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Good morning! It's another lovely day in Equestria! Time to do your morning routine! Like... calisthenics! Eating a healthy breakfast! Princessing! Cracking codes! Winning the lottery! Painting the cities aquamarine!

>>15005282
Previous thread.
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morning is for suckers
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>>15009576
>you will never ruin Applejack's hard work
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blind commentaries are surprisingly enjoyable
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Who's a silly pony?
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>>15009621
Can any of us truly be the silly pony?
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>>15009621
ANALJACK!
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>>15009631
Yes. You.
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>>15009632
>I KNEW YOU WOULD COME FOR ME, MY LOVE!
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Right here. Right now.
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>>15009639
but she's not silly
she's a very hard worker
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>>15009651
She puts an equal or greater amount of effort into being silly.
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For Christmas pony made a donation in your name to the Human Fund.
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>rediv's new cowity

UNFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>15009672
?
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>>15009667
>do not
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Give me a pony
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>>15009693
Cowity
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>>15009693
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>>15009693
Daring Do
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>>15009693
Fluttershy.
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>>15009693

No, it's my pony, get your own tan
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>>15009693
Sweetie Belle
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goodnight mlpg

>>15009701
no that's my pony
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>>15009712
Fluttershy should be a cat more
She makes a good cat
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>>15009712
You're going to sleep now dotkwa. She isn't your pony anymore. Why do you think sleep is called 0pone?
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>>15009598
that picture gets me every time
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>>15009712
goodnight bestpony
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>>15009697
gg plz
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>>15009717

>not putting your pone on lock down and 24 hour surveillance
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>>15009693
No they're all mine, I need all of these ponies. You find your own.
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wouldplay/10
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>>15009693
No, I only have one pony and you can't have her.
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>What is this? A fair maiden, such radiance, but alas, she is hexed, and only the kiss of a brave hero shall awaken her.
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>>15009753
unf unf both cutiemarks unf.
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>>15009753
I actually like that twicane wgip
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qeq
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>>15009760
Too bad there aren't any brave heroes around, huh Rainbow Dash?
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Alright, get in here and play some Starbound, guys

IP: 76.104.191.215

I have no idea what I'm doing server-wise but fuck it
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>>15009801
I hope that in several years were on a version where 4 and 5 are crudely crossed out.
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How did I ever do this
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>>15009812
I can't imagine what hell that would be by then.
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>>15009813
80s cheerilee is a qt
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Check out this picture of best princess.
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Why aren't you sleeping with your pony?
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>>15009813
I'm going to steal that pony and you can't stop me.
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>>15009843
bitch please
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http://derpibooru.org/493825?scope=scpe27e124ff2de995c44cf5809cd213d25705d18783

why do people make pictures in SFM?
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>>15009848
Because 4DE is being a bunch of jerks
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>>15009852
Because it's easier then drawing
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>>15009843
It's missing the other princesses, though.
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>>15009843
Do they each count as their own subfaction?
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>>15009813
It's official: everyone loves facesitting
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>>15009848
but I was
then I had to get up for work
but now I dont have to go to work today
so I am playing starbound
and when everyone leaves the house I will be playing starbound with my pony
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>>15009859
Is there something disagreeable about it?
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http://derpibooru.org/493725
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>>15009868
Yes.

Not really.
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>>15009852
Because everyone else does the the hard work for you that way
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>>15009859
what are you even talking about?
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>>15009869
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunf
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Pony CCG release events this friday
Check your local card stores, the game is worth checking out
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>>15009848
Because I don't have a pony
Or a gf
Or bf
Or friend
Or anyone really

I don't like my bed
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>>15009848
Because she isn't real anon.
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>>15009880
Make sure you play Rarity's colors.

Toity is OP.
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>>15009892
quit making excuses
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Daily reminder that I want to cum inside ReiDuran.
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pony's butt
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>>15009872
I love you tan.
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>>15009813
I stole your pony and created a derivative work.
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>>15009901
How can I sleep with her if she isn't real?
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>>15009753
Rarity version of the game is superior
Also that cane is stupid as fuck there. Kinda ruins the drawing
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I got one more drawing in me before I hit the hay.

Apologies for the long absence. It has been a while though and I'm super rusty, so I'm gonna' take requests.

Just keep em simple I guess.
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>Series Finale
>Twilight ascends to the ultimate level of alicorn
>she's now powerful enough to one-shot all the returning villains
>the final villain who was controlling them is still a threat somehow
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>>15009934
bat pony
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>>15009934
Glad to have you back

Comfy Rarity if you can
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http://i.imgur.com/dXPQEa2.png

>I'll let you fuck me but i'll kill and eat you right after

How do you proceed?
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>>15009934
Twilight in a fancy hat.
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>>15009926
It's a scepter, not a cane.
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>>15009934
Twilight sleeping
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>>15009941
butt pony
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>>15009940
When does the Cell saga begin?!
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>>15009947
Obviously you have to do well enough that you're worth more alive
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>>15009959
Whatever
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>>15009963
boot pony
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>>15009947
Fuck the dragon unconscious, become sex friends.
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>hyper-index redirects to a dead /co/ thread
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>>15009971
A pony with a raincoat and booties
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>>15009934
draw pony drawing for boops
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>>15009971
bit pony
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>>15009947
Is this CoC or something?
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>>15009976
maximum qt
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>>15009947
I love the first part, but fuck the second half

I'd still be tempted as fuck
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>>15009947
I like the dragon part of that picture, although the pony looks kinda weird
Has he done anything else similar?
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expand dong is the best meme of all time
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>>15009672
link
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>>15009996
fuck off
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>>15010009
unf
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pony just wants your love
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>>15010008
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>>15010038
I love pony, just not that one.
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>>15010038
Sorry pony, I gave all my love to this one
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>>15010046
unf
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Your favorite pony has their own YouTube channel.

What are their videos about? How many views do they get?
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>>15010052
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>>15010008
Right here
http://i.imgur.com/Y8tRsVq.png
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Tell me your terrible headcanons.
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>>15010067
>unflared

pansy.
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>>15010071
Fluttershy has an allergic reaction to apples, but doesn't want to admit it
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Here ya go. Comfy Twily.

I might actually go and finish this, since I actually was liking how it was turning out.
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>>15010109
would snuggle with
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>>15010109
b-but
I said rarity

Still really cute though
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>>15010063
Yes, of course
Just forget I said anything, go back to your daily routine. Nothing suspicious here.
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>>15010120
Oh, oops.
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>>15010128
Just add a comfy Rarity there too and you make everyone happy
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Why ya'll ain't daring do
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Why y'all ain't doing daring
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>>15010067
>>15010046
whoa
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how come yall aint doin any hotglue?
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>>15010142
I'd love to, but I'm beat. Time to 0pone.

