Miss Cheerilee is sweet and kind. Of this, there can be no doubt. Or can there? Just what goes on in that school basement when the presses are stopped and there are no foals to be taught? Our ace investigative journalists have dug up some information that may shed a darker light on this teacher. She may even be grading papers and writing up new tests to pass out.>>15031824Previous thread.
cheerilee is cruel and sadistic
Derpy is a very ugly pony
Pony says that most of your brain shuts down in cryosleep. All but the primitive side, the animal side
and for all the little girls that I might take home...stram derpy.me/e7bqs
>>15037849Let go of your hate.
Cheerilee does wonders for those filly's self esteem.Do you think we'll see her in the next episode? Maybe she will hear what Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were saying and discipline them.
help
Why aren't you studying for your finals
>>15037927Bow to me.
>>15037849
>>15037953I flunked out of college last year.
>>15037953It's physicsI think i got it
>>15037953Already did themAlready got the resultsFailed one class even though I did great in the practicals
>>15037953I haven't been to school in 7 years.
Jesus Christ, Pizza Hut. Could you put ENOUGH butter in that pizza? Jeeze Louise
>>15038021I wish I could eat pizza with a pony.
>>15038021>not supporting your local family owned pizzeria
>>15038002>that feelThe fucker gave me an 8/15 on "preparedness" because I was the one always figuring the procedures out first and then everyone would come to me. that's 25% of our grade.I swear if I fail because of that I'm going to the department head.
>>15038021No. More fat pony.
>>15037953Finished them last friday.
>>15037953already passed everything
>>15038039macro derpy butt facesitting
IF YOU CAN DRAW A CIRCLE YOU CAN DRAW A PONY!
Wowzahttps://31.media.tumblr.com/8f3c48afbd62cf5ec99398d7d68109dc/tumblr_mxo0l4fwBM1sprviuo1_500.png
>>15037953I finished my last one yesterday
>>15038078
>>15038080This boner will never die
can we pls talk about dominant stallions?
>>15038103REAL BONERS NEVER DIE
Consensual cuddling in the snuggling position for the sole purpose of cozying up.
>>15037796oh god, I'm going to be in a loop of waifuing her/not waifuing her forever won't I?
>>15038127Being the dominant stallion with a qt mare girlfriend or being the little filly with a stallion husbando?
>>15038080Get the 1280 one at least.Jeez.
>>15038147
>>15038165the flower will run out of petals one day
Can you feel the crude stew, MLPG?
>>15038127I can't think of any.
>>15038199How heavy do you think she'd be?
>>15037796> The possibility of tests just ripe for cheating is far more scintillating to the students than any sexual indiscretion
>>15038207Not sureBut I always figured pegasi were the lightest of the ponies
>>15038227Light and durable
>>15038199hhnggg every time
Pony says you'll find that the less bread a man eats, the healthier he is
>>15038242Never quite sure if it's expansion or she's just throwing her rump at the camera
>>15038147Yes please
>>15038127Dominant mares are much more interesting
>>15038275expansion, you dummy
>>15038265The shittier the pony, the more they quote things they don't understand.
>>15038254w-whoa
Okay, party peopleI'm done with finals and want to write something new and get the cobwebs outI'll take any and all prompts - the third one - at 4500 characters. For the sake of the General it'll be put on the Pastebin.Note: I'm about two pinot noirs in, so this is an express train to no-fucks-given-ville.
>>15038265Carbohydrates are good for you, it's high amounts of Fructose where the real problem lies. America wouldn't even be so fat if it wasn't for High-Fructose Corn Syrup.
>>15038254That;s hot.
R-Rara sama....
>>15038293Um no, pretty sure that's thrusting. She's clearly on top of a person.
>>15038303Scootaloo discovering her blooming love for Sweetie Belle.
poni doesn't want her broccoli
>>15038300>>15038318Anon looks like he's at a loss at what to do.
>>15038283Truer words have never been spoken.
sex with bloomberg
>>15037953Because I'm a highschool drop out.>No education>No social skills>Fat fuck>Only likes two things in this worldI haven't killed myself because of those two things.
>>15038303Why the 3rd one?You're just going to make people wait for 2 and then hit submit.Anyways, Twilight forcefully turning anon into a little filly for science.
RECOMMEND ME SOME GOOD FILLY FAPFICS THAT AREN'T FROM HOTSAUCEFUCK
Pony says to put the lunchables pizza back on the shelf. We're not rich enough to afford them.
>>15038303Human Applejack going through a very hormonally altering pregnancy
>>15038335Fillies shouldn't swear
>>15038333fucking gaywrite something not fucking gay
>>15038355Because usually "first takers" makes for some hurt feelings sometimes and three seems like a good enough number.>>15038368A very good number, really.
>>15038335Why do they hate their green vegetables so much
>>15038335Such a potty mouthGod I just want to grab that filly and become the father figure she needs
>>15038147And so much more.
>>15038328no, it's expansion
>>15038199>no one will ever draw fanart of you and your waifuThat would be the day I've finally won the game of being a drawfag
>>15038408Going to be so special~ As Anon takes time just for meeeeeeeeeeee
>>15038357I hope you like futa.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/135022/spikes-futa-foursome
>>15038368>>15038380Alright, a fat person fic!Time to go to the coffee shop!
>>15038408How does it feel knowing you will never get cozy with pone?
>>15038242
Pony thinks things were much better when Stalin was in charge
>>15038465I don't know that feeling.
>>15038454what
>>15038368>>15038380>humanwhat's the point
>>15038491Pony was born in 1986. Pony doesn't know what she's talking about.
>>15038492Of course you do, pony isn't real. Saying otherwise is just lying to yourself.
>>15038523Pony just started screaming "NEIN NEIN NEIN" and banging her hoof on the table
>>15038510I said all prompts, better fucking well honor it, Anon. If you prefer all pony all the time, take this one.
>>15038368Make her chubby and I'll second this.
>>15038535I don't know what's wrong with you, but it's not as difficult as you seem to think.
>>15038510Because some people like the personality of the characters and want them in a more familiar form?
>>15038465I believe in the multiverse theory, solely so that I can have a million magically universes in which I cuddle with AJ.Fuck you.;_______;
Requests? Mothpone guys are fucking around too much right now.
>>15038563So cosplay sex fetish. Got it.
>>15038571Oh man these comics, they're so adorable.
>>15038587Filly Pinkie and filly Dash having a snowball fight
>>15038587Rainbow Dash trying on a short skirt in front of a mirror, she kind of likes it
>>15038547You're an honorable writefag and my nigga, chistMy complaint was more with the request than with you>>15038563I just don't see much of a point making them people really, but whatever floats your boat I guess
>>15038587Applejack brandishing her brand new hi-tech laser gun she built herself.
>>15038587moth celestia
>>15038592Also because human pregnancy has a known range of experiences common to women going through it. I mean for all I know horses don't feel much of anything other than anticipation they're to be a mother soon.
>>15038547>>15038303Can I ask for slutty Pinkie grinding against and teasing Anon in public?
>>15038587Diamond Tiara getting braces
>>15038587Draw Shining Armor surfing
>>15038571>>15038603don't you satyr fuckers get tired of posting your shit here?it's not thread related. fuck off
>>15038624so regalso majesticso fuzzy
>>15038646But anon, that Applesatyr is so adorable.Maybe even more adorable than [/spoiler]Hope.[/spoiler]
>>15038646>fuck offno.
Sex with satyr
>>15038646I don't really care if they post stuff here.
>>15038674then go post it in the satyr thread, not here
>>15038674I really should proofread my posts more often.
