydayYeah that doesn't happen unless someone starts or posts something related to the discussion of alcohol and drugs.
>>15098616Because horses aren't humans.
>>15098585On today's episode of Where are they now
>>15098597She turned into a thorn.
>>15098610They're pretty nice, aren't they?
>>15098567> visible vulvaIsn't that just asking for ding dong banu?
>>15098533Do you honestly go on this rant every night?
>>15098605Luna looked pretty mature in her time right before NMM happenings.
I got heroin but it was too snowy to get a blindbag pone, was gonna get one for myself and one each for both of my younger brothers(I'm a closet show watcher, they found out about the show around a year after it first came out). I hope I get a Twily, I'll throw it away if it's Rarity.
>>15098651Hmm, you have a point there, but I'll still argue that those and the shadowbolts were a powerup from NMM who is cloud-based to begin with and doesn't really seem to even have a form. Yes, I'm going off the comics, deal w/ it.
>>15098672>That much.Of course your a Twilight fan.
>>15098585I saw ross on AGDG a week or two ago.>>15098672kill yourself
>>15098639>Ted Nugent>punk>teetotallerHa ha, oh wow.
Why are they so perfect?
>>15098672>[x] blog updatedJust go away.
>Pone is in heat>Asks you how humans deal with heat
>>15098672Sony sells heroin now?
I think this is the first real fight the CMC have had with each other. Thanks to Corbette's delivery, they're fun to hear."Ah'm tired, and ah'm HONGREE!"
>>15098660I've posted it before without getting a ban or a warning. I rarely notice it so I kind of forget that's a lewd picture sometimes.
>>15098666Well it's apparent to me that there's a lot of drug users and alcohol drinkers on MLPG that apparently hate straightedge people.
>>15098712Gotta keep their fans awake for weeks at a time.
>>15098672I don't care much about drugs, but throwing away toys for little girls makes you a demonstrably worse person than that one villain on the Powerpuff Girls.
>>15098717Celestia looks so young in that picture.Does she drain men to look younger or older? After all, if she and Luna are roughly the same age and immortal, she might normally look Luna-sized and so mature.
>>15098719People hate teetotallers all over the world.
>>15098585You retards make yourselves angry
>>15098738well, they're not immortal, so you don't have to worry about that
god I really got myself into this one I don't know why
>>15098745That's even more reason for me to go on a nightly rant.
>>15098737Disregard that email field, please
>>15098738Celestia probably has sex with fillies and colts and steals their youth.
>>15098690There was 10 there, did 3, now there's 7 left>>15098691>>15098699rude>>15098712The dealers stamp them with random shit to make a brand name. They make or buy stamps like kids play with at a craft store, then stamp the bags with their brand name, so all the junkies can say what bags are good and which are bunk. Like: AY YO GOT THAT RED DEVIL HERE, MGM BE FIRE, FUCK THAT WEAK ASS GUCCI"
>>15098753That's to say they seem to age very, very slowly.Celestia might need sexual energy to look so mature and perfect.
>>15098755That's pretty sweet... is he naked?
>>15098764It's a known fact that all princesses have access to a colt/filly haremhttp://i.imgur.com/LueIvQI.jpg
http://www.platinumhearts.net/t6115-2ch-love-story-op-and-denkoChrist why do I read this shit
>>15098738She drains them of their cumIt keeps her coat white
>>15098735You're thinking of amphetamines or cocaine or something.
>>15098765More on stamps, some people collect them:http://www.vice.com/read/heroin-bag-art-dequincey-jynxie-interviewBest one I've seen was End Times, and it had a picture of Obama on it.
>>15098793but she is pink
>>15098719I don't hate people who are straightedge or people who do drugs. I hate people who won't shut up about it and act like assholes because your intolerant narrow viewpoint doesn't align.I'm an Atheist but I don't go around telling everyone who practices a religion is awful. You're that kind of annoying.
>>15098801Whatever.Bunch of druggies, injecting their pot needles.
>>15098755Because you want to wrap your arms around her, stroke her back, kiss her on the forehead, and pull her in a little closer as the two of you drift off to sleep together?
>>15098815She makes them cum blood.
>>15098815Some of the cum had blood in it.
>>15098825she isn't diamond tiara
>>15098755>i dont even know this human
why, she, perfect, etc
>>15098690A bundle is 10 bags, went with a friend and we got 5 buns, he buys in bulk to get a discount. They're normally $60 a bundle, and one bag injected would knock me the fuck out, but I snort, so it takes 2 usually. I also plug (dissolving it in water, sucking it up with a needle-less syringe, putting it in your ass 3/4 of the way in, then pushing the plunger down). Plugging is almost efficient as shooting, carries pretty much no risk, but it doesn't have the rush.
>>15098841>>15098846bloody cum bubbles
>>15098859>>15098838>>15098787I thought it was supposed to be out next Wednesday....
>>15098859>>15098857Just the extended preview.
>>15098870>snortingYou can do that with heroin? I thought it had to be injected. I'm a little curious now, that's why less scary than having to put a needle in your arm.
>>15098890Had me scared for a second that I didn't pick it up last Wednesday and would have to make a second trip.
>>15098855But she doesn't have soft down feathers to run your fingers through.
>>15098870Why do so many people do drugs up their ass?
>>15098907that ooc luna
>>15098765>rude>Expecting me to respect someone who do drugs.Even if you just drunk alcohol, you should still kill yourself
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAITI HAVE A SERIOUS QUESTION, PLEASEWhich futa pone has the smelliest dong?
>>15098907>you will never have a tall, busty, Amazonian princess drag you around the palace in her powerful grip, excited to see and do everything she has set out on her schedule
>>15098920but she's pink
>>15098936> you need your fiberSo he's a scat fetishist?
>>15098938how is she ooc?
>>15098936This is the Flash Sentry page.
>>15098235Does anyone have a longer version of this? It ends a little abruptly.
>>15098946amazons are and will always be shit tier
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54p0B2pIptM>Parts of this made me laugh like an idiot.D-do I have to get a fedora now?
>>15098905start with prescription pills, they're more expensive but when you start it doesn't take much at all to get you highonce you start developing a tolerance, it becomes more economical to make the switch to heroin, that's how I got into it>>15098939that's a very extreme attitude and I respect your right to express your opinion, but I feel that you should be psychologically screened if you sincerely believe that people who like to use drugs on their own free time should be killed, when in fact living a sedentary lifestyle is far more costly on the healthcare system and more detrimental to your health
>>15098936IS THAT A BAT GUARD?
>>15098936>mornin sam>night ralphsomething about this really got me
>>15098947DT wouldn't even let you cuddle her. She'd hog the bed.
>>15098961That's what the last girl I dated said to me...
>>15098870>dissolving it in water, sucking it up with a needle-less syringe, putting it in your ass 3/4 of the way in, then pushing the plunger downFuck the needles, this is how they should portray using drugs in media.Overnight the drug use amongst kids would fall.
>>15098979They have shown up in the comics before
>>15098955The Pony of Shadows!
>>15098980It's a looney tunes reference
>>15099005IS THAT YOU STATING THINGS I ALREADY KNEW?
>>15099007Oh god I giggled like a madman>>15099017neat
>>15099007And that's it for now.Please enjoy the framed Princesses that place this issue after MMC.
