>rape

>rape

>Rape

time for art. requests please

should I stream?

>>1507438
>reminder

Horse thread.

>>1507416
*fizz*

>>1507438
A little pony shouldnt make my heart feel this way

Derpy thread!

>>1507454
get on the floor

>>1507460
no

Man that sure was a fun horse eh everybody?

shy pony

>>1507462
ITS FANNY BECAUSE LETH IS A BOT XDDDD

Graceful be the Gods.

Any donkey requests?
Will archive 'em for later.

>>1507409
GET TO IT GG

>>1507482

Indeed

>>1507485
obsi plz go

>>1507482
Actually, wrong
It's a reference to 1984, by Orwell

At least, the file name is

UNLESS YOU WERE JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED XDDD

IN HONOR OF THE MOMENTOUS OCCASION OF HUMANITY FINALLY SETTING UP FOR SPACE MINING OPERATIONS

I request space ponies.

>>1507485
Cheeselegs making out with the cashier in a fast food joint

>>1507461
>As Pinkie's first action as eternal ruler of Equestria, everyone gets a new house
>made of chocolate
>>1507463
I love it!
>>1507485
Adoable!

Applejack has NO SONGS

>>1507497
Are you retard?

>>1507482
>its stupid because i pointed out the joke used all caps
ECKSDEEDEEDEEDEE

>>1507457
>>1507458
>>1507459

>>1507498
>space mining

why does this remind me of space station 13

>>1507482

>>1507482
It's funny because Leth and SMILe were both in my waifufagging quest.

It brightened my night, no homo

>>1506519
>twilights brother
>bigmac

BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY GLITTERGLUE

>>1507506
Not that guy, but he's right about the filename

>>1507509
Oh god, everyone is doomed

WHERE IS MY CRACKLE CHANGELING, GG? YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO DRAW IT

>>1507494
Okay...

>>1507485
Hmmm, draw That donkey eating apony.

So what do you think will come first?

Season 3 or episode 3?

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>>1507482
Epic troll 10/10
Would lose again

I thought you liked maids

>>1507498
>my favorite 3 ponies

HNNNNGGGGGHHHHHHH

>>1507507
Anon has a point though. We never exploited the "bot-leth" joke this much when we were on /co/. It's really annoying right now.

>>1507498
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

>>1507486
>a bunch of fattys and a tranny

it's gonna be one of those days again, isn't it

>>1507498
Wait a minute, we don't even have any space pony pictures.

This is wrong on many levels.

>>1507534
>ALPLBLEWM

HERE WE GO AGAIN

>>1507514
I didn't participate.

Apologies.

>>1507515
Read the post and go back to Reddit, faggot.

>>1507460
nothing? not one thing?

>>1507473
okay then

>>1507515
Yes, that's the joke

here's more of chrysalis and discord
even without their full power they still find ways to be obnoxious

Changed the "Voice" sound to a piano, let me know what you think:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/39518350/BigBrotherBestFriendsForeverDRAFT6.mp3

>>1507460
see
>>1507501

Misquoted there

>>1507551
tee hee

>>1507525

Season 3

Might get something pone related in TF2 before episode 3 though.

>>1507551
Hahahaha

>>1507544
Not me...I always post with my name.

>>1507525
oh boy lets talk about tf2 again

>>1507551
Every time

>>1507551
Not sure how you could do it with Pinkie. Hard to get her mad by making fun of her.

>>1507546
That's cool, it got a little more heated than normal.

>>1507566
Yes we know, unfortunately

It was a joke about your maid derail, fag

>>1507551
but being fat has advantages!

>we will never get a wonderolt bellyrub fest

>>1507550

Chrysalis screwing around with rumble while disguised as scootaloo

I've got a very important question guys.

Why is there no changeling rule34 yet? Huh?

inb4 Chrysalis/queen changeling

>>1507555
It's way too sharp in contrast to the rest of the song
You need a happy medium

>>1507591
What if

There was a super cool Equestrian team, like the Wonderbolts

But instead of doing aerial maneuvers

Its bellyrubs

>>1507549
>belonging to a specific internet forum and getting angry when people visit other sites

oh boy do you have problems.

