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Miss Cheerilee is sweet and kind. Of this, there can be no doubt. Or can there? Just what goes on in that school basement when the presses are stopped and there are no foals to be taught? Our ace investigative journalists have dug up some information that may shed a darker light on this teacher. She may even be grading papers and writing up new tests to pass out.

>>15031824
Previous thread.
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cheerilee is cruel and sadistic
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Derpy is a very ugly pony
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Pony says that most of your brain shuts down in cryosleep. All but the primitive side, the animal side
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and for all the little girls that I might take home...
stram derpy.me/e7bqs
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>>15037849
Let go of your hate.
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Cheerilee does wonders for those filly's self esteem.
Do you think we'll see her in the next episode? Maybe she will hear what Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were saying and discipline them.
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help
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Why aren't you studying for your finals
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>>15037927
Bow to me.
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>>15037849
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>>15037953
I flunked out of college last year.
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>>15037953
It's physics
I think i got it
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>>15037953
Already did them
Already got the results
Failed one class even though I did great in the practicals
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>>15037953
I haven't been to school in 7 years.
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Jesus Christ, Pizza Hut. Could you put ENOUGH butter in that pizza? Jeeze Louise
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>>15038021
I wish I could eat pizza with a pony.
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>>15038021
>not supporting your local family owned pizzeria
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>>15038002
>that feel
The fucker gave me an 8/15 on "preparedness" because I was the one always figuring the procedures out first and then everyone would come to me. that's 25% of our grade.I swear if I fail because of that I'm going to the department head.
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>>15038021
No. More fat pony.
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>>15037953
Finished them last friday.
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>>15037953
already passed everything
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>>15038039
macro derpy butt facesitting
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IF YOU CAN DRAW A CIRCLE YOU CAN DRAW A PONY!
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Wowza
https://31.media.tumblr.com/8f3c48afbd62cf5ec99398d7d68109dc/tumblr_mxo0l4fwBM1sprviuo1_500.png
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>>15037953
I finished my last one yesterday
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>>15038078
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>>15038080
This boner will never die
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can we pls talk about dominant stallions?
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>>15038103
REAL BONERS NEVER DIE
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Consensual cuddling in the snuggling position for the sole purpose of cozying up.
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>>15037796
oh god, I'm going to be in a loop of waifuing her/not waifuing her forever won't I?
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>>15038127
Being the dominant stallion with a qt mare girlfriend or being the little filly with a stallion husbando?
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>>15038080
Get the 1280 one at least.
Jeez.
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>>15038147
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>>15038165
the flower will run out of petals one day
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Can you feel the crude stew, MLPG?
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>>15038127
I can't think of any.
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>>15038199
How heavy do you think she'd be?
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>>15037796
> The possibility of tests just ripe for cheating is far more scintillating to the students than any sexual indiscretion
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>>15038207
Not sure

But I always figured pegasi were the lightest of the ponies
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>>15038227
Light and durable
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>>15038199
hhnggg every time
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Pony says you'll find that the less bread a man eats, the healthier he is
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>>15038242
Never quite sure if it's expansion or she's just throwing her rump at the camera
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>>15038147
Yes please
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>>15038127
Dominant mares are much more interesting
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>>15038275
expansion, you dummy
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>>15038265
The shittier the pony, the more they quote things they don't understand.
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>>15038254
w-whoa
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Okay, party people
I'm done with finals and want to write something new and get the cobwebs out
I'll take any and all prompts - the third one - at 4500 characters. For the sake of the General it'll be put on the Pastebin.

Note: I'm about two pinot noirs in, so this is an express train to no-fucks-given-ville.
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>>15038265
Carbohydrates are good for you, it's high amounts of Fructose where the real problem lies. America wouldn't even be so fat if it wasn't for High-Fructose Corn Syrup.
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>>15038254
That;s hot.
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R-Rara sama....
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>>15038293
Um no, pretty sure that's thrusting. She's clearly on top of a person.
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>>15038303
Scootaloo discovering her blooming love for Sweetie Belle.
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poni doesn't want her broccoli
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>>15038300
>>15038318
Anon looks like he's at a loss at what to do.
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>>15038283
Truer words have never been spoken.
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sex with bloomberg
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>>15037953
Because I'm a highschool drop out.
>No education
>No social skills
>Fat fuck
>Only likes two things in this world
I haven't killed myself because of those two things.
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>>15038303
Why the 3rd one?
You're just going to make people wait for 2 and then hit submit.

Anyways, Twilight forcefully turning anon into a little filly for science.
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RECOMMEND ME SOME GOOD FILLY FAPFICS THAT AREN'T FROM HOTSAUCE

FUCK
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Pony says to put the lunchables pizza back on the shelf. We're not rich enough to afford them.
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>>15038303
Human Applejack going through a very hormonally altering pregnancy
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>>15038335
Fillies shouldn't swear
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>>15038333
fucking gay
write something not fucking gay
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>>15038355
Because usually "first takers" makes for some hurt feelings sometimes and three seems like a good enough number.

>>15038368
A very good number, really.
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>>15038335
Why do they hate their green vegetables so much
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>>15038335
Such a potty mouth

God I just want to grab that filly and become the father figure she needs
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>>15038147
And so much more.
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>>15038328
no, it's expansion
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>>15038199
>no one will ever draw fanart of you and your waifu

That would be the day I've finally won the game of being a drawfag
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>>15038408
Going to be so special~ As Anon takes time just for meeeeeeeeeeee
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>>15038357
I hope you like futa.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/135022/spikes-futa-foursome
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>>15038368
>>15038380
Alright, a fat person fic!

Time to go to the coffee shop!
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>>15038408
How does it feel knowing you will never get cozy with pone?
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>>15038242
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Pony thinks things were much better when Stalin was in charge
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>>15038465
I don't know that feeling.
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>>15038454
what
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>>15038368
>>15038380
>human
what's the point
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>>15038491
Pony was born in 1986. Pony doesn't know what she's talking about.
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>>15038492
Of course you do, pony isn't real. Saying otherwise is just lying to yourself.
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>>15038523
Pony just started screaming "NEIN NEIN NEIN" and banging her hoof on the table
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>>15038510
I said all prompts, better fucking well honor it, Anon. If you prefer all pony all the time, take this one.
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>>15038368
Make her chubby and I'll second this.
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>>15038535
I don't know what's wrong with you, but it's not as difficult as you seem to think.
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>>15038510
Because some people like the personality of the characters and want them in a more familiar form?
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>>15038465
I believe in the multiverse theory, solely so that I can have a million magically universes in which I cuddle with AJ.

Fuck you.

;_______;
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Requests?

Mothpone guys are fucking around too much right now.
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>>15038563
So cosplay sex fetish. Got it.
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>>15038571
Oh man these comics, they're so adorable.
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>>15038587
Filly Pinkie and filly Dash having a snowball fight
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>>15038587
Rainbow Dash trying on a short skirt in front of a mirror, she kind of likes it
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>>15038547
You're an honorable writefag and my nigga, chist
My complaint was more with the request than with you
>>15038563
I just don't see much of a point making them people really, but whatever floats your boat I guess
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>>15038587
Applejack brandishing her brand new hi-tech laser gun she built herself.
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>>15038587
moth celestia
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>>15038592
Also because human pregnancy has a known range of experiences common to women going through it. I mean for all I know horses don't feel much of anything other than anticipation they're to be a mother soon.
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>>15038547
>>15038303
Can I ask for slutty Pinkie grinding against and teasing Anon in public?
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>>15038587
Diamond Tiara getting braces
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>>15038587
Draw Shining Armor surfing
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>>15038571
>>15038603

don't you satyr fuckers get tired of posting your shit here?

it's not thread related. fuck off
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>>15038624
so regal
so majestic
so fuzzy
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>>15038646
But anon, that Applesatyr is so adorable.

