Pinkie Pie would like to remind you to work hard, play hard, and smile at least eight times a day. It helps keep you pink on the inside!Applejack seconds the motion absentmindedly and hopes Granny Smith is minding the pies so Big Mac doesn't sneak bites of the crust.>>15015312Previous thread.
Why is pinkie pie such a slut
Celestia political corruption
how do i make friends
Why aren't you getting ready to play Starbound as a pony?http://community.playstarbound.com/index.php?threads/pony-race.45175/
>>15020659Fuck off you shrill!
fuck you isaac you are a shitmunching cuntsomeone make a real thread
macro book reading
>>15020676Quit imitating me you nerd.
>>15020659>pony mods in video gamesawful
>>15020659Why would I want to play as an anthro pony?
This is another one of those "why did I even save this" moments
>>15020659>clothes wearing anthro poniesNo thank you anonymous
>>15020695Fuck you creepy my streams were better without you
>>15020703So starbound is a furry game huh? What is rose playing this?
>>15020721Maybe they'll let you be naked like the other races can
>>15020726You shut the fuck up creepy! I don't know why I pretended to be your friend!
>>15020693I've never been in a school with roof access.
>>15020749Well that would solve half the problem
>>15020779And the other half of the problem, unfortunately unfixable, is that you can never be a pony.
Such a strange thread
Anon wears the saddleAnon wears the bridleAnon wears the collarAnon wears the tail braceletBecause Anon is the pony
>>15020802I will never fuck a little colt.
>>15020811I want to be pony
>>15020652with bags of sand
>>15020811well lucky anonWell other than maybe the tail bracelet part what's that about
>>15020871Indeed it is.
>>15020871>Boop evening, and in case I don't boop ya, boop afternoon, boop evening, and boop night!
RAISE YOUR PONGERS
Pony says booping is a federal offence
http://i.minus.com/idsWNLnfJ7Yha.gifI want Cadence to lick the cum out of my throbbing cock and lap up every spurt
>>15020891Would you watch a show about a pony who doesn't know that she's on tv?
>>15020891I guess you really could say there are things that goboop in the night
>>15020928http://i.minus.com/iiEy5OaoWJizn.gifI love my frenulum, it's so sensitive and the orgasm from teasing and flicking it are so intense they make me groan involuntarily.
it's tuesday night why haven't you killed yourself yet
Why is Rarity such a slut?
>>15021004because I rather enjoy being not ded
>tfw no leek
>>15021058>tfw no cute pone to make a nice cold bowl of vichyssoise for in the summer time
>>15021035does it work well? would you recommend
>>15021004Because I'm drawing.
>>15021004Maybe later. I'm feeling to comfortable.
Who is this "little girl" and why is the show only for her!?
>tfw you will never be the little girl
>>15021068works pretty wellcan't tell if the prozac or the zyprexa is keeping me exhausted too, but one of them is
>>15021004S.A.D hasn't really kicked in yetI'll probably end up doing it in January or Febuary
>Why didn't you invite me to the thread?
>Tfw you will never be the cute filly>or mare>or colt>or stallion>or dog>or griffon>or dragon>or Ursa
>>15020992I tried the frenulum edging technique after hearing about it so much, I'm circ'd and it still worked for me. It feels soooooooo good, but takes such a long time. Toward the end when those waves of throbbing pleasure wax and wane I get so desperate to cum, if someone was doing it to me rather than me doing it, I'd be begging them to let me cum.
Pony hopes you don't do drugs or consume alcohol.
>there is no other seat on the bus
>>15021154Because you are a shitty pony
>>15021178>not the pinkie version
Why is Dash such a pretty pone?
>>15021178sit on the edge of the seat, and slowly slide towards the center, so i don't sit on her purse
>>15020992http://i.minus.com/i0kBwGSKJ56ka.gifKlixen's teasing blowjob vids are the best I've ever seen in my decade or so of jerking off to internet porn, but I just found out she's an MtF. Still jerk off to the vids, those blowjobs are otherworldly, if a tranny could give a blowjob like she can, I'd take up that offer in a heartbeat.
>>15021229DON'T BEND THAT WAY
>>15021178Sit on the seatif her purse is in the way, I'll fucking sit on that too.He'll, just fucking sit on her armnono you know whatWe're gonna fucking sit on her lapand do our best to fucking anal vore that whore before it gets to our stopthat's what we're gonna fucking do
>>15021229Turn 360° degrees and walk away.
>>15021236THEY DO NOW
>>15021231>but I just found out she's an MtFNo fucking wonderHave you ever had a slutty guy give you a bj?They're pros
>>15021237MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOOOOON
>>15021252guys know what guys like
>>15021128>zyprexafuck that shit manheadaches, zombiemode, dry mouth, constant hungerit took my mind off depression and I stopped hallucinating but it was a whole different kind of hell
you go to equestriayou turn into mareall stallions everywhere wear fedorasgreet you with m'ladywhat do
>>15021252It makes sense because dudes know what feels good to other dudes. Girls just suck all sloppily with no lip or tongue action, guys know how to work your head with their lips and tongue and have you begging, going slow is the key. Slow, passionate, and teasing.
Pony says you should stop shitposting.
>>15021291Express religious views around them.
Pony actually didn't say that
Pony feels she's being impersonated.
>>15021291Tell the stallions I'm christian.No really I'm christian.
>>15021291i would kill myself.
>>15021290so far I've got the zombiemode, dry mouth, and constant hungerkinda thankful for the hunger, means I can start lifting properly again.
Can you watch this pony for me for a little bit, I have to go out
Pony says stop doing drugs
>>15021369m-must resist the cute
>>15021369i hate happy things. You might come back to find this dead
>>15021377But death wouldn't be as fun as endless torture.
>>15021229wow pinkie pie really needs to get bent
>>15021373but I love opiates, they're like the embodiment of pone in a pill, that warm, fuzzy, everything is right in the world feeling
>>15021403Pony says it doesn't matter how good it feels, adopting a straightedge lifestyle feels better.
>>15021385I'm too old for fun. Death is just fine
Remember when you could have fun without being overwhelmed with anxiety to the point you couldn't
>>15021291Find a pretty mare and marry her.
>>15021374>>15021377okay just don't feed the pony after midnight
>>15021418Hell no it doesn't, I was straight edge until I was 20. Popped 6 vicodin that were left over on a whim after a surgery, and fell head over heels in love with them. As soon as that fuzzy feeling came down, I instantly knew that this was THE perfect feeling.Also I smoke pot from time to time because it makes masturbation feel really good.
>>15021420No one's too old for fun. At least not murderous fun.
>>15021456Pony says kill yourself.
>>15021446>Anon: I think you should stream>Non:Okay anon, what should I stream?>Anon: anything you want!>Non:just kidding I tricked youwhat a guy
>>15021456I'm too autistic to buy pot, but I've always wanted to try it lol. How noticeable is the increase in pleasure, will it blow my mind or will it just give it an extra boost?
>>15021478>make me food>okay, but tell me what you want>foodI'm not playing that gameAlso I'm sick
>>15021477That's very rude of pony. She should be less judgmental about others' personal habits that don't hurt anyone. I'd give pony a talking to about the common misconceptions and exaggerated dangers of drugs.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_misconceptions_about_illegal_drugs
>>15021448Mares can't love mares.