>>15098920>Slowly run your fingers through her wings, feeling her quiver beneath your touch.>"S-So you don't think I'm weird for having small wings?">You shake your head and with another stroke let the tiny wings run in-between your fingers, returning your hand to the base of her wings.Scoots, they're even cuter when they're smaller.>You smile and apply a little pressure on the hinge of her wings, causing her to let out a small whimper of ecstasy.>>15098934Probably because it's easier and hits you almost as fast as needles do. Think about it, ever heard of dumb as kids using tampons soaked with Vodka and shoving them up their ass at school? Same effect. Hits hard and fast.
>>15098991http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=PluggingIn cities that have harm reduction programs, they pass around pamphlets encouraging plugging over injection, they come with diagrams and everything. I use one of those tiny needle-less insulin syringes, it's about half the diameter of a pencil, you can barely even feel it when it goes in.
>>15099007>>15099027So it's a bit like Sherlock's Diogenes Club?
>>15098859>>15098890>>15098907>>15098936>>15098955>>15099007>>15099038Why this is a thing?/mlp/ do you like this shit fanfic tier comics series(all the officials arcs and the microcomic seires)?
I think everyone here does some kind of drug
>>15099007>Celestia sneaking into the spa to avoid attentionThe cutest.
>>15099054Why are you still a thing?
>>15099038> patience of a zebraIs ... Is that misplaced or antiquated racism on her part, like 'peasants/peons/serfs'?
>>15099054Straight Edge Anon please go back to /mlp/
IP: 18.104.22.168:27015Password: bonbonHAT NIGHT FUCKERS
>>15099054Even Sentenal is less autistic then you.
>>15098970It's okay to like things anon
>>15099079no fuck you
>>15099055There are papers on internet addiction right now that show that it can be as serious as some hard drug addictions, and equivalent in physical harm, or sometimes even worse. Sedentary living over a long period of time is worse for you than smoking two packs a day, always found it kind of ironic when people who sit on their ass all day on the computer think they're healthier than someone who uses drugs, when the opposite is true.
>>15099073No, zebras are a traditionally shamanistic society. They're renowned for their wise men, much like Tibetan monks
>>15099086But now the NSA Google botnet knows.
>>15099073no it's more like saying "the production of a zebra"
>>15099045>half the diameter of a penciloh, i was imagining something bigger than a turkey baster, idk why.
>>15098976Yeah except buying/selling drugs is a lot more harmful to society, and I don't have healthcare so I'm not a strain on it.
>>15099076There are no real straight edge kids here, it's all trolling. The same guy who posts the armor pics posts things about weed at the same time. Hide and report.
>>15099104I meant to say "the joke is sex".
>>15099103Anon, they've known for yearsthey've seen your pornand all the pictures ponies cuddling you saved
>>15099097There's no one categorical definition of addiction but it's true people get compulsive behaviors that center on an activity like Internet use.You'd be better off discussing the physical harm that comes with sitting and/or sedentary lifestyles, because that's much clearer.
>>15099074How is the card game? I'm thinking about collecting some of the cards just because.
>>15099054>Hating on the comics.I know opinions can differ, but this is a bit much.
I really hope Luna does all the task Celestia does.Then passes out midway though her shift with celestia tucking her in
>>15099131I wish he still used his name.
>>15099079i would play, but my mouse decided to go kaput
>>15099097i'm not complaining or anything, but my life when i have internet access, and my life without it are totally different. Everything goes smoother, without it
>>15099135but that wasn't a joke at all
>>15099147Donm't replyhe's a habitual shitposterhe really does not even care, he just wants to stir shit up
>>15099139>and all the pictures ponies cuddling you savedBut I don't have any of that.
>>15099119>>15099119>I don't have healthcare so I'm not a strain on itYou're actually more of a strain if you don't have healthcare since taxpayers have to pay for you treatment.Harm to society as a result of drug use is due to the black market created by prohibition, and you use many things daily that cause direct or indirect harm to society, like oil, conflict minerals in your electronics, goods produced in sweatshops, etc.
>>15099007>>15099049The dialogue implies that although it's been a while, she has made it to the spa before as something of a regular customer. Maybe she'll have more leeway for relaxation now that there are four princesses.>>15099073Well, unless she's making broad generalizations from Zecora, she seems to be more familiar with zebras than the average Equestrian. Perhaps some lapsed diplomacy?
>>15099146It's barely out right now. Unless you were at one of the pre-release 'how to play tournaments' you wouldn't have had your hands on it.The rules are interesting and apparently people already found some broken cards.
>>15099177Anpon, I'm looking on the documentation right hereyou have an entire backup drive with at least a terrabyte of the stuff
>Celestia's tasks aren't hard or dangerous like luna's just mundanefigures the older one gets the privilege
>>15099146IT'S SHITUntil you actually know how to play it, then it's pretty fun, but takes a ton of forethought if you want to win. There are a few things that need to be reworked though.
How hard is it to grow weed, I want to try it but I'm too scared to buy it from someone, I'd rather just grow in my apartment for myself and never tell anyone, which won't be a problem since I have no friends
>>15099193the younger one is cuter, has a neat looking alter-ego and has the better royal guards
>>15099192I don't. You must be confusing me with my brother or his fiance.
>>15099017>>15099017http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_u3YRZb74wOld as FUCK too.
>>15099199>There are a few things that need to be reworked though.on a scale of MTG to YUGIOH how tight are the rules?
>>15099203this would probably be a better question for /diy/ or something
>>15099221They moved out two weeks agoand took their computerit is your drive anon
>>15099193>Celestia basically tricked her into taking the boring jobs for the day.Big sisters can be massive cunts.
>>15099233drugs are banned from diy
>>15099193NO wait>Luna completes all Celestia's tasks>Luna is half dead from the day shitfthen>Celestia agree's to deal one of luna's shifts>Celestia has terrors of dealing with the night
>>15099247try 420chan or something, then. I'm sure they have something about marijuana there.MLPG ain't the place.
>>15099238I don't even have a terabyte hard drive.
>>15099193Luna likes to fight monsters anyway, so for her its way better
>>15099178I don't get treatments, I don't go to doctors because I don't trust them.>Tyrone robbing money for crack/weed/heroinOh and non made up situation, that black kid who stated that he would play the knock out game while high on drugs.Yeah my PC is the equivalent blood diamond, you disgusting drug addled faggot.
>>15099185>>15099199Is it easy to play? The only card games I've ever played were Duel Masters and Yu-Gi-Oh back when I was in the 8th grade
>>15099249>I-is that what gave my sister NNM, oh shit of fuck what the hell did I see; no I didn't see anything it was all a dream a dream luna keeps awat from other ponies... OH SHIT
>>15099264It's funny because at a glance in the shadows, that masseur even looks like marker pony
Celestia/Luna Friends Forever book when?
>>15099255does 420chan pony?
>>15099255Mlpg is always a place to discuss these kinds of things.
I think I have a pony problem.
>>15099314Pony says do drugs.
