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Pinkie Pie would like to remind you to work hard, play hard, and smile at least eight times a day. It helps keep you pink on the inside!

Applejack seconds the motion absentmindedly and hopes Granny Smith is minding the pies so Big Mac doesn't sneak bites of the crust.

>>15015312
Previous thread.
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Why is pinkie pie such a slut
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Celestia political corruption
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how do i make friends
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Why aren't you getting ready to play Starbound as a pony?

http://community.playstarbound.com/index.php?threads/pony-race.45175/
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>>15020659
Fuck off you shrill!
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fuck you isaac you are a shitmunching cunt
someone make a real thread
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macro book reading
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>>15020652
>friends
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>>15020676
Quit imitating me you nerd.
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>>15020659
>pony mods in video games
awful
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>>15020659
Why would I want to play as an anthro pony?
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This is another one of those "why did I even save this" moments
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>>15020659

>clothes wearing anthro ponies

No thank you anonymous
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>>15020695
Fuck you creepy my streams were better without you
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>>15020703
So starbound is a furry game huh? What is rose playing this?
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>>15018443
Thanks elslowmo
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>>15020721
Maybe they'll let you be naked like the other races can
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>>15020726
You shut the fuck up creepy! I don't know why I pretended to be your friend!
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>>15020693
I've never been in a school with roof access.
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>>15020749

Well that would solve half the problem
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>>15020779
And the other half of the problem, unfortunately unfixable, is that you can never be a pony.
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Such a strange thread
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Anon wears the saddle
Anon wears the bridle
Anon wears the collar
Anon wears the tail bracelet
Because Anon is the pony
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>>15020802
I will never fuck a little colt.
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>>15020811
I want to be pony
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>>15020652
with bags of sand
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>>15020811

well lucky anon

Well other than maybe the tail bracelet part what's that about
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>Hahahaha, boop!
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>>15020871
Indeed it is.
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>>15020871
>Boop evening, and in case I don't boop ya, boop afternoon, boop evening, and boop night!
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RAISE YOUR PONGERS
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Pony says booping is a federal offence
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http://i.minus.com/idsWNLnfJ7Yha.gif

I want Cadence to lick the cum out of my throbbing cock and lap up every spurt
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>>15020891
Would you watch a show about a pony who doesn't know that she's on tv?
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[BOOPING INTENSIFIES]
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>>15020913
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>>15020891
I guess you really could say there are things that go

boop in the night
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>>15020883
>hahaha
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>>15020928
http://i.minus.com/iiEy5OaoWJizn.gif

I love my frenulum, it's so sensitive and the orgasm from teasing and flicking it are so intense they make me groan involuntarily.
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>>15020960
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it's tuesday night why haven't you killed yourself yet
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Why is Rarity such a slut?
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>>15021004
prozac
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>>15021004

because I rather enjoy being not ded
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>tfw no leek
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>>15021058
>tfw no cute pone to make a nice cold bowl of vichyssoise for in the summer time
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>>15021035
does it work well? would you recommend
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>>15021004
Because I'm drawing.
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>>15021004
Maybe later. I'm feeling to comfortable.
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Who is this "little girl" and why is the show only for her!?
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>tfw you will never be the little girl
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>>15021068
works pretty well

can't tell if the prozac or the zyprexa is keeping me exhausted too, but one of them is
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>>15021004
S.A.D hasn't really kicked in yet
I'll probably end up doing it in January or Febuary
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>Why didn't you invite me to the thread?
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>Tfw you will never be the cute filly
>or mare
>or colt
>or stallion
>or dog
>or griffon
>or dragon
>or Ursa
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>>15020992
I tried the frenulum edging technique after hearing about it so much, I'm circ'd and it still worked for me. It feels soooooooo good, but takes such a long time. Toward the end when those waves of throbbing pleasure wax and wane I get so desperate to cum, if someone was doing it to me rather than me doing it, I'd be begging them to let me cum.
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Pony hopes you don't do drugs or consume alcohol.
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>there is no other seat on the bus
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>>15021154
Because you are a shitty pony
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>>15021178
>not the pinkie version
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Why is Dash such a pretty pone?
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>>15021180
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>>15021178
>>>/v/
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>>15021178
sit on the edge of the seat, and slowly slide towards the center, so i don't sit on her purse
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>>15021178
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>>15020992
http://i.minus.com/i0kBwGSKJ56ka.gif

Klixen's teasing blowjob vids are the best I've ever seen in my decade or so of jerking off to internet porn, but I just found out she's an MtF. Still jerk off to the vids, those blowjobs are otherworldly, if a tranny could give a blowjob like she can, I'd take up that offer in a heartbeat.
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>>15021229
DON'T BEND THAT WAY
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>>15021178
Sit on the seat
if her purse is in the way, I'll fucking sit on that too.

He'll, just fucking sit on her arm
no
no you know what
We're gonna fucking sit on her lap
and do our best to fucking anal vore that whore before it gets to our stop
that's what we're gonna fucking do
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>>15021229
Turn 360° degrees and walk away.
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>>15021236
THEY DO NOW
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>>15021231
>but I just found out she's an MtF
No fucking wonder

Have you ever had a slutty guy give you a bj?
They're pros
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>>15021128
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>>15021237
MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOOOOON
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>>15021252
guys know what guys like
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>>15021128
>zyprexa
fuck that shit man
headaches, zombiemode, dry mouth, constant hunger

it took my mind off depression and I stopped hallucinating but it was a whole different kind of hell
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you go to equestria
you turn into mare
all stallions everywhere wear fedoras
greet you with m'lady

what do
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>>15021252
It makes sense because dudes know what feels good to other dudes. Girls just suck all sloppily with no lip or tongue action, guys know how to work your head with their lips and tongue and have you begging, going slow is the key. Slow, passionate, and teasing.
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>>15021291
Ech stop
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Pony says you should stop shitposting.
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Best filly.
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>>15021259
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>>15021291
Express religious views around them.
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Pony actually didn't say that
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Pony feels she's being impersonated.
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>>15021291
Tell the stallions I'm christian.
No really I'm christian.
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>>15021291
i would kill myself.
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>>15021290
so far I've got the zombiemode, dry mouth, and constant hunger

kinda thankful for the hunger, means I can start lifting properly again.
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Can you watch this pony for me for a little bit, I have to go out
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Pony says stop doing drugs
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>>15021369
m-must resist the cute
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>>15021369
i hate happy things. You might come back to find this dead
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>>15021377
But death wouldn't be as fun as endless torture.
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>>15021229
wow pinkie pie really needs to

get bent
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>>15021373
but I love opiates, they're like the embodiment of pone in a pill, that warm, fuzzy, everything is right in the world feeling
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>>15020804
stram
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>>15021403
Pony says it doesn't matter how good it feels, adopting a straightedge lifestyle feels better.
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>>15021385
I'm too old for fun. Death is just fine
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>>15021411
Stram what?
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Remember when you could have fun without being overwhelmed with anxiety to the point you couldn't
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>>15021435
SOMETHING
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>>15021440
Sorry
Tired
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>>15021291
Find a pretty mare and marry her.
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>>15021374
>>15021377
okay just don't feed the pony after midnight
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>>15021418
Hell no it doesn't, I was straight edge until I was 20. Popped 6 vicodin that were left over on a whim after a surgery, and fell head over heels in love with them. As soon as that fuzzy feeling came down, I instantly knew that this was THE perfect feeling.

Also I smoke pot from time to time because it makes masturbation feel really good.
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>>15021435
Drive
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>>15021420
No one's too old for fun.
At least not murderous fun.
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>>15021456
Pony says kill yourself.
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>>15021446
>Anon: I think you should stream
>Non:Okay anon, what should I stream?
>Anon: anything you want!
>Non:just kidding I tricked you

what a guy
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>>15021327
genius
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>>15021456
I'm too autistic to buy pot, but I've always wanted to try it lol. How noticeable is the increase in pleasure, will it blow my mind or will it just give it an extra boost?
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>>15021478
>make me food
>okay, but tell me what you want
>food

I'm not playing that game
Also I'm sick
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AGENTS ARE....
GO!
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>>15021477
That's very rude of pony. She should be less judgmental about others' personal habits that don't hurt anyone. I'd give pony a talking to about the common misconceptions and exaggerated dangers of drugs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_misconceptions_about_illegal_drugs
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>>15021448
Mares can't love mares.
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>>15021542
Pony doesn't care, she doesn't doesn't want to consume that poison and she won't listen to easily edited bullshit written by potheads.
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>>15021526
>http://pastebin.com/ZtRda4Gj
Bookmarked.
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>>15021438
no it's been too long
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Daily reminder there are genius overlooked animators out there in the world who deserve a little more love.