Bye bye caballo gente.
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>>15010173
I don't get it
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>>15010173
Nice to see ya again. Dream of pone
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>>15010173
You could add it another time.
Eh whatever, still a pretty cute and a would hug/10 Twily
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>>15010058

>he started it so he could make videoblogs
>just him, talking about stuff - his babysitters, his big brother, Iron Will, songs he likes - whatever he thinks of while he's recording
Cloudchaser recorded a video of him dancing enthusiastically to a song on the radio and uploaded it in secret
>it has over a million views and climbing
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>>15010179

>not knowing The SHRIIIIIIINE of the SILVER MONKEY
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>>15010184
>all his classmates at school occasionally mock him about it
>mares just wanna have fuuuun~
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beeeeeb
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>>15010233
and textured version
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>>15010233
>>15010264
noice
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>>15010052
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>>15010264
It's too late for me to appreciate this properly but it's nifty
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>>15010233
>>15010264
you're really honing that style of yours
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>>15010315
i dont even like pank much but it looks like there's room in her bed....
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>>15010322
Just enough room for your thumb
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>>15010315
>>15010320
Thanks!
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It sucks being poor
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>>15010344
Why not just get a job?
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>>15010346
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR6A-Bk9eZQ
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Can someone post that one picture? It's a Judge Dredd crossover with anon holding up a filly Judge and she's saying something along the lines of "but I am the law!"
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>>15010354
Yes, that IS what popped into my mind before I posted that
Thanks
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>>15010344
I'm a white male aged 18-45, everyone listens to me! No matter how dumb my ideas are!
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>>15010354
oh yeah?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT4vhl8slbE
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>>15010381
>white
>male
>aged 18-45
you only got one of that right
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>>15010344
>>15010346
>tfw only an engineering student
>Can't get a job anywhere
>Supposedly going to enter a land of milk and honey the moment I get a degree
I'm not hopeful
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transformation
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>>15010427
into something that can't transform
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>>15010281
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>>15010434
>Corndog
What?
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>>15010431
transformation into a blind and deaf changeling
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>>15010434
I can't get over the same face
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>>15010434
I'd fuck Sunset
She's the only one with normal proportions
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what movie should i stream
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>>15010471
...and I thought that was Pinkie Pie
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So I just woke up projectile vomiting/shitting, guess I'm not sleeping tonight.
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>>15010361
c'mon guys
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>>15010331
Elsowmo
did you pkay The Neverhood Chrincles yet?
Neverhood fanart in your style when>
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>>15010434

>that Gilda
>that Trixie

Ding-dong! HELL-o.
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http://derpibooru.org/494017

that's just terrible
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>>15010515
Thank you for sharing with us anon.
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>>15010509
I'm watching speedruns right now. But I'll start downloading it soon. I could stream it tomorrow maybe
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>>15010515
then why post it
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>>15010361
>>15010505

You mean this one?
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i'm bored and haven't been here in like a year.

what the fuck up
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Scoots ep this Saturday. What are your predictions?
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>>15010543
Everyone died.
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>>15010531
Yes, that's the one
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>>15010543
>what the fuck up
ponies are what fuck
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>>15010522
awwwwwwwww yissssss
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>>15010543
>i'm bored and haven't been here in like a year
So you are bored enough to make this post every day for the last few months?
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>Estimated delivery Friday, Dec 13, 2013 - Tuesday, Dec 17, 2013

So when I get those I'll be able to tell if my nib was just worn down or if something else is wrong with the pen.

Until then... well...

...I don't really know what I'll do until then.

Maybe stuff like this where I draw with the eraser end.

Sorry for stealing your thunder Slowmo.
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>>15010558
Its ok, though. We got better.
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>>15010547
it'll be GOAT
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>>15010582
Scootaloo is a pony, not a goat.
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>>15010454
It's a dumb joke based on her colors. I wouldn't worry about it if you can't figure it out, it doesn't really work in the first place.
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>>15010547
I really can't say with certainty whether she'll fly or not, episode could go both ways. My hunch is on she will though
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>>15010547
>What are your predictions?
I have no idea really, I mean I'm really looking forward to the episode but I;m not sure what to expect. I'm thinking it might be a bit like SiP, and I'm hoping it does have a lot of Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash interaction.
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>>15010573
How dare you
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>>15010454
It's a joke ancient enough for JJ to finally make a reference to.
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>>15010573
You should put some more contrast between those colors.

Looks cute otherwise.
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>>15010582
Is that supposed to mean, "Greatest of all time?"
You can't possibly mean that.
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would you your favourite pony up the butt? not your waifu, your favourite pony
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>>15010602
my expectations are high, even when i know they shouldn't be
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>>15010629
But they are one and the same

I suppose, but only if she wanted it
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>>15010547
Been looking forward to that one since s1. They better not fuck it up.

I don't wanna see any Princess Alicorn Twilight save the day or teach Scoots, and no episode that's nothing but 22 minutes of Scootaloo trying different things and always failing just to have RD tell her in the end that she's just a late bloomer and it's okay. Character development has to be the key part of the episode, not Scoots derping over and over just for the sake of toplel super funny.

I want feels. RD and Scoots have to be the center of this episode. I can accept the CMC and maybe Yellowquiet play some semi-important role too since it would fit, but noone else (not saying noone else should appear in the episode in general, just talking about who should play the major part).

Don't let me down, s4. Please.

They got the first step right. Don't let MWW ruin it, like she did WA, which was another episode I've been looking forward too since s1.
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>>15010642
Nah, there's a good chance Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon play a big role in this
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>>15010664
They're gonna be the ones who make Scootaloo feel insecure, but hopefully that's about it. If they follow her around the entire episode or appear randomly out of nowhere everytime she fails just to make fun of her, it would suck.
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>>15010629
My favorite pony is my waifu though.
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>>15010664
>Diamond Tiara will play a role in this

Episode is already an 8/10
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>>15010642
>Don't let me down, s4. Please

Sorry, did you miss Daring Don't?
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>>15010683
I expect them to belittle Scootaloo at the beginning which makes her want to try harder, then at the end where Scootaloo then shows them up.
Cliche, but it is a children's show.
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>>15010683
It's fairly safe to assume they're going to do just that. They kinda do it in every episode they play a role in.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahwW6q1Y0_U

unf
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so, what's everyone's waifu/husbando?
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http://derpy.me/agathoid

drive angry streaming in a few minutes

A vengeful father escapes from hell and chases after the men who killed his daughter and kidnapped his granddaughter.
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>>15010708
Applejack/Big Mac

Apples
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>>15010708
Yellow
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>>15010642
There are other things to be very afraid of. If they mention the word chicken or give her a memorable meme face there's going to be a meltdown.
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>>15010719
You guys better get your asses in here.
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>>15010699
I know, anon... So far s4 was a huge disappointment that doesn't capture even a fragment of the feel and style FiM used to have - Daring Don't being the worst of this season so far.
But just one more time I'm willing to be optimistic, even if it's naive. Probably just because I've been longing a good Scootaloo/RD episode about her flying issues so badly for such a long time.
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>>15010708
da bes
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>>15010755
Wow. You win terrible opinion of the week.
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>>15010708
This pone
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>>15010708
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>>15010708
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>>15010788
more alicorn lyra when
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>>15010787
No, but you are one of the cutest fillies
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>>15010768
>terrible

Maybe he doesn't eat up every Meghan and Polsky shit?