>tfw no one does your fic requests
>>15099227Depends what you mean by "tight"The game works very well at the basic level, the problems are that some effects are TOO POWERFUL, but others seem to not work as intended. For example:Inspired is EXTREMELY POWERFULThen you have a card that costs 1 AP to play, and when you fulfill it's requirement to activate, it gives you 1 AP, or a card that costs 2 and draws 1, but you can pay 1 as often as you like to draw 1>>15099268The initial learning curve is REALLY steep, but if you get over it you can get into some really fun deck building and combo creation.
>>15099314buy three plushes and a horsecock of your waifu and then tell me about pony problems
>>15099330Your fic request suck. Therefore you suck.
The worst thing I've ever done in my life is watch this show.What a waste of 3 years and counting.
>>15099333>Depends what you mean by "tight"unf
>>15099328But then I'll have a drug problem and a pony problem.
>>15099333Forgot the imagehttp://i.4cdn.org/mlp/src/1386664640735.jpg
>>15099296I don't think they have a rule against it on their /co/ board.... but I wouldn't. The site is just kinda... ugly to me, personally.>>15099299I can't agree, when people get very upset about it. Occasional offtopic is ok: thesis papers on the morality of psychoactive drugs are not.
>>15099203It's not that hard, but you should just try buying it off of someone first.
Could someone draw Mako riding Pinkie pie?
>>15099330>tfw no one takes fic requests that much anymore>tfw writeefags are dead
>>15099362>That quality.What was the point?
>>15099074>>15099141I just got back from making my deposit and ordered oneThe ones from "Sci-Fi Genre Comics & Games" must have sold out though because they were 50 cents more expensive and from goHastingsGod I hope that doesn't mean I'm the one guy who doesn't cash in on a mistake, the title of the product was still the same so...
>>15099391It's been a part of MLPG since forever.
>>15099384>>15099388comon, shell die next episode anyway
>>15099418so has mocking it
>>15099390Worst case scenario you have 12 pony cards for a $1 less than the retail price.
>>15099435shipping was like $4 for 1 pack
>>15099390>no one in my town plays anything but magic and heroclix.i just want to play pretty pony cards. and be the best rarara trainer.
>>15099333>The initial learning curve is REALLY steep,Man, that's not really something you'd expect from a My Little Pony card game. But it does sound kind of cool.
>>15099290Could be a while, since Celestia is teamed up with Spike for issue 3.For Luna, that leaves Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Trixie, and Zecora left of the characters IDW specifically mentioned having partner slots for the team-ups.
>>15099353Do you really like the show? Or are you just a fan of fandom? You might have developed a borderline addiction. Ask yourself, is it better to waste around here or do sonething else?
>>15099449Oh yeah, that's true.Hope things work out for him too then.
>Ponies making scary faces.
>>15099472I want Zecora/Trixie.
Oh manThis episode is looking fun
I literally just noticed that the schoolhouse has a hay floor like a stable.
>>15099390Going to guess it's a pack from a box. I'll feel bad when it isn't and didn't order at least one.
>>15099502Where did any of that stuff on his face even come from?Those aren't cupcakes
>>15099507did you know that a group of young horses is referred to as a school of foals?
>>15099449I see someone already asked the seller about the box vs pack issueThe question is unanswered for now.If the question remains unanswered when should they be contacted you think?
>>15099507It's been that way since S1.
>>15099433So has been making art of it.
i just raped princess twilight sparkle
>>15099531>So has been making art of it.wat?
>>15099525Okay I like this.
IP: 22.214.171.124:27015Password: bonbonHATSHATSHATS
>>15099516She's a super hero, it don't have to make sense.
>>15099533But she's right here next to meSipping tea
>>15099502> that Mark... Snip's real dad?
>>15099524>>15099449why are you all whispering
>>15099516The plate is also different.She probably ate the cupcakes and got a cake between screens.
>>15099502I was a little worried with how they were going to handle Pinkie's super speed in the episode, but from the looks of it it's going to be pretty fun.
>>15099572Whispering? I'm not whispering. My power went out.
>>15099568I am very stealthy.
>>15099489Why do they look like Homestar?
>>15099516>>15099562>>15099575She lost the glasses and pennant between them.I think it's just two different scenes stitched together.
>>15099570I said the same thing a while backI think he's more likely to just be a generic comic crony
>>15099558>nearly 2014>still playing hats
>>15099591Seriously fuck off with your drug talk
What would a modern day equivalent to "Der fuher's face" done with ponies mock?
>>15099568That pony next to you isn't even purple. She's like, yellow or something. She doesn't even have a horn.You don't have Twilight Sparkle at all!
>>15099591>Scraping your wood furniture.What are you, some sort of fucking druggy?!
>>15099449>>15099484The good news is I had a $5 credit on my account from using an extension that runs all my google searches through bing in the background so I get rewards points so the shipping cost was nullified +1 centThe bad news is I forgot I had that credit and I didn't have to go out and risk my life on the snow-covered roads at night to make a depositOh well, no big deal
>>15099591I really don't care that you do drugs, but you really dont need to talk about it and post pictures in the My Little Pony General, especially when you know it just enrages people into shitposting.
>>15099630No, see, I even have the receipt from when I bought her!
>>15099591It was a cheap ikea desk, it's about 15 years old and it's literally falling apart. Still pretty solid, but it's got a drawer that's crooked, a cabinet door that the hinges broke on, and various dings and scratches all over it.
>>15099525unf unf butts touching unf
>>15099653>extension that runs all my google searches through bing in the background so I get rewards pointsHoly shitThat sounds pretty neat
>Go to only local comic shop>Quietly look around for a bit>Find card section entirely behind glass>Fat asses sorting through singles blocking glass cases>Friendly employee with mad jewfro approaches>Say it's probably too early but ask if they carry the MLP card game>He gives a genuine smile and tells me they only handle MTG, Pokemon and Yugioh>Oh>Step over a few stray noodles on my way out>Target and Wal-Mart only sell the booster packs>You need the starter deck to even play nigga>They're also $5, shit, Yugioh was $3.5 when I was a kid>Go home defeated
>>15099618You know this just fuels it, right?
>>15099630>yellow or somethingYou what
>>15099662He asked a question and I answered. Sometimes you get what you get and you don't get upset, that's what my kindergarten teacher said. Or alternatively, 'It is what it is.'
>>15099603Or her super power is being lolrandom
>>15099699Stop trying to rationalize unrelated drug shitposting.
>>15099704That's what a diet consisting entirely of candy and frosting will do to you, Pinkie.
Yeah, some of the cards aren't well designedI mean this isn't bad, but you can pay those 2 and DRAW 2 instead
anyone know any good romance fic with Derpy?
>>15099731f-follow your dreams Berry. never give up.
You know I wonder how many virgins did Price sacrifice to get to do the Luna Micro
>>15099750notake this unrelated derpy fic instead http://www.fimfiction.net/story/52333/please-dont-hurt-me
>>15099731>Earth pony on the cheerleading team>her primary role is being used as a cumdump for all the Wonderbolt stallions
>>15099731berry dreams x rainbow dash new otp
>>15099767Someone has to keep them satisfied. They can't exactly knocking up their teammates.
>>15098283>Threadly reminder that the comics are objectively superior to the show.Hate to break it to you, but the comics added Flash Sentry to Equestria's canon.I'm not going to buy Luna's micro because of Flash's cameo, since the fuck like I'm going to support Hasbro's attempts to make us like a character that added nothing but shit to the franchise.
