So 409 got an official episode title: Pinkie Apple Pie! Who knows why she's traveling with the Apple family, but it should be fun. Two(four) farm girls (plus a farm guy) on the road! It'd be nice to know where they're going, though.And really, in a way, aren't all of us Apples to the core?>>15043161Previous thread.
Derpy is a very ugly pony.
>>15049979>aren't all of us Apples to the core?No
Guys please they're just goobers.
Can someone give me another Main 6 picture pls
>>15050000Quads comfirms, Episode will make you sob hysterically.
>>15050015fuck you fluttershit
>>15050057Here you go
Gotta start drawing again after a long while. Gimme some requests.
>>15049755>>15049773>>15049861I just...want to feel a little pony nuzzling up to me.I want it so bad.oh god I'm a faggot.
>>15050093Best pony making dresses.
>>15050093If you want, draw best pony huddling in a blanket, feeling comfy and all.
Is hugging a royal guard a crime?
>>15050100>oh god I'm a faggot.
>>15050100hugging newborn foals is an actual job at horse farms.too bad other parts of the job are awful. daily genital cleaning and massaging, shoveling horsepoop, washing horses.also there is a thing you do where you put on the full arm glove go all the way into the horses ass and pull out all of the shit. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY THEY DO THIS BUT I AM SURE THERE IS A GOOD REASON.
>>15050158The worst of crimes.
>>15050158Do it and bring us the result.
>>15050187I am prepared for the judgment of the court after I hug a dayguard and play with a nightguard's ear tufts
>>15050179Talk about getting your beauty sleep!
>>15050158no but it is against the rules for the guards to have boners on the job.he could lose his job from getting a hugboner
>>15050100Anon I don't think your heart would be able to handle the little ponies.
>>15050099sorry, just one pony, but from the main 6, and i would rather not say
>>15050090>people will pay 2-3 times a normal drawing for the artist to run it through puppet warp and call it animated
>>15050197What a horrible pony you posted there anon
Pony told me to surrender my heart to darkness
>>15050230Where's Pinkie's foreleg placed?
>>15050216>hug a guard>hear a wet slap>he's fully erect even though his face betrays no emotion
>>15050238pony says it's for the best
>>15050228that shit is about as animated as a holographic Yugioh card
>>15050224Well alright then
>>15050223I'd love it for it to be common for pony to climb into my lap just to watch tvLike they just show up and hop in and tell me to change the channel to Animal Planet. There's a whole couch too.
>>15050202>Anonymous goes down in Equestrian history as the wanton hugger of guards>a villain never matched to this day
Why is she so adorable and perfect?
>>15050280Pinkie Pie, i am a fucking year older than you, and if you don't stop patting my fucking head i'll ruin your asshole with a tire iron
>>15050280Still one of my favorite character moments in S1. The face on Fluttershy and what she says makes it so great.
>>15050298>>15050280>bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk
>>15050279Because insects are cool.
>>15050179You need to help them learn to poop, anon.They need to learn shit has to go out.
>>15050179There used to be a tripfag here who worked on a farm and had to tend to the horses occasionally. He once regaled us with the tale of how you have to clean a horse's smegma out of their dicks by hand in order to prevent infection.Was it RCH?
>>15050342Walk me hard, you monster!
Why is Rarity such a slut?
>>15050348this of course BEGS the question about how horses in the wild avoid infection
>>15050332>cleavage but hoovesDick cannot compute.
>>15050356more semen pumping the old stuff out
If youre feeling blue, I'LL PAINT THE TOWN RED!
>>15050368>>15050342>>15050313This is getting really irritating.
>>15050385I see a pink pone and I want it painted green
>>15050408I'LL SERENADE YOU STANDING ON MY HEAD
>>15050384Because to be good at drawing you have to start as a child like that chick
>>15050252people have low standards for what is deemed to be 'animated'I blame Hussie
>>15050419Why is Pinkie Pie spying on those fillies?
>>15050179>also there is a thing you do where you put on the full arm glove go all the way into the horses ass and pull out all of the shit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k76mXT-Ir8Maybe you're thinking of this?
>>15050383i didn't know that smegma was semen residue
Does anybody here live in Portland, Oregon?I will pay you 250 bucks to let me crash for two weeks until I find a real apartment.
>>15050384That gave me feels. I used to draw nice pictures of me and my family as a kid, now I draw pony porn...
>>15050179I'd appreciate it if i was a horse. The shit pulling, i mean
>>15050458It's also the name of a pokemon
>>15050450>Red Forman grabs a beer.gif
>>15050465I do. Do you wear a fedora? Are you fat? Do you have a neck beard? If you answered yes to any of these questions then proceed to next set of questions.Do you bathe daily? Practice oral hygiene everyday?if you ansered yes to both of these questions, your ok
>>15050491He looks like smegma
>>15050490What about his ok?
>>15050490>tfw bathe daily but didn't change underwear for a week>tfw i would have been better not bathing with clean underwear>tfw girl i like hats me now
>>15050438When you start young it takes many years to developwhen you start when you're older, you can do the same amount of work in a noticeably lesser amount of time
>>15050530>>tfw bathe daily but didn't change underwear for a weekWHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT?
what are you listening tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxezbqwbTVY
>You want me to wear what?
>>15050490>Do you wear a fedora?I only own one hat, and that's if it's snowing. But it's a beanie.>Are you fat?120 pounds>Do you have a neck beard?I wish I could grow more than shitty stubble.>Do you bathe daily?Old Spice Arctic>Practice oral hygiene everyday?Crest 3D white with purple mouthwashI also wouldn't talk about horses unless you brough them up.
>>15050548Los gemidos de tu madre.
>>15050545weak excuse, but i didn't have electricity or running water, and i felt like shit (showered at the gym)
>>15050558>Do you bathe daily?>Old Spice Arcticso no
>>15050542That's if you haven't been affected by mental disorders when you grow up
>>15050555This Wonderbolt costume.
>>15050574It's the flavor of my bodywash
>>15050545because you sweat from your armpits and your brow and all over your body if you actually do work
>>15050558Old Spice arctic? Are you serious? Nigga Are You serious? You aren't welcome
>my mfw when I have never encountered a brony in the wildGod is real and He loves me
>>15050558Don't talk to strangers, Twily
>>15050594It's not like I use body spray.It's body wash.I like getting sudsy
>>15050592Your balls sweat too and, believe it or not, the stench is intense.
>>15050596»my MFW wwhen I've been to two bronycons
>>15050606Old Spice smells like shit
>>15050332Reminder that HoiHoi has gone to shit and he sold out himself.
>>15050558>120 poundsAhaha what the fuckHow you so skinny nigga
>>15050609yeah, i made the added mistake of working out in the underwear i was wearing all week
>>15050609maybe yours doI'm going to go change my underwear now regardless
>>15050629Nothing to unf about.