Maybe even more adorable than [/spoiler]Hope.[/spoiler]
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>>15038646
>fuck off

no.
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Sex with satyr
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>>15038646
I don't really care if they post stuff here.
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>>15038674
then go post it in the satyr thread, not here
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>>15038674
I really should proofread my posts more often.
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>>15038674
Imagine when she brings home a stallion
All you'll be able to think about is his cock tearing her in two
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>>15038625
i am going to guess by the show that ponies experience the kinds of emotions like people like they do for everything else

unless thats not your fetish i guess
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I love hiding
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>>15038701
>m-muh MLP GENERAL.

>IT SHOULD ONLY BE ABOUT THINGS I LIKE
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>>15038705
just use ctrl s
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>>15038613
yes
>>15038621
maybe
>>15038624
>>15038648
okay
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>>15038722
FOUND YOU
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What if Scootaloo flies?
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>>15038725
it is
i do not like satyr
remove satyr
remove moth
remove bat
remove popularfags
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>>15038758
Then she'd have parents.
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>>15038758
Congratulations hugs.
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>>15038722
Can someone explain this to me?
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>>15038762
get out of here stalker.
shoo.
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>>15038715
Not the guy, but having a range of emotions doesn't necessarily mean pregnancy is quite the rollercoaster it can be for some human women.

Whatever, I'm fulfilling the humanized request.
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>>15038722
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>>15038765
What if we see her parents in the episode?
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>>15038785
I guess you'd be the expert on being pregnant.
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>>15038785
Overruled!!
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>>15038758
Then crashed and is paralyzed for the rest of her life
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>>15038811
The sounds of headcanons and fanon imploding will echo through the ages.
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>>15038772
Where is that guy finding all those cuddly ponies
How do I get there
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>>15038722
I'm really good at hiding
I've been in the closet for about 5 years
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>>15038811
Oh my god if her parents show up at the even to watch her fly I am gonna lose it.

Especially if she does fly.
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>>15038811
Then Faust is dead
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>>15038773
Hiding is when you conceal something so it is not seen or found by others. In this case Anon is likely referring to hiding himself, where he would move to a place where he would conceal himself from general view so he is not found.
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>>15038811
>They're both Rainbow Dash recolors
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>>15038785
Or it's more intense. Or it's the same. Or it varies.

Who cares anyway. Your request was human, so you don't even need to try to justify it.
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>>15038832
I am that guy. I have ways.
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Man, nigga fuck Scootaloo.
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>>15038864
Can you send me one?
preferably a Dash model if you have one
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>>15038722
I love hiding the fact that I wouldn't do drugs or drink alcohol under any real circumstances but stonershy turns me on and forced intoxication is unf.
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>>15038882
>Man, nigga fuck Scootaloo.
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>>15038711
Anon p-l-e-a-s-e
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What if pony got drunk?
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>>15038857
> Anon in Equestria accidentally knocks up a mare
> No one really knows or cares until nearly half a year in, as she's "putting on an awful lot of weight"
> Discovered to be pregnant, which is Anon's mega-fetish
> Instantly become a couple, bonded by the foal stirring inside her even as he pounds away

BONER NO STOP NO BONER BONER NOOO
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>>15038914
She'd probably confess her love for another pony
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>>15038835
What if >>15038772 after she flies?

Wow, I never noticed how little pictures of Scootaloo I have
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>>15038885
I'm not sure what you mean, anon.

I don't have any Dash pics I haven't already posted before, I think.
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Reminder that Cute Quest's session this week is slated for Friday at roughly 8pm Central, on the sub.

Have a nice night MLPG!
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>>15038917
oh
oh yes
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>>15038945

FUCK YEAH!
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>>15038917
>>15038959
Anons
Anons stop
It's a school night
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>tfw not selected for the steam machine beta

It's not like I wanted to try the controller or anything.
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>>15038959
Lyra please, control yourself.
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feed me
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>>15038945
It could happen
Only on the sub

Also, I'm not sure if I'll make it in for the beginning, the CCG releases this friday and they're having a tournament starting at 4pm.
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>>15039002
You're not dexter's dad or a giant mutant venus flytrap so no.
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>>15038988
I don't blame her, I wouldn't be able to control myself either.
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>>15039002
Tum Tum
Tummy Stuffers
i fucking hate commercials like that who comes up with those nightmare inducing jingles
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Can't you read mister, can't you read?
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>>15038986
On the bright side, even if the controller turns out to be the worst thing since the invention of pain, you can still use another controller just fine.
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What the fuck is it with you people and satyre children?
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Pone's the hottest bitch in this place
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>>15039040
No, but I can hear. Your mouth says no but your eyes scream "Yes, PLEASE"
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>>15039094
Aw Hell, I was gonna tag that as ~ Deafdefiler

Fuck you too, 4chan X.
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Pony called herself "the hottest under the sun"
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>>15039068
What? People want to create a lineage with someone they love?
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
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pink has been a naughty pony
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>>15039039

Are you britbongs excited for new horse commercials?
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>>15039094
>>15039114
Nice try nerd
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>>15039119
Warm ponies are ideal
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>>15039123
It's not the child aspect, its the asire aspect. I'd much rather have a full blown pony or full blown human child.
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>>15039011
That's alright, just show up when you can.

They have Pinkie Pie card covers at the gaming store on base that I want for no other reason than Pinkie is on them. I don't even have cards to put in them. I feel ridiculous.
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>>15039131
She's looking pretty...eager, for her punishment.
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Holy shit is this a show about horses?
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>>15039131

If any pony would find a way to enjoy being put in a pillory, it would be pinkie
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>>15039131
She looks really pumped
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>>15039150
>asire
I fucking hate my phone
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>>15039165
I think it's called a "funishment," Anon.
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>>15039131
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>>15039169
Holy shit I'm a horse!
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>>15039165
HEY DON'T YOU TOUCH HER!
*roundhouse kicks you in the face*
It's okay now my dear Fluttershy
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>>15039169
Don't get your hopes up. This show is only for a little girl
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>>15039184
Sounds sexual. Does she get off to being abused?
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>>15038613
ere ya go
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>>15039198
*tips fedora*
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Pony says you don't really know someone, until you check their feces
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>>15039156
I could always send you the Pinkie I got from my packs so you'd have something to put in them.
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>>15039213
Dash is about to get blown the fuck out
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>>15039213
I like her little blue butt
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>>15039228
Pinkie Pie is so random.
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>>15039240
/sp/ pls
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>>15039223
*tips waitress*
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>>15039210
Maybe she just has a thing for public use and impregnation
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>>15039207
I miss the maker going fast.
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>>15039068
the dire to be a loving father
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>>15039263
>public use and impregnation
Chistery please
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>>15039287
People here would be horrible fathers
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>>15039207
would it be one of those moments where they save the relic by accient, or are they racing against the clock to stop the heist?
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>>15039263
>Pinkie Pie publicly showing off the latest and greatest condoms.
>In public.
Alternatively, showing how much she can take and not end up preggers due to something or another.