But you chose to love mainstream crap like mlp. Shame on you sheeples

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W-VGUOiVDc&feature=c4-overview&list=UUSCF9UABxj49kg2SEXUUZAw
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Pony wants some tea before bed.
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why would Rarity love the MLPG?

because of the high thread count
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>>15021577
...acceptable
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>>15021438
Yeah ... I sort of remember. We... I mean anon, we .. should talk sometime.
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>>15021577
I WAS EXPECTING SOME SLUT JOKE.
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>>15021575
Yeah what beautifully rendered animation, those bland stick-figures really give MLP and other shows a run for their money since it's hand-animated and all.
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>>15021561
I would explain to pony that there's thousands of scientific papers written by credible sources backing up all of those statements, and that fearmongering has created a climate of propaganda that fools people easily. If she continued to act immature, I'd tell her to grow up and then I'd get up and talk to someone less ignorant.
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Is your pone suited up for snowcuddles
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>>15021599
but im makes about ponies not your significant mother
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Pony says Smile doesn't hat you.
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>>15021575
>Don Hertzfeldt
>genius
>overlooked
pfft
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>>15021616
She's suited up
But she doesn't know the 2nd part is coming yet
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>>15021613
Pony doesn't like being called immature simply because she refuses to do drugs or drink alcohol, and that the stonerculture and the insane violence over drugs not only that they can destroy lives is more than enough to not consider doing.
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"Things to describe your favorite video game, but not your favorite pony"
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>>15021575
Holy shit! DON HERTZFELDT! I completely forgot about him! Wow he's still making animations by himself? Nuts!
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>>15021644
It's unbeatable.
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>>15021577
noice
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>>15021575
>overlooked

Everyone knows about that guy

I'm going to need you to hand over your hipster card
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>>15021576
Had some poppyseed tea about 2 hours ago, buzzing really hard off it too. I thought my tolerance would be so high that it wouldn't do anything, I'm really surprised at how strong this shit turned out to be. Gotta pick up a bundle after work, got back into occasionally snorting H again.
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>>15021661
Anon.

What
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>>15021637
It's like ... you have no taste at all!
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>>15021671
I'm not saying he's not good. He's simply neither a genius nor overlooked.
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>>15021671
Taste isn't real
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>>15021668
He's a heroin addict.
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>>15021661
>snorting H

Queer.
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>>15021644
Fun
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>>15021004
The last 5 times didn't work
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>>15021616
Yes
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>>15021668
You take some poppy seeds, an empty gallon jug, a funnel, some lemon juice, and a shot of vodka. Put the seeds in there, add the lemon juice and vodka, fill it with enough water to cover the seeds, shake for 30 seconds, then strain and squeeze.

Washes off the opium residue on the seeds, you need to find a brand that doesn't wash their seeds. Food to Live is the one I use, a pound would be a good amount for a first time user, I used 4 pounds, but my opiate tolerance is about 150mg oxy to catch a nod.

>>15021707
I've plugged it a few times, my hands shake so I'm nervous I'll miss and get an abscess or nick an artery or something
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>>15021693
Functional addict. Never use more than twice a week, and never use multiple days in a row.
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How do you like your brown ponies, MLPG
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>>15021661
>>15021729
>>15021762
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>>15021781
>brown
wat
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>>15021781
>Twilight Sparkle
>Black
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Fuck off drugfags.
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WHAT IF

Lucky Charms branded Hot Cocoa with charm marshmallows?
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>>15021781
> Warm Spicy Apple Cider
... Do you have any idea what you've just DONE, man?!
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I got locked out of my house for a few hours today and ended up doodling this.
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which pony really likes to get high?

rainbow dash

cause she takes performance hancing drugs too often
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How do I get opiates? They sound really nice but I don't have any friends to buy them from, does Silk Road still work?
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>>15021835
What's with you and big ponies?
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>>15021835

How did you get locked out?
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>>15021835
> Celestia's apparel is what makes her quite so large and enhances her magic
That's fun to consider.
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I really hope all of you get arrested.
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plug ponies and get high
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>>15021644
Not easy
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>>15021840
Silk Road got nuked by the good old ICE/DEA/Task Force take-down.
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>>15021840
nice try
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>>15021878
Uncle Hank pls go
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>>15021852
Went out for grub and noticed I didn't bring my keys. Had to wait for my roommate to get off of work.

>>15021845
I dunno. I just like 'em.
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>>15021840
When you go over someone's house, ask to use the bathroom and look in the medicine cabinet for old or expired prescriptions. Either that or use silk road, I've ordered from it many times about a year ago, but I heard it just got shut down
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>>15021888
I didn't say they were actually good people, it's just becoming all too typical.
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"Rejected titles for a Daring Do/Rainbow Dash cross-over porno."
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>>15021797
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>>15021861
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPER
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>>15021861
I hope they dont discover you bloated dead body for months
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>>15021899
They are good people.
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>>15021644
Crude rude and has lots of robot violence
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>>15021835
I love this
I didn't even know I loved this
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>>15021890

Draw a big big Celestia with anon.

Like she's big compared to your big ponies. To scale with show.
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>>15021902
Daring Do and the Legendary Lips
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>>15021902
"Muddy Rainbow Fancies"
"Spitting, Squirting Image"
"Temple Run, Bedroom Fun"
"Birds of a Feather"
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GET A JOB
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>>15021840
Find someone who recently had a surgery and ask to buy their leftover pain meds. The first time I did opiates was when I found a full unopened bottle of Vicodin that was old from when my dad had surgery. Was always anti-drugs before that, but Os feel so goddamn good that I couldn't resist, they take away all your anxiety and depression and you just feel perfect
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>>15021902
Daring Doo and the Chamber of Secets

The chamber is Dash's butt

she was an unwitting mule being used to smuggled a lost civilization
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>>15021917
Accomplishing your job doesn't make you a good person but it does make you reliable.
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>>15021945
She was smuggling a whole civilization in her butt?
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>>15021936
lies
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>>15021932
I have a job Pinkie

Thats why I'm so upset with my life
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>>15021932
I'm too busy being shit at everything
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>>15021961
It's a really big butt
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>>15021932
SHA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
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>>15021907
Oh god that's hilarious, but I've only played SS13 once and I feel like I'm missing out.
>>15021908
Edgy.
Like more edgy than a fat 15 year old kid blasting death metal while drawing his Red and Black sonic OC.
>>15021953
They're good people for what they're doing.
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>>15021925
That's awfully big, Anon. Maybe too big??

It'll have to wait for later tonight. I gotta get some studying in. Being locked out of my house meant that I lost a lot of time.
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>>15021961
It was a big secret
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I just want to take a huge dump.
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>>15021984
worst ship
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>>15021990
That's pretty hard when you're using opiates or certain muscle relaxants. They can really screw up the way your intestines move food through the digestive tract.

Not a druggo, but after some major jaw surgery I needed to take my opiates with prune juice to keep things on an even keel.
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>>15021932
I've got one
I earn more from buttcoins than the hours I get though
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>>15021984
>"I'm done being mistaken for you and getting hit on by colts!"
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>>15022009
how do them coins even work?
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>>15022014
>colts
>not stallions
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>>15022014
but they're totally different colors
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>>15022006
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Why was the headless horse after Scootaloo on a cold, dark night?