>>1507605
I would wish to join this team

>20% cooler

Still makes me fucking cringe when I see it online.

suddenly ded

>>1507622
even this anon?

>>1507597
Hold up there anon. That's a lot of >implying

>>1507614

>stilts

>>1507615
They have uniforms and everything. But the belly part is cut out and open. And the rest of it is a warm, fuzzy material

>>1507591
It's funny becaue you're the only one who keeps posting that screencap

>>1507591
>you will never bellyrub a pudgy Spitfire

piiiiiiiieeeeee

>>1507642
>Spitfire
>Pudgy

>>1507591
Nuffy I think you have a bellyrub obsession. It needs to stop.

>>1507599
Noted. Something less trebly ('piercing'), then?

>>1507647
I'd prefer it if it were ded currently.

>>1507629

Nothing to talk about. Dark times ahead.

>>1507566
apleleplblwm can you please draw diamondtiara in that suit and make it extremely tight.

So since Chrysalis doesn't like Celestia, is she an atheist then?

>>1507657
Who is Eva supposed to be? Fluer?

>>1507523
O.k. Anon, whatever you say...

>>1507595
ok, should i stream?

>>1507498
have it

>>1507674
she's too sexy to have to worry about moral conundrums

>>1507678
I was talking about eating the pone non sexually you know? Like she kill the pony and eat it but thank you I like it!

>>1507674
>implying Celestia is a god.

>>1507632
I can't find any.
;_;

>>1507672
What a cure pony. I bet it gives really good hugs with all those hands

>>1507630
Its ok when the ponies do it not when the bronies do it.

>>1507699
>Season 3
>each pony says "20% cooler" for all their lines the entire episode

>>1507695
www.e621.net
Happy fapping

>>1507674

You are so dum. Atheism involves not believing in any God. Celestia is there for everyone to see. She's more like a satanist or something.

>>1507681
no

>>1507678
Apone!

>>1507675
I think so, not entirely sure.

>>1507671
It's not when we have nothing to talk about that we should worry, it's when we start MAKING things to talk about. Don't you remember last summer?

>>1507708
I think i would laugh my ass off for like the first few minutes, then have to commit Mercedes-Benze

>>1507681
hell naw

>>1507711

But that's just the queen. Just what I didn't want.

>>1507498
>HUMANITY FINALLY SETTING UP FOR SPACE MINING OPERATIONS
...that's monumentally stupid. There's no fucking way they can make any money off of that.

>>1507690
Goddamnit Anon... s-stop defiling my waifu.
She's pure!

WHO'S A SILLY PONY?

>>1507569

Okay!

>>1507742
They all look the same anyway

>>1507735
This is getting out of hand.

>>1507742
>not finding Chrysalis attractive
you have about fifteen seconds to explain yourself, anonymous

>>1507746
You don't know shit about mining, do you?
There are literally infinite resources in space.

>>1507747
But thats not even porn.

>>1507731
guys what if

you guys

hang on

what if

you guys

hold on now

what if

David Hayter was a VA for the show?

OTTERS AND SEALS DO NOT FLY

>>1507766
>IMPLYING

You are a retard Dash.

>>1507674
>celestia has enough power to lift the sun
>she is easily defeat by every single villain that has attacked her

i am starting to believe celestia is not really raising the sun at all.

>>1507737
>>1507717
truth hurts.

yeah, okay, i wont stream

>>1507755

>>1507764
Hayters gonna hayte

>>1507762
...you have no idea how anything works, do you?

>>1507746
wat
you do realise the sheer quantity of resources in some of those asteroids, right? Some estimates put the amount of rare earth metals in ONE of them as being the equal of all the same metals that have ever been mined on earth. Ever. All just there for the taking.

>>1507760
>>1507752

The regular ones are cuter. I like cuteness.

>>1507681
NO

>>1507762
The problem is how we get that shit from there to here cheap enough.
Just getting enough fuel up is a pain.

>>1507764
>Can love bloom on the battle field?

>>1507777
What a cute filename.