And he is right. Even the new writer for castle-mania fucked up with that horrible Pinkie writing.
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>>15010787
no, and you are ugliest filly
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>>15010801
ill probably keep doing little speedpaints of her throughout the week/break

been experimenting with starting in greyscale and i think im getting the hang of it, tho painting straight to colors is more fun generally
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>>15010788
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>>15010804
I think you're taking this show a little too seriously.
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>>15010708
Pony: Shining Armor and Cadance

Non-pony: Togami
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>>15010708
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>>15010708
I can't waifu because I can't believe that any pone would ever like me
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>>15010830
>excuse for terrible shit writing that isn't on par with Larson and Corey

Then you must be a brony if you continue watching shit. Even the board is meaningless and this thread is just the same like a shezow/fetishshit /co/ general. Zero discussion, maximum fetish shitposting.
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>>15010708
I don't have one
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>>15010878
I'm sorry you're incapable of having fun.
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>>15010596

Bring it on, boyo
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>>15010907
Can you do a Rarimom?
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>>15010907
u dont wan' none of dis hombre
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>>15010787
I'll wait until you're old enough.
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Pony has weighed up all the options and has decided that suicide is the best choice for everyone
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>>15010897
Nah, I just have a better taste in fun than yours. :^)
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deaded
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qt
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Christmas is coming and I haven't killed myself yet

Shit.
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>>15011136
pony says lighten up
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>>15010465
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>>15010835

But rediv Cadance isn't a husbando.
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>>15011218

>S1 Luna
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Why isn't anyone streaming anything?
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>>15011225
>all non-up-to-date fanart must be destroyed forever and forgotten
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I tried to make up some creative female diamond dog designs.
I failed
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>>15011255

The one on the left looks kinda weird, the other two are neat.

Do you think you could try depicting the statue dogs from the comic as they were in life?

I don't have it on this computer.
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>>15010940

Oh yah, you betcha.
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>>15011255
Cocker Spaniel is pretty cute.
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>>15011255
>I failed
You done good, kid.
Also, simply by virtue of not giving them tits like damn near everyone else, they're some of the best female DD designs.
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>>15011274

Now draw RariDad and Rarimom being smoochy while Rarity and Sweetie gag.
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>>15011255

You did better than I did. I haven't touched anything Diamond-Dog related in ages.
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>>15011255
Shar Pei version when?
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>>15011255
the collie is cute
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>>15011255

hnnggghh

we need more cute female diamond dog designs
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>>15011274
this is my fetish
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>>15011215
husbando/waifus anon
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You have 10 minutes to post the cutest pony picture you have.

If you get a duplicate file, it's okay to link it instead.
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>>15011305
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>>15011305
>actually picking a favorite
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>>15011305
I don't really have a favorite so I just picked the first cute one I came across
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>>15011311
>>15011312
>>15011318
y'all are terrible at this
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>>15011287

That may be a bit beyond me at the moment.

Remember, I'm drawing with half a stylus here.

bring it up another time, maybe?
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>>15011328
>you will never palm and rub that fat mound
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>>15011331
I can be terrible if you want me to be
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>50 posts/hour

wowza
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>>15011340
Hows about pankmom?
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>>15011331
>>15011330
>>15011309
Today you three are all winners
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>>15011340

>I'm drawing with half a stylus

Then draw half the picture now and half later and put them together.
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http://derpiboo.ru/494001

Would you?
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>>15011367

You a funny guy.

I kill you last.
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HOLY FUCK

STOP BEING DEAD

IM SCARED
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>>15011371
Gladly
I'd most anything
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>>15011371
Not if it was the last piece of sexualized art left on earth.
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>>15011386
Too human?
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>>15011371
Would I what?

Save that picture so I can fap to it later?

Yes, apparently.
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>>15011392
Man that is an old pic.
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>>15011392
Too terrible
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pony gryphon oviposition
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>>15011371

>Cuddling with Celestia on a snowy winter morning
>tucked in all snug under a nice warm comforter, enjoying, in a way, how cold it is in the room, because it means you get to enjoy how nice it feels to keep each other warm.
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>wake up
>see this
>cry a lot
>try not to kill self
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>>15011410
The bottom half is a lion, though
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And when I get excited
My little pony girl says
Oh baby just you shut your mouth

http://derpiboo.ru/364772
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http://strawpoll.me/841999
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>>15011431
>pick one
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>>15011414
>Took me a moment to realize what I was looking at.
>That unexpected feel.
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>>15011410
Are you fishing for someone?
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>>15011418
You'd think there'd be more references to Bowie considering A Dog and Pony Show

Maybe if they come back
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I saw a news article about horsefighting and now I am genuinely terrified of horses.
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>>15011431
>841999
>trips
Nice.
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>>15011414
That's not how vision works at all

And I'd be much happier as a wall eyed pegasus mare than a short unattractive nerd
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>>15011455
No_
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>>15011466
hey, I'm not short!
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>>15009646
Why isn't there more ponyxloli art?
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Why is pony futa so god damn hot?
And why is it even better if they're standing upright?
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>>15011465
You're exactly the reason why /mlp/ shouldn't be removed and is serving its purpose as a containment board.
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>>15011478
It's not and it's not.
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>>15011478
Because dicks are way sexier than vaginas
This is a fact
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>you will never fuck pone so hard that she cries
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>>15011495
I made a guy bleed pretty badly once
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>>15011503
That's not a good thing
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>>15010863
i like you anon
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Hello, is this pizza hut?
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>>15011507
I know
Ruined my sheets
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http://derpibooru.org/494067
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>>15011399
I remember when I could still answer it with "no"
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>>15011466
Would you comfort Anon after he turned into a very ugly pony?
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>>15011503
>tfw 6" girth
>tfw 3 boyfriends I couldn't penetrate

A gift and a curse
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>>15011413
>it will never happen
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>>15011392
Does fapping to horses and horse anthro pics count as "ponies?"
Because I've been doing that for a decade or more
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>>15011544
Don't fuck off, Roogna
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>>15011528
>tfw inexperienced size queens

>They almost worship your cock
>Yet they can't blow you for shit
>They can't even take you half the time

Finding an older guy is getting more and more attractive
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>>15011547
Why not? its fuckin' off time!
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>>15011544
I want Angoor back
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>>15011556
Because mlpg is dead
It'd be in bad taste to walk away
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>>15011503
>>15011528
>>15011551
>>15011495
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>>15011559
b-but I'm tired and dont have anything to post about
You guys will do fine
>>15011558
He was here like 2 days ago or something
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>>15011551
>>15011528
>>15011503
>>15011495
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>>15011551
>tfw "fetish" for average or less
>tfw never had a bad experience with sex
>tfw never disappointed
>tfw happy with my sex life
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>>15011489
>Aren't mares with pee pees just stallions?
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>>15011561
>Implying you wouldn't love to have your marshmallow butt stretched by our hung faggots
You don't have to lie to me, flowery pone
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>>15011551
>>15011503
>>15011528
>>15011495
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>>15011561
>>15011566
>>15011572
You don't have to spam the thread because two guys get laid more often than you, Anon

The rest of us are just as hopeless as you
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>>15011566
>>15011572
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>>15011577
>Oh no, someone is posting ponies in a pony thread, this is clearly unacceptable and I would very much prefer to hear about faggots discussing their faggotry.
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>>15011577
>implying anyone here gets laid
They are just ERPing
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>>15011571
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If color blindness is a real thing
Why do colorblind people get confused with colors?