Because she wanted to get head!
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>>15022019
You run a special program that magically creates buttcarnage on your computer, and then you e-mail a shady dealer on the interbutt and agree to give him your bitchcunts while waiting for him to send you a PayPal deposit or something. Don't think or ask about where he got the $1000 to pay for that one bucktaint, it's probably from drugs or cp
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Pony likes the word "pancake".
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>>15022035
what is scootaloo's favorite sexual act?

Giving a hug
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>>15022006
Yeah, they're notorious for causing constipation. Take miralax, colace, and drink tons of water.

You ever tried Os recreationally? I'd give it a shot if you still have some leftover pills.
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>>15022033
A friend of a friend got so dehydrated in the midst of a cold (because she was a dumbass and didn't keep fluids going) she wound up with something like impacted bowel. She went almost a week trying to irrigate with enemas and finally - FINALLY - had success a week and a half later. It was a true horror, a splattered mess of hay-dry bowel and semiliquid goo from where her intestinal lining was kinked up in the mess.

I only know this because she passed out during the attempt and her roomate was there to relate this. Over dinner.

Never, EVER skimp on fluids, especially when you're sick and burning through them.
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>tfw no friends to get drugs from
>tfw silk road is dead

Fuck these threads for making me want to try smoking pot and doing pills.
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>>15022105
Will keep that in mind.
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>>15022081
Nah, opiate resistance or dependence could really screw up recovering from surgery or emergency pain management. I'll stick with alcohol and the very rare psychogenic.

If I lived in Washington or Colorado I'd probably smoke or vape weed, but only with a job that didn't have stringent drug testing policies.
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>>15022035
Eye gotta hand it to you, I didn't think you'd beat the shit joke I heard today (which I forgot.) Way to stay ahead of the game. You won by a nose.
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Is this really the appropriate place to discuss drugs
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Pony using her mouth
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>>15022136
a pon
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>>15022136
What a blushy pon
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>>15022168
Why would she do that when she has magic?
She'd probably slobber all over it.
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>>15022168
how uncivilized
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>>15022105
though there is such a thing as OVEr hydrating, which is a common proble with people who do extasy

people gt so paranoid over not taking enough water they take way too much and make themselves sick and I think is hte leading cause of death for people who take e
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>tfw I don't know what I even want for christmas
Feels so weird trying to get things for friends and family not even knowing what I want.

and no, ponies are not something I want.
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>>15022167
But Anon
Pony and Pony accessories are hard, hard drugs.
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>>15022168
Pone is good at that
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>Drug talk
I'm glad I'm straightedge.
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>>15022186
>why would I waste precious magical energy on something I can easily move around with my mouth
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What is your deep dark MLP-related secret, MLPG?
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>>15022206
Ponies aren't hard, they're soft and marshmallowy.
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>>15022198
Well sure, but drinking like 32 to 50 ounces a day is probably a good idea. The "eight glasses" came straight out of someone's ass.
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>>15022226
I only watch the show to impress Rainbow Dash
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>>15022226
I have a derpy sticker on my laptop

I'm not even sorry[/spoiler
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>>15022226
I've had stronger orgasms fantasizing about getting power-fucked by full-pony Twilight reverse cowgirl than with actual human women in the context of a committed relationship.

I don't even have waifu fantasies about her, either.
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>>15022187
one thing I really like about this show is simply how smooth the naimation can be

I mean its flash and theres often limiations, but for instnace here you have dash drinking tea and you can clearly see her gukpingw with her mouth and neck. It looks smooth and natural and astetically pleasing, all of thc can be hard to do with flash

>>15022239
I go by what one of the former sugeon generals reccomends

"Are you thirsty? Drink some water."

Thats kinda it
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>>15022226
You're pretty much the only people I talk to
And I've never taken a name so I've made no impact to anyone
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>>15022265
Thirst is an indicator that you're LOW on fluids, not that you have a healthy fluid level. It's probably best to have a small glass every hour or two to avoid thirst, but like you've said no one needs to power-chug for fear of becoming The Mummy.
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>>15022226
I'm a pony that bites
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>>15022206
I'd imagine that zipper has a hard time staying up

Wait, no, you can't fucking make me like satyrs, fuck you
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Pony is a no neck chump
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Pone wants you anon
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>>15022313
But she has neck.
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>>15022328
I just realized how disproportionate that picture is.
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>>15022306
I'm not a fan of all satyrs
But that Hope, JESUS
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>>15022340
Everything below ponies jawline is her butt
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>>15022226
I got into this around the end of the first season but I was purely a fan of the fandom in every sense of the phrase, didn't watch an episode after the pilot until the middle of season two

I also actively browsed pony subreddits until season three
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>>15022306
Sounds like you have a hard time staying down
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Why does MLPG seem to be more ded after S4 started up?
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>>15022433
Heh.
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>>15022340
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>>15022226
I... I I love little girls
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>>15022434
/mlp/ killed us
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>>15022434
S4 started up right in time for finals.
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>>15022434
more people have excepted that season 3 wasn't a fluke and the show is absolute shit
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>>15022433
I do
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>>15022434
It's finals season, dude

Give it a week or two and people will swarm back
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>>15022226
I've got an unhealthy Gilda obsession
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>>15022457
But that's not true.
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>>15022226
I'm actually a horse and not a pony
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>>15022226
I have once or twice given pause in the middle of a new episode to think about the ramifications for a shameless self insert fanfic I like.
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>>15022458
There's only one surefire way to work out that tension.
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>>15022444
Why would you do that?
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>>15022226
horse dildo and the bestiality videos would be the most life damaging to me if anyone found out
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>>15022226
I wrote a rape fic once.
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>>15022434
Most people are out attending holiday parties with their friends anon.
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>>15022586
Ok, but how is that MLP related?
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>>15022598
i would never have been into horses if it wasnt for mlp
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>>15022584
She seemed a little heavy headed
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DED AND HATSUS
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>>15022572
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>>15022629
HATSUS?
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>>15022666
So, who would dorwn in more unusuals, rarity slutting herself out for them, or fluttershy being flooded with them by whiteknights?
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>>15022657
I came OBSCENE amounts today

I mean I haven't been doing it much over finals, and I've stayed hydrated

But that link from earlier made me CUM BUCKETS. http://beeg.com/1522970 - the way everyone seems to be enjoying themselves and the threeway dynamic combined with gentle urging by an older woman, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
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>>15022666
I don't even play that any more
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>>15022657
>>
leak when
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would you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=133NnO3se1s
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>>15022687
Record it next time
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>>15022691
shut up and play

>>15022679
rarity would be perfect
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>>15022657
I'm a young woman, now. Daddy doesn't have to know.
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>>15022713
It's already starting
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>>15022724
>shut up and play

No, it hasn't been fun for years
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Your favorite pony walks unto you in flannel pajamas and your favorite snack and says they need someone to marathon movies all night and help keep warm under the covers during these long December nights

What do you do?
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>>15022732
HOPE YOU ARE STILL LIVING UNDER THIS ROOF
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>>15022732
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>>15022719
I'd never go on camera because I need to get back on the stack to be more impressive and I'm still self-conscious about my progress in foreskin restoration
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>>15022752
what is this cropped from anyways
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How does the mane 6 stay in shape?
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>>15022732
lot of weird stuff in this pic. the full better be hot to save it.
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>Pone wraps herself up as a gift for you
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>>15022744
wake up probably.
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>>15022744
I do the Hustle!
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>>15022744
anon stop asking obvious questions
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>>15022761
Not as impressive as the crop makes it look.

https://derpibooru.org/476050
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>>15022774
uh, okay?
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>>15022796
FUCKING WRONG PICTURE
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>>15022774
> Asian woman eating rice bowl
> co-workers asking how and why she's playing to stereotypes, with Carl pointing out SOME jackass is gonna go "LIKE THIS"
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>>15022774
wat
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>>15022753
It's more about the willingness to share for me then the actual amount
plus I'm super empathetic of certain things...
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>>15022735
it's always fun
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>>15022744
Tell her to get the hell out of my house, then continue to post to MLPG about cuddling with ponies
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>Oh boy a present for me?
>I wonder what anon got me
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https://derpibooru.org/477535

So help me, I would

I WOULD
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>>15022774
>Pony co worker in hte workplace
>everyone constantly mocks here but pretending their bag lunches on their mouths going "munch mucnh nay neigh nay munch whinne"
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i was told someone wanted this thing from yesterday?
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>>15022818
Why would you be upset that people are using your name if you post more embarrassing shit then they do while wearing it?
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What would your waifu want for Christmas
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>>15022818
Nonymous, let's be fair - there are hundreds or thousands of solo videos on X-Hamster and the like.