>>15021542Pony doesn't care, she doesn't doesn't want to consume that poison and she won't listen to easily edited bullshit written by potheads.
>>15021438no it's been too long
Daily reminder there are genius overlooked animators out there in the world who deserve a little more love.But you chose to love mainstream crap like mlp. Shame on you sheepleshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W-VGUOiVDc&feature=c4-overview&list=UUSCF9UABxj49kg2SEXUUZAw
Pony wants some tea before bed.
why would Rarity love the MLPG?because of the high thread count
>>15021438Yeah ... I sort of remember. We... I mean anon, we .. should talk sometime.
>>15021577I WAS EXPECTING SOME SLUT JOKE.
>>15021575Yeah what beautifully rendered animation, those bland stick-figures really give MLP and other shows a run for their money since it's hand-animated and all.
>>15021561I would explain to pony that there's thousands of scientific papers written by credible sources backing up all of those statements, and that fearmongering has created a climate of propaganda that fools people easily. If she continued to act immature, I'd tell her to grow up and then I'd get up and talk to someone less ignorant.
Is your pone suited up for snowcuddles
>>15021599but im makes about ponies not your significant mother
Pony says Smile doesn't hat you.
>>15021616She's suited upBut she doesn't know the 2nd part is coming yet
>>15021613Pony doesn't like being called immature simply because she refuses to do drugs or drink alcohol, and that the stonerculture and the insane violence over drugs not only that they can destroy lives is more than enough to not consider doing.
"Things to describe your favorite video game, but not your favorite pony"
>>15021575Holy shit! DON HERTZFELDT! I completely forgot about him! Wow he's still making animations by himself? Nuts!
>>15021575>overlookedEveryone knows about that guyI'm going to need you to hand over your hipster card
>>15021576Had some poppyseed tea about 2 hours ago, buzzing really hard off it too. I thought my tolerance would be so high that it wouldn't do anything, I'm really surprised at how strong this shit turned out to be. Gotta pick up a bundle after work, got back into occasionally snorting H again.
>>15021637It's like ... you have no taste at all!
>>15021671I'm not saying he's not good. He's simply neither a genius nor overlooked.
>>15021671Taste isn't real
>>15021668He's a heroin addict.
>>15021004The last 5 times didn't work
>>15021668You take some poppy seeds, an empty gallon jug, a funnel, some lemon juice, and a shot of vodka. Put the seeds in there, add the lemon juice and vodka, fill it with enough water to cover the seeds, shake for 30 seconds, then strain and squeeze. Washes off the opium residue on the seeds, you need to find a brand that doesn't wash their seeds. Food to Live is the one I use, a pound would be a good amount for a first time user, I used 4 pounds, but my opiate tolerance is about 150mg oxy to catch a nod.>>15021707I've plugged it a few times, my hands shake so I'm nervous I'll miss and get an abscess or nick an artery or something
>>15021693Functional addict. Never use more than twice a week, and never use multiple days in a row.
How do you like your brown ponies, MLPG
Fuck off drugfags.
WHAT IFLucky Charms branded Hot Cocoa with charm marshmallows?
>>15021781> Warm Spicy Apple Cider... Do you have any idea what you've just DONE, man?!
I got locked out of my house for a few hours today and ended up doodling this.
which pony really likes to get high?rainbow dashcause she takes performance hancing drugs too often
How do I get opiates? They sound really nice but I don't have any friends to buy them from, does Silk Road still work?
>>15021835What's with you and big ponies?
>>15021835How did you get locked out?
>>15021835> Celestia's apparel is what makes her quite so large and enhances her magicThat's fun to consider.
I really hope all of you get arrested.
plug ponies and get high
>>15021840Silk Road got nuked by the good old ICE/DEA/Task Force take-down.
>>15021878Uncle Hank pls go
>>15021852Went out for grub and noticed I didn't bring my keys. Had to wait for my roommate to get off of work.>>15021845I dunno. I just like 'em.
>>15021840When you go over someone's house, ask to use the bathroom and look in the medicine cabinet for old or expired prescriptions. Either that or use silk road, I've ordered from it many times about a year ago, but I heard it just got shut down
>>15021888I didn't say they were actually good people, it's just becoming all too typical.
"Rejected titles for a Daring Do/Rainbow Dash cross-over porno."
>>15021861YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPER
>>15021861I hope they dont discover you bloated dead body for months
>>15021899They are good people.
>>15021644Crude rude and has lots of robot violence
>>15021835I love thisI didn't even know I loved this
>>15021890Draw a big big Celestia with anon.Like she's big compared to your big ponies. To scale with show.
>>15021902Daring Do and the Legendary Lips
>>15021902"Muddy Rainbow Fancies""Spitting, Squirting Image""Temple Run, Bedroom Fun""Birds of a Feather"
GET A JOB
>>15021840Find someone who recently had a surgery and ask to buy their leftover pain meds. The first time I did opiates was when I found a full unopened bottle of Vicodin that was old from when my dad had surgery. Was always anti-drugs before that, but Os feel so goddamn good that I couldn't resist, they take away all your anxiety and depression and you just feel perfect
>>15021902Daring Doo and the Chamber of SecetsThe chamber is Dash's buttshe was an unwitting mule being used to smuggled a lost civilization
>>15021917Accomplishing your job doesn't make you a good person but it does make you reliable.
>>15021945She was smuggling a whole civilization in her butt?
>>15021932I have a job PinkieThats why I'm so upset with my life
>>15021932I'm too busy being shit at everything
>>15021961It's a really big butt
>>15021932SHA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
>>15021907Oh god that's hilarious, but I've only played SS13 once and I feel like I'm missing out.>>15021908Edgy.Like more edgy than a fat 15 year old kid blasting death metal while drawing his Red and Black sonic OC.>>15021953They're good people for what they're doing.
>>15021925That's awfully big, Anon. Maybe too big??It'll have to wait for later tonight. I gotta get some studying in. Being locked out of my house meant that I lost a lot of time.
>>15021961It was a big secret
I just want to take a huge dump.
>>15021990That's pretty hard when you're using opiates or certain muscle relaxants. They can really screw up the way your intestines move food through the digestive tract.Not a druggo, but after some major jaw surgery I needed to take my opiates with prune juice to keep things on an even keel.
>>15021932I've got oneI earn more from buttcoins than the hours I get though
>>15021984>"I'm done being mistaken for you and getting hit on by colts!"
>>15022009how do them coins even work?
>>15022014but they're totally different colors
Why was the headless horse after Scootaloo on a cold, dark night?Because she wanted to get head!
>>15022019You run a special program that magically creates buttcarnage on your computer, and then you e-mail a shady dealer on the interbutt and agree to give him your bitchcunts while waiting for him to send you a PayPal deposit or something. Don't think or ask about where he got the $1000 to pay for that one bucktaint, it's probably from drugs or cp
Pony likes the word "pancake".
>>15022035what is scootaloo's favorite sexual act?Giving a hug
>>15022006Yeah, they're notorious for causing constipation. Take miralax, colace, and drink tons of water.You ever tried Os recreationally? I'd give it a shot if you still have some leftover pills.