>>1507751

>>1507775
>NMM was just a very elaborate ruse for her to explain a solar eclipse to her duped subjects

Why is she so perfect mlpg

>>1507763
So...?

>>1507775
you can't fight something that cute
when it's taking all of your concentration to not say fuck it and just throw yourself over her, it's difficult to do battle

see, I prefer the "Celestia is a massive slut" theory to the "fraud" theory.

>>1507789
>cuteness
Where the fuck do you think you are?

>lyra will never have hands to jack off her futa cock

WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE

>>1507719
I can't take his name seriously now. Thanks for that.

>>1507783
The cost of mining and transporting shit to and from space is just so monumentally expensive that it wouldn't matter.

The only time that's going to be valuable will be when we've virtually tapped out all of Earth's resources -- and that includes the deep-sea stuff that we haven't ever touched.

The future is SeaQuest.

So he's a thought exercise.

Say a changeling turns into Coke Pone, and you drink from her.

What happens?

Am I a faggot for liking this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSZlAltkYoc

>>1507819
Epic lulz xd

>>1507783
So how the fuck are they going to handle the logistics of transporting it back to earth?

>>1507792
we got to the moon decades ago, some of those asteroids won't be any harder.

>>1507819
Get fucked.

>>1507817
I like cute ponies

my favborite brony is flutteryshy. she has beauftiful yellow and coat swimable eyes

>>1507751
can you please stop being a flaming homo, you're making us look bad

>>1507797
I dont think Applebloom should be on a battlefield....

>>1507825
The coke turns into changeling goo or something, a-la DS9.

>>1507777
Oh god are there hands around here?

>>1507837
brb heart attack

>>1507817

I'm on 4chan! Is it really that wrong of me to expect some shadow freak-pony porn?!

>>1507837
me too

>>1507837
>liking things

>>1507832
At enormous expense. There's a vast difference between sending a few dudes to the moon and making a fucking industrial mining operation in space.

>>1507851
Oh lord that face.

It's so adorable.

>>1507824
I can only assume that the large quantity of multimillionaire businessmen have already considered the economics of it if they think they can pull a profit. Perhaps they're planning to piggyback off of satellite launches, I dunno.

Consider, too, that there's only one trip up - to get everything set up for mining, and then all the other trips are gravity assisted.

>>1507827
It's fucking shite man.

http://sahrkastik.deviantart.com/gallery/

>tickling fetish

>>1507760
How about if Chrysalis is cute and cuddly?

>liking cute things

You guys are a bunch of lamewads! You should like cool things instead, not that you'd even know what cool is!

>>1507809
>thought it was a badly drawn picture of rarity from thumbnail and was about to agree with you

fuck off scratchfag you are a fan of the fandom i hope you realize this.

>>1507867
Except they figure the amount brought back from mining operations could be measured in the trillions.

THE TRILLIONS MAN. IT'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.

>>1507851
How would Lyra react if she met Mr. Hands?

>>1507856
thats like your 3rd one today nasse.

>>1507873
That implies that you can get all the equipment up in one trip and doesn't include actually getting it back to earth.

>>1507885
Sorry, Dash, but you're a cutie. Cutest thing in the skies.

>>1507885

>Implying that the 'cool' ponies aren't cute as hell.

>>1507875
aww

>>1507896
Lyra has been frightened by a ghost

>>1507901
That's not filly Fluttershy

>>1507856
You know she's just sitting there waiting for you to kiss her and ask her how her day has been.

>>1507901

Are you trying to kill him?

I know, it's getting hard to think of alternative ways to express it

>>1507885
But Dash you are the cutest of them all

>>1507927
>>1507901
Stupid fourchan eating my links

>>1507827

It's bad, probably his worst one

>>1507873
>there's only one trip up
That's highly dubious.

As far as the peeps financing it doing research, maybe, but rich people come up with plans for dumb shit all the time. I'll believe it when I see it.

>>1507891
Meanwhile, it cost them trillions to get up there, and their money would have been better-spent on financing conventional mining operations. Opportunity cost and all that.

>>1507877

>>1507904
Who cares about getting it back to earth? It's asteroid mining equipment, what the fuck do we want with it? In either case, after the asteroid is fully mined the cost of bringing that back home would be a comparative drop in the ocean.