Just get your feelies there, son.
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>>15022785
>stomach chub

u-unf
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BABS SEED BABS SEED
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>>15022849
Why am I reminded of Strange Brew?
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>>15022858
books
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>>15022826
anatomically correct Wonderbolts plushie!
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>>15022850
because I don't give 2 shits right now?

>>15022859
can never have too much
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>>15022849
They're cute.
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pony got into your protein
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>>15022837
I've found much use for this gif as of late.
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>>15022873
she'll add it to her collection
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>>15022896
You're going to force Anon to marry your daughter at shotgun?
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>>15022744
>movie marathon all night

i dont have time for this shit. unless in this dream world i am millionaire who doesnt have to work.
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Well?
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>>15022883
Wait I have an idea
You should put on a different name when you want to talk about men masturbating on camera, and wear this name when you actually want to talk about ponies. It's perfect.
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>>15022849
WHO TOLD YOU THIS
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>>15022912
But she looks clean already

Also wouldnt a soapy batch be more effective and leave her smelling besides shit?
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>>15022891
i love girls with muscles, fuck all you fatfags straight to hell
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>lots of new content based of this pony http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/6/23/354940__safe_solo_oc_animated_pony_unicorn_youtube_mare_female_youtube+link.gif

You know, /mlp/ is not that bad at all. Why do we hate them again?
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>>15022896
She's a beautiful young woman, MSOB.

https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/11/21/477534/large.jpeg

FEISTY at that!
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>>15022939
>dash
>body builder
She's a runner and a cardio freak
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>>15022939
I dont feel comfortable with a girl who has more testosterone in her body then I do
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>>15022912
yes if its the good version

no if its the homo version
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>>15022939
chubby girls are best
beanpoles are also acceptable
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>>15022939
I don't like fat or muscles
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https://derpibooru.org/477532
MSOB
MSOB PLEASE
STOP WEAPONIZING HIPS
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>>15022945
You wanna hear something funny?

I was here when we moved to /mlp/ and you know what? /mlp/ used to be ponychan incarnate. I'm not saying the rest of the board looks up to us but they sure as hell emulate us. There was less "love and tolerating" and hardcore bronyism as time went on.

They are still idiots but hell so are we. I find it much easier to tolerate them now then I did when we first moved.
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>>15022955
why does everyone keeping adding penis to pony?
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>>15022939
What if muscles padded with motherly curves
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>>15022839
what the fuck did you even spell check that
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>>15022945
that's a cute pon
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>>15022984
What was the point of cropping this if you're going to still show the nipples?
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>>15023000
Those aren't nipples, those are aureoles
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>>15022984
IF I SEE THAT FUCKING CELESTIA ONE MORE TIME
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>>15023000
nothing wrong with a bit of areola or nipples
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>>15022985
Scrubbles doesn't need a spell check, he needs a breathalyzer
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sweet sweet entropy
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>>15022945
That pony is too red

Other than that it isn't that bad for an oc
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>>15023012
That isn't Celestia that is a human fetish behemoth with sparkly hair
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>>15022984
Needs inverted nipples version
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>>15022691
because your account was VAC banned?
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>>15022982
90% of I've ever seen /mlp/ do is shit we did and they beat into the ground in a really terrible way

Fluffy ponies, bat ponies, flutterrape, etc etc

If I am wrong, please someone point me out. I wish I was
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>>15023010
>>15023017
That's like saying "Oh its not porn if you can't see the penis head"
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>>15023029
it just reads "you're drunk"
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>>15023047
No, because it stopped being enjoyable.
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>>15023050
So it's just like we do in here.
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>>15022945
/mlp/ isn't good just because it makes new stuff. Besides, like every other Flavor Of The Month tier OC, a majority of that shit is just traces, recolors, edits, and memes based on more popular images.
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>>15023056
I can relate.
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>>15023051
>nudity
>porn

Amerifat pls go
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>>15023064
Thats like saying 4chan and 9gag is the same thing
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>>15023072
http://derpibooru.org/tags/peppermint+snowflake

All of that seems pretty good/decent to me.
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>>15023086
those legs though
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>>15023080
nudity is porn enough for me, sometimes
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>>15023093
You've got low standards
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>>15023086
For all of the drug-related ponies and Berry Punch drinking, I'm surprised no one's drawn a douchey pony vaping an e-cig yet.

Full disclosure: I vape and I fucking hate half of the elitist fucks who do.
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>>15023101
>said while posting in MLPG
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>>15023091
And?
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>>15023050
Pony agreed with you wholeheartedly
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>>15023009
NO FUCK YOU
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Oh fuck
This means I'd be an angry drunk, doesn't it?
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>>15023051
it's not porn if nothing's happening, it's just nudity
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>>15023114
Elitist fuck detected
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1-3 - Draw a shitty pony request
4-6 - Pony without consent or effort
7-9 - Play StarBound
0 - Draw lewd AND NOT SHOW ANYONE
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I wish I could cuddle with pone on a cold winters night and fall asleep
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>mothpony general being manually spammed with dead moths

I'm surrounded by children
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>>15023146
welp guess I'm staying here
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>>15023149
you brought this upon yourself
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>>15023149
>caring
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>>15023131
Fuck you man
SB is cute
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>>15023139
ACTUALLY it depends

In art there is a difference between a being naked and nude. A nude is the apreciation of the aestetic of the human form in a purely classical sense. This is why so much classical art and statues are of nake people, ancient Romans and Greeks worshiped the human body

A nake is simply for sexual
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>>15023145
Vapefag here. It IS best to assume elitist fuck first if they're using a 'mechanical' mod without proper voltage regulation for "more vapor." That's just fucking stupid.
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>>15023184
naked can be nonsexual as well, nude is just artistic
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>>15023184
The Pratchett/Nobby Nobbs rule: "If they're holding a vase, it's ART"
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>>15023184
>Naked is for sexual
You're an idiot scrubbles.
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>>15023170
okay I'll fuck myself
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>>15023184
>naked is simply for sexual
>ponies are always naked
>ponies are always for sexual
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>>15023255
It's the KITCHEN, Celestia, f-for fuck's sake!
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Oh Rumble~~~
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>>15023252
so that must mean
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>>15023268
Go to bed Cloudchaser
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>>15023226
>>15023233
>>15023241
I'm talking in a purely artistic sense and drunk so its double artistic

basically in the longest time if the deppiction of hte human body was not for the pure aestetic of the human body in a classical means, it was considered no better then pornography and would be reffered to as a naked instead of a nude

Michelangelos David would be a nude

theres a really famouse painintg with a woman and acat on bed anf flowered that was a naken. I forget teh name. When it was shown in gallery it started riots.
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WANT

NEED
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Pony says you'll be sorry if you keep cutting corners
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>>15023266
>Fan episode of Anon visiting Equestria
>He keeps stumbling upon Celestia fellatting some random stallion.
>She always tries to hide this fact but he keeps catching her doing it no matter where he goes
>He finds out Canterlot is overrun by Changelings but the first one was the real Celestia
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>>15023318
> semen is liquid love
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>>15023306
>tfw you will never be so angry for a cause that you join/start/incite a riot
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Joel McHale was the only good thing about VGX.
Him and No Man's Sky.
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>>15023311
The doll casts its own Gotta-Have-It spell!
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>>15023311
R-Rara sama!!
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>>15023268
Holy crap a wonderbolt!
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>>15023306
>theres a really famouse painintg with a woman and acat on bed
those good old paintings made while spying on whores
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>>15023318
I just started cracking up.
I just now realized the design of Mr. Cakes tea set.