>>15099731the art is shitty.non-existenti wont touch it until it actually has some fucking art.or if it has derpy as a named friend
>>15099766i have such an irrational hate of grimderp shit its silly
>>15099750closest thing I havehttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/41313/mood-wings
>>15099805it's not grimderp, it's just a little dark
>>15099674It's called BinGo, you can even set it to do searches automatically to get the maximum allowed points per day if you're feeling dangerousNot sure if it's on anything other than Chrome
I give the episode a "harshwhinny mouth movements" out of 10
>>15099802It was done for the sake of speed and safety
>>15099802they'd actually have to hire artists. they clearly dont expect this to take off.
>>15099797Flash in the comics has a one page cameo where they make fun of himFlash in the show/movie shows up in the beginning and the end and does nothing.
>>15099750>>15099750 http://derpy.me/zwmid Found the most hardcore shit I could find, man.Feel lucky I gave a fuck to hook you up.
>>15099841well of course not.if it did, hasbro would shut them down anyway
>>15099843You forgot that part where he and his band does stuff for a little bit.
>>15099591that's a tiny fucking line son, my dickhole is bigger than that
>>15099863ha ha anonfunny joke
>>15099872We all know that feel Octavia.
>>15098283>Objectively superiorI don't think you know what objectively means.
>>15099839>safetysafety gets you nothing.the only target the card game could get is the adult fans.
>>15099858You know I changed that celestiahttp://24.media.tumblr.com/fc9705c1727b79e7ddafe3cbbbc1da41/tumblr_mxnwdyph8H1sknr30o1_1280.jpg
>>15099872Everstones, pony, do you fucking even?
>>15099867That's EG Flash, not FIM Flash. FIM Flash did absolutely nothing but talk to Twilght 2 times nd now get made fun of by guards.
>>15099881No man, i'm serious, you gonna cum buckets!
>>15099899Well he was scared by an opossum. So yeah...he kinda deserves it.
>>15099872I can't find Reu's tumblr.
>>15099875H isn't coke. A coke sized line of H would put someone in the hospital easily, remember Pulp Fiction?
>>15099872http://i.imgur.com/jpyfx92.pngWould you keep Scootaloo in your party to halve the number of steps you need to take?
>>15099899Is it wrong to think pony Flash is a little cute? Him being scared of an opossum is adorable.
>>15099894>http://24.media.tumblr.com/fc9705c1727b79e7ddafe3cbbbc1da41/tumblr_mxnwdyph8H1sknr30o1_1280.jpg>>15099864>>15099841>>15099839It might sell better with original art, but that takes a lot of time. You have to strike while the iron is hot.Hasbro didn't know where the fandom would be in the future and had to get it out quickly.
>>15099843Doesn't matter if it was a single page and they were making fun of him.You wouldn't eat food with a small particule of feces in it, wouldn't you? Even if I told you that the shit in your food is only a small fraction compared with the food, you still would refuse because THERE'S SHIT IN YOUR FOOD.
>>15099919>remember Pulp FictionMan, I loved that movie, best scene.
>>15099947>quicklyit's been THREE YEARS
>>15099950Grow up faggot and fyi he's going to be in the show.
>>15099950Then might as well hate the source of the shit aka the show itself.
>>15099967Yes, but how long will it last? They want to make expansion packs and run tournaments for this.
>>15099947hasbro won't threaten their largest money maker magic.and they are using the same ultra rare system for the cards too. it is going to flop hard because the jews think they can just jew anything.
pony wants the candy in your pocket
>>15099994no pony, it's my candy
>>15099994i don't have candy
>>15099994I'm not wearing pants so she's biting my thigh.Hit pony with a rolled up newspaper
>>15099976>and fyi he's going to be in the show.while I agree that guy is a faggot, no he isn't going to be in the show
>>15099993I can't see Ponemon threatening MTG.
Why has season 4 been so atrocious so far? Will Scootaloo ever fly? Why is Daring Do a real person? Who was the Shadow Pony at the end of episode 3? What's in the box?
such a cute pair
They don't stab you in the chest like that. Reversing an opiate overdose is really easy and simple. They just give you narcan, it blocks the opiate receptors and you wake up fine.
>>15099940>Is it wrong to think pony Flash is a little cute? Him being scared of an opossum is adorable.
>>15100043It hasn'tNoBecause fuck youPinkie PieEither something really gay or nothing at all
>>15100043>Scootaloo will not fly in season 4>Daring Do will never appear on the show again>The Shadow Pony at the end will be a one-shot villain at the end of the season>The box is full of raw alicorn magic which will transform all non-alicorns in the vicinity into alicorns
>>15100043>Why has season 4 been so atrocious so far?I disagree with your opinion.
Remember that really good episode from season 4?
>>15100086I wish hotglueanon and pantyanon would come back
>>15100086The opener or castle-mania?
>>15100086Which one? the Premier? Castle Mane-ia? I liked Daring Don't but wouldnt call it REALLY good.
>>15100086I am the guy who thinks its been atrocious so far, but I have confidence that the last 13 eps will haul ass and could be good.
>>15100086The Premieres or Castle Mania?
>>15099940>Not being scared of a opossum.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfDY-7LDdoY
>>15100043The only stinker was darring don't, the rest are okay to greatPossiblyBecause it was deemed to be a fun episode ideaa mysterious figure that we won't see till the next seasonthe plot device for season 5
>>15100067I'm sorry. I have a weakness for cute stallions.
>>15100086Rarity is my pure virgin waifu.
>>15099983Andy's Deviantart account is going to boil with shit and the fat faggot is going to release another rant similar to his infamous "Well, FUCK YOU because *I* like Princess Twilight and anyone who doesn't is an immature jerk!" tantrum from a couple months ago.
>>15100058you should have been in that movie
>>15100119His eyes are marbles.What's wrong with you?
>>15100115But daring don't was good
IP: 126.96.36.199:27015Password: bonbonHATS GOIN ON
>>15100081Does it turn alicorns into double alicorns?
>>15100071i want to asume even they would know how pissed everyone got if it was empty. so its something god awful.
>>15099994I don't eat candy.
>>15100121>waifuing Rarity as a sperm
>>15100126>caringAs long as he does cute shit, I don't give a fuck.
>>15100030Meghan said he wouldn'r be in the cartoon, which means he IS going to be.
Guys why were the faces so fucked up looking at the beginning of today's episode?
>>15100134I just didn't care for it to be honestDash spaghetting everywhere can only carry an episode so far
>>15100142What if the moral is the journey beats the destination?
>>15100040wizards has nothing to do with it.Nintendo USA does it now.
>>15100139Then what it would do to niggers?
>>15100139no_The new found alicorn powers will be used to stop the big bad at the end of season 4 just in time. They'll be able to summon the rainbow without any elements at all because they'll embody them.
>>15100158only the whole "don't believe Meghan's lies" thing was a lie in and of itself. Dislike her writing or direction all you want she never really lied about anything.
>>15100207Yeah, it was really just a shitty set of bad luck that led to that.
>>15100184Discord will defeat the new bad guy because he's reformed and Celestia will develop a crush on Discord because FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC BUY OUR SHIT.Meghan was hyping up the season fiinale as something glorious, epic, brilliant, etc, so we can start bracing up for another massive letdown just as before.