>>15038674Imagine when she brings home a stallionAll you'll be able to think about is his cock tearing her in two
>>15038625i am going to guess by the show that ponies experience the kinds of emotions like people like they do for everything elseunless thats not your fetish i guess
I love hiding
>>15038701>m-muh MLP GENERAL.>IT SHOULD ONLY BE ABOUT THINGS I LIKE
>>15038705just use ctrl s
>>15038613yes>>15038621maybe>>15038624>>15038648okay
>>15038722FOUND YOU
What if Scootaloo flies?
>>15038725it isi do not like satyrremove satyrremove mothremove batremove popularfags
>>15038758Then she'd have parents.
>>15038758Congratulations hugs.
>>15038722Can someone explain this to me?
>>15038762get out of here stalker.shoo.
>>15038715Not the guy, but having a range of emotions doesn't necessarily mean pregnancy is quite the rollercoaster it can be for some human women.Whatever, I'm fulfilling the humanized request.
>>15038722
>>15038765What if we see her parents in the episode?
>>15038785I guess you'd be the expert on being pregnant.
>>15038785Overruled!!
>>15038758Then crashed and is paralyzed for the rest of her life
>>15038811The sounds of headcanons and fanon imploding will echo through the ages.
>>15038772Where is that guy finding all those cuddly poniesHow do I get there
>>15038722I'm really good at hidingI've been in the closet for about 5 years
>>15038811Oh my god if her parents show up at the even to watch her fly I am gonna lose it.Especially if she does fly.
>>15038811Then Faust is dead
>>15038773Hiding is when you conceal something so it is not seen or found by others. In this case Anon is likely referring to hiding himself, where he would move to a place where he would conceal himself from general view so he is not found.
>>15038811>They're both Rainbow Dash recolors
>>15038785Or it's more intense. Or it's the same. Or it varies.Who cares anyway. Your request was human, so you don't even need to try to justify it.
>>15038832I am that guy. I have ways.
Man, nigga fuck Scootaloo.
>>15038864Can you send me one?preferably a Dash model if you have one
>>15038722I love hiding the fact that I wouldn't do drugs or drink alcohol under any real circumstances but stonershy turns me on and forced intoxication is unf.
>>15038882>Man, nigga fuck Scootaloo.
>>15038711Anon p-l-e-a-s-e
What if pony got drunk?
>>15038857> Anon in Equestria accidentally knocks up a mare> No one really knows or cares until nearly half a year in, as she's "putting on an awful lot of weight"> Discovered to be pregnant, which is Anon's mega-fetish> Instantly become a couple, bonded by the foal stirring inside her even as he pounds awayBONER NO STOP NO BONER BONER NOOO
>>15038914She'd probably confess her love for another pony
>>15038835What if >>15038772 after she flies?Wow, I never noticed how little pictures of Scootaloo I have
>>15038885I'm not sure what you mean, anon. I don't have any Dash pics I haven't already posted before, I think.
Reminder that Cute Quest's session this week is slated for Friday at roughly 8pm Central, on the sub.Have a nice night MLPG!
>>15038917ohoh yes
>>15038945FUCK YEAH!
>>15038917>>15038959AnonsAnons stopIt's a school night
>tfw not selected for the steam machine betaIt's not like I wanted to try the controller or anything.
>>15038959Lyra please, control yourself.
feed me
>>15038945It could happenOnly on the subAlso, I'm not sure if I'll make it in for the beginning, the CCG releases this friday and they're having a tournament starting at 4pm.
>>15039002You're not dexter's dad or a giant mutant venus flytrap so no.
>>15038988I don't blame her, I wouldn't be able to control myself either.
>>15039002Tum TumTummy Stuffersi fucking hate commercials like that who comes up with those nightmare inducing jingles
Can't you read mister, can't you read?
>>15038986On the bright side, even if the controller turns out to be the worst thing since the invention of pain, you can still use another controller just fine.
What the fuck is it with you people and satyre children?
Pone's the hottest bitch in this place
>>15039040No, but I can hear. Your mouth says no but your eyes scream "Yes, PLEASE"
>>15039094Aw Hell, I was gonna tag that as ~ DeafdefilerFuck you too, 4chan X.
Pony called herself "the hottest under the sun"
>>15039068What? People want to create a lineage with someone they love?WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
pink has been a naughty pony
>>15039039Are you britbongs excited for new horse commercials?
>>15039094>>15039114Nice try nerd
>>15039119Warm ponies are ideal
>>15039123It's not the child aspect, its the asire aspect. I'd much rather have a full blown pony or full blown human child.
>>15039011That's alright, just show up when you can.They have Pinkie Pie card covers at the gaming store on base that I want for no other reason than Pinkie is on them. I don't even have cards to put in them. I feel ridiculous.
>>15039131She's looking pretty...eager, for her punishment.
Holy shit is this a show about horses?
>>15039131If any pony would find a way to enjoy being put in a pillory, it would be pinkie
>>15039131She looks really pumped
>>15039150>asireI fucking hate my phone
>>15039165I think it's called a "funishment," Anon.
>>15039131
>>15039169Holy shit I'm a horse!
>>15039165HEY DON'T YOU TOUCH HER!*roundhouse kicks you in the face*It's okay now my dear Fluttershy
>>15039169Don't get your hopes up. This show is only for a little girl
>>15039184Sounds sexual. Does she get off to being abused?
>>15038613ere ya go
>>15039198*tips fedora*
Pony says you don't really know someone, until you check their feces
>>15039156I could always send you the Pinkie I got from my packs so you'd have something to put in them.
>>15039213Dash is about to get blown the fuck out
>>15039213I like her little blue butt
>>15039228Pinkie Pie is so random.
>>15039240/sp/ pls
>>15039223*tips waitress*
>>15039210Maybe she just has a thing for public use and impregnation
>>15039207I miss the maker going fast.
>>15039068the dire to be a loving father
>>15039263>public use and impregnationChistery please
>>15039287People here would be horrible fathers
>>15039207would it be one of those moments where they save the relic by accient, or are they racing against the clock to stop the heist?
>>15039263>Pinkie Pie publicly showing off the latest and greatest condoms.>In public.Alternatively, showing how much she can take and not end up preggers due to something or another.>>15039228Tempting, but I shall abstain for the time being.
All your father wanted was a son that would waifu best horse.
>>15039324>>15039263holy shit
>>15039326But I already waifu best horse.
>>15039287Why not be father to a full pony or full human? Either makes as much sense as those fucking abominations.
>>15039324Aspirant, BECOME ANONYMOUS.
>>15039324Ah, alright.>publicly In publicgo to beb
>>15039263GOTTA IMPREG THEM ALL
>>15039339Oh my bad, pic unrelated.
>>15039350>abominationsbut they are adorable
>>15039339Rip that pony out of the sky and fuck her raw
I was making tea, and Pony yelled at me to "don't squeeze the fucking bag"
>>15039324Oh my god...
>>15039244
>>15039367Nope, pic was related, as is this one.
>>15039370No they're not. They're creepy. The adorable parts would make them more adorable if they were full human or full pony.
>>15039374D-did the Impreg Empire just hold a conference or something?
>>15039228So that pinkie is four colorless and one... pink balloon ma- energy. Ahem. How many color energies are there in the MLP CCG?
what is this a picture of?
>>15039353Am I not allowed to be lewd with my face on?I thought that was my job. Somewhat.But, as you wish.>>15039361Yeah, didn't notice that. Whoops. Sleepy.
>>15039385no I like the angle we're seeing it atit's cute
Gonna get a a bundle of heroin and my first blindbag pony toy tomorrow, more nervous about getting the toyDo they sell them at Target?