That's literally a girls toy set. What the fuck Carrot. Its even funnier to me because Celestia clearly likes it
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>>15023311
h-how much?
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>>15023341
>See that planet?
>You can go there
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>>15023377
thats ver yclose to the one I'm thinking of

I think one or the other is a parody of the other. Teh dog is supposed ot be a black cat

And theres suppsoed to be a black servent
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>>15023375
>literally drawing a small version of an adult pony instead of different proportions for a baby
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>>15023318
>Go to equestria
>Geez anon why do you keep wearing clothes?
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>>15023413
>you mean it doesn't completely retract?
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>>15022948
>>15022979
Drawing tits or butts
There will always be complaints
Life is suffering
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>>15023427
No, MSOB, they're fantastic
I'm just not sure my dick can handle it
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>>15023410
I dont see YOU doing anything better
How DARE you insult Bluntwhihckey you misogynistic pig
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Dufel streaming for those interested

http://www.livestream.com/dufel
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>>15023460
who
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>>15023460
what stram
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>>15023410
I wasn't even sure what the picture was
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>>15023427
its a real life twist

in face you could say that its a real

titty twiter
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>>15023410
How do you know she's not a sprite?
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>>15023468
You'd recognize them based on the faces drawn.
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>>15023460
fuck off
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>>15023510
but it's pony
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>>15023545
I don't care about artist streams.

Again, fuck off MSOB.
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>>15023427
Gigazon Twist when?
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>>15023564
Boy I bet you just think you're on the ball everytime you 'call somebody out'
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>>15023511
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no movie night?
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>>15023564
Nobody's making you watch it
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>>15023427
Big Mac on Femanon when?
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>>15023564
fucking watch it you nerd
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Pony lost herself
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>>15023601
unf
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>>15023610
how's the moths
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>>15023601
>Mayor Mare's back
ow
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>>15023601
So help me I can't tell if this is an edit any more
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>>15023588
thi part is so silly
the entire episode is silly~
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>>15021507
>>15021507
>>15021507
I only tried pot for the first time last year. Let's just say that the first time you try it (and don't freak out because it messes with your perception of the world, and can be a litte frighting the first time), it will amplify all positive sensations. Both in magnitude, and in the way you perceive it. Just rubbing your skin, you will feel pleasure wash up and down your entire body
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>>15023619
i wish moth gen didn't go to shit every time i decide to take a look
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>>15023628
i gues you could say that fluttershy is a


silly pony
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>>15023601
hue
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>>15023610
Why would I watch something I have no interest in?
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>>15023653
Nice headcanon
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>>15023588
If I didn't know that scene I'd heard in my head

>"Oh no I'm all alone, I sure hope no stallions hear I am defenseless and in heat... It would be a shame if someone were to mount me... H-hello?"
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>>15021507
First time is probably going to be shitty for most people because you're not used to inhaling smoke. But if you give it another try afterwards, it's pretty relaxing (depending on what strain you get). If you don't like the idea of smoking, there's always edibles that you can purchase.
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>>15023640
My girlfriend's roomie's brother is a little pothead dipshit and needed to take weed out of his dorm room. He hid it somewhere in her room and we spent the better part of an hour trying to find it.

I can only imagine what sex would feel like stoned.
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>>15023675
wait wasn't this originally a comic by GG
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>>15023675
>"tracing" a GG comic
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>"They're perfect anon! How'd you know my size?"
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>>15023252
They are always up to be rut by their alpha male.
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>>15023694
Yeah but I don't have it and my google fu failed me
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>>15023619
You tell me

>>15023205
>>15023001
>>15023536
>>15023160
>>15022653
>>14984648

I just wanted to draw some mothpones, and they're all grabassin and tittybumpin

>>15023675
Wait didn't GG do this
haha did some guy really just redraw his comic
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>>15023694

Yes.

Some brony redrew it and didn't credit him.
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>>15023694
yes
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>>15023675
>TRACING FUCKING GG OF ALL PEOPLE

HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE
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>>15023702
Well you all look pretty much the same except for eye shape and color.
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>>15023711
I sued that Skipsy guy last time he did that, and I'll sue this guy too.
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>>15023675
>someone actually traced GG's comic and is taking credit for it
toplel
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>>15023711
http://oddmachine.deviantart.com/art/Discord-VS-Fluttershy-261993442

Looks like he did but idk
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>>15023675
wow this comic s awfully

cut and glitterl pate!
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>>15023694
>>15023701
>>15023710
>>15023711
excuse me, it's called vectoring
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>>15023739
Skipsy did as well? Do tell
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>>15023739
if only...
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>>15023739
>sueing

I guess you could say that you were rubber and THEY wer glue!

Except leagally
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>>15023765
Yeah I took 38million from that fat brony fuck

now I'm chilling in the Bahamas with Jessy and Rose on my dick rolling in brone buxx
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>>15023749
Holy shit this guy redoes everything everyone else already did
http://oddmachine.deviantart.com/art/Trollestia-259429652

> This is an image than Jonh Joseco let me color for show him what I can do.
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>>15023749
>Another comic from Glitter Glue that he let me re-draw
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>>15023765
Oh you don't remember? He drew a R63 Twilight x Twilight pic that was extremely similar to one I did a few months beforehand. Obviously he saw it and used my idea as a venue to further his own popularity.
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>>15023786
everything about this guy's page reminds me of palcomix and tram pararam
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>>15022226
I am attracted to perfection, and I can no longer appreciate reality because it seems stale to fantasy.
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>>15023749
ugh
XD
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>>15023789
At least he credited the author.
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>>15023786
>>15023789
>let me color
>let me re-draw
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MSOB pls more gigazons...
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>>15023441
>>15023570
>>15023592
Kind of a slump as of late.
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>>15023827
You realize a lot these users are people under 18 right? They don't know any better
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>>15023843
I can see where those lollipops are going
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>>15023790
I'm guessing

http://derpibooru.org/19618?scope=scpea67f2e81106cb7fa1662e0fda03df0889f1a1fa8

http://derpibooru.org/117623?scope=scpe81ace45a8d076a21ec01695502644cdc58f0758b

Yeah that's pretty damning.
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Pineapples aren't like apples ate all...
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>>15023833
>post on artists page
>Hey if you don't want to redraw this please message me
>repost shit already done
>get bronybux for just recolouring previously done work to match some kids OC or shit
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>>15023833
>"can I color this?"
>"yeah whatever"
>remove contact
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Post some chubby ponies.
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>>15023882
Applehorse isn't a very clever pone
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>>15023882
You shoved them up your butt, didn't you?
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>>15023909
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>>15023923
Katia pls
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>>15023909
CHEERILEE LIKES SWEETS AND TREATS
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>>15023882
what are you goin to do? Crya about it?

then I cuess youd be a real pine apple
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>>15023923
N-no
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>>15023876
>Second image
><book> By princess luna

Excuse me what?
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http://i.imgur.com/GIQ4Y9o.png
I'm so sorry.
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>>15023909
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>>15023876
>>15023876
its amazing how much worse skipsy's version is
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>>15023950
Apple pony needs to stop playing with her butthole, she's going to ruin it.
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>>15023959
I bet /v/ would love it.
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>>15023843
Bigger.
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>>15023963
genitals ruin it
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>>15023980
slut
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>>15023959
good because it's terrible

apology accepted regardless
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>>15023980
rararararararararararararararararararar
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enough old art
how about new art
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>>15023969
>>15023876
>Glitter Glue's concepts are occasionally incredibly arousing
>the art isn't enough to get off to by itself, though
>and he's not going to bother getting better anytime soon
>and nobody else has made porn with the same concept that I can just segue to
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>>15023980
Rara-sama
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>>15023963
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>>15023997
That's probably old art.
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>>15023980
Slut
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>>15023970
>but this is a shove things up your butt party
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>>15023997
unf
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>>15023980
slut-sama
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>>15023980
TURBOSLUT MEGAWHORE
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>>15023829
There is crediting and there is tracing and not just putting in the description "Yeah I traced this guys comic." (Link to original)