They should still call red "red" even if in their mind they see what we call "yellow"
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>>15011596
>JJ

>>15011603
>implying our eyes are real
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>>15011603
because yellow might look the same as red, so red next to yellow just looks like red
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>>15011603
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_blindness
Educate yourself.
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>>15011603
Because you're an idiot that didn't even take the time to Google it

Most colourblind men can't differentiate between red and green
They look the same
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>>15011603
Because the colors look the same.
At least to my dad.
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>>15011594
I could show you the sheets
I cut them into rags
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>>15011610
>>15011612
>>15011613
>>15011614
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>>15011621
i'm curious, show me
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>>15011621
I don't care
Unless you show the massive cock that did it
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http://derpibooru.org/494012
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>>15011644
>the large and flatulent trixie
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>>15011644
>I’m sorry, but this gives people the wrong impression of morbidly obese people. I’M morbidly obese. THIS is Jabba the Hut in Trixie form. :P
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>>15011651
>slob

Ewwww.....

Can't I just enjoy my morbid obesity fetish without you inserting your weird thing into the mix?
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>>15011621
where's the evidence
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>>15011658
no_
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>>15011656
>standard reply with image from Kill la Kill
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>>15011656
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>>15011658
Yeah, morbidly obese people are usually classy and fashinable.
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>>15011676
Thems was jokes.
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>>15011682
Poe's law, mang. Also fetishes aren't supposed to make sense.
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>>15011688
>fetishes aren't supposed to make sense.

Damn, everything I've done was a lie.
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>>15011644
why are her nipples blue
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>>15011702
AREN'T YOUR NIPPLES BLUE, RED?

OH NO
I think you've got a terrible disease
You'll have to show me them, to be sure
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So they broke Derpibooru again
You can upvote your own uploads infinity
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>>15011702
Are you telling me girls don't put lipstick on their nipples
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>>15011702
>>15011724
anons confirmed for never seeing a girl nude before!
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>>15011723
And why would I do that?
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>>15011739
rediv please my mother counts as a girl
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>>15011739
>rediv
>replying to rediv
What.
Also, are you on a Punpun boner recently?
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>>15011740
You wouldn't
I'm just saying it's a thing
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>>15011739
>tfw it's true
>tfw I've only fucked one girl in the dark
She had great tits though
At least they felt that way
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The first issue of the Shining arc is kinda sad...
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>>15011761
You mean the Shining Armor and Cadance comic books, right?
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>>15011747
that was an accident
and I love Punpun
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>>15011770
Yeah
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>>15011739

You can help us with that problem.
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>>15011739
Where do you think we are?
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>>15011772
>that ending
>that art
>that me meeting Asano a month ago
>that me complimenting me
>that Asano taking photos when I'm probably in

I can't take these feels
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>>15011776
>asking some unhooved 3DPD monstrosity to show her boobs
>which aren't even on her crotch
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>>15011789
complimenting *him, obviously.
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>>15011789
my jelly levels are off the charts
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>>15011804
more moaning over video games when?
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is it just me or are threads goign missing from the archive
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>>15011790
>asking some cow pony to show her boobs
>the area around her crotch isn't deliciously flat
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>>15011817
Shut up Obsidian
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>>15011814
Again? That problem already existed two days ago or so but was fixed.
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>>15011814
> try to find thread 15001588 in archive, was enough
>404 errors, 404 errors everywhere

FUCK
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>>15011814
My dick is missing in your ass
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>>15011817
I wish I could greentext in a speech too.
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>>15011810
ive watched that video like 10 times and i cant hear any part where i moan
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>>15011840
It was your pokemon one with the shiny clefairy
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>also we don't have the marker and the last thread on the archive had 404'd
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>>15011879
I wish I could cuddle a little pony in my sweater.
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>>15011890
The last thread is still alive and has the marker though
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>>15011898
..thats weird. it's not ashowing up in the archive for some reason
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>>15011921
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>>15011934
>click on it in the archive
>404

well that was to be expected
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>>15011943
Oh, I didn't realize that. looks like something is still broken
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Pony can't believe you swallowed so much
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How many people are here right now anyway?
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>>15011962
I'm here.
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>>15011962
35
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>See a jigsaw puzzle
>Instantly think of autism

Why
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ESTONIA
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You, me, and her.
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So I assume nothing leaked out of mlp grand plan to hack hubworld.
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>>15011998
Of course not
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>>15011998
Don't be silly.
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OH SHIT

IT'S FUCKING SNOWING
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>literally the only threads 404'd in the archive are the most recent ones

dammit
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>>15012027
>tfw things are lost forever

And I was going to go and post mangneto's new thing he did in one of those threads as well
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>>15012033
That's an angry scrunch
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>>15012038
His Snips is pretty cute
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If the shadow blocks out the sun... there will be Light!
If it stays 'till the sun is set... there will be Light!
If the sun never shows its face again... there will be Light!
No matter how dark the city gets... there will be...
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>>15012044
actually, i suppose nobody on mlpg saved that winter snips and snails thing he did? you could probably repost it here or derpibooru
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>>15012060
Sadly I didn't
I have a habit of only saving useless stuff
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>>15012033
Every day until it happens
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>>15012038
>>tfw things are lost forever
They are still in the heinessen archive (albeit without full size pictures)
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>>15012062
fuck i knew i should have saved it when i saw derpibooru was down

dammit archive
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>moth pones
>bat pones

WHERE ARE THE ANGEL PONES
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beb
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>>15012144
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So... what's Twilights secret nickname?
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>>15012174
>Twilight's mom's nickname for Twilight is Worstpone
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>>15012174
"Shiny's Condom"
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>>15012174
Showkiller
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Cadance looks kinda pretty here
Why did I wait so long to read this comic? It's great
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>>15012174
Mary
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>>15012174
Little Slut
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>>15012174
Thrall
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>>15011898
>>15011921
>>15011934
>>15011943
>>15011950
What's broken is that for some reason the archive is pointing at /co/ instead of /mlp/.

The last two threads are actually saved just fine on the archive, but the pointers are wrong:

http://arch.413chan.net/mlp15001588.html
http://arch.413chan.net/mlp15005282.html
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>>15012184
>>15012187
>>15012190
>>15012215
>>15012218
>>15012220
Why are you all such meanie pants?
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>Alas, friendzoned again.
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>>15011997

Woo woo woo!
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>>15012238
Well? Where's the Flash-Twilight edit?
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Today I found out that 'gigil' is a word in the Tagalog language that is used to describe the feeling of wanting to lay your hands on something that elicited an emotional response but holding yourself back.
For example punching something that causes rage.
Or hugging something incredibly cute.