>>15022033A friend of a friend got so dehydrated in the midst of a cold (because she was a dumbass and didn't keep fluids going) she wound up with something like impacted bowel. She went almost a week trying to irrigate with enemas and finally - FINALLY - had success a week and a half later. It was a true horror, a splattered mess of hay-dry bowel and semiliquid goo from where her intestinal lining was kinked up in the mess.I only know this because she passed out during the attempt and her roomate was there to relate this. Over dinner.Never, EVER skimp on fluids, especially when you're sick and burning through them.
>tfw no friends to get drugs from>tfw silk road is deadFuck these threads for making me want to try smoking pot and doing pills.
>>15022105Will keep that in mind.
oh my god JC a pon
>>15022081Nah, opiate resistance or dependence could really screw up recovering from surgery or emergency pain management. I'll stick with alcohol and the very rare psychogenic.If I lived in Washington or Colorado I'd probably smoke or vape weed, but only with a job that didn't have stringent drug testing policies.
>>15022035Eye gotta hand it to you, I didn't think you'd beat the shit joke I heard today (which I forgot.) Way to stay ahead of the game. You won by a nose.
Is this really the appropriate place to discuss drugs
Pony using her mouth
>>15022136What a blushy pon
>>15022168Why would she do that when she has magic?She'd probably slobber all over it.
>>15022105though there is such a thing as OVEr hydrating, which is a common proble with people who do extasy people gt so paranoid over not taking enough water they take way too much and make themselves sick and I think is hte leading cause of death for people who take e
>tfw I don't know what I even want for christmasFeels so weird trying to get things for friends and family not even knowing what I want.and no, ponies are not something I want.
>>15022167But AnonPony and Pony accessories are hard, hard drugs.
>>15022168Pone is good at that
>Drug talkI'm glad I'm straightedge.
>>15022186>why would I waste precious magical energy on something I can easily move around with my mouth
What is your deep dark MLP-related secret, MLPG?
>>15022206Ponies aren't hard, they're soft and marshmallowy.
>>15022198Well sure, but drinking like 32 to 50 ounces a day is probably a good idea. The "eight glasses" came straight out of someone's ass.
>>15022226I only watch the show to impress Rainbow Dash
>>15022226I have a derpy sticker on my laptopI'm not even sorry[/spoiler
>>15022226I've had stronger orgasms fantasizing about getting power-fucked by full-pony Twilight reverse cowgirl than with actual human women in the context of a committed relationship.I don't even have waifu fantasies about her, either.
>>15022187one thing I really like about this show is simply how smooth the naimation can beI mean its flash and theres often limiations, but for instnace here you have dash drinking tea and you can clearly see her gukpingw with her mouth and neck. It looks smooth and natural and astetically pleasing, all of thc can be hard to do with flash>>15022239I go by what one of the former sugeon generals reccomends "Are you thirsty? Drink some water."Thats kinda it
>>15022226You're pretty much the only people I talk toAnd I've never taken a name so I've made no impact to anyone
>>15022265Thirst is an indicator that you're LOW on fluids, not that you have a healthy fluid level. It's probably best to have a small glass every hour or two to avoid thirst, but like you've said no one needs to power-chug for fear of becoming The Mummy.
>>15022226I'm a pony that bites
>>15022206I'd imagine that zipper has a hard time staying upWait, no, you can't fucking make me like satyrs, fuck you
Pony is a no neck chump
Pone wants you anon
>>15022313But she has neck.
>>15022328I just realized how disproportionate that picture is.
>>15022306I'm not a fan of all satyrsBut that Hope, JESUS
>>15022340Everything below ponies jawline is her butt
>>15022226I got into this around the end of the first season but I was purely a fan of the fandom in every sense of the phrase, didn't watch an episode after the pilot until the middle of season twoI also actively browsed pony subreddits until season three
>>15022306Sounds like you have a hard time staying down
Why does MLPG seem to be more ded after S4 started up?
>>15022226I... I I love little girls
>>15022434/mlp/ killed us
>>15022434S4 started up right in time for finals.
>>15022434more people have excepted that season 3 wasn't a fluke and the show is absolute shit
>>15022434It's finals season, dudeGive it a week or two and people will swarm back
>>15022226I've got an unhealthy Gilda obsession
>>15022457But that's not true.
>>15022226I'm actually a horse and not a pony
>>15022226I have once or twice given pause in the middle of a new episode to think about the ramifications for a shameless self insert fanfic I like.
>>15022458There's only one surefire way to work out that tension.
>>15022444Why would you do that?
>>15022226horse dildo and the bestiality videos would be the most life damaging to me if anyone found out
>>15022226I wrote a rape fic once.
>>15022434Most people are out attending holiday parties with their friends anon.
>>15022586Ok, but how is that MLP related?
>>15022598i would never have been into horses if it wasnt for mlp
>>15022584She seemed a little heavy headed
DED AND HATSUS
>>15022666So, who would dorwn in more unusuals, rarity slutting herself out for them, or fluttershy being flooded with them by whiteknights?
>>15022657I came OBSCENE amounts todayI mean I haven't been doing it much over finals, and I've stayed hydratedBut that link from earlier made me CUM BUCKETS. http://beeg.com/1522970 - the way everyone seems to be enjoying themselves and the threeway dynamic combined with gentle urging by an older woman, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>15022666I don't even play that any more
>>15022687Record it next time
>>15022691shut up and play>>15022679rarity would be perfect
>>15022657I'm a young woman, now. Daddy doesn't have to know.
>>15022713It's already starting
>>15022724>shut up and playNo, it hasn't been fun for years
Your favorite pony walks unto you in flannel pajamas and your favorite snack and says they need someone to marathon movies all night and help keep warm under the covers during these long December nightsWhat do you do?
>>15022732HOPE YOU ARE STILL LIVING UNDER THIS ROOF
>>15022719I'd never go on camera because I need to get back on the stack to be more impressive and I'm still self-conscious about my progress in foreskin restoration
>>15022752what is this cropped from anyways
How does the mane 6 stay in shape?
>>15022732lot of weird stuff in this pic. the full better be hot to save it.
>Pone wraps herself up as a gift for you
>>15022744wake up probably.
>>15022744I do the Hustle!
>>15022744anon stop asking obvious questions
>>15022761Not as impressive as the crop makes it look.https://derpibooru.org/476050
>>15022796FUCKING WRONG PICTURE
>>15022774> Asian woman eating rice bowl> co-workers asking how and why she's playing to stereotypes, with Carl pointing out SOME jackass is gonna go "LIKE THIS"
>>15022753It's more about the willingness to share for me then the actual amountplus I'm super empathetic of certain things...
>>15022735it's always fun
>>15022744Tell her to get the hell out of my house, then continue to post to MLPG about cuddling with ponies
>Oh boy a present for me?>I wonder what anon got me
https://derpibooru.org/477535So help me, I wouldI WOULD
>>15022774>Pony co worker in hte workplace>everyone constantly mocks here but pretending their bag lunches on their mouths going "munch mucnh nay neigh nay munch whinne"
i was told someone wanted this thing from yesterday?