>>15039228
Tempting, but I shall abstain for the time being.
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All your father wanted was a son that would waifu best horse.
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>>15039263
holy shit
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>>15039326
But I already waifu best horse.
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>>15039287
Why not be father to a full pony or full human? Either makes as much sense as those fucking abominations.
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>>15039324
Aspirant, BECOME ANONYMOUS.
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>>15039324
Ah, alright.

>publicly In public
go to beb
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>>15039263
GOTTA IMPREG THEM ALL
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>>15039339
Oh my bad, pic unrelated.
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>>15039350
>abominations
but they are adorable
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>>15039339
Rip that pony out of the sky and fuck her raw
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I was making tea, and Pony yelled at me to "don't squeeze the fucking bag"
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>>15039324
Oh my god...
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>>15039244
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>>15039367
Nope, pic was related, as is this one.
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>>15039370
No they're not. They're creepy. The adorable parts would make them more adorable if they were full human or full pony.
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>>15039374
D-did the Impreg Empire just hold a conference or something?
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>>15039228
So that pinkie is four colorless and one... pink balloon ma- energy. Ahem. How many color energies are there in the MLP CCG?
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what is this a picture of?
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>>15039353
Am I not allowed to be lewd with my face on?
I thought that was my job. Somewhat.
But, as you wish.

>>15039361
Yeah, didn't notice that. Whoops. Sleepy.
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>>15039385
no I like the angle we're seeing it at
it's cute
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Gonna get a a bundle of heroin and my first blindbag pony toy tomorrow, more nervous about getting the toy

Do they sell them at Target?
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HOLY SHTI WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DAMAGE SYSTEM IN STARBOUND

I USED TO DO 100 DAMAGE WITH ONE HIT WITH AN IRON BOW NOW I DO 7

AND THE LEVEL 1 ABOVE GROUND MONSTERS DO 30 DAMAGE

GET IT TOGETHER CHUCKLEFUCK
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>>15039385
You and I both know she's always had a WPSHH'able butt.
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>>15038080
pls gib fullsize
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>>15039420
I already beat that game
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>>15039339
>>15039389
sorry but that horse is my waifu
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>>15039422
but she's underage. You need to wait for that butt to age to an ae capable of consent.
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>>15039402
I prefer that people who like to write wear name. That way if they post a story and I know their style I can decide if I feel like reading it quickly.
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>>15039391
Anon, please. You're just strange.
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>>15039420

Maybe you should fucking get gud, faggot?
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>>15039438
I posted in the wrong thread actually.

with the latest patch?
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>>15039397
Her cost is 4 action points, the symbol under it tells you the requirement you need to fulfill to play her, in this case at least 1 power worth of Laughter needs to be on your side of the field

The "colors" are the 6 elements of harmony
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>>15039414
Walmart does.
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>>15039402
I think you should be lewd with your name on.
I think names are fine.
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>>15039454
it's git gud you ignorant swine
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>>15039454
What is Pinkie doing?
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>>15039485
Ponking
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Pony says you should come to the bedroom for a surprise.
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>>15039485
telling a faggot to git gud
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>>15039480
Call me John.
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>>15039430
http://24.media.tumblr.com/8f3c48afbd62cf5ec99398d7d68109dc/tumblr_mxo0l4fwBM1sprviuo1_1280.png
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>>15039490

she does that alot
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>>15039485
Airing out her cheeks
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>>15039513
That's a fullsize bitch!
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Pony says there are no surprises in the bedroom, get to bed, in YOUR bed, and she expects your half of the rent first thing tomorrow
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>>15039519
E...eww...
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>>15039513
absolutely disgusting
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>>15039517
yeah she has a problem
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>>15039527
That's not something you should call a lady.
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Pony took that thing you made for your mom when you were 7, and smashed it
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>>15039529
Pony, I own this property. I'm only letting you stay here as a favor, but you're supposed to be finding a job.
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>>15039513
i hope he does the rest over time. this is just the right amount of fat for me.
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>"I want to fuck a goodra, they're so cute"

You know, that's just liek saying "I like babies, they're so cute! I want to fuck them!"

You know who you are.
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>>15039570
I want to fuck a woman, they're so cute
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>>15039513
great
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>>15039561
Pony said find this dick
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>>15039560
why pony that is very naughty
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>>15039560
Why would she do that?
It was a terrible cup that said MOM on it
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requests
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>>15039570

>that's like saying "I like babies, they're so cute! I want to fuck them!"
>an electronic device used to blow up images on a larger surface for easier viewing
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>>15039584
that is acceptable.
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pinkie pie is everything that is wrong with this fandom.
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Should I stram a movie?
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>>15039621
Babyfucker.
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>>15039615
lewd looking flitter
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>>15039615
Pinkie Pie biting a cherrychanga and the stuffing drips out the back
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>>15039615
more /ss/ pinkie pls
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>>15039615
Pregnant Cheerilee
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>>15039615
Rarity turning anon into a filly so she can use him an a mannequin
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>>15039633
It's aaawright.
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>>15039615
Braeburn nervously practicing ballet with buffalo.
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>>15039601
>>15039611
Pony whinnied, and trotted away
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>>15039630
what movie?
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>>15039630
only if its action packed and my autism can understand it
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>>15039642
I'm okay with this.
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>>15039662
pony is going to get a slap at this rate
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>>15039615

I would suggest more pony in collar stuff

that was cute
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>>15039615
Applejack appleing Rarity
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>>15039677
Pony flicks its tail to the side.
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>eppin
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>>15039374
>>15039337
>You're out for a pleasant walk in the Ponyville park when you hear a commotion start brewing, a high pitched voice shouting for attention.
>"Come one, come all, and behold the magic endurance extending powers of the Stallion Strong brand!"
>You round a set of trees and see a large crowd of mostly stallions, though you see one or two mares scattered around the back of the group. Their cheeks are beet red and they can't hold their focus on the center of the ring for long, but always bring their eyes back to it with jaws slightly open.
>Being taller than the ponies, you're able to stand at the back of the group and see what's going on.
>And what a sight it is you've stumbled on.

>"W-watch as I take both these b-big fellas, and how long they last while wearing this fine p-product!"
>Pinkie Pie is straddling a brown stallion, who lies on his back, large mottled horse cock rising into the air to rub against Pinkie's hindquarters. He's wearing some form of condom, the opaque plastic pulled tight over his throbbing member.
>Pinkie is lining him up with her winking slit as a second stallion waits impatiently, his own, slightly smaller, black cock twitching against his underside.
>Finally, Pinkie slides herself down onto the stallion lying on his back, biting her lower lip with a look of appreciation as she takes him to the hilt.
>As she hits his base with a dull thwap, the second stallion pounces forward, unceremoniously slamming his shaft into Pinkie's ass, making her yelp as he shoves into her violently.
>"H-hey now, take it easy!" she protests, giving his face a smack with her tail as he pulls his body over her back, nearly lying on her as he starts to pump his hips.
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>>15039685
Now that's too far, Cute Colt
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>>15039687
i am going to take off my pants
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>>15039687
Incapacitate pony and have sex with it.
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>>15039680
NO
BAD SLAVER
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Pony told me that honesty, loyalty, trust, humility and sincerity were all bullshit invented by man to control the emotions that we can't control
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>>15039696
I KNOW EXACTLY WHY I HAVE THIS BONER
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>>15039710