But what irks me is the fact that he is getting all this praise for it.
He isn't going to learn shit as an artist about anything from this.
Except copying other peoples stuff give you lots of nice comments.
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>>15023959
unf
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>>15023909
That's some cute teacherpone, Dala.
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>>15023909
That style is so great
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GOD
MY
OH

http://derpibooru.org/493306
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>>15023997
doesn't that burn?
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>>15024037
wow its a disgusting anthro blob
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>>15023989
>>15024012
>>15024019
>>15024022

You damn bastards
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>>15023980
Snugglecuddle Prettypone
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>>15024038
Only cumming out.
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>>15024069
I want to cuddle with pretty pone
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>>15024037
AWWW YEAH
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Pony said that this is 2013, why has quality in everything except technology has gone down?
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>>15024107
QWuality of living for many has gone up though
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>>15024038
>doesn't that burn?
It depends on how things go
If it were to god forbid get in her eyes it would probably sting like crazy
but if she swallows right away it won't be so bad
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>>15024107
Something about consumerism and brainwashed to dispose of things and buy a new one instead of repairing
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>we will never hear of Celestia's diary again

I'm suprised I hadn't seen more comics off that plot device
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you cna either give your favorite pony then thousand snuggle cuddles

Or your second favorite pony ten million huggly cuddly wuggly kissies
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>>15024037
> Need gym
> JIM
DAMN IT JIM
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which one
how hard
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>>15024186
Pinkie Pie
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>>15024186
Twilight Sparkle
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>>15024186
Who is twist?
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>>15024186
Who are snips and snails?
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>>15024186
Who is Shining Armor?
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>>15024194
Both
Wreck it Ralph
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>>15024186
snips and snails. they started out good but now im just disgusted when I ever see them
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Marker challenges you to a 2500ml drinking race
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http://derpibooru.org/300733

I wish there was Amazon Femsnips.
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>>15024225
write
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>>15024194
That's like asking, Would you rather be forced to kill yourself or be killed
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>>15024217
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>>15024241
Son I just got done writin'
I wrote till the world done ended
It just happened to be work and study

Unless you want drunk writin', you ain't gettin' nuffin' tonight
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>>15024186
Who is your favorite pony?
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>>15024234
drinking what?
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>>15024234
Nigga not even the stack can make that happen. Shit you'll get 5ml out of the stack
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>>15024240
eugh
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>>15024227
>>15024210
You know I don't like them either, but it pissed me off in EqG when they just became evil demon lackies all of a sudden. They're completely spineless and devoid of redeeming values. They're stupid and rude and unclever and they don't even seem to like each other very much, and I think that hurts the message of the show. More importantly, it hurts the general feel-goodness of the show more than anything.
I want an episode where they do something good. Something that shows us they're actual characters, not just butt monkeys for when the writer needs some random characters for us to hate.
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>>15024266
Pony
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>>15024284
You can't drink a pony anon.
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>>15024272
15ml sorry
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http://derpibooru.org/494583
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>>15023979
Yeah, that tends to happen
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>>15024284
How do you drink a pony?

Pony is a solid opbject
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>>15024312
I would until my heart exploded
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>>15024266
You're not allowed to participate, it should be a fair game
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>>15024263
Drunk ramblings are hilarious.
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>>15024312
EVEN THE LOLLIPOP GOT BIGGER
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>>15024276
>eqg shit
whatever
they never were 'actual characters'.
They're just two dumb ugly little boys added for comic relief. Do you even watch the show?
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>>15024312
>ass still the same

Ehhh
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>>15024312
...Yes, please.
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>>15024312
Cute...
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YOUR SPECIAL DAY
LET'S CELEBRATE NOW THE PONY WAY!
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>>15024329
I really doubt the quorum is gonna agree
So I'll > contribute a little with pone images

Like these two! Kind of cute, amirite?
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>>15024252
That's a cute wifehorse
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>>15024374
you mean the pairing is cute or the specific picture you just posted

because barf
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>>15024358
How come you didn't make that new ponka picture a clickthrough?
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>>15024395
I mean these two characters
Kevinsano has some polarizing art direction
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>>15024374
little filly should kiss little filly
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>>15024348
>characters aren't characters if they're comedic
>only edgy grimdark tragic characters are true characters
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>>15024374
I am a strictly straight shipper.
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>>15024402
I dunno, it was just boobs, I guess. Didn't feel like it needed one, since there wasn't any genitals or anything really weird.
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>>15024348
Yeah. See, what I was saying was, in the show they were comic relief. That's fine. It was kind of mean-spirited and lazy, but I'm ok with that to an extent. Not to mention, they weren't actually bad guys. When they fucked up and brought an Ursa to town, they seemed pretty sorry for what they did afterwards. They didn't MEAN to do any real harm, they just wanted to see Trixie banish it.

However, the way they handled them in EqG was in my opinion really bad. I get maybe having them be comic relief bad guys, but having them actually just turn completely evil for no real reason other then that they're there, and unliked? It's dumb, lazy, and it just doesn't sit right with me at all. One of my many qualms with the movie. /rant
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>>15024410
>>15024415
Room enough for all kinds of >opinions here in the MLPG tent
It's open all day, all night, forever
You could say it's forever sprung
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>>15024424
Oh, so that was only grinding.

I looked at it as though it was some actual riding.
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>>15024413
Because all the main characters that actually matter in the show are edgy grimdark and tragic. Incredible reasoning there buddy.
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>>15024383
I bet shining armor has a small dick
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>>15024443
Yeah. Though I'm thinking about doing one with penetration where the bodysuit acts like a condom.
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>>15024434
tl;dr
it's just fucking snips and snails
they exist to stupid and occasionally say something stupid.
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>>15024276
you better get used to it because snips and snails are considered major characters now, on the same level of importance as Big Macintosh, Mr and Mrs Cake, and the Mayor
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>>15024458
>condom
>not piercing the heavens
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>>15024457
I'm sure Cadance doesn't mind
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>>15024415
That must be a looooong kiss.
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>>15024329
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UiF0LZzqIs

im sorry
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>>15024483
I could probably handle my fiancee becoming a man
It might get awkward if she wound up being a guy with a larger penis maybe
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>>15024483
She can't not,
> Oh come on Candy, I thought you were the princess who loved all things
>I can, I mean I do it's just uhh welll
>Well what are we waiting for?
>N-nothing

This sounds like a GG comic
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>>15024477
http://i.imgur.com/V8EaxdT.jpg
I-it's a fetish of mine...
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>>15024508
> sometimes Asuka can be assertive ...
At least I can say it's in-character
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>>15024495
Very.
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>>15024467
If you take that attitude, though, we can't hold any of the show to standards at all. It exists to sell toys, remember?
I simply find them to be characters that could be handled better, like most of the other characters in the series.
>>15024469
Actually, that just gives me hope they're going to start treating them a little better in subsequent appearances.
Either that or the position of characters in the opening has no real bearing on how important they are in the season ahead and they continue to be ignored. Which I'm fine with: like I said, I didn't even like them very much in their first appearance.
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did someone say best side character
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>>15024500
God damnit bubbles

Totally saved
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Is it true that pony will at least give you a chance if you can work up the courage to ask them out?
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>>15023959
eh it's okay
not a fan of anthro though
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>>15024543
He's cuter as a she.
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>>15024543
Nobody said that.
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>>15024572
No that's a myth they tell to get you to embarrass yourself
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>>15024532
Wish there was more art with kisses like this.
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>>15024572
That pony in particular? Probably not
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>>15024572
>Anon! Come skinny dipping with me! Don't be shy~
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>>15024593
Rainbow Dash, you've never even been asked, have you?
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>>15024535
>we can't hold any of the show to standards at all.

No dipshit we can't. Little girls aren't running out to buy toys and playsets featuring fat ugly and retard. It's surprising at all they even still exist.
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>>15024608
Actual horses can swim, but I hear that they're not very good at it. Mostly because when they're in the water they can't put their heads down to look around properly with those side-mounted peepers.
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>>15024613
>s-sure I have
>like every day
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>>15024629
According to my grandpa, their fastest horse was notorious for fording a creek on our property to steal beers left on the table. Rain or shine, if workmen were 'enjoying lunch' he'd go over to lap up beers. Half the time he did it with them sitting at the table.