>>15022818Why would you be upset that people are using your name if you post more embarrassing shit then they do while wearing it?
What would your waifu want for Christmas
>>15022818Nonymous, let's be fair - there are hundreds or thousands of solo videos on X-Hamster and the like.Just get your feelies there, son.
BABS SEED BABS SEED
>>15022849Why am I reminded of Strange Brew?
>>15022826anatomically correct Wonderbolts plushie!
>>15022850because I don't give 2 shits right now?>>15022859can never have too much
pony got into your protein
>>15022837I've found much use for this gif as of late.
>>15022873she'll add it to her collection
>>15022896You're going to force Anon to marry your daughter at shotgun?
>>15022744>movie marathon all nighti dont have time for this shit. unless in this dream world i am millionaire who doesnt have to work.
>>15022883Wait I have an ideaYou should put on a different name when you want to talk about men masturbating on camera, and wear this name when you actually want to talk about ponies. It's perfect.
>>15022849WHO TOLD YOU THIS
>>15022912But she looks clean alreadyAlso wouldnt a soapy batch be more effective and leave her smelling besides shit?
>>15022891i love girls with muscles, fuck all you fatfags straight to hell
>lots of new content based of this pony http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/6/23/354940__safe_solo_oc_animated_pony_unicorn_youtube_mare_female_youtube+link.gifYou know, /mlp/ is not that bad at all. Why do we hate them again?
>>15022896She's a beautiful young woman, MSOB.https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/11/21/477534/large.jpegFEISTY at that!
>>15022939>dash>body builderShe's a runner and a cardio freak
>>15022939I dont feel comfortable with a girl who has more testosterone in her body then I do
>>15022912yes if its the good versionno if its the homo version
>>15022939chubby girls are bestbeanpoles are also acceptable
>>15022939I don't like fat or muscles
https://derpibooru.org/477532MSOBMSOB PLEASESTOP WEAPONIZING HIPS
>>15022945You wanna hear something funny?I was here when we moved to /mlp/ and you know what? /mlp/ used to be ponychan incarnate. I'm not saying the rest of the board looks up to us but they sure as hell emulate us. There was less "love and tolerating" and hardcore bronyism as time went on.They are still idiots but hell so are we. I find it much easier to tolerate them now then I did when we first moved.
>>15022955why does everyone keeping adding penis to pony?
>>15022939What if muscles padded with motherly curves
>>15022839what the fuck did you even spell check that
>>15022945that's a cute pon
>>15022984What was the point of cropping this if you're going to still show the nipples?
>>15023000Those aren't nipples, those are aureoles
>>15022984IF I SEE THAT FUCKING CELESTIA ONE MORE TIME
>>15023000nothing wrong with a bit of areola or nipples
>>15022985Scrubbles doesn't need a spell check, he needs a breathalyzer
sweet sweet entropy
>>15022945That pony is too redOther than that it isn't that bad for an oc
>>15023012That isn't Celestia that is a human fetish behemoth with sparkly hair
>>15022984Needs inverted nipples version
>>15022691because your account was VAC banned?
>>1502298290% of I've ever seen /mlp/ do is shit we did and they beat into the ground in a really terrible wayFluffy ponies, bat ponies, flutterrape, etc etcIf I am wrong, please someone point me out. I wish I was
>>15023010>>15023017That's like saying "Oh its not porn if you can't see the penis head"
>>15023029it just reads "you're drunk"
>>15023047No, because it stopped being enjoyable.
>>15023050So it's just like we do in here.
>>15022945/mlp/ isn't good just because it makes new stuff. Besides, like every other Flavor Of The Month tier OC, a majority of that shit is just traces, recolors, edits, and memes based on more popular images.
>>15023056I can relate.
>>15023051>nudity>pornAmerifat pls go
>>15023064Thats like saying 4chan and 9gag is the same thing
>>15023072http://derpibooru.org/tags/peppermint+snowflakeAll of that seems pretty good/decent to me.
>>15023086those legs though
>>15023080nudity is porn enough for me, sometimes
>>15023093You've got low standards
>>15023086For all of the drug-related ponies and Berry Punch drinking, I'm surprised no one's drawn a douchey pony vaping an e-cig yet.Full disclosure: I vape and I fucking hate half of the elitist fucks who do.
>>15023101>said while posting in MLPG
>>15023050Pony agreed with you wholeheartedly
>>15023009NO FUCK YOU
Oh fuckThis means I'd be an angry drunk, doesn't it?
>>15023051it's not porn if nothing's happening, it's just nudity
>>15023114Elitist fuck detected
1-3 - Draw a shitty pony request4-6 - Pony without consent or effort7-9 - Play StarBound0 - Draw lewd AND NOT SHOW ANYONE
I wish I could cuddle with pone on a cold winters night and fall asleep
>mothpony general being manually spammed with dead mothsI'm surrounded by children
>>15023146welp guess I'm staying here
>>15023149you brought this upon yourself
>>15023131Fuck you manSB is cute
>>15023139ACTUALLY it dependsIn art there is a difference between a being naked and nude. A nude is the apreciation of the aestetic of the human form in a purely classical sense. This is why so much classical art and statues are of nake people, ancient Romans and Greeks worshiped the human bodyA nake is simply for sexual
>>15023145Vapefag here. It IS best to assume elitist fuck first if they're using a 'mechanical' mod without proper voltage regulation for "more vapor." That's just fucking stupid.
>>15023184naked can be nonsexual as well, nude is just artistic
>>15023184The Pratchett/Nobby Nobbs rule: "If they're holding a vase, it's ART"
>>15023184>Naked is for sexualYou're an idiot scrubbles.
>>15023170okay I'll fuck myself
>>15023184>naked is simply for sexual>ponies are always naked>ponies are always for sexual
>>15023255It's the KITCHEN, Celestia, f-for fuck's sake!
>>15023252so that must mean
>>15023268Go to bed Cloudchaser
>>15023226>>15023233>>15023241I'm talking in a purely artistic sense and drunk so its double artistic basically in the longest time if the deppiction of hte human body was not for the pure aestetic of the human body in a classical means, it was considered no better then pornography and would be reffered to as a naked instead of a nudeMichelangelos David would be a nude theres a really famouse painintg with a woman and acat on bed anf flowered that was a naken. I forget teh name. When it was shown in gallery it started riots.
Pony says you'll be sorry if you keep cutting corners
>>15023266>Fan episode of Anon visiting Equestria >He keeps stumbling upon Celestia fellatting some random stallion.>She always tries to hide this fact but he keeps catching her doing it no matter where he goes>He finds out Canterlot is overrun by Changelings but the first one was the real Celestia
>>15023318> semen is liquid love
>>15023306>tfw you will never be so angry for a cause that you join/start/incite a riot
Joel McHale was the only good thing about VGX.Him and No Man's Sky.
>>15023311The doll casts its own Gotta-Have-It spell!
>>15023268Holy crap a wonderbolt!