>>15050627Reminder you are a jellyfag
>>15050558>TwifagHe should let you rot in the streets
>>15050558>purple mouthwashIs this some kind of twifag thing? I sware I seen another twifag who ONLY uses purple mouthwash
>>15050609who doesn't love the smell of nuts
pinkie...apple pie...i like the sound of this
>>15050548>>15050564>>15050567>>15050623>>15050631>>15050657These are not pony at all. Fuck off to /b/>>>/b/
>>15050661Only my nuts, I like to smell my sheets. But I don't like when someone next to me smells like penis.
>>15050643No, no, you got it all wrong. His haters since before were sissy ass bronies jealous of his talent.Now he's shit. What a shame that the only capable drawfag in this fandom went this way.
>>15050683>WAH I JUST WANT TO SPAM MY YOUTUBE LINK IN A PONY THREAD!?!?!?Faggots like you belong in the /b/ thread. If you are not here for pony, then fuck off.>>>/b/
>>15050692>he still hasn't killed himself
>>15050675It makes good background sound for drawingSpeaking of, any requests?
>>15050669>implying thats not worsenigga, you better reassess your life.
>>15050465how did you lose your old place nathan?
Anonymous is getting sent off to jelly school because little anony can't draw pone porn for $450+ a pop
>>15050702eat a spoonful of cinnamon powder without throwing up
>>15050465You're in fucking Portlandjust nab a sleeping bag and sleep in an alley
>>15050705doesn't he live with his parents?
>>15050626people dont like the smell of old spice?admittedly, the only good old spice is the original old spice. its how a man smells
>>15050703If it's any consolation, AJ is my second favoriteRD>AJ>TS>R>FS>PP
>>15050702Gloomy and Marker Pony being drunk
>>15050728>TS in the top 3KillYourSelF
>>15050721I'm actually in Seattle, but want to move to Portland ASAP>>15050705Not Nathan. I already own a place.
>>15050702Draw best pony sitting next to the fireplace while using the laptop.
>>15050728>rarity and twilight not last in a list of at least 30>pleasemy friend. you certainly need a role model in your life. this is not healthy.
>>15050742why are you moving to portland?
>>15050668>>15050692okay fine, no more youtube links.let's get back to discussing our fetishes!oiled up bare feet. especially if their soles are all wrinkly.
pony says it's a satchel, not a purse
>>15050713But I'm already doing that>>15050735>>15050748Maybe>>15050742Why are you moving out of the MASTER CITY
>>15050770How about you fuck off to /b/?>>>/b/
>>15050761I travel a lot.I have plenty of money saved from working, and want to move to Portland to get into the large comics community there. Maybe even intern at a comics publishing studio downtown while working part time.
>>15050716Yeah, but does he really need to sacrifice the virgin of Quality on the altar to the dark gods for money?
>>15050770Where's the fucking pony you shit?
>>15050791How about you fuck off to /b/?>>>/b/
>>15050804the pony is inside you
>>15050716FUCK OFF FUCKING PRUDECAN'T YOU SEE I HAVE NOTHING (NEW) TO FAP TO???
>>15050797>Portland, OR>comicsYou going to Stumptown? I always love hearing about it
>>15050741>being a brony:^)
>>15050820At least it's better than programming.
>>15050797theres a large comics community here? what the fuck. i'd like to know more about this.
>>15050851>twilight will never be the very best
So what did you get your favorite pony for christmas?
>>15050850samefagnice editing skills
>>15050836>>15050797Oh, swing by Powells tooLast time I was there I saw Kate Beaton's book
>>15050850nice photoshop you fucken idiot
>>15050857If she's anything like Ash, I'll be surprised if she hasn't killed herself by headbutting a fucking pidgey
>>15050864nothingI only bought presents for my parents because I'm shit at gifting
>>15050857but she already is. the problem is what do you do when you achieve being the best.
>>15050864a sack of dragon diarrhea
So nobody in Portland wants 300 bucks?I would sleep on the floor/couch for two weeks.
>>15050864A nice scarf.
Pony told me that you always think everything is about you
Pony has a small list of grocery items she needs>American cheese>2% milk>sugar cubes, 6 boxes>wonder bread
>>15050864I am sure Fluttershy would LOVE a new bird feeder.
>>15050929lol it's princess pinkie
>>15050900if i wasnt a professional NEET living at my parents house i would let a mlpgbro stay in the spare room
>>15050948Did she get Dash a fucking cloud?
>>15050923She loves it.
Pony showed you the drawing, and told you it was "organized chaos"
>>15050944Pony is going to get the diabetes if she keeps eating like that.
>>15050948i need more of this
>>15050969but wonder bread has green in it, that's healthy
>>15050944>bleached white breadit's like you don't even know Pony
>>15050969>implying it isnt good for her marshmallow skin
This thread is going to places...
>>15050948why do so many people think horse dicks are completely flat on the top? no penis in existence has a flat head.
So Hasbro just put the new episode up on Hubworld.Would you guys like to have the episode 2 days early, or would you prefer to save it all until Saturday?
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>15051006If you're not joking I'd love it nowI won't be able to watch it all weekend
>>15051014Fuck off nuffy.
>>15051014hes joking you idiot. he did this same epic trolling last week
>>15051006save it to saturday again, if your even legitdaring don't was quite nice epsiode dayalso it's a rumoured song episode, so it'd be nice not to have spoilers of it
I got the horse.Also, when she blinks, her eyes use Flash Sentry's eye texture, so her eyes turn blue and her eyelids turn orange.It's really weird.
>>15051024shut the fuck up, Morde
>>15051064>someone keeps pressing B
>>15051006>Would you guys like to have the episode 2 days earlyGreat!I wanted to watch the last episode with mlpg as it aired, but apparently everyone here are a bunch of elitist fucks obsessed with keeping "the piss" out.
>>15051037stop spending all of my money on furry porn and pony game characters
>>15050117>making me choose a best ponySorry, I like them all, so have a drawing of all 6 making a dress.I still got some time. Gimme some more SFW requests. And please specify ponies.
Pony says your first mistake was leaving the door open
i have the episode leak but i will only share it if 20 people here admit that mlpg is shit and everyone here is mega brony.GO
>>15051104>implying I paid anything at allpls
>>15051006Please don't release it.There are going to be assholes screaming to release it now and people with genuine time constraints, but it's just going to break up show discussion and make everyone stressed
>>15051006>people still falling for this
>>15051119Oh that's cuteSome one had the idea the other day of Dash and Fluttershy tying big bows around the base of each other's tails so I request that
>>15051119Applejack teaching Twilight how to square dance. Twilight is confused that squares have nothing to do with it.
Pony thinks you're just trying to scare Pony, because creeping people out is what you do. It's the only thing you have
>>15051147But I love pony and I don't know any other way to tell her...
>>15051147I wonder if they would mind me calling them ponyI don't think I'd mind them calling me human so maybe not
I have the episode leak, but i won't release it until one boat blows up the other boat. You have until midnight
>>15051141>>15051144 Alright, gimme an hour. Or two.