>>15100207this guy gets it
>>15100243Discord is going to slide into neutral territory during the finale. Although he might do a little info gathering for them he isn't going to lift a hand to help.
>>15100207Did you enjoyed that awesome Rarity episode that Meghan promised for S03?How about Equestria Girls, which she swore was NOT going to happen because he was totally NOT working in a ny movie project and no movies were planned at all?
>>15100207All it is is one butthurt little fuck.
>>15100142My penis is fucking rock solid to that pic.
>>15100295>Did you enjoyed that awesome Rarity episode that Meghan promised for S03?see>>15100234and stop bringing it up, she's not the fucking boogieman
>>15100295The episode changed after she tweeted that. Spike at Your Service originally involved Rarity but was changed to Applejack.And you act like youève never heard of a NDA.
>>15100279I do like how he stayed neutral through the premier.Little dickish, but he led twilight back on the right path.
>drop and give me 20!
>>15100160yeah what the fuck?
>>15100243>she hyped up this epsode>thinking it will be massive and important>nothing happened>a 10/10 "it's okay" IGN songseriously people need to stop listening to her liesnothing important about scootaloo was said.speculation that she can't and will be unable to fly, but because it wasn't said means nothing. hasjew can come along and force them to change it still.
>>15100310My corruption basketball-American.
>>15100295SAYS was a Rarity episode before being changed.
>>15100347I can't I have a weak heart, even getting up from the bed to fast or even getting an erection/masturbating could leave my heart beating rapidly.
>>15100310i know right? the lack of Nightmare Rarity images in general is shit.
>>15100348I had to pause to hold back my laughter at how silly it was>>15100351there is the incredibly distinct probability that this is not the episode she was refering to
>>15100349Into a horny donkey
>>15100295I don't remember her ever explicitly saying EG wasn't going to happen, and like other people have said anything alluding to it NOT happening would just be her trying to dodge the questions because of being under an NDA
who was cutest loli horse today
>>15100351>she promoted an episode the show she was working on by saying it would be good>I didn't like it so she liedw h a t
>>15100430the two fling pegasi
>>15100384The comics don't get a lot of fanart, oddly.
Ponies in dresses are nice. Almost as nice as ponies in saddles.We need more of these things.
>>15100430Applebloom, she is always the cutest thoughScootaloo had some nice moments though
>>15100453>>15100384But there's plenty of Nightmarerity fan art, you just have to look.
https://static1.e621.net/data/f1/ef/f1ef56ff6ae7be3374fd88912095e4c9.jpgI've jsut learned that and price has drawn Furry titspretty good day
>>15100414> I'm going to rationalize Mistress Meghan's mistakes so I could reverse the situation and turn her into the victim!Just accept she's an incompetent fucker.Everything has been rage and fights since that hack was put in charge.
Good night, MLPGMaybe tomorrow we'll work on our projects
>>15100472>plenty.not enough>>15100453yeah alot of people still just dont expect comics to be good and wont give it a chance.
>>15100453sad but truehonestly i want some fan art of sam and ralph the bat pony guard and pegasus guard
>>15100478he has also drawn wonder woman tits which is posted on his DA along with his pony art
>>15100472I have the WW pic, the EQP render, [spoile]my own pic[/spoiler], and the FacelessJr facesitting pic.Please post more, I think I'll dump mine.
>>15100494>Everything has been rage and fights since that hack was put in charge.I wonder fucking why.
>When the main characters get hit with electricity, you can briefly see their skeletons,>except for Fluttershy, who apparently has a steel frame with cogs inside of her.
>>15100508EQP did her in show style.
>>15100507Thats like, naked Star Trek furry thoughHe's such a fuckin nerd
>>15100478>>15100507isn't this the guy who thinks r34 is bad
>>15100494You're a faggot and i really dont like care to deal with you anymore
>>15100534>PriceWhen did he say anything of the sort?
This episode was okay.
>>15100494Jesus Christ you're serious
>>15100566i liked it/10
>>15100549He got asked at a con panel, if I recall correctly.I don't remember what his response was, though.
>>15100570Assume he's not, its much better for your mental health
>>15100555I'm more confused than disgusted/hard.
>>15100565And something I did myself. It's really brony and the colors are jarring, but I had fun and that's all that matters.Please post more Nightmarity if you got it. She's a good horse.
Why is she so perfect, MLPG?
>>15100547You seem mad.
>episode with DT or SS with the phrase "blank flanks" The entire reason Ponyville Confidential was a good episode is because DT wasn't doing the same shit again.
>>15100595unf nightmare mind rape
>>15100570Most of the time they are, anon. They can't be helped.
>>15100555It is my fetish, but I don't think I can fap to itIts not even /that/ bad, but something about it just isn't arousing.
>>15100596its like combining best pony with Venom
>>15100579>asking about that at a con panelsome people
>>15100596That nightmare pone is little. Are you sure that's not normal Rarity trying to trick me into loving her instead?
>>15100582> Namefag with opinionsOkay.
The song seemed similar to another, really old cartoon/movie. Can't really put my finger on it.
>>15100658That's TRIPfag to you, buster
>>15100650>tfw I will never be celestia's pantiestfw I will never be fluttershy's panties
>>15100617I loved Silver Spoon's line about already calling them blank flanks
>>15100647Are you saying you don't already love Rarity?
>>15100607/b/ pls just go
>>15100617this just in a previous episode has no implications on continuitynews at 11you are just learning this now?jesus christ you are retarded
>>15100677It reminded me of Be a man
I miss goth pank
>>15100708I never said anything about continuity you illiterate faggot
>>15100729No panties of any variety anon
>>15100698more gym rarara.besides that one pic you already know what i mean
DT and SS were much more bitchy in this episode than they were usually.Actually they were pretty bitchy in Babs Seed too.As time goes by they become more and more bitchy.Also why didn't they pick up on Sweetie for a magic too?
>>15100768>an episode has characters learn a lessonthat is continuity
>>15100642Pony is getting sick and tired of anon putting a fucking horse prefix onto everything.
>friend brings me a slice of hot apple pie>he put the whipped cream on FIRST>and then the icecream on top>making the whipped cream instantly melt away into nothingthat dirty rotten sack of shit motherfucker
>>15100772Aside from that pic Dufel did the only other pics I have of her working out/sweaty are the ones Tess did.
>>15100783I never said anything about learning lessons you illiterate faggot
but the question remains, do you have hearts as strong as horses, mlpg?
>>15100811what a strange artist. some pics from him give me maximum boner and i fap myself raw, but other pics from him make me puke my guts out and wish the world would end.
>>15100782I thought it was because a pony not knowing how to use magic at her age was pretty normal. I don't think we've ever seen any of the younger ponies preform magic, so I'm guessing it's a little bit more complicated to learn magic than it is to fly.
>>15100852>do you have farts as strong as horses, mlpg?
>>15100783I don't remember the part where DT and SS learned the lesson to stop calling the CMC blank flanks
>Rainbow Dash acting like Scoots's big sister>Harshwhinney getting super excite near the endThis was a pretty cute episode
>>15100836someone explain this style of horn. does it stay in one spot while the head turns? because the shadow is clearly off center
>>15100823Pony needs to take that horsestick out of horsebutt.