So now that feeling where you just want to hug something super hard because of adorable has a name.
'Gigil'.

Just thought you'd like to know.
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>>15012272
I want to cum inside Gigil
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>>15012272
I didn't.
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>>15012272
isnt gigil a weaver monstergirl
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>>15010434
I just love how all of them are being all flirty.
But then you have Trixie all like "LOOK AT MY GREAT AND POWERFUL BAZONKAS"
And then Gilda's all like "get me the fuck out of here".
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>>15012307
It looks really fucking stiff though.
I don't know why, but half of them look like mannequins.
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>>15012299
¿dooq
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>>15012299
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>>15012319
Sameface/body and stiff poses are two issues that JJ's been having for quite a while, I think.
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>>15012299
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ENOUGH

STOP BOOPING
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>>15012375
>baap
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>>15012375
I'm surprised people still think enough of MLPG to make stuff like this.
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>>15012299
>>15012382
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*farts*
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>>15012330

fuck hands, why aren't the using sleeves? Why do they not have any lands on the battlefield?

These ponies have no idea how to play magic.
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>>15012382
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>>15012375
What the fuck
that's pedofillia
who would make art of this sick fetish?!
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>>15012394
I MUST KILL THE BOOP AND GAIN ITS POWER
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>>15012375
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
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>>15012375
We need a version where hiatus size gloomy's hoof comes in from offscreen to boop markerpony
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>>15012401
Twilight bounced all the lands that were in play

They don't need sleeves because they don't need them because magic
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>>15012291
>isnt gigil a weaver monstergirl
this gives me a fantastic idea
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>>15012440
Oh boy
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>>15012440
look what a careless inquiry has wrought
i look forward with trepidation
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>>15012060
Was probably you that uploaded it, but in case not I saw what I assume is it on the front page of Derpiboo.ru a minute ago.
https://derpibooru.org/494110
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>>15012440
GG do you have any Mothgirls yet?
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>>15012375
>saying "bahp"
>ever
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*grab2 diick2*
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sex with gloomy
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>>15012520
Pony is not for sexual.
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>>15012515
*wwalks into dick*
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>>15012521
DYEWTS
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>>15012533
Yes. And the show has nothing sexual in it.
The baby cakes were delivered by the stork.
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>>15012542
Yes. The stork being Cup Cake's birthing canal as she foaled.
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oh hi Lightning Dust how are you
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>>15012520
marital intercourse with gloomy
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>>15012532
*4N4L VOR3S D1CK*
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Sex with age-appropriate consenting human females
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Pony just fell for the trap.
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>>15012586
Yes please.
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>>15012565
>tfw no pictures of Celestia in black lingerie
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>>15012587
Pony was balls deep when he realized it was a trap
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>>15012563
>locking content behind that shitty dance game
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>>15012565

why does she have a dead twilight as a cutie mark?

you can only kill someone once...
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>>15012603
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lewd chubby princesses
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>>15012613
Her cutie mark means ded horse
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>>15012613
Because ded
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>>15012613
Notice that it's regular unicorn Twilight and not alicorn Twilight.
The old Twilight is ded.
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>>15012618
I read that as jew princess...
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>>15012739
Ugly ponies can't be happy.
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Pony says you'll find that the less time a man spends in cryosleep, the more awake his brain is (excluding the animal/primitive side, which is always awake)
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>>15012606
if it was that convincing in the first place, i wouldn't mind
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Pony says you'll find that the less bread a man eats the healthier he is
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>>15012839
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>>15012857
But I want to be healthy as a horse.
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Atryl has been drawing alot more frequently. That's always another good thing about hiatus ending
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>>15012616
Okay, let me fix that

>tfw no good pictures of Celestia in black lingerie
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>>15012658
Fuck of rabbi
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>>15012859
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Good morning.

You may have noticed the locator get very confused when /mlp/ rolled over to the big 15000000.

That was my mistake! Back when we moved from /co/ to /mlp/, I was using the post ID to "guess" whether a particular thread was on the old board or the new one... and then, I forgot to change it back when /mlp/'s post count began to catch up to the old post IDs from when we were on /co/.

Anyway, things should work again now.
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>>15013012
Thanks Archive. Great to hear from you.

Do you ever have time to lurk?
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>>15013012
Hi Archie

Please respond.
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FREE IMAGE EDITOR SOFTWARE FOR MAC!?
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>>15013012
Ahh, neat.
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Pony is sad that you've been stuck in an emotional rut for god knows how long and hopes you can get yourself out of this hole that you've dug yourself into eventually.
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>>15013035
pirated photoshop
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Will future villains have contrived motives?
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>>15013046
for drawing pictures? something more along the lines of SAI
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>>15013035
boku no photoshop + amtlib.dll
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>>15013035
FireAlpaca works, right?

Also this:
>>15013046
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>>15013055
More people draw in Photoshop than SAI.

Autodesk Sketchbook is cool too.
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>>15013055
He asked for image editor, Photoshop is the best. For drawing it's still not bad although there are better alternatives.
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>>15013077
>>15013070
>>15013059
>>15013057
>>15013046
Alpaca is good for now, i left my eyepatches on the other ship. Thanks. Does anyone have the color reference guide picture?
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>>15013041
I'm working on it.

These meds keep me really, really exhausted though. I slept for 12 hours, woke up still dead tired, and slept for another 12

I don't know if I want to sacrifice not being exhausted all the time for happiness.
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>>15013028
I've been cutting back my 4chan use lately for personal reasons, so I'm afraid I'm mostly just popping in to give the news when stuff breaks/unbreaks.

>>15013031
Okay!
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>>15012942
>tfw defenceless is ded
>tfw no one left to draw your fetish
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Pony asked how you got so ded and hatsus
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>>15013100
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/95405328/%21colorguide.png
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>>15013069
Best musical horse.
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Pony is tired of your shit
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>>15013041
I think the pills are helping. Anxiety is still off the roof though.
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>>15013134
I find the ones divided by season to be more convenient because I know where to look for specific characters.
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>>15013134
sankyuu
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I think Twilight was attracted to Flash Sentry, because she hasn't adjusted to having hormones of a different species.
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>>15013158
That's sentenal.
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>>15013179
>

>>15013182
sentenal is dead
stop calling me that
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Pony says that, at any rate, it can't be helped.
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>>15013181
There was a plethora of other males, and her pony mind wasn't transplanted into a human body, she just got a human body
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>>15013181
There has to be some crackpot explanation. I mean the nigga was orange, for fucks sake
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>>15013187
no you're not
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Bridle Gossip was 3 years ago today. That's Zecora's episode for you plebs.
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>>15013203
SHES AN EVIL ENCHANTRESS
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>>15013110
One of my friends had this problem too. My suggestion would be, talk to your doctor about it and see what your options are; depression medication is one of those things where the proper pill and the proper dosage is very much a matter of what fits with a particular patient, so there's no shame in trying something else, or even trying part something else and your current meds at a lower dose.