>>15051167SOMEONE DO IT
>>15051217get out of my chair
>>15051167>I have the episode leakI have season finale where they finally open the box but we all agreed on Skype chat to avoid releasing it. It will upset many fans and especially hasbro.
>>15051217I love you more than anything in this worldAnd it feels so right
Why do they say 16:10 for screen sizeswhy not 8:5
>>15051221That chair looks way too small for someone like you.
>>15051226>It will upset many fansWell, yeah, because the box is empty.The prize is the adventures they went through to open it, and not something that is in the box.
>>15051221No.>>15051235Ew weirdo. Go write your horse fanfiction.
>>15051248>the box is empty.>The prize is the adventures they went through to open it, and not something that is in the box.I will literally eject hot blood out from my anus if that happens
>>15051248Nope, it is not. But I'm pretty sure you are not even close in your guess.
>people actually hate this goofballWhycome?
>>15051147Scaring people is fun.
>>15051299He's just an annoying character with an annoying voice. His personality is being stupid.
>>15051217You better have not made that chair all soggy.
>>15051248Inside the box is season 5.
Pony knowingly pointed at her head and went "the thing about smart mothafuckas, is that they sound like crazy mothafuckas, to dumb mothafuckas" and then gave me a wide grin
>>15051324That's why I don't like him. He/you asked.I don't hate him i'd just prefer he not be in an episode.
>>15051290>they open the box>it appears to be empty>Pinkie Pie chimes in "hey girls, maybe the prize is just the fact that we all worked together and overcame our differences to make this happen. Maybe the real prize is...our friendship! And to think we almost lost sight of that!">they all group hug>Rarity takes one last peak in the box>Actually a $1,000,000,000 bit bill taped to the bottom of the box>Holds it up slowly>They all start fighting>10 minute long knock-down drag-out combat scene ending with Twilight Sparkle winning and the mutilated bodies of her 5 friends sprawled out around herThis is how the season will end.
>>15051217>>15051312whoops!looks like Twilight forgot to wipe!
>>15051311>>15051329If being annoying and stupid and having a stupid, annoying voice is all it takes then explain why people like Rainbow Dash
>>15051244>>15051258LOVE ME, HORSE
>>15051311And Snip's Personality is being a faggot
>check paheal>kevinsano has copycats now
>>15051365I'm sorry but horse loves me.
Pony asked if you "put any effort into this at all" and then threw it in the rubbish bin
Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
>>15051387IT'S TWIAHLIGHT SPARKUL'S BUHLEWN!
>>15051406NOONE KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS, BUT IT'S PROVOCATIVE. IT GETS THE PEOPLE GOING!
>>15051390Pony has to learn to be nicer
>>15051429It means that her friends will not be outlived by Twilight Sparkle.
>>15051390Yes, I like when pony punish me for being a bad servant
>>15051365you can only have one horse.this ones mine.
>>15051432Pony said kindness is weakness and a sick desperation to be loved by other people
>>15051415>Everybody needs to get a blimp>Cause blimps are pretty pimp>You can fill it up with air>But that wont get you anywhere>Advertise upon the side>Take your girlfriend for a ride>Just fill up the ballon with the very best gas in toon>HELIUM>You need helium to fill that bitch up>Its the second symbol on the periodic table>Oxygen and nitrogen are way behind it>As chemicals go they're both pretty stupid>HELIUM>HELIUM>HELIUMDon't breathe it in thoughhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik9WEW2o8FA
>>15051447Mine's this one.
>>15051465THIS IS A FETISH
>>15051435no, it's about as cryptic as they come. She might as well have not said anything
>>15051447I got this one on sale
>>15051477You see, when a Twilight Sparkle dies, it does so at pretty much the same time or earlier than her friends. That's how they don't live longer.
>>15051452Pony is wiser than it looks
>>15051447Are background ponies up for grabs? She seems excitable.
>>15051501Pony wants the fat 4kids to go and stop pretending like they fit in.
>>15051320>open the box>a great evil awakens
>>15051502>All the other ponies think it's kind of weird that Lyra calls herself your pet>They don't mind so much but the jingly noise her collar makes when she's out and about is a little irritating
>>15051119Oh welcome back mlpanon.Draw best pony eating pudding
>>15051369Aw thanks, anon, you're swell too.
>>15051502yes but only one horse per anon.
>>15051447Would you kill someone who took your horse, even if that would break horse's heart? Or would you let them be happy and leave
>Equestria Girls spin off>there's an episode where we find out that Sunset Shimmer has gone missing>this conflict doesn't get resolved until several episodes later>every time there's a new episode that doesn't address her disappearance, a thread with pictures of her being raped and tortured is posted.
>>15051521hhngg that's adorable
>>15051483>>15051473>>15051447Fools. The best horse is mine.
Are you getting into the Christmas spirit, MLPG?
Would you play a game set during Celestia's and Luna's childhood, where you have to help them save the world from all the bad things that lurk within the world, as well as build the Equestrian Empire?
>>15051531dunno. i'd probably try to atleast make it look like it wasnt my fault. but make that anon have "accident"
>>15051575I'm gonna build my own empire, with evil and dark magic. That'll show them.
>>15051515Pony actually doesn't judge anyhuman by what pictures they post, or what media they like, and pointed out that the thread is too bare to be redirecting anyone
>>15051571Ew you can have that horseThis one is mine
>>15051574i've had an unreasonable fetish for anallingus for about 2 months now
Pony says you'll find that the less bread a man eats, the healthier he is
Pony said everyhuman is really defensive, almost unreasonably so. Especially the adult ones
YOU FOOLSTHIS PONY IS NOW MINE AND MINE ALONEWE SHALL BE CHILLFOREVER
My life in a nutshell
>>15051658>a good napNaps are like the best thing after finals
>>15051682Outdoors too, if you aren't afraid of snipers
>>15051682>napsEvery time I try to nap i wake up 7-8 hours later. Alarms dont seem to wake me i just fully fall asleep
>>15051668>not having a best friend whom you are in a pact with to destroy eachother's computers in case of death>and delete everything using your master password
>>15051697Why would I be afraid of a camper?
Pony has found that the amount of time for a good nap is the time it takes from a pencil to drop out of her mouth
>>15051702I have the opposite problemI can't sleep if I know an alarm is going to go off soon so I end up wasting my whole nap thinking about the alarm and never get any sleep
>>15051707>that realization hundreds of years after you are dead someone will come across porn images you drew and fap to them.
>>15051668I love her Chesty comics
Bestest colt is now mine!And I'll mae sure he's not for sexual forever!