>>15023306>theres a really famouse painintg with a woman and acat on bedthose good old paintings made while spying on whores
>>15023318I just started cracking up.I just now realized the design of Mr. Cakes tea set.That's literally a girls toy set. What the fuck Carrot. Its even funnier to me because Celestia clearly likes it
>>15023341>See that planet?>You can go there
>>15023377thats ver yclose to the one I'm thinking ofI think one or the other is a parody of the other. Teh dog is supposed ot be a black catAnd theres suppsoed to be a black servent
>>15023375>literally drawing a small version of an adult pony instead of different proportions for a baby
>>15023318>Go to equestria>Geez anon why do you keep wearing clothes?
>>15023413>you mean it doesn't completely retract?
>>15022948>>15022979Drawing tits or buttsThere will always be complaintsLife is suffering
>>15023427No, MSOB, they're fantasticI'm just not sure my dick can handle it
>>15023410I dont see YOU doing anything betterHow DARE you insult Bluntwhihckey you misogynistic pig
Dufel streaming for those interestedhttp://www.livestream.com/dufel
>>15023410I wasn't even sure what the picture was
>>15023427its a real life twistin face you could say that its a realtitty twiter
>>15023410How do you know she's not a sprite?
>>15023468You'd recognize them based on the faces drawn.
>>15023510but it's pony
>>15023545I don't care about artist streams.Again, fuck off MSOB.
>>15023427Gigazon Twist when?
>>15023564Boy I bet you just think you're on the ball everytime you 'call somebody out'
no movie night?
>>15023564Nobody's making you watch it
>>15023427Big Mac on Femanon when?
>>15023564fucking watch it you nerd
Pony lost herself
>>15023610how's the moths
>>15023601>Mayor Mare's backow
>>15023601So help me I can't tell if this is an edit any more
>>15023588thi part is so sillythe entire episode is silly~
>>15021507>>15021507>>15021507I only tried pot for the first time last year. Let's just say that the first time you try it (and don't freak out because it messes with your perception of the world, and can be a litte frighting the first time), it will amplify all positive sensations. Both in magnitude, and in the way you perceive it. Just rubbing your skin, you will feel pleasure wash up and down your entire body
>>15023619i wish moth gen didn't go to shit every time i decide to take a look
>>15023628i gues you could say that fluttershy is asilly pony
>>15023610Why would I watch something I have no interest in?
>>15023588If I didn't know that scene I'd heard in my head>"Oh no I'm all alone, I sure hope no stallions hear I am defenseless and in heat... It would be a shame if someone were to mount me... H-hello?"
>>15021507First time is probably going to be shitty for most people because you're not used to inhaling smoke. But if you give it another try afterwards, it's pretty relaxing (depending on what strain you get). If you don't like the idea of smoking, there's always edibles that you can purchase.
>>15023640My girlfriend's roomie's brother is a little pothead dipshit and needed to take weed out of his dorm room. He hid it somewhere in her room and we spent the better part of an hour trying to find it.I can only imagine what sex would feel like stoned.
>>15023675wait wasn't this originally a comic by GG
>>15023675>"tracing" a GG comic
>"They're perfect anon! How'd you know my size?"
>>15023252 They are always up to be rut by their alpha male.
>>15023694Yeah but I don't have it and my google fu failed me
>>15023619You tell me>>15023205>>15023001>>15023536>>15023160>>15022653>>14984648I just wanted to draw some mothpones, and they're all grabassin and tittybumpin >>15023675Wait didn't GG do thishaha did some guy really just redraw his comic
>>15023694Yes.Some brony redrew it and didn't credit him.
>>15023675>TRACING FUCKING GG OF ALL PEOPLEHOW STUPID CAN YOU BE
>>15023702Well you all look pretty much the same except for eye shape and color.
>>15023711I sued that Skipsy guy last time he did that, and I'll sue this guy too.
>>15023675>someone actually traced GG's comic and is taking credit for ittoplel
>>15023711http://oddmachine.deviantart.com/art/Discord-VS-Fluttershy-261993442Looks like he did but idk
>>15023675wow this comic s awfullycut and glitterl pate!
>>15023694>>15023701>>15023710>>15023711excuse me, it's called vectoring
>>15023739Skipsy did as well? Do tell
>>15023739>sueingI guess you could say that you were rubber and THEY wer glue!Except leagally
>>15023765Yeah I took 38million from that fat brony fucknow I'm chilling in the Bahamas with Jessy and Rose on my dick rolling in brone buxx
>>15023749Holy shit this guy redoes everything everyone else already didhttp://oddmachine.deviantart.com/art/Trollestia-259429652> This is an image than Jonh Joseco let me color for show him what I can do.
>>15023749>Another comic from Glitter Glue that he let me re-draw
>>15023765Oh you don't remember? He drew a R63 Twilight x Twilight pic that was extremely similar to one I did a few months beforehand. Obviously he saw it and used my idea as a venue to further his own popularity.
>>15023786everything about this guy's page reminds me of palcomix and tram pararam
>>15022226I am attracted to perfection, and I can no longer appreciate reality because it seems stale to fantasy.
>>15023789At least he credited the author.
>>15023786>>15023789>let me color>let me re-draw
MSOB pls more gigazons...
>>15023441>>15023570>>15023592Kind of a slump as of late.
>>15023827You realize a lot these users are people under 18 right? They don't know any better
>>15023843I can see where those lollipops are going
>>15023790I'm guessing http://derpibooru.org/19618?scope=scpea67f2e81106cb7fa1662e0fda03df0889f1a1fa8http://derpibooru.org/117623?scope=scpe81ace45a8d076a21ec01695502644cdc58f0758bYeah that's pretty damning.
Pineapples aren't like apples ate all...
>>15023833>post on artists page >Hey if you don't want to redraw this please message me>repost shit already done>get bronybux for just recolouring previously done work to match some kids OC or shit
>>15023833>"can I color this?">"yeah whatever">remove contact
Post some chubby ponies.
>>15023882Applehorse isn't a very clever pone
>>15023882You shoved them up your butt, didn't you?
>>15023909CHEERILEE LIKES SWEETS AND TREATS
>>15023882what are you goin to do? Crya about it?then I cuess youd be a real pine apple
>>15023876>Second image><book> By princess lunaExcuse me what?
http://i.imgur.com/GIQ4Y9o.pngI'm so sorry.
>>15023876>>15023876its amazing how much worse skipsy's version is
>>15023950Apple pony needs to stop playing with her butthole, she's going to ruin it.
>>15023959I bet /v/ would love it.
Please enter a name
>>15023963genitals ruin it
>>15023959good because it's terribleapology accepted regardless
enough old arthow about new art
>>15023969>>15023876>Glitter Glue's concepts are occasionally incredibly arousing>the art isn't enough to get off to by itself, though>and he's not going to bother getting better anytime soon>and nobody else has made porn with the same concept that I can just segue to
>>15023997That's probably old art.
>>15023970>but this is a shove things up your butt party
>>15023829There is crediting and there is tracing and not just putting in the description "Yeah I traced this guys comic." (Link to original)But what irks me is the fact that he is getting all this praise for it.He isn't going to learn shit as an artist about anything from this.Except copying other peoples stuff give you lots of nice comments.
>>15023909That's some cute teacherpone, Dala.
>>15023909That style is so great
>>15023997doesn't that burn?