Come to think of it, would you or could you really stop a horse that wants to drink your beer?
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>>15024583
Actually I was gonna say spike but I guess you can't really call spike a side character anymore

>>15024578
I'd say they're about even
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>>15024629
Horses can swim they are just like big dogs with a bigger body's and thinner legs meaning they go slower

A bunch like to swim in the ocean around where I live
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UR7weE_NCM
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>>15024638
You've probably rehearsed it, like, dozens of times in front of the mirror.

But no one actually comes up and asks you.
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>>15024629
Would embrace pony to your chest to hold her above the water?
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>>15024629
They've got really inefficient legs for paddling

Long and thin is the exact opposite of what you want in swimming appendages
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>>15024675
>>15024629
>>15024662
>the real reason for no beach episode is that ponies don't actually like to swim in the ocean because they can't look down
huh
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>>15024638
>I-I just can't find someone you know, who can uhh keep up with my lifestyle.. That's all I could land a date any time anywhere
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>>15024676
>just leave me alone
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>>15024698
oops, scratch this, didn't read through >>15024675 enough
My revised comment reads
>real life horses swim in the ocean
BEACH EPISODE WHEN
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>>15024684
I'd do many things with pony.
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>>15024698
Marshmallow ponies can look around just fine - they have front facing eyes. It's horses that have the trouble seeing where they're going. I remember reading somewhere that horses tend to swim in straight lines for that reason.
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>>15024572
>Awkwardly walk up to Rainbow Dash at one of Pinie's many parties
>"Uhh....hi! Iwas just....would you myabe like to come see the big Winderbolts exposition with me next week?"
>She looks at you liek you just spit on her
>"Excuse me? Do you have any idea who aI am?"
>"Y-you're Rainbo-"
>"I'm Rainbow Dash. I've been bublished. I the fastest flyer in Equestria. I'm a freaking heroe! Who are you?!"
>"M-my names Dave. I'd thought that maybe yo-"
>"Let me give you some friendly advice, chump!"
>She flies up and bumps up into you, knocking you down
>"In this life there are winners. And there are losers. And fella, you are clearly bron a loser. Live the life of a loser. Die a loser, forgotten and unloved."
>"I just wanted to ask you out"
>"Oh no, it looks like rain!"
>She and everyone lese starts spitting on you, forcing you to leave
>The entire thing is posted on PonyBookTubeNet
>It gets ten billion hits a day
>It gets several movie and musica awards for how bad it slammed you
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Would your waifu eat a flower shaped like ovaries if it meant being able to bear your children?
I'm not sure mine would.
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>>15024701
Well, okay. I guess I'll just see if Fluttershy wants to go see the Steelhoof Racers, then.
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>>15024725
Would you even...snuggle lovingly?
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http://derpibooru.org/494601
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>>15024747
No, and you're damn right yours wouldn't either. Why would she want such a thing with a greasy, oily ape?
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>>15024572
My head canon is Dashes mom Had dash because she was trying to prove to her friends she could get a date with the next stallion they saw.
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>>15024737
Well that's that
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>>15024737
....what
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>>15024737
...Dash wouldn't do that to me
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>>15024737
That doesn't really sound like Dash.

Bad experience, Scrubbles?
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>>15024747
Sparity a shit
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>>15024737
I'm not convinced Rainbow Dash is /that/ mean
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>>15024186
Cadence.

Even Snips and Snails are more interesting,funny and actually works as "dumb and dedicated dumb/gullible teenagers" colts, Cadence is just a reminder that I'm watching a 21 minute long ad.
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>>15024778
gilda just because dash rejected you
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>>15024761
too lewd anon.
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>>15024822
pia makes some good art though
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>>15024822
You a shit.
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>>15024792
is she okay?
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>>15024761
To start with.
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Snips X Pound Cake
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>>15024737
ouch
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>>15024833
>too lewd
Fuck you. I'll snuggle pony as much as I want.
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>>15024813
No I'm just drunk I though this would be funny

>>15024823
Ok lets tone it down

>""Gee Rainbow Dash, would you like to coem toe the ice cream social with me?"
>"What are you, fro mthe middle ages?"
>"Yes!"
>"Ok fine, but only if you can win a race against me. The fisrt from this light post to that mailbox and back wins. Got it?"
>"What?"
>"GO!"
>Dash does three laps in two seconds
>Anon fell down in the mud
>She rolls her eyes and takes pitty on him by introducing him to her ugly friend Fluttershy
>She also rejects him
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>>15024824
>dumb and dedicated dumb/gullible teenagers
I meant dumb and dedicate fanboys/gullible teenagers.
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>>15024737
Scrubbles what the fuck

do you wanna talk or something
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Pony wonders what your weird rejection fetish is all about and logs off to go on her date with her human.
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What pone would have the hardest time getting a date or being set up on one?
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>>15024906
carrot cake
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>>15024900
Okay that one got a laugh out of me
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>not rabidly pounding your pony wife's bruised, winking pussy for hours without breaking for refractory periods, well beyond the point at which you could feel anything downstairs let alone have your body continue filling her with your seed
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>>15024893
You're under arrest.
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>>15024186
Snips and snails. Little girls aren't interested in stupid and ugly.
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>>15024935
YOU CAN'T STOP ME
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>>15024906
pumpkin cake
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>>15024906
I like how Luna looked at Celestia's wings flare before checking for lack of tail.
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>>15024737
never change scrubbles
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>>15024906
femsnails
even boysnails could get a date
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>>15024976
Did discord ever return her tail or has she been wearing a plug all this time
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>>15024972
Your punishment is to be be turned into a woman and service the entire royal guard's cocks with your vagina, one after the other, rapid-fire.

And then cuddle with the ones of your choice.
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>>15024999
I would assume the Elements revert everything to normal.
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>>15025001
Can I use my ass instead?
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>>15024986
I'm having a terrible MArty McFly moment wher I wish I could go into the past and kill myself
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>>15025001
Yeah, kill yourself.
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>>15024986
>not going to Pinie's party
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>>15025023
No_

That's for repeat offenders.
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>>15024737
That sounds pretty unpleasant.
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>>15025032
But then you couldn't watch ponies
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>exactly one week till christmas

Time flies
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>>15025052
Oh so waht

Twilght learns the magic of magic, Pinkie discovered hugs are yummy, Dash goes fast and Rarity it dfat

yay
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Gentle reminder that I'll be stramming Monster in about 45 minutes.

Come and watch!
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Would you spend the day plinking with a pony?
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>>15024505
PRINT IT
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>>15025089
You're a dirty liar, anon, it's two weeks.
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>>15025099
Sure, but I only fire obscure guns they probably haven't heard of.
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>>15025099
I'd spend the day plinking her vagina with my penis.
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>>15025089
what anon

it's the 11th

it's two weeks
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>>15025099
What about with a satyr? Changeling satyr?
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>tfw done with finals
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>>15025140
Can she only shapeshift her legs or something?
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>>15025140
Yeah sure, I'd tutor her on proper safety
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>>15025140
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>>15025099
>tfw noguns
Only if pony is ok with showing me the ropes a bit and promises not to make fun of me
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>>15025151
Yes.
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>>15025174
as long as you don't do this, you'll be fine
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>>15025032
Well you can either change something or drink.

Or you can be like me and sit infront of a PC drinking and mean 0% of what you say
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>>15025188
Sounds interesting

Any art of it?
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>>15025099
>Go shooting with pony.
>See pony has brought Glock.
>Sit two lanes away.
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>tfw weed is now legal where you live
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>>15025233
URAGAY
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>>15025233
Uruguay?
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pony thinks you should get a better job.
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>>15025221
I mean everyything I rmember

Pony is a cute
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>>15025243
Well I think pony should go unfuck herself.
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>>15025223
I wish.
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>>15025255
That's neat, Well hope you stay!
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>>15025243
Pony is right

Any job is better than no job

Too bad I'm too lazy to actually try
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HUGE PONY!
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>>15025230
>>15025200
>>15025174
>>15025160
>>15025124
>>15025099
>Some idiot on /k/ decided to 'raid' /mlp/ the other day.
>Didn't realize what he was doing.