>>15051709good napping spots and a sniper's range are one in the same. If you're comfortable napping there, a sniper can see you. Out in the open, possibly in the sunlight, away from buildings, because you have a nice breeze going.
drawing is so hard and drainingwhy do I love it
>>15051750drawing is so fun and refreshingwhy do I hate it
>>15051750>hard and drainingTRIGGER
Guys I married Rarity
>>15051750because you like it hard and draining
>>15051763You can't marry sluts.
>>15051763Don't lie to us
>>15051763Can I marry her too
>>15051750Because being able to share even a tiny bit of the universe in your mind feels amazing
>>15051750drawing is the only thing I've ever been able to do remotely wellwhy am I so bad at it and hate it
Rumble says some days he is for sexual, and other days he is not for sexual. You'll just have to keep it in your pants on those days.
>>15050348hedless from steamchat works on a farm. Or at least cares for horses and other large animals.
>>15051852Rumble is never for sexual.
Here's that thing Anon wanted.
>>15051878You see this?You see this amazing little pony?He is not for sexual.
>>15051842BUT IMAGINE him lying facing upwards on your belly, your hand gently stroking his, the two of you planting affectionate kisses all other each other's faces as you gently and casually push yourself in and out of his baby butthole.
>>15051890Look at that cute for sexual Rumble.
>>15051865Rumble is for sexual Monday-Wednesday and alternating Sundays but not before 10AM and not after 8 PM.
>>15051890He told me he's thinking about being a little bit for sexual and seeing how it goes.
>>15051884Wow, we're kind of small here.
>>15051892The thought makes me sick
>>15051884>Anon's head right at butt heightGOAT TRAINSO LEWD
>>15051884THOSE PONIES ARE APPROPRIATELY SIZED
>>15051916NO THEY'RE NOT
BIG PONY. PIG PONY.
You guys are forgetting about best nonsexual filly.
Am I the only one who hides these "Rumbl is for sexual post"? Because tthey're getting seriously annoying.
>>15051892>gently and casually push yourself in and out of his baby butthole
>>15051909I'm afraid that's as small as pony gets, Anon.>>15051912Or maybe pony's butt is right at head height. It's all a matter of perspective.
>>15051943I would not do anything even remotely sexual with that filly
>>15051925THAT ANON IS TOO BIG
>>15051939NO>>15051943>nonsexualWell you got one part right, at least.
>>15051884Goat did you finish that drawing with anon and the unicorns sleeping?
>>15051946I don't hide them, but yes they are annoying
OH NOOH NOOOOOOO
>>15051946they always were. Fuck Rumble, and Fuck Scootaloo. Only Hipsters and posers likes them
>>15051958MY BIG ANON
>>15051943that's easily one of the most adorable images of all time
>>15051970Now Pip-chan. That's a pony.
>>15051956That's good. She's not for sexual and is also adorable.
>>15051884oh cool you did itand i didn't even have to remind you, thanks goat
>>15051946I just ignore all the Rumble/Scootaloo/Pony is/isn't for sexual posts because they're just tired memebait.
>>15051955So due to the square-cubed law, are ponies as heavy and ponderous as elephants or is Anon as light and spry as a cat?
>>15051943I sure haven't.
>>15051966and then they fucked
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU!
>>15052005Exactly. And it makes talking about those characters a bit hard.
>>15051989No, she's for sexual, I just don't want to do anything with her, she's disgusting
>>15052009>light and sprylol
>>15052016Not now, Dash...
>>15052009square-cubed law can eat ass
Why is the inside of a pony's mouth purplewhy are their tongues orange
Huyck Huyck Huyck !
>>15051960I have a sketch done, but I never got any further. I can get on that next, if you'd like.>>15051994You're welcome! Hope you like it.
>>15052020I hope Scootaloo gets treated right in her next episode.I'd love for her to fly_______
>>15052035Mando would be disappointed in you.
>>15052051If it isn't a bother I'd love it. And you
>>15052057Why do you want her to fly?
>>15052060It's never a bother. Anything you want me to change before I go on with it?
Pony was just telling me about Ron Jeremy's secrets to getting a bigger penis
>>15052070Her buzzy wings are cute.That and I know the feeling of being held back by something you can't control about yourself.
>>15052083For me it looks great man. And messy mane Rarity is always the best
>>15051141>>15051144Request delivery!First picture is a huge pain to do, I have no idea sitting ponies are so hard to draw. I gotta need more practice.See ya next time.
>go to EqD because bored>"SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 5!">Oh guess it got leaked, let's check it out>Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bad u guys!!!!Wow totally didn't expect that....
>>15052098Anon how many times do I have to tell you that shitting your pants is COMPLETELY CONTROLLABLE
>>15052109that's adorable, thanks
>>15052117considering the upcoming scootaloo episode was one of the animatics that isn't exactly a spoiler
>>15052109Those are really great, thanks for stopping by!
>>15052117THANKS FOR NOT SPOILING THAT, ASSHOLE.NOW THE ENTIRE EPISODE IS RUINED FOR ME, GOD!
>>15052109That is a giant bow. Its cute.Its nice to see you back. So how Season 4 coming along for you?
>>15052109>tail bows>applejackaw yeahCute draws!
>>15052157I liked the 2-parter and thought Castle-mania is fantastic, but the latest one kinda sucks. Just the usual season with good and bad episodes, I guess.
>>15052155OH YEAH WELL, IT'S A SCOOTALOO EPISODE TOO with a song
>>15052176Well it was a Rainbow Dash episode, they are rarely anything not worth
Quit horsing around.
tell me a story
>>15052210Anon was dead.Fin.
>>15052199>ignoring Sonic Rainboom
>>15052210This is a story all about how my life got flip-turned upside down.
>>15052210One day there was a pretty pony.It met it's friends and was happy.They spent alot of time together and was never lonely.the end
>>15052209YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME
>>15052117it actually leaked?
Pony paid for the premium download because "ain't nopony got time for that"
>>15052210And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside AND THE PLANE EXPLODED IN A GIANT FIREBALL AND EVERYBODY DIEDExcept for meYOU KNOW WHY?'CAUSE I HAD MY TRAY TABLE UPAND MY SEAT BACK IN THE FULL UPRIGHT POSITION
>>15050265but pony would just block what you're watching!
>>15052239No it was like 1 picture of DT and SS behind a bush. It's like, wow the canon 'bad guys' are bad... never would have guessed
Pony is the 999,999th visitor.
>tfw I wished Daring Don't was going to turn out to be an elaborate ruse perpetrated on Dash by Twilight to keep her busy until the new book came out
What if pony was the bad guy this entire time?
>>15052222Hence the Rarely part
Pony can't wait to claim her prize.
>>15052210go read anon in equestria
>>15052259Stupid ponylean back
>>15052272>tfw you expect something to have a smarter ending than it ends up having
Pony just got scammed.
>>15052272I wish Daring was a little older, to show that she's been around for quite some time.
>>15052299She could easily be, ponies live long.