I am not even going through that argument again you silly anon
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>>15039696
Yowza
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Pony didn't flick her tail to the side, and you didn't have sex with Pony, after incapacitating her
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>>15039131
wowwee zowwee
now all she needs is a feed bag
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pony pony pony
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>>15039674
>>15039668
How does Being John Malkovich sound?
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Does anyone want to watch UHF?
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>>15039725
THE AUTHORITIES HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED
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anybody no gay here
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>>15039767
I'm not.
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Ain't nobody gay here
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>>15039753
One of my favorite movies. Sure!
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>>15039739
pleasing pony
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>>15039739
draw your oc having a nice tea party with friends
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>>15039753
Is this it?
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>>15039774
that "<3" is really gay
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>>15039725
That's always cute. It's great when ponies like wearing collars.
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Nobbdy isn't gay.
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>>15039774
Nonymous pls, we know you swing all ways.
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>>15039784
your special talent is being a bitch
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>>15039795
It signifies that they've given up on silly notions of freedom and know their place at the bottom of the world.
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>tfw no scritches
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who gay here
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>>15039753
im not sure what this is but sure
>>15039779
unf
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>>15039696
>plastic
That doesn't sound like a fun time
Polyeurethane or GO HOME
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>>15039696
I can't take it
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>>15039795

It is very much anon

2cute even

We could use some more stallions in them though, I really only ever see mares
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>>15039798
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Well, would you, MLPG?
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HEY APPLEJACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrX67uKsnJw
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>>15039784
who the hell is that?
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>>15039847
Yes, but quickly
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>>15039795

Pony in a Collar is my fetish.
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>>15039697
It can go farther
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http://www.livestream.com/mylittleautist
Come watch one of the stranger successful hollywood movies to come out in the last 30 years.
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>>15039843
Well of course only the mares are wearing collars.
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Streaming UHF
http://www.livestream.com/sainestream
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>>15039870
>>15039877
>two streams
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>>15039873

Which is why we need more stallions drawn wearing them
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>>15039870
>>15039877

UHHH

I am going with UHF
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>>15039870
>>15039877
AAHHH
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>>15039877
>>15039892
I'm not streaming, someone's fucking with you.
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>>15039864

>Sweating_man.png
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>>15039899
>>15039900
I'm fucking with you
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>>15039696
>giving his face a smack with her tail
there is not enough pinkie tail play in the world
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>>15039894
No, Saucer. It is the way of things for only mares to wear collars.
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>>15039696
>The motion gets her rocking, helping to push her down on the stallion below her, then he pushes up and sets the motion in a cycle again.
>Pinkie bites her lips at intervals, crying out at other times, as the stallion on her ass starts speeding up.
>"N-now as you can, s-see-" she says with a huff, trying to look at the crowd, "These f-fine stallions are going f-full tilt-AH!-B-but they're lasting m-much longer than normal-" She looks back at the stallion reaming her ass with hard thrusts playfully, "Especially this eager beaver!"
>Some of the crowd nervously laughs, but most just can't stop staring.
>"And when they finish, which'll be in just a moment when I give 'em the Pinkie Special, you'll see that Stallion Strong is just th-that! It'll take everything they've got and still hold!"
>With that, she stops talking, and a look of heated lust crosses her face as she thrusts her hips back and down, making the stallion on her ass cringe as she does something that makes his jaw drop just before he lifts his head with a great grunt that makes the mares in the back of the crowd gasp. Not to be nosy, you give a look, and see the mare nearest you is, uh, leaking, from the display.
>"That's one down!" Pinkie cries, letting the stallion pull off. Sure enough, his condom held.
>"Now for you!" Pinkie says happily, staring down at the stallion beneath her as her hips start pumping at a ridiculous speed.
>Sure enough, he gives out too, though when he grunts Pinkie nearly jumps, startled. Her mouth opens slowly, tongue sticking out, as her legs begin to shake a bit.
>It takes a moment before you see the white fluids start dribbling out around the cock still in her.
>Seems there was an accident.
>The mares in the back gasp, one visibly shaking.
>"O-oh, there's...there's so much..." Pinkie says, regaining her voice as the stallion pulls out of her, releasing a small tide of his seed from Pinkie's insides.
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>>15039922

No

I wholly reject this terrible idea
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>>15039930
oh my fucking god
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I wish I were a mare and FlyingSaucer was a stallion so we could have lots of foals.
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>>15039942
Shh, sh, just accept it.
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>>15039959

Never in a million years

stallion can wear collar if he so chooses
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>>15039930
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>>15039954

Well I do not know what to say to that anon
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>>15039930
oh my fuck
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>>15040017
Please post a vocaroo of your voice so I can imagine it when I lucid dream tonight.
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>>15039972

>Stallions choosing to wear a collar
>Not Stallions being forced to wear a collar and filly clothes out in public
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>>15039930
Holy...
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>>15040046
But then you get violence, anon. You don't force males into things unless you want dead people.
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>>15040046

>frilly clothes

BEEFED
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>>15039930
>"N-Not to worry!" Pinkie says with as much salesperson-y tone as she can muster, "For just such an accident, I'm on the Guardian Angel birth control! With a 100% Satisfaction rate and 99.9% efficiency rate-It's been tested!-I'll be right as rain!"
>Pinkie leaves the stallion lying on his back, walking to a small stack of boxes you hadn't noticed before due to the incredible display going on. She trails some fluids behind her as she walks, though it doesn't seem to bother her so much. Either she's done this before or she's an amazing actress.
>"So, if you buy two boxes of Stallion Strong, you get 1 box of the Guardian Angel backup plan as well! It's all for a low low price of 50 bits! Do I have any...takers?"
>About a good fifty stallions dash for Pinkie, nearly throwing bits at her. Some of them take off again as soon as they get a box, others hang around for a bit talking to Pinkie. Based on their looks their hoping for their own little "demonstration."
>Pinkie spots you standing around not long after, and finally shoos away the last of her customers, apparently sold out. She walks over to you, shaking her back legs a bit as she smiles.
>"That was something, huh?"
>Understatement of the century
>"Never had one break on me like that before," she says with a slight pout, "But I'm on that pill so I'm not worried."
>Suddenly, she smiles, a devious grin on her features as she looks up at you.
>"Hey, I've got a Strong Stallion left. Three to a box and I used two right there, you see. Interested?"
>They wouldn't even fit you, why would you buy one.
>"Oh, I didn't mean purchase it from me~" she says with a wink before moving in....

I'm just gonna end it here. Thanks for being an outlet!
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>>15040046
>filly clothes out in public


I don't think there's any pony pictures like this and that kind of bums me out.
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why aren't you a neet already?
you can play video game and pony all day long
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>>15039985
>that fucking face
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>>15040134
I am a NEET
I've been a NEET since I was 16.
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>>15040103
That's good, because I'd say no.
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>>15040103
whoah nelly
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>>15040116
That one pony with the saddle is kinda frilly

Shes a slut though so no surprise there
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>>15039642
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>>15040134
I can't wait until society collapses!
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>>15040103
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>>15040103
That was great.
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>>15040103
stay golden ponyboy
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>>15040042

I am sure it would be slightly different as a stallion anon so you will just have to use the power of IMAGINATION

>>15040184

Actually most of the "normal" saddles are pretty frilly in the show

Carrot's has little frills on it too, and so does this pone's
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>>15040194
hhngg
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>>15040134
I wish I was a neet
It was so much easier than university
There was a period of about a week and a half near the end of the first hiatus where I saw every post made in the mlpg
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>>15040134

>why aren't you a neet

because I have self respect
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>>15040046
yes
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>>15040184
It's her fetish.
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>>15040194
nice

could you do a cloudchaser aka best sister later?
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HAY GUYS WHO WANTS TO HELP ME MAKE MY INDIE GAME?
I HAVE THE ART COVERED I JUST NEED SOMEONE TO CODE IT BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE PATIENCE TO LEARN THAT SHIT.
IT'S GOING TO A SIDESCROLLING PLATFORMER WITH PIXEL ART.
IT IS GOING TO REVOLUTIONIZE GAMING, PEOPLE!
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>>15040245
Pfthahaha
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>>15040246

>no collar
>but still frilly-fied

There is no justice

>>15040254

Well she does wear it all the time
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>>15040184
None of the ponies are sluts
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>>15040276
rarity
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>>15040276
They are all sluts.