It was kinda funny when everyone went "You do realize they are as /k/ as are, right numbnuts?"
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>>15025269
Fuck you
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>>15025151
>>15025188
>>15025223
>>15025261
I thought they transformed fine in the stories.
But pretty much only ever to trick their siblings into giving their love to each other.
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>>15025280
have a pony
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>>15025284
>But pretty much only ever to trick their siblings into giving their love to each other.
...
First place my brain went was incest.
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>>15025243
I agree pony

If I knew how I would
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pinkie pie has been singing oink oink oink in your bedroom for the last 36 hours
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>>15025319
Well now I can't sleep without it!
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>>15025319
only 36 hours?
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>>15025319
>>15025326

http://mlpg.co/ponk
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>>15025320
caught u mirin
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BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY
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>>15025295
I'll have whatever the hell =I want

and right niw I'm gooing to have a joke

What do you c\all a pony you punch in the back of hte head?

Teh pony punchline!
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>>15025320

>yeah I'm gonna fuck you in the ass

Goddamn it
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http://i.imgur.com/J1lOT0Q.jpg
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>>15025376
Scrubbles Go lay down on your side.
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>>15025410
I'lll lay down on whatever I want to

I choose not to lay down on your waifu

II dont want to smell like asperagas and shame tomorrow
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>>15025423
Get some pizza
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SAINE STREAM
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>hey anon I brought over monopoly!
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Anon, are you still here?
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>>15025445
>not monopony
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>>15025445

dibs on the racecar
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>>15025446
Big ponies are the best!
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>>15021435
More Misfits
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>>15025449
Rainbowdash is a monopony
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>>15025446
Not that anon, but that's pretty neat

but I think we are fast aproaching the maximum safe limits on pony size
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>>15025446
That's a nice princess.

I THOUGHT YOU HAD WORK TO DO
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>>15025441
I don't want to. I'm not even motivated enough to launch a video game.
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>>15025446
I wonder if you would consider drawing a tiny anon being forced to go to school with the CMC by a big AJ
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>>15025431
Who hte flying fuck deleivers pizza at one aM?

>>15025445
>Thisis the best way to destroy a firendship
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>>15025478
>but I think we are fast aproaching the maximum safe limits on pony size

Nonsense!
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>>15025445
We should team up and bully Twilight out first. Oh man, she would get so mad if she was the first one out, let's do it!
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>>15025423
I drew you a pony
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>>15025098

What is the stream channel name?
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>>15025482
I'M AHEAD OF SCHEDULE, MOOOOM

>>15025478
Anything bigger gets a bit silly, yeah. But up to this size is perfectly sensible, yeah?

>>15025495
Not tonight. I need to get some sleep. Remind me when you see me next, okay?
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>>15025485
Go for a run.
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are there any streams happening? should i stream a movie?
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>>15025513
okay I will, good night
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>>15025502
Making a unicorn angry isn't a very good idea anon.
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>>15025519
I could really use a movie
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Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
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>>15025519
Stream aliens. Not alien but aliens.
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>>15025516
It's too cold out and I stopped exercising too. It's hard to do anything but sleep anymore.
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>>15025526
Nigga I got a gun.
And if she is as black as fan artists make her to be I will get away with it if I mag dump that fuck.
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>>15025513
We need big anon with little ponies now
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>>15025534
>>15025538
aliens it is, just let me set things up
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>>15025516
Not him but I run even though there is ice and its freezing cold outside
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>>15025552
We always have big anon with little ponies.

What if we had normal anon and normal ponies?
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>>15025445
WHATS THAT

YOU'VE GOT A MOTH PONY

GET IT AWAY THOSE THINGS ARE FILTHY
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>>15025505
I also drew pony
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>>15025566
Best thing /mlp/ created
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>>15025563
>What if we had normal anon and normal ponies?
Thats what we normally have

I want guliver's travels scale
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>>15025520
Good night, Anon.

>>15025552
Just for you.
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>>15025578
no we normally have normal anon and little ponies
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>>15025573
>/mlp/ created
>/mlp/ created
>/mlp/ created
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>>15025593
Fine.
That MLPG created.

We were just trying to be a little modest.
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http://derpy.me/agathoid

stramming aliens, not alien, aliens
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>>15025581
>not taking mini-pone into your meeting with you
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>>15025593
>>15025615
Did you really have to samefag?
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>>15025615
You could just say 'was created', or 'best fusion' or something
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>>15025629
2 different people broski
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>Drug users and alcohol drinkers on MLPG
Why
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Pony made you some hot cocoa
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>>15025617
ALIUMS
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>>15025653
Then why is she drinking it?
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>>15025653
And then drank it??

That's very rude, pony!
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>>15025649
Where's armorbro when you need him
I'm surrounded by degenerates
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>>15025659
She also made some for herself. She left yours in the kitchen because she didn't know if you wanted marshmallows or whippred cream on yours.
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>>15025649
I don't get it either. At most I have a glass or two of wine every now and then.
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>>15025657
yes!

http://derpy.me/agathoid

please come and watch my stream everyone
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>>15025567
that looks like a turkey
>>
Hey MLPh

Knock know

fuck you its movie time http://derpy.me/agathoid
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>>15025672
I am armorbro, I'm just not posting armor because I'm pretty sure people filtered all of my images.
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>>15025674
Is this a trap?
Did Fluttershy booby trap the kitchen again?
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>>15025649
why not? Not like there is much else to do
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Your love is my drug anonymous
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>>15025696
No. She did leave a note next to your hot cocoa, though.
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>>15025731
Is it that forged doctor's note I asked for?
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>>15025640
Somewhere between NBS and Faceless, officer?
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>>15025692
Armorbro please
You're the hero I need
Regale me with tales of ancient plating and describe the effects illicit substances have on one's health
Rescue me armorbro
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>>15025709
I hope your withdrawal symtoms kill you.
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>>15025692
>Armorbro is posting.
>With no armor.
...Wait.
THIS IS STEALTH ARMOR!
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final advertisement

http://derpy.me/agathoid

aliums
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IM GOING TO MARRY RAINBOW DASH
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>>15025761
Dude just play it! Anyone whos interested will come anyways!
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>>15025733
No. It says she really likes you as a friend but nothing more
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>>15025741
No, I'm in the middle of masturbation and after this I'm going to play more video games and probably watch Blade Runner afterwards and then work on my programming.
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>>15025767
Rainbow Dash, you can't marry yourself.

You have to find a partner.
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>>15025767
joke's on you, lesbian marriage isn't legal
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>>15025773
Uh, okay? I don't know why she would make me a note like that when she knows I've been dating Rarity for six months.
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>>15025777
anon I was just posting a pic of my fiance's happy reaction to me asking her.
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>>15025773
That's good
That would be weird if it were something more since I'm dating Rainbow Dash
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>>15025786
Rainbow Dash, I mean it. There's no way you can get married to Rainbow Dash.
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>>15025784
There's more to the note. It says Rarity no longer wants to be with you. She asked Fluttershy to break the news.
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>>15025808
I'm with Rarity right now and she says this is the first she's ever heard that she doesn't want to be with me.
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>>15025819
That's not Rarity
That's a giant body pillow you painted white and purple
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>>15025843
That's the body pillow you're holding right now. You're not even Fluttershy. You're Adolf Hitler!
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>>15025804
I bet if she tried hard she could do whatever she wanted with herself
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>>15025856
No, Dash, you're not that flexible, even with your multi-jointed pony body.
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>>15025843
No, but I can see why you'd think that
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>>15025856
She started at a young age.
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>>15025867
just
a little more
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>>15025509
thirdcitadel

AND IT BEGINS!

NOW STREAMING MONSTER!

http://derpy.me/fnhw3

COME AND WATCH
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so close, and yet so far
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>>15025878
I would hug that filly non-sexually
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>>15025881
She could always get someone to do it for her.
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>>15025923
How do you feel about a Scootaloo She could use a good home herself.
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>>15025505
that's a very kind pon
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>>15025930r>Yeah, except not even a diamond dog wants to be near that crotch.
And they lick their own assholes.
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