>>15052299ponies live a long time, she's probably in her sixties or seventies at least
Pony is actually too smart to fall for such a ruse
>>15052272I just would have liked Daring Do to not be a real person, or based off someone who lived a while back; and dash had to "play DD"
>>15052299>Gilda>Lightning Dust>Daring DoDash sure does meet a lot of characters who are very much like herself.
you feel it?
>>15052299We don't know if her mane was the same color when she was younger.
Pony knows she's lying to herself and wants her money back.
multiple mini Twilights
Don't Fun$300 Penalty
Pony feels remorse.
>>15052361I will fun and there is nothing you can do to stop me
Odds: Nap until movietime.Evens: Read until movietime.
>>15052372hee hee hee hee oh my gosh that's so adorable
>>15052372I'd still let her sit there
>>15052382QUICKHE'S DISTRACTEDYOU GUYS RUN INTO HIS BASEMENT AND FREE THE PONIES, I'LL HOLD HIM HERE WITH PROMISES OF STALLIONS IN PANTIES
What would be your dream episode. Keep it realistic
>>15052402Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash make out for 21 minutes
>>15052402Luna in charge of the day.Thank you based comics.
>>15052402Background characters (that aren't the CMC) get the spotlight and I don't really care which ones.
>>15052361then I'll just unf instead
>>15052402all the mane six become alicornswait when you say realistic do you want us to come up with stuff that isn't going to happenhold on I need to rethink this
>>15052402Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash take a vacation by themselves to a beachside resort town and reminisce about their childhood together, then realize they are very close friends with a long history, and spend the afternoon playing games along the pier, shopping, and just watching the sunset. Nothing would happen it would be SOL
>>15052398Stallions you say?>>15052402An episode focused on some of the other background pony residents of ponyville as they deal with some of the main six's typical shenanigans. Hopefully with a large helping of flower trio panic attacks
Pony wants to know if someanon wants something drawn
>>15052448Moe is the cancer destroying Western animation.
this artist STARED at a blank piece of paper over the course of 5 years and then sold it for $10million
>>15052474So would you agree that the show needs to be cancelled?
When a pone loves a pone
>>15052474its not moe's fault that his cartoon has been clogging up the airwaves 10 years after it should have ended
>>15052493Yes, in 2021.
>>15052483Art died years ago
>>15052402It's a wonderful life themed episode
>>15052474He really is the weakest character on the Simpsons.
>that episodeoh godOH GODTHIS HYPE
>>15052481Midnight release of a film about a bunch of midgets, and old gay man, and a big lizard.
MLPGI NEED A FIC ABOUT VERY SLUTTY PONIESPLEASE DIRECT ME TO ONE
>>15052524>I hope it is like Sleepless in Ponyville.
>>15052534oh. i'd be hype but its going rape the book even further. still looks fun though.
>>15052534Oh man, Godzilla finally got a porno?!
>>15052524I really need to watch this.Anyone willing to stream?
On the one hand, Daring Don't was a little disappointing to me because she was a clear over-the-top generic adventure story character that suddenly happened to be real.On the other hand, it actually establishes that there are adventures and villains and heroes happening and resolving across Equestria that the main cast and the Princesses aren't personally involved in. I like that, it just makes it feel more like a living, breathing world.
>>15052572Sure, gimme a sec
>>15052587Well, people DID ask for more adventure episodes.
>>15052562That's a pretty terrifying in-between shot.
>>15052587What's that?An episode that could create...By god...WORLDBUILDING!?
>>15052610I didn'tI want more tea parties
>>15052615Seriously.The show has a real lack of the girls talking about cute boys too.I mean, come on.
>>15052610Applejack plsyour legs are brokenthey look like fingers
I have a question!Do Cragodiles breathe like animals or can they sit at the bottom of the swamp forever, waiting for the perfect prey?
>>15052483quick art guide on how to make money>buy blank piece of paper>don't do shit with it for the rest of 5 years>sign up for an auction>???>profit
>>15052614I'm waiting for the Wonderbolt episode personally. Meghan said we'd know more about them in it.>>15052610As an adventure episode, it's worse than Over a Barrel, which I think was Polsky's first episode.
>>15052562THANK YOU BASED TRIGGER
>>15052615>>15052625like, at the start of Dragon Quest, Rarity and Dash walk into Twilight's house and ask her if she wants to get breakfast. Imagine if that had happened instead of Spike doing his stupid dragon stuff.
Pony knocked it before she tried it
>>15052109Sorry for the late reply, but that's fantastic.
>>15052644here is my confessionyou are an idiot. pls send it to him
>>15052615Oh, I agree with you. I prefer the slice of life format over adventuring any day of the week. So far, the season should please the adventuring type.>>15052625No
>>15052653You know, even taking into account all the crazy shit that went on, I think this scene was the best onemako is dead meat
Fuck adventure shit, I want my cute horses doing cute things. They can stick that crap in the comics.
>>15052524Nonon is best girl.
>>15052655Yeah!And we know there is a spa, we need more episodes of the girls just going there and getting facials and stuff! Girl gossip episode, anyone?
>>15052705take off that silly-ass hat
>>15052685This isn't TTGL. They might kill off some characters, but Mako is pretty safe because she's the comic relief.
>>15052705nonon annoying shitRainbow Dash confirmed for anime
>tfw 20/20 hindsight saves the day again
I should really start watching Kill La Kill, shouldn't I?
>>15052499It gets LEWD
>>15052632http://i.imgur.com/gqwIv.jpgwhy wait 5 years? just spray some art out of your asshole and sell it for $1,000.but remember it doesnt count as art unless you have an art degree
>>15052697no fuck youcute horses are always cuteget your moeshit outta here
>>15052731i started just because these faggots kept spoiling it, speaking of which, see you guys later
>>15052734I'd let pony be my hat for a dayShe'd need wrap her hooves around my ears though, it's cold out
>>15052731Best new ecchi in years!
>>15052731i added it to the "to watch list" which is already massively longthere are even some mlp episodes still on it
>>15052731It's very entertaining to say the least.
>>15052731The last time MLPG wouldn't shut up about an anime was Attack on Titan and we all know how that turned out.
>>15052790Well, I enjoyed SnK.At least the first 15 episodes I bothered to watch, I still didn't finish it.Despite that, I still like medicore shit.
>>15052790IT'S DIFFERENT NOW
>>15052790Entire show was potato.
where's the ponies?
>>15052844they're on break
>>15052731Only if you are retarded enough to enjoy a poorly animated show with an even worse plot (what plot?) and low humor.Oh yeah, it has butts and tits every 5 seconds, maybe you'll like that.
Pony says it's much safer behind wall Sina
>>15052402But Anon, my dream episode is coming up on Saturday. The only thing that might end up missing is Rainbow Dash talking to Derpy because she's the only disabled pony that she knows other then Scootaloo, that way she can get advice on how to talk to Scootaloo with Derpy saying that she should just treat her like she always has, her being disabled doesn't change anything and treating her like glass now will only make it hurt worse.Rainbow Dash thanks Derpy and apologizes for yelling at her back when she messed up the town hall, but Derpy tells her that she was indeed careless and thanks Rainbow for not treating her any differently then any other pony that messed up. Rainbow Dash calls her cool and says they should hang out more.