Even the stallions.
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>>15040170
Me too, probably. But then again that wasn't really for me.

>>15040205
>>15040214
>>15040198
>>15040172

Hope/Glad ya liked it!
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>>15039645
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>>15040316
you like pinkie too much
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>>15040316
>Aspirant into impregnation risk
>Chistery into breeding/impregnation
>Anons along for the ride
Is there something in the water? Why would you want to ruin lives?
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>>15040305
Rarity is the exact opposite of a slut.

>>15040307
There are no such things as slutty stallions that whisper lewd things into your ear in public. And their certainly aren't any slutty trappy stallions that will dress up for you and do anything you ask.
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>>15040366
nuh uh

mlpg told me that rarity is a slut

and mlpg wouldn't lie to me
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>>15040354
Well, she's my favorite pony. I can post others, but I don't have quite the image count for them as I do for Pinkie.
Though really, my pony folder in general is rather small.

>>15040361
>Into impregnation risk
Actually I'm really not. But like I said, I was writing that for others, so my reservations got set aside for the writing so as to try and not make it seem back and forth indecisive or anything.
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>>15040389

>grinning horsefucker rubbing hands.png
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>>15040409
That reminded me of those pics of the guy dressed as santa fucking a horse
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>>15040361
>ruin lives
>not wanting to give your pone kids
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pinkie pie is bad
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>>15040441
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>>15040456
That's too hard Pinkie
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>>15040397
You're okay, Aspirant.
You're okay.
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>>15040439
There is no scientific consensus that pregnancy does anything but wreck the female body, leaching minerals from bones and permanently rewiring the brain.
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>>15040389
MLPG doesn't know a thing about Rarity. They didn't even study Rariology like I have.
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>>15040456
I thought that was fisting
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>>15040456
She is though. Worst pony 2 seasons running so far. She's fine in the comics at least (her micro was adorable)
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>>15040468
Except for, you know, children.

Are you fucking braindead?
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Please enter a name
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>>15040487
Do you really think the production of children is positive or worthy of a fetish? What his this, second-tier pedophilia?
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>>15040495
RAINBWOW DAHS
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>>15040495
Please fuck off.
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>>15040471
That's not even a real degree. I bet you took it at some community college who wanted to add a fluff course.

Now Dashamatics, that's a real degree.
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>>15040495
TURBOCUNT
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>>15040502
Oh I see, you're a shitposter then.
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>>15040495
Rainbow-
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LOL
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>>15040516
I bet you don't even have a pony lab.
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>>15040541
WHERE IS THE JOKE
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>>15040465
I try.

Anyway, Goodnight MLPG. Have a nice one and I shall see you again Friday.

>>15040476
I will admit I'm not overly pleased the direction they took her for the last couple seasons at least (Lot of lol random humor and making her overplay being goofy for the sake of humor versus being aware of what's really going on but making it silly or fun while still doing useful things, but I still enjoy most of her antics.
And there is no worst pony.

But you are welcome to your opinion.

Goodnight again everyone.
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>>15040553
Why would I? That's for Pinkiemistry majors.
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>>15040516
Dashamatics? Yeah, good luck with that in the real world. Anyone who actually wanted to do something with their life would have majored in Pinkinomics, duh.
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>>15039680
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Naked Rarity
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>>15040563
>(
>never closed )

YOU CAN'T LEAVE LIKE THAT
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>>15040572
You haven't even hugged a pony for science, have you?
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>>15040586

Thank you!
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>>15040591
>>15040563
)
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>>15040598
> hugged
Is that what kids are calling it these days?
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Sugarcube
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>>15040598
I work with real ponies in the field, not some synthetic ponies in a lab. Of course I hug them.
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>>15040554

THE JOKE IS CHIKKINZ
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>>15040609
that was a close call
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I guess they changed the ban length for underaged users from 90 to 30 days
lame
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>>15040618
The ponies we hug are just as good as the real things.
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TOPIC:

Ponies who deserve to be princess more than Twilight Sparkle
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>>15040708
my cock
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>>15040708
Cadence
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>>15040688
Well there was that one incident with the exploding synthetic pony.

I hear that guy is still cleaning marshmallow out of places he didnt know he had.
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>>15040714
the princess penis cometh
behold
behold
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>>15040708
Markerpony
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>>15040708
Rarity by being temporarily engaged to a foreign prince
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>>15040708
I think Spike's really earned it
Of course he needs to become a female first
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Rarity said that you're a very pretty mare.
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>>15040775
when did this happen?
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>>15040775
i don't give a cunting fuck what that stupid slut thinks
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>>15040750
>Spike will never be female
>neither will I
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>>15040750
>spike becomes a tranny
pls no
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>>15040775

>senpai notices you and even calls you pretty

I am die
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http://theultrahand.tumblr.com/

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>15040794
He can play pretend
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>>15040797
whoa I didn't say a tranny, that's gross
they use magic for this kind of thing
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Would you go out on a date with Derpy?
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>>15040750
He'd be happy with Rarity.
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>>15040824
is she capable of consenting to sexual intercourse?
this is important
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>>15040824
yes

she has to pick the date spot though
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>>15040832

Her eyes are googly, she's not a fucking retard
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>>15040832
kind of
she doesn't really know what it is though
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Kissy little ponies.
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>>15040832
Yes, she is just clumsy because of her eyes.

Her butt is a lethal weapon though.
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>>15040849

I wish we would have gotten more of those two

That could have been a very silly dynamic
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>>15040873
what a nice thing
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>>15040846
but i want to fuck that retard
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transformation
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>>15040346
that's a messy pony
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>>15040898
well okay
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>>15040890
THE BLUEYELLOW HAS REACHED A STRANGE NEW LEVEL!
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>>15040890
There's so little straight art it's getting depressing.
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>>15040898

What is your fiendish plan this time
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pony just booped you
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>>15040914
No.

Human males turning into Pony Mares.
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>>15040923
>they will never take their hoofshake to the next level
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That was intense.

But I think I liked the Derpy H-Games idea more.
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>>15040943
>>
donkeys
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>>15040943
>>15040951

No.

Pony Mares turning into Buffalo studs.
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>>15040940
>feign death
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If a pony ponies in the woods but no one can hear it, does pony exist?
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Do you think Equestria has ever demanded ritualistic pony sacrifice in it's history? When Discord was in charge do you think he ever killed a pony, or did he just make sure they all had a really bad day?
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>>15040972
Do you exist?
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>>15040934
nothing involving you
you are not relevant to this
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>>15040930
Well the cast is like 90% female and most of the males either have boring or not much personality.

I mean fuck, look at how much the dimwit twins Snips and Snails get drawn.