>>15024037wow its a disgusting anthro blob
>>15023989>>15024012>>15024019>>15024022You damn bastards
>>15024038Only cumming out.
>>15024069I want to cuddle with pretty pone
Pony said that this is 2013, why has quality in everything except technology has gone down?
>>15024107QWuality of living for many has gone up though
>>15024038>doesn't that burn?It depends on how things goIf it were to god forbid get in her eyes it would probably sting like crazybut if she swallows right away it won't be so bad
>>15024107Something about consumerism and brainwashed to dispose of things and buy a new one instead of repairing
>we will never hear of Celestia's diary againI'm suprised I hadn't seen more comics off that plot device
you cna either give your favorite pony then thousand snuggle cuddlesOr your second favorite pony ten million huggly cuddly wuggly kissies
>>15024037> Need gym> JIMDAMN IT JIM
which onehow hard
>>15024186Who is twist?
>>15024186Who are snips and snails?
>>15024186Who is Shining Armor?
>>15024194BothWreck it Ralph
>>15024186snips and snails. they started out good but now im just disgusted when I ever see them
Marker challenges you to a 2500ml drinking race
http://derpibooru.org/300733I wish there was Amazon Femsnips.
>>15024194That's like asking, Would you rather be forced to kill yourself or be killed
>>15024241Son I just got done writin'I wrote till the world done endedIt just happened to be work and studyUnless you want drunk writin', you ain't gettin' nuffin' tonight
>>15024186Who is your favorite pony?
>>15024234Nigga not even the stack can make that happen. Shit you'll get 5ml out of the stack
>>15024227>>15024210You know I don't like them either, but it pissed me off in EqG when they just became evil demon lackies all of a sudden. They're completely spineless and devoid of redeeming values. They're stupid and rude and unclever and they don't even seem to like each other very much, and I think that hurts the message of the show. More importantly, it hurts the general feel-goodness of the show more than anything.I want an episode where they do something good. Something that shows us they're actual characters, not just butt monkeys for when the writer needs some random characters for us to hate.
>>15024284You can't drink a pony anon.
>>15023979Yeah, that tends to happen
>>15024284How do you drink a pony?Pony is a solid opbject
>>15024312I would until my heart exploded
>>15024266You're not allowed to participate, it should be a fair game
>>15024263Drunk ramblings are hilarious.
>>15024312EVEN THE LOLLIPOP GOT BIGGER
>>15024276>eqg shitwhateverthey never were 'actual characters'.They're just two dumb ugly little boys added for comic relief. Do you even watch the show?
>>15024312>ass still the sameEhhh
YOUR SPECIAL DAYLET'S CELEBRATE NOW THE PONY WAY!
>>15024329I really doubt the quorum is gonna agreeSo I'll > contribute a little with pone imagesLike these two! Kind of cute, amirite?
>>15024252That's a cute wifehorse
>>15024374you mean the pairing is cute or the specific picture you just postedbecause barf
>>15024358How come you didn't make that new ponka picture a clickthrough?
>>15024395I mean these two charactersKevinsano has some polarizing art direction
>>15024374little filly should kiss little filly
>>15024348>characters aren't characters if they're comedic>only edgy grimdark tragic characters are true characters
>>15024374I am a strictly straight shipper.
>>15024402I dunno, it was just boobs, I guess. Didn't feel like it needed one, since there wasn't any genitals or anything really weird.
PONE WANTS TO PARTY
>>15024348Yeah. See, what I was saying was, in the show they were comic relief. That's fine. It was kind of mean-spirited and lazy, but I'm ok with that to an extent. Not to mention, they weren't actually bad guys. When they fucked up and brought an Ursa to town, they seemed pretty sorry for what they did afterwards. They didn't MEAN to do any real harm, they just wanted to see Trixie banish it.However, the way they handled them in EqG was in my opinion really bad. I get maybe having them be comic relief bad guys, but having them actually just turn completely evil for no real reason other then that they're there, and unliked? It's dumb, lazy, and it just doesn't sit right with me at all. One of my many qualms with the movie. /rant
>>15024410>>15024415Room enough for all kinds of >opinions here in the MLPG tentIt's open all day, all night, foreverYou could say it's forever sprung
>>15024424Oh, so that was only grinding.I looked at it as though it was some actual riding.
>>15024413Because all the main characters that actually matter in the show are edgy grimdark and tragic. Incredible reasoning there buddy.
>>15024383I bet shining armor has a small dick
>>15024443Yeah. Though I'm thinking about doing one with penetration where the bodysuit acts like a condom.
>>15024434tl;drit's just fucking snips and snailsthey exist to stupid and occasionally say something stupid.
>>15024276you better get used to it because snips and snails are considered major characters now, on the same level of importance as Big Macintosh, Mr and Mrs Cake, and the Mayor
>>15024458>condom>not piercing the heavens
>>15024457I'm sure Cadance doesn't mind
>>15024415That must be a looooong kiss.
>>15024483I could probably handle my fiancee becoming a manIt might get awkward if she wound up being a guy with a larger penis maybe
>>15024483She can't not,> Oh come on Candy, I thought you were the princess who loved all things>I can, I mean I do it's just uhh welll>Well what are we waiting for?>N-nothingThis sounds like a GG comic
>>15024477http://i.imgur.com/V8EaxdT.jpgI-it's a fetish of mine...
>>15024508> sometimes Asuka can be assertive ...At least I can say it's in-character
>>15024467If you take that attitude, though, we can't hold any of the show to standards at all. It exists to sell toys, remember?I simply find them to be characters that could be handled better, like most of the other characters in the series.>>15024469Actually, that just gives me hope they're going to start treating them a little better in subsequent appearances. Either that or the position of characters in the opening has no real bearing on how important they are in the season ahead and they continue to be ignored. Which I'm fine with: like I said, I didn't even like them very much in their first appearance.
did someone say best side character
>>15024500God damnit bubblesTotally saved
Is it true that pony will at least give you a chance if you can work up the courage to ask them out?
>>15023959eh it's okaynot a fan of anthro though
>>15024543He's cuter as a she.
>>15024543Nobody said that.
>>15024572No that's a myth they tell to get you to embarrass yourself
>>15024532Wish there was more art with kisses like this.
>>15024572That pony in particular? Probably not
>>15024572>Anon! Come skinny dipping with me! Don't be shy~
>>15024593Rainbow Dash, you've never even been asked, have you?
>>15024535>we can't hold any of the show to standards at all.No dipshit we can't. Little girls aren't running out to buy toys and playsets featuring fat ugly and retard. It's surprising at all they even still exist.
>>15024608Actual horses can swim, but I hear that they're not very good at it. Mostly because when they're in the water they can't put their heads down to look around properly with those side-mounted peepers.
>>15024613>s-sure I have>like every day
>>15024629According to my grandpa, their fastest horse was notorious for fording a creek on our property to steal beers left on the table. Rain or shine, if workmen were 'enjoying lunch' he'd go over to lap up beers. Half the time he did it with them sitting at the table.Come to think of it, would you or could you really stop a horse that wants to drink your beer?