Keep experimenting until you find the treatment that works for you.
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>Somewhere in 4chan
>Guy suddenly gets his picture switched with a pony pic thanks to the bug
>Gets chewed on
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>>15013221
BIGGER
but yes, obviously
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>>15013221
>Celestia blushing
>Ever
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>>15013221
it'd be hard to find things I wouldn't
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>>15013221
i'd punch her in the titties
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>>15013240
how about this: http://derpibooru.org/493322
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>>15013203
One on top of the motha-FUCKING dashboard
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>>15013239
It would be cute to see her blushing
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>>15013250
By the redness it looks like someone already has.
Also everywhere else
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>>15013221
the thumbnail makes it look like she's bruised and bleeding
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>>15013256
I'm not proud about it, but yeah
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>Heroin addicts in MLPG
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But I didn't die though it was a joke
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>>15013279
pony addicts in MLPG
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>cum addicts in MLPG
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Can someone post a mane 6 picture from the show pls?
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>>15013287
horse is a colloquial term for heroin
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>>15013292
what, like this?
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>>15013294
anal is a colloquial term for apples
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>>15013294
i don't think i'd ever inject myself with something called "horse".
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They have taken you from the Canterlot's prison, first by carriage, now by boat. To the west, to Ponyville. Fear not, for I am watchful. You have been chosen.
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>>15013297
Rarity looks so angry

I like it
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>>15013299
>Really? I sure love anal!
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>>15013297
i actually meant a single pony, as long as they were main 6
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REMOVE DONKEY remove donkey
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>>15013312
oh, alright
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Pony just learned how to be evil
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Should I watch the VGX awards?
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>>15013340
Do you love constant meme spouting?
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>>15013340
Watch the no man's sky trailer which is on youtube. That's all worth seeing of the VGX.
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>>15013274
right on

have this as a reward for being honest
http://i.imgur.com/indcDvS.png
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>>15013319
thanks
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>>15013349
What if I like getting angry that the industry?
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>>15013369
Not him, but can I have it, too?
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>>15013319
Woah. Who is that pony? Is that Rainbow Dash, or something?
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>>15013319
>fucking blue horse

UNF
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>>15013392
I dunno
maybe

>>15013395
dude gross
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>>15013313
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>>15013391
only if you promise to bother goat train until he draws the other princesses
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>>15013386
COCK
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>>15013369
Oh sweet god what's wrong with her face?
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>>15013400
Such grace.
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>>15013418
Half of the princess art Goat draws were my requests anyway
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>>15013436
Keep it up
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GUYS
GUYS
I FOUND DERPY IN STARBOUND
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>>15013420
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>>15013449

not ugly enough
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>>15013420
>not wanting PSI BOOP
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>>15013041
I don't think I can get out of the hole again. Meds are destroying my heart, I don't know how to find relief for my anxiety, I have terrible memory so I'll never learn or improve on anything and the holidays aren't helping
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>>15013468
Have you seen a psych?
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Why are so dead?
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>>15013041
Maybe pony could come and cheer me up
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>>15013501
some people have jobs

fools
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>>15013449
>still no deleting characters
>still no keybinds
>IT'S OKAY BECAUSE WE HAVE POKEMON NOW

I don't think the developers know about how to make a proper game.
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The year is 2027.

It is a time of great innovation and technological advancement.

It is also a time of chaos and conspiracy.

Humans have more power than the equestrian government.

Everyone is fighting for power, for control.

I don't even know who's side I'm on anymore.
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>"So what seems to be the problem again, Anon?"
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>>15013510
>some people have jobs
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>>15013521
I'm addicted to masturbation
also, I'm not a pony
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>>15013510
>abandoning pone for money
Heartless cold bastards
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>>15013520
Anonymous, my little pony chracters are imaginary. They don't and will never exist in this universe.
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>>15013520
>I don't even know who's side I'm on anymore.

I'd totally become a species traitor for pony.
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We could talk about pony butts right now
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>>15013496
Yes. Doc was shocked to learn I've had these kinds of problems since childhood and never been treated for it.
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>>15013539
we could talk about jobs.
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>>15013449
>There WILL probably have to be another character wipe for the weapons damage fix. Massive apologies!
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Pony asked if being an adult just means knowing how to lie
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>>15013545
Wait what weren't you treated for?
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>>15013538
I don't know, it seems the equestrian world isn't as peaceful as we though in season 1. There have been wars with other species (in the comics too), ponies are rude to each other (fluttershy getting pushed around) and there's blatant racism agaisnt zebras and so on.
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>>15013548
>I posted it again
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>>15013554
n-no
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>>15013547
I want to be an electrician or sonething else other than a grocer clerk
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>>15013547
How about we compromise?

Jobs related to pony butts
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>>15013545
meds and psychiatric counsel ain't cheap, chap. You need to fix yourself.
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>>15013567
you wanna be an electrician? That's great, I'm learning from my father. you'll find some way.
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>>15013554
No, it also means that I have to pay my bills and shit like that.
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>>15013572
I don't know how. I guess Ill never get out.
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>>15013520
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Pony says you'll never escape the 9-5 life and enter the world of success
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>>15013554
that and have a job.

>>15013589
that's not a good attitude, mate.
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>>15013545
At least yours believed you, mine just told me to stop pretending.
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>>15013585
I guess ill never be an elictrician. I just want a decent paying job.
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>>15013595
Joke's on pony, I work a 4x10 schedule
three day weekends are wonderful
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>>15013595
I tell pony that even if she enters the "world of success" she'll die sooner or later and everyone will forget about her like they forgot about me.

>>15013599
Being an electrician ain't a decent paying job, mate.
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>>15013566
>>15013586
>>15013596
grey as fuck.
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>>15013603
People won't forget you if you find your passion and follow it.

the hard part is finding your passion
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>>15013590
>you'll never save your sister with augmentation
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>>15013618
Those human legs with hooves are just too weird for me.
Either draw feet or proper pony legs.
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>>15013568
that pony is too lewd to be outside
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>>15013617
>People won't forget you if you find your passion and follow it.

Yes they do.
Do you remember that guy who made the thing?
No?
He was pretty famous. Must have forgotten about him.
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>>15013618
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Damn, it's cold outside. I'm never going out again.
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>>15013618
she's better at posting tits than art.
More ass when
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is steam down?
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>>15013629
But I do remember John Carpenter

a lot of people do

and even if they didn't, they'll remember The Thing
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>>15013599
>I just want a decent paying job.
Go into video game development. It's reliable and well-paid work.
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>>15013646
not for me
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>>15013647
In two hundred years?
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>>15013652
>it's a competitive and crowded field that requires previous experience to make big money

fixed
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>>15013658
fix that beak
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>>15013660
who gives a shit what douchebags are gonna remember in two hundred years
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>>15013660
Don't get nihilistic on me, anon.
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Doing something you're passionate for, for money is always a bad idea
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>>15013678
Gotta pay the bills somehow..
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Pony just told me that if you're good at something, never do it for free, then she slammed some random goon's head on an sharpened,upturned pencil
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>>15013671
The whole idea was "people won't forget you if you find your passion and follow it".