It's too bad they didn't bring blueblood back, he had potential.
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>>15040134
>tfw took off work for 2 weeks
>tfw temporary NEET
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>>15039653
I don't even know why i did it
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>>15040943

Well at least its pony

I will give you credit for this one this time anon
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>>15040984
If the ponies are dead, he can't laugh at them

He was way more happy with their discontent.
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>>15041004
HOORAY! Months of asking finally pays off!
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>>15041004
WHERE IS MY /SS/ PINKIE?
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>>15040930
personally I love lesbian ships...I hate male pones and so I hate straight ships
except for spike
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pony isn't surprised that you don't have a girlfriend
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>>15039615
Pinkie working as a licensed pyrotechnitian
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>>15041046
>spike
>pone
>2011
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>>15041050
The pony I love would never consider a guy like me anyway.

Such is life.
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>>15041050
I rarely go out, don't have a job and most if not all of my socialization comes from here. You shouldn't be surprised at all.
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>>15041080
>that feel
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Why aren't you drawing?
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>>15041037
...strraight shota?

it's the only thing I can think of
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>>15041100
yes
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>>15041096
Because I'm programming and watching movies.
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>>15041096
I have no talent
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>>15041100
that's about it yeah
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>>15041105
But with who?
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>>15041096
Because I feel shitty about myself and haven't gotten back into it yet.
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>>15041096
Because I have hands like a snake
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>>15041121
Applejack
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>tfw growing, harvesting, trimming, drying, and smoking your own homegrown weed

I get the steeliest boners ever when I get high, I want to plunge balls deep inside a pony so bad
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>>15041096
Chillax, panka
I'm doing it
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>>15041096
but I am
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>>15041121
Pip?
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>>15041011
>He was way more happy with their discontent.
I can totally see that. Just like right now he is completely free to do whatever he wants, but I think he's holding back just because he can. Sure he could snap his fingers and cause total chaos, but he has been there and done that. Messing around with the main six, who are now his "friends" is probably strange new territory to him. He's fucking with them on a personal level now, and I bet he's curious to see just what he can get away with.
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>>15041141
oh my god she's wearing a little sweater
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>>15041096

because I stink at it and must go to bed for work

speaking of which, good night MLPG
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>>15041121
Aged up pound cake
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>>15041096
I'm too upset about mighty no 9 right now
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>How come ya'll ain't doin' any fistin'? This is a fistin' party, isn't it?
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>>15041088
If you had to choose between fucking a mare or never fucking a woman, which would you choose?
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>>15041155
this
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>>15041096
because I'm lazy

>>15041141
Gosh that's cute
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>>15041160
oh shit now I get it
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>>15041096
i feel sick
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>>15041155
second
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>>15041186
>
>>15041141
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>>15041186
not sick enough to stop shitposting i gather
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>>15041141
Lyra is such a cutie.
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>>15041161
I don't know.
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rediv is chubby and cute
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>>15041096
but i am
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>>15041161
It depends. Is it a magical sapient pastel mare?
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>>15041138
How do I buy pot if I have no friends
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>>15041230
picture
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>>15041186
Feel better soon buddy
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>>15041240
buttcoins?
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>>15041141
maximum qt
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>>15041155
why aged up?
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>>15041239
T-Twily san...
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>>15041259
because babies can't really react in a fun way
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>>15041230
wow
so few fucks
not a care
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>>15041218
>having the option of a night with this

The choice should be obvious
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>>15041293
> a chance to WPSHH Dash

Would take that in a heartbeat. Even if a painful death is a result.
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>>15041293
Yes, yes it should.
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>>15041293
I guess, but that wouldn't be the pony that I had in mind...
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>>15040609
Pone compiled
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>>15041320
That pony is too young
Why not her older sister
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>>15041339
She is preoccupied with slutting it up with every stallion within a 5 mile radius of her.
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>>15041161
Can I choose the mare? Can it be a sentient being from the land of equestria?
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luna dabess
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Why is it so bad that a pony is a slut?
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>>15041352
We joke but they're all probably pretty tame when it comes to these things.

I wonder if you made it to Equestria and went out cider drinking with the main cast if you would let one of our jokes slip accidentally. Like yelling at Rarity to get off the table.
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>>15041339
she's shit
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>>15041370
yeah the best at having a TINY BUTT
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>>15041352
Proof?
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I still cry during this song

I just thing I't jesus walking you down the road and showing you what you have done to make him proud of you and forgives you of embaressment
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>>15041376
There is nothing wrong with enjoying sex. It is healthy to be sexually active.
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>>15041376
>slut shaming
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>>15041370
>possum
that is disgusting
some one get Luna a flea collar
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>>15041386
Whats so bad about having a tiny butt?
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>>15041376
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>>15041037
>implying I'm gonna draw that
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>>15041391
>sexually active
Where do you think we are?
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>>15041240
>buying weed to increase the pleasure from edging

why bother
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>>15041420
you should draw Pinkie wearing a feed bag while in stocks
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>>15041415
But you're my waifu and you're supposed to be a pure maiden.
>>
Your favorite pony asked if you ever mastrubated to pictures of her

What do you respond?
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>>15039696
>>15039930
>>15040103
Rei is going to explode.
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>>15041423
Some place where only little over half of you are fucking virgins according to the Strawpolls I deployed
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>>15041096
I'm already on my second page of comics, give me a break Pinkie.
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>>15041471
An emphatic yes.
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Applejack is the lewdest horse, no doubt. Always sticking apples up her butt and breeding. Gross.
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Best princess
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>>15041491
She can't breed with her butt, anon.
And we all know it's the only place she'll take it.
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>>15041471
Yes.
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>>15041471
I'll say yes without any sound of remorse.
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>>15041498
Cheapest princess
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The only real reason alicorn Twilight still bugs me is because the wings take away from her cuteness

She's still cute.

Just less.
>>
pony is masturbating to a picture of you
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>>15039513
That image looked squashed.
http://imgur.com/EaDN1yn
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>>15041529
How did she manage to get a picture of me? I don't have any pictures of myself on the internet. At all.
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>>15041527
>implying
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>>15041534
better
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>>15041527
>takes away
No anon, it makes her cuter.
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>>15041462
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>>15041527
I thought Twilight was the least cutest before she got the wingsI still think she is, but the wings really distract me from how not cute she is
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>>15041582
>dat drool
you da best who are you
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>>15041420
DO IT PINKIE
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i want my sarcastic wizard back
>>
I am experiencing an erection.
>>
https://derpiboo.ru/495127
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>>15041643
that's a man with a penis
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https://derpiboo.ru/495097
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>>15041640
How unfortunate.
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>>15041582