A lot of the metals we use quite simply don't occur on earth, and what we have was deposited here by asteroid strike. They're expensive, and rare, and there's shitloads of the stuff up there.

>>1507936
How a cat can be so expressive...

>>1507827
>mic the microphone

i enjoyed the first carot song he did but i dont care for ANYTHING else he has done

>>1507936
Well then take this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRx_iXgLAyw

>>1507952

Cats, man

>>1507951
By "it" I mean the mined materials, dumbshit.

>>1507841
>can you please stop being a flaming homo

no

>>1507960
cats are nice

>>1507917

I'd cuddle that cute pone any day
and tell her I like what she did with her mane

dumb hick edition

>>1507935
Yellowquiet seems to be your favorite pone Nasse, so what is your opinion on Speedycloud?

>>1507982
>You will never do this with Applebloom
you being the cat, of course

>>1507956
This remix of that is alright, over the top as fuck, but alright.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g90oigRJ-0c

>>1507896
Be disappoint she does not have a penis to rail him with.

>>1507993
This shit's pretty funny

>>1507993
Dont talk shit about mai waifu.

>>1507993
>Applebloom runs into them in disguise
>She doesnt understand its not really them
>Has a traumatic experience

>>1507997
No pony is bad pony, she just happens to be my least favourite of the main 6.
Also least drawn I think...

>>1507890
Sorry but anything said to me by someone who likes Rarity is ignored

>>1507997
>Yellowquiet seems to be your favorite pone Nasse,

Where have you been all this time?

Before the episode, everyone said the hiatus would be ruled by Cadencefags. If only they knew...

>>1508017
>Derpy will never enthusiastically if improperly dress your wounds after a bad accident

>Listening to bronies sing

Rather off myself thanks. No faster way to ruin a song other than male jap lyrics.

>>1507485
>>1507678
draw her having a crush

Any coloring requests?

>>1507993
ahh poor Applejack.

>>1508025
>Has a traumatic experience
Chrysalis and Discord (in disguise) would make out in front of her if they thought it would work
even though neither of them would enjoy it

>>1507827
>Liking anything by TLT or Mic
>2012
>Any point in time

>>1508026
>least favourite

You're dead to me, Nasse.

>>1508026
I still want a pic of Dash in a pretty dress from you. I know you did that one but you have gotten better since then.
>>1508029
I said seems only because i dont recall him explicitly stating it.

http://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/mlpg/pony_should_pony_pony_rape_edition/

Hey guys, I made a RYM page for this album, help me edit/rate/review it.

>>1508038
>"Ok, time to clean the wound!"
>Pulls out of iodine
>Puts some in a spoon
>"Here comes the airplane! Naaarrrrooow! Open up, toot toot!"

>>1508036
It's been surprisingly calm today, actually. Less and less as time's gone by.

Granted the more dedicated members of the swarm aren't going to be around for another five hours or so.

>>1508044

What's the matter, bro? Can't take all this radicalness?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdoAnBY4MvE

>>1508049
YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT, SHOULD I TELL YOU AGAIN?

>>1508062
Applebloom's reaction would be enjoyable enough for them

>>1508047
Okidoki.
>implying I would've finished work anyway.

God damn, I hate football (soccer to you amerifags).

>>1508087

>>1507993
>Gee Golly Jeepers
I laughed harder than I should have

>>1508102
EAT SHIT BARCA!

>>1508065
I blame MMDW.
Mind you I didn't say I don't like her

>>1508047

having a crush on Toola-Roola, they have the same cutie mark

>>1508087
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

>>1508080
I think I'm pretty dedicated
the last words I whispered last night were "for you, my queen"
immediately after I finished to a picture of her

>>1508089
yes

>>1508111
CHELSEA FAN?

>>1508112
But she was so bro tier in DQ and HCFS!

>>1508080
I want her to stick me in a cocoon and use my dick as a protein dispenser

>>1508071
I had a good chuckle at that

>>1508124
No, but I want to start a riot. I like Barcelona, best team of the history

>>1508121
>tfw I thought you guys were being silly with that, but ended up whispering to her as I climaxed last time

>>1508136
I'd be her personal cuddle-toy

>>1508144
Barcelona are good, but we'll knock you off your pedestal.