>>15052790>we all know how that turned outIt was a decent anime adaptation of a decent manga?
>>15052859Well, he likes MLP so maybe his standards are already low.>>15052872>Derpy>disabledPrivilege check please.
>>15052877>it was a decent anime adaptationNo, it wasn't.It really wasn't.
>>15052844Where do you think
>>15052867But WALLS ARE TITANS
>>15052886It made it look much more appealing at least. God knows it's an ugly manga.
>>15052906Can't deny that, the manga's art is awful.
>>15052859It's Panty and Stocking mixed with TTGL.What were you expecting?
>>15052884Strabismus can be a disability. Derpy's eye problem is the reason she's so clumsy.
>>15052844I am afraid they are all over here anonI may be willing to share one or two however.Here, you may borrow this pony
Diamond Dog just clogged the sink. Again.
>>15052906The manga art is sometimes nice, but then this happens and I just
>>15052893REMEMBER THAT SHIT?
>>15052933Thank you, that pony is quite lovely.
>>15052933>not even bothering to hide his slaving this time>>15052947>enabling his slaving
>>15052942I want a candy cane too pony.
>>15052942That is cute of the pony. I hope she has enough bits to buy those present.
>>15052955Calling that shit slaving.
snerps und snulls
>>15052942Oh shit that's adorableBut if she drops her candy cane it's going to get sticky all over my head
>>15052981How'd you get that picture of FlyingSaucer?
>>15052966>taking candy from a pony
Do you think we'll get a solo Scoots song, a solo RD song or a duet with them in the next episode?
>>15053005I've been waiting 3 long years for a solo Dash song
>>15053005A duet would be awesomeI'm picturing like a rock ballad
>>15053002We are sharing it. We are good friends.
>>15053002Payment includes a replacement candy cane. Or three.
>>15053002Well I guess pony still has some too, though I would have preferred the other end
>>15052999I work for Amazon.I used a drone.
>>15053021We're on the same boat then
>>15053005I dunno, they did mention that the CMC have at least one song this season, and this might be it. You might have to wait longer for a Dash solo.>>15053029
>>15052955They are just hanging out anon, watching a little tv, and the crystal ponies are playing TwisterThey have no idea how lewd it looks
>>15053078Uh-huh. And it was just extracurricular activities in Auschwitz, too.
>>15053060Heh, yeah that's the picture I was thinking of exactly
You have, once again, entered the world of Survival Horror.Good Luck!
>>15053029>a duvet would be awesomebeds
>>15052937maybe the style is the same, but it looks better animated than static. Like how some people look better in real life than in pictures
>>15053120>Like how some people look better in real life than in pictures>IMFUCKINGPLYING
>>15053117That's a pretty small pony for such a large bow
>>15053117How cute. She needs to be tucked in, though.
>>15053146Are you dumb
pony ate the rest of the pizzaall seven boxes
I ordered these cookie cutters. i am planning to accurately color the hair,eyes, and skin with cookie icing and bring them to work.i will say my litter sister made them and pretend to not know the characters, i wonder if i will find any secrete bronies at work.
>>15053133what? of course some people look better than they do in pictures. If the opposite is true, then why can't that be true?
>>15053173because your wrong
>>15053157Are you dumb?
>>15053141Anon helped with the bow>>15053146>
>>15053183It's amazing how few people remember you, Dsty.
HehRainbow Dash is a rich pony
>>15053165>mfw i'm your coworker
>>15052939I wanna write about it some more, yes
>>15053183You draw like Tess.
>>15053178ok, i'll consider it
>>15053209It's that cushy union job at the weather factory. Probably pays 40 bits an hour full time.
>>15053165I was thinking of getting an old brass button and tapping Celestias cutie mark into it and putting it on the front of my hat.
>>15053209Hey electrical lights.Cool
>>15053199It's even more amazing how even then people confused me for TessWhere is he?;_;
>>15053232I know, anon. I know.
>>15053255He's on skype. He's not coming back to the general.
>>15053245I mean it's fun to be subtle and secretive but think about it realistically. What type of person do you think is going to recognize that?>Oh I recognize that symbol. That's pretty clever, I also enjoy watching that show and am a sane human being.or>CELESTIA CUTIE MARK?!?! You're a brony!!!
>>15053245>wearing buttons on your hatEither hipster or autistic, possibly both.
>>15053279>He's not coming back to the general.;_;He'll always have a special place in my heart
>>15053279He's on /co/.
Give me something horrible to draw
>>15053279Why the hell not?
>>15053289great assesment. You're a pass
>>15053277Draw for us Tess jr.
>>15053289It's one of those old Russian hats.
>>15053307Snips and Snails
>>15053307Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy transformed into diamond dogs
>>15053324You don't want them anthrofied do you? I see that's a trend with Mang now>>15053331K this one too
>>15053307Discord discording the diamond dogs.
>>15053281Not exactly worried about that considering I don't exactly encounter a lot of bronies at all here.Like, any.
I am just going to lie down for a while.
>>15053347>Anon never woke up again.
How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
>>15053228write about shyra?
>>15053377Pony is not for sad.
>>15053386I tried anonI just couldn'there's a picture of pinkie pie i killed tho!
>>15053386Well, I didn't break Twilight's record, that's for sure.
>>15053466is she okay?
>>15053347i just.. would like very much.. to lay down with them.
>>15053495>yeah I bet you would, pfff
Luna got trapped in your dream.What are you going to do, MLPG?
>>15053522you know what i'm gonna do
>>15053522Hope that she doesn't mindrape me in a attempt to get out.
>>15053522I'm certainly not going to kiss her 100 timesnope
THE SONG FROM THE NEXT EPISODE BETTER BE A FUCKING SAD SCOOTALOO SOLO INGRAMYOU ALREADY FUCKED UP MULTIPLE TIMES.
>>15053581>Scootaloo on camera by herselfI'll take "horrible things" for 400
>>15053581But Scootaloo isn't for sadwhy would you wish for such a thing
>>15053522>r a p e
>>15053544>tfw passive agressive is your middle name>tfw no friends
>>15053607>Rainbow Dash is over the moon to be coaching the young ponies in Scootaloo’s class for their competition to carry the flag at the upcoming Equestria Games. Just as the Cutie Mark Crusaders find their rhythm, Diamond Tiara‘s taunting becomes too much to handle and Scootaloo begins to doubt herself and her team>Scootaloo begins to doubt herself and her teamWe'll get a sad part man. It's a golden oportunity
>>15053488Oh don't worry about me, being around you has taught me how to act when a pony is really flamey!