>>15024583Actually I was gonna say spike but I guess you can't really call spike a side character anymore>>15024578I'd say they're about even
>>15024629Horses can swim they are just like big dogs with a bigger body's and thinner legs meaning they go slowerA bunch like to swim in the ocean around where I livehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UR7weE_NCM
>>15024638You've probably rehearsed it, like, dozens of times in front of the mirror.But no one actually comes up and asks you.
>>15024629Would embrace pony to your chest to hold her above the water?
>>15024629They've got really inefficient legs for paddlingLong and thin is the exact opposite of what you want in swimming appendages
>>15024675>>15024629>>15024662>the real reason for no beach episode is that ponies don't actually like to swim in the ocean because they can't look downhuh
>>15024638>I-I just can't find someone you know, who can uhh keep up with my lifestyle.. That's all I could land a date any time anywhere
>>15024676>just leave me alone
>>15024698oops, scratch this, didn't read through >>15024675 enoughMy revised comment reads>real life horses swim in the oceanBEACH EPISODE WHEN
>>15024684I'd do many things with pony.
>>15024698Marshmallow ponies can look around just fine - they have front facing eyes. It's horses that have the trouble seeing where they're going. I remember reading somewhere that horses tend to swim in straight lines for that reason.
>>15024572>Awkwardly walk up to Rainbow Dash at one of Pinie's many parties>"Uhh....hi! Iwas just....would you myabe like to come see the big Winderbolts exposition with me next week?">She looks at you liek you just spit on her>"Excuse me? Do you have any idea who aI am?">"Y-you're Rainbo-">"I'm Rainbow Dash. I've been bublished. I the fastest flyer in Equestria. I'm a freaking heroe! Who are you?!">"M-my names Dave. I'd thought that maybe yo-">"Let me give you some friendly advice, chump!">She flies up and bumps up into you, knocking you down>"In this life there are winners. And there are losers. And fella, you are clearly bron a loser. Live the life of a loser. Die a loser, forgotten and unloved.">"I just wanted to ask you out">"Oh no, it looks like rain!">She and everyone lese starts spitting on you, forcing you to leave >The entire thing is posted on PonyBookTubeNet>It gets ten billion hits a day>It gets several movie and musica awards for how bad it slammed you
Would your waifu eat a flower shaped like ovaries if it meant being able to bear your children?I'm not sure mine would.
>>15024701Well, okay. I guess I'll just see if Fluttershy wants to go see the Steelhoof Racers, then.
>>15024725Would you even...snuggle lovingly?
>>15024747No, and you're damn right yours wouldn't either. Why would she want such a thing with a greasy, oily ape?
>>15024572My head canon is Dashes mom Had dash because she was trying to prove to her friends she could get a date with the next stallion they saw.
>>15024737Well that's that
>>15024737...Dash wouldn't do that to me
>>15024737That doesn't really sound like Dash.Bad experience, Scrubbles?
>>15024747Sparity a shit
>>15024737I'm not convinced Rainbow Dash is /that/ mean
>>15024186Cadence.Even Snips and Snails are more interesting,funny and actually works as "dumb and dedicated dumb/gullible teenagers" colts, Cadence is just a reminder that I'm watching a 21 minute long ad.
>>15024778gilda just because dash rejected you
>>15024761too lewd anon.
>>15024822pia makes some good art though
>>15024822You a shit.
>>15024792is she okay?
>>15024761To start with.
Snips X Pound Cake
>>15024833>too lewdFuck you. I'll snuggle pony as much as I want.
>>15024813No I'm just drunk I though this would be funny>>15024823Ok lets tone it down>""Gee Rainbow Dash, would you like to coem toe the ice cream social with me?">"What are you, fro mthe middle ages?">"Yes!">"Ok fine, but only if you can win a race against me. The fisrt from this light post to that mailbox and back wins. Got it?">"What?">"GO!">Dash does three laps in two seconds>Anon fell down in the mud>She rolls her eyes and takes pitty on him by introducing him to her ugly friend Fluttershy>She also rejects him
>>15024824>dumb and dedicated dumb/gullible teenagersI meant dumb and dedicate fanboys/gullible teenagers.
>>15024737Scrubbles what the fuckdo you wanna talk or something
Pony wonders what your weird rejection fetish is all about and logs off to go on her date with her human.
What pone would have the hardest time getting a date or being set up on one?
>>15024900Okay that one got a laugh out of me
>not rabidly pounding your pony wife's bruised, winking pussy for hours without breaking for refractory periods, well beyond the point at which you could feel anything downstairs let alone have your body continue filling her with your seed
>>15024893You're under arrest.
>>15024186Snips and snails. Little girls aren't interested in stupid and ugly.
>>15024935YOU CAN'T STOP ME
>>15024906I like how Luna looked at Celestia's wings flare before checking for lack of tail.
>>15024737never change scrubbles
>>15024906femsnailseven boysnails could get a date
>>15024976Did discord ever return her tail or has she been wearing a plug all this time
>>15024972Your punishment is to be be turned into a woman and service the entire royal guard's cocks with your vagina, one after the other, rapid-fire.And then cuddle with the ones of your choice.
>>15024999I would assume the Elements revert everything to normal.
>>15025001Can I use my ass instead?
>>15024986I'm having a terrible MArty McFly moment wher I wish I could go into the past and kill myself
>>15025001Yeah, kill yourself.
>>15024986>not going to Pinie's party
>>15025023No_That's for repeat offenders.
>>15024737That sounds pretty unpleasant.
>>15025032But then you couldn't watch ponies
>exactly one week till christmasTime flies
>>15025052Oh so wahtTwilght learns the magic of magic, Pinkie discovered hugs are yummy, Dash goes fast and Rarity it dfatyay
Gentle reminder that I'll be stramming Monster in about 45 minutes.Come and watch!
Would you spend the day plinking with a pony?
>>15025089You're a dirty liar, anon, it's two weeks.
>>15025099Sure, but I only fire obscure guns they probably haven't heard of.
>>15025099I'd spend the day plinking her vagina with my penis.
>>15025089what anonit's the 11thit's two weeks
>>15025099What about with a satyr? Changeling satyr?
>tfw done with finals
>>15025140Can she only shapeshift her legs or something?
>>15025140Yeah sure, I'd tutor her on proper safety
>>15025099>tfw nogunsOnly if pony is ok with showing me the ropes a bit and promises not to make fun of me
>>15025174as long as you don't do this, you'll be fine
>>15025032Well you can either change something or drink.Or you can be like me and sit infront of a PC drinking and mean 0% of what you say
>>15025188Sounds interestingAny art of it?
>>15025099>Go shooting with pony.>See pony has brought Glock.>Sit two lanes away.
>tfw weed is now legal where you live
pony thinks you should get a better job.
>>15025221I mean everyything I rmemberPony is a cute
>>15025243Well I think pony should go unfuck herself.
>>15025255That's neat, Well hope you stay!
>>15025243Pony is rightAny job is better than no jobToo bad I'm too lazy to actually try
>>15025230>>15025200>>15025174>>15025160>>15025124>>15025099>Some idiot on /k/ decided to 'raid' /mlp/ the other day.>Didn't realize what he was doing.It was kinda funny when everyone went "You do realize they are as /k/ as are, right numbnuts?"