HOLY SHTI WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DAMAGE SYSTEM IN STARBOUNDI USED TO DO 100 DAMAGE WITH ONE HIT WITH AN IRON BOW NOW I DO 7AND THE LEVEL 1 ABOVE GROUND MONSTERS DO 30 DAMAGEGET IT TOGETHER CHUCKLEFUCK
>>15039385You and I both know she's always had a WPSHH'able butt.
>>15038080pls gib fullsize
>>15039420I already beat that game
>>15039339>>15039389sorry but that horse is my waifu
>>15039422but she's underage. You need to wait for that butt to age to an ae capable of consent.
>>15039402I prefer that people who like to write wear name. That way if they post a story and I know their style I can decide if I feel like reading it quickly.
>>15039391Anon, please. You're just strange.
>>15039420Maybe you should fucking get gud, faggot?
>>15039438I posted in the wrong thread actually.with the latest patch?
>>15039397Her cost is 4 action points, the symbol under it tells you the requirement you need to fulfill to play her, in this case at least 1 power worth of Laughter needs to be on your side of the fieldThe "colors" are the 6 elements of harmony
>>15039414Walmart does.
>>15039402I think you should be lewd with your name on.I think names are fine.
>>15039454it's git gud you ignorant swine
>>15039454What is Pinkie doing?
>>15039485Ponking
Pony says you should come to the bedroom for a surprise.
>>15039485telling a faggot to git gud
>>15039480Call me John.
>>15039430http://24.media.tumblr.com/8f3c48afbd62cf5ec99398d7d68109dc/tumblr_mxo0l4fwBM1sprviuo1_1280.png
>>15039490she does that alot
>>15039485Airing out her cheeks
>>15039513That's a fullsize bitch!
Pony says there are no surprises in the bedroom, get to bed, in YOUR bed, and she expects your half of the rent first thing tomorrow
>>15039519E...eww...
>>15039513absolutely disgusting
>>15039517yeah she has a problem
>>15039527That's not something you should call a lady.
Pony took that thing you made for your mom when you were 7, and smashed it
>>15039529Pony, I own this property. I'm only letting you stay here as a favor, but you're supposed to be finding a job.
>>15039513i hope he does the rest over time. this is just the right amount of fat for me.
>"I want to fuck a goodra, they're so cute"You know, that's just liek saying "I like babies, they're so cute! I want to fuck them!"You know who you are.
>>15039570I want to fuck a woman, they're so cute
>>15039513great
>>15039561Pony said find this dick
>>15039560why pony that is very naughty
>>15039560Why would she do that?It was a terrible cup that said MOM on it
requests
>>15039570>that's like saying "I like babies, they're so cute! I want to fuck them!">an electronic device used to blow up images on a larger surface for easier viewing
>>15039584that is acceptable.
pinkie pie is everything that is wrong with this fandom.
Should I stram a movie?
>>15039621Babyfucker.
>>15039615lewd looking flitter
>>15039615Pinkie Pie biting a cherrychanga and the stuffing drips out the back
>>15039615more /ss/ pinkie pls
>>15039615Pregnant Cheerilee
>>15039615Rarity turning anon into a filly so she can use him an a mannequin
>>15039633It's aaawright.
>>15039615Braeburn nervously practicing ballet with buffalo.
>>15039601>>15039611Pony whinnied, and trotted away
>>15039630what movie?
>>15039630only if its action packed and my autism can understand it
>>15039642I'm okay with this.
>>15039662pony is going to get a slap at this rate
>>15039615I would suggest more pony in collar stuffthat was cute
>>15039615Applejack appleing Rarity
>>15039677Pony flicks its tail to the side.
>eppin
>>15039374>>15039337>You're out for a pleasant walk in the Ponyville park when you hear a commotion start brewing, a high pitched voice shouting for attention.>"Come one, come all, and behold the magic endurance extending powers of the Stallion Strong brand!">You round a set of trees and see a large crowd of mostly stallions, though you see one or two mares scattered around the back of the group. Their cheeks are beet red and they can't hold their focus on the center of the ring for long, but always bring their eyes back to it with jaws slightly open.>Being taller than the ponies, you're able to stand at the back of the group and see what's going on.>And what a sight it is you've stumbled on.>"W-watch as I take both these b-big fellas, and how long they last while wearing this fine p-product!">Pinkie Pie is straddling a brown stallion, who lies on his back, large mottled horse cock rising into the air to rub against Pinkie's hindquarters. He's wearing some form of condom, the opaque plastic pulled tight over his throbbing member.>Pinkie is lining him up with her winking slit as a second stallion waits impatiently, his own, slightly smaller, black cock twitching against his underside.>Finally, Pinkie slides herself down onto the stallion lying on his back, biting her lower lip with a look of appreciation as she takes him to the hilt.>As she hits his base with a dull thwap, the second stallion pounces forward, unceremoniously slamming his shaft into Pinkie's ass, making her yelp as he shoves into her violently.>"H-hey now, take it easy!" she protests, giving his face a smack with her tail as he pulls his body over her back, nearly lying on her as he starts to pump his hips.
>>15039685Now that's too far, Cute Colt
>>15039687i am going to take off my pants
>>15039687Incapacitate pony and have sex with it.
>>15039680NOBAD SLAVER
Pony told me that honesty, loyalty, trust, humility and sincerity were all bullshit invented by man to control the emotions that we can't control
>>15039696I KNOW EXACTLY WHY I HAVE THIS BONER
>>15039710I am not even going through that argument again you silly anon
>>15039696Yowza
Pony didn't flick her tail to the side, and you didn't have sex with Pony, after incapacitating her
>>15039131wowwee zowwee now all she needs is a feed bag
pony pony pony
>>15039674>>15039668How does Being John Malkovich sound?
Does anyone want to watch UHF?
>>15039725THE AUTHORITIES HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED
anybody no gay here
>>15039767I'm not.
Ain't nobody gay here
>>15039753One of my favorite movies. Sure!
>>15039739pleasing pony
>>15039739draw your oc having a nice tea party with friends
>>15039753Is this it?
>>15039774that "<3" is really gay
>>15039725That's always cute. It's great when ponies like wearing collars.
Nobbdy isn't gay.
>>15039774Nonymous pls, we know you swing all ways.
>>15039784your special talent is being a bitch
>>15039795It signifies that they've given up on silly notions of freedom and know their place at the bottom of the world.
>tfw no scritches
who gay here
>>15039753im not sure what this is but sure>>15039779unf
>>15039696>plasticThat doesn't sound like a fun timePolyeurethane or GO HOME
>>15039696I can't take it
>>15039795It is very much anon2cute evenWe could use some more stallions in them though, I really only ever see mares
>>15039798
Well, would you, MLPG?
HEY APPLEJACKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrX67uKsnJw
>>15039784who the hell is that?
>>15039847Yes, but quickly
>>15039795Pony in a Collar is my fetish.
>>15039697It can go farther
http://www.livestream.com/mylittleautistCome watch one of the stranger successful hollywood movies to come out in the last 30 years.
>>15039843Well of course only the mares are wearing collars.
Streaming UHFhttp://www.livestream.com/sainestream
>>15039870>>15039877>two streams
>>15039873Which is why we need more stallions drawn wearing them
>>15039870>>15039877UHHHI am going with UHF
>>15039870>>15039877AAHHH
>>15039877>>15039892I'm not streaming, someone's fucking with you.