But we probably won't.

>>1508049
This.

>>1507993
I really like the idea of people making fun of Applejack by acting even more exaggeratedly down home


>"Howdy y'all! Whooie, its sure is hot. I feel like hog swimming in butter. Best I reckon we go down there to the general store and make us a telegram!

>>1508136
Oh but that's such a waste of resources. Surely the rest of your body can be put to use somehow...

>>1508153
>that feel
it just seemed like the right thing to do at the time
it felt nice

>>1508135
Dragon Quest?
She was barely there
I agree she could have been a lot worse in Hurricane Fluttershy (which I presume HCFS means)

>>1508123
MY BUTT, WHY YOU NEVER COLOR IT?

>>1508168
HAIR WHERE

>>1508179
THERE IS NO MANE BECAUSE THAT WAS THE CHALLENGE.

>>1508163
What would it be like to be a pony's cuddle toy?

>>1508178
I'll spank you, that'll colour it red.

>>1508174
Maybe she would eat me?

>>1508175
it did, didn't it? seemed a little less selfish somehow

>>1508202
OMG GUISE, THE CHANGELING COLOURS WERE A SHOUT OUT TO PAST SINS AND BRONYDOM XD

>>1508166
Barcelona has all the second half and they are playing with advantage. I say it will end 3-1

>>1508202
>It's mane time
>No dad please

>>1508195
You mean being nothing more than a toy for their affections? Practically a possession, existing only to squeeze and be squeezed? Living each day in the hazy glow of contented servitude, knowing that you need only obey to feel fulfilled?

Probably pretty good.

>>1508177
>barely there
did we watch the same episode? I mean i guess she was barely there if you also considered Rarity and Twilight barely there. But she was constantly jumping to try and stop and save spike out of worry for him.

>find decent art of Teen Spike
>They put wings on him

NO STOP FUCKING DOING THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE WINGS FUCK

fortuantly I have enough know how to edit them out.

Looking good?

>>1508222
You might be right, but that's the beauty of the beautiful game, you just never know.

That goal by Ramirez was completely out of nowhere.

>>1508210
I just hope she can use my love, even if it's barely a snack for her. Every little helps.

>>1508228
She never did anything unlike Twilight of Rarity she was just there.

Applejack is very naughty pony.

> implying you didn't see it coming

>>1508222
divegrass is shit

>>1508228
Maybe I remember wrong, I should watch the whole series again by now.

>>1508246
It begins.

>>1508214
>I'd named all my Nyx files cheeses
>Chrysalis's nickname is cheeselegs

pretty cool coincidence, I thought

>>1508175
>>1508153
Whenever I first admitted to doing this yesterday, I got called autistic and laughed at. But sure, NOW it's cool. Sure. Fuck you guys.

>>1508246

Those socks don't have NEARLY enough holes in them.

>>1508244
She led the birds in her choir, so she did something. She did as much as Rarity or AJ.

Obviously Twilight did the most because it was her episode, mostly.

>>1508246
>no holes
pic ruined

>>1508234
Yeah, just like the previous match. Also you are my negro right now

>>1508255
But that's because you're legitimately autistic.

>>1508244
Well Rarity's reaction to them throwing that tail wresteling implied that was Dash's idea

>>1508255
Hey, it IS autistic

it just feels so right, too
I didn't plan it, it just happened

>>1508245
>"Hee-yuk, hee-yuk! I dun no what all these funny papper squiggles are, but that there Celestia sure does like cake!"

>>1508251
I prefer gookclick

>>1508264
Well now you're talking about a completely different episode.

>>1508222
>barcelona winning without refball

>>1508264
We are talking about DW dude.

>>1508267
oh

thanks for clearing that up for me

>>1508266
You're mine too. I'd play a game of football with you non sexually.

>>1508299
I mean DQ and Dash.

>>1508246
They totally fucked up her build. She's supposed to be sleek and slim, not have the mass of an actual horse...