>>15025151>>15025188>>15025223>>15025261I thought they transformed fine in the stories.But pretty much only ever to trick their siblings into giving their love to each other.
>>15025280have a pony
>>15025284>But pretty much only ever to trick their siblings into giving their love to each other....First place my brain went was incest.
>>15025243I agree ponyIf I knew how I would
pinkie pie has been singing oink oink oink in your bedroom for the last 36 hours
>>15025319Well now I can't sleep without it!
>>15025319only 36 hours?
>>15025320caught u mirin
BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY
>>15025295I'll have whatever the hell =I wantand right niw I'm gooing to have a jokeWhat do you c\all a pony you punch in the back of hte head?Teh pony punchline!
>>15025320>yeah I'm gonna fuck you in the assGoddamn it
>>15025376Scrubbles Go lay down on your side.
>>15025410I'lll lay down on whatever I want toI choose not to lay down on your waifuII dont want to smell like asperagas and shame tomorrow
>>15025423Get some pizza
>hey anon I brought over monopoly!
Anon, are you still here?
>>15025445dibs on the racecar
>>15025446Big ponies are the best!
>>15021435 More Misfits
>>15025449Rainbowdash is a monopony
>>15025446Not that anon, but that's pretty neatbut I think we are fast aproaching the maximum safe limits on pony size
>>15025446That's a nice princess.I THOUGHT YOU HAD WORK TO DO
>>15025441I don't want to. I'm not even motivated enough to launch a video game.
>>15025446I wonder if you would consider drawing a tiny anon being forced to go to school with the CMC by a big AJ
>>15025431Who hte flying fuck deleivers pizza at one aM?>>15025445>Thisis the best way to destroy a firendship
>>15025478>but I think we are fast aproaching the maximum safe limits on pony sizeNonsense!
>>15025445We should team up and bully Twilight out first. Oh man, she would get so mad if she was the first one out, let's do it!
>>15025423I drew you a pony
>>15025098What is the stream channel name?
>>15025482I'M AHEAD OF SCHEDULE, MOOOOM>>15025478Anything bigger gets a bit silly, yeah. But up to this size is perfectly sensible, yeah?>>15025495Not tonight. I need to get some sleep. Remind me when you see me next, okay?
>>15025485Go for a run.
are there any streams happening? should i stream a movie?
>>15025513okay I will, good night
>>15025502Making a unicorn angry isn't a very good idea anon.
>>15025519I could really use a movie
Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
>>15025519Stream aliens. Not alien but aliens.
>>15025516It's too cold out and I stopped exercising too. It's hard to do anything but sleep anymore.
>>15025526Nigga I got a gun.And if she is as black as fan artists make her to be I will get away with it if I mag dump that fuck.
>>15025513We need big anon with little ponies now
>>15025534>>15025538aliens it is, just let me set things up
>>15025516Not him but I run even though there is ice and its freezing cold outside
>>15025552We always have big anon with little ponies.What if we had normal anon and normal ponies?
>>15025445WHATS THATYOU'VE GOT A MOTH PONYGET IT AWAY THOSE THINGS ARE FILTHY
>>15025505I also drew pony
>>15025566Best thing /mlp/ created
>>15025563>What if we had normal anon and normal ponies?Thats what we normally haveI want guliver's travels scale
>>15025520Good night, Anon.>>15025552Just for you.
>>15025578no we normally have normal anon and little ponies
>>15025573>/mlp/ created>/mlp/ created>/mlp/ created
>>15025593Fine.That MLPG created.We were just trying to be a little modest.
http://derpy.me/agathoidstramming aliens, not alien, aliens
>>15025581>not taking mini-pone into your meeting with you
>>15025593>>15025615Did you really have to samefag?
>>15025615You could just say 'was created', or 'best fusion' or something
>>150256292 different people broski
>Drug users and alcohol drinkers on MLPGWhy
Pony made you some hot cocoa
>>15025653Then why is she drinking it?
>>15025653And then drank it??That's very rude, pony!
>>15025649Where's armorbro when you need himI'm surrounded by degenerates
>>15025659She also made some for herself. She left yours in the kitchen because she didn't know if you wanted marshmallows or whippred cream on yours.
>>15025649I don't get it either. At most I have a glass or two of wine every now and then.
>>15025657yes!http://derpy.me/agathoidplease come and watch my stream everyone
>>15025567that looks like a turkey
Hey MLPhKnock knowfuck you its movie time http://derpy.me/agathoid
>>15025672I am armorbro, I'm just not posting armor because I'm pretty sure people filtered all of my images.
>>15025674Is this a trap?Did Fluttershy booby trap the kitchen again?
>>15025649why not? Not like there is much else to do
Your love is my drug anonymous
>>15025696No. She did leave a note next to your hot cocoa, though.
>>15025731Is it that forged doctor's note I asked for?
>>15025640Somewhere between NBS and Faceless, officer?
>>15025692Armorbro pleaseYou're the hero I needRegale me with tales of ancient plating and describe the effects illicit substances have on one's healthRescue me armorbro
>>15025709I hope your withdrawal symtoms kill you.
>>15025692>Armorbro is posting.>With no armor....Wait.THIS IS STEALTH ARMOR!
IM GOING TO MARRY RAINBOW DASH
>>15025761Dude just play it! Anyone whos interested will come anyways!
>>15025733No. It says she really likes you as a friend but nothing more
>>15025741No, I'm in the middle of masturbation and after this I'm going to play more video games and probably watch Blade Runner afterwards and then work on my programming.
>>15025767Rainbow Dash, you can't marry yourself.You have to find a partner.
>>15025767joke's on you, lesbian marriage isn't legal
>>15025773Uh, okay? I don't know why she would make me a note like that when she knows I've been dating Rarity for six months.
>>15025777anon I was just posting a pic of my fiance's happy reaction to me asking her.
>>15025773That's goodThat would be weird if it were something more since I'm dating Rainbow Dash
>>15025786Rainbow Dash, I mean it. There's no way you can get married to Rainbow Dash.
>>15025784There's more to the note. It says Rarity no longer wants to be with you. She asked Fluttershy to break the news.
>>15025808I'm with Rarity right now and she says this is the first she's ever heard that she doesn't want to be with me.
>>15025819That's not RarityThat's a giant body pillow you painted white and purple
>>15025843That's the body pillow you're holding right now. You're not even Fluttershy. You're Adolf Hitler!
>>15025804I bet if she tried hard she could do whatever she wanted with herself
>>15025856No, Dash, you're not that flexible, even with your multi-jointed pony body.
>>15025843No, but I can see why you'd think that
>>15025856She started at a young age.
>>15025867justa little more
>>15025509thirdcitadelAND IT BEGINS!NOW STREAMING MONSTER!http://derpy.me/fnhw3COME AND WATCH
so close, and yet so far
>>15025878I would hug that filly non-sexually
Anonymous, what did you do with Princess Cadance?
>>15025881She could always get someone to do it for her.
>>15025923How do you feel about a Scootaloo She could use a good home herself.
>>15025505that's a very kind pon
>>15025930r>Yeah, except not even a diamond dog wants to be near that crotch.And they lick their own assholes.