People will forget you.
Sooner or later, everyone does.
Then what was the point of doing it?
>>15013675
I condone doing things only if you like them and enjoy them. So if you enjoy making music, you should definitely do it, but don't tell me you'll never be forgotten or "you'll be a star". 'cause taht doesn't count shit. Having fun counts.
>>
What's a human thing that's socially acceptable here but not in Equestria
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>>15013618
What happened to her left index finger?
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>>15013706
Eating horse meat.
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>>15013652
I don't have talent for that kinda stuff.
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>>15013695
say what you will about pony, she knows how to work a crowd
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>>15013678
People don't really want money, they want happiness.

They're mistaken in thinking they can be happy if they just had everything they wanted.

You know what happens when you can buy everything you want? You get really, really bored and start throwing parties with other rich folk where you can sit around and talk about being rich and drink expensive liquor out of gold edible cups because you can.

Does that sound fun to you? Just endlessly spending money?
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>>15013706
not being a pony
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>>15013706
not having friends.
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>>15013719
coding is a learned skill
talent has little to do with it
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Pony asks why the german langauge sounds so violent
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>>15013724
Yes.
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>>15013731
Same with drawing.
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>>15013734
Pony sollte besser vorsichtig sein was sie so von sich gibt.
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>>15013731
talent isn't

but intelligence is

Dear god try taking a entry level programming course at a university. You'd be surprised at how many people have trouble with the simplest concepts.
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>>15013731
I have terrible memory anyways so I'll never learn it
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>>15013734
ICH LIEBE DICH, PONY.
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>>15013736
Does it really, though?

Once the novelty wears out, life would be so boring.
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>>15013706
being a slut
>inb4 but rara tea a slut
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>>15013743
Not really. You need both talent and intelligence to be good at it.
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>>15013751
you don't even need to remember stuff if you have the internet
get a second monitor and always keep your references handy
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>>15013750
>You'd be surprised at how many people have trouble with the simplest concepts.
I wouldn't.

I have tutored tons of first semester students, albeit not in informatics.
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>>15013751
remembering things and learning things are very different
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>>15013750
>get into CS university
>first programing course is for C
>starts with the most basic shit possible
I was quite amazed but really if you didn't do C or at least any other kind of programing language in high school you would be easely overwhelmed.
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>>15013750
That is actually a good way to find out if you are fit for programming. If you can grasp simple concepts like if statements, arrays, assignment statements and whatnot you are pretty much set for the type of thinking you'll need to go deeper.
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>>15013734
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VtaDn4RgPa
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You want to make money off your talent?

Learn your talent and then teach others for money while still learning your talent.
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>>15013785
>how to draw manga.txt
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>>15013743
No, to draw you really need the right genes.
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>>15013785
Yeah or make controversial shit and become the most popular person in the fandom.
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derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>15013753
Not ever worrying about bills? Giving to charity? Pay for my sick grandfather meds? Practically go to school without ever worrying about tuition? Yeah no... The novelty will never wear off.
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PONE NEEDS SEMEN
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>tfw always wanted to learn programming
>but never found the motivation
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>>15013646
>>>/v/222051962
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>>15013817
Here is a nice easy place to start: http://www.codecademy.com/
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>>15013777
Was that Japanese?
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>>15013646
>>15013825
http://issteamdown.com/
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>>15013777
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17q5k6V0BUE
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>>15013850
krabb pls
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>>15013830
>doesn't have C
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>>15013866
who?
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>>15013817
coding is easy as shit dude.
i mean the really advanced stuff, the groundbreaking stuff, can be extremely challenging and is genius-level stuff.
but the level it takes to actually generate money, easy as fuck. anyone can learn this shit.
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>>15013743
Drawing is bullshit anyway.
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Believe me when I say this.

If you want to learn a skill, yes you, there's a major secret.

Step 1: Find resources for your learning your skill through Googling, board sticky, etc
Step 2: Close all tabs besides said resources
Step 3: Practice your skill using these resources
Step 4: Enjoy your new skill

It has never been this easy to learn something in all of history. The only thing stopping you from mastering your talent is hard work and dedication. That's it.
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>>15013872
gonna need you to share with the class, anon
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>>15013868
For just getting someone motivated to start, it's a great site. I wish it had C too
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>>15013870
I know. But you still have to sit down and actually learn it once.

And I'm really shit at motivating myself to do things alone.
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>>15013817
>everyone says its easy to learn
>i give it a try
>see the math involved
>head explodes
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>>15013883
>The only thing stopping you from mastering your talent is MLPG
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>>15013883
the worst thing is always the initial hurdle
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>>15013891
Math is easy to learn.

Also programming doesn't require that much math. Depending on what you are doing.
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>>15013883
I'm going to go draw a picture but I'm not going to use any of those available resources
it's going to be fuckawful and I'm not going to share it
I'm probably going to quit and go to sleep instead
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>>15013891
All it takes is thinking in the most literal and straightforward thinking possible

just pretend that you can only follow instructions to the letter and not the spirit and it will come easily
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>>15013884
after seeing http://imgur.com/riH1na0

i googled how to blow your own cock and i was surprised to see so many autofellatio websites and forums and communities that give advice.
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>>15013891
There isn't really any math involved beyond basic comparisons most of the time. Like if you want to make a game then sure you have a ton of complex shit, but if you just want to make an app or a webpage or something you only need things like if (variable >= other variable) { do whatever }
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>>15013914
Did anyone of them provide proof that they can do it?
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Pony says never to go ass to mouth
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>>15013924
You can just go to whatever porn site and look for autofellatio, there's plenty of it. It's definitely not impossible.
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>>15009798
Where is Mare Do Well when you need her?
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>>15013924
http://www.reddit.com/r/autofellatio/top/

ya a ton
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Anon wears the saddle
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>>15013870
How do you make money off this stuff?
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>>15013964
>you will never be the pony
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>>15013831
no, i was reading this >>15013745

>>15013850
kawaii desu-ne
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>>15013905
Not till you reach trigonometry. That's when it all started falling apart for me.
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>>15013966
have an idea for something that has not been made, make it first and market like a madman.
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programming is shit
infrastructure is where it's at
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Pony just made it first and then marketed like a madman
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>>15010755
I hope that you will get disappointed and then write a huge stupid rant about how season 4 and whatever writer wrote whatever has ruined FiM and then rant about how you have stopped watching the show since episdoe 3 of season 1 and other stuff like that.
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>>15013966
write code for people that need it and let them pay you 5% of what it's worth, that's what i do
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>>15013883
>It has never been this easy to learn something in all of history
Well, you could also argue there have never been more distractions to prevent you learning.
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Pony didn't see that shit coming.
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>>15014014
Ill give programming a try.
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>>15014026
pony won't see my dick coming
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>>15013883
>It has never been this easy to learn something in all of history.
Yeah, but there has also never been so much you have to learn.
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>>15014016
And misinformation.
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>>15013993
tbh a lot of the problems kids have with math is the way it is taught. When I was in highschool it was an hour and a half straight of math, and it is taught by repetition and memorization instead of understanding the concept. As soon as I got out of school and started to learn on my own everything clicked. You can probably find a good site to learn trig.
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>>15014032
Is it because it's too small?
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Someone who can code should start a project where he gives out tasks he deems suited for beginners and gives them a deadline till when they have to finish them.
Because I'll never be able to get off my ass if it depends solely on my motivation.
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>>15014008
Pony's a smart one