>>15100856I\m pretty sure that Snails being able to use magic before you should mean something pretty bad.
>>15100879really?you don't remember twilight giving the girls shit?
>>15100829>Whipped cream>Ice cream>On an Apple pie.Disgusting. You are supposed to use custard.
>>15100905I don't, and I highly doubt they'd actually learn a lesson from it
>>15100872>You will never trade gas with Twilight
>>15100952why is breaking bad so upset all the time
http://derpy.me/agathoidstreaming beautiful creatures, it's really god trust me, it's a charming love story
>>15100933well that was the whole point i was bringing around.the guy commented that they never brought it up again.then it comes back this episode.just saying that learning anything isn't a fucking thing. of course that is because i implied he was talking about learning the lessons because i assumed everyone watched the show.
>>15100965Why aren't you upset anon?
>>15100880so much QT dash in the last few weeks
>>15100885I dunno. It's just the way the artist always draws horns.>>15100892I can't remember, isn't the only magic Snails was able to do was make his horn light up? And isn't he the only younger pony we've seen use magic?
>>15100996And I love every fucking minute of it even if the episodes sucked Daring Don't
>>15100981But I wanted to sleep.
>>15100996It's such a good feel
http://derpiboo.ru/497445Did a thing
>>15100965that nigga breaking bad is angry as fuck
>>15101018FUCK WHY IS IT OFFCENTER HE CAN CLEARLY SEE IT ISHE DOES THIS JUST TO ENRAGE ME
>>15101040Is she wearing a diaper or something?
>>15101040i already jacked off to this like 8 times over the past month, how is this fukken new.
>>15101040she is like a woman, except with a marecunt and hoovesunf
Swear to god Scrubbles was on the localization team for every DQ game.
>>15101056Does this upset you?
>>15101040What's your tumblr? I thought I was following it but I guess it was just the PPD one
>>15101093Why? The dialogue sounds depressive and drunk?
>>15101121No its full of puns.
>>15101104too small to tell in that pic really
>>15101119I fucking love that possum. Does he have a name?
>>15101163i want to lick her tail dock
>>15101135What about this one?
>>15101190her horn looks like a pokemon penis
>>15101190its an ugly style but it is the most centered of the set
>>15101040>No massive unhuman tits.>MSOB.I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!
>>15101104>>15101018Who are those characters that are not unicorns in these pictures?
>>15101119>pansyThat thing probably has rabies
>>15101198i'm not gonna give harsh critique to a quick sketch
>>15101231Pansy pls go.
I wish I wasn't scared of something that turned me on.
>>15101216Agreed, GR you should do another of those ahegao pictures with CC instead of flitter this time.
>>15101273Put your name on so I can filter you.
>>15101286I don't have one.
Streaming Monster in one hour.
>>15101273Why would you be scared of Fluttershy, anon?She's so sweet and demure. She wouldn't hurt a fly!
>>15101163That as such a cute scene
>>15101273if you are so bored you have to resort to shitposting maybe its time you tried out some new hobbies
>>15101197It's my favorite Rarity pic he's done. I dunno why, I just really like it. >>15101214I really like his style. But I guess this is another one of those instances where I like an artist's work because it's "different">>15101224Brit and Tiff Crust from My Life as A Teenage Robot and Iris from Ruby Gloom.
sainestram possibly soon
>>15101356>Resort to shitposting.tee hee, it's funny because you think it's my first time.also I hate the people that do drugs and I'm scared of being intoxicated in general.
>>15101040That's really awesome.
Chances of a Harshwhinny toy now that she's showed up twice?
>>15101388thats fine but the my little pony show discussion general is not the place to talk about your personal problems
>>15101380Blimpin' aint easy
>>15101388I dislike the people who complain about every passing mention of durgs than those who go off on notpony tangents about durgs.
>>15101425what the fuck is this
>>15101436that is called a "pony"
>>15101409Where's my little blog general?
>>15101446If we're going to talk about bizarre fetishes can we at least talk about good ones?
Draw requests please
>>15101471i'm worryed i'll pop a boner when fluttershy goes hulk
>>15101471Or, you know, you could just fucking take it elsewhere.Christ, it's like fetishfags just have no restraint in the slightest.
>>15101471>femdom with strangulationunf
>>15101488Scootaloo as an adult with tiny wings and griping about it.
>>15101435I'm really just waiting for someone to write a drug fic
>>15101488Harshwhinny hoof worship
>>15101488Octavia cum inflation
>>15101488Silver Spoon braiding DT's mane or Scootaloo trying to preen Dash
>>15101471>those comics where Rarity is half dragon and gives into heat.Rarara is best anything
>>15101488DT and SS cripple shaming scoots
>>15101488>a legitimately qt black twidamn son this is nice, even if the hair is just white girl hair.
>>15101471Can you post an example?
You all act like this show isn't known for weird faces
>>15101488ohmagosh that's a cute Twilight
>>15101551There's one-off weird faces and then there's an entire 4 minutes of harshwhinny looking like she's got some nervous twitch.
>>15101551>isn't known for weird facesBut it isn't, it's known for ponies.
Did someone say fetishes?
>>15101532>Cripple shamingThis is someone's fetish>>15101539>>15101500The problem is people only draw blacktwi because MUH DIVERSITY and not because she might actually look cute
>>15101572Fuck that shit, we go all in.
>>15101446Anon plsNo one has a fetish for circle-tool spheres
>>15101541Is this a good one?
>>15101604unf.just the right amount
>>15101604Some people do.It's weird.Some people also like blueberry inflation, but who am I to judge?
>>15101569It wasn't terribleIt just looked like it was drawn by that guy who drew that weird Rarity animation, or hotdiggedydemon, or pikapetey
>>15101613Anon we've all seen it before.also>YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT THE MONEYSo do you joe.I bet he wouldn't even be doing this if it wasn't for Youtube's partnership program.
>>15101604I used to think that was TOO MUCH bellyUsed to.
>>15101601>The problem is people only draw blacktwi because MUH DIVERSITY and not because she might actually look cuteI think this might be itI really don't have anything against black Twilight, but if it doesn't look cute I'm not going to like the picture, end of story, you know?
>>15101613>relying on an elaborate infrastructure of private interests as your only source of income>being surprised when it disappears
>>15101636>It just looked like it was drawn by that guy who drew that weird Rarity animation, or hotdiggedydemon, or pikapeteyWow.You just went full retarded.
someone stop me, i have the sudden urge to try to learn to DRAW
>>15101668If you say soIt just looked like something I'd seen from other arists
>>15101655whenever i see pictures like this i always try to imagine what the body would look like if the pony lost weight. you would get this weird long torso.
>>15101674follow your dreams anon. even though i failed at mine
>>15101656Yeah seriously>draw twilight looking like some bush negro instead of milk chocolate goodness
>>15101604Speak for yourself
>>15101674You and me, anon. We're going to become the best artist and draw nothing but fetish art. I believe in us both.
>>15101508>>15101511>>15101525>>15101527>>15101532Okay now they don't have to be requests from today's episode.Today's episode was straight up awful.
>>15101674>there have been people here for over three years that never even bothered trying>even though they could have been really good by now
What if black bimbo breast expansion Twilight Sparkle
>>15101715before we can be friends, list your top 5 fetishes.