This is great
>>
The John Malcovich movie creeps me out the same way Flatliners did
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>>15041643
porn parody when
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>>15041664
Reported.
>>
le Ponyville, so gentle and le still
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>>15040346
CUTE
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>>15041664
sorry it crashed, but there wasn't much left anyway.
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>>15041625
>sarcastic female pony wizard, voiced by tara strong
What's not to like?
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>>15041608
Nonsense, twily was cute even before she had wings
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>>15041582
Have you recently drawn a pic of anon hugging Scootaloo?
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>>15041640
what does it do?
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>>15041699
>>15041699
you idiot. you can't just not stream the end.
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>>15041613
>not knowing me
;_;
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>>15041721
>>15041699
he's right! B-baka janai!!
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hey, pony drawing guy
thanks for drawing the ponies
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>>15041727
Hitler?
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>>15041699
come on finish it man
>>
what do you think about the lp purge?
>>
How many ponies do you think you've drawn in your life?
>>
Pony knew for absolute certain, that the verdict would be guilty
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>>15041161
>A choice between:
>Fucking a mare or
>Never fucking a woman
Why would I chose never fucking a woman? What am I, gay?
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>>15041746
I dunno, like, 20. All of them were pretty bad.
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>>15041746
1 on my computer, and 4 in doodles in various notebooks
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>>15041746
27-35
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>>15041751
Well, why would you need a woman? You got a magical talking pastel pone.
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>>15041761
Where do i punch it?
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>>15041746
like a dozen
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>>15041746
four or five i think, i don't remember
i think i painted all of the pony i drew, but it always comes out so muddy and shit so i gave up
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>>15041766
The butthole
>>
http://www.livestream.com/mylittleautist

alright, lets finish this puppy off.
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>>15041527
It makes her better anon
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>>15041766
You do not abuse the pone, anon. You love the pone.
LOVE the pone.
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>>15041655
>https://derpiboo.ru/495127
I'm not so sure. If that's a man I'd still stick my penis in it.
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>>15041761
Is it that one?
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>>15041746
Quite a lot.
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>people spelling Pinkie's name "Pinky"
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>>15041773
This is going on the fridge.
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>>15041706
nope
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>>15041795
It could be, or it could even be this one.
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>Twifags are allowed to vote
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>>15041789
Oh god I would so fucking hard.
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Pony wants to be your sugar momma.
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>>15041727
but i really wanted to know now
I have seen you around for a while though
I like the way you ponk
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>>15041773
what do you think of mine?
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>>15041810
>not liking all the ponies
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PONE DEMANDS YOU SNUGGLE WITH HER
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Why aren't you pretending to be the pretty mare?

It's usable now, you know http://community.playstarbound.com/index.php?threads/pony-race.45175/
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>>15038127
I want a dominant stallion to have his way with me
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>>15041824
Only if she asks nicely.
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>>15041824
But snuggles aren't snuggles if they are forced.
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>>15041545
isaac just fucking marry her already
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>>15041839
>anthro
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>>15041823
>liking Princess Worstpone McShowmurderer™
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>>15041813
eh okay you can call me neko or as everyone else call me droolanon or I don't know if I have another nickname
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>>15041802
>not saving the one with the tail
fuck you
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I SAVED THIS
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>>15041545
the fact she's missing feathers on her left wing bothers me a lot, and ruins this otherwise cute scene.
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>>15041746
~2000+
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>>15041868
It's better this way.
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>>15041839
shit i dont want to buy terraria 1.01
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mlpg you're my best friend
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>>15041746
1k at least
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>>15041902
IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEEEEEND
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>>15041867
cool, btw you draw great bellies
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>>15041902
I have no friends.

You're no friend of mine.
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Pony just booped everywhere. And you have to clean it up.
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>>15041920
I ain't cleaning up her boop juice.
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>>15041746
Around the 200-400 range

I don't think I'm any good but people say I have potential
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>>15041917
aw thanks
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>>15041916
ponymon
gotta boop em all
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I did a thing
G'nite MLPG
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>>15041861
It'd be very difficult if not impossible to do it any other way, anon
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>>15041944
STRAM
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Pony said that "freaky" is seldom a compliment
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>>15041950
unf unf size difference unf
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>>15041898
that is a stupid face
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>>15041944
Let's see one
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>>15041953
then dont do it at all.
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my little penis
my little penis
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>>15041819
that's a pretty good ponk
far more refined than mine
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>Notice Fluttershy has animal problem in house.
>Decide to take care of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DKc1JcZ_u0
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>>15041950
I love that crazy pone.
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pony is sad that she has to buy a Wii U for bayonetta 2.
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>>15041962
I don't know what else to call shoving three dildos into her.
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>>15041950
yes, so good

headtrauma pony is a good one
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>>15042012
Pony should be happy that Nintendo saved the franchise instead of letting it die like Microsoft and Sony did
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>Order something from Amazon.
>/k/ shoots the fucking thing down.
>Now has your pony toy.
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>>15042026
but pony will never play it anyways since she's not buying a Wii U ever so it might as well be dead.
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was this colored?
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>>15042001
>that ending
wtf
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>>15042040
I heard everyone who tried is now dead
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>tfw Rarity will never turn me from a dirty,slobbish,reclusive and bitter person to a outgoing and handsome stallion.
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>>15042012
wrong
pony is sad the WiiU HD port of Zelda WW didn't have all the dungeons originally slated to be in the GC release.
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>>15042001
now, I have no problem with killing rodents of any kind, but it looks like that trap was too small for the animal and didn't kill it instantly like they're supposed to.

I may be wrong though, I don't really know the precise timeframe on these things.
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>>15042057
They were used in Twilight Princess
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>>15042056
Take a bath you fuck.
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>>15042031
I guess you CAN beat dem drones
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>>15042031
become involved in politics and push for stronger gun control laws, eventually banning all firearms except in the hands of police
have private firearms seized from around the country and melted
make every weapon with metal projectiles and a barrel an 'Assault Weapon'

Just
to spite
/k/
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>>15042063
Really? Which ones were they?
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>>15042031
>Amazon develops armed drones to protect the shipping drones
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>>15042056
>tfw even Rarity couldn't turn me into a normal person
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>>15042052
yeah such high levels of cuteness could not exist with out first killing them
just like time travel
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anyone streaming? if not i might stream either predator or aliens, what say you mlpg?
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>>15042056
Just take a fucking shower and clean your fucking room. You don't need a horse to change that.
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>>15042107
Alien_
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>>15042084
Not sure which two, but if I had to guess it would be the ones with the spinner, and the ball and chain.
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>>15042086
>Amazon: Primed.
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>>15042058
It maximum stunned it for awhile. The ending clearly shows it wanted to fight.
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>>15042111
but i already streamed that, i prefer not to stream things twice, but i guess if enough people want me to i could stream the first alien movie
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>>15042107
Why not both?
I mean, there's a "vs" movie about both, isn't there?
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>>15042119
What if Amazon Prime had sex with Metroid Prime
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>>15042128
Stream a good movie instead.
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>>15042133
Starscream get off the human internets!
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>>15042130
yes but AvP and the sequel(s?) are so crap

>>15042138
dude, aliens, alien, and all three predator movies are great

alien 3 and resurrection are mediocre but great if you aren't too harsh a judge

the real crap ones are AvP 1 and 2
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>>15042107
Never seen predator.
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>>15042110
>>15042068
But Anon I'm deplorably lazy and unreasonable and cannot change.
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>>15042163
then go die in your flith. If you're so weak willed as to not be able to take care of your basic needs youre not worth anything.
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pony doesn't have the energy to pony
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>>15042157
Alien is the only actually good movie out of all of those.

Stream a movie with some substance instead, though.
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>>15042163
>not praising your gift from Nurgle.
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Let's go steal an apple from old man Smith's farm!
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going to sleep...good night mlpg!

>>15041186
get well soon...I need you
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>>15042175
I think Aliens and Predator 1 and 2 are great.
IN MY OPINION.
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>>15042175
>aliens and predator
>not great

I bet you don't even like pretty mares in pretty dresses
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>>15042115
I'd argue it's the one with the dominion rod since it looks a bit like the Tower of the Gods from WW and the rod wasn't really used outside its dungeon.