>>15039864>Sweating_man.png
>>15039899>>15039900I'm fucking with you
>>15039696>giving his face a smack with her tailthere is not enough pinkie tail play in the world
>>15039894No, Saucer. It is the way of things for only mares to wear collars.
>>15039696>The motion gets her rocking, helping to push her down on the stallion below her, then he pushes up and sets the motion in a cycle again.>Pinkie bites her lips at intervals, crying out at other times, as the stallion on her ass starts speeding up.>"N-now as you can, s-see-" she says with a huff, trying to look at the crowd, "These f-fine stallions are going f-full tilt-AH!-B-but they're lasting m-much longer than normal-" She looks back at the stallion reaming her ass with hard thrusts playfully, "Especially this eager beaver!">Some of the crowd nervously laughs, but most just can't stop staring.>"And when they finish, which'll be in just a moment when I give 'em the Pinkie Special, you'll see that Stallion Strong is just th-that! It'll take everything they've got and still hold!">With that, she stops talking, and a look of heated lust crosses her face as she thrusts her hips back and down, making the stallion on her ass cringe as she does something that makes his jaw drop just before he lifts his head with a great grunt that makes the mares in the back of the crowd gasp. Not to be nosy, you give a look, and see the mare nearest you is, uh, leaking, from the display.>"That's one down!" Pinkie cries, letting the stallion pull off. Sure enough, his condom held.>"Now for you!" Pinkie says happily, staring down at the stallion beneath her as her hips start pumping at a ridiculous speed.>Sure enough, he gives out too, though when he grunts Pinkie nearly jumps, startled. Her mouth opens slowly, tongue sticking out, as her legs begin to shake a bit.>It takes a moment before you see the white fluids start dribbling out around the cock still in her.>Seems there was an accident.>The mares in the back gasp, one visibly shaking.>"O-oh, there's...there's so much..." Pinkie says, regaining her voice as the stallion pulls out of her, releasing a small tide of his seed from Pinkie's insides.
>>15039922NoI wholly reject this terrible idea
>>15039930oh my fucking god
I wish I were a mare and FlyingSaucer was a stallion so we could have lots of foals.
>>15039942Shh, sh, just accept it.
>>15039959Never in a million yearsstallion can wear collar if he so chooses
>>15039930
>>15039954Well I do not know what to say to that anon
>>15039930oh my fuck
>>15040017Please post a vocaroo of your voice so I can imagine it when I lucid dream tonight.
>>15039972>Stallions choosing to wear a collar>Not Stallions being forced to wear a collar and filly clothes out in public
>>15039930Holy...
>>15040046But then you get violence, anon. You don't force males into things unless you want dead people.
>>15040046>frilly clothesBEEFED
>>15039930>"N-Not to worry!" Pinkie says with as much salesperson-y tone as she can muster, "For just such an accident, I'm on the Guardian Angel birth control! With a 100% Satisfaction rate and 99.9% efficiency rate-It's been tested!-I'll be right as rain!">Pinkie leaves the stallion lying on his back, walking to a small stack of boxes you hadn't noticed before due to the incredible display going on. She trails some fluids behind her as she walks, though it doesn't seem to bother her so much. Either she's done this before or she's an amazing actress.>"So, if you buy two boxes of Stallion Strong, you get 1 box of the Guardian Angel backup plan as well! It's all for a low low price of 50 bits! Do I have any...takers?">About a good fifty stallions dash for Pinkie, nearly throwing bits at her. Some of them take off again as soon as they get a box, others hang around for a bit talking to Pinkie. Based on their looks their hoping for their own little "demonstration.">Pinkie spots you standing around not long after, and finally shoos away the last of her customers, apparently sold out. She walks over to you, shaking her back legs a bit as she smiles.>"That was something, huh?">Understatement of the century>"Never had one break on me like that before," she says with a slight pout, "But I'm on that pill so I'm not worried.">Suddenly, she smiles, a devious grin on her features as she looks up at you.>"Hey, I've got a Strong Stallion left. Three to a box and I used two right there, you see. Interested?">They wouldn't even fit you, why would you buy one.>"Oh, I didn't mean purchase it from me~" she says with a wink before moving in....I'm just gonna end it here. Thanks for being an outlet!
>>15040046>filly clothes out in publicI don't think there's any pony pictures like this and that kind of bums me out.
why aren't you a neet already?you can play video game and pony all day long
>>15039985>that fucking face
>>15040134I am a NEETI've been a NEET since I was 16.
>>15040103That's good, because I'd say no.
>>15040103whoah nelly
>>15040116That one pony with the saddle is kinda frillyShes a slut though so no surprise there
>>15039642
>>15040134I can't wait until society collapses!
>>15040103
>>15040103That was great.
>>15040103stay golden ponyboy
>>15040042I am sure it would be slightly different as a stallion anon so you will just have to use the power of IMAGINATION>>15040184Actually most of the "normal" saddles are pretty frilly in the showCarrot's has little frills on it too, and so does this pone's
>>15040194hhngg
>>15040134I wish I was a neetIt was so much easier than universityThere was a period of about a week and a half near the end of the first hiatus where I saw every post made in the mlpg
>>15040134>why aren't you a neetbecause I have self respect
>>15040046yes
>>15040184It's her fetish.
>>15040194nicecould you do a cloudchaser aka best sister later?
HAY GUYS WHO WANTS TO HELP ME MAKE MY INDIE GAME?I HAVE THE ART COVERED I JUST NEED SOMEONE TO CODE IT BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE PATIENCE TO LEARN THAT SHIT.IT'S GOING TO A SIDESCROLLING PLATFORMER WITH PIXEL ART.IT IS GOING TO REVOLUTIONIZE GAMING, PEOPLE!
>>15040245Pfthahaha
>>15040246>no collar>but still frilly-fiedThere is no justice>>15040254Well she does wear it all the time
>>15040184None of the ponies are sluts
>>15040276rarity
>>15040276They are all sluts.Even the stallions.
>>15040170Me too, probably. But then again that wasn't really for me.>>15040205>>15040214>>15040198>>15040172Hope/Glad ya liked it!
>>15039645
>>15040316you like pinkie too much
>>15040316>Aspirant into impregnation risk>Chistery into breeding/impregnation>Anons along for the rideIs there something in the water? Why would you want to ruin lives?
>>15040305Rarity is the exact opposite of a slut. >>15040307There are no such things as slutty stallions that whisper lewd things into your ear in public. And their certainly aren't any slutty trappy stallions that will dress up for you and do anything you ask.
>>15040366nuh uhmlpg told me that rarity is a slutand mlpg wouldn't lie to me
>>15040354Well, she's my favorite pony. I can post others, but I don't have quite the image count for them as I do for Pinkie.Though really, my pony folder in general is rather small.>>15040361>Into impregnation riskActually I'm really not. But like I said, I was writing that for others, so my reservations got set aside for the writing so as to try and not make it seem back and forth indecisive or anything.
>>15040389>grinning horsefucker rubbing hands.png
>>15040409That reminded me of those pics of the guy dressed as santa fucking a horse
>>15040361>ruin lives>not wanting to give your pone kids
pinkie pie is bad
>>15040441
>>15040456That's too hard Pinkie
>>15040397You're okay, Aspirant.You're okay.
>>15040439There is no scientific consensus that pregnancy does anything but wreck the female body, leaching minerals from bones and permanently rewiring the brain.
>>15040389MLPG doesn't know a thing about Rarity. They didn't even study Rariology like I have.
>>15040456I thought that was fisting
>>15040456She is though. Worst pony 2 seasons running so far. She's fine in the comics at least (her micro was adorable)
>>15040468Except for, you know, children.Are you fucking braindead?