>>15014004
what does that even mean
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>>15014055
n-no
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>>15014056
if I wanted to do busywork I'd go to school
that sounds terrible
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>>15014064
I'm the dude running the cables to and from your homes and offices so that your computers work in the first place
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cuddling with demon shimmer
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>>15014078
Thank you for your hard work.
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>>15014078
Ohhhh so your the guy who on the phone all the time wearing the hardhat? Gotcha.
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>>15014078
pls install fiber
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i hate programming but i'm good at it
what do i do
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>>15014078
that sounds complicated, how hard is it to learn?
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>>15014082
Demons are not for cuddling or sexual.
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>>15014082
>demon
>not human or pony

I'd rather hug Nurgle
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>>15014084
arigatou gozaimasu

>>15014092
no

>>15014097
it's not hard to learn it's just hard work
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PEGASUS PONY FLEW UP AND STARTED HUMPING YOUR FACE
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>>15014097
>servers

Nightmares inc
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>>15014078
If my current plans fail, that sounds like a good field to get into
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>>15014097
Im sure he had to go to vocational school
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>>15014093
We could trade. I hate the thing I'm good at, too.
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>>15014111
I flunked my school exams
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>>15014119
AMERICA'S FUTURE
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>>15014123
school doesn't mean shit if you can get one foot in the door in a tangentially related career of your choice
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>>15014103
Are you Jim Carrey?
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>>15014054
There are no good free math sites. All these educational sites are running an educational racket.
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luna nibbles your neck and tells you you're a werepony now

and the moon is full

nothing actually changes she just looks at you expectantly until you drop to your hands and knees and make horse noises and then she rides you around the room
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>>15014082
not interested unless she has a huge demon penis
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Will you help pony to find her wallet?
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>>15014133
>what is kahn academy
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>>15014136
somebody post that g1/g2 werepony transformation comic
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>>15014136
>she rides you
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>look up weather
>today's highs
>66

aw yeah
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>>15014147
Keywords accepted (1/3)
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Oh fuck, after many years of dildos and fingering and stretching
I've finally managed to anally fist myself for the first time.
You have no fucking idea how good it feels holy shit the sensation of my fingers wriggling around and my knuckles grinding against my rectal walls and oh god damn I could feel my own heartbeat throbbing away shit my ass is so happy right now.
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>>15014167
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>>15014173
oh damn, would buy if i'm sure it wasnt vastly overpriced.
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>>15014174
>mlpg
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>>15014133
khan academy

hell wikipedia is good for math sometimes
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Pony is tired of your shit, what are you going to do?
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>>15014175
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>>15014136
can I be a changeling instead
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>>15014174
kimochii~ amirite
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>>15014190
we usually asume a good goop bath does that, not a bite.
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And one more for the road
Thank you have have a lovely evening
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Pony wants you to sing the opening song of Frozen with her.
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>>15014173
Oh god I want it so fucking much.
WHY CAN'T I HAVE HUGE AMOUNTS OF DISPOSABLE INCOME
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>>15014190
>turn into a changeling instead
>she flips out

What would a human changeling even look like.
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I love transformation, even if it's with G1 ponies.
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>>15014199
sounds gross
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>>15014178
>buying a statue
what's the point
you can't even cuddle it like you can a plush
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What's the appeal behind transformation
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>>15014201
But "Let It Go" was way better.
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>>15014218
what if I have a plush and a statuette of the same pony?
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>>15014224
>Expecting a concrete answer on a fetish
This is why FlyingSaucer is a Satyr.
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>>15014226
Pony says you diva that song and drown out everyone else.
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>>15014224
the possibility of becoming something I'm not excites me
plus it's highly compatible with other fetishes
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>>15014218
>tfw you will never have a plushie of your waifu
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>>15014257
speak for yourself
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>>15014222
But that's not feminism. That's egalitarianism.
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>>15014222
I saw that thread, too.
I laughed when no one made it past the first question. Including me.
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>that feel when wearing your rainbow kneesocks to bed on a cold winter night
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>>15014222
>All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights.They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood.

What flawed,wicked and poison logic is this?
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WHO WAS RUCKY PONE?
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is Frozen actually good? i havent seen any kids movies since Princess and the Frog

>>15014257
same feel, i could buy one but that other thread shows i probably shouldn't.
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>>15014277
The funny thing is that the line doesn't say "All humans are equal"
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>>15014257
>you will never be a plushie for your horsebando
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>>15014286
Womyn are clearly better and are only being pushed down by dumb men.
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>>15014257
The only way I would buy a plushie of my waifu is if it was big enough to hug me back.
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>>15014285
>not watching Gob-It Greg
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>>15014285
I love pony's reaction to extraterrestrials.
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>>15014285
Why is an Imperial II class Star Destroyer so close to the land?
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>>15014327
they do that sometimes
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>>15014327
thats a Victory class casual
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>>15014327
surfing the atmosphere
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>>15014352
Ponybanga dudes!
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>>15014327
Starkiller was pulling it to the ground with the Force.
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>>15014337
Whatever nerd
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>>15010434
whos on the right and in the middle?
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>>15014245
But I have a singing voice like a constipated barn owl.

There's no way I'm out-singing anybody.
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>>15014369
NMM, Chrysalis, Sunset Shimmer, Gilda, Trixie, Nightmarity
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Cute
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goddammit i had this picture up while i went out for a few minutes

http://imgur.com/VvhvmSc

there is a high chance someone saw it
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>>15014327
While they were crossing through some other IPs to get to pony land they had a mass effect drive installed.
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Why does mlpg kissup to drawfags like jessy? She draws a sitting pone and you all lose your shit. Anyone else draws a sitting pone, they get nothing but shitposting.
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Guys, my pony roommate always leaves her dirty horse panties lying around in the livingroom

what do
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>>15014380
>nyx
Oh god that thing is still alive
And no it's everything but cute. Just trust me on this
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>>15014381
It's not a very good picture, why did you have it open int he first place?
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>>15014381
>human penis

Atryl is literally Hitlersatan
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>>15014395
Smell them.
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>>15014391>She's a grill with 15000 BTUs
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Pony is doing just dandy
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>>15014398
i was jackin it and had many pictures open. i thought they were all closed but i forgot that one.
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>>15014380
But Twilight wasn't an alicorn when she was raising Nyx

This picture is completely noncanon
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