>>15101718Can you draw filly Rarity bedazzling her room?
>>15101616http://i.imgur.com/Gyc9TCy.jpgI wish I could be a pretty little dragon
>>15101715what fetishes? better be transformation, muscle growth and corruption
>>15101718I've wanted Harshwhinny hoof stuff since GPP aired
>>15101718Draw a kawaii Rumble in a school uniform
>>15101691It's not even close. You are grasping for straws that are on the other end of the fucking field.They only looked close because you had your dipshit goggles on.
>>15101758Christ on a crutch, man, he was only making a comparison. There's no reason to get this out of wack about it.
I just want to slip into Dash's lofty ponut after an exhausting dayis that so much to ask for
>>15101758If you say so.
>>15101718Draw Flutterhulk trying to make Angel eat his vegetables.
>>15101718It wasn't as awful as your attitude. >"NO, I WON'T DRAW THAT BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE THING!!"You are like Jessey but have a larger vagina.
Pony just stabbed you in the leg with the bayonet on her rifle and started screaming Viva la France
>tfw for the past several weeks I have been having this recurring pony dream>every new dream begins where the other left off, and feels like I spend and entire day with all my favorite ponies.
>>15101741FemdomForced Femenizationbonus points if the guy slowly starts to enjoy itPublic UseCross dressing/trapsTummy bulges>>15101751No, sorry. I do have a thing for muscle girls, though, but I wouldn't consider it one of my favorite fetishes
>>151017411. horsedicks2. ponies in panties3. public masturbation/nudity4. stallions in panties5. large boobs
>>15101777Ooh no, sorry I found the error of my ways!The mile hill you are pointing out is actually a MOUNTAIN THAT KILLED THE SHOW!>>15101774Nono, he showed me the light, I could see her jaw literally hit the ground and clip through a few times, truly it is as if Jappleack has taken over and inserted his OC into the show!OH HOW BLIND I WAS WHEN I SAW THE SHOW FOR WHAT IT WAS, I AM GLAD SOMEONE WAS ABLE TO FORCE THEIR RETARDED OPINION IN MY BRAIN SO I DO NOT HAVE TO THINK INDEPENDENTLY NOW!
>>15101809How can you be certain it is not your pony life that is real, and that it's not this life that is a dream?
>>15101828>>151018314chan baby fetish artists crusaders are go!
>>15101788I hate it when artists don't draw things they don't like.Who do they think they are?
>>15101828ya, we could be friends.the last one doesnt even seem like a fetish to me. it feels like that falls into the large dick category which i am a fan of.
>>15101855it isnt a contest who can be the most extremely. i can enjoy some horrifying fetishes but i wont put them at the top of the list.
>>15101857>Draw what they don't like.That's fine.>Puts that to an ENTIRE episode and refuses to draw a character that is even in it.No, that is retarded.
>>15101828Oh god dude, no wonder I like your posts. Like 4 of your top 5 are in my top 10.
>>15101718how's the waifu?
>>15101040holy shitholy shit
>>15101837He was making a comparison. Valid or not, there is no reason to be this upset about it. People have said far, far stupider things about My Little Pony than this.
>>15101879i ment baby as in new artists but like what fetishes you want.
>>15101837Today's episode WAS pretty fun, I totally agree.
>>15101857some artist take it to autistic levels. like one guy who draws porn but says he will never do futa for commissions because he doesnt like it and yells at people to stop asking him for it.or another futa artist who says he wont do pure lesbian commissions because he thinks its boring and gross
>>15101828>all of that
>>15101885What if I told you that I just don't like any of the fillies/colts. Rainbow Dash is my least favorite pony and I dislike Harshwhinny.That last one is mostly because of Appledan.
>>15101899You expect ME to relax?! The fucker has the gall to insult the episode, over A SINGLE SCENE, IT'S DONE!How brony can you ge>>15101907Oh I know! I love how Dash had to go actually be Scoots idol and help save the day!
>>15101942Twilight getting bookakked
>>15101960>insult the episodeWHATI said I ENJOYED the episode, EVEN that scene, it just LOOKED WEIRD
>>15101973after the third day of being pinned under a fallen pile of her fanfics, twilight sparkle begins to hallucinate while far above spike tries to search for her in vain
>>15101942wow your opinions are so terrible no wonder bonbon is your waifu
>>15101855Oh god someone translated that pony school doujin by Rikose?
>>15101960>The fucker has the gall to insult the episodeHe said (>>15101636) "it wasn't terrible." That's pretty neutral with some slightly negative implications.Again, far worse things have been said about this episode. On this subject, those worse things are in this very thread.
>>15101942I knew blaming Appledan was the right thing to do
>>15101972>arise chikun shitshouldn't you be circlejerking with your tripfag script in the /b/ threads?
>>15101942>/b/ level image.>"I don't like /entire episode/">I don't like the characters outside this episode that ran.>I do not like them Sam I Am.>I do not like them
>>15101986Yet you refuse to draw from the episode.
>>15102041Who said I refuse to draw from that one episode?I refuse to draw anythingWell, SHARE anything, until I GIT GUD
>>15102003i love spongepony she cleans everywhere she walks
Why aren't you apart of the straightedge master race?
Why did NoHooves come back to shitpost?
Pony says that behaving in public can get you places
>>15102018it's just Arise Chikun
>youtube constantly decides to not buffer regardless of network condition
>>15102069i dont give myself labels or build an identity around not taking drugs or watching a cartoon show
Pony reminded you that random strangers are not the same as your family. Even coworkers are little more than strangers
>>15102112But I don't build my identity around not drinking alcohol or doing drugs.I build it around video games AND not drinking alcohol or doing drugs.
>>15102104the right places. Pony suggested you save the crazy for home. Pony locks herself in a closet and screams her insecurities at least once a day
>>15102149>sneaks into house, steals the scream closetwhile pony is inside it
>>15102149so your a straightedge gamer brony atheist.what other labels do you cram in there?
IP: 188.8.131.52:27015Password: bonbonHATS STILL GOING
>>15102163>BronyBut I don't label myself by this show, I just like it.I only label myself to things I love.Also I'm not an Atheist.I'm a straightedge gamer deist
>>15102157BACK THE FUCK OFF?
>>15102209pretty good, i would follow this artists tumblr if you posted the linkbut not good enough for me to put in the effort to find it myself
>>15102209Spike is not for sexual.
>>15102227heckticket on tumblr
>>15102209Oh no!Now his boypussy is going to get pregnant!
>>15102209neither of those gay ass niggas is for sexual.What is the fucking point of even saying that? None of these characters are for sexual, what the fuck am i doing here?
This pony wants you to pick his nose.
>>15102209how could rumble be enjoying that?spike's cock isn't hitting his lungs
>Scootaloo's wings are strong enough to pull two other fillies that are skiing on grass, and they make it in time to the competition.>Scootaloo's wings can't carry her own weight.
That's it everyone. The pony fad is over.
>>15102330If you say so.
MONSTER STRAM IS NOWhttp://derpy.me/fnhw3Come and watch for a good time.
>>15102328She's good at thrusting, just not lifting
>>15102339>she's good at thrustingyour mom is good at thrusting
do you think LK would draw a chubby Saffron on a commission? and is he taking commissions?