Please enter a name
>>15040487Do you really think the production of children is positive or worthy of a fetish? What his this, second-tier pedophilia?
>>15040495RAINBWOW DAHS
>>15040495Please fuck off.
>>15040471That's not even a real degree. I bet you took it at some community college who wanted to add a fluff course.Now Dashamatics, that's a real degree.
>>15040495TURBOCUNT
>>15040502Oh I see, you're a shitposter then.
>>15040495Rainbow-
LOL
>>15040516I bet you don't even have a pony lab.
>>15040541WHERE IS THE JOKE
>>15040465I try.Anyway, Goodnight MLPG. Have a nice one and I shall see you again Friday.>>15040476I will admit I'm not overly pleased the direction they took her for the last couple seasons at least (Lot of lol random humor and making her overplay being goofy for the sake of humor versus being aware of what's really going on but making it silly or fun while still doing useful things, but I still enjoy most of her antics. And there is no worst pony.But you are welcome to your opinion.Goodnight again everyone.
>>15040553Why would I? That's for Pinkiemistry majors.
>>15040516Dashamatics? Yeah, good luck with that in the real world. Anyone who actually wanted to do something with their life would have majored in Pinkinomics, duh.
>>15039680
Naked Rarity
>>15040563>(>never closed )YOU CAN'T LEAVE LIKE THAT
>>15040572You haven't even hugged a pony for science, have you?
>>15040586Thank you!
>>15040591>>15040563)
>>15040598> huggedIs that what kids are calling it these days?
Sugarcube
>>15040598I work with real ponies in the field, not some synthetic ponies in a lab. Of course I hug them.
>>15040554THE JOKE IS CHIKKINZ
>>15040609that was a close call
I guess they changed the ban length for underaged users from 90 to 30 dayslame
>>15040618The ponies we hug are just as good as the real things.
TOPIC:Ponies who deserve to be princess more than Twilight Sparkle
>>15040708my cock
>>15040708Cadence
>>15040688Well there was that one incident with the exploding synthetic pony.I hear that guy is still cleaning marshmallow out of places he didnt know he had.
>>15040714the princess penis comethbeholdbehold
>>15040708Markerpony
>>15040708Rarity by being temporarily engaged to a foreign prince
>>15040708I think Spike's really earned itOf course he needs to become a female first
Rarity said that you're a very pretty mare.
>>15040775when did this happen?
>>15040775i don't give a cunting fuck what that stupid slut thinks
>>15040750>Spike will never be female>neither will I
>>15040750>spike becomes a trannypls no
>>15040775>senpai notices you and even calls you prettyI am die
http://theultrahand.tumblr.com/Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>15040794He can play pretend
>>15040797whoa I didn't say a tranny, that's grossthey use magic for this kind of thing
Would you go out on a date with Derpy?
>>15040750He'd be happy with Rarity.
>>15040824is she capable of consenting to sexual intercourse?this is important
>>15040824yesshe has to pick the date spot though
>>15040832Her eyes are googly, she's not a fucking retard
>>15040832kind ofshe doesn't really know what it is though
Kissy little ponies.
>>15040832Yes, she is just clumsy because of her eyes.Her butt is a lethal weapon though.
>>15040849I wish we would have gotten more of those twoThat could have been a very silly dynamic
>>15040873what a nice thing
>>15040846but i want to fuck that retard
transformation
>>15040346that's a messy pony
>>15040898well okay
>>15040890THE BLUEYELLOW HAS REACHED A STRANGE NEW LEVEL!
>>15040890There's so little straight art it's getting depressing.
>>15040898What is your fiendish plan this time
pony just booped you
>>15040914No.Human males turning into Pony Mares.
>>15040923>they will never take their hoofshake to the next level
That was intense.But I think I liked the Derpy H-Games idea more.
>>15040943
donkeys
>>15040943>>15040951No.Pony Mares turning into Buffalo studs.
>>15040940>feign death
If a pony ponies in the woods but no one can hear it, does pony exist?
Do you think Equestria has ever demanded ritualistic pony sacrifice in it's history? When Discord was in charge do you think he ever killed a pony, or did he just make sure they all had a really bad day?
>>15040972Do you exist?
>>15040934nothing involving youyou are not relevant to this
>>15040930Well the cast is like 90% female and most of the males either have boring or not much personality. I mean fuck, look at how much the dimwit twins Snips and Snails get drawn.It's too bad they didn't bring blueblood back, he had potential.
>>15040134>tfw took off work for 2 weeks>tfw temporary NEET
>>15039653I don't even know why i did it
>>15040943Well at least its ponyI will give you credit for this one this time anon
>>15040984If the ponies are dead, he can't laugh at themHe was way more happy with their discontent.
>>15041004HOORAY! Months of asking finally pays off!
>>15041004WHERE IS MY /SS/ PINKIE?
>>15040930personally I love lesbian ships...I hate male pones and so I hate straight shipsexcept for spike
pony isn't surprised that you don't have a girlfriend
>>15039615Pinkie working as a licensed pyrotechnitian
>>15041046>spike>pone>2011
>>15041050The pony I love would never consider a guy like me anyway.Such is life.
>>15041050I rarely go out, don't have a job and most if not all of my socialization comes from here. You shouldn't be surprised at all.
>>15041080>that feel
Why aren't you drawing?
>>15041037...strraight shota?it's the only thing I can think of
>>15041100yes
>>15041096Because I'm programming and watching movies.
>>15041096I have no talent
>>15041100that's about it yeah
>>15041105But with who?
>>15041096Because I feel shitty about myself and haven't gotten back into it yet.
>>15041096Because I have hands like a snake
>>15041121Applejack
>tfw growing, harvesting, trimming, drying, and smoking your own homegrown weedI get the steeliest boners ever when I get high, I want to plunge balls deep inside a pony so bad
>>15041096Chillax, pankaI'm doing it
>>15041096but I am
>>15041121Pip?
>>15041011>He was way more happy with their discontent.I can totally see that. Just like right now he is completely free to do whatever he wants, but I think he's holding back just because he can. Sure he could snap his fingers and cause total chaos, but he has been there and done that. Messing around with the main six, who are now his "friends" is probably strange new territory to him. He's fucking with them on a personal level now, and I bet he's curious to see just what he can get away with.
>>15041141oh my god she's wearing a little sweater
>>15041096because I stink at it and must go to bed for workspeaking of which, good night MLPG
>>15041121Aged up pound cake
>>15041096I'm too upset about mighty no 9 right now
>How come ya'll ain't doin' any fistin'? This is a fistin' party, isn't it?
>>15041088If you had to choose between fucking a mare or never fucking a woman, which would you choose?
>>15041155this
>>15041096because I'm lazy>>15041141Gosh that's cute
>>15041160oh shit now I get it
>>15041096i feel sick
>>15041155second
>>15041186>>>15041141
>>15041186not sick enough to stop shitposting i gather
>>15041141Lyra is such a cutie.
>>15041161I don't know.
rediv is chubby and cute
>>15041096but i am
>>15041161It depends. Is it a magical sapient pastel mare?
>>15041138How do I buy pot if I have no friends
>>15041230picture
>>15041186Feel better soon buddy
>>15041240buttcoins?
>>15041141maximum qt
>>15041155why aged up?
>>15041239T-Twily san...
>>15041259because babies can't really react in a fun way
>>15041230wowso few fucksnot a care
>>15041218>having the option of a night with thisThe choice should be obvious
>>15041293> a chance to WPSHH DashWould take that in a heartbeat. Even if a painful death is a result.
>>15041293Yes, yes it should.