>>15053636Phew, she was already afraid this could end nasty
>>15053637thank the heavens this is a pony thread, and this isn't a Carlos picture. That smug Mexican gets me so fumed
>>15053522Well ask her if she could take me to Equestria. Then talk with her, have some dream tea with some dream crumpets and then release her.I mean if she's real woohoo Equestria, if not well at least I spent some time with a pony
http://derpy.me/agathoidstreaming drivecome watch
>>15053632I hope it's not too corny, they've been getting a little too heavy handed with the CMC's dialogue when it comes to that. Like Sweetie Belle saying "then why do I feel like crying." Was just a little too...matter of fact. Characters shouldn't just say how they feel.
>>15053686Well they are kids. I don't know it kinda fitted. I just hope we get a feally scene at the endAnd that she'll fly
>>15053657Yeah, I agree, that old joke is like beating a dead horse.
>>15053509i-i would...really. right beside them, and just cuddle for a while.
>>15053607No pony is ever for sad, anon.
>>15053686Yeah, it doesn't really work with kids these days. Modern kids deal with bullies by killing themselves.
>>15053645yeah um. run alone before i change my mind, night princess
>>15053522i hope she is a fan of large amazon dickgirls
So there are real episode titles hidden in this.Bats! and Pinkie Apple Pie are two, and Don't You Dare was obviously a hint to Daring Don't.What else looks like a real possibility?Let The Games Begin might, I think, since they've been kind of leading up to the Equestria Games for two seasons now.
>>15053686should people not just say how they feel?
>>15053733Since you were so nice to her, she will grant you one wish
>>15053768Not on a tv show. The dialogue and their actions should reveal emotions, it's bad writing to just say "I feel sad."
I can't anonI justneed to rest
>>15053763They've already told us we're gonna see that this season.
>>15053791Pony please go to bed.
>sitting through a bunch of pony animations in animation class>most of them are somewhat decent
>>15053778I wasn't nice to shit, bitch. Get out of here before i lance you.
>>15053791Goodbye, Alert Pone. Go to bread.
>>15053798As actual episode titles, I mean.I also think that the other Pinkie Pie episode titles seem pretty possible. Maybe the "For Whom the Sweetie Bell Tolls," if she's getting an episode where she gets a solo.
>>15053804>that coltwhy is he so for-sexual?
>>15053804>Bronies in your animation class.Did you pony animation do good?I would laugh if someone tried to do a porn one in the class.
>>15053804>sitting through a bunch of pony animations in animation classLike only pony animations or is it just an animation class with multiple pone fans
>>15053324so zeta slow
>>15053804>pony animationsGod, I would have bullied those faggots for watching a cartoon for little girls.
>>15053804lets see your stuff
>>15053840>Luna wasn't actually freed at all>she was caught in another layer of the dream
>>15053839No one did anything remotely porn related.Though I did find out someone in my class contributed a few clips to that new Pony Anthology.
>>15053853Update dags.Work on the game.
>>15053866They actually did pretty good this time.
>>15053853Holy shit they actually look like they do on the showI'm putting this on my fridge
>>15053864If only you would have told her your wish.
>>15053839>I would laugh if someone tried to do a porn one in the class.I could imagine pokehidden doing something like that.
>>15053866It's pretty neat that the whole show is just done in flash so fan animation is relatively easy to do.To bad most of it is mediocre.
http://derpy.me/agathoiddriveneo-80s car action
>>15053840goddamnit. Sorry Luna, i didn't mean it like that.
>>15053923>black graphic TNO this is not middleschool anymore
>>15053942If you run after her you might still catch her.
>>15053936>What are you doing here
>>15053877>>15053948Oh h..hi anon
>>15053936I'd love to go with you, yellow pony!
>>15053914but that was part of dream anonanon hasn't even realized it yet
>>15053966DON'T YOU FUCKING HI ME KLONDORKYOU ALREADY HAD THE HUGEST FUCK UP POSSIBLE AT ONE OF THE MOST SIMPLE REQUEST POSSIBLETHE GAME IS YOUR LAST CHANCE KLONDORKWORK ON IT
>>15053936Fluttershy is a bit too timid in that, fucking bronies
>>15053966Put more female dags on your dag tumblr. Dagnabbit.
goddammit due to my new desk position it is not safe for me to browse paheal at work.can comeone check to see if there is any new futa pony or futa crystal gem pics
How often do you pony?
>>15053978>Anon watches as Leonardo DiCaprio swoops in and steals Luna
>>15053953I mean it's just kind of rare to see them drawn normally these days, it's nice
>>15054025I used to pony every daybut I'm too creepy so I pony alone now
Reminder that Fallout 1, 2 and Tactics are free on gog.com
>>15053377That's a cute pone
>>15053991She's actually not really even timid anymore. She's mostly just soft spoken and agreeable or a little passive aggressive. Though in the castle episode she reverted but that's because she was basically in a haunted mansion.
>>15054068Go away /foe/
>>15053866>Though I did find out someone in my class contributed a few clips to that new Pony Anthology.gif related?
>>15053915God the pasta would be everywhere.
>>15054076It suits her, I think. And it works more with what Iron Will's training did
>>15054068but I already pirated those a long time ago
>>15054076She also kinda watched her bunny get crushed to death.
>>15053855I didn't do anything pone related for the class, sorry. Mine was about some former barbershop quartet singer reminiscing about an incident that made him quit singing forever. Basically, what happened was that the main character's group was performing at a theater one night and some guy suddenly burst in and started to shoot the place up. The main character is the only one of the group who survives the incident and then tries to fill the void left in his heart from losing his job, his friends and his hobby by buying a cat, who for some reason has a handlebar mustache looking marking on its face. That part was shoehorned in to make it seem less depressing, because I kept getting complaints that it was too depressing.
>>15053963Alright, where the fuck is she? She couldn't have gotten far
>>15054037All she wanted was a kiss from Anon.
>>15054117Speaking of Angel, I was kind of hoping they would give a little background on how he came to be her pet.
>>15054090The only ones of his that I can remember were a couple of Nichijou parodies and HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA.
Pony can't believe you're still fucking around. You're either in or you're out, no inbetween
>>15054072Anon please, there is no ponut
>>15054147>he can't see the ponut
>>15054092Good thing my headphones were lying next to me, that would have probably hurt otherwise
>>15054157mittsies a shit
Nani desu ka?
>>15054125She's left from you, but already starting to fade away - better hurry up!
pony eats the pizza
>>15054147god I love that ass
>No one told me there was a third anthologyThat's what i get for hanging out here, instead of the piss
>>15054155Because there is none.
>>15054208We talked about it a couple times, it's just nothing worth talking about a lot, hell it's barely even worth watching considering how awfully long it is.
>>15054199Dante gets nothing.
>>15054208>Not keeping your ear to the piss.But seriously, we talked about it a lot, you blind fuck.Perhaps if you didn't filter everything NOT fetish related you would have seen it.