>>1508264
We are talking about Dash in Dragon Quest bro.
>>1508253
Thats always a good idea

>>1508047
I've got this handled!

>>1508255
Its not like this was a good thread before this.
Just keep the fuck out of threads that have a good discussionabout anything going and you'll only be annoyingly autistic, rather than worth putting the effort in to filter autistic.

>>1508324
10/10

>>1508325
>Effort
It literally took me five minutes to filter all of his filenames

So, it says here that your hobby is... watching a little girls show? Am I reading that right?

>>1507463
That's downright adorable.

>>1508324
Kel/10

Someone needs to draw a filly version of Chrysalis.

>>1508227

Best job ever.

>>1508281
My /sp/ is terrible, is gookclik starcraft/a moba or pingpong?

>>1508336
>implying you'd ever put that in your resume

>>1508336
I also masturbate to it.
Regularly.

>>1508336
You read that wrong, it's actually "Masturbating to a little girls' show"

>>1508336
>Smile's boss

>>1508324
Haha, those thing taste great.

>>1508358
>Wow her vag is all wet!

>>1508232
Mah nigga
That always pisses me off.

>>1508349

there's like three of them already. unfortunately I have none of them at the moment

>>1508352
It's Starcraft

>>1508227
I'd keep the bed warm for my pone waiting for her to return every day

>>1508336
>putting that on your resume

that said I have "nerf modding" on my resume and that apparently scored me some points with the guys who interviewed me for my internship last summer

>>1508266
Now it's a fucking penalty.

>that feel when Barca are always loved by referees.

>>1508350
>Requires: 3+ years of cuddle experience OR 2+ years of snuggle experience AND A degree in hugging
>is an entry level position with no prospects for advancement

>>1508353
I bet a brony or two have already

>>1508370
Ahh, cool.
Does table tennis have a name?

>>1508384
I have little doubt, but god damn.

>>1508392

>>1508371
would you make sure her dinner was ready by the time she got home, and then crawl under the table and lovingly caress their body while they eat?

>>1508383
>is completely satisfying work

>>1508371

Who goes straight to bed after getting home? You gotta cook a nice dinner for the two of you.

Then once you're both nice and full, move to the couch for a little post-meal cuddling.

>>1508395
Also, they put their email address in their resume.

>>1508383
>that feel when your degree in hugging is useless because you're in the real world

What the fuck am I going to do with a degree in hugging

>>1508404
>apehoop
>not floorsqueak

Fuck everything

>>1508363
>>1508358

>>1508325
>good thread
>MLPG

wha-

>>1508411
But that's pretty much the standard nowadays.

>>1508411
>rainbowdash866@equestria.com

>>1508406
The Pinkest bat, Ever...

>>1508383
Well it helps that I have a doctorate in Hugging.

In fact, my thesis on the biological and emotional reasons for hugging caused a storm within ponydom, and I am a the most respected hugger in the lands.

>>1508100
yay!

>>1508404
>chong pong
No wonder I was confused.

Fuck, I always forget how funny these are.

>>1508419
you can use it to get a masters in snuggling if you're willing to go through another year

>>1508411
>not having a formal email adress
its like they dont even want a job

>>1508405
>>1508409
I get to cook for her? I thought I was just a snuggle toy...

That's wonderful news!

>>1508426
>RD20%cooler.brony@gmail.com

Would you hire someone with an email like that?

>>1508438
Sorry, you're overqualified. She's looking for a cuddleslut that doesn't just want a stopgap job.

>>1508460
Of course not.
But I hope even bronies aren't autistic enough to do that.

>>1508475
You dare to question the legitimacy of the amount of autism a brony has?

Kinda strange request but does anyone know of a really bad gay fanfic?

Hopefully one where Big Mac's dick is referred to as his "Bic Mac"?

>>1508475
You are underestimating their ways of thought.

>>1508475
Shit, I had people in my highschool applying to jobs using shit like >doomstonerXXX234@hotmail.com
People are retarded.

>>1508232
I'm going to assume the lack of replies means I did a job where it's impossible to tell what I edited and what isn't

Gonna add it's partner picture.