>>15041293I guess, but that wouldn't be the pony that I had in mind...
>>15040609Pone compiled
>>15041320That pony is too youngWhy not her older sister
>>15041339She is preoccupied with slutting it up with every stallion within a 5 mile radius of her.
>>15041161Can I choose the mare? Can it be a sentient being from the land of equestria?
luna dabess
Why is it so bad that a pony is a slut?
>>15041352We joke but they're all probably pretty tame when it comes to these things.I wonder if you made it to Equestria and went out cider drinking with the main cast if you would let one of our jokes slip accidentally. Like yelling at Rarity to get off the table.
>>15041339she's shit
>>15041370yeah the best at having a TINY BUTT
>>15041352Proof?
I still cry during this songI just thing I't jesus walking you down the road and showing you what you have done to make him proud of you and forgives you of embaressment
>>15041376There is nothing wrong with enjoying sex. It is healthy to be sexually active.
>>15041376>slut shaming
>>15041370>possumthat is disgustingsome one get Luna a flea collar
>>15041386Whats so bad about having a tiny butt?
>>15041376
>>15041037>implying I'm gonna draw that
>>15041391>sexually activeWhere do you think we are?
>>15041240>buying weed to increase the pleasure from edgingwhy bother
>>15041420you should draw Pinkie wearing a feed bag while in stocks
>>15041415But you're my waifu and you're supposed to be a pure maiden.
Your favorite pony asked if you ever mastrubated to pictures of herWhat do you respond?
>>15039696>>15039930>>15040103Rei is going to explode.
>>15041423Some place where only little over half of you are fucking virgins according to the Strawpolls I deployed
>>15041096I'm already on my second page of comics, give me a break Pinkie.
>>15041471An emphatic yes.
Applejack is the lewdest horse, no doubt. Always sticking apples up her butt and breeding. Gross.
Best princess
>>15041491She can't breed with her butt, anon.And we all know it's the only place she'll take it.
>>15041471Yes.
>>15041471I'll say yes without any sound of remorse.
>>15041498Cheapest princess
The only real reason alicorn Twilight still bugs me is because the wings take away from her cutenessShe's still cute.Just less.
pony is masturbating to a picture of you
>>15039513That image looked squashed.http://imgur.com/EaDN1yn
>>15041529How did she manage to get a picture of me? I don't have any pictures of myself on the internet. At all.
>>15041527>implying
>>15041534better
>>15041527>takes awayNo anon, it makes her cuter.
>>15041462
>>15041527I thought Twilight was the least cutest before she got the wingsI still think she is, but the wings really distract me from how not cute she is
>>15041582>dat droolyou da best who are you
>>15041420DO IT PINKIE
i want my sarcastic wizard back
I am experiencing an erection.
https://derpiboo.ru/495127
>>15041643that's a man with a penis
https://derpiboo.ru/495097
>>15041640How unfortunate.
>>15041582This is great
The John Malcovich movie creeps me out the same way Flatliners did
>>15041643porn parody when
>>15041664Reported.
le Ponyville, so gentle and le still
>>15040346CUTE
>>15041664sorry it crashed, but there wasn't much left anyway.
>>15041625>sarcastic female pony wizard, voiced by tara strongWhat's not to like?
>>15041608Nonsense, twily was cute even before she had wings
>>15041582Have you recently drawn a pic of anon hugging Scootaloo?
>>15041640what does it do?
>>15041699>>15041699you idiot. you can't just not stream the end.
>>15041613>not knowing me;_;
>>15041721>>15041699he's right! B-baka janai!!
hey, pony drawing guythanks for drawing the ponies
>>15041727Hitler?
>>15041699come on finish it man
what do you think about the lp purge?
How many ponies do you think you've drawn in your life?
Pony knew for absolute certain, that the verdict would be guilty
>>15041161>A choice between:>Fucking a mare or>Never fucking a womanWhy would I chose never fucking a woman? What am I, gay?
>>15041746I dunno, like, 20. All of them were pretty bad.
>>150417461 on my computer, and 4 in doodles in various notebooks
>>1504174627-35
>>15041751Well, why would you need a woman? You got a magical talking pastel pone.
>>15041761Where do i punch it?
>>15041746like a dozen
>>15041746four or five i think, i don't rememberi think i painted all of the pony i drew, but it always comes out so muddy and shit so i gave up
>>15041766The butthole
http://www.livestream.com/mylittleautistalright, lets finish this puppy off.
>>15041527It makes her better anon
>>15041766You do not abuse the pone, anon. You love the pone.LOVE the pone.
>>15041655>https://derpiboo.ru/495127I'm not so sure. If that's a man I'd still stick my penis in it.
>>15041761Is it that one?
>>15041746Quite a lot.
>people spelling Pinkie's name "Pinky"
>>15041773This is going on the fridge.
>>15041706nope
>>15041795It could be, or it could even be this one.
>Twifags are allowed to vote
>>15041789Oh god I would so fucking hard.
Pony wants to be your sugar momma.
>>15041727but i really wanted to know nowI have seen you around for a while thoughI like the way you ponk
>>15041773what do you think of mine?
>>15041810>not liking all the ponies
PONE DEMANDS YOU SNUGGLE WITH HER
Why aren't you pretending to be the pretty mare?It's usable now, you know http://community.playstarbound.com/index.php?threads/pony-race.45175/
>>15038127I want a dominant stallion to have his way with me
>>15041824Only if she asks nicely.
>>15041824But snuggles aren't snuggles if they are forced.
>>15041545isaac just fucking marry her already
>>15041839>anthro
>>15041823>liking Princess Worstpone McShowmurderer™
>>15041813eh okay you can call me neko or as everyone else call me droolanon or I don't know if I have another nickname
>>15041802>not saving the one with the tailfuck you
I SAVED THIS
>>15041545the fact she's missing feathers on her left wing bothers me a lot, and ruins this otherwise cute scene.
>>15041746~2000+
>>15041868It's better this way.
>>15041839shit i dont want to buy terraria 1.01
mlpg you're my best friend
>>150417461k at least
>>15041902IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEEEEEND
>>15041867cool, btw you draw great bellies
>>15041902I have no friends.You're no friend of mine.
Pony just booped everywhere. And you have to clean it up.
>>15041920I ain't cleaning up her boop juice.
>>15041746Around the 200-400 rangeI don't think I'm any good but people say I have potential
>>15041917aw thanks
>>15041916ponymongotta boop em all
I did a thingG'nite MLPG
>>15041861It'd be very difficult if not impossible to do it any other way, anon
>>15041944STRAM
Pony said that "freaky" is seldom a compliment
>>15041950unf unf size difference unf
>>15041898that is a stupid face
>>15041944Let's see one
>>15041953then dont do it at all.
my little penismy little penis
>>15041819that's a pretty good ponkfar more refined than mine
>Notice Fluttershy has animal problem in house.>Decide to take care of it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DKc1JcZ_u0
>>15041950I love that crazy pone.
pony is sad that she has to buy a Wii U for bayonetta 2.
>>15041962I don't know what else to call shoving three dildos into her.
>>15041950yes, so goodheadtrauma pony is a good one
>>15042012Pony should be happy that Nintendo saved the franchise instead of letting it die like Microsoft and Sony did
>Order something from Amazon.>/k/ shoots the fucking thing down.>Now has your pony toy.
>>15042026but pony will never play it anyways since she's not buying a Wii U ever so it might as well be dead.
was this colored?
>>15042001>that endingwtf
>>15042040I heard everyone who tried is now dead
>tfw Rarity will never turn me from a dirty,slobbish,reclusive and bitter person to a outgoing and handsome stallion.