>>15054107But you also get the Fallout Bible and find out why Ron Pearlman swore that he will kill Chris Avelon and his dog
>>15054211I feel sorry for you, who has become blind to the light.
>>15054249I love how some dude spent 900 bucks just to troll the fallout kiddies.
http://derpy.me/agathoidchange of plans, streaming gamer insteadIn a future mind-controlling game, death row convicts are forced to battle in a 'doom'-type environment. Convict Kable, controlled by Simon, a skilled teenage gamer, must survive 30 sessions in order to be set free. Or won't he?
>>15054270The whole Survivor 2299 thing? That was retarded as fuck. Still that guy had dedication. Really impressed me
http://derpiboo.ru/495573Issue 17 confirmed for Starswirl-centric
>>15054249NO, ANON, YOU'RE NOT RADING MY POSTI already pirated that
>>15054297That movie was so stupid.
>>15054304That's pretty damn cool
>>15054237>Perhaps if you didn't filter everything NOT fetish related you would have seen it.I filter a shitload of stuff and I saw it. That guy just cant into effective filtering
>>15054304Curious.Who's Spooky?>Rainbow Dash in the one mirror.>Flat-hair Pinkie Pie in the other.
>>15053800>people like this actually exist
>>15054304inb4 the show version is nothing like the comic version
>>15054302A marketing company should hire that dude.
>>15054302He didn't have dedication at all and cracked at the first sign of stress. Literally all he had to do was leave the site up until the end of the countdown but he fucked it up. Blew it.
>>15054304>Starswirl centric comicWelp Starswirl and nothing Starswirl related confirmed for not appearing in S4
>>15054304so i guess luna didnt know anything about him either
>>15054265I looked directly into the sun.Her radiance was too much for me.
>>15054376Again, who the fuck needs the show now? The comic is literally getting ALL the good stuff, and this just proves it.
>>15054304>Missing pages.>Magic mirrors.>All that other shit.>Candles still lit.Motherfucker confirmed for Lich.
>>15054348I'm actually glad these transfat, pansexual, multi-system, feminist, tumblr-bot, privilege-obsessed fuckers exist as long as I know they're not sane enough to ever be in a position of power. Unless that becomes possible they're only a source of motivation to be pretty much polar opposites of them, and a source of entertainment when they get upset at me for being a healthy, white, conservative, heterosexual American male, especially since I'm planning to join the military after New Year's where I can earn the special honor of being a baby killer.
>>15054304in b4 starswirl is still alive too
>>15054304Oh man, nigga's gonna be so fucking pissed when he sees Twilight's wings
>>15054304HOLY SHIT PRICE GOT SPIKE'S TONGUE THE RIGHT COLOR FOR ONCE
>>15054434What if the box is Starswirl's phylactery?
>>15054434>>15054476The comic would be epic as fuck.
>>15054476What if Starswirl is inside the box
>>15054304how does pone use knife
>>15054453oh ya i forgot the spell twily solved on her first try was starswirls spell he had been working on his entire life.i am sure none of this will be mentioned though
>>15054453>and thus abandoned itgot yo bitch ass, nigga
>>15054490what if starswirl is the box
>>15054453>Sees Twilight's wings.>It clicks in his head.>"I knew I misplaced that book somehow!"
>>15054453>Implying it wasn't all part of his plan>Implying he won't steal them from Twilight
>>15054576>making a Cupcakes reference >in 2013
THERE WILL BE NOTHING IN THE BOXIt's gona be one of those "You had the answer all along" kind of things
THIS PONE NEEDS TO BE FILLED WITH SEMEN
>>15054609And Putting Your Hoof Down is one of the best episodes of the show.
I said I was gonna do Dash but I was taking too long zing
>>15054696unf unf unf
>>15054706>best ponydogYou're alright.
what if timecop twilycorn
>>15054707yes.Transformation into a filly
>>15054706Could you draw Rarity and Twilight redecorating the library?
>>15054696Most excellentthough I don't know about the creepy faceless tinypone aspect
>>15054769Not right now sorry I gotta make like a banana and peel
>>15054696What if Twilight were to stop the spell halfway through?
SB ACTUALLY drew a cute SnipsI want to let him sleep on my stomach
>>15054767>you will never be the little filly>you will never have cute filly friends
>>15054774Yes, transformation into a cute filly with a cute saddle.And Twilight is your mom.
>>15054819not at all.
>>15054819>And Twilight is your mom.How about no
>>15054794OkayWork on the game
>>15054687>I was the guy telling him to stopAm I famous now
>>15054810Satyr.>>15054817Lucid Dreaming>>15054829No you're going to be a cute filly and your mom (now that she's a princess) is going to have guards and a chariot pick you up from home.Obviously SS and DT are going to try and be your friends, since you're royalty.>>15054833How about yes.
And the ride goes on
SB is a qtSam Boga is an adorable name
>>15055017No you're going to be a pony filly, that guy just asked what would happen if Twilight stopped halfway through.
>mfw this thread is 6 hours old
>"When I grow up, I'm going to be a doctor!">tfw she only made it to nurse
>>15055040Oh well while not optimal that would definitely be better than a satyr
Pony apologized for not being who you wanted her to be
>>15055086But you will give birth to satyrs.
>>15054983What does she do with all that frosting?
>>15055068>implying she wasn't set on being a nurseShe's too cute to be a failure
>>15055096Like hell I will
>>15055068GODDAMN PATRIARCHAL STALLION SOCIETY KEEPING PROUD INDEPENDENT MARES DOWN!
PURPLE PONIESWHOAHWHOAHPURPLE PONIESUNICORNPURPLE PONIESWHOAHWHOAHPURPLE PONIESUNICORN
>>15055054Cheerilee is going to have you introduce yourself to the class, and a bunch of colts and fillies are going to ask you how it feels to be royalty.Afterschool the guards come to pick you up and one of them ask if you want to ride on their back instead of in the chariot.>>15055096no
>>15055120Even if you have sex with stallions.You cannot give birth to full-bloods. All will be halves.
Pony saw the seven samurai and wants you to buy her a sword
>>15055135What do you want, Anon?
>>15055137you can stop, because this is all false.i already confirmed it with celestia, luna, cadance, discord, and the tree of harmony.there is no transformation. ever.
Pony says that the mental blade cuts through flesh and bone
>>15055142Are you from the monkey paw factory or something anonThere is always some arbitrary yet horrifying catch with you
Pony talks too much
>>15055137>the guards come to pick you up and one of them ask if you want to ride on their back instead of in the chariothnnnnnnnghBut I thought I would have colt guards in my class.
>>15055114Would you pay for her studies, anon? To help her achieve her dreams?
>>15055200SureBut she better not fail out
>>15055178Aah, come now, Saucer, satyrs ain't that bad. You'll learn to love your little children eventually unless you leave them in the woods.
>>15055150She gets a cardboard tube from some wrapping paper and