>>1508404
>no fencing name

>ftw hipster sport

>>1508501
>>1508492
>>1508500
Sorry

ENGLISH CLASS.

"Someone" goes with "is" or "are"?

Same with "People".

>>1508467
It's not a stopgap job, sir, in fact I've found the scientific cuddling role to be too mundane.

When I got my doctorate, I believed my career would involve hugging all day long, helping ponies feel better. But unfortunately all I do is watch other ponies hug each other and I record the responses, I use these guinea pig ponies to create the perfect hug. But as a scientist I am not allowed to hug test subjects, nor am i allowed to be a test subject myself. There's a certain etiquette to being a scientist, never experiment on yourself.

Now, I want a nice calm career in actual hugging. I apologise if my qualifications are too much, but my dedication to hugging more than speaks for itself.

Why are everyone automatically spouting how changelings are evil? They're just higher on the emotional food chain than ponies. Feeding on them is their biological slot.
You don't call bees evil for sucking nectar out of flowers do you? It's like I'm actually in 18th century where being black and skinny automatically makes you some kind of a sub-human monster.
I think ponies should be more open minded towards changelings and not automatically assume they're out to get them whenever a swarm happens to come nearby.

Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?

>>1508498
pfft

>>1508519
someone is
people are

>>1508528
Applejack is a very naughty pony.

>>1508519
Someone is.
People are.

>>1508530
?

>>1508440
These ponies will be the end of me
Hnnnnnnnnnngh

>>1508454

sometimes you're her cuddle-toy, sometimes you're her cook, sometimes you're her comfort

anything that will put a smile on her face

>>1508524
Are you really willing to work for minimum wage, with no holiday time? Though you can go with her when SHE goes on holiday, you're still on the job

>>1508324
>your art is never this cute
I just can't grasp the feeling of such adorable art. It pains me so.

>>1508525
They laid siege to the capital city and imprisoned/attacked their 2 princesses. They might not be inherently evil, but their actions were.

>>1508519
Someone goes with is, since it refers to a single person. As in "Someone is going to fucking pay for this"

People can go with either, depending on how it's used. When used to refer to several individuals, as in "Those people are fucking idiots", you use are. When referring to a cultural group, it can use 'is', but I assume that's not what you mean.

>>1508557
Speaking of cook, what do they exactly eat anyways other then love?

I bet you thought this was going to be a pic of a cute pony. Sorry, its just me Derpy

Cheese Legs Hoof Job

>>1508547
Artsy requested by Nosso. Sorry it took forever dude!

>>1508525
I don't remember Twilight having green eyes

>>1508557
It's basically a nicer word for slave
doesn't it just roll off of the tongue? "Cuddleslut". Repeat after her, "Cuddleslut"
when she asks you what you are, just repeat it, and everything will be okay
just do what she says, and everything will be okay

>>1508567
Maybe if you stopped being so weird, you know.

>>1508555
its ok, Fluttershy is a doctor

>>1508586
Was literally the first drawing of her in these threads, I think.

>>1508585
I like you, Derpy.

I could probably rape you and you wouldn't even know what was going on.

It'd be great.

>>1507678
her knees look like big sagging boobs

>>1508585
Dont kid yourself derpy

>>1508600
I try.

When is PHN gonna update again? She hasn't done anything for a long time. Did she finish the Fluttershy yet?

>>1508617
Did somebody say Derpy rape?

>>1508560
Money was never my motivation, all I wanted to do was become the best and most respected hugger in the world.

I am the most respected hugging scientist, but that's not someone who hugs.

If I could wind the clock back, I'd have applied for a trainee hugging role, perfecting my skill through experience. I don't have much hugging experience, since all I did was watch ponies hug through experimental hugging positions and locations.

However, my scientific background has actually made me an expert hugger.

I am actually close to a breakthrough in hugging, I am close to making the biggest discovery in the history of hugging. I know that my hugging client would want to be a part of this.

And, I just want to make her feel good through my hugging.

>>1508589
Thank you!
>>1508608
Nope, it was just a few other porn images

Who the fuck spams Nyx and why the report button does nothing?