>>15042012wrongpony is sad the WiiU HD port of Zelda WW didn't have all the dungeons originally slated to be in the GC release.
>>15042001now, I have no problem with killing rodents of any kind, but it looks like that trap was too small for the animal and didn't kill it instantly like they're supposed to.I may be wrong though, I don't really know the precise timeframe on these things.
>>15042057They were used in Twilight Princess
>>15042056Take a bath you fuck.
>>15042031I guess you CAN beat dem drones
>>15042031become involved in politics and push for stronger gun control laws, eventually banning all firearms except in the hands of policehave private firearms seized from around the country and meltedmake every weapon with metal projectiles and a barrel an 'Assault Weapon'Justto spite/k/
>>15042063Really? Which ones were they?
>>15042031>Amazon develops armed drones to protect the shipping drones
>>15042056>tfw even Rarity couldn't turn me into a normal person
>>15042052yeah such high levels of cuteness could not exist with out first killing themjust like time travel
anyone streaming? if not i might stream either predator or aliens, what say you mlpg?
>>15042056Just take a fucking shower and clean your fucking room. You don't need a horse to change that.
>>15042107Alien_
>>15042084Not sure which two, but if I had to guess it would be the ones with the spinner, and the ball and chain.
>>15042086>Amazon: Primed.
>>15042058It maximum stunned it for awhile. The ending clearly shows it wanted to fight.
>>15042111but i already streamed that, i prefer not to stream things twice, but i guess if enough people want me to i could stream the first alien movie
>>15042107Why not both?I mean, there's a "vs" movie about both, isn't there?
>>15042119What if Amazon Prime had sex with Metroid Prime
>>15042128Stream a good movie instead.
>>15042133Starscream get off the human internets!
>>15042130yes but AvP and the sequel(s?) are so crap>>15042138dude, aliens, alien, and all three predator movies are greatalien 3 and resurrection are mediocre but great if you aren't too harsh a judgethe real crap ones are AvP 1 and 2
>>15042107Never seen predator.
>>15042110>>15042068But Anon I'm deplorably lazy and unreasonable and cannot change.
>>15042163then go die in your flith. If you're so weak willed as to not be able to take care of your basic needs youre not worth anything.
pony doesn't have the energy to pony
>>15042157Alien is the only actually good movie out of all of those.Stream a movie with some substance instead, though.
>>15042163>not praising your gift from Nurgle.
Let's go steal an apple from old man Smith's farm!
going to sleep...good night mlpg!>>15041186get well soon...I need you
>>15042175I think Aliens and Predator 1 and 2 are great.IN MY OPINION.
>>15042175>aliens and predator>not greatI bet you don't even like pretty mares in pretty dresses
>>15042115I'd argue it's the one with the dominion rod since it looks a bit like the Tower of the Gods from WW and the rod wasn't really used outside its dungeon.I think Goron Mines might have been a scrapped WW dungeon too
>>15042192neatsomeone else drawededed this too rightpls post it
>>15042162predator it is, it's a classic, i hope you enjoy it anonjust a heads up regarding quality though, i've got a dvd box set with all four alien movies, two predator movies and the two AvP movies. the alien dvd worked fine but aliens kept fucking up out of the box, so we might get some issues with predator>>15042175alien is the very best of the group certainly but the others are good, not as good but still good, for very different reasons, especially since they are basically a different genre, alien is space opera horror, the others are sci fi action thrillers. you can't say that aliens was crap just because it wasn't like alien, they are completely different films. i'm of the opinion that people would like the more recent films if they were their own franchise and not alien/predator, but that is just me haha.
>>15042107StramARMAGEDDON
>>15042195Pred 2 was crazy but just enough 80s fun for me to like
>>15042182>Applejack keeps eating all the applesWhich of the mane 6 besides Pinkie is most likely to be overweight?
>>15042192you were saying?
>>15042192thanks bby <3sweet dreams>>15042206>
You're just standing around when you hear a feminine growl from behind, and a clearly enunciated "UNF."Celestia's standing behind you with a smile on her face and her wings unfurled.You might have time to run.
>>15042192what does no flare mean?
>>15042230Shitting myself is a free action.
>>15042237it means i dont have a horse dick
>>15042216>Zecora will never give you a potion to transform your genitals into a large Zebra stallion's. >She says you have to try it on her to make sure it worked>You must come back once a week, your payment is in semen>A direct deposit
Pony just became angry for no particular reason
>>15042237she is saying that because mewball does not have the ability to flare the head of his penis like a horse that she does not want to have sex with himor that she really likes the light from flares
Which character would you spend time with, and get to learn more about them non sexually?
>>15042250Well you should really try to fix that
>>15042250so your fetish is being denied sex because of your tiny penis?
>>15042267>tfw no horsecock>tfw no flare>tfw no large sheath
>>15042202The thing is the tower of the gods already had the command melody, they would have had to give a different item for that. You might be right about the goron mines one.I think the spinner was a WW item because how cartoony it is.
http://derpy.me/agathoidstreaming predator, starting in a few minutes okay?
>>15042278if it was i would never be able to fulfill it iykwim
>>15042265probly any of them but Twilight. she'd try to make me read books i have no interest in.
Pony looked for peace, but did not attain
>>15042296Right. Your thumbs are good enough to make up.
>>15042250You can buy horse dildos online you know
>>15042265Can I never have sex with them? Because there are characters that I'm interested in both sexually and non sexually.
>>15042310pfff
>humanized pone bent over a rail, their ass and pussy fully exposed
>>15042334boner lost
Pony reminds you that Zelda is a casual, easy and frankly boring series and does not understand the appeal.
Pony says to stop kissing up
>>15042334What about bent over a knee, their ass experiencing the full wrath of the palm.
>>15042334>humanizedyou lost me
>>15042347Pony says to shut the fuck up because your mom is boring and for casuals
Lars von Trier's Equestria Girls
>>15042362I start kissing down then.
>>15042362Fuck you pony, I ain't kissing up to no horse.
>>15042370unf sunset shimmer
Pony actually enjoyed watching me play Twilight Princess
Pony says stop acting like a kiss up
>>15042370Kids: Spankings are punishments and avoid them at every cost.Adults: Lewd and begs for more.
>>15042347Human reminds pony that everyone has different opinions and just because pony doesn't like something doesn't mean it's bad and that human can't like it
Pony says pony pony
>>15042417Also known as: Daddy issues.
>>15042417would you dominate her
>>15042417Pony says adults are used to pain so much that the brain is tricked that pain is good.
Pony says mlpg is a shadow of its former self.
>>15042436Then what's mommy issues?
>>15042456Maybe pony wants a little pain?
>>15042334Inside or outside?
>>15042469Not really. It's kind of the same as it's always been.Go back to bed, pony.
>>15042474
Want to have sex with me anon? I need cash.
>>15042334unf
I should fap to pony.
>>15042396>not kissing up to pony
Pony says Pony is actually a nice Pony, and acts this way to everypony
EVERYBODY'S DOIN' A BRAND NEW DANCE NOWCOME ON, PONY, DO THE LOCOMOTION
>>15042482Pony says you are delusional and a stupid brony
http://i.imgur.com/J1lOT0Q.jpg
>>15042488>>15042503No like, what's involved in mommy issues?
>>15042511Oh, now pony is talking shit, huh? She can go fuck herself. AND I'm taking the TV out of her room. Fucking bitch.
>>15042503i had a dream about Freud riding a pony yesterday. He was in a jockey uniform, and it was one of those horse races
>>15042494Why are ponies so clingy?