I think Goron Mines might have been a scrapped WW dungeon too
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>>15042192
neat
someone else drawededed this too right
pls post it
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>>15042162
predator it is, it's a classic, i hope you enjoy it anon

just a heads up regarding quality though, i've got a dvd box set with all four alien movies, two predator movies and the two AvP movies. the alien dvd worked fine but aliens kept fucking up out of the box, so we might get some issues with predator

>>15042175
alien is the very best of the group certainly but the others are good, not as good but still good, for very different reasons, especially since they are basically a different genre, alien is space opera horror, the others are sci fi action thrillers. you can't say that aliens was crap just because it wasn't like alien, they are completely different films. i'm of the opinion that people would like the more recent films if they were their own franchise and not alien/predator, but that is just me haha.
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>>15042107
Stram

ARMAGEDDON
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>>15042195
Pred 2 was crazy but just enough 80s fun for me to like
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>>15042182
>Applejack keeps eating all the apples

Which of the mane 6 besides Pinkie is most likely to be overweight?
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>>15042192
you were saying?
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>>15042192
thanks bby <3
sweet dreams
>>15042206
>
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You're just standing around when you hear a feminine growl from behind, and a clearly enunciated "UNF."

Celestia's standing behind you with a smile on her face and her wings unfurled.

You might have time to run.
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>>15042192
what does no flare mean?
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>>15042230
Shitting myself is a free action.
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>>15042237
it means i dont have a horse dick
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>>15042216
>Zecora will never give you a potion to transform your genitals into a large Zebra stallion's.
>She says you have to try it on her to make sure it worked
>You must come back once a week, your payment is in semen
>A direct deposit
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Pony just became angry for no particular reason
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>>15042237
she is saying that because mewball does not have the ability to flare the head of his penis like a horse that she does not want to have sex with him

or that she really likes the light from flares
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Which character would you spend time with, and get to learn more about them non sexually?
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>>15042250
Well you should really try to fix that
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>>15042250
so your fetish is being denied sex because of your tiny penis?
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>>15042267
>tfw no horsecock
>tfw no flare
>tfw no large sheath
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>>15042202
The thing is the tower of the gods already had the command melody, they would have had to give a different item for that. You might be right about the goron mines one.

I think the spinner was a WW item because how cartoony it is.
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http://derpy.me/agathoid

streaming predator, starting in a few minutes okay?
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>>15042278
if it was i would never be able to fulfill it iykwim
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>>15042265
probly any of them but Twilight. she'd try to make me read books i have no interest in.
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Pony looked for peace, but did not attain
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>>15042296
Right. Your thumbs are good enough to make up.
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>>15042250
You can buy horse dildos online you know
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>>15042265
Can I never have sex with them? Because there are characters that I'm interested in both sexually and non sexually.
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>>15042310
pfff
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>humanized pone bent over a rail, their ass and pussy fully exposed
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>>15042334
boner lost
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Pony reminds you that Zelda is a casual, easy and frankly boring series and does not understand the appeal.
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Pony says to stop kissing up
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>>15042334
What about bent over a knee, their ass experiencing the full wrath of the palm.
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>>15042334
>humanized

you lost me
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>>15042347
Pony says to shut the fuck up because your mom is boring and for casuals
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Lars von Trier's Equestria Girls
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>>15042362
I start kissing down then.
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>>15042362
Fuck you pony, I ain't kissing up to no horse.
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>>15042370
unf sunset shimmer
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Pony actually enjoyed watching me play Twilight Princess
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Pony says stop acting like a kiss up
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>>15042370
Kids: Spankings are punishments and avoid them at every cost.
Adults: Lewd and begs for more.
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>>15042347
Human reminds pony that everyone has different opinions and just because pony doesn't like something doesn't mean it's bad and that human can't like it
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Pony says pony pony
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>>15042417
Also known as: Daddy issues.
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>>15042417
would you dominate her
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>>15042417
Pony says adults are used to pain so much that the brain is tricked that pain is good.
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Pony says mlpg is a shadow of its former self.
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>>15042436
Then what's mommy issues?
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>>15042456
Maybe pony wants a little pain?
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>>15042334
Inside or outside?
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>>15042469
Not really. It's kind of the same as it's always been.

Go back to bed, pony.
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>>15042474
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Want to have sex with me anon? I need cash.
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>>15042334
unf
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I should fap to pony.
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>>15042396
>not kissing up to pony
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Pony says Pony is actually a nice Pony, and acts this way to everypony
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>>15042474
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EVERYBODY'S DOIN' A BRAND NEW DANCE NOW

COME ON, PONY, DO THE LOCOMOTION
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>>15042482
Pony says you are delusional and a stupid brony
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http://i.imgur.com/J1lOT0Q.jpg
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>>15042488
>>15042503
No like, what's involved in mommy issues?
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>>15042511
Oh, now pony is talking shit, huh?

She can go fuck herself. AND I'm taking the TV out of her room. Fucking bitch.
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>>15042503
i had a dream about Freud riding a pony yesterday. He was in a jockey uniform, and it was one of those horse races
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>>15042494
Why are ponies so clingy?
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>>15042508
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Pony actually didn't call anyhuman a stupid and delusional brony. She also says that she doesn't even live with you
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>>15042482
Pony ask, where are your drawfags? Where is the show discussion?
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>>15042570
I'm doing finals.
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>>15042570
We talked about the show several times today and we had two drawfags take request and one posting something they just did. We also have mewball in the background somewhere.

Fuck off, pony. You're not getting your stupid TV back. And you can't watch me play video games anymore.
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>>15042586
Pony asks if you are doing finals and are here replying to her, doesn't that mean you aren't doing finals and being lazy?
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pony asks you to get her a wii so she can play project m with her friends
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Pony doesn't even watch TV, and she wouldn't watch you play video games. She said something about you needing to "git gud" and then left the room
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>>15042608
Pony says mewball is the only drawfag these days. Where is the rest? Why do you circlejerk mewball?
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>>15042621
I just got done studying and I'm gonna go to bed.

night
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Pony actually doesn't care much for the Wii U
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>>15042641
Pony says don't come back
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I don't know who this Pony is, but she's really annoying.
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>>15042661
The shitposting pony.
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>>15042637
Why do I even let pony stay here?
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>>15042667
I bet it's Pinkie.
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>>15042482
Pony asks, how goes mlpg collab projects. Pony forgot there are no more projects.
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I hope we see this pony again
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Pony says that depression isn't real and that you are just being a huge bitch.
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>>15042656
I dont think anyone seriously cares about that piece of shit.
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>Have the Mane Six's DNA modified with the darkest magic at your disposal
>assume they would appreciate their new powers, and join your army
>they just decide to use said powers to protect Equestria, and fight against your forces

What ungrateful cunts.
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>>15042555
Ponies are affectionate creatures.
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>>15042682
We don't have anyone to organize any new projects. If someone wants to be responsible for that I have no doubt that people would participate.
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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Pony actually doesn't even care about mlpg projects.
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>>15042687
>She comes back
>The next princess.
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Pony is an mlpg project.
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>>15042682
>>15042706
>>15042710
>>15042718
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>>15042706
Pony asks why you are being delusional? All the cool drawfags left and no one wants to join any new projects.
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Pony never said Pony was depressed. It was Pony's shrink, Pony's mother, and all of Pony's friends
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>>15042708
Dream of swollen pony guts
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Someone draw 3rd-person-shitposting pony already
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>>15042727
Pony isn't even cute.
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>>15042697
oh my gosh I think I'm actually dying
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>>15042690
its fun if you have friends
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>>15042734
Pony says draw it yourself you lazy good for nothing peice of shit lazy cunt lame excuse of an anon.
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>>15042747
Friends make anything fun.
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How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
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