>>15102341>That feeling when I was the post saying "Only half? What are you some kind of casual?"2012 was a better time.
>>15102348She should be. I taught her how to last night.By thrusting my penis inside her vagina repeatedly.
>>15102364I was the second post in this. 2012 really was magical.
>>15102341this raises a good point, but i'm not ready for that kind of committment. I'll still look back on these years with fondness, but my pone fapping days ended soon after they began.
>>15102504>tfw Gloomy is ded and hats us
>>15102540i really need to get a 4k monitor...
>>15102540>none on the balls
IP: 184.108.40.206:27015Password: bonbonHATSHATSAHST
How did the new episode fare with mlpg after it aired?Looked like it was sitting somewhere around a 5/10 on average when I had to leave.
>>151027377/10 for me. Scootaloo is as bad as Dash now.
>>15102737Ended up about 6.14
>>15102756implying Scootaloo wasn't always bad
that's my secret twilight
Who do you think makes the best commissioned pony plushies?
>>151027375 to 7/10 was the impression I got of the average opinion, with the usual outliers on either side
>>15102797hulkshy will give me such bonerswould have been better on Rarity though
>>15102737Even though it wasn't really special it was a fun and cute episode, 7.5/10
>>15102737seems like it is the lowest rated episode this season and the lowest rated cmc episode of the entire seriesbut it still get an epic and amazing rating
New episode is out and all mlpg seen it already. Now it's time for science!I need you to go here http://chod.sk/a2l50 and rate at least last episode or we are in grave danger of not knowing how it compare to other episodes. I have feeling that this one will not be rated high
>>15102898>posting your poll>at 1:45AM>nearly 14 hours after it endedyou're way too slow hombre
such a fucking idiotshe didn't even want that much from you
>>15102328Luke Allen's story Less explains that she has the Thrust pegasus magic, but not the Lift magic.
>>15102821That's what er give ALL the new episodes on the first showing. Unfortunately, a lot of us have forgotten how to watch any episodes a second time, now that the unpleasant surprises are out of the way.
>>15102898im not trusting a link from a /b/ name like that
>>15102962We gave Castlemania and the premiere a pretty high average on first impression.
Would anyone be interested in watching me and Roogna play Starbound?
>>15102962I always watch episodes a second time.And each time I end up having a better opinion about the episode
>>15102962That's higher than most of the other episodes this season. Also, what I just said was a range of various people's opinions of the episode, so obviosuly it's going to overlap somewhat.
>>15102946Yeah, they are distinct
>>15103006In a bit, sure
>>15103006Are you going to backstab him frequently?
So why does Discord live at Fluttershy's house, are they married now?
>>15103029Uh, how would I do that?
>>15102982And that's why she can zoomzoom but not up up and away. You see, pegasus wingspans are far too small to carry a 100-300 lb mammal aloft, so they have inherent magics tied to their wingflapping. Cloudwalking is another always-on magic.In Scootaloo's case, she's got twice the magic thrust but physical lift only.
>>15103040Can't you kill other players in the game?
>>15103044No I mean how does this headcanon affect anything
>>15103007Then we will simply give you special wings.>Rainbow Dash was my very good best friend.
>>15103035Celestia put her in charge of making sure his balls don't grow back, and it's a full time job.
>>15102937I'm getting too old for this stuff.Yesterday I was up for about 26 hours and I fell asleep just as E05 was broadcasted and slept through initial savage madness.>>15102976full link is: best-pony(dot)tk/eps/
>>15103048I don't think it has pvp stuff yet but I'm not sure.
>>15103051It explains why Scootaloo can canonically drag her friends all the way to the Empire, but can't do more than hover a foot above the ground.
>>15103022You know one thing I wanted them to do is resolve this issue. But no we get "Maybe some day you will fly, maybe you won't"What this episode gave us is the same thing Lauren said in S1 regarding Scootaloo.
>>15103006drunk roogna or regular roogna?
>>15103074She is probably using her thrust magic to fly, instead of her lift magic
>>15103007>>15103022>>15103041you're at scootaloo's and she feeling blue because she thinks she might never fly because there's something wrong with herwhat do you do
>>15103113not give a fuck
>>15103113Remind her that she's flown before, in style.
>>15103113I take her to chuckie cheese'sNothing cheers up kids like playing arcade games and eating shitty pizza while looking at dancing robots
>>15103113give her the dick
>>15103113that's an old drawing, don't even remember drawing it
>>15103113Promise her that we're gonna start a training program to strengthen her wings and practice the basics of flying
>>15103057So they're married?
>>15103084Which would you prefer?
>>15101942someone please explain to me what the fuck is happening in that image because I've been staring at it for like 10 minutes
>>15103162The big chunk grows when it slides up. Watch the very bottom left piece.
>>15103035Discord doesn't live in Fluttershy's house. For fuck sake he didn't even talk with Twilight since she became a alicorn and they had to use a special spell to summon him.
>>15103162The chunk of chocolate grows larger
http://derpy.me/agathoidstreaming vintage mlp, starting with the great rainbow caper
>>15103187Yeeaaah I'm not watching that shit.
Streaming Starbound co-op with (progressively drunker) Roogna.derpy.me/Sainederpy.me/Sainederpy.me/Saine
>>15103133did he ded?
>>15103174Thanks, I can't believe I missed that
>>15103194And get a new perspective on life from my side (Some muting may be required)http://derpy.me/ROOGNA
Do you like Scootaloo's house?
>>15103162Was she in the episode today? I know there were a lot of crowds in there, but I didn't notice her in any.
>>15103113Pick her up and plop her in the far.>"We're going on a trip.">'Where?'>"Somewhere nice.">Drive to an airport, she looks at the crafts with some hesitation.>Pop out of a hangar with a pilot, you are decked out in a fancy looking suit.>Perhaps a little too fancy, you get a chuckle from the little Pegasus in front of you.>'You look hilarious!'>"Yeah yeah, try not to wiggle too much, we gotta strap up.">Few minutes in and you are coasting a healthy elevation over the air, Scootaloo gasps when you throw the door of the aircraft open to the cold screaming wind.>Before she can react, and lets face it, all she can do it flail on your chest, you leap out of the aircraft!>You can hardly hear her screams as the wind fills your years, and the flaps on your suit, soon the only thing you hear is the wind.>'I'm flying.' You manage to hear before you feel her flail under you, 'I'M FLYING!'
I want to cum inside Scootaloo
>>15103264you mean her foster house?
>>15103264Still somehow better then Fluttershys house.
>>15103264That's not her house. She's just squatting in it because she's a homeless orphan
In the super hero episode, Applejack will be a batman expy, because they both have dead parents
>>15103360I'm not implying anything. You're a fucking orphan who can't even fly. Stop living in denial.
>>15103355But Anonymous.Applejack IS her parents.
Thanks to the newest episode, skis are now canon. Would you go skiing with pony?
>>15103355She seems to be Wonder Woman. Nothing about her indicates Batman
>>15103389Feels like pony is wearing nothing at all!
>>15103408I was just making a stupid joke
>>15103360jesus, that image is so oversaturated.
>>15103214Unless he's one of those who ski with parachutes he's pretty ded.
>>15103441Turns out that he was one of those.http://tomsk.fm/watch/250318