>>15042508AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Pony actually didn't call anyhuman a stupid and delusional brony. She also says that she doesn't even live with you
>>15042482Pony ask, where are your drawfags? Where is the show discussion?
>>15042570I'm doing finals.
>>15042570We talked about the show several times today and we had two drawfags take request and one posting something they just did. We also have mewball in the background somewhere.Fuck off, pony. You're not getting your stupid TV back. And you can't watch me play video games anymore.
>>15042586Pony asks if you are doing finals and are here replying to her, doesn't that mean you aren't doing finals and being lazy?
pony asks you to get her a wii so she can play project m with her friends
Pony doesn't even watch TV, and she wouldn't watch you play video games. She said something about you needing to "git gud" and then left the room
>>15042608Pony says mewball is the only drawfag these days. Where is the rest? Why do you circlejerk mewball?
>>15042621I just got done studying and I'm gonna go to bed.night
Pony actually doesn't care much for the Wii U
>>15042641Pony says don't come back
I don't know who this Pony is, but she's really annoying.
>>15042661The shitposting pony.
>>15042637Why do I even let pony stay here?
>>15042667I bet it's Pinkie.
>>15042482Pony asks, how goes mlpg collab projects. Pony forgot there are no more projects.
I hope we see this pony again
Pony says that depression isn't real and that you are just being a huge bitch.
>>15042656I dont think anyone seriously cares about that piece of shit.
>Have the Mane Six's DNA modified with the darkest magic at your disposal>assume they would appreciate their new powers, and join your army>they just decide to use said powers to protect Equestria, and fight against your forcesWhat ungrateful cunts.
>>15042555Ponies are affectionate creatures.
>>15042682We don't have anyone to organize any new projects. If someone wants to be responsible for that I have no doubt that people would participate.
Goodnight, MLPG.
Pony actually doesn't even care about mlpg projects.
>>15042687>She comes back>The next princess.
Pony is an mlpg project.
>>15042682>>15042706>>15042710>>15042718
>>15042706Pony asks why you are being delusional? All the cool drawfags left and no one wants to join any new projects.
Pony never said Pony was depressed. It was Pony's shrink, Pony's mother, and all of Pony's friends
>>15042708Dream of swollen pony guts
Someone draw 3rd-person-shitposting pony already
>>15042727Pony isn't even cute.
>>15042697oh my gosh I think I'm actually dying
>>15042690its fun if you have friends
>>15042734Pony says draw it yourself you lazy good for nothing peice of shit lazy cunt lame excuse of an anon.
>>15042747Friends make anything fun.
How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
>>15042734I just want someone to do a comic series about pony and anon.Just one big series about a random pony living with some guy and being a big ol' piece of shit to him for no reason based on whatever "pony says" post getting posted in the thread.
>>15042747I could play the Wii and have just as much fun. The Wii U is garbage.
>>15042754Pony says kraut had friends and see how that ended up.
Pony says she isn't talking in third pony (she was however, admant about me typing third "pony")
>>15042759All of them. There are no Pinkie's remaining.
>>15042759Too many
>>15042769Pony asks who are you because she doesn't remember ever talking to you.
>>15042508I'm doing it!I'm really doing it!
this pony thing is really getting out of hoof
>>15042729
>>15042799TWILIGHT WHYYOU ARE SO UN-HIP
>>15042802Pony says shut the fuck up mewball.
>>15042812There's something odd about pony.
>>15042795Pony said the same thing about you
>>15042687haughtyblue is my favorite horse
Would you pay the CMC to hit you with a dog toy?
>>15042842Pony wonders why mewball chased off kraut
What's the appeal of spanking
>>15042842Im glad kraut is dead
Why does everyone on MLPG have mental issues
>>15042894Because if we didn't, we wouldn't be here.
>>15042894Everyone has mental issues. Everyone.
>>15042894Pony says its hip to have mental issues and be gay.
Pony whispered (loudly) that everyhuman in the general has mental issues
>>15042894waifu
>>15042901Pony asks you to stop projecting and stop posting
>>15042872I guess it's the idea of fetishizing punishment, to be able to control it and release the pain.
I WISH FOR ONE DAY IT WAS A BANNABLE OFFENSE TO SAY "PONY" AND YES I KNOW ITD TAKE ME OUT TOO ITS WORTH IT
PONYI NEED YOUR ELP
>>15042917That's why I have guns, you dumb pony.To protect us from the REAL crazy fuckers out there.Now keep the door unlocked and the lights out, I'm feeling lucky that someone is gonna try to get in today.
Why waifu the pony when you can get the milk for free?
>>15042946Ponee says why are you so mad?
Pony was just telling me about how strong you used to be
>>15042958>tfw people exist who can't be reasoned with>tfw sometimes, you just gotta shoot a mothafucka
>"You like... my butt?"
>>15042946Pona says MLPG is a bannable offense
>>15042898fucking hell it's true isn't it
>>15042739pls don'tit would be lonely for pony
>>15042983I know, it's terrible, isn't it?
Pinkie Pie just wants to have a personal pants party with you.
>>15041096http://i.imgur.com/gqwIv.jpgart is stupid and a waste of time
>>15043000Well, not your butt specifically, but yes
>>15043021Its mostly for attention whores like mewball and rediv
>>15042687>they shit on her character even more
Pony opened the new bag, without making sure the old one was empty first
>>15043017no
MLPG Birdtits server where?
How hard
>>15043024>taking advantage of a stuck derpy>listening her muffled tears
>>15042983This is horribly animated. Is this being posted ironically?
>All future villains will have amazing designs, but no development, contrived motives, and are all defeated by arbitrary bullshit.
>>15043058the ponies? super hard
>>15043058if i am having sex with anime girls there is about 1,000 on the list before them
>>15043057Pony luaghs saying starbound is for stupid faggots like you.
>>15043000best butttiredslp
I like to smoke weed and edge, then right before I cum I take a big whiff of some poppers and my dick just fucking explodes
>>15043067
>>15043011Oh, well in that case I'll probably be okay.
>>15043091slp gd
>>15043090Excuse me?
>>15043057It hasn't updated and EA is missing to update it.
>>15043088They don't look like anime girls to be tbh
>>15043067a guy from the old /b/ pony thread spams it and then he laughs hard when anyone replies to him or complains about the spam
>>15043057>find avian city>new merchant bug>naked avians all over>"see anything you like?"
Pony said you know the mothafucka is evil if you see him in a scene by himself, talking to Count Dooku. She said "That nigga don't make personal calls"
>>15043103Pony says you are excused
Would you be able to survive an endless tide of angry Pinkies?
>>15043058they're kinda sharp lookingCloudchaser as a pone gives me all kinds of erections, I want to sniff her sweaty feet while she verbally berates me. And her sister is hot.
>>15043107Okay, thank you.
>>15043118Uh...uhhh
>>15043110>minimal nose>big eyes>pointy chin>big hairit doesnt get much more anime than that
>>15043065>making derpy cryanon please
Pony complained that the motivation was "so fleeting"
>>15043116 I am laughing really hard now :3
>>15043058
>>15043128>Those vitaminsLike hell those are for the gym you dirty slut.
>>15043128>muira puama>catuabaI've tried those, they definitely work, but they worked too well for me. I think they're meant for older men who have libido and erection issues, because they made me so horny I could barely concentrate, and my cock was hard as steel all day long.
>>15043161>>15043161>>15043161Earn your mark in a new thread!
>>15043148big hair poppinand little hair stoppin
>>15043180Having a pony gasp and cover her mouth in embarrassment at the size of my load is my fetish
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
